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I was on the road as a rep for a long time, so it's “The Interstate Love Song,” by Stone Temple Pilots. — Eric Davis Snowboard Manager, The Downhill Edge Burlington “Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town,” by Pearl Jam. Either that or “Help!” — Stacey Steinmetz Marketing Director, Magic Hat Burlington

BASELESS ATTACKS ON OUTRIGHT Its a shame that foes of equal rights for gay and lesbian people have turned their sights to organi zations formed to protect the most vulnerable members of our com munity — gay and lesbian youth. Outright Vermont’s safe schools programs are designed to foster respect and tolerance in our schools — even for those who hap pen to be different. The assault on Outright Vermont raises the same question as attacks on the recently passed civil-union law: Will we embrace gay and lesbian Vermon ters as full-fledged members of our community, or are we committed to another generation of secondclass citizenship for them? Vermonters for Civil Unions con demns the baseless attacks on Outright Vermont and urges all Vermonters who care about pro moting the safety and well-being of all Vermont’s youth to do the same. — Beth Robinson & Susan Murray Ferrisburgh The writers are Board members ofVCU. POLLINA VOTE NOT WASTED Sandy Baird [Weekly Mail, September 20] erroneously equates an Anthony Pollina vote as one for

“Crazy,” by Patsy Cline. — Marcia Parker Jewelry Buyer, Frog Hollow Middlebury It changes from moment to moment, but right now it’s “Eyes of the World,” by The Grateful Dead. — Bruce Jones Organizer, Mad River Unplugged Waitsfield “At Last,” as sung by Frank. — Samantha Law Sales Director, Western Hotel South Burlington Wagner’s “The Ride of the Valkyries.” — Aaron & Debbie \ Millon Owners, Richmond Corner Market Richmond

Ruth Dwyer and a threat to women’s rights... Baird (and Democrats) aren’t totalitarians, but her “Big Lie” — substitution of (Democratic) “party truth” for the simple truth — sets her on a “slippery slope.” For as a Vermont attorney, having passed the toughest state bar exam (California’s only second), Baird surely knows Vermont statute man dates the Legislature elect the gov ernor when no one has a majority — and votes for Anthony Pollina cannot create a Dwyer majority. Barring a Republican Legislature, in which event Dwyer will surely have the highest vote, a principled vote for Anthony Pollina allows liberals to send a message to a centrist, Clinton clone (Dean), and allows admirers of social democratic achieve ments... to vote their hopes, per haps even realizing their dreams. — Joe Stetson Essex Junction Stetson is vice-chairperson o f the Chittenden County Progressive Party Committee. DWYER NOT QUALIFIED Now that the civil-unions bill has been in effect for three months, the time has come for us to assess the impact it has had. Has it increased our taxes? Has it affected prescription drug prices?

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September 27]. Personally, I am a huge fan of Peter, but let’s be hon est here: He is the most self-right eous guy outside of Ruth Dwyer’s campaign headquarters. He has the privilege of making his seemingly endless opinions known on a weekly basis from behind a news paper column. Every week, “Inside Track” reads like a laundry list of who meets Mr. Freyne’s approval and who does not, who has “earned” his so-generous compli ments and who has earned his bashing. And everybody earns a cute nickname. Chuckle as I do, the patroniz ing nature of these George-W.Bush-bestowed-1 ike names, and of the column in general, certainly do have a certain air of self-righteous ness. Like I said, I’m a weekly reader of Inside Track and I enjoy FREYNE THE SELF-RIGHT it immensely, and I certainly have EOUS ONE never been accused of being mod I find it interesting that Peter est with my own opinions, but I Freyne feels it necessary to label know that it would do Peter Terry Bouricius and Dean Corren as self-righteous [Inside Track, Continued on page 24a

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Has Vermont become a “homosex ual haven,” as some of the bill’s opponents have claimed? Has it destroyed our faith in God? Have husbands and wives stopped loving one another? Once we have asked ourselves these questions we must then ask ourselves if it is worth it to elect a governor who has made slanderous remarks about our schools, endorsed criminal destruc tion of private property, and has been ostracized by her own party. Because those Republicans who have banded together against Ruth Dwyer know her personally, I trust their assessment of her: She is not qualified to be the Governor of Vermont. I will vote for Howard Dean! — Alex McHenry Barre

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, Vermont. The Bish objected to the “pornographic” images in a safe-sex brochure Outright received from the state health department. Love the way Callahan crooned on and on about the “nekked bodies” in his lilting North Carolina twang. Oh, my word! And over the weekend the latest hate mail from He’s still got the magic. U.S. Sen. John McCain of the Rev. David Steilzbach landed in mail boxes. Arizona took the stage at Burlington’s VFW Monday Stertzbach is doing a lot of chest-thumping these days, evening alongside U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords and the air taking credit fdt Sen. Peter Brownell’s primary defeat was just as electric as it was last winter when he and Barbara Snelling’s sixth-place finish. Stertzbach’s packed them in at City Hall. anti-gay radio barrage before the primary was paid for John McCain swept Vermont’s presidential pri by a right-wing group with a Richmond, Virginia, mary but, in the end, lost out to the well-oiled money address. Stertzbach currently writes that he needs to machine known as George W. BllSh of Texas. raise $90,000 pronto. The straightforwardness, the courage, the self-dep Rev. Stertzbach runs Trinity recating humor were all still there. Baptist in Williston and a politi There’s simply no one in American cal action committee that’s fan politics who can hold a candle to ning the flames of intolerance. John McCain. No one in American According to the church’s Web politics who connects with individ site, their roots go back to Bob uals the way he does. No one in Jones University. American politics who can bring Cool. tears to the eyes of an old antiAnd this political sleazebag of Vietnam War protester when he the cloth is pitching an 8-minute talks about “the bones of video clip of Barbara Snelling’s Americans that rest in far-off places appearance on the “The Cherie all over the world that once were and Yolanda Show” on local killing fields.” public-access TV “free for a dona Fortunately, McCain did not tion of $50 or more.” catch the pitch Jeezum Jim made Babs recently appeared with earlier Monday at the Burlington Burlap’s talented drag queens to Rotary. Jeffords proudly pointed to promote adult literacy, a cause the front-page story in the Free long dear to her heart. Press touting the $140 million in Apparently, Rev. Sleazebag has federal “pork” that Jim, Pat Leahy mastered the wolf-in-sheep’sand Bernie Sanders are bringing clothing trick. It worked for him home from Washington this year. in September. Will enough peo Without Jeezum Jim back in the ple fall for it in November? Is Senate next year, the Northeast Vermont ready to join the Bible Dairy Compact won’t get renewed belt? and the Veterans’ Hospital in BY PETER FREYNE White River Junction will close, he Hockey 8*. Politics? — They don’t mix, do they? Or warned. Scare tactics? do they? No, said Sen. Jeffords. That’s the way the system Gutterson Fieldhouse was packed Saturday night was designed by the founding fathers, so that little to see the UVM hockey pucks play their first game states like Vermont can compete. since last January. And that Dodge Yukon parked at What a contrast it was Monday evening at the the front door was the one that carries Gov. Howard VFW as Sen. McCain railed against what he called a Dean around the state. Ho-Ho’s attendance was noted “national disgrace.” on the Governor’s weekly “Appearance Schedule” that “While the Congress of the United States porkwent out the day before. We found him half-way up barrel spends on every conceivable thing you can in Sec. 25 accompanied by a member of his security imagine on our appropriations bills, we have 6000 detail. Behind the scenes, the scuttlebutt was that Gov. proud, brave young enlisted families on food stamps. Dean had wanted to address the crowd before the That’s a disgrace!” he said to applause, including the game. Hey, a captive audience of 4000 voters! applause of our proud pork-barreler, Jim Jeffords. Great rumor, but not true! And as always, John McCain brought his sharp To many in Jockstrap Land, Howard Dean isn’t too ened sense of humor with him. Former Arizona Sen. popular. They remember how he came down hard on Barry Goldwater, the GOP’s 1964 presidential candi the school last December when the you-know-what hit date, was McCain’s campaign chairman. “On election the fan. Word behind the scenes was, the hockey pucks night Barry got a little nostalgic,” said McCain. wouldn’t take the ice if the governor took the mike. Goldwater told him, “You know, John, if I had been “Not true,” said a startled Ho-Ho, when we told elected President in 1964 and beaten Lyndon him about the grumbling. He was there strictly as a Johnson, you’d have never spent all those years in a hockey fan, he said. “It’s time to put the hazing stuff Vietnamese prison camp.” behind us,” he said. “I said, ‘you’re right, Barry. It would have been a Press Secretary Sue Allen echoed those sentiments Chinese prison camp.’” Tuesday. She pointed out the governor frequently Incidentally, Chittenden County State Sen. Peter attended games in the past and proudly wore a UVM Brownell, who headed up McCain’s victorious Men’s Hockey jacket. Dean discontinued his atten Vermont campaign, was respectfully acknowledged several times from the podium. Brownell, a former Air dance last season when the hazing story broke. But Sweet Sue told Seven Days her boss “is comfortable Force pilot, lost reelection when the local version of where the team’s headed. He’s back to being a fan.” the Christian Right successfully targeted him in the And, happily, yours truly’s back to being a fan, too. primary. It was “revenge is mine time” for the local The fact is, UVM had New Hampshire, the thirdpack of religious extremists, and they made Brownell ranked team in the nation, on the ropes for the first pay a price for his vote in favor of civil unions. two periods. Then they paid the price for two give But Brownell certainly got better treatment aways and a questionable penalty call. UVM lost in Monday evening than the Republican candidate for lieutenant governor, Brian Dubie. Despite the fact that overtime. But they showed more depth than we’ve seen in years and several freshman fit in like veterans. Can’t McCain appears in a TV spot endorsing Dubie, the Lite-Gov hopeful and Air Guard pilot was not permit remember the last UVM team this big and this fast. Groovy. ted to address the gathering. The event was under the command and control of the Jeffords campaign. Not a Wild Goose Chase — Last week yours truly received word was mentioned about Ruth Dwyer, either. word from five separate sources that the president and By the way, WCAX reporter Kristin Kelly asked publisher of The Burlington Free Press had posted a McCain in an airport interview how well he knew political candidate’s lawn sign in front of “Pine Brian Dubie. The Arizona senator replied he had met Haven,” his Underhill Center mansion. Yep, word Dubie just once at the GOP state convention. traveled fast in political circles that Boss Jim Carey Wow. Bosom buddies, eh? ^ had planted a “Ruth Dwyer for Governor” sign in front of his house. Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing? — If anything, this However, an on-site investigation by yours truly election season has already demonstrated that the on Sunday found no sign whatsoever on or near Boss forces of scripture-quoting religious extremism in Carey’ s property. But, whoa! Nice house, Jimmy-boy! Vermont have gotten stronger. A couple of fundamen Frickin’ huge! Gannett has certainly been a great com talist pastors are having a blast stirring the sex pot and pany to work for, at least for Jim Carey. Congratula raking in the dough. tions! Reporters may have to work a second job to Bishop Rick Callahan, of the Maranatha Christian Church in Williston, led 12 of his disciples in a wellcovered protest last week outside the office of Outright Inside Track continued on page 38a

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Real Survivors Marie Poleet, 73, spent 40 hours trapped beneath a lawn tractor that fell on her one Sunday afternoon while she was mowing her lawn in Jerseyville, Illinois. Two boys waiting for a school bus spotted her lying in a deep ditch Tuesday morning and notified the authorities. • A Linthicum, Maryland, woman spent the afternoon stuck to the floor after she lost her balance while putting down linoleum and fell into the glue she had spread on the floor for the tiles. Baltimore County Fire Department spokesperson John M. Scholz said the woman finally managed to call for help, but by the time county para medics and firefighters arrived, the woman had freed herself. Unfortunately, she had sat on her couch, where the rescue crew found her, wearing only a bra and panties, partially stuck to the couch with her legs crossed and glued together and a cordless phone cemented to her hand.

Lucky, Up to a Point A man dressed as a Hasidic Jew tried to rob a Miami pawn shop, but the store manager wrestled him for the weapon, took it away, pointed it at the robber and pulled the trigger. Fortunately, the gun wasn’t loaded. “No bullets,” Robert

Glacum said, “so I whacked him over the head with it, like five times.” The robber broke free and got into his getaway car just as Glacum’s assistant, Armando Borelly, came out of the pawnshop with a shotgun and blasted the front tire. Despite the flat tire, the robber managed to drive away.

Fur Fights Back A 46-year-old Missouri man and his 25-year-old son were bow-hunting in western Colorado when a black bear came out of the bushes and bit the younger man on the but tock. “His father was carrying a .44-caliber handgun, but appar ently became so unnerved by the attack he ended up throw ing the weapon at the bear,” Division of Wildlife spokesper son Todd Malmsbury said, adding the bear responded by biting the father on the thigh.

Part of the Problem A month after Chester L. Spayd complained that violent crime in his neighborhood made him fear for his life, police charged the 28-year-old Reading, Pennsylvania., man with the ax murder of his moth er’s live-in boyfriend. Spayd had been quoted in a story in the Reading Times and Reading Eagle as saying that as a result of recent shootings, “I don’t

come out of my house much, and nobody does around here.” Police said Spayd emerged from his house long enough to drive to the next county and dump the body of Kenny Long, 64, along a highway.

Get-Rich Scheme of the Week Bobby Brownfield, the director of funeral homes in Hodgenville and Elizabethtown, Kentucky, was charged with stealing more than $200,000 in prepaid funeral policies by declaring people dead who were still alive.

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Love Hurts When Paul McGregor, 31, proposed to Emma Priestley, 19, she told him that if he would swim a river, she would marry him. He jumped into the 120foot-wide River Trent in Newark, England, and made it about half way across when he disappeared. Authorities who recovered McGregor’s body said even though he was a good swimmer, he had been sucked under by fierce currents, which several signs along the river bank warn against. “If we hadn’t been so in love,” Priestley said, “it wouldn’t have happened.”

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$5 a day for kennel fees and $75 for disposal. The vacancy looms a little larger because there is at least one dog in town that definitely needs catching. There is also an ongoing need for dog policing: A recent call from a concerned citizen with a “demised dog in his driveway” was handled neatly because the unfortunate dog was actually hit on Route 16, and the town clerk ruled that this was a matter for the state. But select board member Robert Croteau observes that he’s not exactly swamped with applicants, raising a worry over whether dogs are getting left behind in the new economy. . . or at least being left alone. — Barton Chronicle, October 4

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Flying Under the Influence Students at the Cold Hollow Career Center in Enosburg say the sudden appearance of a dozen or more dead cedar waxwings piling up outside the school can be attributed to avian inebriation. Waxwings eat berries, and the nearby berry sources have a distinct odor of fermentation. The students speculate the tipsy birds have been flying under the influence and crashing into their reflections in the windows of the school building. “They have a very erratic flight pattern when they are drunk,” says teacher Robert Hayes. The solution? Streamers on the windows to break up the reflections and ropes in the trees “so it would look like snakes,” says Hayes. This plan is sort of working — the number of dead birds has dropped from 12 to five — though frankly the rope-and-snake idea seems a little loopy. — County Courier, October 5

It may be the gloom that comes with shorter days and colder nights, or the steady advance of election season, but headlines have taken a turn for the terse. Spotted recently: “Listen to Your Mother,” “Eat Spaghetti with Anthony Pollina” and “It’s National Metric Week, in Case You Care.” — Mountain Times, October 12, Barton Chronicle, October 11, Stowe Reporter, October 5

There’s no shortage of entertainment in the Barre police log. On September 25 someone was spotted riding a bicycle down North Main Street carrying six new pairs of sweat pants “with tags and hangers.” Later that same day, a woman went into her mother’s house on South Main Street and discovered “a strange young man talking to the cat,” although the report is silent on what the strange young man had to say, or whether the cat was holding up its end of the conversation. Later that same day there were “girls flashing people on Summer Street.” W ho says there’s nothing going on in Barre? — Times-Argus, September 2 6

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have played in Smokin’ Grass since their inception some six years ago. That makes the current solid six-piece — with dobro player Adam Frehm, gui tarist Doug Perkins, mandolinist Beau Stapleton and fiddler Patrick Ross — all the more satisfying. O ut on yet another tour right now, a 10-state excursion basically down the eastern seaboard, Smokin’ Grass is testing its new format in the band’s van — a sort of “airport shuttle thing with a Starsky and Hutch stripe down the side,” describes Santosusso. He says the band’s interpersonal rela tions have never been better, “but of course this is the first time we’ve had six on the bus, so I’ll let you know in a couple of weeks.”

ow that Phish is temporarily retiring from the road, fans are looking to see which of the multitude of jam-type bands will move into position number one. Smokin’ Grass has no such pretensions; they’re not even close to that level of renown, and two of the members still have day jobs — with indulgent employers. But the similari ties in approach must be noted: touring as often as possible; building a grassroots network of loyal fans; and spreading a kind of one-love Zeitgeist with the sheer joy of playing music. • Nobody said this level of commitment would be easy. “It’s a slow process picking up fans,” admits Santosusso. “W ith so many markets and so many places to play, it’s hard to get back to them quickly enough to build up a fan base.” The band tries not to overplay at home and wear out their welcome — they had only three gigs at Higher Ground last year. The genre, too, imposes limits; you just don’t hear much bluegrass on the radio, experimental or otherwise. College radio is key, along with a hand ful of underground folk shows — “but they’re big nuts to crack for a little band from Vermont,” Santosusso laments. It’s better in the south “where people know what [bluegrass] is,” he adds. Smokin’ Grass ruled in the West this summer: Their shows at the four-day High Sierra Music Festival in California were indeed a high point, and listeners loved them all over the state. “We’ve never had a reception like that,” Santosusso marvels. It didn’t hurt that the band took along their hot new fiddle player, Patrick Ross, an 18-year-old who burns up the stage with lickety-split licks and an engaging presence (see sidebar). But the truth is, Smokin’ Grass as a whole have never sounded bet ter. Perkins, a veteran of The Mandolinquents and The Gordon Stone Band, flatpicks like nobody’s business. His turns are reciprocated on the other side of the stage by the deceptively calm Frehm on

W hile Smokin’ Grass sticks to its roots enough to be invited to bluegrass festivals, they’re not averse to an idiosyncratic interpretation of Duke Ellington, Bob Dylan or Jimi Hendrix. dobro and resophonic. Stapleton, a Colorado native and member of the new-to-Burlington bluegrass band Limberjack County, is as agile on the mando as Ross is on fiddle, and seems to have naturally taken on the role of frontman. Santosusso’s rock V roll roots translate into some propulsive bass lines that pair nicely with Hamell’s kicking drums. Add to this some decent har monies and you’ve got, well, some smokin somethin. ' While they’re home, Smokin’ Grass have benefited from a little piscine generosity lately — invited to record at the Phish Barn, where they’ll work a few more days on their follow-up to 1998’s Take Yer Pick, sched uled for release in December. Then it’s back to the road for another 12 days, a few more states, where Smokin’ Grass will collect more followers, blade by blade. “I don’t have very high aspirations,’’ admits Santosusso — though he may not be speaking for all of them. “If I could just play music for a living and not work for any one else, that’s all I ask for.” @

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Barre at age 14, has already studied with the famous Nashville-based violinist Mark O ’Connor, and electrifies audi ences with a sophistication that belies his boyish appearance. Ross, who hails from the tiny town of Canaan near the Canadian and New Hampshire borders, was accepted at Berklee School of Music after graduat ing from the Lyndon Institute last spring. But a summer of

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just let out totally raw emotion.” Now, instead of listening to emo tional vivisection, she sublimates sadness into inspiration and writes music. Writing and singing com fort me,” she says. For some of us the prescription for pain can be a specific song. I’ve been known to play Macy Gray’s “Still” and Sheryl Crow’s “The Difficult Kind” until my neighbors are reaching for razor blades. On the flip side is Allan Nicholls, an actor, director and musician who splits his time, when he’s not work ing on films, between Huntington and Montreal. “I used to play ‘Layla’ by Derek and the Dominos every morning,” he recalls. “It put me in the right head space.” Nicholls now prefers the spirit ed music of Del Amitri, a band that shares his Scottish roots, and They Might Be Giants. “They’re upbeat,” he pronounces, “with a sense of irony missing in a lot of music.” He likes Celtic music — “sad, but uplifting,” he describes, but rejects musicians “like Jackson Browne, who take themselves too seriously.” Tom Ayres, marketing director at the Flynn Center for the Arts, feeds his sorrow with vintage, hard core country and classic soul. “Or I’ll play Neil Young and Lou Reed at threshold-out-of-pain decibels,” he explains. Ayres, who broadcasts “Emotional Weather Report” Tuesday nights on WRUV-FM 90.1, insists, “The greatest depres sion song ever written is Hank Williams’ ‘I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry.’” As evidence he pro vides lyrics: “Hear that lonesome

whippoorwill/He sounds too blue to fly/The midnight train is whin ing low/I’m so lonesome I could cry. Vermont State Senator Dick McCormack finds upbeat music “Pollyanna-ish,” but insists that “overtly sad music monkeys with you.” McCormack, who plays gui tar professionally when he’s not at the Statehouse, says he raises his spirits with Louis Armstrong and Bach. “But for that cosmic depres sion that hits about once a year, I schedule time for Mahler’s Third Symphony. It’s disturbing, very heavy and sad, but ends powerfully with what I consider to be earned optimism,” McCormack explains. “Mahler was in a bad marriage, and I think he was dying when he wrote the piece. He was working through universal concerns.” Mahler didn’t make the playlist for Amy Donath, buyer for Burlington’s Pure Pop Records. “For sheer desperation it’s Joy Division,” she insists. “They’ll either help you or make you want to slit your throat.” The downbeat Arab Strap “strikes a familiar chord, and makes me feel like someone understands,” she vows. “I love The Beatles, but since John Lennon died, listening to their music makes me too sad.” Instead of Sergeant Pepper, Donath feels fine via Weens White Pepper CD. “It’s happy, and makes me think of someone I love.” For me, wallowing in despair calls for Tom Waits, he of the grit ty, boozy voice, morose melodies and dissolute tales of cheap love gone bad. Luckily, my landlord and

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12 playing with Leftover Salmon and met Smokin’ Grass,” Ross remembers — though it may have been an earlier incarnation called Upside Down Frown. But while Ross finished high school, playing baseball and soccer — he was an All-State goalie — as well as the fiddle, the older musicians kept tabs on him. His mother wisely wouldn’t let him go on the road until he was 18, and after he crossed that milestone Feb ruary 22, Smokin’ Grass asked Ross to accompany them on a West Coast tour. He didn’t hesi tate. “I guess I really impressed them,” he says. “I’d really been practicing a lot.” “We asked him because he’s such a great player,” Smokin’ Grass bassist Mike Santosusso says simply. At the summer tour’s apex, the High Sierra Festival, Ross played with Leftover Salmon, Dr. Didj and The Yonder Mountain String Band as well as Smokin’ Grass, Santo susso explains. “Patrick has what we call ‘big ears’ — he hears everything and doesn’t need to know the song.” “Now I’m getting into learn ing music just in case I have to,” Ross puts in. “I’ve played by ear forever.” And what does he listen to for inspiration? Mark O ’Connor, of course, but also jazz recordings by greats like Charlie Parker and Miles Davis. Still too young to drink in the clubs he’s performing in, Ross already has a decade of playing behind him. It started when his father put a fiddle in his hands at age eight — the elder Ross’ own father, grandfa ther and great-grandfather had played the instrument, too. Patrick had played it only a few short years when his father died of a heart attack. He and his younger sister found the body, in fact, in the motel the family owned at the time. Working through that trauma, Ross says now, made him stronger. Even so, without his dad around to mentor him, he nearly aban doned his instrument. Mom would have none of that; she organized a fundraiser to send her young son to O ’Connor’s fiddle camp. “There were so many fiddle players that were so good, better than I was

“I didn’t pick the fiddle. It’s in m y blood.” —fiddler Patrick Ross and younger,” Ross recalls, “that I almost gave up. But I said, ‘I can do this.’” Motivated by O ’Connor’s tutelage and the awareness of his father’s lost opportunities, the 12-year-old turned to music with a passion. “Dad always wanted me to ‘read the notes,’ to study music theory,” says Ross. “I think one of his goals in life was to pass on that tradition. A lot of this is dedicated to his faith in me. I always have a feeling he’s watch ing over me; it’s really freaky sometimes.” If that’s so, Ross’ dad is surely having, albeit vicariously, a good time in the afterlife. His son has been in some 60 competitions and taken home* 52 trophies — which he unceremoniously keeps in the attic. The few times he lost, it may have been because “I was influenced by many styles, and you can’t do that at first,” Ross explains. “For awhile, I was labeled as ‘too fancy.’ This year a senior on the fiddling circuit said, ‘You finally learned to play.’” And now that he can play what he wants? “Whatever comes out through the instrument is a direct magnification of myself,” he responds. “Even a ‘mistake’ is who I am. “I didn’t pick the fiddle,” Ross adds. “It’s in my blood.” As for another year of tour ing, he thinks it’s a wise invest ment before school. “I know I still have a lot of learning to do — that’s why I’m taking a year off rather than paying 30 thou sand a year to practice,” Ross concludes. Besides, he’s having a smokin’ good time. — P.P.

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•'or serious music students, there’s no getting around repetition tice” since then. Classical guitarist Sam Guarnaccia of Shelburne has a different view on the subject of daily sessions. A Spanish teacher at Middlebury College and father of three, he’s getting up early and going to bed late, elbowing per sonal and professional demands aside in order to spend two hours a day with his instrument. In demand for weddings, corporate events and an occasional recital, Guarnaccia says practice is a high priority. His daily sessions are “addictive,” he adds, offering the same physical high that incurable runners experience when those vaunted endorphins kick in. “I really enjoy the physical, sensual part of playing, moving my fin gers, feeling the physical contact with the instrument,” Guarnaccia says. The practice habits of most

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ig Joe Burrell is on tour in Russia with The Unknown Blues Band, sitting with his trusty saxophone backstage at the Yaroslavl Music Center, 200 miles northeast of Moscow. Tonight this plain town hall is transformed into a jazz cabaret. The show is an hour away, and the place is filling up with jazz and blues fans who’ve scraped up half a week’s pay for a ticket. A circle of Burrell’s fans crowd near and beseech him, ‘Aren’t you going to rehearse? We would very much like to hear you play now, sir.” Burrell smiles. “Listen, fellas, I’ve been playing saxophone for 52 years. I don’t need to rehearse anymore.” That was 1991, and Big Joe has had even more “prac

musicians, and aspiring music students, may fall somewhere between Guarnaccia’s addiction and Burrell’s autopilot skills — there are no hard and fast rules about rehearsal. Musicians learn ing an instrument, trying to reach another level or staying sharp as professional performers have to find their own “laws” of practice and stick with them. Joe Burrell grew up in Port Huron, Michigan, and discovered the alto sax at age 12. “Nobody had to tell me to practice when I was a kid because I was so inter ested in it,” he recalls. “My first horn cost $15, and that was a lot of money in the Depression. I loved to practice. Nash, the kid next door, was learning clarinet in high school, and we’d show each other things.” The Russian anecdote notwithstanding, Burrell admits

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keep practicing every day, even in little bits.” With his guitar students, Guarnaccia is not as insistent on regular practice times as he once was. “I used to feel that if you didn’t practice every day you’d get struck by lightning,” he quips. Now he recognizes that a student won’t experience much musical growth in a stressful atmosphere. “Tension is the big danger,” Guarnaccia says. “I real ly try to get people to set up a practice situation that is relaxing and stress-free, even if it’s not every day. Attitude is more important.” Guitar and mandolin teacher Ralph Costanza of Colchester brings the rules of practice to an obvious, but sometimes underappreciated, point for people struggling with discipline or time: “It’s important to get start ed,” he says bluntly. “The first couple of minutes of a practice are important to get your momentum going.” Costanza, who is a part-time

Hewitt finds the weekly class — like a performance — gives the musicians something to work for. “All of my students are in groups,” she explains. “The stu dents don’t really want to be embarrassed in front of the oth ers.” Paul Asbell, guitarist with The Unknown Blues Band and a teacher for more than 30 years, backs up Hewitt’s view. “Only in the last 10 years has it become clear to me how so much of what an instructor does is to teach how to practice,” he says. Nevertheless, everybody even tually hits a low point with their instrument. “We call them plateaus,” Hewitt explains. “It may seem like you’re going nowhere, but in reality you’re broadening your base, and a growth spurt often comes right after.” For students struggling on a plateau, Hewitt offers up “stu dent-savers” — music pieces that “are right for their level, fun and almost irresistible. It’s a piece that grabs their attention to get them through the low period.” The challenge for Asbell is to help students develop great

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general music teacher at Fletcher Elementary and Mater Christi schools, admits practice wasn’t always perfect for him. “I hated practicing when I started guitar; it was like calisthenics, boring stuff.” Finally, though, he began to like it. “I could see the bigger picture of why I was doing it,” he says. Setting up a regular practice time every day is critical, says Costanza, especially for adults who tend to have major-league responsibilities. “They always say, ‘I’ll do it after I get this or that done,’ but they never get it done and, even if they do, they’re tired.” And playing daily is more important than the amount of time spent doing it, Costanza adds. “If your ambitions are modest, about a half-hour a day will keep you progressing.” Burlington piano teacher Carol Hewitt says one of her key responsibilities is to teach stu dents how to practice. “We have them for only about 45 minutes or an hour a week,” she says. “We’re here to teach them what to do at home for six or seven days.” Unlike Costanza, she favors a regularly scheduled time every day for practice — “just like a favorite TV show you would never miss.”

