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NEWS UPDATE 2015

Furries, a feud, the Quaids

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BESTS AND BUMMERS

A bumpy year in Vermont food

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The Broadway musical based on Vermont cartoonist Alison Bechdel’s graphic novel Fun Home won five Tony awards in 2015.

Now that’s a success story.

ONE THAT LED TO ACTION: In his Fair Game column, political editor Paul Heintz questioned Vermont Attorney General Bill Sorrell’s compliance with campaign-finance laws and his cozy relationships with donors. That prompted a state-sanctioned investigation. Meanwhile, Sorrell announced he won’t run again.

STORY THAT YOU REPORTED FOR US: More than 2,000 people took our detailed Weeders Survey, revealing that the state’s stoners tend to be young and welleducated locavores. They’ve satisfied their munchies with everything from deer hearts to chocolate-covered ants.

BIGGEST CHALLENGE TO THE STYLE GUIDE: Terri Hallenbeck’s story about Vermont Electric Cooperative’s transitioning CEO inspired discussions on gender and how to write about it. The pronouns were tricky, too. The jury is still out on whether we’ll adopt “ze” or the singular “they.”

MOST SACRED SUBJECT MATTER: Reviewing five years of state records, Kathryn Flagg found that plenty of Vermont farms get fined for water-quality violations, from traditional dairy operations to Pete’s Greens, but the state rarely collects any cash from them.

ROCKIN’ ROUND THE CLOCK: Dan Bolles covered the year’s musical milestones — 242 Main turned 30, and Nectar’s turned 40 — and joined Grace Potter’s unofficial breakfast club. She answered all of his questions and made him French toast.

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2. “Senator Unveils Vermont Marijuana Legalization Bill”

by Terri Hallenbeck. A bill Sen. Jeanette White plans to introduce in January would legalize recreational pot use.

3. “Bove’s Café Closing After Seven Decades in Burlington” by Mark Davis.

The Italian mainstay closed its doors in December to focus on catering and wholesale operations.

3. “Last Rights: A Putney Woman Becomes the Third Vermonter to End Her Life Using New Law” by Terri Hallenbeck. After losing a nine-year battle with cancer, Putney artist and nurse Maggie Lake became one of the first Vermonters to use a state law that allows terminally ill people to end their lives.

4. “Vermont Muslims Strengthen Ties During Ramadan” by Kymelya Sari. During the month of Ramadan, Vermont’s Muslims gather at the Colchester mosque after sundown to break their fasts.

5. “How to Answer Your Nutty Uncle’s Questions About Bernie Sanders” by Paul Heintz and Ken Picard. Your family members are likely to have questions about Vermont’s singular presidential candidate. This handy Seven Days guide helps you prepare for the season’s grilling.

6. “Anger Management: Sanders Fights for Employees, Except His Own” by Paul Heintz. Sen. Bernie Sanders speaks out against injustice and corporate greed at every stop on the campaign trail. What’s it like to work for him?

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“Soundbites: WTF is Going on With Grace Potter & the Nocturnals?” by Dan Bolles. Speculation was rampant among the band’s fans in Vermont — and elsewhere — when Grace Potter announced that her next album would be a solo venture.

8. “A Final Act of Devotion Ends in Tragedy” by Mark Davis. As a nor’easter bore down on Irasburg last winter, Patricia Little set off in search of help for her injured husband. She never returned.

9. “Why Are Top Vermont Restaurants Closing?” by Alice Levitt.

This year, Seven Days covered the closings of many high-profile Vermont restaurants, including Bluebird Tavern and L’Amante.

10. “Vermont PBS Lands Tech Star Victoria Taylor for New Show” by Ethan de Seife. The former moderator of reddit’s Ask Me Anything board is hosting a show on Vermont’s tech scene.

4. “Acclaimed Restaurateur Michel Mahe Dies” by Hannah Palmer Egan. The prolific restaurateur died suddenly last summer, leaving behind four restaurants in Addison and Chittenden counties.

5. “Black Political Leaders Endorse Bernie Sanders in South Carolina” by Paul Heintz. A group of black political leaders and community activists endorsed the presidential candidate from the secondwhitest state in the union.

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1. “Now Tweet This: Vermont’s the Smartest State!” by Rick Kisonak. Turns out Vermonters are the most erudite Americans on Twitter, according to a survey of tweets from all 50 states.

2. “Miss Vermont Is a Science Nerd” by Ken Picard. At this year’s Miss America pageant, Miss Vermont wowed the judges with her knowledge of science. Instead of twirling a baton or singing onstage, she performed a chemistry experiment.

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by Paul Heintz. The Bernie Sanders archive at the University of Vermont library saw plenty of action in 2015. A couple of unidentified researchers might have been from the Hillary Clinton campaign.

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LIL’ BERNIE DOLL’S BIG MOMENT: Vermont’s socialist senator is being featured on earrings, T-shirts, mugs, posters, PJs — and the stuff is selling like crazy. We found the Lil’ Bernie doll while rounding up merch for a cover story on the commercial side of the campaign.

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crickets, and a Somali refugee whose isolation and untreated mental illness drove him to suicide.

In hot pursuit of the “Bern,” we followed Vermont’s presidential candidate to Iowa, New Hampshire, Wisconsin and South Carolina. We also tagged along with bail bond agents, game wardens, the border patrol and people who work the late, late shift.

Here are some standout stories from our pages this past year — all of which you can find in the archives at sevendaysvt.com.

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A BETTER WAY?

At a recent meeting at the Champlain Elementary School, there was no dialogue to speak of [Off Message: “Champlain Parkway Reviewed at ‘Unexpectedly Civil’ Meeting,” December 1]. It was clear the $30 million, 2.5-mile road is a fait accompli, which means something that has been done and cannot change.

I would like to propose a creative alternative that would take cars off the road, cut carbon pollution, and move people in and out of the city with ease.

A light-rail system following the route of the Champlain Parkway would begin at Route 7 and Interstate 189 — and connect at some point to the current train tracks around the Barge Canal — moving people into the city. Car parking would be provided at Route 7. The large Kmart parking lot has plenty of room for cars and future housing. Why not?

Light-rail would run every 10 minutes from one end to the other. There would be a few bus spurs downtown, which would move people east to city hall, Church Street, UVM and the hospital complex. Burlington would become a city of the future, not dependent on horseless carriages for moving people around.

If light-rail doesn’t work now, perhaps it could work in the future? In the meantime, electric buses could transport folks from Shelburne Road into the city along the Parkway with an added lane on

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REPORT IS WRONG

Seven Days cites a study purporting to show that marijuana-related driving fatalities in Colorado rose by 32 percent in 2014 [“Will Highway Safety Put the Brakes on Legalizing Pot in Vermont?,” December 9]. The so-called “increase” is primarily due to the fact that for 2013, fatalities were counted as “marijuana-related” if the driver had a THC level of 2 nanograms, but then in 2014 anyone with a THC level of just 1 nanogram was counted. That’s not an increase — it’s counting two different things!

Further, Colorado’s standard for drugged driving is actually 5 nanograms, calling into question whether a majority of the drivers tested, whether at 1 or 2 nanograms, were under the influence of marijuana at all — particularly as THC can remain in the bloodstream for weeks after the effects have worn off.

It’s unfortunate that this sort of shameless, politically motivated statistical manipulation continues to be aired.

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Editor’s note: The story did include challenges to Colorado’s “32 percent”

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study. Matt Simon of the Marijuana Policy Project characterized it as the “misleading” work of anti-legalization interests.

LAND GRABS

The thought of 700-plus units going into the Burlington College backland has obviously touched a pretty raw nerve with a lot of city residents, including me [Off Message: “Agreement Reached for Former Burlington College Property,” December 3; Off Message: “Redstone Pitches Large Apartment Building in Old North End,” October 29]. I would hope that the Development Review Board, being the final possible hope, would either decline Eric Farrell’s proposal or at least severely curtail it. (And now, another not-needed overdevelopment at the foot of North Street? I would hope that this one gets the boot immediately).

When does the shoehorning of housing into every spare piece of open land end around here? This town is far from the Burlington I grew up in, all due to overcrowding, overused roads and infrastructure, and the false belief that we have to provide housing (cheap or otherwise) to everybody who sets foot here. At least, that’s what the developers would have us believe, when in fact, they are only in it for one reason: money. You know it; I know it.

Please, make it stop, before it’s too late.

Dave Parker

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LITTLE HOUSES, BIG CHANGES

[Re Off Message: “GOP Wants to Stop Carbon Tax, Which Isn’t Moving,” October 30]: The chair of the Vermont Republican Party, David Sunderland, is at it again, claiming that Democrats are pushing an $0.88 tax on working Vermonters. This is absolutely untrue. That is a proposal, a part of a bill, one of 509, that has been introduced in the Vermont House of Representatives. Far from being “fasttracked,” before it ever saw the light of day, there would need to be assurances that working Vermonters would not be hurt, that there would be a long-term, phasedin approach. And it would have to involve a multistate approach.

This is Sunderland using scare tactics to try to shut down debate on climate change. He has said “there’s science on both sides of the issue.” He knows, and 80 percent of Vermonters know, that there is no credible scientist denying climate change. He is trying ever so gingerly to back off his and the Republican Party’s increasingly absurd and indefensible denials. This strategy has a name. It’s called “walking it back.”

If climate change wasn’t so important and urgent, it would be very entertaining to watch the climate-change deniers contort themselves into impossible positions. It reminds me of the game Twister — a bunch of kids contorting their bodies into hilarious positions. But climate change isn’t a children’s game. If it were, Sunderland would be winning.

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Seven Days Reporters Update New Stories From 2015

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Jurassic World Director Turns the Camera on a HumanSize Story

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Sabra Field On-Screen: A New Doc Celebrates Vermont Printmaker

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PlanBTV Update: How Artists Used BCA Funds to Sound Off on the South End

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Name Game 2015

Culture: Monikers that fit the bearer: Are they coincidences or self-fulfilling prophecies?

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Culture: Remembering Vermonters who died in 2015

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Fare Thee Well

Food+drink: 2015’s highs and lows in Vermont food and drink

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Music: The top music of 2015, according to local scenesters

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2015 at the Movies

Movies: The good, the bad and whatever the hell Tomorrowland was

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Judge F. Ray Keyser, Chelsea, retired Vermont Supreme Court judge “I plan to stay up until 12 because, if I make it that far, I will have lived in three centuries. Not three generations — three centuries.”

Jessica Oski, Burlington, assistant city attorney “A lot of people I know are going to Florida, but I’m supposed to be present at the Burlington Emergency Operation Center, located at the Burlington Police Station, in the event of any Y2K emergency.”

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Like missing Woodstock, it will be hard to explain to future generations how — and why — you slept through Y2K eve. Or, depending on how things go, what you did to prepare for it.

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View From the Top Those with acrophobia, beware. Shown as part of the Middlebury New Filmmakers Festival Winter Screening Series, the 2015 documentary Meru follows three climbers as they put one foot in front of the other on their journey up the seemingly insurmountable Mount Meru. Viewers watch, white-knuckled, as the climbers face the fearsome forces of nature, tackling personal challenges along the way.

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There is no shortage of revelry during Montpelier’s New Year’s Eve Celebration.

Before settling in on the Statehouse lawn for a festive fireworks show, families can catch Marko the Magician performing awe-inspiring feats of illusion and hypnosis. The merrymaking continues at city hall with a blues-fueled bash hosted by guitarist Dave Keller (pictured). Let the countdown begin!

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The Great Outdoors Nature lovers stride into 2016 with First Day Hikes.

Vermont State Parks welcome winter warriors of all ages for a variety of family-friendly excursions ranging from easy to strenuous. Need a little guidance? Treks come complete with optional direction from professional leaders and outdoor educators. There’s nothing like a blast of crisp, clean air to solidify that New Year’s resolution!

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Stanza and Deliver Rhyme-and-meter enthusiasts listen in on a poetry reading by the New York Times-best-selling writer Mark Doty at Goddard College. Former United States poet laureate Philip Levine describes the 2008 National Book Award winner as “a maker of big, risky, fearless poems in which ordinary human experience becomes music.” Doty shares his gift for verse through selections from his 2015 collection Deep Lane.

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World Music Photographic Evidence Urban landscapes meet the Green Mountain State by way of photography and mixed-media pieces by artists Tom Cullins and Kelly Holt. Architecture, advertisements, reflections and street art inform their exhibition, “Alternatives,” opening January 7 at River Arts in Morrisville. A reception and artist talk kick off the show, on view through March 1.

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Of the Ukrainian musical quartet DakhaBrakha, National Public Radio says, “from the first moment the group starts performing, it’s hard not to get caught up in the magic it weaves.” Armed with accordion, cello, percussion, Balkan-style vocals and theatrical garb, the folkpunk players put an artful twist on the traditional sounds of their native country.

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The Politics of 2015

ast December, shortly before this end-of-year column went to press, we had to make a significant last-minute edit. A few hours earlier, Gov. PETER SHUMLIN dropped the biggest news of the year: He was abandoning his long-promised plan to build a single-payer-style health care CHAMPAGNE TOAST system in Vermont.

DEC 31 AT MIDNIGHT! That decision, in many ways, drove the politics of 2015.

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It was the year of Bernie Mania.

Win or lose, Sanders has established himself as a progressive icon and leader of the left. Like former governor HOWARD DEAN, he has put Burlington on the political map and brought a uniquely Vermont sensibility to the presidential election.

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After the legislature gaveled into session last January, its first job was to settle the contested 2014 election. Republican SCOTT MILNE had fallen short of Shumlin by 2,434 votes, but instead of conceding the race, he made the unusual decision to contest it before a joint session of the legislature.

(It’s tasked with picking a gov if nobody wins an outright majority.)

In the end, legislators split roughly along party lines, with 110 supporting Shumlin and 69 backing Milne.

The reelected incumbent didn’t get a chance to celebrate. Later that afternoon, some 250 activists stormed Shumlin’s third inauguration, demanding hearings on his abandoned single-payer plan. They

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sang songs, unfurled banners and staged a sit-in on the House floor.

By the time the last protester was dragged out of the Statehouse and arrested, Shumlin’s big day felt like a bust.

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Legislators had failed to address rising property taxes during the 2014 session — and paid the price at the polls that November. So they returned to Montpelier in January 2015 with a pledge to tackle the perennial problem.

Leading the charge was House Speaker SHAP SMITH (D-Morristown), who assembled a special committee to explore the growth of education spending as enrollment continued to drop.

After months of debate, legislators adopted a school governance reform bill that would provide the state’s 277 overlapping districts carrots and sticks to merge into larger ones by 2019. Some critics shrugged it off as a nothing-burger, while others characterized it as the end of local control.

By fall, Act 46 had become a potent political issue. School board members were particularly concerned that their budgets would blow through the new law’s variable cap on per-pupil spending.

In response, Shumlin pledged to return to the Statehouse in January 2016 to delay the cap for a year — or dump it altogether.

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In 2012, a little-known developer and airport commissioner named MIRO WEINBERGER came out of nowhere to narrowly win the Democratic nomination for mayor of the Queen City.

Three years later, he coasted to reelection on Town Meeting Day with 68 percent of the vote — clobbering Progressive STEVE GOODKIND (22 percent), independent GREG GUMA (7 percent) and Libertarian LOYAL PLOOF (2 percent).

When the state’s top office opened up in June, Weinberger declined to make a move.

But rest assured: You’ll see this 45-year-old pol on a statewide ballot sometime soon.

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Attorney General BILL SORRELL summoned reporters to his Montpelier office in March to accuse 2014 lieutenant gubernatorial candidate DEAN CORREN of violating public election financing law. He said Corren had improperly asked the Vermont Democratic Party to email its supporters on his behalf.

Sorrell’s proposed penalty for the $255 email? $72,000.

POLITICS Over the next six weeks, Seven Days published a series of stories demonstrating that Sorrell himself had played fast and loose with campaign finance law. A Republican operative, BRADY TOENSING, seized on the stories and filed a series of complaints with the AG’s office. Shockingly, Sorrell declined to investigate himself.

After a Senate committee called the AG in for questioning in April, Gov. Shumlin and a panel of state’s attorneys appointed former lawmaker TOM to investigate LITTLE the charges. As of press time, Little had yet to release the long-awaited report.

Sorrell’s opponent in the 2012 Democratic primary, Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. DONOVAN, announced in June that he was running again. Three months later, Sorrell bowed out of the race.

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The 2014 legislative session was even more taxing than usual.

It opened in January with a $90.4 million payroll tax proposal from Gov. Shumlin. And it closed in May with a budget and tax standoff that nearly resulted in a gubernatorial veto.

Shumlin lost both fights.

His payroll tax, designed to address the Medicaid cost-shift, never really got an airing. Legislators appeared more interested in debating a sugar-sweetened beverage tax — but that, too, died an inglorious death at the hands of House leaders.

Most of the session was spent figuring out how to close a $113 million budget gap. Appropriators managed to find $53 million in cuts, but that wasn’t enough for Shumlin, who spent weeks disparaging the $30 million worth of tax hikes proposed by legislative leaders.

In the end, Shumlin caved and agreed to spare his fellow Democrats a veto session.

The Norm Storm

On a warm Thursday night the week before the legislature adjourned, plainclothes Vermont State Police troopers arrested Sen. NORM MCALLISTER (R-Franklin) in a parking lot outside the Statehouse.

Authorities accused him of sexually assaulting two women and attempting to coerce a third. The Highgate farmer pleaded not guilty and was released on bail.

After learning that one of the alleged victims was McAllister’s young Statehouse

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assistant, leaders of every party called for his resignation and a Senate panel stripped him of his committee assignments.

But McAllister didn’t budge.

As summer turned into fall and fall into winter, Senate leaders realized McAllister was serious about returning to the Statehouse in 2016. Sensing they didn’t have the votes to expel him before he stood trial, they rallied behind a motion to suspend the senator. It passed the Senate Rules Committee in December and was scheduled for a vote on the House floor in January.

Shum’s Done

Three weeks after the legislature adjourned, Gov. Shumlin summoned staff and cabinet members to a Statehouse meeting room, where he delivered the news that he wouldn’t seek a fourth two-year term.

“I want these 18 months in office to be focused entirely on continuing the work that we have started together,” he told reporters later that morning.

The announcement shocked political insiders, despite Shumlin’s dismal legislative session and near-loss the previous November. It marked the beginning of the end of an era for a wily Putney pol who had climbed the ladder from the town selectboard to the Senate presidency to the chairmanship of the Democratic Governors Association.

When his term expires next winter, Shumlin plans to return to southern Vermont with his new wife, KATIE HUNT, and get back to work at the family business, Putney Student Travel.

But it’s hard to imagine we’ll have seen the last of him.

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The quadruple homicide that rocked central Vermont in August was not a political story, per se. It was a tragedy.

But the murders of three Berlin women and a Department for Children and Families social worker certainly had political repercussions, tied as they were to such potent issues as child protection, substance abuse, mental illness and guns.

Most immediately, state workers wondered whether they were being adequately protected from harm. One of the victims, DCF caseworker LARA SOBEL, was killed as she was leaving work.

Others wondered whether chronic understaffing at DCF contributed to the tragedy. Sobel had worked with the alleged shooter, who was apparently upset that her child had been removed from her custody. Five months later, Gov. Shumlin called for 35 new positions at DCF, arguing that the state’s opiate crisis was straining the child welfare system.

The tragedy may also add fuel to Vermont’s long-running debate over its lax gun laws. When gubernatorial candidate Minter announced support for universal background checks in November, she cited the August shootings, saying: “Vermont is not immune to gun violence.”

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Thirty-four years after Burlington elected him mayor, Sen. Sanders announced in April at a Capitol Hill press conference that he would seek the Democratic presidential nomination.

At first, Sanders was treated as a curiosity, not a contender. But the 74-year-old democratic socialist quickly caught fire.

Within weeks of his May campaign kickoff on the Burlington waterfront, Sanders was packing arenas coast to coast. The words “feel the Bern” became a thing.

By September, the hitherto littleknown Vermonter was tied with Clinton in Iowa and leading her in New Hampshire.

By October, he was raising nearly as much money as the formidable fundraiser — largely from small-dollar donors.

But Sanders’ mo’ took a hit later that month when Vice President JOE BIDEN finally declared he would not join the race. With Biden out, Clinton further consolidated establishment support — and Sanders’ rise seemed to stall. His economic message, meanwhile, found less resonance after terrorist attacks in Paris and California refocused the election on national security and foreign policy.

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Shumlin’s retirement announcement launched an especially early and competitive gubernatorial race. Within days, nearly every politician with a pulse said he or she was considering a run to replace him in 2016.

The field froze, briefly, as Congressman PETER WELCH (D-Vt.) publicly pondered a bid — but he eventually announced he would seek reelection to the U.S. House.

By autumn, it was clear that the principal Republican contenders would be Lt. Gov. PHIL SCOTT and retired investment banker BRUCE LISMAN — and, on the Democratic side, Speaker Smith, former transportation secretary SUE MINTER and former senator MATT DUNNE. (Smith dropped out in November to tend to a family health issue.)

The rare opening at the top of Vermont’s political hierarchy set other races into motion. Currently vying for Scott’s job as LG are Rep. KESHA RAM (D-Burlington), Sen. DAVID ZUCKERMAN (P/D-Chittenden), Marlboro Democrat BRANDON RIKER and 2012 Republican gubernatorial nominee RANDY BROCK.

Ram and Zuckerman will abandon their legislative seats to run. And Smith’s retirement from the legislature will prompt a race for House Speaker.

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o one could say we ignored Bernie Sanders in 2015. Seven Days reporters wrote 11 political columns about the Vermont senator who is running for president, 122 blog posts and 30 print articles, three of which we featured on the cover. Bernie was also the subject of a “Stuck in Vermont” video episode, won a couple of Daysies awards, and inspired both a Seven Days imitation contest and a Tech Issue story about Vermont-centric emoji.

Not every story has legs like Bernie’s, but our news team kept apace with countless other important local developments in 2015. While political editor Paul Heintz was tracking Sanders, and Attorney General Bill Sorrell, Terri Hallenbeck has been all over the governor’s race and the Vermont Gas pipeline controversy. On the health care beat, Nancy Remsen analyzed expansion plans at the University of Vermont Medical Center, construction at the new state office complex in Waterbury and what still ails Vermont Health Connect.

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Alleged Serial Poacher Mounts a Vigorous Defense Wayne Dion of Irasburg may be one of the most prolific deer poachers in Vermont, according to the Fish & Wildlife officials who arrested him. While searching his home in late 2014, game wardens found more than 100 deer mounts, seven freezers full of apples and corn, which can be used for animal bait, and a shooting port in the bedroom that opened onto a field illuminated by five spotlights.

Deer trails showed that animals were coming from all over to visit the property, while hunters elsewhere in Irasburg were struggling to find wild game, wardens observed. They charged Wayne Dion with nine counts of illegally baiting and shooting animals; his wife, Jennie, got slapped with one count of possessing an illegal deer.

“It hurts my feelings,” Dion said of the allegations, which he insisted are false.

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legal donnybrook — and, as of press time, appeared to be headed for trial in early 2016.

Much of the case rests on a deer carcass that wardens found in the couple’s basement. Senior Warden David Gregory measured the temperature of the dead deer’s thigh and determined the animal died eight to 10 hours before the start of the 2014 hunting season. Such a premature kill would constitute a violation of Vermont law.

Defense attorneys have challenged the warden’s method of ascertaining time of death, calling it junk science.

Prosecutors avoided potential disaster when Judge Howard VanBenthuysen denied a request from the defense to discard that evidence. But he forbade Gregory from testifying about measurements taken in similar cases for the sake of comparison and encouraged defense attorneys to question the validity of the method during a “rigorous cross-examination.”

The jury’s decision could affect how wardens conduct future poaching investigations in Vermont.

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to a housing developer. Molly Walsh applied similar sustained scrutiny to the downtown mall’s proposed renovation.

In 2015, Mark Davis put 7,623 miles on his car chasing down cops, commissioners and convicts to keep up with the criminal justice- reform movement, police violence and the impacts of Vermont’s practice of shipping inmates out of state. Last January, he filed daily court reports from the bizarre federal trial of alleged Bosnian war criminal Edin Sakoc. In mid-December, Davis delivered news of a plea deal: The feds will drop the charges against Sakoc if he agrees to leave the country.

Outside of their regular beats, Seven Days reporters pursued plenty of other stories — some too big to ignore, some that other media outlets missed or glossed over.

Plenty of them could be categorized as quirky. To find Vermont’s most fascinating characters, and conflicts, often requires driving far and digging deep.

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WORLD VIEWS The Northeast Kingdom DANCE EVOLUTION may look sepia-toned to outsiders, but the burg of Victory, population 62, has been embroiled in a decades-long feud. Members of two factions in the tiny town — the Vermont equivalent of the Hatfields versus the McCoys — have taken out notrespass orders and accused each other of tapping phones, killing pets and stealing from town coffers.

In the late 1990s, the Boston Globe twice sent a reporter to Victory to document the conflict.

“We’re screwed up, basically,” former town clerk and treasurer Carol Easter said.

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“I would say it’s just as nasty as ever,” Pat Mitchell said.

Loomis, her nemesis, bragged: “We are prevailing — the good side.”

Shortly after the Seven Days story ran, Mitchell ally Tracey Martel — who successfully ran for town clerk despite allegations that she had joined the “ISIS of Victory” — installed a video camera to monitor the goings-on in the town’s tiny office.

Loomis installed a second camera there.

Martel resigned, paving the way for former town clerk Carol Easter, whom Martel had ousted, to reclaim the job.

It was not a graceful transition. “I had to catch up on a lot of shit. That lady didn’t know what she was doing,” Easter alleged.

Mitchell’s tax case continues to wind through the courts. She is still refusing to pay her taxes and has increased her flock to 67 animals. “It would take more than those type of people to make me stop,” Mitchell explained.

In the coming weeks, the selectboard will receive a highly anticipated audit of the town’s books, which some say will include evidence of financial malfeasance.

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Money and Mask Ban Keep Burlington ‘Furry’-Free During Burlington’s Mardi Gras celebration last February, a city employee ordered a band of people dressed as furry animals to remove their masks. The charge: They were “performing” on Church Street without the required permit.

The revelers were members of Vermont Furs — people known as “furries,” who share an interest in anthropomorphic cartoon animals. They had attempted to renew their permit prior to Mardi Gras, according to Jessica Owens — whose “fursona” is

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Middlebury Police Probe Potential Link to Cold Case “The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst” mesmerized HBO viewers earlier this year with the story of the creepy and eccentric member of a prominent New York City real estate family who may have gotten away with murder. It focused on the disappearance of Durst’s wife and the killings of two other people he knew.

The film also mentions that Durst briefly lived in Vermont and ran a health food store. All Good Things, now converted into an apartment house, was on Court Street in Middlebury. Lynne Schulze, a petite 18-year-old Middlebury College student, shopped there on the day she went missing, in 1971. The last time anyone can place the teenager from Simsbury, Conn., she was standing across the street from the store, possibly waiting for a bus, eating prunes.

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Middlebury police worked the case for decades and, since receiving a tip in 2012, had been considering whether Durst had anything to do with it. HBO’s made-for-television documentary gave the department an opportunity to announce the possible connection, in hopes it might net some useful tips.

Predictably, national media outlets swarmed Middlebury. At her first press conference ever, Middlebury police officer Kris Bowdish distinguished herself as the lead investigator on the Schulze case.

UPDATE: The burst of publicity did bring in some tips and recollections, but Schulze’s disappearance remains a mystery.

Durst has declined to talk to Middlebury police, according to Chief Thomas Hanley, who said he believes the incarcerated man could provide information that would help resolve the case.

UPDATE: The Church Street Marketplace updated its process for permitting street performers, and, as a result, it’s a lot harder to make the cut. In the past, “99 percent” of applicants got approved; now, just 40 percent.

Nonetheless, Redmond said the Vermont Furs would likely pass muster.

Why haven’t they auditioned?

The marketplace also upped the price of permits. The group of 12 would have to pay $540 for a one-year permit, which would cover background checks and administrative costs. That’s not feasible for the Vermont Furs, who entertain for free, Owens said.

“We know that there was contact between them; we know that she went in there,” Hanley said, referring to the health food store Durst owned in the ’70s.

Locals may know more than they’re saying, too.

“There are some people we suspect are somewhat reluctant to speak with us in depth,” Hanley said, adding: “They may be holding a few things back.”

Durst lived outside Middlebury, in Ripton, but few people in the small town remember him. Police have searched his former property and others in the area. Schulze has never been found.

Durst remains jailed on weapons charges in Louisiana and faces murder charges in California for the death of his friend, Susan Berman.

In their quest to do away with the mask ban, the furries have gained an influential ally: Allen Gilbert, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont. In early November, Gilbert urged Burlington to repeal its ordinance after police detained two men wearing Guy Fawkes masks at an antiKu Klux Klan rally. Gilbert argued that masks can be a form of political expression — and therefore protected speech.

In response, Burlington’s city attorney, Eileen Blackwood, is analyzing the ban. She expects to recommend “potential revisions” to the city council’s ordinance committee in January.

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a race car-driving corgi — but had been told to hold off while the Church Street Marketplace revamped its permit policy.

Marketplace executive director Ron Redmond said he supported allowing the Vermont Furs to return to Church Street, but he first wanted to ensure patrons would be safe. He noted that in New York’s Times Square, people dressed as the Cookie Monster and Spider-Man had pickpocketed and groped people.

In the meantime, the Vermont Furs learned that Church Street wasn’t the only place that was off-limits to them.

An obscure city ordinance prohibits people over age 21 from wearing masks in public, effectively barring their kind from Burlington.

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He may or may not be implicated in Schulze’s disappearance, Hanley said. Bowdish remains the lead investigator on the matter, which has, over the years, generated a fat case file. According to her boss, she has no intention of giving up.

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For more than a decade, Canadian customers could buy their baguettes at the Newport Natural Market and Café with their own colorful currency. But last spring, a sign went up at the cash register to announce that the border-community store would no longer accept loonies.

Its value — roughly on par with the U.S. dollar just a couple of years ago — had dropped to about 80 American cents.

Tourism leaders worried that despite Vermont’s bienvenue, the Canadian-unfriendly exchange rate could discourage our neighbors from the north from visiting — and spending.

Especially in border towns, Vermont businesses braced for losses.

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UPDATE: The Canadian dollar is even weaker now. Since March, its worth has dropped to about 72 American cents.

Boardings at Burlington International Airport, where Canadian traffic is an important source of revenue, are down 2.4 percent this year from last. Officials are hoping the winter school holidays will bring the usual seasonal bump.

“There’s still a lot of Canadians coming to Burlington,” said Gene Richards, BTV director of aviation.

It’s unclear how big a hit tourism might take. The good news: State rooms and meals tax revenue for the first four months of the fiscal year that started in July is running 4.9 percent higher than last year — so somebody’s spending money.

Some state highway welcome centers are seeing more visitors. Yet the welcome

Amrita Parry, a manager at Newport Natural Market and Café

center on southbound Interstate 89 near the Canadian border reported 7.5 percent fewer visitors in October.

On Church Street, Canadians typically account for between 4 and 8 percent of sales, according to Ron Redmond, executive director of the Church Street Marketplace Commission.

At the Homeport store there, much of the normal Canadian shopping traffic has “evaporated,” said Mark Bouchett, co-owner of the family business.

“I speak French, and I do a lot of the talking to the French customers who come into the store, and they haven’t been here.

Last weekend I may have seen one French-speaking couple in the store, and that’s highly unusual.”

Still, December sales were on track to finish 16 percent higher than last December’s, making it an “outstanding” month, Bouchett said. Why? Vermont shoppers are confident about the economy, he said, and December’s unusually warm weather helped.

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A Notorious Sex Offender Settles Into a Quiet Life Richard Laws’ release from prison in April caused a news media firestorm.

Authorities announced that a sex offender was being set free.

Media outlets rushed to spread the word and even filmed Laws being dropped off in Burlington.

Police printed up flyers with his mug shot, warning the public. The notices wound up affixed to doors of ladies’ room stalls in Burlington City Hall.

Laws had served his maximum 23-year sentence for raping and assaulting a woman in Waitsfield. Upon his release, the Department of Corrections designated him a “noncompliant, high-risk” offender — a designation reserved for only a handful of sex offenders — which triggered the announcement of his release.

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Laws drew stares on Burlington’s Church Street. Businesses that he’d never patronized took out no-trespass orders, instructing him to keep away.

He carried a cellphone police had given him but didn’t know how to retrieve messages from it. Laws had few friends and little money and feared he’d become homeless. He insisted he wanted to get into sex offender treatment while in prison, only to be refused, and should not have been characterized as “noncompliant.”

UPDATE: Laws, 49, has been living quietly in Barre. He landed a steady job, he told Seven Days, but declined to provide details.

Laws is still angry about the DOC’s decision to publicize his release, and the resulting media whirlwind. “It’s been a long, hard struggle for me over the last several months,” he said. “I was totally unprepared to be thrown out like that, and they did nothing but

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hinder my chances of success. They weren’t willing to do one thing to help me to have a chance.”

Barre police confirmed that Laws has caused no problems.

Laws has begun to adapt to the technological changes that he missed in prison: He uses his cellphone frequently, and he can text.

Laws said he has voluntarily received mental health counseling.

That, he stressed, is further proof that DOC officials “lied” when they claimed that he refused to enter a lengthy sex offender treatment program.

“Does it make any sense I wouldn’t do an 18-month program if I’ve done six months of counseling out here and will continue to do it out here?” he asked.

Richard Laws

— M.D.

Cops Drop Facebook Shaming

A rescued opossum, mug shots and a photo of a crime in progress from the South Burlington Police Department’s Facebook page

Law-breakers don’t generally inspire a lot of sympathy. But when police in South Burlington and Winooski started posting mug shots of crime suspects on their Facebook pages, it prompted a debate about a social media trend in law enforcement.

Police chiefs in the two communities defended the practice, pointing out that suspect photos are public records — and that many media outlets publish them.

Critics questioned the public shaming of people who could later be found innocent — while their photos lingered indefinitely on Facebook. Another issue: hateful, potentially libelous comments about those pictured, as well as their friends and family members.

For the first few years, visitors to the South Burlington Police Department Facebook page were allowed to call suspects dirtbags, rats, welfare queens and worse. The level of discourse sank so low that officers who were monitoring the page posted a plea for civility and fewer “swears.”

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UPDATE: For better or worse, people who run afoul of the law in Chittenden County can count on a little more privacy. Police in both South Burlington and Winooski have stopped routinely posting mug shots on Facebook. SoBu pulled the plug on the public pictures in early July, and Winooski did the same more recently.

“At the end of the day I felt from my moral-compass side that it wasn’t the right thing to do,” said South Burlington Police Chief Trevor Whipple, who said he

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was worried about the photos remaining searchable when a defendant faced only a minor offense or was not convicted.

Winooski Police Chief Rick Hebert did not return calls. But the WPD Facebook page has been purged of most mug shots, as well as much of the gossipy commentary.

Both Winooski and South Burlington continue to post images of people named in warrants and surveillance photos of suspects. Those pictures aren’t coming down, Whipple promised. They generate tips and even prompt suspects to turn themselves in.

Said Whipple: “I have people call and say, ‘For heaven’s sake, if I come and turn myself in, will you please take my picture off your Facebook page?’”

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At Vermont Vets’ Home, No Rest From Funding Challenges The Vermont Veterans’ Home has been on shaky financial ground since the Great Recession. The number of patients has dropped at this special nursing home that serves veterans of military service, their spouses and “gold star” parents who’ve lost a son or daughter in the line of duty. It has lost some federal funding because inspectors found deficiencies. And the home had failed to collect $1 million for care it provided.

Lawmakers had begun talking about privatizing, selling or closing the home, until they learned that shutting it down could obligate the state to repay the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs $11 million for recent capital investments.

Privatization would take time. So the legislature ponied up $5.9 million to keep the home open — but ordered a study, due in January, of how to operate it sustainably.

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full-time nursing staff, asked for a mediator in October after the two sides failed to reach agreement. Stacy Crawford, a licensed practical nurse, said the schedule

BUSINESS

Vermont’s Medical Marijuana Industry Is on the Move Six months ago Seven Days found Vermont’s two-year-old medical-marijuana industry trying to manage booming customer demand in Chittenden County.

Operators of the Burlington dispensary were looking to open to a grow facility in Milton, where some officials were skeptical of associating with — not to mention leasing space to — such a business.

At the same time, owners of a Brandon dispensary were seeking to move to Williston, hoping to tap into the larger Chittenden County market.

The state, meanwhile, was working out rules to allow dispensaries to begin offering home delivery of medical marijuana to registered patients.

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UPDATE: It took some convincing, but the Milton grow facility is up and running, said Shayne Lynn, executive director of the Champlain Valley Dispensary and Southern Vermont Wellness. His company runs two of the state’s four licensed dispensaries, in Burlington and Brattleboro, and is continuing to use its older growing and testing facility in South Burlington, he said.

Lynn will apparently not face competition in Chittenden County, as state officials turned down Rutland County Organics’ request to move the Brandon dispensary to Williston. Lindsey Wells, the state’s marijuana program administrator, said state officials were concerned that patients in the Rutland County area

that management offered would have required nurses to work five of six weekends.

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assistant, blames the excessive overtime on a shortage of staff. She said: “They have built no buffer in at all.”

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would be left without a conveniently located source.

To that end, dispensaries recently got the green light to start home delivery — provided the Department of Public

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Still, overtime is running more than $100,000 over budget, said CEO Melissa Jackson, which is why management wants to implement a new schedule that would maintain constant staffing levels throughout the week.

That requires negotiating with the unionized workforce — which hasn’t gone well. The Vermont State Employees’ Association, which represents the 196

have to pick — and stick with — one dispensary.

Lynn said Champlain Valley Dispensary plans to begin regular delivery service in January. “We ran a want ad for drivers and got over 50 applications,” he reported.

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Is Burlington Ready to Grow … Up? A $200 million plan to rebuild Burlington Town Center — the Queen City’s aging mall — is forcing Vermont’s largest city to envision its future. The construction of two 14-story towers would require changes to the 105-foot height limit now in place downtown. At 150 feet, they’d significantly alter Burlington’s low-rise skyline — and rank as the tallest buildings in Vermont.

With 300 units of housing, they’d also begin to relieve the city’s housing shortage.

Both the city council and planning commission would have to sign off on the proposal from developer Don Sinex.

In advance of that, reactions were mixed: Some thought it was terrible idea; others called it progress.

“I think well done, it would enhance the character of Burlington,” said Peter Owens, director of Burlington’s Community and Economic Development Office. “Poorly done, it would be a disaster.”

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UPDATE: Sinex hasn’t formally submitted his mall redo plan to the Burlington Development Review Board — instead, he subjected it to a public planning process.

There’s been relatively little discussion about tower height in those meetings so far, but some city residents

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Colchester Officials Give Up the Buoy Battle In June, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers gave Bruce Barry permission to install 22 buoys off his lakeshore property on Malletts Bay, a boating mecca. The purpose: to create a safe swimming area for future inhabitants of Barry’s housing development.

