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If all the world's a stage, what's your role? Stage manager. The play Our Town comes to mind. — Bill Mitchell Assistant to

Mayor Peter Clavelle Burlington My role would probably be to become big and famous and make a lot of people happy. — Chelsea Condos College student South Burlington

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T H E RIGHT N O T TO READ It is a mystery to me why people such as Ian Robertson continue to read columns written by journalists they find "infantile, vicious and shallow" [Weekly Mail, September 1]. Is it just so they can pen lengthy letters to the editor to show everyone how smart they are? I find Howard Stern quite offensive, vulgar and downright repulsive. So I choose to not listen to his radio show. Perhaps Mr. Robertson does not realize that he has the right to not read Peter Freyne's column. Maybe someone should tell him. At any rate, he clearly has too much time on his hands. Thank you for listening to my ranting. — Beth Glaspie Essex Junction

able to deal with this, if they can deal with the violence of the usual wars, murders and natural disasters that they see on the news. I hope that parents can teach their children to cope with the realities of the world, rather than simply shield them and hope that the world changes before they grow up. The freedom of expression is a wonderful thing. It would be horrible if we sterilized our discourse to a level that would present no confusing messages to small children. — Christopher Staffa Underhill

lined the roads and cheered us on despite the foul weather. Even the people in vehicles, who were held up by our passing, applauded and cheered. It was a communal event that has become a highlight of the summer for the locals. When we arrived in Montpelier, State Street had been blocked off to provide parking for all the motocycles, and we filled both sides and the middle. Ben & Jerrys provided ice cream lor all once again. The riders brought the toys to the children being treated for burns in the Burn Treatment Hospitals in Boston, Springfield and Montreal. Channel 5 covered the event; no WCAX or Free Press coverage. They don't do "biker stuff." Even Helen Riehle showed up for this photo op. So what's the scoop? Bad pun, bad coverage, or lack of it on your part! If this isn't news ol human interest, you people should seek some other career. Montpelier seems to be Freyne's beat, maybe there just wasn't enough muck to rake in this story.

N O T ENOUGH MUCK? Peter Freyne, your self-appointed caster of stones, takes great delight in abusing all the other media in the area for not reporting what he considers to be news that would be of interest to your readers. What constitutes a "good story?" At least by your standards? On August 21, over 600 motorcyclists joined together with the Shriners to celebrate "Christmas in August" for the 14th year. The weather was miserable, but that didn't deter these riders from all over Vermont, and some from as far as Kentucky, in celebrating this event. It was wonderful; as ususal the police blocked off part of 1-89, as well as the road from Barre to Montpelier. The local populace

N O CENSORSHIP Please do not censor your comic strips. While some may find the use of "fucking" in Ethan Green offensive ["The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green," August 25], it probably will not confuse an eight-year-old, nor cause any lasting harm unless parents hit their children when they repeat the word. The often overt violence of "Story Minute" will probably be more troubling to kids, but I think parents should be

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Bernie Meets Castro! Jeffords on Drugs! Hell of a week so far. Under dark and gloomy skies, the Vermont G O P hit the fairway in their very first $ 1000-a-head golfing fundraiser, Bernie Sanders finally met eyeball-to-eyeball with Castro, and Jim Jeffords publicly admitted he's on drugs! According to the Vermont GOP's national committeeman, Skip Vallee, about 70 Republican hackers, er, golfers, whacked their little balls around Green Mountain National in Waterbury Tuesday. Despite the dreary weather, Vallee said the state party would raise around $80,000, before expenses. Skipper, Vermont's gas station guru (he operates the chain of Mobil Maplefield's mini-marts), was hustling golf tickets at a grand apiece, but apparently a sliding scale was invoked. We spoke with several G O P hackers who refused to pony up anything close to Vallee's "suggested price." Vallee told Seven Days that heavy hitters, like Rich Tarrant of IDX and Ken Squier of Thunder Road and Radio Vermont fame, pitched in a couple grand apiece even though they didn't participate. Nice to know some Republicans actually had to work on a Tuesday. And Skipper and company Y finally had something to crow about Tuesday. While they pitched and putted 'round the course, the left-wing socialist they love to hate — Independent Congressman .Bernie Sanders — was finally meeting face-to-face with Castro! Gotcha, Bernie. Cat's out of the bag. Caught "red"-handed at last! Unfortunately for Vallee and crew, Bernies meeting was with Ida Castro, not Fidel Castro. Ida chairs the federal Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. OP Bernardo led a delegation in to see Castro Tuesday afternoon on the hot-button issue of the American workplace — corporate Americas sleazy new "cash balance" pension plans that have wiped away the retirement savings of a generation of loyal, hard-working baby boomers. In the process, tens of thousands of middleclass Americans who always showed up for work, gave their best and never rocked the boat, have suddenly wakened to the downside of plantation life in the Land of the Blue Chips, where CEOs like Lou Gerstner call all the shots. OP Bernardo's congressional posse wants the government to reverse the pension switcheroos of IBM and others because they blatantly violate the nation's age-discrimination laws. In this case, it's age discrimination against the mid-level, middleclass folks with 15 to 25 years of loyal service to the corporation, and kids in college. (Apologies to G O P state chair Patrick Garahan, but PBS' "News Hour" interviewed Sanders Friday on the pension scam for broadcast this week.)

Sanders' Town Meeting, IBM's Lord of Lords, Lou Gerstner, has declined Jeffords' invitation to participate. Instead, the Godfather of Big Blue is sending Tom Bouchard, a senior vice president for human resources, to testify. IRS legal counsel Stuart Brown will also testify. And several Vermonters from IBM Essex Junction are also on the list. You gotta wonder, with Jeffords of Rutland finally following Bernie of Burlington into the pension ripoff national media spotlight, will the Rutland Herald continue to downplay the story? Jeffords was back in Chittenden County Monday trying to grab a little of Sanders' spotlight on another issue that's raging these days — the prescription drug rip-off. Though his press conference was well-orchestrated, it was more about style than substance. Jeezum Jim used the tiny pharmacy in the professional building at Fanny Allen in Colchester for the backdrop, along with three advocates for the elderly who regularly appear on the Sanders press conference circuit as props. Jeffords announced his proposal to provide free prescription drugs to senior households with incomes under $22,000. It was such a transparent, knee-jerk proposal that even WGOP, er, sorry, WCAX, buried the story.

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O n the way in, however, Jeezum Jim was buttonholed by a customer departing the drug store with his prescription in a paper bag. Keith Blake, of Essex Junction, provided Vermont's junior senator with an up-close and personal example of the impact of pharmaceutical corporate greed. In the paper bag, he said, was his weekly prescription costing $150. You do the math.

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Tuesday, a story on the Dow Jones wire zeroed in on the political subtext: The current controversy also has a political dimension because speculation is rampant that Sanders, a political maverick who is highly popular in Vermont, may challenge Jeffords for his Senate seat in next year's elections. Jeffords, a moderate Republican, is considered vulnerable and the Senate GOP leadership is worried about his chances of survival. Sanders, who hasn't yet announced his intentions, quickly assumed a leadership role on the cash-balance conversion controversy, leaving Jeffords in a catch-up position on what has become a very high-profile issue in Vermont. Don't write off Jeezum Jim too early. The IBM pension issue is due to fall right into Chairman Jeffords' lap next Tuesday when the Senate Health Education, Labor and Pensions Committee holds a hearing on the matter. As was the case with

"I happen to have Crohn's disease," said Blake. "I'm disabled and this is a med that I can't go without." He said the pharmaceutical companies "are charging way, way too much money. They get paid by the government to run tests to come up with different meds, and then when they do, they put a high price on it. They're getting big pocketbooks while normal people like me are going broke." Later Jeffords told Seven Days he, too, is on a prescription drug regimen. He takes Celebrex, he said, for back pain resulting from a car accident injury two years ago. At least he's got good coverage. Jeezum Jim's health plan, he said, picks up the whole tab. Nice. Media Notes — You may have noticed an improvement in The Burlington Free Press Capitol Hill coverage of late. That's a direct result of the work of Erin Kelly, who covers Vermont's congressional delegation for the Gannett News Service. Erin's a southern California native. She was a metro reporter at the Orange County Register for eight years before signing on with Gannett in 1994. "I love Burlington. I was up there in May and could have stayed much longer," she told Seven Days. "Beats the heck out of summertime in D.C."

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T h e Warrawong shopping mall in New South Wales, Australia, said it has successfully discouraged teen-agers from loitering by repeatedly playing Bing Crosbys 1938 hit "My Heart Is Taking Lessons" at the mall entrance and using pink fluorescent lights that highlight pimples. • In Fort Lupton, Colorado, Municipal Judge Paul Sacco began sentencing violators of the town's noise ordinance to meet once a month to listen to music they don't like. Since most of the violators are teen-agers who play their car stereos too loudly, the court's play list includes classical selections, as well as popular numbers by Wayne Newton, Dean Martin, Tony Orlando and Dawn, Henry Mancini, John Denver, Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Roger Whitaker and Jerry Vail. T h e worst selection was the "Barney" theme song, said Ryan Bowles, 21, adding, "If you laugh, they cite you for contempt."

Four men toting machine guns overpowered guards at a jail in Tremembe, Brazil, broke into the low-security facility and stole $28,000 that the 416 prisoners had earned doing jobs inside and outside the jail. "Bandits robbing convicts is just appalling," jail director Carlos Corade said. "There are no more values left among them."

• British tomato growers who used to hire people or use machines to shake plants to increase pollination found they get better results by blasting them with loud music. "Music with a strong beat is best," said Alan Parker of the Tomato Growers' Association.

Dump Welfare, Save Lives A new study links the deaths of poor Americans to the arrival of government benefit checks. Researchers from the University of California at San Diego found more homicides and deaths from accidents and substance abuse occur in the first week of the month than in the last week, especially among nonwhite, poor people who use drugs and alcohol. Sociologist David P. Phillips, the study's lead author, blamed the rise in deaths on the government's system of distributing welfare, Social Security and veterans' benefits at the start of the month.

Second-Amendment Folly A 36-year-old Washington, D.C., police officer found what he thought was his roommate's pager, but when he tried to turn it on by pushing a button, the device fired a bullet that went

through his hand and hit his shoulder. Investigators said the roommate, who is also a D.C. police officer, used the fake pager to conceal a small .22-caliber gun.

Be Seated A tumble-down public lavatory in London was sold at auction for $121,900. The London Evening Standard reported the buyer plans to convert the building in the Hackney district into two apartments. • Tokyo fire officials warned that toilets equipped with heated seats and automated warm-water bidets have caused at least four fires this year, all in models of the "Washlet" toilet found in 40 percent of Japanese homes. Leaking water and worn-out wiring were blamed. A spokesman for toilet maker Toto, which introduced the Washlet two decades ago, said not all older models are dangerous, but cautioned that the devices were good for only about 10 years of use and should be replaced at the first sign of trouble.

Neck Biter To encourage people to become blood donors, Germany's Red Cross said it has enlisted the help of the last surviving relative of C o u n t Dracula. Count Ottomar

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Rudolphe Vlad Dracul Prince Kretzulesco, 53, who lives in a crumbling castle outside Berlin, agreed to attend special showings of vampire movies for blood donors and to host a party at his castle, where people can donate blood.

ed: Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor's size 81/2s fit Rebecca DenHartigh "perfectly," the girl said, but jazz trumpeter Wynton Marsalis' size 9s were five sizes too small for William Karsten.

North of the Border Playing Footsies Thieves broke into a shoe store in Medellin, Colombia, and made off with 756 shoes, valued at $16,583. All were for right feet. T h e matching left shoes were locked in a storeroom. "That merchandise is now completely useless," store manager Jorge Hincapie said. " W h o is going to buy a shoe for just one foot?" • Twenty-five seventh graders at East Christian School in Kalamazoo, Michigan, were assigned to choose role models, write a paper about them and send it to them, along with a request for a pair of their shoes. "I was hoping this would give the students the opportunity to walk in someone's shoes and imagine what it would be like to be that person," language arts teacher Cindy Broekhuizen said. Only two role models respond-

Canadian television evangelist William Thiessen declared that his prayers had been answered when gold fillings miraculously appeared in his mouth. After his dentist pointed out that he was the one who had filled the teeth, Thiessen changed his story and said, "I now tell people to please check their dental records before they declare a miracle."

Red Means Go A rash of fatal carjackings and robberies prompted officials in Rio de Janeiro to grant drivers permission to run red lights at night. "You won't be fined if you go through a red light from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m.," traffic department spokesperson Ivan Lima Alves said. "This is our way of dealing with the growing number of holdups at stoplights." ®

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is. I know I can't remember the first eight or 10 chapters, when Isadora and I were still young. This is not to mention the many years she haunted me before I wrote a single W o r d . Many obstacles have been strewn in my path, etc., etc., but the truth is I signed the contract for Isadora in 1992* which is a

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And that's not all. Inside, Ms. Blume urges me to "keep up the good work," and even extends her warm greetings to my partner, John. "A thousand, thousand pardons," she writes. "I had no idea how difficult it is being you." Well, bless your heart, Ms. Blume! I was so mistaken about this nice lady that I've begun to question all my assumptions. Laugh if you want, but the world has changed a lot since I was part of it. I've been holed up in this study writing about Isadora Duncan for so long I can barely remember who she

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ou can forget about getting dragged to another £ of thosg skw- , moving modern dance events this year. There h any. in the mood for movement — and I don't pe3estrian stuff. Classical ballet fans can try the newly formed Moscow City Ballet (Flynr^ Otherwise, it's a season of high-energy, dramatic, Hat-out dance that will make you want to leap out of your seat and Dance as an intellectual pursuit has taken a back seat to strength appeal of Tap Dogs (Flynn, Dee, 17), back by popular a second showing in Burlington. Lik§ Stamp, this Australian-m tion plays up the percussive side tap dancing and squashes cratic image of a fleet-footed Fred Astajre with a steel-toed wo The burly blokes dance up a storm wh% ramps, girders and scaffolding that becomes i coal-and-steel town of Newcastle, choreograp show to the Los Angeles Times as "rough and r with an Australian flavor ro it." You might just want a p or a vegemite sandwicf The tough-guy tren e worst thing to happen convincini counters the sissy stereo to move like a ballerina end, the Lyon Opera Carmen (Hopkins Cen 5 & 6) is rolling out d fiery female protago. e been employed at a No doubt Swed^h ch Mats Ek found the prop m irresisribl symbol of sexual power after the creative exploits of Bill Clinton, on stage, with their legs apart, and of the music, It irector Margaret d women and men in Bizet score -— from the bold : by Bill T. Jones, Mark Morris, too. The latest Hop, April 7 & 8). Of all "Piazzplla * a former swimthe danceHis dancers ran like vaulters mer, was al exuberant abanand hurl© ement was earthdon, wi bound. His "tango: ian accordion sounds of Astor Piazzoll rding to New York Times dance crit in her 1997 review of th world premiere r for "delivering the essence of the tj ig it,., What macho dweller of an earlier 20th-century sub Buenos Aires would dance the tango like a high-flying Ta; ancer running through space, arms swinging or hunched a gargoyle?" She describes one daring duet, in which the dancers appilito be attached at the forehead, as a "high-style slam dance," Doug Varone and Dancers (Flynn, Feb, 5) would be right at home in

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BY ERIK ESCKILSEN f all the catastrophes predicted for the new millennium, the return of the British Empire hasn't come up. Until now. A look at the upcoming year in theater — assuming the power doesn't go out for good, come Y2K — shows that all the Green Mountain world's a British stage. Well, a lot of it, anyway. Blame it on Shakespeare. He had to go and get named Man of the Millennium in a BBC Radio Channel 4 poll. And they wouldn't put it on the radio if it weren't true, would they? You might be saying, it figures the Brits would pick him. But, difficult as it may be to admit, this time they've won. Shakespeare is going to be huge this season. In fact, he's already settled in. This summer saw a Vermont Stage Company Production of The Tempest, a Weston Playhouse Theatre Company production of Twelfth Night and a Champlain Arts Theatre Company crack at Macbeth that redefined the term "poetic license." I take that back. White River Junction-based Northern Stage's current run of A Midsummer Night's Dream (Briggs Opera House, Sept. 9-26) — set in a Prohibition-era Harlem speakeasy — is the one that might make the Bard turn over in his grave. With the help of medievalist and costume designer Kenneth Anders and New York's Riverside Shakespeare Company executive director Ann Harvey, Montpelier's Lost Nation Theater mounts a more historically accurate version of the history play Richard III (Sept. 23 - Oct. 10) at their City Hall Arts Center venue. If, when the curtain goes up, the stage isn't jumping with Elizabethan men in tights and codpieces, then at least someone will be speaking in a highfalutin British accent. The recent popularity of Shakespeare in Lave and its co-writer Tom Stoppard deserve some credit for offering what one NPR commentator called Shakespeare's "highlight reel." Irish dramatists have also been in vogue lately — in Vermont as well as on Broadway and the silver screen. So, if Shakespeare is the Man of the Millennium, then the Character of the Millennium would have to be King Lear. At least Champlain College Director ofTheater Don Rowe thought so when he picked the play and cast himself in the title role (Alumni Auditorium, Nov. 11-13, 19 &C 20). Rowe will direct and star in the tale of an aging King of England who descends into madness amidst betrayal and political intrigue. But Rowe's own future looks secure. Developments at the college — especially the increase in students staying on to complete four-year degrees — have bolstered his fledgling drama program. King Lear will return to town — with London's acclaimed Aquila Theatre — when the University of Vermont's George Bishop Lane Series stages a production (Flynn Theatre, April 11). According to series manager Natalie Neuert, the relationship with Aquila — a troupe trained at some of England's most prestigious theater academies — is a good fit with the series' commitment to classical theater, During their residency, Aquila will also pay theatrical credit where its really due in their staging of Greek dramatist Sophocles' Oedipus the King (Flynn, April 12) — the tale of a man battling fate on a quest for identity and immortality. St, Michael's College also pays homage with Euripides' The Bacchae (McCarthy