“muscle memory” through repe tition without turning them off. “The mind can understand something quickly, but that’s not true for your fingers,” he says. W ith good musical muscle mem ory, the mind is not slowed by thinking about fingering tech niques, but is free to create and express. Asbell offers the remark Charlie Parker once made, when he was asked how to play jazz: “First master your instrument, then forget all that shit and play.” Holly Chase likes how music can help kids feel better about themselves. At Union Elementary School in Montpelier she teaches some 450 students a year,- as well as some private students on gui tar and piano. “When their heart is in it, it makes them feel so good to learn music,” Chase enthuses. “It’s the same feeling other kids get from swinging a bat or kicking a ball. It’s a great self-esteem builder.” Motivation has to come from inside, she says. “If a child is tak ing lessons because the parents want them to, it lasts only so long,” she says. “When their heart is in it, and it’s coming from them, that’s when the magic happens.” Finding time for practice can

be hard For kids today, Chase laments — some of her students squeeze in 15 minutes before the school bus comes in the morning. Parents usually let her know when kids are having trouble focusing, or when a piece seems too hard. That’s when Chase takes it apart to see where the problem is. If a prac tice isn’t working, she advises, “take a break, go for a walk, do something else and then come back. Maybe you need to work on songs you really like to play for a while, or go to the store and pick out a piece of music you might want to learn.” When students hit a wall guitar teacher Nick Caiano of Burlington does the obvious. “We back right up. I might take a piece from a year ago and have them practice it again, but very slowly, thinking about the fin gering, how you get from one place to another, about the rhythm, the tempo. I try to get them to appreciate the piece from different angles. Usually you get a new head of steam going after that.” Caiano shares teaching space with veteran guitarist and teacher James O ’Halloran at Advance Music Centre in Burlington and sees about 25 students a week. He shatters the image of a strict, you-must-practice-or-else music dictator. “Kids don’t want to be shackled by a musical problem. They want to come in, feel good and have a good time,” Caiano notes. “I try to keep it as stress-free as possi ble. If a student says, ‘I can’t come in ’cause I haven’t prac ticed,’ I say, ‘Just come in and we’ll learn something else’.” Caiano grew up in the Westchester area of New York and remembers being 13 and hearing Kiss for the first time. “The next week I had a guitar and I was practicing until my fingers started to bleed,” he recalls. Unlike their kid counter parts, adult music students tend to focus on particular goals, “whether it’s just to learn ‘Brown Eyed Girl’ or some strummy campfire songs or advanced blues techniques,” Caiano reports. “I have a stu dent in his fifties who’s doing Steely Dan solos, a very focused practice. And I’ve got a 9-yearold whose parents say he doesn’t practice that much, or at all, but the kid is unbelievable... He must be sneaking it in when they’re not around.” ® Looking for a music teacher — or a piano tuner or instrument repair shop? Check out the 2001 Music Teacher Directory, pub lished this month by the Vermont Youth Orchestra Association. The directory lists instructors for more than 20 instruments, along with details about level and age o f stu dents accepted. You can call the office at 654-4708 to request a copy, or view the listings at www. vyo. org.

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Ci U„&wich You can have it all — in Montrea B y C hris B arry ompared to other cities its size, Montreal has never really had much of a live music scene. Yeah, yeah, we do that stupid jazz festival every year and think were so cool because of it. But, truth be told, most Montrealers would rather be at a football game or shak ing their booties at a disco than listening to some guy blowing jazz licks in a parking lot. That whole Montreal urban-cool jazz thing is just a big pose put on by subur banites who think it looks hip and sophisticated to be seen jump-jiving to Brian Setzer on Ste-Catherine Street. Nevertheless, there are still enough genuine music enthusiasts in these parts to justify at least a couple dozen live music rooms and several drinking holes where the music is as important as the booze. Here are a few you might want to know about.

Rock/Alternative Foufounes Electriques (87 Ste-Catherine E., 514-844-5539) This place has been around since the ’70s and has hosted everybody from Nirvana to The Dickies. It used to be that you knew what you were getting here on any given night, but these days the crowd and the music seem to change on a daily basis. Still, it’s a pretty good place to see a band and they still regularly book live acts. But come early if you plan to see a show here; they like to clear out all the rock ’n’ rollers by 11 p.m. so they can turn the space back in to a dance club, when they make their real money. Jailhouse Rock Cafe (30 Mount Royal W, 514-844-9696) Books local and international rock/punk/alternative bands seven nights a week. A staple on the live music scene. Club Zone (1186 Crescent, 514-398-9875) This tiniest of clubs exists in an arguably offensive part of town, but has local and imported bands on most nights of the week. A lot of the acts are just starting out in the world, but there are the occasional “live and inti mate-type” shows with people like Ron Sexsmith as well. Cafe Chaos (1635 St-Denis, 514-844-1301) Cafe Chaos is so small it makes Club Zone1feel like the Molson Center — which is, of course, one of the rea sons it’s such a good place to see a band. They book mostly young punks.

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Cafe Campus (57 Prince Arthur E , 514-844-1010) Usually you’ll find a young French crowd here, swinging to the rockin’ sounds of Jean Leloup, or something along those lines, but they also do a lot of local and mid-level inter national shows as well. Good sound and sight lines. Bourbon Street W. (1866 Sources Boulevard, Pointe Claire, 514-695-6545) A weird little spot out in the suburbs that books cover bands and over-.the-hill acts like Alannah “Black Velvet” Myles and Foghat. Their clien tele tends to be over-30, as well as suburban kids who don’t know any better.

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Le Swimming (3643 St-Laurent, 514-282-7665) Pool tables, expensive beer and a full house practically every weekend, when they hire the city’s brightest local bands to come in and r-o-c-k. Bifteck (3702 St-Laurent, 514-844-6211) This surly little dive has been going strong for decades. It’s where all the local musicians hang out and bitch about one another, and is a good spot to find visit ing alterna-rock royalty. Probably the only bar in town • that regularly spins ’60s garage legends The Sonics. Miami (3831 St-Laurent, 514-938-1112) I know they play music here, but by the time I arrive I’m usually too drunk to notice. Still, I can remember them playing The Gun Club’s Fire o f Love record in its entirety once, and that can’t be bad. A serious drinking crowd is found at Miami, and the booze is cheap. Clientele consists of hobos, musicians, writers and the occasional dot-com millionaire wannabe. Copacabana (3910 St-Laurent, 514-982-0880) This is Le Bifteck’s poor cousin up the road, playing a similar blend of rock music, with dirt-cheap alcohol and a few local musicians.

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Blues/Jazz Bistro a JoJo (1627 St-Denis, 514-843-5015) Owned and operated by a Quebecois rock legend, the abysmal Marjo, Bistro a JoJo has local blues artists doing four 45-minute sets a night, seven days a week. Every once in awhile they hire some incredible local talent, but most of the time it’s just the same old uninspired “I’ve Got My Mojo Working” cover done for the millionth time by some poor schmuck who just wants to finish his set, get paid and go home. Beer ain’t cheap, either, but don’t let that discourage you — sometimes a night at the JoJo can actually be a lot o f fun. It all depends on the act and the night. Biddles (2060 Aylmer, 514-842-8656) Local jazz hero Charlie Biddles runs this place for people like my parents, who want to hear some inoffen sive jazz while they chomp down on expensive pork ribs. Charlie himself can play like a wild man, and he does

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When it comes to piano tuning, Oie Hansen is a man of ‘action’

By Kristin D’A gostino he phone rings, and Jonathan McGrath picks it up. A baby grand has been left on its side, stranded by mov ing men responsible for delivering it to the new owner. “They rolled it in,” he says, eyeballs rolling in disgust and disbelief. This is apparently not the way to move a 600-pound piano — without wheels — into a house. Ole Hansen, piano doctor, acts imme diately, sending McGrath, his right-hand man, to repair any damage. A soft-spoken man with a thick Danish accent, Hansen is accustomed to mending mistreat ed pianos. “A lot of commercial movers are intimidated by pianos,” he notes. “They do a lot of damage because they don’t know how to hold them.” It’s not uncommon for Hansen to have to follow up a piano delivery with a touch-up repair job, smoothing

out whatever harm the movers have done. For this reason, he prefers to deliver his own pianos personally, escorting them from his shop in Shelburne to the har monious homes of his customers. A grand piano can weigh up to 1400 pounds, a seemingly super human load for any man unable to leap buildings in a single bound. But Hansen and McGrath manage to run the piano shop alone, using all manner of tools to transport the instruments: chains, pulleys and, during the icy winter months, a toboggan, for sliding pianos over rough terrain. Hansen, 51, is friendly and warm; the corners of his dark eyes are soft and crinkled from fre quent smiling. Hansen & Son was started in 0stykke, Denmark, by his late father, Jon Hansen, in the 1940s. The family moved to Burlington in 1968, settling the business into a converted barn on Main Street. Since the early ’80s, Ole Hansen has carried on his

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father’s tradition in Shelburne, repairing and selling old and used pianos, rebuilding the instruments like an artist, work ing from the inside out. “It’s like customizing a car, in a sense,” he muses. “You can take a nicely built American piano and start to put some German hammers in it, and all of a sud den you have something that’s a bit nicer.” Hansen recently built one such German-American mix for Phish keyboardist Page McConnell. “He came in and happened to see a used Yamaha grand piano that he liked, but it wasn’t quite ready,” Hansen recalls. “I told him how much better it could be. I wanted to put a few things in it.” McConnell apparently saw the potential and agreed. “I really enjoyed working with him because he appreciated getting that piano, and how different it became after putting the new parts in, making sure everything worked properly.” Hansen adds with a chuckle, “I’m sure he knows more about the action parts of a piano since he came to see me.” Being able to play a piano does not mean knowing how to tune it, Hansen maintains — few pianists understand the mechanics behind the music well enough to be hands-on. Tuning is an art in itself, requiring much patience and a keen eye for detail. The average 88-key piano contains more than 200 strings, each of which must be adjusted and tested during a tuning ses sion, to insure they’re achieving the proper pitch. This usually takes about two hours, though

Hansen insists a good tuner should be shooting for quality, not speed. Christofori, an 18th-century Italian, is credited for coming up with the grand piano scheme. He invented many of the first harpsi chords and put out an early ver sion of the piano called the pianoforte. This crazy conglom eration of strings caught on and has been working on the same mechanical principles, without revision, for the past 100 years. “Being such a complicated mechanism as it is, it’s absolutely astonishing that someone came

costs $85 and is recommended at least semi-annually. This time of year is especially busy, because “the climate affects the workings; humidity makes the wood swell and stick,” Hansen explains. “We had a cool summer, so the pianos were a lit tle better this year. Things are getting dry now with winter coming. I’ve been getting a lot of calls for tuning.” Asked if he’s met any famous musicians — other than McConnell — Hansen pauses, reluctant to drop names. “There aren’t too many really famous

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Dane Victor Borge, a renowned pianist and comedian. In recent years, Hansen has noticed, the piano is fading from the spotlight — at least for bands. “They bring around elec tronic pianos as a substitute,” he says. “I don’t know if it’s a cost consideration. It could be diffi cult to procure a piano or carry one with you from town to town.” As far as he’s concerned, that’s too bad. “The last time Ray Charles was in Burlington, he was playing just a small electron ic keyboard,” Hansen laments.

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abouUh^ctiorujart^J In i mu In 11 mi an up with it and it hasn’t been able to be improved upon,” marvels Hansen. “Pianos are one of the few instruments that owners know very little about,” he says. Even concert pianists rely on pro fessional tuners as much as the least accomplished player. This is where Hansen steps in. “I am one of the few doctors who still makes house calls,” he says, referring to the 20 to 30 small jobs he performs on-site each month. Common repairs include replacing ivory keys on old pianos or restoring the momentum in sticky keys so they bounce back quicker. Fine-tuning

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pianists in Vermont,” he replies. “O f course, when customers come in shopping for pianos, every third person had one in their family — it’s always, ‘Oh, my mother was a concert pianist.’” But Hansen’s skills have been key to visiting performers, famous and otherwise, since the ’60s. “I used to rent and tune pianos to everyone that came through the Burlington concert circuit,” he reveals. “The Beach Boys toured with a big, white rented Steinway concert grand. I tuned it for them.’’ He also had occasion to fix a piano for fellow

“His stage presence lacked so much, because you’re used to see ing someone like that in front of a real piano. He doesn’t know how much of an effect that has.” Some players, Hansen sug gests, would never tour without a real piano. “Can you imagine Billy Joel, the ‘Piano M an,’ in front of a little keyboard?” he asks incredulously. Hansen’s prize piano sits among the 50 in his shop — a Czechoslovakian grand worth $50,000. The name Petrof is spelled out across its glossy breast. “The most famous are European — Bosendorfer,

Faziola.” The names slip like music from Hansen’s tongue. “These are very small production companies, pretty much hand crafted instruments.” Hansen & Son sells an Italian brand called Schultze-Pollmann. “These guys moved into northern Italy, one of the regions where you can find the best spruce,” he says. “The wood in the Italian Alps, in the Val de Fiemme Forest, is absolutely spectacular. This is the same wood Stradivari picked up for his violins.” As much as Hansen appreci ates the fine art of making pianos, he also approves of break ing them — the “junky” ones, anyway. “Sometimes pianos shouldn’t be passed down in fam ilies,” he insists. “Pianos don’t become nice antiques, they just become old pianos. There’s too much mechanical stuff that wears out and falls apart.” Hansen & Son junks 20 dilapidated pianos each year, shipping them off to All Cycle’s recycling plant. There the instru ments enjoy one last musical fling: “You put a few grands on the floor and the bulldozer goes after them and that’s it! Crushed!” exclaims Hansen, his eyes glowing like a kid’s watching fireworks. “They make wonderful noises! It’s an experience to see.” Despite his pleasure witnessing this destruction, Hansen clearly prefers the role of piano doctor — over making music, too. Hansen quit classical piano lessons at 14, “when I got a teacher I didn’t like,” he explains. “Now that I tune pianos all day, I don’t actual ly feel the need to sit down and play. Maybe when I retire...” ®

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There have been a lot of warn ings from Mr. Dean that voters should not vote out of anger and fear that he believes is the guiding force of Ruth Dwyer’s campaign. I call Dean’s warnings the fear/fear factor which is, of course, a double word title for a double standard. Okay, here it is in a nutshell: Don’t vote for Ruth cause she angrily stirs fear about my policies, so vote for me out of fear for Ruth’s anger. Yeah, okay, we are to believe we should not vote out of fear unless it’s the right, moral fear that will propel Mr. Dean back to office. Yeah, okay, I get it. Okay, I’m shak ing now so get me to the voting booth. Look, you know that Mr. Dean and his highly paid campaign team have tried to demean Ruth Dwyers character by portraying her as angry and mean-spirited. From the first day of Mr. Dean’s cam paigning he warned Vermonters not to be swayed by the anger and fear stirred up by his opponent. Actually, Mr. Dean showed more anger as he said this than Ruth has shown all this political season. This attempt at arousing fear in the other candidate is old and tired, and it has no bearing in this campaign. But Mr. Dean and his people invoke a double stan dard by getting people to vote for him out of fear of Ruth. But it is not working because Ruth has con ducted herself extremely positively and offered rational and assertive, not demeaning, criticism of Mr. Dean’s plans... — Robert Skinner

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Anthony Pollina is not spoiling this year’s political campaign. Howard Dean is, by pandering to voter fear that Ruth Dwyer will become governor. Dean’s myth goes something like this: with Pollina in the race no candidate will receive a majority of the popu lar vote. That means the legislature will choose the next governor. And, without any rules to govern how they vote, it’s almost certain that a rogue band of legislators will select Dwyer. The truth is that there is only one scenario that will allow Dwyer to win: if she receives more than 50 percent of the popular vote. Every other scenario ends with either Pollina or Dean as governor. Here’s why I believe this to be true. Scenario 1: Dwyer wins more than 50 percent of the popular vote. Outcome: The only scenario in which Dwyer becomes governor. Scenario 2: Either Pollina or Dean receives more than 50 per cent of the popular vote. Outcome: Dwyer does not become governor. Scenario 3: No candidate receives more than 50 percent of the popular vote. Outcome: The legislature selects either Pollina or Dean — whomever has the greater number of votes to be governor. Dwyer does not become governor. While there are significant poli cy differences between Pollina and Dean, a vote for either of these candidates is clearly a vote against taking Vermont backwards. Given the current political climate it would be suicidal for the legislature to select a candidate that a majori ty of Vermonters had voted against... — Douglas Dunbebin

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ments. That’s a very important “unless,” because the vast major ity of payments for the use of copyright-protected works — “royalties” — are made under a contract negotiated between the owner and the user. But so that people aren’t prevented from using important works just because an owner either refuses or overcharges, the law provides for the payment of mandatory royalties for the use of a pub lished work. When you give permission to someone to make copies in exchange for a royalty, you are “licensing” them to do so. If you sell your copyright, either for a specific payment or for an ongo ing percentage of revenues, you have “transferred” or “assigned” the copyright. The reason record companies are suing Napster, instead of the musicians them selves, is that musicians don’t license; they transfer their copy rights in the recordings (but usually not the underlying com position) to the record compa nies, who then are the owners and have the right to protect their property. Another issue to clarify is that if you own a copyright and

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By M arkus B rakhan he most important and compelling legal debate affecting musical artists these days is the one over Napster and the .risks that per son-to-person — or peer-topeer, known as “P2P” — filesharing presents to the owners of copyright-protected works. That debate is currently winding its way through the courts, and is worth summarizing for music fans who might care to know what they can and cannot legally do. First, remember that copy right and patent law was envi sioned by our founding fathers, who declared in Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution ' that Congress shall have the power “to promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclu sive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.” In other words, the Framers knew that the best way to foster tech nological and artistic develop ment is to create a legal profit incentive. The practical truth is, if you don’t want your stuff copied, don’t put it on the Internet, because it will be. But it’s a dif ferent story if other people put your stuff oil the ’net, and that’s really what the Napster case is all about — who is responsible for what is put on, and copied

by means of, the Internet. This case pits record compa nies against a provider of soft ware and a Web site that permits people to list their “sharable” collection of music as download able data. Napster was intended for music fans to index and pres ent their collections for sharing, but the issues presented could apply to any typetif electronic data that is a copyright-protect ed work, such as text or images. One of the critical distinc tions to make — and one appar ently not well understood by the lower court in this case — is that Napster itself does not actu ally do any illegal copying. Rather it facilitates file-sharing, which has included some illegal copying of copyright-protected material. Therefore, the record companies want to make Nap ster pay for what its users are doing: unauthorized copying. Would such people make illegal copies even if there was no Napster? Probably, but the record companies don’t like Napster making it any easier. To oversimplify the issues somewhat, the record companies argue that Napster is bad because it can, and is, being used to duplicate copyright-protected material. Napster counters that how people use its software is outside of their control or responsibility; and noncommer cial copying is OK under an exception to the law prohibiting copying called “fair use.” The

trial court agreed with the record companies and shut Napster down, but Napster appealed the enforcement of the order, and is still operating while the appeals court decides the issue. Copyright protects pretty much any product of human activity that is capable of being copied. The obvious examples are music, writing and pictures, but the law also applies to art like sculpture, dance perform ances and fabric patterns, which can’t exactly be downloaded — yet. But for those media that can be digitized, the Napster case is very important to the future of

Presley’s, Bands like The Grate ful Dead and Phish waived their claim to noncommercial copying of their live performances, there by authorizing legal bootlegs. Many more bands have done the same for studio recordings in order to generate interest in their music. So, if everything that’s in the public domain is freely copyable, what about the stuff that isn’t? In the Napster case, the court found that because the software and system is used for illegal duplication, it should be closed down, and thereby not be used even for copying materials in the public domain. This issue was probably wrongly decided, in my opinion. Just as with photocopiers, cas sette and videotape recorders — and indeed computers them selves — the fact that a machine can be used for illegal purposes does not necessarily mean that it always and only will be used for illegal purposes. In this basic premise I believe that Napster is right: It’s not the system that makes illegal copies, it’s the peo ple who offer and copy protect ed materials against the wishes of their owner that “ruin it” for

That’s really what the Napster case is all about — who is responsible for what is put on, and copied by means of. the Internet. protecting one’s rights in such works. The copyright law provides that the owner has the exclusive right to say who can copy or use an unpublished copyright-pro tected work. Once the work is published, anyone can use it, according to other provisions of the copyright law that say how much you have to pay to use it, unless you make other arrange

don’t care that people copy, you have “waived” your claim to copyright and the work becomes part of the “public domain.” Material for which the copyright has expired — 95 years from its first publication or 120 years from creation, whichever comes first — falls in this category. This is why nobody has to pay royalties to Beethoven’s estate, but they still have to pay Elvis

the law-abiding citizens who only offer materials in the public domain. The other major issue is whether Napster users are taking advantage of the system in such a way that falls within fair use — that is, the legally recognized exception of the prohibition on copying protected works. The test for whether a “use” is “fair” is subject to a challenging and

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unclear test based on the bal ancing of four factors, accord ing to the statute: “(1) the pur pose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes; (2) the nature of the copyright ed work; (3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copy righted work as a whole; and (4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.” This exception permits one to quote copyrighted works in commentary and to make mixed “party tapes.” The Supreme Court has found, for instance, that “time shifting” — taping a TV program while you’re away so you can watch it later — is a fair use under the copyright law. But the court found that the law which exempts home recording does not apply to Napster. The record companies claim that downloading a whole record is different than making mixed tapes. Napster counters that so-called “space shifting” —*storing ones data at a loca tion other than its original for access purposes — is similar to making tapes for, say, your car or your office, and therefore is excepted by reason of fair use. Many believe that downloading — aka “ripping” — an MP3 of a disc you already have is a fair

use. I tend to agree with the record companies on this issue: Copying a whole record obvi ously violates fair-use test factor (3), and trading is qualitatively different than sharing. Similarly, the court found that the law which exempts from prosecution online bul letin boards, Internet service providers and universities from illegal copying by users of which they have no knowledge does not apply to Napster. The record companies argue that because the law mandates poli cies saying that users of an on line system may not copy pro tected material, and must ter minate users whom the online service knows are copying ille gally, a system that fails to stop such uses is liable. Napster acknowledged that when it was started by two 18year-olds, the system was not managed in compliance with the legal copying requirement, but now that it is professionally managed, such a policy is in place and being used effectively. Therefore it is now both subject to, and in compliance with, the law shielding it from liability for its users’ illegal copying. This suggests that Napster is probably liable for its earlier violations, but that if it is com pliant now, it should have the benefit of the law protecting compliant online services. Once again, I agree with

-Napster: In general, it should not be responsible for the acts of others who use the system illegally, and thereby be prohib ited from offering its service to the vast majority of users who do so lawfully. I hope Napster wins its appeal, but, unlike many extremist commentators, I do not believe that copyright is dead. There are certainly instances in which it is com mercially reasonable to waive one’s right to control copying; it has obviously helped sales of tickets and merchandise for bands like Phish. But for bands that don’t tour, or for writers — both of songs and text — in particular, I believe the basic presumption of “protectability” should remain intact and per mit creators to contract for spe cific royalty rates, as well as whether to require payment at all. But for both the artists who waive their rights and members of the public who copy protect ed material, the Napster case is like the gun-ownership argu ment: There might be some chaos, but freedom should be presumed so long as ultimately the user — and not the manu facturer — is responsible for his or her actions.

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JOHN CA SSEL (jazz piano), Tavern

(house/Top 40), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. Women NC/$2/$7. 18+

TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub,

at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. 9 p.m. NC. MYREGAARD TRIO (jazz/blues),

FRIDAY CLYDE STATS (jazz), Upper Deck

Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Rasputin's, 5 p.m. NC. THE M ISFITS, DILLINGER'S ESCAPE PLAN, SHADOWS FALL, DARKEST HOUR, HEMLOCK VERDICT (hard-

core/punk), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $15.

Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim ’s Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. DJ KWIK (house/hip-hop), Ground Zero, 10 p.m. $2. TAPESTRY (groove rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. JIMMY T & THE COBRAS (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. DISTANT THUNDER (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. C4 (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

(acoustic soul/blues), Dockside, 7:30 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer-songwriter), Borders, 8 p.m. NC. A-DOG & COMPANY (urban DJs), Fuel, 8 p.m. $8/$5 after mid night. AA CLUB RETRO W/DJ LITTLE MARTIN,

JOEY LEONE & CHOP SHOT

135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4. CRAIG HURWITZ (acoustic),

Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. CONSTRUCTION JOE (alt-rock/coun-

try), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. RON LEVY’S WILD KINGDOM

(blues/jazz/groove), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ HANNIBAL, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10:30 p.m. NC. LION’S DEN HIFI SOUND SYSTEM

(reggae DJs Yosef & Ras Jah I. Red), Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PERRY NUNN (acoustic guitar), Ruben James, 6 p.m., followed by TOP HAT DJ, 10 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. 2K (house/hip-hop; DJs Frostee & Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $3/10. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JALAPENO BROS, (rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARC BRISSON BAND (rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC.

Singer-songwriter Daniel Cage is

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Angela’s Pub, 9:36 p.m. NC. THE NATURALS (rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3. COUNTRY CATS (country-rock), Gallagher’s, 9 p.m. $3. EAMES BROS, (blues/jazz), Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5. LIVE MUSIC, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4/5.

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RON LEVY’S WILD KINGDOM Daniel Cage. His debut CD, Loud on

Earth, has been described as a “fever filtered through dreams,’’ and it’s no surprise “Sleepw alking” is

(blues/rock), Mountain Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC. REBECCA PADULA (singer-song writer), Three Mountain Lodge, 6 .p.m. NC.

the first single. But this alt-atmos pheric music is far from drowsy.

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Budbill; VT Opera Theater), Montpelier City Hall Arts Ctr., 8 p.m. $15. NORTHERN DELIGHT (acoustic blues/jazz), J.P. Morgan's, 7 p.m. NC. PICKLED BEETS (blues), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. PC THE SPINDOCTOR (house/Top 40), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+

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(acoustic), Mad River Unplugged, Valley Players Theater, 7 & 9:30 p.m. $15/18. 7:30 p.m. NC. DEB PASTERNAK (singer-song

A FLEETING ANIMAL: AN OPERA FROM JUDEVINE (written by David

135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $4.

Budbill; VT Opera Theater),. Montpelier City Hall Arts Ctr., 8 p.m. $15. SPINN CITY W/DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop/r&b), Millennium NightclubBarre, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+

MR. FRENCH (rock), Nectar’s,

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9:30 p.m. NC. RETRONOME (DJ; dance pop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $2. BLOOZOTOMY (jump blues), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-

Gallagher’s, 9 p.m. $3. BLUE FOX (blues), Mountain Roadhouse, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4/5.

writer), Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. $6. MELO GRANT (urban DJ), Fuel, 8 p.m. $8/$5 after midnight. AA CLUB RETRO W/DJ LITTLE MARTIN,

Campus Center Theatre, UVM,

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hop/r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. : FLASHBACK (’80s DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. URBAN DJ NETWORK (DJs Spin & Irie; hip-hop/house), Millennium Nightclub-Burlington, 9 p.m. $3/10. COSMIC DILEMMA (jam), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson Hotel, 8 p.m. $8/6. 18+ GUY COLASACCO (singer-song writer), Jake’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. HIT MEN (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. HIGHLAND WEAVERS (Irish), Tuckaway’s, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. MARTIN SEXTON (singer-song writer), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $13/15. 18+ BAD HORSEY (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. TANTRUM (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL MARQUIS (singer-song writer), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. BACK ROADS (country; line danc ing), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12. DJ KWIK (house/hip-hop), Ground Zero, 10 p.m. $2.

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has seen the demise o f many a club before, but 156 St. Paul Street is about to have yet another reincarna tion — this time as a teetotaler. Co-owners Kevin Ryan, Michael Smith and Bret Kernoff (the building owner who ousted Club 156 last month) are on the verge o f opening Fuel. And not only is the new club foregoing alcohol and cigarettes — “fueled” by Pepsi products instead — it will have a new approach to its hours and patrons, too. Fuel will be all-ages, all the time, but because of some innovative scheduling the clientele is likely to self-select according to time o f day. That is, the place will be open to the after-school crowd from 3 to 7 p.m., with an array o f “top-of-the-line” arcade games, explains Ryan, as well as an Italian menu, featuring pizza from Juniors. Then the “bar” will close for an hour and reopen from 8 to midnight — with urban/hip-hop deejays on weekends as well as local and, eventually, national live acts. Finally, Ryan says Fuel will shut down again for an hour — ostensibly to encourage the under-agers to go home — and reopen from 1 ro 3 a.m. (5 a.m. after they get the license), providing a “wind-down period” for those who just aren’t ready to call it a night. “We don’t want to encourage young kids to stay out all night,” says Ryan. “We want kids here to be safe and sober and protected” — and that goes for kids of all ages. The trio brings significant experience to Fuel — even if an alcohol-free vennire is new. Ryan currently works in security at Higher Ground, is the former owner o f Electric Circus in Malletts Bay and has man aged, booked and promoted bands. Smith is a 12-year veteran of restaurant management, including food ser vice at a Vergennes school and, most recently, Gateway Cafe. He too has worked with bands — on concert +~ tours with stars such as Cyndi Lauper and Bon Jovi. Kernoff also owns the North Hero marina and has long worked with a party/wedding deejay service. It remains to be seen how successful a bar sans brew and butts can be, but the newly upgraded light ing and sound system should help — the owners’ background suggests the role music will play. “It’s going to look, feel and smell like a nightclub,” Ryan assures. (Without smoke and spilled beer? I don’t think so.) “It will be completely different from any thing that’s ever been in here.” Fuel will host an open house this Thursday and be

have the honor o f being first on-stage at the brandnew Fuel (see above) Sunday — following the Ani DiFranco show at the Flynn. Guest Marshall Pierce will sit in on keyboards. Karson and krewe will also inaugurate^te new location o f Tonic hair salon on Main Street next week. Talk about a gig to dye for...

HORNING IN The Vermont Youth Orchestra is the envy o f every starving artist this week — it won a prestigious $100,000 challenge grant from the Kresge Foundation. Such an award is rare for a local or regional arts organization — but the string attached is that the VYO must meet its capital-campaign goal of $1.4 million by next June to receive the grant. Since they’re over 1 mill already, that sounds doable. The money being raised is for a new home in a rehabilitat ed building at Fort Ethan Allen, which will accommo date rehearsal rooms, classrooms, performance spaces, administrative offices, storage and a music library. Way to fortify. DO GOOD DEPT. Meanwhile, Burlington’s only teen center, 242 Main, scrapes by despite hosting more benefits than the United Way. That’s why you should bring a few bucks and your dancing shoes over to Club Metronome this Thursday, where Barbacoa, DysFunkShun and Exclamate! donate time and talent for a good deed and a good time.

New York Times to offset pokey summer sales. That’s what Fred Wilber found out following a September 22 article that pitched his Montpelier record store, Buch Spieler, as one of the little Davids against the corporate Goliaths o f Amazon.com, MP3.com and CDNow. In response to such Internet giants, what was a small businessman to do but start his own, albeit less glamorous, Web site (www.bsmusic.com)? Lo and behold, his and countless other mom-and-pop sites have in fact helped stave off the physical as well as Web competition of big retailers, with their smallis-beautiful values and old-fashioned, personal cus tomer service — this according to a survey from the National Trust for Historic Preservation o f 1500 downtown businesses nationwide. Quirky tastes help, too — Wilber just happens to offer a number o f obscure and out-of-print movie soundtracks, for one thing. And as proof positive that everyone still loves an underdog, Buch Spieler’s Web hits, which had raised sales a modest 10 percent before, spiked madly after the article appeared. “We went from an average of 40 a day to over 3000 the day the article came out,” Wilber reports, “then it started to drop down.” But other papers continued to pick up the article via the AP, so e-mails are still com ing from all over the country. “Most o f them are peo ple looking for out-of-print recordings,” says Wilber, “but we’ve also gotten about a dozen orders from peo ple who simply want to support another David in the battle against the Goliaths.” Some have ordered a handful o f CDs they could have gotten anywhere. The article inspired a congratulatory letter from Sen. Patrick Leahy and has certainly helped the stores bottom line. “It’s not dramatic, but it’s helped us to renew our commitment and enthusiasm for retailing,” Wilber concludes, “which we often find to be a hellish experience.” After 27 years in small business, it’s a reward well deserved.

