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VOTE SHUMLIN Peter Freyne hit the nail on the head ["Inside Track," Oct. 9] calling Anthony Pollina one of last week's "Hypocrites of the Week." Pollina has turned into the stereotypical politician to which he claims to offer an alternative. While Peter Shumlin refused to give in to the demands of the Republican House on the core reserve at West Mountain, Anthony Pollina was busy pandering for votes, supporting the camp owners who had already received a sweetheart deal. Peter responded by sponsoring a bill guaranteeing Vermonters the ability to hunt, trap and fish on the land and he has never wavered on his commitment to the core.

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finance in Vermont and potentially across the country, all for his own personal aggrandizement and furthering his political career. Peter Shumlin has the vision, the passion and the experience to protect the environment and defend our groundbreaking campaign finance law, and should circumstances require it, Peter Shumlin is the only candidate running for Lt. Governor that is qualified to become Governor. I urge everyone to join me in voting for Peter Shumlin for Lt. Governor on Election Day.

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NO PRE-EMPTIVE WAR Thanks to Peter Kurth ["Crank Call," Sept. 25] for reminding me not to sit idly while Mr. Bush looks for some butt — any butt — to kick. What I can do is small potatoes, but it's better than nothing. I called Senator Leahy's office (642-3193) and Senator Jeffords' office (658-6001) to ask them to do whatever they can to stop Bush from launching a preemptive war. I'm writing this letter to Seven Days in hopes of encouraging others to do the same. Maybe if enough of us speak up, we can make a difference. I am patriotic and I speak out against the president's actions. I

am concerned about Iraq's capabilities and I seek alternatives to starting a war. If you don't share my reservations about the morality of this war, please at least think about the practicality of a new war. Have we vanquished Osama bin Laden yet? I'm quite sure I don't want my children to be imperiled by Iraqi bio-weaponry, but neither do I want them to grow up believing that "might makes right." I understand that too many people in Iraq wish us ill. I understand that they represent a threat. But Mr. Bush represents another kind of threat to this country. We're a nation of heroes, not a nation of bullies. I do not believe we should launch a preemptive war unsanctioned by the rest of the planet. Robin Lane Essex

WORK FOR PEACE I urge your readers to challenge the wrongheaded drive by the White House to attack Iraq ["Crank Call," Sept. 25]. Such unilateral action is plainly wrong. It is against the U.N. charter and is also a grave misuse of limited public resources. Bombing or invading Iraq will not make Americans safer. It will encourage anti-American sentiment throughout the world and

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escalate the current cycle of violence and terrorism. Such action is not in the best interests of this nation. Our nation is now facing a huge budget deficit, increasing rates of unemployment and a weakening economy. To spend over $100 billion on war is both irresponsible and stupid. Some U.S. war plans, leaked to the press, envision an attack con-

centrated on Baghdad — a city roughly the size of Los Angeles — putting four to five million civilians directly in the path of U.S. military forces. Yet President Bush told the United Nations General Assembly "the United States has no quarrel with the Iraqi people." Let us prove that by sparing them our bombs and by seeking solutions based on diplomacy, international cooperation and the rule of law.

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and at times even informative. However, this past week ["Inside Track, Oct. 9] Freyne's cute antics overstepped boundaries of responsible journalism. While trashing Anthony Pollina over an issue that Laura Routh all three of the Lt. Governor candidates, and really any sane individMiddlebury u a l running for public office, can agree on, Mr. Freyne throws in the FREYNE NO SEER cheap shot, "Congratulations, Like many readers, I find Peter Anthony! You're not going to win Freyne's weekly column amusing, the lieutenant governors race..."

issue [Oct. 16]. However, I expect that some may know not of the legend that inspired the Beanie for Peace silkscreen on the front of Section B last week. While David is a very fine artist, Beanie was an amazing talent. Vermont was blessed with a special voice that sang for the welfare of all. From the Furry Folk Festival stage with amplified glory to her unplugged street gigs, she howled in harmony. Beanie recently made a journey to the canine choir of angels; but her spirit remains and she is forever loved by many. Thanks, Beanie!

Excuse me, do we have a highly contested election in four weeks or does Mr. Freyne speak for the voters of Vermont? Hell, we can't say with certainty that Con Hogan won't destroy Jim Douglas and Doug Racine next month. And actually, Mr. Freyne, depending on the poll, Pollina is either winning or trailing marginally in the "Lite Gov" race.

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RACINE IS RIGHT Your vote is what keeps us free. And your vote will affect our future. Please look at the proposals of the candidates in the gubernatorial race. Your vote will directly affect health care and education in Vermont. It will affect small businesses and economic development, clean air and water, prescription drugs, your children, my children. Please pay attention to the discussion. There is a difference between Racine and Douglas, and Racine has the right answers.

Mr. Freyne's "Inside Track" is the local equivalent to the Daily Show with Jon Stewart; it's funny, it talks about relevant topics, but it isn't where we should go for the truth. Thanks for the look into the crystal ball, Mr. Freyne, but I think I'll go to the polls anyway.

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Paying Attention? lection 2002 has hit the homestretch and, with less than two weeks till D-Day, Vermonters are starting to pay attention to the very important battle for political control of the Green Mountains. There's a whole lot more at stake than you might imagine. The-TV and radio airwaves are bursting at the seams this week with political campaign commercials. The Democrats lit the fuse with a radio spot accusing the Republicans of trying to "steal the election." The ad highlighted the fact that both Jim Douglas and Brian Dubie refuse to support the not-so-radical idea that the candidate who gets the most votes on November 5 should win — even if no one candidate gets more than 50 percent of the statewide tally. Instead, both Slim Jim and DoobieDoo bristled at what they called an attack on their "character." And the Douglas campaign fired back with a TV spot mocking Democrat Doug Racine as a "flip flopper." Truth is, the Democrat radio spot was an attack on their character. Selfishly dis-

but make no mistake, Doobie-Doo would happily break a tie vote in the Vermont Senate to make parental notification the law in Vermont. And a Gov. Jim Douglas would happily sign it. A Vermont teenage girl would then be required to notify the father who impregnated her that she wants to abort her pregnancy. A Gov. Doug Racine would veto a parental notification bill or any bill that diminished a woman's right to choose a safe and legal abortion. It's a clear and important difference between them. No flip-flopping on that one by the Quiet Man. Or take medical marijuana. Last winter, even Speaker Walter Freed's Republican-controlled House backed a medical-marijuana initiative. A special study committee has been holding hearings and they'll have an anticipated pro-pot recommendation for the legislature in January. Jim Douglas, a 51-year-old who swears he's never inhaled, says he would not sign a medical marijuana bill into law. Nope. Jim listens to the Drug Czar, and we all

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Truth is, the Democrat radio spot was an attack on their character. Selfishly disregarding the vote of the people of Vermont is a slap in their face. It's a perfectly fair shot. regarding the vote of the people of Vermont is a slap in their face. Its a perfectly fair shot. And calling Doug Racine a "flipflopper" is like calling the sky blue. Doug Racine, after all, is a flip-flopper. It's not exactly a state secret. It, too, is a perfectly fair shot. The fact is that Mr. Racine has changed his stand on a number of issues, from single-payer health care to construction of Chittenden County's controversial Circumferential Highway. He's moved to the center, as they say. The Quiet Man says it shows he's flexible and open to new ideas and changing realities. The fact is, folks, none of the contenders to succeed Howard Dean as governor of Vermont is perfect. So what else is new? What's new is that, day-by-day, more Vermonters are waking up to what's really at stake in this election. And they're waking up to what certain candidates really stand for. Kudos to our pal, Burlington Free Press columnist Sam Hemingway, for his Friday column that reminded readers just how far to the right Republican Lite-Gov hopeful Brian Dubie is. Sort of a kinder and gentler Ruth Dwyer. Its something Mr. Dubie would dearly like voters to overlook. Abortion rights hasn't been an issue of public debate on the 2002 campaign trail,

know our beloved Drug Czar has been supporting police raids on legal medical marijuana shops in California. Instead, taking a leaf from Nancy Reagan's failed "Just Say No" strategy, Slim Jim is touting a "Meghan's Law" for drug dealers that's been scorned by the Vermont Police Association as the pathetic piece of political hype it truly is. And what about civil rights, you ask? Civil unions for gay couples — the law in Vermont — has hardly been mentioned on the campaign trail. But make no mistake, a Republican-controlled legislature working with a Republican governor and lieutenant governor would happily bash our gay brothers and sisters and take a big bite out of civil unions. Let's not forget how the House of Freed enthusiastically passed legislation that repealed our landmark civil-union law and extended marriage benefits to any two people who currently can't tie the knot. In addition to gay people, it would include fathers and daughters as well as mothers and sons. The Republican bill mercifully died in the Democrat Senate. But the issue continues to smolder beneath the surface, and a Republican victory would clearly put the gay-bashers back in the driver's seat. It may not be what you hear and see in their TV commercials, folks, but make no INSIDE TRACK »

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CURSES, FOILED AGAIN Authorities at Philadelphia International Airport arrested David Vassallo, 46, after he walked into the first-class cabin of a US Airways flight shortly before its departure and bragged to a passenger that he was an undercover federal sky marshal. The passenger turned out to be a real sky marshal. When the marshal asked Vassallo for some identification, he explained that he was a postal inspector on loan to the sky marshals, then conceded that he was just a regular postal worker from Virginia.' • Sheriffs deputies in Bullitt County, Kentucky, arrested Richard Crow, 35,

funding an airport authority for 10 years, even though the area has never had a commercial airport and there are no plans to build one. The Northwest Kane County Airport Authority Board has a $32,000 yearly budget supported by property-tax bills. "We don't meet," said Gerald E. Neill, the only one of five board members whose term hasn't expired, "and we don't do that much." • When a Scandinavian Airlines System flight tried to land at the Kristianstad airport in southern Sweden, the pilot found no one at the control tower to give him clearance. It turned out that the controller scheduled to be on duty

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OPTIMISTS OF THE WEEK Twenty-six banks and credit unions in the Springfield, Missouri, area decided to combat a rise in robberies by posting signs at their 141 locations in the Ozarks asking visitors to remove their hats and sunglasses as they enter to make identification easier. EMPTY-HANDED Taxpayers in northwest Kane County, Illinois, have been

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might pose a threat." According to a NASA document to Northwest Airlines, the agency wants to use "noninvasive neuro-electric sensors," imbedded in airport gates, to collect tiny electric signals that all brains and hearts transmit. Computers would correlate these physiologic patterns with data on travel routines, criminal backgrounds and credit records from "hundreds to thousands of data sources." • Engineers at Teradata, a division of automatic teller machine manufacturer NCR, are developing ATMs that are more like human beings. By using cameras and computer software to map users' emotions and nonverbal cues and reacting to them, the machines will be "one stage closer to behaving like a good, perceptive teller might so that interactive dialog can start beginning," Teradata engineer Dave Schrader told Tech Live. "The ATM can adapt itself to you instead of you adapting yourself to the technology." The real reason for implementing the new technology, Schrader acknowledged, is cost reduction. "If you can interface with an ATM instead of standing in line for the bank teller, it's good for you, it's faster, more convenient for you, and it's cheaper for the bank, less labor cost," he explained.

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take comments on their proposed rule changes. They got more than an earful of negative comments. In four hours, the board heard from only two people who praised their proposed changes. The rest, most of whom were from threatened environmental groups, criticized the board for caving to public pressure and offering "draconian" changes to a law that is working just fine. "What's the problem with the current rule?" asked Conrad Smith, who used Act 250 to challenge a golf course and housing development in Huntington. "Are we trying to send a message to developers that they won't have to worry about environmental groups anymore?" Others, like wildlife author Warner Shedd, cited statistics countering claims by developers that the process is cumbersome and unduly slows their progress. Their research indicates that 98 percent of all

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etc FALL FOLIAGE CRUISE: See October 23. FARMERS' .MARKET: See October 23, Volunteers' Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4872. Rt. 15, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6020. HAUNTED FOREST: See October 23. MAIZE MAZE: See October 24. NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD: Diabolical dance performances, sideshow "spooktacles," bewitching brews and live music by Superhoney make Magic Hat's Halloween bash a hair-raising experience. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $15. Info, 658-2739.

ETHNIC MONGOLIAN MUSIC AND DANCE: The Inner Mongolia College of Performing Arts brings traditional horsehead fiddle, erhu, flute, voice and movement from China to Burlington. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. 'FOREVER WILD': Montana's Walkin' Jim Stolz takes listeners on a journey of American, Canadian and Mexican wilderness areas through folk songs, stories and photos. Smiley Auditorium, Montpelier High School, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 229-0650.

HAUNTED FORT: The ghosts of long-ago soldiers haunt a lantern-lit tour of historic Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 6:30-9 p.m. $6. Info, 518-585-2821. ENCHANTED FOREST: Cavorting creatures come to life through humor and natural history on a walk along luminaria-lined paths in Montshire's dark woods. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 5:30, 5:50, 6:05, 6:20, 6:45, 7, 7:15 and 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 649-2200.

JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE DANCE ENSEMBLE: See October 25. CONTRADANCE: Swing your partner to the live sounds of the Cleary Brothers. Holly Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466. DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages and abilities mingle in motion at Jazzercise Studio, Taft Corner, Williston, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. SQUARE DANCE LESSONS: Just do-si-do i t with the Lake Champlain Squares. Faith United Methodist Church, S. Burlington, 6:30-10:30 p.m. $5-12. Info, 388-6626.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS EVENTS: Folk-rocker Steph Pappas and pop band The Kissing Circle provide the musical accompaniment for this Battered Women's Services and Shelter benefit. City Hall Arts Center, Montpelier, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0855.

words 'ADIRONDACK EXTRAVAGANZA': Authors Gary Randorf and Chris Angus discuss and sign their books at Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 1:3.0 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. KATHERINE PATERSON: The beloved Barre author reads her young-adult novel, The Same Stuff as Stars, about a girl whose spiri t gives her the strength to confront the difficulties in her life. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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kids CHILDREN'S PAGES STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 7 gather for snacks, stories and fun at the Book Rack, Essex Outlet Fair, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BERYL E. BEAN BOOK PARTY: Authors Ricki Stern and Heidi Worcester lead kids in activities based on their new series about an irrepressible 10-year-old. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MONSTER BASH: Dress in costume and enjoy crafts, games, snacks and a showing of Disney's Monster's Inc. Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. HALLOWEEN SAFETY SESSION: Youngsters get tips on safe trick-or-treating while enjoying face painting and treats. University Mall, Burlington, 11 a.m. 4 p.m. free. Info, 658-1717. 'GREAT PUMPKIN SKATE': DJed tunes and carved pumpkins make hitting the ice even more fun at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 865-7558. TREK: Take in fresh air and beautiful foliage on an easy trip up Big Deer Mountain, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 454-1234.

MT. HUNGER HIKE: Climb the Waterbury Trail to the summit of Mt. Hunger for views of the Green and White Mountains. Free. Info, 872-0434. BIKE TRIP: Ride the dirt roads of Burlington's Intervale during peak harvest season. Meet at Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 859-9211.

etc FALL FOLIAGE CRUISE: See October 23. FARMERS' MARKETS: See October 23, Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Info, 888-889-8188. Corner of Elm and State Streets, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 224-9193. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Info, 496-5856. Marbleworks by the Falls, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Info, 877-7031. HAUNTED FOREST: See October 23, 12:30, 1:30 & 2:30 p.m. $7.50. 7, 8, 9 & 10 p.m. $11.50. MAIZE MAZE: See October 24, noon - dusk. HAUNTED FORT: See October 25. HAUNTED WOODS: See October 25. HEIRLOOM APPRAISAL DAY: Community members learn the history and monetary value of family and found treasures at the Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $7. Info, 656-0750. CRAFT FAIR: Peruse the wares of local artisans at Westford Elementary School, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-2031. STAMP EXHIBITION: This philatelic show features a 14-dealer bourse, competitive exhibits and collector info. Christ the King School, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 769-7849. BIZARRE BIZAAR: Celebrate Halloween with tasty treats, face painting, games and activities, Tarot readings and Celtic goods. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-1903. TIBET FESTIVAL: Tibetan art, religion, food, crafts, song and dance make their way to Burlington in a celebration that includes talks, exhibits and performances. Southwick Ballroom, Redstone Campus, UVM, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5764.

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drama 'SYLVIA': See October 23, 2 p.m. $23. 'THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK': See October 24, 2 p.m. 'THE LEAF-PEEPING, CIDER-SIPPING REVUE': See October 25, St. John's Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. 'ONCE UPON A WEEKEND': Burlington College students present an evening of original plays. Burlington College Community Room, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

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sport SOCCER GAME: See October 23, 3:30 p.m. RUN: Athletes pound pavement in a two-mile race starting and finishing at the Shelburne Town Green, noon. Runners $25. Info, 9852229. CANOE & KAYAK TRIP: Pond hop at mystery locations in eastern Vermont. Free. Info, 223-7035. TRAIL' MAINTENANCE WALK: Hands-on hikers rid the Hasleton Trail of debris on a four-mile hike up Mt. Mansfield. Meet at gondola parking lot, Stowe Resort, 10 a.m. 4 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3767.

