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Sex Life Confessions
members of our editorial team and magazine contributors anonymously shared some of their worst sex stories.
Art by Natasha Arnowitz
I tried to take a guy’s I hooked up with this guy
virginity my freshman him a human anatomy lesson instead. from BU sophomore year at his cemented with my mascara on the cover my face with my hands when
I was hooking up with this
guy I was super nervous and awkward around. When he put on a red condom, I said his dick looked like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’s nose. I didn’t hook up with him again a er that.
Man was almost a virgin
and hadn’t done it too much, so he was super nervous and had trouble getting it up. Understandable. But what I couldn’t understand was why this 29-year-old man was trying to put a semi-so ie inside me. IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK, SIR. I just let him gure it out for himself. We still had sex; I just didn’t feel a thing. I got a flat tire immediately a er leaving a hookup and had to be picked up by AAA down the street … not my greatest moment.
He ate hot wings right before he ngered me. Needless to say, I was on re for a good while until we found a water bottle in the back of his car to relieve the pain. We still had sex a er.
The rst time I hooked up with my boyfriend, I didn’t realize he nished. I said to him, “You okay?” He said, “I nished.” And I said, “Oh, period.”
Why can’t I Cum?
Cone on antidepressants wants to hear while hav for three years. all.
ona says. months. the ride. YM
WRITTEN BY KATARINA MONDOR PHOTOGRAPHED BY EMILY KING
Omy story play out? how fabricated they really are. YM
for Unrealistic Romantic Expectations
Being Funny Has Ruined My Dating Life
WRITTEN BY GRACE GUY ART BY ANDREA MÉNDEZ
Ihave a friend who believes that two funny people should never date, but what he really means is he came. A lot of my friends have actually insinuated that hav the hands of someone you are intimate with is a whole into place. funny one out of the two of us. occupy that space in the relationship. So from here on YM
Sexual Mindfulness
WRITTEN BY MARIANNA POLETTI REYES ART BY NATASHA ARNOWITZ
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These practices ease stress, reduce levels of cortisol (a stress hor lead to erectile dysfunction for men and can cause women to become with time, whether it be solo, with a partner, or with multiple partners. life. YM
