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a car off the road near Warsaw and demanded money from the a n d T e n n k ^ R ^ e n l^ T h ” two men are coaches or the Russian and Belarussian biathlete teams that had just com peted in the world champi onships in Slovakia and were riding ahead of the bus carry ing their teams. They stalled the robbers until the bus rolled up. Seeing what was happen ing, the athletes grabbed the rifles they use in their ^ sport and began loading j$ them, according to the ITAR-Tass news agency, which reported the attackers “were seen running away for all they were worth.” • A sign on Interstate 20 wel coming visitors to Atlanta was mistakenly erected near subur ban Conyers, 20 miles east of

Bedford, England, reported that his home had been broken into. W hen police took his fin gerprints for purposes of elimi nation during their investiga tion, they discovered that Mitchell was wanted for bur-

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who found him in the car wearing a costume described as “of the Bozo variety.” He then sped away, screaming and wav ing at television cameras as he circled some streets more than once. After ^ a 35-minute chase, police arrested Gutierrez when he stopped at his girl-

CHIVALRJ LIVES Three armed men who broke into an apartment in the Polish city of Gdynia stopped ransacking the place when the pregnant occupant reported having labor pains. The newspaper Gazeta Wyborcza reported that one of the men stayed

discouraged her from taking while the other two took her to the test. O n her first try, she the hospital in their car. They plowed into a construction site then returned to complete the after hitting the clutch instead robbery but were arrested of the brake. Next, she pulled shortly after, in front of a police car that was trying to pass her with its lights SEA TALE flashing and siren blaring. The A cargo ship leaving third time, she drove the wrong Denmark for Japan was dam way around some traffic cones. aged in a storm and lost some

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THANKS FOR DUTCH

once said, “It’s elementary, my dear Watson.”

TREAT

Antiperspirants stop the body from sweating.

Thank heavens for Peter

Sweating is one of the ways the human body has

Freyne and his “Dutch” article

to eliminate waste. If anyone blocks secretion of

(“Dutch Treat,” Seven Days,

waste from under the arms, it begins to back up.

April 29). It’s good to know

This is in effect what happens with the use of

someone is first-hand reporting

antiperspirants, and thus the next line of defense

this great trial at the Federal

for the body is the axillary lymph nodes. If

Building. The co-defendants are

enough garbage backs up into the axillary chain,

good people who already paid

the next natural place for the waste to go is the

for their mistake. May the Great

breasts in both men and women. This is why,

Spirit see that they have free

since the widespread use of antiperspirants, both

dom!

men and women are getting breast cancer like — Emma Stoner Hinesburg

never before in the history of humanity. So, if you don’t want a breast full of garbage (toxins, waste products, etc.) stop using antiper

DUTCH TREAT II Peter Freynes “Going

spirants! Please, find a good deodorant and stop interfering with what the body is trying to do.

Dutch” (Seven Days, April 29) is

— Dr. Spencer Sherman

fantastic. W hat insight! We’re

Helpful Healing Chiropractic

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W HAT'S W RONG W ITH DO ING GOOD? Socially responsible businesses weigh the pros a n d cons o f crunchy capitalism By Kevin J . K e l l e y . . . - ..................................................... page 7

THE REAL SCO O P? Book review: Double Dip, by Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield By Kevin J . K e l l e y ............................................................ page 7

FOOD FIGHT Think twice before you “disparage”a vegetable — it may be against the law By Ruth Horowitz................................................................. page 11

TRAVELIN' LADY Thirty years a n d fiv e children later, Rosalie Sorrels is still on the road By Pamela P o l s t o n ............................................................... page 13

REW RITING HISTORY Book review: Benjam in’s Crossing, by Jay Parini By Peter K u r t h .......................................................................page 15

TRAINSPOTTING A couple o f Vermonters settle in fo r the ride By Nancy Stearns Bercaw................................................ page 17

W IN D ’S UP This is a letter in response to an article in

REM EM BERING R 0 Y K 0

thing that has U.S Justice or

your April 30 issue on windsurfing in North

By Peter Fre y ne .................................................................... page 19

DEA to it. Pity, and we think

Carolina (“Where There’s a Wind, There’s a

other countries are bad off.

OUTDOOR: TIME IN

Way”). “The wind is up here!”And it’s free!

The “Spirit o f Sport”shows o ff the great outdoors, inside By David H e a l y ...................................................................... page 29

— Wolf Stevenson South Starksboro

While it’s always great to see an article on windsurfing, the sport doesn’t have to be as

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obsessive, expensive and technically elitist as you

A rt review: Tad Spurgeon By Pamela P o l s t o n ...............................................................page 35

suggest. Windsurfing can become addictive — NO SWEAT IS NO GOOD I am writing to discuss an option which was

but only because it’s so much fun! It takes only a few hours to learn the fundamentals, yet can

overlooked in the April 16 issue Health Q&A

offer years of learning and improvement at your

column. According to Dr. Hyman Muss, who

own pace.

suggested that “...the cause and preventative

You can get a complete, used windsurfing rig

measures are yet unknown” in regards to breast

for under $400 — about what you’d pay for a

cancer, I believe this is not entirely true.

mid-range bicycle — and though you might get

By eliminating the use of antiperspirants,

a few snickers at your Salvation Army wetsuit

both men and women can greatly reduce the risk

ensemble (only $10!), the true leaders of the

of breast cancer. As one of my childhood heroes

sport are welcoming and helpful to newcomers. Moreover, you don’t have to (be able to afford to) go to North Carolina to windsurf in the spring — or even in the winter, for that mat ter. (Speaking of Hatteras, and driving so far to avoid the “huge” waves of Lake Champlain: Isn’t there, like, an ocean down there, too? You know,

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for wind surfing!) Precisely because of our “long Vermont winters,” the ice-sailing season is often longer than the summer one; the ice is easy to learn on because, while hard, there are no waves at all. Phil Mann of Inland Sea Windsurfing held an equipment sale/swap just last weekend, and, yes, some hardy (and properly clothed) souls are already out on the Lake. As a buddy told me, “I learned to windsurf in April — the cold water is a great incentive to stay up on your board!” — Philip Pezeshki Burlington

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selected, no doubt, for their political principles™! rather than their sexual preference. But did you | happen to notice who didn’t show up at “Steve | 1 They’re burying Jack Barry today. It’ll be a Howard’ s Coming Out Party?” | good turnout. Jack always loved a crowd. Just Gov. Howard Dean and Lt. Gov. Doug | give him a microphone and turn him loose, and Racine, that’s who. | the kid from Waterbury Center, Vermont, Ho-Ho had a good excuse. He was booked g would crank up those marvelous Irish pipes with as the guest speaker at Michigan’s Democratic ®the lilt and the blarney and the gift of the gab. dinner. Hey, Vermont’s a wonderful place, but i As far as the airwaves go, this was Jack Michigan has a lot more electoral votes. Ho-Ho | Barry’s town. He loved it and he lived it — oh can count. I did he live it! From the days of “It’s Your Racine says he was told “through channels” I Nickel” to “Open Mike” to “The Jack Barry he wasn’t going to be permitted to speak, so he ^ Show,” to “Vermont Report” and “Vermont blew it off. Dougie’s sort of stuck in the middle g i This Week” on Vermont ETV, Jack was the right now. Racine’s loved by the liberals and has g 1 man who could turn your average story into a his disagreements with Dean, but Ho-Ho went f | marvelous tale. Before talk radio became king all out to support him in the last campaign. | in the 1980s, he was already sitting in the “I’m doing my best,” he told Inside Track, “not j „ throne. “Be sure and tell ’em Barry brought to get involved in the current flap.” ®you,” was his trademark refrain. Democrats will be Democrats. And at the | I Jack wasn’t one of those wishy-washy types moment it falls to St. Patrick to play peacemak- ® | who’d try to please everyone. He had values and er. After all, he’s up for re-election next year, | principles and opinions, and he laid it on the ■ line. He also had a fiery passion for politics. For and a united Democratic Party is what he’d like | to have behind him. ®decades on the local airwaves he defended a Greer Trial — Vermont’s Drug Trial of the « woman’s right to choose, and boldly called for Century resumes today as a hockey team’s | an end to the war in Vietnam, the war that he | personally checked out in a 1968 visit. Once he worth of Canadian law enforcement types march to the witness box. Last week things | saw firsthand what a “bright shining lie” that wrapped up with the testimony of a 56-year-old j f war was, Jack wasn’t afraid to change his posifirst mate from Berlin. Hans * tion. Wolk had the wiry look of a UI Jack was the best sort of boat commander. He told a | friend a guy could have, the marvelous Herman Melville sea | kind who was there for you not tale of being first mate on the I just when you were on top of Lucas in 1989 during its run ^ the world, but when the world from Singapore to Pakistan to 8 had beaten you down. I know. to pick up 30 tons of hashish, 1 When I hit bottom, Jack Barry then up the Suez Canal, on to | was there for me. Holland and then across the He loved the ponies — oh, ocean to Canada. Herr Wolk ^ did he love the ponies — and testified Billy Greer was on ■ he loved Saratoga in August. board for the last leg, and that I 1 And, coincidentally, there was a I he heard 20 tons of the hash | horse in the Kentucky Derby was destined for the U.S.A. | the day before he passed away Wolk was a government wit- g I by the name of Jack Flash. But ness, but he didn’t sound like | * most of all he loved his Bunny, one when he struck up a Cott 8 the Murphy girl he married and le versation with yours truly while 8 1 laughed with through the best l on a cigarette break last week. 1 | years of his life. “It’s crazy,” said Hans. Well, Jack Barry’s crossed the “What do you mean?” says I. g 2 finish line now — in a flash. No I M “Hashish isn’t bad for you,” * need to wait for the stewards to says he. “I know three people ® I develop the photo. It wasn’t back home who’ve smoked hash 1 | even close. Jack Barry w on... I ^ for 30 years. They have jobs in j | going away. high places,” says he. “It doesn’t g | W hat a Week — “Ellen” came hurt you like these do,” says - out of the closet on prime time Hans the First Mate, pointing to his burning ^ television and, before the door closed behind cigarette. | her, Steve Howard, chairman of the Vermont “It was Ronald Reagan started it,” says I. j | Democratic Party, popped out, too. L’il Stevie “What do you mean?” says Hans. g | Wonder did it in grand style on the front page “The War on Drugs,” says I. “It’s big stuff » of Saturday’s Rutland Herald, and followed that I up with a big splash in Sunday’s Boston Globe. over here.” “You Americans should have learned from I 1 Times change, and you know what? L’il Prohibition,” says he. | Stevie Wonder’s sexual preference just doesn’t Then a U.S. Marshall interrupted our ! ring all the bells it once would have. In 1997 impromptu chat to escort Hans Wolk back to g L’il Stevie’s sex life qualifies as a classic “so the witness stand. 2 what” story. It’s what Chairman Howard does Very interesting. » behind the political scenes rather than between Media Notes — In local radio land, the buzz is | i the sheets that counts. 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K t t L j I U K i t j : And the Bessie for outstanding podium per formance goes to. . . John O ’Brien. Last Wednesday night the Vermont filmmaker accepted two awards — and gave away one — with the same sense of humor that helped his film, Man With a Plan, sell 16,000 videos in Vermont. After calling his leading man “my significant other,” O ’Brien suggested Fred Tuttle has taken “method acting” to a whole new level. He also offered “the Bossies” as an alternative to “the Bessies.” More bovine. Fred liked it, too. As for the crowd, “There were about 200 people there, and I think they all got an award,” as one astute observer put it. Despite that, many are still bent out of