P H I L I P GLASS ENSEMBLE 'KOYAANISQATSI': The king of minimalist music and his eightmember ensemble recreate the score he composed for the 1983 cult film whose t i t l e means "life out of balance." Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27-33. Info, 863-5966.

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'THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE': See October 25. 'MI FAMILIA': UVM Celebrates Latino Heritage

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DAY OF THE DEAD: Community members and St. Michael's College students bring remembrances of loved ones for a week-long display celebrating their loved ones' lives. St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

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Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7403. 'THERE'S A BOY IN HERE': This film explores Sean Barron's recovery from childhood autism. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3368.

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SEAMUS HEANEY: The Nobel Prize-winning poet shares his words about the hardships of life in rural Ireland. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198.

lectures TOLKIEN TALK: See October 23, People's Academy Auditorium, Morrisville. 'MAJOR ISAAC BUTTERFIELD'S SURRENDER AT THE CEDARS': A descendant of this historic figure reveals how distorted facts and the use of propaganda promoted the War for Independence. Cavendish Baptist Church, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 226-7273.

kids FOLKIDS INFO SESSION: Little hams learn about the children's international performance group at a meeting at the Congregational Church, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6713. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': Pint-size skaters take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

etc BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 23. FALL FOLIAGE CRUISE: See October 23. CAMERA CLUB: Take a slide tour of the wildlife in the Birmingham Botanical Gardens and the Oak Mountain State Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge. Hills Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6485.

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dance SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities swing dance at the Greek'Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE: Anyone with the will to j i g can learn lively, traditional steps at the First Congregational Church, Essex Junction, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $4. Info, 879-7618.

drama SPIEL PALAST CABARET: A show featuring vaudeville, burlesque tricks, wacky theatrics, live music and dance gets the audience in the Halloween spirit. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $13. Info, 660-4339.

film THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE': See October 25. ICING GIMP': A documentary exposes the life of Dan Keplinger, who was born with cerebral palsy. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3368.

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words BURLINGTON WRITERS' GROUP: Bring pena l , paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231.

PHOTOGRAPHY BOOK PRESENTATION: Montpelier camerawoman Jamie Cope unveils her book of black-and-white portraits at Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. THE ART OF BIOGRAPHY': Four leading Vermont authors make the connection between life and fiction. Campus Center Theater, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 656-2625. T.ITERATURE OF THE FAR NORTH' SERIES: Velma Wallis' Two Old Women explores love in the natural world. Rochester Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 767-3927.

lectures SUSTAINABILITY SERIES: UVM environmentalist Stephanie Kaza explains how to unlearn consumption. Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 3:30-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0095. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL SERIES: Neurobiologist Bruce Fonda delves into the anatomy of trick-or-treating. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7875. ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE SERIES: A certified Ayurvedic medical practitioner shares her expertise in a lecture at Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. 'FOREVER FOREIGN': Mae M. Ngai of the University of Chicago provides insight on Asian Americans and racial stereotypes. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166. GROWTH AND SPRAWL FORUM: Four experts dialogue on sprawl and congestion in Vermont. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9331. LEADERSHIP PANEL: A soldier, a teacher, a college presidents and a doctor share thoughts on walking at the head of the pack. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 5:30-8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-3489, ext. 221.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 23. 'STOP THE WAR ON IRAQ' MEETING: Pacifists strategize at the Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

kids FAMILY PLAYTIME: Little ones up to age 6 drop in for fun at the VNA Family Room, Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 8:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 874-0377. YOUTH SLAM: Poets age 13-19 sling words at Merchants Row, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232. FATHERS AND CHILDREN GROUP: Dads and kids share quality time at a weekly meeting at Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420.

etc FALL FOLIAGE CRUISE: See October 23. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their language skills — enfrangais. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield helps you bring play back into your life and discover the untapped healing power of yucking i t up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999.

DAY OF THE DEAD CELEBRATION: Community members and St. Michael's College students celebrate a Latino custom by decorating a foyer with remembrances of loved ones. St. Edmunds Hall, S t Michael's College, Colchester, all day. Free. Info, 654-2535.

'BEHIND THE SCENES' DISCUSSION: Theater types talk play production. Seeler Studio Theatre, Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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drama SPIEL PALAST CABARET: See October 29.

film 'THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE': See October 25. LUCKY BUM FILM TOUR: Bill Daniel presents Girl on the Train in the Moon, a record of his 14-year investigation into freight riding and hobo graffiti and Vanessa Renwick screens her 10-film program, Go Baby Go, that begins with her activist work and concludes with a portrait of "outsider" artist Richard Tracy. Bread & Puppet Theater, West Glover, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 525-1271.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See October 23. COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTER MEETING: Community members review gains and set goals. Health Center, Riverside Ave., Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext. 191. BLOOD DRIVE: Donate life-saving liquid at the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

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WRITERS' GROUP: See October 23. 'COMING TO AMERICA' BOOK CLUB: Real immigrant families compare their situations with those depicted in novels. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

SOCCER GAME: See October 23.

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It started as a two-night show with a smattering of support. Twenty years later, Montreal's annual Just For Laughs Festival is the biggest comedy cavalcade around, gathering a who's who of stand-ups and other laugh masters. Piggybacking on the fest's success, the touring version swings south for the first time, with one of just two American engagements landing in Burlington. Host Harland Williams passes the mike to Australian musical parody queens Supergirly, whiny American jokester Emo Philips, Greg Fitzsimmons — a regular on Howard Stern's TV show and the "Tonight Show" — and Canadian yucksters Brent Butt and Mike Wilmot. For humor beings only.

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BOOK STUDY: Colin Tipping's Radical Forgiveness promotes international and ethnic reconciliation through mediation. Burlington Wastewater Treatment Center, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 324-7304.

MEDITATION GROUP: See October 23. FALL FOLIAGE CRUISE: See October 23. FARMERS' MARKETS: See October 23. JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY TOUR: Canadian comic-actor Harland Williams hosts five of the funniest entertainers in the business. Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27.5032.50, Info, 863-5966.

ENCOUNTERING AUTHORS: Bonnie Shimko, author of Letters in the Attic, and Jason ^Bierger, author of Forested Monuments, discuss coming-of-age themes in their novels. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. SCI-FI BOOK GROUP: Futuristic readers participate in a discussion of Susan Cooper's Dark is Rising. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WILLEM LANGE: The New Hampshire writer reads from A Yankee Notebook and shares

SUSAN B. ANTHONY AWARDS: A reception and dinner sponsored by the Vermont YWCA honors 10 young women for their leadership. Green Mountain Ballroom, Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 6 p.m. $40. Info, 862-7520. DAY OF THE DEAD: Share pan de muerto traditional Mexican bread to celebrate the lives of lost loved ones in the foyer of St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael's College, Colchester, all day. Free. Info, 654-2535 ®

J U S T F O R LAUGHS C O M E D Y TOUR. Wednesday, October 30. Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27.50-32.50. Info, 863-5966.

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acting FLYNNARTS PLAYREADING WORKSHOP: Two sessions, November 7 and December 5, 6-8 p.m. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington. $36. Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncenter.org. Join Director Robin Fawcett to practice skilb for richly imagining the world of a play and breathing life into its characters. FLYNNARTS THEATRICAL CLOWNING WORKSHOP: Saturday, October 26, and Sunday, October 27, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $80. Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncenter.org. Theater artist Jean Taylor explores clowning techniques, which use limitations as a source of creativity and humor. FLYNNARTS WORKSHOP IN LINKLATER VOICE TECHNIQUE: Saturday, November 2, and Sunday, November 3, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Taught by Keely Eastley. Flynn Center, Burlington. $80. Info, 652-4500 or www. flynncenter.org. Emphasizing the direct relationship between breath, thought, feeling, body and voice in communication. This workshop is beneficial for actors, professional speakers and all those wanting to experience themselves through voice.

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art ARTIST WITHIN RETREAT WITH KATE GRAVES AND SHARON VOLANSKY-GERARD: October 26-27, Saturday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., Sunday, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Stowe Yoga Center, Stowe. $165. Info, 253-8427 or email: artistretreats@aol.com. Nourish your creative flow in sacred space. Experienced facilitators guide participants in inward journey and outward expression using a broad range of materials. BOOKMAKING WITH GAIL MARTIN: November 8, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Art on Main Community Arts Center Classroom, Bristol. $40. Pre-register, 802-453-5885, www.bris tolrec.org. Students review different book forms, then create two of their own.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, manhattan or mai tai.

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AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Ongoing introductory classes Tuesdays and Thursdays. Adults: Monday through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and 7-8:15 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon - 1 p.m.; Saturdays, 10:15-11:15 a.m. & 11:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Children: Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes

EXPLORING BUSINESS Q; November 12, 14, 19 and 2 5:30%:30 p.m. Women's Small Business Program, Burlington. $115, grants available. Info, 846-7160. Explore the possibilities and realities of business ownership, assess your skills and interests and develop a business idea. PLANNING INCLUSIVE MEETINGS AND EVENTS: Friday, October 25, 10 a.m. noon. UVM Memorial Lounge, Waterman

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Building, Burlingotn. Free. Info, 656-3368, kawright@zoo.uvm.edu. Information and ideas for ensuring access for all people who would like to attend your event. SAVVY ARTIST SUPPORT GROUP: Networking group sponsored by Women's Small Business Program and the Micro Business Development Program. October 28, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Delehanty Hall Lounge, Trinity Campus, Burlington. Free. Info, 846-7338. If you are an artist looking to get new ideas and hear how other self-employed artists are finding success, this is the class for you. START UP: Women's Small Business Program, February 6 through May 18. Burlington. $1250, with grants available. Sign up and make a deposit by December 1 and receive 10% off. Call now for application and interview times, 846-7338. Learn valuable business skilb as you write a business plan.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

climbing AFTER-SCHOOL ADVENTURES: Every Wednesday and Friday (excluding holidays), 3-6 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. $30/day per child. Info, 657-3872. Unwind after school with exciting new adventures. JUNIOR CLIMBING CLUB: Wednesdays, 6:308:30 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, 105 Briggs St., Burlington. $240/full membership (includes club dues), $180/Jr. Climbing Club, $25/day. Info, 657-3872. Improve your climbing skills and develop new friendships in a non-competitive environment.

computers COMPUTER TUTOR: Ongoing, Thursdays. Montpelier High School Computer Lab, Montpelier. Free. Info, Paul Griffith, 802225-8035. Open tutoring sessions. Bring your questions, projects and learning goals to this two-hour session. First hour, instruction; second hour, question/answer. WORKING WITH COMPUTERS: Thursday, October 24, 3-4:30 p.m. Hardwick Community Learning Center, 4 South Main St., Hardwick. Free. Limited class size, preregister, 802-472-5974, hardwicklc@vtlink. net. This class is designed to help people learn the basics of using computers for personal and professional work with Windows 98 and Office 2000.

cooking BAKE THE PERFECT PIE CRUST: November 16, 9-11 a.m. Bristol. $15 (ingredients included). Info, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Louise Bynn unlocks her secrets for making the most delicious flaky pie crust ever. NECI CLASSES: October 26: Cooking with Wine (morning), Components of Wine (afternoon). NECI Commons, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington. $22.50. Register, 863-5150, ext. 38. Culinary experts explore new ways to be artistic in the kitchen.

craft CREATIVE QUILTING: Mondays, October 21 through November 18, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. In this intensive introduction to non-traditional quilting, students will build their own palettes of fabric for quilting through dyeing, block printing and silkscreen painting. FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL: Stained Glass, Glass Blowing, Lampworking, Tapestry Weaving, Rug Hooking, Spinning, Basket Weaving, Wood Carving and Snow Sculpture. 250 Main St., Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Register now for upcoming classes and workshops. PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102. Learn the fundamentab of painting ceramics to create gifts and other treasures. PINE CONE WREATHS FROM NATIVE CONES WITH MELANIE PUTZ BROTZ: Sunday, October 27, 3-5:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $30. Limited class size, pre-register, 802-865HERB. Learn to make beautiful, one-of-a-kind wreaths from local pine cones. Please bring a few dozen pine cones of various sizes from your own surrour.^nqs. All other materiab will be provided. SIMPLE GIFTS WITH LAURA BROWN & DIANA DALSIMER: Tuesday, October 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15. Limited class size, pre-register, 802-865-HERB. Kick back, forget all of your worries and have some fun learning how to make presents that are very simple but sure to be g^atly appreciated.

FLYNNARTS WEST AFRICAN DANCE WORKSHOP WITH BALLET NATIONAL DU SENEGAL: Tuesday, November 19, 7:30-9 p.m. Church & Maple Studio, Burlington. $15. Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncenter.org. Master movers from a world-class West African dance company teaches dances of celebration, ritual and ceremony. MAKE YOUR FIRST DANCE SHINE: Two-hour Wedding Dance workshop, Sunday, November 17, 1-3 p.m. Covers Swing and Foxtrot. St. Anthony's Church, 305 Flynn Ave., Burlington. $50/couple. Info, 802-598-6757 or www. FirstStepDance.com. Make the most of your first dance together as a married couple. MASTER DANCE CLASS WITH MEMBERS OF AILEY II DANCE ENSEMBLE: Saturday, October 26, 10 a.m. Montpelier Grange Hall, $15. Pre-register, Onion River Arts Council, 802-229-9408. This is a rare opportunity for experienced dancers to learn from the renowned Ailey II ensemble. MODERN DANCE/IMPROV CLASSES: Ongoing Mondays, 7 p.m. Church & Maple Gallery, Burlington. $60/six-week session, $12/class. Info, 985-8261. Marcela Pino shows beginner and intermediate dancers how to combine modern dance technique and improvisation. VDA DANCESPORT TEAM: Training sessions in Ballroom and Latin for Junior through Senior DanceSport athletes. Vermont DanceSport Academy, Mann Hall, Trinity College campus, Burlington. Prices vary. Registration, 846-7236 or www.Vermont dancesportacademy.com. Learn the art and sport of ballroom dancing and develop your skilb for beginner through championship competition leveb.

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BALLROOM & LATIN DANCE LESSONS: Ongoing private and group lessons available. Vermont DanceSport Academy, Mann Hall, Trinity College campus, Burlington. $8- r 15/class; Intro through advanced. Registration, 846-7236 or www.vermontdancesport academy.com. Learn the basics or refine your skilb at Burlington's premier ballroom location. BEGINNING SOCIAL BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS: Four weeks beginning November 5; Smooth (Waltz/Foxtrot/Tango), 7 p.m. Rhythm (Rumba/Cha Cha/Merengue, 8 p.m. Champlain Club, Burlington. $40/person/ class, no partner required. Info, 802598-6757 or www.FirstStepDance.com. Extend your dana'ng into new areas or begin learning to dance. Nationally certified ballroom dance instructor Kevin Laddison teaches the beginning patterns of American-style smooth and rhythm dances. FLAMENCO DANCE COURSES: Mondays, two classes, 6:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m., Burlington. Wednesdays, 7 p.m., Charlotte. $70/four classes. Info, 651-7838, leave message. Learn the rhythms and movements of this Spanish gypsy art from a dancer and a live guitarist, both of whom have lived and studied in Andalusia. FLYNNARTS INTERMEDIATE HIP-HOP DANCE LEVEL II FOR TEENS: Thursdays, 4:30-6 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncenter.org. Dance artist Sarah Cover teaches more complex hiphop choreography, including popping, locking and breakdancing.

BEGINNING CONGA & DJEMBE: Ongoing classes. Conga classes, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Djembe classes, 7:15-8:45 p.m. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. $12.:.".;. Friday intermediate conga class, 4-5 p.m. Call for location. Info, 658-0658. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class. BEGINNING TAIKO: New six-week adult beginner class begins Monday, October 21, 5:30 p.m., $48. New four-week beginner classes begin Thursday, October 31, 5:30 p.m., $32. New six-week kids' session begins Monday, October 21, 3:30 p.m., $42. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or Ed Leclair, 425-5520, edaiko@aol.com. Experience the power of Taiko-style drumming.

education BASKETBALL COACHING CLINIC FOR ADULTS: Sunday, October 27, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Mt. Abe Gym, Bristol. $15. Pre-register, 802-485-5885, www.bristolrec.org. A great brush-up or introductory course on how to coach children's basketball programs.

Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Info, 865-7166 or www.burlingtoncityarts.com. "Intermediate Watercolors," with Val Hird; "Introduction to Printmaking," with David Curcio.

healing arts SOUND HEALING EXPERIENCE: Wednesday, October 30, 6:30-8 p.m. Star Root, Burlington. $9. Info, 802-862-4421. An opportunity for hands-on learning to play quartz crystal singing bowb and tuning forks for healing purposes. YOGA IN THE MAD RIVER VALLEY: Ongoing classes in Kung Fu, TaeKwonDo 8< Tai Chi for seniors. Kripalu, Iyengar, Scaravelli and Kundalini yoga classes. Centre for Healing and Martial Arts, Waitsfield. Info, 496-8906. All ages and abilities welcome.

health CHIROPRACTIC CLINIC: October 23, 24 & 25. Family First Chiropractic, Colchester. Free. Info, 802-860-0382. Experience how chiropractic care contributes to spinal wellness, especially in pregnant women, children and athletes. CPR FOR FAMILY & FRIENDS: Tuesday, November 5, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $15. Info, 802-453-5885, www.bris tolrec.org. Learn CPR and first aid for choking and signs of heart attack and stroke. FIRST AID: Tuesday, November 19, 6:30-10 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $30. Info, 802-453-5885 or www.bristolrec.org. Learn to recognize and provide basic care for injuries and sudden illness until advanced care arrives. MIDLIFE TRANSITIONS: November 7, 14 & 21, 7-9 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $30. Info, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Learn the nuts & bolts of menopause and midlife changes. MOVEMENT THERAPY SEMINAR: Wednesday, October 23, 6-8:45 p.m. Radisson Hotel, Burlington, Free. Info, 658-5315. Parents and movement therapists discuss the benefits of expressive movement for children with special needs.

herbs HOW TO MAKE CHINESE TINCTURES: Friday, November 15, 7-8:30 p.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $30. Info, 802864-7778, www.vcahh.org. Learn seasonal tinctures for different ailments just in time for winter and the holidays. USE OF CHINESE PREPARED MEDICINALS AND PATENTS: Friday, October 25, 7-8:30 p.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $30. Info, 802-864-7778, www.vcahh.org. Learn the conveniences of prepared medicinab such as the use of pilb, powders and syrups for colds and flus, PMS and pediatric and stomach ailments.

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kids AFTER-SCHOOL POTTERY SESSION 2: October 29 through December 9: Grades 1-3, Tuesdays, 3-5 p.m. Grades 4-6, 3-5 p.m. Grades 7-12, 5:15-6:45 p.m. Bristol Clay Studio, Bristol. $40. Pre-register, 802-4535885, vww.bristolrec.org. Students explore the limitless possibilities of creating with clay. ARTS & CRAFTS ON A CART: Session 2, November 4 through December 16, 3-4:30 p.m. Starksboro; Grades 1-6, Mondays. Bristol; Grades 1-3, Tuesdays. Lincoln; Grades 1-6, Thursdays. Monkton; Grades 1-3, Wednesdays. Pre-register, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Jodi Berglass, certified art teacher, blends her joy of arts & crafts projects with traditional art mediums. BASKETBALL BLITZ: Grades 5 & 6, ongoing, co-ed, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m. Bristol Elementary gym, Bristol. $15. Info, 802-453-5885. Shoot hoops and refine your skills. FROG HOLLOW KIDS' CLASSES: Register now for upcoming classes: After School Clay-Play, After School Craft-Play, Tadpole I I , Saturday Kids' Clay, Parent & Child Wheel, and Youth Photography. 250 Main St., Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Youth classes, birthday parties, private and group lessons offered throughout the year. FUN WITH FOOD: Grades 4-6, Tuesdays, November 5 through December 17, 3:15-5 p.m. The kitchen at Bristol Elementary School, Bristol. $48. Info, 802-453-5885. Make easy, healthy and delicious meals. HALLOWEEN CRAFT CAMP: October 24 and 25, 9 a.m.-noon. Howden Hall, Bristol. $30. Pre-register, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec. org. Make spooky and ghostly craft projects that are frighteningly fun! MARTIAL ARTS: Grades 1-6, ongoing, Mondays, 5-6 p.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. Preregister, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Learn self-defense techniques: Kicking,

punching, footwork, jumping; locks, distance control & more from Bruce Lancer, Master in Korean & Japanese Martial Arts. POTTERY FOR PRE-SCHOOL & KINDERGARTEN: Ages 3-5, Thursdays, October 28 through December 9, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Bristol Clay Studio, Bristol. $40. Limited class size, pre-register, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec. org. Fun with clay will be the focus of this exciting class.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE KUNG FU: Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8-9 p.m., Saturdays, 9-11 a.m. and 1-3 p.m., Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $12/class or $35/month for unlimited classes that month. Info, 864-7778. Xing Yi Chuan is a traditional Chinese internal kung fu system and an effective form of self-cultivation.

REALLY BIG PUPPETS: Ages 8-13, Tuesdays, beginning the first week of November, 3:155:15 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Learn how different cultures use puppets and then create your own using chicken wire, papier-mach6, feathers, beads and colorful paints.

WING CHUN KUNG FU: Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Rd., Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This simple and practical martial-art form was created by a woman and requires no special strength or size.

UNICYCLE & CIRCUS ARTS: Ages 9 and up, Sundays, November 3 through December 15, 3:30-5 p.m. Holley Hall, Bristol. $48. Info, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Master the art of riding a unicycle, juggling and walking on a globe ball. Equipment provided.

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language ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners to intermediates. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 324-8384. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skilb in English as a second language. FRENCH FOR A L L : Private lessons for individuals taught by certified instructor with experience from K through adult. Prices vary. Info, 598-7492. Instructor uses an exciting, communicative approach that gets students speaking quickly. ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to prepare for a trip abroad or to better enjoy the country's music, art and cuisine.

martial arts ARNIS: Saturdays, 11:30 a.m., Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m. Martial Way Self-Defense Center, 25 Raymond Rd., Colchester. First class free. Info, 893-8893. This Filipino discipline combines the fluid movements of the escrima stick with graceful and dynamic footwork. MOY YAT VING TSUN KUNG FU: Beginner classes four days a week. 28 North St., two buildings up from North Ave., Burlington. Info, 324-7702, www.kungfu-videos.com. Traditional training in the pure Ving Tsun System, rooted in relaxation, centerline and efficiency.

pilates FREE PILATES REFORMER CLASS: Introductory class only, Mondays, 5:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info, -985-2229 or www.shel burneathletic.com. Utilize a variety of specifically designed apparatus to promote the ultimate Pilates workout.

pottery CLAY CLASSES: Ages 4-13, pottery and handbuilding classes beginning the first week of November, 3:15-5:15 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Explore the world of clay and make your own birdhouse, picture frame, candy dish or clay head with beginning and intermediate pottery classes. FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL: Dozens of ceramic workshops, full-length and short classes and open studio rentals available. Special "Sculpting Sacred" workshop begins October 29. 250 Main St., Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Check out our array of clay classes, workshops and school/community contracts occurring throughout the year. RIVER STREET POTTERS: Seven-week sessions, November/December. Three Potters Wheel beginner/intermediate classes, Mondays, 6-9 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m. and 6-9 p.m. Intermediate/ advanced wheel, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Handbuilding, all levels, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages, wheel and handbuilding, Tuesdays, 3:30-5:30 p.m. and Fridays, 10 a.m. - noon. Free practice days for adults. 141 River Street (Rt. 2), Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Give your creativity free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere. SCULPTING W I T H CLAY: Monday evenings beginning November 4. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Work through the process of ceramics by creating small statues in various poses from a model. Then create a larger, completed sculpture of your favorite pose. SENIOR CLAY CLASS ( 5 0 + ) : Tuesdays, October 29 through December 10, 10-11:30 a.m. Bristol Clay Studio, Bristol. $54. Info, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Learn basic techniques of working with clay, handbuilding or throwing on the wheel.

FLYNNARTS DJ LECTURE/DEMONSTRATION WITH DJ EVIL TRACY: Wednesday, October 23, 7:30-9 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $10, open to adults and teens. Info, 6524500 or www.flynncenter.org. DJ Evil Tracy demonstrates fundamental skills of DJing for beginning and intermediate turntablists. FLYNNARTS WEST AFRICAN DRUM WORKSHOP WITH BALLET NATIONAL DU SENEGAL: Tuesday, November 19, 5:30-7 p.m. Church & Maple Studio, Burlington. $15. Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncenter.org. Bring hand drums \:o this class taught by master drummers from a world-class West African company. Participants may accompany drummers in dance class immediately following. For experienced drummers.

parenting TRANSITION TO COLLEGE; SUPPORT SERVICES WORKSHOP: Tuesday, October 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Hall of Fame Room of the Tarrant Center at St. Michael's College, Colchester. Free. Pre-register, 802-658-5315 or www.vtpic.com. Representatives from several Vermont colleges and student support services, as well as a graduate student with a disability, share information about what families should do before college and what services are available to students within higher education.

photography FROG HOLLOW CRAFT SCHOOL: Beginning and Intermediate Photography, Beginning and Intermediate Darkroom, and Intro & Intermediate/Advanced Photoshop. 250 Main St., Burlington. Info, 860-7474. Expand your knowledge of the many aspects of photography.

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7:40-8:40 p.m. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington. $100/Eight weeks. Info, 652-9010. Learn to skate, regardless of age or level. ' SKATING: Six-week session, beginner through intermediate, Wednesdays or Saturdays. Cairns Arena, S. Burlington. $75/six weeks. Info, 652-9010. Group lessons for all ages and levels.

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USUI REIKI LEVEL Is Sunday, October 27, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $145. Chris Hanna, Reiki Master, 802-865-9813, www.risingsun healing.com. Receive attunement that allows you to channel Reiki energy for healing and personal growth. Give a complete treatment to yourself and others, Hands-on practice time.

FLYNNARTS STAGE MAKEUP STYLE WORKSHOP: Ages 12 and up, Saturday, October 26, 12:30-3:30 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $30. Info, 652-4500 or www.fly nncenter.org. Halloween will seem extrafrightful when you create an authentic witch, animal, werewolf or goblin face. Led by theater artist Bonnie Bradford.

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BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

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spirit HEALING YOUR INNER CHILD: October 27 through November 3, 5-7 p.m. Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, Pinewood Plaza, Essex. $75. Register by 10/25, 879-2706. Reclaim and heal your inner child by using several different approaches. Repairing this relationship promotes deep self-trcnsformation that brings peace and acceptance into your life. INNER PATH OUTER WALK; DEEPENING OUR RELATIONSHIPS TO OURSELVES, OTHERS & THE WORLD: Two-day conference, Friday, October 25, 7:30 p,m. and Saturday, October 26, 8:45 a.m. - 4:15 p.m. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne. $10/Friday's lecture, $90/entire conference, $50/student rate (18-25). Pre-register, 8623141 or e-mail, Litewkr@aol.com. Learn to create an inner place of peace, honesty and courage as a support for doing necessary daily work in the world.

sports HOCKEY: Eight-week session, group lessons for youth and women only, Monday evenings, beginning October 28. Co-ed adult class, Tuesdays, beginning October 29,

tai chi TAI CHI CHUAN: Ongoing, Wednesdays, 9-10 a.m. and 6:15-7:15 p.m.; Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.; Saturdays, 7:45-8:45 a.m. The Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $12/class or $35/month for unlimited classes that month. Info, 864-7778. This traditional Yang Style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health. TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Six-week series, Mondays, October 28 through December 2, 5:15-6:30 p.m. 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. $55. Beginners welcome. Register, 456-1983. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yustyle Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and significant health benefits.

tea TEA CEREMONY WORKSHOP: Thursday, October 24, 12:30-1:20 p.m. UVM, B180 Living/Learning Center, Burlington. Free. Pre-register, 656-1117, mmcorson@zoo. . uvm.edu. Led by Mutsumi Corson, Japanese Language Program. Green tea and sweets served.

video production INTRO TO NONLINEAR EDITING: Saturday, October 26, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, VCAM,

651-9692 or vcam@adelphia.net. Learn the basics of digital (computer-based) editing with a focus on Adobe Premiere and Final Cut Pro.

TOOLS FOR HOME PROJECTS: Four sessions, Tuesdays, October 29 through November 26, 6-9 p.m. 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $150/nonmembers, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com.

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BASIC WOODWORKING TECHNIQUES: Ten weeks, November 7 through January 16, 1-4 p.m. or Tuesdays, November 12 through January 14, 6-9 p.m. 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $200/non-members, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalk vermont.com. Students are exposed to various wood-construction techniques. Shop safety and machine use will be consistently highlighted throughout the course.

and effectively use a variety of hand tools and several power tools to complete simple woodworking projects.

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing day and evening classes or private instruction and yoga therapy. Hinesburg. Info, 482-3191 or www.downstreetmagazine.com/beecher hillyoga. Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga for Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction.

DOVETAIL A BOX USING HAND TOOLS: Friday, November 8, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Saturday, November 9 & Sunday, November 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Learn how to use hand planes,1 chisels and handsaws to make a beautiful, dovetailed box. No previous experience is necessary.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga yoga classes, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, 5:30-7 p.m., Wednesdays, 10-11:30 a.m., Saturday, 9:30-11 a.m., Sundays (beginners) 4-5 p.m. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility in a hot environment to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

JOINERY TECHNIQUES: Four sessions, Tuesdays, December 10 through January 14, 6-9 p.m. 7A Morse Drive, Essex. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkver mont.com. Intermediate to advanced woodworkers will learn simple-to-complex joinery techniques and the various adhesives used to construct these joints. MAKE A RUSTIC BENCH WITH JIM CUNNINGHAM: Teens & adults, two sessions, November 6, 7 and November 13, 14, 6:309 p.m. Mt. Abe Wood Shop, Bristol. $60 plus $25 foe materials. Info, 802-453-5885, www.bristolrec.org. Use reclaimed wood to make a beautiful small bench. ROUTER CLASS: December 5 and December 12, 6-9 p.m. 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $100/non-members, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalk vermont.com. A primer on fixed-base and plunge routers and laminate trimmers. This class provides a working knowledge of the router, table, operation, bits and accessories, jigs and templates (store-bought and shopmade). SCROLL SAW; HOLIDAY ORNAMENTS: One session, Monday, October 28, 1-4 p.m. or Monday, December/9, 6-9 p.m. 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $45/non-members, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Participants complete an ornament of their choice while learning the basics of the scroll saw.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-YOGA (9642). Students at all levels receive challenging instruction. KUNDALINI YOGA: Ongoing beginner classes, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8-9:45 a.m. Yoga Vermont, Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718. Open your body and expand your awareness through breathwork, asana, meditation, chanting and the healing tones of crystal bowls. MONTPELIER BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing classes at Geezum Crow Yoga, 37 Elm St., Montpelier. Info, 229-9922. Stretch, tone, sweat and smile. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Iyengar, prenatal, kids' & senior classes weekly. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogaver mont.com. Enjoy sweaty fun with a range of yoga choices, including astanga-style "power" yoga, for all levels of experience. ®

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Would you like to work in a relaxing home-like atmosphere in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington? Seeking nurses aid for daytime (6am - lpm) weekends (part-time) Also seeking RN/LPNper diem. If interested, contact Anita or Colleen at 862-0401.

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Community Skills Worker Innovative case management program in the greater St. Albans area seeks an active, mature individual to work one-on-one and in small groups?

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children with emotional difficulties preferred. Send resume a n d 3 w r i t t e n references t o : If you are interested please send resume to: Marc A d a m s - CAP Director Saint Albans CAP 35 Catherine Street St. Albans, V T 05478 or fax at 802-524-1777

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player skills. Emergency on-call duty required/rotating basis. Fax or mail resume with cover letter: Fax: 802-864-4005, 275 Northgate Road, Burlington,VT 05401.

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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services Administrative Assistant Energetic and personable administrative assistant sought t o provide support t o the Baird Administrative T e a m . Position functions as reception back-up as well. Must be flexible, able t o juggle multiple tasks/priorities and a t e a m player. Proficiency in w o r d processing a n d familiarity with database usage a plus. Attention t o detail a n d confidentiality needed. C o v e r letter, resume a n d 3 references t o Patricia Doyle. Support Companion/Family Support Services Provide 1 : 1 support to children w h o are experiencing severe emotional and behavior challenges. T h e s e therapeutic services are to be delivered in collaboration with case m a n a g e m e n t , focusing on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their h o m e , school and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport building skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. Minimum of a Bachelor's degree and/or t w o years experience in human services, with emphasis on children with special needs. Valid V T driver's license and auto insurance required. 37.5 hours/week; afternoons, evenings and weekends. Extensive training and benefits. Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. Send resumes to A i m e e Vaillancourt,

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Teaching Position T h e C o m m u n i t y H i g h School of V e r m o n t is seeking a certified teacher to lead the secondary/adult literacy program at the St. .Albans C o m m u n i t y Correctional Service Center. Candidates m u s t hold a V T Teacher's Licensure. Preference will be given to those w h o possess an endorsement in special education. T h i s is a u n i q u e professional o p p o r t u n i t y to participate in a statewide alternative education program. T h e base salary is $ 3 2 , 7 8 0 - negotiable d e p e n d i n g o n credentials, plus a full benefit package. Prior applicants need to reapply. For application a n d position description, contact V T D e p a r t m e n t of Personnel, 110 State Street, D r a w e r 20, Montpelier, V T 0 5 6 0 2 - 3 0 0 1 . D e a d l i n e for submission of the standard state application is 10/25/02. Use Job C o d e # 6 1 1 9 0 1 .

