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V, Carol Publishing agreed to pay a convicted murderer $1000 rather than defend itself against his lawsuit charging that one of the company's books misidentified him as a serial killer. He complained that he is actually a multiple killer.

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Rabbis in Jerusalem ruled this winter that Shoshana Hadad and Masoud Cohens 13-year marriage was illegal because of a sin her family committed nearly 2600 years ago, After a distant ancestor of Hadad s was rumored to have illegally married a divorcee in 580 B.C., rabbis decreed that no daughter from Hadad's family could ever marry a Cohen, according to Moshe Friedman of Israels Religious Affairs Ministry They accused Hadad and Cohen of marrying by "deception and in criminal ways."

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Air pollution in Beijing has given rise to oxygen bars. The "yang bars" typically charge $6, nearly half a Beijing workers weekly wage, for 30 minutes of fresh air. Medicated and scented air cost more. One entrepreneur, Wang Zhaofen, 39, said that in the past year he sold 60 U.S.made oxygen machines, each costing $3600, to "hotels, discotheques and private buyers." The trend has spread to other Chinese cities suffering frdm air pollution, according to the

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Xinhua news agency, which reported that the owner of one oxygen bar in the northeastern city of Dalian offered free 10minute-doses to traffic police, .o spend all day breathing carti-monoxfde fumes. 1

drive to the nearest city of Cambridge to buy beer. • Army veteran Shawn Timothy Nelson, 35, stole a 60-ton%my rank from a National Guard ^ armory in San Diego in May, r . then went on a 20-minute rampage, crushing or damaging 40 Nut* Behind the Wheel unoccupied cars, a parked van When Jeffrey Main started with a woman and child inside, having trouble with his brakes in two utility poles a public teleMilford, Connecticut, he pulled ; phone and a public bus bench. over and put the car in park. When the tank got hi a After he got out, the car : highway barrier, four slipped ccrs leaped atop it and opened the hatch with liliil bolt cutters. After Nelson failed to heed their orders to surrender, they opened fire and shot the S unemployed plumber to death, ^ov^ * After Israeli army Sgt. Amit Nehemiah, 20, was denied a weekend leave to visit his girlreverse with the steering wheel . cocked at an angle. It spun in cir- friend last November, he commandeered a tank and drove it cles for more than two hours, down a highway in southern drawing crowds of onlookers and Israel, occasionally shooting a rifle causing a three-car crash on before crashing into a bus and a Interstate 95 as drivers tried to car and injuringl 1 people. watch. Police andfireofficials finally stopped the car by surrounding it with large trucks and Something U in the Air rushing it with three bucket loadBangladesh Fisheries and ers. Livestock Minister Abdullah Al• Maryland state police stopped a Normal accused an unnamed fire truck driven by Timothy company of illegally dumping Peddicord after it was reported 880 tons of rotten garlic into the stolen from the Elliotts Island Bay of Bengal. He said the resultFire Department. The 38-year-old ing stench polluted the air in volunteer firefighter insisted he adjoining coastal areas, disrupted was taking the truck to have its aquatic life and reduced fish fire extinguishers refilled, but catches. 9 police said he took the truck to Rotting plants around Black

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Bamboo Ravine in Chinas Sichuan province caused the disappearance of hundreds of people over the years in the cold, humid region known as "Chinas Bermuda Triangle." Citing the ; finding of 50 scientists, the Xinhua news agency reported that .the decaying plants produce a

improved nutrition mean women today are larger, resulting in deeper voices.

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In Sonora, California, Gary Gunderson, 43, was convicted of id theft and embezzlement ! of^icitjfs testified he stole in the air, "suffocating people and trUckloads of government propermaking them fall in the abyss." ty, ranging from tent straps and • Determined to prevent a recurready-to-eat meals to furniture rence of a 1986 disaster that killed and a 5000-watt generator. At his 1746 villagers around Cameroon's sentencing hearing, the former Lake Nyos, French scientists : Forest Service worker explained to devised a way to remove carbon Judge William Polley that he diddioxide from the lake using a netn't realize how much he had work of pipes, dubbed the Nyos stolen because his eyesight is so Organ. Volcanic activity below the poor he couldn't see it. lake causes the gas to build up until tremors or strong winds Land off the Setting cause it to suddenly surge to the Sun surface. The heavier-than-air gas Japan's Biox Corp. introduced stays close to the ground, where it fish-oil soap, at $22 perlO-ounce can suffocate people without bottle, advertising that it doesn't warning. just keep you clean, it also improves your brain. The Jou've Come a Long Fugetsudo company's unveiled Way Cypress Ice Cream, made with oil from pulp-mill waste. The comChanges in society and the pany insisted the wood-chip ice workplace are affecting women's cream has a "refreshing and voices, according to Australian bucolic bouquet." Omrom researchers at Flinders University. Corp. s earthquake alarm, dubbed Noting that women's voices are "Shaking Boy," senses seismic 10 to 20 percent lower than the activity, indicates its magnitude, average pitch 50 years ago, the and starts flashing an emergency researchers cited three reasons. beacon and announcing useful First, women's voices today convey more authority and credibility emergency procedures, such as, "Dive under the table." Hayashi at the office and in public & Co. introduced a new dog forums. Second, women today treat; beef-flavored sherbet. • don't shift speaking tone as often as they did 50 years ago. Third, participation in sports and

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BIG BROTHER IS loiterer for the sunset is a suspect, recorded on

WATCHING

magnetic tape by security technicians.

Mannie Lionni's architectural review of Burlington's

Venturing into public space virtually becomes a

new police station ( S E V E N

criminal activity. These cameras are the

DAYS, October 11) insightfully

mechanical analog of the professional agents

dissects this strip-mall-cum-

comprising another forward-thinking

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Vermont' s beer biz hops to it

fortress eyesore. In between the

Burlington security innovation — the "friendly"

"Miami Vice" cornices and the

snoops of community-base policing. Of course, one maybe should expect to see

graceless, reactionary columns

FERMENTING REVOLUTION By

Irving

Shelby

however, he did neglect to

in a society where "law and order" is a highly

mention one of the structure's

divisive and self-serving phenomenon. What

progressive ornaments: the gar-

Burlington's political establishment couldn't get

rison of surveillance cameras

by hook in numerous unsuccessful bids to woo

that unevenly punctuate the

Burlington voters, they now have by crook,

GROUNDS FOR RENEWAL

perimeter.

through the largess of real-estate baron and

A Hardwick

One of the four cameras

police booster Antonio Pomerleau, who owned

points untiringly toward the

the premises. The strip mall-cum-fortress itself

park. Another jaggedly sweeps

sits appropriately on the edge, overlooking the

COME AND GET IT

back and forth along North

waterfront capital investment zone that is

Avenue. Compared to the ages-

quickly sprouting upscale commercial, shopping

old articulation of authority

and tourist facilities, and facing (with cameras!)

through sheer size and force, of

the gentrifying lower-income neighborhood in

which the chubby columns are

the other direction.