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f summer '98 was the season of The Flood — in which nearly every outdoor concert or festival got rained out — this one will go down in history as both the Summer of The Drought and the Summer In Which Nobody Tried Anything New. Ben & Jerrys One World One Heart, the Vermont Reggae Festival and a few other stalwarts were right on schedule — not to mention hot and dry. But absent were any efforts from out-of-state promoters, and All Points Booking and Magic Hat decided not to turn on the light at Charlotte's Old Lantern, site of a concert series the two previous summers. Happily, Mother Nature is of little concern to presenters with a roof over their heads — The Flynn Theatre, the Onion River Arts Council, the Hopkins Center and Middlebury College among them. Oh, sure, performers can drive into snowbanks, and a storm might blow out the power mid-song. But even the weather is less capricious than the ticket-buying public can be. That's why it's always of interest to pore over programs for the new performing arts season: Those glossy brochures hold clues to both what presenters think the public will like and pay for, and what is currently touring these United States — or at least our corner of it. As usual, the season promises an array of musical talent mostly in the rootsy vein — indigenous traditions from bluegrass to salsa to jazz to klezmer to drumming — from cultures all over the world. Well, not all over: There's a conspicuous lack of Australian punkpolka from the outback and juggling Gregorian chanters from Kurdistan. Oh, well. Maybe next year. What is coming, though, will surely keep most of the music fans happy at least some

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aul Zaloom doesn't take kindly to the notion that his art has a message. "I'm not Western Union," he demurs, speaking by phone from Los Angeles, where he lives when he's not in Vermont. "I'm not passing notes around." Semantics aside, in Zalooms upcoming performances — an adult-oriented live animation piece tentatively titled "Slumberyard" (Onion River Arts Council, Barre Opera House, Sept. 27), and the more kid-friendly "Beakman Live" (Hopkins Center, Sept. 28) — hokey special effects and twisted comedy are enlisted to enlighten audiences even as they entertain. And Zalooms not the only one. For patrons who prefer the iconoclastic to the classical, and the bizarre to the baroque, this years season is chockfull of one-of-a-kind appearances in which glitz, gore or guffaws dress up dead-serious intent. Zaloom, who proudly describes himself as "a mutant

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arketing hooks are few and far between in the world of classical, or "art" music. So performing arts presenters do what they can — as parodied at a recent conference recalled by Hopkins Center Director of Programming Margaret Lawrence. "You'll love our Hubba Hubba Haydn series. All of our performers have long legs and spaghetti straps." Glamorous German violinist Anne-Sophie Mutter (Feb. 19) will certainly live up to that sales pitch, but she's playing Stravinsky, Ravel, Respighi and Part in her rare Hop performance. Despite the occasional diva, and three steamy operas bound for Burlington, classical music still lives largely in the black-and-white land of batons and bow ties. Luckily, though, history is on its side. Drawing on six centuries of material, written by mostly dead composers, any given year is always the anniversary of something. This year it's the 250th anniversary of Bach's death — good enough reason for a fugue or two or 11. Chopin is also front and center, for dying exactly 150 years ago. Copland — a relative youngster in this company — is being feted for his birth in 1900. "Of course we are celebrating these composers all the time," says Lawrence, "but the anniversaries give us an excuse to organize special activities. If the result is we get to hear the music in a deeper way, within a framework, I'm all for it." So is music theorist Edward Aldwell, whom Lawrence describes as 11 the Bach pianist, period." After ,

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PAUL ZALOOM strain that escaped from the Bread and Puppet laboratory," was doing "other" long before it was recognized as a legitimate genre. Zaloom is known to the world as the nutty-professor host of "Beakman's World," the Emmy-nominated kids' show that ran six seasons on CBS-TV and has been adapted for the stage show at the Hopkins Center at Dartmouth College. The idea of the program is to "make people laugh and teach children about science," Zaloom savs. At the Barre performance, audiences will see the edgier, farther-off-the-wall side of the artist, who attended Goddard College and served for years as ringmaster of the Bread and Puppet Circus. Billed as a "solo-puppet performance" —- Zalooms tenth — "Slumberyard" is actually a low-tech, high-kitsch extravaganza in which the performer uses an old overhead projector, a collection of found objects and a series of specially commissioned black-velvet paintings to tell a manic, surreal tale involving, among other things, Hollywood, wastefulness, the 2000 Republican National Convention and dentists. One vignette uses a black-velvet painting of the Last Supper commissioned from the same artist who created Rob Zombie's latest video. "It's my 33rd birthday and I'm radiant," Zaloom expounds. "Everyone wants to sit next to me. We're having brunch — one of those all-you-can-eat things — and we've eaten all the food in the world. I really want to do something about food waste, how casual we are about food waste and how much that irritates me." Another issue that sticks in Zalooms craw — and finds its way into his current piece — is how people waste water. He makes his point using a pair of tubes — one toilet paper, one test. A message? For sure. But delivered with enough bad taste and good humor to go down nice and easy. "I'm basically a full-on panderer," Zaloom acknowledges. "I want people to laugh. But I want them to laugh about tbip^gs t ^ t

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Bach stock this season. Acting conductor Jamie Laredo will play a mean Double Violin Concerto with fellow fiddler Malcolme Lowe at the Flynn (March 10 & 11). It's the first time we'll see Laredo on the podium, too, after a busy summer at Hunter Park in Manchester. Although he is sitting out the first three Flynn concerts, and the "Made in Vermont" fall tour, Laredo is expected to have a more permanent-sounding job title by spring. That may be good news for Bach fans. Laredo prefers German, Austrian and Italian composers over the British ones favored by his predecessor, Kate Tamarkin, making him more of a "traditionalist," according to symphony director Alan Jordan. But this year in particular Laredo seems to be taking a special interest in American musicmakers. Along with the Bach and Beethoven, he's got Barber booked. Otherwise, it's all about Aaron Copland.

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wowing Middlebury audiences several years ago, he is bach, er, back, playing "Fugues and Suites" (Hop, Jan. 11) and "Goldberg Variations" (Lane Series, March 29). Both are excellent opportunities to hear the inner workings of Bach — endless variations on a musical theme played out to its fullest potential. "Anal," confirms Lane Series director Jane Ambrose, who is teaching a course on the prolific Baroque master. Ironically, the Lane Series is also presenting "The Fugues," but with the Keller String Quartet (Recital Hall, April 5) — no small feat considering Bach didn't give any instrumentation for the piece. The Western Brass Quintet is doing fugual selections for the Vermont Mozart Festival on October 15. Middlebury is going for the Goldberg, with Garrick Ohlsson at the piano (April 16). Two days later, Ohlsson plays Liszt, Chopin and Bach at the Hop. Repetition? Bach would call it a thorough study of the subject. All that piano — and we haven't even started to talk about Chopin tributes — may find you yearning for the soothing sound of strings. Matt Haimovitz is performing all of J.S. Bach's unaccompanied cello suites in an intimate, three-hour-plus concert (Hop, Jan. 9) — a massive undertaking that he will thereafter export overseas, on a concert tour of Europe. The Vermont Symphony Orchestra is also buying

ou can count on an early "Appalachian Spring" this year. In January, symphonies all over the States will start celebrating a quintessential American composer born a century ago in Brooklyn. Vermont starts things off with Copland's "Old American Songs" (VSO, Jan. 28 & 29). Five months later, "You can sit back, close your eyes and think of all those sweeping fields of grain," Jordan says of the Tender Land Suite (May 12 and 13). "It is very Americana — expansive, beautiful and lush." Until The Second Hurricane blows through — Copland's seldom-heard opera will be performed by the Middlebury College department of music on January 26. In the '30s, Copland strove to "reconnect his music with the concerns of everyday life in America," according to the concert brochure, with "a message of community spirit and cooperation in the face of natural disaster." Middlebury College is charging Depression-era prices for that one — it's free. The top ticket price for The Magic Flute, on the other hand, is 51 bucks (Lane, Feb. 25). That may seem like a lot if you're buying more than one, but it's still a bargain

compared to what you pay in New York. The Lane Series is presenting three operas in Burlington this year — no doubt a sign of the booming economy Going mobile means moving monumental sets, big egos and, in the case of all three shows, a full-scale orchestra. It's a maiden voyage to Vermont for Teatro Lirico D'Europa, the Italian opera company performing Turnadot— Puccini's final, and some say finest, opera (March 22). Set in Peking, it tells of an eligible emperor's daughter whose suitors must answer three riddles — or die. The lighter Barber of Seville, performed by the New York City Opera (April 17), takes a lighter look at romantic love. Ditto The Magic Flute, which will be sung in English. "With a little bit of advance work, any child should be able to understand it," Ambrose says. The Shanghai Kunju Opera Theater might be a bit more challenging (Hop, Feb. 1), but you can always watch the gymnastics. Like the Peking Opera, this Chinese troupe uses highly stylized music and movement to tell ancient stories in the Asian operatic tradition. Interestingly, "The Peony Pavilion" is one of them — the very same story upon which Chinese theater artist Chen Shi-Zheng based his last controversial work. His new piece, Forgiveness, is coming to the Flynn March 18. Asian art is all over Vermont this year, from the Japanese dance-theater piece Pappa Tarahumara (Hop, Sept. 23 & 24; Middlebury, Sept. 26 & 27) to "Music from China" — a six-member ensemble of virtuoso musicians who mix classical Chinese tunes with ultra-contemporary compositions (Hop, Oct. 19). This may be the influence of the Freeman Foundation, which makes funds available for such programs, oi; of "diverse students having access to classical music instruction," as Lawrence suggests. Either way, the days of the all-white male string quartet — and piano trio — are over.

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Dianne Reeves and saxophonist Joe Lovano (Flynn, Oct. 9). Music shows its most foreign roots in sounds from the other hemisphere: the trance-inducing Sufi Music of Pakistan with Mehr and Sher Ali (Middlebury, Oct. 6), and the equally mesmerizing thunder of Koreas SamulNori (Flynn, May 3) — the four-piece percussion band is as compelling visually as it is aurally. Of course, there are also a few curveballs ahead: With The Bobs come a relatively unknown nowgeneration handful called F'loom. The New York trio combines vocal gymnastics with a post-modern

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sion." Forget politics; these guys are here to par-ftr. Only slightly less fiery is the remarkable pairing of Peruvian vocalist Susana Baca and beloved Angolan singer Waldemar Bastos (Hop, Oct. 30), who share African cross-fertilized roots and passionate pop sensibilities. South America sends up two of its most famous classical guitarists, the Assad Brothers (Flynn, March 31) — Sergio and Odair, from Brazil. The duo play contemporary music in a classical style, if that means anything — it does to composers worldwide who have written pieces for them. The brothers will also give a master class while in Burlington. But as good as the Assads are, they may not have much over the players at the Lane Series season opener, the International Guitar Night (Ira Allen Chapel, Oct. 15), featuring Americans Brian Gore and Windham Hill icon Alex De Grassi, Spanish Nuevo Flamenco master Gerardo Nunez and AfroBrazilian jazz great Paulo Bellinati. From not-so-far-south of the border come passions of a different order. New York poet-performance artist Sekou Sundiata (Hop, Jan. 22) weaves his smoky baritone through the urban-cool jazz of his seven-piece Rock of Edges Band. From New York, too, comes the Harlem Spiritual Ensemble (Hop, April 25), whose revival of Negro spirituals reaches operatic heights and plumbs emotional depths. That old-time religion gets another boost from the mighty Campbell Brothers, performing sacred-steel gospel with the powerhouse singer Katie Jackson (Flynn, Feb. 12). No slouch in the soul department, the cult-fave Geoff Muldaur opens that show with a virtuosic display of blue-eyed blues.

f Latin lovers have a heat advantage, northerners have done their part to compensate for lousy weather. The proof will be on local stages this winter with musical offerings from FrenchCanadian, Irish, Eastern European and American traditions. The Lane Series gets a blue ribbon for bringing back the Quebe^ois-Cajun gumbo of Ad Vielle Que Pourra (Feb. 11) — packing hurdy-gurdies, accordions, bagpipes and more, they were a hit at the Champlain Valley Folk Festival. The Lane (co-presenting with the Flynn) also scored with Altan on St. Paddys Day, 2000. One of the most highly touted, and best loved, groups from the Old Country, Altan features the pure soprano of singer Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh and some ferocious fiddling. The Irish-American Solas

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offerings will be a similar mix in the winter and spring as they are this fall. APB, which works with New p Jersey's Metropolitan Entertainment and rents the Flynn or Memorial Auditorium in Burlington, seems to favor reliable rock or roots artists — Robert Cray was just

Los Van Van is actually an olio of jazz, rock and Caribbean textures — what Malina calls a "joyous rhythmic propulsion." Forget politics; these guys are here to par-tee. here; Keb'Mo' (Oct. 24), and a consortium of newgrass greats including Bela Fleck (Oct. 18), are coming up. Then there's the occasional "other," like, oh, say, a particular Brillo-haired Texas twanger who may soon be announced. While Club Metronome has been rejuvenated by new owners Jack O'Brien and Mark Gauthier of Red Square, it will continue to

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it is clearly the coin of the realm in a number of more contemporary British works. Before you can say "Tom Stoppard," it's out to Waking Ned Devine country for the Northern Stage production — and the New England premiere — of Irish playwright Martin McDonagh's The Beauty Queen of Leenane (Briggs, Sept. 30 - Oct. 17). The comic drama about a young rural Irish woman who finally finds love — if only her mother would stay out of the way — bagged four Tony Awards, among other accolades, in 1998 and thrust McDonagh into the spotlight. Northern Stage will go with the flow, and with the play that put Tom Stoppard on the map, when they stage his highbrow riff on Shakespeare's lowly bit players, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead {Nov. 11-28). The Hopkins Center gets into the Irish act with an updated production of the 1916 Emerald Isle chestnut The Whiteheaded Boy (Sept. 30 - Oct. 1). The four mem-, hers of Dublin's Barabbas theater company play 12 characters in this farce about a boy who flunks out

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Continued from page 21 (Hop, May 4-6, 10-13). The production features works by Thornton Wilder, Anton Chekhov and Jean Baptiste Poquelin de Moliere. The Middlebury College Department of Theatre shows a similar impulse to honor the great ones with their fall production of Wilder's classic, Our Town (Studio Theatre, Oct. 28-31). The play returns to the simple way of life in Grovers Corners, New Hampshire, as part of the colleges bicentennial celebration. The student thespians recall another American legend of the theater with a production of Tennessee Williams' A Streetcar Named Desire (Wright Theatre, April 20-23). The Essex Community Players, meanwhile, depart from their standard light fare to stage Arthur Millers second-mostfamous drama, The Crucible, at Memorial Hall in June. Middlebury hosts the Weston Playhouse Theatre Company when they salute American contemporary master Terrence McNally with the regional premiere of his play, Master Class (Concert Hall, Oct. 19). McNally's acclaimed drama finds opera diva Maria Callas voiceless but unbowed as she addresses a Juilliard vocal class with tales of her colorful life and career. Which begs the question: Why has no one chosen a ;. Woman of the Millennium yet? Arguably the first woman playwright of the millennium was Aphra Behn. Middleb honors her achievements with a staging of The Rover (Wright Theatre, Dec. 9-11), also known as The Banish'd Cavalier. A cast of 22 student actors teams up with a couple of alums to mount the bawdy play set in Naples at carnival time, featuring plenty of flirting, cheating, loving, lying and fighting.

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formed two shows last season that other companies have slated for the one to come — the aforementioned Peter Pan and Camelot. The Flynn Theatre trots out the literal war horse about King Arthur, Guinevere and the Knights of the Round Table (March 28). The Lerner and Loewe-scored musical conquered Broadway back in the day. American history repeats itself in music with a production of the Tony Award-winner 1776{Flynn, Jan. 14). The play "makes patriotism reasonable as opposed to treacle," says Malina.

More recent history repeats itself in Burlington-based Theatre Factory's program. The resident troupe at Trinity College may join the band of Burlington thespians looking for a home if the financially troubled college sends them packing in the spring. Meantime, they're set to lead off with Larry Kramer's early AIDS-era drama Normal Heart (Nov. 11-21). Neil Simon's Rumors (Feb. 8-13) provides comic relief in the new year, followed by a reprise of Theatre Factory's debut show, the Lily Tomlin comedy Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe (March 23 - April 2), which the troupe opened with back in March 1994. The kids' show Arkansas Bear will round out the season in June. The Hyde Park Opera House will also ring familiar this season with the Lamoille County Players' annual production of The Sound of Music (Sept. 30 - Oct. 3, 7-10). The community troupe has been staging the musical classic for 21 years now, making it as much a part of autumn as out-of-state license plates poking along the scenic byways. The Players will get mysterious with a late-fall production of Agatha Christie's Mousetrap (Nov. 5-7, 1214, 19-20), in case you didn't see the Q N E K (Queen of the Northeast Kingdom) Productions show at the Haskell Opera House in Derby Line, where they are the resident company. The Winooski Community Players also mix mystery and music with a season that includes a staging of Craig Sodaro's caper, The Beating Heart (Winooski High School, Nov. 11-13) followed by the Robert Frankel musical revue First in Line (Feb. 1719). The group, a collaborative band of community members and area high school students, stages a one-act festival in March. After setting the stage for romance with A.R. Gurney's

