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OF PATRIOTISM, BIBLES AND KORANS Congratulations on your daring act of publishing "Flag Wavering" [by Ruth Horowitz, January 30] and analyzing the religious Republican Taliban [Inside Track, January 30]. MDs and MVs are not about doctors or cars — they're about "manipulative devices" and "manipulation victims." The most ubiquitous MDs are the conglomerate media monoculture, advertising, public relations, patriotism, justice and religion. American democracy is a misnomer for capitalist dictatorship. Language manipulation prevents the electorate from realizing this simple truism. Spanish bulls are the staunchest supporters of capitalism, free or private enterprise and the market system. So much as waving a red flag in their presence will provoke a violent, and sometimes fatal, attack. Cows, on the other hand, are apolitical: They show no emotion to flags, red or red-white-blue... MDs are utilized to indoctrinate the victim to respond in favor of the manipulator. Icons, symbols, trademarks, flags, all are encapsulated messages to prevent analysis and further thinking by the victims. America's "class-free" society consists of two classes: the rich and the unrich. The rich and their lackeys are the manipulators, a couple of million people at most. The unrich, going on 300 million strong, are the victims of the manipulators... My-country-right-or-wrong, or

patriotism, propels the young into militarism. It also covers up the megabillion dollar Bush-ist tax giveaways to over-rich corporations, mislabeled as economic stimulus. Giving corporations tax breaks to create jobs or expand capacity is clearly unproductive since the recession was caused by overcapacity and overproduction and inventory build-ups and was eased only by zero-interest car sales followed by unprecedented increases in military budgets... ...The God concept is nothing more than a human artifact, used to manipulate believers who are indoctrinated into believing there is, or must be, a God... God has been successfully used as an opiate to pacify the masses, as Karl Marx recognized a century and a half ago... Today's faithful, whether responding to the cross or semilune symbol, are believers because it is too painful for them to think analytically. Instead, they believe and genuflect, especially when someone waves a Bible or Koran. The Bible worshippers' red flags are the image of a young baby in a cellophane "uterus" and civil unions. The Koran worshippers' red flags are any woman without the burka, and Western civilization. The cross worshippers are "conservatives" and vote for the rich to help them conserve their wealth and power. The semilune worshippers are also conservatives and support the holy war (jihad) to exterminate Western civilization (the infidels). Neither group can be accused of profound analytical thinking. Thanks to Peter

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'TALIBAN' REFERENCE TOO MUCH I do take issue with Peter Freyne's characterization of the "religious fundamentalist conservatives" with the word "Taliban" as excessive and completely over the top. Mr. Freyne does have the right to express his opinion [Inside Track, January 30], but using that loaded catchword only exacerbates the political differences in the state. I cannot imagine that Freyne truly equates the fascist/religious regime in Afghanistan with the Republican Party in Vermont. In his attempt to sell papers and cater to the politically correct in Chittenden County, he has crossed the line. Your paper is no longer on my reading list, and I will not use your advertisers' services. Can Peter Freyne issue an apology? — Cornelius Lee Essex Junction WHERE'S THE COUNTRY? So the Arbitron Fall 2002, book is out [Inside Track, February 13], and it shows once again country station WOKO-FM number one in the greater Burlington area radio ratings. I've got just one question: If country music is so popular on the radio around here, then how come it's almost totally absent from the Burlington live-music scene? The only country-music shows ever

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The members of the Senate Appropriations Committee appeared dumbfounded. In the witness chair sat Adjutant Gen. Martha RainviNe, the boss of the Vermont National Guard. "I can tell you," said the first woman adjutant I in National Guard history, "there is still a threat to | the environment. We are not at normal operations. ! It's easy to look out the window and [see] every; thing is beautiful outside and not understand we can't assume : a pre-September 11 posture." And that, in Gen. Rainville's. opinion, means hundreds of Vermont kids will remain barred from National Guard armories in Burlington, Vergennes and Bennington. It means the vital and vibrant after-school programs that kept them off the streets and out of trouble afe kaput. It means we've got little victims of Osama bin Laden's terrorist strike right here in our own back yard. Since the state of Vermont owns the armories and pays for their upkeep, the members of the Appropriations Committee wanted to know just why Vermont kids were still being locked out by Gen. Rainville. At the end of January, the "That's not how a landlord Department of Defense downt r e a t s a tenant graded the nations alert status g y pf£"|T! R P R I E Y ! N i ! E >" sa id Leddy. two steps from "Threatcon The "sad part," he said, is that Delta" to "Threatcon Bravo," "there is no alternative site" in passing through "Threatcon Charlie" along the way. the densely populated New North End. Committee members said Threatcon Bravo gave "Nobody wants the Guard to look bad in this," the adjutant general "discretion." But Rainville said Leddy. "Especially now." stuck to her guns. Nobody. "I can't, in any way that's responsible, open the "I feel like I'm between a rock and hard place," armories back to normal operation," said Rainville. Gen. Rainville told Seven Days. "Based on intelligence briefings," she said, "there is Independent Fever — Congratulations to Jim still a threat." The general insisted she was just folDouglas for his early victory in the Vermont GOP lowing "army regulations." gubernatorial primary! With zero percent of precincts "It's my job to make the hard decision to say to reporting, Seven Days gives Slim Jim the nod. a number of youth groups around the state that As everyone knows, Cornelius Hogan, the exyou need to find somewhere else to have your activstate bureaucrat, shifted gears last week and decided ities," she told them. the Republican Party didn't want him. King Con is A few senators appeared stunned by Rainville's now running under the Independent label. tough stand. One, a Naval Academy graduate and As Vermont Democratic Party chairman Central Intelligence Agency veteran, told Rainville Scudder Parker noted, "The Republicans have point-blank, "With all due respect, I have to dissucceeded in dismantling the big tent. Now they're agree strongly with your decision." setting up pup tents." In Sen. Gerry Gossens' Addison County disHogan, a virgin in the alleyways of electoral trict, the Vergennes armory, located across the street politics, has gotten that old-time Independent relifrom the elementary school, remains off limits to gion. He told Marselis Parsons and Anson the local Boys and Girls Club. TebbettS on "You Can Quote Me" Sunday morn"We understand," Gossens told Rainville, "judging that in his travels around the state he's found ment has to be brought into this, and to think that that Jim Jeffords' Declaration of Independence last a National Guard armory without weapons in it is a the populace much more May has resonated with target for Al Qaeda, to me, defies logic!" than he imagined. Sen. Gossens suggested the general wake up to the "For me to feel it," said Hogan, "was really fact that there is a "Vermont mindset" as well as a "milimportant." itary mindset" at play. The former CIA officer scoffed The former state government policy wonk is at the suggestion that if the kids were ever let back into now positioning himself as the tf»?/-establishment the armory, Vermont Guard personnel would be on candidate. duty searching the school kids' backpacks. And he did impress with his ability to simulta"What target is there in Vergennes, for crying neously answer both "yes" and "no" to the question out loud, and really in Vermont for this kind of about closing the Woodstock Jail. thing?... You've lost a lot of respect for the com"Woodstock needs to be closed," said the formon sense of the military," said the senator who came in from the cold. "You're going to bring down mer head of the Agency of Human Services (which includes the Department of Corrections). "It was ridicule." built in 1927. Its not a very humane place." Tough talk. But he didn't stop there. "When are we going to get the kids back in?" "The timing" of the closing, said King Con, is was the question from the senators. Rainville start"awkward and could present safety problems." He ed to backpedal. said he was keeping his "fingers crossed" that "I think we can, on a case-by-case, armory-byCorrections Commissioner John Gorczyk "has this armory basis, work out procedures," said Gen. really well planned." He wondered aloud whether Rainville. "I agree some of the stuff doesn't make the department's "strong community-based system," sense. i.e., the furlough program, can handle the wave of Sen. Jim Leddy (D-Chittenden) questioned the early releases a Woodstock closure would bring. general about the now-closed-to-the-public King Con tried to have it both ways. Let's shut Burlington armory in the New North End. At first, it down, but for right now, let's keep it open. he noted, Rainville said the kids got the boot Maybe the dude's got better political skills than because of "security" concerns, then she switched stories and said it was really because the Guard

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were expecting you a little later in the afternoon. My husband is out in the back working in the yard." "Well, the weather was unusually accommodating, so here I am. Do you run tour groups? This is a lot of stuff." The lady burst out laughing. "My goodness, no. It was a family trip to Disney World, and what with our five children, their spouses and the grandchildren — well, there's a lot." I unloaded the bags and lined them up on the front porch, according to her instructions. I got back in the van to leave, but the back wheels just spun uselessly on the inclined driveway. I had just begun cursing when I noticed an older gentleman on a Sno-Cat with a small plow chugging around the house. He looked like a slimmeddown Santa Claus, complete with fluffy white beard and twinkling eyes. "Back further down," he called out, "and let me scrape the driveway for you." He even sounded jolly. "Oh, great!" I said. "You're a lifesaver." I backed down to where the driveway leveled out, and the man passed back and forth a few times with his junior plow. I attempted the driveway again. As soon as I hit the incline, though, the wheels began to spin. My would-be savior appeared undaunted. He maneuvered up to my window and gave me a broad smile. "Well, that van of yours is just about fuckin' useless, wouldn't you say?" he asked. I was floored. This is one salty Santa, I thought. "Uh, yeah, it's pretty bad," I stammered. "But it is a rental van," I added, trying to disassociate myself from the object of his derision. "Back her up some more and really gun it," he advised with a chuckle. "I'll stand up by the road and give you the clear sign." "Roger," I replied, and backed up another 10 feet. The guy stepped out of the Sno-Cat and walked up to where his driveway met Route 11. Glancing in both directions and still smiling, he flashed me the old "A-OK." The third time was the charm. I shot out of the driveway and back onto the road. I turned to see the couple waving goodbye and gave them a-thumbs-up. Maybe New York's not all that bad, I thought to myself as I headed home. ®

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oping to trace ghostly footsteps through the ashes of time, Dr. Jeff Gusky began a six-year odyssey in a terrain that dwarfs Texas, the state he calls home. The 48-yearold emergency-room physician explored the endless geography of genocide, looking for evidence of the more than three million Polish Jews annihilated in the Holocaust. "The Landscape of Loss," currently exhibited at the Fleming Museum in Burlington, comprises 80 black-and-white photographs Gusky shot during four trips to Eastern Europe from 1995 to 2001. On those journeys Gusky always seemed to encounter inclement weather. Most of his pictures depict snowswept places wrapped in a forlorn, hibernal mist. "I wanted to go in the dead of winter to get as close as possible to understanding the suffering people endured," Gusky explains during a recent visit to Vermont

Some shots that appear less horrific are actually quite deceptive. The aptly named "Idyllic Illusion" is a lovely image of a quaint old train station in Izbica Lubelska. A transit camp was situated just across the tracks from it, according to a tour booklet Gusky has made available to museum-goers. He quotes Oxford historian Sir Martin Gilbert, who describes the waves of people once forced to wait there for transport to the Belzac death camp: "Starved, stinking, gesticulating, insane human beings in constant, agitated motion... Hunger, thirst, fear and exhaustion had driven them all insane." These monstrous legacies were not what Gusky had imagined when he first decided to "get a sense of my roots," as he puts it. "I'm not very religious, but I am proud of being Jewish. I was wondering if it meant enough to me to marry someone who is Jewish." The Pittsburgh native didn't have any particular bride in

"Where They Lived #4," Cracow, Poland Gruber, a United Press International correspondent who had been one of the first outside journalists to visit former communist countries after the Berlin Wall came down. He was stunned by what she had witnessed in Poland, once the ancestral home-

"In the torture chambers of Auschwitz, there was a feeling of trauma that reminded m .my internship at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. I'm able to maintain empathy and objectivity.'J — Jeff Gusk A for the opening of his show. "There's something about winter and fog that helps me see." What he saw was devastating: A sidewalk in Pinczow paved with Jewish gravestones. A desecrated Dzialoszyce synagogue, now a dumping ground for trash and feces. The peephole into a torture chamber at the Auschwitz concentration camp. In Lublin, an oven where victims were incinerated and the "extermination ditches" where they were buried.

mind, just a notion that some day he might want to wed a woman of similar stock. Gusky's grandparents never cared to discuss the lives they had led before fleeing Russia, and his parents were inclined to shrug off their ties to the Old World. But their son, the doctor, was curious about the larger implications of Judaism. In 1995 Gusky was planning to travel to Israel when he heard a radio interview with Ruth Ellen

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land of 3.3 million Jewish people, and where the Nazis established six "killing centers" to make them all disappear. "There were no Jews left," Gusky says. "They're all gone." A few thousand still live in major Polish cities, he acknowledges, but none in the more remote areas where shtetls — segregated Jewish villages —- had thrived for almost 1000 years. "These places had been hidden from Western eyes," Gusky

explains. "They're so hard to get to that they remained more or less as they were at the end of World War II. All of this history was just sitting there untouched." He wanted some means of visual storytelling to document the contemporary reality that Gruber had uncovered in words. "I had no formal training as a photographer, no family ties there, no real reason for doing this," Gusky says. "I bought a Canon 35mm camera with a professional-quality lens and read the instructions on the plane. I was such a neophyte, it never even occurred to me to get a camera bag or a tripod." Although Gusky is a newcomer to photography, Fleming curator and assistant director Janie Cohen was impressed by the strength ofrGusky's vision. "We have shown self-taught artists before," she says. "I feel training and professional circumstances are less important than the capacity of their work to communicate. He has a sense of place, and all the emotions that go along with it."

usky always intended to become a doctor, a career he remembers dreaming about as early as age 6. While a senior at the University of Washington medical school in Seattle in the early 1980s, he wrote a book, A Medical Student's Ward Survival Manual. That's as close as his scientific mind ever got to the arts, Gusky points out. He spent a month in Burlington for a 1981 clerkship, which he describes as "a clinical rotation in a particular specialty of medicine during the latter half of medical school. I had the pleasure of working with Dr. John Bland, a well-known academic rheumatologist at the University of Vermont." That was also a chance for Gusky to spend more time with his younger sister, Hollie Shaner of Essex Junction. A teacher at UVM's nursing school and visiting scholar at Harvard University, she'has lived in the area since the early 1970s. In order for Gusky to live in the same region as his then-girlfriend, he selected an internship in the Lone Star State, and never really left. "What's kept me there is that it's beautiful," notes Gusky, who now has a town-

house in Dallas and a ranch 120 miles away in Big Sandy — which is hardly a desert. "East Texas looks like Vermont. My place is on a lake, on a hillside, in dense forest surrounded by 80-foot-high trees. It's verdant." Early on, Gusky realized that the ER was an optimal assignment for a guy who wanted enough free time for other pursuits — like flying. The ranch has a private runway to accommodate his interest in aviation. He's "between planes" at the moment, so a shopping expedition for another aircraft is probably imminent. After initially working shifts at a hospital 20 miles away, Gusky switched to the even more liberated lifestyle of a freelancer. "I was a trouble-shooter for a large health-care contractor," he says. "When they had a scheduling problem, I'd fly in to help. There'd be some sheriff waiting for me on the runway. It was a very meaningful job and I could stay out of hospital politics." Given his heaven-on-Earth existence, it might seem strange ' that Gusky would head for a bloodied land with Wounds that are unlikely to ever heal. "My training as an emergency phvsi-

Poland during his first trip, returning later for increasingly longer periods of time. He was unable to make the journey in 1997, 1998 or 2000, due to financial constraints and the demands of doctoring. All his transcontinental efforts, resulting in an estimated 12,000 negatives, were self-financed. Just before embarking on his second voyage in 1996, some friends suggested Gusky think about turning his grim yet eyeopening adventures into a book. As yet untitled, it is scheduled for publication next year by Overlook Press, an imprint of Penguin/Viking, in the fall.

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"Broken Stained Glass Window Above Synagogue Front Door," Wielkie Oczy, Poland cian is relevant to my ability to do this," he says of the Polish sojourn. "In the torture chambers of Auschwitz, there was a feeling of trauma that reminded me of my internship at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. I'm able to maintain empathy and objectivity." Gusky arrived in Cracow in 1995 with no relevant language skills or any idea where to begin. "My hotel concierge recommended a guide named Renata Zwodzjisjz. She has a Ph.D. in plant genetics, but it's more lucrative to be a guide these days. We went on a walking tour in the ghetto where Schindler's List took place." Several photos in the Gusky exhibit capture the Oscar-winning film's ambiance: "Schindler's Factory Today" allows a glimpse of what is now an electronics company; "Rear Balcony of Commandant Amon Goeth's Residence — Plazow Concentration Camp" shows where the sadistic Nazi shot Jews with a high-powered rifle for the fun of it; "Last Remaining Segment of Wall Around the Wartime Jewish Ghetto" reminds a viewer of the barrier constructed by slave laborers. Gusky spent almost a week in-

unearthed what he calls "the presence of absence. I had a 'there'ssomething-in-the-air' feeling." He also discovered a wall spray-painted with a swastika on Izaaka Street, in what had been Cracow's bustling Jewish Quarter. Although such graffiti might suggest that intolerance is still rampant in Poland — where Christians in some towns gleefully turned on their Jewish neighbors during the German occupation — Gusky isn't so sure. "Even though there were paroxysms of anti-Semitism, before the war Jews had ownership of land, political power, things forbidden in other countries," he says. "The Poles I met are ail intrinsically decent, with an attitude of live-and-let-live. I even found old people with a longing and. nostalgia for the old times.5' That analysis is puzzling to Laura Fishman, an associate professor in the UVM sociologydepartment who took in Gusky's exhibit and attended his lecture. "I wish he had showed us the faces of those Polish people who talked about missing the Jews," she suggests. "What really hit me about the pictures was that there are no

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that comes from looking at three tombstones helter-skelter in a graveyard," she attests. "The pictures are haunting, and they whispered to me." Something was whispering to Renata Zwodzjisjz last year, when she accompanied Gusky to an eerie, desecrated cemetery in Krzepice that is depicted in the collection at the Fleming. "She was literally scared out of her wits," he recalls. "Renata told me she saw hundreds of people screaming, 'Get out of here. Leave us alone. Go away.' I saw nothing, heard no one, but she wouldn't stay. I continued photographing. Her experience remains an enigma to me." The enormity of the Holocaust is also beyond comprehension. "There's clearly a mystical quality in what I saw that connects us with an unseen world," Gusky says, before pin-

continued from page 15a faces at all. I wish he'd taken it a step further, so we could see the strength, the courage of people who survived in spite of the Nazis and the Poles. But he was there as an amateur," she reasons, "not to unravel all of the strands or to present a multi-dimensional view." Fishman is teaching a corrections course this semester that includes a session on concentration camps. "We look at the Holocaust, at slavery, at all sorts of institutions with unpredictable suffering and death," she says. "I've had a lifelong interest in how people live on the edge of the unmentionable." Despite the lack of countenances in Gusky's work, Fishman had a visceral reaction to each photograph. "It is heart-wrenching. There is tremendous power

pointing an important lesson: "What I ' v e learned is that civil society is fragile, and history can turn on a dime." Nevertheless, he professes no desire to pursue a similar undertaking in the future, and has rarely used his cameras outside Poland. "Doing this is an emotional drain. It's not a casual thing to immerse yourself in murder and tyranny," Gusky explains. "I almost want to shut it off sometimes. Part of me is relieved to be done. Maybe if there was something really compelling, I'd be open to it. But I didn't anticipate this project, so who knows?" Gusky came away from the experience with renewed admiration for his heritage. "This wasn't only about the Holocaust; it was about what Judaism means to me," he says. "It's given me a sense of what unites us, how we

feel about our bubbles or our matzoh balls or whatever. A community survived ingeniously against great odds. We stuck together. Our love of learning, our philanthropy, our hard work, our families — those are my values, too. I'm very proud to be a descendant of that."

The quest to reaffirm his cultural identity was successful in another way. "Well, I'm attached to a woman now," is all Gusk}' will say about his current longdistance romance with someone who also works in the medical field. "Do I want to raise a Jewish family? Yes." ©

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Allen isn't afraid to think big: "If we had enough money, we'd build a treehouse on every corner and everyone would be allowed to go in them and everyone would get along really well," he enthuses. But even this expansive embrace of humanity doesn't include world leaders yet — though a guy can dream. For now, Allen is focusing on a younger and far more receptive audience: kids with disabilities. The first test case passed with flying colors last summer at Camp Ta Kum Ta in Colchester — a retreat for children with

there, the structure is some 11 feet off the ground. The treehouse itself is delightful, rough enough to feel organic and so nicely detailed that even Martha Stewart would have to nod in approval. Designed by John Connell, founder of the Warren design/build school called Yestermorrow, the treehouse is irregularly shaped, sort of a trapezoid 25 feet wide at one end and 16 feet at the other. It is built around five trees — three standing dead ones help with structural support; the other two

— an all-star Vermont-versusNew Hampshire game now in its tenth year. Allen has also served on the board of the Boys and Girls Club of Burlington and cofounded "Santa Night," an annual one-evening fundraiser that brings low-income families a little holiday cheer. Nearly five months ago, he became a parent, with his partner Lara Heath. But even the joys and demands of first-time fatherhood haven't kept his head out of the trees. Allen concedes he's on a mission. And like so many lifechanging choices, this one came

"You get a certain reverence when vou ik o in a treehouse. Everything slows down." I cancer. Just barely finished on the first day, the lovely treehouse with a long, graceful access ramp made for a batch of really happy campers. Especially those in wheelchairs. About a dozen kids slept in the treehouse each night — 65 in total — and by day used the structure for arts and crafts or just hanging out. "They loved it," Allen says, adding that the parents also "thought it was great their kids got to do something like that." At the moment, of course, the Camp Ta Kum Ta treehouse sits empty, waiting for next summer's rush of excited kids. But the leafless trees of winter allow a better look at it. Across a broad field from the parking lot, you can see right through the woods to the house near the edge of Malletts Bay. A gently sloped 191-foot ramp meanders through the trees and forms a porch along the edge of the treehouse. Once

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The possibilities escalate in Aliens mind as he warms to the subject. He'd love to see Vermont give Manhattan a treehouse; constructed, say, in Central Park, it could help a wounded city heal. Not to mention inner-city kids, disabled kids — "If you live in the middle of New York City.. .spending the night in a tree can be a good thing," he declares. Allen's ambitions are not just pie-in-the-sky. One recent newspaper article about his foundation was picked up by the C N N

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Web site and attracted international interest. "We've been approached by a group in Brazil," he informs. "We've agreed to help with treehouse design, at least, at Candlelight Ranch" — a retreat in Austin, Texas, that serves families with handicapped children. A Rotary Club in Michigan has requested treehouse help as well. One of Forever Young's board members has elicited interest from Neil Young's Bridge School — the rocker has two children with cerebral palsy. They also plan to contact Paul Newman's foundation, which funds camps for kids with cancer. Allen recently attended a conference in Oregon for the World Treehouse Association — who knew there was such a thing? — and came back with more angles and even more inspiration. He met a man who runs a treehouse resort, rather like Allen's original B&B brainstorm. And not surprisingly, "a bunch of people in the business were interested in our idea." Bill Allen has come a long way from his childhood treehouse in New Hampshire to an organization that's, well, branching out around the world. Seems like the only place that's off-limits is his own back yard, where "there's one of the hugest, most beautiful old maple trees in Burlington," he says with a sigh. "But it's on the neighbor's property." ®

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half the size of the one at Camp Ta Kum Ta. Allen raised money for the latter project with a kind of "Habitat for Humanity meets March of Dimes walk-a-thon," he says. Augmented by gifts and grants — including "a sizeable one from the Ronald McDonald charities" — donated materials and volunteer labor, the camp treehouse was built for around $47,000. Allen estimates the real cost would have been $80,000 to $100,000. He's negotiating with various communities and groups to build more treehouses in Vermont. Though the feedback has been positive, Allen says, "we don't have definite agreement yet." He would love to see treehouses in every state park, for example, and is very interested in Camp Thorpe in Brandon, which also serves kids with disabilities. In fact, Allen would like to see an entire retreat center — a "cluster of 10 to 15 treehouses" — that would be geared to kids in summer and open to others the rest of the year. Green Mountain Power is doing more than delivering your power. We promise to deliver outstanding service as well. And if we don't meet the deadline on certain services, we will pay you money — anywhere from $ 10 to almost $20. It's a clear way for us to show that Green Mountain Power keeps its promises. Simply put, we are putting our money where our mouth is. For more info, visit greenmountainpower.biz.

