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MOVED BY KATEY'S STORY To Jernigan Pontiac: I just fin ished reading your story [Hackie] for the May 16 edition of Seven Days. I am not sure what has com pelled me to write this, but I was very moved. Many of the stories you write about hold a special emotion in them, regardless of whether that is your intention. This weeks story, about “Katey,” particularly moved me. While I am not a single parent and have never struggled with the same experiences as she, my heart goes out to her. Having known several single parents in my life, I know that she faces significant chal lenges, particularly in the dating world. As you alluded to in your story, her friendships have suffered. But also, in dating, especially at this point, her confidence is likely at a very low point. I’m a 27-year-old single guy in this city, and I know what it’s like to be around people who don’t have the highest level of maturity. But I am single by choice, because of my deep passion for true love. That poor girl that you wrote about, right now, just needs some friends, people to hold onto, to give her hugs, to let her know things are going to be OK. [Katey]... is very, very lucky. The point you made in your story is the point I think you were try

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it is being criticized because oppo nents feel that it strips away the dignity provided to same-sex cou ples through civil unions. Rep. Flory denies that charge. If she feels strongly that the reciprocal benefits law does not diminish the dignity of a “couples” relationship, then she should consider repealing Vermont’s marriage laws and replacing them with reciprocal benefits. Or, she should advocate for, reciprocal benefits in addition to marriage and civil unions. I think her reluctance to take either of those steps reveals the true intent of this legislation and should be opposed. — Tom Bisson Montpelier IN SUPPORT OF SEN. JEFFORDS While I have only lived in Vermont since 1988, I cherish, am proud of and enjoy living in this state I now call home. Senator Jeffords’ decision to become an Independent has deepened and enriched that sense of pride I have. As an Independent myself, I fully welcome and support Senator Jeffords’ decision. Since Vermont is gaining a true independent in the U.S. Senate, I now feel much better represented. I am completely confident that Senator Jeffords will continue to

serve Vermont and our nation well. I also believe that, with his deci sion, he has done more than any one has in a long time to give poli tics and our political process a much-needed shot in the arm. Now average citizens may begin to feel they have someone at a higher political level to relate to, be repre sented by and have as a role model for their making a difference in various meaningful ways them selves. I am grateful to Senator Jeffords for his courage, sense of dignity and the depth of respect that he has shown in standing firm for what is best for our state, the people of Vermont, the nation as a whole and everything he believes in and holds sacred. — Morgan W. Brown Montpelier ODE TO SOY We had to respond to Susan Green’s article [“Where’s the Tofu,” May 16] in your food issue. We’re quite sure Susan has never visited the deli at Moon Meadow Market or interviewed our chef. To correct the shallow com ments made, we are not a do-ityourself deli. We are a full-service deli. We have three to five tofu dishes every day — grilled Asian

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. , ..This winter, “Don’t Mess With Texas” bumper stickers have broken out on Capitol Hill like chickj en pox. But this week, green and white “Don’t Mess With Vermont” bumper stickers are the hottest item by Far in Washington, D.C. Last Thursday, May 24, a “nuclear” explosion in Death Threats — There was no shortage of uni formed and plain-clothes security at the Radisson Burlington, Vermont was heard around the world. Hotel Thursday morning. The hotel was ground The bold and brave act of Vermont’s soft-spoken, | spear-chucking Republican, now Independent, U.S. zero for Jeffords’ historic moment. We counted no fewer than i3 satellite trucks 1 Sen. Jim Jeffords made history parked outside beaming live Jeezum Jim put conscience video to a worldwide audience. and principle and Vermont above Vermont GOP party chair j party label. It was the perfect man Patrick Garahan arrived birthday present for 60-year-old hours before Jeezum Jim to tell Bob Dylan. ’he times are still aanyone with a microphone that changin’. Jim Jeffords was a “Benedict Out of the mob of national Arnold” who was about to I print media types who descended “betray” the Vermont electorate. on Burlap to record a first draft Patsy told Seven Days, “Based of history, Scott MacKay of the on the calls we’ve gotten | Providence Journal nailed it best: already, I hope Jim has physical It was an improbable specta security.” cle: a man so unassuming he is Burlington Police, Vermont known as “Jeezum Jim,” from a State Police and the FBI were state of no consequence in out in force. Dozens of death American politics, changes the threats — the exact number course of the most powerful govremains confidential — were j ernment on earth by simply statphoned in to Jeezum’s j ing he no longer believes in the Washington office as well as his . party he grew up in. offices around Vermont. Angry, Mr. MacKay, after all, has a nasty calls were even received at good feel for Vermont. He’s a the Statehouse in Montpelier. It UVM grad who in the 1970s appears the national right-wing washed dishes at the Rusty radio nut cases were urging Scuffer on Church Street. “Beam patriotic listeners to weigh in me up, Scotty” made the jump and tell Sen. Jeezum what they B Y P E T E R F R E Y N E from the Vermont Cynic to The think. Burlington Free Press, where he covered Gov. Jeffords’ press secretary, Erik SmulSOn, told Richard Snelling, Mayor Bernie Sanders and Seven Days the voice-mail boxes of several Jeffords Congressman Jim Jeffords before departing for the staffers were crammed full with nut calls like they big time in 1984. haven’t heard since the impeachment of President Times change. But Vermont continues to lead. Bill Clinton. From the ban on slavery to our ban on highway Upon returning to Washington last Thursday ■ billboards, the nuclear freeze movement to civil night, Jeezum Jim and his wife were met at the unions, from protecting our environment to mak plane by Capitol Hill Police and a security motor ing Lake Champlain a Great Lake, Vermont has cade. never ducked a fight. You might have noticed which senator’s face was As everyone knows, Jeezum Jim’s departure missing from all the Sunday news programs. Sen. from the Republican ranks to become the only Jeffords declined all requests to appear on network Independent in the U.S. Senate gives the opposi television shows, said Smulson. Katie Couric want tion Democrats the power to checkmate every ed him badly for the “Today Show,” he said, and crazy, greedy, stupid presidential initiative. Bye-bye, Larry King of CNN even chatted with Smulson’s Star Wars missile shield. Bye-bye, drilling for oil in 2-year-old daughter to no avail. the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge. Bye-bye, Chief “It’s not his style,” said Smulson of Jeezum’s Justice Clarence Thomas. The list goes on and on. ducking of the TV limelight. Don’t we know it? Suddenly, it truly feels like morning in America This week, Jeezum Jim, the most famous U.S. once more. As they say, the darkest hour comes Senator on Earth, is far, far away attending a global right before the dawn. And it certainly was getting environmental conference in Italy that was previ darker by the day as George W. Bush abandoned ously scheduled. Smulson asked we not reveal the his lip service to bipartisanship. Once he got the location in Italy due to continued security con keys to the West Wing, Dubya took a sharp turn to cerns. No problemo. the far right of the American political spectrum. Asked if Vermont’s famous senator planned an Mr. Bush, the Texas oilman, began ruling America audience with the Pope, Smulson replied, “No as if last year’s Republican drunk-driving ticket had comment.” actually won in a landslide. Viva Papa! Viva Jeezum! Horsefeathers! President Dubya has no “mandate.” Everybody knows Al Gore won the popular vote by over a half About Benedict Arnold? — That quickly became the mean-spirited moniker that the Republican million ballots cast. Everybody knows Dubya won Party tried to slap on Jim Jeffords last week. • • because five conservative Supreme Court justices Vermont GOP “leaders” Pat Garahan and Skip * * blocked a Florida recount. And what hope for the Vallee went from interview to interview last future has he offered the nation? Thursday claiming Jeezum Jim was “a traitor.” They Our new President apparently mistook the completely overlooked the fact he was also the most Exxon Valdez for America’s Ship of State. Bush II’s respected man in America that day. plan for the country Was to increase energy con The following day, Republican State Sen. John sumption and production, strip away environmen Bloomer Jr. of Rutland asked why the press treats tal protection, provide a huge tax break to the Patsy and Skippy like party “leaders,” since neither nation’s millionaires, restart the Cold War by resurhas ever been elected to office. ; * recting the fear of Red China, and cockily thumb Good question, Junior. Gasoline Vallee’s claim his nose at any and all critics the way Republican to fame is that he set the record last year for spend President Richard Nixon (unindicted co-conspira ing the most money ever running for a State Senate tor) and Vice-President Spiro Agnew (convicted seat. And he lost! felon) once did. Pat Garahan’s claim to fame, well, he actually > ■' >l •’ But he made a terrible miscalculation. He doesn’t have one. Garahan recently exposed his per . •' thought Jeezum Jim Jeffords of Vermont didn’t have sonal sense of Vermont pride when he publicly 1 any balls. He misread politeness for weakness. Now he knows differently. The whole nation knows today that Sen. Jim Jeffords from little Vermont has Inside Track continued on page 32a huge balls. Great balls of granite! &

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When police officer Greg Tucker heard loud music blaring from a 2001 Toyota Camry parked at a convenience store in Tallahassee, Florida, he pulled alongside to tell the driver to turn down the music, then noticed it was parked in a handicapped spot. Tucker told the driver to move, but the man said he would only be there a few minutes. Tucker ran a check and discov ered the car was stolen. After arresting Alonzo Lamar McMillan, 20, on several felony charges, Tucker declared, “He’s not exactly a criminal master mind.”

Bad-Neighbor Policy Police charged Keziah E. Stahl, 20, of Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania, with racking up $2275 in psychic hot-line phone charges on her neighbors’ phones while pretending to make emer gency calls. Johanna Shingle said she let Stahl use her phone after Stahl said her phone wasn’t work ing and asked to make an emer gency call. Shingle later got a telephone bill listing $445 for calls Stahl made. Another neigh bor, Philomena Grohal, told police Stahl made $ 1830 in psy chic hot-line calls from her phone when Grohal and her husband let Stahl stay overnight after she told them she was locked out of her apartment. “We thought we were helping her out,” Grohal said,

Optimists of the Week Carl and Debbie Prewitt, owners of the Eastwood Texaco Service Center in Birmingham, Alabama, sued the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries in federal court for price-fixing and won. The Wall Street Journal reported that Senior U.S. District Judge Charles Weiner granted the couple a oneyear injunction barring OPEC from crafting, implementing or enforcing agreements on crude-oil production. How the court will enforce the injunction isn’t clear, although the Prewitts’ lawyer, Michael Straus, said he “assumes a lawful order of the U.S. District Court will be obeyed.”

At Least He Wasn’t in the Middle Seat Donna Beaulieu, her daughter and son-in-law complained to Continental Airlines that while on their way home to British Columbia after vacationing in Bali, the airline seated a man next to them who was unconscious and hooked up to IVs and oxy gen. “We looked at each other and said, ‘This guy isn’t going to make it,’” she told the Houston Chronicle, noting that several times during the five-hour flight to Hawaii, he stopped breathing, only to be roused by flight atten dants until he finally frothed at the mouth and died. The airline

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Arthur P. King Sr., 41 died either from suffocation or starva tion when he became trapped in the ductwork at a factory in Racine, Wisconsin, apparently while trying to burglarize the place. After his body was found three months later by a worker who opened a vent door, Thomas Cloyd, the deputy chief medical examiner, said it appears that King removed an exhaust fan from over a chimney, then slipped his 5-foot-ll, 167-pound body into the 14-by-l4-inch square opening. He dropped about 10 feet, but once he got past the roofline, the chimney narrowed because it was lined. “It’s a smooth tile,” Cloyd told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. “There’s nothing to grab and pull yourself up with. The more you struggle, the farther down you slip.”

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on to more important matters, what did you think of Varitek’s walk-off home run the other night? Absolutely brilliant, wouldn’t you agree?” Nigel, who never even saw a baseball game before arriving in the States, is now a huge fan. Like most of us up here, he roots for the Red Sox, God help him. “Yeah, that was a thing of beauty,” I responded. “And wasn’t that Varitek’s first homer of the season? Did I get that right?” “It certainly was,” he replied. “And it couldn’t have come at a more opportune moment. W hat a smashing play!” Talking baseball with Nigel

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up after his cool reaction: For him, I learned, wood dart frogs are no laughing matter. Now I try to be serious about the whole business, but it isn’t easy. “Champion, Jernigan — champion! Last week, I pur chased a new female, so with any luck, we’re looking at a new generation come summer.” “Well, congratulations, and best of luck with the breeding program,” I offered, thinking, Oh, my God! The babies would be the size of — what? — microdots? For all his affini ty with American culture, it occurred to me, Nigel is still a bit of an “eccentric English man.” “W hat about the summer?” I asked, as we wove through downtown, the streets bustling with people. “Any big plans?” “Funny you should ask,” Veronica replied, “because this week end we’re off to Sears. They’re hav ing a seasonal sale, and we have our eye on a big, beautiful . Kenmore gas grill. Last year we got into barbecuing, and this summer we plan on pulling out all the stops.” “You should come over for the July 4th weekend,” Nigel jumped in. “We’re putting on an Independence Day blow out. There will be a barbecue, a couple of kegs and, of course, fireworks in the evening. We get a wonderful view from our backyard. We’re going for the ‘Full Monty,’ I daresay.” That settles it, I thought, as I took in their gleeful smiles. By hosting a celebration of America’s independence from the Motherland, they cross a Rubicon of some sort. W hat would Queen Elizabeth say?! So now it’s official: Veronica and Nigel have gone native, the Earl Grey traded in for the Nescafe. Ta-ta, Old England, whassup, New England. Come July 4, it will be down with the Union Jack, up with Old Glory. I daresay, they may never go back. ®

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is an enjoyable part of our rides together, but I often find myself stifling a chuckle. He’s picked up an amazing amount of baseball knowledge consider ing he didn’t know an E.R.A. from an I.R.A — or tbel.R.A., for that matter — when he got here, but he mingles all these English expressions into the discussion. I mean, Varitek’s game-winning dinger was a lot of things, but “smashing” doesn’t immediately come to mind as the classic adjective. Although it was quite literally a smash, now that I think about it. “Hey, how about a froggy update?” I asked. “How are the little guys doing?” Nigel collects and raises wood dart frogs — tiny, bril liantly colored critters, maybe an inch or so long. When first he told me of this hobby, I fired off some jokes, but wised

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By S usan Green espite wars, pestilence and other dis tractions, one good thing you can say about humankind is we sure know how to “pitch a wang dang doodle all night long,” as the old Willie Dixon song suggests. The pagans excelled at agricultural events, nature rituals and celestial obser vances. Then various religions got in on the act, followed by special interest groups and nonprofit organizations. With festi vals, cultures celebrate their unique lega cies and nations honor their nationhood. The world over, we simply love to party with our neighbors in public places — preferably outdoors. In Vermont at the start'of the third millennium, festivals have proliferated far beyond previous norms. Particularly in the scant warmer months, a weekend does not go by without someone throwing up a tent, firing up the grill and luring the kid dies with a promise of face-painting. Organizers generally offer some theme to give their events a hook. The arts, of course, are a natural, and food comes in a close second. Festival ideas can be quite serious or silly, from Stravinsky to sweet potatoes. In the ever-expanding search for new excuses to party, we will some day See festivals dedicated to inchworms, aci dophilus yogurt or laser eye surgery. Like magazines, festivals have been launched to represent nearly every imagi nable interest. If it exists, the reasoning apparently goes, why not gather to sing its praises? But with so many partisans anx ious to honor their favorite endeavor, pas time or food, the brevity o f a Green

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Mountain summer means the schedule gets pretty darn crowded. “The competition is intense,” agrees Jane Williamson, director of the Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh. “It’s one thing to have three festivals in the same month; it’s another to have them all in the same weekend.”

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Saturday. It might be fascinating to see why it takes 120 minutes to march through this tiny town. On the other hand, we could devote a lifetime to thank ing farmers for all the lovely pastures that help keep the state so green. Got milk? Info, 933-5921. June 2 — At the Mutt Strutt in Stowe, pooches reign supreme. The one-day fundraiser to benefit the North Country Animal League is an opportunity to walk your own dear Fido, or a lonely canine from a shelter. Jackson Arena is the site, hosting a scavenger hunt, agility demon strations and competitions that might call for those fabled puppy uppers and doggie downers of “Saturday Night Live” fame. Info, 888-4303.

offers teens the chance to race canoes and kayaks around the islands, a pursuit that ends with a “primitive fire-making work shop.” Info, 333-3549. June 2-3 & 9-1 0 — The Vermont Renaissance Festival encourages the anachronistically inclined to step back into the 16th century. Brattleboro’s Fort Dummer State Park tranforms itself into a typical English village of that era to resem ble what it would have been like during a visit from Queen Elizabeth — as in the Elizabethan Age — and her court. Info, 463-2565. June 3 — The Kids’ Maritime Festival at the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Ferrisburgh is a day for young ’uns to make a tugboat, paddle a kayak, partici- ! pate in sing-alongs — whatever floats their *

Ten festivals we would like to see: 1. The Chicks, Guns and Liquor Festival 2. “Bra-Bo-Ree” 3. The Un-Dressage Festival 4. Couch Potato Lounge-A-Thon 5. The Miniature Fdammock Show and Sale 6. The Sideways Marathon 7. The Green Mountain Underwater Folk Festival 8. Unfettered Greed Days 9. The Carnival of Very Low Expectations 10. Kielbasa Jai Alai Fest

Ten festivals we would notlike to see: 1. The Productive Cough Expo 2. Sausage and Propane Field Days 3. The Mennonite Comedy Salute 4. Lattie Coor-a-Bration 5. The Kids’ Fidgety Fest 6. Mime-O-Rama 7. Consternation Days 8. The Pauly Shore Film Festival 9. Unknown Scent Fun Run 10. The Organic Waste Regatta

boats. Could be another ideal opportunity for those doggie downers. Info, 475-2022. June 4 -1 0 - The citywide 19th annual Burlington Discover Jazz Festival always ensures that concert halls, clubs, parks, streets, buses and ferries are alive with the sound of music. This year’s line-up includes the legendary Dave Brubeck, James Carter, Dave Holland, Marcia Ball and Los Hombres Calientes. To quote poet Carl Sandburg, “Drum on your drums, batter on your banjo, sob on the long cool winding saxophones. Go to it, O jazzmen.” And jazzwomen. Info, 863-7992. June 10 — The Vermont Blues & Jazz Festival, now in its fourth year, has had a name change after merging with the Vermont Sustainable Living Fest. Henceforth, the combined event will be known as — what else? — Mr. Opie’S Magical Vermont Get-Together. Ya Ya Mambo, Burma Jazz and Sandra Wright are among the performers. Solar trailers and live raptors are among the environ mental exhibits. Ultimate Frisbee is anoth er attraction. It all transpires in Tunbridge. Info, 296-3888. June 11- 16 — The Celebration of Peonies is a way for visitors to enjoy the blossoming season at Hildene, a 24-room Georgian-style colonial estate that was the summer home of Abraham Lincoln’s old est son from 1905 to 1926. Long before Chairman Mao coined the phrase to indi cate a totalitarian crackdown, Honest Abe’s boy “let a thousand flowers bloom” on his 412 acres in Manchester. The

peonies, which range from pale pink to deep burgundy in a formal garden that was designed to resemble stained glass, will also be appreciated in photography workshops and painting classes. Info, 362-1788. June 1 4 -1 7 — T h e 4 ls t annual American Society of Dowsers Convention is essentially a festival of extrasensory perceptions. While nobody can explain precisely how this form of div ination works, the methods will be exam ined in lectures and workshops on water, map, agricultural and treasure dowsing. Plus, open-minded participants can learn about feng shut, chakra and aura balanc ing, earth energies, labyrinths and runes. People with profoundly unbalanced chakras might prefer peonies. Info, 684-3417. June 16 — The Vermont Pride Festival features a rally, parade and, well, gaiety on the Burlington Waterfront all day long. But in fact the celebration includes speak ers, rallies and parties around the state through the month of June, beginning with a march through Montpelier and rally on the Statehouse lawn June 3. Info, pridevermont@pridevermont.org. June 20 — The Strawberry Festival on Echo Lake in Plymouth is pretty selfexplanatory. Optional whipped cream. Info, 672-3007. June 2 2 -2 4 — The 16th annual Green Mountain Chew Chew Food Festival lures more than 40 restaurants, caterers and food producers to the Burlington

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Waterfront. Along with gastronomical goodies, the masses can sample music by Carolyn Hester, The Starline Rhythm Boys, Rosie Flores and Rick & the Ramblers. Info, 864-6674. June 23 — At the Sugarbush Resort in Fayston, Ben & Jerry’s One World One Heart Festival mixes the music of Joan Osborne, Cubanismo, Diane Ziegler, The Robert Cray Band, Atlantic Crossing, Tonic and — get this — David Crosby, without Stills, Nash or Young. Melissa Etheridge is not on the roster, but local sperm banks might want to sit in on the act. Info, 864-1500. June 23 -24 — The Summer Revels & Solstice Festival — in Norwich one day and Woodstock the next — concentrates on traditional entertainment, such as shape-note singing, medieval spring carols, Italian madrigals and Eastern European melodies, as well as dance styles ranging from contra to Morris to clogging. This year’s featured performer is Meg Ryan — no, not the movie star, but a top English clog dancer. This event, with an agricul tural village fair atmosphere, also crowns a Corn King and Queen. That’s corn, folks, not porn. Info, 603-298-8913.

