Seven Days, October 28, 2009 by Seven Days

FRIDAY

ZOMBIESATTACK! ZOMBIESATTACK!

An army of the undead invaded downtown Burlington last Saturday during the fourth annual Zombie Walk Seven Days videographer Eva Sollberger took part for this week’s episode of “Stuck in Vermont.” “It was a really gory, bloody mess,” she says.

On Saturday afternoon, make-up artists Sara Glasgow and Rebecca Reil of Tritypch Creations transformed Eva into a brain-eating ﬁend. Then she joined 30 or 40 more zombies gathering at the top of Church Street for a parade. Organizer Adrienne Goulette instructed them not to touch anyone — or smear goo on store windows — as they made their way down Church Street.

So how did the unsuspecting crowd react? “Some people were freaked out,” says Eva. “Some people were taking pictures. A lot of people knew the zombies, so the zombies might walk over and ‘attack’ someone they knew.”

facing facts

VERMONSTER MASH

Vermont’s Rock Art Brewery stood up to Goliath beverage company Hansen — and won, thanks to the power of “social networking.” Beer with that?

FREAKY FISH

Anglers pulled an Amazonian “pacu”— cousin to the piranha — out of Otter Creek last week. Talk about an exotic aquarium adventure gone awry.

BAD SHOT

Dozens of Vermont ﬂu clinics had to be canceled last week because health officials couldn’t get enough vaccine. Is this somebody’s idea of a sick joke?

KOREAN “KINGDOM?”

Vermont officials successfully wooed a South Korean biotech company to Orleans County by promising access to foreign investment. Now, that’s creative ﬁnancing.

COMPILED BY PAULA ROUTLY

That’s how much money Senate Pro Tem Peter Shumlin wants to raise to ﬂy 700 Vermont National Guard troops home for Christmas. The troops will be training in Indiana over the holidays before deploying to Afghanistan in January.

TOPFIVE

“Burlington’s Seventh Generation Gets 1. Aggressive in the Green Marketplace” by Lauren Ober. The local green cleaning products pioneer relaunches its brand.

“State of the Arts: Live Nude Students” 2. by Lauren Ober. Enterprising Groovy-UV kids get nekkid to fund their student clubs.

“Fair Game: Secret Lives, Public Officials” 3. by Shay Totten. Administrators in Montpelier and Burlington are doing damage control in the wake of financial fiascos.

“Gastropubs Galore: More Casual Eats 4. Planned for Downtown Burlington” by Suzanne Podhaizer. A new gastropub is coming to the old McDonald’s building on Bank Street in Burlington.

“Ahead of the Game: When It Comes to 5. Maverick Gaming, Tiger Style Studios Proves ‘There’s an App for That’” by Alice Levitt. A Huntington gaming studio creates an iPhone game, banks $250,000.

10/23: College students, activists and refugees tie cellphones and laptops to conﬂict in Congo.

10/26: Lauren Ober wonders, “Why do people hate bike safety?”

10/27: Alice Levitt munches on momos at Burlington’s Tibetan

10/27: Cathy Resmer posts pics from the Vermont 3.0

10/27: 14th annual dog costume contest, judged by GWAR. We have video!

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KISS OFF

I’m angered in the revelation that the City of Burlington lent $17 million to Burlington Telecom, in apparent violation of city charter and state regulations [“Fair Game,” October 14]. The obscure circumstances under which this transaction took place questions both the intellectual capacity of city officials like Leopold and elected politicians like Bob Kiss. While I’ve voted for Kiss in the past, his backing of Leopold and the mess of BT’s ﬁnances guarantee that I will not be voting for him in the future. The sooner Leopold is ﬁred the better. I regret to say it, but Burlington needs a change, temporary or permanent, and to kick the Progs out of the mayor’s office.

energy drinks. I say Monster is going to get a real Vermonster on their hands now that they messed with a great local business in our small and beloved state!

Kristin

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(Editor’s note: This conﬂict has been resolved. Due to public outcry, Hansen Beverage dropped its claims against Rock Art Brewery of Morrisville.)

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This is outrageous for Monster Energy to be picking on Rock Art brewing company like this [“Side Dishes: Monster Mash,” October 7]. They obviously have nothing better to do than ﬁnd people to sue ... It’s lawyers like this that ruin this country and its creativity, so I say support Rock Art and the extra $$ they’ll have to pay lawyers to ﬁght this by buying a sixer at your local gas station and then ask that gas station to stop selling Monster

TIM NEWCOMB

Sorry, but your new redesign is unappealing. Too much text crammed onto each page using smaller type is difficult to read or scan, and ultimately is overwhelming. I predict you will lose some readers over this. I don’t need color on every page; I need readability through a good layout. The former long and narrow page size also worked better than the new short and wide format, which is thick and cumbersome and tends to slide off a lap. I hope you will rethink these design changes, as you have a great newspaper with interesting and informative content.

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hold, but the problem is the print size. It’s too small.

I have to strain to read the text, which doesn’t make it a pleasure to read Seven Days any longer.

Please consider increasing the font size.

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TEENY TINY TYPE

The new Seven Days print format may indeed be “easier to hold,” but it’s much harder to read. Teeny tiny type is ﬁne for calendar entries and letters, but for feature articles and columns it is just tedious. I’ll bet the percentage of readers who actually make it to the end of your articles has just gone down.

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real French crêpes served with a side salad for $10 or $12. My husband declared the steak and frites to be “melt-in-your-mouth delicious.” With great food, great atmosphere and reasonable prices, we hope the public will soon discover Tourterelle.

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(Editor’s note: In columns and feature stories, we have bumped the point size back up to the previous size. We are also gradually replacing all the racks.)

GREAT FOOD AT TOURTERELLE

My husband and I were disappointed in Suzanne Podhaizer’s review of our newest Addison County restaurant, Tourterelle — formerly Roland’s Place in New Haven [“Taste Test,” September 16].

When I received the fall issue of Vermont Life magazine, I made a decision that I would never renew my subscription [“Vermont Life’s “Advisors” Worry Its Troubles Could Be Terminal,” October 7]. I think it’s due to run for another year or two. The editorial content of the magazine perhaps appeals to younger readers who are probably not likely to ever be subscribers, but it leaves us older, longtime subscribers out in the cold. Let’s put the nostalgia back. I also missed the usual calendar of fall events listing chicken pie suppers, etc. In other words, there was really nothing in the magazine that appealed to me and I have no desire to continue receiving the magazine.

CORRECTIONS: In our article about Nick Cowles of Shelburne Orchards [“A Finger in

Chef Bill Snell and his wife, Christine, had been operating the restaurant for only two weeks when the review was published in Seven Days. It would have been nice if the food critic had given them a reasonable amount of time to iron out the kinks. Each time we were at the restaurant, it was full and there was a waiting line.

We have dined at the restaurant three times since opening night and always had great meals. Twice we had friends from out of town who proclaimed the bouillabaisse the best they had ever tasted and another who thoroughly enjoyed the venison meatloaf. We hope everyone will go and dine at Tourterelle. We think you will be pleasantly surprised at the wonderful food and reasonable prices. What a treat to go out and enjoy

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the Game,” October 21], the subject’s alma mater was misstated. Smith graduated from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, not SUNY Albany. Finally, the Burlington screening of Muhammad and Larry not a world premiere, as stated in the ﬁlm review in last week’s paper.

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Birds of a Different Feather

It takes a special eye to look at conveyer belts, wheels, ropes and pulleys and see fertile soil for a circus act. But that’s just what Cirque Mechanics does in Birdhouse Factory. Inspired by artist Rube Goldberg’s illustrations of complex devices performing simple tasks, the traveling troupe of unicyclists, contortionists and jugglers represents workers in an early 20th-century industrial plant. This is one time you’ll appreciate things being more difﬁcult than necessary.

SEE CALENDAR SPOTLIGHT ON PAGE 50

SATURDAY 31 - SUNDAY 1

Just Fleecy

You’ll surely see lots of extraordinary creatures this weekend as trick-or-treaters hit the streets, but the hundreds of alpacas flocking to the Champlain Valley Expo have nothing to do with All Hallow’s Eve. More than 175 camelid breeders show off their star fleece-producers at the Green Mountain Alpaca Fall Spectacular. It’s your chance to witness alpacas in competitive competitions, ranging from a fleece show to performance classes to photo contests. Just watch out — we hear they can spit something fierce.

SEE CALENDAR SPOTLIGHT ON PAGE 50

THURSDAY 29

Monster Mash

There’s been quite a buzz about Vermonsters lately. Forget energy drinks, though; what about the state’s actual spooks? Talk to the man who (literally) wrote the guidebook on that: Joseph Citro With the recent release of The Vermont Monster Guide there’s no one better to be telling ghost stories than this expert on New England oddities and author of more than a dozen books. Prepare yourself for his electrifying tales of monsters, ghouls and other supernatural beings

SEE CALENDAR LISTING ON PAGE 53, AND GO ON A MONSTER TOUR WITH CITRO IN ALICE LEVITT’S STORY ON PAGE 24

FRIDAY 30 - SATURDAY 31

The Haunting

• this Thursday.

ONGOING

Haunted Forest (p. 53)

SEE CALENDAR LISTING ON PAGE 54

NEED MORE EERINESS IN YOUR LIFE?

• Boyden Farm’s Haunted Corn Maze (p. 53)

• Queen City Ghostwalk (p. 51)

• Stowe Lantern Tours (p. 52)

• Edgar Allen Poe Spooktacular (p. 55)

Beyond the Pyramids

It’s a little unusual that, while waging war on Egypt in 1798, Napoléon simultaneously enlisted a troop of scientists, artists and engineers to study and document the culture. But we’re certainly glad he did. The Fleming Museum’s “Napoléon on the Nile” exhibit shares highlights of what those scholars found — taken from their 23-volume compilation, Description de l’Égypte. Art lovers and history buffs alike get their ﬁx of ancient Egypt through engraved illustrations and oil paintings.

SEE KEVIN J. KELLEY’S ART REVIEW ON PAGE 64

WEDNESDAY 4

Heavier Things

You won’t often find a band as “proud to be completely musically schizophrenic” as The Heavy. This four-member group out of the UK skillfully scrambles mismatching genres (pulling from country to garage punk to R&B influences) with smooth flair. Music Editor Dan Bolles is excited about their upcoming Club Metronome appearance, so take note.

SEE MUSIC SPOTLIGHT ON PAGE 43

FRIDAY 30

It’s not Halloween if you don’t brave your way through a haunted house, right? Right. Nightmare Vermont is the place to be. You’ll enter a basement populated by “various unsavory characters” and have to navigate through mazes and horriﬁc interactive scenes in order to ever see the light of day again. Shakin’ in your boots already? You can purchase “Monster Wards” to keep those spooks away ... or “Monster Teasers” to tempt them even closer. And don’t miss the Dark Art exhibit, too. Bwa ha ha.

• More spooky events in the calendar section (p. 50)

Measuring Up

As The Mathematicians readily volunteer on their MySpace page, they’re not actually good with numbers. But that misnomer setback doesn’t really matter. The upstate New York three-man band still plays a rather smart set.

Demonstrating what they term a “punkrock DIY ethos and aesthetic,” the group will get your hips swaying to songs like “33 Days.” Incidentally, that tune is sprinkled with numbers as they count down passing days, hours, minutes and seconds. Maybe they’re smarter than they think.

SEE MUSIC SPOTLIGHT ON PAGE 47

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BA Scapegoat for All Seasons

urlington Democrats may be the ones who get burned as a result of smoking out their biggest adversary in the administration of Burlington Mayor BoB Kiss: Chief Administration Officer Jonathan LeopoLd

By an 8-6 vote at 1:15 Tuesday morning, the city council passed a resolution urging Mayor Kiss to put Leopold on paid leave pending an audit of Burlington Telecom finances.

Voting in favor were six Democrats and the two Republicans on the council. Voting against were the three Progressives, two independents and one Democrat, Councilor Russ eLLis (D-Ward 4).

The resolution came after weeks of public debate about whether Leopold et al. acted inappropriately by floating Burlington Telecom $17 million from the city’s checkbook without repaying it within 60 days, a condition of BT’s license to do business.

Democrats believe Leopold acted willfully and tried to hide the violations from the council, possibly for political reasons.

the violation to the attention of the Public Service Board. The administration agreed to do so, but only at which point it could offer a financing remedy. That remedy never materialized.

Leopold, for his part, has apologized for not telling the council sooner. He’s also copped to making impenetrable financial presentations.

Questions remain about how BT spent the $17 million and what city funds were tapped to make the cash float happen. An audit of BT’s finances and operations, also approved by the council, could clear up some of them.

In the meantime, Kiss said he has no intention of adhering to the council’s nonbinding resolution. Only he can decide if Leopold is put on leave or to restrict his duties. “Jonathan is very

Or, “if it means we don’t do any more hookups,” added Shannon.

That’s music to Comcast’s ears. If BT fails and its assets go up for sale, Comcast could get the network for pennies on the dollar. Queen City residents would be stuck with a network they built but don’t own. What a deal.

Keeping taxpayer money away from BT, along with the 60-day repayment requirement, were provisions put forth by Republicans — first in the House and later through Gov. JiM dougLas. Their goal was to preserve “competitive neutrality,” as they called it, so municipal telecom companies wouldn’t have an unfair advantage over mega-billion-dollar companies such as FairPoint, Adelphia and Comcast.

Turns out FairPoint and Adelphia found ways to declare bankruptcy all by themselves.

This is a partisan witch hunt … i will noT be scapegoaTed because you can’T read a budge T.

“It’s a violation of the public trust,” said Councilor Joan shannon (D-Ward 5), a sponsor of the resolution. She laid the responsibility at Leopold’s feet.

Not all councilors see it that way.

“This is government at its worse,” said MaRissa CaLdweLL (P-Ward 3), who, along with several other councilors, say the CAO briefed them extensively in May about BT’s violations. In other words, the council is not an innocent bystander; it’s complicit.

Leopold said at least a dozen people knew about the use of the pooled cash to support BT, and it was reflected in the city’s annual budget. “This is a partisan witch hunt. If I wanted to hide something, why would I put it in the budget? I’m not going to be scapegoated because you can’t read a budget,” he told councilors in an emotional retort during the meeting, which started Monday night and ended in the wee hours of Tuesday morning.

City attorneys said they advised the administration last November to bring

bright and very effective,” said Kiss. “I do believe this is about politics.”

If so, it’s becoming a common pattern among council Democrats.

Just a year ago, Democrats and Republicans rallied for a beleaguered waterfront manager, who hacked into employee email accounts and then lied about it, just to excoriate Leopold and his assistant Ben paCy. The turmoil that ensued nearly tore the Parks & Recreation Department apart.

Democrats seem to think it will take nothing less than a scorched-earth policy to put them back into the mayor’s office after nearly 30 years of exile: burning the city down to “save” it.

Too Small to Succeed?

The Burlington City Council resolution approved Tuesday morning also contains a provision banning CAO Leopold from letting BT borrow more money from the city’s so-called “cash pool.”

Councilors MaRy Kehoe (D-Ward 6) said she was OK with that, even if it “imperils Burlington Telecom just a little.”

Fiber Fallout

As a result of the Burlington Telecom controversy, the Public Service Department is taking a closer look at other municipal telecom proposals in Vermont.

Now under scrutiny is White River Junction-based ValleyNet, which hopes to provide fiber optic services similar to Burlington Telecom’s in the Upper Valley. Rutland and Montpelier are seeking the same services from ValleyNet. Burlington turned down both towns in 2007.

ValleyNet’s chief and lead consultant is tiM nuLty, BT’s first general manager, who left in 2007 after a falling out with Kiss and Leopold.

Small world.

Public Service Commissioner d avid o ’B R ien is asking for additional financial material from ValleyNet, including the complete application it submitted to receive $65 million in federal stimulus funding, said Nulty. The department is currently reviewing ValleyNet’s application for a certificate of public good.

The Rutland Redevelopment Authority, which is trying to set up a similar municipal network in Rutland City and nine surrounding towns, hasn’t yet applied for a CPG.

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RRA Director Tom macauley tells “Fair Game” that, despite the concerns raised by Burlington Telecom, the Rutland venture is different and won’t risk taxpayer money.

“It’s not possible for the same thing to happen here because we’re not asking taxpayers to put in any ongoing money,” said Macauley.

Same goes for ValleyNet, said Nulty.

Another reason it can’t happen? Since Burlington Telecom was granted its CPG, the legislature amended state law to ban municipalities from getting directly involved in the telecommunications biz. Why? Gee, lemme guess: competitive neutrality.

Or, maybe they just want to leave broadband expansion to the likes of FairPoint. Good call.

Conflicting Reports

The Vermont Democratic Party is in the midst of reviewing its finances, a process that should be complete by midNovember when the party will vote on its new slate of officers.

Lamoille County Democrats called for an audit earlier this year after one of its members — ed Frye of Stowe — stepped down as the party’s treasurer, said John Burgess, a Lamoille County Dem and member of the party’s executive committee.

“Lamoille County has noted for about year a discrepancy in the numbers between what we were being told on the state committee and what was being filed for state and federal agencies,” Burgess told “Fair Game.”

Burgess said no one believes anyone has stolen money from the party’s till.

roBerT dempsey, the party’s executive director, said a review of the party’s finances is underway, and there are likely to be several changes proposed to the party’s top officers.

“We are ironing our finances to make sure that our records were accurate in the past,” said Dempsey. “And we want to take a more professional approach to how we manage the internal operations of the party.”

In short, he said, the party needs to professionalize some functions that have largely been volunteer positions, such as treasurer.

Sounds like a wise investment.

Working Class Heroes

Think it’s too early to kick off the 2010 election campaign?

Sen. Bernie sanders (I) is already gearing up for 2012. That’s right. Twothousand-twelve, when Vermont’s lone seat in the U.S. House and a U.S. Senate seat will be up for grabs.

Sanders is hosting two fundraisers later this month, in Brattleboro and Montpelier, with popular progressive commentator Jim highTower. The events cost $10 a pop and will benefit Sanders’ reelection campaign.

The event is billed as a discussion with the pair on how to “build a progressive grassroots movement to defeat the big-money interests that dominate the economic and political life of our country.”

No offense, but doesn’t that sound like every Sanders event?

Hightower said he hears the same refrain as he talks to progressives around the country: the apparent willingness of Pres. Barack oBama to side with corporate interests.

“The lesson we’re learning, and relearning, as … we learned in the Clinton years, is that we can’t just elect someone and sit back in the Lazy-Boy and do 12ounce elbow bends,” said Hightower.

“We can cluck our tongues and wag our fingers, or we can do what democracy requires and get in the face of power and be more forceful with the guy we elected.”

OPINION

All is not lost, though, said Hightower. The political stars, he noted, appear to be aligned for sweeping change — change not seen since Pres. lyndon B. Johnson was in office.

“Now that Obama’s in there, we need to back him up when he’s right and buck him up when he’s wrong,” said Hightower. “Change is also possible. Yet, we’re not getting it. Because that possibility exists, though, it makes it incumbent on us to push hard, because you don’t get many chances in life to make the change.”

Hightower said that progressives have been in this position before — pushing for change with a like-minded president.

“Now is not the time to be pusillanimous,” he declared.

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Is Mary Houle Rescuing Richmond or Ripping It Apart?

Mary Houle says she’s sick and tired of being painted as the “town SOB.” But that won’t stop the two-term select board member from doing what she thinks is best for Richmond, a burg known for its neighborliness and “green” ethic.

While local news stories have lamented the decline in citizen participation on select boards, school boards and fire departments — the volunteer organizations that do the heavy lifting in small Vermont towns — little ink has been devoted to the flip side of that coin: what to do when the actions of one elected official drive others away.

Supporters of the sharp-tongued Houle, 58, point to her brash, confrontational style and her role in recent town controversies as proof that she’s doing what voters elected her to do — namely, cleaning up town government and holding public employees accountable for their actions.

But Houle’s detractors counter that there’s a difference between vigilance and venom. Richmond officials past and present have described her as “aggressive,” “intimidating” and “frightening.” Even some of Houle’s friends and supporters admit she can be “off-putting” and “bombastic,” with “a bit of a temper.” One current Richmond employee, who declined to be identified, says only, “Sorry, but I like my job. I’m scared of her.”

Who is Mary Houle? She’s an überengaged elected official who hasn’t missed a single select board meeting in the past five years, a volunteer for unpaid boards, committees and commissions, and a vociferous advocate for property rights and fewer regulations. Over the years, she’s served on the Richmond Planning Commission, the Chittenden Solid Waste District and the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission. In 2008, she

ran as a Republican for the Vermont House of Representatives, and lost.

A longtime farmer, master gardener and member of the governor’s Urban and Community Forestry Council — she owns a 76-acre orchard — Houle has for years planted flowers in the town center and donated trees to the local cemetery and playground, all at no cost to taxpayers. She pays her own way for public trainings and seminars and even got schooled as a “road scholar” — a training

a newspaper profile. As she put it, “I’m not interested in any more bullshit being written about me.”

Houle has generated some less-thanflattering press, and her enemies are more than willing to point out her skeletons. Chief among them: a 1994 Vermont Supreme Court case that upheld Houle’s conviction for assaulting a stroke victim under her care.

According to court records, Houle, then a licensed practicing nurse, was charged with shackling her patient’s wrists and ankles to the bedposts and slapping him repeatedly. Houle never denied her use of restraints, but claimed it wasn’t cruel or abusive since she’d done it to protect the patient and herself.

Her response to the charge? “Ancient history.”

into “abuse of power.” He claims she is often “intimidating,” “belittling” and “disrespectful” to town employees, volunteers and fellow elected officials. Bower claims several have resigned just to avoid dealing with Houle.

Among them is former Jonesville Health Officer Mel Pritchett, who left last month after seven years in that post. According to Pritchett, a few years ago a tenant living on Houle’s property asked him to inspect a rental trailer for possible health-code violations.

Pritchett, who was empowered by law to investigate such matters, claims that Houle approached him years later at a select board meeting and “totally blindsided me with accusations and threats over this incident that had happened several years earlier, and threatened to call the police if I ever went on her property again.” Pritchett, who expressed bafflement over the encounter, described it as “totally irrational.”

usually reserved for public-works crews — in order to better understand highway budgets.

As one supporter put it, “You’d be hard pressed to find anyone more committed to Richmond than Mary Houle.”

Then again, other locals suggest that she ought to be … committed. To say that she doesn’t hold back in municipal meetings would be an understatement. Houle has referred to the chair of the planning commission as “the little Hitler of Richmond.” She’s called the current police chief a “Marxist” and a “crybaby” due to his dismay over an employment evaluation. Recently, she referred to Seven Days as “the communist newspaper” in Burlington.