ATTENTION OPEN MIKERS! Hard to believe it’s been a year, but, yep, it’s time once again for the Advance Music Acoustic Guitar Search. And no, the store has n’t misplaced a guitar, so put down that flashlight. This here’s a singer-songwriter contest, wherein the . entrants must show their stuff up there on that big scary stage all alone. It works like this: At each of the two semi-finals — this Wednesday at Ri Ra and next Tuesday at Ruben James — three contestants will be chosen (and will earn prizes from W IZN). These six will perform at the finals November 1 at Nectars, and the winner will take home a spiffy new acoustic guitar from Advance, 10 hours o f recording time from Last Exit Studios, and two hours o f Web design plus six months o f Web hosting from Homebrewed Concoctions. And everyone gets a T-shirt! All three nights are free, so bring your best tunes and most boisterous supporters. Preregister up until the last minute at Advance, or by calling 863-8652.

GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH? N ot even acute gaso line shortages stopped the Open Roads Festival in Glasgow, Scotland, this summer, reports Vermont’s traveling troubadour Rik Palieri. Representing the American “hobo” community with poetry, photos, tunes and some mean banjo picking, Palieri joined a caravan o f “wandering Gypsies and English travelers” all over the city, with concerts in every nook and cran ny. The Gypsies came from Europe, Russia and India, he says, and “took our breaths away with the exotic music and dance that have made Gypsies famous all over the world.” Not content to simply play music, one Indian ensemble also walked on nails and spit out fire. Must have made all those “Take Back Vermont” signs look like pretty tame stuff back home in Hinesburg.

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IAN MOORE, AND ALL THE COLORS... (Koch Records, C D ) — Ian Moore’s most recent release, a n d a ll the colors... demonstrates a familiarity with a pretty broad musical spectrum — not just electric blues. Reluctantly cast in the m id-’90s as the latest Austin guitarist prodigy in the Stevie Ray Vaughan mold, Moore has cut his long hair, shed those majorlabel constrictions and opted for a more personal, textured song-oriented vision. The record has a lush, kudzu-covered, Southern-gothic feel to it, eclectic and complex with literate, impressionistic lyrics.

ment at age 5! — violin, piano and bazouki, for starters. But the focus is on his soulful tenor and stir

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Stones or Dylan on the strength o f this record — as he did in his earlier, hairier incarnation — he does have the satisfaction o f bringing his indie-osyncratic

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Plains, takes on geography and has already gone gold. Despite the studio m agic, though, constant touring is what he likes best. Winston returns to Burlington, at the Flynn Center, this Monday.

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folk), Borders, 3 p.m. NC. PAT MCKENZIE (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. ZINGO WITH ZENO (benefit bingo), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. Donations. ANI DIFRANCO (alt-folk), Flynn Theatre, 8 p.m. $26. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (trance/house DJ; bass & drums), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. CHAIR 13 (alt-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC JAM W/JACIE & PAUL, Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. JENN KARSON & BAD JU JU (alt-pop), Fuel, 11:30 p.m. $5. AA DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Champion’s Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. COSA BUENA (Latin jazz w/Jairo

Sequeira & George Brooks), Capitol Grounds, 11 a.m. NC. A FLEETING ANIMAL: AN OPERA FROM JUDEVINE (written by David Budbill; VT

Opera Theater), Montpelier City Hall Arts Ctr., 3 p.m. $10. REGGAE SPINS W/DJ STROBE, Ground Zero, 3 p.m. NC.

tion, first semi-final), Ruben James, 8 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY (jazz), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. CHANNEL 2 DUB BAND (reggae), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. ONE STEP BACK (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. BASHMENT (DJ John Demus; reggae/dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. OXONOISE (rock), J.P.’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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TUESDAY, SONNY & PERLEY (Brazilian/jazz duo),

Leunig’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. pUB QUIZ (trivia game w/prizes), Ri Ra, 8:45 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Burlington Coffeehouse, 8 p.m. Donations. ADVANCE m u s ic a c o u s t ic g u it a r SEARCH (singer-songwriter competi

Productions), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. $3/$7. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SOULS OF MISCHIEF, X-ECUTIONERS, PEP LOVE, MASTERMINDS, BUKUE I

(hip-hop), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $22/24. 18+ RUSTED ROOT, DANIEL CAGE (groove rock; alt-pop), Ross Sports Ctr., St. Michael’s College, 8 p.m. $12/18. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MONTI EMERY (acoustic soul),

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Times Cafe, 7:30 p.m. $2. LADIES NIGHT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $ 8 / 10 . OPEN MIKE, Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. HOUSE BAND/OPEN MIKE, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. MILLENNIUM POOL TOURNAMENT (’70s'90s DJ; prizes), Millennium Nightclub-Barre, 9 p.m. $3/$7. 18+

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rhYtHm & nEws Continued from page 30a cults started predicting the end o f the world. It obviously didn’t happen — at least for most o f us — but the doomsayers might just start up again this year, on the theory that mathematicians were right, after all, about when the millennium actu

ally begins. All I can say is, I know one thing that will disappear come January 2001, and I don’t mean December 2000. It’s Tones Music and Art, Inc. — the little record store with the huge, and frequently arcane, selection — in Johnson. And owner Jeff Angione isn’t going out of business; between the physical and virtual stores, the merch is moving, he reports. “The phone rang off the hook this morning,” he says. “I mail out

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at least one package a day because of the Web — and that’s just vinyl.” If it ain’t broke, why sell it? Because, for one thing, Angione’s wife is pregnant with their third child, and a responsible family man does not spend 12 hours a day at work if he can help it. A nine-to-fiver with a regular paycheck and benefits must be looking pretty good. Another reason, though, has nothing to do with obligations on the homefront: Angione is getting sick and tired of the music business. “I can’t buy $14 CDs any more and sell them for $18,” he says in disgust. “I just can’t support the record industry anymore. It’s all based on the dollar, not artistic talent.” Fans o f the 9-year-old store know Angione has a great selection of vinyl and used everything — “It’s always been about the music,” Angione says. “If you’ve seen High Fidelity, that’s kind of what we’re about.” But going all second-hand is too narrow a niche in Johnson, Vermont, and he’s not interested in becoming “a Grateful Dead outlet or a glass shop.” As for his online business, he says his niche is defined by customer service. “I ship for free, and I offer something else at a discount if I don’t have what you want.” But the real issue is “supporting an industry that is clearly corrupt.” So Angione is hoping someone else will feel O K about supporting it and buy his shop. He says his inventory is worth twice what he’s asking — $65,000 ($185K for the whole building, which includes a rental apartment) — and “everything in the basement is gravy. Someone could liquidate the business, turn around and start another business with money in their pocket. I’m not hurtin’ and have to do this, it’s just a choice,” Angione says. “It’s the end of

an era, but somebody else will pick it up some where and run with it.”

GRANGE ROVERS Speaking o f small towns, Montpelier’s Ed DuFresne is out to make them a little livelier, if not exactly exotic, with a new “Town Hall and Grange Series” around Central Vermont. “What we’re doing is using Vermont’s underutilized town halls and granges to bring music to rural areas,” explains the proprietor of “Edified Presents.” DuFresne has done promo work and organized shows in the past, and now is “just taking it to the next level.” Last weekend heralded the first THAG event, called “The Funky Hoe-Down” and featuring the soul-groove o f Ekis and bluegrass from The Mad Mountain Scramblers. It brought out a respectable 125 folks in Greensboro. Each event — scheduled for once per month — will have an overall theme, DuFresne reports, with corresponding music from “the talent in our own backyards.” Right now he’s working on a Brazilian carnivale m otif and SambatUCada, for instance. For Vermonters who live just a bit too far from the bright night lights o f Burlington, the series offers faster relief than aspirin from cabin fever this winter — espe cially since the long-awaited opening of M ontpelier’s Pyralisk has been delayed again. DuFresne aims to keep the costs low, around five bucks a show, and also hopes to attract some vol unteers to help out. If you’re interested, or want to recommend some music, call him at 2299942, or e-mail at edifiedl@ hotm ail.com . ‘H EA V Y ’ DU TY If you haven’t visited www.bigheavyworld.com lately, you have some

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catching up to do — and if you’re a musician, you might want to add some thanks. That’s because proprietor Jim L o c k rid g e keeps the tech nology for his “urban scene” Web site on the cut ting-edge, and no one works more tirelessly and zealously to promote Burlington-area music. Lockridge, who works without pay, is a whiz at getting local businesses to aid the cause. Thanks to a pile o f hard, soft and virtual donations from places like Small Dog Electronics, SoVerNet, Fidelity Media, Sorenson Media and Btownsound.com, BHW now hosts an online broadcasting network, featuring the “overwhelm ingly inclusive and eclectic” tunes from 300-andgrowing Vermont-made CDs (many of which can be purchased from BH W ’s vermontmusicshop.com.). “We’ve been broadcasting Big Heavy label stuff for a long time now, through a third-party provider,” notes Lockridge, but we now have our own streaming network.” The all-Vermont-music 24-hour radio station will soon feature inter views, live deejays and even, by late November, acoustic shows broadcast live right from Big Heavy World headquarters. (Interested in airplay? Call 865-1140.) As the piles of equipment around his cramped College Street office attest, the Big Heavy activity doesn’t stop there. Real-time audio and video broadcasts of concerts from a variety of Burlington venues can be delivered right to your computer screen, Mac or PC. Recent concerts included STM P, P risoner 13 and C h ain saw s and Children. Up next: the Shad ow s Fall et al. show this Friday at 242. Bands can even check out the venues empty, with 360-degree photos

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SIN G LE T R A C K S As part o f their sponsorship deal, Burlington alt-rockers Chin Ho! appear on the Jagermeister compilation disc, Are You In? — and in my humble opinion their rousing “I Regret” is one of the few songs among the 18 worth listening to. But I might be a little biased. . . Th e Seth Y aco vo n e B lu e s B a n d ’s latest disc, Dannemora, will be played in its entirety next Wednesday, October 25, on WCLX-FM (102.5) at 8 p.m. . . . And speaking o f SYBB, an Italian fan with enthusiastic but fractured English recently dispatched a request for all three o f the band’s CDs and the charming wish, “Have a big fortune in your future” . . . Looks like Vermonters feel strongly about deadly explosions: The “Concert for a Landmine Free World” at the Flynn December 5 sold out in about an hour this Monday. O f course, the attraction might be the all-star lineup: Em m ylou H arris, Steve Earle, N an ci Griffith, B ru ce C o ckburn, M ary Chapin Carpenter and John P rine . . . ®

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featuring artworks in many media by more than 200 area artists. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 775-0356. Through November 12. ROBERT BIRBECK, sculpture, and DOROTHY MARTINEZ, paintings. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 8773668. Through November 1. 13 ALUMNI A R TISTS, a juried exhibi tion of sculpture, painting, photogra phy and installation art by prominent college alumni. Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 10. MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE: 2 0 0 YEA RS, a

collection of prints, photographs, drawings and artifacts documenting the school’s history. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4435007. Through December 10. 12 ALUMN( A R TISTS: CREATIONS FOR AN EXTRAORDINARY YEAR, showcasing

craft artists who have graduated from Middlebury College. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-4074. Through November 10. STONES, SCHOLARS AND SUPPORTERS: MIDDLEBURY AND THE GROWTH OF ITS COLLEGE, a multi-media exhibit in

honor of the college’s bicentennial. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through March. PAINTING WITH RAGS, STO RIES IN WOOL, a showcase of more than 20

Vermont rugmakers. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through November 11. SCU LPTFEST 2 0 0 0 , featuring works by

artists created over the summer, including artists-in-residence Margarita Kiselichka, Yin Peet and Kimio Inoue. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, W. Rutland. Through October 22.

C E N T R A L

V ER M O N T

HOWARD ROMERO: NEW PHOTOGRAPHS and ARCHITECTURAL DRAWINGS FROM THE ECOLE DES BEAUX-ARTS. T.W.

Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through November 12. MY MOTHER’S GARDEN, drawings and paintings by Pria Cambio. Horn of the Moon Cafe, Montpelier, 229-9649. Through October 23. CONTEMPORARY ARTIFACTS, an invita tional exhibit of pit-fired clay works by Jimmy Clark. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 244-1126. Through October. IMAGES OF AUTUMN: A RETROSPECTIVE, drawings, paintings

and fiber work by Pria Cambio. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 2237800. Through November 2. ELIZABETH NELSON, paintings. Supreme Court, 11 State St., Montpelier, 828-3278. Through October 20. WHAT ABOUT OUR NEST? Recent paintings, prints and mixed-media works by Carol E.S. MacDonald. Mist Grill, Waterbury, 244-2233. Through October. REGROUPING, an exhibit of artwork and crafts by five friends, Michael Barsanti, George Lawrence, Rose Loving, Pat Cerra-Young and John Young. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232. Through November 12. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS: Work by local artisans. Vermont By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing. SCRAP-BASED ARTS & CRAFTS, featur ing re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Ongoing. ALICE ECK LES, paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

NORTHERN BARBRA BRAGG, an MFA thesis exhibit of drawings and things. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1310. Through October

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p o s te r w h o s e c e n tr a l im a g e w a s lifte d fr o m “T h e R a k e ’s P ro g re ss” — a n d “M a n o f th e P e o p le —

h e a s s a s s in a tio n o f P re s id e n t K e n n e d y w as, fo r m a n y A m e ric a n s o f a c e rta in age, a n

H e L o v e d H is D o g .” T h e la tte r is a n e n la r g e d

e v e n t t h a t s to le a w a y in n o c e n c e . A n d it’s

c o p y o f a p h o to g r a p h o f W a r r e n H a r d in g .

s u re ly n o c o in c id e n c e t h a t th is th e f t re v e rb e ra te dA rg u a b ly th e m o s t c o r r u p t p r e s id e n t in U .S . h is in th e a r t w o r ld o f th e ’6 0 s: A n e w g e n e ra tio n o to f ry , h e ’s p ic t u r e d p la y in g w i t h h is m u t t o n th e a rtis ts b e g a n to th o r o u g h ly “q u e s tio n a u th o r it y ” W o fh i t e H o u s e la w n . T h e r e ’s n o m o r e m e a n i n g to th e tr a d itio n a l a rtis tic c a n o n b y “a p p r o p r ia t in g ” it th a n th a t , u n le s s y o u w a n t to re a d in t o th e p o p ic o n s — in fact, c re a tin g s o m e n e w o n e s — p ie c e a llu s io n s to m o d e r n - d a y p o litic s — o r p o litic s -a s -u s u a l. a n d t h r u s ti n g th e m u n d e r s o c ie ty ’s n o se as a rt.

B o rro w in g im a g e s fro m

c o m m o n ly a v a ila b le so u rc e s w a s b y n o m e a n s o rig in a l, b u t th e w h o le sa le , iro n ic a n d o fte n p e jo ra tiv e re fle c tio n o f o u r c u ltu r e in th is w a y — th e m o s t fa m o u s b e in g A n d y

W a r h o l’s C a m p b e l ls s o u p c a n s — u s h e re d in a n e w level o f p e rm iss iv e n e ss in a rt. T h e a e s th e tic in c lu d e d a la c k o f re g a rd fo r p e rm a n e n c e . It w a s a d is tre s s in g tr e n d , n o d o u b t, fo r m u s e u m c u ra to rs . W i t h th e e v o lu tio n o f c h e a p a n d ac c e ssib le m e a n s o f re p r o d u c tio n , a n d a d e c lin in g re s p e c t fo r s u c h

I n th e te c h n ic a lly w e ll- e x e c u te d c a te g o ry is

c o n s tr a in ts a s c o p y rig h ts , a rtis tic a p p r o p r ia t io n

K a te K e h o e , w h o s e “ S h o o t T e r r o r is t” is a m y s tify

b e c a m e a g e n re u n t o itself, le a d in g to all m a n n e r

in g p h o to g r a p h ic im a g e o n a lic e n s e -p la te -s iz e d

o f p ro je c ts in th e v isu a l a n d v e rb a l a rts. I t s a w o n

p ie c e o f silv e ry m e ta l. P .R -S m ith c o n tr ib u t e s a

d er, really, t h a t n o M c C a r th y - e s q u e c ritic s u s p e c t

p a p ie r - m a c h e h e a d o f M a y o r P e te r C la v e lle a n d a

e d a so c ia list p lo t in all th is , e v e n th o u g h a t its

“ S n a k e in th e B o x ” r e p r e s e n tin g R ic h a r d N ix o n

c o re th e g e n re feed s th e m o s t A m e ric a n a n d c a p i

— “o n ly a te m p o r a r y re s -e re c tio n .” B o th a re v e ry

ta lis t o f ideas: fre e d o m o f e x p re s sio n a n d D IY

n ic e ly d o n e in d e e d . G r e g P a ja la lite ra lly w e ig h s in w i t h th e m o s t

in d iv id u a lis m .

s e le c tio n s in th is e x h ib it, a n d h is c o n t r i b u t i o n s are

A ll o f w h ic h le a d s to “e le v e n .tw e n ty tw o .s ix ty th r e e ,” a g r o u p e x h ib it a t R e d S q u a re w h o s e

a p p r o p r ia t io n s o f a p p r o p r ia t io n s : H is “T r ib u te to

title , o f c o u rs e , is th e d a te o f J o h n F. K e n n e d y ’s

J a s p e r J o h n s ” is a 3 - D , tie re d A m e r ic a n flag m a d e

d e a th . O n e th i n g th e s h o w reveals in s p a d e s is a

o f w o o d ; h is “M a r ily n ” is a v e rita b le c o p y o f

f u r th e r d e g e n e ra tio n o f th e “fin e ” in fin e art;-

W a r h o l’s; a n d h is “ K e n n e d y D e a th C a r ” is th e

“The Lake Series.” Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through November.

b o o m e r s h a v e n o c o r n e r o n b r a t ty p e rm iss iv e n e ss ,

a c tu a l s a w e d -o ff re a r e n d o f a L in c o ln lim o .

MARCIE VALLETTE AND THOMAS VALLETTE JR., paintings. Tegu Building

s h o t. M u c h o f it w as a p p a r e n tly d a s h e d o f f q u ic k

d e g re e th e s h o w in s p ire s p o litic a l a c tiv is m , o r e v e n

21. CYNTHIA PRICE, new paintings from

Gallery, MorTisvilie, 888-4548. Through October. PASSION AND PROMISE: THE ART OF HAITI, paintings assembled by the

Friends of Hospital Albert Schweitzer. Sales of the works benefit the hospi tal. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through November 18. S« )Mi 1 is. | f I I S ^ p t l NAPOLEON IN EGYPT, engravings, pho

a n d th e d is p la y h e re o f a r tw o r k t h a t is in s u b s ta n

“ E le v e n .tw e n ty tw o .s ix ty th r e e ” h its u p o n a

tial in e v e ry se n se o f th e w o r d c o m e s m o s tly fro m

w e a lth o f issues f r o m th e K e n n e d y to C l i n t o n

a rtis ts w h o w e re n ’t e v e n b o r n w h e n K e n n e d y w as

eras, fr o m civil rig h ts to c iv il u n io n s . T o th e

ly a n d in th e “p o litic a l” Z eitgeist o f b o th th e

t h o u g h t , w ill b e s u b je c tiv e , b u t o n e c a n alw a y s

th e m e a n d th e c u r r e n t c a m p a ig n s e a s o n , in th e

h o p e it w ill a t le a s t g e t o u t th e v o te . M e a n w h ile , R e d S q u a re o w n e rs J a c k O ’B rie n

sla p d a s h w a y H a llo w e e n c o s tu m e s a re o fte n

a n d M a r k G a u t h i e r h a v e a lso fo s te re d th e p ro life r

a ss e m b le d . In o th e r w o rd s , th o s e m u s e u m c u ra to rs w o u ld

a tio n o f a r t in th e i r o t h e r e s ta b lis h m e n t, C lu b

n’t fin d a lo t to love in th is sh o w , e ith e r, b e c a u se

M e t r o n o m e — b o t h s p a c e s a re c u r a t e d b y th e

th e m a te ria ls u se d are in s o m e cases to o e p h e m e ra l

p s e u d o n y m o u s B u r lin g to n a r t is t “M r.

to m a k e a la s tin g s ta te m e n t, o r b e c a u se m a n y o f

M a s te r p ie c e .” A t M e t r o n o m e th e a r t is m o r e a

th e s e s ta te m e n ts h av e b e e n m a d e b e fo re . T h a t said ,

to ta l “e n v i r o n m e n t ,” in a u g u r a te d b y g e o m e tric

tographs, maps, letters and artifacts; and LUIGI LUCIONI: A CENTENARY RET

th e re is also a s o r t o f d e v ilis h ly reckless, ra b b le -

w a ll m u r a ls p a in t e d b y M r. M a s te rp ie c e h im s e lf,

ro u s in g a n d c o m e -o n e -c o m e -a ll s p irit to th e e x h ib

a n d n o w jo i n e d b y a n in c r e m e n ta l in s ta lla tio n b y

ROSPECTIVE OF A RENAISSANCE REAL IST, landscapes and still lifes by the

it as a w h o le th a t m a k e s fo r fu n v ie w in g , a n d t h a t ’s

G lo v e r a r tis t T o r in P o rte r. T h e firs t in s ta l lm e n t

n o t s u c h a b a d th in g . A lo n g th e w ay, to o , is th e

c o m p ris e s n u m e r o u s c le a r p la s tic b a g s fille d w i t h

d isc o v e ry o f a few p iece s th a t are w e ll-m a d e te c h

w a te r a n d s u s p e n d e d fr o m th e c e ilin g . In fa c t, th e

part-time Vermonter (1900-1988). Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through January.

nically, o r t h a t e sc h e w easy c y n ic ism o r sa tire to h it

e n tir e e x h ib it — e n ti tl e d “ T h e L a s t F r o n t ie r ” —

h o m e w ith ra w sin cerity .

w ill h u g th e c e ilin g , u ltim a te ly f o r m in g a s o r t o f

O n e o f th e la tte r is a b la c k - a n d -w h ite p h o t o g ra p h b y R o b e r t C a m p b e ll: “M rs . M e d g a r E vers

SURFACE AND DEPTH: TRENDS IN CON TEMPORARY PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHY,

featuring the work of eight artists exploring new photographic practices. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-6462808. Through December. P L E A S E NOTE: Seven Days is unable to accommodate all of the displays in our readership area, thus these listings must be restricted to exhibits in truly public viewing places. Art in business offices, lob bies and private residences or stu dios, with occasional exceptions, will not be accepted. Send your listings to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

— W id o w .” T h e sty le is u n p o s e d d o c u m e n ta r y , a

id io s y n c ra tic c o n s te lla tio n . P o r te r w ill s o o n a d d a h u m a n fig u re n e a r th e c o r n e r o f th e sta g e , w h ic h w ill b e m o v e d e v e ry

lo o k t h a t re p re s e n ts its e ra e v e n i f y o u d o n ’t k n o w

th r e e w e e k s u n ti l it re a c h e s th e s o u th w e s t c o r n e r

th e s to r y o f th e p a in e d w o m a n s ittin g o n a c o u c h

o f th e a d ja c e n t ro o m . P e o p le a re in v i te d to c o n

in a n o n d e s c r ip t liv in g ro o m . F ra m e d c a su a lly a n d

tr ib u t e o b je c ts , w h ic h w ill fo r m a “tr a il” a c ro s s th e

w i t h o u t glass, th e im a g e d e se rv e s fa r b e tt e r p re s e n

“sk y ” as th e fig u re m o v e s . N e e d le s s to say, th e

ta tio n — a n d a rc h iv a l p re s e rv a tio n — b o t h fo r its

o b je c ts n e e d to b e lig h tw e ig h t a n d o u t o f re a c h , so

q u a lity a n d h is to ric sig n ific a n c e .

as n o t to p u t c lu b - g o e rs in p e ril.

A m o n g th e w o rk s w h o s e c u rr e n c y is a h u m o r

T h e o b je c ts le ft in t h e fig u re ’s w a k e m i g h t re p

o u s a b s c o n d in g o f im a g e s fo r a ra sc a lly p u r p o s e

re s e n t w h a t w e ’d lik e to ta k e w i t h u s to a n o t h e r

— d o w n lo a d e d , n o d o u b t , fr o m th e I n t e r n e t —

p la n e t as th is o n e b e c o m e s m o r e c r o w d e d , P o r te r

a re tw o b y “J o h n R u s k in .” O n e o f sev eral a rtis ts

p o se s — o r p e rh a p s w h a t w e ’d p re f e r to leave

in .th e s h o w to u se a n a p p r o p r ia te d o r s im p ly fic

b e h in d . E it h e r w ay, th e in s ta lla tio n is n o t h i n g i f

tio n a l s o b r iq u e t, “ R u s k in ” h a s e n te r e d “ Ira ,

n o t in te ra c tiv e , a n d it p ro v id e s a w e lc o m e c e le stia l a s p e c t to a n o th e r w is e e a r t h y d o w n to w n b a r. ®

“ eleven.twentytwo.sixtythree,” Red Square, Burlington. Through November. “The Last Frontier,” an installation by Torin Porter, Club Metronome, Burlington. * Through December.

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this remake of a 1967 comedy in which Satan materializes in the form of a beautiful woman and offers to grant a loser seven wishes in exchange for his soul. Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley star. (PG-13) CECIL B. DEMENTED The latest from John Waters concerns a band of “cine ma terrorists” who kidnap a big-time starlet and force her to act in their underground film. With Melanie Griffith, Stephen Dorff and Patricia Hearst. (R) GROOVE Greg Harrison’s American Graffiti-inspired story depicts a single night in the lives of a group of San Francisco friends. Starring Lola Glaudini and Rachel True. (R)

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*=REFUND, PLEASE **= COULD'VEBEEN WORSE, BUTNOTA LOT *** = HAS ITS MOMENTS; SO-SO **** = SMARTER THAN THEAVERAGEBEAR *****-AS GOODAS IT GETS MEET THE PARENTS*'72 In the latest from Jay ( Austin Powers) Roach Robert De Niro is an intimidating ex-CIA oper ative. Ben Stiller is the prospective son-in-law who accompanies his daughter home for a first visit and finds himself on the wrong end of a grueling interrogation. With Teri Polo and Blythe Danner. (PG-13) SUNSHINE**** From Hungarian direc tor Istvan Szabo comes the epic chron icle of one family's struggle to endure three generations of the AustroHungarian Empire's anti-Semitism, corruption and brutality. Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Ehle star. (R) AUSTIN POWERS: THE S P Y WHO SHAGGED ME*** What could be groovi

er? Mike Myers is back as everybody’s favorite man of mystery. Heather Graham, Rob Lowe and Robert Wagner join him for this second battle between the farces of good and evil. (PG-13) PSYCHO**** Alfred Hitchcock’s most enduring exercise in all-out terror and suspense. Anthony Perkins stars as a disturbed motel-keeper with the moth er of all mother complexes. Janet Leigh and Martin Balsam costar. (R) LOST SO ULS**'72 It’s been a hell of a year for Satan at the movies. Film after film has offered apocalyptic visions of his return to and/or conquest of the Earth. He’s teamed with Winona Ryder and Ben Chaplin in this one, a thriller about a plot to help him take over the world by taking over the body of a human. Janusz Kaminski costars. (R) THE LADIES MAN**'72 Director Reginald Hudlin helps Tim Meadows bring his popular SN L character to the big screen in this comedy about a politi cally incorrect talk-show host who’s fired because of his inappropriate behavior. With Shane Meadows and Will Ferrell. (R) DR. T. AND THE WOMEN*** The latest from legendary filmmaker Robert Altman chronicles the personal turmoil of a handsome gynecologist in the throes of a mid-life crisis. Richard Gere and Helen Hunt star. (R) REMEMBER THE TITANS**'72 Denzel Washington plays a tough-as-nails foot ball coach facing the task of forging one team out of two Alexandria, Virginia, high schools — one white and one black — brought together by forced integration in 1971. Will Patton costars. Boaz Yakin directs. (PG) DIGIMON: THE MOVIE** Oh, good: While we wait for the next big-screen Pokemon release, we can watch our kids get sucked into a whole new mar keting scheme — I mean movie fran

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chise. Jeff Nimoy directs this animat ed adventure in which eight kids help defend DigiWorld, and the digital mon sters who live there, from the usual forces of evil. (PG) ALMOST FAMOUS***'72 The latest from Jerry Maguire director Cameron Crowe is the semiautobiographical tale of a teenage boy who gains entry to the heady world of big-time rock journal ism. Billy Crudup, Kate Hudson and Frances McDormand star. (R) BRING IT ON*** Kirsten Dunst, Gabrielle Union and Jesse Bradford star in this saga about the rivalry between two top cheerleading squads. Peyton Reed directs. (PG-13) SPACE COWBOYS***’72 Clint Eastwood directs and costars in this geriatric journey to the heavens in which four old-time Air Force vets are sent to defuse a deadly Cold War-era satellite. Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner and Donald Sutherland come along for the ride. (PG-13) WHAT LIES BENEATH** Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star in the latest from Forrest Gump director Robert Zemeckis. Shot partially in Vermont, the picture tells the spooky story of a wife who becomes convinced the ghost of a woman with whom her husband once had an affair is haunting their home and planning to do them harm. Amber Valletta costars. (PG-13) DINOSAUR***'72 Between the budget for this prehistoric kid-flick and the cost to build the digitial studio needed to produce it, Disney has sunk an esti mated $350 million into this film. A pretty heavy bet for a coming-of-age cartoon about a cuddly reptile. Featuring the vocal stylings of D.B. Sweeney, Della Reese and Joan Plowright. (PG) THE PATRIOT***'72 From the guys who gave us Independence Day comes this Revolutionary War-era saga about a retired war hero who dusts off the of

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BIJOU C IN EPLEX 1 -2 -3 -4

College Street, B urlington, 8 6 3 - 9 5 1 5 .

Shelburne Rd, S. Burlington, 8 6 4 - 5 6 1 0 .

Rt. 1 0 0 , Morrisville, 8 8 8 - 3 2 9 3 .

Wednesday 1 8 — thursday 1 9

W ednesday 1 8 — thursday 1 9

Dr. T and the Women 1 :1 0 , 3 :5 0 , 7 :1 0 ,

Lost Souls 1 :3 0 , 4 :2 0 , 7 :1 5 , 9 ;5 5 .

9 :5 0 . The Contender 1 2 :3 0 , 3 :2 0 , 6 ;3 0 ,

Ladies’ M an 1 :4 0 , 4 :3 0 , 7 :2 5 , 9 :4 5 . The

9 :2 0 . The Exorist 1 2 :5 0 , 3 :3 0 , 6 :5 0 ,

Contender 1 :1 5 , 4 , 6 :4 5 , 9 :3 0 . Digimon:

9 :4 0 . M eet the Parents 1 2 :4 0 , 3 , 7 , 10.

