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PHISH JOURNAL A reporter turns up at Lemonwheel

page 7 By Sean Gi bbon . . . . . . . . KUDOS TO CURATOR I take objection to Jennifer Blanchfield's use of the FEAR AND CLOTHING phrase, " Rule book like Spengemanns" [Weekly Mail, Milling around the mall with a fashion historian August 5]. The "rule book" is a set of standards that p a g e 14 By Ruth H o r o w i t z was developed long before Pascal Spengemann came upon our fair city. Under Pascal's direction the firehouse gallery has slowly and consistently broadened FIT TO BE TRIED the playing field of acceptance. One should not overp a g e 16 Fall fashions look the fact that some of the pieces in the current group show would not have been shown in the gallery HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW five years ago. The current debate is a necessary, The trend in tresses? Short and shorter healthy outcome of the process of expansion and By Nancy S t e a r n s Bercaw . p a g e 20 inclusion. While I remain ambivalent regarding recent events BOYS WILL BE GIRLS at the gallery, I have no ambivalence regarding its When it comes to self-esteem, fashion is the great equalizer directorship. Pascal's passion and support of artists and their vision is noteworthy and hard-won. He is By M i c h e l l e C o t t l e p a g e 26 one of a handful of individuals who has consistently OUTDOORS: LLAMA DRAMA and graciously enthralled, educated and challenged our community. A prickly pack animal makes tracks in Vermont I agree with Ms. Blanchfield that the artist, Selene By David H e a l y p a g e 36 Colburn, deserves our respect for her decision. Kudos should also be given to Pascal; he has taken full DREAM TEAM responsibility for what must have been a painful deciArt review: Janet Fredericks and Lynn Imperatore sion. Right or wrong, I find that refreshing. By Marc Awodey . . . . . . p a g e 40 I look forward to our next art controversy. Thank you, Pascal, Thank you, Selene; — Jeff Feld Burlington page 2 news q u i r k s . . . . . . . 3 weekly mail FEEDBACK exposure . page 3 Probably my own chagrin years ago at spilling 4 wine on an anniversary couple (who had the grace to s t r a i g h t dope remain and enjoy the meal) made me wince at . page b inside track Marialisa Calta's "scold" of an obviously inexperienced . page 6 crank call waiter called "klutzy" in her review of Montpelier's 8 sound a d v i c e Fiddleheads ["Ferning Point," July 29]. calendar . .. ,. , p a g e 2 8 I think the public's tendency to depreciate each v i d i o t savant.: . ... ; p a g e 39 establishment to occupy the former Chadwick's 39 1 i f e in hel l . . . . . . . • restaurant stems from former patrons' disappointment 40 art listings with change, who relished Chadwick's many years of fine food and catering to the diverse appetites and . . p a g e 42 talking pictures hours of Barre-Montpelier regulars. Fiddleheads will . . p a g e 42 crossword puzzle catch up. troubletown . . . . . . . . . - • p a g e 42 Marialisa Calta's dining reviews in Seven Days have wellness directory . . . . . . . p a g e 44 delighted acquaintances who learn from her superb . . p a g e 44 h e a l t h q&a food sense. We look forward to more. . . . . . page 45 real astrology . . . . . — Judith Miles classifieds . . . . . . . . . . . p a g e 46 Barre CORRECTION: g r e e t i n g s f r o m dug nap . . . . . p a g e 46 In our story, "Turning the Page" (Seven Days, . . page 4/ story minute August 12), Bear Pond Books co-owner Linda . . page 48 red meat Prescott was misidentified. Our apologies for the error 49 personals and any inconvenience. 50 . . p a g e l o l a , the love counselor . .

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t used to be a parking lot for bombers, kept at the ready in case of trouble during the Cold War, and the alleged site of another kind of craft — UFOs. But last weekend the former Loring Air Force base in Limestone, Maine, was the temporary home of the year's largest outdoor concert in North America. One writer had his own strange encounters among some 60,000 Phish fans — and took notes. Here's what he had to say about Lemonwheel. Tuesday, 10 p.m. The rain has finally stopped and now the wind blows around the Air Force base. It whips through the trees outside

my window and flaps the curtains. Not much to block the wind out here; no hills or tall buildings, just a lot of flat open space. My room is on the third floor of an old barracks. The dorm master, Kevin, expects 450 workers by the weekend, every bed taken. "The riggers are on the third floor," he said, handing me the key. "Its gonna be loud." The riggers are the stage builders and have a reputation for partying through the night. So far it's been quiet. A dozen or so riggers sit outside on couches drinking beer and laughing. One of them keeps shouting, "Give me a biscuit! Give me a biscuit!" Even though hundreds of workers are here for the Phish shows, the base seems deserted. The place is creepy — empty runways, giant old hangars with

peeling paint, streets with no cars, abandoned coal yards, tall street lamps casting a yellow glow. The runway itself is two and a half miles long, the stage at the very end. The biggest bombers the Air Force ever produced, the B-36 — built to carry atomic bombs over the Soviet Union — were stationed at Loring, far enough north for a shortcut over the Arctic Circle. From one end of the runway you can't see the other end, just trees and a huge sky, gray and flat. I drove around for a few hours tonight, got lost on the base listening to an oldies station on the radio. Away from the Phish area, I didn't see anyone at all. Wednesday, 11 p.m. Limestone is a few miles from the Air Force base. It's a

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small town with a couple of stores and a gas station. Outside of town, potato fields stretch as far as you can see. When the sun sets the fields turn yellow, and then it gets dark quickly. It already feels like fall here. People wear jackets and say that summer is over, the first frost on the way. I walked around for awhile talking to people in town. Every one of them was friendly and cheerful. No one had a bad word to say about the Phish fans from last year. It's like they had a meeting over the winter and decided that business was so good, better not complain to any outsiders. "They're very nice," I heard over and over. "No problems at all." And everyone in Limestone seems to agree that Phish fans don't like meat. It's often the

On the edge of the crowd, a guy with a colorful hat shouted, "Bad-ass egg rolls. Come get 'em." first thing they mention. "They don't eat hamburgers, that was a mistake," one shop owner said. "We'll be selling a lot of vegetables," said a kid putting up a concession. Word is out that Phish fans don't like pizza, either. "We heard they don't eat much pizza," a waitress said. "So we have a lot of bagels." One guy, sitting on a bench tapping his knee, asked me my name as I walked by, and we got talking. He hadn't heard anything about Phish coming to town. "I don't care for rock 'n' roll too much myself," he said. "I'm a country fan. Enjoy your walk." Along the main drag, a few teenagers drove back and forth in pick-up trucks, speeding up, slowing down. A white school bus pulled into the gas station and some Phish fans piled out, skipping across the road. One of the locals in a red pick-up raced by a few times, revving Continued

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PARROT-HEAD PARTY, Breakwater Cafe, 4:30 p.m. NC. SUFFRAGETTE SESSIONS W/THE INDIGO GIRLS, LISA GERMANO, JANE SIBERRY & MORE (singer-songwriters/alt-rock),

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PURE PRESSURE (soul-funk), Breakwater Cafe, 4 p.m. NC. PICTURE THIS (jazz), Windjammer, 5 p.m. NC. JOECAPPS QUARTET (jazz), Sai-Gon Cafe, 7 p.m. NC. ZTI, RECURSIVE OCCLUSION (industrial), 242 Main, 8 p.m. $5. DAN SIEDEN (singer-songwriter), Borders, 8 p.m. NC. CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country swing), Halvorson's, 10 p.m. $5. PERRY NUNN (acoustic), Ruben James, 5 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NIGHT, 9 p.m. NC. ORANGE HCTORY (acid-soul/funk), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. EVOLUTION (DJ Craig Mitchell), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4/5. LIQUID SOUL, DR. DIDG, BROWNIE MARY (flink), Club Toast, 9:30 p.m. $ 1 0 . THE LUCKY STRIKES (Austin swing; lessons 8 p.m.), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. THE NATURALS (rock), Nectars, 9:30 p.m. NC. KIP MEAKER TRIO (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. NC. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m. $7. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Franny O's, 9:30 p.m. NC. ADAMS & EVE (rock), Henrys Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. HIGHLAND WEAVERS (Irish), Tuckaways, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. BOB YOUNG (acoustic), Ground Round, 8 p.m. NC. ABAIR BROS, (rock), Trackside Tavern, Winooski, 9 p.m. $2. KOKO TAYLOR & HER BLUES MACHINE, Higher Ground, Winooski, 9 p.m. $12/14. DJ NIGHT (Dr. E), Clover House Pub, Colchester, 9 p.m. NC. EAST COAST MUSCLE (rock-blues), Edgewater Pub, Colchester, 9 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT, Extreme Sports Bar & Dance Club, Malletts Bay, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), The Tavern, Inn at Essex,

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MANGO JAM (cajun-zydeco), Breakwater Cafe, 4:30 p.m. NC. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. A NIGHT AT STUDIO 54 (DJ Litde Martin; '70s disco tent party), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $8, followed by IACT0RIA (DJ Little Martin; club grooves indoors), $4/5. DJ NIGHT, Ruben James, 9 p.m. NC. SURPRISE!, Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. JAINA SKY, ORANGE FACTORY (rock, fiink), Club Toast, 9:30 p.m. $3/5. RETRONOME (DJ), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP DJ NIGHT, Ruben James, 11 p.m. NC. SKABAZZA (ska) Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m. $7. KARAOKE, Franny O's, 9:30 p.m. NC. GUY COLASACCO (singer-songwriter), Jake's, 6:30 p.m. NC. ADAMS & EVE (rock), Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. BOB GESSER (jazz guitar), Tuckaways, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. ADAM ROSENBERG (acoustic), Ground Round, 8 p.m. NC. STYLE'98 (DJs, WRUV benefit hosted by Melo Grant; creative formal), Higher Ground, Winooski, 9 p.m. $5/7. EAST COAST MUSCLE (rock-blues), Edgewater Pub, Colchester, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Extreme Sports Bar & Dance Club, Malletts Bay, 9 p.m. NC. PICTURE THIS (jazz), The Tavern, Inn at Essex, 8 p.m. NC. CACTUS (country-rock; round & square dancing), Cobbweb, Milton, 8:30 p.m. $7/12. THE MIGHTY FAB KINGTONES (rock), Sandbar Motor Inn, S. Hero, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAVINCI (rock), Rude Dog Tavern, Vergennes, 9 p.m. NC. JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), Swany's, Vergennes, 9 p.m. NC. HARD LUCK (classic rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9 p.m. NC. SENSIBLE SHOES (rock/r&b), Charlie O's, Montpelier, 9 p.m. NC. BEN KOENIG, DAVID GUSAKOV & JIM HOGUE ('20s & '30s jazz), Grunberg Haus, Duxbury, 8 p.m. $7.50. SALAD DAYS (pop rock), Mad Mountain Tavern, Waitsfield, 9 p.m. $4.