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must have conducted focus groups early on and asked the question, "If you could have the perfect fitness system, what would it be?" "Hey, I can use it sitting in front of the television," exclaims the peppy host of the infomercial for the AbTronic Fitness System. "It's the future of fitness. Your muscles do the work — not you!" The makers of the AbTronic device claim that wearing it for just 10 minutes is the equivalent of doing 600 sit-ups. "I'm not doing anything. I could be sitting and watching TV!" chirps one satisfied customer in the ads for the Ab Energizer. "It's the ultimate in effortless workout devices!" claims the extra-peppy host. It must be the ultimate, because, the manufacturer claims that wearing it for just 10 minutes is the equivalent of doing TOO sit-ups. That's 100 theoretical sit-ups more than the AbTronic Fitness system. Which is a deal when you compare the prices for these two nearly identical devices: The price tag on the AbTronic is four payments of $29.95 — hey, even the payments are eayy! The Ab Energizer: a steal at $59.95.

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FRIDAY WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by DJ SUPERSOUNDS (dance party), 9 p.m. NC. BOB GAGNON TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. JASON BLOW PRESENTS THE PAJAMA PARTY (dance w/DJ Little Martin), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $6. CARLA RYDER BAND (folk-pop), Radio Bean, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE THANG W/CHRIS JENSEN, WHAT IT IS (groove-jazz; jazz), Valencia, 9 p.m. NC. URBAN FLAVORS (B-Town Sound DJs), Liquid Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. MICHAEL VEITCH (singer-songwriter), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $8. AA LYLE KING (singer-songwriter), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. SANDRA WRIGHT BAND W/BIG JOE BURRELL (blues), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. RICK REDINGTON & THE LUV MACHINE (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Rasputin's, 6 p.m. NC, followed by TOP HAT DJ, 10 p.m. NC/$2. DA CHAMP, TOXIC, DJ ROBBIE J. (hip-hop/r&b; CD release party), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. $5/12. LION'S DEN HI-FI SOUND SYSTEM (reggae DJs), Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

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Geno's Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777.

They're a little late for Valentine's Day, but Peg Tassey's The Kissing

Halvorson's, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hector's, 1 Lawson Ln., Burl., 862-6900.

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Henry's, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888.

songstress and friends offer up an eyebrow-raising sonic collage with acoustic guitar, accordion and cello —

J. Morgan's at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.'s Pub, 139 Main S t , Burlington, 658-6389. The Kept Writer, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242.

music that's been described as "a sexy sort of Black Sabbath." Gotta love it. Zach Ward and Jed Kettler, Tom

Kincade's, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-4649. Knickers Caf6, Sugarbush Golf Course Clubhouse, Warren, 583-6723.

Banjo and The Black Sea Ensemble will join in the fun.

Leunig's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jet., 878-3309. Liquid Lounge, Liquid Energy, 57 Church St., Burlington, 860-7666.

TOP HAT DJ (Top 40), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. JEH KULU (West African dance & drum theater; African heritage celebration), FlynnSpace, 6 p.m. $12/5. AA KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BELLFLOWER TRIO (jazz), Waiting Room, 11 p.m. NC. OPIUS (jazz-pop), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT'S JUKEBOX (rock/urban DJ; DVDs), Sh-NaNa's, 8 p.m. $3. SKA-FEST 2002 W/BATTLING SEIZURE ROBOTS, HARDLY HEROES, NO GUARANTEE, THE SCAMS, THE BAZOOKAS, The Space, 6 p.m. $5. AA

Ground, 9 p.m. $7/two for $10 before 10 p.m. 18+ GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer-songwriter), Alliot Hall, St. Michael's College, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Kincade's, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE HUBCATS (bluegrass), Kept Writer, 7 p.m. Donations. AA DREAMWEAVER (DJ), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. DISTANT RELATIVE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE GOOD QUESTION BAND (rock), Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MIGHTY LOONS (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Farr's Roadhouse, 8 p.m. NC.

DISTANT THUNDER (rock), Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $3. DJ RICK, A Taste of Dixie, 9 p.m. NC. THE MASTERMINDS, ODD JOBS, WRUV DJS MELO GRANT, INFINITE, CHANCELLOR, SCI-FI (hip-hop; benefit for WRUV), Higher

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U.N.I, (reggae), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4. AMY SIMMS (acoustic), Knickers Cafe, 6 p.m. NC. BOOZE BROS, (comic rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-6. RAPTURE (classic rock), Lucky King, 9:30 p.m. $5. THE PULSE (dance band), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $5. STRAIGHT AHEAD JAZZ BAND, J. Morgan's, 7 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), Charlie O's, 10 p.m. NC. ALLAN GREENLEAF (folk-rock), Compost Art Ctr., 9 p.m. $5. AA MR. GREENGENES (modern-rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $8-10.

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Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary's at Bristol Creek, 1868 Rt. 116, Bristol, 453-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Mediums Blend, 203 Main St., Barre, 476-7888. Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 165 Church S t , Burlington, 660-2088. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Pittsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury Village, 586-7533. Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Otter Creek Tavern, 35c Green S t , Vergennes, 877-3667. Parima's Jazz Room, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Pickle Barrel, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski, Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 865-3144. Rick's Italian Cafe, 1233 Sheiburne Rd. (formerly Jake's), S. Burlington, 656-2251. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. R1 Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Rozzi's Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

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Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 878-1100.

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Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valencia, Pearl St. & S. Winooski, Ave., Burlington, 658-8978.

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Fridays will be devoted to local and national acts — especially those with a world-beat flavor. Gauthier is hoping to expand the demographic — more early shows and an expanded wine list should help. The "soft" reopening this Friday features beats from NY-VT fave DJ Craig Mitchell. Check it out. For band bookings, call Gauthier at 865-4563. CROONING COMPETITION? Could there be a karaoke war brewing in Colchester? Long the only spot in town for amateur vocal displays, the Edgewater Pub now has some local competition. Opened February 1st, Geno's Karaoke Club is the new kid on the block. While Edgewater patrons step up to the mike on Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday, the pub reserves prime weekend spots for local bands. Geno's, on the other hand, is all karaoke. Featuring a top-notch sound and lighting system, the stage is quite literally set for singing. And the jobless can get an early start — the place opens for business at 3 p.m., Wednesday through Sunday. Owner GeflO Darrah claims his establishment is "the only true karaoke club in Vermont." As far as he's concerned, the Japanese import is not fading away but is growing "bigger and bigger," with new "karaoke junkies" popping up daily. The Godzilla of entertainment? Whatever. Edgewater's Doug Reynolds is "not concerned at all" about the competition, but Darrah has a slightly different take: "In my opinion, we'll be putting [Edgewater] out of the karaoke business," he asserts. Hey, how about a karaoke slam? MOVIN' ON There has been many a hoppin' Monday night at Red Square with the Grippo Funk Band, but Fattie B., Konflik and DJ ADog are growing up and taking their beats 'n' rhymes — collectively known as Eye Oil YOU -— to the Thursday spot on the same stage. After two years with GFB, says rapper Fattie, a.k.a. Kyle Thompson, "It was time for us to break out and try something different." He says the three did a couple of shows at Higher Ground and "got a good reception" — inspiration enough to do their own thing on a regular basis. The split with Grippo & co. was amicable, and Fattie says the two outfits may still do some shows together. Check it out this Thursday.

SINGLE TRACKS Chris Jensen, from the Dickey Betts band, sits in with The Thang at Valencia this Thursday and Friday . . . Burlington's vocal band Random Association's song "You Win" was nominated for a 2002 Contemporary A Cappella Recording Award — a sort of Grammy of the a cappella world. Even band leader John Hadden doesn't know when the awards are, so we'll have to sit tight for that announcement . . . Central Vermonters ought to check out the February Horizons — an entertainment supplement to The Montpelier Bridge — which features cover photographs of The Starline Rhythm Boys. Inside, the story — written by local bluesman Dave Keller — is all about vocalist/rhythm guitarist Danny Coane, born and raised in the capital city. Oh, and further down the same page is a feature on the eclectic ekis. Rockin' . . . Further Phish sightings in the-Big Apple: Trey Anastasio sat in with The Seth Yacovone Band at their Tribeca Blues gig recently. The former piscine frontman was in town mixing his upcoming solo album, which is due out at the end of April... If you haven't heard already, the venerable Champ-lain Valley Folk Festival is returning to its former stomping grounds at the Kingsland Bay State Park in Ferrisburgh next August... (Z)

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FRENCH CONNECTION The Hot Club of Paris it ain't, but the Chope des Puces is usually vibrating to the lively tunes of roma musicians. Loosely following in the footsteps of Django Reinhardt — but without the fame — the musicians live in a nearby caravan, a.k.a. trailer park, and don't have phones or email. Nevertheless, Vermont mandolinist Will Patton has managed to arrange a live recording session with the gypsy guitarists he's befriended over the past several years. He discovered them in 1997, playing in the bar near the huge Marche aux Puces (flea market) at Clignancourt on the north side of Paris. This week, he and his wife Debbie are off once again to the City of Light — with a recorder. "I found a studio that uses the same software Andre [Maquera] has," says Patton, referring to the owner of West Street Digital in Fairfield, who produced Patton's 2000 CD, Latitudes and Departures. "I put down some basic tracks there, and will overdub Ninine's solo." Ninine is the fortysomething guitarist who often performs with his father, a cousin and a revolving cast of characters. "They never travel," says Patton. "They're well-known in the community. Some people go [to the bar] and don't know what they're hearing; others make pilgrimages." For the occasion, Patton has written a song called "Rue des Rosiers" — the street the bar is on. He says he's approaching the venture as a sort of field recording — the gypsies are proficient players but unsophisticated about recording techniques. "I love the music because it's so passionate, romantic, free, emotional," enthuses Patton. "It's very alive, in the Django tradition." Bonne chance.

POST-PUNK INDEED Local prog-rockers Cancer Conspiracy are in the midst of a fourshow New England tour with organic-trance instrumentalists The New Deal. According to guitarist Daryl RabidOUX, some of the Canadian band's more rave-friendly fans don't quite get the Conspiracy's sonic assault, but the gigs have given them great exposure nonetheless. With their debut album The Audio Medium released last month, and opening for acts as diverse as indie-punks Cave In and jam supergroup Oysterhead, Cancer Conspiracy are definitely stretching out. "We could tour forever with punk and hardcore groups and never get out of that scene," Rabidoux points out. "But we feel that we have something for everyone if they enjoy listening to decent music." After a short break, the guys will hit the road for another brief tour, culminating at the South by Southwest music conference in Austin, Texas. Shows along the way will include one at New York's Hard Rock Cafe that will be recorded for M2. That MTV sibling has also expressed interest in a feature highlighting the band. Way to rock.

SPEAKEASY (groove), Valencia, 10 p.m. NC. DENISE WHITTIER'S BROADWAY CABARET W/T0M CLEARY (show tunes), Parima, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $5. CARLA RYDER (singer-songwriter), 135 Pearl 8 p.m. $5, followed by DJ LITTLE MARTIN (techno/house), 10 p.m. $4. DECEPTIC0N, ELEMENTRIX (post-groove, hip-hop), Halvorson's, 9:30 p.m. $3. STAN (eclectic pop), Liquid Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. JOEY LEONE (blues), Ri R& Irish Pub, 10 p.m. $3. ALL ABOUT BUF0RD (pop-funk/a cappella), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6. AA

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JOHN HAMMOND'S WICKED GRIN, BLIND BOYS OF ALABAMA (blues, gospel), Flynn Center, 8 p.m. $26.50/29.50. PEG TASSEY & THE KISSING CIRCLE, ZACH WARD & JED KETTLER, TOM BANJO, BLACK SEA ENSEMBLE (acoustic rock, pop, klezmer), FlynnSpace, 8 p.m. $10. AA GIVEN GROOVE (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK ('80s Top Hat DJ), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC. CLUB MIX (hip-hop/house; DJs Irie, Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $3/10.

18+ before 11 p.m. DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE (rock/urban DJ; DVDs), Sh-Na-Na's, 8 p.m. $3. STRAIGHT AHEAD JAZZ TRIO, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. NC. EZRA 0KLAN TRIO (jazz), Waiting Room, 11 p.m. NC. DISTANT THUNDER (rock), Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $3. DJ RICK, A Taste of Dixie, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN VALBY AKA DR. DIRTY (adult cabaret), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $13/15. 18+ BAD HORSEY (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

3 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), G Stop, 9 p.m. $3. 18+ DISTANT RELATIVE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. PUNQUES PIAN0H0USE (classical to classic rock), Rick's Italian Caf6, 8 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Farr's Roadhouse, 8 p.m. NC. CURRENTLY NAMELESS (experimental groove) Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4.

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rEviEwsrEviEwsrEviEwsrEv THE JOHN SCOFIELD BAND, UBERJAM (Verve, CD) — John Scofield has been playing incomparable jazz guitar for more than 30 years. The list of musicians he's collaborated with reads like a who's who of jazz greats: Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Charles Mingus, Chick Corea, Jim Hall, Pat Metheny. In 1997, with an impressive career already behind him, Scofield jumped into the youthful world of groove-jazz and made a big splash with A Go Go — an album featuring Medeski, Martin and Wood. Two years later he released Bump, where he employed the talents of Deep Banana Blackout. Scofield then formed his own band of permanent musicians, toured for three years and went into the studio to record uberjam. Always experimenting with new sounds and styles, Scofield has never allowed his sound to grow tiresome or stale. Uberjam is at once an exploration of new sonic territory and a further entrenching of his previous forays into groove-jazz. The new album is filled with samples arranged by rhythm guitarist Avi Bortnick. On some tracks that added element helps the band achieve a tighter sound, but on others it takes away from the rest of the players, proving that even intrepid musicians such as Scofield can fall into the trap of technological innovation for its own sake. That said, uberjam is great fun. It has a loose sound full of relaxed, dance-inducing grooves. In the liner notes, Scofield thanks his wife Susan for encouraging him to try a two-guitar band, and it might be a good idea for him to take her advice more often. With Bortnick's funky rhythms and Scofield's endless solos, the two put on a veritable guitar clinic on "Animal Farm," "Snap, Crackle, Pop" and the title track. When not competing with the samples, bassist Jesse Murphy and drummer Adam Deitch skillfully anchor the shifty Scofield. In their hands, every song is danceable, even "Jungle Fiction," a tune they rescue several times from falling apart. A Go Go fans will be happy to learn that John Medeski puts his organ to work on several tracks here. Karl Denson also adds saxophone and flute to the mix on two songs. When everyone plays together on "Ideofunk" and "Polo Towers," the result is a funky powerhouse. For an evening with one of the great jazz guitarists of our time, check out The John Scofield Band this Thursday at Higher Ground. Seattle's young jazz experimentalists Living Daylights open. —Jason King CARLA RYDER, ACOUSTIC & LIVE (CD) — On her latest CD, singer-songwriter Carla ^^^^^H^Hjglip Ryder offers up a 13-song set ^ ^ J ^ ^ ^ H p 'IjH of cheery and introspective ai well-crafted tunes. Backed by musicians on bass, guitar and fl vocals, Ryder delivers the goods, providing memorable JH» B melodies and catchy choruses , fl that manage to stay in the jfl head for days. For a live .Jjjfl recording, the sound quality is Jfl crisp — though obviously I^M^m^^BB^M^^^JH taken from the soundboard — jfl and the energy and joy of live performance shines through in both the songs and the between-song banter. Lyrically there's a little bit of cleverness, as in the infectious "Spinning To Crazy": "The more things change the more they stay insane." But for the most part the words are not so much clever as well phrased and thoughtfully crafted. The highlights here come in songs about relating and relationships, like the poignant and sweet closer, "What I Have" — which almost made this reviewer cry. "East Coast Thing" is a sassy take on intuition and working relationships, while "Please Don't Go" delves into the tail end of a destructive and abusive coupling. Ryder's stories are fleshed out with a minimum of strokes and convey emotion through melodic and instrumental choices. As a guitar player, Ryder is more of a strummer and picker, but her chord progressions often take interesting and unexpected turns. She shines vocally, swinging for the bleachers at one moment and almost whispering the next. When Ryder harmonizes with her backing vocalist, the effect is a little Indigo Girls-meets-Ani Difr.anco. "Nevada," "The Turning" and "Matter of Time" feature bright and catchy choruses. I have woken up humming them before I can figure out what they are. Even the lessmemorable songs have a good deal of charm, and that's a rare thing. Overall, Acoustic & Live is a good introduction to Carla Ryder. So will be her shows in Burlington this week — Friday at Radio Bean and Saturday at 135 Pearl. r -7c Colin Clary

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These gifts have not gone unnoticed. A recent four-star review in Rolling Stone of Mayer's Room for Squares (Aware/Columbia Records) calls the release "a travelogue of discovery," with songs that "trade on energy instead of angst, wonder instead of pain." As another review coined it, Mayers "childlike lucidity" makes the everyday item noticeable, even worthy of marvel. Titles like "My Stupid Mouth," "The Great Indoors" and "Love Song for No One" further hint at his inspired creative view. Mayer's undaunted spirit comes from a deep

Drawing on his roots, Maver creates sound that he calls "crystallizin blues music and pop music." reverence for music. "I will forever be in love, in absolute love, with the experience of just plugging in the headphones and a microphone, putting a little bit of echo on it, and just singing and playing for hours," he enthused. "The best feeling that I will ever have in my life is just walking, just being, the night that I finish a song." Room for Squares is an expansion upon Mayer's deft performance on 1999 s self-released Inside Wants Out. The new release represents a transition from acoustic to electric, and to a major label. "It intoxicates you... you absolutely go bonkers!" he exclaimed about his reaction to being approached by industry heavies. But a November appearance on Conan O'Brien and inclusion on Rolling Stones latest "Next Wave: 10 Artists to Watch" list have not distracted Mayer from his focus. All signs suggest this young stargazer has his feet on the ground, despite so much national attention. "One thing I do know is that I was born to play music every day," Mayer asserted. "I didn't even have a conversation with myself... it's an instinct." That instinct finds a balance between the rootsy and the cosmopolitan — a mixture that has broad appeal outside the margins of blues, and across the usual divide of college and adult-oriented radio. Sounds like a good match for Burlington. ®

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openings GENEALOGY PROJECT, an installation by Adriane Colburn. Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. Reception February 20, 5-7 p.m. LANDSCAPES: DREAMED & SEEN, drypoints by Gunnar Norrman and pas- .* tels by Sharon Appel. Galerie Sous * Le Passe-Partout, Montreal, 514487-7750. Reception February 20, 6-8 p.m. COLOR MUSINGS, paintings and silk hangings by Maggie Neale. Vermont * Supreme Court lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Reception February 21, ; 5-7 p.m. STAND SIDEWAYS, paintings on snowboards, canvas and wood, and sculp- • tures by Michael Montanaro. Talent Skatepark, South Burlington, 864-2069. Reception February 22, 6-10 p.m. DRAWING FROM NATURE: A NEW LANGUAGE, drawings and paintings by Janet Fredericks. Also, PERCEPTION OF REALITY, recent paintings by Gerald C. Gatski. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Reception February 22, 5-7 p.m. FULL HOUSE, Vermont artists Marc Council, Kathryn Lipke, Liza Myers, Carol Norton, Paul Jerard, Sandra

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EYES ON THE PRIZE, a video screening of the second half of the photojournalistic history of the civil rights movement of the 1950s and '60s. In conjunction with the exhibit "Reflections in Black, Smithsonian African American Photography: Art and Activism." Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. February 20, 7 p.m. SAVVY ARTISTS SUPPORT GROUP: Starving artists share ways to make a living from their work. Delahanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, February 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m. SEE FEELINGLY: ARTISTS DEPICTING THE HOLOCAUST, a lunchtime talk with mixed-media artist and 20thcentury art lecturer Judith Stone, in conjunction with the exhibit "Landscape of Loss: Photographs by Jeff Gusky." Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. February 27, 12:15 p.m.

ongoing BURLINGTON AREA LOVE & UNDERSTANDING: An exhibit of paintings, drawings, sculptures and photographs displays "An Artistic Exploration of Cultural Diversity."

Allen House, UVM, Burlington, 6561153. Through February 28. ADRIENNE GOULETTE, paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 862-3779. Through March. GRAND ERG TO GRAND ISLE II, handmade prints by Roy Newton. Red Onion Caf§, Burlington, 865-2563. Through April. FOSTER ARTS, individual and collaborative monoprints made by seniors and at-risk youth at the Burlington City Arts Print Studio. Burlington International Airport, 865-9163. Through March. LOST OR LEFT BEHIND: ICONIC IMAGES OF FOUND OBJECTS, photographs by Michael Heeney. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through March 14. ART FROM THE HEART, work by children hospitalized at Fletcher Allen Health Care. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 865-7166. Through March 15. PARAPLUIE, photographs by Jason Robinson, Sabin Gratz and Andy Duback, dining room and greenhouse. Also, figurative oil paintings by Erin McDermott, bar. The Daily Planet, Burlington, 238-0392. Through March 16. SKETCHBOOK SERIES AND RECENT WORKS, oil paintings on wool by Tiffany C. Torre. Art's Alive at Union Station, Burlington, 864-1557. Through March. MICHAEL T. JERMYN, color and blackand-white still life and landscape photographs from the British Isles, New York and Vermont. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 223-1570. Through February 26.

