Seven Days, August 9, 2023

ROBOSECURITY

Chris Beaulieu, the innkeeper for Burlington’s Ronald McDonald House Charities on South Winooski Avenue, stays up late to greet parents whose children are in the hospital. He hears nighttime construction work and college kids ambling by after hitting the bars. But for the past month, one sound has stood out. Night after night, every half hour, a loudspeaker blares a warning from the Walgreens parking lot across the street.

“You are trespassing! Please leave the area,” a disembodied male voice intones. “ is area is under video surveillance, and you have been recorded.”

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flashing blue lights, the automated message repeats in the wee hours of the morning. e innkeeper has taken to placing guests on the opposite side of the house. His boss has complained to the store manager, who, while sympathetic, said she couldn’t reverse a “corporate decision.”

A Walgreens spokesperson declined an interview with Seven Days, instead emailing a pledge to “resolve any concerns presented by our neighbors.” Meantime, Burlington police are investigating whether the announcements violate the city’s noise ordinance.

In Beaulieu’s recollection, the device appeared around July 4. Known as a mobile security system, the camera and speaker are set up on a small trailer. e manufacturer, LVT — which stands for “LiveView Technologies” — markets the device as a surveillance tool that takes less than 30 minutes to install. A similar machine is being used at the U-Haul on Riverside Avenue.

e Walgreens device has gotten attention, and not just from the Ronald McDonald House. A Seven Days staffer filmed it barking out a daytime warning: “ is is the security operations center! is property is being monitored 24-7.”

Like many cities post-pandemic, Burlington has seen a dramatic rise in theft that’s driven in part by a worsening drug crisis. Burlington police have responded to the downtown Walgreens 97 times in 2022 and 79 times so far this year. In a statement, Walgreens said the devices “help to deter disturbances, crimes and other incidents that might happen outside of our stores.”

Kristine Bickford, the executive director at the Ronald McDonald House, knows that the Burlington store struggles with unwanted behavior. But she says Walgreens’ attempts to crack down shouldn’t interfere with guests trying to get a good night’s sleep.

“Something’s gotta change,” she said. “We can’t have this across the street. We just cannot.”

Read Courtney Lamdin’s full story and hear recordings of the announcements at sevendaysvt.com.

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Kitty Kitty, a beloved animal who lived in Winooski’s Last Stop Sports Bar, died at age 16 or 17, Vermont Public reported. Pull out the stopper.

GREEN MOUNTAIN RAPTORS

Hikers and rock climbers can return to rugged Vermont areas that were temporarily closed for peregrine falcon nesting season. The birds roosted on at least 50 cli s.

HELP WANTED

FEMA is hiring Vermonters for temporary flood-relief jobs. Silver lining?

COP OUT

A former St. Albans police o cer pleaded guilty to simple assault for pepper-spraying a shackled suspect’s eyes at close range. The incident was in 2017.

That’s how many inches of rain fell in parts of Addison County last Thursday, leading to flash flooding and road washouts.

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EMU’S ESCAPADE

After nearly a month on the run, Tiki the emu has been brought safely back to his home at VINE Sanctuary in Springfield.

e 26-year-old emu, a massive ostrich-like bird native to Australia, escaped from VINE one night in early July after being startled by a one-two combo of thunder and fireworks. Pattrice Jones, cofounder of the sanctuary, said the normally docile creature most likely jumped the fence in a panic.

Tiki had been brought to VINE — an LGBTQ-led animal sanctuary with a focus on environmental justice — in 2012, along with his son, Breeze.

At VINE, Tiki and Breeze enjoy an ample amount of space, but the elder emu didn’t seem to be in too much of a rush to return home after his great escape. Residents of Springfield kept tabs on Tiki’s comings and goings, posting updates about his whereabouts on Facebook and Twitter. And a number of the

sanctuary’s neighbors went out of their way to purchase emu food — a protein mix in pellet form — in case Tiki showed up at their house.

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“It’s just such a mix of feelings for us,” Jones said before Tiki’s rescue. “He’s really fine. What he wants is to just roam freely, and it breaks my heart that we can’t let him do that.”

With hunting season on the horizon, Jones and her team knew that they would eventually have to get Tiki back home to keep him safe. But they proceeded cautiously.

at’s because while living in Grand Isle, Tiki’s “partner” — Breeze’s mother — ran away and was so startled by a rescuer that she had a heart attack and died.

With that in mind, the VINE team took their time with Tiki, waiting until he ended up in a neighbor’s gated backyard on August 2.

At VINE, Tiki is doing well and seems happy to be back with Breeze.

“We’re just so grateful to all of the people in Springfield who kept an eye out for Tiki,” Jones said. “It was a true community endeavor.”

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[Re Last 7: “No Deposit,” July 5]: We all know that it is folly to put all your eggs in one basket. Except for Gov. Phil Scott, who opted to put any expansion of Vermont’s recycling of bottles and cans in the hands of the zero-sort industry. The gov cited that reason in vetoing a bill that would have updated the state’s 1972 bottle-redemption system.

Zero-sort and curbside recycling are fine for lots of folks and for lots of stuff. But relying on them for bottle and container recycling, to the detriment of an expanded bottle deposit program, is fraught with defects. Having alternative recycling efforts (i.e., both bottle deposit and zerosort) assuredly leads to more containers being recycled and fewer being trashed.

The veto takes away the incentive to stop tossing containers from your vehicle onto the roadside or discarding them in parks, at beaches and everywhere. The veto takes away the incentive for others to gather up the discards and cash them in for the deposit refund.

The veto imposes on all residents costs far in excess of the purchase cost of the deposit, whether it is one nickel or three nickels. Consider the costs of litter-contaminated land and waterways, health hazards from broken glass, and contamination of soil and water.

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The Vermont legislature wisely adopted the now-vetoed expansion of the state’s bottle law, and I urge it to override that veto at the first opportunity.

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[Re Feedback: “Antiquated Terms,” August 2]: I would challenge Seven Days reporters to rethink their response and planned action to change their terms used in reporting about the subject of abortion based on one man’s opinion of “sensitive” terms. This is why most people are finding truth and reality harder and harder to find and/or trust. Facts and reality should not be based on opinion.

It seems that manipulating the use of words and redefining their meanings has become a new tyranny for some in our culture. If the reality of what words are saying communicates something a person or group doesn’t want to hear, they simply change the terms used or the meaning of words to suit their opinion(s). This is deemed “sensitivity.”

News sources such as Seven Days should care about communicating facts and truth in their news and articles. The facts of science tell us a pregnancy is a developing human life. Do we present this fact and reality or redefine the truth for the sake of “sensitivity”?

No matter what a person believes about abortion, where is the “sensitivity” for the value and existence of a human life?

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GUN OWNER TO BLAME

This is so absurd [“No Safety: A Toddler Fatally Shot Himself With an Easy-toFire ‘Baby Glock.’ Is the Gunmaker Culpable?” July 26]. I am anti-gun and own no guns but firmly believe that if you own a weapon such as this, you are obligated to store the weapon in a way that is not accessible to children.

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[Re “No Safety: A Toddler Fatally Shot Himself With an Easy-to-Fire ‘Baby Glock.’ Is the Gunmaker Culpable?”

July 26]: The article seems to imply that

there is an inherent defect with a Glock handgun, which by design has no redundant “safety switch.” Whether someone is a sworn law enforcement o cer or a private citizen, when the justifi able need arises to use a handgun, time is usually of the essence, and sometimes darkness, stress or other challenging circumstances can make fumbling for a safety a problem.

As mentioned, these types of handguns are preferred by most law enforcement personnel for that reason; they are ready to use when needed. There is nothing inherently wrong with a firearm that does not incorporate a secondary safety. Any handgun without a safety can easily be rendered incapable of triggering if it is simply de-chambered when not needed for immediate use. Any responsible Glock owner would do this in such a situation where the firearm is left unattended and potentially available to a child or other curious and inexperienced person.

The person who left this chambered gun accessible to a young houseguest is clearly and solely liable in this case. Also, it is stated in the piece that “legislation passed in 2005 made gun manufacturers immune to many civil lawsuits.” “Many” is an imprecise word, as this legislation specifically immunizes the manufacturer for cases of criminal or negligent misuse — and not for design flaws, as the lawsuit in this case is claiming. That legislation was thoughtfully

passed to preempt frivolous, predatory lawsuits based on the inherent and purposeful danger of firearms.

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SHOW FOR THE MOMENT

[Re “Lost Nation Theater Rises Above the Flood,” July 26]: Lost Nation Theater opened and closed The Addams Family at the Barre Opera House three weekends ago, performing on Saturday, July 22, and Sunday, July 23, for 1,000 flood-traumatized theater lovers. It was a miraculous experience and a transformative one for our central Vermont community!

It was made possible by Vermont College of Fine Arts, which provided rehearsal space — and, without hesitation, so much more — when Montpelier City Hall was no longer habitable. It was made possible because the Barre Opera House welcomed us and trusted us with its grand performing arts venue. And it was made possible because Lost Nation Theater’s resourceful creative team, incredibly determined cast and tiny but mighty sta found a way to make it happen.

Prophetically, The Addams Family turned out to be the show we needed to experience at this unimaginably di cult time — a story about two radically di erent families brought together and united by love; a story about how it often takes the worst of times to bring out the best in us; and a story that says, as Robert Frost put it, “the only way out is through.” The times demand we work together, tune out the noise of di erence and division, and find a way to care for each other.

In the final number, the resurrected character Lurch finds his voice and sings, “Only at our lowest can we rise above, move toward the darkness — and love!”

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Bent is the founding artistic director of Lost Nation Theater.

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Scratching an itch in the Animal Issue

If there’s one edition for which Seven Days writers never have problems finding stories, it’s the Animal Issue. This annual paean to our furry (and feathered and scaly) friends is more likely to present the opposite challenge: too much to choose from. That was undoubtedly the case this year, as reporters across departments, from news to arts and culture to food, spun compelling tails — er, tales.

Reporter Colin Flanders redefines “hard news” with a profile of MAGIC MIKE, a legendarily randy goat who may just be the most prolific stud in Vermont (page 15). Perhaps the amorous billy should look into a room at the GOAT HOTEL in Stowe (page 30).

The “goatel” is part of a larger operation run by Terry Meis, a member of a famous National Football League family who provides refuge to injured animals, including ponies and horses. It’s a good bet Meis owns one or two titles by TRAFALGAR SQUARE BOOKS in Pomfret, the world’s premier publisher of horse books (page 48).

Every dog has its day, and that’s especially true in the Animal Issue. In an essay, Burlington’s Rachel Mullis reflects on her journey to ON-LEASH DOG OWNERSHIP (page 28). A companion piece offers artist Frances Cannon’s illustrations of TIPS FROM DOG TRAINER LLYR LAUDERBACK (page 29). One key to training success is positive reinforcement, usually of the edible variety. Canine staffer Cleo Shapiro offers her expert opinion on tasty LOCAVORE DOG TREATS (page 38).

In the interest of balanced coverage, Seven Dayzers have a love for cats, too. Though perhaps not as much as MICHELE MACY , the self-appointed keeper of stray cats in Burlington’s Old North End (page 32).

In Montpelier, the owner of the eccentric shop the QUIRKY PET is questioning whether she should open again after last month’s catastrophic floods (page 14). Humans weren’t the only ones who experienced traumatic flooding. Officials fear the DAMAGE TO THE STATE’S FISH POPULATION could rival that of Tropical Storm

Irene, when more than half of the state’s fish died or were displaced (page 20). The upheaval might be yet another good reason not to eat SEA LAMPREY (page 42).

Elsewhere in the wild, a colony of ENDANGERED INDIANA BATS is thriving in a Chittenden County forest (page 18). Meanwhile, MOSQUITOES ARE THRIVING everywhere (page 21). And Steve Goldstein attempts to figure out why last month A MOOSE WANDERED INTO BURLINGTON, where it was struck and killed by a car (page 34).

Finally, this week Seven Days introduces a new regular addition to the paper, a pet obituaries section called FUR-EVER LOVED (page 79). The first installment is composed of staffers’ remembrances in tribute to beloved pets who have crossed the rainbow bridge.

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NEWS+POLITICS 14

Dog Days in Montpelier

An eccentric pet shop’s owner confronts the flood’s big question: Should she rebuild?

Burlington Has Surpassed

Last Year’s OD Tally — and It’s Only August

STUCK IN VERMONT

Bang for the Buck is stud has just one job, and he’s the GOAT

National Guard to Buy Vermont State University Land

Hanging in Hinesburg

A colony of endangered Indiana bats is thriving in a Chittenden County forest

Losing a Vehicle to Floodwaters Challenges

Many in Vermont Wood Is Good

Trees and limbs in rivers help fish survive floods

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Going to the Dogs

One Burlingtonian’s journey to on-leash dog ownership

Special Teams

A member of a famous NFL family keeps blind ponies, arthritic horses and a goat hotel in Vermont

Into the Catosphere

Feeling the feline energy with the self-appointed keeper of stray cats in Burlington’s Old North End Wrong Turn

How did a moose end up lost and afraid in Burlington?

ARTS+CULTURE 44

FOOD + DRINK 38 Treat Me Right

A Seven Days canine staffer samples new offerings from Vermont dog bakeries

Forward

Rokeby Museum supporters bake pies and share tips ahead of a Ferrisburgh fundraiser

ree questions for sea lamprey and leech expert Michael Tessler

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String Feverish

Beethoven meets butoh at Bread and Puppet eater

Vigilante Wit

Book review: Revenge of the Scapegoat, Caren Beilin

Horse Listeners

Pomfret publisher supplies wisdom for the equine world

Clownburst

eater review: Singin’ in the Rain, Weston eater Company

Outside In e BCA Center showcases inimitable vision in “Outstanding: Contemporary Self-Taught Art”

Eva Sollberger is on vacation this week. In March, she filmed a video about Pepperoni, a 21-year-old miniature horse who once entertained audiences during equestrian events at Plainfield’s Breckenridge Farm. Two years ago, he lost an eye and stopped performing, but he’s since found new purpose as a painter. His nickname? PoNeigh (rhymes with Monet).

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Midnight Oil

Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne presents “Chasing Light,” a new exhibit of oil landscapes by Vermont artist David Smith. Smith’s paintings, reminiscent of the Impressionists’ but also wholly unique, are characterized by high-contrast brush strokes, bold colors, and a focus on unexpected patterns of light and shadow.

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Untapped: at the Monkey

Beloved bodacious babes Emoji Nightmare and Katniss Everqueer host the third annual Beached Whales House in Winooski. is celebration of fat and curvy performers features fiery numbers from drag and burlesque favorites including Ruthless Retribution, Luci Furr-Matrix and Virginia ick 100.

What Is It Good For

Joanne Greenberg of Green Room Productions directs Time Stands Still, the hit Broadway play by Pulitzer Prize winner Donald Margulies, at Warren’s Phantom eater. e story follows a photojournalist who, after an injury on the front lines of war, must reconcile herself to a quieter life in Brooklyn alongside her longtime partner and their irritatingly domestic friends.

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FRIDAY 11

Romance Languages

Vermont author Amber Roberts launches her debut romance novel, Text Appeal, at Northshire Bookstore in Manchester Center. is sex-positive, Burlington-set romp follows a programmer who turns to professional sexting after losing her job — and gets mixed messages from Cupid when she starts hitting it off with a client and her longtime friend.

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THURSDAY 10

Bottoms Pup!

For once, it’s a good thing to follow the pack. Dog lovers convene at the Humane Society of Chittenden County, where the annual Bark & Brew series kicks off with a fang. While the humans sample beer from Queen City Brewery and slices from Pizza 44, their four-legged friends go wild in the shelter’s fenced-in play space.

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SUNDAY 13

Brie My Guest

Feta fans, cheddar champions and mozzarella maniacs converge on Greensboro’s Highland Center for the Arts for the annual Vermont Cheesemakers Festival. Over 100 cheeses from more than 30 of the state’s best mongers delight palates and pair perfectly with local wines, beers and spirits at this dairy-packed summer shindig.

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SUNDAY 13

On Cloud Canine

Fox meets hound at this weekend’s installment of the Levitt AMP St. Johnsbury Music Series at Dog Mountain. Up-and-coming indie act Fox Royale play rock anthems reminiscent of Vampire Weekend for concertgoers and their pups.

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Pet Project

Seven Days is made by animal lovers. In 2014, so many of our employees wanted to bring their pups to the o ce that we had to set a daily dog limit, establish a sign-up sheet and spell out a Canine Code of Conduct.

At the front of the pack was a charismatic West Highland white terrier named Rufus. For years, the foot-high Westie came to work every day with his dad, production manager John “Jingles” James, and happily presided over the design desk. He worked long hours being adorable and was listed in the masthead — with a di erent job title — every week.

My favorite: News Hound. When Rufus died, in July 2019, we listed many more of his nicknames on the Seven Days Facebook page, along with two dozen photos of him in myriad outfits, on various laps. The next month, on August 14, he was memorialized on the cover of our annual Animal Issue, in a red bow tie.

“He went out like the rock star he was,” John recalled.

If Rufus were human, John certainly would have memorialized his best friend in writing. But there was no place in the paper to express his thoughts and appreciation on the printed page — until now.

my tale of love and loss. They shared stories of their own, painstakingly describing beloved pets and how they died.

Channeling grief into written language is cathartic, in my experience. I highly recommend it. There’s comfort in knowing you are not alone.

Those are some of the reasons we like Fur-ever Loved, which is in the classified section, the cover of which features an animal up for adoption at the Humane Society of Chittenden County. “I hope people use it,” John said. “Or just enjoy it.” This week’s selection of critters includes a couple of pet chickens.

Fur-ever

Timed to coincide with the 2023 Animal Issue, this week Seven Days is unleashing Fur-ever Loved — published pet memorials that acknowledge the animals that give us so much joy in their too-short lives. John designed the graphics and has been spreading the word about the new service.

“Nobody is doing anything like this,” he said, noting that some veterinary hospitals o er cremation and/ or a paw print accompanied by a generic condolence poem. “It’s nice to be able to honor your pets, in your own words, because you know the most about your animals, their quirks and personality traits,” John said.

“They are each special in their own way,” he added. “It’s good to let people know how much you loved them.”

I couldn’t agree more. When my last cat, Frankie, died more than a year ago, I wrote about his untimely end in this column. I also tried to convey his many charms.

The piece struck a nerve. Emails, snail-mail letters and cards poured in from readers who identified with

Rufus is in there, too. Four years after his death, the little terrier is getting a proper tribute. One thing John left out of the write-up on page 79: The cute pictures of Rufus he included in his online dating profile helped attract his partner, Mary, who is also an animal lover.

John and Mary moved in together four years before Rufus died. Now parents to Yuki, Rocket and Brinley, all of whom are rescues, they’re sharing a happy and hectic three-dog life.

Paula Routly

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Seven Days Pet Memorials

WHY FISH NEED TREES. REALLY.

Dog Days in Montpelier

An eccentric pet shop’s owner confronts the flood’s big question: Should she rebuild?

BY DEREK BROUWER • derek@sevendaysvt.com

Five parakeets currently reside in the small parlor of Cindra Conison’s Montpelier home. They should be living at the Quirky Pet, Conison’s State Street business, but the store is missing spans of flooring and drywall, and what remains is still specked with dried mud and dust.

To fit in the parlor, the birds’ tall wooden aviary needed to be turned on its side, which has given them more space to fly. They share the room with a small photo of the Dalai Lama and a pair of winged beasts — Balinese kites that Conison pinned to her ceilings and walls. The parakeets chirp ceaselessly in their sunny new digs. “Boy, they’re chattery,” Conison noticed. “Chattery, chattery.”

Their organic music carried into Conison’s dining room, where she was

spending another day creating spreadsheets, making calls, weighing packages and scribbling on legal pads alongside her dreadlocked sheepdog, Joshe. In recent months, Conison, 68, and her 71-yearold husband, Richard Sheir, spent evenings around their long kitchen table contemplating how they wanted to spend their golden years. Maybe they would travel. Maybe they could boost the Quirky Pet’s revenue just enough so that Conison and Joshe, who run the shop themselves most days, could hire some help.

July’s flood upended those musings and, in washing out the store, threatened to deny Conison every small business owner’s last wish: the chance to convert years of hard work into a comfortable retirement that begins on her terms.

Sitting at their table last week, the couple said they have not entertained the thought

of letting the Quirky Pet close for good. Conison has spent a dozen years cultivating her vision for a classic Vermont general store for pets. “I’m not done being down there,” she explained. But Sheir, the self-described “store husband,” did acknowledge that restarting the business might not be “the greatest idea in the world.”

“I never felt that,” Conison insisted.

“I did,” her husband said.

In the flood’s wake, a dilemma has sprouted for the Quirky Pet’s owner and those of dozens of small businesses around the state. During a period of duress, each must also confront the complex, intensely personal question of how — or whether — to build back their former livelihood. The choice can pit emotional investment against financial resources, instinct against stamina, risk against stubbornness. Yet the futures of the state’s flood-prone

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Burlington

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Surpassed Last Year’s OD Tally — and It’s Only August

BY COLIN FLANDERS colin@sevendaysvt.com

e number of overdoses that Burlington police have responded to this year has already surpassed last year’s total, city data show.

Burlington police answered 265 overdose calls through July 23, compared to 252 during all of 2022, according to figures released last Friday.  e vast majority have been in the city’s downtown core, where the effects of the drug crisis have become increasingly visible.

A volatile drug supply has made addiction more dangerous, disruptive and harder to treat. e stats are fueling the calls of local leaders and advocates who want the state to do more.

“Before the pandemic we were making real progress and saving lives,” Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger said in a press release. “Because fentanyl and meth are now the dominant drugs in the community, the tactics of that period are no longer nearly as effective ...  is moment demands treatment innovation and a redoubling of harm reduction and interdiction efforts at all levels of government.”

Scott Pavek, Burlington’s substanceuse policy analyst, added, “We must modernize our statewide system of care for substance use disorder to match the reality of drug use in Vermont communities.”

Burlington’s overdoses took off last summer, and the numbers have only gotten worse.  e rise is all the more dramatic when compared to figures from just several years ago. Between 2015 and 2017, Burlington police responded to an average of six overdoses a month; this June, they averaged two overdoses a day — a roughly tenfold increase.

City analysts now project the total number of overdose calls will approach 500 by the end of the year.

Drug-related deaths are hard to track in real time because the results of drug tests conducted during autopsies take time. Preliminary data show that 55 people died from accidental drug overdoses in Chittenden County last year. rough the first six months of 2023, at least 31 deaths have been similarly attributed. ➆

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Drug testing strips

Quirky Pet owner Cindra Conison with her husband, Richard Sheir, and their dog, Joshe

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Bang for the Buck

He’s ugly, he stinks, he’ll eat anything put in front of him — and he might just be Vermont’s most eligible bachelor. Meet Magic Mike, a randy goat who’s always ready to rendezvous.

The 200-pound buck lives at Bridgman Hill Farm in Hardwick, where he has emerged as the star stud among a small group of males kept solely for the purpose of procreation. He was thrust into the coital calling because of his aristocratic bloodline, but he has brought to it an unmatched enthusiasm — to the point that his farmers must sometimes mist him with diluted vinegar to separate him from a doe.

He has sired so many kids in his three short years of life that he can no longer fraternize with females younger than him on the good chance that they’re his daughters.

Late Night, has been milking for 1,000 days straight, three times longer than the average goat. “He’s now a full-size, big, mean, ugly buck, but his mom’s still milking as if he’s still a baby,” Andrus said.

So-called “extended lactation” provides several main benefits over the traditional approach to goat farming, Andrus said. Because female goats only lactate after giving birth, farmers seek to breed them annually. But repeated pregnancies can be hard on the animals, and managing kids is labor-intensive. Plus, when goats are gestating, they’re not producing milk. That can leave farms without enough product to sell in the winter, when demand for dairy is highest. Prolonging the time goats can stay in production helps both the animals and the bottom line, Andrus said.

Of course, making this vision a reality requires a ton of work. Andrus compares it to professional athletes: “You’ve got a nutritionist, a PT person, a masseuse — all these people that help manage their body so that it can operate at this extremely high level. For us, with extended lactation, it’s comparable. It’s high energy in and high energy out.”

It’s not just his sexual appetite that makes him the ideal stud, though. Farmers are always looking to improve the genetics of their herd, and the best way to do that is by breeding animals with desirable traits. At Bridgman Hill, husband-and-wife duo Ryan Andrus and Annie Rowden are on a mission to raise an ultra-productive line of goats that can produce milk year-round instead of on the typical seasonal schedule. That would enable them to run their farm more eciently and maintain a steadier cash flow, important goals in an industry built on razor-thin margins.

A secret weapon in achieving this vision: Magic Mike’s DNA. His mother,

Andrus has come up with a specially tailored feed and says maintaining consistent daily routines helps reduce the herd’s stress level. He also uses LED lights in one barn to simulate sunlight, which tricks the goats into thinking it’s summer year-round. Otherwise, the animals ovulate in the fall, which can cause their milk production to decline.

But nothing beats out good ol’ genetics.

Late Night appears to have the right stu . Aside from her remarkable lactation longevity, she’s also produced an average of 4.3 liters of milk daily over the past three years. That’s like another “GOAT” — Tom Brady — who won his seventh Super Bowl ring at the age of 43.

Dog Days in Montpelier

downtowns and villages will turn on their calculations, which, when so much remains uncertain, are really leaps of faith.

The Quirky Pet’s owner revealed her decision in a detailed message that she posted in the shop window and circulated on social media late last month. Despite the damage caused by four feet of water, the couple’s ages and an uncertain recovery timeline, the business would reopen, Conison wrote, in the “exact same location.”

“It is an essential part of our town’s identity,” she wrote, describing the Quirky Pet as “a very peculiar commercial anchor in the only state capital without a Walmart, Starbucks or McDonalds.”

The pronouncement felt important at a moment when many in Montpelier are rattled by the scale of destruction, Conison said. “It’s hard to imagine all of these stores rebuilding and reopening,” Jen Roberts, co-owner of Onion River Outdoors on Langdon Street, told Vermont Public while cleanup was getting under way.

The owners of Capitol Copy, the longtime print shop around the corner on Main Street, have already announced they will not. The same goes for Mister Z’s pub and pizza shop in downtown Barre, which had been open for 35 years.

Conison received dozens of appreciative responses. “Montpelier needs Quirky!” one customer emailed to say. Others have stopped to hug Conison while she walks Joshe in Hubbard Park, telling her they’re glad the Quirky Pet will return. Conison registers the feedback as validation of her quest to reopen. “There is no risk,” she said. “People want me back.”

The pet-supply shop, open since 2011, has always been an expression of Conison’s whimsical mind. She created in its 700 square feet the cramped, creaky warmth of a country store. Beef tendons and duck heads poked from penny-candy jars and wire baskets on open shelving — an “apothecary of animal parts,” Conison likes to say, all of it sourced from U.S. manufacturers. Locals stopped by to shoot the breeze, and Conison’s friends came to knit with her. The parakeets, not for sale, have enticed tourist passersby with their gentle chatter.

So have the dogs, of course. Joshe, who is 7, is the fourth Bergamasco sheepdog in the Quirky Pet pantheon. Their unforgettable, mop-like fur makes them natural mascots and ambassadors, especially to children, who sometimes braid their dreads and often pose for photos. The three now-deceased dogs appear on the 15,000 bumper stickers that Conison has given customers over the years, and they are the stars of a wistful exhibit in the front

window that imagines them as Beatles-era pop stars, “The Quirkies.”

Joshe moves like Conison’s shadow, and they do complement one another. The dog is quiet, inscrutable and effortlessly charismatic. Conison, an art school grad and former substance-abuse counselor, is ebullient in conversation but socially shy, with cropped hair and big, round glasses. Her husband, Sheir, has sunken blue eyes and speaks like an excited professor. The store, he said, embodies “a mythic America that is no longer in your town or your city.” Sheir sees his wife’s shop as an iconic Vermont brand, not unlike Ben & Jerry’s or Cold Hollow Cider Mill, albeit smaller.

The couple monitored the shop on July 10 until floodwaters were covering State Street and its sidewalk. The water was knee-deep when they trudged home. Later that week, Conison described the near-total damage during a televised interview with FOX’s national weather channel. Visibly shaken, she kept one hand on Joshe, seated in a chair next to her, as she talked.

During the initial, volunteer-driven cleanup effort, Conison felt upbeat. She thought she could reopen in two weeks, after using the short closure to finish the little cosmetic projects at the shop that she’d never gotten around to.

Then the adrenaline gave way to tedium and anxiety. Conison was poring over one of her product spreadsheets when the enormity of the work took hold.

“I haven’t cried this whole time — I still didn’t — but that’s, I think, when the overwhelming got to me,” she said.

The Quirky Pet, like most small businesses, didn’t have flood insurance because of the prohibitive cost and because its owners perceived the risk as remote. In 2011, Tropical Storm Irene flooded only the store’s basement.

debt at the moment they’ve lost most of their business assets is not a decision to take lightly.

Sheir, a database analyst, worked through the financial scenarios, figuring out how they might repay a loan. He needed Conison to tally their losses to plug into his formulas. “I’m pressing her,” he recalled, “‘Give me numbers on—’”

“—and that’s when we started fighting,” she interjected.

Unlike homeowners and tenants, businesses aren’t eligible for grants from the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Local community groups distributed $4,000 checks to more than 100 businesses, including the Quirky Pet, and Conison recently applied for a small “emergency gap assistance” grant through the state. But so far, the primary financial relief comes in the form of low-interest loans through the U.S. Small Business Administration.

Conison and Sheir have applied for an SBA disaster loan, which they said offers their only financial path to rebuilding the business. They chose not to crowdfund donations, preferring to steer community goodwill into online sales. But taking on

Though the shop serves discerning locals, it has always relied on the rhythms of seasonal tourism to turn a profit. The flood cut short the summer bump, and the extent to which it disrupts fall and winter could make or break their reboot. The Quirky Pet needs leaf peepers, whose purchases fund the inventory Conison buys ahead of winter holiday shopping. Holiday sales, in turn, sustain the business through the lean months that follow.

A reopening date, however, is not entirely within the couple’s control. As the space gets rebuilt, it will need to be inspected by city staff who have many blocks of work ahead of them. How long will that take? Conison is wondering. Leaf season is just five or six weeks away.

That’s a big reason Conison scoured the flooded shop for undamaged merchandise. Some of her animal parts were stored above the waterline in sealed bags, she explained. She’s turned a room in her home into a makeshift warehouse as she begins to sell through her online shop.

Tally marks on a legal pad track the spike in online orders since the flood;

HE’S WONDERING ABOUT THE VIABILITY OF DOWNTOWN MONTPELIER. AND I KEEP THINKING, WELL, NEW ORLEANS CAME BACK.

CINDRA CONISON

Cindra Conison filling catnip orders from her home in Montpelier

Conison has counted purchases from customers in 26 states. She’s already ordered fresh inventory to sell online.

The website, as eccentric as the physical shop, will provide a bridge until the Quirky Pet can reopen, she hopes.

If the web orders remain steady, they could also become a hedge against one of Conison and Sheir’s other concerns: that downtown Montpelier may come back in a diminished way.

Small retailers tend to depend on the vibrancy of their wider commercial district. “We don’t know who’s going to open and who’s not,” Sheir said, choosing his words carefully.

“He’s wondering about the viability of downtown Montpelier,” Conison said. “And I keep thinking, Well, New Orleans came back.”

Just in case, the pair have another entrepreneurial card up their sleeve. Before the flood, they’d been batting around an idea to begin wholesaling their popular catnip products. They’d imagined the new venture as a way to reduce Conison’s hours at the shop; now, it might be a matter of survival.

Producing the wholesale products will be straightforward. Conison already buys bulk catnip from the premier U.S. supplier and inserts it into small packages, alongside a surprise toy, such as a marble. Their stroke of genius, they hope, is to brand the product line as the Vermont Organic Catnip Dispensary, for which labels — with the punch line “Use Responsibly” — arrived in late July.

Next, they need to find retailers to stock the intoxicating catnip blends, buds and infused treats. Vermont gift shops are one natural target; they have others in mind.

As Conison and Sheir hatch their plan for a successful return, their Montpelier community is also dealing with existential

questions about the way forward as floods become a more frequent reality. The first of three public forums on the future of the Capital City is planned for Thursday, August 10. And last week, Vermont Public’s “Vermont Edition” hosted an hourlong show that posed the question: Should Montpelier be rebuilt on higher ground?

“Oh, I hate that bullshit,” Conison said, offering her answer. “You can’t rip down these old buildings.”

Their corner of downtown was also inundated in 1927 and 1992. The latter was the result of an ice jam — a risk that officials have since learned how to manage, they understand. “So, what we’re talking about is ’27 and ’23. We’re talking 100 years!” Sheir reasoned. “I’ll roll those dice!”

“It’s not like I don’t believe that global warming exists,” Conison said. “I get it. But is this going to be a common occurrence? Who knows? It was three really bizarre circumstances.”

Conison and Sheir ended their open letter about their decision to reopen by linking to a performance of “Rainbow,” an uplifting piano ballad made popular by country singer Kasey Musgraves. A few days later, someone delivered to their home several crayon drawings of rainbows, along with a note scrawled in a child’s hand: “We can see what Cindra sees!!”

Down at the darkened, empty shop on a sweltering late July day, Sheir taped the drawings to the front window. The building’s alarm system was still screeching, as it had been for weeks. Joshe lay silently in the sun. Conison, somewhat impatiently, gave Sheir directions about how to apply the tape so the rainbow drawings hung level.

Sheir didn’t mind, he explained, as his wife stepped inside: “She’s living her dream.” ➆

Richard Sheir and Cindra Conison wading in downtown Montpelier after leaving their shop during flooding in July

National Guard to Buy Vermont State University Land

BY ANNE WALLACE ALLEN anne@sevendaysvt.com

The Vermont Army National Guard plans to buy about 35 acres from Vermont State University-Lyndon to build a facility that will house several Guard units.

The Guard expects to break ground on the $16.9 million project next summer, according to a press release about the purchase. It will include a readiness center for military training and storing property.

The parcel that’s for sale has no buildings on it and abuts Interstate 91, according to Sylvia Plumb, assistant vice president of marketing and communications for the university system. The exact amount of land will be determined after a survey, Plumb said; the price per acre is $9,016.

The 195-acre Lyndon campus is one of several in the Vermont State Colleges System that’s expected to change in coming years as administrators of the newly created Vermont State University look for revenues and cost savings.

Lyndon State College merged with the former Johnson State College in 2018 to create Northern Vermont University. On July 1, it underwent another transformation, becoming part of Vermont State University through a merger with the former Vermont Technical College and Castleton University.

Former state senator Joe Benning is a 1979 Lyndon graduate who has been watching with concern for years as his alma mater has lost students and programs. Benning, a lawyer who lives in Lyndon, said he has long expected the school to sell property. He thinks the Guard plan could help the college and the community.

“I know one of the biggest problems in the system has been deferred maintenance costs, and maintenance costs,” Benning said. “If they are designing something that can benefit both the National Guard and the college, more power to them.”

Sharron Scott, chief financial and operating officer for the state colleges system, said late last month that the system is working on a strategic planning process to determine which property to sell and how to best use the buildings that remain. ➆

Hanging in Hinesburg

A colony of endangered Indiana bats is thriving in a Chittenden County forest

BY COURTNEY LAMDIN • courtney@sevendaysvt.com

It was still light out when the first bats began leaving their roost.

One by one, or sometimes in pairs, they swooped from the weather-beaten pine box, just over the heads of several people who had converged in Hinesburg last Thursday to observe the flying mammals. “Oh, my gosh, they’re out! They’re out!” exclaimed Susi von Oettingen, pulling a tally counter from her jacket pocket and clicking it furiously. “Three, four, five!”

Von Oettingen, a retired U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service biologist, was one of nine volunteers recruited to count Indiana bats, an endangered species on both Vermont and federal lists. For the next hour, the census takers sat in lawn chairs under the roosts and watched their subjects dart into the woods. They swatted away the mosquitoes that the bats feast on.

The bats’ habitat, a 301-acre public forest, was conserved when the colony was discovered nearly 20 years ago — just before the onset of the devastating

white-nose syndrome. While bats elsewhere have struggled to rebound, the Indiana bats in Hinesburg appear to be thriving. To wildlife experts, the colony’s resilience is a testament to how conservation and good land management can help restore a species on the brink.

been conserved, especially for this bat, is really working.”

As their name implies, Indiana bats hail from the Midwest, but they’ve lived in Vermont for nearly a century. They were listed as a federally endangered species in 1966 — the result of years of human interference in the caves where they overwinter. By the early 2000s, the population of Indiana bats was half of what it had been in the 1960s.

“There are not a lot of these forest patches left,” said Alyssa Bennett, a Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department biologist who organized the bat count. “I think what we’re seeing here is land that’s

For that reason, bat discoveries are often considered to be significant events, including in Vermont. In the 1990s, authorities closed off a portion of the Green Mountain National Forest to logging after a single Indiana bat was located in a Dorset cave. It took nearly three years to hammer out a plan to allow tree cutting to continue — all for a creature whose body is the size of a human thumb and weighs less than three pennies.

When the bats were discovered in Hinesburg in 2006, it marked the farthest point north and east that the species had ever been found. State and federal officials

I THINK WHAT WE’RE SEEING HERE IS LAND THAT’S BEEN CONSERVED, ESPECIALLY FOR THIS BAT, IS REALLY WORKING.

ALYSSA BENNETT

Meg Harrington of the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service counting Indiana bats in Hinesburg

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The Lyndon campus

launched an e ort to purchase the land, which was being sold by a longtime farming family, and succeeded in 2007, permanently conserving the bats’ habitat.

The deal came just before white-nose syndrome began spreading across the region and decimating the local population. The fungus attacks hibernating bats, waking them and sapping their stores of energy and fat. Since arriving in Vermont in 2008, the disease has killed nearly 65 percent of Indiana

bats. Where biologists once counted hundreds of the species, they were tallying fewer than 50.

So when Bennett and her team went to catch, release and count the bats in Hinesburg last summer, they were shocked when Indianas instantly flew into their nets. Researchers caught between 700 and 800 that night.

“No other species, just Indiana bat, Indiana bat, Indiana bat,” Bennett said.

“Which is crazy when you’re used to going out on a landscape and catching just the common species.”

The colony is mostly made up of mother bats and their pups, who spend summers in Hinesburg. When the weather cools, they zip across Lake Champlain to a mine in New York, where they mate before tucking in for the winter. Bennett, who works closely with New York State biologists, said Indiana bat counts have increased at that mine, whereas the little brown bats that used to hibernate there have all but disappeared.

Bennett is loath to describe where, exactly, the bats dwell out of a desire to protect them, but she said their Vermont habitat is tailor-made for the species. Unlike their little brown cousins, which like to hole up in houses, Indiana bats prefer to roost in trees — particularly dead ones with peeling bark — and there are plenty of them in the Hinesburg forest. The spot is quiet and dark, with no streetlamps and few houses nearby.

The town created a rule book to keep the land attractive to bats. Its 64-page land management plan limits certain activities during the bats’ roosting season or bars them altogether if the human intrusion bothers the animals.

Pat Mainer, who chairs the town’s Forest Committee, said the thriving colony is proof that these conservation e orts are working.

“I feel that we’re very lucky,” she said. “If that [land] were developed for housing back in 2007, if that had been subdivided for houses, I assume the bats wouldn’t be there.”

The bats’ impressive numbers have undoubtedly raised their profile. Two enthusiasts, including an artist who lives 100 miles away in Bridgewater, have donated long, narrow bat houses known as “rocket boxes” to the cause. Mounted atop a pole, the boxes give the bats 360 degrees of roosting surface, allowing them to move to warm or cool spots without being exposed to predators.

Bennett has been deputizing teams of citizen scientists to help count bats on summer nights. She hopes the research will eventually show whether the population is staying level or growing.

“I’m hoping we can go here year after year and see what happens with this colony,” she said. “It will be really telling.”

The early results look promising. Last week, after it became too dark to see, the bat counters packed up their clipboards and walked back to their cars, where they excitedly shared their findings.

Bennett quickly tallied the numbers: 812 total. ➆

Losing a Vehicle to Floodwaters

Challenges Many in Vermont

BY RACHEL HELLMAN rachel@sevendaysvt.com

Robbie Simmons was working an overnight shift at Windsor County Youth Services in Ludlow last month when he heard what sounded like a swift-moving river outside. In the morning, Simmons found his car 50 feet from where he had parked it the night before — underwater. en he discovered that his car insurance — through Geico — wouldn’t cover flood damage. Simmons still owes around $11,500 on the car. With an hourly salary of $19, he’s in a tough spot. Plus, he still needs to get around. “ ere’s no way I could not have a car [in rural Vermont]. It’s just not possible,” Simmons said.

Simmons purchased another car “for a pretty steep payment” and created a campaign on GoFundMe aimed at paying off the flooded vehicle.

“Hopefully I can make ends meet,” Simmons said. “Prices of everything are just outrageously high, so it’s tough to be able to afford anything, really.”

For some Vermonters, especially people in rural areas with no transportation options, having a car means the difference between being able to make ends meet or not.

Jessica Gore, general manager at Central Vermont Auto Mart, said she’s noticed more people shopping for cars to replace their flood-damaged vehicles.

“What’s sad is that cars are already hard to get right now,” Gore said. “ e people who just lost a new car in the flood may have to wait six months to replace it.”

Gore thinks consumers should be cautious about waterlogged vehicles inundating the used-car market.

Department of Motor Vehicles deputy commissioner Mike Smith expressed similar concerns, advising Vermonters to double-check title certificates to ensure vehicles are accurately valued. Prospective buyers should “be aware that flooded vehicles can have many different issues, and many are not visible, such as electrical issues ... Using CARFAX or the National Motor Vehicle Title Information System is recommended.” ➆

Robbie Simmons’ car

Alyssa Bennett (right) leading a team counting Indiana bats in Hinesburg

Indiana bats

Wood Is Good

Trees and limbs in rivers help fish survive floods

STORY & PHOTOS BY KATIE FUTTERMAN • kfutterman@sevendaysvt.com

Last month’s flooding likely walloped Vermont’s fish population as the heavy rains turned rivers and streams into torrents. Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department o cials don’t have estimates of the losses, but some of them think the damage could be comparable to Tropical Storm Irene in 2011, when up to 58 percent of the state’s fish were killed or displaced by the flooding.

In particular, trout — rainbow, brown and brook — face threats from the massive flooding. Fish can get “blown out” and washed into unsuitable habitats, according to Will Eldridge, an aquatic habitat biologist for the state. They can even end up out of waterways and perish stranded in fields and ditches when floodwaters recede.

The oil, manure and other waste that gets into the water during flooding can also harm fish. Sediments, especially when moving swiftly during strong storms, can be particularly harmful to their fragile gills, according to Ellen Marsden, a fisheries biologist and professor at the University of Vermont.

That said, she added, “Fish cope with this. This is their life ... And when it starts rushing, they seek refuge, and they know what they’re doing.”

Those refuges are formed by rocks and wood. They not only protect fish in fastmoving water but create niches where fish can both hide from predators and eat the smaller organisms growing there.

Previously, o cials encouraged people to remove debris such as logs from rivers and streams. But a new approach encourages a “messy” waterway, full of fallen limbs and trees.

The Fish & Wildlife Department launched a study in 2012 to evaluate how fallen trees and limbs a ect the brook trout population. It added wood to 57 miles of the East Branch of the Nulhegan River in the Northeast Kingdom.

Last month, this reporter accompanied state biologists to the waterway near Averill as they used electrofishing to stun and count the number of brook trout. The group explored an area where trees had been added, as well as a control area that had been left alone.

Wearing waders in thigh-deep water, Jud Kratzer and Levi Brown strapped on battery-powered backpacks and put out hoops, which created electric currents that forced the fish to swim into nets held by Ora Astbury and Luke Holland.

While the Northeast Kingdom was largely spared from last month’s historic flooding, the team did have a more di cult time catching fish due to high water levels from recent rain. But that only made for more excitement when it spotted a brook trout. Brown would yell, “There’s one! There’s one!” and the rest of the team would splash across the water to zap and net the fish.

They caught 17 trout in the treatment site and 13 in the control area. The control site typically experiences some spillover benefits from an increase in trout in the wooded area right next to it, Kratzer said.

Bottom line: Adding wood to the water has been a success. The study estimates that there are now 67,000 more brook trout in northeastern Vermont than expected because of the trees, according to Kratzer. Within the first four years of the

study, brook trout biomass — the total weight of them all — tripled.

He’s confident that had the area flooded, the fish populations would have fared better. The department is planning to study fish post-flooding in other places. Trees in streams don’t just aid the fish population. They also move the water laterally and slow its flow.

Learning from the mistakes of Irene, the state has made a concerted effort to educate the public on the benefits of woody streams. The Agency of Natural Resources runs an education program called Rivers & Roads, in which state biologists train members of the Agency of Transportation on how to do roadwork in a way that’s more compatible with functioning streams and rivers.

The Stream Wise program works with private landowners and municipalities around the Lake Champlain basin and educates them on the benefits of wood in water.

O cials in charge of a project on Pinney Hollow Brook in Plymouth are also learning from past mistakes. After Irene, berms were built to keep water in the channel there, which only made the stream more powerful and destructive downstream. The state is now planning to remove the berms and

reconnect the flood chute and will also work to restore fish habitat by

The department has also removed dams that acted as barriers to fi sh migration, according to Eldridge. As of the last report, in 2020, 98 dams had been removed. These e orts should provide a faster recovery, as Eldridge expects existing fish to naturally reproduce more easily, while fi sh from elsewhere will colonize areas they previously could not reach.

The state plays another key role in maintaining Vermont’s fish population. Each year, five hatcheries raise hundreds of thousands of fish that are stocked in Vermont’s lakes, ponds and streams.

During Irene, the Roxbury Fish Culture Station, which produced 60,000 brook and rainbow trout annually, was destroyed. It took nine years — and $6 million — to reopen it.

It stood strong during the July flooding thanks to improvements, according to Dylan Sickles, the fish culture operations manager. Much of the fish-production area was placed at a higher elevation when the facility was rebuilt. Sickles said improvements to a retaining wall also helped it weather the storm.

FISH COPE WITH THIS. THIS IS THEIR LIFE... THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING.

ELLEN MARSDEN

Left to right: Luke Holland, Jud Kratzer and Levi Brown with electrofishing gear

The Buzz: Mosquitoes Are Prolific This Year in Vermont

BY KATIE FUTTERMAN • katie@sevendaysvt.com

Getting your summer cardio from swatting and scratching? You’re not alone.

Vermont has twice as many mosquitoes this year as compared to the average during the past 13 years.

A hot, wet summer has created the perfect environment for everyone’s least favorite pests, who are reveling in all this water, according to Patti Casey, environmental surveillance program manager for the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets.

Even before the historic flooding last month, Vermont already had more mosquitoes this season, which typically lasts from April to October. But the rainfall and flooding certainly didn’t help; water in standing pools on saturated ground is taking a long time to evaporate and meanwhile provides ideal breeding sites, Casey said. Trash piles have accumulated, and the water that collects in little crevices also provides havens for mosquitoes, which only need a small amount of water to lay their eggs.

State employees collect mosquitoes at least once weekly from June to October at 105 trapping sites. The specimens are brought to a lab at the Vermont State University Randolph Campus, where they are tested for mosquito-borne illnesses. So far this season, testing has not found West Nile virus or eastern equine encephalitis, both of which can be fatal to humans.

A warming climate could mean Vermont is facing a mosquito-filled future. It could increase both the quantity of mosquitoes and the number of species. Five years ago, the state detected the Asian tiger mosquito, which is typically found in southern states, for the first time.

Vermont only engages in mosquito control when the health department determines that there is a significant risk to public health from mosquito-borne diseases such as eastern equine encephalitis. That last happened in 2013, Casey said.

Some towns are part of larger mosquito-control districts. The Otter Creek Watershed Insect Control District was created in 1978 and is made up of six towns

in Addison and Rutland counties, while the Lemon Fair Insect Control District, composed of three towns in Addison County, was founded in 2006. Both receive some funding from the state. The districts use a bacterium to kill larvae.

This year was the first that Otter Creek received a permit to use adulticide, a chemical applied by sprayers mounted on trucks. All the chemicals are approved by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and vetted by the Vermont Pesticide Advisory Council, though they still prove controversial.

The agencies advise residents to eliminate standing water on their own properties, including by unclogging gutters, according to Craig Zondag, a field biologist for Lemon Fair. Anything from a kiddie pool to a boot tray left in the rain can become a mosquito breeding ground.

