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Club David Sioux Fallsʼ newest live music venue

Straighten up your life Tips on how to get organized

Back To School Fashions

Catfish Bayʼs Mike Husby August 2009 Vol. 1 Issue 8




CONTENTS

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August Contributors

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605 Hot Mess Party Snapshots

Reviews and Recommendations 8

August Event Calender

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Beyond Borders: Book Reviews

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Get Involved: Sioux Falls Area Humane Society

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A Taste of Sarcasm: Pickle Barrel vs. Gregg’s Sub Station

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Profiles in Sound

Life, Love and Laughter 18

Why Don’t Ya Do Somethin’?: Club David: Newest Live Music Venue

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COVER: Catfish Bay’s Mike Husby

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The Scoop: I Made an Adoption Plan

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Ask the Johns

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In the Matter of Nick Kotzea

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He Said, She Said...

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The Keys to Organization

Catfish Bay Skier Mike Husby Image by Reistroffer Design


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34 Game On! 36 The Real Deal: Joshua Sean 37 Quiz: What Kind of Ex Are You

Fashion and Beauty

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38 Blue Collars & Cold Shoulders: Fall Trends For Men and Women 40 Our Favorites 42 Fashion: Back to the Books. 45 What’s Boss/Get Lost

Poll of the Month

Fitness and Health

City Council is cracking down on alcohol sales during 18+ shows, to 21+ people.

46 Vaccines: Panaceas or Future Problems?

No need for alcohol at 18+ shows Less chance of 18- drinking

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48 Group Workouts

23.81% Bad law, bars need liquor revenue to offset operating costs during shows

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57.14%

Check our official website for next month’s poll and be part of the next issue!

Bars already card and I.D everyone. Banning alcohol just ruins it for the rest

Contest Win Two Tickets To Catfish Bay! Friend 605 on Facebook, Twitter or Myspace and you could win two tickets to the “Greatest Show on H2O.” Winners chosen at random.

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The address for the new Last Stop CD Shop is 2121 E. 10th St., Sioux Falls, SD 57103. 3


CONTRIBUTORS

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Rachel Palmer - Writer Rachel grew up near the Black Hills in Rapid City and is a South Dakota native. She is currently attending the University of South Dakota and is in the process of earning a degree in English Education with a minor in Music. As cliché as it may sound, Rachel has a passion for reading and writing—creative writing in particular. She enjoys tutoring students at Vermillion Middle School and volunteering at the W.H. Over Museum. For fun, Rachel loves to go on “road trips” and see her favorite bands and musicians live. In the future, Rachel hopes to become a secondary English teacher and keep herself busy as a freelance writer. Rachel checks out Club David as the area’s newest live music venue.

Mary Dodson - Writer Mary is 28 years old and grew up in Spearfish, SD. She graduated from Northern State University in Aberdeen, SD in 2004 with a Bachelor’s degree in English and a minor in Theatre. At NSU Mary’s significant accomplishments included having poetry and a humorous sketch published in the Shelterbelt literary magazine, performing in ten main stage theatrical performances and winning three acting awards. In December 2008 she received her Master’s degree in English Literature from the University of South Dakota. This month is Mary’s last Real Deal article. We will miss you and best of luck!

Sabina Mustic - Writer Sabina graduated from the University of South Dakota in May 2008 with a B.A. in English and German. She enjoys writing because it gives her satisfaction when she knows she worked hard and created something worth reading. Some of Sabina’s hobbies include reading, spending time with family and friends, traveling, and shopping. Sabina plans to attend graduate school sometime in the near future to get a Master’s degree in Library Science. Check out Sabina’s article on vaccinations.

Denise DePaolo - Writer Denise is from Sioux Falls and graduated from Washington High School in 2001. Since then she has lived in Gainesville, FL and traveled extensively. She and her husband Tony moved back to Sioux Falls in 2008. She is finishing up her English degree at the University of South Dakota and works as a bartender on weekends. Denise hopes to one day write for a living, but making drinks is a pretty cool job for now. She like adventures, jokes and going to punk rock shows. Denise interviews Catfish Bay’s Mike Husby in this month’s cover story.

Lee Marotz - Graphic Designer Lee was born and raised in Watertown, SD. He is a graphic artist who moved to Sioux Falls in May of 2008 and is getting married in October 2009. Lee is currently the Web Operator for KDLT-TV in Sioux Falls as well as doing freelance design. As a freelance designer he creates logos and graphics for companies and individuals, as well as making slide-shows for weddings, anniversaries, birthdays; pretty much any occasion. He loves the creativity of graphic design and truly has found the passion and calling for his life. Lee would love to continue making graphics until the day he dies, whether it be in a company setting or freelance design. Any questions or comments for Lee can be made by emailing him at leemarotzdesign@hotmail.com. Check out Lee’s graphic for this month’s quiz to see what kind of ex you are.

Jamie Bulian - Writer Jamie is a 22-year-old from Yankton. She graduated last May with a major in Communication Studies and minors in both Contemporary Media and Journalism and Spanish. Jamie was very involved with the university newspaper and the university weekly newscast. Jamie plans to pursue a career in either advertising/marketing or public relations. In her spare time she loves to run, read, watch movies, and spend time with family and friends. This month Jamie discusses a brave young woman’s journey with an adoption plan in The Scoop.

Kiel Mutschelknaus - Illustrator Kiel Mutschelknaus is a 24-year-old graphic designer at local ad agency Fresh Produce (pickfresh.com). Originally from Brandon, he graduated from Augustana with an art major. Aside from art, Kiel enjoys more art. He runs the local arts blog Graphic Content at graphiccontentfp.com and has his own personal site at kielm.com, where he serves Fresh Drawings Daily* (*except Saturdays). Someday, Kiel wishes to open his own print/subscription boutique and join a crash of rhinos. Kiel has an illustration of Molly and her character from the Best in the Midwest this month.


Megan Hasche - Writer Megan Hasche is a senior at Augustana College studying journalism, French and music. While not participating in numerous musical ensembles at Augustana, serving as the head editor for the yearbook or coordinating chapel musicians, she likes to kickback with a good book and a cup of good coffee. Having lived in Sioux Falls her entire life, Megan loves to travel and recently studied a semester in France. Needless to say, she loves wine and crepes. After finishing college, Megan hopes to live and volunteer another year or two abroad before settling down as a journalist some where in the U.S. Megan gives tips on great group workouts.

Danielle Jaeger - Writer Danielle is 20 years old and grew up in Sioux Falls, SD. She is currently in her third year at MSU in Mankato, MN, pursuing a major in Journalism with a minor in Creative Writing. Danielle hopes to one day work as a columnist at a prestigious magazine or newspaper, write her own novel and travel as much as possible. In her spare time, Danielle enjoys spending time with her boyfriend, friends, family, and her four dogs. She also has a deep love and respect for cheerleading, dance, music, and art, as well as an unhealthy obsession with candy and gas station slushies. Danielle wants you to Get Involved this issue with the Sioux Falls Area Humane Society.

Molly Keen - Writer Molly was born and raised in Sioux Falls and is currently a junior attending the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. She is an Advertising major with an Art minor, but is still undecided as to what she wants to do when she “grows up.” In her spare time Molly likes to listen to and make music, hang out in coffee shops, travel as much as her budget will allow, read, and... well, write. This month Molly was trained and participated in the Soo Foo Gamer’s Best in the Midwest Tournament.

Kyle Vanhove - Writer Kyle is 25 years old and is living in Sioux Falls, SD, where he pays the bills working at Citibank, and is working as a freelance journalist in his free time. Since moving to Sioux Falls three years ago after graduating from Dakota State University, his work has appeared in the Argus Leader, the Monthly Mix, and weekly at Examiner.com as the Sioux Falls Event Examiner. His favorite smell in the world is Pizza Hut ovens firing up, and he has a weakness for caramel. Check out Kyle’s articles on the Kings of Kings album release and Time In Motion Music.

Lucinda Albers - Graphic Designer Lucinda Albers graduated from South Dakota State University in December,2008 with a Bachelor of Arts in Broadcast Journalism. She cuzrrently lives in Chicago and works as a DJ at Fearless Radio, a contributing writer for Alternative Press, and a freelance graphic designer. A passionate supporter of music, she hopes to continue working with all forms of media to promote national and local artists. Lucinda designs music pages 14-16.

JoAnna Halverson - Writer A 20-year-old journalism major at Augustana College, JoAnna Halverson grew up in Sioux Falls. She is passionate about bike riding, apples and poetry. When not delivering pizza or managing the office at her church, she can be spotted around the Sioux Falls bike trails on her turquoise mountain bike. In the future, JoAnna would enjoy a career in writing for entertainment or fashion. JoAnna gives the latest on fall fashion trends.

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5] Around 500 people came through the door and danced all night. 6] L to R: V The Noble One, Trey Lane and Brutal performed a killer set.

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EVENTS

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DOWNTOWN

Horse and Carriage Rides Downtown. 7-9 p.m. Rides are $5 per person and $20 to rent the entire carriage. Pick up and drop off at 12th Street Plaza located at 12th St. and Phillips Ave.

August 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 Sioux Empire Farmers Market 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. M-F. 401 E. 8th& Railroad Center.

ENTERTAINMENT

Falls Park Farmers Market 8a.m. to 1 p.m. Falls Park – Lot north of the Horse Barn.

Downtown Moonlight Movies Fawick Park. 9 p.m. Enjoy a free movie in the park every Saturday night. Movie begins at dusk, so bring your favorite chair and blanket. Refreshments will be sold, please don’t bring pets, coolers or alcohol. For more info call (605) 338-4009 or visit www.dtsf.com.

August 6 Historic Walking Tour of Fort Dakota Old Courthouse Museum. 7 p.m. Enjoy beautiful summer weather while learning about Sioux Falls’ sites you pass by every day. Admission $3. For more info call (605) 367-4210 or visit www.siouxlandmuseums.com.

August 2 Disney’s High School Musical Summer Celebration Washington Pavilion. 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. See your favorite East High characters: Troy, Gabriella, Ryan, Sharpay, Chad, Taylor and Kelsi. Audiences will experience the ultimate mega-mix as they sing and dance along to the coolest music from all three hit High School Musical movies. Tickets are $25 and $35 plus tax. For more info, call (605) 367-6000 or visit www. washingtonpavilion.org.

August 7, 14, 21, 28 Greatest Show On H20

August 7 Plein-Air Sidewalk Artists - Downtown Sioux Falls Edith Mortenson Center Main Stage. 4-8 p.m. The summer activity downtown continues to increase. To add to an evening’s things to do, a group of artists will be visiting Phillips Ave. Doreen Johnson, Steve Randall, Debra Kroger and Colette Tillottson to name a few of the artists, will be sharing their talents in oils, water colors, pen and ink, batik and folk arts during the summer months. Wearable art, caricatures and other artistic pieces will be available to downtown patrons. Stop by, see art created and visit with the artists.

Catfish Bay Water Ski Park. $9 adults, $7 kids (6-12), anything lower is free. New show every year. For more info call (605) 339-0911 or visit www.catfishbay.com .

