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WHAT'S WITH YOU FOLKS? I know the winters are long up in Vermont, but I had always had the impression that folks up there were sorta common-sense type people, not like the big-city types in New York City, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Detroit or Chicago. But, I must tell you, I ask myself why would any otherwise reasonable group of people vote for someone like this guy Jeffords as the representative for your state? He's an enigma; he's really not very articulate, and in my personal opinion, the guy's an idiot. Why would you guys in Vermont keep this dweeb around? His agenda is self-serving at best. Yours is a state with one of our nation's longest histories, dating back to the formation of this country, home of true patriots and warriors. What a shame that your voters would toss aside your heritage and forget the memory and legacy of the great men who called Vermont their home...and put this worm in Congress... — Charles E. Piercey United States Navy, Retired Tarpon Springs, Florida

WARREN A ONE-MAN TOWN It is discouraging to live in a village that has come to be owned by one person.

It is discouraging to have to challenge a violation of a Vermont Environmental Court ruling, issued prior to the building of the Pitcher Inn, that stated "no bar." Mr. Win Smith ["The Man on the Mountain," November 21] went ahead anyway and built a bar in the Tracks Room. And it is doubly discouraging to have both the Vermont Environmental Court and the Vermont Supreme Court continue to rule that this bar is inappropriate for Warren Village, only to have Smith still see this matter as "unresolved." It is discouraging to think that many in the Village with perfectly good septic systems will be forced to pay enormous sewer fees to the town. The town must now repay to Smith the costs of his "improved" septic system. And it is also discouraging to think about what our tax burden will be. Last year Sugarbush was assessed and paid taxes on a valuation of $25 million. Smith claims he bought Sugarbush for $3 million and wants his taxes to be based on that amount. I have had a house in Warren Village since 1970 and my walk through the covered bridge to the Warren Store was always a treat. A new sign next to the door now gives me pause... a cute Sugarbush Chamber of Commerce map of

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SCARY OTHERS OUT THERE T. R. Brooks [Weekly Mail, November 21] should recant. His calling Peter Freyne "off base" for labeling Christian religious fundamentalists as our "Homeland Taliban" was itself "off base." The couple who were arrested for harboring and aiding the accused assassin of Dr. Bernard Slepian to flee to Europe were probably not members of the local Welcome Wagon. There are many scary others out there more than happy to support our clinic-bombing, doctor-shooting Christian extremists. — Ed Everts Charlotte

WISCONSIN NOW OUR GUIDE? Peter Freyne recently discussed Patrick Leahy's role as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee [Inside Track, December 5]. Commenting on the Vermont senator's poignant questioning of Attorney General John Ashcroft, Freyne quipped: "Vermont, once

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In a world where ail the holiest religions preach peace, religious sectarianism, extremism and barbarism are a dangerous global cancer. As 2001 wraps up, America has enhanced its role as the world's policeman. As President George W. Bush would proudly say, "We've smoked 'em out and we've got 'em running." The '60s folksinger Phil OchS was right — "We're the cops of the world, boys." And it looks like we'll be the cops of the world for a while. But right now, let's shift gears. This is, after all, supposed to be a Vermont year-in-review. And, yes, there was life before September 11. Let's retrace our steps into that blurry past before it fades from memory. Fact is, if Osama bin Laden had never been born, 2001 would have been unforgettable anyway. Ready?

lmost time to snuff out the candle that is 2001 A.D. — a year that will be first and foremost remembered for that one frightening September morning in the grand city of New York. Whether you live in Brooklyn or in Vermont's Northeast Kingdom, what you saw, what you did and the feelings that rushed through you that day will be passed on to your grandchildren. Many declare the world "changed" on September 11, that the TV images of hijacked jet airliners crashing into the Pentagon and the World Trade Center's gigantic Twin Towers obliterated American innocence, ending life as we knew it. Others beg to disagree. They note that human history is, regrettably, already pockmarked with prior, untelevised Twin Tower-style horrors — many on an even grander scale. For decades, some say, Americans have regularly watched "evil" on the nightly news. But in the good comfort of our La-Z-Boys, we managed to remain detached. The cold-blooded butchery of innocents far away in El Salvador, Sri Lanka, Cambodia, Bosnia, Algeria, Kosovo, Uganda, Angola, Lebanon and Israel never chilled our blood like this did. It could never happen here, right? Wrong. Immediately, cash registers stopped ringing. Mails became ghost towns. In Burlington, Vermont, motorists began stopping at uit yellow

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At the Statehouse in Montpeculiar, Republican Walter Freed stepped into the statewide political limelight as the new Speaker of the House. The "Take Back Vermont" backlash handed House Republicans a majority for the first time in 14 years. The Dorset millionaire, a "multi-state petroleum marketer," as he describes himself, quickly proved that he who pays the piper calls the tune. Wally's committee assignments were the most partisan in decades. Payback time! The Squeaker, er, Speaker, even replaced Rep. Torn Little, the pro-civil unions Republican chair of the Judiciary Committee, with Peg Flory, an anticivil unions Republican committed to getting something out of committee that would assuage the venom of the gay-bashers. Princess Peg eventually did what she was put there to do. More on that later.

NEEI> ATTLY lights instead of running the reds. People drove slower, and courtesy blossomed, however briefly, at the four-way-stop intersections. Osama bin Laden'S al Qaeda "air force" reminded everyone in the Land of Plenty that America's sanctuary period is now officially over. It is one world. Unfortunately, there is not as yet a government of world citizens to take responsibility for it. No democratic world body to outlaw world terrorism and hold perpetrators accountable. To ensure human rights all around the planet. To guarantee justice in order to keep the X-people, Y-people and Z-people from butchering each other with regularity.

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Getting Ready for Hunting Season When Katarina Pulkinen, 32, admitted sheriffs deputies to her home in Baldwin, Maine, to serve a restraining order on her husband, William Bloomquist, 43, the officers found 81 guns, more than 20,000 rounds of ammunition, practice rockets and hand grenades hidden in the basement.

Back to the Drawing Board Mike Madden, 48, a welder and part-time inventor in West Yorkshire, England, was walking through the woods testing a bird-feeding hat when a large gray squirrel spotted the nuts on the hat's feeding tray and jumped onto his head. The animal landed with such force that Madden was knocked to the ground and injured his neck. "I've always liked squirrels," Madden said, "but once you've had one land on your head traveling about 30 mph, you can easily go off them." The hat, which Madden designed so birds could feed from it while he was out walking, was destroyed in the attack. He said he has no plans to build another.

Supercilious Consequences A 33-year-old woman who

felt her eyebrows were too thin underwent tattooing for a fuller appearance. According to Family Practice News, the tattoos turned out bright green instead of brown. After more than 10 laser treatments to remove the tattoos, the woman still had green eyebrow tattoos but now also had scarring and had lost what little eyebrows she once had. The journal reported the woman finally got good results from eyebrow transplants, which took a year to complete.

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Virginia state police quickly apprehended three men suspected of robbing a Red Lobster restaurant in Spotsylvania County because shortly before the robbery, a Red Lobster employee had noticed their car parked in a handicapped parking space and asked them to please move. Instead, the driver cursed at her. The employee wrote down the tag number and a description of the vehicle. When the man who robbed the restaurant was seen getting into the same vehicle, the employee handed the information to the authorities. "If [the driver] had just been polite and moved the car," said Maj. Howard Smith of the Spotsylvania Sheriffs Office, "[the employee] wouldn't have written down the tag number or paid any further attention to

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tried to cash a check for $5.3 million, explaining the money was a settlement in a lawsuit. Bank officials determined the check was counterfeit and notified the police. This spring, Davenport pleaded guilty to two counts of bank fraud.

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Great Expectations In 1999, Shawn Davenport, 26, cashed a check for $280,000 with the words "Pennsylvania State Lottery" printed on it, then bought a home in Turtle Creek, Pennsylvania, a car, computer equipment, jewelry and other items. Last September, authorities discovered the check was counterfeit and seized the goods. In November, Davenport

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you? Pontiac, get your ass on the friggin' radio!" When I could see that the fire had definitely subsided, I walked back to the taxi and got back on the radio. "Sixteen to base," I called in. "Where the hell were you? You know we got calls piling up here! I told you to get that vehicle back to town, and I'll put you in a spare if it ain't driving right. This is the last —" "Forget that," I interrupted. "The freaking brake was on fire. It just went out. So get Ralphie down here with the wrecker to come get me. It's freezing." "You said it stopped burning?" Jackson asked. I had a J feeling where this was going, but I couldn't believe it. "Yeah, so..." I replied with some trepidation. "Well, then, drive that thing back up here. We can't spare Ralphie tonight. I ain't sending him down to Ferrisburgh. We need him in the garage." "Are you out of your mind?" I exclaimed. "I told you the vehicle was on fire. If you think I'm gonna drive it one more inch, you're nuts!" "You heard me, 16. Get that vehicle up here." About an hour later, Ralphie arrived in the wrecker. I was chilled to the bone, but I knew they'd eventually send somebody for me. On the haul back to Burlington, Ralphie told me that immediately after his fight with me, Jackson had pulled out a fifth of Jack Daniels and downed most of it. Ralphie called the owner, and Jackson was carted off to the drunk tank. "Jackson's history," Ralphie said dispassionately. "That was the third time he's gotten drunk on the job." In that moment, something clicked. "You know what, Ralphie?" I said. "I'm history, too. I'm going out on my own. I'm going to be an owner-operator." It was my own personal declaration of independence, kind of like Jim Jeffords leaving the Republican Party. I never drove another night for the fleets. ®

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all night that the passenger-side rear brakes were whining, and I pulled over 'cause they just started to clang. I really don't think the vehicle's drivable." "Well, then, Jernigan," Jackson said, as if he were speaking to a particularly thickheaded 10-year-old, "why doncha get out and take a look?" "Ten-four," I said. I hung up the mike, opened the door and stepped out. This is one worthless ritual, I thought as I walked in the frigid January air around to the other side of the car. I'm a thoroughly useless mechanic and, in any event, didn't you have to get the car up on a lift and pull the wheel to see the brakes? I crouched down behind the back tire and took a gander. My eyeballs must have extended a couple of inches from their sockets, h la the Loony Tunes. Right up by the rotor, a small fire was underway. It looked like the broiler in an oven. After a surprisingly long delay — perhaps three seconds — while my brain caught up with the information, I took off down the shoulder to watch the action from a safer distance of about 50 feet. As I watched the flame slowly dwindle, wondering all the while whether the gas tank was going to blow, I could hear Jackson screaming over the two-way.

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OBJECTIVE REVIEW? Do you have an explanation for Brian Hadley s review of Charlie Messing's self-published CD, Once a Rounder? In her "Rhythm & News" column of November 21, Pamela Polston stated that the CD contains "10 country blues and folk gems" that Messing sings with "his burnished baritone and acoustic guitar, which he plays with crisp and nimble agility." But Hadley's review in the December 5 issue, which we were told to "look forward to," is nothing but a bitter critics complaint about a folk musician. You have people on staff

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ell, at least this year we know which millennium we're in. Whether you thought it began in 2000 or 2001, it hit each of us full in the face on September 11. There's no point in disputing the obvious. Compared to what instantly became known as the "Attack on America," every other story you can think of this year shrank into insignificance, popped like a

Cheney is a man who "values ends over means" — words to chill the American heart — and who "thrives in a rigid hierarchy that closely guards information. He chooses a small inner circle of advisors and tends to consult only with them. The Cheney mind-set is of a piece with the corporate view Bush takes of government." At least we know now why they keep whisking him off to places of safety, as if this were the

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The excuse du jour cited "fears of wear and tear on the White House grounds," but, as Dubya now says so eloquently, "evil knows no holiday; evil doesn't welcome Thanksgiving or the Christmas season. In these extraordinary times we're taking extraordinary measures." Polls confirm that Americans are "supportive" but "concerned" about this tightening of the presidential screws, along with the suspension of civil liberties for

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Let's move on and see if we oan't find something nice to say ow about something sort ot nice 1 1 l i l l nice? Not too awful? bubble and piddled on the floor. Too bad for "America" — too bad for us all — because in the rush to vengeance, the future, now hard upon us, won't be seen for what it is: Fortress America was already here waiting in place before the Two Towers came down. (I'll get to Tolkien in a minute; please be patient.) You probably can't remember it, can you — last January, February, March? Neither could I, until I looked back at some magazines and notes. Was it only a year ago that we bought a pig in a poke, George W. Bush, as president of the United States? Only a year since we saw the rule of law subverted by judicial fiat and heard our new "leader" described as "chairman of the board" by The Washington Post, "the public face who sets the tone and signs off on big decisions," while the vice-president, Dick Cheney, keeps charge of "day to day operations?" According to the Post, •

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French Revolution: Either Cheney's dead and they won't tell us, or his "mind-set" is regarded as more valuable than the president's own, implying as it does that Cheney has a mind to start with. Either way, the White House is closed to tourists this Christmas, on account of the terrorist threat, while Laura Bush declares the season's theme to be "Home for the Holidays" — just not their home. The shuttering of the government began long before 9/11, however, when Dubya's "planners" blocked the path of protestors at his inauguration. "This is a day to suspend political passions," said ABC News, wholly complicit, as are all corporate media, in the farce of the last election. Then, in July, the public was barred from the White House Independence Day bash, an event that normally makes room for about 11,000 people, first come, first served.

anyone unlucky enough to be suspected of terrorism or its intent. Terrorism is the new Communism — a genuine threat, cynically manipulated by a government that came to power determined to keep America safe for corporate, oil and military interests. "I don't know when, in the last 20 years, I've heard so many members of both parties come up and say, what the heck is going on?" our own Senator Leahy exclaims. Good for you, Pat, but when Dubya signed the first of his "anti-terrorism" measures, I noticed you were standing right behind him, smiling and taking his picture. Dubya's approval ratings are currently in the stratosphere, but so were his fathers during the Gulf War, and so were Clintons at the top — or bottom — of the Lewinsky scandal. Bound by outrage and gripped with fear, Continued on page 10a

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ridiculous. >, , encomium, When Character Was King, sits fat and happy on the best-seller lists next to all those hobbits and germs. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier," Dubya said before taking the job, and everybody laughed. Now, of course, it's risky to laugh. What with America's New War, A Nation Challenged, etc., you might be taken for unpatriotic. Worse, you might get beaten in the street.

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2001. No? How about something sort of nice? Partly nice? Not too awful? All right, then: As I write this, everyone's in shock over the Osama bin Laden videotape, in which he smiles, tells jokes and gloats over the number of our citizens killed on September 11. No doubt about it, this guy is bad news. He's been compared to Hitler, of course. Every enemy this country gets is compared to Hitler, sooner or later — remember Saddam Hussein? Khaddafi? The Evil Empire of Soviet Russia? We were bombing Iraq last winter, I think, just when Hannibal sucked, in $100 million

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— that is to say, personal guardian angels — and the Dalai Lama now has six or seven bestsellers under his belt. Americans love the Dalai Lama, because he doesn't proselytize, offering instead religion "cafeteria-style" — just take what you want and leave the rest.

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at the box office and folks out West were getting ready to fry Timothy McVeigh. The number of executions in America is said to be "down" this year, as compared to last, but that's only because they zapped a bunch of them at once in Y2K and emptied death row of a lot of malin-

maim everybody laughed. gerers. When it comes to the sanctity of human life, this nation is just a teeny bit schizoid. I'll skip the stem-cell research fracas, because science stops for no man or morality, and because "clones" are on their way whether we like it or not — at least in the form of extra limbs, fingers, toes, livers and so on. I don't understand these people who don't understand why others are upset about cloning. "If you keep telling man that he is nothing but an overgrown rat," Arthur Koestler said, "he will start growing whiskers and bite your finger." Things aren't any brighter on the cultural scene. "The war in Afghanistan and the threat of terrorism at home have people looking for new ways to escape into literature," says USA Today, but don't get your hopes up. Americans aren't reading War and Peace or The Charterhouse of Parma. They're reading the Harry Potter books and The Lord of the Rings, whose several volumes, along with The Hobbit, now occupy four of the top spots on USA Todays best-seller list. "Fantasy is about as far from real life as one can go," according to a spokesman for Bookreporter. com. I'd have thought death was farther, but maybe not: Half the population still believes in angels

Unlike the Pope, who sounds rather like an Afghan mullah in denouncing the "spiritual and moral impoverishment" of the decadent West. This year His Holiness took aim at the "slavish conformity" of Western culture, "its power in communications technology" and, of course, the "scientific advances that have led to cloning and the use of human embryos for research." Generally, the Pope is against the cult of "radical individualism, secularism and practical atheism," which he calls "a phenomenon of vast proportions, sustained by powerful media campaigns," and which he finds "damaging to other cultures." Get a life, John Paul! We're currently at war to defend our right to chocolate lattes and DVDs — how long is this guy going to reign, anyhow? As to "communications" — well, you have to go back to Washington for that. The CIA is starting to work with Hollywood filmmakers and television producers "to get out the truth about the agency" — ha ha! Meanwhile, White House flack Dan Bartlett, in announcing plans to try suspected terrorists before military tribunals, declares: "From a communications standpoint, we have to do everything we can to pro-

vide the facts to the American people, but in a factual way." Quoting William Blake, "A truth that's told with bad intent/Beats all the lies you can invent." But I doubt they teach Blake in the schools anymore. I don't think they teach anything in the schools anymore, except "selfesteem" and how to get along without shooting each other. I'm touched and impressed by the eagerness of Americans to learn something about Islam, along with anthrax, in these terrible days, but, after English, history is the main casualty of education's brutal dumbing-down. The word means nothing anymore, as witness the following, from The New York Times last July 31: "The film industry, which had been holding its collective breath hoping for a midsummer hit to pull it out of a flat season, finally had one last weekend with Planet of the Apes. It took in $69.5 million between Friday and Sunday, tTTe biggest nonholiday three-day ^ P ^ S S o r y ' ^ See what I mean? It won't be long before kids are majoring in "nonholiday three-day openings." That's if you can tear them away from their computer screens — a big "if." A memo that crossed my desk this year from "Coin-Op Product Development" at Atari Games explains what children want in their crash-and-burn entertainments: 1. The game must involve an idea of death. 2. The game must have a representation of "violence," but this C o n t i n u e d on page 12a

need not be actual violence. 3. The game needs obstacles which increase the vulnerability to the "violence" that causes "death." 4. There needs to be a representation of self which imparts a feeling of power. 5. Experience must be proportioned to short, scaleable segments. There's more, but it's too depressing, and I'm running out of space.

haven't talked yet about sex, which had some big news this year, chiefly the exposure of conservative gay pundit Andrew Sullivan's preference for "barebacking" — that is, anal sex without condoms. It wouldn't bear mentioning, except that the very Catholic, very English Sullivan never tires of telling American homosexuals how sick and twisted they are, and how every fiasty thing that happens to them, starting and ending with AIDS, is their own perverted fault. Still, I felt sorry for Andrew, because the plot to bring him down was just that — a plot, led by Michelangelo Signorile, another gay pundit and a braying jackass of the homophile left. I know all about this, because I was invited to join the attack and declined. So, watch out, Mike — sue me for libel and I'll settle your hash. More sex: This year, for the first time, the word "transgendered" was admitted to the pages of the Gray Lady, The New York Times, which explained that it

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continued from page 5a little muscle, Rep. Nancy Sheltra and her right-wing, religious-wacko caucus introduced a resolution putting the House on record as supporting Ashcroft's nomination as U.S. Attorney General. Yours truly wrote then: The next day the great floor debate ensued. But the majority Redcoats were caught in an awkward position when Gen. Sheltra couldn't handle questions on Ashcrofi's position regarding important matters to Vermont, such as the Northeast Dairy Compact and the price of prescription drugs. Thefightover Nancys shove-it-down-their-ungodlythroats resolution turned into a Republican Saratoga. Even three GQP committee chairs voted against it, while two others "took a walk."