Individuals do not need a license to treat their own property. They can buy Mosquito Dunks or Mosquito Bits at their local hardware store; the larvicides have the same active ingredient the mosquito control districts use. “If I had a pond, I would absolutely treat it for mosquito larvae,” Casey said.

While mosquitoes are reviled, they are a food source for bats and other small critters, such as dragonfly larvae and tadpoles. Male mosquitoes are also pollinators that feed on nectar instead of biting people and birds, Casey said.

Humans can protect themselves from the insects. Dawn and dusk tend to be the busiest mosquito times, though the flood created a big patch of “day biters,” Casey said.

She advised people to wear long sleeves and long pants and use whatever repellent they feel comfortable with. Casey uses DEET for Vermont hikes and treats her fieldwork clothes with permethrin, which can be effective against mosquitoes and ticks.

“Nothing is going to keep me from going outdoors and enjoying Vermont,” she said. “So it’s just a matter of doing what we have to do to protect ourselves to be able to be outdoors.” ➆

Her most recent buckling, Magic Mike, was identified as a potential stud from the moment he was born. He was officially christened once it became clear he had all the other necessary physical traits — including a wide rump and a girthy tail.

While he may have been predestined for the role, there’s no question Mike has made it his own. Even the most promising bucks can disappoint, plagued by low sperm counts or lackluster sex drives. Mike, however, is ready for action year-round. That’s important, because breeding on the farm is dictated not by the seasons but by what the data say.

Bridgman Hill has roughly 450 goats, 300 of which are currently in milk production. The farm bottles its milk under the brand Oak Knoll Dairy and sells any excess to Jasper Hill Farm, which uses it in a variety of specialty cheeses. Does are equipped with tiny computer chips that Andrus uses to track their yield. Those that fall under a certain threshold are sent to be bred.

The process from there can feel analogous to “The Bachelor.” Sometimes, Mike is placed in a pen with 20 or 30 females. Other times, when Andrus wants to ensure a specific pairing — perhaps because he wants to introduce Mike to another highperforming female — he will bring them into a pen for a one-on-one date. “Might take an hour to make sure they connect, and it’s done,” Andrus said.

Magic Mike does share a name with the male stripper in the eponymous movies starring Channing Tatum. But there’s nothing sexual about the goat’s moniker. It refers to the supernatural ability he had of escaping his pen as a kid, usually by jumping fences. This ability, too, seems to have been passed down; his father’s name is Jumping Jack Flash.

Andrus named Magic Mike with the help of his young daughter and said he is aware of the movies but has never seen them. Like the main character in the films, however,

Mike has emerged as the undeniable leader of the five bucks in the herd. It helps that he’s simply much bigger than his counterparts.

“He’s the boss, and he knows it,” Andrus said one morning last week, leaning on a broom he was using to sweep up poop that had spilled into the barn’s walkways.

Mike had just emerged from a small pack of females and placed his hooves on the fence of his pen to regard a visiting reporter. Patches of gray cover his snout and ears, breaking up his otherwise all-black coat; his eyes bulge out from the sides of his basketball-size head, the center of which sports a huge hump where his horns would have grown had he not been disbudded as a buckling. He

remained like this for a few minutes, trying to decide whether the human stranger in front of him was a threat.

Eventually, a doe came over and nuzzled her head against his beefy haunch, as if to calm him down. The buck hopped down from the fence, bit off a few tufts of hair from the back of his companion, swallowed them, then laid against the wall of the barn with a huff.

Magic Mike can use all the rest he can get, as his services are increasingly crucial.

Bridgman Hill currently can’t produce enough milk to meet all the demand for its bottled products, and Andrus and his wife have considered growing their herd. That’s not as simple as just buying more goats; the animals are susceptible to diseases, and mixing herds can be risky. “It’s kind of like a kindergarten classroom, where you just end up sharing endemic viruses,” Andrus said.

Instead, should the farmers decide to expand, they would seek to grow from within. That means Magic Mike could eventually be an even busier buck. ➆

Magic Mike

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Stephanie Marcia Lushington Miner

JANUARY 1, 1929JULY 15, 2023

SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT.

Stephanie Miner passed away peacefully on July 15, 2023.

In mid-January, Stephanie had a severe head injury and was hospitalized for three weeks. She then was transferred to Elderwood in Burlington, where she began receiving hospice care.

Stephanie was born in Bogliasco, Italy, to parents Roland Lushington Hayes and Marcia “Mimi’ Hilda Chaukley. Her father was British, and her mother was American. Her husband, Donald Miner, and brother, Guy Hayes, preceded her in death. She is survived by stepchildren Helen Nagel and Steven Miner and by her brother’s four children, Stephanie Gotlieb, Arabella Hayes, Sholto Hayes and Oliver Hayes.

Stephanie often said she’d had a very lucky life. She had many adventures. In 1939, when she was 10, to avoid the ravages of the German bombing, her mother moved the children from London to Vermont, where Stephanie attended an Episcopal boarding school for girls. As a member of the Lushington family, Stephanie was presented to the court of King George VI at Buckingham Palace when she was a teenager. Stephanie lived in the UK for a while during early adulthood, where she trained, qualified and worked as a nurse at Guy’s Hospital in London. She spent time with her father and grandmother in Europe and extended periods in Hong Kong with her mother and stepfather, a British diplomat.

In the 1960s, Stephanie decided to reside permanently in the United States. She moved to Greenwich Village in New York City. While working for New York University, she assisted the French department and created a French language

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index of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. She was employed by Lehman Brothers and worked for George Ball, an American diplomat.

Beyond work, Stephanie was passionately engaged in her community, helping to install a public garden with a recycling shed and fighting to stop a huge traffic overpass to protect the health of community residents. She volunteered to help on a project headed by mayor John Lindsay and was involved for many years in supporting a theater company, along with a group of women who called themselves “the Snarks.”

Stephanie lived a life surrounded and nourished by flowers, fungi and music. Upon moving to Burlington in the 1980s, she enrolled in a Church Street Center adult course on wild mushrooms because she wanted to connect with people who shared her deep interest in mycology. She worked for Dr. Jerold Lucey, a prominent neonatal specialist. e connections that Stephanie made blossomed into a whole series of adventures, including the formation of the now defunct Vermont Mycological Society. She and her husband, Don, saw a need to preserve the plant collections at the University of Vermont Horticulture Farm from suburban development and formed the Friends of the Horticultural Farm in 1994.

Stephanie took on a leading role on the board of the Friends, as well as being a tireless volunteer coordinator.

Her home garden in South Burlington was a world-class wonder of color and texture and one of the joys of her life. Don supported her carefully curated home garden, which had been on the Flynn Garden Tour, and she supported Don in his volunteer work for the Saint Albans Museum and the Ethan Allen Homestead. She was a valued member of the team at the annual Burlington Youth Orchestra used instrument sale, an enthusiastic leader of the stage decoration crew for the Champlain Valley Folk Festival, an active volunteer for Lyric eater, and an engaged participant in the Elder Education and Enrichment program.

Stephanie had an acerbic wit and was not afraid to say what she thought. Her final years were spent at the Residence at Shelburne Bay, where she served on several committees. She continued to support the many causes she believed in, including women’s rights, and had a deep interest in world events right to the end. Stephanie was truly one of a kind.

e family wishes to thank Stephanie’s many friends who visited her after her injury.

e family is also thankful for the care and compassion she received from the medical teams at the UVM Medical Center, Elderwood in Burlington and Bayada Home Health Care.

ere will be a memorial service on Wednesday, August 23, 3 p.m., at All Saints Episcopal Church, 1250 Spear St., South Burlington, where Stephanie and Don were married in 1996.

In lieu of flowers, donations may be sent in her memory to the Nature Conservancy, 575 Stone Cutters Way, Montpelier, VT 05602 or to vermont@tnc.org, or to an organization of your choice.

Arrangements are entrusted to the Brady & Levesque Funeral Home, where fond memories and condolences may be shared with Stephanie’s family at bradyandlevesque.com.

Nicholas A. Ringuette

JANUARY 27, 1990-JULY 24, 2023 COLCHESTER, VT.

Nicholas A. Ringuette died tragically in a car accident on the evening of July 24, 2023. He was only 33. Nick is survived by his wife and soulmate, Ashley; his beautiful daughter, Lily; his comedian son, Finley; his loving parents, Julie and Charlie Ringuette; his brother, Jeremy Ringuette, and his wife, Bridget; his grandmothers, Marcia Lyman and eresa Ringuette; favorite in-laws Cheryl and Kevin Mitchell; and brother-in-law

Keegan Mitchell and his wife, Mariah; along with countless other family and friends.

Nick grew up in Colchester, Vt., causing a ruckus running around with his brother and the neighborhood kids. He enjoyed playing football under the Friday night lights, cruising around in his Integra with curls flowing out of a Boston hat, taking Keegan under his wing and undeniably falling in love with his high school sweetheart. He went off to be a Wildcat, studying accounting at the University of New Hampshire, and was currently enjoying work as a controller at startup Superplastic.

Nick had a love of family car rides on Sundays with the dog, singing out loud to country music and rolling dice at a craps table. He loved getting cozy in his ground blind or acquiring anything sweet. Nick loved being with his softball crew, summer camping trips and sunny days cracking a cold beverage down at the beach. He adored a dramatic wrestling match with Fin and dancing with Lily on his toes in the living room, and he found pure joy

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in watching them grow and seeing their personalities blossom.

Nick was truly extraordinary. His selflessness was admirable. Nick was hardworking and dedicated. He went above and beyond in any situation and always made sure that those around him were cared for. Nick was a devoted husband and best friend to Ashley. ey were each other’s biggest cheerleaders, and their love for one another was palpable. Nick was an amazing partner and protector, always helping to take on anything he could while raising their young kids in their hometown. A true role model and example to his children, he was a closet goofball who was kind, respectful and made a difference in the lives of those around him.

Nick was taken far too soon, with far too many plans and adventures ahead. His life was a blessing, and his beautiful soul will be remembered always. To honor his memory, a celebration of life will be planned for early fall. Details will be shared.

Nick’s family cannot thank all the family, friends and community enough for the love and support that they have felt during this unimaginable time. ere are not enough words to say thank you, and it is a true testament to the husband, son, brother, friend and man that Nick was.

e family welcomes those who wish to share stories, photos or memories or to write letters to do so by mail to Cheryl Mitchell, 109 Everbreeze Dr., Colchester, VT 05446, or by email to rememberingringo@ gmail.com. A collection of these will be gathered into a bound book for his children. One day they will want to know who their father was growing up and the impact that he had on those around him.

DECEMBER 17, 1965-JULY 14, 2023 • BURLINGTON, VT.

Deborah Noel MacDonough, 57, passed away on July 14, 2023, from an inoperable brain tumor. She was lovingly cared for by the benevolent staff at the Miller McLure Respite House in Colchester.

Deborah had brain surgery at the age of 16. Although the procedure left her diminished, her strength and resilience helped her persevere throughout her life, overcoming many obstacles. Furthermore, she graduated from Essex Educational Center and Trinity College.

She leaves her parents, Sandra and David Haseldine, and her close friends Jodi Taylor, Kristi Putnam and Anthony DeNuccio. Deborah was very personable and will live on in the hearts of those who loved her.

Arrangements are in the care of the A. W. Rich Funeral Home.

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Allen Moulton

OCTOBER 7, 1952-AUGUST 4, 2023

BERLIN, VT.

Allen Moulton, affectionately known as “Gramps,” peacefully passed away on August 4, 2023, due to complications stemming from Parkinson’s disease. He died at Woodridge Nursing Home in Berlin, Vt.

Reflecting on his life, just about a month before his passing, he shared, “I did most of the things that I intended to do in this life.”

Allen Moulton’s accomplishments were rich and diverse. His formative years spanned across the globe, as his father served the UN, leading the family to traverse various countries. He and his four siblings embarked on new educational journeys in places such as Mexico, Turkey and Lebanon.

Allen was a quick study with languages, learning French, German and Arabic at the various schools he attended. Returning to the U.S., the family settled in Brattleboro, Vt., during the mid-1960s. Allen later pursued higher education at Greenfield Community College, and, driven by his fascination with understanding humanity, he earned a BS in cultural anthropology from the University of Massachusetts Amherst. Subsequently, he achieved an MS in psychology from Suffolk University in Boston and attained his MS in childhood nursing at Mass General in Boston.

Upon marrying, Allen returned to Vermont to build a family and establish a private psychology practice in the Stowe and Montpelier

Jean Tallcot Geremia

AUGUST 23, 1940-JULY 26, 2023

WEST CHARLESTON, VT.

Jean Tallcot Geremia passed away on July 26, 2023, a few weeks shy of her 83rd birthday. Born August 23, 1940, in Borodino, N.Y., Jean was a lifelong lover of cats, small towns, meat and potatoes, living simply, analyzing dreams, coffee on the porch, exploring genealogy, singing with her sisters, and getting by. A phenomenally fast typist and prolific writer, she summed up her life and the world as she saw it in starkly beautiful prose and poetry.

Several businesses were fortunate to have her secretarial skills, including Kemper Insurance (1958 to 1959), the Washington Post (1959 to 1966) and Lyndon State College (1977 to 2000).

Jean took pride in her children and the years she spent working from home to get them to school age. She was also proud of her time as grievance officer and then president of the Vermont State Colleges United Professionals staff union. She delighted visitors to her greenhouse with her homemade wreaths, crafts, bread, pickles, flowers and jelly. Jean believed in angels and deeply loved her cats, Bobby, Buddy, Tigger and Freddie, as though they were angels themselves. She maintained a daily e-newsletter for friends and family entitled Freddie’s Free

region. He also contributed to the educational sphere by teaching nursing courses at Norwich University.

Allen’s true vocation was manifested in his dedication to aiding underprivileged and troubled youngsters. He served as a school counselor in various elementary and high schools over the years. Transitioning from private practice, he reentered nursing as an RN, dedicating his skills to the University of Vermont Medical Center’s psychiatric unit, Shep 6 and Shep 3, during the evening shifts.

Endowed with kindness and brilliance, Allen possessed a delightful dry wit. He was an attentive father and husband. Allen held a particular concern for the struggles of young men in our society and considered his greatest accomplishment in life to be his influence in guiding emotionally distressed young men and serving as a positive role model. Many of his protégés fondly recall his impact.

In the mid-2000s, Parkinson’s disease struck Allen, leading to disabilities a few years following diagnosis. Yet his illness never deterred his commitment to various projects. Deep into his affliction, he penned a memoir titled Top of My Game, now available on Amazon.

Allen is survived by his beloved wife, Marcia (Marcie) Vallette, of Johnson, Vt. He is also remembered by his ex-wife, Carla Van Hoy, of Burlington, Vt.; and their son, Nathan Moulton, daughter-in-law, Krystal Moulton, and cherished grandson, Maverick Moulton, of Anchorage, Alaska.

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Press and published several books, including her memoirs, Growing Up Cold — Life in the 40s and Beyond, a book of poetry and prose called Growing Up Loved, the children’s book Vermont Cats of Country Road Farm, and several compilations of historical family recipes.

Jean is predeceased by her father, George Tallcot; her mother, Alice Emerson Tallcot; her sister Carol Rhoades; and son Michael Geremia. She is survived by her sister Merry Swords and brother Richard Tallcot; daughters Gina Geremia and Andrea Kane; daughter-inlaw Laurie Geremia; sons-inlaw Justin Ashby and Adam Kane; grandchildren Evan and Joseph Geremia, Chay Ashby, and Zeb and Michaela Kane; and several friends, nieces, nephews and their children. Jean liked to say that it doesn’t matter who you love, only that you love.

A Poem by Jean Tallcot Geremia

I picked a handful of lilacs dripping with rain

e pure, sweet fragrance

e pale, lavender color

e taste of one or two

flowerettes

I placed one in my hair

And held the rest to my breast as though I were special.

Anne Christine Averyt

JUNE 21, 1946-JULY 17, 2023 COLCHESTER, VT.

We regretfully announce the passing of Anne Christine Averyt, who passed away surrounded by family on July 17, 2023, at age 77, in Colchester, Vt.

Anne was born in Altoona, Pa., on June 21, 1946, as the second child to parents Frederick and Gladys Yetter. She attended Cheltenham High School and graduated from George Washington University with a BA in English language and literature before beginning a long career of writing and reporting. She was the author of two nonfiction books, several poetry chapbooks and, most recently, a book of essays, Vermont Perspectives. Anne was a talented storyteller who loved to share her gift for poetry and keen observations with the world. Her ponderings were a well-known feature in her adopted state of Vermont, where she was a nine-year contributor to the commentary series on Vermont Public.

While she spent more than four decades living in Vermont, Anne was also an avid traveler, having lived in Berlin and Brussels

Geo Osol

MARCH 30, 1945-JULY 28, 2023 WILLISTON, VT.

Rosalie “Geoff” Osol passed away peacefully on July 28, 2023, after a yearlong battle with leukemia. She was born in Exeter, N.H., and grew up in Newmarket before attending the University of New Hampshire and then veterinary school in Guelph, Ontario.

Geoff moved to Vermont in 1972, and, once there, bought a small farm where she could raise her beloved horses and enjoy the bounties of country life. Geoff worked as a laboratory technician in the Department of Animal Sciences at the University of Vermont, where she met her husband, George, when he started graduate school in 1975. ey were married in 1978 and had one daughter, Tanya, in 1983.

After moving to Boston in 1981, Geoff worked at Harvard Medical School for two years before returning to Vermont, where she continued to work as a lab tech at the UVM College of Medicine. Along with George Coy, an engineer, she and Dr. Bill Halpern formed a company called Living Systems Instrumentation (LSI) that specialized in manufacturing equipment for the study of small blood vessels. As vice president, Geoff was intimately involved with every aspect of the business, but, in view of her genuine love for people, her favorite part was training scientists from all over the world in the use of LSI’s video-electronic

and ventured widely around Europe, including on many occasions to her favorite city, Paris. An enthusiastic — if at times disgruntled — fan of the Phillies, Anne loved sports and excitedly supported her local and hometown teams. She always gave of herself, including as a volunteer cook at Howard Mental Health Center’s Assist program, and she made many cherished friends while leading writers’ groups and helping others. As a loving and dedicated mother to twin sons and a doting grandmother to three granddaughters, Anne loved spending time with her family more than anything.

Anne is survived by her son Alan, his wife, Mollie, and their daughters, Eliza and Lainey; her son Kevin, his wife, Katelynn, and their daughter, Marcella; and her former husband and close friend, William Averyt, and his partner, Eric Nichols. She also is survived by her brother, Fred Yetter, and sisters, Karen Yetter, Jane Smith and Linda Auchinleck. She will be deeply missed by everyone who knew her.

A memorial service will be held on Saturday, September 9, 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m., at Williston Place, 422 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Please visit awrfh.com to share your memories and condolences.

instrumentation. At the same time, Geoff started Vermont Warmbloods, a horsebreeding and foaling business specializing in dressage and jumping that she ran from her 10-acre farm in Williston from 1985 to 2018. With her strong work ethic and intimate knowledge of bloodlines, Geoff ushered in many beautiful foals, many of which went on to win some impressive dressage competitions and achieve worldlevel, e.g. FEI (Federation Equestrienne Internationale), rankings. Neighbors and their children would often come over to witness the unique and fascinating event that is the birth of a horse. Geoff always made sure to educate and train anyone who volunteered to work in the barn to not only care for horses but to also be thoughtful and considerate toward others.

Geoff had the gift of being able to find some goodness in almost everyone. Her innate intelligence, kindness and sense of humor attracted many, and we will miss her infectious laugh, her love of life and her contagiously positive energy.

Geoff is survived by her husband, George; her daughter, Tanya (husband Rob); two beautiful grandchildren (Larissa and Lena); her sister, Anita (husband Richard), and her brother, Leo (wife Olga).

In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital or the charity of your choice. A celebration of Geoff Osol’s life will be held at a later date to be determined.

James Avery Plummer

NOVEMBER 7, 1934JULY 31, 2023

MONTPELIER, VT.

James “Jim” Avery Plummer died at home in Montpelier, Vt., with his wife and daughters by his side, on July 31, 2023. Jim lived a long and adventurous life, and he leaves behind many who will remember him fondly and miss him dearly.

He was born in Wilmington, Del., to Dorothy Lawrence and Richard Wentworth Plummer, and soon after, the family moved to Buenos Aires, Argentina. Jim grew up being bilingual in Spanish and English, attending local public schools, and fishing in nearby rivers with his older brother, Frank. From the beginning, he was immersed in an artistic expatriate community, with performances in the family home by touring concert musicians from Europe and cocktail parties where he learned to mix drinks earlier than most. Jim began training as a classical violinist during this time and was a gifted performer from an early age.

In 1944 to 1945, the family left Argentina, and during a year living in New York City and Washington, D.C., Jim sang in the National Cathedral Choir, an experience of which he remained proud of throughout his life. By age 11, Jim’s family had relocated

Kermit Blaisdell

FEBRUARY 19, 1945JULY 29, 2023

COLCHESTER, VT.

Kermit Blaisdell’s last laugh was brought on by a video clip of a child whizzing down a slide and, upon missing the puddle at the bottom, diving back in. Nurses rushed into his room at the University of Vermont Medical Center with alarm. But when Kermit laughed, they laughed and you laughed. He died a few days later on Saturday, July 29, 2023.

Kermit was born on February 19, 1945, at home in Enosburg, Vt., and, after many years of mischief there (rockets, BB guns, fishing and swimming in the Missisquoi), he became an Eagle Scout before graduating from Enosburg High School in 1963. He went on to study humanities at Muskingum University in New Concord, Ohio, while serving in the naval reserve. Once back in Vermont, Kermit volunteered for the U.S. Army

Jim taught at Manhattan Country School in the city and later ran its farm program in the Catskills. His students from those years still kept in touch through his last months of life. They often fondly remembered him singing them to sleep at the MCS Farm, while accompanying himself on guitar and drawing from his repertoire of hundreds of folk and traditional songs in multiple languages.

to Mexico City, Mexico, which would become his home base for the next 20 years. In the 1950s, he followed Frank to Vermont Academy and Yale, where he studied East Asian history, lettered in fencing and began his lifelong practice of the guitar.

In 1956, Jim married Myriam Bannister (now Leary), and their son, Christopher Roland Plummer, was born in 1959. They later divorced. Jim worked selling advertising in Mexico and Colombia and then moved to Connecticut, where he began his decades-long teaching career and became increasingly interested in and committed to anti-oppressive and anti-colonialist political thought and action.

In 1966, he met the love of his life, Juliana Thacher, and they married in 1967 while living in East Harlem in New York City, where they were active in the Civil Rights Movement.

Jim and Juliana raised two daughters, Katherine and Rebecca, and Jim was a fiercely proud and devoted father and husband. Although his personal tastes ran to symphonies and opera, he wouldn’t hesitate to join his daughters for Saturday morning cartoons and was game to hear the latest pop music hit, even if he was mystified by its success.

Homesteading and selfsufficiency were central interests, and he learned from do-it-yourself books published in the ’60s and ’70s how to do everything from driving workhorses to harvesting hay and gathering maple sap in the Catskills to building homes for his family that were solid and warm, just like him. He built a log cabin in New Brunswick, Canada, in 1970, in which the family lived for two years, and then built another, larger one in Abbot Village, Maine, where he faithfully kept the woodstoves burning and the

long driveway plowed, while working in the ’70s and ’80s as a performing folk singer and classical guitarist. In 1984, he went to work as a high school Spanish teacher at Bangor High School, from which he retired after 12 years. Jim and Juliana continued to live in the house in the woods for 37 years — long after the kids had left the nest — and tended a giant vegetable garden that was so productive that he gave away coolers of produce throughout the season.

After official retirement, Jim continued working in Maine as a one-on-one companion for a boy with emotional and learning difficulties. He and Juliana traveled extensively to national parks, especially in the Southwest, and in 1998, they stayed eight months in Albuquerque, N.M., where Juliana studied massage therapy and Jim supported them through his music. Back in Maine, Jim hiked Mount Katahdin three times and led a one-person picket for abortion rights in Bangor on a weekly basis, writing op-eds in the Bangor Daily News that helped make his point. At the age of 75, after beating stage III colon cancer solely through alternative medicine — he swore by a Japanese reishi mushroom extract, in particular — he biked solo from Barcelona, Spain, to Greece and met up with Juliana in Cinque Terre on her birthday for a romantic

weekend before he hit the road again.

In 2011, Jim and Juliana moved to Montpelier, Vt., to be near their daughters and grandchildren. Jim was the primary childcare provider for his grandson Nico in his infant through preschool years, and they shared a special bond, speaking Spanish and visiting the fire department and library every day. They could often be seen zipping around Montpelier, toddler Nico on his balance bike and octogenarian Jim on his scooter. Jim loved remote canoe camping, and he and Juliana were often accompanied on camping trips to Lake Mooselookmeguntic in western Maine by his brother, Frank, and later by their daughter Kate and her friend Jay Ekis. He was his grandchildren’s biggest fan and never tired of reading to them, hugging them or cheering them on at nearly every game they played.

In his final year of life, Jim became ill with multiple myeloma and, after deciding against treatment, spent his last four months at home receiving hospice care. He was comfortable, engaged, curious and argumentative right up to his last moments; read dozens of books on his Kindle; and enthusiastically watched some Women’s World Cup games in his last days. Twice this spring he brought his friends from Montpelier’s

Spanish-speaking community together at his bedside for singing and celebration. He still gave the best, most comforting hugs. Though he had lost much of his independence, he gracefully and gratefully accepted the care of his family and his hospice nurses and caregivers.

Jim was so appreciative of Vermont’s “death with dignity” law (Act 39) that allowed him to end his life as he lived it, with thoughtfulness and determination. As his postscript, Jim chose to participate in the Anatomical Gift Program of the University of Vermont Larner College of Medicine. The care and support provided by Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice has been immeasurable, and our family especially thanks RN Jessica and LNA Becca for their weekly visits and gentle care.

Jim leaves behind his wife and soulmate, Juliana Plummer; his daughters, Kate (Katie) Plummer and Rebecca Plummer; son, Christopher Plummer; son-in-law, Andrew Tripp; and grandchildren, Thyme Plummer-Krause, Zoe and Nico Plummer-Tripp, and Julia Plummer. He will always be in our hearts.

A remembrance will be planned at a future date. In lieu of flowers, please send donations to Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice or join a picket line, and please sing songs together.

and served in Vietnam with the 2nd Battalion 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division in 1969. He was awarded the Bronze Star and was both forever proud to be a Screaming Eagle and scarred from his wartime experience. But the laugh never went away.

As a way, perhaps, to reassimilate into civilian life, Kermit earned a master’s degree in higher education administration at UVM. Service always called him, and he went on to stints in the

Vermont Tax Department’s Property Valuation and Review division and the Department for the Blind and Visually Impaired. It was his time in the tax department that inspired him to cofound the Vermont Appraisal Company, which took him to Enosburg, Sheldon, Underhill, Huntington, Bolton, South Hero, Addison, Shoreham, Orwell, Brownington, Coventry, Bridport, Charlotte, Winooski, New Haven and Jericho — just to name a few — over the past 40 years. These towns were close to his heart, and he remained dedicated to serving them until the end.

He met Lois Wright in 1976, and the couple married a year later. It was on her ancestral farm’s “West Meadow” on East Road in Colchester where Kermit found some of his greatest peace. His joys included the births of his two daughters, Rebekah and Sarah. For 40-plus years, he curated a specimen collection of trees and shrubs, which he tended with great care. He

would also spend hours mowing his 12-acre lawn, which expanded year after year to encompass most of the property.

Those who worked with him and those who loved him will remember not just his booming laugh, that both startled and warmed all those who were engulfed by his joy, but also his compassion (“He was a softy.”), his wit (At church he once threatened to try out for the worship team.), his equanimity, and his well-informed opinions on all things Vermont, state and local. He’d remember the properties he appraised everywhere more than the people who owned them and to whom — and apparently this is an Enosburg thing — he’d apply nicknames: Sluggo, Sparky, Kitty, BadMouth Betty, Old Yeller and Cookie Doug to name a few. He sang and whistled a lot, the former to the enduring delight (or chagrin) of his girls and, later, his grandchildren. Common tunes would get customized lyrics to suit every

occasion, and, of course, he’d make himself laugh: “Oh, that was a good one.” He traded extensively in dad jokes, and when you didn’t laugh, he’d tell them again. “His laugh was an invitation to laugh yourself,” Lois says. And so, they did.

Kermit is survived by his wife of 46 years, Lois (Wright), of Colchester; daughter Rebekah Blaisdell Simays, her husband, Christopher Simays, and their children, Michayla, Eleanor and Ari, of Milton; daughter Sarah Blaisdell and children Aiden and Silas of Williston; Sandra Lemnah, and her husband, Robert, of Jericho (Beth Hu and husband Stephen); Patricia Ross of Swanton (Alisha and Michael Adams, Anissa and Christopher Seguin, Alexa Ross and Aneda Ross); Deborah Grandshaw and husband

Alan of Enosburg Falls (Jesse Grandshaw); Norma (Wright)

Pullen and husband Ken of Gainesville, Ga. (Christa and Michael Tomlin, Jeremy and Amy Pullen); Martha (Wright)

Howard and husband Duane

of Cambridge (Adam and Holly Howard, Courtney and Thomas Leitz, Kei Tsuda and Mikiko Takahashi); Seth Wright and wife Irene of Huntsville, Ala.; Wendy Rother Wright of South Carolina (Katie and Max Howard and Michael); and many grandnieces and grandnephews. He was predeceased by his parents, Willard and Izola (Spaulding) Blaisdell; his brothers, Dean and Emerson Blaisdell; brother-in-law Ernest Ross; and in-laws Douglas and Thelma (Monta) Wright.

Friends and family are invited to Kermit’s life celebration and visitation on

Monday, August 14, 2023, 4-7 p.m., with military honors taking place at 6 p.m. at the Goss-Spears Life Celebration Home, 96 Dickenson Ave., Enosburg Falls, VT. A memorial service will be held on Tuesday, August 15, 2023, 10 a.m., at the Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex, VT.

Condolences, photos and favorite memories may be shared through gossfs.com.

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Going to the Dogs

One Burlingtonian’s journey to on-leash dog ownership

STORY & PHOTOS BY RACHEL MULLIS

There’s nothing better than watching a dog run for the sheer joy of it. Or is there?

My dog, Zoe, is 40 pounds of lean muscle and seems born to tear across the landscape. She scales steep cliffs and fallen trees with ease, her black lips curled in a grin, her body a copper blur as she crashes through the brush beyond. I can’t help but smile along.

However, not everyone feels the same way about free-ranging dogs.

Burlington is a dog-friendly city. You can go to almost any park or public space and find a pup (or 10) to greet. Sometimes, the pup finds you first. Only 3.5 of the city’s 520 acres of open space are designated off-leash friendly: the dog park at Starr Farm Park, Waterfront Dog Park and Texaco Beach. Elsewhere, though, not everyone follows the rules.

I know, because I used to be one of them: a generally responsible dog owner who was sometimes prone to letting her dog run free in places where it’s technically verboten. But after some soul searching — and a little research — I’ve recently come to embrace the leash.

“A lot of people feel like, if their own dog is so-called ‘friendly,’ that it’s OK for them to let their dogs rush up to other dogs,” said Maria Karunungan, owner of Fetch the Leash, a Burlington-based dog behavior and training company. “It’s a really common misconception.”

Karunungan also chairs the Burlington Dog Task Force, which the city council set up in 2021 to address a slew of complaints about unlicensed dogs, poop unscooped — a particularly foul offense once the snow begins to melt — and dogs off leash. A formal report is expected from the group this fall.

“Not everybody is comfortable with dogs running up to them,” said Abbey Duke, chair of Burlington’s Parks, Recreation and Waterfront Commission and former chair of the task force. “A lot of people, some for cultural and religious reasons, are uncomfortable with it. I wish all dog owners understood and respected that.”

And some people are genuinely afraid of dogs, regardless of their behavior. (I used to be.)

Burlington resident Valerie Lodish said she’s generally happy taking her dogs

to off-leash areas. But she also thinks “a lot of dogs are off leash in areas where they shouldn’t be, or aggressive dogs [are] out with owners who aren’t in full control of dogs who perhaps need more training,” she said.

So is it true? Is it time for dog-friendly Burlington to tighten the leash?

Pondering that question, I reflected on my own journey as a 14-year Burlington resident and dog owner. I’d always considered myself a representative of

responsible pet ownership: I socialized, I trained, I scooped, and I leashed.

On the other hand, I didn’t have a dog license. And, truth be told, I didn’t always leash, either (see the above wistful description of my dog crashing through the underbrush). I had a system for walking Zoe in Burlington’s more remote natural areas: I would let her bound around until I saw another person, at which point I’d call, “Wait!” Zoe heeded the command and got a treat out of the deal.

Of course, sometimes the person found us before I could spot them, in which case Zoe might freeze or run up to them, especially if they had a dog. Sometimes she saw a squirrel, and all bets were off. Sometimes she was leashed and someone else’s dog ran up to us.

“Don’t worry; they’re friendly!” was the invariable call.

But sometimes the dog wasn’t actually friendly, and it wouldn’t leave us alone. Some owners had no voice control over their dog, and we had to wait for the dog to tire of the situation. Other times, my dog was the instigator.

My leash-free indiscretions came to an end when I applied to be a trail steward for Burlington Wildways in January. My online training course gently reminded me that dogs exhaust wildlife with their boundless, kibble-fueled energy. It was an argument I’d never considered, and it was the one that stuck. I’ve been leashing Zoe in natural areas ever since.

But if leashing is best for the ecosystem, is it best for our four-legged BFFs? Domesticated dogs spend a lot of time cooped up indoors. Don’t they need to run free sometimes?

In short, yes. Off-leash dogs get better cardiovascular exercise and a positive way to channel their excitement, according to Karunungan. But there are options besides letting dogs run free where they shouldn’t.

I spoke with one dog owner at Starr Farm Park who agreed. Julianna Battig lives in a Colchester condo with no yard, so she brings Nala, her 8-monthold Australian shepherd and Catahoula leopard mix, to the dog park regularly.

“She’s a good dog when she’s had sufficient exercise,” Battig said. “But if she hasn’t been exercised, she’ll destroy things in the house. She requires a lot of stimulation.”

A LOT OF PEOPLE FEEL LIKE, IF THEIR OWN DOG IS SO-CALLED “FRIENDLY,” THAT IT’S OK FOR THEM TO LET THEIR DOGS RUSH UP TO OTHER DOGS.

MARIA KARUNUNGAN

Dog parks aren’t for every dog, though. Besides the risk of dog-on-dog aggression, they can be a hotbed for viruses such as canine influenza.

“Although a lot of dogs enjoy dog

parks, some dogs do not. It is important to recognize a dog’s preference for socializing and to respect his/her limitations,” Pamela J. Perry wrote in an email. Perry is a veterinary behaviorist at

Peak Veterinary Referral Center in Williston and a current resident at Cornell University College of Veterinary Medicine.

She suggested that owners should learn to recognize signs of fear, anxiety or arousal, such as cowering, tucking the tail, backing away or lunging forward, barking, and growling.

Owners who aren’t fans of dog parks, Perry noted, can exercise their dogs on a long leash to give them more freedom to run and explore while obeying local leash laws and keeping everyone safe.

As for Zoe and me, we are fortunate to have a fenced backyard, something I didn’t have with my fi rst dog. Zoe is smaller and less social than my last dog, too, so the yard works better than the dog park for us. She’s happy playing with the neighbor’s dog, Mowgli, and the fur friends she meets at Play Dog Play doggy daycare. I’ve also licensed her, which

you can now do online for $27 a year, to help the city better account for dog owners and allocate funds appropriately.

Queen City residents whose dog-related needs aren’t being met will soon have a chance to voice them. After publishing its report this fall, the Burlington Dog Task Force will solicit feedback from residents.

Will the city ever open more unfenced o -leash dog areas?

“I think it’s not a yes-or-no question,” Duke said. “It’s ‘Well, what are the details? What are the expectations? What is the enforcement?’”

For now, the onus remains on dog owners to be responsible for our dogs. I’m learning that that responsibility involves more than a judgment call; it means respecting the ordinances and the process, too. As someone who can’t imagine life without a pup, I now follow the leash laws to protect the dogs’ place in our city — and everyone else’s.

Dogs and their owners at a Burlington dog park

Special Teams

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Marshmallow was chewing on orange daylilies when I pulled into the driveway, while his lady friends — Hershey, Cookie and S’mores — grazed on an expensive salad of terraced landscaping. “The Sweets,” as the pygmy goats are collectively called, eat well at their 20-acre home in Stowe, but the flower beds are officially off-limits. So Antonio Rodriguez, the groundskeeper everyone calls Tony, silently shooed them away with what must have been a Jedi mind trick.

A native of Mexico, Rodriguez grew up with livestock, and all 14 animals on this farm seem to trust him intuitively. The miniature ponies or “minis” — Thunder, who’s blind, and his one-eyed son, Lightning — trail behind him like he’s the Pied Piper. So do the Sweets, who otherwise obey nothing but their own insatiable curiosity.

“I love animals,” Rodriguez said with a thick accent and gentle smile. “They follow me everywhere.”

I came to this beautiful mountaintop farm following an unusual lead. While I was reporting a story about the Phoenix, a new art gallery and performance space in Waterbury, cofounder Joseph Pensak

BY KEN PICARD • ken@sevendaysvt.com

suggested I interview his business partner, artist and furniture maker TR Risk, whose name alone piqued my interest.

“You have to go see his goatel,” Pensak added.

“Go tell?” I asked, confused.

“Goatel,” he clarified. “As in a hotel for goats.”

The goatel exists, I discovered, though it’s nothing you can book through an online travel site. It’s a shelter for goats that is also a physical embodiment of the property owner’s love of animals, especially those that have fallen on hard times. Terry Meis, their generous and quirky benefactor, belongs to a famous National Football League family more commonly associated with back-to-back Super Bowl wins than with eyeless equines and unruly ungulates.

“The odder they are, the more I love them,” Meis told me about her menagerie of rescued creatures. “My kids joke that ‘If there’s a donkey that walks backwards, it’s gonna end up with you.’”

I was greeted on the farm by Risk,

whom Meis brought to Vermont from Philadelphia in 2020 to renovate a large 19th-century barn and convert it into dwellings for animals and humans. The horse and pony stalls are now on the ground floor, the human quarters upstairs. The goats seem to go wherever they please, especially when doors are left ajar, though they prefer the impressive views of Mount Mansfield from the loft.

Since completing work on the barn, Risk has done other projects for Meis, including converting a dilapidated chicken coop into an outdoor bar and firepit. A cool hangout spot, it appears to be the only building on the grounds not routinely inhabited by critters.

Risk, a self-described “freestyle creator” who’s known Meis for years, scored the ideal assignment in Stowe, one that blends his expertise as a builder, highend furniture maker and artist with his fondness for animals.

“I’ve had some amazing projects in my career, but this one,” he said, clutching his chest, “is forever in my heart.”

Building animal enclosures wasn’t previously his forte, though Risk was once hired to craft one for an unusual house pet.

“I worked for a pig once,” he said. “He was an indoor pig, and he was enormous … But my son’s in college, so I’ll build a zebra cage if you need one.”

Like everyone else at the Meis farm except Rodriguez, Risk knew little about goats until the animals arrived last year. He crafted the goatel from scratch, with little planning or forethought.

“It’s an intuitive process,” he said. “Nobody knows really what it’s going to be. I just know what [function] it’s going to serve.”

Naturally, the goats had their own plans, which involved trying Risk’s patience as much as possible.

“They’re extremely mischievous and extremely fun to be with,” he said as we entered the “goat zone,” where Risk is building a new, larger goatel. “They steal my tools. They take my bucket of screws and purposely knock it over. I bend over to use my saw, and they bite my butt. I’m like, ‘Seriously, Marshmallow?’”

The first goatel is no bigger than a tool locker, because the goats were tiny when Meis adopted them. She’d heard that a farm in southern Vermont was overrun with goats and needed to thin the herd.

Initially, Meis planned to take just two females, but she was told she’d want a billy goat to “keep the girls in line,” she said. She chose Marshmallow, an all-white male, to accompany Hershey and Cookie, both black-and-white females.

“But then S’mores, the tricolor one, was just sitting there by herself,” she said. “So we had to take S’mores, too.”

The goatel started as just a shelter from the wind and rain. Then Risk added a long ramp that ascends to a roof deck, where the goats can survey their domain and scope out the next flower bed to raid. At first, Meis worried they might fall off the slanted roof, but the goats proved sure-footed.

At 12 by 13 feet, the new goatel has more than double the living space of the first, with windows, ledges for perching, a covered porch, and a decorative front door that Risk built eight years ago for a different project, using antique walnut and gingko. Outside, he’s adding a jungle gym, tire swings, a bridge to the OG goatel and a second roof deck.

“I want it to be organic and one of a kind,” he said, “just like this property.”

No pigs live on Meis’ farm, but its connection to pigskin becomes obvious once you know where to look. One clue is hearing the names of some of the Labrador retrievers Meis has rescued over the years, including Franco and Steeler — the former a nod to Pro Football Hall of Fame running back Franco Harris.

TR Risk at the goat hotel in Stowe

MY KIDS JOKE THAT “IF THERE’S A DONKEY THAT WALKS BACKWARDS, IT’S GONNA END UP WITH YOU.”

TERRY MEIS

member of a famous NFL family keeps blind ponies, arthritic horses and a goat hotel in Vermont

Meis is a granddaughter of Art Rooney, founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and daughter of Pat Rooney, one of five brothers who now own the NFL team.

Though she’s lived in Stowe only since 2019, Meis attended the University of Vermont and has roots in the state that go back decades. Her father used to own the Green Mountain Race Track in Pownal, which operated from 1963 to 1993. For a time, she noted, it was the only racetrack in the country that ran both horses and greyhounds.

Meis now serves on the board of directors of the North Country Animal League in Morrisville. Her own farm isn’t a nonprofit; she just rescues animals when they’re the right fit.

The goats are relatively recent additions compared with Steeler and Franco. Franco, who didn’t know how to live indoors when Meis met him, had an autoimmune disorder called myeloencephalitis, or inflammation of the brain. Though the dog wasn’t expected to survive, Meis said, “I put my heart and soul into him,” and he lived another decade.

Peaches, one of her five current Labs, has congenital kidney dysplasia. Knowing the dog wasn’t likely to get adopted, Meis brought her home. Ditto for Mittens, a feral cat from NCAL that, Meis was told, would never allow humans to touch her. Now, Risk routinely brushes her fur and applies her flea collars. In return, Mittens keeps the barn free of mice.

After showing us the goatel, Risk led us to the horse paddock, where Zarro and GQ, both enormous Hanoverians, galloped up to receive carrots and apples. With fly masks covering their faces, they looked regal, like the stallions of medieval knights charging into battle.

“When I moved up here, I knew nothing about caring for horses,” Meis said. But soon after buying the property, she befriended Tracy Goldfine, thenexecutive director of NCAL, and agreed to take in a horse named Mari, which was missing all of its teeth. Mari arrived on the farm about the same time Meis did.

One morning, Meis recounted, she discovered Mari shivering and emailed Goldfine to ask what was wrong.

“She’s cold,” Goldfine replied.

“So what do I do?” Meis asked.

“Put a blanket on her.”

Acquiring horse sense took time, Meis confessed.

“Tony would watch me jackass my way up and down every day — cleaning the pasture, feeding the horse, sweating,” Meis said. “He was like, ‘Terry, do you know much about horses?’ I said, ‘Does it look like I know much about horses?’”

Eventually, Meis hit her stride. When she learned that horses are happier with a companion, she adopted Zarro, a champion jumper from Martha’s Vineyard that could no longer be ridden due to arthritis.

After Mari had to be euthanized, Zarro needed a companion. Meis learned about a retired jumper with health issues from a friend whose daughter worked at Cornell University’s Oxley Equestrian Center, and GQ joined Team Meis.

Lightning and Thunder, the miniature ponies, had their own previous careers in a traveling circus. When their elderly owner couldn’t care for them anymore, he surrendered them to the Dorset Equine Rescue.

“I went down and met them and was like, ‘Yep! They’re coming with me!’” Meis said.

Learning to care for the animals, she’s experienced plenty of barnyard baptism by fire. Last winter, when Lightning got dangerously ill, the vet instructed Meis to take him to an emergency equine hospital in New Hampshire. At the time, Meis had no horse trailer. Unable to find the sick pony a ride on short notice, she loaded him in her minivan, IV lines and all. While Lis Viilu, her property manager, drove the van, Meis rode in back with the mini.

Lightning recovered and was soon back with his father. Their reunion was a heartwarming moment that encapsulated why Meis does this work.

“The first time I introduced Lightning back to Thunder, they squealed and squealed. You would have cried, they were so missing each other,” she recalled.

To borrow a phrase from Steeler Nation, that’s an immaculate reception. ➆

Terry Meis feeding her miniature horses at home in Stowe

Into the Catosphere

Feeling the feline energy with the self-appointed keeper of stray cats in Burlington’s Old North End

STORY & PHOTO BY CHELSEA EDGAR

Michele Macy, age 61, stands about five foot six from the soles of her green rubber clogs to the summit of her hairdo, which is to coi ure what abstract expressionism is to painting. She cuts holes in the tops of her winter hats to accommodate it. She has lived in Burlington’s Old North End for going on 30 years and on Front Street for almost 10, in one unit of a Victorianstyle duplex owned by Champlain Housing Trust. She has held many jobs, including stints as a landscaper and as a crossing guard all over Burlington.

But her main occupation these days is tending to the neighborhood cat community, a vast little society that thrives under porches and in the forests of milkweed that proliferate along the sidewalks in the summer.

her front porch at all times, and she also tends to their higher needs. Shortly after I moved in, I found her crouched on the sidewalk one morning, doing Reiki on a tomcat whose girlfriend, one of several, had been missing for a few days. Michele talks about the cats as if they were old relatives.

“He was very troubled, Mr. Billows, a terribly troubled cat,” she once lamented. Mr. Billows was the name she’d given to a long-haired brown and orange cat who used to frequent her stoop. His fate remains a mystery.

“He had a very crunchy forehead,” she said. “A burrowing frown.”

“You mean a furrowed brow?” I said.

“Yes, a burrowed furrow.”

I met Michele when I sublet a room in the house next door to hers, in late spring 2020. I was lonely and bored and not sleeping much, which is how I discovered that Michele was usually awake before sunrise, putting out breakfast for the tomcats who were just slinking back from a night on the town.

Michele feels most at peace when she follows a cat’s circadian rhythms, she explained; she is active at dusk and dawn and restful in between. “I like to be very still and quiet. I’ve noticed that if I don’t do that, I get sick. I’ve been that way since I was little. And I’m still little,” she told me recently. “I’m very much like a child. I just don’t find being an adult a very fascinating arrangement.”

Michele knows the genealogies of all the Front Street cats, their alliances and feuds. She keeps water and food on

When I moved into my house, the backyard was a jungle of weeds up to my waist, enclosed by a fence that was not so much a fence as a series of warped and broken pickets, held in place by rusted wire and a vigorous grapevine that had woven itself around the pickets into a natural wattle. When I observed to Michele that this fence no longer seemed to serve any purpose, she informed me that my busted yard was in fact vital infrastructure for the neighborhood cats, who used it as a transit depot to get from Park Street one block to the east, where cars zoom at all hours, to the dead-end safety of Front Street.

Besides the numberless cats to which she ministers, Michele has two more or less full-time cats, both originally free-range — a gray tiger female named Tula and a gray tiger male that she and I refer to as The Boy. The Boy also sometimes lives with me.

This vaguely polyamorous situation began about two years ago, when The Boy first appeared in my backyard and then stuck around. He had white tube socks on his hind legs and a tail that curled

over his back like a question mark, the better to flaunt his little nut sack. If you rubbed his neck the right way, he would roll onto his side and show you his belly. More than once I saw him stalking a squirrel along a telephone wire 20 feet

Before I met The Boy, I had unexamined ideas about cat ownership, “ownership” being the operative word. I believed that if you fed a cat, let it into your house, took it to the vet regularly, neutered it and called it Crispy Critter in a baby voice, you and this cat somehow entered a contract that nullified the cat’s previous contracts. But The Boy wasn’t interested in giving up his previous contracts. As soon as he’d slept and eaten and exceeded his threshold for captivity in my house, he would yowl and paw at the doorknob, demanding to be released. He wanted to gallivant outdoors, and he wanted to hang out with Michele, who had also fallen in love with him.