8 p.m. NC. DANCIN' DEAN (country dance & instruction), Cobbweb, Milton, 7:30 p.m. $5. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jims Grille, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. NC. EDGE OF SUNDOWN (Southern/classic rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT, Gallaghers, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $3/5. BL00Z0T0MY (jump blues), Mad Mountain Tavern, Waitsfield, 9 p.m. $4. TRINIDAD TWA & BEN KOENIG (Caribbean), Villa Tragara, Waterbury Center, 6 & 8:30 p.m. $7.50. SOUL CITY (Motown), Rusty Nail, Stowe, 8:30 p.m. $5. MIKE DEVER & LAUSANNE ALLEN (folk), Three Mountain Lodge, JefFersonville, 6 p.m. NC. AUGUSTA BROWN (rock), Charlie O's,

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R.I.P. One light turned out in Vermont's musical community Sunday when Andy Shapiro finally succumbed to cancer. Shapiro, a composer, keyboardist, singer and music teacher at Johnson State, remains an inspiration to the

living. There will be a service for him Thursday, 11 a.m., at the Christian Assembly on Rt.100 between Waterbury and Stowe, followed by music under a tent. Our condolences to his family and many friends.

SINGLE TRACKS Blues man Derrick Semler is changing his band's name to Delta Rockers. A good move, I think . . . Before the movie gets here, disco devotees should check out 135 Pearl's version of Studio 54 — the tent party, outside the bar this Saturday . . . If you wussed on joining singer-songwriter Katherine Quinn in the pouring rain as she played an acoustic set outside Red Square last week, here's another chance: Monday, August 24. (7)

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guards. Different people have different passes. Even around the dorms people are always looking to see what sort of pass you have. It's a way of sizing each other up — how close are you to the band? How much access do you have? Friday, midnight Wandered around the campground for a few hours tonight. The most popular place was an RV with disco lights and five or six loudspeakers on tall stands. A guy stood outside the trailer looking very groovy, playing the Jackson 5, James Brown, The Bee Gees. Hundreds of people stopped to dance — people just passing by threw a finger in the air and started to shake. On the edge of the crowd, a guy with a colorful hat shouted, "Bad-ass egg rolls. Come get 'em." He was dancing, too. Through the lights and the crowd a long-bearded guy floated about whispering, "LSD...LSD." He made eye contact with you for a long second, then moved on. You have to watch where you're going around here. Everyone's on the move — skateboards, bikes, Rollerblades, scooters, motorcycles, wheelchairs, even go-carts. A few people travel on stilts. Nobody really watches where they're going. Every so often someone or some group will sit down in the middle of the road and cause a few crashes in the night, and nobody seems to mind. Tomorrow the concert venue opens and Phish will play three sets, starting at four o'clock. For the past two weeks, a crew of sculptors and landscapes from Burlington have been constructing a Japanese garden inside the venue, with a tower, a temple, a rock garden and some thatched huts. There's also a ferris wheel. So far, all this is a secret. Lars-Erik Fisk, a Burlington artist, is in charge of the project. He calls it The Garden of Infinite Pleasantries. In the center of the garden stands a tall tower, very Japanese-looking except that it's constructed of port-a-potties stacked one on top of another — the Portalet Pagoda. About a month ago, Lars explained to me what he was up to. In his apartment he had a small-scale version of the garden. "Rather than just appropriate the design of a Japanese garden," he said, "I wanted to push it into something else. I don't like to say this, but I like to pervert things. I'm taking august

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"fly-front endowment pad" (as advertised in Men's Journal, $29.95 plus shipping and handling). Make the men as neurotic about the circumference of their waists and the whiteness of their smiles as the women, and at least the burden of vanity and self-loathing will be shared by all. This is precisely what lads' mags like Men's Health are accomplishing. The rugged John Wayne days when men scrubbed their faces with deodorant soap and viewed gray hair and wrinkles as a badge of honor are fading. Last year, international market analyst Euromonitor placed the U.S. men's toiletries market — hair color, skin moisturizer, tooth whiteners, etc. — at $3.5 billion. According to a survey conducted by DYG researchers for Men's Health in November 1996, approximately 20 percent of American men get manicures or pedicures, 18 percent use skin treatments such as masks or mud packs, and 10 percent enjoy professional facials. That same month, Psychology Today reported that a poll by Roper Starch Worldwide showed that "6 percent of men nationwide actually use such traditionally female products as bronzers and foundation to create the illusion of a youthful appearance." What men are putting on their bodies, however, is nothing compared to what they're doing to their bodies: While in the 1980s only an estimated one in 10 plastic surgery patients were men, as of 1996, that ratio had shrunk to one in five. The American Academy of Cosmetic Surgery estimates that nationwide more than 690,000 men had cosmetic procedures performed in '96, the most recent year for which figures are available. And we're not just talking "hair restoration" here, though such procedures do command the lion's share of the male market. We're also seeing an increasing number of men shelling out mucho dinero for august 19 , 1998


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medical science have made cosmetic surgery a quicker, cleaner option for busy executive — just as the tight fiscal leash of managed care is driving more and more doctors toward this cash-based specialty. Don't have several weeks to recover from a full-blown facelift? No problem. For a few hundred bucks you can get a micro-dermabrasion face peel on your lunch hour. Then there are the underlying social factors. With women growing ever more financially independent, aspiring suitors are discovering that they must bring more to the table than a well-endowed wallet if they expect to win — and keep — the fair maiden. Nor should we

overlook the increased market power of the gay population — in general a more image-conscious lot than straight guys. But perhaps most significant is the ongoing, ungraceful descent into middle age by legions of narcissistic baby boomers. Gone are the days when the elder statesmen of this demographic bulge could see themselves in the relatively youthful faces of those insipid yuppies on "Thirtysomething." Increasingly, boomers are finding they have more in common with the parents of today's TV, movie and sports stars. Everywhere they turn some upstart Gen Xer is flaunting his youthful vitality, threatening boomer dominance on both the social and professional fronts. Don't think even Hollywood didn't shudder when the Oscar for best original screenplay this year went to a couple of guys barely old enough to shave. With whippersnappers looking to steal everything from their jobs to their women, postpubescent men have at long last discovered the terror of losing their springtime radiance. Whatever combo of factors is feeding the frenzy of male vanity, magazines such as Men's Health provide the ideal meeting place for men's insecurities and marketers' greed. Like its more established female counterparts, Men's Health is an affordable, efficient delivery vehicle for the message that physical imperfection, age and an underdeveloped fashion sense are potentially crippling disabilities. And as with women's mags, this cycle of insanity is self-perpetuating: The more men obsess about growing old or unattractive, the more marketers will exploit and expand that fear; the more marketers bombard men with messages about the need to be beautiful, the more they will obsess. Younger and younger men will be sucked into the vortex of self-doubt. Since 1990, Men's Health has seen its paid circulation rise from 250,000 to more than 1.5 million; the magazine estimates that half its 5.3 million readers are under age 35 and 46 percent are married. And while most major magazines have suffered sluggish growth or even a decline in circulation in recent years, during the first half of 1997, Men's Health saw its paid circulation increase 14 percent over its '96 figures. Likewise, its smaller, more outdoorsy relative, Wenner Media's Men's Journal, enjoyed an even bigger jump of 26.5 percent. At this rate, one day soon, that farcical TV commercial featuring men hanging out in bars and whining about having inherited their mothers' thighs will be a reality. Now that's progress. ®

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When traveling man Jon Turk packs for a day at the beach, he opts for thermal underwear instead of swim trunks and trades his sand shovel for an ice pick. His latest book on polar water expeditions — Cold Oceans: Adventures in Kayak, Rowboat and Dogsted — makes the Titanic adventure look like a Caribbean cruise. Get it straight from the source. Thursday, August 20. Adventurous Traveler Bookstore, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6776.

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village to raise a child, but it takes a single bullet to shoot one down. A conference devoted to "Youth Violence, Schools and Communities: Understanding the Issues and Working Towards Solutions" educates grownups on how to help kids in Vermont hit the books — instead of one another. Friday, August 21. Sheraton Hotel and Conference Center, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Info, 656-2088.

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featured at 8:15 p.m. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7945. LITERATURE OF T H E FAR N O R T H : It's the next best thing to air conditioning. Kathleen Dana leads a discussion of Two Old Women, by Velma Wallis. Warren Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913. ELIZABETH BASSETT READING: The author of Nature Walks in Northern Vermont and the Champlain

words HOWARD N O R M A N & JOYCE J O H N S O N : Bird Artist author Howard Norman reads from his new book, The Museum Guard, on a double bill with memoirist Joyce Johnson. Victorian Art Gallery, St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. BREAD LOAF LECTURE: Poet C.D. Wright, the author of Tremble and Just Whistle, talks about the craft of writing. Little Theatre, Breadloaf Campus, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info,

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of workshops and forums exploring the

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Should the Eastern timber wolf be

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Museum of Science, Norwich, 7 p.m.

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August 20.