Vermont Quilt Festival in Northfield is all about lovely, handmade bed coverlets, 400 of which will be on display. Info, 485-7092. June 28 to July 1 - The American Guild of English Handbell Ringers Festival draws about 900 ringers, with 3000 bells, from New England and the Maritime Provinces. Several local choirs, as the groups are called, also will participate in this musical gala at the Gutterson Field House in Burlington. The general public can tune in during rehearsals or at a 3 p.m. concert July 1. Info, 862-2760. June 28 to August 4 — The Vermont Symphony Orchestra’s Summer Festival Tour travels the state, and their Hunter Park Concert Series gives southern Vermonters a steady supply of soothing sounds. Two highlights in Manchester: Arlo Guthrie joins the symphony on July 21, and musical director Jaime Laredo conducts a “Russian Romance” program on August 4. Tchaivovsky Da, da. Info, 864-5741, ext. 12. July 1 — The 25th annual Strawberry Festival in Middle-ton Springs. Certain to be long on shortcake Info, 235-2376.

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July 4 — One might assume that The Ghost Walk is more suited to Halloween than Independence Day, but Peacham Historical Association president Lorna Quimby points out that “spooky is not what we do.” Instead, they select townspeople who are long gone and, in a day light visit to their graves, enlist the living to speak for the dead. This year, the enactors will repre sent Colonel George Harvey, an ambassador to the Court of St. James during the Woodrow Wilson presidency, and two butterprint makers from the 1900s. Although the cemetery is also the final resting place of Quimby’s great-grandfather, who fought in the Civil War, he apparently did not leave behind enough infor mation to make the cut. Info, 592-3571. July 7 — The Rokeby Wool Festival in Ferrisburgh is set aside for sheep-shearing, border collie demonstrations, wool-spin ning and, of course, baaad jokes. Info, 877-3406. July 7-8 — The Kaleidoscope Festival at the Stowe Craft Design Center will spotlight artists such as Peter and Skeeter Demattia — yes, they are really named Peter and Skeeter — a New Jersey couple who works with recycled materials to make

one-of-a-kind kaleidoscopes. Info, 253-4693. July 8-1 4 — The 23rd annual Summer Festival on the Green is Middlebury s week-long arts extravaganza. Among the 2001 acts: Rumbafrica; Louise Taylor; Rani Arbo and her lower-case group, daisy mayhem; the Austin Lounge Lizards; the Vermont Jazz Ensemble; and Waldo and Woodhead. Info, 388-0216. July 11 to August 16 — The Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Music Festival spreads classical music around the state. Info, 639-3443. July 13-15 — Banjos, guitars, mandolins, fiddles and tight har monies will prevail during the 7th annual Basin Bluegrass Festival in Brandon, where the talent includes The Larkin Family, Smokey Green, The Andy Rau Band and Radio Rangers. Info, 247-3275. July 14 — The Antiques & Uniques Festival at Craftsbury Common cherishes the old and the unusual. Info, 655-0006. July 14 — The Ferrari Festival will rev up with 20 of the upscale autos from around New England in a downtown Burlington parade. Exotic-car devotees can have their photographs taken with the classy road runners. Its a benefit for the King Street Youth Center, but, given the

escalating price of gasoline, this •”*' could be an expensive fundraiser. Info, 862-6736, ext. 103. July 14 — The Bastille Day Celebration taps into all things Franco-American at the Vergennes Opera House. Parlezvous? Info, 877-6737. < July 14 — The 16th annual COW Appreciation Day at Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock has a narrow focus: Bovinemania! The assembled cattle fans will be teated, er, treated to butter, ice cream and cottage cheese mak ing, a milk pasteurizing demon stration, a Name the Calves con test, a “Cowledge Bowl” quiz show and cow pizzas with alfalfa, hay and grain toppings. Info, 457-2355. July 14-15 — The Intertribal Native American Pow Wow at Shelburne Museum employs music, dance and other activities to provide a glimpse of the her itage shared by this country’s indigenous peoples. Info, 9853348, ext. 3330. July 14 to August 12 — The 50th anniversary season of the much-respected Marlboro Music Festival will zero in on weekend chamber concerts. Info, 215569-4690. July 15 to August 5 — The Vermont Mozart Festival is so well respected after 28 years, it can attract such masters as pianist

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August 17-19 — W ith a reavant-garde. “Were taking back enactment, a parade and a barbethe mantle of excitement from • cue, Bennington Battle Day is an tfre cookie-cutter world of pop,” official state holiday, baffling flat- pledges Dennis Bathory-Kitsz, a landers who never heard of this r ~ Vermont composer organizing pivotal moment in the Revo Iuthe epic program. “People will whoop and holler at the Oughttionary War. Here’s the interac ... One.” Info, 485-3972. tive chorus from the only folk song to emerge from that occa September 1-2 — As autumn sion and, for that matter, from approaches, the 6th annual Vermont’s considerable role in Southern Vermont Garlic and the late 18th-century conflict: Herb Festival allows the bane of “For the rifle (clap, clap). For the vampires to take center stage. Joy rifle (clap, clap). In our hands Powell and Steve Wrathall once will prove no trifle.” Could serve

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art of the sticky wicket is tradi tionally played by people dressed in white who are quite devoted to the game, and sip champagne at a post-match reception. Despite the elitist image, anyone can join in. Info, 372-5136. August 10 — The 7th annual Burlington Latino Festival will be a scaled-back affair, with only one day at a single site, City Hall Park — unless you count the latenight boat cruise ort Lake Champlain. The acts have not yet been booked. Info, 864-0123.

their offspring to use zucchinis in building 150-inch race cars and model airplanes that actually fly. Not content with corrupting the younger generation, the town’s elders persuade area merchants to hand out zucchini bucks that work as legal tender at an auc tion. They also introduce unsus pecting multitudes to the won ders of zucchini lemon sorbet, hold a Zee Dance and choose a different Duchess of Zee each year to consort with the reigning Duke. Info, 228-5830.

as an alternate mantra for the NRA’s Charlton Heston. Info, 447-3311. August 25-26 — Billed as a “non-pop” spectacle, the first-ever 0ught-0ne Festival will bring more than 100 composers from around the globe to the Goddard College campus in Plainfield. Individual musicians and ensem bles are slated to perform in sev eral classical genres that the uninitiated most likely never heard of, from electroacoustic to minimalism, fractal to new romantic, acousmatic to post

operated a modest farmstand at their Wilmington home. Some how, that enterprise became a jubilee with crowds that mush roomed from 600 to 5000 people in just five years. Aficionados can play garlic golf, attend workshops on how to braid garlic, hear music from the Garlic Lovers Quartet and savor a vanilla ice cream containing croutons coat ed with garlic butter. “Ben & Jerry’s is really missing out,” quips Wrathall. Maybe so, but at least they’ve got father figure David Crosby. Info, 368-7147. ©

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continued from page 13a American folk art collector. To create the contradiction, Alswang paired a couple of contrasting trail-blazers: radical residential architect Adam Kalkin and the elder statesman of American interior design, Albert Hadley. Both men were present at the Shelburne Museum last week to check on the buildings progress and to speak at a design sympo sium for board members and museum supporters. The 38-year-old Kalkin was recently featured in The New York Times Magazine with his own 4000-squarefoot galvanizedsteel warehouse-like abode in Bernardsville, New Jersey. For both his home and the Collect-or’s House, he used prefabricat ed and recycled materials. The out-

Kalkin is philosophical about his pragmatic aesthetic. “The way we use houses is not how they are designed,” he elucidates. “This is the reality of the way people live. The big vertical space is very liberating; our houses tend to be so box-like.” And expensive. But Kalkin’s structure costs a mere $70,000. “I had a fantasy of building these low-cost things, using industrial junk,” he says. He’s also turning his inspiration into a book of drawings, titled The Butler Variations, due out this summer. “You can build these cheaply, with minimum amount of fuss,”

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Kalkin continues. “It’s priced on imagination, rather than the -j*, usual finish and glop.”: ; , Alswang asserts that the sf u structure offers a way for V e r^ r; monters, if not all Americans, to reflect on the issue of housing, “This is not a state that has; ; em b raced coo tern porary.architec ture,” she notes. “We’re not prq-; posing that this is an answer,: but rather a way to use materials in a new, exciting way. Kalkin takes y» utilitarian materials, and uses . them in a way that, exploits

jjjoei?; k->;ii^ov-bii nq •?/; u xAIt- T strengths, vefy^devoid of extem porary d e t a i l ' ;j ''■'■The substantive details will come h o rn :the elegant 80-yearoid;Had lefj who is in the process of selecting his favorite folk art from among more than 150,000 objects af the tnuseum for dis playin' the Collectors House. His "previous work includes decorating the Kennedy White House is well as residences for Brooke Astor, Oscar de la Renta and Happy Rockefeller. ' '' Hadley admits to being awestruck by the young architects provocative design. “Space is the greatest luxury of all,” he says.^afpd Adam’s house is one of the mtest' luxurious/ Despke,their age and aesthet ic differences, Kalkin says he and Hadley speak the same language. “HCs-substantial and he welcomcs ypUog talent and new ideas,” the architect says. “He’s given me a new respect for his profession fv, Hadley’s challenge at the house is to “make it livable,” but he sees the rough-hewn exterior as a great backdrop to the muse um’s collection. Walking through the empty structure, he already knows what he wants and where he wants it. He sees shelves for various folk paintings and arti facts, as well as some unexpected objets d ’art, like carousel figures. The plan is to complement the “strong axis” with traditional fur nishings. “Adam and I were talking about it,” Hadley says, “and I seem not to be afraid of the strength of this whole sculpture — to play with it.” It’s not entirely unexplored territory for Hadley, since he also decorated Kalkins New Jersey home. In the Times’feature, Kalkin credited him for making the place “much richer and more accessible to people who might not otherwise understand it.” In turn, Hadley called Kalkin’s home “a living sculpture in the landscape.” But will this structure undermine or distract from the Shelburne Museum’s historic landscape? No way, says Kalkin, whose mother is a member of the Board of Trustees. He sees it as a fitting building for the museum, con sidering its history. “The museum is a collection of old buildings, some kind of utopia, a place that never existed before,” he details. “Webb imported these buildings and gave them a relationship that never existed. She brought things together that preexisted to make something new.” He adds that while museums tend to be exclusive cultural domains, “the Shelburne has made something that’s open and that’s accessible without using the popular cultural idioms and vulgarities. To me that’s a rare museum — not nostalgic, it’s a living thing, and doesn’t have the ambiance of a bank vault.” For Alswang, the issue was to find a way to use the intellectual capital of the institution to plot a more unique course. “It’s not a science,” she remarks. “It’s a reactive process. We look at our artifacts and ask what is it that these things say and what can we do with them.” (Z)

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(hardcore/punk), Memorial Aud., Burlington, noon midnight. $20/$47.50 for days. AA , A/IZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by DJ SUPERSOUNDS (dance party), 9 p.m. NC. BOB GAGNON TRIO (jazz), NC = NO COVER. AA = ALL AGES. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY (jazz), Red EDWIN PABON Y SU ORCHES Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. TRA, DJ HECTOR COBEO (Latin; DYSFUNKSHUN,SHADRAQ, THE benefit for Burlington DIRTY BLONDES (hip-hop, grooveCommunity Land Trust; food rock, punk lounge), Club and silent auction), Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. Shelburne Farms Coach SMOOVE (DJs Benny L., Rugger, . Barn, 6 p.m. $60. Tim Diaz, Niceness, Jon Demus; WOMYN’S DANCE W/KAREN r&b/hip-hop/reggae), Millennium GRENIER, 135 Pearl, 6 p.m. Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $5, followed by DJ LITTLE NC/$10. 1-8+ before 11 p.m. MARTIN, 10 p.m. $4. COLLEGE NIGHT (DJ), Rasputin’s, GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer10 p.m. NC. songwriter), Borders, 8 p.m. REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (oldNC. time bluegrass), Manhattan BLACK SEA TRIO (klezmer), Pizza, 9 p.m. NC. Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.’s Pub, PATRICK FITZSIMMONS 9 p.m. NC. (singer-songwriter), Valencia, JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), Wine 10 p.m.. NC. Works, 7 p.m. NC. RODNEY & FRIENDS (acoustic), JOMAMA & THE SOULTRANE (soul Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. jam), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 DJ NIGHT, Ri Ra Irish Pub, p.m. NC. 10:30 p.m. $2. GIVEN GROOVE (rock), THE WAZ (funky jazz-fusion), Champions, 9:30 p.m. NC. Red Square, 7 p.m. NC, fol OPEN MIKE W/T-BONE, Backstage lowed by ULU (funk-groove), Pub, 9 p.m. NC. 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE BELIZBEHA (acid soul), Club Louise Taylor is a statuesque beauty DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. LION’S DEN HIFI SOUND SYS NC. who can command a room even without opening her mouth. But when she KARAOKE W/DAVID HARRISON, TEM (reggae DJs Yosef & Ras Sami’s Harmony Pub, 8 p.m. NC. Jah I. Red), Manhattan Pizza does, look out. The well-traveled Vermont native could subdue a mob with that & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. G&B SPECIAL EFFECTS (DJ; ladies’ night), Naked Turtle, LIVE MUSIC, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. sultry, husky alto. Chances are the audience at the Ripton Coffee House this 9*50 p.m. NC. 18+ NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O’s, BOOTLESS & UNHORSED Saturday will be pretty well-behaved anyway, but you never know. 9 p.m. NC. (Irish), Rasputin’s, 5:30 p.m. THE MOST (pop), Daily Bread, 6 NC, followed by TOP HAT DJ, 9 p.m. NC. p.m. $3. LIVE MUSIC, Champions, 9:30 9 p.m. NC. CRACKED HEAD (rock), Otter DJ NIGHT, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 FUSION (hip-hop/reggae/dance; p.m. NC. Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, p.m. NC. DJs Robbie J. & Toxic), STONE MOUNTAIN QUARTER TNT KARAOKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9 Millennium NightclubBackstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. Burlington, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), LIVE MUSIC, Thirsty Turtle, 9 COLLEGE NIGHT (DJ NY; hipTavern at the Inn at Essex, 7 before 11 p.m. p.m. $3. hop/r&b/house), Millennium KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. p.m. NC. CACTUS HIGHWAY (folk/jazz/pop), SALAD DAYS (pop-rock), Vermont Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. NC/$5. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5. SPEAK EASY (backwoods jam), Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. NC. Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Mountain Compost Art Center, 9 p.m. $5. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX (DJ), DREAMWEAVER (DJ), G Stop, 9 Roadhouse, 9 p.m. $5. Sh-Na-Na’s, 8 p.m. $3. p.m. NC. PLAID DADDY (Top 40 dance), HIT MEN (rock), Henry's Pub, LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim's Grille, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4. Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. 7:30 p.m. NC. JENNI JOHNSON (jazz/blues), J. DEREK TRUCKS BAND, TOPAZ OPIUS (groove), Monopole, 10 Morgan’s, 7 p.m. NC. (blues), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. p.m. NC. VORCZA TRIO (funk/lounge), $12/14. 18+ GOOD GUYS PRODUCTIONS (DJ), MONSTERFEST W/HATEBREED, CYLINDER (alt-rock), Trackside Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. N20, CANDIRIA, BANE, POISON Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. ADAMS & EVE (rock), Franny O’s,

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to know when and if we’ll close,”

and Ri Ra’s Irish Pub are colluding

Crothers says. Meanwhile, “it’s busi

on a double-header block party. Two

ness as usual,” hie adds. God knows,

bands — The

there aren’t any other venues even

and Chrome Cowboys

close to that size available in greater

for two nonprofits, the w om ens

Burlington — all the more reason to

Rape Crisis Center and Women

support live music, both local and

Helping Battered W omen, both o f

national, while you’ve got it.

whom will pass the hat. Hey, the

ON THE MOVE Burlington singersongwriter Gregory Douglass is

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COMING TO YOUR TOWN Simon Brody is leaving for a seven-week tour with his band Drowningman five days

all three days, the festival’s a relative

after Monsterfest, but preparing for that trip is nothing compared to orga

about this big event happening in their town,” Brody says o f the local

nizing the bands, logistics, ticket sales

audience. “This will definitely change

and other details o f the three-day

the punk scene in Burlington. We

music festival this weekend. Friday

hope to do it every year.” And they

through Sunday, more than 40 hard

can, if attendees keep in mind the

core and punk bands will deliver the

immortal words o f grandfather

decibels at Memorial Auditorium —

Berry: “Johnny, B. G ood.”

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Main. Brody, the teen center’s manag

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT It’s not

er, and his colleague, DysFlinkShun

your usual musical fare at Higher

rapper Richard Bailey, have been

Ground: Ron Jeremy’s S&M

working nonstop, and keeping their

Sideshow is, in fact, an act that rent

fingers crossed, for a successful event.

ed the room, and even the proprietors

Bailey admits it’s been “a pain in the

don’t know that much about the guy.

neck,” but getting permission for the

“N o nudity,” they requested firmly.

festival is, in and o f itself, an accom

After all, this is Vermont. But aside

plishment to be proud of. A lot o f

from than that stipulation, Jeremy

water under the bridge since 242 went through personnel hell and

promises stand-up comedy with a pretty vulgar point o f view. A quick

nearly folded last year. And even

survey o f his Web site — where you

more since the fiasco that was the

can sign up for “Raunch E-mail” —

Burlington Music Conference a cou

confirms a healthy ego (lots o f pic

ple years before that.

tures o f himself with celebrities) and

Monsterfest, the largest hard-

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tures o f himself and other guys com

country, is more than a good time for

paring you-know-whats). Then there’s

the kids and a national roster o f

the porn page... But judging from

bands. And it’s a bellwether o f sorts,

the number o f people talking about

for 242, the kids who go there, and

the guy, his inexplicable cult has,

the music they love. If the festival

well, penetrated the Green

“comes o ff well and there are no inci dents,” Brody says, “we will be fine.

Mountains. Speaking o f Higher Ground, you

Our fear is that something will go

may have heard rumors that the place

wrong and it will be the end o f 2 42.”

is packing it in. Booking manager

mini festivals with Drowningman,

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an apparent obsession with size (pic

core/punk event o f its kind in the

Having played numerous other

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Alex CrOthers says it ain’t so. N ot yet, anyway. “We’re still very excited by

Brody has seen what can go wrong;

Higher Ground, and I hate to think

he also saw enough to know he could

o f the landscape without a place like

do it better. H e knew he was on the

it in the Burlington area,” he assures.

right track when, after “months and

If you pay attention to the news

months o f calling in favors from peo

you’ll know that Winooski is plan

ple,” bands started calling him , beg

ning a major urban redevelopment

ging to get on the bill. As for the

that will virtually recreate the down

audience, Brody says they’re coming

town, and the club will have to either

from as far as California, Florida and

relocate or consider other options

Europe as well as Vermont. He

when that gets going. But the project

acknowledges 900 tickets need to be

is still awhile in the works and, at this point, “there are too many questions

sold to break even. At around $50 for

A K A D R . D IR T Y

Burlington City Council voted in

ther from the nest these days.

favor o f it. The whole shebang is called

Minneapolis at a two-day event called

“Strength,” because, says co-organizer

Festival o f the Heart and Soul, a ben

Jack O’Brien o f Red Square, “the

efit for a camp that serves children

word strength just connotates the

with AIDS. As we all know, Douglass

issues they’re trying to deal with. It

plays with a good deal o f heart and

takes an enormous amount o f dedica

soul. He was the only unknown

tion to deal with that stuff everyday.”

artist (playing with acoustic guitarist

Amen.

Jeremy Mendicino) to share the stage with the likes o f Jonny Lang, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Susan Tedeschi, Double Trouble and others. And how

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Pageant at 135 Pearl. The hoopla is a benefit for Pride Vermont, and fea tures a performance from last year’s

respond? “Very well,” Douglass says

Queen, Sabella Markiewicz. Puts

modestly. “N o one had ever heard o f

new meaning in “Queen City,” and

me, but I think everyone assumed we

does wonders for state Pride.

were famous because we were on the main stage.” Another departure from home is

SINGLE TRACKS It’s been a long time since Belizbeha played in Burlington,

imminent, too: Douglass and his sis

or anywhere, but the acid-soul family

ter Gwendolyn plan to move to

is regrouping for a show this Friday at

Northampton this fall, for at least one

Club Metronome. Meanwhile, rapper

experimental year. “Then she’s going to college and I’ll decide what to do,”

Fattie Bumballattie, a.k.a. Kyle Thompson, is showing his other stuff

he says.

— paintings — at Red Square for the month o f June. The exhibit is called,

DO GOOD DEPT. Getting your back

appropriately “DJ Culture” . . .

field in mambo-motion is swell

DysFunkShun is still riding in the

enough, but helping out the

Top 40 on M P3 charts —- and is

Burlington Community Land Trust

looking at summer tours and poten

makes you feel even better about it.

tial record deals in the near future . . .