I don’t blame The Boy for wanting to live with Michele. I’m the boring parent who makes him stick to his evening curfew; Michele is the whimsical one, his playmate and his protector. She sings to him and wakes up with him at 2 a.m. to go outside and look at the moon. I can never get him to come in when it rains, but Michele can. She lies next to him in the grass and finds fourleaf clovers, which she always gives to me.

In The Boy’s presence, she said, she feels attuned to a kind of magic, “a magnitude of energy.” I asked her if that energy was in some way connected to her sense of the divine — of God, maybe, or whatever you want to call it.

“‘Divine’ doesn’t seem like the right word,” she said. “Let’s make one up. What about … numbatious? NoomBASHius. Like numerous, numberless, numinous, capacious? Like infinity?”

Or, like a cat on a telephone wire, a conduit of something more than electricity. ➆

MICHELE KNOWS THE GENEALOGIES OF ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD CATS, THEIR ALLIANCES AND FEUDS.

Michele Macy and e Boy

Wrong Turn

How did a moose end up lost and afraid in Burlington?

BY STEVE GOLDSTEIN • sgoldstein@sevendaysvt.com

They say every picture tells a story, but not every one tells the whole story. On July 4, there appeared online and, later, in newspapers a photograph of a moose lying on a busy Burlington street, its rear hooves propped on a grassy curb, bare head in the roadway. It was, for many who passed by, an oddly disturbing sight.

Shortly after 6 p.m. on Independence Day, a car traveling east on Main Street from downtown was approaching Summit Street near the University of Vermont campus when a moose leaped in front of the vehicle. The driver had zero chance of stopping, according to campus police. The car su ered minor damage; the blow to the moose ultimately proved fatal.

Moose generally are not seen in the Queen City, especially not close to downtown. Their habitat is forested areas devoid of humans. Why, then, did this animal wander into the center of Vermont’s largest city? What drove it to a state of panic and into a busy street? The questions are unanswerable; we can only guess, using the knowledge of experts, based on the established behavior of these ungainly yet weirdly endearing creatures.

Although initial news reports said the animal was a juvenile male, it actually was a “healthy mature cow, or female, weighing about 650 pounds,” according to warden Jeremy Schmid of the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department. It wasn’t lactating, and no calf was seen with it.

Vermont’s moose population has declined to about 2,100 animals — less than half the size of the herd at its 2005 peak. Essex County is home to about half of them, and the vast majority live in the northeast corner of the state. (By comparison, Maine — with four times the land area of Vermont — is home to between 50,000 and 70,000 moose.)

The chief threat to Vermont moose is not cars but winter ticks. These parasites attach by the thousands and hang on for months, causing moose to experience significant blood loss, hair loss and even behavioral change. Moose in Vermont weigh less than they did 20 years ago. A recent study found that only half the calves survive their first winter — most of those deaths are caused by winter ticks.

Main Moose, as we shall call her, presented a rare case, but not in the way one might think.

Nick Fortin, Fish & Wildlife’s deer and moose project leader, said his department

hears about a moose wandering through Burlington at least once a year. But those moose generally stick to the fringes of town. They have been spotted in the Centennial Woods Natural Area, for example.

What made the Independence Day incident unusual was the juncture where nature and civilization collided. The majority of moose struck by cars in Vermont are hit as they try to cross interstates or rural roads in the Northeast Kingdom. Fortin was very surprised that “one actually got hit on a secondary road,” he said, since almost all motorist-moose collisions occur where vehicles are traveling at high speed.

Typical of her species, Main Moose would have avoided humans. Unfortunately, she took a route that led her into habitation instead of vegetation.

Ten years ago, a visiting moose provided researchers with a kind of map

showing how it got into Burlington. The route follows the Winooski River, then up a drainage near the Cumberland Farms on Riverside Avenue. An old-growth pine forest next to the cemetery at Mount Saint Mary’s Convent is a regular destination. From there, forest coverage is to be had all the way to the UVM campus.

Moose rely on trees for both sustenance and shelter, and they sometimes look for other tall objects, such as utility poles, to provide cover. Main Moose headed to the college grounds. Had her journey finished there, this story might have had a happy ending. Instead, she continued into a populous area where panic set in as she sought a safe place in vain.

A campus police o cer spotted Main Moose crossing Colchester Avenue near the UVM Medical Center, then walking across the lawn in front of the Fleming Museum of Art. She continued across campus until the o cer lost sight of her

on South Prospect Street. Minutes later, a radio call came in, saying a car had hit the moose on Main Street.

When police arrived, the driver was out of her car, visibly shaken and upset. The moose “came out of nowhere,” she told police, adding that she never saw the animal as she was passing Summit Street. The collision was jarring; there was a large dent on the driver’s side front panel.

Main Moose was badly hurt but alive, struggling to regain her feet yet unable to do so. Police directed the driver to move her car farther away to provide more space. A crowd was forming, so police blocked o some lanes and diverted tra c.

Seeing that the animal was critically injured, officials decided to humanely dispatch Main Moose. Complications arose. A .22 rifle at hand was deemed insu cient for the task, but a .40 caliber weapon was thought to potentially endanger the growing number of onlookers. Discussions ensued. Burlington police were contacted because the moose now lay outside the jurisdiction of the campus cops. Time passed.

What had brought Main Moose to this fateful place? Collective wisdom suggested that she was spooked by the Independence Day fireworks the previous night. Yet that show ended more than 20 hours before Main Moose bolted onto Route 2.

More likely, what spooked her was people. Many were out and about on the holiday. Once she left the verdant campus, she would have encountered people and tra c along the busy road, which would have been disorienting and terrifying.

Forty-five minutes had elapsed since the collision. As if sensing the need to relieve the authorities of their quandary, Main Moose stopped struggling, laid her head on the pavement and died. A short time later, she was removed to a state facility where a warden from Fish & Wildlife extracted one of her teeth for analysis. Meat was harvested from the carcass under a program called Venison for Vermonters, which distributes roadkill to homeless shelters and food banks.

Every picture tells a story. This is the story the picture did not tell. ➆

This is a reconstruction of events as they might have happened based on information provided by Burlington and University of Vermont police, the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department, and experts in animal tracking. It is not a fully factual account.

MOOSE GENERALLY ARE NOT SEEN IN THE QUEEN CITY, ESPECIALLY NOT CLOSE TO DOWNTOWN.

SARAH CRONIN

The Humane Society of Chittenden County More Than Just Adoptions

Founded in 1901 by a group of concerned community members, the Humane Society of Chittenden County has been serving animals and people for 122 years and counting. The organization takes in more than 1,400 animals each year and welcomes as many as 20,000 visitors annually.

Most people might know the Humane Society of Chittenden County because that’s the shelter where they adopted their pet, but there’s more to the organization than you might think!

Its mission is to ensure that every pet has a loving home and that every pet owner has access to the resources they need to give those pets happy, healthy lives. Here are just a few ways the Humane Society of Chittenden County meets that mission.

HELPING HANK

“For our family, it means a lot to have the Community Pet Clinic available to us. We both work full-time jobs and still can’t afford to bring our animals to a regular vet. The Community Pet Clinic is fast, efficient and welcoming. I’m very thankful to have this service!”

—Laurie, Hank’s owner

COMMUNITY PET CLINIC

Affording or obtaining medical care or basic preventative services can be a challenge. The Community Pet Clinic can help. It offers low-cost veterinary services for owned cats and dogs, including vaccines, microchips, nail trims, minor diagnostics, spay and neuter, and more. For local residents

who are unable to afford necessary medical care, the clinic also offers special grants, such as Kira’s Fund (for cat spay/neuter surgeries) and the Rainy Day Fund (for emergency surgical procedures).

Learn more and book an appointment at hsccvt.org/community-petclinic or call 802-923-9028.

GOOD NEIGHBOR PROGRAM

Local families who are experiencing a crisis and are working with a social support agency can find shelter and care for their pets through the Good Neighbor Program. From victims of flooding and domestic violence to folks who find themselves in the hospital with no one to care for their beloved pets, this confidential program provides essential support to community members going through a difficult time so they can reunite with their pets when their crisis or emergency has resolved. Pets participating in the Good Neighbor Program receive any needed vaccines, spay/neuter surgery, a warm place to rest, healthy meals and plenty of TLC — all at no cost to the pet’s owner.

“The Good Neighbor Program was such an amazing and seamless experience for me and my cat Chloe. It literally saved my life, and I’m so grateful,” a recent GNP client said.

FREE PET FOOD SHELF

Need help providing food for your pet?

The Humane Society of Chittenden County maintains a free pet food shelf in its lobby, where owners can find food and other supplies during open lobby hours: Tuesday through Friday, 1 to 5 p.m., and Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

SPAY THE MOM

Do you have a pregnant or nursing cat or dog? The Spay the Mom program provides free spay surgery, vaccines and microchipping for mom — and finds homes for her babies. The Humane Society of Chittenden County provides care for the families until they can be safely separated, and Mom is returned to her owners after her spay. Spay the Mom serves as both a surrender-prevention program and a way to reduce the number of unexpected litters and unwanted/ homeless animals in the community. Learn more at hsccvt.org/ surrender-prevention.

STM puppy Bourbon, adopted July 2023

PRODUCED BY 7D BRAND STUDIO AND THE HUMANE SOCIETY OF CHITTENDEN COUNTY

The Community Pet Clinic at the Humane Society of Chittenden County

TNR (TRAP-NEUTERRETURN)

Caring for a feral cat? This program offers humane trap rentals and TNR services for feral cats who can return to their original location with a dedicated caretaker. These services are free for local cats and include spay/neuter, ear tip and vaccines. Contact the Community Pet Clinic for more information.

How to Help

As an independent, nonprofit organization, the Humane Society of Chittenden County relies on generous support from the community. Here are a few different ways to get involved:

MAKE A DONATION

When you donate to the Humane Society of Chittenden County, you help strengthen vital community programs and services. Your donation also allows the organization to care for and rehome more than 1,400 dogs, cats and small animals each year. Learn more at hsccvt.org/donate.

ADOPT A PET

All are welcome to visit the South Burlington campus, Tuesday through Friday, 1 to 5 p.m., and Saturday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.! You don’t need an appointment to come in to adopt, but there’s a “first come, first served” adoption process, so it’s a good idea to come early, with your adopter profile already filled out. Find out which pets are still looking for their new homes and fill out your adopter profile at hsccvt.org/ pet-adoption.

HUMANE EDUCATION PROGRAMS

Hundreds of children and teens attend humane education programs at the South Burlington campus throughout the year, including the very paw-pular Animal Welfare Warriors, Humane Heroes and Camp Paw Paw. These opportunities cultivate positive relationships between humans and animals by teaching kids about animals through a lens of kindness and empathy. Students learn how to advocate for animals in need and educate others about the important role animal shelters play in our community.

Here’s what a couple of Camp Paw Paw campers had to say:

“If you’re an animal lover, this camp is for you,” said Sasha, age 9.

“I fell in love with all the animals on my first day, and I feel like there’s just a really good vibe here,” said Ruth, age 8. Learn more about these humane education programs at hsccvt.org/ education-and-outreach. 

FOSTER AN ANIMAL

From bottle-fed kittens to senior dogs, some of the shelter’s most vulnerable residents benefit tremendously from foster care. Fostering also opens up space at the Humane Society facility for additional animals. Read more about the foster program at hsccvt.org/foster-care.

SPONSOR AN ANIMAL

Have room in your heart but not your home for one of the animals up for adoption at the Humane Society? The Heart to Heart program allows you to

symbolically sponsor an animal in the organization's care while they wait for their new family. Sign up to sponsor an animal at hsccvt.org/ heart-to-heart.

HONOR A LOVED ONE

Whether you're paying tribute to a beloved person or family pet, honor and memorial gifts give you the opportunity to make a meaningful contribution to help animals in need. Honor and memorial gifts are also a special alternative to a traditional birthday, anniversary or holiday gifts. Find out which personalized gift feels right for your loved one at hsccvt. org/honor-memorial-gifts.

LEAVE YOUR LEGACY TO THE ANIMALS

Making a planned gift to the Humane Society of Chittenden County is a meaningful way to carry forward your compassion and concern for animals, and a wonderful way to thank every animal who has touched your life. Read more about planned giving at hsccvt.org/legacy-and-planned-giving or call 802-862-0135, ext. 12 for more information.

ATTEND A FUNDRAISER

Want to socialize with fellow animal lovers while supporting a great cause? Attend one of the Humane Society’s fun events, including the upcoming Bark & Brew series on Thursday evenings. Find details at hsccvt.org/news-and-events

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Camp Paw Paw

Treat Me Right

A Seven Days canine staffer samples new offerings from Vermont dog bakeries

BY CLEO SHAPIRO

Mom feeds me really good dog food. It’s a mixture of fresh meat, usually turkey or pork, with fruits and vegetables. She’s fussy about the treats I eat, too. She favors healthy ones with simple ingredients. For my part, I’m not so picky. I’d just as soon grab a discarded pizza crust or chunk of chicken burrito o the street.

But I was all wags when she asked me to sample a few of the latest luxuries from Vermont dog bakeries. House-baked pup treats seem to be all rover the place these days. When Mom buys co ee or her own goodies at Barrio Bakery, Leunig’s Petit Bijou or Kestrel Co ee Roasters in Burlington, each spot has jars of homemade dog delights for sale, too.

The bakers behind the three lines of treats I tested told Mom that they aim to give dogs the benefit of the bounty grown and produced in Vermont. They source as many ingredients locally as they can — the same

stu they eat themselves — with animal nutrition standards in mind.

They figure dogs like me don’t give a howl about how a treat looks or whether it has fancy icing. “It matters more what’s in them and how they’re made, which is with organic and local ingredients, and we make them all by hand,” Vermont Dog Eats owner Elisa Garcia-Rey said. “It’s just good whole food.”

My first lick of homegrown treats was at the Vermont Dog Eats tent at the Burlington Farmers Market when I was a puppy. Mom had me try all the flavors, and I liked every one.

Garcia-Rey started Vermont Dog Eats in 2012 at her home in Burlington and later expanded into a shared production space in Colchester. She moved into the first dedicated Vermont Dog Eats kitchen on State Street in Montpelier late last year

and opened a retail store in May. The shop had samples and a photo booth spot where pet parents could outfit their dogs with a flowered lei or crown and sit them for a portrait under a chalkboard thought bubble.

Then, last month, the floods came and ruined Vermont Dog Eats’ shop and kitchen. Garcia-Rey lost as many as 300 bags of treats on the drying racks. Two chest freezers floated in the water, which killed the compressors, spoiling about $7,000 worth of fish, meats and other perishables.

The drying process hardens the formulas into crunchy cookies and gives the preservative-free treats a longer shelf life. Vermont Dog Eats uses all-organic ingredients, including pork from Full Moon Farm in Hinesburg and beef from Stony Pond Farm in Fairfield.

“It’s not just about the quality of the food and knowing … [it] doesn’t have pesticides [and] it’s been grown sustainably,” said Garcia-Rey, who now lives in Waitsfield. “It’s also just supporting the farmers who are doing that. Not only are they being responsible in the way they’re running their farms and treating their animals, but ultimately they’re being more responsible for the planet in the way they’re farming.”

Sold in five-ounce paper bags, Vermont Dog Eats products are still available at many stores and via the company’s website. The Montpelier shop got new drywall and a new floor, and Garcia-Rey resumed baking there this week, though reopening the store will take longer, she said.

Last year, Vermont Dog Eats released a new recipe, Paco’s Tacos ($12), with black beans from Vermont Bean Crafters, corn and cheese. Each flavor carries the name of a dog from Garcia-Rey’s extended family.

Mom’s favorite to buy is Tico’s Tasties ($12), made with sockeye salmon wildcaught in Alaska and transported frozen to Vermont by Starbird Fish. Each treat has flecks of organic kale in a base of barley and rye flours. Some dogs have wheat allergies that make them itch, so their parents look for wheat-free treats. I’m not so sensitive, but Mom thinks it’s worth avoiding the risk of extra vet visits.

On the floor of our living room, Mom set a Tico’s Tastie beside a Paco’s Taco, a pumpkin-and-peanut-butter Baron’s Bite ($10), and a Tootsie’s Tidbit ($12) made of apple, cheddar and rye flour. I went for the Tidbit first, then the Paco’s Taco. Obviously, I like cheese. Finally, I crunched up the last two.

So many dog biscuits are crunchy that Beckie-Ann LaConte decided to create soft alternatives for Daisy, her Treeing Walker Coonhound. Over the holidays last year, she packaged several batches as gifts for friends and family, who told her their pups loved them. That convinced her to start Daisy Bug’s Dog Bakery early this year in her Winooski kitchen.

She sells treats in five-ounce bags at dog-focused events at local breweries, including 1st Republic Brewing in Essex, 14th Star Brewing in St. Albans and Switchback Brewing in Burlington, as well as at pop-ups at Lone Pine Campsites in Colchester and markets in Essex.

“I love meeting new humans and talking about their dogs,” LaConte told Mom, who feels the same way.

Daisy Bug’s pliable Walker Bones

Cleo choosing between two dog treats

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New Version of the Kitchen Table to Open in Richmond

A restaurant with a familiar name will open in Richmond when the KITCHEN TABLE launches on September 6 in the historic brick building vacated by Vermont Fine.

Vermont Fine, which closed after nine months on July 19, took over 1840 West Main Street from the Kitchen Table Bistro. The latter restaurant, owned by chefs LARA and STEVE ATKINS, operated for 19 years before shuttering in late 2021.

The new spot’s moniker is purposefully missing the “bistro,” said the Kitchen Table’s general manager, ADAM TRUE. “The cuisine is going to be more homey and accessible,” True said. “We will be a bit more relaxed in service.”

True worked with the restaurant’s ownership group of silent partners to hire two seasoned local chefs: CRAIG ANTHONY, former assistant director of operations for WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK in Winooski, and pastry chef SAMANTHA

LACROIX, most recently of BURLINGTON BEER

While True said he hopes that the

Kitchen Table name and reputation will attract customers, he cautioned that the team does not plan to replicate the menu or atmosphere of the original bistro. Just a few signature dishes — such as the cider-steamed mussels with grilled bread, smoked bacon and aioli — will make a reappearance.

The new restaurant will continue to offer an elegant special-occasion venue while also being more familyfriendly, with some rooms designed for casual meals, True said. In that regard, he sees it as following in the tradition of Chequers Country Restaurant, which preceded the Kitchen Table Bistro.

The Kitchen Table will open initially for dinner only. True expects to add breakfast, brunch and lunch, along with takeout pastries and prepared foods, gradually over the next year.

“Everyone has fond memories of being around a kitchen table,” True said of the name. “We’re confident that we’re going to make it our own.”

Westfield-Based Butterworks Farm and Dairy Products Business for Sale

BUTTERWORKS FARM, the pioneering Westfield farm with a line of regionally distributed organic dairy products, is for sale, according to co-owner CHRISTINE LAZOR. Her parents, Jack and ANNE LAZOR, cofounded the farm and business in

1976. Christine, 44, and her husband, COLLIN MAHONEY, 50, began running Butterworks Farm with a small team as Jack became increasingly incapacitated

From left: Craig Anthony, Adam True and Samantha LaCroix at the Kitchen Table

Pie It Forward

Rokeby Museum supporters bake pies and share tips ahead of a Ferrisburgh fundraiser

STORY & PHOTOS BY MELISSA PASANEN • pasanen@sevendaysvt.com

“My mother’s a wonderful baker, but she hates pie,” Maisie Howard said as she demonstrated her self-taught pie technique last week. “She did make my apron, though,” the 42-yearold added while rolling out chilled, allbutter dough in her Hinesburg kitchen.

Howard’s bright pinafore bore images of a dozen di erent lattice-crusted and cream-topped beauties, along with pumpkin and fresh strawberry pies. It previewed the bounty to be offered this Sunday, August 13, at the annual Rokeby Museum Pie & Ice Cream Social fundraiser that Howard coordinates as a volunteer.

For $8, attendees can dig into a generous sixth of a pie with ice cream. The social also features live music, lawn games and free entry to the National Historic Landmark in Ferrisburgh, which was home to four generations of Quaker abolitionists and a stop on the Underground Railroad. The event raises $3,000 to $4,000 a year for the museum. Rokeby is currently updating its main exhibit, which brings to life the stories of former slaves who found refuge there in the 1830s.

About 20 volunteers will bake homemade pies, some of them gluten-free, Howard said. Gilfeather’s Fine Provisions in Ferrisburgh and Poorhouse Pies in Underhill also donate pies. Ben & Jerry’s contributes ice cream to top slices ranging from chocolate-pecan to the peach-blueberry Howard made last week to freeze unbaked.

Last year, about 275 people ate through 65 pies, which sold out 10 minutes before the event’s close. “We’re shooting for 70 pies this year,” Howard said. She will contribute four to six. All varieties are welcome, although cream pies are discouraged because they’re hard to keep chilled.

Among the most prolific bakers is Brett Walker of Richmond, whose partner is on the Rokeby board. “My goal is 14 this year,” Walker, 54, said by phone. He will make about half ahead and freeze them unbaked.

Like Howard, Walker is a self-taught pie baker; he relies on science-based recipe sources such as America’s Test Kitchen. His crusts contain about twothirds butter for flavor and the balance in shortening for flakiness.

Walker’s roster includes chocolate brownie, crumb-topped peach-bourbon, and an unusual blueberry-orange

containing a whole orange simmered and puréed with some of the blueberries.

Given the event’s mid-August date, Howard said blueberry pies abound. Her family picked blueberries at Williston’s Isham Family Farm to combine with Pennsylvania peaches for her demo pie.

Howard has refined her process through well-documented trial and error, but she said she learned a fruit filling tip — “Really pack it in there” — from an early pastry job at the long-shuttered Village Cup in Jericho.

She recently started using a stand mixer for her all-butter dough because it retains some butter chunks, which yield a flakier crust. To finish the dough, she uses ice water, although she knows cold vodka improves tenderness by inhibiting gluten formation. “I don’t have room for the bottle in my freezer; it’s full of chicken nuggets,” the mother of two said with a laugh.

Howard always adds lemon zest and

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juice to fruit and prefers thickening the filling with cornstarch or tapioca starch over flour. When freezing fruit pies for later baking, she uses more thickener to absorb the extra water from freezing.

As she assembled her pie, Howard divulged another liquid-reduction trick: a couple tablespoons of bread crumbs sprinkled across the bottom crust. After weaving a lattice crust, she tightly wrapped the pie in two layers of plastic, to which she would later add a layer of foil. Before baking the frozen pie, she will brush the crust with heavy cream and sprinkle it with coarse sugar.

But looks aren’t everything, Howard noted: “The thing about pie is that it doesn’t have to be perfect because it’s going to taste good no matter what.”

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Pie & Ice Cream Social, Sunday, August 13, 1-4 p.m., at Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh. Free; cost of food. rokeby.org

Maisie Howard making a lattice piecrust

Above: Adding lemon zest to peach-blueberry pie filling. Below: Lattice piecrust in process

($10) blend oat flour, bananas and peanut butter. I gobbled them up, but the Blueberry Carrot Drops ($12) really brought on the drool. They’re an irresistible combination of chunky carrots and blueberries, oat flour, coconut oil, and eggs from the chickens of LaConte’s partner’s father.

I didn’t try other Daisy Bug’s options, such as the Pizza Stars ($11.75), which combine tomato paste, basil, parsley and cheese; and Dizzle Donuts ($15 for four), made of banana and peanut butter with a carob frosting.

Because they’re soft, Daisy Bug’s treats need to go in the refrigerator, where they’ll last a couple of months.

It shocked me to learn that LaConte lets her pet rats, Bolt and Swift, test her treats alongside Daisy. In my prey-driven mind, rats are to dine on, not dine with. But as long as they’re contributing to the yumminess coming from LaConte’s bakery, I guess I’m OK with it.

To keep dogs like me safe, pet treat makers such as LaConte need to make sure they have the right labeling for their packages and documentation for their business, as required by the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, Food and Markets. Manufacturers must also register their products, paying an annual fee of $105 for each, and labeling has to include a guaranteed analysis for protein, fat, fiber and moisture.

One of the downsides of dog cookies made with top-quality, human-grade ingredients is that Mom sometimes tries them, which seems unfair. I don’t get to taste her chocolate croissants or scallion pancakes. She said it’s because chocolate and onions are dangerous for dogs, but my gut tells me she just wants them to herself.

Sarah Howley has added pup delicacies to her lineup of pastries for humans with her Winooski-based business Only Cannoli, which she launched in 2022. When she began doing more outdoor events in the spring, she decided customers’ dogs should enjoy their own Italian-inspired indulgences, which she calls Doggie ’Nolis.

Howley needed a canine-oriented creator, so she reached out to the humans at Local Maverick, a Burlington business that brings together Vermont makers. They connected her with Bellcate School Dog Treats, a vocational operation at the independent school for young people with disabilities in

Essex. Students there learn all types of workplace skills — handling sales and customer service, mixing and baking, packaging and delivery.

Bellcate’s teachers knew nothing about dog treats when they started the vocational program four years ago, school director Jesse Bell said. The production

team uses mostly local produce, Cabot cheddar cheese and Runamok maple syrup for the Maple Moose Treats ($9), plus moose antler powder from a business in Maine that collects shed antlers to turn into dog chews. Antlers provide some healthy minerals and nutrients to dogs.

Bellcate makes Carrot Beet Spinach Treats that I like — though I refuse to eat fresh carrots or spinach on their own. In the spring, the school added a new flavor, Calming Chamomile Honey Treats, as an alternative to CBD to soothe stressed pets, like during scary thunderstorms.

For the Doggie ’Nolis, Bellcate wraps pumpkin-and-peanut-butter shells around plastic tubes to bake them into curledup shapes. The shells are filled with pure peanut butter and have pup-safe colored sprinkles on the ends. Bellcate is developing its own decoration from dried yogurt flakes.

“That’s what makes them look kind of cool,” Bell said.

Howley charges $1 for a Doggie ’Noli, exactly what she pays Bellcate, so the school gets all the proceeds. She also does a Pup ’Noli, filling the Bellcate shell with her own whipped cream.

Several dogs have become Only Cannoli regulars. “They’ll eat it right in front of the tent,” Howley said. Some parents give their pups a ’Noli on the spot and take a few home. “That’s when you know that their dog is hooked.”

I’m right there with them. When Mom pulled out my Doggie ’Noli, I was so excited I couldn’t sit still. The peanut butter smelled scrumptious.

Impatient, I gave Mom a quick paw. She let me take a bite. Two bites later, the cannoli was gone. Treat testing is a pretty fun job.

I’m one lucky dog. ➆

Carolyn Shapiro is Cleo’s mom and helped her report this story.

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VERMONT DOG EATS, vermontdogeats.com

DAISY BUG’S DOG BAKERY, instagram.com/ daisybugsdogbakery

ONLY CANNOLI, onlycannolivt.com

BELLCATE SCHOOL DOG TREATS, bellcateschooldogtreats.com

ONE OF THE DOWNSIDES OF DOG COOKIES MADE WITH TOP-QUALITY, HUMAN-GRADE INGREDIENTS IS THAT MOM SOMETIMES TRIES THEM, WHICH SEEMS UNFAIR.

From left: Dizzle Donuts, Pizza Stars, Blueberry Carrot Drops and Walker Bones from Daisy Bug’s Dog Bakery

Cleo’s Vermont Dog Eats taste test

Doggie ’Nolis from Only Cannoli and Bellcate School Dog Treats

Slippery Subject

ree questions for sea lamprey and leech expert Michael Tessler

BY FRANCES CANNON

Imagine a beast from deep waters that resembles the hybrid of a leech, an eel and your worst alien nightmare.

The creature boasts rings of teeth that latch on to fl esh to suck the blood of its prey.

Now imagine eating it for dinner.

Michael Tessler is no stranger to bloodsucking monsters; he’s an expert on leeches and also studies sea lampreys. The assistant professor at St. Francis College in Brooklyn and American Museum of Natural History research associate attended Sterling College in Craftsbury, where he is a board trustee and frequent guest teacher.

Tessler understands that sea lampreys are despised by many Vermonters, especially those who fish, because they harm trout and salmon in Lake Champlain with those fearsome mouths.

The origin of sea lampreys in Lake Champlain is a mystery. Some historical evidence suggests that they were introduced through the Champlain Canal sometime after 1916. But genetic evidence indicates that the lake could harbor an indigenous population dating back more than 10,000 years.

There are at least four species of lamprey in Vermont, several of which are not even parasitic. Sea lampreys are parasites — hence their spooky nickname, “vampire fish.” The species is native to the Connecticut River basin and plays a vital role in the ecosystem, according to the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department.

However, their abundance and the damage they cause has made the fish a target of a biological control program, which includes the controversial use of lampricide that can also be harmful to other species.

By contrast, Tessler noted that in many regions and throughout history, lampreys have been treasured and protected. In Wired magazine last year, he wrote, “To ancient European elites, sea lamprey was a delicacy, with a scallop-like texture and an earthy taste. Julius Caesar rewarded his men with lampreys at banquets to celebrate victories.”

Lampreys are still eaten in parts of Europe, and Tessler said he knows a Cornell University professor who cooks lamprey Bordelaise for students annually. But, so far, no Vermont restaurant is serving lamprey chowder.

This raises the question: If sea lampreys could be fi shed and eaten, might that help control their population?

Seven Days recently discussed this and other slippery sea lamprey questions with Tessler.

How did you first become interested in sea lampreys?

I did my PhD on leeches. While sea lamprey are fishes instead of worms, they are functionally supersized leeches. Witnessing sea lampreys breeding in streams is a magical experience. They are large fish for a stream but are camouflaged. They are hyper-focused on breeding, so you can touch or pick them up. They improve ecosystems by bringing nutrients from oceans to freshwater bodies, as salmon are famous for doing. Maybe most people don’t get excited about scooping up a twofoot-long, eel-like fish, but it really brings out the frogcatching inner child in me.

What have you learned about lampreys in Vermont?

Sea lamprey populations have a fundamental contradiction: Many of their native populations are crashing due to environmental degradation, but the populations

in their non-native range are invasive and are targets for removal.

While the Lake Champlain population of sea lampreys is generally reviled, the native population in Vermont’s section of the Connecticut River and its tributaries has largely been ignored until recently. These natives bring nutrients all the way from the Atlantic Ocean to Vermont and then die after spawning, which boosts the local ecosystems.

Why don’t more people eat lamprey, particularly in the United States?

It’s not only that Americans are squeamish about eating sea lamprey; it turns out that lamprey in U.S. waters have too much mercury. They are parasites of top predators, so if those predators have much mercury in them, then the lamprey winds up with even higher concentrations of mercury. It is classic bioaccumulation.

So, sadly, we can’t easily eat away this invasive species problem. ➆

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by prostate cancer, with which he was diagnosed in 2010. He died at age 69 in late November 2020.

The farmland with the buildings is a separate legal entity from the dairy business. “It’ll be two separate sales, but ideally, someone will buy both,” Christine said. “We want the farm to continue being farmed and make the amazing products.”

The farm real estate includes the 167-acre conserved home farm, a post-and-beam granary crowned with a distinctive tower, and two homes where the elder Lazors and Christine’s family have lived, plus two parcels of about 170 acres in Westfield and North Troy. The family is waiting for a final appraisal to set a price on this package.

The dairy business includes the grass-fed Jersey herd of about 70; the farming and dairy processing equipment; and the Butterworks Farm product line of yogurt, kefir, heavy cream and buttermilk.

Butterworks products are distributed throughout the Northeast, including to regional locations of Whole Foods Market. Christine said gross sales have fluctuated between $1 million and $1.3 million in recent years. The family has valued that part of the operation at about $830,000.

The farm and business are listed for sale on Vermont Land Link.

A 2017 Seven Days cover story detailed how Jack and Anne were working on gradually shifting ownership of the farm and business to their only child and her husband. After Jack’s cancer diagnosis, he spent seven years on home dialysis for cancer-related kidney failure. Anne, now 71, su ered a stroke about a year ago. Christine said the toll of caring for Jack was heavy, and “farming really takes it out of you,” she added.

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Jack and Anne were honored in 2019 with a Vermont Agricultural Hall of Fame lifetime achievement award. Jack was especially active as a mentor to other farmers. He had very high standards and specific ideas about how Butterworks should be run, Christine recalled.

“The emotional journey we went through with my dad ... He was always looking for someone from outside to be a real farmer,” Christine said.

“We’ve been kind of burnt out for a really long time,” she acknowledged. “Until recently, we had some attachment — like, determination — that we were gonna make it work.”

Regarding the decision to sell the only home she’s ever known, as well as her family legacy, Christine said it has been hard but also a relief. “I’ve been there my whole life, with really focused involvement for more than 20 years. It’s been a privilege, and we’ve learned a lot,” she said. “It’s scary to let go.”

The family will probably keep one cow to milk for themselves, because Christine can’t imagine a life without cows, she said.

“We’re definitely sad but also hopeful,” she continued. “We’ve been working really hard at it, and now it’s somebody else’s turn to try.” ➆

MELISSA PASANEN

Christine Lazor and Collin Mahoney in 2017

CLASSICAL MUSIC

String Feverish

Beethoven meets butoh at Bread and Puppet eater

BY ERIK ESCKILSEN

Artists Peter Schumann and Charlie Morrow have built reputations from works set in wideopen spaces. Schumann, the founding impresario of Bread and Puppet Theater, has for decades staged live theater spectacles in the fields and forests of the troupe’s Glover farm. Sound and intermedia artist/entrepreneur Morrow, who divides his time between Barton and Helsinki, Finland, has created pieces that spanned entire cities and plumbed ocean depths; his 1982 “Toot N Blink” put two fleets of ships in dialogue on Lake Michigan.

Fans of these longtime collaborators might be surprised to learn that Morrow’s new work, dedicated to Schumann, explores a confined interior: the psyche of Ludwig van Beethoven. Its performers are not mirthful melodramatists clad in white for a Bread and Puppet show but, rather, classical musicians in the black uniform of the highbrow concert scene.

The piece is Morrow’s “recomposition” of Beethoven’s Grosse Fuge — aka Grand Fugue — with “seven stretches,” or what Schumann called “elongations,” of select musical passages.

The Kompass Quartet, composed of young string players who met at New York University, has been performing Morrow’s interpretation of Beethoven’s famously challenging Grosse Fuge in Bread and Puppet’s rustic, dirt-floored Paper Mâché Cathedral every Saturday afternoon since July 15. It will play three more shows through August 26, each followed by the Bread and Puppet pieces “Idiots of the World Unite Against the Idiot System” and “Mother Dirt Church Services.”

In characteristic Bread and Puppet fashion, the shows pull back the lens to wider-world issues as the cast bears signs, dons masks, carries puppets, dances and makes music in playful but pointed political commentary.

Classical music may sound at odds with the critical thrust and cheap-art aesthetic of Bread and Puppet. In fact, Grosse Fuge aligns well with the theater’s experimental, expressionistic spirit. While puppets and pageantry are absent, the music compels attention to its arresting themes, plaintive moods and extended passages — Morrow’s “stretches.” The resulting sonic experience is more journey through mental states than mere song.

That Grosse Fuge was one of Beethoven’s last string quartets is significant to Morrow, as it conveys the German composer’s “sense of the next world … a vision of heaven,” he said.

As with much of Morrow’s art, this piece emerges from a global consciousness. He cites Japanese butoh dance — with its slow, focused movements and evocation of life and death — as a strong influence. It’s the appropriate mode for capturing Beethoven near the end of his

life, completely deaf, “as though his mind had wandered,” Morrow said.

In developing the work, “I was traveling with him,” the artist added. Morrow treated every stretch “like a little story,” he said, each striking a di erent tone — from a gentle rhythm to a scream to cellist Victoria Lin’s clocklike pizzicato plucking.

Bringing in Lin and her Kompass peers — Jessica Gehring (violin), Matthew Ryan (viola) and Jade Schoolcraft (violin) — was “the answer to everyone’s prayers,” Morrow said. In January he asked the Craftsbury Chamber Players to take on his Grosse Fuge and variations, but they were already in rehearsals for their current season. So Fran Rowell, the group’s music director, networked to find Kompass. She didn’t require the quartet to audition — only to trust that this late endeavor would all work out.

“We jumped on it and said, ‘This is going to form up,’” Rowell recounted. “We’ve made it happen, not in an orderly fashion that was set six months in advance, but it’s exactly what we said we were going to do, and we’re doing it.”

Bringing ambitious classical musicians to Vermont for summer residencies has been part of the Chamber Players’ long history, which dates back to the 1960s. Rowell’s stepmother, Mary Anthony Cox Rowell, a former Juilliard School faculty member who died in 2019, cofounded the

e Kompass Quartet performing Grosse Fuge at Bread and Puppet eater’s Paper Mâché Cathedral

Chamber Players and started the tradition. Kompass has now become part of it.

In addition to performing Morrow’s work at Bread and Puppet, Kompass has joined the Chamber Players’ concert program. Rowell described the Kompass musicians as “young adults with goals. We are not setting their goals for them.” In addition to a car and a place to live for the season — and then another car when the first one’s exhaust pipe fell off — her group has offered “guidance and experience,” she said. “Nothing replaces that.”

Violinist Gehring gave herself a “pat on the back” for holding her own with the Chamber Players. “We’re making music with people who are successful in what we want to do,” she said. “We’re keeping up with the seasoned professionals … Hey, we can do this.”

Viola player Ryan also appreciated the challenge of performing compositions unfamiliar to him, such as a Felix Mendelssohn octet, without much preparation. He

up to the challenge. He was quick to note, however, that Beethoven had already set the bar exceptionally high. In Beethoven’s time, “This was one of the gnarliest pieces written for a string quartet,” he said. “They thought he was nuts.” It’s a work marked by “crazy rhythms,” Rowell added, and “melodies trailing each other … stacked up.”

Morrow’s work challenges the musicians to execute Beethoven’s plan as well as Morrow’s imagined sense of the composer’s many moods. For cellist Lin, this makes the transitions tricky. “Immediately you have to change your headspace,” she said.

In the Paper Mâché Cathedral, its weathered walls inset with ranks of human figurines — like denizens of a dreamscape — the music opens into an engrossing inner world. It is, by turns, a lively world full of what Gehring calls “fighting rhythms” and also languorous — with the stillness, for Morrow, of breathing.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE GNARLIEST PIECES WRITTEN FOR A STRING QUARTET.

credited NYU with training him to learn “lots of music really fast and get it to a performance-ready state,” he said.

Morrow knew Grosse Fuge would require musicians with “the agility and the muscular strength to move in slow motion,” he said. Schoolcraft noted another challenge in the stretches. Whereas another composition might o er a rest here and there, Morrow’s piece pushes “straight through,” she said, calling for uncommon concentration on its peculiar timing.

“I feel like that, in some ways, is harder than the physicality,” she said. “If I lose concentration for two seconds in the stretch, I don’t know where I am.”

Morrow praised Kompass for being

For a beaming Schumann in attendance, whose a nity for Beethoven and chamber music goes back to his youth in Germany, the experience is “enormous.” It’s neither a circus nor puppet theater, but his old friend Morrow has created something that, in its own curious way, is at home at Bread and Puppet.

“It’s overwhelming, what Charlie did,” Schumann said. ➆

INFO

Saturdays through August 26: e Kompass Quartet, 2 p.m., free, followed by “Idiots of the World Unite Against the Idiot System,” 3 p.m., and “Mother Dirt Church Services,” 4:30 p.m., $10, at Paper Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet eater, in Glover. breadandpuppet.org

Thank you to everyone involved in the Community Health Centers’ 10th annual “Salud” event!

Our event, held in person for the first time since 2019, raised funds in support of CHC’s important mission to provide quality health care to all within our community.

Vigilante Wit

Book

BY MARGOT HARRISON • margot@sevendaysvt.com

Repetition is a mainstay of comedy: the return of the same pratfall or catchphrase over and over. Repetition is also central to tragedy; Sigmund Freud called it the “return of the repressed.” Caren Beilin’s novel Revenge of the Scapegoat, winner of the 2023 Vermont Book Award for fiction, is both comedy and tragedy. It’s structured by repetition, with an ending that echoes its opening. And the catalyst for its action is the return of objects from the protagonist’s past that she hoped never to see again.

Iris, an adjunct college writing teacher in Philadelphia, considers herself the family scapegoat. When she was in her teens, she received two letters from her father that she saw as encapsulating his hatred for her. Now 36, she’s left all that behind — until one day both letters reappear in a UPS package from her father.

While Dad claims he was innocently decluttering the family homestead, Iris greets the letters as if they were a missive from the Unabomber. She describes them as “things that had torn through me as a teenager sent as a totally perverse encore … like an insane boomerang the stars had drilled strings in.” Desperate to escape the memories, she trades her house for a beater car, drives the car until it gives out, renames herself Vivitrix Marigold and takes a job as a cowherd at a hilariously highbrow rural art museum called the mARTin.

Beilin

If this sounds like an overreaction, it is. But Iris’ odyssey makes perfect sense within the comically skewed universe of Beilin’s experimental fiction, where the confessional meets the surreal.

An assistant professor at Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts who lives in Bennington, Beilin is also the author of the nonfiction Blackfishing the IUD and the memoir Spain. Like many younger

documentary realism in the events at the mARTin, where Iris encounters “heartstepping cows” from Germany. Originally bred to catch escapees from a concentration camp, they literally step on people’s hearts and have been imported for a performance art piece.

While the absurdism runs high in such scenes, nothing in them is random, including the Holocaust reference. One of the novel’s central motifs is physical su ering, which the heart-stepping cows threaten but mysteriously manage not to inflict.

“[Y]ou can’t simply make up a character,” Iris tells her writing students. “Pain springs them, bonkers, out of the walls and out of body parts.”

Pain is certainly a wellspring of creativity for Iris. Early in the novel, when her rheumatoid arthritis makes walking unbearable, she names her complaining feet after the autodidact retirees in Gustave Flaubert’s Bouvard and Pécuchet, “the one only lit majors and bookstore owners read.” From then on, Bouvard and Pécuchet are characters in this novel, too, kvetching and philosophizing about each agonizing step. They keep Iris company, and they keep us amused.

novelists with an academic background and an avant-garde bent, she embraces autofiction, or the merging of fiction with autobiography. Endnotes reveal that she lifted chunks of the book’s dialogue from recorded conversations with friends (with permission). The book’s last chapter consists of two photos that cement our identification of the author with her protagonist.

Given all this, Revenge of the Scapegoat reads as part memoir and part metaphor. There’s certainly more fancifulness than

Stu ed with references to literature, art and critical theory, Revenge of the Scapegoat might be unbearably pretentious if it weren’t so funny. The dialogues of Iris’ two feet bring to mind Samuel Beckett’s leavening of despair with humor in Waiting for Godot . Beilin has crack comic timing and a knack for pushing the boundaries of language while keeping it straightforward and readable.

Struggling to describe the insidious harm done by her father’s letters, Iris says language is “like a perfume or toxin spreading with infusing sensations, mindlessly.” One possible defense is to transform language itself.

Iris sprinkles her narrative with neologisms — “turmoilous,” “irresist,” “proxious,” “betwixted.” She describes the bold yellow of her jumpsuit as a “molten marigold sou é spilling out boldly onto Tilda Swinton’s complete oeuvre of Irigaray.” Swinton and Luce Irigaray are feminist icons, and the “burning color” reflects Iris’ sense of having been “burned alive by my dad.” While the metaphor may seem far-fetched, it conveys how, for Iris, marigold yellow is both a stigma — a mark of violence done — and a shield against further aggression.

The book is suffused with selfconsciousness about language and storytelling. Iris often pauses to recap advice she hands out to her writing students: Grammar is “marketing,” for instance. “[I]n fiction you don’t say everything unless you’re a man,” she notes after acknowledging that she neglected to describe a trip to the bathroom.

Beilin doesn’t take any of these dictates too seriously, though. In Iris’ telling, her students counter her pretensions to expertise with laments about their debts: “They said, ‘Iris, we can’t a ord to be here anymore.’” Just like their teacher, they speak and write most eloquently when the subject is their own pain.

Accepting the Vermont Book Award in May, Beilin spoke of the role of personal trauma in shaping the novel. Pain and trauma have become so central to modern literature that they inspired Parul Sehgal to write an influential 2021 New Yorker essay called “The Case Against the Trauma Plot,” which concludes that “The trauma plot flattens, distorts,

FROM REVENGE OF THE SCAPEGOAT

e package’s harm was very specific to me. I was my family’s scapegoat.

ere was hatred I was meant to hold in the place of a loved self. e letters included in the package delivered to me last July were some of the finest proof of that anyone has ever seen. But there was nothing political, nothing topical to it. is was my own personal turmoilous history with my people. Except that I wanted, most of all, for these letters, in that package, to be made public, to become a topic, that the public should really see this, and publishing should be like that, like a tactic. A book should be like a lot of spit. But who would publish me? Who publishes a person who’s sort of soaking in pain, who can’t always walk, employed only pretty much in name?

reduces character to symptom, and, in turn, instructs and insists upon its moral authority.”

While Iris’ inner wound is central to Revenge of the Scapegoat, the book reads more like an ironic reflection on the trauma plot — and all our trauma plots — than any kind of moralizing fable. Almost everyone Iris tells about the letters is skeptical. She sums up a colleague’s reaction as “You’re too good for these problems, and other things, politics, the socius … are way more interesting.” All the way to the novel’s wickedly clever dénouement, she encounters reactions that boil down to “Get over it, you know?”

Yet Iris can’t get over it, because the wound inflicted by her father’s letters is as irreducible and indelible as it is di cult to explain to anyone else. Turning language and narrative inside out seems to be her best bet for conveying the nature of a trauma that doesn’t fit into a tidy category — a trauma that connects her and her father as much as it separates them.

“A scapegoat does not believe, and I’ll say this twice, that anything coming out of her mouth can be heard,” Beilin writes. “Not without SCREAMING. Not without a trick.” She plays many tricks in this heady little novel, and the best of them is that she makes Iris’ tragicomic dilemma both relatable and accessible. ➆

Did writing exist in books anyway these days? I thought, perhaps very defensively. Maybe it didn’t.

Where does writing foment? Where does effulgence slip in the innerlining of which writing? at is what I meant.

Revenge of the Scapegoat by Caren Beilin, Dorothy, a Publishing Project, 176 pages. $16.95.

Many people who love horses view them as powerful, beautiful companions and athletes, and seek ways to strengthen the human-animal partnership. But it’s not always easy.

Horses’ first impulse if startled is to kick or run away, which poses a danger for human handlers. They’re herd animals with a complex social structure, but when domesticated, they’re made to live in barn stalls. They’re also expected to stand still to be groomed and shod, to travel in horse trailers, and to be ridden — all skills that need to be taught. Misunderstandings between humans and horses are legion.

Trafalgar Square Books, an influential horse book publisher based in Vermont, is helping the two species communicate.

The North Pomfret imprint publishes books and videos that cover training, competition, trail riding, dressage and dozens of other equestrian disciplines. Its titles o er wisdom on exercise routines for riders, horsemanship for kids, horse foot care and training racehorses to become riding horses. There are books on building confidence (for both human and horse), yoga for riders, and Pilates for horses.

The concept of working with the horse — as opposed to just commanding it — started gaining popularity in the 1980s. These days, finding ways of bettering this partnership is of widespread interest among riders. For Trafalgar Square, titles that teach humans the horses’ perspective are big sellers, such as recent hits Horse Brain, Human Brain: The Neuroscience of Horsemanship and Horse Speak: The Equine-Human Translation Guide

“There’s a great deal of interest in horses as thinking, sentient beings and looking into the horse’s emotional life, versus just using them,” said managing director Martha Cook, who has been working at Trafalgar Square since she graduated from college in 1987. “They’re not just beasts of burden.”

Trafalgar Square got its start as a distributor in the early 1970s, when Caroline Robbins, a rider from England, moved onto

Horse Listeners

Pomfret publisher supplies wisdom for the equine world

BY ANNE WALLACE ALLEN • anne@sevendaysvt.com

a large farm in Pomfret with her American husband, Ted Robbins, a psychiatrist. Caroline’s father worked in publishing in the United Kingdom, and the couple began doing U.S. distribution for some specialty British publications in niches such as chess and rail travel.

Horse books entered the scene when Caroline Robbins was taking riding lessons from instructor Sally Swift of Brattleboro. Swift had been thinking of writing a book but didn’t know how to start.