But despite her often-colorful oratory, Houle was not eager to be interviewed for

Since April this year, Houle has been embroiled in a public spat with Jonesville entrepreneur Dan Giangreco. For months, he has been posting frequent, tongue-in-cheek barbs about Houle on his blog, rebelmarket.blogspot.com, due to her opposition to his opening the Long Trail Community Market. Houle has taken all of Giangreco’s farcical taunts with dead seriousness, and has asked the Richmond Police to investigate him for possible “cyberbullying.”

She even tried to get him arrested for trespassing, albeit fictitiously, on her property along the Winooski River.

Not everyone in town is amused by the feud. Steve Bower, who served with Houle when he chaired the Richmond Planning Commission, alleges that her “poor judgment” and “behavior inappropriate for a select board member” have crossed the line

“In lieu of some of the complaints I’ve heard from other volunteers and city workers, I decided I didn’t want to risk being put in an awkward position of being around her again,” he added. “It just wasn’t worth it.”

In fact, Houle has had a hand in the recent resignations of several Richmond officials. They’ve included town administrator Ron Rodjenski, who in April was placed on paid administrative leave, then later resigned, after it was revealed he’d had an affair with the town’s auditor. A day later, select board chair Bob Marquis resigned for undisclosed reasons.

“I don’t think anyone doubts why he stepped down,” Bower asserts. “It was over the acrimonious and contentious nature of the select board’s business, of which, I would say, Mary Houle was far and away the main instigator.” Marquis didn’t respond to Seven Days’ request for comment.

Others, however, admire Houle’s handling of the Rodjenski situation.

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Congolese refugees and college activists protested outside Sen. Patrick Leahy’s Burlington ofﬁce last Friday to call attention to a variation on the Blood Diamond dynamic. Mining of the mineral coltan — used in computers, cellphones and game consoles — is fueling a conﬂict in Congo that has killed more than 5 million people in the last decade. Demonstrators marched down Main and Church streets, pushing carts loaded with computer parts smeared in fake blood.

Sen. Bernie Sanders, home from the health care debate in Washington, D.C., met with the group inside his Church Street ofﬁce. Leahy and Congressman Peter Welch sent staff aides out to meet the protesters, who want Vermont’s elected leaders to hold hearings on the war and sign on to a renewal of the Violence Against Women Act, among other legislation that would address the Congo conﬂict.

Gettin’ Hitched?

BY ANDY BROMAGE

Every Sunday, the Burlington Free Press peels back the curtain on the stories it’s working on for future issues of “Green Mountain,” the paper’s weekly environmental news section.

In a small box at the bottom of page two, the Free Press runs tantalizing teasers for upcoming articles that promise to tackle the pressing eco-issues of the day: How should we control the problem of cigarette butts? What’s really in your drinking water? The editors tell readers to stay tuned for the answers, and even ask for tips on reporting the stories — questions to ask, knowledgeable sources to contact. The Freeps calls that kind of participatory newsgathering the “public budget.”

One typical teaser asks the burning question: “They’re banned in San Francisco, but plastic bags ﬂutter at nearly every grocery store in Vermont. Who wants to ban bags here, too?”

Good question. But after months of running that preview, the Freeps still hasn’t dished the answer. The suspense was killing

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us — who does want to ban plastic bags in Vermont? We decided to ﬁnd out, already.

As it turns out, the answer is: almost no one. Of the dozen or so environmentalists, politicians and grocers we asked, just one said banning plastic is a good idea. Most are uncomfortable with the idea of government telling consumers they couldn’t do something — even environmentalists who call plastic bags a “scourge” on the planet.

“Bans are tough,” says VPIRG director Paul Burns, who’s spent 20 years ﬁghting the plastic-bag battle but hasn’t made it a priority for the publicinterest group. “You’re taking away a choice and that ends up being a signiﬁcant issue for consumers,” he says.

But lots of people favor a so-called “plastax” — a measure that can be a de facto ban if it taxes plastic bags into extinction. Ireland’s 22-cent plastax (around 33 cents per bag U.S.) has cut the use of plastic grocery bags in that country an impressive 90

STATEof THEarts

Hardwick Architect Celebrated for His “Sacred Space”

BY KIRK KARDASHIAN

ATRICK KANE was surprised when he got a call from the New England chapter of the American Institute of Architects saying he had won one of the association’s annual awards. After all, he has a solo practice in tiny Hardwick, Vt., and was up against sti competition from big ﬁrms in Boston and Connecticut.

So much for underdog status. The NEAIA jurors compared the chapel that 44-year-old Kane built for Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in Prescott, Ariz., to Frank Lloyd Wright’s Wayfarers Chapel in California. “With an almost equally spectacular site,” they wrote, “the work modestly conveys the notion that the building should take second place to the landscape, while yet calling attention to the latter’s great beauty.”

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Interfaith Chapel, located at the edge of the suburban college campus, comprises 3000 square feet and accommodates 100 people. Its most distinctive feature is a large roof overhang above big glass walls facing the desert. The roof was conceived to block the strong summer sun, yet still let in the lowangle light in the winter. The design has clean aesthetic lines, but is also practical because it cut the building’s air conditioning needs in half. Constructing the roof out of wood, Kane adds, allowed them to give the inside ceiling the warm feel of a religious sanctuary.

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Committing to another person — for life — can be pretty scary. But BRENNAN GUERRIERE and MICHELLE PETERS ﬁgure they’ve got the fright stuff. And that’s not a typo: e couple are getting married this Saturday dressed as Frankenstein and, of course, the Bride of Frankenstein. Peters’ father will walk her down the aisle in the guise of Dr. Frankenstein. e other family members are keeping their outﬁts a secret until the big day.

Costumes are de rigueur at the “vintage Halloween party” cum wedding at Charlotte’s Old Lantern, explains Guerriere. “Michelle and I met at a friend’s Halloween party ﬁve years ago. I had scissors sticking out of my head and fake blood running down my face.” Guess he won her over anyway. When Guerriere proposed, both wanted to honor their ﬁrst ghoulish encounter by marrying on October 31.” e plan was just dandy with all the relatives — “Halloween is really big with both our families,” says Guerriere. “ ey’re really into it.”

Modesty is actually what Kane says he was going for. The university approached him for the project after another design team couldn’t meet the building’s budget. Kane worked with his brother, a landscape architect based in Prescott, and looked for ways to cut costs. One of the strategies was to simplify the site work to minimize impact on the natural habitat, which includes a rare seasonal wetland. “We saved money and saved the site at the same time,” Kane explains.

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Though Kane is based in Vermont, he designs buildings all over the United States, so he says working with the southwestern climate wasn’t a problem. “The principles are the same,” he asserts. “The question is: How do you make a beautiful building that responds to the climate in a simple way?”

Part of that simplicity is using regionally appropriate building materials. In the Southwest, for example, concrete block and stucco are inexpensive, so Kane incorporated more of that than wood, which is the preferred material in Vermont.

The result was an award-winning building that came in $600,000 under budget. “We are proud of the building and how much it does with a minimum of e ort,” Kane says. 

Guerriere, 28, works for the video production company 2MUCH MEDIA in North Ferrisburgh (that would explain the “trailer” on the wedding website). Peters, 30, is a distributor for PEREGRINE OUTFITTERS. Both plan to wear traditional wedding garb and be Frankensteins “from the neck up,” says Guerriere, who notes the rehearsal dinner will double as a pumpkin-carving party. e “sort of pagan” ceremony on Saturday will include a “unity jack-o’-lantern”; the other decorations are “some paper lanterns and a cobweb or two.” e Old Lantern, Guerriere opines, doesn’t need much more than that. Especially with 145 guests showing up in all manner of freaky fashions.

Another perk of Halloween nuptials, Guerriere notes: He’ll never forget his wedding anniversary.

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Nightmare Vermont Gets Even Darker

TBY LAUREN OBER

ART

he term “dark arts” may conjure images of cloaked sorcerers casting devious spells, but for prompt for a gallery exhibit. Healy, former executive director of VERMONT STATE CRAFT CENTER AT FROG HOLLOW, is the curator of the DARK ART GALLERY, a new exhibit attached to the NIGHTMARE VERMONT haunted house in South Burlington.

But don’t think the gallery will be full of cheesy vampire and zombie schlock. This is not a Halloween show, Healy insists. She put out a call to artists, both local and regional, to bring in pieces that could be considered “dark,” however the artist interpreted that. The solicitation brought in 18 works, from a bird-skull doll by Burlington artist BETH ROBINSON to a site-speciﬁc installation by Chris Harvey, a multimedia artist from Troy, N.Y.

While the interactive Nightmare Vermont

has been spooking people since 2004, the art gallery is a new addition. JANA BEAGLEY, the director of the haunted house, wanted a fresh element for it and looked to Healy for help. The art gallery concept just seemed to make sense, Healy says.

Rather than turn to familiar Vermont creators, Healy wanted to mine the talents of those who have been quietly making art here without much recognition. They may live and work in the area, but they don’t exhibit here, Healy suggests. To reach such artists, she put up ﬂiers in tattoo studios, comic-book shops and co ee houses, plus she Twittered about the gallery. That e ort yielded a good crosssection of artists from around the region. Healy and Beagley were a little worried that soliciting “dark art” would result in

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REEL FEAR

Seen enough Saw sequels? For horror fans, this Halloween weekend offers some alternatives to the standard big-screen fear-mongering. On Thursday, the FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS kicks off a weekly series of David Cronenberg screenings with Videodrome, the 1983 conceptual chiller that gave cinema the indelible image of James Woods popping a VHS tape into his abdomen ... and playing it.

On Friday, the second VERMONT HORROR FEST takes over OUTER SPACE CAFÉ, featuring a talk by director ROB SCHMIDT and a screening of his 2003 hillbilly-horror ﬁlm Wrong Turn, starring Eliza Dushku. Organizer WILL PETERS says Schmidt “contacted me out of the blue and said he and his wife were new to the area and wanted to get to know some of the local horror ﬁlmmakers.” Also showing: two local shorts, “Dead Creek” by MIKE TURNER and “Midnight Roadkill” by OWEN MULLIGAN

On the big night itself, the VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL has a full program planned. For those who prefer their horror unintentionally funny, there’s the double feature of Troll 2 — a 1989 tale of militantly vegetarian goblins — and a documentary that attempts to cement its status as the Best Worst Movie of all time. Or if you like your campy ’80s settings to come with actual scares, just-released The House of the Devil might ﬁt the bill. A review from Cinematical.com has this sage analysis to offer: “Holy crap.”

If you’re in the Upper Valley, check out a triple bill from the Dartmouth Film Society: Shaun of the Dead followed by a Norwegian Nazi zombie horror comedy (really) called Dead Snow. The gooﬁness gives way to black-and-white scares with George Romero’s original 1968 Night of the Living Dead. Sensing a theme?

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Thursday, October 29, 7 p.m., second ﬂoor, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Mature audiences only, donations accepted. Related “Medicine and Mortality” art show continues through December 12 with a Cronenberg ﬁlm each Thursday through November 19. Info, 8657165. burlingtoncityarts.com

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HEALY AND BEAGLEY WERE A LITTLE WORRIED THAT SOLICITING “DARK ART” WOULD RESULT IN EXCLUSIVELY SCI-FI OR BLOOD-AND-GORE-THEMED SUBMISSIONS.

exclusively sci-ﬁ or blood-and-gore-themed submissions. But that didn’t happen. “There’s a sense of everything from the whimsical to pieces that are really dark,” Healy says. “Artists took a lot of liberties.”

Joining Harvey and Robinson in the exhibit are Burlington ﬁber artist EMILY STONEKING, who is showing a yarn effigy of a bisected human head and a dissected rat and frog made of textiles; Burlington painters JOHN GONTER and KAREN GEIGER; Brooklyn steampunk artist Kelly M. Kotulak; and St. Albans photographer KENRICK HOWELL Burlington graffiti artist CONNOR MCKENNA will produce a mural sponsored by the South Burlington Police Foundation.

Located at the entrance to the Nightmare Vermont show, the gallery has free admission, which is good since some of the hauntedhouse shows have sold out. Healy guarantees the art won’t be as scary as the show is, but she says not to expect “shiny, happy art.” 

The Dark Art Gallery is open Friday, October 30, 7-10 p.m., and Saturday, October 31, 9 p.m. - midnight. Free; haunted house tickets are $10. Lobby of the former Olympiad Health & Racquet Club, 78 Eastwood Dr., South Burlington, 734-9687. www.nightmarevermont.org

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“God bless her,” says Marie Thomas, a former reporter for the Times Ink, Richmond’s community newspaper, and a former employee of Mount Mansfield Community Television. “I’m convinced that if Mary hadn’t been there and acted as quickly as she did, we’d still have Ron Rodjenski, and the town is better off without him … As far as I’m concerned, she said the emperor had no clothes.”

Last month, Houle again became a lightning rod for public criticism over her involvement in the on-again, off-again resignation of Richmond Police Chief William “Joe” Miller. Miller, a 40-year veteran of law enforcement, submitted his letter of resignation to the board in August. A month later, more than 400 Richmond residents signed a petition asking him to stay, resulting in the select board rejecting his resignation.

At a September 11 public meeting on the matter, about 50 people came forward to speak, most in favor of the chief. During that same meeting, Houle was ousted as the board’s liaison to the police department.

Miller has yet to publicly disclose why he resigned, though he told Seven Days that reports claiming it was in response to a poor job evaluation from Houle was “absolutely not accurate.”

Miller still hasn’t announced whether he intends to stay or go —“There are still some things we’re working out between the board and myself,” he says — nor would he elaborate on the real reasons behind the resignation letter.

Bower has publicly called for Houle to step down. Fran Thomas, head of the Richmond Historical Society, shares his

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percent, reports state Rep. Joey Donovan of Burlington, who just returned from a trip to the Emerald Isle.

view. Thomas had a run-in with Houle after she approved a public memorial for a Richmond soldier who was killed in Iraq — without consulting the historical society or checking in with the select board. The job had to be stopped mid-construction when questions arose about the memorial’s size, design and location.

Houle says it’s “disgraceful” that anyone would object to a “Gold Star” mother erecting a memorial bench for her fallen son. As for the suggestion that she resign her position a year and a half before her term is up, Houle says that’s not gonna happen.

“I grew up in this hillbilly town. My family’s been here since 1959,” Houle says. “I’m not cutting and running. I’m not going home to cry. What I’m doing is the job that I was voted to do on the select board.”

Nor does she plan to ease up on Richmond’s police chief. Houle has suggested that the attorney general investigate the department for possible wrongdoing, though she declined to provide details. She says Chief Miller needs to “piss or get off the pot,” and “stop holding the town hostage” with his indecision over his future with Richmond.

“The reason I was approached for this job is because I’m outspoken, I don’t have a hidden agenda and I don’t tolerate bullshit,” Houle says. “When I ask questions, I ask tough questions. And when I get answers, I expect honest answers. If people who work for this town and cash a paycheck are tired of being held responsible, then they can be replaced.” m

“You can imagine how that changes behavior,” she says.

Donovan is one of several Vermont politicians getting behind a tax on plastic bags — 17 cents in a House version of the bill, and 3 cents in the Senate version. Her motivation covers familiar ground: Plastic bags harm wildlife and marine mammals, clog landfills, litter the landscape, and never biodegrade — even after 1000 years.

Donovan says it’s time to start charging for plastic bags up front, rather than just paying to clean up the mess they make. She says the incentive model — where stores give customers a few cents back for bringing their own bags — isn’t changing behavior fast enough.

“A majority of shoppers rely on new bags every time they make a purchase,” she points out.

But what if reusable bags did become the norm — without a plastax or a ban?

It’s slowly happening at City Market in Burlington, where general manager Clem Nilan says the cooperative paid out $14,000

in nickels over the last year to customers who collect a 5-cent refund for each bag they bring in themselves. That’s $3000 more in refunds than City Market paid out the year before.

Nilan would like to ban plastic bags outright, but only if grocers do it all at once.

“I think the whole country using cloth bags is a really good idea, but you can’t do it overnight,” says Nilan. “That’s going to take a while to get there as a country.”

Mainstream grocery stores are also using fewer plastic bags as customers switch to reusable ones. Shaw’s Supermarkets, which has 19 stores in Vermont, sold 1.1 million cloth bags throughout New England in 2008, says spokeswoman Dina Piran. It was a 90 percent increase over the year before.

So far, it appears there’s no credible movement to ban plastic in Vermont. There’s just a gradual, voluntary shift to reusable bags — a story that sounds about as exciting as, well, a plastic bag.

Maybe that’s why the Free Press isn’t letting the “public” lead on this one? m

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It’s that time of year again, kids — a time when men dress like women and women dress like sluts. On Halloween, we’re encouraged, nay required, to step outside ourselves and be something or someone different.

But the occasion can present a challenge to the pocketbook. Dressing up as a sexy nurse, a superhero or a blooddripping ghoul ain’t cheap. A wig might set you back $30 or $40. That may not seem like a lot, but when you add the cost of your outfit, you can be looking at a hefty investment for just one night of costumed glory.

Getting all dolled up doesn’t mean you have to sell a kidney to afford it. To help you do Halloween on the cheap, we sought the aid of one of the DIY queens of Burlington — Gyllian Svensson, coowner of the Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge. Svensson is an advocate of patching together a costume based on what you have in your closet. You may not look exactly like Patrick Swayze, Barack Obama or whoever you’re dress ing as, but odds are it’ll be more amusing that way.

Here are a few inexpensive costume ideas. You can thank us by sharing your Halloween candy.

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Abstract ideas can be the easiest to throw together without a lot of money. Svensson says for this costume, she sees “a suited-up dude, like Wall Street meets homeless man, begging for change with a coffee cup, holding up some sign with a cheeky slogan about bonuses.” For this, all you need is a dress shirt and tie, a suit, a paper coffee cup and some card board. Since most people can get their hands on a suit pretty easily, Svensson says this cos tume is a breeze.

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Svensson liked this idea the most since she is a dedicated Tweep. “The most obvious thing is to get a cardboard box and turn it into a big thought cloud that says something cheesy, like

‘I like hot dogs’ or something,” Svensson says. If you’re feeling really crafty, she recommends covering the cardboard cloud in contact paper and getting a dryerase pen so you can constantly update your Tweets. For a final touch, Svensson suggests affixing a Twitter-esque bird to the hat, assuming you have a stuffed bird lying around the house.

and become an epidemic. Warning: About half the population will be wearing this costume, if they’re not actually in bed with hog flu.

Octomom

Despite Svensson’s disdain for Nadya Suleman, the fertility-drug-loving nut who earlier this year gave birth to octuplets, she admits this costume is almost

could get clever and attach the dolls to you in some provocative way, or just stuff a bolster under your shirt and go as knocked-up-again Octomom.

Lady Gaga

Emulating the reigning queen of ridiculous raiment is simpler than you might think. Lady Gaga’s style is over the top, and “she doesn’t just have one

look,” Svensson points out, so, basically, anything goes. Feather boas, sequined skirts, go-go boots and pleather are essentials that most people could find in their closets or those of their friends. A platinum wig would be nice, but in lieu of that, just throw a piece of sheer fabric over your head, carry some sort of prop — an umbrella, a birdcage, some fake flowers — and you’re good to go. Oh, and don’t wear any pants. The best part of this costume is that it’s skanky by its very nature. No extra sluttiness required.

If none of these strike your fancy, you can always do Kanye West, Farrah Fawcett or Kate Gosselin on a limited budget. Or just go as a hobo. The good thing about this look is, if you’re already poor, it’s not a stretch. m

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Following the 2007 murdersuicide involving pro wrestler chris Benoit and his family, many asked if this was a case of ’roid rage. However, nobody seems to question whether ’roid rage actually exists. What’s the straight dope?

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You know, there was a time, back when Cadillacs had fins and people sang along to Burma-Shave commercials, that ’roid rage meant heading to the bathroom with a tube of Preparation H. Times have changed, haven’t they? O brave new world / That has such people in it.

Steroids, in the common sense of the term, are synthetic hormones. Administered in high doses, they produce an exaggerated version of the physiological changes caused by natural hormones. The type we’re talking about here are anabolic androgenic steroids — synthetic testosterone. The most obvious physical effect of these artificial male sex hormones is Incredible-Hulk-sized muscles. One commonly cited psychological effect is increased aggressiveness, also known as ’roid rage.

Does ’roid rage really happen? Yes, but not to everybody — research to date indicates most steroid users experience little or no psychological effect. But some do report mood swings and increased aggressiveness, and a few flip out. For example:

fists and a metal bar, seriously damaged three cars, all with their drivers cowering inside, because he had become annoyed by a traffic delay. Another was arrested for causing $1000 of property damage during a fit of anger at a sports event; another was arrested for assaulting a motorist; another rammed his head through a wooden door; another became involved in a nearly successful murder plot; and another beat and almost killed his dog.”

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• roids into 50 men for six weeks. Fortytwo didn’t notice much change in their mental state. Six became moderately more irritable, two others markedly so. And one participant had to drop out of testing because he became “alarmingly hypomanic and aggressive.”

Plenty of research links steroids to violence and crime. A Swedish study of male prison inmates found those testing positive for steroids were more than twice as likely as nonusers to have committed weapons offenses. (Oddly, they were also 50 percent more likely to have committed fraud.) A study of 12- to 17-year-olds found that those who had used steroids at least once committed criminal property damage at twice the rate of nonusers (although not necessarily while under the influence of the drug). A survey of American high school students found a significant link between violence and self-reported steroid use, even after correcting for various factors including other drug use, age and prior violent behavior.

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Another study found that the mood-alter-

• ing effects of steroids can occur in a very short time — looking at 20 men after just two weeks of testosterone use, there were significant increases in both positive and negative feelings: euphoria and energy, as well as irritability, mood swings and violent impulses. One subject, who had no personal or family history of mental illness, experienced a protracted manic episode serious enough that he asked to be placed in seclusion.

In yet another study, one test subject

• injected with high doses of testosterone became almost certifiably manic, needing medication to control himself.

Women aren’t immune to such effects. A study of 75 female athletes found a third used steroids. Of that third, more than half suffered from irritability, and 40 percent reported an increase in aggressive behavior. Having a bad attitude is one thing; going berserk is another, and researchers caution that only a small percentage of users become violent. But reports of psycho episodes aren’t all just media hype. Some investigators who’d interviewed steroid users reported the following in 1994: “One user, using his

Steroids produce all sorts of other bizarre effects. I came across a report of an 18-monthold girl accidentally exposed to topical steroid meds who developed pubic hair. Men who take steroids hoping to increase their manliness often experience shrinking testicles, not to mention acne and high cholesterol. One study of 41 male users found 37 percent had developed enlarged breasts (a condition called gynecomastia) due to conversion of some of the steroids to estrogen. Testicular atrophy generally reverses once steroid use is discontinued, but gynecomastia doesn’t — five of the men had subsequently undergone breast reduction surgery. Is all this sure to happen if you inject steroids? Of course not. (And since you brought it up, Chris Benoit’s apparent rampage can’t be blamed on ’roids with any certainty — an autopsy found he’d suffered severe brain damage due to blows to the head.) But considering the caricature of masculinity you become when the stuff works as advertised, the question isn’t whether steroids will turn you into a freak, but what kind.

