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The statistics released by the Vermont Department of Agriculture last week [“Local Matters,” April 30], suggesting that over 40 percent of all the seeds sold in Vermont are geneti cally engineered, are extremely dis turbing. Commissioner Kerr believes that these figures should give us assurance that seed compa nies are doing their part to report essential information to the public. Instead, these statistics open a Pandora’s box of new concerns, and may represent a direct threat to the survival of organic farming in Vermont. First, the figures are inherently confusing. We were told that 44 percent of the seeds by weight are genetically engineered (GE). Then we were given figures on how much of each seed suppliers GE seeds are corn or soybeans or alfal fa or some other crop. We still don’t know how much of the corn is GE, nor do we know what pro portion of corn acreage (or any other crop’s total acreage) is GE. By themselves, these figures are somewhat meaningless. -* Still, they point to a ramch higher proportion of GE crops in Vermont than anyone ever expect ed... Throughout the world, peo ple have been resisting the genetic engineering of their food, requir ing clear labeling, and in many cases limiting imports of GE prod

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tors cuts, it seems to me I clearly identified Rumsfeld as the barbarian-in-chief in Iraq. How anyone could believe the Iraqi people are responsible for the chaos — a deliberate U.S. military objective — brought on their country by U.S. bombing, is beyond me. Is it so impossible to imagine how any one could call Americans — Americans! — barbarians? The indictments are rolling in. The U.N. has charged America with violating the Geneva

Protocols, which prohibit the destruction of cultural institu tions. The Archeological Institute of America has condemned the U.S. for violating the 1954 Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property. Even within the Bush Admini stration, there is protest: Three members of the Cultural Advisory Committee, including the chair, have resigned, accusing the U.S. military of complicity in the plunder of antiquities.

These are war crimes, to be added to the long list of war crimes perpetrated by the U.S. in the last several weeks. This paper will not permit me adequate space to itemize that list, which grows daily. The list of U.S. war crimes since 1492 would take volumes. The most egregious of those crimes is the ruthless and systematic mur der of defenseless civilians — many of them children. The media refers to “unknown” numbers of civilian casualties, without, howev

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PANTS ON FIRE Lies, lies, lies and more lies! That neatly sums up the Bush Admini stration. Lies about Social Security. Lies about taxes. Lies about the environment. And more execrable, because it resulted in the deaths of many fine young Americans and many more innocent Iraqis — lies about why we went to war [“Crank Call,” April 16]. The phrase “Weapons of Mass Distraction” comes to mind. The real reason we went to war?? Oil! Put that in your SUV and burn it. Strange, isn’t it, that the unguarded Iraqi museum of antiquities was looted, but the Ministry of Oil building, heavily guarded by Marines, remained unscathed and ready for business? And, pray tell, where were all the media eunuchs in all this — you know, Tom, Dan, Peter, Jim, Marselis, Darren, et al. — who, like the 18th-century castrati, had their integrity surgically removed in order to better sing their mas ter’s tune. Perhaps they feared that Tom “cry wolf” Ridge would issue a new threat code color — black, for “keep your mouth shut, you can always be declared an illegal combatant, and there’s no air-con ditioning in those interrogation cells at Guantanamo.”

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RUSSIAN FRONT Andre Smirnoff was prepared for a lesson in local politics when he visited the Vermont Statehouse with a group of classmates last month. The Burlington High School senior was definitely not expecting to shoot the shit — in Russian — with the state’s highestranking public official. Governor Jim Douglas was at the Legislature for a press conference when he exchanged hellos with Smirnoff, then noticed the young man’s nametag was written in Cyrillic. So Douglas switched to Russian, which he picked up at Middlebury College during the Cold War. Smirnoff says the guv had an American accent, but, “I was just impressed that I could ask a question and he would answer me back in my native language.” Douglas gave

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modern urinal in order to eliminate splashback. The rear wall of the typical urinal is parabolic in cross section when viewed from above, and the porcelain finish is con ducive to laminar flow. The principles of fluid dynamics tell us that a fluid striking a smooth surface at an oblique angle will tend to flow along that surface. Assuming the source of the fluid is near the focal point of the parabola — and modesty makes it unlikely he’ll stray too far — the fluid will run straight down the urinal wall with little or no splashing. I asked Gary if there were a “sweet spot” at which '■ users should aim to minimize splashback. He said no.' Clearly, however, certain assumptions are being made, the foremdst of which is that the user is going to aim for the back wall. (Actually, assumption number one is that the user is going to aim, period.) But some men, such as you, Mathias, wonder whether they should “splash into the water.” You’d think the answer would be obvious. Since it isn’t, let me put the matter plainly: If you splash into the water, you knucklehead, the water is going to splash on you. But men don’t listen. What then to do? Several approaches have been advanced: (1) Build a splashproofurinal. See for example www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkins.html. Part of the idea with this design is to make the urinal deeper and more concave. I’m sure it’s an improvement. The only problem is that it looks like a huge white... well, let’s just say you feel like you ought to cover it with a giant fig leaf. You’re not getting me to use this thing in public. (2) Try to make the best o f a bad situation. A number of vendors offer urinal drain screens with ribbed designs said to reduce splashback. These mitigate the negative consequences when the lads aim for the deodorant cakes. But to my mind, such screens are a halfway measure at best. (3) Give men something higher to shootfor. Now we’re talking. Gary tells me that management at the interna tional terminal of New York’s Kennedy airport specified that the image of a black fly be printed on the porcelain at the center of the back wall of every urinal. When given a target, it seems, men instinctively aim at it. The fly was originally introduced at the Schiphol airport in Amsterdam, where it supposedly reduced spillage by 80 percent. Side benefit: Folks who’ve seen these urinals never again utter the cliche, “I wish I were a fly on the wall.” One final note: It has nothing to do with urinals, but you did mention “auditory embarrassment.” (What, you want me to believe you’re visiting people who’ve got uri nals in their homes?) If you ever have occasion to build or renovate a bathroom, and the plumber asks you if you want the soil stack (the main drainpipe for the toilets) made out of plastic instead of the traditional cast iron, say no. Cast iron muffles sound; plastic, also known as polyvinyl chloride or PVC, amplifies it. Oh, ga-ross, you say. But someday you may be glad to know. CECIL ADAMS

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servation efforts wrought by studies of they’ve left in the autumn. These tiny fly birds’ travel and other habits. Being top- ing machines cannot afford the calories level predators, birds are the best indica they lose going to an empty feeder, and a tion of when “the sky is falling,” because ground littered with small, jewel-like they tend to fall from it themselves after bodies pleases no one but Tabby. eating fouled insects or sea life. Neither rule is much fun. But being Amazingly in the current political cli outdoors looking at wildlife is, and any mate, the government takes note and one with reasonable eyesight and hearing, a fair knowledge of birds, and agility on works with field biologists all over the U.S., as well as neighboring countries, their feet can join the North American to determine what can be done about it. Breeding Bird Survey in June. NABBS needs ordinary citizens to collect infor What may be most surprising to learn about birds when flitting about for mation on how many members of each species they see on randomly selected them online is that now is actually the worst time to set out food for them. routes on a given day. Results, data and You’d think they’d particularly appreci updates are stored on their Web site and ate a nicely filled feeder for their new accessed by scientists worldwide, who use this information to analyze their own families, but homespun fuel stations attract predatory birds such as blue jays migratory and resident populations. and cowbirds, as well as parasites that O f course, if you can’t get outside, you might — or might not — want to weaken the adults and kill the babies. take in some cinematic birding. Alfred Biologists and naturalists don’t mean to be killjoys, but they sternly recom Hitchcock’s creepy 1963 thriller The mend that the 50 million people who set Birds turns 40 this year to minor hoopla, both online and off. The mar out food each year shouldn’t. They’d pre fer that you pull out your non-native gar velously hateful idea of ordinary seagulls and blackbirds suddenly turning their den varieties and replant your yard with savage, pointed beaks on one’s face only natives, put out a bit of seed in the probably won’t make a bird fancier out winter if you must, and follow the rules. of any viewer, but the film is at least The number-one rule, regardless of where you look for information, is: If you great for remembering the bygone plea sures of the sturdy telephone booth. (7) have cats, don’t feed birds. Even ifTabby is sated on Purina, her killing instincts remain paramount, and a bird stopping Web Feat singin in the dead o f night, take to eat is an irresistibly easy catch. your broken wings and learn to fly by Rule number two: If you start feeding emailing webdfeat@yahoo.com. hummingbirds, you must not stop until

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since December. Time, folks, is running out. Meanwhile, while FAHC is firing good nurses during a nurs ing shortage, State Auditor Elizabeth Ready has raised the alarm over all the traveling nurs es the hospital hires to plug the holes in the patient-care dike. According to figures she obtained from the Department of Banking, Insurance, Securities and Health Care Administration (BISHCA), the Mary Fanny’s been shelling out $6.7 million annually to fill 60 traveling-nurse positions. The “travelers” are lured to Burlington by hospital ads promising “high pay rates, luxury housing, great benefits, free insurance, relocation reim bursement.” In a letter Chainsaw Liz sent Mister Ed this week, she sug gested, “It may be worth exam ining whether it would be less expensive to hire full-time, per manent nurses rather than hiring traveling nurses.” Good point, eh? RS. In a reversal of its ridicu lous editorial decision to ignore Marley Skiff’s firing, The Burlington Free Press reported last Friday on her rehiring! The Freeps, as everyone knows, is owned by the giant Gannett chain, one of the most antiunion outfits around. So it came as no big surprise the paper declined to cover the story. Can you say “censorship?” he blackout also extended to the Freeps editorial page. Editorial page editor David Awbrey refused to publish letters in sup port of Skiff In an email response to one let ter writer obtained by Seven Days, Mr. Awbrey defended the ban. “Sorry, but this doesn't work as a letter to the editor,” he wrote. “It involves a work/ employment dispute at a private organization. Letters space is reserved for issues of public poli cy or wide community interest, not personnel matters.” Strange newspaper, eh?

Corrections — We’re getting old. In last week’s item about the Republican leadership stonewalling the Burlington charter changes, we incorrectly identified the chair of the House Committee on Local Government as Judy Bloomer. Sorry. The Widow Bloomer has indeed remarried. The lucky gentleman is State Sen. John Crowley. Gov. Jim Douglas recently appointed him BISH CA commissioner. And Judy is today Judy Bloomer Crowley. Thanks for reminding us, Rep. Connie Houston. Also, Connie says Democrat

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And got out of the car. And blinked. A big crowd had turned out. The win dows of the Grange blazed with light and flickered with the silhouettes of careening dancers. The parking lot was packed and on my way inside, I noticed tags from Rhode Island and Massachusetts among their green-and-white Vermont brethren. A red Subaru sported a “Brattleboro Dawn Dance” bumper sticker. I’ve heard of the Dawn Dances — they last from eight at night until eight in the morning. I

As soon as I could, I slipped back into my freshly flossed footware and huffed back upstairs to check out the action.

The Capitol City Grange was chartered in 1871. The walls were festooned with crumbling certificates and black-and-white photographs of 19th-century men with somber mustaches and regal sashes. They seemed to regard the evening’s proceedings with approval. Contradancing is an old tradition in this area, and the mono-

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chrome men on the walls likely participated in a dance or two in their time. O n a stage at the far end of the hall, caller Susan Kevra stood by an eclectic acoustic scratch band that was churning out a roiling, Irish-influenced dance tune. At first I stood at the periphery, where I planned to watch and learn. But I had trouble divining the steps. My eyes were beguiled by the swirl of skirts and loose hair, the snappy sashays and spins of contradance regulars and the free wheeling turns and awkward allemandes of firsttimers. Dazzled by the kaleidoscopic currents of motion on the floor, I soon realized that it was impossible to learn a dance without being in the thick of it. I don’t dance often, or well. I get self-conscious bobbing and shuffling at DJ dances, and, because I’m a control freak, I don’t do well in couples dances where my partner is supposed to “lead.” But con tradancing moves too quickly for a person to remain self-conscious or inhibited for long. And based on what I could see from the sidelines, there seemed to be very little leading involved. In any event, I hadn’t come all this way just to sit and watch other people cut a rug. When the dancers dissolved into new sets for the next number, I moved onto the floor. Each dance was explained step-by-step. Some moves, like “do-si-do,” I remembered from middleschool square dances, but most were alien to me. Ladies’chain? Balance and swing? Ripped and snort? Fortunately, most of my neighboring dancers knew what they were about, ,and helped me navigate the caller’s instructions. A gap-toothed, grinning old man in a blue T-shirt helped me perfect my allemande, showing me the appropriate grip and tension to apply. Several people gave me spinning pointers — one said gently, “It helps if you don’t jump up and down.” Some steps no one knew, like “ripped and snort,” in which one couple forms an archway and six other dancers thread between them hand-in-hand. Mosdy, though, I just watched other people and picked up the steps as the dances repeated themselves. Even so, I did get hopelessly dizzy during a few dances and more than a little lost during most. The dances are rapid, with one step bleeding into the next in a fluid weave of movement. But as disori ented as I sometimes got, I never stopped having fun; the music was wild and vibrant, it felt good to be moving and my more accomplished dance part ners were always forgiving — even when I trampled their feet. Towards the end o f the evening, I took a break to speak with Todd Taska, who organizes the Montpelier contradance. In a voice raised to carry over the band, he affirmed my sink-or-swim approach: “The way people learn is by doing.” Taska added that it’s important for new dancers to

be flexible about who they dance with, even if they come with a date. Partner-swapping is de rigueur in contradancing, and you’re unlikely to learn much if you only dance with fellow beginners. (And you never know what might happen in the arms of a stranger; Taska met his wife at a contradance.) Because of the rapid exchange of partners in a single dance, contradancing isn’t just a social ice breaker — it’s an ice pulverizer. As Henry Rich, a yourig man frojrt Connecticut, pointed out, “ypu might dance with 20 strangers in 10 minutes.” Some might find this therapeutic; for others it’s a great way to meet people. For most, it’s a bit of both.

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Pritchett and Emily Cervini may overdo the quakes and quivers a bit in the roles of Robinson and his accuser, but their anguish is affecting. And it should be noted that two of the key actors in this scene do impressive double duty elsewhere in the play: Bob Nuner, stern Judge Taylor, is also shy farmer Cunningham; Cy Moore, an oily prosecutor Gilmer, transforms himself shortly thereafter into a halting, gentle Boo. Jim Reid is solid throughout as sensible Heck Tate, the sheriff. As for Atticus, Christian Kauffman may not make you forget Peck, but he makes That Speech his own. In a way, he’s more appropriate for the role than Peck; he has the height, the gravity and the mellifluous voice but he’s also a little more worn-looking and less

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he landscape of Addison County has long been admired by locals and visitors alike. Now four artists have created a Middlebury gallery exclusively dedicated to it. Painters Douglas Lazarus, Jake Geer and Robert Popick and photographer Trent Campbell opened the Art Studio Gallery last weekend. It is located in a house built in 1787 by another painter — that is, Gamaliel Painter, a captain in the Revolutionary War. Painter was also a founder of Middlebury College and a delegate to the con vention of 1777 that declared Vermont an independent republic. Today his old house is a beautifully restored wood-frame Cape at 7 Seymour Street, just a few dozen yards from the heart of the village. The Art Studio Gallery foursome has ideal surroundings upon which to lavish their aesthetic affections. Addison County boasts some of the most dramatic views of the Champlain Valley, as well as tidy dairy

-Cr the only galleries I know of that specifical ly celebrates the locale in which it is situ ated.” He probably should have acknowledged various galleries in, say, Provincetown, Santa Fe and Paris; nevertheless, Middlebury certainly deserves to be added to that list. It’s also a popular destination for leaf peepers, fly fishermen and well-heeled alums of the college — another plus for the gallery’s location. If there is a new idea associated with Art Studio Gallery, it might be faith in the premise that a group of artists can get along well enough to mind their own store. It’s not uncommon for craftspeople to have full-time galleries attached to their studios, but few fine artists are humble enough to take that approach. Lazarus, Geer, Popick and Campbell are all highly skilled and well established in their genres, yet they are working together rather than in competition. They appear to genuinely

If there is a new idea associated with Art Studio Gallery, it might be faith in the premise that a group of artists can get along well enough to mind their own store. farms, Otter Creek and the New Haven River, picturesque old mills, five covered bridges, wetlands alive with winging ducks... and just about any other subject a Vermont landscape artist could possibly desire. In a recent interview with the Addison County Independent Lazarus said of the area’s newest attraction, “It’s one of

respect each other and are co-promoting each other’s work. That’s a breath of fresh air also worth celebrating. Photographer Trent Campbell estimates that over the last 10 years he has traveled 30,000 miles crisscrossing Addison County — whose area is 818 square miles — in his quest for engaging images.

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Besides his fine-art work, he has logged miles as a photojournalist for the Addison County Independent. He has both color and black-and-white work in the gallery. “Spring Snow” portrays a bicycle lying on the ground covered by the white stuff. Campbell has focused on the back wheel, frame and seat with a sophisticated composition of askew triangles and semicircles. About two inches of damp, clinging snow enshroud the bicycle, making its details loom large over the soft white background. The vibrant colors of “Water Fall” are a startling contrast to the black and white of “Spring Snow.” The water is an electric blue, and a crimson maple leaf floats on the water’s placid surface. The photos title is a puckish bit of irony; Campbell’s reference to fall means very late in autumn, as the dark reflections of totally denuded trees are seen as sil houettes beneath the bright red leaf. Although Lazarus bristles at being compared to modern photorealists, his paintings display the same sort of exactitude for which urban photoreal ists like Richard Estes are known. Lazarus might prefer to be compared to 19th-century realists, such as Thomas Eakens, who were ostensibly less reliant on photography. However, since the advent of the camera obscura 400 years ago, mechanical tech niques have assisted the rendition of realism. Lazarus has attained the same degree o f accuracy in many of his works, regardless of how he achieved it. “Swimming Hole, New Haven” has a no-nonsense approach to light that is razor-sharp and has none of the romantic impulses found in neoimpres sionist work. The bathers in “Swimming Hole” are likewise completely naturalistic. Lazarus is supreme ly confident in rendering the effects of light on water and has earned an international reputation for it. In 2001 Waterways Trust Scotland enlisted him to complete a series of oils examining that country’s canals. Last year he was commissioned to complete a series of views of New York’s historic Erie Canal as it appears today. Although Popick’s “View of Thompson’s Point” portrays a bit of Chittenden County real estate, it was no doubt captured from a vantage point in Addison County. He’s been painting in the

Champlain Valley for more than 30 years and is a substantial watercolorist. “Thompson’s Point” is a large-scale watercolor with superb transitions of intensity. The foreground is somewhat dark, punc tuated by patches of light in meadows and on a farmhouse. The lake has a whitish glimmer, and the Adirondacks recede through successive layers of atmosphere in aerial perspective. “Fifth Season” is a smaller piece, a wetland in early spring with a meandering stream and a few tenacious birds coasting overhead. Popick accurate ly describes the earthy hues of mud and brown grass without overstating the dreariness of Vermont’s “fifth season.” When Geer was discharged from the Marine Corps four decades ago, he enrolled in Middlebury College. He graduated with a fine arts degree in 1968 and began painting scenes of the Champlain Valley while also working as a graphic designer. Landscape painting has been his sole occupation since 1992. He seems to have a particular affinity for the geometric angles of rural architecture — basically barns. He also has a wry sense of humor, as demonstrated in “Paint Sale Barn.” This painting is practically a geometric abstraction; the barn has been distilled into a series of triangles, squares and rectangles. The paint-sale reference denotes Geer’s clashing harmony of reds above and blues below. A judicious use of grays and blacks serves to flatten the painting. “High Noon” is a more naturalistic aggregation of barn, sheds and silos. The midday sunlight throws shadows across the roofs and creates a series of rhomboid shapes, each with a slightly different tonality. Art Studio Gallery intends to exhibit only the work of Lazarus, Geer, Popick and Campbell. That means it is devoted to high quality, artistically con servative work. True to its allegiance to Addison County, the gallery already has a nonprofit fundraising event planned for later this month. These guys are not revolutionaries, but like the Painter who occupied 7 Seymour Street two cen turies ago, they are community-minded and laying the foundation for a promising future. ®

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Rev. William Sioane Coffin, of the most prominent antiwar activists of the Vietnam era, has a life one friend describes as “saturated” and another calls exemplary.” A conversation with 78-year-old Strafford resident makes clear why both terms apply. Born into the American aris tocracy, Coffin has been a World War II U.S. Army officer, a CIA agent, a Peace Corps trainer, a freedom rider in the civil-rights movement, uni versity chaplain at Yale, pas tor of a progressive church in New York City, and national director of the nuclear weapons freeze campaign. He could have made a career as a concert pianist. He’s fluent in Russian and French and was once a strong runner and wrestler. Coffin has also been arrested numerous times and was tried in 1968 on federal charges of conspir ing to subvert the wartime military draft. Can a man with such a worldly and limelit back ground enjoy retirement in a drowsy Vermont village? “I love it here,” Coffin says, speech slightly slurred as the of a stroke he suffered three ago. “Vermont is so beautiful, know, nature gets more interestnearer you get to joining it.” though he now has trouble , Coffin still gets around. He earlier this year at rallies in Montpelier against the war in Iraq. As practicing Presbyterian minister, performs civil-union cereas well as weddings. And until he was giving occasional recitals at the church on

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Strafford’s green, accompanied by violinist Steve Nelson, a part-time Sharon resident and principal of the progressive Calhoun School on Manhattan’s Upper West Side. “Bill has become my best friend,” says Nelson, who met Coffin about 10 years ago. “Ours was originally a musical relationship, and it’s been richly marbled with politics, vodka, his life, my life and the lives of both our families.” Everyone who knows Coffin speaks of his warmth and vivacity. He’s still quick to laugh and has at least as many yarns to spin as any generalstore philosopher. There’s something characteristi cally Vermontish about Coffin’s character, even though he was raised in a penthouse apartment on Manhattan’s Upper East Side and was educated at Deerfield Academy, Phillips in Andover, a Swiss music conservatory and Yale University — the alma mater of his grandfather, father and uncle. “Bill has presence,” observes Vermont State Poet Grace Paley. “He knows who he is. And to me he is a friend and a great support as a writer.” Coffin has lived in Vermont full-time since 1990, but his connection to the state runs longer and deeper than that. After leaving his chaplain post at Yale in the 1970s, he stayed for a time in a room in a Strafford barn owned by his brother, Ned, who was then a local windmill builder. And in 1984, the twice-divorced Coffin married Randy Wilson, a Strafford native. “Bill is very much a member of the community here,” says his neighbor and sister-in-law Vi Coffin, the former chair of the Vermont Democratic Party. “In the good weather he spends time chatting with folks on the front porch.” As confirmation of his status as an adopted son of the Green Mountains, Coffin was recruited for a role in M an With a Plan, the 1996 film starring quintessential Vermont dairy farmer Fred Tuttle.

M illions of Americans of a certain age remember Coffin as one of the more straightlaced rebels of the 1960s, a clergyman who forcefully damned the war in Vietnam as immoral and unjust. He was a hero to doves and was hated by many hawks — an anonymous few of whom threatened to kill him for urging young men to turn in their draft cards and refuse induction into the U.S. armed forces.

lichael ® |p tr, now an English professor at the University of Nfew Hampshire, was one of those draft resisters inspired by Coffin’s always eloquent and sometimes elegant preaching style. “He’s really part of that old oral culture that’.s carried on mostly by black ministers,” Ferber says. “I think Bill is the best white preacher in America.” Ferber was indicted along with Coffin and three other protest leaders in the draft-resistance case that became one of the most celebrated war-related trials of the 1960s. Marcus Raskin, one of the so-called Boston Five, was acquitted by the trial jury, while two others — Ferber and pediatrician Benjamin Spock — were cleared by an appeals court. The charges against Coffin and the other remaining defendant, Mitchell Goodman, were quietly dropped by the government. This wasn’t Coffin’s first deliberate run-in with a law he believed sustained injustice. Seven years prior to his felony indictment, he was arrested for taking part in a “freedom ride” against Jim Crow public-transportation laws in the Deep South. It was an act of civil disobedience that set him firmly on the course toward social justice he continues to follow to this day. “You do something like that, and the next steps in your life are taken for you,” Coffin says of his 1961 arrest in Montgomery, Alabama, for the crime of attempting to integrate the whites-only waiting room of a bus depot. At that time, Coffin was in the third year of his tenure as university chaplain at Yale. Some stu dents, faculty, administrators and alumni were not at all pleased with his high-profile involvement in what many white Americans still viewed as a radical cause. Coffin’s subsequent leadership in the cam paign against conscription sparked a similar reac tion among those Yalies who believed their chaplain should stick to religion and not meddle in politics — particularly anti-establishment politics. Disagreements over the war were burning so hot by the late 1960s that they brought many long term friendships and collegial relationships to a fiery end. In his 1977 memoir, Once to Every M an, Coffin describes his falling out with an unnamed former CIA colleague. Even though Coffin was the godfather of the CIA man’s daughter, the agent grew furious when the minister visited his home after making an antiwar speech in Washington.

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v “For a moment we just stared at eacn other,” Coffin writes. “Then I said quietly, ‘I supppse you’re looking at a traitor.’ “‘That sums it up perfectly,’ he snapped. ‘“Do you know what I’m looking at?’ “‘What?’ “‘A murderer,’ I said. ‘Now what are we going to do about it?”’ Nothing positive, as it turned out. The two part ed more enemies than friends. To one hard-partying Yalie of that era, who went on to considerable fame and no small fortune, Coffin’s politics seemed emblematic of the “selfrighteousness” and “intellectual superiority” of the East Coast liberals who were leading Ivy League institutions in discomfiting directions. According to a story in Newsweek that ran prior to the 2000 pres idential election, George W. Bush “bitterly recalled Coffin’s telling him, after his father had lost the 1964 Senate race in Texas to Ralph Yarborough, ‘I knew your father, and he lost to a better man.”’ For the most part, though. Coffin was at least tolerated throughout his tumultuous tenure at Yale, which ran from 1958 until 1976. “I was lucky to be supported by so many faculty and students and a president [Kingman Brewster] who were real believers in free speech,” he says now. A large number of Yale students were also fer vent followers of Coffin’s gospel. Although usually attired in jacket and tie, he achieved rock-star status on the campus and in the surrounding community. The Yale class of 1970 voted him the most admired figure in the world. “Walking through the streets of New Haven with William Sloane Coffin Jr. is like being in a movie about a small-town folk hero,” wrote the muckraking journalist Jessica Mitford, who was herself a colorful nonconformist. “People come up to shake his hand, students run after him with urgent questions, old folks stop their cars to call out, ‘Good luck, Bill!’ and, ‘Howdy, Reverend!”’ Coffin’s historic significance must not be under estimated, adds his one-time co-conspirator Marcus Raskin. Through his leadership of an early antiwar organization called Clergy and Laity Concerned About Vietnam, Coffin instigated “a symbolic struggle between church and state,” says Raskin, a founder of the progressive Institute for Policy »

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his theological studies to join the Central Intelligence Agency at the outbreak of fighting in Korea in 1950. The CIA had actually been eagerly recruiting the young man, who was much valued for his Russian language skills and famil iarity with the Soviet military. Coffin was already developing a progressive political perspective, and becoming a CIA officer was n’t seen at that time as a contra dictory career move. The fledg ling agency was being run mainly by well-educated liberals with blue-blood pedigrees similar to Coffins. “Far from reactionary,” he writes of the early CIA agents, “they believed that communism was essentially a parasite feeding on various diseases in the body politic caused by right-wing neg lect; in the long run, the answer to communism was probably some form of socialism.” Coffins assignment was to train Russian emigres for spy missions inside the Soviet Union. He helped prepare them for clandestine para chute drops into the Russian heart land, where they were to make their way to nearby cities, get work in strategic industries and transmit information to their CIA handlers via secret radios. It was a daring and doomed operation. Coffin thinks that all the agents he helped implant were likely discovered by the Soviets and did not survive long. He expresses no regrets — and few second thoughts — about this adventure in anticom munism. “I was a real cold war rior,” Coffin says of his 1950s worldview. “But I was also naive about my own government.” Some years after leaving the CIA in 1953, he came to see the agency for what it was: an instru ment o f covert American interven tion against left-wing nationalist governments or movements in Third World countries such as Iran, Guatemala, Lebanon and the

Dominican Republic. As U.S. mil itary involvement intensified in Vietnam in the early 1960s, Coffin realized that “this was no aberra tion; it was part of a pattern.” But drat epiphany did not drive Coffin to an anti-America*** isirtof the sort practiced by those New Leftists who waved Viet Cong flags at Washington rallies and styled themselves as Maoist revolutionaries. Despite his radical antiwar activities, which included a 1972 trip to the enemy capital of Hanoi to bring home a few American POWs, Coffin did not wholly renounce mainstream American political views. He simply redefined the terms of his commitment to the land of Jefferson, Lincoln and FDR. Recalling a speech he gave to a partly hostile audience at Auburn University in Alabama, Coffin says he showed it was possible to express principled opposition to the draft and to the war without becoming “strident or fanatical.” Asked recently to situate him self on the political spectrum, Coffin replied, “I’m a left-wing Democrat, I suppose.” Never more than that? Never a roman tic fling with Cuba? No, he says, because “socialism has a hard time dealing with man’s flaws.” At the same time, Coffin has gone where few other left-leaning Democrats ever venture: into direct confrontation with the law and its enforcers. Civil disobedi ence, he explains, “should not be used as a first resort; it’s more like a last resort.” Deciding whether to practice it “depends on your estimation of how evil the actions of your government are. I thought the Vietnam War was so wrong, was being waged so counter to American standards of decency, that it felt right to me to engage in civil disobedience.” Besides, selectively breaking the law is not the same as under

mining civil order, Coffin argues. “If you accept your punishment, you’re actually upholding, not destroying, the legal structure.” No plaster saint, Coffin will hurl angry profanities when asked his view of current U.S. behavior toward the rest of the world. “Oh, shit, were being run by a bunch of people with messianic preten sions,” he says in regard to Presi dent Bush and the Attorney General he calls “Ayatollah Ash croft.” The hypocrisy of America’s born-again rulers “would make Jesus puke,” Coffin asserts. The Reverend more typically seeds his remarks with biblical and literary allusions. To critique American hegemony, he turns to the New Testament for a caution ary metaphor. “Don’t people remember it was the Devil who tempted Jesus Christ with unlimit ed power and wealth? That’s exact ly what Washington now enjoys — unrivaled power and wealth.” Not surprisingly, Coffin opposed the war against Iraq and, in his view, the United States’ military success doesn’t equate with political triumph. “This war will have devastating consequences for this country,” Coffin predicts. “It’s as Burke said,” he adds, quoting the 18thcentury British political philoso pher: “‘When victory is won, our ruin will be complete.’” But disenchantment with this administration has not prompted any crisis in Coffin’s personal patriotism. “There are three kinds of patriots,” he explains in charac teristically epigrammatic fashion: “those who express uncritical love for their country; those who are loveless critics of their country; and those who carry on a lover’s quarrel with their country.” As if there were any doubt as to which category Coffin assigns himself, the last relationship, he adds, is “a reflection of God’s own lover’s quarrel with humanity.” ®

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lisher. It was just as a Kansas City boy.” Fleischer liked The Bern Book. He appreciated Carter’s quirky style. But what really piqued his interest was an aside in the book’s introduction. Herb Lottman, then the international correspondent for Publisher’s Weekly, mentioned Carter’s unpublished work. “Herb made it very clear that Carter had written a great novel,” Fleischer explains. “As a publisher, I thought, ‘What the heck happened to it?”’ Intrigued, Fleischer contacted Lottman, who told him the bad news — since Carter’s death, Lottman had purged his files. He didn’t have the manuscript and he didn’t have contact information for Carter’s friends or family. The novel had disappeared. ..-v Fleischer decided to find it. Encouraged by the publisher’s enthusiasm, Lottman agreed to help. He spread the word through publishing circles that Fleischer was interested in Carter’s long-lost novel. Meanwhile, Fleischer concentrated on Kansas City, hoping to locate the late author’s relatives. He searched records in the public library. He scoured the archives of the Kansas City Star. He found nothing. “I was beginning to lose faith,” he says, “when out of the blue we got this fax from Herb.” In the fall of 2001, a friend of a friend of a friend of Lottman’s provided a phone number for Liselotte Haas, Carter’s longtime companion. The phone number was supposed to be for a Swiss yoga institute, where 69-yearold Haas is an instructor. Fleischer asked Steerforth’s foreign-rights director Helga Schmidt to call, thinking that the person who answered might not speak English. But the number was for Haas’ own apart-

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apartment o ff an alley in Kansas City. H is excellent manners and keen intelligence set him apart from his more rambunctious peers and earn him the respect of his fam ily and his neighbors. “’Mer’go,” says a fam ily friend, “ain’ just no ord’nary boy.” And Carter was no ordinary Kansas C ity writer, Fleischer dis covered. Though the 39-year-old publisher is white, Jewish and grew up on the wealthier side of town, he recalls wandering as a boy through the city’s art museum and being moved by the same works of art that influence Amerigo. Read-

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ing Such Sweet Thunder, he quickly developed a deeper appreciation of Carter’s achievement. He recog nized immediately the novel’s his torical significance, which review ers have also pointed out. Amerigo’s segregated, Jim Crow world, says Kirkus, is “too seldom seen in American fiction.” »

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Violence, poverty and racism saturate Am erigo’s life, but much o f his struggle to define him self occurs inside his own head. The rich, lyrical prose with which Carter describes this struggle mesmerized Fleischer. He decided not to tinker with it. Besides deleting a handful of adjectives from the first 100 pages, Fleischer and Steerforth’s editorial director Robin Dutcher left Carter’s manuscript mostly as they found it. “Really great jazz artists are steeped in musical the ory that allows them to im pro vise without just m aking noise,” Fleischer explains. “Carter knew what he was doing.” Fleischer did make one very noticeable change, however. Carter called the manuscript The P rim ary Colors. Fleischer didn’t care for the title. Since Carter dedicated the book to Duke Ellington, the publisher felt it would be appropriate to rename it Such Sw eet Thunder, honoring the Ellington/B illy Strayhorn tune by that name. The composi tion was a tribute to Shakespeare, and the phrase is from A M id sum m er N ig h ts D ream . The asso ciation makes perfect sense to Fleischer, given the book’s

reliance on jazz, and on European literary sensibilities. Indeed, Carter’s penchant for detail-heavy, stream-of-consciousness w riting, combined with his intimate rendering of African-Am erican domestic life, produces a uniquely com pelling Bildungsrom an. P ublisher’s W eekly

acknowledged this achievement in a starred review, calling the book “a marvelous blend o f jazz rhythms and high literary tradi tion.” Ironically, it was probably this unique fusion o f styles that kept the novel from being pub lished in the ’60s.