The Movie 1, 3, 5. Get Carter 1 :15 , 4.-30,

Remember the Titans 1 2 :4 5 , 3 :1 0 , 7 ;2 0 ,

7 :2 0 , 10. M eet the Parents 1, 4 :1 5 , 7,

9 :4 5 . Almost Famous 1, 3 :4 0 , 6 :4 0 ,

9 :5 0 . Rem em ber the Titans 1 :3 0 , 4 :1 5 ,

9 :3 0 . American Psycho 9 . Early matinees Sat-Sun only.

7 :1 0 , 9 :4 0 . Almost Famous 1 :10 , 3 :5 0 ,

friday 2 0 — tuesday 24 Groove* 1 2 :4 5 , 3 , 5, 7 :2 0 , 1 0 . Dr. T and

6 :5 0 , 9 :3 0 . W hat Lies Beneath 1, 3 :5 5 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :2 0 . Bring it On 7, 9 :2 5 .

friday 2 0 — tuesday 2 4

W ednesday 1 8 — th ursday 1 9

The Movie 1 2 :5 0 , 4 :3 0 . Bring It On 1, 3 :3 0 , 7 , 9 :1 0 . Rem em ber the Titans 1 :3 0 , 3 :4 0 , 6 :4 0 , 8 :5 0 .

Contender 1 :1 5 , 4 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :3 0 . M eet the

Wednesday 1 8 — thursday 1 9

W ednesday 1 8 — th u rsd a y 1 9 Urban Legends 2 1 :2 0 , 3 :4 5 , 7, 9 :2 0 . Saving Grace 1 :3 0 , 4 :0 5 , 7 :1 0 , 9 :3 0 . Get Carter 1 :2 5 , 3 :5 5 , 6 :5 0 , 9 :2 5 . Scary

North Avenue, Burlington, 8 6 3 - 6 0 4 0 .

Wednesday 18 — thursday 19

Movie 1 :3 5 , 4 , 7 :0 5 , 9 :3 5 . Space

Chicken Run 1 2 :4 5 , 2 :4 5 , 4 :4 5 , 7 , 9 :4 5 .

Cowboys 1 :1 5 , 3 :5 0 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :1 5 .

Dinosaur 1 2 :3 0 , 2 :1 5 , 4 , 6 :4 5 , 9 :3 0 .

Matinees Sat-Sun only.

Disney’s The Kid 1 2 :1 5 , 2 :3 0 ,7 . Gone in 6 0 Seconds 4 :3 0 , 9 .1 5 . The Patriot 12,

friday 2 0 — tuesday 2 4 Bedazzled* 1 :1 5 , 3 :5 5 , 7 :0 5 , 9 :3 5 . Almost Famous 1 :0 5 , 3 :4 0 , 6 :5 0 , 9 :3 0 . Perfect Storm 1, 3 :4 5 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :2 0 . Bring

3, 6, 9.

M atinees Sat-Sun only.

friday 2 0 — tuesday 2 4 Coyote Ugly 1 2 :3 0 , 2 :3 0 , 4 :3 0 , 7 , 9 :1 5 .

it On 6 :5 5 , 9 :2 5 . Digimon the Movie

Bless the Child 3 , 9. Chicken Run 1 2 :4 5 ,

1 :25 , 4 :1 0 . Space Cowboys 1 :1 0 , 3 :5 0 ,

2 :4 5 , 4 :4 5 , 7 :3 0 , 9 :3 0 . Dinosaur 5 :1 5 ,

6 :4 0 , 9 :1 5 . Matinees Sat-Sun only.

7 :1 5 . The Patriot 1 :1 5 , 4 :1 5 , 8. M atinees Sat-Sun only.

Time for one of the most popular versions of our quiz — in which we test your powers of reconstruc tive thinking with an assortment of famous features, for which we need the owners’ famous names.

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friday 2 0 — tuesday 2 4 Sunshine 4 (Sat-Sun only). Cecil B

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film features

Bedazzled* 1 :15 , 3 :2 0 , 6 :5 5 , 9 :0 5 Almost Famous 2 :3 0 , 6 :5 0 , 9 . Digimon:

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friday 2 0 — tuesday 24

Souls 1 :3 0 , 4 :2 0 , 7 :1 5 , 9 :4 5 . Ladies’ M an 1 :40 , 4 :3 0 , 7 :2 1 5 , 9 :5 5 . The

Lies Beneath 1, 3 :5 5 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :2 0 .

F iL M Q u IZ

1 :3 0 , 3 :4 0 , 6 :4 0 , 8 :5 0 .

Exorist 1, 3 :5 0 , 6 :4 0 , 9 :3 0 . M eet the

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Legends 2 8 :1 5 . Remember the Titans

Bedazzled* 1 :4 5 , 4 :3 0 , 7 :2 0 , 9 :5 5 . Lost

Parents 1 :1 5 , 3 :5 0 , 7 , 9 :5 0 . Remember

living dolls reunite for an all-new ani mated adventure when Woody (Tom Hanks) is kidnapped by an unscrupu lous toy collector and Buzz (Tim Allen) rallies the ’toon troops to rescue him. (G)

6 :3 0 . Bring It On 1, 3 :3 0 , 7 , 9 :1 0 . Urban

Contender 1 2 :3 0 , 3 :3 0 , 6 ;3 0 , 9 :2 0 . The

the Titans 1 :3 0 , 4 :1 5 , 7 :1 0 , 9 :4 0 . Almost Famous 1 :10 , 3 :5 0 , 6 :5 0 , 9 :3 0 . W hat

new on video

TOY STORY 2**** Everybody’s favorite

Digimon: The Movie 1 2 :5 0 , 2 :4 0 , 4 :3 0 ,

Pay it Forward* 1, 4 :1 0 , 6 :5 0 , 9 :4 0 .

matinees Sat-Sun only.

dance for you while you down it. Hey, get your big toe out of my Bud. Piper Perabo, Tyra Banks and Maria Bello star. (PG-13)

Almost Famous 1 :1 0 , 3 :3 5 , 6 :5 0 , 9.

the Women 1 :1 0 , 3 :4 0 , 6 :5 0 , 9 :4 0 . The

Parents 1 2 :4 0 , 3 :1 0 , 7, 9 :5 0 . Rem em ber the Titans 1 2 :5 0 , 3 :2 0 , 7 :1 0 , 9 :4 5 . Early

musket when his son is captured by Redcoats. Mel Gibson and Heath Ledger star. (R) CHICKEN RUN*** The vocal stylings of Mel Gibson and Miranda Richardson are featured in this clay-animated adventure about a barnyard revolution from the Oscar-winning creators of “Wallace and Gromit." Peter Lord and Nick Park direct. (G) COYOTE UGLY*** Cocktail meets Flashdance in the directorial debut of David McNally, the story of a rowdy New York City watering hole where spunky, ambitious babes serve you a drink and then hop up on the bar and

Dem ented 6 : 3 0 , 8 :3 0 .

Schedules for the following theaters are not available at press time. C APITO L THEATRE 9 3 State Street, M ontpelier, 2 2 9 - 0 3 4 3 . M AD RIVER FLICK Route 1 0 0 , W aitsfield, 4 9 6 - 4 2 0 0 . M A R Q U IS THEATER M ain Street, Middlebury, 3 8 8 - 4 8 4 1 . PARAM O UNT THEATRE. 2 4 1 North M ain Street, Barre, 4 7 9 - 9 6 2 1 . S U N S E T D R IV E -IN Colchester, 8 6 2 - 1 8 0 0 . STOW E C IN E M A Baggy Knees Shopping Ctr., Stowe, 2 5 3 -4 6 7 8 . W ELDEN THEATER 1 0 4 No. M ain S t., St. Albans, 5 2 7 - 7 8 8 8 .

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changed in D ecem b er 1997. “I th o u g h t a b o u t ru n n in g ,” D ean told George, “b u t m y poll

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Sources tell Seven Days th a t D ean was acting on w hat he consid ered at the tim e to be good advice. R ather th a n have the vice president learn o f D ean’s presidential aspira tions th ro u g h the grapevine, the good d o cto r bravely in fo rm ed M r.

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Burlington’s Bulgarian Connection — Progressive M ayor Peter C la ve lle is back h o m e fol low ing an exciting w eek in the Balkans. M ayor M o o n ie em p h a sized up fro n t, “It was n o t at tax payer expense.” M r. Clavelle is the chairm an o f th e b oard o f the

A b ility .

In stitu te for Sustainable C o m m unities (ISC ). H e visited projects

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the in stitu te runs in M aced o n ia an d Bulgaria. “D em ocracy in M acedonia an d Bulgaria is d o in g qu ite w ell,” Clavelle to ld Seven Days. “W e were there at a tim e [Slobodan]

M ilo sevic was being relieved from

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was struck by the fact “the press there is actually freer th a n the press in this country. T h e y have broken away from state c o n tro l,” he

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At first glance, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service proposal to restore ™ wolves to northern New England might sound like just another howlingly m w m lm nutty government idea. Hey, maybe they can stock Lake Champlain with live piranha while they're at it. As it turns out, though, the issue is a com‘ plex one with significant environmental ramifications. That’s why the group m \ Forest Watch is sponsoring a public forum that covers the ecological, policy J f e '*'-' ~ and legal issues associated with promoting the predator. The discussion is open to the public, so, if you have thoughts to share, don’t be sheepish. \ .* &

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Thursday, October 19. Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington, 7:30p.m. $18-29. Info, 863-5966.

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Talk about channeling your anger. The protagonist in Tina Howe’s Pulitzer Prizenominated new play, Pride's Crossing, is an elderly New Englander who dropped out of Boston society life to swim the English Channel. Stage and screen vet Linda Cook stars as 90year-old Mabel Tidings Bigelow, who reflects on a life marked by adventure, adversity and an abusive relationship or two. Under the capable direction of founder Brooke Wetzel, 8-year-old Northern Stage runs little risk of getting in over its head.

Friday, October 2 0 through November 5. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction. See calendar for times. $15-26. Info, 296-7000.

DRUMMING UP SUPPORT There’s no substitute for hands-on experience. So Burlington Taiko is offering audiences an opportunity to “ Play With Thunder” in an effort to round up new recruits. Founded in 1987, the local group contin ues a tradition that originated in ancient India, where the mondo bongos were used in religious cer emonies to represent the voice of Buddha. The “big drum” tradition then moved on to Asia. After J Vermont’s beat poets have pounded out a few pieces, members of the audience will be invited on-stage to learn “ Matsuri Daiko,” an ancient rhythm performed for centuries at Japanese fM „ Festivals. This one promises to be anything but humdrum. \

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Call him the R icky Martin of choreographers: Vincente Nebrada is the Venezuelan-born dance man whose innovative influence turned the i fledgling Ballet Nacional de C aracas into a ■L moving force in the dance world. Perhaps the most prominent Latin-American choreographer on the scene today, Nebrada is equally at home with c la s s ic s and the "M B k avant-garde. In fact, he likes mixing the two. C ase in point: Igor Stravinsky’s 1910 “ Firebird.” His 45-m em ber troupe gives the fanciful yarn a sizzlin g, 21st-century _ spi n. J B

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Over its 25-year history, the Raphael Trio has earned kudos for its w orld-class chamber m usic, and for bringing to light lost and lesser-known works by great composers. On that note, the threesome will play a couple of seldomheard pieces by Beethoven in concert, including one he dashed off for jg § a 10-year old girl to encourage her interest in piano lessons. But the real show stopper is contemporary — hot off the music stand, in fact. “Jam aica’s Son gs” is an eight-song collaboration between award-winning author Jam aica Kincaid and Middlebury Associate Professor of Music Su Lian Tan. Mezzo-soprano Desiree Halac will j| | | have the last word.

Saturday, October 21. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 443-5794.

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W in d rid g e Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m . D o n atio n s. Info, 6 4 4 -5721. M U S IC L E C T U R E : O rganist and m usic p ro f W illiam T ortolano lec tures on the m usical m erits o f G regorian C h a n t. Farrell R oom , St. E d m u n d ’s H all, St. M ichael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 6 5 4 -2508. C A N T U S : An. 11-m em ber a cappella ensem ble from M in n eso ta per form s Latin chants, A m erican spiri tuals an d “m o u th m usic” at Spaulding H ig h School, Barre, 7:30 p.m . $6. Info, 8 8 8 -5789.

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‘W O N D E R L A N D ’: T h re e w om en o f different generations resolve their love entanglem ents in this offbeat English com edy. C a ta m o u n t A rts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p .m . $6. Info, 7 4 8 -2 6 0 0 . ‘T R I U M P H O F T H E W IL L ’ A N D ‘I T H A P P E N E D H E R E ’: Leni R iefenstahl’s 1934 film o f the N u rem b u rg Rally is still controver sial. It Happened Here postulates W orld W ar II en d in g w ith E ngland occupied by the Nazis. S paulding A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s A u ditorium , D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 6:45 & 8:50 p.m . $6. Info, 6 036 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. F IG U R E D R A W IN G : T h e h u m an figure m otivates aspiring an d accom plished artists in a w eekly draw ing session o n stage at M em orial A u d ito riu m , B urlington, 6-8:30 p.m . $3-6. Info, 8 6 5 -7165.

words P O E T R Y R E A D IN G : Poet C hico M a rtin reads from his w ork. R h o m b u s Gallery, 186 College St., B urlington, 8 p.m . $3-6. Info, 8 6 5 -9603. B O O K D IS C U S S IO N : Ivan D oig’s This House o f Sky inspires discussion o f the m yths o f the A m erican W est. S outh H ero C o m m u n ity Library, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 3 7 2 -6 2 0 9 . ‘T H E P R O F E S S O R ’S H O U S E ’: Readers consider w orks by W illa C a th e r at the K im ball Public Library, R an d o lp h , 7 p .m . Free. Info, 7 2 8 -5 0 7 3 . D IS C U S S IO N SE R IES: U V M H isto rian Paul Searls weighs in on th e V erm ont H istorical Society’s cur rent exhibit, Generation o f Change: Vermont 1820-1850. S w anton Public Library, 7-9 p.m . $5. Register, 8 2 8 -2 2 9 1 . P U L IT Z E R B O O K D IS C U S S IO N : Readers get a ro u n d W allace S tegner’s prize-w inning Angle o f Repose. H askell Free Library, D erby

kids ‘T IN Y T O T S ’ S T O R Y T IM E : T h e 3 -a n d -u n d e r crow d shares social tim e and stories. Barnes & N oble, S. B urlington, 10 a.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -8 0 0 1 . S T O R Y T IM E : L ittle listeners enjoy tall tales. Pierson Library, S helburne, 10:30-11:30 a.m . Free. Info, 9 8 5 -5 1 2 4 . S T O R Y A N D C R A F T T IM E : Preschoolers aged 3 to 6 dabble in designs a n d dram a. F letcher Free Library, B urlington, 10-10:45 a.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -7 2 1 6 . ‘C O M P U T E R F U N ’ P R O G R A M : Families w ith kids aged 3 -to -6 get acq u ain ted w ith the n e ig h b o rh o o d school. C h a m p la in E lem entary School, B urlington, 3-4:30 p.m . Free. Register, 8 6 2 -4 3 1 1 . P A R E N T -C H IL D B O O K D IS C U S S IO N : A ro u n d tab le o f adoles cent readers an d th eir parents talks over No Pretty Pictures by A nita Lobel. D eerleap Books, Bristol, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 4 5 3 -5 6 8 4 .

etc H E P A T IT IS C L IN IC : A special g ran t program finances free hepatitis C screenings. C o m m u n ity H ea lth C enter, 6 1 7 R iverside Ave, B urlington, 3-8 p.m . Free. Register, 8 6 0 -4 3 2 3 . ‘A M E LIA ’S L A ST L E C T U R E ’: L inda M yer takes on the role o f A m elia E arhart in a perform ance based o n the speeches, an d w ritings o f the aviatrix. S helburne T ow n H all, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 9 8 5 -2 6 9 4 . ‘D A D S D O N ’T B A B Y SIT !’ W O R K S H O P : T h e first o f this fo u r-p art series takes up the tough b u t ten d er challenge o f becom ing a dad. M cC lu re M u lti-G en eratio n al C enter, B urlington, 6 :3 0 -8 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -7 4 6 7 . '< ■ B E N E D IC T A R N O L D TALK: W illard R andall recreates the hero o f V alcour Island fam e an d speculates o n the reasons for his fall from grace. A lu m n i A u d ito riu m , C h a m p la in College, B urlington, 7 :30 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 8 -0 8 0 0 . ‘IN D IG E N O U S L A N D R IG H T S IN N IC A R A G U A ’: A lawyer active in native land rights gives an up d ate from the A tlan tic coastal region o f C en tral A m erica. B urlin g to n C o l lege, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 2 -9 6 1 6 . RENEW ABLE E N E R G Y G R O U P : G et charged up a b o u t pow er sources w ith han d s-o n projects in solar, w in d a n d hydro energy. E a rth b o u n d E nergy Services, 40 Luck St., B ur lin g to n , 7 -9 p .m . Info, 8 6 5 -4 2 5 9 . W O L F P R E S E N T A T IO N : H ear a b o u t a proposal to rem ove th e gray w o lf from th e en dangered species list an d p ro m o te its recovery in the N ortheast. See “to d o ” list, this issue. M arsh Lounge, Billings, U V M , B urlington, 7-9 p.m . Free. Info, 2 2 3 -3 2 1 6 . P O L IT IC A L PA N EL: G ays a n d les bian representatives w ho are active a n d “o u t” discuss th e often uneasy relationship betw een sexual o rienta- > tio n a n d political career. N o rth Lounge, Billings, U V M , B urlington, 7:3 0 -8 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -8 6 3 7 . S P E C IA L E D U C A T IO N W O R K S H O P : T h is session is designed to help parents u n d e rsta n d a special education evaluation. 501 W ater m an, U V M , B urlington, 6:3 0 -8 :3 0

p.m . Free. Info, 8 0 0 -6 3 9 -7 1 7 0 . ‘T O D D L E R S . A N D T W O S ’: C hildcare is available for parents in search o f essential tips o n tantrum s, toilet tra in in g a n d talking. B rook Street School, Barre, 6-8 p.m . $5. Register, 4 7 6 -8 7 5 7 . C A N D ID A T E F O R U M : C o n te n d e rs for C h itte n d e n C o u n ty ’s senate seats state th e ir views for the public. S. B urlin g to n H ig h School A u d ito riu m , 7-9 p.m . Free. Info, 8 4 6 -7 8 5 6 . B U S IN E S S M E E T IN G : Insurance reps rate strategies for insurance p ro tectio n at a pow er lu n ch w ith the W o m en Business O w n ers N etw ork. W in d ja m m e r R estaurant, S. B u rlin g to n , n o o n - 1:30 p.m . $ 1 1 .3 0 . Info, 8 7 9 -0 3 3 4 . ‘T H E G O D S O F T H E H IL L S ’ L E C T U R E : H isto ria n T h o m a s Bassett explores the w ide-ranging roots o f religion in V erm ont. G entry M eetin g R oom , W ake R obin, S helburne, 7 :3 0 p .m . Free. Info, 9 8 5 -9 4 1 1 . ‘FAM ILY T R E E ’ C E R E M O N Y : C o m m u n ity m em bers p la n t a living m em orial to c o m m em o rate D o m estic V iolence Awareness M o n th . Barrows Park, B ridport, 5 :30-6 p.m . Free. Info, 3 8 8 -4 3 0 5 . E D U C A T O R S ’ SPA C E W O R K S H O P : A rep from N A SA shares tips a n d m aterials for teaching about aeronautics, rockets a n d space travel. D e b o ra h R aw son M em orial Library, Jericho, 1-4 p.m . & 6-9 p.m . Free. Register, 8 9 9 -4 9 6 2 . B R A N C H O U T B U R L IN G T O N M E E T IN G : Jo in w ith others in ter ested in the cultivation a n d care o f u rb a n trees. F letcher Free Library, B urlington, 7 -8 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 8634938. M A C IN T O S H C O M P U T E R U S E R S M E E T IN G : A ppleheads u n ite for an inform ative session at SoV erN et, 110 C h e rry St., B urlington, 7 -9 p.m . Free. Info, 8641985. H E A L T H L E C T U R E : Learn how to get fit — fast — at a talk entitled “H a lf H o u r to B etter H e a lth .” C h iro p ra c tic W orks, B urlington, 5:20 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -5 0 0 0 .

JJ: thursday music • See listings in “S o u n d A dvice.” A C O U S T IC O P E N M IK E : Strum , sing o r stru t y o u r s tu ff at the K ept W riter B ookshop a n d C afe, St. A lbans, 7 p .m . Free. Info, 5 2 7 -6 2 4 2 .

dance L A T IN O D A N C E PARTY: DJ H e c to r “El Salsero” C o b e o spins discs at a spicy shakedow n for Latin lovers. S h -N a-N a’s, B urlington, 9 p.m . $3. Info, 8 6 2 -5 0 8 2 .

drama FL Y IN G K A R A M A Z O V B R O T H ERS: E xplore “L’U niverse,” a.k.a. “L oony Verse,” in a show o f jokes, jug g lin g a n d cyber enhancem ents. See “to d o ” list, this issue. Flynn C e n te r for th e A rts, B urlington, 7:30 p .m . $ 1 8 -2 9 . Info, 8 6 3 -5 9 6 6 . A N T H O N Y R A P P : A m em b er o f th e original B roadw ay cast o f Rent sings fro m his d e b u t solo release, “L ook A ro u n d .” Ira A llen C hapel,

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U V M , B urlington, 8 p .m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -8 6 3 7 . T H E THRALLS O F C T H U L H U ’: In this original p ro d u c tio n from C olchester, three researchers check o u t at an a b a n d o n e d estate. B urlington C ity H all A u d ito riu m , 8 p.m . $10. Info, 6 5 5 -9 0 5 0 . SO A PFL A K E S: T h e im prov group follows audience-directed p lo t twists in a soap opera-style s p o o f o f the Sydney O lym pics. C lu b M e tro n o m e , B urlington, 7-8 p.m . $3.. Info, 8 6 5 -4563. A M A R V E L O U S PA R T Y ’: T h e M id d leb u ry C o m m u n ity Players host this w itty revue by N oel C ow ard. D ress divinely: T h e most m arvelous retro attire w ins a prize. T ow n H all T heater, M iddlebury, 8 p.m . $10. Info, 3 5 2 -4 2 0 4 . H O U SE O F H ORRORS: “H allow een G u y ” R usty T rom bley prom ises hig h -tech h o rro r in su r ro u n d sound. S harp O ffset P rin tin g B uilding, C o rn e r o f State and C leveland Streets, R u tlan d , 7 - m id night. $6 .5 0 . Info, 7 7 5 -6 8 8 7 .

film ‘W O N D E R L A N D ’: See O c to b e r 18. S IL E N T F IL M FE STIV A L : T h is week’s feature is Sparrows, starring “A m ericas Sw eetheart” M ary Pickford as a y o u n g o rp h a n held prisoner on an alligator-infested island. Palace T h eatre, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7 :3 0 p.m . $ 1 0 -1 5 . Info, 518576-2063. ‘C H U T N E Y P O P C O R N ’: A you n g Indian-A m erican lesbian decides to bear a child for h er infertile sister in this quirky com edy. Loew A u d it orium , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 7 p.m . $6. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

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words G E O F H E W IT T : T h e C alais resi dent m akes real Only What’s Imagined\ at a reading o f his new book o f self-published poetry. B ook Rack, C h a m p la in M ill, W in o o sk i, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 5 -0 2 3 1 . ‘R O B IN H O O D W AS R I G H T ’: Pam Rogers, c o -a u th o r o f a guide to giving, chairs a ch a t o n charitable donations for social change. Peace & Justice Store, C h u rc h Street M arketplace, B u rlin g to n , 7-8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 3 -8 3 2 6 . L O G G IN G L O R E : R o b e rt Pike’s new ly-reprinted m em oir, Spiked

Boots: Sketches o f a North Country recalls the era o f logging o n snow swollen rivers. H is d a u g h te r is on hand to sign copies at B arnes &

N oble, S. B urlington, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -8 0 0 1 . B O O K D IS C U S S IO N : The English Patient, by M ichael O n d aatje , is the focus o f a discussion co m p arin g the film a n d th e book. C h arlo tte Library, 7 :3 0 p .m . Free. Info, 4 2 5 -3 8 6 4 . B R IT IS H B ALLAD S IN N E W E N G L A N D : Singer-scholar B urt P orter presents a program o f N ew E n g lan d ballads, w ith a focus on V erm ont versions. Bixby M em orial Library, V ergennes, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 4 2 5 -6 3 1 5 . P O E T R Y W O R K S H O P : Local p o e t D avid W einstock shares w riting tips w ith aspiring authors. T oday’s to p ic is “H o w to W rite D espite Years o f C ollege.” Ilsley Public Library, M iddlebury, 1 p.m . Free. Info, 3 8 8 -7 5 2 3 .

kids ‘O U R F A V O R IT E S ’ S T O R Y T IM E : E njoy staff-picked selections, in clu d in g Julia Alvarez’s The Secret Footprints an d Greta’s Revenge, by Steven S im m ons. Barnes & N oble, S. B urlington, 3:30 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -8 0 0 1 . S O N G A N D S T O R Y T IM E : T h rees are c o m p an y at this singing read-along for babies a n d toddlers. Fletcher Free Library, B urlington, 10-10:30 a.m . Free. Info, 86 5 -7 2 1 6 .

sport B IK E R ID E : H elm ets are de rigueur for cycle enthusiasts o n a terraintackling ride in to the sunset. M eet at A lpine Shop, M iddlebury, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 3 8 8 -7 5 4 7 .

etc G O D S O F T H E H IL L S : See O c to b e r 18, B ailey-H ow e Library, U V M , B u rlin g to n , 4 p.m . Info, 6 5 6 -2 5 9 5 . ‘E X P E R IE N C E T H I S ’ W O R K S H O P : Experience th e w orld w ith lim ited sight, hearing a n d m obility in recognition o f D e a f a n d D isabil ities Awareness M o n th . Bailey-H ow e Library, U V M , B urlington, n o o n 2 p .m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -3 3 6 8 . E N V IR O N M E N T A L C A N C E R TA LK : Jan S ch lich tm an n , th e a tto r ney w h o inspired the m ovie A Civil Action, addresses a sym posium d evoted to researching en v iro n m en tal cancer. R adisson H otel, B urlington, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -7 8 7 5 . O P E N H O U S E : T h e pioneering p ed d ler o f used an d refurbished w ares invites the public to discover its jo b -tra in in g a n d poverty-relief program s. Recycle N o rth , 2 6 6 Pine St., B u rlin g to n , n o o n - 1:30 p.m . Free. Register, .860-4893.

S P IR IT U A L IT Y TALK: Elizabeth Dreyer, th e a u th o r o f Earth

Crammed with Heaven: Spirituality o f Everyday Life, m akes a case for fin d ing hope in unexpected places. In tern atio n al C o m m o n s, St. M ichael’s College, Colchester, 7 :30 p.m . Free. Info, 65 4 -2 5 3 5 . W E STE R N ABENAKI LECTU RE: Jeanne B rink talks on the history a n d culture o f V erm ont’s original inhabitants. G eorgia Public Library, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 5 2 7 -7198. D IS A B IL IT IE S C O N F E R E N C E : T h is gathering encourages V erm onters w ith developm ental dis abilities to advocate for them selves. N o rth field H ig h School, W aterbury,

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8:30 a.m . - 3 p.m . $5. Info, 8 8 8 -2 6 8 -4 8 6 0 . ‘R E M E M B E R T H E L A D IE S ’: L inda M yer chronicles the life o f Abigail A dam s — from loyal British subject to ard en t revolutionary — in a “living history” perform ance at the R u tlan d Free Library, 2 p.m . Free. Info, 77 3 -1 8 6 0 . E C O -E D U C A T IO N L E C T U R E : W h a t role can a university play in revitalizing culture an d en v ironm ent in u rb an areas? A P ortland State p ro f does the eco-analysis in L207 Lafayette, U V M , B urlington, 7-9 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -1 3 5 5 . A D IR O N D A C K S C E N IC R A IL R O A D : V iew high-peaks foliage from the rails betw een Lake Placid a n d Saranac Lake. Lake Placid, N.Y., 11 a.m ., 1:45 & 4:15 p.m . Saranac Lake, N.Y., 12:15, 3 & 5:30 p.m . $10. Info, 3 1 5 -7 2 4 -0 7 0 0 . C O M M U N IT Y L A B Y R IN T H W ALKS: T une into healing vibes w ith o u t losing y our way on “su p p o rte d ” walks o f the labyrinth at All Saints’ Episcopal C h u rc h , S. B urlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m . Free. Info, 87 8 -9 1 3 7 . G L B T Q S U P P O R T G R O U P : Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered an d questio n in g y o u th m ake new friends a n d get su p p o rt. O u trig h t C en tral V erm ont, M ontpelier, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 8 0 0 -4 5 2 -2 4 2 8 . E N V IR O N M E N T A L L U N C H SE R IES: Peter D ecker, a u th o r an d form er trustee o f M id d leb u ry College, postulates “I f O n ly Jo h n W ayne H a d Been a Pig Farm er.” G ifford-A nnex Lounge, M id d leb u ry College, 12:20-1:20 p .m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -5 7 1 0 . E M O T IO N S A N O N Y M O U S : W o m en suffering from depression, anxiety or o th e r problem s get su p p o rt th ro u g h a 12-step program . 86 Lake Street, B urlington, 6-7 p.m . Free. Info, 6 4 4 -1 9 7 0 . SEX U A L ASSAU LT SU R V IV O R S G R O U P : V ictim s o f violence sup-

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p o rt a n d educate th e ir peers. Puffer U n ite d M e th o d ist C h u rc h , M orrisville, 6 :30-8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 8 8 -5 2 5 6 .

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FLYING KARAMAZOV BROTHERS: See O c to b e r 19, S paulding A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 7 & 10 p.m . $25. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 . ‘A FLEETING ANIMAL’: W agner m eets w o o d ch u ck in th e opera ver sion o f Judevine, w ith m usic by Erik N ielson a n d libretto by D avid B udbill. M o n tp elier C ity H all A rts C enter, 8 p.m . $15. Info, 2 2 3 -8 6 1 0 .

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VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Leila Josefowicz takes o n Jo h n A dam s’ high-voltage V iolin C o n certo . Selections from Carmen a n d a sy m p h o n y by C esar F ranck w ill also be p e rfo rm e d at the F lynn C e n te r for th e A rts, B urlington, 8 p.m . $9 -3 5 . Info,

‘ARSENIC AND OLD LACE’: T w o elderly sisters devise a plan for disp atch in g lonely old m en in this poisonously w icked com edy from th e Essex C o m m u n ity Players. M em o rial H all, Essex C enter, 8 p .m . $10. Info, 87 9 -4 7 0 8 . ‘PRIDE’S CROSSING’: M abel T id in g s Bigelow is a flapper-age ad v en tu rer w h o leaves h er B oston w orld o f yachts a n d croquet to sw im th e English C h an n el. See “to d o ” list, this issue. Briggs O p era H o u se, W h ite R iver Ju n ctio n ,

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GREGORY DOUGLASS: T h e B urlington singer-songw riter pipes up in su p p o rt o f his latest disc, I f I Were a Man. B orders, C h u rc h Street M arketplace, B urlington, 8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -2 7 1 1 . VIBEWISE: T h e seven-piece in te r national ensem ble em braces reggae, sam ba, blues a n d h ip -h o p . D ib d e n C e n te r for th e A rts, Jo h n so n C ollege, 8 p.m . $5. Info, 6 3 5 -1 2 5 0 .