“Sally was writing things down on napkins and pieces of paper,” said Cook, who grew up near Brattleboro and also studied riding under Swift. “She said, ‘Caroline, you know about books and publishing.’”

But Robbins had never published a book before, Cook noted; her business was distributing them. So Swift and Robbins sought editing help from Woodstock-area

equestrian Karen McCollom, who was competing internationally.

The result was Centered Riding, a nowfamous text that has been translated into 16 languages and sold more than 800,000 copies since its first printing in 1985. It’s Trafalgar Square’s alltime bestseller, Cook said.

Trafalgar Square grew to include more than 50 British publishers. The Robbinses sold the company in 2006 but held on to the horse books division. Caroline Robbins serves as publisher, though many day-to-day decisions fall to Cook and managing editor and graphic designer Rebecca Didier, a rider and writer who has been with Trafalgar Square since 2003.

While the publishing company and mail-order operation are still based in the Robbinses’ barn in Pomfret, the national warehouse is in Jackson, Tenn. Trafalgar Square has about 200 equestrian books in

print at the moment, as well as audiobooks and some streamed videos.

Not all of its books are about horses. In 2010, Trafalgar Square put out Naturally Curious: A Photographic Field Guide and Month-by-Month Journey Through the Fields, Woods, and Marshes of New England, by Valley News columnist Mary Holland. It won that year’s National Outdoor Book Award.

“Caroline and I were both readers of the Valley News, and we loved her columns, so we approached her,” Cook said. Of her book, she added, “There was nothing like it out there.”

In September, Trafalgar Square is releasing Beyond Dog Massage: A Breakthrough Method for Relieving Soreness and Achieving Connection, by Jim Masterson, an equine and canine bodywork expert who teaches the ways touch can bring comfort and calm to these pets and partners.

Cook and Didier also recently started publishing memoirs. One of the first was the 2020 release Distant Skies: An American Journey on Horseback, about Melissa A. Priblo Chapman’s cross-country journey from New York to California on her horse in 1982, when she was 23.

Trafalgar Square has published 400 horse books since Centered Riding. Along with seeking to create a better understanding between humans and horses, Cook and Didier have set out to unite the horse world. Deep divisions exist between riding disciplines such as English and Western. So the two English riders spent a week together herding cattle at a guest ranch in Wyoming to expand their knowledge of other styles.

The two work consciously to keep the focus on what is best for the horse, whatever that horse happens to be doing, Didier said.

“It’s a real mission, and it crosses all boundaries and divisions,” Didier said. “‘For the good of the horse’ should be the focus of whatever discipline you choose to pursue.”

INFO

Learn more at trafalgarbooks.com and horseandriderbooks.com.

Caroline Robbins (left) and Martha Cook

ANNE WALLACE ALLEN

Clownburst

Theater review: Singin’ in the Rain, Weston Theater Company

BY ALEX BROWN • alex@sevendaysvt.com

Song and dance open the secret passage to pure emotion, and it’s elation that pours out of Weston Theater Company’s dazzling production of Singin’ in the Rain. The humor is fresh, and the showmanship is first-rate. But above all, this musical is the bright sunlight breaking through the clouds after July’s flood that swamped the venerable Weston Playhouse, forcing the company to relocate the show.

The stage rain would have fallen just above where real high waters engulfed the basement and orchestra pit of the proscenium Playhouse. Fortunately, Weston has a second theater on the high ground of Walker Farm. Every aspect of staging had to be rethought for the smaller theater, and the way director Susanna Gellert handles the story’s rain might make your eyes moist.

The story is set in the Hollywood of 1927, when talkies were replacing silent films. The screenwriting duo of Betty Comden and Adolph Green exploited this upheaval in the 1952 movie, originating a musical on film instead of adapting one from Broadway. Comden and Green satirized vaudeville and early clichéd movies whose only artistic advancement was upping the excess. They adapted their own screenplay for the stage in 1983.

Don Lockwood arrives at a movie premiere swathed in a stunning white topcoat and face-framing fedora, the personification of Hollywood glamour. On his arm is his stylish costar, Lina Lamont, sequined to stun. They’re

precisely what their fans want them to be: overwrought romantics in their silent films and carefree stars in real life, happy to pretend they have an off-screen romance.

Don’s old vaudeville partner Cosmo Brown now plays piano for the silent films and neatly inserts bits of clowning into every interaction, especially with the pompous studio head R.F. Simpson. The transition to talkies seems like a bonanza until everyone hears a problem: Lina has a stevedore’s Brooklyn accent and a foghorn of a singing voice.

Don’s good looks doom him to vanity, but when he meets a young woman he’d like to enchant, she’s ice-cold. Kathy Selden is an aspiring stage actress who thinks his hammy silent film portrayals are ludicrous mugging. Don’s pride is punctured, but his heart is opened.

The pair fall in love, make an enemy, concoct a scheme and get to sing all about it. It’s a romance in which dance expresses joy and a spoof in which comic numbers make sweet mockery of Hollywood styles.

Gellert sets the perfect tone of just enough wry detachment. The histrionic silent film acting isn’t overdone, so we see it as a legitimate genre even while howling at its vapidity. Gellert lets the romance unfold through a firm attraction between Don and Kathy. And she honors Comden and Green’s sharp satire with visual gags and polished performances that fully enact what they’re burlesquing. Gellert makes every moment feel alive — the show is a rocket ride.

Weston has cast the musical with attention to diversity, featuring different body types and an ensemble that forms couples of all genders. It feels like a needless lack of imagination has been whisked away and the stage is now filled with all of us.

The entire cast spikes the top of the lovability scale, and all are fine singers. Eric Sciotto, as Don, makes song and dance an expression of love of life. He plays the romance with true feeling and everything else with mordant charm. As Kathy, Cameron Anika Hill rivets us with her first solo. Hill gives Kathy equal energy in the romance, so she’s not a passive ingénue but a driving partner.

As Cosmo, Conor McShane is a limber twig of tireless energy, dancing his way to support Don and Kathy as their overlooked sidekick. His showstopping solo, the hilarious “Make ’Em Laugh,” reveals the savagery underlying slapstick comedy. Amy Jo Jackson, as the talentless Lina, makes hay with the dumb blonde jokes but then finds her rallying cry in a rousing “What’s Wrong With Me?”

David Bonanno portrays studio chief R.F. as alternately grabbing and losing the reins of his enterprise, reviving himself to match the pedigree of his classy suit. The big ensemble plays each little vignette with precision, landing individual jokes and then rolling out en masse to fill the stage with song.

Felicity Stiverson’s choreography is equally clever for the ensemble and the leads. Showpieces include the precision of Don, Kathy and Cosmo tap dancing in silky unison, the Busby Berkeley tribute of “Beautiful Girl” with its rotating carousel of narcissists, and the entertaining pizzazz of the Broadway Ballet, a number designed to be humorously incoherent with a positive gumbo of dance styles.

Stiverson and Sciotto create a luscious daydream with the title song. Wisely, they don’t try to re-create the iconic Gene Kelly routine but instead present their own version of walking on air.

Costume designer Jessica Crawford supplies a stream of gowns, hats and sweaters for a show that feasts on costume changes; she makes the garments suit vigorous dance moves, too. Don’s raincoat in “Singin’ in the Rain” miraculously twirls while always accenting his waist and shoulders. Vampiric flappers, bright chorus girls and sporting men in knickers all parade by, while Cosmo and Don shuffle through never-ending tweeds and plaids.

Scenic designer Frank J. Oliva leaves every corner and curtain rigging in full sight, including the six-piece band. A raft of props and furnishings shift in and out of view, as if the theater itself has become a bottomless trunk. Equipment that suggests the era, such as huge scoop lights and a vintage camera on a dolly, makes the trek back in time a fun expedition.

From the first four notes, the title song expresses a gorgeous ease. To struggle through a low point is one thing, but to sing in the rain is to relax and notice the sparkle of light in a downpour. This musical never has to fight for happiness; it just slides open the curtain to reveal it. ➆

INFO

Singin’ in the Rain, book by Betty Comden and Adolph Green, music by Nacio Herb Brown, lyrics by Arthur Freed, directed by Susanna Gellert, produced by Weston Theater Company. Through August 20: Tuesdays through Saturdays, 7:30 p.m. (except Thursday, August 10); Sundays, 3 p.m.; and Wednesdays, Saturdays and Thursday, August 10, 2 p.m., at Walker Farm in Weston. $25-59. westontheater.org

IT’S A ROMANCE IN WHICH DANCE EXPRESSES JOY AND A SPOOF IN WHICH COMIC NUMBERS MAKE SWEET MOCKERY OF HOLLYWOOD STYLES.

From left: Cameron Anika Hill, Eric Sciotto and Conor McShane in Singin’ in the Rain

COURTESY OF ROB AFT

Art made by individuals with no formal training is known by many labels: art brut, outsider art, folk, visionary, self-taught. Heather Ferrell, the curator and director of exhibitions at Burlington’s BCA Center, prefers “idiosyncratic.”

That’s an apt description of the work she included in the current exhibit “Outstanding: Contemporary Self-Taught Art.” With a title that recasts the term “outsider” as praise, the show assembles highly personal works by eight artists. Six live in Vermont: Larry Bissonnette, Joseph “Chip” Haggerty, Liza Phillip, Pamela Smith, Thomas Stetson and Kalin Thomas. June Gutman lives in Montréal, Denver Ferguson in West Lebanon, N.H.

art REVIEW

Outside In

e BCA Center showcases inimitable vision in “Outstanding: Contemporary Self-Taught Art”

BY AMY LILLY • lilly@sevendaysvt.com

blunt horns and ribbon tongues, cradle and sometimes bear their hopeful messages in writing.

“You Are Not Alone!” depicts black and white figures on a red and purple background and is packed with a rmations worked into a swath of gold: “i see you,” “i love you,” “we are in this together.” The work literally bursts its boundaries: The painting continues over the frame.

Ferguson, from the U.S. Virgin Islands, references Afrofuturism in colored pencil, graphite and pen drawings. His muscular,

suited and helmeted figures have wide stances, as if ready to take on an enemy.

One such figure, in “Carousel

Protector of the Seven Worlds,” may be intended to depict a force equal to the destructive hurricanes that prompted Ferguson’s 2017 relocation to the Upper Valley, where his daughter lives. That’s when he began drawing, and his work was soon picked up by Kishka Gallery & Library in White River Junction. Kishka’s owners took Ferguson’s work to the 2023 Outsider Art Fair in

New York City, where it was named a “best booth” by ARTnews .

Gutman, too, explores imaginative realms in her graphite, colored pencil and acrylic works on paper. A self-described survivor of psychiatric treatment, she portrays dreamlike scenes and symbols in symmetrical compositions. Some are obscure: “Snood’s Mildred” may come from the Snood video game. Yet its central figure resembles a classical nude, and “Ode to El Greco #2” refers to the famous 16th-century artist of the Spanish Renaissance.

Self-taught does not mean unskilled or unoriginal; the BCA show is filled with inimitable work. Few people are likely to look at the suspended layers of muscle, abdominal cavity and organs of Stetson’s screaming cadaver in “Delirium Tremens” and think they could readily create — or even conceive of — such work.

Stetson belongs to Burlington’s Howard Center Arts Collective, whose members tackle mental health or substance-use challenges through creativity. His work, which can be di cult to witness, captures the feeling of pure agony on a level comparable to few other artists. (Francis Bacon comes to mind.) Yet Stetson’s laborious detail compels a viewer to look more closely.

“Phase 2: 5/5/12-2/8/14” and “Phase 3: 2/8/14-9/9/19” are two clothbound books Stetson created that resemble funerary relics. The cover of one, showing a face that appears to be melting, is framed with the skeletal jaw of an unidentified animal, teeth intact. All visible parts of the book are blackened, torn or made to look aged. A chain connecting the covers suggests the object is a repository of secrets taken to the grave.

Phillip takes a sunnier approach to art making. Black and queer, they employ a graphic style of heavily outlined, imagined figures that recalls the work of local comic book artist James Kochalka and street artist Keith Haring but is entirely their own. The interwoven figures, genderless with

In its original formulation, art brut — a term coined by French artist Jean Dubu et in the 1940s — was supposed to encompass art made by people outside the strictures of artistic traditions, including prisoners, children and psychiatric patients. (In 1972, British critic Roger Cardinal translated the term as “outsider art.”) Curator Ferrell hopes to widen the category by showing artists who have schooled themselves in “traditional” art.

In that regard, the artist with the deepest immersion in art history is Thomas; his paintings openly draw from and combine elements of early Renaissance through baroque masterpieces.

“Frontiers in Lobotomy,” for instance, is a tondo — a circular painting reserved during the Renaissance for depictions of the Madonna and Child. Thomas uses it to frame a female figure reclining on a ground of blooming flowers, while a solid cloud containing men’s white-bearded heads and gesturing hands hovers above.

The pastel-colored late-medieval town in the background recalls Ambrogio Lorenzetti’s frescos from 1338 inside the town hall in Siena, Italy; the precisely rendered flowers, Hubert and Jan van Eyck’s Ghent altarpiece from 1432.

“I look at and consume so much art material, it’s not like I’m an outsider artist,” Thomas said by phone.

He uses historical elements to immerse viewers in ambiguity rather than present a new narrative. While he didn’t study art formally, as a linguistics major in college Thomas learned that “elements of communication can be broken up, changed, manipulated and put back together with new meaning,” he said. That approach

"You Are Not Alone!" by Liza Phillip

PHOTOS COURTESY OF LIZA VOLL

is evident in his compositions, which he constructs with laborious care.

By contrast, Haggerty’s paintings on upcycled brown paper bags resemble dashed-off stream-of-consciousness musings, dense with written recollections surrounding everyday imagery. The pieces

present their maker as an artistic naïf, yet often art viewing is his subject: “St. Louis Crossword” mentions “Renaissance perspective lines” and “the Alex Katz show at the Guggenheim.” Haggerty’s “AZ (Arizona)” recounts being driven via Uber to the “yun gee park gallery which was mindblowing! curatorial nirvana.”

Smith’s flat-perspective, folk art-influenced paintings may be familiar to Vermonters through previous exhibits at the Kent Museum in Calais or the Northern Daughters gallery in Vergennes

— NoDa cofounder Sophie Pickens is Smith’s daughter. The artist’s colorful, female-centric scenes suggest brief, playful narratives: a conversation between a woman holding a book and a bird in “Do Tell,” a fox draped in a lacy veil in “Sly Bride.”

Smith creates patterns from the leaves and vines that weave through her work. These natural elements unite the three figures of her papier-mâché sculpture “Holding Love.” The American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore has acquired similar Smith works.

Bissonnette’s long, horizontal paintings, hand-framed in rough wood, are more abstract with swirls of thick paint — except for the small photograph of an acquaintance a xed to the center of each. According to Saint Michael’s College associate professor of music William Ellis, who wrote an article on Bissonnette for Folk Art Messenger, the Folk Art Society of America magazine, the artist sometimes takes years to match a photograph with a painting. He then devises playful titles such as, in the BCA show, “Other People Like Less Pretty Colors.

Larry’s

Little Nephew Pleased With Pink as His Patterned Background.”

Bissonnette is a prolific painter on the autism spectrum who communicates through his art and, when language is needed, through an iPad with a text speech app. He is also a disability rights advocate and the subject of two documentary films, My Classic Life as an Artist (2005) and Wretches & Jabberers (2011). Ellis wrote that Bissonnette doesn’t make “autistic art”; “rather, his art speaks past autism to share the humanity of a person whose diagnosis inhibits typical communication of feelings, thoughts, and ideas.”

Self-taught art changes a gallery space, introducing the idea that ordinary people’s work deserves as much scrutiny and appreciation as that of highly trained artists. In a review of a 2015 American Folk Art Museum exhibition drawn from Dubu et’s massive art brut collection, the late critic Peter Schjeldahl wrote that the French artist “aspired not to make outsiders respectable but to destroy the complacency of insiders.”

The BCA’s “Outstanding” exhibition goes beyond that, inspiring true admiration. ➆

INFO

“Outstanding: Contemporary Self-Taught Art” is on view through September 17 at the BCA Center in Burlington. burlingtoncityarts.org

"Tre Volte Lei Gli Fece Le Avances è Tre Volte La Rifiutò" by Kalin omas

"Do Tell" by Pamela Smith

"AZ (Arizona)" by Chip Haggerty

"Snood's Mildred" by June Gutman

AMY LILLY

"Carousel Protector of the Seven Worlds" by Denver Ferguson

"Delirium Tremens" by omas Stetson AMY LILLY

From top: “Larry loves pretty pink color in his paintings. People pictures like to nestle in pink colored world”; “Other People Like Less Pretty Colors. Larry’s Little Nephew Pleased With Pink as His Patterned Background” by Larry Bissonnette

THE PIECES PRESENT THEIR MAKER AS AN ARTISTIC NAÏF, YET OFTEN ART VIEWING IS HIS SUBJECT.

NEW THIS WEEK

barre/montpelier

PREYA HOLLAND: Nature and landscape photography inspired by the beauty of Vermont and New England. August 12-September 30. Info, 479-0896. Espresso Bueno in Barre.

rutland/killington

‘THE ART OF THE CREATIVE PROCESS’: An exhibition of sculpture, photography, painting, fabric art and illustration by Kerry Fulani, John Lehet, Amy Mosher, Judith Reilly and Ashley Wolff, respectively, as well as works by Vermont lighting design company Hubbardton Forge. Reception: Saturday, August 12, 5-7 p.m. August 12-October 8. Info, 468-2711. Stone Valley Arts in Poultney.

ART EVENTS

ART IN THE PARK: e summer festival features art and craft vendors, demonstrations, food, music, and kids’ activities. New this year: the first annual chalk art contest. Main Street Park, Rutland, Saturday, August 12, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., and Sunday, August 13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-0356.

ARTIST TALK: JACQUELINE SURDELL: Vermont Studio Center presents a virtual talk with the Chicago-based fiber artist. Register for Zoom link at vermontstudiocenter.org. Online, Wednesday, August 16, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 635-2727.

ARTIST TALK: LELA JAACKS: e Vermont artist discusses the making of her art, including the inspiration for the outdoor sculpture “micro/tele SCOPE” and other works that integrate natural and handmade materials. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, ursday, August 10, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 257-0124.

BTV MARKET: An outdoor market featuring wares by local artists, makers, bakers and more, accompanied by live music and lawn games. Burlington City Hall Park, Saturday, August 12, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Info, 865-7166.

COLLAGE COLLECTIVE: Cut, paste and create with other collage enthusiasts either in studio or over Zoom. Open to all levels. Materials available at the studio. Expressive Arts Burlington, Monday, August 14, 6:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, info@expressivearts burlington.com.

LUNCHTIME TALK: JOYCE MAO: e Middlebury College history professor presents “Bridging the Pacific: Early Chinese Immigration to the United States” in conjunction with a current exhibition. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, Wednesday, August 9, noon-1 p.m. Free with admission. Info, 388-2117.

THE NOMADIC PHOTO ARK: Photographer Monica Jane Frissell and audio recorder and editor Adam Scher bring the nationally touring “Portrait of Us” project to town to photograph and record members of the community. If interested in participating, contact project director Martha Elmes at nomadicphotoark@ gmail.com. eir mobile studio is parked in front of White Market, Lyndonville. rough August 31. Info, 229-8317.

OPEN STUDIO: Draw, collage, paint, move, write and explore the expressive arts however you please during this drop-in period. Available in studio and via Zoom. Most materials are available in the studio. All are welcome; no art experience necessary. Expressive Arts Burlington, ursday, August 10, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Donations. Info, info@ expressiveartsburlington.com.

PAM EASTERDAY: “Existential Begging,” acrylic and oil paintings, celebrated with live music and performance. MothershipVT, Burlington, Friday, August 11, and Saturday, August 12, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 309-2175.

TALK: ‘CRACKS IN THE CLAY’: Shelburne Museum associate curator of Native American art Victoria Sunnergren speaks on the role of gender in historic Pueblo pottery. Worthen Library, South Hero, Wednesday, August 9, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

Muffy Kashkin Grollier

Artist Muffy Kashkin Grollier loves animals, which you can guess as soon as you walk into her big yellow house in Orwell. In addition to a pair of Labradors, there are kittens, a rooster or two, big-horned sheep, alpacas, goats, puppies, flamingos, and baby dragons. e house isn’t quite as crowded as it sounds, though: Only the Labs are real.

e rest of the menagerie is felted — which explains how Grollier is harboring dragons. An assortment of other fantasy creatures — fairies, elves, trolls and witches — reside here, too. (“I have always believed in fairies,” Grollier confided.)

ey’re not exactly animals, but they’re decidedly nonhuman.

ey’re also super cute.

Needle felting is the art of creating images by pressing tufts of sheep’s wool into a canvas or other fabric with a special serrated tool.

e wool can be purchased as bits of fluff or in longer strands called rovings, natural or dyed. e resulting pictures are fuzzy — you really want to pet them. Grollier calls the process “painting in felt,” and that’s a plausible description of her work.

Grollier is the artist of the month at the Brandon Artists Guild, which is featuring a display of her large and small 2D felted pieces in frames. But she won’t bring her 3D doll-like creations there. e gallery doesn’t have protective glass cases, she said, and since people like to handle the figures, they can get dirty over time.

If you want to buy, say, a tiny blue “docile dragon,” or taller characters such as a forest elf, you’ll have to visit Grollier in Orwell or shop her website. For those who are into Christmas fantasy, she also makes Santas.

Grollier grew up in Needham, Mass., with an artist mother. “She was a painter and calligrapher,” Grollier said. “We were always doing something creative.” Later, she attended Hartford Art School at the University of Hartford and the Massachusetts College of Art and Design; in 1975, she moved to Vermont with her then-husband.

Now she introduces artful enterprises to children at the small daycare she runs in her home. “We do painting, clay, building with blocks,” Grollier said. “ ere are a lot of outdoor activities incorporating nature. e kids need to explore.”

She works on her own art as time allows. Grollier has also written a children’s book, Gregory, Gregory Hates His Food, and felted all the illustrations (photographed for the pages). She’s working on another book featuring classic nursery rhymes.

Grollier turned to needle felting about 12 years ago after taking a class in doll making, but visitors can see some of her earlier paintings at her home, too — portraits of people

and animals, landscapes, florals. What she learned from using chalk pastels also applies to felting, she said.

“You have to layer the colors,” Grollier explained. “With both, the under-color shows through.”

Indeed, the hues in her felt paintings are rich and nuanced, and even convey the play of light and shadow. But working with wool has one advantage over pastel or paint: “I can pull it out if I don’t like it,” Grollier said with a grin.

An even nicer perk? “Working with wool,” she mused, “it’s like the spirit of the animal is with me.”

View Grollier’s work at muffykg. com or at the Brandon Artists Guild. PAMELA POLSTON

Muffy Kashkin Grollier

ART SHOWS

TAPE ART INSTALLATION: Rhode Island artists Michael Townsend and Leah Smith create a mural with colored tape on the front of the museum and invite the public to participate in two sessions. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, Wednesday, August 16, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Info, 257-0124.

VISITING ARTIST TALK: JACQUELINE SURDELL: e Chicago-born artist discusses her textile-based work. Register for Zoom link to attend. Online, Wednesday, August 16, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.

WONDERARTS ART TENT: Pop-up art workshops. Hardwick Farmers Market, Friday, August 11, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 533-9370.

ONGOING SHOWS burlington

‘ABENAKI: FIRST PEOPLE EXHIBITION’: e council and members of Alnôbaiwi (in the Abenaki way) and the museum open a new exhibition featuring the Abenaki Year, the seasonal calendar of people who lived in the area for more than 8,000 years before Europeans arrived, as well as works by contemporary Abenaki artisans and a replica of a 19th-century Abenaki village. rough October 31. Info, 865-4556. Ethan Allen Homestead in Burlington.

ANDRE BEAULIEU: Hyperrealist acrylic and oil paintings. rough August 31. Info, 338-7441. irty-odd in Burlington.

ART AT THE HOSPITAL: Oil paintings by Louise Arnold and Jean Gerber and photographs by Mike Sipe (Main Street Connector, ACC 3); photographs on metal by Brian Drourr (McClure 4 ); acrylics and mixed-media painting by Linda Blackerby (Breast Care Center) and Colleen Murphy (EP2). Curated by Burlington City Arts. rough September 30. Info, 865-7296. University of Vermont Medical Center in Burlington.

ART AT THE MALTEX: Paintings by Julia Purinton, Carol Boucher, Erika Lawlor Schmidt, Brecca Loh and Elizabeth Nelson. rough August 15. Info, 865-7296. Maltex Building in Burlington.

‘OUTSTANDING: CONTEMPORARY SELF-TAUGHT

ART’: Drawings, paintings and 3D works by area artists Larry Bissonette, Denver Ferguson, June Gutman, Chip Haggerty, Liza Phillip, Pamela Smith, omas Stetson and Kalin omas. HYUNSUK

ERICKSON: “ ingumabob Society,” multicolored, towering, playful sculptures that suggest sprouting seeds or family groupings. rough September 17. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

KATRINE HILDEBRANDT-HUSSEY: “Reflection,” intricate geometric designs burned onto paper by the Boston-based artist. rough August 12. Info, 324-0014. Soapbox Arts in Burlington.

‘ON THE AIR’: An exhibition that reflects the influence of media, film, radio, pop culture and TV, presented by Media Factory and SEABA. rough August 27. Info, curation@seaba.com. RETN & VCAM Media Factory in Burlington.

PIEVY POLYTE: Paintings by the Haitian artist, coffee farmer and founder of Peak Macaya Coffee. Curated by Burlington City Arts. rough August 31. Info, 865-7296. Burlington City Hall.

RENEE GREENLEE: “Blue Alchemy,” an exploration of the Lake Champlain watershed in 10 cyanotypes on silk banners. rough August 15. Info, greenlee.renee@gmail.com. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

VERMONT PHOTOGRAPHERS CLUB: A group exhibition of established and emerging local photographers, including Ali Kaukas, Abbey Meaker, Corey Hendrickson, Daniel Brooks, Daniel Cardon, Daniel Schechner, Nathanael Asaro, Shem Roose, Zack Pollakoff and more. Copresented with Bauschaus VT. rough September 7. Info, 233-2943. Safe and Sound Gallery in Burlington.

WOODY JACKSON: “Amazing Graze,” new large-scale watercolor landscapes of Vermont. Reception: Friday, August 11, 4-6 p.m. Through August 31. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery in Burlington.

‘XOXO: AN EXHIBIT ABOUT LOVE & FORGIVENESS’: An interactive exhibition that provides children and caregivers the opportunity to think about and explore feelings through activities designed to help them understand, appreciate and express their emotions. Through September 4. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

chittenden county

ART AT THE AIRPORT: Acrylic abstract paintings by Matt Larson and acrylic floral paintings by Sandra Berbeco, curated by Burlington City Arts. Through September 30. Info, 865-7296. Patrick Leahy Burlington International Airport in South Burlington.

‘BUILT FROM THE EARTH’: An exhibition of masterful Pueblo pottery from the Anthony and Teressa Perry Collection of Native American art.

‘OBJECT/S OF PLAY’: An interactive exploration of the creative processes of American toy designers Cas Holman and Karen Hewitt. ‘POP UP’: An exhibition of contemporary inflated sculptures inside and outside the museum featuring three artists and artist teams from the field of pneumatic sculpture: Claire Ashley, Pneuhaus and Tamar Ettun. (Outdoor sculptures not on view on days with excessive wind.)

STEPHEN HUNECK: “Pet Friendly,” an exhibition of hand-carved and painted furniture, sculptures, relief paintings, bronze sculptures and more by the late Vermont artist. Through October 22. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

DAVID SMITH: “Chasing Light,” oil paintings of vividly patterned land and water. Through September 2. Info, 985-3848. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

MATT LARSON & NANCY CHAPMAN: Nature-inspired abstract paintings. Curated by Burlington City Arts. Through October 17. Info, 865-7296. Pierson Library in Shelburne.

PATRICIA DUTCHBURN: Whimsical acrylic paintings by the self-taught artist. Through August 31. Info, 846-4140. South Burlington Public Library Art Wall.

‘SPARK: FUELING A LOVE OF BIRDS’: An exhibition of works by more than 60 artists and writers expressing avian admiration. Through October 31. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington.

barre/montpelier

AUGUST GROUP SHOW: Artworks in a variety of mediums by established and new member artists. Through August 31. Info, 552-0877. The Front in Montpelier.

‘ELEMENTS OF SHELTER’: Original works in wood, metal and glass by Yestermorrow faculty members Thea Alvin, Meg Reinhold, Nick Pattis, Anna Fluri, Sophia Mickelson and Johno Landsman, in conjunction with the Waitsfield design/build school. Through May 31, 2025. Info, 828-3291. Vermont Arts Council Sculpture Garden in Montpelier.

‘YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY SPINELESS’: An exhibition that celebrates invertebrates large and small with works by 26 artists in 2D, sculptures and installation. Main-floor gallery. Through August 15. ELINOR RANDALL: “Deep Impressions,” a survey of the master printmaker’s work 1954 to 2013. Curated by NNEMoCA. Second-floor gallery and Quick Change Gallery. Through August 18.

KARMIMADEEBORA MCMILLAN: “Totems, Walking Sticks and Spirit Sticks,” vibrant patterned sculptural paintings that express a historical context of spirituality, tradition and folklore. Third-floor gallery. Through August 18. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

ERICKSON DÍAZ-CORTÉS AND FIONA MCTEIGUE: Two solo exhibitions: “By Myself With You,” featuring painterly colored drawings of domestic scenes; and “Rock Paper Scissor,” stream-of-consciousness graphite drawings of daily life, respectively. Through

September 15. Info, hexumgallery@gmail.com. Hexum Gallery in Montpelier.

ERIK NELSON: “On a Mountain,” nine abstracted, acrylic paintings of forested hillsides near Camel’s Hump. Curated by Studio Place Arts. Through August 12. Info, 479-7069. AR Market in Barre.

‘INSIDE OUT: INCARCERATION’: A traveling exhibition of artworks by imprisoned artists that explore the intersections of trauma, addiction, incarceration and reentry. A collaboration of Artists in the WV Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation and Goddard College’s Reentry Advocates program. Through September 22. Info, 262-6035. T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

‘KOLAJ’: Various styles of collage art by Vermont artists Anne Cummings, Liz Buchanan, Kris Bierfelt, Madeline Halsey, Holly Hauser, Cariah Rosberg and Heather Stearns. Info, jcquinn@ymail.com. Grist Mill Studios in East Calais.

NINA TOWNE: Expressions of shape, color and personality in collage. Through August 9. Info, 479-0896. Espresso Bueno in Barre.

PATTY MERIAM: “The Longest Branch,” oil paintings that explore trees and human connections by the Barre-based artist and conservator. Reception: Saturday, August 19, 3-5 p.m. Through September 14. Info, 229-6206. North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier.

‘SEPARATION / MIGRATION’: Artwork by Sarah Ashe, Holly Hauser, Lisa Myers and Jeremy Vaughn on the theme of forced migration and the trauma of family separation. Through August 15. Info, director@cal-vt.org. Center for Arts and Learning in Montpelier.

CALL TO ARTISTS

ART/CRAFT FESTIVAL: MAG is accepting up to 100 vendors for the third annual Art & Stroll festival on September 16. There will also be food trucks, live music, kids’ activities and more. Register at miltonartistsguildstore.com.

Milton Artists’ Guild Art Center & Gallery. Through August 30. $30-50 members; $80 nonmembers. Info, 891-2014.

ARTIST DEVELOPMENT GRANTS & FLOOD

RELIEF FUNDING: The Vermont Arts Council offers grants that can fund activities to enhance mastery of a skill, or support an artist’s business or the creation of new work. Separate grants are available to artists who have been significantly and adversely affected by the recent flooding. The latter will be offered until funds are exhausted. Details at vermontartscouncil.org.

Online. Through September 26. Info, 402-4602.

ARTIST MEMBER SHOW: Artist-members of Stone Valley Arts may submit up to five pieces of work in any medium for an exhibit October 14 through December 10. Must be ready to hang or be displayed appropriately. A link to the entry form will be sent via email to registered artist members. Deadline: August 31. Stone Valley Arts, Poultney. Info, stonevalleyartscenter@gmail.com.

THE BRIGHT IDEAS PROJECT: If you’re an artist, musician, creator or small business with a big idea, propose it to Highlight, Burlington’s official New Year’s Eve celebration. Highlight crowdsources brilliant concepts for events from the community and funds selected projects up to $8,000. Learn more at highlight. community. Deadline: August 27. Free. Info, hello@highlight.community.

‘MY DOG AND THE WOLF’: Radiate Arts Space is sponsoring an unjuried art exhibit about the dog-wolf connection: about people and their dogs, humans’ role in the domestication of the wolf, and why and how it has resulted in such a variety of breeds. Workshops October and November, celebration in December. Richmond Free Library, Through November 1. Info, mauie@gmavt.net.

stowe/smuggs

‘NATURE’S PLAYGROUND’: An exhibition of 2D artworks that depict activities in the New England landscape. Through September 3. ‘THE CREATIVE PROCESS’: An exhibition of works by 40 artists as well as their reference photos, test strips, sketches or other supportive materials. Through September

3. LEGACY COLLECTION: A showcase exhibition of paintings by gallery regulars as well as some newcomers. Through December 23. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

F/7 EXHIBITION: “Reflecting on Reflections,” photographs by the central Vermont artist group: Elliot Burg, Lisa Dimondstein, Julie Parker, Sandy Shenk, Ron Spring and Annie Tiberio. Through August 18. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

JOE CHIRCHIRILLO: Recent sculptures by the southern Vermont-based artist and curator of the North Bennington Outdoor Sculpture Show. Through September 20. Info, 635-2727. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, in Johnson.

‘A PLACE OF MEMORY’: An exhibition that questions public representation and how cultures and countries define their past through monuments, memorials and sculptural objects, featuring indoor and outdoor artwork by Woody De Othello, Nicholas Galanin, Vanessa German, Deborah Kass and Nyugen E. Smith. Through October 21. Info, 253-8358. The Current in Stowe.

ROSEMARY D’ELIA: “Finding Away,” an exhibition of works from an artist’s residency in France. Through August 27. Info, 644-8183. Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville.

SCOTT LENHARDT: An exhibition of graphic designs for Burton Snowboards created since 1994 by the

Vermont native. Through October 31. Info, 253-9911. Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum in Stowe.

‘TINY FIREWORKS’: Small works on canvas, panel, paper and wood by 14 Vermont-based and affiliated female-identifying artists: Athena Petra Tasiopoulos, Andrea Pearlman, Abigail Synnestvedt, Marjorie Kramer, Tamara Malkin Stuart, Lynne Reed, Louise Von Weiss, Annie Pearlman, Kathy Stark, Marie LePré Grabon, Lois Eby, Wiley Garcia, Mollie Douthit and Arista Alanis. Through September 16. Info, 646-5191781. Minema Gallery in Johnson.

THE WORKROOM ANNUAL SUMMER ART EXHIBIT: An exhibition of photography, paper sculpture, fiber art, encaustic and artist books by Nancy Banks, Christie Carter, Rosalind Daniels, Lisa Dimondstein, Marcie Scudder, Kent Shaw, Peggy Smith and Shapleigh Smith. Through August 15. Info, marcie@marciescudder.com. The Art Barn in Stowe.

mad river valley/waterbury

‘ART IS CANDY’: An exhibition in the brand-new venue features works by Will Patlove, Steve Budington, Athena Tasiopoulos, Will Gebhard and Frank Tamasi. Through August 18. Info, 355-5440. The Phoenix in Waterbury.

BENJAMIN ALESHIRE: “Cyanotypical,” blueprint photographic portraits on fabric. Through August 18. Info, joseph@waterburystudios.com. Waterbury Studios.

BIG RED BARN ART SHOW: The 25th anniversary exhibition of fine crafts, paintings, sculpture, glass, pottery, fabric arts and photography by nearly 40 area artists. Through September 3. Red Barn Galleries, Lareau Farm, in Waitsfield.

DENIS VERSWEYVELD: “Still Life,” sculpture, paintings and drawings by the Vermont artist. Through September 30. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Frame Shop & Gallery in Waterbury.

PUBLIC ART OPPORTUNITIES: Burlington City Arts has issued two requests for qualifications: Artists can apply to create new work for Burlington International Airport’s recently updated terminal and/or for the CityPlace Streetscape Project. Details and application at burlingtoncityarts.org. Deadline: September 22. Online. Info, 865-7166.

‘SANCTUARY’: Where do you feel safe and serene? What is your idea of a safe haven? All area printmakers are encouraged to submit work for an upcoming themed exhibition. All hand-pulled print media accepted. For details, email tworiversprintmakingstudio@gmail.com. Deadline: August 12. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction. Info, 295-5901.

TRADITIONAL ARTS APPRENTICESHIP

PROGRAM: The 32nd annual Vermont Folklife program offers stipends for learning and preserving traditional art forms. This year, info is available in 14 languages spoken within the state, including Dari, Pashto and Ukrainian. Apply at vtfolklife.org. Deadline: August 11. Online. Info, 388-4964.

VAULTS RESIDENCY PROGRAM: The South End Arts + Business Association and Unsworth Properties on Howard Street in Burlington provides one local artist a private studio, free of charge, for a year in order to create a new body of work or further their creative practice. Apply at seaba.com. Deadline: August 20. Online. Info, 859-9222.

YOUTH PHOTO CONTEST & FAIR: In-Sight Photography is hosting a competition for youth ages 11 to 18 who live within an hour of Brattleboro. Contestants are invited to submit one image in each of the following categories: Analog Film, Artistic, People, Places, the New England Experience. Submitted photos will be exhibited in In-Sight’s gallery this fall. Three winning images in each category will be awarded prizes by a jury. Deadline: August 20. Details at insightphotography.org. Online. Info, 251-9960.

‘THE MAD CONTEMPORARY’: An exhibition of cartoon artworks by more than a dozen Vermont artists. Through September 14. Info, 496-6682. Mad River Valley Arts Gallery in Waitsfield.

‘NOR’EASTER’: Contemporary abstract paintings by Terry Ekasala, Craig Stockwell and Rick Harlow. Through September 4. Info, 583-5832. The Bundy Modern in Waitsfield.

middlebury area

‘ARTISTS IN THE ARCHIVES: UNSEEN NEIGHBORS: COMMUNITY, HISTORY & COLLAGE’: Digital and analog collages by 23 artists from seven countries that reflect on the idea of community in the 21st century. Through August 26. ‘STELLAR STITCHING: 19TH CENTURY VERMONT SAMPLERS’: An exhibition of needlework samplers made by young girls in the 19th-century that depict alphabets, numerals and decorative elements. Through January 13. ‘VARIETY

SEW: A SAMPLING OF TEXTILE TOOLS AND DEVICES’: Sewing machines, spinning wheels and myriad sewing paraphernalia from the permanent collection. Through September 30. Info, 388-2117. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

BONNIE BAIRD: “Weathering,” a solo exhibit of land- and skyscape paintings by the Vermont artist and farmer. Through September 15. Info, 877-2173. Northern Daughters in Vergennes.

‘FACES & PLACES’: An exhibition of figurative and landscape artwork by 60 artists that celebrates the comforts of home and family as well as faraway people and destinations. Through September 2. Info, 989-7225. Sparrow Art Supply in Middlebury.

LARRY HOROWITZ: “Rhythms of the Landscape,” a solo exhibition of paintings. Through August 15. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery on the Green in Middlebury.

MIKAEL OWUNNA: “Infinite Essence,” photography that portrays Blackness as the divine, cosmic origin from which all existence blooms. Through August 19. Info, 443-5526. Davis Family Library, Middlebury College.

PHILIP FREY: “Rejoicing in Color,” a solo exhibition of paintings. Through September 5. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery at the Falls in Middlebury.

STEVEN & KYLE QUERREY: “The Aegean,” photographs taken on the islands of Hydra and Poros, Greece, by the local artists. Through September 14. Info, info@littleseed.coffee. Little Seed Coffee Roasters in Middlebury.

‘TOSSED’: Nearly 20 works that make use of found, discarded or repurposed materials, curated by museum exhibition designer Ken Pohlman. Through December 10. Info, 443-5007. Middlebury College Museum of Art.

rutland/killington

BANNERS ON BRIDGE STREET: Colorful doublesided banners painted with repurposed house paint by nine local artists decorate the street. Through October 15. Info, 496-3639. Waitsfield Village Bridge.

BILL RAMAGE: “Jackson, Warhol & Johns: The Triumvirate of Transition,” the third of three installations addressing a culture transformed over the span of three artists’ lives. Through September 2. Info, 282-5361. B&G Gallery in Rutland.

‘BROOM ART’: The inaugural exhibition in the new gallery features paintings and sculpture made with brooms by artists Warren Kimble, Sandy Mayo and Fran Bull. Through October 31. Info, 558-0874. Conant Square Gallery in Brandon.

FRAN BULL & PETER WALLIS: “Mythic and Quotidian,” painted papier-mâché sculpture and works on paper from the series “We’re All at a Party Called Life on Earth!” (with Robert Black), and mixed-media paintings based on memory and dreams, respectively. Also included are shadow boxes Wallis created in collaboration with other artists. Through August 18. Info, 775-0356. Chaffee Art Center in Rutland.

‘MAPPING THE RUTLAND REGION’: An exhibit that shows the history of how transportation technologies have shaped Rutland’s development, including how local citizens and planners have reacted to changing economic circumstances since the 1970s. Includes maps by Stephen Durkee and Rutland Regional Planning Commission’s Nic Stark; curated by Ethan Pepin. Through August 12. Info, 800-639-8521. Castleton University Bank Gallery in Rutland.

NEW MEMBERS EXHIBITION: Fused-glass work by Garrett Sadler, wood crafts by Guy Rossi, landscape paintings by Brian Hewitt, pastel paintings of animals and nature by Lynn Austin, and sculpture and realist paintings by Liza Myers. Through October 31. Info, 247-4956. Brandon Artists Guild.

RESIDENT INTERNS’ EXHIBITION: Summer students Michael Anderson, Isa Dray, Kenneth Fraker, Kylin Jia and Florian Okwu provide a glimpse into the future of sculpture. Through August 12. Info, 438-2097. The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center in West Rutland.

champlain islands/northwest

A CHAIR AFFAIR: Adirondack chairs decorated by local artists and displayed along Main Street will be auctioned on August 19 to benefit the Church Street Group, a local charity dedicated to preserving architectural treasures in downtown St. Albans. Through August 19. Info, a.young@ stalbansvt.com. Downtown St. Albans.

‘HEARTFELT VESSELS FOR PEACE: A SHOW OF CLAY’: Unique pieces by artisans from Across the Grain Pottery Studio in South Hero. Includes silent auction to benefit UNICEF and the Vermont Community Foundation’s Flood Response and Recovery Fund. Reception: Thursday, August 10,

4-7 p.m. Through September 15. Info, 734-7448. Grand Isle Art Works.

TINA & TODD LOGAN: Acrylic paintings and 3D works, respectively, by the married artists. Through September 1. Info, 308-4230. Off the Rails at One Federal in St. Albans.

upper valley

‘BOLD BOTANICALS’: Nearly 20 area artists show artworks that celebrate the blooming season. Through August 26. Info, 295-4567. Long River Gallery in White River Junction.

‘COW’: An exhibition of dozens of bovine artworks based on the same paint-by-number kit, executed in a huge variety of unusual mediums and submitted by participants from around the world. Through August 31. Info, 369-5722. Main Street Museum in White River Junction.

KATE REEVES: “Watercolors Plus,” 29 original paintings, some of which use plant material as stencils. Through August 31. Info, watercolorkatevt@gmail.com. Quechee Inn at Marshland Farm.

‘MANY ARTISTS, ONE MODEL’: An exhibition of images dedicated to the late artist and model Penny Bennett by Vickie Herzberg, Sue Schiller, Rachel Gross, Sheri Hancock, Stephen Plume, Michael Shafer, Bartlett Leber and others. Through August 25. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

RICHARD GOMBAR & ELIZABETH RICKETSON: Nature-based paintings by the local artists. Through August 19. Info, 457-3500. Artistree Community Arts Center Theatre & Gallery in South Pomfret.

VERMONT WATERCOLOR SOCIETY: Twenty paintings by a dozen member-artists of the Connecticut River chapter. Reception: Friday, August 11, 4-6 p.m. Through August 31. Info, watercolorkatevt@ gmail.com. Norwich Public Library.

northeast kingdom

ANN YOUNG: Figurative paintings by the Vermont artist. Through September 30. Info, oliveylin1@ gmail.com. 3rd Floor Gallery in Hardwick.

ANNA YAKUBOVSKAYA: “Sightseeing in Silk & Paper,” watercolor paintings. Through August 19. Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury.

‘BEES ON PEAS & OTHER OBSERVATIONS IN THE GARDEN’: A group exhibition of artworks featuring all things garden-related. Through September 9. Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

GABRIELLE DIETZEL & HOWARD NORMAN: “Late in the afternoon, the voice of a black-billed cuckoo in the rain,” a collaborative exhibition of bird collages and avian anthology, respectively. Through August 11. Info, 533-2000. HCA Café, Highland Center for the Arts, in Greensboro.

JERRICA GAUDREAU: “Beautiful Life,” mixed-media wall pieces. Through August 16. Info, 525-3366. Parker Pie in West Glover.

‘WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND’: An exhibition of objects that explores the practical, spiritual and ecstatic human relationship to wheels and what they enable. Through May 31, 2024. Info, 626-4409. The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover.

brattleboro/okemo valley

5TH ANNUAL VERMONT SUMMER GROUP SHOW: Works by 26 local artists in a variety of mediums. Through September 2. DEEDEE JONES: “The Ways of Water,” pastel landscapes from around the world. Through August 12. LEN EMERY: An exhibition of aerial, journalistic and fine art photography by the latest member of the gallery’s Working Artist Program. Through September 29.

Info, 289-0104. Canal Street Art Gallery in Bellows Falls.

‘GLASSTASTIC’: Glass creatures dreamed up by children in grades K-6, brought to 3D life by glass artists, and situated in a habitat designed by Cynthia Parker-Houghton. ‘PRIDE 1983’: Photographs, artifacts and audio recordings that explore the origins and legacy of Burlington’s first Pride celebration. A production of the Pride Center of Vermont and Vermont Folklife, curated by Margaret Tamulonis. ALEX EGAN: “Drawing Room,” a series of paintings that make up an imaginary house. ANINA MAJOR: “I Land Therefore I Am,” ceramic sculptures and other objects that explore self and place, belonging and identity, by the Bahamas-born artist. AURORA ROBSON: “Human Nature Walk,” an immersive site-specific installation inspired by the natural forms of the Connecticut River and fashioned from plastic debris intercepted from the waste stream. Visitors are invited to contribute clean plastic bottle caps in designated sections of the installation.

HANNAH MORRIS: “Movable Objects,” narrative multimedia paintings in the gallery’s front windows. LELA JAACKS: Outdoor abstract sculptures by the Vermont artist. ROBERLEY BELL: “Where Things Set,” an installation of distinct but related sculptures and drawings. Through October 9. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

ANDY WARHOL: “Small Is Beautiful,” 100 of the artist’s smaller-format paintings, from the Hall collection. RON GORCHOV: A 50-year survey of the American abstract artist’s work, featuring shaped canvases from the 1970s to large-scale paintings in his last years. SUSAN ROTHENBERG: Nearly 30 figurative, gestural paintings by the late American artist from throughout her career. Through November 26. Info, info@hallartfoundation.org.

Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

JOHN R. KILLACKY: “Flux,” an exhibition of objects from a wordless, process-based video inspired by scores, propositions and performative actions of Fluxus-era artists; cinematography by Justin Bunnell, editing by C. Alec Kozlowski and sound composition by Sean Clute. Through August 30. Info, 257-7898. CX Silver Gallery in Brattleboro.

KAREN BECKER: “Bearing Witness, Part 2,” a 40-year retrospective of artworks in a variety of mediums featuring landscapes and animals. Through August 13. Info, 387-0102. Next Stage Arts Project in Putney.

MARY ZOMPETTI: “The Lost Garden,” blackand-white photographs created by leaving film exposed to the elements over periods of time. Through August 27. Info, 251-6051. Vermont Center for Photography in Brattleboro.

manchester/bennington

‘THE RED DRESS’: A touring project, conceived by British artist Kirstie Macleod, that provides an artistic platform for women around the world, many of whom are vulnerable and live in poverty, to tell their personal stories through embroidery.

