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Thank you for the “on the money” article about the problems we are having in the town of Hyde Park [“A Town Divided,” April 14]. Your article quoted someone as say ing that the town is like a “Peyton Place.” To me it seems more like a “Twilight Zone,” in which School Board Directors work both willfully and illegally for various specialinterest groups within the town. Where a community member, who is one of the instigators of the effort to drive the much loved and loyal teaching staff out of the school, stormed into the local market which was distributing your paper and attempted to confiscate the remaining copies. When the propri etor refused to hand them over, she tried to physically take them — from a man in a wheelchair! When still unsuccessful, she called the stores landlord to try to pressure him to pull the papers. Then she even threatened to have all her friends boycott the store. Your article about our town has put in print what many pro-educa tion Hyde Parkers have been saying for a long time. There is a conspira cy by a group of arrogant, selfappointed know-it-alls who will apparently stop at nothing to impose their will on the parents and children of our town. I would like to thank you for the courage of Mr. Lines and the conviction of your paper, and for your help in putting a microscope on the actions of this group. Perhaps now the powers that be in the state will take a longer look at Hyde Park and give us the help that the students and their teachers deserve. — Peter E. Nelle Hyde Park
been the object of this powerful groups wrath because of our defense of our children, our school and the former principal. It was such a great feeling reading your article and knowing that the things we know have been happening in Hyde Park were finally investigated and put into print. Hats off to a great a article! It’s great to know that we are not out here alone. — M artha Mullins Hyde Park
munity, with open minds, ready to listen, understand and find some common ground to settle what is an extremely disturbing situation. We need to keep this in perspective. Keep the future of this community in your mind and hearts! THAT IS OUR CHILDREN! We are sup posed to be adults — let’s act that way! — Jean Santa Maria Hyde Park
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As a resident of Hyde Park, I sincerely thank you for the well researched article concerning our school [“A Town Divided,” April 14]. As you may or may not have heard, a faction in the town, which David Lines so accurately por trayed, tried this week to censor people’s ability to obtain your paper in a local store. They resorted to intimidation and threats of retalia tion should the market continue to have Seven Days available. I think that this type of behavior is so indicative of the chasm in the town, and would like to see more report ing from Mr. Lines regarding this issue. Again, thank you for your interest and research of this story.
I am quite overwhelmed with the article on the division in the town of Hyde Park [“A Town Divided,” April 14]. I commend you and your reporter on a job well done. Seeing the facts in black and white, it is not a pretty picture. I have always known the truth hurts. I honesdy believe the things that have happened over the past several years have been the result of what is believed is in the best interest of the school and the community and, of course, the bottom line — TAXES. The results do not show that has happened. The elementary school, which had an enrollment of 300 students three years ago, is now attended by 248 students. According to Tony Lamb, the attorney for the school board, another 6 percent have applied to withdraw next year and another 10 to 13 percent will attend the local parochial school in Morrisville. THAT IS 33 PER CENT LESS IN FOUR YEARS! This alone should speak for how the parents of the town feel about the current situation at the school. The teachers are the same as they were five years ago — dedicated, loving educators. That is what every parent should want for their chil dren! I have two daughters who graduated from what was an excel lent school. I hope everyone involved, even remotely, attended the meeting on Sunday night, and every meeting thereafter — school board meet ings, “healing meetings” — all of them! Let’s work together as a com
W E ARE N O T ALONE Thank you so much for your article on “A Town Divided” [April 14]. It was so good to see in print some of the problems that many of us in Hyde Park have been dealing with for years. O ur family went through many rough years, and has
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O n the W G O P .. .sorry.. .WCAX airwaves Monday evening, Professor Miller’s vitriolic I don’t know about you, but I’m afraid. condemnation of Bernie Sanders as “the worst Absolutely, positively frightened. You know the of political opportunists,” was a real ear-burn feeling? That dreaded tightness in the gut. The er. Most people considered Will and Bernie to one that floats up to tweak the brain’s sense of be on the same side. Once they were. Not any time just enough so that life starts passing in more. slow-motion frames. That’s life these days. One of Monday’s great ironies was Sanders’ The images of the forced Albanian exodus staffer Phil Fiermonte being taunted by a fel from Kosovo, the bridges across the Blue low co-defendant from the Winooski 44 Danube all falling down, and the Trench Coat protest of yore. Both were arrested for unlawful Mafia’s real-life video game are turning me trespass and later acquitted in the 1984 inside out. If you think you’re going mad takeover of Sen. Robert Stafford’s office. Back because you find yourself crying while watch then the issue was U.S. ing the evening news, you are imperialism in Central not alone. Actually, it’s perfectly America. “normal” behavior in these sud Vermont’s independent denly dark days of spring as a socialist, Miller charges, has story of teenage insanity bumps “turned into an imperialist.” a story of grown-up insanity The guy who used to be a from the top of the world news critic of U.S. policy in reports. Central America has sold Just when you’re finally get out, says Miller. “W hat hap ting over the fear of the whole pened is, Bernie became a world wiped out by a monster Democrat.” bug called Y2K, NATO decides Meanwhile, Sanders still it’s time for war games in hasn’t made up his mind Yugoslavia. And just when it about taking on Jim Jeffords starts to sink in that the war in the 2000 U.S. Senate games aren’t games at all, the campaign. You can bet that Columbine killers blast away at Jeffords sure wishes the pro a Colorado high school that testers had chosen his office bears the name of a prairie for their arrest instead of flower so beautiful its petals are Bernie’s. Can’t win ’em all. compared to the wings of a Speaking of Democrats — dove. The dust is slowly settling It actually brought a tiny from a recent public dust-up sense of relief to see the little between two Democrat state rag-tag band of demonstrators B Y P E T E R F R E Y N E senators. It occurred on a marching down the hill recent “Switchboard” on Vermont Public Monday from Universitas Viridis M onth, aka Radio. Bob Kinzel’s guests were Sens. Peter the University of Vermont. And sprinkled Shumlin (D-Windham), the senate president, among the younger protesters were a couple of and John Bloomer (R-Rutland), the minority older ones: Dave Dellinger and UVM philoso leader. phy professor Will Miller, who are old hands About the sixth caller was a “Jean from St. at these things, and St. Michael’s poetry profes George.” Sen. Jean Ankeney (D-Chittenden) sor Greg Delanty, who isn’t. tells Inside Track she was “disturbed” with Sen. Old timers, professors and poets. Damn Shumlin’s support for tax cuts while ignoring intellectuals. Isn’t that always how it starts? child care. “We know now,” she says, “these are Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the most important years in which to invest The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere and get the job done.” Ankeney’s got a bill that The ceremony o f innocence is drowned; would establish a state training program for The best lack all conviction, while the worst child care workers and pay them more than Are fu ll o f passionate intensity. burger flippers. But Shumlin says they just — W.B. Yeats, “The Second Coming,” 1920 can’t find the $7 million to fund it. Shummy also doesn’t like getting “ambushed” by a fellow The passionate intensity was certainly on Democrat on live statewide radio. hand Monday. Ch. 3 will forever cherish the So Shummy Dog, the top dog in the footage of one young man attempting to torch Vermont senate, tells Majority Leader Dick the Stars and Stripes out in front the offices of McCormack (D-Windsor) that it sure would St. Patrick Leahy — and incidentally, Merrill be nice if members of the Democratic caucus Lynch, the IRS, the INS, Kinko’s and Downs refrained from “shooting at each other in pub Rachlin & Martin — a clip we’re likely to see lic.” Shumlin told McCormack to discipline broadcast again and again. The flag, by the Liberal Granny, who celebrates her 77th birth way, didn’t burn. The young man was persuad day this Thursday. ed to put the lighter away, says Delanty. McCormack obliged and sent Ankeney a Besides, it was pretty windy. disciplinary memo in which he informed her Greg Delanty, an acclaimed published poet, he’d been “asked by Shumlin to lecture you was arrested for the very first time in his life sternly about party solidarity and keeping it in Monday evening inside Congressman Bernie the family.” Unfortunately, says Mighty Mac, Sanders’ office. But he says he’s always voted Gov. Howard Dean and Sen. Peter the Great for Bernie and will continue to. He wishes regularly bash fellow Democrats in public. In there could have been civil disobedience at all fact, he says, based on what he heard on the three congressional offices, he says, but not radio, Sen. Shumlin “appears to be running for enough people turned out to fill the ranks. . something by running against Madeleine C'est la vie. Kunin.” The native of Cork City, Ireland, now a He’s right. Shumlin is running for some naturalized U.S. citizen, says he just had to do thing and the former Democrat governor is something. “I feel very strongly about this. The one of his favorite targets. Shummy knocks war is going to get worse,” he says. “This is my Queen Madeleine for her non-sustainable way of saying I don’t agree with this. There spending that lead to a whopping state deficit. have to be ways to communicate without Bad boy. killing people.” “Is it a secret that 10 years ago the governor At present, the Internet appears to be the and the legislature made mistakes?” asks Peter best way to communicate about the war in the Great. “I mean, what world have these folks been living in?” Shummy portrays Yugoslavia. Check out Professor Miller’s home page at www.uvm.edu/^wmiller. It offers infor Ankeney and McCormack as members of “a small left-wing fringe that loses its sanity mation links and a point o f view you don’t see whenever you talk about cutting the income in the U.S. press. Propaganda clogs the air tax. waves and newspapers on both sides. “That’s moderates for you,” counters Information, right now, is a commodity in McCormack. “If you don’t go along with them extremely short supply. The Internet, says they portray you as an extremist.” 0 Miller, is the way around it.
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I Curses, Foiled Again During his first day on the job as a state police dispatcher in Bridgeport, Connecticut, Gregory Zeoli, 23, was being trained to use a computer sys tem that contains records of outstanding arrest warrants. He typed in his own name, and the system immediately identified him as being wanted on a charge o f passing bad checks. After Zeoli was arrest ed on the spot, state police Lt. Ralph Carpenter said, “You'd think he would have known.” • W hen Kenneth Starks, 37, showed up at a Philadelphia garage to case it for a stickup, he was wearing a bright gold coat and spoke to worker Frank Castaldi before leaving. A few minutes later, Starks returned with a mask over his face but still wearing the dis tinctive coat. Castaldi recog nized him, but Starks pointed a gun at him and robbed him. He also stole a car from the garage but neglected to put a license plate on it. A few days later, police stopped the stolen car and arrested Starks, who was convicted of this and a second crime. In the other incident, Starks dropped his identification while robbing a 51-year-old man, according to Assistant District Attorney
Joanne Pescatore, who declared, “Starks is certainly not a rocket scientist.” • A masked gunman who held up a Pizza Hut in Fairfax County, Virginia, neglected to disguise his voice, and the manager recognized him as a 17-year-old employee of the store. The robber entered the store after it had closed when another employee, Christopher Gunn, 19, unlocked the door to leave. The gunman hit the manager over the head, grabbed cash and fled. After the manager had been taken to the hospital, police
inves tigators were questioning Gunn and noting discrepan cies in his story, when the 17year-old suspect arrived to pick up Gunn. Police arrested him and Gunn.
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Worst-Case Scenario Donald Podzka, 48, was driving with a suspended license after four drunken dri ving convictions when he plowed into a car driven by Barbara Harrington in Wareham, Massachusetts. Harrington, the state executive director of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, was on her way home from a MADD meeting. Podzka was immediately arrested. The Boston Herald reported that his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit. Police found four cans of beer near his car, two of them open, and a witness said he saw Podzka frantically hurling beer cans into the woods immediately after the crash.
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old man from Hanover, Germany, who won $2.2 mil lion in the state lottery four years ago, drank himself to death, according to the Bild newspaper. The man, celebrat ed in the popular press as “Lotto Lothar,” died in March from cirrhosis of the liver. His marriage had broken down, but his wife was at his bedside when he died and inherits $1 million. • British school teacher Barbara Rock, 54, lost her bal ance and fell while trying to get rid of a cobweb. After being treated at the hospital for back and pelvis injuries, she returned to her London home. While doing step exer cises on a box as therapy for her injuries, she fell out of a first-floor window, suffered serious head injuries and was taken to the hospital, where she died.
Turnabout Is Fair Play David Haines quit his job as Australia’s longest-serving film censor to make erotic films, beginning with Buffy Goes Down Under. Explaining that after watching so many porn films over the years he knew he could do better, Haines told the London Times the work is enjoyable and
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Something to Say Deaf-mute Truong Van Xa, 32, was being treated for a foot abcess at the Binh Dinh provincial hospital. Dr. Vo Thanh Nhan administered a local anesthetic, but when he made an incision, Xa spoke his first words, screaming that the cut caused him pain. Agence France-Press reported that his vocabulary has expanded since the January incident.
Suspicions Confirmed The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that West Virginia leads the nation in toothless ness. Almost half the people over 65 — 47.9 percent, to be exact — have lost all their teeth, according to CDC researchers. Washington state had the lowest rate, with only 21.5 percent of elderly people reporting having lost all their teeth. Overall, researchers said, tooth loss was greatest among blacks, the uninsured, people 1 with less than a high school education, and smokers. ®
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onference Room A is plain and personality-free: aqua carpeting, blank beige walls, long tables arranged in a square, today with a paper-plate buffet spread of sandwiches, pota to chips and soda. It’s a modest setting, indeed, for the multi-million-dollar deals that go down here at the Agency of Commerce and Community Development in Montpelier. David Coates, a polite and well-connected Burlington busi ness advisor, calls to order the Vermont Economic Progress Council in this drab room — the seven men and two woman are appointed by Gov. Howard Dean to think heavy thoughts about the Vermont economy. Minutes later, the council votes to close its meet ing to the public. The only mem ber of the public in attendance, a newspaper reporter, is asked to leave. For the next five hours VEPC — pronounced “VEP-see” by the relatively few people who’ve even heard of it — screens requests from 15 Vermont companies look ing for hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks. By 4 p.m. the
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neckties are loosened. Empty soda cans and plates litter the confer ence table. The council re-opens its meeting to the public and begins methodically voting on the tax cuts. It’s “Christmas” for business on the fourth Thursday of March, and at every other monthly VEPC meeting. Since the mid-1990s, Vermont has awarded up to $108 million in tax breaks to businesses promising to expand, invest in new equipment or hire new work ers. In economic development par lance the tax breaks are dubbed “incentives,” because they are sup posed to induce companies to expand and create jobs here in Vermont. The numbers alone sug gest these tax breaks will spawn genuine economic expansion and thousands of new jobs. But to the critics, Vermont has been caught in a game of bidding for business with tax dollars, a game big corporations are winning and ordinary taxpayers, who can’t get the same breaks, are losing. The deals are shrouded in so much secrecy, and subject to enough assumption and judgment, that no one can be certain Vermonters are
indeed getting their money’s worth. And now there is concern that VEPC is going too far, giving away too much and awarding tax cuts to businesses that don’t deserve them. An economist hired by the Vermont Legislature to review the program says major manufacturers, chief among them Husky Injection Molding Systems Inc. of Milton, are getting tax breaks the Legislature never intended them to get. Even a chief architect of the law, former Rep. John Freidin (DNew Haven), says the Legislature needs to change the program and put the brakes on VEPC. “You’ve essentially given very substantial financial power to nine private citizens appointed by the governor,” Freidin said. “Is that good public policy? Is it constitu tional?”
owever taxpayers may feel about so-called “corporate welfare,” it is now well established in Vermont law. The rationale? Since Vermont can be a more expensive place to do busi ness than other states — stronger
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environmental protections and higher power costs,: for exam ple — the tax cuts help a company compensate and compete. But the principal reason Vermont offers tax breaks is that it must. Other states use similar credits in cutthroat competition for economic growth. Vermont can’t go call ing to the corporate boardroom without the option of lowering corporate taxes, development experts say. W ith other states offering everything from free buildings to tax-free zones, a company can pick up and leave Vermont for a better deal else where. It’s a bidding war out there, with corporate executives driving up prices like free agents in baseball. “When Tennessee is flying down some of our CEOs to see what they have, that really makes me worried,” said Christopher D ’Elia, VEPC’s executive director. “You’ve got to be able to step up to the plate and compete. And if you don’t, you’re at a competitive disadvantage.” Tax breaks for corporations are now de rigueur across most of America. And that isn’t such good news. After an 18-month investigation by Donald L. Barlett and James B. Steele, Time magazine reported some of the dirtiest secrets about how states are elbowing one another out of the way at a corporate welfare bazaar. “ Times, investigation has established that almost without exception, local and state politi cians have doled out tens of bil lions of taxpayer dollars to busi nesses that are in fact eliminat ing rather than creating jobs. Some of the money has gone to prop up individual companies and avoid the consolidation within industries that an unfet tered market would bring about. Some has been pumped into profitable companies, mak ing them more profitable. Some has been awarded to companies that have threatened to move if they don’t get it. Some has been diverted to businesses that local politicians have somehow divined will be more successful than their competitors. And last, some has gone to entire industries that are shrinking.” Vermont wasn’t mentioned in Times investigation. And even critics agree Vermont’s tax breaks are better than most — although they are not working as some lawmakers had envi sioned. The state’s newest pro gram — the one VEPC runs — came last year with amend ments to Act 60, the state’s edu cation-financing law. It doesn’t actually pay out money from the state treasury. Instead it offers tax credits to qualifying companies that grow by increas ing their payrolls, for example, or by investing in research and development, in workforce training, or in new buildings,
equipment or machinery. Unlike a tax deduction, a tax credit is an outright reduction in taxes owed to the state. The new program, called simply Economic Advancement Tax Incentives (EATI), replaces
tee recently. “And it will make a difference for decades to come.” The fourth and final protec tion is that VEPC is not sup posed to reward business growth that would have occurred anyway. If it does, the
is actually losing tax money it should have pocketed — some where between $7 and $9 mil lion a year — because VEPC in fact did award credits to com panies that would have expand ed without the subsidies.
