FROM THE PRODUCERS OF THE PARANORMALS AND THE PISTOLEERS COMES A TALE OF A BOY, HIS GENETICALLY ENHANCED LABORATORY DOG, AND HIS SURLY SENTIENT LAND SCOOTER OUT IN SEARCH OF TRUE LOVE AND ROMANCE IN THE UNDEAD WASTELAND…
COPYRIGHT 2010 DAN NOKES
21ST CENTURY SANDSHARK STUDIOS PRESENTS: ADAM AND EVE: BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CREATED WRITTEN AND DRAWN BY: DAN NOKES
CHAPTER ONE: PREVIEW
Chapter I A Day in the life of Adam Jenkins‌
Day 2497
The day started out like any other‌
Woke up fresh and ready for the day!
Had lots to do!
Wasted no time in getting started.
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Morning everyone! Hope you all slept as well I did!
Morning Schafer! And how is man’s best friend!?
ARF!
That’s super hon! Now remember I have a special treat for tonight I found your DVD of Dirty Dancing! Your fave!
And how is my best girl?
RHANGH!!
That’s Enough GROUCHO! Save the sailor talk for the navy. Were air force for criminey sake!
You two need a room?
We don’t talk that way in front of a lady!
Whatever you say boss?
MYRAH!!
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So tell me what’s on the itinerary Groucho.
Anything for the afternoon.
Food stores monthly inventory is due..
Usual maintenance. Then a leaky sewer valve on level 3
Sounds like fun!
NRARHR!! FRAHH!!
GHNRAK!!
Hey Lilith! I know your birthday is in a week and well? I’m not sure what to get you?
Your right dear! Just keep it simple!
Your always such a difficult person to find for and I„I just don’t know?
Love you lil’!
GNAKK!!
Gotta go sweetie kins! Take care!
Schafe and I shouldn't be too long today!
RAH?
We started the day doing the usual systems maintenance. Then headed down to level 3 to take care of some minor sewer problems
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The place is huge but after all this time its well…cozy…homey in fact…
Some might call it busy work but it’s important. I’m doing my part to help insure that human race can rebuild the surface when the time comes.
And with every home there’s chores to be done!
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You know, take out the trash, do the dishes… Fix a leaky pipe here and there…
I even check the E-mail every day. We haven't gotten any responses in over 6 years. But its on the duty list.
Mind you for some reason we still get tons of spam and junk mail!
Do a grocery list now and again.
Oddly enough. Its not that much different from the way things were before…
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I even get to “hang out with the guys after work”
So then Groucho says: “What dehydrated emergency rations!”
And have a quiet romantic dinner with that special someone!
RHAAH!!
I tell you that CPU is a riot and a half!
Turning in early dear? You look like you’ve had a busy day! Sleep well sweetie! I’ll tell you the rest in the morning!
GAK!!
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The lights seem to have a flickering problem. Have to address that tomorrow.
Some folks would think its pretty lonely down here.
That after almost 7 years it would get‌repetitious after a while.
That you could lose your mind ..Go bonkers!
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But I got two best pals in Groucho in Schaffer…
A great girl in my life like Lilith…
And so much to keep myself busy!
I have everything a guy could need down here!
Life couldn’t be better! NO SIR!
Could it?...
End Chapter I
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