BARBARA ISHIKURA & SAM FIELDS: “Frippery, Finery, Frills: Works in Conversation,” an exhibition of paintings and mixed-media sculptures, respectively, that explore intimacy in women’s lives. Through September 24. Info, 362-1405. Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester.

‘FOR THE LOVE OF VERMONT: THE LYMAN ORTON COLLECTION’: More than 200 works of art that capture Vermont’s unique character, people, traditions and landscape prior to the 1970s from the collection of the Vermont Country Store proprietor. Also displayed at Bennington Museum. Through November 5. Info, 362-1405. Yester House Galleries, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester.

‘A HISTORY OF BENNINGTON’: An exhibition of artifacts that invites viewers to examine how history informs and affects our lives. Through December 31. ‘FOR THE LOVE OF VERMONT: THE

LYMAN ORTON COLLECTION’: More than 200 pieces of art, primarily from the 1920s to 1960, acquired by the founder of the Vermont Country Store. Simultaneously exhibited at the Southern Vermont Art Center in Manchester. Through November 5. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

NORTH BENNINGTON OUTDOOR SCULPTURE

SHOW: An outdoor exhibition featuring 77 sculptures by 59 artists, curated by Joe Chirchirillo. Through November 12. Info, nbossvt@gmail.com. Various Bennington locations.

randolph/royalton

ASTRO DAN DAN: “Manufactured Phonies,” a show of prints and paintings by the Hanover, N.H.-based artist, aka Daniel Matthews. Through September 30. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library.

LINDA BLACKERBY & BETTE ANN LIBBY: Abstract paintings and mixed-media mosaic works, respectively. Through October 1. Info, 279-5048. ART, etc. in Randolph.

MARK NIELSEN: Watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. Through August 12. Info, 885-3525. The Tunbridge General Store Gallery.

‘NO PLACE LIKE HERE: PHOTOGRAPHS FROM VERMONT, PAST AND PRESENT’: Vermont photographs, 1978-98 by Peter Moriarty (main gallery); and Farm Security Administration photographs of Vermont 1936-43 (center gallery). Reception: Saturday, August 26, 2-5 p.m. Through October 29. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

‘TIDY CRIMES OF PERSONHOOD’: Drawings, paintings, prints and collages that imagine femme futures and document the experiences of navigating gender as trans and nonconforming individuals, featuring Caleb Yono, Joey Tatlock, Jordan Turk and Sofia Morena. Zoom talk with artist-scholar Che Gosset: Wednesday, August 16, 6 p.m. Through August 18. Info, 728-9878. Chandler Center for the Arts in Randolph.

outside vermont

CHARLET DAVENPORT, SABRINA B. FADIAL & CORALEA WENNBERG: The artists present “Drawing From Life,” “Material – Process – System – Knowledge” and “Plant Stories,” respectively. Through August 26. Info, 603-448-3117. AVA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H.

‘PORTABLE UNIVERSE: THOUGHT AND SPLENDOUR OF INDIGENOUS COLOMBIA’: Nearly 400 artworks, including jewelry, masks, effigies, textiles and more, dating from about 1500 BC to the present. Through October 1. DEMPSEY

BOB: “Wolves,” a retrospective of totem poles, sculptures and masks by the Canadian master carver. Through September 10. Info, 514-285-2000. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

‘FAITH’: An exhibition of 50 landscapes, still lifes and figurative spanning five decades by Harold Weston, accompanied by writing from his wife, Faith Borton Weston, and archival photographs. Curated by Charlotte-based Rebecca Foster. Through September 3. Info, 914-309-7095. Keene Arts, N.Y.

‘HOMECOMING: DOMESTICITY AND KINSHIP IN GLOBAL AFRICAN ART’: More than 75 works drawn from the museum’s collection of African and African diaspora art that emphasize the role of women artists and feminine aesthetics. Exhibition tour: Wednesday, August 23, 12:30-1:30 p.m., with curator Alexandra M. Thomas. Through May 25.

KENT MONKMAN: “The Great Mystery,” four new paintings by the Cree artist along with five works in the museum’s collection that inspired them, by Hannes Beckmann, T.C. Cannon, Cyrus Edwin Dallin, Mark Rothko and Fritz Scholder. Through December 9. Info, 603-646-2808. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. ➆

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Make a Di erence — Take the Challenge!

Vermont kids are pitching in to help flooded towns recover by completing activities for the Good Citizen Challenge. This summer civics project includes 25 activities K-8 students can do to learn about and improve their communities.

On Friday, July 21, in Morrisville, a group of young residents who’ve been working on the Challenge through the Morristown Centennial Library held a bake sale to benefit the Johnson Public Library (Activity 14: Organize Support).

The flood hit Morrisville, too, but the damage was worse in nearby Johnson; the library’s entire collection has been removed until its building dries out.

Morrisville librarians Maggie Cleary and Cari Varner organized the fundraiser, posting about it on the town’s Front Porch Forum. Community members including the local bridge group saw the post and donated money and baked goods. The kids made treats and lemonade.

They spent an hour setting up their table and crafting colorful signs. Many drivers honked in support as they passed or pulled over to make donations. In one hour, the kids raised $539 for the cause. Amelia Rossiter, 12, helped sta the tent and accept donations. Her own house was una ected by the flood, “but we definitely know people who weren’t as fortunate,” she said. “Being able to help in any way we can is really nice.”

Everyone who completes the Good Citizen Challenge by doing five activities in a row on the scorecard is entered to win prizes, including a free trip for two to Washington, D.C.

Download the scorecard and enter by September 4 at goodcitizenvt.com.

Challenge Organizers

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knowledge can’t be handed down the gene pool. It has to be learned.” — Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor

Back row, from left: Amelia Rossiter, Annie Robens, Silvia Earlandt, Blaze Robens, Sevi Bickersta ; Front row: Magnolia Zebrowski, Elias Burke, Rain Bickersta

Listening In

(Spotify mix of local jams)

S UNDbites

BY CHRIS FARNSWORTH

O the Wall

When LAUREN MCKENZIE and her husband, MATT SIMPSON, pulled up stakes and left Austin, Texas, for Burlington in 2020, they knew little about their new home.

“It was right in the middle of the election cycle, and Texas didn’t feel [like] a great place to be,” McKenzie told me as we sat inside the Wallflower Collective, the bar she and Simpson opened in Burlington two years ago. “Burlington was one of these places we sort of kept tabs on to move to. When we saw there was a bar for sale, we sold our house in Austin and made the leap, which was sort of crazy because, yeah, we didn’t really know anyone.”

Moving into the space on South Union Street once occupied by Stonecutter Spirits’ Highball Social, McKenzie and Simpson’s Wallflower quickly became one of the coolest bars in town, a spot to grab a nice drink in a hip room devoid of televisions and TouchTunes machines. The bar also hosts great music from time to time on its tiny stage — notably, the popular Wednesday residency of electropop producer WILLVERINE.

“I love music, especially going to festivals,” McKenzie said. “Austin is obviously this great live music city, but we were kind of shocked to discover how good Burlington’s scene is when we moved here. For its size, it’s really something.”

The size of the bar prevents McKenzie and Simpson from turning it into a proper music venue, but it didn’t take them long to concoct a way for

Wallflower to host some serious shows, including a birthday party/music fest right in their own parking lot. After throwing a smaller, non-ticketed event last year as a sort of experiment, the two service industry veterans have stepped it up for year two, planning what McKenzie called “a very for-real music festival right in the middle of downtown.”

The second annual Wallflower Fest, going down on Sunday, August 20, is an all-day a air featuring 11 bands on two stages, outside and inside the bar. The outdoor stage will hold six out-of-town acts, including Austin garage rock duo BLACK PISTOL FIRE, Philadelphia singersongwriter RON GALLO and LA indie pop act BOY DELUXE. The indoor stage hosts a

local contingent, including NO FUN HAUS, STEADY J and Willverine.

McKenzie booked the fest herself — a process that intimidated her last year, she said, but the experience increased her confidence. This year, she knew how to get permits from the Burlington City Council and the fire marshal. She communicated with nearby businesses and made connections; Willow’s Bagels, for instance, will double as the green room for bands during the fest. Perhaps most importantly, she was able to book a festival that she hopes will fill a growing void in town.

“I’ve met so many friends who talked about what the music scene in Burlington used to be like,” McKenzie said. “And I’ve read all the stories about

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how we’ve lost venues like ArtsRiot and might lose more. And maybe it’s cliché to say it like this, but honestly, I felt called to make our show even bigger to try and fill those shoes.”

Under normal circumstances, Wallflower’s stage can accommodate a trio at best. The fest finally gives McKenzie and Simpson a chance to book the bigger bands they’ve always wanted to bring to town.

“It’s only once a year right now, but having the ability to be this kind of a venue, even just for a bit, feels so cool,” McKenzie enthused as she swept her gaze across the darkened bar and the sunlight streaming through the windows, perhaps already imagining the scene.

“Last year went o without a hitch,”she told me in an almost confidential manner, as if afraid to jinx things. “Something like that just encourages you to try and make it bigger, and I think we’ve really done that. I can’t wait for the city to see it.”

As for how the past two years in Burlington have been for the couple, McKenzie made it clear what their new home means to them.

“It’s honestly been like a dream,” she said, laughing as she brushed back a strand of her platinum blond hair. At nearly 36, McKenzie feels she moved to Burlington at the exact right moment in her life.

“I love so much about this place, and I love how it’s accepted us and our bar with such open arms,” she said.

1. “Intimidator” by Amelia Wilcox

2. “Where Does the Time Go” by Ian Steinberg

3. “Brain Matter” by Yung Breeze

4. “Big Fight - Bejenec Remix Remix” by roost.world

5. “Flesh Market” by Body Void

6. “Innocence” by Plush Mill Blue

7. “Yes I Am” by All Night Boogie Band

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Black Pistol Fire

Willverine at the Wallflower Collective FILE: LUKE AWTRY

On the Beat

While last week’s column was exceptionally informative, if I do say so myself, it was also a bit of a downer. Learning about Radio Bean’s struggles and the dearth of venues seemed to kick local musicians in the proverbial privates. They’re worried by the possibility that one of the only clubs in Burlington that regularly features original music might shutter its doors, and they didn’t hesitate to inform me. My incredibly long replies to their emails, featuring treatises on insurance rates and average merchandise cuts from venues, probably only served to trigger more frustration. But let me now o er the purest form of positive news on this front: more shows, more fests, more new albums.

We’ll kick it o with a big birthday party going down on Flynn Avenue in Burlington on Sunday, August 12. Switchback Brewing turns 21 and can finally drink its own product! To celebrate the anniversary, the brewery has tapped JENNIFER HARTSWICK, NICK CASSARINO, HAYLEY JANE and CRAIG MITCHELL to headline a day full of tunes, brews, local vendors, art and food trucks. Head over to switchbackvt.com for more info and tickets.

Happy birthday to HISTAMINE TAPES. The East Montpelier lo-fi experimental cassette label has been consistently shining a

Eye on the Scene

Last week’s live music highlights from photographer Luke Awtry

light on some of Vermont’s most overlooked and elusive music for more than five years now. To celebrate, label founder NICK DENTICO has compiled Keeping the River Beautifully Messy — Five Years of Histamine Tapes

“The goal of the compilation was to o er a ‘where are they now’ of Histamine Tapes alumni,” Dentico explained in an email. The record, which includes tracks from JO BLED, DISKLESS, CARLOS FERREIRA and Dentico himself, also serves a good cause. All proceeds from the album will benefit the VT Flood Response and Recovery Fund 2023, administered by the Vermont Community Foundation.

Anyone who wants to see music history made should head to the Higher Ground Ballroom in South Burlington on Friday, August 11. Rock duo DEVON ALLMAN and DONAVON FRANKENREITER are attempting to set a Guinness World Record for playing concerts in all 50 states in fewer than 50 days. After kicking o the tour with two shows in Maryland on August 5, the two men — one GREGG ALLMAN’s son, the other a former professional surfer — embarked on a truly brutal schedule of playing at least one show daily until the tour wraps up on September 22 in California. Sounds wild! I wonder how burned out they’ll be on show 49? Fortunately for us, Vermont is pretty early in the process, so catch ’em while they’re fresh, people.

On the Air

Where to tune in to Vermont music this week:

“WAVE CAVE RADIO SHOW,” Wednesday, August 9, 2 p.m., on 105.9 the Radiator: DJS FLYWLKER and GINGERVITUS spin the best of local and nonlocal hip-hop.

“ROCKET SHOP RADIO HOUR,” Wednesday, August 9, 8 p.m., on 105.9 the Radiator: Host TOM PROCTOR plays local music.

“THE SOUNDS OF BURLINGTON,” ursday, August 10, 9 p.m., at wbkm. org: Host TIM LEWIS plays selections of local music.

“CULTURAL BUNKER,” Friday, August 11, 7 p.m., on 90.1 WRUV: Host MELO GRANT plays local and nonlocal hip-hop.

SITKA TRIO AT THE FESTIVAL OF FOOLS, BURLINGTON, AUGUST 6: Bartók for breakfast, anyone? On Sunday morning, in place of the usual few eggs, breakfast meat and upwards of half my body weight in cheese, I started the day with the VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA’s BROOKE QUIGGINS JOHN DUNLOP and STEFANIE TAYLOR, aka SITKA TRIO. Burlington City Arts’ Festival of Fools began the third and final day of its downtown street performer takeover promptly at 10 a.m. — a bit on the early side for a creature of the night like me. But what better way to wake up and ease into the day than by listening to some of the best classical musicians in the state? I’ve always felt that the toughest part of being a lover of live music — whether a performer, photographer or attendee — is showing up. Once you’re there, the rest is easy. e church bell rang for its 10th and final time just as I stepped into City Hall Park and sighed with relief, knowing the hardest part of my day was behind me.

“ACOUSTIC HARMONY,” Saturday, August 12, 4 p.m., on 91.1 WGDR: Host MARK MICHAELIS plays folk and Americana music with an emphasis on Vermont artists.

“LOCAL MUSIC SPOTLIGHT,” Sunday, August 13, 6:45 p.m., on 104.7 WNCS the Point: e station plays new music from Vermont artists.

“ALL THE TRADITIONS,” Sunday, August 13, 7 p.m., on Vermont Public: Host ROBERT RESNIK plays an assortment of folk music with a focus on Vermont artists.

Jennifer Hartswick

CLUB DATES music+nightlife

live music

WED.9

Bluegrass & BBQ (bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Carol Ann Jones (singersongwriter) at Blue Paddle Bistro, South Hero, 6 p.m. Free.

Dan Ryan Express (jazz) at American Flatbread Burlington Hearth, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Halations & Connor Young (folk) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7 p.m.

$5/$10.

Jamie Lee Thurston (country) at the Old Post, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Jazz Jam Sessions with Randal Pierce (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Kind Bud & Nug (jam) at Vermont Pub & Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free.

Lazy Bird (jam) at Red Square, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Live Jazz (jazz) at Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Raina Sokolov-Gonzalez, Lea Cota (jazz) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10/$12.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $5.

Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

THU.10

Alternate Take (jazz) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Disq, Graham Hunt, Julia & the Nightcaps (alt rock) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $13/$15.

The FOG (folk rock) at Vermont Pub & Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Grace Palmer and Socializing for Introverts (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Jazz with Alex Stewart and Friends (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

Jeff Shelley (acoustic) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

John Lackard Blues Duo (blues) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. Free.

Julia Parent (singer-songwriter) at Blue Paddle Bistro, South Hero, 5:30 p.m. Free.

K.Flay, Hello Mary (hip-hop) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $22/$25.

Mathew Saraca (singersongwriter) at Filling Station, Middlesex, 6 p.m. Free.

Milton Busker & the Grim Work (folk rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

As the World Squirms

You’ve heard of body horror, but have you ever heard of body-horror comedy? Comedian SARAH SHERMAN, aka SARAH SQUIRM, blurs the line between hilarious and gross, often to delightful effect. The New York City-based comic — who is a featured player on “Saturday Night Live” and costars with Adam Sandler in the upcoming Netflix film You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah — has gained notoriety for a stage show that can include prosthetic eyeballs and exploding buttholes. She brings her hysterically disgusting show to the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington for a series of performances Thursday to Saturday, August 10 to 12.

Red Hot Juba (jazz) at Black Flannel Brewing & Distilling, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

Tom Bisson (folk) at American Flatbread Stowe, 6 p.m. Free.

FRI.11

90 Proof (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

Anachronist (indie rock) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10/$15.

Breanna Elaine (singersongwriter) at Stone’s Throw Pizza, Waterbury, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Brett Hughes (country) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free.

Brian Goldman (acoustic) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

Devon Allman, Donavon Frankenreiter, Matt Andersen, Jackson Stokes (rock) at Higher Ground Ballroom, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $35/$39.

Dirty Looks (rock) at the Old Post, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

DJ Kata (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Duncan MacLeod Trio (jazz) at Jericho Café & Tavern, 7 p.m. Free.

Fabulous Wrecks (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.

George Nostrand (folk) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 6 p.m. Free.

Lazy Bird (jam) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Matt & Dave of the Tenderbellies (folk) at Stone’s Throw Pizza, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

New Erotics, Architrave, Burial Woods, Starvation Wages (synthpop, techno) at Despacito, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5.

Nobby Reed Project (blues) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free.

Tiffany Pfeiffer (jazz) at Bleu Northeast Kitchen, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Tomato Flower, the Onlys, Remi Russin (indie) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $12/$15.

Troy Millette and the Fire Below (Americana) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

SAT.12

21st Birthday Bash with Jennifer Hartswick & Nick Cassarino, Hayley Jane, DJ Craig Mitchell (soul, jam) at Switchback Brewing, Burlington, 3 p.m. $12/$17.

50 Cal (rock) at McKee’s Pub & Grill, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

Best Not Broken (rock) at Red Square, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

CombustOmatics (folk rock) at Jericho Café & Tavern, 7 p.m. Free.

Dan Parks, Mark Steffenhagen (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. Free.

David Karl Roberts (singersongwriter) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 6 p.m. Free.

Free Range Band (covers) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 9 p.m. Free.

In the Pocket (jazz) at Bleu Northeast Kitchen, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Left Eye Jump (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free.

Oaksie (blues) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

SUN.13

Andy Lugo & the Fever Dream (folk) at Red Square, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free.

Giovanina Bucci (singersongwriter) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

Madigan Linnane (singersongwriter) at Lawson’s Finest Liquids, Waitsfield, 3 p.m. Free.

Renée Laroche-Rheaume (folk) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, noon. Free.

Ron Gagnon (singer-songwriter) at Blue Paddle Bistro, South Hero, 5:30 p.m. Free.

The Stragglers (bluegrass) at Vermont Pub & Brewery, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

Sunday Brunch Tunes (singersongwriter) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m.

TUE.15

Big Easy Tuesdays with Back Porch Revival (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Bluegrass Jam (bluegrass) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

Bob Recupero (covers) at Lawson’s Finest Liquids, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Free.

Especially Cowboys (country, Americana) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5/$10.

Honky Tonk with Tallgrass Getdown (country) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

WED.16

Back Porch Revival (folk) at American Flatbread Burlington Hearth, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Bluegrass & BBQ (bluegrass) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6:30 p.m. Free.

David Karl Roberts (singersongwriter) at Blue Paddle Bistro, South Hero, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Jazz Jam Sessions with Randal Pierce (jazz) at the 126, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Jazz Night with Ray Vega (jazz) at Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Kind Hearted Strangers (rock) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. Lazy Bird (jam) at Red Square, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Live Jazz (jazz) at Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. The Middle Ages (hip-hop) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5/$10.

Burlington Femme Fest 2023: Burly Girlies, Rangus, Girl Spit, Squelch, Shy Godwin (alt rock, punk) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10/$15.

Dave Mitchell’s Blues Revue (blues) at Red Square, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free.

Soul Porpoise (soul) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Waiting on Mongo (jam) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Wolfhand, King Bastard, Keepsake, Spaisekult (metal) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12/$15.

MONSTERWATCH, Spoon Benders, Dog Lips, Greaseface (punk) at Radio Bean, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10/$11.

Wednesday Night Dead (Grateful Dead covers) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $5. Wet, Lucy (indie) at Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $22/$25. Willverine (electronic) at the Wallflower Collective, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

THU.10-SAT.12 // SARAH SHERMAN [COMEDY]

djs

WED.9

DJ CRE8 (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11:30 p.m. Free.

The Mid Week Hump with DJs Fattie B and Craig Mitchell (DJ) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.10

DJ Chaston (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m.

Free.

DJ JP Black (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Two Sev (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJ Big Dog (reggae and dancehall) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. Free.

Vinyl Night with Ken (DJ) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 6 p.m. Free.

FRI.11

DJ Craig Mitchell (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10/$15.

SAT.12

Blanchface (DJ) at Manhattan

Pizza & Pub, Burlington, 10 p.m.

Free.

DillanwithaQ (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, noon. Free.

DJ A-Ra$ (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, midnight. Free.

DJ broosha (DJ) at Monkey House, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

DJ Raul (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

DJ Taka (DJ) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 11 p.m. $10/$15.

Function 002: ‘Gimme the Disco’ Release Party (NO

FUN INTENDED) (DJ) at Drink, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10.

Matt Payne (DJ) at Red Square Blue Room, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

Molly Mood (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

SUN.13

DJ Two Sev (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 11 p.m. Free.

MON.14

Memery (DJ) at Red Square, Burlington, 10 p.m. Free.

TUE.15

Local Dork (DJ) at Foam Brewers, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

open mics & jams

WED.9

Irish Sessions (Celtic, open mic) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

THU.10

Open Mic (open mic) at Orlando’s Bar & Lounge, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Artie (open mic) at Whammy Bar, Calais, 7 p.m. Free.

MON.14

Open Mic (open mic) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Open Mic Night (open mic) at Despacito, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

TUE.15

Open Mic Night (open mic) at 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, 6 p.m. Free.

WED.16

Irish Sessions (Celtic, open mic) at Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Open Mic (open mic) at Monopole, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 p.m. Free.

Open Mic with Danny Lang (open mic) at Taps Tavern, Poultney, 7 p.m. Free.

comedy

WED.9

Improv: Coached Ensemble Night (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Standup Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

THU.10

Mothra! A Storytelling/ Improv Comedy Show (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:45 p.m. Free.

Sarah Sherman (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25.

FRI.11

Sarah Sherman (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. $25.

SAT.12

Good Clean Fun (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 4:45 p.m. $5/$10.

Sarah Sherman (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. $25.

SUN.13

ISMO (comedy) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 & 9 p.m. $30.

MON.14

Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at the 126, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.16

Standup Comedy Open Mic (comedy open mic) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

trivia, karaoke, etc.

WED.9

4Qs Trivia Night (trivia) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Venetian Trivia Night (trivia) at the Venetian Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

THU.10

Karaoke Night (karaoke) at Zenbarn, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia (trivia) at Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at McGillicuddy’s Five Corners, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Nectar’s, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Thursday (trivia) at Spanked Puppy Pub, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free.

FRI.11

Karoke with DJ Big T (karaoke) at McKee’s Pub & Grill, Winooski, 9 p.m. Free.

‘Untapped: Beached Whales’ (burlesque) at Monkey House, Winooski, 8 p.m. $20.

SAT.12

Rabble-Rouser Trivia Night! (trivia) at Rabble-Rouser Chocolate & Craft, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5.

SUN.13

Venetian Karaoke (karaoke) at the Venetian Soda Lounge, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

MON.14

Trivia Monday with Top Hat Entertainment (trivia) at McKee’s Pub & Grill, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Trivia with Craig Mitchell (trivia) at Monkey House, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free.

TUE.15

Karaoke with Motorcade (karaoke) at Manhattan Pizza & Pub, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free.

Taproom Trivia (trivia) at 14th Star Brewing, St. Albans, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at the Depot, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free.

Trivia Tuesday (trivia) at On Tap Bar & Grill, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free.

Tuesday Trivia (trivia) at Vermont Comedy Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

WED.16

4Qs Trivia Night (trivia) at Four Quarters Brewing, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free.

Trivia Night (trivia) at Stone Corral, Richmond, 7 p.m. Free.

Venetian Trivia Night (trivia) at the Venetian Soda Lounge, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. ➆

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The Obvious Tells, Pressure

(SELF-RELEASED, DIGITAL)

Possibly (but probably not) true story: In 1609, Samuel de Champlain set his stocking-clad feet in Vermont and was immediately struck by two things. e first was how insanely verdant the Green Mountains were. (“Tout est si vert!” he exclaimed, probably wiping some blow from his nose.) e second: how prolific Vermont musicians are. Dude was barely mapping out the lake that would eventually bear his name when two bluegrass submissions, a jazz record and one very loud death metal/hardcore split EP were delivered right to the Don de Dieu. He gave them all three out of five stars and moved on to further exploration of the St. Lawrence, but Seven Days likes to be more thorough. So, we’re not saying music editor Chris Farnsworth is doing more important work than de Champlain, but we’re also not not saying it.

OrphanWar, III

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Burlington punk outfit the Obvious Tells is the solo project of transgender singer-songwriter Jessica Amelia. Taking inspiration from outspoken political punk acts of the ’80s and ’90s such as Minor Threat and Propagandhi, Amelia funnels her fury and experiences into her debut album, Pressure, delivering eight pummeling, explosive songs that document the societal struggles transgender people face.

Whether lamenting the di culty of getting gender-a rming surgery in “Cut It O ” or the duplicity of fake allies in “Barks” and “Maybe I’m a Separatist,” Amelia has a middle finger for a lot of people and raging ri s to soundtrack all those “fuck yous.” She makes every sound on an album loaded with huge guitars, pounding drums and full-throated screaming, delivering a record of pure rage that doesn’t let up for a moment.

KEY TRACK: “We Will Never Die” WHY: In this anger-fueled history lesson, Amelia growls out lines like “We descend from screaming queens / Who threw bricks and rose from ashes” as she name-checks iconic moments in gay history such as the Compton’s Cafeteria and Stonewall riots. WHERE: theobvioustells.bandcamp.com

Robin Gottfried, Wind on the Shallows

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Guitar-slinger Robin Gottfried is back with his latest record, Wind on the Shallows. Few songwriters in the Green Mountains craft such an authentic late ’70s/early ’80s-tinged mix of jamband grooves, sunny yacht rock and white-boy blues. With more than 20 years of records on his CV, Gottfried has long since zeroed in on the sound he wants, and he executes it flawlessly. Between the octave guitar runs on “Whatcha Gonna Do” and the stabs of cello on “Beginnings,” it’s clear he knows exactly how to produce his music and has no desire to fuck with the formula. Nothing on Wind on the Shallows signals a new phase of Gottfried’s music, but the songs are brimming with clever, tasteful flourishes and, as always, astute guitar playing. Fans of the Grateful Dead’s later studio work will find much here to admire.

KEY TRACK: “Rearview Mirror of Regret” WHY: On this piano-driven, jazz-leaning track, Gottfried harmonizes with himself on a soaring chorus. WHERE: Spotify

The So n Sos, The So n Sos

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One of the coolest things about the Burlington music scene is the whole “You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” nature of team-ups. Whether it’s inevitable in a small city or Burlington musicians are just extra collaborative, great combinations of local acts always seem to be popping up. (Observe Josh Panda recently joining the Grift, for example.)

In the latest instance of the trend, singer-songwriter Lil Sickles has joined forces with jam rockers Be-er to become the So n Sos. Though their initial o ering is a scant three-song EP, the potential in those songs reflects an act that is more than the sum of its parts. Sickles’ songwriting and salty-and-sweet vocals color in the lines of an intriguing mix of bar ballads and country-leaning rockers. There’s a little jam in there, a little rock, a little country, and the boys from Be-er are up to the challenge. All of which is to say that Sickles and co. have delivered a nice primer on what the band might accomplish in a longer e ort.

KEY TRACK: “Coming Home” WHY: The band flashes some southern rock tendencies as Sickles belts out a massive chorus. WHERE: thesonsos.bandcamp.com

Under his Bishop LaVey persona, Waterbury’s Kane Sweeney puts out a type of music best described as “doom folk.” It’s sort of like seeing Slayer hike the Long Trail, but it works.

Sweeney goes full-on metal with his OrphanWar project, crafting albums full of distorted guitars, explosive drums and huge screams. He is nothing if not unpredictable as a songwriter, and his latest OrphanWar album, III, starts with a bit of almost radio-friendly alt-rock before igniting into a thrasher that features him screaming “Bloodbath and beyond!”

As on his other OrphanWar records, Sweeney’s lyrics are tongue in cheek, even if the music is deadly serious. When you’re dealing with song titles such as “Blooderfly” and “Festive Scalping,” it’s best to have a smile while getting in the pit. III has a sense of playfulness amid the doom, with Sweeney loosening up the sonic restraints. Hints of stoner rock and screamo have entered the chat, and OrphanWar is all the more interesting for its deviances.

KEY TRACK: “Doomsday Cult: Part 1” WHY: In the heaviest hitter on a record full of heaviness, Sweeney’s growls and howls take on added weight. WHERE: orphanwar. bandcamp.com

Ayden Flanigan, “Friends” and Other Songs

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COVID-19 gave the title of “bedroom producer” a bit of an asterisk. Whereas the designation once conjured up images of bookish musicians huddled by a computer, crafting lo-fi R&B or quirky EDM, during the pandemic it came to encompass, uh, everybody for a year or two. Now, as the bigger acts return to lavish record studios, the proper bedroom producers are reclaiming the title, including Burlington-based musician Ayden Flanigan.

The University of Vermont student and drummer with indie rockers Brunch didn’t technically record his debut LP “Friends” and Other Songs in his bedroom, but using his parents’ basement surely gets him the same number of DIY points. Flanigan runs the gamut from sensitive singer-songwriter (“Forgot How to Sleep”) to one-man college funk act (“Wa-Wa-Wawa-Wa!”) to indie pop (“Lost on the Way”). Through it all, he displays a clear songwriting acumen that helps propel an impressive debut.

KEY TRACK: “We Could Send Letters” WHY: Flanigan shows o his Wilco side, channeling Je Tweedy on the indie rock number. WHERE: Spotify

Wicked Louder, Frustrated Mess

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From the depths of deepest, darkest Thetford comes Wicked Louder. Thankfully, the garage rock and darkwave synthesis project of Derek P. Lorrigan doesn’t sound like the awful New England bro rock its name implies. Rather, Lorrigan seems as influenced by Daft Punk as he is by, say, Sonic Youth. Employing massively distorted vocals and washed-out production, Lorrigan layers a shroud of haze over Frustrated Mess, occasionally letting the laser-like cut of synthesizers provide color and scope to his unconventional compositions.

The album’s best quality is its total disregard for flow or sequencing. The stuttering, incredibly odd “Kudzu” gives way to “Ragamu n Hammer” and its halting space-funk, which in turn leads to the Flaming Lips-leaning “Love in Vein.” There’s not much in the way of rhyme or reason on the record, but Lorrigan makes this an attribute rather than a detriment.

KEY TRACK: “For You” WHY: Lorrigan rides a weirdly uneven groove in a clever slice of indie prog rock. WHERE: wickedlouder.bandcamp.com

on screen

Is there a horror movie scarier than Oppenheimer? Perhaps not. But Talk to Me, an Australian import that had its U.S. premiere at the Sundance Film Festival, has been touted as one of the most terrifying films in a while. Directed by 30-year-old twins Danny and Michael Philippou, who grew up doing stunts in their backyard and parlayed their reckless inventiveness into a career as YouTube entertainers, the movie reflects their seatof-the-pants aesthetic, complete with practical e ects.

The deal

Two years after her mom’s death, depressed teen Mia (Sophie Wilde) finds solace at the home of her best friend, Jade (Alexandra Jensen), where she plays big sister to Jade’s kid brother (Joe Bird).

Talk to Me ★★★★ REVIEW

Sophie persuades Jade to accompany her to a house party where their classmates are engaged in a new diversion: recreational spirit possession. Half séance and half raucous party game, their ritual revolves around a plaster cast of a hand that supposedly contains the mummified appendage of a deceased medium.

Light a candle, hold the hand and say, “Talk to me,” and you will see ghosts. Adding the words “I let you in” allows the spirits to possess you. But be sure to release the hand and blow out the candle after 90 seconds, or your otherworldly visitors might stick around.

Desperate to get out of her own head, Mia is all too willing to let ghosts into it. But when her deceased mother joins the party, things go o the rails.

Will you like it?

I know what you’re thinking. Who gets possessed for kicks? Haven’t these kids seen The Exorcist?

Many horror movies have a characterslacking-common-sense problem, but the Philippous actually make this bug into a feature. The party scenes are the strongest parts of the movie; ragged and rowdy, they pulse with the barely controlled anarchic energies of adolescence.

From the very first scene, which opens with a long tracking shot into the dark heart of a party, we get the sense that anything could happen, and that’s exactly how these kids want it. When their possessed buddies thrash and twitch and even French-kiss the family dog, it’s a big

joke, something to film with their phones and post online.

The folks at CinemaSins can object all they want, but humans seem to have a natural desire to play with the supernatural. Watching Talk to Me, I was reminded of the early scene in Poltergeist in which JoBeth Williams toys with the mysterious forces in her home, encouraging them to slide objects across the kitchen floor and laughing gleefully when they oblige. She later regrets her experimentation, and so does Mia, for whom possession quickly becomes an addiction. But their dangerous curiosity about the world beyond isn’t implausible in itself, especially when combined with a motive such as Mia’s yearning to see her mom one last time.

The party scenes also bring desperately needed moments of levity to Talk to Me When they end, it becomes an oppressively dark movie, both aesthetically and thematically, with a level of gritty realism that current American horror cinema lacks.

Imagine an early M. Night Shyamalan movie, such as The Sixth Sense, stripped of all the director’s fuzzy optimism and belief in serendipity, and you’re starting to grasp the mood of Talk to Me . Early on, driving through a turgid night, Mia and Riley encounter a bellowing, dying

kangaroo on the roadside; Mia can’t bring herself to put it out of its misery. Later, after a horrific midpoint twist, she faces a similar dilemma with higher stakes.

Ghosts slip into this world casually, with no shimmer of digital e ects. But they also have no good intentions, and their influence warps Mia into a downright unsympathetic protagonist, flailing from one hopeless delusion to another. As Mia becomes more isolated and prone to spontaneous spirit visitations, watching Talk to Me feels akin to being trapped in a room with someone who’s lost touch with reality.

Recently, horror fans were divided by a social media debate over whether “cozy horror” is a legitimate subgenre or an oxymoron. I’m inclined to defend the ineradicable nihilistic streak at the heart of horror, but Talk to Me tested my resolution. While the pitch-dark ending is beautifully executed, it doesn’t o er much in the way of catharsis. The possessions work as a metaphor for grief, mental illness and substance addiction, but the movie doesn’t o er much in the way of new insight into those travails.

Talk to Me does pivot on one cruel, clever idea, though: While people like to play with the supernatural, the supernatural refuses to be gamified. Late in the film, Mia tries to undo the damage she’s done by

reenacting the ritual, clearly hoping for a video game-style reset. The spirit world’s response? Essentially, “talk to the hand.”

MARGOT HARRISON margot@sevendaysvt.com

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THE BABADOOK (2014; AMC+, IFC Films Unlimited, Pluto TV, Shudder, Tubi, rentable): The Philippou brothers were crew members on Jennifer Kent’s acclaimed horror film about a grieving widow whose young son is convinced there’s a monster in their house.

LAKE MUNGO (2008; PLEX, Tubi, Vudu, rentable): Continue your excursion into Australian horror cinema with this mockumentary about a haunting, featuring one of the best-executed jump scares ever.

IDLE HANDS (1999; rentable): Fright film history offers a handful (sorry) of “evil hand” movies, but I can’t miss the opportunity to mention this forgotten relic, a horror stoner comedy featuring then-rising stars Devon Sawa, Seth Green and Jessica Alba.

Sophie Wilde plays a teen whose toying with the spirit world has dire consequences in this anti-cozy Australian horror flick.

NEW IN THEATERS

JAILER: A prison official (Rajinikanth) goes up against a gang determined to spring its leader from the joint in this Tamil action comedy. Nelson Dilipkumar directed. (168 min, NR. Majestic)

JULES: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for a different generation? Ben Kingsley plays a man who befriends an alien he finds in his backyard in this drama from Marc Turtletaub. With Harriet Sansom Harris and Jane Curtin. (90 min, PG-13. Palace)

THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER: Remember the unlucky ship the title character sailed on in Bram Stoker’s Dracula? This horror flick tells its story. With Corey Hawkins and Aisling Franciosi. André Øvredal directed. (188 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace)

CURRENTLY PLAYING

BARBIEHHHH Margot Robbie plays the Mattel toy as she experiences her first-ever existential crisis. With Ryan Gosling and America Ferrera. Greta Gerwig directed. (114 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Star, Stowe, Sunset, Welden; reviewed 7/26)

HAUNTED MANSIONHH1/2 In Disney’s horrorcomedy based on its theme park ride, a single mom (Rosario Dawson) assembles a motley team of specialists to help her exorcise her new home. Justin Simien directed. (122 min, PG-13. Bethel, Essex, Majestic, Roxy, Sunset)

INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINYHHH

The intrepid archaeologist (Harrison Ford) battles Nazis in both 1944 and 1969 in the fifth installment of the adventure series. James Mangold directed. (154 min, PG-13. Majestic)

MEG 2: THE TRENCHHH Erstwhile experimentalist Ben Wheatley directed this sequel to the summer hit in which Jason Statham aids deep-sea researchers as they battle various menaces, including prehistoric sharks. (116 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE — DEAD RECKONING PART

ONEHHHH Tom Cruise returns as secret agent Ethan Hunt in the seventh installment of the action franchise. (163 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Palace)

NO HARD FEELINGSHHH A down-on-her-luck woman (Jennifer Lawrence) is hired by a 19-yearold’s parents to bring him out of his shell before college in this comedy. (103 min, R. Sunset)

OPPENHEIMERHHHHH Director Christopher Nolan tells the story of the man (Cillian Murphy) who played a key role in creating the atomic bomb. With Emily Blunt, Matt Damon and Robert Downey Jr. (180 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Playhouse, Roxy, Star, Stowe, Sunset, Welden; reviewed 8/2)

SOUND OF FREEDOMHH1/2 Jim Caviezel stars in this action thriller based on the life of Tim Ballard, a former federal agent who founded an organization to fight human trafficking. (135 min, PG-13. Essex, Palace)

TALK TO MEHHH1/2 A group of friends learns that using an embalmed hand to conjure spirits is a very bad idea in this horror thriller from Australia. Danny and Michael Philippou directed. (94 min, R. Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset; reviewed 8/8)

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT

MAYHEMHHH1/2 Cowriter Seth Rogen and directors Jeff Rowe and Kyler Spears reboot the comic-based series about four crime-fighting brothers raised in the New York sewers for this animated adventure. (99 min, PG. Bethel, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Star, Sunset, Welden)

THEATER CAMPHHH1/2 A staff of thespians must make an unusual alliance to save their beloved summer retreat in this comedy directed by Molly Gordon and Nick Lieberman, starring Ben Platt. (92 min, PG-13. Roxy)

OLDER FILMS AND SPECIAL SCREENINGS

CORALINE (Essex, Mon & Tue only)

A FANTASTIC WOMAN (Playhouse, Tue only)

THE FARM BOY (Playhouse, Sun only)

FATHOM’S BIG SCREEN CLASSICS: ENTER THE DRAGON 50TH ANNIVERSARY (Essex, Sun & Wed 16 only)

INSIDIOUS: THE RED DOOR (Star, Sunset)

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (Star)

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (Catamount, Thu only)

THE SUMMER OF WALTER HACKS (Playhouse, Mon only)

OPEN THEATERS

The Capitol Showplace, Catamount Arts and Savoy Theater are currently closed until further notice. (* = upcoming schedule for theater was not available at press time)

BETHEL DRIVE-IN: 36 Bethel Dr., Bethel, 728-3740, betheldrivein.com

BIG PICTURE THEATER: 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994, bigpicturetheater.info

BIJOU CINEPLEX 4: 107 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-3293, bijou4.com

*CAPITOL SHOWPLACE: 93 State St., Montpelier, 229-0343, fgbtheaters.com

CATAMOUNT ARTS: 115 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-2600, catamountarts.org

ESSEX CINEMAS & T-REX THEATER: 21 Essex Way, Suite 300, Essex, 879-6543, essexcinemas.com

MAJESTIC 10: 190 Boxwood St., Williston, 878-2010, majestic10.com

MARQUIS THEATER: 65 Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841, middleburymarquis.com

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMAS: 222 College St., Burlington, 864-3456, merrilltheatres.net

PALACE 9 CINEMAS: 10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610, palace9.com

PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA: 241 N. Main St., Barre, 479-9621, fgbtheaters.com

PLAYHOUSE MOVIE THEATRE: 11 S. Main St., Randolph, 728-4012, playhouseflicks.com

*SAVOY THEATER: 26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0598, savoytheater.com

STAR THEATRE: 17 Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 748-9511, stjaytheatre.com

*STOWE CINEMA 3PLEX: 454 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678, stowecinema.com

SUNSET DRIVE-IN: 155 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800, sunsetdrivein.com

WELDEN THEATRE: 104 N. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com

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WED.9 agriculture

FARMING WITH WILD

HABITAT & INTENSIVE NO-

TILL WORKSHOP: A farm tour and lessons from the veggie growers themselves teach attendees the virtues of soilfriendly practices. Small Axe Farm, Barnet, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, caledoniacountynrcd@ gmail.com.

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK:

A weeklong celebration of local food origins offers various venues for hands-on farm activities, with music and tasty treats. See diginvt.com for full schedule. Various locations statewide. Free; fee for some activities. Info, diginvt@ vermontfresh.net.

business

QUEEN CITY BUSINESS

NETWORKING

INTERNATIONAL GROUP: Savvy businesspeople make crucial contacts at a weekly chapter meeting. Burlington City Arts, 11:15 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 829-5066.

community

COMMUNITY PARTNERS

DESK: AGEWELL: Seniors stop by the main reading room to ask questions and learn about programs available to them. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

CURRENT EVENTS: Neighbors have an informal discussion about what’s in the news. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

ESTABLISHING, MANAGING AND DISBURSING COMMUNITY

RELIEF FUNDS: Philanthropy experts lead a webinar on best

practices for post-disaster fundraisers. Presented by Vermont Council on Rural Development. 10-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-6091.

crafts

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERERS’ GUILD OF AMERICA: Anyone with an interest in the needle arts is welcome to bring a project to this monthly meeting. Holy Family Parish Hall, Essex Junction, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, gmc.vt.ega@ gmail.com.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: A special exhibition focuses on climate education and environmental sustainability. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $17-20; free for members and kids under 2. Info, 649-2200.

fairs & festivals

ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: Vermont’s largest agricultural fair hosts horse shows, tractor pulls, kiddie rides and live entertainment. Addison County Fairgrounds, New Haven, 8:30 a.m.-11 p.m. $5-25; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 545-2557.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: Sparkling graphics and vibrant interviews take viewers on a journey alongside NASA astronauts as they prepare for stranger-than-sciencefiction space travel. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy

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Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN WORLD 3D’: Stunning footage takes viewers on a mind-bending journey into phenomena that are too slow, too fast or too small to be seen by the naked eye. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

NXT ROCKUMENTARY FILM SERIES: ‘MONTEREY POP’: This 1968 concert film features festival performances by the likes of Jimi Hendrix, Simon & Garfunkel, the Who, and Otis Redding. Discussion follows. Next Stage Arts Project, Putney, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 451-0053.

STOWE JEWISH FILM

FESTIVAL: ‘CINEMA SABAYA’: Four Muslim women and four Jewish women take a video workshop together in this heartfelt 2021 drama. Q&A with writer and director Orit Fouks Rotem follows. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 760-4634.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: Viewers are plunged into the magical vistas of the continent’s deserts, jungles and savannahs. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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art

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film

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music + nightlife

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The Play’s the Thing

Theater lovers eager to get in on the ground floor of the next big thing flock to Middlebury Acting Company’s American Dreaming: A New Play Festival. The weekendlong series of staged readings under the tent at Swift House Inn features three brandspanking-new works: Cowgirl by Justin Aaron Halle, in which a vintage feminist board game derails a wedding on a Wyoming ranch; Until the Day Is Done by Jared Michael Delaney, a heart-wrenching drama about a life-changing diagnosis; and Lessons by Matthew Chong, about a 16-year-old Korean American pianist driven to the brink by a sadistic mentor.

AMERICAN DREAMING: A NEW PLAY FESTIVAL

Friday, August 11, 7 p.m.; Saturday, August 12, 2 & 7 p.m.; and Sunday, August 13, 2 p.m., at Swift House Inn in Middlebury. $15. Info, gina@middleburyactors.org, townhalltheater.org.

‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: Sandhill cranes, yellow warblers and mallard ducks make their lives along rivers, lakes and wetlands. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $14.50-18; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

food & drink

LEDDY PARK BEACH BITES: Food trucks and live tunes make for a delightful evening of dinner, drinks and family fun by sunset. Leddy Park, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0123.

TRUCKS, TAPS & TUNES: Locals sip on craft brews, local food and live music at this weekly, family-friendly lawn party. Essex Experience, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@essexexperience.com.

games

BOARD GAME NIGHT: Lovers of tabletop fun play classic games and new designer offerings. Waterbury Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

MAH-JONGG OPEN PLAY: Weekly sessions of an age-old game promote critical thinking and friendly competition. Manchester Community Library, Manchester

Center, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2607.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: Waterbury Public Library instructor

Diana Whitney leads at-home participants in gentle stretches supported by seats. 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SEATED & STANDING YOGA: Beginners are welcome to grow their strength and flexibility at this supportive class. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 549-4574.

language

BEGINNER IRISH LANGUAGE

CLASS: Celtic-curious students learn to speak an Ghaeilge in a supportive group. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS:

Learners of all abilities practice written and spoken English with trained instructors. Presented by Fletcher Free Library. 6:30-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@ burlingtonvt.gov.

montréal

‘AURA’: An immersive light show and soundscape highlights the rich history and stunning architecture of the Québec church. Notre-Dame Basilica of Montréal, 6 & 8 p.m. $18-32; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 866-842-2925.

FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL: Since its founding in 1996, this genre film festival has focused on niche, B-rated and low-budget movies in various genres, from horror to sci-fi. See fantasiafestival.com for full schedule. Various Montréal locations. $12.50-13.50; $110-210 for festival passes. Info, info@ fantasiafestival.com.

FIERTÉ MONTRÉAL: Following the initiative of the city’s 2SLGBTQI+ communities, the Montréal Pride Festival celebrates their rich cultural and social progress. See fiertemontreal.com for full schedule. Various Montréal locations. Free. Info, 514-903-6193.

ITALFESTMTL: Locals and visitors celebrate the beauty and diversity of Italian culture in Canada through music, arts, food and folklore in Montréal’s Little Italy. Various Montréal locations. Free. Info, 514-279-6357.

music

THE BRANDENBERGER FAMILY: An Amish family act distinguishes its bluegrass bops with heavenly harmonies. The Mansfield Barn, Jericho, 7-9 p.m. $15; free for kids

under 10. Info, mansfieldbarn@ gmail.com.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER

MUSIC FESTIVAL: Bach cello suites, Pete Sutherland tributes and Brahms string sextets

FAMI LY FU N

Check out these family-friendly events for parents, caregivers and kids of all ages.

Plan ahead at sevendaysvt.com/family-fun

Post your event at sevendaysvt.com/postevent.

WED.9 burlington

BABYTIME: Librarians bring out books, rhymes and songs specially selected for young ones. Pre-walkers and younger. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

IMAGINATION STATION: Giant Jenga, Hula-Hoops and jump ropes entertain shoppers of all ages in between stops. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1648.

RAPTORS: INSPIRING: A Vermont Institute of Natural Science educator explains how environmentalists banded together to save endangered birds of prey. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

STEAM SPACE: Kids explore science, technology, engineering, art and math activities. Ages 5 through 11. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

STORIES WITH SHANNON: Bookworms ages 2 through 5 enjoy fun-filled reading time. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

TEDDY BEAR TAKEOVER WITH

VERMONT TEDDY BEAR: Beloved mascot Ted presides over a day of scavenger hunts, demonstrations and lessons on how stuffies are made. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $14.50-18; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

chittenden county

LEGO BUILDERS: Aspiring architects enjoy an afternoon of imagination and play. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

SPANISH PLAYDATE: Lainie and her son Wesley help young speakers and learners immerse in the language.

