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EFFECT OF CIVIL UNIONS Ever since the Statehouse began debating a civil-unions bill, oppo nents everywhere have been speak ing out against it with inaccurate information to back themselves up. People say the new law will under mine traditional marriage; it will do no such thing. O ur state’s het erosexuals can still have their tradi tional marriages; nothing will change for them. All this law will do is make it possible for the gays and lesbians o f our state to have the same family-oriented rights'as the rest o f us. How can anyone say this is a bad thing? I asked my mother, who helped organize my sister’s wedding in May, how the civil unions affected it. Her reply was, “Not at all.” Recently, Joseph King of Huntington posted a large sign at the end o f his driveway stating his homophobic view on the new law. “O ur anus Governor traded Vermont cows for queers,” the sign read in black letters on a yellow backing. King told The Burlington Free Press that the civil unions would bring only chaos to our state. Granted, it will probably be very hectic at first, with homosexu al couples from other states com ing here to be united, but that will eventually die down. Then only good should come from it, except for high annulment rates, which are expected to be about the same as heterosexual divorces... Many people opposed to this law use God and the Bible as a defense. First off is the fact that we are supposed to keep the Church and the State separate, but since no one seems to care, I will continue with this: I am Lutheran, I believe and trust in God. But, believe it or not, the Bible is not always right anymore; times have drastically

changed. W hat was right then may not be now. God loves us all, no matter what happens... It wasn’t that long ago that the whole country went through a similar issue to integrate people of color with whites. Did we learn nothing from that? — Matt Jones Shelburne OVERTURN QUARRY PERMIT Your recent article [“Between a Rock and a Hard Place,” June 7] made it clearer than ever that the Vermont Environmental Board should overturn the Sheffield quar ry’s permit and send the deceptive ly named “Barre Granite Quarries, LLC” (BGQ) packing back to South Africa. BG Q ’s secretive owner, Frederick Keeley, seems to have gotten rich under the racist, Nazilike apartheid regime. It’s morally wrong for him to expatriate even a fraction of his huge fortune over seas to Vermont when capital flight has created such a desperate prob lem for the new majority govern ment in South Africa. Keeley should consider himself lucky not to be required to pay reparations for the portion of his wealth attrib utable to the savage apartheid sys tem. Vermont doesn’t need his taint ed money and it certainly doesn’t need his arrogant, aggressive, divide-and-conquer tactics which were described in the magazine article. Isn’t this type of divideand-conquer an old South African tactic? Isn’t this a lot like how the Nationalist government fomented bloody conflict between the Zulu Inkatha movement and other black organizations for decades? Here in Vermont the tactic has been disturbingly effective in

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see it in this election.” Worst-case scenario — Ruth Dwyer becomes governor. To Welch and many other proud Vermont liberals, Dwyer is viewed as a Great Satan, the sec ond coming of the Third Reich, almost larger than life. She opposes the things they cherish, like Act 60 and civil unions. Their tactic has been to demonize her. Months ago, Gov. Dean labeled her an “extremist.” And abortion-rights activists who sup port Ho-Ho called her “dangerous.” But viewers who watched Mrs. Dwyer’s appear ance Sunday morning on Ch. 3’s “You Can Quote Me” saw a candidate who looked normal and sounded reasonable and intelli gent. And that’s what’s got Howard Dean really worried. “I think she’s a very capable candidate,” said Welch. “She’s effective in her presentation. She did extremely well in her debates with Dean in the last election.” Welch also noted some improvement in her deliv ery. “It appears as if she’s gone to candidate finishing school,” he told Seven Days. “Her capac ity to articulate a message that’s appealing is significant,” he added almost approvingly. “She’s not anyone that can be disregarded as an idle threat.” Welch told Seven Days it was the governor himself who bridged the moat between them when he called a few weeks ago to personally ask for Welch’s support. After nine years in office, R FR EY N E Ho-Ho is finally reaching out for a life preserver from the wing of the party he has successfully muzzled and reprogrammed. When Dr. Dean took the throne back in 1991, “fiscal conservative” was not in the Democrats’ dictionary. Today, they have it stamped on their foreheads. Welch said he’s backing Dean because a Gov. Dwyer would turn back the clock on all the things he holds dear, like environmental protection and health care for children. He said his endorsement of Dean rather than Pollina, an old comrade-in-arms, “is in the best interest of preserving the things I care about.” He said he thinks the world of Anthony, “both politically and personally,” but the Ruth Dwyer threat is real. “I’ve concluded the right thing to do is to support Dean,” said Welch. Needless to say, Mrs. Dwyer is getting a kick out of watching Howard Dean dump on Anthony Pollina while crawling on his hands and knees to ask for Peter Welch’s support. “Poor Anthony,” lamented Ruth. “I think he’s getting screwed,” she said. “They’re scared and it shows.” And how’s poor Anthony taking the betrayal by his old pal Judas, sorry, Peter, and the other leftists rallying to the Dean cause? “I take it okay,” Pollina told Seven Days. “People have to make their own decisions. It’s unfortunate,” he said, “some people are falling for the politics of fear.” Pollina agreed with Dwyer that Gov. Dean is “running scared.” The governor, he said, “is actually reaching out to liberals he has abandoned in the past, and I assure you, he will abandon them again.” According to Pollina, “Dean’s strategy is to make Ruth Dwyer the issue. That way,” said Tony the Prog, “he won’t have to talk about the real issues.” Interesting race, eh? Law Of the Land — This Saturday, July 1, Vermont’s landmark civil-union law goes into effect. Get ready for one final international media gang bang. The TV cameras will find no shortage of same-sex “I dos.” And hey, you guys with the cam eras, for chrissakes, be sure and get your lenses in there for close-ups of the m outh-to-mouth kisses. Hey, how about slow-motion replay? Many — yours truly among them — will mark the day as a historic step forward for individual lib erty and freedom. Others will scorn the occasion as a defeat for “traditional” marriage and their reli gion-based morality. They’ll be thinking Sodom and

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Half of British men wear pants that are too tight, but only 10 percent will admit it, accord ing to a survey by Stephen Gray of Nottingham Trent University. “Men tend to stand in front of a mirror and pull in their stom achs, and then they think they look okay. For the same reason, they will squeeze into trousers which are too small because they don’t want to admit they have put on weight,” Gray said, not ing only 40 percent o f the men who were shown three-dimen sional images o f their bodies cor rectly identified themselves. Meanwhile, overweight British women said the extra poundage is wrecking their social lives, damaging their careers and health and ruining their sex lives. Many o f the women who responded to a survey by Slimming magazine are so dis traught about their figures they won’t eat in public, and insisted they will try almost anything to get slim.

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it contained AIDS-tainted blood. In Melun, near Paris, a 23-year-old man who failed wavered between suicide and revenge, then loaded a pistol with rubber bullets, returned to the testing center and shot the inspector in the ear and back. • Police said Carlton Jackson, 35, stole at least 10 trucks over a five-month period to improve his driving skills. The rigs were taken from freight companies in Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana, driven for a few days, then abandoned near Jackson’s home in Kenner, Louisiana. Detectives, who identified Jackson from fingerprints found in the vehicles, said that when they searched his home, they found applications to several trucking schools. ®

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We’re all real quiet when Leah tells her stories. t’s like being in church. to side, and Jonah is lying stretched out like a snake on the back of the couch behind us. His breath is faint, so faint that I think he’s holding it, waiting for the story to be over so he can exhale, finally relaxing. \ “I am Birdwoman,” Leah croaks. “I once was, human, but a human life is no place for a bird’s spirit, so I released myself of earthly burdens.” Leah closes her eyes when she speaks, holds the Birdwoman doll so that it’s fac ing us, the beaded eyes staring. ■ Birdwoman was given to Leah by her friend Pam, who had a tat too of an ankh on her hand, >. between her thumb and pointer finger. The ankh, Leah explains,

according to Leah, what Pam suf fered from until she threw herself off the top of the hundred-foot tower in Lakecrest Park. “She spent the night there,” Leah explains, “then jumped as the sun was rising.” It seems to me that this is backwards somehow. Like if you were really going to off yourself, you’d do it with the setting sun in front of you. “No,” Leah corrects, still making Birdwoman do the talk ing. “She didn’t jump, she flew. You don’t even know you’ve got ' wings ’til you have to use them. You just have to trust they’re there. Believe in the power of flight. Do you believe,

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t had all started earlier th a t sam e sum m er. T ad an d M elissa, w h o h ad lived in the neighÂ b o rh o o d for ten years, w atched as on e after a n o th e r o f th eir old er neighbors sold their hom es an d m oved away. T ad an d M elissa were n o t old, b u t the families th a t m oved in next door, across th e street an d dow n the block, were younger. S u ddenly there were children

ab o u t an d a little m ore traffic. Tad an d M elissa had no children. T ad w orked at hom e, ed itin g m edical texts for a p h arm aceu tical com pany. M elissa m anaged a restaurant. N e ith e r T ad n o r M elissa were u n h a p p y w ith w here th ey fo u n d them selves at this stage o f th eir lives. M elissa had largely sto p p ed th in k in g o f ch ild ren , an d T ad felt o ld en o u g h to be slightly em barrassed by the way his first nam e so u n d ed to him . N ex t d o o r th a t sum m er, a couple in th eir forties m oved in w ith th e ir teenage d au g h ter. Two weeks later, a couple in th eir thirties b o u g h t the house across th e street. T ad felt a little h e m m e d in d u rin g th e day â&#x20AC;&#x201D; all th a t activity, w here before th e neig h b o rs largely h ad co m e o u t o n ly to m o w th eir lawns, te n d to th eir flowers a n d w ash th eir cars. T h a t sed en tary n eig h b o rh o o d seem ed gone, a n d in its place, T ad could hear the latest m usic, cars arriving an d leaving, a n d th e alm o st d ecip h erab le voices o f his neighbors in conversation.

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upstairs, bathroom, Melissa, who was out most evenings at the restaurant, rather liked the bustle, the feeling of life on the street. Tad, working on his texts in the afternoons and evenings while his wife was at work, tried to ignore the foreign sounds and movement. Sometimes, however, he would peer out the front window, through the slits of blind, and wonder what sort of living might require so much racket. As his study was upstairs in the back, his work was sel dom disturbed. Not long after the people in front, the Wilsons, moved in, Tad noticed the wife, Barb, exercising one evening. The living room window was dark, the curtains part ly open, and Tad could see the woman doing some sort of calisthenic in the bluish light of the television. As he watched through a slit in the blind of his living room window, Tad thought Barb a handsome woman, not beautiful, but slim with a nice figure. He had met her once in front — one of those episodes when neighbors pull in to driveways at the same time and find that they must acknowledge each others presence, exchange names, occupations and pleasantries. Tad had for gotten what Barb did for work, but as he watched her he thought perhaps that she was an aerobics instructor. He was about to resume his work and leave Barb to her exercise when she stopped bouncing and stood in an attitude that indicated she might be catching her breath. Seconds later, she crossed her arms in front of her and pulled her sweatshirt over her head. Barb Wilson was naked underneath her sweatshirt and stood topless in the pri

vacy of her own living room in the dark catching her breath. Tad’s first response was to look away, and indeed, he backed away from the window, took his hand from the blind, but not before he saw the firm, bluish breasts and darker, erect nip ples rise and fall with the neighbor’s wife’s breathing. Tad went back to the window a few moments later and watched as Barb bent at the waist to take off one athletic shoe and then the other. He was about to turn away with the image of the woman’s breasts in his head, when Barb seemed to turn to face the gap in the curtains and pushed her shorts off of her hips. She stood naked and stretched. Her stomach was flat and taut, and her sex — her pubic hair — was trimmed to a thin, dark, verti cal line. Tad stayed at the window, even after his neighbor had gathered her things, turned off the television and left the room. His heart was thudding in his ears and he found that he was sweating. He went directly to his office and worked without a break until it was time to pick Melissa up from the restaurant. They normally watched the news, ate something, some times watched Letterman, but that night Tad took his wife upstairs, undressed her, and they had sex — even though it was the middle of the week. To Tad’s credit, he stayed away from the living room windows in the front of his house for an entire week. He focused more energy into his work, took fewer breaks, and when on break, took it wan dering the upstairs o f the four-bedroom house. That he was able to dismiss Barb

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apply more o i l . Wilson’s performance in her living room was not unlike him. He had quit smoking years before when the evidence against it became unquestionable. When he found that his computer made his presence at the office largely unnecessary, he had had a difficult few weeks with prime-time televi sion before giving that up. Because he could spend long periods of time lost in editing a text, he decided early on to work when his wife was at the restaurant, allow ing them their free time together. Tad had not, of course, merely forgot ten the sight of his neighbors wife, stretching, her arms above her head, in the blue light of the television. He thought about it. Where before he closed the blinds and turned on the living room lights just before picking Melissa up from work, he began turning the lights on when it became dark outside. He got a lot of work done that week. He would have been all right, but as chance would have it, a week later while he was puttering in the hall by one of the guest bedrooms, between chapters, he heard a noise on the street. It was perhaps

a dog bark or a child’s shout, a car door slamming, or simply a garbage can lid being slapped on. Reflex brought Tad to the upstairs window; reflex made him lift a thin slat of the Venetian blind. The Wilsons’ window was flickering with the bluish light, but part of that flickering was Barb Wilson. Tad noted that he was watching her from a different angle. Here he could see her body down to her feet but could not see her head. Tonight she had on some sort of Lycra halter top and stretch shorts. He watched her. She was moving like women did on the infomercials that aired Sunday morn ings. Somehow, not seeing her head or face very clearly made her easier to watch. Tad took a step back from the window and closed the door to the hallway, drop ping the room into almost complete dark ness. He watched her as she exercised; watched her as, when she finished, she once again shed her clothing where she stood. This time she toweled off with a Continued on page 10

Winning Words Congratulations to Douglas Currier of Burlington for tak ing top honors in the fourth annual Seven Days Emerging Writers competition, co sponsored by the University of Vermont C ontin uing Education. Doug is a locally renowned poet who tells us he hasn’t written fic tion in a while. We suggest he keep doing it! Doug’s story, “Giving Up,” won out narrowly over first runner-

up “Shopping For the End of the World,” by Jennifer McMahon of

Ed — thanks to Daniel Lusk and Jane Paluda for believing in this opportunity for unpublished writ ers and, ultimately, in the power of words.

Marshfield. Third place went to Gwyneth Flack of Cambridge for “House Paint.” The three stories are very different and represent the breadth of subject matter and style in this year’s entries.

We’d like to thank everyone who shared their fiction — and their aspira tions — with us this year. Write on.

For his prose, Doug has won a $250 prize, gener ously provided by UVM Continuing

Not least, we extend a warm thanks to those whose collective works remain an

inspiration to us all — our esteemed judges:

latest is the recently published Crab Moon. • Philip Baruth • David Huddle is teaches English at an English profesthe University o f sor at the UniverVermont. His most sity o f Vermont, a recent novel is The. novelist and a Dream o f the White poet. His latest Village. He also books are The does commentaries Story o f a M illion on Vermont Public Years and Summer Radio and is host Lake: New and of its new Selected Poems. “Camel’s Hum p • Daniel Lusk is Radio” series for the associate dean children. V • of UVM • Ruth Horowitz is Continuing a regular contribu- Education and a tor to Seven Days poet whose most and a children’s recent book is book author — her Kissingythe Ground.

• Tom Paine is a short story writer who lives in Charlotte. His first collection, Scar Vegas, was published in ' January. H e’s cur rently at work on a novel.

The public is invit ed to a reception and reading with Tom Paine and “Emerging W riter” Doug Currier on Thursday, June 29, at Crow Bookshop in Burlington. The 7 p.m. event is free. (Z)

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hand towel and flopped onto the couch where Tad could see only her legs and hips, but he continued to watch. He con sidered going downstairs to look at the neighbors’ window from the street level, when suddenly the living room was bathed in light and a man walked into the frame of the window. Tad thought that it must be Wilson as he watched Barb sit up quickly and address the man. He left the frame and the light went off. In the blue light, almost black after the flood of elec tric light, Tad watched Barb stand and embrace the man, watched her slide her calf along his leg, watched him run his hands over her naked body, watched her turn away to turn off the television, watched him begin to unbutton his shirt... Tad watched the neighbors’ darkened living room window. He could see noth ing, but he knew they were there — together. He imagined this spontaneity. He tried to remember if he and Melissa had ever made love in the living room with the drapes a little open. Later he saw the upstairs hall light come on, and through the window just across, at eye level, he saw Barb pass the open door of the room and enter the upstairs bath. She had a towel and her gym clothes in her hand. She shut the door, and Tad noticed that his arm was tired. He checked his watch. He’d been at the window for fortyfive minutes. It seemed impossible. He was five minutes late picking up Melissa.

nd that’s how it began. Tad start ed to do most of his work in the afternoons, early evenings, before dark. As soon as he returned from taking Melissa to the restaurant, he would work without breaks until full nightfall, when he would station himself at a front win dow — sometimes moving from window to window. He found that Barb, whom he grew to admire greatly for her apparent sense of liberty, exercised to her videotape — a number o f them, judging from the variations in exercises — three or four times a week. O f course, the lights went

off when she used the living room for her gym, but she seemed unconcerned with who might see her. The ritual continued the same, and although her husband did not come in on her again, she sometimes exercised with nothing on above the waist. Tad felt that he knew her pretty well, sometimes only watching her watch televi sion or talk on the telephone. He began to have to set the alarm to remind himself to pick up his wife. If that had been all, Tad would have gotten a handle on what he himself had come to consider as incredible waste of time. He was actually at the point of regu lating his watching so that he could get some work done after dark when the sec ond thing happened. Eventually, it’s safe to say, Barb would have drawn the drapes, joined a gym or otherwise become more circumspect about her nudity. Tad would have spent less and less time watching her windows and life would have gone on. One night, however, after the July Fourth weekend, after Tad and Melissa had gone to bed, Tad woke and needed to go to the bathroom. While urinating, Tad heard splashing and whooping outside. The neighbors to the left, the new neigh bors with the teenage daughter, were mak ing use of their small, above-ground pool at one in the morning. Because the property next door had always had a high fence, Tad often forgot about the pool. Sometimes when sitting with Melissa on their back deck, he could hear people jumping in and the murmur of pool side talk, could smell the chlori nated pool water, and sometimes in the mornings he watched a long, disembodied implement handle make its way around the pool, but he didn’t think he’d ever actually seen the pool itself. As he listened to the splashing and shouting — a shouting that seemed to be shushed by someone almost immediately — he looked out into the moonlight of his small backyard. He could, by looking out, see only the back corner of the neigh bors’ lot. By laying his right cheek against the frame of the window, he found that he could see the entire back of the next house, and from this angle, the deck and the pool itself. The neighbors, the couple — he’d forgotten their names — were in the pool, splashing around. They seemed

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Tad spent the entire rest of the after noon naked in the upstairs bathroom, shifting from one leg to the other, watch ing the girl turn over, apply oil, get up to get a drink, cool off in the pool, apply more oil.

t was a hot summer, and by the end of August, when Melissa’s younger sister, Marjorie, tradition ally came to visit for a week, Tad’s was a different life. He lived in a pair of shorts and a pair of sandals — the same pair, as far as Melissa could tell. He slipped a Tshirt on to take her to work, but spent the afternoon and evening completely naked, trying desperately to get work done between visits to various windows in the house. It also seemed that Melissa’s favorite phrase that summer might have been, “W hat’s got into you?” It was, at least, what she invariably said in response to Tad’s coming up behind her on the back deck and cupping her breasts, through her blouse and bra, with both hands, or slid ing his hand up her thigh under her dress as he kissed her before she got out of the car to go to work. Tad had never been comfortable around Marjorie. At forty, Marjorie — never Margie, never Marge — was divorced, a fact that didn’t surprise Tad much. She was frank — rude, even — and she didn’t seem to know how to keep her opinions to herself. She was extremely loud and suspicious when displeased. Tad sometimes thought that if indeed the world were not conspiring against Marjorie, as she maintained it was, to make her life miserable, that it would be if the world just knew her a little better.