8 p.m . $15 -2 6 . Info, 2 9 1 -9 0 0 9 . ‘MOUSETRAP’: T h e classic w h o d u n it m u rd e r m ystery from A gatha C h ristie keeps you guessing until the end. Lake Placid C e n te r for the A rts, N.Y., 8 p.m . $8. Info, 5 1 8 -5 2 3 -2 5 1 2 .

KARLA BONOFF AND JONATHAN EDWARDS: A regu lar song su p p lier to L inda R o n stad t an d B onnie R aitt, B o n o ff buddies up w ith the “S unshine” boy at th e L ebanon O p e ra H ouse, N .H ., 7:30 p.m . $ 1 8 .5 0 . Info, 6 0 3 -4 4 8 -0 4 0 0 .

TEN COMMANDMENTS MOVIE SERIES: A 10-part series m ad e for Polish television illustrates each o f the co m m an d m en ts. In p art four, a yo u n g w o m an uncovers a fam ily secret in a letter fro m her deceased m other. R o o m LL7, C o m m u n ity C ollege o f V erm ont, B urlington, 7 p .m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -4 4 2 2 . ‘ALICE & MARTIN’: Juliette B inoche a n d Alexis L oret star in this F rench film a b o u t a yo u n g m an h a u n te d by his u n fo rtu n a te u p b ringing. C a ta m o u n t A rts, St.

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ROAD: See O c to b e r 19. ' • ' 1 ; CHRISTOPHER REEVE: T h e Superman actor w ho now advocates for the handicapped speaks at a governor-sanctioned lu n ch on em ploying people w ith disabilities. S heraton C onference C enter, S. B urlington, n o o n . $40. Info, »f>:VP 6 5 5 - 7 2 15.

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art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. * SLIDE LECTURE: C ontroversial an d acclaim ed artist Kiki Sm ith shares thoughts on h er w ork center ing on dom estic violence, racism an d environm ental destruction. 2 1 6 B icentennial H all, M id d leb u ry College, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -3 1 6 9 .

words POETRY SLAM: O rganizers describe this w ord w rangle as “a cross betw een a boxing m atch an d a te n t revival.” T onight they throw sta n d u p com edy in to the mix. R h o m b u s Gallery, 186 College St., B urlington, 8 p.m . $5. Info, 8 6 2 -9198. AUTHOR TALK: W riters Jo h n D uffy a n d V in cen t Feeney sell an d sign copies o f their new exhaustive ly researched coffee-table book, Vermont, An Illustrated History.

an d governm ental d ep artm en ts take to the street to clue residents in on available resources. N o rth St. betw een N o rth an d N . W inooski Aves., B urlington, 3-6 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -7516. ‘2600’ MEETING: H ackers, cyber punks, geeks a n d assorted w ired types m eet to socialize a n d c o n verse. Borders, C h u rc h Street M arketplace, B urlington, 5-8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -2711.

CONVERSATION WITH ANTHONY RAPP: T h e Broadw ay singer featured in the h it show Rent discusses his career as a gay p er form er. W om en’s C enter, U V M , B urlington, n o o n . Free. Info, 6 5 6 - 8637.

COVERED BRIDGES TALK: A historian leads a look at V e rm o n t’s bridges to the past before prefab m aterials replaced h an d -w o rk ed w ood. H e a to n W oods, M ontpelier, 2 p.m . Free. Info, 2 2 9 -1 8 5 7 . HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL:

B ook Rack, C h am p lain M ill, W inooski, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 5 -0 2 3 1 .

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Johnsbury, 7 p.m . $6. Info, 74 8 -2 6 0 0 . ‘GRASS’: T h is film juxtaposes the official line against m arijuana use w ith celebrities extolling its virtues. Loew A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 8 p.m . $7. Info, 6036 4 6 -2422.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing songs w ith R obert R esnik a n d his fiddle-playing friend G igi W eism an. Fletcher Free Library, B urlington, 11-11:30 a.m . Free. Register, 8 6 5 -7216. ^

sport SKI AND SKATE SALE: G oing dow nhill? B ring in y our used item s today for the w eekend sale. Stowe E lem entary School, 5-8 p.m . Free. Info, 2 5 3 -7853.

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CORPS OF CADETS PARADE: You could probably bo u n ce a q u a r ter o ff this tight display o f m ilitary form ations — b u t it’s n o t reco m m ended. N o rw ich U n iv e rsity ,1 N orthfield, 1 p.m . Free. Info, 48 5 -2 0 8 0 .

GLBTQ SUPPORT GROUP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered a n d q uestioning y o u th m ake new friends an d get su p p o rt. O u trig h t V erm ont, B urlington, 6:30-9 p.m . Free. Info, 8 0 0 -4 5 2 -2 4 2 8 .

BATTERED W OM EN’S SUP PORT GROUP: B attered W o m en ’s Services a n d S helter facilitates a gro u p in Barre, 10 a.m . Free. Info, 2 2 3 -0 8 5 5 .

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VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See O c to b e r 20. RAPHAEL TRIO: T h e acclaim ed trio prem ieres Jamaica’s Songs, an eight-song collection by p ro f Su L ian T an in co rp o ra tin g text by Jam aica K incaid. C o n c e rt H all, M id d le b u ry C ollege C e n te r for the A rts, 8 p .m . $10. Info, 4 4 3 -6 4 3 3 . ‘BLACK PEARLS 2000’: Jenni Jones a n d the Jazz Junketeers rev up a m usical revue recognizing the m usic a n d lives o f sem inal A fricanA m erican jazz a n d blues artists. C am p u s C e n te r T heater, U V M , B urlington, 7 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info,

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‘PLAY W ITH TH UNDER’: B urlin g to n T aiko com bines perfor m ance w ith an in v itatio n to the audience to ban g the big d ru m s in hopes o f fin d in g fresh recruits. See “to d o ” list, this issue. H au k e A lu m n i H all, C h a m p la in College, B urlington, 7 :3 0 p .m . $6. Info, 4 2 5 -5 5 2 0 . WILLY PORTER: W ell received at Ben & Jerry’s this sum m er, the M ilw au k ee-b o rn singer-songw riter returns to the Valley w ith a veritable sm orgasbord o f p o p u la r m usic styles. Valley Players T heater, , W aitsfield, 7 & 9:30 p.m . $15 -1 8 , ; Info, 4 9 6 -8 9 1 0 .

CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT: Parisian violinist M ichael A pplem an team s up w ith pian o professor ^ D iane H u lin g in a con cert o f works by M ozart, S c h u m a n n a n d H ull. D ib d e n C e n te r for the Arts, Jo h n so n State College, 8 p.m . $12. Info, 6 3 5 -1 2 5 0 .

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GUY CLARK A ND JESSE W IN CHESTER: T h e Texas singer-song w riter joins M em p h is native Jesse W in ch e ster for an evening o f c o u n try-folk a n d rh y th m a n d blues. C h a n d le r M usic H all, R a n d o lp h , 8 p .m . $ 1 2 -2 0 . Info, 7 2 8 -9 1 3 3 . MUSIC OF WORLD WAR I: T h e St. Jo h n sb u ry T ow n B and perform s T in Pan Alley tu n es designed to raise spirits d u rin g a d ark tim e. Fairbanks M useum , St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p .m . $5. Info, 7 4 8 -2 3 7 2 .

TOWN THEATRE CENTENNI AL: P entangle C e n te r for the A rts is b e h in d this big b irth d a y celebration an d a re-creation o f th e original m usical m elo d ram a th a t o p en ed the place. W o o d sto ck T ow n T h e a tre , 8 p.m . $1 5 . Info, 4 5 7 -3 9 8 1 .

dance BALLET NATIONAL DE CARA CAS: A L atin-flavored p ro d u c tio n o f “F irebird” features h o t dance num bers, lavish costum es and, o f course, Stravinsky’s d ram atic score. Barre O p e ra H ouse, 8 p .m . $ 1 0 -2 8 . Info, 2 2 9 -9 4 0 8 . QUEER CONTRA DANCE : Join a old-style dance to su p p o rt a new style effort — queer e d u catio n an d advocacy th ro u g h th e R .U . 1.2? C o m m u n ity C e n te r — w ith m usic provided by Pete a n d K aren S utherland. K ing Street Youth C enter, B u rlin g to n , 8-11 p.m . $5. Info, 8 6 0 -7 8 1 2 . CONTRA DANCE: Step right up. All dances are ta u g h t at this m o n th ly no rth ern -sty le h oe-dow n. Jericho C o m m u n ity C enter, 7 -9 :3 0 p.m . $3. Info, 8 9 9 -9 9 3 5 .

CONTRA DANCE: C a th e rin e B urns calls th e m oves at this c o m m u n ity dance, w ith acco m p a n im e n t from T h e O ld Sod B and. C apital G range H all, M ontpelier, 8 p.m . $7. Info, 7 4 4 -6 1 6 3 .

‘DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE’: P u t spiritual practice in m o tio n by p a rticip atin g in dances an d songs th a t celebrate c o m m u n i ty. V erm ont Yoga S tudio, C hace M ill, B urlington, 7 -9 p.m . $5-7. Info, 4 8 2 -2 8 3 6 .

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library pioneer’s b irth w ith m ask-, h at- a n d m erry-m aking, to p p ed w ith a parade up C h u rc h Street. Fletcher Free Library, B urlington, 10 a.m . - n o on. Free. Register, 86 5 7 2 16. BIG TRUCK DAY: Kids indulge their love o f large m achinery at an organized e n co u n te r w ith fire trucks, earth m overs a n d even a m ini F -1 6 fighter jet. St. Joseph’s School, B urlington, 9 a.m . - noon. Free. Info, 864-8191.

‘A RSENIC AND OLD LACE’: See O c to b e r 20, 2 & 8 p.m .

‘A FLEETING ANIMAL’: See O c to b e r 20.

‘MOUSETRAP’: See O c to b e r 20. ‘PRIDE’S CROSSING’: See O c to b e r 20.

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‘TOPSY-TURVY’: T h is elegantly co stu m ed tale im agines a b e h in d the-scenes look at the creation o f The Mikado a n d how it nearly broke up the G ilbert a n d Sullivan team . D a n a A u d ito riu m , M id d le b u ry C ollege, 3 & 8 p.m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -3 1 6 9 . ‘CHUCK A N D BUCK’: A reu n io n o f ch ild h o o d friends at a funeral rekindles an old obsession. Loew A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th C ollege, H anover, N .H ., 7 & 9 p.m . $6. Info, 6 036 4 6 -2 4 2 2 . ANG LEE TRIBUTE: T h e D a rtm o u th Film Society ho n o rs the d irecto r o f The Wedding Banquet a n d The Ice Storm w ith an aw ard cerem ony, film showcase a n d a screening o f his latest, Crouching Dragon, Hidden Dragon. Spaulding A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 7:30 p .m . $8. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the a rt listings.

HOPSTOP: A BLUES LESSON: Two D a rtm o u th C ollege m usic instructors share news a b o u t the blues in an interactive h o u r for chil dren a n d families. A lu m n i H all, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 11 a.m . Free. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 0 1 0 .

sport SKI AND SKATE SALE: See O c to b e r 20. T h e sale runs from 9 a.m . to 1 p.m . today.

WINOOSKI RIVER BIKE FERRY: C atch a ride th at doubles th e distance o f the B urlington bike path. W inooski River, 10 a.m . sunset. $1. Info, 6 5 2 -2453. ADIRONDACK HIKE: C lim b all six sum m its o f P itch o ff M o u n ta in w ith th e B urlington section o f the G reen M o u n ta in C lub. Register, 8 6 3 -1145.

WORK HIKE: W ear sturdy duds on a L ong Trail w ork hike w ith the M o n tp elier section o f the G reen M o u n ta in C lub. M eet at the rear parking lot o f M o n tp elier H igh School, 8 a.m . Free. Register, 2 2 3 -1 4 0 6 ..

SCULPTURE DEDICATION: Public a rt devotees dedicate “Sm og” — a large p ain ted a lu m in u m sculp tu re by the late T ony S m ith. B icentennial H all, M iddlebury, 2 p.m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -5 0 0 7 . FINE ART FLEA MARKET: T h e visual version o f the farm ers’ m arket offers affordable art in a w ide range o f m edia. C ity H all Park, B urling to n , 11 a.m . - 5 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 5 -7 1 6 5 .

etc ADIRONDACK SCENIC RAIL ROAD: See O c to b e r 19. HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL: See O c to b e r 20. T h is evening fea tures a sem i-form al H arvest Ball. K illington G ran d H otel, 7 p.m . m idnight. RUMMAGE SALE: Savvy sh o p pers find clothes an d “w hite ele

p h a n t” item s at this bargain-filled benefit bonanza. B urlington College, 9 a.m . - 3 p .m . Free. Info, 8 6 2 -9 6 1 6 .

ORGANIZATIONAL MEET ING: B oth Sides N ow , V erm o n t’s vib ran t bi-sexual group, invites likem in d ed people to share survival sto ries a n d strategies. 35 K ing St., B urlington, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 8 7 9 -1 1 4 7 .

TIRE RECYCLING ROUND UP: Take advantage o f an am nesty to u n lo ad u n w a n te d tires an d ap p li ances. Essex, H inesburg, M ilto n , R ich m o n d , S. B urlington a n d W illiston D ro p -o ff C enters, 8 a.m . - 3:30 p.m . Free. Info, 8 7 2 8100 ext. 2 22.

BUILDING AND REMODEL ING EXPO: H om eow ners a n d dream ers indulge in on e-sto p sh o p p ing for b u ild in g a n d rem odeling needs. C h a m p la in Valley Fair grounds, Essex Ju n c tio n , 10 a.m . 8 p.m . $2. Info, 8 7 9 -7 7 6 6 ext. 29. CRAFT SHOW: Browse a b o u n ty o f hom egrow n a n d h a n d m a d e item s at the C olli ns-Perley Sports C om plex, St. A lbans, 9 a.m . - 4 p.m . $2. Info, 8 6 8 -2468. NONPROFIT WORKSHOP: T h e th ird in a series o f trainings urges local no n -p ro fits to “Fix Your F undraising E vents.” M o n tp elier C ity H all, 9:30 a.m . - n o o n . $5. Info, 8 6 0 -6 2 3 6 .

JOHN BROWN LECTURE SERIES: Jean L ibby recounts her research in to black su p p o rt for the A d iro n d ack -b o rn abolitionist. Jo h n Brow n Farm State H isto ric Site, Lake Placid, N.Y., 2-4 p .m . Free. Info, 5 1 8 -9 6 2 -4 7 8 1 .

‘HAUNTED FOREST’ VOLUN TEERS: The BDir Witch Project has n o th in g on this an n u al fright fest. P u m p k in carvers a n d v o lu n teer ghosts an d goblins rep o rt to th e G reen M o u n ta in A u d u b o n N a tu re C enter, H u n tin g to n , 10 a.m . - 2 p.m . Free. Info, 4 3 4 -3 0 6 8 .

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VERMONT PHILHARMONIC: F lutist K aren Kevra is featured in “First T h in g s First” — th e season o p en er sam ples w orks by M ussorgsky, B eethoven, Liszt a n d Louise M oyse. B arre O p e ra H ouse, 4 p.m . $12. Info, 4 7 6 -8 1 8 8 . SALSA CONCERT: A leader o f th e “h a rd salsa” m ovem ent, Salsa Picante spices up an a u tu m n day w ith A fro -C u b a n rh y th m s in th e A ngell C e n te r B allroom s, P lattsburgh S tate U niversity, N.Y., 3 p.m . $6. Info, 5 1 8 -5 6 4 -2 4 7 1 .

VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: P ianist Irena F riedland plays w orks by Liszt, Janacek a n d H a y d n . F aulkner Recital H all, H o p k in s C en ter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 4 p .m . Free. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

drama ‘A MARVELOUS PARTY’: See O c to b e r 19, 2 p.m .

ARSENIC A ND OLD LACE’: See O c to b e r 2 0, 5 p .m .

A FLEETING ANIMAL’: See O c to b e r 20, 3 p.m .

O c to b e r 2 0 , 5 p .m . — Dr. C reepy, th e V am pire M agician a n d the Psychic G h o sth u n te r — chills a n d thrills in this interactive ghoul-a-thon. B urlington C ity H all A u d ito riu m , 7 :30 p.m . $7 .5 0 . Info, 8 6 4 -2 9 1 3 .

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20 . ‘NORTH BY NORTHWEST’: C ary G ra n t has a close en co u n te r w ith a crop d u ster in this H itc h c o c k m asterpiece. B urlington C ollege, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 2 -9 6 1 6 . CHINESE FILM SERIES: S hort film s enhance the view ers u n d e r stan d in g o f th e cu rren t exhibit, “H eritage o f th e B rush.” F lem ing M useum , U V M , B urlington, 2 p .m . $3. Info, 6 5 6 -0 7 5 0 .

MINGUS DOCUMENTARIES: Tw o film s explore the tem pestuous life o f th e legendary jazz com poserbassist. Flynn Gallery, F lynn C e n te r for th e A rts, B urlington, 2 p.m . Free. Info, 86 3 -5 9 6 6 . ‘METROPOLIS’: A new rock score updates Fritz Lang’s 1927 silent classic p ortraying an urban w orld o f the future. Spaulding A u d ito riu m , H o p k in s C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover,

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words ROBERT FROST TALK: Lea N ew m an leads a look at three welltraveled Frost poem s on N ew E ngland life. C h a n d le r A rt Gallery, R andolph, 2 p.m . Free. Info, 7 2 8 -5 0 7 3 .

kids MEET MISS SPIDER: A largerthan-life arachnid hands o u t furry, eight-arm ed hugs at Barnes & N oble, S. B urlington, 5 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -8001.

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acting ‘B E C O M IN G O T H E R ’: Sunday, O ctober 22, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m . Flynn C enter for the Perform ing Arts, 153 M ain St., B urlington. $60. Register, 652-4548. Through exercises and med

itations, listening and telling, Deborah Lubar invites you to play with the idea o f becoming another. ‘IM P R O V IS A T IO N F O R LIFE’: Two M ondays, O ctober 23 and 30, 6-9 p.m . C om m unity College o f Verm ont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Explore

spontaneity and responsiveness through theater games and exercises.

adversity ‘C O N S ID E R IN G T H E USES O F A D V ER SIT Y ’: Four M ondays, O ctober 16, 23, 30 and N ovem ber 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m . W ellspring H ypnotherapy C enter, Essex Junction. $125. Info, 879-2706. Take

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aikido A IK ID O O F C H A M P L A IN VAL LEY: Adults, M onday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m . and 7-8:15 p.m . Thursdays, noon - 1 p.m . Saturdays, 9-11:45 a.m. C hildren, Tuesdays & T hursdays, 4-5 p.m . Aikido o f C ham plain Valley, 17 E. Allen St., W inooski. $ 5 5 /m o n th , $120/three m onths, intro specials. Info, 654-6999 or w ww .aikidovt.org.

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art IN T E R M E D IA T E O IL : Five W ednesdays, O ctober 18 through N ovem ber 22, 6-8 p.m . Firehouse C enter for the Visual Arts, C hurch St., Burlington. $90. Register, 8657166. Advance your oil-painting skills

using experimental materials and criti cal discussion. B E G IN N IN G M O N O P R IN T S : Four Tuesdays, O ctober 24 through N ovem ber 14, 3-6 p.m . Annex, M em orial A uditorium , B urlington. $115. Register, 865-7166. Explore

one-of-a-kind image making using this painterly printing technique. FIG U R E D R A W IN G : O ctober 25 through D ecem ber 13, 7-9:30 p.m . !

Bristol. Register, 453-5885. Kit Donnelly teaches figure drawing in a traditional setting. ‘R IE FE N ST A H L R E V IS IT E D ’: Two Saturdays, O ctober 28 and N ovem ber 4, 1-4 p.m . C om m unity College o f Verm ont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422.

Investigate the filmmaker favored by Hitler — and her controversial place in the art world. B E G IN N IN G W A T E R C O L O R : Saturday, O ctober 28, 11 a.m . - 4 p.m . A rtists’ M edium s, Taft Farm Village C enter Plaza, W illiston. Info, 879-1236. Kathy Bergeron teaches this

workshop with a fall theme. ‘M A R K E T IN G Y O U RSELF AS A N A R T IS T ’: Friday, N ovem ber 3, 6:308:30 p.m . and Saturday, N ovem ber 4, 10 a.m . - 2 p.m . Bristol. $75. Register, 453-5885. Reed Prescott III

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p.m . Firehouse C enter for the Visual Arts, C hurch St., Burlington. $40. Register, 865-7166. Susan Abbott

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craft A M U L E T P O U C H E S : Monday, O ctober 23, 6:30-8 p.m . Spirit D ancer Books, 125 S. W inooski Ave., Burlington. $8. Info, 660-

p.m . C o m m u n ity College o f V erm ont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $65. Register, 865-4422. Explore the

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Saturday, O ctober 21, 10 a .m .- 4 p.m. Bristol. $40. Register, 4535885. Learn “ punch”and traditional

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R U S T IC F U R N IS H IN G S : Two Saturdays, O ctober 28 and N ovem ber 4 or D ecem ber 9 and 16, 8:30 a.m. - 1 p.m . Bristol. $50.

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six-week series. YM CA D A N C E : O ngoing classes for adults, teens and children, YMCA, College St., Burlington. Info, 8629622. Classes are offered in Latin,

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ESL: O ngoing small group classes, beginners and interm ediates. V erm ont A dult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort E than Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listen

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and 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m . Collaborative H ealthworks, 28 East St., M ontpelier. $75. Register, 496-2306.

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Carol Wheelock teaches a basic under standing o f the feng shui principles o f energy and color as they relate to interi or decorating.

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Julia Johnson and Judith Gerber help women understand menopause and how to cope with its effects. C PR : Sunday, O ctober 22, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Eagles C lub, 193 St. Paul St., Burlington. Free. Register, 879-7052.

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N ortheast Fiber Arts Center, 7531 W illiston Rd„ W illiston. $90. Info,

a.m . - 4 p.m . C om m unity College o f V erm ont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Learn word

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Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m . S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. This Sufi-style

W illiston. Free. Info, 872-3797.

Decem ber 2, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

painting ceramics.

associated with the Zen Affiliate o f Vermont.

Learn all you need to save a life.

S P IN N IN G EX O TIC S: Saturday,

computers

4:45-5:45 p.m . T hursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m . B urlington. Free. Info, 6586466. Meditate with a sitting group

‘C H A N G E H O W Y O U SEE, N O T H O W Y O U L O O K ’: Six Tuesdays beginning N ovem ber 14. Burlington.

business

‘W E L C O M E T O M IC R O S O F T W O R D ’: Saturday, O ctober 2 1 ,9

meditation

‘T H E WAY O F T H E S U F I’:

M EN O PA U SE: Six W ednesdays, Novem ber 1 through D ecem ber 6, 45:30 p.m . W om en’s H ealthcare Services, University H ealth Center, 1 S. Prospect St., Burlington. $10.

‘E X P L O R IN G CAREERS’: Four

classes. Blue Plate Ceram ic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundamentals o f

get ready for a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country’s music, art and cuisine.

Don’t just do something, sit there! G U ID E D M E D IT A T IO N : Sundays,

Info, 985-2229. Practice guided

meditation for relaxation and focus.

inexpensive and natural Lotions and cleansers.

men REC O V ER Y G R O U P : O ngoing Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m . Essex Junction. $10. Info, 878-6378. Men

learn through sharing in group therapy with a professionalfacilitator.

juggling JU G G L IN G CLU B: O ngoing M ondays and Tuesdays, 5 p.m . W aterfront Park, Burlington. Free. Info, 658-5512. Beginner-to-expert

jugglers and unicyclists convene.

music IN T R O T O TA IK O : Six M ondays, O ctober 23 through N ovem ber 27. A dults 5:15-6:30 p.m ., C hildren 4-5 p.m . 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 425-5520. Experience the power

‘BREA D BA K IN G BASICS’: Two

to createJunctional art from clay.

karate

T hursdays, O ctober 19 and 26, 6-8

PO TTERY : Beginner and interm edi

T R A D IT IO N A L JAPANESE

p.m . N E C I C om m ons, 25 C hurch St., B urlington. $30/class. Register,. 863-5150 ext. 38. ChefRoberta Blake

ate classes for adults and children. M em bership available for experienced potters. River Street Potters, 141 River St. (Rt. 2), M ontpelier. Info, 224-7000. Discover your creativity

KARATE: O ngoing W ednesdays and

photography

Fridays, 6-7:30 p.m . 208 Flynn Ave., -Burlington. $ 2 0/m onth. Info, 951 -

ADVANCED D ARKRO OM SKILLS: O ctober 20 through

9047 or K um ite46@ excite.com .

N ovem ber 10, 3-5 p.m . Bristol. $40. Register, 453-5885. Photographers

through classes in hand building and working with the wheel.

Benefit from the physical, mental and spiritual training o f traditional Japanese Shotokan karate.

dance

kids

and festive edible gifts.

B E G IN N IN G JA Z Z D A N CE : Saturday, O ctober 21, 1-3 p.m. Flynn C enter for the Performing

A FT E R S C H O O L P O T T E R Y CLASS: Four Thursdays, O cto b er 19 through N ovem ber 9, 3:30-5:30 p.m .

C A N N IN G A N D PRESERV IN G : Saturday, O ctober 28, 10 a.m. - 1

Arts, 153 M ain St., Burlington. $20. Register, 652-4548. Get your heart

Ferrisburgh Artisans G uild, Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $60. Register, 877-3668.

p.m . Bristol. $10. Register, 453-

pumping as you translate jazz rhythms with your feet.

Six- to 10-year-olds make dishes and cups to use at home.

IN T E R M E D IA T E /A D V A N C E D TAP: Saturday, O ctober 21, 3:30-

P IN G P O N G : O ctober 23 through N ovem ber 13, 3:15-4:30 p.m . for 8-

IN T R O T O REFLEXO LOG Y: Saturday and Sunday, O ctober 21 and 22, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m . Touchstone

Sunday, N ovem ber 5, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m .

5:30 p.m . Flynn C enter for the

Bristol. $8. Register, 453-5885. Bake

12 year-olds, 4:30-5:45 p.m . for teens. Bristol. Register, 453-5885.

H ealing Arts, 35 King St., B urlington. $200. Info, 658-7715.

Kids expend energy playing proper ping-pong.

Learn how this healing method works and when to use it.

teaches the basics o f baking bread. ‘H O L ID A Y G IF T S FR O M T H E K IT C H E N ’: W ednesday, O ctober 18, 6:30-9 p.m . Creative Thym es C ooking at Scrum ptious Cafe, 139 N . C ham plain St., Burlington. $35. Register, 660-9865. Get ready for hol iday giving — learn to make beautiful

5885. Learn practical recipes and gift

ideas. W H O L E -G R A IN BREADS:

o f taiko-style drumming.

IN S T R U C T IO N : Classes, w ork shops and private instruction. Info,

hearty breads with Jenifer Turner.

Perform ing Arts, 153 M ain St., Burlington. $20. Register, 652-4548.

H O L ID A Y D ESSERTS: Tuesday, through Thursday, N ovem ber 7

Tap students develop skills and reper toire.

through 9, o r Friday through Sunday, N ovem ber 10 through 12. T he

A FR O C U B A N S O N G A N D D A N C E : Saturday, N ovem ber 4,

Saturday, O ctober 28, 1-3 p.m .

Burgundy Rose, Stowe. $139 includes meals and lodging. Info,

Song 2-3 p.m ., Dance 4-6 p.m . or

Burlington. $25. Register, 863-5150 ext. 38. Kids learn how to put on a

800-989-7768 or 253-7768. Get into

baking shape to treat family and friends for the holidays. P IE C R U ST S: Saturday, Novem ber 1 1 ,9 a.m. Bristol. $8. Register, 4535885. Louise Brynn teaches the secret

o f making a flaky crust.

Sunday, N ovem ber 5, Dance 2-4 p.m . Twin Oaks Kids, 80 Farrell Street, S. Burlington. $18/Song, $23/D ance. Register, 985-3665 or 660-4056. Cuban folklorist Reynaldo

Gonzalez teaches the dance and song o f his original island home.

with darkroom experience fine tune their skills.

372-3104. Take classes in creative and

technical camera and darkroom skills while learning to "see”with a photo graphic eye.

K ID S ’ H A L L O W E E N FEAST: N E C I C om m ons, 25 C hurch St.,

really scary feast. O P E N A RT S T U D IO : Fall classes for kindergartners through 12thgraders. Bristol. $30/six weeks. Info, 453-5885. Students work on their own

reflexology

reiki R EIK I C L IN IC : T hursday, O ctober 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m . Spirit D ancer Books, 125 S. W inooski Ave., B urlington. D onation. Register, 6608060. Experience Reiki, an ancient,'

non-invasive healing technique which originated in the East.

art projects.

relationships

language ITALIAN: G roup and individual

R E L A T IO N S H IP RENEW AL S E M IN A R : Saturday, O ctober 28, 8:30 a.m . - 4:30 p.m . Essex Jet.

C O O K IE EXTRAVAGANZA’: Tuesday through Thursday,

SW IN G : Classes start Sunday, Novem ber 12. Burlington. $40/person for a six-week session. Info, 862-

N ovem ber 14 through 16, or Friday through Sunday, N ovem ber 17

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self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: O ngoing class es for m en, w om en and children, M onday through Saturday. Verm ont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 H ow ard St., B urlington. Info, 6604072. Escape fear with an integrated

self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

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to answer questions that have been troubling you. ‘W TCCA 10T : Friday, O ctober 20, 6:30-8 p.m . Spirit D ancer Books, 125 S. W inooski Ave., Burlington. D onation. Info, 660-8060. Learn

how witchcraft relates to the natural forces around us, and seeks balance through knowledge o f the feminine. SA CR ED C IR C L E D A N CE : Saturday, N ovem ber 11, 7:30-9:30 p.m . Yoga V erm ont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington. D onations. Info, 425-6061. Learn to celebrate Earth-

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Please call 656-0750 for more information about related lectures, films and children’s programming. Adm ission is $3 for adults and free to Flem ing Museum Mem bers, UVM , St. M icheal’s and Burlington College students, faculty and staff, www.uvm.edu/~fleming

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TH E ART OF THE WEDDING’: Sunday, O ctober 22, 1-4 p.m. T he W edding W izard at W indjam m er Conference Center, W illiston Rd., Burlington. $75. Register, 8625557. Learn the secrets o f saving

money and staying within your wed ding budget.

writing ‘FAMILY STORIES': Two Saturdays, O ctober 28 and N ovem ber 4, 9 a.m. - noon. C om m unity College o f Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Learn to con struct mini-stories that function as captions for family snapshots. ‘MAY SARTON, WRITER AND MENTOR’: Monday, O ctober 30,

writer’s life and work. ‘WRITING A WINNING RESUME’: Monday, N ovem ber 6,

to prepare for the hockey season. BASKETBALL COACHING: Sunday, O ctober 22, 11 a.m. 12:30 p.m . $10. Bristol. Register, 453-5885. Adults learn drills, tips

and techniques for coaching students in basketball. SPINNING: O ngoing daily classes.