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'CHARACTER': A murder suspect

Hear intimate works by Brahms,

Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover,

reveals his Dickensian past in this

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Oscar Award-winning flick from Dutch filmmaker Mike van Diem.

cluding concert of the Central

N E W YORK THEATER WORK-

Vermont Chamber Music Festival.

SHOP: The opening of Wilberforce,

Loew Auditorium, Hood Museum of

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 8

the first black college in the nation, is

Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover,

p.m. $12. Info, 728-9133.

the focus of this theater work-in-

N . H . , 6:30 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info,

LATE N I G H T CABARET: A melodi-

progress. Warner Ben tley Theater,

603-646-2422.

ous melange of songs from stage,

Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College,

art

screen and concert hall adds entertain-

Hanover, N . H . , 8 p.m. $6. Info, 603-

ment to the dessert menu at Bellini's

646-2422.

FINE ART FLEA MARKET: The

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A U D I T I O N S : Francesca Cannan is

visual version of the "farmers market"

$5. Info, 223-5300.

seeking actors for an evening of origi-

offers affordable art in a wide range of

drama

nal one-act plays. Be prepared to audi-

mediums. Alley between Burlington

tion at Fletcher Free Library,

City Hall and the Firehouse Gallery,

^ T H E FANTASTICKS': See August

Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info,

noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

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'BECKETT BITS': See August 19.

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MIAMI CITY BALLET: See August

'WALK FOR NUCLEAR ABOLI-

'SPIDER'S WEB': See August 19, 4

2 1 , 2 p.m. $5-20. The evening pro-

Robert Cohen joins Claudia Johnson

& 8:30 p.m.

gram features "Funny Papers," "Nous

at 2 p.m. Novelist Charles Baxter reads

^ T H E ARCHITECTURE OF SEE-

Sommes" and "Stars and Stripes."

with nature writer Frederick Reiken,

ING': See August 21.

N O R T H U M B R I A N PIPERS

author of The Odd Sea, at 8:15 p.m.

' T H E M O S T HAPPY FELLA': See

DANCE: "Small pipe" players pump

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658-1996.

August 20.

S a t u r d a y

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find relief with Feldenkrais.

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MEDITATION: First & third Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambhala Center. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectari-

POETRY WORKSHOP: Thursdays, 1 p.m. Ilsley Public Library,

training classes in basic to advanced MS Office, Windows 95 & 98,

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photography

Network Basics, the Internet and more. ,

creative process

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yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Monday-Saturday, daytime & evening

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classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191. Get private instruction or take

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classes in therapeutic yoga, vigorous yoga, yoga for pregnancy, or yoga for

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kids

FARMERS MARKETS: Look for

brotherly blend of rock 'n' roll to the

V E R M O N T EXPOS: See August 22, 2 p.m. MT. PISGAH HIKE: A five-mile trip

Info, 603-646-1760.

Vermont-grown agricultural products

Saratoga Performing Arts Center,

P O N Y RIDES: Cowboy kids giddyup

LLAMA & ALPACA FESTIVAL:

and crafts on the green at Burlington

Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 8:15 p.m.

on a wagon — or pony — ride along-

Llama lovers check out shearing, pack-

City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.

$22.50 & 35. Info, 518-587-3330.

up one of the most distinctive peaks in

side a chuck wagon full of free pop-

ing and spinning demonstrations and

Info, 453-2435. Or in Montpelier,

corn. Vermont Teddy Bear Company,

a "jackpot" obstacle course. See story,

Corner of Elm and State Streets, 9

Shelburne, 11 a.m .- 4 p.m. Free. Info,

drama

Vermont ends with a refreshing swim

this issue. Topnotch Field, Stowe, 9

a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 426-3800. Or in

'THE HEART OF T H E DOG': See

Willoughby. Meet in the rear parking

985-3001.

a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7321.

Waitsfield, Mad River Green, Rt. 100,

August 20.

lot, Montpelier High School, 9 a.m.

sport

ARBORS CELEBRATION: Music,

9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Info, 496-5856.

'BECKETT BITS': See August 19, 7

Free. Info, 229-9677.

games and a petting zoo keep kids —

p.m.

WILDLIFE WALK: Find out how to

V E R M O N T EXPOS: The hometown

and elders — entertained at this treat-

'SPIDER'S WEB': See August 19.

attract butterflies, hummingbirds and

sluggers take on the Batavia Muckdogs

ment facility for people with

'PLUM DELIGHT': See August 21.

other wildlife to your property on a

in Centennial Field, Burlington, 7

Alzheimers . The Arbors, Shelburne,

'THE M O S T HAPPY FELLA': See

walk through the woods around

p.m. $3. Info, 655-4200.

11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8600.

August 19, 7 p.m. $21.

Mount Moosalamoo. Blueberry Hill

MT. ABRAHAM HIKE: The

BEACH PARTY: Who needs Hawaii

'THE PENNY OPERA': A "de-valued

Inn, Goshen, 4 p.m. Free. Info,

approximation" of the musical by

388-4082.

music

Burlington section of the Green

when you can have a pineapple party

Mountain Club leads a hike to an

in Plattsburgh? Live bands keep the

alpine summit with views. Meet at

luau lively at the Plattsburgh City

Hinesburg Elementary School, 8:30

Beach, noon - midnight. $ 15. Info,

a.m. Free. Info, 482-2420.

518-563-6635.

C A N O E TRIP: Paddle your own

SCOTTISH FESTIVAL:

"personal flotation device" on the

Championship sheepdog trials, pipe

Green River Reservoir with the

bands and a Highland dancing com-

Montpelier section of the Green

petition bring out the kilts. Polo Field,

Mountain Club. Leave from the rear

Quechee, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $8.

parking lot, Montpelier High School,

Info, 295-5351.

9 a.m. Free. Info, 479-2304.

FLEA DIP: Relief-seeking dogs and

etc

cats get a free dip with any donation to the Humane Society of Chittenden

N O R T H U M B R I A N PIPERS C O N -

^ V E R M O N T FESTIVAL OF T H E

County. Pet Food Warehouse, S.

CERT: Celebrity players get pumped

ARTS: See August 19.

Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

ROYAL LIPIZZAN STALLIONS:

Donations. Info, 862-5514.

See August 20, 2:30 p.m.

MIDDLEBURY CRAFT FEST:

other unusual instruments. North

3-5 p.m.

H I S T O R I C R U T L A N D T O U R : See

Home-made creations by juried,

Hero Village Hall, 8 p.m. $10. Info,

August 20.

Vermont artisans keep the craft-lovers

372-5683.

Z U C C H I N I FESTIVAL: See August

coming to American Legion, off Route

20, 10 a.m. - 11 p.m. Catch the carv-

7 south, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

ing contest, art competition and zuc-

$2. Info, 223-2636.

chini model boat regatta today.

^ O P E N VILLAGE: Mad River artists

S U M M E R SKYWATCH: Get a closer

open their studio doors to onlookers

look at globular clusters and planetary

at a day-long "open village" and block

nebulae with assistance from a grad

party that winds up the Vermont

student in astronomy. Shattuck

Festival of the Arts. Waitsfield Village,

Observatory, Dartmouth College,

4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7907.

V M S

BEETHOVEN FESTIVAL: See

R U N W I T H T H E BIG ONE': A

August 22. The "Moonlight" and

voice to over-life-size cardboard cut-

scenic, five-mile run around the lakes

"Appassionata" sonatas are on the pro-

out representations of Mack the Knife,

of Ludlow winds up with a swim in

gram tonight.

Pirate Jenny and other cynical person-

Echo Lake. Camp Plymouth, Ludlow,

^ M A D RIVER MUSIC FESTIVAL:

ages. Bread & Puppet Theater, Glover,

9:30 a.m. $25. Info, 228-5830.

"Edelweiss" it ain't. Taj Mahal, the

8 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-3031.

Phantom Blues Band and Sonia Dada

VARIETY S H O W D I N N E R

etc

bring their sound of music to an all-

CRUISE: Looking for dinner and

^ V E R M O N T FESTIVAL OF T H E

day Flood Relief benefit. See calendar

diversion? This floating vaudevillean

ARTS: See August 19.

cutline, this issue. Brooks Field,

variety show puts Larry, Darryl and

MIDDLEBURY CRAFT FEST: See

Warren, noon - dusk. $22.50. In^o,

Darryl at the helm. Spirit of Ethan

August 22, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

863-5966.

Allen, Burlington Boathouse, 6:30

ROYAL LIPIZZAN STALLIONS:

p.m. $34.95. Info, 862-8300.

See August 20, 2:30 p.m.

up for a concert featuring Irish,

dance

August 22.

French and Scottish bagpipes and

'WOMEN'S RITES': See August 22,

^ O P E N VILLAGE: See August 22,

film

O N I O N RIVER JAZZ BAND: Get

'TITANIC': The disaster movie of the decade pits love against class prejudice

Armstrong and Duke Ellington on a

and a shortage of lifeboats. Spaulding

musical walk down Beale Street.

Auditorium, Hopkins Center,

Round Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m.

Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2

$10. Info, 496-7722.

& 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

VAN HALEN: Fourteen years after

sport

"Jump," Eddie and Alex bring their

LLAMA & ALPACA FESTIVAL: See

11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Z U C C H I N I FESTIVAL: See August

your fill of Jelly Roll Morton, Louis

20, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Aspiring squash compete for "Vermont's largest" status today. HISTORY CRUISE: Parks Canada dedicates a commemorative plaque to the memory of American colonial soldiers who perished on lie aux Noix more than two centuries ago. Leaving from St. Paul de l'lle aux Noix, 12:30

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R H O M B U S POETRY SERIES: Poets

dads compare notes on "parenting the

'CRAZY FOR YOU': This light-

ICE CREAM SOCIAL: The "hay"

of all stripes are welcome at this "open

preschooler." Bring your lunch to

hearted Gershwin musical follows a

Felicia Foster offers an introduction to

project is the flavor of the month. Sack

reading." Rhombus Gallery, 186

Family Connection Center, 23 George

New York playboy sent to foreclose on

Ayurvedic healing — a holistic East

HOLISTIC HEALTH LECTURE:

races and country dances add to your

College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6.