FEBRUARY Big news up at Camp Catamount, a.k.a. the University

of Vermont. It was "Gong Show" time as President Judith Ramaley got the hook from the board of trustees. Power plays, backbiting, double crosses. You've just got to love the inner workings of academia! Jolly Judy simply ran out of allies on the Hill. A faculty petition circulated calling for her head. The trustees voted "no confidence," and it was bye-bye

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Gov. Howard Dean got out the old passport for the first time in 2001. Ho-Ho went south on a Chamber of Commerce trade junket to Brazil and Argentina. While many were assuming he'd seek a sixth term, yours truly was writing him off. Dr. Dean had One of our favorite quotes of much bigger game in sight, as everyone would realize by fall. the year came from the lips of Meanwhile, at the Bruce Lisman, the chairman of Statehouse, the Ides of March the board of trustees. When we proved a very dark day as asked what impact the faculty Chairman Flory did her duty petition had, Lisman quickly and the GOP appeased its antireplied, "Nothing. It had nothing equality wing. to do with it. Zero. Less than On an 84-55 vote, the bigotnothing. We had already made ed anti-gay backlashers rammed plans to be here this week." through Rep. Peg Flory's ridicuThe petition "had nothing to lous little piece of vengeance — do with it," he insisted again. "Absolutely, categorically, positively a bill defining in statute not what marriage "is," but what it nothing to do with it," empha"is not." With a Clintonesque sized Lisman. "Itplayed no part. No part. I want it to be clear that twist of her tongue, Princess Peg proved it doesn't matter what it had nothing to do with it." the meaning of "is" is. What Okay, okay. We get the point. really counts is the meaning of what "is not." "Spite" was the Republican

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For David Moats of the meeting." personally cast the tie-breaking Rutland Herald, Monday's The reporter informed Carey he v o t e t o k e e p bigotry alive. Pulitzer Prize for editorials supwas actually in a phone interview Meanwhile, another porting Vermont's landmark civil- • with The New York Times. Vermont Republican in unions law was "the affirmation Carey then replied that the Washington, D.C. was about to of a career," a career toiling in the Free Press does not comment on become a household word. journalism trenches of small-town editorials. End of interview. j n t h e May 16th edition, America. Jimmy's such a charmer, isn't Seven Days reported Jeezum Jim For the rest of us, it was the he! Jeffords just might jump off the affirmation of the courage of so Also in April, we heard the Republican ship and hand the many and the "common humani- first rumblings of what would k e y S t o t h e U.S. Senate to ty" of the Vermont family we cher- later become the political play of Democrat leader Tom Daschle ish. the year. As the new Republican \[ st 0 f people who considf m t fi ™ e W e v e h e a r e i o v e r t h e years The Pulitzer was a slap in President from Texas attempted ' "Sen' JeJforc^> he said, "is e r e ( j u s " c r a Z y" i s too long to the face to the House Squeaker to leverage a skinny victory into comfortable as the most conservaprint here tive mem er and his petulant right-wing God an obese mandate, a certain softThat Monday afternoon, out ^ °fthe Vermont delesquad. Unable to conceal their spoken senator from Vermont gation, and regardless of party G f t h e blue, yours truly asked anger and resentment, several gave the first wave of his big Independent Congressman continue to do what he thinks is ri ht or opposed the House resolution stick. Bernie Sanders if he had any g f Vermont and the nation honoring the Vermont paper. U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords got •" acJvice for Jeffords about switchT h a t d i d n t soun(l like a n As everyone in Vermont his first 2001 splash of national i n g t e a m s - Sanders' eyes lit up. attention as he pulled the rug He encouraged Jeffords to absolute "no, "did it? After all, in knows, the dominant daily in northern Vermont, The out from under Dubya's obscene become an Independent. Jeezum Jim's worldview, Burlington Free Press, never took $1.6 billion "tax cut." In reality, "j0 t f , e degree that Sen. Democrats aren't that weird— married t0 one! a stand on civil unions. Freeps it was little more than a payback Jeffords considers himself a moderN i n e d a y s later' o n M a ^ 2 4 ' publisher Jim Carey rules the to the Bush campaign's millionate> "argued Sanders, "I think it 16 sate ite editorial page with an iron fist. aire corporate donors. would be a very positive thing for ^ ^ trucks surroundec B u r n t o n s And as regular readers know, he The Vermont Republican country and this state if he * ^ g ' Radisson Hotel. hasn't returned our calls in years. State Committee debated, and ^ would give thought to leaving Inside, J i m Jeffords, Rutland But in April, he did return a call then tabled, a resolution blasting wyat is now a very right-wing High-School grad and former | froM'The Neid^York Times*'- ; Jeezum Jim for opposing the partyL» attorney general, took the most The Times' article, by President. Attempts to reach Sen. Jeffords c o u r a g e o u s s t e P of his life. Felicity Barringer— love that If they only knew what was for comment "In order to best represent Tuesday were unsuc_ state ofVermont> own byline — also Mentioned the coming, eh? c e s s f f L Mispress secretary, Erik stand not taken by our distinIn a 50-50 senate, every vote SmulSOH, said the boss had a very c ? o n s c l e n c e ' a n c * t h e principles I guished local daily. "Editorials in counts. Jeezum Jim realized that. yUSy schedule. As for Bernie's ^ a v e stOOC* wiI1 Saic * J e e z u m > The Burlington Free Press, the Soon everyone would. advice, Smulson called it a "nice leave the Re ublican Part and states largest newspaper," wrote suggestion."He noted it "isn't the P y become

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JULY Yes, Virginia, there was a summer. Lots of sunshine — but not on that fateful Saturday when yours truly came face-to-face with Hillary Clinton for the first time. The New York senator and Vermont Sen. Patrick Leahy were joined by hundreds on a journey to raise a Revolutionary War cannon from the murky depths of Lake Champlain. Shortly after the sunken Spitfire cannon was raised and the speeches delivered, a mean and rather spooky thunderstorm closed in quickly. Lightning bolts zapped the water, too close for comfort. Visibility shrank to 50 yards. Yours truly was leaning against the railing on the promenade deck, eavesdropping on

Ho-Ho's oassoort indicates travel in Latin America, Europe and Africa. A world leader in the making?

But one did — Rep. Mike Quaid of Williston. The insurance company never paid, because GOP organizer George McNeill hadn't run the contest properly. There were supposed to have been qualifying rounds. Gorgeous George apologized profusely, but Quaid never got his prize money. Oh, well. On the academic front, UVM announced that former Catamount hockey star John LeClair would be inducted into the university's Athletic Hall of Fame. Only problem was, Big John didn't graduate from the University of Vermont. LeClair, an NHL star earning $9 million a year with the Philadelphia Flyers, is, as we reported, 15 credits short of his degree. Athletic Director Rick Farnham defended the selection of Big John. "What do you do with a $50 million success story?" he asked. With just 15 credits to go, noted Farnham, Mr. LeClair was clearly right on track to graduate on time. He assured us the Hall of Fame would not accept into its esteemed ranks "someone who was a donkey in school." Agreed, no donkeys allowed. Not now, not ever.

Hillary's one-on-one interview with Vermont Public Radio reporter Beth Schmidt. The New York senator noted it was her first time ever on Lake Champlain. Yours truly casually reached into a pants pocket to slide out a notebook and, instead, out flew the tape recorder like a projectile. It hit the deck with a crack and, as the boat rocked gently to the left, the recorder slid over the side quicker than you could say, "Give me liberty or give me death." "Oh, well,"exclaimed Hillary, as she watched it all happen. "Maybe they'll find it in 100 years." The storm got stronger and the lightning bolts closer. And we got the foggy feeling that tape recorder went into the drink in order to pay back the ghosts of the Battle ofValcour Island for taking away their cannon. Even-Steven, eh? Meanwhile, the anticipation was growing over Howard Dean's future. Lately, sources indicate Dr. Dean has been doing a stellar job of planting reelection hints wherever he goes. Calls have been coming in from around the state with a uniform message: "He's talking like he's running." Were not buying it. Ho-Ho is

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You know its the dog days of summer when we're writing about marijuana busts. The failed 30-year War on Drugs is a favorite target. Seven Days had the exclusive on two big drug "busts." One occurred in Burlington's City Hall Park in broad daylight as the gendarmes swooped down on a bunch of scruff-hounds smoking something sweet. It turned out to be sage. No law against smoking that... yet. The other "bust" occurred in the Burlington Intervale. Burlington police "eradicated" a couple hundred "marijuana" plants. . They even photographed themselves posing like safari hunters, and fed the picture to the local daily. Turns out the coppers have been ripping up ditch weed from that location every summer. It's just hemp, a vestige of the days in the early 20th century when hemp was grown there to aid the war effort. Meanwhile, other enlightened democracies appeared to be getting real about reefer madness. Canada legalized marijuana for medical use, and Great Britain decriminalized simple possession. What's that tell ya? O n the political front, yours truly took heat for writing a positive column, thanking Howard Dean for his service to Vermont on the occasion of his upcoming 10th anniversary. We asked our Guv the other day if he'd ever imagined, back in August 1991, that 10 years later he'd still be Vermont's undisputed heavyweight champ. • "I don't think like that," Dean replied. "I don't have a personal political 10-year plan, so I never have thought about how long I'd been in office or any of that kind of stuff." And what does the Guv think of the 10th anniversary' reviews he's received in the local press over the past few days? "I think some of them are good and some of them are bad," answered Dean. "It's

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the flash bulletin atop the Washington Post home page — a plane had crashed into one of the twin towers of the World Trade Center (WTC) in lower Manhattan. Quickly we turn on the TV. One tower is afire. A moment later an "Instant Message" arrives on the desktop from a friend on Capitol Hill. "Can you believe

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istory teaches that conservatism and caution are not the best ways to achieve greatness in the realm of artistic expression. But, when the artistic field in question is architecture — in 21st century Vermont — it takes a lot of searching to come up with examples of risks taken, advances made and new forms of beauty achieved. That's the lesson to be drawn from the 2001 edition of the annual Design Awards, bestowed earlier this month by the Vermont Chapter of the American Institute of Architects. A mere 27 projects were entered by the state's architects, meaning that only 27 buildings invented in Vermont and finished this year were deemed worthy, even by their creators. And of those 27, only three received honors from a jury made up of Maine archi-

The southern expansion at the Burlington International Airport also received recognition. Known as the jetBlue terminal, it was designed by Freeman French Freeman to accommodate commuter traffic. In presenting the award, juror Blatt noted that the sleek and efficient airline cocourse is consistent with a worldwide "terminal" trend to leave the interiors awash in sunlight and otherwise evoke for travelers the graceful and hightech qualities one associates with air travel. Or used to, anyway. As Blatt noted, this is "more difficult to do on a smaller scale," suggesting the Burlington airport had a rinky-dink feel before the intervention of Freeman French Freeman. What used to look like a squat suburban office-park building has sprouted a lovely appendage boasting glass-curtain walls as well as interior details that resemble trees, wings and, whimsically,

Freeman French Freeman's updated one. It resembles nothing so much as an airport control tower, albeit one that has been cut to two stories in height and peculiarly elongated. Jurors liked the way this glass-encased addition on stilts seems to anchor the blob-like form of the field house. Maybe students who are pumping iron or puffing away on the Stairmaster feel empowered by a subliminal suggestion that they are in command, like an air-traffic controller clearing flights for take off. At the awards ceremony, UVM officials confessed that they are no longer embarrassed to show prospective students the field house complex. But, in truth, the Truex firm has done more pleasing work recently for other schools. Check out the Information Commons building at Champlain College, or, in South Royalton, Oakes Hall at Vermont Law School.

here is still hope for the Vermont Statehouse, though. As reported here last month, state officials invited four architectural firms to submit designs for a proposed new addition. The winner, Finegold Alexander and Associates of Boston, unveiled its models and drawings at a recent event. Although it specializes in restoration and preservation, the company came up with a plan that truly honors a great historic building -— not by rote imitation of the original but by designing anew in ways that will harmonize effectively and dynamically with the old. The Finegold proposal visualizes an addition at the rear of the Statehouse that is organized around a gentle curve, replicating the contour of the hillside. This is a refreshingly radical step. Like nearly every capital building in the nation, Vermont's Statehouse is designed according to classical principles of symmetry and strict adherence to the Cartesian grid. Every angle is precisely 90 degrees, even in the unabashedly modern 1987 addition. To break free, the architects simply looked skyward and noticed that the building has a lovely curved dome. Evoking the dome at ground level becomes the key to making the building truly "of" the surrounding hillside rather than simply a pleasant juxtaposition with it. The details remain largely unrealized. The design is preliminary, and the key struggle lies ahead — when the Legislature decides this spring whether to fund the construction project. Unfortunately, the same state officials who had the vision to choose the Finegold proposal neglected to show details of the non-winning entries, by Allen Greenberg of Washington, D.C., and by two Vermont firms, Smith Alvarez Sienkiewycz of Burlington and the Burley Partnership of Waitsfield. More than good government is at stake here. Not only should the people of Vermont have a right to review the choices made by competition judges charged with altering a hugely important public building, but there is also intrinsic value in a

Left to right: UVM Fitness Center, KSV, Statehouse plans; top: jetBlue terminal tects Stephen Blatt, Ann Fisher and James Sterling. But there is good news, at least for Burlington: All three award-winning projects were constructed within the borders of the Queen City by local practitioners. The best of the three is the Kelliher Samets Volk addition, created by architect John Anderson out of the former icehouse behind the KSV headquarters on Battery Street. It won a regional AIA award in addition to local honors because it successfully transforms an old hunk of concrete into something that is both functional as a workplace and artful in the sculptural sense.

even the ventilation nozzles above passenger seats in commercial jets. Too bad the same firm is responsible for the new parking garage facing the terminal, which is just a lot of industrialstrength, prefabricated concrete, with some arches and brick randomly applied. The garage jarringly juxtaposes the aesthetic of the strip mall with the loftier aspirations of a worldwide transportation hub. Truex Cullins & Partners received an award for the new fitness center it designed adjacent to the University of Vermont's Gutterson Field House. Ironically, this project looks more like an old-fashioned airport structure than

Both projects are deeply respectful to their historic campus neighbors while managing to be unabashedly contemporary and innovative. Surely Vermont architecture — and thus the awards intended to recognize the best buildings designed in the state — should aspire to something more than the elimination of embarrassment? All three winners of the 2001 awards are good buildings. But, except for Anderson's project, neither the winners nor any of the unsuccessful entries take us to a place we've never been before, architecturally speaking. The good is often the enemy of the great, and never more so than when it

boisterous public discussion about architectural decisions. Most of us suffer, without comment and often without awareness, the bad buildings in which we labor and live. Too many people think that public . buildings should be as cheap as possible. Too much money is wasted reproducing the landmark buildings of the past, rather than on creating architecture that will merit landmark designation in the future. In such an architectural climate, it's understandable why most award-winning architecture is good rather than great. Vermont's architects are capable of excellence; someone just has to hire them to do it. ®

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BLUE JEWEL LIGHT (acoustic jazz), Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 6:30 p.m. NC. JOHN DALY (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 8:30 p.m. NC. JALAPENO BROS. (rock/Americana), Valencia, 10 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & TOM CLEARY (jazz), Leunig's, 7:30 p.m. NC. BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE (jam/funk), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. VIBE (DJ), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. COBALT BLUE (rock), Nectar's, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES NIGHT (DJ Joey K. ; games & prizes), Millennium NightclubBurlington, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+ before 11 p.m. TOP HAT DJ, Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT (house), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SAMPA COU (steel drum, Caribbean), Waiting Room, 11 p.m. NC. DJ HECTOR (Latin dance party), Hector's, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/T-BONE, Backstage, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano), Tavern at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/DAVID HARRISON, Sami's Harmony Pub, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SHANE & CHARLOTTE BRODIE, LISA SAMMET (jazz/folk), The Music Box, 7 p.m. $6/NC. AA ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Downtown Bistro, 6:30 p.m. NC. JOEY LEONE (blues-rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5. TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES (soul/rock/blues), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $5.