IC E SK A TIN G : O ngoing W ednes days and Saturdays. Cairns Arena, S. Burlington. $75/six weeks. Info, 652-9010 o r www.fullstride.com .

Get acquainted with figure skating or give ice hockey a try in group lessons.

support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS:

weddings

through N ovem ber 9, 6-7 p.m. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington. $50. Info, 652-9010. Get strength training

in a diverse, non-competitive environ ment.

in te rn e t services

Free. Info, w rite to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. Get help through

6- 9 p.m. C om m unity College o f Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $25. Register, 865-4422. Discuss this

B urlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedal your way to fitness

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depression, anxiety or other psychiatric illness. ■ SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Sundays, 7 p.m .

ICE HOCKEY CONDITION ING: Sundays and Thursdays

C hain Reaction, O ne Lawson Lane,

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Burlington locations. Free. Info, 288-1006. Get peer support for

this weekly 12-step program.

‘C H A N N E L IN G ': Wednesday, O ctober 18, 6:30-8 p.m . Spirit D ancer Books, 125 S. W inooski Ave., Burlington. $50. Info, 6608060. Increase your intuitive powers

sport

Make your choice matter. Planned Parenthood’

spirit

o f childhood abuse survivors share struggles and successes with peers. PSYCHIATRIC SUPPORT GROUP: Thursdays, 7 p.m . Various

Daily m eetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to over

come a drinking problem1 Take the first step — o f 12 — and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: O ngoing W ednesdays, 8 p.m . First C ongregational C hurch, N . W inooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Do you have a

fie n d or relative with an alcohol problem? Alcoholics Anonymous can help. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: O ngoing daily groups. Various loca tions in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free. Info, 8624516. Lfyou’re ready to stop using

drugs, this group o f recovering addicts can offer inspiration. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Tuesday, O ctober 1 1 ,6 p.m . First C ongregational C hurch, Essex * Junction. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters meet for support around food and health issues. PARTNERS AND FRIENDS OF SURVIVORS: G roup form ing. Info, 655-4907. Partners and fiends

7- 9 p.m . C om m unity College o f Vermont, 119 Pearl St., Burlington. $25. Register, 865-4422. Focus on a

three-step process to writing dynamic resumes. ‘FIRST THOUGHTS WRIT ING’: Friday through Sunday, N ovem ber 10 through 12. Sugartree Inn, Warren. $150.. Register, 8786675 or michelledemers@ hotm ail.com . Learn how silencing

your internal critic can help you find your authentic voice. ‘IAMBIC PENTAMETER AND FRIENDS’: Two Fridays, N ovem ber 10 and 17, 6-9 p.m. C om m unity College o f Vermont, Burlington. $50. Register, 865-4422. Get an

introduction to traditional meter and rhyme by reading the great poets and writing your own poetry.

yoga ‘BECOMING PEACE YOGA’: O ngoing classes. Essex Jet. Info, 878-5299. Release chronic tension, gain self-awareness and honor your inner wisdom through Kripalu-style yoga study. UNION STREET STUDIO: O ngoing daily classes for all levels. 306 S. U nion St., Burlington. Info, 860-3991. Five certified instructors

offer classes in a variety o f yoga styles for strength and tranquility. YOGA FOR CLIMBERS: O ngoing Tuesdays and Wednesdays, 8-9:30 a.m. Petra Cliffs C lim bing Center, 105 Briggs Sr., Burlington. 6573872. Climbers improve strength and

flexibility in this Ashtanga-style class. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m . Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogaverm ont.com . Ashtanga-style

“power”yoga classes offer sweaty fun for all levels o f experience.

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Sanders hosts an E arth-centered rally w ith local a n d national activists. M a n n H all, T rinity College, B urlington, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 2 -1 5 0 5 .

B attered W om en facilitates a group in B urlington, 6:30-8 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 8 -1996.

TEXTILES WORKSHOP:

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• See exhibit openings in the art listings.

words REAL LIFE BOOK DISCUS SION: Readers navigate Erik Larsons disaster d ram a Isaac’s Storm. D eerleap Books, Bristol,

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CRITTER IDENTIFICATION:

7 p.m . Free. Info, 4 5 3 -5 6 8 4 . BOOK DISCUSSION: A ro u n d table o f readers reexam ining 17thcen tu ry leaders discusses

Washington, The Indispensable M an , by Jam es T h o m a s Flexner. W ake R obin, S helburne, 7 :30 p.m . Free. Info, 9 8 5 -8 3 0 7 .

River-w atchers identify critters col lected from Foot Brook. People’s Academy, M orrisville, 6-9 p.m . Free. Info, 8 8 8 -9 2 1 8 .

RALPH NADER RALLY: In d e p e n d e n t thinkers gather to su p p o rt the G reen Party candidate for president. M ulti-G enerational C enter, B urlington, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 45 3 -7 3 5 6 .

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E m ployee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills an d support. C areer Resource C enter, V erm ont D e p a rtm e n t o f E m ploym ent & T raining, B urlington, 1 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 2 -0 3 2 2 . PUBLIC MEDITATION: Take a step on the p ath to en lig h ten m en t in an en v iro n m en t th at instructs beginners an d supports practiced sitters. R atn a Shri T ib etan M edi tatio n C enter, 12 H illside Ave., M ontpelier, 6 -7 p.m . D iscussion, 7 -8:30 p.m . D onations. Info,

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BATTERED WOMEN’S SUP PORT GROUP: W om en H elping

STORY TIME: See O c to b e r 18. SCIENCE HOUR: Pint-sized preschoolers a n d th eir parents enjoy science stories, live anim als and activities. Lake C h a m p la in Science C enter, B urlington, 10 a.m . - n o o n . $3. Info, 8 6 4 -1 8 4 8 .

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tuesday music • Also, see listings in “S ound A dvice.” MINGUS BIG BAND: T h e 14m em ber big ban d carries on in the trad itio n o f C harles M ingus, using jazz as a m eans o f expressing po liti cal view points. S paulding A u d it orium , H o p k in s C enter, D a rt m o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 8 p.m . $21. Info, 603-6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 . CAPITAL STEPS: O n the eve o f the election, the singing satirists direct their sharp barbs at all and su ndry political targets. P aram ount T heatre, R utland, 8 p.m . $20-30. Info, 7 7 5 -5413.

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etc LIVABLE JO B S W O R K S H O P : Business ow ners a n d h u m a n -re la tions m anagers get tools a n d tips for attracting, keeping a n d su stain ing em ployees. B urlin g to n M ain W astew ater P lant C onference R oom , 53 Lavalley Lane, 7 :3 0 -9 :3 0 p.m . $25. Register, 8 6 2 -8 3 4 7 . H O LO C A U ST LECTURE: The ann u al R aul H ilb erg L ecture is entitled, “T h e H olocaust: F rom E vent a n d Experience to M e m o ry a n d R ep resen tatio n .” C a rp e n te r A u d ito riu m , G iven M edical B uilding, U V M , B urlington, 8-9 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 6 -1 4 9 2 . C H A M P L A IN IN IT IA T IV E M E E T IN G : T h e c o m m u n ity based organization evaluates social indicators o f a h ealth y c o m m u n ity a n d strategies for its im provem ent. S heraton H o tel, S. B urlington,

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8 a.m . - noon. Free. Register, 8 6 4 -7 5 4 1 . L O U N G U N G : T h e C a m b o d ian b o rn St. M ichael’s grad speaks a b o u t her book, First They Killed My Father, ab o u t surviving Pol P o t’s genocidal regim e. Farrell R oom , St. E d m u n d ’s H all, St. M ichael’s College, Colchester, n o o n . Free. Info, 6 5 4 -2 5 3 6 . ‘IR IS H IN V E R M O N T ’ TALK: A historical survey traces th e vari ous p ath s o f the im m ig ran t Irish w h o settled in the state. H ow den H all, Bristol, 6 :30 p.m . Free. Info, 4 5 3 -3 3 6 2 . P U M P K IN C A R V IN G N IG H T : C o stu m es an d p u m p k in recipes are o p tio n al at a fam ily squash-carving session. Lam oille Fam ily C enter, M orrisville, 4 -7 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 8 8 8 -5 2 2 9 . C H IL D S U P P O R T O P E N H O U S E : State child su p p o rt offi cials sp en d an evening explaining o p tio n s, especially for w orking p ar ents. Barre, B urlington, R utland, Springfield, W aterbury, 4-7 p.m . Free. Info, 2 4 1 -2 3 1 9 . ‘P O P P E T S ’ W O R K S H O P : Learn a b o u t the use o f ritual dolls in the process o f creating y o u r ow n. U n itarian C h u rc h , M ontpelier, 7 :3 0 p.m . D o n atio n s. Info, 2 2 3 -8 9 7 2 . JE W IS H S T U D IE S TALK: “Jews, M essiah a n d the M illen n iu m ” is th e subject o f a lecture by an Israeli T alm u d scholar. G eonom ics H ouse, M id d le b u ry College, 4 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -5 2 8 9 . C O M M U N IT Y M E D IC A L S C H O O L : B oth clo ttin g and bleeding are needed for good health. G e t a sense o f w hat makes b lo o d too sticky, to o slippery or ju st right. C a rp e n te r A u d ito riu m , G iven M edical B uilding, U V M , B urlington, 6 p.m . Free. Register, 8 4 7 -2 8 8 6 . B A S IC M E D IT A T IO N : C herokee a n d T ib etan B uddhist practices help renew the body an d spirit. R atn a Shri T ib e ta n M ed itatio n C enter, 12 H illside Ave., M o n t pelier, 7 p .m . Free. Info, 2 2 3 -5 4 3 5 .

Wednesday music • Also, see listings in “S o u n d A dvice.” M IN G U S B IG B A N D : See O c to b e r 24, Flynn C e n te r for the A rts, B urlington, 7:30 p .m . $1828. Info, 8 6 3 -5 9 6 6 .

R U S T E D R O O T : T h e P ittsburghbased b an d — a n d its prim al rh y th m section — is notorious for inducing a trance-like state. Lissen up at the Ross Sports C enter, St. M ichael’s College, C olchester, 8 p.m . $18. Info, 6 5 4 -2304. B O U T S E N S E M B L E : T h is A ustrian Baroque group features M id d leb u ry grad S tephanie H outzeel singing arias from can tatas by H an d el a n d Bach. C o n cert H all, M iddlebury C ollege C en ter for the A rts, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 4 4 3 -3 1 6 9 . V A U G H A N R E C IT A L SERIES: Pianist H ow ard Pollack is in the h o t seat for a lecture-dem onstration w ith the them e “C o p lan d and the C reation o f an A m erican Style.” F aulkner Recital H all, H opkins C enter, D a rtm o u th College, H anover, N .H ., 12:30 p.m . Free. Info, 6 0 3 -6 4 6 -2 4 2 2 .

drama ‘M ID W IV E S ’: T h e V erm ont Stage C o m p a n y births the d ram atic ver sion o f C hris Bojalian’s best-seller. FlynnSpace, B urlington, 8 p.m . $23. Info, 863-5966. ‘P R ID E ’S C R O S S IN G ’: See O c to b e r 20. H O U S E O F H O R R O R S : See O c to b e r 19. T onight features a “S pend the N ig h t in the H ouse o f H o rro r” contest, 8 p.m . H A U N T E D F O R E S T : Enjoy a dram atic H allow een at this frightfilled fundraiser featuring stories, plays a n d o th er scary fare. G reen M o u n ta in A u d u b o n Society, H u n t ington, 7, 8, 9 & 10 p.m . $7-11. Info, 4 3 4 -3068.

film ‘A L IC E & M A R T IN ’: See O c to b e r 20. ‘B U E N A V IST A S O C IA L C L U B ’: In a film th a t launched a L atin-lov ing craze, W im W enders d o cu m ents th e lives an d exploits o f som e o f C uba’s m ost revered m usi cians and singers. B urlington C o l lege, 6 p.m . Free. Info, 862-9616.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. F IG U R E D R A W IN G : See O c to b e r 18. L U N C H T IM E L E C T U R E : V isiting professor Jo h n Yin chats a b o u t the characteristics o f C hinese painting. F lem ing M useum , U V M , B urlington, 42:15 p.m . Free. Info, 65 6 -0 7 5 0 . GALLERY T A L K T h e resident cura tor o f European art delivers an exhib it-related lecture entided, “Publication

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VOLUNTEERING SESSION: E xplore options for helping out w ith in Fletcher A llen H ealth Care. Burgess A ssem bly H all, M edical C en te r C am pus, B urlington, 7-8 p.m . Free. Info, 8 4 7 -2278. CANDIDATE FORUM: State senatorial candidates field questions from all com ers in a fo ru m m o d er ated by K ristin Kelly. B urlington C ity H all A u d ito riu m , 6 :30-9:30 p.m . Free. Info, 8 6 4 -0555.

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BASSES LOADED The late Charles Mingus died more than two decades ago, but his legacy lives on. His musical apostles, a.k.a. The Mingus Big Band, interpret the gospel according to Charles in a “blues and politics” concert that plays Tuesday at the Hopkins Center and Wednesday at the Flynn.

Assistance C o rp o ra tio n gives par ents an d college-bound students the low -dow n on higher education. Rice M em orial H igh School, S. B urlington, 7 p.m . Free. Info, 80064 2 -3 1 7 7 . ‘A NDY FUND’ DINNER: A gourm et d in n e r honors the m em o ry o f A ndy N elson by raising m oney to research a deadly form o f brain cancer. Swift H ouse In n , M iddlebury, 6 p.m . $100. Info, 3 8 8 -9 9 2 5 .

SUMMER SCHOOL WORK SHOP: Parents learn how su m m er and Publicity: Portraits o f Authors, Artists and Architects.” H o o d M useum o f Art, D artm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 5 p.m . Free. Info, 603-646-2426.

HEPATITIS CLINIC: See O c to b e r 18.

DISCUSSION SERIES: See O c to b e r 18, F letcher Free Library, B urlington. ‘DADS D O N ’T BABYSIT!’ WORKSHOP: See O c to b e r 18.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers get a feel for arctic adventure th ro u g h Peter H o e g s Smillas Sense o f Snow. C h a m p la in S enior C enter, B urlington, 10 a.m . Free. Info, 6 5 8 -3 5 8 5 .

FLASH FICTION 500: In the poetry-slam spirit, co m p etin g authors read sh o rt stories for a ju d g m en tal audience. R h o m b u s ' Gallery, 186 C ollege St., B u rling ton, 7:30 p .m . $5. Info, 8 6 5 -9 9 8 3 .

T h e second o f this fo u r-p art in ter active series is ab o u t fittin g father h o o d in to real life. FOOD TASTING: O rganizers encourage you to sam ple dishes prepared w ith cancer-fighting fruits, vegetables an d soy products — in hopes you’ll give back after dessert. R ed C ross B lood C enter, 32 N . Prospect St. B urlington, 11:30 a.m . - 1 p.m . Free. Info, 6 5 8 -6 4 0 0 .

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A n A ID S activist, poet and founder o f the W om en’s W ellness F u n d dis cusses how being H IV -positive has affected her sexuality. Flem ing M useum , U V M , B urlington, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 800-6 4 9 -2 4 3 7 . TALKING CODE: C o n cern ed a b o u t trash, noise d isturbance or p ro b lem properties in y our neigh borhood? G et th e low -dow n from B urlin g to n ’s code enforcem ent offi cer at th e B urlington Em ergency F ood Shelf, 6 -8 :3 0 p.m . Free. Info,

services can benefit their kids. H ospital B oard R oom , Barre, 6:308:30 p.m . Free. Register, 8006 3 9 -7 1 7 0 .

look in to the details su rro u n d in g the death o f th e beloved president. Jones M em orial Library, O rleans, 7:30 p.m . Free. Info, 545-4954. ©

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Training in NERRC procedures will be provided. $20/hr. 20-30 hours per week. Send letter of interest and resume to: Kristin Reedy, Director, Northeast Regional Resource Center, Learning Innovations/WestEd, 20 Winter Sport Lane, Williston, VT 05495, 802-951-8218. EOE.

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Individual needed to develop and implement marketing program for the Fleming Museum to include exhibitions and programs through multimedia communications. Implement strategies and assist in fundraising activities. Bachelor’s degree in related field and two to three years experience in marketing, public relations or the arts required. Knowledge of art history and/or studio art, graphic design or museum orgnization experience highly desirable. Please send cover letter and resume to: University of Vermont, Employment Office, Waterman Building, Room 232, 85 So. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05405. Or email: employment@uvm.edu, .html, and .rtf attachments accepted.

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Seasonal Light Duty Production Assembly: W ork on our final assembly line making our elite product from 7am-3pm from Sept.-Dec„ 40+ hrs/wk. Seasonal Picker/Packers: Help us out during our busy shipping period and earn some extra cash. 7am-3pm from Sept.-Dec., 40+ hrs/wk. N o experience required, we will train you. G reat environm ent a nd discounts on snowshoes. Com e in today to fill out an application at Tubbs Snowshoes, 12 1 Co m m erce Street, W illiston,VT. C a ll 8 0 2 .6 5 8 .4 8 4 8 for directions.

THE REAL DEAL IS: Join our hard-working, fun staff. Serve our terrific customers. Enjoy full time pay with 3 days off per week, plus benefits. Apply in person at 1186 Williston Road.

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is searching for creative, hardworking, motivated individuals to join our Burlington team.

Rewarding full-time and part-time positions are now available in our formal dining rooms and yes, we will train! True pay for performance and excellent benefits for full-time openings including Medical, Dental, Life Ins., Disability, Retirement, and FO U R weeks paid leave accrual first year then FIVE year two! All in our beauti ful community working with a great team and wonder fully appreciative residents. We are hiring a.s.a.p. so apply immediately at our Com m unity Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, V T 05482 (At the intersec tion by Shelburne Museum, head west on Bostwick Road) or fax response to (802) 985-8452. Need more info? Call Jim at 264-5127. E. O. E.

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Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world. We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve cur goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

Bi-Lingual Customer Service Rep Bi-Lingual Custom er Service Representative handles all com m unications from Burton con sum ers, dealers and sales reps by providing inform ation to calle rs in an accurate and profes sional manner. Prim ary responsibilities include servicing orders, and soliciting product and

service feedback. Qualified candidates must be bM ingual, fluent in French and English. S uccessful candidates will have a strong understanding of the snowboard industry and related products, excellent keyboard and com puter skills, and preferably a minimum of two years

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Seeking dynamic individual to provide services and sup port to the Addison County early childhood community, Position requires experience in the early childhood field, creativity, flexibility, and energy. Position includes grant writing and management, event planning, outreach and support o f both center and home based providers and provider networks. This position plays an important role in the early childhood com munity in the county. Full time position, competitive salary ($30,000-$34,000) includes bene^ fit package. Please send resume and three letters o f recommendation to Mary Johnson M ary John son C hildrens Center CHILDREN’S CENTER 81 Water Street, M iddlebury, V T 05753

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Production Manager-Marketing This position is the critical liaison in integrating the production process with our external design process and overall brand vision. This position will work with Marketing to develop budgets, print specifications, bidding, tim elines, printer co ntracts, m echanical specificatio ns, distribution plans, and foreign language tran slations. P rojects include printed trade and con

sum er catalogs, m anuals, ad in serts, packaging, POS and promotional item s, press kits and

Job Openings at the Green Mountain Club The GMC is a private, nonprofit organization w ith 8,500 m em b ers th a t w orks to m aintain, manage, a n d p ro tect Vermont's histo ric L o n g Trail.

print collateral. Qualified candidates must have 2-3 years experience in producing work in a design or advertising agency environment, working on a team or as a leader of a team. Knowledge in all of the major areas of production, sheet fed and web printing, pre-press, fin ishing and mailing also required. Must be knowledgeable in the production of printed co llater al from development to delivery. Experience in supervising press runs and finishing, bindery operations a must. Knowledge in the areas of bulk mailing (dom estic and international) desired.

Application Programmer/Analyst This position will analyze, code, test, im plem ent and support SAP and other applications used by Burton. In this role you will evaluate user requests for new or modified system s/reports and determ ine feasibility, cost and tim e required, com patibility with current system s and com

E d u catio n C o o rd in ato r: F u ll-tim e p o sitio n resp o n sib le for o v ersig h t, d ev elopm ent, a n d a d m in is tra tio n of th e GMC's E d u c a tio n P ro g ram . T he P ro g ra m en ab le s th e club to be recognized as an ed u catio n al re so u rc e for h ik e r safety, b a c k c o u n try ap p re c ia tio n , a n d c o n serv atio n as it p e rta in s to th e Long Trail S ystem . O versees p ro g ra m b u d g et, w rite s g ra n ts, p lans a n d im p le m e n ts statew ide w o rk sh o p s a n d events. Q ualifications: 2-4 years w ork experience in ed u catio n , o u tre a c h , p ro g ra m develo p m en t, a n d a d m in is tra tio n . M ust be highly o rg an ized w ith s tro n g w ritin g , speaking, a n d c o m m u n ic a tio n skills an d a c o m m itm e n t to excellence. B ach elo r's degree re q u ire d , M aster's p referred . S end re su m e a n d cover le tte r to E d u c a tio n C o o rd in a to r S e a rc h to below address.

plete within the established tim elines. Provides proper program m ing documentation. Qualified candidates will possess a Bachelor's in Com puter Science, program m ing, math or related degree, 2+ years experience program m ing in a high volum e transaction processing environment, and one year experience training in SAP ABAP program m ing. P refer candidate with a working knowledge of the following: Unix, Windows 95/NT, TCP/IP and Microsoft Products (Office 97).

SAP SD Application Specialist Jo in a team of talented, highly skilled SAP business system an alysts in SAP application sup port for worldwide SAP users. This person will interface with sta ff globally, to an alyze current operational procedures and identify problems. This position will also require evaluating user requests for new or modified system s (feasibility, tim e, co st) and com patibility with current

C o m m u n ic a tio n s A ssistant: H alf-tim e p o sitio n su p p o rts th e D ire c to r of C o m m u n icatio n s, a ssistin g in w ritin g , ed itin g , design, a n d m a rk e tin g o f GMC p u b lica tio n s (guidebooks, m aps, b ro c h u re s, a n n u a l re p o rt, w ebsite, a n d th e L ong Trail News, th e club's q u a rte rly n ew sletter). Also a ssists w ith pu b lic re la tio n s, p ro m o tio n a l p ro d ucts, fu n d raisin g appeals, h isto ry a n d arch iv es p ro jects, a n d o rg a n iz a tio n of GMC p h o to g rap h s. Q ualifications: B achelor's deg ree req u ired . E x cellen t w ritin g a n d c o m p u te r skills (proficiency in W ordPerfect/M S W ord a n d PageM aker desirable). M ust be highly organized, pay g re a t a tte n tio n to d etail, able to w ork u n d e r deadline, a n d have a c o m m itm e n t to excellence. S en d cover letter, re su m e , a n d w ritin g sam ple t0 C o m m u n ic a tio n s A ssistan t S earch to below address.

system s and capabilities. This position requires a minimum BS or BA or equivalent work expe rience and 2-3 years SAP SD configuration experience in a high volum e environment. This per son should have an excellent understanding of Sales/D istribution and have worked in a pro g ressive business environment with worldwide exposure. Knowledge of other SAP modules or Version 4.6 experience a plus.

Technical Trainer/Testing Coordinator We have an opening for a Technical Trainer to develop, coordinate and provide technical train ing in a global IT environment. Topics range from using desktop operating systems to perform ing business specific functions in our ERP application. As part of our training initiatives, the coordination of Buisness Process Testing will also be a part of this position. This will entail the coordination of teams of users to plan and follow through on testing new versions of software and business processes. Should possess strong working knowledge of PowerPoint and should be comfortable with Microsoft Windows operating systems. Qualified candidates will have a Bachelor's degree and 2+ years experience performing and coordinating technical training. Experience with SAP R/3 or other ERP system preferred. Building of Computer Aided materials « plus.

Trade Specialist We are seeking a Trade Specialist to work on both domestic and international trade issues. Must maintain relationships with customs broker, monitor U.S. importation charges, monitor global trade changes and trends, assist in maintenance of Customs Compliance program. Other tasks include drafting petitions, implementing new procedures resulting from changes in trade/traffic strategy, supporting product managers by advising them of customs issues which impact them. Familiarity with Customs documentation and procedures preferred. Requires Bachelor's degree and experience with Word, Excel, and PowerPoint. SAP experience desirable. ~ • Burton Snowboards is the world's leader for snowboard products and accessories. To apply, send your resume and salary requirements to:

Burton Snowboards 80 Industrial Parkway, Burlington, VT 05401 Phone (802) 862-4500 . Fax (802) 651-0329 www.burton.com

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Editor in Chief for Out In The Mountains VT’s GLBT newspaper and organizations within the GLBT community, and serve as a liaison between the publisher, Mountain Pnde Media, and the public. The ideal candidate w ill have a degree in journalism, communications, English, or equivalent experience; knowledge o f the GLBT community in Vermont; project management and/or supervision experience; significant experience in many o f the follow ing areas: publishing industry, news or feature writing, copyediting, proofreading and fact-checking; a commitment to working as part o f a nonprofit organization; and a desire to help take our maturing publication forward. This is a full-time paid position with flexible hours. It requires monthly attendance at meetings with members o f the board o f directors. Significant instate and som e out-of-state travel is required.

Send letter o f interest, resum e, and requirem ents to: M ountain Pride M edia Attn: Editor Search PO Box 1078 - Richm ond, VT 05477-1078 or e-m ail it to jobs@ m ountainpridem edia.org

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• Housekeepers • Housekeeping Supervisor • Houseman • Hosts • Lift Attendants • Lift M echanics • Lift Operators • M aintenance • Night Auditor • Nordic Instructors • PBX O perators • Parking Attendants • Reservations

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Americorps — Come and team new skills, experience rewarding work and meet ' wonderful people. Project Home brings together elders and and people with disabilities who want to remain living independently in their homes with people seeking affordable housing. Project Home has an Americorps position available as an Intake/Outreach Assistant. This position requires a BA or comparable work and life experience, strong public speaking and writing skills, and knowledge of Microsoft Office. ^ Compensation includes $10,000 stipend, a $4725 education al award, and basic health insurance, plus childcare it eligi ble. 11-month position to start ASAP. Call 863-5625 for appli cation packet and job description. EOE.

DO YOU WANT A JOB THAT S CHALLENGING? A JOB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE? N o r th la n d Job C o rp s C e n t e r is a residential v o c a tio n a l train in g p ro g ra m servin g y o u th aged 16 -2 4 th ro u g h o u t N e w England. As a m e m b e r o f N o r th la n d s ’ staff you w o u ld be helping disadvantaged youn g p e o p le b re a k th e cycle o f p o v e rty by p re p a rin g th e m fo r gainful, e n try -le v e l e m p lo y m e n t.

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supervising students in d o rm ito rie s du rin g leisu re tim e ho urs. M u s t have d ip lo m a /G E D and th e c o m m itm e n t t o m aking positive and d ra m a tic changes in th e lives o f y o u th . $ 8 .5 0 /h r +

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40 HOURS PER WEEK - FULL BENEFITS APPLY We have openings for Mobile Unit Assistants at our Burlington, VT facility. Duties will include daily travel in Vermont and Northern New Hampshire assisting in the transport, set-up, and breakdown of equipment at our mobile blood drives. You will be handling blood products. Qualified candidates are team players, detail-oriented and able to work within a highly regulated field. Able to work variable hours, early am to late pm. • High School education or equivalent job knowledge • Previous job related experience of 1 to 3 months • Exceptional communication and customer service skills • Must have valid Vermont driver’s license, with proof of an excellent driving record. You will be driving a DOT regulated 20-foot standard multi gear truck. • Heavy lifting required Salary range is commensurate with experience. We offer an excellent fringe benefit package including health/dental insur ance, generous vacation, retirement plan, tax-sheltered annuities, 401k with matching, tuition assistance, credit union and more. PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON between the hours of 8:30am and 4:00pm, or call: (802) 658 - 6400 to have an application mailed to you. AMERICAN RED CROSS, Blood ServicesNew England Region, 32 North Prospect Street, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE M/F/H/V

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Our Customer Information Call Center is an environment that is rich with activity and challenge. The ideal candidate will have experience in a high volume call center, strong telephone communication skills, detail oriented, keyboarding expe rience, and the ability to meet deadlines under pressure. We are proud of our comprehensive benefit package available for these positions. Medical/Dental/4oiK/Pension/ Paid Vacation/Banking Holidays and the opportunity for a career with Vermont’s premier bank! To apply, send your resume or applica tion to: Chittenden Bank Attn: Human Resources Department P.0. Box 820 Burlington, VT 05401 E-mail: jobs@chittenden.com Fax: 660-2300

Join our Inter/Networking Group providing installation, service and support for Microsoft, Linux and Novell networks. You’ll join an experienced team working on a wide variety of projects using “best of breed” technology solutions. Were looking for people who are equally capable of performing independently and working in a team. Candidates must have at least 2 years experience providing network support and a working knowledge of Internet connectivity, servers, workstations and related hardware. Experience with Novell, N T or Linux servers and clients, along with a familiarity with standard office applications, is required. Certification is a plus, but a well-rounded technical education, a commitment to quality, excellent communication skills and networking administration experience are valued even more.

Database Developer The Integrated Solutions Group database development team is looking for an experienced developer to work on a variety of interesting projects, both independently and in a team setting. Projects are deployed in desktop, client-server and web environments. Specifically, were looking for database programming experience, including Microsoft Access. Experience with VB, SQL Server, Oracle, VB Script or Java Script is a plus. Experience developing dynamic web pages is also desirable.

Please apply by mailing or emailing your resume to Don Miller, 71 Millet Street, Richmond, VT 5477 or dmiller@itofvt.net as a MS Word attachment. Only qualified candidates will get a response.