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Marketing Coordinator I Editorial Excellent writer, editor, and publications specialist with strong organizational skills sought to support the marketing activities of northern New England's premiere performing arts center. Demonstrated writing skills and a sharp editor's pencil a must. BA in English, journalism, marketing, arts administration, or related field and one to t w o years' relevant experience preferred. Familiarity w i t h regional media, knowledge of Microsoft Office applications are plusses. Arts lovers encouraged to apply. Send cover letter a n d r e s u m e by Friday, Nov. 1 (no p h o n e calls, p l e a s e ) : Marketing Coordinator, Marketing D e p a r t m e n t Flynn Center for the Performing Arts 153 Main Street, Burlington, V T 05401

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Circus Smirkus, an arts and education organization providing an environment for kids and adults to collaborate in the adventure of circus arts, is seeking to fill the following positions:

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E D U C A T I O N ASSISTANT Motivated, creative individual to assist the Education Director. Qualified applicants must have a practical knowledge of the VT educational system and be willing to undertake a variety of tasks and projects. Experience in the arts a plus. Part time position eventually working into full time. C A M P AND TOUR NURSE The CAMP NURSE will care for the kids, counselors, and coaches at one or more of our camp sessions (1 or 2 week sessions) throughout the summer. The Smirkus Camp is located in Craftsbury, VT at Sterling College. Each session includes up to 65 campers, and approximately 15 counselors and coaches. The TOUR NURSE will travel on tour and care for the kids, counselors, and coaches on tour throughout the summer. The Circus Smirkus Big Top Tour travels throughout New England performing 75 shows in 15 locations. The total Tour Company includes up to 75 youth and adults. .

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Trouper Director heads up our counseling team on our summer Big Top Tour. Responsibilities include training and managing a team of youth counselors, overseeing the activities of thirty 11- to 18-year-olds and maintaining parent communication. Experience in management of youth programs f must, s v" Experience with the arcs a plus. Position is part-time f r o m . January to April, full time May to June 1 s t and on-site residence beginning June 1 s t to the end of August. For consideration for any of these positions, please send letter and resume to: Mary Blouin, c/o Circus Smirkus, 1 Circus Rd., Greensboro, V T 05841.

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CVHS is hiring a full-time Administrative Assistant/Volunteer C o o r d i n a t o r f o r our shelter in Barre.This position includes database management and d o n o r recognition; Volunteer recruitment, orientation, and scheduling; organizing Annual Rabies Clinic and Volunteer Appreciation Picnic, and more. T h e ideal candidate will be mature, outgoing, well spoken, and friendly while maintaining a professional attitude in times of stress. A c o m p u t e r literate, extremely organized and multi-task-oriented individual with outstanding writing skills will excel in this position. If you want t o w o r k with a group of fun people and animals, please send cover letter and resume to: Shannon McDonald ^ Central V e r m o n t H u m a n e Society P O Box 687 Montpelier, V T 05601 O r email t o cvhs@vtlink.net More information at www.cvhumane.com

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Spectrum DAEP is seeking both men and women to facilitate educational classes in Burlington, St. Albans & Middlebury for men who batter women. We are seeking both full and part-time facilitators. The Facilitator position could include evening and weekend hours. An understanding of domestic violence and multicultural perspective is desired. Please send a letter of interest and resume to:

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RESPITE PROVIDER NEEDED Compassionate young man with a great sense of humor seeks an individual or couple willing to provide respite support services in their wheelchair accessible home, preferably in the Franklin County area. People with big hearts who are willing to learn new skills are needed. Regularly scheduled work is available. Generous pay for the right provider. Please contact Crystal Terrazzano at 524-6555 ext. 607 for more information and an application.

SCHOOL BASED COMMUNITY SUPPORT Seeking person to support an 18 —yr. old young lady at Richford High School. Individual will assist her with daily personal care, mobility, and communication activities. Ideal candidate should posses past work experience with persons with disabilities, LNA preferred. Position is 35 hrs/wk, offers paid training, competitive wage, and benefits. For more information please contact Nikki Brisson at NCSS, 868-3523 ext. 231. Please send resume to HR Dept., NCSS, 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478. No phone calls please. EOE

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Vermont's Premier "On Demand" Delivery Service Looking For Professionals Logistics administration/Dispatcher - Vermont's premier On Demand, Time Critical delivery and Logistic service is looking for an organized, detail oriented, and selfstarting individual. Professional communication skills and self-confidence needed to work with nationwide consumer base. We are looking for a dependable professional that we can think on their feet, work independently and handle pressure gracefully. Must work 3rd shift weekends and 2nd shift weeknights. Please submit resuml no longer than November 1, 2002 to: Attn: Abbott D. Abbott II Vermont Courier Inc. 444 Shunspike Rd. Williston, VT 05495 or Fax: (802) 865-1106 or email: abbott@Vermontcourier.com

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Opportunity for bright, energetic, environmentally astute person with excellent communication and teamwork skills, to work at the Lake Champlain Basin Program (LCBP) Office in Grand Isle, VT. Work with the LCBP staff to coordinate overall implementation of the Lake Champlain Basin Aquatic Nuisance Species (ANS) Management Plan. Serve as liaison with technical and professional staff working on ANS issues in NY, VT, and Quebec. Requires three years related experience with BS degree in Environmental Science or related field. Job descriptions available 978-323-7929. Apply by November4,2002.

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Seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children and families. Position provides direct service to children in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, and social skills training. Case Managers are responsible for creating an interagency/ interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Applicant should possess a BA, or an AS with comparable experience. Excellent collaborative and communication skills a must.

Looking for a respite provider in Georgia area to work with a child every other weekend from Friday evening to Sunday evening in your home. Experience with Developmental Delay/PDD preferred. A home that is away from traffic or fenced in yard, non-smokers, caring, willingness to learn and consistent. Looking for long-term commitment. Call Valerie at 868-3523, ext. 229.

Aquatic Nuisance Species Coordinator Environmental Analyst

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2002-03 LICENSED OPENINGS Hinesburg Community School L O N G - T E R M S U B S T I T U T E - 5-6 classroom teacher position from December 2002 to the end of the school year. Application deadline - November 1, 2002.

2002-03 NON-LICENSED OPENINGS Hinesburg Community School I N T E N S I V E A S S I S T A N T - Primary level, full-time, school year P A R A - E D U C A T O R - Elementary level, part-time, school year

Charlotte Central School C O A C H E S - Basketball, Baseball, Softball Coaches Needed!!! Must be available five days a week from 2:45-6:00 p.m. Basketball Season: Mid Nov.-Feb. Baseball/Softball Season: Mid April-June. Starting salary is $1,600, send your resum^ to Mike Dinicola, C.C.S., 408 Hinesburg Rd., Charlotte, V T 05445.

Champlain Valley Union High School 9 T H G R A D E SPECIAL E D P A R A - E D U C A T O R - Position available to cover a leave of absence from October 18, 2002 through December 2 0 , 2002 with a possibility of being extended. C U S T O D I A N - 3 R D S H I F T - Hours 10:00 p.m. to 6:30 a.m. Monday through Friday. Full benefits, competitive pay for experience or training available. 482-7177 or pick up application at the C V U Office, 369 C V U Road, Hinesburg, V T 05461.

Chittenden South Supervisory Union BUS DRIVERS - Openings available. Regular routes. Starting salary is $10.50/hour. Please call Ken Martin at 482-7120.

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Innovative, nationally recognized community coalition seeks 1 /4-time Community Assessment Specialist with experience blending quantitative and qualitative evaluation methods to get the most meaningful results. Candidate will have ability to research and develop appropriate evaluation measures responsive to community needs a n d objectives, experience with state and federal grants, and present outcome data to key stakeholders to guide program planning a n d sustainability. Ability to work as a team player with adults a n d teens essential. Deadline for resume a n d references October 25, 2002 to:

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PPNNE'S mission is to provide, promote and protect access to reproductive health care so that all people can make voluntary choices about their health. We are looking for a full-time Site Manager for the Burlington Health Center to manage all operations for the contraceptive and abortion programs. This is a leadership position that requires personnel management and development of staff and medical providers, setting and monitoring the annual budget, oversight of daily operations, and systems thinking to ensure outstanding patient care. Health care management experience and computer skills are required. We offer a progressive, learning-oriented and team-based work environment with competitive salary and benefits. Respond by November 8 with resume, cover letter, three professional references, and salary requirements to: Regional Manager PPNNE 23 Mansfield Avenue Burlington, Vermont 05401

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D i r e c t o r o f Facilities P o s i t i o n 40 Hours per week - Monday-Friday Seeking a Facilities Department Director. This is a Department Head position reporting to the City Manager. The Director will be responsible for the supervision of the facilities staff performing the dayto-day custodial work and maintenance of designated city buildings and parks, and events set-up at the Civic Center. Additionally, the Director will be responsible for devetopinÂŽ and executing short and s.j$$fl| long-term preventative maintenance and capital improvement programs for all city facilities and lands. Will be responsible for managing an annual budget and providing extensive inputs to future budgets. Desirable candidate will have extensive experience with building and facility maintenance, workplace safety and maintenance supervision. Planning and budgeting skills are a necessity as are strong administrative and computer skills. Salary range is $33,000-$38,000 DOQ. Application deadline is 5:00pm on Wednesday, October 30,2002. The City of Barre offers an excellent benefit package including health, dental and life insurance, pension (employer contributed) and 457 Deferred Compensation plan (employee contributed), vacation and sick time. To apply send cover letter, resume and 3 work-related references to:

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Resident Outreach Coordinator Northgate Apartments in Burlington, VT seeks a dynamic and knowledgeable addition to its Resident's Association staff. The Resident Outreach Coordinator (ROC) is responsible for coordinating and organizing social services and referrals for Northgate residents. ROC will work closely with residents regarding issues that impact our community's quality of life, including but not limited to: conflict resolution, neighborhood watch, housing programs, health services referrals, parent workshops, etc. ROC will coordinate, set deadlines for, publish, and distribute monthly Newsletter. ROC will actively participate in Regional and Statewide Coordinators networks and trainings. ROC will be responsible to identify and assess community needs and enact a program to meet those needs. Applicants should hold a Bachelor's degree in related field and at least 2 years experience working in human services. Interested applicants should send letter of interest, resume, and 2 letters of recommendation by November 15th to:

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EMPLOYMENT Program Assistant sought to work with a developmentally disabled 51-year old man in the Montpelier/Calais area. Applicants must have the ability to work independendy and deal with challenging behaviors; possess a high school diploma or GED. This 30 hr./week day support position is compensated at $ll/hr. and includes paid holidays, vacation, sick, personal leave and eligibility for medical & dental insurance. Contact Wendell Cilley.

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Vermont College HUMAN RESOURCE ASSISTANT T h e U n i o n Institute &C University, a national university offering Bachelor's, Masters, and P h . D . s degrees to adult learners, seeks an experienced h u m a n resource generalist to serve as a H u m a n Resource Assistant at Vermont College. T h i s position reports directly to the H u m a n Resources office in Cincinnati and will perform a wide range of h u m a n resources duties in support of staff and faculty at o u r Montpelier and Brattleboro locations. Qualifications include a Bachelors degree in a related field and a m i n i m u m of 2 to 3 years previous h u m a n resources generalist experience. Excellent organizational and writing skills, professional demeanor and appearance, ability w o r k independently and to successfully interact with all levels within and external t o the U n i o n Institute & University, excellent attention to detail and ability to handle multiple responsibilities. Medical/dental benefits, life/disability insurance, retirement plan, 2 0 paid vacation days and 12 sick days per year, 14 paid holidays and tuition benefits if enrolled at U n i o n Institute and University. Submit letter of application, resume, three references and salary requirement o n or before O c t o b e r 29, 2 0 0 2 to:

Program Assistant - potential opening for a unique program providing support in the community to a man with autism. This is a four day/week day support program based in central Vermont with optional monthly weekend coverage. Responsibilities include a great deal of outdoor and physical activity. Applicants must be patient, willing to work with a team, and able to deal with challenging behaviors. Qualifications: high school diploma or GED, experience in the field of developmental disabilities. Male preferred due to personal care issues. Substitute staff is also being sought for this program. Contact Jeff Maerder or Beth Gatez. Applicants must have a reliable vehicle, clean driver's record and insurance which meets the standard set by the Agency.

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OWN AND BUILD YOUR OWN business. With full support of a major publishing house. Full-time position to display books in schools at 50-70% off retail prices, in Northern VT and NY state. Ultimate soft sell, repeat business, no investment for inventory, ongoing training and support, need big SUV or mini van and 6ft x 6ft. to store books, 30K-40K first year, unlimited potential. 1-888-682-6658. RESTAURANT, MEXICALI: Line cooks, prep cooks, dishwashers. Apply in person at Mexicali, Taft Corners, Williston. 879-9492. SPECIAL EDUCATOR: Small, progressive human services agency seeks Special Educator 20-30 hrs./week to provide Case Management and Instructional Services to children with special needs in the Burlington and Middlebury areas. Skilled, experienced applicants looking for an exceptional opportunity, call Robert at 802-295-9100. THE GROOMING GALLERY seeks experienced dog groomer. 878-8767.

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• work wanted BARTENDER FOR HIRE: Experienced Bartender with a wide repertoire of cocktails seeks full or part-time employment. Also available for private parties or catering events. Call Dan Lewin, 863-5276 or 598-3030 (cell). EXPERIENCED E.C.E. TEACHER/NANNY looking for part-time childcare job(s). Available nights and weekends. Please call, 865-6905. P/T ARTIST ASSISTANT: Available to work with F/T Artist. I offer design degree, background in textiles, printmaking, and graphics. Responsible, energetic, and organized with knowledge of most office software. Call Michelle 872-9060.

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• lost & found DID YOU ABANDON A BIKE at the waterfront? Call and identify at 598-7194. LOST KITTEN: Black with white under neck, white front paws, white knee socks with black circle on back left leg. Very friendly. Missing on South Union St. near Adams School building and Bayview. Very much loved. If found please call 865-5193.

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ANALOG SYNTHESIZERS! New Minimoog Voyagers, Limited Edition, signed by Bob Moog. Now available at the Guitar Center, www.moogmusic.com. (AAN CAN) BEAUTIFUL 1930'S DOBRO with original case and equally beautiful Hammered Dulcimer. Looking to trade for nice, older, acoustic guitar. 6580401, day and evening.

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kitchen, basement. $1200/mo. 802-496-3980 N. FERRISBURGH: Unique, large 2-bedroom apt., new carpet/paint, gas heat, beautiful country setting. Western exposure. Cat OK. Avail. 11/15 or 12/1. $850/mo.+ utils. Call 425-4290. S. BURLINGTON: Immaculate 2-bedroom townhouse, gas, W/D, DW. Fresh paint, end unit. No smoking. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-862-0449. S. BURLINGTON: Sunny, fourseasons home on Lake Champlain. 5 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, den, open kitchen, dining room, living room w/fireplace, four parking spaces. Lake privileges w/dock & mooring. Recreation room incl. hot tub & pool table. Avail. 1/1, possibly earlier. Minutes from Red Rock Park, easy-access to Rt. 89. Mature, nonsmoking, profs, preferred. $2000/mo. + utils. Call Lindy or Amy, 658-6038. S. BURLINGTON: Very nice,

plete approximately 11/15. Off-street parking, laundry. $1350/mo. 657-3694. WINOOSKI: Spacious 1+ bedroom, gas heat, off-street parking, coin-op laundry. New gas stove, new paint. Pets OK. Avail. 11/1. $700/mo. 383-5406. WINOOSKI: Sunny, spacious 2-bedroom near St. Mikes w/2 porches, giant living room, hdwd floors, quiet neighbors, off-street parking, garage. $900/mo. 434-8504, http://www.nbraasch.com/apt. WINOOSKI: The Winooski Housing Authority anticipates openings for spacious, sunny 3 and 4 bedroom townhouse apartments. Located on the busline, large, eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-ups and 24 hour oncall/emergency maintenance. These units are federally subsidized, eligibility is determined by income and family size. Eligible applicants would pay no more than 30% of

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quiet, sunny, immaculate 2-bedroom +, 1.5 bath, end-unit condo. Large, newly finished family room, fireplace, W/D, garage, etc. 6 mins. to UVM/hospital. No pets. Must see. $1395/mo. 802-425-2374. S. HERO: Newly renovated large 2-bedroom, first floor, village apt. No dogs/smoking. $800/mo. 802-372-4542. SHELBURNE: 2-bedroom, 1bath, lake front on quiet dead end street. Looking for clean/quiet tenant(s). No smoking/pets. $1350/mo., incl. heat. $2025/dep. Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348. STARKSBORO: 3-bedroom house on 715-acre site with mountain trails, stream. $1200/mo. + utils. Email: jim@cgcvt.org or call Jim at 482-3670. UNDERHILL CENTER: 1-bedroom, country location. Mountain views. No pets. Avail. 11/1. $650/mo. + utils. 899-3007. WATERBURY: 4-bedroom, very spacious. Renovation will be complete by 11/1. Off-street parking, laundry, tons of storage. Hdwd floors. Avail. 11/1. $1200/mo. Call 865-3820. WILLISTON: 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, bright kitchen, 2 car garage in very nice neighborhood. No smoking, pets negotiable. $2250/mo. + utils., incl. lawn care and driveway plowing. $2250/dep. Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348. WILLISTON: Log cabin near Catamount Family Center. 3bedrooms, deck with view, fireplace. $1425/mo. + utils. Includes Catamount family membership. Call 878-6529. WINOOSKI: 2 bedrooms, very clean, new windows, new gas heat, off-street parking. Cat OK. $625/mo. 865-9211. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt. Nice neighborhood. Brand new unit. Construction will be com-

their income for rent including utilities. Please call 6552360, ext. 21, for more information or stop by our office, 83 Barlow Street, Winooski for an application. EOH. WINOOSKI: The Winooski Housing Authority anticipates openings for centrally located, sunny, open spaced, secured, one bedroom and studio apartments for the elderly and disabled. These apartments are on the busline, laundry facilities on site, with 24 hour oncall/emergency maintenance. The units are federally subsidized, eligibility is determined by income. Eligible applicants would pay no more than 30% of their income for rent including utilities. For more information call 655-2360, ext. 21 or stop by our office at 83 Barlow Street, Winooski for application. EOH.