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BLACKLIGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT (DJ), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Kincade's, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DREAMWEAVER (DJ), G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. WAG (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. BROTHERS JOHN (rock), Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/JOE RIVERS, Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. STONE MOUNTAIN QUARTER (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ENTRAIN (modern rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $8. SETH YACOVONE BAND (blues), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $4. SIX SHOT BRODIE (rock), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $5. LIVE MUSIC, Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. $4. PICTURE THIS (jazz), J. Morgan's, 7 p.m. NC. HEAD MAINTENANCE (rock), Charlie O's, 10 p.m. NC. DJ BETH (reggae/dancehall), Compost Art Ctr., 9 p.m. $5. AA

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TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop, Top 40), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. BLUE FOX (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FRANKIE (rock/urban DJ; DVDs), Sh-Na-Na's, 8 p.m. $3. JONEE EARTHQUAKE BAND, ZIPPO RAID, MY REVENGE, THE HARSH ABRASIVES, SCAMS, KOOPA TROOPAS (punk, ska, hardcore), The Space, 5 p.m. $5. AA STRAIGHT-AHEAD JAZZ TRIO, Waiting Room, 11 p.m. NC. STRANGEFOLK (jam-rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $15/20. 18+ HIT MEN (rock), Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. THRALL (rock) t Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $3. FIRE IN THE FURNACE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ALLEN BOUCHARD (classical & Spanish guitar), Loretta's Italian Restaurant, 6:30 p.m. NC.' BLACKLIGHT AFTER MIDNIGHT (DJ), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DJ NIGHT, G Stop, 9 p.m. NC. 18+

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ell, one things for sure: 2001 in real life was nothing like the movie. Except my computer did talk to me occasionally when it felt neglected. 2001 was a remarkable year for many reasons, all of them overshadowed, of course, by the terrorist attacks on September 11. But that subject has been and will continue to be rehashed by many others. Thankfully, there is also something to be said for music-making in Vermont, and that is what I'll do here. More than 50 Vermont-made CDs were reviewed by this paper over the past 12 months, and more were produced that we just didn't get to for one reason or another. Last year I recommended that anyone wishing to ensure a positive review should include chocolates. Of course, I was just testing, and I'm happy to report that not a single person attempted any such bribe. So everyone gets an A for ethics, even if their recording was not at the head of the class. For whomever is actually reading this and didn't just skip to the list below, here's how we chose the top Vermont CDs of the year: lottery. Ho ho, just kidding. Actually, winnowing the selections was tougher than usual, because we loved a lot of them. In fact, we couldn't quite limit ourselves to the typical Top 10, and settled for an even dozen instead. What the heck: Two more bands will be the happier for it.

It's easier to define what we eliminated: Compilations. Though we saw fewer of these this year — some 9/11 benefit discs have yet to materialize — we are going to say ix-nay to the fine Hop 3 and Hop 4, produced by Fattie B., a.k.a. Kyle Thompson, and to the rousing 242 Main benefit compilation from Big Heavy World.

Non-originals. While some covers are cool, we prefer to give the nod to music that's mostly penned by Vermonters, and this eliminated the lovely and well-produced all-standards disc Little Jazz Bird, from Juliet McVicker, as well as the Vermont Jazz Ensemble's enjoyable bigband collection, 25 Years in the Moonlight. Major-label releases. That pretty much means anything from the Phab Phour — though we have to commend the awesome six-volume Live Phish, complete with nifty carrying case, issued this year. In the past we've taken EPs (six songs or less) off the list, but The Cancer Conspiracy's self-titled three-song teaser made us really hate doing so. DysFunkShun and Carrigan barely made the cut, size-wise, and we're looking forward to longer projects from both. Get your butts back into the studio, OK, guys? Live recordings. We shook our collective booties to Grippo Funk Band's Live On Stage, but a) it's pretty much nonoriginal stuff; and b) there's too much talking. So with all those caveats in mind, let's take a look at the top 12 (in no particular order). First, though, I want to thank all Vermont musicians for doing what you do. Even if your name is not on this list — even if you didn't record a single thing this year — we sing your praises. Hallelujah, amen. (Z)

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JALAPENO BROTHERS, CORAL BAY {Pipe Dream Records, CD) — The newest from Burlington's Jalapeno Brothers, a.k.a. Glen Schweitzer and friends, is a smorgasbord of blues, country rock and originals. The CD submitted for review was an advance copy, so there was limited information about who played on what track. But Coral Bay does feature some distinctive special guests, such as Vassar Clements, best known for his fluid fiddle work on the classic Old & In the Way, an album that defined bluegrass for a generation. Buddy Cage, the pedal steel alumnus from New Riders of the Purple Sage, shows up on several cuts with Clements — live tracks resulting from a series of shows the "brothers" performed over the past couple years. Vermont up-and-comers Seth Yacovone and Patrick Ross, guitar and fiddle respectively, also make appearances here. Coral Bay confirms The Jalapeno Brothers' place as pioneers in the resurgence of "hippie bands," as one press clipping described the group several years back. The 10track disc is reminiscent of Hot Tuna, The Allman Brothers, NRPS and The Grateful Dead — Workingman's Dead era. The excellent arrangements and fine musicianship show that Schweitzer et al. have been honing their skills plenty over the past 15 years. The second track, Doc Watsons "Southbound," displays the Jalapenos' Hot Tuna influence, complete with Ross as Papa John Creach. The Tuna blues chestnut "San Francisco Bay" features some mighty fine fingerpicking, with the Schweitzer standing in quite well for Jorma Kaukonen. Fine organ work and some mean guitar-playing flesh out the blues rocker "Long Time Ago," indicating this group can boogie as well as interpret the roots of the music. The last track, Stephen Stills' "Love the One You're With," gallops off into an extended 17-minute jam, including flashbacks into Allman-style dueling guitars and Dead space territory. Other selections include a hot live version of "Sweet Georgia Brown," featuring Clements and Cage, and a fine original blues instrumental, titled "One For My Wife." Coral Bay should satisfy any fan of the '60s "Bay sound." For the real thing, check out The Jalapeno Brothers this Thursday or Friday at Valencia, or at the official CD release party at Club Metronome Saturday. — Brian Hadley i

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b ifealB^10^^^^3 ^ ^ Bohjalian is now at a novel about deer hunters and vegetarians. Middlebury author Ron Powers was similarly paralyzed. On September 11th, he was working on an article for the February issue of The Atlantic Monthly. The article, about America's alienated children, is a follow-up to Powers' recent book, Tom and Huck Don't Live Here Anymore: Childhood and Murder in the Heart Of America. "I was at work on it. The attacks happened. For days, weeks, I thought, 'who cares?'" He finished the article — before the deadline. In it, he suggests "an inherent similarity" between the attacks and recent killings committed by America's children. "I think I use the word 'apocalypse' in there," he admits, noting he was careful not to overload his work with references to the attacks. "For me, for a lot of writers," he says, "the challenge is to include it without exploiting it or sensationalizing it for a fashionable topic." Renowned writer and anti-war activist Grace Paley of Thetford addresses the

attacks and their aftermath somewhat more directly in "Inherit the War" on the back page of the January issue of Ms. magazine. Paley, whom Salon.com refers to as "the sagacious elf of American letters," confesses, "What I really should be doing is writing a lot of letters to the newspapers." She offers a cryptic explanation of the Ms. piece: "It's a kind of fable, the first line of which is 'The father has been preparing a war for his son's birthday.' Some people would call it non-fiction. It might be fiction. To me it's just a story."

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supposed to give us the language to unlock the layers of meaning embedded in current events? Kim Jordan, founder of the Breathing Poetry Project, which brings' performance poetry to Vermont schools, is keeping quiet. The former Burlington Poetry Slam slammistress has spent the past few months reading instead of writing. "I've stopped speaking my opinions when I'm not knowledgeable about what's happening," she says. "I've learned to keep my mouth shut and listen." Jordan reports that the usually apolitical Burlington Slam has remained that way, with the exception of the teen-age poets. "We had a teen slam a month ago, and there were a few war-related poems," she notes. "One kid talked about how, if we all took Jesus into our hearts, none of this would have happened." But why war poems only from kids? "They're not as desensitized," Jordan suggests. "And because something smells / fishy about the way our government is ; handling this, and kids pick up on that." f Poet and Robert Frost biographer Jay Parini ofWeybridge has been writing September 11 th-related poems, but he's not publishing them yet. "I'm hoarding them," he admits. The current war has also seeped into Burlington poet Emily Skoler's work, though she rarely sits down to "write.aboHM it directly, "What will happen will be a meditation about my completely usual obsessions, like desire," she explains, "and then there it'll be, something like how the bombs that are being dropped are my bombs, that I chipped in for." Calais-based poet Geoff Hewitt will be included in an upcoming anthology of September 11 th-related writing, to be edited by Bill Heyen. Hewitt's contribution is a poem and a narrative that he says "tries to excuse the exploitative nature of the poem." He asks, "How do you feel when you write a poem on one of the world's great disasters? Are you exploiting the incident, or are you addressing something important?" Wolcott poet David Budbill, who addresses September 11 th in his cyber 'zine, The Judevine Mountain Emailite, am in his recent performance piece, Phoenix Rising, seems less troubled than Hewitt about exploring the disaster theme in his work. He insists that "it's way too soon to tell" what impact the disaster will have — or has had — on his writing. "Ask me next year," he says. ®

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THE SPIRIT OF OBJECTS, an exhibit of items from the permanent collection that show how individuals interact with the past. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through April 2002. STEPHEN HUNECK, woodcuts and lithographs with a canine theme. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through December.

NEW WORKS by students and instructors. Creative Space, Rutland, 7734350. Through January.

VERMONT WATERCOLOR SOCIETY, works by more than 60 artists from around the state. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 457-2020. Through January 9. HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, featuring woodcut prints and other work by ~ Stephen Huneck. Stephen Huneck Gallery, Woodstock, 457-3206. Through December.

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he fact that Montpelier is the smallest state capital in the U.S. may explain its per capita density of briefcases, but it's also an arty town, and the evidence is worth seeking out. Several of the city's nooks and crannies have credible exhibitions this month — a sampling of what's available year 'round in the vicinity of the golden dome. "Intersection" is the title of a group of seven paintings by Susan Dygert at Montpelier City Hall. Her works are small, acrylic abstractions using the cross as a theme. Crosses are simple intersections, but also symbols filled with religious connotations. The dual nature of this abstract form is not lost on Dygert. The title of "Union" can be read both ways — as an expression of faith or as a description of the formal aspects of the piece. A yellow-andwhite right angle is scumbled over a dark cross, and the background has varied textures. "Alignment" breaks the cruciform into less symmetrical parts, and uses a broader array of hues— greens, purples and light blues are dominant. "Redemption," however, is less ambiguous. Its cross has a traditional Christian arrangement, with the horizontal bar more than halfway up the vertical. Two interesting shows adorn City Center: one by Andrew Wise at Caffeino's coffee shop; the other a hallway exhibit by Alexandra Bottinelli and Delia Robinson. Bottinelli recently had a show at the Doll-Anstadt Gallery in Burlington and is well known for her rich, ethereal collages. Two of her untitled, found-wood sculptures are also on display here. Robinson is presenting new work with a seasonal theme — five pieces from a series entitled "Advent Calendar for the Amiable Hen." Robinson's works are as humorous as they are technically accomplished. Each of the five "calendars" features a hen image and several cutout windows filled with things of importance to hens: eggs,

bits of straw, feathers, a crocheted chick. But Robinson plays with the idea a little more by including seashells as well as eggshells in some of the pieces, and posting "please touch" signs as an antidote to the usual opposite admonition accompanying most art shows. The Andrew Wise show had no signage at the time of this writing, but consists of an impressive collection of 10 abstract pieces executed with drawing material on canvas and paper. Wise handles drawn lines the way other painters use drips — with long, loopy strokes that contain smaller fields of color. Some of his pieces are very large, including a bundle of worked canvas mounted on the wall. Another piece spans a corner of the coffee shop. Figurative elements surface in several of the pieces, but do not distract from the rhythmic lines that are his real strength. Tinka Theresa Martell has an exhibit at the headquarters of the Vermont Arts Council on State Street. Her 30-some mixed-media pieces on handmade paper and torn canvas include washes of ink and copper leaf. "Untitled #14" is a long, vertical abstraction on canvas, with uneven edges and a black frame. The image is a sinewy S-curve, with blocks of copper leaf and salmon stain painting defined by charcoal lines. The forms are like leaves from a twig. "Untitled #22" has a more zigzagged shape and autumnal hues — yellow, pale orange, brown and crimson — and finer outlines. All these works have an organic quality. Although Martell is evidently influenced by the colors and textures of the natural world, she is nevertheless a pure nonobjective artist. • The VAC has a busy office, but Martell's work is well worth finding. Every artist or supporter of the arts in Vermont pays an occasional visit to that particular governmental in agency, anyway. It's far more pleasant than dropping in on, say, the.Department of Motor Vehicles, especially when the walls are decked. CD

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m 1 .G.I.D. — Thank God it's I December, and a wrap for • what has proven to be one of the most frustrating years in recent 2. DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE movie-going memory. Sure, It wouldn't be a worst-of list records were broken left and right. without at least one appearance by Studios made out like bandits. The Travolta. What's the point of makproblem was, studios made films ing a comeback if movies like this like Bandits. And so many of are what an actor comes back to them. make? Putting together a year-end list 3. THE WEDDING PLANNER cf the 10 worst was no problem. I Jennifer Lopez's first romantic could have compiled two more, comedy was made by a first-time with a John Travolta movie to director and written by first-time spare. On the other hand, coming screenwriters, but you'd swear it up with titles for the 10 best was wasn't the first time you've come harder than I can remember it ever across its gimmicky story line. being. The great majority of motion pictures released this year simply weren't great or terrible, but 4. ORIGINAL SIN There are villains in the old rather serviceable — momentarily "Batman" TV series who are more diverting, but nearly impossible to remember after leaving the theater. believable than the nutjob femme Of course, it doesn't help that I fatale Angelina Jolie played here. am writing this in mid-December. 5. PEARL HARBOR A dozen or so of the most buzzedDirector Michael Bay depicted about pictures haven't made it to the 1941 Japanese attack and the town yet — for example, In the havoc it wreaked on the love lives Bedroom, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Man Who Wasn't There, of three young Americans. Skip the first 90 minutes. There's not a A Beautiful Mind, Donnie Darko, single reason to show up a second Waking Life and The Majestic. before the enemy planes do. Odds are there's an Oscar winner in that short list. 6. ONE NIGHT AT MCCOOL'S But duty calls, so here you go. A picture has to blow in an And, as always, please bear in awfully big way to be 80 percent mind I'm not claiming these are Liv Tyler footage and still totally the 10 best and worst films of the past 12 months — just the 10 best unwatchable, but any way you looked at it, One Night at McCool's and worst I happened to see. was one too many. Happy holidays, then, and better luck to us all in the new year. 7. MONKEYBONE Brendan Fraser's a cartoonist who gets into a car wreck, goes into a coma and wakes up in a cartoon purgatory from which he struggles to escape. I knew just

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"No mercy. No shame. No sequel." That was the tagline for the Wayans' first horror spoof. All I can say with regard to the second is, mercy, what a shame they didn't keep that promise.

10. PLANET OF THE APES With his film's multiple surprise endings — each sillier than the one before it — Tim Burton clearly hoped to outdo the legendary last-minute jolt of the 1968 original. All the slumping director succeeded in doing, though, was to remind us they don't even remake them like they used to.

THE 10 BEST (in ascending order) 1. ANGEL EYES The best angst-ridden romance since Leaving Las Vegas, and possibly the most existential chick-flick ever made. 2. JURASSIC PARK III An old-fashioned monster movie with a wicked 21st-century grin, the third time was the charm in a big way, thanks to Joe Johnston's invigorating direction and a wisecracking script from the talented team behind Election.