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Located on the outskirts of Northfield, the place locals call the Devil’s Washbowl is a basinshaped terrain of streams and caves full of fallen, moss-covered rocks. Some people might go there for a hike. Burlington’s Joseph Citro went in search of Pigman.

And just who is Pigman? His story came to light more than a decade ago, when Citro was giving a talk in Northfield. A man by the name of Jeff Hatch stood up to ask if the intrepid local folklorist, author of several books about Vermont legends, had ever heard of a creature that terrorized his high school dance back in 1971. On that memorable night, a group of boys re-

Pigman, others that he became Pigman’s dinner. No one seems to have a name for him.

Is Pigman a monster, a farmboy gone feral, or a figment of country folks’ intoxicated imaginations? Whatever his status in reality, he’s one of the stars of Citro’s new book, The Vermont Monster Guide, which features illustrations by his longtime friend Steve Bissette. The book showcases 60 more bizarre beasts, and was conceived as a way for Citro and Bissette to collaborate for the first time since 2000’s The Vermont Ghost Guide

Bissette, now an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies in White River Junction, is well known to modern horror and comic fans worldwide. He’s

On his own, Bissette created the series Tyrant, a wordless journey through the life of a T. Rex. He did all this while raising his two kids in southern Vermont, using FedEx and, later, high-speed Internet to collaborate with writers and artists around the world.

Bissette met Citro at a 1987 Horror Writers Association convention; they were introduced by Stanley Wiater, a writer whom Radio-TV Interview Report has called “the world’s leading authority on horror filmmakers and authors.” Citro and Bissette — who have similar bushy beards and share a fondness for hats — were both lifelong Vermonters: Bissette grew up in the Duxbury area; Citro in Chester.

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Local Legends

Friends Joe Citro and Steve Bissette package paranormal personages in The Vermont Monster Guide

turned from a sandpit adjacent to the cemetery behind the school — where they’d stashed some beers — “scared and literally crying,” recalls Hatch. “They were really shook up.”

The whole group reported having seen a humanlike creature covered in white hair bound over the hill, kicking up sand. When Hatch and other partygoers followed the pack to the pit, “of course we didn’t see anything,” he says. Except for cloven markings in the sand.

Around this same time, Hatch says, “people’s dogs and cats started coming up missing.” One resident of Turkey Hill, a part of Paine Mountain, reported hearing something rattling around in his trash can. According to Hatch, the fellow expected to shoo away raccoons. Instead, when “the thing stood up it was all white and covered in hair.” Reports gathered by Hatch place the creature at somewhere between 5-foot-5 and 6 feet, with a piglike snout and beady eyes.

Around the time of the first Pigman sightings, rumor has it a fair-haired teenage boy disappeared from Darby Farm in Northfield. Some say he became

the nice guy from Vermont who collaborated with notoriously volatile British graphic-novel god Alan Moore (Watchmen, V for Vendetta). Together, Moore and Bissette reinvented Swamp Thing in the nihilistic 1980s series The Saga of the Swamp Thing, and Bissette published the original versions of Moore’s From Hell and Lost Girls in the noted anthology series Taboo, put out by his company, SpiderBaby.

Joe Citro and Steve Bissette appear at the Vermont Horror Fest on Friday, October 30, at 7 p.m. at Outer Space in Burlington. The event also includes local film screenings and a talk with Hollywood director Rob (Wrong Turn) Schmidt. www. vthorrorfest.com. More author updates at Citro’s Twitter feed (@ParaJoe), www9.addr.com/ jacitro and http:// srbissette.com.

Their tastes aligned. Independently, both men mention their youthful obsession with a 1940 Scholastic Paperbacks collection of esoterica called Strangely Enough! by C.B. Colby. (Bissette says its images strongly influenced the “raw, rough and ready” art style that he used in Monster Guide.) Both men are longtime fans and reliable encyclopedias of horror movies, from The Cat and the Canary (1927) to The Orphanage (2007). As Citro

puts it, “We were kind of growing up together, but we never really knew each other.”

Bissette came up with the idea of a monster book. Citro protested at first, fearing there would not be enough creatures for the collection. But, realizing he had already profiled multiple monsters in his earlier works, he wrote five entries on spec. Bissette, meanwhile, created several original ink-and-brush critters on a cardboard background. Then he used his prior experience to seek and negotiate with publishers. (Neither man has an agent.) Bissette says he knew he had a score when Richard Pult of University Press of New England told him his younger son “had taken photocopies of the pictures to bed with him.”

That’s exactly the audience Bissette had in mind. With UPNE’s release of the book, “We hope that we mark and traumatize a whole generation of Vermont kids,” he says.

His illustrations are on the right track. With the motto “nature is messy” at the back of his mind, Bissette proves it with such images as Dummerston’s Vampire Vine creeping into co ns, eating the eyes and binding the limbs of the dead. Flies buzz around the heads of his trash-swilling Pigman and Bloomﬁeld’s pocket-sized fuzzy dinosaur, Steggy. “I try to capture that buggy,

REPORTS PLACE THE CREATURE AT SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 5-FOOT-5 AND 6 FEET, WITH A PIGLIKE SNOUT AND BEADY EYES.

messy outdoors in Vermont,” explains Bissette. “I tend to put in ﬂies and other things that people link to my style.”

It was at such a gathering that Citro met Je Hatch, now 54. Though the Northﬁeld resident has never personally spied the beast, Citro refers to him as “the Pigman historian,” adding, “It’s very likely that, if not for Je Hatch, the story of Pigman would never have gotten out at all.”

Citro came up with the idea for the striking cover, which pictures Champ rising from Lake Champlain in the form of a question mark, dotted by the reﬂection of the moon in the water.

When he was in high school, Hatch’s favorite “party” spot was Bean’s pig farm, an abandoned assemblage of barns that was once home to what he describes as “500-pound monster pigs.” It was not uncommon, he says, to see “something” run into the brush while he was hanging out there.

Bissette completed the ink-and-brush drawing, but another cartoonist, Cayetano “Cat” Garza — hailed as a pioneer of web comics, and now an advisor and web specialist at the Center for Cartoon Studies — added the shimmering, nearly incandescent color.

Though Bissette says his process involves “doing research, then forgetting what you researched and start[ing] fresh and in a lot of cases just pull[ing] it out of my ass,” Citro claims his friend does “really meticulous research.”

Citro himself certainly does. From August 2008 to the book’s completion in May 2009, he solicited stories from every historical society in Vermont. He acknowledges the help of the Green Mountain Folklore Society and the University of Vermont Archives of Folklore and Oral History in preparing the book, and he boasts a massive personal collection of Vermont maps and history volumes.

But Citro does a lot of his research by just talking to folks. “Since I’ve become recognizable as someone interested in these sorts of things,” he says, “people bring me stu , and that makes it really easy.”

Halloween is a busy time for Citro. Nearly every night of October brings another speaking engagement for Vermont’s emperor of the esoteric. With a packed schedule that includes a show in his native Chester, Citro is rarely home when autumn leaves start to fall. But he’s glad to share his passion — and, more importantly, to get fresh material.

Just up the road is Devil’s Washbowl, where Hatch had his most immediate Pigman experience. He describes it as “a nice drive, especially at night. The trees overhang the road and it’s dark and creepy — the perfect place for this story to take place.” Hiking the area at night, he believes he found what he was seeking: “Pigman’s lair.” A bed of straw in one corner was surrounded by piles of small animal bones, “like cats’ and dogs’.” That night and on other occasions, Hatch says he heard “a real high-pitched screech” that “would kind of circle you.”

Naturally, Citro had to see this place for himself. He even promised to take a reporter along on his Pigman hunt, but a broken toe and an assuredly coincidental bout of swine ﬂu derailed the plan. Citro does show Seven Days photos he took in the Washbowl, which he says “do nothing to convey its utter weirdness.” Its temperature, he says, is “misaligned with the rest of the world.”

But Pigman failed to show his face, or howl, when Citro was around. “I … felt something weird, but nothing really tangible,” the writer admits. “I was just so programmed at that point that there would be something weird, I was on my guard.”

Though The Vermont Monster Guide lists Pigman as active from 1971 to the present, neither Citro nor Hatch is aware of recent sightings. As the book brings Pigman publicity, that may change — Citro suggests, “He’s much more likely to be heard or spotted if people know about him.”

Does that say something about the power of suggestion in shaping a legend? Citro shies away from debunking or strenuously doubting the tales he collects, whether they concern Pigman or “long-leggedy cats” that an acquaintance spotted at the site on Shelburne Road now occupied by KFC. He says that, while Pigman may or may not the water. web the shimmering,

Joe Citro’s photo of Devil’s Washbowl, Steve Bissette’s illustration of Pigman

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exist, “the fear and wonder [of people who saw him] was legitimate,” and he’s proud to “have the Pigman exclusive.”

Not that Citro doesn’t make any judgments — he says he’d place the “Porcine Peculiarity” somewhere in the middle of his “continuum that starts with the absolutely true and ends with the fanciful, like the Man-Eating Stone.” The Monster Guide also covers “monsters” that are perfectly real, just odd enough to be startling. There’s an entry for catamounts, once thought to have vacated the state. Citro believes he’s seen one of the

big cats himself. He also calls Champ “a smidgen away from being real,” noting accounts he’s heard from reliable friends and the work of bioacoustician Elizabeth von Muggenthaler, which suggests there’s something strange in the lake.

But never mind whether they exist — which monster is the coolest? Bissette, whose high school nickname was Spider, gravitates toward lower life-forms such as Insectosaurus, a giant inchworm reported in Alburgh in the 1980s. Citro says naming his favorite monster “depends when you ask me,” though he does mention Sidehill Cronchers as a recent highlight of his talks. The deer/ boar hybrids, which have been spotted on Mount Mansfield and in Bridgewater and Stockbridge, are said to have shorter legs on one side to help them navigate their mountainous landscapes. This adaptation makes coupling difficult; hence the species’ rarity. “That cracks me up,” says Citro.

Not that the business of tall tales is all laughs. Citro considers himself a conservationist who thrives on “bringing the stories back from the dead and keeping them alive.” That’s why he tells ghost as well as creature stories, though

he admits the former interest audiences more than they do him. (Citro’s not a fan of what he calls the “new spiritualism” that has made the occult popular again.) He tells audiences at his shows that “just listening keeps [the tales] alive. They tell part of our history and who we are.”

For their next collaboration, Citro and Bissette are currently shopping a monster book that covers the whole U.S. Citro is quick to note that he will avoid widespread classics such as lake monsters and Bigfoot variations, preferring to convey the “shared sense of place” that imbues each local monster.

Which cryptic critter will represent Vermont? Citro tips his hat to the one who never did show his face to the researcher in Devil’s Washbowl. “I don’t know,” he says with a shrug. “It might be Pigman again.” m

The Vermont Monster Guide. Text by Joseph A. Citro, art by Stephen R. Bissette. University press of New England, 128 pages. $18.95.

Candy is no treat for a pet. In fact, chocolate, macadamia nuts, avacado, and pumpkin are poisonous when ingested by dogs and cats. A sweetener used in gum and candy, called Xylitol, may taste good to us, but to your pet, it will cause serious illness and even death.

Be your pet’s best friend and keep them safe this Halloween. Keep dangerous foods and sweets away from them.

Getting Stiffed

Then again, Parsons suggests a more plausible reason for Vermont’s declining number of donors: the cost associated with giving one’s body to medical science. Although UVM absorbs nearly all the expenses, including cremating and returning the remains to families, the cost of transporting the deceased to the medical school is still incurred by the next of kin. In tough economic times, that expense may be too much for some Vermonters to shoulder.

UVM faces a decline in body donations to science BY KEN PICARD

The University of Vermont wants you — or, more accurately, your remains once you’ve shuffled off this mortal coil.

It’s not the kind of information medical schools typically advertise in a local newspaper. Then again, this isn’t a typical year. For the ﬁrst time in anyone’s memory, UVM has a critical shortage of cadavers. And if the number of donations doesn’t pick up by January, the university will have to start hunting around for dead bodies.

Rod Parsons chairs UVM’s anatomy and neurobiology department. Appropriately enough, he’s also director of the university’s Anatomical Gift Program — a position he’s held for 30 years. Parsons notes that donations are down this year by about half: from an average of 35 to 45 bodies annually to 20. That could create a problem for students in the spring semester.

Compounding the situation is the fact that demand for cadavers has actually grown as UVM has expanded its medical training and research programs. The College of Medicine has 114 students, up from 75 when Parsons became chair in 1979. That number doesn’t include the students who are working toward graduate degrees in neuroscience, those training to become physical therapists, the residents who need corpses on which to

practice new surgical procedures, or other medical researchers working at the Burlington campus.

Moreover, Parsons notes, most of UVM’s donated bodies come from within the state, and Vermont’s population growth hasn’t kept pace with the school’s burgeoning demand for corpses.

In fact, it can be considerable, depending on where the person dies and who handles the body. According to a 2007 price survey of local funeral homes conducted by the Vermont Funeral Consumers Alliance, the cost of body donations ranges from $525 to $1790, depending on the funeral home. And that ﬁgure doesn’t include other fees tacked on by the mortician, such as get-

THE COST OF TRANSPORTING THE DECEASED TO THE MEDICAL SCHOOL IS STILL INCURRED BY THE NEXT OF KIN. IN TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES, THAT EXPENSE MAY BE TOO MUCH FOR SOME VERMONTERS

Parsons isn’t certain what explains the record-low body count, though he has a few theories. It may be due to an encouraging trend: Vermonters are healthier and living longer. Or it could be a matter of chance: The number of anatomical donations ﬂuctuates from year to year, ranging from 32 to 50. This year may be a statistical aberration.

Another possible factor is that anatomical gift programs have gotten a bad rap in recent years owing to a few “bad apples.” Although UVM’s program has a spotless ethical record, the same can’t be said for all medical schools. For example, in 2007, the director of UCLA’s Willed Body Program was arrested for proﬁteering from the sale and transportation of bodies and parts. Such revelations, though rare, do little to instill public trust in an industry that is largely unregulated.

ting copies of the death certiﬁcate or storing the body overnight.

Ironically, the drop in body donations in Vermont runs contrary to what’s happening in many other parts of the country, where anatomical donations have hit record highs. The Anatomy Gifts Registry of Glen Burnie, Md., is one of the nation’s only nonproﬁt organizations that handles whole-body donations for medical schools and research facilities in the 48 contiguous states. According to executive vice president Brent Bardsley, his organization has had two consecutive record months of activity — with donations rising from 60 to 80 bodies in a usual month to more than 100 a month in August and September.

Why the body boom? Bardsley, too, suggests the economy is a factor. Many

families simply can’t afford the cost of a funeral anymore. In fact, his organization has begun getting referrals from a seemingly unlikely source: undertakers. Apparently, some funeral directors have started turning to the registry as a way of recouping expenses they’ve already incurred from families who couldn’t pay for a full-blown funeral service or even a less costly cremation. Unlike UVM, the Anatomy Gifts Registry reimburses families and funeral homes for all their costs.

In an age when so many other aspects of scientific education and research are done with computer models and simulations, anatomists say when it comes to learning one’s way around the human body, there’s still no substitute for the real McCoy.

Dr. Jean Szilva teaches gross anatomy and neuroscience to students training to become doctors and physical therapists. Szilva, who’s been teaching at UVM

cation: While computer models present an average or idealized version of human structures — nerves, arteries, veins, muscles, bones, tendons and ligaments — cadavers provide the full range of human diversity. Part of the students’ lesson comes from cutting into actual flesh and bone, which, as she puts it, “gives eyes to their fingertips.”

“To see what arthritis is, to feel the roughness of the joints, to see the bone overgrowth,” she adds, is “a visual and tactile experience that cannot easily be erased from your memory.”

Moreover, the process of dissecting cadavers and learning how to identify various structures and their relationships trains students’ minds to think and problem-solve like doctors. When students see firsthand how metastatic cancer has spread throughout a body, they will understand, viscerally, what cancer patients mean when they say they “feel tired all over.”

dignity, respect and appreciation with which anatomical donations are treated at UVM; at the end of each school year, the students hold a memorial service to thank the people who made this aspect of their medical education possible. The school also maintains a plot and memorial bench near campus for cremains that aren’t reclaimed by the next of kin.

And Szilva knows that, like Parsons, she’ll be on the dissecting table herself someday. As she puts it, “I think it’s a great opportunity for me to teach one last class.”

TNeedless to say, not everyone feels warm and fuzzy about the idea of someone tinkering with their innards. And UVM can’t accept every body it is bequeathed, Parsons points out. People who are overly emaciated or obese when they die pose unique challenges for storage, preservation and dissection. Likewise, patients who die from highly communicable diseases, such as hepatitis C and HIV/AIDS, cannot be accepted.

Parsons says the university is looking into solutions to its cadaver shortage. One possibility is asking other institutions; in the past, UVM has helped out nearby facilities when it had a surplus. In the longer term, he says, the university is exploring possible funding streams that would enable it to reimburse families for the cost of transporting their deceased to UVM. For their part, Szilva and Parsons both emphasize the enormous level of

om Scribner of Waterbury is one of the undisclosed number of Vermonters who plan to leave their bodies to UVM — when the time comes. “I’m 50 years old and not planning on going anywhere right away,” he emphasizes. Scribner’s interest is mostly philanthropic; he says his body has “some pretty interesting stuff in it that medical students may be interested in,” including surgical implants and the remains of several unusual procedures.

But Scribner, who doesn’t cotton to the idea of a pricey funeral, admits that he’s concerned about burdening his loved ones with the expense of getting his remains to the university. As he puts it, “It’s not like in the movie Vacation, where the Griswolds were going down the highway with a body on the roof.”

Not that that would be a problem in Vermont. Actually, it’s perfectly legal for Vermonters to move their own dead. No federal law prevents the transport of a dead body across state lines, either, though funeral consumer advocates strongly recommend checking the laws in each state and obtaining the proper paperwork, such as a copy of a death certificate, beforehand. This will head off any awkward and potentially timeconsuming encounters with suspicious members of law enforcement.

For his part, UVM’s Parsons suggests that self-transport may not be the most desirable method of delivery. At the very least, he says, people should call ahead to let the university know they’re coming, and not just show up at the back door with dearly departed Uncle Mort. m

Getting the Edge

At last week’s figure skating championships, Vermonters got a taste of serious competition

town welcome: Emily Young and Allison Krein, of the Champlain Valley Skating

Emily Young

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that, for every Michelle Kwan, there are dozens of talented, hardworking skaters who will end up shelving their Olympic dreams in favor of coaching or college.

When you watch skating on TV, guided by the stentorian tones of Dick Button, it’s easy to see the outcomes as foreordained. But sitting rinkside, where you feel the spring in the jumps and hear the scratch of the toepicks, nothing seems certain.

“It’s annoying to put in a year’s worth of work and have it come down to four minutes,” said Miner, echoing the words of Carol Heiss Jenkins. But in

Allison Krein

Winter Blues

A UVm researcher is seeking a long-term cure for SAD

When we “fall back” for daylight saving time this Sunday at 2 a.m., most Vermonters will enjoy an extra hour of sleep and then grouse about the earlier sunsets.

But for people like Burlington’s Sue Smith, the time change is a tick toward the dark depression that once left her nearly incapacitated. “I wanted to crawl into a corner,” says Smith (who agreed to speak with Seven Days using a pseudonym) about autumn’s light-dwindling days. “I lost my appetite, my interest in work and my ability to focus. I’d avoid reading the paper, watching the news — the gloomy weather and the gloomy life and stressful circumstances became even more gloomy and stressful.”

Smith suffers from seasonal affective disorder, or SAD, a condition once dismissed as the “winter blues” but now considered a form of severe depression. Thanks to Vermont’s climate and distance from the equator, the Green Mountain State has among the highest rates of Smith’s so-called “gloom.”

According to the University of Vermont’s Kelly Rohan, an associate professor of psychology and a leading researcher on SAD, about 1 percent of Floridians suffer from the disorder. In northern states, that number jumps to 9 or 10 percent of the population who are “depressed emotionally, losing interest in the things they normally enjoy, [having] difficulty concentrating, feeling guilty or worthless, or gaining or losing at least five pounds,” says Rohan.

There can be thoughts of death and suicide, too — and researchers still aren’t able to pinpoint why SAD happens. “One theory is that our body’s circadian rhythms may become delayed, but exactly how this leads to depression isn’t clear,” says Rohan. “Another theory is that maybe people with SAD are like circadian mammals who hibernate in winter.”

Some northern Vermonters are already using light therapy to help them emerge from the SAD cave. Now, on the heels of her seminal study published in the September issue of Behavior Therapy, Rohan is looking for local SAD sufferers to participate in a study on how resetting our minds through cognitive therapy can offset the resetting of the

clock. “The general public is more aware of SAD [than before], and health and mental-health providers are more aware of it,” says Rohan. “But we’re looking at the long-term outcome ... how we can permanently change that maladaptive pattern of thinking and retreating.”

That retreat can happen at any point from the end of summer into January, says Rohan; typically, the worst months are January and February. For longtime Vermonter Tom Ayres, the malaise begins in August each year. “Labor Day is my least favorite holiday,” he says, “because it marks the entry into what I ruefully call ‘the dark side.’”

Ayres says he first noticed SAD symptoms in 1994, when he’d bolt awake in the middle of the night and couldn’t get back to sleep — a biorhythm interruption accompanied by drowsiness, lethargy and inertia. Instead of self-diagnosis and self-treatment — common practices among the public, says Rohan — Ayres consulted his doctor, who prescribed light therapy.

Exercise can help stave off SAD symptoms, as can improved eating habits and some nutritional supplements. But nothing, believe many SAD sufferers, beats basking in the artificial rays of a 10,000-lux light box.

Available since the 1960s, these boxes mimic natural outdoor light and have proved to be one of the most effective natural treatments for SAD. Some insurance companies will even cover them with a prescription. When Smith’s niece was diagnosed with SAD about 10 years ago, the Burlington resident realized the illness might run in the family, and she decided to seek treatment for her own symptoms. While she now takes an antidepressant and notes that “a oneweek break in Puerto Rico can really charge the batteries,” Smith swears by the rays she receives from her newly adjusted windows and a light box.