Fleischer doesn't know for sure why Carter’s manuscript lan guished in obscurity for 30 years. W hen he visited Haas last O cto ber, he discovered the writer’s correspondence with his agent, Toni Strassman. It revealed that, though several publishers had expressed interest, they were con cerned about the book’s length and its reliance on heavily accented dialect. Carter took these criticism s to heart. He made significant changes, but eventually turned his creative energies toward visual art and lost interest in thd project. W hen Carter shelved the book in 1970, the revised version had yetoto be seen by the publishers who had suggested the changes. .. ^ Perhaps Carter sensed that dierejwec^Qther unspqkeajrea- ,- 1 sons for the book’s rejderiorr.' ’ : * Fleischer speculates that the author’s race played a role. The novel wasn’t what publishers were looking for in “Negro Literature” in the ’60s: It’s not a protest novel. Despite his deprivations, Amerigo finds much joy in his surroundings, as when he savors an evening in the alley: I hope it never changes, he tho ught... H e looked fro m the height o f his contentm ent into his alley. From the m any doors a n d windows, fro m the host o f fa m ilia r faces on the porches rose a gentle sw ell o f ta lk a n d laughter inter spersed w ith m usic — fro m a radio, a Victrola, fro m someone singing or playing a g u ita r or playing a har monica; accented by the sound o f babies crying, a glass shattering against a floor, o f autom obiles w hizzing up a n d dow n the boule vard, up a n d dow n the avenue. I t fille d his eyes a n d ears w ith the sweetest sound he h a d ever heard. ”

“Carter conveys a certain love and generosity o f spirit towards this place,” notes Fleischer. “He provides a much more complete and relaxing picture o f everyday life than a book with an agenda and a [political] purpose would.” He suspects that publishers m ight havp deemed the book unmarketable for this reason. Most undergraduate English majors are fam iliar with another victim o f this publishing bias. Zora Neale Hurston’s highly acclaimed novel T heir Eyes Were W atching G od suffered a sim ilar fate. Hurston’s love story, like Carter’s novel, features a protago nist who struggles with some thing other than oppression.

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Both Am erigo and Janie interact prim arily with other black char acters. Neither book directly addresses a white audience, not even confrontationally. Hurstons novel was published in 1937 and out o f print by the ’60s. Black male authors like Richard W right derided it for its lack o f attention to racism and black-white relations. Though she enjoyed some success, Hurston died poor and was buried in an unmarked grave. In the ’70s, Alice Walker and other black female writers demanded Hurston’s work be brought back into print and included in the African-Am erican literary canon. Unlike Hurston, however, Carter has few well-known champions. H is book is not an accessible, plot-driven love story like Hurston’s, which enjoys a healthy follow ing among black women, feminists, women’s stud ies majors and folklorists. And Carter alienated black writers o f his time who pleaded with him to return to the States. H is deci sion to remain in Switzerland, focusing on art instead o f activism, caused his name to drop from the radar screen.

Fleischer and Steerforth have some experience with literary revivals. Ten years ago the fledg ling press bought the rights to the novels o f Dawn Powell, a New York novelist o f the ’20s and ’30s whose work had been out o f print for years. Influential writers like Edm und W ilson and Gore V idal praised Powell, and the new editions sparked enthu siastic critical attention, though it never translated into w ild financial success. Because o f risks involved, the Vermont publisher’s independ ence — its ability to continue publishing quirky books — is precarious. The company suf fered losses in 2001 and 2002 . It’s not surprising that not every one at Steerforth has been as enthused as Fleischer. Michael Moore, one o f the company’s senior editors and the conduit through which Steerforth acquired the Powell books, was doubtful. He recalls likin g Such Sw eet T hunder but having reser vations. “I thought it was proba bly an impossible publishing project,” says the 61-year-old editor. “I couldn’t imagine how we would get attention for it.

“Really great jazz artists are steeped in musical theory that allows them to improvise without just making noise. Carter knew what he was doing.” CHIP

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Carter’s absence from the U.S. affected Fleischer’s efforts as well. To garner attention for the proj ect, he sought blurbs from promi nent African-Americans. He had heard that Ellen W right, widow of author Richard W right, had read and liked the manuscript years ago. But when he contacted her she had no memory^ o fip He sent the bound galleys to several African-American writers. “I got a nice note from Toni Morrison’s assistant,’’ Fleischer recalls, but none of the writers he queried were w illing to comment. “It became very clear that the most besieged group in America is the group o f African-American intel lectuals. Unless a book is put in their hands by people they know and trust, they wont touch it.” Such Sw eet T hunder is an unlikely candidate for the best seller lists. It’s a risky publishing venture, and Fleischer’s enthusi asm has been absolutely crucial. As the publishing industry has become dominated by large cor porate publishing houses, fewer and fewer publishers have been w illing to pursue quality books with lim ited financial prospects. And dead authors are especially difficult to work with — they’re not available for rewrites, and they don’t do book tours.

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Unlike Dawn Powell, who had all o f these fans like Gore Vidal, this guy was pretty obscure.” But even Moore’s cautionary tone hasn’t dampened Fleischer’s passion for Carter’s book. “Even tually you just have to start painting the fence and having fun,” he says, alluding to the famous scene from Tom Sawyer, “and at some point, people w ill come along and say, ‘Hey, what are you doing? Can we join you?”’ So far, Fleischer’s strategy seems to have paid off. Thanks to the positive press, bookstore and library orders have surpassed the initial run o f 8000 copies. Steerforth has a second run scheduled. The book has also started to receive notice in the African-Am erican community. B lack Renaissance M agazine, New York University’s magazine of African-Am erican affairs, w ill print an excerpt in its next issue. Fleischer is pleased, not just because o f what this means for Steerforth, but because he feels he has rescued something worth saving. “You just feel at times the author’s speaking to you, for you and you alone to understand completely. That’s what I love most about this book.” ®

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Fleischer doesn't know for

sure why Carter’s manuscript lan guished in obscurity for 30 years. W hen he visited Haas last O cto ber, he discovered the writer’s correspondence with his agent, Toni Strassman. It revealed that, though several publishers had expressed interest, they were con cerned about the book’s length and its reliance on heavily accented dialect. Carter took A rtist A s a Young M an. these criticism s to heart. He W hen he stumbles upon made significant changes, but something he doesn’t understand, eventually turned his creative Amerigo grapples with it inter energies toward’visual art and nally, as when he becomes angry lost interest in the project. When at a man for mistreating his wife: Carter shelved the book in 1970, A distant, abstract rage fille d the revised version had yet .to be his chest, his th ro a t... The specula seen by the publishers who had tion fo r w hich there were no words suggested the changes. ^ catapulted him once again into the Perhaps Carter sensed that th e r e fp y ji^ e r a ^ o o je e ^ a ^ T w ith particles o f sound cm d ccflor 4 sons for the book’s rejection. 4 * s a n d m ovem ent, a n d caused him to Fleischer speculates that the lose a ll awareness o f him self, o f his author’s race played a role. The beginning or o f his end. W hat h a d novel wasn’t what publishers were once been his ears were now vol looking for in “Negro Literature” um es fille d w ith sound, w h at h a d in the ’60s: It’s not a protest been his eyes were orbits fille d w ith novel. Despite his deprivations, light, w ha t h a d been his body a Amerigo finds much joy in his configuration o f driven snow, surroundings, as when he savors fin a lly com ing to rest, a burning an evening in the alley: droplet upon a w rin kled sheet, / hope it never changes, he Violence, poverty and racism saturate Am erigo’s life, but much of his struggle to define him self occurs inside his own head. The rich, lyrical prose with which Carter describes this struggle mesmerized Fleischer. He decided not to tinker with it. Besides deleting a handful o f adjectives from the first 100 pages, Fleischer and Steerforth’s editorial director Robin Dutcher left Carter’s manuscript mostly as they found it. “Really great jazz artists are steeped in musical the ory that allows them to im pro vise without just m aking noise,” Fleischer explains. “Carter knew what he was doing.” Fleischer did make one very noticeable change, however. Carter called the manuscript The P rim ary Colors. Fleischer didn’t care for the title. Since Carter dedicated the book to Duke Ellington, the publisher felt it would be appropriate to rename it Such Sw eet Thunder, honoring the Ellington/B illy Strayhorn tune by that name. The composi tion was a tribute to Shakespeare, and the phrase is from A M id sum m er N ig h ts D ream . The asso ciation makes perfect sense to Fleischer, given the book’s

“Carter conveys a certain love and generosity o f spirit towards this place,” notes Fleischer. “He provides a much more complete and relaxing picture o f everyday life than a book with an agenda and a [political] purpose would.” He suspects that publishers m ight have deemed the book unmarketable for this reason. Most undergraduate English majors are fam iliar with another victim o f this publishing bias. Zora Neale Hurston’s highly acclaimed novel T heir Eyes Were W atching G od suffered a sim ilar fate. Hurston’s love story, like Carter’s novel, features a protago nist who struggles with some thing other than oppression.

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Fleischer and Steerforth have some experience with literary revivals. Ten years ago the fledg ling press bought the rights to the novels o f Dawn Powell, a New York novelist o f the ’20s and ’30s whose work had been out o f print for years. Influential writers like Edm und W ilson and Gore Vidal praised Powell, and the new editions sparked enthu siastic critical attention, though it never translated into w ild financial success. Because o f risks involved, the Vermont publisher’s independ ence — its ability to continue publishing quirky books — is precarious. The company suf fered losses in 2001 and 200 2 . It’s not surprising that not every one at Steerforth has been as enthused as Fleischer. Michael Moore, one o f the company’s senior editors and the conduit through which Steerforth acquired the Powell books, was doubtful. He recalls likin g Such Sw eet T hunder but having reser vations. “I thought it was proba bly an impossible publishing project,” says the 61-year-old editor. “I couldn’t imagine how we would get attention for it.

“Really great jazz artists are steeped in musical theory that allows them to improvise without just making noise, Carter knew what he was doing.” CHIP

FLEISCHER,

Carter’s absence from the U .S. affected Fleischer’s efforts as well. To garner attention for the proj ect, he sought blurbs from promi nent African-Americans. He had heard that Ellen W right, widow of author Richard W right, had read and liked the manuscript years ago. But when he contacted her she had no memoryvo fif, He sent the bound galleys to several African-American writers. “I got a nice note from Toni Morrison’s assistant,” Fleischer recalls, but none o f the writers he queried were w illing to comment. “It became very clear that the most besieged group in America is the group of African-American intel lectuals. Unless a book is put in their hands by people they know and trust, they won’t touch it.” Such Sw eet T hunder is an unlikely candidate for the best seller lists. It’s a risky publishing venture, and Fleischer’s enthusi asm has been absolutely crucial. As the publishing industry has become dominated by large cor porate publishing houses, fewer and fewer publishers have been w illing to pursue quality books with lim ited financial prospects. And dead authors are especially difficult to work with — they’re not available for rewrites, and they don’t do book tours.

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:: Champlain valley LADIES' NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JORY NASH (singer-songwriter). Good Times Cafe, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

:: central HOUSE JAM, Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. Jl£. OPEN MIKE, Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W /ABBY, Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. MARTHA'S TROUBLE (rock), Cambridge Coffeehouse, Dinner's Dunn, 7 p.m. NC.

:: sou th ern OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

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THU.08 :: burlington area STEPHEN CALLAHAN (jazz). Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by CHARLES DEAD OR ALIVE (acid rock), 9 p.m. NC. ELEMENTS OF SOUND (house DJs), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. BIG JOE BURRELL (jazz-blues), Halvorson's, 8 p.m. $5. ELLEN POWELL & MIKE SUCHER (jazz), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. LIVE ACOUSTIC SERIES, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 8 p.m. NC. EYE OH YOU (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. GAELIC STORM (Celtic/world), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $18, followed by THE KENT VARIETY, ANDY LUGO'S

OPEN JAM (blues/funk/rock), Ashley's, 9

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:: central BEN GROSSCUP, OPEN MIKE (songs of resistance), Montpelier Community Coffee House, Rhapsody Main Street, 7 p.m. Donations. TNT KARAOKE, Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC.

northern OPEN MIKE, Kept Writer, 7 p.m. Donations. AA LADIES' NIGHT (DJ), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, The Brewski, 9 p.m. NC. LOVE SCENE CLEAR (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES' NIGHT W /9 5 X X X (DJ), Naked . Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

2ND AGENDA (alt-rock), 10 p.m. $4. FLOWTING BRIDGE (jam), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE & DIRECT TALENT SEARCH (hiphop/r&b/reggae; Da Champ, DJ Toxic, DJ Big Kat), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), O.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m.

(jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 6:30 p.m. NC. WRUV DJS (downtempo), The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CYRO BAPTISTA & BEAT THE DONKEY (psychedelic world music), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $12/14. 18+ KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

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MR. FRENCH (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds,

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Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln In n Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, fol lowed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SMOKING GUN (rock), Franny 0's, 9 p.m. NC.

:: ch am p iain valley TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. TOAST (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. THE ABBY & BART SHOW (folk-rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central W ILLIE EDWARDS BAND (blues-rock), > Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC. TNT KARAOKE, Farr's Roadhouse, 9 p.m. $3-5. SHAUNA ANTONIUC TRIO (jazz), J. Morgan's, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Trinity Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. NC.

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A n gela's Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936. A shley's, Merchant's Row, Randolph, 728-9182. B a ck sta g e Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494. B a n a n a W inds Cafe & Pub, Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jet., 879-0752. B ay sid e Pav ilio n , 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. B o o n y s Grille, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569. B o rd ers B ooks & M usic, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. The B rew sk i, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. C am bridge C offeeh o u se, D inn ers Dunn Restaurant, Jeffersonville, 644-5721. C apitol G rounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. C harlie O's, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 2 2 3 -6 8 2 0 . Chow! B ella, 28 N. Main St., S t Albans, 524-1405. City L im its , 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club M etron om e, 188 Main §t,R Burlington, 865-4563. Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. ; E clip se T h e a te r, Mad River Valley Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 1-888-212-1142. E d g ew ater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. F a rr's R oad h o u se, Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-4053. Flynn C en ter/F ly n n S p ace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. The F ish , Rt. 12, Northfield Falls, 485-7577. F ra n n y O's, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. G eno's K araoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Good T im es C afe, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777.

H alvorson's U p stre e t C afe, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. H ecto r's, 1 Lawson Ln., Burlington, 862-6900. H enry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. H ig h er Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888. The H un gry L ion , 1145 Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5848. J . M organ's a t C apitol P laza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.'s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. The K ept W rite r, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242. K in cad e's, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-4649. L eu n ig 's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. L in co ln In n L ou n g e, 4 Park St., Essex Jet., 878-3309. L ion 's Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad M ountain T avern , Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad R iver U n plugged a t Valley P lay ers T h e a te r, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. M a n h a tta n P izza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. M a tte rh o rn , 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. M cD onough's, Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126. M illennium N ightclub , 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. M iddle E a rth M usic H all, Bradford, 222-4748. Mr. M ike's, 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072. The M onkey H ouse, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. M onopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.V., 518-563-2222. M uddy W aters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. N aked T urtle H olding Co., 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-6200. N ectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1 3 5 P e a rl S t., Burlington, 863-2343. O tter C reek Tavern, 35 Green St., Vergennes, 877-3667. P arim a, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. P ick le B a rre l N ightclub , Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. The Pour H ouse, 1900 W illiston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-3653. Pu rp le Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. R adio B e a n , 8 N. W inooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. R a sp u tin 's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Sq uare, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. R ip to n C om m unity C offee H ouse, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Ri R a Iris h Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Rozzi's L a k e sh o re T avern , 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colcheste 863-2342. R uben J a m e s , 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. R u sty N ail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sam i's H arm o n y Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Sh-N a-N a's, 101 Main St., Burlington, 865-2596. S t. Jo h n 's Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. S tarb u ck s, Burlington Town Center, Burlington, 651-9844. S to w eh o f In n , Edson Hil^Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. S w eetw aters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. A T aste o f D ixie, 22 Main St., Winooski, 655-7977. T hree M ountain L od ge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. T rack sid e T avern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. T rin ity C hurch, 137 Main, Montpelier, 229-9158. Two B ro th e rs T avern , 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 2 4 2 M ain, Burlington, 862-2244. U p p er Deck Pub a t t h e W in d jam m er, 1076 W illiston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. V erm on t Pub & B rew ery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. The V illage Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. The W aitin g R oom , 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. W ine B a r a t W ine W orks, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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:: northern MEG WILLEY (jazzy singer-songwriter), Kept Writer, 7 p.m. Donations. AA DJ TOBY YERRY (dance/requests), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. A 4 4 0 (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE NATURALS (r&b/swing), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $10/12. AA MR. FRENCH (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. $2. KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W /FRANK, Franny 0's, 9 p.m. NC.

:: ch am p lain valley

SAT. 10 :: burlington area N.I.M .B.Y. (jazz), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by OH JESU S! (countryrock), 9 p.m. NC. LAMBSBREAD (reggae), Parima, 11 p.m. $ 6.

NEBULAI W/DANA SHELLMIRE (live funk/acid jazz), 135 Pearl, 7:30 p.m. $5, followed by TASTE W /D JS D-LAV, TK & CRAIG MITCHELL (house/progressive), 10 p.m. $5. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. COMBO (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (downtempo beats), Red

MADD MIXX (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. TOAST (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Celtic/Irish), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

" cen tral LEON TUBBS (funk-jazz), Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

northern STAN, MIKE PEDERSON (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE NATURALS (r&b/swing), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Square, 10 p.m. NC. DEXTER GROVE, DANA MONTEITH (groove), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. IAN ALEXY (singer-songwriter), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $5. AA, followed by RETRONOME ('7 0 s-'8 0 s DJs), 10 p.m. $2. TOP HAT D J, Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. CLUB MIXX (hip-hop/house; DJs Irie & Frostee), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. VORCZA (funk-jazz), Waiting Room,

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10 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE (DJ; rock/ urban/dance/DVDs), Sh-Na-Na's, 8 p.m. $3. MIKE WATT & THE SECONDMEN, PARANOID SOCIAL CLUB, JAMES KOCHALKA SUPERSTAR (alt-rock).

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TWIST (chem-free top 40: DJ Craig Mitchell), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. NC. AA KARAOKE, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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Having honed his skills working with such luminaries as Harry Belafonte, John Abercrombie and Michael Brecker, Pile was given the French Academy of Jazz's coveted Django Reinhardt Prize in 2000. Welcome Home, Pile's 2002 album with his trio, mixed fresh takes

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central ABBY JENNE (solo acoustic rock),

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on jazz standards with an array of original works. A new record,

NC. LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish

Cardinal Points, will be released this June.

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Square, 10 p.m. NC. JIM (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. COLLEGE NIGHT (all-request DJ),

The Jean-Michel Pile Trio perform at FlynnSpace on Wednesday, June 4. For more info, visit www.discoverjazz.com.

ASBELL (acoustic jazz/blues; 1st annual Steel String Legends show). Eclipse Theater, 7:30 p.m. $33/35.

Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m. DJ RHINO (hip-hop/reggae/r8.b), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $7/NC. 18+ OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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MAN'S BEST FRIEND (IS HIS GUITAR) (Se lf-released , CD)

On h is new s ix -s o n g CD, Jo h n M arte n is p lay s a c o u stic guitar, a little b it o f b ass an d drum s an d do e s a ll the s in g in g , d e liv erin g strip p e d -d o w n an d e arn e st m id -te m p o b a lla d s w ith doi bled v o cals. M a rte n is h a s a s lig h t ly scratchy, w eathered voic< an d a knack for la y in g e asy m elo d ie s over sim p le chord pro gre ssio n s. So m e o f th e h arm o n ies in "S im p le M a n " rem ind nr o f Crosby, S t ills & N ash, w h ile the g u ita r p la y in g rem in ds me o f Tracy Chapm an for so m e reason. M arte n is' sturdy, n o -frills s o n g w r itin g ran ges from pretty g o o d to really go o d , an d thei are no clunkers. " S e t a Fire" is o ne heck o f a nice so n g , in a lo w -key later Pants kind o f way. Here's a sa m p le from t h a t one: " J u s t like a th o u sa n d tim e s b e fo re /w he n I w oke up in a d a z e /fo u n d I'd broken a ll the w in d o w s /s e t fire to my

COLIN CLARY, THE ONLY BOY IN TOWN

h e a rt/se t fire to the o n e s I lo ve ." Yow! B o n u s p o in ts for

(N orth o f January, CD)

b revity an d quality. Prolific p o p ste r Colin Clary is back w ith ye t a n o th e r record o f tender, u n de rstated gem s. On

COLIN CLARY

m an y releases, such a s the recent Rock 'n ' Roll Haikus series, the B u rlin g to n residen t p acks in a diz z yin g array o f sketches, sn ip p e ts an d barely n o tice ab le experim ents, b u t t h is tim e arou n d he p ro vid es a b atch o f fu lly realized, i f s t ill fairly brief, so n g s. The 11 tracks w hiz by in under h a lf

MICHAEL MURDOCK, HIGHWAY

an hour, ye t e ach s o n g is a m ini epic, carefully c on stru cted an d p ro fe ssio n a lly played. T his is

TO THE MOON

so m e se rio u sly h i-fi, lo -fi pop. J o in in g Clary on the d isc are S a sh a B e ll and J e ff Baron from M erge Records' psyched e lic pop

(Se lf-released , CD)

gro u p The Essex Green, an d form er C h ise l m em ber Chris N orborg. Recorded by Baron at h is M on tpelier so n gw riter M ich ae l Murdock h as pulled o u t a ll the sto p s on Highway to the Moon, h is newly released CD. The 11

Broo klyn hom e stu d io, th e d isc h as a warm, breezy sheen. Clary's s o n g s st ill fa ll so lid ly on the " n ic e " side o f the in d ie spectrum , a n d he presents them in a p erfectly so ft, cud dly way. The fifth track is a te llin g cover o f The Sm ith s' teary classic, "P le a se , Please, Please Let Me

o rig in a l s o n g s on the disc, recorded over a tw o -ye ar period a t Gus Ze isin g's Low Tech Stu d io in B u rlin gto n , include la vish ly produced w hite so u l ("R o n n ie ," "H a rp O ut on the H ig h w a y " an d "F ly A w ay ") a la Boz S c a g g s or Delbert M cClinton, com

Get W h a t I W a n t." Reduced to h a rm o n izin g v ocals, stru m m e d a c o u stic g u ita rs and Bell's flute, Clary m akes th e track h is own. Even on the o rig in a ls, Clary is se rio u sly in S m ith s m ode on The Only Boy in Town. M a n y tracks c o n ta in the sam e h e art-b a rin g lyrics an d c o n te m p la tiv e cro o n in g —

plete w ith a M e m p h is-style horn se ction and g irl backup

"H a v e y o u seen m y paycheck, it's m y la st o n e / I t h o u g h t I laid i t on the table, next to m y g u n "). A w ah-w ah fu n k number,

Highway to the Moon is also a sho w case for lo ca l m usician Paul place. I t seem s a b it m uch th a t the liner n otes include A sb e ll's Web site, th o u gh , as w ell as th o se o f M arsh all Breakstone and Mark LeGrand, tw o o f the albu m 's b ass players. S o lid produc tio n and sidem en aside, M urdock's m u sic can stan d on its own.

ROBERT RESNIK

w h a t w o u ld be the s in g le if such

, t h in g ? s t ill m attered in to d a y 's in d ie -ro c k world. A g a in s t a d rivin g keyboard lick an d stead y ? d ru m s,“C lary s o ftly s in g s th ro u g h a sim ple, se n sitiv e -b o y ly r fc B e ll's ve lve ty b a ck in g v o c a ls giv e an ad de d tw ee b e a u ty to the t w o -a n d -a -h a lf-m in u te cut. O rgan drones b e g in th e m e la n ch o lic " J u s t a Little O ne ," before Clary cu ts in to a hushed

" B i g Tim e," feels to o m uch like Jean K n igh t's "Mr. B ig Stu ff."

Asbell, w hose im pressive electric g u ita r work is a ll over the

a s c la ssic M orrisse y/M a rr m aterial.

Opener "S e lfis h A im s " is the d isc 's c a tc h ie st m om e nt —

singers. There's also som e gre at country bar m usic ("H a v e You Seen M y Paycheck" c o n ta in s tw o o f the b e st lin e s o f the yea?:

in Clary's cracked te n o r —

verse a cce n te d w ith sle ig h b e lls an d a w a rb lin g keyboard so lo. "S le e p W ith W hom ever You W a n t," from Clary's rock project The M a g ic I s Gone, is giv e n an a p p ro p riate ly sm o o th a c o u stic tre atm e n t. The b o u n cy p op o f " I'm N o t S a y in g " has a Byrdsian , '6 0 s fo lk tw a n g . The title track an d "E n d o f an Era" return to S m ith s territory w ith se n sitive , in te llig e n t lyrics an d catchy a c o u stic hooks. Overall, t h is is a fun, liv e ly recording m ade by a gro u p o f m u sicia n s p la y in g to ge th e r as frie n ds more th a n b an d m em bers. C o n ta in in g som e o f Clary's b est s o n g s in recent years, The

Only Boy in Town is im m e n se ly e n jo yab le and h is m o st mature project to date. ETHAN COVEY

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<exhibitions> CALL TO ARTISTS • Burlington City Arts is seeking propos als for rotating exhibits at the public art space at the airport. Deadline: May 23. Info, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 5 or jdyer@ ci.burlington.vt.us. • The South End Arts and Business Association is seeking artists to su b mit outdoor sculpture for a juried exhibition during the 11th Annual South End Art Hop. Deadline: June 27. Info, 8 5 9-9222 or lkpeal@ seaba.com . • The Anim als Asia Foundation is holding a poster contest that illustrates how and why endangered Moon Bears, dogs and cats in Asia deserve to be respect ed and protected. For grades K-12. Info, 65 1 -1 0 8 8 or in fo @ a n im a ls asia.org. Deadline May 28. • Grapevine Studio in Quechee is seeking handblown glass, chimes, wooden toys and bowls, jewelry and other hand crafts. Info, call Caryn at 295-2332. • The Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts in Rutland seeks applications for the 2004 Featured A rtists' Exhibitions in •U media. M ust reside in Vermont or W t h in 50 miles. Deadline: May 31. Info, Jim at 77 5 -0 3 5 6 or jdboughton @hotm ail.com .

OPENINGS JESSE AHEE & SECRET AGENT X : pastel images and black-and-white photo graphs, respectively. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Reception May 8, 5:30-8 p.m., with poetry written and read by the artists, 6:30-7 p.m. ALICE DODGE: "She d ding Skins," paint ings and digital prints. Battery Street Jeans, Burlington, 865-6223. Closing reception May 9, 5-7 p.m. Exhibit

E E X H IB IT Ethan Murrow, paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington. Through May.