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name plastered all over this glitzy event — B 1* ^ C A h turned the Bessies into a popularity contest. Hopefully all this cele brating will translate into something really meanences and more films. ' N . > ^3 <1 Rumor has it Bill Macy, David Mamet and former “Front” man Shawn Sweeney have directoral designs on V erm ont. . . Imagine the Bessies with bigger hair and more goodfellas. The sweaty set for Wedding B and— a M artin Guigui creation — looks like Married to the Mob after too many bottles o f Manischewitz. Guigui has transformed a ballroom on the sixth floor o f the Holiday Inn into a tacky Long Island wedding reception. Very convincing. Even the film crew is Italian. For every Alfred “Bronx Tale” Sauchelli, there is a Murray, Sol or Isaac. Ben, Jerry, Bernie and Jon Fishman wdl also appear in the film. It’s x,

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Relying on a and quality are “social mission” after deciding to good-guy image does a disser equal. reject a buyout offer from M &M vice to a company because But such a Mars in 1982. that’s not a sustainable base W hat is recounted in great approach. You won’t be able to Continued detail are the ways in which Ben & stay in business if your prod on page 16 Jerry’s “values-led” approach is proucts themselves aren’t competiduction made manifest. In every area of tive. operation — sourcing, retailing, Touting a company as envi financing, marketing and employee too ronmentally pure and socially our Heroes policies — the company strives to sensitive also makes it a wide decided to incube true to Cohen’s maxim that target, Barash warns. “You bate their $8000 “business has a responsibility to become too easy a shot nest egg in an ice give back to the community.” because everyone knows cream-making venOften, too, the emperors of ice that nobody’s perfect. cream have ture. Because Bv K e v i n J. K e l l e y At the same time, others with the tried to it may well be possi same idea had “actualize,5*,as Ben & J e r r y ’s he notion of doing well by ble to increase already opened they annoy Doubl e-Di p, by Ben doing good is gaining market share by scoop shops in most ingly put it, increasing acceptance among espousing proCohen and Jerry warm-weather college Greenfields American businesses. In gressive prin towns, Cohen and famous posGreenfiel d, Simon Vermont, for example, more ciples. Greenfield moved to & Schuster, 300 than 300 companies now Those not fun, why Burlington in 1977 and belong to a social responsibility pages. $24. urging do it?” opened their outlet in a network that is holding a higha The key rented former gas station profile conference at secret to Ben the following year. How Burlington’s Radisson Hotel on & Jerry’s The rest, of course, is these May 8. success may history... and legend. “two real With popularity, however, well be an Improbably, that first guys” pio admirable funky parlor has spawned comes hype. As more and more neered the willingness either 132 or 156 more businesses promote themselves field — and to defy con throughout the United as “politically correct,” skeptics have gone fur enterprises, held man ventional States — Double Dip wonder whether the whole ther into it than agerial posts at Ben & corporate gives two different figures just about anyone phenomenon is simply a New Jerry’s for 10 years, logic. —- along with a few addi else — is the subject Age marketing ploy. After all, and currently Businesses, tional shops in Canada of their new book, Ben in this era of downsizing, U.S. serves on the they were and Israel. Ben & Jerry’s & Jerry's Double Dip: Lead capitalism often seems more board of repeatedly now registers $160 mil with Your Values and Make socially Darwinian than social VALUES warned, are Vermont lion in annual sales and Money, Too. ly compassionate. not supposed employs 700 people. Businesses Most o f the account will be Wary of precisely this per to be “val Heavy press coverage for MONEY, familiar to Vermont readers. It ception, a few firms trying to TOO ues-led”; yes, o f this unique enterprise Social begins with the coming-of-age behave responsibly are reluc most compa causes other sections of story o f two Long Island boychiks tant to call attention to their nies do have the book to also seem who decided to start their own efforts. “I’m not a real big pro a social and political agenda, the familiar — sometimes to the point business after getting lost on earlier ponent of a company making philosophers of capitalism would of tedium. The authors, assisted by career paths. itself out as socially responsi occasionally admit, but it must be Meredith Maran, could have better ble,” says David Barash, gener kept covert and should certainly served readers al manager of Autumn Harp, not involve challenges to the status the Bristol-based maker of some trees lip balm and other nat ' Cohen and Gret ural products. Barash from the outset to a " " quarter or so of takes this stance even premises* And in da Double Dip's though he worked 300 pages. from the norm, the] Ben Cohen, col in the 1970s for By Kevin .J, Kelley Alternately, they might have included less testimony from com Celestial pany managers and like-minded Seasonings, y ft | o company better entrepreneurs and, instead, told us rs bettei one of the M epitomizes the more about the deyejopment of original 1y their poUtical attitudes, espec.ally do; business Bens* was he an anti-war activist good IM M M I IM M M i

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If you’ve missed Hardwick’s Velvet O vum Band, it’s because vocalist Peg Tassey Ayer has been concentrating more on m otherhood than music — though she promises a new V.O. disc next m onth. But Peg is back, or at least on-air, this Sunday, 11-3, as co-host o f a special “Rock ’n’ Roll M om s” program from Jody Petersen — a m om h erself— on 104.7 T he Point. T he show will feature music by some o f rock’s most famous mothers, e.g., Chrissie H ynde, A nnie Lennox, Sinead O ’C onnor, as well as a live instudio performance by Velvet O vum . (By the way, the band is seeking a new bassist and drum mer. If inter ested, call 888-3898.) O th er musical opportunities to celebrate M others’ Day: M etronom e, where Tam m y Fletcher, Jenni Johnson and T h e N ew N ile O rchestra offer up soul, blues and funk to benefit the W omen o f C olor Alliance — an organization which fights just about all the mean isms you can think of. C raig M itchell hosts this one. Last but not least, Rosalie Sorrels performs a

It’s gonna be a hot tim e in the O ld Lantern this summer. Magic H at, All Points Booking and Seven Days are happy to announce a bigger, better and more diverse music series in the historic C harlotte venue all the way to October. B uckwheat Zydeco, M atthew Sweet, Ben H arper and Ju n io r Wells are already confirm ed, and in a quickie change o f plans, the M ay 14 Funk Festival, featuring M aceo Parker, M edeski M artin & W ood and R obert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, are moving from M em orial O dd to the up-close-and-personal, user-friendly Lantern. Bonuses for the sum m er series: Smoke-free, plenty of parking, food catered by the Daily Planet, and full bar includes, o f course, your favorite H ats. Stay tuned.

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JOHN DREW PETERSEN (acoustic brunch), Burlington Coffeehouse at Blue Couch Cafe, 11 a.m. D onations. NOT FADE AWAY (acoustic benefit and fundraiser), Java Love, 4 p.m. D onations. SOMAH, CURRENTLY NAMELESS (jam rock), C lub Toast, 9:30 p.m. $ 3 /T TAMMY FLETCHER, NEW NILE ORCHESTRA, JENNI JOHNSON (blues, African, funk; benefit for W omen o f Color, hosted by Craig M itchell), C lub M etronom e, 8 p.m. $10. MIGHTY FAB KINGTONES (rock), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. N C . LIVE MUSIC (acoustic), Greatful Bread, Essex Jet., 1 p.m. N C . TNT (karaoke & DJ), T hirsty Turtle, 8 p.m. N C . TOM VITZHUM (acoustic guitar), Main Street Bar and Grill Downstairs, M ontpelier, 11 a.m. N C . GRANT ORENSTEIN 4 ALLAN KAUFMAN (acoustic), LaBrioche

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THE TOM CLEARY TRIO (jazz), M onas Jazz Bar, 7 p.m. N C . NOT FADE AWAY (acoustic benefit and fundraiser), Java Love, 7 p.m. Donations. AARON FLINN 4 SALAD DAYS W/DOUBLE VISION (pop rock, acoustic), Burlington Coffeehouse at Blue C ouch Cafe, 8 p.m. $6. CHIN HO! (alt-rock), Last Elm, 9 pm. D onations. SETH YACOVONE BLUES BAND. Ruben James, 9 p.m. $3. BUCK 4 THE BLACKCATS (rockabilly), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. N C . LITTLE MARTIN (’70s-’90s DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. $4/5. CHRIS DUARTE, THE BAILEY BROS, (blues, rock), C lub M etronom e, 7 p.m ., $5, followed by RETRONOME (’80s DJ with Craig Mitchell), 10 p.m. N C . CONSTRUCTION JOE, ZOLA TURN, STUPID CLUB (alt rock; benefit for Very Special Arts with hostess Cherie Tartt), Club Toast, 9:30 pm. $5. DAVE KELLER BLUES BAND, M anhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. N C . BOOTLESS 4 UNHORSED (Irish), Last Chance, 7:30 p.m. N C. KIP MEAKER (blues), V erm ont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. N C . HARD LUCK (rock), Alley Cats, 9:30 p.m. N C . DICK'S DEADLY COMBO (classic rock &c blues), Steer & Stein, 9:30 p.m. N C . COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m. $7. KARAOKE, Franny O ’s, 9:30 p.m. N C . GRATTON BROS, (rock), Patches Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. N C. SAM ARMSTRONG (jazz faves), 1uckaway’s, Sheraton H otel, 9 p.m. N C . DJ NORM BLANCHARD (dance party), Breakers Club & Cafe, 8 p.m. N C . LIVE MUSIC (acoustic), Greatful Bread, Essex Jet., noon. N C . EAST COAST MUSCLE (rock), 1 hirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9 p.m. $2. PATTI CASEY & THE ROAD HOME (folk-rock), M ain Street Bar and Grill Downstairs, M ontpelier, 8 p.m. N C. SPIN CYCLE (rock), Charlie-o’s, M ontpelier, 9:30 p.m. N C .