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BACK TO THE FUTURE A sneak preview of the Burlington International By

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Continuous surveillance, or merely the possibil-

of crime bills, one million imprisoned in the

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ity of it, is the key to pre-emptive law enforce-

U.S., the growth of wealth- and race-based

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ment and a vehicle to insert self-policing into

urban enclaves — and local complicity with

the heads of citizens.

all of this. — Paul Fleckenstein Burlington

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Dear Cecil, I'm sure you've never been asked this before, but is it okay to eat clay? I'm a student at the Art Institute, and I've been eating clay for four yeas. You are probably not familiar with the process of clay, so I will briefly explain. When the clay is completely dry but has not been fired it's called greenware. That's when I eat it. But I once ate a whole teacup after it had been fired (bisqueware). I don't have anyone to ask, because they'll think I'm crazy. Please give me an answer. - Marian, Chicago No question, telling people you eat teacups does have a way of bringing conversation to a halt. But be bold. Say to yourself, its not weird — it's performance art. What you've got is a form of pica, the craving to eat the inedible or to eat normal food in obsessive quantities. If you think teacups are a little over the top, try toilet air-freshener blocks, which one lost soul used to consume at the rate of one or two a week. Some cravings are so common they have names of their own, such as pagophagia, a hankering for ice (one sufferer admitted to a five-tray-a-day habit supplemented by bags of crushed ice obtained at convenience stores); xylophagia, a yen for wood toothpicks; coniophagia, a lust for dust from Venetian blinds; and my personal Sf^orite, gooberphagia^nathological consumption of peanuts. J Other cravings include 10 bunches of celery a day, a peppermint Life Saver every five minutes, salad croutons by the handfoam rubber, and worse. One woman, a nonsmoker, reportedly "would burn cigarettes to obtain the ashes," and when her husband smoked would follow him with cupped hand to catch the ashes as they fell. The particular condition you've got is called geophagia, the desire to eat clay or dirt. It's common among poor rural black women, especially during pregnancy — in fact, during the 19th century dirt and clay eating was called cachexia africana. Its so common that one writer (R. Reid, Medical Anthropology, 1992) thinks we should reassess our whole attitude about it, the idea evidendy being that if one person does it its sick, but if thousands do it it's an affirming cultural experience that may confer some medical benefit. Incidentally, many geophages are switching to laundry starch, something to think about if your taste for teacups begins to flag. ^ t • * . , j-i r Geophagia and pica in general are often associated with iron-deficiency anemia. No one knows whether anemia is a cause or an effect, but it's worth looking into in your case, since one can't help thinking that art students as a class could stand a ; M e more,,you know, red meat. According to the medical literbeen cured by with giving ' f pica sufferers, including pregnant women ce-cream-type cravings, have been cured by givir

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ALTHEA LATER? Chittenden County Assistant Judge Althea Kroger is on the hot seat this week — finally. The Vermont Association of County Judges has been conducting investigative hearings since Monday, hearings brought on by Kroger's belief she's God's gift to the Vermont judiciary. But let's not forget Althea is first and foremost a politician, and not just any politician but a Chicago politician. She once told yours truly back in the days before she stopped returning Inside Track's phone calls that her dad was a precinct captain back in the Windy City. In Chicago, that's royalty. Here in Vermont, Princess Althea has enjoyed a sterling career in public life first as a state representative from Essex and then as a state senator from Chittenden County. Along the way she picked up an M.P.A. from Harvard's Kennedy School of Government (without getting indicted for it like Brian Burns did), and a degree from Vermont Law School. Then last year out came her idiotic guncontrol bill that was shot down quicker than Starksboro buck on the opening day of hunting season. But all that name recognition she'd piled up was enough to win her one of the county's two assistant judge positions, and the rest — well, the rest has been a nightmare for the court stafT and Assistant Judge Elizabeth Gretkowski. Judge

"Ski" served in the post for eight peaceful years without Princess Althea. Now she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown. You see, Judge "Ski," unlike Judge Kroger, is not a politician. The best example of Princess Althea's skill as a political spin doctor was demonstrated by the fraudulent letter she sent out a couple weeks ago on Superior Court stationery to every town clerk and selectboard chair in the county. "Last week," wrote Althea, "the Vermont Assistant Judge Association created a 'Study Committee' to explore issues regarding the county budget and the accountability of Assistant Judges to Vermont's local governments. I write to you.. .and ask for your help during this important exploration." Althea invited the recipients of her missive to contact the chair of the association, Assistant Judge Allen Hogdon with their "insights." Sounds harmless enough. Sure, she got the name of the association screwed up — it's the Vermont Association of County Judges — but her intent seems noble, right? Wrong. The fact is, Althea's letter was a very calculated smokescreen designed to upstage the Association, misrepresent the truth and shore up support in ' her hour of need. When the Association's Executive Director Eric Benson

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"Misguided." No word better reflects the reign of Judge Althea Kroger than that one. Club Fantasy Update — Hats off to Chairman Bill Cimonetti and the South Burlington City Council for their success in turning the only strip joint in Chittenden County into a teen hangout. Way to go, fellas! That, after all, is the effect of their decision to suspend the Club Fantasy's liquor license for 45 days. Without the liquor license, proprietor Shaun Cliche has opened the doors to 18-yearolds. It's showtime! And it's beginning to look like Cliches nightclub will become a long-term fixture on Williston Road. Shaun admitted to the council at one of their recent inquisitions that he had received "bad advice" from his attorneys. No kidding. Last week he signed up a new lawyer —former Deputy State's Attorney Karen Shingler. Good move. Despite all the moral out" rage vented by the righteous few, city officials concede Club Fantasy has had none of the problems that some South

Burlington nightspots encounter, such as underage drinking, over-drinking and fighting. Cliche runs a pretty tight ship. Nevertheless, Cimonetti and company are reluctant to remove the blue from their noses. In the interest of protecting their city from moral decay, the council has required the Club's female talent to stay at least four feet away from the patrons while- performing. (That's 48 inches if you're counting.) This despite the fact that Cimonetti told Inside Track last week that the^ocal constabulary has informed him there's no problem with "touching" at the club. You see, any patron who touches a dancer receives an immediate free pass to the parking lot without passing Go. Cimonetti, who's also the state chair of the Republican Party, continues to play the role of Chief of the Sex Police with unbridled passion. Thanks to his wisdom, the city will have to equip each member of the South Burlington Police Department with a tape measure. Duty calls. •