For their annual “Raise the R oof”

Irish eyes are smiling on Burlington’s

benefit, BCLT has invited Boston’s

five-piece Croppies; the Celtic c o d

Edwin Pabon y su Orchestra and Burlington’s own DJ Hector “ El Salsero” Cobeo to provide the Latin

ers have landed a spot on the Finnegan’s Wake Irish Music &C Punk

loopy-loos, this Friday at the

N ew York. W hat would James Joyce ^

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Shelburne Farms Coach Barn.

say?. . . Chainsaws and Children

Speaking o f coaches, dance instruc

were invited back for a second year at

tors David Larson and Rebecca

DefCon, the hacker convention, in

Brookes will be on hand from 5:30

Las Vegas in July . . . Big Heavy

for some last-minute lessons. Lets

World’s Jim Lockridge reports the

Pretend Catering will provide the

24-hour stream o f online music now

spicy snacks, and a silent auction

boasts more than 2800 tracks o f

includes “the shirt off Senator Jim Jeffords’ back,” among other choice

Vermont music, and is getting up to

prizes. The next night, bring your altru

duo CactUS Highway is the next live concert from Radio Bean to be

ism and your Western gear down to

streamed on bigheavyworld.com, next

the Church Street Marketplace, where

Monday evening. Check it out . . . ©

100 listeners a day. Boston’s acoustic

Red Square, Ake’s Place, Sweetwaters

Band name of the week: Bugaboo

JONATHA BROOK

And that’s not all. Sunday night check out the King and Queen

did the blues crowd o f about 10,000

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MERL SAUNDERS &HIS FUNKY FRIENDS

an annual event — even the

spreading his wings and traveling far Weekend before last he was in

- “I think they’re pretty excited

the whole deal meant to benefit 242

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(present writer included) who have moved to the

the wise way his voice is mixed in this recording,

released, C D ) — Burlington resident Patrick

Champlain Valley from the N ew York metropolitan

eliminates any danger o f comparison with better-

Fitzsimmons joins the vast ranks o f local musicians

area over the past 30 years. Fitzsimmons spent years drumming and singing with

known vocalists — like Eddie Vedder and Michael

PATRICK FITZSIMMONS,

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the N ew Jersey-based band From Good Homes, a combo

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Its songs range from pop-folk anthems like “Gimme’

RCA at the end o f the last cen

More Love” and “I Need to Stay” — this one in par

tury. (Fitzsimmons isn’t as

ticular scores high on the “sticks in your head” scale

ancient as that makes him

— to a number o f masterful love ballads. On one o f

His first solo C D , The

AS BOBBY DIGITAL

The Changing was recorded last year in the beau tiful — really! — ■ ’ northwestern corner o f N ew Jersey.

that released three albums on

sound!)

P7A

Stipe — with whom he shares range and vocal quality.

my favorite o f the downtempo tracks, “Goodbye Jean,” you can catch shades o f the rare vocal style

Changing, features the artist as

and phrasing o f long-dead and much-revered English

songwriter, lead vocalist and

songwriter N ick Drake. It’s a shame that the adjec

main guitarist. The songs are

tive “slick” isn’t considered a compliment anymore;

carefully crafted, and his guitar

“polished” doesn’t really say it, and neither does

THE SAMPLES DAVID G A RZA

work is tasteful and nicely

“sm ooth,” but I sure do like it. You can catch Patrick

understated. But it’s the voice

Fitzsimmons live at Valencia this Friday, and at the

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that grabs you — this man can

Burlington Coffeehouse Saturday.

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really sing, and his clear tenor

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love the peppery acoustic sounds of Boston singer-songwriter Melissa Ferrick should take note of her opening act this Wednesday at Higher Ground. Sara Lee earned international cred as a bassist for Gang of Four, The B-52s and Ani

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DiFranco, among others, before releasing a solo project of her own last year. Dynamic duo, indeed.

Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Mediums Blend, 7 p.m. NC. DEEP SODA, DIG THREE (para-jazz), Compost Art Ctr., 9 p.m. $6. PC THE SPINDOCTOR (house/Top 40/techno), Millennium NightclubBarre, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+

SATURDAY

THE DARES (11-year-old rockers), outdoors in front of Rusty Scuffer, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. NC. AA

MONSTERFEST W/NAPALM DEATH, DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, CONVERGE, SOILENT GREEN & MORE (hardcore/punk), Memorial Aud., Burlington, noon - midnight. $20/$47.50 for three days. AA

STRENGTH BLOCK PARTY W/STARUNE RHYTHM BOYS, CHROME COW BOYS & SPECIAL GUESTS (honkytonk-boogie, vintage country; bene fit for Women’s Rape Crisis Ctr. and Women Helping Battered Women), on Marketplace outside Red Square/Ake's Place/Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. Donations.

STEVE NYSTRUP W/PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (singer-songwriters), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $ 6.

THE LAZY SONGWRITER (acoustic indie-pop), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. THE SEMANTICS (rock), Valencia, 9 p.m. NC.

DRAG KARAOKE W/AMBER LEMAY & LADY ZENO, 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 10 p.m. $4. ' ' ’• JIM BRANCA & THE RED HOT COMBO (jump blues), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m.

NC.

RETRONOME (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2.

JIM DANIELS (old-time country), Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’80s Top Hat DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. CLUB MIX (hip-hop/house; DJs Irie, Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. NG/$10. 18+ before 11 p.m. THUNDERJUG (funk/groovel, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE (DJ; video dance party), Sh-Na-Na’s, 8 p.m. $3. HIT MEN (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. DJ SUPERSOUNDS (dance party), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 9 p.m. NC.

RON JEREMY’S S&M SIDESHOW (adult comedy), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $14/15. 18+ CYLINDER (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. LIVE MUSIC (rock), Champions, 9:30 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT, G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. 18+ POSSE (country), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12. DISTANT RELATIVE (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. WITZEND (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. LOUISE TAYLOR, OPEN MIKE (singersongwriter), Ripton Community Coffee House, 7:30 p.m. $1.50/4. DJ DANCE PARTY (Top Hat; Top

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SUNDAY

JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Sweetwaters, 11:30 a.m. NC.

MONSTERFEST W/SOUL BRAINS, CAVE IN, NEW END ORIGINAL, PIEBALD & MORE (hardcore/punk), Memorial Aud., Burlington, noon midnight. $20/$47.50 for three days. AA LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. KING AND QUEEN PAGEANT (benefit for Pride VT, featuring 2000 Queen Sabella Markiewicz), 135 Pearl, 7:30 p.m. $7/10. JAMES HARVEY (jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop), Rasputin’s, 9 p.m. $5.

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BOB GAGNON TRIO (jazz), Wine Works, 6 p.m. NC.

Leunig’s, 7:30 p.m. NC.

JULIET MCVICKER W/TOM CLEARY

CACTUS HIGHWAY (acoustic duo),

(jazz), Leunig’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. WILLIAM PARKER QUARTET (avantjazz), FlynnSpace, 8:30 p.m. $12. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC.

JAM W/BIG JOE BURRELL, Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC.

HAUS HAUS (underground electron ic dance; DJ Sam I Am & guests), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $3. LIVE MUSIC, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (jazz/funk), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC.

DOUG PERKINS, DAVID RODRIGUEZ, PATRICK ROSS (jazzgrass), Valencia, 9:30 p.m. NC.

MIRACLE ORCHESTRA (jazz),

Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. Champion’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Thurs 6/7

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

CACTUS HIGHWAY (acoustic duo), Bridge Street Cafe, 10 a.m. NC. COSA BUENA (Latin jazz), Capitol Grounds, 11 a.m. NC.

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SALVINIUS FONTINALIS (jazz), Wine Works, 7 p.m. NC. SONNY & PERLEY (jazz/Brazilian), Leunig’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. PUB QUIZ (trivia game w/prizes), Ri Ra, 8:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. Donations. ZINGO (drag bingo; benefit for Pride VT), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. Donations. BINARY SYSTEM (avant jazz/noise), Red Square, 6 p.m. NC, followed by JAMES HARVEY QUINTET (jazz), 10 p.m NC.

BLUES FOR BREAKFAST & SPECIAL GUESTS (blues jam), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. $3.

BARFLY TRIO (jazz), Valencia, 9:30 p.m. NC.

THE WAZ (funky jazz fusion), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. ,

LIVE MUSIC, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ, Rasputin’s, 9 p.m. NC. 18+

0X0N0ISE (rock), J.P.’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

ACOUSTIC NIGHT, Champion’s, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Cactus Pete’s, 9 p.m. NC.

Halvorson’s, 9:30 p.m. $3.

VORCZA TRIO (funk/lounge), Red Square 6 p.m. NC, followed by MACGREGOR (hip-hop/funk), 10 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC.

JIM BRANCA & THE RED HOT INSTANT COMBO (jump blues), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

DJS SPARKS, RHINO & HI ROLLA (hip-hop, reggae), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. 18+ COLLEGE NIGHT (DJ Robbie; ’70s’90s), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. NC/$10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

OPEN MIKE W/JIMMY JAMS, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX (DJ), ShNa-Na's, 8 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Champions, 9:30 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

LADIES NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. NC.

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RE/C0LLECTI0N, a curatorial collabora tion of Janie Cohen, Fleming Museum, David Fairbanks Ford, Main Street Museum, and Pascal Spengemann, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, culling objects from the permanent collection and more. Wilbur Room, Fleming Museum, Burlington, 6560750. Opening lecture by Ford, May 30, 7:30 p.m., followed by reception. FIRST FRIDAY ART TROLLEY, featuring free rides among eight Burlington art venues, departing front of Firehouse Gallery, June 1, 5-8 p.m. Info 865-7166. NEW WORKS, paintings by Ethan Murrow, and SUBCONSCIOUS SIGHT LINES, mixed-media photo collages by Larry Bowling. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Reception June 1, 6-8 p.m. ART TONES IN E MINOR, jazz-inspired assemblages by Peter Smith, sculp tures by Kim Bartell and paintings and sculpture by Janet Van Fleet. Church & Maple Gallery, Burlington, 8633880. Reception June 1, 5-7 p.m. FATHER & SON EXHIBIT, photography and painting by Tony and Scott deBie. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 8623654. Reception June 1, 6:30-9 p.m. RICHARD ALTHER, LAKESCAPES, new oil paintings by the longtime watercol orist. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Reception June 1, 6-8 p.m. OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES, architectural collages, works on paper by Gordon Meinhard. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Reception June 1, 5-8 p.m. ART’S ALIVE 15TH ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF FINE ART, a month-long festival featur ing juried works by 50 artists at Union Station as well as works in storefronts on the Church Street Marketplace and on the Champlain Flyer. Reception at Union Station June 1, 6-8 p.m.,

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including award to winner of Art’s Alive/Silver Maple Art Poster Competition, Dorothy Martinez. Art workshops, demonstrations, sidewalk chalk pastel competition on the Marketplace June 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Also, OUTDOOR SCULPTURE EXHIBIT, S.T. Griswold, Williston, June 1 August 30. Info, 864-1557.

THREE CENTURIES OF AMERICAN INTERI ORS, six new or re-interpreted historic houses showcasing American interior design 1795 to 21st century. Shelburne Museum, 985-3346. Remarks in Pavilion Tent, reception in Dutton Tavern, June 1, 6-8 p.m. VERMONT PHOTO GROUP, featuring the work of 18-local photographers. Cafe Piccolo, Maltex Bldg., Burlington, 862-5515. Reception June 1, 7-9 p.m. 4th ANNUAL ELDER ART EXHIBIT, featur ing art work by seniors in mixed media, in association with Art’s Alive. Community College of Vermont Gallery, Burlington, 434-8155. Reception June 2, noon - 2 p.m.

2ND ANNUAL BELLWETHER ART AUCTION, a benefit for the indepen dent school featuring donated works by local artists, and desserts. Governor’s Ballroom, Inn at Essex, 660-3189. Auction June 2, 6-10 p.m.

o n g o in g BURLINGTON AREA PICK OF THE LITTER, art work inspired by ordinary and extraordinary materials by Tom Beale, Jude Bond, Linda Bryan, Diane Gabrielle, Catherine Hall, Kate Hodges, Jane E. Horner, Suse Mowrer and Prescott Smith. Flynndog, Burlington, 865-9292. Through June 24. COOKIN’ AT THE ONION IV, handmade prints by Roy Newton, including images of jazz performers. Red Onion Cafe, 372-5386. Through June 27.

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LANDSCAPES AND GARDEN SPACES, paintings, prints, photographs and illustrations by Jean Carlson Masseau. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 4348155. June 1-30. LEGENDS OF JAZZ, photos of jazz musi cians by Dee (daughter of Ornette Coleman) and Mark Harlan. ArtSpace 150 at the Men’s Room, Burlington, 864-2088. June 1 - July 31.

NEW WORKS: A PORTRAIT OF BURLING TON HIGH SCHOOL, photographs by Andy Duback. Daily Planet, Burling ton, 862-3779. June 1-30. LAND, SEA AND SKY, acrylic paintings by Ian Karn. Finale, South Burlington, 862-0713. June 1 - July 15. PRINTED TEXTILES, hand-printed fabric designs by Megan Keenan, Mezzanine balcony; and DIGITAL GRAPHIC DESIGNS, Fletcher Room. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. June 1-30. DAVID SEAVER, photographs. Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074. Through. May. PAT ADAMS, paintings on paper and canvas. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through June. COLORS ABOUND, acrylic and oil paint ings by Lorraine C. Manley. Chittenden Bank, Burlington, 864-1557. Through June. LUCINDA MASON, paintings; LANCE RICHBOURG, paintings; and MR. MAS TERPIECE, paintings. Bar, dining room and greenhouse, respectively, Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 8623779. Through May. GILLIAN KLEIN, paintings; ORIN LANGELLE and MATTHEW THORSEN, pho tographs. Red Square, Burlington, 862-3779. Through May. YOLANDAWORLD GALLERY, paintings and collages by Yolanda. R.U.I.2.? Headquarters, Wing Bldg., Burlington, 860-RU12. Through May. NEWFOUNDLAND, THE DOG, paintings by Julie Longstreth. Village Cup, Jericho, 899-1730. Through May.

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Gallery, Burlington,'865-3144. Through May. ALL OUR DAYS, paintings and mono types by Kate Davis. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through May. ORNAMENTING THE ARCHETYPE, jewelry in 18k, enameling and gemstones by Jaclyn Davidson, and ASCENDING, mul tiple-layered monoprints by Lyna Lou Nordstrom. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through May. 2001 SENIOR HIGH ART SHOW, an annual exhibit by students from the Champlain Valley. Fletcher and Pickering rooms, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through May. RECORD DEAL, an installation by Clark Russell. Club Metronome, Burlington, 862-3779. Through June. SPANISH SHAWL, STARRY NIGHT, new work by Elizabeth Bunsen. Bikram Yoga Studio, Burlington, 651-8979. Through May.

Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Weekends through June 3.

FLYING, CRAWLING, PURRING, SNIFFING, HOPPING, CROWING, RUNNING, BUZZING, ETC., paintings by Boone Wilson. Smokejacks, Burlington, 8655079. Through June 28.

AMERICAN PAINTINGS: HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION, featuring 19th- and 20th-century works; and THE STORY OF HARNESS RACING, Currier and Ives lithographs from the Harness Racing Museum & Hall of Fame. Also, IMAGES IN FOLK ART: QUILTS AND SCULPTURE, images of farm and domestic life; hooked-rug exhibit, FOR HEARTH AND HOME, Hat and Fragrance Textile Gallery. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348. Through December 7.

PROCESS ON PAPER: DRAWINGS BY THOMAS EAKINS FROM THE CHARLES BREGLER COLLECTION, featuring draw ings and oils by the 19th-century artist. Through June 3. And OLD SUM

MITS, FAR-SURROUNDING VALES: THE VERMONT LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS OF CHARLES LOUIS HEYDE, featuring works

NEW WORK BY VERMONT CLAY STUDIO RESIDENTS, featuring the clay ere-, ations of Loretta Languet and Carl Lackey. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through May. MOTHERS AND OTHER GODDESSES, art works by members of the Women’s Work Project. City Center, Montpelier, 229-6202. Through May. ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW of the Carving Studio and Sculpture Center. Carving Studio, Rutland, 438-2097. Through June 9. BARBARA BOUCH, drawings and paint ings by the Australian artist. Mist Grill Gallery, Waterbury, 244-2233. Through June 3. A GARDEN OF WATERCOLORS, paintings by Jo MacKenzie, inspired by Woman Centered garden tours. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 2233338. Through June 8. A FEW ABSTRACT LANDSCAPES, paint ings by Axel Stohlberg. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7801. Ongoing.

WOMEN ARTISTS AND THEIR LAND SCAPES, an open house honoring Vermont women artists. Vermont State Auditor’s Office, Montpelier, 8282281. Through May.

IMAGE OF THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN IN THE WORK OF THOMAS WATERMAN WOOD, T.W. Wood Gallery, Vermont College Campus of Norwich University, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July

22 . VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS, works by local artisans. Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing. ALICE ECKLES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

NORTHERN VERT ARTISTS IN EUROPE, featuring

black-and-white photography by Jennifer Roberts. Bristol Bakery, Bristol, 453-3280. Through May.

paintings of France, Italy and Spain by Carolyn Walton, Vera Fyfe and Jan Brough. Vermont Fine Art, Gale Farm Center, Stowe, 253-9653. Through May. BITS AND PIECES, paintings, handmade books and cotton canvases by Tule Fogg. Brown Library Gallery, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 5869938. Through June 28.

SALISBURY/RIPTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS ART SHOW, featuring works

SOUTHERN

by the 19th-century Vermont artist. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 10.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BLUE LEDGE FARM AND OTHER SCAPES,

in mixed media. Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through May. ELEMENTS, paintings and pottery by Susan Raber Bray. East Gallery, Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 877-3668. Through June 26. BRENDA MYRICK, watercolor paintings. Storm Cafe, Middlebury, 388-1063. Through July. FROM THE HILL TO THE HOLLOW, an exhibit of paintings, prints and pho tographs celebrating the impact of Middlebury College and the Bread Loaf Campus on the community. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-4074. Through June 3.

DIFFERENCES PRESERVED: RECON STRUCTED TOMBS FROM THE LIAO AND SONG DYNASTIES, an exhibition of Chinese artifacts, including 56 objects excavated from 1 lth-century tombs in Northern China and publicly displayed for the first time. Also, CAPTURING

APPEARANCES: RECENT ACQUISITIONS IN PHOTOGRAPHY, an overview of pho tographic art from its beginnings to the present; and STORY QUILTS: VOICES IN CLOTH, featuring six contemporary quilts by Faith Ringgold and Peggie L. Hartwell, along with two historic examples of “ narrative” quilts. Middlebury College Musem of Art, 443-5007. All through June 3.

CENTRAL VERMONT PHOTOGRAPHS by Eva Weiss, Merwin Gallery, Castleton, 468-2592. Through September 2. OVER AND UNDER, a group show of wearable art, quilting, painting, pho tography and sculpture in the theme of weaving. T.W. Wood Gallery, MontDelier, 828-8743. June 5 - July

22 . I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, annual exhib it of ice cream dishes by 16 national ceramic artists. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. June 1-30. PRIA CAMBIO: 40 YEARS OF PRIA, and a few friends’ work, too. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7241. Spring clean ing sale, through June 3. ART IN THE SUPREME COURT, featuring paintings by Delia Robinson. Vermont Supreme Court, Montpelier, 8284784. Through June 1.

AYN BALDWIN RIEHLE, paintings. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception June 2, 3-5 p.m.

PRESERVATION, CONSERVATION OR PROFIT? VERMONT AND ITS NATURAL RESOURCES, an exhibit featuring works by 14 artists in conjunction with Earth Day. Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, S. Royalton, 763-8303 x2332. Through August 2.

ELSEWHERE CULTURAL SURVIVAL: CHIRICAHUA-FORT SILL APACHE IDENTITY EXPLORED THROUGH WEARABLE SCULPTURE AND TRADITIONAL ART, an exhibit by Dartmouth senior Lisa LeFlore examin ing her roots. Harrington Gallery, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through June 24. COLLECTORS’ CHOICE QUILTS, a revolv ing exhibit of American quilts. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-9637494. Through October 12.

ABSTRACTION AT MID-CENTURY: MAJOR WORKS FROM THE WHITNEY MUSEUM OF AMERICAN ART, featuring ground breaking works by 36 American artists. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through June 17. PIERRE AYOT UNLIMITED, a retrospec tive of the late Montreal printmaker and founder of the Atelier libre 848. Through June 17. Also, LIFE IN AFRICA, the Collins Collection of Angolan Objects, featuring 50 arti facts from daily and ceremonial life. Through September 23. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000.

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leven artists comprise the second annual “Pick of the Litter” exhibit at Burlington’s Flynndog Gallery. Its subtitle is “ordinary materials, extraordinary artists,” and found objects play an important role in the show. But it’s not made up exclusively of found objects, so the reference to litter does n’t simply mean junk. Several of the artists have shown at the Flynndog before — perhaps they’re simply some of the Flynndog’s favorite puppies? No matter what the title means, many fine individual pieces appear. But there are also some weak spots, and unfortunate exam ples of artistic overkill in which quality is obscured by quantity. Jude Bond and Suse by Thomas Beale Mowrer both make art out of ladies’ under wear. This seems a dubious curatorial choice for a show not specifically about feminine skivvies. Mowrer stretches women’s foundation garments over lawn furniture, while Bond cuts and reassem bles white and off-white girdles, bras, panties, etc. into wall pieces that contain contrasting textures and shapes. Bond has also made monoprints from some of these, which are more interesting than the three-dimensional originals. “Unmentionables #2” has embossed areas in which the buckles and snaps of a rearranged girdle have added dimensionally to the paper. “Unmentionables #1” was pulled from the same object, but has more varied tonalities. Some of the strongest pieces in this show are, in fact, monoprints. Diane Gabriel’s contain the impressions of seeds, heartshaped leaves and large bird wings. “Cosmology #1” allows forms to break out of the square, as if the pressed objects were hung off the plate when print ed. These black and off-white images have a nice translucency. Gabriel also presents a sculptural wall piece — a female torso crafted from strips of bark, entitled “They Cannot Help But See.” The thin strips are arranged vertically, following the form like a vertical cross-contour drawing. A third collection of monoprints comes from Catherine Hall. “New Art For O ld ” is mostly a sprawling aggregate of pages torn from yellowed arthistory books, overprinted with simple shapes o f raw color. The installation is divided into three sec tions. The center section has stencils, flattened boxes, die-cut bits of plastic and cardboard dis

played on clear plastic, along with the relief prints they produced. There are 42 squares of object and print in the center, flanked by 66‘art history pages at right and dozens more to the left. Hall’s numbers seem excessive. Filling the spacious walls of the Flynndog with ad hoc arrangements of small pieces.

is probably tempting, but that approach buries the individuality of the little works. Jane Horner’s otherwise exquisite series of 56 tiny collages, collectively entitled “Each Part is as Complete as the Whole” ironically suffers for the same reason. A distracting ladder has been left next to the piece, as if to allow access to its upper reaches high up the wall. Perhaps fewer collages and no lad der would have been a more elegant solution? Also, like most artists who create large installations out of many small images, both Horner and Hall have chosen to price their small works individually — as if the large statement was less important than its constituent parts after all. If a multi-sectioned piece has conceptual unity, maybe it should remain indi visible despite the commercial difficulty of such a decision. Conversely, if “Each Part” really is as complete as the whole, why should the whole exist in the first place? Two paintings by Heather Tyme Ward executed on table tops as canvasses, and a mere five sculptures by Thomas Beale, also seem to confirm architect Mies van der Rohe’s assertion that “less is more.” Ward uses just a few hues of acrylic, spray paint and oil pastel to create her gutsy abstrac tions. “Heart Worthy” has four chambers of negative space, like the chambers of a heart, surrounded by a border of blackness. “Not the Holy Grail” allows decorative designs of the table top to remain as part of the composition. Beale’s unpretentious sculptures are made of shaped and laminated blocks of found wood. Even the two large-scale works have an organic familiari ty, rather than a perplexing air of mystery. One of them simply looks like a giant peanut, and that is enough to make it engaging. “Pick of the Litter” brings together many talent ed local artists, but the result' is a crowded, cluttered exhibit of mismatched mediums, arranged in a manner that shows few of them to their best advan tage. (7)

One of them simpl looks like a giant peanut, and that is enough to make it engaging.