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“Lonesome Georgia Brown,” this sparsely accompanied by Barbara Higbie on piano and guitar from producer Mitch Greenhill. You can’t call Sorrels a folk singer without tacking on some serious caveats. Rosalie Sorrels began her motherhood at age 19 and spent a decade and a half raising five children as a housewife in Salt Lake City. In between the dia pers and the dinners she collect ed, wrote and sang folk songs; her house was a favorite hang out for a legion of musicians and poets passing through in the 1950s and ’60s. Finally Sorrels traded her married life for the touring one; she hit the road with the kids, and made her first appearance at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965. That same year saw her debut national release, I f I Could Be the Rain. Sorrels has toured relentlessly over the years — the arduous trek to cult status, aka, lots of adoring fans and critical acclaim, but far from the financial success that only mainstream “hits” pro vide. Despite the painful arthri tis that plagues her now, this mother keeps on touring. Considered the prototype for current folk artists like Nanci Griffith and Iris Dement, Sorrels is known for her captivating We perfor mances — intimate, funny, warm, a natural storyteller. As for her lyrics, their depth has touched even the cynical writer Hunter Thompson. “Rosalies songs are so close to the bone that I get nervous listening to them,” he has said. Griffith her self was inspired to write about Sorrels in 1987’s “Ford Econoline”: “She’s the salt of the earth/Straight from the bosom of the Mormon Church/W ith a

But in the margins o f the lyric sheet the longtime leftie writes, “I’ve slowed it down and added a drunken tear so I could dedi cate it to the death of the gen erous impulse in United States politics. I have never been able to understand why anything relative to our political process would be referred to as a party... Republican or D em ocrat...” On the heels of her cabaretstyle delivery of this one comes the heart-wrenching tribute to her eldest, hitchhiking son — she was in Vermont when she learned of his death. It is also a lament that she has ceased to pick up riders, a sign of the times. “He took his life in 1976 one summer night in Bolinas, California. I continued to pick up hitchhikers for quite awhile... picturing him strand ed between the stars... even though my friends worried that some awful fate would befall me. I used to say: ‘Oh, I always pick up the ones with the guitars...’ One day some flinty, cold-eyed voice said, ‘Charles Manson had a guitar.” Like her live concerts, Borderline Heart is full of sur prises: T h e ________ swampy funk Rosal i e So r r el s , of “Gospel Recital Hal l , Snake.” The gorgeous, U n i v e r s i t y of Chris Vermont, B u r l i n g Smitherton. May 11, 3 p.m. penned ballad,

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In addition to its annual conference, VBSR organizes monthly “circles” at which businesspeople share advice and concerns. The sevenyear-old organization also undertakes lobbying activities — supporting the recently

approved increase in the min imum wage, for example — and focuses on issues relating to workplace quality. any proponents of , humane business poli cies argue that being attentive to community aspi rations doesn’t cost any more than ignoring such considera tions. Some insist that social ly responsible practices actu ally save money in the long run. “Operating a business in this way certainly adds a layer of complexity that could be associated with higher costs,” says Quinney. Simply Better failed not because of its prin ciples, he says, “but because I wasn’t very good at retail.” “I did pay more than the standard retail wage and offered what was probably a comparatively generous bene fits package,” Quinney con tinues. “On the other hand, I also got much better employees. That realization is proving to be “a motivator for profitmakers” such as Marriott and Hewlett Packard, adds Campbell. “Big corporations are also coming to under stand that by paying good wages they’re more likely to have higher productivity, less employee turnover and a greater ability to attract top candidates for openings.” Businesses also know they can often save money by being environmentally sound, notes Alan Newman, a founder of the Seventh Generation line of low-

impact products and now the president of Magic Hat Brewing Co. It’s easier for a business to be “green” today than was the case a decade ago when Seventh Generation was born, Newman says. “Back then, we didn’t have the resources that are currently available. Everything was a big strug gle.” Utilities, for example, now have economic incen tives for promoting energy conservation, he notes. But it can still be very difficult to remain true to the ideals of social responsibility, says Barash of Autumn Harp. “When do you compromise? When don’t you compro mise? These are questions most of us ask all the time.” One example is the case of recycled paper stock, which often costs more than the virgin product and does not always meet mass-market expectations of lily-whiteness. Companies and con sumers alike should be realis tic and forgiving in their assessments of whether social responsibility standards are being met, advises VBSR director Campbell. “Every business has an impact on the environment, its commu nity and its workers,” she says, “and we’re trying to make that impact as positive as possible. But even compa nies that pay attention to all these'factors are still gbtrig «>' have a partly negative impact.” he socially responsible business movement isn’t yet close to transforming capitalism — not even in Vermont. VBSR’s claims of 330 members employing 16,000 people may sound impressive until one realizes that there are more than 20,000 businesses in the state and some 223,000 jobs. Nationally, the movement has a much longer way to go before it begins to have a sig nificant impact on the busi ness of America. VBSR, the largest such grouping in the country, does represent an encouraging start, maintains board chair woman Judi Danforth, co founder of a Middlebury pewter company that bears her and her husband’s name. “It’s not a perfect thing, and you’re never really at the goal of being socially responsible — it’s a process rather than an outcome,” she notes. Still, this ethic is gradual ly making a difference, Danforth insists. “It’s chang ing the paradigm for how businesses operate, and that’s no small thing.” U

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When I exited at the Chicago Avenue stop, I made a beeline for the newsstand and bought myself a copy of the paper. This Royko fellow was shredding Mayor Richard J. Daley. Called the stout little Irish fireplug “The Great Dumpling.” W hat nerve! What attitude! From that day on, I was a daily communicant at the Church of Royko. I mean, any one who could bring a sliver of joy into the dreary morning rush hour had to be special. Mike Royko was very special. Over the next decade, Chicago became my town, too. Six years behind the wheel of a cab provided the education no classroom ever could. And Royko was as much a part of the day-to-day Chicago exis tence as the ever-flashing blue lights of the cop cars, the paddywagons on patrol, the belch ing buses, the all-night restau rants and the Cubbies. The pathetic, heart-breaking Cubbies. Royko wasn’t just a critic of the Daley machine. He was a surgeon who took da mayor and his cronies apart like he was pulling wings off a hornet. As a kid working in his father’s saloon, it had often

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iv c r d s ‘A W INDOW TO CHINA’: The book discussion series turns to Legacies by Bette Bao Lord. S. Hero Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

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9 BREAST OF SHOW: Breas! milk is the best milk, so why are we still bottlefeeding babies? A three-day conference on lactation and childbirth offers some anthropological answers. Moms-to-be, and their great expectations, are wel come at a public lecture Friday night that covers pregnancy, birth and post partum. Thursday, May 8 through Saturday, May 10. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. 4:30p.m. $95per day Info, 453-3087.

9 BEVERLY HILLSBORO: In some spots Vermont is less populated than it was a century ago. Hillsboro went back to woods when its farmers got fed up. “All over Vermont you run into old cel lar holes and wonder what was there," Robert Turner says of his latest history project — a neighborhood near Starksboro that once hosted houses, barns and apple orchards. Whither Williston? Friday May 9. Robinson School Library Starksboro, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2171.

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VRROOOM W ITH A VIEW: Not all moms go for flowers and candy. Some like the romantic blend of dust and diesel. Look for Vermonters Steven Renaudette, Chris Fisher, Joe Becker and Dan Benoit on the semi-banked half-mile asphalt racetrack on opening day at Airborne International. And leave the driving to them. Sunday, May 11. Airborne International Raceway, Plattsburgh, N. Y. 1:30p.m. $15 Info, 244-6963. HELLO DALI: “I was born from the legitimate belly of Dona Felia Dome Domenech... She alone could bave j transformed my soul. But she died, leaving us with the self-serving con temptuous genius we know as Dali.” Get the surreal story on the Spanish painter at ah anti-mothers day event. Sunday, May 11. Blue Couch Cafe, Burlington, 4 p.m. - midnight. Donations. Info, 658-83f

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e tc MAKING A PROFIT, MAKING A DIFFERENCE’: The publisher of Mother Jones talks capitalism with a con science at the annual meeting of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. See story, this issue. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $110. Info, 862-8347. ‘BIRTH AND BREASTFEEDING’: A three-day conference entitled “Birth and Breastfeeding: From Theory to Practice” includes workshops, demonstrations and panel discussions. Today anthropologist and author Katherine Dettwyler covers how cultural beliefs and choices influence breastfeeding choices. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $95 per day. Info, 453-3087. ALZHEIMER’S AUCTION: Bid on art, antiques and general merchandise at the first annual “Forget Me Not” auction to support local programming and services. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $20. Info, 800-698-1022. TRANSITIONAL HOUSING OPENING: Celebrate the opening of Branches — a housing proejet for home less folks with severe and persistent men tal illness. 222 North St., Burlington, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3678. VERMONT ‘ENVIROTHON’: High school teams engage in a friendly compe tition to raise environmental awareness. Watch or volunteer at Vermont Technical College, Randolph, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-4493. TOASTMASTERS MEETING: Develop communication and leadership skills through public speaking. Econolodge Conference Center, S.

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Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-3550. TROPICAL FISH TALK: AJ Castro speaks on “anabamoids” at the monthly meeting of the Tropical Fish Club of Burlington. VFW Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3616. OPEN FENCING: Make your point among fencers for fitness. Memorial Auditorium Annex, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $3. Info, 865-1763.

Ofriday music MUSICA PROPRIA: Local voices lend themselves to the “Frauenliebe und Leben” and other works by Robert Schumann. Cathedral of St. Paul, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 864-0471. ‘WOMEN’S WORK’ CABARET: AJlison Mann, Duo Dolce, Two Tooheys and others sing in celebration of women. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 800-639-1383. BELA FLECK: The banjo man teams up with Tony Trishka for a jazz night to ben efit the Wellspring Waldorf School. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $15-24. Info, 476-8188. CONSTITUTION BRASS QUINTET: Composer Gwyneth Walker describes this ensemble as a group of “fine musi cians who also understand the value of entertaining the audience.” Listen to popular and patriotic works at the Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 728-9133. d a n c e VERMONT CONSERVATORY OF BALLET: Young ballet students perform the complete Coppelia. Colchester High School, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 878-2941. STUDENT DANCE CONCERT: College seniors with “an interest in the possible” perform “random” works inspired by Merce Cunningham. Room 110, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $4. Info, 443-6433.

dram a ‘HAMLETMACHINE’: See May 8. ‘SWEENEY T O D D ’: See May 8. ‘FIRST THINGS FIRST’: Native American storytellers from all over New England link ancient legends with mod ern-day native life. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603646-2422.

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kids SINGING: The under-three crowd lis tens to stories and songs, 10-10:25 a.m. All ages sing with Robert Resnik, 10:3011 a.m. Fletcher Library, Burlington. Free. Info, 865-7216. STORY HOUR: Toddlers listen to sto ries at the Milton Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

etc BATTERED W OMEN’S SUPPORT GROUPS: See May 7, Burlington, 9:3011 p.m. BIRTH & BREASTFEEDING’: See Thursday, May 8. World-renowned lacta tion expert Chloe Fisher debunks many of the myths about breastfeeding. ‘HEALING ARTS FOR PREGNANCY’: New mothers and mothers-to-be get info on alternative and complementary medi cine. City Hal! Auditorium, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-9541. SINAI TALK: A rabbi and National Jewish Book Award winner, Neil Gillman poses two related questions: “What really happened at Sinai?” and “Why is the Torah sacred?” Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218. ‘SPIRIT OF SPORT’: Get exposed to rock climbing, hang-gliding and dozens of other sports at an “interactive” sports show with great door prizes. Green Mountain Sports Center, Essex, 3-9 p.m. $5. Info, 878-9697. REDISCOVERING HILLSBORO’: Robert Turner puts a nearly forgotten Starksboro neighborhood back on the map. Robinson School Library,

