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DEAN'S DEFERMENT So Gov. Howard Dean raises the allegation that President George Bush knew about the coming attack on the World Trade Center before it happened. This would make our president guilty o f murder. O f course, Little Howie does not have to offer anything to substantiate his accusation, all he has to do is

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machines, but the touch-screen computerized machines are vulner able to computer hacking and tam pering. The solution is easy, but for some reason it has not been made into a requirement. The machines should be required to issue a receipt to all voters. For the sake o f our democracy we should insist that Congress require all states to create a paper trail we can trust.

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MORE MOORES In response to the letter from Alan Moore, Jericho, in your last issue regarding Peter Freyne’s stance on Howard Dean in his column “Inside Track” [“Letters,” December 29], I wish to make it plain that these are not views shared by me. I am forced to write to you so friends will not be pan icked into the assumption that I wrote such a letter. I am indiffer ent as to the anatomical location o f Mr. Freyne’s head. Besides, where I come from, it would be “arse” and not “ass.”

EXTREME POLITICS \ Tiki Archambeau’s letter titled “Why Prog?” in the December 17 ~ Seven Days could not have been written any better than by Karl Rove himself. It’s this type o f utopian thinking that results in the extreme national policies we are

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make the accusation. After all, the most important consideration is to advance his own campaign. This is the Park Ave. kid who got a medical deferment from the draft and then spent the next cou ple o f years skiing. N o back prob lem there. This is not intended to be a condemnation o f Mr. Dean, because many other sons o f the well-connected also managed to receive miraculous deferments. Now the 4F sissy has the nerve to accuse the President o f the United States o f being an accom plice to murder. O f course he does not have the cojones to actually make the charge, because he would then have to stand behind it People like Little Howie do not stand behind their words. They only run their mouths and then allow their press secretaries to wig gle their way out o f it. Believe me when I say that I am not a huge fan o f Pres. George Bush, but I would like to see him taken on by a real man. N ot RunAnd-Hide Dean. If you have something to say, Howie, stand up on your hind legs and say it.

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FAIL SAFE “We got him” and “America is safe again” rang through the Bush administration after the capture o f Saddam. They made it look as if no further harm could become us. Presidential hopeful Howard Dean said we should be wary and not so

quick to think this way. Once again, Dean is right. Less than a week after the administration made this statement, we are now at Orange on the terrorist attack level — just one step below the most severe level, Red. Did the administration really think that retaliation would not happen? This is like when the administration said that tons o f arsenal had to be found, only to come to the conclusion that was wrong, too.

As an American, I’m scared to think that we have a president who doesn’t look past the present situa tion and starts jumping to conclu sions without really thinking about the other side o f the coin. I believe that America would be much bet ter off with Dean in the White House, because he doesn’t assume everything is fine just because we accomplished one thing.

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ALL WHAT NEWS? Christine Swanson [“Letters,” December 17] has a valid com plaint, that Seven Days publishes only letters related to previous con tent. Editorial whim rules, o f course, and the policy is sometimes relaxed; it’s a way to avoid trivial gripes about potholes, dog poop and PTAs. But in a city without town meetings, letter columns are a significant form o f public debate and ought to be open to all serious topics. Granted, it’s hard to define those fairly. Seven Days doesn’t concern itself with, for instance, school budgets, school choice, commercial sprawl, affordable housing, how to mix housing comfortably with down town business, the insufficiency o f Burlington property taxes to the demand on services. And more broadly: the natures o f self-govern ment, national power, global vs. local community, and large vs. small capitalism ... (Mustn’t exceed my allotted wordage!) If this were Revolutionary America, Seven Days wouldn’t publish the Federalist Papers. The Burlington Free Press would, but would require that “ Publius” identify him self and then would allow only one letter per person per 30 days. W hat kind o f debate is that when a subject is hot? Seven Days is our only poten tially alternative press. Something needs to be done to make it actu al. The editors could increase

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very move you make, Ho-Ho. Every bond you break. Every step you take, they’ll be watching you. And watching Howard Dean has become the new #1 pastime for the national media. The question is, how good is their eyesight? As former Gov. Dean has risen like Vermont cream to the top o f the Dem o crats’ presidential milk tank, a number o f stories have appeared that many say unfairly and inaccurately portray Dean’s gubernato rial record. W hat’s funny is that the criticism o f the

very liberal Democrats now enthusiastically support Dean’s presidential bid. “I learned a lot from him,” said Chainsaw, “but he learned a few things from us. And,” said the Vermont native, “he made the place I love a stronger and better place than when he found it.” The good news is, there’s some indica tion this week that the real story o f Howard Dean’s Vermont experience may get out. C N N stopped by Seven Days Tuesday morning. Producer Rose Marie Arce and reporter Kelly Wallace came to town on a

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national press is coming from some o f HoH o’s oldest and toughest political foes: cur rent State Auditor and former State Sen. Elizabeth Ready and her predecessor in the auditor’s office, Ed Flanagan. Using audits and reviews produced by the pair, the Boston Globe, The N ew York Times and the Associated Press have recently portrayed Dean as hypocritical in criticizing George W. Bush for cutting sweetheart deals with Halliburton and being lax on security issues at the Vermont Yankee nuclear power plant in Vernon. Monday’s New York Times blamed H o-H o for alleged sleazy dealing in 1992 by then Administra tion Secretary David Wilson in a contract awarded to CHP, an H M O that no longer exists. “It is not responsible,” said Chainsaw Liz, “to drag out old audits as if they were fresh news, especially when they cover sub jects like nuclear safety. The national press is featuring findings that are long corrected, people who are dead, and companies that left the state.” Flanagan said he agrees with Ready on this one. Ten years ago, Fast Eddie issued the review o f the C H P contract that caught the eye o f Times reporter Rick Lyman. “There was no direct connection I know o f between Gov. Dean and what David Wilson did,” said Flanagan. W hat David Wilson did, said Flanagan, was stick his nose into the process, discour aging Blue Cross Blue Shield from meeting with Dean. Wilson previously was a Statehouse lobbyist for CHP, a competitor o f the Blues. Despite their sometimes heated battles with H o-H o over the years, the two once

quest. They wanted to find out if the cur rent portrayal o f Dean as an angry, leftwing extremist rabble-rouser is correct. Yours truly was only too happy to take them on a stroll down memory lane, back to the good old days when Howard Dean represented the Republican wing o f the Democratic Party. Back to reality. Anyone can get a story. Getting it right is the challenge. Kudos to C N N for being the first to make the effort. P.S. Mr. Flanagan told Seven Days he plans on dipping his toes back in the politi cal pond this year. Fast Eddie said he will be a candidate for one o f the six Chittenden County seats in the state senate..

Governor M oonbeam ? — Gubernatorial hopeful Peter Clavelle appears primed for his bid to unseat Republican one-term won der Jim Douglas. Mayor Moonie has been on the road a lot lately. The feedback we’re getting from out in the mountains is that Pedro comes across as a very knowledgeable and caring soul with a vision for the future. But political insiders are almost univer sally dissing his chances in November. Even if former State Sen. Peter Shum lin decides not to challenge him in the Democratic Primary, Moonie’s facing a steep uphill struggle. The reason cited by the pundit class is the fact that Jim Douglas is such a “nice guy.” People find him hard to dislike. Who wouldn’t want their sister or daughter to date a guy like Jim m y D? He’s not a boozer and is the last living member o f the Woodstock generation who hasn’t inhaled. ,

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Opportunity Knocks Todd Lorin Nelson, 33, turned a summons for jury duty into a six-month paid vacation after the court told him he wasn’t need ed, but he told his employer that he was still serving. Nelson, an employee o f the Miami-Dade County, Florida, county clerk’s office for 13 years, dropped by his workplace from time to time to pick up his pay stubs, according to investigator Jennifer Chirolis, who wrote in Nelson’s arrest report that “his co-workers noted he was always rushed and would state that he was ‘at lunch,’ on break’ or ‘needed to get back to jury duty. ” He collected $17,388.47 in pay, then resigned when his bosses pressed him for proof o f his jury service.

Tomato, Tomahto When Biomass Investment Group announced plans to plant 8000 acres o f Asian Arundo grass in Florida and burn the stalks to pro duce electrical power, plant specialists in California warned that doing so posed grave ecological risks. “Oh, my G od,” University o f California cooperative extension specialist Joseph Di Tomaso exclaimed when he heard o f the Florida proposal, pointing out that California is preparing to spend $50 million to eradi cate the invasive plant.

Crime and Punishment New Mexico’s Corrections Department is ask ing the federal government for $800,000 to fund a drug rehabilitation program that includes saunas for criminals with sub stance-abuse problems. Officials explained that the heat treatment would cleanse drugs from the body’s fatty tissues. Oversight Police in Modesto, California, reported that a masked man took an undisclosed amount o f money from a bank but fumbled his way through the robbery because he forgot to cut eye holes in the piece o f cloth draped over his head and held on by his hat. The robber had to occasionally lift up the corner o f the cloth to see where he was going, although even that didn’t help him out the front door. “He walks into the steel door frame, bangs his head on the frame and knocks his hat off,” Detective Tom Blake said. “ He backs up a bit, still holding onto his hood, and shuffles out the door.” When the sus pect’s hat came off, witnesses saw his face and gave a description to police, y/ho arrested Stephen David Walker, 49, several blocks from the bank.

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s Burlington rang in 2004, also known on the Chinese calendar as the Year o f the Monkey, there were growing indications that the days are numbered for the public display o f rare and exotic animals in the Queen City. Last month; the Burlington City Council approved two unrelated ordinances that make it more difficult for people to show off their unusual animals for fun or profit. The first resolution, sponsored by Councilor Barbara Perry (I-Ward 6) bans exotic pets from the Church Street Marketplace without prior approval from the city. According to language in the ordi-

If Burlington puts the kibosh on lions, tigers and bears, the move could spur sim ilar m easures in cities like Boston or New York City.

nance, an “exotic pet” means all animals except domesticated dogs, cats and Europe^! ferrets. Apparently, there’s been growing unease -ampng some squeamish shoppers and shopkeepers about the pres ence o f large snakes, birds, reptiles and other scaled or creepy critters, not to mention the exotic diseases they sometimes carry. While no one is suggesting that rabid hamsters or finger-hungry cockatoos have become a serious public health threat on Vermont’s premium retail strip, the ban is consistent with ordinances in hundreds o f other cities around the country. In fact, most animal-rights groups support such bans — as does Burlington’s animal-safety officer — for reasons o f both animal welfare and public safety. In a similar vein, the City Council also approved a measure that bans the display o f non-domesticated animals for public enter tainment or amusement — specifically, large cats, bears, elephants and nonhuman primates. The ban, which took effect January 1, only covers public places that are owned or operated by the City o f Burling ton. Although it’s mostly symbolic — there are no city-owned venues large enough to accommodate a three-ring circus such as the Ringling Brothers or Disney on Ice — the ordinance may be the first step towards the passage o f a citywide prohibition against animal road shows. “This ordinance is based on a huge movement nationwide to try to cut down on traveling circuses because o f their inhu mane treatment o f the large animals,” explains Councilor Ian Carleton (D-W ard 1), who chairs the Council’s Ordinance Committee. A two-hour public hearing, held just before Christmas, attracted a wide array o f spokespeople on both sides o f the issue who recognize that if Burlington puts the kibosh on lions, tigers and bears, the move could have serious repercussions and spur similar measures in cities like Boston or New York City. “Honestly, it was one o f the most fasci nating debates I have ever seen as a city councilor. It was amazing,” says Carleton. “It was really wonderful in terms o f public process. I don’t know what’s going to come

o f it, though.” The Ordinance Committee will likely revisit the issue in February.

Speaking o f more n atural sta te s, the Vermont Legislature will hold hearings this month on a bill that would require insur ance companies to reimburse patients who see a naturopathic physician rather than a conventional doctor. S.184, sponsored by Sen. Virginia Lyons (D-W illiston), would require insurance companies to reimburse patients only for naturopathic services or items already covered for other health-care providers, such as lab tests, Pap smears, xrays and blood-pressure checks. “Basically, what we want to do is level the playing field so that consumers have a choice o f what kind o f provider they want to see,” says Dr. Lorilee Schoenbeck o f the Vermont Association o f Naturopathic Physicians. According to Schoenbeck, naturopathic doctors are licensed physicians in the state o f Vermont, attend a four-year medical school similar to conventional M D s and receive extensive training not only in conventional medical sciences but also in nutrition, preventative medicine and pharmacology. Naturopathic doctors can see patients'for a wide array o f conditions rang ing from the common cold to heart disease, though they typically order treatments that are more natural and less invasive than those prescribed by conventional doctors. Presently, there are only about 18 licensed naturopathic physicians in Vermont. Schoenbeck believes their low number is attributable to the fact that insurance companies don’t pay for their services or procedures, even when they are identical to those ordered by conventional doctors, nurse practitioners or physicianassistants. In contrast, Connecticut, which requires insurance carriers to reimburse con sumers for naturopathic care, has more than 200 N D s. Montana, Washington and Alaska also require such reimbursement. The bill now before the Senate is not expected to increase the state’s already sky rocketing health-care costs. Rather, it could reduce them dramatically. S.184 would not require insurance carriers to cover the cost o f naturopathic remedies themselves, even though those treatments are usually less expensive than conventional medications and procedures. For example, a patient tak ing the cholesterol-lowering drug Lipitor pays about $76 per month. In contrast, a naturopathic alternative, red yeast rice, only costs about $ 15 per month. Perhaps more importantly, reimburse ment o f naturopathic doctors could help address some o f the most debilitating and pricey chronic illnesses, such as diabetes, heart disease, obesity, arthritis, high blood pressure and asthma, which represent about 76 percent o f Vermont’s annual health-care budget. “Naturopathic physicians excel at the dietary and lifestyle counseling that effectively helps patients prevent these very burdening problems,” says Schoenbeck. In other words, safe, cheap and effective pre ventative medicine. W hat solution could be more natural than that? ®

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Am I a moron for believing that “mole people”exist in New Oddly, Toth’s conversations with the more articulate York City’s underground? The mole people, as documented tunnel folk are some of the most chilling parts of her in an eponymous 1993 book by Jennifer Toth, are homeless book. One “mayor” she meets is a simmering tyrant who people who live in subway tunnels, sucking down electricity pulls a knife on a recalcitrant minion; another is an edu and other resources for fe e a la Ellisons Invisible Man. Is cated misfit who’s convinced himself that life in the tun Toth lying? Hallucinating? What documentation is there? nels is better than it is up top. She meets a criminal gang — Gina G. via the Internet . under Harlem that claims to make a living murdering for hire. A menacing, unbalanced character called Dark Angel, feared by other tunnel denizens and even the Can’t blame you for being skeptical. Parts o f Toth’s book police, tells Toth: “Leave, little lost angel, before the tun read like something out of Dickens. I didn’t venture into nels swallow you and you are one of mine.” the tunnels myself, but I did speak to Toth, who was a You’re thinking: Oh, sure. One wonders at times how Los Angeles Times intern when she wrote the book. I also an innocent twentysomething who’d announced her plan corroborated some o f her facts with other sources. While to tell the story of the tunnel people to the world could one can be certain of nothing in this deceitful world, I’m survive so many forays among such desperadoes. Having reasonably satisfied that the events in her book, God spoken to Toth, I’d say it was by making friends who help us, happened as she described them. watched out for her. Even so, she had close calls; a for The Mole People: Life in the Tunnels Beneath New York mer tunnel guy who befriended her turned out to be a City details Toth’s early-’90s encounters with several paranoid schizophrenic, and after he decided she’d wit dozen of what she estimated at the time to be 5000 nessed him committing a murder he began stalking her. homeless people living beneath the streets of New York, She fled town; the book ends. mostly in subway and railroad tunnels. Particularly large Is it all BS? Even allowing for the possibility that populations inhabit (or inhabited, anyway) the multilevel some of Toth’s informants jerked her around a bit, I labyrinths beneath Grand Central and Penn stations. don’t think so. 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place was one in a series o f attached apart ments, each with its own front door and short staircase. T he exterior siding looked like it was painted white, but that would be merely a guess at this stage o f the wear and tear. Two extremely sleazy-looking guys were sm oking on the steps. When my three attractive, fresh-faced co-eds got out o f the cab, the guys eyed them like a couple o f leopards scoping out a trio o f young springbok who had wandered away from their mother. Well, we’ll see, I thought to myself. I’m just glad there are three o f them. T h e call came 45 minutes later. “Jernigan, com e back and get us.” It was Zooey, and she sounded genuinely dis tressed. “You were right! We shouldn’t be going out during exam week. W hat were we thinking?” “ Zooey, grab your friends and wait outside. I’m downtown; I won’t be five m inutes.” W hen I reached the apartment, the girls were shivering on the sidewalk. A young man — Shawn, perhaps? — was , talking to them very intensely, with a lot o f suspect hand and head movement. He looked like one o f those litigants pleading a dubious case to Judge Judy. To their credit, the girls were having none o f it. As soon as they spotted me, they joined hands and sprinted to the cab. D iving into the rear seat, Zooey shout ed, “ G o, go, go!” I hit the gas, feeling like the driver o f a getaway car. “ O m igod, om igod,” she continued. “ H ow horrible was that?” “Were we, like, the only females at that party?” Jen said. She was still shaking, and I couldn’t tell if it was cold, fear or a com bination o f the two. “ I mean, it was, like, 50 sketchy guys and us.” I just drove and listened. It was as if they were debriefing, giving testimony as a means o f release from the experience. It didn’t appear that any o f them had suf fered serious assault, thank goodness, but they were all thoroughly creeped out. To m y list o f qualities characterizing fresh men girls, I mentally added “naive.” “ I tried dancing with this one guy,” Lanie began, clearly in high outrage. “Just, like, you know, to be nice. H e wouldn’t stop grabbing my ass! It was disgusting. He, like, wouldn’t take the hint.” “You are not kidding!” Jen jum ped in. “ It was like Planet o f the Gropers in there! Wait’ll I see Shawn again. W hat a total jerk!” There was silence in the cab for a m oment. Then the three friends sponta neously turned toward each other and began to laugh. It began as chuckles, but quickly progressed to full-blown belly laughter. It was great to see. N othing’s more im portant than resiliency, I thought, in m aking a successful life. “Jernigan,” Z o o ey said, wiping a tear from her face, “the next time we call you to take us to a strange party, you just say ‘N o ,’ O K ?” “You got it, Zooey.” I replied. “Now, when we get back to the dorm s, I want you all to hit those books!” ®

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od bless us, every one. We made it through the holliest, jolliest, most supersized holiday season in history, and it’s a Christmas miracle there’s a tooth left in our heads after such a sugary blizzard o f T V specials and celebrations. Being a big fan o f the holiday — my home stereo plays Yule tunes year round — I might have been tempted to call it too much o f a good thing. In reality, though, it was merely too much. Good things were few and far between on the small screen. The classics o f my youth, o f course: Charlie Brown’s special, Rudolph’s, Frosty’s, the Grinch’s. I even found a channel carrying my old favorite, “Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol.” Holiday favorites from Hollywood such as I t’s a Wonderful

Charles Schultz may have gone to that great drafting table in the sky, but that didn't prevent — and more likely made possible — production of an all-new special. Life, A Miracle on 34th Street and A Christmas Story were put into heavy rotation by multiple outlets, along with younger helpers such as Bill Murray’s Scrooged and Jim Carrey’s live-action Grinch. But those don’t explain why I feel overdosed on Yuletide cheer; a dozen or so holiday broadcasts, spread out over the two or three weeks leading up to the big day, seem about right. No, what put me in a Christmas coma were the more than 100 additional special offerings broadcasters crammed into that same short span o f time. Think I’m kidding? Nope. I counted. This past year brought a proliferation o f holiday programming that defied explanation — not to mention common business sense. There were more seasonal broadcasts on television than Santa and an army o f elves could possibly have watched working in shifts around the clock: “Crazy for Christmas” (H G T V ); “Christmas at Rockefeller Center” (N BC ); “The Man Who Saved Christmas” (Lifetime); “Mary Christmas” (WWBI); “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” (C B M T ); “Cathedral Christmas” (EW TN ); “One Christmas” (Hallmark); “In Search o f Christmas” (The History Channel); “It Nearly Wasn’t Christmas” (Disney); “Once Upon a Christmas,” and the imaginatively titled sequel “Twice Upon a Christmas” (Hallmark). D id you take in even one o f these? Perhaps you were too busy trying to keep up with the never-ending roll-out o f Rudolph and Frosty spin offs, which this year included “Rudolph’s Shiny New Year” (Family); “Frosty’s Winter Wonderland” (Family); “Olive, The Other Reindeer” (Cartoon); “Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves o f Fire” and “Robbie the Reindeer: Legend o f the Lost Tribe” (both starring Rudolph’s “son” and broadcast on CBS). And then there was “ Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July” (Family). We couldn’t have waited until next summer for that one? National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Holiday Inn, Scrooge, White Christmas and A Christmas Carol are certified classics o f the season. Broadcasters hit a new low, however, in their attempts to pass o ff less beloved fare as equally must-see viewing. The Santa Clause (ARC ), Jack Frost (Family) and the freshly minted National Lampoons Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure (N B C ) do not exactly have Tinseltown immortality written all over them. I’m not sure Home Alone (WCAX) even counts as a Christmas movie, though a portion o f it does take place on the holiday. And I’m fairly certain Ben Affleck’s failed caper flick Reindeer Games (TBS) is • never in season. As for Governor Arnold’s botched directorial debut, Christmas in Connecticut (C B M T ),

Osbournes Christmas” (M TV ); “Marvin Hamlisch’s I doubt even the first family o f California tuned in Christmas” (VPT); “An American Idol Christmas” for that rare airing. (Fox); “An Anne Murray Christmas” (C B M T ); “Rick Other disturbing trends: Specials documenting the Mercer’s Christmas” (C B M T ), “Sean Cullen’s vast differences among the ways disparate cultures Christmas” (C B M T ); “A Barry Manilow Christmas” celebrate Christmas; educational offerings such as (A&E); “A Columbo Christmas” (A&E); and “A Kid “Christmas in New York” (Travel); “A Smoky Rock Christmas” (VH1). Hear that festive whirring Mountain Christmas” (C M T ); “An Adirondack sound? It’s Bing Crosby spinning in his grave. Christmas” (W CFE); “Christmas in My Hometown” Yes, there was something for everyone and plenty (Lifetime); “A White House Christmas” (H G TV ); for probably nobody at all: “An All Dogs Christmas and “Vegas Christmas” (Travel). I’m sure these will Carol” (Discovery); “Christmas in Cowboy Country” prove invaluable to the anthropologists o f the future. (C M T ); “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” Equally worrisome: The avalanche o f dopey new (WB); “Without Santa” (Family); “It Must Be Santa” made-for-TV holiday films such as Undercover (C BM T ); “Biography: Santa Claus” (A&E); “Santa Christmas (C BS), in which Jam i Gertz plays a sassy Claus Brothers” (Discovery); “The Life o f Santa Claus” cocktail waitress who learns the true meaning o f the (Family); “Santa Is Coming to Town” (Family); “Call season; A Carol Christmas (Hallmark); Santa Jr. Me Claus” (Family); and “Mr. St. Nick” (Family). (Hallmark); The Christmas Shoes (C BS); and Stealing And let’s not forget “A Holiday Festival on Ice” Christmas (USA), in which Tori Spelling, Lauren (WCAX); “Sunk on Christmas Eve” (National Holly, Rob Lowe and Tony Danza learn the true Geographic); “A PM O Christmas Show” (W CFE); meaning o f the season. “Where Christmas Began” (Travel); “Babes in Toyland” Animated specials got totally out o f hand, too. In (Discovery); “The Ultimate Small Town Christmas” addition to the classics, this year’s lineup included (A&E); “The Christmas Gift” (Lifetime); “Comfort “Spongebob,” “Fairly Oddparents,” “Rocket Power,” and Joy” (Lifetime); “A Christmas Visitor” (Hallmark); “Rugrats,” “Jim m y Neutron” and “Hey, Arnold” on “The Christmas Box” (Hallmark); “The Littlest Nickelodeon; “Powerpuff Girls,” “Johnny Bravo” and Reindeer” (ANPL); “’Twas the Night” (Disney); “The multiple “ Flintstones” on the Cartoon Network; and G h o sts o f Dickens’ Past” (C BM T ); “Jesus: The “Eloise” (Family) and “Arthur” (PBS) holiday install Complete Story” (Discovery); and the Oxygen ments. Channel’s disconcerting “Oh, It’s a Wonderful Charles Schultz may have gone to that great drafting Christmas!” featuring a festival o f films by Alfred table in the sky, but that didn’t prevent — and m ore# Hitchcock. On second thought, let’s try to forget. likely made possible — production o f an all-new spe Let’s try especially hard in the case o f H G T V ’s cial. “I Want a Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown!” “Extreme Christmas: Bigger & Brighter,” in which (ABC) made its debut on December 9, shamelessly producers traveled from coast to coast to showcase appropriating the original’s much-loved music in an the country’s most overdecorated homes, including attempt to mask its utter lack o f wit and charm. We all that o f a Delaware family which sported more than a got a dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown. million holiday lights. Mickey Mouse turned 75 this year. You might fig While I’m glad that Kid Rock, Tori Spelling, Barry ure Disney would give the old guy some time o ff over Manilow, Tony Danza and Columbo all learned the true the holidays. Instead, the media behemoth sent him meaning o f the season, I can’t help but hope broadcast after its slice o f the Christmas pie in “A Disney ers will rein things in a little next year. Less is usually Holiday” (Travel); “Mickey’s Magical Christmas” more, and holiday specials might feel special once again (Discovery); and “A Merry Mickey Celebration” if every member o f SAG didn’t feel obligated to appear (ABC), on top o f his part in A B C ’s “Walt Disney in at least three, and if network heads resisted the temp World Christmas Day Parade.” tation to exploit every bit o f talent, human or animated, And it’s official: Any celeb can now have his or her at their disposal. That will be at the top o f the list I send own Christmas special. In violation o f holiday law, Santa next December. The holidays, after all, are sup which at this point in history reserves that right to posed be merry, peaceful, filled with good will and Andy Williams and a few select contemporaries, enter tinged by wonder. One thing I’m pretty sure Christmas tainers o f every type and stripe presumed to play host, was never meant to be is extreme. vfTf-.y. Results were mixed and, in some cases, even fulfilled O n the up side, now that the holidays are finally prophesies from the Book o f Revelations concerning the Apocalypse. Contributing to the merriment; “A n____over, vye can all get

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witching o ff his vacuum cleaner, George Michaels leans down to inspect the filter he’s placed in the machine to show me how much gunk has been gath ering in my carpet. “Holy cow!” he cries. “You’re liv ing in a den o f dirt!” Michaels pulls out a tangle o f dust, hair and soil flecked with bits o f food, and walks over to the kitchen, where he lays the collection carefully on a chair, like a robin’s nest he’s found in the woods. The treasure is soon joined by two more from the living room alone. “You must save these,” he says, shaking his head. “Show your husband what your vacuum cleaner has missed.” I feel like a 1950s housewife sucked in by the pitch o f a door-to-door Salesman. The nasty “nests” are so shocking I’m even thinking o f buying one o f the $2000 Aerus Electrolux Guardians that Michaels demonstrates. He’s here, ostensibly, to clean my car pets. My mother-in-law’s about to visit, and I’ve responded to a neon-colored flyer for an inexpensive, quick shampooing from Aerus. But because I’ve neglected to vacuum and move the furniture before Michaels’ arrival, he takes the opportunity to show o ff his full line o f products. And he offers a few life lessons about what lurks inside the home; despite the state’s great outdoors, that’s where most Vermonters spend the majority o f the winter. (The average person is indoors about 90 percent o f the time, according to the Environmental Protection Agency.) Those clumps o f dirt in the carpet are missed by most types o f vacuum cleaners, especially older mod els that have lost their mojo or don’t allow enough space for airflow. Though I vacuum once a week, the filth has clung to the fibers, hiding from my Dirt Devil while I hum along, unsuspecting. The accumu lation can cause asthma and allergies, and that’s just scratching the surface. Even worse are the invisible chemicals lurking beneath our feet. “In the old days, it was thought, it’s good for your system, eat a peck o f dirt before you die,” says Michaels, a cell biologist who began selling Aerus products in the 1990s as a way to supplement his research stipends. “Nowadays we’re so molded and melded into chemicals through industry, there’s a lot o f toxins — thousands — in the atmosphere.” Synthetic carpets already contain dozens o f poten-

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daily hazardous chemicals in their blends; combined with a polyurethane pad, they can release dangerous fumes into the air for years. Enter your home after a day at the office, on the roads or at a construction site, and you bring more toxins — car exhaust, ciga rette smoke, de-icing salt — inside. According to the

Celebrating its 80th anniversary this year, the Texas-based Aerus has franchises in Vermont and around the country. It is just one o f hundreds o f companies committed to healthy home care; the Green Mountain State boasts a bounty o f green cleaners and designers. Waitsfield architect William Maclay starts from the ground up, designing homes to minimize mold-producing moisture and improve ventilation. “In talking to clients, you find that people have more health issues, such as allergies and getting sick every winter, than they first think,” says Maclay, whose “Vermont Healthy Home” design is an alter n a t e to the state’s typically drafty structures. “If you have an old farmhouse, the hot air rises, sucking air from the basement which may have mold and mildew. We look holistically at the home, as a com plex organism.” Burlington-based Seventh Generation, meanwhile, produces a line o f non-toxic household products that can help eliminate the everyday accumulation o f indoor chemicals. The company’s offerings include chlorine-free diapers and baby wipes, recycled trash bags and tissue and a mint-oil toilet bowl cleaner. Laundry detergents are made from corn and coconutbased cleaning agents, and are a smart choice consid ering how often your clothes and bedding should be hitting the washing machine. As many as two million dust mites call your home their home, feeding off flakes o f dead skin in cushions, sheets and more. One study found that one-tenth the weight o f a 2-year-old pillow is dust-mite feces, which causes asthma and is just plain gross.

As many as two million dust m ites call your home th e ir home, feeding o ff flakes of dead skin in cushions, sheets and more. EPA, more than 150 toxic substances can be found in the typical home, turning comfort zones into verita ble chemistry labs. A recent EPA survey also revealed that indoor air was three to 70 times more polluted than outdoor air. So much for “country fresh.” The EPA recommends that non-smoking couples in cold climates clean carpets every four to six months; if there are children, do it four times a year. Have children and pets? Clean every two months. But beware o f how you battle the dander and dust, as many methods can actually do more harm than help. Vacuum cleaners often just recycle the toxins back into the air and also emit carbon dust — look for models with a High-Efficiency Particulate Air, or HEPA filter, which traps 99.97 percent o f airborne particles 0.3 microns or larger. Washing can be even worse, as many spot removers contain perchloroethylene and naphthalene, and the fumes can cause dizziness, nausea, liver dam age and cancer. Traditional “wet” shampooing can turn your living room into a living swamp, as some methods take three to five days to dry. “While it’s drying you get blooms o f bacteria, fungus and mold and this isn’t good for your lungs,” says Michaels. “T hat’s why doctors have said don’t shampoo if you have babies around, and people get the idea they shouldn’t [clean their carpets].” After vacuuming with the Guardian, Michaels pushes around a Floor Pro, which goes for $800. The upright model releases a light foam, about 2 percent water, which dries in just a few hours or less. “This is a grooming,” he suggests.