“I feel like I’m managing it now,” says Smith, who goes for 20 to 30 minutes of light therapy daily. “I don’t feel like I’m hiding all winter. I can go out and do my regular activities.”

Ayres, meanwhile, depends on 45 minutes of exposure to his light box each day to ensure normal energy levels and sound sleep. “It’s pretty dramatic how finely tuned to the light my system seems

Healt

to be, and how noticeable the symptoms are when I don’t get the light,” he says.

But light therapy remains a short-term fix for SAD on which patients become dependent, and that has led Rohan to examine an alternative — specifically, cognitive therapy. The study she just published in Behavior Therapy compares light therapy treatment with cognitive behavior therapy, a combination of the two and a wait-list control. Rohan and her team of researchers found that those who underwent cognitive group therapy for twice-weekly, 90-minute sessions over six weeks were “significantly less depressed at one year than the light therapy group.”

Meanwhile, the authors write, light therapy “appears to be best classified as a palliative treatment in that it tends to suppress SAD symptoms as long as it is continued throughout the typically symptomatic months, but it does not alter the course of the underlying disorder once it is discontinued.” While 36.7 percent of people treated with light therapy had a SAD recurrence one year later, only 7 percent of the cognitive behavior therapy group felt depression again, and at less severe levels.

In short, unplug the light box and you unplug the solution to SAD, but cognitive therapy rewires the whole system. “It changes the person,” Rohan says. “They are different in how they think about and cope with winter. They

know how to fortify themselves against a relapse.”

Cognitive therapy is actually simpler than it sounds. “This is about getting people out,” says Rohan. “Literally, anything outside of hibernating — if you like outdoor exercise, great. But it could be indoor activities, anything that’s fun. Maybe you can become interested in the arts, painting, indoor gardening; ways to grow herbs and to coax bulbs to bloom if you have the patience. Social activities.”

Thanks to a $2 million, five-year grant from the National Institute of Mental Health, Rohan is planning to follow 160 adult participants over two years, comparing just light therapy and cognitive behavior therapy (without combination therapy). She calls it the “Cadillac” version of the trial, and hopes it will give Vermonters like Smith and Ayres a smoother ride through the dark days of winter.

Simply waiting and watching the clock isn’t an option for those at northern latitudes. As Rohan says of sufferers who don’t seek professional treatment for SAD, “It will be mid-March before you begin feeling better.” m

For more information on participating in the SAD study, call 656-9890. got a comment? contact Sarah Tuff at tuff@sevendaysvt.com.

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Murder Most Filling

Whodunit dinner parties offer food for deduction

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

The murder was discovered after the guests arrived, but before they’d helped themselves to a salad of red-leaf lettuce, apples and fresh mozzarella, laced with apple cider vinegar and olive oil. As they popped crisp fruit and soft cheese into their mouths, they asked each other pointed questions. A nightclub singer with red lips and a sparkling evening gown was on the hot seat: “I hear your father was a convicted killer. Have you followed in his footsteps?” “Were you ever a ‘working goil’ at The Everlay Club?”

The scene was a Chicago speakeasy in 1928, but the events were being played out in my chilly Charlotte living room, with period jazz emanating from my MacBook rather than a ﬁve-piece band. Eight of us were engaged in a “murder mystery dinner party” game purchased from Amazon.com as an all-inclusive kit. Nametags were a xed to our costumes, and booklets containing character information and clues sat beside our plates. Halloween may be the obvious time to take part in a macabre mystery game — in which each player is also a suspect in a heinous crime — but it’s easy to ﬁnd an interactive whodunit for all occasions. The Internet abounds in websites peddling everything from pirate-themed murders set on the briny deep to womenonly scenarios that occur at chocolateladen bridal showers.

At host-party.com, a Colorado company started in 2004, crime ﬁghters can choose among more than 70 prefab misdeeds, with each kit costing about $30. The site gives hosts everything they need to assign roles to their guests, send out e-vites with costuming suggestions and a few initial clues, set the scene with appropriate décor, and whip up dinner. Recipes range from the classy — warm goat-cheese salad and Steak Balmoral with whisky cream sauce — to the grotesque, such as Bleeding Gums Gumbo, in which tomatoes are fashioned into

blood clots and corn kernels imitate rotting teeth.

At host-a-murder.com, the focus is on slightly less gory corporate gatherings. “Murder mystery events ... allow colleagues to mix and mingle under glee-inducing circumstances ... [which] creates a better work environment,” the site claims. “Your sta will now have something more to talk about other than account #251 or Sarah and Bill’s o ce romance.”

But you don’t have to go through the rigmarole of hosting — or ﬁnding a friend or a boss willing to do it — to solve a crime over dinner. Guests simply dress up and show up for various murder mystery events around the state, such as an “audience-interactive” cruise on the Spirit of Ethan Allen III that leaves the harbor every Thursday from mid-June through early September. For $48.10, guests get a jaunt on the lake complete with sordid scenarios and lobster bisque.

Prefer to remain on dry land? At Back Inn Time, a B&B in St. Albans, the owner’s son, Tim Cray, who also owns the nearby Park Café, hosts a couple of open murder mystery dinner parties each year, and he’s always willing to whip one up for a group of friends looking for a good

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time. “Typically you want eight to 12 people,” he suggests. For $50 per person, Cray, who purchases his kits online, “provides the facilitation and narrating” along with a four-course meal.

“I always do a sit-down dinner,” he says. The main course might be a mapleglazed chicken breast stu ed with cheddar, Granny Smith apples and ham, or beef tenderloin with a Guinness demiglace. Sleuths can also “choose to pay top dollar for a real fancy meal,” says Cray.

Back Inn Time’s mystery dinners usually take about four hours to complete, but they may stretch for six or seven if the solvers are really gung-ho. Cray estimates only about 15 percent of individuals actually identify the culprit. (In

most boxed mysteries, the guilty party is a participant who’s as clueless — at least early in the game — as everyone else.)

Rustic inns can be creepy enough, but it’s hard to envision a better setting for a murder mystery than Wilson Castle, a 32-room, turreted brick pile in Proctor that was built beginning in 1867. Now owned by a nonproﬁt, it’s sorely in need of restoration. Enter Rusty Trombley, whose job as the property’s “entertainment director” is to cook up fundraising ideas. Some of his are deliciously murderous ones.

The castle’s mainstay is the haunted tour Trombley puts on every Halloween, and he’s overseen wine tastings, jazz festivals and even a singles soirée. But for the past few years he’s been o ering murder mystery evenings, too. “The owner said, ‘Is there anything else you can think of?’” he recalls. “I’d never been to a murder mystery, and thought they were intriguing.” It helps that Trombley has a background in special e ects and makeup for ﬁlm and television — and connections with the local police department and EMT response team. While tours of the castle force visitors to stay behind the velvet ropes, those who come for murder mystery parties get to explore nearly every part of the building, from the drawers and cupboards in the bedrooms to the service corridor that leads to the kitchen.

Clues might be anywhere. Trombley’s favorite creepy setting: “The basement,” he says. “It looks like Dracula’s castle, with vaulted ceilings and long hallways.”

Unlike Cray, Trombley concocts his own stories.

“The name of my show is ‘Murder Mysteries Live,’ because we do a lot of it on the spot,” he explains. Using members of the audience who have expressed a desire to be a part of the action, Trombley

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A vermOnter mAkes sugAr skulls FOr DAy OF the DeAD Nobody does Halloween better than Mexico. Dia de los Muertos sprang up as a combination of the Catholic All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day with Aztec traditions that make light of death while celebrating the lives of fallen loved ones. The celebration, which spans the first two days of November, involves assembling shrines (or ofrendas) full of pictures of the departed along with some of their favorite things in life, such as candy or flowers. An arrangement of marigolds and sugar skulls, called calaveras or calaveritos, completes the picture.

Her calaveras are embellished with “traditional Mexican themes like flowers and crosses,” Young says. Customers can choose any color and design. Want to remember Grandpa with a tribute to his love of cars or fishing? Young will oblige. In fact, she says she’s just pleased to “be putting the word out. It has really allowed me to spread this art beyond just enjoying it in my kitchen.”

To order your own, write to Young at liling@caa. columbia.edu.

The cemeteries of the Green Mountains may not fill with celebrants on November 1, but we can enjoy bones of our own. LI LIng Young, a Burlington mother and employee at Vermont Energy Investment Corporation, recently began marketing a line of sweet skulls to other fans of Mexican art and culture.

A Los Angeles native, Young says she has always found Dia de los Muertos “fun and exciting and like nothing we have in the U.S.” Though she has long made the treats for her kids’ school, Young just began advertising the candies on Front Porch Forum.

Young’s sugar-andmeringue-powder creations are available undecorated for $5 to $8, depending on size. For Halloween parties, she offers packages with plain skulls and decoration fixings. But Young says most customers request she use her own artistry to give the dead some pizzazz.

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After 21 years of contention, the Jack Daniel’s World Championship Invitational Barbecue has its first East Coast victor. The team doesn’t hail from North Carolina or even from Lynchburg, Tenn., where the competition is held. Nope — Team I Que is based in Hopkinton, Mass. And one of its members is John DELpha, co-owner and chef at ThE BELTED Cow in Essex Junction.

The team of three cooks was one of 70 in competition, from spots as far-flung as Australia and Estonia, and one of only five from New England invited to the prestigious event. Teams are required to cook up samples of white- and dark-meat chicken; pork ribs, shoulder or butt; and beef brisket. I Que, headed by Massachusetts resident Chris Hart, original owner of Boston’s Tremont 647 restaurant, placed eighth for chicken, second for butts and shoulders, and second for Delpha’s Bananas Foster Cheesecake Parfait. That was enough to earn it the title of Grand Champion. Delpha, who spoke to Seven Days while driving back from Lynchburg with

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Though he doesn’t whip up competition-style meat every day — “too much prep,” he says — he’ll offer opportunities to try his winning tastes. After a successful test-run at a 7 Nights Bite Club tasting, for which he prepared some of his competition standards, Delpha plans on making barbecue specials on Tuesday nights. He also hopes to host occasional small barbecue nights at the restaurant. Until then, he points out, “we always have pulled pork on the menu.”

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The only Bosnian restaurant in downtown Burlington shut its doors for the last time on October 10. DragInJa VuJanoVIC, co-owner of Euro CornEr with her son DaLIBor, says the 10- and 12-hour days wore her down.

“I didn’t have my own life,” the grandmother says.

However, when one door closes, another opens. The Vujanovics, who still own and operate the Winooski grocery a TasTE of EuropE, are ramping up production at the store’s bakery. Look for fluffy lepinja bread and buttery burek (individual meat, spinach or cheese pies) at hEaLThY LIVIng, CITY marKET and other local food purveyors.

After several stops and starts, LEELawaDEE in Winooski is gone for good says nIEm Dong, who owns 99 asIan marKET and is the daughter-in-law of Leelawadee owner snow DInh Dinh could not be reached for comment. Co-owner Champ Chompupong, also of BangKoK BIsTro, has left Vermont for his native Thailand.

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E. J. Tebbetts straightens his suspenders. He has nearly completed work on his new home overlooking Woodbury Lake in Woodbury, Vt. He takes a pencil from his pocket and writes on the wall of the front room, At work today here on this house. He signs his name and the year, 1884.

One hundred and 25 years later, Tebbetts and Maggie Zuccardi have something of a contentious relationship. He locks her dachshunds, Greta and Hubbard, in bedrooms. He has a rude penchant for slamming doors. The fact that he’s been dead for a century does nothing to diminish Tebbetts’ irascibility, especially now that Zuccardi is about to expand her restaurant, White Rock Pizza, to include a bar in the room that bears his signature. Maybe he feels like his John Hancock still gives him a claim to the place.

Some restaurateurs cynically tout their resident ghosts as tourist attractions. But Zuccardi is a woman who takes history seriously, living or dead: She makes her pies from yeast strains her grandmother brought from the Old Country. Plus, the business she claims to share with the shade of Tebbetts — and perhaps other spooks — is also her home. Listening to her tale, even a skeptic feels the force of her conviction. But she says she worries that customers, doubting her sanity, will avoid her food.

Zuccardi had plans to open her new bar space with a Halloween masquerade ball on October 31. That is, until Tebbetts had his say. Zuccardi tells Seven Days she was standing in the kitchen recently when “something grabbed my ponytail and yanked me backward.”

Her mother, sister and two customers were witnesses. Zuccardi fled upstairs, where her boyfriend, Drew McQueeney, helped her calm down enough to return to work. When Zuccardi opened the oven, “the pizza came flying out at me,” she says, sounding, well, haunted.

Zuccardi’s mother, Carol Huntsinger — a member of her household along with McQueeney and Zuccardi’s grown son, John — recalls what happened: “I saw Maggie’s head snap back,” she says. “She was facing me and she had this startled look on her face. She thought Drew had come down into the kitchen and pulled her ponytail ... It was such a pull that the next day her neck hurt her.”

Zuccardi isn’t a big skeptic when it comes to the paranormal. Without a nudge from the “other side,” in fact, she might not have opened her business.

The 47-year-old former rock singer bought her six-room house two years ago, when she was working as a truck dispatcher in Barre. No one told her the place was haunted, but she recalls that one of the sellers “grabbed me by the arm and said, ‘They are so happy you have bought this house.’” They who? Once she started getting the former resident’s mail, Zuccardi claims, she discovered the woman was a medium.

Later, when she talked to other previous tenants of the house, Zuccardi learned about Tebbetts. By her account, the Barclay family — who lived there in the 1960s and ’70s — routinely saw a strange man wearing dark pants and red suspenders mount the stairs between the kitchen and living room. Elderly members of the nearby Sabin family (for whom Woodbury’s Sabin Pond is named) had known Tebbetts in life. They confirmed to the Barclays that the description matched. The Barclays also came across a photograph of Tebbetts chopping wood, which they included in a scrapbook they made for Zuccardi, currently displayed on the counter at White Rock Pizza.

When Zuccardi was suddenly downsized from her job last year, she panicked, she recalls. As she searched for new employment, Huntsinger pointed out to her, “You have this huge kitchen — do something with it!”

Though Zuccardi says she learned to make pizza by trial and error, the native of Mystic, Conn. had plenty of experience with hot ovens. Before moving here, she spent years cooking over a Revolutionary-era hearth at Randall’s Ordinary in North Stonington, where she nightly explained to tourists that the second-greatest killer of 18th-century women (after childbirth) was burning alive in the kitchen.

Besides culinary experience, Zuccardi had tradition to draw on — she comes from what she calls “a huge pasta family.” Still, with “the economy in the shitter,” she worried she might not be able to draw enough business to her home half an hour from Montpelier. A friend recommended she consult a medium by the name of Shawnee. Without prompting or prior knowledge, the psychic told Zuccardi her great-grandmother was saying to her from beyond, “Aren’t you glad I taught you how to cook?”

That great-grandmother, Louisa Cerina, had been a successful restaurant owner herself. She wed a chef on an Italian ocean liner, but left the boat for London, where she made enough money cooking at the famous Gray’s Inn Restaurant to

travel to New York. There Cerina bankrolled her own business by working as a hat-check girl at the brand-new 21 Club — meanwhile stowing her children, including Zuccardi’s grandfather, in an orphanage. Situated near Sardi’s and Mama Leone’s, Cerina’s now long-gone establishment served a four-course prix fixe featuring a foie gras starter — for 85 cents. Though Zuccardi describes Cerina as a tyrant, her mother offers, “In Maggie, I can see my grandmother. She just lives to cook.”

With her great-grandmother’s blessing and the goal of making pizza “that’s healthy to eat, but that people in Woodbury can afford,” Zuccardi began “experimenting and experimenting and experimenting.” (She jokes that, when people ask members of her household when White Rock opened, they respond, “About 15 pounds ago.”)

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she raised her children and grandchildren. Zuccardi has just started her own strain. “Whether it will be haunted, I don’t know,” she joshes.

In her girlish voice, Zuccardi describes the starter as if it were a capricious spirit: “I have to be really careful with how much I use,” she says. “It can turn on you at any second. My family will eat something and say, ‘Can you duplicate it?’ and I say, ‘No.’”

Around the time Zuccardi started crafting her menu, Tebbetts first raised a fuss — or as she puts it, “This thing just went berserk.” In addition to locking and slamming doors, the ghost developed a penchant for mimicking the voices of household members. Tebbetts — or perhaps another ghost — also took to waking the entire household at precisely 3:00 every morning. “It wasn’t 2:59 or 3:01,” says Zuccardi. “I heard this woman talking, and it sounded like she was at the end of my bed. It was very muffled, and I couldn’t understand what she was saying.” The first time, Zuccardi recalls, she thought she was half dreaming until her boyfriend mentioned he’d heard it, too.

Huntsinger was more bothered by the voices of babies giggling and crying. She was also troubled by the voice of a young child who would regularly cry, “Mommy!” Zuccardi says the Barclay family told her their mother “constantly heard babies crying. She thought it was a sign from God that she needed to fill this house with children.” By the time the Barclays left the house, they had 14 kids,

When Zuccardi opened the oven, “the piZZ a came flying out at me,” she says, sounding, Well, haunted.

of White Rock Pizza was once Tebbetts’ horse barn. Now it’s filled with two pizza ovens — enough to fire up six pies at once.

The dough contains two different yeasts, both smuggled to Vermont by Zuccardi’s grandmother, Adele Cerina, who lives on the Italian island of Ischia. “It’s just kind of something that she just grabbed,” says Zuccardi. “It’s not supposed to leave the island.”

The precious starters grow in a lighted box just up the stairs in the living room. The first is called a crisceto, says Zuccardi, a byproduct of beer fermentation that’s said to date back to one of Napoleon’s Italian campaigns. The other starter, grown by Cerina herself, has gained pungency through the years as

it off,” she says through heaving giggles. “Maybe they thought I was just talking to my sister.”

Spiritual interlopers haven’t interfered with White Rock Pizza’s business. When it opened in April, says Zuccardi, lines were out the door. Overwhelmed, she sent out some undercooked pies — then apologized and posted a note on her website asking customers to return for a free pie “if you got a shitty pizza, and I’m sure you did.” The plan worked. Many folks disappointed the first day have become weekly customers, says Zuccardi.

Besides the ghosts and the ancient yeast, White Rock has a prime location going for it; in summer, guests can sit on the porch overlooking Woodbury Lake in pink Adirondack chairs, surrounded by Huntsinger’s multicolored hydrangeas and petunias. The bar, which dates back to a 1980s restaurant called Woodbury Manor, is a dark cherry beauty that evokes an English gentlemen’s club.

Zuccardi keeps her pizza toppings on the lighter side so as not to break the delicate, ultra-thin crusts, which are available in white or whole wheat. She serves both traditional favorites and quirkier offerings such as Zante currant and walnut. Specialty pies include the Garlic Love (“You’ve got to love the person you’re eating it with”) and Fire in the Hole (homemade Buffalo chicken, cheddar, onion and a drizzle of house blue cheese or Ranch dressing). In summer, most ingredients come straight from Zuccardi’s garden. This winter, a friend with a hothouse will grow tomatoes and herbs to supplement her own garlic.

including a slew of special-needs foster children. (The surviving Barclays could not be reached for comment.)

When the ghosts became restless, Zuccardi was worried. Her other son, a 6-foot-5-inch Navy man, refused to sleep upstairs when visiting, fearing “whatever this is or whoever this is,” she says.

A friend of Zuccardi’s suggested she try to reason with the revenants. Though she initially laughed this off, one day she found herself in her pantry saying, “I know this is your home, but we’re not making any major changes; we’re just moving things around.” Just as Zuccardi told her spectral companion, “We’d like you to be a part of this,” a pair of customers walked in. “I just kind of blew

Though Zuccardi says her original goal was just to pay her mortgage, she is awed by the sense of community her restaurant has inspired. Before, she says, she was known as “the flatlander who bought the big house.” But her use of local suppliers and her work for nearby charities — such as a recent benefit for High Ledge Farm — have helped her bond with the community.

What about bonding with the spirits in her house? After the flying pizza incident, Zuccardi called the Green Mountain Paranormal Society for assistance. “It’s so retarded, I can’t even tell you,” she moans, saying she’s hoping the ghost hunters will show up in November. “I don’t want to do anything to piss this thing off,” Zuccardi adds. “I don’t want a plate going around and hitting someone in the head or something. ’Cause, even though people think it’s fun and interesting, I still have to pay my mortgage.” m

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shapes a scenario he’s written to fit the crowd. One constant: “I try to be a mysterious, brooding host,” says the impresario, who describes himself as “tall, dark and maybe handsome.” “I’m 6-foot-2 with a goatee; sometimes I walk around with a cane.”

The formal sit-down dinner is usually prepared by Trombley’s brother, an accomplished chef who catered Michael J. Fox’s Vermont wedding. While guests eat, “I go into each dining room and lay out the scenario,” Trombley says. “I give them what they’re expecting.” That may mean telling dressed-up people who are scarfing down cheese-and-spinachstuffed flank steak or vegetarian lasagna that they’ll be solving the mystery of a sordid affair that took place in a previous century.

in Elizabethan England called “The Maiming of the Shrew.” Although I can’t remember if the culprit was Gridlock, the Merchant of Tennis, or Spamlet, Prince of Hallmarke, I recall having had a good time.

But the setup is “all a ruse.” As sated guests seek clues scattered around the building, a real-time scenario — a modern-day mystery Trombley has cooked up — unfolds around them. Perhaps the lights go out, and people have to grope their way in the dark. Then a dinner guest stumbles over a body, tricked out with makeup and fake blood. Occasionally, a member of the group simply disappears.

“They really do lose track of what’s real and what’s fake,” Trombley says gleefully. That’s especially true when real emergency vehicles arrive on the scene. “We really try to push the limits at the reality end of things,” the mastermind explains. “One of my favorite ones was when I got arrested right in front of them.”

Because Wilson Castle has “an ancient heating system,” Trombley has stopped hosting murder mysteries for the season, but he’s already booking them for next spring and summer. As many as 50 people can attend the “recession special,” a casual, buffet-style mystery dinner for $30 per person. Private parties of 14 to 20 can pay $65 each for the full-on formal meal and game. “We want people to dress up like they’re going to a wedding,” Trombley says. “It gives people in central Vermont a reason to put on cocktail dresses and heels.”

Lacking a spooky castle for my own murder mystery evening, I opted to stick with the tried and true: a boxed kit from a company called How to Host a Murder. Since I discovered murder mystery parties as a teenager, I’d hosted three, including one that took place

When the box arrived in the mail, I began working on recipe ideas and considering casting and costumes. I knew I’d play the journalist, nicknamed “Scoop,” but who could pull off a highsociety, Packard-driving dame with a shady past? I recruited some theatrically inclined friends.