W ith other states offering everything from free buildings to ta x -fre e zones, o company con pick up ond leove Vermont for o b e tte r d eo l elsew here. an earlier tax credit program, which between 1993 and 1993 awarded 10 companies — including one that subsequently left the state — up to $65.8 million in tax breaks to be spread over a decade. The new law includes four protections that distinguish it from the old one and from those in other states. And understanding the final two dis tinctions is critical to evaluating the latest concerns about the program: First, the new law takes subsidy decisions away from politicians — who might be tempted to please campaign contributors looking for tax breaks — and gives it to VEPC. Second, it requires beneficiaries to meet guidelines that reflect Vermont values. For example, VEPC looks favorably on a company that fills jobs with Vermonters, pays high wages, expands in downtown districts or protects natural resources. Third, VEPC is almost always supposed to reward expansions that over time pro duce a net financial gain to Vermont. All applications are run through a computer model that measures the cost of the tax break against the financial benefits of economic growth. So even though Vermont loses up to $7.2 million from the tax credit granted to software giant IDX Systems Inc. for its South Burlington expansion, the model predicts the state will eventually see a net gain in tax dollars once IDX grows and pays higher sales, payroll and other taxes, and spins off addi tional economic growth. The projected payback on $42 million in tax breaks to 39 applicants awarded through March? A net gain of 4388 new jobs by December 31, 2003 and $54 million in new state tax revenue by December 31, 2002. W ith those kinds of num bers, the program is making “a significant difference not only in the economic landscape of Vermont, but in the lives of many, many Vermonters,” Commerce Secretary Molly Lambert told a Senate commit
council’s claim of a net gain in tax revenue falls apart. Coates, VEPC’s chairman, says the panel is overly cautious in mak ing such determinations. VEPC’s staff first reviews and pre-screens applicants, weeding some out. It requires applicants to certify that the program did indeed induce their growth. Next, it runs the cost-benefit model. And finally, VEPC questions executives, either by phone or in person at its monthly meetings, about whether their growth actually qualifies for the credit. VEPC also works with an economist to make sure the cost-benefit model is run correctly. If a company doesn’t live up to its promises, the Vermont Tax Department has the authority to discontinue or “recapture” its tax breaks. Coates says VEPC takes seriously its duty to safeguard state tax revenues, which are essentially assets of the state. “We really view our role as sort of the portfolio investment managers for the states. We really have fiduciary responsibil ity to the state,” he says, emphasizing that no tax credits are supposed to go to compa nies that would have expanded otherwise. “We know clearly that was the intent of the Legislature and the administra tion. So we really kick the tires on that — some would say probably to a fault.” It would be hard for a tax payer or a state lawmaker to judge VEPC’s decisions, howev er, since the panel reviews applications behind closed doors in order to protect a company’s proprietary tax and business and financial informa tion. The Agency of Commerce and Community Development, which oversees VEPC, denied this reporter’s request for taxcredit applications and costbenefit model results. Furthermore, an economist who analyzed the program for the Legislature says VEPC isn’t “kicking the tires” quite enough. Tom Kavet, who reports to the Legislature’s Joint Fiscal Committee, says the state
Having participated in major decisions about plant and equipment investments, Kavet says he has never known a case in which state or local subsidy was a determining factor. “At this phase of the current business cycle, after nearly eight years of sustained economic expansion and the economy operating at its full capacity, it is hard to believe that none of the EATI projects would have occurred without State subsi dies,” Kavet wrote in a February 19 memorandum to
the Legislature’s Joint Fiscal Committee. “Although it is impossible to conclusively prove, there is compelling evi dence that several o f the larger projects were not dependent upon State subsidies at all.” Husky, for example, was open for business and talking about huge expansions at its plant in Milton before the taxcredit program even existed. In an interview last year about his decisions to locate in Vermont, Husky’s president, Robert Schad, never once mentioned the tax credits and other state subsidies as a factor in his deci sion to come to Vermont. Even when a chief executive does threaten to leave, or says the project won’t go forward with out a tax break, governments can’t really know if it’s true or a bluff. “The public is always in the dark about what the real moti vations of the companies are and what the real bottom line is,” says William Schweke, senior program director at the Corporation for Enterprise Development, a think tank in Washington that studies taxcredit programs as part of its goal of fostering sound ecoContinued on page 10
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nomic development. “The company knows and the public is never going to know.” Kavet pointed out that until recendy, and the publication of his memo, VEPC had never denied a project, although he did note that many would-be appli cants were screened out early on because they clearly failed to meet the laws requirements. He noted that most of the credits
Vermont hos been caught in o gome of bidding for business with tax dollars, o gome big corporations ore winning ond ordinary taxpayers, who can't get the some breaks, ore losing. went to companies in Chitten den County, which has the state’s lowest unemployment rate, while areas with high unemployment — Essex, Orleans, Grand Isle, Franklin and Lamoille counties — have few or no subsidized compa nies. In addition, that big suck ing sound you hear is people from out-of-state moving to Vermont to take jobs at compa nies on the corporate dole. Kavet wrote that while much of the growth would offer highquality jobs to Vermont resi dents, the cost-benefit model estimated that more than half the total jobs created at busi nesses receiving subsidies through February would be filled by “in-migrants” to the state — a point VEPC dis putes. “It’s not to say that Husky and IDX aren’t excellent firms doing very good things for the state,” Kavet said in an inter view. “It’s simply a question of whether the state needs to give away public money to these firms in order for that [growth] to have happened.”
Coates says he is 100 per cent confident that none of the growth would have happened without the tax credits. Coates, one of a group of influential Chittenden County business men with clout in state govern ment — sometimes dubbed the “Burlington Bishops” — says he personally helped recruit Husky to Vermont and was involved in the IDX expansion. He says the possibility of tax credits, even though they didn’t yet exist in state law, were critical to both projects. / “I have no question in my mind,” Coates says. “Absolutely none.” One of the smaller manu facturers getting a tax credit, Hubbardton Forge of Castleton, which manufactures wrought-iron lighting and accessories, did indeed expand and hire more workers as a result of the tax credit, says George Chandler, the compa ny’s owner. Wary about growing in a business climate that rises and falls with home sales and consumer confidence, Chandler says the availability of the pro gram tilted the scales. “It provided the incentive that took us off the fence,” he says. “There’s no question about that.” A 37,000-square-foot expansion at Hubbardton Forge will increase the plant size by 80 percent. That comes with significant overhead costs that take a bite in early years. So the tax credit helps, Chandler said, adding that the company will also hire new workers as it expands. “We’re not going to grow as a business unless we grow in employees.” For now, concerns about the program haven’t set off alarms on the Legislature’s radar screen. But that’s about to change. Aware of Kavet’s memo, the House Ways and Means Committee, where the law originated, plans to take a look at the program in coming weeks. Kavet readily agrees that the tax subsidy program has certainly induced smaller com panies to grow. It’s the subsidies to the larger ones he questions, and he suggests that lawmakers should recognize the potential benefits and risks of the incen tives. “The Act 60 EATI program has been valuable in providing flexible investment incentives to specifically targeted firms and has contributed in many tangi ble and intangible ways to improving and promoting the State’s business image,” he wrote in the memo. “Direct business subsidies such as these, however, are gen erally considered to be among the most expensive ways for a state to achieve such economic development, and this program is no exception.” ®
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By Ruth Horowitz hen Nat Harrison, a single, lesbian mother, moved to Vermont from upstate New York, she chose to live in Underhill be cause she’d heard that the local schools would provide a wel coming environment for her teenage son, Abram. Little did she imagine that, four years later, she would feel compelled to bring discrimination charges against her son’s school district before the Vermont Human Rights Commission. Even more difficult to imagine: that these charges would be based on an event designed to promote tol erance and understanding. At issue was whether a pre sentation to Mt. Mansfield High School students from the gay youth support group O ut right Vermont would have to be “balanced” by a talk from a for merly gay minister. Earlier this week, before the Human Rights Commission had a chance to consider the charges — and after other parents, a gender consultant with the Vermont Department of Education, and this reporter began questioning the school — administrators agreed to allow the Outright talk to go forward on its own. This story has a happy out come — for now. But in a week when national attention has
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been focused on the school shootings in Littleton, Colo rado, and Vermonters have been arguing over the question of same-sex marriage, the contro versy at Mt. Mansfield paints a revealing portrait. Its subject: what can happen when schools try to help kids address issues they are struggling to resolve — and when students challenge the policies handed down by their school administration. Nat Harrison’s charges arose as Abram, a junior at the Jericho Center school and president of its student council, was helping to plan the annual Awareness Week. The event next week will explore the experiences of differ ent minority groups, environ mental concerns, and other top ics. Mt. Mansfields newly formed Gay/Straight Alliance invited Outright Vermont to make a presentation. Abram, a straight member of the Alliance, says that Vice Principal Joseph Corasaniti told his group that Outright could only appear at the school if the organization’s viewpoint was countered by that of an “ex-gay ministry.” Also known as “con version” or “reparative” therapy, ex-gay ministry is a national Christian program that uses prayer, discussion, Bible study and counseling to encourage people seeking to give up a gay lifestyle.
According to Abram, this isn’t the first time Mt. Mansfield administrators have invoked an equal-time requirement for gays. For last year’s Awareness Week, student organizers invited Craig Mitchell, a Burlington deejay and musician, to speak about his experience as a gay man. W hen that happened, Harrison says, Corasaniti stipulated that Mitchell’s perspective be con trasted with that of ex-gay min ister Mark Williams. Corasaniti says he can’t recall how the make-up of last year’s panel was determined. As it turned out, Mitchell canceled his appearance, for per sonal reasons, the day before he was to appear. In the absence of any counter-balancing view point, the school decided not to have Williams speak, either. But the topic o f anti-gay discrimina tion came up at a workshop led by Burlington Rabbi Joshua Chasan. “W hen I started to talk about anti-Semitism, it became clear that the discussion had to be broadened to take in homo sexuality as well,” Chasan recalls. “It’s no accident^that Hitler killed both Jews and homosexuals. Both groups have been the targets of hatred that grows out of fear.” In her charges, Nat Harrison argued that the school’s require
ment was a form of discrimina tion because no other presenters were being subjected to the opposing viewpoint require ment. No one would dream of inviting a white supremacist to
Nat Harrison also contended that “gay conversion” groups promote anti-gay beliefs — an assessment with which Tami Eldridge, executive director of Outright Vermont, concurs. In
erosexual manner, or become celibate.” 'J Eldridge adds that her posi tion on reparative therapy is shared by such mainstream asso ciations as the American
“ I w o u ld n ’t w a n t my c h ild b e in g ta u g h t 1 by a hom osexual. , ’ . — Tut P a rm lyj itte nden East S ch o o l Board m em ber speak at a panel on AfricanAmericans, or of pairing a talk on anti-Semitism with a neoNazi, or even a Jew for Jesus, she reasoned. But Reverend Craig Benson, pastor at Cambridge Unified Church and a co-founder of the four-year-old ex-gay ministry New Journey, doesn’t buy this logic. “We have a consensus that racism is bad, and a reasonable consensus around religious dif ference. When you deal with homosexuality,” he argues, “there are many aspects of the public debate that have not yet been decided.” Abram Harrison counters, “Homosexuals are certainly among the downtrodden in America. A lot of the issues they have to put up with are similar to civil rights issues of the ’60s.”
fact, when Eldridge learned she would be debating an ex-gay minister at this year’s Awareness Day, Eldridge withdrew from the forum as a matter of princi ple. “The entire ex-gay ministry movement is not based on fact,” she asserts. Eldridge argues that repara tive therapy is not only ineffec tive but actually harmful because it holds out hope that changing one’s sexual orienta tion is possible — a supposition she believes simply isn’t so. When the reparative therapy fails, the experience can provoke guilt and anxiety, and deepen depression. “People who claim to change” their sexual identity, she says, “are either deluding themselves, have a bisexual identity to begin with and choose to only behave in a het-
Psychological Association (APA), the American Academy of Pediatrics and the Associa tion of School Psychologists. Benson remains unswayed. “The bottom line is that gay and lesbian behavior is just that — choice-based behavior,” he contends. The reverend refuses to disclose how many coun selors are associated with New Journey, or how many Vermonters they have worked with. But he asserts that about 1500 practicing psychologists belong to the National Association of Reparative Therapy. “It’s an alternative to the APA, [which] doesn’t allow an option for those individuals who want to change.” As for the APA and other
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professional organizations’ con clusions that reparative therapy is bogus, “They’re political statements,” the minister asserts. He suggests that although the APA declared homosexuality untreatable in 1973, psychiatrists still bill patients for treating conditions such as narcissism and gender confusion — conditions he calls elements of homosexuality. “It’s an insurance game,” Benson submits. He believes organiza tions like New Journey should have a voice in the schools in order to counter what he sees as subtle encouragement for teenagers to try out different sexual behaviors. “There’s a tacit push that bisexuality is a good thing to experiment with,” Benson claims, adding that teenagers need “understanding role models and clear teaching about the nature of human sex uality, its responsibilities and consequences.” Outright, ironically, advo cates these same goals. The question is which group’s role models are truly “understand ing,” and what really constitutes “clear teaching about human sexuality.” Tut Parmly, a long-standing member of the Chittenden East School Board and a supporter of the ex-gay ministry approach, would eliminate the topic of homosexuality altogether. “I don’t think it’s appropriate to put it in the schools at all,” he says. “God says that it’s an abomination to him, and I believe that God is right. This is not based on any religion, but according to the standards God has set.” Parmly acknowledges that teenagers need guidance to avoid risky behaviors. But the School Board member main tains that this help should hap pen at home. “The government forces taxes to go up and both parents to work. We have to get the families back together and get the schools out of it,” he contends. Parmly also believes that the schools need to teach “morali ty,” rather than the “immorali ty” they currently promulgate by teaching that homosexuality is an acceptable lifestyle, he says, and by “allowing any employee in the school to be homosexual. I wouldn’t want my child being taught by a homosexual.” Rabbi Chasan, too, would like the schools to help stu dents develop morally, and also bases his belief on religious principles. But Chasan’s defini tion o f morality stands in stark contrast to Parmly’s. “There was a time in this country not too many years ago when the Bible was used to defend racial segregation,” the rabbi points out. “We’re beginning to see how important it is that we
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colonial craft, gunboats, steam boats and horse ferries all litter the bottom of that “silver dag ger from Canada to the heart land of Americas colonies,” as Vermont historian Ralph Nading Hill called it in his book Lake Champlain: Key to Liberty. Borrowing heavily from the title of that seminal work, but adding a contemporary touch and several leagues of impor tant new information, Cohn’s Maritime Museum is preparing an exhibit vital to appreciating, and preserving, one of our region’s most significant out door and cultural resources. “Key to Liberty: The Revolutionary War in the Champlain Valley,” is set to open to the public when the LCMM launches its new sea son next Monday. The exhibit, which pre miered at the U.S. Navy Museum in Washington last winter, covers the critical peri od from 1775 to 1777, when the future of our country was forged in the heat of battles fought on the waters of Lake Champlain. A well-crafted porthole to our past, the dis play is equally effective in focusing attention on the future. The story begins just prior to the signing of the Declara
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ty than his 1 lth-hour sellout could ever undo. Just as “Key to Liberty” , reveals Arnold’s pivotal role on Lake Champlain and in our nation’s history, it highlights the
For those who prefer to remain 15ry while studying lake history, 1 k“Key to Liberty” presents an imprest sive collection of text, pictures, | Ifrideo and artifacts that help trace the 17 boats of the American fchamplain fleet. a the context it provides for this infamous leader’s career. “He did a lot of sacrificing for this cause while he was fighting for it,” Cohn says of the twice-injured Arnold. “He deserves to be reexamined, and that’s what we do.” Reviled for his betrayal at West Point, a closer examina tion of Arnold’s role in the American Revolution reveals a skilled leader and naval tacti cian who bought the colonists much-needed time at the out set of the conflict. From his illfated offensive into Canada to the well-executed escape at Valcour and the master stroke at Saratoga, Arnold clearly did more to help the cause of liber
way nautical archaeology has contributed to our understand ing of the Lake and to our soci ety as a whole. “If you watch TV and the news and say, ‘The goddamned world is going to hell in a handbasket,’ then what are our tools to figure it out better?” asks Cohn, a former criminal lawyer. “I think it’s partially through history and archaeolo gy and the study of society’s past that we can try things on for size in a noncontentious for mat, and then apply those lessons to how we live today.” Beyond the broad horizon of history, nautical archaeology on Lake Champlain has provid ed some concrete lessons as well
as outdoor recreational oppor tunities for Lake Champlain basin residents. The discovefy of the remains of the canal-sail ing General Butler and the Burlington Bay Horse Ferry, for instance, remind us of long-for gotten technologies. Both wrecks, situated not far from the Burlington breakwater, can be visited by divers as part of the pioneering Underwater Historic Preserve System on Lake Champlain. But for those who prefer to remain dry while studying lake history, “Key to Liberty” pre sents an impressive collection of text, pictures, video, replicas and artifacts that help trace the 17 boats of the American Champlain fleet. One of the most enlightening elements of the exhibit is a short video, A Tale o f Three Gunboats, which shows underwater footage of the last undiscovered Arnold gunboat in Lake Champlain. Sitting completely intact and upright, as if under sail, the boat was discovered in 1997 as part of a LCMM lakewide sonar survey. “W ith today’s technology, finding a historic shipwreck is the easy part,” Cohn admits. The challenge, he suggests, is what to do with these sunken treasures. “We didn’t grow up think ing of submerged cultural
resources as ‘something.’ They were ‘shipwrecks’ and guys with earrings or whatever went out and plundered them. And that was great because it was swash buckling and exciting, and we never really thought about what the pros and cons o f that were,” says Cohn, who wouldn’t be entirely miscast in Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates o f Penzance himself. Most scientists, and the museum, have traditionally favored studying wrecks in situ — largely because of the high costs and risks of removing an ancient boat from its resting place. But the balance in Lake Champlain has been upset by the recent invasion of non native zebra mussels. “They’re encrusting the shipwrecks, and we fear they’re destabilizing them,” Cohn laments. W ith the preservation of the Arnold gunboat and other sen sitive shipwrecks in the balance, the LCMM is asking “Key to Liberty” visitors for input on how to manage this public resource. Appropriately enough, the question seems to be: “At what price Liberty?” ® For information on the Lake Champlain M aritime Museum, or the Benedict Arnold gunboat management plan, call 4752022.