The statistics get downright scary. A 15-year study by the National Cancer Institute concluded that women who work at home have a 54 percent higher risk o f developing cancer than those who work out side the house. Beyond the obvious culprits o f car pets, cleaners, mildew and mold are stoves, heaters, fireplaces and chimneys, radon, asbestos and formaldehyde. The EPA, which has published a 25page guide to indoor air quality on its Web site (www.epa.gov/iaq) recommends improving ventila tion and purchasing air cleaners, where appropriate. But the most effective method is controlling sources: sealing off pollutants, adjusting gas emissions, mini mizing woodstove smoke, installing exhaust fans and measuring radon levels. Those who work in construction, painting or other industries involving lead should change their shoes and clothes before entering the home. Everyone should reduce exposure to household chemicals. And in some cases, dirty may be better — the EPA sug gests keeping exposure to newly dry-cleaned clothes, which have perchloroethylene emissions, to a mini mum. For pillows, there are dust-mite-proof cases, and toxin-free alternatives abound. After Michaels leaves my house — with my promise I’ll consider a Guardian and Floor Pro — the carpet does indeed dry quickly, and I let the nests sit on the kitchen chair for a while. Hesitant to even wash the counters before investigating the ingredients o f my household cleaning arsenal, I make up my mother-in-law’s bed, open the windows and go for a walk where it’s much safer: outdoors. ®

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Gov. Douglas’ talents with a Blowin' In th e Wind? — scissors and shovel at ribbon-cut Northeast Kingdom Republican tings and groundbreakings is maverick Vince IUuzzi is up to almost legendary. Like his prede his eyeballs in windmills and cessor, Slim Jim has kept the hydro dams this session. Sen. extreme wing o f his party at arm’s Illuzzi is the leading “voice crying length while taking liberal posi in the wilderness” on the issue o f tions on a host o f issues. Vermont’s energy future. He has Simply put, Jim Douglas has the “radical” idea that the state yet to give voters a reason to get should not be playing cheerleader rid o f him. Clavelle’s challenge and protector for Green will be to articulate such a reason. Mountain Power and CV PS, the “This administration is long big investor-owned electric utili on rhetoric and short on results,” Clavelle said in a Seven Days inter ties. Public power, says Vince, is the way to go. view. 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It’s clean, Where will Moonie be looking renewable energy and it would for soft spots in Jim m y D ’s armor? mean cheap power forever — The Burlington mayor charged something you’d expect the busi the current ruler’s administration ness-friendly Douglas administra is “moving in the wrong direction tion to latch onto. on a couple o f fronts.” Clavelle Unfortunately, our utilitymentioned Jim bo’s “flawed energy friendly Gov doesn’t share Illuzzi’s strategy” and “health care” as vision. issues on which he’ll be taking the “The people o f Vermont can’t offensive. forget those dam s,” said Vince. “Invincibility,” said Clavelle, “The day o f reckoning is coming. “is not a tag I would apply to If we pass it up, our ancestors will [Douglas].” say we blew it.” Mayor Moonie also said he has On the wind-power front, Sen. a “big beef” with the national Illuzzi told Seven Days he will GOP. “The Republican Party introduce a resolution calling on does not represent the long-term the Public Service Board to seek interests o f voters or Americans,” counsel from the environmental he said. “Nationally, it’s the radi board on land-use issues regarding cal party. In this state it’s not windmills on ridge lines. Even quite so radical, but it’s still the though Vince has a little wind minority party.” generator at his Newport villa, Some suggest having Howard he’s sensitive to concerns o f wind Dean top the national Democratic mill opponents who fear 300ticket in November will spark a foot-high wind turbines will harm huge turnout locally, one that will real estate values in the Kingdom. hurt Douglas’ reelection chances. Ah, beauty remains in the eye It’s something the governor says o f the beholder. he has thought about. “Vermonters are so independ M aking Law — That is, after all, ent, and split their tickets prodi what the legislature does. And this giously,” he said. “We don’t have a year we’ve spotted a few cuties straight party box on the ballot that recently have been intro like we did up until the 1970s. duced. Many people support Howard Vermont whistleblowers will Dean in his current quest and sleep better if S.270 makes it support me in my effort to retain though the sausage grinder. this position. So I’m not too con Introduced by Democrat Sen. cerned.” Peter Welch and others, the bill Imagine the Dean/Douglas states: “N o employer shall dis bumper stickers? But under Mr. Confident’s charge, threaten or otherwise dis criminate against any employee leadership, charged Clavelle, regarding any employee’s compen “there seems to be an inclination to expend extraordinary amounts - sation, terms, conditions, loca tion, or privileges o f employment o f political energy to represent the based on any whistleblowing.” interests o f those with money and Cool. power.” He said that, so far, How about one for the o f shot Douglas’ team has extended “spe and a beer crowd? Welch and cial treatment to those who don’t Sens. Jo h n Cam pbell and Matt need it.” Dunne are there for you! The old Progressive can still Under S.269 state liquor laws dish out the class-warfare rhetoric, would be changed to “permit a eh? consumer to carry no more than Asked how he’ll overcome Jim two open containers o f alcoholic Douglas’ squeaky-clean, nice-guy beverages at one time.” image, Clavelle said he’d “heard One for each hand, eh? that George W. Bush is also affa Also on the food and beverage ble.” But this is not about “per front, Sen. Ginny Lyons has sonality,” said da mayor. “This is introduced S.241. 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sore” and a drain on m unicipal resources. Its owners, Dr. Subbarao G utti and Sathyavathi G utti o f Centerport, New York, still owe thousands o f dollars in back taxes and assessments. W aterbury police say that over the years they received “a wide variety o f com plaints” about the place and suspect it was .. on ce the center o f a local drug ring; State inspectors note that they, too, fielded num erous com plaints from motel resi dents over the years and cited its owners repeatedly for fire-code violations. N o t surprisingly, som e local residents weren’t sorry to see the motel go. But those who know o f the building’s histori cal significance fear that its recent reputa tion will thwart efforts to save it. M ore over, they worry that even if this historic landm ark doesn’t succum b to the ele ments, it m ay fall into the hands o f anoth er out-of-state developer who is more interested in its value as prim e downtown real estate. A nd that, says Village President T h om as Stevens, w ould be a loss not only to Waterbury, but to all Vermonters. “We don’t often have opportunities to redevelop a property downtown, especially historic properties,” says Stevens. “We

steady, freezing rain falls through the charred rafters o f an old brick house on South M ain Street in downtown Waterbury. W hat was once an elegant front door now hangs ajar, revealing the extensive internal dam age caused by an electrical fire more than a year ago. Inside, water trickles down an oak banister and i pools in the front foyer. A few m onths ago, the Vermont D epartm ent o f Labor and Industry ordered a chain-link fence put up around the property to protect the public from bricks that occasionally tumble from the second floor in a strong wind. But there’s no sign that the building’s owners are trying to save this antebellum home from the weather or the wrecking ball. In fact, only an engraved granite plaque hints at the building’s historical value. T h e house, which was built in 1850 and is list ed in the N ational Register o f H istoric Places, was the longtim e hom e o f W illiam Wells, Verm ont’s m ost prom inent Civil War hero. Wells was born and raised in Waterbury, enlisted as a private in the First Vermont Cavalry and eventually rose to the rank o f general. H e was awarded the M edal o f H onor for his exploits on the battlefield at Gettysburg, where a stat-

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ue o f him now stands. A sim ilar statue in Burlington’s Battery Park com m em orates Wells’ military career, as does a plaque in the Vermont Statehouse. But a hand-painted sign outside Wells’ childhood hom e advertises the building’s m ore recent, less auspicious history — as a seedy inn for transients and low-income residents. From 1989 until D ecem ber 2 0 0 2 , the building was known as the Gateway M otel, an establishment som e W aterbury officials describe as “an eye-

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don’t have m uch left here in Waterbury. To give it up w ithout trying w ould do a disservice to who we were, and who we are, as a com m unity.” Stevens also serves as vice president o f Revitalizing Waterbury, a nonprofit histor ical preservation society. In recent m onths he has been on a one-m an cam paign to resurrect the W illiam Wells H ouse and put it to use as affordable housing, m unic ipal offices, a new town library or som e other com mercial venture. A recent struc-

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tors to the Gateway M otel repeatedly and issued several fines for fire-code violations, including one for a faulty firealarm system. But even after the building burned in 2002, Desrochers says his office had to be “pretty persistent with the owner” to secure the site and safeguard public safety. Likewise, Waterbury M unicipal M anager Bill Shepeluk notes that G utti has long been a drain on the m unic ipality. “For as long as the cur rent owner has had the property, he has always had difficulty pay ing his bills. Tax bills have rou tinely been in arrears, as have water and sewer bills,” Shepeluk says. “T he property is in a very prom inent area o f our com m u nity and everyone would agree that we want it redeveloped and m ade into som ething that is attractive, functional and fits in with the village environm ent.” Other officials aren’t just annoyed at the Guttis for letting one o f W aterbury’s few remain ing landmarks languish. Stevens is also angry at the Small Business Adm inistration, which holds the m ortgage on the prop erty, for apparently allowing the owners’ fire insurance to lapse. Such a policy would have paid for a new roo f m onths ago. “ I want to know that the SBA knows how historic this building is,” Stevens says. “We’re not try ing to save a fleabag motel. We’re trying to save a historic structure. A nd if you lose a part o f history, you lose a part o f yourself.” Neither the SB A nor the U .S. attorney’s office will com m ent on this case, as it’s now in litiga tion. But in a letter to the village president several m onths ago, SB A D istrict Director Kenneth Silvia explained, “It is not sur prising that a seasonal business reliant on tourism could have been negatively im pacted by the

econom ic ups and downs o f W aterbury and the State o f Vermont over the last 14 years.” Silvia pointed out som e o f the m any projects in which the SBA has invested over the years in Waterbury, including Green • M ountain C offee Roasters, the Stagecoach Inn, Snowfire and A rvad’s, to name a few. Stevens doesn’t dispute the SBA’s other success stories in W aterbury; he sim ply says that the Gateway M otel wasn’t one o f them. A nd he takes issue with the characterization o f the Gateway M otel as a “seasonal business reliant on tourism .” “When he says that ‘Dr. and Mrs. Gutti have operated the motel since 1989,’ it sounds like a nice little couple from New Jersey bought a bed-and-breakfast because they came up to Ver m ont and liked it here,” says Stevens. “T h at place didn’t cater to tourists. It was a fleabag motel. To me, this is spin, that’s all.” Reached last week during a visit to Vermont, Dr. G utti w ould not com m ent on the m otel’s sketchy past or his cur rent plans for the property, except to say that he has found a bank and som e local investors who are interested in fixing it up “as soon as possible.” W hen asked about the house’s historic significance, G utti said he didn’t know anything about it. But Stevens is skeptical o f G u tti’s 11 th-hour claim s about saving this old house. “ H e’s just not cooperative. H e’s been in our com m unity for 13 years, but he hasn’t been a part o f our tow n,” Stevens says. “ We do not believe he has the means to do so, and even if he did, his histo ry shows his follow-through will not be as lofty as his w ords.” In the m eantim e, Stevens can only watch as the snow, and the bricks, continue to fall. ®

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“ Hell”— that’s what conservative rag The National Review called Vermont on the cover o f its October 13, 2003 issue. In his story, writer Jonah Goldberg — who has never lived in Vermont — claims that Howard Dean and his min ions have all but evicted the real Ver monters, turning the state into an “Epcot Center exhibit o f Green Socialism.” This trash-talk is all too familiar here. The anti-Act 60 movement said it in the 1990s, the Take Backsters repeated it in 2000. The dialogue has long been part of a statewide conversation over what it means to be a Vermonter. But now that our ex-governor is running for president, a nationwide audience is listening in. At this very moment, researchers from the media and rival campaigns are scouring Howard Dean’s papers for gaffes and clamoring for access to his sealed fdes. The brouhaha illustrates an important point: Historical records are key to understanding the past, and can be useful in shaping the future. In Vermont, many organizations pre serve historical assets, including state archives, library special-collections departments and local history groups. But

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the Vermont Historical Society, founded in 1838, is the only organization that collects and exhibits documents and artifacts from all over the state. VHS boasts more than 20,000 objects from “precontact times” to the present; 42,000 cat alogued publications; 30,000 photos; 8700 broadsides; 1000 maps; and film and microfilm records. In March 1992, the bulk of this treasure was nearly lost. Peter Mallary, a 10-year member and former presi dent of the VHS Board of Trustees, recalls the near catastrophe, in which an ice jam on the Winooski River caused flooding in downtown Montpelier. A state legislator from Newbury at the time, he ducked out o f a session to check on the VHS materials, located in the Pavilion Building next door. Most o f the collection was stored in the basement — below the floodplain. Mallary found water seeping into the basement — and rising. “We had a disas ter waiting to happen on our hands,” he says. Mallary rounded up idle legislators and lobbyists, who formed a reverse bucket brigade, evacuating boxes o f cen turies-old books, daguerrotypes and genealogical information. Remarkably, nothing was damaged. In fact, the flood was a blessing in disguise, because three weeks later a steam pipe burst. “It literally rained in there for 12 hours,” says Mallary. “If we hadn’t gotten everything out when we did, we would have lost 50 to 70 percent o f the collection.” For years it had been apparent that the VHS space was inadequate — its 14,000 square feet housed a museum, a library, offices and the amateurish storage facility. Shortly after the flood, Mallary joined the Board o f Trustees, and the organization hunted for a new home. They eventually found it in Barre — in 2000, VHS bought the former Spaulding School, situated on a hill over

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looking downtown. Built in 1891, the imposing Romanesque fortress cost them only a dollar. Why so little? The 60,000 square-foot building had been vacant for five years. Pipes had burst. The floor had buckled. When the restoration began, crews had to enter in hazmat suits. “There was enough rat, bird and pigeon poop in the building to fertilize every farm in the staft,” recalls newly minted VTJS director J. Kevin Graffagnino. The renovations are now halfway complete, thanks to an ambitious capital campaign begun in 1998. So far, VHS has raised $7.5 million from members, foundations and government grants. The partially finished Vermont History Center, which houses the library, admin istrative offices and storage, has been open since July 2002. In 2001 the VHS museum on the first floor o f the Pavilion Building was closed for renovations. When it reopens in March, it will present an exhibit covering more than 400 years of Vermont history. Along with its physical facilities, V H S’ mission also seems to be evolving. Leading the charge is Graffagnino — a tireless champion of all things aged who says he “burns with a white-hot passion for history.” Under his leadership, the Society is reaching out to Vermonters and inviting them to learn, and help tell, the state’s story.

When Graffagnino, 49, took the director’s job last April, then-President Mallary applauded his arrival in the V H S’ Spring 2003 newsletter. “Kevin is arguably the preeminent Vermont histori an of his generation,” Mallary wrote. In the accompanying photo, Graffagnino stands among the stacks in the Center’s refurbished library. A broad smile suggests his excitement at becoming the administrative head o f VHS. Actually, he looks a little crazed — a condition he verifies in a recent interview: “I’d wear a button that says ‘I’m a history nut,’ if I could find one,” he says. Sitting behind a desk, Graffagnino doesn’t seem all that nutty. His closecropped brown hair, tie and clearly enun ciated speech mark him as a professional academic or a businessman — as C EO of a historical society, he’s technically both. But ask him about the Allen brothers and he gets a gleam in his eye. He compares Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain

Boys to Hell’s Angels, and waxes poetic on old Ira: “This is someone who has nerve, who has guts, who’s very, very good at revolutionary politics and intrigue.” Graffagnino traces his love of old stuff back to his childhood in Montpelier, where his family moved from upstate New York when he was 8. While other kids were playing baseball, he was haunt ing museums and antique auctions. The first historic item he acquired, at age 12, was a hand-painted ceramic perfume bot tle from the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair. He got it from a friend who had found it in his grandmother’s house. “I was just fascinated by it,” Graffagnino says. “And he charged me a quarter for it. I still have it at home, and if the house ever burns, it’s one of the first things I’m saving.” Graffagnino’s passion for the past led him to study history at the University of Vermont, where he earned his bachelor’s and master’s degrees. Then, in 1978, he took a job in the university library’s Special Collections department. Within a year he joined the VHS Board o f Trustees — at 24, the youngest person ever to do so. During his 17-year career at UVM, Graffagnino rose to department head, meanwhile commuting to the University of Massachusetts at Amherst to earn his Ph.l!X A prolific scholar, he penned dozens o f books and articles about Vermont history. Eventually, Graffagnino’s career led him out o f Vermont. In 1995 he became the library director at the State Historical Society o f Wisconsin, which has a collec tion o f 3.6 million printed materials. Four years later he moved again, becom ing the director and CEO o f the Kentucky Historical Society. There he managed 92 employees and a budget o f $7 million. His new position at VHS is actually a step down, in a sense — with 15 employees and a $ 1.4 million budget, it’s comparatively small. But for Graffagnino and his wife, it was a wel come opportunity to come home.

It was a great time to return. Graffagnino happily notes that he gets to work in “a history palace.” He lists the History Center’s renovation highlights as if showing off a new car. There’s the origi nal American chestnut wainscot that the contractors recovered in the foyer, and original pressed-tin ceilings throughout

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the building. Graffagnino is particularly fond of two sets of stained-glass windows in the library stacks room. Perched atop the main windows, the stained-glass panels were hidden by an industrial foam drop-ceiling. Their dis covery was a complete surprise. “No one had seen those windows for 60 years!” Graffagnino exclaims. The new basement storage space is equally impressive. VHS Librarian Paul Carnahan f •"V ;■! is. t jfl: . * ; • • • ■ : ;■ gives me a tour or the area. He swipes a passkey over a sensor, then pushes the button to summon the elevator. When we reach the basement, the doors open onto blackness, and he flips on the lights. The first thing I notice is a loud hiss — the building’s climate-control system, Carnahan explains. Temperature is maintained at 61 degrees, with 30 percent humidity. The boxes and books sit on enormous movable metal shelves that glide along tracks built into the newly poured concrete floor. Carnahan invites me to move them. I turn a small, threeprOnged metal handle at the end o f one stack. The entire wall o f boxes glides noiselessly to the side with roughly the same amount of effort as opening a can o f tuna. “I don’t know how many thousands o f pounds you can move,” comments the bespectacled librarian. What we’re moving is the history of Vermont. Carnahan lifts a large, leather-bound book that practically creaks when he opens it. The ornate calligraphy on the title, page identi fies it as Acts and Conventions and State Papers, 1775-1791. Carnahan turns the pages careful ly, until he finds what he’s looking for — a copy o f the act of Congress that admitted Vermont into the Union. The paper, which early archivists sealed onto the page, is dated February 18, 1791. It’s signed by Thomas Jefferson. Wearing white cotton gloves, Carnahan pulls out a few more treasures: a book o f handdrawn maps o f Lake Champlain, circa 1779; a box o f the earliest known photographic images o f the state; a first edition o f Ethan Allen’s page-turner, Reason the Only Oracle o f Man. This is all really cool, but I prefer the items in M SS 24. The plain cardboard folder con tains three envelopes and some papers from Sylvester Bird Rockwell o f Middlebury, a busi nessman who penned “hygenic verses” extolling vegetarianism. His colorful envelopes are covered with pithy sayings such as “Cows were not made to be eaten.” A 21st-century flatlander? Nope — the paper is dated 1880. Though the general public isn’t allowed into the vault, anybody can request to see these fas cinating historical materials, Carnahan explains.

Use of the library costs $5. This is not to say the public will ever see all of it; the library will attract mainly serious history-heads. But Graffagnino acknowledges that histori ans aren’t the only audience VHS serves. “We can’t exist and thrive solely on the history nuts like me, or the genealogists alone, or the Civil War reenactors alone,” he says. “We’d be serv ing less than 1 percent of the state’s popula tio n ” That’s why VHS has equally ambitious plans for its Vermont History Museum. Over the last three decades, hundreds of thousands of school children have filed past the museum’s display cases in the Pavilion Building, including the mounted Catamount, reportedly the last one shot in Vermont. The new exhibit, “ Freedom and Unity, One Ideal, Many Stories,” is scheduled to open in March. In designing it, curator Jackie Calder says she drew on feedback from people who claimed that history was boring. “We were always hear

When they get tired, visitors watch a 15minute film about fostering democracy. It fea tures three issues that have forced Vermonters to grapple with their interpretations of free dom and unity: the anti-slavery movement, women’s suffrage and civil unions. Cunning ham concedes the footage of the civil-unions debate has “definite potential for controversy,” especially in this election year. In any case, the democracy film will likely accomplish th e ^ H S museum’s main objective: helping Vermonters connect the states past to its present. After the walking tour, visitors will be invited to contribute their own stories and to comment on recent newspaper headlines. The Society is also promoting dialogue through programs in Vermont communities. The VHS offers local historical societies lec tures and workshops in historical preservation techniques and helps them plan for the popu lar Vermont History Expo. Launched in 2000

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in m y head. I’m distracted anyway, when Merkel brings out the big guns: the numbers. Worldwide resource consum ption currently exceeds the Earth’s capacity to replenish itself by 2 0 percent. By 2 0 50, that overshoot will have risen to 88 percent. To share the Earth equitably w ithout over straining it, we would each have to make do with a yearly share o f 4 .7 acres’ worth o f resources, or $ 3 900. Love nature and want to set aside a chunk o f the Earth for trees and critters? Lower your share to $980. T h e average American, by contrast, earns $ 2 9 ,2 4 0 annually and gobbles up 24 acres’ worth o f the planet’s produce. I f I want to fulfill m y N ew Year’s resolu tion to simplify, it seems, I’ll have to absorb a drop in living standard. D ownsize by degrees; focus on the journey not the goal, I m utter like a m antra as I approach the meaty part o f Merkel’s book. T h is is where you learn just how m uch o f Earth’s bounty you waste every day, where it goes, and how not to be a pig in the global, buffet line. T h e first step is to estimate your “ecological footprint” — the acreage o f Earth devoted to fulfilling your yearly needs. There’s sim ple math involved, and I conserve precious energy by using the book’s flyleaf instead o f a calculator. M y footprint turns out to be 14.8 acres, well below the national average — though this rests in large part on iffy calls such as “ I generate m uch less

waste than m y neighbors.” Anyway, my m om ent o f sustain ability holier-than-thouness is short-lived, as Merkel breezily inform s me, “ If everyone lived like you, we would need 3.2 planets.” It’s a long road ahead.

T he next step is to ditch those wim py estimates and find out how m uch o f the Earth’s bounty you really squander by calculat ing your “m onthly flows” and “m onthly stocks.” T h e first fig ure is a cinch — it’s just a ques tion o f recording all the Stu ff you get your hands on this m onth and use up within the next six. For instance, if you pick up four copies o f Seven Days this m onth and recycle them, you are consum ing 584 square yards, or m ore than a tenth o f an acre. D on ’t even think about that Sunday Times! M onthly stocks are another • matter. In order to figure the ecological footprint o f every object cluttering your hom e, from the heirloom armoire down to the remains o f the dried-fruit assortm ent Aunt Linda sent you last Christm as, you have to weigh it. T h at’s right: Weigh everything, price it, and estim ate its usable life. In a burst o f enthusiasm , I drag the food scale out o f the kitchen and weigh the first objects that com e to hand. Buffy D V D s: 1.25 pounds, $38. Pointy-toed boots I got on sale: 2 pounds, $70. C hoosing not to have what M erkel calls a “deep encounter” with the rest o f my

possessions: priceless. I cunningly decide that if I were to invest in a scale big enough to weigh my refrigerator, I w ould merely increase m y total footprint. Besides, I get enough o f a sustainability w orkout just by reading M erkel’s tips. “Som e [m ajor appliances] have funny weight distribution, so you m ight want to weigh the right side, then the left side and add them together.” “ I f you are excit ed by the process o f taking stock,” he goes on, playing ecocheerleader, “do it all in a whirl wind, m aking quick estim ates.” A nd when you’re done, “Treat yourself to a long walk in the forest — you deserve it!” T h is is my cue to crack open a cold beer (.01 acre footprint, not counting the glass bottle) and confront the fact that I’m not excited by the process o f taking stock. N o t only do I not deserve a long walk in the forest, I don’t particularly want one — it’s cold out there. “W hy not cut to the chase?” I wonder. “ Clearly I’m a global hog. W hy not find out the worst? W hat will I have to give up i f I’m serious about sticking to m y fair share o f the Earth?” I put away the scale and take a virtual journey to sustainability. In a chapter called “ T h e W iseacre C hallenge,” Merkel gives us the skinny on how to live on one, three, and six acres’ worth o f S tu ff per year. T h e author him self nibbles the annu al equivalent o f three acres and sets his “personal sustainability »

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My m oment of sustain ability holierthan-thou n ess is short-lived, a s Merkel breezily informs me, “If everyone lived like you, we would need 3.2 planets.” dreary meals o f hom e-sprouted beans. But wait — I don’t. “ I excluded paid entertainment [from the budget],” Merkel explains patiently, “ based on the premise that free fun is abundant in the universe.” I close the book and fall back into m y uneasy slumber. T h is time, upbeat soundbites from R adical Sim plicity loop through m y head. “ There are no ecopolice!” Merkel insists, when I tell him I really don’t want to ditch m y T V ju st yet. A nd when I hum bly explain that I think his idea o f “fun” is a bit m ore utilitarian than m ine, he soothes me with a reminder that “guilt, fear and anxiety won’t help.” H e’s a nice guy, and he seems confident that eventually I’ll com e around to a state o f m ind in which I’m willing to forgo em ail and cen tral heating. Slipping deeper into uncon sciousness, I have a dream right ou t o f a dystopian novel.

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U nder President Merkel, every American citizen has pledged to live “ Frontier H ouse” -style. T he eco-cops knock on our doors daily to make sure we’re not eating meat or exceeding our allowance o f kilowatt hours from the com m unal genera tor. T he wonders o f nature have becom e our primary source o f entertainment, along with m eeting the chal lenges o f living o ff the land in a state that has a blink-andyou-missed-it growing season. But instead o f relaxing and “ loving m y lim its,” as Merkel puts it, I find that m y sustain able dream-life is full o f bit terness and paranoia. W hen I’m not stocking the root cel lar and running the laundry through the handwringer, I’m obsessing over the possibility that som eone out there is still living the 24-acre high life. D oes Bill Gates have a private generator? Is M artha Stewart hiding a stash o f nonbiodegradable household cleansers? A nd what about those one-acre folks in India? N ow that we’ve voluntarily sim plified, is it possible they’ve decided to take u p our slack by using two or three times their share? T h is time, waking to my room cluttered with S tu ff is an im m ense relief. I’ve “deeply encountered” m y own selfishness and realized that I can’t ditch it as easily as I can my material possessions. Sure, I m ight take som e baby steps toward sustainability, but I’ll have to accept the fact that they’ll probably be cancelled out by m y neighbor’s shiny new SUV. G rand gestures o f frugality are out o f the ques tion. T hen I have a brilliant idea. W hy not becom e a “boomeranger” — one o f those outof-work twenty- or thirtysom ethings who return to the parental hom e in order to live o ff m om and dad? I’ve heard such folks slandered as “slack ers” and “freeloaders,” but Merkel would see them for what they are — bold pio neers o f sim ple living. W hile self-esteem issues have kept me from adopting this lifestyle so far, Radical Sim plicity has liberated me from the tyranny o f m iddleclass expectation. I f grandm a asks me where the greatgrandkids are, I’ll tell her I didn’t want to contribute to w orld population growth. If dad wants to know when I’m going to move out o f the basement, I can whip out Merkel and a calculator and show him that sharing a dwelling, T V and car dram at ically reduces m y ecological footprint — and his! Stop berating s e lf fo r being a “loser” in W estem-capitalistglobalist-consumerist terms. N ow there’s a N ew Year’s reso lution worth keeping. (Z) 1

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W E D .0 7 :: burlington area IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC.

TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

JU LIET MCVICKER, TOM CLEARY & JOHN RIVERS (ja z z), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC.

LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Iris h ), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (ja z z), Red Square, 10 p.m . NC.

MISSY BLY, THE SMITTENS, CARS CAN BE BLUE, SHUMAI (indie-rock), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $7.

VORCZA (fun k-jazz). Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

COLLEGE NIGHT W /DJ ROBBIE J . (top 40 dance), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m . $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin's, 10 p.m . NC.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, The Pour House, 9 p.m . NC. HIP-HOP D JS, The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley PAUL GEREMIA (b lu es), Good Times Cafe, 8 p.m . $12.

LADIES' NIGHT, City Lim its, 9 p.m. NC. MONSTER HITS KARAOKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m . NC.

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:: southern SHOOTYZGROOVE, NEW BLOOD REVIVAL (modern rock), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8-10.

T H U .0 8 :: burlington area THE SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (ja z z), Radio Bean, 6 p.m . NC, followed by

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:: Champlain valley TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (D J), City Lim its, 9 p.m . NC.

LIVE MUSIC, Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: c e n tra l FUNKY MIRACLE (fu n k ), Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

TRINITY (Iris h ), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3.

JIM (ro ck), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

GREEN EGGS & SPAM (ro ck), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

:: n o rth e rn ABBY JENNE & STACY STARKWEATHER (folk-rock), Bee's Knees, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

OSHE (groove), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC. RETRO ('80s-'90s dance/hip-hop; DJ Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

:: southern FIGHTING GRAVITY (modern rock), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m . $8-10.

NOBBY REED PROJECT (b lu es), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. $12.

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SAT. 1 O :: burlington area TOM BANJO (old-tim e), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC.

DJ PHILGOOD, KEDHIS (techno/house), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $6.

JIM BRANCA (jump blues), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m . NC.

VOICE (live hip-hop/drum 'n' bass), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

CAMUEL CROSS (ja z z), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC.

RETRONOME ('70s-'80s D Js), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

SIMON (pop-rock), Nectar's, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MR. FRENCH (rock), 10:30 p.m. NC.

MASSIVE (D Js), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (hip-hop/reggae/old school; DJs Robbie J . , Kwik & Big A ), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $4/13. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b D Js), Ruben Jam es, 10 p.m. NC.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. UP, DOWN & STRANGE (ja z z), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

NAKED AMBITION (ro ck), Trackside' Tavern, 9 p.m . NC.

STUR CRAZIE (ro ck), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC.

SAND BLIZZARD (ro ck), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny 0's, 9 p.m. N C .f

c h a m p ia ln v a lle y DANCE PARTY (D J), City Lim its, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: c e n t r a l ERO (singer-songwriter), Riverwalk Records, 7 p.m . NC.

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Thursday Jan. 8

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FIGHTING GRAVITY W/GLEN PLANE OF RSN

Sunday Jan. II

Nessa Rabin Alexis Smith

THE FUZZ BAND

traditional Thai dance by

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BUCH SPIELER MUSIC, MONTPELIER

EXILE ON MAIN ST., BARRE

VERMONT BOOK SHOP, MIDDLEBURY

PEACOCK MUSIC, PLATTSBURGH

L BURNERS, BURLINGTON

1. Outkast — Speaker-

1. Various A rtists —

1. Third Eye Blind — Third

1. Sheryl Crow — Very

Vermont: Kitchen Tunks and Parlor Songs 2. Outkast — Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

Eye Blind 2. Toby Keith — Shock ’n'

1. Josh Groban — Closer 2. Norah Jones — Come

1. G Unit — Beg fo r Mercy 2. Jo e Beats — Conspiracy 3. Del the Funky Homosapien — Future

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 7

THE SMITTENS MISSY BLY / SHUMAI CARS CAN BE BLUE

TOP S ELLER S AT LOCAL IN D EPEN D EN T RECORD STORES. DATE: SUNDAY 1 2/28-SATURDAY 0 1 /0 3

M boxxx/The Love Below 2. The Mars Volta — Live 3. Postal Service — Give

Up 4. The Shins — Oh,

3. Sarah McLachlan —

Afterglow

Inverted World 5. Sigur Ros — ( ) 6. Warren Zevon — The

4. The Beatles — Let I t

B e ... Naked 5. Van Morrison — What's

Wind Mountain Soundtrack 8. The Thrills — So Much For the City 9. The Darkness —

Permission to Land 10. The Rapture — Echoes

rail

3. Big Trout Radio —

G-Unit — G-Unit Blink 182 — Blink 182 Kid Rock — Kid Rock Kelis — Tasty Jo ss Stone — Soulful Fefe Dobson — Fefe

Songs About Fishing 4. A l Green — I Can't Stop 5. Vivaldi — Gloria 6. Various A rtists — Cold Mountain Soundtrack 7. Mary Chapin Carpenter — The Essential Mary

Dobson

Wrong With This Picture?

7. Various A rtists — Cold

3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8.

Away With Me

Wind 7. Sting — Sacred Love 8. Norah Jones — Come

3. Gibson Brothers —

Bona Fide Michael Buble 5. Sarah McLachlan —

Afterglow Goes By: The Great American Songbook Vol. 2

Album 9. Babatunde Olatunji —

Away With Me

10. Sarah McLachlan —

Afterglow

9. Jack Johnson — On

and On

Reggae Acapellas Vol. 1 9. Soul Position —

Million Stories

10. Westside Connection — Gangsta Nation

7. Perfect Circle —

Thirteenth Step

Drums o f Passion

Development GZA — Liquid Swords Jay-Z — The Black Album GZA — Instrumentals Non-Prophets — Hope

6. 7. 8. Various A rtists —

6. Rod Stewart — As Time

8. Cecilia Bartoli — Salieri

Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem 10. Baby Bash — The Smokin' Nephew

4. 5.