The Colchester Selectboard had unanimously opposed the buoys on the grounds that they would cordon off part of Lake Champlain — a public resource — for the benefit of private property owners.

Worried that Barry’s buoys would set a precedent, the selectboard pledged to look for a way to prevent a proliferation of buoys along Colchester’s 27-mile shoreline. Its members wrote to the Army Corps, requesting a meeting.

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UPDATE: The Army Corps did respond to town manager Dawn Francis and Selectman Tom Mulcahy. “It was a very short meeting,” Mulcahy reported. He asked whether Colchester had any recourse to influence future buoy applications. The answer: a peremptory “no.”

have expressed their concerns through other means, said Jane Knodell, the Progressive president of the Burlington City Council who also serves on the mall Development Agreement Public Advisory Committee.

The goal is for the towers to fit in with the architecture and feel of the city, while allowing for several hundred units of new housing in Burlington’s dense, walkable downtown, Sinex said. Knodell said she’d support the height increase if the public benefits of the project meet her goals for better street connectivity,

affordable housing and a revitalized retail experience.

Some aspects of the proposal have changed already. The new parking garage will be above ground, not underground, due to cost, Sinex said.

But it will be on the interior of the project, hidden from view. The most up-to-date design for the project will be presented at 5:30 p.m. January 5 in the mall’s lower level. The public is invited to look at posters and weigh in.

City voters will have their say via a future ballot question about

tax-increment financing for mall infrastructure. “In practice it will be almost like a vote up or down on the whole project,” Knodell said.

But plans for a March vote have been dropped, and it’s unclear whether the question will go on the November 2016 ballot.

Sinex predicts it will take most of next year to get through the permitting process. If approved, he hopes to build the project in 2017 and replace the mall with a more modern, mixed-use development.

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Buoy permits in Lake Champlain fall squarely within the Army Corps’ purview. In some situations, the state Agency of Natural Resources has a say — but towns do not.

“It is futile,” Mulcahy concluded. “We have no authority, and that’s the way it is.”

In October, the selectboard voted 3-2 to drop the issue.

In early November, the Army Corps informed the town that it had received another application for buoys. This time, property owners at the Camp Edgewater Condominiums want to install nine of them to warn boaters to slow down.

The selectboard has asked the Army Corps to reject the proposal, but Selectman Marc Landry said he expects the feds will ignore its counsel.

In an email, he predicted: “If this plays out as I expect it, one by one, property owners will take advantage of the ability to cordon off [the] lake in front of their homes. They would be nuts not to.”

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In June 2014, Morrisville resident Kirstin Campbell got into a minor car crash in Stowe. When Campbell checked on her beloved 3-year-old golden retriever, Murphy, he bolted from the backseat. He has been on the loose ever since.

“If you say his name, he runs like a jackrabbit,” Campbell’s grandfather, Ed Hamel, told Seven Days. “He doesn’t know who he is.” Some say Murphy likely associates the yelling of his name — which countless Good Samaritans have done — with the trauma of the accident. A professional dogcatcher says Murphy likely went into “survival feral dog mode” because of the trauma of the crash and has reverted to his wild self.

In the year and a half since, Murphy has been spotted numerous times along the Route 100 corridor and made frequent appearances at the Waterbury home of Associated Press reporter Wilson Ring. Ring and friends built a customized trap, baited it with food and set up video surveillance, but the dog proved elusive. The one time they managed to catch him in the trap, Murphy ate his way through the wiring and escaped.

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UPDATE: Murphy sightings were few and far between over the summer, and his would-be rescuers almost gave up hope. In recent weeks, though, the runaway dog has reappeared at Ring’s home, albeit no less wary of the trap.

When Ring and others have placed food outside the trap, Murphy has, at times, gobbled it up — including a batch laced with heartworm and flea medications, to keep him healthy.

The goal is to move the food deeper inside the trap, but Murphy is spooked by the slightest change in routine. “They’ve been slowly, slowly moving the food back,” said Middlesex animal-control officer Erika Holm. “Too far in back, he won’t go in at all. You have to work it in really small increments, or he won’t touch it.”

Murphy’s appearances have also been irregular, making it difficult for his rescuers — who all have day jobs — to know when they may need to spring into action. But volunteers say they won’t give up. If they can get him on a more regular feeding schedule, and slowly lure him into the trap, Murphy’s story could still have a happy ending.

“I want to reunite him with his family,” Holm said. “I think that’s what he wants, too. He just doesn’t know how to do it.”

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A DCF Caseworker’s Slaying Reverberates Statewide The shot rang out on a sunny Friday afternoon in August, as state workers were just starting to leave work for the weekend.

Those still inside Barre City Place rushed to the windows to peer at the parking lot below. Lara Sobel, 48, a state Department for Children and Families caseworker, was on the ground, mortally wounded. A woman with a rifle stood nearby, yelling that DCF had taken her 9-year-old daughter. Police affidavits later identified the shooter as Jody Herring.

Bystanders, including Washington County State’s Attorney Scott Williams, rushed over to try to help Sobel, and to restrain Herring.

Police say they later discovered that Herring had shot and killed her two cousins, Regina and Rhonda Herring, 43 and 48, and her aunt, Julie Falzarano, 73, in their Berlin home.

Herring, 40, of South Barre, has pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder charges in all four deaths.

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In December, Gov. Peter Shumlin pledged to add 35 social workers and other staff in 2016. A major cause of

Jody Herring at her arraignment

the crisis: Drug-addicted parents are neglecting their children, forcing the state to take custody of an increasing number of them.

Meanwhile, DCF began to catalog threats against its workers in the wake of the shooting and has counted 109, Schatz said. “It is of great concern,” he

Randy Quaid: Stuck in Vermont, Legally How did actor Randy Quaid — of Brokeback Mountain and National Lampoon’s Vacation fame — and his wife, Evi, end up in little Lincoln, Vt.? The story reads like a bad movie script. Arrest warrants issued in California had charged the pair with squatting in their former Hollywood home and skipping out on hotel bills. The Quaids countered by claiming that a shadowy cabal of assassins, the Hollywood Star Whackers, was trying to kill them.

All of that drove them to Canada, where they’d been for five years before they decided to come back to the U.S. through Vermont. The Quaids were arrested and slated for extradition to California.

Days later, though, a Franklin County judge declared there was no legal basis for the California warrants — and hence, for holding the duo. The Quaids headed to Evi’s father’s home in Lincoln and pledged to begin anew in the quaint Addison County town. Randy even expressed interest in joining the Lincoln volunteer fire department and playing Santa Claus in the annual town Christmas parade.

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said. Some of those making the threats have invoked Herring’s name, Schatz said. “That’s the context in which people describe it. And that’s awful,” Schatz told a legislative committee in October, WPTZ-TV reported.

Shumlin’s administration is assessing possible security changes for state offices, an issue that legislators say will be high on their agenda in January.

That same month, DCF workers will move from the Barre City Place offices, Schatz said, to the state court building just down the street, where visitors have to pass through metal detectors.

The department also plans to standardize its policies for social worker visits to clients’ homes. In some circumstances, Schatz said, employees who once would have gone alone will be accompanied by another state worker and, in some cases, a lawenforcement officer.

Herring remains jailed without bail. Her case is scheduled for a status conference in Washington County Superior Court on February 24.

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“If he showed up, we would have welcomed him,” said Fire Chief Dan Ober. “But we’re not going to go looking for him.”

California authorities have not followed through on their threat to refile paperwork in Vermont seeking to extradite the Quaids. That leaves them in legal purgatory. They are free to remain in Vermont but could potentially face arrest on the California warrants — which are still valid in other states — the second they cross the state line, Langrock said.

The couple could not be reached, but in colorful and bizarre social media posts, they have extolled Vermont. In one video, Randy grabs fistfuls of leaves that he had stashed in his pants and throws them into the air while frolicking in a green field. In another, he rails against “petrol Nazis,” a collaboration of banks and oil companies that, Quaid says, “murder and make bad movies.” Quaid ends the video by endorsing Donald Trump for president, concluding that he is the only candidate not beholden to the powerful group.

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While she was waiting, Hallquist persuaded the DMV to put her new photo — with a wig and makeup — on her old driver’s license, the one with the name “David.”

Identified as such, she breezed through airport security on a recent trip to Washington, D.C. “Everybody was very polite,” she said.

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Hallquist said she’s conscious that the transition has not gone as smoothly for other transgender people. “I hear lots of stories. People have to leave their jobs.

I’m probably not having the same experience as others.”

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n an unremarkable suite of offices in an unremarkable brick building in downtown Burlington, the director of the year’s biggest movie (barring the possibility of Death Star-size returns for Star Wars: The Force Awakens) is quietly working on his next project. It’s a decidedly smaller-scale film: no farflung location shoots, no $150 million budget and no digital dinosaurs.

The Book of Henry, the next film from Burlington director COLIN TREVORROW, is significantly smaller in scope than Jurassic World. That Tyrannosaurussize juggernaut earned more than $1.6 billion worldwide, stomping to the top of the year’s box-office charts. Sequels are planned.

With its comparatively modest $10 million budget and its focus on a single family, The Book of Henry seems an unusual next move for Trevorrow. Yet the director said that the movie is, in many ways, a logical step for him.

The offices of Trevorrow’s production company are spare and functional.

Few decorations adorn the walls, and the kitchen is stocked mainly with coffee, the life blood of the film editor.

Director Colin Trevorrow (left) and actor Jacob Tremblay on the set of The Book Of Henry

Only the two tricked-out edit suites and the humming servers give any indication of the operation under way here.

The low-key setup seems to suit Trevorrow just fine. He’s easygoing and amiable, greeting a reporter with a

friendly “Hey, man” before settling on the office’s only couch.

Safety Not Guaranteed, Trevorrow’s profitable 2012 indie sci-fi comedy, was made on a budget of about $750,000; his next movie’s budget was 20 times that

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he first contact between artist SABRA FIELD and filmmaker BILL PHILLIPS was anything but auspicious. Phillips and his family had just moved to tiny East Barton. On a spring morning in 1975, they were stunned when a dog ran onto their porch and shook their tiny kitten by the nape of its neck, killing it. Phillips gave chase, but the dog eluded him.

Field, the renowned Vermont artist and owner of the dog, immediately had the animal put down. Soon thereafter, when the Phillipses were away, she attached a bag of fiddleheads and a note of apology to their doorknob.

“We never really talked about it,” says Phillips. “In fact, even though [East Barton] is a small town of 83, we never really got to be friends.”

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FILM Four decades later, with the animals long buried and grievances forgotten, the two are connected not just by friendship but by a camera lens.

Phillips’ recent hourlong documentary, Sabra: The Life & Work of Printmaker Sabra Field, has been steadily making the rounds of film festivals and small local

sum. “In the same way that I felt I had to travel into the future to direct Jurassic World as myself in 20 years, I went back and directed [The Book of Henry] as myself right after Safety,” Trevorrow said. “It was very fundamental, barebones filmmaking.”

The Book of Henry was originally slated to be Trevorrow’s follow-up to Safety Not Guaranteed, but, upon landing the Jurassic gig, he had to bow out politely. Though he promised he’d return to the project, the film’s producers didn’t believe him. “They were like, ‘No, you’re not. You’re gonna be directing dinosaur movies forever,’” he said with a laugh.

But after completing Jurassic World, Trevorrow found that Henry’s producers had yet to sign a replacement, so he returned, as good as his word.

Trevorrow soon set about casting the film, choosing Naomi Watts for the lead and “Breaking Bad”’s Dean Norris for the heavy. Young actors Jacob Tremblay and Jaeden Lieberher were cast in the crucial roles of Watts’ character’s sons.

Though Trevorrow was tight-lipped about the specifics of the film’s story, he said that, for him, that story constitutes its chief appeal. “[The Book of Henry]’s not a ‘little’ movie,” he said. “It’s a much bigger story than [Jurassic World]. It’s like mainlining story — that’s why I’m so excited about it. It’s like a fable, like a lost Bible story that we didn’t know existed … The events that occur in this

screening venues. Partly a celebration of Field’s work, the film also has a point to make: that her art is more complex than you might think.

Field is primarily known for her boldly colored landscapes that draw their expressive power from Vermont’s remarkable natural scenery. Those images of rolling hills, bright-red barns and snaky blue rivers have given her a lofty reputation in the printmaking field; their sales have allowed Field to make a living from her art.

Yet, as Sabra makes clear, the range and depth of her work are far more extensive than even her fans might realize.

She has produced many abstract works, a figurative series based on mythology, Italian tableaux and even several works with a political slant. In the film, these and other lesser-known aspects of Field’s artistic persona receive screen time equal to that of the landscapes.

Sabra’s camera pays close, admiring attention to her print works, but the liveliest scenes are those in which the artist is interviewed on screen by her son, PAUL. Paul wasn’t a member of the

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“I kind of burned out on screenwriting,” Phillips adds. “After writing 50, I thought I didn’t have anything else to write.

Filmmaking is my first love, so I’ve gotten back into that.”

Apparently he’s done it F IELD well, as Sabra has earned local accolades, pulling in the audience favorite award in the 2015 VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL’s Vermont Filmmakers’ Showcase category and earning a nomination for best feature at the 2015 MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL. Next up: a January 28 screening at AVA GALLERY AND ART CENTER in Lebanon, N.H. Though Phillips plans to continue to screen the film in the area, he’s now concentrating on DVD

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film’s crew, but, as Phillips observes, his presence enabled Field to relax and open up, revealing aspects of her personality — such as the grief that she suffered from the deaths of her husband and son — that are largely unknown even to her admirers. The film is true to its title: It really is about her life and her work.

It’s no surprise that Phillips, 66, a longtime admirer of Field’s art, was able to find a compelling SABRA story in her career. The writer of some 50 screenplays for film and television (including 1983’s Stephen King adaptation Christine), he has long held the position of professor of film and media studies at his alma mater, Dartmouth College. In making Sabra, Phillips stepped behind the camera for the first time since directing the 1992 comedy There Goes the Neighborhood.

“When you write a fictional script,” he says, “you are making things happen the way you want them to happen. [For

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even Days’ September 9 story “Beaming There” covered the launch of Trekonderoga, a firstever “Star Trek” convention held in Ticonderoga, N.Y. The three-day event, hosted in the town’s Retro Film Studios, was the brainchild of James Cawley, a 48-year-old Ticonderoga native and diehard Trekkie.

Over the past decade, Cawley recreated the entire film set of the USS Enterprise in meticulous detail, using blueprints from the original 1960s TV series. He and his friends then began filming new studio-quality episodes of their homage to the series — “Star Trek: New Voyages” — featuring such classic characters as Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Dr. McCoy. Those episodes, in which some of the original cast members have appeared, are posted online for free viewing.

After that article appeared, we learned that some Vermont Trekkies are getting in on the act. They’re preparing to shoot their own “Star Trek” spinoff,

a planned collection of three separate series based on the “Star Trek” universe created by the show’s founder, Gene Roddenberry.

The first series, titled “Starship

sometimes using Cawley’s sets for their productions. JAMES BRAY, a 53-year-old retired set designer from Highgate Springs, is the chief executive producer and creator of “Star Trek Anthology,”

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advances in community health care.

Calder cites a loose operation called the Free Vermont Traveling Medicine Show, which evolved into the Burlington Free People’s Clinic — and eventually into the Community Health Centers of Burlington. She also mentions the Home Health Handbook, a lo-fi collection of basic health care information that got a “pretty good” review in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Not all the relics the VHS has turned up are positive. Calder references the “hippie scare” in the spring of 1971, an outburst caused in large part by a newspaper article that claimed 50,000 young people were coming to take over Vermont. The Earth Peoples Park in Norton was perhaps the most notorious example of a so-called “hippie invasion.”

The 55 acres near the Canadian border were purchased by a California commune in ’71 and touted as a free space, without owners or rules — what Calder refers to as “essentially a free land situation.”

State archives from that time are rife with evidence of Vermonters’ anxiety about their changing home. Calder points to a “wonderful folder” of letters to then-governor Deane C. Davis, which plead for or demand reprieve from

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As 2015 comes to a close, VHS curator JACKIE CALDER says the project is “moving along,” though she notes that collecting oral histories is taking a little longer than anticipated. Through the efforts of Calder, VHS public program coordinator AMANDA GUSTIN and two hired interviewers, approximately 50 oral histories have been gathered so far.

Most of the subjects are individuals who came to Vermont as young adults and are now sixty- to eightysomething.

For interviewee selection, VHS has used the snowball method. “It’s all connection and leads,” Calder says. “We never know where it’s going.”

One surprising discovery, she notes, is the relationship between the influx of liberally minded youth in Vermont and

Challenger,” features a character who appeared in the 1965 “Star Trek” pilot, “The Cage”: Yeoman J.M. Colt. In “Starship Challenger,” Colt is grown up and commands her own starship. She’s played by Bray’s wife, JODI BALLINGER BRAY, who bears an uncanny resemblance to actress Laurel Goodwin, who portrayed Colt in ’65.

The second series, titled “Mother,” revolves around a family that operates a freighter on the outer fringes of the galaxy. As Bray explains, the story focuses on a father and his two kids, both of whom are autistic. Portraying them are the Brays’ 17-year-old son, who plays a high-functioning computer geek; and 16-year-old daughter, who pilots the ship. Both are themselves on the autism spectrum.

The third leg of “Star Trek Anthology” is titled “Assignment: Earth.” Based on the final episode of “Star Trek”’s second season, it involves time travelers and interstellar agents.

Neither of the Brays are newcomers

Unidentified Vermont farm in the 1970s

the threat of so many “progressive” newcomers. One Derby resident’s handwritten note charges, “Any intelligent person can tell by their looks that this trash are not Vermonters and that they are Communist trained.”

Finding people to speak about negative experiences of Vermont’s

counterculture has been a challenge, however. Calder says that while VHS has found indications of such reactions on surveys, the respondents remained anonymous.

“Everybody has their own story; that’s the other thing we’re finding out,” says Calder. While each newcomer to Vermont

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James Bray also spent more than 20 years designing sets and props for Disney and Universal, and has worked as a set designer for Vermont’s LYRIC THEATRE COMPANY. Bray says that meeting Cawley was “kismet.” About five years ago, Bray was helping some fellow Trekkies rebuild another fan-based “Star Trek” set in Oklahoma City. Most fan-based productions, like Cawley’s and Bray’s, are accomplished using volunteers, donated materials and cash gifts. When the Oklahoma group posted an online request for material to make uniforms, Cawley offered to donate costume fabric he’d acquired from the original TV series. Bray drove from Vermont to New York to pick it up.

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Bray recalls arriving at Cawley’s studio while the latter’s crew was shooting pickup shots that required Klingon makeup.

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Calder adds, “No matter what they did, they really remained committed to their ideology. A lot of people are still living very simply.”

The fruits of VHS’ labor will culminate in an exhibition and symposium in the fall of 2016. Calder or Gustin will likely assemble a book of their findings.

That won’t be the last word on the subject. Calder suggests that the primary goal of the project is to “collect the information and have it in a central place” where it will be available to future researchers. Next fall’s events will just show the “tip of the iceberg” that VHS is uncovering. “You never really finish a project like this,” Calder says.

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If humans were to die out tomorrow, how long would it take for nature to take over and overgrow most traces of our existence? After, like, 10,000 years, would you have to undertake an archaeological dig to find evidence of us, or would parts of major cities still be standing and distinguishable?

Jim Huff we simply vanished — a kind of nondenominational rapture.

As it happens, such a scenario was entertained by the journalist Alan Weisman in his 2007 book The World Without Us. Weisman’s conceit was apparently seductive enough that it inspired not one but two documentary franchises: the History Channel series “Life After People” and National Geographic Channel’s Aftermath: Population Zero.

Granted, that latter title carries a real whiff of basic-cable cheese, but Weisman’s no slouch. Working from interviews with botanists, structural engineers, art conservators, et al., he credibly predicts what might happen in cities and less-populated areas, as well as at sites whose abandonment would lead to notably dramatic results — think oil refineries and nuclear reactors.

A particularly vivid passage gives the play-by-play in New York City. How quickly would urban infrastructure go to shit in a rapture scenario? Very,

very quickly. “After we’re gone, nature’s revenge for our smug, mechanized superiority arrives waterborne,” Weisman writes.

In New York’s case, it comes from below: With no one to operate the pumps that keep water out of the subway tunnels, the system finds itself inundated in “no more than a couple of days.” (Superstorm Sandy gave us a taste of what this might look like.) As the water rises toward ground level, it eats away at the soil; within 20 years the streets collapse, becoming rivers. Pipes burst, gas lines ignite — your standard post-apocalyptic hellscape. Within 50 years, their foundations scoured out by water, skyscrapers start to falter and crumble. It’s another few centuries before trees really recolonize the place. (Interestingly, the animals that don’t make it are ones that adapted too well to human dominance, including several species fabled for their supposed indestructibility: cockroaches, which can’t handle northern winters without heating, and rats, which can’t replace

suggests that stone and metal building materials will hang on “for tens of thousands of years,” while Weisman figures whatever’s still standing in 20,000 or so years will be erased by another ice age.

What’s left then? PVC plastics and glass remain under the ice, ground to a powder.

Wiring and plumbing, which show up as subterranean metal deposits. Heavy metals and nuclear materials like uranium and plutonium residues, whose half-lives only begin at 24,000 years. You’ve heard of the Anthropocene, I presume — the name geologists have proposed giving to our current geologic al epoch, so profoundly affected by humans. Epochs are demarcated by identifiable shifts in the Earth’s strata; the aforementioned is all the stuff alien archaeologists will find as evidence of us, millions of years in the future, just as today’s geologists find evidence of past glaciation. Of course, the likelihood of a coming ice age looks even dimmer now than it did back when Weisman wrote his book: We’re not doing such a hot job keeping the atmosphere cool. But that’s an existential problem for another day.

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hy not take it a step further: What if humans never existed at all? As the Republican primary race drags on, I can’t say it’s not an alluring proposition, and — helpfully — one that was broached this year by researchers at Denmark’s Aarhus University. They came to the fairly obvious conclusion that, sans Homo sapiens, the rest of the world’s fauna would be a hell of a lot better off— so much so that most continents would resemble Africa in the diversity of their mammal populations. In a human-free world, the authors imagine, not only wolves and bears but elephants and rhinos would right now be roaming northern Europe.

Alas, we have to work with the facts we’ve got, namely: (1) We exist on earth, and (2) someday we might not — whether by disease or nuclear winter, or because we’ve ditched this rock for one that’s not yet totally hosed. For the sake of your question, though, let’s imagine

the caloric value of a zillion tons of garbage.)

But you’re thinking on a bigger scale than this, Jim. Here are the headlines: • Debris in high Earth orbit stays there for more than a century.

• Suspension bridges collapse within 300 years; other, heftier designs might hold up for a millennium.

• In cities like New York, the most durable structures will be stone walls, like those of St. Paul’s Church; Weisman sees them lasting “thousands of years.”

• Meanwhile, the estimated erosion rate at Mount Rushmore is just one inch per 10,000 years.

From this, Weisman extrapolates that we can expect parts of it to remain recognizable for about 7.2 million years.

In 10,000 years, then, a visitor surveying the Earth’s surface will find it largely reforested, with stone ruins here and there indicating the former presence of human life. How long ’til those are gone, too?

Here’s where Weisman and another scientist who’s written on the subject — astrophysicist Mayank Vahia, of India’s Tata Institute of Fundamental Research — demur. Vahia

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diesel) have fallen to their lowest levels in a decade. Yet the ‘fuel service charge’ remains, and my trash hauler refuses to remove the add-on. WTF?”

e get a lot of queries from inquiring minds, aka our readers, every year. This column runs every other week, so that gives us just 26 opportunities to answer them. (Or 25, given that we’re squandering this one on not answering any.) Of course, we lean toward questions that have a retrievable answer — or an elusive one for which the search itself is entertaining. We generally ignore questions to which we have already responded.

Some queries we have no business answering. We are not, for example, able to offer a medical opinion on that weird rash, or to investigate your alleged food poisoning at a local salad bar. We shy away from questions of a religious or mystical nature.

That leaves the WTF questions that have us stumped, are more about opinion than fact, or to which there isn’t necessarily a single right answer. In this last column of 2015, we thought we’d give you a sampling of them, conveniently grouped in two popular categories.

If anyone has a clue, do let us know. Meantime, Happy New Year, and keep your questions coming!

“What’s up with the diamonds painted on the doors of lots of farm barns out in Jericho and Underhill?”

“I live in Waterbury, and I fail to understand why it is necessary to have up to five or six sheriff patrol cars with lights on all day, sitting on their asses at different locations. The worst one is outside Shaw’s supermarket.

It feels like we as drivers are in kindergarten, and we have to be watched. What a waste. Thank you.”

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“How is it possible that Vermont only has one area code — our beloved 802? WTF? Are there any other states with just one area code? How do they determine how many area codes are needed in a state or area? And, perhaps most pressing: Will there ever come a day when Vermont has to add a new area code (gasp!)?”

More From the Road “Right by Heritage Ford on Shelburne Road, there is a 40-miles-per-hour sign, followed by a sign about 10 yards away stating that traffic lights sync up at 30 miles per hour. What’s up with that?”

“WTF is up with the white and purple Rombus 2000 bus seen around Essex? [It] has the Deathly Hallows symbol on the back and other Harry Potter references.”

[Note: The writer is presumably referring to Nimbus 2000, Harry’s racing broomstick. We tried to track down this vehicle, to no avail.]

Yo, Vermont?

“What’s up with the Lamoille Valley Ford guy who’s always calling in his radio spots on what sounds like his cellphone? … He might have the largest radio media buy in the state, but the audio on his ads always sounds like he’s calling in from a third-world country.”

“I am a native Vermonter (Brattleboro), and I lived in Burlington for 22 years. Upon moving to Burlington from Brattleboro in 1992, I immediately noticed a drop in the temperature friendliness-wise. I’ve had this conversation with others who have moved here both from in state and out, that people who live in Burlington seem quite cold and standoffish and cliquey.

“Over this last winter I moved to the Mad River Valley area, and the people here are very friendly. I don’t think it’s just a matter of small town versus large town, because I’ve talked to other people from large cities, and they feel the alienation upon moving here, too. I also don’t think it’s just native Vermonters or nonnative Vermonters acting this way. What gives? Is Burlington some sort of weird, unique insular part of the country?”

“Why hasn’t the state closed Huntington Gorge to swimmers, now that so many people have died there?

Seems to me the gorge more than meets the legal definition of ‘attractive nuisance.’”

“The State of Vermont wants you to replace faded license plates because they are fading where the numbers are. But what I understand is, you have to pay them if the plate is not a special or low number and you prefer the same number! WTF? They messed up; why should we pay at all? It is their error. Make the paint supplier pick up the tab.”

“I often hear neighbors, friends and Burlingtonians in general hemming and hawing about how unsafe it is to have a tree near their house — the thought being that if it fell on the house, it would hurt or possibly kill someone. Usually when someone is cutting down an otherwise healthy tree, ‘safety’ is the excuse they use.

So, WTF, how many people have actually been killed by trees in Vermont? Or injured? More specifically, how many people have been killed or injured in their own homes by a tree?”

“A few years back, around 2010-11 when fuel and diesel prices spiked, my trash hauler added a ‘fuel service charge’ to my bill. At the time it made sense, as everyone could see that the cost of fuel was driven upward at a rapid pace, and trash hauling obviously uses lots of fuel. But since then, fuel prices (including

“Why are there a bunch of ‘distance to’ signs between White River Junction and Montpelier giving the distance to both Montpelier and Barre — which are basically next to each other — and the distance to Burlington is not given? I mean, Montpelier is the capital, but why not Montpelier and BTV?” “Picture a four-way (or more) intersection where you are facing oncoming traffic. You might even have dedicated left- (and right-) hand turn lanes, but when the signal turns, you only have a green light, no arrows.

But the traffic in the oncoming direction is being held by a red light! How are you to know, unless you are familiar with the intersection? Two prominent examples are the Main Street/Pearl Street intersection at Five Corners in Essex Junction and the Route 15/ Towers Road intersection at Essex Center.”

[From last winter] “Why does it seem that Interstate 89 and many of the roads in Vermont are often in such bad shape in the winter? WTF? Don’t we know when it’s gonna snow up here? I’ve heard tons of people say that when they cross the border into Vermont, on any number of roads, the conditions instantly get worse.

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“WTF is up with [Garrett] Graff and his supposed run for lieutenant governor? From my seat, it sure looks like someone screwed the pooch big time in advising him about the run. Even with his familial roots in Vermont, he still comes off as an Ivy League, highfalutin, Beltway insider who wants to carpetbag his way into a major role in state government.”

Monikers that fit the bearer: Are they coincidences or self-fulfilling prophecies?

y now, most of our readers are familiar with the phenomenon of — if not the name for — aptronyms: surnames that seem uncannily suited to their bearers’ professions, pursuits or extracurricular activities. Collecting them over 12 months of news and listing them in Seven Days’ year-end issue has been a tradition for the past eight years.

None of this year’s examples could best the 2014 aptronym of the year: DON POPADICK, the 62-year-old Canadian man arrested for repeatedly flashing visitors in Mooney’s Bay Park in Ottawa.

Still, we can report that on March 25 of this year, police popped 53-year-old MICHAEL GORDON DICK of Gresham, Ore., for masturbating, naked, in the vicinity of Tickle Creek.

2015 offered some other potential winners. On February 28, ELIAS RUSHING, a 19-year-old from Dorset, Vt., crashed his car into a house in Rupert while fleeing a state trooper who had tried to pull him over for speeding.

According to police, Rushing drove through an intersection and struck a fence before hitting the house and barely missing the homeowner sitting inside.

And then there is CARMEN GROSS. The 40-year-old East Corinth woman was convicted in September on two misdemeanor counts of financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult. Gross was charged with spending more than $40,000 of the person’s income and savings for her own personal benefit.

Gross misconduct, indeed.

In a year when the country’s prodigious stockpile of firearms seemed to make headlines daily, this year’s winning aptronym belongs to a canine: TRIGGER. The chocolate Labrador retriever in North Webster, Ind., shot its owner, Allie Carter, in the foot by stepping on her 12-gauge shotgun during an October hunting trip.

The aptronym runners-up of 2015 include:

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DAVID MASON: Master stone wall builder in

THOM FILE:

U.S. Census Bureau employee who compiles election statistics.

SAMANTHA FUNK:

JOHN GREENE: Vendor and sponsor contact

DONNA FARMER:

Pesticide toxicologist for the Monsanto Company in St. Louis, Mo.

CRAIG RUSH: Drug abuse researcher at the University of Kentucky.

EMILY WINES: Master sommelier and senior director of national beverage programs at San Francisco-based Kimpton Hotels & Restaurants.

JAMES CORNER: Urban landscape architect who designed Manhattan’s High Line and Freshkills Park on Staten Island.

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for the Emerald Cup, a competition held annually in northern California among outdoor medical marijuana growers.

ANJA WURM: Vergennes veterinarian.

Music teacher at Union Elementary School in Montpelier.

ANTI-APTRONYMS JEREMY GATES: Twenty-eight-year-old Bennington man arrested on April 20 for an unlawful trespass in Shaftsbury.

RICHARD DARLING: Former Vermonter arrested in Colorado in November for allegedly murdering, dismembering and burning a man in a dispute over a mutual love interest.

ISAIAH LAW: Nineteen-year-old Alburgh

man arrested by a Vermont State Police trooper for violating five separate sets of court-ordered conditions of release in pending criminal cases.

KEITH STRAIGHT: Thirty-three-year-old

South Hero man who, on February 15, crashed his car on the median of Interstate 89 in Milton. Straight was later taken into custody for suspicion of driving while under the influence of drugs.

BLAKE SWEET: Twenty-one-year-old

Corinth man arrested on August 20 after police say he punched a family member several times, then struck the individual with a stool and a broomstick.

ASHLEY GREEN:

Certification specialist for Vermont Organic Farmers.

TABITHA BURNS:

DONALD CRUMMEY:

Iroquois, Ont., truck driver who on July 6 rolled his tractortrailer truck filled with cornmeal at VT Route 78 and Rice Hill Road in Sheldon.

BACON: Nineteen-year-old Madison, N.J., man charged with assault after he beat up someone for taking the last breakfast sausage in the house. As an article in USA Today aptly noted, “It was not clear how the two men were linked.”

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Director of the baking education center at King Arthur Flour in Norwich.

FLO MEILER: Shelburne great-grandmother and international track-and-field star who holds numerous world records in her age category. She’s 81.

MARGARET FOWLE: Conservation biologist with Audubon Vermont.

JONATHON GOLDHAMMER: ReStore manager, Green Mountain Habitat for Humanity.

DAN PRICE: Founder and CEO of Seattlebased Gravity Payments, a business credit-card processing service. In April, Price took a 90 percent pay cut to raise the salaries of all his employees to at least $70,000 per year. Business is now booming.

Wiccan chaplain at the maximum-security Waupun Correctional Institution in Waupun, Wisc.

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KILLIAN LYNES: Nineteen-year-old Poultney man arrested on March 10 in Rockingham for trafficking approximately 600 bags of heroin worth an estimated $12,000.

NATHAN ROBTOY: Twenty-six-year-old St. Albans man arrested on February 5 for possession of stolen property.

Organizer for OneTaste Burlington’s Orgasmic Meditation group.

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FATHER PATRICK GODLEY: Former pastor of St. Cecilia Parish on Bainbridge Island, Wash.

MALARKEY: Coauthor of the purportedly nonfictional The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven, who later confessed that he’d made up the entire story.

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hen former lieutenant governor Barbara Snelling died on November 2, every major media outlet in Vermont — and the Boston Globe — noted her passing. Legendary University of Vermont debate director Alfred “Tuna” Snider, who died in December, was memorialized on Slate and in the New York Times. Chef and restaurateur Michel Mahe’s death spawned numerous articles and commentaries documenting his culinary legacy — including one just a few weeks ago in Seven Days.

But most of the thousands of Vermonters who died this year were memorialized by a smaller circle of friends and family. Notices of their deaths often appeared only in obituaries, which hinted at fascinating lives and made us want to know more about them.

For our last issue of the year, Seven Days chose seven of these individuals to profile — because of how they lived, or because of how they died. A professor, a poet, a devoted hiker, a refugee — all of these people contributed in various ways to the rich cultural and civic fabric of this state, and left an indelible mark on the loved ones they left behind.

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Donald Hovey Hill, 1927-2015 Donald Hovey Hill of Swanton was serving in World War II, he attended a “man of letters,” though not in the Middlebury College before studying traditional sense of the term. For 33 art, printing and typesetting at the years, he owned and operated North Rochester Institute of Technology.

Pixley and Don married in 1974, after Country Press, a small commercial print shop in St. Albans that introduced him his first wife, Josephine “Jo” Dodge, to almost everyone in the community. died in a tragic bicycle accident in 1971.

Hill, who died New Year’s Day at 87, Pixley described Hill as a “Renaissance was also a poet whose verses were often man” with diverse interests and abilities.

He sang baritone with the inspired by, and written Champlain Orchestra and during, his many outings the Cloud Messengers. in the Green Mountains.

He was a talented dancer, But his most enduran avid birder, and lover ing letters may be those of jazz, opera and classihe etched on signs along cal music. He was also a the Long Trail. A lifewoodworker, antique car long hiker and founder buff and map collector, of the Green Mountain and could recite lengthy Club’s Northern Frontier CHRISTOPHER HILL poems by heart, especially chapter, Hill hiked the those of Robert Frost. trail from end to end. He “Even up to the very end, he was still also sewed his own sleeping bags, booties, vests and parkas on a foot-treadle memorizing something, writing somesewing machine, and even crafted his thing, reading something, listening to own tools for painting blazes and clear- something,” says Pixley.

As Hill told videographers Bobbie ing brush while he walked.

As his son, Christopher, put it, “He Flack and Jane Williams in a 2008 documentary, he formally got into hiking was the finest putterer I’ve ever seen.”

Pixley Hill, Don’s wife, called her after taking Christopher backpacking husband “Mr. Route 7.” He was born in near Lowell one Friday evening in 1965. his childhood home on Route 7 — Main Though the two spent a miserable, Street in St. Albans — and attended rain-soaked night in a shelter reeking Bellows Free Academy in St. Albans of creosote, “I got the [hiking] bug right on Route 7, too. Upon returning from there, and my son did, too,” he says in

HE WAS THE FINEST PUTTERER I’VE EVER SEEN.

the film. Hill joined the GMC after the trip and remained an active member until he died, maintaining trail logs, crafting signs and marking trails.

Hill also told hikers where to “go” in another sense. Anyone who’s ever sought relief along the Long Trail owes Hill a debt of gratitude for the many outhouses he constructed. So impressive were his Long Trail contributions that, in 1999, the GMC dedicated the Spruce Ledge Camp near Eden in his honor. As Christopher recalls, “It was one of the only times I ever saw my father speechless.”

Clearly, though Hill enjoyed the company of others, he also relished hiking alone, often leaving before dawn and returning after dusk. Once, he slept outdoors in minus-25-degree weather — an extreme athlete before the expression existed.

In 1989, a near-fatal accident in the woods severely curtailed Hill’s hiking abilities. While he was cutting timber with a friend, a widow-maker — a treetop or limb that drops when a tree is felled — crushed three of his vertebrae and severely bruised his lungs.

Still, Hill remained undaunted.

Unable to hike as much, he took up boating. He even built his own kayak and

canoe, then paddled Lake Champlain end to end.

Hill was eventually diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis. Though one’s lifespan with the condition is typically short, Hill lived another 20 years before it finally robbed him of his life.

At Hill’s memorial service last January, Emerson Lynn, publisher of the St. Albans Messenger, remembered his longtime friend and neighbor as a man gifted with an economy of words and power of persuasion. As Lynn put it, Hill “had the enviable ability to write a letter to the editor and say in 20 words what I could not say in 10 times the space.”

Yet Hill also listened more than he spoke, Lynn added, and reveled in nature’s quiet solitude.

“The woods were his temple,” Lynn added. “He sought a life with meaning, something not measured in zeroes. I know few who could be any less materialistic than Don. He achieved that in ways that showed a strong mind and an indomitable spirit. He managed to do this through to his last breath.”

Hill drew that last breath eight miles from where he was born — or, as he might have put it, a short walk home.

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“She was just straight up out there” Sondra Elice Solomon, 1948-2015 faced it. “She was devoted to making said they both attended large New York UVM as good as it can be,” recalls Rudiger, public schools, and she remembers her a senior lecturer of psychological science older sister as quiet and reserved — a who first met Solomon when they were “remarkably smart” introvert who threw both graduate students at UVM. herself into her schoolwork: “She realAmong other posts, she chaired the ized early on she wasn’t going to fly by on committee that reviews the university’s looks and a cute personality.” diversity curriculum, and she directed The tumors caused by Solomon’s the Fall Institute on neurofibromatosis Racism, Heterosexism, started to proliferate Bias and Oppression. around puberty. “She Solomon also went out always wore longof her way to mentor sleeved blouses. It students of color didn’t matter how hot and students with it was. She really felt disabilities. it was her burden to L AR RY R UD IGE R Her efforts exprotect the world from tended beyond the uniher differentness,” versity, too — she served on the board of Fredericka recalls. At around the same the Vermont People With AIDS Coalition age, they moved to Riverdale — at that and led the state chapter of the Children’s time an almost entirely white community.