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FIRE SAFETY FESTIVAL: Check out DEATH OF DEATH’: A rabbi and SHELBURNE INN TOURS: This is a the fire truck, puppet shows, face paint National Jewish Book Award winner, once-a-year opportunity to tour the cen ing and free food at the Barnes School, ‘SPIRIT OF SPORT’: See May 9, 9 Sleil Gillman talks about his new book at tury-old mansion from top to bottom. Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, a.m. - 9 p.m. he Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, Interpreters lead the way at the ‘BIRTH & BREASTFEEDING’: See 865-2278. 7:13 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218. Shelburne Inn, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $8. COOKING W ITH CHILDREN’: Thursday, May 8. The author of Special Reservations, 985-8442. George Mackey of the New England Women talks about her recently released DIABETES MEETING: Richard Jackson offers a diabetes update with exhibitors from various pharmaceutical companies. Ramada Inn, S. Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 800-639-2105. c l a s s e s RICHM ON D PRIDE: A “celebration of community” features vintage race cars, Fire Insurance Association, Middlebury. Burlington. $20. Register, 865-HERB. p.m. or Saturdays, 9:30-10:45 a.m. at puppet shows, live music, food samples Free. Register, 388-4760. Explore realistic Explore the sacred magical and medicinal the Movement Center, Montpelier. $10. and dozens of booths. Camels Hump ways to manage the demands o f family, wisdom o f trees. Info, 229-6282. Creative expression is the ‘RECYCLE ART’: Saturday, May 17, 10 Middle School, Richmond, 10 a.m. - 3 home, work and friends, while still having a.m. - 4 p.m. Burlington Waterfront. goal o f this dancercise class. p.m. Free. Info, 434-3966. time fo r yourself. DANCE FITNESS: Thursdays, May 8 Free. Info, 865-5254. Volunteers are need PLANT SWAP & SALE: The first halfPARENTING PRESCHOOLERS: ed to help with this Kids Day event. to June 5, 5:45-6:30 p.m. Community LOG HOMES: Saturday, May 10, 1-5 hour is reserved for swapping. Then Tuesday, May 13, 7 p.m. Fred Tuttle JAPANESE FLOWER ARRANGING: Room, Lawrence Barnes School. Free. p.m. New Haven Junction. Free. bring out the cash for seedlings, perenni Middle School Library, S. Burlington. Four Tuesdays starting May 20, 7-9 p.m. Info, 862-6536. Shannon Williams teach Register, 453-5299. Energy, money, main als and whatever your neighbors have Free. Register, 865-2278. Foster disci Shambhala Meditation Center, es stretching improv and body awareness. tenance and planning are. dug up. Community Center in Jericho. pline, safety and positive attitudes after this Burlington. $90. Info, 985-3961. Explore Drop off, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Select, 3-4 workshop. the art o f “ikebana" with Marcia Shibata. p.m. Free. Info, 899-2366. 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‘TH E CHIEF END OF WOMEN’: See May 10. Today mothers get complimen tary ice cream and silk roses. GENERAL MARTHA RAINVILLE TALK: The first female in history to head a state national guard unit addresses the graduating class in the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 654-2535. ‘MOTHER OF VERMONT’: Abby Maria Hemenway compiled a history of every town in Vermont. Biographer Deborah Clifford aims to rehabilitate her existing reputation as “an eccentric spin ster who died in poverty on the run from her creditors.” Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 877-3406. BIRD WATCH: Join bird-loving jour nalist Bryan Pfeiffer on a search for thrushes, warblers, osprey and nuthatch es. Berlin Pond, 7-11 a.m. $7. Register, 244-7037. WILDFLOWER WALK: Naturalists lead the way on a leisurely wildflower walk for mothers and their families. Bring a brown bag lunch to Bear Paw Pond Trailhead, Montgomery Center, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Register, 326-4789. MOTHER’S DAY WALK: Naturalist Michele Patenaude leads mothers on a wildflower walk around the Colchester Pond Natural Area, 7-10 a.m. $2. Info, 863-5744. CANOE TRIP: Float your boat on a “mystery canoe trip.” Meet in Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Register, 2233616. FREE DINNER: Food Not Bombs feeds folks at 6 p.m. and meets afterward about activist issues. Last Elm Cafe, Burlington. Free. Info, 658-7458.

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etc ‘LADIES FIRST’ CLINIC: Senior lowincome women with little or no insurance get free cancer screenings. University Health Center, Burlington, 4:30-8 p.m. Free. Register, 800-508-2222. CFIDS AWARENESS DAY: Chronic Fatigue Immune Dysfunction Syndrome is a debilitating disease. Hear all about it on the Vermont Statehouse Lawn,

Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4838. LOW INCOME MEETING: Fight Back holds its weekly open meeting to rabble rouse for justice. Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 863-5438. BIOLOGY LECTURE: Biology prof Bernd Heinrich, author of Bumblebee Economics, gives a talk entitled, “The Magic of Biology: Hands-on Experience and the Wonder of Answering Questions.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4400.

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etc SENIOR SUPPER CLUB: Take an optional walk before dinner. A presenta tion tells how to set up a personal walk ing program. Adams Entrance, Medical Center Hospital of Vermont, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Register, 865-2278. MENTAL ILLNESS ALLIANCE: Family and friends of deeply disturbed

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By David Healv ver want to get the feel of hang gliding without jump ing off a mountain? How about windsurfing without get ting in over your head? Perhaps youd prefer to check out the latest gear — from golf shoes to collapsible canoes — while the kids get a pony ride? Its all possible when Vermont gets a ' m, taste of the future in a oneThe of-a-kind event dubbed the an d y ffo tcb k ; point of the extrava “Spirit of Sport.” ktss> "sp ii ganza, says event coordinator Not virtual reality, but not They Mandy Hotchkiss, “is that peo quite the real thing, either, the like to spit.) ple can come and actually try Spirit of Sport is an “interactive Borrowing logic from W.P. the sports that they’ve always sports show” bringing together Kinsella’s Field o f Dreams (the wanted to try.” On tap is a veri sport of baseball is, of course, more than 50 diverse sports table alphabet soup of activity, under the broad roof of the represented in the show) from archery to yoga. Green Mountain Sports Center. Hotchkiss and Peter DeMarco, This trail-blazing show of a partner in the Green warm-weather sports calls for a Mountain Sports Center, are Spi ri t of S p o r t , demonstration, instructional convinced that, “If you hold it, Fr i day- Sunday, May seminar or hands-on experience they will come.” Hotchkiss, a 9 1 1 , at the Green in nearly every outdoor diver former sports marketing Mountain Sports sion imaginable. Newer sports instructor at Champlain Center, behind like in-line skating and moun College, says they’re expecting tain biking stand alongside tra Racquet’s Edge in 5000 people through the course ditional shot-and-sinker Essex Junction. of the show. “It’s never been favorites like bass fishing and Admission: $5 gen done before in Vermont,” she bird hunting. But for show eral ; $3 seni or s & says, explaining her motivation goers of all stripes, novel sports to produce the event. chi l dren under 12; like powered parachuting and Northern Vermont, they free to kids under llama trekking are bound to both claim, comprises an eclec si x. catch the eye. (Llama alert: tic group of people ready to

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a pool.” Indeed. Even the non-sporting public will come just to see how these ambitious organizers put it all under one roof. The 30-foot pool installed for the show is the largest above-ground model available, Hotchkiss says — though it’s not much of a trip for a 15-foot canoe. Plans originally called for a longer lap pool, until engineers nixed the idea as structurally unsound for use by scuba divers, water dog training and paddling sports, Hotchkiss adds, explaining that the intent —is for people to simply get into the boats and receive instruc tion. For windsurfer Phil Mann, the round, 24,000-gallon pool will do just fine. Mann says he’ll simply sail in circles, taking advantage of the 10-knot breeze created by three industrial-grade fans. “I’m only doing the show because I want to windsurf indoors,” he jokes. In fact, Mann believes the controlled environment is an excellent place to gain exposure and teach the basics of windsurfing. “We’re going to be able to get a lot of kids up there sailing and show how easy the sport is,” he says. Continued on page 30

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painting, in other words, can be much like coming upon an old n the artist’s statement for his photograph and admiring it — current exhibit at Furchgott or not — for its aesthetic quali Sourdiffe Gallery, painter Tad ties, but knowing nothing at all Spurgeon expresses the view o f its provenance, much less the stories o f the people or objects that “paradoxically, a finished depicted. painting looks like it has been here all along.” One might say Spurgeon’s 20 or so paint that about nearly any shift in ings in this small and cohesive reality to which one becomes exhibit indeed evoke that feel ing of “been here all along,” in accustomed. But having gone large part because his focus is through the methodical process of observation and recreation of predominantly a realistic por trayal of quotidian objects. Too an image on canvas, Spurgeons minimal even to fall into the insightful statement is headier domain o f still lifes, his subjects than it at first appears — and are one or several pieces of fruit this from a man whose obses or vegetable, sometimes in a sion, it would seem, is to make white porcelain bowl; a couple an apple the most sensuous of plastic bottles, of the type thing on Earth. Does he know shampoo comes in; or will-osomething the rest of us have the-wisp landscapes that merely missed? hint at land, sky or sea. Spurgeon notes further that Working within the con his pursuit of simplicity has straints of such simplicity, how yielded “an exciting and unpre ever, Spurgeon — a teacher at dictable complexity” — his the Shelburne Craft School — images are excruciatingly spare, wrestles with his presentation; but rich beyond belief. This the craft of painting, he says, “is juxtaposition proves that what compelling, an artist complete with believes he or "A L i t t l e Knowledge its own inter she is present R e c e n t P a i n t i n g s by nal develop ing to the Tad S p u r g e o n , and mental melo world with a “Dw ellings: Real & drama.” His finished prod “real joy,” he I m a g in a r y , ” a group uct is not nec adds, “is to essarily what show o f r e g i o n a l make the ritu meets other artists. Furchgott al come eyes and Sourdiffe Gallery, alive.” Wrestles minds. Shelburne. Through may not be Viewing a May 2 9 . the right word By

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mental visions are not about austerity; they manage a sump tuous sensuality, like the very spark of life itself. Sit with these apples or persimmons or lemons awhile and you will begin to see them with the epi curean lust of a starveling. This is easier to feel, of course, toward edibles — the shampoo bottles are a stretch. No matter the subject, though, Spurgeon endows it with nearly celestial luminosity; reality is softly blunted, colors are often

leavened with white. Backgrounds are simple: table surface and wall the same color but for shadow. In these paint ings, Spurgeon’s gift is the placement o f light, creating a

focal point that is like a window onto the soul. As for the landscapes, “Pulpit Harbor” spells quietude with glasslike water, feathery greens and a sprinkle of waiting boats. “Mountain Ridge,” though, is so impres sionistic that only the familiar shape o f hills against sky sug gests what it is. “Fletcher” is a masterful exercise in the subtle segue of land-greens to skyblues. Regardless of subject matter,

Spurgeon’s feffbrts here convey^ in the end, the essence o f being Their simple self-possession makes the other exhibit in Furchgott Sourdiffe’s homey new digs seem boisterous by

comparison. Titled “Dwellings: Real and Imaginary,” its 13 or so artists provide a very mixed bag o f domestic images, from the delightful 3D constructions of Lincoln fifthand sixth-graders, to the cobalt perfection of Kathleen Kolb’s small homes-at-night, to the dainty pointillist landscapes of David Utiger. The collection is more merry than moving, a vibrant celebration of hearth and home. □

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(Mar. 21-Apr. Pr- 19): Although you’ll never find an advertisement for Coke or Nike within the hallowed confines of this column, you will find lots o f hype for more spiritual commodities, like freedom, psychosexual satisfaction and creativity. I’m just as much a huckster as everyone else. My flackery may be more sacred and uplifting than most others, but the fact remains that I’m still trying to coax you to “buy” my ideas. Moral of the story: Everyone, even Mother Teresa and Dan Rather, is selling something. It’s with this in mind that I urge you to spend this week honing your sales pitch. There’s never been a better time to coax other people to believe in and acquire more of what you think is good ro for them.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): 1 was sitting in my meditation chair trying to zero in on your horoscope this morning when my six-year-old Taurus daughter Zoe and her Taurus pal Max pushed open my door. Their faces were painted like tigers. Their homemade feather and leather costumes made them look like apprentice shamans. As they leapfrogged over each other in circles, they screeched out war whoops and crazed bird cries. Next they jum ped u| on my piano bench and began bashini out tuneless melodies on the keyboard with their toes. Was I upset by the interruption? O f course not. It was obvious they’d arrived just in time to act out the advice 1 was supposed to