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are really serious. The effect should be like ha ha ha — eeeeuuuw..." Audiences whose water awareness is aroused by Zaloom can find out more about how the wet stuff finds its way into our faucets at a more sober solo piece, City Water Tunnel #,3 (Flynn MARTY POTTENGER Theatre, April 8), by carpenterer as "a savage excavation of the performance artist Marty modern psyche," the show tells the Pottenger. Pottenger, whose work tale of a 14-year-old boy gone very, has been compared to that of Pete very bad. "From the darkness Seeger and Studs Terkel, pays come I," Maclvor intones, "a homage to the real $6 billion, 60young man who hacks his father to mile pipe that will eventually condeath limb by limb and tucks the vey water to every resident of New parts into a box labeled some York City. assembly required."' Pottenger has documented the Those looking for somewhat 20-plus-year project through lighter fare can find it at appearvideotapes and interviews with ances by Lily Tomlin (Flynn, Nov. laborers, engineers and bureau30), and David Sedaris (Flynn, crats. On stage, she presents comApril 13). Tomlin performs an passionate impersonations to create updated version of her award-wina series of short stories punctuated ning 1985 Broadway show, The by video footage, construction Search for Signs of Intelligent Life demonstrations and meditations on workers and water. The show is being presented in collaboration with the Northern New England Tradeswomen's Conference. Vermont-New York actor Rusty Dewees offers up a more local tribute to the laborer in his solo performance, The Logger (various dates around the state through November, beginning at Rutland Intermediate School Sept. 17 & 18, 24 & 25). Dressed in a toque, torn jeans and working boots, Dewees uses his muscular, limber body and versatile voice to portray a variety of characters and machines. His patter — delivered in a studied rural-Vermont accent

five-and-a-half-year-old, and Crystal, the hang-gliding quadriplegic. The show will help finance construction of the theaters soon-to-be-built, 150-seat alternative performance space. While Tomlin gets laughs by taking on multiple personalities, all of them fictional, Sedaris' comedy is culled from his own life. The 42-year-old Sedaris, who shared his sardonic vision with book lovers at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington last year, got his start on radio in 1992, when National Public Radio aired his refreshingly cynical yuletide essay, "SantaLand Diaries," based on his harrowing experience as a department store elf. In Naked\ his best-selling collection of autobiographical sketches, an elderly nudist dreams about watching an all-nude version of "Wheel of Fortune." Flynn Artistic Director Arnie Malina promises that Sedaris will offer audiences "iconoclastic, oneof-a-kind, amazing stories that are truly very funny in his one-of-akind voice, which is painful at the same time that it is uproarious." One of the things that makes Sedaris so endearing, despite his acidic attitude towards much of the world, is his willingness to make himself the butt of his own jokes. Ellen DeGeneres (University of Vermont, Oct. 10) shares this ingratiating trait. Though prime-

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time television may not have been ready for DeGeneres' openly queer attitude — "Ellen" was canceled last year — America's favorite lesbian returns to cable next month on If These Walls Could Talk 2, a three-storyfilmin which DeGeneres co-stars as Sharon Stone's significant other. The airing coincides with her Vermont appearance, the kick-off event for UVM's National Coming Out Week. Though the evening is bound to be funny, it will not be a stand-up comedy routine. After speaking about her life and about accepting and celebrating gays, DeGeneres will answer questions from the audience. UVM president Judith Ramaley will introduce DeGeneres, and the Samadhi Singers will perform. Smart money says the Samadhi Singers will serenade the DeGeneres audience with that encouraging GBLTQA anthem from The Wizard of Oz. "Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are." It seems less likely that they'll perform "The Middle-Aged

"1 want people to laugh. But I want

them to laugh about things that are really serious. The effect should be like ha ha ha — eeeeuuuw..." Paul Zaloom — is what Garrison Keillor might sound like if he were less sanctimonious and more backwoods. In the opening bit, which effortlessly incorporates references to fiddleheads, Beanie Babies, "Walker, Texas Ranger" and a kitten on uppers, Dewees tells the sad tale of the day the local marshal arrested him for jacking a decoy deer. "Marshall Burke," he concludes, "is 57 years of age, dating a 16-year-old junior in high school. And I get arrested for shooting a dummy deer. Sometin t'ain't right here." "Sometin' t'ain't right here" is also the theme of Monster (Hop, Jan. 7 & 8), a far darker, multicharacter, one-person drama created by the Toronto company da da

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B A R B A C 0 A , RON W A R D (surf;

punk DJ), Club Metronome, 9:45 p.m. $3. MR. FRENCH (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIQUID (extreme house; DJ Craig Mitchell), Club Extreme, 9 p.m. NC.

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RENTLY N A M E L E S S (groove

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rock), Club Metronome, 9:45 p.m. $4.

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VIBROKINGS (rock), R e d

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Culture on the Skids ups the ante with its trailer-park brand of regional rock.

ROLLA ( h i p - h o p / r e g g a e ) ,

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Rasputin's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

H E R B A N LEGENDZ ( h i p - h o p ;

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Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), Tavern, Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim's Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. SM0KIN' GUN (rock), Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. $2.

CLYDE STATS (jazz),

Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED

(Irish), Last Chance Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. BROOKS WILLIAMS (singer-

songwriter), Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 8 p.m. $8.

LITTLE MARTIN (DJ), 135

Pearl, 10 p.m. $4/5. THE X-RAYS (rock/r&b), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. WISE MONKEY ORCHESTRA

(kinetic soul w/horns), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5, followed by RETR0N0ME (DJ Craig Mitchell), 11 p.m. $2. ULU (NY jam band), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. "

JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock),

PERRY NUNN (acoustic),

DAVID PORTER BALL (singer-

Swany's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

songwriter), Borders, 8 p.m. NC.

LAST KID PICKED (rock),

CRAIG MITCHELL (DJ), 135

JENNI JOHNSON (jazz-blues),

Ruben James, 5 p.m. NC, followed by DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b), 10 p.m. NC.

Pearl, 10 p.m. $4/5.

J.P. Morgan's, 7:30 p.m. NC.

FLASHBACK ('80s DJ),

RODNEY & FRIENDS

DAVE KELLER BLUES BAND,

Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC.

(acoustic), Ri Ra, 6 p.m. NC,

Charlie O's, 9 p.m. NC.

HIP-HOP PARTY (DJs Ray

followed by GYPSY REEL

M0NIKA HEIDEMANN & SETH EAMES (jazz/blues),

Savage & Erik Long), Club Extreme, 9 p.m. $3. DJ JOEY K (hip-hop), Last Chance Saloon, 9 p.m. NC.

Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

(Irish), 10 p.m. $2. RODNEY (singer-songwriter), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ, Ruben James, 11 p.m. NC.

Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5 with dinner.

LIVE MUSIC, Red Square, 9:30

p.m. NC.

BLUES FOR BREAKFAST,

DJS TOXIC & FRICTION (hip-

Mountain Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC.

hop/house), Club 156, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. NETWORK (groove/funk/jazz), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC.

JALAPEN0 BROS. W/VASSAR CLEMENTS & BUDDY CAGE

CLUTCH GRABWELL (r&r w/a

twist), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5. THE X-RAYS (rock/r&b), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC. ORGY (retro remix/r&b/hiphop; DJs Frostee & Robbie J.), Club Extreme, 9 p.m. $3.

(roots), Matterhorn, 8 p.m. $10. LIVE MUSIC, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4.

JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock),

Swany's, 9:30 p.m. NC. LAST KID PICKED (rock),

Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. DAVE KELLER BLUES BAND,

Mountain Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4. JALAPEN0 BROS. W/VASSAR CLEMENTS & BUDDY CAGE

(roots), Matterhorn, 8 p.m. $10. PICKLED BEETS (eclectic rock), Charlie O's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

11 O'CLOCK MASS CHOIR

(gospel), Barre Aud., 7 p.m. $12.50/15. JOAN CRANE (acoustic),

Boony's, 7 p.m. NC.

Nightspot Outback, 9 p.m. NC.

$8.

Nightspot Outback, 9 p.m. NC.

DARK HORSE BAND (rock),

Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m. $8.

writer), Borders (outside), 5:30 p.m. NC.

Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. BOB GESSER (jazz guitar), Tuckaway's, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC.

DARK HORSE BAND (rock),

BOOTLESS & UNHORSED

EVERT0N BLENDER,

JENNI JOHNSON (jazz-blues),

Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC.

(Irish), Last Chance Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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LAURIE GELTMAN (folk-rock),

Borders, 3 p.m. NC. LENEHAN (trad. Irish), Ri Ra, 10 p.m. NC.

(groove rock; Strangefolk vocalist), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $8. MR. FRENCH (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. THE IMP0STERS (rock), Champion's, 9 p.m. NC.

Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 8 p.m. $6.

ALPHEUS (reggae), Higher Ground, 9:30 p.m. $15. MR. FRENCH (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. LIVE MUSIC (rock),

135 Pearl, 6 p.m. NC. THE BLAME (rock), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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UVM Patrick Gym, 9 p.m. $20. ORBIT, THE HALOGENS, CHICK

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Franny O's 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg Village, Rt. 116, 482-4444. Halvorson's, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Henry's, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888. Jake's, 1233 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 658-2251. Jeff's Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. J.P. Morgan's at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.'s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. LaBrioche, 89 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0443. Last Chance Saloon, 147 Main, Burlington, 862-5159. Leunig's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Main St. Bar & Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Manhattan Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. The Mountain Roadhouse, 1677 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2800. NECI Commons, 25 Church St., Burlington, 862-6324. Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. The Nightspot Outback, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-9885 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Radisson Hotel, 60 Battery St., Burlington, 658-6500. Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 865-3144. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Ri Ra, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Swany's, 215 Main St., Vergennes, 877-3667. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. The Tavern at the Inn at Essex, Essex Jet., 878-1100. Thirsty Turtle, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-5223. Three Mountain Lodge, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Toadstool Harry's, Rt. 4, Killington, 422-5019. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Tuckaway's, Sheraton, 870 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 865-6600. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College, Burlington, 865-0500. Villa Tragara, Rt. 100, Waterbury Ctr., 244-5288. Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

(blues; benefit for VT Food Bank), Vermont College Aud., Montpelier, 7 p.m. $15/10.

THE SEABIRD BAND (rock),

LISA ST. ANN & HER FABULOUS BAND (singer-song-

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE

Dockside Restaurant, 2 0 9 Battery St., Burlington, 8 6 4 - 5 2 6 6 . Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Emerald City Nightclub, 114 River St., Montpelier, 2 2 3 - 7 0 0 7 . Finnigan's Pub, 2 0 5 College St., Burlington, 8 6 4 - 8 2 0 9 . Flynn Theatre, 153 Main St., Burlington, 8 6 3 - 5 9 6 6 .

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O's, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. $2.

THE SEABIRD BAND (rock),

DJS TOXIC & FRICTION (hip-

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called Bag Jr. on stand-up bass, horns and occasional electric guitar and drums — Bag also recorded and mixed the album at Swing Bag Studios. Ball sings clever, frequently critical songs in a strong, high-ish, variously accented voice that reminded me of Michelle Shocked at times. "I drive past mammoth stores and I feel their magneticfields,"he sings as a consumed consumer in the herky-jerky "My Toothbrush." In "The New Math," the economics of New Jack hustling make for good word problems; self-tortured artists are skewered in "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Asshole," one of the best cuts, musically, on the record. With the quantity of words Ballfiresout on Folk Forms, quality is bound to suffer at times, but his edge gets dull only occasionally. Aside from goofball interludes like the scat session on "Impression," Ball manages to power through with aggressive picking and singing. I dug Bag Jr. s Doppler-effect sax playing on the skronky "Same End All the Time" and the Appalachian flavor of the mandolin and strings in the spooky lament, "Love, Sex, Clowns and Cigarettes." From radioactive dentures to the Holy Host, Ball covers some varied subject matter, in a quirky but considered manner. He didn't just fill in Folk Forms and mail it off. With the help of Bag Jr., Ball delivered thisfine-soundingrecord personally.

He makes a Burlington appearance this Friday at Borders. — Paul Gibson THE GENIUS/GZA, BENEATH THE SURFACE (Wu-

Tang Records, 12-inch vinyl) — Once the handsdown most important collective in hip-hop, the Wu-Tang Clan just isn't what it used to be. Recent Wu flow has lacked the vitality of earlier work. The absence of master producer, the RZA, on a slew of half-ass Wu releases, a less-than-coherent album from the once-great Method Man, and a recent, weak Ol' Dirty Bastard 12-inch (its commercial vibe makes me wonder if it's only an attempt to raise bail for the cop-shooting MC) has left many calling the demise of the Wu empire. Can it be true? Did the Clan mislead us when they titled their essential 1996 release Wu-Tang Forever*. Here to set all such fears to rest is The Genius. With a straightforward, lyrically sound, majestically produced sophomore release, this master lyricist not only shoots down any and all negativity directed at him and his Clan, but also establishes a thematic approach not previously pursued by other members of Wu. While he continues to engage in the philosophical, metaphysical and cosmogenic discourse paved by the Wu collective, he abandons the corny and less pertinent Kung-fu imagery present on prior Wu releases, including his own 1995 debut, Liquid

mike time to the cultural function of hip-hop. With the sort of boasting and self-adulation commonly found in the poetry of the genre, he presents himself as a sort of musical Messiah. With self-proclaimed dope rhymes, he aims to bring all who will listen beneath the surface of it all. And with imageinspiring rhymes that would please a linguistics professor, he succeeds in doing just that. With the help of the RZA — the producer responsible for putting the Wu-Tang Clan on the hip-hop map in the first place — all 18 tracks (songs and skits) groove, mentally stimulate and shine with a music flow as energetic as they come. In the dawning of a hip-hop era led by a new school of Blackstars and Jurassic 5s, The Genius re-asserts himself, and his Clan, as important players on the scene and in the community. The opportunity to witness the reemergence of the Wu-Tang Clan happens this Wednesday when The Genius plays Higher Ground. —JeffFuccillo

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o n e granite ridge/A tree, would be enough," wrote Pulitzer Prizewinning poet Gary Snyder. The Beats' version of Thoreau should feel at home at an upcoming reading in rock-and-forest-rich Vermont. The Zen Buddhist who inspired Jack Kerouac to write Dharma Bums also climbed mountains with him. Snyder's peak-scaling and philosophy meet in Mountains and Rivers Without End, the epic poem he's packing these days. Expect to hear the sound of many hands clapping. Thursday, September 16. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5281.

two people on the same night for possession and selling of heroin in Burlington's City Hall Park was no coincidence. A 1995 study indicated that over 22 percent of Vermont adults need treatment or intervention for substance abuse. Jan Carney, commissioner of the Vermont Department of Health, and docs from University of Vermont and Fletcher Allen tackle the problem in a forum on addiction. The discussion looks at the hard, street-level realities of policies and programs for treatment and prevention. Thursday, September 16. Carpenter Auditorium, UVM, Burlington, 5-7:15p.m. Free. Info, 656-0728.

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Funk, jazz, rock, reggae, blues — singer Gilberto Gil is a one-man music festival. Or coup d'etat. As a pioneering musician of the 1960s "Tropicalia" movement in Brazil, Gil infuriated the country's military dictatorship with his politically charged lyrics. So the heavies booked him an exile gig — in London. There, international influences infused Gil's music with diverse styles he brought home three years later. Gil brings his power-fighting lyrics and powerful rhythms to town for a night of danceable defiance. Friday, September 17. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8p.m. $25-31. Info, 863-8444.

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art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accomplished artists in a weekly drawing session at the Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-7165. OPEN PAINTING: Bring your brush and palette to this creative expression session. Art Gallery of Barre, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 476-1030. MANDALA PAINTING: Tibetan monks use colored sand to construct a short-lived symbol of their long-lived religious philosophy. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, noon. Free. Info, 635-1251.

words OPEN READING: Poetry-lovers read and respond to original work at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-0569. PARENT-CHILD BOOK GROUP: Middleschool kids and their parents consider the characters in a fantasy book by Jane Yolen. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Register, 862-5396. POETRY READING: A couple of local poets — Emily Skoler and Alison Prine — read samples of their work at the Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231. 'OFF T H E LEASH': Author Helen Husher reads from her quirky book about exotic destinations in Vermont. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

kids STORYTIME: Young readers ages three to five learn from lighthearted literature, songs and activities at the South Burlington Community Library, 11 a.m. Free. Register, 652-7080. SONG AND STORYTIME: Bring children up to age three to a singing read-along.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR WALKS: Stroll for fitness in health conscious company. Weekly walks start at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0123. BASS PROS: Top anglers from the Bass master tournament share the limelight with famous fishermen Roland Martin and Jimmy Houston. Shearer Chevrolet, S. Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 751-0522. GREEN MOUNTAIN SENIOR GAMES: Amateur athletes with "experience" compete in everything from horseshoes to three-on-three hoop. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 8 a.m. $6-20. Info, 824-6521.

etc BLOOD DRAWING: Share a pint with a stranger at the Red Cross Blood Center, 32 North Prospect St., Burlington, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. 'PROSPERITY AND PAST LIVES': Feeling down? Maybe it's an issue from one of your previous incarnations. A lecture helps "clear oui

our psychic closet" at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7225. GROCERY STORE STRATEGY: Concerned community members compare notes on the need for a downtown supermarket. Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4848. jSAFE CLEANING WORKSHOP: Reps rom the Visiting Nurses Association offer a esson in eco-friendly and kid-safe household leaners. Family Room, H.O. Wheeler School, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0377. CHAMBER MIXER: Meet and mix with other local business types at a schmooze fest sponsored by the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce. Business Interiors, Williston, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $9. Info, "863-3489. LOW-INCOME FINANCE CONFERENCE: I^earn how cash-strapped families can move out of poverty with the help of matchedfund individual development accounts. Statehouse, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $25. Info, 479-1053.

ursday music USED INSTRUMENT SALE: Looking to sell that second-hand squeeze box? Drop off your old instruments today for the sale tomorrow. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 9 a m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4708.

drama 'A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM': See September 15.

film AMERICANS ON EVEREST': Orson Welles narrates Norman Dyhrenfurth's cinematic account of an early alpine adventure. Campus Center Theater, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 985-5055.

art NATIVE AMERICAN PHOTOGRAPHS: Artist Jolene Rickard talks about "the photograph as indigenous space" to open the "Native American Visions and Voices" exhibit at the Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. $3. Info, 656-0750. WYETH LECTURE: Russ Housman discusses the artistic relationship between painters N.C. and Andrew Wyeth at the Pittsford Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 483-2972.

words 'SECRETS BETWEEN GIRLS': Contributors to this journal for young lesbian, bisexual and transgendered women read their works at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-0569 SCI-FI AND FANTASY READING GROUP: Fans of the fantastic gather to discuss Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 at this reading roundtable. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. 'GUARDIAN ANGELS': Vermont's "bard of the bizarre," Joseph Citro reads-from his latest local ghost story. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231. GARY SNYDER: The Pulitzer Prize-winning Beat poet reads from Mountains and Rivers

Without End. See "to do" list, this issue. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5281. POETRY WORKSHOP: A drop-in session for beginner bards is followed by an open reading. Ilsley Public Library, Main St., Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7523.

etc BLOOD DRAWING: See September 15. ADDICTION FORUM: Health Commissioner Jan Carney is among lecturers discussing the extent of substance abuse in Vermont. See "to do" list, this issue. Carpenter Auditorium, UVM, Burlington, 5-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0728.