St., Burlington, noon. Free. Info,

a long-dormant theater in Nevada.

Indian medicine that involves diet,

old-fashioned frozen fun at Shelburne

Info, 865-3144.

859-0934.

Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, $10. Info,

lifestyle and herbs. Healthy Living, S.

Farms, 4-7 p.m. $4. Info, 879-1761.

sport

STORY TIME: Kids under three lis-

253-3961.

Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info,

REGATTA A N D LOBSTERFEST:

ten in at the S. Burlington Library, 10

'ANNIE' MEETING: Lyric Theater is

863-2569.

Bet on a toy boat that will be launched

V E R M O N T EXPOS: See August 22.

a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

seeking personnel for its fall produc-

over the Otter Creek Falls before a

The Pittsfield Mets are up today.

STORY HOUR: Kids between three

tion of Annie — a "non-depressing

OPEN FENCING: Amateur fencers

and five engage in artful educational

look at the Depression" through the

Jazz Group. Marble Works, 4 p.m. - 8

make their point for fitness. Bridge

activities. Milton Public Library, 10:30

exploits of a spunky little orphan girl.

p.m. $15. Info, 388-7951.

School, Middlebury, 7:30-9 p.m. $3.

a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

Interested actors and techies meet at

BENEFIT PLANT SALE: Look for

Info, 878-2902.

lobster dinner with the Dick Forman

discount rhododendrons, dwarf

M O U N T A I N BIKE RACING:

sport

Williston Central School, 7 p.m. Free.

conifers and fruit-bearing shrubs at

Competitive cyclists wend their ways

V E R M O N T EXPOS: See August 22.

this benefit sale for the Horticultural

along maple trails in weekly races

The Pittsfield Mets are up today.

film

Paula

Research Center, S. Burlington, 10

throughout the summer. Palmers

X-C R U N N I N G RACES: Cross-

'DYNAMIC DUOS': Fred Astaire and

Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 5 p.m. Info,

country runners take to the woods

Ginger Rogers pair up in Swing Time.

'THE QUIET INVASION': Biologist

985-5054.

every Tuesday evening at the Outdoor

In Pat and Mike, the spotlight shifts to

Warren King identifies non-native

etc

are changing the landscape of

by Lucy H o w e

Experience at Catamount, Williston, 6

Spencer Tracy and Katharine

p.m. $3. Info, 879-6001.

Hepburn. Spaulding Auditorium,

and

Routly.

compiled

GROUPS: Women Helping Battered

noon. $3. Info, 877-3406.

etc

Women facilitates a group in

HISTORIC RUTLAND TOUR: See

Info, 603-646-2422.

Pamela

Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info,

August 20.

submissions

FARMERS MARKET: Its harvest

'

time. Buying fresh local produce,

658-1996. Also, the Shelter

REIKI CLINIC: Experience a non-

chickens and home-baked goods sup-

art

Committee facilitates a meeting in

invasive hands-on healing technique

FIGURE DRAWING: See August 19.

ports farmers in Vermont. Town

Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info,

that originated in the East. Spirit

Common, Westford, 11:30 a.m. - 3

223-0855.

Dancer Bookstore, Burlington, 6:30-

words

TEEN HEALTH CLINIC: Teens get

8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-8060.

WEST INDIAN LITERATURE:

information, supplies, screening and

OLD N O R T H E N D FARMERS

Nancy Wright considers the island

treatment for sexually related prob-

MARKET: Shop for local organic pro-

implications of Brother Man, by Roger

lems. Planned Parenthood, Burlington,

duce and fresh baked goods on the tri-

Mais. Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m. Free.

3:30-6 p.m. Pregnancy testing is free.

angle in front of the H.O. Wheeler

Info, 253-6145.

Info, 863-6326.

School, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

RUMMAGE SALE: Look for deals on

Free. Info, 863-6248.

clothes, household items and toys at a

MAIDEN VOYAGE: The Burlington

OPEN REHEARSAL: Women com-

weekly yard sale. Ohavi Zedek

Business Association — formerly

pare notes at a harmonious rehearsal of

Synagogue, North Prospect St.,

Downtown Burlington Development

the Champlain Echoes. S. Burlington,

Burlington, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Association — sails into the sunset on

7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6703.

Info, 862-2311.

a networking cruise. Leaving from the

T H E TRAGICALLY HIP: Canada's

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS:

Community Boathouse, Burlington

contribution to rock stardom perform

People with emotional problems meet

Waterfront, 6:30-9 p.m. $12. Info,

in a 700-seat club. Pearl Street

at the O'Brien Center, S. Burlington,

863-1175.

Nightclub, Northampton, MA, 8:30

7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-9036.

music

kids August 19.

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llamas are one of four species in the genus of lamas that includes alpacas, quanacos and vicunas. Llamas, like alpacas, are a woolly combination of neck and legs that leaves the disconcerting impression of a cross between an ostrich and a

Wood takes time to educate the public about her animals and the pleasures of their company as pets and trekking partners. Onei of the first lessons, aside from how to steer clear of any expectorial crossfire, is that

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A prickly pack animal makes tracks in Vermont

A professional horse and dog trainer before falling for her first llama in 1991, Wood knows a bit about animal behavior and the current surge in Vermont's llama population — the Stowe Llama and Alpaca Festival this weekend will show off her furry friends. O n a small, wellkept farm situated high above the din of traffic,

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LLAMA DRAMA Continuedfrom page 36 morphic spin to the animal s very civilized habit of postprandial siestas. O n a clear, cool day, Wood and I walk into a roomy pasture with impressive views of the Worcester Range. From this vantage point, it's easy to imagine that the llamas would consider their Vermont home the next best thing to the Andes. Curious by nature, the pack of seven takes a break from eating grass, pricks up their large, deer-like ears and make their way toward their visitors. First comes Wellesley, then Ojibway and Sir Chippewa, or Chip, as Wood calls him. Chip's a stud — literally — but he stands out more for his unique Appaloosa coloring than for his status as the dominant male. T h o u g h inquisitive like the rest of his mates, Chip keeps his space, and soon returns to the constant chore of feeding a ruminant digestive track and chewing his cud.

But Rob Roy, an aptly named younger llama with a prodigious thirst belying his genetic background, wants a good whiff of us. Cautiously, Rob puts his face close to mine and lets out a small puff of air. Resisting the urge to pet him — which would be seen

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as a threat, cautions Wood — I return the favor. While-this technique won't get you too far in a Stowe watering hole after a day on the slopes, it's the way llamas greet each other, and non-threatening visitors. Though we tend to see lamas as cuddly and ourselves as benign benefactors, lamas intuit humans as predators, Wood says. Like other prey animals born with targets on their back — sheep and rabbits being the best examples — lamas have a strong "flight instinct," and their wide-set eyes aid in detecting approaching danger. Humans and other predators, in contrast, have eyes placed close together — "the better to focus," as a wolf might say. "When you take them to an event and they're in a room full of predators, it's pretty incredible that they show so much trust in the person they're with," says Wood, noting both the intelligence and good nature necessary for them to overcome their intu-

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20th century. The key to the potency of both films is the focus on the relationship of the characters, and the accumulating sense of loss that follows their demise. Ryan ends on a different note than All Quiet, but both powerfully suggest the brutalizing effects of war, against which the characters struggle to hold onto an increasingly attenuated humanity. Like Ryan, All Quiet was praised in its day for the unprecedented realism of its combat scenes. In both pictures, the impact of these

SHOOT TO KILL frees its creators to conReel life-and faith sider the possibility of a certain death — before grandeur in the action of humans in war time, which Steven Spielbergonly makes more poignant

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inglehandedly, Steven Spielberg's audacious Saving Private Ryan has turned everyone's attention back to not only World War II, but to what was once a real workhorse of commercial cinema: the war film. Filmmakers have always found rich possibilities, commercial and otherwise, in the subject of war, but after the Vietnam War the options seemed reduced — to the point that the war film itself nearly disappeared.

Saving Private Ryan is built upon a faith that there are distinctions to be made in the case of World War II. That

war's futility and horror. Saving Private Ryan is a singular achievement, but it's one that recalls those of a number of previous war films. First and foremost among them is Louis Milestone's 1930 version of Erich Maria Remarque's World War I classic, All Quiet on the Western Front. Both films reflect a sense of higher purpose in conception and realization — in the first case a product of the movie's literary lineage, and in the second a reflection of Spielberg's maturation as a filmmaker. This, combined with his position of power in the industry, makes him one of the most important and interesting filmmakers of the late

but both powerfully suggest the brutalizing effects of war, against which the characters struggle to hold onto an increasingly attenuated humanity. scenes is a combination of innovative camera work and ground-breaking experiments with sound, the combined effect of which immerses the viewer in an encompassing

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craft at the start of a beach assault — Italy instead of France — and who subsequently are given the charge to proceed inland on a mission to locate and destroy an enemy outpost. There's a weariness about the film, and an intentional understatement characteristic of late war movies — The Story of G.I. Joe and John Ford's highly recommended They Were Expendable, both from 1946, are other examples — that distinguish it from earlier works in the combat film genre. In A Walk in the Sun, this is combined with a conscious attempt at mythmaking, exemplified by the faux-folk ballad played over shots of the soldiers walking down the road. That mix lends the film a

Saving Private Ryan ends on a different note than All Quiet on the Western Front,

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audiovisual field. People have spoken of the result as "realism," which implies "a kind of objectivity. But properly speaking the effect is, in both cases, really a kind of impressionism — that is, the evocation of the subjective experience of battle. In achieving that effect, Spielberg and his cameraman Janusz Kaminski used as their model the footage of actual combat cameramen, including famous shots of the D-day invasion by Life photographer Robert Capa. In that regard, one of the films that Ryan most strongly recalls is John Huston's unforgettable The Battle of San Pietro, which records a regiment's efforts to capture a 700-year-old village in Italy's Liri Valley. Built around footage gathered at the

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singular flavor. A Walk in the Sun represents a key point in the transition to a new, post-war form of the W W II combat film, a genre that has been closely investigated by film scholars. Although Ryan is not, by definition, a formula film, it is interesting to note the lingering generic elements in its makeup. Principal among these is the idea of a precisely articulated group of men who are given a specific objective, and a certain dramatic conflict arising between them and the officer in charge, whose responsibilities separate him from the group, and who carries an unsupportable psychological burden. Generic, too, are the "last stand" elements of its closing action, particularly the pointed reference to the final building in their planned retreat as "the Alamo." Undoubtedly, Saving Private Ryan is part of a stillrelevant tradition of films, even as it transcends it. For viewers whose interest in that tradition has been revived by Ryan, a wealth of films awaits on video. (7) Videos courtesy ofWaterfront Video in Burlington.