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e all know that actors have egos. But when we buy a theater tick et, don’t we assume the ’tudes will be put aside for our sake? The artist’s temperament itself takes center stage in the dou ble-bill performance of Mozart’s comic opera The Impresario and Jerome Kilty’s two-act drama Dear Liar, staged collaboratively by Vermont Opera Company and Lost Nation Theater. Far from shining an unflattering light on the petulance and pomposi ty endemic to theater life, the results play like good jokes — the kind that poke fun at the teller along with everyone else. And as the old proverb has it, the jokes make holes through which the truth can whistle. The Impresario, by far the lighter of the two, is something of a warm-up act. Roughly 30 minutes long, the piece updates the first act of Mozart’s satire Der Schauspiel-direktor with a 1920s setting and English translation by Geoffrey Dunn. The story unfolds initially as a straight play. The titular impre sario Mr. Cash, played by tenor Tim Tavcar, finds himself in a
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two enormous talents for his play. Had “La Warblewell” not arrived so early, he might have gotten away with it. The stage is set for a dueling-sopranos catfight, with Cash caught in the middle. From this point on, the play is sung — and very well. Jablow and Richardson sing with the gusto of professionals intent on outshining each other, and they can be wicked ly funny. W hen Warblewell sings, “I am the star of my profession/For I have reached the top-most peak,” Heartmelt^ responds, “I must endorse your shy confession/Your face and voice are quite unique.” T '4 O f the three stars, Tavcar shines most brightly. While he does not command the vocal presence of the sopranos, his ^ less-polished delivery seems right in character. Pink with anxiety as he scurries about trying to keep the production from falling apart before him, he evokes
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fully realized perfor mances, moving seamless ly along the work’s emotion al spectrum. H olt is restrained in his use of the Irishman’s rolling V s,” and his painstak ingly direct manner of speech is warmly offset by MacMillan’s proper English, colored with ironic tones sug gesting she is neither intimi dated nor impressed by her “Joey.” And yet she could dote on him, yearn for him. The formidable Shaw, in rare moments of vulnerability, could pine for her. The actors’ physical attrib utes, in part the work of cos tume designer Cora Fauser, enhance these portrayals. H olt’s Shaw is slender and severe in his brown pin-striped suit and graying beard; he spends a fair amount of the play sternly pac ing, as if commanding troops. By contrast, Campbell’s MacMillan is a zaftig vision, a serene and smiling light of hope. Unlike the oft-produced epistolary drama Love Letters, by American playwright A.R. Gurney, Dear Liar brings Shaw and Campbell together to enact their words. Kilty’s script also has them intermittently narrat ing events directly to the audi ence. Director Danielle Sertz describes the action as a “dance,” as most courtships are, requiring a “choreography” of the actors’ close movements with words composed at great distances. The effect is an in-
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deals with a transcultural quest for spiritual truth, combining singing, read ing, instrumentation and movement in what might be called a performance prayer. In truth, though, not all Monk’s compositions are word less, and when she chooses words, she chooses well. “A Celebration Service” incorpo rates Buddhist, Hasidic, Native American, Sufi and Christian text — spanning centuries and cultures in a single work. In its entirety “Celebration” is a devo tional act in which devotion knows no, and all, religions. Intermingled with the spiritual texts are musical selections from some of Monk’s other works over nearly three decades. One of the sections with words is an “Osage Woman’s Initiation Song” from the early 20th century. Its first and last lines serve to illustrate Monk’s measured, earth-centered aes thetic: I have made a footprint, a sacred one... I have made a foot print, I live in the light o f day.
By Pamela Polston eredith Monk is a singer without words, but she’s managed to say so much in her 30-yearsplus as a performer that critics call her an American original, a maverick, a genius. Her list of honors alone is breathtaking, including two Guggenheim Fellowships, a MacArthur Foundation award, a Brandeis Creative Arts Award, three Obies, 16 ASCAP Awards, and heaps of other awards most of us have never even heard of. Oh, and a couple of honorary doctorates. All this for making music out of nonsense syllables? Not quite: She is also a composer, dancer, choreographer and film
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maker. And her own voice is a thing of wonder: three octaves, from E flat below middle C to high E. Monk’s repertoire might be considered a grown up extension of the vocal play of a baby discovering her voice, a lifelong fascination with its sound and feel and textures, its force and subtlety, its fleeting nature. W hat Monk has done is to recognize that the human voice is as elemental, and as powerful, as the wind. In her two-year-old “A Celebration Service,” presented by the Flynn Theatre at St. Michael’s Chapel this Saturday, Monk and her Vocal Ensemble demonstrate with oohs, aahs, hums, swoops, whispers and clicks that vocal sound itself is a pre-verbal language. The work
onk was born to be a musician; a fascina tion with sound is simply in her genes. Her great grandfather was a well-known cantor in Moscow; her grand parents, musicians both, founded the Zellman Conservatory of Music in New York; her mother was a radio chanteuse whose “stage” name was Audrey Marsh. Monk began to study piano at age three, but, rather than giving her classical lessons, her m oth er signed Monk up for eurhythmies, where she learned musical expression through movement and improvisation. Her musical education contin ued even on family vacations — they all sang three-part har monies in the car. It wasn’t long after Monk graduated from Sarah
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ance,” she said in an interview printed in the liner notes for Volcano Songs (ECM, 1997). Though it is not in “A Celebration Service,” a simple piece on Volcano Songs might have fit in: It is a poem written by the 11-year-old daughter of a friend and set to music. “Three Heavens and Hells” speaks of the dual afterlife pos sibilities for people, animals and things, without describing what they are. “W hat do the three heavens and hells look like?” the girl’s mother asked her. “They are all the same,” she replied. Those two lines were incorporated into the poem, which Monk said she found “funny and profound at the same time.” Those qualities — humor, profundity and a Zen-like appreciation for the mysteries and miracles of life — could sum up M onk’s musical philos ophy. You might even call it Monklike. (Z)
Lawrence College in 1964 that she began to make her mark. Her degree incorporating music, dance and theater led four years later to founding The House, a company devot ed to interdisciplinary perfor mance. Pioneering site-specific works — such as 1969’s Juice: A Theater Cantata in 3 Installments, for the Guggen heim Museum — and ground breaking recordings, most of these on the ECM New Series label, followed. Her works have been critically acclaimed worldwide — though in their wake swim hordes of listeners who fail to grasp her sonic buoy. Not limited to stage and studio, Monk also has made films, including the award winning Ellis Island (1981), her first feature, Book o f Days (1988), which was aired on PBS, and the more recent American Archeology #1: Roosevelt Island (1994). In 1978, Monk founded her Vocal Ensemble to focus on her innovative musical compositions. Her body of work has consistently plumbed the emotional and spiritual depths of spare, raw vocal sound and has developed its own musical vocabulary. Yet with each new work, Monk has said, she feels like she’s starting from scratch. “Getting down to the bone is part of the process of creating every piece, and that means trying to dig down to essential human utter
Meredith M onk w ill speak on her process in a Meet-theA rtist Session Friday, A pril 30, 5:30-7p.m . a t St. M ichael’s College Chapel, Upper Room. Saturday, M ay 1, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m ., M onk’s Ensemble members w ill lead a “M onk M odel” work shop “exploring texture, gesture, image, character, landscape, rhythm, timbre and performance as a vehicle fo r spiritual trans form ation, ” open to all levels. $12 ($10 advance). Call 6524500fo r location and to register.
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PRODIGAL SON You want sensitive-guy balladry, he does that. Incisive commentary more your thing? He does that, too. Environmentalist/musician Michael Veitch spent nearly four decades in southern Vermont before relocating to Brooklyn, and a fortuitous duet with Shawn Colvin ushered the masterful song writer into national limelight. Veitch returns to Burlington Coffeehouse for a concert this Saturday.
ON THE PADDY WAGON Between the politics and the tinwhistle and the lyrics drenched in the Troubles, you'd swear Scott M.X. Turner and The Devil's Advocates were Irish. Nope, this quartet is from Brooklyn, but Turner's got his Eire up for sure, and his music borrows a page from The Pogues. The songs on Snipers in Derelict
Houses make U2 look tame — and proceeds of the CD go to a human rights organization in Derry. It's a different set of tunes for 242 Main: Turner and his Advocates strike up the bodhran this Friday. With Helicopter Helicopter, The Implants and Adrenaline.
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CLYDE STATS (jazz). Windjammer, 5 p.m. NC. THE IMPLANTS, HELICOPTER HELICOPTER, SCOTT M.X. TURNER & THE DEVIL'S ADVO CATES, ADRENALINE (alt-rock, political rock, indie), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $5. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Last Chance Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. ERIC BRENNER (acoustic), 135 Pearl, 6 p.m., N C, followed by EVOLUTION (DJ Craig Mitchell), 10 p.m. $5. CHERYL WHEELER (singer-song writer), Unitarian Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. CONSTRUCTION JOE (alt-coun try), Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 8 p.m. $6. UNCLE JIM & THE TWINS (acou stic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. BILLINGS BREW BAND (jazz-rock), Manhattan Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY (jazz), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. CAT'S MEOW (women’s a cappella), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $5, followed by U.N.I. (reggae), 10 p.m. $5. THE NATURALS (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. '8 0 S NIGHT (DJ Psychotrope), Club Extreme, 9 p.m. NC. JEANNIE MEIKE (pop-rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT (Butch, Dubee, BWyse; hip-hop, r&b, dancehall), Chicken Bone Cafe, 10 p.m. $2. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m. $8. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. BAD HORSEY (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. DEREK TRUCKS BAND, MIRA
NC. KARAOKE NIGHT, Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. SOLOMONIC SOUND SYSTEM (reggae DJ), J.P’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/D. DAVIS, Cactus Cafe, 9 p.m. NC. THE BIG BOYS (jazz/soul), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30
p.m. NC. CHERRY P0PPIN' DADDIES, LARRYLAND (swing, alt-rock), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $18/20. DAVE ABAIR BAND (rock), Trackside Tavern, 8 p.m. NC. GUY C0LASACC0 (singer-song writer), Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE (acoustic), Daily Bread Bakery, 7:30 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE, Swany’s, 9 p.m. NC. DJ & KARAOKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. TREACHEROUS GROOVES (bass & drums DJ), Emerald City Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/7. KARAOKE, Danny’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC.
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CLE ORCHESTRA (blues, groove), Higher Ground, 10 p.m. $7. RUSS & CO. (rock), Champion’s, 9 p.m. NC. RICK GUEST BAND (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), Tavern, Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. DANCIN' DEAN (country; line danc ing), Cobbwebb, 7:30 p.m. $5. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim’s Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Franny O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. THE MIGHTY MIGHTY B0SST0NES, H20, THE SH0DS (punk-ska), Pepin Gym, Middlebury College, 9 p.m. $10/15. QUADRA (classic rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. JASON BERGMAN (violinist; swing/blues), Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $7.50. JAMIE LEE & THE RATTLERS (country-rock), Rusty Nail, 8:30 p.m. $5. COLIN HAY, CHIN HO! (former singer of Men at Work; altrock), Emerald City Nightclub, 9 p.m. $10/14.
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KIDS' PLAY? Given the Littleton headlines now competing for front-page space with news from Kosovo, I’d like to give the lion’s share of this week’s column to Cheryl Wheeler. The singer-songwriter, performing at Burlington’s Unitarian Universalist Church this Friday, has long been outspoken about gun control, as “If It Were Up to Me” demonstrates. W hen Rounder Records released the single in February, it pledged to donate $5 to the Center for the Prevention of Handgun Violence for every time the song was played on AAA radio for one month. This week, following the mass murders at a suburban Denver high school, the campaign was renewed — a station there has been playing the song every two hours for a week. I’ll let the song, reprinted with permission here, speak for itself.
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(self-released CD) — Central Vermont’s Organic Groove Farmers play ’grass that’s not really blue or new, but somewhere in between. They twist the trad string band sound with subtly incorporated electric guitar, percussion and some quirky arrangements. Their soon-to-be-released, self-produced, eponymously titled CD is kind of a mixed bag, showing them at their best and their worst — sometimes in the same song. O GF fea tures Justin Brereton on lead guitar and vocals, Brian Connell on acoustic, harp and vocals, Patrick Connell on banjo and backing vocals, Jon Exall on washboard, percussion and backing vocals, and Billy Moschella on basses. Playing and production on OGF are generally solid, but — perhaps due to my alwayscranked treble control — the sometimes overly busy percussion tracks seem mixed obtrusively loud. Stand-out cuts include the opener, “My Crying Eyes,” with fine banjo work, the straight ahead country of “Going Back to Georgia,” and the frantic “Dixie Hoedown.” The latter two feature special guest Gordon Stone on pedal steel and dobro, respectively, and another broth er, Tim Connell, contributes some nice mandolin playing on “Hoedown” as well. My biggest problem with this record is the lead vocals. I miss those loud, high and lonesome harmonies, and lead singers Brereton and Connell both sound a little wob bly and restrained. OGF sing well together, as demonstrated by several a cappella interludes. But they could really use a stand out lead singer. The organic grooves these guys grow often start off a bit ragged, but always tighten up as the songs progress. I appreciate O G F’s curveballs, and their inclination to mess with tradition. Thankfully, they’re a lot closer to Del McCoury than Bela Fleck. If you go organic, you gotta expect a few weeds, but I expect a bumper crop in O G F’s future. — Paul Gibson
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Buzzview is taking a break for the summer. Get ready to review next fall! RANDOM ASSOCIATION, CLUB METRONOME, BURLINGTON, APRIL 18: An original cover band might sound like an oxy moron, but not when the "band" consists of seven extremely talented voices that perform a cappella arrangements of previ ously recorded material. On Sunday, April 18, at Club Metronome, Random Association did songs from Sting to Sade and Sarah McLachlan to Stephen Stills — apparently stuck in the ”s" section of someone's songbook — with a sound that this group can truly call its own. It was as if The Persuasions got together with Bobby McFerrin and developed a set list from Billboards Top-10 lists. A random association if ever there was ' — Allan Nichols BAD HORSEY (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. NOBBY REED PROJECT,
(blues, jump blues/swing), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $5. RUSS & CO. (rock), Champion’s, 9 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Backstage Pub, 8:30 p.m. $2. RICK GUEST BAND (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DURANGO (country; round & square dancing), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12. LVIE M USIC (acoustic), Boonys, 7 p.m. NC. B L 00 Z 0 T 0 M Y
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(reggae), Rusty Nail, 8:30 p.m. $5. THE SPIDERS (rock), Nightspot Outback, 9 p.m. NC.
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■ We all know what happened between Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Or do we? W hat about their relationship after the apple? Only God and Deborah Lubar have the answers to these probing questions. In Lubar s one-act play Eve’s Version, Lubar portrays an aging first first lady in a comical look way back in time. The performance benefits Healing Legacies, an organization dedicated to promoting art for and by breast cancer survivors. Thursday, A pril 29. Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington, 7 p.m . $12-15. Info, 453-5370.
murder, she wrote: Jean Harris made headlines in the ’80s when she was convicted of killing Scarsdale diet doctor Herman Tarnower. If she has her way, she’ll make headlines again — this time for exposing the realities of prison life for women with children. Harris chronicled those conditions in her 1986 book, Stranger in Two Worlds. At an upcoming lecture, she explains why educating the kids of incarcerated moms is important. “Otherwise,” she says, “the cycle of ignorance feeds on itself and goes round and round.” Thursday, April 29. Kirk Alum ni Center, M iddlebury College, 8 p.m . Free. Info, 443-5937.