August 7

*Laughs at the Pavilion: Tracy Smith

First Friday Artist Reception 30 E. Falls Park Drive. 5-8 p.m. Have a bite to eat and meet the artists from the Artist League who have an exhibit entitled “New Works” on display in the Horse Barn Arts Center Portfolio Gallery. For more info visit www.siouxempireartscouncil.com.

Downtown Block Party on the Eastbank 8th & Railroad Parking Lot. 5:00-10 p.m. Add variety to your Friday night. This first out of three for the summer will be held in conjunction with First Friday activities every month. Bring a lawn chair. Organized by Downtown Sioux Falls, Inc. For more info call (605) 338-4009 or visit www.dtsf.com.

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Washington Pavilion Belbas Center. 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. For 18 and over. For tickets call the Pavilion Box Office at (605) 367-6000 or visit washingtonpavilion.org.

August 7 American Idol’s David Archuleta

GOOD CAUSE August 1 MS: Pedal the Plains 9 a.m. Southeast Technical Institute. 7 a.m. Riders pedal over 150 miles in just two days and raise awareness and funds to create a world free of MS. This year will mark the 24th year for this fundraising bike ride. Riders will be treated to breakfast each morning, complimentary food and beverages at various rest stops about every 8-10 miles along the route, as well as a team of bike repair experts and plenty of support vehicles. $30 registration fee, $200 minimum pledge. For more info, please call (605) 336-7017 or visit www.myMSbike. org.

August 8 Dog Days of Summer Rally to Rescue Noon to 1 p.m. Pet Smart. 10 a.m. Pit Rescue of the Great Plains is hosting a community fair and adoption event on Saturday, August 8, 2009 at Petsmart in Sioux Falls , SD to raise funds and awareness for pet rescue and help local, homeless dogs find permanent homes. Over a dozen rescue groups will participate including the Sioux Falls Area Humane Society, Second Chance Rescue Center, Almost Home, Sioux Falls Animal Control, Pit Rescue of the Great Plains and many more. This annual event aims to raise funds and awareness for pet rescue organizations throughout the area. For more info call (605) 575-0961 or visit www.pitrescueofthe greatplains.org.

Washington Pavilion. 7:30 p.m. Tickets cost $34.00 and $39.00 plus tax. For tickets call the Pavilion Box Office at (605) 367-6000 or visit washingtonpavilion.org.

MISCELLANEOUS

August 11-16

B2Bee Bridal Show

August 30

*2009 Annual Sioux Empire Fair

WH Lyon Fairgrounds. Times Vary. Six days of fun and excitement. Largest fair in South Dakota. Big name free entertainment. World class carnival with extreme rides. Hundreds of commercial and competitive exhibits. Mouth watering food. Nightly grandstand shows. The family fun event of the summer. Admission is $5. For more info call (605) 367-7178 or visit www.siouxempirefair.com.

Ramkota Exhibit Hall. Noon. Please join us for the B2Bee Bridal Show brought to you by The Sioux Empire Bridal Planner for your chance to win cash. Engaged couples are invited to visit with the top wedding vendors, local & national, as well as experience the area’s only high-fashion, high-energy New York-style bridal runway show produced by Professional Image by Rosemary. Door Prizes and the Grand Prize Reg-


R ev i e w s istration will be available throughout the day. Over $20,000 in cash and prizes. For more info call (605) 339-3633 or visit www.B2Bee.net.

SPORTS August 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23, 27, 28, 29, 30 Canaries Games Canaries Stadium. Times vary. Fireworks on Friday games. For more info call (605) 333-0179 or visit www.canariesbaseball.com.

August 6, 13, 20, 27

Black Sheep Downtown. 9 p.m.

Jazz at Fawick Fawick Park. 7 p.m. August is the perfect month to enjoy jazz and the sounds of the river at Fawick Park. Bring your chair, dinner, and someone to listen alongside. August 6—The Nate Jorgensen Quintet (classic to modern jazz) August 13—Gene McGowan & Kaija Bonde with the First Thursday Dixieland Band, August 20—Sioux Falls Big Band, August 27—Polyphase (contemporary and original jazz). For more info call (605) 367-8222 or visit www.siouxfallsparks.com.

Nutty’s North Outdoors. 6 p.m. Tickets $20 at Ernies/ Last Stops – All ages.

Hatebreed w/ Chimaira, Winds of Plague, Dying Fetus & Toxic Holocaust Nutty’s North. 7 p.m. Tickets $19 in advance, $21 day of show. All ages.

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August 10

August 3, 10, 17

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Nutty’s North. 7 p.m. Tickets $22 in advance, $25 day of show. All ages.

Nuttys North. 9 p.m. 21+

ATMOSPHERE: WHEN GOD GIVES YOU UGLY TOUR w/ Eyedea & Abilities, Attracted to Gods, Soulcrate Music

McKennan Park. 7 p.m. August 3- New Horizons Band (easy listening) August 10- Sioux Falls Jazz & Blues Society’s August 17- Dakota District Pipes and Drums. What a great way to start your week with some good music and family entertainment. Bring your favorite lawn chair or blanket and get a good seat. For more info call (605) 367-8222 or visit www.siouxfallsparks. org.

SEVENDUST w/ Mobil Deathcamp & The Leo Project

*RINGO STARCHILD & FRIENDS

MUSIC

Mondays at McKennan

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August 24 REVEREND HORTON HEAT w/ THROW RAG along with Mat D & The Profane Saints Nuttys North Outdoors. 6 p.m. Tickets at Ernies/Last Stops - All ages.

August 13 Sioux Falls Acoustic Underbelly **Locals perform** Latitude 44. 9 p.m.

August 27 Afroman with Adapt, Trey Lane, Tureign Nuttys North. 7 p.m. All ages.

August 14, 21 Old Courthouse Museum Summer Plaza Concert Series 2009 Outside Old Courthouse Museum. Free admission. Noon to 1 p.m. For more information, visit siouxlandmuseums.com.

August 21-22 Time in Motion Music

August 28 Lunar Funk Theory w/ AnchondoNuttys Club David. Check out www.clubdavidsf.com for more details.

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ark Lloyd gets all the book perks working at Borders. Our perk? We get the skinny about upcoming books ahead of everyone else. K.B. Dixon’s Fractured Thoughts Add Up to One Interesting Book David has locked himself in the stall of a sixth floor bathroom. Once safely locked away, he begins his story. He tells us of his job that he hates. He tells us how, because he doesn’t want to change positions or take on any

Cover Fractured Thoughts Image Unavailable By K.B. Dixon

new responsibilities, he’ll probably end up quitting. But he doesn’t really seem to care. He tells us of his new girlfriend named Kate. Kate thinks they are at the point in their relationship where she should meet David’s good friend Peter. David is unsure of this, but not because he is afraid of what Kate will think of Peter, but because he is afraid of what having Peter as a friend will say about him. David is fairly certain that Kate will jump to certain conclusions about him and break up with him in the long run. On top of that, Kate wants David to meet her parents. That’s never good. David also tells us about his latest therapist named Dr. 10

Costa. Dr. Costa wants to shove pills down David’s throat to make life bearable. David actually wants to know why he is the way he is. Written as a series of disjointed thoughts, this book is one of those books that you want to hate because it hits a little too close to home, but then you can’t put it down. Some of the sections are a couple of pages long. Some of them are just one word. They range from the narrative of his life to overheard conversations at work. They range from one sentence of philosophical statements to page-long rants about psychiatry. But put it all together and you have an intelligent and interesting little book.

What to Watch for in August Okay, so what we have here is the story of two friends who grew up together, went to college together, fought in a war that led to an apocalypse of sorts together, and now are being given a chance The Gone-Away to save the world. And World they know kung-fu. It’s kind of like The Matrix without Keanu, so it By Nick might be really good. Harkaway

Not That Kind of Girl: A Memoir By Carlene Bauer

Raised Christian household, Caraised d in in an evangelical evange lene recounts what happened to her when she left that house and grew up. Partying and awkward sexual encounters are sure to follow.


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Sioux Falls Area Humane Society By Danielle Jaeger

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elping those who don’t have a voice is most rewarding, especially when they are just looking for a little love. At the Sioux Falls Area Humane Society, there are many animals who crave the attention that has been denied to them before coming to the shelter. “One of the most important parts of volunteering is easy; giving your time and love to an animal. A nice smiling face and a little bit of affection goes a long way in an animal’s eyes,” said Monique Mixell, Volunteer Coordinator at the SFAHS.

Luckily, there are several ways to help the shelter and the animals finding temporary comfort there. At the SFAHS, the opportunities to contribute your time and effort include, but are not limited to being a cat cuddler, dog walker, bath and brush buddy, helping with pet therapy, assisting with adoption, and participating in the foster care program. All of these and other volunteer activities significantly increase the chances of a pet being adopted. Wouldn’t it feel great to contribute to an animal’s wellbeing and to ultimately provide them with a better life just by spending some time with them?

“When I first started volunteering, it was because I wanted to spend quality time with all the animals. The more I volunteered, the more I felt the tension ease away. It is such a good way to relieve the stress in your life and put your time and energy into the animals in hopes of making their day better,” said Mixell. “It is so therapeutic for some. It doesn’t take much to make an animal happy; your presence is all they need.” Pat Barnette, a current volunteer at the SFAHS, comes every week to walk dogs. “She recently adopted a shi-tzu named Annie who came to the shelter in really rough shape,” said Mixell. “Pat spent time with Annie and upon her recovery, decided to adopt her and make her a part of her family. Now she is just beautiful!” Although some people feel uneasy about volunteering because it’s too hard to see all the pets in need of a home, it is important to remember that no matter what happens, your time spent with them makes a difference to the animals, even just for one day. If you are interested in volunteering, the process involved is fairly simple. If you love animals, and have at least four spare hours a month, it is strongly encouraged that you visit the SFAHS to fill out an application. Upon reviewing your application, you will receive notification via phone or email about setting up a time to attend New Volunteer Orientation. “We have orientation which is run by our current volunteers once a month on the second Saturday. It usually runs from 10:00am until 11:30am,” said Mixell. Once you have attended the New Volunteer Orientation, you are free to volunteer on your own accord. As schedules are becoming increasingly busy for some, it may be hard to commit to being a regular volunteer at the shelter.

If this is the case, there is even an opportunity for you too to help out! If you can’t volunteer your time, the Sioux Falls Humane Society appreciates any help with items on their “Wish List”. Items on the shelter’s

“Wish List” consist of pet care items, office supplies, and general supplies that they are always in need of. The SFAHS relies on the generosity of citizens in the Sioux Falls community to keep their doors open. “Without the volunteers at the shelter, we would never survive. We appreciate and can put to use almost anything people are willing to bring us,” said Mixell. The staff at the Sioux Falls Humane Society wants you to know how big a difference your volunteer hours will make to the animals at the shelter. “They will win your heart over again and again. If you can be happy with the wag of a tail or a purr from a kitten back as their thank you, it is to these animals benefit that you come and volunteer at the shelter,” said Mixell. “Maybe just that one hug is what they needed to get them through the day.” For more information on the SFAHS or about volunteer opportunities, visit their website at www.sfhumanesociety.com.