Tumor Foundation.

The tumors increased as Solomon got Describing her as a “tiny, big person” older, but during her twenties, she began — Solomon was 4-foot-11 — Rudiger also to overcome her shyness, Fredericka mentions that she “dressed like a million says, noting, “Something changed rebucks.” markably.” Eventually, “she was just “She had a tremendous amount of straight up out there.” poise and grace,” recalls Jill Abilock, After graduating from Long Island who met Solomon through Buddhist University, Solomon got a job as a lab meditation, which Solomon practiced for assistant in New York, studying liver roughly 40 years. disease. She disliked being sequestered in Born in the Bronx River Houses — also the lab, according to Fredericka, and her known as the Projects — to Episcopal desire to be around people ultimately led Protestant parents from the Virgin her back to school to study psychology.

Islands, Solomon wasn’t always so com- After getting a master’s from New York fortable in her own skin.

University, she came to Burlington to Fredericka, who is five years younger, complete her PhD at UVM.

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“He knew how to be cool” Zachary Wade “Creature” Nicholson, 1984-2015

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snowboarding with him and his buddies — he’d whoop and laugh as he careened down the mountains at Sugarbush Resort and Mad River Glen.

Nicholson also had a quiet, soulful side.

His bedroom was the closest to the front door. Seeing himself as his mother and younger sister’s protector, he kept

a baseball bat by his door, ready to fight off any intruders. Nicholson was also a tireless reader. As a kid, he went for sci-fi and detective stories. As an adult, he dabbled in Chinese literature.

Nicholson was famous for big, enthusiastic hugs, which he would dole out without discrimination. He made friends easily as an adult, too. Women, his mom says, liked his deep-blue eyes.

He rarely talked about the pain lurking behind them.

According to Van Leeuwen, the trouble started when he was about 16 years old, when Nicholson and a friend pilfered opiate pain medications from the friend’s mother. It grew into a heroin addiction, which sent Nicholson on a decade-long journey of detoxing, rehabbing, cleaning up and relapsing.

It claimed his life in January, when

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Within a year, the natural athlete was a better skater than Matecat and almost anyone in town.

As a kid, Nicholson often wore T-shirts from skateboard maker Creature. Some friends started using it as his nickname. It stuck, forever — almost everything Nicholson owned as an adult was plastered in Creature stickers.

Born in Colorado, Nicholson moved to Waitsfield with his parents when he was 4 years old.

He made friends easily. When he was just in second grade, the fifth graders wanted to hang out with him. “It was innate in him; he knew how to be cool,” his mother, Marsha Nicholson Van Leeuwen, says. “He was just a lot of fun.”

She remembered skiing and

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It’s never easy for skateboarders in small-town, unpaved Vermont to find places to ride. Growing up in Waitsfield, Zachary Nicholson and his buddies were often forced to retreat to his mom’s basement to skate.

That is, until they banded together and convinced local officials to let them convert the town ice rink into a skating park in the warm months. The group built and installed ramps and jumps, and dubbed the place the “Skatium.”

It wasn’t the last skate park Nicholson helped build in Vermont.

“Anything to be around skateboarding and skate parks was good enough for him,” recalls Nicholson’s lifelong best friend, Jean-Luc Matecat.

Matecat, who was two years older, gave Nicholson his first skateboard.

Solomon remained a city girl at heart — “She never bought a proper pair of boots,” Fredericka notes — but she loved Vermont and had been planning to build a house on land she owned in Calais.

Solomon never married and didn’t have children. If she had, they would have had a 50 percent chance of inheriting her genetic disorder.

Last June, Solomon was diagnosed with cancer. A tumor on her spine made it difficult for her to walk, and radiation failed to help. It’s unclear whether neurofibromatosis was the cause.

Solomon died on September 13, at age 66. Abilock spent many days by her hospital bed. She says Solomon approached the illness with the same dignity and courage she had demonstrated throughout her life.

Abilock is considering publishing one final work that Solomon left behind: a children’s book titled The Owl and the Stream. Abilock interprets her friend’s story, about a lonely owl who befriends a stream, as a parable. The lesson: Accept who you are.

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Sondra Solomon stood out. Visually, it was impossible for her not to — she was a black woman in one of the whitest states in the nation, and she had a rare genetic disorder called neurofibromatosis that covered her body in tumors.

But Solomon, an accomplished scholar, left an impression on people for other reasons. Rather than ignore people’s reactions to her, she studied them.

She had a PhD in psychology and, as a professor at the University of Vermont, but she often focused her research on people who possessed what she referred to as “physical distinctions.”

Some of her papers addressed people like her — “visually distinct” women from ethnic minority groups. She also spent years — and, with a colleague, received more than $3 million in grant funding — researching the impacts of stigma on HIV-positive people in rural areas. She studied how nondisabled people draw conclusions about the social skills of people with disabilities. And she examined how scars affect the self-esteem of burn survivors.

The list goes on: When her sister, Fredericka, was cleaning out Solomon’s condo in Colchester, she found “reams and reams of papers,” which included interviews with people whose “distinctions” ranged from amputations to alopecia.

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Even among his close friends, Nicholson rarely talked about his struggles.

“He had a lot of pain in his life, and he never burdened anyone too much about it, even when we wish he had,” Matecat says. “He had a spirit that was unbelievable. He always found time to care, to look out for his friends and worry about everyone else when he probably should have been worried about himself.”

Nicholson supported himself as a cook. He had stints at some of the highest-profile restaurants in the Burlington area, including the Daily Planet, Mule Bar, Bluebird Tavern and Misery Loves Co. When he was clean, he was a reliable worker.

Matecat was the first chef at trendy Mule Bar, which opened in Winooski in 2013. Nicholson would show up early and stay late to help Matecat in the kitchen. Back at the apartment they shared, he and Matecat would relax by cooking meals together. Nicholson dreamed of opening his own café one day.

He spent many weekends with his mother, either taking her around to various Burlington restaurants — where staffers invariably greeted him warmly — or visiting her at her current home in Plattsburgh, N.Y., to help with household projects.

“He always said it was payback and he needed to pay me back a lot,” Van Leeuwen remembers. “On his birthday, he said, ‘I’m still here because of you, Mom.’” In his final months, Nicholson became an advocate and organizer for the effort to build a new skate park in Burlington, which opened in November. He never got a chance to use it.

On a winter afternoon last January, Van Leeuwen came up to Burlington for a visit. She and her son grabbed lunch at the Skinny Pancake. He was chatty and excited about his life.

“He seemed really good to me,” Van Leeuwen recalls. “He made me feel good, and we had some good laughs, and then we said goodbye.”

Two days later, she was awakened by police pounding on her front door.

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“He left everything as it was” Phal Bhattarai, 1927-2015 Moving to a new country is not the By the time the elder way many would choose to spend their Bhattarai got to Vermont, old age. Indeed, Phal Bhattarai had not he was very thin and ill. He planned to spend his final years in the didn’t have much of an appeUnited States. He lived most of his life tite and was diagnosed with in his native Bhutan, then spent two a stomach ulcer. But he still decades in a refugee camp in Nepal enjoyed French fries from before arriving in Vermont on July 18, McDonald’s, says grand2012. He and seven family members daughter Pabitra, Prem’s were part of a group of more than 1,700 sister.

Bhutanese refugees who have been When he needed to go resettled in the Burlington area. to the hospital, Pabitra was Back in Bhutan, Bhattarai grew rice, the one who took him there. corn and cardamom. His second son, “My brother is always busy, Prem, shares details of that time through and I was the only one who an interpreter — Bhattarai’s grandson, could help with the translaalso named Prem. Son Prem says his tion,” she explains. father had little time for leisure because When the family was in he was always working. When he wasn’t Nepal, they lived in different harvesting, he had to work on govern- camps and she only saw him ment construction projects, remembers twice a year. But in Vermont, his son. He’d be away for as long as 90 days, and he’d have to bring enough clothes and food supplies with him.

Bhattarai hadn’t wanted to leave his farm in Goshi, in southern Bhutan. The Bhattarai family was among the tens of thousands of ethnic Nepalis who were stripped of their Bhutanese nationality and expelled from the country in the early 1990s after former king Jigme Singye Wangchuck implemented the “One Nation, One Pabitra and Phal Bhattarai People” policy.

When the police came to their village and chased them out in 1992, the family didn’t have time to pack anything other than some rice. Prem says Pabitra quickly developed a “very close” his father, who was 65 years old at that bond with her grandfather. time, “felt so sad” for having to leave the He liked going to Lake Champlain, house and farm that he had built. “He she recalls. “He wanted to see the boats. didn’t get a chance to sell anything or He wanted to be on one. We did go to harvest anything. He left everything as Newark,” says Pabitra. it was.”

Like most millennials, the 21-yearLife in the refugee camp was “terri- old first-year nursing student at ble,” remembers son Prem. Their small, Norwich University loves taking selffour-room hut was made of bamboo ies — but mostly with her grandfather. poles and plastic, with a thatched roof. She has countless photos of him smilThe huts were built close together ing toothlessly and wearing the shades and often caught on fire. It was too hot she bought for him at University Mall. during the summer and too cold during “People used to ask me, ‘Why do you winter. The refugees received rationed have your grandfather’s pictures in your food, which included brown rice, pump- phone and on Facebook?’” she says with kin, cabbage, potatoes and bananas. a laugh.

There were few jobs in the camp, and Grandson Prem would also bring him they weren’t allowed to leave to work, to a Colchester farm — Bhattarai missed says Prem. being around animals.

But Bhattarai’s ill health meant he couldn’t go out often. Moreover, he didn’t speak English. “During winter, he’d sit inside and watch Nepali shows on YouTube. That’s all,” Pabitra says.

On September 17, Bhattarai, 88, suffered a stroke. It was hours before he received medical attention. The elder Prem didn’t know the symptoms and thought his father was just exhausted when he was unresponsive. The younger Prem says most people in the Bhutanese community “don’t know about stroke” because it’s something they never encountered in their home country.

After Bhattarai spent a night at the hospital, doctors told his family they couldn’t do anything more for him.

They advised the family to bring him home, where he died on the morning of September 22.

At Bhattarai’s funeral, friends and relatives from North Carolina, New Hampshire, Ohio and Pennsylvania came to pay their respects. The younger Prem said he learned from the visitors about his grandfather’s generosity.

“When somebody came to his house in Bhutan, he didn’t let those people go without food.”

As per Hindu tradition, Bhattarai was cremated. His clothes were distributed among his four children, all of whom now live in the U.S., and some clothes were cremated along with him. Son Prem, who works at Peerless Clothing, chose to keep a coat. “He wore that from a long time ago,” he says. “That’s why I keep that.”

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Patricia Forguites was generous to the last. The Essex woman donated her corneas when she died September 27; today someone is seeing through her eyes. The gift is even more poignant because Forguites never received the donation she needed: a heart.

Giving, not receiving, was the focus of the 63-year-old woman’s life, says her husband of 40 years, Randy Forguites. “She was very caring, would do anything for anybody, and always smiling,” he explains during an interview in the cozy Essex apartment they shared.

Pat and Randy’s romance began at a coed football game in 1974, when both were living in Connecticut.

Some of the guys were tackling the her special fudge — not too hard, not girls, says Randy, which wasn’t very too soft — for the many people she gentlemanly. “Her first impression of cared about. “She was really fussy,” me was, I didn’t tackle her,” he recalls remembers Randy. “She wouldn’t give with a chuckle. “With me, I think it anything unless it was just right.” was love at first sight.”

In the late 1990s, Pat began exWithin a year they were mar- periencing heart problems. Doctors ried, and they soon made their way installed a pacemaker in 1999. A year to Vermont, Randy’s home state; he later, when she was 48, they diagnosed worked as a test engineer at IBM her with congestive heart failure. from 1978 to 2012. They lived in an Doctors raised the possibility of old house on Main Street in Essex a heart transplant in 2008, Randy Junction, where they raised four chil- says, but Pat hesitated. “She realized dren, before downsizthat somebody would ing to an apartment a have to die to give her a few years ago. transplant,” he says.

In addition to raisHer condition worsing a large family, Pat ened. When she was worked in admissions 60, in 2012, her doctors at the University of told Pat she needed a Vermont College of new heart to survive.

Medicine and as a lacAfter a round of tests, RAN DY FORGU ITE S tation consultant. She she was placed on the nursed all of her chilheart transplant list at dren at a time when it Tufts Medical Center was considered unusual to do so. in Boston. She was told it could take a Tricia Cassi, a friend who first met year or more to move up the list.

Pat through the La Leche League, reDoctors installed a heart pump so called her as deeply nurturing person. Pat could survive as she waited. But Her work on breastfeeding education complications ensued that almost with new moms was a natural exten- killed her. After 21 days in a coma, she sion of her giving, warm personality. miraculously came to. “She could only “She was just so kind and gentle wiggle her left big toe; she was pretty and always loved the babies and much paralyzed,” says Randy, who left wanted to support mothers to fully his job to care for his wife. blossom,” Cassi says.

Pat made progress and was able to When her children were small, move around with a walker. “We both Pat volunteered at Hiawatha were really thinking she could get Elementary School. She also volun- better,” her husband recalls. But, due teered in the nursery school at the to her weakened state, Pat was taken First Congregational Church in Essex off the active transplant list after two Junction, made Christmas stockings for all her relatives and made LIFE STORIES » P.40

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“A way of looking at the world that was pretty intense” Ann Jean Thomas, 1926-2015 Boundless curiosity fueled Ann Thomas’ worldly and eventful life. The Woodstock resident’s travels spanned three continents and brought her into contact with prominent 20th-century literary and cultural figures. Her interests varied widely, as well — from writing poetry to researching the use of lithium in treating manic depression, an illness she struggled with to varying degrees for most of her life.

Thomas “had a way of looking at the world that was pretty intense,” says her daughter, Charlotte Lanahan.

Charlotte spoke with Seven Days at ShackletonThomas, a handmade furniture and ceramics company in Bridgewater, founded by her sister Miranda Shackleton and Miranda’s husband, Charles. Both sisters live nearby and work for the company, Miranda as co-owner and master potter, Charlotte as business manager.

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She was reluctant to endure the ordeal. The question became moot in September. Pat had a cerebral hemorrhage at home and later died at the UVM Medical Center. When doctors asked about organ donation, Randy said yes.

“She wanted to give her organs if something happened to her,” he says.

Doctors could not use Pat’s heart, lungs or kidneys because of her health issues. They could use her eyes and tissue, though, and notified Randy with a letter that her corneas have been successfully transplanted. Her gift has inspired him to follow suit when the time comes.

“I probably would do the same thing. Not probably, I will do the same thing,” he says. “I’m sure.”

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woman who was, in many ways, larger than life.

Thomas — “Buzzy” to her Straw Hat friends and family — was born

by Ann Jean Thomas in London, England, in 1926 to Rona and Arthur J. Davis, RA. Her Through father was a prominent architect the holes known for designing London’s in my straw hat Ritz Hotel, as well as ocean liners I see the sunday including the Queen Mary. An archive of his work — completed I see as

by Thomas in 2010 — is housed a bee’s eyes sees at the Royal Institute of British zeros of honey light Architects in London’s Victoria multiply endlessly and Albert Museum. When she was just 16 years old, Thomas Then began studies at Oxford’s Lady everything Margaret Hall, where she crossed has gone paths with writers C.S. Lewis and for a millisecond cold J.R.R. Tolkien.

“Mum was really taken by C.S. as those suns Lewis,” explains Miranda. On are eclipsed the other hand, “she was always by a passing chicadee very rude about Tolkien because she did not like him — because he did not like women.” Thomas was allegedly part of a group of female students who would stand outside meetings of the Inklings, an all-male literary discussion group that as being an effective stabilizer for manic included both Lewis and Tolkien, glean- patients, Thomas underwent multiple electric-shock therapy treatments. ing whatever ideas could be overheard.

Even outside of the academy, Thomas Ann and husband David, whom Miranda says her mother described as remained a scholar. “She always had “a dashing young naval officer,” married about seven desks piled high with photos in 1952. They subsequently moved to and paper,” daughter Charlotte rememBoston, where David studied at Harvard bers. For example, Thomas fervently Business School and Thomas worked at pursued the hypothesis that the women the Radcliffe College library. There she killed during the Salem witch trials were helped to administer the university’s victims of ergotism, a condition caused summer school under the direction of by consuming wheat and other cereals Henry Kissinger (later a U.S. secretary of affected by a poisonous fungal disease.

While David Thomas worked in adstate) and encountered poets Sylvia Plath vertising, the family traveled extensively. and Ted Hughes.

Like Plath, Thomas was no stranger From 1971 to 1981, they lived in Sydney, to despair. After her son Toby was born, Australia. Thomas was fascinated by the Thomas experienced severe postpartum art and lives of the country’s Aboriginal depression, and her emerging mental community, and she collected many bark health struggle intensified. In the ’60s, paintings and artifacts — three of which the family moved to New York City. she donated to the Hood Museum of Art “My father worked hard to find the best at Dartmouth College in 2006 for its exhiresearch people for manic depression,” bition “Dreaming Their Way: Australian Aboriginal Women Painters.”

Miranda explains.

Senior curator Katherine Hart deThomas was one of the first patients scribes Thomas as “a person who had prescribed lithium by psychiatrist Ronald a great deal of respect for these objects, Fieve at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/ Columbia University Medical Center, and and a great deal of sensitivity for objects she became a medical researcher in her in general. She really thought of them as own right. “She got really interested in her almost sentient in some ways.”

Indeed, Miranda describes her mother own illness,” Miranda recalls. In addition as “very mystical.” Thomas’ love of the to taking lithium, now widely recognized

natural world is revealed in her poetry, which she began writing at age 6. She gave her daughters personalized poems on their birthdays and other momentous occasions throughout their lives. She published her verse, too — her work appeared in Oxford Poetry, the Atlantic Monthly and Verse, among other publications. Her first collection, A Safe House, came out in 1996. In 2013, Thomas published All Summer’s Ahead, a poetry almanac with simple illustrations by Miranda.

Ann and David moved to Woodstock in 2002 from Somerville, Mass., to be near their daughters. In November 2014, family and friends gathered at Woodstock’s public library for a special reading: Each person was given one of Thomas’ poems, which were read aloud in the order she had written them.

Thomas died at home in July from complications of cardiac arrest. She was 88. In addition to her daughters, she is survived by her husband, David, and sons, Mark and Toby, as well as seven grandchildren.

Though Thomas was a scholar, explorer, patient, artist and mother, Miranda asserts, “She was a poet more than anything.”

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pace,” Josh remembers. “It was hard but fun.”

Because of Ben, Josh got involved in the Special Olympics unified team. He and Ben bowled, played basketball and did track and field together.

Josh says people recognized Ben everywhere he went. “Everybody in the room knew him,” he says. “He was an incredible person.”

Despite his CP, Ben wasn’t a sick kid, say his parents. So it was a surprise when he struggled to recover from a planned July surgery to replace a medication pump in his back; his decline was likely due to the accumulated effect of severe CP on his body. After three weeks in intensive care at Boston Children’s Hospital, Ben came home, but he was failing.

Over three days, friends and neighbors visited at the rate of “a hundred a day,” says Michael, first to welcome Ben home, and then to say goodbye and console the family, including Ben’s younger siblings Maddie, Henry and Isaac. Ben died at home in August, surrounded by his family, a month shy of his 16th birthday.

His memorial service at Burlington’s First Unitarian Universalist Society drew hundreds of mourners, many of them his peers. A slide show of photos featured numerous group shots with a wide variety of pals.

“There are not many people who could cross groups like that,” says Valerie. “He was a bridge builder.”

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through eighth grade. Both Daniel and his sister, Hannah, spoke at public meetings to advocate for the elevator. They learned about how government works and grappled with issues of inclusion, fairness and civic responsibility.

“Talk about a fantastic learning experience,” Halladay marvels.

They did fun stuff together, too.

Halladay remembers Daniel’s thirdgrade birthday party, which included sledding at Calahan Park. “The kids were doing what they could to pull Ben up and down the hill,” he remembers.

“They’re pulling him up, and he’s falling down laughing.”

Halladay, a former elementary school teacher who now works with the Vermont Agency of Education, says he’s seen this dynamic at work in the classroom, too. Students learn valuable lessons from their peers with special needs, and often bond over helping a classmate.

On Ben’s first Edmunds Middle School field trip to Mount Philo, for example, his classmates spontaneously decided that he shouldn’t miss the hike to the top. Rather than have a teacher drive him up, the kids pushed and pulled him themselves.

Josh Scheidt went on a similar class trip a year later, when a teacher brought a cross-country ski harness and a rope, which the students attached to Ben’s wheelchair. A group of 10 kids, including Josh, took turns helping Ben to the summit.

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his new one. That was partly why he and Valerie developed a free, locationbased email newsletter service in 2000, and invited their neighbors to join. The emails proved popular, and evolved into Front Porch Forum, an online community-building platform now used by 120,000 Vermonters statewide.

FPF wasn’t just a business success.

It helped the Wood-Lewises, who had had moved into a two-story house in Burlington’s Five Sisters neighborhood, to meet their neighbors. Ben quickly won people over. He accepted everyone without judgment and frequently flashed his irresistible smile.

And he loved to play.

Thanks to adaptive sports programs — and enthusiastic helpers — he was able to SCHE IDT ski, surf, bike, parasail and wrestle on the floor.

His parents advocated for him every step of the way. That included prompting the school district to build a wheelchair ramp at Champlain Elementary, working with the Burlington Department of Parks and Recreation to purchase mats to make North Beach wheelchair-accessible, and galvanizing an effort to install an elevator at Edmunds Middle School, so that Ben could maintain the friendships he had developed at Champlain.

Those campaigns didn’t just help Ben and others with mobility issues, says neighbor Patrick Halladay. His son, Daniel, was in Ben’s class from third

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Teens who transcend cliques and make friends with everyone are a rarity. Ben Wood-Lewis was one of them.

“Ben was the coolest kid in town,” remembers his friend and former classmate Joshua Scheidt. “Nobody disliked him.”

His father, Michael Wood-Lewis, agrees that Ben “had kind of an amazing ability to connect with people.”

That was even more remarkable given that he couldn’t speak, walk or communicate on his own. Ben had cerebral palsy, a neurological disorder caused by brain damage. He had little control over his body. To navigate the world, he relied entirely on others — starting with his parents.

Michael and Valerie Wood-Lewis adopted Ben, their first child, a day after he was born. He developed CP in the neonatal intensive care unit when he was two weeks old, due to high bilirubin levels brought on by jaundice. After 83 days in the hospital, the couple brought him home to their South End apartment. Remembers Michael: “I couldn’t imagine how we were going to raise this child.”

They had some help — Ben had a large team of medical professionals, including doctors, a respiratory therapist, occupational therapists, physical therapists, an assistive communication team, a palliative care team at Boston Children’s Hospital and personal care assistants who were with him 24 hours a day. But the WoodLewises had recently moved from Washington, D.C., and they didn’t yet have many friends nearby.

Valerie remembers J OSHUA bringing Ben to playgroups, where she found compassion but not camaraderie. “What everyone else was talking about was not what we were talking about,” she recalls.

Meanwhile, the tech company Michael had been working for had recently imploded. Contemplating his next move, he thought of a neighbor he had known growing up who had also had CP. The two became friends, which, Michael says, had a profound effect on his life.

He hoped his neighbors would develop similar friendships with his own son, but the connectedness Michael felt in his old neighborhood was missing in

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ood writers want every restaurant to be exceptional. We crave exquisite, thoughtfully prepared food sourced from the best local farms and fishermen.

We swoon for service that’s charming and professional but casual and fun, and for friendly bartenders who know what we’re drinking before we do. We yearn for chefs who honor their own heritage and this glorious green place we live in, who pair creativity with ambition and have a skill set to match.

We applaud those who aren’t afraid to take risks.

Restaurants that achieve even half of these things with any consistency offer far more than just a decent supper.

They supply an escape from the daily grind, swaddling us in pleasure for a few short hours before gently releasing us, happy and full.

A cheap neighborhood joint can fulfill those aims as well as — sometimes better than — a three-star shrine to gastronomy. Many restaurants could get to this level with a little polishing, but don’t. That leaves food writers disappointed and often a bit cranky about the local dining scene, whether they live in New York City or San Francisco or Burlington. And, yes, I know this is a first-world problem and mine is a dream job.

But, glancing back over 2015, I’m kind of amazed by all the wonderful things that happened. Even though I spent untold hours seeking out the latest and greatest in Vermont food and drink, I know I missed many palateteasing delights. So, based on what I did see and taste, I offer this song of thanks to some of the restaurants, chefs and food artisans who made 2015 a sweet year to dine and drink in Vermont.

Best New Chef Marc Provencher, Taverna Khione, Shelburne Locals were sad when Café Shelburne closed after dinner on December 31, 2014. But by April, Maine chef Marc Provencher had installed a new Greek restaurant in the space. His cooking is rugged and traditional — no streetstyle falafel or gyro here.

Instead, Provencher’s menu proceeds in degrees of approachability. A sizzling feta dip, stained red with tomato and pepper, is fairly friendly, while taramosalata — the über-fishy carp roe purée traditional on Grecian tables — might be risky business for folks who didn’t grow up on anchovies or gefilte fish.

Across the menu, elegant details enhance the base proteins. During a midsummer meal, stewed sour cherries from Shelburne Orchards punctuated a jammy, red-wine-braised leg of rabbit.

Another night, Provencher’s handmade Greek spaghetti was salted with nutty, brown-butter-fried Cretan goat cheese and accented with floral, fresh-picked verbena. His fire-grilled lamb chops were magnificent in their funky, forktender simplicity.

While not every Taverna dish is perfect, most are fantastic. What’s most exciting is the young chef’s audacity in bringing something totally new to the area — and his ability to execute each meal with style to spare.

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Vermont has plenty of gorgeous blistered, Neapolitan-style rounds, and I enjoy those very much. But the best pizzeria in the state opened early last spring — in Morrisville — and its owners are New York metro transplants. They’re so crazy about their native flatbreads that they spent a year apprenticing in a benchmark Westchester pizza joint, learning the ins and outs of making a perfect pie.

At Pizza on Main, the micro-thin rounds are 18 inches across, crisp and tangy with orange-red marinara and a barely there skim of salty blended cheese.

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as popcorn chicken, a “mystery” patty on homemade brioche, and lots of housemade pickles and preserves. But by this past summer, he’d expanded the menu to include dishes such as plump seared scallops over a tangle of roasted heirloom carrots soaked in pan jus, and pan-roasted pheasant with confit potato and fennel.

The sweetest part? The prices.

Two people can grab a filling meal — with drinks — for around $25 each.

Which means that ArtsRiot’s signature 400 Burger — topped with pickle, “’Merican” cheese and a secret, fastfood-esque “special sauce” — is easily one of my favorites in town. Even more so at $10.50.

The meal began with a huge bowl of glassy noodles swimming in cilantrotinged broth. Corn cakes studded with AUTHENTIC, FRESH GREEK sweet, ripe whole kernels were served & MEDITERRANEAN FOOD over a schmear of spicy aioli and zingy GYROS • PANINI • SALADS Napa kimchi.

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At first, I wasn’t sold on Butch + Babe’s, which opened in Burlington’s Old North End in January 2015. The concept was fuzzy — a beer-forward “neighborhood pub” with a Thai chef? It smacked of Could be good — maybe. But people kept saying nice things about the place, and when I finally got over there earlier this month, I was hooked from the first bite. It didn’t let up until the plates were cleared.

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Bistro de Margot I reviewed this place a couple of weeks ago, and every meal — every dish, drink and amuse bouche — I had at chefowner Herve Mahe’s new Burlington bistro was composed, restrained, classic and modern.

I could start by telling you about a crisp-seared filet of cod, gingerly set on a bed of melty duck-fat beans with wilted chard, which pulled away in clean flakes with just the nick of a fork. Or I could recall an amber-skinned breast of chicken perched on mashed potatoes in a shallow bowl, surrounded by a pool of deeply caramelized, fork-coating jus. Or maybe a cocktail? Normally I’d argue that one can’t improve on a well-made manhattan, but Paul Gibson’s Vieux Carré — enhanced by a splash of Benedictine — was better than the classic.

I could also mention the service — many of Mahe’s waitstaff have worked at this address for years, when it was L’Amante. One night, a server treated my table to an impromptu wine tasting (a perk of eating in an empty restaurant at 5 p.m.) when we wavered over our wine pairings.

Mahe brings a formidable background to the kitchen. Trained in France from an early age, he graduated from one of that country’s leading culinary academies, then spent 20 years serving haute cuisine across Europe and America.

But what I appreciate most about the new bistro is that Mahe’s cooking is as unpretentious as it is soulful. He seems to understand that sometimes the best restaurants succeed exactly because they do something tried and true very, very well.

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Emergent Dining Destination Stowe In recent decades, Stowe hasn’t wanted for restaurants. Owing to its tourist economy, it’s long offered more places to eat per capita than most Vermont towns.

But in 2015, Stowe’s dining scene went from decent to great. In January, new owners revamped the inn at Edson Hill with chef Chad Hanley in the kitchen and Don Horrigan behind the bar. (Horrigan has since moved on, but many of his cocktails remain.) The restaurant marries old New England fare (clambakes, crab cakes) to modern New American cuisine with subtle Asian twists that Hanley gleaned from time spent working under Roy Yamaguchi and Masaharu Morimoto. It’s a dining experience in which the food matches the setting.

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on Tuesday, January • ZA-16-04 – Zoning the name change from 26, 2016 beginning at Administrative Officer: Fletcher Allen Health PM 7:00pm in Room #12, 12/21/15 This 12:02 amendment Care to University on the ground floor of removes reference to a of Vermont Medical Burlington City Hall, “Chief Assistant Center; (2) modifies the 149 Church Street, Administrative Officer” boundary between the Burlington VT. reflecting the CouncilUVM Central Campus approved reorganization Core Campus Overlay Pursuant to the of the Planning & and the UVM Medical requirements of 24 V.S.A. Zoning Department, Center Campus Core §4444(b): and to conform to state Campus Overlay to statute regarding the reflect a resent property Statement of purpose: appointment of the line adjustment; and (3) The amendments Administrative Officer. makes a correction with are proposed to the • ZA-16-05 – UVM regard to the regulation Burlington CDO as Medical Center: This of signs within the follows: amendment (1) reflects byInstitutional District.

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Geographic areas affected: the proposed amendments are applicable to the following areas in the City of Burlington: • ZA-16-04 has effect across the entire City of Burlington • ZA-16-05 has effect only within the Institutional District and the Institutional Core Campus Overlay Districts List of section headings affected: • Article 2: Administrative Mechanisms, Part 3: Administrative Officer • Sec. 4.3.2 Overlay Districts Established • Sec. 4.5.2 Institutional Core Campus Overlay Districts • Sec. 7.2.1 Regulation by District The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www. burlingtonvt.gov/pz/ CDO. NOTICE OF FIRST PUBLIC HEARING ON PROPOSED CHARTER CHANGES Pursuant to the requirements of 17 V.S.A. Sec. 2645, a public hearing concerning proposed amendments to the Burlington City Charter by the City Council will be held on Friday, January 15, 2016 at 12:00 Noon in Contois

SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS Auditorium, City Hall, Burlington, VT. The following changes (deleted matter in brackets and strikeout and new matter underlined) are being proposed by the City Council: 1. Shall the City of Burlington Charter, Acts of 1949, No. 298, as amended, be further amended to increase the size of the Board of Police Commissioners from five to seven members, by amending sections 120 and 183 to read as follows: Section 120.

Enumerated.

There shall be maintained in said City a Board of Assessors consisting of the City Assessor and two legal voters of said City; a Board of Tax Appeals normally consisting of seven legal voters of said City; a Board of Public Works Commissioners consisting of seven legal voters of said City; a Board of Cemetery Commissioners, [a Board of Police Commissioners,] a Board of Light Commissioners, a Board of Fire Commissioners,

and a Board of Health, each consisting of five legal voters of said City; a Board of Airport Commissioners consisting of four legal voters of the City of Burlington and one legal voter of the City of South Burlington; a Board of Police Commissioners, consisting of seven

legal voters of said City; a Board of Park and Recreation Commissioners, consisting of five legal voters of said City; a Board of Library Commissioners consisting of 10 members; a Board of Planning Commissioners, the

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members of such boards to be appointed by the City Council with Mayor presiding; a Board of School Commissioners consisting of 12 legal voters of said City and of the respective wards in which they are elected; and a Board of Finance to be constituted as hereinafter provided.

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The board of police commissioners shall consist of [five] seven legal voters of said city, to be appointed by the city council with mayor presiding to serve for three years and until

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2. “Shall the City of Burlington Charter, Acts of 1949, No. 298, as amended, be further amended to increase the size of the Board of Park and Recreation Commissioners from five to seven members, by amending sections 120 and 203 to read as follows: Section 120.

Enumerated.

There shall be maintained in said City a Board of Assessors consisting of the City Assessor and two legal voters of said City; a Board of Tax Appeals normally consisting of seven legal voters of said City; a Board of Public Works Commissioners consisting of seven legal voters of said City; a Board of Cemetery Commissioners, a Board of Police Commissioners, a Board of Light Commissioners, a Board of Fire Commissioners, and a Board of Health, each consisting of five legal voters of said City; a Board of Airport Commissioners consisting of four legal voters of the City of Burlington and one legal

voter of the City of South Burlington; a Board of Park and Recreation Commissioners, consisting of [five] seven legal voters of said City; a Board of Library Commissioners consisting of 10 members; a Board of Planning Commissioners, the members of such boards to be appointed by the City Council with Mayor presiding; a Board of School Commissioners consisting of 12 legal voters of said City and of the respective wards in which they are elected; and a Board of Finance to be constituted as hereinafter provided.

Section 203.

Commissioners to manage parks; composition of board.

The public parks of the City of Burlington now in existence, and those which may hereafter be established, together with all park property which may be acquired and all public recreational activities hereafter sponsored by the city, shall be under the management, care and control of the city council. The parks and recreation department may likewise co-sponsor recreational activities

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with other public and/ or private agencies.

The city council may by resolution delegate any of the powers relating to parks and recreation to the board of parks and recreation commissioners.

The board of parks and recreation commissioners shall consist of [five] seven legal voters of said city, to be appointed as hereinbefore provided.”

3. “Shall the City of Burlington Charter, Acts of 1949, No. 298, as amended, be further amended by amending section 69 to read: Section 69. Fiscal year, reports required. (a) The fiscal year of the city shall begin on the first day of July in one year and end on the thirtieth day of June in the next year. A full record of the revenues and expenditures of all city departments shall be kept; and a clear statement of the affairs of the city generally, including all receipts and disbursements of city moneys shall be published online and be available for inspection upon request. [and t] The name and amount

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of compensation salary paid to every city employee shall be published in the city’s annual report, and [for services from the city of every person receiving such compensation by way of salary] the name and amount of compensation [or] paid to any other individual, to the extent [otherwise] required to be reported to the IRS by 1099 or otherwise, shall also be published online and available for inspection upon request prior to the annual meeting. The annual audit of the city’s financial records shall be finalized at least thirty days before the annual

meeting [to the amount of three hundred dollars or more per year, shall be published under the direction of the mayor as soon as may be and the city council may determine, but not later than five months after June 30, 1963, and annually thereafter within five months after the close of each fiscal year], or as the city council may by resolution prescribe. [, and any city official responsible in whole or in part for a failure to substantially comply with the provisions of this section shall be ineligible to hold office under the authority of this Charter for the year next ensuing after such failure so to comply with the provisions of this section.] The annual report of the city shall include a summary of the audit and a copy of the management letter, and full copies of each annual audit shall be published online and available upon request.

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(b) Each city department that has a commission shall consult with and seek the recommendation of its commission prior to submission of its annual budget to the mayor. [It shall be the duty of those who were members of any board or commission during and just before the close of any fiscal year, though the term of one or more of them as a member of such board or commission may have expired at the close of such fiscal year, to prepare, sign and present to the chief administrative officer after the close of said fiscal year and in time for publication of the same in the city report for that year, in the name and on behalf of such board and commission, a full financial report including all revenues and expenses of all the matters and statistics of which a full record is required by this section

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experienced suicidal thoughts/ feelings. Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Group meets weekly on Thursdays, 1-2:30 p.m. Info: makenzy@ pathwaysvermont.org, 888-492-8218 x300.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP This caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston.

Support groups meet to provide assistance and information on Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias.

They emphasize shared experiences, emotional support, and coping techniques in care for a person living with Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free and open to the public. Families, caregivers, and friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm date and time. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION TELEPHONE SUPPORT GROUP 1st Monday monthly, 3-4:30 p.m.

Pre-registration is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline 800-272-3900 for more information.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE & DEMENTIA SUPPORT GROUP Held the last Tue. of every mo., 5:30-7:30 p.m., at Birchwood Terr., Burlington. Info, Kim, 863-6384.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS W/ DEBT? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s

Anonymous. Sat., 10-11:30 a.m., Methodist Church at Buell & S. Winooski, Burlington.

Contact Brenda, 338-1170.

BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury.

It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. Info, Tom Younkman,

tyounkman@vcil.org, 800-639-1522.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd Thu. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:302:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. montly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m. Colchester Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st Thu. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. montly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. montly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m.

Call our helpline at 877-856-1772.

BREASTFEEDING CLINIC AND SUPPORT GROUP Tuesdays, 9-10:30 a.m.

Continues through Jan. 26. Kim Pregger, CLC, will be in the studio to answer your breastfeeding questions and concerns. Come in, have your baby weighed and share stories with other moms. $15. Info: 6608607, kim.pregger@ gmail.com.

BURLINGTON AREA PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP People with Parkinson’s disease & their caregivers gather together to gain support & learn about living with Parkinson’s disease. Group meets 2nd Wed. of every mo., 1-2 p.m., continuing through Nov. 18, 2015.

Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 185 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: 888-763-3366, parkinsoninfo@uvmhealth. org, parkinsonsvt.org.

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re you great with customer service? Love history and books? We are hiring a guest service coordinator for the Vermont History Museum in Montpelier.

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Become a Professional Caregiver No experience required Free training January 18-22

Mansfield Hall is an innovative residential college support program for students with diverse learning needs.

We are seeking a dynamic Special Education professional to serve as our Academic Case Manager. This position requires excellent teaching, organization, planning, and written and oral communication skills. The ability to multitask and collaborate with our academic partners in the collegiate community is important. Having a commitment to the success of all students and ability to understand and teach to various learning styles is required. Master’s degree in special education or a related field preferred. Applicant information is available at mansfieldhall.org/employment.