The included recipe for antipasti platter and veal scallopini struck me as too simple, so I concocted a menu of potato gnocchi and braciole — tomato-saucebraised beef with pancetta, Parmesan, garlic, parsley and bread crumbs.

The fluffy gnocchi topped with tender shreds of beef were a hit, but the boxed murder mystery fell a little flat — especially after I’d heard about Trombley’s bloody corpses and realseeming arrests. Our solution seemed random — the brassy brothel owner did it — but finding that out hinged on taking minutely detailed notes. Not easy to do while consuming an elaborate meal.

While we may not have figured out who bumped off gangster “Hal” Coppone, we sure had a good time getting dressed up and adopting accents. Next time, I’ll try another company that offers print-your-own versions from the web. And if I’m ever feeling flush — and can find a fancy enough dress — I’m contemplating a trip to Wilson Castle for some classy mealtime mayhem. m

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2002 J ETTa T di s E dan $6300 New battery, starter, exhaust, extras. inspected to 10/10. Winter/summer wheels. info: e ric Gorman, 802-310-4518.

2002 k ia Rio c inco auto., cd, 74K. fun, easy car to drive. Great in the snow. Pair of winters incl. $3000. info: 802-355-5002.

2005 h onda c R-v EX 41k W/ aW d a B s , alloys, recent tires, alloy mounted snows, roof rack, fogs, all weather mats, sunroof, cd changer. e xcellent, clean condition. $16,700. info: 802-4824612.

2007 Toyo Ta P R ius 5-dr. sedan, f W d a B s , V sc backup camera, 34K, winter tires. Great shape. c all 802-4343565.

iT k EEP s on R unning! Good car. Runs well. Goes anywhere. d ealerinstalled newer engine. Many new parts. s ome rust. Good winter tires. Must sell. Best offer takes it. info: d avid Barash, 802-272-7883.

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X-TREME E l E c TR ic scoo TER a ll electric, has all the lighting options, horns, no license needed easy to ride, sold new for over $1300, would like $750. info: mfw927@yahoo. com.

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Available Now. Newly remodeled studios, one and two-bedroom flats/townhouses located in Burlington’s Old North End. Conveniently located on the bus line, close to downtown, heat and hot water included in some cases. Pets allowed. Rents start at $660.00 & up, income limits may apply. For more details call 861-7372 or go to wwww.getahome.org/rent-a-home

2009 ya M aha Rhino 700 E fi e xcellent condition, 4W d warranty. info: dudhik@netscape.com

2 & 3 b Rs, nEW, hE aT i ncl. Never lived in. Heat, water, HW, trash, garage, extra storage.

Walk to all. c entral a / c $1550-1900/mo. info: diemer Properties, llc 802-951-2457, www. clocktowersquare.net.

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1 B a , 42 intervale ave., W/ d on site, off-street parking. s orry, no pets. $1650/mo., incl. lawncare, snow removal, water/sewer, rubbish. c ontact Keith, 863-6940. info: keith@ appletreebay.com.

THE PINK LADY

End Unit, top floor condo with wood burning fireplace, open floor plan, fresh paint and newer appliances is move-in ready. Fresh paint, garage, storage, laundry and more! Convenient location in Essex Junction. Call today! $125,900

Call Julie lamoreaux

Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty (802) 846-9583 || www.Julielamoreaux.com

This 3 bedroom, 1.5 bath home is a great value for downtown Burlington. Just two blocks from Church Street, this home is a short walk to the bus route, restaurants and other amenities. Seller is a Vermont licensed realtor. $310,000

Call Brian Libby Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty (802) 846-9558 || www.HickokandBoardman.com

Live in

Metal roof and vinyl siding for low maintenance. $233,500

Call Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com

garage, screened porch and great yard. $268,000

Call Marybeth rust (802) 846-9566 || www.hickokandboardman.com Coldwell banker hickok & boardman realty

bright with expansion attic space. Warm, natural colors throughout. call Sheila Jacobs (802) 846-9516 || www.Hickokandboardman.com coldwell banker Hickok and boardman realty

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3-br house s b urlington Lovely, in Mayfair Park. New kitchen w/ granite counters, new appliances. Lg. master BR, sunny LR, basement w/ W/D, garage, yard, gardens. $1600/mo. +. NS. Info: Sally Howe, 802-922-2217.

AFF or DA ble AP ts .! 1-BR, $850/mo., 2-BR, $966/mo., 3-BR, $1179/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Fitness center, media room & covered parking! Pets allowed! Income requirements:

1 person less than $31,740/yr.; 2 people combined less than $36,300; 3 people combined less than $40,800. EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www. keenscrossing.com.

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2 BR, 1 BA. 1100 sq.ft., plenty of parking, pet friendly, W/D room. Avail. now. $1225/mo. incl. heat, lawncare, plowing, trash removal. Info: Atwood Holdings, LLC, Jeffrey Atwood, 802-363-0914.

b url 2 br $1250 in C l. he At DW, 2nd-floor private porch, off-street parking, smoke-free building, nice, clean, modern, no pets, lease, deposit, refs. 802-862-4888.

Avail. Nov. 1. $1550/mo. Info: 802-363-2650.

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b urlington Avail. now. 31 Hyde St. 3-BR condo, 1.5-BA, W/D, low utils., parking. $1150/mo. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467.

b urlington 2-BR, close to downtown & Battery Park. Parking for 1 car. $850/mo. Avail. Nov. 1. Info: 802-863-7110.

b urlington 2-BR apt. HDWD floors, close to hospital. Heat incl. Parking for 1 car.

b urlington 2 br Spacious 2nd floor apt., newly renovated inside & out. Off-street parking, 1-car garage, basement W/D & storage. Sorry, no pets. $1250/mo. Info: Adam Mason, 973-556-5610.

b urlington 2 br 1st-floor apt. just completely renovated inside & out. Off-street parking, 1-car garage, basement W/D & storage. Sorry, no pets. $1100/mo. Info: Adam Mason, 973-556-5610.

b urlington 2- br A P ts. Nov. 1. 880 sq.ft. Private, wooded location. 2.5 miles to downtown Burlington. Professionally managed. Visit www.littleeaglebay.com or call 802-658-3053. $940/

mo. & $955/mo. (w/ fireplace) + utils. Info: PDM Inc., Sindy Hayden, sindy@985limited.com.

b urlington i mm AC ul Ate h ome Saratoga Ave.: 3 BRs, 1.5 BAs, 1536 sq.ft. w/ shining HDWD, family room w/ vaulted ceiling & skylights. Both BAs renovated, built-ins, now thru July 15, 2010, $1600/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.

HickokandBoardman. com.

b urlington r enovAte D 3 br 2 very lg. BRs, 1 very small BR/home office. Eat-in kitchen. Offstreet parking. Coin-op W/D. Lg. backyard. Pets negotiable. $1300/mo. + utils. Evan, 598-1444. Info: 802-598-1444.

b urlington s o. e n D 1 br Apt. $850/mo. + utils. Gas heat/HW. Off-street parking. Quiet Hayward

St. location. Walk to downtown. NS/pets. Owner occupied. Info: 802-383-0998.

b urlington uPP er mAP le s t. Hill section, lg. 1-BR, bright, woodwork throughout. Parking, W/D. Heat & HW incl. $1200/ mo. Info: Studio404@ comcast.net.

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locations. 2 bedrooms, 2 baths, beautiful living space and an open floor plan make this home a must see! The benefits of condo living make this contemporary home stress free! $204,500 call edie Brodsky (802) 846-9532 || www.edieHomes.com

cathedral ceilings and a fantastic loft perfect for work or play! Private backyard, pool and tennis, are just a few of the benefits of convenient condo living! $165,000 call edie brodsky (802) 846-9532 || www.ediehomes.com coldwell

with charm was restored and what about those hardwood floors!!! The covered entry porch is awesome, and the large kitchen has new appliances and washer/ dryer hookups!! $134,900

Call Chris von Trapp (802) 846-9525 || www.ChrisvonTrapp.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty

Call Kieran donnelly (802) 846-9509 || www.Thedonnellygroup.com Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty

room runs the lenth of the house. 2 additional rooms downstairs. Rumford fireplace, efficient woodstove. Patio, gardens. $1800/ mo. incl. lawncare, rubbish, plowing, some heat. Avail. Dec. 1. 425-2877, 598-4309. Info: Horsford Gardens and Nursery, Charlie Proutt, www. horsfordnursery.com.

Col C hester: u pdated h ome Evergreen Circle: 2 BRs, 2 BAs + 2 bonus rooms,

HDWD, W/D, master w/ BA, huge LR, finished basement. Now; 1 year. $1500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

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Meadow Terr.: 3 BRs, 2 full BAs, family room w/ Jotul fireplace, French

doors to sunroom, granite counters, new appliances, HDWD, huge yard. $1600/ mo. Now; 1 year+. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

G reat Fall saVI n G s $1000 Alburgh, Vt., beautiful 3 BR w/ HDWD & wall-to-wall carpet,

gas fireplace, fully applianced, W/D. 2.5 BAs, 1-car attached garage, finished basement. $1000/mo., incl. heat/HW. 3 avail. Info: 802-372-3148.

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Jer IC ho 3-B r d uplex Country setting, convenient to I89 and IBM. $1350/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Avail Nov. 1. Info: 802-878-2607.

Great 2-B r , 1-B a duplex

Charming apt. w/ HDWD, fireplace, gas heat, W/D in basement, garage. Great family neighborhood in Burlington’s South End. Info: Peg Maffitt, 802-238-5722, Pegmaffitt@aol.com.

l ake h ouse w/ 200’ lake front, stairways to dock, 3 BR, DW, W/D, on 2 acres. Sunny, open views, closed-in porch. Dep., lease. $1500/mo. Info: Jeane Williams, 802-522-3826, www. granitegardens.com.

lI n C oln h ouse F or r ent Country home w/ 3 BRs, 2 BAs. Appliances incl. $800/mo. + utils. 1st, last, sec. dep. required. Info: Jean Clark, 802453-2504, jeancclark@ yahoo.com.

l uxury lIVI n G aVa I l. n ow! 1-BR, $1200; 1-BR, loft; $1525 special 1-BR + den; $1195, 2-BR $1395$1495, 3-BR; $1700. Reduced sec. dep. of only $500! Heat & HW

incl.! Fitness center, media room, covered parking! Pets allowed! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing. com.

n . Ferr I s B ur G 1-BR, spacious, sunny, HDWD floors throughout, convenient location. $575/mo. + utils. Avail. Oct. 15. Pets OK. Info: 802-3434820.

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MOUNT MANSFIELD VIEW

3 bedroom 1.5 bath with jacuzzi tub, 1.65 acres. Hardwood floors, perrenial gardens, back deck, wood stove. Walkout basement with pine walls and built in bar is a must see! $280,000. Info: 802-3188409.

BURLINGTON CONDO LAKEFRONT

Maintenance free living on Lake Champlain. 2-BR, 2.5-BA, 1400 sq.ft. Garage. Great views. Near bike path w/ beach access. Fireplace, deck, tennis, pool. Amazing sunsets year round. $278,999. 802-734-6770.

TOWNHOUSE NEAR UVM

Sunny 2-BR, 1-BA end unit townhouse on the top two floors of Riverwatch. Great location w/ garage parking below building. $167,000 OBO. Please call 238-9403 for more information.

STYLISH URBAN CONDO

In ONE, cute 2nd floor condo conversion. 2-BR, 1-BA. Walk to downtown, lake. Quiet neighborhood (Convent Square). Newly renovated, energy efficient Rinnai heater, lots of natural light. Back deck w/ lake views. $168,000. danacollette@gmail.com. Pictures at: http://www.flickr. com/photos/38710508@ N06/

FSBO-Jake

Cozy two bedroom, one bath farm style house with lots of charm. Many recent updates including new wood floors, wood-stove and updated bathroom. Deep back yard. A must see! $175,000. Motivated seller! For info contact Matt, 802-881-2811.

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NICE SOUTH END LOCATION

Burlington. Corner of Lyman Ave. & Pine St. 2 BRs, 2nd ﬂ oor. On bus route. $750/mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-1996.

QUIET 2 BR, 2 BA + OFFICE

Burlington. Well maintained, energy efﬁ cient, spacious, HDWD, spiral staircase, private front/ back porch, perennial gardens, full basement, W/D. Avail. now. $1250/ mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease. Info: 802-338-0430, germainstreetapt@ yahoo.com, germain-

streetapartment. shutterﬂ y.com.

RICHMOND 3+-BR, 2-BA HOUSE

Rural, lg. LR/DR, eat-in kitchen, mudroom, half ﬁ nished basement, wood heat, views, garden space, Avail. Dec. 1. $1200. Info: 802-434-4245.

RICHMOND VILLAGE 1-BR, wood ﬂ oors, W/D hookups. NS/pets please. Rinnai gas heat. $625/mo. + utils. & dep. Info: Sas, 802-8782239.

S. BURLINGTON: 2500 SQ.FT. Beacon St.: Mayfair Park single-family-style duplex. 4 BRS, 1.5 BA, all new paint, ﬂ ooring, appliances. Great condition, 2-car garage, yard. Oct; 1 yr. $1500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

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VILLA

Nicklaus Circle: Brand new 2 BR, 2 BA w/ 1956 sq.ft., soaring ceilings, chef’s kitchen, spacious master suite w/ Jacuzzi & walk-in. NS/pets. Now; 1 year. $2250/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

S. BURL: BUTLER FARMS 4 BR Ofﬁ ce, 3 BAs, spacious master w/ whirlpool, sauna, HDWD, neat loft. 2+-car garage, 2780 sq.ft. Now; yr. lease. $2200/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

S. BURLINGTON Treetop condo, 2-BR, natural gas, carport, W/D hookups, tennis, pool. NS/pets. $1100/ mo. + utils. Refs. req. Avail. now. Info: 802-985-8564.

S. BURLINGTON 2-BR condo, DW, microwave, shows like new, central air/heat, heated pool, lg. deck, carport, W/D avail. $1200/mo. Info: Phyllis, 802-343-0331.

S. BURLINGTON TOWNHOME

Lg., 3000 sq.ft., located on bike path w/ in minutes to schools, shopping, Vermont National CC, airport. is customized home incl. 2-car garage, 4 BRs, 3.5 BAs w/ Jacuzzi tub in master BA, central air, gas ﬁreplace, natural gas heat. Built-in bookcases in 1st-ﬂ oor LR, private deck, gourmet custom kitchen w/ granite countertops. Avail. Dec. $2500/mo. Info: 802-985-1234, gkdavids1@myfairpoint. net.

S. HERO: AWESOME VIEWS! Sandbar Heights: 2 BRs, 2 BAs, granite countertops, jetted tub, ﬁreplace, woodstove, phenomenal lake/ mountain views. Dogs welcomed! Now thru spring 2010; $1300/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

ST. ALBANS 3 BR Beautiful home only 4 minutes from interstate on a cul-de-sac. Unbelievable appliances (television in the fridge, anyone?), W/D, garage, basement. Dogs negotiable. $1500/mo. Call 802-370-9461 to see your new home. Info: www.locketerracehouse.blogspot.com.

VERGENNES 2 BR Quiet, off-street parking, yard, W/D hookups. $795/mo. + $550 deposit, incl. heat, water. 2nd ﬂ oor. Avail. now, no dogs. Call 655-1474.

VILLAGE HOME FOR RENT

2 BRs. W/in walking distance to downtown, schools. $1100/mo. + utils. Water, trash removal, snowplowing

included. 1st, last, sec. dep. required. Info: Jean Clark, 802-453-2504.

WILLISTON 4000

SQ.FT. HOME

Ledgewood Dr.: 4 BRs, 3.5 BAs, built in 2000. Master suite, chef’s kitchen, 2-car garage, ﬁ nished basement. Avail. now thru spring 2010. $2000/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

WATERBURY AVAIL. NOV. 1 Lg. 1-BR on ground ﬂ oor of quiet building. Great shape. Off-street parking. NS/pets. $650/ mo. Call John evenings, 802-863-2959.

WINOOSKI Downtown, 1-BR, gas heat, off-street parking, 1 cat OK. $700/ mo. + $700 sec. dep. Info: 802-655-1220, 802-343-9315.

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You will be proud to call this completely renovated townhouse home! 3-season porch, new bamboo floors & carpet, huge kitchen w/ tons of cabinets, W/D hookups. Lg. BRs. Private backyard. Off-street parking. Evan, 598-1444.

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3-BR, 1-BA apt. 1300 sq.ft., W/D, clawfoot tub, skylights, off-street for 2 cars. Avail. now; 12 mos. $1250/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman. com.

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2-BR mobile home, very nice, HDWD floor LR, eat-in kitchen, 2-door refrigerator, cathedral ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after divorce. $30,500. Info: 802-253-8841.

Williston 170 l amplite l n.

3-BR, 1.5-BA, lg. family room, den/extra BR, washroom, LR, DR, kitchen, HDWD floors, 2 fireplaces, 1-car garage, huge fenced-in lot, slider w/ nice porch, nice neighborhood. $240,000. Info: 802-863-4402.

Wolcott h ouse/ Waterfall Vermont classic. 1860s. Year round/ paved road. Rocking chair porch, stone patio, stately ledges. Unique. 30 min. to Vermont Studio Center, Johnson State College, Sterling College; 45 min. to Goddard College, Montpelier, Union Institute, New England Culinary Institute, Stowe skiing; 10 min. to Lake Elmore; 90 min. to Burlington. 2 BR, 1 full BA. Virtual tour at Realtor.com; MLS #2906792. Jane Barbour, Barbour Realty, 802-371-7639, 802-888-5444.

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Burlington/ Winooski

All utils. incl.! Fully furnished. 2.5 BAs. Very close to local college campuses. On bus line. Avail. Jan. 1. Contact Donna, 802-238-0063 (landlord) or Noelle, 508-735-2952 (current tenant). Info: NB1229@ gmail.com.

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Female wanted for west village apt. Pets negotiable. Avail. Nov. 1. $800/mo. Incl. parking, W/D, Internet/ cable, all utils. (except phone). Dep. req. Donna, 425-4168, lv. msg.

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Share 2-BR in Hinesburg. Prefer female. $500/mo. incl. heat, HW & electric. W/D. Pets welcome. Info: Kimberly, 802343-4605.

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Active elderly gentleman w/ Alzheimer’s needs couple to live in attached apt., avail. Nov. 1. Rent-free in exchange for caregiving Sundays (starting 9 p.m.) through Thursdays from 6 p.m. to bedtime, w/ assistance if needed until 6 a.m. Winter maintenance of path, small-dog care. Option for paid weekend caregiving. Must be flexible, patient, dependable, w/ interest & preferably skills in working w/ elders. NS. Pets on approval. If gentleman moves, apt. will become a rental.

Very rural, steep hill, dirt road can be challenge in winter. X-C ski trails. Serious inquiries only, please. Info: 802-4346667.

p eaceful

Burlington house

Seeking considerate, responsible housemate to share calm, sweet, comfortable, quiet, old, 2-story house in small, secluded, friendly neighborhood. W/D, porches, parking; couple minutes walk to beaches, parks, bike path. $650/mo. incl. heat & elec. Avail. Nov. 1. 802-864-2890.

Quiet, s unny c ondo s hare Professional/grad student roommate wanted. 2 BRs, fully furnished, Hinesburg, in country setting, w/ owner. 20 mins. to Burlington. Parking, W/D, DW, trash/recycling/snow removal, wireless & cable. HDWD throughout. $550/ mo. + share utils. Avail. immediately. NS/pets. Info: 802-310-0864.

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West c harleston, nek 20’x30’ multi-windowed room, piano. Shared BA/ kitchen. Compatible female, 2 cats. Wood heat, gas backup, shoveling. Rural hill location. $400/mo. + shared utils. Info: 802-895-2802.

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s eason 30’ Winnebago + mountain for lease for deer season. $1000/ season or $550/wk. OR rent Winnebago at my house for $300/ mo., power incl. Info: 802-453-3457.

office/ commercial

4000 s Q .ft. s hop w/ offices. Lg. commercial space, reception area, private office, 2 BAs, 12’ garage door. Shop space 3150 sq.ft., carpeted office space. 855 sq.ft. of mezzanine storage. Info: MWB Properties, Mike Burnham, 802-8641533.

aW esome c ountry s tore

Sweet. Be your own boss! Option to live and work here and let the business pay your living expenses. Turnkey business in prime country location. Info: 802-343-5694.

Burlington 239 s u nion Hill Section. Professional office space, 700 sq.ft., incl. 3 lg. offices, off-street parking for 2-3 vehicles, shared BA, signage, great location, walk to Church St., schools. $1100/mo. + heat. Info: 802-862-2006.

Business s pace for l ease Bright, newly renovated, 3800 sq.ft., 2nd floor, business/ office/retail/studio space at 51-53 Main St. Flexible terms. $10/ft. NNN. Off-street parking avail. Let’s talk! Info: 802-343-4728.

c hurch s t. m arketplace

2nd floor, “Good Stuff, great location.” Info: 802-922-8518.

c orner s pace, 61 m ain s t.

High traffic, visible, corner location for lease. Formerly “Euro Cafe and Market.” Great deli, cafe, retail store, market, etc. Outdoor seating permitted. $2150/mo. NNN. Let’s talk! Info: 802-3434728.

m ain s treet l anding On Burlington’s waterfront has affordable office & retail space. Dynamic environment w/ progressive & forwardthinking businesses. Mainstreetlanding.com, click on space avail.

nice south end location

Commercial pace for rent on the corner of Lyman Ave. & Pine St. Approximately 400 sq.ft. Formerly a hair salon. Can be again or something different. Info: 802-862-1996.

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800 sq.ft. Avail. Nov. 1. $750/mo. 207 Flynn Ave. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

s . Burlington office space

750 sq.ft. office on Swift St. near Shelburne Rd., lg. room w/ small office. Rent incl. parking & utils. $725/mo. Info: Patrick Waters, 802-425-3258.

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s older/a ssem B ly Hands on; water-soluble solder; prototype; wires, cables, connectors, harnesses. PC board/ plates hole & surface mount. Mechanical & assembly of any kind. Private stockrooms. Info: Grennon’s Hands On Solder Works, Inc., Maryann Grennon, 802-453-5249, grennonsolderworks@ gmavt.net, hstrialGrennonsHands. intuitwebsites.com.

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personal assistant For hire. Some experience. Responsible, honest, reliable. Duties may incl. schedule management, communications/ public relations, some personal errands. Hours/wages TBD. Serious responses only, please. Info:

I have an extra BR & BA avail. for rent. $375/ mo. incl. utils. We have 2 dogs, 2 cats, 24 free-range laying hens. Info: Heather Weston, 802-363-3837.