Quite 6TH ANNUAL CREATIVE REUSE SHOWCASE, featuring works made of recycled and found materials, by local high school students and sponsored by the Chittenden Solid Waste District. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Burlington, 872-8100, x 207. Through February 24. COLLECTED WASHERS, a mixed-media installation by Ed Owre and Stephen Trull, with selected pieces from Gerrit Gollner and Allison Schlegel. One

Wall Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, 864-5684. Through February. MATTHEW THORSEN, photographs. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through February. COMMERCIAL SAILING VESSELS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN AND SHIPWRECKS OF BURLINGTON HARBOR, a touring exhibit from the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, featuring panels about the origin and evolution of canal boats. Chittenden Bank main office, Burlington, 475-2022, ext. 105. Through February. JASON BOYD, mixed-media paintings of light and texture. Radio Bean, Burlington, 660-9346. Through February. SACRIFICE, mixed-media artwork by emerging artist Hannah Brooks. Church & Maple Gallery, Burlington, 863-3880. Through February 23. THE LANDSCAPE OF LOSS: PHOTOGRAPHS BY JEFF GUSKY, black-andwhite works by the Texas physician, capturing the aftermath of the Holocaust in Poland. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 9. SOME GODDESSES, paintings and drawings by Michael Brown. Mirabelles, Burlington, 863-4649. Through February. FULL HOUSE, photography by Jeremy Fortin and Tamara Staples, and sculpture by Gordon Auchincloss, James Teuscher and Wilder Wheelock. Flynndog Gallery, Burlington, 865-9292. Companion exhibit of photography and sculpture at SoHome in the 208 Flynn Ave. building, including above artists and Jeff Clarke, Arnold M. Gilbert, Shayne Lynn, Gerta Meyerhof, Peter Miller and H. Keith Wagner. Through February 21. PRE-COLUMBIAN ART, artifacts from tiny figurines to human and animal effigies, from the museum's permanent collection. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. Through July 3. HOWARD ROMERO, pan-scenic photographs. Wine Works, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February.

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A NATION IN THOUGHT, works of art by 15 artists to inspire world peace and understanding of religious and cultural diversity. Art Space 150 at the Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through February. PRESENCE, paintings, prints and drawings by Linda E. Jones and Susan Osgood. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through March 9.. THE COLLECTOR'S HOUSE, a new building envisioning the home of a 21stcentury folk art collector, designed by architect Adam Kalkin and decorated by Albert Hadley. Sheiburne Museum, 985-3348. Through October 2003.

BOBBING & JIGGING, ice fishing tools and traditions. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through April 13. CHILDREN'S ART EXHIBIT, featuring students from the Sheiburne Community, Renaissance and Lake Champlain Waldorf schools. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 8779942. Through March 3. 2ND ANNUAL RECYCLED ART CONTEST, featuring work by Addison County middle and high school students. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-4074. Through March 10. CHARLES "TEENIE" HARRIS: A LEGACY IN BLACK AND WHITE, photographs by the late African-American photojournalist. Also, DAVID BUMBECK: FIGURES OF THE IMAGINATION, recent sculptures, prints and drawings by the Middlebury College art professor. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Both through April 7. THE SPIRIT OF OBJECTS, an exhibit of items from the permanent collection that show how individuals interact with the past. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through April.

JOAN DAVIDSON, pastels and photographs. City Hall, Montpelier, 2299416. Through February. LIGHTS ON! Architectural clay sculpture by Charlotte Potok. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through February. VERMONT PASTEL SOCIETY, members show. La Brioche, Montpelier, 2380351. Through March 1. ALISA DWORSKY, slides and charcoal development drawings for a roadside public art installation titled

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hite light carries all colors within it. When broken up with a prism, a rainbow appears. White paint is more complicated. It changes the value of colors without technically changing the hue. Some theorists would not even call white a color to begin with, but if it's not a color, what is it? The question seems unanswerable, as different authorities give different replies. But none of that seems to bother Hannah Brooks — white is everywhere in her current exhibition at Church and Maple Gallery. She has come to terms with the complexity of the color — or lack thereof— rather well. Because of her reliance on lighter values, many of Brooks' paintings have the flat look of blown-up microscopic images. In fact, biological images appear in much of her work. In "It is so Physical, Confusion," the sketchy drawing of a kidney dangles under a gathering storm of pale purples and deep crimsons at the center of the canvas/surrounded by shifting degrees of whiteness. Its the largest painting in the show — about 6 by 4 feet — and the acrylic surface textures are prominent. Brooks seems to have pressed paper onto thick paint while wet, then pulled it off to make branching patterns like capillaries. At the lower left of the painting is a red, multi-cellular structure that has similar but more rounded features and greater magnification. Although Brooks lifts and pushes impastos to their limits on canvas, her works on paper appear

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Super Troopers 12:55, 3:50, 7:20, 10. John Q 12:40, 3:20, 6:40, 9:30. Return to Never Land 12:15, 2:35, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. Crossroads 12, 2:20, 4:45, 7:15, 9:35. Collateral Damage 12:35, 3:15, 7:05, 9:55. Rollerball 3:35, 9:20. Big Fat Liar 12:10, 2:30, 4:40, 7, 9:15. A Walk to Remember 12:45, 6:55. Black Hawk Down 12:20, 3:30, 6:35, 9:40. A Beautiful Mind 12:30, 3:40, 6:50, 9:50.

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Collateral Damage. A Walk to Remember. Amelie. Harry Potter. Mulholland Drive. Jimmy Neutron. Times not available at press time.

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T H E ROAD TO REHAB what is it about dysfunctional families? Perhaps seeking insights into my own legacy of madness, I can rarely resist a film that shines a spotlight on neurotic parents and their confused offspring. The Royal Tenenbaums, starring Gene Hackman as an estranged father trying to reunite with his damaged brood, is an absurdist take on the dynamics of blood ties. Aberdeen, screening in Montpelier this weekend at the Savoy Theater's World Cinema Series, offers a more realistic dud of a dad reluctantly dragged back to fleeting domesticity by a daughter consumed with resentment. Kaisa, played by the radiant Lena Headey, is beautiful and bitter. Whatever happiness she once enjoyed in childhood was shattered when Tomas, her beloved father, left home for a life of alcoholism. Although gainfully employed in a posh London law firm, she's overly fond of cocaine and unlikely to forge meaningful relationships with men. This joyless hedonism is interrupted by a telephone call from her mother, Helen (Charlotte Rampling), asking Kaisa to pick up Tomas in Norway and bring him to Scotland for an experimental rehab program. Helen is in the hospital with a terminal illness — the real reason for luring her kin to Aberdeen. But Tomas (Stellan Skarsgard) has no interest in treatment, and Kaisa would rather be snorting coke. Nonetheless, they begin what proves to be an awkward, painful, sometimes cathartic journey together, each relying on substance abuse to get through another dreadful day. Director Hans Peter Moland, who co-wrote the script, makes sure his characters face one mishap after another. Not allowed to board a plane because Tomas is falling-down drunk, father and daughter hit the highway, making this a classic road movie with a thoroughly unsentimental streak. The twosome presents an inviting target for trouble, which comes their way in the form of humiliation and beatings by a gang of thugs. The always-amazing Ian Hart appears as Clive, an Edinburgh truck driver who is the one decent soul they meet along the way — though Kaisa is too busy wallowing in self-pity to notice how sweet he is. Skarsgard — here an oil-rig worker, as he was in Breaking the Waves — is skilled enough to make Tomas both repugnant and compelling at the same time. His relationship with Kaisa feverishly shifts from suspicion to fury to tenderness to fear. Headey's a marvel to watch as a tough cookie with a deep, unspoken ache that becomes something of a cinematic primal scream. Aberdeen never veers too close to easy answers, yet somehow finds a way to give its downbeat resolution a subtly sanguine twist. Anyone with family issues will recognize the desire, however impossible it may seem, for a healing. IF IT A I N ' T B A R U K H . . . Being Jewish in Burlington can be lonely. Walk down Church Street during Christmas season and hear carols blasting from loudspeakers. Check out the wreath — symbolizing the crown of thorns — displayed on the front door of City Hall, despite the supposed secular status of government buildings. But in The Rabbi's Dilemma, Harvey Edwards imagines how truly isolated a Brooklyn holy man might feel after being transplanted to the rural reaches of the Green Mountain State. The 17-minute film, which Vermont Public Television will broadcast on February 22 as part of its "Reel Independents" series, hosted by Ken Peck, is a comic fable about the search for cultural and religious identity in an unlikely place. Edwards, a journalist who spent about 20 years in France, is now based in Eagle Bridge, New York. He's made some two dozen documentaries and narrative shorts. After receiving a very specific message from God, the Hassidic rabbi (Michael Schwartz) and his wife (Tracey Silver) resettle in the frozen north. These city slickers want to live a simpler lifestyle, but it ain't easy. He goes to great lengths — even joining the local chainsaw society — to find enough fellow Jews for worship. Vermont actor George Woodard shows up as a chainsaw enthusiast. He also stars in The Greening of Vermont, an even briefer Edwards work about a couple that counterfeits money when agriculture doesn't pan out — part of a TV double bill with The Rabbi's Dilemma. In both films, the Waterbury thespian-farmer plays banjo and sings in a Woody Guthrielike voice. This land is your land, by the Jeezum. ®

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Dear Cecil, Is it true that Egyptians use mummies for fuel to heat their food? — Barking Spider, via the Straight Dope Message Board No. What you heard was a mangled version of a classic joke told by one of the masters of the art. But don't feel bad — people have been falling for this one for more than 130 years. The story isn't that Egyptians use mummies to heat their food now, its that they used them in the 19th century to fuel their locomotives. We owe this wonderful conceit to Mark Twain, who in The Innocents Abroad (1869) writes, "The fuel [Egyptian railroaders] use for the locomotive is composed of mummies three thousand years old, purchased by the ton or by the graveyard for that purpose, and... sometimes one hears the profane engineer call out pettishly... 'D—n these plebeians, they don't burn worth a cent — pass out a King!'" Lest anyone fail to realize it's a joke, Twain then adds, "Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe, anything." Didn't help. To this day you can find reputable organizations such as the BBC solemnly reporting this "fact" as fact. Twain's joke may have been inspired by a related yarn making the rounds in the mid-19th century, namely that American paper manufacturers were so hard up for raw materials that they imported mummy wrappings at a few cents per pound to use in their mills but failed to sterilize the wrappings first, leading to an outbreak of cholera among mill workers. Only slightly more believable than the railroad joke, this story is stated as fact in several respected histories of papermaking. To be fair, it contains a few threads of truth: Prior to the introduction of wood-pulp papermaking in the late 19th century, paper manufacturers did indeed face a shortage of feedstock and commonly relied on rags. Many of these rags were imported, some of them from Egypt. However (you jamokes!), it doesn't follow that the Egyptian rags had originally been

wrapped around mummies. To clear things up we turn to Professor Joseph Dane of the University of Southern California. In a 1995 article in Printing History, Dane points out that most of the supposed evidence is either dubious or consists of (horrors!) more jokes. For example, a 12th-century doctor in Baghdad claimed the bedouin made paper out of mummy wrappings. While it's true local tribesmen have been pretty cavalier in their treatment of antiquities (supposedly the peasants who found the Dead Sea Scrolls realized that scholars would pay just as much for a fragment, so they cut up intact scrolls), Baghdad is pretty far from Egypt — most likely the doctor was just relating a story he'd heard. In 1856 a newspaper in Syracuse, New York, published a story claiming "an Onandaga county man" was making paper out of mummy wrappings. This was later transmuted into the belief that the publication itself had been printed on such paper. The newspaper made no such claim, and in fact its story had been reprinted from another paper. Credibility: low. The idea that U.S. paper mill owners imported mummy wrappings and caused a cholera outbreak probably stems from a story circulated by the son of Maine mill owner Augustus Stanwood after his father's death. However, the son went on to claim that his father's only competition in buying wrappings came from the Egyptian railroad, which wanted them for fuel, etc.

The son told this yarn many decades after the fact, and it seems plain he had conflated tall tales with reality. Dane concludes with a discussion of an 1855 manuscript supposedly written by a New York scientist named Isaiah Deck, who proposed that Egyptian mummy wrappings could be used to make paper. The manuscript contains such obvious exaggerations that Dane thinks it was a satire in the manner of Jonathan Swift. All that having been said, a couple points need to be made. First, Egyptian mummies really were—and are—available by the truckload. Originally reserved for the upper classes, mummification eventually became popular with the proles; by modern times, mummies numbered in the millions. A singular burial ground discovered not too long ago is thought to contain 10,000. Second, mummies really were used for bizarre purposes. During medieval times they were ground into powder and used as medicine. Later this powder was used as a paint pigment called "mummy brown," a practice that persisted into the early 20th century. (Thanks to Carter Lupton of the Milwaukee Public Museum for this information.) So maybe Twain's comment about a profane engineer should be attributed to a profane painter: "D—n these plebeians — pass out a King. I want to finish this job with one coat." — CECIL ADAMS

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a sense of purpose It makes perfect sense that a student production of The Miracle Worker should strive to be accessible to people with disabilities. Each character in the play about the painstaking education of deaf, dumb and blind Helen Keller is played simultaneously by two actors — one speaking and one using American Sign Language. For one show only, a specially trained narrator will describe the onstage action to visually impaired patrons through a small earpiece. Keller, of course, needs no translation. Director Dede Corvinus offers, "If we ignore people because they seem unreachable...what is it we will have lost?"

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You can make a "marathon" out of any sport if you keep doing it for long enough. On the heels of last weekend's Penguin Plunge — perhaps the shortest test of endurance on the local sporting calendar — comes a six-hour spin to raise money for the Special Olympics. The inventor of the sport, a.k.a. Johnny G, will lead a portion of the long "ride," which will be pedaled on 250 stationary bikes in health clubs around the area. No helmets necessary. Just a minimum of $150 in pledges. Last year's event raised 20 grand — almost enough for a real revolution.

After Craftsbury, Stowe has got to be the best destination for cross-country skiers in Vermont. Just off the busy Mountain Road, the Catamount Trail links rustic routes at the Trapp Family Lodge to groomed tracks at Edson Hill, Wiessner Woods and Topnotch. You definitely need a map to negotiate an eight-mile self-guided "Tour de Stowe" that raises money for the organization which maintains Vermont's 300-mile ski and showshoe trail. But "sweepers" will be positioned along the way to put stray skiers back on course.

Spinning Marathon. Saturday, February 23. Twin Oaks Sports and Fitness, Farrell Street, S. Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. $150 minimum. Info, 863-5222.

Tour de Stowe. Saturday, February 23. Edson Hill Cross-Country Ski Center, Stowe, 9-11 a.m. $20-30. Register, 864-5794.

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Her clear, strong soprano articulated the yearnings of an entire generation. Picking up where Woody Guthrie left off, Joan Baez mined American 1 jlk music for its social activism in a way the baby-boom generation could hear. She pulled a young Bob Dylan on stage, and continues to train her extra-large spotlight on lesser known musicians like Dar Williams, Sinead Lohan and Eliza Carthy. Richard Shindell opens for the legend, whose 14-album repertoire includes seven gold records. No sign of "rust" yet. . .

Director Max Culpepper is the sound sorcerer behind a Dartmouth College Wind Symphony concert entitled "It's Witchcraft" — an evening of "mystical musical selection." It includes Steven Reinecke's "Rise of the Firebird," "Valkyrie" variations and "O Isis, Osirus," an aria from Mozart's "Magic Flute" sung by David Kech. The former West Newbury vocalist is now singing professionally in New York City which, in the competitive world of opera, takes some serious magic... If all that doesn't put a spell on you, stick around for movie tunes from The Witches of Eastwick and Lord of the Rings.

Joan Baez. Tuesday, February 26. Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30-35. Info, 863-5966.

"It's Witchcraft" concert. Saturday, February 23. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words 'DAUGHTER OF FORTUNE': Strong women dominate a discussion of Isabel Allende s book chronicling a young woman's journeys from Chile to California during the Gold Rush. S. Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. POETRY WORKSHOP: Local poet David Weinstock shares writing tips with aspiring authors. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7523.

kids STORYTIME: See February 20. MOTHER GOOSE TIME: Toddlers take in classic children's tales at the S. Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. PARENTING WORKSHOP: Parents learn how to talk so kids will listen. Champlain Elementary School, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7467.

sport SKI INN: Adventurers negotiate the network of nordic trails at the Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 9:45 a.m. Free. Register, 533-2647. WALKING CLUB: Take strides for fun and fitness at Twin Oaks Sports, 75 Farrell St., S. Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 658-0002.

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dance AFRICAN DINNER AND PARTY: Jeh Kulu cooks up an evening dedicated to the sights, sounds and steps of West Africa. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $12. Info, 859-1802. BALLROOM DANCE PARTY: Waltz your way through a night of social dancing at this weekly soiree. Jazzercize, Williston. Mini-lesson, 7 p.m. $10. Dance only, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2207.

drama 'OVID: TALES OF MYTH & MAGIC': See February 20. 'LA CELESTINA': See February 21. 'MURDER AT THE HOWARD JOHNSON': See February 21. 'COPENHAGEN': Michael Frayn's Broadway hit is about nuclear physics and the riveting

personal relationship between two scientists developing the atomic bomb. See "7 Selects," this issue. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $26-46. Corresponding lecture, Flynn Gallery, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

film 'UNDER THE SUN': A lonely 40-year-old farmer advertises for a "live-in housekeeper" in this Colin Nutley film. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 'AMORES PERROS': This Mexican film braids together three stories of love gone awry. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 518-523-2512.

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YMCA, 8-9:45 p.m. $2. Info, 862-9622.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 20. CIVIL UNIONS SEMINAR: Find out what same-sex unions "do for you and what you still need to do for yourself." R.U.1.2? Headquarters, 1 Steele St., Bur-lington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. COMMUNITY SUPPER: Eaters from all over sit down to country chicken with biscuit, cranberry sauce and dessert. College Street Church, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $8.50. Info, 864-7704. BUSINESS GROUP: Local business owners convene to share Stories of successes and frustrations. Scrumptious Cafe, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 860-1417.

words AUTHOR TALK: Author Robert Walsh examines the legacy of slavery in a discussion of his book The Other America: The African American Experience. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

sport WINTER SERIES: Avid outdoorsman Steve Young ropes in listeners with a discussion of "Reindeer Herders and the Land of Mongolia." Tracy Hall, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037. WINTER CARNIVAL ICE SHOW: A promising pair of young skaters is featured in a graceful Olympics-inspired show. Kenyon Arena, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. FULL MOON SHOWSHOE: Night-time trekkers make their way in the moonlit snow at the VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $4. Info, 229-6206. TEEN SWIM: Teen-agers take the plunge in an indoor pool and experience the next best thing to summer. Greater Burlington

Saturday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." 'IT'S WITCHCRAFT': Vocalist David Kech is the featured soloist in a concert of music inspired by witches, sorcerers and magical events. See "7 Selects," this issue. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422. JOHN HAMMOND'S WICKED GRIN: The Grammywinning blues great shares the stage with the jubilee-style gospel singers known as the Blind Boys of Alabama. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $29.50. Info, 863-5966. EMANUELE SEGRE: The Italian guitarist performs his renditions of classical compositions at the Trinity Episcopal Church, Rutland, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 775-5413. OPERA AUDITIONS: Singers pipe up for parts in an upcoming production of The Monster Bed. Mill River Union High School, N.

Clarendon, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1227. R.U.1.2? COFFEEHOUSE: Slam mistress Kelly Griffith hosts an open mike for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered performers featuring poetry, stand-up comedy and acoustic guitar. Stone Soup, Burlington, 7:30-11 p.m. $5. Info, 860-7812. ALL ABOUT BUFORD: The mostly a cappella pop-funk band performs pop, jazz, world music and contemporary acoustic music at the Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6-8. Info, 864-5888.

dance OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller Dan O'Connell gets musical backup from the Saltash Serenades. Wear clean, soft-soled shoes to Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466. LATINO DANCE PARTY: Deejay Hector "El Salsero" Cobeo spins discs at a spicy shakedown for Latin lovers. Hectors Mexican Restaurant, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington, 10 p.m. $3. Info, 862-5082. PRE-MUD SEASON DANCE: Limber up for spring at this community contra-dance made musical by Roustabout. Plainfield Town Hall, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 426-3344.

drama 'OVID: TALES OF MYTH & MAGIC': See February 20. 'LA CELESTINA': See February 21.

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film 'UNDER THE SUN': See February 22. 'GHOST WORLD': This "weird, funny movie" from the director of Crumb features two misfits too smart for the rest of the world. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words BOOKSIGNING: Vermont Public Radio commentator Ron Krupp sows interest in his new gardening book, Woodchuck's Guide to Gardening. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington,. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

kids 'CITY SNOW, COUNTRY SNOW': Storyteller Jane McLean helps kids kick off school vacation with a celebration of snow. Westford Public Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. FRONTIER DAYS: Kids get a taste of 18th-century frontier life through cooking activities at the Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 865-4556.

sport WINTER CARNIVAL ICE SHOW: See February 22, 2 p.m. AIKIDO DEMONSTRATION: Get a taste of the traditional martial art at an open house at Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 951-8900. SNOWSHOE: The Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club leads a winter wonderland walk through the white stuff. Register, 223-1874. SNOWSHOE WORKSHOP: The Green Mountain Club covers basic backcountry techniques and winter travel skills. Northern Vermont, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $35. Register, 244-7037. 'TOUR DE STOWE': Nordic skiers take in four cross-country centers on a 10-mile trek. A shorter loop is also an option. See "7 Selects," this issue. Edson Hill Cross-Country Ski Center, Stowe, 9-11 a.m. $20-30. Register, 864-5794. SPINNING MARATHON: Hop on a stationary bike for one of six hours to raise funds for the Special Continued on page 6b

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Olympics. See "7 Selects," this issue. Twin Oaks Sports & Fitness, Farrell St., S. Burlington, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations. Register, 863-5222. ADIRONDACK SKI: The Burlington chapter of the Green Mountain Club leads a 16-mile ski trek through New York's Ausable Lakes region. Register, 863-1145. SNOWSHOE NATURE WALK: A naturalist leads a woodland tromp to observe the winter life of plants and animals. Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 2 p.m. $6.50-8.50. Register, 533-2647.

etc JOB SEEKERS WORKSHOP: Learn about "Job Hunting Creatively in a Tight Job Market" at a daylong seminar that explores different approaches to getting employed. Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $80. Register, 860-1602.

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Sunday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." THE ACADEMY OF ANCIENT MUSIC: Christopher Hogwood conducts the period orchestra in an all-Mozart concert. Spaulding Auditorium, > Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $45. Info, 603-646-2422. GREGORY DOUGLASS: The Burlington singer-songwriter comes out in support of his new disc, Teeter. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. GOSPELFEST 2002: In celebration of Black History Month, the New Alpha Missionary Baptist Church brings their soulful, spirit-raising sound to the Flynn Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. $10.50. Info, 863-5966.

drama 'OVID: TALES OF MYTH & MAGIC': See February 20, 5 p.m.

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WOMEN'S DROP-IN SOCIAL: Get out, ladies. Anything goes at R.U.1.2? Headquarters, 1 Steele St., Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. ALL YOU CAN EAT BREAKFAST: Stuff yourself on pancakes, honey ham and scrambled eggs at the Knights of Columbus Hall, St. Albans, 8 a.m.- noon. $5. Info, 524-4750. FLEA MARKET: Treasure hunters browse through the brica-brac, antiques and collectibles at the Old Labor Hall, Barre, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 4541961.