ARTWORK Detail from "Aquatic (green quilt)" by Ethan Murrow

PHOTO Matthew Thorsen

than Murrow is a very hard worker. He has had three significant shows in the Burlington area over the last few years, and each has presented predom inantly new work. He also appears to be fearless and always ready to consid er new issues. The 19 pieces of Murrow’s present exhibition at the Doll-Anstadt Gallery suggest he’s actu ally developing two distinct bodies o f work simultaneously. It’s a move lesser painters m ight fear to make, and more established ones m ight be too com fortable to contemplate. Yet while the North Carolina artist — who used to live in Burlington — continues to produce semi-abstract oil paintings rooted in the landscape, he is also pursuing a series o f energetic works on paper that are refining a pri vate iconography. The latter works are less accessible than the landscapes but just as substantive. Murrow’s land scapes are certainly commercially and artistically successful. Although he relies more heavily on horizon lines, his paintings are like rainy, cloudy Richard Diebenkorn highway land scapes from the early 1960s. “Nature W riting I I ” gives a throughthe-windshield view o f a stormy inter state steeped in low clouds. Indistinct woods crowd the guardrails, and a misted mountain looms over the woods. No other traffic appears on the

highway. The scene’s proportions are totally naturalistic, but the execution is rich with sinewy gestural lines. Water is a recurring theme in Murrow’s work, sometimes in the form o f rain, sometimes mist and clouds or rivers. “Carved I ” is the stunning portrait o f a cloudy sky. Effervescent shades o f silver, gold and raw umber seem to press colorful fur rows into the ground, wending toward a low horizon line. The 8 -foot-long charcoal-on-paper “Water Futures (M irage)” presents a roughly aerial view o f a bending river about to cut a new course through the land. Murrow’s lines have the density o f a B rillo pad. The left side o f the drawing is blank, suggesting that the river’s path is ultim ately unknowable. “Water Futures” is situated halfway between the two bodies o f work Murrow presents here. In his artist’s statement accompanying the show he writes, “M y work is rooted in the fluid and cyclical models o f water, land and atmosphere. Understanding the ways in which the patterns o f the earth and humans are linked broadens my view o f where I stand.” That linkage appears to raise ecological concerns that find voice in his works on paper. “O il (Yellow Q u ilt)” and “Aquatic (Green Q u ilt)” are large-scale works on paper that have been sewn together t;v

from smaller components. The green “quilt” combines irregular paper sizes and has some completely black pieces. Small landscapes akin to the monu mental “Water Futures” are inter spersed with the painted and stained sheets o f black and pale green. Other hues are used sparingly in the piece as well — scribbles o f light-blue pastel and drips and splashes of watery red. The yellow “quilt” is comprised of a grid o f rectangular, sketchbook-sized sheets. Most are solid yellows o f vary ing intensity, and a few o f the sheets are striped. Murrow has included his most iconographic forms within this piece. A pitted, spherical planet form looks like something from a sci-fi comic. Other shapes look like blown up seeds or viruses. References to envi ronmental degradation? Genetic engi neering? Murrow’s style is not “in your face,” and he has no problem letting viewers speculate on the possibilities. To paraphrase his statement, he is broadening his view o f where he stands in this exhibition. As Murrow develops the-two bodies o f work, one approach may dominate the other as time goes by. That m ight indicate a maturing step for this constantly reemerging artist. It is to be hoped that the inquisitive nature o f his work w ill remain a constant. ®

through May 11. ANNIE CASWELL & ALICIA LAVIGNE LORENZO: sculpture and textile works, respectively. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Reception May 10, 3-5 p.m.

TALKS/ EVENTS SCULPTING THE SACRED YOU: a work shop with Annie Caswell, demonstrat ing her method of sculpting the rhythm and spirit of peoples' forms into jewelry or ornament. In conjunc tion with the exhibition "Em bod im ent." Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. May 7, 4 p.m. BEING IN A BODY: Olivia Gay leads a movement workshop in conjunction with the exhibition "Em bodim ent." Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. May 8, 3:30 p.m.

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PLEASE NOTE: Art listings and spot lights are written by P am ela P o lsto n . Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, including info phone number, to galleries@ sevendaysvt.com . Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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BIRTH AS THE EMBODIMENT OF GEN ERATIONS: a workshop with midwife

NEAR AND FAR

of Vermont, Burlington, 865-4422.

activist Jane Pincus, in conjunction

Through May 16.

Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. May 8, 6:30 p.m.

o ffe rs u p im a g e s a b o u t t r a v e li n g . B u t in t h i s c a se ,

TAL HEALTH EDUCATION INITIA TIVE: works in many media by artists

support the school. Shelburne Farms

with personal experience with mental

Coach Barn, 985-3648. May 10, 6:30-

illness or trauma. Rose Street Artists' Co-op, Burlington, 951-1835.

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Pierson Library, Shelburne, 847-6574.

Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 8656227. Also, acrylic paintings. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 864-8001. Both

Stephanie Kaza, Emily Skoler, Marylen

through May.

Grigas and Martha Wiseman do read

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CHRIS NEUHARDT: watercolors.

fortified exhibit "wOrd wOrks,"

ings. Kate Hodges and Jeffrey Gilbert W o o d la n d s G a lle r y in

bugs hold their annual exhibition. Through June 25.

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also painters, photographers, potters all. May 12, 5-9:30 p.m. Refreshments

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ETHAN MURROW: new paintings and Burlington, 864-3661. Through May.

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL SPRING e x h ib i t , " M o n t h B y M o n t h , "

show their stuff. Com munity College

Judy Luce and artist/author/health with the exhibition "Em bodim ent."

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STUDENT ART SHOW: CCV students

SENIOR HIGH ART SHOW: Chittenden County seniors exhibit their final proj

contribute poetry and music. Flynn-

ects. Fletcher and Pickering rooms,

dog, Burlington, 6 52-2583, May 15,

Through May 28. Also, BEST OF THE

7:30 p.m.

HILL: Seniors from UVM studio art classes display their works, through

For a rt workshops and instruction, see “classes" in Section B.

May. Mezzanine Balcony, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. BILL, DAVISON: "Sno w and W ounds,"

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monoprints. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June 1.

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GARY KOWALSKI: "Women of Power,"

traveling retrospective o f skateboarder

watercolor and pastel portraits of Jane

Tony Alva featuring photography by

Goodall, Fanny Lou Hamer, Susan B.

Wynn Miller and ad designs by Eric

Anthony and other heroines.

Monson. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple

Scrumptious, Burlington, 864-9220.

St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through

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BARBARA K. WATERS: recent mono-r i types. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through May. NELLY B0N FIG LI: pastels and collages. Sneakers Bistro, Winooski, 658-2902.

May 16.

WORD WdRKS: text-fortified visual art by a group of local artists and writers. Flynndog, Burlington, 652-2583. Through June 1. JOHN MCGIFF & SCOTT WRIGHT: "V a nishing Landscapes," paintings.

Through May. ART IN RESISTANCE: a group exhibition of artworks made for the purpose of

Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. Through May 11.

political protest and the spirit of resistance. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through June 2.

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spring with a vibrant exhibit of sculptures by Annie Caswell of Montpelier and Duxbury textile artist Alicia LaVigne Lorenzo. Clay goddesses and contemporary art quilts, to be more precise. Either way, they've got you covered. Meet both artists at a reception this Saturday. Pictured: "Dream Journey" by Lorenzo.

ED OWRE: "The Glory and the Power (with apologies to Graham Greene),"

HUDSON RIVER SCHOOL LANDSCAPES:

mixed-media installation. One Wall

Johnsbury Athenaeum, Cerf Gallery.

and black-and-white; and "Im a g

Middlebury College Museum of Art,

in in gs," watercolors, pen & ink and

864-5684. Ongoing.

443-3169. Through summer.

woodcuts, respectively. The Book

paintings, prints and drawings, 1948-

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1984, by the Pop artist, along with

NEW WORK SHOW: Members of the

12 show works in multiple media.

"Perspectives," photographs in color

Gallery, Seven Days, Burlington, ANDY WARHOL WORK AND PLAY:

ANNUAL STUDENT SHOW: area kids K-

W ILL HOSKINS & ROBERT MORGAN:

paintings on loan from the St.

Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356.

Farm," photographs of farm ing and

Through May 18.

Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824.

paintings, and works by other Vermont

Through Ju ly 7.

artists. Goldleaf Gallery, Waitsfield,

number of the artist's portraits of rock greats, Grammy works and other music-

A rtisans Hand Craft Gallery show hand

members show their work after the

8. Also, SAN FRANCISCO ROCK

crafted Japanese lamps, ceramics, silk

winter. Carving Studio & Sculpture

“northern

POSTERS: the donated collection of

h angings and more. City Center,

Center, W. Rutland, 438-2097.

CAROL DRURY: "M onth By M onth,"

Burlington residents Stephen and Trudi

Through May 25.

Montpelier, 229-9097. Through May.

related pieces. The Art of Peter Max — Colors of a Better World, Manchester Village, 366-8181. Ongoing.

paintings about traveling. Copley

JO MACKENZIE: watercolor paintings.

EMBODIMENT: a group exhibition of

Woodlands Gallery, Stowe, 253-7200.

West and Avalon Ballroom, 1966-67,

paintings, photographs, drawings, fiber

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier,

through Ju ly 13. Fleming Museum,

art and sculpture that expresses mak

454-7330. Through May.

Burlington, 656-0750.

ing the invisible visible, giving form to

MICHAEL BROWN: paintings, drawings

abstract ideas and acknowledging that

and giclee prints. Eclipse Theater,

and Shine Bakery & Cafe, Milton, 893-

in g envisioning the home of a 21st-

hum ans live in bodies. Studio Place

Waitsfield, 496 -7 7 8 7 . Through June.

7860. Ongoing.

century folk art collector, designed by

Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through May.

THE COLLECTOR'S ROUSE: a pjiw build

Through June. LORRAINE C. MANLEY: "The Colors of * * * * * * S p rin g," landscape oil paintings. Rise

LOCAL ARTIST SHOW 2 0 0 3 : dozens of

9404. Through June 15. PETER MAX: "M a x on M usic," featuring a

279-3824. Ongoing.

photographs and films, through June

Cohen, from concerts at the Fillmore

fairs. Tunbridge Public Library, 8 8 9 -

KENNETH P. OCHAB: landscape oil

ANNUAL MEMBERS' SHOW: Studio

“so u th ern GEOFF HANSEN: "O n (And Off) the

:reg io n a l FAZAL SHEIKH: "A Sense of Common Ground," portrait photography focusing on the plight of eastern African refugees, through June 22. Also,

GAYLEEN AIKEN: oil paintings, works on

INSIDE THE FLOATING WORLD: 60

architect Adam Kalkin and decorated

PENNY NEWTON: New England photo

area artists contribute to an annual

paper and cardboard cutouts. GRACE

woodblock Japanese prints from the

by Albert Hadley. Shelburne Museum,

graphs. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier,

exhibit in multiple media. Chandler

Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-

Lenoir C. Wright Collection, through

985-3348. Through October.

229-9408. Through May.

Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Through

6857. Through May 22.

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May 25. And THEY STILL DRAW PIC TURES: CHILDREN'S ART IN WAR

EUNICE KINSEY: "The Way Home, Paintings of Two Generations of a

TIME FROM THE SPANISH CIVIL

poems; and BETTE GODFREY: calligra

Mailboxes Etc., Montpelier, 244-7801.

Vermont Farm Family," watercolors and

WAR TO KOSOVO: more than 50 draw

POPICK & TRENT CAMPBELL: works

phy. All in conjunction with the

Through May.

written recollections. Fairbanks

in gs chronicling children's experience

in oil, watercolor and photographs. Art

Women’s Work Project 2003. Axel's

Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372.

of war, through May 25. Hood Museum

Studio Gallery, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Gallery & Frameshop, Waterbury,

style. Governor's Office, Statehouse,

Through June 8.

of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover,

Ongoing.

244-7801. Through May 30.

Montpelier, 223-9831. Through May.

JAKE GEER, DOUGLAS LAZARUS, ROB

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MAGGIE NEALE: color-copy collage.

ALISON GOODWIN: prints in a Fauvist

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<film clips> PREVIEWS DADDY DAY CARE Talk about times changing. Family-friendly comic Bill Cosby used to complain that Eddie Murphy's work was too raw. Now Murphy's doing the same childrearing riffs Cos built a career on with his lat est about two out-of-work executives who start their own child-care facility. Jeff Gartin and Steve Zahn costar. Steve Carr directs. (PG) LAUREL CANYON Frances McDormand plays a fast-living L.A. record producer whose straightlaced son has a problem with her lifestyle, in the new film from Lisa Cholodenko. Christian Bale costars. (R) THE MATRIX RELOADED Those wacky Wachowski brothers are back with chapter two in their high-tech trilogy. This time around, Keanu Reeves is the only dude standing between fulfill ment of the Oracle's Prophecy and obliteration of the human race. With Laurence Fishburne and Carrie-Anne Moss. (R) A MIGHTY WIND From the team behind Waiting fo r Guffman and Best in Show comes th is mockumentary about a trio of '6 0 s folk acts who reunite for a tribute concert. Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and Harry Shearer star. Guest cowrote and directed. (PG-13)

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T ROME ALONE With mom and dad an ocean away, Duff cuts loose in the Eternal City.

hank heaverf for little girls, as Maurice Chevalier used to warble. Where the legendary showman celebrated the delightful ways they grow up, I am at the moment appreciative o f the way they show up. Namely, in the nick of time to provide an alternative to the latest X -M en. M y wife is worried about me. M y 12-year-old son is incredulous. Even the theater manager thought I was kid ding when he waved me in and asked what I was seeing as he whipped X 2 tickets out to hundreds o f teenage boys like a blackjack dealer on speed. There’s a perfectly logical and total ly innocent explanation: The fact is, I made a decision sometime between the third B atm an and the Shaquille O ’ Neal superclunker Steel that I simply wasn’t going to any more movies made from comics. I don’t read comic books. W hy would I want to watch them? Sure, the Superm an movies were fun at the time, and the first B atm an or two were interesting. Hollywood knows a good thing when it beats one into the ground, though, and subse quent motion pictures adapted from comics seemed designed prim arily to spare geeky Sega-generation teens the burden o f actually reading. The Crow was followed by The P hantom , then Spaw n and then Blade. More recently, certified film-school graduates found their expensive skills squandered on instantly forgettable stuff such as From H ell, U nbreakable, D aredevil and B u lletp ro o fM onk, not to mention Crow and Blade sequels. M en in Black was

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occasionally entertaining, but its sequel made the “ 10 worst” list o f a number of the nation’s critics last year. They’re loud, they’re usually long, and they blare the same explosions, effects, fights, goofball baddies and perennially pubescent sensibility. W hy anyone with a life would bother is beyond me. So you can imagine my sense o f dread as the weekend approached and it looked as though X 2 would be its only new major release. It was like staring into the fiery pit. But then, as I say, thank heaven. Or, more accurately, thank Disney. The L izzie M cG uire M ovie brings the Disney Channel’s popular series to the big screen along with its effervescent young star, H ilary Duff. Evidently the picture picks up where this season ended, with M cGuire graduating from junior high and embarking, with a smattering o f friends, on a class trip to Rome. Along for the ride: Ashlie Brillault as a former best friend who’s inexplica bly turned on her; Adam Lamberg as Gordo, her self-described “guy best friend”; and “M A D T V ” alum Alex Borstein as the chaperone, who’s a scene-stealing fusion o f Janeane Garofalo and George “The Anim al” Steel. Once in the Eternal City, it isn’t long before the young woman’s atten tion is diverted from tours o f ancient ruins. A young Italian pop star catches sight o f her one day and explains that she’s the spitting image o f his former

partner, who has just walked out on the hugely successful duo. He asks to spend time with her while she’s in town and, smitten to the max, she concocts a series o f ruses to get excused from daily ruin patrol. Together the young couple shares a PG Roman holiday, and M cGuire is offered the opportunity to realize a lifelong dream. She’s always fantasized about living the life o f a pop singer, and her new friend just happens to be one diva down with a major appear ance fast approaching. W ill she impersonate his partner, finding love and stardom in the process, or w ill she find that Gordo’s right about the guy — that he’s really an Italian rapscallion with ulterior motives? Finding out, believe it or not, is only half the fun o f this thoroughly charming — albeit hardly ground breaking — comedy. Fans o f the T V show are guaranteed to be fans o f the film . The remarkable thing is, parents are likely to be nearly as charmed as their progeny. The dialogue is unexpectedly funny, the cast competent and likable. As M TV-age fairy tales go, few can match this one’s infectious energy and good feeling. And then there’s Duff, without a doubt the most deft and fetching young female entertainer ever to bear the name o f Homer Simpson’s favorite beer. Behind the camera or in front of it, there’s no shortage of talent in L izzie M cG uire , but the truth is, it’s the H ilary D u ff movie all the way. ®

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seems a whole lot easier than a messy life. Thanks to Shakespeare’s Danes are famous for their brooding. W hile almost everyone in the ensemble is frozen by self-doubt, Scherfig reveals their funnier foibles w ithout ever triv i alizing genuine anguish. She is the first female film m aker to emerge from the Dogm e pack, w hich has created w ork as bleak as Lars von Trier’s and as bittersweet as Soren Kragh-Jacobsen’s For Scherfig, the Italian classes provide M editer ranean warmth that balances the Scandinavian cool o f her cinem atic lonely-hearts club.

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Lone Scherfig's picture suggests ordinary people are exceedingly bizarre and become even more so when love is involved replacing an older cleric who has gone o ff the deep end. Turns out both men are recent widowers — the first o f several odd coincidences. The church serves a com m unity dominated by a sports stadi um and its adjacent restaurant, where Jorgen works with the ill-tempered Finn. These roles are inhabited by Peter Ganzler and Lars Kaalund, respectively. The terribly shy Jorgen is smitten with G iulia, an Italian cook played by Sara Indrio Jensen. Macho Finn falls into lust with the owner o f a local hair salon, Karen (Ann Eleonora Jorgensen, who bears a passing resemblance to Frances M cDorm and). She takes care o f her nasty, morphine-addled mother, much as bakery clerk Olym pia (Anette Stovelbaek) must tend to her equally unpleasant father. W hen the two nightmarish parental figures suddenly die w ithin a few days o f each other, the surviving daugh ters discover a secret about their common birthright. Meanwhile, these confused folks all attend night school to study Italian. The course is taught by a man named — what else? —- Marcello, who suffers a fatal heart attack in front o f the class. As in H B O ’s “Six Feet Under,” death often

begins this Thursday and — skipping Friday for religious reasons — ends a week later. Some o f the selec tions are enticing: from Israel, encompasses three vignettes about a Bedouin tribe of the Judean Desert. is a documen tary on how these ethnic matriarchs have been depicted on the big screen. Set in 1942, concerns a decent Frenchman whose son-in-law becomes a collaborator during the Nazi occupation. For more information, call 1514-283-4826, or check www.mjff.qc.ca. Guess what: is opening nationwide Friday. Check showtimes on page 54A. Yippee!

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Last week's announcement that M errill Jarvis w ill reopen a renovated Nickelodeon on M ay 23 had some peo ple scratching their heads about what he plans to call the downtown Burlington venue: The Roxy. But this is a m oniker with historic significance. In 1927 impresario Samuel L . Rothapfel — nicknamed Roxy — built a movie palace at the corner o f 50th Street and Seventh Avenue in Manhattan. Heralded as “the cathedral o f the motion picture,” the $10 m illion theater had Gothic-style windows, statuary, rose-andgold murals, an orchestra pit and 6214 velvet-covered seats. The Roxy’s opening night drew celebri ties such as Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd and Gloria Swanson — star o f the feature that premiered, Th is silent film centers on a yogi who, recog nizing two people he wronged in an earlier incarnation, warns them o f their fate this time around. Surely, it’s long overdue for a Hollywood remake. Rothapfel went on to become one o f John D . Rockefeller’s partners — Roxy and Rocky — in constructing the sim ilar ly splendiferous Radio C ity M usic H all in 1929. In fact, the high-kicking Rockettes were initially known as the Roxyettes. Although Jarvis has promised to install new drapes, sound systems, carpets and state-of-the-art chairs that rock, it’s doubt ful there w ill be any Merrillettes dancing at the Queen C ity’s Roxy. ®

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comedy from John Whitesell. Ryan

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the backdrop of a jazz-age murder

O'Neal and Blair Underwood costar.

trial. The film earned six Academy

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Richard Gere and Queen Latifah. (PG-

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Thursday, M ay 29, 2002. Emerging Writers, Seven Days, POB 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

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has

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BEAST IN SHOW F o rm e d m o re t h a n t w o d e c a d e s a g o a s a 1 2 - p ie c e c h o ir, B u r l i n g 足 t o n 's O r ia n a S i n g e r s h a v e s in c e t r ip le d t h e i r r a n k s a n d b e c o m e o n e o f t h e s t a t e 's m o s t b e lo v e d c o m m u n i t y s i n g i n g e n s e m b le s . T h e n o t e w o r t h y v o c a li s t s , k n o w n p r im a r ily f o r t h e ir s o a r i n g r e n 足 d e r in g s o f B a ch , H a y d n an d M o z a r t, t u n e i n t o t h e ir a n i m a l i n s t i n c t s w it h t h e h e lp o f m a s k e d d a n c e r s a n d a n in e - p ie c e c h a m 足 b e r e n s e m b le . M e n o t t i 's The

Unicorn, the Gorgon and the Manticore i s a b e a s t ly " m a d r i g a l fa b le " t h a t "m a k e s fu n o f c o n 足 f o r m i s t t y p e s , " c o n d u c t o r W illia m M e t c a lf e e x p la in s . A l s o o n t h e p r o g r a m are R u t t e r 's Five

Childhood Lyrics a n d S p r o u l's The M onth o f May, w h ic h M e t c a lf e d e s c r ib e s a s " a lu s t y r o m p a n d a b e a u t i f u l e v o c a t i o n o f lo v e in b lo o m . W e t h o u g h t w e 'd t r y t o d o s o m e t h in g t h a t w o u ld b e fu n fo r a n a u d ie n c e t h a t r e a lly j u s t w a n te d to g o o u t an d e n jo y a M o t h e r 's D a y a f t e r n o o n . "

O R IA N A S IN G E R S . Sunday, May 11. St. Paul's Cathedral Church, Burlington, 3 p.m. $ 12. Info, 8 6 4 -0 4 7 1 .

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WOOD'S TEA COMPANY: These hearty V erm onters perform Celtic, b lu e gra ss, folk and sea s h a n tie s on in stru m e n ts in c lu d in g b an jos, b ezo uk is an d b od hran s. Sto w e C o m m u n ity Church, n oon . Free. In fo , 253 -7 3 2 1 .

dance 'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: Perfect y o u r s e n su o u s n ig h tc lu b ro u tin e a t t h is w eekly Latin dance se ssio n . St. J o h n 's Club, B u rlin gto n , n on m em b e rs 6 p.m., m em bers 7 p.m. $10. In fo , 8 9 9 -2 4 2 2 .

'MOVE AROUND': M id d le b u ry C ollege dance stu d e n ts present th e ir fin a l projects in an in fo rm a l se ttin g . Center for the Arts, M id d le b u ry College, 4:30 p.m. Free. In fo , 4 4 3 -6 4 3 3 .

drama 'AMERICAN DREAMS: LOST AN D FOUND': P u litze r P rize -w in n in g a u th o r S tu d s Terkel's o ral h isto ry o p u s com e s to life in t h is o r ig i n a l A c tin g C om p an y a d a p ta tio n . Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $22. In fo , 6 0 3 -4 4 8 -0 4 0 0 .

P H O T O : J E S S C A M P IS I S c a r f j o i n t s , s e g m e n t a l a r c h e s a n d s t r a ig h t k n e e s w e r e t h e h o t t o p ics o f co n ve rsatio n at the fourth a n n u a l all-m e m b e r m ee tin g o f the V erm ont Covered B ridge Society. A b o u t 35 " b r i d g e r s " —

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B u t restorin g them is tricky work, as Lewendow ski p a in sta k in g ly p o ir ted o u t in h is h o u r-lo n g slide sho w o f bolts, cranes, lattice w ork and t ru ss es. So the so cie ty m em bers —

the m ajority o f w hom are flatlanders, w ith

c o vere d-bridge sw e atsh irts, o th e rs fe sto o n e d w ith c o vered-bridge p atche s

five in Florida and one in Berm uda —

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w ays. M o st help raise funds, p ayin g for covere d-bridge kn ickknacks from

a sse m b led to sw ap stories, m unch on cornbread stic k s an d liste n to

d isp la y th e ir de votion in other

T O KILL A MOCKINGBIRD': V erm ont S ta g e recasts the Harper Lee c la ssic a b o u t b ig o try in th e A m e rican S o u th . FlynnSpace, B u rlin gto n , 7:30 p.m. $ 2 3 -2 7 .5 0 . In fo , 8 6 2 -1 4 9 7 .

'STONES IN H IS POCKETS': Northern S ta g e 's

renowned c o vered-bridge restorer Jan Lew endow ski sp eak ab ou t, well,

p ins to p lace m a ts to sp oo n s. Others, like h isto ria n J o h n D ostal, help make

h ila rio u s tw o -m a n sh o w portrays th e film in g

restorin g covered bridges. A c co rd in g to the V CBS, more th a n 4 0 0 o f the

m useum s. B e n n in g to n 's V erm ont Covered Bridge M useum is se t to open

o f a H o llyw o o d epic in rural Ire la n d . B r ig g s

sta te 's covered b ridges have been lo st to arson , flo o d s, ice jam s, d e v e lo p

Ju n e 14, d o v e ta ilin g nicely w ith a p ro p o sa l to nam e the first week o f J i n e

Opera House, W h ite River J u n ctio n , 8 p.m.

m ent an d ju s t plain stu p id ity. "W e've had som e d a m a ge from tru ck s," said

Covered Bridge s A p p re cia tion Week.

$15 -34 . In fo , 296 -7 0 0 0 .

Lew endow ski o f one such tro u b le so m e bridge. " I'v e been in cou rt where

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in such la n d s as P e n n sylvan ia an d O hio. L a st Saturday, V C B S m em bers

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decided to sta y in more fa m ilia r territory. A fte r a catered lunch o f beef The 178 V CB S m em bers are determ in ed to preserve the rem a in in g 100

stew, chicken p o tp ie an d c o vere d-bridge sh e e t cake, th e y se t o u t for ar

film MOVIES & M UNCHIES: Crunch p op corn and

afte rn oo n in Franklin County. "T h a t's 11 covered bridges, n ot c o u n tin g

catch a qu eer-them ed film a t the R.U .1 .2 ?

are shared w ith New York. The so cie ty w ould like to keep the lio n 's share

M ontgom ery, an d M o n tgo m e ry h as s ix ," sa id V C B S p re side n t Joe Nelson,

C o m m u n ity Center, 1 Ste ele St., B u rlin gto n ,

o f th e se tim b er treasu res in Verm ont; there are, after all, o n ly 1513 c o v

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A ls o , s e e e x h ib it io n s in S e c t io n A .

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d a n c e a n d p la y a t t h e F le t c h e r Fre e L ib r a r y ,

ARTS ED UCATION FO R U M : A r t is t s a n d t e a c h e rs s h a r e s u c c e s s f u l s t r a t e g ie s f o r in t e g r a t

B u r lin g t o n , 1 1 - 1 1 : 3 0 a .m . Fre e . I n f o , 8 6 5 -7 2 1 6 .

i n g t h e a r t s in t o t h e c la s s r o o m . T h e C a r v in g

W ESTFO RD L IB R A R Y PLA Y G RO U P: C h ild r e n

S t u d io a n d S c u lp t u r e C e n te r, W. R u t la n d ,

g a t h e r f o r g a m e s , s o n g s a n d s t o r ie s a t t h e

9 :3 0 a .m , - 3 :3 0 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 8 2 8 - 3 7 7 8 .

W e s tfo rd L ib r a r y , 9 : 3 0 - 1 1 : 3 0 a .m . Fre e. In f o , 8 7 8 -5 6 3 9 .

words W R IT IN G G R O U P: P e n m e n a n d w o m e n g e n e r

activism B U R LIN G T O N PEACE V IG IL : A c t i v i s t s s ta n d

a t e id e a s a n d g e t i n s t a n t f e e d b a c k a t a w e e k ly f r e e - w r it e s e s s io n . K e p t W r ite r

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'M A K E A RT NOT W A R ' D ISC U SSIO N : Q u e e r l i t

TEA FOR TV The Wood's Tea Company are no longer a secret in Green Mountain circles — National Public Radio has dubbed them "Verm ont's hardest-working folk group." Formed more than two decades ago, the Burlington quartet has attracted a sizable

lo v e r s s t u d y J u l i a C a m e r o n 's The Artist's

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following with spirited live performances of infectious roots music mixed with a

Way. R .U .1 .2 ? H e a d q u a r t e r s , 1 S t e e le S t . ,

M EDITATIO N G R O U P: Y o g is e n g a g e in T ib e t a n

B u r lin g t o n , 7 : 3 0 - 9 p .m . Fre e . I n f o , 4 3 4 -5 6 5 3 .

'O LD T R A D IT IO N S, N E W V O ICES' D ISC U S S IO N : B i l l T o n e lli h o s t s a c h a t a b o u t h is

B u d d h is t - s t y le m e d it a t io n a n d d h a r m a s t u d y

lively sense of humor and endearing audience rapport. Banjos, bazoukis and bodhrans are among the dozen instrum ents the band employs in sea chanties,

a t t h e U n io n S t r e e t S t u d io , B u r lin g t o n ,

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7 : 3 0 - 9 : 3 0 p .m . D o n a t io n s . I n f o , 8 5 9 - 9 2 7 0 .

b r o a d c a s t o n V e r m o n t P u b lic T e le v is io n .

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w o r k s a u th o r e d b y It a lia n - A m e r ic a n s

s u re . T e m p le S i n a i , S . B u r lin g t o n , 9 : 3 0 -

b e t w e e n 1 9 3 9 a n d 2 0 0 0 . F le t c h e r Fre e

1 1 :3 0 a .m . F re e . I n f o , 8 6 2 - 5 1 2 5 .

THE WOOD’S TEA COMPANY. Wednesday, May 7. Stowe Commuity Church, noon. Free. Info, 253-7321. Friday, May 9. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $6-15. Info, 877-6737.

L ib r a r y , B u r lin g t o n , 7 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 8 6 5 -7 2 1 1 .

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A brilliant Lakota artist

(CBS News) performing traditional music and the 28-hoop dance of renewal.”

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Friday, M a y 16, 8pm

RANI ARBO & DAISY MAYHEM A c o u stic M u sic L egends Saturday, M a y 31, 9pm

THE JA ZZ CANNIBALS IN CONCERT

with special guests S a n d ra W right, blues singer and the Sandra Wright Band

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G e t a J u m p o n th e Ja z z Festival!

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POETRY R EA D IN G : P la in f ie ld w o r d s m ith R o b e rt

YOM HAATZM AUT: C e le b r a t e I s r a e l's 5 5 th

S y n a g o g u e , B u r lin g t o n , 4 - 7 p .m . F re e . I n f o ,

B a r a s c h re a d s v e r s e s fro m h is b o o k , Aging

8 6 4 -0 2 1 8 .