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Lg. BR, parking, W/D, private BA, fireplace, storage. $725/mo. incl. all utils. NS/pets. Must like cats. Deposit. Brenda, 802-373-2002.

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Sen IO r C A re

Need a friend to help with cooking, light housekeeping, errands? Enjoy knitting, sewing, gardening, reading, singing, sharing stories? Years experience, flexible part-time hours. Check my website for more info! Info: A Frined In Need Senior Care Home Companion Service, Mara McReynolds, 802-862-3581, maramcreynolds@gmail.com, www.thumbtack.com/ seniorcare.

EmploymEnt

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• Resume & cover letter strategies

• Building your brand using the

- getting past human & internet gate keepers

• Making career choices / where are the jobs

• Confronting ageism, racism and gender

discount. Info: Jay, 802-233-5037. GOT A n XI e T y ? FI n D re LI e F through hypnotherapy. Effectively transform issues around confidence, sleep, social situations, productivity, destructive habits & more. Anxiety specialist. Smoking cessation. Successfully reach your goals. Burlington. Info: Transform and Grow Hypnosis, Samuel Lurie, MEd, CHt, 802-5788391, www.tghypno. com.

P S yCHIC C O un S e LI n G & channeling w/ Bernice Kelman of Underhill. 30+ yrs. experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802899-3542, kelman.b@ juno.com.

S AMADHI CuSHIO n S & S TO re Meditation cushions & benches handmade in Barnet, Vt., since 1976. Our store is open Mon.Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions. com.

S ATO r I M I n D S PA

VibroAcoustic Mind/ Body Wellness Treatment; Light & Sound Healing Therapy for Inner Harmony. Internal Massage & Energy Healing. $20/30-minute session, Taft Corners, Williston. Info: Satori Mind Spa, 802-498-5555, atman@ satorimindspa.com, SatoriMindSpa.com.

HomE /GardEn

A LTOG e TH er In T er IO r S

For all your decorating needs, remodel & renovations. We sell & consign furnishings, light design, color, fabric consultations. Call for an appt. or come by 11 Maple St., Ste 11, Essex Jct. Info: 802-288-1100.

ODD JOBS yO u B e TCHA

Pressure washing/ painting, fascia & trim (install, replace, repair), windows/doors, roof repairs, gutters (clean, repair), fences & decks (new, repair) + much more. Free estimates. 20+ yrs. exp. Info: 802-373-2444.

Seek I n G C L e A n I n G W OMA n Daphne of Essex. Info: 802-863-7962.

movinG / HaulinG

M O v I n G W e ST ?

Young, mature adult male offering to drive your car to Colorado or surrounding states w/in the month of Nov. Refer to online publication or contact. Info: Jesse Hunt, 720-220-7563.

H O r S e B OA r DI n G Hun TI n GTO n Run in barn. Rolling pastures. Incl. daily grazing/feedings, fresh spring water, clean barn. You provide the hay, grain, other equine needs. $175/mo. Info: Heather Weston, 802-363-3837.

Pe T S ITTI n G /D OG WAL k I n G

Affordable, reliable, experienced, insured & loving pet sitting in the comfort of your own safe & cozy home. When you can’t be there to care for your pets, call us to help! Dog walking service also avail. Reserve now for the busy holiday season. Free consultations: 864-2PET. Info: Green Mountain Pet Professionals, 802-864-2738, www. greenmountainpetprofessionals.com.

feet by 11 inches. Width: 2 feet, 8 inches. $60. Info: 802-434-7335.

FI re PLAC e SAF-T

G r AT e

Cast iron, for woodburning fireplace, 22” wide, we switched to gas, $40 (sells for $100). Shelburne, 802-9858351.

F I reW OOD FO r SAL e

2.5 cords. Seasoned, very dry wood. $450. Info: 802-859-0901.

Leer Tru C k C AP Black fiberglass, fit ‘01 Tacoma. 6’ x 5’. Great condition. Locks don’t work. $350/OBO. Info: Shannon Long, 802-585-5890.

M ICH e LI n Sn OW T I re S 4, used 1 season, 205/P16. $200/OBO, 425-3564.

r e F r IG er ATO r/ Freezer

Frigidaire model FRT21NSG, 20.8 cubic feet, over/under. Clean, runs great, good seals, $100. Winooski area. You pick it up. 518-321-7592.

S TAI n L e SS WAT er C OOL er

Like new, Sunbeam, w/ cold- & hot-water spouts. Holds up to 5 gallons. Barely used. Retails for $200. Asking $150. Info: 802-2330296.

v en DI n G M ACHIne S FO r SAL e New, still in box, just don’t have time to run business. They retail for $400, I would sell for $150 ea./OBO. Info: 802-233-0481.

WASH er & Dryer

Fridgidaire. White, 3 years old. Top-load washer, front-load dryer. Very good condition. Larry or Paula, 802338-8653.

clot HinG / JEWElry

“H O ney-D O ” For all of those jobs your honey can’t get to. Small or large, home or office, 24-hr. service. A division of SS Contracting. Call Scott Sasso today! Local, reliable, honest. Info: 802-310-6926.

PAP e LL We DDI n G Dre SS Brand new, size 14, white silk, beaded chiffon, wedding dress for sale. Was $240, will sell for $75. Info: 802-497-0572.

El Ectronics

A PPL e M AC G4 TOW er $65 466 mhz, 1GB RAM, 10 GB hard drive + 30 GB hard drive, OS 10.3.9, CD-RW. Info: 646-8758506.

ree L TO ree L Tandberg TD20A, 1 owner, hardly used, always kept in dry, protected location, comes w/ 2 tape reels, 1 unopened, & a blank reel, $400/OBO. Info: 802-533-7417.

FrEE s tuFF

I S yO ur H O uS e H Aun T e D ?

Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802-881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com.

FurniturE

16-P I e C e D I n I n G Se T

Gorgeous Southern pine table, 78” x 46”, 2 leaves, seats 12. 2 armchairs, 10 side chairs w/ upholstered seats. Coordinating 60” bench, 60” buffet table. $1100. Info: 802-223-2601.

C O u CH & L O ve S e AT

DA rk P L u M

Very comfy, by Kroehler. In great condition. Smoke-free home. 4 years old. Was $1300, asking $550. Info: 802-233-0289.

Fu LL-SI ze D F u TO n/ F r AM e

boxspring event. Buy any select Serta mattress (Perfect Day, Vera Wang, Perfect Sleeper latex, memory foam), receive the box spring free. Delivery avail. Info: Goodnight Moon Mattresses & Furniture, 802-872-0949, www. goodnightmoonvt.com.

M ATT re SS Se T - ne W Never used, still in plastic, incl. warranty. Sell $150. Memory foam $350. 802-598-0316.

ne W PLATFO r M B e D v T MAD e

Solid maple/birch, avail. in all sizes. Twin, $299. Full, $449. Queen, $499. King, $699. Save on new mattress w/ purchase of bed. Delivery & setup avail. Info: Goodnight Moon Mattresses & Furniture, 802-872-0949, www. goodnightmoonvt.com.

O FFIC e & WA re HO uS e e qu IP 3500 sq.ft. of supplies, copiers, pallet racks, ladders, trucks. Priced right. 802-363-0663 to view Thurs. Load Sat./ Sun., 12-4 p.m.; 948 Hercules, Colchester (exit 16).

Kid s tuFF

e ven FLO D O u BL e S T r OLL er Black plaid, in excellent shape. Seat in the front & back w/ lg. basket. Asking for $50, just like new! Email for further info. Info: mama2trevor@yahoo.com.

pE ts

4 L AB MIX e S F O r A DOPTIO n Several 5-mos. to 1-yr.-old black lab mixes for adoption. Fully vetted. Process, fee. Info: Good Karma Rescue, 802-229-9435, goodkarmarescue@ gmail.com, www. goodkarmarescue.org.

sports EquipmEnt

S MOOTH F IT ne SS Tre ADMILL 9.45TV. High quality, w/ TV. Lg. 20” x 60” belt, 15” TV, patented motion control, powerful 3.0 continuous horsepower motor, hydra suspension system, commercial-grade deck. TV never used. Excellent condition. 1 year old, rarely used. $2200. Info: 802-535-9270.

Want to Buy

An TI que S Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-8598966.

C ASH F O r r e CO r DS & S T ere OS LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/sell/ trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-2233334, saiddone@ hotmail.com, www. BurlingtonRecords.com.

We Buy vI n TAG e C LOTH e S

We buy, sell, trade vintage clothing, jewelry, kitschy decor from the 1980s & earlier. Contact the Getup Vintage, locations in Montpelier & Burlington. Info: The Getup Vintage Clothing, 802-279-5942, jeff@ thegetup.com, www. thegetupvintage.etsy. com.

strap, in original boxes. $575. Info: 802-3434426.

Tr IPL e TT Ce LTIC H A r P Excelle33 wire strung w/ soft case, hauntingly beautiful sound, $2800 (compare to newer 35-wire strung Triplett harps selling for $4740). Location: Burlington. Call noon-4, 802-863-8133.

PSALT ery

Bought for Waldorf child, never used, comes w/ case & bow, excellent condition, $300/OBO. Info: 802-533-7417.

instruction

An Dy’ S M O un TAI n MuSIC Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, more. All ages/skill levels/ interests! Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, convenient scheduling 7 days a week. Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, www.andysmountainmusic.com.

Dru M Le SSO n S Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@stevehadeka. com.

2 S TO r M W I n DOWS

Single pane w/ screens. New Aug. 08. Height: 3

18k DIAMO n D r I n G Engagement. VonBargen handcarved.45 cts. Center diamond w/ side diamonds. Photos, appraisal report available via email. Sacrificing for $400. Get engaged this Christmas! Info: 802-863-4176, harveycoutrayer@ yahoo.com.

H A n DMAD e Je W e L ry & Cr AFTS New Etsy Shop! Great gift ideas. Fabric-covered button earrings, pushpins, glass magnets! Check out my shop at www. erinvt.etsy.com! Handmade in Vermont.

Futon mattress on pine wood frame that folds up to use as low settee. Good condition, attractive, comfortable. $120 for both. Info: Patti Steffens, 802-3434426.

HOT T u B S PA - 2009

MOD e L

Loaded w/ jets & horsepower, ozonator, cover, insulated & efficient. Under full warranty, never used. Retails $4495. Sell $2800. 802-734-0788.

kID S Furn IT ure

- ne W

All brand new, in boxes. Solid wood. Crib, $350. Bunk bed, $350. Twin bed w/ trundle, $450. Twin mattress, $105. 802-598-0316.

MATT re SS SAL e

Serta mattress factory authorized free

CHI ne S e SHA r -P e I P u PS Beautiful, wrinkled. AKC, all shots. Very friendly & affectionate M & F. Ready to meet their new best friend. Email for pictures. Info: 802-457-4039, wrinklepups80@aol. com.

kITT y n ee DS H OM e ASAP Torti/calico needs home where she is the only cat and can stay indoors. Healthy, vet checked 09. Friendly w/ mellow dogs. Enjoys strokes from a loving hand, purrrr. Info: 802310-5889, rehearn@ comcast.net.

Bands/ musicians

F O r A G OOD T IM e Call Farm Fresh Radio, 89.3 WMUD Radio at 802-735-2710. Info: www.wmud.org.

For s al E

k ur T C OBAI n’ S FAv O r IT e Guitar, the Fender Mustang! Reproduction of original ‘65 Daphne Blue, mother-of-pearl pickguard. Never played, hardshell case,

Gu ITA r In ST ru CTIO n Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, stepby-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net, www. rickbelford.com.

Gu ITA r S CHOOL OF v er MO n T “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www. guitarschoolofvermont. com.

Gu ITA r I n ST ru CTIO n All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

Trombone, Trumpe T Lessons Eastman School of Music graduate. Also baritone horn, tuba, piano, composition. Learn basic musical skills. See website. Info: Octavemode, Stuart Carter, 802-660-8524, www.octavemode.net.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On October 15, 2009, City of Burlington, filed application #4C0331-25 for a project generally described as:

Construction of a 9’ high, 115 lf “Living Wall” on west side of Airport Drive. The project is located on Aviation Drive in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.

The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

The Applicant has requested, pursuant to Act 250 Rule 10(F), that the District Commission waive notice to landowners who do not directly abut the Living Wall.

The District Commission has determined that the adjoining landowners whose

notice has been waived, reasonably could not be affected by the proposed project and that serving notice on all the adjoining landowners constitutes a significant administrative burden without corresponding public benefit. The Chair and the District Commission have reviewed the proposal and have granted the waiver.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before November 13, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by November 13, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Nonparty participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 20th day of October, 2009.

By /s/ Peter E. Keibel

Peter E. Keibel

Natural Resources

Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452

T/ 802-879-5658

E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION

10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On October 15, 2009, Independent Wireless One Leased Realty Corp. and Saint Michael’s College, filed application #4C0320-23 for a project generally described as:

the installation of 25 antennas on 9 existing buildings in a Distributed Antenna System (“DAS”). A radio communication cabinet consisting of a “head end unit” (host unit) in a 10’ x 20’ leased area, equipment consists of a base station/BTS radio cabinet (5’ x 3’ x 3’) and a head end/ host unit (5” x 19” x 19”) will be located within the attic of Cheray Hall and remote units (4’ x 1’ x 1’) will be located within existing utility closets in each building and connected to the antennas with small diameter coaxial cables. The antennas are:

1) Cheray Hall: initially install three 19” panel antennas (51.4” x 6.5” x 3.3”) flush mounted on the existing chimney, to be replaced in 18 months with three fourfoot panel antennas to allow co-location. Antennas will be flush mounted and painted to match chimney.; 2)

Prevel Hall: install three panel antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) inside the existing cupola behind the window panels and painted black; 3) Alliot Student Center: install six panel antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) with two mounted on the existing chimney. Antennas will be painted to match chimney and mounted no higher than top (42’ agl). Four antennas to be mounted on two separate rooftop ballast mounts extending no more than 8’ above the rooftop; 4) Tarrant Reception Center: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) mounted on a rooftop ballast mount extending no more than 8’ above the rooftop; 5) Hodson Hall: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) flush mounted to the sides of the building and painted to match; 6) 300 Series Townhouses: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) pole mounted to

the building extending no more than 8’ above the roof peak with antennas concealed in a fiberglass tube; 7) 400 Series Townhouses: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) pole mounted to the building extending no more than 8’ above the roof peak with antennas concealed in a round fiberglass tube; 8) 200 Series Townhouses: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) pole mounted to the building extending no more than 8’ above the roof peak with antennas concealed in a fiberglass tube and 9) McCarthy Arts Center: install two antennas (18.9” x 12.13” x 2.99”) on a rooftop ballast mount extending no more than 8’ above the rooftop. The project is located on the St. Michael’s Campus off Route 15 in the Town of Colchester, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before November 17, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number

listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by November 17, 2009.

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 21st day of October, 2009.

By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092

On October 15, 2009, Colchester Technical Rescue, Colchester School District, and the Town of Colchester filed application #4C1006-3 for a project generally described as:

The construction of a 60ft x 60ft steel frame storage building to shelter rescue equipment. The building will not be heated and will not have water or wastewater disposal services. The project is located near the intersection of Blakely Road and Quinn Lane in the Town of Colchester. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden

County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Monday, November 16, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Monday, November 16, 2009.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 19th day of October, 2009.

By /s/ Stephanie H.

Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board

District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452

T/ 802-879-5662

E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION

10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092

On October 9, 2009, Town Meadow, LLC c/o Jim Dousevicz filed application # 4C1180-4 for a project generally described as:

The construction of a three-story, 49 unit congregate housing building with a 17,595 sf footprint (Building D). The Project is located on Carmichael Street in the Town of Essex, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Monday, November 9, 2009.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 15th day of October, 2009.

By:

/s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board

District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us

City of Burlington Availability of Funds

The City of Burlington is soliciting applications for funding through its Community Development Block Grant program. Funding will be targeted to the priorities identified in the City’s 2008 Consolidated Plan for Housing & Community Development, available online at www. cedoburlington.org.

Application packets for funding are available at the Community and Economic Development Office (CEDO). The deadline for submission of applications is Friday, December 18, 2009 at 4 p.m. Funding is expected to be available by July 1, 2010.

Two informational workshops for applicants are scheduled: one from noon to 1:30 on Wednesday, December 2 and one from 5:00 to 6:30 p.m. on Thursday, December 3. For further information, please

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Monday, November 9, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

contact Margaret Bozik at 865-7171.

Residents who are interested in improving their neighborhoods through the Neighborhood Development Grants portion of the Community Development Block Grant program should contact Jenny Davis at 865-7172 for more information.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY

Proposed Base Flood Elevation Determination for the Towns of Bolton, Essex, Jericho, Richmond, Underhill, Westford, Williston, and Village of Essex Junction, Chittenden County, Vermont (All Jurisdictions). The Department of Homeland Security’s Federal Emergency Management Agency solicits technical information or comments on the proposed Base (1-percentannual-chance) Flood Elevations (BFEs) shown in the Preliminary Flood Insurance Study (FIS) and on the Preliminary Flood Insurance Rate Map (FIRM) for your community. These proposed BFEs are the basis for the floodplain management measures that your community is required to either adopt or show evidence of having in effect in order to qualify or remain qualified for participation in the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP). For a detailed listing of the proposed BFEs and information on the statutory period provided for appeals, please visit FEMA’s website at https://www. floodmaps.fema.gov/ fhm/Scripts/bfe_main. asp, or call the FEMA Map Assistance Center toll free at 1-877-FEMA MAP.

PUBLIC HEARING

SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD

The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

1. Final plat application #SD-09-47 of John Larkin to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of five (5) multi-family dwellings totaling 160 units and

a 40 unit congregate housing facility. The amendment consists of allowing the footings of the building to encroach into the front setback requirement and the Interstate Highway Overlay District, 326 Quarry Hill Road.

John Dinklage, Chairman

South Burlington Development Review Board

A copy of the application is available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

October 28, 2009

Request for Qualifications - South Burlington STP 5200(18)

The City of South Burlington is requesting Statements of Qualifications from qualified engineering firms for engineering services to complete contract plans, specifications, and cost estimates for construction of a third eastbound lane on U.S. Route 2 from the Spear Street/East Avenue intersection to the I-89 southbound on-ramp in the City of South Burlington. A complete copy of the RFQ may be obtained through the bid system at www.vermontbusinessregistry. com or by contacting Lamoureux & Dickinson Consulting Engineers, Inc., the municipal project manager, at (802) 878-4450 or Andy@LDengineering. com.

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1266-07 CnC

Aurora Loan Services, LLC, Plaintiff v. Armel K. Mends-Cole, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc.

as nominee for CTX Mortgage Company, LLC

And Occupants residing at 152 Lamplite Lane, Williston, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by CTX Mortgage Company, LLC to Armel K. Mends-Cole

dated September 14, 2006 and recorded in Volume 409, Page 465 of the Land Records of the Town of Williston, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30

A.M. on November 20, 2009, at 152 Lamplite Lane, Williston, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Armel K. Mends-Cole by Warranty Deed Dated September 14, 2006 and Recorded September 18, 2006 in Volume 409 at Page 463 in the Land Records of the Town of Williston.

Terms of Sale:

$10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Williston.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Aurora Loan Services, LLC

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq.

Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN

SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S0716-08

CnC

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Delbert F. Wisehart, Jr., Gretchen Andrea Sprigg Wisehart And Occupants residing at 62 Cottage Grove, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by CTX Mortgage Company, LLC to Delbert F. Wisehart, Jr. dated May 17, 2004 and recorded in Volume 872, Page 79 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:15

A.M. on November 11, 2009, at 62 Cottage Grove, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Delbert E. Wisehart, Jr., and Gretchen Andrea Sprigg Wisehart by Quitclaim Deed of Delbert E. Wisehart, Jr., said deed dated the even date herewith and to be made of record in the City of Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1269-08 CnC

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Carrington Mortgage Loan Trust, Series 2005-NC4 AssetBacked Pass-Through Certificates,

Michael J. Kidder, Chase Bank USA, N.A. And Occupants residing at 274 Cobbleview Drive, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Old Merchants Mortgage, Inc. dba OOMB Mortgage to Michael J. Kidder dated March 18, 2005 and recorded in Volume 521, Page 462 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on November 11, 2009, at 274 Cobbleview Drive, Colchester, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kelly A. Robertson and Colby Robertson by Quit-Claim Deed of Kelly A. Robertson, formerly known as Kelly A. Bushey dated February 24, 2003 of record at Volume 433, Pages 81-82 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee

By:

Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN

SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1348-08 CnC

GMAC Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff

v. Michael J. Goguen And Occupants residing at 169 Killarney Drive, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by GMAC Mortgage, LLC to Michael J. Goguen dated October 6, 2006 and recorded in Volume 978, Page 599 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:15 P.M. on November 20, 2009, at 169 Killarney Drive, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: BEING ALL AND THE SAME LAND AND PREMISES CONVEYED TO JOSEPH J. MACKEY AND CARLENE B. MACKEY BY WARRANTY DEED OF GEORGE E. BAILEY AND LAUREN M. BAILEY DATED 7/12/1977 AND OF RECORD IN BOOK 246, PAGE 155 OF THE CITYOF BURLINGTON LAND RECORDS.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

GMAC Mortgage, LLC

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1661-08

CnC

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Bobby J. Mobbs, Sondra J. Mobbs, New England Federal Credit Union And Occupants residing at 5 Mill Street, Jericho, Vermont,

Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Provident Funding Group, Inc. to Bobby J. Mobbs dated July 29, 2005 and recorded in Volume 246, Page 603 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on November 20, 2009, at 5 Mill Street, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Bobby J. Mobbs by Quitclaim Deed of Tammy L. Mobbs dated August 2, 2005, Recorded August 5, 2005 in Volume 246 at Page 601 in the Land Records of the Town of Jericho.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq.

Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1379-08 CnC

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as trustee for the holders of Deutsche ALT-B Securities Mortgage Loan Trust, Series 2006-A B4 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Plaintiff

v. Rasim Redzic, Jasmina Redzic, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for American Brokers Conduit And Occupants residing at 58 Lori Lane, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by American Brokers Conduit to Rasim Redzic dated May 19, 2006 and recorded in Volume 960, Page 539 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:45 A.M. on November 20, 2009, at 58 Lori Lane, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Rasim Redzic and Jasmina Redzic by Warranty Deed of Thomas J. Small dated May 27, 2005, and recorded in Volume 917, Page 593 of the City of Burlington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

HSBC Bank USA, National Association as trustee

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S0056-09 CnC

IndyMac Federal Bank, F.S.B., Plaintiff

Penelope Paquette, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Quicken Loans, Inc., Maples Homeowners Association And Occupants residing at 209 Pearl Street, Unit 1, Essex, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Quicken Loans, Inc. to Penelope Paquette dated February 24, 2006 and recorded in Volume 680, Page 418 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:15 A.M. on November 20, 2009, at 209 Pearl Street, Unit 1, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Michael L. Clark and Kathy R. Clark by Warranty Deed of Gerald P. Roy dated January 18, 2005 and recorded in Volume 638 at Pages 515-516 of the Town of Essex Land Records.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

IndyMac Federal Bank, F.S.B.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq.

Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS.

CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1638-08 CnC

HSBC BANK USA, National Association, as Trustee for PHH 2007-2, Plaintiff v.

Thomas W. Carpenter, Susan Carpenter And Occupants residing at 282-284 West Main Street, Richmond, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF

SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Century 21 (R) to Thomas W. Carpenter dated December 29, 2006 and recorded in Volume 175, Page 615 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:45 A.M. on November 20, 2009, at 282-284 West Main Street, Richmond, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Thomas W. Carpenter and Susan

Carpenter by Quitclaim

Deed of Thomas W. Carpenter dated November 23, 1992 and recorded in Volume 82, Page 84 of the Land Records of the Town of Richmond.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

HSBC BANK USA, National Association, as Trustee

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT

DOCKET NO. S1623-08 CnC

Wells Fargo, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Adam M. Viens, Mary L. Viens And Occupants residing at 45 Streeter Brook Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by LibertyQuest Financial, Inc. to Adam M. Viens dated April 14, 2006 and recorded in Volume 329, Page 771 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on November 20, 2009, at 45 Streeter Brook Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular

the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit:

Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Adam M. Viens and Mary L. Viens by Warranty Deed of Edward E. Fuller and Lynn M. Fuller (f/k/a Lynn M. Williams) Dated April 14, 2006 and Recorded April 14, 2006 in Book 329, Page 768 of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale:

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Wells Fargo, N.A.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq.

Lobe & Fortin, PLC

30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306

South Burlington, VT 05403

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636, 24/7.

GIRL POWER: Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities. Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this ongoing monthly group. Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair. Ages 12-18. First Sat of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift

Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. To reserve space call Michele, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com.

THE ADDISON COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS (TCF) , will hold its regular meeting this Monday, November 2, at 7 p.m. at the Hospice Volunteer Services Office located at the Marble Works (first building on the left as you enter across from the Addison Independent) in Middlebury. Bereaved parents, siblings and grandparents are encouraged to attend to meet others who have gone through a similar experience and for support. Info: Nancy Merolle at 388-6837, or Claire Groleau at 388-9603

CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING:

Wednesday, Oct. 28, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Vermont Family Network Conference Room, 600 Blair Park Rd. #240, Williston. Focus is on concerns of families who have high school youth and adult members who have developmental disabilities. Contact: Jan Hancock, 876-5315 ext. 215, jan.hancock@ vtfn.org.

ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St., Burlington. 802-9226609, not2bforgot10@ yahoo.com.

CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE)

This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3

p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009. 223-7638 for more information.

AMERICAN LUNG ASSOC. FREEDOM FROM SMOKING CLASSES:

Sept. 10 - Oct. 29, Thursday, 5:30-7 p.m. $35 for workbook & CD. Limited Financial Assistance is avail. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington (above Climb High). Registration required at 865-2452.

NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY:

Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street. Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677. Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@myfairpoint. net, 1-800-639-6480

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.

BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN?

Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA)

Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115

Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS)

Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA)

Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

A NEW PERSPECTIVE

A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150.

LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP

Last support group meeting for the summer meets June 17, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Howard Center, 1138 Pine St., Burlington. Facilitator: Coleen Lillie. Call 802-488-6663 for more details.

BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church

Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.

COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/ weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS

ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-9858600.

MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport).

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Health Law Paralegal/Counselor

Vermont Legal Aid seeks a full-time advocate in its Health Care Ombudsman Project located in Burlington. Responsibilities include: investigating and resolving complaints and questions from Vermonters regarding health insurance issues, representation of beneficiaries at administrative hearings as well as responsibility for case records, and related clerical duties. Must be able to work as a team member doing extensive telephone work in a busy environment. Prior health care or advocacy experience, knowledge of computers desirable. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience required. Starting salary $28,500, four weeks paid vacation and excellent fringe benefits. Send cover letter, resume, references and writing sample by Wednesday, November 4, 2009, to:

Eric Avildsen, Executive Director c/o Sandy Burns Vermont Legal Aid, P.O. Box 1367 Burlington, VT 05402

Equal Opportunity Employer - women, minorities, and people with disabilities encouraged to apply.

One of America’s Top Resort Communities

Seeks Director of Economic Development and Tourism

The Town of Killington is looking for a dynamic, experienced individual to lead our community in building a sustainable, four-season, tourismbased economy. This is a great opportunity in a vibrant, progressive community. Comprehensive job description and application protocol online at killingtontown.com.

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POST YOUR JOBS AT: SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTMYJOB PRINT DEADLINE: NOON ON MONDAYS (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) FOR RATES & INFO: MICHELLE BROWN, 802-865-1020 X21, MICHELLE@SEVENDAYSVT.COM

Office Manager

South Burlington, Vermont Position open October 26

Well established medical office seeks experienced office manger to oversee operations to include: reception and scheduling, accounts receivable, Accounts Payable, payroll, staffing and personnel, operation reports, IT management and interface with local network consultant.

Candidate should have experience and skills in medical office management, IT network functions, software expertise, medical billing, payroll and human resources.

Applicant should have qualities that include a positive problem-solving approach , excellent interpersonal and communication skills, organizational skills, integrity, a desire to lead and coach fellow employees, and the ability to adapt to a dynamic work environment.

Benefits include a competitive salary, bonus schedule, 401(k), CTO, health insurance, STD/LTD and life insurance.

Send resume and cover letter to this mail box: vtmedomjob@yahoo.com.

City of St. Albans, Vt.

Restorative Justice Specialist

Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. This opening and others are updated daily.

Administrative Assistant for Presidential Commissions & AA/EO - #032914 - Provide high level of administrative support for the Presidential Commissions and Affirmative Action & Equal Opportunity (AA/EO) office. Support all aspects of commission support such as scheduling meetings for the five commissions, attending and transcribing minutes, budget tracking, and maintaining commission web pages. Maintain Executive Director of AA/EO's calendar and general office support. Welcome and assist visitors to the AA/EO office. Associate's degree with two years of related experience required, or an equivalent combination. Working knowledge of software applications used to support office functions, and familiarity with Internet resources required. Effective editing, writing and organizational skills and ability to multi-task required. Ability to maintain confidentiality and to deal effectively with wide range of University personnel, students and the public required. Aproven record to diversity and fostering a collaborative multicultural environment required.

For further information on this position and others currently available, or to apply on-line, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com; Job Hotline #802-656-2248; telephone #802656-3150. Applicants must apply forpositions electronically. Paperresumes are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

Play a central role in the growth and development of the Saint Albans Community Justice Center. Working closely with the Director, the Restorative Justice Specialist will implement new and existing restorative justice services and programs. The Restorative Justice Specialist must be able to balance multiple perspectives, facilitate restorative responses, and guide clients as they fulfill their obligations.

The Restorative Justice Specialist will start at 25 hours/week. This job requires a flexible schedule and evening meetings. The ideal candidate will have: Strong attention to detail.

Paper: Seven Days

• Excellent communication skills on the phone and in person.

Issue:10/28

• Advanced skills at group facilitation.

Due:10/26

• Advanced mediation training/experience.

Size:3.83 x 5.25

• The RJ Specialist will: Staff Saint Albans reparative boards.

Cost:$500.00

• Facilitate restorative conferences.

• Conduct Community Mediations.

• Participate in the design, development, and delivery of new

• Justice Center programs.

Send a cover letter, resume and three references by November 10 to Saint Albans Community Justice Center, City of Saint Albans, P.O. Box 867, Saint Albans, Vermont 05478, or email to m.wennberg@stalbansvt.com.

For a full job description, contact Marc Wennberg at m.wennberg@ stalbansvt.com.

Engaging minds that change the world

Connecting Youth Program Director

Chittenden South Supervisory Union

Chittenden South Supervisory Union is seeking a Program Director to oversee all of its Connecting Youth substance abuse and violence prevention programs. Candidates should have at a minimum a college degree in a related field, advanced knowledge of prevention philosophy, demonstrated leadership qualities and experience, strong organizational, communication, facilitation and computer skills, and the ability to take initiative and collaborate well with many different groups. Candidates must also be able to juggle complex tasks and meet regular deadlines. This is a 0.8 to 1.0 FTE, year-round position.

All applications must be submitted online at www.schoolspring. com, with a cover letter, resume and three letters of reference.

Questions, contact Dayna Scott at 383-1234

NURSE

Nurse needed for work at a private residential care facility in Winooski. Experience with elder care a plus. e right candidate will be compassionate but professional. If you are tired of the rat race call Dorothy at 655-2395.

Now hiring for a Randolph-based part-time Outreach Coordinator position. Work with the Prevention Partnership on implementing strategies to reduce underage drinking and marijuana use in the Braintree, Brookﬁeld and Randolph area. BA or equivalent experience in the prevention

Submit cover letter, resume, and 3 letters of reference by mail or email: prevpbbr@gmail.com, Prevention Partnership of Braintree, Brookﬁeld & Randolph PO Box 312 Randolph, VT 05060

1x1-Prevention-102809.indd 1 10/26/09 4:43:51 PM Office Manager/ Legal Assistant Burlington law firm, 20-25 hours/week, strong computer skills needed. Send resume to: wed@drislanebryantlaw.com or call 802-860-7266.

federally recognized coalition supporting organizations that provide services to victims/survivors of domestic and sexual violence.

COMMUNITY OUTREACH COORDINATOR

Responsible for leadership, supervision and oversight of Social Change Team. This position includes responsibilities for organizational communications, prevention activities, and other outreach activities and events. This is a full-time position that includes competitive salary and bene ts.

TRAINING & TECHNICAL ASSISTANCE SPECIALIST

Licensed Menta L Hea Lt H counse Lor

Vermont Catholic Charities, Inc. has a strong foundation in counseling in the state of Vermont. We are looking for a clinical social worker/mental health counselor to provide counseling to children, adults, families and/or groups. With the right qualifications the position may include future administrative and leadership duties. The licensed clinician provides assessments, develops treatment plans and implements therapeutic treatment in a strength-based model, utilizing and respecting Catholic values as applicable. Qualifications: MSW or master’s degree in related field; currently licensed in Vermont (Psy.D or LICSW preferred); 5 to 7 years experience. Apply: eorourke@vermontcatholic.org.

Location of Positions: Burlington, VT - full-time • Rutland, VT - part-time with potential for full-time with increase in client base.

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Responsible for increasing knowledge about domestic and sexual violence by providing and facilitating training and coordinating technical assistance activities. This is a part-time position that o ers a competitive salary.

Applications will be accepted through 5:00 p.m. on November 20. Mail cover letter, resume and indication of position to:

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P.O. BOX 405, MONTPELIER, VT 05461, or email to KARENTS@VTNETWORK.ORG.

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~~~Local Partnerships in Learning~~~ Serving Washington, Orange and Lamoille Counties for forty years www.cvabe.org

Fundraiser

Are you an effective salesperson convinced of the value of your product? Do you have heart, energy and determination for conveying how critical education is to a healthy community?

CVABE, a community-based education nonprofit, is seeking the person who can generate increasing levels of financial support for continuing local literacy instruction for the men and women of central Vermont.

Responsibilities include leadership and direct action in all aspects of fundraising. Applicants must demonstrate skill and experience in the areas of public relations, research, proposal writing, planning, collaboration and database management. Selection will be based on evidence of a successful track record by the candidate of donor identification, cultivation, solicitation, and meeting fundraising targets.

Please submit cover letter, resume, list of references and supporting materials by November 9, 2009 to:

Marketing & Public Affairs Manager

Operations Field Supervisor: Second Shift

CCTA – we’re getting you where you want to go…

Join our team of Field Supervisors responsible for the daily field supervision of Bus Drivers at CCTA. The Operations Field Supervisor responsibilities include: field/road observation, conducting on-board Driver evaluations, supervising Transit Interns, providing assistance to Drivers and Customers, monitoring radio communications, facilitating customer service including our Cherry Street Terminal, and assisting with accident investigations and driver training. Some Saturday work is required.

The Chittenden County Transportation Authority operates the region’s public transportation buses and provides more than 2 million rides per year. CCTA operates a 55 bus fleet and serves 5 member communities including: Burlington, Essex, South Burlington, Shelburne and Winooski.

If you excel in a dynamic environment where you will enjoy having a significant impact on the community and the environment, then our Marketing & Public Affairs Manager position will be an exciting opportunity for you.

The ideal candidate will have a college degree and supervisory experience. Other transportation or similar experience may be substituted. You will be required to obtain a CDL if you don’t already have one.

Key Responsibilities:

-Develop & implement marketing plans for our services

-Create marketing collateral and advertising to ensure consistent brand identity

To apply for this position, please download an application from www.cctaride.org. Submit the application, along with a cover letter and resume, in one of the following ways (no phone calls, please): via email to jobs@cctaride.org, via fax to (802) 8645564, or via mail to CCTA, 15 Industrial Parkway, Burlington, VT, 05401 Attn: Human Resources

-Supervise, evaluate & direct administrative personnel assigned to the marketing department

Requirements:

-A Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, English or Communications

CCTA offers all full-time employees a competitive salary and exceptional benefits, including generous time off. CCTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

-3+ years Marketing or Public Relations experience

-Proven ability as a public speaker and organizational spokesperson

-Excellent organizational skills

-Supervisory experience preferred

CCTA offers all full time employees a competitive salary and

Experienced: • FT/PT Cook • Pizza Cook

Competitive Wages Apply in person

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michelle@sevendaysvt.com

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Immediate opening for year-round employment. Must have commercial plowing and mowing experience. Must have valid driver’s license, be self-motivated with exceptional attention to detail. 802-338-9058 Colchester 1x1-NoelProperty-102809.indd 1 10/26/09 2:30:45

The Financial Aid Office at Champlain College is recruiting for the following positions.

Veterans serVices coordinator/Financial aid adVisor

As a member of the financial aid team the successful candidate will counsel students, review financial aid applications and award financial aid. Provide counseling to veterans and their dependants from the point of prospective student to graduation. This includes, but is not limited to, providing students with information regarding program availability, financial aid application procedures, eligibility requirements, college policies and availability of federal, state and institutional financial aid. Conduct all required, regulatory functions related to certification and awarding of educational benefits for veterans. Exercise care and due diligence to ensure all functions are carried out in accordance with federal, state and institutional rules, regulations and guidelines.

Financial aid adVisor

Maintain in-depth knowledge of federal, state, institutional and private financial aid programs, the regulations governing the programs and the processing procedures. Conduct initial review of documents, worksheets and correspondence received in compliance with federal guidelines and established procedures. Process reports on a scheduled basis to ensure timely customer service and regulatory compliance. During peak times, review student files selected for verification and provide basic information to students and families regarding the financial aid application process and status of their application.

if you are interested in finding out more information and to apply online, please visit www.champlain.edu/hr.

Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Voices Against Violence/Laurie’s House Housing AdVocAte

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This position is responsible for coordinating Voice’s Transitional Housing Project in conjunction with other staff and community partners. This new initiative will provide a scattered site supportive housing model with strong, strengths-based support services for domestic- and sexual-violence and stalking victims and their children. The advocate will be responsible for developing protocols and policies for operation, and for providing a wide range of supportive services to families as they move towards self-sufficiency. BA in Human Services or equivalent education and experience in related fields necessary. Knowledge of domestic and sexual violence issues preferred. Must have excellent organizational and communication skills; basic Word, Excel and data entry aptitude; strong boundaries; ability to multitask, work independently and as part of a team. Require valid driver ’s license and reliable transportation. Full-time with benefits.

send cover letter and resume to Voices Against Violence

P.o. Box 72, st. Albans, Vt 05478 by november 2, 2009. eoe.

Cashiers

Now hiring affable persons for part-time hours - overnights/nights/ weekends. Start $8.50/hour. Bourne’s Service Center, 760 Shelburne Rd., So. Burlington. 802-658-6460.

Looking for Mary Poppins!

Full-time housekeeper/home assistant in the Stowe area. This is not just a cleaning job; individual must be self-motivated, highly organized and have a strong attention to detail…preferably a perfectionist! Duties include all aspects of housekeeping, ironing, organization, errands and some light meal preparation. Occasional nights and weekends required. Experience, references and professional appearance all a must. Excellent pay and benefits. Serious inquiries please fax cover letter and resume to 802-253-3780 or email to monikay5@yahoo.com.

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GotMuscles?

Apply online immediately at www.schoolspring.com

Sewly Yours & Once Upon A Bride

Looking for full-/part-time Sales Associate for busy downtown bridal salon. If you have interest in working with wonderful brides and their families, good customer service skills, and a positive attitude, we look forward to meeting you! Basic sewing skills are necessary.

Please apply in person, 2 Church Street, Burlington, VT. 10-5 Tuesday - Saturday

Dental Assistant

Seeking enthusiastic, certified dental assistant for growing, state-of-the-art dental practice. 4-day work week, health benefits and educational travel. Send resume to: cynthia@artistofsmiles.com

Vermont Energy Contracting & Supply Corp. is currently accepting applications for a full-time Driver/Apprentice and a full-time HVAC Installer.

Van Driver: Primary responsibilities are to pick up and deliver parts and materials to job sites. Opportunity for apprenticeship training and advancement in our industry. Must be 21 years old and have a clean driving record. Some lifting involved.

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Part-time Housekeeping Position Approx 20-30 HRS per week; MOSTLY WEEKENDS! 8AM-TIL DONE. M-F, 9AM-TIL DONE. SAT/SUN, Some heavy lifting involved Uniforms provided. A neat clean appearance and transportation a must!

Handy’s Extended Stay Suites Colchester 66 College Parkway Colchester, VT 05446 lilsuites66@yahoo.com

Part-time Delivery & Support Person

In Full Bloom, a progressive ﬂower shop, is seeking a part-time delivery and support person to start immediately. 20-25 hours per week. Some weekend hours required

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Please email resume to infullbloomvt@yahoo.com

Local moving company looking for Movers and CDL Drivers! Previous experience preferred, but not required! We will train the right candidates. Applicants must have the highest level of customer service and work well in a team atmosphere. Competitive pay! Please call 802-310-5022.

Dishwasher

The DragonFly Café is looking for a Dishwasher to work Sunday and Monday nights. Please apply in person.

Dragonfly Café 18 Severance Green Colchester, Vermont 878-6100

Email: raymond@vtenergy.com

HVAC Installer: Responsibilities are installing furnaces, boilers, air conditioning systems and plumbing in residential and light commercial application. Prior experience required. Email: Barbara@vtenergy.com

We offer competitive wages, paid vacation and holidays, medical and dental insurance, tool and training account, and a retirement plan.

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Outreach Assistant

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ContaCt MiChelle: 865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

Seeking motivated individual for the position of Outreach Assistant in the Office of Senator Bernie Sanders. Responsibilities include assisting the Outreach Director with scheduling, organizing events, meeting with Vermont organizations, internship coordination, mailing and email lists, correspondence, phone reception, and general office organizational tasks. Applicant must have strong oral and written communication skills as well as computer skills. Must be comfortable in a fast-paced environment. Ability to work well with others is necessary, and interest in and knowledge about government and the legislative process are essential.

Full-time position. 40 hours/week. Mail or fax cover letter and resume by November 1 to:

Phil Fiermonte

Office of Senator Bernie Sanders

1 Church Street, 2nd Floor Burlington, VT 05401

Fax: 802-860-6370

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Building & Grounds Maintenance Worker

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(No phone inquiries or email submissions.)

10/26/09 2:09:59 PM

Permanent part-time position available for a Building & Grounds Maintenance worker, 20-25 hours per week year-round. Responsibilities include building maintenance, grounds maintenance, custodial work, sidewalk plowing, and other duties as assigned. Must be available 24/7 November 1 – March 30. Experience in building maintenance to include mechanical systems and building infrastructure. Valid VT state driver’s license is required. Applications can be picked up at the Public Works ofﬁce at 7878 Williston Road or by calling 802-878-1239. EOE. Position will remain open until ﬁlled.

• Sport S aficionado roommate sought for 44-year-old man with developmental disabilities in his Winooski apartment. t his guy has a great sense of humor, loves MLB and nf L, country music, and good movies. i deal match would provide support with day-to-day activities, medications and meal prep. personal care required. trevor a she, 488-6593.

• Seeking a coup L e or S ing L e W o M an to share their home with an independent middleaged woman with mild developmental disabilities. f irst floor bedroom/bath necessary & minimal personal care required. pets a plus! Jamie Banghart 488-6595

• g enerou S S tipend offered to couple or single person to provide home for a female client working on independent life skills. Loves movies, shopping, card games and trying new things. She uses public transportation and cabs, but requires supervision when in the community. client has 20 hours a week community and work support. i deal home is outside Burlington city limits with no children. Leigh Martin488-6520

• c o L che S ter-area ho M e with a large first-floor bedroom sought for a lovely woman in her 50s who enjoys visiting over a cup of coffee, grocery shopping, dining out and listening to oldies music. Marisa h amilton, 488-6571.

• Sing L e M a L e or M ature coup L e sought to provide living supports to young man with developmental disabilities. c andidates must have clinical experience supporting individuals with variety of behavior challenges. a bility to set and maintain clear boundaries required. i deal setting is rural within c hittenden c ounty with no children or pets in the home. Significant tax free stipend and generous respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. f or more information please contact r ich c arpenter at 488-6508 or richc@howardcenter.org.

• d o W nto W n Bur L ington home sought for a creative young woman who loves to read, anime and gaming. She enjoys her job and various outdoor activities such as sailing, kayaking and biking. i deal candidate is a single female, possibly a grad student, who maintains a quiet home. g enerous stipend and team support provided for the right person. Mark p rior, 488-6500.

a bove opportunities provide generous tax-free stipend, ongoing training and team support, and in most cases, respite budget, and room and board payment. Contact Marisa Hamilton at 488-6571. Burlington - Area Shared Living Opportunities

Head Cook Elementary school of 360 students. Minimum starting hourly wage, $14.86.

This is an amazing opportunity to get a head start in the future of cable installation as a Triple play installation Technician and FTTH Technicians.

This is a long-term and permanent W2 employment position with an initial 90-day probationary period. Work will be performed in VT. you will be performing fiber splicing and full cable triple play installations – Voip, high-speed data, digital video and trouble calls. Excellent opportunity to learn the ins and outs of FTTH while performing tasks and duties that are familiar to experienced cable techs.