25 monday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." CHAMPLAIN ECHOES: Harmonious women compare notes at a weekly rehearsal of the all-female barbershop chorus. The Pines, Dorset St., S. Burlington, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3087. BARRE-TONES: The women's barbershop chorus encourages adult females to experience the harmonics at Alumni Hall, Barre, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 4857712.

film 'UNDER THE SUN': See February 22.

'UNDER THE SUN': See February 22. 'CASUALTIES OF WAR': This film is based on a true story of American soldiers who kidnapped and killed a young woman in Vietnam. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

• Also, see art listings. SAVVY ARTISTS SUPPORT GROUP: Starving artists share strategies for making a living from their work. Delahanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9163.

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etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 20. NETWORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support. Career Resource Center, Vermont Department of Employment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0325.

tuesday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." JOAN BAEZ: The folk legend behind tunes like "Diamonds and Rust" and "Here's to You" shares the stage with singer-songwriter Richard Shindell. See "7 Selects," this issue. Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $30-35. Info, 863-5966. BfiLA FLECK & THE FLECKTONES: The versatile banjo musician brings his "blu-bop" sound to a sold-out concert at the Dibden Center, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 6351476. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: The all-male chorus seeks voices to learn barbershop singing and quarteting. S. Burlington High School, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

dance W'ABENAKI DANCERS: The children's dance troupe moves through stories of Vermont's original inhabitants. Vermont State House, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228. CONTACT IMPROVISATION DANCE JAM: Dancers of all abilities partake in a moving experience that ranges from meditative to acrobatic. Edmunds Elemen-tary School, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 9518949. SWING DANCE PRACTICE: Dancers of all abilities gather to practice swing dancing at the Memorial Auditorium Annex, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Jig and reel with or without a partner during a night of traditional cavorting. First Congregational Church of Essex Junction, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $4. Info, 879-7618.

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kids MOTHER GOOSE TIME: See February 21. 'VACATION EXPLORERS CLUB': Kids participate in school-break activities at Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. STORYTELLER: The Travelling Storyteller takes on Beauty and the Beast at the S. Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tykes ages 3 to 5 get an early appreciation for literature. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 482-2878. STORYTIMES: Youngsters benefit from books read aloud. 1-3 years, 10 a.m. 4-5 years, 1 p.m. S. Burlington Commun-ity Library. Free. Info, 652-7080.

sport WALKING CLUB: See February 21.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 20. CON HOGAN TALK The Independent candidate for governor answers questions on political issues. 403 Lafayette Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3077. ANIMAL RIGHTS SPEAKER: Animal activist Wayne Pacelle talks about changing the creature consciousness after a viewing of the documentary The Witness. 302 Lafayette Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-2230. FATHERS AND CHILDREN GROUP: Dads and kids spend quality time together during a weekly meeting at the Family Room, Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. WEEKLY MEDITATION: Learn how focused thought can result in a "calmed center." Spirit Dancer Books, Burling-ton, 78:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 6608060.

BASIC MEDITATION: Cherokee and Tibetan Buddhist practices help renew the body and spirit. Ratna Shri Tibetan Meditation Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7318.

'UNDER THE SUN': See February 22.

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words MARC ESTRIN: The Burlington author reads from his debut novel, Insect Dreams: The Half-Life of Gregor Samsa, that plays on Kafka's "Metamorphosis." Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

Wednesday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice."

drama 'LA CELESTINA': See February 21. 'THE MIRACLE WORKER': This play dramatizes the relationship between the real-life Helen

Keller and her teacher Annie Sullivan. See "7 Selects," this issue. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $912. Info, 656-2094.

film 'UNDER THE SUN': See February 22. 'THE CLOSET': This Francis Veber film is about an extremely boring man who pretends to be gay in an attempt to keep his accounting job at the local condom factory. Rutland Movie-plex, 1:30 & 7 p.m. $7.50. Info, 7755413. DOUBLE FEATURE: Matador features a retired bullfighter who takes up a new hobby: snuff films, 6:45 p.m. Taboo recycles metaphors of male homosexuality as a symbol of decadence, 9 p.m. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

art • Also, see art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: See February 20. LUNCHTIME TALK: Mixedmedia artist Judith Stone presents a talk entitled "See Feel-ingly: Artists Depicting the Holocaust." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750.

words WRITING GROUP: See February 20.

kids STORYTIME: See February 20. 'TINY TOTS' STORYTIME: See February 20. MASK MAKING: Kids get crafty by making wild masks at Westford Public Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. 'SPIDERS, WEAVERS AND WANDERERS': Stories, demonstrations and a visit from a live tarantula teach kids about creepy crawlers. Deborah Rawson Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Register, 899-4962. 'LEARN TO KNIT': Learn the knotty art of knitting before winter's end. S. Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Register, 652-7080. 'CHAMP AND OTHER BIZARRO CREATURES': Does Champ really exist? An expert separates amphibious fact from fiction. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. BUDDY DUBAY: Children sing along with the local acoustic musician at Deborah Rawson Library, Jericho, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

sports FULL MOON SNOWSHOE: Trekkers check out a lunar-lit landscape at the Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 8:45 p.m. Free. Register, 533-2647. SNOWSHOE: The Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club leads a wintry stroll up Paine Mountain under the light

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of the full moon. Meet at Montpelier High School, 5 p.m. Free. Register, 223-7035. FULL M O O N SKI & SNOWSHOE: Nighttime skiers listen for owls and coyotes on a guided trek at the Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 7 p.m. $5. Register, 723-4705.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 20. 'PEACE & HUMAN RIGHTS': Politically involved people gather to get active on the issue of missile defense plans. Peace & Justice Center, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0571. COMMUNITY FORUM & POTLUCK: Bring a vegetarian dish to a community discussion of the militarization of U.S. foreign policy. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340. BLACK HISTORY TALK Methods of slave communication are stitched together in a lecture entitled "A Story of Quilts and the Underground Railroad." Allen House, Room 104, 461 Main Street, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-8833. 'BOTANICAL ILLUSTRATIONS': Freelance illustrator Libby Davidson talks about her experience creating pen and ink portrayals for a Vermont field guide. S. Burlington Community Library, 6:30-8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 864-5206. GLOBAL TRADE TEACH IN: Politically informed panelists investigate the issues surrounding the effects of global trade. 427 Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-8123.

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ACTING ESSENTIALS: Tuesdays, March 19 through April 23,7-10 p.m. S. Burlington. $175. Info, 482-2488. Mark Nash of the Vermont Stage Company teaches the fundamentals of actor training, from physical and vocal awareness and expression to emotional authenticity. CATCO'S KIDS WINTER CAMP: Monday through Friday, February 25 through March 1, 9 a.m. - noon, or 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Champlain Arts Theatre Company, Rice High School, S. Burlington. $125/$250. Register, 860-3611 orcatco@together.net. Kids 6-12 enjoy theater games, mask-making, scripting and plenty ofacting. AUDITIONING: SOUP TO NUTS: Wednesday, February 20, 6-8 p.m. and Saturday, February 23, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Champlain Arts Theatre Company, Burlington. $15 per session. Info, 860-3611 or catco@together.net. Veronica Ldpez offers aspiring actors and actresses tips on being seen, heard, remembered and cast. ACTING FOR FILM CLASSES: Ongoing professional filmacting classes in Burlington, Rutland and Montpelier. $ 175/ month. Info, 223-1246 or www. lostnationtheater.org/AFF. Certifiedfilm-acting coach Jock MacDonald leads sessions in conjunction with the Los Angeles-based Cameron Thor Studio, Edgewood Studios and Lost Nation Theater.

PROFESSIONAL BARTENDING TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

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business ACCOUNTING 101 FOR SMALL BUSINESS: Friday, March 1 or Friday, March 15, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Windjammer Conference Center, S. Burlington. Info: 372-3240. Learn to manage accounts receivable and payable, set up your financial statements, do budgeting and manage cashflow. READING AND USING FINANCIAL STATEMENTS: Wednesday March 6, 1-5 p.m. or Wednesday, March 27, 9 a.m. 1 p.m. or Friday, March 29, 15 p.m. Windjammer Conference Center, S. Burlington. Info, 372-3240. Get the most out of your financials by using them as an on-going guide to realizing your business goals. HOW TO WRITE A BUSINESS PLAN: Friday, March 8, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Windjammer Conference Center, S. Burlington. Info 372-3240. Learn to define your business concept, identify your markets and competition, set up operations and get financing. PAYROLL MANAGEMENT: Wednesday, March 13, or Friday, March 29, 9 a.m. - noon. Windjammer Conference Center, S. Burlington. Info 372-3240. Marian E. Fritz teaches the ins and outs ofpayroll, including forms and filing requirements.

AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Wednesdays, noon - 1 p.m. Saturdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. & WOMEN'S ICE CLINIC: 11:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Children, Sunday, February 24, 9 a.m. - 4 Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Cen9-10 a.m. Aikido of Champlain ter, 105 Briggs Street, Burlington. Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. $85. Register, 657-3872 or Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt .org. We've relocated; you're invited tojulia@petracliffs.com. Beginning a free open house and aikido demon- to advanced climbers enjoy a testosterone-free day of ice climbing stration Saturday, February 23, taught by women. 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. INTRODUCTION TO MOUNTAINEERING: Saturday, February 23, 9 a.m. LITHOGRAPHY WORK4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing SHOP: Saturday and Sunday, Center, 105 Briggs Street, BurMarch 2 & 3, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. lington. $85. Register, 657-3872 Firehouse Center for the Visual or julia@petraclifFs.com. Learn Arts, Memorial Auditorium, the fundamentals of safe winter Burlington. $200, materials travel over snow and ice using included. Info, 865-7166. Artists crampons and an ice ax, including who draw learn the lithography glissading and self-arrest techniques. printmaking technique to make BEGINNING ICE CLIMBING multiple images from their works. I: Saturday, March 2, 9 a.m. FERRISBURGH ARTISANS 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing GUILD: Ongoing classes in Center, 105 Briggs Street, Burwatercolor, welding, stained glass, lington. $85. Register, 657-3872 pottery, kinder art, Saturday or julia@petracliffs.com. Expermorning clay and more. Info, ience the thrill of outdoor ice climb877-3668. Unleash your creativity ing in a supportive atmosphere. with top-notch instructors. BEGINNING ICE CLIMBING II: Sunday, March 3, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs Street, Burlington. $135. Register, 657-3872

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COOKING WITH OR TASTING WINE: Saturday, March 9, 10-11:30 a.m. (cooking with wine) or 3-4:30 p.m. (winery tasting). March 16: Italian classics (morning) or Italian Desserts (afternoon). New England Culinary Institute, 25 Church Street, Burlington. $22.50. Register, 863-5150 ext. 38. Sharpen your culinary skills with top teachers. COOKING CLASSES: Ongoing individual or small group classes in preparing healthy, creative foods. Essex Junction. Prices vary; gift certificates available. Info, 878-9565 or Grocerys4U@aol. com. Jane Simonds helps cooks get better at their craft.

SCUBA CERTIFICATION: Tuesdays & Thursdays, March 528, 6-10 p.m. or four Sundays, March 10 & 17 and April 7 & 14, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Waterfront Diving Center, Burlington. Info, 865-2771. Earn an PADI or NAUI internationally recognized open-water diving certificate while learning the fundamentals ofscuba diving.

craft FROG HOLLOW CRAFTS BURLINGTON: Register now for upcoming classes in Glass Bead Making & Design, Rug Hooking, Wood Carving, Advanced Stained Glass and Polymer Clay. Frog Hollow Craft School, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. POTTERY PAINTING: Ongoing beginner-to-advanced classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Info, 652-0102. Learn the basics or fine techniques for painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures.

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drumming BEGINNING CONGA & DJEMBE: Ongoing Wednesday Conga classes, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Djembe classes, 7:15-8:45 p.m. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. $12/class. Ongoing Friday intermediate conga class, 4-5 p.m. Call for location. Info, 658-0658. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class. BEGINNING TAIKO: Ongoing beginning adult class Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Monday youth class 3:30 p.m. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Thursday Taiko sessions ongoing at Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Kids, 4:15 p.m. Adults, 5:15 p.m. Info, 658-0658. Experience the power of taiko -style drumming.

feldenkrais AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT: Mondays, starting February 25, 7:30-8:30 p.m. 205 Dorset Street, S. Burlington. $80/eight or $12/each. Info, 434-4515. Gentle, guided movements focus on the spine and pelvis, gait, breathing and carriage of the upper body.

ARGENTINE TANGO WORKSHOPS: Saturday, February 23, Champlain Club, Crowley Street, Burlington. Variations on Ochos, 12-1:30 p.m. The Chain of Walking and Turning, 1:45-3:15 p.m. Adornments for Men and Women, 3:30-5. $20/each, $45/ three. Info, 879-3998 or MKiey @aol.com. Improve your tango LANDSCAPE PLANTS FOR skills through lessons from Marco VERMONT: Saturday, February Lucidi and Lyne Renaud of 23, 10 a.m. - noon. Gardeners Montreal's Al Sur. Supply Store, Intervale Road, HOLLYWOOD-STYLE Burlington. Free. Register, SWING: Six Sundays beginning 660-3505. Learn about great February 17, Champlain Club, plants for homes and gardens from 20 Crowley Street, Burlington. author-experts Dr. Norman Pellett Beginners, 5-6 p.m. $40/six, and Mark Starrett. $10/each. Info, 862-9033 or www.hollywoodstyleswing.com. Pick up the nation's most popular dances in a fun and relaxed atmos- COLOR AND TEXTURE TO phere; no partner required. ENHANCE THE HOME: BURLINGTON BALLET: Saturday, February 23, 12:30Ongoing Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. 5 p.m. Fresco Studio, 1 Main noon. On Track Studio, Union Street, Burlington. $60, includes Station, 1 Main Street, Burlingmaterials. Pre-register, 598-3078 ton. Info, 238-9612. Local dancer or catbalco@yahoo.com Learn Sophie Backus teachers beginners, how to effectively select and use advanced-beginners and intermedi- paint, color and texture in designate ballet dancers; newcomers can ing interior wall treatments. try a first class at half price. 'WILD IS THE WIND': Saturdays, March 23, April 20, JEWELRY MAKING: Six May 18 &June 15, 10 a.m. Wednesday evenings, beginning 4 p.m. Burnham Hall, Lincoln. March 6, 6-9 p.m. Studio3d, 208 Info, 4353-3690 or redbear@ Flynn Avenue, Burlington. $145. gmavt.net. Madeleine PiatInfo, 324-2240 or Studio3d@ Landolt leads improvisational together.net. Learn metalsmithing

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kids KIDS & FAMILY CRAFTS: Register now for upcoming kids and family sessions: Tadpole Arts & Crafts, Miniature Clay Figure Sets, Fine Arts Afternoons, Soap Making, and Family Ukrainian Egg Design. Frog Hollow Craft School, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 860-7474. FLYNNARTS FEBRUARY VACATION CAMPS: Monday through Friday, February 25 March 1, 9 a.m. - noon or 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Prices and times vary. Info, 652-4500 or www.flvincenter. org. Vacationing St.~dtvts in grades 1 through 8 channel abundant energy and imagination into the arts.

language ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to get ready for a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country's music, art and cuisine. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

martial arts MOY YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU: Ongoing classes in Burlington and Waitsfield. All ages and levels welcome. Info, 496-4661, 425-6251 for Burlington classes, or www.kungfuvideos.com. Acquire effective fighting skills while developing your Kung Fu through traditional training that emphasizes principles of relaxation, centerline and efficiency of motion. WING CHUN KUNG FU: Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way SelfDefense Center, 25 Raymond Road, Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This simple and practical martial art form was created by a woman and requires no special strength or size. ARNIS: Saturdays, 11:15 a.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Road, Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This Filipino discipline combines the fluid movements of the escrima stick with graceful and dynamic footwork. TAEKWONDO: Beginning and advanced classes Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, 4:30-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. The Blue Wave TaeKwonDo School, 182 Main Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-3359 or info@bluewavetkd.com. Fifthdegree black belt and former national team member Gordon W. White teaches the exciting art and Olympic sport of TaeKwonDo.

asses meditation 'THE WAY OF T H E SUFI': Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incorporates breath, sound and movement. MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. GUIDED MEDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Sheiburne Athletic Club, Sheiburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229. Practice guided meditation for relaxation and focus. WEEKLY MEDITATION & DISCUSSION: Tuesdays, 78:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, S. Winooski Avenue, Burlington. Donations. Info, 660-8060. The Green Mountain Learning Center sponsors this weekly session. MONTPELIER MEDITATION: Ongoing Tuesdays, 6-7:45 p.m. Community Room, KelloggHubbard Library. Montpelier. Info, 229-1787. Sit together for Insight or Vipassana meditation sessions.

photography FROG HOL LOW PHOTOGRAPHY BURLINGTON: Register now for upcoming classes

in Beginning Photography, Beginning Darkroom and our Field Photography Workshop "Capturing Evening Light" with Fred Stetson. Frog Hollow Craft School, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 860-7474.

pottery VERMONT CLAY STUDIO CLASSES: For kids and adults. Group classes, private lessons, studio rental and workshops. Days, evenings and weekends. Vermont Clay Studio, 2802 WaterburyStowe Road (Route 100), Waterbury Center. Info, 2441126 ext 41 or info@vermont ciaystudio.com. Whether you've had a lot, just a little, or no pottery experience, let yourself experience the pleasures and challenges of working with clay. RIVER STREET POTTERS: Seven-week sessions begin week of March 4. Beginner/intermediates, Mondays 6-9 p.m. or Tuesdays 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and 69 p.m. Handbuilding all levels, Wednesdays 6-9 p.m. Advanced wheel, Thursdays 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages, Tuesdays 3:30-5:30 p.m. Fridays 10 a.m. - noon. 141 River Street (Rt. 2) Montpelier. Info, 2247000. Give your creativity free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere.

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or www.kcl.shambhala.org. Learn the basics of mindful meditation and experience reality in a fresh and unconditional way.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian jiu-jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

spirit CHAKRA CLASS: Monday evenings, March 11 through May 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Pathways to Weil-Being, 168 Battery Street. Info, 862-8806. $l60/nine classes, $20/each. Jennifer Longmire teaches about the human energy system that can heal vital centers and bring more balance into your life.

sports SPINNING TO HEALTH: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedalyour way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

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BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing day and evening classes or private instruction and yoga therapy. Hinesburg. Info, 4823191 or www.downstreetmaga zine.com/beecherhillyoga. Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga for Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yogabased Stress Reduction. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes, 156 St. Paul Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-YOGA (9642). Classes are designed to meet and challenge students at all levels. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Iyengar, Pre-natal, kids & senior classes weekly. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Enjoy a range of yoga choices, including astanga-style "power"yoga classes that offer sweaty fun for all levels of experience. Class

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women 'SPIRIT ROOT: WOMEN'S WILDERNESS QUEST': Four daylong local gatherings and a sixday wilderness journey in the northern Green Mountains. Info, 425-4710 or info@earthislandexpeditions.org. Women nourish their "wild souls" with yoga, expressive arts, feminine archetypes and wilderness sanctuary.

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Team player needed to fill a full-time loan originator position at a counseling based financial institution. Statewide territory with focus in Washington and/or Franklin county area. Marketing/sales experience helpful. Lending experience preferred. Please reply with resume no later than Friday, March 1 to:

Intake/Outreach Assistant needed from April 1 through September 2002. This full-time position requires a BA or comparable work and life experience, strong public speaking and writing skills, and computer skills. You will work with great people and enjoy many benefits. Up to $2,362 for college tuition or college loan repayment A living Stipend of $5,625 for the six month service period Health Insurance and (if eligible) childcare expenses

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Consensus-builder needed to provide leadership in a feminist organization that provides crisis services to survivors of domestic violence. Our most senior staff position, the Agency Coordinator is responsible for managing all aspects of the organization's operations. Candidates will be accomplished non-profit professionals with domestic violence knowledge and experience. Five years management experience in a multi-program environment with excellent leadership, resource development and operations management skills is required. Cover letter and resume to: WHBW PO Box 1535 Burlington, V T 05402.

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Progressive, regional housing development agency seeks a housing development officer to assist in the development of affordable housing. LCHDC's service area includes Chittenden, Grand Isle and Franklin (Vermont) counties. Salary is commensurate with experience. Excellent benefits. Candidates should send a cover letter and resume by March 8, 2002 to: Mr. J. Ladd Director o f Housing Development LCHDC

Search Reopened For Criminal Court Advocate (40 hrs/wk with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CCA works closely with the team at the shelter and at the State's Attorney's Office, provides support and advocacy for women when criminal charges against the abuser are involved, works with women in shelter, and answers the hotline. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and a knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor's Degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resume by 3/8/02 to: Clarina H o w a r d Nichols Center PO B o x 517 M o r r i s v i l l e , VT EOE

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S U M M E R C A M P STAFF The Boys S Girls Club of Burlington is looking for energetic, experienced, creative staff to work in our Summer Programs. Positions available: Croup Leaders, Lifeguards, Education Specialist, Arts Specialist, Nutrition Coordinator, Swim Instructors a n d Teen-staff. Full-time and part-time positions include daytime, weekend and evening shifts. Send resume to Boys S Girls Club, 62 Oak St. Burlington, VT 05401. EOE

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SALES MANAGER The Vermont Convention Bureau, a division of the Lake Champlain Chamber of Commerce, has an immediate opening for a sales manager in our Burlington office. We are a statewide organization with over 125 members that promote Vermont as a premier meeting and conference destination. Applicants should have hospitality sales background, preferably within the meetings industry, a strong desire to be a part of a dynamic and fast-paced team, strong computer skills and willingness to do a small amount of traveling. Please send your resume, references and salary history to: Vermont Convention Bureau Scott Mcintosh 60 Main Street, Suite 100 Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 863-1538 Email: scott@vermont.org

CAREGIVER Gentle, f u n - l o v i n g 24 yr. old man w i t h developmental disabilities looking f o r individual or couple t o provide live-in support in his new, fully accessible, furnsihed apartment in Essex Junction. He enjoys community activities and has a supported w o r k i n g situation o u t o f the home for 6 hours each weekday. Qualifications: Dependability, gentleness, patience, honesty, excellent interpersonal skills, and a sense o f humor. M o s t important is a strong belief that all persons have the right t o participate in w o r k and community life and be treated w i t h dignity and respect. Must have a reliable and safe car and an excellent driving record. Generous tax-free compensation, l o w expenses.

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Vermont's Premier "On Demand" Delivery Service Looking For Professionals Logistics Administrator/Dispatcher- Vermont's premier ON DEMAND, Time Critical Delivery and Logistics service is looking for an organized, detailoriented, and self-starting individual. Professional communication skills and self-confidence needed to work with nationwide customer base. We are looking for a dependable professional that can think on their feet, work independently and handle pressure gracefully. Must work 1st shift weekends and 2nd shift weeknights. Please submit resume no later than March 1, 2002 to: Attn: Abbott D. Abbott II Vermont Courier Inc. 444 Shunspike Rd. Williston, VT 05495 or Fax:(802) 865-1106 or email: abbott@vermontcourier.com Always looking for reliable owner/operators in all areas. Please submit letter of interest.