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with Dan Doyle “Too few people understand a really good sandwich.” - James Beard1

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t is for my undeniable infatuation with the sandwich that I present the following double feature. In my opinion, the two restaurants herein are two best sandwich establishments in Sioux Falls. Before I continue, let it be known that I did not come to this decision hastily. I considered many sandwich shacks and many were honorable mention candidates.2 Though I will not go so far as to say that either of these places provides the single best sandwich, I do believe the Pickle Barrel and Gregg’s Sub Station produce these best overall sandwich experiences.3

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Pickle Barrel From the moment I first walked in, I knew I would love the Pickle Barrel. I will shamelessly admit that the Ireland themed décor was the initial key to my heart. To me, this place reflects so many of the images that I grew up with and love – especially in a family named Doyle. As an added bonus, Pickle Barrel is also located in the Park Ridge Mall in one of Sioux Falls’ oldest neighborhoods. Décor and location comments aside, the sandwiches are not only delicious, they are also HUGE. Like any great place, there are

two keys to a Pickle Barrel sandwich: the bread and the meat.4 Here, there are two simple bread choices: white and wheat. Although the white bread is the standard sandwich conduit, I am partial to the wheat bread. Both varieties are soft and flavorful, however, the wheat bread provides an extra essence. Despite the simplistic bread offering, the sandwich variations provide an abundant selection. Offering both hot and cold meats, the sandwiches are loaded and include cheese, various sauces and standard dress which include lettuce, tomato, onion and oregano.5 The hot sandwiches are fantastic, specifically the Southwest Steak and the Sturgis Chicken. Both are dynamic in their own right – smothered in cheese and a kickedup salsa sauce. Although the hot sandwiches are a popular choice, I prefer the cold sandwiches, particularly Ken’s Special and the Dragon Slayer – each offering a combination of provolone cheese and Italian meats6 with either turkey or ham. Oh yeah, they have several hot soups available every day as well. As an added bonus, there are not only cracker packets available, but there are also free bread chucks to dip into your soup - awesome.


If you have a large appetite to fill, check out the Pickle Barrel now. Gregg’s Sub Station Don’t be fooled by the deceptive exterior and the accompanying “Casino” sign at Gregg’s. Although it may seem questionable from the outside, Gregg’s presents the closest thing to a classic delicatessen in town. Offering a huge menu with countless meats, cheeses and breads, not to mention the complete offering of toppings and sandwich dress, one could eat at Gregg’s every day and never repeat the same sandwich.7 In many ways, Gregg’s is the kind of sandwich shop I wish I owned.8 Despite the countless options, all of the items are made with quality ingredients. There are several bread options, including but not limited to white and wheat subs and slices, rye, croissants, and bagels. Not only can you order numerous deli meats for sandwiches, but they also offer several deli salad sandwiches, Sloppy Joe’s, hot dogs, and Phillies. Cheese offerings include cheddar, American, Swiss, provolone, pepper jack, mozzarella, and the mother of all cheeses – Muenster. It doesn’t stop there, Gregg’s also offers an assortment of “standard dress” freebie items that would make Subway9 shutter.

VS. On top of the ingredients, the food is relatively inexpensive.10 Take that economy. Although it sounds anticlimactic, you cannot go wrong with the daily combo meal. It offers a half sandwich, drink and a cup of soup. Oh yeah, again, the soup! If you haven’t had Gregg’s tortilla soup, you haven’t lived. It might qualify as 1(b) the soup ranking list for Sioux Falls.11 In addition to the tortilla soup, Gregg’s also offers a variety of other excellent soups that rotate daily. Conclusion I am sad to report to those of you that are fans of the Sopranos that Sioux Falls has yet to get a shop like Satriale’s that provides half a cow’s worth of pastrami between two slices of bread. Although I will not go so far as to name a favorite between these two, I will tell you that you that these two places will suffice in covering your sandwich needs.

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Just follow your taste buds; they will never lead you astray.12 Have a question for columnist Dan Doyle? Email him at odoyle83@gmail.com. 1

Dubbed the “dean of American Cooking” by the New York Times in 1954. 2 Local: Whiffer’s, the Cookie Jar, Leonardo’s, Wild Flour; Chains: Mr. Goodcent’s, Jimmy John’s, Quizno’s 3 Décor, atmosphere, portions, chip selection, freebies, and great soup, which is absolutely vital. 4 A half is a full meal in and of itself. 5 Underrated key to ANY sandwich is spice – most commonly oregano. 6 Who doesn’t love processed and cased meats in tube form – pepperoni, salami, hot dogs, sausage, bratwursts – I can hear my cardiovascular system crying in a painful joy. 7 Unless you are into that one track sort of thing. 8 Although the casino might not be in my plan, the supplemental income would be nice. 9 And Jared. 10 I just saw the eyes of every Sioux Falls young adult reading this article open up wider. 11 Everybody knows the best soup in Sioux Falls is Minerva’s tomato bisque. 12 Says the chubby writer…

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Kings of Kings Hip-hop duo puts Sioux Falls on notice By Kyle Vanhove M1 Da Boss and World Hero want to put Sioux Falls back on the map. “I know there’s a lot of artists in Sioux Falls, but I look at it as a different picture.There’s a lot of people getting overlooked,” M1 explains. “Rock bands, alternative bands, other rappers, getting overlooked. I want to put a stop to that. Our whole motive is to bring the attention here, give ‘em what they really deserve.” Kings of Kings is a rap group based out of Sioux Falls, SD, who have been in the game for 10 years now and is about to release their debut album, Money$Worth. The duo, M1 Da Boss and World Hero, produced the album themselves under the name Blackshades Music. The first thing you notice about the group is the intensity; “focus” is a word that gets

Time In Motion Music Jazz duo bring carnival to the stage Some jazz groups give off a vibe that they’re stuffy or old-fashioned. TIM the Band is not one of them. Chris Olsen, keyboards, and Dan Pearson, saxophonist, both from South Dakota, form TIM the Band, a jazz duo with high-energy known for taking the stage dressed as 1930’s clowns. Chris and Dan had been playing music in various groups around Sioux Falls, but decided to become serious about the music after Dan spent two years in a Californian correctional institution on drug-related charges. The group boasts their own stable of origi-

o used a lot with the duo. M1 and World Hero both have families and work full-time jobs likee e the average person, but spend their free time writing and recording. As of early July, M1 livess in Watertown, but makes the trek to Siouxx Falls every weekend to work with his partnerr in rhyme. The group originally started with fivee members and came down to the group as it iss e today, constantly recording albums that were never released and winning First Place at a Battle of the Bands at South Dakota State Uni-versity in Brookings in 2000. o “A lot of time working on this, it’s hard to juggle. We work full-time, we both got kidss o and families. [We have to be] super focused to get anything done,” World Hero says, “before,, that’s why nothing came out. We were young-er, not focused. Now, we have to be focused, get it out there...We spend like a month on just one song. We used to write a song in a couple of hours. We really focused right ‘til the very end.” The sound of the album, Money$Worth, foregoes big bass grooves that makes your car windows rattle, in favor of more focus on a drum beat you can nod your head to and an interesting hook. Their years of experience have resulted in an expertly produced CD that features no samples, without any verse ghostwritten. “I feel like we created a whole new sound using what everybody’s been using,” M1 explains, “Instead of just having that snare drum just laying right there, [we] let it delay just a little bit and minimize all the noise in the background. You can hear the song now...we make music, not just songs.” Family and music are neck and neck in the Kings’ world, with both MC’s taking time to work Myspace, Facebook and Twitter to promote their music, but only after their kids are fed. Lyrics are written with care to not include cursing (beyond “ass” or “damn,” but they admit you can hear that on the radio every day),

King of Kings debut album, Money$Worth, will be released later this month or anything that is degrading to women or promotes violence. The album even includes a track called “Kids Devotion” dedicated to their offspring that they describe as their opus. “Putting that song in there, in the car with my kids with me; they’re hearing it for the first time, the expressions on their face - it was priceless. I don’t care what happens after that, it’ll always be there,” M1 says. An album release party is planned for August, and the Kings say it should be available everywhere, from Best Buy, to Last Stop CD Shop, to Lewis. The two are also available as BlackShades Music, and offer beats, instrumentals, writing, arrangement, producing, video, and photography. If you want to get a hold of them they’re in the Yellow Pages. With the level of dedication the Kings of Kings have, you can’t go wrong.

nal music, and released the album Heal Thy especially at all-ages shows. Life back in January (available on iTunes and Time in Motion Music recently played the Napster). Drummer Steve Saviano, a California 2009 Jazzfest, and will be coming back to Sioux native, backs them up on the CD and met the Falls on August 21st and 22nd for a gig at Black duo in Colorado, whe where they currently reside. here re tthe heyy cu curr rren entl tlyy re resi side de.. Sheep Shee Sh eep p Coff C ee downtown. For more info visit The album is 13 www.timeinmotionmusic.com. 3 w tracks that feature a Keyboardist Chris Olsen smooth groove, but utt also stays intense. The clown outfitss came from Dan’s n’’s girlfriend, a circus uss and sideshow pererrformer. The look was as as adopted as a way ayy to shake up usually ly laid-back jazz shows wss and provoke a more re e energetic response, e,

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he key to sustaining a vibrant community and a successful local economy for any major city lies in its ability to maintain a consumer-active downtown. Often times, businesses which stray from the ordinary and offer unique conceptions of downtown entertainment can enliven an entire city. The relatively new Club David, which opened in March of 2008, is one example of a business that brings fresh, creative social options into the Sioux Falls community. The historic building, known before as the ‘legendary’ Arrow Bar property, was completely renovated following purchase by owner Doug Kooiker. According to Sue Strozdas, Operations Manager of Club David, “Doug’s focus from the inception was to create an entertainment destination in downtown Sioux Falls that transcends the status quo.”