2nd Annual “Pick of the Litter,” a group show of 11 local artists in mixed media. Flynndog Gallery, Burlington. Through june 24.

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contained chick-flick. Just a thought. Finally, though, the Japanese arrive and pull the plug on the soap opera. The 35-minute centerpiece sequence is a state-of-the-art theater-rocker, evocative in places of both Saving Private Ryan and Titanic. (Though, as I’ve pointed out before, the hair-raising bullet effect employed in both war films was actually pioneered by Robert Zemeckis in Forrest Gump.) This is a director who specializes in action and explosions. Clearly, Bay had the time of his life pulling out all the stops. Historians have pointed to inaccuracies in the director’s portrayal of the surprise attack. (It was never intended to be a surprise, for example. A diplomatic snafu prevented the official warning which was intended.) But its power is beyond doubt. The sky darkens with war planes, bullets streak down in all directions, giant ships buckle, blow apart and slowly roll over. Chaos and carnage have seldom been ren dered as effectively. For a minute there, the terrible flesh-and-blood tragedy of what took place is painful ly palpable. Then the Japanese planes return to their carriers and we return to the Hollywood hokum already in progress, with its plot written in shorthand, its stickfigure characters, the macho posturing, dumb John Wayne dialogue and wooden performances from unconvincing, underfed twentysomething thespians. More than anything, Pearl Harbor conjures for me the idea of a high school drama club offering with a hundred-million-dollar second act. It’s just unbelievably ham-handed in places. So, what are you going to do? This sort of thing would appear to be the future of American film. The immediate future, anyway. Until audiences tire of movies that put computer effects before character, we’re going to get pictures like Twister, Godzilla, The Lost World and Pearl Harbor. December 7, 1941. A date that will live in infamy. Something tells me the latest film inspired by it won’t fare all that much better, when it comes to the test of time. (7)

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• Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accomplished artists in a weekly drawing session at Mem orial Auditorium, Burlington, 68:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 865-7166. O PEN IN G LECTURE: David Fairbanks Ford discusses small museums in Northern New England to open an exhibit of “rarely seen curiosities.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 656-0750.

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• Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘M USIC IN MAY’ SERIES: Soprano Claire Hungerford hits the high notes in a program of favorites. Stowe Community Church, noon. Free. Info, 800-247-8693. JO N GAILMOR: The perennially optimistic singer-songwriter enter tains a picnicking crowd at the Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5398. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Guitar students string out the semester at the Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words ‘EVEN MYSTICS HAVE BILLS TO PAY’ SERIES: Jim Rosemergy’s book “adds value” to a class on increasing prosperity. Unity Church, Essex Junction, 6:30-8 p.m. Book, $14. Class, donations. Register, 288-9265. ‘RAGE AGAINST AGE’ TALK: Co-authors Dr. Charles Anderson and Frank Covino share secrets to looking and feeling younger. Borders, Church Street Market place, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

kids STORY AND CRAFT TIME: Preschoolers aged 3 to 6 dabble in designs and drama. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘TINY TO TS’ STORYTIME: The 3-and-under crowd shares social time and stories. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tykes aged 3 to 5 get an early appreciation for literature. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. STORYTIME: Little listeners enjoy tall tales. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

etc DISABLED VETERANS MEETING: The Colonel’Donald G. Cook Chapter of disabled American veterans gathers at the RVA Building, Winooski, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0700. COFFEE SLIDESHOW: Hunger Mountain Food Co-op’s general manager shares snaps from a trip to Mexican fair trade coffee plan tations. Conference Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, M ont pelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8000. HOM EBREW W ORKSHOP: Women get a female-focused per spective on basic brewing tech nique and equipment. Women Centered, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m'. Free. Register, 229-6202.

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words POETRY W ORKSHOP: Local poet David Weinstock shares writ ing tips with aspiring authors. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7523.

kids ‘READ TO RIDE’ KICK OFF: Kids gear up for summer reading through a contest to win bikes and books. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. SONG AND STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing read-along for babies and toddlers. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. AFTERSCHOOL STORYTIME: School-aged kids hit the new books at Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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31 til t f t01 u rsd a y music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” W EST AFRICAN DRUM CLASS: Tap into the world of Malian ensemble drumming at Trinity Methodist Church, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Register, 223-8000. DARTM O U TH W IN D SYM PHONY: The student ensemble explores the theme of “Morning, Noon and Night” in a program featuring works by Kennan, Grieg and Von Suppe. Baker Library lawn, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 2 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-1342.

drama ‘THUM BS U P’ SHOWCASE: A community presentation features the talents of people with develop mental disabilities and area perfor mance artists. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 3 p.m. $4.99-6. Info, 860-3611. ‘W H ITM A N , LINCOLN AND AMERICA’: Celebration Theatre makes the connection between the poet and the president in verse, music and oratory. Trinity Episcopal Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 775-5413. ‘T H E H OUSE THAT JACK BUILT’: Students and staff team up on this play written and direct ed by a graduating drama student. Mount Mansfield Union High School, Underhill, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-4690.

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WALKING CLUB: Take strides for fun and fitness at Twin Oaks Sports, 75 Farrell St., S. Burlin gton, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 658-0002.

etc GARDENING W ORKSHOP: Learn to create container gardens with Sabrina Milbury and Kelly Sweeney. Vermont Community Botanical Garden, S. Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Register, 863-5251 ext. 124. V ERM O N T DAIRY FESTIVAL: A parade, performers and plenty of milk products keep you on the mooove for four days. Main Street, Enosburg Falls,.6 p.m. Free. Info, 933-5921. LAKE CONFERENCE: Lakeminded citizens compare notes on hydro health at a two-day gather ing. Today participants spread out on field trips around Vermont. $10-25. Info, 241-3777. FARMERS’ MARKET: Local pro duce growers set up shop outdoors at the Magic Hat Brewery, 5 Bartlett Bay Rd., S. Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2739.

fr id a y music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘RAISE T H E RO O F’: This bene fit bash for the Burlington Community Land Trust heats up with Latin tunes by Edwin Pabon y su Orchestra. See “to do” list, this issue. Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 5:30-10 p.m. $60. Info,

862-6244. CELLO CONCERT: Eleven-yearold musician Rebecca Landed debuts in a program of works by Corelli, Bach and Saint-Saens. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4317. M ONSTER FEST: A three-day all-ages punk fest turns up bands like the Soul Brains and Ground Zero. 242 Main and Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 11 a.m. $20 per day. Info, 863-5966. PIANO RECITAL: A duo of pianists performs Rachmaninoff’s Suite for Two Pianos, Numbers 1 and 2. Middlebury Center for the Arts Concert Hall, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. GREGORY DOUGLASS: The Burlington singer-songwriter pipes up in support of his latest disc. Borders, Church Street Market place, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. TH E IN C ID E N T ’: A teen-run cabaret and coffeehouse features local performers, visual art, an open mike and refreshments. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5980. ‘T H E KING AND I’: The Community Theatre Players stage this cross-cultural musical with a Siamese twist. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 518-523-2512.

drama ‘THUM BS U P’ SHOWCASE: See May 3 1 ,7 p.m. ‘HORSEDIVORCE’: Annette Urbschat incorporates movement, live music and video into an origi nal drama about divorce — and depression. See “to do” list, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5966. ‘EVERYTHING THEY H A D ’: Students dramatize Vietnam War experiences, including VietnameseAmerican kids telling their par ents’ stories. Winooski High School Performing Arts Center, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 434-5229.

film ‘I’M T H E O N E THAT I W ANT’: This documentary cap tures stand-up Margaret Cho’s comedic take on society’s ills and her own life. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 748-2600.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. ‘A RT’S ALIVE’ O PEN IN G RECEPTION: Over 50 artists show off their works in a m onth long exhibit. See “to do” list, this issue. Union Station, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1557.

words USED BO O K SALE: Pick up secondhand literature for summer reading at the Essex Free Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

kids MUSIC W IT H ROBERT AND GIG I’: Kids sing songs with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-play ing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. CRAFT-STORYTIME: Tykes aged 1 to 4 get active with art pro jects and prose. Learning Express, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info,

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etc VERMONT DAIRY FESTIVAL: See May 3 1 ,4 p.m. LAKE CONFERENCE: See May 31. Today features informational workshops. Statehouse, M ont pelier, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $25-35. BALLOON FESTIVAL: Balloonists lift off in a kaleido scope of colors while groundbound folk enjoy food, entertain ment and, of course, the view. See “to do” list, this issue. Addison County Field Days, New Haven, 2-10 p.m. Free. Parking, $10 per vehicle. Info, 425-4883. BUSINESS CONFERENCE: Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility sponsors a day focused on “values-led” business. Ben Cohen and Nell Newman are guest speakers at the Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. $175. Register, 862-8347. STARGAZING: Check out celes tial bodies at a public observing session with the Vermont Astronomical Society. Dorset Park, S. Burlington, 9-11 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0184. TO W N M EETIN G SERIES: Lieutenant Governor Doug Racine fields questions at a lunchtime appearance. Woodbury College, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0516. HISTORY LECTURE: Vermont historian Alan Berolzheimer con siders 20th-century American achievements — and their long term costs. North Hero Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 796-4144. BACKYARD W ILDLIFE TALK: A naturalist shares tips on foster ing native plants and animals in your personal “environment.” VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. BUSINESS GROUP: Local busi ness owners convene to share sto ries of successes and frustrations. Scrumptious Cafe, Burlington, 89 a.m. Free. Info, 877-770-8922.

Saturday music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘T H E KING AND I’: See June 1. M O N STER FEST: See June 1. ‘SONGS FROM T H E HEART’: The Vermont Stage Company per forms a musical cabaret to benefit Parent to Parent of Vermont. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6 & 8:30 p.m. $35. Info, 863-5966. BARBERSHOP CONCERT: The Green Mountain Chorus leads a musical voyage back to the “days when radio was king.” South Burlington High School, 2 & 8 p.m. $15. Info, 860-6465. M USIC AN D FORMAL VERSE: Burt Porter explores the relation ship between music and rhymed verse in a discussion-performance. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Students Julie Hong and Stanley Kim perform a violin recital. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 5 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.-

dance TAMMY FLETCHER AND T H E DISCIPLES: The big voiced blues diva belts it out with her band at a benefit dinner-dance for the Vermont Parent Inform ation Center. Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 7-11 p.m. $35. Info, 658-5315. BENEFIT DINNER-DANCE: Locals sit down to a chicken din ner with all the fixings. Westford School Gym. Dinner, 5 p.m. Dance, 7:30 p.m. $10. Register, 878-2031. SQUARE DANCE: Experienced dancers square off for a Westernstyle dance with Bucky and Joyce Tenny. St. Anthony’s Gym, Burlington, 6:30-10:30 p.m. $5 each or $8 per couple. Info,

985- 2012. CONTRA DANCE: Linda Leslie calls the steps at this community dance made musical by the band Einstein’s Little Homunculus. Capital Grange Hall, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

drama ‘T H E BATTLE OF W H ITE PLAINS’ AUDITIONS: A mixed amateur-professional drama troupe seeks actors for the produc tion of a historical play by Sue Bettman. North Middlesex, 2 p.m. Free. Register, 223-5124.

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words USED BOOK SALE: See June 1, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Today book browsers can also check out a plant and bake sale. FICTIO N W RITIN G W ORK SHOP: Local author and prof Philip Baruth offers tips on per fecting and publishing your own short fiction. The Pines, S. Burlington, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $50. Register, 482-2651. ROBERT BUCKEYE: The cura tor of special collections at Middlebury College’s Starr library signs Pressure Drop, his new book of “semi-autobiographical musings.” Vermont Bookshop, Middlebury, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061. GRACE PALEY: The award-win ning Vermont author talks up her new writer-publisher cooperative, the Glad Days Press. Barre Labor Hall, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9667.

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Get an inside look at some of the Queen City’s well-preserved pads, from a Greek Revival mansion to restored 1910 worker housing. Venues around Burlington, noon - 4 p.m. $25. An extra 10-spot gets you into three restored homes at the Shelburne Museum. Info, 863-5966. ‘TASTE OF T H E MARKETPLACE’: Area restaurants and businesses showcase their signature dishes at this “edible sidewalk sale.” Church Street Market-place, Burlington, noon - 4 p.m. $1-5. Info, 863-1648. OLD N O R TH END SPRING-UP: Citizen volunteers pitch in to give North Street a new look. A morning of tree planting, street sweep ing and painting is fol lowed by a block party with food and music. North Street, Burling ton, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3334. TAG SALE: Check out kid-oriented merchan dise, including clothing and toys, to benefit the Pine Forest Children’s Center, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 8:30 a.m. I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM A three-day punk-a-thon called Monsterfest is enough to bring 2 p.m. Free. Info, 651 7049. out the rebel yeller in all of us. The event in Burlington’s Memorial Auditorium this Friday W ORK HIKE: The Burlington Green Mountain Club leads a clean-up hike along the Long Trail. UVM Visitors lot, Burlington, 8 a.m. Richmond

Green Mountain Club encour ages awareness of the state’s trails and waterways during a day devoted to good stewardship. Sites around Vermont. Free. Info,

kids LITTLE BEAR VISIT: Kiddies share cookies and lemonade with an oversized, costumed bruin cub. Learning Express, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, noon —4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4386.

sport CLIM BING C O M PE T IT IO N : Billed as a great spectator sport, the Junior Regional Champion ship climbing competition fea tures nationally ranked teams. Petra Cliffs, 105 Briggs St., Burlington, 11 a.m. $25-35 to compete. Info, 657-3872. LANDSCAPE CONFERENCE: Students who have added to an online archive documenting human landscape changes share presentations and workshops. Campus Center Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 2-7:30 p.m. Free. Register, 656-8694. MIDDLEBURY DUATHLON: Athletes complete a 21-bike ride sandwiched between two short runs, individually or as a team. Vermont Sun Fitness Center, Middlebury, 9 a.m. $35-47. Free for spectators. Info, 388-6888. KARATE CH A M PIO N SH IP: Martial artists compete in cate gories including weapons, selfdefense and musical forms. Mount Mansfield High School, Stowe, 10 a.m. —4 p.m. $40. Free for spectators. Info, 253-9277. ‘SPRING WAVE’ Y O U TH ROW ING: New England high schoolers take to the lake during a day of open-water rowing con tests. Button Bay State Park boat launch, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. NATIONAL TRAILS DAY: The

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244-7037. KAYAK DEM O: W hat floats your boat? Pick a demo craft to paddle at the Chace Mill, Winooski, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714.

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M O N STER FEST: See June 1. ESSEX CH ILD REN ’S CHOIR: The acclaimed youth ensemble sings international and traditional songs, classical works and jazz pieces. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 864-0471. ‘IN T O T H E W O O D S’ INFO SESSION: The Green Actors Guild is pitching players interest ed in a summer production of the fairy-tale-based musical. Bellows Free Academy, St. Albans, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9364. ‘O N T H E RISE’: A spring music and dance performance showcases local talent young and old. Peoples Academy, Morrisville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5891. FIDDLE CONCERT: Sawyers convene for a monthly concert hosted by the Northeast Fiddlers Association. Warners Dance Barn, Rt. 100, Lowell, 1-5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 244-8537. ‘JAZZ O N A SUNDAY AFTER N O O N ’: An unusual musical line-up promises Parisian ambi ence reminiscent of Left Bank clubs. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2870. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Student Dinorah Calles performs music for solo flute. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartm outh College, Hanover, N.H.., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603646-2422.

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▲ ‘KING AND QUEEN’ PAGEANT: Cross-dressing con testants compete in interview, formal wear and talent categories in a fundraiser for Pride Vermont. See “to do” list, this issue. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7-10. Info, 863-2343. ‘SO W HAT D ID T H E D O C T O R SAY?’: Physician’s assistant

and reenactor Jim Gabler gives a costumed slide lecture on 18thcentury medicine. Mount Independence Historic Site, Orwell, 1 p.m. $3 includes admission. Info, 948-2000.

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words ‘T H E HERBALIST’S GAR D EN ’ TALK: Renowned herbal ist Rosemary Gladstar talks about her new book on healing horti culture. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Poets and fiction writers read from their respective works. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242.

kids CURIOUS GEORGE STORY TIME: Kids monkey around with the costumed character at Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. KIDS MARITIME FESTIVAL: Get on board a Revolutionary gunboat, or spend the day inves tigating kayaks, nautical archaeol ogy and other maritime pursuits. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free for kids with adult admission. Info, 475-2022. SINGLES HIKE: Active eligibles converge for an easy hike. Meet at Bristol Bakery, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 388-6425.

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stop share their experiences and a potluck lunch. Meet at UVM Visitors lot, Burlington, 8:15 a.m. Butler Lodge, 11 a.m. Free. Register, 878-6773. APPALACHIAN TRAIL HIKE: A difficult 13-mile trek follows the trail from Route 12 in Pomfret to the Lookout. Montpelier High School, 8:30 a.m. Free. Register, 223-0918.

etc VERM ONT DAIRY FESTIVAL: See May 3 1 ,1 0 a.m. 5 p.m. BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 1, 5 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Parking, $5 before 9 a.m. $10 after 9 a.m. CLASSIC AUTO FESTIVAL: See June 2. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 2, Mountain Road, Stowe, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8532. TRINITY COLLEGE GRADU ATION: Helen Marie Burns, vice president of the Sisters of Mercy of the Americas, addresses Trinity’s final graduating class. Patrick Gymnasium, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 846-7208. GAY AND LESBIAN JO U R NALISTS BRUNCH: The National Lesbian and Gay Journalists Association meets — and eats — at Isabel’s on the Waterfront, Burlington, 11 a.m. Cost of meal. Register, 388-2735. ‘DIGNITY V ER M O N T’ M EETING: A group of lesbian, transgendered, bisexual and gay Catholics welcome people of all faiths for an ice cream social and discussion. Bishop Booth Conference Center, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6706. MASSAGE MEETING: Bodywork practitioners convene for a day of workshops at the

Hauke Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 10 a.m. $25. Register, 865-2444. FINE W IN E AND FO O D FES TIVAL: Sample select wines and international cuisine to help top off the coffers of the American Heart Association. See “to do” list, this issue. Topnotch Resort, Stowe, 11:30 a.m. —2:30 p.m. $50. Info, 800-639-6024. ▲ PRID E MARCH: A march through downtown kicks off a m onth of Pride Vermont festivi ties for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning folks and their friends. Starts at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 288-1588. CANCER SURVIVORS DAY: Cancer survivors and their friends and family join health profession als to celebrate life. Bring a picnic lunch to the Coach Barn, Shel burne Farms, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Register, 656-4414. EDIBLE & M EDICINAL PLANTS: A local naturalist leads a forest tour of wild plants with special purposes. Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $5. Info, 723-4705.

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English as a second language share a meal, stories and music at the Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. N ETW ORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support. Career Resource Center, Ver mont Department of Employ ment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0325.

5 fu e sd a y music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” ‘IN TO T H E W O O D S’ AUDI TIONS: See June 4, 6:30 p.m. * DAVE HOLLAND Q U IN TET: The legendary bassist and veteran of a virtual who’s who of jazz bands creates “an accessible eloquence of uncommon music.” Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $16.50, 19 & 24. Info, 863-5966. The bandleader speaks pre-performance, Flynn Space, 5-6 p.m. GRUPO VOCAL DESANDANN: The Cuban vocal and percussion ensemble incorpo rates Haitian cultural traditions into its complex Caribbean sound. Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, Plattsburgh State University, N.Y., 12:45 p.m. $3. Info, 518-564-2180. GREEN M OUNTAIN C H O RUS: The all-male chorus seeks voices to learn, barbershop singing and quarteting. South Burlington High School, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

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words D O N BREDES: Mystery fans warm up to the author of Cold Comfort, a new homegrown whodunit. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BOOK DISCUSSION: The “Literature of the Far North” series brings on Arctic Dreams, by Barry Lopez. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458. BURLINGTON WRITERS GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington-, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6063.