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PRESCHOOL DIRECTOR/TEACHERS PT. Beginning Fall 2002 for NAEYC accredited Christian preschool. Bachelor's degree in ECE/CD or related field and experience with 3-5 year olds required. Send cover letter, resume and three references to: Good Shepherd Preschool P.O. Box 495 Jericho, VT 05465 Contact Laura Meyer at 878-4127

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Residential Counselors Seeking Residential Counselors to work at our Residential programs. Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Full-time, benefited, competitive salary.

Awake Overnight Counselor NFI is seeking benefited Awake Overnight Counselor for its Residential Programs. Experience working with children and adolescents desired. Full time, benefited, competitive salary.

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Vermont Community Foundation P.O. Box 30 Middlebury, VT 05753 SEARCH REOPENED

We are looking for a fun, self-motivated, creative person to fill our Assistant Baker position.The bakery produces a variety of hearth-baked, hand rolled, spurdough breads for wholesale and retail. Scheduling >s fairly flexible.This would be the ideal position for someone who either has some bread baking experience or no experience with a real . passion to learn and advance.This position is parwime-' with potential for full-time. Creativity and individuality are encouraged.

MORNING PASTRY AfsID BAGEL BAKER We are looking for an early riser to work 3-4 days a week baking bagels and morning pastries.You will be responsible for opening the bakery, and baking and creative^ developing new morning pastries.This position has very flexible scheduling. ' fyfv'*/j/ Please fax your resume o r call Tom @ (802) 453-4890

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Looking for a challenge and one to one work environment? Now hiring team members for a cutting-edge program for an engaging man with Asperger's Syndrome and complex behavioral components. Experience preferred; heart and energy a must. Program specific training provided. Compensation commensurate with experience. All shifts available. Middlebury area. Please send letter of interest and resume to:

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JOB FAIR Hampton Inn & Conference Center Lighthouse Restaurant Come and see what wonderful opportunities exist in the hotel and restaurant business! BE A PART OF one of the fastest growing and most exciting industries in the country! Both hotel and restaurant positions are available, from part time to management. 'Flexible Scheduling *Hotel Discounts 'Competitive Wages *401K Plan So come see what all the buzz is about! The job fair will be held from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM in the Champlain Ballroom at the Hampton Inn & Conference Center (Exit 16 -189). COMPLIMENTARY REFRESHMENTS WILL BE AVAILABLE! For more information, or if you are interested but unable to attend, please call Linda at (802) 655-6177, ext. 129.

Resumes & Applications to: 4 Seasons Garden Center, 323 Industrial Ave., Williston, VT 05495, Phone: (802) 658-2433; Fax: (802) 860-2936 e-mail: OGAR10704l@aoLcom _ r<A\Tr VERMONT'S LARGEST GARlag

/1 C E A S ° N § tm^'tSiarjf".'* q g ^ j g g a gg g It's Growing Season at Our Stores... Spring has begun at Gardener's Supply Company's Retail and Outlet Stores, and we're looking for seasonal sales staff to join our team! Our Retail Store in Burlington's Intervale is the region's #1 destination for avid gardeners. Our Outlet Store, located near Taft Corners in Williston, features Gardener's merchandise and closeouts at bargain prices. Part and full-time positions available from the beginning or middle of March through June-July, depending on sales volume.

To work in either store you need to have customer sen/ice and cash register experience, a positive attitude no matter what happens, and a willingness to jump in and do whatever • needs to be done! Dependability and loads of energy also a must; gardening knowledge a big plus. At the Outlet, we need you to be able to lift 70 lbs. and be available to work any day of the week. At the Retail Store, you need to lift 40 lbs. and be able to work at least one weekend day. We offer our employees a fun, team-oriented work environment and terrific product discounts. Plus, if you are interested in regular employment at Gardener's, joining us for the season is the best way to check us out and let us check you out! Interested? Please send or email your resume and cover letter, or come in and fill out an application: Gardener's Supply Co., 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401, Attn: Randee G. 660-3500 x371 randeeg@gardeners.com

SUPPLY COMPANY www.gardeners.com

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• employment Join flie Small Dog Team!

PART-TIME WORK, FULL-TIME PAY

Helping People Age with Independence and Dignity

Bookkeeper: needed for busy office. A college degree, strong computer skills and 3 plus years of bookkeeping experience is required. Responsible for A/R, A/P, Reconciliations and reporting.

INFORMATION & REFERRAL RESOURCE SPECIALIST Immediate opening for 40hr/wk, six month temporary position in our Burlington office. Specialist is responsible for collecting and maintaining information about senior resources in the Champlain Valley and inputting this information into a computer database. Must have excellent computer, organizational and communication skills; ability to work independently and as part of a team. BA/BS required. Two years social services and/or database management experience preferred. Send resume and cover letter to:

Excellent benefits and a great work environment Please e-mail your resume to Don@Smalldog.com, no phone calls, please.

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Champlain Valley Agency o n Aging, Inc. P.O. B o x 158

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Winooski, VT 05404-0158

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Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility.

(802) 476-8648

GRILL COOK/PUB COOK

NEW CULINARY INSTITUTE ~

Convert Home

FT, Evenings & weekend hrs, minimum 1 year experience. Must enjoy working in a fast pace, high volume

Line Cook

kitchen. Able to handle multiple tasks, have flexibility, a

We are looking for someone who is interested in a career opportunity! Full-time regular position. Outgoing personality and good communication skills necessary. Schedule varies, early afternoon and evening hours. Will enjoy full benefits including vacation pay, health insurance, health club membership and 401k plan after completion of introductory period. Apply in person only, ask for Chef Dean Thomas at the Tavern, The Inn At Essex, Essex Jet., VT EOE

20 HRS EARN $350 40 HRS EARN $750 College Students, retirees, Home-makers, etc. should apply. EOE

friendly attitude & enjoy working w/ public.

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retirement Part-time

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Burlington?

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Apply to: Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road So. Burlington

SEASONAL BONUS OPPORTUNITIES!

Convert Home GENERAL HELP Manager Opporunity

Would you like to work in a relaxing home-like atmosphere in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington? Part-time Cook position available. If interested, contact Anita or Colleen at 862-0401

• P/T - $200/week • F/T - $400/week

COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS I N V I T E S Y O U T O J O I N U S AT O U R

JOB FAIR

To start call Monday-Saturday

FERRISBURGH ARTISANS GUILD

10AM-6PM

802-476-8648

Paid retail position in fine arts gallery Saturday - Sunday with possibility of more in Spring Begin March 2nd. $ 7 . 5 0 per hr

EOE

PLEASE COME AND SEE HOW YOU CAN

MAKE EXTRA INCOME AND HAVE FUN AT WORK! TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 26 4-7 PM MEIGS ROAD, OFF ROUTE 22A IN VERGENNES We re l o o k i n g f o r several enthusiastic

Seasonal Telephone Representatives to answer our inbound telephone calls. Basic computer skills and a pleasant phone manner are musts. If you re mechanically inclined, all the better! Evening and weekend shifts available.

You may also apply in person weekdays at our main office on Meigs Rd. in Vergennes from 9:00 AM-4:00 PM or mail your resume and letter of interest to: COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS, INC. Attn: HR Dept. SD208 PO Box 240, Vergennes, VT 05491 Directions: Follow Rte. 7 to Rte. 22A in Vergennes. Take 1st left on to Meigis Road. page 12b

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The gallery is part of a complex including funiture and clay studios, a blacksmith's shop, education center, and the Starry Night Cafe. We seek an enthusiastic member of a team committed to the promotion of Vermont artists. Please call Nuna Teal at 877-9942

COME JOIN OUR TEAM Ljjnd Family Center helps children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens, young adults and adoptive families. We have an exciting opportunity to work with a dynamic population of young women in our NEW TRANSITIONAL H O U S I N G PROGRAM. We are seeking individuals who are committed, energetic and creative to fill two positions. Two days per week 5:00pm-6:00am includes paid sleep hours. The salary is $17,000 per position. Also seeking individuals interested in a p/t Reach Up position, working with young women, 20 hours a week. Qualifications and desired qualities: passion for working with families, cooperative team experience, ability to teach life skills, organize time and computer literacy. Please submit your resume, along with three written references, by February 25,2002 to:

Lund Family Center

France O'Brien Lund Family Center 76 Glen Rd. Burlington, VT. 05401

• employment

Sheiburne Supermarket wants YOUR Help. Excellent working environment for customer-oriented, energetic person. We are currently hiring for the following positions: CASHIERS

PM,WEEKEND WAHSTAFF& DISHWASHERS

B A R T E N D I N G SCHOOL • Hands-on Training • National Certification • Job Assistance

Apply in person at

We offer competitive wages and flexible hours

DELI COUNTER HELP

30 Main St., Gateway Square, Burlington or call 862-4930

We have a supportive and friendly staff

1-888-4DRINKS www.bartendingschool.com

STOCK CLERKS We are a locally owned and operated supermarket

Call 985-8520 TODAY and ask for Steve or Brad for more information, or stop by to meet us and fill out an application. We're just off Falls Road in the Sheiburne Shopping Park.

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EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR ADDISON COUNTY COMMUNITY TRUST Addison County Community Trust is a non-profit organization with more than a decade of service in affordable housing development and land conservation. The Trust is seeking a new executive director to lead an experienced staff of three from its headquarters in Middlebury. The successful candidate will have a strong background in housing development, and experience in housing management, grant writing, and organizational skills management. The director is responsible for overall management and administration of the corporation, including staff supervision and development, project development, financial management, and public relations. The Trust offers a salary of $35,000 to $40,000 plus health and vacation benefits, depending on the qualifications and experience of the successful applicant. Letter of application and resumes will be accepted through February 28, 2002. References are required. An information packet with complete job description and highlights of the work of the Trust may be obtained by calling 802-388-90S0.

Please direct applications and resumes to: Search Committee Addison County Community Trust P.O. Box 256 Middlebury, VT 05753 *

Teaching S k i l l s for a Better Life R E C R E A T I O N A L

S P E C I A L I S T S

Responsible for the operation and direction of the Recreational Program and assigned staff. Must have a Bachelor's Degree in Physical Education, or related field and two years experience in supervising recreational programs.

DORMITORY MONITORS Responsible for the operation of assigned dormitory area and supervision of students assigned within. Must have High School diploma or GED and at least one year working with young people in a supervisory capacity.

FT/PT LPN AVAILABLE (No weekends or evenings) Applicants must have sound nursing techniques and ability to relate to at risk youth to assist in the medical care and treatment of the students in center. Responsible for conducting cursory examination and physicals, assisting the evaluation and treatment of students during sick call, performing phlebotomy procedures, and administering specific medications and noting times and amounts on patients' charts. Must have a Vermont LPN license. One year experience preferred.

HEALTH OCCUPATION INSTRUCTOR

FIRE CHIEF CITY OF SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT The City of South Burlington is currently seeking Qualified applicants to fill the position of fire chief. The department has 16 full-time career and 20 part-time fire fighters with two stations and an annual budget of $1.2 million. Requirements: Top candidates must have demonstrated knowledge, skills and abilities in a progressive, creative and successful fire suppression & prevention, EMS, rescue services program. The applicant must exhibit exceptional technical, communication, supervisory and leadership skills. A strong labor management background is desirable. The successful candidate will possess a strong sense of community involvement and customer service. Qualifications: A bachelor's degree from a four-year college or university in fire science, public administration, business management is preferred, however extensive experience with an Associate's Degree in Fire Science will be considered. Participation in the National Fire Academy's Executive Fire Officer program is desirable. The applicant must also have had six years of progressively responsible experience in fire suppression & prevention and emergency medical services. Salaiy Range: Starting salary range is $49,800 to $55,286 with competitive benefits package depending upon Qualifications. Application: Resumes should be sent to Charles Hafter, City Manager, City of South Burlington, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, V T 05403 by March 7th 2002.

Program administrator responsible for classroom and hands on instruction (clinical at an accredited nursing home) in our LNA program. Must have current RN license and one year clinical experience in health care field. No weekends or evenings!

CAREER PREPARATION COUNSELOR Responsible for coordinating the Orientation and Occupation Exploration Programs of the Career Preparation Phase, including the classroom instruction on Employability and Social Skills. Applicant coordinates the reception of students into Career Preparation Phase, the vocational training program and helps coordinates job shadowing. Must have a bachelor's degree in related field or equivalent combination of education and 2 years experience. Experience working in a employment counseling setting preferred. • Great Benefits and Compensation • Flexible Schedule (including nights and weekends) • Part-Time and Full-Time Opportunities • 100% Tuition Reimbursement for Full Time Employees

For information contact: Human Resources 100A MacDonough Drive Vergennes, VT 05491 (802) 877-2922, ext 209/210 stoddj@jcdc.jobcorps.org

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MANAGEMENT TRAINEES

FULL-TIME TELLER We are looking for a friendly, reliable,

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Sheiburne S u p e r m a r k e t , locally o w n e d & operated, has a new

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department:

The Artofex Kiosk. We're l o o k i n g for a special person w i t h a love o f fresh bread to help customers choose the right bread for any occasion. The job includes offering samples o f breads

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L C M H D S Program is seeking a quiet, peaceful and nurturing Developmental H o m e for a woman in her mid-twenties and her infant. Those who apply need to be kind, motivated and organized. Able to: • take initiative • role-model and assist with parenting skills • be able to help this w o m a n to constructively work through personal challenges and pursue interests • maintain clear and healthy boundaries • make this a long-term commitment Applicants must be available to help days and nights. On-going team meetings, appointments,

March 4th to landrews@veic.org or send to:

activities and transportation are weekly requirements. Please send letter of interest

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Audubon v seeks i n s t r u c t o r s and i n t e r n s for our s u m m e r c a m p programs: D a y C a m p s in Huntington,VT • Ecology Day Camp • Preschool Nature Camp Residential C a m p s in Brandon,VT • Youth Camp room & board provided •Take P A R T . • Mountain Journeys For more information please call the Green Mountain Audubon

Center

• employment CDL DRIVERS WANTED. ALL CYCLE WASTE, INC $30- 35,000/YEAR • SIGN ON BONUS! All Cycle Waste, Inc., the leading solid waste & recycling collection company In Chittenden County is searching for experienced CDL Drivers to drive Collection routes in the Burlington, VT Metro Area. Our typical first year drivers earn $30- 35,000 per year. Our senior drivers earn $35,000 & up. We offer paid overtime, paid sick leave, paid lunch, paid vacation & holidays. We have a complete benefits package including medical, dental & life Insurance. We offer monthly safety bonuses, boot allowance and company uniforms. Sign on bonus of $200.

Call (602) 664-3615, or stop by our offices at 226 Avenue B, Williston, Vermont

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HOTEL JOB OPENING Continental Breakfast Server/Shuttle Driver: FT & PT, 6am-2pm, set up & take down breakfast area, restock & clean. Drive hotel shuttle. Clean driving record needed, able to handle multiple tasks, friendly attitude & enjoy dealing w/public.

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One full-time opening in our Morrisville office from a Family Development Case Manager. The selected candidate will work with a minimum of 10 families experiencing difficulties that affect their ability to remain in secure housing. The work will be intensive and relationship-based, it often occurs in the participants home, and will include advocacy, budgeting, mediation, assessment, planning, creative confrontation, and connections to resources.

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Seeking an individual or couple to o p e n their h o m e in Enosburg or s u r r o u n d i n g area to a 17 year-old m a n with a developmental delay. This y o u n g m a n enjoys animals, video games, bowling, a n d a variety o f other f u n activities. Ideal applicant should be caring, compassionate, have experience w o r k i n g w i t h adolescents, be able t o set g o o d limits a n d w o r k well w i t h a team, a n d have no other young children in their home. Stipend and s u p p o r t provided: Please call 868-3523 ext. 231 or send letter of interest and r e s u m e to:

Managers, FT/PT

required for occasional work as parking attendant. Day work.

Cashiers needed

5/15 to 10/15. 10:30 AM to 5:30 PM. Some weekends. Averaging

Position requires a minimum of a Bachelor's degree in a related human service field or equivalent, plus four years experience in human services/human development. Vermont FED certification, or the expectation that certification will be completed within one year of employment as a Family Development Case Manager. Detail oriented, highly motivated person with good oral and written communication skills, and direct service experience preferred. Ability and willingness to work occasional nontraditional hours and knowledge of central Vermont resources are a plus. A home telephone, reliable, insured, transportation and a valid Vermont driver's license. This position offers a competitive wage and excellent benefit package. Interested applicants should submit a letter of interest and resume postmarked no later than February 25 to:

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COMMUNITY

ACTION COUNCIL

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Action Council, Inc. Personnel Administrator 195 US Route 302-Berlin Barre, VT 05641 lbeaudoin@cvcac.org Equal Opportunity Employer

NCSS A t t n : Nikki B r i s s o n Children & Family Services 14 F i r s t St., S u i t e 6 Swanton, VT 05488

Residential Case Manager Caring, self-directed individual to join a dynamic team providing services to adults who are considered to have mental illness living in various residential programs. Responsibilities include designing treatment plans, coordinating services, assisting with benefits and budgeting, and providing crisis intervention. Must be flexible and organized. Reliable transportation and driver's license required. BA required, plus 2-3 years experience. Excellent benefits.

Next Door Clinician Clinician needed for intensive residential treatment facility for adults who are considered to have mental illness. Part-time day position with excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred.

C S P Residential Treatment Counselor Energetic, responsible, individual needed to join our team working in a residential program for adults who are considered to have a mental illness. Full-time position with benefit package. Bachelor's degree and related Human Services experience.

Substitute Residential Workers Substitutes needed for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness.

Please send resumes to: Lis Mickenberg The Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave. Burlington, V T 05401 by March 6,h

Information booth attendant, rewarding experience for well spoken, mature person with business or professional background. Area knowledge. Local resident. Cashiering skills

20 hrs. weekly. Mostly alternative days schedule. Light lifting.

in Burlington,

Teachers, moms with teenage kids and semiretired encouraged to apply. 862-1044.

Waterbury and

Ask for Ann. Reliable, references, $7.25/hr.

Montpelier areas. We are looking for highly motivated and

Seventh Generation, the leading brand of non-toxic and environmentally safe household paper &

friendly people.

cleaning products, seeks a

Competitive

Part-Time Human Resource Mgr.

wages and

Minimum 10 years experience. Send resume, with a brief

benefits.

letter describing how you would help make Seventh

Call 1-800-999-3726

Generation more socially responsible and a better place to work to: Anita Lavoie, Seventh Generation 212 Battery St., Burlington, VT 05401

ext. 351 or stop by

or- e-mail to abl@seventhgen.com

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MENTAL HEALTH G R A N T JOB DESCRIPTIONS: Mental Health Educator/Trainer: Responsibilities include research, development and dissemination of training programs and materials on several mental health issues affecting seniors. Topics include: Depression, Dementia, Substance Abuse and Poly-pharmacy. Statewide delivery of these programs to elder care professionals, seniors, their families and communities is the aoal of this program. Job requires statewide travel. Must have ability to work independently. Relevant graduate degree and background in mental health, educational development and community outreach is necessary. Salary commensurate with education and experience. Position is grant-funded and time-limited. Elder Mental Health Coordinator: Responsibilities include organization, marketing and delivery of mental health training and materials pertinent to Vermont seniors throughout the state. The target audience is elder care professionals, seniors, their families and communities. Developing and establishing an appropriate network to accomplish this goal is essential. Background in community education outreach, social services and/or mental health education is desirable. Graduate degree in related discipline is required. Position is grant-funded and time-limited. Resumes to: COVE (The C o m m u n i t y of V e r m o n t

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a positive a n d supportive administrative t e a m seeking a c o m p e t e n t , persona b l e i n d i v i d u a l w i t h u p - t o - d a t e c o m p u t e r skills.

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One of the premier full-service hotels in the Burlington area is seeking a full-time Sales Manager. The ideal candidate will possess an outgoing personality, the determination to produce results, and the eagerness to develop new relationships while serving existing accounts. Prior sales experience is required, with hotel experience a plus. Organization, attention to detail, and the ability to work as a team player are key ingredients for this position. Benefits include: *highly competitive salary - *bonus/incentive potential *401K *health insurance *hotel discounts worldwide.

We are taking applications f o r full and p a r t - t i m e employment. We provide training. Earnings o p p o r t u n i t y of

ATTENTION Overworked and under paid?

Please submit your resume and salary history in confidence to: Manager 150 D o r s e t St. P M B #154 S. Burlington, V T 05403

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Professional full-time salesperson needed for fast-paced, growing organization. Must be outgoing, self-motivated, assertive and flexible. Unlimited earning potential. Benefits include health club membership, 401K, and health insurance.

Send resume to: 142 W Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, VT 05403 Attn: Kelly Fitzgerald CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK A variety of shifts including nights and weekends. Energetic professionals call Lesley at 860-0203 ext.132 to schedule an interview.

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Lip Balm Manufacturing 2nd Shift O p e n i n g s

part-time loan

Autumn Harp, A manufacturer of high quality skin care

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disabilities as well as exceptional organization and teaming skills. Please send resume, letter of

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CUSTODIAN - 3rd Shift immediate Opening. Hours are 1 0 : 0 0 p.m. to 6 : 3 0 a.m., Monday-Friday during the school year and 7 : 3 0 a.m. to 4 : 0 0 p . m., Monday-Friday during the summer months. Full benefits, competitive pay for experience or training available. Call 4 8 2 7 1 7 7 for information or pick up an application at the C V U Office, 3 6 9 C.V.U Road, Hinesburg, V T 0 5 4 6 1 Chittenden

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will be responsible for mixing ingredients together, operating production equipment and monitoring the quality of the product. We need employees who are smart, dedicated, dependable,

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a team. Must be able to lift 4olbs. routinely and up to 60 lbs occasionally, work with hot pour perfumes, and have good reading and math skills. Pay range $10$i5/hour, depending on experience. Please send a cover letter and resume or stop by to fill out an application:

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have mechanical aptitude. Pay is commensurate with experience.