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ate a contrasting dimensionality over the hulking blue hull and keel that dominate the scene. The diptych "Long Ships" is contained in a single frame, but it's also unified by raw color —| — sienna, umber, stark black and white — in volatile textures that range across long verticals. "Rope and Hull" is fundamentally abstract. The small acrylic-and-ink on paper piece emphasizes poured paint and

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seems meant to inspire all sorts of free-associative meanings. "Snow Dream" is pretty much the same, except there is a slickly drawn house in the piece, and a pair of red boots on the steps — perhaps an example of what she meant by writing, "I use the work as a means to access some of the mystery of the uncharted brain..." Even an uncharted brain may notice that Imperatore is as unconcerned as a cop in a donut factory when it comes

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OPENINGS THE TIME OF THE NAB I S, the first N o r t h American exhibit of paintings, drawings, prints, decorative art and playbills by the artists w h o made up the post-Impressionist avant-garde in the 1890s. Montreal M u s e u m of Fine Arts, 5 1 4 - 2 8 5 - 1 6 0 0 . Reception August 20, 5:30 p.m.

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into the territory of the unconscious." Other than an interest in dreams, there seems to be little connection between the works of the two artists, who share an exhibit space this month at Burlington's Doll-Andstadt Gallery. Fredericks describes her efforts as "poetic attempts" to visualize a "duality where divine essence seems to be at odds with a material world." Her solid structural approach to the picture plane, combined with a dark and earthy palette, makes her works seem like moody Monets. And indeed there is poetry in her paint. The boats in "Quiet" float like waterlilies on a small sea of acrylic and mixed-media textures. "The Leaving, the Arriving II" possesses a subtle mystery generated by an ambiguous portrayal of...fallen sails? A tarpaulin? The draped form is rendered with just enough naturalism to cre-

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gold leaf on its brightly hued surface. Fredericks is a confident weaver of lines, and in this painting her lines are freestanding details. They are neither delineation nor description, but a world unto themselves. Unreconstructed surrealist Lynn Imperatore has written that "I am not motivated to make a work if I know what it will look like before I begin." Considering the illustrative affectations of her attempts at drawing, and the formulaic quality of her use of black, white, gray and accents of color, such a statement seems a bit hollow. These works are eminently predictable. "Nightmare Escape" features one of Imperatore's hallmark moon-faced children in striped pajamas, flying through a forest of stark trees. The vapid child flies over a group of three figures struggling through the forest floor, in a dream-like sequence that

to rehashing overworked Surrealist motifs. "Paris Water Dream" has a few interesting passages at the top of the canvas, where Imperatore has indicated architectural elements, but one of those pancake-faced figures muddles the edgy desolation. Imperatore appears to be trying to create a Maurice Sendak-meets-Kathe Kollwitz kind of universe, but, despite the flying figures, her efforts never seem to get off the ground. (7)

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dialogue. T h e script is a literary land-

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even before the studio made advance

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screenings unavailable to critics. I

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ried audiences were so feebleminded

proved conspicuously absent from

they might forget the movie takes

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WRONGFULLY ACCUSED Braveheart,

The Fugitive and The Big Sleep are just a few of the movies spoofed in the latest from Leslie Nielsen. Richard Crenna co-stars.

New on vSDEo THE APOSTLE**** Robert Duvall wrote, directed, produced - and snagged a Best Actor Oscar nomination - for his electrifying performance in this richly textured look at the rise and fall of a Southern Pentecostal preacher. Farrah Fawcett and Miranda Richardson costar.

KUNDUN (NR)

Melissa (E.T.) Mathison wrote and Martin Scorsese directed 1997's second look at the saga of the 14th Dalai Lama. This time the story of the religious leader's life is told without the help of Brad Pitt, and only through 1959, the year he fled Tibet for India.

AIR BUD: GOLDEN RECEIVER (NR) Kevin Zegers returns for the continuing adventures of everyone's favorite sportshound. This rime around, the fuzzy family fun involves the dog's foray into football SNAKE EYES CNR) The latest from Brian De Palm a stars Nicolas Cage as an Atlantic City cop with just two hours to figure out who assassinated the Secretary of Defense in the middle of a sold-out boxing match. With Gary Sinise and John Heard. SAVING PRIVATE RYAN*** Tom Hanks, Man Damon, Ed Burns and Tom Sizemore are teamed for Steven Spielberg's unflinching meditation on the horror of battle. THE MASK OF ZORRO** 1 / 2 Anthony Hopkins plays a middle-aged swashbuckler who passes professional secrets on to ZoiTO-m-craimttg Antonio Banderas. Martin {Golden-Eye) THE PARENT TRAP (NR) From the

team this twins who conspire to reconcile their parents. Dennis Quaid, Natasha

by RICK KISONAK

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that breathed new life into his failing career: A la Nutty Professor, the comedian stars here in an update of another family-friendly classic Albert Brooks, Chris Rock, Norm Macdonald, Paul Reubens and other comics provide the voices for a menagerie of wisecracking animals. Betty {Private Parts) Thomas directs.

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ARMAGEDDON** The forecast for July calls for testosterone. Lots and lots of testosterone. In advance of noisy, routine-looking acrion packages like Lethal Weapon 4, Mark ofZorro and The Negotiator, comes the latest from Jerry {Top Gun, Crimson Tide) Bruckheimer •— the noisty, routine-looking story of a bunch of ultra-macho space cowboys who try to stop an oncoming comet from wiping out the world. Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Will Patton and Steve Buscemi star. Michael {Bad Boys) Bay directs. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY*** There may be something about Mary, but there's nothing about this movie that's worth buying a ticket to see, since almost all the films funny stuff is available for free in its previews. Ben Stiller plays a one-time nerd who can't get over a high school crush on Cameron Diaz. From the folks who brought you Dumb and Dumber. MADELINE (NR) Frances McDonnand and Hatty Jones star in this adaptation of Ludwig Bemeiman's beloved children's book about a mischievous French schoolgirl. With Nigel Hawthorne. THE HORSE WHISPERER (NR) Robert Redford is back in the saddle again as both star and director of the big-screen version of Nicholas Evans' best-seller about a trainer who changes the life of a young girl injuricd in a riding accident. With Scarlett Johansson and Kristin Scott Thomas. TITANIC (NR) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane and Kathy Bates are among the big names on board James Cameron's monumental look at modern history's most famous disaster. A PERFECT MURDER (NR) Andrew Davis directs this update of the Hitchcock classic, Dial M For Murder. Michael Douglas plays a jealousy-crazed husband who arranges for his wife to be killed by the very man with whom she is having an affair. Gwyneth Pal trow and Viggo Mortensen co-star. GODZILLA**1 I'm sorry, but, from what I've seen, the $120 million event movie of the summer looks like little more than The Lost World on steroids: The lean, muscular giant reptiles, that familiar dino-roar, the bull-in-a-chinashop romp through the streets of New York. Oh, I see the difference — Matthew Broderick plays the

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& ©1998 RickKisonak

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specialty is helping single people dream up their ideal marriage contracts. She

composed of stories, not atoms. T h e

finds that this often clarifies their

physicist Werner Heisenberg declared

notions o f what they want in a mate,

that the universe is made of music, not matter. A n d I believe that if you habitually expose yourself to inferior music and stories — even unwittingly — you could wind up living in the wrong universe. I bring this up now because its never been more important for you to nourish yourself with righteous tales and tunes. Whether it's Jorge Luis Borges' "Labyrinths" and the devotional singing

and leads, in mysterious ways, to them

enough to guide you; you need to rely

their vacation time. According to my

said you wanted to be. Congratulations,

on your intuition. In many people,

actually meeting their mates. Interested?

sources, for instance, upwards of 75

O Pure One. You're the antidote for the

unfortunately, this subde faculty has

You should be. T h e Aquarian urge to

percent of N e w York's shrinks have

welter of posers and con artists out there.

atrophied through neglect and lack of

merge is now beginning to peak, and it

currently deserted the city for the

O f all the signs in the zodiac, your

would b'e good medicine for you to

hypocrisy levels are the lowest.

design your own personalized wedding

respect. Luckily, though, it's always ready

Hamptons or the Cape. Fortunately for

to grow stronger in response to loving

you, Virgo, exuberant cosmic forces are

attention. And that's exactly what I

yanking you out of your doldrums just

suggest you focus on in the coming

in time for this mass exodus. You don't

weeks, dear Gemini.

need no stinking gurus this week. All you require is a place to celebrate your

of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, or Jane (June 21-July 22): I wouldn't

release from the suburbs of hell.

ritual and vows. Even if you're already SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

mated, you and your partner could use

According to mystical tradition, G o d is

this as a good excuse to reinvent your

not up above and far away, but rather

bond.

inside you and as close as your breath.

Hirshfield's "Women in Praise o f the

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Sacred" and Jane Siberry's "When I Was

be surprised to see you wearing a beaded

a Boy," seek out only the best possible

cocktail dress and white sweatsocks at.