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As if packing to leave your childhood home weren’t hard enough. In Vermont filmmaker Nora Jacobson’s first dramatic feature, M y Mother Early Lovers, a character discov ers her deceased mother’s journal — and a secret that takes her on a wild journey into a dark past. The truths uncovered, she realizes, must be brought to light before she and her family can truly move on. Based on an autobiographical memoir by Vermont author Sybil Smith, the film mines the talents of local actors Sue Ball, Rusty Dewees and George Woodard. Saturday, A p ril30 toTuesday, M ay 6. Hoyts Nickelodeon, Burlington. See “talking pictures”fo r review and film times. Info, 863-9515-
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• Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘FESTIVAL O F N E W M U S IC S ’: Virtuoso Margaret Lancaster performs Stockhausen, Polansky and Lyon on flute and piccolo. See “to do” list, this issue. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6 03-646-2422.
dance ‘T H E N E IG H B O R H O O D PRO JECT’: Hannah D ennison explores issues o f urban developm ent, displacement and “hom e” in this dance- theater performance. Burlington Square Mall, noon. Free. Info, 864-4705. D A N C E S OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditate through m ovement in simple cir cle dances and group chants from around the world. Vermont College, Montpelier, 7-9:30 p.m. Donations. Register, 6 58-2447.
drama ‘SYLVIA’: Northern Stage mounts A.R. Gurneys poignant cmedy about an adopted pet that comes between a husband and wife. Briggs Opera House, W hite River Jet., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 2 9 6 -7 0 0 0 . ‘EL EA N O R ROOSEVELT’: Elena Dodd plays the spirited wife o f President Franklin Delano Roosevelt in a solo char acter study. Middlebury Union High School, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 382-1253.
film ‘IN JEST’: Jay Craven directs the first teen-scripted and teen-acted “vegetarian com edy” from Fledgling Films. Savoy, Montpelier, 6:30 & 8:30 p.m. $6.50. Info, 2 23-0050. S H O R T FILMS: A Brooklyn baker kneads love in Part o f Your Loving, a cor porate type tells his cautionary life’s story in A n A cquired Taste and a family copes with D ow n Syndrome in the documentary Then Came John. Golden Eagle Resort, Stowe, 7:45 p.m. Donations. Info, 2 53-8358. ‘G O D S A N D M O N S T E R S ’: Director Bill Condon’s 1998 drama explores the com plex relationship between a gay man
and his straight gardener. Rutland Plaza Movieplex, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 775-5413. in ‘LATCHO D R O M ’: Algerian-born docu mentary filmmaker Tony G atlif follows Gypsy culture across time and place. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 6:4 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603-6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .
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the shock of the new: If the publicity photo o f flutist Margaret Lancaster is any indication, Dartmouth College’s upcoming Festival o f New Musics will live up to its ear-opening promise. The annual showcase features new compositions by college faculty and students, as well as work by guest artists like Lancaster, a flute and piccolo virtu oso. Gives new meaning to the term “fore play.” The concert also features faculty member Kui Dongs critically acclaimed composition Pangu’s Song. Wednesday, A pril 28. Faulkner Recital Hall, 12:30p.m . Free. Thursday, A pril 29. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m . $7. Info, 603-646-2422.
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someone else’s moccasins. At an upcoming walk, striders trace the route that area homeless people follow in search of food, services and shelter in Burlington. The event is sponsored by the Committee on Temporary Shelter — COTS, for short — a private, nonprofit agency providing emergency shelter and services to more than 1,000 people each year. The recipient o f a 1998 “Best Practices” award from the U.S. Conferences o f Mayors, COTS hopes to see at least 1,500 take to the streets. Sunday, May 2. M eet a t St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 2 -5 p.m . Donations. Register, 864-7402.
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words POETRY READING : Local poets Doug Currier, Deborah Straw, Barbara Murphy and Antonia Clark share their words o f wisdom at C om m unity College o f Vermont, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422. Y2K A N D Y -O -U ’: Author Derm ot McGuigan discusses his book on the digi tal dilemma at Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684. Ra l p h w a l d o Em e r s o n d i s c u s s i o n : Literature profs interpret the poet’s historic and “substantial” com mencement daress. Starr Library, Middlebury College, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5502.
kids SONG A N D STORYTIM E: T he under:hree crowd drops in for tunes and tales. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. STORYTIME: Four- and five-year-olds :njoy stories, songs, finger plays and crafts. >outh Burlington C om m unity Library, U a.m. Free. Register, 652-7080. STORIES: Little listeners hear stories, nack and make crafts at the Childrens ’ages, W inooski, 10 a.m. Free. Info, >55-1537.
etc JERMONT A D U L T LEARNING CEN FER: Adult learners drop in to brush up n reading, writing and math skills. H .O . ^heeler School, Burlington, 8:30-11:30 •m. Free. Info, 8 64-0377 IO M EO W NERSH IP O RIEN TA T IO N : otential buyers learn how to shop — and ay — for a hom e with the help o f the urlington C om m unity Land Trust, noon.
Free. Register, 6 60-0642. GLOBAL W ARM ING LECTURE: A senior official with the United States Global Change Research Program exam ines “T h e Increasing Effects o f Human Activities on Clim ate.” G eonom ics Center, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5210. MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS W O R K SH O P: People diagnosed within the past two years convene with doctors and patients to share insights on the changes ahead. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 800-344-4867. ‘EM BRACING O U R BO D IE S, EM BRACING OURSELVES’: Women get tips on slowing down to refresh tired bodies and minds at the Burgess Assembly, Fletcher Allen Healthcare, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2278. C RIM E V IC TIM S AWARDS CEREM ONY: Victim advocates get recog nition along with survivors who have spo ken out. N oble Hall Lounge, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Register, 865-7790.
9 ursday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘FESTIVAL O F N E W M U S IC S ’: See April 28. Faculty, grad students and guest composers split the bill at Spaulding Auditorium, H opkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m . $7. Info, 6 03-646-2422.
TRAGICALLY HIP: The stream-of-consciousness rockers materialize to support their new release, Phantom Power. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 8 p.m. $23.50. Info, 863-5966. U V M PERCUSSIO N ENSEMBLE: Students strike a multicultural chord with Paul H alleys Song fo r the World U V M Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7774. C H A M B ER W IN D RECITAL: T he stu dent ensemble blows through works by Sussato, Handel, Haydn, Wagner and Holst. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1239.
dance C O N T R A DANCE: Chip Hedler calls for the Last Elm String Band at this high-step ping happening. Dance Studio, Patrick Gymnasium, U V M , Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-6653.
drama ‘SYLVIA’: See April 28. ‘ELEANO R ROOSEVELT’: See April 28. Shelburne Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2694. ‘CRAZY FOR Y O U ’: Lyric Theatre mounts Ken Ludwigs Tony-winning W ild West adaptation o f George and Ira Gershwins’ 1930 musical-comedy Girl Crazy. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14-19. Info, 863-5966. ‘EM MA’ A U D IT IO N S: The theater department seeks actors o f all ages, races and cultures for a fall stage adaptation o f Jane Austen’s classic novel. Royall Tyler Theatre, U V M , Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0088. ‘EVE’S V E R SIO N ’: Deborah Lubar por trays an aging Eve recalling what really
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happened in the Garden o f Eden. See “to do” list, this issue. Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington, 7 p.m. $ 1 2-15. Info, 4 5 3-5370. ‘GREASE’: High-schoolers play their teen forbears in the Fonz-flavored ’50sera musical. Essex High School, 7:30 p.m . $5. Info, 878-0236. ‘A M O N T H IN T H E C O U N T R Y ’: Student players plumb the psychologi cal depths o f Ivan Turgenev’s pre-Freud take on human desire. Studio Theatre, Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m . $4. info, 443-6433. T H E IM PRESARIO’ A N D ‘DEAR LIAR’: Vermont Opera and Lost Nation Theater team up for a double-bill perfor mance o f Mozarts satirical opera and Jerome Kilty’s comedy chronicling the correspondence o f playwright George Bernard Shaw. See review, this issue. City Hall Theater, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 229 -0 4 9 2 .
film ‘IN JEST’: See April 28. M E R E D IT H M O N K FILMS: The artist’s award-winning Book o f Days links the M iddle and modern ages. Ellis Island relives the turn-of-the-century immigrant experience. Fleming Museum, U V M , Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 6 5 2 -4 5 0 0 . ‘T H E CRUCIBLE’: Young girls caught in a heathen ritual touch o ff a witchhunting frenzy in their early N ew England town. T he film version o f the anti-McCarthy allegory shows in Loew Auditorium, H ood M useum o f Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 6 0 3 -646-2422.
art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. IN STALLATIO N ART TALK: Charlotte Hastings covers the genesis o f “installation art” in America before an analysis o f her own work. T.W. W ood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8743.
words C H RIS BOHJALIAN: T he Oprahanointed author o f M idw ives discusses his latest novel, The L a w o f Similars. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229 -0 7 7 4 . RO BERT STE PT O : T he poet tests the waters with a reading from his new col lection, Blue as the Lake. John Dew ey Lounge, U V M , Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6 5 6 -3 0 5 6 . POETRY W O R K SH O P: Author Clara
Yu gets reflective about her new volume o f verse, To the Interior. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7523.
kids STO RYTIM E & CRAFTS: Cultural activities keep three- to six-year-olds occupied at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘N E W TITL ES’ STORY TIME: Kids four and older learn about the chal lenge o f chatting with a reading o f Hooway fo r Wodney Wat, by Helen Lester. Barnes & N oble, S. Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. PARENTS A N O N Y M O U S : Parents gather for support and assistance around the challenges o f childrearing. Babysitting goes with the program at two meetings in Burlington and M ilton, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-4014. STORY H O U R : Young readers learn from lighthearted literature in a coun try setting. Flying Pig Children’s Books, Charlotte, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-2600.
sport ‘YO G A FO R PARENTS’: A starting stretch helps parents limber up for the day ahead. H .O . Wheeler School, Burlington, 9:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 864- 0377. W O M E N ’S RUGBY: The Burlington Rugby Football Club invites beginning and veteran scrummers to spring train ing. Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3529.
M EDICAL H ISTO RY LECTURE: Vermont State Naturalist Charles Johnson shares his read on “Louis Agassiz: A Doctor Very Far Afield.” Given Building, U V M , Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-2540. DATE RAPE PRESENTATION: Survivor and national spokesperson Katie Koestner hosts a screening o f the docudrama inspired by her own sexual assault. M cCullough Hall, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937. ‘W O M E N A N D T H E PRISO N SYSTEM ’: Convicted killer Jean Harris, author o f Stranger in Two Worlds, tells o f a life behind bars. See “to do” list, this issue. Kirk Alumni Center, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937. ENV IRO NM ENTAL STU D IES SERIES: Shelburne Farms Director Alec Webb takes listeners on an oral tour o f the storied estate. Annex Lounge, Gifford Hall, Middlebury College, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5210. G L B T Q S U PPO R T GRO UP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning youth make new friends and get support. Outright Central Vermont, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428. EM O T IO N S A N O N Y M O U S: W omen suffering from depression, anx iety or any other mental or emotional problem find sorority in this 12-step support group. Seneca Center, Champlain Mill, W inooski, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.
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CHERYL WHEELER: Expect melodies with a message from the folk diva in a benefit concert for the Peace & Justice Center. Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $16-20. Info, 863-8326. M IG H T Y M IG H T Y BO SSTO NES: Boston’s ska-punk sensations and spe cial guests H 20 and T he Shods play the Pepin Gymnasium, Middlebury College, 9 p.m. $15. Info, 443-4706. • ANAIS MITCHELL: The local folk singer-songwriter gets into an original groove at Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 4 53-5684. M IDDLEBURY COLLEGE ORCHESTRA: Evan Bennett leads student musicians in a rousing spring sound sesssion. Concert Hall, Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 4 43-6433. TALENT SHOW : T he com m unity turns out its hidden talents in a “Mud Season” medley. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 728-9878.
dance C O N T R A DANCE: Patrick M cCullough calls for Laura Markowicz, John D unlop and Adam Bates at this neighborly night out. Jericho Com m unity Center, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 658-4651. D A N C E CO NCERT: Choreographer Betsey McCall presents an eveninglength concert o f new work influenced by her semester abroad in London. Dance Theatre, Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-6433.
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V E R M O N T A D U L T LEARNING CENTER: See April 28. A N D R E I C O D R E SC U TALK- The public radio commentator and author recounts “The Wages o f Relentless Travels” in Cuba and his native Romania. Twilight Hall, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198. CARO LINE F U N D BENEFIT: Jazz tunes and plain talk from Burlington Police C h ief Alana Ennis raise aware ness and funds for wom en on the road to independence. Nectar’s, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4848. SISTER C ITY PRESENTATION: Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle leads this video sampler and discussion o f a recent trip to Puerto Cabezas, Nicaragua. Burlington Com m unity Boathouse, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865- 4074.
friday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ET H O S PERCUSSIO N GROUP: The ensemble promotes the percussive arts on instruments from around the world. U V M Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 656-4455. SISTERS LEMAY: Drag queens Amber and Margaurite have their gay way with the Disney songbook. Proceeds raise m oney for Pride Day. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 9 p.m. $5. Info, 863-2343. M E R ED ITH M O N K RECEPTIO N: Meet the pioneering vocal artist and members o f her ensemble before an area performance. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.
‘CRAZY FOR Y O U ’: See April 29. ‘GREASE’: See April 29. ‘A M O N T H IN T H E C O U N T R Y ’: See April 29. ‘T H E IM PRESARIO ’ A N D ‘DEAR LIAR’: See April 29. ‘SYLVIA’: See April 28. ‘A LICE IN W O N D E R L A N D ’: Highschoolers stage this adaptation o f Lewis Carroll’s surreal journey through the looking glass. Mann Hall Auditorium, Trinity College, Burlington, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 863-5966. ‘T H R E E P O ST C A R D S’: The Middlebury C om m unity Players stage this “free-form musical” about old friends reuniting in a N ew York restau rant. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 388-3345. LAZER VAUDEVILLE: Blacldights, acrobatics and the first woman interna tional juggling champion make for a
magical, illusion-filled show. Mill River Union H igh School, N . Clarendon, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 7 75-5413. ‘G O DSPELL’: T he gospel according to M atthew comes to musical life when the Barre Players stage this Bible-based rock opera. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $11. Info, 4 76-8188.
film M E R E D IT H M O N K FILMS: See April 29. ‘MY M O T H E R ’S EARLY LOVERS’: Family secrets propel the plot in this Vermont-made feature reminiscent o f Bridges o f M adison County. See “film listings” for times, and “to do” list, this issue. Hoyts N ickelodeon, Burlington. Info, 863-9515. ‘M O U SE T R A P ’: Agatha Christie’s murder mystery takes com ic turns as English inn guests try to guess who among them “dunnit.” Haskell Opera H ouse, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 334 -8 1 4 5 . ‘STRAWBERRY FIELDS’: Director Rea Tajiri follows the struggles o f a Japanese teenager whose parents were interned during the last World War. Loew Auditorium, H ood Museum o f Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .
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etc E M O T IO N S A N O N Y M O U S : See April 29. This co-ed section welcomes men. NATURAL H ISTO RY WALK: Botany prof Michelle Panattiere leads a watch ful wander to welcom e back spring
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1 Saturday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” SISTERS LEMAY: See April 30. TALENT SHOW : See April 30. DAY O F PERCUSSIO N: Percussive profs convene with local and national musicians to review the state o f rhythm in Vermont and beyond. U V M Recital Hall, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. ‘T H E M O N K M O DEL’ W O R K SH O P: Explore the “body as instru m ent” and performance as spiritual transformation at this multidisciplinary session based on the work o f Meredith M onk. U V M Dance Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $12. Register, 863-5966. M E R E D IT H M O N K : The MacArthur Award-winning artist sings spiritual gems in a culture-spanning “celebration service” accompanied by her singers, dancers, readers and musicians. See article, this issue. St. Michael’s College Chapel, 8 p.m. $15-21. Info, 863-5966. CO NCERTATO SING ERS : The Dartmouth College chamber chorus sings Mozart, Billings, Brahms, Grieg, Rachmaninoff, Desormier and Part. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 223-4075. ‘D A R T M O U T H COLLEGE G O SPEL C H O IR ’: Students sing hymns and hip-hop with equal ecstasy. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 4 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.
dance D A N C E CO NCERT: See April 30. C O M M U N IT Y M O V E M E N T JAM: Get moving on May Day. Bring your body, soul, voice and instruments to Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burling ton, 3-5 p.m. $5. Info, 878-6373. BALLROOM DANCE: A one-hour lesson for first-time fox trotters kicks o ff an enchanted evening with the Mad River Ballroom Dance Club. Waitsfield Elementary School, 7:30-11 p.m. $8. Info, 496-4837. SW IN G DANCE: Coordinated cou ples, and singles, step out for a monthly swing session. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 8-11 p.m. Free. Info, 476-5394. C O N T R A D ANCE: Paul Rosenberg calls for Atlantic Crossing at this north ern-style com m unity hoedown. Capitol
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drama ‘CRAZY FOR Y O U ’: See April 29, 2 & 8 p.m. ‘ALICE IN W O N D E R L A N D ’: See April 30, 3 & 7 p.m.. ‘GREASE’: See April 29. ‘A M O N T H IN T H E C O U N T R Y ’: See April 29, 2 p.m. ‘TH R E E P O ST C A R D S’: See April 30. ‘T H E IM PRESARIO ’ A N D ‘DEAR LIAR’: See April 29. ‘GODSPELL’: See April 30. ‘SYLVIA’: See April 28. ‘M O U SET R A P’: See April 30. C ASTING CALL: Three local theater companies are seeking actors and singers to perform in upcoming shows. Prepare five minutes for fame at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-5071. U N ADILLA A U D IT IO N S: T he quin tessential summer theater company seeks actors, stage managers and tech support for five summer productions to run in rep. Unadilla Theatre, Max Gray Rd., E. Calais, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 456-1339.
film ‘MY M O T H E R ’S EARLY LOVERS’: See April 30. ‘T H E ICE ST O R M ’: Ang Lee’s ’70s flashback dramatizes the dark, dysfunc tional side o f swinging suburban life. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘H A PPIN ESS’: Todd Solondz’s contro versial film flirts with taboos in a dark suburban fable o f the pedophile next door. Loew Auditorium, H ood Museum o f Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 6:45 & 9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.
art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. O PE N PAINTING : Bring your palette and brush to this creative expression session. Art Gallery o f Barre, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 476-1030. M U SE U M TO UR: Assistants lead the way on this visual voyage through the M iddlebury College Museum o f Art, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
words SU SA N BARTLETT W EBER: The Calais author reads from her new “early reader,” entitled Seal Island. School Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 229-0774. TRAVEL W RITERS SIG N IN G : Don
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kids ‘SATURDAY SURPRISE’: Young artistes move beyond fingerpainting to explore the art and culture o f Japan. Fleming Museum, U V M , Burlington, 1-5 p.m. $3. Info, 6 56-0750. STORY TIM E: Kids three and up lis ten to literature read aloud. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. STORYTIME: Young readers delve into classic and new tales at a half-hour happening. Borders, Church St. Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. M ATH TUTORIALS: High-schoolers take the “numb” out o f numberscrunching at this weekly session with Dr. Samuel J. Klein. Room 373, Jeanmarie Hall, St. M ichael’s College, Colchester, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-5039.
sport SPRU CE LEDG E HIKE: Make this moderate six-mile jaunt to a newly-con structed shelter with the Burlington chapter o f the Green M ountain Club. Info, 878-6773. BIKE T O U R : Cycle from Alburg to Isle La M otte on this easy 23-m ile ride with the M ontpelier chapter o f the Green M ountain Club. Meet at Montpelier High School, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0261.