Gracefully, a n d d e b u ts n e w w o r k s a t B o r d e rs , B u r lin g t o n , 7 p .m . Free. I n f o , 8 6 5 - 2 7 1 1 .

THU.08 music A ls o , s e e c lu b d a t e s in S e c t io n A .

STU D EN T CONCERT: M id d le b u r y in s t r u m e n t a l

'S O U T H E R N W R IT E R S ' BOOK G R O U P: A d i s c u s s io n o f L e e S m it h 's Oral History r a is e s q u e s t io n s a b o u t r e g io n a l w r it in g . C h a r lo t t e L ib r a r y , 7 :3 0 p .m . F re e . I n f o , 4 2 5 - 3 8 6 4 .

lectures G R EEN M O U N TA IN GLOBAL FO R U M : A

FARM B IR D W ALK: S t r o ll a n d s c o u t f o r f e a t h

SIL K ROAD T R IO : N a m e d f o r t h e t r a d e r o u te

e re d f r ie n d s a t S h e lb u r n e F a rm s , 6 : 3 0 - 8 : 3 0

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C h u r c h , B u r lin g t o n , 7 p .m . $ 1 2 .5 0 . I n f o , 3 3 3 -9 5 9 8 .

B U R LIN G T O N PEACE V IG IL : S e e M ay 7 .

JE R R Y BERGON ZI: T h e " w o rld 's b e s t" t e n o r s a x m a n a n d h is J a z z A ll- S t a r s liv e n u p th e

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B R ID G E GAM E: C a rd s h a r k s c o n v e n e a t t h e C h a r lo t t e S e n io r C e n te r, 7 p .m . F re e . I n f o ,

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Place-Making fo r Artists with Diane Gayer, Sculpture Studio with Kate Pond, Monet in a Day with Tad Spurgeon, In tro to Monoprint and Collograph with Ira Cummings. PRIVATE ART L ESSO N S: A l l le v e ls / m e d iu m s . B e g in n e r s in t e r e s t e d in t h e b a s ic s , f in d i n g a n e w a r t fo r m , s t r u g g l i n g w it h e x p r e s s in g y o u r s e lf in a n a r t i s t i c w a y , d e v e lo p in g p o r t f o lio s f o r h ig h s c h o o l s t u d e n t s , k e e p in g r o llin g t h r o u g h s u m m e r, o r d is c u s s in g c o n c e p t s a n d r e f in in g s k i l ls f o r t h e m o re a d v a n c e d . C la s s e s h e ld in y o u r h o m e o r m in e . C la s s e s r a n g e fro m $ 2 5 - $ 4 0 / h o u r . I n f o , 4 3 4 '- 8 5 5 8 . A Graduate o f the Art

In s titu te o f Chicago, one o f the top art schools in the nation, Matthew Mazzotta has been teaching fo r years in Chicago, and recently moved to Richmond, VT. Experienced in painting, drawing, charcoal, collage, sculp ture, fo u nd object art, wood block and linoleum printmaking, Photoshop computer generated images, video editing and produc tion, and murals. SH EL B U R N E CRAFT SCHOOL: O n g o in g c la s s e s

f o r L a k e D u n m o r e ). B r is t o l R e c r e a t io n , 4 5 3 -

r e g is t e r , 2 2 5 - 3 3 0 8 o r t o ll- f r e e 8 7 7 - 2 2 3 - 6 3 2 4

5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r o n lin e a t w w w .b r is t o lr e c .

e x t . 3 3 0 8 o r e m a il C o o k in g W o r k s h o p @

o r g . Instructed by Bruce Duncan and members

n e c i.e d u . Learn, cook and taste while working in the professional kitchens o f our Montpelier

o f the Petracliffs staff. Campers should meet in fro n t o f Holley Hall an hour prior to each session to coordinate transportation.

communication COM M U N ICA TIO N SK IL L S FO R C O U PLES: M ay

campus with our chefs and students.

craft P la t e C e r a m ic C a fe , 1 1 9 C o lle g e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . F re e . I n f o , 6 5 2 - 0 1 0 2 . Learn the fu n da

V e r m o n t's N o r t h e a s t K in g d o m . $ 4 0 0 / c o u p le , in c lu d e s p r iv a t e ro o m a n d h e a lt h y v e g e t a r ia n

mentals o f painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures.

m e a ls . I n f o , w w w .S k y M e a d o w R e t r e a t . c o m o r

SH E L B U R N E CRAFT SCHOO L: O n g o in g c la s s e s in w o o d w o r k in g , c la y , f ib e r , s t a in e d g la s s a n d c h ild r e n 's c la s s e s . F o r m o re in f o , c a l l 9 8 5 - 3 6 4 8 . Learn or advance in a fin e craft with instruction by skilled professionals.

dance W e d n e s d a y s , M ay 2 8 t h r o u g h A u g u s t 1 3 , 9

in w o o d w o r k in g , c la y , f ib e r , s t a in e d g la s s

computers

a n d c h ild r e n 's c la s s e s . F o r m o re i n f o , 9 8 5 -

B E G IN N IN G MICROSOFT W ORD: S a t u r d a y s ,

t io n b e g in s M ay 1 2 . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 4 4 2 2 . An

M ay 1 7 a n d 3 1 , 1 : 3 0 - 4 p .m . F le t c h e r Free

instruction by skilled professionals.

L ib ra r y , 2 3 5 C o lle g e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . $ 2 / c la s s .

W ATERCOLOR SKETCHBOOK: A d u lt s , n o v ic e t o a d v a n c e d . S e s s io n 1 : M ay 1 2 , 1 9 , 2 6 a n d J u n e 2 . S e s s io n 2 : J u n e 9 , 1 6 , 2 3 a n d 3 0 . B r is t o l. $ 4 0 / s e s s io n ( o p t io n a l m a t e r ia ls f e e o f $ 4 2 , w h ic h in c lu d e s p a in t s , b r u s h a n d s k e t c h b o o k ) . B r is t o l R e c r e a t io n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r o n lin e a t w w w .b r is t o lr e c .o r g . Have

fu n sketching nature notes and local scenes in your watercolor sketchbook journal. Learn techniques and tips fo r capturing beauty in this low-key encouraging class. Individualized attention.

bartending PR O FE SSIO N A L T R A IN IN G : D ay, e v e n in g a n d w e e k e n d c o u r s e s . V a r io u s lo c a t io n s . I n f o , 8 8 8 - 4 D R I N K S o r b a r t e n d in g s c h o o l.c o m . Get

certified to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or m ai tai.

business TAK IN G CHA RGE! A SPEC IA L PRO G R A M FOR

P r e -r e g is te r , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 7 . Get acquainted with

the basics o f the screen: toolbars, menus, and icons. Type in text, move paragraphs around with cutting, pasting and deleting techniques. Format your text with different fonts and effects such as boldface or italics. Download pictures from the Internet and place them in your document, cut and paste material from a variety o f Web pages. EM A IL BA SICS W IT H YAHOO! M A IL: S a t u r d a y s , M ay 1 0 a n d 2 4 , 1 : 3 0 - 4 p .m . F le t c h e r Fre e L ib r a r y , 2 3 5 C o lle g e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . $ 2 / c la s s . P r e - r e g is t e r , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 7 .

Set up a free personal Web-based Yahoo! Mail account. Send, receive, and reply to email messages, set up an address book, send attachments, work with bulk and trasl\fo ld ers, and enter inform ation within your own calendar. A s tim e permits, we'll customize your email account with background colors, * alternative layouts, world news and local weather forecasts MOUSE AND KEYBOARD SK ILLS W ORKSHOP:

1 2 :3 0 p .m . CCV, B u r lin g t o n . R e g is t r a

introduction to African and Caribbean dance techniques, aesthetics, theory and context. Includes live drumming accompaniment. Instructor, Allison Mann. Three-credit class. B E G IN N IN G DANCE CLA SSES: M o n d a y s , J u n e 2 , 9 , 1 6 a n d 2 3 : B e g in n in g R u m b a , C h a C h a a n d M e re n g u e , 7 - 8 p .m . T u e s d a y s , M ay 3 , 1 0 , 1 7 , 2 4 : B e g in n in g W a ltz , F o x t r o t a n d T a n g o , 6 - 7 p .m . T h e C h a m p la in C lu b , 2 0 C r o w le y S t . , B u r lin g t o n .

$ 4 0 / p e r s o n / 4 - w e e k c la s s . N o

p a r t n e r re q u ir e d . I n f o , 5 9 8 - 6 7 5 7 o r v i s i t w w w .F ir s t S t e p D a n c e .c o m . You've always

wanted to dance, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! These classes are designed fo r non dancers so try them out! BELLY D A N C IN G BA SIC S: A g e s 1 8 a n d u p , o v e r 3 0 e n c o u r a g e d ! T u e s d a y s , M ay 1 3

leam basic moves fo r belly dance and a sim ple, slow rhythm dance. No previous dance experience is necessary. Please bring a hip scarf. T h u rsd a y s, Ju n e 5 th ro u g h J u ly 1 0 . A g e s 1 3 p .m . F ly n n C e n t e r S t u d io , B u r lin g t o n . A d u lt s ,

how planning, persistence and a positive out look allowed her to take charge o f her life as a mother, wife and successful businesswoman.

childbirth H Y P N O B IR T H IN G : C la s s e s n o w f o r m in g f o r 1 0 h o u r s e r ie s . F o u r -w e e k e v e n in g s e r ie s o r e ig h t - w e e k lu n c h t im e s e r ie s . B u r lin g t o n . $ 1 7 5 . To r e g is t e r , c a l l N an R e id , 6 6 0 - 0 4 2 0 .

Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts. YOGA MOM, B U D D H A BABY: N e w c la s s s e r ie s

a n d J u n e 4 , 3 - 5 p .m .

F le t c h e r Fre e

L ib r a r y , 2 3 5 C o lle g e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . Fre e . I n f o , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 7 . Attend an informal session

where we w ill answer your questions and concerns about computers, software, or the Internet. You can also practice the informa tion you obtained in our classes, or work on tutorials.

cooking COOKING W IT H H E R B S S u n d a y , M ay 1 8 , 9 :3 0 a .m . P lu m V illa g e M a rk e t G a r d e n , V e r g e n n e s . $ 3 2 , in c lu d e s lu n c h . L im it e d c la s s s iz e ,

b e g in n in g n o w : " P r e - n a t a l Y o g a ," "M o m a n d

M e lis s a L . B r id g e s , p lu m v illa g e @ y a h o o .c o m ,

B a b y ( p o s t - n a t a l) Y o g a ." C a ll f o r t im e s a n d

8 7 7 - 2 3 4 8 . Spend the morning harvesting,

lo c a t io n s . $ 8 - $ 1 0 / c la s s . I n f o , 7 6 7 - 6 0 9 2 o r

identifying, fo o d pairing and tasting organic culinary herbs. Tips and techniques discussed during our garden walk will be utilized in preparing a vegetarian lunch. Bring your

e m a il i n n e r h a r m o n y 2 @ e a r t h lin k . n e t . Classes

help you and your baby learn to breathe, relax and stay strong as you transition into motherhood.

questions, garden shoes and appetites.

N e w s e s s io n b e g in s M a rch 1 9 (n o c la s s o n A p r il 1 6 ) . T a ik o S t u d io , 2 0 8 F ly n n A v e ., B u r lin g t o n . $ 1 2 . I n f o , 6 5 8 - 0 6 5 8 . Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class.

B E G IN N IN G TAIKO: S ix - w e e k s e s s io n s : A d u lt b e g in n e r c la s s e s ; T h u r s d a y s , b e g in n in g

M a rch 2 0 , 5 : 3 0 - 7 p .m . M o n d a y s , b e g in n in g M arch 3 1 , 5 : 3 0 - 7 p .m . $ 4 8 . K id s ' b e g in n e r c la s s e s b e g in n in g A p r il 1 , 4 : 3 0 - 5 : 3 0 p .m . $ 4 2 . T a ik o S t u d io , 2 0 8 F ly n n A v e ., B u r lin g to n . S tu a rt P a to n , 6 5 8 -0 6 5 8 , p a to n @ s o v e r .n e t o r Ed L e c la ir , 4 2 5 - 5 5 2 0 , e d a ik o @ a o l.c o m o r H a r r y G r a b e n s t e in , 8 7 8 - 5 6 1 9 . Experience the power o f Taiko-style

drumming.

estate planning ESTATE P L A N N IN G , W IL L S & T R U STS:

M ay

1 3 , 2 - 4 p .m . a n d 7 -9 p .m ., H a m p t o n I n n , C o lc h e s t e r ; M ay 1 4 , 2 - 4 p .m . a n d 7 - 9 p .m .,

B u r lin g t o n . F re e . P r e - r e g is t e r , 8 7 9 - 7 1 3 3 .

No previous skill or knowledge required. Learn by doing. Practice holding a mouse, clicking, double clicking, scrolling, opening and closing

W EDNESDAY CO M PU TER L A B S: M ay 1 4 , 2 1 ,

C o n g a , 5 : 3 0 - 7 p .m . D je m b e , 7 - 8 :3 0 p .m .

Unsworth Powell, PLC presents seminars on wills, trusts, probate, and estate planning. Topics covered in these informative seminars are: estate planning concepts, documents th a t are necessary, tips and techniques on how to avoid probate and Medicaid issues.

lo w in g o f f ic e s f o r o t h e r v ie w in g o p t io n s :

delighted to welcome Mrs. Fields Cookies founder, Debbi Fields, fo r a conversation on

drumming

o n lin e a t w w w .b r is t o lr e c .o r g . Students will

B u r lin g t o n . $ 2 / c la s s . P re -r e g is te r , 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 7 .

S t . , B u r lin g t o n , 6 6 0 - 8 4 3 4 . Edward Jones is

the basics o f two very romantic dances, Foxtrot and Rumba. Learn techniques and tips th a t w ill make your fir s t dance together memorable!

s iz e . B r is t o l R e c r e a t io n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r

F le t c h e r Fre e L ib ra r y , 2 3 5 C o lle g e S t .,

Q u in t a n a , P a r k P la z a , S u it e 3 0 6 , 9 5 S t . P a u l

B u r lin g t o n . $ 5 0 / c o u p le . I n f o , 5 9 8 - 6 7 5 7 o r v i s i t w w w .F ir s t S t e p D a n c e .c o m . Leam

H o lid a y I n n , W illis t o n R d ., S . B u r lin g t o n .

F re e . P r e - r e g is t e r o r c o n t a c t o n e o f t h e f o l

programs, entering text in text boxes, using radio and check boxes, and fillin g out Webbased forms. Test your skills in an online game.

S t . A n t h o n y 's C h u r c h , 3 0 5 F ly n n A v e .,

M ay 1 7 , 1 0 a .m . - n o o n , S h e r a t o n , S .

S a t u r d a y s , M ay 1 0 , 1 7 , 2 4 , 3 1 , 1 0 - 1 1 :3 0 a .m .

E a s t A lle n S t . , W in o o s k i, 6 5 5 - 5 5 1 2 ; J o r g e

A N D R U M B A : S u n d a y , M ay 1 1 , 1 - 3 p .m .

B r is t o l F it n e s s . $ 6 0 / s i x w e e k s . L im it e d c la s s

T u e s d a y , M ay 1 3 , 1 1 :3 0 a .m . a n d 6 :3 0 p .m .

C o lc h e s te r , 8 6 5 - 0 5 0 4 ; E m m a E d w a rd s , 1 3

W E D D IN G DANCE W O R K SH O P, FOXTROT

t h r o u g h J u n e 1 7 , 5 : 3 0 - 6 : 3 0 p .m . A b o v e

W O M EN : O n e - h o u r v id e o p r e s e n t a t io n ,

M arie D a ly , 4 9 H e in e b u r g R d ., S u it e 2 ,

B u r lin g t o n . $ 5 0 / p e r s o n f o r 6 - w e e k s e s s io n .

B E G IN N IN G CONGA & D JE M B E : W e d n e s d a y s ,

A FR IC A N A N D C A R IB B E A N DANCE:

3 6 4 8 . Learn or advance in a fin e craft with

b e g in n in g S u n d a y , M ay 1 1 , 5 - 6 p .m .

S t y le S w in g .c o m . Learn how to Swing dance.

PA IN T IN G C ERA M IC S: O n g o in g c la s s e s . B lu e

a .m . -

SW IN G DANCE L ESSO N S: 6 - w e e k s e s s io n

I n f o , 8 6 2 - 9 0 3 3 o r v i s i t w w w .H o lly w o o d

3 0 t h r o u g h J u n e 1 . S k y M e a d o w R e t r e a t in

c a l l 5 3 3 - 2 5 0 5 . Learn to express feelings con structively, listen openly and share decision making in your primary relationship. Reduce power struggles and increase intimacy, hon esty and trust. Weekend workshop provides a safe and supportive environment in a beauti fu l, secluded retreat setting.

techniques, cultivating kinesthetic awareness and a more efficient patterning o f the deeper muscular support system. Prior movement experience suggested.

H IP -H O P FO R TEEN S A N D A DULTS: 1 8 : L e v e l I , 3 : 3 0 - 5 p .m . L e v e l I I , 5 : 1 5 - 6 : 4 5 $ 9 5 / 6 - w e e k s . L im it e d c la s s s iz e . F o r m o re in f o o n F ly n n A r t s c la s s e s f o r c h ild r e n , t e e n s a n d a d u lt s o r t o r e g is t e r , c a l l P a u lin a A n d e r s o n a t 6 5 2 - 4 5 4 8 o r e m a il p a n d e r s o n @ f ly n n c e n t e r .o r g . Dance to the latest hip-hop

sounds as you learn moves used by artists in the hip-hop industry and in MTV music videos while improving strength, fle x ib ility and con ditioning. MOCA N E W W ORLD DANCE CLA SSES: O ffe r s c la s s e s in b e lly d a n c e , S a m b a , F la m e n c o ,

exercise

A SU CC ESSFU L A G IN G PR O G R A M : M o n d a y s a n d W e d n e s d a y s , 2 p .m ., u n t i l J u n e 2 5 . C h a m p la in S e n io r C e n te r, 2 4 1 N . W in o o s k i A v e ., B u r lin g t o n . F re e . I n f o , S h e r r ill M u sty , 6 5 8 - 7 4 7 7 . Exercise to the tunes o f Cole Porter and others! Includes gentle cardiovascular movement, lig h t strength training, delicious stretching, and hand and fin g e r fle x ib ility exercises. Sponsored by the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging.

H u la , F ir e d a n c in g , L a t in S a ls a , C h a C h a ,

feldenkrais

M e re n g u e , H ip - H o p , N o r th e r n & .S o u t h e r n

AW ARENESS TH R O U G H MOVEM ENT: S ix - w e e k

I n d i a n , K a t h a k , O d d is s i, S w in g a n d m o re !

s e r ie s b e g in n in g A p r il 2 8 , M o n d a y s , 7 :3 0 -

K id s , a d u lt s , b e g in n e r s a n d p r o s , a l l a g e s ,

8 :3 0 p .m . 2 0 5 D o r s e t S t r e e t , S . B u r lin g t o n .

s h a p e s a n d s iz e s c a n j o i n in t h e f u n . I n f o

$ 6 0 / 6 - w e e k s e s s io n o r $ 1 2 / e a c h . I n f o , 4 3 4 -

a n d t o p r e - r e g is t e r , 2 2 9 - 0 0 6 0 . Monica is an

4 5 1 5 . Gentle, guided movements focus on the

award-winning dancer and international cho-. reographer who travels the globe seeding dance groups fo r local and global events. Many days, times and locations. Available fo r performance, parties and privates. Some scholarships available.

spine and pelvis, gait, breathing and carriage o f the upper body.

SEVEN DAYS I m a y 0 7 - 1 4 , 2 0 0 3

I c la s s e s 1 3 B

LIS T YOUR C L A S S call: 864-5684 e m a il: classes@sevendaysvt.com fax: 865-1015

finance F IN A N C IA L W O R K SH O P FO R IN D IV ID U A L IN V EST O R S: T u e s d a y s , M ay 6 t h r o u g h J u n e 3 , 6 : 3 0 - 8 p .m . E d m u n d s M id d le S c h o o l, 2 7 5 M a in S t . , B u r lin g t o n . $ 3 0 . P r e - r e g is t e r , T r e v o r V e a le , 6 6 0 - 8 4 3 4 . Edwards Jones is

offering this workshop in conjunction with Burlington Parks and Recreation Department.

fine arts a d u lt c la s s e s i n : W a te r le s s L it h o g r a p h y w it h D a v is T e S e lle , M ay 1 7 a n d 1 8 ; O il P a in t in g w it h A r m a n d P o u lin , M ay 1 9 t h r o u g h J u n e 1 6 ; C la y S c u lp t u r e f o r t h e G a rd e n w it h G e o r g ia L a n d a u , M ay 1 4 t h r o u g h J u n e 1 1 ; W a te r c o lo r s w it h K a t h r in a R a v e n h o r s t - A d a m s , M ay 2 8 t h r o u g h J u n e 2 5 ( w o r k s h o p s a ls o a v a ila b le ) ; C a r v in g S t o n e w it h J i m S a r d o n is , J u n e 1 4 a n d 1 5 ; B a s k e t W e a v in g w it h J o h n C la s s e s f o r c h ild r e n

a n d t e e n s in c lu d e : Y o u t h D r a w in g w it h J a n i c e W a lr a fe n , M ay 1 5 t h r o u g h J u n e 1 9 ; C la y S c u lp t u r e w it h G e o r g ia L a n d a u a n d m o re . I n f o , 4 7 9 - 7 0 6 9 o r v i s i t w w w .s t u d io p la c e a r t s .c o m . SPA classes are in an historic

building with active gallery exhibits in down town Barre. ' T - 4 K T V v u f: -

CO N SID E R IN G TH E U SES OF A DVERSITY: S E L F -H E A L IN G FO R SU R V IV O R S OF SE X U A L V IO LE N C E : T u e s d a y s , M ay 2 0 t h r o u g h J u n e 2 4 , 6 - 8 :3 0 p .m . B u r lin g t o n . Fre e, L im it e d rf l ^ 9s z e v jP jf - r e g is t e r , 8 6 ,4 -0 5 5 5 ^ ..j

The. Womep's Rgpe, Crisis Center is-,offering, ^ this series fo r women survivors who have had some foundation o f support in therapy or groups, and who are looking fo r a spiritual approach to the healing process. Through discussion, exercises, jo u rn a lin g and guided meditation, participants will learn to develop a deeper relationship with the se lf and begin a path o f self-healing.

H O N O R IN G TH E PLA N TS W IT H A N N IE MCCLEARY: S a t u r d a y s , 1 0 a .m . - 3 p .m .

Shelburne Museum on August 1.

" P la n t S p i r i t C o m m u n io n , P la n t A llie s a n d D o w s in g ," M ay 1 0 . " D a n d e lio n F e a s t a n d

BACKSTAGE D RA M A S SU M M ER CAM P: A g e s

H e rb W a lk ," J u n e 7 . " H e r b a l F ir s t - A id K it a n d

1 1 - 1 4 , M o n d a y t h r o u g h F rid a y , J u n e 2 3

K it c h e n M e d ic in e ," A u g u s t 9 . " T in c t u r e s ,

t h r o u g h J u l y 3 , 9 :3 0 a .m . - 3 p .m . F ly n n

S a lv e s a n d P il l b a l l s , " S e p t e m b e r 2 7 (a d d $ 1 0

C e n te r, B u r lin g t o n . $ 3 9 5 . F o r m o re in f o o n

m a t e r ia ls f e e ) . " W ild E d ib le s H e rb W a lk a n d

F ly n n A r t s c la s s e s f o r c h ild r e n , t e e n s , a n d

S u s t a in a b le W ild - H a r v e s t in g , " O c t o b e r 1 8 .

a d u lt s o r t o r e g is t e r , c a ll P a u lin a A n d e r s o n

L in c o ln . $ 6 5 / c la s s . H a n d o u t s p r o v id e d w it h

a t 6 5 2 - 4 5 4 8 o r e m a il p a n d e r s o n @ fT y n n c e n t e r .o r g . Perform on the Flynn's main

o r o n lin e r e g is t r a t io n a t w w w .k a g y u - m e d ia

$ 4 0 / s e r ie s w i l l h o ld y o u r s p a c e : A t t e n d t h e

la b .o r g / d d c v e r m o n t / k u n y e - r e g . h t m l. Tibetan

e n t ir e s e r ie s a n d r e c e iv e a d is c o u n t o f $ 2 0

Massage, or Kunye, is a traditional bodywork and therapeutic system, part o f the 4000year-old Tibetan Medical tradition. Kunye I is an introduction to external therapies, diag nostic techniques, and the basics o f Tibetan massage therapeutics as well as an overview o f Tibetan Medicine. Kunye I is part o f a three-part training which w ill be given in Vermont over the next year. Completion o f all three trainings will result in Kunye Practitioner certification from the Shang Shung Institute.

f o r t h e la s t c la s s ! B r in g a b a g lu n c h . C la s s

stage! In this two-week intensive camp, stu dents get a look at what lies backstage and create and perform in an original piece b u ilt around life in the theater.

H o w d e n H a ll, B r is t o l. P r e - r e g is t e r , 4 5 3 - 3 4 3 1

health HORM ONE BALANCE 1 0 1 AND W OM EN'S

s iz e i s lim it e d , p r e - r e g is t e r , 8 0 2 - 4 5 3 - 6 7 6 4 o r a n n ie m c @ g m a v t . n e t , w w w .p u r p le c o n e

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you like. Learn p lant spirit communion, home herbal remedies and wild edibles. Herbalist Annie McCleary has been working and playing with wild and cultivated herbs fo r over 25 years. Annie focuses on local wild plants fo r food, medicine and companionship. She is an expert dowser who brings the intuitive con nection with plant beings into play in all o f her teachings. Participants receive coupon fo r 15% discount on any herb book from recom

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your sp irit to grow. Barry Weiss w ill use his knowledge to guide you into focused thought and educated discussion.

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qi gong QI GONG: O n g o in g c la s s e s f o r a l l le v e ls , M o n d a y s a n d T h u r s d a y s , 9 : 3 0 - 1 0 : 3 0 a .m .; T u e s d a y s a n d T h u r s d a y s , 6 - 7 p .m . T h e V e r m o n t C e n t e r f o r A c u p u n c t u r e a n d H o lis t ic H e a lin g , 2 5 7 P in e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . $ 1 2 / c la s s o r $ 3 5 / m o n t h f o r u n lim it e d c la s s e s t h a t m o n th . I n f o , 8 6 4 - 7 7 7 8 o r w w w .v c a h h .o r g . Qi

Gong is a gentle exercise th a t coordinates deep breathing and movement to help with overall circulation and well-being.

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cise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

training C ER TIFIED F IR ST A ID : F o r t e e n s a n d a d u lt s .

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B r is t o l R e c r e a t io n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r o n lin e a t w w w .b r is t o lr e c .o r g . Learn the basic

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skilb and knowledge necessary to recognize and provide basic care fo r injuries and sudden illness u n til advanced care arrives.

We a ll have intuition, get hunches. Learn to develop your abilities to make your life easier and more fu n in this series taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975.

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D riv e , E s s e x . $ 6 0 / 1 s e s s io n , $ 1 0 0 / 2 s e s s io n s . L im it e d c la s s s iz e , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 , w w w .

S e s s io n 2 : J u l y 1 0 , 1 7 a n d 2 4 (r a in d a te J u l y

7 A M o rse D r iv e , E s s e x . $ 5 0 i n i t i a l c o n s u lt a

s h o p t a lk v e r m o n t .c o m . Call to schedule a con

3 1 ) , 5 : 3 0 - 7 : 3 0 p .m . C e d a r K n o ll C o u n t r y C lu b ,

t io n fe e . T o t a l c o s t t o b e d e t e r m in e d a f t e r

venient time fo r you to attend.

B r is t o l. $ 6 0 (n e e d t o p u r c h a s e ra n g e b a lls

t h e i n i t i a l c o n s u lt . I n f o , 8 7 8 - 0 0 5 7 o r v i s i t

a n d b r in g y o u r o w n c lu b s , i f y o u h a v e t h e m ) .

w w w .s h o p t a lk v e r m o n t .c o m . This course is designed fo r intermediate and advanced woodworkers who aspire to advance and enhance their woodworking knowledge and skilb with hand toob, machines and accuracy regarding their techniques. With individual, one-on-one guidance, tips and demonstrations from master woodworker Robert Fletcher o f

B r is t o l R e c r e a tio n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r o n lin e a t w w w .b r is t o lr e c .o r g . Learn all aspects

o f this great game. Focus will be on: drive, pitch, chip, p u tt and bunker shots. Any class canceled due to weather will be rescheduled. 1 0 5 ! T h u r s d a y s , M ay 2 2 t h r o u g h J u n e 1 2 , 5 -

o f in-line skating in a fu n and easy way. We recommend th a t you wear a helmet, knee and elbow pads.

C lu b , 4 0 6 8 S h e lb u r n e R o a d , S h e lb u r n e . I n f o , 9 8 5 - 2 2 2 9 o r v i s i t w w w .s h e lb u r n e a t h e lt ic . c o m . Try out our club and classes with one FREE week.

BEEC H ER H IL L YOGA: O n g o in g d a y a n d e v e n in g c la s s e s o r p r iv a t e in s t r u c t io n a n d y o g a t h e r a p y . H in e s b u r g . I n f o , 4 8 2 - 3 1 9 1 o r w w w .d o w n s t r e e t m a g a z in e .c o m / b e e c h e r h ill y o g a . Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in

Integrative Yoga, Yoga fo r Posture <& Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction.

E s s e x . $ 2 0 0 / n o n m e m b e r s , 2 5 % o ff / m e m b e r s .

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B IK R A M YOGA: O n g o in g d a ily c la s s e s f o r

v e r m o n t .c o m . Beginning woodworkers are

a l l le v e ls . 2 5 7 P in e S t . , B u r lin g t o n . I n f o ,

exposed to the various components o f m illing and jo inery techniques as they construct a project o f their choice.

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6 5 1 - 8 9 7 9 . A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

B R ISTO L YOGA: D a ily A s t a n g a y o g a c la s s e s ,

C H A IR CA N IN G : W e d n e s d a y s , M ay 2 1 t h r o u g h J u n e 2 5 , 6 :3 0 - 8 :3 0 p .m . M t. A b e W oo d S h o p ,

te a c h e r , 8 6 2 - 8 8 0 6 x 4 . Reiki is an ancient

u n t i l S u n d a y , M ay 1 1 , 4 p .m . $ 9 0 / w o r k s h o p ,

B r is t o l. $ 6 0 , in c lu d e s m a t e r ia ls ( b r in g y o u r

healing art originating in Tibetan Buddhism.

$ 4 5 / f o o d a n d o v e r n ig h t . For more info, call

o w n c h a ir ) . B r is t o l R e c r e a tio n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r

Class includes attunements and practice.