Ages 6 months through 5 years. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1010:30 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

SUMMER CRAFTYTOWN: Kids create and take home craft projects. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

mad river valley/ waterbury

LEGO CHALLENGE CLUB: Kids engage in a fun-filled hour of building, then leave their creations on display in the library all month long. Ages 6 through 8. Waterbury Public Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 244-7036.

characterize the classical concert series’ 31st season. See cvcmf.org for full schedule. Various central Vermont locations, 7 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 728-9878.

manchester/ bennington

MCL FILM CLUB: Teen auteurs learn how to bring stories to life on camera. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2607.

NEW MOMS’ GROUP: Local doula Kimberleigh Weiss-Lewitt facilitates a community-building weekly meetup for mothers who are new to parenting or the area. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 549-4574.

THU.10 burlington

CLIF BOOK GIVEAWAY: Kids ages 3 through 8 engage with an interactive story time and take home their very own books. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

IMAGINATION STATION: See WED.9.

PRESCHOOL YOGA: Colleen from Grow Prenatal and Family Yoga leads little ones in songs, movement and other fun activities. Ages 2 through 5. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

S’MORES AND STARS: Teens celebrate National S’mores Day with sweet treats, spooky stories and space-themed crafts. Ages 11 through 18. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

LEGO TIME: Builders in kindergarten through fourth grade enjoy an afternoon of imagination and play. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC WITH LINDA

BASSICK: The singer and storyteller extraordinaire leads little ones in indoor music and movement. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL PLAYTIME: Pre-K patrons play and socialize after music time. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

stowe/smuggs

WEE ONES PLAY TIME: Caregivers bring kiddos 3 and younger to a new sensory learning experience each week. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

mad river valley/ waterbury

PRESCHOOL PLAY & READ: Outdoor activities, stories and songs get 3- and 4-year-olds engaged. Waterbury Public Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

northeast kingdom

‘SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-

VERSE’: A spider bite thrusts Miles Morales into a life of superheroics — and multiversal madness — in this beloved

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER

PLAYERS: A chat with one of the musicians precedes a program of masterworks and lesser-known gems. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m.

2018 animated action flick. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

FREE MINI CONCERTS FROM CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: Little music lovers learn about great composers, listen to live tunes and get hands-on time with the instruments. Greensboro United Church of Christ, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443.

FRI.11

burlington

SENSORY FRIENDLY HOUR: Folks of all ages with sensory processing differences have the youth area to themselves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-3403.

SPLASH DANCE: DJs spin the decks by the fountain as kids party the day away. Burlington City Hall Park, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7554.

chittenden county

KIDS MOVIE IN THE AUDITORIUM: Little film buffs congregate in the library’s Katie O’Brien Activity Room for a screening of a family-friendly film. See southburlingtonlibrary.org for each week’s title. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

upper valley

STORY TIME: Preschoolers take part in tales, tunes and playtime. Latham Library, Thetford, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

manchester/ bennington

YOUNG ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Teens battle beasts with swords and spell books in this campaign designed to accommodate both drop-in and recurring players. Ages 12 through 16. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 2-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 549-4574.

SAT.12

burlington

FACE PAINTING AND CARICATURES: Little Artsy Faces and Marc Hughes Illustrations paint faces in more ways than one at the corner of Bank and Church streets. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1648.

STORIES WITH GEOFF IN THE NEW NORTH END: Little patrons of the library’s new location enjoy a morning of stories and songs. Fletcher Free Library New North End Branch, Burlington, 1111:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

FRENCH STORY TIME: Kids of all ages listen and learn to native speaker Romain Feuillette raconte une histoire. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:15-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

$10-25; free for kids under 12. Info, 800-639-3443.

JACOB RICE: The Wallingford native turned Nashville country songwriter brings down the house. Good Shepherd Lutheran

stowe/smuggs

MUSICAL STORY TIME: Song, dance and other tuneful activities supplement picture books for kids 2 through 5. Morristown Centennial Library, Morrisville, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3853.

northeast kingdom

END OF SUMMER READING

COMMUNITY PICNIC: Book lovers of all ages convene for a backyard picnic. Beverages and popsicles provided. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 745-1392.

manchester/ bennington

NOTORIOUS RPG: Kids 10 through 14 create characters and play a collaborative adventure game similar to Dungeons & Dragons. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 362-2607.

STEAM SATURDAY: Little ones play around with foundational science and art fun. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 362-2607.

SUN.13 burlington

D&D WITH DM ANDREW: Warlocks and warriors battle dastardly foes in a Dungeons & Dragons adventure. Ages 9 through 18. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-3403.

DAD GUILD: Fathers (and parents of all genders) and their kids ages 5 and under drop in for playtime and connection. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

GENDER CREATIVE KIDS: Trans and gender-nonconforming kiddos under 13 enjoy fun, supportive group activities while their parents and caregivers chat. Outright Vermont, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 865-9677.

SENSORY-FRIENDLY SUNDAY: Folks of all ages with sensory processing differences have the museum to themselves, with adjusted lights and sounds and trusty sensory backpacks. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, kvonderlinn@echovermont.org.

MON.14 burlington

IMAGINATION STATION: See WED.9.

chittenden county

AUGUST POP-UP PROGRAMS: Kids ages 8 and up, or 6 and up with an adult, enjoy a different project every day. Check southburlingtonlibrary.org for daily activities. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

Church, Rutland, 7-8:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 773-9659.

NICK CASSARINO: The Vermontborn virtuoso astounds on the guitar across genres. Martha WED.9 » P.70

TUE.15 burlington

BAD POETRY NIGHT: Teen wordsmiths write and share their worst stanzas over refreshments. Ages 11 through 18. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2546.

SING-ALONG WITH LINDA BASSICK: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers sing, dance and wiggle along with Linda. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

chittenden county

AUGUST POP-UP PROGRAMS: See MON.14, 3-4 p.m.

PLAYGROUP & FAMILY SUPPORT: Families with children under age 5 play and connect with others in the community. Winooski Memorial Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Little ones enjoy a cozy session of reading, rhyming and singing. Birth through age 5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

barre/montpelier

MONTPELIER POP-UP STORY TIME: Undeterred by flood damage, KelloggHubbard Library tells stories out in the sunshine. Barre Street Playground, Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: See THU.10.

middlebury area

STORY TIME WITH BIXBY LIBRARY: Babies, toddlers, preschoolers and their caregivers enjoy books and songs out on the lawn. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3406.

manchester/ bennington

STORY TIME: Youth librarian Carrie leads little tykes in stories and songs centered on a new theme every week. Birth through age 5. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 362-2607.

WED.16

burlington

BABYTIME: See WED.9.

IMAGINATION STATION: See WED.9.

STEAM SPACE: See WED.9.

STORIES WITH SHANNON: See WED.9. chittenden county

LEGO BUILDERS: See WED.9.

manchester/ bennington

MCL FILM CLUB: See WED.9. NEW MOMS’ GROUP: See WED.9. K

Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 272-4920.

SUMMER CONCERT SERIES:

ANACHRONIST: Raw, complex rock from the local act conjures images of the 1980s and 1990s. Burlington City Hall Park, 12:301:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

ZACH NUGENT UNCORKED: e sought-after guitarist plays a weekly loft show featuring live music, storytelling and special guests. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8222.

seminars

FOSTERING HOPE & STRENGTH: Participants practice skills of strength, hope and gratitude in this weekly course. Mercy Connections, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 846-7162.

sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE

TENNIS CLUB: Ping-Pong players swing their paddles in singles and doubles matches. Rutland Area Christian School, 7-9 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.

talks

JOYCE MAO: A Middlebury history professor lends context to the “Artists in the Archives: Unseen Neighbors” exhibit with her talk titled “Bridging the Pacific: Early Chinese Immigration to the United States.” Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2117.

theater

FINAL BOW… FOR NOW: An open house marks locals’ final chance to visit the theater before five months of renovations in preparation for its centennial. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-448-0400.

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: Romantic songs and rollicking tap numbers distinguish this enduring classic of the stage and screen. Weston eater at Walker Farm, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $25-69. Info, 824-5288.

words

LIFE STORIES WE LOVE TO

TELL: Prompts from group leader Maryellen Crangle inspire true tales, told either off the cuff or read from prewritten scripts. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 2-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

NANDI COMER: e award-winning author of American Family: A Syndrome reads from her work. Red Mill Gallery at Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 8-9 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.

THU.10 activism

WHITE WOMEN ACCOUNTABILITY

CIRCLE: White women discuss

how to constructively engage in social justice. Plainfield location provided upon registration. 5:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 318-5527.

agriculture

PIZZA SOCIAL: ANANDA

GARDENS: A family-owned, regenerative farm plays host at a NOFA-VT wood-fired pizza party, followed by a tour of the grounds. Ananda Gardens, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10-25; free for POC. Info, 434-7177.

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See WED.9.

community

CIRCLE: Neighbors share stories of renewal and healing in a weekly drop-in meeting. Virtual option available. Mercy Connections, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 846-7063.

crafts

KNIT FOR YOUR NEIGHBOR: Fiber artists knit hats and scarves to donate to the South Burlington Food Shelf. Yarn, needles, looms and crochet hooks provided. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, noon-3 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

KNITTING GROUP: Knitters of all experience levels get together to spin yarns. Latham Library, etford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4361.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING

INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

ZACK PORTER: e executive director of Standing Trees debunks myths about forest management and the timber industry. BALE Community Space, South Royalton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 498-8438.

fairs & festivals

ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD

DAYS: See WED.9, 8 a.m.-11 p.m.

SUMMERVALE: Locavores fête farms and farmers at a weekly festival centered on food, music, community and conservation. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:308 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

GRANITE LECTURE AND FILM

SERIES: TWO WORLD WAR II

FILMS: Two documentaries, filmed in the 1940s, showcase the effect of the war effort on Barre’s industries. Q&A and discussion follow. Vermont Granite Museum, Barre, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 249-3897.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

MOVIE NIGHTS AT THE FRAME:

‘DIRTY DANCING’: No one puts Baby in a corner at this outdoor screening of the 1987 classic. Picnic baskets from Adventure Dinner available for purchase. BYO blankets or lawn chairs. Moran Frame, Burlington, 6-11 p.m. Free. Info, zach@friendsoftheframe.org.

Tune In

e Lebanon Opera House may be closed for renovations, but that doesn’t mean the show won’t go on. e annual Nexus Music and Arts Festival takes over Colburn Park and the surrounding area this weekend, with a stacked lineup of New England acts including Jaded Ravins, Dwayne Haggins, Hans Williams, Ali McGuirk, Kyshona and Bella’s Bartok. Two silent discos — a late-night one for the grown-ups and an all-ages midday dance — keep the party going, and the festivities close out with local legend Craig Mitchell’s Prince tribute concert.

NEXUS MUSIC AND ARTS FESTIVAL

Friday, August 11, 4-11:30 p.m.; Saturday, August 12, noon-10 p.m.; and Sunday, August 13, 2-10 p.m., in downtown Lebanon, N.H. Free. Info, 603-448-0400, lebanonoperahouse.org.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN

WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9. ‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

ARE YOU THIRSTY, NEIGHBOR?:

A special discount cocktail menu sparks conversations and connections over cribbage and cards. Wild Hart Distillery, Shelburne, 3-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@wildhartdistillery. com.

BARK & BREW: Humans chat over local food and beer while their pups play in the fenced yard. Proceeds benefit animal shelter programs. Humane Society of Chittenden County, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 862-0135.

VERGENNES FARMERS MARKET: Local foods and crafts, live music, and hot eats spice up ursday afternoons. Vergennes City Park, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-9180.

games

THE CHECK MATES: Chess players of all ages face off at this intergenerational weekly meetup. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 549-4574.

DUPLICATE BRIDGE: A lively group plays a classic, tricky game with an extra wrinkle. Waterbury Public Library, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7223.

health & fitness

SIMPLIFIED TAI CHI FOR SENIORS: Eighteen easy poses help with stress reduction, fall prevention and ease of movement. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 3:15-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 362-2607.

TAI CHI THURSDAYS: Experienced instructor Rich Marantz teaches the first section of the Yang-style tai chi sequence. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 645-1960.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9.

FIERTÉ MONTRÉAL: See WED.9. ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

L’INTERNATIONAL DES FEUX

LOTO-QUÉBEC: Countries compete in Montréal’s annual fireworks showdown, employing the latest techniques and innovations in the field of pyrotechnics. La Ronde, Montréal, 10 p.m. $1930. Info, 514-397-2000.

music

ANNA FRITZ: A Portland, OR cellist and singer plays protest songs and folk spirituals. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 7:30-9 p.m. $10-20 suggested donation. Info, info@annafritz.com.

BARNARTS FEAST & FIELD

MUSIC SERIES: MISS TESS: Farmfresh foods and honky-tonk tunes

are on the menu at a pastoral party. Fable Farm, Barnard, 5:308:30 p.m. $5-25. Info, music@ barnarts.org.

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND

REHEARSAL: Local musicians bring their instruments to practice every week. St. Mark Catholic Parish, Burlington, 6:45-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 343-3856.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER

MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.9.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER

PLAYERS: See WED.9. Hardwick Town House, 7:30 p.m. $1025; free for kids under 12. Info, 800-639-3443.

PARKAPALOOZA: SATURN

PEOPLE’S SOUND COLLECTIVE: e post-rock big band stops by this family-friendly outdoor concert series, also featuring a 100-foot Slip ’N Slide. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8699.

SING TO CONNECT SAMPLE

SESSIONS: Students explore singing for joy and healing, not technical perfection or performance. Leddy Park, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, juneberrymusic@ gmail.com.

THROWDOWN THURSDAYS:

Sugarbush hosts weekly summer shindigs featuring live tunes, doubles cornhole tournaments and disc golf competitions. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New Haven, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 552-4007.

THURSDAYS BY THE LAKE: BLUES FOR BREAKFAST: Equally at ease with rock, reggae, Motown and Grateful Dead covers, the local rockers provide the music Vermonters crave. Union Station, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 540-3018.

TROY MILLETTE: Heartfelt original country-rock songs carry through the air, courtesy of the Fairfax musician. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8222.

outdoors

ROV SHIPWRECK TOUR: Explorers take a boat to the wreck of the Champlain II and peer into the depths using a remotely operated robot. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m.noon. $25-40; preregister. Info, 475-2022.

politics

AFGHANISTAN: WHAT’S NEXT FOR WOMEN AND GIRLS: Speakers including reporter Marcela Gaviria discuss the state of women’s rights under the Taliban. e Flynn, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

THOUGHT CLUB: Artists and activists convene to engage with Burlington’s rich tradition of radical thought and envision its future. Democracy Creative, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, tevan@democracycreative.com.

Craig Mitchell

sports

NOLATO GW, INC. NIGHT: The racetrack’s 2023 season continues with another nail-biting competition. Thunder Road Speedbowl, Barre, 7-10 p.m. $5-3; free for kids under 6. Info, info@ thunderroadvt.com.

tech

TECH AND TEXTILES: Crafters work on their knitting or crocheting while discussing questions such as how to set up a new tablet or what cryptocurrency even is. George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 333-9724.

theater

‘BEASTS OF CRETE’: Between the Willows premieres a new, queer retelling of the ancient Greek tragedy of Theseus and Ariadne. Ages 14 and up. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $15-25. Info, 363-7790.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: A young couple faces a plethora of obstacles to their happiness — their feuding fathers, a mysterious bandit and a fake kidnapping — in this surreal classic musical. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 5 p.m. $25-40. Info, 518-962-4449.

‘MOZART AND SALIERI’: Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov’s one-act opera about the infamous musical rivals is followed by a sublime chamber performance of works by Mozart. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30-9 p.m. $15-25; cash or check only. Info, 456-8968.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’: Ernest Thompson’s classic play portrays the often funny, often tearjerking trials and tribulations of a family on vacation in Maine. QuarryWorks Theater, Adamant, 7:30-10 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 229-6978.

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9, 2 p.m.

FOMO?

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

TENFEST 2023: A LIGHTBULB

MOMENT: The Vermont Playwrights Circle serves up a smorgasbord of 10-minute oneacts at this bite-size festival, now in its 16th year. Ages 13 and up. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 583-1674.

‘TIME STANDS STILL’: Two journalists must leave the front lines of war and face an even greater terror: a conventional life in Brooklyn among their basic friends. Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8-9:30 p.m. $20. Info, 496-5997.

words

CALLING ALL GRANDMOTHERS: STORYTELLING, PLANT KNOWLEDGE AND THE WISDOM OF OUR ELDERS: Three speakers honor stories that have passed down through generations — of people and of plants. Proceeds benefit the CORE Adult Center and Age Well. Rock Point Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $10-15 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 345-1719.

RABBIT&WOLF POETRY

READING: MARJORIE RYERSON

+ SAMN STOCKWELL: Two local poets share their work in a stunning gallery space. The Front, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, robynjoy76@gmail.com.

ROSS WHITE: Alongside fellow writers Kerrin McCadden and Kathryn Bratt-Pfotenhauer, the poet launches his debut collection, Charm Offensive. Phoenix Books, Burlington, 7 p.m. $3; preregister. Info, 448-3350.

FRI.11 agriculture

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See WED.9.

crafts

FIBER ARTS FRIDAY: Knitters, crocheters, weavers and felters chat over their projects of the day at this weekly meetup. Waterbury Public Library, noon-2 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SCRAPBOOKING GROUP: Cutters and pasters make new friends at a weekly club. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 549-4574.

dance

BARN DANCE: Locals stomp their feet at this joyful shindig featuring contra, line and square dancing to live tunes. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. $10. Info, 985-9200.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

fairs & festivals

ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD

DAYS: See WED.9, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

NEXUS MUSIC AND ARTS

FESTIVAL: Performers including Ali McGuirk, Dwayne Higgins and Hans Williams fill up the

weekend with music and magic. See lebanonoperahouse.org for full schedule. See calendar spotlight. Downtown Lebanon, N.H., 4-11:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-448-0400.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN

WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

RICHMOND FARMERS MARKET: Vendors present a diverse selection of locally produced foods and crafts as picnickers enjoy music from a different local band each week. Richmond Town Park, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, rfmmanager@gmail. com.

SOUTH END GET DOWN: Food trucks dish out mouthwatering meals and libations. Live DJs and outdoor entertainment add to the fun. 377 Pine St., Burlington, 5-9 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, getdown@orleansevents. com.

lgbtq

OUT IN BRADFORD: LGBTQ folks and allies make new friends at a casual, tea-fueled hangout. Vittles House of Brews, Bradford, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, connect@ vittlesespresso.com.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9.

FIERTÉ MONTRÉAL: See WED.9.

ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

music

BOW THAYER: The sensationally inventive singer-songwriter shares his soulful strains with concertgoers. Leyeux opens. Sable Project, Stockbridge, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, bex@thesableproject.org.

CERUTTI-REID DUO: Pianist

Alison Bruce Cerutti and violist Elizabeth Reid perform powerful sonatas, including “The Long Parting” by Vermont composer Carol Wood. Island Arts, North Hero, 7-8:30 p.m. $25; free for kids 18 and under. Info, 372-8889.

PLAY EVERY TOWN: Prolific pianist David Feurzeig continues a fouryear, statewide series of shows in protest of high-pollution worldwide concert tours. Landgrove Town Hall, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, playeverytown@gmail.com.

SOULSHINE REVIVAL: The Allman Brothers tribute band serenades sippers. Shelburne Vineyard, 7-9:30 p.m. $10. Info, 985-8222.

SUMMER 2023 CARILLON

SERIES: Each week, a new musician plays a heavenly program on the historic bell organ. Mead Memorial Chapel, Middlebury

College, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: HEAD

TO THE ROOTS: Didgeridoos and jungle-boogie grooves distinguish this roots-rock outfit from the pack. Burlington City Hall Park, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

sports

FRIDAY NIGHT DINGHY RACING:

Skippers with previous sailing knowledge celebrate the end of the week with some nautical competition. Bring or borrow a boat. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2499.

theater

AMERICAN DREAMING: A NEW

PLAY FESTIVAL: Middlebury Acting Company presents staged readings of three new scripts. Discussions follow each performance. See calendar spotlight. Swift House Inn, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $15. Info, gina@ middleburyactors.org.

‘BEASTS OF CRETE’: See THU.10.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See THU.10, 7:30 p.m.

‘MS. HOLMES & MS. WATSON —

APT. 2B’: Acclaimed playwright Kate Hamill remixes and genderbends Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories into a female-driven, gut-busting, action-packed romp. Dorset Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $51. Info, 867-2223.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’: See THU.10.

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9, 7:30 p.m.

TENFEST 2023: A LIGHTBULB

MOMENT: See THU.10, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

‘TIME STANDS STILL’: See THU.10.

words

AMBER ROBERTS: The local author launches her Burlingtonset romance novel, Text Appeal. Northshire Bookstore, Manchester, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2200.

FRIENDS OF THE RUTLAND FREE

LIBRARY BOOK SALE: A broad selection of used, rare and antique books goes on sale to benefit the library. Rutland Free Library, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

SAT.12 activism

VOICES FOR PEACE: U.S., UKRAINE, YEMEN AND BEYOND: Speakers

Medea Benjamin of Code Pink and Tim Wallace and Vicki Elson of Nuclear Ban U.S. discuss how Vermonters can help transform a culture of militarism into peace. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, robinlloyd8@gmail.com.

agriculture

GARDEN DAY: An idyllic day outdoors features fiddle tunes, lawn games, bouquet making, tea time, and tours of both the farm and Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller

National Historical Park. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $10-17; free for members and kids under 4. Info, 457-2355.

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See WED.9.

community

JENNA’S HOUSE 3RD ANNUAL OPEN HOUSE: Substance-use disorder advocacy group Jenna’s Promise invites community members to a day of food, games and music. Jenna’s House, Johnson, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 343-8741.

dance

SWING DANCE: All-star DJs back a night of dancing with big-band bops. Bring clean shoes. Beginners’ lesson, 7:30 p.m. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

fairs & festivals

ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD

DAYS: See WED.9, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

NEXUS MUSIC AND ARTS

FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, noon-10 p.m.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL FILM

SERIES: ‘QUINCY’: Rajnii Eddins hosts a screening of this Netflix documentary on the life of record industry icon Quincy Jones. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

Full House

History buffs of all ages gather at a very special Old Stone House Day to celebrate the bicentennial of the Orleans County Grammar School, where Alexander Twilight was principal before becoming the first Black American state legislator. Attendees tour the Old Stone House and the school, join in a historically accurate barn dance, take wagon rides to the top of Prospect Hill, visit the pint-size petting zoo, dig in to the Brownington Ladies Aid annual lunch, and bid on delectable pies at a fundraiser auction.

OLD STONE HOUSE DAY

Sunday, August 13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at Old Stone House Museum & Historic Village in Brownington. $10-15; free for members. Info, 754-2022, oldstonehousemuseum.org.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN

WORLD 3D’: See WED.9. ‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9. ‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

BURLINGTON FARMERS MARKET: Dozens of stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisanal wares and prepared foods. 345 Pine St., Burlington, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 560-5904.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS MARKET:

Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods, locally made arts and crafts, and live music. Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, montpelierfarmersmarket@ gmail.com.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY DINNER

TRAIN: Travelers savor a threecourse meal and scenic landscape views during a three-hour trip in a kitchen car. Ages 5 and up. Union Station, Burlington, 5-8

p.m. $99-148.50; preregister. Info, 800-707-3530.

NORTHWEST FARMERS MARKET: Locavores stock up on produce, preserves, baked goods, and arts and crafts from over 50 vendors. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 242-2729.

ST. JOHNSBURY FARMERS

MARKET: Growers and crafters gather weekly at booths centered on local eats. Pearl St. & Eastern Ave., St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, cfmamanager@gmail. com.

games

CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages and abilities face off and learn new strategies. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

language

FRENCH CONVERSATION FOR ALL: Native French speaker Romain Feuillette guides an

SPRUCE PEAK SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: WILD RIVERS: An indie trio with a knack for introspective melodies combines pop, rock and folk. Hans Williams opens. The Lodge at Spruce Peak, Stowe, 6 p.m. $5-750. Info, 760-4634.

outdoors

CAMEL’S HUMP VIA MONROE & ALPINE TRAIL: Advanced hikers join the Green Mountain Club on a trek over the peak and past the remains of a crashed B-24 bomber. Camel’s Hump State Park, Duxbury, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 356-9863.

WORDS IN THE WOODS: MICHIKO

OISHI: The bilingual Japanese poet leads a literary trek through the forest as part of this Vermont Humanities series. Osmore Pond. Groton State Forest, 11 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, jpelletier@ vermonthumanities.org.

politics

MEDEA BENJAMIN: An activist discusses her new book War in Ukraine: Making Sense of a Senseless Conflict. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@codepink.org.

informal discussion group. All ages and abilities welcome. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9, 7 & 9 p.m.

FIERTÉ MONTRÉAL: See WED.9.

ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

ÎLESONIQ: Québec’s energetic club culture takes over Île Saint-Hélène for a weekend of hip-hop, rap, house, reggaeton, dubstep and glitch-hop, with acts including Deadmau5 and the Chainsmokers. Parc JeanDrapeau, Montréal, 2-11 p.m. $105441; $170-555 for weekend pass. Info, info@ilesoniq.com.

music

ATLANTIC CROSSING: Rick Klein, Viveka Fox and Peter Macfarlane share their special mix of folk songs from Québec, Maritime Canada, the British Isles and New England. Burlington City Hall Park, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER

MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.9, 7:30 p.m.

MAPLE RUN BAND: An outdoor concert on lush farmland benefits United Way of Lamoille County’s flooding relief fund. Sandiwood Farm, Wolcott, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $25 suggested donation. Info, info@ maplerunband.com.

PIKES FALLS CHAMBER MUSIC

FESTIVAL: Grammy Awardwinning musicians and local ensembles play pieces from across the centuries. Jamaica Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, andysabol@ pikesfallschambermusicfestival. com.

sports

LAST MILE: BICYCLE RIDE: Bighearted cyclists ride in support of Gifford Health Care’s end-oflife care programs. Randolph Recreation Department, 9 a.m. $25. Info, 728-7000.

SUPER SATURDAY: All four racing divisions compete for extra-huge prizes. Thunder Road Speedbowl, Barre, 7-10 p.m. $5-20; free for kids under 6. Info, info@thunderroadvt. com.

TOMATO TROT 5K TRAIL RUN: A scenic summer sojourn takes joggers along the Winooski River and over rolling hills. Every racer receives a pound of free tomatoes; racers 65 and up receive two pounds. Cate Farm, Plainfield, 4-6 p.m. $15. Info, 454-7157.

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film

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music + nightlife

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Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

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theater

AMERICAN DREAMING: A NEW PLAY FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, 2 & 7 p.m.

‘BEASTS OF CRETE’: See THU.10, 2-4:30 & 7:30-10 p.m.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See THU.10, 7:30 p.m.

‘IDIOTS OF THE WORLD UNITED AGAINST THE IDIOT SYSTEM’: Sideshows, spectacle, live music and feats of derring-do meet the moment at hand. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 3-4 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

‘MOZART AND SALIERI’: See THU.10, 2:30 p.m.

‘MS. HOLMES & MS. WATSON — APT. 2B’: See FRI.11.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’: See THU.10, 2-4:30 & 7:30-10 p.m.

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9. TENFEST 2023: A LIGHTBULB

MOMENT: See THU.10, 7:30-9:30 p.m.

‘TIME STANDS STILL’: See THU.10.

words

FRIENDS OF THE RUTLAND FREE LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See FRI.11, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

POETRY EXPERIENCE: Local wordsmith Rajnii Eddins hosts a supportive writing and sharing circle for poets of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

SUN.13 agriculture

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See WED.9.

dance

‘THE GREAT FUGUE CIRCUS’: The Kompass Quartet performs Ludwig van Beethoven’s Grosse Fugue alongside compelling choreography. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

fairs & festivals

CARIBBEAN CARNIVAL CELEBRATION: Voices for Inclusion

in Essex and Westford hosts a second annual throwdown featuring food and hours of DJ tunes. Essex Experience, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, info@voices4inclusion.org.

FOODAROO 8: A street fair of epic proportions serves up food-truck eats alongside local crafts, street performances and a few surprises. The Marble Works, Middlebury, 4-8 p.m. $5; free for kids 12 and under. Info, lisa@middunderground.org.

NEXUS MUSIC AND ARTS

FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, 2-10 p.m.

OLD STONE HOUSE DAY: Live music, craft beer and demonstrations of old-time skills enliven a

nearly century-old celebration of local history. See calendar spotlight. Old Stone House Museum & Historic Village, Brownington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $10-15; free for members. Info, 754-2022.

VERMONT ANTIQUARIAN BOOK AND EPHEMERA FAIR: Bibliophiles browse thousands of old, rare and antiquarian titles along with maps, letters, postcards and prints. Free appraisals, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Grace Christian School, Bennington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 233-3076.

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VERMONT CHEESEMAKERS

FESTIVAL: Fromage lovers sip vino and sample local cheeses while mingling with dozens of artisan food producers at this annual festival of flavors. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m. $69.50. Info, festival@vtcheesefest.com.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

FOOD FOR TALK COOKBOOK

CLUB: Home chefs make a recipe from Diasporican: A Puerto Rican Cookbook by Illyanna Maisonet and meet to compare results.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@burlingtonvt.gov.

PIE & ICE CREAM SOCIAL:

Museum supporters indulge in yards and yards of summer’s sweetest treat, served à la mode.

Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3406.

STOWE FARMERS MARKET: An appetizing assortment of fresh veggies, meats, milk, berries, herbs, beverages and crafts tempts shoppers. 2043 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, stowefarmersmarket@gmail. com.

SUNDAY FUNDAY: Food and drinks are on tap when attendees gather outside for games. 1st Republic Brewing, Essex, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 857-5318.

WINOOSKI FARMERS MARKET: Families shop for fresh produce, honey, meats, coffee and prepared foods from more seasonal vendors at an outdoor marketplace. Winooski Falls Way, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410.

health & fitness

KARUNA COMMUNITY

MEDITATION: A YEAR TO LIVE

(FULLY): Participants practice keeping joy, generosity and gratitude at the forefront of their minds. Jenna’s House, Johnson, 10-11:15 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, mollyzapp@live.com.

lgbtq

MOMENTUM COFFEE & CONVERSATION: LGBTQ

Vermonters ages 55 and up chat over warm drinks. WaterburyStowe Amtrak Station, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 860-7812.

montréal

FIERTÉ MONTRÉAL: See WED.9.

ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

ÎLESONIQ: See SAT.12, 2-10:30 p.m.

music

AARON FLINN’S SALAD DAYS: The guitarist delivers phenomenal fingerpicking. Shelburne Vineyard, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8222.

BANDWAGON SUMMER SERIES:

CELTIC MUSIC FESTIVAL: Cantrip, House of Hamill and Hildaland play rollicking reels from both sides of the pond. BYO lawn chairs or blankets. Food available for purchase. Scott Farm, Dummerston, 4-8 p.m. $20-25; free for kids under 12; cash bar. Info, 451-0053.

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Local music lovers bring lawn chairs to a big-band blowout. Battery Park, Burlington, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 343-3856.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER

MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.9, 4 p.m.

LEVITT AMP ST. JOHNSBURY

MUSIC SERIES: FOX ROYALE: A group of high school friends, now an up-and-coming touring act, displays its brand of anthemic indie rock. Dog Mountain, St. Johnsbury, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

SUNDAY CLASSICAL: TRIO

CAPRICCIO: Three Vermont Symphony Orchestra musicians take listeners on a musical journey through sprightly works by Haydn, Puccini and others. Burlington City Hall Park, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

VERMONT PHILHARMONIC POPS

CONCERT: Lou Kosma conducts a program of Broadway favorites, film scores and classical numbers. Moose Meadow Lodge, Duxbury, 4 p.m. $5-30. Info, 244-5378.

WESTFORD SUMMER CONCERT

SERIES: MANGO JAM: The zydeco outfit brings its New Orleans swamp Cajun blues to the outdoor stage. Westford Common, 6:30-8 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 363-0930. outdoors

GMC HIKE: MT. ABRAHAM AND ELLEN: Outdoor adventurers cover 11 miles of ground and gain 3,000 feet in elevation on a difficult trek. Lincoln Gap, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 413-884-5932.

SUMMER NATURE ROMP: Nature center staff guide a wildly fun outing with a new theme each week, from tracking and birding to plant identification and nature journaling. All ages. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 229-6206.

theater

AMERICAN DREAMING: A NEW

PLAY FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, 2 p.m.

‘BEASTS OF CRETE’: See THU.10, 2-4:30 p.m.

‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See THU.10, 3 p.m.

THE MOTHER DIRT CIRCUS & PAGEANT: Bread & Puppet Theater presents a new, familyfriendly program full of political commentary and live brass tunes. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

‘MS. HOLMES & MS. WATSON — APT. 2B’: See FRI.11, 2 p.m.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’: See THU.10, 2-4:30 p.m.

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9, 3 p.m.

TENFEST 2023: A LIGHTBULB

MOMENT: See THU.10, 2-4 p.m. words

BANNED BOOKS TOUR: Lt. Gov. David Zuckerman hosts a reading featuring stories that have faced conservative backlash across the country. Bridgeside Books, Waterbury, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2226.

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crafts

KNIT WITS: Fiber-working friends get together to make progress on their quilts, knitwear and needlework. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2607.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9. ‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

health & fitness

ADVANCED TAI CHI: Experienced movers build strength, improve balance and reduce stress. Holley Hall, Bristol, 11 a.m.-noon. Free; donations accepted. Info, jerry@ skyrivertaichi.com.

LAUGHTER YOGA: Spontaneous, joyful movement and breath promote physical and

FOMO?

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online: art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the Art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film

See what’s playing at theaters in the On Screen section.

music + nightlife

Find club dates at local venues in the Music + Nightlife section online at sevendaysvt.com/ music.

Learn more about highlighted listings in the Magnificent 7 on page 11.

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emotional health. Pathways Vermont, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, chrisn@pathwaysvermont. org.

LONG-FORM SUN 73: Beginners and experienced practitioners learn how tai chi can help with arthritis, mental clarity and range of motion. Holley Hall, Bristol, 11 a.m.-noon. Free; donations accepted. Info, wirlselizabeth@ gmail.com.

YANG 24: This simplified tai chi method is perfect for beginners looking to build strength and balance. Congregational Church of Middlebury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, wirlselizabeth@gmail.com.

language

ENGLISH CONVERSATION CIRCLE: Locals learning English as a second language gather in the Digital Lab to build vocabulary and make friends. ADA accessible. South Burlington Public Library & City Hall, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4140.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9. ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

music

CASPIAN MONDAY MUSIC:

‘SUMMER ROMANCE: PIANO QUINTETS’: Superstar string players join forces for a night of heartfelt works by Robert Schumann and others. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 7 p.m. $10-23; free for kids under 18; cash bar. Info, 533-2000.

VERGENNES CITY BAND

CONCERT: An all-volunteer community ensemble makes music on the green all summer long. Vergennes City Park, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, vergennescityband@ gmail.com.

outdoors

NATURE PHONE APPS WALK: Stowe Land Trust shows hikers how their phones can identify birds, plants and other wildlife. Sunset Rock, Stowe, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7221.

words

ADDISON COUNTY WRITERS COMPANY: Poets, playwrights, novelists and memoirists of every experience level meet weekly for an MFA-style workshop. Swift House Inn, Middlebury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, jay@zigzaglitmag.org.

CHUCK COLLINS: The nonfiction author’s debut novel, Altar to an Erupting Sun, tracks the aftermath of an environmental activist’s shocking death. Brooks Memorial Library, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 254-5290.

TUE.15 agriculture

MUSIC WHILE YOU PICK: Live tunes from local bands keep spirits high as locavores harvest fresh blueberries. Owl’s Head Blueberry Farm, Richmond, 5-8 p.m. Minimum purchase of two

quarts per adult; $7 per quart. Info, 434-3387.

climate crisis

SUMMER ENVIRONMENTAL

BOOK CLUB: Vermont Fish and Wildlife Department biologist Andrea Shortsleeve facilitates an important conversation about What the Robin Knows: How Birds Reveal the Secrets of the Natural World by Oliver Milman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, bshatara@burlingtonvt.gov.

community

CURRENT EVENTS

DISCUSSION GROUP: Brownell Library holds a virtual roundtable for neighbors to pause and reflect on the news cycle. 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

conferences

VERMONT COMMUNITY

LEADERSHIP SUMMIT: Workshops, group dialogues and an ice cream social promote local engagement in community improvement. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $25-50 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 223-6091.

dance

MORRIS & MORE: Dancers of all abilities learn how to step, clog and even sword fight their way through medieval folk dances of all kinds. Revels North, Lebanon, N.H., 6 p.m. Pay what you can. Info, 603-558-7894.

SWING DANCING: Local Lindy hoppers and jitterbuggers convene at Vermont Swings’ weekly boogie-down. Bring clean shoes. Beginner lessons, 6:30 p.m. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:309 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9. etc.

OPEN MIC NIGHT: Local thespian Garret White hosts poets, singers, comedians and musicians of all stripes in the garden. Waterbury Public Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

fairs & festivals

WATERBURY ELECTRIC VEHICLE

FEST: Prospective owners talk to EV experts and see cars and bikes on display. Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, 5-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, alaynahoward@gmail.com.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9.

‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

NORTHFIELD FARMERS MARKET: A gathering place for local farmers, producers and artisans offers fresh produce, crafts and locally prepared foods. Depot Square, Northfield, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 485-8586.

OLD NORTH END FARMERS

MARKET: Fresh local produce, bread, honey and prepared food bring good vibes to the Queen City’s melting pot. Dewey Park, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-3910.

health & fitness

TAI CHI TUESDAY: Patrons get an easy, informal introduction to this ancient movement practice that supports balance and strength. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 9-10:15 a.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 362-2607.

language

ENGLISH LANGUAGE LEARNERS: Instructor Andrea Thulin helps non-native speakers build their vocabulary and conversation skills. Manchester Community Library, Manchester Center, 5:307 p.m. Free. Info, 549-4574.

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH

CONVERSATION: Francophones and French-language learners meet pour parler la belle langue Burlington Bay Market & Café, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 343-5493.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9.

ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

music

COMMUNITY SINGERS: A weekly choral meetup welcomes all singers to raise their voices along to traditional (and not-so-traditional) songs. Revels North, Lebanon, N.H., 7:30 p.m. Pay what you can. Info, 603-558-7894.

JAZZ AT THE LANTERN:

BIRDCODE: The duo serenades diners and drinkers with their classically soulful tunes. The Brass Lantern Inn, Stowe, 6:30-8 p.m. $35-45. Info, 253-2229.

‘A MUSICAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY’: Local raconteur Robin Lehman takes listeners on a musical journey through various genres and life stories. Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 496-5997.

seminars

SCIENCE ON TAP: Local scientists give lessons on their varying disciplines while patrons taste local beers. Burlington Beer, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, btvscienceontap@ gmail.com.

theater

‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9, 7:30 p.m.

words

BURLINGTON LITERATURE

GROUP DISCUSSION:

ANNIE ERNAUX: Readers analyze three of the Nobel Prize-winning author’s novels over three weeks.

6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@ nereadersandwriters.com.

THE MOTH STORYSLAM: Local tellers of tales recount true stories in an open mic format. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $17.50; preregister. Info, susanne@ themoth.org.

SUSAN CAIN: The best-selling author discusses her newest book, Bittersweet: How Sorrow and Longing Make Us Whole Presented by Lumunos. 7-8 p.m. $40 suggested donation; preregister. Info, 860-1936.

WINE & STORY: Lovers of libations and tellers of tales gather for an evening of good company.

Shelburne Vineyard, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 863-1754.

WED.16 agriculture

FARMER OLYMPICS: Growers from across the state show off their agricultural aptitude in a cornucopia of physical and cerebral challenges. Smokey House Center, Danby, 4-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-7153.

business

QUEEN CITY BUSINESS

NETWORKING INTERNATIONAL

GROUP: See WED.9.

environment

UNDER THE ARCTIC: DIGGING INTO PERMAFROST: See WED.9.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the On Screen section.

‘JOURNEY TO SPACE 3D’: See WED.9.

‘MYSTERIES OF THE UNSEEN WORLD 3D’: See WED.9.

STOWE JEWISH FILM FESTIVAL:

‘THAT ORCHESTRA WITH THE BROKEN INSTRUMENTS’: Musicians of many ethnicities play a concert entirely on busted violins and horns in this uplifting 2021 Israeli documentary. Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 7-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 253-1800.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.9. ‘WINGS OVER WATER 3D’: See WED.9.

food & drink

TRUCKS, TAPS & TUNES: See WED.9.

games

MAH-JONGG OPEN PLAY: See WED.9.

health & fitness

CHAIR YOGA: See WED.9. SEATED & STANDING YOGA: See WED.9.

language

BEGINNER IRISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.9.

ELL CLASSES: ENGLISH FOR BEGINNERS & INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS: See WED.9.

SPANISH CONVERSATION:

Fluent and beginner speakers brush up on their español with a discussion led by a Spanish teacher. Presented by Dorothy Alling Memorial Library. 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, programs@damlvt.org.

montréal

‘AURA’: See WED.9. ITALFESTMTL: See WED.9.

music

A2VT: West African hip-hop beats from the Burlington band get feet moving. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 272-4920.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See WED.9.

SUMMER CONCERT SERIES:

ANEKEN RIVER: The Burlingtonborn singer bridges the boundaries between punk, pop and folk. Burlington City Hall Park, 12:301:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

ZACH NUGENT UNCORKED: See WED.9.

sports

GREEN MOUNTAIN TABLE TENNIS CLUB: See WED.9.

theater

‘MS. HOLMES & MS. WATSON — APT. 2B’: See FRI.11, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN’: See WED.9. ➆

classes

THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $16.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

art

GLASSMAKING CAMP: Practice the mesmerizing art of glassmaking! In this weeklong camp, students in grades 3-8 can hone their skills at glass fusing, sculpting and blowing under the guidance of glass artist Sam Lightner in her on-site studio at Camp Meade. Registration is open and scholarships are available. Learn more at campmeade.today. Aug.

21-25, 8:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Cost:

$275. Location: Camp Meade, 961 Route 2, Middlesex. Info: 802-279-3148, planetaryart camp@gmail.com, campmeade. today/summer-art-camps/p/ glassmaking-august-session.

design/build

TINY HOUSE WORKSHOP: A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 16-by-24-foot tiny house in Bristol. Plenty of hands-on experience. Tools provided; safety glasses required. On-site camping available. Aug. 19-20. Cost: $300/workshop. Info: 802-9336103, vermonttinyhouses.com.

gardening

QUEER BOTANY SERIES: SOLO

REPRODUCTION STRATEGIES: e fourth class in the series is focused on the asexual spectrum in the plant world. What are plants’ different reproductive methods that don’t involve sex? ere are some great examples to be found in the fields and gardens at this time of year! Aug. 22, 5-6:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Red Wagon Plants, 2408 Shelburne Falls Rd., Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-4060, info@redwagonplants.com, redwagonplants.com.

martial arts

AIKIDO: THE POWER OF HARMONY: Discover the dynamic, flowing martial art of aikido. Relax under pressure and cultivate core power, aerobic fitness and resiliency. Aikido emphasizes throws, joint locks and internal power. Circular movements teach how to blend with the attack. We offer inclusive classes and a safe space for all. Visitors should watch a class before joining. Beginners’ classes 4 days a week. Membership rates incl. unlimited classes. Contact us for info about membership rates for adults, youths & families. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley,

interested in exploring ecological questions, emotional elements of climate change, ideas of change, building community, and creating a thriving world. An open format leaves plenty of opportunity to discuss, share and explore. Wed., Aug. 9, 6 p.m. Cost: Free. Location: Online. Info: sevendaystickets.com.

TWO-DAY RETREAT WITH LAMA

257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Benjamin Pincus, 802-951-8900, bpincus@burlingtonaikido.org, burlingtonaikido.org.

shamanism

APPRENTICESHIP IN SHAMANISM: Rare opportunity to apprentice locally in a shamanic tradition. Receive personal healing, learn to create your own Mesa, cultivate a relationship with the unseen world and discover your personal guide(s) who will help you “re-member” your new path of expanding possibilities. Weekend-long sessions: Sep. 15-17; Dec. 8-10; Feb. 16-18, 2024; Apr. 26-28, 2024; Aug. 23-25, 2024. Location: Heart of the Healer, St. Albans. Info: omas Mock, 802-3694331, thomas.mock1444@gmail. com, heartofthehealer.org.

sports

SWIM LESSONS AT UVM: e Vermont Swim School offers both youth and adult swimmers the opportunity to learn and develop aquatic skills in a nurturing and friendly environment. Lessons take place in the University of Vermont Athletic/ Recreation Complex in the Forbush Natatorium. Both group and private lessons are offered. Sunday a.m. Location: Forbush Natatorium at UVM, 97 Spear St., Burlington. Info: 802-6563070, campus.recreation@ uvm.edu, uvmcampusrec.com/ sports/2017/7/5/lesson-types.

aspx.

well-being

COMMUNITY MEDITATION

AND TEACHING WITH LAMA

ROD OWENS: Join Lama Rod in a transformative community, navigating an apocalypse. Amid pandemic, economic instability, political unrest, climate change and violence, we seek healing, learning and envisioning a brighter future. Together, we find solace, support and liberation through contemporary tantric practices, bridging ancient wisdom with justice movements. Tue., Aug. 15, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $5-35. Location: O.N.E. Community Center, 20 Allen St., Burlington. Info: sevendays tickets.com.

ECO-RESILIENCY GATHERING: When Climate Change Gets Personal: A free, monthly space to gather with others who are

ROD OWENS: Amid pandemic, unrest and climate crisis, we seek liberation. Tantra’s profound spiritual practices awaken love and space within, bridging all beings. Join our two-day retreat for meditation, dialogue and chanting, as we navigate this apocalyptic era with resilience and compassion. Embrace liberation amid instability. Wed., Aug. 16 & u., Aug. 17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $108-208. Location: Burlington Quaker Meeting House, 173 No. Prospect St. Info: sevendaystickets.com.

yoga

200-HOUR YOGA TEACHER

TRAINING: e University of Vermont Campus Recreation 200-hour yoga teacher training is designed to help you deepen your knowledge of the yoga practice, provide training to teach professionally, and do so in a very supportive and positive environment. Training begins Aug. 23. Location: UVM Athletic/Recreation Complex, 97 Spear St., Burlington. Info: 802656-4483, campus.recreation@ uvm.edu, uvmcampusrec.com/ sports/2017/7/5/yoga-school.

aspx.

AYURVEDIC INTEGRATION

PROGRAM: Learn to integrate Ayurveda as lifestyle medicine that can prevent or reverse chronic disease; increase energy; promote longevity; and reduce stress, anxiety and depression. Specialized seasonal and daily Ayurvedic routines, holistic nutrition, stress-reduction techniques, and self-care will be taught. Sat. & Sun. 9 a.m.-4

p.m. 2023: Oct. 14-15, Nov. 4-5, Dec. 2-3; 2024: Jan. 6-7, Feb. 3-4, Mar. 9-10, Apr. 6-7, May 4-5, Jun. 8-9, Jul. 13-14. Cost: $2,895/200hour program. Location: e Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, 34 Oak Hill Rd., Williston. Info: Allison Morse, 802-872-8898, info@ayurvedavermont.com, ayurvedavermont.com.

FARM SERIES YOGA IN THE FLOWERS: Roots & Tides is back at the Snaps and Sunflowers gardens to practice among the blooms. All levels welcome. Choose a spot next to your favorite flowers and reconnect with the earth and your surroundings. We do have a covered area in case of rain, but we’ll contact you in the event of foreseen severe weather. u., Aug. 10 & Aug. 17.

Cost: $15-30. Location: Snaps and Sunflowers, Irish Settlement Rd., Cambridge. Info: 802-7353328, sevendaystickets.com.

Get Ready to Jam!

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21

Vermont Tech Jam is an annual career and tech expo that showcases some of Vermont’s most innovative companies. The popular event attracts hundreds of job seekers, career changers, tech professionals, college students, enthusiasts and anyone eager to learn from and connect with Vermont companies.

KEYNOTE PRESENTATION Lab-grown meat in Vermont?

Vermont loves its farms and its farmers. Will it also embrace meat that’s been grown in a lab? The USDA recently approved the production and sale of “cell-cultivated chicken.” What kinds of challenges and opportunities does no-slaughter meat present? Dr. Rachael Floreani and Irfan Tahir, two Vermont-based pioneers in the rapidly evolving field of cellular agriculture, explore those questions in a keynote conversation, moderated by Seven Days’ deputy publisher Cathy Resmer.