T he night before Marjorie was to arrive, Melissa m entioned Tad’s summer attire: “W hen Marjorie gets here, you’ll have to start wearing your pajamas again, at least the bottoms. I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but you won’t be alone here all evening; Marjorie will be here.” T id acquiesced, m entioned the unseason able August heat, and plucked at Melissa’s nightgown. T he next day, a M onday and the final day o f Melissa’s “weekend,” found Tad, Melissa and Marjorie eating at Melissa’s

restaurant downtown. Although Tad always found his sister-in-law abrasive, he found her worse this summer. Her visit was a week long once a year. He had learned to stay out of her way as much as possible — allowing his wife and her sister lots of opportunities to shop, talk and generally be sisters. This summer would be no exception. Things would have been no different had Marjorie not settled into the middle of Tad’s new interests. Accustomed to a normal schedule, Marjorie spent the time her sister was at work watching the seldom-used television in the living room. She liked the volume high and had a number of shows she couldn’t bear to miss, even in rerun. Tad tried to stay out of her way, but with the television blaring, he could never tell where she was in the house. The second day of her visit, Marjorie found Tad in the guest room, her room, with only the light from the hallway to see by. As she flicked on the light, Tad turned quickly from the window, said something about noisy neighbors and that he thought perhaps he had left office supplies stored in the closet. Marjorie let him rattle on, eyeing him suspiciously as he fled the room. The afternoon of the third day, Tad ran into her as he was leaving the upstairs bathroom in his shorts and sandals. “I’ve been waiting an hour. W hat could you possibly have been doing in there? Reading?” “I didn’t know you were waiting. You should have knocked. You can always use the toilet downstairs if you like.” “I don’t want to be a bother. Does Melissa know you spend so much time in the bathroom? W hat’s that on your cheek? You look as if you’ve just woken up.” Tad excused himself and stayed in his study until it was time for him to pick up his wife. The fifth evening, Marjorie walked in on him in his study. He had taken to dropping his shorts by the door and work ing on his medical chapters w ithout cloth ing. He told himself it was cooler and that he was not subject to his sister-in-law’s dictatorial intrusion on his life. Fortunately Marjorie started calling to him at the top of the stairs. Realizing that

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Giving Up C o n tin u e d from page 11 night you were in my room looking for office supplies in the dark.” “Office supplies?” Melissa asked. “Yes, Tad was in the guest room looking for some office supplies he’d left there. I hope you found them , Tad.” “Yes, I d id .” “She was at it again last night. I turned off the lights and T V and w atched her cavorting and wiggling right through your front window. I should have let her see me; although, people like that don’t care w ho sees them . I th ink she needs to know that the whole neighborhood isn’t interested in her chest.” “Really,” Melissa said. “N ot only that, I tell you, Tad here m ust be a saint. My ex would have had his binoculars out by now. T h a t little girl you have next door spends the after noons naked as a jay bird around that pool. I ’d call her parents. She’ll say she’s getting a tan, b u t it w on’t be long before there are boys sniffing around by that high fence. You can see her over there flaunting it from your bathroom w indow if you look just right. You haven’t noticed that, Tad? T here’s just no com m on decency any m ore.” Tad said little the rest o f the evening, but excused him self saying that he had some w ork to finish. H e sat in his study.

Tad had not liked it when M arjorie had m entioned the w om en he watched. H e thought o f them as braver than other people, than M arjorie certainly, and Melissa, and o f course him self. T hey were less concerned w ith the small opinions o f o th ers. He felt then that he had led a small life, a life of focusing on

said. They discussed only what time they would have to get up to leave for the airport. O n his back, staring up in his light blue pajamas, after a few minutes, Tad asked the ceil ing, “Do you love me?” Melissa was already asleep and would not answer. Tad lay awake like that for

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hall an hour before getting up and going downstairs. It was a warm night. Tad opened the back door and walked barefoot onto the deck. He pulled his pajama shirt over his head, let the light trousers slide off his hips to puddle at his feet, and walked slowly into the m oonlit yard. ©

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with the telly, for heaven’s sake? We’ve got a lovely telly with a 12-inch screen and now you come asking for a book!” Good thing most parents aren’t like the Wormwoods. And its a good thing for all those

eager young readers out there — and the anxious-to-encourage adults in their lives — that cre ative souls keep pouring out words and pictures. Each year, hundreds of thousands of chil dren’s book manuscripts find their way into the offices of U.S. publishers. O f these, five or six thousand will actually make it to print. Even fewer will still be get

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it’s funny, lively or challenging. “If it stirs genuine emotion and Continued from page 13 - response in me, I believe it’s going to do the same in a child,” read once they’re in print, is she maintains. Anita Silvey. A weekend resident Silvey and her husband, tech of Stowe, Silvey, 52, is now in nical writer Bill Clark, commute her fifth year as childrens book to Stowe from Boston each publisher for Houghton Mifflin, Friday with Merlin, their seventhe highly regarded Boston house month-old Bernese mountain that gave the world such award dog. A pair of house cats stays in winning titles as historian Scott Stowe full-time. Like Bella Abzug O ’Dells classic survival story, or Cheryl Rivers, Silvey always Island o f the Blue Dolphins, and sports a hat. She punctuates her David Macaulay’s majestic non conversation with frequent bellyfiction picture book, Cathedral. laughs, and when she pauses to Before taking over at think, tucks and re-tucks a strand Houghton, Silvey was a critic of her chin-length, light brown and editor-in-chief at The hair behind her ear. As hum Hornbook, an esteemed journal mingbirds dart among the lilacs that has been called “the Bible of below us, we sit on her deck in a children’s literature.” Silvey is also pair of Adirondack chairs, eating the creator of the comprehensive fruit and muffins and discussing 1995 reference work, Childrens her career and the state of chil Books and Their Creators. And in dren’s publishing in general. September, she will begin a term Silvey originally intended to as president of the Children’s teach — the family vocation Book Council, the trade associa tion for American children’s book since 1640, when her ancestors first arrived in New Netherlands. publishers. At a time when glitzy packag She graduated from Indiana University and the University of ing, media tie-ins and celebrity Wisconsin and spent her sum publishing have come to domi mers doing story hours at innernate the children’s book world, city playgrounds in her home Silvey’s approach is traditional town of Fort Wayne, Indiana. In and timeless. Undaunted by shifting literary fashions and fluc 1969, she moved to Boston. W hen school jobs proved scarce, tuating economic conditions, she Silvey followed a friend’s advice still takes the same approach she and interviewed at children’s did when she started out. A good publisher Little, Brown. “It was book, she submits, is now and literally like in Citizen Kane,” she always will be one with high lit reflects. “I said, ‘Gee, it might be erary and artistic quality, heart and child appeal — meaning that fun to go into publishing.’ That’s

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Hornbook and publisher about as much thought as I was Houghton Mifflin, each hop to give the next 30 years of my landing her in a position of career. In those days,” Silvey ‘ increasing clout. Both the 75adds, “everyone out of Wellesley year-old Hornbook, with its mis and Mount Holyoke wanted one sion “to blow the horn for fine of those initial entry-level jobs.” books for boys and girls,” and So how did a girl from Indiana Houghton Mifflin, which contin best her Seven Sisters competi tion? “I v^as the only per son . . . who’d actually worked with children,” she says. At Little, Brown, Silvey did what all begin ners in publishing do: She combed through what’s known in the industry as the “slush pile” — unsolicited man uscripts that arrive “over the transom” — search ing for submissions good enough to be read by actual editors. “Many writers and artists are rea sonably appalled that the person making the deci ues to promote titles from the sion about their book is the least 1890s, share Silvey’s in-it-for-theexpert to do so,” Silvey notes. long-haul course. “But every junior member of the Set too steady a course, how staff knows that their entire abili ever, and one might end up miss ty to advance in publishing will ing some worthwhile detours. be dependent upon finding the While Silvey was meeting such gold in that there pile.” literary lions as Robert Silvey can no longer remem McCloskey, Ezra Jack Keats and ber any treasures she might have Maurice Sendak at the Hornbook, uncovered herself. After just 11 she passed up a chance to review months at Little, Brown, she was The Chocolate Wars — Robert offered a position assisting editor Cormier’ s dark, ground-breaking Paul Heins at The Hornbook. young adult novel that today is Since then, Silvey’s career has regularly taught — and banned been a series of hop-scotches — in high schools all over the between review journal The

country. “I’ve spent a career mak ing amends to Bob Cormier for it,” Silvey admits. W hy did she pass it over? “It was very hard-hitting. It lacked that sense of hope. It was com pletely a different voice, and I didn’t get it.”

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mortar storefronts. “It allows a certain democracy in the playing field that we’ve never had before in children’s book publishing,” she states. On her own list, she’s seen an “extraordinary” jump in sales of old staples like Mike Mulligans Steam Shovel and Johnny Tremain through providers like Amazon.com. “It’s the books people know that they’re most willing to buy without seeing,” Silvey says. Nor is she worried about books’ ability to compete with computers for kids’ atten tion. “They said the same thing about television. They said the same thing about radio. I see no sign of books going away.” Silvey is also encouraged by what she sees as a growing trend in public spending for schools and libraries — essential markets for children’s books, especially of a certain type. “There’s no ques tion that schools and libraries have always made books of sub stance much more possible eco nomically,” she attests. When the tax revolts of the 1980s put the brakes on library budgets, pub lishers responded by producing more books with gadgets and gimmicks — anything to catch the consumer’s eye in the mall. But with a new library funding measure recently enacted in California and two book-buying bills now pending in Congress, Silvey suggests the pendulum is swinging the other way. Another hopeful sign is the

unprecedented success of the Harry Potter books, by first-time author J.K. Rowlings. Arthur Levine, who edited the series, originally hoped to sell about 20,000 copies of the first book, because he really believed in it, according to Silvey. Now, as Harry Potter sales keep soaring and the books continue to domi nate best-seller lists after more than a year, the literary world is scrambling to discover the next spectacular new talent. That’s good news for aspiring authors. A book Houghton published this year, called Henry Hikes to Fitchburg, by first-time author D.B. Johnson, has sold 75,000 copies, a number well outside the norm for neophytes. “People are embracing new artists a little faster than might have been true five or 10 years ago — if they really have something quite won derful to offer,” Silvey concludes. But not every good book is as quick out of the gate as Harry Potter or Henry Hikes. H.A. Rey’s first Curious George book, pub lished by Houghton in the early 1940s, took 10 years to catch on. That’s helpful to remember if you’re not just after a quick prof it, but hoping to produce works of enduring worth. Which is what Silvey says she’s doing. “I’m not publishing toys, I’m not pub lishing plush, I’m not trying to tie in to TV series,” she vows. “I hope the books I create today will be around long after I’m in that big book group in the sky.” ®

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interests” — a trend he says “is trickling down into high schools.” Ethnic, women’s, gay and les bian studies programs are fine, he says, but adamantly objects when such programs displace a core curriculum comprising classic books. Those views may ruffle politically correct feathers, but Shattuck vows he is neither ultra conservative nor a prude, defin ing himself as “a political liberal and a cultural conservative, an educational pragmatist.” Since March, Shattuck has been putting his ideas about edu cation to work locally as a school board member at Mount

“Roger is a strong advocate for education and brings us a fresh perspective,” Pelligrini attests. “He and I may sometimes disagree, but he is very reflective and values the opinions of other people in the field. And he is a good listener — not one of those people who just pretend to lis ten.” One issue Shattuck plans to speak up about is the absence in Vermont’s Framework of Standards of required reading lists for different levels of stu dents. He would like Helen Keller’s The Story o f My Life— “a moving and accomplished book that has practically disappeared”

Shattuck notes with f a roguish laugh the French novelist is robably the only 5 ne “to subtly con vey how asparagus changes the smell f one’s urine.”

Abraham High School in Bristol. Friends urged him to run L for the post, but he also has a natural interest in Vermont’s educational system — one grand daughter is a junior at M ount Abe, and other grandchildren attend Hinesburg and Richmond schools. Shattuck and his wife, Nora, have lived in Lincoln full-time since 1998, after spending rough ly 35 summers with their family in the rural town just up the road from Bristol. Shattucks posts at universities in Texas, Virginia and Massachusetts col leges kept him away from Vermont during the academic year until he retired from teach ing, “but we never wanted to live anywhere but here,” he vows. Although curriculum is his chief concern, Shattuck says he plans to get involved with all the issues facing the M ount Abraham school board, such as safety, drugs and after-school programs. “I have a lot of respect for what school boards across the country are reckoning with,” he says. While he professes to “doing a lot o f observing at first” at the bi weekly board meetings, Shattuck already is making a contribution, according to Principal Ray Pellegrini.

— to be standard issue, not just in Vermont but in every U.S. classroom. And in Shattucks opinion, “No one should com plete high school without reading Shakespeare, Hawthorne and nr*' • » lwain. He won’t get an argument from Nancy Cornell, who used to teach Keller’s autobiography to her students and is now associate superintendent for the Addison Northeast Supervisory Union, which includes M ount Abe. “I am deeply interested in Roger’s curriculum ideas,” she says. “We all want our students to read great and challenging materials. Roger can help us choose books that light a fire with our stu dents, and make them want to read.” The question is, Will they read Proust? Shattuck believes it is a modern.tragedy that so few readers today — of any age — approach In Search o f Lost Time, and he makes a strong argument for the novels contemporary rele vance. “Proust speaks to us directly about the universal human condition,” he insists. “He gives us magnificent descrip-

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The meat of Shattuck’s argu ment was served up more sub stantively in last year’s Candor and Perversion, a collection of 39 of his most impassioned and controversial pieces about the responsibility of artists to their own culture. “We’ve come to a point where art can claim to be an alibi to justify impossible, nonhuman actions,” Shattuck explains. “But we have to use the word ‘moral’ and we have to talk about morality. Otherwise, we drift too far from the shore.” Films like Pulp Fiction and the spewings of certain rap singers who claim an “artistic safety zone” warrant Shattuck’s censure, as does elevating the “pornography” of the Marquis de Sade to the status of great art. “That was a job rjo one else

wanted to d o ,” he says of taking the famous father of S&M to task. Shattuck advocates that we forget about such pseudo-art and return to Proust, but admits that wading through 3000 pages of seemingly endless sentences and detailed em otional accounting can be overwhelming for many readers. “I read a little o f Proust in college, and I was not all that impressed,” he admits. After serving as a World War II com bat pilot and a Harvard fellow, Shattuck returned to Proust in 1953 as he prepared to teach a college literature course. “I got hooked,” he confesses. “I’m still pretty deeply infected. Proust is with me all the tim e.” W ith the confident authority o f someone, w ho has guided gen erations of students through In Search o f Lost Time, Shattuck guarantees that “Once you can get into the swim of the novel, it is difficult to put dow n.” He promises that the flood of senso ry m em ory provoked in Proust’s protagonist over linden tea and madeleines — which take on a religious significance — is merely a taste of the novel’s complex riches. “Proust was a hugely comic writer who causes guffaws o f laughter if read properly,” Shattuck insists, noting with a roguish laugh that the French novelist is probably the only one “to subtly convey how asparagus changes the smell o f one’s urine.” H oping to share Proust’s beloved novel w ith a broader audience, Shattuck wrote Proust’s Way w ith a hearty nod to novice readers, providing helpful infor m ation about Proust’s life — his snobbery, solitude and obses sions — and sum m arizing the plot o f the six volumes. O ther chapters discuss the novel’s themes at deeper levels and will appeal to more experienced con noisseurs.