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drama ‘CRAZY FO R Y O U ’: See April 29, 1 p.m. ‘ALICE IN W O N D E R L A N D ’: See April 30, 3 p.m. C A ST IN G CALL: See May 1. ‘T H E IM PRESA RIO ’ A N D ‘DEAR LIAR’: See April 29, 2 p.m . $14. ‘GODSPELL’: See April 30, 2 p.m. ‘SYLVIA’: See April 28, 5 p.m. ‘M O U SE T R A P ’: See April 30, 2 p.m.
film ‘M Y M O T H E R ’S EARLY LOVERS’: See April 30. ‘HEAVENLY CREATURES’: Two teenage girls form a fast friendship that turns deadly when adults encroach upon their imaginary world. Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. ‘T H E PARTY’: Peter Sellers stars as an Indian actor w ho sabotages a H ollywood film — and gets a party
words PLAY REA DING : Local literati dig into the drama o f modern masters. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-3144.
kids STORYTIM E: Young readers delve into classic and new tales at a half-hour happening. Borders, Church St. Marketplace, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.
sport HO M ELESS BENEFIT WALK: The Com m ittee on Temporary Shelter sponsors this walk to raise awareness and resources for needy Vermonters. See “to do” list, this issue. Meet at St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Donations. Register, 864-7402. BENEFIT F U N RUN-WALK: Stride right to support the Vermont Children’s Forum. Meet at M ontpelier High School, 10 a.m. $12-15. Info, 229-6377. LO N G TRAIL CLEARING: Bring lunch, water and work gloves on a fivemile spring-clearing o f the Long Trail near Bolton N otch. Info, 879-1457. C A N O E TRIP: Paddle the Peacham Pond perimeter on this easy to moder ate outing. M eet at M ontpelier High School, noon. Free. Info, 223-7035.
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Bristol Green, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 388-1443. ‘FACES O F FIRE’ DAY: Viewers com pare modern and antique firefighting equipment, including a jaws-of-life demonstration. Montshire Museum o f Science, Norwich, 1-4 p.m. $5.50. Info, 649-2200. PLO W ING MATCH: Agri-animals meet their matches at this day o f push ing and pulling competitions. Billings Farm & Museum, W oodstock, 9 a.m. $7. Info, 457-2355.
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‘EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY’: Friday
‘WELCOME BABY VISITOR TRAIN
May 2, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rice High
and Saturday, June 4, 5 and 6.
ING ’: Monday, May 10, 6-8:30 p.m. Pine
June, July and August. Monteverdi Music School, Montpelier. $100-150. Info,
School, S. Burlington. $50. Register,
Middlebury College. $350. Register, 443-
St. Childcare Center, Burlington. Free.
229-9000. Kids and adults get instruction
860-3611. Young actors eight to 1 6 take
5245. Leant to draw on brain-body connec
Register, 864-8523. Get training to offer
in fiddling, chamber music, piano, rock and
part in creative dramatic exercises to be
tions that shape our view o f ourselves for
blues.
videotaped and critiqued. ‘IMPROV FOR EVERYONE’: Six
teaching, performance work or health prac tices.
welcome visits to parents with new babies in Chittenden County.
Tuesdays, May 4 through June 8, 7-9 p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski. $90. Register,
M O DERN DANCE: Ongoing Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. $9/class, $48/six. Info,
language May 3 through June 14, 6:30-9 p.m. The
PHOTOGRAPHY: Private or group, basic and intermediate classes. Grand Isle or Burlington. Info, 372-3104. Leam
Book Rack, Winooski. $110. Register,
darkroom skills as well as how to choose, use
655-0231. Gain a solid language base on which to build — hablando Espanol from
and exploit the camera to express your cre ative style in color and black and white.
655-0231. Actors and non-actors work on getting comfortable in front o f people. IMPROV A N D TECHNIQUE: Six
859-9621. Dancers o f all levels get instruc tion in modem technique and improv.
‘STREET SPANISH I’: Six Mondays,
photography
BELLYDANCE: Thursdays and
and 20. Rice High School, S. Burlington. $95. Register, 860-3611. Learn to portray
Saturdays, Nulty’s Dance Studio, Pearl St., Burlington. $40/six weeks. Info,
‘ALLONS A MONTREAL’: Four
pottery
a dramatic role by fin d in g the character in
660-0601. Learn how the exquisite art o f
Tuesdays, May 4 through June 1, 5:30-8
POTTERY CLASSES: Ongoing day,
yourselfand developing it.
bellydance can strengthen and tone your
p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski. $95.
evening and weekend classes for all ages and
body and increaseflexibility.
Register, 655-0231. Learn about
levels. Vermont Clay Studio, Rt. 100,
Montreal’s historical and cultural sites,
Waterbury Center. Info, 224-1126. Enjoy the pleasures and challenges o f working with clay.
aikido ‘AWARENESS TH RO UG H MOVE
p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m., Saturdays, 9-11:45
M E N T ’: Mondays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. 35
hoods with the Alliance Frangaise o f Vermont.
a.m. Children, Tuesdays & Thursdays,
King St, Burlington. Fridays, 9-10 a.m.
‘ITALIAN FOR FUN’: Seven
self-defense
3:45-4:45 p.m. Aikido o f Champlain
Wednesdays, May 5 through June 16,
BUJINKAN NINJUTSU: Ongoing
Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski.
Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 434-5065. Enhance coordination, flexibility, strength
6:30-8:30 p.m. The Book Rack,
Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
$55/month, $120/three months, intro
and awareness with the guided movement
and Sundays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Burlington.
specials. Info, 654-6999. Study this grace f u l flowing martial art to develop flexibility,
sequences o f Feldenkrais®.
Winooski. $105. Register, 655-0231. Get an intro to basic Italian vocabulary, impor tant phrases and correct pronunciation.
Info, 482-4924. This self-defense style
healing
FRENCH CAMP: Monday through Friday, July 12 through 16, 2-4 p.m. The
BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Ongoing class
through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m.,
LIFE’: Monday, May 3, 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Book Rack, Winooski. $105. Register,
es for men, women and children, Monday
655-0231. Six- to 8-year-olds leam French
through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington.
Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m., Sunday, 10-11:30
Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski
a.m. Above Onion River Coop, 274 N.
Ave., Burlington. Donation. Info,
Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info,
660-8060. Learn the “Ten Ways to Love
through educational games, sports, art and song.
862-9785. Practice the art o f Aikido in a
Yourself"
ITALIAN: Ongoing individual and group
with an integrated self-defense system based
safe and supportive environment.
‘LOVING YOUR CANCER’: Saturday,
classes, beginner to advanced, adults and
on technique, not size, strength or speed.
Info, 660-4072 or 253-9730. Escape fear
May 8, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Stowe. $40.
children. Burlington. Info, 865-4795.
Info, 410-2081. Develop trust in your abil
Leam to speak this beautiful language from
spirit
‘THE ZEN OF CREATIVE PAINT
ity to heal yourself.
a native speaker and experienced teacher.
MAY DAY CELEBRATION: Saturday,
IN G ’: Sunday, June 6, 1-4 p.m. The Book
HOLOTROPIC BREATHWORIC:
ESL: Ongoing small group classes, begin
May 3, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer
Rack, Winooski. $75. Register, 655-0231. Jeanne Carbonetti teaches this elegant and
Thursday through Sunday, May 13 through 16, Rock Point, Burlington. Info,
ners and intermediates. Vermont Adult
Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington.
Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen,
simple approach to the creative process with
800-404-7261. Get an extended weekend o f
Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve
$9. Info, 660-8060. Celebrate May Day or Beltane, and the sensuality o f Mother Earth.
the emphasis on rhythm.
inner exploration and healing.
your listening, speaking reading and writ
INTRO TO REBIRTHING: Friday,
ing skills in English as a second language.
May 7, 6-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books,
meditation
Info, 660-8060. Gain mental clarity, inner
‘DIRECT AWARENESS MEDITA
peace and emotional insight using “connect ed breathing. “
change program.
Meadow Retreat, East Corinth. $150
CLES’: Sunday, May 9, 1-4:30 p.m. Spirit
includes meals and lodging. Register,
Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave.,
Thursday, April 29, 6:30 p.m. Sheraton,
May 4, 7 p.m. The Arbors, Harbor Rd.,
533-2505. Get instruction, guided medita
S. Burlington. Free. Register, 860-5738.
Shelburne. Free. Register, 985-8600.
tion and inspiration to clear and focus the
‘EDGES OF REALITY II: CROP CIR
and red herring.
to read and discuss at this ongoing work shop.
yoga YOGA VERMONT: Saturday, May 1, 1-
Burlington. $20. Info, 660-8060. Discuss the myths and realities o f crop circles.
Discuss potential safety hazards for
mind.
Alzheimer’s patients, and adapting your
‘TH E WAY OF TH E SUFI’: Tuesdays,
stress management
‘GETTING SERIOUS’: Mondays and
environment fo r safety.
7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info,
STRESS MANAGEMENT/MEDITA-
Thursdays, May 17, 20, 24 and 27.
‘UNLOCK YOUR NATURAL
658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incor
TION: Ongoing Thursdays, 7-7:30 p.m.
Morrisville. $115. Grants available. Info,
DESIRE’: Four Thursdays, May 6
porates breath, sound and movement.
meditation; 7:30-8:30 p.m. stress manage
846-7160. The Women’s Small Business
through 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Shelburne
MEDITATION: First & third Sundays,
ment. Maltex Building, 431 Pine St.,
Program helps you explore the possibilities
Athletic Club. $129. Register, 651-7666.
10 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambhala
Suite 10, Burlington. First class free,
and realities o f business ownership by devel
Unlock your desire to exercise and attain
Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Free. Info,
$5/meditation, $10/stress management.
oping an entrepreneurial idea.
your ideal weight, using self-hypnosis, Reiki
658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian
Info, 862-6931. Theresa Bacon offers infor
and aromatherapy.
and Tibetan Buddhist meditations.
mation, support, exercises and consultation
MEDITATION: Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m.
in meditation and stress management.
SPRING CLEANING FOR TH E
Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free.
support groups
Blue Plate Ceramic Caft, 119 College St.,
BODY: Thursday, May 6, 6-9 p.m.
Info, 872-3797. Don’t just do something,
NARCOTICS ANONYM OUS:
Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn
Purple Shutter Herbs, Main St.,
sit there!
the fundamentals o f painting ceramics.
Burlington. $25. Info, 865-HERB. Learn
G UIDED MEDITATION: Sundays,
Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and
why fasting and cleansing are beneficial to
10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club,
your health.
Shelburne Commons. Free. Info,
support groups fo r women working through
focus, control and power through this
7-9 p.m. Play it Again Sam, Montpelier.
blocks to their creative process. New group
Japanese samurai sword-fencing martial art.
$5. Info, 229-0295. Pitz Quatrone teaches
Wednesdays, 9-10:15 a.m. Barrett St., S. Burlington. Info, 658-3766. Focus on
Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane,
Plattsburgh. Free. Info, Help Line,
Williston. $8. Info, 872-3797. Practice yoga with Deborah Binder. YOGA AT TH E CREAMERY: Tuesdays
862-4516. I f you’re ready to stop using
and Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m., Fridays,
drug, this group o f recovering addicts can
9:30-11 a.m., Saturdays, 4-5:30 p.m. The Creamery, Shelburne. $10/dass, $60/eight classes. Info, 482-2490. Practice Iyengar
forming in Burlington. Free. Info, 864-
music
Mondays and Tuesdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m., Thursdays, 4:15-5:30 p.m. and
ing with Hatha yoga.
offer inspiration.
PITZ’S DIDGES: Thursday, April 29,
style yoga.
YOGA: Wednesdays, 7 p.m. Green Mt.
PROBLEM DRINKER?: Group now
Hall. Donations. Info, 496-4669. Develop
658-3013. F ind healing through Iyengar
stretching, breathing, relaxation and center
Wednesdays, 2-3:30 p.m. and 5:30-7 p.m.
Fridays, 6:45-8:30 p.m. Warren Town
Howard and Pine Sts., Burlington. Info,
S. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing
Green Mountain Learning Center, 13
a.m. and 4-6:30 p.m. $30/week. Info,
ous yoga, yoga fo r pregancy or yoga fo r
Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:30-7 p.m.
herbs
425-5433. Theresa Bacon leads 12-week
levels. Info, 482-3191. Get private or
BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing
PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing
relaxation and focus.
BEECHER HILL YOGA: MondaySaturday, daytime & evening classes for all
health and well-being.
in M utual Funds.
985-2229. Practice guided meditation fo r
“yoga chikitsa, ” or yoga therapy to align the body and protect a n d rehabilitate from injury.
g o u p instruction in integativeyoga, vigor
Learn how to develop a process fo r investing
forming.
how to create suspense through literary clues
660-9718. Get in-depth instruction in
ALZHEIMER’S A N D SAFETY: Tuesday,
KENDO: Ongoing Wednesdays and
19, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski. $69. Register, 655-0231. Leam
125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free.
MUTUAL FU N D INVESTING:
groups now forming. Mondays, 9:30-10
writers discuss “howdunnit. ” MYSTERY W RITING: Saturday, June
4 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $25. Info,
Country Business Guide.
kendo
Register, 655-0231. Four successful mystery
Free. Info, 388-7523. Bring a poem or two
this behavior-modification and lifestyle
SH ADOW S’: Burlington and Charlotte
7 p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski. Free.
p.m. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury.
TIO N RETREAT’: Friday through Sunday, April 30 through May 2. Sky
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can focus conflict, move the story forward and reveal character.
POETRY WORKSHOP: Thursdays, 1
art
creative process
Woolfand E.B. White. ‘DIALOGUE IN FICTION’: Six
‘SISTERS IN CRIME’: Friday, June 18,
‘LOVE YOURSELF, HEAL YOUR
craft
non-fiction form, as perfected by Virginia
Register, 655-0231. Discuss ways dialogue
confidence and self-defense skills.
p.m. Burlington. Register, 863-7055. Lose weight and improve your body image with
The Book Rack, Winooski. $60. Register,
p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski. $90.
AIKIDO OF VERMONT: Monday
$27. Register, 655-0231. Get economic advice from the author o/T he Complete
porates travel diaries, personaljournals and
Thursdays, May 13 through June 17, 6-8
emphasizes relaxed, natural movement and distance to overcome an opponent.
29, 7 p.m. The Book Rack, Winooski.
0231. Try your hand at this Japanese form o f autobiographical poetic prose which incor
655-0231. Study a creative and exacting
Adults, Mondays - Fridays, 5:45-6:45
W EIG H T LOSS: Ongoing Sundays, 7-9
Rack, Winooski. $105. Register, 655-
Wednesdays, May 5 through 26, 6-8 p.m.
Quebecois vocabulary and ethnic neighbor
BUSINESS SEMINAR: Thursday, April
‘HAIBUN’: Seven Tuesdays, May 4 through June 15, 2-4 p.m. The Book
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Saturdays and Sunday, May 15, 16 and 22. Burlington. Register, 658-3131. Train to be a volunteer fo r Women Helping Battered Women.
Sundays, May 16, 23, 30 and June 6, 13,
the first class.
women VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Two
4635. Join a group o f people seeking an
style yoga using props to align the body. YMCA YOGA: Ongoing classes. YMCA,
alternative to Alcoholics Anonymous.
College St., Burlington. Info, 862-9622. Take classes in various yoga styles.