4. Michael Buble —

Chapin Carpenter

9. Kenny Chesney — No

6. Warren Zevon — The

Best Of 2. Nickelback — Long Road

8. Dido — Life fo r Rent 9. Coldplay — Live 2003 10. Primus — Pork Soda

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WEDNESDAY JANUARY 14

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THURSDAY JANUARY 15

LUTHER WRIGHT AND THE WRONGS m THE MIDDLE 8

10. Emmylou Harris —

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JUPITER KINGS (ro ck), Charlie 0's, 9:30 DANA MONTEITH (country roots rock),

IQ p.m . NC.

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (D Js), Club

CLUB MIX (top 40, house, techno,

Metronome, 10 p.m . $3.

Purple Moon Pub, 8:3 0 p.m . $4.

dance, hip-hop, reggae; DJ Q.D.O.),

MARCIA DAVIS & OUTRO (reggae),

Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+

OPEN MIKE, Nectar's, 8 p.m. NC.

before 11 p.m.

FREESTYLE (hip-hop/r&b D J),

Eclipse Theater, 8 p.m. $10. AA.

MANIFEST NEXTO ME (live hiphop/acid-jazz), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9

GREEN EGGS & SPAM (rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

Express Exotica, 43 Center S t., Brandon, 7:30 p.m . $5.

College, Craftsbury Common, 8 p.m. $4.

Sic Hall, 8 p.m ^$12.

GREENSBORO BLUES JAM, Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m . $5. AA.

JIM DANIELS, JIM MCGINNIS & TYLER BOLES (old-tim e, bluegrass), Bee's Knees, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

ANTHONY GERACI (ja z z), Emily's, Stowehof In n , 7 p.m . NC.

SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE (eclectic new bands), Sami's Harmony Pub,

QUEER LOUNGE, Waiting Room, 9 p.m.

6 p.m. NC.

NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

MONDAY JANUARY 19

House, 9 p.m . NC.

4 :? c h a m p lain v a lle y

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JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES, Two Brothers Tavern, 11:30 a.m . NC.

:: n o rth e rn

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 21

SWALE

OPEN MIKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m . NC.

:: s o u t h e r n FUZZ (groove), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8-

b u riin g to n a r e a

ONIONZ METRO LOUNGE

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS

OPEM (open mike nig ht), The Monkey

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m . NC.

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MONDAY JANUARY 18

Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

GARNETT ROGERS (singer-songwriter),

SATURDAY JANUARY 17

^ $ 8 adv/$10 dos

APRIL MARCH

p.m . NC.

THE PERFECT SANDWICH (ro ck),

W aiti|Kj Room, 7 p.m. $3.

Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8-10.

CONTRADANCE, Dunbar Hall, Sterling

GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 10

Poetry Slam , art by David Weine),

FIGHTING GRAVITY (modern rock),

:: n o rth e rn

KARAOKE, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

MIDDLE 8 (country rock; artsPROJECT;

ECLECTIC DANCE PARTY, Babylon

p.m. NC.

TREY ANASTASIO BAND

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC.

Rasputin's, 10 p.m . NC/$7. 18+

so u th e rn

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MANIFEST NEXTO ME SATURDAY JANUARY 24

OLD-TIME SESSIONS, Radio Bean,

AL ANDERSON

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GEOFF KIM TRIO (jazz ), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by ANDREW

w orld w ith ju s t h is g u ita r and a head fu ll of

BEDARD TRIO (ja z z), 9 p.m. NC. SONNY & PERLEY (international

so n g s. Though he jo k e s ab o u t b eing born in

cabaret), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC.

LINK UP (reggae D Js), Red Square, 9

th e "P ro v id e n c e R iv e r Delta

BLUESDAY W /JIM BRANCA, Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

W ith 12- and s ix - s trin g g u ita rs , h arm o n ica

J . (retro/'80s), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

0X0N 0ISE (rock), J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

th e e m o tio n a l in te n s ity of tru e b lu e s. T h is

JOSH DODES (singer-songwriter), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

W ednesday, Ja n u a ry 7, G erem ia p lays

ALEJANDRO TORRENS (Latin ja z z ; mem H in e sb u rg 's Good Tim es Cafe,

Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (ja z z), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

HAPPYTOWNE (ro ck), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m . NC.

COLLEGE NIGHT W /DJ ROBBIE J . (top 40 dance), Millennium Nightclub,

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC.

TRASHBACK W/TRICKY PAT & ROBBIE

pian o and a h a u n tin g v o ic e , G erem ia co n ju re s

cabaret), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC.

LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Iris h ), Ri Ra Irish

10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

p.m. NC. s o u lfu l sound o f th e g enre's so u th e rn g reats.

SONNY & PERLEY (international

ber of Grupo Sabor), The Monkey .

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, The Pour House, 9 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP D JS, The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

House, 9 p.m. NC.

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

n o rth e rn CELTIC JAM SESSION, The Village Cup, 7 p.m. NC.

CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter; member

MARK SIMOS (singer-songwriter), Good Times Cafe, 8 p.m. $10.

of Mud City Ramblers), Bee's Knees,

LADIES' NIGHT, City Lim its, 9 p.m. NC.

7 p.m. NC. AA.

MONSTER HITS KARAOKE, Otter Creek

PAUL DOUSE/MARK ABAIR/PHOTON PHIL (acoustic trio ), Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

GHISLAINE (p iano), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE W/THE HARDLUCK KID, Kacey's, 8:30 p.m. NC.

Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: c e n t r a l ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE (hosted by Uncle Buzz), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: c e n t r a l OPEN MIKE, Purple Moon Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC. ®

WED.1 4 :: b u rlin g to n a r e a IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC.

TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live each day as if it were your last! Grab your favourite hairbrush and air guitar for a night of Celtic cuisine, great gargle and a brilliant band. All live.

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Saturday January ior 10pm Jimmy Branca R> R.i Irish Pub and Restanmr' 123 Church St.. Burlington, (p) 802 8609401 wvw.rira.com

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revie w th is TRINITY, D AN C IN G TO FOOL TH E B U L L Y (Self-released, CD) The acoustic trio Trinity are a recent entry into the Vermont Irish bar-band sweepstakes. There are nearly a dozen "Celtic" bands vying for gigs in north ern Vermont, and with the notable exception of Wood's Tea Company, who tour all over the country constantly, nearly all are underemployed. Trinity deal out a mix of too-familiar songs and fiddle tunes on their debut CD, Dancing to Fool the Bully, interspers ing them with a few refreshing origi nal songs and instrumentals played on whistle, fiddle and guitar. It's a mys tery why they decided to include both "Little Beggarman" and "Little RedHaired Boy" on the disc — the two numbers are musically identical. "Phoenix Lowering," a number written by the band and sung by resident fid dler Katrina VanTyne, is far and away the most memorable track here, and is a good start for the group if they're interested in developing more original music. The band is celebrating with a CD release party at Burlington's Ri Ra (the home turf of Last Night's Joy, another Vermont Irish bar band) this Thursday, and at the Purple Moon Pub in Waitsfield on Friday.

M IS S Y B LY ,

CLEA N B E E

(Self-released, CD) Though Burlington rocker-gal Missy Bly's latest disc wasn't released until mid-December, its tracks were recorded way back in the summer of '01. For some reason, the official release was delayed for a painfully long time. However, even though the songs on Clean Bee are fam iliar to anyone who has followed Bly over the past few months, there's no ignoring the immaculate pop wonder of the studio disc. Bly has long been a cultish heroine of the local scene, performing infrequently and keeping a generally low profile. Yet as a songwriter she is as good as, if not better than, the majority of area performers. With a knack for penning exquisitely odd poetry and catchy hooks, Bly is a natural pop princess. Clean Bee is a vicious, 13-track romp that blasts by in under half an hour, yet makes a lasting impression in only seconds. The entire disc was recorded in two afternoons, with Bly playing most of the instru ments, aided by Creston Lea on rhythm guitar and Pascal Spengemann on drums. The majority of the album tracks were first takes, without overdubs. The spontaneity suits the songs perfectly, as the group rocks with the reckless abandon of a bar band gone wild. Musically, songs are divided fairly equally between punchy rave-ups and brief solo gems. "The Frog" opens with jangling, lazy guitars and a beautiful, loping melody. "B illy" is a slow-motion, slinky tale of a child renegade. "River Phoenix," "Terrible Day," "She 'n' Me" and "Dracula" are all high-powered, addictive rockers with delicious hooks. On the softer side, "Debbie Says," "Gina's Purse" and "Lion on the Loose" are introspective tracks th at are simultaneously sultry and cute. From track to track, Clean Bee continues to amaze with its achingly sim plistic pop brilliance. The long wait has paid off: Bly and co. have crafted one of the best local records in a long while.

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E X H IB IT Anthony Sin i and Jo n ath an Draudt, p a in t in gs and sculp ture. Flynndog, Burlington. Through Jan uary. ARTW ORK "Scudo U no" by Anthony Sini

tep into the Flynndog this month and you’ll immediately meet a 6-and-a-half-foot head, carved from weathered pine. It looks more like a ritual object than a simple piece o f art. Entitled “Panama Red,” the head is the lead-off image in Warren sculptor Jonathan Draudts “Bioforms” exhibition. Draudt gets the gallery’s floor space this month, but the walls belong to Burlington artist Anthony Sini’s “Dark Matters,” an exhibition o f two-dimensional work. They are separate but equal shows; both demon strate technical skill, formal veracity and natural artistic confidence. Sini displays an eclectic collection o f more than 25 pieces. Although his range of subjects is broad, a consistent personal aes thetic is evident. Sini has an expressive hand, and he showcases his draftsmanship with jagged compositions and a keen eye for shifting values. There are few straight lines in this work, and transitions from light to dark afroften%brupt. §| Sini’s foundation seems to be figure drawing — his portion o f the exhibition begins with three figure studies, all charcoal drawings o f the same middle-aged female nude. There is weight to her flesh, and Sini demonstrates an awareness that the hands o f a figure are often more expressive than the face. To the left o f the drawings are four oil portraits. They comprise the strongest group o f contemporary portraits to appear in the Burlington area since last year’s Alice Neel exhibition at the Firehouse Gallery. “Pip and Tara” is typical o f Sini’s por traits, with sinewy lines contouring the fig ures and a composition defined in wholly abstract terms. Lighter-valued hues are crowded into a broad diagonal axis from the upper right corner to lower left. Sini makes similarly decisive decisions in his still lifes and cityscapes. The expressionistic cityscape “Falling Away” is almost apocalyptic, with a fiery sky and volatile color harmony o f yellows, reds, blacks and blue-greens. Other tenebrous “Dark Matters” pieces include monoprints and mixed-media works on paper. “St. Paul Ascension” is a highly abstract diptych, with greens at left and reds at right. The images are obfuscat ed by heavy black lines, and in several pas sages Sini ripped into the paper with aggressive slashes o f drawing. “Scudo Two,” a monoprint in primary colors and black and white, features a cen tral male figure ascending from an inferno. However, as with “St. Paul Ascension,” the image is far from obvious. Soldo literally means “shield” in Italian, but a scudo was also a unit o f currency. Sini is probably the only one who really knows its meaning in the context o f that dark, mystical, looming figure. Draudt’s “bioform” carved wooden sculptures have more than a touch o f surre alism. “Tree o f Life: Prime” is a 10-foot carving full o f curved forms. It is more bul

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MAX SCHUMANN: Funny, poignant and political realist paintings on card board. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception January 9, 5-7 p.m.

FEATURED ARTISTS EXHIBITION: Works by Kerry 0. Furlani, Sandy Raynor, John Whitney and Charles Woodard. Gallery for Young A rtists, Christ the King School, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception January 9, 5-8 p.m.

"HEALING LEGACIES": Paintings, sculptures, photography, fiber art and writings by women who have battled breast cancer. Gallery on the Green, Shelburne Craft School, 863-3507. Reception January 9, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

WINTER MEMBERS' EXHIBITION: A group show featuring works in m ultiple media. Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception January 10, 2-4 p.m.

TALKS/ EVENTS GALLERY CLEAN-UP: Spruce up the gallery spaces for the busy exhibition year ahead. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. January 14-18.

For art workshops and instruction, see “classes" in Section B.

ONGOING ::b u rlin g to n a r e a SUSAN RUSSELL: Abstract acrylics. Smokejacks, Burlington, 229-1239. Through February.

MARTHA LANG: "Hair Ribbons, Hats and High Button Shoes," prints of h istori cal photographs of the artist's mother as a child. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through January.

BRUCE MACDONALD & CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON: Encaustic designs. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. Through January.

bous at its base, and rounded forms cluster near the top. They are like seedpods or breasts, and are reminiscent o f the rounded shapes that were a favorite lsu " o f first-generation Surrealist Jean Arp. Though Draudt works on a larger scale, his pieces achieve similar liveliness by balancing large against small and posi tive against negative. “Grass” is like the oversized blades o f grass that might be found in a dream. Its 11 blades are up to about 10 feet tall, and are suspended to within a few inches above the gallery floor. Since they are hanging, they have an almost imperceptible movement. “Hollow Log” is a horizontal suspended piece, the tubular form o f a log about 3 feet in diameter and perhaps 5 feet long. It, too, calmly hangs in the air, as if buoyed by the negative space within the log. Even Draudt’s more geometric forms are biomorphic. “Spiralesque” is a human-scale conical piece, like a microbe writ large. It is vertical and gently curves as it moves upward toward a pointed apex. The sculpture stands on a messy circle o f white sand, which seems to connect it to the ground only tenu ously. Draudt and Sini appear to approach each artwork with fresh eyes; neither restates his thesis a d infinitum, as so many contemporary artists seem com___ pelled to do. Sini presents two portfolios; bright, naturalistic works for public consumption, and the angst-filled darker pieces rich with personal allusions. Draudt’s sculptures exhibit a consistent technique that nevertheless allows his vision great plasticity. This tandem show is a triumphant kick-off for 2004 at the Flynndog. Curators Bren Alvarez and David Farrington have set an appropriately high standard for the Vermont visual art scene. Let’s hope it’s not all downhill from here, except at the state’s ski resorts. ®

R. SCILLINGER & WILL C.: Paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through January 26.

NANCY ST0EN & KATHERINE POPE: Watercolor sketches and calligraphy poems, respectively, celebrating the sp irit and seasons of a Vermont year. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through February 2.

JANET VAN FLEET: "My Red Dress," paintings and three-dim ensional works connected to Sara Pearson/Patrik Widrig and Company's upcoming pro duction, The Return o f Lot's Wife. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through February 28.

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AARON G. STEIN: Shadow boxes. Airport

Through mid-January.

ZIA SILBERMAN: Photographic portraits.

Gallery, Burlington International

The Gallerie@ Opaline, Burlington, 660-8875. Through January 9.

Airport, 865-7166. Through January.

SUSAN VACCARO PARKER: Acrylic and

AYN BALDWIN RIEHLE: Watercolors.

watercolor paintings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 878-7426. Through

Limited Edition Woodworks,

January.

Burlington, 864-5209. Through April.

JENNIFER PRINCE: "Homegrown Photographs," hand-painted black-and-

FULL PLATE Susan Vaccaro Parker is sta rtin g o ff th e new

white photos of small-scale agricultur

::c h a m p !a in v a lle y

al dioramas, built by the artist. 1/2,

INTAGLIO PRINTS: Etchings exploring

Burlington, 865-0012. Through

technical and conceptual aspects of

January 20.

contemporary printmaking, made by

SENIOR ARTS GUILD EXHIBITION:

y e a r w ith a bang by

Middlebury College students. Atrium ,

Artwork created by elders in

Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury

Burlington City Arts'.senior art classes

College, 443-6433. Through February

at the Heineberg Senior Center and the

tak in g over th e D aily

Champlain Senior Center. 2nd Floor,

P la n et — or a t le ast it s w a lls . U su ally the

Firehouse Gallery, Burlington,

"Second Empire," recent paintings.

865-7166. Through January.

ROY NEWTON: "The Last Hay Bale,"

Toscano Cafe/Bistro, Richmond, 8991106. Through January.

handmade prints. Red Onion Cafe,

ROYCE DENDLER: "A ntarxia," works in

Burlington, 865-2563. Through February 17.

Bu rlin g to n restau ran t

plastics. Sawm ill Gallery, Monkton, 453-6975. Ongoing.

ANTHONY D. SINI: "Dark Matters,"

show s a d iffe re n t a rtis t

"VERMONTERS IN THE CIVIL WAR": A

paintings and drawings; and

in each of it s e x h ib i tio n are as: so lariu m , d in in g room and bar.

collection of artifacts, letters, photo

JONATHAN DRAUDT: "Bioform s,"

graphs and documents belonging to

oversized forms from nature sculpted

Vermonters during the American Civil

in pine. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through January.

War. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Ongoing.

ISHMAEL AHMED: Paintings. Battery

ROD MACIVER: Wilderness-themed

Street Jeans, Burlington, 865-6223.

Parker's solo show of

watercolors and g ifts. Heron Dance

Through January 16.

Gallery, Middlebury, 388-4875.

ELMA SKOPLJAK: "Woman in Blue,"

35 p iece s, m odestly

Ongoing.

paintings and drawings. Hallway Gallery, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 865-4422. Through

e n title d "New

January 23.

P a in tin g s ," e ffe c tiv e ly

exhibit featuring new works by 16 area

claim in g a ll th ree

artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through January.

LYNN RUPE: "Field Trip," acrylic paint ings on canvas. Burlington Burlington, 865-7166. Through March.

WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show

oil p a in tin g ,

223-5454. Through January.

STUDENT EXHIBITION: Works by Randolph Union High School and

Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

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Randolph Area Vocational Center stu dents. Chandler Gallery, Randolph,

like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike, I like to ride my bicycle bicycle. J r ic y c le ,

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works. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier,

and sound art. ECHO, Burlington, 864-

JOHN CHURCHMAN: Giclee prints.

and Lem o n s."

223-7800. Through January. •

holographic gratings, steel sculptures 1848. Through summer 2004.

tio n s . P ictu re d : " Ir is

‘ 1 graphs. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier,

AXEL STOHLBERG: Paintings and current

featuring fabric works, photographs,

s t ill life s and a b stra c

"cen tral JOSH WALTON: Acrylic paintings; and RENEE CIOTTI: "Twenty-Four," photo-

in te rn a tio n a l Airport Public Art Space,

d iverse range o f nudes,

in oil, watercolor and photographs. Art Ongoing.

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JAKE GEER, DOUGLAS LAZARUS, ROB POPICK & TRENT CAMPBELL: Works Studio Gallery, Middlebury, 388-0239.

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CARLEEN ZIMBALATTI: Floral digital prints. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier,

JOSHUA REIMAN: Color photographs. Brown Library Gallery, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 586-7711. Through January 14.

223-4300. Ongoing.

WAYNE BURKE: Drawings of Montpelier.

LORRAINE MANLEY: "Views of

Montpelier City Hall, 223-2843.

Burlington and M ilton," oils and pas

Through January 15.

tels. Rise and Shine Bakery & Cafe,

DELIA ROBINSON: "Wrong Turn at Byzantium ," a visual "discussion" of

Milton, 893-7860. Ongoing.

ZEVA OELBAUM: "Flowers in Shadow,"

religious sim plicity and sp iritual prac

50 photographs celebrating the botani

tice, featuring multi-media paintings.

cal world. Fairbanks Museum, St.

City Center Art Space, Montpelier, 476-

Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through January.

THE ART GALLERY: A group exhibit fea

5498. Through January.

"TAKE IT HOME": Annual Members Show

turing original oils, watercolors, sculp

featuring works in multiple media.

ture and giclee prints. The Art Gallery,

Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through January 10.

Stowe, 253-6007. Ongoing.

EDWARD PIERCE: "Intim ate Land scapes," photographs of Vermont land

^sou th ern

scapes, architecture and abstract natu

BOB HOOKER: "Abstract Im pressions,"

ral forms; and TERESA ALLEN-GORDON: "The Re-emergence of the

collage and acrylic paintings inspired

Goddess, " quilting and fiber art. The

life. Maclure Library, Pittsford, 483-

Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through January 12.

by the shapes and textures of everyday 2972. Through January.

PETER MAX: "Max on Music," featuring a

KENNETH P. OCHAB: Landscape oil paintings, as well as works by other

number of the artist's portraits of rock greats, Grammy works and other music-

Vermont artists. Goldleaf Gallery,

related pieces. The Art of Peter Max —

W aitsfield, 279-3824. Ongoing.

Colors of a Better World, Manchester Village, 366-8181. Ongoing.

"northern AMANDA DULING: Abstract acrylics. Kept Writer, St. Albans, 527-6242. Through January.

"region al "GLOBAL VILLAGE: THE '6 0 S " : Art and artifacts with the themes Space,

GRACE HOLIDAY EXHIBIT: A group show featuring seasonal selections by various GRACE artists. GRACE Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through January 22.

Disorder, Media and Change from a

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tumultuous period in Western history. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-

unknow n a t B u rlin g to n C ity H a ll. More th an a dozen g iclee p rin ts

Noel Demarais Pavilion, 514-285-2000. Through March 7.

by Jo h n Churchm an are cu rre n tly brig h ten in g th in g s up a t th e co r

"IV CENTURIES OF BIRD S": A collection

ner o f Church and M ain. The larg e-scale d ig ita l p h o to grap h ic p rin ts

of avian paintings, sculptures, watercolors, collages and fine prints from

d e p ict both lan d scap es and c ity sca p e s. The d isso lvin g ice of

the 17th - 20th centuries. Clarke Galleries, Stow e,'253-7116. Through January 11.

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HARVEST: The French filmmaker Marcel Pagnol directed this 1937 masterwork concerning the trials and tribulations of two peasants trying to save a fa il ing wheat farm. (NR)

THE POINT: The Savoy w ill offer a free Saturday morning screening of Harry Nilsson's 1971 pop parable about a boy's struggle against the forces of conformity. Featuring wonderful an i mation by Fred Wolf. (G)

WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON!: Kate Bosworth and Topher Grace are paired for director Robert Luketic's romantic comedy about a young woman who wins a contest, only to find herself in a love triangle involv ing Hollywood's most eligible bachelor and her best friend. Also starring Nathan Lane. (PG-13)

SHORTS BAD SA N T A * ★ ★ 1/2 The latest from B illy Bob Thornton is a sort of anti-f//, a brutally dark Christmas comedy about a crim inal lowlife who masquerades as a department store Santa. With Bernie Mac, Tony Cox and John Ritter.

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Directed by Terry (Ghost World) Zwigoff. (R)

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L O V E IN BLO O M McGregor woos his w ife-to-be in the w onderful new film from Tim Burton.

ife, friends, is boring. We must not say so. After all, the sky flashes, the great sea yearns, we ourselves flash and yearn, and moreover my mother told me as a boy (repeatingly) ‘Ever to con fess you’re bored means you have no Inner Resources.’” — Dream Song #14, John Berryman Edward Bloom, the charismatic spinner o f ripping yarns at the center o f Tim Burtons wonderful new film, ranks among the most remarkable movie characters to appear in years. In attempting to provide a context and motive for his embellishments, review ers have invoked everything from the southern tradition o f tall tales, folk fables and Homer to ancient mytholo gy, but I think Berryman’s poem hits the nail sufficiently close to the head. Born with inner resources to burn and understanding that most people’s lives could use a dash or two o f spice, Bloom regards it his gentlemanly duty to reinvent the world as a place richer in possibility, poetry and outright magic for their pleasure. As sort o f a public service. Based on the best-selling novel by Daniel Wallace, Big Fish features fault less performances from Ewan McGregor and Albert Finney as younger and older incarnations o f the character. As reinterpreted for the screen by writer John August, the story is propelled by a grown son’s

(Billy Crudup) exasperated search for the truth behind his father’s largerthan-life story. Finney, we learn, is pretty much on his death bed, and Crudup, who works in Paris as a journalist, has returned home with his French bride to make peace with and get to the bottom of his old man, a garrulous charmer whose tales he’s heard more than a few too many times. Through a variety of devices, the viewer is regaled with Bloom’s odyssey, and most o f the movie consists o f its reinaction in flashback. Think The Arabian Nights meets Grimms Fairy Tales with just a touch o f Forrest Gump and The Wizard o f Oz tossed in for good measure. If he’s to be believed, Bloom’s journey was extraordinary from the start. Expelled from his mother like a pudgy cannon ball, he later underwent such a med ical marvel o f a growth spurt that he was forced to spend three years sus pended in a bizarre hammock-like contraption — which Burton clearly had a field day realizing — while his bones and muscles adjusted to one another. During this confinement he absorbed the entire World Book Encyclopedia, nurturing a wanderlust that would take him far from his hometown o f Ashton, Alabama. As he looks back on his days, color ful encounters with giants, a one-eyed witch, a werewolf, conjoined Korean twin singers, a mermaid and a bank

and Rick Moranis are among the voices

robbing poet take a back seat to his most significant adventure, the meet ing, wooing and winning o f his wife, played by Alison Lohman and Jessica Lange. For all its phantasmagoria and fantasy, Burton’s latest turns out to be a love story, and a singularly touching one at that. Which is one o f the reasons Big Fish may very well be the best film the director has made. I’m not sure Burton has ever struck so assured a Balance between visual invention and the exploration o f mature, warm blooded themes. On the heels o f artis tic travesties such as M ars Attacks!, Sleepy Hollow and Planet o f the Apes, a simple return to form would have been cause for celebration. An achieve ment o f this magnitude is a stunning and extremely pleasant surprise. And its many surprises should be left for audiences to discover. So suf fice it to say that everything from August’s script to Danny Elfman’s score is unimprovable. The cast, which also includes Helena Bonham Carter, Steve Buscemi, Robert Guillaume, Danny DeVito and Matthew McGrory — who really does have the world’s most gigantic feet, according to Guinness — is uniformly winning. The tale the film tells may be the tallest to hit screens in some time, but there’s no shortage o f human truth in it. Big Fish, believe me, is one you shouldn’t let get away. ®

cast in Disney's latest animated an i mal tale — th is one about a NativeAmerican boy who teams tolerance and compassion when the Great Spirit transforms him into a bear. (G)

CALENDAR G IR L S * ★ * The new come dy from Nigel Cole offers the Full Monty-esque saga of an English ladies' group which decides to raise money for a local charity by posing nude for its annual calendar. The cast includes Helen Mirren, Ju lie Watters, Linda Bassett and Geraldine Jam es. (PG-13)

CHEAPER BY THE D O Z E N **: Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt star in this remake about the constant chaos that characterizes the lives of a husband and wife with 12 children. Tom Welling costars. Shawn Levy directs.

(PG) COLD MOUNTAIN★ ★ ★ 1/2 Nicole Kidman and Jude Law star in the big screen version of Charles Frazier's sweeping Civil War epic. With Philip Seymour Hoffman and Renee Zellweger. D ire c te d ^ by Anthony Minghella. (R)

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fter the frenzy o f a holiday season, life always seems to settle into a long win ter snooze. It’s no different at the movies. Many o f the Thanksgiving and Christmas releases, most aimed at Oscar consideration, are still playing in local theaters. But new motion pic tures that begin arriving this month may be less than exceptional. So what better time to showcase worthy older fare or recent produc tions way off the beaten path o f com mercial viability? Several upcoming events will offer Vermonters a cine matic alternative to hibernation:

H IRSCH FIELD FILM /VIDEO SER IES (3 and 8 p.m., Saturdays; Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College; 443-6433).

January 10 — D ivine In terv en tion , director Elia Suleimans minimalist tragicomic take on the clash between Palestinians and Israelis. January 17 — The F a st R un n er (A ta n a rju a t), a peek at the Arctics Inuit culture through a saga o f murder, betrayal, revenge and magic. January 24 — A ll th e R eal G irls, about a guy with a roving eye who might finally find lasting love in his rural Southern hometown. February 14 — R ab b it P ro o f Fence, Phillip Noyce’s retelling o f a true Australian story about three Aboriginal girls who escape from a racist detention camp in the |930s. February 21 — T alk to H er, a campy

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January 10 & 11 — H arvest, a contro versial 1939 French classic about a peasant wheat farmer and his appren tice whose passion for each other rivals only their love o f the land. January 17 & 18 — The Son , which centers on a Belgian carpentry instructor who discovers a sorrowful personal link with a new student at his vocational training school. January 24 & 25 — City o f God, about the systemic violence that robs kids in the Rio de Janeiro slums o f their childhood. January 31 & February 1 — D racu la: P a g e s fro m a V irgin 's D iary, a Royal Winnipeg Ballet 1 interpretation o f Bram Stoker’s vampire novel. February 7 & 8 — The B ig A n im al, a fable about the resentments that

arise in a small Polish town when a middle-aged couple adopts an aban doned circus camel. February 14 & 15 — In This World, a fictional film with a documentary feel that focuses on the perilous journey o f two Afghan refugees seeking a better life in Europe. February 21 & 22 — Ten, in which noted Iranian director Abbas Kiorastami traces the myriad experi ences o f a divorcee driving across the city o f Tehran. February 28 & 29 — T ibet, Cry o f th e Snow Lion , a documentary on the history and culture o f the Himalayan nation, with Martin Sheen narrating and Susan Saran don, Tim Robbins and Ed Harris providing voiceover translations. ESTROGEN FEST (various times, February 28 to March 2; FlynnSpace, Burlington; 660-4848). Some of the shorts, documentaries and features:

February 28 — L ife, L ib erty & th e P u rsu it o f H ap p in ess, about the issue o f choice in the struggle for reproductive rights; M annke M an jeere, which follows a battered wife in India who becomes a taxi driver; The Grrly Show , a look at the girl zine scene with a postmod ern feminist kick; The D ay I B ecam e a W oman, about three disenfranchised Iranians struggling for freedom. March 1 — Women Who M ade th e

M ovies, a chronicle o f early female filmmakers such as Ida Lupino and Leni Riefenstahl; W hat a G irl W ants, with 11 youngsters from different backgrounds expressing their views on the media and its impact on their lives; H istory L e sso n s, a witty examination o f gay pride through archival photographs and footage; F ire, Deepa Mahta’s drama about a traditional New Delhi family in flux. March 2 — The V agina C onspiracy, a narrative comedy about the stereotypes o f body image, sexuality and gender roles; The B u s B arn s P ro ject, which observes Burlington resident Hannah Dennison’s site-specific dance-theater performance explor ing various aspects o f a local real estate development; A nd th e Fence Cam e T um bling Down, about the 20-year effort by women trying to close a U.S. military base housing cruise missiles; S en o rita E x tra v ia d a , an expose about the hundreds o f women raped and killed in Juarez, Mexico.

If watching images on a big screen has more appeal than skiing down a slope, perhaps you share the wry out look o f author Walker Percy. “The fact is I am quite happy in a movie, even a bad movie,” he wrote in 1961. “Other people, so I have read, treasure memo rable moments in their lives.” ®

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commercial and Scarlett Johansson as

meets and falls for the mother of his

the beloved children's classic to the

a young American stranded by her

latest date. With Diane Keaton, Frances

big screen. Dakota Fanning and

workaholic husband in the same hotel

McDormand and Keanu Reeves. (PG-13)

Spencer Breslin also star. (PG)

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remarkable performances last year, but

them. With Giovanni R ib isi. (R)

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LOVE A C T U A L L Y **172 Richard Curtis, the B rit brains behind Notting Hill,

found in Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's dazzling experiment in space-time

makes his directorial debut with this

origami. Also starring Naomi Watts and

ly one of the pint-sized, pointy-hatted gang. With Jam es Caan, Mary

romantic comedy interweaving numer

Benicio Del Toro. (R)

ous London-based love affairs and fea

Steenburgen and Bob Newhart.

turing an all-star cast th at includes

Directed by Jon Favreau. (PG)

Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma

Hollywood release based on a theme park attraction, Rob M inkoffs new

calendar, Section B.

Thompson, Laura Linney and Colin Firth among others. (R)

MASTER AND C O M M A N D E R ***172 Based on Patrick O'Brian's high-sea

of a realtor who winds up trapped

adventures series, the latest from Peter

overnight in a spooky property along

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with his wife and two kids. With

British Navy captain who embarks on a

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IN AM ERICA-*-*-*-* Jim Sheridan's sem i-autobiographical account of an

and B illy Boyd. (PG-13)

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MONA LISA S M I L E * * 172 In her latest,

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the wake of a tragedy offers one of the most affecting studies of the im m i

fessor who challenges her female stu dents to break free of society's rigidly

trays a police officer determined to prove he can get to the bottom of a

grant experience ever put on film .