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ages and scientists have long pondered what separates man from the other animals — manual dexterity, reason, emotion. But here's another, simpler suggestion: We like to drink beer. In the grand scheme of things, it's our privileged status as beer drinkers — as much as higher consciousness — that puts us over the top. On a good night, the two might even be indistinguishable. It's been this way, apparently, since the dawn of civilization. Anthropologists tell us that our species first settled into organized farming communities in Mesopotamia 13,000 years ago. Why? To grow grain for making beer — the drink of gods, priests, kings and Ralph Cramden. The world's most ancient recipe, in fact, is one for beer, chiseled into a Sumerian stone tablet some 5000 years ago. We humans come by our role as the planet's party animal quite naturally. So how is it that something as central to civilized living as fresh, well-crafted beer teetered on the brink of extinction in America? The same way that real bread went the way of Wonder for awhile, and locally owned newspapers became McPapers: Corporate mega-breweries make the sort of bland product that no one likes but every one buys because it's cheap. But fortunately, the days when all beer was a corn-based yellow liquid resembling pee are behind us. During the past 15 years, the number of American breweries has jumped from 44 to more than 470. A good chunk of this growth has been in the "micro-brewery" market — the small local and regional breweries that tend to make a greater variety of beers and stand head and shoulders above most corporate brands and imports. Four of the finest are right here in Vermont. Catamount co-founder Alan Davis speaks for them all: "Microbrewing is a philosophical movement as well as a business venture. We want to make a beer that is a quality, distinctive product that is not otherwise available to the consumer." According to Roger Clapp, deputy commissioner for Agricultural Development, Vermont has the most breweries per capita of any state in the union. Brewing is now a big enough deal in the state's economy to be featured in promotional literature aimed at tourists. Long identified with maple, dairy and specialty foods, the word Vermont may soon also say great beer to the rest of the nation. A related development is a small-scale, experimental hop farm — the largest east of Idaho — in Thetford, run by 43-yearold John Blumberg. His first harvest, brought in three weeks ago, will appear in several pubs throughout the state this year as Thetford Red Ale. The only problem with the renaissance in beer is having to make sense of the bewildering array now crowding our stores and pubs (see glossary, page 10). Rather than sorting it out by myself, I took a taste tour through the beers of Vermont — and a few from Montreal and Maine — with Greg and Nancy Noonan, owners of Burlington's Vermont october

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Pub and Brewery and the Seven Barrel Brewery in West Lebanon, New Hampshire. Author of Brewing Lager Beers, Scotch Ales and the forthcoming^^ Barrel Book ofBrewing, Greg Noonan is a renowned expert on the heady stuff. He'd just returned from the Great American Beer Festival in Boulder, where he was one of 68 judges from around the world — only two were from New England. His palate was especially keen. Most of the beers we tasted are high quality, though the Vermont ones generally outclass those from Maine. McAuslan's, the single Montreal brewery, is making exceptional beers across the board. The Vermont beers had an advantage, of course, as freshness is everything. Ail the more disappointing, then, to find inconsistent quality in the lineup from Long Trail — once topof-the-line in the state. Both Catamount and Otter Creek are producing only first-rate beers — rivaling the best of their kind in the country. The new kid, Magic Hat, has a smaller selection but is also making beers of distinction.

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Newman views Magic Hat as a company with an upfront socially responsible ethic and products with a strong personality He's the marketing whiz here, and leaves the brewing to Johnson. Among the many cool things about the company: "Growlers," the one-gallon glass jugs you

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can fill up with beer — for $6 — anytime you stop by the brewery off Flynn Avenue. Gotta love it. After traveling in Europe and on the West Coast, brewer Andy Pherson founded the Long Trail line of beers in November 1989 in Bridgewater, where he'd kept a summer home for several years. From the start, demand has outstripped capacity, and the current 12,000-barrel facility will soon be expanded. Long Trail Ale is second only to Anheuser-Busch in draft sales in Vermont — no easy task. Actually Long Trail focuses almost exclusively on the Vermont market, shipping only small amounts to neighboring states. Quality at Long Trail during the past year has not always matched that of its earlier successful years. While far from lost in the woods, it's getting tired out there on the Trail — probably due to dated equipment. With its expansion, the beers ought to be back on track. Product line: Long Trail Ale, India Pale Ale, Kolsch, Brown Ale, Stout, Brown Bag Ale, Harvest Ale. Otter Creek is an exciting brewery making astoundingly rapid progress. Founder/brewmaster Lawrence Miller, 28, was recently named Vermont's Young Entrepreneur of the Year by the U.S. Small Business Administration. His five-year-old plant is the third-fastest-growing in the country. Recent expansion into a state-of-the-art brewery will bring production levels up to a possible 40,000 barrels in coming years. This will allow Miller to meet increasing demand for his product throughout the Northeast. Otter's line of beers is uniformly high-quality. The flagship brew, Copper Ale, is exceptional. Helles Alt is also a compelling drink. Other brews include the hearty Stovepipe Porter, Hickory Switch Smoked Amber Ale and two seasonal beers, Summer Wheat Ale and Mud Bock Spring Ale. Before, sampling all the Vermont and regional beers — this could take quite awhile — first bone up on the vocabulary. And if you really want to sound erudite, try out two new terms that even Greg Noonan didn't know before the Boulder beer bash: "Session beer" — a not especially demanding brew to imbibe while hanging out with friends. And "headphone beer" — a complex beer to savor slowly and contemplate. Bottoms up. Continued

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JONATHAN RICHMAN, ANNE'S BAND (funk), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $12. CHANNEL TWO DUB BAND (reggae), Club Toast, 9 p.m. No cover. NERBAK BROTHERS (rock), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE, City Market, 8 p.m. No cover. WOMEN'S NIGHT, Last Elm Cafe, 6 p.m. Donations. OPEN MIKE, Java Love, 9 p.m. No cover. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND (rock), Alley-Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover. RUSS FLANIGAN (rock), Silver Spur, Winooski, 8 p.m. No cover. SOFT SPOKEN (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. LOST POSSE (bluegrass), Sneakers, Winooski, 9 p.m. $2. PAUL ASBELL (jazz/blues), The Pyralisk, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. ^ ^ Q THURSDAY OMINOUS SEAPODS, URSULA (groove rock), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $5/7. EVERYTHING, DEREK TRUCKS (alt rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. BUCK & THE BLACK CATS (rockabilly), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. BREAKAWAY (folk), Burlington Coffeehouse, City Market, 9 p.m. $3. JAZZ MANDOLIN PROJECT, Last Elm Cafe, 9 p.m. Donations. DESIRED EFFECT (jazz), Halvorsons, 9 p.m. $2. OPEN MIKE, Cactus Cafe, 9 p.m. No cover. MARTY MORRISSEY (rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9 p.m. No cover. SOFT SPOKEN (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. LOCAL COLOR (invitational), Sneakers, Winooski, 9 p.m. $2. OPEN MIKE, Silver Spur, Winooski, 8 p.m. No cover. RISE UP JACK (bluegrass), Daily Bread Bakery, Richmond, 7:30 and 9 p.m. $3.50. TIM CAIRA (acoustic), Thrush Tavern, Montpelier, 9 pm. No cover. ^ FRIDAY