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drama D R A M A G RO UP: Dramatists dis cuss ideas for shows and share theatri cal experiences a tlh is weekly gettogether in W inooski, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 6 55-6083.
film ‘M Y M O T H E R ’S EARLY LOVERS’: See April 30.
art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. W IN SL O W H O M E R LECTURE: An art prof and visiting curator takes a look at the artist’s “Modern American Vision” at the H ood Museum o f Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 7 p.m. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 8 1 4 .
words ‘Y2K A N D Y -O -U ’: See April 28, Book Rack, Champlain Mill, W inooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655 -0 2 3 1 . B U R L IN G T O N W RITERS G R O U P: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7 -9 p.m. Free. Info, 8 62-9647. O PE N STAGE: Readers, writers and musicians bask in the limelight at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 8 65-3144.
kids ‘M U SIC W IT H ROBERT RESNIK ’: Kids sing songs with the musical host o f Vermont Public Radio’s folk show “All the Traditions.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. STORIES A N D CRAFTS: Children
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‘C O M BATIV E C O U PLES’ D O U BLE FEATURE: Ingrid Bergman uses her feminine wiles to help Cary Grant ferret out a Nazi in Alfred H itchcock’s Notorious. In John Ford’s The Q uiet M an, John Wayne plays a boxer w ho returns to his native Ireland to w oo a lass played by Maureen O ’Hara. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 6:45 & 8:40 p.m . $6. Info, 6 0 3 -646-2422.
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W O M E N ’S RUGBY: See April 29.
etc H O M E O W N E R SH IP O RIENTA T IO N : Potential buyers learn how to shop — and pay — for a home with the help o f the Burlington Com m unity Land Trust, 5:30 p.m. Free. Register, 660-0642. A D O P T IO N M EETING : The Acorn agency hosts an information session for parents-to-be at 278 Pearl St., Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3898. T O W N BA N D LECTURE: David Proper uses slides and taped music to prove the importance o f “Sounding Brass and Tinkling Cymbal” in 19thcentury cultural life. Williamstown Historical Society, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 433-1283.
‘F IC T IO N ST R A N G E R T H A N T R U T H ’: Investigative journalist Gerard Colby reads from his unpub lished fiction at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-3144. EN V IR O N M E N T A L B O O K G RO UP: Are we participators or perpetrators in the natural world? Get eco-oriented answers from a dis cussion o f Daniel B. Botkin’s Discordant Harmonies. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.
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MOTHERS & THEIR INFANTS’ DISCUSSION: Psychotherapists Iren Smolanski and Mina Levinsky-Wohl analyze “Expectations and Realities” of the early childhood years. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:45-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘CO M M UNITY CHAM PIONS’ AWARDS DINNER: The United Way toasts strong supporters at this celebra tion. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $2. Info, 864-7541. WALDORF SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Explore this educational option for students in pre-school through eighth grade. Lake Champlain
and crafts. South Burlington Community Library, 11 a.m. Free. Register, 652-7080. STORIES: Little listeners hear stories, snack and make crafts at the Childrens Pages, Winooski, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 655-1537. STORY HOUR: Preschoolers and accompanying adults get a taste o f Once Upon a Mudpie and work with clay under “kid-certified” potter and reader Cynthia Haviland. Kids in kindergarten through fifth grade attend the later session. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 10 a.m. & 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-1126.
BATTERED W O M EN VOLUN TEERS: Attend an orientation session covering domestic violence education and volunteer opportunities with Women Helping Battered Women. UVM Womens Center, 34 South Williams St., Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3131.
FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP: This neuromuscular pain and fatigue syndrome affects more women than men. Join fellow sufferers in the Board Room, Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3273.
Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827. ‘GET O U T OF MY LIFE’ PARENTING WORKSHOP: A group of parenting organizations and experts collaborate to tackle the challenge of raising teenagers. Champlain Valley Union High School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3885. DRUG PREVENTION FORUM: If an ounce o f prevention is worth a pound o f cure, then why is it so hard to keep youth away from drugs? Work toward answers at the Town Hall Auditorium, Cabot, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 563-3338.
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Sandy Raynor. Cathedral Church o f St.
Arthur Drury. Daily Planet Restaurant,
Free Library, Burlington, 863-3 4 0 3 .
Pauls, Burlington, 8 6 4 -0 4 7 1 . Through
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Closing reception April 28, 7 p.m.
May 8.
FORMATIVE EXPERIENCES, featuring
DRAWINGS FOR SHE LOVES YOU, fea
BOOK OBJECTS & NEW WINE TOP FOLLIES, by Roy Levin and Gabrielle
new sculpture by Kathryn W ysockey-
turing pen-and-ink illustrations by
Dietzel. Francis Colburn Gallery, U V M ,
Johnson and Lauren Cole, and work by
Lance Richbourg for the book o f the
Burlington, 6 5 6 -2 0 1 4 . Through April.
the faculty. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 2 4 4 -1 1 2 6 . Reception M ay
same title by Elaine Segal. Fleming M useum , Burlington, 6 5 6 -0 7 5 0 .
ANNE FRANK: A HISTORY FOR TODAY,
2, 2-4 p.m.
Through July 18.
A nne Frank Center U SA in N ew York
a traveling historic exhibit from the
FRANK GUERRA, honors show. Francis
H0 MESCH00L ART, featuring the art
City. Burlington C ity Hall, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 6 .
Colburn Gallery, U V M , Burlington,
work o f hom e-schooled children. Rose
Through April.
6 5 6 -2 0 1 4 . Reception M ay 3, 5-7 p.m.
Street Gallery, 78 Rose St., Burlington,
BOMBS AWAY, collage reactions to the
Show only through M ay 6.
8 6 2 -3 6 5 4 . Through M ay 2. CROSSROADS, featuring work in clay
b om bing in Kosovo by U V M students
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Burlington, 8 6 4 -5 6 8 4 . Through April.
Program. LVL Gallery, U V M ,
WILLARD ELMORE, figurative artwork
Burlington, 6 5 6 -4 2 0 0 . Through M ay 6.
by the self-taught artist. Rhom bus
HUGH T0WNLEY & EMILY BISSELL LAIRD, sculpture and paintings, respec
WIT AND WHIMSY, featuring watercol-
Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 5 -3 1 4 4 .
tively. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington,
or drawings by Hal Mayforth, m ixed-
Through M ay 7.
VALERIE UGR0 , recent artwork. Bread
8 6 4 -3 6 6 1 . M ay 1-30.
media and illustrations by Sarah Ryan.
COLOR FUSION, featuring handpainted
Flynn Gallery, Burlington, 6 5 2 -4 5 0 5 .
& Beyond, W illiston, 8 4 9 -6 1 8 5 .
w ood en bowls by Peggy Potter and art
Through June 4.
Through April.
quilts by Janet Kurjan. Frog H ollow Craft Center, Burlington, 863-6 4 5 8 .
IMAGINARY BEINGS: HEFFALUMPS AND ZEBRAFROTRILLAS, featuring art
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BENJAMIN ALBEE, ink and wash draw ings. D aily Planet Restaurant,
Very Special Arts Vermont. Borders
Gallery, Burlington, 8 6 4 -3 6 6 1 .
Burlington, 3 7 5 -2 2 8 2 . M ay 1-31. Also,
Cafe, 6 5 8 -6 6 1 2 . Through April.
Through April.
constructions in copper wire and flash
CATHARINE BALC0 & DON TEETER,
ing. M uddy Waters Cafe, Burlington,
recent paintings and drawings. W orking
TOM LAWSON, paintings, and DAVID POWELL, “T h e Veil o f M em phis and
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HUGO ANDERSON, DEBORAH RANDALL & PETER HAYES, featuring paintings
22 ITANGIBLES, featuring tim e-specif
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SECRET CODES, m inim alist landscape
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1820-1850, featuring artifacts and
N ew H o p e.” Red Square, Burlington, 859 -8 9 0 9 . Through M ay 1.
docum ents that examine h ow the state
WAITING FOR THE BREAD TO RISE AND OTHER VARIATIONS, handm ade
ance, religious diversity and more.
m onoprints from sketches outside the kitchen window, by Roy N ew ton . Red O n ion Cafe, Burlington, 8 6 5 -2 5 6 3 . Through M ay 23.
dealt w ith issues such as slavery, temper Verm ont Historical Society, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828 -2 2 9 1 . O ngoing.
SOMEWHERE IT'S SPRING, watercolors
HOMAGES, handm ade prints o f jazz
and oil pastels by Pria Cam bio. Cafe
musicians, Grand Isle farms and things, by Roy N ew ton . Pickering R oom ,
Delilah, Montpelier, 2 29-9649. Through April.
Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863340 3 . Through April.
BRIDGES, oil paintings o f Vermont
FARR CROSS AND OTHER ROADS LESS TRAVELED, landscape paintings
Social Ecology, Plainfield, 4 5 4 -8 4 9 3 .
by Tad Spurgeon. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 9 8 5 -3 8 4 8 . Through May 5.
WENDY MOORE, m onotypes. Better Ba gel, W illiston, 8 7 9 -2 8 0 8 . Through May.
LESLIE FRY: Recent M onoprints. Enhancements, Burlington, 8 6 2 -2 5 0 5 . Through M ay 1.
GEORGE SMITH: SCULPTURE AND DRAWINGS, and TOIL AND SPIN: RECENT WORK BY KATHLEEN SCHNEIDER. Fleming M useum ,
bridges by D avid Smith. Institute for Through April.
FIFTEEN ARTISTS, TEN YEARS OF DIA LOGUE, a group show o f mixed media
B y M arc A wodey
by Verm ont artists. T.W. W ood Gallery,
eviathan, gargantuan, monumental — pick your favorite adjective. “The Big Picture: Large Format Photography” at Middlebury College Museum of Art is nothing short of a really big show. The photo murals on display are larger than most darkrooms, but these ample works by an international roster of major artists explore the unique qualities of their medium first. The pieces are not just grand for the sake of being grand; each is prodigious because the vision behind it is broad. Many of the works are “chromogenic development prints,” a color process that seems to saturate and height en colors. Among these are “Chicago Board ofTrade,” by German artist Andreas Gursky. The 73” x 95” photo graph portrays the circus atmosphere of a trading pit at the world’s largest commodity exchange. The traders wear different colored jackets according to their roles — intensely rich blues, yellows, purples, greens and reds, all of equal intensity — and are sur-
Montpelier, 8 2 8 -8 7 4 3 . Through May 9.
THE NAIVE SPIRIT, fine examples o f folk art from the permanent collection. T.W. W ood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Through August 1.
THE WARMTH OF WORDS: W isdom and D elight T hrough Storytelling, fea turing recorded stories by Vermonters
Burlington, 6 5 6 -0 7 5 0 . Through May 16 and June 6, respectively.
aged 10 to 90. Vermont Folklife Center,
GRANNIS GALLERY, featuring the work
SILKSCREEN PRINTS by Sally Stetson.
o f designer/goldsm ith T im othy Grannis and other jewelry artists. Bank Street, Burlington, 6 6 0 -2 0 3 2 . O ngoing.
Shim m ering Glass Gallery, Waterbury,
Middlebury, 3 8 8 -4 9 6 4 . Through April.
2 4 4 -8 1 3 4 . O ngoing.
CONTEMPORARY ART, by painters Tom M erwin, Ellen H offm an, sculptors
CENTRAL VERMONT
Robert Ressler, D an George, photogra
HEAD START ART, featuring artwork
pher Suzanne Winterberger, and the
by children, parents and staff at
Edinboro Bookarts Cooperative.
C V C A C . K ellogg-H ubbard Library,
M erwin Gallery, Castleton, 4 6 8 -2 5 9 2 .
Children’s R oom , M ontpelier, 2 2 3 -
O ngoing.
1227. M ay 1-30.
SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, fea
RECENT M0N0PRINTS by Deborah
turing re-constructed objects o f all kinds
Fillion, Poppy Gall and Heidem arie
by area artists. T h e Restore, Montpelier,
Heiss H olm es. H orn o f the M oon Cafe,
2 2 9 -1 9 3 0 . O ngoing.
Montpelier, 2 2 3 -2 8 9 5 . M ay 3-1 6. HEATON WOODS ART, featuring art
FURNISHINGS AND PAINTINGS by
work by participants in an intergenerational art program betw een U n ion
Montpelier, 2 2 9 -5 8 9 9 . O ngoing.
Elem entary School and H eaton
NORTHERN
W oods. Berlin M all, Berlin, 2 2 3 -1 1 5 7 . M ay 7 -2 8 .
18TH ANNUAL STOWE STUDENT ART EXHIBIT, featuring artworks by local
SON AND EARTH, works in mixed m edia by Sally Keefe, M ichael Heffernan, Elizabeth N elson, M att Anderson and M elinda W hite. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rudand, 7 7 5 -0 3 5 6 . Through M ay 23.
THE CARVING STUDIO AND SCULP TURE CENTER ANNUAL MEMBERS SHOW, featuring work in m any styles.
Ruth Pope. Ruth Pope Gallery,
elementary, m iddle and high school stu dents. H elen D ay Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 -8 3 5 8 . April 29 - M ay 29.
ABRAHAM MCNULLY, 4 0 sculptures creating one work, “Tim e Experienced.” H elen D ay A n Center, Stowe, 2538358. April 29 - M ay 29.
JKYM, hand-dyed linen, canvas and silk hom e furnishings, wearable art. Johnson
Smaller works and tw o-d im en sion al art in the Chaffee Center, Rutland; larger
Artisan Shop, 6 3 5 -9 8 0 9 . Through
works installed at the C arving Studio,
April.
W est Rutland, 4 3 8 -2 0 9 7 . T hrough M ay 23. HOOKED IN THE MOUNTAINS, 200
19TH AND 20TH CENTURY AMERI CAN ARTISTS including landscape paintings by Verm ont artists Kathleen
select traditional hooked rugs b y con
Kolb, T hom as Curtin, Cynthia Price
temporary artists. Joslyn R ound Barn, Waitsfield, 8 7 8 -6 8 8 5 . Through M ay 2. THE ART IN THE CURRICULUM, featur
and more. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 2537 1 1 6 . O ngoing.
ing the artwork o f Joy Spontak and her
Lorraine C. Manley. Sugar M ill Art
Crossett Brook M iddle School students.
Gallery, St. Albans, 8 9 3 -7 8 6 0 . Through April.
City Center, M ontpelier, 2 2 3 -5 6 2 4 . Through M ay 2.
FORESTS AND FIELDS, HILLS AND HOMES: 19th-C entury Verm ont Scenes
IMPRESSIONS, oil paintings by
ELSEWHERE FOCUS ON THE BODY, West African
by the Robinson Family, featuring pas
Body O rnam ents o f Brass. H ood
toral landscapes by Rowland E.
M useum o f Art, D artm outh College,
Robinson and his daughter Rachael Robinson Elmer. Sheldon M useum ,
Hanover, N .H ., 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 8 0 9 . Through September 19.
Middlebury, 3 8 8 -2 1 1 7 . T hrough July.
JACOB LAWRENCE, AESOP'S FABLES,
JIM RICHMOND, 35 years o f figurative
featuring pen-and-ink drawings for the
paintings and studies o f people and ani mals. Supreme C ourt Building,
classic tales. H ood M useum o f Art, Dartm outh College, Hanover, N .H .,
Montpelier, 8 2 8 -3 2 7 8 . T hrough M ay 7.
6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 8 0 9 . Through June 20. ON ALL FRONTS: Posters from the
STUDIO PLACE ARTS SPRING EXHIBIT, featuring 23 artists w hose
W orld Wars in the Dartm outh
o f Barre’s N ich ols Block arts center.
C ollection, and SARAJEVO: RECENT WAR POSTERS, more than 100 original
Verm ont Arts C ou n cil’s Spodight
posters from W orld Wars I and II, and
work is shown in support o f renovation
Gallery, 136 State St., M ontpelier, 2 2 9 -
the siege o f Sarajevo. H ood M useum o f
2766 . Through April.
Art, Dartm ough College, Hanover,
KEN VAVREK: NEW WORK, ceramic
N .H ., 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 6 . Through July 4.