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around to making a Romeo and Ju lie t update featuring vampires and were

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w illing to lend their talents to this

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warriors from vastly different cultures

second-rate sci-fi piffle about a tech-

Beckinsale and Scott Speedman star in

who im pact one another's lives in

no-bandit who steals inventions from

unexpected ways. Starring Tom Cruise

competitors but one day finds th at his memory has been stolen from him.

director Len Wiseman's reinterpreta tio n. (R)

and Ken Watanabe. (R)

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but we're not so sure the same can be said of his story. Jerem y Sumpter and

is stolen, forcing her to find work as a

Olivia Williams are teamed in the big

Locklear costar. (PG-13)

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screen's latest adaptation. P .J. Hogan

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W h en I s p i e d th e p ile o f f r e e c o n d o m s a n d d e n t a l d a m s on a table in the Co-op's front hall, I knew I was in for a good time. Billed as a

fundraiser for groups working for sodal change, this event promised to livpn up the usual earnest political appeals with real, live belly dancers. I glanced at the tables full of propaganda — petitions from GE Free Vermont opposing genetically engineered crops, pamphlets from Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom (VARF) and, of course, the free birth control from the Center for Reproductive Freedom. Good causes all, but frankly, my mind was elsewhere. "Woohoo!" I thought as I took my seat. "Bring on the bellies!" I had never seen belly dancers before, and was, urn, intellectually curious. When the first dancers filed out to the drummers' rhythmic beat, I feared I would be disappointed. Out of five dancers swaying before me, I count ed only two tummies. The other three were all covered up. 'Take it off!" I wanted to shout. But I didn't. The MC explained that there would be several dancers, so I waited patiently for the next troupe. '* ■ t But when the six dancers from Moca School of New World Dance stepped into the light, I saw that all of them wore prim, ankle-length skirts topped with long-sleeved shirts and matching lace aprons. Monica, the group leader, explained that they would be doing the dance of the "Divine Mother," while calling out the Kali chant. "What the hell kind of New Age crap is this?" I thought. "Where are the bellies?" I needn't have worried. After a short break, the six dancers reappeared for the "Veil Dance," bearing billowy scarves held above their heads. Their new costumes consisted of sequined bikini tops and long, shimmering skirts bedecked with colorful sashes, and strings of small silver disks that jangled when they swayed their hips. The waistlines of their skirts dipped enchantingly low. So low, in fact, that I was almost too embarrassed to look. When the dancers arched forward, shaking their shoulders, the standing-room-only crowd yipped and cheered. Who knew these PC activists could be so bawdy? Tip to local organizers: There was a sizable pile of bills in the cash box when I left.

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talks CULTURE SERIES: A local Sudanese refugee

recounts the story of his journey to America. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. PARENT INFORMATION NIGHT: Guardians get info on educational programs and meet and mingle with teachers. Saxon Hill School, Jericho, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0259. 'A COLLECTOR'S PASSION': This slide presenta tion digs into rare and unusual trees and shrubs. UVM Horticultural Research Center, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 864-3073. TRAVEL TALK: Burlington cameraman Robert Ricketson gives an illustrated report on his journey to Antarctica. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info , 878-6955. 'WOMEN IN WINTER' SERIES: Green Mountain Club gals brush up on their backcountry safety skills. Green Mountain Club Head quarters, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. $8-12. Info, 244-7037.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand

together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

'MOVING & GROOVING': Youngsters ages 2-5

dance and play at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

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etc your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donations. Info , 453-2627. AN DATH UAINE: This culture club focuses on the history and current events of the Emerald Isle. Ri Ra The Irish Pub, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2613, ext. 372.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. 'LIFE IS A CABARETS High schoolers sing con temporary Broadway show tunes to support the American Cancer Society. Harwood Union High School, S. Duxbury, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 244-7111. . .....

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Gordon Troy offers insights on trademark and copyright law and legal issues surrounding -— the lnternet. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael's College, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8741. ~'v - . ... TECH TALK: Expand your picture-taking potential with a presentation about digital cameras, .. Photoshop and advanced editing. Small Dog Electronics showroom, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6710.

COMMUNITY WELLNESS EVENING: Vermont

Integrative Medicine practitioners tap into the healing arts of acupuncture, jin shin jyutsu and massage therapy. Vermont Integrative Medicine, Montpelier, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-2635. TORCHLIGHT PARADE: Torches and fireworks light up the night sky to celebrate a race for children's charities. Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3500. POKER GROUP: Card sharks gather for fun and games. Various locations, 7-11 p.m. Free. Info , 860-6111. 'SMALL BUSINESS LUNCH BREAK': Entrepreneurs network and form business alliances at the Chamber of Commerce, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 877-835-2408.

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LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork

January 7. Ages 3-5, 10 a.m.

at St. Anthony's Church Hall, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $6. Info, 518-297-3202.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7. 'RED CLOVER' BOOK GROUP: See January 7,

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KAMIKAZE COMEDY: The local improv troupe

takes cues from the crowd at Nectar's, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0091.

film 'SHATTERED GLASS': See January 7. 'CAMP': A group of young singers, dancers and

actors tap into their true identities when they attend a performing arts summer camp. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for ' Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words GREG PAHL: The Weybridge writer reads from

his eco-conscious book, Natural Home Heating. Ilsley Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061.

talks HEALTH TALK: A panel of health-care providers

and patients looks at integrated approaches to preventing and treating cancer. Manor Lounge, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8315, ext. 211.

with books and activities. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m . $5. Info , 865-7558. HOMESCHOOLERS' STORYTIME: Stay-at-home learners socialize over stories at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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TONY MAGISTRALE: The UVM English prof and

TOM PAXTON: The folk elder's music raises

awareness of social issues now and in the last century. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $15-22. Info, 476-8188.

dance DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages

learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, < 7 p.m. $10. Info , 8 ^ 2 2 0 7 . 'SALSALINA' SOCIAL: Spice up your social life by learning Latin dance. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 899-2422. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Shake off your win ter blues with lively waltz,^hustle and chacha moves.’ Unitarian Chur6h; Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-6757. s

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dinner discussion of community-based hous ing. 79 Hungerford Terrace, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8755. NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING: Residents of Burlington's Wards 2 and 3 speak out to improve their surrounds. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7144.

er-turned-substitute teacher who makes over-achieving fifth-graders into high-volt age rockers. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 6 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. 'SYLVIA': In this film , Gwyneth Paltrow plays the role of 20th-century American poet Sylvia Plath. Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 'A RADICAL REORIENTATION TO LIFE': Soul searchers view a video lecture by spiritual leader Andrew Cohen. Spirit Dancer, Burling ton, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-2400.

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scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6745. EASTERN CUPS: The best skiers in the East race against the clock and one another in this round of the season-long competition. Stowe Mountain Resort, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 253-7704.

'SCHOOL OF ROCK': Jack Black stars as a slack

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BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies

depicting her role as NASA's first artist-in residence. The Moore Theater, Hopkins * Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. In fo , 603-646-2422.

Goth guru discusses his latest book, Hollywood's Stephen King. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BOOK GROUP: Lit lovers swap thoughts on Mark Twain's Innocents Abroad. Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.

talks OUTDOORS TALK: Green Mountain Club board

member and lifelong hiker Rick Hubbard recounts his journey from the Mexican border to the High Sierras along the Pacific Crest Trail. Waterville Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7Q37. y. , ,j, _ . y , ,

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'ROMEO & JULIET7: Pendragon Theater presents

Shakespeare's tragic love story. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854. LAURIE ANDERSON: The celebrated performer presents a multi-media theater piece

January 7. Ages 3-5, 10 a.m. PRE-SCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 7, 10:15 a.m. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7. 'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI': Kids sing along

with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers sit s till for their favorite stories. Waterbury Branch Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

sport EASTERN CUPS: See January 8. FULL MOON SNOWSHOE: Winter walkers tromp

powder in the lunar light. See calendar spotlight. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $2-4. Info, 229-6206.

SA # VT1 m 1 I O music Also, see clubdates in Section A. 'LIFE IS A CABARET': See January 8. FRENCH CONNECTION: Soprano Hyunah Yu, flutist

Karen Kevra and pianist Jeffrey Chappell pres ent an evening of musique magnifique. Union School Hall, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $6-16. Info, 229-9408. CHRIS SMITHER: The New Orleans-bred folkbluesman brings his six-string strumming and haunting vocals to the United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $18-20. Info, 388-0216. EROICA TRIO: The female threesome showcases its award-winning sonorities on works by Beethoven, Shostakovich and Dvorak. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. BLUES JAM: Blues brothers and sisters gather for acoustic and electric improvisation. Hard wick Town House, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 472-8800. ERO: This local musician sings and strums the guitar at Riverwalk Records, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3334. PEG TASSEY: The singer-guitarist performs a retrospective of songs by candlelight at the Plainfield Town Hall, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 456-9902.

GOING FOR FOLK When Tom Paxton broke onto th e fo lk scen e in th e '6 0 s, he com m uted to Greenw ich V illa g e "b a sk e t h o u ses" from Fort D ix, where he w as sta tio n ed as an arm y reserve. I t w a sn 't long before t h is so ld ier-b o y traded h is rifle fo r a six -strin g and w e n t on to make an in te rn a tio n a l name fo r h im se lf w ith songs such as "W hose Garden Was T h is ," " B o ttle o f W ine" and "M arvelous Toy." N early fiv e decades la te r, th e Chicago n a tiv e co n tin u e s to w rite m usic th a t re fle c ts h is p erso n al b e lie fs and th e cu rre n t so c io -p o litic a l c li m ate. His la te s t re lease , Lookin g f o r th e M oon, earned him h is second Gram my n o m in atio n in Decem ber. " L ik e th e songs o f Woody G u th rie ," Pete Seeger o p in e s, Paxto n 's w orks are "beco m ing p a rt o f A m e rica ."

T O M P A X T O N Friday, January 9, Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $15-22. Info, 476-8188.

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'SATURDAY STORIES': Librarians read from popular

picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages , Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. and abilities mingle in motion at Jazzercise ~ ... BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen Studio, Taft Corners, Williston, 7-10:30 p.m. to Stories.at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. S 1 0 .In fo , 862-2207. Free. Info, 865-2711. WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Ju st do-si-do BILLINGS FARM ACTIVITY: Parents and kids ' it! Swing your partner at the Faith United create stories by looking at family photos. Methodist Church, S. Burlington, 6:30-10:30 Billings Farm 8( Museum, Woodstock, p.m. $5-6. Info, 985-2012. 10-11:15 a.m . $5-7. Info, 457-2355. CHILDREN'S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children's Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. 'ROMEO & JU L IE T : See January 9. ~ .... Free. Info, 872-2627. LAURIE ANDERSON: See January 9. HOMESTEAD PROGRAM: Dads and kids explore AUDITIONS: Youngsters act out for a role in Vermont history through stories, music, Lyric Theatre Company's production of The crafts and nature activities. Ethan Allen King and I . S. Burlington High School, 8:30 Homestead Museum, Burlington, 11 a.m. a.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. $2.50-5. Info, 865-4556. ORCHESTRA AUDITIONS: Instrum entally inclined students play up their skills for a seat in the Lakes Region Youth Orchestra. Fine Arts 'SYLVIA': See January 9, 7 & 9 p.m. Center, Castleton State College, call for -UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN': In this film based times. Free. Info, 265-4734. on Frances Mayes' best-selling memoir, a 'KEEPING TRACK' PROGRAM: A slide show offers newly divorced writer resurrects a dilapidat youngsters tips on trekking in the snow. ed Tuscan villa and her shattered life. Loew Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth Info , 985-5124. College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. BABY PARTY: Waterbury Library's newest mem Info, 603-646-2422. bers and their parents discover the jo y of FILM FEAST: Movie buffs take in a delicious' reading at a book bash. Waterbury Library, dinner and a showing of The Four Seasons. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 6 p.m. $35. ^ELOISE' STORYTIME: Boys and girls follow the Info, 253-8358. adventures of this rambunctious youngster with stories from Kay Thompson's Absolutely Essential Edition. Barnes & Noble, Burlington, See exhibitions in Section A. 11 a.m . Free. Info , 864-8001.

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words WALTER SHAPIRO: The USA Today political

columnist reads from his book, One-Car Caravan and offers an inside look at the Dean campaign. See calendar spotlight. Borders, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks AARP: Retirees bite into healthy nutrition with

help from nurse Terri Agnelli. S. Burlington City Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info , 879-2684.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7.

SN0WSH0E & DINNER: A snowy backwoods trek

ends in a multi-course meal at a country inn. Call for meeting location. 3-7 p.m. $75. Info, 496-2708. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB WINTER OUTING:

Outdoors adventurers brave the elements hiking, snowshoeing or cross-country skiing; then find indoor warmth at a chili party. Morristown. Free. Info, 223-3376. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB SNOWSHOE: Kids and parents scout for tracks, and make some of their own on an easy woodland walk. Meet at the UVM visitors' parking lot, Burlington. Free. Info, 872-0042.

before he begins a seven-year prison sen tence. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

TELEMARK FEST: Free-heelers from across New

England take to the slopes for two days of demos, races and celebration. Jay Peak Resort, 8 a.m. $40. Info, 988-2611.

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ing Latin music, crafts and South American snacks helps promote educational opportu nities in a Nicaraguan neighborhood. See calendar spotlight. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m . Free. Info , 223-3338. SPIN-A-THON: Stationary cyclists keep in motion to raise money for Healing Legacies. Shelburne Athletic Club, noon - 4 p.m. $100. Info, 425-2442.

words 'LOCAL AUTHORS AT THE LIBRARY': Underhill

residents Nancy and Connell Gallagher dis cuss their roles in researching and writing the Vermont Encyclopedia. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

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'TRANSLATION & TRADITION' SYMPOSIUM:

Arabic, Persian, Chinese, Hebrew and French translators reflect on the meaning and the mystery of major literary works and religious texts. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2300.

century life through farm chores, traditional activities and old-time games. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m . - 2 p.m. $40-55. Info, 457-2355.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7. SCIENCE SUNDAYS: Adults and their offspring

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bond while building bird feeders. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 1 & 3 p.m. $5. Info, 649-2200.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. 'JAZZ ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON' SERIES:

Drummer Micah Carbonneau and harpist John LaRouche meld musical talents at the Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 4 p.m. $7. Info , 748-2870. 'ORIGINAL BACH': Early-music experts collabo rate on a program of Bach sonatas and . v arias. Vergennes Opera House, 4:30 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. NORTHEAST FIDDLERS' ASSOCIATION: Bow-ben■‘! ders make music at the American Legion, ! Barre, l-5r30 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-8537. ONION RIVER CHORUS: Director Larry Gordon leads 60 singers on works by Bach, Brahms and Swiss composer'Frank Martin. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 4:30 p.m. $9. Info, 426-3210.

film 'SYLVIA': See January 9. '25TH HOUR': This Spike Lee film depicts a

sport TELEMARK FEST: See January 10. SNOWSHOE & BRUNCH: Work up an appetite

walking in the woods, then re-fuel on morn ing munchies at a local bed apd,. breakfast. Call for location, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.fft. . $55. Info, 496-2708. -— a GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB SNOWSHOE: Outdoor i , adventurers enjoy the copious snows on Camel's Hump. Meet at the UVM visitors' parking lot, Burlington. Free. Info, 434-2533. BURLINGTON OUTDOORS SNOWSHOE: Wintertime walkers brave the elements on Mt. Mansfield. Meet in Burlington, 9:25 a.m. Free. Info, 658-1288. USASA SNOWBOARD CONTEST: Slopestyle riders shred the snow at Stowe Mountain Resort, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 253-7704.

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with members of this co-ed adult league. Mater Christi School, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info , 651-7595.

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ance squad practices aerobic activism at a Montpelier resident's home, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0980.

etc FLEA MARKET: Grab great deals on new-to-you

goods at the Knights of Columbus Flail, Barre, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 454-1961. FLEA MARKET: Secondhand shoppers peruse antiques, collectibles and close-out items at WOKO's giant indoor showroom. State & Ware Buildings, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $2. Info, 878-5545. ROAST BEEF SUPPER: Carnivores bring their appetites and wallets to this all-you-can-eat feast. Methodist Community Church, Brownsville, 4-6 p.m. $9. Info, 484-5944. CEREMONY OF REMEMBRANCE: Honor those who found care and support at Vermont Respite House with a tree-lighting ceremony, harp music and songs by the Essex Children's Choir. Williston Old Brick Church, 2 p.m. Free. Info , 860-4435.

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When she arrived in northern N icaragua tw o years ago, M iddlesex n a tiv e Beth M errill asked th e cabbie to ta k e her to La C h isp a, a m a rg in a lized , g a n g -fille d co m m u n ity on th e o u tsk irts o f M atagalpa. He n early refused . B u t th e Verm ont a c tiv is t w a sn 't deterred. -

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free-throws and fun at Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 865-7144.

words 'BEGINNING WITH MOTHER GOOSE' GROUP:

Parents talk about the benefits and chal lenges of reading with babies and toddlers. VNA Family Room, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420.

talks 'MYTHS, ACTUALITIES & POPULAR IMAGES':

Professor Richard Hathaway makes connec tions between art and our state's history. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST SERIES: Governor Jim

Douglas fields citizens' questions over morn ing munchies. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, S. Burlington, 7:45 a.m. $16. Info, 863-3489, ext. 207. POLITICAL PRESENTATION: Senator Ginny Lyons and Representatives Mary Peterson and Jim McCullough preview upcoming legislative issues pertinent to Williston residents. Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

BURLINGTON AREA COMMUNITY GARDENS:

Greenery gurus and floral fanatics find common ground at an annual meeting at the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

'ITTY BITTY SKATING': See January 8. WAIERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January

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fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy run ning, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, read ing and music making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096. 'MIGHTY MICE': Stories, games and crafts teach little ones about the realm of rodents. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. $5-8. Info, 229-6206. HOMESCHOOL CLUB: Hands-on types learn about the principles of static electricity at the Lincoln Library, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

games, projects and dinner. Brewster Pierce Elementary School, Huntington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7467, ext. 781. 'LEARNING STRATEGIES' PRESENTATION: A certi fied teacher-librarian offers youngsters and their parents tips for achieving success at school. Waterbury Public Library, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

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paper and the w ill to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en franqais. Borders Cafe, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. 'FACE TO FACE' SERIES: Bookworms discuss Nancy Thayer's coming-of-middle-age novel, The Hot Flash Club. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. DAVID MOATS: The Middlebury author, editor and playwright recounts the struggle for gay marriage in Vermont with a reading from his book, Civil Wars. Book King, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-4892.

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Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 878-5522. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and ab ili ties dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE: Anyone with the will to jig can learn lively, traditional steps at the Essex Junction Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 879-7618.

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author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. OBSERVATION DAY: Parents of prospective students find out about the curriculum and philosophy of Waldorf education. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

7. Toddlers, 9:10 a.m. Preschoolers, 10 a.m. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7.

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drama AUDTIONS: See January 12. 'WELL...': Montpelier performance artist Peter Lind presents two works-in-progress about tran scending pathology. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-5966.

film DARTMOUTH DOUBLE: Movie buffs enjoy Double Life o f Veronique, about the bond between a Polish and a French woman, followed by Women on the Verge o f a Nervous Breakdown, about the world of TV soap operas and tabloid news. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words WRITING GROUP: See January 7. CHRIS BOHJALIAN: The Lincoln writer reads from his collection of Vermont-centered stories, Idyll Banter. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BOOK GROUP: Reading fans exchange ideas about Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. .

talks 'MUSHROOMS 101': Fungi fans dig into the anatomy of these woodland plants and learn basic ID techniques. Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 6:30 p.nf.* $8-12. Info, 244-7037. BUSINESS ROUNDTABLE: Female entrepreneurs learn how to tackle tough situations with

assertiveness and confidence. Merchant's Bank, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 101. 'THE WORLD OF WORKING SLED DOGS': Veteran musher Ed Blechner talks about the annual Iditarod Race and introduces his canine team. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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kids 'MOVING & GROOVING': See January 7. WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See January 7. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 7. PRE-SCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 7. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 7. READING & YOGA PROGRAM: See January 7. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 7.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIG IL: See January 7. LAKE CHAMPLAIN WATERSHED COUNCIL: Concerned citizens chat about river corridor health and sta b ility and review improvement strategies. Fish & Wildlife Building, Essex Jun ctio n , 5:30 p.m. Free. In fo , 879-2339. LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS: Lake Champlain Committee co-chair Judy Bond sheds light on stormwater regulations and environmental issues. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 657-0242.

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signs, the nine planets and how their place ment affects your life. Denise Mellia, the workshop presenter, has been a student o f astrology fo r 23 years and incorporates the principles o f spirituality in all o f her work. She is the founder o f Life Works Studio, is a personal coach, registered psychotherapist, learning consultant and Reiki Master.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime Series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

circus arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS OFFERS YEAR-ROUND TRAINING PROGRAM: Beginning January 13,„Qircus Smirkus will begin the second session in a year-round program of training in the circus arts for all ages, from pre-kindergarten to adult! The Smirkus School of Circus Arts located in Essex, VT, w ill jcover introductory, intermedi ate and advanced skills including: aerials, acrobatics, balance, juggling and clowning. Daytime, evening and weekend sessions. There w ill also be special sessions for school and community groups, and for homeschoolers. It's a chance for everyone to jump into the circus ring! Info, class schedules and rates, 533-7443. Makes a great gift!

acting FILM ACTING CLASSES: Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings or afternoons, and Rutland, Thursday evenings. Visit www.thoreast.com or call 802-233-4962. Learn the technique o f "Hollywood's most sought-after acting coach, " (Movieline, 11/02). Taught by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios, whose clients include Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, David Arquette and Cameron Diaz.

art ACRYLIC PAINTING: Mondays, January 19 through March 8, 7-9 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. An introductory class emphasizing exploration in acrylic media. Students will investigate concepts o f line, form, value, spatial relationship and composition, which will lead to the basic under standing o f the painting process and materials.

ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Winter classes begin the week of January 12. Daytime and evening classes available. Gallery on the Green at Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For winter brochure, call 985-3648 or visit www.shelburnecraftschool .org. New encaustic and drawing classes. Also, watercolor, acrylics and oil painting, figure drawing and uninstructed drawing from the model. Instruction fo r all levels by skilled pro fessionals. VJe have 58 years o f experience teaching art to the community. ARTS AND CRAFTS CLASSES: Studio Place Arts (SPA), a community art center that provides art education activities for Central and Northern Vermonters, begins its winter term in mid-January 2004 with an exciting array of classes and teachers. SPA has adult classes/workshops in oil painting, carving marble, drawing portraits, painting on silk, waterless lithography, making mosaics from broken china and found objects, watercolor,,

pastels, hand-building sculpture, rug hooking, creative furniture painting, drawing, engrav ing on granite, making Ukrainian eggs and more. There are children and teen classes in origami, clay play, youth drawing, paper capers, drawing superstar faces and more. SPA classes are in an historic building with active gallery exhibits in downtown Barre. For info, call 479-7069 or visit: www.studioplacearts.com.

PAINTING, DRAWING, SCULPTURE, PRINTMAKING, PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES: For adults and kids, January through March. Life Drawing: Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m. and Wednesdays, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5. No regis tration. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. Open house: January 9, 5-7 p.m . and January 17, 1-4 p.m. (kids). Call 865-7166 fo r info and brochure or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

SCULPTING THE FIGURE: Tuesdays, January 13 through March 16, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info , 985-3648. Explore the human form in clay! Through review o f basic human anatomy and informed observation, students will learn to sculpt from the model, in a series o f both long and short poses. Instructed by Dirk Staschke, MFA NY State College o f Ceramics, Alfred University.

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Ongoing classes in woodworking, clay, fiber, stained glass and children's classes. For more info, 985-3648. Learn or advance in a fin e craft with instruc tion by skilled professionals.

astrology INTRODUCTION TO ASTROLOGY WORKSHOP: January 17, 1-3 p.m. Westford Wellness Center, Westford. $35, plus $15 for your birth chart if you don't already have one. Register, 879-0670. Learn to read your birth chart, discuss the 12 houses%the 12 Zodiac

climbing CLIMBING FOR BEGINNERS: Every other Thursday, 6-7:30 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre-register, or call 985-5055 for details. Get an introduc tion to climbing in a no-pressure environment on Climb High's natural climbing wall. Fun fo r anyone curious about rock climbing.

INTRODUCTION TO MOUNTAINEERING: January 17, February 28 and March 13. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs S t., Burlington. $100, includes all equipment. Pre-registration is required. For details, call 65-PETRA or www.petracliffs.com. Learn the fundam entals o f safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components o f instruction include use o f crampons and ice axe, rope-managerrietk skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques. WOMEN'S CLIMBING: Every other Sunday, 12-1 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd./ Shelburne. Free. Pre-register, or call 985-5055 for details. An introductory class taught by women fo r women in a comfortable, no-pres sure environment. Learn the basics o f climbing on Climb High's natural climbing wall.

community FINDING COMMUNITY VOICE: Mondays, 3:30-5:20 p.m. UVM Living and Learning, Burlington. Free for elders. This course offers the opportunity to explore the mean ing o f community in two ways. In the class room, through readings, discussions, inter views, journals and papers, participants will examine the process o f fin d in g personal voice as it relates to community voice. Outside the classroom, participants will choose a community-service project and work in partnership to address the issues o f marginalization as it is experienced in the Burlington community.

computers COMPUTER CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: MS Word in Depth, MS Excel, Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0, Computer Use Tutorials, Web Page Design, Work with MS Front Page, Internet Aspirations, Organizing My Computer, Desktop and Panel Settings, MS Publisher, PowerPoint, Digital Camera Use, Basic Computer Guts, Digital Multi-Track Recording. CVU, Hinesburg. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12.

cooking HANDS-ON COOKING WORKSHOPS: Sundays, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. January 11, South American Cuisine*. January 18, Pizza Making at Home. January 25, Super Bowl Chilies and Other Goodies. February 1, Elegant Soups Made Easy. February 8, Braising and Stewing*. February 15, Mardi Gras Favorites*. 118 Main St., Montpelier. $35/class or $45/class for those marked with an asterisk. Pre-register, 2253332 or email CookingWorkshop@neci.edu. You will discuss, learn, cook and taste while working in the professional kitchens o f our Montpelier campus with our chefs and students.

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CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Batik on Silk, Photography, Framing Your Photos, Rug Hoojdag, Calligraphy, Sewing for Beginners, Quilting ror Beginners, Crochet for Beginners, Scrapbooking for Beginners, Theme Evenings in Scrapbooking, Rustic Furniture, Rustic Children's Furniture, Woodworking, Automotive Repair Basics, Beekeeping. CVU, Hinesburg. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12.

CRAFT CLASSES AT SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Winter classes begin the week of January 12. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For winter brochure, call 985-3648 or visit www.shelbumecraft school.org. Ongoing courses and workshops in woodworking, clay, fiber, stained glass, and children's afterschool classes. Learn with a small group in a charming, historic setting. Advance in a fin e craft with instruction by skilled professionals. V7e have 58 years o f experience teaching art to the community. SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Learn from a nationallyys&pected resident woodworker or potter, orstry your hand at a class in fine arts, stained glass, fiber, photography, blacksmithing and more. Children's art classes also offered during afterschool hours. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For more info, call 985-3648. VJe have 58 years o f experience teaching art to the community. STAINED GLASS COMPREHENSIVE: Tenweek course on Thursdays, beginning January 15, 6-8:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This is a com prehensive introduction to stained glass tech niques fa r beginning and intermediate students. Glass-cutting basics as well as lead came and copper fail methods will be covered. Students will build a full-sized window o f their own design.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms o f Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla % Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. I Monthly master classes with visiting instructors.

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BELLY DANCING BEYOND BEGINNERS: Ages 16 and up, over 30 encouraged! Wednesdays, January 21 through March 3, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Classroom above Bristol Fitness, Bristol. $60. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer class es fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. BELLYDANCING FOR BEGINNERS Ages 16 and up, over 30 encouraged! Mondays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Classroom above Bristol Fitness, Bristol. $60. Please bring a hip scarf. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec .org fo r details. We offer classes for children and adults. Please check our Web site for details on all classes. CONTEMPORARY BALLET: Teens and adults of all levels welcome. Session 1: Saturdays, January 24 through March 16, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Session 2: Saturdays, March 13 through April 17, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Classroom above Bristol Fitness, Bristol. $60. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristol rec.org for details. We offer classes fo r chil dren and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. CUBAN SALSA CLASSES! Thursday evenings. Three levels to choose from. No partner nec essary. The Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $10/class. Info, 864-7953. Friendly atmosphere, good music, practice ses sions, performance group. David Larson, 2003 US National Latin Dance Championship finalist, teaching Burlington to Salsa fo r five years.

DANCE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Five Weeks: Swing Dance - The Next Steps, Tuesdays, beginning January 13, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Instructor: Kym Reid Taylor. $50, $40/students. American Style Ballroom, Tuesdays, beginning January 13, 7:35-8:35 p.m. Instructor: Kym Reid Taylor. $50, $40/students. Four weeks, Beginning Line Dancing, Wednesdays, beginning January 14, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Instructors: Wes and Sally Blair. CVU, Hinesburg. $35, $25/students. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12. DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: ST. ALBANS: Mondays: January 5-26: 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m.

Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 9 p.m. Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. Bartow St. Community Center, St. Albans. BURLINGTON: Tuesdays: January 6-27, 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. MONTPELIER: Thursdays: January 8-29, 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. VFW, 1 Pioneer St., Montpelier. $40/general or $20/student for four weeks. No partner required. Info, 598-6757 or www.FirstStepDance.com for more info. Make learning to dance your New Year's resolution! Dancing is a great way to meet new people, to reconnect with your spouse and get some o f that exercise you keep saying that you need. Learning to dance is a great way to meet all your resolu tions at one time, so come on out and try it! FLYNNARTS DANCE Classes include Modern Ballet Barre, dance master classes with visiting Flynn performers, and a new movement series of workshops. For more info or to register, call 652-4548 or email registrar@flynncenter.org.

GET STRONG, FEEL BEAUTIFUL! LEARN AMERICAN TRIBAL BELLY DANCE (NOT YOUR MOTHER'S BELLY DANCE)!: New classes are beginning in January. Old North End Storefront, 12 North S t., Burlington. Info, 863-3005 or email gwinnad@yahoo .com. Great fo r all ages, body types and eth■nicities. Ledrnyto shimmy, undulate and play the zils (finger cymbals)! LINDY 101: Six Tuesdays, January 6 through February 10, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Greek Orthodox Church, 600 S. Willard St. (entrance on Ledge Rd.), Burlington. $45, includes free Vermont Swings practice sessions immediately following. Info, 862-7501 or www.vermontswings.com. Learn to Swing Dance! This class is designed fo r the complete beginner and is also ideal fo r refin ing fundamentals. No partner necessary. LINDY H0P/SWING DANCE: Sundays, January 4 through February 8: 6-7 p.m. Swing lB/Lindy Hop Basics. Beginning level. No experience required. 7-8 p.m. Level 2, Charleston Patterns, tandem to random, '20s to '40s, a virtual potpourri of Charleston steps. Focus is

fundamentals. Must know basic Charleston step. 8-9 p.m. Level 3, from Swing steps to Swing dance. Explore elements that w ill trans form your dance, musicality, timing, connec tion, transitions. Must have six months or more Lindy Hop experience. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. All class es taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fu n and catering to the needs o f our students. No partner needed! MOCA NEW WORLD DANCE CLASSES: Offers classes in belly dance, Samba, Flamenco, Hula, Firedancing, Latin Salsa, Cha Cha, Merengue, Hip-Hop, Northern & Southern Indian, Kathak, Oddissi, Swing and more! . Kids, adults, beginners and pros, all ages, shapes and sizes can jo in in the fun. Info and to pre-register, 229-0022. Monica is an award-winning dancer and international choreographer who travels the globe seeking dance groups fo r local and global events. Many days, times and locations. Available fo r performance, parties and privates. Some scholarships available. MODERN DANCE: Teens and adults. Session 1: Tuesdays, January 20 through March 2, 5:307 p.m. Session 2: Tuesdays, March 9 through April 13, 5:30-7 p.m. Classroom above Bristol Fitness, Bristol. $60. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our website fo r details on all classes.