Recently, Shattuck read from Proust’s Way at Bear Pond Books in Montpelier. “I expected only eight people to show up,” he recalls, “but there were 30 or 40 people of all ages in the audi ence.” A group from Peacham slipped in late and lingered after ward to talk. “They’re reading all of Proust,” Shattuck relates proudly, “and they are passionate about it.” The enthusiasm in Shattuck’s voice as he recalls the experience suggests that, like Proust’s madeleines, nothing in recent memory has pleased him more. ®

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and then keep your clothes on, what the hell are you doing there in the first place? Exactly. And being the wellmannered individual that I am, I’ve learned that if I want to stare at and ogle chicks, it is best done discreetly. There ain’t nothing cool about being clothed on a nude beach, alone and yelling “yeah, baby” every time some naked lovely wanders in to your sightline. And don’t forget that nudists are some o f the most righteous people going. There must be something about playing volleyball with your balls swing-

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Border” — a huge Mecca o f fire works south of the N orth Carolina border. O nly last year, after decades o f pressure from the Mexican government, the nearly 250 signs stretching from New Jersey to Florida were finally modernized. But back then they were all w ritten in an offensive neo-Mexican dialect, bearing such enlightened messages as “Gifts Still Cheap — Pedro Too Lazy to Raise Prices.” The only billboards I noticed back then were for “Pedro’s Rocket Shop” and its forbidden pyrotechnic cornucopia. After two days o f driving south from New Jersey, the huge sombrero of a 50-foot fiberglass “Mexican” bandito suddenly loomed in the distance through the roadway haze. A stern series of signs — “EXPLOSIVES — D A N G ER — N O SM O K IN G ” — marked the gate to Pedro’s fireworks supermarket in the South o f the Border complex. To my 12-year-old brain it seemed that the racks o f skyrockets, Roman candles and firecrackers stretched for miles. My brothers spent their money on traditional explosives. I favored more effete, exotic things, like tiny whistling rockets and tablets that burned into long snakes. W ith names like “Flying M onkey Flowers” or “Heavenly Traveling W histle with Fire

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Report,” these creations appeared various cherry bombs and M-80s to be generated by someone with in the lake. O ne time we acci a bad Chinese-English dictionary. dentally rediscovered the hillbilly As we stashed our booty, like sport o f dynam ite fishing, and moonshine, deep in our luggage my mom cooked a fish that I had For the trip north, I envied the “caught,” er, detonated. locals their lawless Southern-boy Dad did inculcate me and my freedoms. brothers with fireworks safety M uch like horse racing, or an procedures, though I always orgasm, the fun o f fireworks is in thought this was kind of an oxy the anticipation and remem moron. Fireworks were and are brance^ ;Ip f;I,ew Jersey, we had - devices o f unpredictable reliabili the added problem o f finding a ty — fuses that sputter out only place to set them off. M y dad to reignite as you approach, would not let us use fireworks at defective casings, skyrockets home, preferring we bring them which fly only downward. The to our sum m er place in M onroe, warning on the package says it New York. They were illegal " all: “Place on ground in clear, there, too, but laws were a bit unobstructed area. Light fuse, get more lax in the rural environ away! Do not hold in hand!” ment. M y brothers and I tested M y dad, however, had a pen

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gaunt and hollow-cheeked. After a lifetime of toil, I think he took some small comfort in the ease with which things could be brought down. In the following year, I’m convinced Dad deliberately has tened his decline with hard work, trying to use his remaining ener gy productively so he would not burden us with years in a nursing home. By the next summer I was bringing him to classes in a wheelchair, and he died the night he gave his fin a l final exam. But his lasting lesson was this: Don’t let the slings, arrows or cherry bombs of outrageous fortune knock you flat — not without tossing a few back yourself, just for fun. ®

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(jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. BARBACOA (surf noir), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. WIGGLE (DJs Patti & Tricky Pat), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. BLUE VELVET (blues), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP NIGHT (DJs), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’70s-’90s), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC/$7. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DEJA VU (DJ Donald; ’70s-'90s), Club 156, 9 p.m. NC. BLACK EYED PEAS, BABA (hip-hop), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $12/14. 18+ KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. CHARM SCHOOL (acoustic r&b) Good Times Cafe, 7:30 p.m. $2. LADIES NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Thirsty Turtle, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. MONTI EMERY (acoustic soul), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 6 p.m. NC.

SETH YACOVONE BLUES BAND,

Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/D. DAVIS, Cactus Cafe,

9 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock),

Steer & Stein, 9:30 p.m. NC. TRANCEFORM (DJs Wipt, Rob-B, B-

Gun, Aqua), Club 156, 10 p.m. $2. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $3. CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES NIGHT (DJ Robbie J; Top 40), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. Women NC, men $2/7. LEAVITT, DELBACK & SHULTZ (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. ZOLA TURN, THE MAGIC IS GONE, MS. PIGEON (alt/indie), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $4/6. AA OPEN MIKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. GOOD GUYS DJ (ladies night w/Triple

X), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m. NC. SUPER SOUNDS KARAOKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. PAT CLARK (folk-rock), Cafe Delilah, 9 p.m. NC. TNT KARAOKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. NC.

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the grand opening of the Burlington Skatepark with a big phat . Guild), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $10, followed by DJ LITTLE MARTIN, 11 p.m. $4/5. 18+ MR. FRENCH (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. RETRONOME (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $2.

party this Monday. Needless to say, it’s all ages. See “Rhythm & News” for details, next page. TAMMY FLETCHER (soul/blues),

RHYTHMIC VOODOO (DJs Dubee,

Dockside, 6 p.m. NC. PAMELA MEANS (singer-song writer), Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 8 p.m. $6. KATHERINE QUINN (singer-song writer), Borders, 8 p.m. NC. POOP (play w/Green Mt. Theatre Guild), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $10, followed by CLUB RETRO (DJ Little Martin), 10 p.m. $4/5.

Demus, JS K , Tim Diaz; hip-hop, dancehall, r&b), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $5/7. 18+

KALMAN BALOGH & GYPSY SMBULLUM BAND (Hungarian),

KARAOKE W/DAVE HARRISON,

KARAOKE, J.P .’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-

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(acoustic), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. RON LEVY’S WILD KINGDOM (funkrock), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. ROCK LOBSTER NIGHT (DJs Rob & Alan; dance/house), Club 156, 10 p.m. NC. 18+ MR. FRENCH (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. FRI-2K (r&b/hip-hop; DJs Frostee & Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. KARAOKE, J.P .’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JALAPENO BROS, (groove rock) Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. NERBAK BROS, (rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. BAD HORSEY (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

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Tavern at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MARIE WHITEFORD (piano & vocals), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim 's Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. G&B SPECIAL EFFECTS (DJ), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m. NC. JIMMY T & THE COBRAS (rock), Franny 0 ’s, 9 p.m. NC. BROS. GRIM (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MIGHTY LOONS (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. LAST KID PICKED (rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. THE CREW (rock), Strike Zone, 9 p.m. $3. JIMMY YOZELL BAND (rock/r&b), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4. THE CLIQUE (party band), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4. PARTY BAND (rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3. RACHEL BISSEX (singer-song writer), Charlie B ’s, 8:30 p.m.

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hop/r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’80s DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. URBAN DJ NETWORK (DJs Spin & Irie; hip-hop/house), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. KIP MEAKER (blues) Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. ZOOM (DJ Prana; house), Club 156, 10 p.m. NC. 18+ GUY COLASACCO (singer-song writer), Jake's, 6:30 p.m. NC. EMPTY POCKETS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Tuckaway’s, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. ANIGHT TO REMEMBER (DJs Master C, Vinyl 1 & guests; reggae/dancehall/hip-hop/r&b), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $5/7. 18+ BAD HORSEY (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. KARAOKE W/DAVE HARRISON,

MIGHTY LOONS (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. TALISMAN, OPEN MIKE (acoustic trip), Rtpton Community Coffee House, 7:30 p.m. $4. LAST KID PICKED (rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. EKIS, PARTY BAND (funky dance bands), Moretown Town Hall, 9 p.m. $5. 18+ AARON FLINN’S SALAD DAYS (poprock), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4. THE CLIQUE (party band), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4. OLAM HABA (folk/groove rock), The Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. $3. DAVE KELLER BLUES BAND,

Mountain Roadhouse, 9:30 p.m. NC. ERIC SCHWARTZ (singer-song writer), Charlie B ’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. PRIZMA, HEAD MAINTENANCE, DYSFUNKSHUN (rock, hip-hop),

Charlie 0 ’s outdoors, noon. NC, foil wed by AUGUSTA BROWN (funky jam trio), indoors, 9 p.m. NC.

SUNDAY JENNI JOHNSON (jazz/blues vocal

ist), Sweetwaters, 11:30 p.m. NC. MERRIE AMSTERBURG W/PETER LINTON (singer-songwriter),

Borders, 2 p.m.. NC. THE CROPPIES (Irish), Ri Ra, 5

p.m. NC. TEEN NIGHT (DJ Derrick Brown;

hip-hop), Millennium Nightclub, 8 p.m. $7. Ages 14-20. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJ; trance/house), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $2.

Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater

Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ABAIR BROS, (rock), Clubhouse at Marble Island, 9 p.m. NC.

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Adams Apple Cafe, Portland & Main streets, Morrisville, 888-4737. Alley Cats, 41 King St., Burl., 660-4304. Angela’s Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwaters Cafe, King St. Dock. Burlington, 864-9804. Bridge St. Cafe, Richmond, 434-2233. Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 864-5888. Cactus Cafe, 1 Lawson Ln., Burl., 862-6900. Cafe Delilah, 38 Elm St., Montpelier, 229-1019. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Champion's, 32 Main St., Winooski, 655-4705. Jeff Trombley. 893-6260, ext. 102 Charlie 0's, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St. Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington. 865-4563. Club 156, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 658-3994. Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. Daily Bread, Bridge St„ Richmond, 434-3148. Diamond Jim's Grille, Highgate Comm. Shpg. Ctr., St. Albans, 524-9280. Dockside Cafe, 209 Battery, Burlington, 864-5266. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynndog, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 652-9985. Flynn Theatre, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny 0’s 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Gallagher's, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8800. Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg Village, Rt. 116, 482-4444. G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777. Gusto's, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Henry’s, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd.. S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888. Horn of the Moon Cafe, 8 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-2895. Jake's, 1233 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 658-2251. J.P. Morgan's at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Leunig's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Live Art at the Barre Opera House, 476-8188, or Wood Art Gallery, Montpelier, 883-9307. Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. The Mountain Roadhouse, 1677 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2800. Mr. Pickwick's, Ye Olde England Inne, 253-7558. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Otter Creek Tavern, 215 Main St., Vergennes, 877-3667. Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhombus, 186 College St„ Burlington, 865-3144. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Ri Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sandbar Restaurant, Rt. 2, South, Hero, 372-6911. Sha-Booms, 45 Lake St., St. Albans, 524-9014. Signal to Noise HQ, 416 Pine St. (behind Speeder & Earl’s), Burlington, 951-1140. The Slammer, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-3454. Starksboro Community Coffee House, Village Meeting House, Rt. 116, Starksboro, 434-4254. Steer & Stein Pub, 147 N. Winooski Ave., 862-7449. Strike Zone, Waterbury Lanes, Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8702. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 878-1100. Thirsty Turtle, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-5223. Three Needs, 207 College St., Burlington, 658-0889. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Tuckaway’s, Sheraton, 870 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 865-6600. UpperDeck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. Villa Tragara, Rt. 100, Waterbury Ctr.. 244-5288.

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band, The Sevens, at festivals around the country. The last two weeks, though, Blair got a chance to show off her string stylings for four dates on a big rock tour: Don Henley, former Eagle, promoting his latest disc, Inside Job. Playing in 8000-seat amphitheaters was a new experience for Blair. “It’s kind of surreal,” she says. “I’m an Irish fid dle player — what am I doing in a rock ’n’ roll show?” But in fact, her nerves were tested only four min utes at a time; Henley has a couple of songs, Blair explains, with “an Irish flavor,” and, in addition to the fiddle, he brings along a piper and pennywhistle player. The latter, Mark Roberts, is a bandmate of Blair’s in The Sevens. Blair was actually filling in for Liz Carroll, a well-known and highly esteemed Irish-American fiddler from Chicago. She notes the “most fun” part of the tour was hanging out with the 12 members of a gospel choir from New Jersey, which Henley also buses around. Ah, star dom. Blair looks forward to picking up a few more shows in July. Meanwhile, local fans can catch her in action July 8 at the Ethan Allen Homestead festival. ON THE GOOD FOOT The

Burlington dance and drum group Jeh Kulu are about to promote even better international relations, with a “ballet,” L’Amitie Entre Pays — “Friendship Between Countries.” The West African-style ballet, basi cally a love story, will be performed in its entirety for the first time this Saturday at Contois Auditorium. It’s an appropriate name for this troupe: For nearly six years, Americans have taken their lead, and inspiration, from the Guineaborn artists at the helm: Artistic Director Sidiki Sylla and music and ballet co-director AliSCO Diabate. Two master drummers keep the beat: Mohammed Soumah and Ismael Bangoura. The direc tors have performed around the world, says Jeh Kulu manager Lonny Edwards, with their native country’s national ballets. But don’t expect effete tutus and pointy shoes; do expect a sinuous groove thing with equatorial heat. OOPS! Time to eat a little bit of crow — but I’ll share it with the person who told me The VlbrokingS had changed their name to Blues BlOWOUt, which I reported here last week. Vibroking’s guitarist B ill DarrOW gently corrected that misinformation. Turns out Left Eye Jump harmonica player Greg Izor — now at the University of New Orleans but back in Vermont for the summer — got a gig at Nectar’s with some of the Vibros and decid ed to call the band Blues Blowout for the occasion. Hence the confu sion on the part of my informant, who shall go unnamed. But, grant ed, it’s confusing enough with all the musical chairs around here. Darrow also plays in the Mighty Blues Workshop and with Kip

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The Natives from ’88 to ’94, and she’s performed enough up here to feel almost like one of our own. On Little Steps, Linton provides exquisitely appropriate electric guitar embellishments, while Amsterburg plays about a dozen different guitars, other stringed instruments and keyboards. 1he shimmering, understated production by Mike Denneen (Letters to Cleo, Aimee Mann...) nicely avoids eclipsing the pale fire of these acoustically rooted songs. Drummer and percussionist John Sands and bassist Paul Bryan round out the core band, displaying the same sort of team work as the rest of the crew on this song- and singer-cen tered record. Standout tracks include the low-sap nostalgic pop of “Radio” with cool trumpet parts from Amsterburg (I also love the way she says “guhl,” like a Beatle), and “Undertow,” which dragged me in with its loping groove and gorgeous up-andMERRIE AMSTERBURG, LITTLE down chorus. “Design” sounds a bit Freedy STEPS (Zoe, CD) — Little Steps is the Johnston-esque, and “State Highway 61” has a second full-length sleepy, Cowboy Junkies feel to it, but otherwise solo release from Amsterburg’s sound is pretty idiosyncratic. Boston singer-song The wrenching “My Romeo” features vivid writer Merrie lines, such as “And the ice screamed and the side Amsterburg — with walk leaned in the snow when I touched your her husband/accom face.” It shares a somewhat Eastern flavor with the panist, Vermont title track. The lounge/gospel/tejano of “Opal native Peter Linton. Moon” is similarly exotic, and Amsterburg gets It doesn’t clobber sorta medieval on the closer, “Sheltering, which you right out of the features cool bowed upright bass from Joe box; the songs take a McMahon. few spins for their Little Steps has a generally melancholy, elegiac subtle beauty to sink feel to it, from a perspective that is older, wiser in. Not really folk or and wistful but not wispy. Amsterburg’s intimate, rock, or folk-rock, appealing songs don’t fit neatly into modern Amsterburg’s music seems designed primarily to radio’s fragmented formats, but she deserves to set off her gem-like voice and evocative lyrics to find a wider audience. This recording is a little best advantage. Her voice is high and pure — a step in the right direction. Amsterburg and little like that of Kate Bush, but without the loopy Linton perform at the Burlington Borders this operatics. Amsterburg has honorary Vermont sta Sunday afternoon. tus by virtue of her long-time performing partner — Paul Gibson Linton — the two formed one-half of Boston’s

though they appear separately on the disc. Though no one will ever accuse this band of sell ing out, there is an accessibility and a groove in evidence here as never before. Gershon has written tunes that the listener can easily identify as mambo, blues, funk, calypso, jazz waltz and so on. The writing is as strong as ever, yet with more majesty, and less of the old tongue-in-cheek humor. For longtime fans of the Orchestra, More Beautiful Than Death will be another chapter in the evolu tion of a great band, and for the new listeners likely to come along with the new lineup, the beginning of a beauti ful relationship. The Either Orchestra comes occasionally to the Burlington area and are worth checking out. — Richard Mayer

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■ A little warm weather puts people in the mood for love — it’s the time of year when most children are conceived. Lost Nation Theater’s first summer production scores with A Little Nigh Music, Stephen Sondheim’s musical version of the Bergman film, Smiles o f a Summer Night. The romantic comedy depicts the tangled love lives of the bourgeoisie, with Ethan Bowen as a sexually frustrated man whose son is in love with his 17-year-old stepmother. “Send in the Clowns” sounds about right. Wednesday, June 28, 1:30 & 7:30p.m. Thursday, June 29, Sunday, July 2 and Wednesday, July 5, 7:30p.m. Friday & Saturday, June 3 0 & July 1, 8 p.m. Montpelier City Hall Arts Center. $14-18. Info, 229-0492.

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■ There’s one good thing about a rainy summer: Local rivers are running deep and fast — perfect conditions for whitewater kayaking. The river’s roiling at the Chace Mill, where the Alpine Shop is hosting a roughand-tumble demo day. Expect to get more than your feet wet in a free-for-all geared toward paddlers of all persuasions. Experienced kayakers can try out the newest models in the wild Winooski waves while beginners test the flat waters. Saturday, July 1. Chace Mill, Burlington, 2 -6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714.

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■ France has its wine, Germany its beer — but the national drink of Russia is unquestionably vodka. A study by the Russian Health Ministry estimated consumption at 18 liters of pure alcohol per adult in 1996. The ■ It’s nothing against flatlanders. But “non-native” species really can do serious damage in name itself is a diminutive of voda -— a word meaning water. Russian Life magazine couldn’t have chosen a more appropriate Vermont — especially to the fragile environment of Lake Champlain. We’re talking about water chestnut plants, of course, beverage for its Taste of Russia cruise, during which the Spirit of Ethan Allen II will surely live up to its name. which can grow so densely that they kill fish and make swimming and boating next to impossible. Strike a blow for lake free Sunday, July 2. Burlington Community Boathouse, 6:30-10:30p.m. $65. Register, 800-639-4301. dom on a Nature Conservancy-sponsored canoe trip to hand-pull the plants before they become an infestation. Wednesday, June 28; Friday, June 30; Wednesday, July 5. East Creek, OrwelL, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Register, 265-8645. By most definitions, Eiko and Koma are a dance-theater duo. But the married pair prefers to

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• Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” SOCIAL BAND: Kids from the Mountain Singing Camp join the a cappella chorus in renditions of folk favorites. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 877-6737. CHARM SCHOOL: The local group puts the emphasis on rhythm and blues in an outdoor show at Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. $2. Info, 482-4444.

drama ‘GREASE’: Equity actors go through all the gears in a musical about love and cars in a “Happy Days”-era high school class. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $22. Info, 654-2281. ‘PIPPIN ’: A young man searches for his

place in the world in an updated version of the ’70s musical by Stephen Schwartz. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 253-3961. ‘A LITTLE N IG H T M USIC’: Where there’s a waltz, there’s a way in this Sondheim musical comedy, staged by Lost Nation Theater. See “to do” list, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, 1:30 & 7:30 p.m. $14-18. Info, 229-0492. ‘N IG H T OF T H E IGUANA’: Tennessee Williams penned this play about a defrocked priest confronted by a tour bus full of angry, pious women in the Mexican rainforest. Dorset Theatre, 2 & 8 p.m. $23-36. Info, 867-2223. ‘SATURDAY N IG H T ’: Stephen Sondheim wrote this musical about a group of young friends dreaming of romance and riches in 1929 Brooklyn. Weston Playhouse, 3 & 8 p.m. $27. Info, 824-5288. ‘TH E HEIRESS’: A rich daughter falls for a man mistrusted by her father in this adaptation of the Henry James novel, Washington Square. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $17. Info, 888-701-5977.

film ‘TOPSY-TURVY’: Crossroads Arts bene fits from this screening of the Mike Leigh film about Gilbert and Sullivan’s Mikado. Cinema North, Rutland, 7 p.m. $7. Info 775-5413. ‘ALL ABOUT MY M O THER’: In Pedro Almodovar’s Oscar-winning film, a woman searches for her missing lover against a backdrop of transvestite hookers and a pregnant nun. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartm outh College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the arc list ings. FIGURE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accomplished artists in a weekly drawing session at the Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 6 : 30 - 9:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-7165. ARTIST LECTURE SERIES: Knox Cummin shares slides of his work as part of the ongoing Art’s Alive festival. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 P-m' Free. Info, 864-1 557.