3. SPY GAME Tony Scott's suspensefest offered a bracing race against the clock, a rousing round of cat and mouse and a thrilling battle of wits and wills.. A CIA saga with intelligence —- what'll they think of next? 4. 15 MINUTES John Herzfeld's overlooked but thought-provoking picture shone a light on the cultural and legal forces that have turned this country into the land of the loophole. Not the first film to address the subject, certainly, but definitely one of the best. 5. THE SCORE A heist saga in which three great actors — Robert De Niro, Edward Norton and Marlon Brando — take turns stealing scenes, the latest from Frank Oz was one of the few films in its genre this year you didn't leave feeling robbed. 6.0

The release of Tim Blake Nelson's controversial Othello update was delayed due to concerns it might inspire Columbinestyle violence, but that turned out to be much ado about nothing. Watching this powerfully affecting character study is likely to inspire admiration. 7. TRAINING DAY Not since Pulp Fiction have I experienced the queasy cocktail of surprise, repulsion and fascination this film serves up. They make a lot of movies about cops in that town, but the latest from Antoine Fuqua is without a doubt one of L.A.'s finest. 8. THE HOUSE OF MIRTH Terence Davies' adaptation of the Edith Wharton novel offered a darkly elegant and nuanced tragedy, beautifully conceived and superbly realized. Who knew Gillian Anderson was a great actress? I can think of few small films it would be a bigger mistake to miss. 9. MEMENTO Writer-director Christopher Nolan created the uncontested head movie of the year, a deliciously trippy mystery from beginning to end. Or, in this case, the other way around. 10. MOULIN ROUGE Anyone who believes the modern musical doesn't get any more out there than the South Park movie or Dancer in the Dark apparently hasn't seen Baz Luhrmann's romantic, playful and incredibly inventive creation. The visionary director pulls out all the stops in conjuring a madly opulent mini cosmos. Plagued by technical problems and repeated delays, Moulin Rouge was worth the effort and the wait.

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ere's my sob story: An endangered species, Vermont film critics are unable to benefit from the advance press screenings available to our peers in major urban centers. Thanks to the fiscal timidity of distribution companies, many independent or foreign-language releases do not reach the Burlington area at all unless they first sell lots of tickets in New York and Los Angeles. In order to print critiques in conjunction with premieres in this region, the major daily newspaper relies on the work of faceless journalists provided by various wire services. Locally generated reviews usually only appear after movies are already playing for the general public here. Boo-hoo. My one advantage in this provincial dilemma is that I frequent several film festivals on behalf of a California-based magazine. That allows me to periodically get a jump on the daily. But the goal at those annual events in Lake Placid, Montreal, Toronto and Fort Lauderdale — my regular circuit from June through November — is not always to catch apparent blockbusters likely to head our way. I tend to gravitate to art-house selections. So, you'll get no ordinary end-of-the-year list of the best from me, just a glance at non-mainstream productions — some that have not c -en reached the United States yet. My last column of 2001 is actually a preview of things to come. I hope. 1. Borstal Boy is an account of young Brendan Behan, a real-life nascent Irish terrorist transformed by the people and the books he encounters in a reform school. American Shawn Hatosy gives a convincing star turn as the idealistic lad, who became an acclaimed alcoholic playwright. 2. Dead Dog concerns a heterosexual Manhattan couple torn apart by the hit-and-run killing of their beloved golden retriever. Animal lovers may understand the male lead's relentless obsession with tracking down the careless driver. 3. American Saint is a road movie that accompanies a middleaged cabbie with a vintage yellow Checker crossing the country to help an aspiring actor approximate Jack Kerouacs legendary journeys. The thespian, planning to audition for a movie role as the beat writer, finds America. 4. Unfair Competition takes place in 1938 on a picturesque street in Rome. Two haberdashers — one of them Jewish — compete fiercely, until Mussolini's fascists change the neighborhood forever. Frenchman Gerard Depardieu joins the Italians in this historical drama directed by the great Ettcre Scola. 5. Lantana, from Australia, centers on four married couples whose lives intersect in tragedy. Anthony LaPcX, "a, Barbara Hershey and Geoffrey Rush are part of a wond*.. . ensemble cast in this exploration of how difficult it can be to simply love each other. 6. YTu Mama Tambien is a bittersweet saga of a young woman with a sad secret traveling through rural Mexico in the company of two lusty teen-age boys who don't realize it will be their quintessential coming-of-age experience. 7. Buffalo Soldiers is such a dark comic take on the U.S. military that its fall debut was postponed in the wake of September 11. Joaquin Phoenix plays a Milo Minderbinder-type wheeler-dealer in an unflinching, contemporary satire reminiscent of Catch 22. 8. The Tunnel, a true story set in Berlin during the early 1960s, follows some desperate citizens of a divided Germany who risk everything for liberty. Dig, they must. A plot that could easily have been predictable ripples with suspense. 9. No Man's Land unfolds in a Bosnian war zone, where two stranded fighters — a Serb and a Muslim — face off as the United Nations refuses to intervene. The press, ever eager for a scoop at any price, helps raise the stakes. 10. The Zookeeper, another Balkans cautionary tale, is about an abrasive loner left behind to care for the caged animals when an increasingly bloody conflict prompts everyone else to flee. After reluctantly sheltering a small boy who has seen more than any kid ever should, the zoo custodian, played by Sam Neill of furassic Park fame, is also persuaded to take in the youngster's mother. They're all in danger because the two refugees are from an ethnic group being "cleansed" by the occupying A ? vs. Its nice to see Neill trade prehistoric beasts for moduli'. :rs. ©

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Dear Cecil, Why are Milk Duds called Milk Duds? The "milk"part is obvious (milk chocolate), but what, in a confectionery sense, are duds? — David English, Somerville, Massachusetts You've got a problem with Milk Duds, David? You'd prefer maybe the Milk of Dynamic Overachievement? But I understand where you're coming from. Milk Duds. Milk Losers. Milk Hopeless Lamers. These don't seem like names calculated to move product. Then again, candy names tend to be on the inscrutable side. What, in a confectionery sense, is a skittle? A twix? A Jujube? How do they come up with these names, anyway? Does it involve drugs? Once that nice Mr. Ashcroft gets done straightening out the Ay-rabs, he really ought to look into the candy business. But you want the facts. I turned to the Milk Dud Web site. (What, you thought, I'd have to file suit under the

Freedom of Information Act?) I learned the following facts: (1) "In 1928, Milton J. Holloway took over F. Hoffman & Company of Chicago, the original manu- . facturer of Milk Duds chocolate covered caramels." The brand passed through many other hands in subsequent years and is now owned by Hershey. (2) "The Milk Duds name came about because the original idea was to have a perfectly round piece. Since this was found to be impossible, the word 'duds' was used." O n the one hand, you have to wonder what kind of marketing department sits around and thinks, "Hm. How can we call attention to the defects of our product?" O n the other hand, there's a sort of heroism in this approach. Here's the product development team, contemplating a bunch of nonspherical chocolate-covered caramels lying forlornly on the lab bench. Their leader speaks: "You know, boys, if this were New York or Los Angeles, we'd go nuts trying to put a positive spin on this, like,

Morays. Culture and morays. Cultural morays... whoa. Well, your motto is siempre hay esperanza, "there's always hope," and we're sure going to put that to the test now. The word you're looking for is mores. It's the plural of the Latin mos, custom, and it means the generally accepted customs, practices, traditions and whatnot that keep a society going and which come to assume moral and legal force. It's pronounced "morays" but has no connection with moray eels (family Muraenidae). Practice using mores in this sentence: "Poetic, tragic, humorous and mythic, the film crosses the borders of personal values, cultural mores and the discipline of filmmaking itself." (Got it from a Notre Dame Web site. And you thought all Domers talked about was football.) What does this mean? How should I know? But drop it " into your next conversation with the meter reader and he'll look at you like you're Albert Einstein. While we're getting you fixed up here, Karon, I have to ask — are you sure it's spelled Karon? — CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or e-mail him at cecil@chireader.com.

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is all about the perennial pleasure-pain principle. Long lines for great shows. Hot cocoa on a cold night. Last year's Logger. Think you've done it, right? But the annual culture crawl has tweaked its frozen formula this year. Call it the 19-year itch. Acting more like a producer than a scheduler, director Jimmy Swift is creating collaborations, appointing co-curators and reaching out to a younger demographic that could be described as — gasp — family-unfriendly. The names are the same, but the "numbers" are different. "You've seen Tammy Fletcher, but you haven't seen her like this — in a soul revue," Swift enthuses. "You've seen the Highland Weavers, but you haven't seen them like this — in an all-Vermont Acoustic Mini Fest curated by Robert Resnik. You've seen 'the Logger,' but First Night is getting him to do new stuff." Also new is a fresh focus on teens — First Night has really never targeted the too-old-for-face-painting set. This year there are young

playwrights, young poets and young musicians. But the main event is a rocking parent-proof show that goes all night at Memorial Auditorium, with Orbit, Zola Turn, James Kochalka Superstar, The Bazookas, River City Rebels, DysFunkShun, and more. Our Voices Xposed, a youth-run anti-tobacco movement, is also involved. James Lockridge of Big Heavy World is hosting that party. But Swift is using the same model at other spots, identifying "curators" who will select acts in keeping with some kind of venue vision. Mark Nash of Vermont Stage is in charge of the FlynnSpace. Resnik is holding court at the Unitarian Church. Judy Newman — wife of local Magic Hat beermeister Alan — is handling the outdoor parade, which Swift is declaring, oxymoronically, to be a "new tradition." Inspired by the Mardi Gras procession, which was conceived by the Mad Hatters, she's enlisted Taiko drummers, dragons, candy tossers and a comic yak dance from Tibet to get revelers really psyched. "We are going out there in the cold and snow," Swift says with determination. "Weather be darned." Still, best wear your woolies. ®

Out of the mouths of babes... come some killer lines. Vermont's budding bards fret their hours upon the stage every spring during the Young Playwrights Festival. Actually, they each get 10 minutes to show their stuff, and a lot of it is adolescent drama. With the help of Vermont Stage, three of the best dramatists get in on the First Night act via "Comedy Triple Play" — a holy trinity of stellar stage stories selected from performances over the years. "Whiskey and Women" is a take-off on the old Western. "Interrogation of Mime," well, sounds intriguing. And then there's one about a "woman who gets badgered by her self-help tapes," says Mark Nash of Vermont Stage. "They are all really clever. These kids have never written a play before." Who knows? There could a Mamet among them.

Mulligan is the perfect name for the comedy concoction of Waldo, Woodhead and El Gleno Grande. When it comes to old-world antics, the vaudeville trio definitely belongs in the same bowl. Juggling, physical comedy, sight gags, optical illusions and slapstick are all part of the stew. New this year is a trio of bluegrass musicians playing along with the pratfalls. So don't be surprised if Woody and El Gleno burst into Appalachian song. Although he says they still have some details to work out, Woody understates, "the whole thing is going to stay on the light side." Not like that existential show they did last year. Ha ha.

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"Dr. T." wants to make sure his ^ ^ name gets spelled right. That's WKM ^ T-O-R-T-O-L-A-N-O — the sole • • solo organist in the First Night fes* ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ tivities. After years of leading a ^ ^ ^ R B R carol sing-a-long at St. Pauls flRHg Cathedral, "I'm changing it this M S n ^ B S B & B S b year," he says of his music venture • on the newly renovated pipe organ B at the First Congregational Church. B "One of the things I am trying to do B is to make the program serious, but B not too serious/' Tortolano explains. V He's covering "the masters," but also a Br Lebanese composer who makes j m Gregorian chant sound Middle Wr Eastern. A "theater" rendition of w p "Moonlight in Vermont" and two Green B ^ Mountain hymns are also on the pro^ ^ gram. W h o knew "We Three Kings" were actually from Burlington?

There are 180 characters ML in the original version of mk A Christmas Carol — for « which Charles Dickens was Wk reportedly paid by the word. But B the creative couple behind No Strings Marionettes have pared the cast down to 18 handmade puppets and shrunk the Scrooge story so it fits * W m into a 50-minute First Night slot. "We v f P ^ ' B pick scenes that translate best into motion," says puppeteer Barbara Paulson. Even in the edited version, though, she and her partner Dan Baginski have their hands full ^ — all four of them. Long before Ebenezer pulls out the plastic, you'll have stopped seeing strings.

claims is "the finest guitar made... I'm looking forward to putting out some music on an instrumen t I am getting to know." Expect to hear mostly original tunes at his instrumental solo gig, along with a few Kottke covers, Celtic tunes and a one-handed version of "Amazing Grace." Just don't expect the former Free Press editorial writer to sing. "It's a mercy I don't," he says. Nobody knows better that words can get you in big trouble.

You white boys kick some ass. 1 hat quote, attributed to "fans screaming out of a car window after a private party," is among the accolades included in the press kit for the Seth Yacovone Band. There is plenty of official praise, too, for the 22-year-old band leader — blues guitarist who plays like he's lived three times that long. In the meantime, the Wolcott-born ax man is ^ ^ ^ ^k paying his blues dues — to the tune of 100 ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ shows a year. He's already shared a stage J ^ ^ ^ r ^ » jM with Ray Charles, B.B. King, Koko ^ ^ ^ mjk Taylor, Roomful of Blues, Trey ^^w . ^ ^ I I k j H Anastasio, Johnny Winter and M^^mLjm Govt Mule. The next big break J6S could be a tour with Little Feat. Until then, h'e's all ours. X i

Breakaway fiddler Gene White ^ . dl took it as a sign. ^Jk JmR^ For four years, he'd > '^g^^^^KEKSfJ -mt^" been playing the same ^^^ _ Stanley Gospel Tradition ^^^ tape over and over again in his car. What made that style of bluegrass so compelling? It was sacred — literally. While lyrics tend to take a backseat to blistering finger work in Appalachian string numbers, bluegrass gospel plays up the message along with the music. Coming up with titles like "Man of Sorrow," "I Saw the Light" and "Traveling Prayer," White decided to curate a concert of "spiritual" bluegrass. "It became clear that getting the best vocalists possible was key," White says. "That has been accomplished." Along with a best-of band that boasts some great singers, Vermont's own Patti Casey plans to join in after midnight. Sounds divine.

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kids STORYTIME: Young readers aged 3 to 5 learn from lighthearted literature, songs and activities. S. Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Register, 652-7080. 'TINY TOTS' STORYTIME: The 3-and-under crowd shares social time and stories. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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POETRY WORKSHOP: Local poet David Weinstock shares writing tips with aspiring authors. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 1 p.m.. Free. Info, 388-7523.

STORYTIME: See December 26. AUDITION WORKSHOP: Lyric Theatre Company teaches talented youngsters to make the most of an audition at this singing and acting workshop. South Burlington High School, 9 a.m. - noon. $15. Info, 658-1484.

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etc 'CHRISTMAS AT BILLINGS FARM': See December 26. QUILT GROUP: Expert and novice needlers with decorative designs apply themselves to quilting projects at the Brook Street School, Barre, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

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sport ROPES COURSE: An evening of games, initiatives and teambuilding activities lends new meaning to the term "hanging out." Petra Cliffs Climbing Center, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. $15. Register, 657-3872. TEEN SWIM: Teenagers take the plunge in an indoor pool and escape the blustery weather outside. Greater Burlington YMCA, 8-9:45 p.m. $2. Info, 862-9622.

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oq Saturday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." VIENNESE EVENING: Crossroads Arts Council presents Marvis Martin and Troy Cook — two of the world's finest singers — in an evening of Viennese-themed dinner, dancing and celebration. Paramount Theater, Rutland, 8 p.m. $65. Info, 775-5413.

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dance FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: Lausanne Allen calls at this community dance made musical by the Saltash Serenaders. Unitarian Universalist Church, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 747-0732. BALLROOM DANCE PARTY: Waltz your way through a night of social dancing at this weekly soiree. Jazzercize, Williston. Minilesson, 7 p.m. $10. Dance only, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2207.

drama 'SOUND OF MUSIC: See December 26, 7'p.m.

film 'APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX': Marlon Brando, Robert Duvall and Martin Sheen appear — younger — in this expanded, recut version of Coppola's Vietnam War epic. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

'APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX': See December 28. SINGLES MATINEE: The Green Mountain Singles organize a trip to the movies in search of social opportunities — in the dark. Info, 859-0925.

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etc 'CHRISTMAS AT BILLINGS FARM': See December 26. HOLIDAY SHOWCASE: Local artisans show off their talents in a variety of media at the Shullenberger Gallery, Jericho, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4993. 'THE MAGIC OF SCIENCE': Science lovers embark on "Amazing Adventures with Atoms, Molecules and Electrons." B106 Angell Hall, UVM, Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Register, 656-2594.

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drama 'SOUND OF MUSIC': See December 26.

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film 'APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX': See December 28, 1:30 & 7 p.m.

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words WRITING GROUP: Share ideas, get feedback and try writing exercises at the Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242.

TEEN BASKETBALL: The indoor court makes hoop dreams come true for teens at the Greater Burlington YMCA, 4-5 p.m. $2. Info, 862-9622.

etc 'CHRISTMAS AT BILLINGS FARM': See December 26. HOLIDAY SHOWCASE: See December 29.

monday new year's eve music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." FAMILY CONCERT: Judy Pancoast fills the void "between Barney and Britney" at Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 8,65-2711. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: Youth chamber musicians perform classical works to ring in the new year. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 4 & 7 p.m. Free with First Night Button. Info, 655-5030. JENN KARSON & BAD JU JU: This First Night performance blends jazz, pop and blues into a, "retro-contemporary" sound. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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etc 'CHRISTMAS AT BILLINGS FARM': See December 26. FIRST NIGHT BURLINGTON: Music, dance, theater and poetry slams at over 25 performance sites wind up with explosive fireworks at midnight. See page 2b-3b, this section. Venues around Burlington, noon - midnight. $5-13. Info, 800-639-9252. FIRST NIGHT TEENS: Teen-agers celebrate New Year's with a basketball tournament, a battle of the bands, hall hockey, pizza and pinatas. Montpelier High School, 6 p.m. - 1 a.m. Free. Info, 225-8070. FIRST NIGHT MONTPELIER: Ring in the New Year with live performances of theater, music, dance, storytelling and magic. Venues around Montpelier,

new year's day music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." NATURALLY SEVEN: The seven-person a cappella group samples gospel, jazz, rhythm & blues, hip hop and classical sounds in a non-instrumental performance. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 457-2620.