LIBRA

building materials.

the same time this week, or a baseball

you possibly top your recent feats, Libra?

sheltered sanctuary. Curiously, an equally

hat with a tuxedo. For that matter, I can

billion light years away? O r are they

By being well-balanced without

viable approach is to stand on top of a

located within shouting distance of each other? Lots of ancient religious texts

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): H o w could

O n e good way to seek c o m m u n i o n with

PISCES

the Divine Wow, therefore, is to sit

exactly is Hell in relation to Heaven,

quietly with your eyes closed in a

anyway? Is it, like, the equivalent of a

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Where

easily imagine you making killings in the

indulging in indecisiveness, you've at

mountain with all o f creation spread out

slipped into Taurus back on June 9. It'll

marketplace by day and healings in the

least temporarily mastered one o f the

before you and open yourself up as wide

bedroom by night. T h e metaphors will

suggest the latter. Yalkut Koheleth, a

remain there through October 25. T h e n

toughest challenges your sign faces. And

as you'll go. I think either method will

it'll leave your sign until early March

be so mixed (often for the best) that

Jewish commentary on the Biblical

that ain't all. You've managed to express

work quite well for you this week,

you're more likely to change unicorns or

book, Ecclesiastes, claimed the two

1999, when it'll return for a 2 5 - m o n t h

record-breaking amounts o f receptivity

Sagittarius. T h e stars are plotting to give

stay. Already you should be feeling a

platypuses, not horses, in mid-stream.

domains were just "a hand-breadth

and sensitivity while at the same time

you a more intimate yet expansive view

It'll be a perfect time to master the art of

apart." In Greek myth, the gorgeous and

foreshadowing o f the ringed planets gifts

maintaining an iron will. Forgive me for

of your soul's destiny than you've had in

coopetition — the curious blend of

blessed Elysian Fields were situated right

waxing melodramatic here, but I believe

your last three incarnations.

cooperation and competition.

next door to Hades. I bring this up,

you've come closer than ever to actually CAPRICORN

able to add your testimony to the

TAURUS

(Apr. 2 0 - M a y 20): Saturn

and costs. Frivolous ambitions may be losing their hold on your

doing what G o d sent you here to do. It

imagination. You could be feeling a light but unmistakeable push to stop messing

LCO (July 23-Aug. 22): For a couple

seems to be the perfect moment, then, to

around with time-wasting activities. M y

days, five planets will be crammed into

offer you the cautionary advice of

advice is to respond with grateful

Leo. If there were no other astrological

Nigerian writer Gabriel Okara. "One of

enthusiasm to the mentor god Saturn's

factors to consider, I'd predict that this

the two hard things," he said, "is

pressure — now. T h e sooner you hone

mass gathering would either turn you

knowing your purpose in this world. T h e

your self-discipline and tighten your

into an incorrigibly vain show-off or else

other, which is harder, is not to corrupt

a healing source o f resplendent beauty.

it after knowing what your purpose is."

focus, the less likely it is that you'll

Pisces, because I believe you'll soon be (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A

Capricorn reader, weary o f what he

evidence. In a blink of your crying eyes,

called my endless mixed messages,

you'll migrate from the Dank Pit to the

recently wrote me a rather bratty plea.

Sweet Spot.

"When will I become," he moaned, "the most secure, attractive, intelligent,

it's my duty to report that the answer is:

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founding fathers w h o owned slaves even

history of the world" pan. Substitute "in

opposition to Neptune (the planet of

embodying the dark side o f the cosmic

your most prized possessions. In a

confluence. Therefore, I say unto you:

culture where nearly all opinions are

Be a generous angel overflowing with

lazily conceived, informed by poor

beneficence — or else.

research, and driven by unacknowledged

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I'm

happy to say you're now behaving in a

mate?" As much as I may be peeved with

way that's diametrically opposed to the

though they declared slavery was

the history o f m y life," and many o f you

immoral. In other words, Scorpio, you're

Capricorns are quite likely tofitthe

walking your talk; you're practicing what

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept.

objective m i n d is a superpower. N o w

Psychotherapists everywhere seem to

united in a sweeping conspiracy to

and then, however, even that isn't

favor the last two weeks o f August for

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HELP BRING OUT MY INNER WILD CHILD. SWF, 18, red/blonde hair, on the shy side, ISO SM, under 25, to bring me out of my shell. 1986 HEY, SAILOR! EXPERIENCED 1ST MATE, varied interests/abilities, attractive, very seaworthy. Has weathered the storm, ready to test the waters. ISO fun, intelligent, attractive guy, 38-48, who's got it together. 1988 DWPF, 44, PLATTSBURGH, NY, ISO A real man, one who knows that love is something that grows, and that friendship is the stem of the rose. I am literate, witty, sensitive, Gemini, 5'2", active, talkative and often audacious!! Let's get together and check out the chemistry. Smile. 1946 INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY, GORGEOUS, brilliant, completely secure, witty, 39ish (almost all of the above), looking for same. 1952 CALLING ALL JEWS!!! Where's the tribe? DJF, 37, 5*9", 120 lbs., gorgeous, leggy, blonde/blue, Ashkenazi, looking for male M.O.T./Basheert. In VT, you're your own Sidduch. Vey iz mir! 1950 ME; SWF, 18, W/ BLUE EYES, RED HAIR, a love for animals, fun and cuddling. You: SM, 18-23, w/ similar interests and a warm heart. We must meet! 1974 SWF, 25, ATTRACTIVE, FUN-LOVING, single parent of one, enjoys cooking, quiet nights & travel, ISO intelligent, mature, attractive SWPM, 25-35, w/ similar interests, like children. 1925 REGGAE, CAMPING, SKIING, LAUGHING. 5*6", 115 lbs., blonde female ISO "slightly" overweight, tall, attractive, athletic, confident, NS M, 26-33. to hang out and have fun with. Dark hair a +. 1926

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I'M A BITCH, I'M A LOVER, I'M A CHILD, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint.J'm attractive, petite, 38, SWF with varied interests looking for a SM friend and activity partner. Tall, dark & handsome encouraged to reply! 1228 CAN I GET YOUR ATTENTION? IN NEED of love and affection. Single lady, 30, needs your attention. Looking for same intentions. 1938 DANCE WITH M L DWF, 50ISH, attractive, petite, NS, enjoys dining, dancing, cookouts, movies, walks. ISO caring, sincere, healthy M for friendship, possibly more. 1907 TOO MUCH FUN IS NEVER ENOUGH. Excessive in all things, but practicing moderation. Me: PSWF, 51, likes to participate, instead of observe, in all activities. ISO PSWM, NS, young 50, but energy of a 20 yr. old. Must play in overdrive. 1909 SEE AD " TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH." Substitute 30s for 50s. Energy of 20 yr. old a must. If you want to be a player—not a spectator— in life, I'm your girl! 1910 SWF, WELL-BUILT, FULLY LOADED, cruise control optional, look under the hood, classic 1977, low mileage. No lemons here. A true classic. 1914 STATUESQUE, IRREVERENT, OPTIMIST seeks witty, intelligent, warm PM, 3545, who loves life, the arts, the ocean...and doesn't mind the occasional chick flick. 1917 I'M LOOKING FOR THE SMARTEST, most fun man on earth! 1918 ARE YOU OUT THERE? Intelligent, attractive, professional D/SM, 38-55, enjoys healthy lifestyle, outdoors, theater, music, travel, along with desire for laughter/spontaneity? If so, call me...l offer what I'm looking for!! 1880 HEALTHY, HAPPY, ATTRACTIVE, intelligent, athletic DWPF, 51, loves family, friends, pets, outdoor activities, music, books, flowers, good food and laughter. Seeking compatible M, 40-60, who loves life. 1883 I'M BITS CAROLINE, GINGER, SCARLETT, Jamie, Diana, Gwen, Katherine & Lucy. Seeking my Richard, Fred, Rhett, Paul, Dodi, Gavin, Heathdiff & Ricky...but I'm not suffering from multiple-personality disorder! SWF, 38, ISO SWM, 33-43. 1886 MTN. BIKER BABE SEEKS CYCLING dude for fat-tire fun. Need someone who can wield a wrench when I totally pretzel my derailleur back in the boonies. No beginner geeks, please. 1889 DOES ANYONE STILL BELIEVE IN OLDfashioned trust, honesty and respect? SWF, 48, looking for someone to share all the good things life has to offer. Friendship first, possible LTR. 1890 LETS HIT THE TOWN! SWF, 25, enjoys music, dancing, going to the movies, ISO attractive, fit dance partner 81 friend, 23-33, that knows how to respect a woman. 1847 RECENTLY SINGLED WF, GREEN EYES, red hair, small waistline, 5*6", 109 lbs., ISO WM, 18-23, tall, exciting and sometimes likes to be in charge. 1848

SAILING, SWIMMING, HIKING, HEAVY metal concerts, country-rock dancing, constitutional arguments, explosives research, make "It" legal. ISO romantic, intelligent, marriageable M. 1866 SENIORS! HEY, YOU OLD GUYS! Come on out from hiding! Will cook fresh country meal in exchange for fine restaurant dining. SWF, university-educated, musical, artistic, master gardener, filmmaker. 1867 MEDITERRANEAN WOMAN, SOULFUL, sensuous, energetic, 40s, who loves music, interested in sharing time (and dancing) with insightful, sensuous and compassionate man of a progressive bent with zest for life. 1870 I DONT SMOKE, I SMOLDER. Smart, sexy SWPF seeks similarly incendiary S/DM, 38-50, for summer campfires. Love of water and woods desired. Music, dancing, books & film also light my fire. LTR maybe, but fun first. 1871 I ONLY HAVE FIVE WORDS TO SAY: "I am tired of JERKS!" SWF seeks SWM, 30s, to experience the summer nights by the lake with... 1872 WENDELL BERRY, ANNIE DILLARD, Krishnamurti, Weird Al, John Jeavons, Thich Nhat Hanh, Kent Wheaty, Bobby McFerrin, Alan Savory—can you relate? Tall DWF looking for a wise and loving friend, NS/ND/NA. 1820 BUT CAN YOU KEEP UP? Skiing, laughing, playing. Dynamic, petite, self-sufficient PWi, 60, wonders if there are good-hearted men who appreciate wisdom, kindness 81 humor. As work is predominantly female, I'm seeking M friends to complement the mix. 1822 ON THE LOOKOUT. Energetic, happy SWF, 34, 5'io", enjoys movies, outdoors, working out. ISO SWM, 30-40, who shares these interests/others. 1825 DWF, 47, 5'3", 150 LBS, SHORT BROWN HAIR, large hazel eyes, seeks DWM, 40-50, for close friendship. Not looking for marriage or live-in, just a friendly visitor. No married men, please. No drinkers. You must smoke. Local men only. 1833 LONG, LEAN, LOVELY, LONELY LIONESS ISO literate, limber, lusty lover for lyrical liaisons in my sylvan lair. 1838