• for sale BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath townhouse. New carpeting/flooring, freshly painted. Excellent condition. Near bike path & lake. $129,900. 401-338-6625. CASH: Sold Real Estate and receiving payments on a mortgage and note? I'll pay you cash for your remaining payments. Frank, 802-462-2552. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2bath, overlooks Winooski River. Single family, 1400 sq. ft., finished new living space, incl. wood/tile/vinyl floors down & carpet up. White walls, natural woodwork. All systems upgraded. New furnace 2002. Slate roof. W/D & DW. 1000 sq. ft walkout basement can be renovated for additional living space or apt. Off-street parking & yard w/Jarge trees. 1 mile to FAHC & UVM. $189,000. Pre-qualified buyers only. Call 8788949 for info.-

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• room for rent BURLINGTON: 11/1-3/30, 2 rooms. Cozy, hostel North End, piano, wood stove. $350/mo., incl. utils. References. 865-3730. BURLINGTON: 11/151/15/03. M/F for small bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Great location, downtown Burlington, hdwd floors, furnished. Very nice. $325/mo. + utils. 802-310-1194.

• housemates ALL AREAS, ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Roommate.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail, in adorable Old North End home. No drinking/drugging. One cute cat. One wonderful woman. Off-street parking, W/D, garden. Price negotiable. Call 863-1949. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Spacious, bright, views.$400/mo. + 1/2 utils. 865-2146. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt., looking for third F roommate. Prof. pref. 5 min. walk to downtown/bike path/waterfront. W/D, partially furnished, DW, off-street parking, back yard. $435/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call Pat, 864-3455. BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean, creative: music, art & gay-frrendty house near hospi-* tal. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. Call Elvis, 660-8200. BURLINGTON: F roommate wanted to take over lease Nov. 1-June 1. 3M/1F, 1 cat, musically friendly, parking. Students. $425/mo. + 1/5 utils. 863-0136 or 3242270, Ashlee. BURLINGTON: F to share 5bedroom apt. with four college age females. Near downtown. Avail. ASAP or 11/1. $360/mo. + 1/5 utils. 863-1705. BURLINGTON: Looking for NS F to share large sunny 2-bedroom apt on North Ave. Prefer grad. student or prof. Walking distance to downtown and bike path. Avail immed. Must like cats. $395/mo. + 1/2 util. Call 651-8861. BURLINGTON: Mature, prof., housemate to share clean, quiet, Red Rocks condo, fireplace, W/D, pvt. bath, bike path nearby. No smoking/pets. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. 6602877, before 8 p.m. BURLINGTON: Old North End. Spacious 2-bedroom apt. needs roommate for large, sunny room. Avail. 11/1. $300/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Chris at 864-6024. BURLINGTON: Open-minded individual wanted to share 2bedroom apt. near downtown. Off-street parking. No pets. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. + dep. Wayne, 863-4253. BURLINGTON: Roommate needed to share large 2-bedroom apt. with M. Closets, offstreet parking, W/D, hdwd floors, windows everywhere. No pets. Lease ends Aug 2003. $375/mo. + utils. Dan, 802-660-9967. BURLINGTON: Seek roommate .to share nice 2-bedroom townhouse condo with cool 3 2 YO prof. M. Large, furnished, 2nd bedroom (11x17). Ready to move in. Off-street parking. 1 mile to UVM, 1.5 miles to Church St. Ideal for grad student, professor, professional. No smokers. Short-term OK, 3 mos. min. Avail, immed. $500/mo., includes all but phone. 233-4244.

BURLINGTON: Seeking prof, for 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom condo. Three floors with laundry, hdwd floors, pvt. bath. No dogs. Avail. 3/1/03. $400/mo., incl. utils. 655-1547. BURLINGTON: Seeking roommate to share huge, 3-bedroom, 3-bath, beautiful Red Rocks condo. Private bed/bath, hot tub, laundry, parking. Must like dogs. $500/mo. + utils. Call Meg 864-0605. CHARLOTTE: 20 mins. to Burlington. 1-bedroom in 2bedroom house. Laundry, yard, deck, garden. Share kitchen, living room, bath. Avail, now. $500/mo., incl. utils. 425-4658. CHARLOTTE: Fourth housemate to share roomy 4-bedroom. Quiet neighborhood, 20 min. drive to Burlington. House amenities include W/D, storage and more. We're laidback profs, looking for likeminded to share our living space. No dogs, cat-friendly a must. Avail. 11/1. $550/mo., incl. all. Chris, 425-7722. CHARLOTTE: Looking for a fourth roommate to share country home. Sunny bedrooms, views of lake/Adirondacks, 1 mile to commuter rail. $400/mo. + utils. 1 month dep. 425-6212 or 864-3672 x l 0 3 6 . CHARLOTTE: Mature, interesting person to share large country home w/couple. Swimming pond, garden, walking/skiing trails in a beautiful landscape. No smoking/pets. $375/mo. + 1/3 utils. 4253 3 0 1 or 425-3355. ESSEX: 2 rooms in country house, 13-acres. Help create an intentional community w/two other ecologically and spiritually mindful people. $375/mo. + utils. 872-9214. ESSEX: Seeking young, prof. Close to' IBM, 20 a ere?," pond, outdoor hot tub. Dogs OK. Great setting. $400/mo. + utils. Call Steve at 764-4012 (days), 878-3636 (eves). HUNTINGTON: 2/3 bedroom country house. Yard, garden, horses. Fun, relaxing scene. No smoking/pets, dogs provided. $250-500/mo. depending on arrangements. Heidi, 434-7492. JEFFERSONVILLE: Seeking F, 40-60 YO, to share freshly renovated 4-bedroom farmhouse. Approx. 30 mins. from Copley Hospital & Northwestern Medical Center. 10 mins. from Smuggler's Notch. Lots of land for hiking, biking, snowshoeing/gardening, etc. Large barn avail, for horses. $500/mo. + dep. Deborah, 802-644-8032. JERICHO: Private, spacious living room, bedroom and bathroom. Share large kitchen & dining room, deck & garden. No smoking/pets. $550/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 899-4878. MONKTON: Country housing for one, 2 rooms, attached to comfortable farmhouse. Furnished, phone, quiet, good for grad student, animal lover. $500/mo. + utils. (work off $100). 802-453-3612. RICHMOND: Roommate wanted to share 3-bedroom house. M/F, mature, prof./grad. student. No smoking/pets. W/D, garage, nice neighborhood and land with deck/garden. Walkable to downtown Richmond. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call for Pam, 4348531. SHELBURNE: Open-minded, responsible F roommate to share beautiful, roomy apt. Lots of light, beautiful yard, porch, newly painted/carpeted, W/D, DW. Great energy. Avail. 11/1. $600/mo. + utils. 233-5621. WINOOSKI: Looking for someone to share renovated apt. 10 mins. from Burlington. Parking, hdwd floors, new bathroom & kitchen. Avail. 11/1, $430/mo., incl. utils. + $430/dep. 3246305 (after 8 p.m., ThursVFriVSatySun. Between 9 a.m. - 1 p.m., Mon./Tues7Wed.)

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802-658-1212 AUDI A6 QUATTRO WAGON, 1998, pearl white/blk leather. All options. Third seat, premium sound. CD changer. Great condition. 75K miles. Books over 20K. Asking $17,500. 802-860-0658. BUICK CENTURY, 2 0 0 2 , custom sedan, 4 dr., dark blue, V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 24,957 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags, traction control. Best price, $14,995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802658-1212. BUICK PARK AVENUE, 1999, sedan, 4 dr., white, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 45,232 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags, leather. Best price, $15,400. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC DEVILLE, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., white, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 4 4 , 9 6 8 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., ABS, traction control, leather. Best price, $24,495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC. DEVILLE,, 2 0 0 1 ^ , sedan, 4 dr., beige/tan, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 18,993 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar, ABS, traction control. Best price, $28,900. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC ELDORADO, ETC, 2000, coupe 2D, white, V8/4.6L, auto, FWD, 31,556 miles, A/C, PS, PW, cruise, AM/FM/CD, traction control. Best price $27,895. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CADILLAC SEVILLE STS, 1999, touring sedan 4D, met. red, V8/4.6L, auto, FWD, 37,454 miles, A/C, PS, PW, cruise, AM/FM/CD, moon roof. Best price $25,895. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. CHEVROLET CAVALIER Z24, 2001, coupe, 2 dr., black, 4cyl/2.4L, 5 spd., FWD. 24,918 miles, A/C, PS, PL, PW, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., sun roof, rear spoiler. Best price, $11,985. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. DODGE CARAVAN MINIVAN, 2000, green, V6/3.3L, auto., FWD. 23,100 miles, second sliding door, seven passenger seating, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags. Best price, $11,875. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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HONDA ACCORD, 1993, station wagon, green, auto., 130K miles. Looks and drives great. Excellent condition. $4000. Call Pittsburgh, 518561-0998, leave message. HONDA CIVIC DX, 1990, Hatchback. 130K miles. Great runner, little rust. 4 studded snows. $ 9 5 0 . Ward, 6 5 8 - 2 7 7 5 (days). ISUZU TROOPER, 1990, 4WD, gray, all season tires. $1000. Call Amanda at 229-0279. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 2000, 4 dr., blue, 6-cyl/4L, auto., 4WD. 3 4 , 9 4 1 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags, roof rack. Best price, $13,995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802658-1212. MAZDA Ml ATA, 2 0 0 0 , MX5 SP, Special Edition. 6 spd. convertible, micro-mahogany, beige leather, power, nardi wood, white gauges, A/C, aluminum wheels, cover & rack, nonsmoker, limited edition. Girls love it. 24K highway miles. $ 1 6 , 9 0 0 . 8 0 2 864-2416. MITSUBISHI GALANT ES, 2001, sedan, 4D, Beige/tan, 4-cyl/2.4L, auto, FWD, 3 4 , 9 8 3 miles, A/C, PW, PS, cruise, AM/FM, air bags. Best Price, $ 1 1 , 9 9 0 Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., green, 4cyl/2.4L, auto., FWD. 8 7 5 0 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, traction control, leather. Best price, $16,135. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SSEI, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., black, V6/3.8L Supercharged, auto., FWD. 36,112 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., OnStar, dual front air bags, ABS, traction control, leather, sun roof. Best price, $21,475. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC FIREBIRD COUPE, 1999, 2 dr., blue, V6/3.8L, auto., RWD. 13,005 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS. Best price, $15,740. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2 0 0 1 , coupe, 2 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 3 5 , 5 7 0 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., dual front air bags, ABS, rear spoile r Best price, 802-6581212. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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W I L L I S T O N t o S T 0 W E . I need a ride from Williston (or Richmond Park & Ride). I work from 8 : 0 0 am - 5:00 pm. (40183) E S S E X J C T t o W I L L S T 0 N . I work M - F from 7 : 3 0 am - 5 pm, Isightly flexible. (40221) R I C H M O N D t o B E R L I N . I am looking for a ride M - F . My hours are flexible

TOYOTA RAV4, 2 0 0 1 , 4WD, silver, manual 5 spd., 29K miles (highway), A/C, radio/cass./CD, cruise, PL, PS, PW, rear window defroster/wiper, tinted glass. Excellent condition. $ 1 8 , 7 0 0 . 802-859-0792. TOYOTA TERCEL CE, 1997, sedan, dark green & tan, 4cyl/1.5L, 5 spd., manual FWD, A/C, PS, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags, extra new snow tires. Very excellent condition, records, one owner, 117K highway miles. $3900. 802-864-2416. TOYOTA TERCEL EZ, 1988, hatchback, gray, standard, 95K miles, inspected through February. Mechanically great. Needs body work. $500. 863-3726. VANAGON CAMPER, 1980, air-cooled engine runs great. Nice shape all around but needs minor body restoration for inspection. Easy project. Good deal at $1500. 802496-7128. VOLVO 2 4 0 GL, 1988, silver. Meticulously maintained. All service records avail. Immaculate inside/out. Separate set of Hakkapeliitta snows mounted: Car completely ready for winter. Easily worth high book price, but will negotiate. 8 0 2 - 9 8 5 - 8 1 9 8 . VOLVO 8 5 0 , 1996, sedan, 74K miles, auto., A/C, AM/FM cass. 100% dealer maintained. Great condition, dark gray. NADA retail, $ 1 1 , 4 2 5 . Asking $ 9 5 0 0 / 0 6 0 . 802862-7853.

TOYOTA TUNDRA, 2000, 4WD, V8, red, extended cab, auto., 4 dr., loaded, CD/Tape/AM/FM, cruise, tilt, bedliner, ABS. 55K miles. $18,495. 8 0 2 - 7 6 9 - 9 1 0 3 .

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PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 3 6 , 6 5 1 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., ABS, rear spoiler. Best price, $ 1 1 , 9 9 8 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 1997, coupe, 2 dr., red, V6/3.8L, auto, FWD, 58,514 miles, A/C, PS, PW, cruise, AM/FM/CD, sliding sun roof. Best price, $9998. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE SE, 1997, coupe, 2 dr., blue, 4cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 4 8 , 9 7 4 miles, A/C, PS, cruise, AM/FM cass., ABS, rear spoiler. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802658-1212. SAAB 900, 1995, 95K miles, new brakes, 5 spd., 6-CD changer, new tires, ski/snowboard rack. $8100/0B0. 453-7634.

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SUBARU LEGACY LS, 1995, wagon, 137K miles, AWD, ABS, auto., sunroof, A/C, cruise, cass. Well-maintained, runs great, $ 5 0 0 0 / 0 B 0 . Call Zoe 802-373-5490. TOYOTA CAMRY, 1991, A/C, CD, great tires, new brakes, in great mechanical condition. $1950/0BO. Call 5 9 8 - 8 5 8 1 or 524-7500. TOYOTA CAMRY DX, 1991, A/C, auto., blue, all power, new brakes, new exhaust, new snows. Great car. Great condition. $2800. Please call 899-1375. TOYOTA COROLLA CE, 2001, CE Sedan 4D, silver, 4cyl/1.8L, auto, FWD, 3 4 , 1 9 0 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM cass., front air bags. Best price $10,895. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. TOYOTA COROLLA VE, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., white, 4cyl/1.8L, auto., FWD. 4 3 , 5 9 9 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM cass., dual front air bags. Best price, $9995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

DODGE, 1993, 3 / 4 ton panel van. 2 sets of tires. 157K miles. Runs strong. Needs rear differential. $ 4 9 5 . Call 8 6 5 - 3 4 4 0 . Please leave a message. FORD RANGER, 2 0 0 1 , super cab, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.0L, auto., 2WD. 17,820 miles, XLT, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, ABS, sliding rear window, bed liner. Best price, $ 1 2 , 9 9 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . MAZDA B4000, 1997, V6, extended cab pickup, 5 spd., bed liner, A/C, ABS, 74,500K miles, new seasonal and 4 new snow tires. $ 8 8 0 0 . MUST SELL! 4 8 2 - 3 2 2 4 .

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W E S T F O R D t o W A T E R B U R Y . I am looking for a ride M-F, except Wednesday. My hours are 7 : 3 0 am - 4 : 1 5 pm. (40226)

B U R L I N G T O N to S. B U R L I N G T O N Shelburne Rd. I am looking for a ride during regular business hours. (40414).