HULA LAKESIDE, BURLINGTON

Fred

AGE/SEX: 5-year-old neutered male

ARRIVAL DATE: July 25, 2023

SUMMARY: Fred originally made his way to HSCC when he was found as a stray. He’s spent the past few months in a home where he was very loved, but he recently was returned to us due to a change in his owner’s work schedule. Fred is all about being with his people, and he’s looking for roommates who are home often — the more the merrier! He craves company and hanging out with his buddies. If he were in college, he’d definitely join a fraternity and fill his days with parties, barbecues, movie nights and eating all the snacks. If you’re a hound lovah, or think you’d like to be, stop by to meet sweet Fred today!

DOGS/CATS/KIDS: Fred has done well with dogs and dog-savvy cats. He has been exposed to kids and did well, but since he is a big, strong and vocal boy, he may be overwhelming for tiny tots.

Visit the Humane Society of Chittenden County at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday from 1 to 5 p.m. or Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Call 862-0135 or visit hsccvt.org for more info.

DID YOU KNOW?

Scent hounds love following their noses, and it’s important that they are allowed to sniff and check out everything on walks! Because of this, scent hounds can be impulsive and harder to redirect when following scents. They typically can’t be trusted off-leash, but they still need plenty of exercise and mental stimulation.

Sponsored by:

Humane Society of Chittenden County

Fur-ever

Seven Days Pet Memorials

Ne ie • 2014-2023

e Sweetest Shepherd

In loving memory of our beautiful Nellie. We cherished every Frisbee toss, couch cuddle and hose game with you. e only thing bigger than your paws was your heart! ank you for loving us so unconditionally. We miss you all the time, sweet girl.

– Love, your family

Mishka • 2011-2023

Sun Worshipper

Our most magnificent Mishka, a mouse-catching marvel with a heart of gold, crossed over to the Great Beyond in mid-June. She’ll be remembered for her patience with puppies, her keen appreciation of cardboard boxes and the meditative calm she displayed as she occupied various windowsills in accordance with the movement of the sun.

– Her many fans

Agatha • 2015-2023 anks for the Eggs, Aggie

Agatha lived a long life for a chicken. She was an 8-yearold Plymouth Rock chicken, and she had the softest blackand-white feathers.

Aggie loved grapes, corn and lettuce. She enjoyed foraging in our backyard for bugs and grass. She liked cuddling up at night with her BFF, Harriet the orange chicken, and she tolerated her stepbrothers Lexy and Loki the cats. Aggie woke us in the mornings with her loud clucks. She was spunky and sassy. You should have seen her digging in the dirt with her sharp talons! When she laid an egg, you heard all about it. She gave us something to cluck about. Our family is brokenhearted and will miss her terribly.

– Love, Eva and family

Do you want to memorialize your pet in the pages of Seven Days?

Visit

All sizes include a photo and your tribute. Short $30; Medium $50; Long $100.

Print deadline: ursdays at 5 p.m. | Questions? petmemorials@sevendaysvt.com

Edna

• 2007-2022

She Loved a Good Belly Rub

A true athlete, this courageous wiener dog loved to swim, dig, fetch and even paddleboard! We will never forget all the love and support she shared with us during the dark days of the pandemic. May our “Mama Goose” always enjoy an endless supply of baby carrots and give enthusiastic kisses to everyone she meets!

Sadie Bird

• 2010-2021

Southern Lady With Style, Class

One of the world’s truest beauties, full of sass and class.

I miss our pizza parties, sports ball events, walking you and have onlookers gaze in awe of your majesty. Not sure who would breed a Great Dane with a poodle, but I’m sure glad they did!

– Love, Johnny, Mary, Yuki, Rocket

Clark • Unknown-2018

We Would Do It All Again

Our beagle Clark came to us as a senior rescue. He had a heart murmur, separation anxiety and diabetes, and every single one of the roughly 2,900 insulin shots we gave him was a struggle that involved two people and a lot of boiled chicken. He was almost blind, mostly deaf, Lyme-positive and fear-aggressive. Even putting a harness or coat on him was like that childhood game Operation: You had one chance to get it on him without touching his head, or he would take a swipe at you. And for all that, we would adopt him again in a heartbeat. For an antisocial dog, he was surprisingly magnetic. With his Snoopy-like coloring, he was arresting to see. People were drawn to him the way we were drawn to him and constantly stopped us on the street to meet him. He was our first dog, our first rescue, and we couldn’t have loved him more. He was singular. We were crushed by his passing but grateful to have known him.

– Love, Dave and Ang

Tito • 2006-2015 King of the Backyard

Percussionist, dictator, sphinx: I am the god you mis-named who patrols the rooms of the palace which you abandon each morning & return to at night, burdened by words & ideas & other things I cannot eat. (I have grown fat feeding on wild things in your absence; in this way, there is no part of me, tamed) — Keep your milk. I drink from the lake while you furiously dream.

Lisa • 2008-2018

She Gave Eggs and So Much More

Lisa the chicken died of natural causes when she was about 10 years old. Hand-fed from the start, Lisa was a sociable chicken who was excellent at taking dust baths in the bushes, picking potato bugs in the garden and laying delicious eggs. She never minded being toted around on weekend trips in a dog crate and was always a good sport about letting her opponents win at mancala. Lisa, we hope you’re an enjoying an afterlife that is rich in green grass, melon rinds and bugs.

– Love, your family

Rufus • 2006-2019

He’s Chasing Squirrels in Heaven

To my sweet prince and loyal companion on the fourth anniversary of your passing: I still think about you every day. I remember the good times we had together: road trips to the Outer Banks, New York City and the coast of Maine; playing ball in the fields behind Burlington College; and running the shores of Texaco Beach when you first learned how to swim at the age of 6. You came to work with me every day for six years and brought so much joy to our workplace and home. I will love you forever with all my heart.

– Johnny and Mary

— Love, Don, Shawn and Trixie

Poem by Benjamin Aleshire

CLASSIFIEDS

RECREATIONAL VEHICLES

housing ads: $25 (25 words) legals: 52¢/word buy this stuff: free online

services: $12 (25 words) fsbos: $45 (2 weeks, 30 words, photo) jobs: michelle@sevendaysvt.com, 865-1020 x121

print deadline: Mondays at 3:30 p.m. post ads online 24/7 at: sevendaysvt.com/classifieds questions? classifieds@sevendaysvt.com

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on the road

CARS/TRUCKS

2010 GMC TERRAIN

103,500 miles.

6-cylinder. Inspected, no rust, sunroof, heated leather seats, hitch, backup camera, silver. Like-new, new brakes. Asking $12,500. Call 802-355-4099.

MOTORCYCLES

2018 DUCATI SCRAMBLER 1100

Excellent condition.

2,465 miles. Black. Ton of aftermarket parts, incl. seat, mirrors, folding clutch/brake levers, MIVV exhaust & axle sliders. See online ad for more info. $8,900. Contact Bill at 802-752-7080.

2008 KEYSTONE 5TH WHEEL RV

Exceptional condition, new toilet & septic tank. Refrigerator, queen mattress & on-demand hot water new in 2020. Anxious to sell; make an offer! Contact Sylvia or Andy at 352-250-1232.

housing FOR RENT

BURLINGTON Burlington Hill Section, furnished, single room, on bus line. No cooking. No pets. Linens furnished. Utils. incl. Call 802-862-2389.

FULLY FURNISHED CONDO

Fully furnished 2-BR, 2-BA downtown

CLASSIFIEDS KEY

Burlington condo. Private entrance, security, bike storage, laundry, off-street parking for 1 car. NS, no pets. Water, trash & building fees incl.; tenant pays gas & electric. Avail. Jan 1.

Minimum 3-mo. rental. Call 802-355-3456.

SPACIOUS 2-STORY APT.

Newly remodeled, 2-BR, 1.5-BA, study, large living space opens to garden. Hill Section. 1 parking space. No dogs. Owner next door. 1-year lease, $3,000/mo. Avail. now. Contact Eleanor at 802-734-2014 or elanahan@burlington telecom.net.

WINTER RENTAL Alburgh cabin, 2-BR, 1-BA, on a private road. Must have excellent refs. Flexible from Oct./ Nov. through Apr./May 2024. $1,200 + utils. Contact 802-372-1671.

HOUSEMATES

BOOK LOVER IN SUDBURY

Share a home in Sudbury w/ an avid reader in her 60s who enjoys volunteering & classical music. $500/ mo. + sharing companionship & outdoor chores. Must be catfriendly! NS. Private BA. Contact 802-863-5625 or homesharevermont. org for application. Interview, refs., background checks req. EHO.

CENTRAL VT HOMESHARE

Share a cozy, rural home in Worcester surrounded by orchard, blueberries & gardens. Seeking help w/ gardens & housekeeping. Shared BA, pets considered. $600/mo. Contact 802-863-5625 or homesharevermont. org for application. Interview, refs., background checks req. EHO.

ROOM FOR RENT

Room for rent, private BA. In Essex Jct. on

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our

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PSYCHIC COUNSELING

Psychic counseling, channeling w/ Bernice Kelman, Underhill. 40+ years’ experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. 802-899-3542, kelman.b@juno.com.

HOME/GARDEN

MOVING SALE!

Collectibles, furniture, rugs, kitchenware, dishes, sheets, towels, tablecloths, sports equipment, electronics, artwork, tools, bike. urs. through Sun., Aug. 17-20, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. 743 Bay Rd., Shelburne. Contact 802-371-7782 or emcshane489@gmail. com.

WANT TO BUY

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readers are hereby informed that all dwellings advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact:

HUD Office of Fair Housing 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309

— OR —

Vermont Human Rights Commission 14-16 Baldwin St. Montpelier, VT 05633-0633

1-800-416-2010 hrc@vermont.gov

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OFFICE/ COMMERCIAL

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ELDER CARE

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FINANCIAL/LEGAL

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AUTO

CUSTOM VAN CONVERSIONS

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DONATE YOUR CAR TO CHARITY

Running or not! Fast, free pickup. Maximum tax deduction. Support Patriotic Hearts. Your car donation helps veterans! 1-866-5599123. (AAN CAN)

BIZ OPPS

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HEALTH/ WELLNESS

DISCOVER OXYGEN THERAPY

Try Inogen portable oxygen concentrators. Free information kit. Call 866-859-0894. (AAN CAN)

PERFECT MASSAGE FOR MEN

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FURNITURE

TWIN HOSPITAL BED

PACKAGE

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GARAGE/ESTATE SALES

BRIDPORT TOWNWIDE SALES Sat. & Sun., Aug. 19 & 20, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Maps avail. at sales sites on sale dates & at Pratt’s Store on Aug. 16.

MISCELLANEOUS

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PETS

WELSH CORGI PUPPIES

Red & white male corgi pups. Had puppy parents who couldn’t wait, so now they are avail.! AKCregistered w/ papers. $2,000 each. Ready to go home mid-September. Contact Catherine at 802-917-6688 for more information.

music INSTRUCTION

GUITAR INSTRUCTION

Berklee graduate w/ 30 years’ teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, music technology, ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages, styles, levels. Rick Belford, 864-7195, rickbelford.com.

GUITAR LESSONS

All levels welcome. Jazz, rock, funk, Indian, classical. Technique, theory, songs, self-expression through music. Studentcentered lessons, also improvisation & composition concepts. Touring musician w/ extensive teaching experience. Info: Xander Naylor, 802-318-5365, contact@xandernaylor. com.

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DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK: ★★

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SUDOKU BY JOSH REYNOLDS

DIFFICULTY THIS WEEK: ★★

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Legal Notices

PROPOSED STATE RULES

By law, public notice of proposed rules must be given by publication in newspapers of record. The purpose of these notices is to give the public a chance to respond to the proposals. The public notices for administrative rules are now also available online at https://secure.vermont.gov/ SOS/rules/. The law requires an agency to hold a public hearing on a proposed rule, if requested to do so in writing by 25 persons or an association having at least 25 members.

To make special arrangements for individuals with disabilities or special needs please call or write the contact person listed below as soon as possible.

To obtain further information concerning any scheduled hearing(s), obtain copies of proposed rule(s) or submit comments regarding proposed rule(s), please call or write the contact person listed below. You may also submit comments in writing to the Legislative Committee on Administrative Rules, State House, Montpelier, Vermont 05602 (802-828-2231).

Education Quality Standards (Rule Series 2000).

Vermont Proposed Rule: 23P022

AGENCY: Agency of Education / Vermont Board of Education

CONCISE SUMMARY: The proposed amendments to Rule Series 2000 -- Education Quality Standards (EQS) are designed to implement 2019 Act No. 1 (“An act relating to ethnic and social equity studies standards for public schools”), consistent with the legislative intent of both the Act and 16 V.S.A section 165 (the statute mandating EQS). The amended rule series is intended to ensure that students in Vermont public schools (and independent schools seeking designation as an independent school meeting EQS under 16 V.S.A. section 165(f)) are afforded opportunities that are substantially equal in quality and are equitable, anti-racist, culturally responsive, anti-discriminatory, and inclusive. The amended rule series enhances the curriculum, provides for a culturally responsive pedagogy, and prohibits discrimination against any

student pursuing an education or participating in the life or activities of a school based on a number of protected classifications.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: Kim Gleason, Member, State Board of Education, 1 National Life Drive, Davis 5, Montpelier, VT 056202501 Tel: 802-324-7145 Email: kimberly.g.gleason@ vermont.gov URL: https://education.vermont.gov/ rules.

FOR COPIES: Bernie Lambek, Special Counsel, State Board of Education 15 East State Street, Suite 5, Montpelier, VT 05602 Tel: 802-223-1000 Fax: 802-223-5271 Email: blambek@zclpc.com.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C0667-10 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 – 6111

Application 4C0667-10 from Kevin Lesage 49 Aster Lane, Williston, VT 05495 was received on February 3, 2023 and deemed complete on July 28, 2023. The project is generally described as the installation of an 80’ long, 3’ high retaining wall across a portion of the Applicant’s back yard, to address an existing slope in the backyard which causes water to run into the basement of the single family dwelling unit located on the parcel. The project proposes to pitch the slope of the land in the backyard to the wall, away from the house. A drain will be installed beneath the wall, which will daylight into the wooded area left of the house. The project is located at 49 Aster Lane in Williston, Vermont. This application can be viewed online by visiting the Act 250 Database: (https://anrweb.vt.gov/ANR/ Act250/Details.aspx?Num=4C0667-10).

No hearing will be held, and a permit will be issued unless, on or before August 21, 2023, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or sub-criteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request

party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https://nrb. vermont.gov/documents/party-status-petitionform, and email it to the District 4 Office at: NRB. Act250Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

For more information contact Kaitlin Hayes at the address or telephone number below.

Dated this July 31, 2023.

By: /s/ Kaitlin Hayes Kaitlin Hayes District Coordinator

111 West Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 622-4084 kaitlin.hayes@vermont.gov

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 4C0637-2C 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 – 6111

Application 4C0637-2C from University of Vermont & State Agricultural College, 31 Spear Street, Marsh Hall, Suite 10, Burlington, VT 05405 was received on July 17, 2023 and deemed complete on July 31, 2023. The project specifically authorizes the construction of a 155-space parking lot (130 net new spaces) at 655 Spear Street following the demolition and removal of the BioResearch Laboratory Building (4C0637-2B). The project will also include landscape improvements, a bioretention area, and a dry pond. The site is located at the eastern edge of the University of Vermont (UVM) BioResearch Complex which houses multiple buildings, parking, and paved drives. The area will be accessed by an existing paved drive from Spear Street. This parking lot expansion is included in the City of Burlington Joint Institutional Parking Management Plan (JIPMP). The new parking area will contain spaces for buses, electric vehicles, and motor vehicles. The majority of the spaces will be used for fleet vehicles, including passenger buses (10) and shuttle buses (2), and the remaining spaces will be used for local building occupancy.

The project is located at 655 Spear Street in Burlington, Vermont. This application can be viewed online by visiting the Act 250 Database: (https://anrweb.vt.gov/ANR/Act250/Details. aspx?Num=4C0637-2C).

No hearing will be held, and a permit will be issued unless, on or before August 21, 2023, a party notifies the District 4 Commission in writing of an issue requiring a hearing, or the Commission sets the matter for a hearing on its own motion. Any person as defined in 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1) may request a hearing. Any hearing request must be in writing, must state the criteria or sub-criteria at issue, why a hearing is required, and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other person eligible for party status under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(1)(E) must include a petition for party status under the Act 250 Rules. To request party status and a hearing, fill out the Party Status Petition Form on the Board’s website: https://nrb. vermont.gov/documents/party-status-petitionform, and email it to the District 4 Office at: NRB. Act250Essex@vermont.gov. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law may not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

For more information contact Kaitlin Hayes at the address or telephone number below.

Dated this July 31, 2023.

By: /s/ Kaitlin Hayes

Kaitlin Hayes

District Coordinator 111 West Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 622-4084 kaitlin.hayes@vermont.gov

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

AMENDMENTS TO THE CITY OF WINOOSKI

UNIFIED LAND USE AND DEVELOPMENT REGULATIONS

In accordance with 24 V.S.A § 4415 and § 4444, the Winooski City Council will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, September 05, 2023 beginning at 6:00 p.m. Members of the public interested in participating in this hearing can do so by attending in person at Winooski City Hall, 27 West Allen Street, Winooski, VT; or electronically by visiting https://us06web.zoom.us/j/84364849328; or by calling (646) 558 8656 and using Webinar ID: 843 6484 9328. Toll charges may apply.

Amendments to the Unified Land Use and Development Regulations

• Section 4.1 - Abandonment, Stabilization & Demolition

• Section 4.2 - Access, Driveways, Roads, and Circulation

• Section 4.3 - Conversion or Change of Use

• Section 4.5 - Equal Treatment of Housing

• Section 4.6 - Fences & Walls

• Section 4.7 - Landscaping & Screening

• Section 4.9 - Nonconforming Lots, Structures, Right of Way or Drive, and Uses

• Section 4.10 - Outdoor Lighting

• Section 4.11 - Outdoor Storage, Mechanical and Utility Equipment

• Section 4.12 - Parking, Loading, and Service Areas

• Section 5.15 - Incentives for Adaptive Reuse

• Section 6.6 - Site Plan Review

• Article IX – Definitions

Statement of Purpose: The purpose of these amendments are as follows:

Section 4.1 – Updates and amends specific requirements related to demolition of buildings and structures; including permitting.

Section 4.2 – Clarifies what standards to use for driveways and curb cuts. Also removes information and graphics related to site plan considerations.

Section 4.3 – Amends and clarifies permitting requirements for conversions or changes of use.

Section 4.5 – Includes minor editorial amendments for clarity.

Section 4.6 – Updates the need for permitting of walls, including the location of fences and walls.

Section 4.7 – Includes clarification on where landscaping and screening is required.

Section 4.9 – Updates development standards

for non-conforming lots and changes of use in pre-existing non-conforming structures.

Section 4.10 – Includes clarification on where outdoor lighting is required.

Section 4.11 – Clarifies where outdoor storage is required, including the location and screening of outdoor storage.

Section 4.12 – Amends multiple sections of the parking standards including additional use standards; additional documentation and standards for parking adjustments; adds more detail on bicycle parking, and removes references to parking and loading standards that are specific to site plan review.

Section 5.15 – Creates incentives for adaptive reuse of historic resources.

Section 6.6 – Includes graphics and details for site plan review that were previously included in Sections 4.2 and 4.12.

Article IX – Adds new definitions related to specific terms used in Article IV and terms not currently defined.

Geographic Area Affected: The proposed amendments will apply to the entire City including all zoning districts.

Section Headings Impacted: The following specific updates are included with these amendments:

Section 4.1 – Adds a new Part D that includes additional detail and clarification on when a zoning permit is needed and when a demolition permit is needed; including rights to appeal.

Section 4.2 – Includes clarification on the standards to be used for curb cuts, removes and relocates figures 1 thru 5 (including associated descriptive text), and establishes a new Part I for encroachment of existing residential driveways.

Section 4.3 – Reorganizes the text to include a Part B and adds references to Section 2.4 and Section 6.6.

Section 4.5 – Includes clarification under subpart 2, and adds a new Part B with existing text.

Section 4.6 – Adds new requirements for walls that are intended to hold back or retain earth, including the need for a zoning permit. Also includes clarification for where fences or walls can be located on a property.

Section 4.7 – Clarifies the applicability of the standards for landscaping and screening and what zoning districts are impacted by these standards. Adds a reference to the Standards and Specifications for street trees.

Section 4.9 – Amends the conditions for the development of pre-existing non-conforming lots. Adds subpart E.5 to provide standards for changes of use in a non-conforming structure and other editorial updates.

Section 4.10 – Clarifies the applicability for where outdoor lighting is required and under what circumstances.

Section 4.11 – Clarifies the applicability of the standards for outdoor storage including what zoning districts will be subject to these requirements. Adds new language for location and screening requirements of dumpsters.

Section 4.12 – Adds new language to clarify the applicability of this section. Establishes a maximum threshold for vehicle parking on any given lot and a process to exceed the maximum threshold if needed. Adds new uses to the table for minimum vehicle parking and amends the number of vehicle parking spaces required. Reformats Part D on vehicle parking reductions including new standards and requirements for shared uses; updated requirements for Transportation Demand Management Strategies; clarifies the location for parking; and new standards for use of public parking to satisfy minimum vehicle parking standards. References to ADA parking have been removed and now rely on federal standards. A new Part E is added to include incentives for underground parking and electric vehicle charging. A new table is included for short-term and long-term bicycle parking, including uses. Additional standards for

bicycle parking are also included under Part G. A new Part H is added to address parking related to changes of use and what standards will apply. Provides clarification on surface parking standards, and removes figures 6 thru 9 including text referencing these figures. Removes all references to loading standards.

Section 5.15 – Adds a new section to Article V to provide incentives for adaptive reuse of historic structures or buildings. This section includes incentives based on the zoning district where the property is located and varies the incentives based on the zoning district with the intent of implementing specific goals of the City’s Master Plan.

Section 6.6 – In addition to editorial changes, incorporates all figures from Section 4.2 and 4.12 except for figure 1 (which is deleted in its entirety) and associated text in various parts of the site plan review standard.

Article IX – Adds new definitions for various terms including Accessory Structure, Certificate of Appropriateness, Fence, Instructional Space, Party Wall, Substantially Commenced, and Wall. Also provides editorial amendments to various existing definitions for clarity and consistency.

The full text of these amendments is available at the Winooski City Hall, 27 West Allen Street, during normal business hours or by contacting Eric Vorwald, AICP, City of Winooski Planning & Zoning Manager by calling 802.655.6410 or evorwald@ winooskivt.gov

THE TOWN OF ALBURGH

Seeking a qualified firm of Certified Public Accountants to audit its financial statements for the Fiscal Years 2014-2022, as they relate to payroll and associated tax filings. A complete Request for Proposals can be found on the town’s web page: alburghvt.org. Please direct questions about this process to the Town Administrator, Alex Goddard: administrator@alburghvt.org. The deadline for proposal submissions is 5PM on Friday, August 11, 2023.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION CHITTENDEN UNIT

CASE NO. 23-CV-03256 IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF GERTRUDE M. SHEPARD

Notice Of Hearing

A hearing on the Vermont State Housing Authority’s Verified Complaint to declare abandoned the mobile home of Gertrude M. Shepard located on Lot #59, Windemere Estates Mobile Home Park, 100 Mount Sterling Avenue in Colchester, Vermont to authorize the transfer without a public auction, so it may be removed and disposed of accordingly, has been set for August 28, 2023 at 11:00 a.m. You may participate in the hearing either in person at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division located at 175 Main Street in Burlington, Vermont or remotely via WEBEX video. The WEBEX Login Information is as follows:

App: Cisco Webex Meeting

Website: https://vtcourts.webex.com

Meeting Number: 129 647 6521

Password: CIVIL2

If you do not have a computer or sufficient bandwidth, you may call (802) 636-1108 to appear by phone. (This is not a tollfree number). When prompted enter the meeting ID number listed above, followed by the pound symbol (#). You will be prompted to enter your attendee number (which you do not have). Instead, press pound (#). If you have technical difficulties, call the Court at (802) 863-3467.

Date: July 28, 2023

Nancy L. Bean, Judicial Assistant

VERIFIED COMPLAINT FOR ABANDONMENT

PURSUANT TO 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) (Uninhabitable)

NOW COMES the Vermont State Housing Authority (“VSHA”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains as follows:

1. VSHA, a public housing authority with a principal place of business in Montpelier, County of Washington, State of Vermont, is the record owner of a mobile home park known as the Windemere Estates Mobile Home Park located in the Town of Colchester, Vermont (the “Park”).

2. Gertrude M. Shepard (“Shepard”) is the record owner of a certain mobile home, described as a

1993 Liberty, Model #145602, 56’ x 14’ (the “Mobile Home”), located on Lot #59, Windemere Estates Mobile Home Park, 100 Mount Sterling Avenue in Colchester, Vermont. See attached Bill of Sale.

3. Shepard leased a lot in the Park for her mobile home from VSHA pursuant to a written lease. Shepard paid a security deposit in the amount of $212.50 to VSHA. See attached Lease.

4. Shepard is deceased. Her date of death is March 13, 2023. See attached Death Certificate.

5. No petition to open a probate estate has been filed for Shepard per the Chittenden County Probate Court.

6. The last known resident of the mobile home was Shepard. The mobile home has been abandoned and is unoccupied. On or about June 13, 2023 Ron King who is the named Executor in Shepard’s Will called VSHA to relay contact information for the Estate’s attorney. VSHA’s Counsel then contacted Atty. Edward Fitzpatrick regarding the Mobile Home. Atty. Fitzpatrick advised that an estate would not be opened in Probate Court as there is no value in the Mobile Home. Atty. Fitzpatrick was advised that VSHA would be starting the court abandonment process to obtain an order to allow VSHA could dispose of the Mobile Home. Atty. Fitzpatrick informed VSHA’s Counsel that Shepard’s family members would remove all of Shepard’s personal property from the Mobile Home by July 7, 2023.

7. The following security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home:

a. Property taxes to the Town of Colchester are current according to the Town Clerk. See attached Tax Bill.

8. Mobile home storage fees continue to accrue at the rate of $485.00 per month. Rent, storage fees and late charges due VSHA as of July, 2023 total $485.00. Court costs and attorney’s fees from this action to date exceed $750.00. See attached Account History.

9. VSHA sent written notice by certified mail to the Town of Colchester on June 8, 2023 of VSHA’s intent to commence this abandonment action as required by statute. See attached.

10. The mobile home is uninhabitable. Thomas Young, Property Manager and duly authorized agent for the Park owner will testify under oath as to the poor and unlivable condition of this mobile home at the abandonment hearing.

WHEREFORE, VSHA respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows:

1. Declare that the mobile home has been abandoned;

2. Transfer the mobile home that is unfit for human habitation to Park owner VSHA without a public auction so that it may be removed and disposed of accordingly.

3. Order pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(j) that the mobile home and any security deposit paid be conveyed to the Park Owner in “as is” condition, and free from all liens and other encumbrances of record.

DATED this 28th day of July, 2023.

VERMONT STATE HOUSING AUTHORITY

BY: Nadine L. Scibek Attorney for VSHA

I declare that the above statement is true and accurate to the best of my knowledge and belief. I understand that if the above statement is false, I will be subject to the penalty of perjury or other sanctions in the discretion of the Court.

July 28, 2023

By: Thomas Young

Duly Authorized Agent for VSHA

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT PROBATE DIVISION GRAND ISLE UNIT DOCKET NO.: 23-PR-02544

In re Estate Of Richard L. Cameron, Sr.

Notice To Creditors

To the creditors of: Richard L. Cameron, Sr., late of Alburgh, Vermont

I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the date of the first publication of this notice. The claim must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the Court. The claim may be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

Dated: July 26, 2023

Signature of Fiduciary: /s/ Randilyn L. Fenn

Executor/Administrator: Randilyn L. Fenn, c/o Paul R Morwood, Esq., 333 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT 05403, morwood.paul@gmail.com 802-862-2135

Name of Publication: Seven Days

Publication Date: 8/9/2023

Name of Probate Court: GRAND ISLE PROBATE UNIT

Address of Probate Court: PO Box 7, North Hero, VT 05474

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2023, 5:00 PM

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

Hybrid & In Person (at 645 Pine Street) Meeting Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/83225696227

pwd=SGQ0bTdnS000Wkc3c2J4WWw1dzMxUT09 Webinar ID: 832 2569 6227

Passcode: 969186

Telephone: US +1 929 205 6099 or +1 301 715 8592 or +1 312 626 6799 or +1 669 900 6833 or +1 253 215 8782 or +1 346 248 7799

1. ZAP-23-8; 300 Lake Street (FD5, Ward 3C) Waterside Apartment, LP / Donal Dugan Appeal of zoning administrative denial (ZPF-23-31) to construct eight-foot-high chain link fence.

2. ZP-23-284; 266 College Street (FD5, Ward 8E) Giri Burlington Property, LLC / 266 Greencastle, LLC

Re-opened major impact review of proposed renovation of existing building to construct a 6-story addition with rental housing and two levels of parking below street grade.

Plans may be viewed upon request by contacting the Department of Permitting & Inspections between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Participation in the DRB proceeding is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal. Please note that ANYTHING submitted to the Zoning office is considered public and cannot be kept confidential. This may not be the final order in which items will be heard. Please view final Agenda, at www.burlingtonvt.gov/dpi/drb/agendas or the office notice board, one week before the hearing for the order in which items will be heard.

The City of Burlington will not tolerate unlawful harassment or discrimination on the basis of political or religious affiliation, race, color, national origin, place of birth, ancestry, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, marital status, veteran status, disability, HIV positive status, crime victim status or genetic information. The City is also committed to providing proper access to services, facilities, and employment opportunities. For accessibility information or alternative formats, please contact Human Resources Department at (802) 540-2505.

The programs and services of the City of Burlington are accessible to people with disabilities. Individuals who require special arrangements to participate are encouraged to contact the Zoning Division at least 72 hours in advance so that proper accommodations can be arranged. For information call 865-7188 (TTY users: 865-7142).

TOWN OF BOLTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD PUBLIC HEARING: AUGUST 24, 2023

The Town of Bolton’s Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on August 24, 2023, at 6:30pm.

Place: Virtual or Municipal Conference Room, 3045 Theodore Roosevelt Highway, Bolton, VT, 05676. Zoom link:

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/81393103524?pwd=ZT

NUeXpMY2lWSmlZNDRMNEJMMGI4UT09

Call (audio only): +1 646 558 8656

Meeting ID: 813 9310 3524

Passcode: 778314

The following applications will be reviewed:

2023-09-ZP Appealed by Bolton Valley Community Water System. Zoning Permit approved July 18, 2023 for exploratory excavation on property 299 Wentworth Rd. (Tax Map # 4-9000299) was appealed by Bolton Valley Community Water System on August 2, 2023.

Additional information can be obtained through email by calling 802-434-5075, or by email at zoningbolton@gmavt.net. Pursuant to 24 VSA § 4464 and § 4471, participation in this local proceeding, by written or oral comment, is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal.

ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

POST YOUR JOBS AT: JOBS.SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POST-A-JOB PRINT DEADLINE: NOON ON MONDAYS (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) FOR RATES & INFO: MICHELLE BROWN, 802-865-1020 X121, MICHELLE@SEVENDAYSVT.COM

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ATHENS DINER

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Open positions around the state serving with non-profit organizations

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OPERATIONS MANAGER

You must be a thoughtful HR manager, able to train and motivate others, encourage employee growth, solve problems creatively and be computer proficient.

Please visit conantmetalandlight.com/employment for more information or send a resume detailing your interest, experience, and skills to info@conantmetalandlight.com

Mechanic/ Truck Driver

Shelburne Highway Department

Shelburne’s Highway Department has an immediate opening for a full-time Mechanic/Truck Driver. This position is responsible for the maintenance of all Town vehicles and other machinery and equipment. The successful candidate will also operate trucks and other equipment, in addition to plowing snow.

landstewardship

environmental education

Open positions around the state serving with non-profit organizations.

homeless assistance

MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR COMMUNITY!

LAND STEWARDSHIP

ENVIRONMENTAL EDUCATION

homebuyer education

Open positions around the state serving with non-profit organizations

HOMELESS ASSISTANCE

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FOOD SERVICE POSITIONS OPEN!

Multiple Positions (full or part time & substitutes)

A high school diploma or equivalent and five years of experience; CDL or the ability to obtain a CDL; Vermont State Vehicle Inspection License; and background check are required. A full job description is available at shelburnevt.org/237/Human-Resources. Salary range $28-$30/hr., generous benefit package, vacation and sick time, and paid holidays.

Submit resume or application to Susan Cannizzaro at scannizzaro@shelburnevt.org. E.O.E.

Service Term:

landstewardship

HOMEBUYER EDUCATION

September 12, 2022 -

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August 11, 2023

homebuyer education

The Food Service Worker is responsible for the preparation and serving of school breakfast and lunch programs as well as related activities in assigned buildings.

Responsibilities Include:

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Service term:

September 11, 2023 –

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August 9, 2024

Service Term:

• Assist in preparation of appetizing food in accordance with prescribed method

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For 11 months of service, you’ll receive:

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• Perform routine food preparation tasks, such as cutting up fruits & vegetables, making & wrapping sandwiches & salads

For 11 months of service, you’ll receive:

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•$25,500 livingallowance

•$6,495 education award

• Set up and stock work areas with all necessary ingredients and equipment

•Health insurance

• $26,000 living allowance

• Prepare, setup, stock and package foods for food/beverage serving line and/or snack bar

For 11 months of service, you’ll receive:

• $300 monthly housing allowance

•Training opportunities

• Set up components of salad bar, & prepare salads for salad bar

•Leadership development

•$25,500 livingallowance

•$6,495 education award

• $6,895 Education Award

• Operate point of sale computer system

•Health insurance

•Training opportunities

• Health insurance • Training opportunities • Leadership development

•Leadership development

• Assist with daily cleaning duties in cafeteria

Apply online: schoolspring.com

Job IDs #4352962 (part time), #4352966 (part time), #4352969 (full time), #4352972 (full time) or 4360591 (part time)

Delivery Driver/Sales Non-CDL

We are looking for a part time delivery driver for a small family business specializing in fresh fish and shellfish. Must have a clean driving record and be able to lift 50lbs.

Driver routes range from Upper Valley (89/91 intersection) to greater Burlington area Tuesday/Thursday. Hours are typically 10-7 with option for 1-7 shift. Excellent job for people with part time schedules. Fun job, good pay, good people.

Check us out at WoodMountainFish.Com for more information!

REGISTRAR AND ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT – Guidance

Colchester Middle School

The registrar and guidance administrative assistant performs a variety of interpersonal, secretarial, and organizational responsibilities which contribute to the e cient operation of the guidance department and to the maintenance of student records and files.

QUALIFICATIONS:

• Business education training and/or experience working in a busy o ce environment.

• Superior word processing and excellent communication/ interpersonal skills.

• Previous experience and/or ability working with children or adolescents.

Apply online: schoolspring.com, Job ID #4332127

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Director of Student Accounts

You can also apply online via our website at shipvds.com or email Tom Knox directly at tknox@shipvds.com

The Office of Student Financial Services at Saint Michael’s College invites applications for the Director of Student Accounts (Bursar) position. The Director leads the critical function of tuition billing and collection with a deep commitment to providing exemplary customer service experiences for students and families. This position reports to the Executive Director of Student Financial Services and collaborates with the Financial Aid team, Registrar, Finance and Enrollment to design and manage a billing and collection cycle that is effective and timely, while maintaining compliance with federal and state regulations, internal policies, and accounting practices and procedures.

Real Estate and Land Development Manager

and schedule

Successful candidates will preferably have a degree in a relevant f eld, experience in land acquisition and development, knowledge of the Northwestern Vermont land market, and experience with res dential subdivision development

candidates are encouraged to apply!

We have several exciting career opportunities available!

For a complete job description, benefits information, and to apply online, please visit: https://bit.ly/SMCDSA

Chief Clinical O cer

DropIn Center Youth Coach Young Adult Peer Navigator

To apply and view a full job description, please visit: spectrumvt.org/ career-opportunities or scan the QR code

Master & Journeyman Plumber

SILVER MAPLE CONSTRUCTION is seeking a full-time, benefits-eligible Master and Journeyman Plumber in our new mechanical division focused on high-level customer service and the execution of complex and cutting-edge residential HVAC and plumbing systems.

Here at Silver Maple, we want everyone to feel valued and do the work that inspires you while maintaining a better work-life balance than many others in this field.

Salary and Benefits: Competitive

Apply at silvermapleconstruction.com (select JOBS) and/ or send resume to hr@silvermapleconstruction.com

(802) 862-7662

DELIVERY DRIVERS WANTED

We are currently accepting applications for both part time and full time positions. We have several different shifts available.

Feel free to stop in to our office at 54 Echo Place, Suite# 1, Williston, VT 05495 and fill out an application.

You can also apply online via our website at shipvds.com or email Tom Knox directly at tknox@shipvds.com

DELI Help Wanted

We have positions to fill at the Cupboard Deli! Nights and weekends, part time and full time! Call the Deli at (802) 6442069, text Dean Decker at (802) 730-2254 or apply in person. Please share with anyone you think would be a great member of our crew at our fast paced Deli!

DENTAL HYGIENIST

We are looking for a parttime dental hygienist to work with us Friday mornings during the school year in our family oriented general practice in Burlington. Apply at: lavoiedental@lavoiedental.com

Program Director & Associate Program Director

Champlain Inn Emergency Shelter in Burlington

We’re Growing! Do you want to make a meaningful impact in our community?

The Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity (CVOEO) has exciting opportunities for you to make a meaningful impact in our community by joining our leadership team to serve as our Program Director and Associate Program Director at the Champlain Inn Emergency Shelter in Burlington, Vermont. CVOEO’s Champlain Inn will be a 24/7 low-barrier shelter for up to 40 individuals experiencing homelessness. The Champlain Inn will offer temporary shelter, housing advocacy, educational opportunities and daily meals in a community setting with the goal of assisting people to find permanent housing.

Become a part of our Leadership team! Our Community Action Network seeks full-time motivated leadership professionals with a passion for our mission for the following positions:

Champlain Inn Program Director, working closely with the Director of CVOEO’s Community Action Network and the Executive Director, will oversee and supervise the work of Advocates assisting individuals who are experiencing homelessness to find or maintain suitable housing, including advocating for clients with local social service agencies, landlords and funding sources. The Program Director will oversee all aspects of shelter operations and services; educate and advocate at the local and state level to improve services and housing for people experiencing homelessness and maintain and report on data. Bachelor’s degree in a relevant human services discipline with proven progressive leadership experience. In addition, candidates must have five-seven years of experience in supervision of staff, fiscal management and administration.

Champlain Inn Associate Program Director, reporting to the Program Director, will assist in overseeing the operations of the Champlain Inn and supervise the work of Housing Advocates, Interns, Volunteers and special projects. Provide leadership and direction in the absence of the Director. Assist individuals who are experiencing homelessness to find or maintain suitable housing, including advocating for clients with local social service agencies organizations, landlords and funding sources. Bachelor’s degree in a relevant human services discipline with proven progressive leadership experience. In addition, candidates must have strong supervisory, management and training skills.

When you come to work for CVOEO you’re getting so much more than a paycheck! We offer a great working environment and an excellent benefit package including medical, dental and vision insurance, paid holidays, generous paid time off, a retirement plan and discounted gym membership.

Interested in working with us? To apply please visit cvoeo.org/careers to submit a cover letter and resume. We embrace the diversity of our community and staff. CVOEO is interested in candidates who can contribute to our diversity. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. Review of applications begins immediately and will continue until suitable applicants are found. We’re one of the Best Places to Work in Vermont! Join us to find out why!

CVOEO IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

ROAD CREW OPENING

The Town of Westford is accepting applications for a fulltime Road Crew position with a comprehensive benefits package. Operation and knowledge of highway equipment for maintenance and repair of town roads required. Applicant must have a Vermont CDL Class B license, good driving record, and pass pre-employment physical exam and drug test.

For job description and application go to: westfordvt. us/administration/highwaydepartment/

For consideration, please submit resume, references, and employment application to: Town of Westford, Attn: Nanette Rogers, 1713 VT Route 128, Westford, VT 05494 Or email: townadmin@westfordvt.us Position open until filled. EOE.

Champlain Valley School District is Hiring!

The Roots Farm Market is Hiring!

We are a farmer-owned market featuring locally sourced and organic produce, grocery, and gift items, as well as farm-totable prepared food items from our in-house kitchen.

We are currently hiring for multiple positions:

STORE TEAM MEMBER/ CASHIER ($16-$18 per hour depending on experience)

EXPERIENCED KITCHEN TEAM MEMBER ($17-$20 per hour depending on experience)

DISHWASHER/PREP COOK ($16/hour)

Ideal candidates will bring enthusiasm and energy to the position and should be able to work independently and as a team. Knowledge and passion for organic local food a plus. Full job details on our website: therootsfarmmarket.com

If you or someone you know is looking for full-time or part-time work in a great school community, CVSD has multiple job opportunities available for the upcoming school year! Positions currently available can be found on SchoolSpring.com

CVU High School

• COMMUNICATION SPECIALIST (1 position) -Job ID# 4272051

• INTENSIVE PARAEDUCATORS (up to 4 positions)

Job ID # 4271258

• NON-INTENSIVE PARAEDUCATORS (up to 2 positions)

Job ID # 4271278

Hinesburg Community School

• INTENSIVE PARAPROFESSIONAL (3 positions)

Job ID# 4363197

• NON-INTENSIVE PARAPROFESSIONAL (4 positions)

Job ID# 4363190

• BEHAVIOR SPECIALIST (1 position) – Job ID# 4363151

CVSD is committed to ensuring that all of our students achieve our mission - which means we are committed to developing a faculty and staff that represents the inclusive, welcoming environment we seek to develop for all students and families. We welcome applicants with diverse backgrounds and experiences who share this commitment. CVSD is an equal opportunity employer. Black, Indigenous, People of Color (BIPOC), women, and LGBTQ+ candidates are strongly encouraged to apply.

Compost Site Operator & Administrative Assistant

The Chittenden Solid Waste District’s Green Mountain Compost program is committed to producing the highest quality compost and compost-based products. Our team is looking for a full-time Compost Site Operator and Administrative Assistant to monitor the quality of all inbound material streams, monitor contamination, and oversee the scale and yard booth.

This is a Tuesday – Saturday position paying $21.51/hour with an excellent time off and benefit package.

For more information on the position and CSWD, visit cswd.net/ about-cswd/job-openings. Submit application or resume to Amy Jewell: ajewell@cswd.net. This position is open until filled.

Custom Cabinetry Installer

(Full-Time) $22/hourly

Inspired Closets Vermont, in Williston, is hiring a qualified installer who can bring energy and experience to our ever-growing business. This is a year-round position, Monday-Friday, building many different organizational systems for residential clients in homes and garages. You will also assist with receiving inventory in the warehouse each week.

Qualified applicants are 18 years old or older; have a keen attention to detail; 2+ years of experience in carpentry; have a strong work ethic; strive for excellence every day; and ensure a joyful client experience on each project.

For immediate consideration call Inspired Closets Vermont at 802-658-000 or stop by our showroom to complete an application.

Land Acquisition Specialist

Looking for your next adventure?

Join us as our Land Acquisition Specialist. We are seeking candidates who can:

• Create thriving connections between land and communities

• Manage the acquisition and transfer of lands VLT owns, with a focus on gifts of land

• Communicate and collaborate across teams to advance shared goals

Learn more and apply at vlt.org/employment. The position will remain open until 9/11/23. The annual starting salary is $62,844, plus a cafeteria allowance of $23,600 to pay for health care and other benefits.

The Vermont Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer. We honor and invite people of all backgrounds and life experiences to apply.

Director of Communications

Are you a bold, creative thinker interested in leveraging your skills and experience to tell the story of a violence-free Vermont? The Vermont Network Against Domestic and Sexual Violence is seeking an imaginative and detail-oriented person who is passionate about ending gender-based violence to be our Communications Director. Our ideal candidate is an impeccable writer who is excited about creating, developing and executing multi-channel communications efforts including web, video, social media, email and print. The Vermont Network is an amazing place to work – we prioritize the wellbeing of our staff, take our culture seriously, think big and orient toward what is possible. Minimum of 3-5 years’ communications experience. For more information and the full job description, visit our website at vtnetwork.org

Submit cover letter and resume to Sarah Robinson, Deputy Director, at sarahkr@vtnetwork.org. Deadline for applications: September 6th.

BUSINESS & HR MANAGER

Join the Vermont Symphony Orchestra team either as our full-time Business and HR Manager, or apply for a part-time position in charge of HR/Payroll or Finance/Accounting.

VSO’s staff work on a hybrid in-person/remote basis with offices based in downtown Burlington. For more information on the position, visit vso.org/careers. Join your state orchestra’s team!

Goddard College, a leader in non-traditional education, has the following full-time, benefit eligible and part-time position openings:

• ADMISSIONS & ENROLLMENT ADMIN COORDINATOR

• ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF CAMPUS OPERATIONS

• ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF ENROLLMENT SYSTEMS

• CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER

• DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES

• HELP DESK ASSISTANT – PT

• MAINTENANCE GENERALIST

To view position descriptions and application instructions, visit: goddard.edu/about-goddard/employment-opportunities

Hayward Tyler, a leading manufacturer of industrial pumps & motors in Colchester, is seeking candidates to fill the following positions:

IT SUPPORT SPECIALIST

haywardtyler.com/job_listing/it-support-specialist

We offer a competitive salary and excellent benefits package. If you meet our requirements and are interested in an exciting opportunity, please forward your resume and salary requirements to:

Hayward Tyler, Inc. – Attn: HR Department 480 Roosevelt Highway , PO Box 680, Colchester, VT 05446

Email: Careers@haywardtyler.com E.O.E.

INTERNAL MEDICINE PHYSICIAN (MD/DO)

Kingdom Internal Medicine (KIM) is currently seeking a highly qualified Internal Medicine Physician (MD/DO) to join their exceptional outpatient clinical practice. At KIM, which is a certified Rural Health Center, you will have the opportunity to work alongside a supportive team of experienced providers and staff in an encouraging and collaborative environment. KIM is an adult primary care practice committed to providing comprehensive primary and preventive care, as well as care coordination and on-site behavioral health services to patients aged 19 years and older. It is owned by Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital (NVRH), a 25-bed critical access hospital.

At NVRH, we value our employees and offer competitive wages and a robust benefits package, including relocation assistance, student loan repayment, continuing medical education (CME), generous paid time off, complimentary gym membership, affordable health/dental/vision plan choices, a 401k plan with company match, and more.

APPLY TODAY AT NVRH.ORG/CAREERS

Climate Action Coordinator

Join Vermont Natural Resources Council (VNRC) and help shape public understanding of the value of reducing fossil fuel consumption – through efficiency, conservation, renewable investments, and smart land use practices – and accelerate individual, community, program and policy solutions to the challenge. The Climate Action Coordinator helps lead the Vermont Energy and Climate Action Network (VECAN), supports efforts to implement the Vermont Climate Action Plan through climate mitigation and resilience policies and programs, and assists VNRC’s partner-organization, Vermont Conservation Voters (VCV), to identify climate leaders and elect them to the Vermont Legislature and statewide offices during election years.

Preferred qualifications include:

• Commitment to protecting Vermont’s environment and accelerating access for all Vermonters to fossil-fuel free energy solutions.

• Attention to detail and proven coordination, communication and collaboration skills.

• Self-motivation and an ability to manage multiple projects simultaneously.

• Social media, event planning, graphic design, media relations, public speaking/presentation experience helpful.

VNRC is committed to a process of centering equity, environmental justice, diversity, and inclusion in our work through such values as humility and reciprocity, collaboration and power sharing, and integrity and accountability. Applicants should share a commitment to this effort, and would preferably have direct experience with environmental and social justice.

The Climate Action Coordinator is a full-time, hybrid (remote & in-person) position based at our Montpelier office. Starting salary is commensurate with experience, with total salary and benefits package ranging between $58,500-$66,500. Find out more and apply at vnrc.org VNRC is an E.O.E.