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With about 26 years of experience in the “local hospitality business,” Kooiker has used his knowledge of the trade to achieve just that. Club David stands apart from other Sioux Falls clubs, bars and music venues thanks to a forward-thinking vision and commitment to diverse entertainment options. Taking advantage of the three-floored property, the club offers something different for every customer. As Sue points out, “Three levels, three bars, three experiences!” The first floor features the original quartzite walls of the historic building with a “dark cherry, wrap-around bar” to add a modern touch. A 10-foot big-screen television is used either to play today’s latest music videos or to broadcast major sporting events. The main attraction of the first floor, however, is the music venue. Complete with a DJ booth, sound stage and dance floor, Club David is quickly developing a reputation as the hot new place to listen, dance and perform. Taking the vision of a highquality venue into account, Doug Kooiker’s renovation of the building contributes to an “acoustically balanced” main floor. This attention to great sound is not only desirable for attracting customers, but also for drawing in bands and musicians. Sue states, “The DJ’s and live bands have unanimously commented on the superior sound quality of our venue and are all asking to rebook. We have had a number of guests that have also noticed the difference....saying, `This is the only venue between Minneapolis and Denver that delivers.’” Most often under $10 to attend, Club David’s music shows feature wide-ranging genres from jazz and blues to indie and emo. The venue also provides an ideal opportu-

nity for local entertainers and recently hosted the popular Sioux Falls band, ‘We All Have Hooks for Hands.’ Two other groups, ‘So What’ (Jazz) and ‘2nd Shift’ (R & B), are booked to perform monthly. Furthering efforts to The patio bar possesses a modern big-city touch present live enterwith a gorgeous view of Downtown Sioux Falls. It tainment almost every night of the week, is one of three bars on three separate levels. Club David will soon be offering Open forte’ as well as the classic cocktails” cocktails.” Mike Night on SunLastly, the third fl oor—or, the Skyline Padays, open not only to musicians, but to cotio—features a beautiful view to the East medians and “any creative entertainment” and a new 34-foot ice bar to keep drinks as well. And, if the main floor is not booked chill on warm summer nights. with a national touring band, Tuesdays will Sioux Falls’ Club David currently profeature “Live & Local,” an opportunity for vides a wide variety of experiences for cusSouth Dakota bands to play an entire set on tomers looking to enjoy themselves downa stage with professional-standard lighting town. Entertainment businesses are vital and sound. in maintaining a successful local economy, The second level of Club David is marked and unique, yet affordable bars and venues by a very different atmosphere, separate such as Kooiker’s are an asset to the city. from the venue/club vibe. This “neighborSue enthusiastically describes Club David hood bar is a more intimate, warm envias “‘Big City...Eclectic...Sophisticated, but ronment,” Sue says. “Complete with a pool not stuff y, ” and this bold vision may be one table, it’s a great space to meet your friends addition to what Sioux Falls’ downtown after work to unwind.” Customers can also sit down to enjoy the needs. club’s unique yet affordable lunch and dinner dining options. Recently introduced, Club David Francesca’s pizza is the most popular food Owner: Doug Kooiker item. As for the drinks? The club is full bar, 214 W 10th St and Sue offers the tip that, “the wine list is Sioux Falls, SD 57104 short but well chosen and affordable. Our (605) 274-0700 famous martinis and tropical drinks are our www.clubdavidsf.com

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Life How long has Catfish Bay been going? Jim: I started the water ski team back in 1992. So you bought up this chunk of land here? Jim: When we first started the water ski team, we were skiing a few nights a week up at Lake Madison. It was just social and fun. Not real organized, but we were going to put on a few shows per summer. Then in the summer of 1992, we were driving past this piece of property. A contractor had been out here all summer, digging and building and raising up the

decided that I wanted to start a water ski team. Mike: Originally, I got into skiing when I was a lot younger, in elementary school. I learned on a private lake behind a jet ski belonging to one of my father’s friends. That began the painful process of starting to learn on two skis, falling several times, being determined enough to get up, and I finally got it. Did your family live on a lake or near one? Mike: We’ve lived in Sioux Falls my entire life, so that’s about as close to a lake

completely to the waterskiing side of the show. There is a stage show and waterskiing? Mike: Yeah, while there’s downtime between the waterskiing, because obviously you can’t have nonstop waterskiing. The stage show helps to fill in the gaps to keep the audience engaged in the storyline. How many people are involved behind the scenes? Jim: Probably for every person on the water, we have a person off the water. That’s what it takes to put the show on. On a Friday night, we’ll have 30 or 40 skis

land along the interstate. We talked to the contractor and found out that he had 40 acres of land that he didn’t know what to do with, so we worked a deal with him to buy the property. The water here is from the Big Sioux Aquifer, so it’s fed naturally, even though the lake is manmade. How big is the lake? Jim: The lake itself is about 25 acres. Have you guys always skied? Jim: Yeah. I’ve been skiing seriously for twenty-some years, and I fell in love with it when I was 16 or 17 years old. I went out and skied with South Dakota’s first pro show in Custer, South Dakota, called Western Star Water Ski Show. I was out there for a few summers, then spent some time in a show up in Minneapolis, then I made it to Sea World in about 1990. In the Fall of 1991, I bought a boat and was in the area going to the [South Dakota] School of Mines [and Technology] for mechanical engineering, and

as we’ve been. We’ve never owned a boat or anything like that, so it’s always been somebody else’s that I’ve gone out on. I didn’t do a whole lot of skiing, except for the times when I was younger, until I joined Catfish Bay. How did you join Catfish Bay? Mike: Well, Catfish Bay was brought to my attention when I was a senior at Washington High School. The technical director in the theater department was looking for actors for the stage show at Catfish Bay. I already knew about it because I’d been to it once when I was growing up and had some friends who were in it, so I said, “Sure, why not?” I wasn’t doing much that summer, and it could be something to fill some time. I started with the stage side of things, and through that, I started waterskiing in the show that summer. I slowly, but surely got more absorbed in the waterskiing side of things, and eventually transferred

on the water, and at the same time, we’ll have 30 or 40 feet off the water. One of our themes is putting on a quality family show. We like to get the whole family involved. We get parents parking cars, driving boats, taking tickets, doing all sorts of things out here while their kids are skiing. A lot of parents even ski with their kids at times, so it’s a really unique situation. How long do shows last? Mike: Typically about an hour and a half. How are skiers incorporated into a show? Are they like dancers in a play? Do the skiers have microphones? Mike: It’s really similar. There is a storyline that the skiers follow as well. There is a general outline of skiing that we try to stick with every year, because we’ve found that it flows really well, and through that we incorporate stage shows. The first year I was out there, it was Lewis and Clark, then it changed to Deadwood,

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then to Disco, and Summer School, and this year we have superheroes. It’s always a different story to work with. Sometimes the skiers are a search party, sometimes they’re the rolling hills of South Dakota with four-person high pyramids, sometimes barefoot. Like this year, I’m a superhero called Barefoot Man. Some skiers get involved in the stage show a little bit. In past years, I’ve been more involved in the stage show, since that’s more-so my background. Typically, though, we have actors that act and skiers that ski. It’s two separate shows combined to create one good, solid show. When do you start rehearsing? Is this a year-round job for you?

Jim: For myself and everybody else out here, it’s volunteer, but it’s still a full-time job in a lot of ways. In the summertime, we’re playing out here, basically working through our plan. In the wintertime, we’re planning all the playing. The shows are original productions, written and choreographed by us. Mike: We start practice the first of March. As soon as the ice is off of the water? Mike: No. Actually, that’s gym practice. There are people who are new to the sport, so that’s where we start. We’ve worked out at Sioux Empire Fitness for a lot of years. That’s where we get comfortable building pyramids indoors and flexing those muscles that we haven’t used

all winter long. This year, we’ve really started to incorporate personal fitness to encourage people to get into and stay in shape, so they’re not dying once they hit the water. We hit the water the first week of May. What do you do to stay in shape the rest of the year? Anything specific? Mike: For myself, I work out. That’s what I do. I push weights, try to keep up the cardio, watch what I eat. I’m a pretty health conscious person, but I don’t let it rule my life by any means. But I think your body’s really important. You have to treat it like it’s a high-performance machine by regulating what goes in it, you know, and what you’re doing to it. How widely varied is the age range of your skiers? Jim: The average age range is probably 12 to 45 years old, but last year we had a skier in the show who was 2 years old, and we had a 53-year-old who joined the show. It was a pretty wide gap last summer. The people in the show and who come out here to ski are members? Jim: Correct. They pay a membership fee. It would be comparable to the hockey association or whatever. Soccer, cheer

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and dance, something like that. It costs lots of money to operate Catfish Bay. We estimate that it runs anywhere from $2$3,000 per skier, but you can get involved with the team for as little as $300 per year. It’s actually pretty inexpensive. That covers all your boat gas, covers all your water time, equipment, skiing. Once you

get really involved with the team, it’s six days a week out here. It’s a very good time. So it’s a fulltime hobby? Jim: Absolutely. It’s a lifelong hobby. People stick with it as they grow. It’s a great thing for couples to do, for families to do, for young kids to do. Out here,

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we talk about the young growing up and the grownups staying young. Are we just teaching water skiing, or are we doing something more? It’s always been more. That’s why our sponsors get involved. That’s why the community gets involved. Our mission statement is “Building youth, strengthening families and cre-


ating leaders with the Greatest Show on H2O,” so half of our mission is putting on a kickin,’ great water ski show, and here in Sioux Falls, in South Dakota, we put on the greatest show. In the world… someday. While doing all that, we’re doing great things with kids, we’re doing great things with families, we’re doing great things with leaders. Mike: Also, if they’ve never been to a water ski show, people usually think “What’s so great about a water ski show?” I know that if they come and check it out, they’ll be blown away. We’re building 20foot pyramids, and we have guys skiing barefoot at 40 m.p.h., going forwards and backwards and hitting jumps. I think that something else people will find interesting about the sport of waterskiing, is that it’s the only competitive sport where people of any level or any age level can be involved on the same team. You could have a 5 year old and a 50 year old skiing on the same team, so because of that, we’ve seen a lot of families out there. There have been instances where there will be a dad basing a pyramid, a mom on the second level, a sister another level up, and another sister on top of her. Are there sponsors for the show, or is

it all paid for with the price of tickets? Mike: Tickets are a big part of how the show is paid for, but actually the biggest portion of the show is paid for by local sponsors like Results Radio, Wild Water West, Sioux Empire Fitness... Jim: First Premier Bank is a great sponsor, Shoeneman’s, Midcontinent, we have a lot of wonderful sponsors. What is going on at Catfish Bay this month? Mike: As far as August, I’d say that the shows start to really hit their prime toward the end of summer, I mean people have been doing it a while and our acts start to get bigger. We’ve been practicing newer stuff. Jim: We’ll have our regular Friday night show that goes on all summer long, until Labor Day. The regular shows are at 7 p.m., then we’ll have the special Labor Day show on that Monday at 2 o’clock. What makes Catfish Bay special? Jim: Well, Catfish Bay is the only private water ski lake in the area. For a very low cost, young adults can get involved. We teach them how to water ski. Most of the people you see in our shows did not know how to ski when they joined. We got them involved, we trained them,

showed them how to ski barefoot and jump and make pyramids. Through that, we have had 26 or 27 of our skiers go on to ski professionally around the world. We’ve got three or four at Sea World. A lot of people don’t know this, but we’ve trained more professional athletes than any other organization in South Dakota. It just shows the quality of what’s going on here. There’s a lot of camaraderie and social benefits that go along with Catfish Bay. Mike: Also, throughout the summer, we have various nonprofit organizations that we work with. We have Learn to Ski Day with Children’s Home Society. We try to give back to the community that has given so much to us over the years. We really have an awesome organization. It’s an addicting sport and we’re just a big family out there. Catfish Bay holds anywhere from 1,500 to 2,000. Tickets for adults are $9 at the gate, senior tickets are $8, children 6 to 12 are $7, and ages 5 and under are free. Visit www.catfishbay.com for discounts and deals, or for more information about membership.