SALSALINA DANCE STUDIO CALENDAR: Monday and Wednesday Nightclub-style Salsa classes: 6-7 p.m., beginners and new mem bers. 7-8 p.m., Intermediate (members only). 8-9:30 p.m., Advanced practice (members only). Membership $35 or $55/month or $10/class. Biweekly Fridays: 6:30-7 p.m., Nightclub-style Merengue. $5 (free to mem bers). 7-10 p.m., Social. $5 open to the public (free to members). Saturday, Salsa/Merengue: 10-11 a.m ., children ages 6-10. 11 a.m. noon, youth ages 11-16. 12-1 p.m., all ages Social. Membership $35/month or $10/class. 266 Pine St. (above Recycle North), Burlington. Info, 899-2422 or write to vemoore@gmavt.net. At Vermont's firs t Salsa dance studio you will learn the basic tech niques required to advance to our classes

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taught by professional Salsa dancers from Boston and New York City. No dance experience or partner necessary, ju s t the desire to have fu n ! You can drop in at any time and prepare fo r an enjoyable workout! Come join our com pany o f exultant dancers and, who knows, you may get hooked.

drawing DRAWING FROM THE MODEL - UNINSTRUCTED: Thursdays, January 15 through February 19 and March 4 through April 8, 7-9 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Practice your hand-and-eye fusion! Bring your pencils, charcoal, conte crayons or paints and work from the model to practice gestures and short and long poses.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Beginner conga class es begin Wednesday, January 14, 5-6:50 p.m. Next session begins February 4, 6 p.m. $30/three classes. Intermediate conga class es begin Wednesday, January 14, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $60/six weeks. Beginning djembe class es begin Wednesday, January 14, 7-8:20 p.m. Next session begins February 4, 7:30 p.m. $30/three classes. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class. TAIKO: Kids beginner classes begin Tuesday, January 13 and March 2, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42/six weeks. Kids intermediate classes begin Monday, January 12 and March 1, 3:15-4 p.m. $42/six weeks. Youth ensemble class begins Monday, January 12, 4 p.m. Adult beginners classes begin Monday, January 12 and March 1, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $56/seven classes. Adult intermediate class es begin Monday, January 12 and March 1, 7-8:30 p.m. $56/seven weeks. Apprentice classes begin Tuesday, January 13 and March 2, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $56/seven weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Experience the power o f Taiko-style drumming.

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INTRODUCTION TO COLLEGE STUDIES:

AQUA AEROBICS: Teens and up. Session 1:

Wednesdays, February 11 through May 5, 6-8 p.m. CCV, 119 Pearl S t., Burlington. Register now. Free. Info , 865-4422 and www.ccv.edu. A free non-credit class fo r new students, high school students and older students new to college. This course helps students make the transition to college by exploring skills and expectations necessary at the college level.

Tuesdays and Thursdays, January 13 through February 24, 7-8 p.m. Session 2: Tuesdays and Thursdays, March 9 through April 6, 7-8 p.m. Mt. Abe pool, Bristol. $40/six weeks/per session. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

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GREAT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Strength Training, Pilates, Yoga,

HERBAL STUDIES: Wisdom of the Herbs 2004,

Basic Investment Strategy, Keeping Your New Yearis Resolutions, Learn Effective Goal-setting and Implementation Skills, Herbal Pet Care, Herbalism: Women's and Men's Health, Beginning Meditation, Walking the Spiritual Path (in everyday life), Parenting for Success: Dealing with the Tough Issues, Speaking for Ourselves: American History from the Black Perspective, Standard First Aid, Baby Sitting, American Red Cross, Juggling, Living TobaccoFree, and more. CVU, Hinesburg. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12.

energy EMF BALANCING TECHNIQUE: Five-day practitioner certification classes by appointment. Pre-requisite Universal Calibration Lattice. Schedule and contact info, see display ad in Wellness Aahhhhh. This training is concise and powerful in a gentle and nurturing way. Learn about a new system in the energy anatomy, the Universal Calibration Lattice and the EMF Balancing Technique, given to work with this system. Understand how your personal lattice connects to universal energy, the cosmic lattice and how to work with it to enhance and accel erate personal and planetary evolution. Suitable fo r anyone interested in learning about an excit ing, new energy system and its role in transfor mation, holistic practitioners who might like to diversify their practice or leam about new devel opments in the field o f energy, and newcomers to energy work who would like to leam a revolu tionary system to facilitate sessions with clients. INTRO TO HEALING TOUCH: January 22, 6-8 p.m. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol. $5. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. Join Kathleen fo r an experiential, fu n evening focused on clearing and revitalizing your energy system. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

fine arts FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning January 13, Painting I with Linda Jones. January 10, Drawing with Jolene Garanzha. Beginning January 26, Watercolor I with Jean Cannon. Beginning January 29, Portrait Busts in Clay with Dirk Staschke. January 24, Mandala workshop with Susan Russell. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For brochure and information, call 865-7166 or visit www. burlingtoncityarts. com.

fishing FLY-TYING CLASSES: Six-week course for beginners and others who might like a refresher, January 17/18. Choose Saturdays, 2-4 p.m. or Sundays, 10:30 a.m . - 12:30 p.m. Schirmeris Fly Shop, 34 Mills Ave., S. . Burlington. $100. Materials provided, but students need their own fly-tying tools. Tools are available at the shop and at very reason able prices. Info , Ed, 863-6105. Experience the satisfaction o f catching sport fish on flie s that you have tied.

an eight-month experiential herbal program, one weekend a month from April to November 2004. Annie McCleary, herbalist. Lincoln. $1200. $150 non-refundable deposit holds your place. Class size limited, please register early. Info, 453-6764 or visit www.purpleconeflowerherbals.com. Develop connection with the plant-people. Identify, sustainably harvest and prepare local wild plants fo r fo od and medicine. Participate in nature adventures, meditations and herb walks. Learn to use a botanical key to identi fy wild plants. Practice spiritual dowsing. Beginners and experienced students welcome. THE SKINNY ON HERBS: Saturday, January 24, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Downstairs at Howden Hall, Bristol. $45 plus $10 for mate rials. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. Hands-on participation in the making of-herbal skin preparations with samples to take home. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

holistic health TOUCH FOR HEALTH: LEVELS I-IV: Classes begin in January. Hinesburg. Info, 482-2582 or 482-7206. Develop the art o f muscle test ing, muscle balancing and kinesiology. Learn this life-changing work designed fo r practi tioners and laypeople alike.

kids AFTERSCHOOL ART AND CLAY: Winter classes begin the week of January 12. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For winter brochure, call 985-3648 or visit www.shelbume craftschool.org. Creative Play Preschool Art fo r ages 3 and 4, Art Explorations fo r ages 5 and 6, Sewing and Stitching class, Storytime in Clay fo r ages 6-8, Functional Pots fo r ages 9-12, February Vacation Art fo r ages 7-11, mornings. We have 58 years o f experience teaching art to the community. BALLET DANCE 1: Ages 5-7. Tuesdays, January 13 through March 30 (no class on 2/17 or 3 /2 ), 4:15-5:10 p.m. Sounome Studio, 69A Mountain S t., Bristol. $63/ten weeks. Limit . 12. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer class es fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. BALLET DANCE 2: Ages 8-12: Tuesdays, January 13 through March 30 (no class 2/17 or 3 /2 ), 5:15-6:10 p.m. Sounome Studio, 69A Mountain St. $63/10 weeks. Lim it 12. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer class es fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Open House January 17. Beginning Jan u ary 6, Tadpole Drop-In. Beginning Jan u ary 9 , Friday Night Teen Drop-In and Friday Night Fam ily Drop-In. Clay and Craft Studio a t Studio 250, Burlington. January 24 and 31, Hindu Art and Yoga with Je ssica Petraska, Firehouse Center for the Visual A rts, Burlington. For more info and brochure, call 865-7166 or visit www. burlingtoncityarts. com.

FLYNNARTS DANCE AND THEATER: Classes for all ages include Moving Pictures, Creative Movement, Modern Dance, Ballet, Jazz Dance, Creative Drama, Play Makers, Actor's Tools, Actor's Process, Intermediate Acting and more! For more info or to register, call 652-4548 or email registrar@flynncenter.org.

FLYNNARTS FEBRUARY AND APRIL VACA TION CAMPS: Grades 1-3, "Cartoons into Puppets," Monday, February 23 through Friday, February 27, 9 a.m. - noon. Flynn Center and the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. 'Tales of the Lake" with ECHO, Tuesday, April 20 through Thursday, April 22, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Flynn Center Studio, Burlington. For more info or to register, call 652-4548 or email registrar@flynncenter.org. INTRO CLIMBING FOR YOUTH: Ages 5-12. Every other Thursday, 6-7:30 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre register or call 985-5055 for details. An intro duction to climbing in a no-pressure environ ment on Climb High's natural climbing wall. Fun fo r anyone curious about rock climbing.

JAZZ COMBO WORKSHOPS WITH JAMES HARVEY AND ANDREW MOROZ: Section A (James Harvey): Mondays, 7:15-8:45 p.m. Section B (Andrew Moroz): Tuesdays, 7:158:45 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $180/12 weeks-J-or more info or to register, call 6524548 or email registrar@ flynncenter.org. A performance class on the art o f ja z z improvi sation. Auditions will be held the evening o f Monday, January 12. JIGGITY JOG: ForMnfants - 4 years. Session 1: Tuesdays and/or Thursdays, January 20 through March 2, 10:15-11 a.m . Sounome Studio, 69A Mountain S t., Bristol. $51, one day per week per session. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristol rec.org for details. We offer classes fo r chil dren and adults. Please check our website fo r details on all classes. MARTIAL ARTS FOR KIDS: Grades 1-6. Session 1: Mondays, January 5 through February 9, 5-6 p.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. $60/six-week session. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. MUSIC IN MOTION: Ages 4-5. Session 1: Tuesdays, January 13 through February 10, 2:15-3 p.m. Sounome Studio, 69A Mountain St., Bristol. $40/session. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristol rec.org for details. Note: Caregiver must stay through class. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. MUSIC IN MOTION PLUS: Ages 6-10. Sessiob 1: Tuesdays, January 13 through February 10 (no class 3 /2 ), 3:15-4 p.ip. Sounome Studio, 69A Mountain St. $40/session. Lim it 10. | Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or v isit www.bristolrec.org fo r details. We offer class es fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.1 MUSIC MAKERS: Wednesdays, 9:30-10 a.m . (ages 0-18 mos., $75/12 wks.) and 10:15-11 a.m . (ages 16 mos. - 3 1/2 yrs., $90/12 w ks.). Flynn Center, Burlington. Fees include $10 materials fee for a starter instrument set. For more info or to register, call 802652-4548 or email registrar@ flynncenter.org. Experience the jo y o f making music together as you fo ste r you r child's imagination through musical play. Activities include singing, focused listening, playing simple instruments, and creative movement.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m ., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College S t., Burlington. Free. Info , Carrie Bern's, 8657211. Classes will focu s on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are

open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info , 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

LANGUAGE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Five weeks: Spanish for Travelers: Real Conversation with Real People, Thursdays, beginning January 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Suggested pre-requisite: Spanish I I sometime in your life. Instructors: Carolina Rodrigues and Rosanna Carrero. $52, book $8. Italian for Travelers, Wednesdays, beginning January 14, 6:308:30 p.m. Instructor: Cammy Richelli. $52, book $8. Four weeks: A Taste of American Sign Language, Tuesdays, January 20, 4-5:15 p.m. Instructor: David Krueger. $55. CVU, Hinesburg. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductoy classes begin Tuesday, January 6, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon-1 k p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.ro.-.Zazen (Zen fheditat|pn, free and open to the public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Children's classes, Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 910 a.m. Iaido (the way of quick-draw sword), Thursdays, 6:45-§:15 p.m. and Fridays, 4-5:15 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt .org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, jo in t locks and throwing techniques. Visitors always welcome.

MARTIAL ARTS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: Session 1: Mondays, January 5 through February 9, 6-7 p.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. $60/six-week session. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our website fo r details on all classes. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info , 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian JiuJitsu , Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute o ff 1-89 at exit 17.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children's classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive stu dents. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and fam ily discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, em ail info@blue wavetkd.com or v isit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport o f Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching s ta ff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo tech nique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitn ess. TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl S t., Essex Je t. In fo , 288-8160. Two traditional form s o f Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba J i Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful form s o f self-defense and self-cultivation. This is fo r both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

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VING TSUN KUNG FU: Moy Yat lineage. 12 North S t., Burlington. Call for a free intro, 324-7702. Traditional fam ily-style training in the pure Ving Tsun system. Relaxation, centerline, efficiency.

YMCA KICKS OFF ANOTHER SESSION OF FREE SHOTOKAN KARATE FOR TEENS: Ages 12-17, Tuesdays and Thursdays, December 9 through February 5, 4-5 p.m. Greater Burlington YMCA, 266 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Kevin Hatin, 862-9622 or khatin@gbymca.org. In this program, stu dents practice non-contact kicking, punching and striking while building strength and endurance. The class is led by Black Belt instructors. "Teens develop self-confidence, respect and self-discipline through karate," says YMCA Health and Fitness Director Kevin Hatin.

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MASSAGE: INTRODUCTORY 40 HOUR PRO GRAM: 13 weeks, beginning January 8,

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and

Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Westford Wellness Center, Westford. $520. Register, 879-0670. Learn to^give a fu ll body relaxation massage. Every class includes a lecture about topics relating to massage, a demonstration and two-way exchange with other members o f the class. An instructional video is available to help with your practice at home. Instructed by Eva Paquin, practicing massage fo r 15 years and teaching in the Burlington area fo r 10.

third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings o f Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer fo r world peace.

WEEKLY MEDITATION AND DISCUSSION: Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington. $5, donations welcomed. Info, 660-8060. Allow your mind to calm and your spirit to grow. Barry Weiss will use his knowledge to guide you into focused thought and educated discussion.

music BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesdays, January 28 through May 5, 7-8:30 p.m. CCV, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. Semester dues, $45. Register now. Info, 865-4422. Explore a variety o f music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary fo lk songs and classical melodies. No auditions required. Beginner and "shower singers" welcome! Can also be taken fo r one credit. Directed by Amity Baker. INTRO TO TECHNOLOGY IN MUSIC: Thursdays, February 5 through May 6, 6-9 p.m. CCV, 119 Pearl S t., Burlington. Register now. Info, 865-4422. Includes hands-on experience with digital recording, MIDL, music notation and other computer-based music applications. Three credit class. Instructor: Rick Bedford. MORE MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV!: Most class es start the week of January 26. CCV, 119 Pearl S t., Burlington. Register now. In fo , 865-4422. Classes include Music Fundamentals, Ja z z and Gospel Choir, Blues Ensemble, Music Theory I , Piano I and I I , Guitar I and I I and Introduction to World Music. Music classes cover a variety o f musi cal styles including ja z z , rock, pop, tradi tional and world music.

outdoors TWO-DAY AVALANCHE AWARENESS AND RES CUE COURSE: February 7 and 8. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. All equipment included. Pre-registration is required. For details, call 65-PETRA or www.petracliffs.com. This is a must fo r all skiers, snowboarders, climbers and backcountry enthusiasts. Learn the basics o f avoiding ava lanches (yes, they happen in Vermont!), includ ing route selection, evaluating avalanche poten tial and rescue procedures.

photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY: All levels welcome! Wednesdays, January 21, 28 and February 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Howden Flail, Bristol. $75. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. So you have a digital camera, now what? We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning January 14, 35 MM with Joe Peila. Beginning January 15, Basic Darkroom with Leah Hammond. Community darkroom membership available. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For brochure and info, call 865-7166 or visit www. burlington city arts. com.

INTRODUCTION TO BLACK & WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY: Six Saturdays, January 10 through February 14, 3 :3 0 -6 :3 0 p.m. The Center for Photographic Studies at Studio Place Arts, Main S t., Barre. $165/members, $180/non-members. Estimated materials fee; $60 for film , paper and handouts. 35mm camera with manual settings required. See our class listings at www.steinhurst.com/ cps.html, em ail us at center4photostudies

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@yahoo.com or call 479-4127 to request a brochure. Learn to operate your manual cam era, practice composition techniques and thrill to the fun o f film processing and printing in our community darkroom. The Center fo r Photographic Studies at Studio Place Arts has a new slate o f winter classes starting in January.

pilates PILATES VERMONT, FREE INTRODUCTORY PILATES REFORMER CLASS: December class es: First and third Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Second and fourth Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont, Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Pre-register, 9858700 or www.pilatesvermont.com. Experience the ultimate workout that dramatically improves strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and posture. I t creates a body that looks long and lean, with slender thighs, fla t abdominals and a strong back. Hollywood celebrities and top mod els use it to maintain beautiful form. Sports enthusiasts and professionals use it to develop coordination and prevent injury.

pottery CERAMIC CLASSES AT THE FIREHOUSE CEN TER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning in February, Ceramic Wheel and Handbuilding class es TBA. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. For more info and brochure, call 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

POTTERY CLASSES AT BRISTOL RECREATION: We are proud to offer a fully-equipped clay studio located behind the Bristol Antique Store (next to Deerleap Bookstore), off Main St. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer class es fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

POTTERY CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Five or thirteen weeks: Mondays, beginning January 12, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Tuesdays, beginning January 13, 3:305:30 p.m. or 6-8 p.m. Open studio, Mondays for all pottery classes, 5:30-8:30 p.m. CVU, Hinesburg. $65/five weeks, $155/13 weeks. Both include all materials. Limited class sizes. Pre-register, 482-7194, eddie@cvuhs.org or fin d fu ll descriptions fo r all 60 classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from exit 12. Designed fo r learners o f all skill levels, work on the wheel and/or learn new hand-building techniques.

POTTERY CLASSES WITH OPEN STUDIOS: In-depth morning and evening classes for all skill levels. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Introduce yourself to the fundamentals o f the potter's wheel or further your understanding o f utilitar ian pottery creation, focusing on high-tempera ture stoneware and soda firings. Classes taught by Michael Connelly, MFA NY State College o f Ceramics, Alfred University and his staff.

printmaking PRINTMAKING CLASSES AT THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Mixed Media Monotype workshop with Alice Eckles. Print Studio 250, Burlington. For more info and brochure, call 865-7166 or visit www. burlingtoncityarts. com.

qigong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are wel come. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl S t., Essex Je t. In fo , 288-8160. Qi Gonlpis a so ft and flow ing self-healing exercise that is sim ilar to Tai Chi. With consistent prac tice, healing from many chronic ailm ents can be achieved.

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self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Wednesdays, 11:45 a.m. Saturdays, 11 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Filipino Martial Arts: Saturdays, 10-11 a.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu , 4 Floward St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts, boxing and hand-and-stick combat fighting in this positive and safe environment.

skating LEARN TO SKATE: For any beginning skater! Saturdays, January 10 through February 14, 1011 a.m. Weather permitting at Bristol Skating Rink, Bristol. I f it is below zero degrees we will reschedule. $35. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

skiing BACKCOUNTRY SKI TOUR AND CLINIC: Saturdays and Sundays, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Clearwater Sports, Rt. 100, Waitsfield. Semi * private, $125. Class, $100. Call to register, 496-2708. Come explore and improve your basic skiing skills on a trip to our secluded cabin in the woods. This five-hour trip will combine a fu n and scenic journey to a won derfully rustic cabin and introduce backcountry skiing skills and techniques. Learn to fe e l safe and confident to get o ff the beaten path in the backwoods o f Vermont and enjoy the comfort and scenery o f our cabin.

Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation, significant health benefits. Beginning students welcome. TAOIST TAI CHI: Four-month beginning class starting Tuesday, January 6, 7:30-9 p.m. First, third and fourth Tuesday and second Thursday of the month. Burlington Shambhala Meditation Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. $30/month. For info and registration, call Debra Jo Whitcomb, 865-3106 or visit www.taoisttaichi.org. Taoist Tai Chi, founded by Master Moy Lin-Shin, is a gentle art o f health and well being fo r people of all ages and health conditions. The slow, graceful movements increase strength and flexibility and improve circulation and balance.

theater FLYNNARTS ACTING Classes include Beginning Acting and Improv, Acting Lab on Children's Theater, Physical Approaches to Character and a Hip-Hop Theater Workshop with Flynn per former Will Power. For more info or to register, call 652-4548 or email registrar@fiynncenter.org.

training AMERICAN RED CROSS LIFEGUARD TRAINING COURSE STARTING IN FEBRUARY: Sundays, January 18 through February 22, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Racquet's Edge, Essex Je t. Pre-registration is required! Space is limited. American Red Cross Northern Vermont Chapter, 660-9130. Participants must be at least 15 years old, pass a swimming test and attend all classes. A certificate in CPR fo r the Professional Rescuer, First Aid and Lifeguard Training will be issued upon completion o f the course.

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INTRODUCTION TO THE SPORT OF SNOWSHOEING: Classes daily, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30

VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV! Most classes

p.m. and 1:30-3:30 p.m. Clearwater Sports, Rt. 100, Waitsfield. $35.00 for groups of four or more. $45 for groups of up to three. Call to register, 496-2708. Did you ever want to try snowshoeing and to leam about the differences in snowshoes? Well this two-hour guided adven ture will introduce you to the jo y o f wandering o ff into the Vermont woods on snowshoes.

sports INTRAMURAL HOCKEY: A ll levels welcome! We will divide kids into groups accordingly. Tuesdays and Thursdays, January. 13 through February 26 (no class during February vaca tion), 3:30-4:30 p.m. Bristol Skating Rink (weather permitting), Bristol. $36. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec .org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes.

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tai chi TAI CHI CHUAN: New eight-week series begin

start the last week of January. CCV, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. Register now. Info, 865-4422 or on the web at www.ccv.edu. 28 classes include Life Drawing, Pastels, Oil Painting, Paper Arts, Sculpture and Pnntmaking. CCV art classes are taught by well-known Vermont artists.

wine WINE TASTING CLASSES: "Introduction to French Wines," Monday, January 13. The Wine Bar, 133 St. Paul S t., Burlington. $20/person. Reservations required, 951-WINE. Come leam about wine in a fu n, comfortable environment! Our wine classes are geared toward all levels o f wine customers — from the casual drinker to the collector. Each class tastes about six differ ent wines and everyone is provided with a tast ing sheet that lists all wine samples.

women WOMEN'S WEEKEND ART CAMP: "Bookmaking — From Handmade Paper to Special Bindings," January 23-25. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Why let the kids have all the fu n ? Join a group o f creative women who are excited about art making, learning and rejuvenating our creative instincts! Attend workshops, slideshows, work on your own projects, and create relationships. Beginners and experienced artists welcome.

ning Wednesdays, January 7, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ongoing classes, Thursdays, noon - 12:50 p.m. Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine S t., Burlington. $12/class or $45/month BASIC WOODWORKING FOR BEGINNERS: for unlimited classes that month. Info, 864Ten sessions, 30 hours: Mondays, January 7778 or www.vcahh.org. This traditional Yang- •> 26 through March 30, 6-9 p.m. Wednesdays, style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flowing February 4 through April 7, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, exercise that helps correct posture and creates 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $200/nonmembers, deep retaxation and overall health. 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: New series of classes 0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Beginning begins February 2. Mondays, 5:30 -6 :4 5 p.m. woodworkers are exposed to the various compo.6 4 Main S t , 3rd Floor, Montpelier. $36/ * nents o f milling and joinery techniques as they — >, month or $90 for 12-week semester. Preleam to use woodworking machinery necessary register, 456-1983. Instructor Ellie Hayes has„ . to construct a small end table. been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai BASIC WOODWORKING II INTERMEDIATE:

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12 sessions, Thursdays, March 4 through May 20, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Mdrse Drive, Essex. $300 nonmembers, 25% off members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalk vermont.com. Come to the shop to refine and enhance the techniques you learned in the Basic Woodworking Class fo r Beginners. The project fo r this course is a drop-leaf table. Very minimal classroom time. 95% o f class is on the shop floor working on your table.

CUTTING DOVETAILS WITH HANDTOOLS: Four sessions, Saturdays, February 21 through March 13, 1-5 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $150/nonmembers, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Participants will learn to construct dovetail jo in ts using mark ing gauges, hand saws and chisels. Come and learn the art o f cutting dovetails by hand and make a bench that will last you a lifetime. No prior woodworking experience required.

FINE WOODWORKING APPRENTICE PRO GRAM: Interested in a career as a furniture maker? Cabinet maker? Or artist in wood? Shoptalk provides an intensive shop-based apprentice program designed for emerging woodworkers. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. For more info, call Shoptalk, 878-0057, email info@shoptalkvermont.com or visit our Web site at www.shoptalkvermont.com.

FINE WOODWORKING CLASSES AT SHEL BURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Ten-week classes for all levels beginning in January. Morning and evening classes available. Shelburne Craft School, Shel|urne Village. Infj) 985-3648. Leam the basic fdhdamentab o f woodworking by creat ing a small, handsome table or other furniture piece and continue improving your design crafts manship in an intermediate or advanced class. FINISHING TECHNIQUES: One session, three hours, Saturday, January 10, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $45. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont .com. This course provides homeowners and beginning woodworkers with the knowledge necessary to effectively prepare and finish wood products. Subjects covered include finishing the ory, surface preparation, staining and protective finish application. FURNITURE RESTORATION CLINIC: January 23-25. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Give an old piece o f antique or secondhand furniture a brilliant new life! Use a variety o f techniques and materiab to learn how to add color, texture and pattern and to renew a clear fin ish . Doug Jones, MFA Rhode Island School o f Design, leads the workshop.

LATHE CLASS: BOWL OR SPINDLE, YOUR CHOICE: One session, three hours. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $80. Individual instruc tion, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Call to schedule a convenient time fo r you to attend.

writing CLOSET WRITERS INK, A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO WRITING, FOCUSING ON MENTORING: Six Tuesdays beginning January 13 in Fayston; Thursdays in Montpelier, 6:309:30 p.m. $180. Info, 496-2851. "Without the encouragement o f a mentor, or some other meaningful encouragement, the older a writer gets without seeing his work in print the less likely it is that he will pursue it ." (Betsy Lerner, The Forest for the Trees/ Taught by Janet Hubbard, author o f 10 books fo r children and young adults, mystery writer and editor.

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AFTER SCHOOL TEEN YOGA: Calling a ll high school students! Session 1: Tuesdays, January 13 through February 24 (no class 2 /1 8 ), J - 4 p.m. Session 2: Tuesdays, March 2 through .• April 6, 3-4 p.m. Session 3: Tuesdays, April * i 13 through May 25, 3-4 p.m. Mt. Abe High

School in Ms. Brissons' classroom, Bristol. $36. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all lev els. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga classes for all levels: Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays at 5:30 p.m., Wednesdays, 10 a.m. and Saturdays, 9:30 a.m. Beginners: Sundays, 4 p.m. and Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Starting in January: Special six-week intro series for teens, six-week intro series for beginners. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form o f yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibil ity to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

INTERDISCIPLINARY YOGA IN BURLINGTON: Gentle Yoga, Mondays, January 12 through February 23, 6-7 p.m. $70/seven weeks. Advanced Series, Tuesdays, January 13 through February 16, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $60/six weeks. Nada Yoga workshop, Chanting and Sound at Union S t., Sunday, January 18, 6:30-8 p.m. $15. To pre-register for classes/workshop, call 324-1737 or email breathingislife@ hotmail.com. Private instruc tion and/or small group classes with Lori Flammer. Special fo r the month o f January; $35 fo r one-hour individual session. INTRO TO YOGA: Teens and adults. Session 1: Wednesdays, January 21 through February____ 25, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Session 2: Wednesdays, M March 3 through April 7, 6:45-7:45 p.m. , Bristol Yoga in the Old High School, Bristol. $50, plus $25 for a mat if you do not have your own. Call Bristol Recreation, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org for details. We offer classes fo r children and adults. Please check our Web site fo r details on all classes. YOGA AND CREATIVITY: Wednesdays, 5:30-7 p.m.: Session 1: January 14 through February 18. Session 2: March 3 through April 7. Gallery on the Green at Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For winter brochure, call 9853648 or visit www.shelburnecraftschool.org. Yoga and Creativity class is fo r those who under stand the need to bring more creativity, spon taneity and flexibility to their lives. Set free the creative forces within, explore asana (posture), pranayama (expansion o f the vital energy through breathing), visualization and yoga nidra (yogic sleeping).

YOGA CLASSES AT THE WESTFORD WELL NESS CENTER Five weeks: Tuesdays begin ning January 13, Introduction to Hatha Yoga, 8-9:30 a.m . Taught by Dena Foster Dentone. Tuesdays beginning January 13, Slow Flow Yoga, 5:15-6:30 p.m. All levels welcome, taught by Tisha Schull. Thursdays beginning January 15, Gentle Kripalu Yoga, 8-9:30 a.m . Taught by Katie Harrington. Westford Wellness Center, Westford. $40. Register, 879-0670. YOGA FOR CLIMBING AND HEALTH: Sixweek series, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. $8/class. In fo , 985-5055. Stay in shape and have fu n with yoga. Special emphasis on exercises fo r climbing and general health taught by Cat Earisman. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivam ukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info , 660-9718 or www.yoga vermont.com. Many styles to choose from , various levels o f intensity, invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh. ® jj*

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ARE YOU READY FOR A REAL-LIVE WARM, funny, sexy, dangerously overeducated woman? DPF, 52, NS, ISO committed LTR w/educated, down-to-earth, NS man. Interests: theater, ja zz , dance, outdoors, reading, staying home. I have 1 child at home. Let's give it a try! 9647

WHAT A STRANGE WAY TO MEET PEOPLE! SWF, mid-30s, interested in photography, travel, writing, sushi, old houses and good conversation. ISO fairly sane, down-toearth SM, 32-45, w/fam ily in mind. 9787

ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, PF ISO AFFECtionate man who speaks his mind and likes to have fun. Like to be active and try new things. Travel, dinner, dancing, movies and books are ju s t a few of my , , passions. 51, w ell educated. 9645

VIRGO GODDESS, SWF, 31, 5'9" CURVY cutie, honest, funny, confident, emotion ally and fin ancially secure, great fam ily values, NS, fun indoors and out. Ready to shower passionate kisses and happiness on you. ISO SWM, sim ilar qualities, med/muscular build. 9758 DPF, 48, 5'3", FF, BUT NOT TOO FULL, ISO LTR w /intelligent, compassionate M. Love to laugh, listen to late 60s music, outgoing, but cherish quiet times too. Not into head games, honesty a must! 9753 COMBO OF DUNCAN; ISADORA DEREN; Maya, Dillan, Annie. ISO combo of Zorba, Zhivago, Zero Mostel. I f you know 3 of these, you're doing well; 4, it's worth a call; 5, I'll bake a pie for when we meet. 9752 "THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE" SEEKS IT5 cosmic connection for some mighty high vibrations on an inner and outer journey of creative visio n, down-to-earth living and soul expression. Ageless sp irit, youth ful body, veggie diet, radiant energy, 50+ years. 9673 PRETTY, PLAYFUL, PHYSICAL, 39, SVELTE, bright, warm, outdoorsy. J mermaid invites solid, flexible, warm, w itty man for part nership in giving, receiving, sharing and creating fun, love, life, imagination and blessings. 9668

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FOR REAL. ME: PROGRESSIVE CYNIC, 37, loving, chubby not tubby. You: smart, selfaware, romantic, modestly-sophisticated, expressive, motivated, creative, natureloving, sincere, humorous, eclectic. I f you love your mom and other independent women, want or have kids and pets, please reply. 9810

DO YOU NEED A LIVELY, HEALTHY, attractive companion for your imminent retirement? I enjoy sports, movies, travel, concerts, dining. Hoping for an active NS w/a sense of humor. 9775

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COLTRANE, BACH, SHANKAR, VAUGHN, Thoreau, Emerson, Clements, Nader, Sanders, Sharpton, Frost, Dickenson, Cummings, Krishnamurti, Camus, Merton, Dostoyeski, Cherov, Dewey. Long distance runner, NS, nonconformist, 5'9, 160 lbs., ISO way to connect for LTR. I play guitar, draw, write, hike. 9665

TIRED OF TREKKING TO LOCAL EVENTS unaccompanied. Looking for companion to share the jo ys of the area w ith . A love of theater, movies, m usic/concerts and humor are a must. A ll non-smoking, sem i-intelligent, humor-filled folks feel free to contact me! 9637 VOLUPTUOUS WPF, 30, ISO FINANCIALLY emotionally secure M, 30-45, for a few laughs and some nights on the town. Must be sane and outgoing. 9635 SPF, LOVING, KIND, SINCERE, SPIRITually oriented. ISO PM, NS, 40-50, who believes in romance, enjoys slow dancing, wants to learn to love each other. I enjoy XC-skiing, biking, swimming, beaches, kayaking, traveling, poetry, theater, nature, laughter, life. Friendship, possible LTR. 9625 TRAVEL, OUTDOOR AND WINTER ADVENture lover looking for same to spend time with my dog and I this winter. Snowshoeing, hiking and snowboarding included! I enjoy teaching and practicing yoga, organic gardening and vegetarian cooking. Plusses: have a love and appreciation of Vermont, music, live shows, having fun and ju st as important...my dog. Interested in friendship first, possibly more. 9577 LOTS 0' MOXIE! WARM, FIT, ATTRACTIVE outdoorsy SPF, 40. Dreams of self-sufficient living. Seeks playful, adventurous, familyminded guy, 30-45, who appreciates Vermont vernacular, balsam firs & spring peepers. For friendship, skiing, dancing and howling at moon! 9570