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ancestors, but he won’t fire you. Your angry lover may spraypaint obscene graffiti on your car, but won’t put dynamite in the gas tank. So relax. Calm down. Things are better than they look. N ot a lot better, but better.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): I got an e-mail notification that my website (www.realastrology.com/) has wot been placed on CyberPatrol’s “Banned Web page” list. That worries me. If my writing isn’t provocative enough to offend right-wing zealots, I’m doing something wrong. After all, I’m not here to help you float placidly in the mainstream. My goal is to inspire you to splash and surf and maybe even walk on the water now and then; better ye£, I’d like you to branch off the mainstream and forge your very own tributary. Therefore, in response to my failure to get censored, I’ve resolved to redouble my efforts to be a creative troublemaker. Luckily, the stars are with me. All us Cancerians ^ receive extra encoui

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The saffron robes o f Tibetan monks and black habits of nuns are outer signs of their devotion. But among religious devotees there’s also a tradition of wearing hidden clothing that’s charged with symbolic meaning — in other words, sacred underwear. Some Mormons, for instance, regularly slip on a white neck-to-knee garment that’s meant to remind them o f their pact with God. The philosopher Pascal ’ :d poems leight of an int

you to loosen your grip and back off. Now is such a time. Check out the following words of wisdom, which one of my Scorpio readers, Karol Lee McLeod of Louisville, keeps on her refrigerator: Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. A nd dance like nobody is watching.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I’m afraid this message was not printed on hemp paper with soy-based ink. And it would be a lie to say that no small animals were harmed in its creation, since I devoured a chicken sandwich two hours before composing it. So I hope you don’t think I’m being hypocritical when I tell you your top assignments for the coming week. 1) Don’t just throw away materials, ideas and dreams which are no longer useful in their present form. Recycle them or use them as fertilizer. 2) Take steps to use energy much more efficiently,

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Well, Aquarius, you’re certainly not in any immediate danger from overdosing on narcissism. I almost wish you were, though. I can’t help but speculate that your previous dearth of self-love might be healed by basking in way too much sweet conceit for a while. Would you do something for me? Would you go get a piece of paper right now and write down 10 reasons why you are such a blessed treasure? And then hug and kiss yourself as if you were greeting a long-lost lover?

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): If you surrender to the negative side of your personality, this week will be full of rapid mood swings, hemming and hawing, stealing from Peter to pay Paul, playing one side against the other, yo-yo dieting, and mixed messages about romance. If on the other hand you give in to the positive side of your personality, you’re likely to be successfully fighting for justice and equality, correcting lopsided arrangements that have been keeping you off-balance, brokering truces ana negotiating treaties, getting bullies to jlay fair and inspiring wimps to be ave. □

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burning bushes and talking ravens appearing on your windowsill, Virgo. Look at pizza billboards out of the corner or your eye just in case the pepperoni conceals the smiling face o f Jesus with a special message for you. Your rational mind may be inclined to pretend these wonders and marvels are not happening, but I urge you to override its ridicule with this old Rosicrucian affirmation: “I will interpret every one of my experiences as a dealing of God with my soul.”

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tutoring SPANISH IN STR U C TO R / T U T O R . V T certified w/ four years classroom 8c tutoring experi ence. All levels, flexible hours, rea sonable rates. Call 655-7691 for more info.

MUSICIANS. Looking for 2 vio linists 8c 1 cellist to complete a quartet. Join me to play for fun and profit (wedding gigs, etc.) Now is the time. 860-9562, 46B Murray St., Burlington, VT. PEARL EXPORT DRUM SET: 6piece, all hardware 8c bag, all cym bals 8c bag, $850. 864-2939. ROCKON LTD = C O O L CLOTHES. T-shirts, hats, tour jackets 8c gigwear by: Yamaha, Zildjian, Pearl, Marshall, Bach, Sabian, Ibanez 8c many more. Call toll free 1-888-ROCKON2 for free catalog.

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business opp V EN D O R LICENSES AVAIL ABLE for Big Heavy World’s Groove Apocalypse, Saturday July 12, Battery Park, Burlington VT. Four bands, intense promotion. Contact Jim 802-373-1824.

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new pool members. Works at state building, approx. 7:30 a.m.

7 a.m. (2335)

RECENT COLLEGE GRAD seeks computer training (various pro grams; graphics & Internet especial ly) in exchange for work (typing, etc.). 5 hours per week? Prefer cre ative atmosphere. Dana, 864-9241.

GENERAL HELPER in cheese dept, o f organization w/ environ mental mission. Wrap cheese, ship orders, learn to drive tractor. Equal opportunity even for lactose intol erant. Apply to: Mathias Dubilier, Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, VT 05482. 802-985-8686.

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GALLERY INTERN WANTED: Assist curator o f Firehouse Gallery. Art history student/gallery exp. pre ferred. Resume to: Burlington City Arts, City Hall, Burl., VT 05401.

THEATER ARTS. Pan-American Theatre Arts Institute in Ctrl. VT, 7/13 - 8/12, for puppeteers, set & costume designers, actors, dancers, musicians. Collaborate on social, historical, environmental art w/ Argentine director Norman Briski, Mexican director Roberto Villasenor, Mexican choreographer Luis Cervantes and the music direc tor & mask master o f Dragon Dance Theatre. Free brochure, 2235124. ARTIST SEEKS OTHER ARTISTS to set up cooperative gallery. Call Rick, 388-9264.

NUDE MODELS WANTED to pose for artists. Looking for full-fig ured women or women with unique characteristics. $ 10/hr. For more info call Maxime Lamour, 985-8255.

massage MASSAGE THE WAY IT’S MEANT TO BE. Private. Peaceful. Relaxing environment. Soak in hot tub before session to mellow your mind, warm your body. Sessions from $45. Certified therapist. Tranquil Connection, 654-9200.

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Airport Commission Term Expires 6/30/01

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Cemetery Commission —

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Parks and Recreation Commission — Term Expires 6/30/00

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Police Commission — O ne O pening

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Retirement Board — Term Expires 6/30/99

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Housing Board o f Review —

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PERS ON < TO > PERS ON A = Asian, B = Black, Bi=Btsexuai, C = Christian, D = Divorced, F = Female, G = Gay, H = Hispanic, J =Jewish, M = Male, ND = No Drugs, NS = Non-Smoking, NA = No Alcohol, P= Professional, S = Single, W =White, Wi = Widowed; ISO = In Search Of, LTR = Long-Term Relationship.

WOMEN SEEKING MEN SMALL HOUSE IN COUNTRY SET TING, built in the late 60s and artisti cally laid out w/ tasteful decorating, con temporary styling and a nice view; struc turally sound and well maintained w/ recent addition in the early 90s. Call for details and an appointment. Prepare to negotiate. 64689 PROFESSIONAL WIDOW, retired, NS, clean, fit, trim, ISO gentleman with same interests. 64691 JUST MOVED FROM TH E BEACH life of the West & looking for someone sweet. WF, 5’5", 155 lbs., loves the coun try, pets, outdoor life, movies and plays, looking for WM, 19-30, 5’5” - 5’10”, who likes 1940s-90s music and loves NBC shows and sports. Who knows what could happen. 64687____________ NEED A FEMALE BUDDY? I NEED a male buddy. DWF, 40, seeking 40+ M for fun & friendship — nothing heavy. Let’s go see the Expos this summer. 64666 LEATHER & LACE. Plus-sized beauty, 35 , seeking LTR w/ intelligent, emotion ally present, independent, 30-40ish pro fessional. Working out, movies and try-

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ing new restaurants are in my repertoire. Also searching for that exceptional gen tleman w/ a streak of dominance in the bedroom. Sincere inquires appreciated. 64674 DISILLUSIONED, BUT WILLING to try again. SWF, forty-something. Is there someone out there who wants to share all the good things life has to offer? 64676 YOU: 40 +, ATTENTIVE, ANY RACE. Me: 43, DWF ready to enjoy life. Breakfast, country drive, horseback ride or matinee? Let’s get to know each other. Call. 64646 SAILOR, SCUBA DIVER, TRAVELER, SWPF, 40’s, fun-loving, honest, diversified woman, likes to laugh, arts, fine cuisine & champagne ISO SWPM, 40’s or 50’s, w/ similar interests. 64647 PICTURE THIS: SPF W / TRADI TIONAL values, sincerity, balance or responsibility/spontaneity— enjoys travel, theatre, music, camping—seeks NS SM, 24-35, to enjoy life with. 64648 DWF, ATTRACTIVE, ENERGETIC, works nights, ISO S/DNSCWM, early 50’s, secure, stable, similar interests. Enjoys outdoors, home, hearth, dancing, CW history, football, companionship, family life. 64651 DF, 45, HONEST, INDEPENDENT, humorous, professional, spiritual, easy going yet intense, seeks mature M com panion for friendship and whatever hap pens next. 64659 SWEET, SENSITIVE, TALL AND graceful 42 YO. Deep, quiet joy in nature, human beings and being alive. Loves classical (and other) music, art films, thunderstorms, boat rides, gardens, long walks, inner adventures, stories, friends. ISO like mind & heart. 64633 SWPF, 31, NS W ITH A WORK HARD/play hard attitude. I’m into snowboarding, water sports, music, nature, art, cooking, reading and one SWPM, 28-40, who has a sense of humor, friends and interests of his own. 64605 SHARE T H E MAGIC OF LOVE, laughter and adventure with robust, blonde, blue-eyed SWF, 52, who knows

how to make you feel loved and cher ished. Seeking NS, youthful, tallish WM, 42-56, who is humorous, spontaneous, imaginative and adventurous, for a life time of cuddling, kissing and romance. 64557 SANE (HA!), SPIRITED, SOLVENT, fit, adorable DNSPF, 34, with one child (half-time) seeks fun(ny), independent self-realized M(s) (preferrably w/ vasecto my), 30+, w/ child(ren) or who admires children to create edifying relationship(s). Interests: hiking, skiing, running, canoe ing, diving, homeopathy, dancing, medi tation, Republicans (Not!), sex, arts. 64610 LOOKING FOR WHAT? D ON ’T really know. Surprise me. DPWF, 45, fit, athletic, independent, straight-forward, nice & looking, fun & loving, openminded. You? 64619 ADVENTUROUS WOMAN. SWPF, 43. Do you like hiking peaks, kayak/sailing, biking or snowshoeing uncharted territories? How about dancing, theatre, reading, communicating, sunsets & full moons? Are you intelligent, progressive, honest, romantic, enjoy physical connec tion & between 35-45? I’d like to meet you,64608 APPLE PIE, BASHFUL, CUDDLY, cautious, delicious, electrifying, evermore fascinating, gregarious, happy, indepen dent, irresistible, joyful, kites, lovable, laughter, mornings, naive, openness, playful, quandary, robust, starry-eyed, sensitive, tomboy, travel, unique, velvet, vivacious WiWF, 48, wishes xtraordinary, youthful, zestful SWM to create a new language of life. 64614 STRONG, YOUNG STUDENT seeks contemporary cowboy. Call soon if you’re equally strong & tender, 21-26. Be eager to embrace life and maybe me. 64576 OBJET TROUVE. OPULENT brunette, 30’s, distinctive, creative, tena cious, with long bones and a wild intel lect, invites someone fine and true to walk through this world. 64596