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LEGAL CLINIC: Attorney Sandy Baird offers free advice to women in need. 182 Main St., Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Register, 863-4848. RAPE CRISIS C E N T E R ORIENTAT I O N : Learn to work with survivors of sexual violence over the phone, in the advocacy program or by providing community education. Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. & 68 p.m. Free. Register, 864-0555. CONSULTANTS N E T W O R K M E E T ING: Consultants of all stripes consider the matter of finding and funding insurance for entrepreneurs. Network Performance, S. Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. $15. Register, 244-6481. S I L E N T A U C T I O N : Great bargains on products donated by local businesses await the shrewd bidder at St. Michael's College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2281. CULTURAL R E S O U R C E TALK: Anthropology professor Todd Hannah surveys the commercial and archaeological potential of regional riches. Memorial Lounge, Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. M U S E U M V O L U N T E E R S : Hands-on helpers committed to making the lake come alive through education get trained at the Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Register, 864-1848.

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SPRAWL LECTURE: An Oregon-based environmental policy director discusses the dark side of sprawl-control measures on the West Coast. Ramada Inn, S. Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 695-1448. 'MYSTICAL ARTS O F T I B E T ' : The monks of Drepung Loseling monastery provide training in traditional music and dance. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1251. T U N B R I D G E W O R L D ' S FAIR: Even without the "girlie shows," the final fair of the season is very dairy — and classic Vermont. Cows, contra dances and music acts are under the tents in Tunbridge, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. $2. Info, 889-5555.

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U S E D I N S T R U M E N T SALE: See September 16, 4-8:30 p.m. GILBERTO GIL: The Brazilian singer-guitarist and leader of the "Tropicalia" movement brings his mix of social commentary and dancing drive to town. See "to do" list, this issue. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25-31. Info, 863-8444. D O W N P O U R : The local group lays out classic rock for a street dance on the Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 710 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1648. B R O O K S WILLIAMS: The folk guitarist and singer performs original songs and covers at Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-0569. FALL FESTIVAL: Auctions, food and blues diva Tammy Fletcher jazz up the joint for the Vermont Alliance of Conservation Voters. Coach Barn, Shelburne Farms, 611:30 p.m. $10. Register, 863-5966. W O O D C H U C K S ' REVENGE: The group comes back for more folk and fiddle favorites from Ireland and New England. Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684. M O O D I N D I G O : Vocalist Monika Heidemann and guitarist Seth Eames cook up hot jazz and blues at Villa Tragara, Waterbury Center, 6:15 p.m. $5. Info, 244-5288. 'MYSTICAL ARTS O F T I B E T ' : Monks from the Drepung Loseling monastery perform sacred multiphonic music and traditional masked dances. Dibden Auditorium, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1251.

drama 'AIN'T M I S B E H A V I N ' : The Irving Street Repertory brings to life the bawdy era of the Harlem Renaissance with Fats Waller tunes like "Honeysuckle Rose." Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-26. Info, 2299408. 'CHARLIE C H A P L I N IS W E A R I N G M Y PANTS': Keefe Healy explores the careening career of comedian Fatty Arbuclde in this original play — recently performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 644-2542. ' T H E LOGGER': Actor Rusty Dewees swings onto the scene with his one-man "Vermont play in two ax." Rudand Intermediate School, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 888-7140. 'LOVE LETTERS': Eleanor Vallee, widow of Vermont's native crooner Rudy Vallee, performs the sweet epistolary drama with Byron Clark. Island Pond Town Hall, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 723-4482.

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words ' C H O I C E S ' : The mother of a young cancer patient reads from her book chronicling the family's triumph over a fatal illness. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

kids S O N G A N D STORYTIME: Bring children up to age three to a singing readalong. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. 'PAJAMARAMA': Parents and kids cuddle up with a good book at this pro-pajania event. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. 'MYSTICAL ARTS O F T I B E T ' : A performance of traditional music and dance is adapted for children. Dibden Auditorium, Johnson State College, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 635-1251.

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etc SILENT A U C T I O N : See September 16. 'BRITISH INVASION': See September 16. T U N B R I D G E W O R L D ' S FAIR: See September 16, 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. $5. BATTERED W O M E N VOLUNTEERS: Volunteers attend an orientation session cdvering domestic violence education and opportunities with Women Helping Battered Women. UVM Women's Center,

11 O'Clock Mass Choir gets in the spirit for a concert of traditional AfricanAmerican gospel. Barre Auditorium, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 223-5782. ADAM T E N D L E R : The pianist performs dexterously demanding pieces by Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, Prokofiev and Copland. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 476-8188.

O P E N OBSERVATORY: Get a good look at the late summer sky with observant members of the Vermont Astronomical Society. Overlook Park, S. Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3269. BUILDING D E D I C A T I O N : Former senator-turned-prof Robert Stafford makes it official at Castleton State College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 468-6039. C O R P S O F CADETS PARADE: You could probably bounce a quarter off this tight display of military formations — but it's not recommended. Norwich University, Northfield, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080. RUDY VALLEE FALL FESTIVAL: Island Pond remembers its biggest star in a weekend of Vermont-made delicacies, dances, screenings and signings by the crooner's widow, Eleanor. See "to do" list, this issue. Venues around Island Pond, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 723-4482.

HARVEST A C O U S T I C BLUES BENEFIT: Bluesman Paul Geremia and "musicmakin' mama" Ann Rabson lay down grooves in a concert that profits the Vermont Food Bank. Vermont College Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 223-2057. C H A M B E R M U S I C C O N C E R T : The Ruggieri Chamber Soloists play a program of works by Galliard, Dvorak and Beethoven. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 649-2042. DAVID MALLETT: The New Englandborn folk singer-songwriter performs a set to benefit the Vermont Institute of Natural Science. Woodstock Town Hall Theater, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 457-277''.

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' D A N C E S O F UNIVERSAL PEACE': Circle dances and chants from all over the world bring pacifist people together. Jericho Community Center, 7-8:30 p.m. $1-5. Info, 482-2836. C O N T R A D A N C E : Susan Kevra calls for Sarah Blair and Jeremiah McLane at this northern-style community hoedown. Capitol City Grange Hall, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 951-8658.

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words IMAGES OF EARLY BURLINGTON': Local authors Mary Ann DiSpirito and David Robinson share stories and pictures of the Queen City in the 1860s. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MYSTERY BOOK GROUP: Marian Mosher heads up an investigation of Anything Goes by Jill Churchill. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HISTORY BOOK SIGNING: Charles Wooley signs his new book about the wartime aerial exploits of former Middlebury College prof Waldo Heinrichs. Vermont Book Shop, Middlebury, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061.

kids STORIES: Kids three and up listen to literature read aloud. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. 'MAIZE MAZE': With the corn so high, negotiating this labyrinth is especially challenging. Free cocoa and apples keep you going under a harvest moon. Vermont Teddy Bear Factory, Shelburne, 11 a.m. 9 p.m. $6. Info, 985-3001. PUPPET SHOW: The Catskill Puppet Theater troupe acts out the tale of mighty Chief Hiawatha at the Covenant Community Church, Essex, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-4313. ' T H E PREACHER'S BOY': Children's author Katherine Paterson reads from her novel about a conflicted adolescent. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231. 'FATHER BY BLOOD': Louella Bryant revisits the raid on Harpers Ferry at this reading of her novel written from the point of view of John Brown's daughter. Flying Pig Children's Books, Charlotte, 11 a.m.1 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2600. FAMILY DAY: Kids make traditional Turkish and Central Asian tribal banners and check out the yurt — a nomadic structure much sturdier than a couch cushion fort. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon 4 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

MATH TUTORIALS: Dr. Samuel J. Klein takes the "numb" out of numbers-crunching at this weekly session for high-schoolers. Room 373, Jeanmarie Hall, St. Michaels College, Colchester, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-5039.

sport SENIOR TENNIS CLASSIC: See September 17. MOUNTAIN BIKE FESTIVAL: See September 17. MT. HUNGER HIKE: Join the Green Mountain Club on a moderate five-mile hike up Mt. Hunger via Waterbury Center. Meet at UVM Visitor Lot, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-9813. 5K FUN RUN: Runners lace up for a race to benefit the Mobilization of Volunteers Effort. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 9 a.m. $5. Info, 6542535. CATAMOUNT TRAIL WALK Wildflowers and mushrooms line the way on this educational walk. Green Mountain Club, Rt. 100, Waterbury Center, 1-4 p.m. $7. Info, 864-3621. SPEAR-THROWING CHAMPIONSHIP: Contestants compete in tests of accuracy, distance and style with ancient "atlatal" weaponry. Chimney Point State Historic Park, Addison, 10:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $5. Info, 759-2412. 'WALK FOR LIFE': Make strides to support the Lupus Foundation of America. Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-5988. BIKE TRIP: A 35-mile tour with the Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club takes in parts of Burlington and Colchester. Meet at Montpelier High School, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0261.

etc BLOOD DRAWING: See September 15. SILENT AUCTION: See September 16. RUDY VALLEE FALL FESTIVAL: See September 17. MUSEUM VOLUNTEERS: See September 16, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. 'BRITISH INVASION': See September 16.

TUNBRIDGE WORLD'S FAIR: See September 16, 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. $7. 'BARKETFEST' PARADE: Downtown goes to the dogs in a canine version of a Mardi Gras parade. See "to do" list, this issue. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7596. LINEWORKERS* RODEO: Teams from electric utility companies throughout New England and New York showcase their pole-climbing talents. See "to do" list, this

issue. North Beach, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7306. INTERVALE PARTY: Supporters of community agriculture toast 10 years of nonprofit organic farming with a potluck supper and barbecue at the Intervale Community Farm, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2919. BICYCLE COLLECTION: Has your 10speed been collecting dust since you got a mountain bike? Kindly folks take the spokes off your hands in exchange for good karma and a tax deduction. Burlington High School, 9 a.m. - noon. $5. Info, 865-9410. PAGAN POTLUCK Celebrate Pagan Pride Day with a pre-Christian potluck and a lecture by M. Macha Nightmare, followed by a screening of The Crucible. Unitarian Universalis! Society, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9689. PEACE AND JUSTICE CENTER PICNIC: Get food for thought — and feasting -— at this political potluck. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. RAPE CRISIS CENTER TRAINING: Approved volunteers learn how to work with survivors of sexual violence over the phone, in the advocacy program or by providing community education. Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Register, 864-0555. GROCERY STORE RALLY: Disgruritfep shoppers turn out to express their concern about the lack of a downtown supermarket. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 660-4886. BATTERED WOMEN VOLUNTEERS: Attend a training session covering domestic violence education with Women Helping Battered Women. Burlington, 8:45 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Register, 658-3131. HARVEST FESTIVAL: A multitude of musicians heads up this fall celebration with hay rides, storytelling and clog dancing. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 985-8686. APPLE FESTIVAL: Families fall for this autumnal fest, with hay rides, cider pressing and visits to the petting zoo. Adams Apple Orchard & Farm Market, Old Stage Rd., Williston, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 879-5226. 'BRITISH INVASION': Neither the Redcoats nor the Beatles are coming, but hundreds of English-made automobiles. Have a "look-see" at Bouchard Farm Field, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 800-477-3771. 'CELEBRATION OF T H E VINE': Hurl yourself — feet first — into a Boydensponsored bacchanal. Music encourages the

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grape stomping at Boyden Valley Winery, Cambridge, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 644-8151. 'MYSTICAL ARTS OF TIBET': A sacred healing ritual by the monks of Drepung Loseling monastery incorporates audience meditation, followed by the dispersion of a sand mandala. Dewey Commons, Johnson State College, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1251. MUSHROOM WALK: Learn to identify and use fungal finds on a trek with mycologist Roz Payne. Green Mountain Audubon Society Nature Center, Huntington, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $10. Register, 434-3068. HISTORICAL SOCIETY CONFERENCE: Slavery, temperance, education and work were important issues during Vermont's ante-bellum "Golden Age." They get a second hearing at the Vermont Historical Society, Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. 6 p.m. $30. Info, 828-2291. WINOOSKI RIVER FEST: A parade and flotilla, with drumming and dancing, encourage residents to collect debris from the river to create a junk sculpture, or just to clean it up. Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7329. CHICKEN PIE SUPPER: Warm up a brisk autumn eve with a hot, hearty meal at the United Church, Waitsfield, 5:15 & 6:30 p.m. $8. Info, 496-3409. LITERACY FAIR: Word workers weigh in with a festival of books and readings. Venues around Bellows Falls, 11 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 463-9927. FAIRBANKS CRAFT FESTIVAL: Traditional crafts like soap-making, butterchurning and boat-building make this event very Victorian. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $1. Info, 748-2372. TERMINAL ILLNESS SUPPORT GROUP: Caregivers of people who are terminally ill and others coping with death convene at the Vermont Respite House, 25 Prim Rd., Colchester, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-4159. FARMERS MARKETS: Look for Vermont-grown agricultural products and crafts on the green at Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Info, 888-8898188. Or in Montpelier, Corner of Elm and State Streets, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 4263800. Or in Waitsfield, Mad River Green, Rt. 100, 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Info, 496-5856.

19 Sunday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." BREAKAWAY: The local bluegrass favorites sing for shoppers on the Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 12:30 - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1648. BLOOZOTOMY: The swinging sounds of the hepcat band get toes tapping on the Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 2:45-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1648.

drama A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM': See September 15, 5 p.m. 'MEET ELEANOR ROOSEVELT': Elena Dodd plays the spirited wife of Franklin Delano Roosevelt in her onewoman show. American Legion Hall, Windsor, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 674-2556.

words TEEN BOOK GROUP: A roundtable of high-schoolers read and reflect on Daniel Akst's St. Burl's Obituary. Deerleap Books, Bristol, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684.

kids STORYTIME: See September 18, 1 p.m. KIDS' ARCHAEOLOGY CELEBRATION: Youngsters dig this afternoon of artifacts, games and reproductions. Mount Independence, Orwell, 11 a.m - 3 p.m. $2. Info, 948-2000.

sport SENIOR TENNIS CLASSIC: See September 17. MOUNTAIN BIKE FESTIVAL: See September 17. ADIRONDACK HIKE: The Green Mountain Club leads the way along the less-traveled — and more difficult — route up Cascade and Porter peaks via Blueberry Mountain. Meet at UVM Visitor Lot, Burlington, 6:45 a.m. Info, 658-1321. GOLF TOURNAMENT: Golfers chip in to support die Lake Champlain Waldorf School. Kwiniaska Golf Course, Shelburne, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $65. Info, 985-5351.

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I RUDY VALLEE FALL FESTIVAL: See September 17. BATTERED W O M E N VOLUNTEERS: See September 18. ABENAKI STORYTELLING: Wolfsong shares legends of the lake and lore of the local native people at the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022. FISH FRY: Reminisce about the one that got away on the Lamoille River while the daily catch cooks up at the Milton Town Grange Hall, 5 p.m. $7. Info, 864-9600. FAIRBANKS FESTIVAL: A proper Victorian tea follows a driving tour of historic homes and sites in the Northeast Kingdom. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 748-2372. W O O L DAY: A sheep-to-shawl look at wool working features hand shearing, spinning and border collie demos. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 457-2355. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Can't get enough? This free 12step program meets weekly at 7:30 p.m. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402-5843. FARMERS MARKET: It's harvest time. Buying fresh local produce, chickens and home-baked goods supports farmers in Vermont. Town Common, Westford, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0491.

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words BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP: Leanne Leahy leads a dissection of Flesh and Blood by Michael Cunningham, Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WOMEN'S BOOK GROUP: Alexandre Dumas' The Three Musketeers is paired with Arturo Reverte's Club Dumas in a two-for-one literary discussion. Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7 - 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684. POETRY READING: The River Poets group reads original works at the Horn of the Moon Cafe, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0317.

etc 'BRITISH INVASION': See September 16. BLOOD DRAWING: See September 15, 7:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. CAMERA CLUB MEETING: Be prepared to show slides or prints from the summer to other amateur photographers in 201 Delahanty Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6485. JEWISH POTLUCK: Bring a dish to a Yom Kippur fast-breaking feast with the Young Jewish Adult Activities Group. 91 N. Winooski Ave, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3433. CO-OP HOUSING INTRO: Why rent when you can co-op? People committed to building community and participating in their housing convene at 179 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. Y2K INFORMATION GROUP: Prepare lor the next millennium with century-savvy types at the Horn of the Moon Cafe, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0317. J O H N BIRCH SOCIETY: Is there a media blackout on a Chinese takeover of the Panama Canal? Get a conservative perspective on the news at the Norwich Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 763-7731. KNITTING GROUP: Needle workers swap sewing tips and design ideas with other wool workers. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, S. Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4981. BATTERED WOMEN'S SUPPORT GROUPS: Women Helping Battered Women facilitates a group in Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1996. Also, the Shelter Committee facilitates a meet- < ing in Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0855.

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aikido A I K I D O O F C H A M P L A I N VALLEY: Adults, Monday through Friday, 5:456:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m., Saturdays, 9-11:45 a.m. Children, Tuesdays & Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., Winooski. $55/month, $120/three months, intro specials. Info, 654-6999. Study this graceful, flowing martial art to develop flexibility, confidence and selfdefense skills. A I K I D O O F V E R M O N T : Intro class for beginners Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. starting September 14. Ongoing classes Monday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m., Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m., Sunday, 1011:30 a.m. Above Onion River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. Practice the art of Aikido in a safe and supportive environment.

aromatherapy ' T H E 10 M O S T W A N T E D ESSENTIAL OILS': Saturday, October 2, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Aroma Massage, S. Burlington. $45. Register, 658-5873. Explore the most commonly used essential oils. ' P E R S O N A L CARE W I T H ESSENTIAL OILS': Saturday, October 9, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Aroma Massage, S. Burlington. $45. Info, 658-5873. Learn to use essential oils in your personal-care routine.

art OIL PAINTING FUNDAMENTALS: Three Saturdays, September 18, 25 and October 2, 10 a.m. - noon. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. $75. Register, 8657166. Tad Spurgeon teaches adults to interpret simple still lifes in oil. PAINTING, FIGURE PAINTING, D R A W I N G : Workshops and group critique sessions. Montpelier. Info, 2233395. Develop a meaningful form of selfexpression by exploring the act of "seeing."

astrology ASTROLOGY: Private or group, basic and intermediate classes. Info, 9518946. Take a 10-week course in the basics of astrology and learn to read your own chart — and those of your loved ones.

business/career ' G E T T I N G S E R I O U S ' : Four Thursdays, October 21, 28, November 4 and 11. Trinity College, Burlington. $115. Grants available. Info, 846-7160. The Women's Small Business Program helps you explore the possibilities and realities of business ownership by developing an entrepreneurial idea.

craft LEARN T O WEAVE: Eight classes, beginning Tuesday, September 27. Northeast Fiber Arts Center, 3062 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. Info, 865-4981. Make two samplers and a final project while learning the fundamentals of weaving. P A I N T I N G CERAMICS: Ongoing Wednesdays, 2-3:30 p.m. and 5:30-7 p.m. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundamentals of painting ceramics.

dance D A N C E : Classes beginning September 13. Spotlight O n Dance, 49 Hercules Dr., Colchester. Info, 338-9088.