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• employment • employment 100 WORKERS NEEDED. Assemble craft, wood items. Materials provided. Up to $480/wk. Free info package 24 hours. Call 801-428-4614. ADDISON GARDENS is seeking responsible, energetic people with good attitudes to work at our wholesale perennial plant nursery from April to November. Responsibilities include all aspects of plant production. These people should be hard-working, ambitious, and reliable. Experience is not necessary, interest in horticulture is. Please respond to: 802-759-2529. info@addisongardens.com. BARTENDER: Looking for positive, energetic people to make up to $20-$60/hr Bartending in a fun and exciting environment. No experience necessary. Call . 800-806-0084 x23. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS: Up to $250 per shift. We will train you and provide job listing. Call National Bartenders Network today. 7am-7pm (PST). 1-800-509-3630 ext 282. (AAN CAN) COMMUNITY SUPPORT worker Small, progressive human services agency seeks skilled, creative support workers to provide community- based support to teens with disabilities in the S. Burlington and Williston areas. Some early morning hours (7-10 a.m.) and other part time schedules available immediately. Experienced applicants looking for an exceptional opportunity, call Robert at (802) 295-9100 EXTRAS/ACTORS: Up to $100 - $500 a day! All looks needed. We are open 7 days/week to get you working with the stars. Call now! 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN) FREE ROOM AND BOARD! Very independent female, looking for other female to live with her and provide support around issues of wellbeing. Individuals applying should have qualities of compassion, understanding, kindness, including sleeping overnights. Some background regarding mental health issues would be helpful. Free room and board to be provided. Please submit letter of interest to: Michelle Boyle, 300 Flynn Ave, Burlington, VT 05401. GOOD TIMES CAFE in Hinesburg is looking for a Dough Roller/Prep Person for early am shifts. Must be responsible & possess a good work ethic. Position incl. some benefits. Restaurant exp. preferred, but not necessary. Call Chris, 482-4444. HOST/ESS: Seeking well organized individual who thinks fast on their feet. 2-3 evenings/week in a prof, atmosphere, to greet, seat and take reservations. Apply in person after 5 p.m. at Trattoria Delia, 152 St. Paul St., Burlington, or call 864-5253. JEWELRY SALESPERSON for Church St. Cart, 2 to 3 days, including Sat. & Sun., through mid-May. Call 453-4433. MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS earn up to $500/day for television, CD/videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeupArtists.com (AAN CAN)

MINORITY WRITERS WANTED: The Academy for' Alternative Journalism, supported by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University's Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. Ten writers will be selected for the eight-week residential program, which is designed to recruit talented minorities into the alternative press and train them in the techniques of magazine-style feature writing. Participants will be paid $3,000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the Web site at http://medill.northwestern.edu /aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism c/o Lesa Lee, Medill School of Journalism, Northwestern University, 105 W. Adams Street, Suite 200, Chicago, IL 60603. (AAN CAN) OUR DENTAL TEAM needs a patient coordinator/receptionist who is energetic, is healthconscious, learns quickly, can multi-task and likes helping people. Resume to All Seasons Dentalcare, 165 Dorset St, S. Burlington 05403. 860-3368. RESPITE PROVIDER for 17 year old young man with disabilities. In your home in the Williston area, regular weekly schedule with excellent support and compensation. Experienced providers please call Robert at (802) 295-9100. SERVICE ELECTRICIAN: Local work. Troubleshooting abilities required. Vehicle and great benefits. Name your wage. Dan at 863-5513.

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• business opps EARN UP TO $25,000 to $50,000/year. Medical insurance billing assistance needed immediately! Use your home computer, get FREE website. 1-800-291-4683 dept. 190. (AAN CAN) GLOBAL MEDICAL Transcription: Train at home for Medical Transcription; Assistance with job placement upon successful completion. Excellent income potential 1-877-779-8779 http://medicaltrans.net 1^877-415-5337. (AAN CAN)

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• announcements $$CASH$$ Immediate Cash for structured settlements, annuities, notes and accident cases. 877-N0TES-31 (AAN CAN) INVENTORS-PRODUCT IDEAS WANTED! Have your product developed by our research and development firm and professionally presented to manufacturers. Patent Assistance Available. Free Information: 1-800-6776382. (AAN CAN) VISIT CON HOGAN for Governor, www.conhogan.com. Paid for by Hogan for Governor, Drawer 466, Barre, VT 05641. Douglass Hull, Treasurer.

• automotive ACURA GS-R, 1997, dark green, VTECH engine, 5 spd, only one VT winter, 4 new snows. Affordable and reliable sports car fun! $9999. 658-8324 (days), 985-2010 (other). AUDI 90 COUPE, 1990, black, 5 spd, 2 dr, pwr everything, tan Ithr, moonroof, alloys, 156K mi., new stereo and brakes, just inspected, Thule roof rack. $5900. Call 233-7065, EAGLES SUMMIT, 1993, minivan, blue. Sliding door, hatchback. Great shape, runs well, 190K (highway), maintained, synthetic oil, recent autotrans & tires. $1200. Burlington, 660-8270. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1991, 4x4, 4L/6-cyl, 60 K mi., pwr everything, am/fm cassette, excellent cond. great southern car. Asking $4500, don't miss! Call 863-0473. LAND ROVER DISCOVERY, 1997, 4x4, PW, PL, cruise, stereo w/remote, roof rack, winter stud tires. 58K mi. $14,400/060. home 802-863-6959, cell 802-734-8287. MERCEDES 190E, 1991, auto, 2 dr, leather, 23K mi., loaded, like new. $12,500. Call 518-358-6101.

• boats PEARSON, 30' SAILBOAT, 1979, in mint condition. Includes survey and everything on boat. Must sell, moving! $17,000/bo. Call Suzanne at 802-324-3239.

• commercial props. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn Ave/Flynndog building. 2610 SF, sand balsted brick and ceilings, maple floors, big skylights, open area, great neighbors. Call Dave Jr. at 985-2391 for details. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn/Flynndog building. Storage and/or work spaces avail, for rent. $240/mo. and up. Call Dave Jr., 985-2391.

• office space BURLINGTON: Waterfront, affordable and healthy environment, Main Street Landing. Call 864-7999. OFFICE SPACE: Avail, for healing professional part-time, unique location, overlooking Church St. Waiting room & all utils. incl. 651-7521, leave msg.

• space for rent BURLINGTON; "The Space" for rent at Battery Space Jeans for conferences, meetings, workshops, and dance, karate, yoga classes, High ceilings, very open, great exposure. Reasonable rates. Call 865-4554 of.$65-6223, ask for Lori or MteMtfle.

• real estate BUYERS BE AWARE Considering buying a home or land? Get the facts! Call or email me, or visit my website. 802.482.5500 John@VermontUnRealtor.com www.VermontUnRealtor.com

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• housing for rent BURLINGTON: 1, 2 & 3-bedroom apts. Close to downtown. Off-street parking, gas heat, on bus line. Avail. 2/1 and 3/1. Rent starting at $600-$ 1000. Call 864-4449. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt near FAHC/UVM. Borders Centennial Woods, off-street parking. Avail. 3/1. $700/mo., includes utils. Call 660-2522. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath condo, near bike path, no pets. Avail, now. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 401-338-6625. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt., South End, Hill section, quiet, parking, flex, lease. Avail, now. $900/mo. Call 864-7126. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, walk to lake and downtown. No smokers. Avail, now. $765/mo. Call 305-336-1001. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt., downtown, off-street parking, inside like new, full bath, W/D. Close to Battery Park, Waterfront and bike path. Some pets allowed. $1600/mo. + utils. Call 863-6940, ask for Andy BURLINGTON: Extremely quiet tenant committed to open communication. 1-bedroom apt. in owner occupied South End duplex. No overnight guests. References, application & interview required. $800/mo. ( n e g o - tiable for right person) includes: heat, yard, prkg. 860-5066, Iv. msg. BURLINGTON: Newly built 4-bedroom, 2 full-bath, W/D, DW. Off-street parking. Nice South End neighborhood. Avail, now. $2000/mo. + utils. Call 425-3760. BURLINGTON: PETS WELCOMED! Lovely 2-bedroom w/vaulted ceilings and skylight in large kitchen, hardwood floors in dining area and living room, finished basement with W/D, full deck off kitchen. Walking distance to downtown, off-street parking, quiet/safe neighborhood. Rent includes heat and HW. $1500/mo. Call 859-0550 or 233-6161, cgeetter@yahoo.com. BURLINGTON: Two 3-bedroom apts. across from UVM library, parking, W/D. No smoking/pets. Avail. 6/1. $1250-1350/mo., including utils. Call 229-5123. CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom apt. Gas heat, beautiful yard, garden.space, no smoking/pets. Near Charlotte beach. $600/mo. + utils. Call 425-3779.

CHARLOTTE: 2-bedroom, 1.5

bath, cozy year-round cottage. W/D hook-ups, propane heat. No dogs. Avail. March. $850/mo. + utils. Call 862-1148.

HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, shed. 30-40 min. from Burlington, Middlebury and Montpelier. Minimum 3month lease. Pets possible. $1400/mo. includes utils and snow removal. Call 238-0065. MONKTON: 1-bedroom apt. Recently built, skylights and hardwood firs, nice views. Avail. 5/1. $850/mo., includes all. 355-2621 (days), 453-4899 (nights). RICHMOND: 3-bedroom, 2 bath duplex. Wood floors, garden space, large yard, exc. cond., W/D hook-ups, pets neg. Avail. Now. $1100/mo. + utils. Call Frank at 893-8387. RICHMOND AREA: Got a 4WD? Are you a dependable M/F? Can you chop wood? Small, one of a kind, wellequipped, furnished chalet. No pets/smoking. $1200/mo. + utils, dep. required. PAB, PO Box 4133, Burlington, VT 05406. RICHMOND: Recently renovated 2-bedroom duplex, large kitchen, dining and living room have hardwood floors. Walking distance to village. Quiet, no smoking/pets. $900/mo. + utils. Call 434-4970. WINOOSKI: The Woolen Mill "Vermont's Most Unique Apartments". Spacious loft style apartments offering exposed brick and beams, river views, professional onsite management. Pool, racquetball court and health club included in rent. Studios, 1, 2, 2 + loft, parking. No pets. Call M-F, 9-5 for more information. (802)655-1186. WINOOSKI: Very clean 1-bedroom on quiet street. No smoking/pets, parking. Avail. 3/1. $575/mo. + utils. Refs and lease required. Call Mike at 655-4306.

• housing wanted BURLINGTON: Responsible, NS, prof, female looking to share downtown apt with students or young profs. Ready to move in 3/1. Call 864-0175.

• room for rent ESSEX JCT: Looking for NS person to rent room in quiet, spacious ranch home. Kitchen privs, cable, W/D. $490/mo., includes all utils. Call 872-5884 or e-mail pdaigle56@aol.com.

• vacation rental KEELER BAY, S. HERO: Lake front cottages and lodge. Avail. Memorial Day-foliage. Weekly July-Aug. Daily/weekends or weekly; May, June, Sept. and Oct. Call 802-372-4581.

• housemates ALL AREAS: GreatRoommate.com. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.GreatRoommate.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1 bedroom avail, in a large 1st floor unit. Avail, now. $465/mo., all utils included. Call 951-9361. BURLINGTON: 1 housemate to share large house in quiet South End neighborhood. Offstreet parking, garden, walk to lake. Avail, now. $45Q/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 862-2968. BURLINGTON: 1 housemate wanted for apt. near North St and Willard. W/D, off-street parking, 1 cat. Avail. 3/1. $278/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 865-1251. BURLINGTON: 1 M/F to share spacious 2-bdrm, attic, screen porch, off-street parking. Quiet neighborhood near UVM/downtown. No slobs/ pets/smokers. Avail. 3/1. $425/mo + 1/2 utils, heat included. Call Nate at 865-9872.

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BURLINGTON: 2nd floor, private space. W/D, off-street parking. Quiet, mature, no smoking/drugs/partiers. Nice house w/yard near Oakledge Park, on busline. $50/mo. + 1/2 Util. Call 864-0009. BURLINGTON: Cheap rent! Share 2-bedroom with a great roommate in the North End, W/D, porches, gas heat. Avail. 3/1. $250/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 864-6024. BURLINGTON: Mature F to share house and studio with F, 17, and father, 2 cats. Semi-veg, own large bedroom with bath, parking, utilities. $550/mo. Call 658-1244. BURLINGTON: Non-smoking prof. F to share 4-bedroom luxury home. Furnished, private bath, W/D. Walk to FAHC, UVM and downtown. Avail. 3/1. $650/mo., includes utils. Call Bill at 863-0473. BURLINGTON: Old North End urban farmhouse. Sunny, roomy, hardwood firs. We are 3 profs., 25-40, mostly veggie, outdoorsy, garden, W/D. Avail. 4/1. $362.50/mo. Call Erin, 860-4834. BURLINGTON: Share 3-bedroom apt. Downtown location. No smoking/pets. Avail. 2/2. $300/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 865-3771. BURLINGTON: Share nice downtown apt. on Pine St. 5 min. walk to Main St. Large room w/window and wood firs. Share with F, 2 cats and 1 dog. Basic cable provided, off-street parking. Gay-friendly please. $350/mo. + 1/2 gas/electric. Call Vicky at 660-8445/660-2700. BURLINGTON: Sunny, Ig. bedroom., off-street parking, non-smoker, near UVM. 2 cats. $365/mo. + 1/3 elec., phone. Call 658-3138. BURLINGTON: Warm, friendly home. Looking for a prof, to share a 4-bedroom house. Back yard, beach access, a must see. $227.50/mo + utils. Call 862-5509. CHARLOTTE: Housemate wanted to share 4-bedroom farmhouse. No smokers/pets. $375/mo. + 1/4 utils. Call 425-4761. HINESBURG: F roommate for remodeled 2-bedroom farmhouse apt. Share with a quiet student. No smoking. $400/mo., includes utils. Call 482-7082. HUNTINGTON: 1 room with private bath and shower. No smoking/pets. Month-tomonth lease. 30-40 min. from Burlington, Montpelier and Middlebury. 15-20 min to Mad River Valley. Will consider couples. $475/mo., includes utils. Refs and credit check required. Call 434-7650 JERICHO: 2 mellow profs seek third. Nice house, hardwood firs, W/D, fireplace, Ig. yard, close to town and skiing/hiking. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils. and dep. Call 899-4947. N. FERRISBURG: Prof. M/F seeks GLBT friendly F to share a house. Avail. 3/1. $475/mo., includes heat and hot water. Security deposit required. Call 425-6477. RICHMOND: 1 roommate needed to share 3- bedroom apt. with 2 prof, males. Nice ' location, plentiful storage space. $333/mo. + 1/3 utils and deposit. Call 434-3843. S. BURLINGTON: 1 bedroom, private bath, back yard,, porch, W/D. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils, heat/HW included. Call 658-5611. S. BURLINGTON: CHEERFUL HOUSEMATE wanted to share 3-bedroom duplex. Ig. kitchen, organic garden. 5 min. to Burlington. Nonsmoker preferred. $200300/mo. + 1/3 utils & 1/3 housework. 6 mo. minimum. Laurie 864-3621.

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• housing • buy this stuff • music S. B U R L I N G T O N : Looking for open-minded 20-30 YO to share 5-bedroom house. $360/mo., includes all utils, Dius W/D and pool. Call 865-9627, ask for Jen. S B U R L I N G T O N : Prof, to share 2-bedroom apt. Heat arid underground parking included. Porch, great location. $412/mo. Call 863-1469. S B U R L I N G T O N : Share 2 story. 2-bedroom condo. W/D, OW. patio w/grill, storage, tennis, parking. $500/mo. + 1/2 •jtiI. Call 734-5636. WINOOSKI: Downtown, openminded, smoker OK. Convenient to colleges, offstreet parking. 1 bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 655-2352. WINOOSKI: Housemates needed. 2 blocks from Champlain Mill. Nice rooms, space and appliances. Avail. 2/23. $375/mo. + utils. Call Tyler at 658-1113.

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AD ASTRA R E C O R D I N G as featured in the March 2001 issue of EQ magazine. Relax. Record. Get the tracks, website: Www.adastrarecord i ng. com Call 872-8583. D J E M B E S ! DRUMS (from Guinea, Ivory Coast, Mali). Djundjuns, Krin, Congos, Bata Drums, skins, rings and re-skinning. Djembe rentals $30/mo. Call Stuart Paton at 658-0658. GUITAR: Takamane Ltd 90 acoustic/electric w/case, $550. Mandolin, Kentucky KM630 w/upgrades, $550. Call Jordan at 658-5717. S H E E T M U S I C WANTED: Do you have sheet music sitting around? I will pay per song for single sheet pricing. Will also buy complete books for a reasonable price. Call Max at 865-1023 (day) or 860-3992.

CONGAS, D J E M B E , bata and taiko. Do your hands hurt when you play? I can help. Call Stuart Paton at 658-0658. DRUM SET: Drumming instruction available. Experienced in many styles of drum set and hand drum Dlaying. Call Jesse at 660-2969, GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown BlUes Band, Kilimanjaro, Sklar/ Grippo, etc.), 862-7696. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, progressive approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 865-8071. PIANO: Learn to play or expand your skills. Convenient downtown location, NYC musician, CCV instructor. 1st lesson is free! Call Doug O'Brien at 658-1205.

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ments, reduced interest. Stop collector calls, stop late fees. Non-profit Christian Agency. Recorded message 800-7149764. FAMILY CREDIT C O U N S E L I N G www.familycredit.org (AAN CAN)

• daycare L O O K I N G FOR Q U A L I T Y Christian childcare? In my S. Burlington home. 8 a . m . 5:30 p.m., Mon. - Fri. -'.•• Interviewing for infant/toddler care 2/17-2/23. Call Jackie at 951-5790.

NATIVE ITALIAN offering lessons in Italian conversation and grammar. Offering individual and group lessons in Burlington. Please call Costantino at 864-9991.

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CLAIRE'S DOG CAMP. Board your hound at camp, not the kennel. Heaven on earth dog fun. Fields, pond, woods, walks, farm house accommodations. Call 888-4094.

ARE Y O U SINGLE...tired of empty promises? We won't make any. Finding the right person is not easy, but we can help. Take 30 seconds and decide for yourself. Call 651-7660 or visit www. be i n loveaga i n. com. COMPATIBLES: For 15 years we have helped single people make there dreams come true. Now more than ever, we would like to help you. Call us at 872-8500 or www.compatibles.com.

• buy this stuff 1989, 17.5" IF MTB FRAME, blue, LTW, $350. (2) 600watt pro studio speakers, asking $750. Rossi VAS, 7XS, 208 cm, comp, Super-G ski w/binding, $300. Cali 8609506. AFFORDABLE, C O N V E N I E N T , Wolff Tanning Beds. Low monthly investments. Home delivery. FREE color catalog. Call today: 1-800-711-0158. www.np.etstan.com. PORTABLE DISHWASHER. Great condition, like new, great price. Must sell. Call 951-2587, ask for Jenny . V E R M O N T C A S T I N G S radiance UV gas stove. Requires no electricity. 20,000-33,000 BTU's, only 2 seasons old. Cranberry red, porcelain enamel with decorative grill. Authentic ceramic fiber logs. $699. Call 878-2121.

• computer svcs. A+ C O M P U T E R SERVICES: m-home repair, upgrading, networking and internet connectivity. Certified prof. Call 658-5717.

• professional services EVER T H O U G H T A B O U T being a model? Female models, age 1 5 - 3 0 needed for a variety of assignments. Good opportunity to explore the possibilities of modeling as a career. Call Dave at David Russell Photography, 651-9493 for more-information. GLORIA'S R E S I D E N T I A L and commercial cleaning. Call 863-9275. PARENTS: W O U L D Y O U L I K E to be able to take a vacation? Are you looking for a special person to take care of your children, pets and home. Experienced, prof, woman with excellent refs avail. Reasonable rates. Call 453-4920.

• sports equip. W O M E N SNOWBOARDERS! Practically new Burton board, 154. Mission bindings, Vans boots, size 8 and helmet. Must sell. $500 (will split)/ bo. Call 482-2755, 12-4 p.m.

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ROCK'S PHOTOGRAPHY: Reasonable rates. Weddings, on location portraits, special events, commercial, pets. Call for appointments, 802-879-4553 or e-mail: lcrock@attglobal.net.

• tutoring

SPIRIT OF E T H A N A L L E N is seeking entertainers for our 2002 summer sailing schedule. Seeking 1 or 2 person entertaining acts to perform a variety of theme cruises on a Lake Champlain cruise ship. Call 862-8300.

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j FTXSONAL CHEF? I'll come to y o u r home and coolc healthy, delicious foods

CAT: 6 YO, neutered male needs a new home with no young children, and room to roam. Wary of strangers but with time will become a "cuddlepuss". Likes larger dogs, sunny window sills, and long naps at your feet. Has all shots. One month supply of food, dishes and toys will be provided. Please call 865-1013 (days) or 4966659 (evenings).

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(1) B A S S E T T E 2 - P I E C E bedroom set, $300. (1) 5-piece Thomasville bedroom set, $800. Marquis diamond ring, $900. Also, looking for a massage chair. Call 860-9506.

• art E R T E S C U L P T U R E S : Star Struck, Byzantine and Love Goddess for sale. Wholesale prices. If interested call 893-1610.

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• music services ALL M U S I C I A N S : www.newmusicreporter.com - Getting your music to the ear of industry. Call 323-4653475, 323-465-3672. (AAN CAN) A T T E N T I O N : M U S I C PROMOTERS! Established concert venue for rent. Heartwood Hollow Galleries Stage in Hanksville, VT. 35+/- min. from Burlington, Middlebury and Montpelier. Superior acoustics, pine walls, ceiling and stage. Plenty of parking, town and state permitted. Legal cap. is 83 indoor and 40 outdoor seating. Avail, with or without house sound and/or sound tech. Call Seeds of Song at 238-0065 for availability, Iv msg. CD DUPLICATION: Major label quality, rock bottom prices. No jobs too big, no jobs too small! 100 CD's from $85.00. 1-866-274-DISC. www.vertigodisc.com. (AAN CAN) LITTLE CASTLE STUDIO would like to congratulate Patrick Ross, Doug Perkins, and Dave Rodriguez for making top 5 of the year from Seven Days for 'Acoustic Phenomenon'! Check us out: www.littlecastle.com (800)294-7250. WANTED: Session players, all styles for various projects. Call 802-363-1867.

• musicians avail BASS PLAYER seeks work. 37 years experience, prefers free and funky jazz. Have player the blues with some of the best. Call Jay at 8887458.

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February 21 - 27 ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): When Time reviewed Ralph Ellisons book Invisible Man many years ago, it wrote the following: "Before [this novel] is over, the hero can "face up to one of life's bitterest questions, 'How does it feel to be free of illusion?' and give an honest answer: 'Painful and empty."' I predict that your experiences during the next few weeks will lead you to a very different answer to that question, Aries. If I ask you "How does it feel to be free of illusion?" on your birthday, I bet you'll say, "Strong and full of possibilities."