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SWF, 22, BRUNETTE/HAZEL EYES, outgoing, fun and loves to laugh. Tired of immature guys. Seeking SWM, 21-25. Looking for honest relationships & laughs. 64581 GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL packages. SWPF, 31, NS/ND, petite, physically fit/active, educated, creative, enjoys outdoors, music, cultural events and the finer things in life... like a hand some SWPM, 30’s, NS/ND, w/ same interests, physically fit/active, well edu cated, romantic, respectful, honest, car ing, kind, gentleman. 64586 SEXY, BUT SHY & DYING FOR A kosher kitchen! SJPF, 21, 5’1", musician, hiker, biker & computer nerd, NS, ND, not shomer-shabbat. I have all my own hair - lots of it! Please respond if you are 21-30, SJM & looking for a beautiful Jewish woman to make music & laugh with. Observance level & hairline not important. 64599 DOWN-TO-EARTH & FUN-LOV ING SWF, 21, seeks traditional yet zany SWM, 21, for romantic & wild times. Very attractive, but not perfect, and look ing for the same. 64601 CORPORATE OFFICIANADO BY day, earth goddess by night. 32 YO SWF ISO M of many passions who wants to come over & play house w/ me. 64567 SUBMISSIVE F, 48, NEEDS DOM I NATE male. Me: average height & looks, 230 lbs. You: D/S okay, color unimportant. No ropes or chains. Attitude (bad) is important. 64559 SWPF, 35, ATHLETIC, WELL educated, well travelled, ISO bright, dynamic SWPM, 35-45, w/ similar background. You’re an avid skier, sailor and fly fisher man who loves living in VT and escaping occasionally (NYC, Rockies, Caribbean) for LTR w/ friendship first. 64569 INTENSE, SEXY GODDESS SEEKS a sleazy - hip - deep guy who likes to DANCE. 64571 HONEST & SINCERE DWPF, 41, 5’4”, physically fit, enjoys positive think ing, rock, jazz, scenic rides & sunsets, ISO D/SPM, 35-48, financially & emo tionally secure, 5’10” +. 64540

BIKINI CLAD, HARD BODY, striking, petite, blonde, professional woman seek ing professional, financially secure M, 40-50, for workouts, dancing, sailing, sports, cultural events and FUN! 64543 IN CENTRAL VERMONT: fine food, fine art, fitness, frolic and fun w/ felici tous F, 39. Be fabulous first to respond to final call for S/DPM, 35-45. Friendship first. No fiends, fatuous fetishes or feudal old farts. 64558 CALLING ALL FOOLS! This is no joke. We call male folk to gather April one for an evening of fun. We are women of independent means, intelli gent, articulate, with outstanding genes. Be 40-50, honest and sincere, men of quality, looking for cheer. 64496 WANTED: 3 B’S. Attractive, 5’5” SNSP ISO a gentleman taller than me w/ brains (professional), body and blonde (well, that’s optional). I’m financially indepen dent, very assertive & competitive. Looking for similar. Likes: skiing, motor cycling, working out & playing. Late 20’s through early 40s, please. 64494 SEEKING A PARTNER. ATTRAC TIVE SPF, 35, 5’8”, seeks intelligent and fit SPM, 35-45, who likes smart women. Love of art and literature a big +. 64521 I’M LOOKING FOR A TALL, ODDLY shaped man. One who doesn’t smoke, but loves long, adventurous journeys, unexplored destinations, book smart and fun loving. 64522 IMPORTANT THINGS: compassion, honesty, intelligence, friendship, growth, belly laughs. Cool stuff: sunshine, skiing, hiking, travel, reading, music, spicy food. Active SWPF, 30, seeks SPM, 28-34, NS/ND, to explore possibilities for rela tionship. 64499 RATHER SOAR W / T H E EAGLES than buzz w/ the mosquitos? Fly w/ me! Genuine SPF, 30s, intelligent mind, warm heart, caring soul, physically attractive/fit. 64518

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MEN SEEKING W OM EN ASIAN F SOUGHT FOR FRIEND SHIP and, hopefully, a relationship. I am SWM, 27, attractive, blonde hair/blue eyes. Call/write and I’ll tell you more. 64684 TOM HANKS STUNT DOUBLE. SWM, 24, futbol nut w/ creative pizzazz, seeking SW lady, 21-26, fit, who’s not jealous (admittedly); impulsive, has dance moves and can be flaunted. 64696 SWM, 31, QUIET, SENSITIVE, lov able, into movies, music, rollerblading, books, long walks at sunset, good conver sation; seeking LTR w/ SF, NS/ND. Tired of games? Call/write me! 64694 SWM, HEALTHY, FIT, 57 YO, BUT looks younger; likes outdoors, nature, long walks, jogging, talking, listening; seeking slim, healthy woman, 39-51, no dependent children. 64695 PARTNER SOUGHT FOR THE Dance of Life. Priorities: exploration, cre ativity, wholeness, home, intimacy and laughter. Beautiful, sensitive, strong, SWM, 28, seeks F, 20-34, pf passion, vigor and dreams. 64690 SWM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, 33, W / A passion for cooking, sailing, film, dance, and the outdoors. Seeks witty, artsy, intelligent F’s, 23-33, for friendship. 64663 LONG-HAIRED COUNTRY BOY, 39, healthy, down-to-earth, independent, would like to meet someone w/ a sense of humor and a life. Age/race unimpor tant, but grown-ups need not apply! Call or write w/ your definition of fun. 64664 HIKING PARTNER WANTED! SM, 40, ND, NA, fit, attractive, happy, healthy and growing! I also like bicycling, fly-fishing, playing pool, reading, movies and art. 64668 SWM, 41, 5’8”, HAIRY, SMOKER, seeks F’s, 18-45, any race, non-drunk ards, romantic, movies, music, lasting relationship, relocatable. Photos. No games. 64669 LOVABLE COURT JESTER, 28, AN all-American dude, loves baseball and apple pie. Be passionate Queen in my court. Laughs required. 64670 SWM, 43, SEARCHING FOR LOVE. Warm, caring, loving man—enjoys out doors, sunsets, movies, dining, quiet times at home— looking for SF, 25-45, slender, fit, sexy, loving, loyal for future commitment. 64671 WANTED: ONE GOOD-HEARTED woman who’s adventurous, assertive, independent, attractive, articulate, com passionate, slender, playful, optimistic; loves music, romance, laughter, candlelit evenings, walks, NS/ND. Be a SPF, 2535, ISO SPM, 29, gentleman w/ similar & other desires. Photo please. 64672 DWM, 38, FROM NY, BUT IN VT A lot, seeks S/DWF for friendship for sure and hopefully more. I’m clever, witty & cute, so please don’t be mute! Smoker & joker, but serious, too. 64665 SURREALISM NEED NOT EXIST only in the personal section of your local ’zine. Grease up & slide into my twisted world of deep-fried dementia. 64675 WM, 56, STABLE, HEALTHY, witty, considerate, seeks mature WF, any age/size to enjoy life’s pleasures. 64679 CENTRAL VT DWM, 42, SEEKING a fit woman w/ family values. I enjoy the outdoors, dogs, hiking, talking, spirituali ty and intimacy. All answered. 64650 ATHLETIC WM, 5’11”, 190 LBS., handsome and open-minded, ISO mature F for domination/submission; women’s shoe worship. Sincere only. 64652

LOVES TH E OUTDOORS, NOT the bars. Part-time dad, 39, happy, positive, motivated, supportive, fit; determined to live an extraordinary life despite being imperfect —only growing. ISO a special F of similar qualities w/ an appetite for romance and passion. 64653 DOMINANT F (18-52) WANTED TO submit to as slave, servant, houseboy. Be pretty, sexy or beautiful. Wear attractive shoes/boots. Me: Tall, dark, handsome, submissive. 64644 JUST HOPING YOU’RE THE perfect match for a SWM, 29, who’s prof. & responsible, yet young & spontaneous. 64645

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SHALL HOUSE IN country setting. Built in late 60’s and artistically laid out w/ taste ful decorating, contemporary styling and a nice view; struc turally sound and well main tained w/ recent addition in the early 90's. Call for details & an appointment. Prepare to negotiate.

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DOMINANT M AND MASTER seeks submissive F pets & slaves, 24-42, who possess beauty, class & style for BDSM, rapture, ecstasy & communion. 64654 DWM, 46, TALL, FIT, PROFESSION AL, passionate, romantic, relatively sane. Musician into bicycling, sailing, skiing, motorcycles, etc. seeking attractive com panion, 30-45, to share laughter. 64656 SWM, 50, 5’H ”, 155 LBS., ND, light drinker/smoker. You: SF aggressive, strong, self-assured and willing to take charge. Can be closeted Bi or gay. Me: nice guy, very passive, very willing to please. Let’s talk/write. 64655 W H O DARES, WINS. TALL, intelligent, blue-eyed SWM, 41, humorous, seeking shapely SWF who’s not afraid to look out into the starry heavens and dream. 64658 SWM, 23, ACTIVE, EDUCATED, non-cigarette smoking, native Vermonter w/ extensive interests ISO SF w/ strong soul, mind and body to explore stillness in time... 64626 I’M A READER, WALKER & painter; a middle-aged ex-New Yorker; something of a fish out of water in VT, but trying. If you’re 35+, let’s see if we can talk com fortably to each other and take it from there. 64627 SWPM, 30, ISO SWPF, 29-34, Rutland area, for LTR. Enjoy staying fit, out doors, walks, dogs, dining in/out. Kids okay. Tell me about yourself. 64628