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“The whole concept of an open adoption is still a little alien to me, so I haven’t kept in constant contact with the family by my own choice,” Patterson said. “I’m attending an I give her a good life? Will she have the same problems college and trying to build my future, and that I’ve had? Will I set a good example for her? These are all I’m still not sure how to take on the role of questions that raced through Lauren Patterson’s mind upon “birth mom” yet, but hopefully that will be something I’m able to learn in the future, news that she was pregnant with baby Natasha. and if the day comes that she wishes to contact me and learn about me or her ex“When I found out I was pregnant, I tended family, then I will be ready.” knew I couldn’t give Natasha the life that Even after several tears, sleepless I wanted for my child. There were home nights and difficult decisions, Patterproblems in my own life that have affected son still said she would go back me greatly, and I didn’t want the same for and make the same choice of her,” Patterson said. adoption over and over again. After realizing she would be cheating “I was able to give the gift of her baby of a stable family environment if life to this baby, and offer the she were to raise Natasha herself, Patterson adoptive parents the gift of a made the decision to create an adoption child that they’ve been trying so plan. After contacting Bethany Christian hard to have on their own,” PatServices to help with the process, Patterterson said. “The entire process son was able to look through a scrapbook changed me as a person, and if and DVD to learn everything she could it hadn’t happened to me then I about the potential parents for Natasha. wouldn’t have realized my goal “The DVD and scrapbook allowed me to become a social worker.” to get a feel for the lifestyle of the family, Although Patterson said the and once I saw them, I knew they were a adoption process was tough on perfect match,” Patterson said. “That single her emotionally, she said her profile was enough for me because after adoption agency was there to asjust the first page I was bawling my eyes sist every step of the way in order out with relief and happiness!” to make things easier. Patterson met with the family soon af“My adoption counselor was ter and quickly decided to create an open the great voice of sympathy and Lauren Patterson contacted Bethany Christian reason,” Patterson said. “She adoption plan, in which she would be able Services upon learning she was pregnant. Even helped the adoption process go to connect with Natasha freely through though the process was difficult, Patterson ulti- very smoothly on my side and email, mail, phone or otherwise. mately believes she made the right decision. Though the decision to create an adopnever once judged me or made Image by Hauschildt’s Photography tion plan for Natasha was a somewhat easy me feel obligated to place Natadecision for Patterson, the internal strugsha with another family.” gles she was having during the pregnancy terson said. Besides counseling, adoption After Natasha was discharged from the agencies help with everything from the lewere much more difficult. “The first struggle that I experienced was hospital, Patterson said her adoption agen- galities and coordination of medical servicnot having the birthfather to lean on for cy organized a “placement ceremony” for es for the birthparents to the education and support,” Patterson said. “Although I had her to say her goodbyes to Natasha before assistance for the adoptive parents. my parents, friends and counselor to help placing her in the care of her new family. All said and done, Patterson said creating Since Patterson had already gone through an adoption plan for Natasha was the best me, it still felt like I had no one.” Patterson’s biggest struggle, however, was the process of signing away her parental decision she has ever made. seeing Natasha in the NICU and knowing rights and meeting with a judge to final“It’s so important for children to have that she had just given birth to something ize the adoption plan, Natasha was able to two parents there for them that love each leave with her new parents right away. so beautiful and that soon would be gone. other and can set an example for the best of Since Natasha was adopted, Patterson what marriage and family can be, and I be“I didn’t have second thoughts about the adoption, but it was still painful to visit her has been able to visit her at her home just a lieve I did that for Natasha,” Patterson said. and try to detach myself emotionally,” Pat- few hours away. “My decision was made out of love.”

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es, all three of these guys are named John. Yes it was a popular name in the 80’s (I’m sure you feel their pain all you Katies, Michaels and Jessicas). But these three gentlemen, when not slaving away at Worlds of Warcraft, are here to answer every question you throw at them. They’re suave, sort of hip and are here for you. The identity of these three amigos have been altered to protect the innocent. I have a friend who will go months without talking to me and then suddenly

not seen them for a few months or even a couple of years. While they may not be your best friend, they can still be a friend, regardless if you talk to them on a daily basis or not.

I’m supposed to make the toast at a wedding for my buddy coming up this month, but I can’t stand the girl he’s marrying. How can I still make a toast and not lie through my teeth? -Brad, 26 John P: I’d say tell funny stories about your friend and focus the speech on that. Then just make sure you get a “I’m so happy for you

Let it [roommate’s dog] out to poop and then scoop the poop and put it in your roommate’s room. This way the dog won’t get neglected and your roomie will think it didn’t get let out and realize how bad they suck. will call me to hang out one random day like nothing happened. How do I handle this? Should I stay friends with them? -Mel, 22

John P: Mel, why wouldn’t you stay friends with them? If you stopped being their friend because they haven’t called you for a month or two then you are pathetic. John W: Yeah, you have to until you get a good reason. But as soon as you get it bail and then you won’t even have to deal with Susie Come Occasionally. John T: A true friend is someone who you can feel comfortable around even if you have

two.” It’s their night, so just get through it and enjoy your evening. John W: Sarcastically make fun of her in front of everyone during the toast. Everyone that is smart enough to get it will laugh, and the rest will just think you are being serious. John T: : Your friend wanted you to be a part of his wedding because he trusts and respects you as a friend. The last thing he wants is your opinion of his soon-to-be wife revealed in front of all their friends and family on his wedding night. Let your friend and his wife enjoy their night and leave your opinion of her to yourself. Your buddy is happy, and that’s all that should matter. Give a speech that will be

remembered, not one that everyone will try to forget.

I have a roommate who has a pug and they never take care of it. I’m always having to let it out, feed it and the dog tears up all of my stuff. Do I tell them to get rid of it, or am I screwed? -Mike, 20 John P: Let it out to poop and then scoop the poop and put it in your roommate’s room. This way the dog won’t get neglected and your roomie will think it didn’t get let out and realize how bad they suck. And if you’re really pissed, chew up their shoes. John W: If your residency pre-dates the pug, you win and the pug goes. If it pre-dates you, start buying gallons of Bitter Apple spray, because it is going to be a while. John T: From what it sounds like, your roommate is not responsible enough to have a dog at this point in his life. He probably got the dog because he thought it was cute, but neglected to think about actually having to take care of it. Having a dog is a big responsibility, and there are a lot of people out there more suitable than your roommate to give this dog the attention it deserves.

Have a question for the Johns? Shoot an email their way at TheJohns@605magazine. com. Disclaimer: Ask the Johns is a sarcastic piece. Their advice is not meant to be taken literally… except maybe John T’s.

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everal weeks ago I was in Rapid City for a weekend of golfing and doing nothing to improve myself or society. Early into a listless Saturday afternoon, my friend and I ventured to Qdoba Mexican Grill where we would alleviate the aftershock of a long Friday night with the therapeutic delectableness of burritos roughly the size and weight of Honda Civics.

As we ungracefully maneuvered our weary souls through the parking lot – not unlike zombies looking to gorge on frontal lobes – we spotted on the pavement a burnt CD inscribed with the words: “To Alfred, From Cecilia.” (Believe it or not, as a measure of insane caution, I’ve altered the names to protect true identities). The disc was in remarkably good condition, which meant only one thing: we’d have a welcome distraction on a car ride home that might otherwise be consumed by painful contemplation of heartburn and bowel movements. Uncomfortably bloated, we left Qdoba wondering what Alfred and Cecilia offered for antacid relief. “I bet it’s a bunch of lame ‘Twilight’ soundtrack stuff,” my friend offered. I laughed, having absolutely no knowledge of what songs make up said soundtrack. While I found my friend’s prediction viable, I also sensed that Cecilia may have chosen an edgier route. “I’m guessing hip hop,” I countered, eagerly inserting the CD into my vehicle’s dash. And then it happened. “Shawty” snapped. More precisely: “Snap ya fingers, do the step. You can do it all by yourself. Baby girl, what’s your name? Let me talk to you, let me buy you a drank.” And so we entered the world of T-Pain, a world of grey Cadillacs and big pimpin’ that demands respect. Track One – “Buy U Kotzea a Drank (Shawty Snappin’)”: an intriguing choice for the leadoff spot, Ms. Cecilia. As I picture you to be a teenage girl, I feel obligated to discourage you from engaging in underage drinking, i.e., ingesting the “crunk juice bombs” T-Pain suggests in his song. Perhaps you and Alfred could instead share a refreshing Sprite. That, of course, hinges on the status of your relationship. The overriding question remains: Did this CD find its way to the Qdoba parking lot inadvertently, or did Alfred spurn Cecilia’s advances? Maybe Cecilia broke Alfred’s heart? Or maybe this was a platonic gift. Perhaps track two will offer a clue (You are correct; that does rhyme. T-Pain ain’t got s*** on me). Track Two – “Can’t Believe It” by T-Pain feat. Lil Wayne. “Shawty like a model out da Penthouse Sheets.” Shakespeare couldn’t have said it any better. This song, like that before it and most of those to follow, might aptly be described as putrid animal waste. Nonetheless, at least Cecilia has established a nice little crudely romantic tone. 28

This CD, as will become glaringly apparent, has two distinct parts, the first of which proceeds as follows: Track Three – “Blame It (On the Alcohol)” by Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain. Track Four – “Kiss Me Thru The Phone” by Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em. Track Five – “Fire Burning” by Sean Kingston. Track Six – “Bartender” by T-Pain feat. Akon. Track Seven – “Al l the Above” by Maino feat. T-Pain. Track Eight – “I’m Not Your Boyfriend Baby” by 3OH!3. Track Nine – “Boom Boom Pow” by Black Eyed Peas. Track Ten – “I’m ‘n Luv (Wit a Stripper)” by T-Pain feat. Mike Jones. Just a few comments. Let’s start with “Blame It (On the Alcohol).” Let the record reflect my standing objection to the practice of underage drinking. Cecilia, I may be interpreting your song selections far too literally, but this track would seem to indicate that your relationship with Alfred is the product of crunk juice bombs. Didn’t we already discuss this? I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. The same holds true for “Bartender,” which, I might add, is one of at least six songs on this CD in which T-Pain appears. A little variety would be nice. I appreciate SNL’s “I’m on a Boat” skit as much as the next guy. In fact, I referenced it at least 3,700 times over the Fourth of July. But that doesn’t make T-Pain The Beatles or Rolling Stones. Far from it. He’s T-Pain. He shouldn’t even be on his own albums six times. It’s no wonder this CD ended up in a parking lot. Sean Kingston’s “Fire Burning” is charming in a desperately reaching sort of way. The song is heavy on “shawty” references, which, for you hip hop illiterates, is defined by Urbandictionary. com as a “fine a** woman, or your girl.” Mr. Kingston alertly notes that somebody should call 911 because “that little shawty’s fire burning on the dance floor.” Indeed. Perhaps at one point Cecilia enamored Alfie with her crisply choreographed footwork. Points for reminiscence. Conversely, when old people scowl and rhetorically ask what’s wrong with “today’s kids,” I think of songs like “Boom Boom Pow,” and I find it exceedingly difficult to disagree. The track clearly establishes that the Black Eyed Peas subscribe to their own politically incorrect suggestion, i.e., “Let’s Get Retarded.” Finally, there’s “I’m ‘n Luv (Wit a Stripper),” T-Pain’s most wellknown offering. Two things are clear at this point: 1) If I hear another T-Pain song I’m going to kill myself; and 2) Cecilia and Alfred are dysfunctional to a point beyond comprehension. And Alfred’s case for a restraining order only gets stronger. The second half to this musical disaster commences with a true