HOMESCHOOLERS STORYTIME: Stay-at-home students listen to stories told the old-fashioned way at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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film 'APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX': See December 28. 'SWINGERS': Five young showbiz wannabes prowl the Hollywood retro club scene for career breaks and beautiful "babies" in this film starring Vince Vaughan. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 8:45 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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NATURALIST TRAVELS: Learn about the natural and cultural history of Vancouver Island without leaving the Vermont. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 229-6206. BUSINESS GROUP: Local business owners convene to share stories of successes and frustrations. Scrumptious Cafe, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 860-1417.

film 'APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX': See December 28. 'WAKING LIFE': This animated film follows an unnamed young man wandering around a labyrinthine world, not knowing whether or not he is awake. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:45 & 8:45 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422. 'LUMUMBA': A beer salesman leads the Congo to independence in this subtitled French film. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Calendar Continued from page 5b COFFEEHOUSE CONCERT: Vermont natives Pete Sutherland and Karen Billings set the stage with folk tunes before an open mike. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 388-9782.

dance SWING DANCE: Wear vintage duds or come as you are to learn the Lindy —- the original style of swing. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, mini-lesson, 7-8 p.m. Dance, 8-10 p.m. $10. Info, 223-7861.

film AMELIE': See January 4. 'TORTILLA SOUP': This Latino remake of "Eat Drink Man Woman features a successful chef whose worries about his daughters are played out at the family table. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $6. Info, 603646-2422.

a benefit auction and vendors. Sheraton Conference Center, S. Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Homeless pet auction, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 893-6270.

Sunday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." SCOTT MACKEY: The acoustic musician delivers passionate performances embracing the human condition. Borders Cafe, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CARIAD: This musical duo plays Welsh, Irish, Scandinavian, Scottish, Breton and North American music for traditional fiddle, guitar and viola. Deborah Rawson Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

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SHEBA: The Dartmouth student hip-hop dance troupe gets interactive in Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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TEEN NATURALIST CLUB: Go from a tropical rainforest to the frozen arctic on day trip to the Montreal Biodome. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 9 p.m. $10. Register, 229-6206. CAT SHOW: Cat fanciers flock to this feline festival featuring a "parade of breeds," competitions, LMGREAU.YGOOOABOUTEVERYTHINGIGOTAND

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monday music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." CHAMPLAIN ECHOES: Harmonious women compare notes at a weekly rehearsal of the all-female barbershop chorus. The Pines, Dorset St., S. Burlington, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3087.

dance JANE COMFORT & COMPANY: The award-winning choreographer presents her new piece about a New York City deejay who must reforge his identity. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $25. Info, 603646-2422.

'CAT O N A H O T TIN ROOF' AUDITIONS: Actors and wannabes try out for Tennessee Williams' play about an alcoholic ex-athlete and a love-starved Southern belle. Memorial Hall, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9579.

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SONG AND STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing read-along for babies and toddlers. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

etc WEIGHT LOSS TALK: Dr. Sean Patterson discusses the latest research on performance nutrition, fighting aging, pain free training and total body wellness at the Woolen Mill Health Club, 20 W. Canal St., Winooski, 5:30 p.m. Free. Register, 655-2399. ASTRONOMY MEETING: Stargazers of all levels hear about "Lunar Cratering" and "Light Pollution Mapping" from an astronomy expert. 413 Waterman, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 482-6887. NETWORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support. Career Resource Center, Vermont Department of Employment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0325.

tuescfay music • Also, see listings in "Sound Advice." GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: The all-male chorus seeks voices to learn barbershop singing and quarteting. S. Burlington High School, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

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film 'AMELIE': See January 4.

art • See exhibits in the art listings.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p ; m. Free. Info, 864-2827.

kids 'MUSIC W I T H ROBERT AND GIGI': See January 4. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tykes ages 3 to 5 get an early appreciation for literature. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 482-2878. STORYTIMES: Youngsters benefit from books read aloud. 1 -3 years, 10 a.m. 4-5 years, 1 p.m. S. Burlington Community Library. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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'AMELIE': See January 4. DOUBLE FEATURE: A transsexual is touring Middle America with her band in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 6:45 p.m. Shaft stars Samuel Jackson as an ultra cool, bad-ass vigilante, 8:40 p.m. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. $6. Info, 603-646-2422.

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art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings. FIGURE DRAWING: See December 26. AFTER SCHOOL ADVENTURES EXHIBIT: The Burlington Community Schools Project presents a multi-media display of works by students in city after-school programs. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1565.

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Certified sion in beginning or advanced February 27, 3:15-5:15 p.m. 9612. Local dancer Sophie Backus film-acting coach Jock MacDonald classes. Shelburne Craft School, Shelteachers beginners, advanced-beginleads sessions held in conjunction burne Village. Info, 985-3648 or ners and intermediate dancers. with the Los Angeles-based Camerwww.shelburnecraftschool.org. FLYNNARTS DANCE CLASSon Thor Studio, Edgewood Studios Through engaging drawing exercisPROFESSIONAL BARTENDES: New classes in hip-hop, and Lost Nation Theater. es, students learn the basics of ING TRAINING: Day, evening musical theater and modern FLYNNARTS ACTING CLASSdrawing and gain confidence in and weekend courses. Various dance begin January 21. Flynn ES: New classes in auditioning, their art. locations. Info, 888-437-4657 or Center for the Performing Arts, improv, storytelling, musical theFUN WITH CARTOONING: bartendingschool.com. Get certiBurlington. Info, 652-4500 or ater, voice and magic begin JanSaturdays, January 12 through fied to make a mean martini, marwww.flynncenter.org. Children, uary 21. Flynn Center for the February 16, 10 a.m. - noon. garita, manhattan or mai tai, teens and adults earn a two-for-one Performing Arts, Burlington. Shelburne Craft School, Shelticket bonus by registering for the Info, 652-4500 or www.flynncen burne Village. Info, 985-3648 or dance class of their choice before ter.org. A range of exciting new www.shelburnecraftschool.org. EXPLORING BUSINESS December 31. classes accommodate children, teens Learn to create cartoon characters OWNERSHIP: Wednesdays, and adults. and the elements needed to write January 9, 16, 23, & 30, 5:30lively comic strips., 8:30 p.m. Women's Small BEGINNING CONGA & Business Program, Burlington. DJEMBE: Wednesdays, starting AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN $115, grants available. Info, January 23. Conga, 5:45-7:15 VALLEY: Adults, Monday 846-7160. Explore the possibilities ITALIAN: Group and individual p.m. Djembe, 7:15-8:45 p.m. through Friday, 5:45-6:45 p.m. and realities of business ownership, instruction, beginner to Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Avenue, and 7-8:15 p.m. Wednesdays, assess your skills and interests and advanced, all ages. Middlebury Burlington. $12/class. Friday noon - 1 p.m. Saturdays, 10:15develop a business idea. area. Prices vary. Info, 545-2676. intermediate Conga class begins 11:15 a.m. & 11:15 a.m. - 12:30 START UP: Thursdays, February Immerse yourself in Italian to get January 18, 4-5 p.m. Call for p.m. Children, Tuesdays, 4-5 7 through May 16, 5-9 p.m. and ready for a trip abroad, or to better location. Info, 658-0658. Stuart p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Sundays, 3-7 p.m. Women's Small enjoy the country's music, art and Paton makes instruments available Aikido of Champlain Valley, 17 Business Program, Burlington. cuisine. in this upbeat drumming class. E. Allen St., Winooski. Info, $1250. grants available. Info, ESL: Ongoing small group classBEGINNING TAIKO: 654-6999 or www.aikidovt.org. 846-7160. Learn valuable business es, beginners to intermediates. Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Beginning The school is relocating to 257 Pine and computer skills and develop a Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane adult class starts January 14. Street, Burlington, in January. Call plan for turning a business idea Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, ColchesMonday kid class starts January for more info or see Web site. into action. ter. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve 21, 3:30 p.m. Taiko Studio, 208 AIKIDO OF VERMONT: your listening, speaking, reading Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Ongoing classes Monday through and writing skills in English as a Thursday Taiko sessions begin Friday, 6-7 p.m. and 7-8 p.m. second language. STAND-UP COMEDY WORKJanuary 17 at Capital City Saturday, 9-10:30 a.m. Sunday, : SHOP: Beginning in January, FRENCH: New classes begin Grange, Montpelier. Kids, 4:15 10-11:30 a.m. Above Onion January 21 through May 30, for Burlington area. Info, 734-7465. p.m. Adults, 5:15 p.m. Info, 658River Co-op, 274 N. Winooski Learn about the comedy perforadults and children, including 0658. Experience the power of Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785. daytime homeschooling sessions, mance biz, from writing the lines triSto-style drumming. Practice the art of Aikido in a safe to delivering them like a pro. ;; L > Jericho. Prices vary. Info, 899and supportive invirorrm^t * 4389 or ggp@together.net.,-/ Personalize your language learning with a combination of group and STAINED CLASS COMPREOIL PAINTING LEVEL 1: PAPER BOWLS WORKSHOP: individual lessons. HENSIVE: Twelve Tuesdays, Mondays, January 7 through Saturday, January 26, 10 a.m. - 3 January 15 through April 2, 6:30February 11, 6-9 p.m. Shelburne p.m. Shelburne Craft School, 9 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Craft School, Shelburne Village. Shelburne Village. Info, 985Shelburne Village. Info, 985WING CHUN KUNG FU: Info, 985-3648 or www.shel 3648 or www.shelburnecraft 3648 or www.shelburnecraft Fridays, 6 p.m. Martial Way Selfburnecraftschool.org. Learn the school.org. Combine some paper, a school.org. Learn beginner and Defense Center, 25 Raymond basics of materials, tools and techmold and your imagination to creintermediate techniques and create Road, Colchester. First class free. niques of oil painting with emphaate decorative bowls. one or more panels. Info, 893-8893. This simple and sis on the formal elements as well as POTTERY PAINTING: practical martial art was created by creativity. Ongoing beginner-to-advanced a woman and requires no special FIGURE DRAWING — UNINFLY TYING CLASSES: Six classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, strength or size. STRUCTED: Thursdays, beginSaturdays or Sundays, starting 119 College St., Burlington. Info, ARNIS: Saturdays, 11:15 a.m. ning January 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. January 12 or 13. Saturdays, 2-4 652-0102. Learn the basics or fine Martial Way Self-Defense Center, Shelburne Craft School, Sheltechniques for painting ceramics to p.m. Sundays, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 25 Raymond Road, Colchester. burne Village. Info, 985-3648 or p.m. Schirmer s Fly Shop, 34 create gifts and other treasures. First class free. Info, 893-8893. www.shelburnecraftschool.org. Mills Avenue, S. Burlington. CRAFTS FOR ALL AGES: This Filipino discipline combines Draw or paint in a small, comfort$100, includes materials but not Classes forming in ceramics, the fluid movements of the escrima able group with live model. tools. Info, 863-6105. Experience glass, fiber, wood, jewelry, phostick with graceful and dynamic FERRISBURGH ARTISANS the satisfaction of catching sport tography and other art forms. footwork. GUILD: Ongoing classes in fish on flies you've tied yourself. Frog Hollow Craft School, 250 TAEKWONDO: Beginning and watercolor, welding, stained glass, Main Street, Burlington. Info, advanced classes Monday, pottery, kinder art, Saturday 860-7474. New classes start in Wednesday, Thursday, 4:30-8:30 morning clay and more. Info, JEWELRY MAKING: January; callfor catalogue or gift p.m. Saturdays, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. 877-3668. Unleash your creativity Wednesday evenings, 6-9 p.m. certificates. The Blue Wave TaeKwonDo with top-notch instructors. Studio3d, 208 Flynn Avenue, BASIC METALSMITHINGSchool, 182 Main Street, INTRO TO ACRYLICS & Burlington. $l45/six. Info, JEWELRY: Mondays, January 14 Burlington. Prices vary. Info, WATER-SOLUBLE OILS: 864-0810 or Studio3d@togeththrough February 18, 6:30-8:30 658-3359 or info@bluewave Mondays, January 7 through er.net. Learn fundamental jewelryp.m. Shelburne Craft School, tkd.com. Fifth-degree black belt February 11, 2-5 p.m. Shelburne making techniques to create items Shelburne Village. Info, 985and former national team member Craft School, Shelburne Village. you'll be proud to wear. 3648 or www.shelburnecraft Gordon W. White teaches the excitInfo, 985-3648 or www.shel school.org. Learn basic metaling art and Olympic sport of burnecraftschool.org. Explore the smithing techniques to create a TaeKwonDo. mediums of acrylics and water-solCLAY FOR CHILDREN 7-12: bracelet, layered silver rings and MOY YAT VING TSUN uble oils and learn the basics of Classes begin January 7 & 9. other finishedjewelry. KUNG FU: Ongoing classes in tools And techniques. Shelburne Craft School,

Waitsfield; register now for Burlington classes beginning in January. All ages and levels. Info, 496-4661, 425-6251 for Burlington classes, or www.kung fu-videos.com. Learn applicable fighting techniques while developing discipline and strength. The foundation principles of this ancient art are relaxation, centerline and efficiency of motion.

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WEEKLY MEDITATION & DISCUSSION: Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, S. Winooski Avenue, Burlington. Donations. Info, 660-8060. The Green Mountain Learning Center sponsors this weekly session. MONTPELIER MEDITATION: Ongoing Tuesdays, 67:45 p.m. Community Room, Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier. Info, 229-1787. Sit together for Insight or Vipassana meditation sessions. MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist meditations. GUIDED MEDITATION: Sundays, 10:30 a.m. The Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne Commons. Free. Info, 985-2229: Practice guided meditation for relaxation andfocus.

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pottery BEGINNERS/ADVANCED POTTERY: Morning and evening classes begin January 8 & 9. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburnecraft school.org. Introduce yourself to the fundamentals of the potter's wheel, futther your understanding of creating utilitarian pottery, and experience stoneware, soda and raku firing. CLAY CLASSES FOR ALL AGES: New classes in clay and ceramics begin in January. Frog Hollow Craft School, 250 Main Street, Burlington. Info, 8607474. Callfor catalogue or gift certificate information. POTTERY CLASSES: Ongoing private and group classes, studio rental and workshops for kids and

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asses adults. Vermont Clay Studio, 2802 Waterbury-Stowe Road (Route 100), Waterbury Center. Info, 244-1126, ext. 41 or info@vermontclaystudio.com. Whether you've had a lot, just a little, or no pottery experience, let yourselfexperience the pleasures and challenges of wo rking with clay.

self-defense BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU AND CARDIOBOXING: Ongoing classes Monday through Saturday for men, women and children. Vermont Brazilian jiu-jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated selfdefense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

sports SPINNING TO HEALTH: Ongoing daily classes. Chain Reaction, One Lawson Lane, Burlington. First ride free. Info, 657-3228. Pedal your way to fitness in a diverse, non-competitive environment. SNOWSHOE DEMO DAY: Thursday, December 27, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Clearwater Sports, Route 100, Waitsfield. Free. Info, 4962708 or clearwatersports.com. Experience the many styles of snowshoeing and try out models from Tubbs, MSR, Sherpa and other snowshoe makers.

support groups Please see support group listings in the WELLNESS DIRECTORY in the classified section.

tai chi TAI CHI FOR BEGINNERS: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30 a.m. Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne. $10/each or $90/10-class card. Info, 651-7575. Session leader Kristin Borquist is a seventh-year student of local expert Bob Boyd. MONTPELIER TAI CHI: Mondays, 5:15-6:30 p.m. 64 Main Street, third floor, Montpelier. Six-week consecutive sessions. Next series begins Monday, January 7. $50/six weeks. Info, 456-1983. Ellie Hayes teaches Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi, featuring circular movement and deep relaxation.

tai chi chih BEGINNER'S TAI CHI CHIH: Ten-week class starts Thursday, January. 10, noon - 1 p.m. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington. $50. Info, 655-9147. This simple, 20-movement form is gentle, strengthening and centering.

women TAKING CHARGE: Thursdays, January 10 through February 13, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Palmer and

Associates, Burlington. Info, 863-4478. Learn practical ways to reach your goals and dreams in this experiential action workshop.

wood WOODWORKING CLASSES: Morning and evening classes begin January 8 & 9. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648 or www.shel burnecraftschool.org. Learn the basic fundamentals of woodworking by creating a handsome, small table or continue improving your craftsmanship and design in the advanced classes.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Ongoing Astanga yoga classes, Sundays, 45:30 p.m. Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Beginner sessions Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547. This classicalform of yoga simultaneously works balance, strength andflexibility in a hot environment to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Iyengar, Pre-natal, kids & senior classes weekly. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Enjoy a range of yoga choices, including astanga-style "power"yoga classes

that offer sweaty fun for all levels of experience.

BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing day and evening classes or private instruction and yoga therapy. Hinesburg. Info, 482-3191 or www.downstreet magazine.com/beecherhillyoga. Beecher Hill Yoga offers classes in Integrative Yoga, Yoga for Posture & Alignment, Therapeutic Yoga and Yoga-based Stress Reduction. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxijying. MONDAY/WEDNESDAY YOGA: Ongoing Mondays, 78:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, 7-8 a.m. The Awakening Center, Shelburne. $90/10 weeks or $12 each. Info, 425-4710 or www. earthislandexpeditions.org. Stretch your mind and body at a convenient Shelburne Village location. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes, 156 St. Paul Street, Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 658-YOGA (9642). Classes are designed to meet and challenge students at all levels.