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MONET AT GIVERNY, Masterpieces
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Both of us were drawn to the West Indian dishes, including Curried Chicken or Beef ($10.25), Shrimp Shaag, a light curried shrimp with spinach ($12.50), and Grilled Jerk Chicken ($11.95). We settled on the Grilled Island Shrimp, marinated in a mild jerk sauce with a touch of orange ($12.50), and the Vindaloo Chicken ($10.25), which was highlighted on the menu with the words “pro ceed with caution.” My husband, a fan of Szechuan cuisine, was undaunted, but our waitress insisted on bringing him a sample of the homemade vin daloo spice. We were grateful; just a tiny drop of the mix ture — Scotch bonnet pep pers cooked with the seeds for maximum heat, and ginger, garlic and chili powder — all but destroyed our taste buds. My husband instead settled — happily, it turned out — on the Tandoori Chicken ($10.25). Despite the heat, Chotalals vindaloo dishes have a devoted following, she told us later. The tandoori dish came with the “house rice” — made with garlic and cilantro — vegetables and naan, the puffy Indian bread. My Island Shrimp was tastily and mildly spiced, and was served with the house rice and a crunchy
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salad of cabbage, watercress, cucumbers and black-eyed peas. My husband had a beer. Following the advice o f a friend who is a frequent patron, I ordered a margarita, a house specialty. As I am no a connoisseur o f the drink, all I can say is that it was large, frosty and no chore to drink. Service throughout the meal was well-timed, friendly and helpful. Diners in search of more prosaic fare have a choice of steak ($12.25) and fried chicken ($10.95). For dessert we opted for the bread pudding ($4.95) over the pumpkin flan, coconut creme caramel or the popular deep-fried, honeydipped bananas served with ice cream and chocolate sauce. Rum in the bread pud ding gave it that warm, Christmasy taste, though the Marsala Salsa version was a bit overcooked for my taste. The standard portion, gar nished with both whipped and ice cream, is huge — two o f us could not eat the whole thing. The women o f Marsala Salsa — Five o f them, includ ing kitchen and wait staff — have created a tiny oasis of tropical warmth in the wintry north. “In Trinidad, every meal would be a feast,” recalls Chotalal. And so it is at her > J* restaurant.®
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CAR SUDDENLY SHUTS DOWN AT 60 MPH. Dear Tom and Ray, I have recently pur chased a used 1994 Pontiac Bonneville SSEi. It has 92,000 miles on it and seemed to run fine, until last night. M y wife and I were returning home from visiting our daughter at college. About 30 miles into the trip, on a smooth highway, the entire car suddenly shut down while we were traveling at 60 mph. No engine, no headlights, no instru ment lights, no nothing. I tried restarting the car, but it wouldn't restart. As I was trying to bring the car to a safe stop, everything suddenly came back on. I restart ed the engine, and we made it home without incident. Needless to say, though, it was
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a pretty tense 20 seconds or sol Any ideas what to look fo ri I talked to the local Pontiac dealer who said that i f everything except the engine died, then it could be the "body control module. "But the engine D ID die. I don't want to ju st let him go wild at $60/hr. How do you suggest we solve this mysteryl — Ken RAY: Well, congratulations on already solving one mystery, Ken. Now you know why the previous owner sold this car! TOM: This is a tough one. But if I had to guess, I’d say you had an interruption of current at the fire wall. The fire wall is the wall that separates the engine compartment from the passenger compartment. RAY: Right. And all the electri cal current that makes the car work—including the current
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Northeastern Family institute, an expanding statewide provider of mental health treat ment services for children, adolescents and families, is seeking a DIRECTOR for its COM M UNITY BASED SERVICES PROGRAM . Experienced person sought for a well established, innovative, intensive treatment program providing wrap-around, therapeutic foster care and specialized services. Responsibilities include all adminis trative, fiscal and clinical management. Candidates must possess a masters degree and three years experience in a clinical administrative position. Licensed candidates are preferred. Please send resumes to Michelle Willis, NFI, P.O. Box 1415, Williston, VT 05495, 802-879-6197 fax.
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for the engine— has to pass through the fire wall. TOM: I can't remember the wiring details of the ’94 SSEi, but most cars have several elec trical harnesses that run right through the fire wall. And my guess is that you have a loose connection there. RAY: With the engine running, ask your mechanic to start shaking all of the wires in these harnesses on both sides of the fire wall. If you can cause the failure to occur by shaking the wires, that'll give you a pretty good hint as to where the prob lem is. TOM: But if this test doesn't yield any information, then you're going to have to start replacing stuff, because this problem is dangerous. And I'd start with the body control and engine control modules.
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OFFICE/ BUSJSTUDIO SPACE Office avail, in historic bldg. Prime downtown location. Parking. Warehouse & shipping avail, on premises. $500/mo. 862-0933. MIDDLEBURY: Middlebury Holistic Health Center has bright offices & classroom/ group room space available. Flexible options, including one-day-a-week rentals for ofices & single-use rentals for the group room. Meditation groups, yoga teachers & others wanted. The group room is suitable for meetings, lectures, classes & more. 388-4800. BURLINGTON:
2-bdrm. apt., S. Union & Main St., porches, hdwd. firs., parking. No smokers/pets. $725/mo., incl. heat & hot water. Avail. 6/1. 864-2618.
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would like to share the ride to and from work. My hours are 8:30 to 5 p.m., M-F. (3142)
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that’s stored underwater. That’s Cerenkov radiation. It occurs when beta particles (electrons) travel faster than the speed of light. You reply: Say what? I thought nothing could travel faster than the speed of light. Not exactly — nothing can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, c. However, in translucent media, notably water, light travels much slower, at maybe 75 percent of c. A beta particle traveling through air, say, moves considerably faster than light traveling through water. But suppose a beta particle enters the water. What happens? It throws up a shock wave of photons, much as a boat plowing through water creates a bow wave or a jet creates a sonic boom. I could give you a more elabo rate explanation about constructive interference between wave fronts, but it gets too complicated — let’s just stick with that bow wave. Note that the radioactive stuff isn’t what glows, nor does the water glow once the radioactive stuff is removed. Fluorescence. When certain compounds are struck by radiation, they glow. For instance, glow-in-the-dark watch dials used to be painted with a mixture of radium and zinc sulfide. Radiation from the former caused the Dear Cecil, latter to fluoresce. There’s nothing magical or dangerous After watching a campy mid-1950s science fiction about fluorescence; it can be caused by lots of things, movie recently, I was left wondering: How radioactive must including ordinary sunlight. Again, the radioactive something be to begin glowing? And could a living creature material itself emits no visible light. Madame Curie, become that radioactive and still survive, even briefly? who discovered radium, talked about watching the stuff — Ranchoth, via AOL glow in the dark, but the light was emitted by minerals mixed up with the radium, not the radium itself. Silly creature. You evidently share the common belief Bremsstrahlung. When a charged particle speeds up, that radioactive things glow. I’m here to tell you, bub: slows down, or changes direction, it emits They don’t. High-energy radioactive particles sometimes bremsstrahlung radiation. Typically bremsstrahlung con cause other stuff to glow, but that’s the exception, not sists of invisible X-rays, but knowledgeable parties the rule. For example: inform me that under certain circumstances it can be Cerenkov radiation. Perhaps you’ve seen depictions of visible. I haven’t witnessed this personally, but if it the eerie blue glow emanating from spent nuclear fuel occurs as advertised it’s perhaps the closest thing to a
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glow arising from radioactivity itself. Even so, an inter vening medium is generally required to speed/slow/divert the charged particle. None of these phenomena is going to make you or any living creature glow. If you were to tarry near a spent fuel canister bathed in Cerenkov radiation, you’d receive a lethal dose in seconds. You still wouldn’t glow, though; you’d just be dead. But at least we’d put this foolish misconception to rest. Dear Cecil, Almost every bell tower Fve heard chime the time pre cedes its hourly announcement with a musical preamble — a simple, beautiful tune we all know. It has four measures, each four notes long and then a rest before the next measure begins. What is this thing? Who penned it, and is he pulling in residuals? — Quas, via the Internet Fat lot of good it would do him — the guy’s been cold for a couple hundred years. But at least we know who he is. What you’re referring to is the best-known of all clock chimes, the Westminster Quarters. According to tradition, the words to the tune are, “Oh, Lord our God/Be thou our guide/That by thy help/No foot may slide.” The melody was written by one William Crotch in 1794. According to the New Grove Dictionary o f Music and Musicians, it consists of four variations on the fifth and sixth bars of “I Know That My Redeemer Liveth,” one of the pieces in Handel’s Messiah. Crotch persuaded the powers that be to use the tune for the chimes of the new Cambridge University clock in Saint Mary the Great Church. The tune was later copied by the proprietors of other clock towers, most notably in the Houses of Parliament at Westminster, from which its feme spread round the world. ® — CECIL ADAMS
Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or e-mail him at cecil@chireader.com.
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A p ril 2 9 -M a y 5 ARIES (Mar. 21-April 19): O ne o f the ultimate challenges many Aries face is how to synchro nize their two ruling archetypes: the lover and the warrior. Its a daunting task: trying to be true to the tender, generous instincts o f the lover while simultaneously cul tivating the fiery discipline o f the warrior. T hat’s why I’m pleased to report that the weeks ahead will present you w ith juicy opportuni ties to stoke your skills as a warrior of love. In this spirit, I offer one o f the few love poems ever w ritten in Klingon, the language o f the fiercest daredevils in the Star Trek universe: “toH qo’ uSHa’pu’qu’mo jo H ’a, wa puqloD D aj nobpu’ ghaH ‘ej ghaH baq H archugh vay’, vaj not Hegh ghaH , ‘ach yin jub ghajbeh ghaH .”
TAURUS
(Apr. 20-M ay 20): W hen I was a testosterone-pos sessed high-school dude on a rag ing quest for sweet female favors, I was fond o f m urm uring “prove your love” to any girl who found herself teetering on the brink of going all the way w ith me in the back seat o f my parents’ car. Now that I’m a sensitive feminist man, o f course, I would never be so manipulative as to use that phrase as a seduction gambit. I still m ight say “prove your love” to someone, but now it w ould mean stand by me in my hour o f need, or don’t
withdrawfrom me even though we disagree, or collaborate with me in finding a way to make our intimacy more sacred andprofound. W hat about you, Taurus? How will you act out m y suggestion that you
prove your love?
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): T he brilliant bad boy o f philoso phy, Friedrich Nietzsche, used to say that many o f his best ideas came while he was out walking. N ot while he was jogging. N ot while he was pum ping away at his exercise bicycle and watching
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CANCER
(June 21-July 22): Kudos to those o f us who share this space every week. D ue to the extensive syndication o f “Real Astrology,” all you readers and I now constitute a sizable con stituency that’s as big as the M orm ons or the watchers o f the hom e shopping channel. W hat should we do w ith all this untapped political clout? Can we agree upon some issues we could lobby for, like maybe a new law to ensure that everyone is paid according to how much beauty they bring into the world? I nom i nate you Cancerians to organize our special interest group. O f all the signs in the zodiac, you are currently the most idealistic, the best networkers, and the most like ly to serve the good o f the many.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Drool, my friend Carol once noted, is the highest form o f praise. And in light o f your growing skill and popularity, Leo, I expect you’ll be overstimulating many people’s sali vary glands in the coming weeks. Sure, some o f it will be metaphori cal slobber, and some will accom pany feelings o f envy more than admiration, but I would not be surprised if you were witness to actual trickles o f spit overflowing from the m ouths o f people who can’t contain their respect or hunger for you. To encourage the
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displays you so richly deserve, I encourage you to create a little button for your lapel which reads, “You Have Permission to Drool.”
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): O ur dedicated team o f astrologers, shamans, psychics and private detectives has traveled over 160.000 miles in the last three weeks (93,000 of those on the astral plane), gathering data from all over creation so as to serve you better. And what did our researchers find? After observing hundreds o f Virgos — from a meticulous decorator o f wedding cakes in D ublin to a Shanghai businessman who’s collected 20.000 pieces o f Marxist memora bilia — my team has concluded that it’s time for your tribe to stop obsessing on the tiny details and start luxuriating on extremely expansive vistas.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): D id you ever wish you could be a different astrological sign? Has more than one person implied recently that they’d like you much better if only you were someone else? If so, this is your lucky week. For the first time this decade, you’ve been granted a temporary exemption from being yourself. From now until May 6, you have permission to walk like, talk like, even smell like a Scorpio or Aries or Leo — or any sign except Libra. Peruse my messages for the other signs if you like, and follow the advice that sounds most fun.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): W hen I was on Geraldo’s TV talk show a few years back, the man asked me how I keep love fresh when I’m in a monogamous relationship. I told him, “Geraldo, the way my partner and I avoid
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becoming too predictable is by spraypainting love notes to each other on highway overpasses, hav ing long conversations with our mutual imaginary friend, acting out and intepreting each other’s dreams, watching the live births of farm animals, going on missions together where we perform good deeds anonymously, and hurling Lenox china against the wall o f the garage while naming every one of our own faults and screaming how sorry we are to inflict them on each other.” So that’s what I told Geraldo, Scorpio. W hat would you have told him? It’s prime time to meditate on this subject.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): To an outside observ er like me, your search for answers looks pretty screwy right now. From what I can tell, you’re sniff ing around in the wrong places for questions that won’t even be im portant to you in the long run. I can’t help but think, as I rum i nate on your behavior, o f a joke I heard recently. “How many surre alists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. O ne to calm the warthog, and the other two to fill the bathtub w ith brightly colored toasters.”
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22Jan. 19): You currently have more abundant access to the Divine Gaga than you’ve had in many moons. As a result, you possess, at least temporarily, mysterious pow ers that surpass your usual capaci ties. T he only trouble is, you may not be able to exercise those pow ers unless you figure out what they are. For instance, if you don’t real ize you can use telepathy to ensure that you always get a great parking spot, how will you even know to call on it? So let your imagination
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(Jan. 20-Feb. 1 8 ) : M a y is A d o p t - a n - A q u a r i u s m o n t h . I t ’s m e a n t t o b e o b s e r v e d b y a ll o f y o u r t r ib e , n o t ju s t o r p h a n s a n d d is in h e r it e d re b e ls . Y o u n e e d g u id a n c e a n d s u p p o r t a n d c a s h g r a n ts f r o m a w is e e ld e r , m y c h ild ! I e n c o u r a g e y o u t o b e u n a b a s h e d in t r a c k in g d o w n th is t r u s t w o r t h y g u a r d ia n in w h a t e v e r f o r m m a k e s y o u fe e l m o s t c a r e d fo r , w h e t h e r t h a t ’s a m e n t o r , fo s te r p a r e n t , b ig s is te r o r b r o t h e r , s u g a r m a m a o r s u g a r d a d d y , o r f a ir y g o d m o t h e r . M a y b e a t o n e t im e o r a n o t h e r in y o u r lif e y o u ’v e u t t e r e d t h e c u rs e m o s t e v e r y k id s c re a m s : “I never asked to be born!” In the coming weeks you can perm anent ly correct that karma.
PISCES
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// a heart of gold. Fit, attractive, ener;etic DWPF, 4 2 , no kids, likes art, nusic, dancing, animals, plants and laybe you? North Ctrl. VT. 2 9 7 0 _____ FUN, ATHLETIC, FREE-SPIRITED, BUT
esponsibly self-sufficient, professional /omen seek compatible (read: dmirable, likeable, principled, honest, tc.) men for dating, friendship, possi ble LTR. 2 9 7 7 ____________________ WANTED: MEN TO FILL POSITIONS of scort, henchman, guru, bodyguard, erobic instructor, squire, yeoman and ie likes by 2 down-to-earth, life-lovlg, professional women. Call for appliation & compensation package. 2 9 7 8 WPF, 5’2", ATTRACTIVE, LONG brown air, bl. eyes, slender. Likes to try just bout anything once. ISO SWPM, 2 5 5 , sense of humor, daring & fun. 2 9 8 1 ELLO? ARE YOU OUT THERE? SWPF, 3 0 , ctive, vivacious, enjoys life, attractive, elf-confident, no kids (maybe someay), ISO SWPM, 3 0 -4 0 , honest, cute, umorous, active, non-slim, outdoorsy, ut sharp dresser. Poss. LTR, friends rst. 2 9 8 6 _______________________
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aged? SWPF, 3 0 , with kids, car, house, job, brain, seeking the almost perfect man. Wow me w/ your response. 2 9 5 6 PETITE, 50, WWiF W/TEENS. Reader, nature lover, sometimes silly, looking for devout, financially secure D/WiWM, 4 5 , NS, to share “the rest of the story” with. 2 9 5 8 _______________________ DWF, 45, 5’4", 150 LBS., LOOKING FOR
companion for camping, hiking and general fun times. Must be NS, moder ate drinker and love animals, interested? Let’s talk. 2 9 2 2
- , worldly, sincere, intelligent, open, secure, attractive in/out, humor ous, environmentalist, passionate, parent, wanting to believe, too. 2 8 3 4 ARTIST SEEKS MUSE: DWF, late 4 0 s, lithe, slender, fit, energetic, ISO imagi native, bright counterpart who’s pas sionate, sincere, kind, optimistic, strong & likes to dance. NS/ND. 2808
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sailor, adventurer, seeks adventuress. Redheads a plus, but not necessary. 29 9 8 ___________________________ SEEKING SLIM, SUPERFLY CHICK into alternative music, kind beer, pool hust ling, veggie eating (except sushi), misty hikes, summer blading, Flynn Theater, Montreal casino. 2 0 -something SWM with body/looks of Greek god! 2 9 7 5 STELLA GET YOUR GROOVE BACK.
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White, self-employed, . ’, 175 lbs., fit, fun, dependable, honest and mischievous. Call if you can come out and play. 30 0 1 ________ GOING UP. TALL, FIT, UPPER 30S, been colleged, been married, been a dad, been divorced, been single, been bet ter for it. Been making the mistakes different mistakes. Been looking for a friend. 2 9 9 9 ____________________
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utdoor endurance athlete, writer, ature-loving and spiritual SWF, 3 0 S, eks life mate (no pressure!). Be interting, balanced, fun and kind-hearted, tegrity? Optimism? Compassion? Good uff! 2 9 8 7 _______________________ PF, 27, ISO INTELLIGENT, MOTIVATED, tractive & fun M who doesn’t answer arsonal ads and is not desperate for ve or habitually writing poetry about insets & beach walks. 2 9 9 2 ________
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, ’i ” , would like to meet a SWM, NS, - , who is sensitive and would like to develop friendship & share experiences. 2 9 3 0 _________________ UNCONVENTIONAL 49 YO DWF recently returned from teaching art in Africa. ISO spiritual, contemplative, witty SM for hiking, biking, swing dancing, light hearted appreciation of Earth. Possible LTR. NS, ND, no malls. 2884 _________ 32 5 31 38
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non AQokbtq women, em t RESTLESS IN MIDDLEBURY. Well-adjust ed, easy-going, gentle DWM who likes, but does not have, children—fit, outdoor-oriented, slim, 5 ’io”, 4 5 , humor ous, strong ethics & morals—seeks PF, NS w/ similar characteristics for LTR. Carry-on baggage usually fits. 2 9 3 8
outdoorsy and gorgeous. He is also too (something) to consider placing an ad. For him: an active/outdoorsy, intel ligent, liberal, pagan voodoo dancer woman. 28 93 ____________________
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dining, dancing, laughing and are 5 ’6 ”, or less, 3 5 -4 5 , fit, active, attractive, call me ASAP. SWM, 4 5 , fit, humorous.