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p.m. No cover. rANAIIX (classic rock), Silver Spur, Winooski, 8 p.m. $3. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Wolf's Lair, Colchester, 9 p.m. $2. OPEN MIKE WITH TABLE WINE (alt folk), Greatful Bread Deli, Essex Junction^ $2. DANA ROBINSON (folk), Pyralisk, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. $6. ALBERT OTIS (country), Charlie-o's, Montpelier, 8 p.m. No cover. QUADRA (rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. $2. COOPER & LAVOIE (blues, rock), Tom's Riverside Grill, Bristol, 10 p.m. $2. ^ ^ 0 SATURDAY VERTICAL HORIZON, QUIVVVER, STEPH PAPPAS (pop rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $4. POCO LOCO FRITO (Latin, dance), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $5. ELLIS PAUL (folk), Burlington Coffeehouse, City Market, 9 p.m. $8. SEPARATE SOCIETY (hardcore), Last Elm Cafe, 9 p.m. Donations. BUCK & THE BLACK CATS (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. BLUE FOX on (blues), Alley Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover. SOFT SPOKEN (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. OUTER MONGOLIA (jazz, funk), Java Love, 8 p.m. No cover. SAM ARMLU STRONG (jazz), Tuckaway's, Sheraton, 8:30 p.m. FANATIX (classic rock), Silver Spur, Winooski, 8 p.m. $3. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Wolf's Lair, Colchester, 9 p.m. $2. DYSFUNKSHUN, ROCKETSLED (funkmetal, hardcore), Pyralisk, Montpelier, 9 p.m. $6. PETRIFIED BLUES BAND, Charlie-o's, Montpelier, 8 p.m. No cover. QUADRA (rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. $2. Q SUNDAY ROY ROGERS & THE DELTA RHYTHM KINGS (blues), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $10. ONLY LIVING WITNESS, ROCKETSLED, 454 BIG BLOCK, SHED (hardcore), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $5. TEXAS TWISTER (country) Alley Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover. PATTI CASEY, BOB GAGNON, MATT MCGIBNEY (folk), City Market, 11 a.m. No cover. RUSS FLANIGAN (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. POTEEN (Irish), Pyralisk, Montpelier^ p.m. $6.

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PALACE BROTHERS, SATURNINE 60 (alt rock, alt folk), Club Toast, 9 p.m. $5. MADELINES, HUFFY (alt rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. No cover. GREAT RED SHARK (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE WITH KENRIC KITE, Java Blues, 7 p.m. No cover. DAVE & THE ALLEY-CATS JAM (rock), Alley-Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover. ^

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FREDDY JONES BAND (rock, funk), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $8. PARI MA JAZZ BAND, ParimaThai Restaurant, 8 p.m. No cover. GREAT RED SHARK (rock), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. FOLK JAM, Last Elm Cafe, 8 p.m. Donations. THE REPUTATIONS BLUES BAND, Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover.

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ANNE'S BAND (funk, soul), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. No cover. CHANNEL TWO DUB BAND (reggae), Club Toast, 9 p.m. No cover. HANNIBAL & AGOSTI (rock), Nectars, 9 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE, City Market, 8 p.m. No cover. NATO (unplugged pop), Cactus Cafp, 8 p.m. No cover. WOMEN'S NIGHT, Last Elm Cafe, 6 p.m. Donations. OPEN MIKE, Java Love, 9 p.m. No cover. BL00Z0T0MY (blues), Alley-Cats, 9:30 p.m. No cover. REFLEX (rock), Patches, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No cover. WILD BRANCH (bluegrass), Sneakers, Winooski, 9 p.m. $2. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Champion's Tavern, Winooski, 9:30 p.m. No cover. Club listings compiled by Nicole Curvin. All clubs in Burlington unless otherwise noted.

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ZONE (Liberty Records, CD) —While waiting for his new album, due out next spring, we'll have to content ourselves with last year's appropriately titled Slide Zone from one of the world's slidiest guitarists. Now in his 15th year of touring, Roy Rogers (no, not that one) is the kind of musician that critics like to compare to good bourbon: smooth, sizzling, leaves a good aftertaste. Personally, I think bourbon's revolting, but Roy is rad. This California boy with a Delta soul found his calling as a teen and his fame as a member (and later producer) of John Lee Hooker's band. Slide Zone is his seventh solo recording — and the last before moving to Virgin/Pointblank. His guests include the great harmonica player Charlie Musslewhite, pianist Phil Aaberg and even banjo man Bela Fleck. Most scorching cut: the Little Featish honky-tonker, "Get Back in Line." Most lyrical: the title cut, an instrumental with lonesome gee-tar and spare percussion. Rogers and his Delta Rhythm Kings slide into Metronome this Sunday.

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Broadly speaking, there are two kinds of beers: ALE, an older style and brewed at warmer temperatures using topfermenting yeasts. Generally more full-flavored and fruitier, ales make up the vast majority of micro-brewed beer. LAGER, made at cooler temperatures with yeasts that are bottomfermenting. Left to mature for some time in cold storage before being released, they are usually lighter, smoother and less complex than ales. Most national brands are lagers.

GOLDEN ALE An American style of ale dating from the late 19th century. Lighter in color and less bitter than pale ales. Excellent examples include Catamount Gold and Otter Creek Helles Alt. AMBER ALE A richer style of golden ale, though still milder than pale ales. A very popular modern American style. Good example: Catamount Amber. PALE ALE Pale, that is, in comparison to brown and black ales. Pale ales are actually copper, bronze or amber-red in color. Generally fruity and full-flavored with a pleasantly bitter finish.