J E R I C H O t o B A R R E . I am looking for a ride M-Sat. My hours are 8:30 - 6:00 pm. (40292)

B R O O K F I E L D T O S. B U R L I N G T O N I am looking for a ride during regular business hours. (40439)

7 : 3 0 am - 4 pm, slightly flexible. (40516)

B U R L I N G T O N t o S H E L B U R N E . I am looking for a ride M-F. My hours are 8 am t o 4 : 3 0 pm, with some flexibility. (40304)

B U R L I N G T O N to M O N T P E L I E R I am looking for a ride, M-F, 8 am - 3 pm, but can stay as late as 4 : 3 0 pm. (40441)

C H A R L O T T E t o R I C H M O N D . I am looking for a ride w/a non-smoker M-F. My hours are 8 am - 5:30 pm. ( 4 0 1 9 2 )

M I L T O N t o B U R L I N G T O N . I am looking for a ride T,W,Th, Sa & Su. My hours are noon t o midnight. (40305)

B U R L I N G T O N to N O R T H F I E L D I am looking for a ride, M-F, 8 am - 5 pm (40442)

E S S E X J C T t o W I L L I S T O N . I am looking for a ride M-F. My hours are flexible at 7 : 3 0 am - 5:00 pm. ( 4 0 2 2 1 )

S T A R K S B O R O t o B R I S T O L . I am looking t o share a commute M-F. My hours are 8:30 pm - 5:00 pm. ( 4 0 3 2 7 )

C H A R L O T T E t o W A T E R B U R Y . I am looking for a M-F. My hours are 7 : 1 5 am - 4 : 0 0 pm. ( 4 0 2 2 4 )

U N D E R H I L L to B U R L I N G T O N . (FAHC and surrounding area). I am looking t o share driving M - F, 8:00 am - 5:00 pm. ( 4 0 4 1 7 )

CHARLOTTE to M O N T P E L I E R I am looking t o share driving w / a n o n smoker for N . Ferrisburg, Charlotte, Hinesburg or Richmond t o Montpelier, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 8 am-4 pm or 9 am - 5 pm (flexible. (40448)

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Cadillac • Pontiac OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GL, 1998, sedan, 4 dr., white, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 5 4 , 4 5 4 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., ABS, traction control. Best price, $9996. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GLS, 1999, sedan, 4 dr., gold, V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 45,033 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., dual front air bags, leather. Best price, $11,995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GX, 1999, sedan, 4 dr., blue, V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 2 6 , 2 0 8 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., ABS, power seat. Best price, $11,495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GX, 1999, Sedan, 4D, white, V6 3.8L, auto, FWD, 3 2 , 6 9 1 miles, A/C, PW, PS, cruise, AM/FM cass., air bags. Best Price $ 1 0 , 4 6 5 . Call Shearer Pontiac, 8 0 2 - 6 5 8 - 1 2 1 2 . OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GX, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., green, V6/3.5L, auto., FWD. 4 8 , 7 3 8 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD cass., rear spoiler, ABS, dual front air " bags. Best price, $11,990. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802658-1212.

SATURN SL1, 1996, dark green, 88K miles (mostly highway), now snow tires, new CD system, A/C, 4 dr. $5000. 233-7532. SUBARU 4WD WAGON, 1988, "Silver Bells." 5 spd. Clean, all records, low rust. You need this reliable winter car. Get another 100K miles. Best Offer. 388-3828, Middlebury. SUBARU LEGACY LS, 1990, wagon, 105K miles, AWD, auto., moonroof, PW, PL, AC, CD player, snowboard rack, new all season and snow tires, some rust. $ 3 0 0 0 / 0 6 0 . Steve 863-5354.

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CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME (CTS) occurs when a nerve that goes into your hand is compressed or "pinched" causing tingling or pain in the hand. If left untreated the Chiropractic symptoms can worsen (wake you from sleep), progress to muscle weakness and finally muscle atrophy. Carpal Tunnel can develop from one or more areas such as: wrist, elbow, arm, s h o u l d e r and finally neck. As chiropractors, we can assess your condition and determine the cause. Through the use of chiropractic adjustments, therapeutic massage and r e h a b i l i t a t i v e exercises you m a y find t h e solution you've been looking for. To determine if chiropractic care is for you, call (802) 863-5828 to schedule a free 15-minute consultation.

DIVORCED, SEPARATED & NEVER MARRIED MEN. Meet one Saturday'night, each month in Burlington area to play cards, laugh, order pizza and shoot the breeze. Drop in as you please. Call 879-0231. CARING FOR THE CAREGIVER: Individuals caring for family members, neighbors and friends discuss common issues, share ideas and receive support. Faith United Methodist Church, S. Burlington, Thursday, October 24, 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4414. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women's Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I'm thinking about starting a loose group where such people can get together and talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. BEYOND SURVIVAL: A selfhelp support group for women healing from childhood sexual abuse. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m.7:30 p.m. 658-3198. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280.

"HELLENBACH" CANCER SUPPORT: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6-7 p.m. Wed. 6:458:30 p.m. Thurs., 7:30-9 p.m. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. For info call Brenda at 985-5655. BURLINGTON MEN'S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 79 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4830. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington. Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This "man-to-man" support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step — of 12 — and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL VIOLENCE: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Please call 388-4205 for info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free. Info, 862-4516. If you're ready to stop using drugs, this group of recovering addicts can offer inspiration. EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. Martin Luther King Lounge, Billings, UVM, Burlington. Free. Info, 658-3198. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. PARENTS OF YOUNG ADULTS USING HEROIN: Educational support groups forming in Burlington. Free. Info, 859-1230. If you suspect your child is using heroin or other opiates, this group offers an opportunity to learn and strategize. BATTERED WOMEN: Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. & Monday, 6-7:30 p.m. Burlington. Info, 658-1996. Women Helping Battered Women facilitates groups in Burlington. HEPATITIS C: Second Thursday of the month, 6:308:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 No. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 454-1316. This group welcomes people who have hepatitis C, as well as their friends and relatives. BRAIN INJURY: First Wednesday of the month. 6 p.m., Fanny Allen campus, Colchester. Info, 434-7244. Survivors and caregivers welcome; expert speakers often scheduled.

CEREBRAL PALSY: Support group for families. Bimonthly support and discussion group for parents, recreational outings for the whole family. Next event is a free swim at Racquet's Edge December 15, 3-4:30 p.m. ALZHEIMER'S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, The Arbors, 2nd Tues of month at 10 a.m. ADULTS EXPERIENCING THE DEATH OF A LOVED ONE: 2 Wed. evenings a month, First Congregational Church, Burlington. Info., 434-4159. ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE AND DEMENTIA FOR CAREGIVERS: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct, 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF HEROIN USERS: 2nd and 4th Thursday every month, 6-7 p.m. at ACT 1/Bridge at 184 Pearl St, Burlington. Info, 860-3567. PARKINSON'S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr, Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail, by calling 863-3982 in advance. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN: Mon. 5:30-7 p.m. Open to younger women 18-26 who have been or are currently being abused. Childcare provided. Call 658-1996 tor referral. ON OUR OWN: I would like to start a support group for orphaned young adults. If you are interested, please call 899-2867. Meetings in Burlington area. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: For people with cancer and their families. UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 2nd and 4th Mon, 5-6:30 p.m. Call 847-8400 for info. WOMEN'S CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Mon., 5-6:30 p.m. Call 847-8400 for info. BOOT CAMP FOR NEW DADS: Dads and dads-to-be learn about babies and their care. For more info and future dates call 864-7467. WOMEN SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: Every Wed. starting 4/3 and running for 10 weeks, from 6-7:30 p.m. For more info call the Women's Rape Crisis Center at 864-0555. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers & family. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Chittenden Food Shelf, 228 No. Winooski Ave. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644.

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): I predict that your dreams will soon have potent effects on your waking life; they'll hfelp transform conditions that had previously been resistant to change. Maybe you'll dream of being able to ripen green apples just by gazing upon them, for instance, and then find you have a comparable power to expedite evolution in the daytime. Or perhaps you'll dream of time-traveling back to ancient Rome and leading an uprising that frees thousands of slaves, and then later that morning figure out how to liberate yourself from an all-too-real oppression. And who knows what fun will ensue, Aries, after you dream of doing what you were forbidden or too inhibited to do when you were in high school?

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many of my neighbors place a high value on exploring and transforming their inner landscapes. If I were King of the World, every citizen would have an inalienable right not just to adequate food, housing, education and medical care, but also regular counseling with a wise advisor. Alas, our civilization is not sufficiently enlightened for that revolution. Until it is, Gemini, you should take matters into your own hands. And now, while you're at the top of your game, is a perfect astrological moment to initiate, expand or cultivate your access to such a guide.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): The cosmic powers have authorized me to grant you a double-strength, time-release dose of sweet certainty. During the coming grace period, your attraction to doubt will fade. A simple resolve will rise up in your heart every time you need one. Though at first the peace you experience may feel eerie, you could get so used to it that you'll forever abandon the chronic vacillation you've assumed was your lot in life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): It'll be a zigzag, flip-flop, whichend-is-up week, Virgo. Every plot twist will quickly split into at least two further plot twists; anything that looks like a trick ending will lead to what looks like another trick ending. Your natural talents for thinking on your feet and adapting on the fly will be even better than usual, though, so you're poised to thrive in slippery conditions that may befuddle weaker minds. M^advice? Act as if there's no script for the unfolding drama; treat every situation like an improv exercise in an acting class.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The key to Libran happiness, says master astrologer Steven Forrest, is to seek serenity within. He warns (Apr. 20-May 20): that you shouldn't go overboard My daughter Zoe is modest about trying to manipulate the external her poetry. She worries she hasn't world into becoming more tranearned the states of awareness she quil. That's not possible, and writes about. "I don't know if I'm besides, it's a distraction from the really as sensitive and deep as I real work, which is best done on make myself out to be," she conyourself. Now here's the really fessed as she handed me a beautiful exciting part of Forrest's theory: poem recently. I understand Zoe's The most reliable way for you to L E O (July 23-Aug. 22): Quoted concern. Am I as enlightened as I in the San Francisco Chronicle, Leo release tension is by putting yourappear to be, judging by the noble self in the presence of beauty; by actor Christian Slater bemoaned advice I dispense in these horoseeking out people and environaspects of his training. "I glommed scopes? Nope. Yet in the process of ments that elicit your deep sighs of on to the idea," he said, "that I had conjuring up inspirational messages to suffer for my art. Acting teachers esthetic enjoyment. At this particufor you, I find myself striving to lar moment in your astrological love to promote the idea that in live up to their moral power; I history, my dear, that's especially order to really get into character, become a better person. How useful advice. you've got to put yourself through about you, Taurus? Is there any gift emotional hell." Many of you Leos you can give or service you can have a similar attitude. You regard provide that will activate your doryour whole life as a work of art 21): It's your birthright to become mant potential? Is there any beauty that shines brightest when it flirts a master of desire, Scorpio. Two you can bring to life in your enviwith interesting pain. In the comrelated skills are involved. First, you ronment that will transform you ing months, though, you'll be have to regularly pare away all on the inside? called upon to make dramatic reviinessential desires and enthrone the sions in your approach to selfprecious few that are really imporexpression. I suggest you take your tant. Second, you have to steadily (May 21-June 20): I inspiration from Slaters new and shed outmoded goals to make live in Northern California, home of improved belief: "Now I'd say, room for fresh goals that will conmore psychotherapists per capita 'Don't suffer for your art.'" sistently lead you away from the than any place on earth. Though it's fun to joke about it, I'm pleased so

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past and into the future. It's a tough assignment. Most people never come close to accomplishing such refined potency, and they don't have half the number of desires you do. Can you pull it off? The coming weeks will be a turning point in your quest to claim this birthright.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): As you enter a more unpredictable phase, your fantasy life may become rather, uh, experimental. This'll be good — you're sure to dream up inventive solutions to problems — but you'll also have to guard against getting carried away. To curb excesses, I'm providing you with help from Sagittarian cartoon character Bart Simpson. If you start edging towards loopy intemperance in the coming weeks, repeat the following affirmations, which he has at one time or another written on his classroom's blackboard: "I will not eat things for money. I do not have diplomatic immunity. I will not teach others to fly. Organ transplants are best left to the professionals. Underwear should be worn on the inside. I will not sell miracle cures. I will not spank others. I will not do anything bad ever again."

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): There's only one miracle you could really make use of right now, Capricorn, and it would require a shift so simple and subtle you may be in danger of overlooking it. In a related development, the secret you need to know most is hidden in plain sight, not far from where you're sitting. Don't you dare make the mistake of searching for the cleansing truth in exotic places. In conclusion, the ordinary events of everyday life will be rich with revelations if you can outwit the sleepy numbness you

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20Feb. 18): Cancer cells are constantly developing in our bodies. Luckily, our immune systems routinely kill them off. Similarly, your mind always harbors pockets of crazy-making misconceptions and faulty imprints. They usually don't rise up and render you insane thanks to the psychic version of your immune system. And how can you stay strong in your ability to fight off sickness and madness? You know the drill: Eat healthy food, sleep well, get physical exercise, minimize stress, give and receive love. But here's another one that's not so widely advertised: Know what your life's purpose is and pursue it with all your heart. I encourage you to vigorously practice all these life-enhancing pleasures in the coming days, Aquarius. You're in a phase when you can add enormous strength to every function of your immune system.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Imagine you're swinging from the chandelier after midnight at the party of the year. The chandelier breaks, and you're thrown into the lap of an interesting-looking wallflower who's been sitting in the corner muttering into a cell phone all evening. The moment you land, the wallflower flatters you with outrageous praise, followed by an insightful critique of you that's both embarrassing and helpful, followed by another dollop of praise, followed by an invitation to leave for the airport together and get on a plane for Egypt. While this scenario may not literally occur, Pisces, it's a close metaphorical approximation of what your upcoming future will be like.

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I'M 4 7 YO. I D O N T HAVE A CAR. I D O N T have a lot o f money. I'm a caring individual w h o can offer you everything that money can't buy. I'm hooked on skiing and all outdoor activities. Please call me. Let's ski together. 3987

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SPM, 46, 5'7", 150 LBS., SEEKING YOUNGER, fit, adventurous companion for outdoor activities. I'm into running, hiking, cycling and xc skiing, but can learn new tricks. 3981

MONTPELIER AREA, UNENCUMBERED, SEEKS interesting companion(s) w/time & means go places & do things: Boating, dining, eclectic entertainment, dancing, fireworks, etc. Amiable, evolved, aware, informed, wi adventurous, serene. Countercultural, w/spir tual/metaphysical/esoteric interests, childlik delight. NS.3597 .