The 40th Army Band pipes up in a parade that finishes off with fireworks. Park Village and Central Park, 9 a.m. - 9 P-m. Free. Info, 247-3929.

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before the “Small Town Life” parade. Town Green. July 3, Concert & fireworks, 6:30 p.m. July 4, Parade, 10 a.m. Info, 482-6169. Randolph

Fireworks start things off with a bang Monday night, followed by a parade the next morning. Downtown Randolph. July 3, fireworks, dusk, July 4, parade, 10 a.m. Info, 728-9027.

July 4 Essex

A family funfest precedes the patriotic pyrotechnics. Champlain Valley Exposition, dusk. Info, 878-1375.

Burlington

The "Fireworks Express” brings thrillseekers in Shelburne, Charlotte and South Burlington to — and from — the spectacular fireworks on Lake Champlain. Waterfront Park, dusk. Info, 865-7552. Fireworks Express, $5. Info, 863-5184. Montpelier

Start Independence Day off right with a Pancake breakfast. A “water carnival," Parade and fireworks viewed from the Statehouse lawn promise ensuing explo sives. Statehouse Park, 8 a.m. - mid night. Fireworks, 9:30. Info, 229-9408.

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Fire on the mountain? A day of high spir its comes to a colorful conclusion. Recreation Center, 10 a.m. - dusk. Info, 773-4181. Enosburg

lowed by a tasty barbecue. Enosburg Recreation Center, 933-8561. Rutland

The exploding noises aren’t just in the air — a demolition derby precedes the big show here. Vermont State Fairgrounds, 6:30 p.m. Free, $5 for demolition derby. Info, 773-2747. Rochester

A grand parade honoring the Vermont sea sons winds up with barbecued bird and a band concert. Rochester Village Park, 11 a.m. Info, 767-3025. Cabot

A grand parade precedes of auctions, rummage sales, music and a chicken bar becue to benefit the town’s parentteacher organization. Mason Lodge, Cabot, 11 a.m. Info, 563-3116.

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words ‘FLASH FIC TIO N 500’: Writers offer original short stories in the poet ry slam tradition, allowing audience judges to keep score. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. for spectators. 7:45 for readers. $5. Info, 865-0569. ‘PERFORMANCES IN T H E PARK’: A concert by Celtic guitarist Art Edelstein follows a reading by Vermont’s “bard of the bizarre,” Joe Citro. City Hall Park, Barre, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9408. SUE HALPERN: The Mother Jones columnist reads from her works along . with husband Bill McKibben, a co author of their environmental book, The End o f Nature. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

kids VERM ONT EXPOS STORYTIME: The home team cheers on literacy efforts while players read aloud and sign autographs. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. CHESS CHALLENGE: Vermont’s highest-rated chess player shows kids his moves in a match that pits him against a team of young players. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Register, 864-7505. STORYTIME: Young readers ages three to five learn from lighthearted literature, songs and activities at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Register, 652-7080.

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hosted by the Visiting Nurses Associ ation. Ethan Allen Homestead, Bur lington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420. CO -O P HOUSING TALK: Why rent when you can co-op? People com mitted to building community and participating in their housing convene at Burlington Community Land Trust, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. GARDENING TALK: Got a growing problem? Green-thumbed “garden sleuth” Charlie Nardozzi answers ques tions about cultivation. Vermont Community Botanical Garden, S. Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. $10. Register, 863-1308. GENETIC ENGINEERING TALK: Community speakers address concerns about genetically engineered food sources. Burlington City Hall Audit orium, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0S?l0. HEALTH LECTURE: Learn how to get fit — fast — at a talk entitled “Half Hour to Better Health.” Chiropractic Works, Burlington, 5:20 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5000. ITALIAN CHICKEN & PASTA SUPPER: Enjoy a hearty, homemade “mangia” meal at the Richmond Congregational Church, 5:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2053. ABUSE & RAPE CRISIS VOLUN TEERS: Learn ways to fight abuse and empower survivors. Abuse & Rape Crisis Program, St. Albans, noon & 6 p.m. Free. Info, 524-8538. WATER CHESTNUT PULLING: The Nature Conservancy offers free canoeing to eco-volunteers helping to protect fragile wetlands. East Creek, Orwell, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Register, 265-8645.

drama ‘GREASE’: See June 28. ‘PIPPIN ’: See June 28. ‘SATURDAY N IG H T ’: See June 28, 8 p.m. ‘N IG H T OF TH E IGUANA’: See June 28, 8 p.m. ‘A LITTLE N IG H T MUSIC’: See June 28, 7:30 p.m. ‘TH E HEIRESS’: See June 28.

etc PEACE CORPS TALK: Potential volunteers get briefed on “tough job” opportunities around the globe. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8269. COM M UNITY GARDEN D IN NER: Savor the first tastes of summer at an outdoor picnic and garden tour

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words EMERGING WRITERS READING: Winners of the Seven Days-XJWM. Continuing Ed fiction contest read works alongside published author Tom Paine. Crow Bookshop, Church St. Marketplace, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5684. ‘COM ING HOM E TO JERUSALEM’: Journalist Wendy Orange reads from a chronicle of her experiences covering the Middle East. See “to do” list, this issue. Borders, Church Street Marketplace, Burling ton, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. ‘A N EVENING OF BASEBALL’: Baseball historians get together for an

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kids ‘YOUNG WRITERS’ READING: Kids aged four and up read from their original stories. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. DINOSAUR TALK: “Dinoman” and his pet raccoon Reflex bring young readers back — to prehistoric times. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. ‘PRINCESS O O B O O ’S 99TH DREAM’: A six-foot cookie sends a princess on a wacky quest in this play for the younger set. St. Michael’s Playhouse, Colchester, 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 872-0466.

VERMONT EXPOS: See June 28. The first thousand fans get a free keychain. BIKE RIDE: Helmets are de rigueur for cycle enthusiasts on a terrain-tack ling ride into the sunset. Meet at Alpine Shop, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7547. AUTO RACING: Uniformed scouts and Little Leaguers get in free to watch local speed demons stay on track. Thunder Road, Barre, 7 p.m. $3-7, $15 for families. Info, 244-1616.

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evening of readings and nostalgia with special guest Tom Simon, author of The Green Mountain Boys o f Summer. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

etc PEACE CORPS TALK; See June 28. Climb High, Shelburne, 6:30 p.m. LAKE ECOSYSTEM LECTURE: A natural resources professor examines the wonders and challenges of Lake Champlain’s fragile ecosystems. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. STANISLAV GROF: The founder of “holotropic breathwork” speaks about his new book, Psychology o f the Future, at Burlington College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616. FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze amongst just-picked produce and homemade baked goods at the Essex Junction Shopping Center, 2-6:30

p.m. Free. Info, 865-0068. EM OTIONS ANONYMOUS: Women suffering from depression, anxiety or other problems get support through a 12-step program. 86 Lake Street, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1970. SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS GROUP: Victims of violence support and educate their peers. Puffer United Methodist Church, Morrisville, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5256.

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• Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See June 29. VERM ONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See June 29, Hathaway Farm Polo Field, Rutland, 5 p.m. $20. Info, 800-876-9293. BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: Families are welcome at this festive gathering of prestigious pickers. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 4-10 p.m. $15, $45 for three-day pass and camp ing. Info, 827-6640. SARASA: The New England-based classical ensemble plays cantatas and love songs by Handel, Bach and Purcell. Unitarian Church, Mont pelier, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 244-7638. YOUNG ARTISTS CONCERT: Students of the Killington Music Festival showcase their budding talents at Rams Head Lodge, Killington, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 773-4003. CHAMBER CONCERT SERIES: The PointCounterpoint Chamber Players put Dvorak and Shostakovich on the program at Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8467.

dance WELLSPRING DANCERS: The acclaimed troupe trained by late mod ern dance pioneer Erick Hawkins per forms new choreographies at the Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 819-876-2020.

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art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. ‘LIVING TREASURES’ LECTURE SERIES: Acclaimed woodcut artist Sabra Field discusses slides of her work, including the Vermont Bicentennial Stamp. Shelburne Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3648. ‘SACRED BUFFALO’: Artist-in-resi dent James Durham discusses the buf falo skeleton he carved over a sevenyear period — the largest single piece of scrimshaw art in existence. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

kids ‘PAJAMARAMA’: Parents and kids cuddle up with a good book at this pro-pajama event. Barnes 6c Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘MUSIC W ITH ROBERT AND G IG I’: Kids sing songs with Robert

Resnik and his Fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. SONG AND STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing readalong. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport OPEN VOLLEYBALL: Bom to serve? Get into an informal game open to all adults. YMCA, Burlington, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7541. SENIOR SWIM: Older adults get aquatic exercise during pool time set aside for seniors only. YMCA, Burling ton, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7541.

etc WATER CHESTNUT PULLING: See June 28. SCUBA DEMONSTRATION: A representative from the Waterfront Diving Center displays his gear and delves deep — into the lake. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $2-3. Info, 864-1848. ‘T H E CHANGING FACE OF CIVIL U NIONS’: House Judiciary Committee chair Thomas Little shares breakfast food for thought on the civil-unions legislation. Isabel’s on the Waterfront, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. $15.50. Info, 863-3489. ‘CRITICAL MASS’ RIDE: Bikers, ’boarders and ’bladers hit the streets to raise awareness for non-pollutng trans portation methods. City Hall Park, Burlington, 5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 8653289. MORGAN HORSE HERITAGE DAYS: Amateur riders salute the native steed in equine competitions that include dressage and carriage dri ving. Tunbridge World’s Fairgrounds, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4128. BATTERED W O M EN ’S SUPPORT GROUP: Battered Women’s Services and Shelter facilitates a group in Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-0855. GLBTQ SUPPORT GROUP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning youth make new friends and get support. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428.

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dance ‘L’AMITIE ENTRE PAYS’: The Burlington-based drum and dance ensemble Jeh Kulu brings the spirit of West Africa to a new, original dance piece. Burlington City Hall Audit orium, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. ‘DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE’: Put spiritual practice in motion by participating in dances and songs that celebrate community. Ver mont Yoga Studio, Chace Mill, Burling ton, 7-9 p.m. $5-7. Info, 482-2836. CONTRA DANCE: Lausanne Aliencalls for Atlantic Crossing at this Northern-style community' hoedown.

drama ‘T H E MUSIC MAN’: See June 30. ‘PIPPIN’: See June 28. ‘GREASE’: See June 28, 2 6c 8 p.m. ‘A LITTLE N IG H T M USIC’: See June 28, 8 p.m. $18. ‘PO O P’: See June 30. ‘ANNIE’: See June 30. ‘SATURDAY N IG H T ’: See June 28, 3 & 8 p.m. $24-30. ‘N IG H T OF T H E IGUANA’: See June 28, 4 & 8 p.m. ‘T H E HEIRESS’: See June 28.

film ‘WELCOME BACK, MR. M C D O N ALD’: Radio drama actors demand some outrageous plot changes in this three-year-old Japanese comedy. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 6c 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘MR. DEATH’: Errol Morris chroni cles the strange world of an execution equipment designer-turned-Holocaust denier in this documentary. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘BEYOND T H E MAT’: Director Barry Balustein gets up close and per sonal with Vince McMahon, the off beat mastermind behind the World Wrestling Federation. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words ALISON JAMES: A taiko drummer accompanies a reading of the local author’s latest work, Eucalyptus Wings, followed by a mask-making session. Waldenbooks, University Mall, S. Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Burlington Town Center, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Register for mask-making, 658-6019.

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sport WHITEWATER KAYAKING: Beginning and expert paddlers can expect to get wet at this demo of the latest kayak designs. See “to do” list, this issue. Alpine Shop, Chace Mill, Burling ton, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2714. AUTO RACING: Fireworks are part of the fast-paced, “strictly street spe cial” festivities at Airborne Inter national Raceway, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $5-12, $15 for families. Info, 244-6963.

etc MORGAN HORSE HERITAGE DAYS: See June 30, 8 a.m. HERBAL LUNCHEON & TOUR: Sample a buffet of edible flowers, locally grown produce and fresh herbs before a tour of thematically arranged gardens. Meadowsweet Herb Farm, N. Shrewsbury, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 888-492-3565. CRAFT FAIR 6c FLEA MARKET: Shoppers exhibit bazaar behavior while browsing for new, handmade and used goods. Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 492-2013. FARMERS MARKETS: Look for Vermont-grown agricultural products and crafts at open-air booths. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. Info, 888-889-8188. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, 933-4703. Corner of Elm and State Streets, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 426-3800. Depot Park, Rutland,

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archaeology ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG: July 5 through 28, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. University of Vermont Anthropology Dept, hosts at a site in Colchester. Register, 656-4310. Volunteer to help excavate a 1500-year-old camp site.

art PAINTING: Monday through Saturday, June 26 through 30, 1-4 p.m. Bristol. $95. Register, 453-5885. Develop your painting skills in the company o f other artists. FIGURE DRAWING: Monday through Friday, July 3 through 7, 6-9 p.m. Bristol. $95. Register, 453-5885. Explore gesture, expression and anatomy using charcoal and pencil. INTERMEDIATE WATERCOLOR: Four Tuesdays, July 11, 18, 25 and August 1, 1:30-4 p.m. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 5467 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $100. Register, 877-3668. Observe and interpret outdoor light and color with the help o f watercolors. CHINESE PAINTING AND CAL LIGRAPHY: Four Saturdays, July 15, 22 and 29 and August 5, 10 a.m. noon. Bristol. $60. Register, 453-5885. Ying Lei Zhang and Sue Rice teach the aesthetics and practice o f two ancient Chinese arts. SKETCHING, WATERCOLORS AND WOODCUTS: Saturday and Sunday, July 29 and 30. On the U>ose, Huntington. Info, 434-7257. Develop sketches and watercolor images inspired by the natural landscape, then transfer one to a woodcut. BEGINNING OIL PAINTING: Four Tuesdays, August 1,8, 15 and 22, 10 a.m. - noon. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 5467 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $125. Register, 877-3668. Tad Spurgeon teaches the fiundamentals o f oil painting, covering brush es, pigment selection and technique devel opment. FIGURE DRAWING: Four Wednesdays, August 9, 16, 23 and 30, 6:30-9 p.m. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 5467 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $150. Register, 877-3668. Kate Hodges teaches figure drawing using the mastersfor inspiration.

birding BIRDING ON THE WATERFRONT: Saturday, July 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Look for peregrine falcons, yellow warblers and black-crowned night herons along Burlington's lake shore.

body art HENNA BODY ART: Saturday, July 1, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-8060. Create body art designs using this natural, temporary technique.

business ‘GETTING SERIOUS’: Four Thursdays, July 13, 20, 27 and August 3, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 846-7160. Explore the possibilities and realities o f business ownership, assess your

skills and interests and develop a business idea. AN INTERNET GUIDE TO BUSI NESS REGULATIONS: Saturday, July 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Find out which O.S.H.A. reg ulations affectyour business on the Internet. ‘START UP’: September through December. Women’s Small Business Program, Trinity College, Burlington. $1250, grants available. Info, 846-7160. Learn valuable skills as you write a busi ness plan.

computers EXPLORING THE INTERNET: Saturday, July 22, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $70. Register, 865-4422. Discover how you can travel to Mongolia, visit a winery, purchase an automobile — all without ever leaving home.

craft ‘SHEEP TO YARN’: Monday through Friday, July 3 through 7, 9 a.m. - noon. Bristol. $75. Register, 453-5885. Kids 10 and up wash, card and spin raw fleece fresh from the sheep. ‘YARN TO KNITTED OR WOVEN FABRIC’: Monday through Friday, July 10 through 14, 9 a.m. - noon. Bristol. $95. Register, 453-5885. Students 10 and older learn basic knitting or weaving techniques to complete a project. VERMONT CLAY WORKSHOP: Tuesday and Thursday, July 11 and 13, 10 a.m. - noon. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 5467 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $75. Register, 877-3668. Get a feel for Vermont clay while learning Native American hand building and glazing tech niques. THE ART OF BOOKBINDING: Saturday, July 15, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $60. Register, 865-4422. Learn basic bookbinding skills to make ele gant hardcoverjournals, photo albums and sketch books. PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 6520102. Learn the fundamentals o f painting ceramics. POTTERY & SCULPTURE: All ages and abilities, group classes, private lessons, studio rental. Day, evening and weekend offerings. Vermont Clay Studio, 2802 Rt. 100, Waterbury Center. Register, 224-1126 ext. 41. Enjoy the pleasures and challenges o f work ing with clay, whether you’ve had a lot, a little or no experience. POTTERY: Beginner and intermediate classes for adults and children; member ship available for experienced potters. River Street Potters, 141 River St. (Rt. 2), Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Discover your creativity through classes in hand building and working with the wheel.

dance ‘LATIN SAMPLER CLASS’: Six Mondays, July 10 through August 14, 89 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Annex, Burlington. Register, 864-7953. Dancers with some experience practice cha cha, rumba, samba, merengue, bolero and salsa moves. CUBAN-STYLE SALSA: Four Tuesdays, July 11 through August 1. Intro 7-8 p.m., Level I 8-9 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Annex, Burlington. $35. Register, 864-7953. Heat up your summer by learning to salsa. HAITIAN DANCE AND DRUM WORKSHOP: Saturday, July 15, 12:30 p.m. (drum) and 3-5 p.m. (dance). Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Sunday, July 16, 1:30-3 p.m. (drum) and 3:30-5:30 p.m. (dance). Capital City Grange, Montpelier. $20/drum, $23/dance. Register, 985-3665. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: Ongoing Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Twin Oaks Sports and Fitness, S. Burlington. Ongoing Thursdays, 10:15 a.m. - noon. Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Info,