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SWPM, 38. 5'tl", 205 LBS., ENJOYS golfing, hiking, antique shopping and traveling, as welt as reading, music, dining, long romantic walks and cuddling on the couch. ISO SWPF, 30-40, to spend time with. If we have these things in common, give me a call. 1991 LIBERALLY-SEASONED, SECURE, energetic, handsome SWM, 41. Multifaceted world traveler, successful, professional, extremely fit. Intentionally open to kindling that special relationship with earthy, attractive, witty woman of passion and substance. 1992. SWM, 31, WHO IS ADVENTUROUS, loving, caring, cute and lively, seeks S/DF, 24-36, who enjoys life, conversation, outdoors and will be my best friend, partner, lover, companion. Try me. 1998 YOUR BEST FRIEND, FOREVER. DWPM, 48, handsome, fit, NS, neatly groomed, enjoys travel, dancing, walks, sports and cooking. ISO honest, fit woman, 35-50> for LTR. 1939 NOT A PARADOX: ECOLOGY NERD/HIP musician, world traveler/hick, sensual/ascetic. SWM, 25, active, evolving, seeks connection with the earth and all things. 1944 2 FUNNY, ACTIVE, SENSITIVE, FORMER VT guys in 50s, vacationing on Lake Champlain, looking for slender, fun-loving females for sailing, water activities, tennis, biking, conversation and cookouts. 1943 SEEKING PLAYFUL PARTNER WHO enjoys a good time! Friendship, fun, even romance! Me: DWPM, youthful 40, adventurous, athletic, active, witty. You? Excite me with your enthusiasm! Let's dance! 1948 CREATIVE & ATTRACTIVE, 31. Want to meet more women my age. If you tike soft-spoken, sensitive, intelligent men, give me a call. 1949 DONT CALL UNLESS you talk, eat, laugh and dance. It's good if you've been around the track 40 or 50 times. I've got a slow hand. I'm witling to drive. 1951 SWING, SWING, SWING. Dancing cohort needed for SPM, 32. Me: 6', br./br„ flat foot floozee learning to jump. You: brown derby chic who lives for kicks. Everything else but enthusiasm secondary. Let's have some laughs and step it out. 1953 SM, 44, 5'8", FIT, EDUCATED, openminded, sense of humor, value relationships. Range of interests, active, but not fanatical. Seeks woman over 30, sexy, under 5'6". 1954 SEPARATED WM, 37, FIT, PART-TIME dad, metaphysical-spiritual approach to living, positive, goal-oriented, avid reader, passionate about life, loves the outdoors, ISO S/DWF, 30-40, fit, attractive, intelligent, similar path. 1976 TENNIS, ANYONE? Bright, witty, handsome and engaging SWM ISO partner, 35-45, lean, leggy and lissome on the court; lively, literate and lascivious off the court. Post-game at a quiet, sylvan mountain retreat. Can the perfect match end in a love/love tie? 1923 SWM, 24, 5'7", 130 LBS., B-TOWN single life. Have beautiful dog, but he's not much for conversation, are you? What about mountain biking, snowboarding, German autos, fine food and drink, or live music? 1931 SWCM, 29, SEEKS SCF. I LIVE IN Northeastern VT, enjoy the outdoors, movies, quiet times. I'm busy, but have time to spend with the right person.

m° MULDER SEEKING SCULLY. Following The Rules courts disaster. I want to believe the truth is out there. Are you? Red hair is an option, not a prerequisite. SWM, 40, 'X'. 1932 SWM, 20S, ISO SF, 24-30, FOR friendship or romance. Like summer nights on Church St., biking, hiking, swimming. Hoping to have someone to take to the coast this fall for a weekend by the ocean. Athletic, spontaneous 81 educated. What about you? 1936

DWM, 30, ENJOYS DANCING, MOVIES, hiking and more, ISO S/DWF, petite to medium build, who's giving, passionate, humorous and fun for friendship, maybe more. 1895 NO CHUTZPAH FOR SINGLE SCENE. SM, 44, educated, sensitive, extremely honest, soul searcher, NS, ND, ISO kind, thoughtful, self-actualizing F, fit, with slender to medium build, 3oish—4oish, for romance. 1897 DWM, 44, AND SO MUCH MORE. NY Libra ISO Aquarian or Gemini irito: Zen, Tao, sailing, blade, ski, kayak, art, nature, Tom Robbins, Bob Marley and fun in the sun. 1901 I'M 5'u", 28, 210 LBS. WM, GOOD shape, sober, responsible, very hard worker; love the outdoors and having fun; enjoy romantic, relaxing, serene evenings. Seeking similar companion, 25-35. race/creed unimportant. 1906 CAN YOU: FIND TIME TO GO BIKING, hiking, canoeing, golfing, skiing, camping? Do you: like music, travel, reading, being outdoors, spending time with friends and family? Are you: a slim, pretty SWPF, 25-35, wanting to meet a tall, attractive, SWPM, 35? Will you: respond to this ad today? 1912 SWM, 38, SEEKING MATURE, dominant lady to have a unique, erotic relationship with. Can travel Plattsburgh or Burlington area. 1893 IF I COULD RE-WORK THE APLHABET, I'd put 'i' next to 'u'. Tall, blue-eyed SWM, 42, seeks NS SWF to reshape the letters. Remember, fate favors the brave. 1891 TALL MaWM, LATE 40S, EDUCATED, sense of humor, seeks attractive woman, 25-45, to crew my 25 ft. sailboat on Lake Champlain' also leisurely dinners in Burlington area. Spouse approves. 1892 ATHLETE, SOLDIER, SCIENTIST, 29, 5*7", 145 lbs. I love the outdoors, Burlington nightlife and cooking/baking. Seeking someone of shorter stature, smaller waistline, and in need of devotion. 1908 I HAVE THE HEART OF DON QUIXOTE, the soul of Cyrano de Bergerac, the charm of Magnum P.I. and the physique of Michael Jordan. All I am missing is you. 1911 DWPM SEEKING PLAYMATE! I'm 40 and enjoy cycling, hiking, camping, fishing, movies, rock 81 country music and more! Looking for someone with similar interests, that's slim, 30-45, NS, honest, down-to-earth, and isn't afraid of love and affectionate! 1915 YOUNGER, KIND-HEARTED PROFESSIONAL likes museums, books, antiques, the blues, seeks stylish, intelligent woman for slow-motion romance. How are you with (a) your natural hair color; (b) a tennis racquet; (c) a stick shift? Burlington area. Sorry, smokers! 1916 WALKING CONTRADICTION: DWM, 36, 200 lbs., liberal-minded, conservative haircut, educated carpenter, dependable, impulsive, nature, Social Distortion LOUD. ISO fit F for fun, LTR, matching tattoos. 1919 TIRED OF BEING ALONE. Sensitive, honest SWM, 26, likes walks, sunsets, sports, country music, line dancing. ISO attractive, NS SWF, 20-30, with same interests for friendship, possible relationship. 1922 REGGAE FEST, BREAD & PUPPET, camping out. Talt, attractive, honest & affectionate single dad, 30, into outdoors, music and being close, ISO attractive WF with similar interests to have fun w/ and expand each other's worlds. Let's meet. 1884 A PERSONAL AD? A LAST RESORT! Are you out there, or should I just give up? Tall PM, late 20s, seeking mature, intelligent, secure PF in the same age category Looking for friendship first; we'll take it from there. 1885

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LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I FOUND YOU. Longing for true love is only one belief away. Happy fun-seeker to share the good life! Creative, interesting, enjoy sunlight & laughter, making dreams come true. 25-37. 1852

COULD YOU BE LOVED? EASY-GOING, educated, blue-collar guy, 28, 5'io", 140 lbs., fit, good-looking, too, loves outdoors, music, cooking, etc. ISO petite girlfriend for fun, discovery, possible LTR. 1808

BOHEMIAN, FUNNY, NATIVE N.Y.ER, Scorpio i960, 5'8", fiction writer, performer, business owner, sexy (if I do say so myself). ISO wonderfully selfassured, intellectually and artistically active woman who loves life, adventure, healthy codependence and occasional silliness. Why the personals? Synchronicity! Letter preferred. 1874

WANTED: ONE GOOD WOMAN BY THE 30-something SWM who has long hair, mood eyes, a great personality and the face to go with it. Tattoos are optional, but I'll bring mine if you show me yours. 1809