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Registered Nurse Cuttingsville

Spring Lake Ranch Therapeutic Community, a uniquely relational therapeutic farm on 650 beautiful acres, supports and empowers people with mental health and addiction 3:05 PM challenges to grow, thrive and gain independence. Nursing assessments, assisting psychiatrist, pharmacy liaison, staff training, on-call support, scheduling appointments and medication administration. Vermont RN license required.

Previous experience in mental health and/or substance abuse recovery and ability to collaborate closely with other staff are essential. Full-time with benefits; 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., Mondays through Fridays. Resume to tom@springlakeranch.org.

Immediate opening for a Delivery Driver/ Equipment Installer.

Please review job requirements and download an application and submit with resume from: kittredgeequipment.com Careers > Williston, VT

Looking for change?

The Rutland Area VNA & Hospice, a nationally recognized 4-Star Home healthcare agency, shifts is looking for a registered Immediate overnight available nurse to work full-time Tuesday through Saturday.

Come join one nurse of onlyattwo 4-star and Home Care Elite4t-SpringLakeRanch-111815.indd 1 12/21/152v-KittredgeEquipment-091714.indd 2:25 PMOFFICE MANAGER 1 9/15/14 11:47 AM As a full-time RAVNAH, you 2015 will work with a team homecompassionate health care agencies in Vermont. of dedicated, nurses, therapists and other Encore Redevelopment is clinical one care toRegion, patientsincluding in their The VNA staff and providing Hospice ofone theonSouthwest currently seeking a highly homes. motivated individual with the the Rutland Area VNA and Hospice, the Bennington The ideal candidate will have a desire to learn the exciting skills, experience and attitude Area VNA and Hospice, and the Dorset Area VNA and and challenging world of home health nursing. to serve as Office Manager. The Hospice, is looking for home health aides to work successful candidate will work New grads are welcome to apply as there is extensive overnightstraining (weekday andtoweekend) out of our Rutland and with our team in support of the prior working independently.

Bennington offices. In this position, you will be working firm’s rapidly growing renewable The Parent Child Center of Northwestern Vermont seeks a skilled For more information or to apply e-mail or call Harry Snyder energy project development regularly scheduled 10 p.m.-6 shifts. and energetic leader to join our Children’s Integrated Services team at hlsnyder@ravnah.org; (802)a.m.

770-1510. and management practice. This in the Early Intervention program. The ideal candidate will possess RAVNAH equal opportunity employer (EOE) Ask us aboutis an our per diem benefit package. position will begin on a part-time experience in providing family-centered care to infants and toddlers basis, estimated at 20 to 25 hours with developmental delays and/or genetic disorders.

Experience in For information or to apply, contact per week. home visiting and service coordination as well as knowledge of early

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Harry Snyder at 770-1510, hlsnyder@ravnah.org.

RAVNAH is an equal opportunity employer (EOE).

childhood development and staff supervision is critical. Relevant Master’s degree and experience is required. We offer an excellent benefits package including medical, dental, 403(b), and educational assistance. Position available January 2016.

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Champlain Community Services

Back to school, looking for a change?

Shared Living Provider

Wait Staff

Support an individual with a developmental or intellectual disability in your home or in their home. A generous stipend, paid time off (respite), and comprehensive training and supports are available for providing residential support to an individual. We are currently offering variety of exciting opportunities.

Full- and Part-Time Openings

OFFICE CLEANERS

Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier continuing care retirement community, is adding members to our team of Dining Room Wait Staff. Wait Staff help to create a fine dining experience for our residents in a restaurant-style environment that rivals most area restaurants. This is a perfect opportunity for students with the time and drive to begin their working experience, or for professionals who wish supplement their current career endeavors.

Part-time work available for cleaning offices in Waitsfield. Must be able to work independently.

Up to four nights a week (maximum 17 hours).

Call 879-6764 for more information.

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Seeking experienced business manager to join strong, cohesive school staff at Orchard Valley Waldorf School’s 55acre East Montpelier campus.

See www.ovws.org for job description.

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The Residence at Shelburne Bay, a premier Level III hospitality-oriented senior living community in Shelburne, is accepting applications for Caregivers for the following positions: •

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A Caregiver’s role is vital to the quality of our residents’ daily lives. You will make a difference in their live as well as your own, including a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction in helping others.

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Wake Robin offers a flexible schedule to match your goals. If interested, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to HR, 264-5146.

Group will meet on Monday and Tuesday, January 11 and 12, 2016 5:30 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.

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Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Ave, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446

The Wake Robin dining room does not serve alcohol and is the perfect environment for aspiring food servers who are not yet 18.

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Complimentary food and beverages will be served.

Burlington area.

18 years or older.

Experience as a server is preferred but not required. We will train applicants who demonstrate strong customer service skills and a desire to work with an active population of seniors.

For more information contact Jennifer Wolcott, jwolcott@ccs-vt.org or 655-0511, ext. 118.

HOME CARE AIDES - IMMEDIATE OPENINGS ALL SHIFTS: DAYS/EVENINGS/WEEKENDS Work for One of the Top-Performing Home Health Agencies in the U.S. 2:31 PM The VNA and Hospice of the Southwest Region, consisting of the Bennington, Dorset and Rutland Area VNAs and Hospice, is looking for Home Care Aides (Licensed Nursing Assistants and Personal Care Attendants) to work throughout Rutland County and in select sections of Bennington County. As a member of our team, you will be part of a group of home health care professionals who deliver specialized one-onone care to patients in their homes.

For more information please contact Harry Snyder at (802) 770-1510 or email at hlsnyder@ravnah.org RAVNAH is an equal opportunity employer EOE.

Applicants must have good verbal and written communications skills and be nurturing, caring and reliable. Must be comfortable with computers. Previous caregiving experience preferred; however, we are willing to train applicants with strong qualifications and the willingness to learn. Candidates are also eligible to apply for a promotion to medication technician after 90 days of exemplary performance.

Background checks required.

We offer competitive salaries and benefits for full-time positions including health, dental, vision, paid time off and a comfortable and peaceful working environment where our residents are nurtured and allowed to age with grace and dignity.

Send reply with your resume or stop by and pick up an application at: The Residence at Shelburne Bay 185 Pine Haven Shores Road Shelburne, VT 05482

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Leaps and Bounds is hiring

Merchandiser Needed for Very Busy Beer and Wine Wholesaler

Teachers

Includes mileage reimbursement and full benefit package. Must have own, reliable transportation and a clean driving record. Duties include but are not limited to: lifting 40-plus pounds on a regular basis, putting product on shelves, building displays, and keeping product clean.

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Email resumes to krista@ leapsvt.com, or call 879-0130.

Send resume to tgaren@bakerdistributing.com. No phone calls, please.

Full and part-time, substitute and trip drivers needed.

Experience preferred. CDL required; will train. Excellent benefits, positive working conditions.

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Application must include letter of interest, resume and references. Hard copies of three letters of reference required for verification at interview level.

Visit our website, cesu.k12.vt.us, for information about our schools. EOE M/F.

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Human Resources Director Cuttingsville

Spring Lake Ranch Therapeutic Community, a uniquely relational therapeutic farm on 650 beautiful acres, supports and empowers people with mental health and addiction challenges to grow, thrive and gain independence. The Human Resources Director works collaboratively with a variety of other staff to 4:17 PM fulfi ll the human resource needs of Spring Lake Ranch. Hiring, performance evaluations, orientation, training, employee mentorship, committees, job descriptions, benefit administration, employee assistance program, risk management, employment law and licensing compliance. Bachelor’s degree and minimum of two years human resources experience required. Experience in nonprofit and/or social service HR is preferred. Full time with benefits; 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Mondays-Fridays. Resume to hr@ springlakeranch.org.

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BUSINESS PROCESS ANALYST The Vermont Judiciary seeks IT pro to embark on a multi-year software project.

Top notch business process redesign and client facilitation skills required. Prefer lean, change management, process modeling and rules engines experience. Position offers salary over $50K, overtime eligibility and excellent benefits. Open until filled.

If interested please visit vermontjudiciary.org.

HUB Clinician: Master’s- or bachelor’s-level clinician position EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER. Vermont working with adults as a part of our HUB & Spoke medicationassisted therapyJob (MAT)Description: program. This position will focus on access The State of Vermont Vermont Experienced professional lead the Vermont Department of Tourism to care and provide a bridge from the MAT program tosought referrals to 4t-SpringLakeRanch-122315.indd 1 12/21/15 2v-OfficeofCourt_122315.indd 11:45 AM 1 12/21/15 For the people…the place…the to the treatment options. Work will involve &service Marketing’s public andassessments, trade relations efforts. This mission-critical position possibilities.

The of State of Vermont group and individual therapy, case well as is designed tomanagement generateaspositive tourism-related coverage Vermont in the For the people…the place…the possibilities.

Vermont Psychiatric coordination with the Department of Corrections.

Previous national and international marketplace. The Director of Communications is experience working with people in recovery from addictions is Care Hospital responsible for the development and implementation Vermont Psychiatricof a proactive business Velan Valve Corp seeks preferable. A LADC is preferred. Working hours roughly 6 a.m. to outreach plan consistent with the goalsCare and mission of the Department of Hospital 2 p.m. entry-level candidate for QC Tourism and Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications REGISTERED NURSE Document Administrator to Exciting Opportunities for Experienced Nurses Substance Abuse Clinician: Master’sor bachelor’sviaTreatment social networking tools.

This position is responsible for all tourism media Exciting Opportunities for Experienced Nurses work in conjunction with our Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital (VPCH), a 25 bed state-of-the-art, progressive facility level clinical positions (LADCin-state preferred) providing outpatient relations and out-of-state; press release development; targeted Exciting Opportunities for Experienced Nurses Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital, apitching 25-bed state-of-the-art, providing excellent care in a recovery-oriented, safe, respectful environment has immediate QA/QC team. Document counseling to adults, adolescents families with and national progressive facility providing excellent care in a recovery-oriented, openings for Registered Nurses on all shifts. tourism storyand ideas todealing regional media; development of press Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital (VPCH), a 25 bed state-of-the-art, progressive facility Administrators create QC safe, respectful environment, has immediate openings for substance abuse-related issues. Treatment modalities may be providing excellent care in a recovery-oriented, safe, respectful environment has immediate Offering starting pay based on experience.

Psychiatric Nurse II annual familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; andsalary range: $52,839openings for Registered Nurses on all Registered on allshifts. shifts. $82,524.Nurses Also offering new sign on, retention bonuses and educational opportunities. provided using group, individual or couples counseling and documentation packages and Tuitionpay reimbursement and loan repayment assistance may berange: available for eligible support forIntensive Vermont’s international public relations The Director Offering starting based on initiatives. experience.

Psychiatric Nurse II annual salary $52,839Offering starting pay based on experience.

Psychiatric Nurse may include some work in our Out-Patient Treatment applicants. $82,524. Also offering new sign on, retention bonuses and educational opportunities. provide customer support will also collaborate with the Agency ofTuition executive in the II Commerce annual salary $52,839-82,524.

Also ering new reimbursement andrange: loan repayment assistanceteam may be available for off eligible Program.

Whether you are a nurse seeking a career path or looking for a change, you can make a in conjunction with those sign-on, retention bonuses and educational opportunities. development of a proactive travel tradeapplicants. anddifference business recruitment plan.

This in the changing landscape of mental health care, there’s a rewarding opportunity Tuition reimbursement assistance may be Whether you are a nurse seeking a careerand path orloan looking repayment for a change, you can make a at VPCH. packages, as well as schedule Individuals whoposition are interested in being part of a dynamic team will report to the Commissioner of inTourism & Marketing. difference the changing landscape of mental health care, there’s a rewarding opportunity available for eligible applicants. at VPCH. Apply Online at www.careers.vermont.gov are encouraged to apply. Flexibility, dependability, strong and provide support for Whether you are seeking a career path or looking for a Psychiatric NurseaIInurse – Reference Job Opening ID# 617611 communication, organizational skills and the ability to be a team Apply Online at www.careers.vermont.gov customer-initiated inspections. change, you can make askills; diffand/or erence in the of Candidates must: demonstrate strong Psychiatric oral Registered and written have achanging BA in landscape Nurses with general psychiatric nursing experience are encouraged to Nurse II – Reference Job Opening ID# 617611 player are essential. We offer a flexible benefit package which can apply!

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For more information, please contact Kathy Bushey at 802-505-0501 or Kathleen.bushey@vermont.gov with Word, Excel and Oracle, Apply online at careers.vermont.gov. demonstrate ofFor Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. time-off policy.experience; If interested, please send résumé andknowledge letter of more information, please contact Kathy Bushey at 802-505-0501 or Kathleen.bushey@vermont.gov For questions related to your application, pleaseJob contact the Department of Human Resources, Psychiatric Nurse II – Reference Opening ID# 617611 have strong communication interest to: Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of For questions related to your application, please contact the Department of Human Resources, For more information, please contact Kathy 802-505-0501 Vermont offers an excellent totalorcompensation package & is anBushey EOE.The Stateat Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). of skills, and be able to work in a Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references should be Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package & is an EOE. or kathleen.bushey@vermont.gov.

Rachel Yeager, HR Coordinator, team environment. Experience submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community apply, you must use the online job application at careers.vermont.gov.

Clara MartinOne Center desired but not mandatory.

Development, National Life Drive, To Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-of-

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or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an equal opportunity employer and offers an excellent total compensation package.

Please submit resume with salary expectations to william.pearsall@velan.com

EOE

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Multiple Positions Resident Available!

Support Staff

Pathways Vermont, a statewide non-profit organization, seeks Soteria Vermont is an motivated individuals to fill both alternative to &hospitalization programmatic administrative positions. for individuals experiencing

an initial episode of psychosis Since 2009, Pathways Vermont has presented alternatives who wish to minimize their within Vermont’s mental health exposure to medications. system. We are dedicated to The residence is located ending chronic homelessness Multiple Positions and supporting in Burlington and individuals has the chosen paths to wellness in an capacity to serve up five Available! atmosphere of dignity & to choice. individuals at a given time.

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PayData Workforce Solutions, Inc. is looking for an additional team member to join our Client Service Department as a

Payroll Processor/Client Service Representative.

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The Flynn Center for the Performing Arts seeks applicants for a part-time School Programs Coordinator to join our Education team and be a part of northern New England’s premier performing arts center.

SCHOOL PROGRAMS COORDINATOR

The School Programs Coordinator is responsible for arranging workshop and conference logistics with teachers and teaching artists, collecting, entering, and reporting on related data, grant tracking, assisting with the marketing and promotion of school programs, and providing support around our lead teachers and visiting artists in schools. The ideal candidate will have very strong organizational skills, the ability to work independently, grace in problem solving, and knowledge of schools and performing arts education.

For a detailed job description and more information, visit our website at

flynncenter.org/about-us/employment-andinternship-opportunities.html.

Please submit application materials by January 8, 2016 to

Flynn Center for the Performing Arts Human Resources Department 153 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 or email hresources@flynncenter.org.

No phone calls, please. EOE.

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enjoys comic books, movies and activities in the community.

work and/or counseling. Pets are very welcome! Compensation: $25,500 manage ongoing projects is necessary. Attention to detail is a tax-free annual stipend. must. Candidates prior payroll experience experience as well Candidates must must havehave prior payroll as as well as customer service customer service experiencestrong and possess strong communication experience and possess communication and organizational skills.

Seeking female Shared Living Provider(s) to support an 18-year-old and organizational skills.

Candidates should also have proven skills and woman, and college Candidates should also have proven troubleshooting be able to student, who enjoys music, drawing and troubleshooting and be able to adapt to new andClient changing adapt to new andskills changing technology.

Our Service playing card games. This individual is looking for a skilled and patient technology. Our Client Representatives work inand a team provider who can provide support as she becomes an adult and continues Representatives workService in a team environment cubicle office setting. environment and cubicle office setting. Experience handling a to build independence. The right provider will have strong boundaries, clear communication and the ability to work as part of a larger team, and large volume of telephone calls, as well as having strong number Experience handling a large volume of telephone calls, as well as tohaving be able provide on-going care and supervision. This would be an ideal skills or prior payroll experience, is required; working knowledge strong number skills or prior payroll experience is required; working opportunity for a professional or graduate student with experience in the of the Evolution payroll software is desirable. Experience with knowledge of the “Evolution” payroll software Experience withand/or counseling. Compensation: $30,000 tax-free field of social work Windows including Word, Excel and Outlook is requiredisasdesirable. well as annualas stipend.

Windows including Word, Excel, and Outlook is required as well strong strong keyboarding skills. keyboarding skills.

All interested candidates please contact Apply online at lreid@howardcenter.org or call 488-6563. paydatapayroll.companycareersite.com/joblist.aspx.

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Send resume, anticipated salary range and cover letter to nekhealth@yahoo.com.

Seeking Shared Living Provider(s) to support a 25 -year-old man who

Our Client Service Representatives work closely with our clients to produce This individual is looking for tactful provider(s) with strong boundaries, accurate payrolls utilizing various import methods including data entry, clear communication, and the ability to provide on-going supervision.

Our Client Service Representatives work closely with our Excel worksheets, and time clock imports.

The ability to perform multiple Providers who can help maintain an active and healthy lifestyle clients to produce accurate payrolls utilizing various import are preferred. to This would be an ideal opportunity for a peer-aged tasks efficiently and manage ongoing projects is clock necessary. Attention methods including data entry, Excel worksheets and time professional(s) or graduate student(s) with experience in the field of social detail is a must. imports.

The ability to perform multiple tasks efficiently and

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITION

Alternative health care practice with locations in Northeast Kingdom and Montpelier area seeks committed member to join our team. Computer, office and communication skills required. Attention to detail, ability to multitask and assist patients in a professional manner is critical. Training in the Hardwick area, 15 to 20 hours per week.

Employment primarily in Montpelier area, 20 to 30 hours per week possible as a permanent position.

Developmental Services

PayData Workforce Solutions is looking for an additional team member to join our Client Service Department as a Payroll Processor/Client ServiceSeeking, Shared Living Providers!

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We create multi-platform content marketing solutions powered Meredith Corporation brands including EatingWell, Shape, Parents, allrecipes.com, Better Homes and Gardens and others.

Director, Health and Wellness Content Licensing Sales Seeking experienced, results-oriented salesperson to join our content licensing team. Position is responsible for strategic prospecting, proposal development, contracting and ongoing client relationship management. Your clients will be insurance and pharmaceutical companies, corporate wellness providers, tech companies, and other entities looking for content solutions to power their health-focused adherence, patient support, and marketing and advocacy campaigns.

Java/Play/Scala Developer Help build our content delivery software, meal planning products, hosted client solutions and micro service APIs. We use Java/Scala/Play/Spray; Nginx, Varnish, Jenkins integrations, Elastic Search, MySQL, Mongo, git. Competitive compensation, cool work environment and staff lunches from EatingWell test kitchen.

Positions are located at EatingWell offices in Shelburne.

Send resume and cover letter to: jobs@eatingwell.com.

Go to eatingwell.com/jobs for more information.

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Vermont Creamery, a small specialty creamery with 30 years of successful business, is now hiring for several positions, as follows:

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IT SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR MARKETING COMMUNICATIONS COORDINATOR PRODUCTION/SANITATION WORKERS Good starting wage based on experience. Benefit package includes medical insurance, retirement plan, vacations/paid holidays, training program and cheese privileges.

Mail or stop in for an application at: Vermont Creamery PO Box 95, 40 Pitman Road, Websterville, VT 05678 or apply online at jobs@vermontcreamery.com.

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Retina Center of Vermont is seeking a friendly, motivated Ophthalmic Technician for a full-time position in our South Burlington office.

Qualifying technicians are responsible for patient intake using computerized health records, assisting in office and operating room procedures, and performing retinal image diagnostic testing. Technicians must be able to rotate on emergency call schedules due to the nature of the specialty. Professional certification is preferred but not necessary; some experience in ophthalmology is required.

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ADMINISTRATIVE

Service Coordinator: To develop, implement and monitor supports for persons with developmental disabilities and their families. This position also develops and provides overall coordination for our community integration services.

Excellent supervisory, organizational, interpersonal and communication skills required. Basic schedule is 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Monday through Friday, but must be flexible to respond to emergency situations and some after-hours calls. BA in a human services field, good driving record and clean background checks necessary. Full time with generous benefit package.

EMR/Billing Associate: Maintain client information, submit claims, apply payments, and scan and release client records. Associate’s degree plus one year of relevant experience or a combination of education and experience required.

Attention to detail a must. This is a full-time, benefit-eligible position.

Outreach Clinician: Join our dynamic team of clinicians and work in homes, communities and schools with children, adolescents and families with emotional and behavioral challenges and developmental disorders. We’re seeking creative thinkers for this rewarding position. Master’s degree in a human services field, plus two to four years of relevant counseling experience. This is a full-time, benefit-eligible position.

EMR Application, Training and Support Specialist: Responsible for electronic medical record system support, testing and troubleshooting. Prepare documentation and provide end user training and EMR help desk assistance.

Assist with testing for upgrades, patches and other system enhancements.

Minimum requirements: associate’s degree or experience consummate with education. This is a full-time, benefit-eligible position.

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Care Manager: Seeking a support worker who will provide psychosocial support services in the community to adult clients. Work closely with therapists and emergency team clinicians. Strong candidates will have knowledge of mental health issues, strong social support skills, excellent judgment and familiarity with community resources. This is a full-time, benefit-eligible position.

Clinician: Seeking a Vermont-licensed MSW mental health professional with excellent clinical skills for a full-time benefited position. Provide outpatient psychotherapy primarily to adults on a short-term, long-term and/or intermittent basis. Primary program assignments will be providing clinical services to clients enrolled in our Adult Stabilization Crisis Program. LADC licensure is a plus.

Strong assessment skills and a willingness to collaborate with a larger AOP team are critical.

Eldercare Clinician: Excellent opportunity for a passionate individual with MSW seeking to provide psychotherapy to clients for a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues. Provide outreach services to homebound elders.

Plan individualized treatment and consult with social service organizations, private therapists, physicians and other health care providers to coordinate treatment services. This position offers excellent supervision, flexibility and the opportunity to grow your clinical skills through training!

YOUTH & FAMILY

School-Based Clinician: Provide in-school, direct counseling, behavioral and emotional support to children and adolescents in crisis, with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances. Master’s degree in a human services field required, license preferred, plus two to four years of relevant counseling experience. Fulltime and part-time positions available.

Student Assistance Professional: Interact with students, faculty and parents in local a local high school to raise awareness of substance abuse issues utilizing prevention and counseling techniques to achieve this goal. Screening and some assessment and early intervention; referrals to appropriate care.

Licensed substance abuse clinician or certification as an addictions counselor or apprentice master’s degree in counseling, social work or related field. This position is five days per week during the school year.

Youth Employment Case Manager: Seeking individual dedicated to making a difference in the lives of local youth. Join our JOBS team — Jump On Board for Success! In this role you will provide employment support services for young adults between the ages of 16 to 26 labeled severely emotionally disabled.

Ideal candidate will be able to collaborate with resources inside and outside of the agency, assist with job development, long-term follow-up and provide specialized rehab services. Bachelor’s degree and two to four years relevant experience required.

To learn more about available positions, please visit csac-vt.org or contact Rachael at 388-0302, ext. 415.

Submit resume and cover letter to apply@csac-vt.org. CSAC is a tobacco-free campus.

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ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES Building Cleaning Services Manager Seeking a responsible person who is self-motivated to be our Building Cleaning Services Manager. This job is directly responsible for all cleaning needs throughout the agency’s 60 sites. Besides working with BCS staff, this person oversees contracted cleaning, temporary workers, cleaning performed by program staff, and cleaning performed by clients. Must have strong and diverse supervisory skills and have the ability to communicate clearly orally, electronically and in writing. The demands of this job require flexibility in work hours and the ability to handle multiple tasks. A strong background in commercial and residential cleaning, and knowledge of both routine and complex cleaning is absolutely necessary. Job ID 3013

MENTAL HEALTH AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE SERVICES Are you concerned about the opioid epidemic that is ravaging our state? Want to work in a fast-paced environment with a multidisciplinary team of enthusiastic and caring professionals?

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Full-time at Founder’s Elementary School in Essex, grades 3-5.

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Counselor, Family, IFBS Do you enjoy working with families and providing in-home family work? Intensive Family-Based Services (IFBS) is looking for a regular full-time family counselor to provide short term (13 weeks) intensive in home treatment to families (five hours a week). The goal of IFBS is to prevent out-of-home placement due to mental health crisis, abuse, neglect or emotional disturbance. Experience required: working with families and children, crisis intervention, clinical assessments, team collaboration, strong written and communication skills. Knowledge of trauma-informed care and the impact of substance use/abuse on families is highly desirable. Some evening work is required, and use of a personal vehicle is a must. Job ID 2995

Crisis Stabilization, Clinician, FCBS

The Chittenden Clinic at Howard Center offers opportunities for employment and development across many disciplines, including immediate openings for laboratory technicians, security, social work, and leadership.

Opportunities for growth/advancement. On our Careers website, enter search term “Chittenden Clinic.”

Interested in family work? Howard Center is seeking an energetic, self-directed, part-time (22.5 hours/week) clinician to join our team. Provide short-term, in-home family work to children and families experiencing crisis. This includes assessment, crisis stabilization, case management and timely documentation. This position is fast-paced and involves some evening hours and use of a personal vehicle. The ideal candidate will be skilled in providing astute clinical assessment and be knowledgeable about community resources. Master’s degree and 2-3 years of experience in children’s mental health required. Significant exposure to trauma-informed care and exciting professional development opportunities are waiting for the right candidate. Job ID 3007

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Intensive Community Support Worker, Floater, Adult and Family Floater

Join Howard Center to work full-time with children ages 2-21 years with autism spectrum disorders. Provide intensive behavioral intervention services in public schools, homes and community settings. Training and ongoing supervision provided. Excellent professional development opportunity. Transportation required. Bachelor’s degree and some experience with children and/or special needs necessary. Job ID 1376

Clinician, School Services Four positions available! All positions are school-based mental health positions that are cohires between Howard Center and the school district served. Clinicians provide various mental health, consultation and case management services while utilizing a school social work model.

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Part-time with K-5 students in Burlington: 24-hour/week at the Sustainability Academy (16 hours) and Champlain Elementary School (8 hours) in Burlington. Job ID 2948

Intensive Community Support Workers provide community-based specialized one-toone support and opportunities to multiple clients who possess a range of intellectual disabilities. Patience, relationship-building skills, and boundary-setting are necessary skills for this position, as some individuals you will work with have challenging behaviors. Other individuals may require assistance with personal care. Candidates must possess good judgment, independent decision-making and crisis-management skills. At least three years of experience in human services, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skill has been acquired. Knowledge and skills in deescalation techniques strongly desired. Candidates must have a vehicle and driver’s license. The schedule is 40 hours per week. This is an excellent opportunity for those interested in the medical field, psychology or social work. Job ID 3009

For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20-plus-hours-per-week.

Applicants needing assistance or an accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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CCS is a growing, not for profit human service organization with a strong emphasis on employee and consumer satisfaction.

treatment, family support and adoption. Lund offers competitive pay and paid training,

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We are currently offering several benefitted part time positions supporting folks in the community and at their workplace. This is an excellent job for applicants entering human services as well as those looking to continue their work with people.

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FULL- AND PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE. Lund’s five-star accredited early childhood education program provides children with an environment that creates a love of learning, fosters creativity and promotes positive social/emotional development in a play-based center practicing emergent curriculum. Join an incredible team that believes in laughter, the importance of fun, community-oriented activities and non-stop learning.

Responsibilities include: love, nurture and respect every child as a unique individual; develop a positive relationship with parents and communicate with them on a daily basis; contribute ideas to weekly curriculum and monthly staff meetings; and provide a safe, clean and positive classroom environment. Lund’s Preschool is a collaborative and supportive team of educators and daily planning time is available. The right candidate will be passionate, inspired and committed to working with a dedicated group of professionals. Among many things, Lund values imagination, curiosity, exploration and discovery. Bachelor’s degree in early childhood education (or related field) and experience working with children and families required.

We would love to have you here during this exciting time of growth!

If you are interested in joining our supportive team and making an impact on the lives of others, send your leter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org.

Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue Colchester, VT 05446.

(802) 655-0511. ccs-vt.org

LEAD COUNSELOR Full-time position working primarily 9am-5pm Monday through Friday, with one early evening shift weekly. Lead Counselor will provide parenting and life skill education and support as well as emotional assistance to pregnant and/or parenting women and their children in a transitional housing program. The Lead Counselor serves as primary weekly daytime representative for the program and acts as liaison for multiple other partner agencies interacting with the program and clients. Excellent opportunity to participate in a team approach to support young families and coordination of services and resources. Bachelor’s degree in human services related field or five years relevant experience required. Ability to work both with a team and independently, knowledge of community resources to support young families, and flexibility are a must. Solid attention to detail, ability to multi-task, and strong written and verbal communication skills required.

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Evening, Weekend, and Awake Overnight Shifts: FULL- AND PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE. Counselors provide crucial parent education and life skill support to pregnant and parenting women and their children in a residential treatment setting. Shifts include evening, awake overnight and weekend hours. Ideal for those with alternative schedules and night owls! Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human services related field and experience providing care to young children; ability to multi-task, work in fast-paced environment, flexibility and adaptability needed. Looking for a candidate who is a quick problem-solver and able to work independently during non-traditional hours. Experience working in residential treatment setting preferred. Valid driver’s license required. Shift differential offered. Great opportunity to work with a strong team of professionals in a fun and fast-paced environment. Ongoing training opportunities available. Starting $14-$16 per hour plus shift differential for certain hours. Sub positions also available.

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Women’s Small Business Program (WSBP) Director

Help empower women with information and resources to make informed decisions about business ownership. The WSBP Director is a dynamic, passionate and organized leader responsible for coordination of all aspects of the business program delivery including outreach and enrollment, recruitment, reporting, instruction and program evaluation. The position is 32 hours/week and includes some evening and weekend hours.

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Administration and Hospitality Manager

Administrative support for the Executive Director, Board of Directors, Development and Communications Director and Program Staff. The Manager sets the tone of radical hospitality for all who engage the organization. The ideal candidate is extremely organized, juggles multiple responsibilities with grace and ease, has excellent communication skills with a high level of personal accountability. The position is 32 hours/week, M - TH, with some evening and weekend hours.

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Please send resume and cover letter by Friday, January 15 to: Dolly Fleming, Executive Director, Mercy Connections 255 South Champlain Street • Burlington, VT 05401 dfleming@mercyconnections.org www.mercyconnections.org/employment.html

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Career Opportunities Join Champlain Housing Trust’s Property Management team in Burlington and serve the affordable housing needs of a diverse group of people.

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Johnson State College seeks a temporary counselor (37 hours a week for 15 weeks) starting January 18, 2016 to provide short-term personal and social counseling services to students, including emergency crisis intervention services.

Qualified candidates will possess a master’s degree in counseling or a related field, with an appropriate license or certification or licensable within six months.

Be responsible for clerical functions for the Property Management and Compliance Departments including processing rental applications and payments. Carry out various activities/projects in coordination with the Property Management staff focusing on improving residents’ customer To apply visit jsc.edu/jobs and click service experience by providing more on-line information; improving the application process, providing a Renter Insurance Program, using the View Current Job Openings. internet for tenant education, etc., and revising all tenant communications to reflect this more customer service approach. Two-year degree in Secretarial/Office Clerical, or equivalent work experience required 4t-JohnsonState-122315.indd 1 12/21/15 along with excellent computer/word processing/typing and spreadsheet program skills, good telephone manner, record keeping skills, and public relations skills.

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Perform a variety of maintenance tasks including painting, cleaning, light maintenance, grounds maintenance and snow removal. Experience in carpentry, plumbing, electrical, grounds maintenance required. Should be self-motivated, work independently and as part of a team, be preventionminded and committed to a membership-based model of community controlled and permanently affordable housing. Reliable transportation and criminal background check required.

CHT is a socially responsible employer offering a competitive salary commensurate with experience. Our benefit package includes training, health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave, 403(b), disability and life insurance. Submit a cover letter and resume by January 8th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email HR@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER - CHT is committed to a diverse workplace and highly encourages women, persons with disabilities, Section 3 residents, and people from diverse racial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds to apply.

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Digital, print, outdoor, broadcast—it’s all sexy to you. And while you’re all about nailing the big idea, you’re just as passionate about pulling it through and making it sing on any page, screen or device imaginable.

What we need: - Three to five years of real agency experience - Total Creative Suite proficiency, plus solid digital chops - A portfolio that combines sharp conceptual thinking with flawless execution - Web design experience is a big plus - Inflated ego is a big minus To apply for this position, send your resume to jobs@ksvc.com.

We’ll respond to all qualified candidates.

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Department of Mental Health follow us for the newest: Job Description: Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism Psychiatric social work at a professional level involving twitter.com/SevenDaysJobs & Marketing’s public trade relations efforts. This mission-critical position Tourism & Marketing: Director of and Communications the provisions of social work services as part of a clinical 3x3-twitterCMYK.indd 1

is designed to generate positive tourism-related of Vermont in Provide the treatment team at the coverage DMH treatment facilities. national and international marketplace.

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Tourism andtrade Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications & Marketing’s public and relations efforts.

This mission-critical position Significant collaboration with staff of other disciplines is via social networking tools. This position isformulation responsible for all tourism media involved in the and implementation of a total is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted treatment plan for clients, both in treatment facilities national and international marketplace.

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2016. development of a proactive travel trade and business recruitment This via social networking tools. This position is responsible for all tourism media position will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing.

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tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of press familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and support for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director Join our team of professionals as a DMH Activity Therapist Requirements included a Bachelor’s degree or higher from an educational program for Occupational Therapists that is accredited will also collaborate withwriting the Agency of providing Commerce executive teamshould insupport thebe to adults groupofactivities and individual Resume, samples and a minimum three references

by ACOTE, including the required supervised fieldwork. A passing score on the NBCOT exam upon successful completion of with serious mental illness.

Facilitate groups to promote development of a proactive travel trade and business recruitment plan.

This Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community fieldwork is also essential. Previous acute care/rehabilitation experience preferred. State licensuresubmitted (or eligible) as anto Occupational wellness and recovery, as well as skills for self-regulation, Therapist and basic CPR certification is also necessary.

Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501.

Inand out-ofposition will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing.

In collaboration with our interdisciplinary team, the OT will provide therapeutic services including evaluation, treatment,must: and educaCandidates demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in tion for their patients. Additionally, the Occupational Therapists will monitor the treatment activities of the OTA’s and technicians Department of Mental Health - of relevant work Public Relations or related field; have a minimum of fi ve years on the team. After one year of experience, the OT may act as student supervisor and direct treatment activities of COTA’s and Vermont Psychiatric Care Hospital experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. rehabilitation techs.

and work with a$45,000 multidisciplinary team to set goals and state travel will be required. Salary range: - $50,000.

assess progress. Must either be an RN or possess a bachelor’s

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Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in or master’s degree in psychology, counseling or a related field.

This is a full-time position, Thursday through Monday, Public Rutland Regional Medical Center, 160 Allen Street,Relations Rutland, VT 05701or related field; have a minimum of five years of relevant work 10 a.m. -6:30 p.m. For more information, contact Mark experience; demonstrate knowledge of Holderbach Vermont atand Vermont’s tourism industry. mark.holderbach@vermont.gov.

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ID #618065. Location: Berlin. Status: Full time. Application

deadline: January 4, 2016. should be Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency ofyou Commerce andjobCommunity To apply, must use the online application at careers.vermont.gov.

For questions related your application, please Department Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VTto 05620-0501.

In-contact andthe out-ofof Human Resources, Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) state travel will be required. Salary range: $45,000 $50,000. or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an equal opportunity employer and offers an excellent total compensation package.

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It was a disappointment when Bluebird Coffee Stop closed in the South End. But yay! — Scout & Co. took over the place in October. It brought Owen Hoppe’s gooey, chorizo-studded breakfast tacos, superlative coffee from Brio Coffeeworks and baked goods by Josh Lemieux of Williston Coffee Shop.

Bonus points to Scout owners Andrew Burke and Tom Green for opening two fantastic new cafés in one year. And for sharing the second of those spaces, at the top of the Winooski traffic circle, with Vivid Coffee roaster Ian Bailey, who toasts some of the shop’s beans on-site.

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It seems like every time I turn around, I notice another brand-new tiny coffee roastery. In the fall of 2014, Magdalena Van Dusen started roasting singlesource beans at Brio Coffeeworks on Burlington’s Pine Street, and this year those fruity, nutty, terroir-specific beans started turning up everywhere.

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In addition to those, Scott Kerner (of Three Penny Taproom, Mad Taco and Mule Bar) and Ross Evans launched Carrier Roasting last spring. And the guys behind brand-new Upper Pass Beer in Tunbridge toast their own beans as First Branch Coffee, while the folks at Bohemian Bakery in East Calais roast as Bohemian Coffee Roasters. And I’m sure there are others I haven’t discovered yet!

What’s more: Cold brew has been a thing for a while, but you could only get it at a few places in Vermont — until now. In 2015, Death Before Decaf joined Northern Bayou Cold Brew in selling its bottled brew at retailers around Chittenden County. And many local restaurants started making cold brew in-house, using the fantastic fresh beans noted above.

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The ugly underbelly of all this shiny greatness is that we saw too many of Vermont’s locavore pioneers quit the business in 2015.

Former Seven Days senior food writer Alice Levitt wrote about the phenomenon at length in September, just after Burlington’s Bluebird Tavern closed, but more restaurants continued to fold through the end of the year. In November, Seven Days food contributor Suzanne Podhaizer closed her Montpelier tastingmenu spot, Salt — though she continues to host occasional meals, including one scheduled for New Year’s Eve. Podhaizer’s reasons were many and complex, but in short, she told Levitt: “I’m not

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On Mountain Road, the Hen of the Wood team opened super-cool new beer bar Doc Ponds in August. It joined the Bench — opened in late 2014 by the folks behind Waterbury’s Reservoir Restaurant & Tap Room — in serving inspired gastropub fare and a river of local craft suds.

This summer, Michael and Laura Kloeti of Michael’s on the Hill took over flailing Crop Bistro & Brewery.

In November, they renamed the place Idletyme Brewing, buffed up the menu and empowered brewmaster Will Gilson to get even more creative in the brewery.

Meanwhile, Sauce Italian Specialties opened in June, offering long-simmered Sunday Gravy; fluffy, fist-size meatballs; and eggplant rollatini for takeout or sitdown service, as well as imported Italian meats, cheeses, antipasti and wines.

Then, two wine bars materialized nearby.

Stowe Wine & Cheese began offering glasses and snacks at Swirl Wine Bar in July, while Waterbury’s Cork Wine Bar & Market opened its natural wine-focused Stowe location this fall.

Both offer light snacks, gorgeous cheese boards and dozens of wines by the glass.

And there’s more to come. The new year will bring Stowe Bowl, a new “boutique bowling lounge” with gourmet snacks, craft beer and cocktails.

Elsewhere in town, the owners of the Trapp Family Lodge (whose brewery, von Trapp Brewing, doubled its production capacity this year) plan to open a Bavarian-style beer hall before fall foliage kicks in.