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healing FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP: Eight Tuesdays starting June 27, 7 p.m. Acupuncture Vermont, 7 Fayette Rd., S. Burlington. Free. Info, 862-8880. Join others who are struggling with this painful disorder.

inspiration ‘INSPIRATION FOR BREAKFAST’: Tuesday, July 11,7:30-8:30 a.m. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $15. Info, 655-0231. Discover how facing your fears can make your dreams come true.

juggling JUGGLING CLUB: Ongoing Mondays, 5-7 p.m. Basement of Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Free. Info, 863-4969. Beginner-to-expertjug glers and unicyclists convene.

kendo KENDO: Ongoing Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 6:45-8:30 p.m. Warren Town Hall. Donations. Info, 496-4669. Develop focus, control and power through this Japanese samurai ' ‘ sword-fencing martial art.

kids SCULPTING IN WOOD: Monday through Friday, June 26 through 30, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Cornwall. $192. Register, 388-3177. Tim Fisher teaches kids 12 and up to use wood-carving took on their own creation. ‘FRENCH IS FUN’ CAMP: Monday through Friday, Session I July 10 through 14, Session II July 17 through 21,10 a.m. - noon. The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $80/week or $155/both. Register, 655-0231. First-, second- and third-graders learn French by reading, playing games and making music en fran^ais. BEGINNING BLACKSMITHING: Two Saturdays and Sundays, July 15, 16, 22 and 23, 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne. $175. Register, 985-3348 ext. 3395. Thirteen- to 18year-olds learn simple techniques to trans form a piece o f steel into a useful object. PAINTING AND PRINTMAKING: Monday through Friday, July 24 through 28, 9 a.m. - noon. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. $100. Register, 8657166. Six- to eight-year-olds make abstract and impressionistic prints and paintings. ‘TAKE APART ARTS’: Monday through Friday, August 7 through 11,9 a.m. - noon. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. $100. Register, 865-7166. Pre-teens deconstruct old typewriters, radios, toasters and watches to make their own creations.

language ‘INTENSIVE FRENCH CONVERSA T IO N ’: July 10, 11, 13, 14, 17, 18, 20 and 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $160 includes Alliance Fran^aise membership, $140 for Alliance Fran^aise members. Register, 655-0231. Intermediate and advanced French students practice speak ing, listening, reading and writing skills. ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourselfin Italian to get readyfor a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the coun try’s music, art and cuisine. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners and intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

massage FOOT REFLEXOLOGY: Ongoing classes. S. Burlington Yoga Studio, Barrett St. Info, 658-3766. Learn this fun and easyform o f acu-pressure foot massagefrom a certified reflexologist.

meditation ZEN MEDITATION: Mondays, 4:455:45 p.m., Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6466. Meditate with a sitting group associated with the Zen Affiliate o f Vermont. T H E WAY OF THE SUFI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incorporates breath, sound and movement. MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. noon. Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Free. Info, 6586795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. MEDITATION: Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mountain Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free. Info, 872-3797. Don’t just do some thing, sit there! GUIDED MEDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229. Practice guided meditation for relaxation andfocus.

photography INSTRUCTION: Classes, workshops, private instruction and week-long sum mer day camps for young people. Info, 372-3104. Take classes in creative and technical camera and darkroom skills while learning to “see" with a photographic eye.

reiki USUI TIBETAN REIKI CERTIFICA TION: Level I Saturday, July 8, Level II Sunday, July 9. $ 145/level I, $195/level II, financial assistance available. Info, 350-2030 or www.essentialsymmetry.com. Get certified in using Reiki to heal yourselfand others.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes for men, women and children, Monday through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

spirit ‘AURA PHOTOGRAPHY’: Saturday, July 1, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $25. Info, 660-8060. Gain awareness o f your “energy field. ” ‘CONTEMPORARY SPIRITUAL W RITING’: Class begins Wednesday, July 5. UVM Continuing Education, on-line class. Info, 800-639-3210 or cybersummer.uvm.edu. Join others on line to discuss spiritual writing and reli gious traditions. ‘DREAMWORKAND CREATIVI TY’: Saturday and Sunday, July 22 and 23. On the Loose, Huntington. $190. Info, 434-7257. Writers and artists retreat to a natural settingfor guided meditation, forest walks and discussion o f how to incor porate their dreams into their creative work.

support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem i Take the first step — o f 12 — and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Do you have a friend or rela tive with an alcohol problem?Alcoholics Anonymous can help. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free. Info, 862-4516. I f you’re ready to stop using drugs, this group o f recovering addicts can offer inspiration. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters meetfor support aroundfood and health issues. PARTNERS AND FRIENDS OF

SURVIVORS: Group forming. Info, 655-4907. Partners andfriends o f child hood abuse survivors share struggles and successes with peers. PSYCHIATRIC SUPPORT GROUP: Thursdays, 7 p.m. Various Burlington locations. Free. Info, 288-1006. Get peer supportfor depression, anxiety or other psy chiatric illness. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. VT. RESOLVE INFERTILITY SUP PORT GROUP: Wednesday, July 5, 68 p.m. New England Federal Credit Union, Taft Corner, Williston. Info, 657-2542. Talk with others about infertil ity issues.

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wine WINE TASTING CLASS: Friday, June 23, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington. $20. Info, 951 WINE. Try some wines that will comple ment your summer barbecue.

writing ‘HOW TO KEEP W RITING’: Thursday, June 29, 6-9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $25. Register, 865-4422. Get advice on keeping a journal, starting a writing group, and finding books and magazines to inspire you. ‘IAMBIC PENTAMETER AND FRIENDS’: Two Mondays, July 10 and 17, 6-9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $52. Register, 865-4422. Get an introduction to tradi tional meter and rhyme by reading the great poets and writing your own poetry. ‘TERZA RIMA AND BEYOND’: Two Mondays, July 24 and July 3 1 , 6 - 9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $52. Register, 865-4422. Learn about and write the obscure verse forms such as the villanelle, pantoum, glosa, ghazal and some terza rima.

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing daytime & evening classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191. Get private or group instruction in prenatal yoga, integrative yoga therapy or gentle yoga for recovery and rehabilitation. UNION STREET STUDIO: Daily ' classes for all levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. Info, 860-3991. Practice many styles o f yoga with certified instruc tors. YOGA: Ongoing classes. Being Peace Center for Yoga and Massage, 57 River Rd., Essex Jet. Info, 878-5299. Lawrence Campisi and Deborah Binder teach Kripalu-style yoga. ‘YOGACRAFT’: Ongoing classes, sum mer workshops and private instruction. Stowe, Johnson, Hardwick, Craftsbury, Newport and Greensboro. Info, 4791385. Take classes in traditional Astanga and Hatha-style yoga. YMCA YOGA: Ongoing classes. YMCA, College St., Burlington. Info, 862-9622. Take classes in various yoga styles. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Astanga-style "power”yoga classes offer sweatyfun for all levels ofexpe rience.

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music • Also, see listings in “Sound Advice.” VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See June 29, Shelburne Farms, 5:30 p.m. $20. Info, 800-876-9293. 40TH ARMY BAND: See July 1. Main Street Park, Rutland, 7 p.m. MONTREAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See June 29. EROICA TRIO: The acclaimed chamber ensemble plays cutting-edge string works as part of the Killington Music Festival. Rams Head Base Lodge, Killington Resort, 7:30 p.m. $15-18. Info, 422-6767.

dance ‘THE CARAVAN PROJECT’: Japanese performance artists Eiko and Koma create a “living installation” that features dance inspired by the landscape. See “to do” list, this issue. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4500.

drama ‘PIPPIN’: See June 28. ‘A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC’: See June 28, 7:30 p.m. $18. ‘BAREFOOT IN THE PARK’: A pair of young newlyweds discovers the ups and downs of married life in Neil Simon’s 1960s comedy. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 654-2281. ‘# H A T THE BUTLER SAW’: British playwright Joe Orton thought up this wild farce about a psychoana lyse and his patients. Pendragon

Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $17. Info, 888-701-5977.

film ‘THE END OF THE AFFAIR’: Ralph Fiennes falls for his friend’s wife in this adaptation of a World War II-era Graham Greene novel. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: See June 28.

words ‘PERFORMANCES IN THE PARK’: See June 28. Today’s reader is Tom Paine. Country music follows the fiction. ’ZINE WORKSHOP: The Minimal Press Collective sponsors this swap meet and how-to session for wannabe publishers. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-0569. ‘VERMONT WRITERS’ BOOK GROUP: Arthur Biddle leads this exploration of state “character” via Walter Hard’s A Mountain Township. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458. RON POWERS: The Pulitzer Prize winning co-author of Flags of Our Fathers revisits Iwo Jima as part of the Vermont Writers Series at Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311. CONTEMPORARY POETS’ SERIES: A discussion group takes on the works of Karl Shapiro and Maxine Kunin at Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

kids ‘PROJECT PALEONTOLOGY’: Children recreate the prehistoric age in paper and foil at the Fletcher Free

Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Register, 865-7216. ‘FRACTURED FAIRYTALES’: The Traveling Storyteller puts a hew twist on classic tales at the S. Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Register, 652-7080.

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College Art Gallery, 862-9616. > r . Through July 15. SUNDOGS/MOONSHADOWS, a group show of works in mixed media. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through August 1. A BIRD’S EYE VIEW, wood carvings by Gary Starr. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Burlington, 863-6458. Through July. MARGARET CHRISTENSEN, paintings and journals by the "outsider” artist. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through September 17. TOM FITZGERALD, pastels. The Village Cup, Jericho, 899-1730. Through June. MARK TOUGIAS, new impressionist oils. Blue Heron Gallery, S. Burlington, 8 6 3 - 1866. Through June.

ART’S ALIVE 14TH ANNUAL FINE ARTS FESTIVAL, a group show of over 50 artists. Union Station, Burlington, 8 6 4 - 1557. Through July 7. IN FULL BLOOM, ink drawings by Jim Gerstman. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-3144. Through June. JANET FREDERICKS, paintings and monotypes, and MARY BETH MORRISSEAU, monotypes. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through June. DAVID SMITH, paintings; DRU, paintings and drawings; and TOM LAWSON, paintings. Through June. MELISSA CONNOR, paintings; MR. MASTERPIECE, sculpture; and MICHAEL SIPE, photog raphy. July 1-30. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-3779. RACHEL SCHATTMAN, paintings and etchings. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 849-6689. Through June. LILIES OF THE ALLEY, flower paintings by Alley Cat Arts students. Speeder & Earl’s, Burlington, 865-5079. Through July 1. LINES AND EDGES, paintings and col lages by Barbara K. Waters. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 8640471. Through June. MYTHICAL HICCUP, collages and draw ings by L.J. Kopf. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 655-0231. Through June 29.

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THE FABULOUS ’50S: WELCOME HOME TO POST-WAR VERMONT, the museum’s newest historic house, depicting a Vermont family in 1950. Also, SOME

THING OLD, SOMETHING NEW: Continuity and Change in American Furniture and Decorative Arts, 17001820; FROM GEORGE WASHINGTON TO P.T. BARNUM, prints; and LANDSCAPE & LIGHT, paintings by Martin Johnson Heade. Shelburne Museum, 9853348. Ongoing. IAN KARN, acrylic paintings of the Green Mountains arid Cape Cod beach es. Finale Salon, S. Burlington, 8620713. Through July 15. JORDAN DOUGLAS, photos and paint ings of Ecuador. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 425-3165. Through June. WILDLIFE ART, featuring watercolor trout flies by Lynn Powers. The Gallery Upstairs, Hinesburg, 482-6380. Through June. GRANITE BASALT WOOD, photographs of the American Southwest, the Bay of Fundy and the Winooski River by UVM art prof Tom Brennan. ArtSpace 150 at the Men’s Room, Burlington, 8642088. Through June. ROBERT BRUNELLE, recent oil paint ings. Better Bagel, Williston, 8792808. Through June.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FIBER ART, a group show featuring handmade rugs, quilts, baskets and clothing. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 877-3668. Through July 19. TIME HONORED, an exhibit of works by Vermont artist couples. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through July. NINE VERMONT ALUMNI ARTISTS, prints

and paintings by Middlebury College graduates. Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388*2117. Through July 29. ■ _ 13 ALUMNI ARTISTS, a juried exhibi tion of sculpture, painting., photogra phy and installation art by prominent college alumni. Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 10. 32N0 ANNUAL SENIOR STUDIO ART MAJORS SHOW, work in all mediums

Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing. $(^M A $ED ARTS &SRAFTS, featur-. ing re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Ongoing. ALICE ECKLES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

by graduating students. Middlebury College Museum of Art, Upper Gallery, 443-5007. Through August 13.

Whitehall in photographs, watercolor and gouache. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351386. Through August 6 . WETLANDS/MAPLES, acrylics by Lorraine C. Manley. Sugar Mill Art Gallery, St. Albans, 527-0042. Through August. HAROLD DRURY, mythic oil paintings. East Gallery, Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through July 16. BETH PEARSON, an exhibition of oil paintings. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through July 1. Also,

SIGNALS AND MESSAGES: CELEBRATING 25 YEARS OF GRACE, featuring the works of nine artists in the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort pro gram. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through August 12.

CENTRAL VERMONT ART IN THE SUPREME COURT, paintings by Adelaide Murphy Tyrol and photos by Richard Murphy. Vermont Supreme Court, Montpelier, 828-3278. Through July 22.

JUDITH STONE, SUSAN SMEREKA AND LYNN IMPERATORE, paintings and works in mixed media. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through July 23. WILFORD NYE SMITH, black-and-white photos of the state capital in the early 1900s. Montpelier City Hall, 2233097. Through July 25. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM, monotypes, and MIMI LOVE, acrylic and watercolor paintings. La Brioche Cafe, Montpelier, 229-0443. Through June.

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19TH AND 20TH CENTURY AMERICAN ARTISTS, including landscape paint ings by Vermont artists Kathleen Kolb, Thomas Curtin, Cynthia Price and more. Ongoing. LIQUID FIRE: THE ART OF GLASS, handblown glass by 18 “hot glass” regional artists, and FROM THE CREATIVE COM MUNITY, artworks by the staff of the Vermont Studio Center. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through August 27.

70TH ANNUAL JUNE JURIED ART SHOW, the Northern Vermont Artist Association’s exhibit of 100 works in mixed media by area artists. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through July 9.

installations, paintings, sculpture and

ELSEW HERE THE ART OF CRAFT, Expressive Works by New Hampshire and Vermont Artists. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through September 17. HAPPY MARSH, watercolors, plus group show of Adirondack Art Association. 1867 Schoolhouse Gallery, Essex,' N.Y., 518-963-7270. Through July

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festival o f A rt’s Alive winds down in just another week — time enough to take in work by area artists is nearly every medi um in Burlington’s Church Street Marketplace windows, Union Station and the S. T. Griswold sculpture park. Pictured, “La Jupe de Frida, " a mono type by Diane Gabriel.

photography with the theme of water, Main Gallery. Also, THE VERMONT WATERCOLOR SOCIETY, an exhibit of watercolor paintings, South Gallery. T.W. Wood Art Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July. the ALCHEMY OF RAKU, an exhibit of seven clay artists using the raku firing technique. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through June. BARBARA BESKIND, bas relief paintings and drawings enhanced by creative stitchery. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-3291. Through June.

19TH-CENTURY PRINTS FROM THE PER MANENT COLLECTION, featuring etch ings and engravings'by Thomas Waterman Wood. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July 30. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Work by local artisans. Vermont By Design

Library, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7226. Through August. Also, GARY RANDORF PHOTOGRAPHY, July 5-12. AMERICAN QUILTS & FOLK ART, Amishpatterned antique quilts and new metal sculptures by H. Lapine. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-9637494. Through July 10. PIPILOTTI RIST, video installations. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Benaiah Gibb Pavilion, 514-2851600. Through August 6 . FROM RENOIR TO PICASSO, master pieces from the Musee de I’Orangerie. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, JeanNoel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-2851600. Through October 15. FROM BOUCHER TO VUILLARD: French Master Drawings from the Mrs. Marjorie Bronfman Collection, includ ing works from the 16th century to the 1930s. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through September 3.

COMPLETING THE PICTURE: HATS, FASH ION AND FINE ART, paintings, pho tographs and mannequins featuring millinery fashions from 1820-1930. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-6462808. Through September 24. GENEVIEVE CADIEUX, photographic and acoustic installations and sculptures. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, JeanNoel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-2851600. Through July 2.

PLEASE NOTE: Seven Days is unable to accommodate all of the displays in our readership area, thus these list ings must be restricted to exhibits in truly public viewing places. Art in business offices, lobbies and private residences or studios, with occasional exceptions, will not be accepted. Send art listings to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. You can also view art list ings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

B y M arc A wodey argaret Christensen was labeled schizo phrenic, autistic and simply crazy in her lifetime, which started 51 years ago, in Springfield, Vermont. Now labeled an “outsider,” she was an extraordinary artist by any designation. Christensens tena ciously illustrated journals, constructions and paintings, curated by St. Michael s College associate art professor Gregg Blasdel, are now on dis play at the Fleming Museum. The small exhibit demonstrates that creativity is irrepressible, and that an artists inner life is ultimately the most im portant ingredient o f art. Christensens works range from eccentrically painted and filled film canisters, to journals rich in personal iconography and invented language, to small paintings as lively and colorful as pictorial narratives of medieval illuminated manu scripts. She called her notebook journals “joke books.” Christensen apparently worked constantly on these Day-Timer sized volumes, from the mid1960s until a few weeks before her death in 1998 from breast cancer. Dozens of the books are included in this exhibit, and

“Mrs. Doubtfire ” journal art by Margaret Christensen Alongside the vigorous drawing o f a white-haired and mustachioed fellow in an Air Force uniform is written “Sgt. M ity Mice age 30.” In the ram bling text we are told that “he was most unhappy at sea level.” But in fact we were not told anything — these exquisite art works were primarily a mecha nism that enabled Christensen to make sense o f her world. Next to the illustration of a mountain silhouette framed by a red sunrise is a line as unaf fected as it is descriptive — “the sky is menstruating.” She also added her typical epilogue, “I like that.”