The diamond in the rough... has to be Taylor Swift’s “Love Story.” It is both relevant and enjoyable. It compels me to hug stuffed animals and joyfully weep. Never mind the fact that I would support Taylor Swift even if the only sounds that came out of her mouth resembled Gilbert Gottfried gargling hydrochloric acid. record-scratch moment. A Zack Morris “timeout,” if you will. Coming in at Track Eleven – “I’m Here for the Party” by Gretchen Wilson. Thirty seconds ago we were chugging crunk bombs and scoping some shawty in a strip club. Now we’re blaring honky tonk and shooting whiskey with rednecks? At first I thought maybe Cecilia had some sort of seizure while compiling her playlist, but the remainder of the CD largely suggests otherwise. Track Twelve – “Goodbye Earl” by Dixie Chicks. Track Thirteen – “Crazier” by Taylor Swift. Track Fourteen – “She’s Country” by Jason Aldean. Track Fifteen – “What Kinda Gone” by Chris Cagle. Track Sixteen – “Hicktown” by Jason Aldean. Track Seventeen – “Love Story” by Taylor Swift. Track Eighteen – “Please Don’t Leave Me” by Pink. Track Nineteen – “Show Me What I’m Looking For” by Carolina Liar. Track Twenty – “Inside Out” by Eve 6. I find it unnecessary to delve too deeply into what’s problematic about “Goodbye Earl,” a delightful little number that celebrates the premeditated murder of an abusive husband. The diamond in the rough on this entire CD has to be Taylor Swift’s “Love Story.” It is both relevant and enjoyable. It compels me to hug stuffed animals and joyfully weep. Never mind the fact that I would support Taylor Swift even if the only sounds that came

out of her mouth resembled Gilbert Gottfried gargling hydrochloric acid. Pink: not so much. A couple of the country music picks are actually somewhat tolerable, but I can hardly endure “Hicktown.” I understand that most country music has that down-home, salt-of-the-earth fiber, which I generally enjoy, but I’m staunchly opposed to the whole borderline confrontational, “I’m-an-unapologetically-illiterate-toothless-truckdrivin’-city-folk-hatin’-hillbilly-what-you-going-to-do-about-it?” type of song. It’s embarrassing for everyone involved. I think “Inside Out” is probably a fitting capstone to this odd mishmash of a CD. It might only be better if the song were titled “Inside Out, Backward, Sideways and Upside Down.” If this is Cecilia’s idea of “High Fidelity” thoughtfulness, Alfred and Cecilia are probably doomed. Then again, who am I to judge these strangers? Maybe this is, in fact, the perfect CD to illuminate their unique bond. I’ve certainly burnt my share of CDs that, by all generally accepted standards of coolness, would suggest I suck hard at life. All I know is that I found this CD in a parking lot. A parking lot. The trail begins and ends there. Off to the cold case unit, I guess. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to put on a little Taylor Swift and draw a bubble bath. Nick Kotzea, 27, is a lawyer who lives and works in Pierre, South Dakota, and is a proud double-graduate (Bachelor’s and Law degrees) of the University of South Dakota.

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she said bull… you get it. Lady Tove and Sir Mammenga are here to cut the middle man and give straight-up answers for relationships from a male and female perspective. So there is a guy I’ve been hanging out with in our group of friends, and I really like him. I can’t really tell if he feels the same way because I’m awful with guys, so how can I find out without making it awkward and possibly losing our friendship, thus, also making it awkward for our group of friends who all hang out together? -Worried, 23 T: This is a tricky spot to be in, and it’s never fun for anyone. However, rest assured that you aren’t the first one to be in this situation, and you certainly won’t be the last. The first thing you need to do is to think about why you like him. Do you know much about him, or is he just the cute blueeyed brown-haired dude that hangs around another girl in your group. What brings you both together? Mutual friends, or him trying to hit on someone else? It wouldn’t be smart to get in the middle of two friends, but if he’s just there to hang and catches your eye every now and again, feel free to flirt right back. As far as seeing if he’s interested, it isn’t hard to figure out. You’re at an age that honesty is really the only policy that’s going to get you anywhere. Start with some flirting and see how he responds. If he doesn’t, that’s a pretty good sign he doesn’t quite dig you. If he does respond positively, then progressively move forward. Invite him to hang out with you without the other friends. Do something that you haven’t done with your group, like mini golf, going to the zoo or walking through downtown Sioux Falls. Get to know him more than you would with your group, and let him get to know you. If things don’t work out for you in the end (or the beginning, for that matter), 30

Image by Candace Ann Photography don’t sweat it. At our age, it is common to get frustrated by “still being single,” but we’re young! Pick yourself up, move on and don’t let your friends worry about it either. We’re all adults now. Just because there wasn’t a romantic spark doesn’t mean you can’t still be cordial. M: What do you mean you’re awful with guys? That statement doesn’t make any sense to me. Unless you are a robot, people can pick up on vibes from other people. Since you are telling me that you really like this guy, chances are he knows it. If he hasn’t picked up on it, one of his buddies has and they’ve told him about it. So he knows. Half your battle is over! Now here’s what you should do. Now follow me on this one, it gets a little tricky. Are you paying attention? Okay, here we go. TELL HIM!! Did you get all that? Let me repeat. TELL HIM!! This is the only definitive way to get to the bottom of this conundrum you’ve created for yourself. The good thing you have going for you is that you are 23, not 13. I think you all should be mature enough to handle this like adults. But if you want to ease into it, you know “take it a little slow” to feel out the waters, ask him – nonchalantly – to hang out sometime. That is

unless you plan on stretching this out into a 12 episode arc on ABC Family. If that’s the case, just keep going on the path you’re on. That way all of your viewers will be left in suspense until the cliff hanging season finale. I dated a guy last summer and he pretty much ceased all communication with me. I found out he started dating another girl and haven’t heard from him since. Now I’ve been dating a guy for a few months, and after seeing my ex’s friend at the bar he suddenly is texting me asking how I’m doing and that I should call him next time I’m in town. Why is he doing this, especially since I know he’s still with his girlfriend? -Irritated, 20 T: Because he’s a skeezball. Plain and simple. This guy obviously has a lot of growing up to do before he is capable of communicating and relating to anyone in a mature manner. My assumption is that last summer you were his three-month fling; he wanted a girl to tote around so he didn’t look like the only one without some arm candy. Now that his cronies have seen you and harassed him about getting rid of such a babe, he’s


trying to back peddle and get you back. Beware, however, because he isn’t sincere; he wants to prove to his friends that he can have what he wants when he wants it. Not true, Romeo. My question to you is this: this guy cut you out completely and immediately and now he’s talking to you again because his friends think you’re smokin’, so if you didn’t have your man and he didn’t have his girl, would you really be interested? He’s still just out trying to have fun, so leave him alone. He’s obviously not worth your time, especially since he’s mushygushy while he has a girlfriend already. Some people just don’t get it, and some people never will: He’s one of them. M: Well, my dear, here is the situation: It’s booty call time. You must be some kind of little minx. Obviously you were looking hot when his friend saw you out. His buddy probably relayed the info to him, and now he wants to see you again. This is a classic guy move. For some reason, a guy always wants what he can’t have. Even more, he wants something that he used to have, but can’t have now. Let’s say Dom DeLuise (God rest his soul) was diagnosed with diabetes. He loved chocolate cake before – I mean loved it – but he can’t have it any-

If an ex calls after not speaking to you for a year, do you answer the phone or let sleeping dogs lie?

“I would answer to see what they’re doing. And I’ve been successful, and they say success is the best revenge.”

“I’d answer and try to be “I wouldn’t answer. Been friends. I give everyone the there, done that.” benefit of the doubt.”

– Jenny Stone, 23

– Mark Pelletier, 17

more. Since he couldn’t have it anymore, he wanted it even more than before. Crude example, I know, but very similar. Because you’re probably gorgeous, he wants to hook up again. My advice – which may go against guy code – is to stay away from this guy. Obviously he just wants to hook up again. No positive thing can come from this. If he is willing to cheat on his current girlfriend with you, he would cheat again if you two

– Meghan Aguilar, 23

got back together. Wash you hands of this fella. There are much better guys out there. Then again, he could just want to reconnect as friends, but don’t count on it! The decision is yours, my little lady. Have a question for Tove and Mammenga? Email HeSaidSheSaid@605magazine.com

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all is as near as ever, and those who are getting your bags ready for class or want to become more organized for work, this will hopefully come in handy and make life a lot less stressful. How do I know this? My old roommate was one of the most organized people I have ever met, and these tips are all from her. Trust me, she’s a master. Dorm Room/Apartment Preparation • Find out what your roommate has so you won’t double up on stuff. • Get a loft bed for more room. • Have a futon so there is space for a guest. • Stack up as high as you can for more room (tall shelves). •Stack baskets help with organizing random items/clothes. • Totes under bed are great for extra storage. • Clear all clutter you think you can live without – too much clutter makes you feel unorganized and can make you feel stressed or overwhelmed. • Simplify, simplify, simplify! • Use calm colors to decorate. • Best place to buy stuff – Target. Apartment Needs • Have a calendar on the fridge to remind you of important dates. • A marker board on the fridge works wonders to communicate with roommates (They won’t miss it). • Place hooks to hang keys by the door. • Closet organizers help tremendously. • A basket for everything saves so much space • Put everything into categories to help you find things. • Put baskets in bathroom closet. Each roommate 32

can have one for things they need to get ready. That way if someone needs the bathroom you can just take your basket and go sit in your room and get ready (always have a mirror in your room in case of this. One on the door is nice and saves much space). •Warning: Never put mounting tape on your walls, it will rip your paint off. Using nails is much better. They’re easy holes to fill and the landlord will just think they are daily wear and tear. You will get your deposit back. Desk • File things in accordion file folders instead of stacking piles. • Bulletin board to post important notes/bills so you’ll see them. • Calendar to remind you of dates (there really can’t be enough reminders). • Post-its. The end. • Pencil/pen holder • Drawer organizer is great for paper clips, staples, etc. • Place your desk by a window or put a picture in on the desk to calm you while you’re working. • Wireless printers are the best – they don’t need to be close to your desk and you can place it anywhere.


• Organize with a binder for each and place them in a box/cubby for an easy grab before class rather than having to take a huge binder. Or have a binder for M/T/W classes and a separate one for T/TH classes to save room (label all of your binders from the side or color code them so you don’t end up grabbing the wrong one). • Light a candle or listen to piano/classical music

o Yellow = Appointments o Green = Pay Day o Pink = Work Schedule o Orange = Rent due! • Use a paperclip or binder clip to keep it to the current day. It makes it easy to quick flip it open. • Cross out the days with an x to be current and see what is coming up.

SIMPLIFY! when studying at your desk … it helps to relax you and keeps you focused

• List goals for each week in your planner and check them as you go.