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TALL, DARK & HANDSOME is easy. Finding you isn’t! Loyal, lascivious Latin ISO vivacious, veracious VT vixen, 2734, NS/ND. Beauty & athleticism required. 64630 LOVE IS FUN, FUN IS LOVE. DWM, 5 8”, 145 lbs., very youthful 46, some times professional, likes nature, travel, photography, laughing and sunsets. I’m open minded & secure. 64639 S. AMERASIAN M, 28, 5’9”, outgoing, kind-hearted guy enjoys travel, movies, wine & dine, seeks companion, 23-35, for friendship and possibly more. 64636 HANDSOME, ATTRACTIVE, roman tic SWM, 31, 5’10”, 155 lbs., seeks simi lar traits in a trim woman, 18-35. Looking for friendship, fun and possible relationship. 64641 UP ALL NIGHT! SWM, 33, SMOK ER, ISO petite F, 24-40, who under stands my hours. I’m a fun, decent look ing & easy-going M w/ character. 64616 LIFE IS A HIGHWAY. Would you like to explore life’s adventures w/ an ener getic, honest, caring, optimistic, athletic, secure, humorous lovebug. NSSWM, 37, desires fun, attractive, petite SWF, 28-42, to share life’s magic together. 64556 HORNY OLD GOAT (SWM, 41) seeks promiscuous younger heifer for LTR. O.K. if you’ve claved. 64618 SWPM, 31, 5’10”, 180 LBS., looking for LTR. 64611 NO MORE HEAD GAMES, PLEASE. Slim, attractive, 40ish DWM seeks same in S/DF. You should be witty, romantic, sensual, love Bogart, wine, candle light, long, sensual evenings. 64607 DWM, 37, 5 7 ”, ISO F, 28-36, independent, adventurous, creative. Want to share music, nature, quiet walks, candle light dining. NS/ND, love kids. 64620 CENTRAL VT SWM, 26, SEEKING NS SWF. I love skiing, going to the beach, sporty cars. I also love to go places and enjoy movies. 64612 DWM, 43, BROWN EYES/AUBURN hair, 200 lbs., 6’2”, w/ a good build. I enjoy fishing, hunting, movies, music, dancing, dinning out, weight lifting, canoeing, biking, quiet nights. 64606 SERIOUS 21 YO PROF. CATHOLIC College student seeks same/older F. Attractive, prof, personality, NS/ND. We’ll ice/inline skate, bike, hang out w/ friends. Looking only for a friend, to start. 64613 PASSIONATE LOVER, 34, CUTE Frenchman, NS, DSWM, 6’, brown eyes, soft heart for honesty, respect, fami lies, good natured, sensual, love to spoil nonmaterially, healthy upbringing. 64602 LOOK NO FURTHER. George Clooney type seeks Sandra Bullock type for fun, adventure, friendship, romance. Only SWF, 30-40, fit, attractive, intelli gent need apply. 64603 WANTED: SWF, 18-22, ATHLETIC, smart, student, for an Italian Stallion, 20, fun-loving SWM. 64575 SWM, 25, ATHLETIC, LOOKING for a Rubenesque, full-figured woman for sexual encounters. I’m clean, sincere and appreciate the erotic qualities of a large woman. 64578 51 YO, WiP SAILNUT ISO SAME, fit, irreverent, secure SWPF who likes work ing out, dancing, laughing, fine wine and fun, Let’s cruise life’s treasures. 64594 ROMANCE & LAUGHTER. This 32 YO, slender SWM living in Burlington is looking for a best friend to romance & laugh with. I like horses, quiet times, etc. Me: NS/ND. 64595 DESCRIPTIVE WORDS: SPDM, selective, good-looking, slim, tall, blonde, 44, adventurous, respect, trust, fun, sen sual, creative, sensitive, special, ISO simi lar, 28-38, attractive, slim, tall, intellectu al. 64579 RECENTLY DWM, 32, LONELY & seeking playful SF, 24-36, for friendship, romantic encounters, long walks, sensual, adult fun. Not ready for commitment yet. 64580 LOVE IS YOU AND ME. SWM, 6’, 185 lbs., 30’s, professional, educated, likes nature, laughing, tennis, books, cooking, ISO slender, witty SF to share good times. 64587 SWM, SUCCESSFUL, “OLD” hippie 5 ’6”, 36 YO - seeks young (or young at heart) hippie for fun in the sun. Bright moments include: music, the arts, back roads, easy trails and the best life in VT has to offer. Above average appearance, intelligence and intuition. 64600 SWM, 26, ATTRACTIVE, BRIGHT, warm, passionate, romantic, seeks same in SBF, 18-26, for serious relationship. 64592 TAKE TH E MORNING OFF & enjoy the company of this clean, fit, secure WM, 40. Let’s light a fire & explore our mutual concupiscence. 64589

LET’S DANCE!! SWPM, 40’s, active, attractive, fit & funny, passionate, romantic, seeks outgoing, friendly, fit, but not fanatic about exercise. Likes ten nis, canoeing, hiking. 64597 ROMANTIC IN WORD & FLESH. SM, 37, ISO intellectually/culturally inclined S/DF, 30-45. I’m tall, athletic, attractive, sharp features w/ soft edges. Love arts, cooking, conversation over wine; fluent in French. 64598 BALANCED, SWPM, 34, 6’, handsome, secure, educated, well travelled. Enjoys x-country, downhill, sailing, hik ing, biking, blading, books, theatre, music, ethnic food. Seeking attractive, fit SWPF, 26-36, with pleasant disposition and similar interests for friendship, possi ble LTR. 64585 25 YO, 5’H ”, 155 LBS. PROFES SIONAL seeking fun times. Give me a call if you’re 18-30. 64563 ONCE, AND FOR ALL TIME, searching for the love of a lifetime. SWM, 35, 6’, 175 lbs., attractive, fit, educated, NS executive, affectionate, devoted. Central VT. 64565 LAST ONE LEFT. WARM, W O N DERFUL, wild and willing, tall, outgo ing, handsome, fun to be with kinda guy wants the best woman in VT to step up and take my hand. Be brave, be attrac tive, be real, be 28-45. 64566 WILL THE REAL PERSON PLEASE stand up? I’m a SWM, 31, tall, attractive, professional, high IQ, creative, genuine, believe relationship is the key to happi ness. If you’re 25-30 and believe in des tiny, mutuality, friendship, total intimacy and true connection, please respond. 64570 MENSCH, KIND, SUPER-UNCLE, 40 years young, 5’5”, NS/ND SWM. World citizen and traveler looking for the special woman to grow together and play, laugh and cry together. All replies answered. 64544 TO KNOW ME IS TO WANT TO know me better. Imaginative, kind, humorous dog lover is waiting to join you for walks into Spring. 64552 SWM, 27, SEEKS SNOWBOARDER, Phish-head, taker of massive doses of X. Age, weight doesn’t matter. 64547 I REALLY NEED A DATE! Young, pro fessional M, 38, blah, blah, blah. I thought girls just wanna have fun! 64553 WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE TO feel deep connection and passion, sharing love of outdoors and culture? Good look ing, in shape SWPM seeks similar SWF, 26-36. 64555 WIDE-EYED, SWEET, VORACIOUS lover of life seeks mate of depth & reso nance willing to go beyond fear. SWM, 37, interests: extraordinary health, Tao, music, Tipis, outdoors, passion beyond passion, my dog. 64497 ISO YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, MILTON girl (oxymoron?) with all her teeth (fan tasy?), rich (owns trailer), athletic (cow tipping), enjoys games (cow-pie bingo), fashionable (flannel) and independent (works). 64525 OUTDOORS ENTHUSIAST. SWM, 27, 6’, 170 lbs., physically active, sincere, romantic, enjoys travel, sunsets, laughter. ISO SWF, 22-35, petite, athletic, adven turous nature lover. 64508 EXTRAORDINARY RELATIONSHIP sought by intelligent, creative, romantic, handsome man w/ integrity loving life, expressing feelings easily and emotionally available. I’m genuine, affectionate, enjoy conversing, have plenty of humor, too. I love skiing, movies, music, traveling. Seeking happy, fit, responsible F, 30-45, with brains, heart, esteem, smiles. 64501 SWM, 34, VERY ATHLETIC, ENJOYS skiing, skinny-dipping and most other outdoor sports, seeks SWPF. Should be easy-going and down to earth. 64523 YOU: WILD, TALL, LONG LEGS and luscious, full lips. Me: handsome and a very suave dude. Let’s meet! 64524 SPM SEEKS LTR. OFFERING KINDness and understanding. I am fit, active and intellectually curious. You are 25-40 w/ similar qualities and feminine. 64510 CO-CONSPIRATOR/COLLABORATOR wanted. DWM, 41, active and ath letic, yet cultured and spiritual. Varied interests include kayaking, running, hors es, sailing, the written page, the big screen. Travel on an Irish passport. Fulfilled by work, but not a workaholic. Occasionally still climbs trees. Ever the romantic with unscarred heart and gently sarcastic humor. Looking to conspire, collaborate and play with a thoughtful, financially stable, at least college-educat ed woman with sense of purpose and sense of humor. 64490_____ __________ I’M LOOKING FOR A F who can boogie. I mean really get down. 64514 GOOD GUY LOOKING FOR GOOD woman. Hey, stranger things have hap pened. SWNSM, 31, seeking roughly the same in a female version. 64535

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PERS ON < TO > PERS ON BUBBLE BATH, WINE, MASSAGE, dinner? If you’re under 40 and not over weight, call. I’m 5’10”, 170 lbs. and need you to spoil. LTR possible. 64536 VT COWBOY, 40’S, DWM, NS/ND, hardworking, fit, handsome, down-toearth, seeks attractive, fit, romantic WNSND cowgirl to ride the range with. No couch potatoes. 64531 PART-TIME GROWN-UP W HO YELLS “MOVIE” IN A FIREHOUSE!. Muscular, world traveler, handsome, 32 going on 27, NSSWPM seeks attractive, active, intelligent, fiesty garlic-loving SWPF, 27-35. Lively conversation and laughs are guaranteed! 64512 BORED? LONELY? 25 YO, SLIM, attractive SWM seeks exciting encounters (day or night) with older (35+) F. Size/ shape/race unimportant. Discretion assured. Call! 64533 LOOKING FOR F W HO WORKS and likes to cuddle, is romantic and takes relationships seriously. Hobbies: camp ing, movies, dining out and romantic evenings. 64530 SWM, 24, SEEKING SOMEONE TO share fun times. Looking for SF, 18-25. Please, no head games or emotional bag gage. 64517 SWM, 22, SEEKING FUN! Likes to go out and quiet nights; likes to ride on motorcycles. Please, no head games, just fun. 64519 LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GO out and have a good time with. If you are 29-35 and sick of the same old stuff, let’s meet. 64516

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN 20 YO F COLLEGE STUDENT, occa sionally spontaneous, enjoys outdoors exploring nature and being indoors exploring life, funny & intelligent, looking for friendship, maybe more. 64685 HI! 22 YO LESBIAN SEEKING friend ship w/ other lesbian(s) in the Montpelier area. I am really nice. You should call me. 64688 29 YO LESBIAN, PROFESSIONAL, athletic, NS, married to my first and only, curious and looking for more, seeks someone for no-strings-attached friend ship and fun. 64657 GBF, 62, LOOKING FOR LTR. Must be 40+, love sports, and travel by car or train, love dancing, NS/ND. Call. 64634 SWF, 22, 5’5”, 118 LBS., blonde, new to VT. Pagan into music, tattoos, danc ing, movies & conversation. ISO G/BiF for friendship, possible LTR. 64583 VERY RELIGIOUS, LOVING LES BIAN ISO sister seeker. I’m gorgeous, vibrant, alive in my body. You’re proud, free, mentally healthy. Let’s sing, hike, weave beauty together. 64498

MEN SEEKING MEN GWPM, 38, GOOD LOOKING, mas culine, muscular, active, passive, sense of humor; enjoys hiking, camping, tennis, fishing, etc.; seeking dominant males w/ same interests for fun, friendship. 64681 DWM, 40, 5'10”, 170 LBS., IS offering you a stress-relieving massage. You’re 1822, clean, thin, discreet and need a rea son to smile. 64692