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IRISH ALE Round, soft and buttery with understated bitter and fruit character. Magic Hat Ale is a terrific example. ALTBIER "Alt" here means oldstyle and is not indicative of age. A northern German style somewhat akin to a pale ale. A beautiful American interpretation is the Copper Ale from Otter Creek. KOLSCH Very light in body and clean-tasting, this pale, soft, mildly fruity ale takes its name from the German city of Cologne. Even lighter than golden ales. The only example here — and a good one — is Long Trail's. PORTER Dark, heavy and very full-flavored. Deep and rich with roasted malt flavors like caramel, coffee or chocolate. Catamount Porter is a very good example, as is Otter Creeks Stovepipe Porter. STOUT A richer and somewhat acrid style of Porter. Some stouts are made with a percentage of oatmeal along with the barley. A truly amazing example of this intensely flavored, creamy and chocolately style of stout is the St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout from McAuslan's. OCTOBERFEST A copper-colored lager with a pronounced sweet and spicy, malty flavor. Originally an Austrian and German style of beer made to eel-

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Long Trail Ale is an excellent example, as is McAuslan's St. Ambroise Pale Ale. INDIA PALE ALE Pale ale with an extra dose of hops, giving the beer a decidedly tangy and bitter flavor. Created by the queen's brewers as a means of preserving beer during the long voyage to India. Two good examples: Magic Hat's Blind Faith and the Old East India Pale Ale from Maine's Seadog Brewing. BROWN ALE Full-bodied and slightly sweet due to the heavy emphasis on malt and the sparing use of hops. Typically rich and creamy. An outstanding regional example: Griffon Brown Ale from McAuslan's. page

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David Carlson shoots on the strange side pening upon them. Though he modestly attributes some of his photos to "being in the right place at the right time," "Phoebe with Self-Portrait" exemplifies the right set-up at the right time. The quartet of 20x40-inch prints of his wife, the painter Phoebe Stone, places her in front of a painting of herself. With her long red hair and Morticia Adams features, she is striking enough, and uncannily

Carlson's photographs suggests he's just a little odd. Or at least, that he has an eye for out-of-the-ordinary images. It's a subtle thing, but the cumulative effect of his 40 chrome-framed prints — nowshowing at Woody's Restaurant in Middlebury — is to make the viewer believe that reality is not just passively hanging around; it's waiting to be noticed. It might even be lurking and ready to pounce. Though some of these photos have vaguely ominous overtones — foreboding shadows, looming pine trees or gravestones — some are simply quirky, and others are explosions of color in otherwise drab surroundings. In any case, Carlson looks through the camera with the eyes of a poltergeist — his observances are unnaturally acute and often question the innocent patina of normality. One of his finest in the quirky category is "Larry's Flea Market, Pittsford, Vermont." On the surface it's a scene with high-voltage color. At another level it's a man and his dog. But at Middlebury" 1994 (originally in this frozen moment and this foreshortened per«o duplicated in the portrait. The spective, it's a puny sliver last frame captures Stone in a of a dog and a whale of a perblur, as if passing into the next son, his back to the viewer, in dimension, leaving only her unflattering, florid pants. painted image for this world. Between the two a leash strains Some of what Carlson calls tautly, a narrow bridge between, "expressive portraiture," using ostensibly, best friends. It's a flash at night or twilight, finds subtle bead on psychological subjects with caught-in-thedrama between man and aniheadlights faces. In "After the mal, owner and owned. Halloween Parade, Middlebury," Carlson, the art director of a small boy dressed in a yellow Middlebury's Evergreen polka-dot clown suit stands outAdvertising agency, has a knack for creating shots as well as hapOTTER CREEK BREWING

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side a chain-link fence encircling a green playing field. While the boy stands frozen in clownhood, a time exposure makes objects in the background appear to be in motion. "I used to work in film, and I'm going for a little more from a still image," says Carlson. "That element of chance — when it happens, it's amazing." Using the drama of inky sky to good effect, Carlson flashes

a lovely nature study and an abstract vision of color and shape. Though Carlson has no apparent intention of making Important Statements, his work explores the interaction of humans and the natural world with understated wit. The simply titled "Triptych" combines three sun-drenched shots: a lawn thoroughly decorated with ornaments and whirly-gigs; a

color), by David Carlson otherwise ordinary shots into the realm of startling beauty: his pubescent son Ethan before a stand of drooping, post-frost sunflowers; a diver in mid-leap toward a turquoise pool; a white granite sculpture towering, ghostlike, against the night. Daytime landscape shots examine transitory light and shadow: A hillock of green, a brush of yellow-green shrubbery and cloud- laden sky make for both

black-clad, flame-haired Stone squatting against a burled tree; a treetop bowing against a beautiful blue sky and puffy clouds. It's an idiosyncratic abutment of innocuous, unrelated images. Carlson, sensing some relationship among them, challenges the viewer to do the same. "There's something strange but satisfying in the way those photos go together," he says. "People will look at those a long

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time. The "right place at the right time" shots reveal what causes Carlson to screech to a halt on the road — or return to a scene when the light is better. Generally, it's an arresting chunk of color. The bright blue tarp covering a trailer parked in a snowy yard. A rash of blood-red leaves against a white veranda. Luridly colored plastic Easter eggs dangling from the winterbare branches in front of a dreary roadside motel. An evergreen bush hung with tiny jack-o'-lanterns. Color for its own sake, color as a concept. Carlson, 42, says he's been working exclusively with color photography for about a decade. Even so, he admits his sense of humor borders on the black, that he's drawn to the unusual and off-kilter. It's appropriate, then, that his show arrives in the month of Halloween, and that a quintessential Carlson vision is the photo of two tiny skeletonscum-candy-dispensers on a mantel in his own home. Shadowy, delicate and ironic, this still life with a clock and a handful of bills sums up a visual philosophy. •

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PRESCHOOL SCIENCE: Native American crafts, games and tales educate kids at the Discovery Museum, Essex Junction, 9:30 & 10:45 a.m. $4.25. Register, 878-8687. PLANETARIUM SHOW: Who is Orion hunting, anyway? Find out at the Discovery Museum, Essex Junction, noon. $4.50. Reservations, 878-8687.

©Wednesday m u s i c TRIBUTE T O BARTOK: Sylvia Parker promises "listenable and appealing" selections on solo piano. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

CHERYL WHEELER: The feminist folk artist performs a benefit concert for the Peace & Justice Center. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14-17. Info, 863-8326. URSULA OPPENS: The contemporary pianist performs modern and traditional works at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 8 p.m. $16.50. Info, 603-6462422. A free discussion begins at 7 p.m. in the faculty lounge.

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OFF T H E CUFF: The audience sets the scene at this interactive comedy performance. Burlington City Hall, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 872-2738.

t h e a t e r AUDITIONS: Champlain Arts Theatre Company is seeking actors, non-actors and techies of all ages and abilities for its fourplay season. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 6:15-10 p.m. Free. Appointments, 860-361L

ARMS & T H E MAN: This satirical assault on the false pieties of love and war scandalized Victorian audiences when it was first performed a century ago. The Middlebury Community Players take on George Bernard Shaw at Middlebury Union High School, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 388-6825.