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): Nothing but good news this week, Taurus. Hope you don't mind my lack of irony and cynicism. The blunt fact is, your burdens are growing lighter and your duties more interesting. A joyless mission is becoming irrelevant, making you available for a fresh assignment that'll inspire you to get more serious about playing. You're in possession of such raw mojo, frankly, that you could probably make your enemies wet their pants just by looking at them. I'd be willing to bet my entire collection of antique Tarot cards that you'll soon be wielding influence over a situation that has previously been out of your control.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): The Aztecs were originally nomadic. They wandered through the land now called Mexico, settling briefly in various areas ruled by more powerful people. All the while, an old prophecy led them to believe that they'd eventually find a permanent home in a place where an eagle perched on a cactus as it gnawed a serpent. O n e day in the fourteenth century, they finally spied this very sign on an island in a lake. Then and there they began building the city that ultimately became the heart of their vast realm. Do you have an analogous prophecy, O Restless One? If not, conjure one up. If you do, look for

the prophecy to be fulfilled. The omens suggest that your personal empire will soon undergo a building boom.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): If you were a lobster, it'd be time to molt your shell. If you were a river, you'd be about to flood. If you were an office worker, it'd be time to trade in your claustrophobic cubicle for a roomy new niche. The old containers can't hold you, Big Stuff. The boundaries you knew you'd transgress some day are finally ripe for transgressing. Even now, I feel your attention span stretching. I sense you're ready to stop living week-to-week and start formulating a five-year plan. Your words of power: bust out. L E O (July 23-Aug. 22): Some colleges offer credit for courses in pornography, says U.S. News & World Report. "Students listen to lectures from porn stars," writes John Leo, "write porn fiction, film their own sex scenes, and take part in inhibitionlowering dramas, like donning S&M outfits and being tied up and whipped." As much as I celebrate inhibition lowering, I'm sad to see it done under the auspices of porn's vulgar view of sexuality. I wish it were rooted instead in the loving spirituality of tantric philosophy. Info on tantra is harder to find than porn, but more satisfying to the soul. Keep this in mind now that you're so ripe to upgrade your erotic skills, Leo. (Hint: Check out book's like Sexual Energy Ecstasy, by the Ramsdales, The Art of Sexual Ecstasy by Margo An and, or Tantra: The Art of Conscious Loving by the Muirs.)

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "As above, so below" is the maxim at the heart of astrology. In other words, the nature of the cosmos is intimately reflected here on earth — and vice versa. Everything we imagine to be far away and "out there" has a parallel in the mundane world around us. Many spiritual traditions share this vision, and urge the faithful to base their daily practice on it. I myself usually preach the wisdom of seeking relatedness. This week, however, I recommend that you be cautious about promoting unity. Writer Hanna Blank sets the right tone. "My cat attempted to adorn a prayer rug with a hairball, and I had to stop her," she says. "There are some instances in which we do not wish all things to be interconnected."

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A friend and I wereout walking today. When she gazed at the warm sun and cloudless sky and exclaimed "What a beautiful day!", I cringed. "Do you mean to say that an overcast, chilly day is N O T a beautiful day?" I complained only half-jokingly. "Or a drizzly, windy day?" It's almost as if I felt a vicarious sense of hurt feelings on behalf of the earth. From our planet's perspective, every day is gorgeous, magnificent and revelatory. I suggest you take on this view, Libra, and apply it as an all-purpose metaphor. It will help you get the most out of the lyrical murk and the fertile gunk in the coming week.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here's a bit of wisdom I gained through hard experience last summer: When you go to a county fair, never play the throw-darts-at-balloons game and win a giant stuffed dragon at the beginning of your visit, because then

you'll have to carry the bulky thing around with you the rest of the day. This teaching can serve as a valuable metaphor for you in the coming weeks, Scorpio. You're entering a phase when fun will continually flood in your direction, and it doesn't make sense to weigh yourself down with the first questionable "treasure" that comes along. Enjoy the minor thrills that arrive in the next few days, but don't pledge your undying devotion to them.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your power symbol for the coming week is not the ocean, but a quiet pond in a fertile valley. Among the magical implements on your altar there should not be an ornate silver chalice fashioned by a skilled craftsman but rather a small ceramic cup made by a beloved child. At least once every day you should have a ceremonial drink of holy water blessed by a smart teen-age girl, not by an older male priest or wizard. Nurture the wild beauty of your imagination, Sagittarius, with small wonders.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): It's noon on a Wednesday. I'm lounging on my couch in my faux Kung Fu robe. An old "Twin Peaks" video is playing with the sound off on my T V and I'm snacking on leftovers from last night s chocolate feast, which my friends and I staged as a way to spit in the eye of Old Man Winter. Oh, how I wish I could in good conscience advise you to do what I'm doing: play hooky; goof off nonstop; let laziness teach you its marvelous secrets. Alas, I can only authorize you to spend one day like that this week. OK, maybe two. As for the rest of the time: Multi-task

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like crazy. Master the art of constructive frenzy. Either clone yourself or enlist helpers who'll carry out your every instruction to the letter.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Professional expenses I incurred while researching this horoscope: $623. T h e sum includes the following: food and wine used to coax stories from four Aquarians who've had dramatic success in translating their ideals into dollars; consultations with a personal coach who has expertise in motivating restless minds to focus on a single goal; and a hypnotherapist who put me in a trance and had me imagine myself as a triple Aquarius whose perfectionism interferes with my ability to be pragmatic. Please feel no obligation to reimburse me for what I spent on your behalf, dear reader. I'd rather you take that money and seek out the kind of advice I got.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Want some ideas for how to break dramatically with your past? This might work: Sing made-up songs about your future while dancing in the dark in slow motion with your clothes on inside out. Or how about this? Fill a paper bag with symbols of everything you want to leave behind, then burn the sucker in your fireplace. You might also compose a love letter to the person you want to be a year from now or light a candle at twilight and whisper, "I am free of my history" 10 times.

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54 Dwighfs competition 56 Acorn, eventually 57 Enthusiasts 59 Trite 6 0 " — Break" ('91 film) 61 Director Kazan 62 Sister 63 Amontillado container 66 Yen 67 "Happy Together" group 71 "Here I Go Again" group 73 Actress Lillian 74 Line of clothing? 75 'The Simpsons" bartender 76 'The Avengers" star 77 Wan 79 "Moll Flanders" author 81 Sour 82 Toody or Muldoon 85 Musty 86 "Iron Mike" 87 Onassis' nickname 88 Hermes' mom

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89 Russell or DOWN 1 Hunan pan Wahl 2 Skip 90 WWII area 92 "In-A3 Inauguration Day event Gadda-Da4 Liberate Vida" group 96 Rocker 5 Scrounged Claypool around 98 They may 6 Beethoven be split wrote one 7 Navel 100 Shoe width store? 101 Evaluate 8 Mailer's "The 102 Sweatshirt — Park" size 104 Botanist 9 Betters Gray oneself, in a way 106 'Birds — feather..." 10 Falco of The 107 'For What It's Worth" Sopranos" group 11 Loud laugh 114 Imam's 12 Cargo subject crane 13 Threat 116 Skeleton words part 117 Cordelia or 14 Guarded Edith 15 Mag. Bunker bigwigs 118 Sink or 16 Golfer swim? Trevino 120 Bundle 19 Reverse 121 Valley 20 Richardson novel 122 "—Around" ('64 hit) 26 Macadamize 27 Cross 123 Notion inscription 124 Cabinet wood 28 Extremely hot 125 Canal zone? 32 Normandy site 126 Word with biscuit or 33 "Hold your jerk horses!" 34 Palladino of 127 Suburban "ER" obsession

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35 Stimpy's pal 36 Protection 37 Chang's sib 38 Lawyer's esse? 40 '62 Kubrick film 41 Composer Cesar 43 Rococo 44 Fed 45 Party animal? 47 Doze 49 Church offering 53 Jai — 55 "Nothing —!" 57 Winter malady 58 Pretension 59 Kramden's vehicle 61 One of the Barrymores 62 Downfall 64 Channel 65 Actor Dullea 67 Country singer Diana 68 Inn 69 Petroleum component 70 Chatterley or Windermere 71 " — is mel" 72 Bilko's rank: abbr. 75 Non-stereo 78 Born 80 In place of

81 Real 82 Java joint 83 Art medium 84 Actress Amanda 86 Friendly Islands 87 Novelist Kobo 88"— Doubtfire" ('93 film) 91 Bass-baritone Bryn 93 Imminent 94 Lustrous fabric 95 Morales of "La Bamba" 97 Channel 99 Genesis disaster 103 Out to get 104 Ed of "Rosie O'Neill" 105 Extend across 106 Inspected too closely? 107 Tweeter 108 — podrida 109 Spring flower 110 Inoperative 111 Depraved 112 Aswan was her swain 113 Sketched 114 Hydrotherapy site 115 Porter or Prince 119 Outlaw

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TOTALLY ATTRACTIVE & UNIQUE, VERY pretty, intelligent, outgoing, passionate and whole 47 YO woman seeks handsome, intelligent, sensual and witty conversationalist who distinguishes himself in love.8885

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VT SKI GIRL SEEKS SKI BOY. SWF, 40, SEEKS S/DWM, 35-45, for skiing at Stowe. Advanced/expert skiers looking for same. Friends first, possible LTR. 8882

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» I'M A YOUNG M LOOKING TO MEET SOME * fun-loving F. I'm 6'4", 225 lbs, brown/brown. I I am extremely active and witling to try anyl thing at least once. I am looking for a F that I shares my interest, between 21-30.9067 » ; t I

KIND, INTELLIGENT AND STURDY MAN LOOKing for intelligent, honest and self-confident lady who's looking for the possibility of true love.9065

\ SWM, 47. GIVE ME JESSIE SMITH, WILSON ; Pickett, Hound Dog, Beau Soleil, Junior ; Walker. Help! There must be a few hippies > out there looking to dance to something » more than a thump.9064 I SOLO ACT LOOKING FOR A DUET. SINGER/ I songwriter who needs more to write about I than lonely nights. Add some harmonies to > my life and break me out of the blues. 9063 | EXUBERANT, 43 YO, M LOOKWJG FOR AN ; active F, 35-43, to infect with his commitI ment to work, play and love. Cycling, skiing, I talking, thinking, ballroom dancing. Pick any ' two and give me a call.9062 J DWM, 40'S, OUTDOORS PERSON, LOVES ; sailing, hiking, camping, full moon x-country ! skiing, reading poetry on mtn tops. I like > healthy lifestyles, am a meditator, veggie ; gardener, take time to smell the roses. I am ; financially and emotionally secure.9060 25 YO SWM, BLONDE/BLUE, ATHLETIC BUILD. I Enjoys the outdoors, cars, family and friends. ; Looking for spontaneous, athletic, fun, easygoing F with the same interests.9059 SWM, 30, LOOKING FOR MATURE F TO GET more out of life. Interests of mine include outdoor activities, movies and traveling. Open-minded, nice guy looking to gain experience with older women. 9058

, CREATIVE, ENERGETIC QUALITIES SOUGHT IN I a S/DF, 40-50, in reasonable shape who » would like to meet for lunch and check out • chemistry for future rendezvous.9036

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LETS MAKE THE ODDS EVEN. SWM, 28, 6'2", blk/brown, looking for someone to enjoy life, laughing, reading, movies and concerts a must. Those looking for the secrets in life should join my quest. 9056

| SM ISO INCREDIBLY AWESOME SF, 40ISH, ! who is sensual, erotic, exhibitionist, voyeur ! who enjoys great times indoors and out. | Travel, camping, social statues unimportant. ; Seeking LTR. Beginners welcome.9000

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; WILD, HUMOROUS, ATTRACTIVE SWM, 20, 6', ! 165 lbs, blond/blue. Love having fun any 1 way possible, like sports, movies, writing, very honest and open. Very lovable.8999

STRONG HEARTED GUY, 28. LOOKING FOR F to laugh, smile and soak up the rays with. Music is what moves me. Soul-to-soul. You: 21-31, F who loves to be free and do what you want with me.9044 I HAVE BEEN DIVORCED FOR 2 YEARS. I have a son who I am with every weekend. Since I spend a lot of time with my son it is hard to meet people. I am a nice guy looking for a nice girl.9043 FUN, ARTISTIC, SPONTANEOUS, KINKY, 25 YO seeks SF for fun times and tender moments. If you like massages and being painted on by a man with a slow hand, or enjoy just talking to someone who listens call me.9042 A GENTLEMAN LOOKING FOR A TRUE LADY. I'm the nice guy who is looking for something real and honest. I want a good friend and more. Someone to share a sunrise with, to talk with, to have fun and laugh with. 9041 LOOKING FOR GOOD-LOOKING F, 21-35 FOR casual relationship. I am cute, I play guitar and snowboard every weekend. 9040 DJM, 50, W/KIDS, RURAL LIFESTYLE. VERY active, energetic, fit. Eclectic interests. Mostly housebroken. Mostly real. Details at 11.9039

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ISO best friend, lover, soulmate. Not into control freaks. Must be handsome/pretty, witty, employed and patient.

I SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION. IT COULD • happen to you. Independent, attractive, I active, honest, fun-loving DWM with an edgy • side. ISO same qualities in a special woman • to spark with. 40's are good. Melt away the t winter doldrums. 9006

| SWPM, 6'2", 200, 52, BROWN/BLUE, FIT ISO ; slender-very slender F, 37-47, NA or addicts. ; Enjoy movies, books, cooking, quiet times, I basketball, kind and loving people. Honesty | a must.9001

I'M A 32 YO SWM SPORTS WRITER WHO likes to laugh, dance, watch movies, run and have fun. ISO someone with similiar interests, 27-34, f or a good time.9053

SWPF, 31, ATTRACTIVE, A LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY AT TIMES.

: LESBIAN IN A MAN'S BODY DESIRES TO • drink the nectar of your lotus blossom. No • STD's or smokers. Fit and discreet. 9007

36 YO M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE REAL I like to camp, ride motorcycles and spend time at home and away. Love the coast. I have 3 kids, been divorced 2 years. Looking for someone 25-40 for possible LTR.9057

NICE GUY, 21, BROWN/BLUE, 5*7", 130 LBS. Into snowboarding, camping and lots of other outdoor activities. Other likes include movies, bowling and much more. Looking for an attractive, young F, same age, with similar interests. Most important is a sense of humor. 9054

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» SWM, 6', 165 LBS, WHO AVAILS HIMSELF TO • higher energies in turn the universe has prot vided inner/outer security and the time to » manifest life's opportunities with partner. ISO I F, late 30's - 40's, who is holistic yet flexible, I expansive but grounded.9012

ISO ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT SF TO LEARN ; to drive extra Harley, must be courageous, fit ' and have great eyes. Between 30-45. SPM, • 44, attractive and financially secure. 8998 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5'tt", BLUE ; eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call.8977 I'M JOHN, YOU'RE YOKO. SWM, 29, HANDsome, slim, fit, serious artist, snowboarder, ; reads art history, likes jazz, occasional 420 , ritual. Seeks lady, 20-30 for creative inspira• tion. Asian/Americans encouraged.8976 CLEAN, 32 YO, SWM IN NEED OF SOME : attention from a clean, sexy, secure F. let me ! be your passionate lover! Possible LTR.8973 SWM, 31, SEEKING TALL ATTRACTIVE blonde, nympho for short-term, no hassles, purely sexual relationship. Please no significant attachments and no married women. 8971 BOYISHLY CUTE, BLUE-EYED, MIDWESTERN transplant, 32 YO, SPM, ISO spontaneously fun, intelligent, active, 24-36 YO, SF, who enjoys hiking, the arts, travel and quiet evenings. NS, ND.8965 SWM, 46, 5'8", FIT BUT PRESENTLY SMOKE considerately. Seeking intelligent, compassionate F, 40-50, for dating, companionship, relationship, intimacy. Like being outdoors, rock/folk music, socializing, games, good humor. 8956 YOU WRITE YOUR LITTLE NOTICE HOPING to meet a mate. By chance if she does read it, you know it's only fete. I like to dance and play outdoors, I'll use this for my bait. I'm 5'io", 215 and only 48.8940

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: I'VE NOT BEEN WITH A WOMAN SINCE ! early in Reagan's second term. Need a little help here...good looking (really) SWM, 30's, ; tall, fit, karmically ensnared. Have pity, free J me. 8938 J RECENTLY RETURNED TO BURLINGTON. I SWPJM, 33, 5'5", 140, cute, fit. Enjoy nature > nature, hiking, snowshoeing, running, live ; music, movies and cooking. ISO SF, similar I age and interests for friendship, possible I LTR.8935 j NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED! SWM, YOUNG ; 39, smoker, good looks and build, promises ; to be there for you with compassion, hon1 esty, intimacy and sensual massage. Let's I start here.8915 ; READY TO START OVER. DWPM, EMPLOYED, ; living in own home, NS, ND, ISO fit, 40-55, ! for dating first. Love to dance, snowshoe, ! cross-country ski, cuddle in front of a fire. > Honest, caring and loving.8914 ; SHE'S OUT THERE: ATTRACTIVE, SENSUAL ; playful, fit, loves nature & healthy living, ! 4oish. Me: DWPM, Good-looking, principled, > prosperous, mischievous & passionate. Enjoy ; health, nature, culture, and fun. Zest for life ; & emotionally available. 8900 ! SWPM 27, FIT, KIND, SEEKS SWF, 20-35 • likes gourmet cooking, lake swimming, j snoeshoeing, snowboarding, hiking, mean; ingful conversations. Looking for friendship : and possible LTR.8899 I SWM PAGAN 25, IN SHAPE ISO PAGAN SWF J18-40 looking for people for outdoor activi; ties or indoor, likes gardening, hiking, travel, ; vegan meals, new to Burlington/Montpelier ; area. Anyone out there? 8898 I ELEGANT, MID-50'S, GENTLEMAN. VERY ; solvent, but no snob. Are you an attractive ' lady who might enjoy Montreal, sports cars, ! Puccini, yachting and the company of a • thoughtful , generous person.8893 ; 31 YO, BLONDE/BLUE, 5'8", 165, FIT, ; healthy, active, warm, gentle, easy-going, : non judging. ISO woman of any age & color > interested in hiking, cuddling, and Taoist > sexual practices. Open to LTR or other. 8891 | ARE THERE ANY MAIRRAGE-MINDED LADIES ; left in VT? A 31 YO, s'ii", attractive and fit ! SPWM, new to the U.S.8886 NICE JM, 37, LOOKING FOR SUGAR MAMA • to bring home the fekin' bacon while I raise ; our children and pursue my artistic endeav; ors. Must love Jerry, gardening, scrabble and VPR. 8875

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ROMANTIC 37 YO SM ISO ATTRACTIVE, 27-37 YO, F to share good times. Must like to be kissed and cuddled, wined and dined. 8870 DWM, ALMOST A FT FATHER, NOW COMPletely healed and ready for life's adventures again. Risk level: we ski/snowboard the green circle trails, occasionally the blue squares. We brush the snow off when we fall, and try again. 8831 SWM, 39 YO, 5'5", 140 LBS, HARD-WORKing, lonely. ISO petite WF for LTR, 30-35, tat's ok, ND.8822 SEXY, ADVENTUROUS, BLONDE 35 YO, Subaru driver seeking beautiful, all-wheel driven F. Seeking fun, excitement, companionship and head-to-toe massages. No couch potatos please. 8819 I'M THE ONE YOU'RE LOOKING FORI 26 YO SWPM, Athletic, active, responsible, caring, sensitive, romantic, family-oriented, looking for athletic SPF, who seeks and LTR to cure my lonely heart! 8808 LOVE OR LUST? WELL, ASK ME, IF YOU FEEL that tickle in your throat, then those butterflies. In-shape, good-looking outdoors SWPM seeks beauteous SWF companion (26-38) for the adventure. 8807 REAL MAN, TDH, 6'i", 170 LBS, BROWN, blue, lean, solid, spiritual, sensual, caring, creative and more, wood-working country dweller. ISO real SF, unpretentious, laid-back, 35-45, long, lean, lovely or lean and petite, 50% legs would be nice, long hair for mutual entanglement of limbs/life, lover/LTR, light smoker, 420 ok.8788 ISO F, DARK HAIR BEAUTY, ANY AGE/RACE, who loves motorcycles, massages, outdoors and creative intimacy. New home, no rent, great cook, taste the good life and relax. SWM, 40, LTR. 8785 DWM, 48 ISO NS, F FOR FRIEND AND LOVER. Should have soft lips and warm heart. Be interested in sharing conversation, books, movies, walks, theater, food, wine, love, pillows. 8784 IMAGINATIVE ADVENTURER, SWM, 34, vegetarian, Unitarian, silly-serious, talkative, tall, thin, romantic, very open. Loves ideas, writing, hiking, bicycling, gardening, yoga, Buddhism, VPR, current events, quiet, Bread & Puppet. ISO similar NS, F, 25-38. Let's share our love and VT.8783

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men > women continued SWM, 50's, 6'2", 220 LBS, AVERAGE LOOKS. ISO full-figured F who likes to laugh. Fireplaces, boats and romantic evenings. Let's see what happens. 8764 SWM, BLUE EYES/BROWN HAIR, 150 LBS. I'M a sociable guy who likes to do most anything. I like a woman in her 40S-50S. Hope I am the one for y o u .

men > men

women > women WOODSWOMAN, W. CENTRAL VT, 50ISH, looking for "flowers for no reason, but you miss me; a kiss in front of strangers; standing on the doorstep in the rain cause you can't wait to see me." I want to be in love, Etheridge says it well. Let's share laughs and have fun together.9032

HELP, WHERE ARE YOU? GWM, LATE 40*S, looking for friends and more. Like outdoors and most things, great sense of humor, caring. Hope to here from you.9037 22 Y O SWM SEEKING GUYS AROUND MY age, 20-29, to have fun with. Bi-curious guys a plus. Will respond to all. 8974

HOW IS DATING LIKE " A FORTUITOUS encounter", anyhow?...lt's simply the chance to get to know somebody! Interested in dating any guy who has a great sense of humor, also.8824

LIKE THE MARINES, I'M LOOKING FOR A FEW good men. PWM into weights &. guys who use 'em seeks physically-minded guys who "stand and deliver". Not into clubs, drugs or LTR. Just men who want men.8747

HOT, WELL-BUILT, MASCULINE WM, 32. Always hungry. ISO well hung, masculine men to service. Discrete. 8821

SUBMISSIVE M, 39, SEARCHING FOR A raunchy guy for morning/day time fun.8723

8730

ME: SOMEWHAT INTELLECTUAL 0 READ), well-educated, practical while also a bit of a romantic, hiker, healthy, prosperous. ISO F who is reasonable fit, age over 48, sensual and who enjoys endless, playful repartee about/exploration of "life's persistent questions". 8728

NUBILE COLLEGE STUDENT SEEKS bearded, broad-shouldered, user-friendly male counterpart for company and conversation and quiet subversion of the status quo.8677

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8721

LOVE IS THE ANSWER. DWM, MIDDLE-AGED like fine wine, extremely youthful, proportionate, reasonably attractive. Looking for fun times here and far, outdoors and in. Worth the effort. Call now. 8717

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LOOKING FOR MY MUSE. SWPM, 39, NS, ND, ISO kind, smart, and attractive S/DWF.8686 UPBEAT, LIVELY, HANDSOME, SEXY, ATHLETic, writer, artist (and lawyer), 55, with passion for conversation, progressive politics, arts, and skiing, seeks an attractive partner who is outgoing, intelligent, and independent. 8684

ATTRACTIVE BEST FRIEND WANTED T O share good times, bad times, and the simple things in life. Caring, compassionate, honest, attractive, fun, upbeat, zany, just like Sandra Bullock, 21 - 37 YO, kids ok.868o SWM, 24, SEEKING LAID-BACK, ATTRACTIVE, woman for good times, possible LTR. Me: 5*9", average build, smoker, drinker, snowboarder, not to mention too nice for my own good. 8674

"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it." -William Osier LAMOILLE COUNTY GAL, 50, ATTRACTIVE, truthful, NA, ND, NS, with peaceful, playful, non-possesive heart. Seeks simitar gal to ease into sharing unhurried moments, comfortable intimacy and simple love. Fancy that? 8949

FUN, WITTY, 26 YO, OPEN AND HONEST. I have great friends but need something more. ISO, 21-35 YO F who is active and needs attention. Let me cuddle you. 8894 ATTRACTIVE, RT, 29 Y O WOMAN LOOKING for first time experience with attractive, fit, healthy woman 24-32. No commitments. Just wanting to explore hidden desires. Lets meet over coffee or wine.8806 MATURE BIF, 40, FUN-LOVING, HONEST, looking for best friend for friendship and more. Lipstick Bi or lesbian only, no butch. I need satisfaction only a women can give. Discretion please! 8762

SWPM, 31, FIT AND HIP, s'9"> SEEKING SWF who is educated & spontaneous, musical & spiritual, independent & focused. Please be 25-35 and have a love for life. 8661

EXPENSIVE TRUCKS, CONSTRUCTION EQUIPment, hard work, tools, leather, hairy-chests, sweat, muscle, rugged men. new buddy. Private hot man-to-man contact, straight or Bi.8950

GWM, 42, FORGOTTEN WHAT I T S LIKE T O be with another guy. I'm looking for other GWM to re-introduce me to man-to-man fun. 8902

TALL MEN WANTED: GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD shape, 40 YO, SWM, 5*10", 160 lbs, brown/blue. ISO good-looking, good shape, tall men, any race. NA, ND, 18-40 YO for discrete encounters. Burlington area.8895

GWM, 50, LOOKING T O MEET M, 18-30, ANY race to have a good time with. Washington, Lamoille & Franklin county areas, college welcome. Call for info. Same day reply.8818 18 Y O M, A LITTLE BI-CURIOUS. ISO M, 1830, in healthy condition to teach me a few things about hot man-to-man contact! I will respond to all calls and am very submissive. Leave phone number and time to call back or e-mail address.8815 SWM, 41, FIT & HEALTHY ISO GM, 38-45, for possible LTR. Great conversationalist, intellectual, fun, spiritually minded hoping to find great friend/great lover! Martini anyone?