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Fare Thee Well « P.45 Biggest Bummer Death of a restaurateur While 2015 was a good year for dining overall, it wasn’t without setbacks.

In July, Vergennes Restaurant Group chef-owner Michel Mahe dropped dead of a heart attack, leaving his many restaurants without a clear path forward.

The chef’s staff — many of whom had been with him for years — picked up the pieces with surprising grace. Still, the loss continues to echo, leaving regrets for what could have been: Mahe planned to continue opening new restaurants at a breakneck pace, and we all would have been better (fed) for it.

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In September, Asiana Noodle Shop owners Sandy and Grace Kong started loading sushi and Taiwanese specialties onto a conveyor belt in the Burlington Town Center mall. Patrons grab dishes that look appealing and eat them. I still can’t quite wrap my head around it.

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Green Mountain Diner Green Mountain Diner opened in Bradford on August 21. The idea was nice — family-friendly breakfast food made with local products and served at affordable prices. These are laudable goals in a working-class town. But the restaurant was located in the former Bradford House of Pizza space, where beloved owner Christian “Clue” Cameron had committed suicide in January 2014. The place had been empty

On Labor Day weekend, Hotel Vermont chef Doug Paine teamed up with Stonecutter Spirits, Shacksbury Cider, Vermont Creamery and the Basin Harbor Club to offer a special, one-night-only adventure meal. Patrons met at a location that wasn’t named until the day of. Their hosts handed them cocktails made with Stonecutter’s phenomenal barrel-aged gin (easily the year’s best new Vermontmade spirit); then they all boarded a boat ride to a remote, candlelit cove on Lake Champlain. There, Paine treated everyone to a sunset picnic of oysters on the half shell and grilled delights.

In a similarly celebratory vein: This fall, Colchester’s Groennfell Meadery launched a series of “feasts,” hosted at its owners’ property in Swanton. Massive consumption of slow-roasted meat beside bonfires ensued.

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Any Vermont fruit grower will tell you: 2015 was a historic year for tree fruits.

The summer was wet and warm, with weeks of sun between showers, and the trees responded with plump, crisp apples, pears, peaches, cherries and plums in remarkable abundance. Vermont’s growing flock of cider makers spent the fall busily gathering the bounty for their ferments — from feral trees along back roads and the increasing number of orchards growing heirloom and “rediscovered” fruit statewide. Which means 2016 is already shaping up to be a great year for drinking, as those ciders start hitting the market next fall.

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ever since. Townies were reluctant to enter, and those who did reported poor service and cold, sub-par food and coffee.

On October 13, owner-cook Ed Morrison announced on Facebook that the diner was closed owing to “plumbing issues.”

It hasn’t reopened.

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One of Chittenden County’s biggest ongoing food stories of 2015 began with the news that, after 75 years of serving pasta on Pearl Street, the Bove family was exiting the restaurant business.

First, word came — in early September — that Bove’s old-school Italian joint would close on December 23. A month later, this paper published a news feature on owner Dick Bove’s role in Bernie Sanders’ rise to political prominence. A month after that, we reported on local architect Louis Mannie Lionni’s hopes to lift the restaurant building off its foundation and move it to a museum location.

In December, Bove’s announced that it would construct a plant in Milton to produce its line of sauces. Just last week, I interviewed Martha Snyder, who waited tables at Bove’s for almost 40 years.

She’ll miss the place, and so will its patrons — the Queen City has lost yet another restaurant where cocktails are $4 and pasta plates are cheap and heaping.

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We can make a few predictions for next year — assuming things go as planned. And we can hope.

At a minimum, we know that longtime Hen of the Wood pastry chef Andrew LeStourgeon and Rob Downey are planning a swanky new dinette, Monarch & the Milkweed, for downtown Burlington. Will LeStourgeon serve his famous opera cake? Dunno. But my best guess is that whatever he does serve will be fabulous.

Will some ángel de Dios start making authentic — like really authentic — Mexican food in this state? A girl can dream, but I’m not holding my breath.

However, I am looking forward to stocking my fridge with fresh Vermont corn tortillas nixtamalized in Waitsfield by All Souls Tortilleria.

And I have it on good authority that All Souls partners Joe Bossen (of Vermont Bean Crafters), Sam Fuller and Hubert d’Autremont — two of whom hail from Arizona, which is basically tortilla heaven — will make that happen someday soon.

In Montpelier, Down Home Kitchen owner Mary Alice Proffitt says she hopes to launch dinner service soon. Expect Southern specialties that build on the restaurant’s simple-butballer opening menu of Dixie-style breakfasts, fried chicken and catfish, and stay tuned for updates.

Finally, before year’s end we may start seeing fresh suds from White River Junction’s River Roost Brewery, as Mark Babson has fired up the kettle for his first official ferments.

Babson learned the ropes at Magic Hat Brewing under Matt Cohen (now of Fiddlehead Brewing), working his way up from keg cleaning to brewing before he shipped off to oversee production at Woodstock Inn Station & Brewery in North Woodstock, N.H.

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SITE-SPECIFIC PERFORMANCE PROJECT: Movers, musicians and artsy types develop material for a one-of-a-kind live production. Zenith Studio, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. $50-60; preregister. Info, hannasatt@gmail.com.

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GETTING STUFF DONE WORK PARTY: Set an intention, complete a task and celebrate your accomplishment in a comfortable atmosphere.

Sangha Studio, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 448-4262.

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KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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AFROLATIN PARTY: Dancers ages 18 and up get down to the kizomba, kuduro and kompa with DsantosVT. Zen Lounge, Burlington, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; party, 8-10 p.m. $6-12; free for party. Info, 227-2572.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $13. Info, 540-8300.

GUINEAN DANCE: Sidiki Sylla leads mixed-level lessons in African steps. Burlington Memorial Auditorium, 5:30-7 p.m. $13-15. Info, 859-1802.

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TECH HELP WITH CLIF: Folks develop skill sets applicable to smartphones, tablets and other gadgets. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, noon-1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6955.

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‘LIFE’: LIFE magazine photographer Dennis Stock captures rising star James Dean on film in this 2015 biographical drama. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 & 7:30 p.m. $4-9. Info, 748-2600.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: Stunning aerial shots and narration by Harrison Ford propel this 2D and 3D salute to the marvels of modern air travel. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:45 a.m. & 1:45 & 3:45 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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‘MEDITERRANEA’: Shown in French with English subtitles, this 2015 drama follows two men who face life-and-death struggles on their trek from Africa to Italy in search of a better life. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 & 5:30 p.m. $4-9.

Info, 748-2600.

‘MY OLD LADY’: Kevin Kline plays a New Yorker who inherits a Parisian apartment, live-in tenant and all, in this 2014 comedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

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ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free.

Info, jmuse@colchestervt.gov.

BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

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DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: Melissa Ham-Ellis leads a series of stretching and strengthening movements. No dance experience is required.

Fusion 802 Dance, South Burlington, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $15. Info, 444-0100.

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Participants improve strength, agility, endurance and cardiovascular fitness with interval training. Middlebury Municipal Gym, 7-8 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

GENTLE YOGA WITH JILL LANG: Students get their stretch on in a supportive setting. Bring a personal mat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: Attendees deepen their understanding of Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6694.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation.

Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 633-4136.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: Dogma-free meditative techniques lead to peace, joy and freedom.

Exquisite Mind Studio, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 735-2265.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: Start your day with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10.

Info, 540-0186.

NIA WITH LINDA: World music and movements drawn from martial, dance and healing arts inspire folks to find their own paths to fitness. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. $14. Info, 372-1721.

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The First Night tradition was born in Boston in 1976 as a substance-free New Year’s Eve celebration focused on the arts. Both Burlington and St. Johnsbury carry the torch, swinging into the Year of the Monkey with amusements ranging from music, dance and movies to comedy, magic and circus arts — with some dazzling pyrotechnics for good measure.

St. Johnsbury residents can take their pick from what event president Jay Sprout estimates to be 56 unique shows by more than 200 artists in 20 venues, but music is the main attraction. Folk, rock, bluegrass, Broadway, country and classical players add to the lineup welcoming event firsttimers such as the Atlantic Effect and Nisht Geferlach Klezmer Band alongside returning players Bob Amos & Catamount Crossing. For the more visually inclined, Phoenix Bazaar put on an incendiary outdoor fire show while the Catamount Arts Center shows Ma and Pa Kettle films and Three Stooges shorts. Out late? A pancake supper fuels nighttime revelers.

The Queen City keeps pace, transforming into a living, breathing showcase of local talent. Kid-friendly festivities include performing-arts classes, music, crafts, high-flying antics courtesy of Circus Smirkus and a cartoon fest at Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas. Grown-ups can get down to live tunes all afternoon and evening at venues across Burlington. With such an extensive roster, you may wish you could be in two places at once, but we think rising stars Madaila and Kat Wright & the Indomitable Soul Band are must-sees at the Flynn Center for the Performing Arts. Marking the first moments of the New Year with a bang is a midnight fireworks display on Church Street. Let’s do this, 2016!

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FIRST NIGHT BURLINGTON & ST. JOHNSBURY Thursday, December 31, 11 a.m.-midnight, at various Burlington locations. $5-15 First Night button; free for kids under 3; some shows require additional $5 tickets. Info, 863-6005. firstnightburlington.com; and Thursday, December 31, and 4 p.m.-midnight at various St. Johnsbury locations. $10-20; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 748-2600. firstnightstj.com

JAN.13 | THEATER A Pirate’s Life Ahoy, matey! Landlubbers dive into danger on the high seas in a National Theatre Live broadcast screening of Treasure Island. When an innkeeper’s granddaughter named Jim, played

by Patsy Ferran in a gender-role-reversing twist on the tale, meets a sinister sailor bearing a chest of secrets, a perilous adventure ensues.

Costarring Arthur Darvill as Long John Silver, Bryony Lavery’s adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s swashbuckling story “keeps alive the wit and excitement of the book,” according to the Guardian. Stevenson’s salty seafarers invade the big screen at Woodstock Town Hall Theatre. Mini marauders, beware: This production is best suited for ages 10 and up.

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE Wednesday, January 13, 7:30-10 p.m., at Woodstock Town Hall Theatre. $12-20. Info, 457-3981. pentanglearts.org

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With a standup comedy career spanning more than two decades, Jim Breuer still serves up fresh helpings of humor. After cutting his teeth on the New York City club circuit, Breuer’s ship came in in a major way: He scored a regular spot on “Saturday Night Live,” followed by his role alongside Dave Chappelle in the iconic 1998 stoner flick Half Baked. These days, the die-hard New York Mets fan hosts a podcast covering everything from his favorite baseball team to his longtime marriage (but mostly baseball). Audience members laugh until they cry when the “Goat Boy” gagster dishes out his uncanny impressions and home-life humor as part of his Marriage Warrior tour.

Wednesday, January 6, 7-8:30 p.m., at Goodrich Memorial Library in Newport. Free. Info, 3347902. vermonthumanities.org

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In a 2011 interview with Reading Rockets, acclaimed author Katherine Paterson encouraged parents to experience literature with their little ones. Citing the Harry Potter phenomenon as a shining example, the Vermontbased writer argued that reading aloud as a family can sow a lifelong love of words, and she should know. A mother of four and a two-time Newbery Medal winner for her children’s novels Bridge to Terabithia and Jacob Have I Loved, she has introduced many a youngster to the world of books.

Paterson lays out the importance of literacy in the Vermont Humanities Council’s First Wednesdays lecture “Reading for the Life of the World.”

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Thursday, January 7, 7:30 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House in Lebanon, N.H. $25.50-49.50. Info, 603-448-0400. lebanonoperahouse. org; Friday, January 8, 8:30 p.m., at Grizzly’s at the Base Lodge, Stratton Mountain Resort. $40-60. Info, 297-4000. stratton.com; and Saturday, January 9, 8 p.m., at Paramount Theatre in Rutland. $39.75. Info, 775-0903. paramountvt.org

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POSTNATAL REHAB: Babies are welcome at a class aimed at strengthening the areas most compromised during pregnancy. Prenatal Method Studio, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $15. Info, 829-0211.

PRENATAL BALLET BARRE: Expectant mothers in all trimesters stay strong and fit. Prenatal Method Studio, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 829-0211.

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ZUMBA: Lively Latin rhythms fuel this dancefitness phenomenon for all experience levels.

Vergennes Opera House, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 349-0026.

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CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM: Families celebrate the holidays 19th-century-style with ornament making and baked treats. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $4-14; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

HOLIDAY WEEK EVENTS: Indoor and outdoor amusements such as inflatable games, balloon sculptures, magic shows, ice cream socials and campfires entertain vacationers young and old.

See boltonvalley.com for details. Bolton Valley Resort, 2-8 p.m. $5-8; free for hotel guests. Info, 434-6804.

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R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

VINYASA FLOW YOGA: Breathe in, breathe out!

Students explore a breath-centered practice. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. $10.

Info, 540-0186.

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TRAVELING STORYTELLERS: “The Gingerbread Boy” captivates kiddos with songs and puppets.

Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 472-5948.

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

SHAKE YOUR SOUL INTO THE NEW YEAR: YOGA DANCE: Active bodies leave their mats behind and groove to feel-good music, setting fresh intentions for 2016. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 9:30-11 p.m. $10. Info, 448-4262.

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Wellness Collective, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $10.

Info, 540-0186.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: Moms-to-be prepare their bodies for labor and delivery. Prenatal Method Studio, Burlington, 12:15-1:15 p.m. $15.

Info, 829-0211.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

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TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, art supplies and books entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 748-8291.

WILD LIGHTS FESTIVAL: Revelers bask in the glow of illuminated snowflakes, trees and delicately hanging decorations. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $10.5013.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Experienced and novice players ages 9 through 13 take on challenges to defeat enemies in this penand-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, jmuse@ colchestervt.gov.

KIDS’ OPEN GYM: Physical fitness is disguised as fun for little ones ages 6 to 10. Church of the Nazarene, Williston, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-8591.

MACHINE MADNESS: Gear-savvy families engineer and construct their own links in an oversize, collaborative chain-reaction machine. Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 11 a.m. & 12:30 & 2 p.m. Regular admission, $11-14; free for members and kids under 2. Info, 649-2200.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: A dolichorhynchops braves history’s most dangerous oceans in a National Geographic Studios 2D and 3D movie. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:45 a.m. & 12:45 & 2:45 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: Engrossing plots unfold into projects for kids up to age 6 and their grown-ups. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 1011:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

‘TRIBES’: Billy was born deaf to a family that hears but doesn’t listen in this Segal Centre for Performing Arts production. Segal Centre for Performing Arts, Montréal, 8 p.m. $24.50-59.

Info, 514-739-7944.

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PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

AUDREY BERNSTEIN: Joe Capps, John Rivers, Geza Carr and Tom Cleary join the jazz pianist for a First Night Burlington concert. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8-8:40 p.m. $5-15 First Night button; free for kids under 3. Info, 863-6005.

BURLINGTON TAIKO: Japanese-style drummers pound out thunderous rhythms. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $5-15 First Night button plus $5 ticket. Info, 863-6005.

CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM: See WED.30.

CIRCUS SMIRKUS: The stage becomes a big top for young wire walkers, aerial artists, acrobats and others. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 1 p.m. $5-15 First Night button plus $5 ticket. Info, 863-6005.

FIRST NIGHT BURLINGTON: Folks of all ages cap off 2015 with circus arts, theater, music, dance and fireworks at this substance-free fête.

See firstnightburlington.com for details. See calendar spotlight. Various outdoors downtown Burlington locaSLEIGH RIDES: Giddyap! tions, 11 a.m.-midnight. $5-15 Horses trot folks over snowFirst Night button; free for kids TH VE E U.3 R’S under 3; some shows require ad1|H covered open fields. Rides leave Y EA OLID AY | A ROCKIN’ NEW every half hour; seats are first come, ditional $5 tickets. Info, 863-6005. first served. Call to confirm. Shelburne Farms, 11 FIRST NIGHT ST. JOHNSBURY: Dozens of pera.m.-2 p.m. $8-10; free for kids 2 and under. Info, formances pepper a citywide celebration of the 985-8442. arts that ends with a dazzling fireworks display.

ADAM EZRA GROUP: Roots-rock rings out courtesy of this socially conscious crew. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7:30 p.m. $2040. Info, 760-4634.

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WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Drive to the hoop! Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup.com for details. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

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‘MARY POPPINS’: A drab family gets a visit from a magical nanny in this beloved musical presented

by Northern Stage. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-65. Info, 296-7000.

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MAJOR JACKSON: The University of Vermont professor shares passages from his latest collection of poetry, Roll Deep. College Hall Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8600.

See firstnightstj.com for details. See calendar spotlight. Various St. Johnsbury locations, 4 p.m.midnight. $10-20; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 748-2600.

FRANCESCA BLANCHARD: The chanteuse of Charlotte blurs linguistic lines in French- and English-language songs from her album Deux Visions. First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-15 First Night button; free for kids under 3. Info, 863-6005.

GREGORY DOUGLASS BAND: From Stevie Wonder to Fiona Apple, the soulful singer blends elements of classic singers at a CD-release show for My Hero, the Enemy. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $5-15 First Night button; free for kids under 3. Info, 863-6005.

HOLIDAY WEEK EVENTS: See WED.30, 2 p.m.-1 a.m.

KAT WRIGHT & THE INDOMITABLE SOUL BAND: The eight-piece ensemble serves up smooth, serene R&B stylings. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 10 p.m. $5-15 First Night button plus $5 ticket.

Info, 863-6005.

NEW YEAR’S EVE EXTRAVAGANZA: Blues guitarist Dave Keller hosts a year-end bash boasting live music, DJ sets, wood-fired pizza, and Sweet Melissa’s drinks and desserts. Montpelier City Hall, 8 p.m. $15-20; free for kids 17 and under. Info, 229-0492.

NYE AT HOTEL VERMONT: Fueled by hors d’oeuvres and dessert, partygoers get down to tunes by the Phil Abair Band with Dave Grippo.

Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 9 p.m.-2 a.m. $65; for ages 21 and up. Info, 863-5966.

NYE FESTIVITIES: PARTIES, FIREWORKS & MORE: Dinner, music, fireworks, the Torchlight Parade and a teen dance party make for a high-octane New Year’s Eve bash. Bolton Valley Resort, 8:30 p.m.-1 a.m. Free; preregister for dinner. Info, 434-6804.

POP-UP! NEW QUEERS EVE DANCE PARTY: Sets by DJ Llu and special guests propel an epic shindig complete with a Champagne toast. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, South Burlington, 9 p.m. $12-15.

Info, 877-987-6487.

A ROCKIN’ NEW YEAR’S EVE: Partygoers groove to live tunes by the Horse Traders, then usher in 2016 with a Champagne toast on the porch at midnight.

Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m.-1 a.m. $15; cash bar. Info, 382-9222.

ROUND CHURCH NEW YEAR’S EVE CONCERT: A hot meal paves the way for performances by Patti Casey, Tom MacKenzie and other local players.

Richmond Congregational Church, meal, 5-7 p.m.; concert, 7:30-10 p.m. Donations for meal; $10 for concert. Info, 434-4565.

VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA NEW YEAR’S EVE CONCERT: A performance of works by Pakhmutova, Gershwin and Strauss features soloist Elliot Lowe and the VYO Chorus. A pie social follows.

Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030.

A VERY SPECIAL NEW YEAR’S EVE WITH LEE FIELDS & THE EXPRESSIONS: Revelers ring in 2016 with a soulful concert, a balloon drop and a midnight Champagne toast. Black Tie or wacky attire is encouraged. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35-45; for ages 21 and up. Info, 540-0406.

WILD LIGHTS FESTIVAL: See WED.30.

kids

HARDWICK STORY TIME: Kids up to age 6 sit tight for engaging narratives. Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 472-5948.

LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

MACHINE MADNESS: See WED.30.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 454-8504.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

language

MANDARIN CHINESE CLASS: Language lovers practice the dialect spoken throughout northern and southwestern China. Agape Community Church, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 503-2037.

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MADAILA: Pop tunes from The Dance have hoofers working up a sweat. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $5-15 First Night button; free for kids under 3. Info, 863-6005.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

MONTPELIER’S NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION: Family and friends kick off 2016 with a 5K run, a performance by Marko the Magician, fireworks and a guitar-heavy concert by Dave Keller. Various Montpelier locations, 2 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 223-9604.

music

NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL: Folks in clean-soled shoes move to tunes by Calliope and calls from Luke Donforth. Tracy Hall, Norwich, beginner walkthrough, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $15; free for kids under 16; seniors by donation. Info, 291-3721.

outdoors

NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION: Foodies fill up on a three-course meal in a festive atmosphere. Live music accompanies some seatings. Le Belvedere, Newport, dinner seating begins, 5 p.m.; dinner and entertainment seating begins, 7:30 p.m. $5575; preregister. Info, 487-9147.

MINDFULNESS: KEY TO A PEACEFUL NEW YEAR WITH KHENMO DROLMA: Those looking for peace of mind rediscover the root of meditation at an introspective getaway. See vajradakininunnery. org for details. Vajra Dakini Nunnery, Lincoln, $100-300. Info, info@vajradakininunnery.org.

film

health & fitness

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: Twenty minutes of guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviate stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow.

Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.30, Cornwall Town Hall, 10-11 a.m.

FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when using wooden replicas of the weapon.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

INPOWER YOGA: Ambitious yogis take on a challenging sequence in a heated studio. The

SHINDIG WITH KEN ODELL & THE BLUE ROOSTER BAND: Boots tap to a set of rock and roll with rockabilly flair. Tunbridge Town Hall, 9 p.m.-12:30 a.m. $15. Info, 738-9602.

SLEIGH RIDES: See WED.30.

seminars

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theater

‘MARY POPPINS’: See WED.30, 7:30 p.m.

with family-friendly treks. See vtstateparks.com for details. Various locations statewide. Free. Info, 249-1230.

‘MARY POPPINS’: See WED.30, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

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health & fitness

sports

dance

FIRSTRUN 5K: Athletes of all ages start 2016 off on the right foot on a 3.1-mile course through downtown. See runvermont.org for details.

Burlington Memorial Auditorium, registration, 9:30-10:45 a.m.; kids’ fun run, 10:30 a.m.; 5K, 11 a.m. $5-32. Info, 863-8412.

film

SKATE FOR THE CURE: Lace up your blades and hit the ice with the Norwich Cadets to support the American Cancer Society. Central Vermont Memorial Civic Center, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10-15.

Info, 872-6344.

OPEN-LEVEL IMPROVISATION: Structured prompts, imagery and partnering forge adaptive problem-solving skills in motion. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. $12. Info, 363-5544.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

WARREN MILLER’S ‘CHASING SHADOWS’: The biggest names in skiing and snowboarding tackle daunting peaks in this adrenaline-pumping tribute to 66 years of mountain culture and extreme filmmaking. Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum, Stowe, 7-9 p.m. $12. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 9:15 a.m.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY HATHA YOGA: Students move at their own pace in a gentle, reflective workout.

South End Studio, Burlington, 5:15-6:15 p.m. $6.

Info, 683-4918.

FABULOUS FRIDAYS YOGA PARTY WITH JOHN MCCONNELL: Music accompanies an upbeat, community-oriented class followed by a bar-side hangout. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $15. Info, 540-0406.

theater

MOJIE CRIGLER: Nonfiction fans flock to a reading by the author of Get Me Through Tomorrow: A Sister’s Memoir of Brain Injury and Revival.

College Hall Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8600.

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.30, 8-9 a.m.

POST-HOLIDAY VINYASA YOGA: Students unwind in a class focused on breath, balance, stability and flexibility. Zenith Studio, Montpelier, 4:30-6 p.m. $16. Info, 598-5876.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

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R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.30, 9-10 a.m.

holidays

dance

CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM: See WED.30.

holidays

BURLINGTON WESTIE FIRST SATURDAY DANCE: Hoofers hit the dance floor for a themed evening of blues and West Coast swing. North End Studio A, Burlington, introductory lesson, 6:30 p.m.; workshop, 7 p.m.; dance, 8-11 p.m. $7-10. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

HOLIDAY WEEK EVENTS: See WED.30, 2-10 p.m.

etc.

music

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM: See WED.30.

MACHINE MADNESS: See WED.30.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: History comes alive when families visit livestock and tour a restored 1890 farm house. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $4-14; free for members and kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

music

fairs & festivals

ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

GREEN MOUNTAIN MAHLER FESTIVAL: A full orchestra, chorus and soloists perform Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony under the direction of Daniel Bruce. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $10-25. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

FARMERS MARKET BRUNCH: Local Riffraff provide an old-timey soundtrack for a New Year’s midmorning meal. Barnard Town Hall, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 234-5527.

film

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

FIRST DAY HIKES: Vermont State Parks open their gates to adventurers who kick off the New Year

JOY CASTRO: The author of the memoir The Truth Book: Escaping a Childhood of Abuse Among Jehovah’s Witnesses shares her gift for words. College Hall Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8600.

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community

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions.

Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10.

Info, 540-0820.

OK ABC PRACTICE: A: Who am I? B: What do I want to be? C: How can I change the world? An open meeting explores these inquiries. Battery Park, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 989-9684.

dance

DANCE, SING & JUMP AROUND: Kenric Kite and friends dole out live tunes while Liz Benjamin calls the steps at an intergenerational shindig.

Plainfield Town Hall, 3-4:30 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, lizbenjamin64@gmail.com.

UPPER VALLEY INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCING: Creative movers learn diverse routines rooted in Eastern and Western Europe, Scandinavia, and the Mediterranean. Bring clean, soft-soled shoes.

Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $4-8. Info, 436-2151.

WILD LIGHTS FESTIVAL: See WED.30.

kids

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

etc.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: See SAT.2.

#ONENESS: A CONSCIOUS DANCEHALL EXPERIENCE: Positive vibes rule at a night of Jamaican-inspired jams. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. $5. Info, 540-0406.

film

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

GREEN MOUNTAIN MAHLER FESTIVAL: See FRI.1, Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7:30 p.m. $10-25. Info, 760-4634.

PAUL ASBELL: The guitar virtuoso who has recorded with the likes of Muddy Waters and Bobby McFerrin plays as part of the Ripton Community Coffee House series. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $3-10. Info, 349-3364.

‘SILVER AND GOLD’: An evening of music through the decades comes complete with wine and craft beers poured by the 1906 House. Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 7 p.m. $10-14. Info, 933-6171.

VILLAGE HARMONY ALUMNI ENSEMBLE: Larry Gordon and Gideon Crevoshay direct collegeage singers in a program of international choral

words

‘MERU’: Three climbers tackle Mount Meru in this 2015 documentary shown as part of the Middlebury New Filmmakers Festival Winter Screening Series. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 382-9222.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.2.

health & fitness

NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potentials. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

POST-HOLIDAY VINYASA YOGA: See SAT.2.

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INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

WILD LIGHTS FESTIVAL: See WED.30.

music. Greensboro United Church of Christ, 4 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3210.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the flavor profiles of four different confections.

Lake Champlain SAT.2 LL Chocolates Factory | MUSIC | PAUL ASBE Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

SLEIGH RIDES: See WED.30.

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HElp US DEVElOp a VacciNE agaiNSt DENgUE FEVER. 6 month study Healthy adults ages 18-50 1 screening visit, 1 vaccination day, 13 outpatient appointments, and several follow up phone calls

Possible inpatient period in first 3 weeks of study Compensation: $1535-$2435

WOMEN’S WELLNESS SERIES: YOGA FOR FERTILITY: Women working toward becoming pregnant hit the mat for a relaxing practice.

Prenatal Method Studio, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. $20. Info, 829-0211.

holidays

CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM: See WED.30.

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DIMANCHES FRENCH CONVERSATION: Parlezvous français? Speakers practice the tongue at a casual drop-in chat. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2431.

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THE SKY WRITING GROUP: Creative storytelling supports health and community cohesion in a critique-free environment. Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, liz@ pridecentervt.org.

BIRTHING FROM WITHIN: PAIN-COPING PRACTICE: Self-awareness and strong communication between partners support a strong mindset for childbirth. Good Beginnings of Central Vermont, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 595-7953.

NATURAL SKIN TREATMENTS: STEAMS & HONEY CLEANSERS: Holistic healers learn to achieve a glowing complexion with pure, organic ingredients. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.3, 7 p.m.

POSTNATAL REHAB: See WED.30.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.30.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

ZUMBA: See WED.30.

kids

SWING NORTH BIG BAND: The 18-piece band brings jazz standards and reimagined carols to “Swinging Epiphany Celebration.” Newport St. Mark’s Episcopal Church, 3-4:15 p.m. $10. Info, 323-8952.

CRUISERS’ & CRAWLERS’ PLAY & STAY STORY TIME: Babies and toddlers up to age 2 engage in books, songs and social time with blocks, bubbles and parachute play. Highgate Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

seminars

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

sports

NEVER SUMMER DEMO: Winter warriors check out a fresh line of snowboards. Gnarly! Bolton Valley Resort, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Free with lift ticket or season pass. Info, 434-6804.

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games

health & fitness

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

MINDFULNESS: KEY TO A PEACEFUL NEW YEAR WITH KHENMO DROLMA: See THU.31.

TELL A FRIEND TOUR: Extreme athlete Andy Parry hits up the resort for a freeskiing session with fans. Bolton Valley Resort, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free with lift ticket or season pass. Info, 434-6804.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Quick-footed ladies of varying skill levels break a sweat while connecting passes and making runs for the goal.

For ages 18 and up. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

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‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

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PURE COUNTRY BAND: Music lovers start with food, then dance the afternoon away to toe-tapping tunes. VFW Post 309, Peru, N.Y., meal, noon; band, 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-643-2309.

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film

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 7 p.m.

music

‘MARY POPPINS’: See WED.30, 2 p.m.

words

BURLINGTON WOMEN’S POETRY GROUP: Female writers seek feedback from fellow rhyme-andmeter mavens. Call for details. Private residence, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, jcpoet@bellsouth.net.

WRITE NOW!: Emerging wordsmiths in grades 6 through 12 hone their skills in a supportive environment. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

music

VILLAGE HARMONY ALUMNI ENSEMBLE: See SAT.2, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 426-3210.

seminars

FEEDING & BABY CUES: From calming a crying child to feeding a hungry newborn, moms and dads adjust to their roles as parents. Good Beginnings of Central Vermont, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 595-7953.

words

MONDAY CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 7 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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ROCK YOUR ART OUT: Free-form creative expression eliminates the stress and tension of the day.

Expressive Arts Burlington, 6:15-8:15 p.m. $20.

Info, 862-5302.

PUBLIC HEARING: Citizens weigh in on the proposed operating budget for fiscal year 2017.

Meeting Room, Williston Town Hall, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6704.

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SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12.

Info, 227-2572.

WILD LIGHTS FESTIVAL: See WED.30.

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DANCING FREEDOM: Earth, air, fire, water and spirit guide an ecstatic movement wave meant to promote healing and self-expression. Expressive Arts Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 267-210-9438.

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: Helping hands pitch in around the shop by organizing parts, moving bikes and tackling other projects. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

FIND FUTURE DATES + UPDATES AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/EVENTS

dance

BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & BLUES FUSION DANCING: Students get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $9-14. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Experienced dancers learn smooth transitions and smart stylings. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $9-14. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different styles, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

film

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy flicks at this ode to offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

dance

AFROLATIN PARTY: See WED.30.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.30.

etc.

TURNON BURLINGTON: Communication games encourage participants to push past comfort zones and experience deep connections.

OneTaste Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, cj@ onetasteburlington.us.

BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Folks get fit with strength, endurance, agility and coordination exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, Brandon, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

‘GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING: AND OTHER TREASURES FROM THE MAURITSHUI’: Vermeer’s mysterious muse is the inspiration behind this 2015 documentary. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 11 a.m. $5-10. Info, 382-9222.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30.

health & fitness

ESSENTIAL OILS FOR SUPPORTING A HEALTHY METABOLISM: Participants pick up tips on supporting physical and emotional wellness.

Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

KICKBOXING CLASS: Music propels this highoctane practice focused on maintaining form and achieving power through movement. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 646-577-7985.

POSTNATAL REHAB: See WED.30.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.30.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.30.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.30.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30.

ZUMBA: See WED.30.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 4:30-5:30 p.m. & 6-7 p.m.

kids

KIDS’ OPEN GYM: See WED.30.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30, 10:45 a.m., 12:45 & 2:45 p.m.

STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: See WED.30.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.30.

music

sports

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community

GETTING STUFF DONE WORK PARTY: See WED.30.

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GLORIA ESTELA GONZÁLEZ ZENTENO: Avid readers listen up for “Today’s Latino Writers: Making Great American Literature,” a First Wednesdays series lecture. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Wednesday, January 20 at 7:30 pm, MainStage

HELEN SCOTT: Informed by plays and historical scholarship, the University of Vermont professor delivers the First Wednesdays series talk “Shakespeare at the Cusp of Old and New,” outlining the bard’s life. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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KATHERINE PATERSON: As part of the First Wednesdays series, fans of Bridge to Terabithia file in to hear the book’s author deliver “Reading for the Life of the World.” See calendar spotlight.

Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7-8:30 p.m.

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MEN’S GROUP: A positive environment encourages socializing and involvement in senior center activities. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-2518.

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CREATIVE NONFICTION WORKSHOP: Readers give feedback on essays, poetry and journalism written by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.30.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

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Healthy adults ages 18-50

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PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage folks engage in dialogue en français. ¡Duino! (Duende), Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-2431.

VILLAGE HARMONY ALUMNI ENSEMBLE: See SAT.2, Tinmouth Community Church, 7 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 426-3210.

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‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

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R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.30.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.30, 12:15-1 p.m.

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FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.30.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.30.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

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DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: See WED.30.

ESSENTIAL OILS & EMOTIONS: From balancing moods to letting go of burdens, Tiffany Buongiorne reveals methods for managing feelings. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

kids

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HElp US DEVElOp a VacciNE agaiNSt DENgUE FEVER.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

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KATY SMITH ABBOTT: The Middlebury College professor reveals reflections of 15th-century Venetians in “Art and Life in Renaissance Venice” in a First Wednesdays series lecture. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

RESOLUTION TO REALITY

NANCY NAHRA: Amelia Earhart’s accomplishments as a pilot and author are highlighted in the First Wednesdays series address “Amelia.”

Rutland Free Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 773-1860.

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STANLEY R. SLOAN: “Defense of the West” looks at challenges posed by Russia, Middle Eastern turmoil and terrorism, presented as an installment of the First SA T.9 Wednesdays series. Ilsley Public |M US IC | SW I Library, Middlebury, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

NG N OIRE Info, 388-4095.

TIMOTHY BILLINGS: “Not for an Age: Shakespeare’s 400-Year Career,” part of First Wednesdays series, paints a picture of the playwright’s life, poetry and stagecraft. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

words

MARK DOTY: The award-winning poet and Goddard alum shares his gift for verse. Haybarn Theatre, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 454-8311.

THE WEDNESDAY WORKSHOP: CHAPTER FOCUS: Folks give feedback on selections of up to 40 pages penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

Info, 383-8104.

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ART PLAY TIME: Participants express their artistry through loosely themed projects in a fun, social environment. Expressive Arts Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. $20. Info, 862-5302.

kids

HARDWICK STORY TIME: See THU.31.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: See THU.31.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30, 10:45 a.m. & 12:45 & 2:45 p.m.

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MANDARIN CHINESE CLASS: See THU.31.

music

GO WITH THE FLOW: A CELEBRATION OF IMPROVISED HIPHOP: Bless the Child, Loupo, Enemy Self and others grab the mic for off-the-cuff performances. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, mcmycelium74@gmail.com.

sports

FREE AIKIDO CLASS: An introduction to the Japanese martial art focuses on centering and finding freedom while under attack. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 6-7:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 951-8900.

MAD DASHES INDOOR BIKE RACING: Pedal pushers get their heart rates up on stationary bikes in head-to-head 15-to-20-second races.

The Tap Room at Switchback Brewing Company, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. $5. Info, 508-246-4315.

words

LAN SAMANTHA CHANG: Lit lovers lean in to hear from the acclaimed author of Inheritance and All Is Forgotten, Nothing Is Lost. Lowe Lecture Hall, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 8-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 635-2727.

FRI.8 comedy

JIM BREUER: See THU.7, Grizzly’s at the Base Lodge, Stratton Mountain Resort, 8:30-9:30 p.m. $40-60. Info, 297-4000.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See TUE.5.

comedy

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: See FRI.1.

dance

OPEN-LEVEL IMPROVISATION: See FRI.1.

JIM BREUER: Audience members are in stitches when the veteran standup comic delivers his riotous routine. See calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25.50-49.50. Info, 603-448-0400.

film

film

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 9:15 a.m.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

games

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30, 11:45 a.m., 1:45 & 3:45 p.m.

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health & fitness

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

ESSENTIAL OIL THERAPY 101: Body and soul benefit from extractions and infusions. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: See THU.31.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

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OPEN STUDIOS: Creatives meet new friends and make art in a community setting. Expressive Arts Burlington, noon-2 p.m. $15. Info, 862-5302.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: See THU.31.

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SELF-CARE 101: INTRO TO SELF-MASSAGE: Certified massage therapist Jennifer Kiel provides tools and techniques for releasing tension in the arms and hands. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

PETER SACCIO: The First Wednesdays series lecture “Cymbeline, the First Folio and the Rest of Shakespeare” delves into the Bard of Avon’s complex play. Norwich Congregational Church, 7-8:30 p.m.

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ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: See FRI.1.

‘AIDA’: Very Merry Theatre thespians give their all in a family-friendly production of this dramatic musical. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 999-8003.

LIST YOUR EVENT FOR FREE AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTEVENT EARLY-BIRD MATH: Books, songs and games put a creative twist on mathematics. Richmond Free Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

grown food. Montpelier City Hall, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-2958.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

games

music

NORTHERN BRONZE HANDBELL ENSEMBLE: Musicians chime in with lively melodies in “Ring Joyful Bells.” Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, Jericho, 7-9 p.m. $8-12. Info, 372-5415.

SLOW JAM: Instrumentalists convene to learn simple fiddle tunes from Europe and North America by ear. North End Studio C, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-8945.

talks

JEREMY DESILVA: The Dartmouth College professor excavates elements of the past in “Homo naledi: A New Human Ancestor From the Cradle of Humankind in South Africa.” Unitarian Church of Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: The Frederick Tuttle Drama Department and the First Light Theatre Project join forces to present Shakespeare’s whimsical and poetic play, full of practical jokes and magical spells. South Burlington High School, 7 p.m. $6-10. Info, dbailey@sbschools.net.

words

FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

SAT.9 comedy

JIM BREUER: See THU.7, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $39.75. Info, 775-0903.

community

MONTPELIER MEMORY CAFÉ: People experiencing memory loss and their caretakers connect in a relaxed atmosphere. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-2518.

INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: See SAT. 2.

TWELFTH NIGHT CELEBRATION: A chapel environment enhances an evening of song, dance, instruments and narrative. Snow date: January 10 at 4:30 p.m. Chapel of Saint Michael the Archangel, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-9161.