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AMERICANS ABROAD': A four-part reading-discussion series starts with A Movable Feast, by Ernest Hemingway. S. Burlington Library, 7 p.m. Free. Register,

658-9010. e t c SOCIAL SAFETY N E T TALK: Twentyeight-year-old Jason Pramas is the youngest member on the board of the Gray Panthers. He gives a talk entitled "Age Must Not Divide Us" at St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535WOMEN'S C O U N C I L MEETING: Women set their priorities at an annual meeting of the city-sponsored women's council. Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7200. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE RALLY: Speakers raise awareness to stop violence against women. Body Shop, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 860-3664.

a r t MUSEUM VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Want to walk amongst the mummies? Get oriented to be a museum attendant, art educator or clerk. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. Free. Register, 656-0750. DRAWING SESSION: Artists get inspiration from a live model at this weekly drawing session. Artspace, 171 St. Paul St., Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2898.

w o r d s 'LIES MY TEACHER T O L D ME': Jim Loewen strips the whitewash from historical icons such as Paul Revere and Helen Keller. Book Rack, Winooski, 5:30 p.m. Info, 655-0231. EMERGING POETS READING: Twelve bards read at Cover-to-Cover Bookstore, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-4206.

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VT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Beethoven's Ninth — his choral tribute to humanity — is performed by the full orchestra and the Vermont Symphony Orchestra Chorus. Flynn Theater, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-31- Info, 800VSO-9293. The conductor discusses the program at the Flynn Gallery, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. ORGAN RECITAL: jack Vosseller Austin is the new music director of the Cathedral Church of St. Paul. He plays Sweelinck, Handel and Bach to benefit Respite House. St.

DISABILITY AWARENESS DAY: "Understanding the Complexities of our Workforce" offers expert advice on legal questions, a trade show and a comic break. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 3:45 p.m. $90. Info, 655-7215. MEDICAL HISTORY LECTURE: Professor John McCormack looks at the first 50 years of folic acid analogues. Hall A, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-3131. CONSULTANTS NETWORK: Exchange business ideas over breakfast at the Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30 a.m. $10. Register, 351-0285. T H I R D THURSDAY OUT: Queer performers converge at the Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 9 p.m. Donations. Info,

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t h e a t e r OFF T H E CUFF: See October 19. ' W H O KILLED SANTA CLAUS': Santa Claus checks out before Christmas in this festive whodunit. The Essex Community Players solve the mystery at Essex Memorial Hall, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 878-9109. 'CROSSING T H E BRIDGE': Peter C. Murray of St. Albans wrote this new adult comedy. The Fairfax Community Theatre Company performs at the Bellows Free Academy Qym, Fairfax, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 527-1937.

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ABIGAIL STONE: The Middlebury author reads and signs her new novel, Recipes From the Dump. See review, this issue. Chassman & Bern Booksellers,

865-0385. C O N T R A C T FORUM: How will proposed medicare and med icaid cuts affect you? A panel answers questions at the Universalist Church, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-5118. CHIROPRACTIC TALK: Chiropracter Robert Borowske discusses "moving toward wellness." People's Health & Wellness Clinic, Barre, p.m. Donations. Info, 478-1229. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP People dealing with cancer get support based on the work of the National Wellness Communities. Cancer Wellness Center, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Register, 8653434.J

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k i d s SINGING: Robert Resnik shares his prodigious musical talents with youngsters at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PLANETARIUM SHOW: See October 19,7 p.m.

e t c CHINESE MEDICINE TALK: Five-element theory, yin-yang and chi will be explored in this introduction to traditional Chinese medicine. Burlington College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-862-9616. AEROBIC FUNDRAISER: An aerobics marathon raises money to stop violence against women. Body Garage, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.nj. Pledges or donations. Info, 660-2639. ADVERTISING AWARDS: The art of marketing is celebrated and rewarded at*? the statewide Pegasus bash. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 5 p.m. $32. Reservations, 655-0093.

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ARTIST SESSION: Artists and photographers get a new angle on their art with a live model. 150 Elm St., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-5253.

VERMONT PHILHARMONIC: Helene Gagne is the featured soloist in Dvorak's Cello Concerto in B Minor, Op. 104. Works by Handel and Schubert will also be performed. Barre Opera House, 4 w c r d s p.m. $10. Info, 476-8188. KLIMOWSKI ENSEMBLE: The chamALISON BECHDEL PARTY: The ber group plays Beethoven, Faure and local, nationally-famous cartoonist celeDonato Lovreglio on clarinet, cello and brates the release of her new book, piano. Mary Bryan Art Gallery, JefferUnnatural Dykes to Watch Out For. Peace sonville, 4 p.m. Reservations, 644-5100. & Justice Store, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. VAUGHAN RECITAL SERIES: Free. Info,. 863-8326. Contralto Elizabeth Anker and pianist WRITERS CONFERENCE: Professional witers learn about the business of r Eda Mazo-Shlyam perform Songs of Time, of Low, of Wonder — songs set to contracts, including the latest in electrontext by May Sarton, Emily Dickinson ic rights, kill fees and indemnity clauses. and others. Faulkner Recital Hall, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. 4 p.m. $20. Info, 985-9729. p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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VT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: See October 20.

d a n c e PEACE DANCES: Dances of Universal Peace are simple, joyful, meditative circle dances and songs celebrating world unity. Tai Chi Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 658-2447. LAST ELM CONTRA DANCE: Rachel Nevitt calls the moves for the "house" band. Last Elm Cafe, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5430. CONTRA DANCE: David Millstone calls for Northern Spy at the Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 426-3734.

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OFF THE CUFF: See October 19. WHO KILLED SANTA CLAUS': See f October 20. AUDITIONS: See October 18, Delehanty Hall, Trinity College, 10:30 a.m. 4 p.m. 'TALES FOR A LATE OCTOBER NIGHT': Tim Jennings and Leanne Ponder bring to life one of Grimm's grimmest tales. Grunberg Haus, Waterbury, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 244-7726.