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hands & other activities done in pri vate? Young professional w/ Latin looks seeks young, attractive, sassy lass. I like movies, music, good food & the outdoors. Wimps need not apply.
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trips, sunsets, beaches, cuddling at home, treating a lady w/ honesty, respect, sincerety. ISO F with similar interests for possible LTR. 2 9 4 3 ______ YOUNG-LOOKING DWM, 45, EXCELLENT
physical condition & health, 5 ’ 5 ”, br./br., ND, smoker, financially secure, lives alone. Seeks F companion to enjoy evenings/weekends camping, fishing & dining. 2 9 4 4 _____________
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! SINGLE PISCEAN
Celt, 2 9 , atheist, anarchist, tall, hand some, sober and loving. Seeking bril liant, tall and kind woman, 2 5 -3 5 , who desires love w/ intellectual fulfillment. Middlebury area. 2 9 4 8 _____________ “ANDRE FOR ANNA": SWM, 2 9 , seeks F opponent for a match. No certain skill level needed. I am not concerned with winning...in fact, love suits me fine. Racquets included. 2 9 6 8 ____________ SHE IS SOMEWHERE—QUIET, BUT NOT
afraid, peaceful, energetic, content, but adventuresome, mellow, wild, playful, yet sincere, waterfalls, wind and feath er pillows. Me: father, earthdrummer, rural, rocker, vegetarian, here. 2 9 5 5 BEER DRINKIN’ 81 HELL RAISING SWM,
, ISO SF accomplice, 18 -2 5 . From being high in the mountains to getting down in the valleys, let’s have some fun!! 2 9 6 4 _______________________ 25
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winsome women, 3 4 -4 4 , with tender hearts, svelte figures and inquisitive minds come over! Smokers and jokers: one, two, three red light! 2 9 5 9 _______ MUSE WANTED. NEA WRITER, 57,
retired English and film teacher, ISO super intelligent, slightly wacky, but not psychotic, woman who’s read but thinks Lao-Tzu and Daffy Duck got it right. 2 9 6 1 _____________ Gurdjief,
massages, ISO intelligent, attractive SF w/ a great smile. Possible LTR, or just hanging out is a great start. 2 9 11 _____ DWM, 37, 5’io“. I AM INTO MUSIC,
movies and outdoor activities, but hibernate in the winter. ISO S/DF, 3 0 3 7 , into much the same for friendship, possibly more. Interested? 2 9 19 ______ APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED:
DWM, 3 9 , 5 ’8 ” , 180 lbs., brn. hair/eyes. Enjoys music, TV, movies, fishing, camping, hiking, skiing, long rides in the country, companionship. Seeking F, 2 5 -4 5 , to fill position. 29 12 _________
SARCASTIC, SEXY, INTELLIGENT SWPM,
3 0 , ISO soulful, classy feminist, 2 4 -3 4 , with style, heart and gusto to share an appreciation of nature, music, good fun, food and conversation. 2 9 14 _____
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fears and to find love. SWM, 3 1 , also lives for mtn. biking, film, coffee, Internet, dark beer, a healthy fantasy life (BD/SM, anyone?). 2 9 15 _________ NO SENSE OF HUMOR, DWM, 5’io“, 165
lbs., bl. eyes, handsome, fit, NS, late 4 0 s, but w/ hair and teeth. Skiing, dancing, dining, picnics, V.S.O. ISO lady who can make my knees knock. Let’s talk. 2 9 2 5 ___________________ SWM, MUSIC-LOVER, GREAT KISSER &
creatively caring man seeks beautiful and sexy girl in her 20 s to share my love with & call my own. I like giving & receiving attention. 2 9 3 6 _________ SM, 52, RUTLAND AREA, SEEKS attrac tive lady, 3 0 -5 5 , for dating leading to LTR. Only ladies seeking respect, car ing, and honesty need respond. I’m 5 ’n ” , blue eyes, brown hair. 2 9 3 4 SINGLE MALE, 49, LIVING IN ALTERED
state, seeks spiritual female. Truth and justice major priority. Northeast Kingdom area. Y2 K compliant. 2 9 3 2 SPRING COMES QUICKLY BY, IT BRINGS
with it sugar snows and maple pie and dandelion greens, not so serene... From mid-life writer, teacher, gardener who seeks woman of dreams. 2 9 3 3 TIRED OF GAMES, SWM, 30, CATHOLIC,
tall, physically fit, enjoys Rollerblading, biking, working out, movies, dinner. ISO SWF, attractive, honest, physically fit, 2 4 -3 6 , spiritual for LTR & fun times. Children OK. Is anyone out there? 2 9 2 9 ARE YOU VEGETARIAN, 25-35, intelli gent, open, interactive, fit, self-confi dent, conscience-minded, hopelessly romantic, excited by music, art, moun tain bikes and purity of human emotions? I’m waiting for you! 28 89 ______
actor/director, is seeking independent woman w/ hope, humor and sense of wonder (writer? scientist? red hair?) to share unconventional life and produce beautiful babies. 2 8 94 _____________ likes sports, movies, quiet evenings. ISO attractive F who’s open-minded, NS, disease-free, kinky, horny for adult pleasure & possible LTR. Letter/photo. 28 90 _____ _____________________
enjoys nature, hiking, biking, writing & fun stuff is seeking a fluently natural woman for a co-creative relationship. Healthy, 3 4 , 5 ’ 9 ”, NS/ND/NA, Rutland area. 28 50 ______________________ FUN, ATHLETIC, EDUCATED, SINCERE,
good-looking, skiing, biking, NS SWPM, 3 5 , seeks NS, athletic, sweet, attractive SF, 2 7 -3 6 , who likes to play hard, enjoys back-country adventures, film, travel, dogs. 2 8 55 _____________ & handsome, ISO SPF, 2 5 -3 5 , who is beautiful, adventurous, and sponta neous. Seeking LTR, no games, no kids, and no pets. 2 8 5 6 ____________ BEAUTIFUL M, WELL-CENTERED, stable, low maintenance; loves jazz, art, fine dining, moonlit walks, sleeping late. Seeking similar partner, late 20S-30S, to explore life’s finer aspects. 2870 ARE YOU OKAY? THAT FALL FROM
Heaven must have hurt. Single, starswept seraphim, 4 3 , seeks single, scin tillating female soulmate. Remember, true love is “ Heaven sent.” 2871______ THIRTYSOMETHING MAN. NS, profes sionally an art instructor, socially an artist, poet, musician & dancer, seeks an NS, outgoing 28 -42 YO who wishes to have her cake... Honesty as my frosting. 2 8 72 ____________________ IF YOU’VE GOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT
someone to share it with, I’d like to meet you. DPM seeks NS S/DPF, 3 0 -4 0 , who’s bright, talented, attractive and likes the outdoors. Kids OK. 2 8 7 5 RELATIONSHIP MAKES LIFE COME TO LIFE. I’m 3 3 , tall, attractive, high IQ,
professional, creative, sincere, openhearted, relationship-oriented. If you’re 2 5 -3 2 , real, seek true love, let’s meet and explore. 2 8 7 7 _________________ LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL, beautiful girl. DWM, 3 5 , 6 ’ 2 ”, 180 lbs., It. brown hair/blue eyes. Nice-looking, exciting guy ISO beautiful, special girl inside & out for great LTR. Children OK. Please describe yourself & I’ll call. 2 8 3 3 _____
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looking for easy-going extrovert, shapely, 4 oish, active CF, over 5 ’4 ”, under 1 5 0 lbs. Interests in church, dancing & other social activities. 2 9 0 7 SWM, 32, LOOKING FOR THE WOMAN to knock over liquor stores with, then spend the downtime basking in expen sive beers, cheap theater, boarder cross, & yard sales. It’s go time, baby!
of escort, henchmen, guru, bodyguard, aerobic, instructor, squire, yeoman and the likes by 2 downto-earth, life-loving, pro fessional women. Call for application & compensa tion package.
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MWP NICE GUY (SUGAR DADDY) SEEKS
mistress: attractive, fun, young woman who knows what she wants and willing to be or act kinky and caring at occasional rendezvous. Calls only. 2908 AMATEUR MALE STRIPPER, BLOND, FIT,
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SWF in Plattsburgh. ISO full-figured, affectionate SWM, 2 5 -4 5 , to spend time with. Hearty laughter, fiery passion & sharp wit. Let’s share. Box 4 9 4 SPUNKY SPF, 30S, SKIER, ACTIVE, ath letic, fun, health-conscious, intuitive, vegetarian, focused. Enjoys travelling, adventure, mountains. ISO SPM, similar qualities, communicative, open, patient, emotionally mature, sensitive, positive, funny, fit, happy. Box 488 ACTIVE, LITERATE, CREATIVE, MATURE
F searching for man, 5 5 -6 5 , who can laugh while discussing the meaning of life. Let’s try canoeing, walking in the woods, or sharing dim sum. Box 4 83
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didn't get your telephone number. ISO sexy Sugar Momma for frolicking good times. Discretion assured. 2 8 5 7 Thanks. 2 7 4 5 ____________________ Bi-CURIOUS DWM, 40 s, slim, gentle sin THE PLACE THAT BROUGHT US TOGETH cere, climber, skier, long brown hair, br. ER is gone now, but the memories will forever be with us. Victoria, Jim, Chris, eyes, intuitive, open mind, free spirit, Dave Andrew, good luck 81 I love you mellow, mystical. Longing for relaxed, intimate exp. w/ receptive CU. 2 8 7 9 AIMEE (CHASE-ING AMY), YOUR Animal Crackers are in. The Gym misses you. Jeff, too. Like a mystery? Me 2 . Call 4 duh De-Tails. 4 U R 2 6 E 4 words.
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naughty, but nice, playmates to share erotic, romantic, imaginative, safe adventures w/ lonely 8t Ma welcome, 3 somes too. Discreet/clean a must. 28 8 1
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GED 598 LOGO (3cr.)
Monday & Wednesday, 5:00-8:15pm (May 17-June 23)
(R) GSL 604 Second Language Acquisition (3cr.) (E) GSL 605 History of the English Language (3cr.)
GED 519 Child Development (3cr.)
Friday 1:00-4:00pm (Aug 6); Saturday - Friday 8:30am-12:00Noon & 1:00-4:00pm (Aug 7, 9,10, 12,13)
Friday 1:00-4:00pm (Aug 6); Saturday - Friday 8:30am-12:00Noon & 1:00~4:00pm (Aug 7, 9,10, 12,13)
Monday - Thursday 3:00-4:45pm
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:15pm (June 28-July 9) Williston Central School, Route 2, Williston VT
NEW a>GED 568 Children’s Book Publishing: From Idea to Printed Book (3cr.)
LATE SESSION (AUGUST 6-13) (E) GSL 520 Computer Assisted Language Learning (3cr.)
(R) GSL 544 Teaching Reading and Writing in ESL/EFL (4cr.) Monday - Thursday, 12:45-2:45pm
Monday & Wednesday, 5:00-8:15pm (May 17-June 23)
Monday & Thursday, 5:00-8:15pm (May 17-June 24)
Monday - Thursday 1:00-2:45pm
Monday, 5:003?:15pm
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:15pm (June 28-July 9) Williston Central School, Route 2, Williston VT
GED 602 Relationship in the Classroom for the Child with a Severe Emotional Disturbance (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 9:00am-5:00pm (August 2-6)
GED 604 Teachers Writing, Writing Teachers: A Writing Workshop for K-16 Teachers Across Disciplines (3cr.) Wednesday-Friday (July 21-23) & Monday-Thursday (July 26-29)
GED 612 Mathematics: Instruction for Understanding (Coursework & Practica) (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:30-11:30am (June 28-July 16)
GED 614 Understanding the Basics of Learning Disorders (3cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:00pm (July 12-23)
GED 615 Affective Education in the Classroom: Education From the Heart (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 9:00am-5:00pm (July 19-23)
M EW oG ED 619 Environment and Education: Lessons From the Outdoor Classroom (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:30am-4:30pm (July 19-23)
GED 635 Living and Learning in the Middle Grades VI: Curriculum and Organization (3cr.)
Sunday-Friday (Institute/Residency: June 27-July 2) Johnson State College, Johnson, Vermont
GED 641 Instruction of Students with Learning Problems: Elementary Level (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:30-11:30am (July 19-August 6)
A/EW OGED 651 Hands On! Learning In and Through the Visual Arts (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:30am-1:00pm (July 6-16)
Note: Class begins Tuesday, July 6 GED 670 Bringing History and Literature to Life Through the ARTS (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 9:00am-5:00pm (June 28-July 2) Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, Vermont
GED 684 School and Community (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:00pm (July 6-17) Note: Class begins Tuesday, July 6 GED 695 Investigating Science and Loving It: Constructivist Science and Curriculum Connections (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 4:00-8:00pm (August 2-13)
IVfIVO G ED 698 The Diagnostic Process(1cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:30am-11:30am (July 19-23) The Stem Center, Williston
GED 588 Hard Disk Management for Windows (3cr.)
LATE SESSION (AUGUST 9 - AUGUST 20) GED 505 Curriculum Development: Developing Units of Study Using The Vermont Standards (3cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:15pm (June 28-July 9) Williston Central School, Route 2, Williston VT
(C) GSA 515 Effective Written
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:00pm (July 12-Juiy 23)
IVEIVOGED 575 Spirituality and Education(3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:00pm (July 19-30)
FIRST AND SECOND SESSIONS (MAY 17-AUGUST 6) (Q) GSA 492 Application of Economic Theory ( 3 c r V \ , 0 ^ ^
GED 597 Integrating Technology into the Curriculum (3cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:00am-12:00pm (August 9-20)
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Wednesday, 5d-M3f>TTi(May 19, 26; June 2, 9, 16,23, 30; July 7,14,21)
Master of A rts in Theology • Advanced Graduate Certificate • A uditin g and Enrichment
GTH 506 Invitations to Grace: The Sacraments of the Church (3cr.)
SECOND SESSION (JUNE 28-AUGUST 6) (E) GSA 564 New Product Development (3 cr.)
Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (June 28-July 16)
GTH 703 Self Awareness and Compassion (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (June 28-July 16)
Tuesday, 5:00-8:15pm (first class meets on June 29)
GTH 522 Prophets of the Old Testament (3cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (June 28-July 16)
GTH 711 Contemporary Christian Spirituality: Its Meaning and Elements (3cr.)
Tuesday & Thursday, 5:00-8:15pm
(E) GSA 591 Special Topics: Training for the Trainer (3 cr.)
GTH 535 Catechesis and Leadership: Purposes, Principles & Processes (3cr.)
GTH 750A Relational Theology: Challenge to a Postmodern Society (1cr.)
(F)GSA 554 Professional Effectiveness (3 cr.)
(E) GSA 609 Financial Management Issues for Nonprofits (1 cr.)
Tuesday & Thursday, 5:00-8:15pm
(E) GSA 546 Comparative Management and International Business (3 cr.)
Monday - Friday, 8:00 am-4:30pm (May 24-28)
Monday -Friday, 8:30am-4:30pm (July 12-16)
7:00-9:00pm (Friday, July 23); 8:00am-4:00pm (Saturday, July 24); 8:00-10:30am & 1:00-3:30pm (July 26-30)
GTH 565 Matthew’s Gospel (3cr.)
Saturday, 9:00am-1:00pm (July 10,17, 24)
Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (July 19-August 6)
(E) GSA 624 Multimedia (1 cr.)
GTH 580 Foundations of Moral Theology (3cr.)
Sunday, 9:00am-1:00pm (July 11,18,25)
Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (July 19-August 6)
GTH 614 Theology of the Church (3cr.)
CLIN ICAL P SY C H O LO G Y
Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (July 19-August 6)
Master of A rts in Clinical Psychology
GPS 605 Play Therapy(3cr.) pm (May 10-14) Monday-Frid flT>:15pm (May (f 22) Saturday, 8: 1Wm-6:15pm
GPS 649 Special Topics: The Psychotherapy of Schizophrenia (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:30am-4:30pm (July 26-30)
GTH 750B Women’s Approaches to Liturgy and Prayer (1cr.) Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (July 5-July 9)
GTH 750C In Search of Mary (1cr.)
Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (July 12-July 16)
GTH 751 Spirituality in Education (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 8:00-Noon (July 19-30)
GTH 752 The Moral Dimensions of Education (3cr.)
Tuesday-Friday (July 6-9) & Monday-Friday (July 1216) 1:00-5:20pm
GTH 653 Christology (3cr.)
WORKSHOP: Proclaiming the Word of God: Effective Preaching in a Modern Society
Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (June 28-July 16)
GTH 693 Catholic Health Care Ministry: Challenges for the Millenium (1cr.)
Monday & Thursday, 6:30-9:45pm (May 17-June 24)
Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (June 28-July 2)
GTH 651 Fundamentals of Spiritual Direction (3cr.) Monday-Friday, 1:00-4:00pm (June 28-July 16)
GPS 513 Advanced Developmental Psychology (3cr.)
Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (July 19-August 6)
Monday-Friday, 8:00-11:00am (July 12-July 16)
Friday, 7:00-9:00pm; Saturday, 8:00am-4:00pm; Sunday, 9:00-Noon (July 23-July 25)
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