NORTHERN VERMONT SCRABBLE CLUB: Wordsmiths use lettered tiles to spell out winning combinations. Panera Bread, Barre, 1-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 524-1801.

health & fitness

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.30, 7:30-8:30 a.m.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See SAT.2.

kids

‘AIDA’: See FRI.8, 2 & 7 p.m.

PLAY DATE! WINTER ON THE FARM: Tykes ages 2 through 5 set their own pace and schedule with various nature-based activities. An adult companion is required. McClure Education Center, Shelburne Farms, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $3-5. Info, 985-8686.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

STORY TIME SATURDAY: READING AND EATING ‘STONE SOUP’: Bookworms take in the children’s story about cooperation while working together to prepare a themed meal. Phoenix Books Burlington, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 448-3350.

YOGA TOTS: YogaFit instructor Jessica Frost leads kiddos ages 1 through 8 in poses that focus their energy and relax their minds. Community Room, Highgate Municipal Building, 9 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-3970.

language

ALLIANCE FRANÇAISE CONVERSATION GROUP LUNCH: French speakers chat en français over a midday meal. La Villa Bistro & Pizzeria, Shelburne, noon-2 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 793-4361.

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VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite of VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

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‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: See FRI.8.

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: Benedict Cumberbatch plays the eponymous prince in a broadcast production of Shakespeare’s tragedy Hamlet.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $23. Info, 603-646-2422.

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seminars

LADIES NORDIC SKI EXPO: Cross-country skiers of all abilities get familiar with skate, classic, backcountry and telemark disciplines. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. $75-95; preregister. Info, 864-5794.

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SWING NOIRE: An intimate show performed in the spirit of Django Reinhardt channels the early days of American hot jazz. Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $40 includes dinner; BYOB; preregister.

Info, 247-4295.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: See SAT.2.

WARREN MILLER‘S ‘CHASING SHADOWS’: See FRI. 1, Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 760-4634.

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NORTHERN BRONZE HANDBELL ENSEMBLE: See FRI.8, All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. $8-12. Info, 372-5415.

WINTER RIDING WORKSHOP: Those who wish to commute by bike year-round learn the ins and outs of staying safe, warm and comfortable on two wheels. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

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VERMONT FANCY FELINES CAT SHOW: Animal lovers get their fix of purrfectly groomed kitties. Vendors, an auction and the Presentation of Breeds round out the fun. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $5-7; free for kids under 6. Info, naumkeag@ verizon.net.

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FERMENTED VEGGIES 101: Health nuts learn the science behind kimchi, sauerkraut and other probiotic powerhouses. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $1012; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

MEMORIAL TREE LIGHTING & REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY: Folks honor the memory of Vermont Respite House residents who passed away in 2015.

Williston Federated Church, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4435.

OK ABC PRACTICE: See SUN.3.

etc.

VERMONT FANCY FELINES CAT SHOW: See SAT.9.

WEEKENDS AT THE FARM: See SAT.2.

film

SALSA MONDAYS: See MON.4.

MAMA MANGEZ: Creative families collaborate at a cooking party. Bring an ingredient and containers for leftovers. Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 4-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-1431.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

HERBAL CONSULTATIONS: Betzy Bancroft, Larken Bunce, Guido Masé and students from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism evaluate individual constitutions and health conditions.

City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 4-8 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, info@ vtherbcenter.org.

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.3, 7 p.m.

POSTNATAL REHAB: See WED.30.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30.

food & drink

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.30.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.2.

health & fitness

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.3.

kids

‘AIDA’: See FRI.8, 6 p.m.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

language

DIMANCHES FRENCH CONVERSATION: See SUN.3.

lgbtq

LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels.

Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 860-7812.

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MONTPELIER ANTIQUES MARKET: The past comes alive with offerings of furniture, artwork, jewelry and more at this ephemera extravaganza.

Canadian Club, Barre Town, 8 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $2-5.

Info, 751-6138.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: See SUN.3.

music

NORTHEAST FIDDLERS’ ASSOCIATION MEETING: Lovers of this spirited art form gather to catch up and jam. Hyde Park VFW Post, noon-5 p.m.

Donations of nonperishable food items accepted.

Info, 728-5188.

NORTHERN BRONZE HANDBELL ENSEMBLE: See FRI.8, the Congregational Church of Middlebury, 3-5 p.m. $8-12. Info, 372-5415.

PURE COUNTRY BAND: See SUN.3.

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DANCING FREEDOM: See MON.4.

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WINTER TREES & BIRDS: Nature lovers ages 15 and up explore buds, bark and branches for clues to discern different species. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $10-15; preregister. Info, 434-3068.

WINTER WILDLIFE TRACKING 101: Environmental educator John Jose teaches participants how to identify local animals, beginning with plaster casts of their tracks. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 1-2 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

sports

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

ZUMBA: See WED.30.

kids

CRUISERS’ & CRAWLERS’ PLAY & STAY STORY TIME: See MON.4.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

seminars

BIRTHING FROM WITHIN: PHYSIOLOGY OF LABOR: Self-awareness and strong communication between partners support a strong mind-set for childbirth. Good Beginnings of Central Vermont, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 595-7953.

words

POETRY WORKSHOP: Burlington Writers Workshop members break down the basics of rhyme and meter. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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A MOSAIC OF FLAVOR: UGANDAN GWENO & SPLIT COWPEA STEW: Shilla Adyero demonstrates how to prepare traditional dishes from her native country. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space.

Info, 861-9757.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See TUE.5.

FITNESS FOR EVERY BODY: Let’s get physical!

Strength, agility, coordination and cardiovascular exercises are modified for folks of all ability levels.

Charlotte Senior Center, 9-9:45 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

KICKBOXING CLASS: See TUE.5.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.30, 12:15-1 p.m.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30, 4:30-5:30 & 6-7 p.m.

kids

CHILDREN’S UNDERGROUND FILM SOCIETY: Monthly movie screenings encourage viewers of all ages to think critically about artful cinema. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 496-8994.

MONTPELIER MUSIC & MOVEMENT: Energetic children up to age 6 engage in songs and silliness with Laurie and Rachel of Active Brain, Active Body. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

language

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: See TUE.5.

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: See TUE.5.

music

OPEN MIC: Musicians, storytellers and poets entertain a live audience at a monthly showcase of local talent. Wallingford Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 446-2872.

YOUNG ARTISTS RECITAL: Emerging performers join forces onstage in an annual concert.

Bring a bag lunch. The Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, info@ cathedralartsw.org.

ROCK YOUR ART OUT: See TUE.5.

seminars

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See TUE.5.

TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: See TUE.5.

crafts

OPEN CRAFT NIGHT: Creative sparks fly in a studio space filled with snacking, sewing, socializing and sharing. Nido Fabric & Yarn, Burlington, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 881-0068.

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INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: See TUE.5.

OPEN STUDIOS: See THU.7.

food & drink

OPEN ART STUDIO: Seasoned creatives and firsttimers alike convene to paint, knit and craft in a friendly environment. Bring a table covering for messy projects. Swanton Public Library, 4-8 p.m.

Free. Info, swantonartscouncil@gmail.com.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: See SUN.3.

art

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: See TUE.5.

BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & BLUES FUSION DANCING: See TUE.5.

SWING DANCING: See TUE.5.

MEDICARE & YOU: AN INTRODUCTION TO MEDICARE: Members of the Central Vermont Council on Aging clear up confusion about the application process and plan options. Central Vermont Council on Aging, Barre, 3-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 479-0531.

WED.13

community

GETTING STUFF DONE WORK PARTY: See WED.30.

dance

AFROLATIN PARTY: See WED.30.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.30.

TURNON BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

‘LIVING IN THE AGE OF AIRPLANES’: See WED.30.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.30.

health & fitness

DANCE-BASED CONDITIONING: See WED.30.

EATING WELL ON A BUDGET FOR FAMILIES: A weekly workshop with Frances Fleming of the UVM Extension highlights ways to save and get healthy. Cafeteria, Central Vermont Medical Center, Barre, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.30.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.30.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.30.

MINDFULNESS CLASS: See WED.30.

NEW YEAR’S KITCHARI CLEANSE: Suffering from holiday bloat? This class covers the steps of a five-day cleanse based on ancient Ayurvedic principles. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $5-10; preregister; limited space. Info, 861-9757.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.30.

POSTNATAL REHAB: See WED.30.

PRENATAL YOGA CLASS: See WED.30.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.30.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.30.

ZUMBA: See WED.30.

kids

KIDS’ OPEN GYM: See WED.30.

‘SEA MONSTERS: A PREHISTORIC ADVENTURE’: See WED.30.

STORY TIME & PLAYGROUP: See WED.30.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.30.

language

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.30.

music

DAKHABRAKHA: The Ukrainian quartet offers otherworldly Balkan-style vocals accompanied by accordion, cello and percussion. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $17-30.

Info, 603-646-2422.

sports

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.30.

talks

TILL-HOLGER BORCHERT: Art lovers listen up as the Groeningemuseum director delivers “Ars Devotionis: Reinventing the Icon in Early Netherlandish Painting.” Lunch follows in the lobby. Room 125, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 12:15 p.m. $5; free for students with ID. Info, 443-6433.

theater

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: Murder and mayhem on the high seas are broadcast to the big screen in Bryony Lavery’s adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island. See calendar spotlight. For ages 10 and up. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 7:30-10 p.m. $12-20. Info, 457-3981.

words

WEDNESDAY CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers analyze works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 22 Church St., Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. m

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reference and still life. This supportive class will have a nice balance of studio time, gentle group discussion and critique.

Class includes basic materials.

Students are responsible for some materials (see materials list online). Instructor: Linda Jones. Weekly on Tue., Feb. 2-Apr. 5, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $280/ person; $252/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

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Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org.

Teacher bios are also available online.

CLAY: MIXED LEVEL WHEEL: Mixed Level Wheel supports students across a range of skill and experience levels. This eight-week class is rooted in fundamentals and encourages individual projects. Demonstrations and instruction will cover centering, throwing, trimming and glazing, as well as forms and techniques determined by students. Class includes your first bag of clay and 30 open studio hours per week to practice.

All glazes and firings included.

Prerequisite: Wheel throwing experience. Option 1: Weekly on Thu., Feb. 4-Mar. 24, 9:30 a.m.noon. Option 2: Weekly on Thu., Apr. 7-May 26, 9:30 a.m.-noon.

Option 3: Thu., Apr. 7-May 26, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $280/person; $252/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

CLAY: WHEEL THROWING: This class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio.

Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques while creating functional pieces such as mugs, vases and bowls. No previous experience needed. Class includes your first bag of clay and 30 open studio hours per week to practice.

Extra clay sold separately at $22/25-pound bag. All glazes and firings included. Option 1: Weekly on Thu., Feb. 4-Mar. 24, 12:30-3 p.m. Option 2: Weekly on Thu., Feb. 4-Mar. 24, 6-8:30 p.m.

Option 3: Weekly on Wed., Mar. 30-May 18, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $280/person; $252/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DIY: CROCHET CUP COZY: Kim will show you step by step how to make a hot beverage cozy using soft yarns and fun buttons.

Leave with a finished product along with ideas for other easy crochet projects. No experience necessary. All materials

provided. Instructor: Kim O’Brien.

Thu., Feb. 4, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $28/ person; $25.20/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DESIGN: ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR: Learn the basics of working with vector graphics in Adobe Illustrator. Setting up documents, working with layers, color tools, selecting and transforming objects, working with type, freehand drawing and more will be covered. Bring a Mac-compatible flash drive to the first class. No experience necessary. Instructor: Jeremy Smith. Weekly on Thu., Feb. 4-Mar. 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $205/person; $184.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DRAWING: Learn a variety of drawing techniques including basic perspective, compositional layout and light and shadow using a variety of media including pencil, pen and ink, ink wash and charcoal. Comics and illustrations may be incorporated based on student interest.

No experience necessary.

Students responsible for some materials (see materials list online). Instructor: Marc Nadel.

Weekly on Wed., Feb. 3-Mar. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $224/ person; $201.60/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DROP-IN: ADULT WHEEL: Curious about the pottery wheel?

Spend a Friday night with our pottery instructors learning the basics of wheel throwing with clay. This is a great introduction to our studio. No registration necessary, but space is limited.

Please call to inquire. Ages 18+.

Weekly on Fri., Feb. 5-May 20, 8-10 p.m. Cost: $12/participant; $11/BCA members + $5/piece to be fired & glazed. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: 860-7474.

DROP-IN: FAMILY WHEEL: Explore BCA’s clay studio while hanging out with the family. Try the pottery or hand building while our staff gives demonstrations. There is a $5 additional fee per clay piece to be kept, fired and glazed. No registration necessary, but access to wheels is limited. Please call to inquire.

All ages. Instructors: Alex Costantino, Lily Gewirz. Weekly on Fri., Feb. 5-May 20, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $8/participant; $7/ BCA members + $5 piece to be fired and glazed. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: 860-7474.

DROP-IN: LIFE DRAWING: This drop-in life drawing class is open to all levels and facilitated by one of our teaching artists.

Spend the evening with other artists, drawing one of our experienced models. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary.

No class Feb. 15. Age 18+. Weekly on Mon., Feb. 1-May 16 (no class Feb. 15), 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $10/person; $9/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

JEWELRY: Learn basic jewelry techniques including sawing, piercing, filing, annealing, soldering, texturing, cold connections, basic hollow construction, ring sizing and more. Explore different styles of contemporary and historical jewelry, design process and the use of alternative materials. Class includes copper, brass and all basic tools. Instructor: Rebecca Macomber. Wed., Feb. 3-Mar. 9, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/ person; $202.50/BCA members.

Location: Generator, 250 Main St., Burlington.

JEWELRY: RINGS: Come check out the jewelry and fine metals studio by making your own silver ring. Open to all skill levels. All materials included. Instructor: Rebecca Macomber. Mon., Feb. 8, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $35/person; $31.50/BCA members. Location: Generator, Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington.

LASER CUT PRINTMAKING: This new class combines BCA’s Print Studio with the Generator’s state-of-the-art laser cutter.

Learn basic Adobe Illustrator techniques and prepare images to be etched into cardboard or wood using a laser cutter.

Then practice printmaking techniques to make artwork from the laser cut plates. Class includes all basic materials, plus a monthlong membership at both the BCA Print Studio and Generator. No experience necessary. Instructors: Katie Loesel and Annika Rundberg.

Weekly on Tue., Feb. 2-23, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $270/person; $243/ BCA members & Generator members. Location: BCA Print Studio and Generator, 250 Main St., Burlington. Info: 540-0761, generatorvt.com/classes.

OIL PAINTING: Learn a variety of painting techniques using fun exercises, photographic

PHOTO: DIGITAL SLR: Explore the basic workings of the digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision.

Demystify F-stops, shutter speeds, sensitivity ratings and exposure, and learn the basics of composition. Pair this class with Adobe Lightroom and learn the ins and outs of photo editing and printing! No experience necessary. Instructor: Dan Lovell.

Weekly on Wed., Feb. 3-Mar. 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $170/ person; $153/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

PHOTO: MIXED LEVEL: Take your work to the next level. Guided sessions to help you improve your printing and film-processing techniques and discussion of the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work will be included. Cost includes a darkroom membership for the duration of the class for outside of class printing and processing. Instructor: Mary Zompetti.

Prerequisite: Black and White Darkroom or equivalent experience. Weekly on Wed., Feb. 3-Apr. 6, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $295/ person; $265.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

SELLING YOUR WORK WITH ETSY: Are you ready to take the leap and open an Etsy store?

Laura Hale, owner of Found Beauty Studio, will walk you through opening a shop, setting up policies, listing items, and filling sold orders, as well as looking at the various marketing tricks you can work from day one.

Mon., Feb. 8, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $35/ person; $31.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

DROP-IN: PRESCHOOL ART: This popular drop-in program introduces young children and parents to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social.

Participants will create paintings, sculptures, prints and more, with a variety of changing projects to keep everyone engaged. Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. No registration necessary.

Instructor: Alexandra Turner.

Ages 6 months to 5 years.

Weekly on Thu., Feb. 4-May 19, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Cost: $6/child; $5/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

craft FEMMECHANICS: Learn to fix your bike! Female-identifying people learn bicycle maintenance and repair in a supportive environment. Students learn systems and parts of the bicycle and practice common repairs and adjustments on their own bikes. Taught by a female mechanic from Old Spokes Home.

Scholarships available. Mon., Jan. 4, 11 & 18, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $95/3 3-hour classes. Location: Bike Recycle Vermont, 664 Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: Christine Hill, 339-223-0722, christine@bikerecyclevt.org, bikerecyclevermont.org.

IMPROVISATIONAL QUILT WORKSHOP: Nido presents Quilt Local author Heather Jones for a full-day workshop creating improvisationally pieced quilt blocks, emphasizing line work and the formation of secondary patterns. Using solid fabrics in a range of values and colors, you will create a modern take on traditional string blocks using an intuitive creative process.

Sat., Feb. 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $165/7-hour workshop. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington.

Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

PATCHWORK I: NEW 2016 CLASS!: In this two-part class, learn the basics of how to make and put together quilted projects. Participants will make a patchwork top during the first part of the class and continue to build skills during the second class by learning how to sandwich, quilt and bind their patchwork top. Tue. & Wed., Jan. 5 & 6, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $105/2 3-hour classes. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

LEARN TO SEW AT NIDO: Take nido’s Learn to Sew I, Mon., Jan. 4, to learn machine basics and fundamental sewing techniques.

Leave with a finished tote bag!

No experience necessary. Nido has kids’ classes, too! Kids Learn to Sew offers beginners the basics of sewing while constructing fun projects! Sat., Jan. 16, 9 a.m.-noon. Mon., Jan. 4, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $53/3-hour classes; materials incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

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ADULT: LIFE DRAWING: Moderator: Jean Masseau.

Practice the traditional art of drawing the human figure with a live model. Participants bring their own supplies and are welcome to use a variety of media (painting, drawing, or clay). Pose lengths will vary from quick “gesture” poses to longer poses for finished drawings or painting.

This class is an uninstructed class with a moderator to keep the time. The atmosphere is supportive and respectful. All ability levels are welcome. 4 Wed., Jan. 13-Feb. 3, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $60/ person; member discount avail.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Sage Tucker-Ketcham.

dance BEGINNER SWING DANCE CLASSES: Learn the basics of jitterbug/swing from Vermont’s premier swing dance teacher, Terry Bouricius. No partner necessary. 4 Wed., Jan. 6-27, 7:30 p.m. Cost: $40/person for the whole series. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: Vermont Swings, Terry Bouricius, 8648382, terrybour@gmail.com, vermontswings.com.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout.. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa.

Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now!

Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class.

Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

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LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Come alone or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Private lessons also available.. Cost: $50/4week class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington.

Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, firststepdance.com.

design/build BICYCLE MECHANICS 101: Learn to repair and maintain your bike!

Bicycle Mechanics 101 is sevensession introduction to bicycle mechanics. Students receive instruction on the systems and parts of the bicycle and bicycle anatomy, practice common repairs and work one-on-one with professional mechanics to learn all the basics. Thu., Jan. 28-Mar. 10, 6-8 p.m., or Fri., Jan. 29-Mar. 11, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $175/14 hours total instruction. Location: Bike Recycle Vermont, 664 Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Bike Project, Christine Hill, 264-9687, christine@bikere cyclevt.org, bikerecyclevermont. org.

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Feldenkrais FREE UP YOUR SHOULDERS SERIES: Six weeks of gentle Feldenkrais Awareness Through Movement lessons: Participants will experience how to release tension, increase their range of movement and experience comfort with their shoulders. This is a must for those who experience shoulder pain or just want to lift that heavy burden off their shoulders. Series starts second week in January in Burlington, RIchmond and Middlebury. For details visit website. Weekly on Thu., starting Jan. 14, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Cost: $90/6-week series.

Location: Sacred Mountain Studio, 215 College St., 3rd floor, Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 735-3770, info@vermontfeldenkrais.com, vermontfeldenkrais. com.

gardening MASTER GARDENER 2016 COURSE OFFERED ONLINE: Learn the keys to a healthy and sustainable home landscape from your home computer as University of Vermont faculty and experts provide live, interactive webinars on gardening in Vermont. This 13 week noncredit course covers a wide variety of horticultural topics: fruit and vegetable production, flower gardening, botany basics, plant pests, soil fertility, disease management, healthy lawns, invasive plant control,

STONE WALL WORKSHOP: Our introductory stone wall workshops for homeowners and tradespeople promote the beauty and integrity of stone.

The one-day, hands-on workshop focuses on the basic techniques for creating dry-laid walls with a special emphasis on stone native to Vermont. Workshops are held inside warm greenhouses in Hinesburg. Space limited.

Jan.-Mar. Cost: $100/each 1-day workshop. Location: Red Wagon Plants, 2408 Shelburne Falls Rd., Hinesburg. Info: Queen City Soil & Stone, Charley MacMartin, 318-2411, macmartin@igc.org, queencitysoilandstone.com.

healing arts SACRED MOUNTAIN STUDIO CLASSES: We are a healing arts sanctuary dedicated to providing a quiet, intimate and safe space for sacred and soul-felt community gatherings and workshops to individuals of all ages and backgrounds.

Our studio space has been used for a variety of workshops and classes, including different styles of body movement, creative expression, meditation, group work, student workshops, and corporate wellness. A few of our ongoing classes include Tai Chi, Qi Gong, Feldenkreis, Conscious Breathwork, and Sound Healing.

We currently have open space in our calendar and invite you to consider bringing your workshop or class to our well-appointed studio space. Location: Sacred Mountain Studio, 215 College St., 3rd Floor, Burlington. Info: Gardner Orton, 863-9355, gardner@sacredmountainwell ness.com, sacredmountainstu dio.com.

martial arts VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Café (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.-Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S.

pilates EMPOWER PILATES: Groove With the Oov is a new class allowing the core to move correctly in a 3D way. Not a BOSU or roller! Stability, Mobility & Spinal Health will prepare you for training for the marathon, upcoming golf season or dreaded housework. Classes taught

by Physical Therapist Mary Grunvald. Starting Jan. 7, weekly on Thu., 5-5:45 p.m., or by appt.

Please pre-register. Cost: $15/ class. Location: Empower Pilates, 905 Roosevelt Hwy., Ste. 100, Colchester. Info: 316-7249.

tai chi SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

well-being THE HEART OF SOUND: Sound can heal, enliven and nurture us. Explore the nature of sound to uncover fresh possibilities in our connections with others, our communities and our earth.

Participants will learn vocal toning for health and wellness; use sound to facilitate movement/ yoga to balance chakras with sound; open areas of the body/ mind in need of release; learn how sound affects our physiology and psychology; use music consciously to affect your mood for stress reduction, discovering your voice, a feeling energized, joyful and more. Meg Ruby is a classically trained concert pianist, certified yoga instructor and sound/music healer. megruby.com Fri. Jan. 22, 7-9 p.m., Sat. Jan. 23, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., & Sun. Jan. 24, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Cost: $175/3 days; $50 dep. required. Location: Expressive Arts Burlington, 200 Main St., Suite 9, Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, 860-6203, jkristel61@hotmail. com, journeyworksvt.com.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Evolution Yoga and Physical Therapy offers yoga classes for beginners, experts, athletes, desk jockeys, teachers, fitness enthusiasts, people with who think they are inflexible.. Choose from a wide variety of classes and workshops in Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Gentle, Vigorous, Philosophy, Yoga Wall,

Therapeutics and Alignment.

Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here..

Cost: $15/class; $130/10-class card; $5-10/community classes.

Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 8649642, evolutionvt.com.

HONEST YOGA, THE ONLY DEDICATED HOT YOGA FLOW CENTER: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels. Brand new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily classes in Essentials, Flow and Core Flow with alignment constancy. We hold teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels. Daily classes & workshops. $25/new student 1st week unlimited; $15/class or $130/10-class card; $12/ class for student or senior or $100/10-class punch card.

Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Sport Shoe Center, S. Burlington.

Info: 497-0136, honestyogastu dio@gmail.com, honestyogacen ter.com.

HOT YOGA BURLINGTON: Feeling stuck, overwhelmed, stressed, restless or just bored?

Come try something different!

Yes, it’s yoga, you know, stretching and stuff. But we make it different. How? Come and see.

Hot Yoga Burlington is Vermont’s first Far Infrared heated hot yoga studio, experience it! Get hot: 2-for-1 offer. $15. Location: North End Studio B, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 999-9963, hotyogaburlingtonvt.com.

YOGA ROOTS: Yoga Roots strives to provide community experiences that promote healing on all levels with a daily schedule of yoga classes for all ages and abilities. We aim to clarify your mind, strengthen your body and ignite your joyful spirit through classes such as Anusura-inspired, Restorative, Heated Vinyasa Flow, Gentle, Prenatal, Teen and Energy Yoga!

Check out our special offerings: New Year’s Eve Yoga, an energizing sequence followed by nurturing restorative. Let go of 2015 and welcome 2016 with an open heart and mind. W/ Kathleen Fleming: Dec. 31, 4-5:15 p.m.; preregistration encouraged.. Location: Yoga Roots, 120 Graham Way, Shelburne Green Business Park behind Folino’s.

Info: 985-0090, yogarootsvt. com.

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ALLIANCE FRANCAISE WINTER WARM-UP!: Six-week French classes designed to refresh and firm up your skills, readying you for your next full-term class.

Morning and evening classes available in our Burlington and Colchester locations. Evening classes only in Montpelier. For more information, please contact our Language Center director, Micheline Tremblay. Starts Jan. 11. Cost: $135/course; $121.50/

ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this winter.

Our 10th year. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking.

Lesson packages for travelers.

Also lessons for young children; they love it! See our website or contact us for details. Beginning week of Jan. 4; 10 weeks. Cost: $225/10 classes of 90+ min. each. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanish paravos@gmail.com, spanishwa terburycenter.com.

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TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko! Beginner/Recreational Class, Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Jan. 19, $48/4 weeks; Mar. 8, $60/5 weeks; Apr. 26, $72/6 weeks. Accelerated Taiko Program for Beginners, Mon. & Wed., 6:30-8:30 p.m. starting Jan. 18, $192/4 weeks; Mar. 7, $144/3 weeks; Mar. 28, $96/2 weeks. Kids and Parents’ Class, Mon. & Wed., 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting Jan. 18, $80/child or $152/parent-child for 4 weeks; Mar. 7, $60/child or $112/parentchild for 3 weeks; Mar. 28, $40/ child or $76/parent-child for 2 weeks (no class Apr. 4 or 6); Apr. 25, $60/child or $112/parentchild for 3 weeks. Five-person

TAIKO IN MONTPELIER!: Kids and parents’ taiko drumming, Thu., 4:30-5:20 p.m. starting Jan. 21, Mar. 10 & Apr. 28. $48; $91 for pair. 4 weeks. Montpelier taiko class, Thu., 5:30-6:50 p.m. starting Jan. 21, Mar. 10 & Apr. 28. $72/4 weeks; $22/walk-ins.

Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!.

Location: Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 9994255, burlingtontaiko.org.

introduction to home landscaping, and more! Registrations will be accepted by credit card online at uvm.edu/mastergardener or by phone through the UVM Extension Master Gardener Program office. A downloadable registration form also is available on the website if paying by check. Weekly on Tue., Feb. 2-Apr. 26, 6:15-9 p.m. Cost: $395/ person; incl. online Sustainable Gardening book. Printed copy can be ordered for an additional $55. Noncredit course. Location: Live webinar, online course statewide. Info: 656-9562, master.gardener@uvm.edu, uvm. edu/mastergardener.

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DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African Drums! Drums provided!

Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Jan. 20, $48/4 weeks; Mar. 9, $60/5 weeks (no class Apr. 6); Apr. 27, $72/6 weeks. $15/ drop-in. Djembes are provided.

Montpelier Beginners Djembe, Thu., 7-8:20 p.m. starting Jan. 21, Mar. 10 & Apr. 28, $72/4 weeks; $22/walk-ins. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington & Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 9994255, burlingtontaiko.org.

minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3-G, Burlington. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

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Best of the Best The top music of 2015, according to local scenesters B Y D AN BOL L ES

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ach December, Seven Days polls area musicians, club owners, talent buyers and others to find out which records rocked their ears over the preceding year. We ask for their favorite local and nonlocal albums. (See our own top 10 Vermont albums on page 65.) As a bonus, we also ask for predictions of what might come to pass in the New Year. Spoiler: The local scene is feelin’ the Bern. Here’s what they said:

REUBEN JACKSON, HOST, “FRIDAY NIGHT JAZZ,” VERMONT PUBLIC RADIO BEST LOCAL ALBUM: Audrey Bernstein,

Alright, Okay, You Win

BEST NONLOCAL ALBUM: Kamasi

Washington, The Epic PREDICTION FOR 2016: That someone records The Better Angels of Our Nature, saxophonist Brian McCarthy’s wonderful suite of Civil War-era material. As James Brown would say, “Please, please, please.”

KELLY RAVIN, WAYLON SPEED

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Congregation, Reverend Ben Donovan & the Congregation NL: Futurebirds, Hotel Parties 2016: Nikki Sixx turns Jehovah’s Witness and shows up at my doorstep.

“MR. CHARLIE” FRAZIER, WIZN, BLUES FOR BREAKFAST L: Lucid, Dirt

NL: James Harman, Bonetime

2016: Blues finds a home in the Burlington market somewhere!

2016: Donald Trump loses the election, gets severely depressed, gains tons of weight and releases an album under his hip-hop alias, MC Donald Plump.

ALEX CROTHERS, CO-OWNER, HIGHER GROUND L: Madaila, The Dance (though Maryse

Smith is a tight runner-up)

NL: Wilco, Star Wars (though Courtney

Barnett got just as many spins for me) 2016: Donald Trump ditches politics for a career in hip-hop management.

JEFF THOMSON, LAKE SUPERIOR, JULY 26 MOVEMENT, MYSTERY POINTS, STATE & MAIN RECORDS L: Pistol Fist, Wrist Soup

NL: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, Quarters!

2016: The Burlington Record Plant will be hugely successful and need to run night and day to keep up with demand!

MATT ROGERS, TALENT BUYER, HIGHER GROUND PRESENTS, WAKING WINDOWS, THE MONKEY HOUSE

SARAH STICKLE, ARTS MANAGER, RADIO BEAN, FIRST NIGHT BURLINGTON

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2016: Disco Phantom will somehow

Madaila, The Dance NL: Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors, Medicine 2016: Jer Coons will have an early midlife crisis, begin wearing acid-washed jeans, produce and play on several hair-metal albums, and stand in front of Nectar’s every night but Mondays asking people, “Where did the good go, man?!”

NL: Dr. Dog, Live at a Flamingo Hotel

deejay 646 shows in 365 days. Also, the sixth annual Waking Windows festival is gonna be dope.

JASON COOLEY, BLUE BUTTON

L: Rough Francis, MSP2 7-inch (I’m a 45

guy lately.)

NL: Pile, You’re Better Than This; Floating

L: Kelly Ravin, County Tracks

Points, Elaenia 2016: One day I walk into City Market and don’t hear Urian Hackney yell, “Hey, Coolayyy!”

2016: Signal Kitchen transitions from

BRYAN PARMELEE, POURS, SEVEN DAYS’ DIGITAL DUDE

JUSTIN BOLAND, WOMBATICUS REX, SEVEN DAYS CONTRIBUTOR NL: Vince Staples, Summertime ’06

venue to boutique hedge fund.

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will sell considerably more copies than his folk record, securing the presidency. Killer Mike will earn a cabinet position for all his support and will amend the White House’s smoking policy to allow blunts to be smoked in designated “fuckboyfree zones.”

BRIAN NAGLE, DJ DISCO PHANTOM, WAKING WINDOWS

L: Maryse Smith, The Way It Is

NL: Hot Chip, Why Make Sense?; Damaged Bug, Cold Hot Plumbs 2016: Bernie Sanders and Killer Mike will drop the hottest mixtape of 2016 with features from Lil B and Bun B. ALI FOGEL, MANAGER, THE MONKEY HOUSE, WAKING WINDOWS L: Maryse Smith, The Way It Is

NL: Unknown Mortal Orchestra, Multi-Love 2016: Off of Disco Phantom’s prediction: Killer Mike and Bernie debut their hit single at the Monkey!

SEAN HOOD, EASTERN MOUNTAIN TIME

L: Maryse Smith, The Way It Is NL: Sam Outlaw, Angeleno

2016: I predict that Brian Nagle (aka DJ Disco Phantom, aka DJDP), while attempting to break his personal record for longest DJ set, will accidentally play a Kanye West song.

MILTON BUSKER, MILTON BUSKER AND THE GRIM WORK

L: Francesca Blanchard, deux visions NL: Chvrches, Every Open Eye

2016: Three words: Kat Wright explodes!

NL: Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp a Butterfly

ZACH DUPONT, THE DUPONT BROTHERS L: Maryse Smith, The Way It Is

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Days music editor DAN BOLLES — recently caught up with the Medallions’ VINCENT NANNERS for the inside story.

CB: What has surprised you the most about the year 2015? Cars? Music?

Food? Yoga pants? The general aversion to body hair?

VN: The strangest part about the transition has been seeing all of the people in 2015 looking at what we call Small Glowing Pants Rectangles.

Nobody seems to be talking or jiving or getting groovy like they did back in the ’70s. There’s not nearly enough body hair for our tastes, both in terms of quality and quantity. The butts are just as good, though! In Bulge Land, it’s a bit of a trade-off. Less downtown bulgeage, but all of that is made up for at the gym. The fondue here is not as good.

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CB: What sort of time machine are you guys driving?

VN: We arrived in the present in an elevator. Can’t remember the exact model — think it was an Otis, possibly with gearless traction? Anyway, we got in this elevator at our show at the Philadelphia Spectrum arena in 1977 and, when the doors opened, it was 2015. It was a shock. The arena didn’t exist anymore. We were expecting to see our helicopters on the Spectrum’s

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CHESTER BANGS: A lot of people have been saying that you guys are really just Madaila in snazzier outfits. However, Madaila have flatly refuted the rumor. For the record, can you confirm or deny that claim?

VINCENT NANNERS: At first we were disturbed by people’s claims that we hadn’t time traveled from the ’70s.

Everyone said that we were really a present-day band, Madaila, that had created an alter-ego act to play new kinds of music in new kinds of outfits and create existential confusion around themselves (having finally settled on a name after 14 or 15 tries). It’s frustrating to be misunderstood.

But since we found out how handsome and charming all five members of Madaila are, we’ve started feeling OK about the confusion. Chester, this band is astoundingly delightful on all fronts; delightful to a degree that seemed impossible until we stumbled upon our current Madaila hypothesis — that John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe had quadruplets, and then one more son, all of whom got in the wrong elevator at some point in early childhood and ended up in loving families in 1990s Vermont. Like us, they could have time

traveled in an elevator. Wherever they came from, they have impeccable taste.

While preferring people to believe our narrative, we are honored to be inaccurately associated with Madaila.

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The controversy has been raging for … at least a week or two: Are the MEDALLIONS, the disco-funk band that claims to have time traveled to Vermont from the 1970s and is headlining the Rusty Nail in Stowe on New Year’s Eve, really just local dance-pop band MADAILA? But with more hair, toothpicks and enhanced bulges?

In an official statement regarding the issue, Madaila have vehemently denied the claim, despite the striking physical similarities between the two quintets and the bands’ names, and the fact that time travel violates all known laws of physics.

“We categorically deny that Madaila is connected to the Medallions,” the band wrote. “We do admit that the five members of the Medallions look a whole, whole lot like our five members — like a lot, lot. The resemblance is so striking that we can’t blame our friends and fans for assuming that the Medallions are an alter-ego band we thought of, like, a few weeks ago, and created to have an awesome time playing party music from all eras at events that call for epic, universally loved covers; events such as weddings, private parties or a New Year’s show at the Rusty Nail in Stowe with SMOOTH ANTICS in a few weeks.”

While that statement satisfied most suspicions, not everyone was convinced.

Namely, unemployed rock journalist — and LESTER BANGS’ red-haired second cousin — CHESTER BANGS. Chester, who is best known for his definitive 2012

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BEN MADDOX, THE MOUNTAIN SAYS NO L: Black Rabbit, Red Flannel Hash NL: Wilco, Star Wars

2016: Grateful Dead cover bands will

finally gain traction in Vermont and be able to get gigs and stuff.

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2016: Memorial Auditorium will get the revamp that every music lover wishes for, and we’ll see a whole new slew of music acts that previously couldn’t fit in any room in Burlington.

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KNAYTE LANDER, OWNER, BUCH SPIELER RECORDS, STATE & MAIN RECORDS

ERIC GEORGE, SONGWRITER, HONKY TONK TUESDAY HOST

NL: Downtown Boys, Full Communism

L: Francesca Blanchard, deux visions NL: The Deslondes, The Deslondes

2016: The Light Club Lamp Shop has grown so fond in the heart of Burlington, we’ll soon be wed.

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Mountain Says No, JV NL: Iron Maiden, The Book of Souls 2016: With Maryse Smith moving on to Philadelphia and Kat Wright & the Indomitable Soul Band playing more and more out-of-town shows, Miriam Bernardo will release a stunning album and grab the title of queen of the Queen City.

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NL: Ghostface Killah, Sour Soul

2016: A new Rough Francis album.

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Lampshade On 2016: Kevin Bloom (Bloom Machine Photography, Kevin Bloom and the Static Circus, Radio Bean) is gonna be doing something crazy for the Burlington music

artistic expression is best valued in a nontransactional setting and will passionately choose to supplement marketplace musical expenses with other forms of support.

2016: Father John Misty will play at my wedding.

2016: All of my predictions would make me sound more bitter than I usually am, but I think and hope vinyl sales will continue to grow exponentially.

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L: Harder They Come, The Freak EP NL: Tuxedo, Tuxedo 2016: That Janet Jackson doesn’t cancel her February date in Boston, and that I can fulfill my dream of seeing U2.

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Shameless Light — man, I wish I had my vinyl copy. (Hint hint, Chorney.)

NL: Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp a Butterfly — man, I wish I had the vinyl for this. (Hint hint, family.)

2016: I predict that all my vinyl wishes will come true.

ERIC MAIER, MADAILA, FUTURE FIELDS

L: And the Kids, Turn to Each Other

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L: Anxiety Doktor, Demo 2015

2016: Vermont will become the “cabinwriting” getaway for a wide range of many excellent artists. I’m crossing my fingers that Springsteen at least drives through for some reason. Or flies over. Or flies near Vermont.

CAROLINE O’CONNOR, VEDORA, STEADY BETTY L: Michael Chorney & Hollar General,

Shameless Light

NL: Kurt Vile, b’lieve i’m goin down

2016: More Vermont bands will start incorporating backup dancers during their shows.

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L: And the Kids, Turn to Each Other

NL: Hamilton: Original Broadway Cast Recording (Go on. Fight me on this.)

2016: Chris Dorman wins the Grammy he so soundly deserves. Caroline Rose and Abbie Morin team up for a badass collection of country-rock duets.