“I think it’s better to paint pictures of fires than to start them.” Christensen once said each opened page describes a private world of m ountaineer ing, surreal texts and a fascina tion with fire. “I think its better to paint pictures o f fires than to start them ,” Christensen once said. Each illustration is faced by a handwritten page describing the action. Beside a lively, almost frightening image of a man on a bed erupting with fire, Christensen wrote that Lord Byron “went to lie down on his bed then suddenly his own body went up to 2903° F and burst into a ball of flame.” Although Byron actually died of a fever, the notion of a neurotic British aes thete falling victim to sponta neous human combustion is won derfully poetic in its own right.

O ther passages in the jour nals are less direct. Typed single sheets o f paper, entitled “The Christensen Dictionary,” attem pt to codify some o f the artists absurdist words. For example, the definition o f “Tartartorderdt” is “to tear things out o f ones own shared home, plus flipping the m otor cycle.” Seems like a cruel verb. Christensen also created a handy adjective, “enhaet,” meaning “unspectacular but good.” H er small gouache and acrylic paintings are certainly much better than enhaet. The works feature delicate modeling and highlighting, and her colors are clean and brilliant. In “I like that Foundry, 2500° F,” three figures in asbestos suits and paradoxically cut-off pants pour

a bright-orange molten metal. Christensen used dark back grounds and painted the effects o f light with remarkable sensi tivity. “I like that light” is the detailed portrait of a softly glowing bulb. Christensen filled film canis ters with found objects and painted the canisters with nail polish and enamel, hinting at the contents. Curator Blasdel wrote that the objects inside the first few canisters he opened were organized with such preci sion that he decided not to dis turb the contents of the rest. O dd bits o f doll house acces sories and cut-and-folded T V Guide listings for fiery movies such as Backdrafi are am ong the items recovered from the canis ters. Like her paintings and note books, these objects are collec tions that were specifically meaningful to Christensen, and that allow present viewers to find connections that m ight eas ily be overlooked. Film can cap ture the scenes o f a life. Christensens film canisters cap ture the minutiae o f existence. “Lost Arc Lodge” combines Christensens affinity for minia tures, m ountains and blue flames w ith a surreal doll houseinspired construction o f pebbles, Popsicle sticks, glass and careful ly organized interior objects. “W elding Shop. Caution: do not watch Arc” is a sign painted on one section o f the piece. T he warning is impossible to heed, considering the radiance o f this artists uniquely inspired fire. ®

The artworks in last week's art review were not identified. They were by Sharon Webster (top) and Rachel Trooper (bot tom). Our apologies for the omission.

“The Work of Margaret Christensen,” Fleming Museum, Burlington. Through September 17. june 28, 2000

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form of schizophrenia rather than as a form o f multiple-per sonality disorder. Several advoca cy groups have decried the film’s inaccuracy, dem anded that its producers take action to correct the error in the film’s marketing, advertising and prom otion, and even suggested that the mislabel ing o f the condition could pose a threat to teenage boys — the demographic statistically most likely to exhibit symptoms of schizophrenia. For w hat it’s w orth, here’s my Official Position on the Brouhaha: • Undoubtedly, the brothers erred in their labeling o f this seri ous psychological condition. • Are we surprised? I mean, we’re talking about Bobby and Peter Farrelly here, not Niles and Frasier Crane. • I certainly don’t condone insen sitivity toward any minority. At the same time, som ething tells me that, had they labeled the character’s disorder correctly, we’d just have a bunch of M PD advocacy groups raising a ruckus instead of the schizophrenia ones we have now. • It’s just a comedy. Its makers clearly do not intend this as a representation of real life, much less real psychiatry. If you’re look ing to the Farrellys for diagnostic insight, your problems are more serious than the brothers’ faux

pas. • Far more august and soberminded people have made the same mistake. O n Sunday m orn ing I happened to be watching a discussion o f the new Saul Bellownovel, Ravelstein, on CSPAN 2 ’s Book T V when, refer encing the fact that its title char acter possessed two contrasting sides to his personality, a panelist described him as schizophrenic.

T he speaker: Gertrude Himmelfarb, professor emeritus o f history at City University of New York. • It’s just a comedy. The same thing happened a few years back when the movie Mr. Magoo was released to the protests of groups advocating on behalf of the near sighted. There’s a difference, I think we must bear in mind, between having fun and making fun. In our national obsession with political correctness, we run the risk of becoming a country which can no longer take a joke. Do you really want to see the day when an actor can’t slip on a banana peel w ithout his studio being sued by Chiquita? There. I feel better now. T hat said, this is a comedy that can probably use all the free publicity it can get. Me, Myself & Irene is clearly the brothers at less than their best. H anded the mantle of pop culture gross-out royalty, they evidently felt the need, but lacked the creative resources required, to hold onto the throne and continue pushing the enve lope. A handful of decent sight gags are sprinkled throughout, but way too much o f the movie’s running time is wasted on hum or pertaining to bodily ori fices, functions and, well, waste — hum or which never quite makes the leap from the routine and crudely puerile to the transcendently crude and puerile that the Farrellys’ funniest films have. Despite the fact that it involves a love triangle between just two characters, the romance is a fairly fuzzy and nondescript affair. T he whole business about bad guys and corrupt cops chas ing Jim Carrey and Renee Zellweger from one end o f New England to the other is account ed for only offhandedly and, for the most part, a yawn. Even the dynamic between the Ward Cleaver-square dad and his three bawdy, extra-large black sons — a highlight of the film — quickly deteriorates into a running joke that’s run out of steam. Carrey brings the picture to life here and there by sheer force of twisted, goofball will. But when the star is less than bright, the Farrellys’ latest can be a bit on the dull side. My guess is that even the makers o f the movie expected no more than a means to an easy, jum bo payday. Carrey’s already dem onstrated powers far beyond any that are called for here and, as a film artist, he’s really outgrown this sort o f thing. The real question is whether the crowned princes of poop com edy will prove artists enough to outgrow it and move on, too. ®

As we mentioned, the photo op fill-up only took a minute. Jason Harvey, vice president of Patterson Fuels, only pumped 38 gallons into the 275-gallon tank. He told us he was a little wary because he noticed the vent pipe on Mr. Moffat’s tank “did not appear to be up to code.” We trust you’ll have that checked out real soon, Mike, okay? P.S. Congressman Bernie Sanders was on the House floor Tuesday raising the same alarm. Sanders said, “Last year, home heating oil prices were the highest they have ever been in history. And now, we are faced with a home heating oil stockpile that is 37 percent lower than last year. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that we are setting ourselves up for a huge heating oil crisis next year unless Congress and the White House act decisively.” Just in case they don’t, it might be a good idea to stock up on fleece. More Dingleberry Stuff — You bet there are more names to add to the growing list of prominent Vermonters who are graduates of Middlebury College. This week we add four names to the list. One pair matriculated in the 1960s. The other in the 1970s. The first pair ended up in the Vermont media. The second got into politics. Give up? Joel Najman and Andy Potter, class of 1967, were fraternity brothers at Phi Kappa Tau in their days at Middlebury. It seems like they’ve been on the Vermont airwaves almost forever. Mr. Najman is currently the news director at Ken Squier’s flagship radio station WDEV-AM and FM in Waterbury. Joel moon lights, however, on Vermont Public Radio, where he produces and hosts the most informative oldies show you’d ever want to hear. “My Place” airs Saturday nights and is in its 16th season. Joel grew up in the Bronx and knows more about those early days of rock ’n’ roll than anyone on Earth. Andy Potter has been a fixture on the Burlington radio dial since the 1970s. Recently he finally made the jump to television. You may know him as the rumpled, street-smart reporter on WCAXTV covering City Hall with a very professional, no-bullshit style. If Toni Waits were a TV news reporter, he’d be Andy Potter “barreling down the boule vard, looking for the heart of Saturday night.” It’s to Ch 3’s credit they passed over the hun dreds of resume tapes from young, cookie-cutter TV wannabes to sign up an experi enced, solid journalist like Mr. Potter. Age may dim the beauty, but it sure helps with the journal istic savvy. The other dynamic duo of Dingleberry alums who today are among the “prominent” members of Vermont society are State Reps. Dean Corren and Terrill Bouricius. Ah, yes, the SelfRighteous Brothers! Enough said. ©

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DO YOU WANT A JOB THAT'S CHALLENGING? A JOB WHERE YOU MAKE THE DIFFERENCE? Northlands Job C o rp s C en ter is a residential vocational training program serving youth ages 16 - 2 4 throughout N ew England. A s a member of Northlands’ staff you would be helping disadvantaged young people break the cycle of poverty by preparing them for gainful, entry-level employment.

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Vermont Land Trust, a statewide non-profit land conservation organization is seeking to fill the position of Project Counsel in Montpelier. General qualifica tions include interest in working for a progressive, fast-paced organization, desire to work flexibly as part of a team, confidence to work in a self-directed fashion, ability to manage detail and multiple deadlines with good cheer, and general understanding of and commitment to land conservation work. Duties include the basic legal work associated with closing conservation proj ects including the donation or purchase of conservation easements or con servation lands and the reconveyance of conservation lands. The Project Counsel is the lead implementer of conservation transactions of the Land Trust, coordinates the work of six team members, creates and evaluates sy s tems improvements, and facilitates effective information flow internally and externally. Law degree from an A BA accredited law school, admission to the Vermont Bar (at the time of hire or within a year) plus five years relevant experience required. Background in land use desirable. General knowledge and experi ence in real estate transactions required, including title searches, title insur ance, deed preparation and execution, mortgages and liens, and the activi ties of real estate closing agents. Knowledge of and experience with conser vation easements preferred. Salary $4 7 ,4 3 0 plus benefits, To apply, send resume and cover letter by July 13 to: Search Committee - Vermont Land Trust 8 Bailey Ave., Montpelier, VT 0 5 6 0 2

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able (6.5 hrs/day, 180 days/yr) to work with students in our dental classroom and operatory labs. Position may also include assisting on our Human Services program. Successful candidate will have three years experience as a CDA, EFDA or a combination of comparable knowledge and skills. Pays $9.60/hour.

available to assist in our Cosmetology program. Qualified candidates must have a cosmetology license with a minimum of 5 years experi ence. Flexible schedule available. Pays $9.60/hour.

P re-T ech /Auto /N atural Resources: Full-time position (6.5 hrs/day, 180 days/yr) available to assist the teachers the teachers in several of our technical programs which may include pre-tech, Natural Resources, Auto Mechanics and Building Trades. Technical/mechani cal experience, training or background required. Experience working with special needs students preferred. Pays $9.10 to $9.60/hour depending on experience.

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Publishing Assistant/ PC Support International publisher seeks individual to assist the Managing Editor in the maintenance and creation of chemical informa tion database files and their preparation for publication. The individual will be responsible for indexing, backing up & archiving all files to assure successful retrieval for publication as required. The individual in this position also performs general tasks to aid in the ongoing support of micro-environments for a small staff. This includes the installation of software and peripher als and troubleshooting'basic hardware/software problems. Additional duties may include LAN/hard disk backups.

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required in one or more of the following related The interested individual should have a minimum of 1 year's experience in PC workstation environments. Experience with Windows 95, Microsoft Access, Filemaker Pro, Adobe PageMaker, and Microsoft Office will be helpful. The success ful individual will have good interpersonal and communica tion skills, including the ability to work autonomously in a changing and fast-paced environment. We offer an excellent working environment with a competitive benefits package. If interested in this position, please send resume and cover let ter to: Vice-President, Chemical Information Ashgate Publishing Company 131 Main Street Burlington VT 05401-5600 Fax: 802-865-7847 e-mail: info@ashgatechem.com

Chittenden Central Supervisor Union Attn: Hum an Resources 7 Meadow Terrace Essex Jet., VT 05452 Fax: (802) 878-1370

W A N T E D : Enthusiastic, very well organized individual with volunteer management and special events coordination experience to direct outdoor community theatre Halloween production attended by 5,000 people. Applicant must be detail oriented, have strong interpersonal communication skills, and be able to juggle numerous tasks. Flexible schedule is a must. Some weekends and evenings are re quired. Responsibilities include recruitment and coordina tion of over 400 volunteers, script and scene development, event promotion and publicity and event production. Full-time from Ju ly 17-Nov 10th. Salary depending on exp. To apply, fax a resume and cover letter to Lou Thompson, (802) 434-4686

Shelburne Museum

Shelburne Museum seeks a professional to support fund-raising, marketing and public relations, membership, volunteer, and spe cial events programs. Must be proficient in computing and learn to manipulate a com prehensive fund-raising database. Help arrange and staff special events. Analyze and support fund-raising and marketing programs. Must be organized, flexible, and efficient in a fast-paced team environment. Apply in writing with cover letter and resume by July 7 to: Director of Development, Shelburne Museum, PO Box 10, Shelburne, VT 05482.

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Coordinator for International Student Support Half-time, ten-month position. Bacnelor's degree required, with masters degree in international studies or ESL or other appropriate discipline desirable, plus three to five years of relevant international experience or a combination of educa tion and international travel experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Primary responsibilities include assisting international students with cultural, personal, and academic adjustment to college life; advising and assisting students in their admission, orientation, initial registration and successful participation in the social and academic life of the college; assisting with medical care issues, travel, shopping, off-campus activity, and personal needs'; other related duties. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled; review of applications will begin immediately. Please send resume, cover letter and the names, addresses and phone numbers of three references to:

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SHELTER COORDINATOR (4 0hrs/w k) and OVERNIGHT STAFF (2 nights/w k) fo r crisis intervention, support and refer rals. Exp. w /dom estic violence & m ulticultural perspective. A ll starling a t $10 /h r, good benefits, great w ork environ ment. Letter & resume to W H B W ,P O Box 1535, Burlington, VT 0 5 4 0 2 . E.O.E. C all 658-3131 fo r job description.

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Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc., Underhill, VT 05489 • E-mail: maplleaf@t<

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Captive insurance manager seeks personable sort to handle moderate phone traffic in small office, resolve client ques tions and provide accounting support to our professional staff. Some accounting background, Lotus and Word skills necessary. Good benefits. Send resume to Patricia L. Henderson, Skandia Int'l Risk Management, P.0. Box 64649, Burlington, VT 05406

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idge School Send resume and cover letter to Neil Emerson 9505 Williston Road Williston, VT 05495 Ph. (802) 434-2161 Fax (802) 434-5512 nemerson@pineridgeschool.com

For information call Brian or Jamie at ( 570) 688- 3195.

Healthy Men and Women 21-50 needed for cigarette sm oking study at UVM

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ENERGY PROGRAM STAFF Energy Rated Homes of VT, o project of VEIC, on energy services non-profit, has on opening for o full-time entry-level Home Energy Roter. You need to hove strong communication, moth and computer skills, knowledge of building construction and o vehicle for driving to job sites. We'll provide the training. Full benfits package. EOE. ^ jfi *. Send resumes by 7/10 to VEIC Recruitment ot:

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*§* EXCELLENT BENEFITS pkg. available for full-time, YR employees. All employees get free shift meals, skiing, use of fitness center, discounts. Apply to: frapp Family Lodge, Human Resources, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Hu 802.253.5713 fax: 802.253.5757 EOE

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WEBMASTER ** Seeking a creative, energetic and experienced individual to maintain and develop the resort’s website, www.stowe.com. Ideal candidate will have a four year degree in related field, related experience in web design and ability to create both sophisticated graphic images and manage “back end” web site infrastructure (on-line surveys, email programs, site statistics pro cessing, e-commerce, etc.). The webmaster will also be involved in Internet projects at the resort. Please send a cover letter, resume and portfolio by July 9.

PC SUPPORT SPECIALIST Seeking qualified PC Support Specialist to join our MIS team. Ideal candidate will have A+ Certification, at least a two-year degree in a related field and two years experience working with PCs. Experience with Microsoft O S’s preferred. Dynamic work environ ment, requiring flexible schedule. We offer a competitive salary, an excellent traditional benefits package and a great recreational package.

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The Lane Press, Inc., a national leader in the printing industry, is looking for a creative and ambitious person to join our IS group and create innovative software. As part of our progressive team you will design and create soft ware applications fo r our In te r n e t web site and our corporate intranet. Our development focus is on creating thin-client, n-tier database applications which support the industry standard browsers as well as some client-server apps.You will be encouraged and sup ported in developing new skills, and will be involved in the many aspects of supporting our corporate computing environment.

Seeking mentor/foster parents to work with youth in residential setting. Responsibilities include providing a supportive home environment, teaching the youth independent living skills, and being a positive role model. Generous stipend and youth’s living expenses provided. Home, utilities and living essentials provided. Opportunity to work with dynamic treatment team. Supervision and support provided through Baird. Interested candidates should contact Brian Wilcox at:

Baird Center 1110 Pine St Burlington, VT 05401 (802)863-1326 Or email your resume to bairdjobs@ how ardcenter.org

G et in touch w ith us if you enjoy developing software, seek opportunities to grow technically and pr >rofessionally, and want to w ork witn motivated and knowledgeable people. If you have experience w ith tn one o r m ore o f the fo llo w in g (o r sim ilar) main-stream web development lan>pm guages o r tools then we’d like to hear from y ou: ASP o r JSP, VB script o r Jscript, HTML, web servers o r SQL compliant relational databases.

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Hunger Mountain Coop 623 Stone Cutters W ay Montpelier, V T 05602

IBM EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES

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IBM M icroelectronics Em ploym ent O ppo rtun ities at the E s s e x Ju n ctio n , Vermont, facility: >How would you like to work at the TOP U.S. SEMICONDUCTOR FABRICATOR, as voted by Semiconductor International for the year 2000? >How would you like to work in the TOP CITY, as voted by Arts & Entertainment Television? ■How would you like to work on LEADING-EDGE TECHNOLOGIES (Copper, Silicon on Insulator, Silicon Germanium and SILK)? ■How would you like to work on STATE-OF-THE-ART equipment? If you answered YES to any or all of these questions, then IBM IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! IBM has exciting EQUIPMENT AND PROCESS TECHNICIAN OPPORTUNITIES for applicants with a two-year technical degree, equivalent military training or related semiconductor experience. IBM also has SUPPLEMENTAL PROCESS AND PRODUCTION OPERATOR OPPORTUNITIES. Work only SEVEN OUT OF EVERY FOURTEEN DAYS with the opportunity to earn more than $425 a WEEK. A high school diploma or GED is required. If you’re a team player, reliable, energetic, and have the flexibility to work on day or night shifts, YOU should apply. Join a team that’s making headlines and redefining high-tech - producing . cutting-edge technology for leading computer and networks electronics companies. IBM is also recognized for its broad product diversity, advanced technology, continuous facilities improvement, world-class control systems and aggressive environmental protection programs. Employment applications can be obtained either from the IBM Essex Junction lobby area (Bldg. 969-Main Lobby) or by calling: (802) 769-9934. Completed applications can be submitted for consideration to the IBM Main Lobby or mailed to: IBM, 1000 River St., Essex Junction, VT 05452, Attn: Staffing Office; or faxed to: (802) 769-4246.