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO LOVE, honesty, respect, communication? DWM, 36, looking for uninhibited lady to enjoy the above and adult pleasures. Race, age unimportant. Friends, possible LTR. 1856 MID-LIFE TRAVELER W/ DOG 81 CANOE, somewhat forlorn that Seinfeld's gone, yet reruns appear. ISO woman, 37-47, w/ adornment from writer, teacher, gardener w/ feet to dance. 1857 SWPCM, 35, SEEKS SWPCF FOR friendship, maybe more. I love life, music, food, stimulating conversation. I am a baseball 81 basketball fan and love my family and friends. 1858 SPWM, 42, 5'9", 215 LBS., ENJOYS dancing, camping, movies, dining, cuddling and who knows how to treat and respect a lady. 1863 WITH A HEART OF GOLD. ROMANTIC, engaging, successful, handsome, very fit. Simply single, 42, intelligently seeking a really special relationship. Must be earthy, attractive w/ many interests, maturity and wit. 1865 SEX1SEX1SEX1 NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR attention 81 you know I have a sense of humor, I am 35, a 6*4", slender/athletic, divorced single-parent. Love the outdoors, dining, dancing, movies. Looking for someone to hang out w/ and have fun with, maybe more. ISO tall, slender F w/ sense of humor! 1868

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SWPM, 34, ROMANTIC FIT, ATTRACTIVE and very down-to-earth. Enjoys biking, weightlifting, skiing, camping, traveling, running, country music, dancing, movies, romantic walks, Sunday drives. Dog &. horse lover looking for SWP gal, 25-37, enjoys dancing, with similar interests, fun, slim, attractive NS. Possible LTR. 1823

SEX! TIRED OF -JUST FRIENDS." Wants summer bed fling. Me: mature SWPM, 22, athlete. You: under 40, weight unimportant, but be in shape for "workouts." 1832

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BiM, 5*6", 150 LBS., ISO Q/BiM FOR explorations of mind, body 81 soul. NS, ND, no HIV or diseases; an open mind w/ healthy, trim body between 25-45. Middlebury area. 1899 BiWM, 45, 5'8", 150 LBS., SEEKS other Bi/GM for friendship and fun. Must be clean and safe. Burlington area. 1921 DIFFERENT GM, 40, ISO MIDDLE-AGED, short, balding, average guy. I want to meet someone real for a change. 1879

AQokiiiq JUXWVW SWGF, 30s, PROFESSIONAL, fun-loving, sincere, likes outdoors, ocean walks, animals, great sense of humor. Looking for SWGF, 30-40S, with similar interests to wine 81 dine, LTR. No games. Honesty a must. 1818 MaF, 35, PLUS SIZE AND CURIOUS, seeks F for friendship, talks, movies and some exploring. Must be honest, sincere and love to laugh. 1824

NO ONE EVER REMEMBERS why they're in the personals! Listen for what's between us; not like I've never heard this one before. Dare ya... Panting gay. 1881 OLD SPIRIT, YOUNG AT HEART! 28, 6*4", 190 lbs., long brown hair, blue eyes, vegetarian, decaf, non-drinking pipe smoker, actor seeks masculine G/BiM, 18-30, w/ similar interests to share Mark Twain, John Irving, laughter & Karma-raderie. 1850

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GWM, 26, ISO FUN &. GOOD TIMES, possible LTR. Me: 6'4", br./br., smoker. You: just plain nice. 1851 ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, FIT GUY, 44, who enjoys life. Interests are outdoors, waterskiing, sailing, hiking, biking, travel, good food & wine. ISO in-shape guy, 25-45, for friendship, adventures and possibly more. 1807 BURLINGTON & RUTLAND AREA, BiWM, 46, 5*10", 185 lbs., clean and discreet, seeks other men, 18-50, for good times at my place. No head games. 1828

BiWM, 40, 5'7". 150 LBS., SEEKING BiBM for erotic encounters. Does sugar and spice sound good to you? I think I saw you in a video and want to meet you. 1995 GWM, 25, ISO MEN WHO ENJOY photography and/or hockey, camping, hiking, traveling, animals. Not interested in relationship or encounters, just connecting with men of similar interests. Burlington 81 beyond. 1996 CENTRAL/SOUTHERN AREA MALE SEEKS Bi/straight male, very discreet, no commitment/relationship. Uniform preferred, but not necessary. Age/looks unimportant. I'm 51, 6', 195 lbs., clean 81 dis-

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GWM, 49, 6*2", 228 LBS., LOOKING for a chubby or larger NS GWM for fun, friendship and maybe LTR. Can you handle a real chubby chaser? 1831

TALL, HANDSOME WM, MUSCULAR, well-built, seeks attractive F, any age, who has yet to live out her fantasies. Discretion assured. Let's talk. 1994

Bi-CURIOUS WM, 38, 5'5", 140 LBS., professional, NS, first-timer, clean & healthy, seeks other BiWM, 20-40, for discreet encounters. 1945

BICURIOUS MaWM SEEKS SECURE, MaCU for discreet, adult encounters. Professional, NS/ND, clean 81 healthy. You be same. 1997

CTRL VT MaBiM, 38, ATHLETIC OUTdoorsman with sense of humor, seeks in-shape friend who appreciates great legs and the wilds of VT. 1955 WM, 30, 5'io", 170 LBS., SEARCHING for a fun, attractive man, 27-33. I hike, blade, ski & work out. What do you do? If you fit the bill, call. 1978

BiWMACU SEEKING BiBM. We are very eager, curious, intrigued and excited about meeting you and adding a little color and excitement to our lives. 1934

CURIOUS CABIN BOY. WM SEEKING single or couples to fulfill a fantasy. 18, shaggy brown hair, fun, cute, sort of shy, but craving a good time. Glum bum, discreet. 1935

WILLING TO SERVE. SWM, 40, ISO Fs, any age. Hobbies include nude housecleaning, cooking, nude lawn work, swimming, videos 81 exhibitionism. Not shy, enjoy performing 81 having photo taken, very keen to serve. Will try light domination, or just show it off. 1913

TIRED OF GUYS W/ GAY PRIDE WHO ARE cowards in relationship with a real man. Cute, fit, active, 39, ISO fun-loving buddy, any race, 22-42, be healthy 81 discreet. 1896

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SINGLE-PARENT DAD, 51, ENGINEER, having fun, but need someone special for myself. She's hopefully slender, tall or petite, an independent thinker who enjoys humor and verbal jousting. Age open. 1826 LOVELY LADY, I WILL TREAT YOU SWEETLY. Val Kilmar look-a-Iike, 26, enjoys outdoors, movies, Dave Matthews 81 slow dancing. ISO slender, attractive, affectionate, 20-26, goddess for friendship and possible LTR. 1849

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RED SQUARE, 7/19 & 8/3: Dark-haired beauty dressed in black. 1st time, you were with someone, 2nd time, I was. You were inside, I was outside. Our eyes met. Would like to share silence, bask in your smile. 1975

SWM, 29. NIGHT OWL, 2ND & 3RDshifter, musician, many interests. Seeking fellow insomniacs to hang out and have fun. No sexual motives, just looking for friends, M or F. 1830. INTIMATE MASSAGE. Incredible massage for women any age, size, etc. Enjoy your body as never before in the hands of this skilled, mature, tall, blond M. Take it to an intensity never imagined possible. 1834

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MNT. WOMAN, MULTIFARIOUS AS THE earth, free as the wind, undauntable, uninhibited, youthful, healthy, naturally attractive DWF, 49, ND, ISO kindred spirit, shared awareness. Focus: LTR w/ S/DWM, 40+, ND. Box 322

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HOLE IN ONE Attractive, fit, 4oish DWPF seeks M willing to assist novice golfer. He is over 45, younger than 63, responsible, secure, not stuck in sand traps. A love for life. Box 310

SWPM, LATE 30S, 5 ' n " , ATHLETIC, welleducated, wide range of interests including art, literature, hiking, fishing, tennis, ISO fun, attractive, kind-hearted woman, 25-40. Friendship 1st. Box 306 WM, 40S, SEEKS CRAZY LADY WHO will join me in answering "couples" ads. Discretion, cleanliness assured. Box 312 MOUNTAIN BIKING, TOURING, CRUISING! Have bicycles to cover it all! Let's go for a ride! Honest, caring, NS, ND, NA SWM, 34, looking for a LTR! Seeking SF, 20S-30S! Box 308

DWM, 40S, TALL, BROWN/BLUE, ISO shy, calm, courageous other half. Your aesthetics are gracious and orderly, but original. Smoldering interest in a private, ambitious, skilled man with engaging intellect. Box 327

TIRED OF BEING ALONE? ME TOO! Attractive SWF, 49, full-figured, educated, ISO WM, 44-60, to share music, dancing, outdoors, quiet evenings, cuddling, LTR. You won't regret responding. Box 320

I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME yours...photo, that is. DWM, mid-40S, tall, fit, lover of nature, travel, the arts and new experiences ISO similar F (age unimportant). Box 324

ITS ALL RELATIVE. Important to me: honesty, sensitivity, artistic, sense of humor, intelligence, spontaneity, Enya, pasta, daisies, friends, depth. ISO LTR w/ similar NS, 40-50. 2 out of 3 ain't bad. 5'8", 137 lbs. Box 314

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TAKE A HIKE! SWM, 32, FIT, SEEKS outdoor adventure in VT on sunny Saturdays, indoors on rainy ones! Seeks fun, intelligent, attractive, fit, 1840. Let's get lost in the woods together! Box 3 3 2

VIBRANT, WARM, ADVENTUROUS SWF, 1. The earth is a source of my spirituality & sustenance; happiest when outdoors, gardening, hiking, biking, kayaking, canoeing. Seeking best friend and partner, 35-45. Box 319

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MIDLIFE CRISIS AT 30. NOT TERRIBLY outgoing or gorgeous, but still nice, Burlington GWM, br./bl., 5 ' n " , professional w/ wacky hours, NS, light drinker, masculine (I think), adventurous and fun. Likes travelling, photography, art, working out (not a gym bunny) and chilling out. Sincerity, compassion a must. Not into head cases or games. Would love to find a summer soulmate, but will gladly settle for good friendships. Box 321

EVERYONE WELCOME. MaBiWM, 40S, discreet, clean, passionate, seeking adult fun —age, race, weight no problem. Ma & queen-size W welcome. Bi & Bi-curious M looking for safe times. Box 325

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