Dancers of all ages, from preschoolers to adults, take classes in swing, jazz, tap and ballet. A R G E N T I N E T A N G O : Eight Tuesdays, September 14, 28, October 12, 26, November 9, 23, December 7 and 14, Basics, 7:15-8:30 p.m., Improv, 8:45-10 p.m Jazzercise, Williston. $110, $200/both classes. Register, 8793998. foin the international Tango rage. B E G I N N I N G SALSA: Six Tuesdays, September 14 through October 19, 7-8 p.m. Swing Etc. at Twin Oaks Fitness Center, Kennedy Dr., S. Burlington. Experienced instructors get you started in salsa style. S W I N G : Mondays, September 20 through October 25, 7-8 p.m. Twin Oaks, S. Burlington. $100/couple, $60/person. Info, 658-0001. Learn this rejuvenated dance from the Big Band era. S W I N G : Tuesdays and Thursdays, September 21 through November 11, Level I, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Level II, 7:308:30 p.m. Bristol Elementary School Gym. $42/four weeks, $80/eight weeks. Info, 453-5885. Learn a variety of dance patterns, proper leading and following techniques and the Lindy Hop. SALSA LEVEL II: Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. Open dancing after class. Swing Etc. at Jazzercise, Rt. 2A, Williston. Info, 864-7953. Heat up your nights with this spicy Latin dance. D A N C E : Ongoing classes for all ages. Sun Dance Studio, E-4, #312, Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 951-9066. Aspiring dancers, from toddlers to seniors, choose from parent and child classes, creative dance, tap, creative jazz or ballet. WALTZ LEVEL II: Thursdays, 7-8 p.m. Swing Etc. at Jazzercise, Williston. $10. Info, 864-7953. Learn to waltz with your Matilda, or Matthew. A E R O B I C D A N C E : Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6:15 p.m. Jazzercise of Burlington at Heineberg Senior Center, Heineberg Rd., Burlington. $3.50-6. Info, 878-0428. Adults get cardiovascular and strength training.

feldenkrais® AWARENESS T H R O U G H M O V E M E N T ® : Mondays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. 35 King St, Burlington. Fridays, 9-10 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 4345065. Enhance coordination, flexibility, strength and awareness with the guided movement sequences of Feldenkrais®. AWARENESS T H R O U G H MOVEM E N T ® : Six Mondays, September 13 through October 18, 7:15-8:15 p.m. Life Gate Healing Arts, 257 S. Champlain St., Burlington. Info, 8632438. Enhance coordination, flexibility, strength and awareness with the guided movement sequences of Feldenkrais®.

healing ' O H A S H I A T S U ' : Saturday, October 2, 1 p.m. Somawork Wellness Center, 50 Court St., Middlebury. Free. Info, 800810-4190. Explor- the philosophy and movement behind this method of healing touch.

health M I N D F U L N E S S - B A S E D STRESS R E D U C T I O N : Eight Wednesdays, September 22 through November 10, 9:15-11:45 a.m. or 6:30-9 p.m. O n e Saturday, 9-5 p.m. All Saints Episcopal Church, 1250 Spear St., S. Burlington. $250. Register, 660-8345. Cultivate moment-to-moment awareness through meditation for management of chronic pain and anxiety — and to promote overall health.

kendo K E N D O : Ongoing Wednesdays and Fridays, 6:45-8:30 p.m. Warren Town Hall. Donations. Info, 496-4669. Develop focus, control and power through this Japanese samurai sword-fencing martial art.

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language F R E N C H I, ' F U N FOR BEGINNERS': Ten Mondays, September 27 through December 6, 6-8 p.m. The Alliance Francaise at The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $170. Register, 655-0231- Beginners gain basic conversational skills. F R E N C H II, 'LEARNING T H E NATURAL WAY': Ten Mondays, September 27 through December 6, 68 p.m. The Alliance Francaise at The Book Rack, Champlain Milll, Winooski. $170. Students of French who are able to introduce themselves, ask for something and construct simple sentences move on to more complex constructions. SPANISH: Ongoing individual and small group lessons, all levels. S. Burlington. Info, 864-6870. Join in on the fun of learning a new language. ITALIAN: Ongoing individual and group classes, beginner to advanced, adults and children. Burlington. Info, 865-4795. Learn to speak this beautiful language from a native speaker and experienced teacher. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners and intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

massage F O O T REFLEXOLOGY: Ongoing Thursdays, 6-8:30 p.m. S. Burlington Yoga Studio, Barrett St. Info, 6583766. Learn this fun and easy form of acu-pressure foot massage from a certified reflexologist.

meditation ' T H E WAY O F T H E SUFI': Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style meditation incorporates breath, sound and movement. M E D I T A T I O N : First & third Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. M E D I T A T I O N : Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Green Mountain Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free. Info, 872-3797. Don't just do something, sit there! G U I D E D M E D I T A T I O N : Sundays, 10:30 a.m. T h e Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229. Practice guided meditation for relaxation and focus.

money ' I N T R O D U C T I O N T O T H E ART O F I N V E S T I N G ' : Wednesday, September 22, 12:15-1:45 p.m. Windham Financial Services, corner of College and St. Paul Streets, Burlington. Free. Register, 658-1155. Learn about asset allocation, equity stocks, bonds and mutual funds.

photography P H O T O G R A P H Y : Private or group classes. Eight-week adult classes starting September 21 and 22. Beginners, Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced, Wednesdays,

O D T - . j D O T 6:30-8:30 p.m. After school program starting Tuesday, September 21, 4-6 p.m. Info, 372-3104. Learn creative and technical camera and darkroom skills in black and white and color.

reiki REIKI C L I N I C : Thursday, September 16, 6:30-8:30 p..m Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Donation. Register, 6608060. Experience Reiki, an ancient, noninvasive healing technique which originated in the East. REIKI C E R T I F I C A T I O N : Level I and II. Saturday and Sunday, September 18 and 19. $325, financial assistance available. Info, 651-7666. Get instruction and certification to perform hands-on and "distant" Reiki energy healing. REIKI C L I N I C : Ongoing Wednesdays through December, 7-9 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 877-8374. Get an introduction to an ancient healing method used to restore health and balance to body, mind and spirit.

rolfing® ROLFING: Ongoing Thursdays, September 16, 23 and 30, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Healthy Living, Market St., S. Burlington. Free. Info, 865-4770. Get a feel for this stress-reducing deep massage method.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Ongoing classes for men, women and children, Monday through Saturday. Vermont Brazilian jiu-jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 660-4072 or 2539730. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed. BUJINKAN N I N J U T S U : Ongoing Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. and Sundays, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Burlington. Info, 482-4924. This selfdefense style emphasizes relaxed, natural movement and distance to overcome an opponent.

spirit MEETING DEATH, GRIEVING LOSS': Sunday, September 19, noon 2 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $15-25 sliding fee scale. Info, 660-8060. Join a discussion of death and dying in the interest of honoring grief. ' C R E A T I N G RITUAL A N D A P P R O PRIATE COUNSEL': Sunday, September 19, 3-5 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $15-25 sliding fee scale. Info, 660-8060. Discuss how to effectively aid people grieving over the death of a loved one. ' T A R O T III, T H E C O U R T S ' : Thursday, September 23, 5:30-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, 125 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. $40. Info, 660-8060. Gain insight into the "court cards of the Minor Arcana suits."

support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 658-4221. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step — of 12 — and join a group in your area. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free. Info, 862-4516. If you're ready to stop using drugs, this group of recovering addicts can offer inspiration.

800-639-1472. Learn carpentry basics from Northern New England Tradeswomen, including training with hand tools, power tools and wood.

writing 'BRINGING T H E FICTIONAL W O R L D T O LIFE': Sunday, September 26, noon - 4 p.m. The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $40. Register, 655-0231. Learn the basics of writing fiction and try some in-class writing exercises in a supportive environment. ' M A K I N G P O E M S , A CREATIVE W O R K S H O P ' : Five Tuesdays, September 28 through October 26, 5:30-7 p.m. T h e Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $75. Register, 655-0231. Discover where poems come from and how to create them through in-class writing exercises and reading. 'FIRST T H O U G H T S W R I T I N G ' : Six Tuesdays, September 28 through November 2, 7:30-9 p.m. T h e Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $90. Register, 655-0231. Learn how silencing your internal critic can help you find an authentic voice within yourself. J U M P START Y O U R FREELANCE CAREER': Six Wednesdays, September 29 through November 3, 3-5 p.m. The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $120. Register, 655-0231. Develop the skills and motivation you need to get a freelance writing career going. ' R E V I S I O N , SEEING AGAIN A N D S E E I N G T H R O U G H ' : Six Wednesdays, October 6 through November 10, 6-8 p.m. T h e Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $120. Register, 655-0231. Turn your story into the one you meant to tell. W R I T I N G A N D ILLUSTRATING B O O K S F O R C H I L D R E N : Saturday, October 9, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. T h e Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $69. Register, 655-0231. Get a crash course in producing a picture or chapter book, from conception to publication.

yoga A S T A N G A Y O G A : Saturdays, September 25 through October 30, 9:30-11 a.m. Twin Oaks, S. Burlington. $65. Info, 658-0001. This mindful practice combines cardiovascular exercise, weight training and stretching. B E E C H E R H I L L YOGA: Monday through Saturday, daytime & evening classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191. Get private or group instruction in integrative yoga therapy, vigorous yoga or yoga for pregnancy. S. B U R L I N G T O N YOGA: Ongoing Mondays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Barrett St., S. Burlington. Info, 658-3766. Focus on stretching, breathing relaxation and centering with Hatha yoga. Y O G A V E R M O N T : Free intro class every Thursday in September. Daily classes, 12 p.m., 5:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 6609718. Astanga style "power"yoga classes offer sweaty fun for all levels of experience. Y M C A YOGA: Ongoing classes. YMCA, College St., Burlington. Info, 862-9622. Take classes in various yoga styles.

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words ' C H I L D R E N ' S B O O K S FOR ADULTS' G R O U P : Grown-up readers get down for a discussion of The Great Gilly Hopkins, by Katherine Paterson. Flying Pig Children's Books, Charlotte, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2600.

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' F A T H E R H O O D 2000': Get a glimpse into the near future of fathering from the brethren at St. Mark's Church, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7467. C H I L D D E V E L O P M E N T TALK: "Fathers and Children Together" sponsors a discussion of childhood behavior and development with assistance from the Visiting Nurses Association. Family Room, H . O . Wheeler School, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0377. Y2K F O R U M : Learn what people are doing to keep the millennium bug from taking a bite out of public utilities and transportation. Memorial Lounge, Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7200. B R O W N BAG L E C T U R E SERIES: South Burlington City Manager Chuck Hafter talks about shopping, sprawl and the future of the town at the South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Register, 652-7080. 'JAIL & BAIL': Incarcerated community leaders call on friends and colleagues for bail money in a fundraiser for the March of Dimes. Ri Ra, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 800-696-9255. PROFESSIONAL W O M E N ' S CLUB: Franklin County business women meet to chart the future and hear from a recent scholarship recipient. Sandbagger Restaurant, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-7076. J O B SAFETY W O R K S H O P : A professional safety consultant analyzes workplace hazards. Montshire Museum, Norwich, noon - 3 p.m. $20. Info, 728-1423. ENERGY EFFICIENCY W O R K S H O P : Builders learn to properly seal and ventilate a house to make it more economically and

environmentally sound. Howe Center, Rutland, 8 a.m. Free. Register, 775-0834. CAREGIVERS F O R T H E MENTALLY ILL: Friends, family members and anyone caring for the mentally ill get support at this monthly "share and care." Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6683. OVEREATERS A N O N Y M O U S : Compulsive eaters weigh in on body image issues at the First Congregational Church, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-8936. BEREAVEMENT S U P P O R T G R O U P : The Visiting Nurses Association cosponsors this open meeting for individuals dealing with the loss of a loved one. Adult Day Center, 25 Prim Rd., Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4410. BATTERED W O M E N ' S S U P P O R T G R O U P : Meet in Barre, 10:30 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 223-0855. G L B T Q S U P P O R T G R O U P : Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning youth make new friends and get support. Outright Central Vermont, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-452-2428.

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NOMADIC CONNECTIONS, c o n t e m p o rary paintings by Val B. Hird, paired with 19th- and 20th-century textiles of Asian and Middle Eastern cultures. Also, in the H a n d s - O n Gallery Space, a Central Asian yurt by Rachel Lehr. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Members' preview September 17, 5:30-6 p.m., followed by public reception 6 - 7 p.m. CLAY VESSELS: Interpretations of a Vessel Aesthetic, featuring the works of

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potters Bob Green, Terri Gregory and Nicholas Seidner. Helen D a y Art Center, Stowe, 2 5 3 - 8 3 5 8 . Reception September 17, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

GO AWAY SHELLEY BOO!, original art f r o m t h e picture books of Phoebe Stone. T h e Book Rack be Children's Pages, Winooski, 6 5 5 - 0 2 3 2 . T h r o u g h

FINE ART FLEA MART, featuring artists in the alley next to Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington,

STRUGGLE FOR THE LAND, p h o tographs f r o m Nicaragua and Chiapas

8 6 5 - 7 1 6 5 . Every Saturday, 1-5 p.m. THE CLOWN SHOW, works in mixed

by O r i n Langelle, sales to benefit Action for C o m m u n i t y and Ecology in

media by local artists, including Mr. Masterpiece, Lance Richbourg, Catherine Hall, Jennifer Koch, Greg

the Rainforests of Central America frA (ACERCA). Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8 6 3 - 0 5 7 1 ,

Blasdel, Tony Sini and others. Red Square, Burlington, 8 6 2 - 3 7 7 9 .

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Reception September 18, 3 - 5 p . m . STRATT0N ARTS FESTIVAL, featuring the works of more than 100 juried

V e r m o n t g r o u p show by m e m b e r s o f - H C O T S Families in Transition program,

artists and artisans f r o m Vermont. Stratton M o u n t a i n Base Lodge, 3 6 2 0929. Reception and awards ceremony September 18, 5 - 7 p.m. TREES AND A FEW OTHER THINGS,

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Flynn, Burlington, 8 6 5 - 4 7 9 5 . T h r o u g h O c t o b e r 9.

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THE EXTRAORDINARY LIFE'S WORK OF ROY KENNEDY, a retrospective fea-

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turing paintings, sculptures, woodcuts, h a n d m a d e furniture and artifacts of the Saint Michael's College professor emeritus. M a r y Bryan Memorial

by Christine Demarais. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8 6 5 - 7 2 1 1 . T h r o u g h October.

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ongoing BURLINGTON AREA THE OTHER CHEEK, drawings and recent works by Jim Gerstman. T h e Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 860-1458. T h r o u g h September. SARAH-LEE TERRAT, photographs of her murals and painted objects. FreStyle, Burlington, 6 5 1 - 8 8 2 0 . T h r o u g h October. IN THE ROUND AND ON THE WALL, wood carvings by Alex Ribak and Beal Hyde. Cathedral C h u r c h of St. Paul, Burlington, 8 6 4 - 0 4 7 1 . T h r o u g h O c t o b e r 6.

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SISTERS AND OTHER PLACES, drawings and paintings by Sophie Quest. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 658-0466. Through September. AUTUMN AT THE OLD MILL, a show and sale in mixed media by members of the Northern Vermont Artist Association. Red Mill Craft Shop, Jericho, 899-1106. Through October. SUMMERTIME, new paintings by AnnaVreman. Dorothy Ailing Memorial Library, Williston, 8784918. Through September. NATURE AS I SEE IT, photographs of landscapes, flowers and other natural subjects by Arlene Hanson. Isabel's Restaurant, Burlington, 229-6361. Through September. FISH ART, mixed-media by Louis Richard Dvorak. Working Design Gallery at the Mens Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through September. SMILING DEVILS, HUMMINGBIRDS, WHISKEY DRINKERS, GAMBLERS, box constructions, photographs and drawings from Gregg Blasdel, Nadine Galland, Jennifer Koch and Lance Richbourg. Sneakers Bar & Grill, Winooski, 655-9081. Through September. KID STUFF: Great Toys From Our Childhood. A new exhibit of intergenerational playthings from the last halfcentury. Shelburne Museum, 9853348. Through October 17.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY TREASURES OF DECEIT: Archaeology and the Forger's Craft, featuring 20 genuine, reworked and forged antiquities. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through October. G0URDGE0US GOURDS!, featuring gourd art by American artists. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3177. September 17 - November 8. ANNA FUGURA & ELIZABETH ROMAN, mixed-media collage and pottery, respectively. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild Gallery, Rt. 7, 877-3668. Through September. JEAN KERR-LEWIS & SHARYN LAYFIELD, new pastel paintings. Woodys Restaurant, Middlebury, 453-5603. Through October. WEAVING TRADITION INTO A CHANGING WORLD: 200 Years of Abenaki Basketry, featuring a variety of baskets from the Northeast. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 759-2412. Through October 11.

SCULPTFEST99: Art Beyond Object, featuring the works of sculptors Frank Anjo, Anthony Cafritz, Carlos Dorrien, Jeff Feld, Sean Folley, Stephan Fowlkes and more. T h e Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. through October 17. CONTEMPORARY ART, by painters Tom Merwin and Ellen Hoffman, sculptors Robert Ressler and Dan George, photographer Suzanne Winterberger and the Edinboro Bookarts Cooperative. Merwin Gallery, Castleton, 468-2592. Ongoing.