Planners • A must have!!! • Color coordinate it to keep you more organized. It works best to use highlighters… o Red = Test (Mark which test) o Blue = Assignment or project due o Purple = Birthdays

Make to-do lists • Put them in your planner or somewhere you will look often • Make them detailed but short. If you put too many things on it you will get overwhelmed. Remember, one thing at a time.

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walked into the Empire Mall and wondered what I had gotten myself into. In front of me stood an impressive display of television screens, tangled cords and X-Box 360s surrounded by 30 or so gamers armed with controllers, ready for a fight. I gathered as much courage as I could and stepped my amateur self forward to join the ranks of the Street Fighter IV players of Sioux Falls. I have played my fair share of Mario Kart and Guitar Hero, so when 605 asked me to compete in the SooFoo Gamers’ Best in the Midwest Street Fighter IV Tournament, I was up for the challenge. How hard could some old arcade game be? And I wouldn’t be going it alone. Brandon Johnson, founder of Soo Foo Gamers and organizer of the tournament, kindly offered to train me. I don’t think either of us knew what we were in for. My first clue that this was going to be tougher than I had anticipated came when Brandon sent me an email asking about d-pads versus joysticks, button mashing, and my previous fighting game experience. I reluctantly informed him that he was dealing with a beginner or, in a more optimistic light, a clean slate. At my first training session Brandon started off explaining combos, chip damage and frames. After three hours of learning “the basics,” I left wondering how I was going to master a whole new language in one month, let alone how to play the game. After a few more training sessions I could beat the computer fairly consistently. (Never mind that the difficulty

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was set to “easy.”) I have to give Brandon a lot of credit. As arguably the best Street Fighter IV player in Sioux Falls, it must have taken a lot of patience to teach me. Let’s just say I wasn’t a “natural.” Finally it was time for the tournament. I don’t know what I was expecting. Caffeine-fueled 15-year-olds? Serious gamers talking trash and sizing up their competition? In any case, whatever I anticipated was not what I expe-

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Life If this were the latest summer blockbuster, this is where I would write that despite my amateur status, I miraculously won round after round, climbing my way to the final two. After an intense battle for the gold, I would mod-

who walked away with the $300 first place prize. He plans to use it to pad the prize money for the next SooFoo Gamers’ tournament. When asked why he started SooFoo Gamers, Brandon said, “Every other

Soo Foo Gamers is for all ages (and genders, girls! Don’t let the guys have all the fun) and entirely non-profit. “The real goal is to get players around the area playing each other competitively more often. You’re only as good as the

If this were the latest summer blockbuster , this is where I would write that despite my amateur status, I miraculously won round after round, climbing my way to the Final two. Unfortunately, that is not what happened. estly walk away with second place. You know, to keep this all believable. Unfortunately, that is not what happened. I didn’t win one round. This is not to be a reflection of Brandon’s teaching abilities—my first opponent was also Brandon-trained and made it much further than me—but a reflection of just how much time, practice, and dedication goes into playing fighting games. There was a promising player who worked his way up the loser’s bracket to the final three, but in the end it was Brandon

section of the United States has dedicated video game tournament scenes… I just figured it was time that South Dakota had something to start organizing as well.” The Best in the Midwest Street Fighter IV Tournament was the first of what will be regular tournaments for different games. Soo Foo Gamers also holds free-play arcade nights called Friday Night Fights. “Friday Night Fights are six-hour, open-to-the-public gaming sessions that focus on a variety of fighting games,” Brandon explains.

people you play against, and while playing online is fun, playing with people you can talk to every day in person is much more satisfying.” Want to get involved? The next Friday Night Fights is July 24 at the Galaxy LAN Center on 57th and Louise from 7 p.m. to 1 a.m. Check out the Soo Foo Gamers website at www.soofoogamers. com to keep up with the latest events or contact Brandon Johnson at soofoogamers@gmail.com.

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JOSHUA SEAN

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Hometown: Rapid City, SD Age: 28 Medium: Photography

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oshua Sean has always been interested in various art forms, and his different interests influence his work in diverse fields. Born in Rapid City, SD, Sean grew up in Minneapolis, MN and got his start in photography taking a semester-long photography class in high school. While a music composition student at the University of South Dakota, Sean took up photography again his junior year, ultimately earning his degree in music and art. In the course of his photography career, Sean has done three major studies. “Dakota Spirit Diminished” is “a portfolio chronicling my years in Vermillion,” says Sean. “Bar Flies” is a study of the bar atmosphere in downtown Vermillion using natural lighting. “Empyrean Elements” is inspired by Tarot cards, which, Sean explains, “were originally used to teach the masses about astrology.” The series was also inspired by Sean’s study of mythology. Sean’s interest and involvement in the arts is wide-ranging; he was a founding member, along with six other USD students, of the Funk Wizard Theatre Com-

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pany, during which time he scored and directed the music for four of its productions. In 2007, Sean and his mother opened a restaurant in Vermillion called Raziel’s, and Sean put his artistic talents to use as a graphic designer of advertisements. More recently, Sean has been involved with the rock band The Kickback as a manager and promoter. Sean cites photographers Michael Kenna and Joel-Peter Witkin as influential figures in the field, and also includes USD photography professor John Banasiak as a major influence on his work. Sean’s eclectic interest in the arts also influences his photography. “Music is a major influence on my photography,” Sean says, and he cites film as another major influence, particularly the films of Ridley Scott. Sean explains, “In my photography, I’m setting a scene,” in much the same way a stage director or cinematographer sets the scene in a play or a movie. Dakota Spirit Diminished #015b Sean intends to pursue his interest in film by attending film school in Purchase, NY, just outside of New York City. “I’m going to take a year off and then dive into film school,” says Sean. In the meantime, Sean has upcoming photography shows in Sioux Falls, Rapid City, and Sioux City, IA. For more information, please visit http://www.myspace.com/ joshuasean01.

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You see your ex out in public. You: a. make out with someone as soon as possible to upset them. b. watch them for a while and then “bump into them” so you can talk. c. say hi and keep on moving.

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The Creepily Vengeful Ex 7-10 Points You act like you don’t care, but you are putting way too much effort to make their life miserable for that to be true. You probably frighten your ex, not to mention others around you, so stop trying to hurt your ex and move on in a healthy manner.

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The Stalkerishly Obsessed Ex 4-6 Points You might want to cool it a little bit, because you’re getting a little clingy. You obviously still have feelings for this person, but there is a reason why you broke up. If you still see and speak to each other often, talk to them about it and decide if you are more than friends or if you need to let it lie. Put the photos away and try to move on to the next amazing person who will be part of your life.

The Friendly Ex 0-3 Points You understand that you two weren’t meant to be and are really good at moving on. If you are near the 3 mark, you might want to remember how happy you are without them.

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cut-outs, which makes the trend figure-friendly for women who do not have the bust size of on Rock of Love contestant. Plus, bigger, stronger shoulders arguably give the appearance of better posture, which gives the illusion of a slimmer figure. One could still be bashful about baring fresh flesh, but at least the pressure is off for nice legs and a thin waist. The styles stands out with accessories-- hats and long gloves, or bangles and necklaces. Venture through the closet and try mixing prints--a vest over a mutton-sleeve shirt.

FOR GENTLEMAN, FASHIONS ARE SIMPLY OUT OF THE BLUE. Gentlemen this fall will be sporting a blue-collar, workman look with classy accents—the strategy is balance. Inspirations are blue-collar workers from the early 1900s- coal miners, carpenters, etc. This style can get sloppy easily, ob-

THIS STYLE CAN GET SLOPPY EASILY, OBVIOUSLY. LUMBERJACK IS HOT; PLUMBER, NOT. THINK SUSPENDERS WITH BLAZERS AND CORDUROYS WITH VESTS. WHAT LOOKS LIKE WHAT SHOULD BE DRESS PANTS ARE PAIRED WITH LARGE, HEAVY LOOKING PAIRS OF WORK BOOTS. viously. Lumberjack is hot; plumber, not. Think suspenders with blazers and corduroys with vests. What looks like what should be dress pants are paired with large, heavy looking pairs of work boots. Preppy-looking blazers balance with cords and combat boots. Models basically dress like they are either going to church in a mudslide, or work with Paul Bunyan. Designers add classic pieces, such as blue and white collar shirts, thin ties, trench or pea coats, ankle boots and fitted double-breasted jackets, adding leather and hints of plaid and prints. Runways are scattered with items you would see on the set of a fifties sitcom. Accessories pull these different styles together. There is no such thing as too many ties. Vests have been reappearing in styles and they are now the iconic garment that makes the outfit chic. Aviator sunglasses have been in plain sight for the past few seasons, and it does not look like they are leaving anytime soon. Glasses add a much-appreciated, classy accent to a simple look. For color, designers indulge in all shades of blue, adding slight touches of purple--but nothing is overdone. For gentlemen this fall, dressing down is the key to dressing up. 39


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e have access to all the goods around town and are willing to share the wealth. Check out these featured items from local establishments. P.S. This is only the beginning of what you can find, so if you like what you see, check ‘em out yourself! Just Beat It This DW Collector’s Series drum set is burnt orange glass and a five-piece shell pack (X and V.L.T. shells). Know for being a brand for innovation, you won’t be let down. Call Sioux Falls Music for price information. Sioux Falls Music 1209 W. 41st St. Sioux Falls (605) 334-5361 www.siouxfallsmusic.com

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Good Ol’ Bottled Soda This lemon and lime delight is made with real cane sugar, and who doesn’t love bottled soda ($1.19 per bottle)? Look’s Market is one of the largest carriers of bottled soda. Did you know that? Now you know! Look’s Market Corner of 69th & Western (605) 336-3104 Looksmarket.com


A Suit for $99?!?! Who knew you could get a Giorgio Fiorelli suit for only $99? Where could this concept possibly be true? At Halberstadt’s At The Mall. There’s more where that came from! Halberstadt’s At The Mall 4001 W. 41st St. Sioux Falls (605) 362-8080

Organic Yumminess Not only can you get delicious, organic ice cream, but it’s currently on sale starting at $3.39. Come ‘n get it!

Represent Available in a variety of colors and for only $12.95, this t-shirt is one of many merchandise items from the Luverne, MN store. Also available are long-sleeved shirts for $15.95 and hoodies for $25.95. Herb N’ Legend 218 E. Main Street Luverne, MN, 56156 (507) 449-9570

Natural Foods Co-Op. 2504 S Duluth Ave Sioux Falls, SD 57105 (605) 339-9506 www.eastdakotah.com

Wino Treat yourself and get a glass of Renwood while you relax downtown at Michelle’s coffee for $6. Or check out the rest of the new wine menu. Michelle’s Coffee 324 S. Phillips Ave. Sioux Falls, SD 57104 (605) 367-1100 www.michellescoffee.com

Easy Listening Who says you can’t jam out when you’re riding? Dragonfly Cycle Concepts fairing with the Arc Audio Motorcycle Performance Audio Kit & Kenwood KDCMP442U IPOD DirectConnect & CD Player. Reasonable pricing. Soundz, Inc. 4001 N. Cliff Ave. Sioux Falls, SD 57104 (605)941-3499


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Earth tones seem to be everywhere this fall. And plaid is still in (score). Images by: Candace Ann Photography Models: Derrek Hamilton and Alyssa Boscaljon

linQ@ Belted coat dress, $169. Klub Nico Trinity-Gunmetal shoe, $189. Both available at AMaVo Boutique. Mossimo dress, $24.99. Available at Target.