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is a provider of technology services for Vermont businesses and organizations. IT of VT is a growing company that strives to balance a “customer first” quality-of-service philosophy while maintaining a healthy, enjoyable work environment. Exciting opportunities exist at IT of VT for advancement and professional growth. Were dedicated to continuous improvement, enjoying the fruits of our labors and adding value to our customers and our community. Visit our continuously improving web site - www.ITofVT.net — for more information. We are currendy looking for responsible, energetic, self-motivated individuals for the following positions:

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a p p a re n t le n g th . In so m e m e n th e scro tal sk in a tta c h e s far fo rw a rd o n th e p e n is, m a k in g it seem s h o rte r th a n it is. T h e su rg e ry trim s th is b ack . A fte rw a rd o n e c o m m o n ly a p p lie s s tre tc h in g devices o r w e ig h ts. L e n g th g ain s o f as m u c h as tw o in c h e s h av e b een c la im e d , a lth o u g h o n e jo u r n a l re p o rt states a ra n g e o f 1.1 to 2.1 c e n tim e te rs — in o th e r w o rd s, a m a x im u m o f n o t q u ite sevene ig h th s o f an in c h . W e n o w tu r n to th e m e d ic a l lite ra tu re — alw ays in te re stin g , i f o n ly fo r th e article

Dear Cecil, How can I straighten out the curvature in my penis? A n d is there anything that actually makes it bigger besides surgery? — SM J via the Internet

titles, e.g., “ P en ile D u p lic a tio n .” (W h a t: th e g u y n e e d e d a spare?) M o re re le v a n t to th e p re s e n t d isc u ssio n is “ R e c o n s tru c tio n o f D e fo rm itie s R e su ltin g F ro m P enile E n la rg e m e n t S u rg e ry ” (A lter, Journal o f

Urology, D e c e m b e r 1 9 9 7 ). It tells o f several Y ou’re sa y in g y o u ’re c u rv e d and sh o rt? M a n . H e re ’s h o p in g y o u ’ve g o t a n ic e p e rso n a lity . In 1 9 8 3 I said th e re w as n o relia b le m e a n s o f p e rm a

d o z e n m e n w h o se o p e ra tio n s w e n t aw ry, ra n g in g fro m lu m p s , h o llo w s, scar tissue, etc. (fat tissu e d is trib u tio n is a p ro b le m , it

n e n tly e n la rg in g th e p e n is — tru e a t th e tim e . B u t scien ce

a p p e a rs), to a c tu a l s h o r te n in g o f th e p en is,

m a rc h e s o n , a n d n ew su rg ic a l te c h n iq u e s o ffe r th e p ro s p e c t

s o m e tim e s a c c o m p a n ie d b y p a in , im p o te n c e

o f a d d itio n a l le n g th a n d g irth . A s o f 1 9 9 6 , 1 0 ,0 0 0 m e n

a n d in c o n tin e n c e . A 1 9 9 6 a c c o u n t by

re p o rte d ly h a d u n d e rg o n e “elec tiv e p e n ile le n g th e n in g .”

W essells et al. in th e sa m e jo u r n a l says m u c h

B u t b e fo re w a rn e d : C o m p lic a tio n s are c o m m o n , a n d so m e

th e sa m e th in g . I f th e p h o to s are a n y in d ic a

p e o p le w in d u p w o rse o f f th a n w h e n th e y sta rte d . A lth o u g h th e re ’s n o s ta n d a rd su rg ic a l te c h n iq u e fo r p e n is e n la rg e m e n t, a ty p ic a l o p e ra tio n m a y in c lu d e : (1) R elease o f th e p e n is’ s u s p e n s o ry lig a m e n t. T h is

tio n , y o u c o u ld g e t a n e q u a lly a ttra c tiv e re su lt la d lin g s a n d in to a so ck , a n d m in d y o u , th e se guys p a id fo r th is. M o v in g o n to y o u r o th e r c o m p la in t, slig h t c u rv a tu re o f

allow s th e p o r tio n o f th e p e n is n o rm a lly c o n c e a le d w ith in

th e p e n is is fairly c o m m o n a n d n o t s o m e th in g to b e c o n

th e b o d y to p r o tr u d e m o re .

c e rn e d a b o u t; it d id n ’t seem to b o th e r Bill C lin to n , a n y

(2) A n in v e rte d “V -Y a d v a n c e m e n t flap” sliced in to th e p u b ic sk in ab o v e th e p e n is, th e o re tic a lly p e rm ittin g it to

h a n g o u t fa rth e r. (3)

F at tra n s fe r fo r p e n ile g irth e n h a n c e m e n t. I have

way. E x tre m e c u rv a tu re is called P e y ro n ie ’s disease, a c o n d i tio n in v o lv in g a stric tu re o f th e s h e a th in g tissu e th a t causes th e p e n is to p u ll to o n e sid e (o r u p o r d o w n ), as w ith ta p e o n a b a llo o n . I t’s u n c e rta in w h a t causes P e y ro n ie ’s disease,

m ix e d feelings a b o u t m e n tio n in g th is, b u t w o m e n I’ve c o n

a lth o u g h a p o p u la r th e o r y a t th e m o m e n t is d a m a g e to th e

su lte d say th a t w h ile p e n is le n g th isn ’t all th a t im p o r ta n t,

p e n is d u rin g sex. T re a tm e n t c a n in c lu d e v ita m in E, d ru g s

th e y d o a p p re c ia te a c e rta in a m o u n t o f c irc u m fe re n c e .

a n d , as a last re so rt, surgery. O n e su rg ical te c h n iq u e , I n o te

J u d g in g fro m th e p h o to s , fa t tra n s fe r w ill m a k e y o u lo o k

w ith a sh u d d e r, is “p a rtia l p e n ile d isassem b ly ,” a lth o u g h

th ic k e r in th e d e tu m e s c e n t sta te , b u t y o u d o n ’t w a n t to get

th is seem s to have fallen o u t o f favor now , p re s u m a b ly fo r

c a rrie d away. In o n e “a fte r” s h o t th e g u y ’s g o t su c h a p ip e

o b v io u s reasons. (“ D o c to r, w e seem to have a p a rt left

h e c a n ’t g e t his h a n d a ro u n d it. O n e w o m a n ’s re a c tio n : “N o

o v er.”) In e x tre m e cases o f P e y ro n ie ’s disease, th e v ic tim s

w a y a m I g e ttin g o n th e re c e iv in g e n d o f that .”

are in c a p a b le o f sexual in te rc o u rs e — so m e o f th e ir pen ises

(4)

s u c h cases th e k n ife is th e o n ly re c o u rse . I t’s th e v a n ity cases y o u h av e to w o n d e r a b o u t, w h ic h b rin g s us b a c k to th e g e n e ra l issue o f c o sm e tic su rg e ry o n a p a rt o f th e b o d y th a t isn ’t n o rm a lly in p u b lic view . “A lth o u g h [th e p a tie n t] m a y h a v e a n o rm a l o r ev en large p h a llu s, a p e rc e iv e d d e fic ie n c y d im in is h e s se lf-e s te e m ,” A lte r w rite s in th e a rtic le c ite d ab o v e. G o d fo rb id w e s h o u ld h av e p e o p le w a lk in g a ro u n d w ith d im in is h e d self e ste e m , a lth o u g h it seem s to m e a c h e a p e r c o u rs e w o u ld b e to v o lu n te e r a t a s o u p k itc h e n . I f th a t w o n ’t d o it, lo o k u p “L y m p h e d e m a D u e to C h r o n ic P en ile S tra n g u la tio n ”

(Journal o f Dermatology, S e p te m b e r 1 9 9 6 ). T h e s tra n g u la tio n in q u e s tio n w as “d u e to lo n g - te rm u se o f a p e n is e n la rg in g rin g .” S u re, th e g u y w as a little o b sessed . You a in ’t?

— CECIL ADAM S

lo o k lik e th o s e a n im a l sh a p e s y o u m a k e w ith b a llo o n s. In

I f a p p ro p ria te , “tu rk e y n e c k ” re m o v a l to in crease

Is there something you need to get straight? C e cil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 6 0 6 1 1 , or e-mail him at cecil@ chireader.com .

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TAURUS (Apr. 20-M ay 20): I’ve got a suggestion for an alchemical experim ent, Taurus. Let’s see if we can transm ute som e o f your notorious stubbornness into dynam ic patience. T hey’re not so different, after all, and it may be a relatively easy conversion. W hat makes success even m ore likely is that you’re now in a situation th at’ll serve perfectly as the laboratory. It has to do w ith the door on w hich you’ve been knocking and knocking and knocking. As your discouragem ent reaches a peak this week, you’ll be tem pted to give up and walk away. A nd yet this is the exact m om ent when you’ll have the m ost power to perform amazing acts o f abracadabra, m utating your frustration into faith and the resistance o f those on the other side o f the door into receptivity.

GEMINI (M ay 21-June 20): Like a tiger ready to pounce, you may inspire in onlookers a tendency to be very polite and cooperative this week. Like a drunken saint, you m ight spread an agitated form o f good cheer th a t’s both entertaining and unset tling. Like a visionary caffeine addict, you may dom inate discussions w ith fine ideas th a t’ll be difficult to actually carry out. Like a crazy-making bu t

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): According to biologist Francis Crick, our nightly dreams consist o f nothing m ore than hallucinations produced as the brain flushes out m etabolic wastes. O f the m any argum ents that can be m ustered against this appalling igno rance, none is m ore forceful than the life o f H arriet T ubm an. After escaping from slavery in 1849, she helped orga nize the U nderground Railroad and personally led 300 slaves to freedom. Few history books note that she relied on her dreams to provide specific inform ation about where to find safe houses, helpers and passages through dangerous territory. I bring this up, Cancerian, because your own dreams will be ripe w ith very practical guid ance in the com ing weeks. W atch them closely, and consider reading R obert Moss’ book, Dreaming True.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I foresee three sexy opportunities for you this week, Leo. 1. You can graduate from being merely sm art and become wiser in a way that will m ake life better for everyone close to you. 2. You can retire any tem ptations you have to act like a know-it-all so that you may slip luxuriously into the role o f a feel-itall. 3. By rousing your innocence, you can find a hard-to-spot yet obvious key that w ould ultim ately make you feel m ore at hom e in the world than ever before.

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(Sept. 23-O ct. 22): Producers o f a movie often have it shown to test audiences before it’s released. Sometimes they’ll even change the ending or cut out scenes if a m ajority o f viewers hisses or yawns. I suggest that you try som ething anal ogous this week. Seek out feedback about the budding idea or product you’re aching to unleash. A nd try to solicit the reactions o f at least a few people who aren’t predisposed to telling you everything you w ant to hear. O n the other hand, don’t assume that every single critic is a genius.

SCORPIO (O ct. 23-Nov. 21): Hallelujah and glory be to the Great M obius Strip in the Sky! You Scorpios have been chosen to receive a shock ing privilege: the chance to reincar nate w ithout even having to die! This week is the time. Your hom e is the place. T he w om b o f creation goes into labor and out pops a new and im proved version o f the jaded old you. D on’t be afraid. It’ll be m ore fun than any ordeal you’ve ever had. T he

pleasure will outstrip the pain, I guar antee it! (P.S. Please feel no sham e if you immediately have to seek out some metaphorical diapers.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21): I sometimes feel like a Sagittarius-in-training. (Probably because m y rising sign is Sagittarius.) Like you, for instance, I norm ally exude expansive joviality, but now and then fall into a m ood that causes m e . to downplay all that’s w onderful in my life and obsess on the one tiny thing th at’s wrong. T his happened recently when I lost sight o f m y new book’s generally good reviews and fretted over the lone slam it got. ( Village Voice critic Emily Jenkins w rote it off as “the ravings o f a m anic show-off.”) I bring this up, my dear, because I believe you should be extra vigilant in guarding against this ten dency in the com ing weeks. As a pre ventive measure, be a fanatical practi tioner o f gratitude.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): T he Hebrew word nabal refers to a person w ho’s so tenaciously focused on practical matters that he becomes impractical. I fear, m y dear Capricorn, that you’re veering danger ously close to this fate. For, the sake o f the bottom line, I beg you to forget about the bottom line for the next

From her booty she fashioned a beautiful gift for me: a primitive |jknife. As soon as I touched it, I knew it had m ajor mojo. T hat night, I dream t it helped me fight off a giant, tw o-headed scorpion. Since then, I’ve dream t o f the magic dagger two m ore times. First I used it to slash through a thicket where a th ief had hidden m y wallet, and then to sever a leather cord that was keep ing m e tethered to a person who dis liked me. Now, in solidarity w ith your lust for liberation, Aquarius, I’ll em ploy m y benevolent w eapon in a ritual for you. As I raise it over my head, I offer its help in cutting away a part o f your life that is burdensom e or outw orn.

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(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): G o t your bag o f tricks packed? H ow about your visa for the wild side? I hope you’re bringing lots o f gifts to dispense, in case you need to curry favor in the outlying areas where the rules are a little loose. It also w ouldn’t h u rt to take along stuff like a snake bite kit and extra shock absorbers. N o t that you’ll have to use them nec essarily. It’s just that you’re going to be offered chances to score some magic cookies and secret shortcuts, and it would be a sham e to have to miss out on them just because you’re unpre pared for the unexpected.®

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heterosexual, sensual M w/Christian values, not harboring subconscious anger towards mother or foolish antics. Invitation for loving, spiritual, friendship/LTR, 4849_________

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MAGICAL MANIC MISFIT. DM , TOOTHLESS,

WINTER FUN. SKI? SNOWSHOE? HIKE?

ISO RESPECTFUL, KIND, TOTALLY

connect w/Earth, imagine, live w/gratitude, let go of why, care for your body, be compassionate, notice, forgive, be real, experience joy. DPF, intelligent, vibrant, spiritual, playful, sensual ISO 45+, companion to share journey. 4461___________ __________

TURNED-ON. 40 , EQUAL BLEND existentially aware cynicism & emotional optimism/availability. Down w/bass, snug gling, learning, lasting. Nights are always young. Full hair, expressive, tender. ISO fresh, sensuous, cerebral Goddess. 4921

45 , TALL, LEAN, BLONDE, FORMER hippo handler, willing to cut bait, seeks wild man of Borneo. Must read poetry with pas sion, swing from chandeliers when appropriate. Missing link OK. 4 9 0 1_______________

DWF -

; apply. 4462_____________________________ ; SHARE YOUR DREAMS, LOVE PASSIONATELY,

TUNED-IN -

SWF,

ly fit, love biking, hiking, outdoor activities. ISO athletic gent who is funny, honest, finan cially secure 8. physically fit. Looking to recreate 8. enjoy life. 4840________________

” , FIT, STRONG-MINDED

WiWF,

BRIGHT, FUN, ACTIVE, SWPF, 25 WHO LOVES a good laugh, outdoors, fall nights, music & stimulating conversation. ISO SPM 24-32 w/ like mind to enjoy adventures in VT, 4906

ATTRACTIVE, PETITE, BLONDE. I’M PHYSICAL-

33 , 5 ’u

F w/dark, auburn hair, blue eyes. ISO NS/ND M for dating. Can you match my wit, brains : 81 beauty? Only athletic or artistic men need

> Wants to settle down with 35-45. attractive, ■ fit, caring, honest SWM. No junkies, whiners,

SWF LOOKING FOR A MAN W HO LOVES

39 , SEEKS FUN, ENERGETIC SWPM, 35-45, w/ a take-Vermont-forward attitude. Must enjoy mountains, bookstores, snowshoes, travel, dedicated friendships & quality conversations for a committed, comfortable relationship. 4857_________________________

ATTRACTIVE,

; INDEPENDENT & LONESOME,

JUST DO IT! ACTIVE, TALL, NS, SWF,

LET’S RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL. LONG FUN & AMBITIOUS, TALL, NOT-SO-SKINNY-

mom, seeks tall, fun and ambitious not-soskinny man to play in Vermont this fall! Grumps need not apply. 4631_____________ ARE YOU TALL, SUCCESSFUL, SUBVERSIVE,

a genius, 35-40 and ‘til now eluded by just the right, true & pretty sweetheart? Me? SWF, fit, 30 81 looking for you, too. 4630________ WDF, 45 , ISO UNBATHED, MOUTH-breather with distinct criminal record, unemployed, w/2+ ex-wives, bad credit 8> temper, a plus! Moronic, sexist Neander-thal could find happiness w/ me. 4642______________________

26, HEALTHY, FIT, CARING, EASYgoing, loves to laugh. Enjoys many sports, picnics at the beach, movies, romantic din ners & nature. ISO fun, sensitive, very hon est, respectful SPM, 25-32. 4620

SWPF,

mtns. 81 Mozart, share paddling & porcini. Lively, sane, 5’6”, NS, DPF seeks earthy soulmate, over 45, who appreciates integrity, warmth & wit. Can you play? 4544 _____________

CELEBRATE STRENGTH & SWEETNESS,

40, FUN-LOVING, ACTIVE, ENJOYS THE outdoors, a good night out or a trip down the bike path. ISO SWM w/similar interests for friendship or possible LTR. 4541________ SWPF,

18 YO COLLEGE STUDENT & P ISO CREATIVE & sensitive M, 19-25, who’s not into playing games. Turn-ons: intelligence, honesty, confi dence-4538____________________________ FINE LOOKING, 35 YO MAMA ISO HARD, honest, loving, down-to-earth guy, 34-39. I’m 5’3”, 125 lbs., blonde hair & green eyes. I’m D, S 8. lonely. Write me. 4480

M, 40+, who has what he needs, knows what he wants. For: walks, talks, books, blues, jazz, wine, art, antiques, the universe & maybe everything!! 4319___________ _

& adventurous people. I’m 26, red hair, green eyes, stand about 5’6”. Love adventure & snowboarding & animals. 4566______

50, READY TO BEGIN travel ISO new home. ISO spiritually, physi cally, mentally healthy, financially able. Funloving, honest, compassionate, truth-seeking, music-lover. NE in the fall, then? 4556______

m .m

PLATTSBURGH- ISO SW HEALTHY, LITERATE,

NEW TO THE AREA, LOOKING TO MEET FUN

WRITER/JOURNALIST,

m m

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able w/himself, confident, organized, sensu al, w/an artistic/spiritual side by similar DWF, 48. Age/race not important — positive attitude, healthy lifestyle is. Write. 4571_______

DWPF, 34 , 5 ’ 4”, 115 LBS., N/S, EDUCATED, athletic, independent. I enjoy hiking, skiing, snowshoeing, etc., movies, books, theater, travel. ISO friendship/serious LTR. 4564

•

cessful JPF, 53, enjoys life & adventure. Appreciates art & music. Ready to open my heart for love. ISO a healthy, energetic, secure M who enjoys life. 4465 ■

; ; ; : ; :

women. She in turn, loves men. 40 years old, I have long dark hair with eyes to match. Call, let’s chat. 4907_______________

SWPF,

CREATIVE, INTELLIGENT, ATTRACTIVE,

IF RELATIONSHIPS WERE REAL ESTA TE-

ISO SM, A “ PEOPLE PERSON," COMFORT-

•

20’S, LOOKING TO SHARE FREE time: live music, eating out or just hitting the bike trail after work. Snowboard experience a plus! ISO SM. 4470 ____________

BABY STEPS FOR 6’, 37 YO RAPUNZEL Goal-oriented artist. 3 yrs. in VT. ISO Tail, romantic, NS, 28-44, prince to be my Knight pleasure. Dinner/movie? Date first. 4577

old prune. SWF, 44, w/many 8t varied inter ests. ISO pleasant company... for pleasant company. Skiing, sailing, dancing. No butts about it. 4572_____________________

• -■ C

SWPF, M ID

friend, daughter, sister, officer, tree-hugger. I’m P, silly, respectful, irreverent, indepen dent, loyal, a dabbler in many things outdoors & ISO a life partner. 4578___________

A REAL P L U M - DON’T WAIT UNTIL I’M AN

spirit, ancient wisdom ISO Patrick Swayzetype who knows the dance of life take prac tice, patience, passion & partnership, includes work & play. 4478______ _________

TEACHER, LEARNER,

ISO Gentleman’s farm w/long view west, rugged spiritual paths, cozy house that’s seen a lot of good food, humor, music, com munication & art. Children & pets are drawn here. 50’s DWPF, NS. 4573________________

FUN-LOVING, RISK-TAKING ARTIST W / YOUNG

BELIEF IN HUMAN

dignity — differences are our choice — fun i i our outlet. Love is what we’re here for — communication is what keeps us together. I’m kind, reliable, dependable, sensitive, pretty, slender, 40s. 4579_________________ I WEAR MANY HATS -

45 , BLONDE, s’4 ". 125 lbs. ISO M, 45-50, hard worker, must have respect for women. I love the outdoors & lots of other things. 4479_______________

cious, sea-loving, seasoned traveler ISO LTR w/good humored, gracious grig (30-40). Letters preferred. 4585___________________ AT LEAST LETS MEET -

SF ISO MR. RIGHT. I AM

SWEET, SERIOCOMIC, SCRUPULOUS, SAGA-

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distance runner, loves children, Thoreau, : Coltrane, books, Stevie Ray Vaughn, fait : foliage, Art Blakely, Man o f La Mancha, Ralph Nader & Radar O’Reilly. Middle-age, NS, seeks special woman. 4873_______________ BLUE-EYED, 6’ 2“ , 175 LBS., 21 , SW M ISO FIT, ; attractive, 18-23 YO SWF who loves skiing, ; laughing, cuddling 81 being romanced. ; Confidence 8> honesty a plus. 4872_______ _ ARTFUL ROMANCER. TALL, ATTRACTIVE w/platinum heart, rich soul, fit body &

sound > mind. Searching for D/SF, NS, 35-45, to share : simple pleasures & meaningful talk. Discover > my waters 8t a sense of completion. 4869

& PASSIONATE DSW M, 39 , ISO I DSWF w/same qualities who enjoys walking, . biking, skiing, cooking or dinner out, danc> ing 81 romancing. Sound like you? Foliage is i here. 4867 j CARING

Dear Lola, I ’m frustrated! I ’m a S e e d - locking, 38-yearcld, closeted GWM trying to meet ether GWMs. Cvery weekend I drive tc Burlap, hang cut in cafjes and bookstores. I get loti c$ eye contact, but that’s it. What’6 sup posed to be the next step? I ’m completely new at this, and at my age, apparently can’t get it right. I have no prob lem socializing at work, where I ’m surrounded by straights. Where can I get info on "basic intro and meeting for GWM?” Are there special signs and gestures that little old ignorant me is unaware efi? Under a Rock in Riptcn Dear Rock, GMs meet each other the same way anybody else does. Forget the spe cial gestures and start locking tor events likely tc be attended by other GMs. Watch the Seven Days calendar tor the next R.U.1.2? pctluck. Volunteer at Vermont CAROS. Attend the VCLGR Town Meeting at the Vermont Technical College in Randolph Oct. 21, or the Queer Centra Dance at the King Street youth Center that evening. Or sign up tc do some last-minute work fjcr civil-union candi dates. Love, . m

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about meeting the one who makes life very good in every way? SWM, 39, very cute & fit, looking for daydreamer. 4787_____________ DOWN-TO-EARTH, CREATIVE, ENVIRONMEN-

YOU: BRAVE SOUL FOR FUN & ADVENTURE.

Must be confident, fit, intelligent, sensual & fun. Warm eyes I can melt into, an easy smile . Me: WPM, 6’, 195 lbs., friendships & LTR. 4864_______________________________ LOOKING FOR A PARTNER. SW M , 34 , ATHletic & attractive, ISO SWF, 25-40, who is interested in movies, outdoor activities & nights on the town. 4861_________________ FUN & FRIENDS FIRST! I’M FIT, ACTIVE,

attractive, easygoing, DWPM, late 40s, w/2 loving children living w/me part-time. Passions: art, antiques, water, hiking, adven ture, travel, Internet, food, music, coffee, cookies, snuggling. ISO fit, attractive, sensu al, stable, NS, ND Lady, 38-50, w/similar interests, desires, for companionship/LTR. 4463___________________________________ MIDDLEBURY MAN, 34 , W/ROOM IN HIS heart for the right woman. It could be you. Enjoys outdoors, motorcycles & more. You: female, 25-39, for companionship & possible LTR. 4852_______________________________ 47 , 5’io ”, 180 lbs. Clean, neat, good-looking, honest. Starting over, ISO LTR. Enjoy every thing life & God offers us from a campfire to skydiving. Looking for soulmate, 25-45. Slender, honest, clean, P, come experience the NE Kingdom. 4851____________________ FOLLOW THE POSITIVE ENERGY. SDW M ,

DWM, LATIN DANCER, ISO PETITE PARTNER.

Do you move to the rhythm of the music in the night? Your desire is more important than your skills. Come join the fun. 4846

tally sensitive, culture jammer, playful, goofy, athletic, healthy living, snowshoe, mtn. bike, art, sushi, attractive, Old Montreal, oceans, rivers, cairns, n/s, motivated, 38, crazy, etc. 4785_____________________________________

50 , looks 40. Sensitive, fit, caring, respect women, good listener, outdoorsy, very sensu al, kind, honest & much more. Enjoy touch ing both ways. ISO tall, slender, pretty F 35-

TALL, DARK, HANDSOME. AQUARIAN,

45- 4784_________________________________ NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE THE

S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 4783________________ 30 , 5 ’ 8”, ISO NICE PERSON WHO IS relationship-minded, fit, honest, affectionate & happy. I am fun/friendly, goal-oriented, hardworking, love music, nature and a quiet life. NS. 4782___________________________ DPM,

39 SOON 25 , 5 *5 ”, 140 LBS., LGT. BRN. hair, never married, childless, ISO LTR w/F, 19-32, who likes impudent discourse, computers, alt./indie., my guitar playing, boarding, children fine, Montpelier area. 4780___________ 45 YEARS YOUNG. INTERESTS: NASCAR, camping, snowmobiling, golf. Loves sunsets/sunrises & walks at the ocean, ISO F to enjoy the outdoors. 4778______________ SW M

M Y LIFE IS FULL OF PARADOX, NON-STARV-

ing artist, e-Commerce Luddite, crunchy, bearded, empire builder, 37, active, fun, lives simply, explores widely, ISO massage partner, chemical attraction, bliss. 4773____________ 26 , ACTIVE, healthy, loves music, outdoors & life. ISO SWPF, 2128, for adventures, must love to laugh, skis & attitude a plus. I want to see the world, care to join me? 4772____________________

44, ATTRACTIVE, EDUCATED, HEALTHY, 6*2”, tall & slender. Passions inch: downhill skiing &' a' serious relationship w/the right woman. ISO attractive PF, 32-45, educated, honest, intimate & fun. Possible LTR. 4843

WHERE ARE YOU? SW PM

37 , ATTRACTIVE, FIT, BLUE EYES. Likes downhill skiing. Short walks or hikes. Acts & looks 25. ISO active fit SF who would like to go skiing or enjoy walks. 4841_____________

JUMP START MY LIFE: DWM,

SWM,

SW M,

FUN, PEACEFUL, CHARMING DANCE PARTNER

needed for dance steps into future with sweet, charming, 5’8”, 4oish M. Has exten sive use of both feet & both sides of the brain. 4825_____________________________ 50, 192 LBS., 5 ’u ”. BRN./BLUE. LIKES camping, fishing, classical music, photogra phy, golf, movies, moonlight walks, looking at stars. The outdoors type, enjoys one day at a time. ISO SWF, 35-51, ND, honest. 4803

SW M,

CUBAN-STYLE SALSA DANCER ISO PARTNER.

Free, P classes plus premium video practice sessions. Trim lady, 20 -40S. Me: run, goodhumored, sincere, trim, gentle SM. No strings. 4802____________________________ COUNTRY FARM BOY, STUCK IN THE CITY

ISO farmer’s daughter — help! I can’t under stand these people. DWM, 40, NS, teens at home. I like anything outdoors. Seeking communicative, reciprocal LTR. 4798________ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU SLEPT AND

when you slept, you had a dream, and in that dream, you found a beautiful flower, and what if when you woke, you still had that flower? Athletic SWM, 28. 4797________ 50 , 6’, 170 LBS., ISO WEEKend party girl. Must enjoy drinking, dancing, loving. Prefer B/AF. Tall, slim, sexy attire. Always have an erotic thought. 4793_______ LONELY SW M ,

40S, ISO D/SWF, NS/NA/ND (race optional), 25-50. Gardening, pets, outdoors, long rides, kids, quiet times, cuddling, walks. Must be selfreliant, mentally fit. Friends 1st, possible LTR.

4756_____________________________________

45 , DWM. Politically incorrect. Loves cooking, dancing & animats. ISO fit, funny, 38-46, F to fall in love & live happily ever after. 4755 OUTDOORSY, ATHLETIC, ROMANTIC,

42, TALL, HANDSOME, well-built ISO attractive, older F who is ready for some passion & romance in her life. A big bottom is a real plus. 4753____________ ISO OLDER F, DW M,

38, smoker. ISO petite or slender F, 28-42, who enjoys laughter, rock music, dancing & togetherness. So much more w/very nice guy. Call me! 4750___________________________ 24 , 5 ’ 10 ”, 175 LBS., BROWN HAIR, green eyes, attractive, easygoing, w/great sense of humor. Enjoy movies, romantic din ners, sunshine & laughter. ISO F, 20-30, for friendship & more. 4749__________________ SW M ,

24 . INTERESTED IN LTR W/HEALTHY, fit, intelligent SF who believes handcuffs are fun. Age not important, personality & appearance is. 4746_____________________

SW M ,

MEDIUM BUILD, SELF-PROCLAIMED SUCCESS-

4744_____________________________________

ful, is subversive, genius. Montpelier, VT. 35, ISO SWF, fit, 30, sweet, true & right girl who sees me. Bueller. 4791____________________

47 , 5 ’n ”, 165 lbs., energetic, healthy, hardworking, goodlooking, NS & ND. Fit & fabulous, likes ani mals, country, outdoors ISO attractive, fit, ambitious, honest who likes country. 4743

around a fiVe, bike Montreal, hike the Kingdom, cuddle at home in Burlington. SWM, 39, NS, vegetarian, fit, happy, clear. Seeks eventual LTR. 4788

SM ,

M Y TRACTOR’S SEXY. SW M,

walking, sunsets, snowstorms ISO very slim F, 47-58, no dependent children, who likes to exercise. 4656________________________ BIGGER IS BETTER- 26 YO SWM, AVG. build, attractive, intelligent ISO full-figured, older (35+) woman for fulfilling fantasies. Looks unimportant. 4653_________________

coming by & by. Share autumnal meanderings with 50 YO chap who seeks healthy, spiritual, sensual, irreverent lass who loves dogs & dancing. 4644____________________ SEEKING F BEAUTIFUL IN SOUL 81 BODY, 22 30, who likes outdoor adventure, music, art, travel & healthy living. I am a very fit, goodlooking 30 YO M. 4641___________________

4916

MORE THAN MEETS THE E Y E - SHY BUT

funny, aspiring cartoonist, 23, 5’n ”, 230 lbs., SWM. ISO Cute, intelligent SF, 20-28 for good times, possible LTR. Race/weight/height unimportant. 4635_______________________

I STILL HAVE HOPE THAT THERE IS AN

ROMANTIC SWPM, FUNNY, LOVING, ACTIVE 81 fit. Enjoy dancing, hiking, dining out, cook ing, meaningful conversation & writing love letters. ISO active, fit F, 35-45 to share same & lots more. 4621

v^eekinq wom en WANT TO MEET AN ATTRACTIVE, SWEET,

stable person, 25+. 4853_________________ 20 , ISO A DISCREET F TO HELP FULFILL a fantasy or two!! 4844__________________

WF,

I’M A YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT UNSURE OF

my sexuality, looking for a companion to explore friendship & exploration with. 5’4”, 170 lbs. Interests: art, outdoors. Qualities: honesty, sensitive. 4774__________________ ME: FUNNY, RELAXED, CARING SWBiF. LOVES

music & long rides to unknown destinations. You: non-smoker, 19-25, S & love the scent of vanilla. 4748_________________________ (CHEDDAR) CHEESY ROMANTIC, F,

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40S, ISO TOTALLY LESBIAN F, MID 30S-40S. Must be honest, grounded, finan cially & emotionally stable, funny & enjoy your life. Also interested in friendships. No alcoholics/STDs 4741_____________________________ GWF, MID

SOMETIMES AN OAK, SOMETIMES AN

orchid. SWGF ISO 20something, strong woman willing to hold & be held. Loves nature, art, poetry, music, laughter, conversa tion & good food. 4838

ow, NADER, GREAT. WHy DON’T you JUST WRITE IN MIMA REALLy ? ABU-TAMAL?IT'D BE JUST H WELL AT EFFECTIVE AND you COULD LEAST I ’M NOT A S _ FEEL EVEN MORE PURE.