Space Gallery, Cjjrist Church Episcopal, Montpelier, 223-3631. Through October. FOR THE DINNER TABLE, platters, place settings, serving pieces and table accessories by 25 regional clay artists. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury Ctr., 244-1126. Through October 15. PRIA CAMBI0, original paintings. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 2237800. Through September. A COUNTRY OF SOULS: Reflections on New England Gravesites, featuring the works in mixed media of Joan Curtis, Kerstin Nichols, Carolyn Shattuck and R.G. Solbert; and, STATES OF GRACE, featuring highlights from 25 years of the Grace Roots Art and Community Efforts project. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Both through October 3. RELIGION, MYTH AND FANCY, a selection from the permanent collection. Through December 24. YURI GORBACHEV, and other local or international artists in a group show of mixed media. Kristal Gallery, Warren, 496-6767. Through October. THOMAS JEFFERSON IN VERMONT, and His Role in Vermont Statehood, 1791, featuring documents and artifacts from the period of Jefferson's visit to Vermont. State House, Montpelier, 828-2291. Through October 16. ALICE ECKLES, a permanent changing exhibit of selected paintings and prints. The Old School House Common, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing. SANDRA ERSH0W, watercolors. The Art Gallery of Barre, 476-1030. Through September. GENERATION OF CHANGE: VERMONT, 1820-1850, featuring artifacts and documents that examine how the state dealt with issues such as slavery, temperance, religious diversity and more. Vermont Historical Society, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-2291. Ongoing.

NORTHERN BACHNER, an MFA Thesis exhibition of paintings by Barbara LaVerdiere. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1310. Through September. THE PAINT TRAVELER, paintings from a picture book for grown-ups, by Carol Rosalinde Drury. Copley Gallery, Morrisville, 253-8571. Through September 27. SUSAN ABBOTT, watercolor still lifes. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through September 26. LAND & LIGHT, featuring the works of more than 50 landscape painters. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through October 26. OUTDOOR SCULPTURE EXHIBIT, featuring works in mixed media by 16 artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 17. PAINTINGS BY VERA FYFE, Copley Woodlands, Stowe, 253-4203. Through September.

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LISA F0RSTER, landscape watercolors. Mist Grill Gallery, Waterbury, 2442233. Through November 1. PLAY OF LIGHT, landscapes in oil and pastel by Joy Huckins. City Center, Montpelier, 229-0832. Through October 3. ANIMAL ART: Cat & Dog Portraits, paintings by Anne Davis. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through September 27. WOOD & LINOLEUM PRINTS by Phil Robertson. City Hall Artists Showcase, Montpelier, 229-2766. Through September 27. CHRIST CHURCH COMMUNITY ARTS, a group show of pastel landscapes, still lifes, jewelry and spiritually inspired art by parishioners and friends. Sacred

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"Agnes Alfred," Namgis, Alert Bay, British Columbia, photo by David Neel, a Kwagiutl, 1991. and a similar statement by Custer also appear, but these are rendered tragically stupid by Jackson's lush visual language. His "Photographing tourists photographing Indians" is a puckish quartet that captured intrusive tourists at a Taos

This show.. . focuses less on the , ins of the past than on defining the identity of an evolving American culture. the American crucible — a theme repeated by many of these artists. But Carraher is presenting not a polemic image but just the facts, in a way that photography is uniquely suited to do. This is not a radicalized show; it focuses less on the sins of the past than on defining the identity of an evolving American culture. "I feel as an Indian artist I must educate the public about Native Americans," says a quote in one of Zig Jackson's "Spirit Series" pieces. Against a background of native symbols, drawings and comments, Jackson has inserted portraits of Jim Thorpe, 19th-century chiefs and a warm self-portrait with his German Shepherd at the lower right of the picture. General Sheridan's notorious comment, "The only good Indian I ever saw was dead,"

pueblo pow-wow. The tourists are being generally ignored by all, as they assume weird poses to point cameras at the richly adorned Indians. In Jackson's series, "Indian Man in San Francisco," the table is turned. In these works, a native man in sunglasses and a giant feathered war bonnet seems as out of place as do the tourists at Taos. In "Riding the Bus," all of the passengers coolly avoid eye contact with each other, and the man in Ray-bans and eagle feathers seems to be doing the same. Walter Bigbee's "Bison Harvest, Pine Ridge, South Dakota 1993" is a series of 12 color snapshots framed together to describe a modern buffalo hunt. Two pictures of native men with high-powered rifles and binoculars targeting a small herd set the stage at upper left.

From there the story progresses non-sequentially as the men are documented chatting and working together around their kill, until it is loaded into a white pickup truck. This could just as easily be a group of moose hunters in the Northeast Kingdom, except for the knowledge that these men hunt on the same vast landscape that their people have hunted for thousands of years. The men, the quarry and the land are Bigbee's dominant elements. His colors are muted, and the horizon line is raised and lowered to emphasize the land's ceaseless presence in the pictures. There is also a remarkable collection of pictures taken by children participating in the "Shooting Back from the Reservation" project, and historic pieces snapped by 19thcentury Anglos. T h e early photos reveal how deep the divide between clashing cultures really was, and why an exhibition such as this has validity today. Early in 2000, an Indian's portrait will appear on the new U.S. dollar coin. It will be a portrait of Sacagawea, the 15year- old Shishone mother who saved Lewis and Clark from destruction many times over. Lewis and Clark's boss, Thomas Jefferson, will remain on the lowly nickel. Š

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Marcy and Robert's secret runs through each story with the shrouded energy of a ley line that only the reader can see. But its influence has impelled the characters to search their own pasts for defining moments of goodness, or at least clarity. For Ute it is the remembered kindness of i Manhattan bartender; for Allen ? the memory of an act he feels . proved him a good father. Suzanne finds her center in a distant summer at camp, and something tender that ended in rage. Huddle avoids making his characters annoyingly introspective, however. Their stories are about groping through the confusions of the human condition, and conclusions are offered only to the reader. In this way the different personalities remain compelling, flawed as they sometimes are. And although the book's conclusions aren't particularly optimistic — no easy epiphanies here, more a journey through a clpud without a flashlight — they have a convincing honesty. It takes courage to write a novel about the blinkers inflicted by life; it takes talent to make such a novel uplifting.

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This is a short book and a quick read, but not a lazy one. It is accessible not because of its simplicity but because it is so compulsively involving. Each word is something to savor. Huddle's writing is both art and craft, and is full of the music and fhythm of poetry. The Story of a Million Years seems in part to represent a writer's transition from one form to another. As such it holds the pleasant promise of more — and longer — books to come. (Z)

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ing while conveying its inner life through the movements of his face and body. Another reviewer advises, "If your kids are busy, go anyway." The same advice would probably not apply to The Very Hungry Caterpillar & The Very Quiet Cricket (Flynn, Jan. 7), which is clearly most suited to the pre-reading set and their guardians. Nova Scotia's Mermaid Theatre uses puppetry to interpret two classic picture books by Eric Carle. The first follows a caterpillar's progress from larva to cocoon to butterfly-hood while teaching such valuable concepts as counting, the days of the week and the importance of a proper diet. Cricket, another coming-of-age book, shows how that insect learns to make music by rubbing his wings together. Both books feature Carle's striking collages of layered, hand-painted paper, an effect Mermaid conveys with fluorescent paint and black light. Carle himself won't be on hand for the performance. But then, when children's author and illustrator Tomi dePaola (Middlebury College, Oct. 15) reads, draws and signs books, he probably won't be packing any puppets. DePaola, who turns 65 this week, has been called a "one-man mall," with 200 illustrated books to his credit and over five million copies of his works now in print. DePaola received the American Library Association's Caldecott Honor Award for Strega Nona, a Calabrian take CIRQUE ELOIZE on The Sorcerer's Apprentice. In 1990, he was the U.S. nominee for the Hans Christian Andersen Medal, a biannual fantasy kingdom in a secret hideaway, and the fatal conseinternational prize recognizing an author or illustrator's quence of their friendship. Montpelier's Center Stage sucentire body of work. cessfully presented The Great Gilly Hopkins — another In its 42-year history, only four Americans have act Paterson adaptation — two years ago. Paterson's work is won the coveted Hans Christian Andersen Medal. Its esteemed for its straight-shooting, eyes-wide-open explorecent recipient was Katherine Paterson, a children's no1 writers ter to whitewash, who lives in Barre. The much loved and respected Paters nd death. Br Age is periodically has, in fact, garnered just about every prize available of death. to a realistic depiclose loathe to expose the ghostly, all's-good-intion of the big sleep mi the-erid moralizing of Charles Dickens. Two of his Olde England tales come to Vermont stages just in time for the Holidays: Nebraska Theatre Caravan's production of A .Cjjwistmas Carol (Flynn, DeCi 12); ianc Oliver! (Briggs Opera House, Dec Theatreworks USA revisits the Artful Dodger and company Bridge to dren's authors, including a Newl with Oliver Twist (ORAC, Barre Opera House, March 31). iptation (Barre Terabithia, which comes to life in All three aim to warm the cockles of even the most ' it <••*•* Opera House, March 9, 10 & 11; Iynn, March 12, and Ebenezerish heart with period costumes, rousing music, numerous other locations). impressive sets, cute-as-the-Dickens urchins, happy endings Bridge tells the story of two 10-year-olds who establish a and unambiguous messages. God bless us, everyone. ®

"We want to reach people by the heart, rather than b the somersault."

— Jeannot Painchaud, director of Cir duced by Scotland's Visible Fictions, "combines street-artist antics, Mummenschantz magic and theatrical excellence," according to one reviewer. Most intriguing, says Malina, is the portrayal of the balloon, which is enacted by a live actor who manipulates the toy at the end of a length of clear tub-

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he Onion River Arts Council almost missed its 25th birthday this year. The central Vermont nonprofit performing arts organization was so broke last August — $38,000 in the red — that executive director Diane Manion didn't know if ORAC would survive. It wasn't the first time the council nearly closed its doors, Manion admits, but it barely escaped being the last. What kept them open was a lastditch, grassroots appeal to the community. "It was heart warming. People would see us on the street and say I've been meaning to join — here's some money," the director recalls. "People were sliding dollars under the door. By the end of the year, we'd nearly retired the debt. It felt good...but it was even more rewarding to find out last November that.. .people felt we were essential." By the end of 1998 ORAC paid off all but $12,000 of the deficit. In spite of con-

view that's not unusual. She says all six of the state's local arts councils are currently in the hole. The financial morass comes down to federal funding, or rather the lack thereof. Six years ago, ORAC received $50,000 in state and federal funds, largely derived from the National Endowment for the Arts. This year, government funding came in at less than $5000. Like all similar organizations, ORAC seeks funding from many sources — including from members, businesses, private donors and foundations — but there was simply no filling the sudden, large void left by the NEA grant money. "When you lose that kind of funding, a community this size can't pick up the difference," Manion says. Washington County has 55,000 residents. When Congress gutted funding for the NEA in 1995, the $7000 to $10,000 standard operating grants that Vermont's local arts councils relied on for administrative costs simply dried up, according to Jim Higgins, Communications Coordinator for the Vermont Arts Council. "ORAC suffered instantly," he says. T

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a victim of its own success. When it was formed a quarter-century ago, the performing arts scene in central Vermont was limited to s p e c i f y i n g under the golden dome. Today there are a half-dozen arts organizations in the Montpelier-Barre area that also seek community support — including Lost Nation Theater, Live Art and Monteverdi Music School. The resurrection of the Pyralisk performance space looms on the horizon. Like ORAC, these arts organizations also present shows or offer educational programming, albeit in more specific genres. Manion doesn't see these other players as competitors, however. She says ORAC constantly re-evaluates its programming and explores new niches. VAC Director Alex Aldrich agrees. "There is a real symbiosis between ORAC and Lost Nation Theater," he says. "If anything, that's going to have to increase in Montpelier and other places where tourism is going to become a greater part of the economic pie." ORAC still offers its mainstays — the six-show "Celebration Series" at the Barre Opera House, featuring nationally known dancers, musicians and the-

ater groups, and First Night Montpelier. But it is now focusing on more behind-thescenes educational and social service programs. ORAC is an integral part, for instance, of the CityScape after-school proin Barre, and the after-school programs at Montpelier's Basement Teen Center. In all, ORAC served over 10,000 central Vermont students last year. ORAC has become as lean and mean as it can without imploding — there is no secretary, no bookkeeper, no receptionist, Manion, the only fulltime employee, balances the checkbook. She and the part-time education director and the part-time program director handle the phones. The council can no longer aff6rd the four staffers it once employed. It's a tight trio, though — and one that still makes beautiful music together. "We do more with less," Manion says. "We try to work smarter." (Z)

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Sonia Dada, Sinead Lohan (Sept. 25), Elliot Smith, Charlie Hunter," Crothers suggests. Any act with crossover appeal — i.e., that's won the ears of hippie-rock fans — will do well at Higher Ground. That includes Jalapeno Bros, with legendary fiddler — and honorary Vermonter — Vassar Clements and former New Riders pedal steel player Buddy Cage (Sept. 14, also appearing at other venues); Southern blues-rockers Gov Mule (Oct. 2); and hip Hammondfunksters Medeski Martin & Wood (Oct. 26 & 27). Vestiges of Club Toast have settled over Higher Ground courtesy of Toast Productions — Dennis Wygmans books the club from his new digs in Boston, and keeps a steady flow of hip-hop and reggae artists coming to the area. Toots & the Maytals, based now in New York, are regulars. Coming up this month are Jamaicans Everton Blender (Sept. 18) and Burning Spear (Sept. 20), and hip-hoppers Del the Funky Homosapien (Sept. 23). Irie, dudes. But H G is still a "destination" venue, not a hang-out place, which means it's nearly impossible for the club to break new acts, Crothers laments. It may also explain why indie or alt-rock turnouts are small. The kids just don't make the trek across that Winooski Bridge unless someone extra-special comes around —; this weeks double-header of the inventive Guided By Voices and ^r«x-white-trash rockers Southern Culture on the Skids (Sept. 21) might do the trick. "Five years ago there was a great wave and Burlington was producing a lot of great alt-rock bands, it was supposed to be the next Seattle," Crothers notes. "That didn't happen. Some bands broke up, some moved away, very few got any critical success." While the hot thing now is groove rock, Crothers speculates that in a few more years those trends may switch. "I don't know, I'm just a humble man trying to get the kids the shows they want," he says. What some of the kids want, of course, is Vermont's biggest musical export, Phish. And while the band's fall touring schedule includes dates in Uniondale, New York (Oct. 7 & 8), Albany (Oct. 9 & 10), Portland (Dec. 7 & 8), Hartford (Dec. 12) and Providence (Dec. 13), the big kahuna is New Year's Eve. Phish will give new meaning to swamp rock, way down yonder at Florida's Big Cypress Seminole Reservation, for their final gig of the millennium (Dec. 30-31). Now that— betwixt 'gators and 'glades — is entertainment. If you're staying close to home for the big night, though — or any night — go check out the native talent in rock, blues, jazz, folk, hiphop, funk, swing, reggae, etc. at local clubs and coffeehouses, whose performing arts "season" is all the time. ®

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May 6). The collaborative work of New Orleans-based Junebug Productions, Kentucky's Roadside Theatre and the Bronx's Teatro Pregones, the bilingual musicaltheater piece looks at love in all the right places — namely, in the African-American, Appalachian and Puerto Rican cultures. One might place Northern Stage's adaptation of the Harper Lee classic novel To Kill a Mockingbird (Briggs, Oct. 21 Nov. 7) alongside Forgiveness in the those-who-forget-the-past-are-condemned-to-repeat-it category. The Pulitzer Prize-winning book exposes the pride and prejudice of the American South in ways that reverberate chillingly today. Vermont Stage Company's production of an original Deborah that have historically defined the Lubar play brings us up to date, as relationships among those three the local playwright performs a countries. Music direction by one-person work based on her two American Eve Beglarian, along with recent trips to Bosnia (Jan. 13-15). video projections, contemporize the Lubar, in creating this "piece about piece as it develops into a medita-

atrical disciplines in one work. It offers audiences a glimpse of worldclass performance as visually and aurally stunning as these art forms are rare — in these parts. Chinese opera, Japanese Noh drama and Korean pansori vocal music interweave in a "ghost story" reflecting on the conflict and strife

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Addams" Astin in the one-man show about the horror master. Of course, Halloween is high time for mysteries, and the season inspires Edgar Allen Poe tributes from the St. Johnsbury-based Catamount Arts and Montpelier's Lost Nation. Catamount's Once Upon a Midnight (Lyndon Institute, Oct. 29) stars John "Gomez Addams" Astin in the oneman show about the horror master. The Lebanon Opera House hosts the production on Oct. 27. Lost Nations dramatic readings of Poe highlight their Halloween fundraiser, An Edgar Allan Poe Halloween / / / ( C i t y Hall, Oct. 30). Catamount bounces back with the light Beanstalk Variations (Lyndon, May 13) in the spring, a physical-comedy reinterpretation of the children's classic Jack and the Beanstalk. Jeffersonville-based Firefly Productions seizes the moment to perform plays in the tradition of Theatre du Grand Guignol, Parisian fright-theater dating from the 1890s to the 1960s. Dates are not set, but according to company co-founder Keefe Healy, they're looking at four or five shows around Halloween, staged most likely in Waitsfield and Burlington. The Essex Community Players conjure up Halloween spirit, too, with Little Shop of Horrors (Memorial Hall, Oct. 29-31, Nov. 5-7), the comical play about a skidrow florist whose luck turns with the arrival of a spooky little plant. True to their own theatrical tradition, the Players stage a one-act showcase in February with the comedy Three on a Bench, the farce Scheme of the Drijtless Shifter and the romantic fable A Separate Peace (not an adaptation of the John Knowles novel).

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mid this wave of retrospection, the boldest productions are those that dare to look forward. That has always been the bravest play in the theater world, and it's heartening to see that fire burning so brightly as the millennium turns. In the tradition of quality theater — conscience-of-a-culture-type work — some productions raise important questions to consider as we move toward an uncertain future. Of these, the season's most notable work, hands down, is the Flynn Theatre's "New Works 2000" production of Forgiveness (March 18). Directed by Chen Shi-Zheng (The Peony Pavilion), the play, a sort of Pan-Asian opera, brings together three traditional Asian the-

QNEK Productions (Haskell, April 28-30, May 5 & 6). The play revisits a strange-but-true tale of a mentally disabled Chelsea, Vermont, woman put on trial for the murder of her stepson about 100 years ago. According to Q N E K Artistic Director Lynn Camp, the riveting tale is a matter of public record in Chelsea town documents. Lost Nation also celebrates local color with Panther Classics (Jan. 20-30), a run of comedy sketches, songs and satire from the troupe once banned from Vermont Public Radio. Middlebury trumpets the achievements of another praiseworthy Vermonter with its production of Blue Forest (Studio Theatre, Jan. 20-22), by alum Katherine Berry Swartz. The drama draws on the journals of former Middlebury College librarian, socialist, feminist and poet Viola Chittenden White, positing late 20th-century responses to her work.