Eric George’s machine surrounds environmentally irresponsible corporations and forces them to surrender. The DuPont Brothers create the Oscar-winning soundtrack for a smart, melancholy indie film. Francesca Blanchard becomes huge in Europe.

Robert Resnik, Mark Sustic and Pete Sutherland join forces to become Suthstnik, the wisest, kindest folk trio in history.

WILLOUGHBY MORSE, MADAILA, LITTLE SLUGGER L: Maryse Smith, The Way It Is

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roof but instead saw a vacant lot in Philly. We are currently raising money to build a new time machine. We’re not picky about the type. We just want to get back to the ’70s for fondue reasons, toothpick reasons and some other reasons, as well.

CB: Do you have plans to stick around for a while? Or will you be time travelin’ on after the Rusty Nail show? If so, where?

VN: Our goal is to get back to the ’70s as soon as possible. It was nice there. We were famous. People looked after us — cleaned up messes, disposed of our used toothpicks, brought us new toothpicks, picked up toothpicks that had fallen on the floor and handed them back to us because we weren’t done.

Thanks, Chester. Dynamite stuff, as always.

Moving on, the Medallions aren’t the only big show on the docket for New Year’s Eve. The local scene is positively bursting with fun stuff to ring in 2016.

Local sons of DEATH, ROUGH FRANCIS, headline a NYE bash at the Monkey House in Winooski. That’s cool news on its own. But the real story is the return of local fourth-wave ska punks HUSBANDS AKA, who open the show following a years-long absence. Welcome back, gents.

Speaking of ska, GANG OF THIEVES’ 2015 EP Mantra had a bit of a skankin’ vibe amid the band’s typical funk-fueled bombast. They’ll be getting horny (and funky) at Nectar’s. However, if reggae is more your speed, head upstairs to Club Metronome, where the MI YARD crew celebrates nine years of irie grooves.

At the Skinny Pancake in Burlington, local soul man JOSH PANDA and DJ STEAL WOOL present A New Year’s Eve Thriller. No, it’s not a mystery dinner theater — though that would be pretty cool. Rather, it’s Panda deploying his phenomenal pipes to cover MICHAEL JACKSON tunes.

Over at Higher Ground in South Burlington, local jam band TWIDDLE have inherited the coveted three-night NYE Ballroom run. That’s great for the band and its legion of fans. Though I have to add that I’m a little miffed because I predicted WAYLON SPEED were next in

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Last but not least, First Night Burlington has a particularly strong with JAH RED 9PM, 21+ local lineup this year. Highlights include KAT WRIGHT & THE INDOMITABLE SOUL BAND, RAY VEGA & TALES FROM THE BOOGIE DOWN, 11 P.M. 21+ GREGORY DOUGLASS BAND, the BLUEGRASS Sa.1.2 10 P.M. 21+ GOSPEL PROJECT, MYRA FLYNN, FRANCESCA 165 CHURCH ST, BTV • 802-399-2645 BLANCHARD, PRYDEIN, RED HOT JUBA, the DUPONT BROTHERS, CRICKET BLUE, KAT WRIGHT & BRETT HUGHES, GRACIE AND RACHEL, the 12v-zenlounge123015.indd 1 12/15/15 3:54 PM LEATHERBOUND BOOKS, OLD SKY, QUEEN CITY HOT CLUB, AUDREY BERNSTEIN and Madaila.

(See? the Medallions can’t possibly be Madaila.) Visit firstnightburlington.com for specific venues and show times. Oh, and happy New Year!

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VN: Like anything, a good fondue party is only as good as the cheese. And the birds. Gotta have the birds. Having a quality pot that maintains a consistent temperature is key. Otherwise, the oils are likely to separate out from the cheese(s) and cause all sorts of mess on your gold chains and/or chest hair and/ or box of toothpicks. A classy variation is to use the Swiss cheese Raclette and add boiled potatoes into the fold. An even classier variation is to have a small team of expert chefs making sure all of the culinary tasks are taken care of, so you can focus on the most important part of “fondue party” — the party. Back in the ’70s we had that.

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CLUB METRONOME: Dead Set: Re-creating 1983 Grateful Dead Performance at UVM’s Patrick Gym, 10 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

THE DAILY PLANET: Thomas Pearo (rock), 8 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: DJ Learic (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Ray Vega and Son De Los Montes (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom & Guests, 6 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Chris Heller (pop), 7 p.m., free. Caleb Jenkinson (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Sammich (rock), 7 p.m., free. DJ Pat (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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ZEN LOUNGE: Kizomba with Dsantos VT, 7 p.m., free.

Country-Rock Roadhouse, 10 p.m., $5. 18+.

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MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 10 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Lee Fields & the Expressions, DJ Luis Calderin (soul), 7 p.m., $35/45.

CLUB METRONOME: NYE Reggae Night: A Mi Yard 9 Year Anniversary with DJs Big Dog & Jahson, 9 p.m., $7.

stowe/smuggs area MOOGS PLACE: Dead Sessions Lite (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: Open Mic, 9:30 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

album recorded with local composer and songwriter Michael Chorney. Given Chorney’s ear for the ethereal, we can only imagine what he’ll do with Sam and Zack DuPont’s intricate guitar work, dovetailing harmonies and achingly beautiful melodies.

DuPonts kick the year off in style with an intimate show at the Good

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: #Oneness: A Conscious Dancehall Experience with Satta Sounds (reggae), 9 p.m., $5. AA. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Jahson’s Space Echo (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Mark Lavoie (blues), 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Twiddle, Soul Monde (jam), 8 p.m., $30/35. AA. Sold out.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Adam Reczek (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free. The NEKtones, Nadia Washington (soul, R&B), 9 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Rough Francis, Blowtorch, Husbands AKA, DJ C-Low (punk, ska), 8:30 p.m., $12/15.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Sequin Dance Party with DJ Disco Phantom, 9 p.m., free.

POSITIVE PIE (MONTPELIER): NYE with the House Band (funk), 10 p.m., $5.

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middlebury area CITY LIMITS: NYE Bash with DJ Earl, 9 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 10 p.m., $10.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Binger (jam), 9 p.m., $3.

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MOOGS PLACE: Dead Sessions Lite (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., $10.

RUSTY NAIL: The Medallions, Smooth Antics, DJ Rekkon (disco), 8 p.m., $20.

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ZEN LOUNGE: Toast of the Town with Fattie B (hip-hop), 7 p.m., $15/20.

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WHAMMY BAR: Nothing Quite Yet (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Toast (rock), 9 p.m., free.

Saturday, January 2.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Joe Zimmerman (standup comedy), 8:30 & 11 p.m., $15/20/30.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Sticks & Stones (rock), 9 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): A New Year’s Eve Thriller with Josh Panda, DJ Steal Wool (Michael Jackson tribute), 9:30 p.m., $20.16.

NORTH COUNTRY SALOON: New Years Even Bash with Barbie N’ Bones (rock), 8 p.m., free.

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Art Herttua & Ray Carroll (jazz), 6 p.m., donation.

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

While fans anxiously await that album, the

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Spags (house), 9 p.m., NA. DJ Dave Villa (hip-hop), 10 p.m., NA.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Pop-Up! New Queers Eve Dance Party, 9 p.m., $12/15.

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SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free. The Shanty Rats (folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

are primed for a big 2016. Most notably, they’ll be releasing a new

RED SQUARE: Aero Trio (rock), 4 p.m., free. Cats Under the Stars (Jerry Garcia tribute), 5 p.m., NA.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Blues Jam with Collin Craig Trio, 7 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: FUNhouse NYE: DJs Rob Douglas, Chia & Major Face (house), 9 p.m., $10.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Plastique Mammals (instrumental rock), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Dwight Richter (blues), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

Motown ONEday (soul, funk), 9:30 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

ZEN LOUNGE: Myra Flynn & Paul Boffa (neo-soul), 7 p.m., $5. Salsa Night with Jah Red (Latin), 9 p.m., $5.

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JASPER’S TAVERN: Wound for Sound NYE Party (DJ, karaoke), 9 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Osage Orange (rock), 8:30 p.m., free. Barbacoa (surf), 10 p.m., free.

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RED SQUARE: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Twiddle, Aqueous (jam), 9 p.m., $20/25. AA.

MONOPOLE: Jiggawaltz, Mister F (rock), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: D Jay Baron (EDM), 9 p.m., $5.

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Gneiss (rock), 7 p.m., free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free.

Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Gaviria/Andreas Guitar Duo, 7 p.m., free.

Battleboy Choir (rock), 8:30 p.m., free. Courters (rock), 10 p.m., free. Villanelles, Salem Wolves (indie rock), 11:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul, 6 p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5.

RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Joe Zimmerman (standup comedy), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15/20/30.

Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

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got jammy. Vultures of Cult got gloomy.

Doom Service got doomy. Apartment 3 got drunk. And Vedora signed off with a gorgeously bittersweet farewell.

Turning back the clock, proto-punk heroes Death offered something new on their first album of original material in 40 years. Eef kept the dream of the ’90s alive with their first record in two decades. Drowningman’s Javin Leonard released a post-rock master thesis but, in a sign of the times, did so via YouTube.

You could similarly make a convincing best-of list composed solely of local folk, country and Americana. Old Sky delivered a cloudy EP of rootsy twang.

Eastern Mountain Time showcased alt-country angst. The Leatherbound Books debut was tender and hopeful. Hungrytown ventured west. Tod Pronto left Nashville for the country.

The Woedoggies offered an unapologetic treatise on offbeat honky-tonk.

Banjo Dan and the Mid-Nite Plowboys dug into the vault for a comprehensive career retrospective.

From the trad scene, Pete’s Posse served up a multigenerational gem. Dale and Darcy went waltzing. And Jeremiah McLane unveiled a dreamy work.

As always, singer-songwriters were well represented in 2015. Eric George distilled whiskey-soaked blues cut with classic country. Shannon Hawley turned poetic and whimsical. Abbie Morin found solace in the shadows.

releases are rare. That didn’t stop house duo Harder They Come from getting freaky on their debut EP. Old friends are faring well in new places. From Brooklyn, Alpenglow closed the Vermont chapter of their story.

In San Francisco, Guthrie Galileo continued his stargazing. King of Nowhere ruled in Northampton. Hana Zara explored the North from the Midwest.

Caitlin Canty got reckless in Nashville.

Rapper Colby Stiltz came down to Earth in Florida. Aleck Woogmaster mellowed out in Portland, Ore. Vermont’s big names had big years.

And the Kids split time between Burlington and Northampton, causing the cities to turn to each other to see who gets custody. Anaïs Mitchell treated fans to a loving retrospective. Trey Anastasio reinvented the wheels. With front man Ryan Miller in Vermont, Guster discovered the secret to perpetual motion.

And the clock struck midnight on the Nocturnals as Grace Potter went solo.

If you made a best-of-2015 list with any combination of 10 albums from the preceding paragraphs, you’d get no argument from this critic. You’d also probably agonize over the records you’re leaving out, much as I have in making my own. Still, having too many good options to choose from is a wonderful problem to have. So it is that I present the 10 albums that stood out to my ears over the past 12 months. Call them the “best,” if you want. But I prefer to think of them simply as brilliant examples of another exceptional year in Vermont music.

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hy 10? Looking back on the voluminous number of Vermont recordings released in 2015, in an effort to divine which were “the best,” that’s the nagging question: Why 10? Sure, 10 is a round number. But it’s otherwise arbitrary. It’s also frustratingly limiting, especially when you consider the, ahem, record output in the local scene over the last several years. But it’s not merely an issue of quantity that makes settling on a top 10 problematic. The quality of local music, across the board, is at an all-time high, too. To wit…

You could make any number of legitimate 2015 top-10 lists choosing solely from the local rock scene. Indie darlings Villanelles made a triumphant return with a surprise EP, whetting our appetite for next year’s full-length.

Argonaut&wasp set a sunny new protocol for electro-rock on their debut. Phil Yates & the Affiliates’ aim was true on their sophomore record.

The Pilgrims shredded with punky nostalgia. Heavy Plains harked back to the heyday of grunge. Blahvocado explored classic indie jangle. Sleeping In nodded off with narcoleptic shoegaze.

Teenage sensations the Snaz ran away with our hearts. Mystery Points said hello and then goodbye.

The Tsunamibots unleashed a double dose of human-crushing robotic surf.

Gang of Thieves got horny. Tar Iguana

Rick Weinstein took us to the woodshed. Kristina Stykos went off the grid for her masterstroke. Pariah Beat’s Billy Sharff carried us home. Ryan Fauber and Django Koenig said goodbye.

After a few lean years, 2015 was a boon to jazz fans. Vocalist Audrey Bernstein seduced on a winning full-length. Hot Box Honey came out swinging with worldly flair. Gypsy-jazz vet Will Patton contemplated time and found that it’s still very much on his side. The Sneakers Jazz Band reissued a timeless local classic. Guagua guitarist Raphael Groten journeyed home along Will Ackerman’s imaginary road.

Experimental music enjoyed a similar renaissance in 2015, thanks to new local imprint Como Tapes and mysterious releases from Amelia Devoid and Harvey Bigman. Across the lake, Our Holy Orgasmic Cosmic Rays completed the next phase of … whatever it is they’re planning. Brattleboro’s Azfarat made noise, and lots of it. Max Pearl continued to confound. And scene stalwarts Lawrence Welks & Our Bear to Cross sent us one final postcard from the edge.

Puzzlingly, after a benchmark 2014, 2015 was a quiet year for releases in Vermont hip-hop. Producers such as Es-K and Loupo kept the beats flowing, though. And with the Lynguistic Civilians’ new record slated to drop in January following production delays, look for hip-hop to rebound in 2016.

Though the local electronic dance music scene boasts a wealth of talented DJs and producers, proper album

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Apothecary (rock), 5 p.m., free.

Tyme’s Up (rock), 9 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Espresso Brain-O (trivia), 7 p.m., $5.

FEMCOM (standup), 9 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Metal Outlaws (country), 7:30 p.m., free.

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THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Peter Krag (jazz), 11 a.m., free. Pete Sutherland & Tim Stickle’s Old Time Session, 1 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Audry Houle Band (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

Latin Sessions with Mal Maiz (cumbia), 10:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Comedy Double Header (standup, improv), 7 p.m., free.

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PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: DJ Earl (total requests), 9 p.m., free. City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

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NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

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FRANNY O’S: Kyle Stevens’ Happiest Hour of Music (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Kidz Music with Raphael, 11:30 a.m., $3 donation.

barre/montpelier

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Comedy Café Open Mic with Jade Marcotte, 8 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 8 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PHAT KATS TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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burlington

CLUB METRONOME: Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., free/$5.

DRINK: Drink Comedy Open Mic, 9 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Storytelling VT, 7:30 p.m., free.

Steven Goldberg (jazz), 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., free/$5.

18+.

RADIO BEAN: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6:30 p.m., free.

Ryan Fauber (folk), 9 p.m., free.

Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia, 7:30 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Godfather Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

MOOGS PLACE: Jason Wedlock (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

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burlington

THE DAILY PLANET: Lowell Thompson (alt-country), 8 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom & Guests, 6 p.m., free. After Funk, Annie in the Water (funk, rock), 10 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RED SQUARE: DJ Pat (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

18+.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: Open Mic, 9:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Hoppy (funk), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Colin McCaffrey & Friends (folk), 6 p.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV Thursdays, 3 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: John Smyth (folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area

MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 10 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Go With the Flow!

A Celebration of Improvised Hip-Hop, 9 p.m., $5.

CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Hot Pickin’ Party (bluegrass), 8 p.m., free.

DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free. Harder They Come (house), 10:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Dwight Richter (blues), 8 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass Thursday: Dojo, 9 p.m., $2/5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Jazz Sessions with Julian Chobot, 6:30 p.m., free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Jazz Sessions with the Ray Vega Quartet, 10:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Nobby Reed Project (blues), 7 p.m., free.

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CLUB METRONOME: ’90s Night with DJ Luis Calderin, 10 p.m., $5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Bonjour Hi (house), 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Tim McKenzie and Friends (folk), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Will Sellenraad Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free. Joe Adler & the Rangers of Danger (folk rock), 9 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Christie Belanger (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

High Hopes (rock), 8:30 p.m., free. Lefty Yunger and the Blues Crew, 11:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: D Jay Baron (EDM), 9 p.m., $5.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free.

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ZEN LOUNGE: Kizomba with Dsantos VT, 7 p.m., free.

Zensday College Night, 10 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Rue Snider (folk), 9 p.m., free.

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MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Life of the Party (improv comedy), 7 p.m., $5. Daily Grind (improv), 9 p.m., $5. Comedy Roulette (standup comedy), 11 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: The Woedoggies (blues), 7 p.m., free.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Jock Jams 2 with DJs Craig Mitchell & Jake Davis (’90s dance), 10 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Swale, Barbacoa (rock, surf), 8:30 p.m., $5.

Aflac commercials. He voiced Iago, the parrot in Disney’s Aladdin. He read from the erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey in a video that became a YouTube sensation in 2012. But Gottfried is much more than a funny voice. He’s an incredibly funny man. He’s been one of America’s most

ZEN LOUNGE: Salsa Night with Jah Red (Latin), 9 p.m., $5.

original and, at times, controversial standup comedians since the

chittenden county

1980s. Given his rakish wit and fearless aplomb, he’s a staple of the

BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free. Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

Friars Club roasts — google his riff on Donald Trump — and a true “comic’s comic.” On Friday and Saturday, January 8 and 9, Gottfried

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Sammich (funk, jam), 9:30 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

stowe/smuggs area

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Miriam Bernardo & Seth Eames (blues), 7:30 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs area RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with Top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

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p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5.

THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Gilbert Gottfried (standup comedy), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $25. Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Acoustic Brunch with Clare Byrne (folk), 11 a.m., free. Old Sky (country), 4 p.m., free. Jared Rabin (folk), 7 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

CLUB METRONOME: Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., free/$5.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime, Mighty Mystic, 7:30 p.m., $15/18/22. AA. JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Jeezum Crow (folk), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Windfall (rock), 5 p.m., free. Cyn City (rock), 9 p.m., free.

BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Amadis (metal), 10 p.m., free.

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ESPRESSO BUENO: Jazzyoke, 7:30 p.m., $5.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

stowe/smuggs area

FRANNY O’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: DJs Val & Phatrix (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Eric George (Americana), 8 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Will Sellenraad Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Triage (avant jazz), 10 p.m., free. Baked Goods (rock, jazz), 11:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

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outside vermont OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Swillbillie (punkabilly), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PHAT KATS TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Small Change (Tom Waits tribute), 6 p.m., free. Bella’s Bartok (gypsy punk), 10 p.m., $3.

NECTAR’S: Last Daze (acoustic rock), 7 p.m., free. Live Music, 9 p.m., NA.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Bootless & Unhorsed (rock), 5 p.m., free. Roy & the Wreck (rock), 9 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Danielle Hallisey (jazz), 7:30 p.m., donation. Become Lovable Problem Child (free jazz), 9 p.m., donation.

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VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Gilbert Gottfried (standup comedy), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $25. Comedy Roulette (standup), 11 p.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Abby Jenne & Doug Perkins (acoustic soul), 6 p.m., free. Live Music, 8:30 p.m., free.

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WHAMMY BAR: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 7:30 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: MMSC Gala with the Sugardaddies (rock), 6 p.m., free.

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THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM: Mothership Orchestra (rock), 10 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Comedy Double Header (standup, improv), 7 p.m., free.

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BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL & BURRITO CAFÉ: Bleeker & MacDougal (folk), 11 a.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Sunday Night Soul Kitchen (soul), 7 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Live Band Rock & Roll Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

DRINK: Drink Comedy Open Mic, 9 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 10:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Stephen Callahan Trio (jazz), 6:30 p.m., free. Eric George EP Release, Francesca Blanchard (folk, blues), 8 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

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JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom & Guests, 6 p.m., free. Live Music, 9 p.m., NA. RED SQUARE: DJ Pat (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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s many Vermonters know, small is beautiful. Yet small can also be limiting — particularly for artists, whose career vitality often depends on reaching, and responding to, broader audiences.

“How do we get people [to Vermont] to see the work that’s being made here?” asks Burlington City Arts curator DJ Hellerman in a recent conversation with Seven Days.

When he arrived at BCA in 2012, Hellerman identified a need for opportunities for artists to meet with external gallerists and arts professionals. And so BCA’s Visiting Critic Program was born. One of the curator’s early shows at the BCA Center, “Seat’s Taken” in 2013, included work on loan from the Progressive Art Collection. (Hellerman had previously worked for the Cleveland insurance company.) Having brought Progressive curator and former colleague H. Scott Westover to town for his BCA exhibit, Hellerman quickly recognized an opportunity to facilitate meetings between Westover and local artists.

Hellerman refers to Westover’s studio visits as a “quiet pilot” of the nowformalized series. The program aims to host three out-of-state art professionals per year, each giving a free public lecture and visiting several artist studios.

Artists who wish to participate are invited to submit work during an open call, and then both BCA and the visitor make their selections. Those who are chosen to meet with one critic are not eligible to meet with the one who visits immediately afterward, but they may otherwise apply as often as they like.

Most of BCA’s funding is allocated for the support of artists — as opposed to gallery owners, writers and the like — so, Hellerman says, the organization strives to maximize efficiency when introducing local artists to visiting critics.

Fostering these relationships on a lean budget generally means multitasking.

Case in point: In summer 2014, BCA worked with Laura Blereau, director of New York’s bitforms gallery, to host a solo show at BCA for new-media artist Björn Schülke. Blereau then returned to Burlington as a visiting critic in August, shortly after Schülke’s show ended. In January 2015, the Fleming Museum of

“Tented” by Steve Budington

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Art published the catalog Staring Back: On Picasso’s Demoiselles d’Avignon, which includes an essay by Blereau.

Fleming director Janie Cohen confirms that this relationship came about through the Visiting Critics Program.

“BCA has always been an incubator,” suggests Hellerman.

This year, the cycle of visits so far has included gallerist Harlan Levey and independent curator Ola Wlusek.

Levey, the founder of Brussels-based Harlan Levey Projects and a University of Vermont alumnus, met in November with Vermont artists Steve Budington, R. Elliott Katz, Abbey Meaker and Sarah O Donnell, and Sumru Tekin.

Wlusek recently relocated to the Toronto area after spending years as an independent curator in southern Ontario, including work at the Ottawa Art Gallery. Her background is in contemporary art theory and anthropology. In Burlington last month, Wlusek met with Katie Loesel, Toni-Lee Sangastiano, Seb Sweatman and Mary Zompetti.

Experiences with the visiting critics may differ, but participating artists uniformly express gratitude for the opportunity to see and be seen.

“Vermont is a bit of an outpost in terms of the art world,” says Budington.

He maintains his studio practice while teaching art at UVM, and met with two other BCA visiting critics before seeing Levey this year. Of the program, he says, “It’s a good opportunity to meet with people that are doing this in different cities and have different perspectives — it adds to the discourse of what’s happening here.”

Katz, who recently installed two public art commissions in downtown Burlington, says his visit with Levey gave him two things: “positive feedback and outside experience with marketplaces.” Additionally, Katz suggests that a non-local critic can more easily offer honest feedback. Levey, he says, readily critiqued aspects of the sculptor’s work that he thought were not working.

Meaker and O Donnell met with Levey not about their individual work but about their ideas for a series of nomadic installations called “Overnight Projects.” The critic, they say, helped them work out a game plan. “He asked some really great questions,” Meaker says. “He helped us look at the practical aspects.”

Sangastiano showed Wlusek a wide variety of her work, but says that “the most powerful part” of the visit was the

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CALL TO ARTISTS ‘VISIONARY CONSPIRACY’: Members of the Surface Design Association Vermont chapter are invited to apply for inclusion in SPA’s July/ August exhibition, which intends to incite compassion and beauty through deploying fiber artists to craft “extreme examples of exquisiteness” with threads, textiles, wool, needles and looms. Interested artists should submit proposals to Eve Jacobs-Carnahan at ejcarnahan@gmail.com by May 1. To join the SDA, visit surfacedesign.org. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Info, 479-7069.

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AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST: Ninth annual contest pays tribute to the social phenomenon of the selfie. Deadline: January 13, 6 p.m. Details at chaffeeartcenter.org. Chaffee Downtown Art Center, Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

ARTIST RESIDENCY: CARVING STUDIO & SCULPTURE CENTER: Sculptors are invited to apply for residencies from one week to three months, with access to comprehensive facilities for creating works in many mediums, as well as a stipend, housing and meals. Details at carvingstudio.org. Deadline: January 25. The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

‘ENCOUNTERING YELLOW’: Artists are invited to submit work that interprets and incorporates the color yellow.

Email applications to info@ studioplacearts.com or mail to Studio Place Arts, 201 N. Main St., Barre VT 05641. Deadline: February 20. Info, 479-7069.

MIC PLANTE AND MICHELLE SAYLES: Exhibition of work by the local artists in the center’s first-ever exhibition. Reception: Tuesday, January 12, 5-7 p.m.

January 12-February 12. Info, 888-492-8218. The Wellness Co-op in Burlington.

‘NAJAWA: A STORY OF PALESTINE’: A 45-foot “street comic” tells the story of a Palestinian woman’s life. Created by local artist Michelle Sayles in collaboration with artist and educator Jen Berger and Vermonters for a Just Peace in Palestine/ Israel. January 5-March 1. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE JR.: “Winooski Bridge,” series of acrylic paintings meditating on the local structure in different seasons and during different times of day. Reception: Friday, January 8, 5-8 p.m. January 2-31. Info, 859-8909. Red Square in Burlington.

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ARCHIVES’: To celebrate 10 years, the school presents original cartoon art from comic strips to graphic novels and celebrates a collection vital to its curriculum. Reception: Saturday, January 23, 3-5 p.m. January 19-February 12. ANDY FROST: “Paintings on the Tour for World Peace,” recent work by the local artist. Reception: Saturday, January 23, 3-5 p.m. January 19-February 20. ATHENA

‘SOFT BOMB BARRE’: Artists are invited to submit proposals for outdoor installations, “art explosions” involving fibers and intended to be a comforting, exhilarating form of art-as-resistance.

Email proposals to info@ studioplacearts.com. Deadline: April 1. Studio Place Arts, Barre. $10 application fee; free for SPA member artists. Info, 479-7069.

PETRA TASIOPOULOS: “Beyond...,” mixed-media works on paper by the local artist. Reception: Saturday, January 23, 3-5 p.m. January 19-February 20. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

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‘ALTERNATIVES’: Photographs and mixed media

by Tom Cullins and Kelly Holt. Reception: Thursday, January 7, 5-7 p.m. Artist talk: 6 p.m. January 7-March 1. CAROLINE MCKINNEY: “Humans and Other Animals,” watercolor portraits featuring a variety of subjects rendered by the local artist.

Reception: Thursday, January 7, 5-7 p.m. January 7-March 1. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

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‘WINTER AS PRISM OR PRISON’: Juried exhibition of local artists exploring the experience of winter in New England. Reception: Sunday, January 17, 1-3 p.m. January 15-March 26. Info, 247-4295.

Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

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‘CIVIL WAR 150’: Exhibition exploring how soldiers, presidents, freed slaves and families struggled to address the nature of democracy, citizenship and the human toll of civil war. January 1-18. Info, 457-2355. Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock.

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TOM FELS: “Light & Shadow: Cyanotypes and Drawings,” camera-less photographs and drawings by the Vermont artist based on a single subject: a tree in his garden. Reception: Thursday, January 7, 5-7 p.m. January 7-February 7. Info, 251-8290.

Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

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RED SQUARE NEEDS ART!: Busy establishment on Church Street currently booking monthlong shows for 2016.

All mediums considered.

Please contact Diane at redsquareart802@gmail. com. Red Square, Burlington, Through January 3. Info, redsquareart802@gmail.com.

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OPEN FARM AND STUDIO TOUR: The 10th annual Discover the Heart of the Islands invites artists to participate in an event July 9-10, taking place at community hubs across four island towns. Deadline: April 15. More information at openfarmandstudio.com.

Grand Isle Art Works. $50 early bird; $75 after February 15.

Info, 372-4556.

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CATHERINE HALL: “Paper Pieces and Works on Paper,” new works employing techniques derived from textile dyeing and batiking, monoprints, and abstract painting. Reception: Friday, January 8, 5-8 p.m. January 1-31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

ART FOR SWITCHBACK TAP ROOM: The brewery seeks local artists to showcase their work at 160 Flynn Ave., starting in March. Each selected artist will have a two-month exhibition

THE GALLERY AT LCATV: Lake Champlain Access Television s looking for artists to exhibit visual art at a spacious community media center in northern Colchester.

Artists must meet the criteria of LCATV membership (live, work or attend school in Colchester, Milton, Georgia, Fairfax, Westford, South Hero, Grand Isle or North Hero).

Exhibitions can be one, two or three months and include a reception. Group shows are welcome. Proceeds from any sales go to the artists. Lake Champlain Access Television, Colchester. Info, 862-5724.

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critic’s response to Sangastiano’s first and only installation piece, a relatively new work called “You See Me.” Made with projected screenshots, lights and hanging sheets of acetate, the piece arose from Sangastiano’s experience as a survivor of prolonged stalking. “This is an important one,” Sangastiano recalls Wlusek telling her. “You need to get it out into the world — people need to see this.”

After Loesel met with Wlusek, she says, “I added more things to my to-do list, in a good way.” The Richmond artist’s most recent work is loosely inspired by rock formations and glaciers; one of Wlusek’s suggestions was to explore artistic opportunities with research institutions that have a gem collection or other geologic focus.

The critic also gave Loesel a list of artists to check out. She says she came away from the meeting with “more momentum — like, Oh, I could try this and this and this.”

Next in the series will be Anaïs Castro, a Montréal critic and curator who has worked with the city’s Art Mûr gallery since 2013. She’ll arrive in April.

INFO “Mountain”

by Elliott Katz

1 - 2 - 3 - : MATH AND ART: Studio Place Arts seeks submissions of work that address the many concerns of both art and math. Details at studioplacearts.com. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Through April 15. Info, 479-7069.

with an opening reception on First Friday Art walk. If interested, email Dani Casey, dani@switchbackvt.com, with bio, art samples and preferred months. The Tap Room at Switchback Brewing Company, Burlington. Through March 1.

Info, 651-4114.

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f DIAN PARKER: “Homage: The Arc of Influence,” paintings by the Chelsea artist and writer.

Reception: Sunday, January 10, 4-6 p.m. January 10-March 6. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village.

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‘INVENTORY: NEW WORKS AND CONVERSATIONS AROUND AFRICAN ART’: Exhibition of newly acquired works from African artists in and beyond the continent, as well as non-African artists who address Africa in their works, including paintings, photographs, sculptures, drawings, ceramics and mixed media created during or since the 1960s. f ERIC AHO: “Ice Cuts,” paintings that present the simplicity and austerity of holes cut in ice, by the Vermont artist. Reception and artist talk: Friday, January 8, 5 p.m. January 9-March 13. Info, 603-646-2095. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. ‘NORMAN ROCKWELL IN THE 1960S’: Exhibition featuring 21 works that trace the artist’s transition to addressing national issues like democracy, freedom, justice, desegregation and civil rights.

January 16-April 3. Info, 518-792-1761. The Hyde Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y.

ART EVENTS FIRST FRIDAY ART: Dozens of galleries and other venues around the city open their doors to pedestrian art viewers in this monthly event.

See Art Map Burlington at participating locations.

Friday, January 1, 5-8 p.m. Info, 264-4839.

ART UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF KRISTEN M. WATSON: The local artist leads this group painting event in which participants create their own “Everything but the Brush” masterpiece to take home, using nontraditional tools. Ticket price includes materials and one drink. Nectar’s, Burlington, Monday, January 11, 6-8 p.m. $36.87.

Info, 859-9222.

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ARTIST TALK: JOHN MONTI: The Brooklyn-based sculptor and Pratt Institute professor speaks about his work. Lowe Lecture Hall, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, Tuesday, January 12, 8-9 p.m. Info, 635-2727.

at Brattleboro Museum & Art Center. This show presents a diverse grouping of complete drawings — not sketches or preliminaries

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“The Singing of the Soul Is the Nature of Art, Herself” by Hauptman.

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‘Drawing On, In, Out’ “The hand of the artist is readily apparent in a drawing,” says Mara Williams, chief curator

ART UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF EMILY MITCHELL: The local artist leads this group painting event in which participants create their own masterpiece to take home. Ticket price includes materials and one drink. Vin Bar & Shop, Burlington, Wednesday, January 20, 6-8 p.m. $36.87. Info, 859-9222.

‘MADE’: Work from 21 South End artists highlighting the wide variety of arts and making in the Enterprise Zone. ‘THE ARTS UNKNOWN’: SEABA-curated group exhibition with work including photography, painting, stained glass and drawing by local artists. Through December 31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

‘BEGINNINGS’: Thesis exhibition of recent Rhode Island School of Design graduates Cameron Breck, Jacob Sienkiewycz and Abigail Stoner, with work that asks how traditional ways of making and thinking fit into the modern world. Through December 31. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

‘BLUE-PLATE SPECIAL’: Color reproductions of midcentury food signs, which originally hung in the Woolworth’s on Church Street. Through December 31. Info, 318-2438. Red Square in Burlington.

‘BOOKBODY’: Juried group exhibition featuring work exploring the relationships between the book and the body, including artist books, installation, video and sculpture. Through January 26. Info, 735-2542. New City Galerie in Burlington.

— by Cristina de Gennaro, Terry Hauptman, Monique Luchetti, Craig Stockwell and Jane Sutherland. Exhibited together, the works attest both to drawing’s suitability for rendering intricate detail and to its infinite adaptability. Through February 8. Pictured: detail of

CHRIS ALLEY: “The Science of Flaws and Miracles,” works by the Burlington College professor. Through December 31. Info, 860-4972. Vermont Art Supply and Black Horse S.P.G. in Burlington.

‘GO FOR BROKE’: Works by Christy Mitchell and Benjamin Peberdy exploring excess and addiction in consumer culture. Through January 15. Info, 578-2512. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

‘HOLGA SHOTS’: Jordan Douglas presents a variety of square black-and-white darkroom prints, all produced with a $25 plastic camera. Through December 31. Info, 651-8834. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

HOWARDCENTER ARTS COLLECTIVE Select works from art collective members. Through February 29.

Info, 598-6698. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

JEAN CHEROUNY: “Fresh Daily,” new works from the Ripton painter. Through December 31. Info, 658-6016. Speeder & Earl’s Coffee, Pine Street, in Burlington.

JORDAN DOUGLAS: “Images of Havana,” darkroom photos of Cuba taken last January. Through December 31. Info, 864-2088. The Men’s Room in Burlington.

KAREN DAWSON: The winter 2015 featured artist presents new work. Through February 28. Info, 264-8191. Community Health Center of Burlington.

MAREVA MILLARC: “Shapeshifters,” a collection of new abstract paintings by the Vermont artist.

Through January 16. Info, 865-7166. Vermont Metro Gallery, BCA Center, in Burlington.

MATTHEW THORSEN: Works from the acclaimed Vermont photographer, including family photos, Vermont notables, and selections from his “Sound Proof” collection of rock performances and artists.

Through February 27. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington.

MAX FEHR: “Poemography,” original photographs paired with the artist’s poetry. Through December 31. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

‘NIGHTMARE APOLLO: ADVENTURES IN ASIA’: New photographs from southern Japan and other destinations in Asia by Robin Katrick. Through December 31. Info, 660-9005. Dostie Bros. Frame Shop in Burlington.

SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM: “Spacescapes,” new abstract paintings by the local artist, inspired by the natural world, chemistry, science and alchemy.

Through January 31. Info, 861-3155. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

‘SEX OBJECTS: PERSPECTIVES ON GENDER AND SEXUALITY’: An exhibition of everyday and ceremonial art and artifacts curated by 40 anthropology and art history students. Through May 22. Info, 656-0750. University of Vermont Fleming Museum of Art in Burlington.

ST. CHRISTOPHER: “Trajectory,” bold graphic paintings by the self-taught artist. Through January 4.

Info, 865-6223. Battery Street Jeans in Burlington.

TOM CULLINS: “A Creative Life,” retrospective of the work and legacy of the Burlington architect and fourth-generation Vermonter. Through January 16.

Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

TRINE WILSON: “Sand Wash Basin Wild Horses,” photographs taken in northwestern Colorado.

Through January 31. Info, 355-4834. The Swingin’ Pinwheel Café & Bakery in Burlington.

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Through December 31. Info, 316-4265. Firebird Café in Essex Junction.

FOCUS ON MT. MANSFIELD: Exhibition of six local photographers’ images of Mt. Mansfield. Through December 31. Info, 434-2550. Mt. Mansfield Community Television in Richmond.

H2O: Photographs that speak to the role of water in human life, selected by Gary Braasch. Through January 3. Info, 777-3686. Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction.

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LINDA DI SANTE: “The Nature of Things,” works in watercolor, graphite and pen and ink by the Vermont artist. Through February 28. Info, 985-8222. Shelburne Vineyard.

MILTON ARTISTS GUILD: Twenty artists share photographs that represent meaningful passageways in life. Through February 5. Info, lstech@ comcast.net. Milton Municipal Building.

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generation Vermonter, preparing supplies is an art form unto itself. Neddo forages his painting materials from nature,

using fibers, furs, berries, beeswax, mud, sticks and stones to render images of the landscape from which they came.

On his website, Neddo describes his holistic approach to art production as “unbelievably satisfying on a profound and even instinctive level.” Visitors can see the results of his labors at “Elements and Allies” at the Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield through January 30, where also available. Pictured: “Inky Cap and Sugar Maple,” made with mushroom ink and with a paintbrush of found cat whiskers, wild turkey feather and osage

‘VISIONS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN AND BEYOND’: Local landscape paintings by Carolyn Walton, Helen Nagel and Gail Bessette; pastels by Athenia Schinto and Betty Ball; and jewelry by Tineke Russell. Through December 30. Info, 985-8223.

Luxton-Jones Gallery in Shelburne.

ALMUTH PALINKAS AND JEANNE CARIATI: “Interface,” alabaster sculptures and works in fiber and watercolor. Through December 31. Info, 828-0749. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

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ART RESOURCE ASSOCIATION MEMBERS SHOW: The artist group celebrates its 40th year. Through January 2. Info, aggiesmee@tds.net. City Center in Montpelier.

‘CELEBRATE!’: A 15-year anniversary celebration of local arts featuring a wide variety of fine art and crafts by SPA member artists. Through December 31. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

CHARLES FISH: “Blue Ribbons & Burlesque,” photographs taken at Vermont country fairs.

Through July 1. Info, 479-8519. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier.

‘IN MINIATURE’ HOLIDAY EXHIBIT & SALE: Work from Newbury artists including paintings, prints, mixed media, fine art photographs, wood turning and wood carvings. Through January 5. Info, 866-5366. Tenney Memorial Library in Newbury.

JONATHAN VANTASSEL: “Wemosphere,” new abstract oil paintings by the Vermont artist.