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DARK-EYED, CREATIVE, WHIMSICAL WOMAN slender, down-to-earth, reflective. Seeks 44YO man, who is happy, professional, aware, progressive, sensuous and loves to cook, slowly with a glass o f wine in his hand.359 THE BEST IS YET TO BE. LOVE AFTER 50. Attractive, sparkling SWPF, passionate abou travel, adventures, theatre and love. Seeks gentleman who is intelligent, attractive, cu tured and romantic.3590

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SWM ISO SF, 24-32, FOR LONG TERM SEXUAL relationship. I am 6*3", blonde thin w/blue eyes. I love animals, hiking, skiing, etc. 420 tolerant. 3979 PATIENT: SPECIAL, NS, M, 62, YOUTHFUL, hedonistic, occasionally inward, but believer in lightness of being. Rx: Nourishing, secure, progressive F t o help distract from anticipated depression having returned to Chittenden Co. after six months in Paris. LTR possible. 3978 VERMONT GUY LOOKING FOR VERMONT lady, 19-22. I'm a firefighter. I spend time in the w o o d s , hiking. I also enjoy working on race cars. I'm 5 ' 9 " , 130 lbs. 3977 YOUTHFUL, SM, 41, GOOD-LOOKING, OPENminded, w o r l d traveler. I enjoy music, dancing, reading, o u t d o o r activities, and adventure. Seeking attractive, SF, 25-35, open t o possibilities. 3895 SWM, 43, 6'o", 190 LBS., SCULPTOR, WHO likes to laugh, cook, bike, the arts, antiques, long walks, rides t o nowhere, romance and so much more. ISO a lifetime lady w i t h similar interests. Children welcome. 3894 STACY, YOU RESPONDED TO MY AD "COWBOY boots in bed, no spurs, w i n k . " You left no phone number. I liked what I heard in your abbreviated message. I'll wait. In my cave. Alone. For your call. 3893 IN THE WOODS IS PERPETUAL YOUTH. THERE the currents o f the universal being circulate through me. I am the lover o f uncontained and immortal beauty. NS, middle aged, runner, writer, artist, tutor, wishes t o meet free spirit for nature all meditation. 3892 LOOKING TO MEET NEW FRIENDS. AVERAGE DWM w o u l d like t o meet average D/S, WF, 40+, for lunch, conversation. Not into bar scene. Call and let's see what happens. Who knows?3891

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FRIENDSHIP FIRST! F I N A N C I A L L Y S E C U R E , active, fit, humorous, college-educated SPM. Seeks SWF, 33-44, to share gourmet cooking, lake swimming, hiking, motorcycling, meaningful conversation and your likes too. 3802

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Artistic, SWM, 30, enjoys poetry, painting, drawing, walking, bicycling, movies, computers. Seeking lighthearted, funny, artistic, smart, independent SF, 20-39, f ° r possible relationship. 3339

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CYNICAL, IRREVERENT, S O M E T I M E S IMPATIENT, overeducated, well-heeled, NS, DWM, baby boomer, into cars, boats and skiing as well as sex, drugs and rock'n roll. Seeks unpretentious, self-assured, NS, SWF with a good body, spirit and heart. 3581

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W A N T E D FOR LTR (EVENTUALLY/HOPEFULLY). SF, 30-45 YO, NS, small/medium build, honest, sense of humor and willing to sincerely attempt to conquer the 5 C's of a relationship: Commitment, communication, compromise, caring and cuddling. Criteria negotiable. Call for "interview".4104

FALL F O R W A R D , WAIT, I T S SPRING F O R W A R D . Doesn't matter, I love fall, the crisp clear air of autumn is phenomenal. DWM, 32, looking for cute, honest SF, 22-34, to get to know before we keep each other warm this winter.3779

LOOKING FOR THE FUN, LAUGHS AND WONderful times only two women can share! SWF, ISO SF, ready to share walks, hikes, nights out or cuddling on the couch. Hoping to find someone to share my passions for life, social justice and love.. 4086

6'o", G O O D - L O O K I N G , S E C U R E , R O M A N T I C . optimist desires to meet graceful, fair, feminine, gracious, classy woman 33-48, for friendship, possibly more. You wouldn't place your own personal, but may respond. Intelligence, perspective, humor, character, spirit are key. Prefer shapely, curvaceous, fit. 3775 PHD. W E L L - B A L A N C E D N S P , S O C I A L D R I N K E R . I like dogs and guns and love my country home were I spend my weekends. Very fit, love the outdoors, mid-50's, looking for a kindred spirit, weight and height appropriate. 3772

AND BROADLY EDUCATED MAN

SWM, 40, E N J O Y S N A S C A R RACING, T H E outdoors, quiet times, walking the dog, spending time with friends, eating out, all water sports. Seeking SF with the same interests for fun, possible LTR, casual sex optional, looking for good times, blue eyes. 3766 SWDM, ISO A T H L E T I C , A T T R A C T I V E , F, 25-45. I'm 6'6", former college hoop player, love the outdoors, sports, movies, motorcycles, horses, children. Have part-time custody of two-year old son. Honesty, respect and love of life a must. Montpelier area. 3765

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OPEN M Y DESIRES! S W M , Y O U N G 40, S M O K ER, 420 friendly, good build &. looks. Seeks slender woman, 30-40, who desires affection, attention & intimacy. I'm fun, outgoing and very lovable. Let me be your new winter blanket. Call me.3764

BEST GIRL W A N T E D : 35-45, L O O K I N G F O R attractive, active partner for outdoor/indoor activities. Enjoy kayaking, rock climbing, music, dancing, arts, movies, good food & wine, and other adventurous activities. Let's chat.3685 BURLINGTON A R E A , S M , N U D I S T , 52, A D V E N turous honest, open-minded, caring, romantic. ISO SF, who enjoys candlelight, satin sheets, massage, bubble baths, the outdoors and being pampered. Not afraid to try new things. Loves to cuddle. LTR possible. Age unimportant. 3681 33 Y O , S M , H E A L T H C A R E P R O F . , A T T R A C TIVE, laid-back, musically inclined, avid cyclist, wakeboarder, skier, hiker. ISO attractive, upbeat, kind-natured, SF to share common and new activities. 3677

T A L L , A T T R A C T I V E , H E A R T B R O K E N , 32 Y O , SWM, looking for an attractive, intelligent, athletic F consort, between 20-40 for philosophical, artistic, and scientific discourse, plus the occasional meal, movie, and sunset companionship. N/S N/D a plus, but not a requirement. 3566

L O O K I N G T O M E E T S O M E W O N D E R F U L LADIES out there. To become great friends and more. I'm a Virgo, loving, warm, caring, friendly, kind, helpful, loyal and lots more. 4107

1957 V I N T A G E V E H I C L E WITH C L E A N L I N E S , firm seats, handsome dashboard, spacious trunk/luggage rack, new rubber, powerful engine, responsive handling, and a full tank of fuel seeks F, 30-45, to ride and drive for the pleasure of travel/discovery. 3781

L O O K I N G F O R A F E L L O W PILGRIM T O S E T T L E with. I've discovered that it is impossible to be successful alone. Reckon, we can do it right, grow and flourish, making the best of what Providence has for us.3761

27 Y O , CENTRAL GREEN MOUNTAIN BOY looking for someone kind to hike, bike, snowboard, reason, and/or kick it with.3567

A W O N D E R F U L G U Y : S W M , 29, s ' i i " , B L U E eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3253

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I AM A HAPPY, HEALTHY, CONSIDERATE, communicative NS, 41 YO, vegetarian. My passions are playing music, outdoor activities, learning, growing, sharing, and exploring. ISO a woman without children, who likes to exercise, near Burlington, for a friendship and eventual LTR. 3784

L E T S M A K E MUSIC T O G E T H E R ! SINGER/ songwriter SWM, 37 years young, new to VT, seeks like-minded F for song writing, friendship and possibly more. Harmonies a plus. 3568

F R I E N D L Y G R A D S T U D E N T , N E W T O VT. N O T much for sidling up to someone at Pearl's and indicating interest based on looks alone. Would love to meet someone warm 81 honest who enjoys music, the arts, the passing seasons and gentleness. 4080

seeks w o m a n 4 7 + , w h o d e l i g h t s in r e s p o n s i v e c o n v e r s a t i o n , its t u r n s a n d s u r p r i s e s , a n d prefers a s e a s o n e d , k i n d , r o m a n tic, f u n n y , p r o s p e r o u s , c o m p a n i o n a n d is n o t c o n c e r n e d t h a t I have reached 60.

GWF, 3 7 Y O , L O O K I N G F O R LTR BUT friendship first. Ages 28-45, sense of humor and honesty a must. Likes the outdoors, cuddling, socializing with friends or quiet times at home.3984 T H E G A R D E N I N G S E A S O N IS W I N D I N G D O W N . Now I have time for personal ads. SF, 25, laughing landscaper ISO NS/ND, twentysomething, SF for fall foliage viewing, apple picking and hearty soup eating. 3890 38 Y O , Q U E E R G I R L S E E K S O T H E R D Y K E S for fun, flirtation and/or f***king. Me: Cute, smart, happy, fat, cynical, silly, sex-positive, BDSM-curious. You: Kinda like me! Joie de vivre a. plus, republicanism not. Call me and let's play! 3881

IS »T MEANT TO RE? A R E Y O U L I K E ME? D I V O R C E D , T O O B U S Y T O date, lonely, missing passionate intimacy. Let's be sexual soul mates. No strings, just fun and fantasy now, LTR later. I'm 44, fit, clean, cute, normal, outdoorsy. You: Blonde, painted nails, lingerie lover, outdoorsy. 3669

Loving, honest SWM, 36, NS, physically active, wind surfer, enjoys sailing, cycling, kayaking, skiing, snow boarding, motorcycling. Seeking sincere, SF, 31-41, for possible

LADIES W O U L D Y O U ENJOY A GUARANTEED handsome, nice, polite and sexy WM, that you won't find in a bar? I'm thirtysomething, seeking 35-40 something, WF. Must be clean, attractive, secure and horny and not afraid to prove it. Little chubby OK. I enjoy giving massage, going down and if we click over coffee, I may let you take me home. 3667

UNATTACHED, ENTHUSIASTIC MIDDLE-AGED, solvent, NS, good-looking. If you're a comparable lady, who can invest time, energy and open-mindedness in an exciting partnership. We'd enjoy travel, indoor/outdoor pursuits, sharing interests, friends, families. Please call and tell me about yourself. 3607

HAVE Y O U BEEN LOOKING FOR S O M E O N E fluffy and sharp with just a touch of sweetness? Me, too! SWM, 33, with days free looking for someone to jump in the leaves with. Let's have some fun together, and ask questions after. 3664 SWCM, 42, PROFESSIONAL REBEL, SEEKING CF, 20-37, who believes. H.S. powered, lover of the Most High. Enjoy the outdoors, prayer, worship, and having fun. For LTR+. Defy. 3662

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S W M , 50, 6'o", 190 L B S . , S E E K S S E X Y , O L D E R woman, 62+, for friendship, movies, dinners and very erotic times. Be adventurous. Sense of humor a plus.3606 38 Y O , M , 6'o-, 175 LBS, ATHLETIC, EDUCATED, attractive, red-blonde hair, blue eyes. New to VT. Would like to meet the right woman, 2540. I love bicycling, books, nature. Take a chance and contact me. 3601

WHIPCRAOC S M S E E K S A C U T E , F, 20-28, W H O likes to smoke a decent amount, yet is mysteriously motivated. P.S. If you are hot and don't want to do anything, that's fine too. Boy Howdy! 3578 BLUE-EYED, FUN-LOVING GUY, ROMANTIC, SWPM, 42, enjoys golfing, biking, music, movies, wine, good food in/out, art, theatre, long walks, good communication and snuggling. Seeking passionate, fun-loving, SWF, 35-42, who loves to laugh and have fun.

3573 S H Y , I N T E L L E C T U A L , Q U I R K Y , 42 Y O , S W M , seeks NS, progressive-minded SF to bring me out of my shell in Montpelier. 3571 B U R N T S H O A L S . S W M L O O K I N G F O R ATTRACtive woman for uncommitted passion and positively imperfect comraderie without neediness or expectation. Fantastically intimate and provocatively mysterious, attractive, fit, detached and capable. All discretions respected. 3570

B A B E IN S E A R C H O F T H E S A M E ! BIF S E E K I N G another BIF for an erotic, passionate relationship. Friends with benefits in/out of bedroom. D81D free. "Mermaid:" hair, blue eyes, petite. Please help me explore my sensual side! Pics available. 3874 S W F , 35, PLUS-SIZE, F U N , S O M E T I M E S G O O F Y , into the outdoors, photography and spending time with my dogs. ISO BI/GWF, 25-40, for a playmate, friend and more in the Piatt., NY area. 3786 32 Y O , L I G H T W O M A N , Y O U S A Y T O M A T O , I say potato. Seeking BI/GF for friend(s), that likes to fish, laugh, go for walks & bugging. You got buds: I got buds, the more the merrier. 3686 S E E K I N G G I R U E GIRLS T H A T A R E INTO CASUAL dating, long walks. A good conversationalist, canine-friendly, enjoys dancing, a sense of humor a must! For this BIPF, searching for substance as well as goofy times. 3683 SW, F E M M E , 37, SEEKING BEST FRIEND. Someone to share with and confide in. I've much to offer & much to share. Into music, writing, photography, relentless pursuit of happiness. Always learning always growing. Prefer S, unattached, independent, attractive femme like myself. 3663

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ADVENTUROUS, SGM, 39, CENTERED, OUTgoing, good-looking, in-shape. Seeking SGM who is happy, healthy, honest and comfortable with himself. I enjoy the outdoors, hiking, biking, camping, snowshoeing, boarding, Vermont in general. Looking for a great guy to explore possibilities with. 3592

ARE YOU IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP but feel like you're missing something? Same here. MABIF, 41, looking for fun only a woman can give. Must be discrete and willing to have fun. If you're up to the challenge, call me! 3604

SWM, 29, CURIOUS AND WILLING TO EXPLORE. Inexperienced bottom seeks tops to please. Looking for older, longer and long lasting. I live in Burlington and have my own place.3576

SHE'S BEATING THEM OFF WITH A STICK, but the right one hasn't come along yet. Two friends determined to find the right woman for socially-conscious, creative, confident, funny, cute lesbian. ISO 26-34ish, like-minded for fall fun. 3579

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL TO GET TO know and spend time with. GBM, 37, average height and build, active, educated and masculine. Seeks proud GM, 25-45, with similar characteristics for laughter, engaging banter and endless possibilities 3575

men>men SBIWM LOOKING FOR GUYS, 18-40, TO GET wild and crazy under the covers with. N/S, D/D free, clean shaven. Size not important. Be open-minded and ready for fun. I will please you tike you only dreamed of.4088

BI-CURIOUS, HAPPY, HEALTHY, GOOD-LOOKING, masculine, WM, seeking attractive, fit, M/F CU, 18-45, i n Addison/Chittenden-Counties for safe, fun, exploration. Well-endowed and open-minded. Peace.4015 ATTRACTIVE CU WILL PLAY WITH BIF OR other CU. She is 26, he is 33, both with nice bodies. Attractive, 420 friendly, between 1837 apply. 4008 WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH US? YOUNG, NS, CU seeks SF to fulfill this fantasy of ours. Other benefits possible for the right woman. Adventurous couples considered.4006 50 YO INTO VOYEURISM BIG TIME. ISO M/F, 20-40, Plattsburgh area. I only service both orally at the same time. M must be hung. No fats. I expect nothing in return except watching lots of foreplay. Helping M on top and in.3990 WM, 50'S, LOOKING FOR CU FOR ADULT pleasures. Clean and discreet. 3989

<other> SEXY CU, 25 & 26, SEEKS F, 30-45, WITH video camcorder to film us having sex. Watch only. 4102

INTIMACY & FUN. WM, 45, 6'o", 155 LBS., friendly, discreet, shy. ISO adult pleasure with passionate F. No strings. 3986

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LESBIAN CU WANTING CHILDREN. NEED A man who wants non-parental role. This is non-sexual adventure that could have its rewards. Serious individuals only. 3871

cjust friends> YOUR BEST FRIEND. SWM, YOUNG 40, GOOD build and looks. Seeks a slender woman, 3045, who is into cold beer, dancing, intimacy. Jacuzzi's and heart felt affection. Are you fun loving but responsible, 420 friendly and lovable. Call me. Friends forever!4098

MACU, ISO GM FOR GANG BANGING WITH husband. 420 friendly, discreet & clean a must. Weekends only.3858 TWO-MOM FAMILY SEEKING LOCAL DONOR to expand family. Will consider co-parenting. Healthy, degreed, professionals only please. 3812

PAGAN GIRL, NEW TO AREA, ISO PRACTICING witches for group ritual work/goddess worship.3997

INEXPERIENCED BUT EAGER AND OPENminded MAWM, 36, 6 ' i " , 165 lbs. ISO clean BI/GM, 25+, NS, for safe, discrete, daytime playtime in central VT. Want to get hot and steamy showing me the ropes?3789

CASH FLOW QUADRANT PLAYERS WANTEDI Read "Rich Dad" and want to create wealth for yourself? Let's get a group together to learn the game of wealth creation, or call me if you already play. Chittenden Country. 3792

COLLEGE (OR JUST COLLEGE-AGE) WOMEN: Wanna get dirty with a cute stranger, who won't bother you afterwards? Then call me. Love me and leave me (or call me back if you wanna). WM, 5*7", 145 lbs., clean, discreet, sane. Burlington area. 3783

BOXING FANS WANTED FOR OUR MONTHLY, PPV, HBO, SHO TV broadcast/card game parties. We're a bunch of middle-aged comedian type guys in the Burlington area. No comedic talents required. 3670

SEEKING NUDISTS AND NATURISTS: NUDIST group starting in central VT. 3782

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SUBMISSIVE M, 40, LIKES TO EAT OUT. Looking for older M to please.4004 ATTRACTIVE, 40 YO, SWPM, S ' I O " , SLIM, brown/blue. ISO men, 18-40, attractive, slim, S/MA'BI/G/GCU. I will take sex any way at a discreet place. College, hardworking guys a plus. 4001 HERE'S AN INVITATION: LOOKING FOR A civil, sexy, young guy. Smart, intuitive, together, for same. Want to share good days, good nights, good space. Let's do dinner, theater, workouts and wake up the next morning amazed and ready. 3999 42 YO GWM ISO GM FOR FRIENDSHIP AND possibly more. Enjoys swimming, movies, quiet dinners and stimulating conversation. Sense a humor a must.3991 Bl, MA, WM, 27, BROWN HAIR/EYES, 5'9", medium build, hairy chested. I'm looking for Bl, MA or S males, that are med. to slim build, short hair. Must be into giving anal sex, making out and giving and receiving BJ's. Not looking for one night stands. Disease free. 3965