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WANTED: SNUGGLE BUNNY FOR LTR. SWF, 39, voluptuous, NS/ND. ISO kindred soul who appreciates nature, animals, good food, conversation and a sweet, strong, sp iritual woman. Winter's here: let's get cozy by the fireplace. 9537 LISTEN UP GUYS! I HAVE LOTS OF MALE friends, have had plenty of lovers. I want both in one man: best friend, lover, life partner. SWF, 42, ISO SM, 40-50ish, NS, ND, in telligent, laid-back, tender, musi cal, spiritual, evolved. 9480 DWPF, 44, NS, HAPPY, CREATIVE ATTRACtive, gregarious, well-educated. Grounded, loves music, the arts, skiing, hiking, travel, camping, architecture, construction, chil dren. ISO positive, energetic, independent, well-read, family oriented man w/healthy sense of humor and altruistic tendencies, 39-49. 9477_____________________________________ SWF, 36, 5'11", BLUE EYES, AUBURN hair, ath letic. ISO SWM, 30-40, NS/ND, f it, in tellectu al and kind. Can you match my w it, brains and beauty? Only men who want a strong woman need apply. 9476

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i WANT SOMEONE NEW IN YOUR LIFE? Me too! SWF, 23, who loves dancing, ISO SM, 23-30, NS/ND, to paint the town w ith . Karaoke singers and Red Sox fens earn brownie points. Friends firs t, then who knows? No players, no games. 9471 SWF, 33, MOTHER OF TWO. ENJOYS danc ing, movies, dining out or staying home for a quiet evening. I am looking for someone who is caring and honest and likes being around kids, 25-43. 9468 MISS YOUR SAWDUST SMELL, LOVE OF fine design and homemade music. Kept busy w/the old farm, animals, photography and landscape painting. Love walks, good meals, see if our pace, humor, values, aesthetics match. 53-63 isn't too late to build dreams. 9464______________________________________________ ABOVE AVERAGE IQ, ISO SOULMATE Grad student, SF, 28, 5'1", active, muscu lar, seeks SM, 25-32, for coffee, drinks, dinner, possible LTR. Must be a great guy, motivated, honest and above all, like snowshoeing. ND/NS please. 9444 IN TELLIG EN T, SEXY, RECENTLY SIN GLE WPF 30s, looking for an honest man to share adventures w ith . Not interested in LTR, but would love someone to share the lighthearted carefree fun I'm looking for in my new single life. 9443 PRETTY, INTROSPECTIVE, SOFT-SPOKEN F, 37, affectionate and romantic. Ready to merge w/$omeone special. You are attrac tive, turned oh by the simple things ifi " life, don't put on airs, intelligent and love dogs. Let's get together and enjoy each other's company. 9389 KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? SPF^27 Female who? Fun, worldly, adventurous woman looking for someone to solve my riddle. Must like hot chocolate and warm, cozy conversations. 9384 SWF, 5 '9 " , LOVELY H AIR AND EYES Mature-40s, woman of substance, smart, sophisticated, loves to give/receive affec tion. Intellectual discourse, playful diver sions a must. Family, arts, culture, nature and spiritual interests are at the top of my list. And yours? 9365 ATTRACTIVE F, 4 1 , LOVER OF ANIM ALS and nature, enjoys the fin er things in life as w ell as the simple things. ISO a true ' gentleman who knows how to treat a lady, 42-60. Nonsmoker, please. 9352

m en > w om en SM, BLONDE, TALL, WORKOUT FRIEND, climbing partner, traveling, artistic/graphic designer, hardworking, flings and other things. ISO F w/dark hair and wants to be cared for with conversation. Keep the coffee hot. 9836________________________________________ LOVING, ROMANTIC, FUNNY BEAUTIFUL, fiVhealthy, intelligent, adventurous, sensuaL artistic, honest, responsible, spirituaL happy, trusting, grounded, peaceful sophisticated, nature-minded, a truly young 46, 6-3", 200, w/integrity and determination to find: you? Disclaimer: possession and continued assimi lation of above qualities by degrees. 9832 DWM, 41, 5'6", 160. ISO SF, 28-47, slim . I t has been 12 years, she took it all, but I've a lot of love left to give. Want to have fun? Contact me, you won't be sorry. 9814______________________________________________ SWPM, 27 , BOUNDS ON SNOWSHOES AND sizzles in the kitchen. Stands 5'9" w/a sleek 155 lbs. ISO active, independent and in telligent SPF for good tim es and great memories. Candy lovers enjoy home made treats. 9813 LET ME SPO IL YOU. GOOD LOOKING, PASsionate SPM, early 40s, w/youthful enthu siasm. ISO a sexy, kind, honest woman who knows how to enjoy life and the many adventures it offers. 9809 RESONANT, HARMONIOUS, CURIOUS physically active, musical, healthy, sparkle eyed, NS, SWM, 42. ISO LTR near Burlington. However, if you would like to Simply spice up your social circle w/a safe^ fun, well-traveled, interesting person, feel free to call. 9807 O RIG IN AL VT TEDDY BEAR, PM, 3 0 . DO you have days or weekends free? Looking for friends to plow through the winter and dive into spring. I enjoy snowshoe ing, kayaking, fly fishing , camping, movies and good conversation. 9804 BURLINGTON AREA BACHELOR ISO SWPF, late 30s to early 40s, for LTR. I am hard working, intelligent (most of the tim e), home hobbyist and good conversationalist. I like to travel, cook and socialize. Let's start the new year off together. 9801 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! ALL-AROUND GOOD guy, easy and outgoing, smart, careeroriented, adventurous and funny in an offbeat kind of way. Tall, fit and rugged, ISO F kindred sp irit, 29-39, for fun, romance and domestic bliss. 9795

DWM, 28, FIT, HANDSOME LOYAL, KIND, funny, in telligent, sensitive, interesting, good father of incredible 4 yo. ISO fit, pretty, loyal, kind, in telligent, interesting, NS/ND F for dinner, drinks, Red Sox, hikes and snowshoes. 9792

SWM, 51, NS/ND. BOOKS, HIKING, SNOWshoeing, ridge walking, greens, whites, weight lifting, nature, tracking, birds, bears, moose, trees and gardens. ISO F of child bearing age. We w ill spend our evenings snuggling and reading to each other. 9747

SWM, 32, ARTIST, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, bad chess player, avid movie-goer. Into good conversation, books, outdoor a ctiv i tie s, loud and not so loud music, relaxed atmospheres and fun and funnier people. You? 9783_______________________________________

INTELLIGENT, GENUINE, FUNNY EASYgoing, music loving, SM, 29, ISO F, 23-29, NS/ND, w /sim ilar qualities for dating or possible LTR. 9746

INFP M, ISO A F WITH A COMPATIBLE type. 9781 SM, MIDDLE AGED, WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL wiry, 5'10". Expecting a luscious partnerin-waiting to appear out of the blue who revels in the alternate lifestyle, makes fine American distinctions, I can cook for. 9778 WILD OUTDOORS MAN, 37 ISO F FOR winter adventures. A hunting and fishing license is required for th is position, which pays w ell. The fringe benefits are too numerable to mention. 9773 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER! 60+ ACTIVE, great health. Enjoy ten nis, skiing, sailing, hiking, biking. Educated, sensitive, polite, sense of humor. A ll original parts and they continue to function. ISO SPF, who arrived prior to 1950, to share life's expe riences. 9770 DWM, NS, 5 0 , ISO SLIM ATTRACTIVE, down to earth NS F, 35-50. Must want more from men than dinner and a movie. Me: ruggedly handsome in a deformed sort of way. Nice guy, many interests. 9765 SWM, 4 0 s, NS ISO SLENDER OR PETITE, unattached F, NS, 35-50, We a ll seem to like the same stu ff and we a ll claim to be romantic, so let's talk and see if there is intrigue. It's a ll about the chemistry. 9760 HERE'S THE DEAL. I'M IN MY LATE 5 0 s, 5'10", 190. I've been alone for 2 years, looking to reestablish a relationship. All responses answered. 9756 SWM, 2 6 , LONG H A IR , ATTRACTIVE athletic build. Music and snow are ju st about my only interests th is time of year. Jo in me for dinner some night, then maybe later we can snowshoe in moose country. 9751 NE FRAN KLIN CO., BACK TO THE LAND. This SWM, 54, wants the simple life. Gardens, fru it trees, chickens and organic living. 5'11", fair haired and physically fit. ISO woman who loves canoes, snowshoes and wilderness camping. Let's drop off the end together. 9750

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HAPPY M SEEKS HAPPY F FOR FUN AND laughing. Life is for the taking. Let's get down to the enjoym ent. Positive outlook a must. Love being active and s till. Have an open mind and sense of adventure. And be real. 9670 LAID BACK, ATTRACTIVE INDEPENDENT SWM, 43, blue eyes, brown hair. 6', 205 lbs. Likes walks at sunset, the beach, fire places, weekend getaways and lots of cuddling. Seeking SF with same likes for sharing and playing. Age and race don't matter. 9667 MY HAND IS IN MY POCKET HOLDING something that's round, hard and has a head on it . Want to hazard a guess? Nope, it's a quarter, but I like the way you think! Be free, fit, fun and 40ish. 9659 ROMEO SEEKS JU L IE T SWM, 3 0 , ATHLETIC, easygoing, enjoy outdoor and indoor adventures, Aries and financially secure. ISO a woman with the same interests. 9650 READY FOR A SOUL CONNECTION WITH an anachronistic Libra and some green politics? PM ISO a 43-plus, sensual lass who loves snow crystals. No vinyls ju s t a bit of elegance and subtlety please. 9638 HANDSOME, WARM, FUN, DWPM, 4 6 . A one woman man w/very little baggage. ISO attractive F, 30-50, in Barre-Montpelier area, who enjoys most outdoor activities, sim ilar interests and is 420 friendly. Please call me. 9634

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FIT, PLAYFUL & ATTRACTIVE COMPASSionate, humble and caring. Enjoys healthy living, nature, theater and the finer things in life. Seeks a petite, sensual, blue eyed angel, who's intelligent, fit, classy and sexy, 35-50ish. 9567 SANTA BABY, BRING ME AN ANGEL TO hold until the reindeer come home. SWM, 46, 5'11, 175, fit, healthy, ambitious, good looking, NS/NA. Likes country, outdoors, anim als, movies. ISO soulmate that's fit, attractive, healthy, playful, down to earth, ready for love. 9547 I LOVE HOT AIR BALLOONS, ULTRA light planes, music by the fire, fire by the lake and more. SWM, 45, financially secure. A ttractive, playful, 5'10", 165, brown hair, hazel eyes. You: sim ilar quali ties. Age and race are unim portant. 9472 A NICE PACKAGE! INQUIRING MIND, engaging sm ile, alluring eyes, health con scious style, deep soothing voice, devoid of guile, late forty years, w ell worth the while. 9448 SWM, 37, 5'10", 150 LBS. ISO A, B OR dreadlocked F for fun and hopeful LTR. 9391 _____________________________ MY DOG THINKS I NEED A FRIEND FOR the winter. SWM, 35, f it . Hiking, snowshoeing, running, nature lover. I cook, read, am w ell educated and sensitive. ISO sim ilar, f it F who loves to laugh. My dog has the fin al say! 9388 ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, KIND SWM Active, athletic, adventurous. Hiking, bik ing, skiing, snowboarding, rock clim bing, inline skating, kayaking, skydiving! Let's fly! This guitar playing, song writing, poet/ writer, is ISO a beautiful woman, 20-35, who can keep up with me and wants to. 9387 HARD-BOILED PRIVATE EYE W/SOFT SIDE seeks classy dame for jazz-filled evenings, new adventures. ISO open-minded, in te lli gent lady who likes feeling protected and respected. No pressure or mind games guaranteed. This gumshoe's for hire. 9386

ADAM SEEKS EVE, 28-42. I HAVE YOUR rib and wish to return it . Fig leaf option al, intelligence is mandatory. Serpent pro vided after in itia l apple is offered. Apple crisp together. Burlington is Heaven for now. 9372 SWM, 52, YOUTHFUL, REFLECTIVE, PRACtical visionary-type ISO long-term commit ted, non-possessive partnership, focused on spiritual growth, honesty, fun, nature, travel, possibly family. ISO wise, freespirited, compassionate woman to explore life's joys/challenges together and play. Also seeking new friends, activity compan ions. 9370 MYSTIC SCORPIO M, 44, ISO THAT SPECIAL lady that destiny has appointed. Sense of humor, spirituality and romantic tendencies all required. Chemistry and communication appreciated. "It's supposed to be easy and fun." 9368 SWM ISO SF. ME: SHY, KIND GENTLE, love music (hip-hop), movies and ju st hanging out. You: same interests. Start out as friends and see where we go from there. 9364 WCM, 57, ISO SHAPELY, ATTRACTIVE companion/friend for LTR. I am poor, imperfect, honest, compassionate, passion ate, nature lover, eclectic, daily exerciser, SOX fan, good listener, can verbalize emotions, sense of humor, art degree, attractive. Any race fine. 9357 MAGIC AND CHEMISTRY ARE VITAL BUT tru st, honesty and expressiveness form the glue for long-term intimacy. Handsome, healthy, fit, easygoing, youthful, 40ish, SWM, ISO slender F, 25-45, for fun, com panionship and romance, long hair a plus! Let's talk. 9350

w om en > w om en ISO NS SOUL SISTER, 25-50 FRIENDS first, maybe LTR. Me: double Scorpio, pre op WTS/lesbian w itch, new to Montpelier area, 45, but younger looking and at heart. Compassionate, sensitive, spiritual, creative, loves cooking, nature, sense of humor, WGDR fan. Let's talk! 9800 ISO CUTIE TO PASS THE TIME W/ME: 20, ta ll, soft butch, athletic, intelligent and very kindhearted. You: athletic, femme or butch, sweet and romantic. LTR maybe. No crazy lesbian drama, please! 9749 SEEKING FREE-SPIRITED, TRIM, NS GF, 35-50, for companionship and chemistry. I'm in telligent, open-minded, slender, active, fun-loving, hard working. I value good health and spiritual awareness: cocktails and conversations. 9478 PRINCESS SEEKS CUTE GIRL TO MAKE trouble, drink 40s, sometimes be quiet w ith. Me: 24, crazy, artist, Cancer, stays up late. You: butch or femme, intelligent, considerate, confident. Let's have stim u lating conversation and then make out. 9453 __________________ ____________ WBI, GOTHIC, FF, ND/NS/NA 19, ISO LTR. Dark sense of humor. I am beautiful, into salt water fish , animals and healing. ISO blonde F, th in , smart, 18-26 and affectionate. 9351

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BIWM BOTTOM SEEKS TOP FOR HOT, discreet regular encounters in Burlington area. Me: 42, 5'6, 145, attractive, clean, healthy. Seek attractive, clean, safe top, 25-45, for th is hungry bottom. Enjoy long, m ultiple sessions. Use me. Safe only. Your place. 9376 BIWM, 36, BLONDE, BLUE, 6'1" 205, good looking, endowed, laid back, fun. ISO BI/GM of any race to have some naughty w/an under 45 hottie. Dark men are a plus. Be somewhat in shape, cute and w illing . Burlington area. 9354

ju s t frie n d s FORMER PRO MASSEUR, 43, LONG GONE amateur, seeks to reenter field . Seeking women w/good hands who like to receive and give. Equal trade not neces sary, but enthusiasm for both roles a plus. 9669

GIRLFRIEND/WIFE NOT DOING THE JOB? Would you love incredible oral action? Me: easy going, attractive M, 33. ISO straight or BIM, 18-45, in decent shape, 6'+. Discreet, privacy assured. No strings attached. Call me! 9771 HOT BIM, 39, ISO CU OR JUST ONE BI/GM. I'm top or bottom, 5'11", 150. Willing to be in pictures for a photogra pher. I f you have an ad, leave box num ber. Let's please each other. 9754 BIM SAFE AND DISCREET, YOU BE THE same. ISO bondage trainee, M/F, 18-30, for photo sessions and more. Prefer slim bodies. Are you ready for some fun? Then let's play. I'm waiting for your call. 9743 BIF, 23, ISO SBIF FOR THREESOME FUN w/m yself and my boyfriend. I'm 5'8", about 150 lb s., blond hair, blue eyes. He's about 225 lb s., dark hair, green eyes. No CU, please. 9664 ATTRACTIVE, DISCREET SBIWM 26 INTO sensual massage, creative play and exploring new things. ISO attractive, discreet, open minded CU and/or SM/F for no strings adult encounters. 9663 HEADS UP! BIWM, 32 BARRE AREA ISO men, 18-35, in decent shape, who would like to be orally serviced early mornings or late at night. No reciprocation neces sary. Leave stats at number. 9657 CENTRAL VT CROSSDRESSER 5'9", heavyset, 50, ISO other central Vermont cross dressers for makeup tips and adult fun. I f you don't dress, don't respond 9648 RETIRED PF, HAPPY AND CONTENT. OPEN to new friendships, travel, political dis cussion, creative and performing arts. ISO honest, educated, individual interested in communication of a ll kinds. 9538 BIPF, 41, ISO SIMILAR FOR EXPLORATION I'm blonde/green, 5'6", slender, volup tuous, 136, NS/ND, sensual, discreet. Are you the same? I f my boyfriend behaves, he might get to watch, but it's up to you and me if he gets to play. 9460 MAWBIF ISO OPEN-MINDED ADVENTUR OUS BIF. Me: sensuous, creative witchywoman w/desire to share a ll aspects of my sexuality w ith my husband. He is open to w itn essing /joining in when welcome. We are sensible, down to earth and real. Age, race, size unimpor ta n t. 9378

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MACU ISO BF TO FULFILL FANTASY OF curious FF female. You choose: both male and female can play or he can just watch! 9374

WE NEED ANOTHER MAN OR WOMAN TO fulfill this lady's desire. Fill together, two at a time, or separately w/oral finesse and caress. Touching, tasting, kissing, sighing, sexual massage, all that three can play. She waits dreamy, steamy. 9373

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PRETTY, INTROSPECTIVE, SOFT SPOKEN F, 3 7 , a ffe ctio n a te and ro m antic. Ready to merge w /so m eo ne s p e c ia l. You are a ttra c tiv e , tu rn ed on by sim ple th in g s in life , don't put on a irs, in te llig e n t and love dogs. Let's get to g eth e r and e n jo y each other's com pany. 9 808

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F, 23, ISO BI-CURIOUS F, 21-25 TO experiment with. I'd love to mess around and my husband would love to watch or join in. 9791

SHY, FUN-LOVING SWF, 23, ISO 420 friendly, 22+, M, F or both to share new experiences inside and out this winter. Let's meet for a drink and maybe test the waters. 9643

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chain-smoking, SF, 24, ISO, 23-30 YO, out spoken, music-loving, politically minded, urban hipster chick who knows her way around the bedroom and isn't afraid to jSrove it. Fans of Tori Amos and/or Hillary Clinton need not reply. 9564

YOUNG CU ISO F, 19-30 TO SPICE THINGS

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up. We are very laid back and open. She is 21, BI, 100 lbs. He is 24, straight, 140 lbs. -Must be STD Let^meet ffo co ffel and more! 9794

N/D, N/S, clean and neat, who likes all music, dancing, romance. A little kinky, a lot &xy, aduft-encounters, positive attitude, good sense of humor. Candlelight dinners, sleep overs, LTR, no marriage. Massages and oral sex; give and receive. 9346

CU ISO BLONDE, FLUFFY HAIRED, BLUEeyed vixen, 22-24, snowboarding, epilep tic, ecologist for bonfires, drunkep.nights and more? Wilderness First Responder, a plus. Him: straight, 6'3", 185, cynical, well-endowed engineer, dirty blonde/dirty mind. Her: gin guzzling, petite, perky, promiscuous, large breasts. 9790

WCU, BOTH ARE STRAIGHT HE: 53, 6'2", 190. She: 38, 5'4", 140. ISO other CU for discreet encounters in Burlington area. Both are D/A free. Let's have some fun. 9786

YOUNG CU ISO YOUNG F TO HAVE FUN with, maybe even have a friendship. We are into just about anything and want to try new things. Please contact if interest ed. 9763

MACU ISO BM FOR WEEKEND ENJOYMENT. He likes it big and hard. I want to watch you do it. Must be very clean and discreet. 9759

SEXY, ATTRACTIVE, CLEAN, FUN CU IN 40s is looking for hot, attractive, exotic F to dive in sea of Love. Needs to be discreet, uninhibited and clean. Full fun, tenderness, sensuality and orgasms guaranteed! Live your fantasies. 9671

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ISO GWM, 21+ for friendship, sex and more. You: slim, smooth, needing best friend/lover. Me: loving, understanding, humorous, finan cially secure w/home. ND/NA. 9768

get enough. M, 41, prefer older. Anyone up for discreet, long lasting oral sessions. Cigar-smokers A+. 9541

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pleasure. She's 22, 5'8", medium build, blonde hair. I'm 42, 5'11". Age and race doesn't matter. Only serious callers respond, please. 9481

redhead F, 30+, desiring considerate, patient, generous, oral and massage ses sions. Slim, fit, youthful, 40s M, w/musical choices for all her moody selves. Let our winter fire smolder together. Washington Co. ND/NS. Vegetarian? Yes! 9767

CHEVY, DODGE, FORD; TOUGH TRUCKS. Rugged, hairy chested, outdoor type of M, BI or MA, need a break from home? You show me what's under your hood and I'll show you my diesel! Straight acting guys only! 9748

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NEED A HOT, SEXY SENSUAL BODY TO

18-25, slim, small nose, stunning, hippy, quite the intellect, know what you want in life. This is me, on top of you: 31, but looking 25, single dad, Montpelier area. Any questions? 9837

snuggle up to on a cold winter's night. This attractive adventurous, athletic DWM, 44, ISO a connection w/similar attractive, sexy, open-minded F, who can be a little wild in the bedroom. 9745

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want at home? Handsome, in-shape, 100% safe WM, 42, in Burlington. ISO mature woman for discreet sex. Very oral. I will give you the physical pleasure you are looking for. Just between us. 9803

more. Hot amateur fun. Let's set something up. ISO older top males for exhibition. 9744

DUDES WANTED WHO ARE INTO VOYEURism and exhibitionism. If you like to show it alt, give me a call! 9789

E.T. LOVER IN NEED OF "FINE HETEROsapien female specimen" for intercourse and probing until mothership arrives. 9672

FOOT GUY ISO 18-30 FOOT GODDESS TO

experience you've only read or heard about? WM, 40s, willing to help get you there. 9776

pamper and worship your feet. I will be at your command. I'd love to kiss, smell, lick, paint your toenails, massage and care for every foot need. Call for your own foot slave. 9654

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burning fireplace, culinary creations and fine wines. Handsome, healthy, easygoing, youth ful, 5'11", -175, 40ish, SWM. ISO slender F, 25-45, for friendship and sexual adventures. All responses answered. Let's talk. 9769

5'8", 180, ISO F that wants lots of oral. I am very well hung and a smoker. Can last a very long time. Open minded. Would do BI, CU, TV, or CD. 9543

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EAGER AND HORNY BOTTOM BOY 42, 150 lb. ISO top guys who know what they want. I am clean, healthy and open-minded to anything you want. Only top guys need respond. How kinky can you get? 9479

M, 60+, ISO FRIEND(S) WITHIN 40 MILES of Burlington for dinners in/out, conversa tion, day trips. Interests: art, music, theatre, Montreal. Must have own transport. Great sex if chemistry works. Platonic okay too. 9457

MY PERFECT DAY: UP EARLY, OUTSIDE work, long ski in the afternoon, great din ner, good book, stimulating conversation, gentle lovemaking. Innovative farmer, early 30s, seeks lovely women who desires same. 9454

ARE YOU MARRIED, IN A RELATIONSHIP, attractive, feeling unfulfilled and hopeless ly human? You're not alone. I'm handsome, fit, easygoing, and sensual. ISO slender woman, 20-45, for friendship and sexual adventures. Discreet, limits respected, safe sex. All responses answered. Let's talk. 9445

PWM, VOYEUR, AMATEUR DIGITAL PHOTOgrapher. ISO exhibitionist, BI/GM, for discreet photo sessions. BICU OK. Let's have some fun. 9359

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TOY MANCHESTER TERRIER ON A LEASH

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LAUNDROMAT 11/22, BLACK SWEATSHIRT

at Noah's Arc, 12/19/03, w/the prettiest woman in the world. Me: black hat, leather jacket. Can I walk you? The lady has to come along. I only want to make her happy. 9797

was meeting friends, you were sitting, w/your sister I hope, by the window. I was chatting away, you were smiling as I spoke. I asked if you were listening to my words, you said something beautiful about my voice. Interested in exchanging words and smiles? 9755

baggy jeans. We exchanged smiles and hellos. I was intrigued, but had two ques tions: "How old is he?", I'm older than I look, and "An Audi?", stereotyping, but it didn't seem to fit. Care to answer? 9552

J. W., ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS A CHANCE. 9796

12/18, STRAWBERRY-BLONDE CARPENTER w/glasses. I stole your seat at Ake's, you: kind to let me stay. Spoke of carpentry, shamrocks. I never had a chance to talk to you. Buy you a four-leaf clover sometime, now I know the secret. 9793

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TO THE STRIKING YOUNG LADY IN BLUE

I SPY MY NEW YEAR'S CRUSH FIRST 0UTside in Metronome line, then inside bump ing and grinding. Liked the secret booty grabs but it was such a tease. Is she your girlfriend? Wish you could have been my midnight kiss. 9835

SAW YOU AT BARNES AND NOBLE, 12/28.

that makes my early morning Monday trav els so much more bearable. I always have my head in the clouds as a result of our exchange. 9788

I SPY A CUTE, WEEKEND NEWS ANCHOR/ reporter. We made eye contact the other day. Want to grab a "coffee", meet, chat? 9785____________________________ _____________ ___

IN MY DREAM. I MISS YOUR SLOW VOICE reading me poetry in the black basement, pipes swinging. I miss you playing cello on the asphalt at sunrise, leg twitching. Please don't sever completely. I miss you as my friend in the lonely world. Be you poet or madman, I promise never to hurt you. This is real. 9742

WE FIRST MET AT MYERS BAGELS. YOU: A blue eyed, blond haired girl. You've caught my attention and won't let go. Your stun ning beauty has me tongue tied whenever you're in sight. I seem to strike up a con versation with everyone at the Daily Planet but you. The next time I'm captivated by your beauty, please help me. 9662

You: reading PhotoShoot. Me: sitting across from you w/my daughter. Our eyes met. Would love for them to meet again. Me: silver Beetle, NY plates. You: blue Acura, Cornell sticker. 9834

I SPY A SUGAR BISCUIT WHO USED TO

FAHC S. BURL IN CARLY. RN MID 40s,

hang out in Waterbury, now seen frequent ing the hot spots of Montpelier. Your french press and bumper stickers have got me all aflutter. 9784

gave me a flu shot, you looked great. If you are not married, let's get together for coffee or a dinner. 9661

HUNGER MTN. COOP, 12/17 RED VW,

THE EMISSARY, LONG TIME NO SATURDAY

green quilted down coat, black shoes, big ass heel. Checked out at the checkout. If you know her, tell her I need her. 9816

night banter. I'm missing the interesting conversation! Mocha lattes sometime? Email me or "Bear"ing It. 9782

CHRISTMAS DAY, MONTPELIER OUR DOGS

12/12 WOMEN'S OIL WRESTLING ANDY?

met after you were leaving Hubbard Park. Your huskie and my "short Lassie" got along quite well. Me: tall man w/blue jacket wish ing to say hello again over coffee. 9815

We crossed paths after I approached your friend, asking your name and trying not to get caught. Later, I saw you waiting in the parking lot. Wanted to say hi bufecouldn't ditch the frier^^ 9780 0

YOU NEED TO BE BETTER AT WORDS T^AN pictures, you have your hand in too many hats, but I know you like me. When you get your head around it, let me know. 9811

BORDERS:, 12/26, LONG GLANCE SMILES exchanged. You: looking for DVDs. Me: thinking about food. Want to get some dinner? 9806

RED ROCKS, 12/21, SOLSTICE SUNDAY 10 am. You were climbing up, I was barreling down. Was sorry for almost skiing into you, then wished you hadn't dodged! Want to get our dogs and skis together on the same track? 9805

CLANCYS, BILLY IDOL, ROSES IN REFRIGERators and Nagel. I have thought of you often and wonder where you are. Your ini tials are ETS and once you were my Valentine. If you remember me, I'd love to hear from you. 9802

12/19, UNCOMMON GROUNDS YOU: bearded w/a gray wool hat, exuding a mel low sweetness. Me: green sweater, sipping ' tea w/friend at next table. You smiled warmly: I felt much too shy to talk to you. Signed, Intrigued Over Tea. 9799

12/5, IDX PARTY. I LIKED YOUR SWEATER, you liked my chips. Sorry for the awkward adios. 9798

the "SS" officer from the XXX party. I left a message and my number. Do you still want to make me smile? 9640

DIRTY BLONDES WITH EMPTY THREATS The LO/CO answered your weak challenges and set a date for our supposed showdown but alas, you are spiritually and physically without balls. You've narrgwly escaped destruction. You're lucky. I f would have been ugly. 9629____________ K ___________ '

HEY FILMMAKER/WRITER EXTRAORDINAIRE.