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ACTIN G CLASS W IT H , MARK NASH: Six Thursdays, beginning June 14, 7-10 p.m. South Burlington. $150. Info, 482-2488. Vt. Stage Company’s artistic director teaches acting essen tials.

art LANDSCAPE WATERCOLOR: Mondays, June 18 &c 25, July 2, 9, 15, 8c 23, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $100, Info, 8657166. Jean Cannon assists begin ners in color theory, basic watercolor skills and fluency with materials. KINDER ART: Ongoing ses sions, Mondays & Thursdays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild. $5/class. Info, 877-3668. Budding artists explore mediums such as clay, collage and painting. O U T D O O R LANDSCAPE PAINTING: Mondays, June 18 & 25, July 2, 9, 16, & 23, 9 a.m. - noon. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $90. Info, 865-7166. Open to beginners and intermedi ates, this class reviews materials and techniques fo r expressions in acrylic and oil with emphasis on form and content. WATERCOLOR W O RK SH O P: Saturday, June 2, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Artists’ Mediums, Williston. Info, 879-1236. Join Kathleen Bergeron fo r a session on spring and summer scenery. BEGINNING OIL W IT H LINDA JONES: Mondays, June 18 & 25, July 9, 16, & 23, 7-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $70. Info, 865-7166. Using the new water-soluble, lesstoxic oil paints, this class w ill cover basic techniques, including compo sition, color theory and personal subject matter. INTERM EDIATE O IL W IT H LINDA JONES: Tuesdays, June 19 & 26, July 10, 17 & 24, 7-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $70. Info, 865-7166. This class, is fo r those already fa m il iar with water-soluble oil painting who are ready to explore canvas, paper and other surfaces. DRAWING & WATERCOLOR: Classes start in June. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648 or shelburnecraftschool.org. Get outdoors to draw or p a in t from nature. PASTEL LANDSCAPES: Wednesdays, June 20 & 27, July 11, 18, & 25, August 1, 9 a.m. noon. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $110. Info, 8657166. Jan Fead guides artists o f all skill levels in dealing with issues o f distance, color, composition, per spective and texture. DRAWING T H E FIGURE W IT H VALERIE H IRD : Tuesdays, June 19 & 26, July 10, 17, 24 8c 31, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium*, Burlington. $85. Info, 865-7166. Develop greater fluency w ithin the tradition o f figure drawing and expand your understanding o f form , proportion and composition. * Because of renovations, the

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts summer adult classes are being held at Memorial Auditorium on Main Street.

aikido A IK ID O O F CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m. Thursdays, noon - 1 p.m. Saturdays, 9-11:45 a.m. Children, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. New class series starts Tuesday, June 5, 5:45 p.m. Aikido o f Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski. $55/m onth, $120/three months. Info, 654-6999 or www.aikidovt.org. Study this graceful, flow ing m artial art to develop flexibili ty, confidence and self-defense skills. AIKIDO O F VERM ONT: Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Above Onion River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the art o f Aikido in a safe and supportive environment.

bartending PROFESSIONAL BARTEND IN G TRA IN ING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-854-4448 or bartendingschool.com. Get certi fie d to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

business FREE A C C O U N TIN G CLASS: Four Mondays, beginning June 4, 6-8 p.m. Burlington. Free. Register, 860-1417 or gcarste@cvoeo.org. The nonprofit Micro Business Development Program instructs small businesses in an easy-to-use accounting system. G E T T IN G SERIOUS: Four Thursdays, beginning June 5, 6-9 p.m. Womens Small Business Program, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 864-7160. Explore the possibilities and reali ties o f business ownership; assess your skills and interests and develop an entrepreneurial idea. M ARKET YOUR SMALL BUSINESS: Six Wednesdays in June, July and August, beginning June 6 , 1 0 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. Village Cup Coffeehouse, Jericho. $250. Info, 862-3888. Personal and professional coach Karen Steward Nolan leads a course for alternative small business owners and service providers. BU ILDING EFFECTIVE RELATIONSHIPS: Monday, June 11, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. The Inn at Essex. $150. Info, 425-7227. Leslie Tucker talks about how to fos ter a trustful and respectful work place that can lead to new partner ships and, ultimately, better results.

cooking N EC I CLASSES: Saturdays, beginning May 19, 10-11:30 a.m. New England Culinary Institute Restaurant & Market, 25 Church Street, Burlington. $22.50. Register, 863-5150 ext. 38. Upcoming classes include a M ondavi Winery event, June 9; and Jams, Jellies & Preserves, June

C t& ffim e t ^*Cn*C’ JUne IN TR O D U C TIO N TO STAINED GLASS: Monday evenings, June 11, 18 & 25, Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild. $100, includes materials. Info, 8773688. Create a leaded stained glass panel while learning the funda mentals o f glass-cutting, soldering and cementing. FROG HOLLOW W ORK SHOPS FOR ALL AGES: Enroll now for spring and summer class es. Frog Hollow State Craft Center, Burlington and Middlebury. Catalog, 860-7474 or 3883177. This seasons courses include polymer clay, stained glass, quilting, didgeridoo-making, calligraphy, jewelry-making and more. PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundamentals o f painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures.

dance BALLROOM BASICS: Four Mondays, beginning June 11, 8-9 p.m. Twin Oaks Fitness Center, Kennedy Drive, S. Burlington. Register, 658-0001. D avid Larson unleashes your foxtrot, waltz, tango and swing potential. SUMMER SOLSTICE DANCE W ORKSHOP: Saturday, June 23, 2-6 p.m., Plainfield Town Hall. $45. Info, 603-868-7168. Helena Melone leads participants in improvisational dance to invoke archetypes, animals and the dancer’s imagination. SALSA & RUMBA: Four Tuesdays beginning June 12, Champlain Club, Crowley Street, Burlington. Fundamentals of Cuban Rueda Salsa, 6:30-7 p.m. Multi-level Rueda practice ses sion, 7-8 p.m. Beginning Rumba, 8-9 p.m. Also, four Thursdays, beginning June 14, Multi-Level Salsa. Intro, 6:30 p.m., Level 1, 7:30 p.m., Level 2, 8:30 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 864-7953. Rebecca Brookes and D avid Larson lead these sizzling sessions. FLAMENCO W ORKSHOP: Sunday, June 24, 2-5:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. $40. Info, 603-868-7168 This workshop will focus on the arm, body and hand movements, turns and footwork as well as emotional aspects o f the dance. VERM ONT DANCESPORT ACADEMY: Introduction to fox trot, waltz and tango, beginning Monday, June 4, 7-8 p.m. Rumba, cha cha and swing, beginning Tuesday, June 5, 8-9 p.m. Vermont DanceSport Academy, Mann Hall, Trinity College campus, Burlington. $40/person. Info, 846-7236 or www.VermontDancesportAcademy.com. Learn the basics o f these great dances. CAPOEIRA DE ANGOLA: Ongoing classes. Beginners, Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $80/eight classes, includes week end master class. Info, 865-9585. Study the playful, flowing move

ments o f this Afro-Brazilian “mar tial art-dance. ” SO U TH INDIAN CLASSICAL DANCE: Six Tuesdays, June 19 through July 24, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Yoga Vermont Studios, Burling ton. $48. Register, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Mary Brust introduces students to Bharatanatyam, a vibrant and dynamic form o f classical dance. W EST AFRICAN DANCE: Ongoing classes. Beginners, Mondays 5:30 p.m.; Advanced, Wednesdays 5:30 p.m.; Mixed level, Saturdays 10:30 a.m. Memorial Auditorium, Burling ton. Mixed level, Tuesdays, 7:15 p.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. $913/class. Info, 859-1802. Ivory Coasters teach traditional West African dance steps to live, highenergy drumming.

gymnastics KIDS’ GYMNASTICS: July 913, ages 3-4, 9-10 a.m., ages 5-8, 10-11 a.m., nine and up, 11 a.m. - noon. Bristol Elementary Gym. $50. Info, 453-5885. The Vermont Gymnastics Academy o f Winooski runs this Jun-to-leam gymnastics camp.

horticulture PERMACULTURE & H O M E DESIGN W ORKSHOPS: H alf days June 2 & 9, full days June 23, July 7 & 9. Isle La Motte. $10-45. Info, 928-3648 or genest@together.net. Claude Genest facilitates workshops on the design o f sustainable human habitats that are aesthetically beautiful and eco logically beneficial. FOR T H E LOVE OF ROSES: Saturday, June 9, 10 a.m. - noon. Gardeners Supply Co., 128 Intervale Road, Burlington. Free. Register, 660-3505. D avid King explains the thorny and not-sothorny issues involved in raising hardy and low-maintenance roses. SIMPLY SALADS FOR KIDS: Sunday, June 3, 2-4 p.m. Arcana Farm Stand & Greenhouse, Jericho. $5. Info, 899-5123. A scavenger hunt turns up the fix in ’s fo r cool, zesty salads; kids also plant their own “p ot o’salad”to take home. BUILD A CEDAR GARDEN TRELLIS: Saturday, June 23, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Bristol Recreation Department. $85, includes mate rials. Info, 453-5885. Learn trellis design and construction by “ju st doing it. ”

jewelry IN T R O D U C T IO N T O JEW ELRY MAKING: Six Wedn esdays, beginning June 20, 6-9 p.m. Studio3d, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. $135. Info, 864-0810 or Studio3d@together.net. Work with traditional and non-traditional light metals to cre ate jewelry you w ill be proud to wear.

karate TRADITIONAL JAPANESE KARATE-DO: Ongoing Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. for youth, 78:30 p.m. for adults. Champlain Elementary School Gym, Pine

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Street, Burlington. $40/resident, $45/non-resident for 12 sessions. Register, 864-0123 or http://jkavermont.com. “Sensei”Jairo Blanco helps students 8 and up build physical and mental strength, agility and self-confidence.

kung fu MOY YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU: Ongoing classes in Waitsfield and Waterbury. Prices vary. Info, 496-4661 or vingtsunvt@yahoo.com. Alexis Leacock helps students focus on centerline, efficiency and relaxation.

language FRENCH: Ongoing small group and individual lessons. All levels and ages. Jericho. Prices vary. Info, 899-4389 or www.together.net/-ggp. Georgette Putzel helps you add French to your resumtfor travel, business or pleasure. ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to ad vanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourselfin Italian to get ready for a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country’s music, art and cuisine. ESL: Ongoing small group class es, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Col chester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

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VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY M EETING: Thursday, May 31, 7 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Pearl Street, Burling ton. Info, 655-3370 or michelep@sover.net. The Vermont Earth Institute outlines the basics o f vol untary simplicity fo r those over whelmed by the clutter o f life and looking to balance work, fam ily and personal time.

martial arts W IN G C H U N KUNG FU: Ongoing Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, Colchester. Prices vary. Info, 8792554. Wing Chun is an ancient Chinese m artial art invented by a woman and requires no great size or strength. TAEKW ONDO: Beginners, chil dren’s and advanced classes. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, 3-8 p.m. Saturday, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. The Blue Wave TaeKwonDo School, 182 Main Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-3359 or info@bluewavetkd.com. Fifth-degree black belt and form er national team member Gordon W White teaches the excit ing art and Olympic sport o f TaeKwonDo.

massage MASSAGE TRAIN IN G : Now enrolling for September training. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, Burlington. Info, 658-7715 or nikomark@together.net. This 550-hour massage practitioner training leads to national certification. <-

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meditation ‘T H E WAY O F T H E SUFI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incorpo rates breath, sound and movement. MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave,, Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. M EDITATION: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mt. Learning Center, Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Donations. Info, 660-8060. Take part in a weekly meditation and discussion group. G UID ED M EDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229. Practice guided medita tion for relaxation and focus.

music PRIVATE LESSONS: Summer and fall openings, Mondays, Tuesdays & Saturdays, Burling-, ton. Individual and group rates vary. Info, 660-8524. Stuart Carter instructs in trombone, trum pet, baritone horn, tuba, piano, voice and music theory. TABLA D RU M M IN G : Wednesdays, beginning June 13, 6:30 &C 8 p.m. Burlington. $15/class. Info, 899-1113. Gabe Halberg teaches the intricate rhythms o f North Indian hand drumming; private lessons are also available. TAIKO: Mondays, 3:30 p.m. for kids, 5:30 p.m. for adults. 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Thursdays, 4 p.m. for kids, 5 p.m. for adults. Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Prices vary. Info, 658-0658. Experience the power o f taiko -style drumming. DJEMBE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Burlington. $12. Info, 658-0658. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in a djembe drumming class.

photography POLAROID TRANSFERS: June 18, July 23 & August 20, 6-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. $30 each, includes materials. Info, 865-7166. Linda Bryan le'ads this workshop in mak ing Polaroid image transfers from your personal slides. PHOTOGRAPHY: Ongoing class. Jon’s Darkroom, Essex Junction. Info, 879-4485. Beginning photographers, or those in need o f a refresher course, take classes in shooting or black-andwhite processing. Darkroom is available for rent. FIELD W O R K SH O P AT SHELBURNE FARMS: July date to be announced. Frog Hollow State Craft Center. $66/$59 members, includes two additional Burlington meetings. Info, 860-7474. Fred Stetson leads photogs on a mission to “Capture Evening Light”at Shelburne Farms.

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prosperity PROSPERITY W ORKSHOP: Saturday and Sunday, June 2 & 3. South Burlington. Info, 9283003 or CreateProsperity@Juno.com. Phyllis Satink leads a retreat to explore the spiritual secrets o f “abundant living. ”

psychology ARTS-BASED COUNSELING: Beginning in late June, Burling ton. “Way of the Artist” for teens, “Finding O ur Voices” for middle schoolers, “From Tears to Art” for adults who have suffered trauma or loss. Info, 860-6203. Michael Watson, licensed mental health counselor and arts educator, leads these inspiring sessions. CO-DEPENDENCY GROUP: Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Possibilities Counseling Center, Essex Junction. $10/group. Register, 878-6378. The weekly therapeutic group, not affiliated with Al-Anon, is for anyone experi encing co-dependency.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burling ton. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, *strength or speed.

women’s soccer SOCCER ROAD TRIP TO BOSTON: Sunday, July 29, leav ing from Middlebury Recreation Park, 10:30 a.m. $40. Info, 4535885. Take a trip with local rec departments to see the Boston Breakers take on Mia Hamm and the Washington Freedom.

spirit D O W SIN G W ORKSHOP: Saturday, June 2, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 125 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $70. Info, 660-8060. A short lec ture prepares you to practice a vari ety o f dowsing methods. FATHERING AS A SPIRITUAL PATH: Four Tuesdays, beginning June 5, 7-8:30 p.m. Yurt

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Sanctuary, Ten Stones Community, Charlotte. Russell Comstock leads an educational sup port group to explore the dimen sions o f fatherhood. TOLTEC MASTERY & TH E FOUR AGREEMENTS: Wednesday, June 6, 6:30-9 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, 125 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $10. Info, 660-8060. Rebecca Haywood will lead an exploration o f ancient Toltec wisdom to unlock the Spirit Warrior within.

sport ADULT GOLF INSTRUCTIO N : Wednesdays, June 13, 20 & 27, 5:30-7 p.m. or Saturdays, June 16, 23 & 30, 9-11 a.m. Cedar Knoll Country Club Driving Range, Hinesburg. $50. Info, 453-5885. Learn to drive, pitch, chip, putt and hit bunker shots with PGA Certified Instructor Barry Churchill. JUGGLING & UNICYCLING: Saturdays, July 7 through August 11, 10-11:30 a.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. $48, unicycles provided. Info, 453-5885. Learn how to jug gle, ride a unicycle and do other gymnastic moves in sessions for ages 9 and older. SPINNING: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedal your way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment.

substance abuse SUBSTANCE ABUSE TREAT MENT: Weekend program. Possibilities Counseling Center, Essex Jet. Info, 878-6378. Working professionals get non-residential, affordable treatment in a private setting.

summer camps MOVIE-MAKING FILM CAMPS: July 9 through 13, 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. for Grades 7-12. July 16 through 20, 9 a.m. noon, for Grades 4-6. Bristol Teen Center. $45-65. Register, 453-5885. Campers will learn to shoot and edit their own movies in an intensive hands-on production workshop. ROCK ’N ’ ROLL CAMP: July 30 through August 4, 9 a.m. 3:30 p.m. Mt. Mansfield High School, Jericho. $160. Info, 651 7551 or e-mail: vtschoolofthearts@email.com. Music educa tors and players team up to work with aspiring rockers and bands on new material, sounds and tech niques. BEGINNING VIOLIN M USIC CAMP: July 16 through 20, 9 a.m. - noon, for ages 5 and up. Bristol Recreation Department. $95. Info, 453-5885. A violin is not requiredfor this beginning group class using the Suzuki method. SUMMER OPEN POTTERY STUDIO: June 24 through August 3, Tuesdays and Thurs days, 2-4:30 p.m., Wednesdays, 9-11:30 a.m. Bristol Clay Studio, 27 Main Street, Bristol. $20/three classes. Info, 453-5885. All cre ations will be fired and food-safe. SHELBURNE SUMMER ART CAMPS: June 25 through August

3, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Kids 5-11 experi ence “serious art fu n ” in separate, one-week sessions. BRISTOL UNDER T H E SEA: June 25 through 2?, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m., Bristol Recreation Department. $95. Info, 4535885. Kids enjoy a five-day camp with an underwater theme that winds up with a Friday night per formance.

support groups PARKINSON’S: Tuesday, June 5, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Heineburg Center, Heineburg Road, Burlington. Lunch available for purchase. Info, 847-3366. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing Thursdays, 7:30 p.m. First Baptist Church, St. Paul Street. Info, 655-6512. I f you have a problem with debt manage ment, this 12-step program can help. MENTAL ILLNESS: Twelve Thursdays beginning in March, 11 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 No. Winooski Avenue, Burlington. Free. Info, 865-6135. People who suffer from mental ill ness, their families and providers gain support, tools for self-help and new social connections.

tai chi TAI CH I FOR BEGINNERS: Ongoing beginner classes. Thursdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Sundays, 11 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Athletic Club. Tuesday classes 8:30-9:30 a.m., and Mondays, beginning June 4, 12-1 p.m. Yoga Vermont Studios, Chace Mill, One Mill Street, Burlington. $9/each, $80 for 10class card. Info, 651-7575. Session leader Kristen Borquist is a seventhyear student o f local expert Bob Boyd. CHEN STYLE TAIJI W O RK SHOP: Saturday, June 2, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. & Sunday, June 3, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Adamant Comm unity Center. $50 advance/$75 at door. Info, 454-7330 or macmac@sover.net. Learn taiji principles and an entire 16-move ment taiji short form.

women CHANGE H O W YOU SEE, N O T H O W YOU LOOK: Saturday, June 9. Shaftsbury. $70. Saturday, July 28. Burlington. $40. Info, 658-5313. Celebrate your body and appreciate the power o f self-love. LEADERSHIP RETREAT: Friday through Sunday, June 2224. West Hill House, Warren. $600 plus lodging. Info, 425-7227 or www.roundstoneintl.com. Leslie Tucker teach es women to create environments in which work and self are not mutu ally exclusive.

woodworking W O O D CLASSES: Summer classes start June 12. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648 or shelburnescraftschool.org. Beginning to advancedfine woodworking classes and workshops for adults and

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writing TRAVEL-WRITING W ORK SHOP: Saturday, June 9. Smug gler’s Notch Resort, Jeffersonville. $225. Info, 755-6774 or julvt@together.net. Husband-and-wife team Jules and Effin Older share the secrets o f travel writing and photography in a day-long work shop.

yoga YOGA AT T H E SHELBURNE ATHLETIC CLUB: Hatha and Astanga styles, advanced or begin ners. Days and times vary. Shel burne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. $9/single, $80/10 sessions. Info, 985-2229. Experience an invigo rating stretching session in a conve nient location. AWAKENING CENTER YOGA: Ongoing Monday nights, 7-8:30 p.m.; Wednesdays, begin ning May 23, 7-8 a.m.; couples yoga, June 8, 7-9 p.m. Awaken ing Center, 2 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Fees vary. Info, 4254710. Stretch body and mind with sessions in Shelburne Village. ‘BECOM ING PEACE YOGA & MASSAGE’: Ongoing yoga class es, new groups forming. Stress reduction workshop, Sunday, June 3, 9 a.m. - noon. Essex Junction. Info, 878-5299. Release chronic tension, gain self-awareness and “honoryour inner wisdom” through Kripalu-style yoga practice. BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing daytime and evening classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191 or hillyoga@sover.net. Get private or group instruction in prenatal yoga, integrative yoga therapy or gentle yoga for recovery and rehabilitation. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facili tates deep stretching and detoxifying. YOGA VERM ONT: Daily class es, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Ashtanga-style “p ower”yoga classes offer sweaty fu n for all levels o f experience.

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sport WALKING CLUB: See June 2. FULL M O O N PADDLE: Glide along the Clyde by the light of the last full moon of spring. Canoes, paddles and life jackets are provided at the Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 8 p.m. $10. Register, 723-4705.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 2, Depot Park, Rutland. A SEX W O R K H O P FOR YOUTH: Vermont CARES offers a playful session on safe sex. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428. TURTLE TRA IN IN G SES SION: Volunteers get acquainted with the signs of painted and snapping turtles as part of an ecomonitoring project. Delta Park, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Register, 863-5744. QUILTERS GUILD M EET ING: Guests are welcome to patch together ideas for the end of warm-blanket season. Essex Alliance Church, Old Stage Rd., Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6484. ‘COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS’: People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings get support at the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5319. BIRD WALK: Scope out spring migratory birds on a guided stroll around the grounds of Shelburne

Farms, 6:30-8:30 a.m. $5. Info, 985-8686 ext. 15. FATHERS AN D CHILDREN GROUP: Dads and kids spend quality time together during a weekly meeting at the Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. WEEKLY M EDITATION: Learn how focused thought can result in a “calmed center.” Spirit Dancer Books, Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8060. BASIC M EDITATION: Cherokee and Tibetan Buddhist practices help renew the body and spirit. Ratna Shri Tibetan Meditation Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7318.