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18-46, NOT into games, D/D-free for discreet fun at my place. I’m 46, BiWM, 5T0”, 185 lbs., red hair, aver age looks 81 build. 4662

WANTED: A FEW GOOD MEN,

22 , IN BURL. ISO SGWM, 18-35, for LTR. I’m 5’io ”, 135 lbs., slim build, brn/brn, loving, caring, sweet, sincere, passionate & affectionate. 4863_______ SINGLE & LONELY, GWM,

RECENTLY DITCHED MID-THIRTIES M SEEKS

reasonably fit, opinionated, tolerant male with cynical wit for general bitch sessions and mutual enjoyment of each other. If you’re adventuresome, it’s even better! 4862 HEALTHY, HORNY & HAPPY YOUNG GUY ISO

serious gay or bi-curious guys (18-40) for some friendly fun. Love of wrestling, eating, hangin’ out & hot sex is a plus. 4856______ 40’S. ISO CLEAN-CUT GM. Drink- & chemical-free for fun & friendship. Emphasis on cut. Possible LTR for right person. No fats or ferns. 4847________________ GWM, EARLY

46, HARDWORKING, CARING, ENJOYS homeownership, gardening, animals, big beau-type! ISO similar GM, 35-50, who is honest, caring, not into head games & ISO LTR w/ a unique &. special person. 4640

GWPM,

FALLING IN LOVE W / V T - AND HOPEFULLY

the right guy. You are 34-41, healthy, attrac tive, not hairy, watch Touched by an Angel, like dogs, swimming, tennis, hiking, and movies. I am looking to move to VT for the right guy, am 43 ( don’t look it), fit, sane, smart, and have many interests. Br/Br, 5*9”, 150 lbs. HIV neg. 4570

18 YO, ISO MATURE M FOR AN erotic encounter. I am not very experienced but eager to learn. Leave your name and phone #. You won’t be sorry. 4829_________

SEXY F ROOMMATES INTO EVERYTHING

46 YO, W SLAVE ISO MUSCLED, WORK boots-type M in Adirondack park area for occasional, discreet meetings. 4794________

Fetish, except pain. M & Cu’s welcome. We sometimes host the right person here in New Orleans. We also travel. 4917______________

35 , 6’, 165 lbs. Muscular, trimmed beard, tan, real man. ISO M with simitar qualities, 2o’s-3o’s, for friendship, hot fun. Muscles 81 facial hair a plus. Call or write. 4786__________________

ATTRACTIVE, P CU, LATE

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AMATEUR M STRIPPER. BLONDE, TAN

DO THESE THINGS REALLY WORK? YOU CAN

attractive, fit/athletic, intelligent woman out there in the area, somewhere. Love of movies, sports, going out occasionally are some bonus qualities. 4625_______________

THE DOG TEAM TAVERN

I’M 44, D, NICE, GENTLE, ROMANTIC GUY ISO a special F who wants to be treated with respect, old-fashioned ways. Looking for LTR. 4636__________________________________

30S, HIPPY, P Geologist, Astronomer, Frisbee player. Loves hiking, back/x-c skiing, mtn. biking, dancing, skinny-dipping. ISO late 20s to 30s F to share adventures. 4627___________________

I’M GORGEOUS, PASSIONATE, SEXY. OK, I LIED AGAIN. I’M FUNNY, ATTRACTIVE, GENER OUS, INSIGHTFUL, I THINK. FIND OUT! ISO, 45-60, GUY. INTELLIGENT, FRIENDLY, CON SIDERATE, WHO DOES HAND STANDS!

MAPLES CRUNCH, HONKERS FLY, FALL IS

SHORT-HAIRED, ATHLETIC,

FAT, BORING, UGLY WOMAN. NOPE, S H E ’S NEXT DOOR.

ISO A VERY LOVING LTR. W IM , CONSIDER ATE, dependable, honest, likes jogging,

make it happen by responding. SJM, Gemini, 42 (could’ve/should’ve been married already). ISO SF 4 LUV & LTR. No game players & kids yet, please. Call now! 4634___________

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6’ 2 ”, 273 LBS., BROWN HAIR, HAZEL eyes, in good shape. ISO someone to dine with, see movies, have same fun. Love to hear from you ladies. 4657_______________

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4Z2?___________________________

VAN MORRISON IN DUBLIN, HARMONIES

GUESS WHO? ATTRACTIVE, SWM,

INTO THE MYSTIC, SW M, 48, 6’, 190 LBS. seeks SF, 35-48, who is blue-collar w/street smarts. Music, travel, country living (soon), wouldn’t normally answer ad., for LTR. 4751

45 , GOOD-LOOKING, W/HAIR. LITERATE, educated, wild, spiritual. Likes driving, boat ing, walking, movies, synagogue, real estate, picking berries, mowing, weed whacking, trimming & debarking. Likes to learn, can be sexy, intelligent & cute. Good psychologist.

47 , ISO NS, NESTING, CARING, GENTle, sweet, loving F who likes being half of an intimate couple, touching, sharing, holding hands, cats, wine, walks, reading & movies. DWM,

23 , auburn hair, brown eyes, 5’n ”, 165 lbs., confident & independent. My two favorite hobbies are snowboarding & biking. Looking to expand horizons. ISO SWF, 20-26, who is outgoing, energetic, down-to-earth & has the same interests. 4661__________________________

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ATTRACTIVE, MASCULINE SW M,

30S’, VERY HANDSOME, HEALthy and sensual. Curious about role-playing, cross-dressing, etc. ISO healthy, easygoing M to help me explore my feminine side. 4781* I SWBIM, M ID

20S ISO CLEAN, discreet fun w/like minded BiF or Cu. Sense of adventure a must. 4915________________

GORGEOUS, M a, STRAWBERRY-BLONDE,

buxom dingbat, into fishnet stockings, pre tentious writing. ISO artsy, younger M; liter ate, long hair for naughty fun. I’m horrible! Drinking, drugs OK! 4914_________________

WM,

38 , ISO DIRTY, NASTY, OLDER M TO serve on a regular basis. Can I please you?

20’S, ISO BIWF FOR exploration of fantasies. She is Bicurious, he’s straight. Clean & discreet. 4913________

4754_____________________________________

ATTRACTIVE, MATURE, PROF. M WOULD

29, 6’, 180 LBS., ATTRACtive, fit ISO Bicurious guys, 18-35, for no strings fun. Discretion a must. No mail, please. 4747____________________________

enjoy burning libido w/an attractive bdrm.sport-loving S/Ma F or Cu, capable of pleas ant conversation after end of bout. Only win ners in this discreet game of pleasure punching below the belt: 4850_________________

BICURIOUS SW M,

AM I IN “THE RIGHT HEMISPHERE" FOR

meeting up w/a man? Henceforth, I dare that special someone to write or call me back! 4 Z4?___________________________________ I AM A W M , 5 ' 7 ” , 180 LBS., 47 , LIKE TO meet someone for fun times & good conver sation. Loyal & respect people’s opinions. Race & age unimportant. 4740

YOUNG CU, EARLY

LOVING, MIDDLE-AGED, MACU EXPERIENCING

huge spiritual enlightenment. ISO clean, youthful SF, ND, for tender, loving three some. Possible lifelong, live-in relationship for the right individual. Come share in our journey. 4842

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SW PM,

OK, SO MAYBE I’M LAME OR WORK TOO

much...SWF ISO a friend(s) to hang with... breakfast on the weekends, coffee during the week, dig the arts & the outdoors. 4835

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27 YO SBIM GEEK/ARTIST, ISO AN ADULT human with whom to share various nerdy pursuits. You must enjoy film & music & be NS/ND. Age/race/gender unimportant. 4806 38 YO SW M , 5 *7" , 145 LBS., P, healthy, in shape & fun. ISO Cu or F for dis creet adult pleasures. Good conversation, drinks, dinner & serious physical fun. What better way to spend an evening? 4655______ HANDSOME

19 - 30 . FOR P o s sible long-term poly-amorous relationship. Red hair a plus. 4650___________________

29 , ISO SM , 29- 38, ISO A FRIEND TO tele-ski at Smuggs, this winter. Free-spirited, cynical, year-round outdoor adventuress. Humor is necessary. Reply by letter. 4660

SF,

CENTRAL VT ROLE-PLAYING GROUP SEEKS

new members. Swords to spaceships, with focus on characters. New folks encouraged, it’s fun! We’d love to have you, call Kerri for more info. 4649

would like to enrich our lives, hopefully, we can enrich the right person as well. 4639 CU ISO BISWF. MY BOYFRIEND

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looking for a BiSWF to join in our sexual fantasies. Must be clean & discreet. Long term or short-term is fine. 4632

To respond to Letters Only ads:

LAURA, M Y LOVE GROWS LIKE THE OCTOBER

moon. Trust the rope & me. December is magic. RDISHML. 4920___________________ THURS. 10/5 - 1 SAW YOU AT FINNIGAN’S. YOU were with some big-mouth, blonde

SEEKING FRIENDSHIP, CONVERSATION WITH

young-at-heart gnetleman, 47+, financially secure, intelligent, caring, traveled, interest ed in arts, wise. Me: quiet, blond, blue eyes, slim, pretty, educated, active, teenage children, NS, ND. Box 824 21 YO, SWF, CUTE, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE eyes ISO SM, 18-36, ISO LTR. Friends first. Middlebury area. Box 822_______________ 53 , BLONDE/ blue, alternative novice, offbeat, creative, musically eclectic, NS, ND, NA, seeks sweet, caring, gentle soulmate to assist with ‘realigning the ducks.” Friends first. Box 788 HARDLUCK W OMAN, OF SIZE,

RETRO-ROMANTIC, RURAL-ROOTED, WORLD-

traveled F seeks stable, spontaneous, wise & humor-blessed M. Details: late 49s, tall, active, enjoy warmth, exploring, water, flora/fauna. NS. Interstate saavy. Box 811 30s, PASSIONATE, SENsitive naturist, altruist ISO considerate gen tleman. I’m petite, dark-skinned African. I believe that ethics, values, integrity must be genuine. Box 812 EXOTIC PLUM, LATE

BUELLER? BUELLER?... WHEN’S THE LAST

time you didn’t know what the day held? F, 31, looking for someone to dig toes in dirt with. Hey sun-lover, let’s enjoy it! Box 790

I’M BLONDE MY EYES ARE BLUE, I FIRST

ANGST-BOY: DIDN’T SEE YOU IN NORTH

Prospect Field of Stone this wknd. Check me out at Oct. 13th Spookarama - I’ll be the one in black. Pining for you, GothGirt. 4826

2 -1/2 WEEKS AGO, RED SQUARE, WE DID pull-ups, you asked me if I was looking for a job as a stripper, I said no while smiling, but I would for you. 4837____________________

to thank you for great service at RJ’s on 9/27. Me: sitting in the back w/two friends. Wrote you a little note... sodas sometime? 4807__________________________ _______

YOU: PETITE AND BEAUTIFUL CONSTRUCTION

HOWARD BANK ATM, CORNER OF MAIN/ST.

worker from IBM in need of “hidden” backbelt. Me: Helpful and all smiles. (Even helped you try it on.) Dinner sometime? You know where to find me. 4836_________

Paul, Tuesday afternoon, 9/26. You didn’t see me waiting at first and then apologized. You had blond hair, and a wonderful, friendly smile. 4805_____________________________

3 YEARS TOGETHER. ME: SELFISH/ lost. You: unattended, unhappy w/ our growth. I understand my selfishness/direction. Love causes me to write, not despera tion, but acceptance. I love you, Stephen 4834____________________

9/ 15 . YOU: SWEET. LITTLE convertible, “You’re all atone?” Well, are you? Would love a ride. 4804__________________

CULTURAL LEGENDS SUGGEST THAT HOW

you spend your New Year’s (w/eve) casts your fate for the year ahead. Wouldn’t that be ironic if that were true? Shed my skin. 4902_________________________________ RKM, BAY-BAY. THANK YOU FOR EVERY-

thing. You mean the world to me. Love you forever. XOXO, Little me. 4866____________ YOU: BEAUTIFUL WITH-CHILD. ME: PREGNANT

with love, admiration and expectation. What . a lucky little girl she is. What a lucky boy am I. Thank you. I love you huge. 4860

led to good sweet thang. Fools to be closer now leaving than ever before sages to have learned to open hearts’ door. 4858________ GOTHGIRL -

I LONG FOR YOUR PALE, COOL

intellectually engaging ISO active M in his 60s w/affinity for outdoors, books, perform ing arts, progressive politics, good conversa tion, laughter. Come as you are. Box 780

man VERY YOUNG s o ’S , ATHLETIC S'i o " TALL

well-educated, healthy & STD free, sensitive, romantic, sensuous, financially secure, child less, jack-of-all-trades fella seeks slim, warm, open, liberal, spontaneous, patient, tactile, romantic, sensuous woman who loves the outdoors, boating, & wants to enjoy fine wine & sunset dinners prepared by me on the deck of my lakefront home. A long letter will get you the same. Box 800

MS. BODACIOUS: EXTREME INTELLIGENCE,

lover of nature & water. Fit, good kisser. Give me a scent. Early 40s, searching for you. Venturing from Shangri-La, hoping to bring you home. Box 820.______________ HELP! IT’S LONELY OUT HERE. I’M A 3 RDshifter looking for a F who likes outdoor activities along with indoor stuff. I’m 45. Write soon. Box 819__________________

39 , 6*5 ”, 225 LBS., ATHLETIC, OLDfashioned, runner, live in Rutland area, ISO honest, faithful mate, sensitive & romantic, 35-45. Race unimportant. Want to develop LTR. Box 814.____________

SBPM,

WELL EDUCATED, SUBTLE HUMOR, SOME-

what off-beat, civilized, self-employed M. J, reader ISO eduring commitment with warm hearted, bright F who appreciates irony. Late 4QS-5 QS. Any background. I am 59, Box 813 LETS BEGIN WITH THE SENSUAL & EXPLORE

together. MaWM, MID-40S, seeks MaF, 35-50 for daytime pleasures. Honesty, trust & true friendship offered & expected. Central & NE VT. Box 803

less black T/jeans, brn./brn. dancing later w/friend (long brn., glasses). Should I have stepped in? I’d love to know you! Me: blonde/blue, in back as you left. 4801______ SONYA, LIFE WITHOUT YOU IS HELL I

need you more than you know. You still love & need me, too. So, let’s get back together. You can trust me. Todd. 4800_____________

MARLA, PRINCESS OF POWER) REMEMBER

35 YO SW M RELOCATING TO VT FROM CA IN 2003. ISO kind F to share some thoughts & laughs w/. Currently incarerated for nonviolent crime. Box 809______________________

conscious, outdoor adventurer. Enjoys fourseason hiking, biking, kayaking, backcountry skiing, NPR, far-flung travels, CA wine coun try, Irish theater, impromptu storytelling. Seeking mutual chemistry & joy with expres sive, independent woman, 35-44, who enjoys all things out-of-doors. Let’s correspond & see what happens. Box 823_______

LIQUID SOUL, SOULFUL BEAUTY IN SLEEVE-

on Hinesburg Road that Tuesday morning. Our old gym may be history, but I stilt feel " the same about you. 4833_______________

ABSOLUTELY FREE! MY HEART! DWM, YOUNG

TRIM, WELL-READ, SUCCESSFUL HEALTH-

CHURCH ST.,

YES, ELIZABETH, THAT WAS ME IN THE BUS

YOU: WORK IN TOY STORE, BLONDE, WILD-

38, smoker. Good looks/build. Seeks a slen der F, 28-44, who is outgoing, enjoys music, dancing, the outdoors & indoors, romance, quiet times. Make us happen! Box 821_____

PRETTY LITTLE WAITRESS, I JUST WANTED

JEANNE,

Sandra Wright singing loudly. I should have let my friend go along w/o me. David. 4854

PF. FREE SPIRIT. ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT,

spied you from my green Subaru. We smiled to one another ‘til I melted like butter. Can we meet &. eat & maybe rub feet? You are so beautiful, my eyes tickle. 4839 _______

you are. I may not be able to spy you but I’m thinking about you. I miss you more than you can imagine. 4908

37 , auburn/blue, nice build, good looks. Smart, funny, playful, loves animals, music, out doors. ISO same in clean-cut SWPM, 30-42 for LTR. Box 786______________

FATTIE: I SPIED YOU CAPTURING A SNAKE IN

TO M Y SNUGGLEBUNNY: YOU KNOW WHO

ATTN: MENSCHES & GENTLEMEN! SW F/

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North Carolina. Did you come to Vermont to capture my heart? Soup Lady. 4903________

ANNIE, THURSDAY NIGHT, RED SQUARE,

SWF, 5 ’ 11 ”, 46, DYNAMIC J, LOVES FASHION and the finer things. Interested in SWM, 3555, for companionship & possibly more. Box 785________________________________

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illuminated our joyous celebration. We are blessed to be surrounded in such kindness and love. We love & appreciate you all. 4827

cutie, but your beauty was bewitching. Care to meet me at Finnigan’s this Friday? 4909

sim plicity. Autochthonic, enthusiastic SF, 50+, employed, enjoys gardening, music, puns, peaceful times. ISO like-minded M, cent. VT area. Humor essential, Friends ist. Box 784

WE SPY MAGICALLY FESTIVE BEINGS WHO

touch. The agony of anticipation is exquisite. Shall we revel in the darkness of Friday’s Spookarama? AngstBoy. 4855______________

50 S, 5 *2 ”, ATTRACTIVE, ISO pleasant WM, 58-65 for possible LTR. Country/Western music, good dancer, long walks, movies, romantic. Please respond. Very lonely. We can get together over coffee. Box 781______________________________

$ i . 99 /minute. m ust be 18 + .

time to time. Please call me. Let’s talk. Maybe over a glass of wine & a game of scrabble. Rob, 4848_____________________

“I SPY” IN SOFT TEXAN TWANG CERTAINLY

WOODSMOKE, BACKROADS, SIMPLICITY,

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TERRI S.R.: YOU’RE IN M Y THOUGHTS FROM

1 two dancin’ fools, you with the correct time, me, the life saver. Wished I had stayed to say more. Were you thinking likewise? 4859

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20 SOMETHING, M LOVES older women. Loves massage & intimate encounters. Very clean & discreet. No strings. Burlington Area. 4831____________

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Scrabble & Malt Liquor? Dogs ’n’ Cheese? I’m thinking of you. Hope you are well. You can find me in Atlanta. Love, E. 4832__________

9/ 18 . PARKED AT 99 LAUNDRY. CABLE/ Communications guy. Me: guy sitting in ray car. I saw that big thing you had. Let me take care of it for you. Call! 4799

ly beautiful. One belch from you sends my heart all aflutter! Sing with Forrest! You made me feel better when I was sad. 4830

SKINNY, SKINNY-DIPPER WANTED. FREE TO

man 50 ISH, CLEAN, DISCREET, ATTRACitive, good shape, ISO well-built M for discreet encounters, days or eves. Box 825 BIW M,

travel ISO warm waters, the world around & within. Must be vegetarian, environmentalist, gardening, homesteading, LTR. Egalitarian, Emersonian, SWM, 6’i ”, 175 lbs., 55, ND, NS, NA, no kids, never Ma & FS. Box 757

50 S, CLEAN, discreet, 5’8”, 160 lbs., would like to meet well-built M bi or straight for discreet encounters days or eves. Box 815________

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ATTRACTIVE, INTELLECTUAL M A S C SW M ISO

Most days, decent guy, looking, riding his bicycle in Crown Point. Write to me. Let’s ride together. I’m 37 now, NA, NS, ND. Box 805_____________________

open-minded, discreet, muscular friend who is also 25-50 & into fitness, reading, out doors, cycling or making others & them-, selves feel good. Box 808

57 , 5 * i i ”, 190 LBS., GOOD-LOOKING, likes music, walks, talks & more. ISO attrac tive, SWF, 45-55, for friendship, LTR possible. Plattsburgh area. Box 802.__________

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FUN & FITNESS Fall Programs at the YMCA

M o st c l a s s e s run O c t. 23 - D e c . 3 . ( Y M C A M e m b e r s p a y fe e in p a r e n t h e s e s . R e g is tr a tio n b e g in s O c t. 12.)

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Participate in any of our 21 aerobic classes each week. Step, H i/ jf % Lo Im pact, plus these new classes:

Tai-Box Recess Workout Weekend Workout Danceaerobics Club Workout Step-Box

Better Bones Exercise Class

W A T ER FITNESS

Mens Basketball League Two divisions for all levels of play. Nov. 7 —April 5. T u e/T h u 7:05 —10pm $550/team

Pre & Post-Natal Water Exercise

YSW IM LESSONS Parent - Child Classes Parent is in w ater w ith child. For ages 6 - 3 6 m onths. Four levels of classes. Call for days and times. $45 ($31)

Splash & Tone For all fitness levels. T u e /T h u 9 - 10am $52 (free) T u e /T h u 6 :30-7:30 pm $52 ($36)

SPINNING NEW! Free to Members! : Intense w orkout on stationary bikes. Call for class times. Reservations required. Cancellations needed 24 hours in advance.

Spinning Payment Options for Non-members: 1 class/session: $30 2 cla ss/ session: $55 3 class/ session: $75 10 class punch card: $55 W alk-in Paym ent: $11 per class

HydroPower Wave A high-energy, low -im pact w ater w orkout. T u e /T h u N oon - 1pm $52 (free)

Water Tai Chi Flowing

m ovem ents of tai chi w ith calm ing effects of water. T u e /T h u 1 - 2pm $52 ($36)

Water Aerobics Increase cardio

YHEALTH& FITNESS Tai Chi This introductory

class focuses on breathing & concentration while u n iting spirit, m ind an d body. Thu 6:10 - 7am $35 ($25) No class Nov. 23

Yoga Use breath and

body to let go of w orries and anxiety, develop strength, flexibility and energy and have fun. No experience necessary. At E dm unds Elem entary: Oct. 26- N o v . 30 Thu 5 :30-6:30 pm $46 ($32) No class Nov. 23 At the YMCA: Oct. 25- N o v . 29 W ed 6 :15-7:45 am $54 ($38)

Flow Yoga An active flow style practice for all levels to tone the body and calm the m ind. At the YMCA. Fri 5:30 -7 p m $46 ($32) No class Nov. 24 Sat 7 :15-8:45 am $46 ($32) Senior Yoga Experience the gentle side of this fountain of youth. Senior center m em bers at b oth sites pay YMCA m em ber rate. At M cClure M ultiG enerational C enter: Oct. 26 —Nov. 30 Thu 9:30 - 10:45am $42 ($30) No class Nov. 23 At The Pines Senior Living C om m unity: Oct. 25 —Nov. 29 W ed 8:45- 1 0 a m $42 ($30) No class Nov. 22 Weight Loss Through Weight Training Strength training and

vascular strength & endurance. M o n /W e d /F ri 6:15 - 7:15 am $98 (free) M o n /W ed 6 - 7 pm $52 ($36)

Interval Training H20 Fast-paced interval w orkout. T u e /T h u 6:20 - 7:20am $52 (free) Water Games Free play

for adults. T u e /T h u 6 —6:20 am $40 (free) *** W orkout every m orning in the 6:15 am W ater Aerobics, Interval T raining H 2 0 and W ater Gam es classes for only $120 (free).

Therapy Swim Enjoy our 86 degree pool for y our therapeutic needs. M o n /W e d /F ri 7:15 - 9am or T u e /T h u 7:20 - 8am & Sat 7 - 8am $15 per session or $25 for all six days.

YMCA Arthritis Exercise Class O ffered w ith the A rthritis Foundation, gentle w ater exercise helps decrease pain and stiffness, and m aintain or im prove joint flexibility. No sw im skills needed. A ttend any of these class times: M o n /W e d /F ri 1 - 2pm and T u e /T h u 8 - 9am $51 ($48)

YOLDER ADULTS Silver Foxes M oderately-paced, co ed exercise class for those over 50. Land & optional w ater exercise. G ym & Pool: M o n /W ed 8 —9:30am A nd Fri 8 —9:45am $70 ($56) Gym only: M o n /W e d /F ri 8 - 8:50am $59 ($47)

training for folks over 50 to im prove strength and energy levels, ease arthritis pain & build strong bones. T u e /F ri 9 - 10am $60 ($42)

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DANCE Unless otherw ise indicated, all dance classes are at the YMCA.

Tiptoe and Tumble Oct. 24- N o v . 28. (Ages 1 2 - 3 0 m onths w /p aren t)T o ts learn new w ays to m ove through dance and use of gym nastic equipm ent. Tue 3:15—4 pm $36 ($26) ,

Preschool Ballet and Jazz

Never-Too-Late Nautilus Strength

aerobic endurance activities to lose fat and gain m uscle definition. M o n /W e d /F ri 7 - 8 pm $81 ($54)

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full court in officiated games. Oct. 20—Dec. 8 . Fri 8 —10pm. $350/ team

Relieve low er back pain & swelling, m aintain m uscle tone and increase . blood circulation. M o n /W ed 7 - 8pm $52 ($36) T u e /T h u 11am —12 pm $52 ($36)

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ADULT BASKETBALL Mens 4-on-4 League Team s play

S trength training using exertubes, flexibility and balance exercises. N o class Nov. 23. T u e /T h u 8 - 9am $45 ($31)

Oct. 26 —Dec. 7. No class Nov. 23. (Ages 3 1 / 2 —5 years w /o u t parent) Introduction to structured dance. Thu 3:15 - 4pm $36 ($26)

Dance Therapy Creative m ovem ent and dance class for children w ith developm ental delays. At the YMCA. $36($24) Ages 2-5 w /p a re n t: Oct. 24 - Nov. 21 Tue 9 —10 am Ages 6-12 w /p a re n t: Oct. 28 —Dec. 2 Sat 12—1 pm No class Nov. 25. Ballet Conditioning Oct. 27-D e c . 1. No class Nov. 24. The conditioning effects of ballet. No dance experience necessary. Bare feet or b allet/jazz shoes recom m ended. Fri 7 - 8 pm $40 ($28)

Latin 101 Oct. 26—Nov. 30. No class Nov. 23. This class introduces the Rhum ba, Salsa, Cha-Cha and M erengue. At Essex C ongregational Church. T hu 7 - 8 pm $42 ($30)

YGYMNASFICS C hildren use age a p propriate equipm ent an d activities such as m usic, balls, tum bling m ats, and later gym nastic equipm ent, to develop physically and socially. Beginner gym nasts develop self-confidence, coordination an d flexibility.

Little Gymies (18 m o s.—3 yrs. w / parent) Sat 9 :0 5 -9 :3 5 am $45 ($30) Tiny Tumblers

(4 —5 years w / parent) Sat 9 :40-10:10 am $45 ($30)

Beginner Gymnastics (6 - 1 2 years) Sat 10:15- 1 1 a m $51 ($36) Tumble and Splash

C reative m ovem ent an d tum bling, then head for the pool for fun sw im activities. G roup 1: Ages 2 & 3 (w / parent) Sat 11am - noon $60 ($40) G roup 2: Ages 3-5 (w / o parent) Sat 11:30am - 12:30pm $57 ($45)

Preschool Glasses C hildren ages 3 - 5 years sw im w ithout parent. Four levels of classes. Classes offered in w eekly lessons for six weeks or in tw o-w eek sessions of 8 classes. Call for days an d times. Weekly: $52 ($36) Two-W eek Sessions: $75 ($49) Youth Swim Lessons For children of all levels. Classes offered in weekly lessons for six w eeks or in tw o-w eek sessions of 8 classes. Call for days and times. Weekly: $52 ($36) Two-W eek Sessions: $65 ($46)

Teen & Adult Swim Lessons $52 ($36) T eens (Ages 13 -17): Thu 7:30 - 8:30pm / A dults (Ages 18 and up): Bronze: Tue 7:30 - 8:30pm Interm ediate Bronze: M on 8 - 9pm Silver Stroke Clinic: M on 8 - 9pm

Adaptive Swim Program Individualized sw im instruction for persons w ith disabilities. A parent or care-giver is required to assist sw im m ers in the locker room. Contact A daptive Sw im C oordinator Diane C handler at 862-9622 to register. $52 ($36)

Music Video Dance Oct. 28- D e c . 2. No class Nov. 24. Learn hot hip-hop m oves from m usic videos. Sat 4:15- 5 p m $40 ($28) American Style

Level II: Interm ediate. Oct. 23 —Nov. 20. Learn the Foxtrot, Tango and Waltz. M on 7 - 8 pm $42 ($30)

Swing Nights! Wednesday Night Practice Sessions 8 —10:30 pm Continued by popular dem and. Great practice tim e on o ur giant m aple floor! Singles are welcome.

$6/person at the door For m ore inform ation call Kym Reid at 862-9622.

Swing Level I Oct. 28 - Dec. 2. No class Nov. 25. Learn the jitterbug and East Coast Swing. Sat 3 - 4pm $42 ($30) Swing Level II Oct. 23- N o v .

20. For those com fortable w ith basic patterns in Jitterbug a n d /o r East C oast Swing. M on 8 - 9pm $42 ($30)

YSP0RTS SELF DEFENSE/MARTIAL ARTS Shotokan Karate Ages 10 and up. D evelop self confidence and self discipline, balance, agility, strength and endurance. A dult stu d en ts also learn self-defense. T u e /T h u 4 - 5:15pm Ages 10 —17: Free A dults $72 (Free)

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Adult Karate In

racquetball court. Tue 5 —6 pm $60 (Free)

Kickboxing (Ages 13 -

adult) Learn punching, kicking, and blocking, w ith h eavy bag w ork, p ad drills and fighting strategy. Safety is em phasized. A w hole body exercise im proves endurance, strength, flexibility and self confidence. W ed 6:30 - 8 pm $60 ($42)

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