MEDICAL OFFICE ASSISTANT

Growing naturopathic office seeks a motivated and dedicated assistant. Office tasks such as scheduling and ordering stock etc., light cleaning up. Excellent phone and sales skills. Great for a parent – can do much remotely and the schedule is flexible. Community-minded individual with integrity and superior work ethic. Many perks and room for growth into employee owner. Part-time to start and grow into full-time. Send resumes to: drmariacronynnd@gmail.com thenaturopathicadvantage.com

Network Analyst

Provides technical support and assists in the management of all aspects of the Vermont State Colleges (VSC) network infrastructure. The VSC network covers 25 campus and academic center locations, as well as two data centers.

Full more information and to apply please visit: vsc.edu/employment and click on “O ce of the Chancellor.”

JOBS.SEVENDAYSVT.COM

FULL-TIME HOUSING ADVOCATES

Do you want to make a meaningful impact in our community?

The Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity (CVOEO) has exciting opportunities for you to make a meaningful impact in our community by joining our team to provide housing advocacy services at the Champlain Inn Emergency Shelter in Burlington, Vermont. CVOEO’s Champlain Inn will be a 24/7 low-barrier shelter for up to 40 individuals experiencing homelessness. The Champlain Inn will offer temporary shelter, housing advocacy, educational opportunities and daily meals in a community setting with the goal of assisting people to find permanent housing.

CVOEO is looking for full-time Housing Advocates for all three shifts – Day, Evening & Over-Night - Monday through Friday and part-time Housing Advocates for all three shifts on the weekend. Our Housing Advocates will provide a client-centered, trauma-informed support for emergency housing guests and others experiencing homelessness with the ultimate goal of empowering individuals to access safe, sustainable housing. Our Housing Advocates work with clients to secure housing and access essential benefits, and refer people to employment, medical, mental health and substance use disorder services and will work with an array of community partners to help clients access options for housing and social services. Addressing barriers to housing and working with our partner agencies to address those barriers is a crucial aspect of this role. Our Housing Advocates work in partnership with clients to promote a sense of community.

We are seeking candidates with relevant human services experience; effective verbal and written communication skills; demonstrated commitment to valuing diversity and contributing to an inclusive working and learning environment; be of high integrity and character as a representative of CVOEO and the people and communities we serve.

When you come to work for CVOEO you’re getting so much more than a paycheck! We offer a great working environment and an excellent benefit package including medical, dental and vision insurance, paid holidays, generous paid time off, a retirement plan and discounted gym membership. Interested in working with us? To apply, please visit cvoeo.org/careers to submit a cover letter and resume. We embrace the diversity of our community and staff. CVOEO is interested in candidates who can contribute to our diversity. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. Review of applications begins immediately and will continue until suitable applicants are found. We’re one of the Best Places to Work in Vermont! Join us to find out why!

Seasonal Employment

Hiring weekday and weekend orchard store staff, apple picking crew, pick your own crew & weekend farmers market staff. Serious inquiries only! shelburneorchards@gmail.com

Community Engagement & Policy Associate

VCRD is seeking a dedicated, energetic and hardworking Community Engagement & Policy Associate to support community leadership and engagement efforts, and rural policy initiatives. Must be a team player with excellent communications skills, an eagerness to learn, and a strong sense of mission in service to rural Vermont communities. Read the job description here: vtrural.org/job-opening-2023cepa

Salary range of $40,000-$45,000 based on skills and experience; attractive benefit package. The position is based in the VCRD Montpelier office with remote work flexibility. Regular evening meetings and in state travel required.

Vermont Tent Company is currently accepting applications for the following positions for immediate employment. Full time, part time and weekend hours available for each position. Pay rates vary by position with minimum starting wage ranging from $20-$23/ hour depending on job skills and experience. We also offer retention and referral bonuses.

• Tent Maintenance

• Tent Installation

• Drivers/ Delivery

• Load Crew Team

Interested candidates submit application online: vttent.com/ employment

No phone calls, please.

To apply, email letter of interest and resume by August 15th, 2023 to info@vtrural.org.

Full-Time Dispatch Switchboard Operator or Dispatch Supervisor

The Public Safety/Fire & Rescue Departments at Saint Michael’s College are inviting applications for a Full-Time Dispatch Switchboard Operator or Dispatch Supervisor to dispatch radio calls and operate the College switchboard. The successful candidate will be responsible for answering all incoming calls and directing calls to the appropriate party quickly, accurately, and professionally. This role receives all emergency calls for SMC campus and the surrounding community. Dispatch, switchboard, emergency services experience desirable, but we will provide training for a motivated and dependable person with demonstrated aptitude. This position will work 40 hours a week in 8 hour shifts, with a focus on evening shifts, but with the flexibility to work regular hours, as well as weekend and holiday times. For a complete job description, benefits information, and to apply online, please visit: https://bit.ly/SMCFTDSO2

•Collision Parts Coordinator

•Collision Repair Technician

Key Collision believes that our people are the most important part of our team, and we focus on our team members first. Our success in each area of our business is only attainable by having a culture-oriented, well-trained team of professionals who are focused on exceeding customer expectations.

Benefits:

• Sign-on Bonus, 401K Plan + Match

• Medical, Dental & Vision Insurance

• Paid time off and vacation

• Short/Long Term Disability/Flex/Life, Growth opportunities

Send resume to: cbarringer@keycollision.com

More details: keycollisioncenter.com/locations/burlington

Communications/Electronics Technician

The Radio North Group is looking for a Mobile Electronics Technician to provide service in-shop as well as at customer facilities and various work sites. Founded in 1990 as a Motorola Solutions Partner, the Radio North Group provides creative hardware and software solutions for Police, Fire, Education and Health Care customers. We specialize in 2-way portable & mobile radios, and custom communication solutions for Business and Public Safety applications.

BASIC QUALIFICATIONS

• Technical school degree, equivalent Military training or equivalent hands-on experience.

• Must possess the basic skills necessary to work on electronic products so as to successfully meet all essential duties and responsibilities of the position. Training provided.

• Experience should include field work in the installation and maintenance of similar electronics equipment, two-way radio, and other computer related and automotive related systems.

BENEFITS: Radio North Group o ers 401k, health/dental/vision, LTD, bonuses, and paid training.

Send resume/cover letter to John: john.p@radionorthgroup.com radionorthgroup.com

ZONING ADMINISTRATOR

Town of East Montpelier, VT

The Town of East Montpelier is seeking an organized, collaborative, and diplomatic candidate to serve as our Zoning Administrator. The Zoning Administrator is responsible for compliance with all applicable zoning and subdivision regulations, facilitation of and support for long-range land use planning, supporting the Planning Commission and Development Review Board, and serving as the Town’s E-911 coordinator. A bachelor’s degree in planning, public administration, natural resources, engineering, legal studies or similarly applicable discipline is required, a master’s degree is preferred. Candidates should also have a minimum of three years’ experience in local government planning or administration, or equivalent experience in business or government.

Follow this link for more information, including a job description: eastmontpeliervt.org/zoning-administrator-job-opening/ This is a flexible, part-time position (average of 24 hours per week); pay is commensurate with knowledge and experience; generous benefit package. Town residency is not required. Job posting will remain open until the position is filled.

For consideration, submit a cover letter, resume detailing work history, and names of three references by 5:00 p.m., Thursday, August 31, 2023, to the Town Administrator at manager@eastmontpeliervt.org. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Full-Time PARALEGAL

Caffry Law in Waterbury, Vermont, seeks a full-time paralegal to enhance office organization, efficiency and quality of service provided to clients. Paralegal will aid in drafting estate and special needs planning documents and probate administration for Vermonters with disabilities and their families, as well as client data entry and file management. Necessary skills include attention to detail, organization, time management, and written and verbal communication for client relations and court filings. Experience in a law practice, preferred, especially with estate administration or planning. Experience with public benefits programs for Vermonters with disabilities, a plus.

Please submit cover letter, resume, and references, to attorney Kaitlyn Keating, at kaitlyn@caffrylaw.com.

General Assembly

HR Associate Legislative Counsel Attorney

Legislative Finance Manager

Senate Appropriations Senior Fiscal Sta

The Legislative support offices are currently hiring. The nonpartisan offices are an interesting, challenging, and exciting place to work. You will be part of a highly professional and collegial team that is proud of, and enthusiastic about, the mission of the state legislature.

To apply, please go to 'Career Opportunities' at legislature.vermont.gov.

The Center for an Agricultural Economy is HIRING!

Just Cut Production Manager

If you know food safety, industrial kitchen work, strong leadership, and have an active interest in our local food system, we’d love to hear from you! Minimum salary is $50,000/ year FT. Deadline Aug 14

Just Cut Production Staff

Prepare fresh & frozen beets, cabbage, potatoes & carrots in our industrial kitchen. PT position, 3 days/week, $18.50/hr. Open till filled. Just Cut is a food processing program that takes locally grown produce, minimally processes it, and packages it into a ready-to-use item for sale to area institutions. Learn more: hardwickagriculture.org/jobs

WHERE YOU AND YOUR WORK MATTER

PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE SUPERVISOR – BRATTLEBORO

Do you want to be part of a team that is building a culture of health in VT communities? The Vermont Department of Health is looking for an enthusiastic and experienced nurse to lead a dedicated and caring team towards improving population level health. This is achieved through the delivery of essential public health services and programs such as chronic disease prevention, immunizations, maternal and child health, healthy homes, infectious disease, substance abuse prevention, school health, and emergency preparedness. The position helps foster community-level systems change to improve health. This is a unique opportunity to have a broad impact on Vermonters’ health and wellbeing. For more information, contact Chad Spooner at chad.spooner@vermont.gov. Department: Health. Location: Brattleboro. Status: Full Time. Job Id #46054. Application Deadline: August 13, 2023.

PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE SUPERVISOR – NEWPORT

The Vermont Department of Health is looking for an enthusiastic and experienced nurse to lead a dedicated and caring team towards improving population level health. This is achieved through the delivery of essential public health services and programs such as chronic disease prevention, immunizations, maternal and child health, healthy homes, infectious disease, substance abuse prevention, school health, and emergency preparedness. The position helps foster community-level systems change to improve health. This is a unique opportunity to have a broad impact on Vermonters’ health and wellbeing. For more information, contact Justin (Tin) Barton-Caplin at justin.barton.caplin@ vermont.gov or 802-334-4393. Department: Health. Location: Newport. Status: Full Time. Job ID #47036. Application Deadline: August 13, 2023.

PUBLIC HEALTH NUTRITIONIST I – BURLINGTON

Looking for a bright, energetic, reliable person to work in the Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC). Expertise in nutrition for women, infants, and children, and comfort using Motivational Interviewing in a culturally competent way are a plus. We are committed to building and maintaining a multicultural and diverse workforce which reflects the populations we are dedicated to serving. For more information, contact Alexandra Duquette at alexandra.duquette@vermont. gov. Department: Health. Location: Burlington. Status: Full Time. Job ID #47873. Application Deadline: August 17, 2023.

OFFICE MANAGER

VT-HEC is a highly successful non-profit that for over 20 years has been providing professional development to educators and others who work to benefit Vermont’s children and youths. The o ce manager will play an essential role in the overall operations of VTHEC, and will be our primary customer service liaison, providing support for registration, billing, and general inquiries. Additional responsibilities include helping to coordinate and sta our inperson and virtual events, providing communication and support for our events, & keeping consistent business hours (email/phone).

VT-HEC is committed to equitable hiring practices. We believe that diversity is a strength that enables us to better serve our mission. We are committed to building a team where each person's unique perspectives help guide our work, & we welcome candidates from all backgrounds & of all identities to apply.

Location: Montpelier, Vermont. Some telecommuting options are negotiable.

Schedule: 32-36 hours/week averaged over the year. Compensation: $20-22/hour to start depending on skill level and experience, reviewed after a 6-month probationary period.

Benefits: Support for health, dental, life & disability insurance. Retirement benefits after a year of successful employment. Paid time o after probationary period. Twelve paid holidays. Access to a number of our workshops, seminars, and courses free of charge. Apply online: vthec.org/about-us/employment-opportunities

When you work for the State of Vermont, you and your work matter. A career with the State puts you on a rich and rewarding professional path. You’ll find jobs in dozens of fields – not to mention an outstanding total compensation package.

PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE SUPERVISOR – RUTLAND

The Vermont Department of Health is looking for an enthusiastic and experienced nurse to lead a dedicated and caring team towards improving population level health. This is achieved through the delivery of essential public health services and programs such as chronic disease prevention, immunizations, maternal and child health, healthy homes, infectious disease, substance abuse prevention, school health, and emergency preparedness. The position is a member of the Rutland District leadership team. The work involves extensive relationship building with staff, state partners, and community partners. For more information, contact Renee Bousquet at Renee.Bousquet@vermont.gov or 802-786-5109. Department: Health. Location Rutland. Status: Full Time. Job ID #46026. Application Deadline: August 13, 2023.

PUBLIC HEALTH NURSE SUPERVISOR – SPRINGFIELD

Do you want to be part of a team that is building a culture of health in VT communities? The Vermont Department of Health is looking for an enthusiastic and experienced nurse to lead a dedicated and caring team towards improving population level health. This is achieved through the delivery of essential public health services and programs such as chronic disease prevention, immunizations, maternal and child health, healthy homes, infectious disease, substance abuse prevention, school health, and emergency preparedness. The position helps foster community-level systems change to improve health. This is a unique opportunity to have a broad impact on Vermonters’ health and wellbeing. For more information, contact Michael Russell at michael.russell@vermont.gov. Department: Health. Location Springfield. Status: Full Time. Job ID #45721. Application Deadline August 13, 2023.

Sales Associate (Keyholder)

Join Ten Thousand Villages in Burlington as a Retail Sales Associate! We are seeking part-time keyholders with weekday and weekend availability for our Church Street location. If you want to directly connect the Ten Thousand Villages mission and products with customers in a friendly work environment, apply today! Customer service skills a must, previous retail experience preferred. Hourly rate starting at $15.72. manager.burlington@ tenthousandvillages.com

Massage Therapist

We are looking for a massage therapist to join our team in our IV and Cryotherapy Wellness Center. We are located in South Burlington and we are in need of someone 3 or 4 days a week and one weekend day.

If you are interested please send your resume and a quick bio about yourself to annie. spencer@bijoubluspa.com

ADULT PSYCHOTHERAPIST

(Bradford VT) We have full and part time openings for dynamic and clinically talented Therapists & Social Workers to provide assessments, individual / group psychotherapy, case consultation, case management and referrals to adults with mental health and co-occurring disorders. Services are provided in a team-based environment with case managers, nursing & emergency staff. A licensable Master's degree is required; we provide clinical supervision towards licensure. LICSW, LCMHC, LADC or LMFT licensure is preferred.

CHILD & FAMILY SERVICES TEAM LEADER

(Bradford VT) We have an opportunity for a Master level Clinician or Social Worker to lead our child and family team in Bradford. This position will interact with community partners to coordinate care with pediatricians, schools and DCF while providing support & supervision to a team of 5-7 human services professionals. Our child and family team offers a wide variety of out-patient therapeutic services to children, adolescents & families including early childhood intervention for children ages 0-6 years old, and transition age youth services for teens and young adults. Clinical service delivery includes psychosocial intake assessments, treatment planning, case management, vocational services, individual, family & group counseling, and referrals to community resources. We use evidenced based best practice treatment models and we provide robust training for both new and seasoned clinicians. Master's degree required; LICSW, LCMHC or LMFT licensure strongly preferred.

Come join our team! We are an organization that is true to its mission, while taking care of our staff. If you are a team player with strong communication and organizational skills and you are looking for an Agency who values you, your family and your career goals, then we want to meet you! We offer a highly competitive salary, affordable Medical/Dental/Vision benefits, a retirement match, health savings account match, disability benefits, life insurance, and a comprehensive Wellness program to support self-care including a generous time off package with 33 paid days off at hire. We offer flexible schedules and support our staff in achieving licensure and furthering their education and career.

Apply now by sending your resume to HR@claramartin.org, and visit claramartin.org for more information about our organization.

Direct Support Professional

Why not have a job you love?

Job of the week - Direct Support Professional: Provide one on one supports to individuals with intellectual disabilities or autism in their home, the community or their workplace. This is a great position if you are entering human services or looking to continue your work in this field. Make a big difference in someone’s life, including yours! Starting wage is $20/hr with a sign on bonus of $1,000 at 6 months.

Benefit package includes 29 paid days off in the first year, comprehensive health insurance plan with premium as low as $13 per month, up to $6,400 to go towards medical deductibles and copays, retirement match, generous sign on bonus and so much more. And that’s on top of working at one of the “Best Places to Work in Vermont” for five years running.

*Great jobs in management ($49,000 annual), and direct support ($20-$21/hr) at an award-winning agency serving Vermonters with intellectual disabilities: ccs-vt.org/current-openings/

Send resume to staff@ccs-vt.org. Make a career making a difference and apply today!

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Dartmouth Hitchcock Workforce Readiness Institute

Interested in a career in healthcare?

Let the Dartmouth Hitchcock Workforce Readiness Institute be your starting point! The Dartmouth Hitchcock Workforce Readiness Institute (DHWRI) is a licensed career school offering the following paid training programs:

• Medical Assistant Apprenticeship

• Nurse Assistant

• Pharmacy Technician Apprenticeship

• Ophthalmic Assistant

• Phlebotomist

• Surgical Technologist Apprenticeship

A meaningful career in healthcare is within reach through these programs which offer:

• Paid training and benefits

• Supportive instruction

• Full-time employment

• No-cost college credit

Rolling recruitment offers opportunities for immediate employment prior to the start of our programs.

For more information or to apply, visit:

www.dhwri.org

ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

Budtender/ Cannabis Educator

JOIN THE MAGIC MANN FAMILY!

Overview: This individual is responsible for assisting all customers and patrons in an outgoing and friendly manner in making their educated purchases in strict accordance with the Vermont Cannabis Control Board, Vermont State Regulations and Magic Mann’s Organizational Policies. He/she/they will ensure that product information and qualities are accurate, and that excellent and patient customer service standards are met.

Key Duties and Responsibilities:

• Conducting transactions and processing payments for Purchases

• Weighing of any flower products

• Proper packaging, including cash, credit card, check, or debit card transactions

• Verifying IDs prior to sales transaction - to ensure that only 21+ years or older are purchasing

• Knowledge of Cannabis

• Ability to provide customers with necessary product knowledge

• Strains, Effects, Terpenes

• Ability to recommend proper products for customers based off of information given to you

• Ability to communicate with all customer types in proper conversation for their transaction

• Warm, comfortable and inviting environment

• Refilling necessary product in selling station when necessary following Magic Mann Policies

Employment Requirements:

• Must have a valid Driver's License or Non-Driver Identification Card

• Must be 21+ years

• Must be willing to obtain Budtender Training Certificate, Background checks, ID Verification training by the State of Vermont

• Friendly, Outgoing, Passionate

• Punctual and Reliable

• Meticulous and organized

• Compliance-minded

• Must be able to work both Morning and Evening Shifts

• Stand for prolonged periods of time

• Customer Service Skills

• 2-5 years prior experience in Customer Service and Sales of a retail like environment

• Effective Communication Skills

• Confidence to handle customers of all types in person and on the phone when necessary

• Cannabis Knowledge

• Passion behind your work

• Strains, Genetics, Edibles

• Vermont State Rules and Regulations

• Cannabis Control Board Rules and Regulations

• Completion of a Cannabis Training Program (These are in the development by Vermont based Cannabis Business)

• Continual attendance to all In-House trainings applicable to the position

• Ability to uphold Non-Disclosure Agreements

• Must be able to pass Federal Background Check

Employee Benefits:

• Employee Discount

• Paid Time Off

• Continuous In-House top of the line Cannabis Knowledge Training

• Holiday Bonus

Apply online: magicmann.com/careers

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BUILDING OPERATIONS TECHNICIAN

Finance & Operations Coordinator

Finance & Office

Preschool Teacher

Early

Energy Educators (2)

Join our team! VEEP/NHEEP is seeking two enthusiastic energy educators to bring our programs to schools and community centers across western VT. This is a great job for someone who is passionate about making education accessible to all and inspiring our communities to make changes for greater climate resilience. If you love talking to all kinds of people, tinkering with equipment, and helping make the invisible visible, this is the job for you!

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We’ve got the job for you!

The Schoolhouse Learning Center in South Burlington seeks preschool and afterschool teachers for our nature- and play-based program. Candidates should enjoy spending a lot of time outdoors in all weather, hiking, exploring, and teaching children about the natural world, as well as supporting a social-justice focused curriculum.

Learn from a fantastic team of experienced teachers, in a progressive school with a long track record of success.

Find out more and apply: www.theschoolhousevt.org/ employment

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Veterinary Receptionist/ Patient Care

Coordinator

Qi Veterinary Clinic

We’re looking for someone who is:

• Passionate

• A strong communicator in person, via email and phone

• Loves animals and the people who care for them

This is a full-time position consisting of four 10 hour shifts per week. Pay range is $18-$25 and includes the following benefits:

• 40 hours paid personal/sick time per year

• 80 hours paid vacation time/year

• 52 hours paid major Holidays per year

• $2600 contribution towards healthcare premium per year

• Simple IRA with matching up to 3%

• Staff Lunches 2-3 times/week

Serious applicants must submit a resume, include a cover letter telling us why you're the right person for us and 3 references. One reference must be from a direct supervisor.

Send resumes: therese@Qivet.com

Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT seeks a full time Building Operations Technician to join our dedicated team. This position performs general maintenance work in BHA owned and managed properties. This includes building exteriors, common areas, apartments, building systems, fixtures, and grounds. Our Building Operations Techs are required to participate in the oncall rotation, which covers night and weekend emergencies.

Qualified candidates should have a minimum of two years of work in general building maintenance or building trades. The ideal candidate would have a demonstrated proficiency in building trades including carpentry, electrical, painting, plumbing, grounds keeping, and snow removal.

Technicians must have a valid state motor vehicle operator license at all times. The physical activities for this position include squatting, ascending and descending ladders, scaffolding, and stairs, working in small or confined spaces, twisting and lifting up to 100 pounds, often repeating motions with wrists, fingers, and hands. This position works in all environmental conditions.

Technicians must be detail oriented, efficient, be able to work within time sensitive parameters, and able to work independently, as well as part of a team. Having strong interpersonal skills and being sensitive to the needs of the elderly, disabled, and very low-income households is a must.

BHA serves a diverse population of tenants and partners with a variety of community agencies. To most effectively carry out our vision of delivering safe and affordable housing to all, we are committed to cultivating a staff that reflects varied lived experiences, viewpoints, and educational histories. Therefore, we strongly encourage candidates from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ+ individuals, and women to apply. Multilingualism is a plus!

BHA offers a competitive salary, commensurate with qualifications and experience. Our robust benefit package includes premium medical insurance with a health reimbursement account, dental, vision, short and long term disability, 10% employer funded retirement plan, 457 retirement plan, accident insurance, life insurance, cancer and critical illness insurance.

We provide a generous time off policy including 12 days of paid time off and 12 days of sick time in the first year. In addition to the paid time off, BHA recognizes 13 (paid) holidays and offers 2 additional paid floating holidays.

If you are interested in this career opportunity, please submit a resume and cover letter to humanresources@burlingtonhousing.org

Burlington Housing Authority - Human Resources

65 Main St, Suite 101 Burlington, VT 05401

Burlington Housing Authority is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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CO-RESIDENT MANAGER DECKER TOWERS

Burlington Housing Authority (BHA) in Burlington, VT is seeking a Co-Resident Manager for our 160-unit apartment building community located at 230 St. Paul Street in Burlington. Our Resident Managers are on call after BHA regular business hours to attend to various resident requests, any site-based emergency, light maintenance, community room cleaning duties, and other duties as assigned. Resident Managers must live on-site and are given a free apartment with utilities included, as well as a monthly telecommunications stipend.

Candidates must meet the physical requirements of the position including moving in different positions to accomplish tasks, ascending or descending stairs, adjusting or moving objects up to 50 pounds, and repeating motions that may include the wrists, hands, and fingers. This position also works in outdoor weather conditions.

The Resident Manager schedule includes regular check ins and updates with the Property Manger each week, and other meetings and communication as needed. Basic computer skills, with the ability to use Word and email effectively, as well as ability to communicate through text messaging is required.

BHA serves a diverse population of residents and works with various local agencies and partners. To carry out our vision most effectively of delivering safe and affordable housing to all, we are committed to cultivating a staff that reflects varied lived experiences, viewpoints, and educational backgrounds. Therefore, we strongly encourage candidates from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds, persons with disabilities, LGBTQ+ individuals and women to apply. Multilingualism is a plus.

Please send a letter of interest to: humanresources@burlingtonhousing.org.

Burlington Housing Authority - Human Resources

65 Main St, Suite 101, Burlington, VT 05401

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Development Manager

The Vermont Youth Orchestra Association seeks a Development Manager to work with the Executive Director in the design and implementation of the organization’s development plan, direct fundraising, and long range planning to support the VYOA’s annual fundraising efforts. This position is responsible for all day-to-day development functions including database management, managing the monthly donor program, cultivating and stewarding sponsorship support, and supporting program staff in communicating a consistent message to stakeholders.

Qualifications include: Minimum two years’ experience working in fundraising, marketing, or communications; excellent verbal and written communication, computer skills, including database management; experience with Kindful a plus; strong time management skills and excellent attention to detail; and a passion for the arts especially young people in music, thoughtfulness, a sense of humor, and a desire to grow.

See the full job description at vyo.org/about/employment

Veterinary Technician

Do you want to work in a practice where you are trained well, appreciated, and not burned out all the time? We believe it’s possible to have a great culture where the team feels like a family and provides excellent patient care, great customer service, and runs a good business at the same time. The Affectionately Cats Hospital in Williston, VT is the only feline only hospital in Vermont and since we are privately owned, we have had the opportunity to build a hospital that all of us want to come to work at every day.

We are looking for an experienced, certified technician to join our team. We offer market competitive pay and benefits. There are no evenings or long weekend shifts, but your schedule will include some weekends. Apply at: leah@affectionatelycats.com

Prevent Child Abuse Vermont is hiring for the following grant-funded positions:

PREVENTION EDUCATOR

For statewide school-based anti-trafficking program. Candidate must have bachelor’s degree in related field, experience with 7th to 12th grade students, and reliable vehicle.

FAMILY SUPPORT PROGRAMS COORDINATOR: (2 POSITIONS)

To be part of a statewide team. Successful candidates will organize, oversee and facilitate online parent education and support groups. Groups may move to in person meetings and may involve travel around the region. Duties include recruitment, training and supervision of volunteers and outreach and collaboration with community partners. Knowledge of child development and child abuse, love of parent education/support and experience with online facilitation are all a plus. Reliable transportation required. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human services, social work, education or related field required.

SAFE SLEEP INFANT/ TODDLER TRAINER

Seeking an experienced professional in social work or human services with excellent oral and written communication skills; ability to work well with middle and high school students, early childhood caregivers, parents, medical professionals, human service providers and educators. Must be able to work flexible schedule which may include day, evening and occasional weekend presentations in person and virtually. Excellent organizational and computer skills necessary. Reliable transportation required.

*All employees receive health insurance, vision insurance, dental insurance, paid time off, family leave, yearly bonus, and retirement plan.

PCAVT does not discriminate in the delivery of services or benefits based on race, color, national origin, religion, sex, disability, sexual orientation, or gender identity. E.O.E.

Please email cover letter, resume, and 3 references, along with the employment application to pcavt@pcavt.org

Or mail to: Prevent Child Abuse Vermont - Search PO Box 829, Montpelier, VT 05601-0829

For application visit: pcavt.org/jobs-and-internships

DENTAL ASSISTANT

Middlebury Pediatric Dentistry is looking for a dental assistant to join our team. Help us take care of Vermont kids’ oral health! Competitive salary. Four day work week. Benefits include health insurance, 2 weeks’ paid vacation, and licensure and CE.

Please send your resume to: frontdesk@middleburypediatricdentistry.com

Medical Assistant or Nurse

Outpatient small Cardiology practice in South Burlington. Flexible job. Duties include rooming patients, vital signs and EKG.

Resumes to: cvca6312@comcast.net

VOICES AGAINST VIOLENCE DIRECTOR

Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity’s (CVOEO) Voices Against Violence program has an exciting opportunity for an individual to lead a community-focused, highly-regarded program!

Voices Against Violence works to empower survivors, educate communities, and eliminate sexual and domestic violence and stalking through direct service, education, and systems change. Working with the Executive Director, the Voices Against Violence Director is responsible for the overall management of the Voices Against Violence program, fund development, personnel supervision, community relations, financial management and programming and represents CVOEO within our communities.

Voices Against Violence has been providing services to survivors of domestic & sexual violence in Franklin and Grand Isle Counties since it was founded in 1980. As Voices Against Violence Director you will lead a team of exceptional staff. You will provide strategic direction and oversee the administration and operation of all programs and services of Voices Against Violence. You will provide leadership to the local Advisory Council to ensure growth and long-term sustainability of Voices Against Violence. You will represent Voices Against Violence by working closely with a broad range of community and statewide organizations, government agencies, survivors and human services providers. As a result of the wide area of representation travel will be required.

We are seeking candidates with a Master’s degree (preferred) in a relevant human services discipline with proven progressive leadership experience. In addition, candidates must have fiveseven years of experience in supervision of staff, fiscal management and administration; effective verbal and written communication skills, bilingual abilities a plus; demonstrated commitment to valuing diversity and contributing to an inclusive working and learning environment; experience managing programs including evaluation and most importantly, be of high integrity and character as the representative of Voices Against Violence and the survivors it serves.

Salary: $80,422- $96,506 based on experience.

When you come to work for CVOEO you're getting so much more than a paycheck! We offer a great working environment and an excellent benefit package including medical, dental and vision insurance, paid holidays, generous paid time off, a retirement plan and discounted gym membership.

Interested in working with us? To apply, please visit www.cvoeo.org/ careers to submit a cover letter and resume. We embrace the diversity of our community and staff. CVOEO is interested in candidates who can contribute to our diversity. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. Review of applications begins immediately and will continue until suitable applicants are found.

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Now and then there comes a time when I acquire an uncanny knack for seeing the totality of who you really are. I tune in to everything you do that few others know about or appreciate. I behold the big picture of your best possible future. One of those magic moments has now arrived. And it’s no accident that your energy matches mine. In other words, my power to consecrate you reflects your ability to bless yourself. So give yourself the ultimate gift, please.

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): In Stephen King’s novel It, a character named Beverly is in love with a man who projects a sense of authority but also listens well. He is strong-minded but receptive; confident but willing to be changed; self-possessed but open to influence. That’s an apt description of the allies I wish for you to attract into your life in the coming months. Whether they are lovers or partners, companions or collaborators, friends or colleagues, you need and deserve the highquality, emotionally intelligent exchanges they offer.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Seventy-yearold Taurus-born Eric Bogosian is a prolific playwright and author renowned for his hardedged satire. The title of one of his books is Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead But one critic speculates that he may be softening as he ages, noting that he “seems more

amused than disgusted by the decaying world around him, as if his anger has been tempered by a touch of hope.” The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to cultivate a comparable reshaping, dear Taurus. Can you tenderize what has been tough? Is it possible to find redemption or entertainment in situations that have been challenging? Are you willing to add more levity and geniality to your perspective?

GEMINI (May 21-Jun. 20): Decca is a UKbased record label that has produced the work of many major musicians, including Billie Holliday, the Rolling Stones and Tori Amos. They made a huge mistake in 1962, though. A fledgling group named the Beatles tried to get signed to Decca. An executive at the company declined, saying, “We don’t like their sound. Groups of guitars are on their way out.” Oops. The Beatles eventually became the bestselling and most influential band of all time. I don’t think you’re at risk of making as monumental a misstep, Gemini. But please be alert to the possibility of a key opportunity coming into view. Don’t underestimate it, even if it’s different from what you imagine you want.

CANCER (Jun. 21-Jul. 22): I’m a Cancerian who used to be overly reactive to people’s carelessness. If someone was in a bad mood and flung a rash insult at me, I might take offense too easily. If a friend misunderstood me, even with no malice intended, I may have sulked. Thankfully, over time, I have learned to be more like a honey badger, whose thick skin protects it well against stings and pricks. I bring this up because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to practice my approach. First step: Understand how people sometimes direct their frustration about life toward undeserving recipients. Second step: Vow to take things less personally. Third step: Give yourself regular compliments. Actually say them aloud.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): In the 17th century, Virgo musician Johann Pachelbel composed a piece of music he called the Canon in D. It soon went out of style and disappeared into obscurity. But over 250 years later, a French chamber orchestra rediscovered it, and

Eva Sollberger’s

by the 1980s, it was everywhere. Ever since, Pachelbel’s Canon has been used in many pop songs and is a common anthem at weddings and funerals. I’m predicting a comparable revival for you, Virgo. An influence, creation or person that has been gone for a while will reemerge as a presence in your life. Be decisive in adopting it for your benefit.

LIBRA (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): Author Iain S. Thomas tells us, “There is magic even in gridlock, in loneliness, in too much work, in late nights gone on too long, in shopping carts with broken wheels, in boredom, in tax returns.” He says it’s the same magic that prompted Joan of Arc to believe that God spoke to her and empowered her to lead an army. I wouldn’t agree that it’s the same magic. But I do advise us all to be alert for enchantment and interesting mysteries even in the most mundane affairs. I am a champion of the quest for holiness, delight, and marvels in seemingly unlikely locations. In the coming weeks, Libra, you will have a special talent for finding these revelatory joys.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Poet Rainer Maria Rilke said, “Self-transformation is precisely what life is.” If that’s true, you are in luck. Of all the zodiac signs, you are the most skillful self-transformer. Moreover, you are entering a prolonged phase when your instinct and talent for self-transformation will be even more potent than usual. I plan to observe you closely in the hope of learning your tricks for changing into an ever-better version of yourself. Show us all how it’s done, dear Scorpio!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Born under the sign of Sagittarius, Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827) was one of history’s most influential composers of classical music. His elegant, lyrical works are still widely played today. He was also a revolutionary innovator who expanded the scope of many musical genres. One composition, Piano Sonata No. 32, prefigures elements of ragtime, jazz and boogie-woogie — 70 years before those styles emerged. In this spirit, I invite you to plant a seed for the future. You will soon get glimpses of creative shifts that will someday be possible. And you will have an enhanced

ability to instigate the inventive momentum that generates those shifts.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s be honest. Most of us — maybe all of us! — fail to grasp the world objectively. Our perceptions get filtered through our opinions and beliefs and habit minds. The events we think we see are shaped by our expectations about them. Our projections often overrule the possibility of unbiased impartiality. We are serial misinterpreters. But there’s no need to be ashamed! It’s a universal human tendency. Having said all that, however, I believe you will have a special knack in the coming weeks for observing reality with more clarity and open-mindedness than usual. You will have an unprecedented opportunity to see accurately and gather fresh, raw truths.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Is this a phase of your cycle when you’ll be prone to saying things like, “Why do you take me for granted?” and “I’m feeling cranky” and “It’s not what you said; it’s the way you said it”? Or are you in a time when the following expressions are more likely to emerge from your mouth: “I have come to understand you in a totally new and interesting way” and “Life has blessed me by removing one of my unnecessary obstacles” and “I would love to learn more about the arts of cooperation and collaboration”? Here’s what I think, Aquarius: Which way you go will depend on how clearly you set your intentions. Life will respond in kind to the moods you cultivate and the specific requests you make.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Our bodies are imperfect. They are often less than 100 percent completely healthy. They don’t always do what we wish they would. Yet even when we feel less than our best, our bodies continually carry out millions of biochemical marvels, mostly below the level of our conscious awareness. As the creation of an evolutionary process that has unfolded for eons, our precious organism is an amazing work of art that we have every right to regard as miraculous. According to my astrological reckoning, the coming weeks are the best time this year to honor and celebrate your body. What does it need to flourish? Ask your intuition to show you.

Eva Sollberger is on vacation this week. In March, she filmed a video about Pepperoni, a 21-year-old miniature horse who once entertained audiences during equestrian events at Plainfield's Breckenridge Farm. Two years ago, he lost an eye and stopped performing, but he's since found new purpose as a painter. His nickname? PoNeigh (rhymes with Monet).

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Hello! I am seeking a like-minded woman, preferably for a long-term relationship. I love to laugh and can have a dark sense of humor. Kayaking and biking are my favorite outdoor activities. I also love gardening and building things. I’m open to a monogamous or nonmonogamous relationship. Trust and communication are musts. RevD 40, seeking: W, l

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Well-traveled, engaging, spontaneous, stable gentleman looking for a fun relationship. Being generally fit and active and having a passion for skiing are musts. Independent financially, as am I. Kindness, honesty, passion for life are musts. I work four intense days and have three days to play. Love all water sports, hiking, camping, long walks, holding hands, cooking, music and dreaming. stevdate1959 63, seeking: W

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I am in my mid-70s. I am looking for a friend first and possibly more. I will treat you with kindness and compassion. Soccer 70 seeking: W, l

EASYGOING FREE SPIRIT

I’m waiting for my best friend and partner. Maybe marriage one day, or maybe not. My kids are grown up and moving away. Would like to go south for winter months. Aquaholic, 46, seeking: W, l

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Looking for a woman for fun times, laughter and enjoying good times. Casual date and each other’s fruits. Discreet is a must. Pictures available upon request. Free2beme, 49, seeking: W, Cp, Gp

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Maybe this is better than Tinder? IDK. I’m just a good dude, always moving toward better. I have a lot to offer, to give, and I have zero pretenses. Out looking for a good partner. What about you? ShindigVT, 41, seeking: W, l

If you like the outdoors, being healthy and you see 65 as young, we would probably get along. Vermont is stunning. I love rail trails. Maybe it is because you just can’t get lost on them! Or can you? Bicycles and hiking, wooden-bat summer baseball, and quiet days on the motorcycle. This would be me. Never forget ice cream! Vermont_Dreaming, 60, seeking: W, l FIT AND WITTY ADVENTURE SEEKER Witty, health-conscious, fun-loving, hopeless romantic seeking partner in crime/travel partner to lose myself with. I love to travel, spend time with friends and family, watch live performances (concerts/pro sports), and just be active. Looking to meet a lady who’s kind, curious, caring and a little mischievous. Jaycee412, 51, seeking: W, l

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I am a gentleman and an officer in the Vermont State Guard as a chaplain. I am a nondenominational Christian chaplain and currently chaplain for the Department of Vermont DAV. tankerfa 65, seeking: W, l

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You greeted us as we were leaving at night. Something about that has me still thinking about you! Please reach out if you’re interested in getting acquainted! When: Saturday, August 5, 2023. Where: Bravo Zulu. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915812

MONTPELIER FARMERS MARKET

You: black dress with flannel shirt, 40ish, driving a beautiful black VW Bug convertible. Me: tall, dark and handsome. Gave you a big smile. Would love to take a long ride in that sweet bug! When: Saturday, August 5, 2023. Where: Montpelier farmers market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915811

HIGH PRIESTESS

I was at the rite you held in the woods of Mansfield. I was there when the moon ascended into the heavens, our souls freed from our corporeal forms to become one in the night. Praise Lugh Ildánach the harvest this fall will be a blessed one. Anyhow, we should get a cup of coffee sometime. You’re really pretty. When: Tuesday, August 1, 2023. Where: Mount Mansfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915810

DOG WEARING SUNGLASSES

Saw ’em. Dog wearing sunglasses. at’s a cool dog. Feel free to reach out. When: Friday, August 4, 2023. Where: dog park. You: Group. Me: Man. #915809

SHUCKING CLAMS

You were shucking clams by the dock when I said, “Hey there, Daddy-o, what say ye give one of them thar clams?” and you said, “If you get any closer, I won’t be responsible for my actions” Anyways, what’s it like being the most enrapturing lass in all the land? Drop me a line some time. Johnny Cool. When: ursday, August 3, 2023. Where: Burlington shore. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915808

WEDDING, SUNDAY, JULY 30, SPIRIT OF ETHAN ALLEN

If you are the couple who married aboard the Spirit of Ethan Allen’s noon tour on Sunday, my aunt took a lovely photo from the upper deck we’d like you to have. One of the party wore a white sun hat — tell me something else notable about that person to confirm ID, and I’ll send it off. And congrats! When: Sunday, July 30, 2023. Where: Spirit of Ethan Allen daily cruise. You: Group. Me: Woman. #915803

FOREVER YOUR KNIGHT

Dani, since you came into my life, all the clouds have disappeared. All I can see ahead for us is pure love and happiness. So many destinations to travel, photos and memories to be made. Hurry home, my queen! When: Tuesday, March 22, 2022. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Gender nonconformist. #915802

HOMEGOODS, SATURDAY, 7/22

I was standing behind you in line wearing a black Harley-Davidson T-shirt and sporting a ponytail. You have the most beautiful, angel-like complexion. Was I staring? Unfortunately, that was the same time we heard over the intercom, “Cashier #3.” And away you went. Never to be seen again? I hope not! When: Saturday, July 22, 2023. Where: HomeGoods.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #915800

WILLISTON BIKE PATH, MAGICAL SMILE

Between the ball fields and the church, 7 p.m.-ish. Me: tall man on rollerblades. You: pretty, slender woman with long lavender hair, sunglasses, walking your dog. As we passed each other, your smile was brighter than the sunset shining in your eyes.

I’d love to know the woman behind that smile. Care to meet? When: ursday, July 20, 2023. Where: Williston bike path. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915799

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Irreverent counsel on life’s conundrums

De Rev end,

My sister is a single mom of a 6-month-old baby. She also has an 8-year-old cat whom she’s had since he was a kitten. She recently told me she has been thinking of rehoming the cat because she doesn’t have time to take care of him anymore. I would hate for that to happen. He’s a great cat, and I really want to talk her out of it. What can I do?

Feline W ied (MAN, 24)

ALLIE FROM BUMBLE

You stood out to me, and I told you. We matched and rematched, then you disappeared. When may I take you to dinner? When: Tuesday, July 25, 2023. Where: Bumble. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915801

COMMUTER ON THE BIKE PATH oughtful guy riding to work from near Airport Park to downtown. We talked on the bridge and had a nice chat about the state of the city. Interested in riding together again? When: Wednesday, July 19, 2023. Where: bike path.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #915798

INTREPID LANDSCAPERS

WAITING IN LINE

We were both getting supplies. You had grasses, flowers; I had rocks, dirt. We talked about Seattle (the Chill!) and many other things. I think the folks ahead of us took a long time, but I didn’t mind. You gave off such a nice warm vibe that I kicked myself for not asking if I could give you my number. When: Saturday, July 22, 2023. Where: Home Depot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915797

SCHMETTERLING WINE SHOP HOTTIE

You: serving up sensuous wine and station recommendations with our tasting! I was getting biodynamic vibes — are you interested in skin contact with a bubbly blonde? When: Saturday, July 22, 2023. Where: Middlebury. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915796

HEY, NEIGHBOR

I was running an errand when you stopped me to chat about getting rid of your bed. When I came back around, you were tending to plants in between hits of your vape. I’d love to get together and listen to you talk for hours about anything and everything. When: Saturday, July 22, 2023. Where: at the five-way intersection in the North End. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915795

LOST HAM

You left a ham in my garden on my porch camera. It was a bone-in ham. I don’t know if you put it my azaleas as a prank or perhaps to get my attention, but color me intrigued. If you are interested, I’ll be in City Hall Park on ursdays at 4 p.m., drinking water from a gallon jug at the steps. When: Tuesday, July 18, 2023. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915794

De Feline W ied,

ISABELLA, TWICE ENCOUNTERED

First, helping you over a Williston counter. Second, mutually appreciative doubletake greetings shared at a big South Burlington hardware store. As you are the most startlingly elegant woman I’ve encountered in years, I promised myself on that second moment that should a third occur, I’d immediately ask you to dinner. If we can, however, let’s not leave that possibility to chance. When:

Tuesday, June 20, 2023. Where: Lowe’s.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #915793

CEREAL EATER

You were eating a bowl of corn flakes. When I asked you where you got them, you told me to scram, but for the second we made eye contact I could see our future together in your eyes. Us growing old together, the whole nine yards. What do you say: Will you give us a chance? When: Tuesday, July 18, 2023. Where: Pomeroy Park. You: Man. Me: Man. #915792

SPARKS AT TAKA

We met at 1:30 a.m. in Lamp Shop. You told me you liked the songs I had sung earlier that night. We danced a few songs together, fun and hot and sloppy. Our eye contact was enchanting. You and your buddies left right at 2. I didn’t get your name, much less your number. Maybe you’ll see this and respond? When: Saturday, July 15, 2023. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915791

CHARLOTTE RUNNER DODGING A BIKE

Hi. You were running south on Lake Road. I was on my bike and had just turned onto Lake from Converse Bay Road. Because I was checking my speedometer, I think I spooked you a bit, and you stepped off into the grass. Two things to say about that: 1) I’m sorry. Totally my fault. 2) You are beautiful. When: Wednesday, July 12, 2023. Where: Charlotte. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915790

THE CANTEEN, TWO TALL BRUNETTES

We exchanged cordial and friendly hellos, and I asked you about the wondrouslooking strawberry sundae in your hand. You and your friend shared it and were quite pleased afterward. You stated you were swimming upstream of Waitsfield. My friend and I were riding and then swimming at Blueberry Lake. Do you live in the Valley? When: Friday, July 7, 2023. Where: the Canteen, Waitsfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915789

I firmly believe that when you adopt an animal, you are making a commitment to be responsible for the well-being of that animal for the rest of its life. However, I do understand that circumstances can change and sometimes, as a last resort, the best thing for the animal is to find it a new home. at being said, having a baby and “not having time” are two of my Top 10 Lamest Reasons to Give Up Your Pet. Especially a cat.

I’ve never had a baby, but I know caring for one can really wipe a person out — especially a single parent. Yet cats don’t really require all that much additional energy. I have three at the moment. You gotta feed them, clean the litter boxes and give ’em some love. en, for the most part, they’re good to go.

Your sister may have her hands full right now, but you can remind her that caring for the baby will get easier with time. Assuming she’s still able to provide that

BIRD-WATCHER

I saw you from across the park spying on me with your binoculars and thought it was charming. I spotted a thrush by my bench but hoped you had your eye on something else. If that’s true, we should meet sometime. I left before you walked over because all the pollen caused horrible congestion. When I returned, you had left. When: Saturday, June 24, 2023. Where: Waterfront Park. You: Man. Me: Man. #915788

BMW CONVERTIBLES, FOLINO’S

I parked next to your black convertible in my silver vert, and you said “Bimmer twins.” Too much sun and not enough food; I couldn’t pull it together. Go for a cruise sometime? When: Wednesday, July 5, 2023. Where: Folino’s downtown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915787

WALLY FROM MATCH.COM

We had a perfectly nice meetup at Ziggy’s. I said after I didn’t think we were a match. I keep thinking I made a mistake. Wish I had said yes. M. When: Tuesday, June 13, 2023. Where: West Lebanon. You: Man. Me: Woman. #915786

BOOKWORM AT POMEROY PARK

Great minds think alike; both of us were taking in the sun at the park. I’d love to hear about the book you were reading sometime, or if you ever need a buddy for basking in the sunlight with, don’t be shy. When: Wednesday, July 5, 2023. Where: Pomeroy Park.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #915785

KIND EYES AT BLOCK PARTY

Pretty green eyes, soft brown curls and a sweet smile! You were wearing a light blue dress next to me in line. I meant to ask your name and then got caught up in the party. But still curious about you. When: Monday, July 3, 2023. Where: Craftsbury Block Party.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #915784

BEAUTIFUL LADY AT DUNKIN’

Hi, Gretchen. I wished I could’ve got your number. We chatted about the Fourth. I would really like to get to know you better! Let’s chat over a coffee sometime. You commented on my car. Would love to go for a cruise with the top down. What do you think? When: Monday, July 3, 2023. Where: Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #915783

baseline of good cat care, hopefully you can help her realize that — even if her pet is not getting as much of her attention as he used to — he’s certainly happier in the only home he’s ever known than he would be anywhere else. Perhaps talking about rehoming her cat is your sister’s way of asking for help. What assistance can you offer? Go over and scoop poop a couple of times a week. Set her up with recurring pet food delivery. If finances are an issue, offer to pitch in if you’re able to. Hang out with the baby while she has some quality kitty time. A little bit of help could go a long way in making her feel confident about keeping the cat. You may want to remind your sister that shelters and rescues are overrun with cats, and older ones tend to get overlooked. A shelter is also a very stressful environment for a cat. If all else fails, can you offer to take the cat or help find someone who can? A great cat deserves a great, loving human.

Good luck and God bless, The Rev

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