PROF. WM, 49, 5*11", 190 LBS. FUN-LOVING, honest, real, very giving. ISO 25-50, 5*6"5'io", 135-200 lbs. Enjoy music, cooking, movies, adventure, reading, good conversation, lots of sexual time.8884

8761

GWM, 29, SEEKING MASCULINE, HAIRYchested, masculine guys, 21-35, for discrete fun. Discretion assured.8883

20 Y O W M LOOKING FOR ANOTHER M FOR fun erotic encounters. Age is unimportant. Discretion is a must. If you fit the description please contact me I am waiting.8758

RUMI SEEKS THE LOVER, AN EMERSON T O roam through the forests of Thoreau with. Perhaps if I am lucky enough this Joseph Campell will find his Carl Jung. 8759

The Mostly UnfafeDloas Social life of Ethan Green J m y

Dinner

I was having dinner with my co-worker Rodney the Bear, who was kind'a boring me to tears recounting his weekend at at a Radical Fairies retreat on some mountain...

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• other 55, WWWM, IN SHAPE, CONSIDERED attractive. ISO a few select couples, F's or M's whom enjoy provocative attire to nudism for indoor socializing. Very sincere, discreet and will respond.9035

COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. LOOKING FOR A new buddy who has a carpenters tool belt, willing to work with shirt off and be worshipped as he works. Me: 5*9", 175, goodlooking, well-built. Private, hot, discreet. 9034

DISTINGUISHED "NOT YOUR AVERAGE GUY". Successful career, late 50's. Loves travel, having good times. Seeks a nice lady, who loves life and wants to around a man who treats her well. 8690 DO YOU LIKE TO: SING, PLAY OUTSIDE, explore, read, exercise, giggle, dance, cuddle, communicate? Are you: mostly happy, spontaneous, self-nuturing, candid? me too! SWM, 40, NS, Vegetarian, homeowner. Friendship 1st, eventual LTR.8688

HIGH-SPIRITED, HANDSOME, FIT, 33 YO, prof., GM. ISO similar individual, who enjoys hiking, skiing, and travel, interested in intelligent conversation and possible LTR. 8679

My mind must have wandered, after a while I noticed Rodney had left, guess he was pissed I wasnt really listening.

TWO BI MEN, ONE DOMINANT, ONE SUBmissive looking for a woman to join us or just sit back and watch. Women only please. 9033 SWPF, 31, ATTRACTIVE, LITTLE BIT NAUGHTY at times. ISO best friend, lover, soulmate. Not into control freaks. Must be handsome/ pretty witty, employed and patient. 9018 37 Y O HEMP-FRIENDLY, EDUCATED F LOOKing for hemp-friendly M/F friend, 30-44, for quality sessions and maybe some additional fun. I like old cars, country rides and music. Anyone else?8979 MCu ISO Cu FOR DISCREET ADULT FRIENDship and erotic fun. Looking for real people not models. Very clean NS, light drink ok. Can host some weekends. Will answer all. 8954 ATHLETIC, ATTRACTIVE WCU, 18 Y O COLLEGE students in P i t t s b u r g h . ISO BiF, 18-23 YO, for casual sexual encounter, disease free is a must. Petite/slim. Picture prefered.8943 34 Y O BIF, FRIENDLY, INTELLIGENT, PRETTY cute, down-to-earth. Loves dancing, hiking, ceramics and coffee houses. In quest of a bisexual F or M for friendship or more. 8901 ARE Y O U READY T O BE ADORED? ATTRACTive, clean 36 YO M seeks 18-45 YO S/MaF for discreet encounters. Pleasure assured. 8871

byerlcorner Next thing I knew, I was sharing the table with Activo and Pasivo, famous hotheaded porn stars. Activo was cursing me cuz he suspects I love Pasivo more. Pasivo was crying and threatening to cut Activo. Lemeytelya, it was a real sceneI

Slobodan Milosevic was there also. I asked him how he could be so cruel? Activo called him a dog. Pasivo agreed 'Fascism Is so unplugged" he said (whatever that means) TthnicHy is Irrelevant in the information age."

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"Blabbermouth!" He said furiously, and stalked out door. The other tables were, of course, transfixed by the brouhaha, while Rodney, who had reappeared, did his best to suppress a giggle.

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personals • other cont.* MOUNTAIN MAN WHO IS SEEKING THE BEST of both worlds. The beautiful hermaphrodite, the sexy transsexuals or the exotic transvesites. I will answer all.8845 SM, 38, ATHLETIC, FUNNY, SEEKS OPENminded zaftig F, 35 - 45, for adult fun and companionship. Must be light-hearted.8844 LONELY CENTRAL VT 22 YO WF WITH M lover seeks BiF for sharing, caring, and fun. 8827 23 YO, 2M ISO PLUS-SIZED WOMEN, 18-45 for discreet weekend, adult fun. Please let me massage and pleasure you. Central VT only. 8789 ISO, F, 25-45, LTR, WHO IS INTERESTED IN exploring a strongly intimate relationship. Call me slave or master. SWM, 40, enjoys motorcycles, cooking and relaxation, just relax call or write. 8786 BI-CURIOUS WM, 19,165 LBS, 6'. ISO A male or female who is good-looking, and between 18-30 for good hot fun, will respond to all messages that leave phone number to reach you at. Will travel, to go to your place. I wilt make all your fantasies come true. 8749 CLEAN AND DISCREET CU ISO OTHER CU'S and selected singles for clean, safe, erotic times and friendship. Ready to expand your sexual horizon? Be honest. Discretion assured and requested.8722

FLY INTO MY LIFEI YOU: M, FLEW IN ON Northwest, on 2/10, about 6'i, long (LONG) dark brown hair and a great smile! Me: F, redhead security. Would like to know you! 9025 C- IF I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, SHE said, what will you give me? And then she stopped & said I didn't have to answer that because she was going to do it anyway. -C. 9024 VISITING MONTPELIER SOMETIME SOON? You were headed back to Salt Lake City when we flew Jet Blue to JFK. Too bad we didn't chat until the end of the flight. I'd be interested in picking up where we left off. 9023 MISSED THE VALENTINE'S ISSUE BY SEVEN Days. You're my silly partner, we dance and play. I love our peach, our laughter, our time. Though I'm late, won't you be mine? 9022

WHO LOVES TELE-TUBBIES? SORRY I LEFT without saying good-bye. I miss you already. Maybe meet up soon? Call me, you know the #. LOVE ALWAYS. 8964 SWEET E, YOU ARE THE WOMAN THAT I never knew I wanted. You are the love that I never knew existed. Let's get together and redefine V-Day.8963 YOU: MELLOW & CUTE PIERCED BOY AT Wine Works. Me: tall brunette with petite Asian friend. Our eyes met, care to meet again? Oh, I used to be a man, does that matter? 8962 YOU: ADORABLE BOY FROM KINDERGARTEN who had pb 81 j's on pink bread. 18 years later, my how you've grown...loving every minute of our new found reunion. 8961 GUY WITH GUITAR AND A HEAVENLY VOICE at the church across from the-YMCA at First Night you touched my heart forever. Thank you. 8958

MONDAY NIGHT: RED SQUARE. US: TWO hot petite brunettes. You: dozens of unattractive men. What's the deal?894i

JCG: I SPY FROM THE MOON YOUR TRAVELS. With an open mind and closed heart I wait, I pine. THIS IS the longest journey. AEM.8890

SHIRLEY TEMPLE IN PURPLE: WILL YOU BE my Valentine? I saw you walking your handsome dog and I think my crazy dog likes him! 8939

JOE M.D.: YOU CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT you want, but sometimes you get what you need. Love T.8881

WOO, SO I WOULD CHOOSE TO BE WITH you. That's if the choice were mine to make. But you can make decisions too, and you can have this heart to break.8937

I SPY BRITISH LOOKING MAMMAL THE tobacco drools off the end of your tongue like the sperm bank that you have depleted. Where are my Ewin Megregor look alikes? 8880

YADNUS, THERE YOU WERE, A GIFT FROM my dad 9 months ago. Wow! You have made me so happy words cannot describe. I LOVE YOU! The Blind Farmer.8936

CUTE PUNK GUY WHO COMES TO MY OFFICE w/the mail. You'd look sexy in a wife beater and jeans. I tried to stop it but you've stolen my heart. Damn you! 8879

HILLARY, WE RE-MET ON MLK DAY. I thanked you and said I owed you from last April. We had a nice talk. Later I looked for you but you were gone. Can we meet again? 8919

THE COCOA TASTES BETTER WITH YOU. Thanks for listening to me sing. Come with me in March, or you're in the poop shop. Al, I Texas NY. 8878

Love Doctor's Tip f of the Week

BIWM, 45, 5*8", 150 LBS, SEEKS CU WITH A BiM who would like a threesome. Must be safe, clean and discreet.8692 MACU ISO Ma BIM, 30-45, FOR EXTRA pleasure for us all. Discreet, no strings, size does matter, looks a plus. 8691 LADIES] EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING tied-up, or tying him up? Rose & Thorn, VT's BDSM social group welcomes you! Nervous? Don't be, we're lead by a woman. Privacy guaranteed. E-mail req.8687 GENEROUS, ROMANTIC, DOMINANT, 39 YO, SWM seeks an Intelligent, Submissive SF into fantasy role play and receiving sensual and disciplinary spankings, and more. Asian and Black women encouraged. All answered. 3668 ; YOUNG. ATTRACTIVE CU ISO YOUNG F, 18>5. F (19) M (22). ISO WF to fulfill our fanta- • •;y. Straight, Bi, or gay is ok. Must be clean! We are a good looking couple who likes to ! have fun! Willing to try pretty much anything, just trying to have fun! 8662

Avoid this statement: '7 enjoy long walks on the beach/' People, ! hate to break it to ya, you live in VT. We don't have long beaches!

Try replacing with: "I enjoy long walks down the bikepath under starry skies." SMILEY, SEE ME, PLEASE FIND ME AGAIN. I'm lost here. The Wild One.9021

1 spy TO THE TALL HOTTIE AT BURLINGTON Futon. I can't get you off my mind since we talked. I want/crave more. Interested? The girl with the stars on her ceiling.9069 LITTLE MATHEMATICIAN. HOW I WANT TO BE your friend. But I'm so uncertain. I never know where you are or how fast you are moving.9038 TO OUR FAVORITE STARR: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope all of your raindrops are candydrops and gumdrops. BFFAE the white sweatsuit of love. 9031 I SPY EROTIC SANDWICH SHOP MANAGER, downtown. You: Teddy bear, sexy, dark hair and beard, 5*11". Me: Sultry lady, short hair, long fantasies! Made me a steamingly passionate foot-long meatball. 9030 MONDAY, 2/12, OUTSIDE OF FILENES. I spied blue/green hair, and striking baby blue eyes in blue jeans. Tiny me, all in blue, walking with a friend, wondering, "should I say something now? Will I see her again?" 9029 YOU: TALL, HANDSOME WITH LONG HAIR AT Harvest Market. Me: well-built Italian stal- . lion. I couldn't keep my eyes off you. Gotta man or you single? I'll be in soon.9027 YOU ARE TOO DAMN WONDERFUL! YOU DO the nicest things for me, also the Uno did help with the hair. Tracey, call me or you're in the poop house! 9026

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EVIL M. DO I EVEN CROSS YOUR MIND AT night? Passionate kisses, The Evil twin. 9020 YOU: SHAVED HEAD, WIFE-BEATER WITH large sweat stains dancing on speakers at Aria. ME: blond, glasses and a snake. You took my picture but not my number. Lets get in touch! 9019 WHEN YOU FINISH LIKE WATER FOR Chocolate, I'll massage your corpus spongiosum... I love you! 8978 ATTENTION CAROLYN: WORCESTER AREA. Tried to reach you through your ad #8752. No success, would like to meet you.8970 OUR EYES MADE CONTACT 2/6, YANKEE Lanes. Bowled next to you, fett something. Did you let's get together for a movie or dinner. I believe your name is Erina.8969 I SPY SUNSHINE TO BE MY VALENTINE! She is warm and bright like the morning tight. Meet me at the sugar shack tonight. I love you, Pumpkinhead.8968 BABYLOVE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SIGHT as beautiful as that of our hands entwined, or felt more wonderful as when a sunny, sleepy Sunday finds us in our home? I know these and more, your Sweetface.8967 HUNTER: YOU MAKE ME MORE HAPPY THAN the hot dog man! Thank you, happy Valentine's Day. XXOO.8966

february 20, 2002

CAT: THANKS FOR THE HOTTEST AND MOST lovely days of winter. Things happened too quick. It would be a mistake to end such bliss like this. SS8955 DAILY PLANET, BEER TASTING ON A WINTRY afternoon. You said you'd forgive me for mocking your favorite song...you left, then walked by, we caught eyes. Wish you came back in! 8953 YOU: CUTE BRUNETTE COLLECTING STICKERS at the KMart entrance Me: cute shy boy with quarters.. Maybe we could meet for Valentine's Day romance?8952 TO THE BABES AT BIMINI BILLS, ONE FREE Bimini cut equals three blonde bombshells. It's been a long time coming. Welcome to Church St. See you in six weeks, Hairy. 8951

HOT DAMN, WHEN I SAID BURLINGTON sandwich Co., I meant VT SANDWICH CO. You: work there and are cute. Me: eaten there and cute too. Sorry about the confusion. Ha! 2/2 DUNKIN DONUTS IN ESSEX AROUND 4:00 a.m. We chatted briefly about being designated drivers and our travels abroad. Would love to pick up where we left off. How about over coffee S0metime?8907 HANNAFORD'S, DORSET ST., 1/20. YOU: stellar redheaded M with tan hat. Me: darkeyed brunette in gray fleece. I caught your eye in the dairy section; any sparks? 8905 I SAW YOU IN THE CUTE LITTLE BREWERY IN Middlebury, you sexy pregnant blonde, ME: short bald guy with acne. I can be your sugar daddy. 8904

I MISS YOU ISLAND GIRL MORE THAN MY old guitar, more than my old guitar, I love my guitar like God loves the poor, I love you even rr(ore.8948

BEAUTIFUL 2/02 PASSED, NO CONTACT, bring me coffee and all will be forgiven. Bring me in from the cold.8903

YOU: BLACK DOG, BLACK JETTA, RED JACKET, beautiful smile. Saw you @ Stowe heading out to ride. ME: Can I buy you a drink @ the Den this Saturday? 8945

LIZ, MET 1/24. GAVE YOU & FRIEND A COZY ride home in snowstorm. Meet for a drink sometime? Let me know. Young Mr. Diamond 8897

HEY PUSSY WILLOW: MUDDY WATERS & RiRa's was a dream, but having you dance behind me all night at the Red Square was it. Hope u can find me at Mardi Gras. 8944

GRANT WRITER: YOU WORK HARD, YOU love your animals, you're beautiful when you laugh. You deserve a raise.8896

YOU: BEAUTIFUL, SOUTHERN, GHETTO GIRL Me: Jerk for hurting you. I Miss you! I will always hold a place in my heart for you. Thank you for the memories.8942

3 NEEDS "PORN STAR". YOU ASKED TO bum a smoke. Did you go out west yet? If not I would love to bounce on your TRAMPoline.8892

MEGANE-CHAN...HOW ABOUT SOME ACTION and Drama down in NYC round about the 23rd 0' March? No trains. Johann and I will pick you up! Jyaa ne!8877 DESTINATION: CORPUS KRISTI MY DANCING pal, the church won't be the same w/out you. I miss you already! Will we dance to 140 BPM ever again? Look at those lights! Woooooo!!!8876 BETH I LOVE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I love Teddy!!8873 DJ D: FUSE SHOW. YOU: DARK HAIR AND playing pool. Me: goatee and shyly watching. You're obviously attached, but for what it's worth you caught my eye and I want to let you know I think you're beautiful. 8872 YOU WERE DESCENDING BURROWS TRAIL on Camel's Hump on 1/26 as I was going up. I was "steaming." Meet for coffee, a hike? 8843 DANCING IN BED TO THE CLASH WILL NEVER be the same without you! I will miss you when you leave, but fun we will have again come the summer months!8842 TEEK: YOU BLACK AND WHITE PHENOMenon, feline love, I'm still crazy about you. Meow. Much love from all your friends in the field, and mom.8841 COOTILICIOUS, BOOBILICIOUS LOVES DICKIE Do Da Do. Your all my wishes and umm so damn delicious. I love you through & through. Thank you for making me smile. 8839 I SPY YOU AT THE COUNTER OF BRIDGE ST. Cafe. You looked so cute with your legs curled underneath you. Let's talk Janet and see what we have in common. 8838 KRISTEN; RED SQUARE, FRI. 1/25. SORRY about making you so angry, that really was not my intention. Call me and I will buy you a beer. 8837 USDA-MAN AT RIRa's LUNCH SAT 01/19. YOU were heading to Pure Pop. Available for Herbie Hancock?8836 ARE YOU FREE? COFFEE OR DRINKS. YOU use to serve me coffee, but you moved up • the ladder. I mentioned,I thought you left the Co-op. You now work the Deli section, to shy to ask. S.8834. VALENCIA, 1/25: LONG DREADS, HIP GLASSes: we chatted briefly after show regarding your sometimes job at Higher G. and the darkness of our music. Interested in something random?8832 J. DUBBS: WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT that line at What Ales You? A year later and I can't imagine spending it with anyone else. Love you much babe, Manda-pants.8830 "I AM TRYING TO BE COURAGEOUS, BUT it's easier to nervously smile". It's true, I think you've convinced me Essex isn't all bad, even if you do make up words.8828 A CURLY QUEfeN, BROWN EYED ANGEL WHO lives in Burlington. Isn't there a song about you? Coolest chick I know, 7 p.m. Wine Bar, Saturday the 3rd, Okay Sweetness and light? 8826 KEROUAC-LOVIN', CLOVE SMOKING GAL with a pearl and punk. Is it true you prefer my hair dirty? I won survivor just to catch your eye! 8817

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i spy cont. OWARE REMATCH? SOON? PLEASE? ISLE OF view. 8814 SUN., 1/21, RI-RA'S PUB, YOU: EATING lunchwith a friend and having an Amstel. Me: Black hair, glasses, and to shy to approach you. Maybe I can buy you drink sometime?88i3

SPIDERMONKEY, A FEW MORE TRIPS TO the island and we'll have to get a bigger bowl. I can't wait.8756 KEEPING A LOW PROFILE? ENJOYING THEIR human ways? Prepare for homeworld transmission, 02/02/02.8755 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU. LIKE ME, YOU are a secret agent. I plan to contact you. Keep 02/02/02 free. 8754

I SPY A BEAUTIFUL WONDERWOMAN, THE most amazing thing I've ever seen. Dreadlocks to African virus/bacteria. I'm in love, S.8809

YOU GOT ME YOU BIG SCHMOOI THE ONLY thing that is not a surprise is how much I love you! It just keeps getting better, my bestest bear!875i

AIRPORT RESTAURANT, 1/23, 10:30 AM., You: Tall, curly hair, overheard me joking about winning the lottery, asked if I was single. Me: Tall, goatee, black jacket and single. lnterested?88o5

SUPER TALL, BLONDE, BLUE-EYED CASHIER at Hannafords. You're the sweet, quiet guy who never breaks my eggs. Are you single?

I CANNOT STOP SPYING THE LOVELY SPUNK from the co-op down under. All this attention, you deserve. You're beautiful with perfect hands. Your muse must make many fantasies.8804 HEY COFFEE OR GONDOLA RIDEI SORRY I didn't respond to your ad, I was traveling and almost missed it completely. What a surprise to see an ad for me. It was sweet and made me laugh. Let's try to prolong another conversation. A 8801 BLONDIE: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU LIKE crazy. Know that these last few months have meant so much. I love you, babe. You're beautiful! Always your Kumquat.8799 HEART, I FEEL LIKE THE LUCKIEST PERSON in the world knowing you love me. I hope this feeling lasts forever. I love you.8760

Love Doctor's PSA

8750 TILL MIN TjEJ. I HELD YOU THAT FIRST night under the folds of rouge. We ate bread in the morning, baguettes in San Fran, sourdough on the island. I love you.8748 TIM, REMEMBER MIDDLE SCHOOL, MUSIC class, you told me you loved me, I said "yeah right?" Well, I wish I had said the same to you. Love Jeremy.8746 I SPY AOLCOM "Treegrowers": I MAY BE technologically inept, but still interested in meeting you. Liked what I saw and read. Hope to hear from you.8745

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