THE PIG ACT tion on the possibilities of forgiveness and, ultimately, makes a case for the validity of these traditional forms in the present day. Sandglass Theater's Pig Act (Flynn, Feb. 17 & 18) offers another innovative perspective on modern life. The Putney-based puppeteers' world premiere of this "New Work 2000" show explores the theme of survival from the perspective of The Small Being, a

recovery," will "bring her normal sense of the absurd and sense of humor to the work," says VSC Managing Director Dana Yeaton. Lubar is also among the theater artists working with VSC's new Lab Company, which takes the bold step from the studio to the boards to stage an evening of 10minute plays at the A.R.T. Studio Theater in Middlebury (Dec. 1112).

Hot on the heels of their trip to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in Scotland, Firefly Productions is in the midst of a run of Suzanne Mackay's dark comedy Charlie Chaplin Is Wearing My Pants (Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, Sept. 10, 17-18), the tale of American comedian Fatty Arbuckle's descent into disrepute amid a sex scandal. Firefly mounts Canadian playwright Sandra

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of a Love Song looks at love in all the right places — namely, in the African-American, Appalachian and Puerto Rican cultures. character whose existence depends on finding a new instrument to play when the one he loves is destroyed. Audiences of Sandglass' "Barnstorming Tour" piece, the rural-living-themed Never Been Anywhere tales, will eagerly anticipate this poignant story — and the alluring, haunting visual world the troupe so deftly creates. The nature of love holds promise for human emotional survival in Promise of a Love Song (Flynn,

In addition to a scheduled run of the annual Young Playwrights Festival (May 18 & 19), VSC expects to mount another original play at some point in the season and, says Yeaton, "Chances are good we'll be barnstorming again next year." With new Education Director Amy Rubin heading up outreach programs, he says, "Everything's getting done better." Randolph playwright Maura Campbell's new work, The Trial of Mrs. Rebecca Peake, premieres with

Dempsey s Armagideon some time in the spring. The winner of the •company's new play search, Dempsey's work is a "post-apocalyptic look at a family," says Healy. "It would be very, very dark comedy" You don't have to go all the way to Scotland to find fringe theater, of course. While his seasons offerings are still in a fluid state, Rhombus Gallery curator Marc Awodey expects things to take shape. He says he often gets phone

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ack Pickett does not exactly fit the conventional image of a demanding Cordon Bleu chef. He'd be swathed in crisp white, capped by a toque and overseeing a band of eager culinary acolytes. But on a recent warm weekday night, he's wearing shorts, clogs, a T-shirt covered by a white apron, and no hat on at all over his short-cropped hair. Pickett's domain is no sprawling stainless steel empire, but a small, cramped kitchen where his sous chef, prep person and dishwasher have to dance a sidestepping, delicate ballet just to get their jobs done. Metaphorically, though, Pickett does wear two hats, and that makes him unusual: He's not only the chef at Stowe's exceptional Blue Moon Cafe, he's also the owner. It's a juggling act that requires remarkable dedication, work habits, talent — and perhaps no small measure of foolhardy optimism. "It's

opened the Blue Moon Cafe seven years ago, his 49-seat restaurant has come to rank atop many diners' lists not just in Stowe, but throughout northern Vermont. Pickett previously was chef at the Ten Acres Lodge in Stowe, whose restaurant during his tenure was widely considered one of the best in town — no small feat in this resort land of endless eateries. But after working 14 years there and having "to train" three new owners, as he puts it, he decided he was ready to control his own destiny and menu. After extensive renovations to create an airy, simple dining room and bar in a cramped former French bistro just off Stowe's Main Street, he opened the doors to the Blue Moon Cafe in August 1992. Now 46, Pickett is tall and handsome and looks younger than his years; he'd look perfectly at home as a ski instructor on the slopes of Mt. Mansfield. In fact, he was a ski bum in Boulder and then Lake Tahoe in the 1970s, where he did woodworking in the summers and skied like

coctions such as grilled sea scallops with green chili sauce and chipolte cream, and roasted Vermont pheasant with foraged wild mushrooms and cape gooseberries. "I kind of always knew I was going to be a chef," says Pickett, who after his first restaurant experience out West went to Cordon Bleu in London to learn the trade. He's been "on the line" ever since. Pickett's keys to success are disarmingly straightforward. "We do everything from scratch — probably too much," he admits with a laugh. His ingredients are impeccably fresh and varied. He buys organic produce from Alan LePage, a well-known grower in central Vermont, and meticulously inspects, buys and cuts his own meat and fish, all fresh and unfrozen. On the night I visited — he let me watch the goings on in the kitchen — Pickett had boned and cut into fillets of intriguing shapes a gorgeous $185 slab of fresh orangepink bluefin tuna. He dipped the cuts in a pattern of black and white sesame seeds, creating a wonderful visual contrast, and then pan-seared and served the tuna with an unusual and tasty seaweed salad and pickled-ginger wasabi. Everything that goes out of Pickett's kitchen appeals both to the palate and the eye with colorful and welldesigned presentation, but it's never over the top — that's not his style, and he doesn't have the time for elaborate extravagance anyway. On my hors d'oeuvre of warm organic spinach, goat cheese and parma ham, the ham was arrayed in a circle around the side of the spinach and two small yellow pansy flowers perched atop the spinach. The green, white and pink colors were as appealing as the contrasting tastes. Excellent, crusty homemade bread is served with the dinners, and there's a nice wine list with interesting selections by the glass. My entree was an adventurous first for me, a tasty macadamia nut-encrusted fillet of tilapia, sauteed and served with a peach chutney, green beans and saffron basmati rice. Tilapia is a Middle Eastern staple, an easily raised warm-water fish that Pickett quips is "catfish without the muddy flavor." Dessert was a delectable coconut-cream pie with a chocolate crust that is to diner versions what Bordeaux is to Boone's Farm. The entrees at Blue Moon range from around $16 to $21, the appetizers and desserts $4 to $5, and the menu changes about four times a week. The eight daily entrees mix seafood, meat and vegetarian options. If there is a key hallmark to dining where a chef-owner is in charge, it might be Blue Moon's anything-goes flexibility and willingness to please. Pickett will mix and

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Chef Jack Pickett quite a bit harder than I thought," Pickett observes, in typically understated fashion, about his dual role and long work days. On the other hand, being chef-owner has its advantages. You set your own hours, dress as you wish, and hire whom you want to work with. Most importantly, you get to create your own culinary vision, setting the bar as high as you care to without accountants looking over your shoulder and consultants tinkering with the menu. Judging by what comes out of Pickett's fertile mind and kitchen, he thrives at being his own boss: Since he

crazy in winter — one season tallying 140 days on the slopes. He's also an avid biker and rock climber, and a family man. Pickett's path to cuisine traces back to a family with a lot of good cooks and a mother who challenged her kids to try and duplicate her recipes. At the age of nine, he figured out by trial and error how to make the sauce for one of his favorite foods, chipped beef. Today, that childlike zest and imagination is clearly still alive — though far removed from such mundane dishes. He whips up con-

match anything from the menu and cook things any way you like. He'll serve half-portions, and concoct whatever the kids want, whether it's a hamburger or noodles with cheese. He'll also come out — wearing shorts — and chat with patrons, many of them regulars he knows well. "I tell folks the food's guaranteed here. We don't get many complaints," he says with a modest smile. Here's another guarantee: The old saying may be "once in a blue moon," but once you've dined at Pickett's, you're certain to return again and again. ®

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Continued from page 43 calls from newcomers who've heard of the venue's open-door policy. The small downtown Burlington ibMMr space has been lending itself to smaller productions, such as Christopher McBride's magic shows, the Kamikaze Comedy troupe and the spontaneous appearances of Mark Pekar and Fool's Jacket Troupe. That's not to say that plays aren't going up. As Awodey notes, Burlington native son Adriano Shaplin's dark comedy Wreck the Airline Barrier, which played the Rhombus stage before heading the Festival Fringe this summer, ended up taking top honors in Scotland. As Awodey says, "That's the kind of thing we've done in the past, and hopefully we'll be able to do things like that at Rhombus in the future." Roaming the local fringe are the area's usual suspects — Champlain Arts Theatre Company, Green Candle Theater Company and the

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venue of t h e m all, the Big Apple." N o t the world's most c o m pelling answer, b u t pretty m u c h the consensus a m o n g etymologists at the time." Enter Barry Popik. By day an N Y C parking-ticket judge, by night Popik was an indefatigable word sleuth. In the early '90s he chanced to meet fellow word maven Gerald C o h e n at the N e w York Public Library. C o h e n , a professor at the University of Missouri, m e n t i o n e d that one early user of the term Big Apple was John J. Fitz Gerald, a horse-racing writer for the New York Morning

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Times), figuring that f r o m the s t a n d p o i n t of civic excitement this probably ranked up there with V-J Day or the '69 Mets. U h - u h . It took five years of nagging to arrange the designation of "Big Apple Corner," the location of Fitz Gerald's last residence. W h e n Popik invited the media to t h e official proclamation in 1997, he sadly reports, " N o o n e showed up." N o t everyone accepts Popik's explanation as the final word even now. By his own account, J o h n J. Fitz Gerald didn't invent the nickname, he merely popularized it. In The City in Slang: New York Life and Popular Speech (1993), Irving Lewis Allen quotes a 1909 c o m m e n t by one M a r t i n Wayfarer: " N e w York [was] merely one of the fruits of that great tree whose roots go d o w n in t h e Mississippi Valley, and whose branches spread f r o m

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1920. T h e n again, those stable h a n d s k n e w what it meant. Be

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in the Telegraph on February 18, 1924: " T h e Big Apple. T h e

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RAY: Here's w h a t h a p p e n e d , Kevin. W h e n y o u left y o u r p a r k i n g b r a k e o n , y o u created a t r e m e n d o u s a m o u n t o f friction in t h e rear wheels. A n d t h a t f r i c t i o n p r o d u c e d heat. T h e h e a t , in t u r n , boiled t h e brake fluid, which m a d e you lose at least half o f y o u r brakes, a n d w i t h t h e m , a significant a m o u n t of your braki n g power. T Q M : A n d o n s o m e cars (those with dual-diagonal b r a k i n g systems), t h e b r a k e f l u i d at each rear w h e e l is shared with one of the front wheels. So if y o u r car has d u a l - d i a g o n a l brakes (I d o n ' t have o n e h a n d y t o d a y t o l o o k at), t h e b o i l i n g b r a k e f l u i d in t h e rear c o u l d have caused t h e f r o n t brakes to fail, too. RAY: A n d t h e reason y o u can drive at 5 5 m p h w i t h t h e p a r k i n g b r a k e o n is t h a t e i t h e r y o u r b r a k e s are p r e t t y w o r n

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WILLISTON to VERGENNES: I am looking to share a ride 2 days a week. I work M, 9-4 and W, 9-7. (3194) BURLINGTON to SHELBURNE: I am looking to share driving to and from Shelburne. I need to be in Shelburne by 8:30 a.m. and would like to return around 3 p.m., but the afternoon is flexible. (3193) MILTON to BURLINGTON: I'm looking for a ride to the Williston Rd. area. Work schedule is a bit irregular— M 9-5, W 1-6, F 1-5 & Sa 11-4. Please respond even if 1 or 2 days would work with your schedule. (3192) SO. BURLINGTON to WINOOSKI: I'm looking for a ride to the Champlain Mill. My hrs. are 8-2:30, M-F. (3171) ESSEX JCT. to SO. BURL.: Looking for a ride either way. I work 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., M-F. (3168)

MUSIC INSTRUCTION BASS: Wanna slap it? Funky bassist with playing and teaching experience providing instruction in technique and theory. Novice to expert. In-home lessons. Call Jeff, 660-8026. GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Revue, Kilimanjaro, SklarGrippo, etc.). 862-7696.

MORRISVILLE to BURLINGTON: I am looking to share driving on my daily commute. I work M-F, 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. (3162) BURLINGTON to IBM: I work 11 p.m. to 8 a.m., Tue.-Sat., and am looking for a ride. I can get home in the morning, but I realy need a ride to work in the evening. (3159) SHELBURNE to HINESBURG & HINESBURG to BURL.: I'm seeking a ride to work in Hinesburg at 8 a.m., MWF, & a ride from work to Burl, at 11:30 a.m. (3005) ST. ALBANS to BURLINGTON: I work in Burl., 2 to 10, M-F, & am hoping to get a ride. I'm flexible & can leave St. Albans earlier than 1 p.m. & Burl, later than 10 p.m. (3155) CROWN POINT/ADDISON to BURL.: I have a flexible schedule & looking to catch a ride from Crown Pt. anytime before noon & return anytime after 6 (3156)

WILLIAMSTOWN to BURLINGTON: I'd like to share driving on my daily commute. I work 7:45 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. (3154) HUNTINGTON to ESSEX: I work the first shift, M-F, at IBM and am hoping someone can give me a lift. (3157) COLCHESTER to BURLINGTON: I'm looking to share driving. Hours are 8 to 4, M-F. (3153) SHELBURNE to ST. ALBANS: I will drive you from Shel./Burl. at 6 a.m. to arrive in St. Albans at 7 a.m. or from St. Albans at 7 a.m. to arrive in Shel./Burl. at 8 a.m. In the eve., I leave Shel./Burl. at 4 & St. Albans at 5 (3152) VANPOOL RIDERS WANTED Route from: Burlington and the RlQ/hfQQrKf v Commuter Lot To: Montpelier Monthly Fare: $85 Work Hours: 7:30 Vermont.

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"The property conveyed herein is without warranties as to structure and mechanical integrity and is hereby accepted "as is" by the Grantee."

FORM OF ADVERTISEMENT & N O T I C E O F TAX S A L E The resident and nonresident owners, lienholders and mortgagees of Lands in the City of Burlington, in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the real estate taxes assessed for fiscal year(s) 1 9 9 8 - 9 9 and 1 9 9 5 - 9 6 and municipal liens for the abatement of dangerous building and water disconnection charges remain, either in whole or in part, unpaid on the following described lands in such City, to wit:

And so much of the lands will be sold at public auction at Conference Room #2 in the Burlington City Hall, 149 Church St., Burlington, Vermont, a public place in such city, on the 12th day of October, 1 9 9 9 at 1:00 o'clock in the afternoon, as shall be requisite to discharge said taxes and liens together with costs and other fees allowed by law, unless same be previously paid or otherwise resolved.

Owner of Record: R I C H A R D G R A B O W S K I . Property Address: 182 S O U T H C H A M P L A I N ST. Tax account number/Map Lot number: 0 4 9 - 1 1045-000. Deed recorded at: Vol. 5 1 7 , Pg. 5 1 5 - 1 6 on November 16. 1 9 9 4 at 2 : 3 0 p.m. From: World Wide Enterprises.

Dated at the City of Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont this 9th day of September, 1 9 9 9 . Brendan Keleher, Treasurer

' " B e i n g all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Richard Grabowski by Warranty Deed of World Wide Enterprises, dated November 14, 1 9 9 4 , and recorded in Volume 5 1 7 , Page 5 1 5 of the Land Records of the City |of Burlington, Vermont and therein more particularly described as follows:

INVITATION TO BID Request for bids being sought for Ethan Allen Homestead Riverbank Restoration Project located on the Wnooski River, Burlington. Scope of services includes bankshaping; supply, delivery and installation of trees and rocks for timber deflectors, rootwads and revetments; and excavation of trenches. Bid packages available from Winooski Valley Park District, 8 0 2 - 8 6 3 5 7 4 4 . Mandatory pre-bid meeting on 9/28/99. All bids must be received by 10/12/99.

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TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): It'll be a bad week to punch the wall, yell at the sky, or eat the carpet. It'll be a good week to squat down with the six-year-olds and play demolition derby with miniature bulldozers and musclebound action figures. Wait, there's more. It'll be a terrible time to scrunch your anal sphincter up tight and dream of throwing poison darts at all the people who haven't given you what you deserve. But it'll be a wonderful moment to take a long, philosophical walk, get lost, and end up in an unfamiliar neighborhood bar where you have a feverish fit of inspiration and scrawl your "shadow manifesto" on a hundred napkins.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): I usually write in peaceful solitude at home. But this week, as an experiment, I wandered down to a cafe to meditate in public. As I nursed a "depth charge" and daydreamed about your precious needs, I spied a flyer for a workshop titled "Finding the Inner Serpent: Becoming a Snake Priestess." Yes, I thought to myself.

Geminis have been too damn civUized lately. They need to tap into their most untamed kundalini. Then another clue from the flyer jumped out at me, as if from a divine oracle. O n e of the workshops teachers, Yemaya Duby,

was said to have been "a dancer from birth." I knew immediately, Gemini, that I had to ask you, "What have you been since birth?" And I vividly sensed, too, that you must now summon a snakey intensity to nurture that inborn talent.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): I dare you to make a bold new commitment to yourself, Cancerian. Pledge that you will no longer hide your beauty from anyone. Make a deal with your inner queen or king that you will not hold back your resplendent emotional power out of fear of being thought vain or excessive. Promise yourself that you will unleash the soulful complexity which you've always been so ambivalent about sharing. If you do these things, I predict that the universe will respond in kind, no longer hiding its beauty from you. L E O (July 23-Aug. 22): Congratulations! You made it through the trivial ordeal! As a reward, I'll spare you from moralistic preaching and load you up with poetic soundbites. Here goes. Play a joke on your fear, Leo. Elude "helpers" who force you to need them. Ask a soul-deepening question you've never had enough courageous curiosity to imagine. Pretend to grovel for a juicy clue, even as you secretly celebrate how good that clue will be for your pride. Stand in a wide open space and pray for a slow-motion volcano in your heart. And finally, as a special treat marking your release from the strangleholds of annoying little demons, please accept my gift of this mind-massaging Zen koan: Go wash

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WANTED: ENTHUSIASTIC TRAVELER FOR roads less traveled. Likes different people, places, customs, religions, culture & is welleducated. Enjoys Vivaldi, Billie Holiday, folk, arts, crafts, painting. Spiritually grounded and growing. Candle-lit bubble bath. ISO 50+ NSPF. 3510

I » I * I SAILING PARTNER, NS, FOR SAILING ON LAKE * Champlain or Maine coast. Sailing experience I is not a requirement, but good physical con- J dition and a sense of humor are a definite ; plus. 3511 I ; FRIENDS TELL ME "THERE ARE SO MANY ; women that would be interested. You're ; attractive, sensitive, light-hearted, present, sometimes intense." Prove them right, J please. NSPM, 50s, ISO attractive F with ; grace & substance. 3592 ; : ANGEL WANTED. 47, 5 ' n " , 160 LBS., FIT, ambitious, healthy, hard-working, NS, ND, likes animals, working, country walks, friends, cuddling, romance. ISO attractive, fit, : healthy angel. 3594 !