DEAR LED: WE SET THE TIME. WE SET THE

Guess you thought my story sucked. You could have told me. I like honesty. Oh well. Can't hold it against you, guess I'm a sucker for dark curly hair. You made me buy Astral Weeks. 9779

place. Don't go shootin' your wad early. Besides we're not done slappin' you around yet. Love ya! The Blondes. 9628

NECTAR'S, 11/10, YOU: SEXY BASS FOR the perfect sandwich. Me: girl who can't keep her eyes off of you. You're obviously good w/your hands! Let's orchestrate and make beautiful music together! 9774

12/5, ESCALATORS OUTSIDE FILENE'S, going up. Me: blue turtleneck, standing at customer service. We caught each other's eyes. You: short brown hair w/girlie cute face. We exchanged a second look. How about another look? 9772

TO CHRIS, THE NOMAR LOOK-ALIKE AT Manhattan Pizza, Friday 12/5. It was fun looking at the karaoke book with you. Sorry I didn't ask for your number before you left. Me: Sox fan w/wavy brown hair. Dinner sometime? 9766

WE SPY AT RJs, 12/10, A HOT FIREMAN and a sexy engineer. We were the two blondes enjoying your company. How about a double date? 9761

PETE, YOU ANSWERED MY AD, 9352, recently. I didn't receive your phone num ber. Please leave your number, I'm interest ed in speaking to you. 9757

SPOTTED AD FROM THE 80s GIRL I AM

WONDER WOMAN: I MET YOU AT A COStume party in Essex Jet. You and your friend were off to H.G. to see Reid. I'm having trouble reaching you. Help me out. 9568

THE FIRE'S OUT, BUT MY HEART'S STILL smoking'. Thanks for nearly saving my life Monday night. I'm still catching my breath and may need resuscitation. You're defi nitely hot! Drop by the studio: I'll play you a new song. 9565

11/22 YOU: WEARING A NAME TAG standing behind counter, Hardware at Sears. Me: guy w/brown hair, carrying bike hel met, buying earplugs/CD wallet. What do you do when you're not working at Sears? May I have the honor of finding out?. 9558

TO THE VINTNER OF CLASSIC CONVERSAtions of life, immersed in crafts, art, cook ing, gardening, living in the country and rejecting the constraints of the American Dream. Let's step away from work one day and have a cup of coffee. Yes? 9555

I WAS HOPING TO SEE YOU BUT WAS TOO

NOV., IN LINE AT CITY MARKET YOU: curly brown hair, you remembered my name. I used to work at the Co-op. I'd for gotten your name, but I remember it now. Want to go for a hike sometime? 9545

CITY MARKET, SUNDAY. YOU HAVE BEAUTIfully expressive blue eyes, dark hair in tails, loose green sweater, gorgeous smile and canvas bag painted "Ninkula". Tried to catch you, but you vanished. Please, let's talk. 9475___________ _______________________

11/21 PRINT SHOW, FIREHOUSE GALLERY You: white poncho, very cute. Me: tall, short hair, glasses, orange sweater, sam pling eclairs next to you. Wish we had met. Care to discuss art or food? 9470

BLUE MOON, I SPY YOU STILL. YOU WERE sitting w/your 3 friends (I hope they were friends) you changed your seat to see me better. Sexy eye contact until I had to leave. You should call me! 9469

AMADEUS DRIVER FILLING UP AT Shelburne Rd. Mobil, 11/22. We talked about piano and Mozart. I am tall and have red hair. Would you like to go to a concert together? 9467

DOWNTOWN BURLINGTON, OLD NAVY 11/23 You: dark hair, glasses, beautiful smile. Was that your mom with you? Me: tall, slim, was w/two female friends. We ran into each other in men's clothijig area. Would love to see that smile again! 9465

SUNDAY AFTERNOON, 11/23, COUNTRYside area, Essex Jet. You: guy jogging w/dog in street. Me: guy walking opposite direction on sidewalk. We exchanged hel los, made brief eye contact. Want to take a walk sometime in the same direction? 9461

WE SMILED AT EACH OTHER IN CAPITAL Video, Saturday. The Talking Heads played. If my heart weren't beating so fast, I would have surely introduced myself and asked you out. Will you give me another chance? 9458

11/22 HECTORS. YOU: TALL, LONG BROWN hair, glasses, hanging w/friends. First at bar, then by window. Me: bearded guy at middle table, too shy to say anything but now truly regret it. How about a drink with me sometime? 9455

THANKS FOR WALKING ME TO MY CAR and for Family Guy. Sorry I could not stay, but I'd like to hang out again. Give me a call! 9452 _ _______ ________

RECENTLY, AT 4-CORNERS, YOU INTROduced me to the wonder that is I Spy. I wanted to talk to you more, but didn't want to intrude on your lunch w/your friend. So now you have been spied. Run w/it. 9450

shy to talk. Bumped into you at water cool er, Muddies on Sunday 11/30, around 11 am. Saw you this summer outside coop and at farmers' market. I want to meet you. 9554

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(July 23-Aug. 22): I really like a lot about “Suga Suga,” a song by hiphop artist Baby Bash. The rhythm is crafty, the lead guitar line tasty and the chorus melody infectious. I love Baby Bash’s sinuous rap cadences and Franky J ’s gorgeous singing. The lyrics of “Suga Suga,” on the other hand, are vapid and vulgar. And the video of the song is (May 21-June 20): I morally idiotic, depicting men leering at believe you should draw your inspira a succession of surgically sculpted tion this week from the British graffiti women who dress and preen like artist Bansky. He bought an unremark android porn stars. Is there anything in able landscape painting at a flea market your ltf£ that you both love and hate, as and glyed a police “Do Not Cross’’ tape*" • I do “Suga Suga,” Leo? I’m betting the answer’s an intense “Yes!” What should onto it. Then, disguised^a^huffling old man, he struggled it into London’s you do about it? Try to ignore the part prestigious Tate Museum and managed you’re allergic to, or else abandon the to hang it on a wall, where for a while entire enteij>rise altogether?. Don’t make it was regarded as a legitimate work of a decision until at least February 1. art by visitors and staff alike. Is there

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►housing fo r rent BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3 and 4 bedrooms. Close to UVM/bus line. Off-street parking. Avail, immed. $600-1300/mo. 864-4449. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. Avail. 2/1-5/31. Close to UVM/ downtown, spacious, hdwd, offstreet parking. Pets welcome. $800/mo. 802-233-0124. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Close to town/lake. Parking and laundry. AvaiL 2/1. $660/mo. + utils. 482-4822. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Just renovated. New ceramic tile, bath room. Close to town/lake. Parking and laundry. Avail, immed. $720/mo. + utils. 482-4822. BURLINGTON: 12 Clarke St. 1-bedroom, 1-bath, heat incl. Close to downtown. Avail, immed. $640/mo. Please call, 864-5200 x 237. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. in older home, first floor, offstreet parking, hdwd, front/back porches, efficient gas, hot water heat - not incl. Quiet, dead-end street, off Shelburne Rd. near rotary. 865-9165. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt., second floor, off-street parking for one car. 11 Barrett St. Across from Domino's. No dogs. $625/mo. + utils. 233-6914. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, fresh renovation, Old North End, hdwd, W/D hookups, off-street parking and gas heat. Avail, now. $800/mo. + utils. 893-0000. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom house, 1.25-bath, large yard, walking distance to lake, hospital and downtown. Off-street parking. No smoking/pets. Avail, now. SllOO/mo. + utils. 802-475-4007. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom on Bradley St. Gas heat, off-street parking. Nice old-fashioned apt. $75Q/mo. + utils. 878-9397. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, second floor in owner-occupied duplex. Quiet. 207 Park St. No smoking/pets. $900/mo., incl. heat/HW, parking. 865-1794. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, very clean and efficient. Off-street parking, walk to downtown. Perennial and herb garden. Avail. 1/1. $850/mo. + utils. 734-0778. BURLINGTON: 215 Elmwood Ave. Brand new renovation. 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, W/D hookups, off-street parking, close to Church St. Avail. 12/1. $1600/mo. + utils. 864-8314. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, hdwd, central, gas heat. Sec. 8 acceptable. $1000/mo. + utils. 864-9790. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house. Downtown. Fenced yard. Parking. AvaiL 2/1. $1500/mo. 658-6630. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, newly renovated (wiring, plumbing, appliances, insulation, windows the works) backyard, off-street parking, pets, W/D, cellar, directly on busline. No smoking. Section 8 approved. Avail. 2/1. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-863-6968. BURLINGTON: 3/4-bedroom house w/off-street parking, W/D, gas heat, large fenced in back yard. AvaiL now. $1300-1400/mo. ORC Property Mgt., 383-5406.

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First floor. Gas heat, W/D hookups, parking, cellar, back yard. New carpet/paint. AvaiL mid-January. $1100/mo. + utils. Call 802-655-1032. BURLINGTON: 714 Riverside Ave. 3-bedroom, 1-bath, offstreet parking, gas heat, on bus line. No pets/smoking. AvaiL now. $725/mo. Please call 864-5200 x 237. BURLINGTON: Amazing, beauti ful, spacious, clean, quiet, 2bedroom apt. in downtown area Victorian home (Brookes Ave.). Porch, yard and parking. $1050/ mo. 860-4668 or photo@sover.net BURLINGTON AREA: Brand new 2-bedroom and 3-bedroom, 1bath w/basement, W/D hookups, gas HW heat. New kitchen and bath, windows, appliances, park ing garage option. On busline and mins, to downtown Burlington, walk to downtown Winooski. No pets. AvaiL now. $875/mo. (2-bedroom), $1200/mo. (3-bedroom). Hank, 316-0682. BURLINGTON: Beautiful 1-bed room. Ferguson Ave. Dark wood work, large living room, large kitchen w/new appliances incl. DW, large bedroom w/two builtin closets. Storage room. Heat/ HW incl. Off-street parking. Short walk to Oakledge Park/waterfront. No pets/smoking. AvaiL 1/1. $800/mo. 802-951-1604.

bedroom apt. in quiet building. Sorry, no off-street parking. No pets. AvaiL now. $575/mo. + utils. 863-2070. BURLINGTON: S. Willard St. Classic 1-bedroom, sunny and spa cious w/new appliances, modern tile bath, hdwd, parking. $825/ mo., heat incl. Red E. Rentals, 138 Church St., 860-4641. BURLINGTON: South End. Quiet studio w/parking. $575/mo. + utils. Owner-occupied duplex w/ three spacious bedrooms, dining room, hdwd, yard. $1199/mo. Best offer. Red E. Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: South End studio apt. Heat/HW. Nonsmoking. Off-street parking. $700/mo. 863-0565. BURLINGTON: Spacious 2-bed room apt. Close to downtown. Laundry. AvaiL 2/1. $950/mo. 658-8769. BURLINGTON: Studio. Hdwd, ceramic tile, recently renovated, new kitchen and bath, tall win dows. No off-street parking. $625/mo., incl. heat. 482-4822. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom apt. Close to downtown/hospital/UVM. No smoking/pets. Offstreet parking. AvaiL now. $900/ mo., incl. heat/HW. 863-6070, leave msg. BURLINGTON: Two 1-bedrooms. Church St. and Colchester Ave. New appliances. No pets. $675/ mo. + utils. 863-9656. BURLINGTON: Very clean 1bedroom in quiet building. W/D hookups, parking, two porches. New carpet/linoleum floors. No smoking/pets. AvaiL now. $635/ mo. + utils. + dep. 878-2239. BURLINGTON: Walk to down town. 1-bedroom split, could be used as 2-bedroom. Eat-in kitchen, yard, parking. AvaiL now. $650/mo. + utils. Walk-in service, 138 Church St., Red E. Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Walk to down town. 2-bedroom w/dining room or 3rd bedroom. Hdwd, porch, basement, storage, yard, park ing. AvaiL now. $850/mo. + utils. Walk-in service, 138 Church St., Red E. Rentals, 860-4641. CHARLOTTE: Stunning, spacious two-story, 1-bedroom near the lake. Open kitchen/living area w/large windows and beautiful SN exposure. Large second floor bedroom w/sunset views of Adirondacks. 20 mins, to Burlington. Heat/elec. incl. Shared laundry. Nonsmokers only. $950/mo. 802-324-8306. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath condo. Near St. Mike's and Fanny Allen. New W/D, carpet and paint. Low cost heat. Nice yard, garage. $1200/mo. + dep. 899-5426. ESSEX: 2-bedroom, full bath, gas heat, laundry. New paint, floors and appliances. No pets. Through 8/31/04. $700/mo. + dep. + lease. 879-9337, leave msg. ESSEX: 3-bedroom duplex for rent. 7 rooms + 1.5-bath. Natural gas, HW,; all appliances, yard, parking, c&im, quiet. AvaiL 12/1. $1300/mo. + utils. 872-8668. ESSEX JCT.: 1-bedroom apt. Bath, kitchen, living room. Pvt. drive and entrance. No smok ing/pets. AvaiL 1/15. $575/mo., incl. electric/heat. 878-1937. ESSEX JCT.: 2-bedroom, 1-bath. No pets per assoc, rules. Tenant pays heat/electric. AvaiL 2/1. $950/mo. Kristina, 846-9572. ESSEX JCT.: Great apartment in the village. 2-bedroom, LR, DR, kitchen, office, porch. Hdwd, yard, garden space, privacy, lots of parking, W/D hookups. On site storage. Great schools/ neighborhood. Easy walking dis tance to village center library/ schools, etc. Easy commute for IBM/Burlington and beyond. No smokers/pets. AvaiL immed. $900/ mo. + utils. + sec. dep. 879-9422. ESSEX, N.Y.: Furnished carriage house apt. Lake views and art studio. AvaiL monthly through 6/4. Near ferry. No smoking. $600, 518-963-7494 or 7222. JEFFERSONVILLE: 2-bedroom village apt. avail, now. No smok ing/pets. $600/mo. + utils. First, last, sec. req. 1-bedroom also avail. $550/mo. Call MVRE at 644-5747.

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PANTON: AvaiL through 6/1. Spacious, exceptional 2-bedroom, 2-bath lakefront home. Fully furnished w/expansive deck and patio. $1200/mo. + utils. Call Karen at Lang Middlebury, 802-388-1977. RICHMOND: Wonderful 3-bedroom house near hiking trails. Great light, cozy kitchen, W/D. No smoking. $1200/mo. Short term lease pref. 434-7050. S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse. Gas, W/D. No pets/ smoking. $875/mo. + utils. 802864-7610, leave message. S. BURLINGTON: East Terrace, 2-bedroom, parking, garage, yard, gardens, mtn. views, walk to UVM/FA. AvaiL 2/1. $900/ mo., incl. heat/HW. Call 865-8373. S. BURLINGTON: Large, clean, quiet, upstairs, off Hinesburg Rd. 5 mins, to FAHC/UVM, 10 mins, to downtown. Gas heat, parking, yard. No smoking/pets. AvaiL 1/10. $650/mo. + utils. 862-9575. S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom, 1st floor, propane heat, carpet, tile, wellkept, new kitchen/bath floors, stainless steel refrigerator/DW. No pets/smoking. $1025/mo. 434-3749. SHELBURNE: Sunny 1-bedroom apt. in village. No dogs/smokers. $600/mo., incl. utils. Call 985-3648. SOUTH DUXBURY: $650/mo. Small cottage w/sleeping loft, cathedral living room, galley kitchen, gas heat, basement, yard, garden, brook, easy access. 802-496-3980 or Frank@more townRE.com. WINOOSKI: 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Off-street parking. Gas heat. No pets. 1-bedroom, $550/ mo. 2-bedroom, $650/mo. 3bedroom, $900/mo. 655-2544. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt. on quiet street. Hdwd, lots of new windows, off-street parking, big backyard’. AvaiL 1/15. First month and sec. due/$800/mo. Damon, 802-318-1369. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom loft apt. Great space, views, location, health club. Current rent, $1010/ mo. AvaiL immed. Tenant: 2834352. Management: 655-1186. Woolen Mill #127. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, gas heat, one parking space. AvaiL immed. $700/mo. + dep. Sean, 878-7685. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, second floor, five rooms + bath, deck, bright, clean, gas heat, parking. AvaiL immed. $700/mo. + utils./ dep. Please call, 655-0626.

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heat/HW/cooking. Off-street parking, rubbish/snow removal, W/D hookups. Front/back yard. $1200/mo. + utils. 434-5736. WINOOSKI: Bright 1-bedroom, off-street parking, coin-op laun dry, gas heat. Water and trash removal incl. $750/mo. ORC Property Mgt., 802-383-5406. WINOOSKI: Just renovated. Quiet 2+bedroom, hdwd, new tiled bath, brand new appli ances, W/D, fenced yard, sun porch, back porch, off-street parking. Pets neg. Ready 1/04. $975/mo. 899-1735. WINOOSKI: Large, clean, quiet 2-bedroom. Laundry, parking, porch. $800/mo. + utils. 863-8055.

room, shared kitchen and bath. Parking, cable, coin laundry. Clean, quiet, secure. No smok ing/pets. Grad student/mature student. AvaiL now. $450/mo., inclusive. 862-3341. BURLINGTON: Two rooms in beautiful 4-bedroom. Furnished duplex near UVM. Parking, gar den space and more. $460/mo., $490, incl. heat, cable and broadband. 802-862-1089.

►sublets BURLINGTON: Room avail, immed. in 4-bedroom apt. w/two males, one female. Quiet neigh borhood, 10 min. walk to UVM/ downtown. Off-street parking. AvaiL through end of May. Call Jason, 578-6388. BURLINGTON: Subletter need ed. M/F to share 3-bedroom. Rose St. Close to downtown. Hdwd, W/D. 1/1 through 6/1. $300/mo. Leave msg. for John, 651-0145. BURLINGTON: Two subletters needed for 5-bedroom house. Colchester Ave. Last house before Trinity Campus. Off-street parking. Study room. One dog. W/D, not coin-op. Two students, one prof. Call Elton anytime for info, 802-238-8269.

►vacation re n tal BEST BEACH in Belize. New 2bedroom, 2-bath, fully-equipped house for Feb. 2004. Reduced price, $1500/two weeks. 456-7014. HILTON HEAD ISLAND: Royal Dunes Resort. 3-bedroom condo w/full kitchen, W/D. Pool and hot tub on site. Close to beach and golf. AvaiL April 9-16. $1050/ wk. Email Odinhound@ adelphia.net or call 802-863-8605. ST. THOMAS, USVI-Magens Bay Villas Club: 1-bedroom w/kitchen. Will sleep up to four people. Close to Magens Beach and the golf course. AvaiL April 3-10. $825/ wk. Email odinhound@adelphia .net or call 802-863-8605.

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►com m ercial props. GRANVILLE: Commercial space avail. 2 / lr f ir s t right on Rt. 100, Granville. Perfect for artisan/craftspeople or light manufacturing. 1300 ft. for $400/mo. + utils. Call evenings, Michael Egan, 767-4547.

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BURLINGTON: Beautiful, new space to rent for bodyworker/healing arts practitioner. Includes pvt. room and shared workshop space. Reasonable rates. Call Mindy at 862-8806 (voicemail #3).

BRISTOL: Newly renovated, bright and sunny office/studio space. 800 sq. ft., central, Main St. location. Avail, now. Call Louise for appt., 802-453-5841. BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing on Burlington's Waterfront. Prime office and retail space avail, summer 2005. State-of-the-art healthy build ing surrounded by parks. Call Melinda Moulton for appt., 802-864-7999.

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BURLINGTON: M/F roommate for 4-bedroom, 2-bath house. Mature, considerate adult please. Garage, garden space, basement, W/D. Quality pets considered. $325/mo. + 1/4 utils. 658-3868. BURLINGTON: One person wanted to share beautiful, spa cious, clean, quiet, 2-bedroom apt. in downtown area Victorian home (Brookes Ave). Porch, yard and parking. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. 860-4668. BURLINGTON: Roommate want ed for clean 2-bedroom apt. Offstreet parking, W/D, yard, porch and good light. Pet possible. $400/mo. + 1/2 Utils. 863-4576 BURLINGTON: S. Union apt. Behind City Market. Own room/ bath. Two floors. Avail. Jan. 15 - June 1. $400/mo., incl. heat/water. Call 518-859-8351. BURLINGTON: Share 2-bedroom' apt. w/prof. male. 1.5 miles from downtown. No pets. $425/mo. + utils. 310-6892. BURLINGTON: Very nice apt. near UVM/FAHC. Prof./grad. student. No pets/smoking. Please call, 802-355-0599. CHARLOTTE: Looking for third and/or fourth roommate to share country home. Sunny bedroom, views of lake/Adirondacks. Sorry, no pets. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. 1 month dep. 425-6212 or 8643672 x 1036.

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housemate to share renovated farmhouse w/naturalist (into organic gardening, spiritual growth, games) and Border Collie. Nonsmoker, please. $300/mo., incl. utils. ($400/mo. 2-bed room). Some work exchange pos sible. Laurie, 893-1845. RICHMOND: Prof., nonsmoking person to share cape in country setting. No pets. W/D. $400/mo. + utils. 434-6189. S. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted for 2-bedroom condo right off Dorset St. No pets. Avail, now. $600/mo., incl. heat, HW, laundry, parking, cable. 355-7766. S. BURLINGTON: Woman want ed to share spacious home on dead-end street, big backyard, gardens, bike path, W/D. Sorry, no cats/cigs. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215. S. HERO: Mature, nonsmoker to share large house w/lake and mountain views. Large bed room, bath, laundry, garage. No pets. $380/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 372-5402. S. SIARKSBORO: Looking for mature, responsible, working adult to share big, beautiful country home on 30 acres. No smokers/pets/children. $485/ mo., incl. utils. Dep. req. 4535409, lescoe@madriver.com.

ful and sunny room avail, in large house. Two twin beds/sofa/ computer desk. Fireplace and 1/2-bath. Cable avail, laundry room. 985-3112, eves. WESTFORD: Housemate wanted. 4-bedroom, 3-bath farmhouse w/20+ acres. W/D, DW, fireplace. Very spacious. Looking for an easygoing, pet loving roommate ASAP. $433/mo. + utils. Security dep. flexible. 802-878-2878. WILLISTON: M/F wanted for 2bedroom townhouse. Sunny, spa cious, W/D, parking. Young prof./ grad, student. Avail, immed. $425/mo. + utils. + dep. Call 233-4608. _ WINOOSKI: Female roommate for 2-bedroom apt. No drugs/ alcohol. Must be pet-friendly. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. 655-5756. WINOOSKI: Roommate wanted ASAP. Main St. Large 2-bedroom apt. Share living space w/one female. 5 mins, from downtown/ colleges. January already paid. $382.50/mo. 802-578-5135.

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HINESBURG: Texas Hill

BURLINGTON: Ledgewood

Rd. Beautiful 2-year-old, 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2300 sq. ft. Colonial on 10.4 acres. Finished bonus room over garage. $291,500. 482-6673.

condo, 2-level, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, many recent upgrades, patio, pool/ tennis, close to bike path. Asking, $135,000. Call 482-7094.

BURLINGTON: Hill Section. 3-bedroom, 1.5bath, w/4-bay carriage barn. Formal living room and dining room, den, cus tom kitchen. Lake views, gardens, pvt. yard. $375,000. 233-2978.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful features, easy access to bike path, downtown. 2106 sq. ft ., 3-story home, 3/4-bedroom, 2-bath, fire place, fenced-in yard. $270,000. 864-7330.

COUPLE IN THEIR 8 0 s seek homesharer to assist with evening meals and errands in exchange for a room in their Shelburne home. Call HomeShare Vermont at 802-863-0874 or visit www.homesharevermont.org. EHO.

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MONKTON: 3-bedroom,

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2.5-bath contemporary. Pvt. 1-acre lot. Multilevel deck. Hot tub, fenced yard. Gourmet kitchenuGas ' /A heat/fireplace. 2-car ^ garage. Close to orchards/ pond. $239,900. 453-7873.

Old North End. House is very energy-efficient and solid. Large yard on corner „ lot, two-bay garage. $193,000. Call 860-7521.

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P la y D a t e s am only just getting back down to earth after having been allured by two suggestively clad pocket rockets to the outer fringes o f the motorsports universe. Their names are Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution and Subaru Impreza W RX STi; and they are not simple motor cars in the commonly accepted commuter-sense o f the term. They are seductresses, ravening furies against the likes o f which even Odysseus had himself lashed to the mast while enduring their temptations.

2 0 0 4 SUBARU IMPREZA WRX STI: 5-pass., 4-door; AWD, 2.5-liter D0HC H4 w /intercooled turbo charger and w t ; 6-sp. manual; 300 HP/300 ft.-lb s.; 18 mpg/City, 24 mpg/Hwy w/prem ium; trunk: 11 cu. ft.; as-tested, inch HVAC, front

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M itsu b ish i L an cer E volution After dozens o f wins on the World Rally Cham pionship (W RC) circuit and a quartet o f m an ufacturer titles, Mitsubishi has finally bestowed its Lancer Evolution upon a benighted American public in 2003. We are benighted no longer. It may have taken 271 turbocharged horsepower and 273 torque ft.-lbs. to open our eyes, but Mitsubishi’s all-wheeldrive Evo makes a magnificent case for racings exis tence as a laboratory to improve the breed. T h at’s because W R C racing pits cars, drivers and navigators against the real world o f mud and snow and rocks and hills and terrifying precipices; and whoever breaks, crashes, falls, rolls-over and argues with the navigator least usually crosses the finish-line first. The eighth-generation Evo is a direct descendant o f M itsu’s actual rally racer. Aluminum front fenders and an aluminum hood, plus a techie carbon-fiber baskethandle o f a rear wing contribute to an athletic curb weight o f 3,263 lbs. Acceleration is explosive — five seconds for zero-to-60 launches. Redline sprints through backroads feel like strafes aboard laser-guided ordnance. I can’t remember when I have enjoyed screaming horsepower, nose-bleed braking and shoul der-banging centrifiigal force anywhere nearly as much. For a base price o f $ 28,987, Evo the VIII is well within M ight-Could-Sw ing-It range on the day dream scale. Brace yourself for certain absences o f creature com fort, however, such as a cushy ride and sound insulation — and yet, for the motorsports ascetic, there’s also a stripped-down budget-

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level Evo RS that dispenses with anything sissy like power windows, air-conditioning, even A BS for the brakes. In full, glorious trim, however, M itsu’s Evo V III is about as close as it gets to cavorting with the furies without subm itting to the lashing.

S u b aru Im p reza WRX STi Look uo farther than Subaru’s Impreza W R X ST i to find an honest-to-goodness rally cham p on the streets. For 2 0 03, Subaru ace Petter Solberg, o f Spydeburg, Norway, sewed up the individual dri ver’s cham pionship in a 300-hp rally car within just a few details o f being identical to the 300-hp, 300-ft.-lb. ST i available to us civvies. There’s something ego-reinforcing about shaving the whiskers o ff five seconds in zero-to-60 spurts. The gnomes at Subaru Tecnica International have thought o f everything: 2.5-liters o f turbo-intercooled power; symmetrical all-wheel-drive with an adjustable center differential; big beautiful Brembo disk brakes peeking out from behind 17-in. gold BBS wheels. The STi posts an Evo-identical curb weight o f 3,263 lbs. Significandy, however, it is three inches shorter in wheelbase. This fact combines with notice ably different suspension tuning to produce markedly dissimilar handling. For Spyde-man, Subaru clearly has the winning edge; for Steng-boy, there was much less confidence-nurturing behavior at the ragged edge o f 300-hp while tight-roping through blind corners.

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8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 AUDI 100, 1 9 8 9 , QUATTRO, high miles, good winter car, studded snows. Needs new fuel pump, have part. First $1000 cash takes it. Offers considered. 872-9640.

BUICK PARK AVENUE, 2001, ultra sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L Supercharged, auto., FWD. 29,483 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, OnStar, air bags, ABS, traction. Best price, $18,997. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC CTS, 2 0 0 3 , sedan, 4 dr., bronze, V6/3.2L, auto., RWD. 12,102 miles, luxury sport pkg., A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/ CD/cass., OnStar, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $28,289. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CADILLAC DeVILLE, 2 0 0 0 , sedan, 4 dr., white, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 18,313 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass., air bags, ABS, traction control, leather. Best price, $21,995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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sedan, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyl./2.2L, auto., FWD. 46,692 miles, A /C ,, PS, AM/FM, dual front air bags. Best price, $6650. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

2003, sedan, 4 dr., silver, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 15,169 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $16,590. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

sedan, 4 dr., dark blue, 4-cyt/ 2.2L, auto., FWD. 31,764 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/cass., air bags, ABS, rear spoiler. Best price, $7495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE, 20 0 3 , sport wagon, 4 dr., silver, 4-cyi/1.8L, auto., FWD. 19,752 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, roof rack. Best price, $13,984. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. SAAB 900, 1995, black, power everything. Great interior. A/C, sunroof, auto., cass. $5500. Don, 233-7067. SATURN SL2, 20 0 1 , sedan, 4 dr., green, 4-cyl./1.9L 16V, auto., FWD. 47,747 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM, air bags. Best price, $5998. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. SUBARU LEGACY L, 1995, 4 dr. sedan, AWD, extremely reliable, excellent body, one owner, well maintained. Inspection 9/04. 199K miles. $2100/0B0. Call 802-951-1993.

sedan, 97K miles, 4 dr., 4cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD, A/C, PS, PB, PL, cruise, air bags, brand new snow tires and summer tires. One owner. Great condition inside and out! $4300. 802-862-0148.

CHEVROLET PRIZM, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., gold, 4-cyt./1.8L, auto., FWD. 35,435 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM, air bags. Best price, $6698. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHRYSLER CONCORD, 1996, well-maintained. 114K miles, auto., loaded. $3700. 652-4842. DODGE DYNASTY, 1990, 86 K miles. New muffler, radiator and tires. A/C. Good condition (August insp.). $750/0BO. 802-863-1814. HONDA CIVIC LX, 1995, no rust. California car. 4 dr., manual, PW/PL/PS, A/C, cruise, air bags. Full service history. 125K miles. $3200/0B0. Jon, 802-233-7959.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2 003, coupe, 4 dr., red, 4-cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 23,099 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, rear spoiler. Best price, $10,452. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GLS, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 27,334 mites, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/cass., air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $10,262. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2 000, 2 dr., red, 5 spd. 49,600 mites, A/C. $6500. Call 860-2429.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2003, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 31,480 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, $10,498. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2 0 0 3 . sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 13,656 miles, A/C, PS, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, $9958. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GTP, 20 0 0 , sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L Supercharged, auto., FWD. 44,060 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $13,468. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 1993, 5 spd., AWD, ABS, AC, PW/PL, new stereo, Yakima rack system bike/ski, four snow tires. One owner. Excellent condition. 120K miles. $2995/0B0. 425-4989.

CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 LS, 2 0 0 3 , pickup ext. cab short bed, pewter, V8/4.8L, auto., 4WD. 13,339 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, bed liner. Best price, $23,988. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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coupe, 2 dr., silver, 4-cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 17,829 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/CD, air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, $9550. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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►m inivans PONTIAC MONTANA, 2 0 0 1 , minivan, 4 dr,, green, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 42,559 miles, six passenger seating, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar, air bags, ABS. Best price, $11,988. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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Jean M. Ross, State of Vermont Department of Taxes, United States of America and Occupants residing at 140 Pheasant Woods #201, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a cer tain mortgage given by Jean M. Ross to America's Wholesale Lender dated December 16, 1997 and recorded in Volume 282, Page 560 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 o'clock A.M. on the 4th day of February, A.D. 2004, 140 Pheasant Woods #201, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage. To wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Jean M. Ross by Warranty Deed of Pheasant Woods, Inc. dated December 23, 1981, of record in Volume 74 at Pages 107-109 of the Town of Colchester Land Records, and being further described as follows:. Unit No. 24, Building 5, of the Pheasant Woods Condominium situated at Severance Road, Colchester, Vermont, which con dominium was established by Declaration of Condominium, dated March 25, 1981, of record in Volume 68 at Page 117 of said Land Records. This conveyance includes an undivided 3.5714 percent inter est in the common areas and facilities described in the x Declaration of Condominium.

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Reference is hereby made to the above-mentioned instruments, the records thereof, the refer ences therein made, and their respective records and references in further aid of this description. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financ ing for the balance of purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Colchester.

issues, determining party status, setting a schedule for filings, and taking such other action as necessary to prepare for a hear ing on the merits. This prehear ing conference will be held on February 10, 2004, at 9:00 a.m. at the Board's Conference Room in the National Life Records Center Building, Montpelier, Vermont. (Directions to the Board's offices are available upon request.)