Wednesday music * Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” * G RUPO VOCAL DESANDANN: See June 5, Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. * WILLIAM PARKER QUAR TET: The frequent Burlington visitor and David Budbill collab orator unleashes his free jazz spir it. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-5966. The bassist speaks pre-performance, 5-6 p.m. RICK AN D T H E RAMBLERS: The country band plays high

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Dear Cecil, Why are the “seven deadly sins”so deadlyl You got your gluttony, envy, greed, etc. Those things, while not admirable, will not kill you. I mean, there’s no commandment in the Bible against pigging out. O f course, your lust kind o f fits in with the neighbor’s wife commandment, but still, what’s the deal with anger? — Ben Satohy Chicago They don’t mean deadly in the sense of putting you in physical danger, muttonhead; they mean destructive of your immortal soul. But it’s not hard to imagine scenarios in which gluttony, envy, greed and so on could get your lit eral butt in a bight, too. I can think of any number of par ties (rap artists, oppressed high school students, past NFL players) who might have benefited from a course in anger management. You raise a good point, though. I mean, how c|id sloth make the list? In a world of slaughter, fanaticism and pain we’re worried because somebody is taking too many naps? The seven deadly sins go back a long way, having got ten their start in Eastern monasticism. The fourth-century Egyptian monk Evagrius Ponticus defined eight deadly sins, which were later reduced to seven, presumably for the same reason there are seven sacraments, seven gifts of the Holy Spirit and seven dwarfs. (In case you’re wondering,

energy, danceable Western swing, traditional tunes and Vermontgrown originals. Sand Bar State Park, Milton, 1 p.m. $2. Info, 893-2825. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Student Sabrina Hepburn per forms pieces for French horn with piano accompaniment by Dan Weiser. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: See May 30. ARTIST LECTURE SERIES: Sculptors Lillian Aye, John Brickels and Christine Jenkins chip in ideas as part of the ongo ing Art’s Alive festival. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30'8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1557.

words ‘EVEN MYSTICS HAVE BILLS TO PAY’ SERIES: See May 30. SARAH STROHMEYER: The local author reads from her debut whodunit, Bubbles Unbound, about a hairdresser turned detec tive. Barnes & Noble, S. Burl ington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. POETRY SLAM: Wordsmiths rack up poetry points at this competitive performance event. Rockydale Pizza, Bristol, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4545. JO H N ELDER: The Middlebury

prof discusses his recent research in Italy and reads from his book, Reading the Mountains o f Home. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 7-9 p.m. Free. Register, 457-2355.

kids ‘TINY TO TS’ STORYTIME: See May 30. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See May 30. STORYTIME: See May 30. TRAVELING NASA EXHIBIT: Check out gadgets developed for use in space, such as smoke detec tors, disposable diapers and cord less tools. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1848. HOM ESCHOOLERS STORY TIME: Kids older than 4 meet up with other homeschooled peers. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

explores dietary therapies and plants that can balance female hormones. Hunger Mountain Food Co-op, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Register, 223-8000. BUSINESS TALK: Jim Thornton of Champlain College’s Business Division speaks at a gathering of the Service Corps of Retired Executives, Prouty Federal Building, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 951-6762. WATER QUALITY LECTURE: The center’s teen interpreters go over the results of an eight-month survey of local water samples. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1848. BUSINESS ROUNDTABLE: Women business owners convene to explore financing in Five sepa rate but simultaneous sessions in Burlington, Montpelier, Rutland, Bellows Falls and Lyndonville, 6-8 p.m. Free. Register, 877-770-8-922.

etc ‘HERBAL W ISD O M FOR MENOPAUSE’: Women get an overview of holistic and herbal approaches to the changes that come with age. McClure MultiGenerational Center Conference Room, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $20. Register, 863-3659. UVM JOB FAIR: Job seekers check out employment opps with the university and talk with recruiters about how to apply. Memorial Lounge, Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3494. ‘HO LISTIC APPROACH TO MENOPAUSE’: A naturopath

they condensed eight to seven by combining pride and vainglory.) But it hasn’t always been the same seven. The current heptad — pride, envy, anger, sloth, avarice, gluttony and lust — was fixed by Thomas Aquinas in the 13th century. Earlier, instead of sloth, there was accidie, often translated as sadness or listlessness. You’re thinking: Sadness? It isn’t bad enough I’m depressed in this life, I’m going to rot in hell for it in the next? I can only point out that the list was developed by desert monks living lives of “Survivor”-type privation. You got some slacker who’s not doing the dishes, you want the bastard to pay. To be strictly accurate, the preferred term isn’t seven deadly sins but seven capital vices, which better conveys the thought that the seven aren’t sins in themselves, merely habits or predilections disposing one thereto. This point was made by Saint Gregory the Great in the sixth century AD and later restated by Aquinas. But the term seven deadly sins survives for obvious reasons — it sounds a lot snappier.

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In current thinking the seven really bad things do not loom very large. I notice in the official Catechism o f the Catholic Church, consisting of 2865 numbered sections and published in 1994 by order of Pope John Paul II, the capi tal sins warrant exactly one paragraph. The principal codi fication of moral transgression for Christians continues to be the Ten Commandments, upon which the catechism confidently excogitates, much as the Supreme Court finds guidance for cable TV regulation in a document written in 1789. Still, you can understand the impulse to find gradations in these things. Even now Catholics distinguish between mortal and venial sin. A mortal sin is one whose object is grave matter and which is also committed with fu ll knowledge and deliberate consent. If not repented, it condemns the sin ner to exclusion from Christ’s kingdom and the eternal death o f hell. Surely such punishment must be reserved for the most infamous crimes. Yet the catechism also tells us that on Sundays and other holy days o f obligation the faithful are bound to participate in the Mass. Deliberate failure to meet this obligation is a grave, presumably mortal, sin, same as if you were Pol Pot. Dante tried to address this by positing nine cir cles of hell, with the minimum security, wear-a-security-bracelet-around-your-ankle-and-sleep-at-home part reserved for pagan poets, Sunday late sleepers and the like while the real badasses had to go farther down. This was strictly a literary conceit, but the catechism does retain the belief in purgatory, where the faithful do time for their nonmortal failings pending reunion with the communion of saints. I personally feel this is inadequate and think the seven deadly sins angle could stand revisiting. N ot that we want to stick with the same seven. Your greed, your gluttony, your lust and so on — maybe those ancient monks considered these great evils. I’m see ing the ingredients of an incentive program that works. — CECIL ADAMS

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Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office (CEDO) announces the availability o f up to 50 full-time, one year A *VISTA positions in Burlington and through out Vermont in areas o f literacy/education and community/economic development. Gain profes sional experience while joining the war on poverty with Burlington’s nationally recognized A *VISTA program. Monthly stipend o f $791, health insur ance, and $4,725 educational award. Minorities, people o f color, and persons with disabilities encourage to apply.

Call 865-7276 for more information. Deadline to apply: June 1 , 2 0 0 1

Receptionist/Admin Assistant VPR is seeking a full-tim e Receptionist/ Administrative Assistant for our Colchester office. We are looking for a computer savvy (MS Office) team player with excellent interpersonal, telephone, and other general office skills. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to, answering phones, greeting guests, processing mail, and purchasing office supplies. This position requires common sense, multi-tasking, patience, and a sense of. humor. Internet skills are a plus; interest and famil iarity with public radio, a huge plus. VPR offers competitive pay, full benefits, and a great work environment. If qualified and interested, please send resume and cover letter ASAP to : Vikki Day Vermont Public Radio 20 Troy Avenue Colchester, VT 05446

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Full time tenure track position in Medical/Surgical (to begin August 2001). Duties include classroom teaching, medical/surgical practice and theory, and clinical supervision of junior nursing students. Requirements: Master's degree in nursing; teaching and clinical experience. Additional teaching competencies in leadership, health assessment, and management skills desirable. Send letter and resume to Nursing Search, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663. For additional information; contact mrinker@norwich.edu

Spectrum Youth & Family Services Residential Program Staff Full, part-time, and respite positions available providing overnight supervision and support to

Lake Champlain Regional Chamber o f Commerce. Our friend ly staff offers warm welcomes and guidance to visitors at two area tourism centers. The ideal candidate is personable, has basic to mid-level computer skills, and is comfortable assisting customers over the phone. Rotating schedule includes a mix o f days, evenings, weekends, and some holidays. $8.75/hr with excellent benefits. Send resume to Attn: Tourism Specialist, LCRCC, 60 Main Street, Burlington, V T 05401. Fax to 863-1538. Applications accepted until position is filled.

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teens and young adults.

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S o ftw a re Technical Support Person Ivy C o m p u te r Inc. is grow ing and we are looking fo r long-term employees to g ro w along w ith us. Ivy has been creating softw are fo r over 15 years. If you

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This is a full-tim e position supporting softw are developed by Ivy. Extensive knowledge o fW in d o w s and the use o f PC softw are is required. M ust comm unicate com fortably w ith custom ers, in everything from answering basic questions to explaining elaborate steps, w hile keeping custom ers at ease. * Above all, you m ust w o rk and play well w ith others!

Guitar Teacher - 0.4 FTE U -32 Jr.-Sr. High School 2001-2002 VACANCY We are seeking an experienced educator to teach in our new state-of-the-art music facility. Must be enthusiastic and student centered, skilled in standards-based instruction and assessment, and committed to educating all students to high standards. Appropriate licensure by the State o f Vermont required. Interested individuals please submit a letter o f interest, resume, three current letters o f reference, transcript, and evidence of licensure. Send to Dorothy Blake, Principal, U-32 Jr.-Sr. High School, 930 Gallison Hill Road, Montpelier, VT 05602. Applications will be accepted until fdled. Equal Opportunity Employer

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The CVOEO Administrative Coordinator will focus on administrative responsibilities for the CVOEO Board of Directors, Executive Director and Resources Manager. The primary administrative respon sibilities include staff support to the Board of Directors and administrative support to the Executive Director and Resources Manager, coordination in the preparation of annual reports, internal newsletter and other regular communications efforts within the agency. The primary responsibilities in Human Resources include maintaining the personnel data base and filing system for personnel record keeping, creating reports as needed and assisting in the administration of a variety of benefit programs including enrollments and orientations.

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Sustainable Agriculture Faculty/Farm Manager Oversees farm program, supervises farm work, and'teaches agricultural classes. Sterling College fol lows a small, family farm model — everyone participates in caring for animals and the organic gar den. The successful candidate will have demonstrated strong interpersonal, organizational, manage rial, agricultural, and instructional skills. An undergraduate degree in animal husbandry, plant sci ence, sustainable agriculture, or a related field is required. Must be qualified and willing to teach at least two of the following courses: Farm Projects, Farm Workshop, Agricultural Techniques, or Animal Science. To apply, send cover letter, resume, and contact information for three references to Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, VT 05827. Deadline for applications is June 15, 2001. Start: August 1, 2001. EOE.

This new position will join the central administrative office of Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Inc. (CVOEO) located at 191 North St., Burlington on the second floor. The work week will be 40 , hours per week Monday through Friday with some evening work required. The programs that comprise CVOEO, Inc. are Champlain Valley Head Start, Champlain Valley Weatherization Services, Community Action offices providing advocacy, referral and emergency services, the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf, Vermont Tenants, Inc., Vermont Fair Housing Project, the Mobile Home Program, Micro Business Development Program, and the Abuse and Rape Crisis Program in Franklin and Grand Isle Counties. Program services are provided to income eligible Vermonters throughout the Champlain Valley and statewide. Applications from minorities and diverse cultural groups encouraged. EOE. Send a cover letter and resume describing your background and experience by June 15th to:

Administrative Coordinator Search CVOEO, Inc. PO Box 1603 Burlington, VT 05402

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I ADULT EDUCATION I TEACHER Vermont Adult Learning seeks teacher for a program providing career exploration and job readiness skills to prepare welfare recip ients for employment. Ideal candidate will have background teaching adult education and the ability to work with participants The UVM Upward Bound Program is currently hiring women for its summer Resident Assistant positions. Must be able to w ork from 6 /1 3 to 7 / 2 7 and enjoy working with high school stu dents. Info, Upward Bound O ffice at (802) 6 56-2964.

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TRAINERS & RECRUITERS. Marketing team expanding. Seeking ambitious persons with experience in teaching, public speaking or as business owner/operator. Flexible hours at home.Commission position. Fax resume to 518-597-3218 or mail to PO Box 5, Crown Pt., NY 12928.

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Chittenden Central Supervisory Union Attn: Human Resources 7 Meadow Terrace Essex Jet., VT 05452 EOE

HESITH ClU B MANAGER M anage fro n t desk staff, aerobics, pool operations, tennis program , massage program , and m aintenance. Personal fitness tra in e r preferred. College degree preferred. M in im u m o f 3 years p rio r experience in a resort o r * com m e rcia l fitness fa cility required. This is a fu ll tim e ; year round p o s itio n w ith benefits. C ontact H u m a n Resources, Sugarbush Resort 802 -583-6400 o r co n ta ct us o n lin e at w w w .sugarbush.com . EOE

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V ER M O N T LAN D TRU ST R e a l E s ta te P a r a le g a l Interested in working for a successful non-profit organization to conserve Vermont’s productive landscape? We are seeking an individual with initiative and selfdirection interested in working as part of a team. This is a full time position responsible for the legal support functions associated with closing transactions involving the donation or purchase of conservation easements. Specific duties include drafting purchase and sale agreements (using standard forms), conservation easements, deeds, pledge agreements, and related tax and legal documents; reviewing title policies; and preparing pre-closing memoranda and settlement statements for review. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree and/or paralegal certificate plus three years of relevant experience iri real estate law, including title searches, title insurance, deed preparation and execution, mortgages and other liens, and general real estate closing procedures; strong legal writing, editing, proofing and communication skills; and knowledge of and commitment to land conservation. Salary: $28,000. Please send resume and cover letter by June 7 to: Search Committee - Vermont Land Trust 8 Bailey Avenue Montpelier, VT 05602-2161 For m o re in fo rm a tio n and jo b description , v is it w w w .v lt.o rg

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Need reliable, energetic female, 12 - 5:30 Mon-Fri. (must do full days, school vaca tions). Includes after-school tutoring for two kids, clean house, cook dinner, laundry, some errands, walk dogs. Great salary for right per son with experience,and excellent references, begins August, with some summer days avail able. Call for interview. 658-5326

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O ur all-organic vegetarian cafe is seeking creative, experienced cooks to prepare salads, soups and main entrees. We are also seeking prep cooks and general kitchen workers. All positions full-time. Career-m inded individ u a ls are offered benefits and the o p p o rtu n ity to earn excellent wages. Reliability and desire to hold a long term po sitio n a m ust. Creative, self-m otivated individuals w ith excellent custom er service skills please call Laura at 863-2569.

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emotional and behavioral challenges. This is a great first experience fo r new graduates. All positions are full-tim e, year round opportunities beginning in June & August. T h e annual salary range is 2 2-2 3 K plus full benefits. B.A. Required. Kindly submit your resume and three references to Kristie Reed.

SCIENCE TEACHER Seeking a full-tim e teacher o f Science with students grades 7 -10 at the Jean Garvin School. M ust be skilled in assessing and adapting instruction to student’s abilities and needs, collaborating w ith others, managing student behavior, and responding to the needs and dynamics o f students w ith em otional-behav ioral challenges. Com petitive salary and full benefits. V erm on t teacher’s license in secondary Science education, o r comparable training and expertise, needed. C o v er letter, resume, and 3 references to: Jim Aja.

SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER Seeking a full-tim e Special Educator to join an experienced team at the Baird School. Assessment, gener'a l instructional, behavioral shaping, specific skill building, and collaborative teaming skills needed. Team teaching structure. Highly supportive w o rk environm ent - a great place to learn and grow professional

ly. C om petitive salary and full benefits. V erm on t teaching license in Special Education, o r enrollm ent in a license producing higher ed. program, required. C o v er letter, resume, and 3 references to: Jim Aja.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Seeking a skilled individual to perform an array o f administrative support tasks fo r special education p ro grams o f the Baird C enter. Part-tim e o r full-tim e opportunities available. C o v er letter, resum e, and 3 references to: Jim Aja.

CASE MANAGER H iring m aster’s level clinician to provide service coordination & support to families o f young children w/Autism . W o rk as part o f a team providing intensive early intervention services. Exciting op portunity to contribute to developing program. Exp. w/children w/dev. disabilities o r em otional/behavioral chal lenges desired. Send resume to A nne Paradiso, LICSW .

Licensed m aster’s level mental health clinician sought fo r challenging position jointly hired by Baird and the N o rth e as te rn Family Institute in cooperation w ith the D ep artm e n t o f Mental H ealth. Responsibilities include Intake, care coordination, utilization review and quality assurance fo r all C hittenden C ounty youth served in Intensive C om m unity Based Services between both agencies in a seamless system o f care. Successful candidates will have 3+ years experience in the tre a tm e n t and care coordination o f youth with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances; knowledge o f w rap-around and creative forms of intensive com munity based mental health services; w orking knowledge o f child mental health system in VT; expertise in utilization review and outcomes m easurem ent essential. Excellent interpersonal and public relations skills, com puter literacy and proven ability to w o rk in a fastpaced team -oriented environm ent. N o te : this is a te m p o rary position which could becom e perm anent. Send cover le tte r and resume to Robin Yandell.

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BRO CH U RE D ISTR IB U TOR. Pleasant independent outdoor work. Good pay. Chittenden area resident job restocking local tourist brochure racks, mostly on waterfront. Each year May through October, averaging 20 hours weekly. Starts now. Day work, some flexi bility, light cleaning/lifting. Car, organized, record keeping skills, reliable, ref erences. Call 434-4569. CAMPAIGN 2001- Help re elect Hispanic mayor of major US city. Experience high-profile election. Learn political campaigning. Housing/expense allowance. Job opportuni ties for graduates. 773539-3222. (AAN CAN) CAN YOU FIX CARS? Auto mechanic needed, start immediately. Bourne’s Service Center, South Burlington. 658-6460, ask for Rene.

CNC MACHINE OPERATOR wanted: Experience-based salary and benefits. Resumes to Alchemy Industries, 1 Tigan St., Winooski, VT 05404.

DELI ATTENDANT. Full time, days upbeat, person able. Contact Chris at 865-3354. DROP-OFF CEN TER Operator. $9.54 per hour, Sat. 8-4. The Chittenden Solid Waste District is seeking motivated individu als to work in a fast-paced setting. Outside work. Good communication skills a must. Position available immediately. Call Lee Tuure at 872-8100 ext. 212.

EXTRAS/ACTORS. Up to $500 a day! All looks needed. Call for info 1-800-260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN) FEM ALE MODELS: Professional artist is look ing for attractive and well toned females 18-35 to model nude for paintings. Good pay. Send a descrip tion of yourself along w/ photo to SCS Studio, P.0. Box 321 Stowe, VT 05672

FUN SUMMER JO BS: Vermont Expos are looking for summer help to work at Centennial Field. Variety of positions are available. For more information call 655-4200. FUNCTIONS Coordinator, front desk, PT waitstaff, and bartender needed. Competitive salary. Apply within or call 496-6350. The Pitcher Inn, Warren Village, VT.

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Administrative Assistant. Become part of a team, providing holistic health care in a friendly and car ing environment. Looking for responsibility, attention to detail, long-term com mitment, and ability to multi-task. 30 hrs/wk. Send resume to Sobel Family Chiropractic, 22 Patchen Rd, S. Burlington, 05403. Fax 658-2264, or e-mail spinedoc@together.net.

IN TER N ET & DATABASE Developers. Excellent salary, bonuses, benefits & work environment. 6 Degrees Software, 176 Battery St., Burlington, VT 05401. www.6degrees.com LEONARDO’S PIZZA needs drivers. Deliver award win ning pizza. Apply at 1160 Williston Rd. Ask for Paul. MAKE FU LL-TIM E will only working part-time. Average over $ 10/hr to start we offer hourly wage, weekly commissions & nightly cash bonuses. Flexible scheduling. No selling involved. No experience required. For more informa tion call 652-9626.

MALE MODELS WANTED for adult video. Good pay for fun work. Must be 1830, good-looking, and in good shape. Call Firewater productions, 800-547-0166.. “ info@rawguys.com” .

PAIN TERS WANTED: Experienced, transporta tion, great work environ ment, good pay (min. $ 10/hr.). Call Steven at Expert Painters 865-9839.

SUMMER CH ILD CA RE needed for 1.5-year-old girl in Starksboro. Thurs. and Fri., 12:45 p.m. to 11:30 p.m.. $7/hr. Call Emily or Bill at 453-2502. TRATTORIA DELIA, restau rant position: Dishwasher. Award winning professional kitchen is hiring for the above position. Competitive pay, signing bonus, free meals, family operated, flexible schedule, room to grow. Apply in person after 5 p.m. at 152 St. Paul Street or by appointment, 864-5253.

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► automotive AUDI ALLOY W H EELS: 15 inch, $125 for set of 4. Call Alex at 862-0392. C H R Y SLE R LEBARON, 1993, V6, auto, pwr everything, everything 100%. $2500 obo. Call 434-7224, Iv msg. ESCO RT GT 1989 135K mi., 5 spd manual, exc. running cond. $750. Call 860-2894.

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► space for rent BURLINGTON: Downtown office to share with therapist and/or body worker. Central location, very reasonable rent. Parking. Call Walter at 863-0413. BURLINGTON: Established downtown eating disorders psychotherapy practice has 2 sublet days avail. Phone, voice mail and parking includ ed. Call 863-7005.