SWM, 41, SEEKING THAT SPECIAL LADY! Do you enjoy golf, camping, dining out, movies, weekend get-aways, playing cards & more? INDUSTRIOUS MAVERICK, ASPIRING SLACK* Looking for someone humorous, easy-going ER, 40. Cute, funny, well-read, athletic, evolv- J & down-to-earth, with similar interests. Let's ing (OK, glacially). Seek bright, attractive, talk. 3596 creative F for companionship, kicks, quiJ etude... possible arteest-ic entrepreneurial » LET THE GOOD TIMES BEGIN. SWM, 28, 6', collaboration. 3611 * enjoys dining, sunset walks, Rollerblading, tennis, ISO SWF, NS, 23-30, attractive, hon'47 MODEL FORD, GOOD HEALTH W/ALL MY ] est, confident, big heart, zest for fun. wheel covers and lug nuts. Looking for pas- » Possible LTR or just having fun. 3597 sengers who enjoy travel, beach, cuddling, » and more. Call before inspection & registra- * I'M A ONE-WOMAN MAN LOOKING FOR A ONEtion runs out. 3614 » man woman. LTR possibly leading to youknow-what. Interested? Let's get the party SWPM, 39, FUNNY, ATTRACTIVE, EASY-GOING « started right! Serious lady only. 3600 romantic. Loves golfing, hiking, biking, music, movies, dining out. Must be spontaI SPIRITUAL, HEALTHY, MOSTLY VEGETARIAN, neous, easy-going, love to travel, also veg * cute/handsome, active, cultured, humorous, * on the couch & cuddle. 3615 * musical, sensual, affectionate, articulate SPM. Enjoys heart-felt communications, SWM, 31, LOOKING FOR FEMALE, 27-32, who * nature, dancing, healing. ISO attractive F, up enjoys outdoors, hiking, biking, skiing; also to 43, who relates to these values. 3601 likes to spend quiet times at home. 3612

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| SGF, 25. FASHIONABLE, FUN, INTELLIGENT ; femme girl seeks femme or "soft butch," 23; 35, fun, intelligent & active. No bar flies. Are you out there? 3742 ; GWF, 42 SMOKER ENJOYS COMPUTERS, readSWM, 32, EUROPEAN GOOD LOOKS, TALL, ing, walking, ISO friend, hopefully LTR w/ fit. Enjoys wandering, healthy eats, salsa, < SWF, 3 5 - 5 0 . 3 7 3 8 . dancing, foreign languages. ISO adventurous ' soul-miner, 22-42, serious about herself and > SEEKING AN EXTROVERTED, 30-SOMETHING, life, but into frollicking. 3451 • beautiful dyke who projects a strong countenance, yet has undeniable allure. Moi? RECIPE FOR MY BUDDY: DASH OF ADVENJ Attractive preppie, enjoys being the mildly TURE, sprinkles of sincerity, humor folded J provocative accomplice! Prefer independent into joy of biking, hiking, canoeing and the prof, who "passes," but socially leads arts, simmered in at least 40 yrs. meets this " lifestyle more out than in. 3724 late 40s SPM's taste. 3454 J GWF, 39, HONEST, SECURE, CARING, ISO GF, WM ISO F, 30-50, TO PLEASURE, TEASE AND • 20-40, for friendship, maybe more. Must be please. Attractive, handsome, 26, blond, I honest, secure and fun to be with. 3674 grn.-eyed, clean & discreet. Looking to fulfill ; a special woman's desires, needs and fanta- * SEEKING SOULMATE (WITH A SENSE OF sy. Race unimportant. 3469 * humor). Independent, honest GPF, 44, & cat seek special indiv. to share similar interests, J DWM, 48, TALL FIT, PROFESSIONAL, RELAincluding books, films, cooking, yoga, swimTIVELY sane, musician. Into bicycling, sailing, » ming, walking, animals & the quiet life in VT. hiking, skiing, dining, travel. Seeking attrac- * I S O LTR w / s o m e o n e 3 5 - 5 0 Y O . 3 6 5 8 tive, slender companion, 30-45, to share laughter, perspicacity and spirit. 3471 * MaWF, Bi-CURIOUS, WONDERING WHAT I AM missing. Attractive, blonde, blue eyes, early SWM, 31, 5'io", 190 LBS., ENJOYS BIKING, X- « 30s. Discretion needed and assured. Seeking C skiing, snowshoeing, philosophy, ghost * Bi or Bi-curious to teach me. Looking for stories by the fire. Believe we were put here * friendship plus whatever. 3662 to find love, a cup of coffee and stimulating I SEARCHING FOR A VIKING GODDESS W/O THE conversation. 3432 * EGO! Attractive 39 YO "preppie femme" RUTLAND AREA M, 52, INTERESTED IN start: seeking spirited GF, 25-35, who enjoys shoping a family with younger woman. Seek a I ping, cafes, antique haunts. Desire a slowdown-to-earth, creative, intelligent, artistic F * build friendship with definite chemistry. 3480 to settle down w/ & start a family. 3438 I

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OPEN AUDITIONS: GEPM, 38, SEEKS G/BiM, 18-40, interested in auditioning for the part of long-term companion. All types of music, sports, outdoors and gardening. Lively, NS, occasional drinker OK. 3781

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: 3741 LIFE-LOVING, SLENDER GM, 51, MOSTLY bottom, requests company of fit, mostly top GM, 40-55, for date. Life=gardening, the arts, travel, more. 3745 GAY CHRISTIAN IN NO. VT? SM, 42, ISO GM, 25-45, clean, discreet, outgoing, secure in personality & beliefs. Looking for LTR. 3672 SWEETNESS & SASS. SENSUAL GWM, 35, seeks GM who usually wouldn't answer a personal, for friendship leading to monogamous intimacy leading to LTR — the way it should happen. 3682 SWM, PROFESSIONAL, 44, 5 ' u " , 180 LBS. I love walks, talks, hiking, camping, biking, skiing, oceans, reading, the arts, movies, writing and gardening. Seeking an individual with similar interests. 3686

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MATURITY IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO ME. SWM, 38, clean, discreet, sensual. I love the company of older, bolder Fs. Are you retired, but not tired of it? Then call me. 3774 CUTE CU LOOKING FOR BiF FOR THREESOME. Tried it once and I loved it. Please fulfill my fantasy one more time. Both early-20S, looking for 23-30 YO. Help. 3779 WPCU SEEKS ATTRACTIVE, VOLUPTUOUS F, 28-45, for erotic, good times. ND/NS. Must be clean, discreet, sincere a honest. 3783

LOOKING FOR A RUTLAND Bi GUY. BiWM, 31, ISO same, 21-40, for immediate mutual pleasure. First please me, then we plus she could make three. 3466

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ELEGANT MUSE, MYSTERIOUS AND WRY. SWF, 46, seeks gentleman caller to spoil. Be a sincere, creative SWPM, 45+, who enjoys foreign films and the esoteric. NW VT. Box

CU SEEKING F FOR THREESOME. ALSO FOR friendship, fun and fantasy fulfilment. Both early 30s. Please help us find the right person. Must be discreet. 3599

MILES...MILO...MILANO... I'd like your address to send you a map & a key to my door. Either way, let me know it's you. AR. 3789 9/5, BIKE PATH. WE WERE PLAYING the passing game, as you put it. You were on a yellow bike in all white; I would dare to guess early- to mid-30s. Me: purple shorts/blue tank top. Would like to talk & ride together.

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BILL, THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY AD: #3688. Your response was interesting and provocative. Unfortunately, you didn't leave a contact number. Please call back so we can taik. 3756

STILL LOOKING FOR YOU, CHRIS. We met a couple of months ago & kept in contact. Then your phone number changed. I'm now lost & need some of your direction. Anxious to catch up. 3733 ATTRACTIVE F SOCIAL WORKER, long dark & silver hair, sweater and jeans, Marketplace Mall, 8/30, w/ coworker and friends, three years since I spied you last. Love to meet. 374Q ; TUES. AFTERNOON, 8/31, HEALTHY LIVING. I walked by while you were having lunch. I was wearing a long black skirt; your sweet smile caught my eye. Maybe we could meet.

I WANT TO SLOW DANCE. DWM, NS, 48, tall successful, athletic, good listener, enjoys fitness activities, cooking, music. Seeking to meet slender, fit easy-going SWF, NS. ISO a pleasant surprise? Me too. Box 582

Y, 48, STRONG, SILENT, STEEL exterior, warm center, masc., in shape, kind, compassionate, introv. ISO mono LTR. Patience needed—30 yr. solitary social existence, few updates since '68. Worthwhile. Box 601

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEONE OUT THERE, preferably a writer, NS/NS/NA, healthy, nice body, nature lover, some money, who can handle me. Same, 40+, yoga. Box 579

INTELLIGENT, ARTICULATE, WIDELY READ woman wanted, with good taste, good manners, indoor and outdoor interests andpossessed of a lively prose style. Let's correspond before meeting. Box 587

ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT WOMAN (FARAWAY, green, soulful eyes), loving heart sought. Adirondack eco-farmer, visionary, steel sculptor seeks kindred spirit, 30s, needing wild, dream home, romance, uplifting endeavors. Box 575

WBiM, 28, BOTTOM, SUBMISSIVE, X-DRESSER, new to scene. Looking for G/BiM, 25-35, for personal encounters for mutual pleasure. NS, honesty, cleanliness, discretion a must. Box 580

WWi, 50, AFFECTIONATE, HUMOROUS, bookworm, devout, physically active, land-loving mother looking for a down-to-earth, gentle companion with similar proclivities. Box 574

ATTRACTIVE BPF, 40, 5'8", 155 LBS, educated, enjoys outdoors, tennis, movies, seeking handsome PM, 35-42, NS, for LTR. Must like kids, honest, good sense of humor. If chemistry is there, let's grow together. Photo appreciated. Box 593

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9/1, CHEFS CORNER, WILLISTON. You: stunning, classy blond-haired lady w/ friend. Me: 3-pc. blue suit, curly hair and blue eyes, driving silver Mercedes. I would very much like to introduce myself. Please call. 3732

RETIRED, SINGLE, PERSONABLE MAN OF merit seeks companionship of F w/ integrity for LTR and mutual nurturing. 45-55 YO with modest income to share in full-time RV lifestyle. Box 586

SWPM, 30S, PASSiVE, SEEKS AGGRESSIVE SF, height/weight proportionate. For LTR. monogamous. Likes: discipline, spanking, Xdress, etc. 3667

STOWE AREA, WANTED: A ONE-WOMAN MAN, tall, well-built, hard-working, good dancer. Man born June or July, i96sish. No baggage. Box 600

ATTRACTIVE BPF, 42, 5'9". SPIRITUAL, romantic, NS, with children, looking for a gorgeous American M, educated & honest, for friendship, possible LTR. Box 592

WPCU SEEKING FANTASY FOR FOUR. He's dark and handsome, she's slender and sexy. Both 4oish and fit. ISO friendship, fun and erotic fantasy fulfillment with one other adventurous CU. Honest, respectful, discreet.

JOANNE AT ARVAD'S, 8/14. I n?eant to talk to you again, but you left too soon. Do you still live in Canada? 3735

TRAVELED, RURAL WiWF, 47, ISO PARTNER for life's 2nd half. Tall, attractive, sturdy, active. Educated professional, romantic soul. Enjoy traveling, exploring shared interests, new ones, too. NS. Ctrl. VT. Box 578

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SWCF, 29, EASTERN EUROPEAN, FIT, attractive, educated, loves animals, being outdoors, reading and cooking, seeks SWCM, 28-40, wit similar interests for LTR. Box 591

WBiCU, BOTH ATTRACTIVE; HE'S 40ISH, she's 3oish. ISO handsome WBiM for friendship, fun, fantasy and fulfillment. 30-45 YO, ND, NA. Please help us fulfill our lives. 3661

WATERFRONT VIDEO, SAT. NIGHT. 9/4. You said that you liked John Waters. I took your suggestion, but was hoping to watch Rushmore with you. Let's see a movie together. 3778

SWF, 27, LOOKING FOR OTHERS WHO SHARE similar interests. Enjoy music, theater, movies, TV, reading and much more. These activities are much more fun w/ others! Friendship only. 3767

SM, YOUTHFUL, HAPPY, HEALTHY, HORNY & discreet, seeks a CU, 25-45, yearning to unleash its most passionate carnal desires w/ an energetic, long-lasting male. 3509

SWM, 40, CLEAN, Bi-CURIOUS, CAN BE SUBmissive. Want to meet WCU or dominant F.

ARTIST/ACADEMIC SEEKS MAN OVER 40 W/ fondness for humor, oceans, books, gentle music, conversation, travel, country club activities, gifted children, philanthropy, attractive brunettes. Box 573

LETS IGNITE A FRIENDSHIP, HOPE FOR more. SWF, NS, 53, dark, slim, optimistic, centered, fit, full of fire, has indoor/outdoor interests, adores music, animals, country living. ISO kindred spirit, 4QS-5OS. Box 590

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FRIENDSHIP SOUGHT W/ INSIGHTFUL, contemporary, responsible individuals over 40. Appreciate visual arts, global culture, mystery. Occupation irrevelant. Urban exile transplants encouraged, charlatans are not. Value quality, the beautiful, rare and unusual. M & F equally welcomed, non-parents preferred. 3754 DAD SAID NEVER CHASE INSIDE STRAIGHTS. SWP, just shy of 40, street/book smart Ivy grad/Playboy alum seeks 5-6 gentlemen for friendly, straight poker. Nothing wild, no high/low; no ringers, rounders or collusidn. Cocktails, smoking, colorful language OK. Sportsmanship etiquette essential. Please invite me to your game. I play nice. 3773

DPM, 30S, Bi-CURIOUS, SEEKS CU, 35-50, TO fulfill my fantasy. Must be clean, safe, and willing to be gentle. Please help this firsttimer. 3739

0' FIRMAMENT ON HIGH! I need the strength & support of a great relationship to be on my side! Care to give this a try? 3457

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ARE YOU ACTIVE, MODERATELY ATHLETIC, non-politically correct, with a glaring sense of humor? This secure DPWM, 53, wants to meet you to share seasonal activities and life in general. Box 605 EARLY RETIRED ACADEMIC. PEACEFUL, alternative lifestyle in the hills. Gardens, hiking, canoeing, eclectic music, books... Super fit, 165 lbs., 5'io", health-oriented. ISO similarly inclined, educated, fit, slender, 5oish, outdoorsy woman. Box 599 ROMANTIC SWM, COLLEGE PROFESSOR interested in travel, photography, outdoors, Trivial Pursuit and much more. 5'io", tall, 51, 245 lbs., seeking adventurous, NS F, 21-50, interested in sharing life's joys. Box 603

SEEKING MY GODDESS, THE SORCERESS OF nature who would command my heart. Me: 5'io", long hair, blue eyes, slim & strong. Man of the mountains, child of the waters. Photo, please. Box 588

BORDER'S CAFE, LABOR DAY MORNING. You have brown hair, reading two Astrology books. I have dark hair, and was reading the newspaper. Would love to chat if you're interested. 3758 9/1 - I WAS SNORKELING. YOU HAD BEEN coming there for 30 years. I'd like to talk with you about your years at the Gorge. 3775 JIM, ALMOST ONE YEAR SINCE OUR LATEnight baseball game on industrial. Hoping for another chance to take you on. See you in the dugout? Fireman's friend. 3782

SWM, CANADIAN-EUROPEAN ACADEMIC, fondness for books, music, travel, nature, art; easy-going and open. Seeks woman, 35+, with similarities and sense of humor. Spiritual & communicative. Box 595 WRITE AND I'LL BRING YOU A ROSE. YOU ARE mid- to late-40s. I'm mid-sos, We prefer sunrise over sunsets, appreciation of antiques, have artistic abilities, a strong devotion to family. Could be vegetarians. Box 584

5ZZ LEAVING FOR VAIL MID-OCTOBER. SWM, 4oish, tall, tailed musician seeks Winter Wife, semi-lean traveler, no cigs., yellers. Share life, Vail apt., expenses. Pretty, ticklish feet a plus. Box 581

SMUGGLER NOTCH, RAINY SATURDAY, 8/21. You: originally from Minneapolis living in Burlington, black VW. Me; soaking wet, from Stowe, black truck. Meet again? 3723

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GPPS, 39 81 46, LOOKING FOR OTHER CITS for friendship. Interests include spiritual beliefs, nature, cooking, crafts, shopping, canoeing. Not into political causes. Homebodies encouraged. 40-55 YO. Box 598 SF, 45, SEEKING ADVENTUROUS, SPIRITED friends. Desires/appreciates travel, diversity, nature, spiritualism. Montpelier-based. Box

WM, 40S. EDUCATED, GOOD-LOOKING W/ sense of humor, seeks older woman, 57+, for adult encounters, fantasy fullfillment & friendship. Box 594 ARE THERE ANY TRIM, ATTRACTIVE, REASONably sane, intelligent CUs out there looking for the same in a DWM? If so, write. Box 589

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MATURE BUT WITH OCCASIONAL CRAZY streak, 33, NS, Br./BI., 5 ' n " , shy, romantic w/ non-existent social life, ISO friends first. Don't waste my time if you just wanna get laid. Box 604

ESSEX FERRY, 8 P.M., TUES., 8/31. The light emanating from your black Honda was bright. Where are you racing to in your canoe? Box 602

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Step Up, Step Out, Stop AIDS

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