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P E R ISH A B LE S D EPA RTM EN T is seeking an energetic, organized individual with customer service skills for this full time position. Must be able to lift 50 lbs. P R O D U C E D EPA RTM EN T is currently jiring a cheerful person with strong customer service skills for a part time position M E R C H A N D IS N G D EPA RTM EN T is actively looking for a creative, detail-oriented individual to produce our in-store signage. Onion River Co-op offers great benefits to our Full and Part Time employees! Discount on purchases Dental Insurance Paid Holidays Medical Insurance Earned Time Off Credit Union Membership Please stop by and fill out an application or submit a resume to the HR Department at 274 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Onion River Co-op is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): W hat can we expect as the jovial, expansive planet Jupiter cruises through your astrological House of Mental Buzz for the rest o f the year? O n the downside, there’ll be a danger of making mountains out of molehills and not seeing the forest for the trees. O n the positive front, your use of language will become more robust, steering you away from cliches like those I just invoked. T hat’s not all. Your IQ should rise several points. You’ll be able to be a raging optimist without losing your capacity for criti cal thinking, and you’ll have an exceptional talent for avoiding boring situations. Finally, you’ll be very skill ful at collecting useful gossip, while ugly gossip about you will be negligi ble.

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): I have some metaphorical advice to convey to you from my farmer friend Ted, who cultivates organic fruit orchards. He says that if you hope to prevent birds from plundering your ripe cherries, you can scare them off by putting a wooden owl in your cherry tree — but only if you change the position of the owl regularly. The birds catch on, you see, if the guardian never moves. Moral o f the story, Taurus: Cherish and foster your goodies with unpredictable ingenuity.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): “Follow your bliss and the money will come.” How many times have you heard that cheery advice? Sounds so simple, so absolute. And indeed, it worked for me — with one major caveat. I had to follow and follow and follow my bliss for 16 long years before the money came. And during that time, I was dirt poor. Foodstamp-recipient poor. Hitting-myparents-up-for-loans-when-I-was-35years-old poor. This isn’t meant to discourage you from following your bliss, Gemini. In fact, the coming months will be prime time to do so. Just be realistic, if you choose that

yourself. For inspiration, here’s a sam ple from a reader, Christy McMunn: “I am the best liar in the world. I am such a great liar that my pants are always on fire. Even my dresses start smoking the moment they touch my skin. Because of this I am not allowed to go into restaurants in California and I have trillions of dollars worth of fines from merely going into air plane lavatories. Being the world’s greatest liar is the easiest job in the world, except for my permanently scorched undies!”

route, about how many comforts you can live without.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): “W hy me, O Lord?” T hat’s the cry I uttered when I realized the embar rassing glut of blessings I have. “Why am I so lucky? Why do I get to have a life that’s so rich with resources, love and inspiration?” For months I brought this question to my medita tions; I begged for a divine sign about why I seemed to have privileges other people lacked. Finally my answer ^ came. “Just shut up, silly,” God snort ed impatiently, “and start sharing your wealth more aggressively. You have received abundant blessings so that you can give them away.” I believe this is the message you most need to hear right now, my fellow Crabs. The best gift you can offer yourself is to be extravagantly gener ous. To celebrate your birthday, buy presents for everyone.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In his “News o f the Weird,” Chuck Shepherd reports on a recorded mes sage that the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company provided con sumers who called its 800 number. “Brown & Williamson is in love,” said a seductive male voice. “We’re a giant corporation, and you make us feel like a little kitten. Thank you, lover. ” I predict that you’ll receive an analogous communication from a big, powerful source this week, Libra — though I’m guessing it’ll be far less creepy than Brown & Williamson’s. In fact, I bet it’ll open the way for you to pursue your most noble ambi tions with more professional aplomb.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Feeling itchy and prickly and a little like your evil twin? Worried about that burning sensation in your funny bone? I understand your concern, but I assure you that these symptoms are not what they seem. In fact, I believe they’re signs of health. I take them to mean you’re about to pull off the metaphorical equivalent of what every self-respecting snake does periodical ly: shed its skin. So think of your condition not as pre-menstrual but as pre-resurrectional; not as barely toler able discomfort but as purgative release.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Phony Baloney Brezsny: Enough of those moist wet tender luscious juicy fraudulent Scorpio horoscopes already; either provide rougher, tougher advice or hang it up. Next time you try to foist on us one of your squishy dripping throbbing unfulfilled predictions, me and my Scorpio brothers and sisters will sue you for $2 million, then come and kick your lily-white Cancerian pansy ass; Any questions? Peace & love. — Rajw Truth teller.” Dear Raw: I can’t help it if you’re not up to the chal

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to concoct a good and beautiful lie — a fantastic myth that will compel you to become a more outrageously exuberant version of

lenge of accepting the moist, engorged invitations the cosmos has been offering you. My job is simply to report the opportunities. Your job is to figure out how to take advantage of them.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In an old folk tale, four blind men stumble upon an elephant. The first touches the tail and declares that he has discovered a rope. The second feels the leg and says, no, this is a tree. The third fingers the trunk and calls it a snake. Stroking a tusk, the fourth man says it’s a spear. Sound familiar, Sagittarius? It should. A host of contradictory theories are now circulating about you. One observer thinks you’re a cagey oppor tunist. A second person sees you as a generous but sloppy visionary and a third regards you as a potentially bold but unripe explorer. A fourth believes you have a good heart but one too many hidden agendas. Like the blind men, no one sees the total you. Unlike the elephant, you can and should clue them all in on what they’re missing.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): This week I hope you’ll con sider stealing away to a skinny-dipping party after midnight. I pray you’ll get a sudden longing to wear an inflatable sumo-wrestler costume or dance on a table top after only one beer or laugh or shake your fist toward the heavens as you shout, “I defy you, stars!” In short, Capricorn, this will be an excellent time to adopt what the Zen Buddhists call “begin ner’s m ind.” You’ll receive unexpected help whenever you become innocent enough to surprise yourself with spontaneous acts that don’t fit your standard modus operandi.

(Jan. 20Feb. 18): If you classified the : signs of the zodiac according to their resemblance to moodaltering substances, Pisces would be Valium, Aries espresso, Virgo herbal tonic and Cancer cognac. Under nor mal circumstances, aphrodisiacs would be represented by Scorpio. During the rest of the year 2000, however, I believe Aquarius will make a strong bid to displace Scorpio as the supreme ruler of erotic stimulation. That doesn’t necessarily guarantee you’ll be making love nonstop with gorgeous members o f your favorite gender. It does mean that you’ll have more raw kundalini coursing through you than you’ve had in years. At the very least, all that sexy mojo is bound to rev up your lust for life.

P ISC ES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Many people carry around the feeling that their love life is cursed. I hate to say it, but fortune-tellers are often the culprits. I can’t tell you how many poor souls have told me that astrologers have studied their charts and assured them they will never have a decent long-term relationship. W hat total BS! Astrologers that dis pense paralyzing whammies like that should be debarred. I bring this up, Pisces, because you’re in a romantic grace period. In the coming weeks, you’ll be blessed with sweet cosmic assistance whenever you seek to exor cise the nasty spells and stupid cruelty that have hurt your ability to attract the love you deserve. ®

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APPLICATIONS TAKEN: APPLY HERE FOR THE position of friend. Qualifications: S/D, 47+, friendly, positive, active, outdoorsy, intelligent, capable of laughter & exploration. Auditions avail able. Limitless potential for advancement!

LONELY HEART ISO SWM, 28-35, FOR LTR. Sense of humor a must. If only interested in looks do not reply. Like bowling, music, movies, fishing & other things. 3647_______ SWF, 47 YO ISO GUY WHO IS COMFORTABLE w/ himself. Humor & kindness a must. ND.NS enjoys the outdoors, music, travel, cooking & the arts. Addison Co. Let’s have coffee. 3646_____________________________

SPANISH PF VISITING FROM MIAMI ISO P interesting M w/sense of humor to spend some time w/in VT. Friendship basis. 2802 -COUNTRY LADY ISO COUNTRY GENTLEMAN. SWF, 40s, enjoys art, music, nature, travel, fun & fine wine. ISO someone to share life or lunch with. 2803______________________

YOU’RE A D O G - BUT ONLY IN CHINESE astrology. Must be born July, 1958. Me: 37, peaceful Pisces. Only you could understand the soul of a girl like me. 3064___________

BUFFY SEEKS HER ANGEL 30 YO, P MOM ISO funny, mature M, 28-35, for fun times and possible LTR, or late night slayings. No watchers or vamps. 2646_________________

SWPF, 33, 5’u ", ATTRACTIVE, AUBURN HAIR, blue eyes, fitness buff, into outdoor life. ISO NS, ND M for dating. Only athletic or artistic men need apply. Letters okay. 3063_______

CAT-LIKE SKILLS: NIBBLING, POUNCING & moist kisses. 35YO, SWF w/short black hair, . big hazel eyes and zaftig body reminiscent of Davinci’s women. Cali me to arrange a viewing. 2708___________________________

WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GONE? DWPF, 39, 5’6”, enjoys country life/music, nature, animals, hiking, biking, horses, Harleys, walks along the beach. You: 38+, NS, tall, athletic, adventuresome. Companionship, LTR. 3052_______________ WILLING TO TRAIN AND BE TRAINED. LETS share our talents, passions and play time. Looking for an intriguing mellow drama to evolve, not a melodrama. SWF, 35 arranging personal interviews... now! 3048___________ WANTED: PROGRESSIVE, MUSICAL MID-40S, vegetarian w/integrity, who’s into hiking, bik ing, running, x-c skiing, traveling. Smaller stature prefered. Be stable, supportive, won derful. I know you’re out there. Why not call? 2938

MONTREAL UNIQUE, ACADEMIC F, EARLY 50s, warm, attractive, literate, irreverent, never boring, ISO LTR w/ sophisticated, established M, under 60, ironic but not jaded, who really thinks smart is sexy. 3644

DWM, NS, 54. FIT, INTELLIGENT, EDUCATED. Just waking up & it’s time for a paradigm shift. 3649______ _______ WELL EDUCATED. 40ISH, ATHLETIC, FINAN CIALLY secure, jack-of-all trades, sensuous, romantic, no children ISO a similar, slim, patient, affectionate, warm F who enjoys waterfront living and mountain sunsets.

1545______________________ ’____ TWELVE ABOUT ME: TALL, PROFESSIONAL outdoorsy, 37, attractive, honest, fun, active, independent, nature, adventure, caring. Twelve about you: attractive, slender, outgo ing, professional, athletic, humor, secure, mountains, casual, intelligent, romantic, curious. 3542__________________ ___________ JOIE DE VIE! LETS MAKE THIS OUR SUM MER to savor alt Vermont has of offer. Hiking, biking, music & dancing. Kind, handsome, athletic M, 36, ISO adventurous lass for summer fun, 3538________________ DANCING FOOL ISO PARTNER. Adventurous, good-looking, progressive, fit, NS DWPM loves outdoor sports, photography, explor ing. ISO warm, creative, compassionate & passionate SF 30’s to 50’s for honest rela tionship- 3533_______ ___________________ LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! EASYGOING MAN, 42, fit, healthy, sincere. ISO independent, kind, caring F who is fun to be with. Share similar interests; movies, boating, camping, outdoor activities. 3532___________________ YOUTHFUL ACTIVE DWPM, 59+. CANDID, loyal, gentle, caring, aware w/ sense of humor. Enjoys downhill skiing, tennis, sail ing. ISO LTR w/PWF, over 45, who relates to the above & hopefully more. 3523_________

ISO XL FLANNEL SHIRT KINDA GUY, able active, educated, artistically inclined & avail, for attractive, creative, 50s, homespun LP DWNSPF to kayak, bike, photograph, con verse, camp & generally love country life, nature, animals & their spirit. 2706

HONESTY A MUST! SWM, 32, 6’2", 200 LBS. good-looking, healthy churchgoer. ISO non bar fly SWF. Honest, attractive, healthy, 2535, ISO LTR, who likes biking, ’blading, movies, dinner &. summer. ND/NA, 3326

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STILL NEED A TOOTHBRUSH. GOOD-LOOK ING, young 50s. Not an AARP member, 170 lbs., 5’ 10”, sense of humor, clean cut, excel lent shape. Dancing, VSO, Borders, outdoor stuff. ISO lady who is not an AARP member. 3662

|W ith Instant A c c e s s yo u c a n resp o nd to f P e rso n < 1 o > P e rs o n a d s 2 4 h rs. a day, |s e v e n d a y s a w e e k from a n y touch H o n e pho ne in clu din g p a y p h o n e s and l p h o n e s w/ 9 0 0 b lo cks.

HIKE, BIKE, PADDLE, EXPLORE, RELAX: music, films, conversation, nature, nurturing. Vibrant, earthy, passionate SPF seeks joyful, exuberant, fit, slim/athletic NS SPM with integrity, intelligence, curiosity, humor, 35-52. 3632___________________________________ SAVVY TWENTYSOMETHING SEEKS OUTGO ING, vivacious guy for ail Vermont’s summer indoor/outdoor fun. I need a real teddy bear. Tiny guys, in any way, need not apply! 3631

I AM 43, 5’9”, 150 LBS. ISO F WHO LIKES dining out, dancing, cuddling, movies and walks. Honesty a must. 3651______________

ARE YOU OUT THERE? SWPF, 24, NEW TO VT easy going, friendly, loves all sports—tennis, skiing, nature. Been searching for Mr. Right but have only found Mr. Wrong. LTR. 2711

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SPF, 26, EARTHY, HONEST, FIT, INDEPEN DENT & devoted mom ISO a M, 26-39, with integrity, good character, a sense of self, who is happy & who understands families & relationships . 3640______________________

WPM ISO FRIEND TO GO SAILING WITH, IT’S that simple. Have large sailboat and it is nice to have a crew. Experience not necessary, any race. 3324_______ _ ADVENTUROUS, LITERATE, HAPPY PSM, 47, healthy & attractive, too. ISO smart, fit, funny, progressive F, 23-45 for stimulating conversation, music, travel, hiking, dancing, bad jokes, true love, great sex & margaritas. 3323 ____________________ _______________ SWM, 32, s 'li”, 195 LBS. LIKES TO GO camp, swim and have a good time. ISO women, 30-40, for the same. 3321_________ FALLEN ARCHANGEL SWM, 29, 6’, 170 LBS. Artist, writer, M.A. —Philosophy &. Religion. Faust/Prometheus, Sturm und Drang. Have much to give, if you are SWF, 18-40 & not afraid. 3317_____________________________ LOOKING FOR NEW FRIENDS. SWM, 40ISH, ISO tall women, 25-45, looking to have fun. Sunday brunch, dancing, going to the the ater or concerts or just relaxing. Imagination and sense of humor a plus. 3312__________ OLDER F ARE SEXIER, MORE BEAUTIFUL, know what they want and make the best lovers. Fulfill your fantasies w/me. M, 46, tall, fit, very affectionate. Will answer all.

3322______________________________ DWM, 38, ARTIST, POET, ISO SUBMISSIVE F, 2045, still interested? Cats, talking, galleries, sex, radical issues, books, movies, cuffs and? New to Burl. 3308_______________________

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DWjF, 49, TALL ATTRACTIVE, FULL-FIGURED, very feminine, elegant, intelligent. Spiritually oriented, outgoing. Love art, culture and family life. You: 45+, kind, intelligent, worldly, P, stable and good-looking. 3319________ FIT, FUN, 50ISH F. NOT BITCHY, DON’T GET headaches! Loves laughter, cuddling, conver sation, closeness. Part devil, part angel. Nature lover. Swing, ballroom dance. ISO clean, happy, fit, fun, intelligent, NS M. 3318 ___________________________________

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SWPM, 41, 5”io ’ 175 LBS. CONTENT BUT missing someone special. Enjoy conversa tion, music, cooking, politically/socially active. ISO SF w/similar interests, 30-45, honest, friendly. Smoker OK. 3304_________ 47 SWM SEEKING WF, 35-48, HONEST. LOVE hiking, dining out and just having a good time. Call me and you will never regret you did so! 3303____________________________ 5’io", 150 LBS, ATTRACTIVE, SUCCESSFUL, fun, PM. Looking for similar girl who’s cute, petite and perhaps blonde 20-26 with nice smile for laughs and fun times this summer.