► space wanted BURLINGTON AREA: Office space wanted to rent 1 or 2 nights a week for music class es. Please call 899-1113 or e-mail yahmberg@sover.net.

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BURLINGTON: Caroline St. July 1st. Bedroom & living room to be newly carpeted, equipped kitchen, 2 big clos ets, small bath, landing at head of stairs suitable for small home office. Charming neighborhood near lake & rec path: Tolerant, friendly neigh bors; mature trees. Share backyard, your own entrance & small deck w/seasonal sun set, lake & mtn views. $700/mo. includes heat, hot water, off-street parking, stor age room in basement. You pay electricity, trash. No smokers/dogs. Call 862-2646 or e-mail shine@together.net. SH ELBU RN E: Locust Hill, 2bedrooms, 2.5 baths, garage, fireplace, W/D, pool, tennis. Avail 6/1. $1150/mo. + utils. Call 425-2910. WINOOSKI: The Woolen Mill “Vermont’s Most Unique Apartments.” Spacious loft style apartments offering exposed brick and beams,river views, professional on site management. Pool, racquetball court and health club included in rent. Studios, 1, 2, 2 + loft, parking. No pets. Call M-F, 9-5 for more infor mation. (802) 655-1186.

► housing wanted BURLINGTON AREA: Prof., responsible, friendly, couple with small dog seeks 1-2 bed room. Excellent refs. Call 326-4205. BURLINGTON AREA: Quiet, considerate, non-smoker, 40s. no pets, no nonsense, looking for apt. $650/mo. maximum. Call Paul at 864-8286. Friend of Dr. Bob/Bill W. BURLINGTON AREA: Young F prof, seeks room/apt. to rent for any period of time between 6/24 and 8/18. Responsible, friendly, nonsmoker. Please e-mail brynchernoff@yahoo.com. BURLINGTON: Female grad, student seeking room to rent from 6/1 through August. Have one neutered cat. Please call 617-247-0479 or 617-335-9058 or e-mail skarinch@mit.edu.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Handy, energetic couple look ing for year-round simple, rus tic place to rent by Sept. 1. Willing to trade farming/carpentry skills for portion of rent. Call Heidi at 802:295-7006.

► housemates BURLINGTON: 2 prof., active women seeking 25+ prof, male to share large downtown apt. Parking, hardwood floors. Avail 7/1. $383/mo. + utils and deposit. Call 652-0783. BURLINGTON: Female to share 2-bedroom apt. Starting 6/1, gardening possible. Young prof ./grad, student, Jr./Sr. preferred. No pets. $340/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 860-0724. BURLINGTON: Prof/grad, f, for 2-bedroom apt., lake views, hrdwd firs, no smoking/pets, partially furnished. $475/mo. Call 863-4162. BURLINGTON: Red Rocks, beach access, beautiful, quiet condo. F, prof ./grad, student. Room, shared kitchen and bath, parking, W/D. $400/mo. + utils. Avail 7/15. Call 865-3213. BURLINGTON: Shared condo at 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1-bedroom, 1-1/2 BA, W/D, parking. Prefer F prof./grad. No pets. Avail. June 4. $385/mo. 660-7172. CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Are you a caring person tired of high rents? We have elder home providers who charge low/no rent in exchange for a few hours of weekly household work and friendly company. Call Project Home at 863-5625. EHO.

ESSEX: Responsible, healthy person to rent 2 rooms in my home. Hrdwd firs, nice back yard. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 878-7005. H INESBU RG: Mature, respon sible person wanted to share contemporary home in wooded country setting. Own bath room, dog friendly. $450/mo. includes all utilities. Call 482-2394. JERICHO : 2 mellow profes sionals seek third to share cool, mostly furnished house. HW floors, fireplace, W/D, big yard, real convenient location. Dog provided. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils. + deposit. 899-4947 S. BURLINGTON: Looking for mature, prof, non-smoker. Must be neat and like cats. W/D, parking, avail. July 1. $378/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Alii at 652-5957. SH ELBU R N E: Male roommate wanted to share 3-bedroom apt. N/S, quiet, flexible and kid-friendly. No TV addicts/ pets. Not yet furnished. W/D available, private beach, beautiful, quiet setting. $450/mo. + 1/2 heat. Refs, deposit required. Call 985-9194. U NDERH ILL: 1 bedroom in 3bedroom house. W/d, 30 min. from Burlington, no deposit or lease. $450/mo. includes all utilities. Call 899-4115. VERGENNES: Seeking fresh start? Female, 21+ to share a nice country home. Openminded, liberal. Rent and pay in exchange for housekeeping, light cooking and other duties. Call 877-0009. W ILLISTON: F to share new spacious 3-bdrm townhouse, W/D, 1.5 miles from IBM, $550/mo. +■utils, no pets/smoking. Call 879-0412, Iv. message.

► room for rent BURLINGTON: Furnished room in guest house, down town. Clean, quiet, parking, cable, W/D. Shared kitchen/bath. No smoking/ pets. Prof, or full-tim e stu dent. $450/mo. includes all. 862-3341.

► vacation rental CH ITTENDEN COUNTY: Incorrect phone # first week, please try again! Magical, light filled with lake view and breezes from every window. Ideal for 1 or 2 couples (live at lake, work in Burlington). 15 min. from Burlington. Own docks and kayaks. Avail. June and some weeks in July and August. Call 802-457-3923.

COLORADO R O CKIES: Beautiful, secluded, spacious, new solar powered home for rent. 10,500 sq. ft., lake, mtn biking, hiking, wild flow ers out the door, 7 mi. to Crested Butte, 3-bedroom, full kitchen, deck, BBQ, killer views. Avail. June - Winter. $200/night. Contact jayrobin@pcrs.net or call 970-349-7031. SOUTH HERO: Lakefront cot tages, private, top quality, open Memorial Day through foliage, weekly July and Aug. Avail for fishing derbies, grad uation weekends. Call 802-372-4581.

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► misc. services HOUSE CLEANING. Dependable, thorough, and reasonable. Free estimate. 238-0161. RENTALS: Windsurf and kayak, seven days, Sandbar State Park. For more info call Inland Sea at 802-862-3847.

TRANSLATIONAL SER V ICES. Native French speaker, 15 years experience English to French translation of advertis ing, web sites, commercial documents, literary works, etc. Georgette, 899-4389. wwwtogether.net\~ggp. ------- -

W INDSURF A LL SUMMER: Includes lessons and gear. $149. Located at Sandbar State Park. For more info cail Inland Sea at 802-862-3847.

► tutoring SECOND ANNUAL SUMMER math camp. Do your kids have trouble remembering their math facts over the summer? Call Teresa at 879-0078 for a free brochure.

► organic ORGANIC FARM in Burlington’s Intervale offers affordably priced farm mem berships. Members receive basket of seasonal produce (sweet corn, tomatoes, mesculn, strawberries, more) ea. wk. from Jun.-Nov. Delivery avail. Info: 862-5929. www.urbanrootsfarm.com.

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APPENDIX A, ZONING #2001-08 Heights in CBD-T District It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That appendix A, Zoning, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amend ing Sec. 5.3.16 thereof to read as follows:

ject undertaken bv a privately, publicly or cooperatively owned utility, or any combina tion thereof. that requires a certificate of public good from the Vermont Public Service Board or an Act 2 5 0 permit from the Environmental Board or District Environmental Commission shall be consid ered a public improvement project.

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Remainder of (b) As written. (c) Requirements: (1) Review committee. As written. (2) New roadways. As written. (3) Substantial highway reconstruction projects. On all substantial roadway recon struction or public improve ment projects in the area of the city listed below, utility facilities will be installed or relocated underground in accordance with the specifica tions of the affected utilities and the locational require ments of the department of public works: a. The Waterfront CommercialWest (WFC-W), Waterfront Commercal-East; (WFC-E), Waterfront Recreation, Conservation, Open Space (WRC), Waterfront Enterprise (WFE) and the Waterfront Residential, medium density (WRM) zoning districts as defined in the zoning ordi nances; b. As written. c. As written. d. Bike paths, view View corri dors and any other main approaches as delineated in the municipal development plan in effect at the time of the project. However, in these identified areas, the city shall consider whether there is an alternative to underground placement of utilities that is more appropri ate. The underground utilities review committee shall deter mine the placement of utili ties on all such projects for these areas using all relevant considerations including, but not limited to, aesthetics, public safety, physical and technical considerations of construction, alternatives to underground placement and an analysis of the economic impacts of requiring the placement of utilities under ground for the project. Any of the member depart

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STREETS AND SIDEWALKS Regulating the placement of utility facilities below ground It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 27, Streets and Sidewalks, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sec. 27-126 thereof to read as fol lows: (a) Purpose. As written. (b) Definitions. The following terms, whether singular or plural, shall be defined as fol lows: Person: Any agency, individ ual, firm, company, associa tion, society, corporation, body or group, Public improvement project: Any project undertaken by a local, state, or federal body

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TAURUS

(Apr. 20-M ay 20): Your ring fingers are the least useful parts o f your hands, right? Yet much historical lore attributes a special sen sitivity to them. In medieval Europe, apothecaries believed their “leech fin gers” could detect when mixtures o f herbs had harmful qualities. It was also in that era that married couples first wore their wedding rings in the place where everyone does today. Both traditions originated in an even more ancient notion that a unique nerve links the fourth digit directly to the heart. I mention this, Taurus, because your ring finger is a potent symbol right now. As one example o f what it should move you to meditate on: A resource you believe to have marginal value may be essential in keeping your sympathy flowing and your feelings thriving.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): M ost people associate innocence with naivete. Conventional wisdom regards it as belonging to children and fools and rookies who lack the intelligence and experience to know the tough truths about life. But I pro pose a different definition, especially designed for your use in the coming weeks. Your innocence, Gemini, will be ripe and sophisticated. It’ll be based on a savvy understanding that the world is always changing, and therefore deserves to be seen fresh

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AQUARIUS (Jan 20 every day. Your innocence will be fueled by your willful determination to empty your mind o f all preconcep tions and amp up your love for all o f creation. I can’t wait to see you tap into your primal reserves o f curiosity.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): I was kicking the crap out o f my TV the other day (having just zipped through 72 channels without finding a single scrap o f decent entertain ment), when suddenly I was pos sessed by the spirit o f Lucille Ball. I knew it was she because as soon as she settled in she unleashed her trade mark cackle. “D on’t kick your TV, Robbie baby,” she scolded. “H ug it. Kiss it. Compliment it. Same goes for anything that’s frustrating you or dis appointing you or making you feel insecure: D on’t hurt it. Be nice to it. Heal it, if you can. And by the way, Robbie baby, this advice applies to all o f your fellow Crabs as well as you. Tell ’em I said so.”

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): “I need moral support, artistic mentors, loyal friends and spiritual leaders,” writes Hannah J., a Leo reader from Philadelphia, “and I need them now!” O n the other hand, there’s Eric G., a Leo reader from Halifax, Nova Scotia. “Amazingly enough, I really do have all the help I need,” he claims. “What I want next are more constructive critics, good competitors who fight fair, loved ones who don’t automati cally think every thing I do is perfect and enemies who inspire me to become better.” I have good news for all you Leos: In the com ing weeks, you’ll have abundant opportunities to benefit from the influences that both Hannah and Eric seek.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Thank you for choosing the world’s only advice column designed specifi

cally for gorgeous god-like geniuses like you. We humbly acknowledge the enormous competition we face for the privilege o f serving your spiri tual entertainment needs. Before we go on, there is one thing you should know about the sweet, supportive tone we consistently direct your way: W hile we do go to extreme lengths to counteract the mass media’s portrayal o f you as a status-obsessed narcissist driven by petty desires, we never indulge in mere flattery. Our praise is always based on the absolute truth. And when we assert that you have all the resources and free will you need to create the life you want, we are not pandering to your egotism. Indeed, the coming weeks should prove that even our most grandiose estimates o f you are too modest.

place long ago, either when you were a child or in a past incarnation. The power and meaning o f that Big Uproar, which lay dormant for years, recently awoke. As o f today, this part o f your life is like a living fossil. Here’s the downside: You’re getting dragged back to work on problems you thought were gone. The upside: You’ll have a chance to harvest lost truths that’ll make you wiser and happier. (P.S. Put images o f dragon flies and magnolias on your altar for the duration o f the drama.)

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LIBRA

22-D ec. 21): There are two kinds o f people in the world: those who want someone else to rescue them from their demons and fill up the holes in their souls, and those who are com mitted to rescuing themselves and filling the holes in their own souls. I believe that many o f you Sagittarians are now at a crossroads: You’re under going a self-exploration that’ll deter mine which o f the two types you will be for many years to come. I’m sure you know how I hope it all turns out.

SCORPIO

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): If I were king, everyone would have an inalienable right to ample amounts o f food, shelter, clothing, medical care and psy chotherapy. Sadly, even the most enlightened crusaders for economic justice don’t include that last necessity among the rights worth fighting for. That’s why I’m assured a gig for the foreseeable future. For many o f my readers, I’m the closest thing to a therapist. They regard me as a com passionate witness who asks them to think, feel and do things outside o f their usual contexts. As much as I love this role, my dears, I think you may need a more personal version o f my services during the coming weeks. Please enlist a pro to gently kick your

(Sept. 23-O ct. 22): Libra is rarely the first sign that leaps into an astrologer’s mind when he or she thinks about the sexiest signs o f the zodiac. Smoldering Scorpios probably come first, then maybe radi ant Leos or mysterious Pisceans or electrifying Aries. Librans are often considered too harmonious and bal anced to exude erotic unpredictabili ty; too refined and graceful to pro voke crazy longing in anyone. But we need to set aside all those biases in the coming weeks: So say the plane tary omens. I hereby declare you Libras to be the reigning Masters o f Beguiling Love. (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Dragonflies and magnolias are living fossils. They’ve outlived all other species that were their contem poraries when they first came on the evolutionary scene eons ago. I pro pose that we make them your power animal and lucky flower. Here’s my reasoning: You’re now being trans formed by a series o f events that took

CAPRICORN

Feb. 18): It’s a good week for you to write a 10-page essay titled, “People, Places, and Things I Didn’t Know I Loved.” To do this project justice, you should wander far and wide, allowing yourself the luxury o f getting into good m ischief and stir ring up high-class temptations. Oh, I should add that it’ll be important for you to open your eyes and heart wider than usual. O ne more hint: Act on the assumption that you’re now receptive, for the first time, to sources o f sweet delight that you never imag ined existed.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Mine is just one small voice urging you to give yourself all the slack you need. The nature spirits echo my plea, as do the secret helpers that are working behind the scenes to turn you into the gorgeous curiosity you were born to be. Gaia herself, the liv ing Goddess o f our planet, would also like you to take a few days off so that you might nurture yourself with more ferocious tenderness. Indeed, the 200 billion stars in the Milky Way Galaxy have aligned in such a way as to give you a mandate to luxuriate in your sanctuary and temporarily relinquish all ambition; to relax down to the marrow o f your bones and align yourself with the rhythms o f the Great Mystery. (7) You can call Rob Broxsny, day or night for your

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cheeseburgler. Enjoys french fries at the SWM, 24, FIT. ISO OLDER F, LATE 20S OR beach, sleeping-in, break, in bed, dirty food. I 30s, in good shape, for wild, erotic, no NO vegans or chicken eaters please. 6355 l strings attached sexy romp! 6245

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ART THOU SENSITIVE, INTUITIVE, SPIRITUAL, * SUI GENERIS, BLUE-EYED TALL GUY W/AN

HAVE BODHRAN, TOUCH OF GREY, ABSOLUT-

joyous, sensual & aesthetic? Doest thou enjoy “ B Minor Mass” , “ Magic Flute” , & “Trout Quintet”? Be ye also an admirer of lakes & oceans, travel, cooking, walks & talk? ISO, NSP, 50+, Unity or Anglican a +.

6353________________________________________

SOULFUL, SENSUOUS, SENSITIVE, SWPM, 37, new to area. Seeks, intelligent, spiritual, sane SF, 24-39, to explore Burlington, Montreal, nature & more. ND, NS, NA. 6326

ACTIVE, HONEST, FRIENDLY SWM, 39. ISO younger SWF. Enjoy outdoor activities, nature & quiet times. ND, NS, for friendship, sharing fun times, relationship. Let’s talk & have fun in the sun. 6325

JUST TURNED 24; SWM, 5’u ”, 230 LBS., aspiring cartoonist. ISO smart, attractive 1928 YO F, to celebrate continued existence. Race/weight unimportant. 6324

MOUNTAIN GUY, ARTIST. GENTLE NATURE,

affinity for danger & piquant conversation.

l ISO chic, athletic, 40-something F w/a sense

« of humor & adventure for romantic fun. 6243 * * SWM, 29, 5’u ”, BL. EYES, BROWN HAIR. ISO * SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. • 6242 ’ * LONE WOLF TYPE. PRIME M, NS, LIKES * books, movies, cooking, rollerblading, bik ing, hiking & overnight camping/fishing trips • along backcountry streams. ISO independent * she-wolf interested in communicative, recip » rocal LTR.6240 * * TWO VIBRANT 81 ECCENTRIC MAD RIVER skiers ISO at least four strikingly beautiful, « hard-core athletic F to share epic tele-ski * days, starry sensual nights, spring flowers, » steep couloirs, & distant travels! 6235

53, grown children, self-employed. Free time spent in mountains: skiing, hiking, climbing. ISO muse, slender, SCH, to join me in the mountains or meet at the end of day. 6323

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* * WHO, ME? WHAT, YOU? LOVE SAILING, HIK* ing, travel, live performances, friends. * Words: read, write, repartee, quick humor. DATE FOR STYX1 DWM, YOUNG 38, SMOKER. I 50s, fit, attractive, intelligent. You: 55-65, Good looks, build. Seeks slender F, 25-45, * like some of the same. Why not?6564 who is .outgoing & fun to be with. Start now « GWF, 32, ISO, 25-37 YO. LIKES MUSIC, as friends & experience great music. 6319 *» dancing, movies, laughing, giving/receiving

DWPM, HARD-WORKING, ACTIVE, FIT GENT-

« back rubs 81 more. We can be friends then

tleman. ISO sincere, attractive lady, 40S-50S, for ser. relationship. Enjoys outdoors, country living, dancing. Honest & caring. 6317

* maybe LTR in the future. You never know? I Try! Will respond to all. 6443 <

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING

WPF SEEKS FUN, FRIENDSHIP, COMPANION-

ship & maybe LTR with F 21-47. Many inter « ests. Life is short. Let’s enjoy it!6320

for? I’m an attractive, 36 YO M who is honest & trustworthy. If this is what you’re look- 1 ing for, & you’re a friendly, honest & easyl going F, 27-43 who would like to share in a « relationship, please call. 6315 » BIWM, 5’9", BR. HAIR/EYES, SHORT HAIR. AFTER YEARS OF RIPPING ON SINGLES ADS, * ISO Bi CUs or BiS, 18-35, slim to med. build, here I am. 23 YO SPM, new to area. ISO * short hair. For weekday morning fun. Must smart, cute, cool, 21-26 YO SF for whatever l be disease free. 6597 things should lead to. 6313 *

men Mekinq men

ITS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME. SWPM,

S & M BUDDIES WANTED. GWM, 36, RUG• ged handsome type. Into bondage, fetishes.

30s, 6’, 160 lbs., new to Burlington. Happy, fit, attractive, successful, responsive. Silly, wimpy dog. Enjoy whistling in the wind, simple pleasures, quiet conversations.6297

* * * J

Seeks hot times w/dom. guys, 25-45.6460

YOUNG, 19 YO M, ISO ONE OR MORE G OR Bi M for erotic fun. Confidentiality a must. Call me & we will arrange something.6447

NATURE BOY SEEKS NATURAL WOMAN. WM, * GWM, 29, 5’8’, 160 LBS. ISO MASCULINE,

40, NS, country background. Currently stuck * in the city. ISO intelligent, happy, feminine * companion for Green Mtn. getaways, explor- * ing expeditions, quiet times'at home.6296 »

straight-acting, hairy-chested man in uni form. Especially a cop or military man. Must be available mornings & evenings. Discretion assured.6438

COWBOY SEEKS HIS MISS KITTY. FRUSTRAT- J HAIRY, BAD BOY NEEDS SPANKING & DOMI-

ed MaWM ISO female friends. I’m honest, sensitive, passionate. Like dining, dancing, romance, fast cars & faster women. Let me spoil you. All answered. 6294

» nation by daddy or brother. Maybe a j mommy/daddy scene. Teach me a lesson on * my bare ass. Thank you. Call or write. 6389 »

OUT OF HIBERNATION. MID-AGED RUNNER,

« ISO bi-cur. M, 18-30, to explore. No strings,

hiker. NS, 5’9” , 175 lbs. Loves drawing, photography, books, children, folk guitar. ISO caring, open, free spirit to share walks, talks & the joy of each other. 6293

LOOKING FOR A SPRING FLING? SOME FUN in the sun? Then I can be your tan man. SWM, late 40s, medium height/weight, blonde/blue. ISO SF, 30-50, NS, ND.6289

Bi-CUR. SWM, 28, 6’, 185. FIT, ATTRACTIVE.