BiWMM, 42, VISITS BURLINGTON regularly, seeks other BiWM or GWM, 18-45, for discreet, good times. Clean, honest, sincere only. 64485 BiWM, 5’9”, 165 LBS., NS, SEXY, discreet, 38, adventurous, submissive, ISO discreet, trim friend under 40 for fun, not relationship. Eager for your call. 64667 BOOMER STRIKES 50! GM, exhibits fitness, pride, self-respect, intelligence, sensuality, sexuality, NS, seeks similar men, approximately 38-56, for social interactions, possibly more. Fitness important. 64649 GOOD MAN/MANY QUALITIES, 37, 6’, professional, enjoys gardening, dining, theatre and other activities. Seeking GM, 30-50, wanting to spend meaningful times together; who realizes truthfulness, kindness and caring must be shared equally, not one-sided. 64661 BUTCH, BEARDED, BALDING, bondage, bottom bear, 40’s, 5’11”, 195 lbs., seeks experienced top men to explore & expand my limits. Intelligence & creativity a plus! 64629 I SAID I*D n e v e r d o t h i s a g a i n , but here I am... AGAIN! GWPM, 29, 175 lbs., 6’, searching for NS, debonair dude, 25-35, for hugging and holding. Tired of the same old perverts. Friends first, jogging partner a plus. Life’s too short to be alone. 64638 GWM, 30, GOOD-LOOKING, 6 1 ”, 185 lbs., short, dark-brown hair w/ mus tache, clean, safe, smoker seeking bot toms only, preferably Bi, 20-30. No strings, discretion assured. 64604 QUALITY MAN, 40, SEEKS FRIEND/ companion who excels in honesty, loyalty and kindness. Looks & status are not essential, character is. All replies answered. 64617

GWM, 28, 5’8”, 125 LBS., BR./BR., usually quiet and solitary by choice, enjoys occasional socializing. Interests include musical performance, dancing (no loud music), Architectural Digest, genealogy, museums and parks, seeking GM, 23-35, w/ similar interests. Must be out & proud and NS. 64615 BiWM, 36, CURIOUS, ISO GOODlooker, 18-26, for friendship, travel and more. Discreet, clean fun, no strings, but much to offer. 64561 GWPM, 30’S, FRENCH/ITALIAN, 5’9”, 220 lbs., smoker, masculine, pas sive, clean, safe, discreet. Ethnicity/race unimportant. Seeking Bi or curious dom inant males. No strings attached. 64562 GWM, 37, LOOKS LIKE motorcycle gangster, actually very gentle, looking for younger guy; conversation, friendship first; feminine fine. Be yourself, not lone ly! Leave message/number. 64564 QUIET, CULTURED, MATURE, Sagittarian ISO presentable, intellectually capable, younger archer for... ever. 64542 WANT TO MEET YOU. GWM, 52, looking for SGM my age or older for friendship and more. Let’s spend some time together. 64545 WM, 20‘S, SEEKS OTHER MALES, 18-35, for bedroom activities. No chubbies. 64502 GWM, 30, BURT REYNOLDS LOOK, seeking fun & friendship w/ no strings attached. I’m in a open relationship. You: clean, safe, masculine. Seeking preferrably bottoms. 64507 BiAM, 26, 5’6”, 125 LBS., EDUCAT ED, good looking, seeks B/WM for dis creet, good time. Must be clean. 64532

WE’RE AN ATTRACTIVE MWC, 30’s, interested in meeting other couples for friendship and fun. We’re fit, clean & discreet. Expect same. 64678 TIRED OF SOCIAL PATHOS (re: social drudgery)? Go ahead and date “me”! GM looking to get involved w/ male/female couple for first time meet ing! 64673 LADIES, ARE YOU TIRED OF TH1 same old same old? Adult fun and frolii Photo appreciated & discretion absolute ly assured. 36 YO male. 64632 PEAK BAGGER. SWF, 43, LOOKING to meet men/women who are interested in hiking peaks in the Northeast. All Seasons. 64609 ECLECTIC Bi COUPLE SEEKS BiM for safe, discreet encounters. We are 40ish, educated, professional, fit and trim. Give us a aill soon. 64623

I SPY COFFEE ROASTERS, WAITSFIELD, 4/17. You: beautiful, dark eyes/hair, wore navy wool, over filled your coffee. Me: strawberry blonde, mustache. Are you free? Care to talk? 64682_____________ CHEFS TABLE, 4/24. You: F, black Boston Marathon turtleneck, enjoying lunch, fantastic smile. Me: M, with co workers, wishing I was at your table. Dessert? 64683_____________________ SWEET TOMATOES, LATE, 4/19. Great eye contact. You were alone, I was not. How can I find you? 64662 MS. DEMPSY, 4/20, UNIVERSITY Mall. Me: ever vigil employee of Record Town. We talked a little about slow friends. Care to talk some more? 64680

5 digit box numbers can be contacted either through voice mail or by letter. 3 digit box numbers can only be contacted by letter. Send letter along w/ S5 to PO Box 1164, Burlington, VI 05402

To respond to mailbox ads: : response in an envelope, write box# Seal n the outside and place in another envelope with $5 lor each response and address to: x . PERSON TO PERSON do , . SEVEN DAYS, RO. Box 1164, - Burlington, VT 05402

XX VERS. 1968 W/ GRIN, CAT, DOG and feet suitable for dancing or hiking, ISO similar XY to share romps, stories, wine and joy. Box 140______________________ HELLO! SWF, 20 YO, STARTING A career as an LNA, wants a little TLC. No neaa pie; head games, please! Box 142 MARRIED W F s: e a r c h in g f o r discreet M, 25-35, to share erotic encounters. Photo a must. Discretion imperative. Pleasure assured. No photo, no dice. Box 141 VERY PRETTY, CHARMING, WELL read, athletic, blondish hair, blue-grey eyes, 28, 5’5”, 115 lbs., seeks sophisticated cd ssuit ors, 27-41. I adore old cars, flying in tiny planes and boats of all sorts. Please send photo and brief note describing yourself and interests for prompt response. Box 137

DWF, 40’S, NS/ND, SINCERE, honest, witty, sensitive, seeks soft-spoken, gentle giant, stable WM without baggage, head games or drugs. Like dancing, travel, oldies, fishing. Box 134 D O N T SKT, DON’T HIKE, DON’T " "" snowmobile, can’t swim seeking man in 40’s w/ similar interests. Box 131 UNIQUE SJF, 40’S W/ A PASSTONTOR the arts, traveling & people; living in the N.E. Kingdom; looking for man w/ brains, charm, looks & humor. Box 127 SENSITIVE, FUNNY, LOVABLE, tough, compassionate, 56 YO grandmother ISO M companion. Must be healthy & enjoy TV, eating out, laughter, visiting family. NS/ND, employed or retired. Box 122 STTT87MATURL7EMOTIONALLY and physically, looking for M who’s the same (18-20). I love food, good movies & laugh ter. A little romance appreciated! Box 115 BEITER CHECKYOUR WATCH. A---friend says I’ve done it baejewards: dog and house before partner. Nah, you’re just late. ISO playful, intelligent M, 26-34. Box 118 DID YOU LOVEROBERT BOSWELL’S Mystery Ride? I’m 46 YO and I’d like to talk. Box 110 SWF, 32, 5’2VAUBURN/BLUE, buxom mother; M.A. Psychology, singer/songwritcr/artist/intellectual; have mood disor der. ISO LTR w/ kind, compassionate, funny, bright man. Box 112

OLDER WOMAN NEEDED. Goodlooking, very intelligent SWM, 26, very open & honest, friendly, passionate, romantic and sensual, desires S/DF, 3545, attractive & intelligent, not over weight, sensitive, friendly, open & hon est, sensual & romantic, who enjoys deep conversation, outdoors, good massage, dancing and much more. Box 136 STARTING TO DATE. Me: DPNSNDM, athletic, secure, handsome, hardbodied, honest, kind, many interests. You: attractive (inside & out), exercise oriented, 35-45, Washington County preferred. Responses answered. Box 135 TALL, BROWN/BLUE PISCES, 43, seeks nurturing Capricorn - tactful, pri vate w/ penetrating psychological beam, history,geography, an, finance, reading, dreaming, warm, ambitious. Box 130 DWM, 40, 6 T ”, 3RD SHIFT, NICE, quiet guy, enjoys walks, biking, camping, gardening, skating and candle-light din ners. ISO SWF, petite, NS, 30-40, w/ similar interests. Box 128 RETIRED DPM, FIT, ENERGETIC. Interests: people, classical music, politics literature, travel, good cuisine. Compassionate, considerate, caring, good sense of humor. ISO NSF, 55 or older,

BiWM, 52, LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER, in great shape, seeks frolic and fun. Discreet. Let’s start by exchanging photos. Box 133 PLEASE SEND PHOTO if you can, and I will do the same. Thank you. Box 126 PROFESSIONAL WM, 40, ATTRACTIVE, sincere and clean, welcomes a dis creet, masculine M who seeks meaningful, physical contact. I’m also a good listener. All replies answered. Box 121 CENTRAL VT, MARRlElTBiM, 377slender, in shape mountain man seeks humor ous BiM for friendship and wild times out doors. Clean & discreet. Box 116

compatible, interests, culture w/ sparkle & internal beauty. Box 129 S.O.S. SWM, 32, 6T ”, seeks disaster 'relief. I’m flooded w/ lonely thoughts. Short of soul food. Send help A.S.A.P. Will work for you. Box 120 A TO Z. Athletic, bilingual composer desires energetic female, genuinely hedo nistic. I’m jocular, king-sized, lean, magmanimous, nicotine opposed, passionate. Quest: relaxed senioress, tolerant, under standing, vibrant woman. Xpress your zip code. Box 117 SECOND-SHIFT WORK MAKES IT hard to date; been too long since I’ve had a mate. You’re petite, between 30 & 50. Won’t we be nifty? Box 114

WC, 40’S, FUN, OFF-BEAT SOH, likes golf, cards and especially you know what(!), seeking other couples for these and other activities. Letters only. Photo. Box 138 Bi CURIOUS, ATTRACTIVE, TRIM, intelligent and sincere professional, 50’s, w/ libido to burn, seeks similar M or couple to discreetly share intimacy if chemistry and comfort are mutual. Box 132 COUPLES WANTED TO TRAVEL, dine out, shop, do stuff with and movies (home & walk-ins). For more info write. Box 115

MARRIED, CURIOUS WF LOOKING for same or single BiF, 20’s, to share special moments. Love camping & beaches. Photo appreciated & discretion assured. Box 123

SIZZLING WHITE MAN. BiWM seeks anyone for discreet, safe times, passionate massages and versatile daytimes. Any age, race, weight and lifestyle. Box 139

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LOTS OF KIDS STUFF • Pony Rides

rock climbing wall in the state!

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Skydiving Soaring

Meet The Vermont Wanderers, the NEW Pro Soccer Team

OVER 1 2 0 DOOR PRIZES 5 Door Prizes will be awarded every hour the show * Bear Creek Mirage Canoe • Bic Calypso Windsurfer • Fitness Club Memberships * Tandem Skydive Jump ’ Soaring Plane Ride f o r Two ’ White Water Rafting Trip

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DOOR PRIZE 1 Week's Use of a Beautiful RV

' Scuba Diving Certificate Lessons ’ Browning Deceptor Compound Bow PLUS LOTS, LOTS M ORE!

at Bayley's Resort on the Coast of Maine! Compliments of

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Softball

Try O ut O u r

Soccer

30 FOOT

Spin Casting

INDOOR POOL

W in d su rfin g is ju s t o n e o f m a n y

Spinning Aerobics Sports Chiropractic Medicine Swim m ing Tennis Trap £ Skeet Shooting Water Dog Training Weight Training White Water Rafting

CO-SPONSORS:

RRUEGGER’S BAGELS

PRODUCED BY: The Green Mountain Sports Center and Yellow Dog Productions SPECIAL THANKS TO: PrintTech, Shepnell Pools and Sly Dog Graphics