PLANETARIUM SHOW: See October 19, 1 p.m.

e t c HOUSING CO-OP GATHERING: Find out about co-op home ownership from people who have already taken the plunge. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5430. HONDURAS ADVENTURE SLIDES: Derek Parent gives an illustrated talk about trekking, cargo boating and flying through the Honduran Mosquitia. Fletcher Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. FUN RUN & WALK: The five-kilometer loop offers outrageous views in honor of Nurse-Midwifery Week Shelbume Farms, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 658-2756. MICROBREW OPEN HOUSE: Free tours and tastings are held at the new improved brewery, just down the street from the old site. Otter Creek Brewery, Middlebury, 1-4 p.m. Free. 800-473-

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'JOURNEY INTO COURAGE': This documentary celebrates the spftit of six Vermont women who survived domestic violence and childhood abuse. Champlain College Auditorium, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. and the Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 633-2306.

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e t c 'MAKING PEACE* SERIES: Hank Lambert addresses thevpacifist dilemma in a lecture entitled, "Nonviolence is Okay, But What About Hilter?" Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Register, 863-2345. GEOLOGY LECTURE: Mary Hubbard details a Himalayan example of "Ductile Shear and Inverted Metamorphism." 200 Perkins Building, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0242. ADAPTED SWIM: Disabled folks are invited to swim with one-on-one instruction. Ross Sports Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 6:45 & 7:30 p.m. Free. Register, 654-2674. TEEN HEALTH CLINIC: Teens get information, supplies, screening and treatment for sexually-related problems. Planned Parenthood, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Info, 863-6326.

Jm • MARKETING WITH AD-ITUDE: Some of die best art work in Vermont comes out of advertisiog a'gencies — locally-made logos circulate nationwide. They also turn up at Pegasus, the areas "academy awards" of advertising. Meet the marketeers today at Memorial Auditorium.

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m u s i c LUNCHTIME RECITAL: Violinist Raymond Anderson and pianist Robert Rachlin combine musical forces at the Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 864-0471.

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k i d s SMALL PET SHOW: Enter your forry fave in a show for kids through fifth grade. Community Center in Jericho, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $1. Info, 899-2103.

e t c CANOE TRJP?„Paddle from Johnson to Jeffersonville via the Lamoille River. Bring all your gear to the Montpelier High School Parking Lot, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3550.

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HAUNTED FOREST PARTY: Pitch in to paint props for the annual Haunted Forest at the Sugarhouse, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Or carve a few of the several hundred jack-o-lanterns, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Green Mountain Audubon Nature Center, Huntington, Free. Info, 434-3068. HIKE: Trek 10 moderate miles from the Mansfield Trout Club to Taylor and Butler lodges and back. Carpoolers leave

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t i l m 'KILLER OF SHEEP': This 1977 film by Charles Burnett focuses on an AfricanAmerican slaughterhouse worker. Theater, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3361.

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'WOMEN WOVE T H E MORNING': The feminine face of God is the focus of this video. Discuss the experience over soup and bread at Bethany Church, Mont-pelier, 6-9 p.m. $25. Register, 2296202.

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ABIGAIL STONE: See October 20, Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Info, 229-0774. CHRIS BOHJALLAN: The columnist, novelist and screenwriter talks about his reactions to the televised version of his novel, Past the Bleachers. McAuley Arts Center, Trinity College, Burlington, 45:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0337. WOMEN'S BOOK DISCUSSION: We Came All the Way From Cuba So You Could Dress Like This? Readers discuss the book at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Register, 8644076.

k i d s MAGIC TOURNAMENT: Win cash in this mystical card game. Montpelier City Hall Basement, 6:30 p.m. $2. Info, 2235932.

e t c LIVING HISTORY TRAINING: Do you enjoy teaching about early Vermont to children? Get oriented to the "living history" volunteer program run by the Green Mountain Audubon Nature Center, Huntington, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 434-3068. REIKI CLINIC: Experience healing energy at a free clinic. Spirit Dancer, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8060.

Burlington, 8 p.m. $18.50-41. Info, 863-5966. GUITAR & PIANO SUMMIT: Burlington Coffeehouse organizer Jeff Miller is the beneficiary of this charity concert. Brooks Williams, Paul Asbell, Barbara Wells, Dana Robinson and Rachel Bissex perform. St. Pauls Cathedral, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-6648.

t h e a t e r CHRISTMAS CAROL AUDITIONS: See October 24, 3-5 p.m. & 7-9:30 p.m.

k i d s SPOOKY TALES: Storyteller Judith Witters talks ghosts for school kids. S. Burlington Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9010.

e t c ANTHROPOLOGY TALK: The daughter of anthropologists Margaret Mead and Gregory Bateson answers difficult questions about cultural preservation. Mann Hall, Trinity College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6580337 x 297. EUGENICS TALK: Nancy Gallagher presents a historical overview of the Vermont Eugenics Movement. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $2. Info, 656-0750. SENIOR GATHERING: Elders converse over caffeine. Wheeler School, Burlington, 8:15-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 865-0360.

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hen Drex Wright was growing up in Hardwick, it was still the "armpit of Vermont." Halloween meant gang fights on Main Street and the occasional flaming feline. It was the sort of town that might support a county jail — not something called the Renaissance Cafe, where patrons sip cappuccino and admire the art. "Hardwick has always had a reputation as a lawless kind of gunslinging town," says Wright, a former social worker employed as a mechanic at his family's auto shop. But lately Hardwickians have been promoting their businesses as diligently as their "art park" — where the X-rated theater once stood. There is new spirit in town, as evidenced by the abundance of yellow "I Love Hardwick" bumperstickers distributed by an enterprising local car dealer last summer at the Vermont Reggae Festival. Hardwick's first bonafide coffeehouse is symbolic of this new boosterism. "The cafe offers an aspect of culture I wasn't aware of in Hardwick before," says Wright. And it's significant that the place is named for a medieval era of revival: the Renaissance. Cafe founder Linda Fox doesn't usually serve iced coffee this late in the year, but Wright likes it, so she not only keeps up the supply, she stocks his preferred brew. Run entirely by volunteers, the Renaissance Cafe operates as a coffeehouse — and art gallery — by day. Area lawmakers stop by in the early hours, for "legislative breakfasts." But

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at night, the calico-curtained meeting house attracts a broader cross-section of "cafe society," from Weight Watchers and loggers to the Hardwick Area Business Group. Other nights, poetry and music are offered up along with steaming mugs of java or herbal brews. The cafe has "proven that new things can happen — and succeed — in Hardwick," says Fox. Tucked between a deli and a flower shop in a once-grand hotel now known as Centennial House, the Renaissance Cafe invites local artists to hang their work, encourages customers to sit awhile, and even opens its restroom to the public. And like many Hardwick businesses, it

AT NIGHT, THE CALICOCURTAINED MEETING HOUSE ATTRACTS A BROADER CROSSSECTION OF "CAFE SOCIETY; FROM WEIGHT WATCHERS AND LOGGERS TO THE HARDWICK AREA BUSINESS GROUP. keeps a running tab for those customers who need one. Mental health worker Ken Bridges finds the Renaissance is a welcoming place to bring his mentally disabled clients. In fact, they've started volunteering on Friday afternoons. While