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? LOVING, vibrant, passionate, intelligent, spiritually aware, cre ative DPF ISO partner, 45+. Value intimacy, honesty, community, laughter. Interests: out doors, sailing, meditation, the arts, miracles, wonder, photography, music. 3311 ________

SWPF, 37, OF ROMAN DESCENT. ISO modern day Gladiator desiring a worthwhile con quest. Must possess honor, integrity and a loving heart. Battle scars acceptable. 2958

PASSIONATE DANCER, 44, ISO LAUGHTER & companionship w/ intelligent, active, attrac tive, passionate M, 38-50. Appreciate refined sensibilities w/ down to earth capabilities. Faint of heart need not respond. 3310______

SEARCHING FOR A SOULMATE. MID 40’S, DWPF attractive, personable. Enjoys biking, sailing, travel, dining out. ISO an emotional, secure M for companionship & possible LTR. 2921___________________________________

UJSCIOUS/LOVING/COMPETENT SWPF, athlet ic, 48, w/ integrity. Passionate about being alive, doing soul work, sharing life’s journey in a passionate partnership w/ unique, healthy, psychologically mature M who val ues & offers same. 3307__________________

SWPF, FULL-FIGURE ISO SWM, AGE unimpor tant. This 44YO likes music, beach walks, animals. Just being w/you makes me happy. Honesty a must. NS/ND. 2934 _________

WILD SNOWBOARDING BABE. SF, 25, s ’io”, p ISO tall SM 25-40, Me and you: attractive, athletic, adventure-seeking, funny, easygoing, spontaneous and honest. Friendship first, i-et’s hit the slopes together! 3298

COUNTRY LADY ISO COUNTRY GENTLEMAN. SWF, 40s, enjoys art, music, nature, travel, fun & fine wine. ISO someone to share life or lunch with. 2803______________________

TALL, ATTRACTIVE F, ATHLETIC & POLITICAL ISO NS, active M, 30-40, to play with. 3145

CAMPFIRES, CANDLES, CUDDLING. Attractive, petite, SWF, 38, 5’4”, 105 lbs., brn./brn., Enjoys camping, motorcycles, fast cars, rock music, photography, travel ISO attractive, slim man, 25-38, honest, faithful, romantic to become love of my life. 3 0 5 9 _____

BROWN-EYED GIRL, SWP, LATE 4<>S( ISO enlightened soul to create & share elegantly simple lifestyle which includes music, litera ture, travel, physical activity, nature, fine wine, quiet and raucous fun. Central VT. 3661___________________________________

SWPF 30+ ISO YOUNG AT HEART BUT grown up male, tall, fit, 30-45 likes hiking, walking, biking, blading, talking & movies, willing to become friends and see what happens. 2942

COMPLICATED, BLUE-EYED, COUNTRY, CRAZY crone on mtn., in N.E. Kingdom ISO compan io n to hike the wilds & enjoy porch-time sunsets w/home-cooked food, deep conversation, felines & music. 2797______________

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TOTAL PACKAGE... UNIQUE COMBINATION OF intelligence, beauty & wit. Soulful, gentle, strong, authentic, passionate, engaging, lov ing, whole. 45, 5’6,” blonde/blue. You: Handsome, spiritual, intelligent, brave, ready for the woman you want. 2920____________

GO FOR THE GUSTO. SWF, 5 7", fit, attrac tive, NS, intelligent, well-travelled, secure, honest, fun-loving, romantic, easy going. Enjoys outdoors, eclectic cultural taste. ISO SWM, 42-52. Not intimidated! Please call. 2937

BOY/GIRL PROVERB, NOT REQUIRING ANY interpretation. “A stitch in time saves nine.” —Because it shows how much I care to express myself. 3659_____________________ DEVIL ISO MS. JONES. TIRED OF LIVING your life in fear of what others might think? Ready to explore your joy? Let’s be anything but normal — safely! 3658________________ I AM ROBUST, SENTIENT, 51, AN UNSATED satyr, a disciple of the brush, the sentence & the string. ISO F to share the intellectual, emotional & physical exaltation. 3656 SM, ORANGE CO., 6’, SLIM, ARTIST-MUSI CIAN, organic gardener, lives rustically offgrid. Likes dogs, wild places, films, books, heading south in Nov. ISO SF, 33-46. 3653 SBPM, 39, 6’ 5”, ATHLETIC ISO SF, 3 3 ‘4 5 . Likes sports, dancing and midnight walks. Must be honest and able to be faithful. Friendship for LTR. 3652

POSEIDON ISO SALACIOUS SIREN. BIG hands, big heart, big smile. Age 81 race unimportant, NS. You must love the water. Skobot. 3300____________________________ FARMBOY SEEKS BUTTERCUP. WILLING TO best Spaniard, Giant and Sicilian for true love. Wheelbarrow and holocaust cloak a plus. Call or send letter by one of four fastest ships! 3299_______________________ UNABLE TO FIND ONE LIKE YOU? Individuated beyond culture. Person of the cosmos. Connectable, comunicative, percep tive, comfortable, nurturing. Able to love. Need soulmate. Educated, sophisticated, earthy, attractive, professional. I, too! 3149 THE LOVE YOU GET IS EQUAL TO ??... DWM, 4oish, 5’9”, 150 lbs., proportionate, youthful, engaging, appealing. ISO adventurous travel mate to share fun times. Enjoy outdoor activities and life. 3140

Dear Lola, My husband has the sort of job that keeps him away from the house a let of the time, and on call 2 4 /7 when he is home. Needless to say, the children and I hardly ever see him. To make matters worse, he recently took up run ning, which he does a couple hours a day — hours he used to spend at home. He says run ning is his only relax ation. But where does that leave us? S h o u ld n 't we be his "relaxation?” Concerned in Colchester Dear Concerned, Sounds like your hubby’s living in a highstress situation. The Zen and solitude of running are probably vital f;cr his emotional well-being. But you’re right to ask where that leaves you and the kids. Don’t ask him to stop running; invite him to spend more time with you. Work with him to schedule some quality event tor the whole family, and some dates for just the two of you alone. Cnee you all get reacquainted, he’ll probably find your com pany more soothing. Love,

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- to work in Milton — even if you | can only take me one way, I 1 would appreciate it! I can be at 1 work anytime between 6-7:30 1 am and work until 5:00 pm. M2 F. (3288) S. BURL, to IBM: I am looking for a ride to work. I work th N8 shift, which is 7 pm-7 am vary ing days. (3286) CHARLO TTE/N. FER R ISB G to B U RL.: I am looking to share

driving to work. My hours are 95:30, M-F. (3273)

MILTON to B U R L.: I am looking for a ride to work to my new job. My hours are 7:45-4:00 pm, MF. (3274) RICHM OND P&R to CO LC.: I am

hoping to share driving on my commute to work. My hours are 7:15-5:00 M-Th. (3271) JERICH O to ESSEX: I work at

IBM and need a ride home from work. I get off work at 3:30pm. M-F and live on Lee River Rd. (3264) SO. BURL, to SO. B U R L.: I am

looking for a ride to work on Community Drive. My hours are 8:30am-5:00pm. M-F with some flexibility. (3266)

GEAR UP FOR PARKING DEBATE Dear Tom and Ray: I just read your article on parking and realized I don't know bow to park my car. I read somewhere else that parking in Second or Third gear (with a manual transmission) is the best. I remember the rationale being that First and Reverse are pretty important, and i f someone were to hit your car while parked and a tooth in Second or Third gear became chipped, you could still drive the car. Should I •ep parking in Second, or do I go with your advice? — Chris TOM: Well, we hate to recommend our own advice, but unfortunately, we’ve backed ourselves into a corner today because were absolutely right. RAY: You most certainly D O want to leave the transmission in First or

Reverse when you park a car with a stick shift. TOM: The idea behind putting it in gear is that you want to connect the wheels to the engine and use the compression of the engine to help pre vent the car from mov ing. If the wheels have to make the cylinders com press their air in order to go anywhere, the car will have a harder time rolling away. RAY: And you want to use the gear with the highest ratio, because then the wheels have to turn more times to make the engine turn once. And First gear or Reverse always have the highest ratios, (they’re actually very close, so, practically speaking, you can use either one). TOM: But even if you’re in First or Reverse, don’t count on the engine com pression to keep the car From moving. There are lots o f things that can go wrong. RAY: The hill you’re parked on could be steep enough to overcome the

RAY: Other than driving around with dead trout in your hubcaps? Yeah. I’d say your first concern should be hydro-locking the engine. TOM: Hydro-locking is what happens when water gets sucked up into the engine’s air intake. The water gets drawn into the cylinders, and when the pistons come up, the water doesn’t compress like air does. So what happens is that the pis tons, rods, valves and cylinder walls all combine to create an instant metal sculpture worth about

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share driving to work. My hrs. are 6:30am-3pm. M, Tu, Th, F. (3262) CO LCH. to IBM: I work the N8 shift— 7am to 7pm W-Sat. and am looking for a ride to work. Pis call me. (3259) B U RL, to W IN.: Heading into Winooski at the crack of dawn? I need a ride! I work 6 am-4:30 pm, M-F. (3258) MILTON to B U R L.: I am looking for a ride into Burl, one day/mo., preferably during the first week of the month. I can go & return at any time of the day. (3256)

looking for a ride on my short, 4 mile commute to work. I work 7am-3:30pm. M-F. (3263)

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Dear Tom and Ray: I frequently cross a river as a shortcut to my farm. I have a 1996 Toyota Tacoma 4 by 4, and the water level reaches just below the doors. I can cross the river in about 15 sec onds. My concern is that I could be doing harm by submerging the truck in water. I had all the fluids changed in the front and rear differentials and the transmission. The mechan ic said no water was pre sent. Is there anything else I should be worried about? — Scott

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compression of the engine. Or if you tiny little engine — or an old, wornout engine — you might not have enough compression to hold off two or three thousand pounds o f downhill-pointing car. And once a car starts rolling, inertia takes over, and you’re done for. TOM: Or if you have a bad clutch, the wheels won’t really be connected to the engine at all — even if you leave it in gear. RAY: So no matter what gear you leave your car in, you should always use the parking brake, too. Parking brakes are rather flimsy things that can’t be relied on either. That’s why automakers’ lawyers made them change the name from “emergency brake” to “parking brake.” But between the two — using the parking brake and putting the car in First or Reverse (and turning the wheels toward the curb if you’re on a hill) — and barring criminal activity or a teen-ager in the house, the car ought to be there when you come back.

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MACU ISO SBIF FOR SUMMER FUN, HANGING out, possible LTR w/right F. You: funky not freaky, humorous, honest, tikes kids, outgo ing, uninhibited, cuddly, romantic. Could this be you? 3530___________________________

: SATURDAY LATE LUNCH AT HEALTHY LIVING, ! 6/17. You: Zoe & 2 others. Like to meet? ■ Matt. 3642______________________________

MACU ISO F FOR FUN & FANTASY. CLEAN & discreet. Life is short. Let’s enjoy it together. 3528 __________________________________ OLDER F NEEDED. SM, 26, TALL, MUSCULAR, handsome ISO older adventuresome F for discreet encounters. Age, weight, race unim portant. Must be ready to explore, discretion a must, married OK. 3526

: 8/19,1:30 PM, GU PARKING LOT HINESBURG ; Rd. You: w/ son in blue car, Me: tall w/ : glasses, short hair, several long glances as I ; walked into store. Who ARE you? 3641_____ ■ GIRLWONDER BOBSLEDDER SHOUTS OUT TO ; all my dear friends back home. Park City is ; great. Missing you all. See you in August. ; cw, 3639_______________________________

iSWEETWATERS, SUN., JUNE 11, LATE after noon. You: cute guy, jeans, glasses, eating £w/boy and girl. Me: sitting beneath TV in Sbar area w/two friends. We made eye con tact often. Available? 3537______________ _ *6/12 - BORDERS - 1 WAS BUYING BRITNEY’S ^magazine... you want to headline your own. jNever been good at making the first move... > i l l you instead? 3536___________________ ♦ I SPIED YOU SPYING THE I SPY’S ON FRI 6/9 •in my truck. You know where. Why? ♦ Because we’ve never been “I spied." Now ♦ we have. 3535__________________________ :i SPY KP AT CG, MAKING MY LIFE EVEN BET TER every single week. How could beauty ’ be so kind to an ordinary guy? C’mon, let tyour hair down & put it to me! 3531_______ *ATTN: “S TANNED MAN" YOU ANSWERED ‘“campfires, cuddling” on 6-8-00. ^Construction worker, your 1st car was a ’78 ;|Trans-am. Meant to replay your message, ^erased by mistake, please call back. 3525 ♦ TO THE MAD-HIKING, FIDDLE-PLAYING, total ;babe of a potter in Montpelier, I’m free for jsome discreet passion this summer. Will I ♦ ever rub your feet again? 3524

■ RUELLA- TUESDAY 6/20 - YOU: BROUGHT A ■ smile with the food. Me: Paid a compliment ■ at the end of the meal. Want to talk? 3633

SPANISH PM, NEW IN RUTLAND. ISO PETITE soulmate. Best if brunette w/sense of humor to become am igos y m ucho mas. Send photo w/ letter. No se a s timida. Box 760

DWM, 41, TALL, ATTRACTIVE. INTELLIGENT, and sensitive. Enjoys many things: beachwalker, sunsets, conversation as well as your ihterests. ISO a nice, attractive WF for friendship, fun, possible LTR. Box 766__________

SPF, PETITE OF BUILD, PASSIONATE OF spirit ISO handsome, adventerous, college-educated M to love. 40-50 something. Box 749

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AM I ASKING TOO MUCH? ALL I WANT IS A good-looking M escort for summertime events in Burlington. Me? Blonde, blue, early 40s (look younger), tall, fit. Let’s have fun! Make new friends! Box 733

ATTRACTIVE, HONEST, FIT SWM, 30S, ISO SF, 20-40, who is fun-loving, stable & likes to enjoy life & alt it has to offer. Must enjoy outdoors, cuddling & going out. Box 767

MWF ISO FRIEND (ONLY) TO GO TO MOVIES with, the theatre, dancing. Open to gender, sexual preference, appearance. ISO someone who needs a friend. 3142

THOUGHTFUL ATHLETE MAM IN SEARCH OF discrete pleasure with attractive F, 25-50. It’s a question of awakening passion, 3534

SWM, 33, 6’3", 210 LBS. ISO EQUAL partner ship with a woman of reasonably shaped mind and body — race & age unimportant. Box 758________________________________

THUG ISO GANGSTA B*!?H TO CONVERSE W/. Me: 22. You: 18-27. Currently imprisoned, release date Aug. 2000. Let’s get to know each other, then maybe kick it! Box 770

6/10 - RU12 COFFEEHOUSE AND AGAIN AT *135... seeing your blue hair twice in one ♦ day, imagine my luck!? We met briefly on ♦ the dance floor... want to meet again? 3546

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BIG & BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMAN TRAPPED in a mans’ body seeks a sincere, manly man of color with a need for pampering & nur turing. Smoking OK, but no drinkers, please.

I’M 67 WF NS - INDEPENDENT, HONEST, gardener, reader, humorous, not an extrovert. Enjoy intelligent, down-to-earth people. Can we be friends? Box 732___________________

DWF, 53, ISO HONEST GENTLEMAN WHO enjoys candle tight dinners, good wine and conversation. Long walks with a down-toearth woman. Box 755__________________ DWF, 43, SMALL, FEMININE, LONG AUBURN hair, hazel eyes. Are you looking for me? You’ll find me...exploring the NE Kingdom, dancing barefoot at the barbeque, laughing w/friends and family, hiking, camping, reading, listening.Jooking for you. Box 754

SOFT BUTCH ISO BEAUTIFUL FEMME/SOFT butch. Me: WPL, NS, youthful 32, athletic, love to have fun & play. You? Hopefully out there. No pets, like little kids a plus. 3635 SENSUAL MAWM, 40’S, SEEKING MA OR SF under 45 for occasional adult time. You are nice looking,'physically fit and self-assured. Safe and mutual satisfaction. 3544________

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FUNNY, EDUCATED. JM. WELL- READ, NEED engaging conversation, pursue visual arts, bass on a fly rod, jazz, Bach and Krauss. Later 50s, offbeat but fully civilized. ISO LTR w/independent, smart, fit, playful F. Any bkgrd., 47-57. Picture appreciated. Box 735 w o m e n

NEW TO AREA. FIT, SWM, 33, BLONDE, blue, pleasant demeanor, strong sense of justice and humor ISO SF, age/race unimportant. Must be fun, not moody or possessive. Box 799_______ ________________________ SWM, 46, ISO YOUNG, SEXY, HORNY F WHO would enjoy passionate love-making encoun ters with a special man. You: into trying new things, 18-up. Considered well-endowed. Try me. Box 748 - ^ , VT PRISONER IN NJ JAIL. MISUNDERSTOOD. ISO younger F for TLC relationship. SWM, 43, UVM grad. Returns home in 2001. Let’s start something special now! Box 750______ ^ _ OLD WORLD FORTUNE-TELLER ISO GYPSY queen, to greet the sun and share the 0J moon. Box 745__________________. ^

I AM A SGF ISO WONDERFUL LADIES TO become great friends & maybe even more! I am easygoing, kind, friendly, honest, loyal & more of a person. I like dining out. PLease write me. Box 763 m

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VERY MASCULINE, ATTRACTIVE, MUSCULAR, SBiWM, 34, 6’, 165 lbs., trimmed beard. Clean, sane. Can be dominant or submissive. ISO masculine BiW or BiM, 20S-3OS. Very discreet. Only real men need reply. Box 747 LOOKING FOR A DATE? WILL YOU DATE ME? I have brown eyes and hair, 200 lbs. I would like to have a relationship in or out or around North East Kingdom. P. S. I won’t mind dating a blck man. Box 741__________

SWM, 25, PHISHERMAN, JAZZ, BOOKS, FILM, art, quiet life ISO F, 21-26, w/similar inter ests, or not. Brains and kindness a must. Are you lonely, too? Box 764______________

BAD BOY, MID 30S, ISO GOOD GIRL TO b§)p mend my ways. Fly me a kite, you won’t be disappointed. Picture gets picture. Age/race unimportant. Release date 2001. Box 748

SWM, SLIGHTLY CRAZED J PUERTO RICAN artist, 5’ 10”, 160 lbs., 40. Intense, bright, funny, creative, workaholic, w/ bachelor-itis, ISO warm, attractive sweetheart for dancing, travel, possible long-term, mutual unfolding of destiny. Photo please. Box 756

DO YA CONSIDER YOURSELF BEAUTIFUL? ISO slender F, late 30s, eco-progressive, requiring support/compassion. Early 40s, Adirondacker, romantic, active lifestyle, etc. Integerity, com passion, SOH. Kids/pets friendly. Friendship to start. Box 744

GWM, 40s, 6’i", ROUGH, TUMBLE TYPE, EDU, neat, clean, lean, spare, masc., ND, NS, tee & cut-offs style. Loves outdoors, hobbies, beer, bike, swim. Spring is here, who will join me? Box 731

SLAVEMASTER WANTED: BiM, 5*5", 140 LBS., ISO master for B&D sessions and more. Explore the limits. I’m very submissive. Will answer all. Willing to please you. Send photo. Box 768________________________ I WANT TO BE YOUR BOY TOY. IF YOU ARE F, fit, attractive, clean, discreet, secretive, 35 50, your pleasure comes first. Box 765 SKINNY, SKINNY-DIPPER WANTED. FREE TO travel ISO warm waters, the world around & within. Vegetarian, environmentalist into gar dening, homesteading, LTR. Egalitarian SWM 6’i ”, 175 lbs., ND, NS, NA, no kids & FS. Box 757____________________________ WM - HIRSUTE LOVER, 50ISH, WOULD LIKE to connect with hirsute F for good times, more the better. Box 761

BEAUTIFUL BRAD W/BRACES: I SAW YOU ON the cruise and stole a kiss outside the tent. You stole my heart! And now you’ve disappeared for another year? David. Box 769 PATINA IN SHELBURNE, THURS. NIGHT, 5/25. You: dark M, loving the furniture. Me: sun dress. Did I imagine your interest? Care to compare fine finishes? Box 759

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