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r e g is t e r o n lin e a t w w w .b r is to lr e c .o r g . Finally,

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a chance to f ix that beautiful porch rocker or Aunt Jane's chair. Paul Neil will share his knowledge and demonstrate 3 different tech niques: traditional caning, rush and splint (depending on what chair you bring).

TAI CH I CHU AN: O n g o in g c la s s e s , W e d n e sd a y s , 9 - 1 0 a .m . B e g in n e r c la s s , W e d n e s d a y s , 6 :1 5 7 :1 5 p .m . T h u r s d a y s , 7 - 8 p .m . S a t u r d a y s , 8 : 3 0 - 9 : 3 0 a .m . T h e V e r m o n t C e n t e r fo r A c u p u n c t u r e a n d H o lis t ic H e a lin g , 2 5 7 P in e

b r is t o ly o g a .c o m . This classical form o f yoga

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FU N D A M EN TA LS OF H A N D -TO O L S H A R P E N

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IN G : S a t u r d a y , M ay 1 7 , 1 - 4 p .m . S h o p t a lk ,

o r w w w .v c a h h .o r g . This traditional Yang-Style

7 A M o rse D r iv e , E s s e x . $ 4 5 / n o n m e m b e r s ,

short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flow ing exer

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J u l y 6 , 1 - 4 p .m . S h o p t a lk , 7 A M o rse D rive ,;,

p .m . W o r k s h o p : S a t u r d a y , M ay 1 0 , 1 0 a .m .

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support groups

P r e - r e g is t e r , B la k e ly O a k e s , M .S ., m a s t e r

M a r tia l A r t s : S a t u r d a y s , 1 0 - 1 1 a .m . V e r m o n t

ADULT & C H IL D R E N 'S YOGA: A s t a n g a ,

BASIC W OOD W O RK IN G T E C H N IQ U E S: Te n

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Robert Fletcher Furniture Design Inc., Cambridge, VT. Participants will build individ ually proposed fu rn itu re pieces. Select either a table, desk, casework construction or a chair fo r your project. ■

6 p .m . S k a t in g R ic k , B r is t o L $ 2 0 . B r is t o l

TAI C H I IN T E N S IV E W IT H JO H N P. M ILTON:

S a t u r d a y s , 1 1 a .m . C a r d io / P o w e r B o x in g :

s e s s io n s , s ix h o u r s . S h o p t a lk , 7 A M o rse

a n d b iw e e k ly c a n b e n e g o t ia t e d . S h o p t a lk ,

a n d 1 7 (r a in d a te J u n e 2 4 ) , 5 : 3 0 - 7 : 3 0 p .m .

- 5 p .m . P a t h w a y s t o W e ll B e in g , B u r lin g t o n .

F r id a y s , 7 - 8 :3 0 p .m . W e d n e s d a y s , 1 1 :4 5 a .m .

LATHE CLASS: O n e s e s s io n , t h r e e h o u r s o r tw o

b y t h e p r o je c t a n d s h o p u s e .’ H o u r ly , w e e k ly

ADULT GOLF CLINIC: S e s s io n 1 : J u n e 3 , 1 0

R E IK I I T R A IN IN G : S a t u r d a y , M ay 1 7 , 1 1 a .m .

J i u - J i t s u a n d S e lf - D e f e n s e : M o n d a y s t h r o u g h

woodworkers who would like to increase their level o f woodworking skilb. Emphasis is on design issues, traditional case construction, draw/door making and fittin g , hand-tool skilb and jo in e ry techniques.

N u m b e r o f h o u r s re q u ir e d w i l l b e d e t e r m in e d

R e c r e a t io n , 4 5 3 - 5 8 8 5 o r r e g is t e r o n lin e a t

VERM O NT B R A Z IL IA N J I U - J I T S U : B r a z ilia n

E sse x. $ 2 0 0 . In f o , 8 7 8 -0 0 5 7 or v is it www. s h o p t a lk v e r m o n t .c o m . This class is fo r serious

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w w w .b r is t o lr e c .o r g . Learn the fundamentals

self-defense

J u n e 2 7 , 6 - 9 p .m . S h o p t a lk , 7 A M o rse D riv e ,

J u n c t io n . $ 1 4 5 . I n f o , 8 9 9 - 3 5 4 2 o r

B r id g e o f L ig h t , 5 3 3 - 9 2 3 6 . A comprehensive

and experienced energy workers. Based ohfihe wheel o f life , the chakra system and ascen sion process: Students arit-supported as thep learn, apply and integrate grounding tech niques, increased levels o f lig h t body, dows ing, psychic surgery, and methods to balance and align a ll the body systems on a ll levels. Students must commit to the series o f eight classes fo r certification. VSAC approved.

IN G : F iv e s e s s io n s , F r id a y s , M ay 3 0 t h r o u g h

$ 3 0 , in c lu d e s m a t e r ia ls a n d c e r t if ic a t e .

W e lls p r in g in H a r d w ic k . $ 7 5 / c la s s . I n f o , "

four-m onth program designed fo r beginning

IN TERM ED IA TE LEVEL F U R N IT U R E M A K

M ay 2 7 , 6 : 3 0 - 1 0 p .m . H o w d e n H a ll, B r is t o l.

IN -L IN E SKA TIN G FO R B E G IN N E R S : A g e s 5 -

L IG H T W O R K CERTIFICA TIO N T R A IN IN G :

0 0 5 7 , w w w .s h o p t a lk v e r m o n t .c o m . This threehour course will present the theory and prac tice o f sharpening and honing flat-edge toob with a practical emphasis on chiseb and hand-plane blades.

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Experience in copywriting or journalism. Resume to Pat Lamson, Burch & Company Inc., 115 College St., Burlington, Vermont 05401. pat@burchads.com

Spectrumisseekingboth menandwomentofacilitateeducational classesin Burlington, MiddleburyandSt.Albansfor menwhobatter women.Weareseekingboth full and part-time GroupFacilitators. Thesepositions couldincludeeveningandweekend hours.An understandingof domesticviolenceandmulticultural perspectiveis desired. Pleasesendaletter of interest and resumeto: DAEPSiteCoordinator (CM) Spectrum/DAEP 31 ElmwoodAve. Burlington,VT05401

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IMMEDIATE OPENINGS Orange North Supervisory Union Washington Village School Middle School Math/Science 1.0 Long-term Substitute This position must be filled for the remainder of the 2002-2003 school year and is an anticipated opening for 2003-2004. All candidates will be considered for the 2003-2004 position. Submit cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, transcripts and certification materials to:

Teresa Romasco, Principal Washington Village School Route 110 Washington, VT 05675

W illiam stow n M iddle High School Custodian ^Immediate opening for evening shift 2pm-10pm. Duties include cleaning, light maintenance. Knowledge of HAVC, electrical and plumbing a plus! Submit cover letter, resume, three letters of reference to:

Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Road Williamstown, VT 05679

Lamoille North Supervisory Union 2003-2004 School Year Lamoille North Safe Schools Healthy Students Project School Social Workers/Case Managers Three openings for experienced professionals to work with at-risk middle school or high school students addressing academic and behavioral goals, connecting with family members, school staff and community providers, p Three to five years’ relevant experience and M S W or similar Master’s degree preferred. Excellent communication skills, ability to work well with a variety o f people, knowledge o f wraparound treatment and strengths-based approach, good clinical skills and commitment to children and families required. Send cover letter, resume, and three letters o f reference. Applications received until positions are filled for August start. _ Competitive salary and benefits. EOE.

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Homeownership Center Position Seeking energetic professional to administer BCLT’s shared-apprecia tion homeownership program and work directly with first-time home| buyers. Applicant must be able to personably and effectively manage multiple applicants at all stages of the home purchase process, up to i and including closings and to enjoy a high level of customer contact ! and support. The successful candidate will be well organized and ’ thorough, able to present at workshops and orientations, experienced in residential real estate or affordable housing programs and have excellent math skills. BCLT’s Homeownership Center’s highly productive team of nine serves over 500 families a year and leads the country in many aspects of its nationally certified program. Individuals seeking a future in this exciting area of non-profit housing should send a cover letter and resume by mail to:

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Brenda Torpy, Executive Director BCLT PO Box 523 Burlington, VT 05402 By Thursday, May 15, 2003 BCLT is an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity. Salary commensurate with experience. Competitive compensation package includes excellent health benefits.

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Barre Town Middle and Elementary SVD2270 G ra d e 7-8 Math Teacher (Anticipated) SVD2271 G ra d e 7-8 Science Teacher (Anticipated) SVD2319 Elementary (K-3)Teachers - Two (Anticipated) SVD2410 Technology Education Teacher

ORANGE WINDSOR SU South Royalton School SVD2446 Assistant Principal SVD2447 Guidance Director

Barre City Elem. & Middle School SVD2265 Behavior Specialist (Anticipated) SVD2267 M iddle School G uidance Counselor SVD2268 G ra d e 7 Eng. Lang. Arts Teacher (Anticipated)

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SVD2149 Food Service/Prep. Positions SVD2249 Outreach Coordinator (3) SVD2250 Speech Language Pathologist SVD2251 School Psychologist SVD2376 Behavior Specialist (5)

SVD2260 Teacher Associate SVD2344 Speech/Language Pathologist (2)

Springfield High School SVD2224 Occupational Development Prog. Teacher (2) SVD2312 Math Teacher SVD2318 Germ an Language Teacher

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ORANGE W INDSOR SU SVD2406 Alternative Voc. Exploration Prog.

Chelsea Public School SVD2392 PE/Health SVD2394 Foreign Language SVD2396 Possible Second G ra d e Teacher SVD2451 English SVD2452 Math/Science SVD2453 Librarian SVD2454 Science SVD2455 Industrial Arts

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Hunt Middle School SVD2379 1 FTE Special Educator - Alternative Prog. SVD2458 1.0 FTE M usic/C horal Teacher

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Lawrence Barnes SVD2166 Behavior Intervention Specialist SVD2168 Individual Student Assistant

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Fun Sunglass Sales Outgoing professionals wanted for kiosk sales. Salary & bonus. Verifiable references. Excellent opportunity for the right person. 78T799-0980.

Send resume with references to: SHIPPING & RECEIVING TEAM MEMBERS (St. Albans Plant - 1st, 2nd& 3rd Shift Openings)

We are looking for several individuals to work as Shipping & Receiving Team Members on either 1st, 2nd or 3rd shift to store and retrieve raw materials and finished product for production and transportation schedules at our St. Albans Plant. We require a high school diploma or equivalent with basic Math and English skills, basic understanding of safety practices, computer systems and inventory address system. Ability to operate and perform routine service on shipping and receiving equipment and to lift up to 50 lbs. regularly and ability to work in a cold climate freezer storage center (0-20 degrees F) are musts. High reach forklift experience a plus. We offer a progressive benefits package that includes the usual stuff. You will receive 3 free pints of Vermont’s finest all natural super premium ice cream and frozen yogurt per day! Be sure to check our Ben & Jerry’s Web site at www.benjerry.com/jobs for job descriptions and other openings, or call our Job Information Line at (802) 846-1543 x7584#. Please respond in writing or email jobs@benjerry.com or fax (802) 846-1520 with resume, cover letter and salary requirements to: Ben & Jerry’s Homemade, Inc. 900 Industrial Park Road St. Albans, VT 05478 ATTN: Human Resources

Ben & Jerry’s is an equal opportunity employer.

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Northeastern Fam ily Institute NFl, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

Awake Overnight Staff NFI is seeking Awake O vernight C ounselors for its residential program s for youth. Experience w orking w ith children and adolescents desired. This is a full-time position w ith benefits. We offer a com petitive salary.

Residential Counselor Seeking Residential Counselors to w ork at our Hospital Diversion program , located in Winooski. Work w ith a talented team in a fast-paced environm ent. Experience w orking w ith children w ith em otional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assist in treatm ent and discharge planning. This is full-time position w ith a com petitive salary.

Respite NFI also needs Respite C ounselors to w ork closely w ith the staff and direct ly w ith clients on an "as needed basis" (often u p to 35-hours a week are available). They will be taught exceptional skills in w orking w ith teenagers.

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Telebranch Member Service Representative Excellent, effective com m unication skills needed for this diverse position. Ability to handle a high volume o f calls, manage priorities and meet numerous deadlines, while maintaining and providing a high degree o f customer service to our members. T he successful candidate will build & strengthen member relationships, m aintain knowledge o f all N E F C U products & services and serve as a liaison for members. M ust be proficient w ith computers, exhibit a high degree o f accuracy, and have prior customer service experience. This is a full-time position w ithin a 7am - 7pm environment, and one Saturday a m onth required (9-lpm ).

Secondary Market Manager T he New England Federal Credit U nion is seeking a dynamic, experienced mortgage professional to successfully administer our secondary market process. If you possess a strong drive, are discerning, motivated and analytical, we would like to speak with you. Qualifications include a m inim um o f 5 years mortgage lending experience with a preferred focus on secondary market management.

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Applications are available at the store during regular business hours: Monday - Thursday 8 -6, Friday and Saturday 8-8 and Sunday 9-6 or send your resume to: 472 Marshall Ave., Williston, VT 05495 fax: <802)^860-2936 email: humanresources@4seasonsgc.com

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A leader in the ready-mixed concrete industry is accepting applications for a concrete sitework foreman. Must have experience with concrete curbs and sidewalks. Excellent benefits package that includes health, dental, life insurance and 401(k) savings/profit sharing. Pay commensurate with experience. Com e join the Carroll Concrete team. Call or stop by our Berlin, V T office (802) 229-2400.

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Lisa Marsch, Ph.D. The Chittenden Center 1 South Prospect Street Room 1420 Burlington, Vermont 05401.

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SEEKING TECHNICAL EDITOR Seeking an experienced technical editor on a part-time, flextime basis. Must be reliable, possess excellent command of written English, and be able to edit technical and legal materials like patents and contracts. Proficiency in

1.00 FTE Consulting Teacher/Learning Specialist to work with high school students with learning disabilities in a small class setting. Expertise in instruction and classroom management required.

editor. About 10-15 hrs/week.

Applicants need to submit all their information on www.schoolspring.com to be considered. Be sure to include: cover letter, resume, letters of recommendation, transcripts and certification. Both positions will remain open until appropriate candidates are found.

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Full year - Consulting Teacher/Learning Specialist for 10-12 grade students with IEPs and 504s. Knowledge of Vermont rules and regulations essential.

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Williamstown Middle High School

SEEKING TRANSCRIBER Seeking an experienced transcriber on a part-time, flex possess excellent typing skills, and be proficient with

Middle School Math Teacher, 1.0 FTE Middle School Science Teacher, 1.0 FTE High School Math Teacher, 1.0 FTE

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Position to assist individuals with disabilities to conduct work search and train at job site as needed in the Burlington area. Know ledge o f A D A , area employers, disabilities, strong writing and interpersonal skills are assets for this job. Send cover letter and resume to:

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We offer competitive pay, seasonal bonus opportunities, paid training program, and a casual, fun work environment! Applications available in our V ergen n es Showroom

Industrial Athletes Employee-owned Gardeners Supply Company is Americas leading mail order gardening catalog specializing in innovative products for the garden, yard and home. Seasonal positions available in our Winooski and Georgia warehouses.

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our products and procedures. Competitive salary based on your experience and knowledge plus commissions on sales. Employee discounts on purchases. Shifts are available for mornings, afternoons, evenings and week-ends.

Please contact Bonnie at 658-0890 or Danforth Pewter at 800-222-3142 x 232 to schedule an interview.

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Night Audit Banquet Setup Banquet Servers Prep/Line Cook We are now accepting applicants for the above positions. Candidates must be energetic and have the ability to provide excellent guest service. Benefits include: Paid time-off Health and dental insurance 401 (k) Use of our recreational facilities Travel Benefits Great work environment Apply in person:

Be one of the happy, hard-working industrial athletes who pick, pack and ship gardening products. Work May, June and July on the evening shift, JMonday-Friday 12:30pm-9pm) in Winooski or day time in Georgia Monday-Friday 6:30am-3pm). Also hiring for the day shift (Monday-Friday 7am-3:30pm) the month of May in Winooski. Requires physical sta mina, teamwork and good attitude. !’ •>), , j We offer good pay, fast-paced environment and generous product discount. Looking for work ethic and commit ment. If interested in these positions come in and fill out an application at:

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Testing Now Being Scheduled in Burlington for May 12 and 13. Verizon is one of the leading providers of wireline and wireless communications services in the world. A Fortune 10 company, Verizon’s global presence extends to 40 countries in the Americas, Europe, Asia and the Pacific. Verizon has the following opportunity available in B u rlington , VT.

OPERATORS At Verizon, Operators provide the essential courteous, accurate and quick service our customers rely on in our 7-day-a-week environment. Your hours may vary, requiring evening, weekend, holiday and/or overtime hours. These temporary, full-time (35 hrs/wk) positions offer $7.31/hour (current top pay in 5 years will be $12.65/hour, adjusted yearly), with increases every 6 months until top pay is reached. Verizon provides paid training, a competitive salary and compre hensive benefits, including employer-paid medical, dental and life insurance, and a vision care plan after three months of full time employment. Eligible employees also receive pension and savings plans, tuition assistance and discounted phone service.

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Psychiatric Crisis Service Substitute Positions Available

W e are looking for the right person to handle all aspects of marketing,

Twenty-four hour psychiatric crisis service seeking per diem staff in two programs:

advertising, and co-op administration for a local three chain retail store.

Green Mountain Coffee Roasters is growing and we are looking for dynamic individuals who are team players to join our company.

Maintenance Technician This person will be responsible for performing all types of troubleshooting, maintenance, both preventive & unplanned, on all plant equipment including, but not limited to, all production equipment, distribution equipment, air handling systems, co-generation &. other building infrastructure areas. The primary purpose of this position is to provide and document 97.5% up-time for all plant assets. This is a Full-time position with general employment hours being Wednesday through Saturday, 3:00 PM -1:45 AM. 4+ years minimum electrical troubleshooting with or without schematics, installations and repairs is required. Ability to troubleshoot mechanical, electrical, pneumatic and hydraulic systems independently is also an essential requirement.

2nd Shift Distribution Center Supervisor This person will oversee the overall operating results of the 2nd shift in the Waterbury Distribution Center and will be monitoring the receiving, stocking, pick/pack, and shipping results for 2nd shift. This position will report on the operating results of the 2nd shift DC to the Distribution Manager and work to streamline the efficiency of the DC with an emphasis on quality and improved efficiency period to period. This is a full-time, exempt position with general hours of employment being Monday through Friday, 3PM to completion. A minimum of 5 years hands-on distribution supervisory experience is required. A solid understanding of PeopleSoft or other WMS or ERP system and a thorough understanding of inventory control practices are also critical qualifications.

Must have some computer experience, specifically with Quark and Photoshop. Responsibilities include: media buying, graphic design, copywriting for both

Bachelor’s Level Clinicians needed for the A S IS T Program , a four-bed hospital d iversion and psychiatric crisis stabilization program. W e are seeking su b s that have schedule flexibility, including weekends, evening and overnights. W e offer excellent experience and daily supervision.

television and radio, set up of annual events and promotions.

M aster’s Level Clinicians needed for the Mobile C risis Team to provide clinical a sse ssm e n t and triage in the office, the Em ergency R o om and the field. Recent M A or M S grad s ok.

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Sheryl Bellman, LCMHC, LADC Director of C risis services The Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401

experience and qualifications. Please send resume and references to:

SD employment at PO Box 1164, Burlington VT 05402.

Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Human Resources - Recruitment 33 Coffee Lane, Waterbury, VT 05676 FAX to (802) 244-6570 Email to J o b s GMCR.com

CMCR offers a comprehensive total compensation and benefit package and FREE COFFEE to all of our employees. EOE

Great Summer Jobs

REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS Engineering Services Drinking Water System Improvements

Do you love to sail? Can you rock climb? Ever play capture the flag with 200 people? Would you like to teach archery? Spend the summer outside on the shores of Lake Champlain! Camp Abnaki is a resident camp for boys located 45 minutes north of Burlington in North Hero, VT. All positions run for 9 weeks beginning June 15 and ending on August 16th. Room, and board are provided, great training, salary and a friendly wofking environment! Et)E. For more information call Jon at the Greater Burlington YMCA, 802 862-9622 ext. 129. e-mail: jkuypers@gbymca.org. www.campabnaki.org

Cabin Counselors Spend the summer working with a cabin group of 6-8 boys, teaching activities, and have the most rewarding summer of your life. Must be 16 or older, experience working with children a must.

Camp Nurse Work in a great environment! Our Camp Nurse is responsible for administering health care for all members of the camp community. The nurse will also maintain medical equipment, supplies and medicines. Must be 21-years old, RN.

The O range Center School System requests proposals from qualified consulting engineers (te im e d with a qualified hydro geologist or hydrologist if necessary) for the investigation, design permitting and construction observation o f improvements to its w ater system. OCS desires to increase the capacity o f its existing wells by hydro fracturing, to install additional storage capacity, and to install standby chlorination. The total project budget (engineering plus construction plus miscellaneous) lim it is $ 25,000 .

Interested firm s who wish to receive the complete RFP may call the office o f Mr. Richard Jacobs, Principal, Orange Center School (802) 476-3278. Proposals are due Friday, May 9, 2003. Site visits must be scheduled with Mr. Jacobs.

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NEC! has the following positions open in the AOS Food & Beverage Department, on the Essex Campus. These are part-time positions with class being held from 6/9/03 through 7/18/03:

Instructor - Professional Presentations. Students learn about professional business etiquette and the use of technology and meeting planning to help prepare for business presentations. Utilizing technology, students will plan, orchestrate and deliver presentations to the class.

Instructor - Legal Issues and Regulatory Affairs. The course explores the ramifications of local, state and federal laws on food and beverage operations. Subjects include licensing, dram shop legislation, product and property liability, ADA and other legal topics that affect the hospitality industry.

Instructor - Introduction to Human Resources Management. This course focuses on the issues a dining room manager faces managing employees. Lectures and role-playing develop skills in applicant screening and interviewing, staff orientation and supervision, performance appraisals and termination practices. This course also explores the job search process from the applicant's perspective as a counterpart to the management perspective.

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M anager SHAPE Facilities/Coordinator o f Intram urals VSC Grade 11, Full Tim e UPVT, PAT Adm inistrative Position B a c h e lo r’s d e g re e in re c re a tio n , p h y s ic a l e d u c a tio n o r re la te d fie ld , w ith M a ste r’s d e s ir a b le , p lu s o n e to tw o y e a r s o f re le v a n t e x p e rie n c e in re c re a tio n p ro g ra m a d m in is t r a t io n , o r a c o m b in a tio n o f e d u c a tio n a n d e x p e rie n c e from w h ic h c o m p a ra b le k n o w le d g e a n d s k ills are a c q u ire d . A p p ro p ria te tra in in g a n d c e rtifica tio n in First A id , C P R , a n d L ife G u a rd in g .

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a d m in is t r a t iv e , a n d s u p e r v is o r y s k ills . A b ilit y to d e a l e ffe c tiv e ly w ith a v a r ie ty o f C o lle g e s tu d e n ts , s ta ff a n d fa c u lty, a s w e ll a s v a r io u s g r o u p s a n d in d iv id u a ls o u ts id e th e C o lle g e in c o o r d in a tin g re c re a tio n p r o g r a m s . C o o r d in a te th e re g u la r a n d s p e c ia l u s e o f a ll a s s ig n e d S H A P E f a c ilit ie s , in c lu d in g th e g y m n a s iu m s , fitn e s s cen ter, r a c q u e tb a ll c o u rts , w e ig h t ro o m s , a n d p o o l.

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m o n ito r a n d e va lu a te a c o m p re h e n sive recreation p ro g ra m , in c lu d in g o p e ra tin g p o lic ie s a n d p ro ce d u res. D e v e lo p a n d m o d ify p r o g r a m s a n d o p e ra tin g p o licie s /p ro c e d u re s in a c c o rd a n c e w ith s tu d e n t in te re sts a n d in s t it u t io n a l o b je c tiv e s a n d re s o u rc e s .

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e q u ip m e n t o n a re g u la r b a s is , e n s u r in g a d h e re n c e to e s ta b lis h e d o p e r a t in g p r o c e d u r e s , w ith a fo c u s o n s a fe ty p r o c e d u r e s ; p la y a k e y ro le in p ro g ra m a n d o p e r a t in g p o tic y /p ro c e d u re p la n n in g fo r th e S H A P E fa cility . A p p lic a tio n s w ill b e a c c e p te d u n til p o s itio n is fille d .

Must have a BA degree, 3-5 years of experience in the communications field, preferably in the food service/hospitality industry. To apply, please email resume to:

S e n d re s u m e , le tte r o f in te r e s t a n d n a m e s , a d d r e s s e s , a n d p h o n e n u m b e r s o f th re e p r o fe s s io n a l re fe re n c e s to :

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Grassroots Advocacy The American Cancer Society is looking for a temporary Coordinator o f Grassroots Advocacy (tne position has the possibility of being perm anent). This position serves as the primary point of con tact for governm en t relations and advocacy volunteers and is responsible for coordinating grassroots activities. Volunteer d evelop m en t and m an age m en t experience required. Excellent organizational ana com m unication skills required. Experience w ith grassroots organizing, legislative or public policy preferred. Please subm it cover letter and resum e by May 12 to: Tami W h ite, ACS, 11 L oom is Street, M on tp elier, VT 0 5 6 0 2 , Fax: 8 0 2 -2 2 3 -4 8 1 8 , E-mail: tam ara.w h ite@ can cer.org.

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Waterbwy, 3rd shift, $10.Z5/hour, long-term. Home Provider

Phone Surveys

Evening & weekend shifts, 39/hour, make your own schedule!

Loo kin g to m ake a difference in so m e o n e ’s life? a h om e provider for a 4 i-year old male with challenging behaviors. Enjoys w orkin g with his h a n d s and learning new things. G enerous sup port, respite a n d stipend provided * C ontact C h u c k B oo th e at 223-6328 for m ore inform ation o r send letter and resum e to:

The American Cancer Society is committed to recruiting staff representatives of the diverse communities it serves.

American Cancer Society New England Division

CRT Attn: Chuck Boothe

Call Natalie at 862-6300

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Contracted Community Support Worker / Companion L o o k in g for a m ale c o m p a n io n to s u p p o rt y o u n g m an with d eve lop m e n ta l disabilities. 20 -hours-a-week to start, but could increase with the right individual. Team su pp ort and training provided. Contact Patti L. at N C S S , 524 -6555, ext. 6 0 2 .

Shared Living Provider Twenty-year-old m an lo okin g for male ro om m ate(s), preferably in St. Albans, but open to other areas. Enjoys sports, w orkin g out at the gym, restaurants, and sh op p in g. Training, team support, and ge n e ro u s stipend provided. Call Patti L. at N C S S for m ore inform ation, 524 -6555 , ext. 6 0 2 .

Vermont’s full-service employment firm since 1984: Providing job-seekers with career and employment assistance P&A is currently recruiting in Administration, Info Technology, Engineering, Sales, and Accounting; with an Urgent need for: - Design and Sales M anager Key position in recreation-oriented mfg and service company. Must have excellent customer service and mechanical drafting skills. - A u to Parts Sales Exec Established auto parts company. Must be enthusiastic about automotive systems and have excellent customer service skills.

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For a complete list of available jobs, see our web page Send your resume to: info@palmerjobs.com Palmer & Associates, 4 3 1 Pine St., Burlington, VT 05401 phone 802-863-4478 fax: 802-862-7401 W EB PAGE: WWW.PALMERJOBS.COM

Contract Administrator The A c co u n tin g D epartm ent at N C S S is seeking a Contract A d m in istrator w ho will be responsib le for invoicing, reporting, a n d tracking all fihancial elem ents o f N C S S ’ financial grants and contracts. T h is person will also be responsible for p ro c e ssin g all accounts payable activity for clients that have designated N C S S as their S S I payee. In addition, this person will be responsib le for o n g o in g analysis and reconciliation o f all grant and contract revenue and receivable accounts. H ig h sch o o l d ip lo m a and three years o f related experience or equivalent co m b in a tio n o f experience and tra in in g in A c c o u n ts Receivable and/or G rant and C ontract A d m in istra tio n that w ou ld provide the level o f know ledge, skills and abilities required. Proficiency with M ic ro so ft Excel required. Experience with Q u ic k B o o k s and Great Plain A c co u n tin g software or equivalent A cco un tin g

ACCOUNTANT - ACCOUNTS PAYABLE, MANAGEMENT & PROJECTS T h e B u r lin g t o n H o u s i n g A u t h o r it y F in a n c e D e p a rt m e n t s e e k s S t a ff A c c o u n t a n t to join o u r te a m . T h is b u s y office n e e d s a p r o f e s s io n a l w h o is e xp erie n ce d , d etail-oriented , reliable a n d e xtrem ely o rg a n iz e d .

D u t ie s in c lu d e re s p o n s ib ilit y fo r all a s p e c t s o f a c c o u n t s

p ayable, re c o rd in g c a s h receipts, co lle ctio n o f d e lin q u e n t rents, re c o n c ilia tio n o f e x p e n d itu re s to b u d g e ts, jo u rn a l e n trie s a n d fin a n c ia l s ta te m e n t p re p a ra tio n fo r m a n a g e d p ro p e rtie s.

software preferred.

M u s t be a ble to w o rk in d e p e n d e n tly

w ith in tim e -se n s itiv e p a ra m e te rs. A s s o c ia t e ’s d e g re e in A c c o u n t in g a n d

Team Leader: Assertive Community Treatment Team Join O u r Team! D o you like w o rk in g with p e o p le ? If so, we are se e k in g an organized, energetic, and creative individual to provide leadership and supervision in an exciting field. Responsibilities include; direct service to clients, supervision o f staff, and e n su rin g a high level o f quality care. Flexible schedule with full-time hours. M u s t have a stro n g co m m itm en t to the recovery process o f individuals with psychiatric sym p to m s. M u s t have a M a ste r’s degree in a H u m a n Services field or a Bachelor’s degree in a H u m a n Services field and 3-years experience in the m ental health field.

at le a st tw o y e a rs o f e x p e rie n c e in c lu d in g a c c o u n t s p a ya b le a n d fin a n c ia l re c o n c ilia tio n . S a la ry c o m m e n s u r a t e w ith exp erie n ce . p a c ka ge . C o v e r letter & r e s u m e to:

Finance Director BHA 65 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401. V is it o u r w e b site at w w w . b u r lin g t o n h o u s in g . o r g fo r m o re d eta ils.

Recovery-oriented m ental health program seeks dynam ic, flexible, team player to provide individualized services for m en with psychiatric disabilities. Responsibilities include p rovidin g individual, group, and fam ily su p p o rts in a co m m u n ity setting to a ssist in dividuals with achieving their recovery and vocational goals. M u s t have excellent interpersonal skills, w illin gn e ss to w ork collaboratively in a team

and relevant experience required.