Through December 31. Info, 828-5657. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

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NICK NEDDO: “Elements and Allies,” work made with wild-crafted art materials by the local artist and author. Through January 30. Info, 426-3581.

Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield.

‘OUTSIDER ART INSIDE’: Works from nine self-taught artists associated with Grass Roots Art and Community Effort. Through December 31. Info, 828-3291. Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier.

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Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

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‘BIRDS OF A FEATHER’: An exhibition exploring the illusory and deadly beauty of American wildfowl decoys, featuring models of 13 different bird species. Through May 1. ‘EYES ON THE LAND’: Installations, sculpture, paintings and photographs by 13 artists who were matched with 15 farms and forests conserved by the Vermont Land Trust over one year’s time. Artists include painters Mark Nielsen, Cameron Davis, Bonnie Acker, Charlie Hunter, Susan Abbott and Neil Riley; sculptors and multimedia artists Brian D. Collier, Dan Snow, Karolina Kawiaka and Gowri Savoor; and photographers Tyler Wilkinson-Ray, John Willis and Caleb Kenna. Through January 3. Info, 985-3346.

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‘SHADES OF RED’: Works by more than 30 Vermont artists, including photography, painting, stained glass and collage. Through December 31. Info, 899-4936. Jericho Town Hall.

ED EPSTEIN: “Friends and Stories,” recent paintings by the Montpelier artist. Through January 8. Info, 371-4100. Central Vermont Medical Center in Barre.

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‘PASSAGES’: A group exhibition featuring work

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‘ALTERNATIVE CAMERAS: PINHOLE TO PLASTIC’: Cameras have become more and more sophisticated. However, some photographers prefer to work with less sophisticated cameras, producing images that are direct and often quite lyrical.

Through January 15. Info, 388-4500. PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury.

‘WOMEN OF NORWICH: TRAILBLAZERS AND TORCHBEARERS’: Photographs, documents, uniforms and objects celebrating the women who were “first,” from the first ladies of university presidents to the first women in the Corps of Cadets and so-called nontraditional fields. Through December 31. Info, 485-2183. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield.

‘CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS’: Artworks and crafts by more than 45 artists working in wood, fiber, ceramics and glass; hundreds of items priced under $50. Through December 31. ‘CERAMICS: DECORATIVE & FUNCTIONAL’: Work by Vermont potters Judith Bryant, Laura Fall, Kileh Friedman and Ken Martin. Through February 29. Info, 877-3850. Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes.

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‘2015 LEGACY COLLECTION’: Landscapes painted by 25 living and 13 now-deceased artists that reflect the legacy of museum namesakes and artists Alden and Mary Bryan. ‘GEMS’: An exhibition of 135 small-format works by gallery members. Through December 30. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

‘FROM FARM TO FEAST’: Art, craft and photography by 22 local artists celebrating Vermont agriculture. Through December 31. Info, 388-1436. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury.

CRAIG MOONEY: “Featured Paintings,” semiabstract landscapes in oil. Through January 31.

Info, 253-1818. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe.

GREG BERNHARDT AND HANNAH SESSIONS: “Our Song,” landscape and farm-life paintings by the married artists. Through December 31.

Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery Mill Street, in Middlebury.

GABRIEL TEMPESTA: “Our World, Charcoals & Casein,” highly detailed paintings rendered from photos of the natural world. Through December 31.

Info, 253-8943. Upstairs at West Branch Gallery in Stowe.

MODEL TRAINS: Annual three-level model train diorama, running against a backdrop of the Green Mountains, painted by local artist Gayl Braisted. Through January 9. WARREN KIMBLE: “All-American Artist: An Eclectic Retrospective,” works by the internationally known Brandon artist, along with works from his own folk art collection. Through December 31. Info, 388-2117.

Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

RIVER ARTS PHOTO CO-OP: Images from 18 dedicated participants of the monthly photographers’ meetup. Through January 4. Info, 888-1261.

River Arts in Morrisville.

TOD GUNTER AVIATION ART: Illustrations currently include the F4U Corsair, a WWII fighter and the F-4 Phantom II, a fighter-bomber active in Vietnam.

More drawings and renderings are continually added. Through December 31. Info, 734-9971. Plane Profiles Gallery in Stowe.

‘PORTRAIT OF A FOREST: MEN AND MACHINE’: Contemporary images from Weybridge photojournalist George Bellerose presented alongside archival material from the logging industry.

Through January 9. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

mad river valley/waterbury BLAKE LARSEN: “Introducing Color,” abstract expressionist and abstract figure paintings.

Through January 18. Info, 583-5832. The Bundy Modern Gallery in Waitsfield.

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HOLIDAY GROUP EXHIBITION: Vermont artists Jason Boyd, Hope Burgoyne, Kate Cahill-Vansuch, Marilyn Gillis, Gloria Lynn, Shannon Morrison, Gerald Stoner and Sarah-Lee Terrat exhibit works in a variety of mediums. Through January 16. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frameshop in Waterbury.

JOHN BISBEE: “Branded,” wall-hung sculptures solely using hand-forged nails, reflecting the artist’s three-decade exploration of the material.

Through January 30. Info, 617-842-3332. Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield.

MARY HILL: New work by the local artist. Through December 31. Info, 496-5470. Three Mountain Café in Waitsfield.

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‘Go for Broke’ Money, addiction and the detritus of both are at the heart

of this two-artist exhibition at Burlington’s S.P.A.C.E. Gallery. Benjamin Peberdy’s collages satirize advertising with their recontextualization of found imagery; gallery owner Christy Mitchell’s mixed-media works are more pointed. An altar-like installation is a monument to both excess and the hope for more; among the evidence are strips of discarded lottery scratchers, which Mitchell also used as the basis of eight prints

‘THE ART OF GIVING -:- THE GIVING OF ART’: Art enthusiasts can shop from a selection of handcrafted, one-of-a-kind artwork, jewelry and other gifts. Through January 9. Info, 247-4295.

Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

ROY VESTRICH: “Papered Walls,” photographs evoking painterly abstraction that feature degraded posters, chipped walls, aged objects and natural formations found in Europe, China, Australia and North America. Through January 16. Info, 468-1266. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland.

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champlain islands/northwest DECEMBER FEATURED ARTISTS: Work by photographers Cassy and Frank McDonough and painters Natalie LaRocque-Bouchard, Pat Murphy and Martha Ohliger. Through December 31. Info, 933-6403. Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls.

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COLLECTIVE FALL SHOW: Hooked rugs by Janet Avery, jewelry by metalsmith Susan Riach, ornaments and whistles by Mary Stone and hand-molded beeswax candles by Vermont Honey Lights. Through December 31. Info, 457-1298.

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‘FEATHER & FUR: PORTRAITS OF FIELD, FOREST & FARM’: Portraits celebrating the beauty, intelligence and grace of animals by nine artists.

Through April 30. Info, 885-3061. The Great Hall in Springfield.

HOLIDAY PRINT SHOW: Prints by local artists, available for viewing and sale. Through January 30.

Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

‘ICE AGE MAMMALS IN THE MEADOW’: Outdoor exhibition of life-size sculpture by Bob Shannahan and Wendy Klemperer, featuring artistic renditions of a woolly mammoth, a short-faced bear, a North American camel, a dire wolf and an American lion.

Through April 30. Info, 359-5001. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee.

TOM SCHULTEN: Vivid works by the renowned Dutch painter of consensusism. Through December 31. Info, 457-7199. Artemis Global Art in Woodstock.

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‘BOXCARS: RAILROAD IMAGERY IN CONTEMPORARY REALISM’: Realist paintings with trains as subject, curated by Charlie Hunter. Through March 12. ‘DRAWING ON, IN, OUT’: Drawings by Christina de Gennaro, Terry Hauptman, Monique Luchetti, Craig Stockwell, Jane Sutherland and Scott Tulay. Through February 8. ‘SHEDDING LIGHT ON THE WORKING FOREST’: A multidisciplinary examination and celebration of the working forest featuring paintings by Kathleen Kolb, poetry by Verandah Porche and exhibition design by Mark O’Maley.

Through January 3. EVAN CORONIS: “Penumbra,” hexagonal forms made with unrefined industrial glass. Through March 12. LINN BRUCE: “Stories in Color,” vibrantly colorful paintings. Through January 3. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

‘THE BOWL, A CELEBRATION’: A collection of special and treasured bowls from the Tunbridge community and beyond, each accompanied by a story about its meaning to the owner. Organized by art teacher and potter Stephanie Loeffler, the show marks the establishment of a bowl lending library with pieces from local artists available for checkout. Through December 31. Info, 889-9404.

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‘CELEBRATING 65 YEARS “ON THE HILL”’: The arts center celebrates its 65th year at the Webster Estate with work from its permanent collection, as well as pieces from artist members. Through January 3. Info, 367-1303. Yester House Galleries, Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester.

JOSH BERNBAUM: Intricate blown glasswork by the Vermont artist. Through January 3. Info, 2518290. Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

TOM LEYTHAM: “The Other Working Landscape,” watercolors by the artist and architect depicting the remnants of Vermont’s 19th- and 20th-century industrial structures. Through December 31. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

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CHIP TROIANO: Photographs of landscapes from Patagonia to Vietnam. Through January 4. Info, 525-3366. Parker Pie Co. in West Glover.

LISA ESHLEMAN FOSTER: “Ancestors: Going Way Back,” a one-woman show. Through January 23.

Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

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‘HOT HOUSES, WARM CURVES’: Exhibition of Anda Dubinskis drawings, Peter Moriarty photography and colorfully painted shoes by Rick Skogsberg.

Through February 29. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

‘PULLED, PRESSED AND SCREENED: IMPORTANT AMERICAN PRINTS’: A survey of changes in American printmaking from the 1930s to the 1980s, featuring 51 prints by artists including Milton Avery, Dorothy Dehner, Helen Frankenthaler, Jasper Johns, Robert Motherwell, Anne Ryan and Andy Warhol. Through January 10. AUDREY FLACK: “Heroines,” drawings and prints from the world-renowned artist highlighting women neglected or demonized by history.

Through January 3. Info, 518-792-1761. The Hyde Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y.

CAMILLE HENROT: “Grosse Fatigue,” 13-minute video installation inspired by the concept of the encyclopedia, produced during a residency at the Smithsonian Institute. DANA SCHUTZ: An exhibition highlighting recent works by the influential painter. PATRICK BERNATCHEZ: “Les Temps Inachevés,” collected interdisciplinary works by the Québec artist, including drawings, photographs, film, sound pieces and installation, that together form a singular rumination on time.

Through January 10. Info, 514-847-6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art (MAC), CA. FALL HOSPITAL EXHIBIT: Work from six artists, including 11 monoprints from Shelburne-based Casey Blanchard. Through January 4. Info, 238-7767. Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center in Lebanon, N.H. ‘GEORGE S. ZIMBEL: A HUMANIST PHOTOGRAPHER’: Images from the collection of the documentary photographer covering 1953 to 1955, which includes his shots of Marilyn Monroe standing over the subway grate during the filming of The Seven Year Itch by director Billy Wilder.

Through January 3. Info, 514-285-2000. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

‘STUDENT ASSOCIATION COLLECTS: 2000-2015’: An exhibition of objects purchased by a group of students under the guidance of faculty. Through January 24. Info, 518-564-2474. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, N.Y. m

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ICK KISONAK: Hollywood is a pretty happy place right now, and the reason has nothing to do with holiday cheer. Rather, it has to do with sequels, remakes and reboots. And, more than anything else, with franchises. Largely on the basis of their grosses, 2015’s box office has already surpassed last year’s by 4 to 5 percent, according to Box Office Mojo.

Which is real money when you’re talking billions.

Those figures come from early December, with a highly anticipated new chapter of Star Wars and the vast majority of awards contenders yet to hit the cineplex. When the dust clears and the big ball drops on New Year’s Eve, movie industry history may have been made.

I find this both fascinating and a little sad. I’m old enough to remember when people complained about sequels and anything that smacked of studio corner cutting and profit gouging. I suspect today’s industry heads can’t believe their luck. Times change, and with them, audience preferences. For whatever reason, the current generation of moviegoers seems happy with Hollywood’s business plan.

Get this: Last month, AMBI Pictures announced it would remake Christopher Nolan’s 2000 breakout thriller Memento, and eyebrows went virtually unraised.

Studio head Monika Bacardi actually said in a press release, “We intend to … deliver a memorable movie,” and the Twitterverse didn’t go into oversnark.

Rather, viewers line up and shell out for sequels such as Jurassic World (the year’s No. 1 release at press time) and Furious 7 (No. 4), remakes like Poltergeist and Point Break, and the never-ending Marvel Universe franchises. The comicbook movie, with its endless menu of character combinations, has become a multibillion-dollar industry unto itself. Marvel has interrelated releases scheduled through November 2020.

Franchises are the future. One of these days, you and I could find ourselves writing a year-in-review piece composed of nothing else. Have you had that nightmare yet?

MARGOT HARRISON: Not yet, perhaps because there’s one thing I like about franchises: They’re long-form storytelling, and they force audiences to cultivate strong memories for complex narratives. I just wish those narratives didn’t involve so much smashing of CGI buildings.

I’ll just repeat what I say every year: Original, intelligent movies exist. If you want to see them anywhere but video on demand, leave your living room.

Patronize your local art house or film series, and then give the manager or organizer a list of other movies you’d love to see there. We have it in our power to prevent theaters from becoming the exclusive domain of 3D blockbusters. And I know plenty of young folks who believe in that goal.

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RK: I got a charge out of the range Brad Pitt displayed in the two roles he played this year — an alcoholic writer in By the Sea and a financial wiz in The Big Short.

I felt likewise about the eerie moment in The Hateful Eight when Tim Roth channels Christoph Waltz. Michael Fassbender was great in Steve Jobs, as was Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant. But I’ve got to go with the tag team of Paul Dano and John Cusack, who between them produced a hauntingly perfect portrayal of Brian Wilson in Love & Mercy. This was one time a split personality was a good thing.

MH: For me, this was the year that produced a wealth of stunning female performances, from Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett in Carol to Saoirse Ronan in Brooklyn to Nina Hoss in Phoenix to Emily Blunt in Sicario. But my favorite is

Brie Larson’s portrayal of the alternately tender, angry and desperate young mother in Room.

Most Annoying Performance

RK: Diane Keaton (Love the Coopers), Sean Penn (The Gunman) and Ted, voiced

by Seth MacFarlane (Ted 2), spring to mind. But really, nothing was quite as annoyingly awful as Deanna Dunagan’s overthe-top Nana in M. Night Shyamalan’s latest letdown, The Visit.

CAN’T A NOT-SPECIAL BOY OR GIRL SAVE THE WORLD FOR ONCE? MH: I liked Sharlto Copley in District 9.

But as the whiny voice of the childlike robot Chappie, he made me want to flip a switch, undermining the film’s message

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Best Comedy

RK: The Martian. Just kidding, though “Musical or Comedy” is the category in which the Hollywood Foreign Press Association has nominated the film for a Golden Globe. Alongside Trainwreck and Spy — which, I’m pretty sure, makes the Golden Globes themselves the year’s best comedy. My own honorable mentions go to While We’re Young and Mistress America (it was a very good year for Noah Baumbach). But for all-out, anything-goes laughs, no other comedy came close to Sisters.

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FOR ALL-OUT, ANYTHING-GOES LAUGHS, NO OTHER COMEDY CAME CLOSE TO SISTERS. MH: Mad Max: Fury Road. I wasn’t expecting a belated entry in this franchise to be my favorite action movie of the year, possibly of the decade. But George Miller’s return to the postapocalyptic desert was just that extreme, quirky and exciting.

Film So Forgettable I Didn’t Remember Seeing It Until Compiling This YearEnd Review

RK: The Lazarus Effect. What’s to remember about this derivative riff on reanimation? Mark Duplass and Olivia Wilde play Frank (get it — Frankenstein?) and Zoe, a pair of lovestruck researchers working on a serum for bringing back the dead. Which is a tad ironic, given what a lifeless, mindless mess this is.

MH: It takes me a few years to forget a movie’s existence. But virtually the only thing I remember about The Transporter Refueled is the crime crew of former prostitutes who disguise themselves by donning identical dresses and wigs like an homage to Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love” video.

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RK: The Hateful Eight. Hey, Quentin Tarantino is a genius, no argument there. His two preceding films rank with his finest. But all winning streaks come to an end. The auteur’s latest has its moments, but most of the ones in its bloated, pokey, super-talky running time honestly rank with Jackie Brown and Death Proof.

This is self-indulgent, second-rate Tarantino.

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MH: The D Train was a cringe comedy with a daring premise that I wanted to love. Unfortunately, most of the cringes ended up coming from the filmmakers’ one-note conceptions of their characters.

RK: Jason Segel’s subtly powerful portrayal of David Foster Wallace in The End of the Tour. I was flabbergasted. From last year’s Sex Tape to this? Who saw this sensitive, credible, funny, amazingly layered performance coming? It’s easily one of the year’s best and deserved far more recognition than it received.

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RK: Get Hard and Hot Pursuit disappointed. Ted 2 achieved a level of repellency I wouldn’t have imagined possible based on the original. Irrational Man told the story of a tortured philosophy professor so tedious it was torture to sit through (it was a very bad year for Woody Allen). For sheer kill-me-now lameness, however, nothing held a Christmas candle to Love the Coopers.

I’m all for marriage equality, with one exception: There ought to be a law against certain movie marriages, and the union of Diane Keaton and John Goodman is the test case I’d use to argue the matter before the Supreme Court. Slam dunk.

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MH: You want to talk bloated? Emmanuel Lubezki’s cinematography for The Revenant deserves awards, but in other respects, I found Alejandro González Iñárritu’s latest to be an overlong, overwrought, self-important movie with a weak storyline. Go to admire the exquisite landscape shots and a few set pieces.

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RK: Room wasn’t Jacob Tremblay’s first movie performance, but it’s the 9-year-old’s breakout. The young Canadian is ridiculously convincing in the role of a boy who’s spent his entire life locked with his mother in a small space. The gamut of emotions and reactions Tremblay handles would have been crazy impressive for an actor many times his age. Scary film. Scary-good acting for a kid who hasn’t even turned 10.

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MH: Soulful coming-of-age movies are a dime a dozen, but Bel Powley brings a new kind of honesty and verve to The Diary of a Teenage Girl. Neither a wallflower nor a Lolita, her Minnie is hungry for life, charismatic and defiantly herself. I hope we see this British actress more often.

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RK: OK, Laurie Anderson is not exactly a new name.

She’s been one of the most prominent names in performance art since the ’70s. What she’s new at is feature filmmaking, and her debut, Heart of a Dog, has been winning awards and blowing minds since its premiere at the Telluride Film Festival in September. It’s even been short-listed for an Oscar. The experimental documentary/drama/essay film is a one-of-a-kind rumination on everything from the deaths of Anderson’s husband, Lou Reed, and her pet rat terrier, Lolabelle, to the nature of memory and life in a post-9/11 surveillance state. As you might imagine, the soundtrack’s not too shabby, either.

where Vin Diesel is the face of a global multibillion-dollar franchise? But the movie whose success mystified me the most was Jurassic World. Sure, it was a couple hours of CGI summer fun. But the fourth in the Jurassic Park series lifted whole chunks verbatim from the first, the story line was essentially the same and the ending was a dino-size rip-off. How that translated into more than a billion and a half dollars worldwide is beyond me.

MH: I guess I can understand why Minions stands at No. 5. Kids love those little chaotic yellow guys, and I hear they make good Facebook memes or something. But San Andreas (No. 19), a disaster movie without a single original idea, really shouldn’t be occupying the space above Mad Max.

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RK: Given that it was made by Paolo Sorrentino, whose The Great Beauty took the Best Foreign Language Film Oscar last year, I’m surprised there’s been so little love for Youth. Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel are great as old friends looking back at their lives. It’s got one of the year’s best scripts, is gorgeously shot in the Alps and has a soundtrack by Pulitzer Prize-winning composer David Lang. No. 240 on Box Office Mojo’s 2015 list — come on!

MH: Youth hasn’t had a chance yet. It’s only been in limited release for three weekends (at press time). But Guillermo del Toro’s Crimson Peak was a bona fide domestic flop at No. 73. I wouldn’t recommend the movie to anyone for its story, but oh, what a gorgeous, overheated, gothic concoction it is. The costumes alone, if you like that sort of thing, are worth the rental price, and Jessica Chastain wears them while consuming whole roomfuls of scenery.

MH: David Robert Mitchell, writer-director of The Myth of the American Sleepover (2010) and It Follows, one of my favorite movies of 2015. Though one of those films is technically a coming-of-age drama and the other is horror, they’re more alike than you’d think — both moody, haunting and indelible.

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RK: I’m unclear on how Taken 3 (No. 30) made the list of the year’s 30 top-grossing films, according to Box Office Mojo. And I’ve got to admit, the appeal of Furious 7 (No. 4) eluded me. Who expected we’d one day live in a world

RK: Easy: Anomalisa by Charlie Kaufman. Stop-motion animation, graphic sex and a motivational speaker undergoing an existential crisis. Need I say more?

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MH: The screenplay for Inside Out was clever and moving enough to charm both kids and their parents. I loved the comic acumen with which The Big Short sexed up dull-as-dirt financial concepts. And Ex Machina’s twisty script helped revive brainy science fiction.

Most Formulaic, Cliché-Infested Screenplay

RK: Back in July, I wrote, “OK, it’s official: Worst Movie of the Year … it’s simply inconceivable that a studio will release a more derivative, witless, ineptly crafted or cynically conceived piece of cinematic manure than The Gallows.” Turns out I actually ended up seeing something worse. But this was bad. Totally brain-dead. Highest cliché count of the year.

MH: Open letter to Aaron Sorkin: Please stop writing movies that preach to us about how tech entrepreneurs really just want to be loved. I know this is an unpopular opinion, but very little of the dialogue in Steve Jobs rang true to me as anything that could be uttered by human beings in the situations depicted. (Yes, Steve Jobs is way less formulaic than, say, Fifty Shades of Grey. But we expect a lot more than that from a Sorkin script, or at least we used to.)

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RK: Beasts of No Nation, no contest, if it hadn’t featured

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RK: I wasn’t as crazy about Grandma as a lot of critics were, but it did remind me that the movies could use a lot more Lily Tomlin.

MH: I agree! Also, the Streep daughters. This year, Mamie Gummer was an intensely rageful presence alongside her mom in the uneven Ricki and the Flash, making me want to see her in a lead role.

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RK: I hate to keep dumping on Diane Keaton, but my God. Has there been another actress who’s so blithely trashed a significant film legacy? From Annie Hall, The Godfather and Reds to Because I Said So, And So It Goes and The Big Wedding. If she’s going to be such consistently chuckleheaded company, I’d rather not have her around.

MH: “Chosen one” characters — a trend that reached its nadir with the cynical revision of Peter Pan into the loud, pandering, unmagical Pan. Must everyone be Harry Potter or Luke Skywalker? Can’t a not-special boy or girl save the world for once?

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one familiar face — that of Idris Elba. So I guess I’ll go with Heart of a Dog. MH: Tangerine, a dynamic little LA indie with two trans actresses in the lead roles. It’s a comedy (sometimes) about a Christmas Eve revenge mission.

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MH: Sandra Bullock tried to stretch her range with Our Brand Is Crisis, while Billy Bob Thornton played to type,

RK: This was a phenomenal year for documentaries.

How often do you see films as fabulous as The Look of Silence, Listen to Me Marlon, Heart of a Dog, Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief and Best of Enemies all released in the same 12 months? Not to mention that Michael Moore is back (Where to Invade Next). Even in a field this extraordinary, however, Amy stood out.

MH: The Look of Silence is an essential sequel to The Act of Killing — together they give a fuller picture of a place where atrocities are neither disowned by the perpetrators nor forgiven by the survivors. It’s also tenser than any action thriller.

Most Disposable Movie Franchise

MH: As a horror fan, I beg for the end of the Insidious and Paranormal Activity series. They started with juice, but the scares are long gone, and they lack the camp appeal that helped render Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers undying.

Worst Picture

RK: Love the Coopers wasn’t just the year’s lamest comedy, it was the lamest movie, period. Technically, I gave The Letters an even worse review, but the pope just made Mother Teresa a saint, and I don’t want to go to hell.

MH: The MTV time-travel found-footage movie Project Almanac, which came across as a 10-year-old’s attempt to mash up Back to the Future with Primer after sleeping through most of both. And I like the found-footage format.

Best Picture

RK: Spotlight is one of the great newspaper movies of all time, a film on par with All the President’s Men. In this automatic awards contender from director Tom McCarthy, Mark Ruffalo, Rachel McAdams, John Slattery, Liev Schreiber and Stanley Tucci do some of the most impressive work of their careers. Michael Keaton is so good he’s looking at the possibility of back-to-back Oscar nominations. Finally, the film tells a sad but true story that no one who sees it will ever forget.

MH: My favorites of this year are films in the spirit of noir — highly stylized, dread-soaked tales of the devastation that can result from the workings of complex systems that are rotten at the core. In The Big Short, it’s the American financial system, and the film’s “heroes” are actually scoundrels who find a way to profit from the collapse. In Sicario, it’s the drug war, and Emily Blunt is the heroine whose ideals are no match for reality. Roger Deakins’ expressive cinematography gives the latter the edge for me. But both movies strike exactly the right balance of meaty procedural detail and cinematic flair.

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that have limited your ability to get the spicy sweetness you deserve. Are you up for the fun challenge? Be horny for deep feelings. Be exuberantly aggressive in honoring your primal yearnings. Use your imagination to dream up new approaches to getting what you want.

The innovations in intimacy that you initiate in the coming months will keep bringing you gifts and teachings for years to come.

In his essay “The Etiquette of Freedom,” poet Gary Snyder says that wildness “is perennially within us, dormant as a hard-shelled seed, awaiting the fire or flood that awakes it again.” The fact that it’s a “hard-shelled” seed is a crucial detail. The vital stuff inside the stiff outer coating may not be able to break out and start growing without the help of a ruckus. A fire or flood? They might do the job. But I propose, Capricorn, that in 2016 you find an equally vigorous but less disruptive prod to liberate your dormant wildness. Like what? You could embark on a brave pilgrimage or quest. You could dare yourself to escape your comfort zone. Are there any undomesticated fantasies you’ve been suppressing? Unsuppress them!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In ancient times, observers of the sky knew the difference between stars and planets. The stars remained fixed in their places. The planets wandered around, always shifting positions in relationship to the stars. But now and then, at irregular intervals, a very bright star would suddenly materialize out of nowhere, stay in the same place for a while and then disappear. Chinese astronomers called these “guest stars.” We refer to them as supernovae. They are previously dim or invisible stars that explode, releasing tremendous energy for a short time.

I suspect that in 2016, you may experience the metaphorical equivalent of a guest star. Learn all you can from it. It’ll provide teachings and blessings that could feed you for years.

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fast. Once it hatches, it eats constantly for three weeks. By the time it spins its cocoon, it’s 10,000 times heavier than it was in the beginning. On the other hand, a mature, 60-foot-tall saguaro cactus may take 30 years to fully grow a new side arm. It’s in no hurry.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In many cases, steel isn’t fully useful if it’s too hard. Manufacturers often have to soften it a bit. This process, which is called tempering, makes the steel springier and more malleable. Car parts, for example, can’t be too rigid. If they were, they’d break too easily. I invite you to use “tempering” as one of your main metaphors in 2016, Sagittarius. You’re going to be strong and vigorous, and those qualities will serve you best if you keep them flexible. Do you know the word “ductile”? If not, look it up. It’ll be a word of power for you.

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The sky calls me,” wrote Virgo teacher and poet Sri Chinmoy. “The wind calls me. The moon and stars call me. The dense groves call me. The dance of the fountain calls me. Smiles call me, tears call me. A faint melody calls me.

The morn, noon and eve call me. Everyone is searching for a playmate. Everyone is calling me, ‘Come, come!’” In 2016, Virgo, I suspect you will have a lot of firsthand experience with feelings like these. Sometimes life’s seductiveness may overwhelm you, activating confused desires to go everywhere and do everything. On other occasions, you will be enchanted by the lush invitations and will know exactly how to respond and reciprocate.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the 19th century, horses were a primary mode of personal transportation. Some people rode them, and others sat in carriages and wagons that horses pulled. But as cities grew larger, a problem emerged: The mounting manure left behind on the roads. It became an ever-increasing challenge to clear away the equine “pollution.”

In 1894, a British newspaper predicted that the streets of London would be covered with nine feet of the stuff by 1950. But then something unexpected happened: cars. Gradually, the threat of an excremental apocalypse waned. I present this story as an example of what I expect for you in 2016: a pressing dilemma that will gradually dissolve because of the arrival of a factor you can’t imagine yet.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The longest river in the world flows through eastern Africa: the Nile. It originates below the equator and empties into the Mediterranean Sea. Although its current flows north, its prevailing winds blow south. That’s why sailors have found it easily navigable for thousands of years. They can either go with the flow of the water or use sails to harness the power of the breeze. I propose

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(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Frederick the Great was King of Prussia between 1740 and 1786. He was also an Aquarius who sometimes experimented with eccentric ideas. When he brewed his coffee, for example, he used Champagne instead of water. Once the hot elixir was ready to drink, he mixed in a dash of powdered mustard.

In light of the astrological omens, I suspect that Frederick’s exotic blend might be an apt symbol for your life in 2016: a vigorous, rich, complex synthesis of Champagne, coffee and mustard. (P.S. Frederick testified that “Champagne carries happiness to the brain.”)

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(Feb. 19-March 20): My Piscean acquaintance Arturo plays the piano as well as anyone I’ve heard. He tells me that he can produce 150 different sounds from any single key. Using the foot pedals accounts for some of the variation. How he touches a key is an even more important factor. It can be percussive, fluidic, staccato, relaxed, lively and many other moods. I invite you to cultivate a similar approach to your unique skills in 2016. Expand and deepen your ability to draw out the best in them. Learn how to be even more expressive with the powers you already possess.

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(April 20-May 20): The coming months look like one of the best times ever for your love life. Old romantic wounds are finally ready to be healed. You’ll know what you have to do to shed tired traditions and bad habits

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The silkworm grows

that we make the Nile your official metaphor in 2016, Scorpio. You need versatile resources that enable you to come and go as you please — that are flexible in supporting your efforts to go where you want and when you want.

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Koenig defines it as being a seemingly mundane phase of your life that is in fact a turning point. Major plot twists in your big story arrive half-hidden amidst a stream of innocuous events. They don’t come about through “a series of jolting epiphanies,” Koenig says, but rather “by tiny, imperceptible differences between one ordinary day and the next.” In revealing this secret, I hope I’ve alerted you to the importance of acting with maximum integrity and excellence in your everyday routine.

abundance of interesting lessons in 2016.

You will be offered teachings about a variety of practical subjects, including how to take care of yourself really well, how to live the life you want to live and how to build the connections that serve your dreams. If you are even moderately responsive to the prompts and nudges that come your way, you will become smarter than you thought possible. So just imagine how savvy you’ll be if you ardently embrace your educational opportunities. (Please note that some of these opportunities may be partially in disguise.)

From what I can tell, Leo, 2015 was more like a silkworm year for you, whereas 2016 will more closely resemble a saguaro. Keep in mind that while the saguaro phase is different from your silkworm time, it’s just as important.

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I have a brother who is dating someone so completely awful and evil, and I hate her. She talks shit behind his back. She is manipulative and tries to keep us away from him. She is also into drugs and a bad influence on him. They’ve been together on and off for a while, and it sucks. She stalks his exes and makes anyone who cares for him uncomfortable. It feels like she has full control over him, and I don’t know what to do. He says she is his soul mate, but I want my brother back.

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All you can do is tell him how you feel. And then you have to let him figure it out.

I know that is so hard to do. You’re his sibling, and you love him and feel you know what’s best. But, sadly, your love for him might not change things. In fact, there’s a good chance it won’t.

When you talk to your brother, be gentle but specific. Don’t just call her names; cite examples of how and when she’s been manipulative, and explain how you feel he’s changed since they got together.

Let him know that you have his best interests at heart, and ask to hear his point of view. You might not know the full story.

You can take it a step farther by saying that you can’t support his relationship with her and will keep your distance as long as she is in the picture. Just know that this approach could backfire: He might choose her, and you’ll lose your brother — for a while or even for good. Even if he understands your concerns, he may not be ready to let her go.

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Staying silent does neither of you any good. If you were in a similar situation, you’d want him to be there for you, right? To reach out if he thought you were in danger? Be the loving sibling you’d want him to be, and hopefully he will see the light.

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WINE WONDER WOMAN IN WATERBURY Curvy beauty in glam glasses: You suggested a Fermint that blew my mind while I was distracted by a cascade of auburn locks. Let’s go somewhere quieter and enjoy something bubbly; you can let your hair down in more ways than one. Love your style, but love it more on the floor. Smile at this lanky redhead sometime.

When: Friday, December 11, 2015. Where: Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913295 AFTERNOON AT THE WATERFRONT DOG PARK You: with your partner/friend and two pups at the waterfront dog park in Burlington. I wish I had told you that I appreciated our talk. I’ve been having a hard time lately, and it was so refreshing and pleasant to make simple small talk with someone who doesn’t know about or is related to my anxiety. Thank you! When: Monday, December 14, 2015. Where: Waterfront Dog Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913294 HANDSOME MAN AT GROCERY CHECKOUT We were in line together on a Sunday morning. You were in front of me. We exchanged smiles, and it made my day. Thank you to you and your yellow lab.

When: Sunday, November 29, 2015. Where: Essex Price Chopper. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913293 FERRISBURGH MOBIL My day definitely got better! What you did was very sweet and definitely made a difference! Thank you!

When: Wednesday, November 18, 2015. Where: Ferrisburgh Mobil. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913292 PLANE RIDE WITH HER DOG You were seated next to me wearing a hoodie, coming back to Vermont for the holidays from New Orleans with your lab.

When: Saturday, December 12, 2015. Where: plane. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913291 REDHEAD AT CITY MARKET, SAT. I was talking to a friend by the salad bar. You were walking away from the deli, and we made eye contact for a while. I fantasized about asking you out for the rest of the day.

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When: Saturday, December 12, 2015. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913290

HARVEST MARKET, STOWE Your eyes and personality are awesome. If you read this, you will know exactly who you are and who I am. When: Friday, December 11, 2015. Where: Harvest Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913288 HITCHIN’ A RIDE Will, you picked me up last week and were kind enough to bring me all the way to my mechanic.

I really enjoyed talking with you, and I regret hopping out of your car without telling you so. If you feel the same, perhaps we can meet again?

When: Thursday, December 3, 2015. Where: in your jeep. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913287 MONTPELIER POST OFFICE, THURSDAY AFTERNOON My hands were full of packages. You opened the door, around 2:30 p.m. I appreciated the chivalry — but really appreciated the spark. If you are available to follow up on the spark, let me know. I wish I’d said more than thanks! I should have turned around. Maybe we can change that. Chance encounters! When: Thursday, December 10, 2015. Where: Montpelier post office. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913286 HUNGER MTN COOP, WED. MORNING A split-second leap into the unknown of Lalita Lila Linda’s love laboratory: How can a single spark of a glance have such long-lasting effects? When may I look into your eyes again? When: Wednesday, December 2, 2015. Where: Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913285 DECEMBER 7 I can’t take my eyes off of you whenever you’re around. You look like wildflowers and sunshine, and you have the most incredible storm-gray eyes I’ve ever seen. Happy half birthday, pretty girl.

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BUY YOU A CUP? I have not seen you in a while, but I still make my way to my favorite coffee spot in hopes of seeing your red truck. You: tall, quiet, dark-haired quarter-of-seven coffee consumer. Me: short, giggly, curly dark hair 10-of-seven coffee crazy, often with my ginger coworker. I am intrigued by your friendly, handsome face. Coffee? When: Friday, November 20, 2015. Where: Colchester CoffeeFields. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913282 VIBES AT NO. 9 You were working at the antique shop in the back. I was pretending to be interested in some pillows, but really I just wanted a chance to chat with you after exchanging smiles. I had a swimming pool-print bag and probably flushed cheeks. Meet me for a beverage? When: Tuesday, December 8, 2015. Where: back of No. 9 Boutique, Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913281 UPPER DECK PUB, WINDJAMMER To the beautiful brunette with glasses who walked by me and gave me a look before you left: You should have said hi. You are beautiful, and if you ever wanna talk, I hope you see this. I would love to meet you. When: Monday, December 7, 2015. Where: Upper Deck Pub. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913280 BICYCLE SUMMER SMILE I’d just gotten back from a long trip and landed on my sister’s porch with my backpack and a G&T. It was a euphoric summer morning, and then you coasted by and flashed us a smile.

I’ll never forget that moment, radiant bicycle girl. When: Friday, May 30, 2014. Where: East Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913279 U-MALL PACKERS FAN We chatted briefly while you were shopping for your twin brother, and I was hoping I’d run into you again on Saturday. I didn’t, though, so I-Spy it is.

When: Saturday, December 5, 2015. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913277

COSTCO BLIND DATE With a bag of dog food and a flannel in your cart, you sat and ate lunch as I approached. We shared a few glances — your handsomeness made me nervous. I tried to sit at your table, but it seems you may have been off to work. How about a proper “hello”? When: Thursday, December 3, 2015.

Where: Costco. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913275 GURUS KNOW BEST! Sweet, sweet reminders of Vermont and of friendship. Thank you, my loving, thoughtful, brilliant, extraordinary friend. Distance may not make the heart grow fonder, but Seven Days and Vermont-grown rice care packages certainly can!

“One does not become a guru by accident.” —James Fenton. When: Tuesday, December 1, 2015. Where: Charlotte. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #913274 CUMBERLAND FARMS, PINE ST. We chatted about how young we weren’t. I’d love to chat more. You have beautiful eyes. When: Wednesday, December 2, 2015. Where: Cumby’s, Pine St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913273 RED AUDI, ST. J I spy sideways glances from an absolutely stunning vision of earthly delights. Your smile melts me.

The compliment you gave me at the party still plays over and over in my mind. You little devil.

I was never given a chance. When: Monday, November 9, 2015. Where: going in the wrong direction. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913272 SIERRA TRADING CURLY, LONG-HAIRED BLONDE You bought the same pair of boots for your son as I had for myself. Kicked myself for not asking if you’d like to get together for coffee or a drink.

Hope you see this and would like to. When: Tuesday, November 24, 2015. Where: Sierra Trading Co. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913271 YOU MAKE EVERYONE SMILE Every time I go in and you are working, I know I will leave with a smile on my face. Whether it’s something you say or flashing those big brown eyes and gorgeous smile, you know how to make a girl’s day. Just wanted to let you know it doesn’t go unnoticed or unappreciated. ;) When: Sunday, December 6, 2015. Where: Trader Joe’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913278

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GOLDEN AXE PLAYER 1 Last night you were at Tilt with your son and let me join you for a game of Golden Axe. Afterward, you gave me your last game token before leaving for the night. Wanna let me be your Player 2 again? When: Thursday, December 3, 2015. Where: Tilt Classic Arcade and Ale House. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913276

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