Please shop for the best deal on your Macintosh computer, then come to us for Service. At Darrad Services, we stand behind every Mac that we repair with a full one year warranty, and some of the best tech support in the business. If you have a problem, we can fix it. Whether you are looking to buy, sell or repair your equipment, Darrad Services is Vermont's Mac Solution. We provide upgrades, trade ins and the most skilled repair technicians in the area. We will even help you get connected - either to the internet, or a company wide intranet. In short, if it says Mac, or is compatible with the Mac, we're the experts. If you are looking for a Mac, please take the time to shop around for the best deal, and when you need some help, come to the place that's helping to make a difference. At Darrad Services, we don't just sell Macintosh computers, we sell Mac solutions.

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Join team of nurses and mental health professionals to provide health care to adolescents with learning disabilities. Position is part-time evening, and alternating weekend days. Strengths in independent practice and assessment necessary. Competitive wage and very flexible schedule. Please submit letter of interest and resume to: Lesley Higgins, RN Pine Ridge School 9505 Williston Rd. Williston, VT 05495

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• ALL O T H E R LINE A D S : 25 w o r d s for $ 7 . Over 2 5 : 300/word. • DISPLAY ADS: $17.0Q/col. inch. • A D U L T A D S : $ 2 0 / c o l . i n c h . Group buys for display ads are available in regional papers in VT. Call for details. All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

MAINTENANCE POSITION LUMBER MILL Sawmills, Lumber Sorters, Dry Kilns & Planers Looking For qualified individual to join 4 person maintenance group for: • Preventative maintenance • Machinery & equipment repairs • Design & fabricate mill machinery Welding & Torch Cutting Skills Required Electrical Skills & Computer/PLC exp. helpful Successful applicant to be a self starter looking for responsibility, and is safety oriented. 401 (k), health insurance Send resume. For questions call: Ken or Dave Johnson (802) 453-3432

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Outstanding career opportunity. Well organized, high energy, t e a m player working closely w/VP Sales/Marketing. Exciting, fast paced, rapidly growing Woodstock, VT book publisher. Good computer and people skills essential; internet experience helpful. Email introduction letter & resume including salary history:

Flexible independent contractor position in your area. Recruit and interview potential host families for year-long cultural/child care experience. Advise and coordinate activities for international au pairs. Flexible hours, work from home. Excellent opportunity for computer literate person with excellent people skills or experience with international cultural work. Submit letter and resume describing qualifications to:

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Systems Analyst/RN C V P H Medical Center, a 420-bed regional referral hospital located in Plattsburgh, New York offers an alternative to the traffic jams, pollution and high crime of city living. Plattsburgh is on the shores of beautiful Lake Champlain, centrally located, one hour from Lake Placid, New York; Montreal, Canada; and Burlington, VT. Our picturesque location in the Adirondack-Champlain valley region affords us with a peaceful, rich lifestyle complete with year-round sports and recreation as well as cultural and educational opportunities. Qualifications needed for the position include a bachelors degree (preferably in Computer Science or Nursing), or equivalent work experience and a minimum of two years of system analysis experience in health care. Working knowledge of WordPerfect, Excel, Access, DOS, and Windows is required. Experience and competency with SMS and Sunquest lab products preferred. A Registered Nurse, with clinical experience, is required for this position. NYS R N license or eligibility is preferred. In return, we offer a competitive salary, career advancement, a chance to use state-of-the-art equipment, comprehensive training, tuition assistance options and sophisticated, supportive environment. For immediate consideration, please forward your resume to:

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Middlebury College has the following positions open in the Comptroller s Office Budget Director T h e Budget Director serves as chief budget officer of the College, developing budgetary processes and procedures for the allocation of resources to meet strategic planning goals, directing the College budget function and explaining the budget process and resource allocation decisions to constituent groups. T h e successful candidate will develop budget models for all College activities including subcomponents, using all known factors. Develop guidelines, parameters and procedures for actual budget preparation, and develop the annual College budget with supporting schedules. Monitor budget performance and develop policies for budget monitoring and control. Prepare special management reports for senior administrators and advise senior administration on general budget performance, alerting them of special circumstances or concerns. Monitor problem accounts and work directly with senior administrators to resolve budget problems within their domains. Assist senior administrators in budget preparations and interpretation, assist in preparing specific budgets, and provide explanations on specific budget items and rationale of budget procedures and policies. Provide guidance in planning budget strategies for individual departments and make recommendations to solve special situations. Assist with special projects. Make presentations and participate in meetings of various College committees. Present reports, provide interpretive budget analysis and affect outcomes as appropriate. Prepare reports for the senior management and the Finance Committee of the Board. Collect, compile, verify and disseminate data. Work with budget administrators to develop strategies to maximize budget efficiencies. Monitor budget versus actual figures and work with budget administrators to address budget issues. Provide overall supervisory oversight for the budget office. Analyze budget trends within the College and various budget components and segments for change and trends. Research literature and budget trends reported by other institutions. Requirements include Bachelor's degree in business related field and five or more years progressively responsible, job-related experience. Knowledge of financial modeling and the budgeting process. Excellent analytical, verbal and written communication skills. Good organizational, planning and supervisory skills. Interpersonal skills necessary to deal courteously and effectively with all levels of academic and non-academic administrators. Ability to maintain confidential information.

Minerva Project Accountant Middlebury College seeks an experienced and energetic Accounting professional to join the Comptrollers Office as Minerva Project Accountant to backfill day-to-day responsibilities of senior staff during the final stages of a new system implementation. T h e Minerva Project Accountant will assist in all areas of the Comptroller's Office daily operations. This position requires a strong accounting background and a high degree of computer literacy, a record of professional accomplishment, excellent communication skills, and the capacity to integrate quickly into a financial team dedicated to providing timely and accurate financial information while maintaining the highest level of customer service. T h e successful candidate will have a proven ability to be flexible, resourceful and independent due to the dynamic and evolving environment in the Comptroller's office. Applicants should have a Bachelor's degree in Accounting, five or more years of accounting experience, and preferably a CPA certification and experiencein a higher education environment. This is a full time, temporary position through September 2003. Screening of candidates will begin immediately and will continue until the position is filled. T h e College offers a highly competitive compensation package commensurate with experience and qualifications. To apply for the above positions, send a cover letter and resume to:

Middlebury College Human Resources Service Building Middlebury, VT 05753 Fax: (802) 443-2058

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Qualifications: * Supervisory experience preferred. * Minimum 1 year banking experience, knowledge of bank operations workflow preferred. * Proficient 10-key and data entry skills preferred. * Ability to perform repetitive keyboard work required. * Basic Windows PC experience required. * Good math and basic accounting skills. * AFS experience is a plus! We offer a competitive salary, commensurate with experience, as well as incentive compensation plans. We provide an excellent benefit package for all eligible full and part time employees, which includes health, dental, life and disability insurance, and a generous 401(k). Please submit a resume and cover letter, indicating the position you are applying for, to:

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LIQUOR CONTROL INVESTIGATOR POSITION ADDISON AND CHITTENDEN COUNTIES JOB CODE 081000 The Vermont Department of Liquor Control has a vacancy for a Liquor Control Investigator based in Addison and Chittenden Counties. This position includes investigation, law enforcement and education work involving the regulations of liquor licensees and enforcement of liquor and tobacco laws for the Department of Liquor Control. Duties include investigation of license applications, inspection of licensees for compliance, investigation of violations and educational presentations concerning the use and effects of alcohol and tobacco. Work is performed under the general supervision of the Liquor Enforcement and Licensing Director. Beginning Salary is $15.05/hour, after six months becomes $15.77/hour. Minimum Qualification: 3 years experience as an investigator in an enforcement or compliance role, or as a law enforcement officer. College course work in criminal justice, law enforcement, investigation or closely related field may be substituted for part of the experience.„Applicant must live in, or be willing to move to area of responsibility Vermont certified law enforcement officers preferred. : 4 H

Application deadline is December 21, 2001. This is a full time permanent position. Apply by standard State of Vermont Application to: State of Vermont Department of Personnel 144 State Street, Drawer 20 Montpelier, Vermont 05620-1701 802-828-3464 VT/TTY relay 800-253-0191 Fax 802-828-5580 e-mail: recruit@per.state.vt.us http://www.state.vt.us/pers EEO/AA Employer

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Addison County Community Trust is a non-profit organization with more than a decade of service in affordable housing development and land conservation. The Trust is seeking a new executive director to lead an experienced staff of three from its headquarters in Middlebury. The successful candidate will have a strong background in housing development, and experience in housing management, grant writing, and organizational skills management. The director is responsible for overall management and administration of the corporation, including staff supervision and development, project development, financial management, and public relations. The Trust offers a salary of $35,000 to $40,000 plus health and vacation benefits, depending on the qualifications and experience of the successful applicant. Letter of application and resumes will be accepted through January 7, 2002. References are required. An information packet with complete job description and highlights of the work of the Trust may be obtained by calling 802-3SS-9080. •>

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• housing for rent BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom house. Avail. 1/1/02. Gas heat, stove and HW, W/D, new carpets and vinyl, parking. $825/mo. + utils. Call 244-5679. BURLINGTON: High quality owner's apt. Perfect for 1, maybe 2. Avail. 1/5/02. Call 859-9538 for info. BURLINGTON: Newly constructed duplex. 2-bedroom unit at 460 North Ave. 2 story townhouse plus full basement. W/D, ample off-parking. Avail. Jan. 15+/-. $1200/mo. + utils, dep. Call 434-4774. BURLINGTON: Spacious 2bedroom w/hardwood firs, deck, yard, W/D, close to downtown/lakerno pets/smoking. Avail. 1/1. $1090/mo. + utils. Call 660-9009. BURLINGTON: Wonderful, sunny 2-bedroom apt. ' Hardwood firs, new bathroom, parking, deck, large yard. Near waterfront and downtown. No dogs/smokers. Avail. 2/1/02. $800/mo. + utils. Call 862-6782, evenings or leave msg. ESSEX JCT: Charming 3-bedroom, many upgrades, safe and clean. Prof, no smoking/pets. $1050/mo. + sec deposit. Call 878-7808. SHELBURNE: 2-bedroom, no smoking/pets, W/D. Avail. 1/1/02. $900/mo., includes heat. Call 985-3703. WATERBURY: Refurnished 2bedroom. New appliances, walk to downtown, near highway, no pets/smokers. Avail. 1/2. $800/mo., includes electric and parking, call 355-3133. WINOOSKI: Nice and clean with character. 1 and 2-bedroom apts. Avail. Jan./Feb. Dogs negotiable with refs. $975-$1200/mo. Call 654-8567. WINOOSKI: The Woolen Mill "Vermont's Most Unique Apartments". Spacious loft style apartments offering exposed brick and beams, river views, professional onsite management. Pool, racquetball court and health club included in rent. Studios, 1, 2, 2 + loft, parking. No pets. Call M-F, 9-5 for more information. (802)655-1186.

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• sublets BURLINGTON: 2 rooms for rent in 7-bedroom house with college students. Dec. 15 to June 1. $342/mo. + utils. Call Kate at 207-862-2572 or Jessica at 727-726-2906.

• housing wanted BURLINGTON: Smart, friendly, responsible F student seeks spacious room in apt. or house near UVM. Starting ASAP or no later than 1/15/02. Call Catherine at 917-742-4347 or e-mail catherinefoley@angelfire.com. CHITTENDEN COUNTY: Young professional couple looking for apartment/house that allows dogs. Please call Meredith, days 878-0346 or evenings 253-3725.

• vacation rental KEELER BAY, S. HERO: Booking rentals for summer 2002. Memorial Day thru fall foliage. Call 802-372-4581 or e-mail islandvaca@yahoo.com.

BURLINGTON: ISppusemates needed* Downtown Ideation,'! spacious. Avail. Jan 1. $325/mo?Call 238-9754. BURLINGTON: Prof. F (40's) seeking same to share quiet Red Rocks condo. Fireplace, own bath, parks/interstate nearby, no pets/smoking. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 660-2877. BURLINGTON: Seeking prof. M, open-minded to share large 3-bedroom apt. Convenient downtown location, parking, no dogs. ' $400/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call 864-6505. BURLINGTON: Share 3-bedroom apt. with M grad. student and prof. F. Off-street parking, W/D. Avail. 1/1/02. $300/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call Amanda at 652-4827. ESSEX JCT: Looking for prof F, Mid-20's to share 2-bedroom apt. W/D, DW, must be clean. $385/mo. + utils and 1 month dep. Call 879-8371. ESSEX JCT: responsible, prof ./grad. F to share nice home. W/D, no smokers. Avail. 2/1/02. $400/mo., includes utils. Call 879-4226. JERICHO: 1 room in 3-bedroom house. Large yard, fireplace, hardwd firs. Avail, immediately, rent free until 1/1. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils and dep. Call 899-4947 or 865-4378. SHELBURNE: Grad./prof. to share large house on Shelburne Bay. Private setting, great views, W/D, fireplace. $600/mo. + utiis. Call 802-355-0304.

SHELBURNE: Share 3-bedroom house, close to downtown, M/F, pets OK. Avail. Jan. 1. W/D, large bedroom and storage space. $475/mo. + utils and dep. Call 985-3961. WAITSFIELD: Non-smoking, dog friendly person to share large condo, close to Sugarbush and Mad River Glen. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 233-0589.

• entertainment ATTN: ALL LOCAL ARTISTS/ bands/solo performers. 135 Pearl is currently booking for the 2002 season. Please send demo and promo package to: 135 Pearl Street, Burlington VT 05401 c/o Events. ATTN: ALL THEATER companies. 135 Pearl is currently booking for.their 2002 theater season. Please submit script and proposals to: 135 Pear Street, c/o Robert Toms, Burlington, VT 05401 or call 802-863-2343.

• dating sves. ARE YOU SINGLE...tired of empty pti make ai yoursel visit www.t HOLIDAY S P E C f t t r For 15 years we've helped single people make their dreams come true. There has never been a better time to introduce you. See for yourself. Call today for details. Compatibles, 872-8500. SINGLES CONNECTION: Professional and intelligent dating network for singles. Bidirectional matching. Lifetime memberships. Please call (800) 775-3090 or www.nesingles.com. Helping you get connected.

• professional services PROFESSIONAL THINKERS: Semi-retired, think tank veterans at your service. Generating a sea of brilliant and insightful ideas and problem solutions. Contact Safire Group at 238-2668.

• ski/snowboard instruct. BEG. TO EXP., individual or groups. 1/2 or full-day pricing. You choose the mountain, we'll be your guide. Call for details, J at 860-9500.

• financial Stop Foreclosure! Behind on your mortgage? We can help you save your home! Guaranteed service. 1-800915-9704 ext. 216. (AAN CAN)

• climbing instruction INDOOR/OUTDOOR CLIMBING coach. Full assessment and training programs for individuals looking to improve or compete. Youth and adult. National championship experienced coach. Call J at 860-9500.

• wedding sves. CEREMONIES of the Heart: Creating ceremonies to suit your spiritual beliefs. Rev. M. Anne Clafk, M.Ed., M'.SICT,"'Interfaith Minister, also funerals, etc. (802)879-1727 or email revanne@soulschool.net

• buy this stuff AFFORDABLE, CONVENIENT, Wolff Tanning Beds. Low monthly investments. Home delivery. FREE color catalog. Call today: 1-800-711-0158. www.np.etstan.com. ATEESHIRTCO.COM: Award winning designs on our award winning shirts. You won't believe how comfortable they are, guaranteed. Tee's with tails, and free shipping. (AAN CAN)

• sports equip. BURTON CUSTOM 159. Board, Boots (M 9 1/2) and bindings $200/obo. Nidecker Boots M 9 1/2, brand new $75. Call 888-5371. SOLOFLEX: Bench with leg and butterfly attachments, good condition. $50. Call 864-3107.

• computers COMPACT COMPUTERS built to order. Pentium 4 available, resolved credit problems okay. 0 down, low payments, OAC. Limited time FREE internet w/Earthlink. 800-723-7940 Code AN51. www.omcsolutions.com (AAN CAN) WORD PROCESSOR: Brother, model 3410, 12" screen, spreadsheet, dual screen capacity. $50. Call 244-5337.

• furniture BED: Pillowtop mattress, box and frame. Never used, must sell. $290. Cell phone, 598-0316. FUTON: Full-size, solid oak, 6' mattress, new in box. Cost $745, sell $350. Call 802-734-0788.

• music • pets • carpool • music for sale AD ASTRA RECORDING as featured in the March 2001 issue of EQ magazine. Relax. Record. Get the tracks, website: www.adastrarecording.com Call 872-8583. CZECH UPRiGHT 3/4 size, Fishman pickup and pre amp, heavy duty spike, Gig bag included. Sounds and plays great. $1500. Contact Mike at 888-5371.

• music services CLASSICAL GUITARIST avail, for all occasions. Standard or Holiday repertoire. From Bach to Jingle Bells. Call Rick Belford at 865-8071. LITTLE CASTLE STUDIO congratulates the Meat Packers for the generous airplay given to them at WOKO for T h e Truck Song' ! Being able to be completely at ease in the studio translates once again into music people want to hear. Check us out: www.littlecastle.com or 1 (800) 294-7250

• musicians avail BASS PLAYER seeks work. 9 years experience in club and event band. Prefer blues, rock, anything with a good groove. Call 802-933-6655. EXPERIENCED DRUMMER avail, for band situation. Interested in well-crafted songs, open to experimentation. Influences include Nick Drake, Velvet Underground, Pixies. Call Michael at 279-4493.