Life Skills Aides Join our Team! Life Skills Aides needed to provide one-to-one support and guidance to in dividuals with traum atic brain injury. M u s t be able to w ork as part o f a team and exercise go o d judgment. Training and support provided. Qualifications include htgh sch oo l diplom a, o r equivalent, valid driver’s license and two years experience in h u m a n services, education, or job service w ork involving direct client contact. Experience as a h o m e care provider or full-time h om e m ake r may be substituted for up to one year o f w ork experience. Send re su m e s to:

Human Resource Dept. NCSS, Inc. 107 Fisher Pond Road St. Albans, VT 05478 EOE

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Opportunity Employer.

Community Support Worker

environm ent, and co m m itm en t to enrich in g the quality o f life for individuals with psychiatric disabilities. B A in H u m a n Services field preferred or A sso c ia te ’s

E x c e p tio n a l benefit

Quality Data Technician N M C has a part-time opportunity for candidates with a minimum o f two-years prior clinical experience in an acute care setting and either LPN licensure or an Associates degree in another health care discipline. The Quality Data Technician supports N M C ’s Process Improvement activities by performing a variety o f functions in the retrospective and concurrent review o f patient charts. Windows-based computer skills required. Database management, use o f spreadsheets and medical record review experience highly desirable. For more information check out our website at:

www.northwestemmedicalcenter.org Apply to:

Human Resources Department Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. PO Box 1370 St. Albans, VT 05478 Email: snoble@nmcinc.org EOE

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C LA SSIFIED SEM P LO Y M EN T Waitsaff Part-time waitstaff position available. Prefer experience but will train the right person. Day and night shifts available. Apply in person.

NORWICHUNIVERSITY

Reservationists Receptionist Seasonal 40-hours/week $8/hour Qualifications: Computer skills, telephone skills, p e o p le oriented, d ep en da bility ond

MSIA PROGRAM ASSISTANT IN TRAINING Duties include student advising, admission review and decision making, office support, technological classroom support for faculty and students, m onitoring online classroom, supervision of work study students and/or administrative support clerk, assisting with residency trips, preparing and making presentations about the program. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree, preferably in Business or Com puter Information field and some related experience, preferably in higher education. Completion o f the Master of Science in Information Assurance will be expected.

multi-task ability. Apply at:

Apple Island Resort

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Help Wanted Part-tim e b a g g er/b ak er w anted 3rd shift. (m ust be 18+ years old)

Klinger’s Bread Company 8 6 0 -6 3 2 2 ext. 14

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M ontpelier Public Schools TEACHING VACANCIES, 2 0 0 3 -2 0 0 4

*Montpelier High School* Social Studies, 0.6 FTE Em ploym ent Specialist, 1.0 FTE

Submit cover letter and resume to Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663 or via email: jobs@norwich.edu Norw ich is an Equal O pportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical and dental coverage, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Telephone Survey Interviewers ORC Macro is seeking survey interviewers for a variety of government-contracted research studies. The primary responsibility of an interviewer is to collect accurate survey data via computer-assisted telephone interviews. Interviewers create their own part-time work schedules from E v e n in g a n d w e e k e n d sh ifts. No computer experi ence necessary. Training provided. $7-50/hour to start. Applications available at: ORC M acro’s office College St., 3rd floor, Burlington, VT. EOE M /F /D /V .

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Day Prep Salad Prep Experience preferred Full-time/part-time Flexible scheduling Seeking enthusiastic people to join our quality staff. Apply in person 1-5.

Due to recent growth, New England Financial is seeking two individuals to join our 159year-old firm. With core business up almost 50%, our firm is expanding and has moved into a new premier office space at Water Tower Hill. We are a dedicated group of financial | professionals who are committed to delivering innovative solutions to the business, professional, emerging affluent and affluent marketplace in Vermont and surrounding states. For those who qualify, you will be fully trained for this lucrative position, which offers salary options, benefits, marketing support and unlimited upside potential. You may even qualify for one of our specialized high performance sales teams. For confidential consideration contact: New England Financial — Vermont Bryan M. Cressy, CLU, CFP® Managing Partner 302 Mountain View Drive, Suite 300 Colchester, VT 05446

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Sirloin Saloon 2545 Shelburne Road Shelburne, VT EOE

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*Main Street Middle School* G rade 8 Langu age A rts/Social Studies, 1.0 FTE Dual m iddle-grades certification desired; Langu age A rts certification a must. Vocal M usic Teacher, 0.4 FTE

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Immediate openings. M ostly evening and weekend hours. G ood knife skills and prior experience needed. Must enjoy working in a busy kitchen. A friendly, energetic and helpful attitude needed. We offer competitive wages, benefits and a fun place to work. Apply to:

Anticipated Vacancy: G rad e 6, 1.0 FTE M id d le -grade s license preferred. Anticipated Vacancy: Speech/Language Pathologist Part-tim e or full-time

*linion Elementary School* Speech/Language Pathologist Long-term substitute, part-tim e or full-time, Septem ber-Decem ber 2003

Windjammer Restaurant 1076Williston Road So. Burlington, VT 05403

Wall/Goldfinger, Inc. Designing and building fine corporate furniture since 1971. Experienced Cabinetmaker needed Permanent position with excellent benefits for employee and family. www.wallgoldfinger.com m Send resume to: Wall/Goldfinger, Inc. 7 Belknap Street Suite 3 Northfield, VT 05663 Or email: wg@wall-goldfinger.com

*Essential Early Education* Speech/Language Pathologist, 0.6 FTE Send cover letter, r6sum6, three current reference letters, educational transcripts, and letter o f Verm ont license eligibility or teaching license indicating appropriate endorsem ents to: Chaunce Benedict, Superintendent o f Schools, 58 Barre Street, M ontpelier, Verm ont 05602. Application deadline M a y 16, 2003.

TOPNOTCH AT STCMP RESORT AND SPA

C o sm eto lo gists Seeking professional, enthusiastic cosm etologists for V e rm on t’s only Fou r Star, Preferred R e so rt and Spa. Full-time positions available. C u rre n t V e rm on t license required. M u st be willing to w o rk som e weekends and holidays. Please subm it resum 6 to:

O ccupational Therapist for Educational Services Contracted service, part-tim e. Send cover letter, resume, three current reference letters, copy o f license to: M a rth a Bothfeld, Director of Educational Services, 58 Barre Street, Montpelier, Verm ont 05602. EOE

Maintenance Technician: FT, immediate opening. Includes one weekend shift. General maintenance experience needed. Need a clean driving record. Must be able to work independendy, be able to lift up to 50 lbs and enjoy working with public. We offer competitive wages, benefits and an interesting place to work. EOE. Apply to:

H u m a n Resources D e p a rtm e n t Topnotch R esort and Spa 4000 M o u ntain Road S to w e ,V T 05672 o r e-mail at h r@ to p n o tc h re so rt.co m . Please visit o u r w ebsite at w w w .topnotchres

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EMPLOYMENT Per D iem M aintenance Technician Were seeking a customer service oriented, team player to join our facilities maintenance team! Duties include lawn maintenance, snow removal, routine maintenance and repairs, transports, picking up and delivering o f supplies and/or mail as requested. Applicants are required to have a current license to operate a motor vehicle with a good driving record. Experience with lawn care, snow removal and tractor use desirable. For more information check out our website at:

www.northwestemmedicalcenter.org Apply to:

Physical Therapist Experience the independence and satisfaction o f one-to-one patient care in a su p p ortive p rofe ssion a l e nvironm ent. A d d iso n C ounty H o m e Health & H o sp ic e , Inc. is seeking c a n d id a te s for a part-tim e P h ysica l T h e ra p ist (M o n d a y , W e dn e sday, Friday). Q u a lific a t io n s include a current Verm ont Physical Therapy license and two to three years o f experience, rehabilitation experience is helpful.

Human Resources Department Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. PO Box 1370 St. Albans, VT 05478 Email: snoble@nmcinc.org EOE

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PROJECT SOAR an alternative education program within N orthw estern C o u n se lin g & Su p p o rt Services will begin operating a high sch ool in the fall and has the follow ing p o sitio n s available.

Uncommon Fun For Grownups and Kids W e are a two week residential, vegetarion family camp seeking staff for the following employment position:

O u r w ork e nvironm ent is highly supportive, positive and energetic. All p o si tio n s require excellent com m unjqatjon and collaboration skills. Candidate m u st be a team player. . . r

Youth Le a d e rs & Life G u a rd s

Assistant Program Director -AVUt’O v ifie e all aspects o f the high school program. Candidate will p o s se s s stro n g m an a ge m e nt and organizational skills a lo ng with behavioral m anagem ent skills. M u s t be creative, forward thinking, motivating and w illing to m aintain a supportive and energetic environm ent. Position requires B A / B S with five years experience or M A with 3 years experience.

Teachers - Will be w orkin g with students w h o experience severe em otional d is turbances. K -4 m u st have B A w ith appropriate State o f V T Licensure in Education and/or Special Education. 9-12 m ust have state licensure in Education/Special Education with dual certification within the follow ing subject areas: M ath, Science, English or H istory/Social Studies.

Home School Coordinator - N eeded to help a ssist fam ilies/identified students meet educational requirem ents. The candidate w ould be an advocate and liaison between families, hom e and school in helping to support students reach goals and meet expectations. B A or A S in the H u m a n Services field and experience w orkin g w ith children required.

School-Based Clinician - R esponsibilities include individual, gro u p & family psychotherapy, consultation with school personnel. M u s t be skilled in delivering c o u n se lin g to children and fam ilies with excellent d ia gn o stic skills. M a ste r’slevel clinician with licensure preferred.

Behavioral Interventionist - (K -8 and 9 -12 ) P o sitio n s require a self-motivated individual w h o w orks well with children and families. Will provides direct service to children and provide assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, physical and behavioral m anagem ent, social skill training and s u p porting students in an educational environm ent. Will be responsible for creating an interagency/interdisciplinary treatment team. A pplicant sh o u ld p o s se s s a B A or A S with experience in the H u m a n Services. Administrative Assistant - W ith high-quality people skills and e n th u sia sm to interact in a supportive role to staff. M u s t be organized, efficient and comfortable u s in g the telephone, co m p u te r and able to w ork independently within the para m eters o f the position. H S D or equivalent and a m in im u m o f 2 years experience in sch oo l setting.

Van Driver -S e e k in g van drivers for m o rn in g and afternoon routes within Franklin & G rand Isle Counties. Aprox. 4 h o u rs per day @ 10.00 per hour. M u s t have a clean d riving record and p a ss a state & federal background check.

Human Resource Dept. NCSS, Inc. 107 Fisher Pond Road St. Albans, VT 05478 EOE

Programs run from August 10-16 and August 17-23. Please call or email the office for more details. Call: 4 8 2 -3 6 7 0 E-mail: info@cgcvt.org ■■> Website: www.cgvt.org Address:

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(i)e are a neoi and exciting Oermont-hased entertainment company looking for attractive male and female dancers. If you're outgoing and like to have fun then u>e coant you. Mo experience necessary, (silling to train the right people. $50.00 per hour minimum base pay. for more information call or stop by our office at Close fncounters Entertainment LLC, 3 1 0 Scodl Street, South Burlington. (802)658-680*1

Mail Order Company Seeking individual with experience in mail order customer service. Full-time, great benefits E fun work environment. Fax resume to 651-4004.

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phone. B o th in b o u n d an d o u tb o u n d calls. Flexible schedule, c o m p e n sa tio n is d e te rm in e d by e x p e rie n c e .

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Advertising-!-Design Agency looking for freelance

web designer

Ideal candidate will have excellent HTML hand-coding skills and experience in project management and server administration. Proficiency in Dreamweaver, Flash, PHP, JavaScript MySQL, Perl, Frontpage, etc. Must be able to meet deadlines and be available during normal working hours. Please send resume and list of site links.

D ishw asher Immediate opening. Evening and weekend hours. N o experience needed, we will train. M ust enjoy working in a fast-paced environment. A friendly, energetic and helpful attitude needed. M ust have reliable attendance. We offer competitive wages, benefits and a fun place to work. Apply to:

Windjammer Restaurant fgf 1076Williston Road So. Burlington, VT 05403

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Executive Director: Lamoille Housing Partnership seeks dynamic full-time leader for nonprofit affordable housing organization. Supervises staff of five. Oversee^housing development housing counseling, property management and fundraising. Requires excellent communication and financial skills. Bachelor’s degree and prior experience with housing development required. Generous benefits. Salary 42k-48K. Send resume, references and cover letter to: Search Committee 1836 Elmore Road Morrisville. VT 05661 Call (802) 888-5714 for job description. Applications accepted until position is filled. EOE.

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FT, Immediate opening. Experience needed. Evening & weekends hours. Must enjoy working in a high-volume kitchen. Must be flexible & have a friendly attitude. Apply to: Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road South Burlington. Competitive wages & benefits offered.

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our sales brochure from home. No experience necessary. FT/PT. Genuine opportunity. All supplies provided. Paychecks guaranteed. Call 1-708-808-5182 (24 hours). (AAN CAN) ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT:

PT. Phoenix House, the nation's premiere substance abuse treat ment agency, has an immediate opening in our Waterbury office. Must be proficient in Windowsbased software w /the ability to ♦ adapt to other programs as req. Mature, well-organized individual w/good oral/w ritten communica tion skills, detail-oriented/able to multi-task. Send resume w/cover letter/salary history to: Program Director, Phoenix House, 89 S. Main St., Waterbury, VT 05676. Fax: 802-241-4146. EOE. $ $ BARTEND $$ Up to $300/shift. Great pay, flexible hours. No experience necessary. Call 800-806-0083 ext. 203. (AAN CAN) CHEF for Vermont residential camp. Feed 300 daily. Fun posi tion working with college stu dents. Please send letter or resume to: Kitchen, PO Box 75, Essex Junction, VT 05452. DRIVER for Mr. Ding-A-Ling Ice Cream vending truck. Call Brian at 518-786-9246. EARN INCOME WORKING from home. $500-$2000 P/T, $2500+ F/T. Local Business Mentors: Chad & Tonya Pearson. To qualify for free information package with audio, video, and booklet, call 888-447-6280 or visit www.GetWealthToday.com. EXPERIENCED COMMUNITY

support workers needed to pro vide instruction and personal cate to children with develop mental disabilities in home and community settings. P/T posi tions available immediately, 1030 hrs./week. Starting pay $10$12/hr. for qualified skilled workers. For more information, contact Mimi at 802-295-9100. HELP WANTED: Housekeepers. Must work weekends. Banquet servers, dishwashers. The North Hero House. Phone: 802-3724732. Fax: 802-372-3218. HUMAN/SOCIAL SERVICES:

FT/PT Counselors. Phoenix House Outpatient Programs. St. Albans and Burlington. The nation's pre miere substance abuse treatment agency seeks highly motivated Counselors. Must be CADC and/or LADC eligible, experienced similar setting a plus. Excellent career opportunity/exceptional benefits. Send resume/cover letter/salary history to: Program Director, Phoenix House, 89 S. Main St, Waterbury, VT 05676. Fax: 802-2414146. Visit: Phoenixhouse.org. EOE. IMMEDIATE/SUMMER JOBS:

RESPITE PROVIDER: Small, pro

GARAGE SALE: May 10 and 11,

gressive human services agency seeks skilled individual to pro vide respite support for a 19year-old young man with special needs in his residence in the S. Burlington area. Experienced applicants looking for an excep tional opportunity, call Robert at 802-295-9100.

9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Wine/beer mak ing, kitchen/general, stuff. Something for everyone! Bridge St., Huntington. Follow signs. GARAGE SALE: Sat., 5/10, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. No early birds! Butler Farms, 17 Worcester St., S. Burlington.

ROOFERS AND LABORERS:

recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers ju st like this one and reach up to 15 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or call Jess at 802-865-1020 x 10. (AAN CAN) PHISH CREW JACKET, Diatonic accordion, Hammer dulcimer, sax ophone, violin, hundreds of per sonal growth and non-ordinary books, years of accumulated weird stuff. Some antiques. 65 Lakeview Terrace, Sat. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Rain date Sun., same times. No early birds! Questions: 658-0401.

Good wages and benefits. Women and minorities encour aged to apply. Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Avenue C, Williston, VT 05495. 862- 6473. SALES/MARKETING REP for International communications co. FT/PT, w ill train. 1-888-284-8232. SECOND COOK for Vermont resi dential camp. Feed 300 daily. Fun position working with col lege students. Please send letter or resume to: Kitchen, PO Box 75, Essex Junction, VT 05452. SPECIAL EDUCATOR: Small, progressive human services agency seeks Special Educator 20-30 hrs./wk to provide Case Management and Instructional Services to children with special needs in the Burlington and Middlebury areas. Skilled, experi enced applicants looking for an exceptional opportunity, call Robert at 802-295-9100. STUDENTS WANTED: Part-time. Flexible shifts. Front desk help. Looking for an outgoing, confi dent person to check-in & out our summer/fall tourists. Fun friendly, family-owned motel. We w ill train. $7/hour. Town & Country Motel, 862-5786. WANTED: FULL-TIME Shooter/ Editor. MedialOO/Final Cut Pro, experienced only. 864-1237.

► volunteers BURLINGTON CITY ARTS seeks

volunteers to assist summer camp program. Work as teacher assistant to professional artists. Perks. Call 865-7524. VERMONT CENTER for Acupunc ture and Holistic Healing is seeking participants with oral herpes to test Chinese medicine herbal balm. 864-7778.

► work wanted BARTENDER FOR HIRE:

Experienced bartender with a wide repertoire of cocktails available for private parties or catering events. Call Dan Lewin, 863- 5276 or 598-3030 (cell).

► lost & found

ANTOINE IS

MISSING

Quarry Hill Club. One Grounds Maintenance. Two Clubhouse Deli. Three Lifeguards. 360 Spear St., S. Burlington. 233-2563. LINE CHEFS/PREP COOKS and Breakfast Cooks: AM/PM, FT/PT. The North Hero House. Phone: 802-372-4732. Fax: 802-372-3218.

Services: www.Zigmund.com. Free in itia l consultation! Local/wide area networking, client/serve, Internet connectivity/security, repairs/upgrades, Certified: Microsoft, Novell, Cisco, Citrix. info@zigmund.com. COMPUTER REPAIRS: Upgrades, training, virus issues, network and DSL installation/trou blesh ootin g, at your home! Appts. after 5 p.m. only. Phone, 4 8 2 -3 9 1 1 , ask for Mark. Covering th e Champlain Valley area in Vermont. CROSSCUT TREE CARE: From

small trees to ta ll trees. Sam Nijensohn, Master's degree in Forestry. Removals, pruning, and woodlot management. Insured. Free estimates. 802-865-3411. NEED A WEBSITE? We embrace the essence of the Internet and use i t to bring your company more business! EternityVT.com. Powerful simplicity through innovation. SPRING IS HERE! Professional painted murals, signs, kids' rooms, touch-ups, faux finishes and cus tom paintings. Professional artists with years of experience. Matthew, 802-434-8558, Brightmurals@hotmail.com.

► financial $$C A S H $$ Immediate cash for FOUND: Cannondale Pannier

Pack. Light bluish/gray. Found on Burlington bike path on 4/15. Call 454-7376. LOST: String of pearls on 4/12. Somewhere between Oakledge Park, Lincoln and Middlebury. I hope to wear them at our wed ding. Did you find them? Please call 802-453-2202.

► announcem ents A COOL, BIG SISTER (2+ adopt

ed) and two outgoing, athletic. Harvard-educated mommies look ing to complete our family. Our home is filled with love, laugh ter and chocolate. We are easy to talk to. Please call Ann & Hanya: 1-800-844-3630.

► stu ff wanted

FEMALE MODELS 15-35 needed

PING PONG TA BLE/recreational equ ip m en t d onation n eeded for non-profit youth organization. Help th e kids!! C ontact Casey at

for spring fashion shoots and other summer projects. No experi ence needed but models must be attractive and in good shape. Compensation in pictures and pos sible start in modeling industry. Call David Russell Photography, 651-9493 for interview or email RUSL53@aol.com. NEED A PHOTOGRAPHER but on a budget? I can cover your special event. My rates are very affordable. Contact David Russell Photography at 651-9493, www.rusldp.com.

► tutoring MATH TUTOR currently accept

ing new students for summer. Master's degree, significant teaching/tutoring experience. ■ Flexible hours. All levels, middle school through college. Marisa, 862-3784, mdebowsk@uvm.edu.

structured settlements, annu ities, real estate notes, private mortgage notes, accident cases and insurance payouts. 800-7947 3 1 0 .(AAN CAN) METROPOLITAN MORTGAGE &

Securities Co., Inc. buying sellerfinanced mortgages through bro kers since 1953. To broker a note, call 1-800-268-9184. Visit us online at www.metrobuysnotes.com. (AAN CAN)

► acting MOVIE EXTRAS. $200-$600/

day, all looks needed. No experi ence required. TV, music, videos, film , print. Call Digital Exposure at 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

802-524-1700.

► computers COMPUTER REPAIRS/UPGRADES

by certified technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Low priced computers for sale. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23.

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1-888-282-2667 RIVERWALK RECORDS of

► homebrew GROW YOUR OWN HOPS!

Fuggles, Goldings, Hallertau, Saaz, Rhizomes (root stock) from the hop farms of Oregon to your back yard. Vermont Homebrew Supply has these and everything else you'll need when the crop comes in. Rt. 15, Winooski. 655-2070.

Montpelier pays cash for your old records, videos, video and computer games instruments, original Fillmore, Avalon, Family Dog concert posters. 802-2299905, riverwalkrecords@cs.com.

"NOT NOW HONEY, MOMMY'S

making wine." Enable mom this Mother's Day with equipment, friendly advice and great wine kits from VT Homebrew Supply. Next to The Beverage Warehouse. Rt. 15, Winooski, 655-2070. After all she's done for you?

COMPUTER CONSULTATION

years Compatibles has been the answer for thousands of Vermont singles. Call today for details and save 872-8500. START DATING TONIGHT. Have fun playing Vermont's dating game. For information call 1800-R0MANCE x2288.

NEW EXPANDING CENTER: 6

carpenters' helpers: Experienced, - transportation, great work envi ronment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839. PART-TIME NURSE: Small, pro gressive human services agency seeks RN to provide Staff Training in the Burlington and Montpelier areas. 5-10 hrs/wk., . flexible schedule. For informa** tion, please call Robert at 802295-9100.

ARE YOU PAYING too much for your home, auto or business insurance? Find out with a free, no obligation quote from Harold Fitch at Cheeseman & Turnbaugh Insurance Agency, 863-6021 ext. 109 or email manyneatthings @aol.com. ATTN: ARTISTS AND Photog raphers: Experience fine art digi ta l printmaking with archival inks on archival papers. Bring a slide or digital file and get an 8x10 print FREE! Churchman Inc. Creative Services, 899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net.

SPRING SPECIAL! For over 16

company looking for motivated individual to train as make-up artist for weddings, special events and private consultations. Excellent income potential Call Teresa at 800-211-1202, ext. 4115.

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educated and experienced lead ers to jo in our team. We are a small, family-oriented center w ith a positive working environ ment. Please call 863-2331.

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► pets CLAIRE'S DOG CAMP: Dog

boarding and day care. Fields, woods, pond, farmhouse accom modations. Heaven on Earth dog fun. 888-4094. LOVING CAT needs a home. Spayed female, likes to sit on laps. Family member has become allergic. 860-7644. PASTURE YOUR HORSES:

Milton. Lots of room, good grass, water. No stallions. 893-1767.

► buy this stu ff AFFORDABLE, CONVENIENT

Wolff Tanning Beds: Low monthly investments. Home delivery. Free color catalog. Call today 1-800711-0158, www.np.etstan.com. COMPUTER FOR CHEAP: Need Microsoft Word. $250/0B0. Call 802-864-3358. MOVING OVERSEAS: All must go. Rosewood 5-piece, bedroom set, $495. Queen rosewood futon/mattress, $295. Queen bed, $295. 2 Rosewood/glass tables, $89. Black shelves, $49. CD rack, $55. Black computer desk/chair, $99. iMac plus print er, $495. Misc. stuff. 802-6581449, leave message. MOVING/FURNITURE SALE:

Bookshelves, lawn/patio furniture/equipment, porch swing, dining room table/chairs, W/D, mattresses of all sizes, solidwood antique bed frames and other knickknacks. Call 899-5563. MULTICAM PALMCORDER, digi tal camcorder. Top of the line, shoots stills also. Includes: cords, batteries, remote, tapes, bag, instructions. 1 year, seldom used. $1300/value. $800. 660-8445. MUST GO! Wood dresser (7 drawer, 4' tall, 20" wide). Set end table (1'10" high, 1'4" wide). Great condition. Only $99. Full mattress, box spring and frame. $1000 value Only $499. 1 drawer wood desk (3'5" wide x 1.10" x 2'5" ta ll). $49. 860-2854. UNIQUE PEARL OR JADE neck laces, bracelets and earrings starting at $10. Great gifts for Mother's Day, birthdays and graduation. Ask for Maureen, 893-6596. WEDDING DRESSES: Lazaro, double spaghetti strap, short train, gorgeous scalloped lace skirt. Mon Cheri, beaded bodice long train, o n /o ff sleeves. Veils and garter. 899-3921.

SAILFISH /SU N FISH PARTS

wanted: Refurbishing two sail boats; One sailfish, one sunfish. Looking for parts and sails in good condition, for a reasonable price. Similar complete used boats w ill also be considered. Please leave a message at 350-5710.

► music for sale BRAND NEW full-sizd, 88-key

Alesis QS8.2. Keys full-weighted, tons of programs. Value $1500. Will sell $1300. 324-6305 or 951-8779. MUSIC EQUIPMENT FOR SALE:

Yamaha Amps (2) pl600s w/SKB hard shell cases, $250/each. Yamaha Mixer MX 12/4 8 chan nels, $225. Boss TU-2 Chromatic Tuner, $50. All like new. Call before 7 p.m. 899-4970. PA CABINETS FOR SALE:

Custom-built Eden hardwood cabs, quality JBL speakers, dri vers, internal active/passive crossovers. Speakon connectors, cables. $500/0B0. cpman@hotmail.com or 860-1770.

► music services ANNOUNCING VIBESVILLE

(formerly Archer Studios, Fort Ethan Allen). Where old-school gear meets new-school technolo gy. Open 24/7, $30/hr., $250/10 hrs./day. Rehearsal time also avail. Call for tour and studio demo CD. www.vibesville.com. 802-655-9220. BIG HARRY PRODUCTIONS:

Sound tech for the usual and the unusual. Have gear, will traveL Adaptability is our specialty. 802658-3105/bighsound@yahoo.com. COSMIC HILL RECORDING: Midi and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Ded icated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 4963166. Moretown, VT. DOG RIVER STUDIO: Record your band, demo, vocals or your dogs' howls. Unlimited tracks, 24-bit digital recording.‘ $20 per hour. Block-booking rates avail able. 802-223-1294. Just outside Montpelier. EMP STUDIOS: See what Government Mule, Our Lady Peace, Big Head Todd, Joe Bonamassa and The Samples have all experienced. Lots of studios in town claim "State of the A rt." Only one has been on the cover of MIX Magazine. Block and day rates available. www.eganmedia.com, 655-1886.

VT PROMO DESIGNS &

Marketing Tools for musicians is a media-based business tha t specializes in press kits, digital recording, web/graphic design and so much more. Search www.vtpromodesigns.com for more info.

► m usicians w antedr DRUMMER NEEDED: Classic rock.

Steady work. Call 802-247-6990. DRUMMER NEEDED: Milton Busker seeking dynamic, experi enced drummer for working band. Mostly original material. Influences: Beatles, Radiohead, Dylan, Ray Charles, Police and more. Milton, 864-2955. MUSICIANS WANTED to start new band: guitar, bass, drums, keyboards. No band experience necessary. I have practice/ recording space. Looking to do covers from Bob Dylan to Nirvana and originals. Must be willing to practice a lot. Dedicated but fun. John, 802-. 893-7251. TALENTED GUITAR and bass seeks serious drums and keys. We're committed, thoughtful, cre ative. We have tunes and motiva tion. Serious, humble inquiries only. Must be willing to go on the road. Vocals a plus. No hacks, please don't waste our time. Think Dead, Phish, MMW, Frisell, Sco, The Slip, Floyd, Beatles, Stones, The Band, Ell. Smith, Vorcza, etc. 802-456-1737. VOCALIST NEEDED. Metal/ Hardcore band Colour Trip seeks new vocalist for CD-recordings and touring. Experience pre ferred. Style somewhere between Slayer, Anthrax and Hatebreed. Call Mark at 802-655-6782. Check out www.colourtrip.com. WANTED: GUITARIST (with key board and vocal abilities) to play originals in the style of Failure, Hum, Smashing Pump kins, Cave In, Radiohead. Sonic versatility a must. Knowledge of alternate tunings a big plus. Call Jeremy Mendicino at 658-7422.

► music instruct. . GUITAR: All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kiliman jaro, Sklar/Grippo, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No pretense environ ment. Fosters technique and cre ativity. Beginners welcome. Summer slots avail, for kids/ teens. 802-877-3624. GUITAR LESSONS: Songwriting »h and vocals. Will come to you, very affordable, most styles. Morgan Hevrin, 899-4970. SAXOPHONE LESSONS: A ll ages encouraged. Lessons tailored to the individual. Combination of discipline and fun. Emphasis on technique, reading, theory and developing good practice habits. Emily Ryan "from the band Mango Jam," 864-3268. VOCAL & PERFORMANCE

coaching: All ages. Jazz, Gospel, R & B, Rock, Musical Theater and Opera. 15 years professional per forming experience. Call for more info, 310-6288. Email: sweetrainsounds@hotmail.com.

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LEGALS/ADULT ►legals CITY OF BURLINGTON' TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances: S e c . 3 . S to p s ig n lo c a t io n s .

Stop signs are authorized at the following locations: (1)

through (128) As Written

(129) At the intersection of Mansfield Avenue and North Street, causing all traffic [on Mansfield Avenue] to stop.

No person shall park any vehicle in the following locations unless engaged in loading or unloading a vehicle: . (1) through (26) As Written (27) [Reserved.] On the west side of North Winooski Avenue beginning 25 feet_south of North Street and extending south for a distance of 45 feet, for a maxi mum time lim it of 30 minutes.

(130) As Written

(28) through (49) As Written

(131) [Reserved.] At the inter section of Mansfield Avenue and Wilson Street, causing eastbound traffic on Wilson Street to stop.

Adopted this 8th day of April 2003 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

(132) through (280) As Written Adopted this 8th day of April 2003 by the Board of Public Works commissioners: Attest: Signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services

Attest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 4/8/2003: Published 5 /7 /03: Effective 5/28/03 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission'as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances: S e c . 7 . N o P a r k in g .