» discretion a must. No mail please.6385 » « SUMMER IS COMING, THE SUN HAS RETURN* ed! GWPM, 43, attractive, fit, nudist ISO of other male followers of Helios, Greek god of « the sun, to work on our tans together & more! 6375

DO YOU MEET THE GRADE?

good-looking, funny 37 YO. 230 lbs., 5’6” , beefy bear type (bottom), with strong, hairy chest. ISO masculine friendly guy to share life’s great adventures with. 6248

Mine are: B in appearance, A in sociability, R in sex, N in sm oking, S in relationship status, average emotional stability, 45 in age.

ely no talent or experience; tooking to play w/other Celtic souls. Like Joey Ramone, atti tude & imagination are more important than ability. 6580

SWM, 31, SEEKS SF NYMPHOMANIAC FOR weekend getaway to Montreal. Romance and pampering promised in exchange for raising the awareness of this sexual novice. Discretion and honesty a must. 6453

CINDY: ITS BEEN ALMOST 3 YEARS SINCE

6574

we met thru Seven Days. On May 19th, it will be a year we have been married. I Love you just as much today as when we met. I love you. XOXOXO. Kent 6449

ADRENALINE JUNKIE SEEKS PARTNER IN climb. Will only tie knot in climbing rope.

6441_________________________ WM, 40S, OPEN-MINDED, WISHES TO SERVE F, CUs. Very clean. No games. Very O.6392

MARTY: WORKED AT DIGITAL, MOVED BACK to VT. You called me after 10 years, I lost your #. Please call again. -SolarGyrl6363

MICHAEL: THIS JERSEY GIRL WAS UP FOR anything but that. Heads up! I know. You’re Quebec City-bound! Are you sure it’s not Mike? 6309

CU ISO BiWF 20-30 FOR TOTAL FUN. Everything goes. Must be dean, open-mind ed & ready to have some really good times with no strings attached. Call & we will work-out the details. 6301

MaWM SEEKING SURROGATE HUSBAND TO perform conjugal duty to 4oish wife. Must be S or D & unattached! Leave description. 6298

ATTRACTIVE, EDUCATED, PHYSICALLY FIT MaCU, 31-43 YO, ISO BiWF with same char acteristics for fun and adventure. NS, no tat toos, pierced parts, and you’ve never answered an ad like this before. 6287

CU SEEKS BiF/HOUSEKEEPER. WE SEEK A BiFemale for erotic release & pleasure. Poten tial for live-in arrangement in our large country home, & compensation in exchange for assistance w/house keeping. 6282

FUN SBiF SEEKS FRIENDS. BRISTOL AREA, outdoor fun, coffee & talk. Relationships not discouraged. Other bisexuals and minorities encouraged. I’m tired of spending Wed. nights alone! Lets get together! 6280

DOES NAUGHTY GIRL NEED A SPANKING? 25 YO SWM ISO submissive SF for safe, clean, discreet, kinky fun! Limits respected. I don’t bite unless you want me to. 6236

fuM §mnd& SF, 25, GEEKY ARTIST-TYPE SEEKS PEOPLE to hang with. Likes comic books, Star Trek, astronomy, drawing & gothic/industrial music. Very dark & cynical. No hippies or psychos! 6295

and a $25 gift certificate to

DAILY

; ERIN, BARRE PMB GIRRL! THANKS FOR ; being the best part of my week. I owe you ; dinner in exchange for the smites. Please ‘ accept, harmlessly yours, John.6567

JAMBER: WE MET ON SHELBURNE RD. \ because you needed directions to Airport. ;We stopped @ BK & I told you the way. ; Coffee sometime? Montpelier is not too far \ away. 6565

IBM PLANT, 3RD SHIFT. WE OFTEN MADE eye contact during 2 AM lunch breaks. You: Red-haired F wearing ‘70s bell bottoms. Me: Long-haired M wearing Indian necklace. Talk over lunch? 6596

I SPY A CUTE BOY SINGING ALONG TO something unintelligible in a silver car! Noonish, 5/17, College St. outside Stone Soup. Next time sing to me, not your dash. 6595________________________________________

GUINNESS DRINKING JOHNNY CASH. FORGET about something in Maine? I’m still here, what are you afraid of? 6592

TO THE FASTEST WOMAN IN VERMONT: Hopefully some day I will catch you. You have been on my mind, Steve 6591

ADVANCE MIKE: SPIED YOU AT Rl RA 5/18. Your gaze made me blush more than once. I can only wonder when I will get to cure my curiosity? Signed, Not A Groupie 6586

BOSTON, WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOU TAKE MY heart with you. Please don’t go anymore. My days are long & nights dark when you aren’t near. 6581

WOODBURY TOWING GUY: BEAUTIFUL, brown-eyed, great sense of humor, quite the flirt. Enjoyed our quality time, would love some more, even golf! Redheaded R.N.6578

I AM AN OLD SOUL, 100% VERMONT, BOILed down to the sweet stuff. I am yummy & so are you. You ask if I’m real... yes, I am real. 6576

MY SUGAR BABY: I CAN’T BELIEVE, ALMOST seven months! I will forever hold you in my arms (and heart), like that Spanish guitar. I love you, your butterfly.6575

•delicious shawl & incredible smile. I couldn’t >get to you through the crowd. If I had, I’d -have asked you to dinner. Friday?6466

■ ME: THE HOT REDHEAD IN CATS MEOW. 'You: Boy who wanted to be kind and gener>ous w/me. Guess who missed out. 6465

;T0 THE BEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST <roommate in the whole world! Congrats and ’ good luck at Smith; always remember there’s »N0 “r” in calculus! Love, the other blonde at <Metronome. 6464

: 5/21, EARLY AFTERNOON. YOU SIT IN THE ’ Church St. sunlight reading a hardcover copy :o f AHWOSG. Play Frisbee? I’m crossing my 1fingers for a call. 6461

I TO THE BUFFEST MOM IN THE WORLD: ERIC I & I love you so much. You’ll succeed in .everything you do mom, don’t you worry! 'We love you!6458

i TO THE WOMAN IN THE TOYOTA THAT TOLD l me that the brake lights on my Saab weren’t ’ working: I think I’m in love. Perhaps? Oh, I and thanks too. 6456

’SUN. 05/13: SMILING GAL IN BLACK ACURA ‘ Integra. Exit 19 on I-89. Me: Red Jeep, ’ looked twice & smiled back, waited. You ’ flashed lights then disappeared. Wanna ; smile some more? 6452

j SARA A. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, IT WILL ; lead you through a bed of roses. Be wary of ;the thorns. Keep your head up, and don’t be ’ a stranger. 6451*l

•SANTA MONICA QUEEN: I SAID HELLO, YOU ; were angry. You said not to call or write. I j respected your wish. I never stopped caring l or wanting to be your friend. 6445

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SLIM, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, SUBMISSIVE Bicurious WF, 40s, looks much younger. ISO Bi or Bi-cur. F, 30S-40S, to assist husband with my discipline & party with both of us. 6314

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Center Street, Burlington 862-9647

AMY, YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME. YOU’VE given me a reason to love again! You’ll always be my little “flower girl” ! Love ya’ baby. Your ring bearer. 6448

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iA f u f , a m t NIKKI: I REALLY ENJOYED MEETING YOU. WE were doing laundry in Montpelier that Wed. night. Now I’m hoping I can find you again, I should have asked your #. Please call! 6440

rFELL IN LOVE WITH A TURKEY SHOOTING

TO THE FRIENDLY JUICE BOY SPOTTED 4/29

BEAUTIFUL GIRL I’LL MISS YOU WHILE

» MOMMY: ME & DADDY WANT YOU TO KNOW

BUTTERFLY, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY

at Dorset St.: It was your first time. Well, prepare yourself for another first! A bunch of Sveedish blondes coming to see you! 6428

you’re finding yourself out there. Thanks for setting me “straight” . You’re a tomcat! 6395

» that you’re the best. We adore you. Love, _______________________________ * Juliette. 6361

heart. You are now & forever will be my lady! All my love, Your Sugar Baby. 6300

DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT TOOTHPICK I

: BABY, I’M DOING IT! I AM SO IN LOVE WITH

4/20, BURLINGTON. YOU: ORANGE TOP,

DRAGONFLY PRINCESS: YOU ARE ALWAYS

gave you? I love you, Jake. Dollface.6387

l you & I am so excited about the possibili-

looking, giving you something to find. Not the right giver, but still a good friend. Have a buttercup day! Guess who? 6427_______ _ _ _

J.B.: I’LL FOLLOW YOU ANYTIME. AM I ONE

« ties! You mean the world to me! Thank you! t Love, your boi 6358____________________________

blonde, bl. shorts, near Leather Express. Me: black car with feet out window. Idiotic for staring at you. Sorry. We smiled. Enjoy spring together? I’m not crazy. 6307___________

woman at Penny Cluse on Sat. 5/5. I would love to do anything with you. Peace, love, you are most beautiful. 6439___________________

5/6, FOODEE’S FRAULEINi CANCEL YOUR

HEY CELLAR GUY. I SEE YOU LOOKING AT

6423_________________________

me & wonder if there is something there. If so, call me. You’ve got my # Magic man, or talk to me at work. 6435_______________________

DANGERMAN: MY KNEES BUCKLE! MY HEAcT

of the thoughts in your funnel? M.I.U.6386

TO WATERFRONT DAN: I MISS YOU VERY much. Do anything for your touch. Sara. 6422______________________________________________

CAROL: YOU SAT NEXT TO ME AT THE BURL UU Easter service. We spoke a little after wards. You sounded smart & interesting. I’d love to talk to you again. 6420_______________

am glad you’re happy. Your wife’s a lucky woman. And it was the 4 tops! I checked! XOXO, Jackie. 6367

TALL BEAUTIFUL BLONDIE. WE MET MET

I SPY BUGI KINDYBUG IS THE ONE I LOVE, &

LET’S MEET IN THAT FIELD SOMEDAY. YOU

the one I love is kindybug. She’s the best bug ever could be, the only one to get songs from me. 6433__________ ________________

know the one, and even Rumi was speaking of ours. I love you. 6398

SONIA DADA. YOU: VERY ATTRACTIVE HS English teacher, Plattsburgh. Northport native. Had to leave before I could find you. Would like to share lunch/lesson plans with you. 6432________________________________________

blonde, tan shorts. Me: Short hair, glasses, jeans, black pullover. As I was walking away, I thought I saw you look back. I was tonguetied. If I get another chance, I will do better. Interested? 6397________________________________

CUTE GIRL SNOWBOARDER (EX-BROOKLYN-

YOU: THE FREAK. ME: THE CONSTRUCTION

ite), with the hip glasses & gorgeous smile. I missed you sooo much. Meet you on the second floor? 6431

worker from across the tracks. You caught my eye. See you in 17 days. Thanks for the kiss. 6396

To respond to Letters Only ads:

w o m a n A a a k in q m a n HEAVEN SENT: 1 ADVENTUROUS, ATTRACTtive angel. Voluptuous, sensual, blue-eyed blonde. WF w/intelligence, wit, sweet temper, passionate nature. ISO friendship, companionship & erotic adventures. Box 950_________

ISO WM, 40s. DWF, 42, ENJOYS SIMPLE LIFE, kids, sunsets, walking, sense of humor, Red Sox, movies, picnics. Starting over. I need a teacher. Box 942_________________________________ SWPF, YOUNG, ENERGETIC 61 YO, MEDICAL profession. Loves life, humor, good conver sation, music, the outdoors, smelling the flowers. ISO emotionally mature M who would like to share life’s happenings. Integrity essential. Box 934___________________

SWF, 21, ENJOYS OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES, movies, dining. ISO honest SWM, 21-30, for friendship & discreet encounters. Box 924

* SUN. bln , AMES, ESSEX. YOU: BLONDE,

COAST OF MAINE 7/92. YOU: PROFESSIONAL

I browsing the racks. Me: Wearing cowboy Angel. Me: Mad Scientist. Wrapped in blan l boots & white UVM cap. Goatee & glasses, kets, we kissed in the bioluminescence t Eye contact twice, heart skipped beat once. under ancient stars & fell in love. Let’s do it I Snapple? 6322 _______ again, -d 6374 ________________________

swoons! My body craves! Your blue eyes, gallant charm & titillating wickedness have enslaved my heart. Let me explore this planet with you. 6434___________ ____________________

Seal your response in an envelope, write box # on the outside and place in another envelope with $5 for each response. Address to: PERSON TO PERSON c/o SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

« town: it’s so funny A&F couldn’t find cute * boys to work for them, so they took whatev* er they could find! I laugh at you all! 6356

city. You: the same. Meet me in Burlington, & lets open that cool little witch shop we both are dreaming of. SMO 6376

plans for Germany & spend a day w/me. I’m not your bike jersey friend, just an interest ed bystander. Thanks for brightening my...

MARK: YOU SONIA DA DA GROUPIE. I really

I You caught my eye like hot apple pie. You ' wanna make me eat to the core. Here’s a l red apple for the teacher! 6318_________________

’ GREY MONTERO SPORT GIRL FL PLATE: * You are everywhere. Left note on car I months ago, waved on highway, outside * New World the other night with friend. I Should have said “ hi” ... 6316____________ _

THURS. 4/12: WE MET ON THE LOOP. I would like to see you again. Confirm that you are that Man. I told you my name is Michael. 6364___________________________________

WATERFRONT NEAR DUSK SAT. 4/28. YOU: Brown coat & jeans, walking alone. Me: Wearing a wet suit & red fleece shirt, sitting alone. You smiled & waved. Let’s take a walk together. 6362

ME? s’lo”, MID-40S. JEANS & SWEATER

cute, shapely & big hooters. I enjoy movies, dining, dancing & giving sensual massages. Photos are appreciated. Box 932______________

WDM

SBM, 40. 6’. ISO F, 32-42, FOR FRIENDSHIP,

ISO NS, honest, someone to share similar interests, travel, movies, dining out, working out, etc. Box 931

correspondence, maybe more. Race unimpor tant, kind heart is. Enjoy reading, writing, music, art, good conversation & mutual respect. Box 926________________________________

SWF, 50s, EDUCATED, VARIED INTERESTS.

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY. IMMEDIATELY SEEKing slender, 23-45 YO, F to share expenses & life. No kids, animals, D/D/A/S. For: WiPWM, 5’8” , 147 lbs., bl. eyes w/glasses, br. hair. Lovely quiet home. Write quickly. Box 925._________________________________________

CUTE WHITE BOY, 32, BLONDE/BLUE, 6’, 140:

variable speeds from playfulness to ecstasy. Fun & safe for all ages. Place your sugges tive order today. Fitness, stamina, humor required. Box 948 ___________________________

COMINATE SWM, 26 YO. ISO F FOR D/S FUN

SWM, 38, NS, 5’9’’, ATTRACTIVE, ACTIVE.

GWM, 28, 5’6”, 170. ISO G OR Bi GUYS, 18-

or just plain old sexual encounters. Very clean, discreet. D/D free, expect same. Age, looks, race unimportant. Box 946_____________

Ride Harley, 4-wheeler, snow machine, boat ing, canoeing, hiking, camping, volleyball, snowshoeing, dogs, candlelight, massage. ISO the right one for lots of fun & possible LTR. Box 923____________________________________

35, for discreet fun at my place. Prefer straight acting, in-shape guys. Box 949_______

WRITE ME1SWM, 30s, GOOD-LOOKING, smoker. ISO slender woman, 26-45, to write & tell me you need stability, unconditional love, great times, in a caring, intimate relationship. Box 941________________________________

DWM, 47, ISO NS F TO SHARE PLEASURES

DWPM, 55, OUTDOORS TYPE, PADDLER, nudist, w/a sense of humor. ISO kindred spirit who enjoys life, sunlight, water & the outdoors in all seasons. Box 921______________

include sports, outdoors, photography, movies, dancing, French language. ISO responsible, respectful, honest & interesting CSWM, 23-30, for friendship first. Box 912.

WWiM, 60s, SOPHISTICATED & CULTURED,

WELL EDUCATED, READER, FUNNY, FINAN-

manAaaidnq woman

dilletant gastronome & oenophile. Loves ani mals, music, history, lit. & especially conversation. ISO similar, younger SF. Box 939

DOMINANT WPM, 26. ISO F FOR D/S FUN.

cially stable, 59. Am quite ready to meet F, 45+, who imparts an easy honesty about ideas & reactions to lifes unfolding. Average fitness. Box 908_________________________________

Chelsea post modern. New to area. Wants younger “model” for everything. Box 933

• • « • • • #

FUN-LOVING SWM, 34. ISO SWF/SHF, 21-35,

CAN YOU ANSWER THE CALL OF THE WILD?

OLDER, BEAUTIFUL, RICH, OXFORD ACCENT,

; beauty, finishing your wine and looking over ; teas. We smiled before you left. Maybe we’ll ; never meet. Maybe we will. Call if you see • this. 6281

* ELIZABETH-ANNE: YOU'VE ONLY BEEN GONE

such as: Books, conversation, movies, sports on TV, theatre, walks, food wine, music, hanging out at home, each other. Morning person preferred. Box 940______________________

NEW IN TOWN, 23, CSWF, 5’8", INTERESTS

; KEPT WRITER, 4/12. TALL DARK-HAIRED

your eyes and our eye contact. Interested? Don’t see you enough to know. Should’ve spoken last week in cafeteria. Could only give a look goodbye. 6310*

mom will drive me crazy! She says, “You’re smart” (read: neurotic), “youthful” (pushing middle age), “and single” (lonely)... “what’s not to like?" Box 953___________________________

END BOREDOMI TRY THIS FIT 31 YO SWM W/

NS, ND, disease-free, clean, sane, fun. Expect same. Race/looks unimportant. Possible LRT. Six years experience. Plattsburgh side only, thank you. Box 936

GODDESS WHO SAVED MY LIFE 4/23 IN THE ; niq of time: How can I ever reciprocate your selfless, sincere gift? You are the kindest, purest soul I’ve ever come across.6303 Party. You sure pack a lot of bitch. Me: short ; blonde hair, can’t decide what shirt to wear. ; Wanna be my chick? 6286_____________________

I NEED A DATE FOR NEXT PASSOVER OR MY

sleeping, rock, suntans, p-t vegan, intimacy, simple aromatherapy, bicycling short dis tances, laughing last, seeks same. Smokers, maybe I’m your reality check. Box 952________

it off quite well. Would like to see you again real soon. Maybe HG again 4/26 or 29. Come alone this time? Todd 6304____________________

* less than a day and I already miss you * madly. I truly love you more than ever, and I * can’t wait to hold you again soon! 6308

m # # • #

NS, ND. SWM, 36. MONTPELIER. LIKES

hair,light blue shirt,jeans, backpack,sunglass es. Me: red pickup, dark sweater, sunglass es, at corner of North St. & N. Willard St. I nearly drove through red light looking at you. Single??? 6 3 0 5 __________________________

; STUNNING BLUE-EYED BLONDE AT RUGBY

* FAHC RESIDENT(SURGERY7): INTRIGUED BY * ; * *

SUNDAY 4/22. YOU: BEAUTIFUL SHORT dark

ERIN, 4/19, HIGHER GROUND: WE REALLY HIT

i YO! REDHEAD W/DREADS AT THE CO-OP.

briefly after the club at Critter’s Crib on Wed. 4/25. We spoke on the balcony. Lost your # would be interested in it.6366________________

HANNAFORD’S, 5/6. YOU: CAPTIVATING

i NEW A&F BOYS RUNNING AROUND DOWN-

ME: STUCK IN COLD, DARK, BACKWARD CNY

Native VT’r, 46, rugged, wild, yet soft & ten der. You: Attractive, lean & ready to explore. Wimps need not apply . Box 918______________

ARTISTIC, ROMANTIC, SWM, 45, SEEKING, sensual & sensitive, honest, SWF, 18-?, for something special & something decent. D/D free, smoker OK. Box 907.

Men are all the same in CA. ISO backwoods country boy. Come to my Palm Springs condo. Romance, jacuzzi, fun... who knows? Box 951__________________________________________

GWM, 41, SEEKS MONOGAMOUS GM FRIENDship(s). Outgoing, social & fun-loving. Enjoy weekend road trips, flea markets, dining & Montreal. Stable, yet spontaneous. Definately “ best friend” material. Summer awaits numerous & exciting adventures. Box 947

GWM, 5’10", 175 LBS., BR./BL., 49 YEARS young. I am caring, thoughtful, honest & have a great sense of humor. ISO M (under 40) for friendship & possibly more. Box 944

type. Read, cook, swim, enjoy the ocean as well as the mtns. You? Honest, open, tired of stereotypes. Looking for a LTR with someone who cares! All answered w/sincerity. Box 919

QUENCH YOUR DESIRE! MCU SEEKS MCUs & SM interested in friendships, relationships, foursomes and swapping! Come to us for fun in Rutland! M companionships and intimacy! Get naked. Box 913_____________________

SUBMISSIVE BiM, 5’5", 140. ISO MEN WHO enjoy being pleased. I’m clean, safe, dis creet. Enjoy humiliation, one or more at a time is OK. Very willing to please. Box 905

SEXY, CLASSSY, VERY FIT, BLONDE, MaWF IN 30s. ISO athletic, handsome, D/D free M in 30s for adding discreet sensual spice to life. BOX 9 4 5 ________ ._________________________

WISHES TO BE DOM. BY A F OR CU WHERE one or both would enjoy taking control of this in-shape, 54 YO WiWM. Very clean, sincere & discreet. Box 943______________________

CROSSDRESSER ISO Fs, CUS, FOR FUN times, friendship & intimate encounters. When responding, send picture. Box 938

BIWM, 5’5", 140 LBS., CLEAN, SAFE & Dis creet. ISO CUs who would like a toy to play with. B/D, S/M, W/S okay. I take orders really well. Box 928____________________________________

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SM, 46, LONELY 81 IN JAIL ABOUT READY TO get out. ISO F who might want to corre spond & be friends. I like skiing, camping, Rollerblading. Please respond. No strings, no games. Box 935

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