Bridges runs the cash register, Gary Brice washes dishes and keeps the tables in order. For 10-year-old Courtney Benway and her 13-year-old cousin, Corey Chaffee,"There's nowhere else in town where we can come in and not pay much." On their latest visit, the girls sip cups of water and look at the art — a show featuring self-portraits of community members. Alexander Bottinelli, a member of the "art committee," relaxes in a chair to view her work. "We think showing art by community members brings vitality," she says. "It's inspiring to artists when they know they can hang their most recent work." r When Fox opened the Renaissance Cafe in April 1993, she intended it to be a community center — or, as she puts it, "a community building experiment." Her $2500 budget included a grand from the town's rotating loan Q^ fund and the rest from community shares. She invited anyone interested to join as "associates" in the nonprofit cooperative. About 25 people have stayed with it, each donating $25 a year. Volunteers handle everything, from working the counter to watering the plants. .;.< Fox says the cafe now turns

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"a slight profit" — all of which either returns to members or goes back into the cafe. Members used last year's earnings to finance the move to the Centennial House. As far as Drex Wright's concerned the cafe's success has proved his theory that a new mindset has overtaken his small

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J J 1 A if ell, hi, howreyadoing?" my Mormon friend Sissy asked, pushing her cereal boxes along the conveyor belt. She put the tabloid back in its rack while I rang up her groceries. I was thinking, "Gee, she's lost weight . . . all that fasting keeps Mormons thin" though I knew she had had a kidney infection at one point from fasting too much when her husband left her. When the Mormons fast, they don't drink any water . . . it is their way of suffering as Christ did in the desert. Sissy's husband left her for a redhead who had gone inactive, and she

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She shook her head. "My heck, right before the holidays he fires his ex-wife . . . I mean what if they have children? I'm lucky Herb came home when he did or I'd be more worried about losing my job." She's always bringing up the fact that she got Herb back. Not that it's wrong but to me, a single, lonely, desperate, divorced woman, well, it's painful . . . why didn't my men come back? I'll tell you why the father of Grace and J.D. didn't come back. Because he was a good Italian who did what his parents requested of him. And his parents didn't like me . . . why do

the in-laws always play such a prominent part in the lives of young lovers? If only the Montagues and the Capulets had left Romeo and Juliet alone they might have had a long and desperately intense affair . . . or, on the other hand, they might have had twins and split up because the pressure of children is really intense. I'm not against procreating or anything; it's just that it seems to make the man lose interest. It tends to wreck the relationship. Brandied Relationship Ring Flambe

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FILM QUIZ

The next hour and a half are, for the most pare, a big fat, psychedelic, kooky-cam eraimitation -Blade Runner boK. In the first place, anyone paying the slightest attention will know who the killer is by the middle of the movie. Second, the idea that Los Angeles is about to erupt into apocalypse on the last -

yviuic yytuuing. On top of that, the dialogue is mindnumbingly dumb. Doing his best to sound like a streetwise L.A. con artist, the classically-trained English thespian hisses nonsense like, "I'm the magic man, the Santa Glaus of the subconscious." Never mind that neither the machine nor the movie have anything to do with the subconscious — this is blatantly bogus blather to put in the mouth of a guy as good as Fiennes,

A PIECE OF THE ACTION Time once a g a i n for the version of our g a m e in w h i c h w e freeze a n action-packed frame from a w e l l - k n o w n film a n d extract a pivotal p u z z l e - s h a p e d piece from the picture. Your job, a s always, is to c o m e u p with the n a m e of the m o v i e anyway...

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J A D E * Turns out it wasn't her Last Seduction after all. Linda Florentine's back, and this time she's got David Caruso (and about 40 or 50 other guys) in her sights. Joe Eszterhas (Basic Instinct, Sliver, Showgirls) wrote this sleazy Swiss-cheeze of a script about a psychiatrist-nympho who might or might not be a maniacal killer as well (like she'd have the time). William *Hev, has anyone seen my career around here?" Friedkin directs.

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part of Recipes, which makes frequent and increasingly gloomy reference to the Gulf war. Gabby dwells on the destruction — Scud missiles, oil-sodden birds — until it replaces almost all her prior obsessions. Except food. The man-hunting humor suffers while Gabby diets and worries. The recipes, sprinkled in amongst the text like summarizing devices, reflect her shift in priorities: She stops serving Maleless Brunch, which mixes up several single mothers, Diet Coke and a shirtless man with a bulldozer, and instead offers a recipe for War Waffles. It calls for big countries, big weapons, a good cause, one or more victims and a flat pan to wage batter in. Nothing — except Iraqis. — gets cooked in Recipes. And Gabby never really answers her own questions about men, food or any other mysteries of life. But she does break her diet. And ends the book with a blender-drink recipe for Life Juice that includes a cup of hope. A recipe, in other words, to avoid disaster. •

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the founding of the United Nations. Earth Day turns 25. In myriad ways, the Foundation is the grandchild and heir of these momentous historical events, and its members discovered that in thinking about the future, it would be wise to examine the past.

issues of human rights, war and peace and the environment, but will allow two years to collect competitive entries. For filmgoers as well as organizers, this year's four-day "alternative" event will not only offer a breather from logistical logjams, but serves a commemorative function in the process. This year — the 10-year anniversary of the foundation —i is also the golden anniversary of the end of World War II and

This year's event has its share of glamour items and premieres, including the U.S. premiere of Academy Award-winning Anna: 6-18, a documentary that views a 12-year period of transformation in Russia via the evolving relationship between the filmmaker and his daughter.

Somewhat different, however, will be the large number of older, "classic" films being screened. Notable among these is Frank Capra's 1942 Prelude to • War, a film which, like Leni Reifenstahl's contemporaneous • Triumph of the Will, confuses and complicates the question of artistry by attaching it to the question of political purpose. Equally memorable is John Hustons 1945 The Battle of San Pietro, a film which, though the intent was propagandistic, got so close to the harsh reality of American foot soldiers in Italy s_ Liri Valley that Huston was rep-

rimanded and the film suppressed. True to its local-global perspective, this year's festival also strives to locate Vermont's place in the midst of these vast historical events. Among the Vermont residents in the spotlight are long-time peace activist and author David Dellinger and filmmaker Jon Douglas. In 1969, at the height of the U.S. air campaign against North Vietnam, Douglas and other members of the filmmaker collective Newsreel traveled to that country at the invitation of the Hanoi government. They

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