MOSSIMO SUPPLY CO. V-Neck t-shirt, $9.99. MERONA PREMIUM brown vest, $24.99. MOSSIMO SUPPLY CO. Bootcut low rise jeans, $24.90. Merona Ray Brown shoes, $17.48. All available at Target.

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(On Derrek) MAD Engine Ghost Busters tshirt, $9.99. Converse One Star plaid jacket, $39.99. MOSSIMO SUPPLY CO. Bootcut low rise jeans, $24.90. All available at Target. Sundust yellow North Face backpack, $89. Available at Great Outdoor Store. (On Alyssa) Sanctuary Baby Brother plaid top, $84.50. Citizens of Humanity jeans, $159. Both available at Posh Boutique. Daily Grind messenger bag, $70. Available at Great Outdoor Store.

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LA Made Deep V Tunic tank, $19.50. Hazel Printed Panel skirt, $94. Both available at Posh Boutique. Klub Nico TrinityGunmetal shoe, $189. Available at AMaVo Boutique. Pocketwire Pack, $75. Available at Great Outdoor Store.

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You can never really get lost to any jewelry, but don’t have too many statement pieces on at once. Wearing sweatpants or pajamas in public.

Muscle shirts. It takes skill to pull this off, and most can’t. Then you sadly just look like a douche.

Statement rings.

Lookin’ good in an outfit you look and feel great in. A cute, fitted workout t-shirt. Leaves more to the imagination.

Noticed Trend of The Month: Peace Signs. They’re suddenly everywhere again in clothing, jewelry, everywhere.

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panaceas or future problems? By Sabina Mustic Illustration By Brad Herrera

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any of us strive to take important measures to prevent illnesses and disease. We exercise, eat healthy, get adequate sleep and much more. But while we worry about weight gain and cancer in this day and age, we do not think about many other illnesses that could harm us. The reason we do not agonize about disease such as polio, pertussis, or diphtheria, for example, is because they are not talked about and most of us do not even know what they are. Another reason, though, is that we have been vaccinated against these diseases. By the time we reach first grade, most of us receive all the recommended vaccines. However, with new reports emerging and stating there may be a link between vaccines and developmental disorders, it is difficult to understand what is true and what is false. We constantly hear contradicting information on the news and even from healthcare professionals. Sanford Children’s Clinic’s Pediatrician Dr. Jennifer Jenson gives us some insight about vaccines, their purpose and importance. According to Dr. Jenson, vaccines are necessary for young people because “the majority of them help prevent life-threatening disease.” The National Institute of Allergy and Infection Disease website says a vaccine works by tricking “your immune system to teach your body important lessons about how to defeat its opponents.” Dr. Jenson explains that vaccines contain antigens, which our immune system would recognize and form protection against the specific disease. The disease itself is not in the vaccine. But how do you know if and what vaccines you should 46

get? The Center for Disease Control (CDC) recommends seven vaccines for young people. • Tetanus-Diphtheria-Acellular Pertussis (Tdap) vaccines. According to Dr. Jenson, “Tetanus is a muscle and nerve disorder, diphtheria is an infection of the throat and pertussis is whooping cough.” She explains that people who do not get a tetanus vaccine are at much greater risk of getting sick if they are exposed to any illness. Dr. Jenson also states, “[Diphtheria and pertussis] are very serious illnesses that can lead to hospitalization and death.” Most of the time a tetanus shot is updated every ten years, unless you had a bad cut or stepped on a nail. • Meningococcal vaccine. “This vaccine helps protect against a specific bacteria that causes meningitis. It is very serious. At one time a person can be completely normal and the next minute very sick, it can progress very quickly to death.” Some of the symptoms of meningitis include fever, rash, headache, neck pain or stiff neck, and vomiting. This vaccine is given once in a lifetime to most people from age 11 and up. “It’s very important for people who live in close encounters like the dormitory to get this shot,” says Dr. Jenson. •Hepatitis B vaccine. The CDC’s website states, “[Hepatitis B] can cause lifelong infection, liver damage, liver failure, cancer and death.” The symptoms of Hepatitis B include yellow skin, vomiting and abdominal pain. Dr. Jenson says, “The exposure is through bodily fluids, blood and sexual contact.” This is a series of three vaccines and the first is given during the first appointment, another one a month later and the last one is given six months after the first vaccine.


• Polio vaccine. Dr. Jenson explains, “Polio is a problem with the nerves or nervous system, and you can get weakness and problems walking and anything to do with the nerves.” This vaccine protects against this deadly disease and is given to young children. There are four shots, three of which are given to babies and the fourth one is given before kindergarten. • Measles-Mumps-Rubella (MMR) vaccine. “Measles causes a rash, spots all over, fever, headache, congestion, and runny nose. The mumps is swelling and infection and pain in the glands located in the cheek. Rubella is a rash and fever, and you can get cold symptoms here, too,” says Dr. Jenson. The MMR vaccine is a series of two vaccines. One is given to babies between one and 18 months of age and the second one is given before kindergarten. Individuals who had only one vaccine get the second one updated in junior high. According to the CDC, “Historically these are among the most serious vaccine-preventable disease.” • Varicella (Chickenpox) vaccine. This vaccine is recommended especially for teenagers who had not had the chickenpox, explains Dr. Jenson, because if they were to get the chickenpox during their teen years, they would get a lot sicker. Chickenpox is red spots on the body that are like blisters and usually start around the chest area and the abdomen, then spread out. Other symptoms that occur are fever and runny nose. There are two shots that are given apart from each other to prevent the chickenpox. • Influenza (Flu) vaccine. “This vaccine is given every year, specifically to protect against influenza,” says Dr. Jenson. Symptoms of the flu include high fever, body aches, cough, congestion, and headache. According to the CDC, “Every year in the United States, on average 5 percent to 20 percent of the population gets the flu; more than 200,000 people are hospitalized from flu complications, and about 36,000 people die from flu.” Vaccines do cause some side effects, but Dr. Jenson says they are usually mild. Side effects include redness, swelling, soreness around vaccine sight, sometimes a low grade fever that lasts 24 hours and goes away on its own. According to Dr. Jenson, “There is always potential for severe side effects like

high fever and seizures but are very rare. Usually they come on very quickly, within hours.” Dr. Jenson explains vaccines are safe and “all of them had studies done before they are available and they always have ongoing studies with them, too.” However, vaccines are not for everyone. “Every vaccine is different for every age group, otherwise people who should not get any specific vaccine is if they are allergic to them, are immunocompromised, have HIV, or are pregnant. People with seizures, neurological disorders, or Guillain-Barre Syndrom don’t get some vaccines either. The Flu shot is not given to people who are allergic to eggs,” says Dr. Jenson. While most healthcare professionals advocate vaccines, there are many anti-vaccine activists. Dr. Jenson explains, “The biggest misconception is that…we give the patient the disease with whatever shot we give them. There is always a big controversy with little kids getting vaccinated and getting autism.” Statements have been made by many anit-vaccine groups that some preservatives used in vaccines cause autism and other disorders in children. Currently, the CDC says there is no relationship between preservatives used in vaccines and developmental disorders, but the American Academy of Pediatrics, the Public Health Service agencies and vaccine manufacturers agreed that thimerosal, a mercurycontaining preservative used in vaccine products, should be reduced or eliminated in vaccines as a precautionary measure. Although we do not hear about many of these strange and many contagious diseases, there is a big controversy when it comes to vaccines. It is up to each of us who are old enough to talk to our parents and our physicians about what is best for us.

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GROUP WORKOUTS Lack Motivation? Bring a Friend.

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hen time is tight, fitness usually takes the backburner. With work, class, friends, homework and countless activities, it’s hard to fit it all in and still have time for a workout. Then, when an hour or two of free time presents itself, it is much more appealing to catch a movie with friends than it is to strap on the gym shoes and go for a workout. Why not try to double-task and work out with your friends? When you have a buddy to keep you on your toes, you are more likely to keep the workouts going. Studies have shown that people who work out with a friend are more likely to keep working out than those who go it alone. Group fitness classes offer fun and diverse ways to get together and workout without the bulky and intimidating weight machines or eight-mile runs. Mixing up your workouts by adding in some group fitness keeps working out interesting. Either on land or in the water, fitness classes are great for varying a typical workout, and usually run under an hour. Nothing like effectiveness and efficiency rolled into one energy-boosting fitness class! Sioux Falls features several fresh fitness options at more than four locations around town. With such a vast array of classes offered at multiple times and places, you’ll have no excuse but to get out there and start burning some calories. The Avera McKennan Fitness Center organizes upwards of 20 group fitness classes every weekday, beginning at 5:40 a.m. through 6:45 p.m. If you want to take your mind and body training to the water, try the intriguing “Aqua Chi” class, featuring slow-focused movements, combined breathing and soothing music. If calm and focused isn’t your thing, try your hand at “Kick N’ Step,” a kickboxing-geared class, or “Power Pacing,” a cycling class designed for all fitness levels. Both the Sanford Wellness center and the YMCA offer more than 30 group fitness classes each weekday, including the addictingly popular Zumba. Zumba is not your typical aerobics class taught by the blonde bimbo instructor in ‘80s spandex. The Zumba classes set fundamental dance-based moves to catchy Latin-inspired 48

rhythms. The result of these fitness-infused is a calorie-burning workout sure to challenge a person at any fitness level. If you’re looking for a less fitness-focused way to get moving with others, look no further than the Ballroom at the Bridges, located at 57th and Western. With classes ranging from the “Cowboy Cha-cha” to rumba and tango, the Ballroom offers a perfect way to learn a new dance and keep fit at the same time. Couples are required, so it’s also a perfect excuse to ask that cute boy or girl you’ve been eyeing at the gym for a night out. However, these fun fitness options come at a price. Membership at these gyms is required for participation in the group fitness classes. Dance classes come at a price as well. If money is scarce to be found, try heading to Club David every Wednesday night for free swing dance lessons from 8 to 9 p.m. and open dancing from 9 p.m. to 12 a.m. Dubbed “The Swing Experience,” the class is yet another way to get some calories burning in a fun and offbeat way. No matter what you fancy, there is a group fitness class out there for you. Don’t like yoga? Try kickboxing. Kickboxing too violent? Go for cycling or circuit training. Regardless of what you choose, be sure to choose at least something. The point is getting out and working out. The next time you find yourself deciding between hanging out and working out, what’ll you choose? Buttered popcorn and crunch bars or ab crunches and bicep curls? Do your body and mind a favor and call up your friends for a workout class. Who knows, you might just have a little fun. For more information on group fitness classes, check out: Avera McKennan Fitness Center: www.avera.org/amfc/ about/schedule/schedule.aspx Sanford Wellness: www.sanfordhealth.org/Services/ WellnessCenter/GroupFitness/ Sioux Falls YMCA: www.siouxfallsymca.org/GroupFitness.aspx Ballroom at the Bridges: www.ballroomatthebridges. com



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