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B U R L I N G T O N to C O L C H E S T E R . I am looking for a ride to Colchester Monday-Friday. (40084)

M O N K T O N to W I L L I S O N . I am looking to share driving, Monday-Friday, 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. (40125)

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E S S E X JCT. to E S S E X C T R . I am looking for a ride to Price Chopperin Essex, Sat. and Sun, 10:30 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. (40126)

B U R L I N G T O N to MILTON. I am looking for a ride from Burlington to Chimney Corners Monday-Friday. My hours are 6:00am to 4:00pm-. (40083)

G R A N D I S L E FERRY to B U R L I N G T O N . I am looking for share driving Mon.-Fri., 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. (40016)

B U R L I N G T O N to E S S E X JCT. I am looking for a ride to Essex Junction Monday-Friday. My hours are 8:00am-5:00pm. (40085)

W I N O O S K I to G R A N r 'SL£ FERRY. I am looking to share driving Mon.Fri., 7:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. (40015)

B U R L I N G T O N to S. B U R L I N G T O N . I am looking fora ride Mon., Tues., Fri., & Sat. I work from 9:30am 6:00pm. 40077. B U R L I N G T O N to M I L T O N . I am looking for a ride to IBM Mon. Sun. My hours are 9:00am - 5:pm. (40079)

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| G lost & found GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style.' Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sklar/ Grippo, etc.), 862-7696. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory, and ear training. Individualized, progressive approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 865-8071. MANDOLIN: Lead, back-up, vocal accompaniment, music theory. All ages/levels. Tenor Banjo/Irish Bouzouki/guitar instruction also available. Brian Perkins (Atlantic Crossing, Celtic College) 660-9491.

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Acupuncturist Susan Meyer regularly rises before dawn to kayak meditatively around San Francisco Bay as she chants her prayers. On a recent outing, a migratory whale joined her, swimming along a few feet away. Though frightened at first, she continued chanting. The huge beast accompanied her gently until she paddled back to the beach. To Susan's delight, the same ritual unfolded on each of the next 13 mornings. The whale became a companion with whom she shared her divine invocations. Ever since this numinous interlude, Susan's ability to diagnose her patients' health problems has risen to a higher octave of intuitive precision. It's as if her healing skills have been augmented by a deep-sea intelligence. I invoke this story, Aries, to inspire you on a quest for your own animal ally in 2002. The time is ripe.

TAURUS (Apr.20-May 20): Grasp will be your magic word of power for 2002 — though it couid also be your magic word of weakness. Heed what I say and you'll ensure it's always the former and never the latter. If you focus on tuning in to the ever-fresh truth about God's constantly mutating creation, you will latch on to profound new understandings about the meaning of your life and the nature of reality. But if you get lazy and fall prey to the less beautiful meanings of grasp, you will cling and clutch and grab and squeeze way too much — holding on so tightly to your expectations and hopes that you can't see things for how they really are.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Enlightened institutions often draw up a Mission Statement. It's a concise description of the impact they want to have on the world and the experiences they hope to give their employees. The astrological omens suggest that you Geminis should develop your own version of this document in 2002. It'll put you in sweet alignment

with the cosmic energies coming to bear on you. Do you have the ballast necessary to draft a big, well-crafted vision of the life you want to live, and then use it to inform your dayto-day decisions? Go out today and buy a notebook. Write "My Personal Mission Statement" on the cover and "What do I want most?" on page one, and then let your imagination run wild.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Why did the chicken cross the road? In 2000, your answer to that age-old riddle could well have been given in the style of a Star Trek captain: "To boldly go where no chicken has gone before." Throughout this year, you might have offered up a different reply, like something out of the mouth of a surrealist poet: "A meditating tuna fish wearing pajamas." But in 2002, Cancerian, the most fitting response you can make to the riddle, "Why did the chicken cross the road" will be akin to what 19thcentury American philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson might have said: "The chicken didn't cross the road; it transcended it." L E O (July 23-Aug. 22): Life will be more than a little like a sword and sorcery role-playing game in 2002. Here are some hints to guide you. 1. The Beasts of the Wheels of Time are quite ticklish. That's the key to rendering them harmless. 2. The Master Codex is hidden in the wall between the Hall of Mists and the Soul Kitchen. 3. To hear the Celestial Trumpet, slip into the Magic Dump during a full moon. 4. You are the Chosen One, but then, so is everyone else. 5. The Frost Worm will let you pass if you have a dreamspeaker, a water-cleaner and a holy quirmer in your party. 6. The Pearl of Great Price is much closer than you think.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Just because supposed experts issue categorical prophecies doesn't mean their words are divinely ordained. Check out these bloopers. "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." — Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943. "Space travel is utter bilge." — Sir Richard van der Riet Wooley, The Astronomer Royal, 1956. "While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility." — Lee DeForest, American inventor (1873-1961). "As usual, Virgos in 2002 will criticize themselves too much, erode their health through needless worry, and obsess on details at the expense of seeing the big picture." — Ari Messner, astrologer, 2001.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You will get more than your 15 minutes' worth of fame in 2002, Libra. But how it ultimately plays out will depend on what you do in the next six weeks. For instance, if you begin immediately to formulate ingenious plans for bringing your talents into the spotlight, the attention that comes your way in the ensuing months will be interesting and valuable. If on the other hand you're lazy about honing your ambitions, or if you're so hypnotized by celebrity culture that any old notoriety will satisfy you, your renown will be cheap and useless. Would you prefer a big promotion or a spot on the "Jerry Springer Show"? Here's a secret, Libra: Free will is real.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Technological advances in the 15th century spurred Europeans to expand their explorations of the world by sea. Even more important than the astrolabe and compass was

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20Feb. 18): "Think outside the ;box." My colleague Steven "Rabbit" Mentor suggests that while this is good advice, at times it's more fan and effective to inhabit the box and mutate it from the inside. Rather than making up all new rules, in other words, practice revolution from within: Accept some of the prevailing norms but mess imaginatively with others. A good example is the oracle you're reading. While I adhere to the formal structure of a horoscope column, I also take wild liberties with it. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Aquarius, you will thrive on this method in 2002.

the caravel, a new kind of ship. With three masts and a triangular sail, it could make headway against the wind, allowing longer voyages to uncharted lands. I hereby name the caravel to be your power symbol for 2002, Scorpio. The astrological omens suggest you will have an excellent chance to find your personal equivalent of a means to sail against the wind.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Heroes are not just the bold gamblers who rescue people in danger, but also those daredevils who plunge into the abyss of their own darkness in order to transform their unlovely qualities. You have flirted with this kind of greatness in 2001, Sagittarius. To become a full-fledged hero, spend the coming months living up to the following description, which was formulated by German sculptor and writer Ernst Barlach: "The hero has to awaken the sleeping images of the future, which can and must come forth from the night, in order to give the world a new and better face." In other words, Braveheart, head straight into the unknown and fertilize the latent dreams hidden in the shadows.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Columnist Thomas Friedman recently described his visit to one of the 39,000 Islamic schools in Pakistan. The largely religious curriculum was designed 300 years ago by a Mogul emperor. Though secular subjects are taught, the pedagogy is antiquated. The science books Friedman saw on the shelves were from the 1920s. You and I may be horrified by this approach, but the fact is that we each have our personal version of archaic programming. The indoctrination we've absorbed from our own education has filled us with concepts- that have only a marginal connection with reality. That's the bad news. The good news: 2002 is shaping up as a time when you can achieve a Great Liberation from the dogmas and beliefs that keep you moored in the past.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): To prepare for the new year, let's take inventory of 2001. What metaphorical crops have you harvested these past 12 months? Which of the seeds you planted last January, February and March sprouted into succulent, fruitful maturity? On the other hand, were there any seeds that turned into spiky, shrunken clumps? And what about weeds, pests and predators? Were you vigilant about keeping them away from your beauties? Finally, what did you learn about growing things that might guide your work in 2002?

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BRONZED ADONIS, ICON OF PHYSICAL perfection, seeks worthy worshipper. Much good karma enthusiastically bestowed for your singular devotion. Join me for a glass of nectar? SWM, 3oish, healthy, strong, free. 8183

INTERESTED IN A FULL BODY MASSAGEI From the tip of your hose to the tip of your toes. SWM, 48, blue/blonde, 5*11", 215. ISO. SF, 40-55, looking for something special. 8499

YOUTHFUL, PETITE, DWPF, 51, AVERAGE fitness, enjoys hiking, biking, snowshoeing, children, animals, travel, diverse music, dancing. ISO compassionate, well-read, energetic man, 40-60, to share similar interests, possible ltr.8487

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WANTED: GIRL WHO RIDES 26 YO SWPM, NS. Seeking SPF, 22 and over, riding partner, maybe more, who is athletic, smart, caring, family-oriented, responsible, to drive me wild. 8459

"I'M GONNA GIVE YA TILL THE MORNIN' comes, till the mornin' comes." Old Neil Young fan seeks F for long talks about love and the end of the world.8098

AMERICAN WOMAN, 39, 5 - 9 W A R M hearted, sincere, loves soft music, candlelight, intimate conversation. Seeks tall, loving, well-built man of Middle eastern origin with high morals for LTR.8526

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don't want a charge on your phone bill? call 1-800-710-8727 and use your credit card. 24 hours a day! mm Msikinq woman, cant. TALU HANDSOME GENTLEMAN. SENSITIVE, romantic, adventurous, ambitious, witty, respectful. Enjoy music, food, travel, quiet evenings, snuggling. ISO SF, 20S-30S, attractive, energetic, compassionate, principled, playful, sensual. Let's enjoy quality time.

"ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...HEY, THAT'S IT (gimme a date), because I'm gay and an admirer "of that chance!"8237

ONE LONELY NIGHT I SAT ALONE HOPING and praying that you would phone. I've called the ads and paid the price a simple call back would be nice.8488 EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING. ME: Spirit and vibes come first. Knowledge & wisdom next. Charm, grace, energy follow. I seek fine, figured, internal beauty for mutual sharing of life's meat. 8093

8109

SWM, 50S. YOU: SWF, 40-60, NS, SECURE, sensitive, caring and fit, 3.5 or more tennis rating sense of humor, home owner, college grad., nurse.8224 FRIENDS FIRST? HA! WHAT ABOUT PASSION and love at first sight? No time for long walks or poetry. Busy DWM, 42, ISO romance, weeknight trysts.8492 "VENUS AS A BOY-. SWPM ISO PETITE, super-cutie, 18-25, to aimlessly follow urges. Mischievous but kind, childlike but not immature, romantic but not clingy. Instant gratification reward ffir the right chemistry.

8259

A VERY ATTRACTIVE, FIT AND CLEAN SWM, 30s, 5*11". ISO a sexually active lady, 29-69, for a wonderful relationship.8202 TEACHER AND WRITER OF SORTS SEEKING 40+ lass who loves to dance, garden and drink tea amongst snow banks while dogs are lapping.8480 DEAR SANTA: TO FULFILL THE WISH LIST OF an attractive, slender, SWPF, 36-42. Boxed and gift wrapped, SWPM, 5'9", dark, handsome gentleman, only 1 model avail. Includes battery (big heart!) 8494 SWM, 46 AND FIT LIKE FIDDLE, 5*11", 175 lbs. Not looking for a one night stand, nor a two night stand but for all of the nights you can possibly stand.8535 MY GREATEST DESIRE. DWM, 3o'S, SMOKER, good looks/build. ISO petite F 30-45 for friendship, companionship and possible LTR. How's music, dancing, dining, Jacuzzi, massage and intimacy sound?823P ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG, ACTIVE, SENSITIVE, early-50's. Want to meet lovely, self-confident, healthy, NS, woman in 40's to share love of walking, hiking, biking, traveling, arts, fun and conversation leading to LTR. 8213

30 WORDS AND A MESSAGE, COULD IT catch your interest? Allow us to meet? My treat, no bodyguard necessary. SWPM, 40, fit, healthy, handsome. ISO cute/attractive, sometimes silly SF.8293 BETTER EVERY DAY. ATTRACTIVE, NEAT, SWPM, 5'4", 150 lbs., 52. Passionate about kids, life, love, romance. Adventurous emotionally, financially. ISO S/DF, 35-52. Selfdependent, reasonably fit. Love/LTR. 8094 SWM, 40'S, 6', 185, MUSICIAN WITH DAY job. Seeking F, 35-50, into outdoors, dogs, books, trout, music, friendship, LTR.8281 SWM, 35,170, LT. BROWN HAIR, HAZEL eyes, very good shape. ISO F, 26-36, around 5*5" • 5'8", 105 - 125 lbs., open, honest and financially secure. 8188 DWPM AS COMFORTABLE IN LEATHERS ON a Harley as in suit and tie. Honest, caring, warm, gentle and fit. ISO a lady, 4o's - 50's, to share life with, ready to start over. NS/ND.8258 ITS TIME TO PUT MY SUMMER TOYS AWAY and get ready for some winter fun. Me: 47, handsome and very active. You, 40-52, attractive, intelligent and humorous.8498 2002 COULD BE OUR YEAR. DWM, 40'S, 5*9", 150 lbs., youthful, proportionate, engaging, open-minded, appealing. Likes outdoor activities, travel, laughing, adventure, sunsets, photography, music, dancing and someone special like you. 8525

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BI-CURIOUS 19 YO F SEEKING SIMILARLY aged F to explore and/or learn from. Color unimportant, size reasonable (-250). Red Head if that sparks interest! 8453

SWM, 5'9", 165. NICE, STRAIGHT-ACTING, Hiker's Guide to young-minded 45 YO. ISO young, slender, easygoing SWM who enjoys cuddling on cold winter nights. Call soon. Winter's coming!

VERY SEXY AND FORE FILLING 24 YO M • seeks 18-45 YO S or MaWF's for daytime fun. I love sweaty sex, showing off, heels and hosiery. No disappointments.8542 MOUNTAIN MAN WHO IS SEEKING THE BEST of both worlds. The beautiful hermaphrodite, the sexy transsexuals or the exotic transvestites. I will answer all.8476 LADIES! EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING tied-up, or tying him up? Rose & Thorn, VT's BDSM social group welcomes you! Nervous? Don't be, we're lead by a woman. Privacy guaranteed. E-mail req.8470

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SUBMISSIVE 40 YO, 5*7", 145 LBS. LOOKing for multiple, clean, healthy guys to satisfy in i-on-i's and group scenes. Discretion assured. 8284 SUBMISSIVE WM, 39, WANTS TO PLEASEI Any race/color. I like to be told what to do! 8287

ATTRACTIVE PWMACU SEEKS TEMPTRESS. Early 40s, fit, clean, impeccably honest, trustworthy, safe. ISO S/D F for ongoing relationship. No Bi experience needed, just desire to experience uninhibited, respectful pleasure. 8196

SUPPORT GROUP FOR BONDAGE, DOMInance, submission in NH's White Mountains. Social events, play parties in Hanover, Lincoln and other places. Not a quick dating service, couples and women welcome. 8214

SGM, 21, SEEKING FRIENDSHIP/RELATIONship with a boy, 21-29. It Y o u a r e interesting and fun respond to my ad. 8489 EXPERIENCED AND READY BIWM, LOOKING for 18-35 YO M for hot man-to-man contact. If you have a fantasy let me help fulfill it. Anything goes.8478

MWF SEEKING 5-6 MATURE GAY OR BI-CURious M for my fantasy. 21-45. Please call, lets talk.8235

61 YO BIM ISO MALES, 18-35, FOR DISCREET get togethers for hot adult fun as you like it. Evenings, early mornings, in Northern/Central VT. 8095

CREATIVE COLLEGE CU LOOKING FOR AN open-minded F to piease and pamper. Would you like to be spoiled? Give us a call. 8533 .