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (58) As Written (59) [Reserved.] On the west side of Hyde Street beginning at the driveway at 368 North Winooski Avenue and extending north for a distance of 12 feet. (60) through (503) As Written S e c . 7A . H a n d ic a p s p a c e s d e s ig n a t e d .

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A 1325, or any amend ment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (27) As Written (28) [Reserved.] On the west sid e pf Hyde Street b e g in n in g 195 feet south of Riverside Avenue and extending south for a j j i stance of 2Q feet, (29) through (140) As Written Adopted this 8th day of April 2003 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 4/8/2003: Published 5 / 7 / 0 3 ; Effective 5/28/03 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Chapter 20 Motor Vehicles & Traffic, and the City of Burlington's Code of Ordinances: S ec. 2 0 - 3 9 . S p e e d l i m i t g e n e r - , a lly .

(а) No motor vehicle shall be operated or driven upon any of the streets of the city at any time at a rate of speed greater than th irty (30) miles per hour, and suitable signs stating this speed lim it shall be conspicuous ly posted at the city line on all public highways tha t enter the city [except], with the exception of those streets listed in 20-39 (bWe1. [However, no person shall at any time operate a motor vehicle at a rate of speed in excess of twenty (20) miles per hour on tha t portion of Church Street between King Street and Pearl Street.] [(b )] ( c l No motor vehicle shall be operated upon any of the fo l lowing streets at any time at a rate of speed greater than twen ty-five (25) miles per hour, and suitable signs stating-this speed lim it shall be conspicuously posted on such streets: (1) Lakewood Parkway. (2) Woodridge Drive. (3) Birchwood Lane. (4) Tallwood Lane. (5) Oakcrest Drive. (б) Beachcrest Drive. (7) Shore Road. (8) Saratoga Avenue. (9) North Union Street. (10) Fairfield Drive. (11) Northgate Road. (12) Forest Street. (13) Stamford Street. (14) Lafountain Street. (15) Gazo Avenue. (16) Rose Street. (17) Fairmount Street. (18) Oak Street. (19) Riverside Avenue from Intervale Avenue to Hyde Street. (20) James Avenue. (21) Park Street. (22) North Champlain Street. (23) Turf Road. (24) Barley Road. (25) Woodbury Road. (26) Grove Street. (27) Intervale Avenue. (28) Hillcrest Road. (29) Woods Street. (3 0 ) Northview Drive.

(31) Ethan Allen Parkway from Farrington Parkway to Gazo Avenue. (32) Woodlawn Road. (33) Main Street. (34) Edinborough Drive. (35) Cumberland Road. (36) Ledge Road. (37) Summit Street. (38) South Prospect Street from Main Street south to Ledge Road. (39) Intervale Road. [(c)](d> No motor vehicle shall be driven or operated on the Southern Connector, between Shelburne Street and a point seventeen hundred (1700) feet south of Home Avenue at a rate of speed greater than forty-five (45) miles per hour. [(d )]{e ) No motor vehicle shall be driven or operated on the Southern Connector, between a point seventeen hundred (1700) feet south of Home Avenue and Maple Street, at a rate of speed greater th a t thirty-five (35) miles per hour. [(e )]{f) No motor vehicle shall be driven or operated on the Northern Connector at a rate of speed greater than fifty (50) miles per hour, except that northerly from a point five hun dred (500) feet south of its intersection with Plattsburg Avenue to the Colchester town line, no motor vehicle shall be driven or operated at a rate of speed greater than thirty-five (35) miles per hour. lb) No motor vehicle shall be operated upon anv of the follow ing streets at any time at a rate of speed greater than twenty (20) miles per hour, and suitable signs stating this speed lim it shall be conspicuously placed on such streets: (1) Church Street frqpi King Street north to Pearl Street. (2) Lake Street. Adopted this 8th day of April 2003 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest: Signature Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 4/8/2003: Published 5 /7 /03: Effective 5/28/03:

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An Amended Complaint has been filed against John Doe in the matter of Andrea L. Feeley v. Steven E. Peters and John Doe in the Chittenden County Superior Court, Docket #S085901 CnC, for injuries sustained by Andrea L. Feeley in an automo bile accident on 2/15/00. The accident occurred at approxi mately 10:00 a.m. on Route 78 in Swanton, Vermont when a westbound tractor trailer truck, driven by Defendant John Doe, crossed the center line into eastbound traffic, causing an acci dent between Andrea L. Feeley and Steven. E. Peters, and then fled the scene. A copy of the Complaint may be obtained from the Chittenden County Superior Court or by contacting A. Gregory Rainville, Esq. at 802524-0080. Defendant John Doe is hereby summoned and required to serve upon Rainville & Associates, P.C., Plaintiff's attorneys, 84 Fairfield St., St. Albans, VT 05478, an Answer to the Amended Complaint w ithin 20 days after notice of this lawsuit. I f John Doe fails to do so, judg ment by default w ill be taken against John Doe for the relief demanded in the Amended Complaint. John Doe's Answer must also be filed with the court. Unless otherwise provided in V.R.C.P. 13(a), John Doe's Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim tha t John Doe may have against Plaintiff, or John Doe w ill there after be barred from making such claim in any other action. THE ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE AMENDED COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILI TY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER #AS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CON DUCT THE DEFENSE. I f you believe tha t P laintiff is not enti tled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Amended Complaint, or i f you believe that you have a Counterclaim against Plaintiff, you may wish to con sult an attorney. I f you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney's fee, you may ask the clerk of the court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

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The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amend ments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington's Code o f Ordinances: S ec. 3 . S to p s ig n lo c a t io n s .

Stop signs are authorized at the following locations: (1) through (183) As Written (184) [At the intersection of Carrigan Drive and East Avenue, causing traffic on Carrigan Drive to stop.] Res e rve d (185) through (280) As Written Administrative correction made on this 15th day of April 2003: Attest: Signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 4/15/2003: Published 5 /7 /03; Effective 5/28/Q3; Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

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COLCHESTER: 580-582 Church Rd. Two 1+bedrooms. First floor, good size. Parking. No pets. $725/mo. & $895/mo., incL heat/HW. One has W/D hookups. 660-3481 ext 21, www.nevilleco.com. COLCHESTER: Small, clean 1bedroom. Trash/water incl. Full bath, convenient location. No pets. $550/mo. + dep. 849-6009. ESSEX JCT: 3-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, parking, on-site laundry. $1200/mo. Shown by appt. Coburn & Feeley Property Management, 864-5200 ext. 251, www.coburnfeeley.com. ESSEX JCT: Walk to everything convenience, 2-floor, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, nicely updated (3/03) townhouse with efficient gas heat. Village Glenn. Sorry, no pets. Avail. 5/15. $1050/mo. 373-9010. ESSEX: Sand Hill. Quiet 2-bedroom. Gas heat, laundry, on bus line. No pets. Avail. 5/1. $700/mo. + utils. & dep. 802879-0979. GRAND ISLE: Lakefront. Exquisite 1-bedroom cedar house with office space. Spacious living area, hdwd, garden, sunny (28 ft. of windows). Energy efficient. No dogs. $975/mo. 372-5938. HINESBURG: Small 2-bedroom, 3/4-bath house on Sunset Lake, large deck over water. 15 mins, to Burlington. Pets OK. Monitor heat, nice wood stove. $1100/mo. 603-822-2241.

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room apt. avail. 6/1 -9/1 . Pets welcome. $800/mo. 860-2870. SEEKING SUBLETTER for sum mer '03. newly-renovated house, 2 blocks from downtown, plenty of off-street parking. Great room mates. Rent neg. 238-4169. SUBLETTER WANTED: JuneAugust. 1-bedroom. Furniture incl. Short walk to town, bike path, and waterfront. $650/mo. 865-4927. SUMMER SUBLETTER WANTED:

1-bedroom, in 3-bedroom apt., 1bath, large kitchen, LR. Bank St. apt. Downtown. Convenient access to shops. $500/mo. + utils. 951-9717, ask for Jessica.

► for sale COLCHESTER: 3-bedroom, 1-

bath, open-floor plan, large living room, two fireplaces, extra "pub" in basement, many upgrades including new kitchen, oak floor dining room, carpet throughout, new roof, vinyl windows and appliances. Located on quiet street just mins, from exit 17. Must see! $198,500. Call Robin at 802-893-4785 to set up a showing or email jpwheel@aoLcom.

► housing wanted CARETAKERS: Going away this

summer? Professional couple and employed UVM graduates seeking live-in caretaking position. Summer 2003. Clean, responsi ble, experienced. Refs, avail. Call Jen 802-343-0066. SEEKING A FURNISHED room to rent in Charlotte. About $400/mo. Call Anne, 865-3730 or email annebrink@gmx.de.

► room for rent BURLINGTON: 1 room avail.

6/1. Great pad. Walking distance to downtown, great neighbor hood. No dogs, cats OK. $385/mo. + 1/3 utils. 860-6608. BURLINGTON: Furnished bed room, shared kitchen and bath. Parking, coin-op laundry, clean and quiet. No pets/smoking. $450/mo., incl. utils. 862-3341. BURLINGTON: Room for rent in 3-bedroom apt. on S. Willard. 1year lease. Close to town and campuses. $420/mo. + utils. Call 865-3828.

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WORKSPACE ► commercial props. BURLINGTON: 600 sq. ft.

Excellent for cafe, restaurant or retail. Great location. Lots of free parking. Great price! 5988581 or 865-9599. BURLINGTON: 900 & 1000 sq. ft. or combined. Historic brick building at busy intersection in soon-to-be revitalized Old North End. 862-5422.

► office space

BURLINGTON WATERFRONT:

Cool place. Fun people. Great energy! Call 864-7999. MONTPELIER: Office space for rent. 15' x 16'. Separate entrance, parking. Easy walk from downtown. East State St. 472-8819. WINOOSKI: Office for rent in suite with psychotherapist in the Woolen Mill. Shared waiting room, conference area, kitchen amenities. Serene space with 15-foot ceilings and brick walls. Collaboration possible. $350/mo. 654-7600.

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► housem ates ALL AREAS, ROOMMATE.COM.

Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN) BOLTON VALLEY: 3-bedroom, 2bath condo, nice, quiet space, parking, laundry. Seek openminded, responsible person to share with male. Avail, now. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. 434-8548. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail, in 3-bedroom apt. Hdwd, lake view, big lawn, off-street parking. No dogs. 1-year lease and dep. req. $300/mo. + utils. 865-4540. BURLINGTON: 1-room avail, in friendly 5-bedroom house. Conveniently located across from MCHV/UVM campus. Off-street parking, W/D. No pets/smoking. Avail, now. $400/mo. + utils. 802-864-3255. BURLINGTON: Beautiful house! 2 young profs., gay-friendly, socially conscious looking for same for downtown 3-bdrm. Light, hdwd, backyard, deck, sunporch, W/D. Animals OK. $465/mo., incl. heat. 6/1 lease. Beth, 865-7178. BURLINGTON: Beautiful, large, 4-bedroom house in downtown. Looking for friendly, clean and prof, person. Avail. 6/15 or 7/1. $375/mo. + 1/4 utils. 863-4409.

rent in shared space. Includes desk, Internet access, parking, utils., high ceilings and other amenities. Professional work envi ronment. $150/mo. 846-1855.

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BURLINGTON: Large, funky 2-

share 2-bedroom Centennial Ct. apt. Newer townhouse-style, energy-efficient and balcony, adjacent to campus, quiet. Avail. 6/1. $428/mo. + utils. 862-1269. BURLINGTON: F roommate for quiet 3-bedroom south end house. Backyard, off-street park ing, W/D. No smoking/pets. $475/m o„ incl. utils. 658-3932. BURLINGTON: Female prof./ grad, nonsmoker wanted to share spacious 2-bedroom house on upper Maple St. W/D, DW, offstreet parking, hdwd, garage. Avail. 6/1. $650/mo., incl. heat. Call 233-6181. BURLINGTON: Houseshare. Entire 3rd floor of riverfront house, 3 rooms, 2 baths, great views, near UVM and FAHC. $650/mo., incl. all. 864-8006.

bedroom house seeks kind, open person to jo in a 30 YO kind male. Creative/music/dance space, W/D, near Church St., offstreet parking and alternative lifestyle friendly. Flexible move in between 5/1 and 6/1. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. Chris, 238-7480. BURLINGTON: Looking for M/F prof, to share 3-bedroom house. Large bedroom avail. Off-street parking, coin-op W/D onsite. No pets. $375/mo. + utils. Call 310-1566. BURLINGTON: M/F, clean, prof./grad student. Great house. Hdwd floors, screened porch, yard, heated garage/studio. No dogs. No Bush supporters. Avail, now. $500/mo., incl. heat/HW. Scott, 355-7869. BURLINGTON: Prof./grad./med. student for houseshare. Flexible summer housing, possibly longer. 25+ F to share refurbished New North End townhouse with prof. 30 YO. 3-levels, W/D, cute yard, close to UVM/beach/bike path. No smoking/pets. $515/mo. + phone. Michelle, 859-0878.

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ed for laid back, quiet house. Ref. req. Sunny room. $425/mo., incl. all. 865-8980. BURLINGTON: Prof, person wanted to rent room in house in New North End. Pets neg. $110/wk., incl. all utils. Leave message for Jim, 863-0077. BURLINGTON: Responsible, considerate nonsmoker to share spacious, quiet house and yard. Laundry, parking, 0.5 miles to UVM/FAHC. $450/mo. for all except phone. 863-1444. BURLINGTON: Roommate need ed 6/1. One spacious, creative and homey bedroom avail, in a roomy two-person apt. Downtown. W/D, storage, grand porch. $330/mo. + 1/2 utils. 355-5244. BURLINGTON: Roommate want ed. Downtown apt., off-street parking, 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom. No pets. Avail. 5/1. $325/mo. + 1/2 utils., + $325 dep. Call for more info, 802-863-6804. BURLINGTON: Roommate want ed for beautiful, quiet downtown apt. Must be easygoing, consid erate, communicative, mature, pay your bills an tidy. Us: 2 responsible females w/three cats. No more pets. $350/mo. + utils./sec. dep. Jody, 865-2317. BURLINGTON: Roommate want ed to share 3-bedroom with two bread-baking, non-profit work ing, musically inclined, twenty something prof. guys. Downtown. No pets. Avail. 6/1. $400/mo. + utils. Call 951-1781. BURLINGTON: S. Wind Dr. Lakefront, W/D, yard, garage. No pets. $750/mo. 238-5778. BURLINGTON: South wind townhouse. Active M/F prof, for bright, beautiful 2-bedroom with pvt. baths, sun room, fireplace, W/D, garage, pool, backyard, deck, park/bike path. No smok ing/pets. Avail, now. $775/mo. 802-239-1749. BURLINGTON: Wanted: openminded, respectful and responsi ble individual to share 2-bedroom apt. with me (easy to get along w ith) and my cats. Close to downtown/on busline. $375/mo., incl. utils. Lease/dep. 660-8506.

1840s farmhouse on spacious land, only 15 mins, from down town Burlington. No smoking, drugs, alcohol or guns. Likes people, especially kids/pets (one dog and cat already incl.). $400/mo., incl. utils. Janine, 879-9537. EVER DREAM OF LIVING in an inn? Maggie's Inn in Winooski has beautiful rooms avail, on women only floor. Call James, 324-7388 or Ivan, 233-9843. FLETCHER: 35 mins, to Burlington. Beautiful country home. 15-acres w/M t. Mansfield views. Outdoor hot tub on deck. No smoking. Pets? $400/mo. + utils. 849-9843. HUNTINGTON: Small or large room. Country house, yard, fields, garden, garage. Sorry, no pets. 2 dogs and horses provided. 25 mins, to Burlington. $250/$450/mo. + 1/3 utils. 434-3718. MIDDLEBURY: Room avail, in June. Quiet living space close to downtown, hiking trails, large living room & kitchen. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Kylie 388-3041, if you're prof./artistic/health conscious. N . FERRISBURGH: Conscientious housemate wanted for great countryside farmhouse on Long Point Rd. 1 mile to lake. 25 mins, to Burlington/Middlebury. Pets OK. Avail. 6/1. $350-$450/mo. (depending on room) + utils. Storage and shop space avail. Betsy, 802-425-6350 (h) or 607227-3211 (cell). RICHMOND: Seeking quiet, responsible, prof, adult to rent room in country home. No smok ing. W/D, SKIMRG. $400/mo. + utils. 434-6189. SHELBURNE: International House of Nicholas. Furnished/ unfurnished room in a sunny and cheerful cultural setting. International cuisine encour aged. Learn and enjoy quick and simple transit to Burlington. W/D. $350/mo. Weekly also avail. 985-3112.

respectful, prof. F roommate to share beautiful, second floor apt. Great location. DW, W/D (in unit), parking, lots of space, big kitchen. Wonderfully renovated. $600/mo. Call 233-5621. SHOREHAM: Us: 2-girls, a guy and a dog seek housemate to share large farmhouse on an apple orchard. You: Easygoing and dependable. $360/mo. 897-2789. ST. ALBANS: 4/14, housemate needed. Large bedroom, yard, clean, quiet. Near downtown. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. + dep. Mature, active, gay-friendly indi viduals only. 363-2466. ST. ALBANS TOWN: Roommate to share spacious apt. Must be pet-friendly. Quiet Setting, large bedroom. $375/mo., incl. all utils. Please call 527-9681. UNDERHILL: We are 3 young, queer-friendly, responsible, clean and communicative females, looking for same to share 4-bed room countryside home. Beautiful woods! Avail. 6/1 u til Sept. $300/mo. + utils. Call 8992867. WINOOSKI: 2-bedrooms avail, in big 4-bedroom house. Close to St. Mikes/UVM. Parking, laundry, yard and 2 roommates incl. Nice guys, both 25 YO and a bit off kilter. Avail, end of May. $387/mo. 338-9045. WINOOSKI: Stable housemates wanted to share comfy home on quiet street. Hdwd floors, park ing, clean. Convenient location. Avail, now. $300/mo. 1st & last month. 655-4378.

► homeshare AFFORDABLE HOUSING: Elders

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► holistic health VERMONT CENTER for

DUAL DIVINITY offers dual,

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single or couples massage seven days a week, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Melt those muscular knots away! Stress be gone! Restore body, mind, balance! Reduce sports injury! Improve organ function! Plus: Get your body primed for warm weather with seaweed body wraps and facials to deep cleanse and detoxify your poor, dried-out winter skin. Behold a new, relaxed and beautiful you. 865-2484.

makes East meet West in a unique 90-minute session that leaves you feeling satisfied and renewed! Raymond's got strong hands and the right touch. Call 660-0903. SHAMANIC JOURNEY healing massage for men. Relax in a peaceful country setting near Burlington, Middlebury and Montpelier. Call Steven, 4345653. Namaste.

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► massage

of a therapeutic massage. Quality bodywork with a compas sionate touch. Convenient down town location and reasonable rates. Emily Kniffin, Massage , Therapist, 651-7579.

AMAZE YOUR BODY and soul:

HORIZON BODYWORKS:

Massage for men with Sergio Corrales, CMT. 101 Main St., Burlington location. Receive 20 mins, free with your first mas sage. Reactivate the unity between body and soul through Reiki and Deep Tissue Massage. In /o u t calls accepted. 324-8235. BLISSFUL HEALING by Molly Segelin. Massage Therapist who puts the glow back in your mind, body and spirit, while therapeu tically releasing tension and healing pain. Special offer, $45 for a 75-minute session. Gift certificates available. For appointments call 598-4952.

Swedish massage, deep tissue, reflexology and hydrotherapy. Offering discounted rates through June 15. Call Megan at 578-3185.

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Intuitive, integrated bodywork. Energy healing, Swedish, Thai, Shiatsu, Reflexology, Prenatal massage, Reiki, LaStone Therapy, deep tissue. Ten years of experi ence. Gift certificates and brochure available. Nancy Bretschneider, LMT, 3635282/434-4447. LOVINGKINDNESS Massage Therapy: specializing in back and shoulder relief. Offering Swedish, deep tissue, trigger point relief, reflexology. Treat yourself or a friend. Call Beth. CMT. 324-7440.

► support groups MENTAL ILLNESSES: The

► psychics

National Alliance for the Mentally III holds support meet ings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. ARTHRITIS SUPPORT: Do you feet alone with no one to under stand your life? Well come get some support. I f you feel good come give support. Held for any one who needs to talk, identify, validate or is looking for some new friends. Email aawesomed@aol.com or call 802655-5623. Meeting held April 14, 6 p.m.

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DRINKING PROBLEM?

and counseling. Casting and removal of spells. Contact with spirits. Call 24/7. Tom 800-4193346. Credit/Debit Cards. Get your lover back. (AAN CAN) PRIVATE PSYCHIC workshops: Host an entertaining and educa tional event in your own home. Includes free readings for you and your guests. For details, call 802-862-5885.

Interested in removing alcohol from your life but don't think the tradi tional 12-step process is for you? Like to replace alcohol with fitness, friends, and fun? New group con cept starting. Bill, 865-3929.

THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE

Services/Myotherapy: Relief and pain erasure for chronic, recurring, nagging pain: neck, back, shoulder, carpal tunnel, tendonitis, headaches, sciatica. Certified Therapist, 11 years. 802-288-1093, Williston (near Taft Corners).

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Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sex ual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. Please call SafeSpace at 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free) for info.

Program for family and friends offered: Wednesdays, March 5, 12 & 19, 6-9 p.m. VNA Adult Day, 180 Falcon Manor, Williston. Pre register, 800-536-8864. THE HEALING JOURNEY sup port group for survivors of sexual violence: The Women's Rape Crisis Center is offering a free support group for women sur vivors of sexual violence. Tuesday, March 4, 10 weeks, 67:30 p.m. Info, 864-0555 or 863-1236. ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION:

Local Chapter Meeting, once a month meetings in Winooski, March 18, 7 p.m. Call Donna at 802-655-5623. Younger/women encouraged. Email: aawe somed@aol.com. SOCIAL GROUP: Are you inter ested in sharing interests and making friends? We're looking to start a mixed group to meet weekly/biweekly for book/movie discussion, friendship building. Montpelier, or would travel to Burlington. Call 229-4390 or email treesha7@email.com.

group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor's Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

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who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644. ALZHEIMER'S EDUCATION

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suffering from Alzheimer's Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. FREESTYLER SUPPORT group for men: Starting support group for crossdressing men who are interested in freedom of fashion to wear skirts, blouses, hose, etc. I would like to hold meetings in the Burlington area. Please contact Joel or J ill atjlo@together.net or call 453-3529. DIVORCED, SEPARATED qnd never married men: Meet one Saturday night each month in Burlington area to play cards, play ping-pong, laugh, order pizza and shoot the breeze. Drop in as you please. Call 879-0231.

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PARKINSON'S DISEASE: meets

Individuals caring for family members, neighbors and friends discuss common issues, share ideas and receive support. Faith United Methodist Church, S. Burlington, Thursday, October 24, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4414. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL vio lence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women's Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: I f you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I'm thinking about starting a loose group where such people can get together and talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. I f interested email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. .

po rt Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6- 7 p.m. Wed. 6:45-8:30 p.m. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. For info call Brenda at 985-5655.

Daily meetings in various loca tions. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. I t costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www. togethe r. net/cva na.

Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. & Monday, 6-7:30 p.m. Burling ton. Info, 658-1996. Women Helping Battered Women facili tates groups in Burlington. HEPATITIS C: Next meeting will be April 10, 6-8 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 No. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 454-1316. This group welcomes people who have hepatitis C, as well as their friends and relatives.

1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail, by calling 863-3982 in advance.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS:

Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activ ities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280.

BURLINGTON MEN'S GROUP:

Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4830. Area men are invited to jo in this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS:

Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7- 9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burling-ton. Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hos-pital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This "man-to-man" support group deals with disease.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS:

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-M ay 20): Before the 1820s, the mosquito was unknown in Hawaii. But when whaling ships from distant lands began visiting, they brought hordes o f the annoying creatures as stow aways in their water casks. I suggest you keep this scenario in mind in the coming week, Taurus; let it serve as a warning beacon. According to my astrological assessment, the new world you have recently begun to inhabit resembles a paradise without mosquitoes. You may have to take special measures to keep it that way, like prohibiting whaling ships from dropping anchor in your harbor — or the metaphorical equivalent.

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(May 21 -June 20): I hope you have a spiritual path. It doesn’t matter what kind, as long as you have some relationship with a benevolent source o f life and love beyond your little ego. Having said that, I also want to advocate the importance o f not taking your spiri tual path too damn seriously. Grave fanaticism in any form, even if devoted to a noble cause, is danger ous not only to your mental health,

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): I’m on my periodic Oracular Scavenger Hunt, wandering the globe trolling for fresh metaphors to inspire my prophecies. W hile visiting the Hawaiian island o f Molokai, I’ve found one that is a good fit for your current astrological aspects. Though many roads crisscross Molokai’s 260square-mile expanse, there is not a single traffic signal anywhere. By my reckoning, this closely resembles the terrain you will be traveling over in the next two weeks: not a red light in sight.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): I’d like to give fair warning to your inner critic, your pessimistic tendencies and the part o f your psyche that har bors lowered expectations. In the coming months, the astrological omens will be compelling me to forecast a high level o f health, happi ness and “hallelujah”-shouting. So if you would prefer to remain stuck in outmoded fantasies about your unworthiness, I suggest you avoid my horoscopes for the foreseeable future. If, on the other hand, you’re ready to boost your faith in your ability to get what you want, please stay tuned.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I’m smarter in some parts o f the Earth than in others. In Florence, Amsterdam and Milwaukee, my IQ

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Killers and F ull Disclosure, but my is off the charts. In Munich, Madrid favorite is Total Recall. Starring and Washington, D .C ., I’m rather Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s a sci dull-witted. Even in Northern ence-fiction thriller that largely takes California, where I usually live, some place on a human colony on Mars. places are more conducive to my Ticotin plays a sleazy but demure higher brain functioning. I’m an hooker who is secretly a rebel free idiot on Market Street in San dom fighter plotting to overthrow Francisco, for example, whereas I’m the corrupt, oppressive government. awash in wise insights whenever I set Can you imagine any better role for foot on Mt. Tamalpais. W hat’s this a Scorpio? It’s a perfect example o f about? The specialized branch o f how your tribe’s dark side can be astrology called astrocartography expressed constructively. I suggest would say that the full potentials o f you find or create your own equiva my horoscope are more likely to emerge in certain power spots. In the ’ lent in the coming weeks. coming weeks, Virgo, I urge you to (Nov. investigate the possibility that this 22-D ec. 21): A British veterinarian phenomenon holds true for you, too. nurse saved the life o f a 5-foot king Wander arqund and test to see where snake a few weeks ago. W hile giving you feel most in tune with your birth, Nipper stopped breathing, deep, brilliant self. whereupon Claire Farina adminis tered mouth-to-mouth resuscitation (Sept. 23-O ct. 22): At until the creature’s respiration a recent concert, devotional singer resumed. I’m not predicting that you Krishna Das recounted a story o f will literally give the kiss o f life to a escorting his revered teachers, a frail serpent in the coming week, old Indian couple, to an acupunctur ist in New York. They had to walk Sagittarius, but I imagine you’ll pull off the metaphorical equivalent. through a neighborhood dominated How, exactly, I can’t say. W ill you by strip clubs, prostitutes and drug rescue a hissing slitherer? W ill you dealers. Every few feet, a new sales expand your capacity to express wild person approached with an offer o f kindness? crack, weed, crank or sexual adven tures. Krishna Das worried about (Dec. 22subjecting his beloved guides to such Jan. 19): After much research, I a degrading experience, but they were decided to stay at the Napili Sunset unfazed. “This is heaven,” said the condo during my stay in Maui. The woman. W hen a surprised Krishna travel guide promised me that for a Das asked what she meant, she modest price I’d enjoy spacious views replied, “Heaven is any place where o f ocean and garden. And now as I one’s needs can be met.” My wish for S t iohnposing your horoscope on my you this week, Libra, is that ySu be lanai at the Napili Sunset, I can as open-minded as she was about indeed see aquamarine waves break where heaven might reside for you. ing majestically in the distance. In the foreground, my eyes are thrilled (Oct. 23-Nov. by the sight o f lush orange hibiscus 21): Scorpio actress Rachel Ticotin flowers and red torch ginger. The has appeared in many movies, only element not mentioned in the including Con A ir, N a tu ra l B om

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ACROSS 51 Part 2 of 105 Daphnis’ 1 “Outta remark darling here!” 56 Dundee 107 Allure 6 Acted denial 109 “Against All kittenish 57 Networks —” (’84 11 Cul-de- — 58 Formerly film) 14 Select, with known as 112 Sign of “for” 59 — as a beet spring 17 Porthos' pal 60 Drink like a 113 “So there!” 19 She knew dachshund 114 Nastase of how to get 62 Menu tennis a head phrase 115 “Pshawl” 20 Blunder 63 California 118 End of 21 Kind of resort remark cross 66 Let 125 Wonderment 22 Start of a 68 Seance 126 — tai remark by sound 127 “Walker, Florida 70 Relaxes Texas Scott73 Chanteuse Ranger" star Maxwell Lemper 128 Big name in 26 Loser’s 74 Woodwork fashion locale ing tool 129 — judicata 27 Prepare to 77 "Eugene 130 Matterhorn, fly Onegin” e-928 Maria — character 131 Put down Trapp 78 Candidate’s 132 First 29 Inflict backer American 30 Daly of 80 AAA offering saint “Judging 83 Take by Amy* force DOWN 31 ’81 Albert 84 Prone 1 Without Finney film 86 Bridal path? 2 Cut short 35 Decorate 88 — Locka, 3 Sita's 36 Tennis FL spouse legend 90 Part 3 of 4 Doctors’ 39 Uproar remark org. 41 Knight fight 96 Be in debt 5 Daydreamer 43 Stalls 97 Seville Walter 46 Courtyards shout 6 — -jongg 47 Baseball’s 98 — France 7 “Evil “Master 99 Did without Woman” Melvin” dessert group 48 The 100 Put on 8 “Holy cow!" Raven” 102 Coercion 9 Funnyman monogram 104 Famed loch Philips

10 Probe 11 John and Yoko's son 12 Peacoat part 13 Packs 14 Different 15 Hymn of praise 16 Ottoman 18 Hockey’s Mikita 19 — Lanka 23 Part of CEO 24 “Carmen” character 25 Horse’s gait 30 TV host John 31 Pianist Andre 32 King of Israel 33 Meat cut 34 Wittenberg wife 35 Car 36 Related 37 Rope material 38 Biblical book 40 Martin of The Majestic” 42 Aquatic mammal 44 Beer barrel 45 Nick one’s knee 48 Raison d’— 49 Sailed through

50 Third degree? 52 “Lorenzo’s —” (’92 film) 53 Oklahoma city 54 Poverty 55 Fall flower 61 Periscope part 63 He gives a hoot 64 Lively dance 65 Santa —, CA 67 He knew alt the angles 69 — Spumante 71 A bit of Bach 72 Curry com ponents 74 Sailors 75 Present 76 Mete out the mine strone 79 Timber tree 81 Bakery buy 82 Duel-use items? 83 "Says —?" 85 Vows 86 TV’s The Black —" 87 Ivy Leaguer 89 “No ifs, —, or buts" 91 Make too much of 92 “0 patria

mia" singer 93 Melancholy 94 Architect Saarinen 95 Bears' lairs 100 Heady quaffs 101 Mrs. Richard Wagner 103 Go it alone 105 Russell of “Gladiator" 106 Takes on board 108 Hotelier Helmsley 110 Pons or Ponselle 111 Exploits 112 Out of range 113 Cut a cuticle 114 April initials 115 Fedora fabric 116 Facts, for short 117 School founded in 1440

119 Guy’s counterpart 120 Watch pocket 121 Author Levin 122 “— Brown" f97 film) 123 Quiche or pizza 124 Shemp sib

guidebook is a parking lot where there’s a large dumpster crammed so full o f garbage bags that the lid can’t close. Will I let this intrusion spoil > my idyllic enjoyment? Hell, no. Likewise, Capricorn, I hope you won’t let a single glitch darken your otherwise fantastic run o f good for tune in the coming week.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I am superior to you only in one point,” Narcissus tells Goldmund in Herman Hesse’s novel Narcissus a n d G oldm und. “I’m awake, whereas you are only half awake, or completely asleep sometimes. I call a man awake who knows in his con scious reason his innermost unrea sonable force, drives and weaknesses, and knows how to deal with them.” I am borrowing this pithy little speech for your horoscope, Aquarius. You, too, are only half-awake. But you’re now in prime time to find out much more about your innermost unreasonable force, drives and weak nesses — and become more skilled in dealing with them

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Western science and religion have differing views on how the universe was created, but they agree that it happened a long time ago. Tantra and other less publicized spiritual traditions, on the other hand, assert that the universe is recreated anew in every moment through the divinely erotic play o f God and Goddess. They say that if we humans treat lovemaking as an experimental sacra ment, we can attune ourselves to the union o f the two primal deities and, in a sense, participate in the ongoing creation o f the world. So are you up for some cosmos-generating sex this week, Pisces? The astrological omens say you are. ®

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WF, ATTRACTIVE NATIVE, WITH CITY interest, spirited, 40-som ething, cen tered, educated, creative, healthy, fit. Has values, loves to garden, swim, hike, The Flynn, dinner, sun and people. You: handsome, fit, educated, no addictions, enjoys life. No baggage please. 6411

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brown/blue. In to music, hiking, animals, and good times at the beach. ISO funny, easy-going SWPM, 25-30, for summer fun, possible LTR. 6674

attracted to books, music (all kinds), theater and politics. Spiritual but not religious. ISO honest egalitarian gentle man, 60 or over, who is open to possibil ities. Sense of humor a must, chess play er a plus! 6514

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SMART, OUTGOING AND CUTE! YOUNG

62. Irreverent, adventurous, independent, but open. Passions: music (all kinds), preservation, gardening, humor, dining out, movies, country living. ISO a little wackiness and a nice, honest guy with sense of humor for laughs, fun.