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S, BIM, SAFE & DISCREET, ISO MEN 20-40, have collar, leash & cuffs. Also want something nice and hard to wrap my lips around on weekends. Interested?3762 SGWM SEEKS INTELLIGENT SAME IN SOUTHern, VT, 28-50 YO, for friendship, companionship, LTR. NS/D. Tired of being alone and value the company of a nice guy. Interests are country living, back roads, swimming, cooking and gardening. 3668 DONT PASS ME UPI GWM, 40, 5'8", 210 LBS., Seeking others: Gay, straight or Bl, for a good time. Love to give B)s, 18-45, (discretion assured). Don't be shy, call me. All calls answered. 3659 CREATIVE GUY SEEKS JOCK TYPE SIDEKICK. I've tackled most mountains and won. You would like the map. I have the tent and its flap is open to you. 3596

WED. NIGHT, HIGHER GROUND: WE PLAYED two games of pool. Found you adorable and would love to meet again. I think your name was David? 4096 10/17: YOU: CUTE, SINGIN' AND WRAPPIN' burrito guy. Me: In a "New World." "Check me out" anytime, cause I think you're sexy too. Next time I'd love to take you and the burrito home with me!4095

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I SPY FOUR CATS WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT Red Square respecting the c*ck. Estimar L. Gallo.4093

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10/8, SMOKEJACKS: ME: HANGING OUT WITH my friend drinking martinis and eating burgers and eggs. 1 begged for a free beer and you gave me one, we should have one together sometime don't you think?4092

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WALKS A UNIQUE PATH OF LIFE. WONT YOU walk with me for moderate hikes to enjoy the beauty of our state. Loves foreign, independent and gay films. Favorite music is folk and world music. Enjoys art and cultural events. Peace. 3860

TOP. OLDER MAN, HAIRY CHEST, GREAT SHAPE I can go on and on. Can you take it? Call me and lets find out. 3791

GREG FROM UTAH: NICE CHATTING WITH YOU at the auction on 10/12. Glad I could help get your car started. Can we get some conversation started, too?4io6

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JUST FOR FUNI ATTRACTIVE, SWM, 37, 6'2", 195 lbs., nice physique, seeks attractive F interested in occasional intimate adult encounters in safe and comfortable environment, no strings attached. 3877

SM, 41, 5*11", 175 LBS. GOOD GUY, ATTRACtive, easy-going. Clean-cut, healthy (physically and mentally), active. Varied interests include: Attraction to fit, masculine, regular type guys. Straight appearing, discrete. Limited past/history, a little rusty, mostly interested in something physical, nothing hardcore.3793

FRI., 10/11, RI-RA'S, CORNER OF BAR: YOU: Very friendly F, started conversation with me (shy guy). Talked about work (driving). You with boyfriend? Had a nice time talking, didn't introduce myself. Talk some more? Thank you for the coke. Drive safely! 4108

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GWM, 30, SEEKING MASCULINE, ATTRACTIVE bi-curious or MA guys in need of service. Hairy-chested a big plus. Discretion is assured. No one over 40 please.3889

NEED HOT ORAL TONGUE? DOES girlfriend/wife do a lousy "job"? Call me! I'm young and good. Prefer straight/BI M, 18-42, in Northern VT, who needs service. No chubs. No strings attached. Privacy assured. Private home. 3807

NURSE PAM SPIED BY FOX HUNTER WITH tingling fingers. Join me for an autumn ride? Loved your tentative touch on my healing burns. Ring me, please. 4109

FRI., 10/11, RED SQUARE: SPICY, LATIN JAZZ. You: Guy with a plaid wool shirt, dreads, smiley eyes, group of friends. I think you shine. We caught each other's eye once late that night. Remember? 4089 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CONNECTICUTICIAN I know. Fri., 10/11 at Duff Hour. You: Hot, tempting, and getting drunk. Me: The bandana boy getting drunk beside you. Care to see what a few more drinks might do for us?4087 -

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E-mail personals@sevendaysvf.com or call 802-864-5684 to sign up YOU DONT DAREI SWM, EARLY 30'S. ISO open-minded females, 18-40. For no strings attached erotic fun. Must be into new experiences and be willing to fulfill intimate desires. Race, background unimportant. Discretion always assured! Serious inquiries only. 4101

MATURE F, BOTTOM SEEKS F, TOP, 35-60, for traditional, platonic, domestic discipline. Absolutely nothing sexual. Looking for some behavior modification support. You must be intelligent, clean, sincere, stable, experienced and have a sense of humor. Let's connect. 3976

ATTENTION: WOMEN 18+ YO: LACKING SEX? Me: 30 YO, M, 165 lbs., clean/safe, looking to provide free intimate services to satisfy your cravings. Must be dean/safe and under 170 lbs. 4091

LOOKING FOR A F FOR DISCREET MEETINGS, to get together and possibly have fun and pleasure. Let's face it sometimes we don't get the attention we should get at home with our partners. So let's get together and have fun. 3975

CU ISO CITS, AGE RACE AND SIZE NOT important. Want to build a friendship and have erotic fun. Must be clean and discrete. We are for real and will answer all. Can travel close or host. 4090 MY WIFE NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND! BEAUTIFUL, ~ late 20's, CU. ISO a lovely BIF to join us in adult fun. Confident, 21-35 YO, cute women please apply. Let us entertain you.4084 ATTRACTIVE, MAWM, 5*9", 190 LBS., ISO romance, passion, excitement, fun and discretion. Give the best back massages. Please call. 4083

M/F CU, BOTH Bl, 47 & 50 YO, INTELLIGENT, attractive, healthy, honest, clean, fit and playful, seek BIM, endowed with similar traits. No bi-curious/MA/Republicans. Age not important, attitude is! We seek open, relaxed, sensual play and friendship. 3970 ATTRACTIVE CU ISO SAME FOR FUN in/out of bedroom. She is Bl, she is straight. Sensual, safe, passionate fun guaranteed! D81D free. Will respond to all replies. 3875

COLUMBUS DAY, HUNGER MTN. CO-OP, 12:30: You: Tall, blondish, good-looking guy in a blue hoodie. Me: Brown, curly hair under a pink bandana, in the Oriental food section while you checked out. I caught you looking over. Tea sometime?4o85 FRI., 10/11,10:30: I HEARD YOUR GIGGLE while crossing Pearl St., near the Beverage. I wanted to greet you, but you were driving. Did your laugh emerge for the reason I think it did? 4082

HEY PEARL'S LADIES: ARE YOU SLENDER, between 25 and 50, like a good man, but are curious? I can change your mind. Reply now, got a handsome, straight guy who knows how to treat a woman. Trust me! 3676

MON., 10/7, MUDDY WATERS: DRINKING TEA You: Beautiful dreadlocked man in black pea coat. You know I was watching you and can't wait anymore. I want to dance with you! Old Jawbone/Manifest costume ball? Call me!4020

ISO CU/F/BIF, WHO ARE OPEN-MINDED, healthy, clean, discreet. Possible videomaking for personal viewing only. Ladies with short hair and/or long legs encouraged to reply. I'm clean-cut looking, MAWM, 42 YO, healthy, in good shape.3675

I SPY A DARK HAIRED, SLENDER, EXOTIC, punk girl, serving gravy fries by day, and drinking soda in her Betty Paige Shirt at night? Who are you?40i8 FRI., 10/11, BROOKS DRUG: ATTRACTIVE, blonde. Me: Silver Jeep, blue dress shirt, tie. Our eyes met several times. You seemed interested. I said hi! Let's meet! 4017

LOOKING SEXY IN A PRETTY SUN DRESS. SWM, 44, looking to have sexy, fun times in the mornings with a 47-55, orally deprived lady. Let's give it a try! Addison/Chittenden County. 3 598

MARROWBONE, F, CURLY HAIR, 20'S. YOU were glowing, so was the guy. Spied you from my past and wanted to be him. The future with a remembrance of joy. Behind a tree and felt like the luckiest man alive. "143". 4007

ATTRACTIVE, MAWM ISO PS WHO NEED A jack of all trades, computer work, car repairs, home fix-ups, back massages, pleasure. All trades considered, satisfaction guaranteed. 420 friendly. 3564

EVERYDAY I DRIVE BY WANTING TO STOP and talk with you but it's kind of hard due to circumstances. You have the greatest smile. I would love to get together with you. Signed Little White Car. 3985

US: MAN WITH MANY, MANY SKILLS. WOMAN up for anything! YOU: Ready to be changed for life. Females only. Help us prove 3 is not a crowd.3563

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MON., 10/7: WE TRADED SMILES IN THE message center parking lot. You with your German Shepherd. Me with my guitar. I would like to see your smile again. 3983

ELLIE, FORMERLY OF 104.7, PLEASE CALL! We met at the airport, had lunch at Stone Soup. You forgot to tell me how to get ahold of you. Your friend John.3882

WAS I DREAMING WHEN I MADE CONTACT WTTH the studious, curly-haired brunette while sipping Muddy coffee on a Sunday morning, admiring what came with the blue Rhode Island sweatshirt and grey sweat pants? Pinch me-tell me I wasn't.3982

SUN., 9/22, HUNGER MTN. CO-OP: I SPY A guy from high school. We chatted in the dairy aisle, catching up, reminiscing about TA and English class. Care to continue the conversation over drinks? Call me. 3880

10/6,1:30, THE SHORT STOP, NORTH AVE: You: Tall, handsome, ponytail in a blue Jeep Wrangler. Me: Long hair, big smile in the Audi. We caught eyes a few times. I'd love a second chance to talk. 3974 SAT., EARLY MORNING, UNCOMMON GROUNDS: Me: In black. You: Longish brown hair, wonderful smile. You initially asked to sit with me, unfortunately another table opened. That aside, our glances and communication continued. Would love to share a table and talk sometime. You? 3973 FRI., 9/27, MONTPELIER, CROSSWALK AT State and Main in the rain. You: Blonde hair, black skirt, maroon sweater, blue umbrella, purple toenails. Me: Tallish, dark blue jacket w/hood up, holding coffee. Do you smile like that at everyone? 3972 SAT., 10/05, METRONOME: YOU: ADORABLE, ponytailed blonde, F with rolled-up jeans and a U.S. Post Office shirt. Me: Tall, redhead, M, who should have told you how unique and beautiful you are. 3971 10/5, NECTAR'S DANCE FLOOR: DEAREST Audrey Hepburn, I couldn't take my eyes off you all evening. Someone as beautiful and charming as yourself must have a boyfriend. But please, don't make me forget about you. H.3968 10/2, LIBRARY: YOU LEFT WITH MORE THAN the Outdoor magazines, you also took my heart. You: Hot dreadie boy. Me: Long hair at the computer. New in town and interested in hangin' with the likes of you.3966 WED., 10/2, 5:30 P.M., COLLEGE ST: YOU: Sundress by the "Y", carrying bags & smiled as I Tour de Franced by you. A's hat and goatee was I. Cheerful and gone you were. Wanna go back to the future with me?3888

HELPI LOOKING FOR THE WOMAN AT PEARL'S on 9/28. We made eye contact many times. I was the one with the long, curly hair, black top, capri jeans, sitting with hubby in corner. Care to show me around? I'm extremely curious! 3876 A BEAUTIFUL GIRL THAT I MET IN A VERY unusual place. She drives a black Mazda with a rainbow on the back. I wait for the day our eyes meet again. 3873 I SPY A LONG, BLACK-HAIRED, BUXOM beauty in Colchester! Funny and sweet, I think your name began with an "S". Hmmm, Susan? Somnomubolous? Ssssarah? Yeah! Sarah! That was it! Your name's Sarah and you're a Cancer! Game of Backgammon sometime?3864 9/28, MILLENNIUM: YOU WERE THE tall, dark and sexy guy. I was the short brunette in the red and black top who told you that you had a great butt. Sorry I had to leave! Call me?3859 PULPO: GRACIAS PARA ME HACE MUY TRANquila y feliz. Estoy agradecida que nosotros fuimos encontrar esta primavera pasada. Te estoy echando de menos esta semana. Tu eres el mejor chico que you se, gracias para amistad y besos. Con amor Titi.3814 I SPY A SULTRY, DARK-HAIRED GODDESS disguised as innocent teacher sucking sushi at Sakura. You are the ultimate catch (and I'm not talkin' frisbee, baby). I've never met a woman who can blow up plastic ftoaties quite like you. Consider co-parenting? Call me-38i3 9/25, MONTPELIER, MOUNTAIN CAFE AND then later at Hunger Mt. Co-op. I asked how your lunch was, you replied, "Thank God for Mountain Cafe." I sense an unusual openness in your being. How about I buy you a salad and we chat?38oi

9/29, CITY MARKET, 4:30 P.M.: YOU: F, brown, hair/eyes, black sweatshirt, jeans. Me: M, tall, brown hair/eyes, blue fleece. You made room for my veggies, we talked about the register lines, lava lamps. Want to continue the conversation?3799 9/29, FIVE SPICE, 4:20 P.M.: YOU: F, LONG, brown hair, blue-eyes, black jacket & knapsack. Me: M, brown hair and eyes, sitting at the bar. We smiled as you left (with Mom?). Feel like talking?3798 ^ 9/29, CITY MARKET, 1 P.M.: YOU: ATTRACTIVE brunette. Me: Dark hair, light pants, jean shirt, green vest. We checked out Thai food together, traded smiles in aisles, then you left before I could say hello. I'm still kicking myself! Coffee? Pinner?3797 HEY BP, YOU CAME OVER ON THURSDAY, 9/12 and we watched cheesy movies and drank cheap vodka. Good, clean, fun was had by all. Where did you disappear to? Is all okay? We wanna be friends with a rock star! Still smiling in the Old North End. 3796 9/27, SNEAKERS. MIDMORNING: YOU WERE with a group of guys and paid the bill at the counter. So very handsome! I was with a guy friend (booth) and couldn't focus on anything but you. Single? Care to meet?3790 9/21, WINE WORKS, 9ISH: YOU: DARK HAIR, goatee, glasses, drinking beer in booth with a guy in a green t-shirt. Us: Two bearded men sitting with a woman on the sofas in the window. Do you like boys?3787 9/18, NOON, SIMON'S DOWNTOWN (ACROSS from City Market): You: White Isuzu SUV, tall, long-legged and tanned with long black hair, black skirt, heels, and knit black/white top, wielding a power screwdriver with ease. Coffee and conversation? 3 780 9/8, DAILY BREAD, MYSTERIOUS BARRISTA: You helped me find a 7 Days, a cup of joe and a smile. I'm the dark-skinned dreadi. I've gone back since but can't find you. I'd like to get together sometime.3773 MON., 9/23, 4:30 P.M., IMAGO: HOT CHICK. We noticed your luscious body and seductive stare. We'd love to see more. Sexy couple in black Jeep. Call us.3760

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MISSED MESSAGE FROM 9/11 ISSUE: BOX 3511, I Spy. We met 9/6 across from the Burlington Post Office just prior to 2 p.m. bell. You taller than me, cute, w/a beautiful smile. Me: Shorter w/ cut-offs . We both turned to finish greeting. Leave another, I will respond this time. 3682

PENNY CLUSE A WEEK AGO SUNDAY. Sakura at sushi bar Friday night. Both of us with friends. Me: Brunette F. This seems like a really silly thing to do, but I'm curious so I'm taking a chance. What's your name?3582

9/16, OZ: I SPY A DARK-HAIRED GUY WEARING a blue shirt. We shook hands, smiled as I left services. The guy I was with, just a friend. Me: Wearing white with black jacket and dark hair. Take a chance, call me! 3680 9/19, THIRD THURSDAY, MONTPELIER: YOU: Bright, cherry-orange shirt & Levi's. I was on the unicyde. I left briefly, returned in hopes of speaking with you, but you were gone. Where did you go? 3679 9/21, MILTON BOWLING LANES: YOU: SEXY smile/dark hair bowling w/sister? Me: Long, blonde hair, could not take my eyes off of you! Wanted to give you my number but you left too soon. Can I try again?3678 WED., 9/18, ESSEX A&P: YOU: BRUNETTE in white checking me out at check-out. I think we should put our "eggs in one basket." Wanna take a Quantum Leap to Hannafords? Movie? Walk? Snapple?3672 9/18, 3 P.M., WAL-MART: TO THE MARINE: I tried to find you to say "thank you" for your service to our country.3666 INDIGO GIRLS CONCERT: YOU: BROWN EYES/ hair, drinking a Fat Angel with friends. Me: Shaved head, glasses, drinking a glass of wine with friend also shaved head. Our eyes locked twice. More if I had looked back again. Dinner?3665 9/3: MARTY THE "DRIFTER" FROM BALTImore at air pump in front of Cumberland Farms. Oregon girl was too tired and forgot to ask how to reach you. Would like to talk more.3660 PERCUSSIONIST WITH SCRATCHED CD'S: YOU were right, I'm not cut out for corporate America. Want to get a smoothie? 3603 9/12, SLEDRUNNER FARM, SHELBURNE POINT: You asked where Jim was and had a great smile. I wasn't any help but I'd like to help you get a date with me. Garden girl in silver Subaru wagon. Call me.3589

HEY ALEX, YOU SHOOK MY HAND AND "rock"ed my world at the art hop, but you were with a bunch of people, are you single? Me: Well, I did sip water out of the sink, thanks! 3577

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