HEY BUDDY: HAIRY CHEST, CAMO CLOTHING, tough truck, good-looking, muscular, hardworking. Straight- maybe Bi-curious, married, bored? Looking for a little hot man-to-man, male bonding for a change?826i

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GWM, 43, 5'9", 160 LBS. ISO THAT ROMANtic, masculine man interested in outdoors, movies, music, traveling, home time, someone to share life with. (25-45) LTR?8523

MaWM, os, BI-CURIOUS. SEEKS MaCU WITH submis1' * Bi-Curious M. Very discreet. 8452

SENSITIVE, POLITICALLY CORRECT-NOTS This well-educated/read, athletic, attractive, 6', 185 lbs, 36 YO GWM enjoys laughter, lively banter, being rude and crude and a little kinky. ISO M, 20-45, with adventurous spirit and creativity. 8485 GWM, 29, SEEKING MASCULINE, HAIRYchested, married or bi-curious guys in need of service. Must be avail, mornings. Discretion assured.8226

UN, DEUX, TROIS. TALL, ATTRACiealthy WM, 33, to multiply pleaarid for imaginative CU. I like to Curious, respectful, uninhibited et. 8114

SHF, 32, NOT WANTING TO LIVE ALONE OR settle for convenience. Looking for single mom or dad to join forces and become a team in parenting and daily living. Heterosexual, not closed-minded. 8100 YOUNG 21 YO M LOOKING FOR M OR F FOR erotic encounters. Discretion and safety a must. I am open-minded about anything. 8251

LETS CELEBRATE LIFE. HANDSOME GWM, slightly overweight. Seeking GM for a sexual, intelligent and spiritual relationship where nature and art reign supreme. You should be a clean cut, sober NS.8234

EVERY TIME I COME IN TO GET MY DOG bite bitter you are there radiating that sweet smile and bootylicious curves. Could you be happy to serve the likes of me. Our brief exchanges have left me thirsty for more. 8454

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A VERY HANDSOME, FIT & CLEAN SWM, 30s, 5 ' n . ISO a mature and sexually active lady, 29-69, for a wonderful relationship...8i86

37 YO HEMP-FRIENDLY, EDUCATED F LOOKing for hemp-friendly M/F friend, 30-44, for quality sessions and maybe some additional fun. I like old cars, country rides and music. Anyone else?8532

SWM, 5'9", 165. NICE, STRAIGHT-ACTING, young-minded 45 YO. ISO young, slender, easygoing SWM who enjoys cuddling on cold winter nights. Call soon. Winter's coming! 8 1 0 2

GREAT DISCREET FUN. GOOD-LOOKING, IN shape, 40 YO SWM, 5*10", 160 lbs., brown/blue. ISO M, D/D-free, 18-40, goodlooking and in shape for hot times. Burlington area. 8105

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i TWO WILD SINGLE MEN ISO FIT, ATTRACTIVE ; F for discreet rendevouz. Must be open; minded and into experimentation.8286

SAPPY SMART-ASS, PBIF, 29, WHO RANGES from baggy overalls to red velvet pants. Seeks kind soul, 25-34, who inspires adventure and snuggling. No smokers or Republicans.8529

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SINGLE MOM ISO LTR. 36, TALL, SHY, INdependent in central VT off grid. Previously hetero, no luck. Firewood, hay, black tea, big dogs, good beer, novels. Must be good w/kids. 8252

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GIGGLING GODDESS AT BURLINGTON BAY Market, 11/28, reading I Spies and sex survey. Would love to laugh with you anytime/anywhere. Peace, love and great food.8279

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BABYCAKES: YOU'RE MY FAVORITE, NEVER forget that. Last night you were dancing in my dream, you're a goon and I love it. Doltface. 8290

I 11/14 GLENN, SWEETIE, I LOVE LYING • around dreaming of our future together. You • make every day just like heaven. I will < always love you.8210 MIKE FROM IBM, SAW EACH OTHER A | couple times on the ESSEX JCT bus. Finally • talked and haven't seen you since. Want to : talk some more? -Red. S207 SUPER CUTE BLOND HAIR BOY WORKING the ticket booth at the Widespread Panic . show, I think I have fallen in love at first sight. Call me please!8200 GAVIN: MY GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. Your friendship, caffeine, and North Beach at 2 a.m. are all I need in life. Thanks for making VT a happy place. Sincerely, your eternal tormentor. 8471 BEAN, BLUNA AND BONGINI... DRINKING tea, tangled up, who's where? Done what? Can hardly keep track. Love you like the rain in OR - endlessly. I'll be home soon. ShuShu 8174 AMELIA AT COSTCO MEMBERSHIP. WANTED to ask you out for coffee but very tricky to do while you're at work. Single? Let's meet; Life's too short. You won't be sorry.8455 HMC, SUNDAY MORNING, FIRST SNOW. You: Long legs, long pony tail, warm eyes. Me: Blue velvet gloves, a little sheepish to be buying bacon. Who are you? I'd like to know. 8536 I SPY A CUTE LIBRA NAMED HEIDI DANCING around town who I would like to get to know better. You know who I am so drop me a line. 8197

"YOU: DARK BLONDE SHOULDER LENGTH •hair, greenish t-shirt w/symbol on front cenl ter. You took care of flowers while co-worker • and myself waited for soup/sandwich. Me: * Short dark blue work coat, hat, jeans, eagles • crest. I wanted to say more but you left me ^speechless. Try again if your single?8249 • MY GOD ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU. I LOVE *that nut sauce and your mooches... DRAMA. • Wanna share a grapefruit sometime? If you »don't want to, we don't have to. 8468 » T O THE PETITE BRUNETTE IN PIGTAILS © »the record store on 10-20-01. Me: tall, I shaved head...we left at the same time. Why »can't I stop thinking about you!? 8219 ; I SPY THE WINE GUY. YOU HAVE MY HEART, J please don't break it. Let's go to Ireland in I the spring. You have a Guinness, I'll have a » Bass. I think together we make a pretty >good black and tan.8239 : A T RED SQUARE (WED?). YOU: BLONDE, " flirty. Me: Tabasco and scotch. Wanted to "slip you my number (blush), but "he" I wouldn't leave. Call me. We'll swap recipes. *8097 : HEY PHILOSOPHICAL BLUES CROONER WHO »howls at the moon. Thanks for cops by the I church, get in the van! Price Chopper parkl ing lot, songs, poems, and the alien baby.* Lovemonkey.8225 I BIG AMERICAN PARTY! EVERYBODY DISCOl dancin"! Why? Because you're so awesome! I I love you DJ!828o i C - VTILICIOUSI I'M THE LUCKIEST BOY IN Etfi". orld. Whatever I get for my birthday ; can't poss i M y beat the gift of you that I've J already got. 8266 : YOU: CUTE, HEMP-WEARING CONVENl ience store guy. Me: Girl with bent card and ; issues with the gas pump. Too shy to say * anything more than "I think I know you from ; somewhere." 8189 > DUBAY, SKY WRITING? IS THIS A GOOD ; start? Long for you when we're apart. Love ;to taste you when we're together. Will you ; sky write for me? 8211

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JEN, HERE'S YOUR "I SPY"! HAPPY BIRTHday! Love Lisa, Franny and Danielle.8117 TO jESSICA-AT-WAITING: THE SEA JUMPS TO touch you, and I am hull down in distant waters, past blue rivers, my words lagan, awaiting your return. Lor. 8271 BEAUTIFUL BLUE-EYED, BRUNETTE WAITRESS at Evergreen Eddies. You served me on Tuesday night, can I serve you for the rest of my life? 8118 ELIZABETH-ANN: MELTING MEMORIES OF A thousand Vermont winters when I'm holding you warm in my arms; I still can't believe how madly in love I am with you. Yours forever, Cute Boy. 8190 BORDERS SECOND FLOOR, SATURDAY 11/17. late afternoon. YOU: Spanish-looking, long dark hair in ponytail, sideburns. ME: sophisticated-looking black-leather-clad blonde. That guy wasn't my boyfriend.8253

I SPY THE BEST IN THE CROWD. I WANT TO scream it real loud! You put my head in a cloud and I'm feelin' pretty proud to love you M.8522

WILLYBEAN: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT : 'cause it's not Santa who is coming to town t to go dancing with you!! Love from far away, * Lily. 8458 : DEN: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP, LOVE * and understanding through the "big break". « You are an extraordinary man. I love you! I Ren.8257 I YOU, CVU HOCKEY COACH, BROWN HAIR I and sexy brown eyes, that stops by Mobil, t corner of Allen & Shelburne Rd. Me: the * cashier w/light brown hair/eyes. Are you * available/interested? 8457 I HEY THERE SAILOR GIRL I SAW YOU AND t your western friend at Rj's on Halloween. I : love the movie "Slap Shot", its a Newman * Classic! Have you seen "Nobody's F00H8119

SWEETIE IN CLAY! BLUE EYES WITH BEGging dog. Regret I did not get your number. Want to walk the dogs before brunch?8n6

12/8, NICE CHICAGO EMS GUY. THANKS FOR helping v me with my kicks. How 'bout a drink at the wine bar? Would love to talk to you again.8539

E.B.: I'M SO VERY GLAD THAT I MET YOU. You've changed my life and stood by my side in troubled times. I hope we can be together for a long time. All my love.8232

JED (HOMER), I'M MELTING DOWN HERE IN the dirty South & I miss you. I can't find your number & I'm tired of calling Jay's Machine. Call me, Marge. 8255

T O MY DEV DEV, I TRULY MISS YOU. MY heart, my mind, haven't been the same without you. I love you. Your married girl! 8212

YOU: STEADFAST FIGHTER OF FILENES AND Defender of all microchip implantees. US: Grateful for all the work you have done. Good luck Alexis. 8292

KAMI: Y O U LEFT ME AN UNKNOWN RSVP #. Please try again. Needle and thread, box 8049.8500

50+ "KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR" (TRANS lation: No marrieds, nice, kind men). Here's your quest: Damsel in distress (read: SWF, tall, fluffy, conglomeration of P.T. Barnum, Kafka, Poor Pitiful Pearl). Companion? LTR? Marriage? Box 1060

Seal your response in an envelope, write box # on the outside and place in another envelope with $5 for each response. Address to: PERSON TO PERSON c/o SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402

SWF, 42, ISO POSSIBLE LTR W/WM, 40+, who is trusting, has sense of humor, likes simple life & kids (mine are grown). Uniform a plus, movies, dancing, baseball. Box 1053

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ADVENTEROUS, WELL-ADJUSTED, SWF, 35 YO, NS, who enjoys outdoor activities on trails less traveled. ISO humorous, outdoorsy, dog-loving, peaceful, SM, 35-45. Box 1080

DWM, NS, ND, GREAT PERSONALITY, WELLknown. Seeks SF, 35-50, 1 child OK, who enjoys boating (2 wks in FL winter) attractive, must love family. Box 1086

SWF, PLUS-SIZED, OVER 50, MED. TALL, soulful, "unpolished stone" in search of "lapidary". NY/VT. Companionship first, marriage possible. Already married? Don't apply. Box 1077

46 YO, SPIRITUALLY MOTIVATED PHILANthropist. ISO healthy, wealthy and wise woman to share love, life, God. Box 1084.

SWF, 21, 5'4", ATTRACTIVE, FIT AND FUNNY. Loves cooking, fishing, hunting, horseback riding...you get the idea. ISO tall, handsome, fit, SWM, NS. gentlemen only, friendship first. Send picture. Box 1069

SWM, EARLY 30'S, VERY CUTE, EDUCATED, clean-cut, cynical. ISO attractive/intelligent, older, unmarried woman for naughty encounters, possibly on long-term basis. Box 1083 SWM, 40, 6', 200 LBS., BEARD, FROM NY state mtns. Physically fit and active, hardworking, honest, good sense of humor, enjoy nature, animals, coffee and food. ISO SF w/similiar qualities for fun/ltr. Box 1082

FRIENDLY, OUTGOING, 21 Y O SWF. I ENJOY diking, dining out and dancing. ISO NS, 1927 YO SM for possible LTR. friendship first. Box 1068 WDF, 38 NUTS OVER NFL, PBR, WWF. CRAZY about SRV. Admires Magnus Samuelson. Loves hiking, fishing and weight lifting. Looking for the guys who enjoy the same. Box 1064

WINTER IS COMING. I'LL KEEP YOU WARM IF you are a WF, 35-45, who is seeking a younger WM with warm hands and heart. 6', 160 lbs., very romantic, sincere and sexy. Box 1079

PREVIOUSLY MET: MR. SCAM, MR. MARRIED, Mr. Psycho, Mr. Cheap, Mr. Substance Abuser and Mr. Mommy's Boy. Nice guys, show your faces please! SWF, 50s, not perfect, NY/VT. Nice lady seeks companionship, possible marriage. Boys 1061

A BADGER HAVING FUN WREAKS HAVOC ON the male population. Ah, to playthings! Cheers! Casablanca. 8465

12/8 RED SQUARE: AMY FROM WINOOSKI, I just thought of who you look like. Call me and I'll tell you. Love (whip) Scott Brosius. 8524

I SPY YUPPIES IN FRONT OF STARBUCKS... Get a Life! 8466

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KRISTEN: Y O U SERVED ME W/SUNNY SMILES in your greenhouse 11/2. We seemed to have had a hard time taking our eyes off each other. Too bad my Mom was with me, or I'd have invited you to dinner. I'd love to gaze at your beauty over dinner soon...sound good? 8187

AARON, AARON YOUR SO HOT. SO DAMN hot, I want to grease your greasy robot! Your better then Jesus! Better than Cheese! Would you give me a kiss? Pretty please?8245

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CALENDAR GIRL FROM BOURBON ST. MET you Fri. at Finnigan's. I read the paper. You wrote your number on the front page. Hockey? Karaoke? Drinks? Let's meet again.

8527 TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE world. Developing photography and basking in an amazing sunset of baby blue and maroon. From your man in the moon 8241 BANJO PICKIN' BEAUTY, HOTTIE RIPPIN' tele chick. Come be my cowgirl. Let's pick some tunes and carve some turns.8477 I SPY SPORTS STORE TIFFANY, GIVING ME the greatest smile I've ever seen. I come in just for that! Mr. Bike shorts and snowboard. 8530 CARLA, SAW Y O U AT HEIDI'S BIRTHDAY party and couldn't keep my eyes off of you. Can we get together some night? -Will8181

SWM, 46, 5'8", GOOD LOOKS, AVERAGE build, affectionate, trust-worthy, NS. Seeks S/DF, slender, cute, 36-46, for walks in the woods to fine wine and dining. Where are you? Box 1071 SEEKING P S , 18-38, FOR SENSUAL MASSAGE and discreet sexual encounters. All races and sizes encouraged to respond. Will answer all. Box 1078 SM, 5'5", 140 LBS, CLEAN, SAFE AND DIScreet. ISO dominant women to punish and humiliate me as their total slave. Will answer all who are interested. Box 1074 SWM, 40, 6', 200 LBS, BEARD, FROM NY state mtns. Physically fit and active, hardworking, honest, good sense of humor. Enjoy nature, animals, coffee, food. ISO SF w/similar qualities for fun, LTR. Box 1071 I AM A ACTIVE SWM, 38. 5*11", 160 LBS., brown hair/eyes. I enjoy just about everything but most of all I would love to enjoy you, an active SWF. Box 1066 DOWN-TO-EARTH, YOUNG (32), SWM, Robert Redford type seeks older F for dinner, massage & romance. Coffee first, dessert later? Discreet, safe, no strings. Photo preferred. Box 1070 SWM, 39, 6'i", 190, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, CLEAN, healthy, happy, NS, ND. ISO S/MaF, slender to full fugure, 32-53, for fun, friendship, fantasies. Central VT. Take a chance. Box 1063 IMPERFECT MALE ISO PERFECT FEMALE: SIZE 8-10, 52-56. Must enjoy architecture, Holbein & Hepplewhite, Rodin & Rochmaninoff, sunsets, little kids, dogs & traveling in UK. Decorator or artist a plus. Box 1057

SAW Y O U AT PACIFICC RIM IN MID OCT. ME: enjoying a meal by myself. YOU: standing w/a friend. Saw you again around 11/8 on CHURCH/CHERRY on your cell. My dog tinkled near you. Care to go back to PACIFIC RIM together?82Q9

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NICE BOY IN BLACK BUG WITH SEXY RED mohawk, I can't think without your chin! Wish I could see you more I get lonely here at school. Miss you. 8469

: INDIE ROCK GAL W/CURLY HAIR: WE HAVE * some mutual friends, a common interest in J oatmeal cookies, but I can" never manage to * introduce myself. Perhaps we could go bowl* ing?8223

YOU: TALL CHILD WITH/ SCRUFFY FACE. Flower on your water bottle. Smelted strangely like herbal tea? Your hot and I want to give birth your love child. Love Ewan. 8244

* TEXACO HOTTIE! I THINK YOUR NAME IS j Ben. I left a note once before, but you never I called. Please give me a call so we can talk.

MY POOR SICK GIRL WITH DEEP BROWN eyes. To the worst luck we ever had. It wasn't bad because I spent it with you. Try Again? How bout next Sunday? 8273

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NURSE AT MCHV NOV. 29: ATTRACTIVE blonde, you let me into the JME area and then weighed yourself on the stale. Is your relationship status the same as mine? Meet?

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VT TEDDY BEAR NEEDS HIS HONEY. WOULD love to wine and dine you, and cuddle too. Walks on the beach under the moon. Is my honey out there? Send pictures. Box 1056

BIM WITH HOT LIPS ISO MEN WHO WOULD enjoy them. Slim build. Won't stop until told to. Answer all who send detailed letter of what they want. Sox 1062

SWM, 40, LONELY, WANTS CORRESPONdence. Northeast Kingdom native, 5*9", 160, med. build, brn. hair/eyes. Loves biking, hiking, outdoors. Eves in front of the fireplace, long walks on the beach. Box 1052

MATURE GWM SEEKS COMPATIBLE BUDDY. Winter hikes, cross-country skiing, conversation, day trips, dinners in/out. Requirements: Neat, trim, sense of humor, education. Burlington area a plus. Box 1058

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HONEST, CARING. SINCERE, GWM, 65, 5'8", 145, enjoys bingo, walks and country music. ISO honest, caring GWM, 45-65. Friendship first and maybe more later. Box 1054

GWF, 42, PISCES, RT, WORKER, HANDYwoman, passionate, clown, smoker. ISO good-humored, good-hearted, old soul w/young heart, 35-45ish. Box 1081

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WOMAN, 40, SEEKING THOUGHTFUL WOMAN, 35-45, wilting and able to do the work (and play!) of being in a relationship, should be reasonably (not fanatically) fit, enjoy hiking and other outdoor stuff. Box 1065

ISO BEAUTIFUL, SEDUCTIVE WOMAN FOR hire. I want to give my wife a seductive massage as a holiday gift from her husband. Will pay prevailing massage rate. Box 1072.

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AVERAGE PWCU, LATE 40'S. ISO CLEAN, NS, NA, ND CU for discrete adult weekend fun. VT/NY, Lake Champlain area. Box 1070

FIRST TIME, 42 YO BIM, WANTS SLENDER (under 160 lbs.) D-D-A-S free BiM for intimate playmate. Can host. Alt answered with detailed letter including: name, address and phone #. Box 1073

HOT, ATTRACTIVE SWM, 5*11", 170, ATHLETic. ISO fit, attractive CUs, 30S-40S, for discreet liaisons. Send letter w/photo to receive same. Or advertise in "Letters" section, and I will respond. Box 1059

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