SBF seeks M (/20-26, to enjoy intellectual conversation and lots of laughs! I f you're intelligent and have a great sense of humor, then you're the guy I'm searching for! 6507

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employed SWF, who is artistic, social and happy, seeks 30ish SWM who is confi dent, generous and has the wisdom to pull his woman close for a long, deep, wet kiss. I f you like a low maintenance woman, call. 6615

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CULTIVATE BOTH SIDES. WE ALL POSSESS good and evil. Good looking, 38 YO M, new to Burlington, seeks kind heart and a very dirty minded woman, 30-50 YO, for good clean, filthy fun. Be very smart and very sexy. 6582

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affectionate and humorous time. Must like working out and intelligent conversation. Me: caring type, told I'm not your usual male. Tats and piercings a plus. Montpelier/Barre area. 6518

SM, 32, STUDENT, SEEKING FIT F, 18-27, to show me the sexual ropes. I like bike riding, politics, horror movies. NS, you will need your lungs for a long night. Looking for LTR. 6517

MOTORCYCLIST SEEKS RIDING COMPANION. Romantic, caring, active, fit, humorous, college educated, financially secure SWM. Enjoys fine wine, gourmet cooking, great c o n v e rsa tio n , h ik in g and sw im m ing. Seeking fun-loving, humorous, active SWF 35-45, to cruise highways and byways on my cruiser motorcycle. 6516

ATHLETIC GENT, 43, SWPM. ENJOY HIGH m ountain passes, sandy coral splashes, dog friendly outings, biking, kayaking, travel, cozy evenings home hearthside. Entres nous: care to trip the light fantas tic? Friends first. 6513

SERENITY, ROMANCE, LOVE, JOY AND comm unication are what I have to offer. Fit man, 5'1 0 ", 170, brown hair, seeking slender NSF, 50-61 YO, who enjoys con versation, reading, movies, walking, exer cise and quiet times together. Potential LTR. 6510

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SPM, 42, SEEKS TO HAVE A CHILD WITH a surrogate mother. 21K plus medical and legal expenses. I live in Central Vermont and would like to meet so we can assess whether we m ight be an appropriate match. 6491

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HELLO. ATHLETIC 48 YO, ISO AGE appropriate SWF, with or without kids, to have some fun and good times with. I am a professional, financially secure, child less SM. Sum m er's coming. Lots to do. Let's get started. 6499

"SHE'S OUT THERE!" SWEET, SENSUAL, sexy blue-eyed angel. Seeks to please, a little naughty, but nice. Refined and unpretentious, 40-50ish. For her: hand some, romantic, confident, athletic, down-to-earth, successful, adventurous. Enjoys healthy living, nature, theater, the finer th in gs in life. 6493

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50 YO, WF, loves film noir, music and car toons. Seeking NS, spiritual companion for outrageous adventures. No pressure, but dares taken willingly. 6294

Me: love golf, swimming, canoeing, travel, tennis. Goal: have fun, friendship. You: S, MA, W I F, 40+. Sim ilar interests. I stress that friendship only is OK! Call me. 6707

SWF, MID 40s, CUTE, MEDIUM BUILD,

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looking for som eone to hang with and have fun. I like most activities and am well rounded. NS, social drinker, must have sense of humor and an honest heart. Minim al baggage please. 6194

NY M, worth your time. Looking for fun, sex, companionship, and possibly more. Me: 30s, long dark brown hair, masculine, funny, honest and attractive. You: mascu line, top, attractive, honest, and caring. Sorry, no bears or femmes. 6671

PIERCED NIPPLES PREFERRED, BUT NOT required. Please be intelligent, beautiful (and know it), liberal, worldly and self actualized. Be complex: Denim and Dior, Monty Python and Martha Graham, Milkshakes and Cosmopolitans, Duke Ellington and James Brown. Have strong opinions. Mine: Don't smoke, it's stupid. 6293________

GOOD LOOKING SINGLE MAN, 27, LOOKING for white female 19-27 YO, to hang out and for friendship. 6275

SWM, 30, WHIMSICAL BURLINGTON

FINALLY SPRING TIME. ARE YOU READY

artist/geek seeks creative individual. I enjoy riding on the bike path, long pro gramming sessions and rainy evening Looney Toon marathons. Let's inspire each other's art. 6484

for a change? So am I. DWM, ISO DSF, 40+, in reasonable shape, financially secure, to share new views with! Lunch, and see what happens? 6191

"DORK" WITH SEX APPEAL, SEEKING

SWM, 41, ISO younger, SWF, with similar interests: mountains, takes, ocean su n sets, running, mountain biking, x-c ski ing, kayaking, hiking, adventure and try in g out new things. ISO NS/ND, active F, for friendship or LTR. 6186

smart beautiful, doe-eyed beauty to share coffee and conversation. I enjoy a chal lenge and am sure I can stim ulate both mind and body. 6483

LET'S GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT: Forget this "friends first" crap. Do you want to fall in love or not? And I don't do kids anymore. I'm good-looking, goodhearted, creative and in low orbit around 50. You should be too. 6420

OK, SO I'M NEW AT THIS. SWM, 40 YO, 6', 180 lbs, slim build, brown/brown, employed with good job, honest, kind, outdoorsy guy. In to skiing, mtn. biking, homesteading. ISO women, 30-45, with' healthy physique and similar interests, for fun times and possible LTR. 6414

AD #5976, I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU. I'VE called your ad, but can't get through. Please call my ad, #6095. Thanks, I'll be waiting. 6409

HARLEY RIDER LOOKING FOR A F passenger for adventure and fun. Reasonably attractive, fit and a little crazy a plus. He: older, safe and only a wacky during full moon. 6401

FRIENDS FIRST. HONEST, SHY, ATHLETIC,

SWM, MID 40s, NS, 5'11, NO CHILDREN, likes travel, cooking, gardening, bike path, Boston, Montreal, RVs, motorcycles, fun times. I'm attractive, funny, intelli gent, sensual, spontaneous, would like to meet athletic, ihtelligent women 20-40 YO, who know how to have fun and have the ability to laugh at themselves! 6177

LOOKING FOR INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO would enjoy the company of a handsom e guy with 2 beautiful baby girls. I'm 34, 155 lbs, athletic, professional, entrepre neurial and outgoing. Looking for a dependable partner who knows her best resource is herself. 6176

COME SHARE THE INTIMATE JOURNEY through the web of life. Peace, prayer,, protest and freedom. Good looking, DM, 40s, creative, balanced, self reliant, self aware. Likes music, mountains, mindful living. In to healthy body, mind, spirit. ISO F, sweet, smart, sensitive. 6166

36 YO M SUBARU DRIVER SEEKS peacemaking F Subaru driver for lifelong love and friendship. I love to garden and live life like no cable-watching couch potato ever could. 6310

31 YO SWPM, VERY ACTIVE, G00Dlooking, easygoing and intelligent. ISO sexy, attractive, active, affectionate F, 25-35. Must enjoy skiing, sailing, motor cycling, movies, cuddling and have a sense of adventure. What are you waiting for? 6301__________

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materialsitc Emersonian spirit. Mid-aged, 5'9 ", 155 lbs., NS, quiet, loving, caring, kind. Open minded and idealistic. Love running, nature, hiking, new experiences. Seek NS, free, caring spirit for friendship and perhaps more. Oregon anyone? 6297

and moderately attractive seeks similar F for summer fun. I enjoy outdoor activi ties, movies, playing pool, live music, and ju st hanging out. 4 20 friendly. 6698

SWF, MID 40s, MEDIUM BUILD, BIG HEART, good heart, rough around the edges. ISO heart-soul warmth (canoeing?), NS, Lower Northeast Kingdom. No phone, pager. Will work with baggage. 6515

RAWFOODISTS. I KNOW YOU ARE OUT there. Let's have a potluck. 6581_________

SWF, 33, SEEKING ACTIVITY PARTNERS. Me: Love tennis, volleyball, soccer and horseback riding, canoeing, hiking, Mozart Festival, picnicking and traveling. GOAL: Shed 90#. You: M/F, sim ilar inter ests and desire to teach me how to climb and roller blade. Let's GO! 6485

BRATTLEBORO, OR PARTS NEARBY, NEED a ride? Driver looking for rider to help share gas expense for occasional weekend trips. 6289

LOOKING FOR LOVE IN THE WRONG places. SGWM, 31, 5'10", 160 lbs., brown/ blue. Enjoys movies, dining out, long walks, hanging with friends and spending quiet times with that special someone. Looking for a SGM, 25-45, with similar interests for friendship and LTR. 6604

F FRIEND WANTED TO GO KAYAKING, camping, hiking with this summer in Greens and Whites. Must be physically fit and love the outdoors, have a kayak and like spontaneous adventure. Ju st friends to share the fun. 6170

SASHAY, I'M VG (VERY GOOD) AT BEING gay, w on't you give me the chance at some romance, please? Movies, book stores, overall arts are also my sashay. VG: love me, too. 6525

DWF, 47, FIT, LOOKING FOR AN experienced hiking and paddling partner for New England m ountains and water ways. Sunsets, ridge tops, loons, solitude, views, in all kinds of weather. 6603

20 YO SWM, ISO SOMEONE SPECIAL! I'm 5'11, 170 lbs, brown hair, brown eyes. Looking for a LTR. Be 20-26 YO, spontaneous and real. I wanna take you home to meet my family. Hook-ups need not apply. Being cute doesn't hurt either. 6496_____________________________________

HAIRLESS, MUSCULAR, CHINESE-AMERICAN athlete needs a young bottom, who is under 30, lean and smooth. I'm 5'10", 160 lbs, black hair and black eyes. Also into playing chess, tennis and going to live performances. Raymond is your man! 6413_____________________________________

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COUNTRY BEAR, LIKES GRASS, TREES AND and mother earth. Concrete and asphalt hurt my feet and make my fur itch. Spirits, homegrown grub, hemp make me howl! Mineral water, MGO food, tobacco make me growl! The first 45 years were alone, the next 45 together! 6408

Forget this "friends first" crap. Do you want to fall in love or not? And I don't do kids anymore. I'm goodlooking, goodhearted, creative and in low orbit around 50. You should be too. 6420

21 YO GWM, INTO GUYS MY AGE, FOR casual dating. No Civil Union needed, just a cool guy to spend time with. Drop me a message. 6400

ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT yo u'll ever do. So here are a few th in gs I like for two of us: movies, arts, music, 4 1> walking, the beach, going to the library with a friend, short day trips, and but of course, food, glorious food. Cheers. 6304

SWF, 30, 5'8", ISO SM, 25-40

Romantic who likes candles, quiet evenings, walks, movies and social interaction. A sense of humor a must. Friends first. 6580

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the Mad River Valley area. I live locally and am looking for guys 21-35 YO only. LTR is possible, but looking for friends first. Give me a call. 6299

GM, 40s, ATTRACTIVE, LOOKING FOR MORE than one-night stands. Seeking Asian or Black male with heart and soul, for LTR. Interested in nature, cars, mutual growth. I took this step, your turn now. Life awaits! Please respond. 6192

SGWM SEEKS INTELLIGENT SAME IN Southern VT, 28-50 YO, for friendship, com panionship, LTR. NS/D. Tired of being alone and value the company of a nice guy. Interests are country living, back roads, swimming, cooking and gardening. 6187

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Dominant, 30 Y0 MAWM seeking discrete daytime fetish/BDSM play. ISO adventur ous F, 21+, for strict encounters. I'll bring the cuffs, collar, paddles, and toys. You bring your obedience and subm ission. Safe, sane, consensual. 6686

centered woman who honors darkness as well as light, Kali as well as Dianna, Freya as Athena. Sexually playful, emotionally and spiritually awake. Let us celebrate together. I, your consort, will serve as you will. 6489

VERY HANDSOME, ATHLETIC, SWM, ISO

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Black or Asian F for discreet adult encoun ters. I'm 36, 6'2", 190 lbs, nice physique, well-endowed, healthy, clean and D/Dfree. Looking to meet an attractive Black or Asian F, 25-45, for some hot erotic fun. Discretion assured. 6685

ISO sexy BIF/CU with same qualities, for triple the pleasure and special friendship. No strings or head games, discretion assured and expected! 6478

w o m e n s e e k in g . LOOKING FOR BI-CURIOUS FEMME MA OR S, 18-30. Looking for sexual pleasure, noth ing more, very discreet. Me: 26, 126 lbs, divorcing, bi-curious, mom. Drug free, would love to share glass of wine 6687

WANTED: TALENTED SEXY MASSEUSE, 25-40 with good hands to deliver full body release. Must be prof., clean, D/D free, fit, very attractive. What do you need in exchange? Me: SPF, 30, slim natural beauty. 6504

HAPPILY MA BUT CURIOUS, ATTRACTIVE MAF, early 40s, wants to experience another woman. Would be my first time. Husband wants to watch. 6424

SORT-OF-BUTCH SEEKS SORT-OF-FEMME for straight-up fun and whatever may follow. Me: SP, late 30s. You: S, G/BI, 3040s. NS/ND. 6422_________________________

WANTED, ONE BM, MUST BE WELL

endowed, S, or must have wife's permis sion, to pleasure two white ladies. No * druggies, no alcoholics and safe sex a must. 6193 *

m e n s e e k in g . BIM, 36, GOOD-LOOKING, IN SHAPE, 5'10",

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175 lbs., clean-shaven, dirty-blonde bottom looking for very discreet, clean, hot friend. Discretion assured and expected. 6710

CU FOR SAME-ROOM SWAPPING. HOT, LONG

LOOKING FOR FEMALES, 18-UP. MY DESIRES

haired blondie, 26, 5'4", 115, 34C. Hot man, 29, 6', 175. Let's share our fit bodies. Yum! Platts area. Attractive F or CU, under 40. 420 ok. Let's meet and go home together. 6693

are sucking toes, golden showers and oral sex. Call me. You won't be disappointed. I'll travel. Can't wait to hear from you. 6407

TALL, SLENDER, ATTRACTIVE COUPLE, 39

and endowed. Wants to meet and service younger studs. Have my own place near Burlington. Discretion and privacy assured. No femmes or fatties, please. Bs and Hs welcomed. 6709

and 40, looking for a soft swap couple, where the F is B I or curious. Also looking for a S/MA BiF for either full swap or soft swap! She is shaved and he is vas safe! 6506

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MAWM, 25 YO, SEEKING F FOR SECRET

B IF to play with us. He is straight, she is bi-curious. If you want to play, please get in touch. 6498

encounters. Exhibitionist. Marital status unimportant. CUs welcome. Must be D/D free. 6701

CURIOUS, HAPPY AND DISCREET CU, ISO FIT

F for sexual exploration. No strings attached, on our terms, but fun! She is 5'7, 125, fit, blonde. He is handsome, tall, 195. Let's meet for a cocktail. 6392

190, rugged, handsome, athletic, straight acting, with a well concealed subm issive side. Craves being naked, restrained, humiliated, bare-ass beatings, giving foot/body worship. Seeks M/CU/groups to serve. Ages 20-45. 6695

MACU LOOKING FOR SEX PARTIES OR SWING clubs in Burlington/Plattsburgh area. 6274

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GENEROUS, TALL, ATHLETICALLY BUILT M, seeking S/MAF for mutual mental and physical enjoyment. Escape from life's drudgeries. Discreet, D/D free, expect same. 6412

33 Y0 MABM LOOKING FOR A MAWF FOR buddy call. Good sense of understanding is required 6672

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GOOD LOOKING 28 YO, LOOKING FOR

Have you always kinda wanted to hang out with one or more other people who also enjoy being naked? I would like to do the same. Give me a call! 6606

threesome with good looking gay couple. Must be attractive and willing to be gen tle. 6391

GWM, 30, SEEKING GUYS UNDER 35 FOR hot oral fun. Straight acting guys only. Discretion assured. 6600

man or men. Would love to make a movie of it all. Looking for a master to have his way with me, so call me. 6388

HANDSOME, CLEAN, DISCREET, CLOSETED

WM, 50s ISO COUPLES FOR ADULT FUN.

MABIW M , 40, Burlington, 5'6 ", 145, versa tile bottom. Seeks top for hot, discreet sessions during the week, at your place. In vite me over and use me. I love receiv ing, but play safe only. No fats or femmes. 6 589

Clean and discreet. 6382

GWM, LOOKING FOR SOME FUN WITH A

A MAN NEEDS A MAID! DWM, 40s, VERY discreet, very attractive, great shape, great body, wants to be your live-in G maid. I'll take care of you, the housework and the nights. 6307

19 YO M, LOOKING FOR 18-25 YO

GWM, 31, 5'9", BROWN HAIR AND EYES.

attractive F for play. Interests include photography and BDSM. 6585

Seeking masculine, straight-acting guys, in need of oral attention. Total discretion is assured. Bi-curious/m arried or athletic guys a plus, but not a requirement. Hairy chests a plus. 6291

SWBIM, BOTTOM, SEEKS SM, 18-28 YO, 1 top for r&§ular no strings Attached sex; Your pleasure is my job. Please be well endowed and ready for hot sex. You won't be sorry. Water sports a plus and I love the cream. 6583

MAWM, CLEAN, LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE

for discreet encounters with other males between 18-40. N/S, D/D free. Looking for a top. Like to perform oral sex. No com mitment and discretion is assured. Ready 24/7, give me a call. 6282

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FRIENDLY, CUTE, SAFE AND SANE MAPM,

short hair 5'9", 165, seeks similar for hot m an-to-man encounters. You be a versatile bottom, honest, clean, sane and love man sex. Discretion assured and expected. 6188_________________

38, seeks MAF for intimate fun. Not get ting all you need at hom e? I want to sat isfy you with some fun adult TLC. Looks and age not important. Very discreet. 6512

SM, 30, 151 lbs, 5'7, ATTRACTIVE, CLEAN,

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seeks F for summer adventure. Would you like a great sexual experience? Wanted: women who enjoy walks, hiking with a twist. Please be D/D free, clean, attrac tive, between 110-145 lbs, ages 18-40. I'm In need of pleasuring. 6501

shape and endowed, intelligent and funny, totally clean and healthy. A bit bored with long winter and wants lively spring. Looking to meet F, 18-44, for erotic encounter. Don't be shy 6180

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dark and handsome. ME: Brunette/blue, showing cleavage to get your attention. It worked! We had an intriguing conversation about Cinco de Mayo. Let's conclude ou r' conversation on the 5th of May. 6681

Cherry & Church. Tall, dark, handsom e man with sexy accent. I opened doors for us, even though my hands were full. You enjoyed the view. Want to see more? 6587

You: beautiful blonde, laughing at a joke. Me: "h ip p ie " walking by from greenhouse. Caught your name was "Val": what a coinci dence my name is Sal. If you're interested stop me next time I walk by. 6482

SEXY LADY AT THE CUMBERLAND FARMS,

Sunday m orning at Twin Oaks. Looked great, even in sweats. We caught eyes in the lobby, then you were off in your Mazda. Me: 40s, M, hard core, good looks. How about drinks? 6586

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woman on m ission with brother, sister and friend. Me, with dear friend. It was fun talking. You said you were single, me too. Would love to meet a ga in? 6480

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on rte 15 in Colchester. You know who you are. A woman in Vermont loves you! 6680

PARIMA LATIN DANCE, 4/26. YOU: FULLfigured blonde, with West Indian (?) and French friends. I danced with you twice and would like to properly introduce myself. 6678

boy at Ski Rack, whose name starts with an "S". ME: Blonde girl with glasses. Picked up my bike on 4/23. Wanted to ask you to go for a ride but it was raining. 6579

4 /2 4 .1 SPY A FOXY, 28 YO, SHORT-HAIRED FAHC resident, possibly into rock stars and spinn in g entertainment. See you for cocktails. 6677_________________________________

WE SPIED A WINE BARTENDER WHO CREATed a drink for my shy curly blonde friend. She owes you one now! Surprise her when you see us, let her know if you want to collect. Is n 't it fun being spied? 6577

4/25, HIGHER GROUND, AT THE BAR. You said you felt like Max Fischer. How was the H ip-Hop? 6676

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been forever since I spied you pruning. You: Handsomely working. Me: Blue tank top, jeans, loitering, watching. Call me. Maybe I'll let you work on my oppressed fork. 6576________________ ___

was love at first free chocolate cake shot. I'll let you lick sugar off me any day. Shot at a one night stand? I'll drink to that! 6670

5/2, SHAW'S IN COLCHESTER, 8 AM: YOU:

TAMMY, WE MET AT NECTAR'S. I WISH YOU

dirty blonde, pink sweats, very cute, on the express line. Me: blue jacket, jean shorts at the ATM. Exchanged glances, wanted to talk but? Dinner som etim e? 6708

could've hung out to tell me more about Central Jersey. Give a call and we'll try it again. 6669

4/9, SEVEN DAYS M IX AND MATCH at Blue Seal Restaurant: Tall, short-blonde hair, black slacks/shoes, vest, gorgeous. Sat at table near kitchen. We said, "h e llo " as you left. Please respond. 6706

> T-ritANNAFORDS, SAT, 4/26, DISCUSSING baby food with my client. You: checking out, knew what the Italian name of your pasta meant. I was intrigued by your smile, your voice. Said, "En joy your ears!" W ishing I'd said more. I 'd like to. Would yofl? 6705 - 4 — ’

YOU: SILVER VW GULF IN BURLINGTON. Naturally beautiful blonde, with or without your eye wear. New jacket? That color holds my attention. Does it have a name? 6704

TPBM'RE AT NECTAR'S EVERY TIME I'M THERE. Yoy: Tall, dark, and handsome, with a long pony tail. Me: 19 Y0 blonde GM. We always make eye contact. I would like other thin gs - to contact as, well. How about y o u ? 6697 ^

BRISTOL VIDEO STORE, 5/1. YOU: HAVE

5/1: ANGEL WITH A BLUE DRESS WALKING up Pearl St., on the way to an apt. You looked lost and I hope I helped you find your way. Your eyes made me tingle. I'd like to see you again. 6665

I SPY MICHIGAN HOTTIE AT NECTARS, ON Saturday 4-19-03. I saw you sitting with another couple. I hope that other guy was n’t your boyfriend. I also noticed you have a "B o y M agnet" sticker on your car. Opposites Attract? The Reverend. 6682

I SPY A MYSTERIOUS PUNK BOY WITH killer blue eyes at LaBrioche. I'd make you a double-soy decaf m ochachino and give you my last green M & M if I could be your cinnamon girl. 6609

THE MACHINE CONCERT, 3/28. YOU: THE cutie with black glasses and great smile. Me: The overly honest one who gave you my number. Do you remember me? I remember you perfectly. Want to still get together and see what we may have in com m on? 6602

JAKE, YOU CALLED THE COAST TO COAST radio show on The Zone, Thursday, April 3, 12:30 at night. I hope you see this! I have som ething sweet to tell you. Let's meet for a revelation. 6405 stocking shelves at City Market. I wanted to say hello, but it was too early in the m orning for m eaningful conversation. Single, available for coffee or an afternoon ou t? 6402

SEAN FROM STOWE. WE MET ON ST. Patrick's Day and had some chemistry. Want to come down from your m ountain and let it develop? Maybe a beer at Ake's ? Let me know. 6398

I SPIED MY AD. I AM THE BARTENDER AT THE

I SPY YOU, AT PRICE CHOPPER WITH YOUR

TUES. 4/9, DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOW. YOU

friend. You: at the salad bar with long dark hair and a pretty smile. Me: on my lunch break, too shy to talk. 6523

were sitting in front of me in a green hat, dark hair. I told you you were the sexiest man in Burlington. I've never done this, but I really wanted to meet you. 6390

LINDA, 4/9, MIX AND MATCH. YOU WOULD have been my choice to sit with at dinner. Thanks. Dinner a ga in? I won't let anyone steal your chair. 6508

TO MY FAVORITE BARTENDER, YOU KNOW who you are. I hear you're good with undo ing zippers. Care to give mine a try? 6503

I SPIED BROWNIE 2+YR AGO: WHAT ALES was my place, now it's yours! Remember where we put it all together? What I would do for another Oh God from you! Olive Juice 6495

I SPY A BEAUTY, WALKING WITH HUMAN

I SPY A GUY IN A RED SWEATSHIRT,

Windjammer, with the sword tie clip. Leave me a message, make yourself known. Let's go sailing as soon as it warms up!! 6394

dirty martini at Red Square, 4/15. Me: not * studying for the GRE, waiting for relatives. Another afternoon, another m artini? 6520

time: You: crystal, blue-eyed gentleman. Told me I have a nice smile and to have a good afternoon. Me: flattered and pleasant ly surprised! Wanted to. say more than "than k yo u ." Wanna meet? 6613

NECTARS, FRIDAY 4/11, ATTRACTIVE BLONDE

melting on Elmore Mt. Hiking will be fun with good company. 6524

YOU: SASSY GIRL, DRINKING ABSOLUTELY

AL'S FRENCH FRIES, MON., 4/21, LUNCH

blondish, sitting at counter with beautiful redheaded child, looking at maps over breakfast. Me: long, dark hair, sitting at end of counter, alone, perusing newspaper, over breakfast. Sin gle ? Coffee? 6610

Lovely, new FedEx driver looking for High Street. Me: Dirty from planting, but more than happy to give you directions. Anytim e you want to explore in th is area again. I'd love to show you around. 6684

4/9, BLUE SEAL, BETSY: THE SNOW IS

beautiful eyes and suggested the Robin Williams tape that made my day. Me: short hair, d id n't want a depressing movie. Both of us: liked Jackass. 6667

at No. 1. Me: Short, stocky, and beautiful. You gave me a movie star smile. Can I be your no. 1? 6696

FRIDAY, 4/25, OUTSIDE WATERBURY. YOU:

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woman, outside Gymboree on early Tues. afternoon, with beautiful baby girl and red Jeep. Me: tall, skinny runner with pug, dumbstruck by your beauty. Wanna take a chance on love? 6668

SAT., 4/19, LIBBY'S DINER, llis h : YOU:

beautiful, blond, chicken salad. Me: shy, tall, dark hair, scones. I smiled at you a minute later in the elevator. Can we have lunch together? 6688

Route 100. I know you see me too, and you know who I am. I f you want to hook up sometime, for a casual fling, give me a sign. Flash those lights at me. 6573

YOU: A GORGEOUS, 5'10", BLOND, ATHLETIC

YOU: LONG CURLY HAIR AND OVERALLS

4/25, 11:30 AM AT NECI. YOU: TALL,

I PASS THE TEAL TRUCK/CAMPER ON

at Metronome a couple of months ago run off to? I heard I missed you one night, when I didn't see you standing behind me. 6481

TUES. 4/8, SAW YOU DRIVING IN A SILVER Nissan Altima, in Winooski, around 810pm. Talked to you when I was at the traffic light, but didn't get your number before the light turned green. Can I take you out sometime, cutie? 6389

4/1, NOONISH, PLATTSBURGH, WALMART: I spy intriguing blonde woman. Got my attention. Are you for real? This woman would like to meet you for chai, wine and whatever amuses us! 6308

LATE 4/1, EARLY 4/2, AKE'S: YOU: CUTE blonde, brown (maybe maroon) coat, blue jeans, green sweater, visor, playing darts. Plenty of eye contact. Was gonna buy you a drink. But couldn't get away from darts long enough? Can I ? 6306

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with beautiful smile, by Borders on 4/15/03. Would like the chance to intro duce my Akita to friendly Beauty and her man. Wanna go for a walk? 6494

YOU: DOCTOR AT FLETCHER ALLEN. YOU never travel alone. We've made eye contact. M5, and Shep 3. I think you are beautiful! Me: shy girl and not sure enough to say hi. Wanna help me out?! Say h i!? 6492

PUNK GIRL. CO-OP. TIGHT BLACK PANTS; zippers. Does your man percolate your atmosphere? I got a mask at home, boots and some leather gear. How 'b ou t me and you in black? Call me back. Girl, let me touch you. 6488

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