Persons (other than the Petitioners) seeking to participate as parties in this matter shall file written notices of appearance and Other terms to be announced at requests for party status no later the sale or inquire at Law Offices than 4:30 p.m., February 3, 2004. of Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., 35 King Persons (including the Petitioners) Street, Burlington, Vermont seeking to participate as parties (802) 660-9000. in this appeal shall attend or be represented at the prehearing con The Bank of New York, as Trustee ference prepared to identify issues, proposed witnesses, and By: signature exhibits to be presented. Persons Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. (including the petitioners) not P.0. Box 4493 able to attend the prehearing con Burlington, VT 05406 ference, but who wish to partici pate as parties, must notify the S ta te o f V erm ont Board in writing no later than WATER RESOURCES BOARD 4:30 p.m., February 3, 2004, of their intentions to appear at Re: Waters of the Green the hearing on the merits, their Mountain National Forest reasons for seeking party status Docket No. ORW-03-01 (except for the Petitioners), the issues they intend to address, NOTICE OF PREHEARING CONFER and the witnesses and exhibits ENCE they intend to present. (Issued December 31, 2003) Furthermore, those persons or entities not identified in Board On December 19, 2003, the Rules of Procedure 25(B)(l)-(5) Vermont Natural Resources Council who will be petitioning the Board (VNRC), Conservation Law for party status should be pre Foundation (CLF), and various pared in their written filings to individual petitioners filed a discuss each ofr±he requirements Petition to Designate Green for intervention as set forth in 10 Mountain Waters as Outstanding Resource Waters and Outstanding -ti-J V.S.A. § 1424a(c) and in Board Rules of Procedure 25(A)(l)-(3); National Resource W a te rs'll T ? (B)(6)-(8); and/or (C), as appro (Petition) with the Water priate. The Chair will, consider the Resources Board (Board). The requests for party status and will Petition asks the Board to desig nate the waters identified therein &•*•--- memqijalize party,s^tus and ,.d // other rulings in a written preas outstahding resource Waters 1 hearing conference report and pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 1424a order, which shall be binding on and as outstanding national all persons who receive this resource waters pursuant to 40 notice, whether or not they C.F.R. § 131.12(a)(3). The attend the prehearing conference. Petition asks the Board to make these designations pursuant to Any person who does not notify the anti-degradation policy, § 1the Board of his or her intention 03.D, of the Vermont Water to participate in this matter as Quality Standards. The Petition required above will be presumed covers a total of 60 brooks, to have waived his or her rights ponds, wetlands, and rivers, * 'to further notice and may be including all tributaries and asso excluded by the Board from par ciated waters within their water ticipating in these proceedings. sheds, located within the existing Any questions or filings regard boundaries of the Green Mountain ing the above-referenced appeal National Forest. The Petition asks should be directed to Daniel D. the Board to declare that § 1Dutcher, Associate General 03.D of the Vermont Water Quality Counsel, Water Resources Board, Standards is the implementing National Life Records Center provision of the tier-3 require Building, Drawer 20, Montpelier, ment of the federal anti-degrada VT 05620-3201 (802-828-3063). tion policy. A complete copy of the Petition is available for review Dated at Montpelier, Vermont at the Board's offices in Montpelier. this 31st day of December, 2003. State and federal regulations provide that the water quality of CITY OF BURLINGTON outstanding resource waters and In th e Year Two T hou san d outstanding national resource Three waters shall be protected and maintained. Designation of ORDINANCE 10.0 waters as outstanding resources Sponsor: Code Enforcement Office may affect the manner by which First reading: 10/27/03 the designated waters will be Referred to: Ordinance Committee regulated under state and feder Second reading: 12/15/03 al law. For example, such a des Action: Adopted ignation may affect the regula Date: 12/15/03 tion of discharges (Vermont Signed by Mayor: 12/17/03 Water Quality Standards § 1-04, Published: 1/07/04 Indirect Discharge Rules § 14Effective: 1/28/04 914), hydroelectric facilities (10 V.S.A. § 1004), stream alter An O rdinance in R elation to ations (10 V.S.A. §§ 1021, HOUSING 1023), dams (10 V.S.A.§ 1086), Fees solid waste facilities (Solid It is h ereb y O rdained by the Waste Management Rules § 6City Council of the city of 502), low-level radioactive waste Burlington, as follows: disposal facilities (10 V.S.A. § 7021), gas and electric facilities That Chapter 18, Housing, of the (30 V.S.A. § 248), and use-value Code of Ordinances of the City of appraisals of managed forest Burlington be and hereby is land (32 V.S.A. § 3755). amended by amending Sec. 18-30 thereof to read as follows: Pursuant to Board Rules of Procedure 18 and 28, and 10 V.S.A. § 1424a(b), the Board's Chair, David J . Blythe, or his designee will convene a prehear ing conference for the purpose of meeting with the Petitioners and any other interested per sons, clarifying the issues in dis pute, identifying any preliminary

Sec. 1 8 -3 0 . Fees. (a) Registration fee. Pursuant to section 18-15, a registration fee shall be charged to the owner of every rental unit in the city that is subject to periodic inspections. This fee shall be in an amount determined by and dedicated solel» t0

housing inspection services, cleri cal, administrative and mediation support services for the housing board of review and landlord/tenant resource services. The initial registration -fee ohall-be-in-the amount of fifty dollars ($50.00) per unit pef-yean Any surplus remaining in this fund at the end of a fiscal year shall remain part of the fund and shall be carried forward to the next fiscal year. This fee shall be reviewed annual ly by the finance board. The fee shall be in the amount of seventyfive dollars ($75.00) per unit per year except for owner occupied dwellings with two or less units. in which case the fee shall be fifty dollars ($50.00). A rental unit for which a registra tion fee as required in this section has not been paid shall be in vio lation of the city minimum hous ing ordinance and subject to the penalties set forth herein. In addi tion, if the treasurer determines that a person has failed to pay the registration fee due under this sec tion or the transfer fee due under section 18-15 (b), the treasurer shall mail to such person a state ment showing the balance due and shall add thereto a thirteen-dollar late payment or interest at a rate of twelve (12) percent per year, whichever is greater. That unpaid balance and penalty total shall be subject to interest at a rate of twelve (12) percent per year from the due date until the date of pay ment. The charges levied in this chapter shall constitute a lien upon the property on which the rental unit is situated and may be enforced within the time and man ner provided for-the collection of taxes on property. A rental unit shall be exempt from the registration fees required herein if:

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here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confiden tial help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. , WOMEN IN TRANSITION; Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: Cognitive Behavioral group examination of addiction and recovery. Monday, 7 p.m. 56 Twin Oaks Terrace (off Kennedy Drive) in Day One building.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery sup port group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk with other partners of transgendered/ transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2 Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

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Announcing the start of four groups: women's support, mixed gender, couples and women in midlife who are negotiating transitions. 651-9816. . 1 HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month. McClure Multigenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepati tis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316. (1 ) That unit js currently jjiainARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, ■«»., tained as part,of a nursing facility StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, or community care home u nd er, Femme, High Femme or any other license from the state; or description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, (2) That unit meets all three (3) join us as we plan fun activities of the following tests: and offer each other resources, a. The unit is currently main support and friendship within tained as "affordable" housing for the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For "low-income" or "very lowmore info, contact Miss Morpheus income" households, as these at missmorpheusl@yahoo.com. terms are currently defined by HARD-OF-HEARING support Section 8 programs of the U.S. group: I'm starting a support Department of Housing and Urban group for adults who have a Development; and hearing loss that affects the b. The unit is currently maintained quality of their work/family/ as "affordable" housing for "lowsocial life. Let's share personal income" or "very low-income" experiences and knowledge of households using public subsidies hearing-aid technology. Marlene, provided by federal, state or 865-9781. municipal government(s); and WOULD YOU LIKE to join a c. The unit is currently owned by a thriving mixed social group? Get municipal corporation or a together for various activities/ 501(c)(3) tax-exempt, nonprofit friendship in Montpelier/ corporation whose purpose is creat Burlington. 229-4390 or email ing or preserving affordable housing DA1076@yahoo.com. for low-income households; SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit (3) That unit is the owner-occu Vermont Au Naturel. Join other pied portion of a rental unit which naturists and like-minded people is subject to periodic inspections for support, discussions and pursuant to section 18-16 of this more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. chapter. ; ' , ' /■ PARENTS TOGETHER support (b) Reinspection fee. The follow _* -kjroups: Would youitike to talk ing fees shall be paid by the •’ and share ideas with other parowner of each property for a rein „. 5-vv.ents about the joys and chalspection that is required due to I1, - -lenges of children? Support' ^ the existence of violations of this * ./groups for all parents. Connie, division: //.-878-7090. (1) First reinspection, per unit: sixty dollars ($60.00). ' (2) Second reinspection, per unit: one hundred dollars ($100.00). (3) Third and subsequent rein spection, per unit: two hundred dollars ($200.00). (c) Complaint inspection fee. If the agency receives a complaint regarding a rental unit that is exempt from periodic inspections under section 18-16, a fee of fifty dollars ($50.00) shall be charged to the property owner for the inspection of that unit should any violations of the minimum housing standards ordinance be found dur ing the inspection. No fee shall be charged if the unit is free from violations. The fee for reinspections shall be as described in subsection (b) above. (Ord. of 4-12-93; Ord. of 1-18-00; Ord. of 9-11-00)

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor's Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric chal lenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer's Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. TRANSEXUAL SOCIAL support group: Pre/post surgery transex uals to meet monthly for coffee and socializing. Jill, jlo@together .net or 453-3529. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL vio lence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women's Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separat ing, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I'm thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interest ed email Bob at bberman@tti global.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280. "HELLENBACH" CANCER sup port: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify..: , meeting place. Info, 388*6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6-7 p.m. Wed. 6:45-8:30 p.m. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Brenda, 985-5655.

COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington. Info, 482-5319. People mourn ing the loss of children, grand children or siblings find help and support. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This "manto-man" support group deals with disease. Daily meetings in various loca tions. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various loca tions. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol prob lem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL vio lence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depres sion, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.0. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. HEROIN 1 0 1 : Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College S t Info, 860-3567.

ALZHEIMER'S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. ADULTS EXPERIENCING the death of a loved one: Two Wed. evenings a month. First Congregational Church, Burlington. Info, 434-4159.

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Coyotes Cafe is looking for a service-oriented, hands-on manager, experienced with both W tche^ndJront operations to work with owner overseeing all aspects of operation. Self-starter, energetic leader is ideal. Fax resume to 863-4070 or email coyotestexmexcafe@msn.com COYOTE! U f§

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Champlain Valley Head Start Attn: Michele Wheeler 4 Kellogg Road, Essex Junction, VT 05452

Accounts Payable Clerk, Part-time: The Burlington Housing Authority Finance Departm ent seeks a part-tim e Accounts Payable Clerk to join our team. This busy office needs an individual who is experienced in the accounts payable process and is detail-oriented, reliable and extremely organized. Duties include the preparation and processing for payment o f all invoices for BHA and all related managed companies, and updating subsidiary ledgers. Must be able to work independently w ithin tim e-sensitive parameters. A m inim um o f 2-years o f A/P experience is preferred. Salary com mensurate with experience.

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EM PLO YM EN T Successful, small architectural firm based in Warren, VT seeking: PROJECT ARCHITECT 5 + years experience after registration with experience in sustainable architecture. Must be proficient in all areas of architecture, from design to construction documents and administration. Communication and organization skills, excellent client management and a demonstrated ability in project management and budgeting required. Graphic skills and AutoCAD Arch. Desktop 3.3 a plus.

INSTALLER Opening for a hardworking individual to work in our Burlington area. Position includes installing cellular equipment into vehicles, troubleshooting, and repair services. Must be familiar with the electronic systems in vehicles. P lease m ail, fax or e-m ail resu m e w ith co ver letter to: H um an Resources 6 Telecom Drive Bangor, ME 04401 Candaceik@ rccw .com fax: (207) 973-3427

AUTOCAD DRAFTSPERSON Strong production skills on AutoCAD Arch. Desktop. Individual should possess an understanding of building codes and building systems and have the ability to coordinate with consultants, clients, and in-house staff. Email resume to edg@edgcombdesign.com Or call (8 0 2 ) 4 9 6 -52 5 5 .

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Em p lo ym en t T ra in in g Sp ecialist A challenging position in our Burlington Office. Requires ability to w o rk w ith individuals having physical, developm ental and mental health disabilities to motivate and support them in search in g, finding an d m aintaining em plo ym ent w h ile o verco m in g barriers to w o rk. M inimum qualifications include a high school diplom a, reliable transportation, goo d interpersonal an d co m m un icatio n skills w ith a desire to learn. Salary starting at $ 23K w ith gen ero u s benefits. Send a co ver letter an d resum e sum m arizing relevant exp erien ce and interest to:

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Systems manager Seeking part-time administrative professional to aid in development and management of Lifeline database system and to manage accounting with Quick Books for active nonprofit 10/15 hours/uieek. Sendresumeandreferences to: middlebury Area Land Trust PO Box 804 middlebury, UT 05753

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Public Relations Project Manager N ew academic-nonprofit health partnership seeks self-motivated project manager with 3+ years' PR experience to nationally launch its online illness-reporting initiative. Exp erien ce w orking with volunteers and grant writing helpful. Half-time contract, 7 months. Details at www.safetables.org. Resume to: PO Box 4 3 5 2 , Burlington, VT 0 5 4 0 6 / director@safetables.org Also seeking 8 hours/w eek Administrative Assistant. O rg anized, computer-literate team player. Deadline: 1 /2 2 / 2 0 0 4 .

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Human Resources Manager Competitive Computing 354 Mountain View Drive, Suite 400 Colchester, VT 05446 on Jobs@competitive.com

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We are looking for two paraeducators to support our dynamic educational staff. One position will have you join a middle school team, providing support to students with a wide variety o f needs. The second position allows you to provide support and instruction in an alternative, off-site program for a student with Autism . Q ualified candidates must be energetic, intelligent, and team players. We provide strong support and training. Our hourly rates and benefits are com petitive. To inquire further, call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132. Send a resume, complete an application including three letters o f reference and apply to: S co tt O rselet, 5 4 2 0 Shelburne R oad, Suite 3 0 0 , Shelburne, V T 05482

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EM PLO YM EN T in tm a u n D c m iT C R Areyouanexperiencedinsuranceprofessional lookingforachange? Doyouwanttolearnmore aboutVermontmunidpa! government? TheVermontLeagueof CitiesGTownsisseekingcandidates foranUnderwriterpositiontooverseeall aspects oftheunderwritingprocessforitsself-insured munidpalproperty, casualtyandworkers’ compensationinsurancefund. Havingexperiencedenormous growthwithinthepasttwoyears, wereguireanindividual withastronginsurance/underwritingor municipal financebackground. Responsibilitiesincludeadministeringall underwritingandreinsuranceactivities, assistingwith development/revisionsof programs, coveragesandnewlinesofbusiness, approval ofworkerscomp, audits, workingwithactuariesandreinsurersandmakingpresentationstomunicipal officials. Candidatesshouldhaveknowledgeof insuranceandriskmanagement, underwritingand/orlocal govemmenfcoperationsandaBachelor’s degreeinbusinessadministration, insurance, publicadmin istration, orrelatedfieldoreguivalentexperience. Excellentoral andwrittencommunicationsskills andtheabilitytoworkas part ofateamareamust. VLCToffers acompetitivesalaryandbenefitspackageandgreatworkingconditionsinaconvenient downtownlocation. Interestedcandidatesshouldsubmitcoverletter,resumeandsalaryrequirements byJanuary30thto: Human Resources, Vermont League of Cities fvToums 89 Alain Street, Suite 4 fllontpelier, VT05602-2948 or via email to: jobsearch0vlct.or? VERMONT LEAGUE

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Behavior Interventionist Collaborative Achievement Team - CAT Program.This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates should have a Bachelor's or Associate's degree in the Human Services field and experience working with children.This position is full-time and offers benefits and a competitive salary. Send resumd to the address below. No phone calls, please.

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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont's largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to price, service and excellence. Please visit our website www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Bakery Assistant Full-time, early morning shifts, including weekends, dish/potwashing and assisting with bakery production as needed. M ust be able to work weekends and holidays.

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TELLERS(2 part-time positions) Opportunity exists for 2 part-time tellers, oneto cover the hours of 11:30-2:30 p.m. &one to cover 4:45-7:15 p.m. NEFCUtellers have excellent, effective communication skills, are friendly and personable and provide our members with excellent customer service. Qualified candidates must showattention to detail, be knowledgeable with computers and demonstrate accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. If you would like the opportunity to work in a professional atmosphere where teamwork and customer service are hallmarks of the organization, please consider working with us.

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Reception!Accounting: Accounts Payable Full-time, year round; daily deposits, accounts payable, clerical duties. Dependable, organized person with reliable transportation. A ccountin g experience required.

Cash Receipts Clerk Part-time, year round; cash receipts accounting and clerical duties.

Night Auditor Part-time, S M S H ost experience preferred.

Sales: Reservations Sales Agent Full-time, year round, varied shifts available. M ust be able to work weekends and holidays. Prefer experience with S M S Host. Must be highly accurate, detail oriented and love to sell! M ust be able to multi-task, prioritize and work independently as well as with others. Competitive pay & benefits available after intro period for FT.YR positions, including medical, dental, life/disability, 401k, vacation/sick & more. Use of fitness ctr/pools/ tennis/X-country skiiing, free shift meals, discounts on food, retail, massages & more.

MEMBER SERVICES REPRESENTATIVE/TELLER(part-time) We have an opportunity available for a part-time Member Service RepresentativeAeller. This position provides product knowledge and transaction services to our members. This is a wonderful opportunity for someone who canwork independently, showinitiative, isfriendly, professional and dependable. Candidates must be proficient with computers, attentive to details and maintain a high degree of accuracy. This isa 16-hour/week position covering 7:45-4:15 p.m., Monday &Tuesday. MEMBERSERVICES REPRESENTATIVE/FLOATER Wehaveanopportunityavailablefor afull-timeMember ServiceSpetialist. Thisuniqueposition provides product knowledge and transaction servicesto our members. Thisisa wonderful opportunityfor someonewhocanwork independently, showinitiative, isfriendly, professional and dependable. Youwill have diverse work responsibilities and varied hours, depending uponbranchlocation. It'sachancetoworkwithmanydifferent peopleindifferent environments andlearnabout the many productsandservicesthat NEFCUofferstoour members. Candidates must beproficient withcomputers, attentivetodetailsandmaintaina highdegreeof accuracy. If you are interested in working with us, and would like to be part o f a dynamic team at NEFCU, please send your letter o f interest and resume/application by email to HR@nefcu.com or by mail

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T E E N P R O G R A M A S S IS T A N T - 15-hours per week. The Northgate Teen Center is looking for a positive, caring, trustworthy individual to spend time at the drop-in center. This person w ill assist the director with the implementation of policies, M procedures, activities, care of space, nourishment and development of it's community's teenagers. A great opportunity to glean an education of teen culture. Apply only if you are serious and excited about making a difference in the lives of others. (3 Please send resume and letter of interest to:

We’ve got two of the things that matter most: Human Service and a determination to achieve excellence. We have something truly Important to do and it's important to us to do it at the highest level p ossible. We are looking for p eop le who see this as an opportunity to harmonize their goals with ours.

Handyman in broad areas o f carpentry, painting, electrical, m achinery repair, an d grounds an d landscaping. Valid Vermont driver's license. Good customer contact skills, w ill be working in resident’s units. M aintenance an d custodial responsibilities. For jo b description an d application call 985-2472T

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CO PY EDITOR/PAGINATOR The Times Argus, Central Vermont's morning daily newspaper, has immediate openings for full and part-time copy editors/paginators. Shifts may include day, evening and weekend hours. Ideal candidates are proficient in Q uark Xpress and A ssociated Press style. All applicants must work well under deadline pressure in a fast-paced newsroom environment. Applicants may be required to take a copy editing and pagination test. Daily newspaper experience strongly recom mended. Please send resume to the Times Argus, c /o Maria Archangelo, PO Box 707, Barre, VT 05641-0707.

REPORTER The Times Argus, Central Vermont's morning daily newspaper, has an immediate opening for a reporter to cover the M ad River Valley and the cops and courts beat. Qualified candidates must have at least two years of newspaper reporting experience and knowledge of Associated Press style. This job requires some night and weekend hours. We are looking for a hard-working reporter who wants to work in a fun and challenging environment. Knowledge of environmental issues and the Vermont ski industry a plus. Please send resume and clips to the Times Argus, c /o Maria Archangelo, PO Box 707, Barre, VT 05641 -0707.

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T h e C a n c e r C o n t r o l A s s o c ia t e This position is designed to support the needs o f a team o f cancer control executives who are working to promote the prevention o f cancer at the community level in all counties o f Vermont.

The tasks for the job include: • Filling orders and requests from hospitals, schools, smoking cessation coordinators, VDH Ladies First breast and cervical cancer program, ACS CC Execs etc; , • Answering questions about cancer from the general public. They are often looking fo r information, which would need to be researched and answered by the associate; • Handling correspondence, which will require the associate to know how to do mail merges, excel spreadsheets etc; • Inputting data fo r constituent requests, updating o f the CRM database. (This is the database our National Call center uses to refer callers fo r resources.); • Provide support for all the public information campaigns like Breast Cancer Awareness Month, the Great American Smokeout, Colon month, prostate, etc; • Take minutes at the monthly Cancer Control meetings; • Orcfer materials to support the programs each month; • Support fundraising events such as Relay fo r Life as needed; • Support Advocacy initiatives, which may include representing the ACS at meetings with legislators and key volunteers; • Inventory and distribute prevention and detection materials;

Skills needed: • Excellent computer skills; • Business w riting skills; • Assertiveness and time management skills. Must be team oriented; • Willingness to follow ACS mission and values and to represent the ACS at all times; • Strong customer service skills; • Must be able to work with several s ta ff in d ifferent offices, have organization skills, and be able to multitask;

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Champlain Vocational Services, Inc.

Community Inclusion Facilitator Needed for 20 hrs of 1:1 community supports for a young man. If you are a self-starter, have exp erien ce w ith and/or are interested in ^working with disabled adults, then please apply to work with a team of individuals who really enjoy working with this humorous young man. Benefits available. Please send resume and cover letter to:

CVS c/o Brent Hewey 77 Hegeman Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 bhewey@cvsvt.org

To provide on-site consultation/liaison, assessm ent and treatment services to nursing home residents with psychiatric disorders. Psychiatric nursing degree, mental health degree or equivalent substantial mental health experience with em phasis on geriatric and mentally ill population. Licensed clinician preferred. Send letter of interest and resume by January 16th to:

G ran d Isle S u p e r v iso ry Union 5038 US Route 2 North Hero, VT 05474 or on-line at joasuth@gisu.org

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- Full-time, regular position: R e s p o n s ib le fo r h e a r t h / r o t is s e r ie s s e t - u p , b r e a k d o w n , m is e n p l a c e a n d p l a t e u p . S t r ic t a d h e r e n c e to a ll VT S t a t e H e a lth D e p a r t m e n t F o o d s e r v ic e C o d e . G o o d k n ife a n d o rg a n iz a t io n a l skills re q u ire d . C o n t a c t Tom B iv e n s, E x e c u t iv e S o u s C h e f a t N ECI C o m m o n s.

| Plans, directs and administers the activities o f the residential living, recreational, counseling, center disciplinary and mental health programs that will lead to the student’s independence o f the centers program and ensure that the student is, a viable competitor in the job market. Bachelor’s degree in counseling or work in related field is required.

Administrative Assistant - Full-time regular position: C oordinates the

front office for th e Essex C am pus to c re a te a professional work environment. Provides clerical support such as typing, filing, a n d te le p h o n e answering. Answers a n d screens phone'calls, greetrgoests, opens, sortsriogs, d hd distributes mail. Special projects as assigned by chefs an d staff. Responsible for updating an d distributing a c a d e m ic course guides a n d evaluation materials.

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R esponsible for the operation o f assigned dorm itory area and supervision o f students assigned within. M ust have high school d ip lom a or G E D and at least one year w orking with young people in a supervisory capacity.

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M aster’s degree in Education or Special Education, experience in instruction of students with learning disabilities and supervision o f staff. Knowledge o f assessing and remediating learning disabilities. Experience providing professional development preferred.

Full-time Receptionist/Accounting Assistant Position answers multi-line phone system, provides clerical assistance to professional staff, and assists in all aspects o f accounting/payroll. Strong interpersonal skills, organizational skills, and familiarity with Excel and word processing required.

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Chief Operating Officer A business manager to help grow the company and lead its Foundation Team (finance, administration, HR, IT, marketing and sales, and facilities functions). The resume of a successful candidate will show a variety of business and staff management positions, as well as experience with sales and marketing strategy and management, financial reporting and forecasting, and strategic planning. He/she should be familiar with IT strategy and technology, and HR systems. Experience with professional services management is required, as is a minimum of five years of people management experience, and a Bachelor’s Degree or higher.

Receptionist / Office Assistant A full-time assistant for our Foundation Team (administration, finance, HR, IT, marketing and sales, and facilities functions). The successful candidate will have an engaging telephone manner, good inter personal skills, self-motivation, and the ability to handle multiple tasks in a small office environment. Duties include answering the telephone, assisting visitors, handling mail, filing, providing secretarial support to staff, scheduling appointments, and coordinating company events. Good computer skills are required. Familiarity with MS Office, Outlook, and the Internet is a must.

Computer Help Desk Technician A full-time computer technician to staff our in-! strong social skills, is articulate, reliable, self-motivated, and a

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EM PLO Y O utreach E d u catio n P re se n te r (24-hours/week with benefits) Role player to help express a male's point of view for a violence prevention program designed to prevent domestic and sexual violence. The OEP assists the Outreach Educator in presenting the "Building Healthy Relationships" program in schools, colleges and civic organizations. Helps to develop materials, maintain statistics and act as a community liaison. Must be a team player with good communications skills and a strong feminist perspective. Associate's degree in related field or equivalent experience.

Su n day M an ager fo r S h e lte r 8-hours/week-Sunday, for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The Sunday Manager works with women in shelter, answers the hotline, supports women at the hospital ER and goes to the Sheriff's department to assist with the restraining order process. The SM also enters weekly statistics and updates information packets for survivors. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective and knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. Associate's degree in related field or equivalent experience.

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COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKER Community Based Services have full-time openings for energetic people to join our dynamic team. Responsibilities include one-on-one and therapeutic group activities with youth in their hom es and in the community, participating as a m em ber o f client treatm ent team s, and supportin g young p eop le to be safe, respectful and responsible members of their communities. Strong communication skills and ability to set limits required. Must be a team player and be able to work a flexible schedule including som e evenings and weekends. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges desired. Please submit cover letter and resume to:

PO Box 1415 Williston, VT 05495 o r karacavel@ naii.coin EOE

C rim inal C ourt A d v o cate 40-hours/week with benefits, for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CCA works closely with the team at the shelter and at the State's Attorney's office, provides support and advocacy for women when criminal charges against the abuser are involved, works with women in shelter and answers the hotline. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective and knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resume by 1/23/04 to:

C larin a H o w ard N ichols C en ter PO B ox 517 M orrisv ille, VT 05661

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Waitsfield and Champlain Valley Telecom A V e rm o n t-b a se d te le c o m m u n ic a tio n s so lu tio n s provider, is se ek in g a q u a lified in d iv id u a l to jo in o u r staff:

L IN E P E R S O N Responsibilities include the installation, maintenance and construction of W CV Ts Outside Plant Network, with a primary focus on aerial and buried telephone and CATV facilities. Qualified applicants must possess a high school diplom a or equivalent, as well as five or more y ear's experience in the area of Outside Plant construction or related experience. Working knowledge of Rural Utility Service (RUS) construction practices preferred. Q ualified applicants m ust also possess the ability to install and repair cable and telephone equ ip m en t/lin es, as well as operate pow er tools and heavy equipment. Valid Vermont Commercial Driver's license (CDL) is required.

e m p lo ym e n t@ s e v e n d a y s v tc o m Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Residential Instructor A wonderful opportunity to gain valuable clinical skills working with dually diagnosed adolescent clients and a dynamic team in a residential treatment setting. Skill and experience in supporting clients with developmental disabilities and co-occurring mental health issues is needed. Verbal crisis management skills and relationship building skills are highly desirable. Applicants must be comfortabte with working most of their hours during weekends. Applicants must show strong communication and problem solving abilities within a team. Reliable transportation and a willingness to transport clients is mandatory. Resume to Mark Margolis or e-mail MarkM@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker Seeking candidates for a community based position through Howard Community Services. Job entails life skills development and accessing recreational opportunities for a teenage female. Position is 20-hours/week, Monday - Friday from 8am -12. Join a supportive team, with benefits package, mileage reimbursement, and competitive salary. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and experience with behavioral interventions preferred. Resume to Jen Mitchell or email jenm@howardcenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker Two positions available - one is 20-hours and one is 10-hours - they otter an exciting opportunity to gain experience working with dually diagnosed 27-year-old man. Both positions are Mondqy - Friday during the day. Requires an insightful individual Wh6 Is committed to community inclusion and has 2 to 3-years of human service experience or a combination of comparable education and experience. Must have a valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license. Resume to Brian Gilbar or email BrianG@HowardCenter.org.

Respite Provider Exciting respite opportunity! Provide in-home and community supports to an engaging 16 yr-old girl in Burlington. Hours are Monday-Thursday from noon - 4:30, and two evenings a week from 5-9 pm. Pay is $11.50/hour Experience working with behavioral challenges preferred. Nicole Mace will be accepting calls on behalf of the family at 865-6196.

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Waitsfieldj/Champlain Valley Telecom Attn: Human Resources PO Box 9 3898 Main Street Waitsfield, VT 05673 W A IT S F IE L D Fax: 802-496-8342 Email: HumanResources@wcvt.com C H A M P L A I N V A L L E Y EOE

Respite Provider Wonderful opportunity to provide respite supports in your home one weekend a month for an engaging 15 year-old girl. Hours would be from Friday evening to Monday morning, and competitive compensation will be provided. Experience working with behavioral challenges preferred, and reliable transportation is necessary. Bryan Civalier will be accepting calls on behalf of the family at 859-1274. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply

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proven track record, exceptional communication le case management services to persons with mental illness. Outreach based position that includes counseling, service coordination, advocacy and skills teaching. We are interested in hiring a Client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor and an interest in working creatively with clien ts. Master's degree in related fields or Bachelor's degree in related field with a minimum of one-year experience working with persons with mental illness. EOE Only qualified applicants will receive a response. Valid driver's license, good driving record and safe insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumg to: WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 0 5 6 0 1 . (802) 229-0591 www.wcmhs.ora

skills, both written and oral, high energy and dedication. A Bachelor's degree in marketing, communications or other appropriate area and

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Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in,Chittenden County. W ork a s part of a m u lti-d is c ip lin a ry team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, reso u rce developm ent, ca se m anagem ent, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, fam ilies and the community. BA or M aster’s degree in human service s field and

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MorrisSwitzer-Environments for Health seeks a full time Office Assistant to ensure the smooth operation of our architecture firm, headquartered in Williston. Duties include reception, word processing, faxing, filing, office supply maintenance, mail coordination, basic accounting and other clerical tasks. The ideal candidate will be a team player with at least 2-years in an adm inistrative support role, superior inter personal, com m unication & custom er service skills, strong com puter skills (MS Office preferred), and ability to handle m ultiple projects sim ultaneously. Knowledge of construction/architecture is desirable. Hours are 8 a.m . to 5 p.m.

e xp e rie n ce with p e rso n s with se rio u s and persistent mental disorders preferred. Please submit resume by January 14th to:

Thomas Paquette LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

Development Director:

Provide leadership for agency fundraising program; manage all aspects of fundraising including grant writing, annual giving, corporate and individual major gifts, events; minimum 3-5 years progressively responsible experience in nonprofit fund development; excellent communication skills both written and oral, with excellent organizational and interpersonal skills.

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Office Manager: Provide reception, administrative support for staff and Board, database management for busy multi-service center; relevant experience, knowledge of MS Office ProfT. excellent organizational and communication skills. HTML and network experience a plus. BA preferred.

KJ, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 31 Elmwood Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 E.O.E.

Vermont’s leading ceramic tile operation has a full-time position available in our busy ship ping/receiving division. Driver’s license and clean driving record essential. We offer an exceptional benefits package and great work environment. Apply in person Monday thru Friday 10am-4pm.

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W illiam stown Middle High School anticipates the following openings for the 2004-2005 School Year: • Full-tim e Foreign Lang uag e (French and S p an ish ) Teacher. • Full-tim e H igh School Scien ce (Physical and C hem istry) Teacher. Successful Candidates must have or be eligible for appropriate Vermont teaching licensure. Interested individuals should submit a cover letter,

We offer com petitive salary & benefits, including m edical and dental insurance, 401 (k) plan, paid holidays/vacation/personal tim e and a stim ulating, professional work environm ent. Send letter and resume to:

Morri$Switzer~Enviroiiments for Health 185 Talcott Rd., Williston, VT 05495 Fax: (802) 878-9350 E-mail: hr@morrisswitzer.com Visit us at www.morrisswitzer.com

resume, three letters of reference, transcripts, and certification documentation to:

Kathleen M orris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Road W illiamstown, VT 05679 Application Deadline is January 15, 2004.

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Howard Center for Human Services Residential Programs Coordinator: (2 positions available) Dynamic and detail-oriented individuals with strong leadership qualities needed to supervise residential programs serving adults who are considered to have major mental illness. Three to five years of supervisory experience; solid assessment skills, and Master’s degree required. Must be a team player. Full-time with excellent benefits. Resume by Jan 26thto:

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Send cover letter, resume and three (3) references to Sports Information Director Search, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, V T 05663, or via email: jobs@norwich.edu. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts fo r health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships fo r eligible employees and their fam ily members.

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EXPERIENCED MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST/ SCHEDULERS AND MEDICAL ASSISTANTS Our busy and growing m ed ical practices have openings for several FT/PT staff with benefits. The ideal can did ates will: I- have 1-2 years experience in a busy m edical office; specific gynecological/reproductive health care experience a plus y have strong computer skills y sport an excellent customer service profile y be practiced in interpersonal communication skills y engender a team ap p ro ach to problem-solving y be enthusiastic and have a positive outlook on life and work y w elcom e a minimum employment commitment of 2-3 years y be able to work 2 evenings/week and rotating Saturday hours • Medical Receptionist/Sch^duler candidates will also have demonstrated experience in m edical office patient scheduling and Front Desk systems. « Medical Assistant candidates will also have com pleted a m edical assistant training program and/or demonstrated experience as clinical support specialists.

REGISTERED NURSE: GYN Our busy and growing GYN/wom en’s health medical practice has a FT opening for an RN. The ideal can d id ate will:

y have 2+ years experience in GYN/women's health medical office; y be both a self-starter AND able to work as part of a team to problem-solve; I- be accustom ed to managing their own patient schedule while attending to requisite PAP and lab test f/u triaging patient calls, and more; y have strong computer skills; y sport an excellent customer service profile; y be practiced in interpersonal communication skills; y be enthusiastic and have a positive outlook on life and work; o Demonstrated experience in a m edical office setting, with patient scheduling systems and in Pregnancy Testing & Options counseling a plus.

Please reply with two copies of your resume, a cover letter, at least 3 letters of reference, and salary requirements by January 16, 2004 to:

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