QualiFicaTionS:

Must be a quality-minded individual, reliable with a can-do attitude, willing to work flexible schedules within a 6-day workweek. Must possess strong troubleshooting skills in Voip, HSi & video. ncTi certificates a plus, but not required. Must be able to lift 50 pounds. Must possess a valid driver’s license with a good driving record. Must be able to carry a ladder and climb to various heights. Successful candidates will have to pass a criminal background check and drug screening.

oTHEr rEQuirEMEnTS: ownership of hand tools is required, a laptop is a plus. BEnEFiTS: Medical, dental, 401k, ad&d/life insurance, paid holiday and vacation time.

rate paid weekly

Mature, Responsible Adults for our Williston Auto Auctions. Saturday Help, 9AM - 3PM average, flexible dates. Good pay! Clean Vermont Drivers License Required. Call Margaret: 802-878-9200

THOMAS HIRCHAK CO · 802-878-9200 · THCAuction.com

FRANKLIN HOMESTEAD INC. MANAGER

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Franklin Homestead Inc. a nonprofit management company, is seeking an experienced property and personnel manager to oversee operations of a 41-unit independent living facility in Franklin, Vt. Applicants must have a minimum of five years experience in property management and demonstrate supervisory skills along with knowledge of LIHTC, HUD programs associated with affordable housing. Resumes with cover letter must be received no later than NOV. 2 Franklin Homestead Personnel Committee PO Box 142 Homestead Dr. Franklin, VT 05457

post your jobs at sevendaysvt.com/jobs for fast results. or, contact michelle brown: michelle@sevendaysvt.com

EXPERIENCED LUNCH

SERVERS

NEEDED for busy Shelburne Restaurant. Please email Emily at bistrosauce@yahoo.com

Looking for mechanic and mechanics helper to add to team for growing dealership in heavy-duty market. Pay based on training and experience. Tools & CDL preferred. Guaranteed 40 hrs. per week with benefits & paid vacation.

Cobble Hill Trailer Sales PO Box 836 Milton, VT 05468 info@cobblehilltrailersales.com

ADVERTISING INSERTION ORDER Thomas Hirchak Company FROM: Amy Crawford Phone: 800-634-7653 • Fax: 802-888-2211

SERVING FRANKLIN & GRAND ISLE COUNTIES

TO: Michelle Brown/Ashley COMPANY: Seven Days- Employment Display

TODAY’S DATE: 10/26/09

Quality is a two-way opportunity … are you a match for NCSS?

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Crisis Support Staff

DATE(S) TO RUN: 10/27/09 SIZE OF AD: 2H - 3.83” x 1.67” EMAILED TO: michelle@sevendaysvt.com

Please visit our website, www.ncssinc.org, for position details, application links, additional listings and to learn more about NCSS!

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

“Building Bridges in the Community”

NCSS, Inc., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478

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FINANCE OPERATIONS DIRECTOR

Multifaceted individual with strong background in accounting, financial analysis, budgeting, personnel and operational responsibilities and information technology.

Minimum requirements: bachelor’s degree and five years experience. Strong management skills and extensive knowledge of IT applications are important.

Interested persons should send cover letter and resume by Nov. 16 to Fexhrije Sulejmani, United Way of Chittenden County, 412 Farrell Street, Suite 200, South Burlington, VT 05403, or fexhrije@unitedwaycc.org. No phone calls, please.

Employment Consultant

A challenging position in partnership with the Brain Injury Association of Vermont. Based in Waterbury, this position will be responsible for educating and supporting Vermont businesses across the state to train and hire individuals with brain injury, with a specific focus on serving the needs of returning veterans with brain injury and post-traumatic stress disorder. This position will also be responsible for motivating and supporting individual job seekers with brain injury, including job search, securing employment and providing ongoing follow-up. Ideal candidate will have knowledge of the business community, veteran’s issues and traumatic brain injury, and will be able to maintain positive rapport with clients, employers and military. Requires a self-starter with attention to detail and creative problem-solving skills. Minimum qualifications include HS diploma, reliable transportation, good interpersonal and communication skills, and computer knowledge. Salary begins at $25,000 plus benefits.

Mail cover letter and resume summarizing relevant experience and interest to VABIR, 75 Talcott Rd., Suite 30, Williston, VT 05495, or email to rdavies@vabir.org. Posting will close on 11/10/09.

Leaps & Bounds is looking for motivated, flexible team players to join our growing childcare team at our Essex and Williston locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

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Employment Opportunity - Town of Milton.

The Town of Milton is seeking qualified persons to fill the following position: Part-Time Position - Available Immediately Recreation Coordinator - Recreation Department

An employment application and the job description posted at www.milton. govoffice2.com and available in the town manager’s office.

Submit town employment application and Resume to Town of Milton – Human Resources – 43 Bombardier Road, Milton, VT 05468. Open until filled. EOE.

South Burlington School District 2009-2010 School Year

0.1 FTE Driv E rs E D ucaT ion T E ach E r - h igh s chool

Qualified candidates will have Vermont teachers license with drivers education endorsement and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

Bus Moni Tor - Dis T ric T 25 hours/week, 5 days/week, school year

Qualified candidates will have effective communication and interpersonal skills; previous experience with special education and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

Library/AV Assistant

Part-time school-year position available at our Essex Community Educational Center to provide clerical and administrative support for the library media office, to coordinate audio visual functions, and to provide backup services to all facets of our automated library system. Background and knowledge of AV equipment and library services preferred. Position is available 3.5 hours/day including two mornings and three afternoons per week, and pays $12.39/hour.

For more information about the position, please visit our website at www.ccsuvt.org (click on Job Opportunities).

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These positions will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to Diane Kinnon, human resource Department, south Burlington s chool District, 550 Dorset street, south Burlington, v T 05403, or apply at www.sbschools.net. E o E

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Breaking New Ground in Eldercare Kitchen and dining coordinator, EldErly SErvicES, iNc., MoNday-Friday, 11 a.M. to 7 p.M. – NEw poSitioN

National model eldercare center in Middlebury, vt. looking for food-savvy, humanistic supervisor to provide leadership to kitchen staff of six individuals. Full-time, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., position in kitchen combining hands-on presence with supervisory and administrative role. work in partnership with adult daycare coordinators to develop kitchen and food programming.

we are looking for a highly motivated, creative, people manager who would enjoy overseeing creation and presentation of inspiring meals in a directservice atmosphere with elders.

requires excellent supervisory, communication, organizational, team building, planning and delegation skills. Ba/Ma or equivalent training and experience with 5-10 years proven success in related field (food service, human services, employee relations, program development).

Send letter, resume and three to five references to: Elderly Services inc.

Joanne corbett po Box 581 Middlebury, vt 05753 or mail@elderlyservices.org

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Saturday/Summer t eller

Hours: School year = Saturdays - 8:45-3:15; Summer = full-time (40 hours per week) with Saturday included and one day off during the week.

New England Federal Credit Union is looking for people who are enthusiastic, friendly, helpful and reliable to provide exceptional customer service handling teller transactions at our branch locations. You will be part of a team and organization committed to excellence and building relationships with our members.

This is a great opportunity for college students or anyone interested in working in a professional work environment while earning some extra money. During the school year you will work at our Harvest Lane Branch on Saturdays, and during the summer you could be at any of our six branch locations in Chittenden County.

Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor; have effective communication skills and attention to detail and be accurate and knowledgeable with computers. Cash-handling and customer service experience required.

t eller, Pearl Street, eSS ex Jct.

Part-time hours: Monday -10:15-5:15 and Friday 11:15-6:15 (13 hours).

Opportunity exists for a part-time teller at our Pearl Street branch. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cash handling and customer service experience required.

ATTENTION RECRUITERS:

ContaCt MiChelle: 865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

We are now hiring SALeS ASSociAteS (part time).

We are currently hiring for a part-time position with possibility for future full-time employment. As a Sales Associate, you will be providing customer service, clientele development, maintenance of store standards, and the ability to lift and move product and restock merchandise as necessary. Qualified candidates must possess experience in a competitive retail sales environment and love of the outdoors. Must consistently provide the highest standard of customer service while keeping focused on team objectives and excel in individual sales. As a member of the team you will enjoy:

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Community Healt H n ursing

A full-time day opening for an RN to provide home visits for adults in need of short-term rehabilitative care.

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Hospi C e n ursing

Applicants should bring a resume in person to our downtown retail location. 210 College St., Burlington, Vt.

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Digital Prepress Manager

The Prepress Technician/Manager will lead a team of 5 people in a deadline- driven, fastpaced environment. The candidate must display a professional demeanor and the ability to function effectively in a fast-paced production environment. The position will require analytical skill with a great attention to detail while adhering to tight deadlines. The position works under the supervision of the Production Coordinator.

The candidate must have the ability to execute basic to complex functions using the following software: Adobe Creative Suite (InDesign, Illustrator, Photoshop, Acrobat), and Quark. A knowledge of Prepare It and XmPie Udirect a plus. Professional color correction and color retouching as well as some design skills are also a plus.

The Prepress Technician/Manager will generate files/proofs that comply with job and departmental specifications and procedures. The position is responsible for troubleshooting, file manipulation, and imposition of file output in a pdf workflow. The candidate must have the skill to create and edit PDF files and perform quality control checks on electronic files.

Responsible for multi-tasking between file preparation, manipulation, and assembly on MacIntosh and PC platforms while maintaining responsibility for timely job shipments and quality control.

The position is expected to prepare accurate proofs for customer approval, conduct various checks for quality control and final output, process variable data mailing files, and accurately report charges (time and material) to the workstation job tracking database.

Applied knowledge of the print manufacturing process, ICC profiling and digital proofing are a plus.

The Offset House 89 Sand Hill Road Essex, Vermont 05451 employment@offsethouse.com

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Grant and Foundation Support director

Highly motivated person to research and identify prospective funders and funding sources; develop, write and prepare grant applications; build and cultivate strategic relationships with potential funders; provide project evaluation, measurement and required reporting relationships in a fast-paced and deadline-driven environment.

The successful candidate should have 5 years experience in nonprofit grant writing, fundraising/development and foundation support. Bachelor’s degree in marketing, communications, journalism, English or related field. Strong written, oral and interpersonal skills. Proficiency in Word, Excel and databases.

Web developer

VPT seeks a well-rounded Web Developer with both strong technical and design skills for its expanding web team. The successful candidate will have experience with creating websites that have a good design, straightforward usability and encourage interaction.

This position will be responsible for translating and creating content for web and new media distribution platforms.

The successful candidate should have two years professional web experience; bachelor’s degree is desirable. Be proficient with Adobe suite of products, flash video encoding, social media, CSS/HTML, Open Source CMS, etc. Strong writing and communication skills required.

To apply for either position please submit cover letter, resume and salary requirements by November 6th to:

vermont p ublic television a ttn: H r d ept. 3 204 e than a llen avenue c olchester, vt 05446

Per diem shifts are available for either home visits or at our Vermont Respite House in Williston. Experience with oncology and/or terminal care is necessary.

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pediatri C Hig H t e CH n ursing:

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Per diem evening or night shifts are available for either RNs or LPNs. Flexible scheduling and no weekend requirement!

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A full-time position coordinating the transition of care for our clients from the hospital into the home. Day hours, Monday through Friday with only one weekend per month required.

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A full-time opening providing services and education to our pediatric clients. A master’s degree in speech language pathology with a VT Professional Educator license and pediatric experience are required.

Commercial Loan Ofﬁcer

We are currently seeking an experienced Commercial Loan Oﬃcer for our Morrisville Main Oﬃce. Responsibilities will include servicing a substantial existing portfolio of commercial loans, develop and underwrite new account relationships, and handle more complex commercial loan relationships. The successful candidate should have a college degree, and a minimum of 5–10 years of proven experience in commercial lending, including the ability to analyze nancial statements, structure commercial loans, properly document transactions and work in a team environment to provide superior customer service. SBA lending experience is a plus. The ability to generate new business relationships is essential. We are seeking a seasoned lender with a desire to assist us in our commercial services endeavors.

Union Bank oﬀers competitive wages, training for professional growth and development, strong advancement potential, stable hours, a comprehensive benets package, and a friendly, supportive environment. Qualied applicants may apply in condence with a cover letter, resume, references and salary requirements to:

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Executive Assistant

Champlain Housing Trust, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, seeks a highly motivated, detail-oriented Executive Assistant to the CEO. This individual also supports the CEO with major donor contacts and activities, manages the member and donor databases and interacts with the Board of Directors.

The qualified candidate will be a self-starter with strong project management skills who enjoys a fastpaced, team environment. Must demonstrate excellent judgment, communication and organizational skills, an advanced knowledge of the Microsoft Office Suite, and a commitment to CHT’s mission.

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health, life and disability insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave and 403(b) plan. Submit cover letter and resume by October 30th to Human Resources, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email HR@champlainhousingtrust.org. No phone calls, please. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER - COMMITTED TO A DIVERSE WORKPLACE.

SHARED LIVING PROVIDER OPPORTUNITY

The position is now open for a responsible individual, couple or family to provide care and housing for a 26-year-old gentle-spirited young man. This endearing individual enjoys music, social outings, pets, adaptive skiing/sailing and being part of a dynamic home. Fill a pivotal role in partnership with a sensitive agency and supportive, loving family. Strong interpersonal and communication skills are required as well as the desire to positively in uence the life and opportunities of another. A generous 100% tax-free stipend, respite funds, accessibility modi cations, ongoing training and day supports are provided by CCS. For more information please contact Al Frugoli at 802-655-0511 ext 108 or afrugoli@ccs-vt.org.

Champlain Community Services, 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511

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Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team! JOB OPPORTUNITIES

Adult Outpatient Program

Emergency Team Clinician: Looking for a master’slevel mental health clinician for a three day per week, 30-hour weekday benefitted position on our agency’s Emergency Team, providing crisis intervention and short-term stabilization counseling, both face-to-face and by phone. Strong preference given to candidates with experience working in community settings with individuals with mental illness. If you are a team player with excellent clinical skills who thrives on collaboration and variety in your day, you may be the person for this interesting position. Additional substitute hours available.

Community Rehabilitaion & Treatment Program

Residential Care Provider Substitute: Be a part of a 24/7 team providing residential supports to CRT consumers in residential setting on an as needed basis. Implement treatment and support plans. Support consumers around daily living skills. Associate’s Degree in appropriate field plus experience in working with mentally ill; or combination of education and experience. Knowledge of, or desire to learn about, the needs and abilities of the mentally ill. Ability to deal with clients in all types of situations with patience, insight, and compassion. Ability to work effectively with other agency personnel in the implementation of client program and goals. Valid driver’s license, good driving skills, occasional use of car necessary.

For a complete list of Job Opportunities visit www.csac-vt.org.

To apply you may choose to contact us by:

• Email: apply@csac-vt.org

• Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to: CSAC Human Resources, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753.

• Phone: (802) 388-6751 Ext. 425.

Equal Opportunity Employer

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OUTPATIENT THERAPIST

Are you interested in being part of a group that includes a supportive team of therapists, coverage of your after-hours emergencies and efficient billing staff? We are currently seeking a full-time therapist who is a generalist and interested in working with children, adolescents, adults and families. Specialization with children also desirable. Experience with substance abuse, DBT and group treatment preferred. The ideal candidate will be an MSW/LICSW. Willing to consider other licensure. This fulltime position has an excellent benefits package. Some evening hours required. Our clinic is located close to Interstate 89 and is a short commute from Burlington and surrounding areas. The ideal candidate may qualify for the National Health Services Federal loan forgiveness program, which is substantial.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE

Visit our website for position details and a complete listing of our job opportunities: www.ncssinc.org.

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Assessment CliniCiAn

Mental Health and Substance Abuse. Enthusiastic person needed for newly formed Triage Unit to work as part of a team providing assessment and eligibility screening for clients with problems related to mental health issues, chemical dependency and co-occurring disorders. Experience with substance abuse and mental health counseling, crisis intervention, and a good understanding of serious and persistent mental illness is needed. We also require a master’s degree in counseling or in a related field. Full-time position.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities.

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Executive Director Position – Full Time

The South End Arts and Business Association is looking for a motivated community member to join us. The Executive Director will lead SEABA’s fundraising efforts, oversee all ﬁnancial transactions, promote and organize SEABA programming, including the South End Art Hop, and serve as the face of the organization in the community. Our ideal candidate is active in the local arts community and interested in making a long-term commitment to our organization. We are seeking someone who has experience in the following areas: management, fundraising, event planning, working in a nonproﬁt environment, reporting to a board of directors, and interacting with the public.

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Development

Lake Champlain International, Inc., a conservation nonprofit focusing on the improvement of Lake Champlain’s water quality and the restoration of its fisheries, seeks an experienced development professional to advance our mission by developing and maintaining a strong base of financial support at the local, state and national levels. The Development Director will supervise and enhance current revenue streams; identify and cultivate prospective revenue streams; establish effective fundraising techniques to include a membership program; assist in outreach; and market the organization, its mission, events and activities. The position supports the Executive Director and is an integral part of the leadership team.

This is a full-time position with a dynamic, flexible organization in its Colchester, Vt., office. Strong oral and written communication skills are essential, along with knowledge of basic accounting/finance and a strong commitment to the organization’s mission. A bachelor’s degree is required; a major in a business-related field is a plus. We offer competitive pay commensurate with experience. We also offer a competitive benefits package, subject to certain eligibility requirements. Please submit a cover letter, your resume, your college transcript(s) and salary requirement, via email, to james@mychamplain.net. No phone calls, please.

Lake Champlain International, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer.

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Season of Giving The Point’s

The Point is proud to present our Season of Giving Holiday show starring Brett Dennen in concert!

Brett Dennen in a beneﬁt concert for the Vermont Campaign To End Childhood Hunger, Monday December 21st at 7:30 pm at The Barre Opera House!

Tickets go on sale this Friday October 30th at 12noon at The Barre Opera House Box Ofﬁce, on the phone at 802-476-8188, and on the Barre Opera House website at www.barreoperahouse.org Tickets are just $26.00 or $50 for prime Gold Circle www.barreoperahouse.orgseating.Tickets seating.

music

’Tis the Season?

Is it me, or is the holiday season beginning earlier and earlier every year? Actually, allow me to rephrase that. Is it me, or is the season of bitching about how much earlier the holiday season is beginning, coming earlier and earlier every year?

Every fall, it seems we start seeing the telltale signs of the season a few weeks before we’re ready. Hell, two weeks ago — like, early October — some guy came into the 7D office hawking wreaths. The week before that, I received an email from a woman representing TORI AMOS asking if I would be interested in talking with the famed songwriter to — I am not making this up — preview her new Christmas album, Midwinter Graces. Roughly three days later, a sampler of said album (available at ﬁne retail outlets everywhere November 11!) arrived on my desk, gift wrapped like a bundle of fucking myrrh. Or maybe frankincense.

SOUNDbites

BY DAN BOLLES

As an added bonus, if we start the holiday season a month earlier, we also get to officially observe some sadly overlooked November occasions, because, hey, it’s the holidays! These include Cookie Monster’s Birthday (11/02), Election Day (11/03, why isn’t this a national holiday already?) and, my personal favorite, Stay at Home Because You’re Well Day (11/30). And, yeah, that last one really exists, though it’s immediately followed by Stay at Home Because You’re Fired Day. But I digress.

I know what you’re thinking. Tori Amos, the woman who once sang about masturbating in her bedroom whilst her Baptist preacher man pops gave a Bible lesson downstairs, made a Christmas album? That Tori Amos? Has the whole world gone mad?

Well, yes. Yes, it has — officially now.

The even crazier part: The disc is actually half decent. Or at least not awful. Call it a Christmas miracle! But that’s not the point.

The point is that, like it or not, there is no escaping the preholiday blitz, especially when it starts on Labor Day. So even though our collective gut reaction is to sneer like Ebenezer Scrooge and brace ourselves for the insufferable blizzard of goodwill toward men, I propose the real solution should be this: If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. But with one tiny caveat. The “holiday season” has to include the greatest holiday of them all, Halloween.

We lump Christmas, Hanukkah and New Year’s Eve — OK, and “Kwanzaa” — together as one “season” because it makes sense from a calendar standpoint. But we also include Thanksgiving, even though it happens about a month prior. So is it really much of a stretch to roll the calendar back yet another month and include a celebration that people actually, you know, enjoy? I think not.

types know how to put together a costume — mostly cuz they practice pretty much every other day of the year. Zing! Anyway, this year is no exception, as rowdy alt-whatever hooligans PARIAH BEAT take the stage along with not one but two BILL MULLINS-led outﬁts, PERSIAN CLAWS and surf-noir badasses BARBACOA. Costume suggestion: zombie hipster. All you need are skinny jeans, a scarf and a bloody pitchfork.

Scaryoke, Saturday at Charlie O’s Scaryoke. Charlie O’s. ’Nuff said.

Of all years, 2009 is especially well

suited to begin this new tradition, because Halloween conveniently falls on a Saturday, and therefore basically means we can devote the entire weekend to ghoulish shenanigans. And you know how I love shenanigans.

So, in the spirit of the season, I present to you a thorough rundown of just about every cool, music-related Halloween happening I could ﬁnd, listed in descending order of the awesomeness of the accompanying pun, as well as costume suggestions should you decide to attend.

And on that note, let me be the ﬁrst to wish you happy holidays.

This Is Halloween

Hallowbean with Pariah Beat, Barbacoa and Persian Claws, Saturday at Radio Bean

Radio Bean is the perennial winner of the best — or at least cutest — Halloween pun, “Hallowbean,” and is always a great option for Hallows Eve rockin’. One, the music is typically stellar. And two, the people watching is great because artsy hipster

Costume suggestion: DAN BOLLES, because he loves that bar. Simply dye your hair red, don a fake beard and glasses, and wear one of those T-shirts that says, “Your Band Sucks.” Plus, if people look confused and don’t know who you are/I am, you can always tell them you’re dressed as TREY ANASTASIO

Skeletons in the Closet! with Poof! and DJ Precious, Saturday at the Higher Ground Ballroom From the ﬁne, frenzied folks who brought you last year’s hedonistic Ghouls Gone Wild party comes yet another drag-ball extravaganza that’s guaranteed to … well, I don’t know if we can print what it’s guaranteed to do. But it will be fun. And fabulous.

Aaand, speaking of sweet transvestites — how’s this for a segue? — next door in the Showcase Lounge, the Barre Players will unleash two delicious performances of the stage version of the Rocky Horror Show Costume suggestion: Um … you’re on your own.

Halloween with Maddub, Saturday at Langdon Street Café OK, so there’s nary a pun to be found here, unless you count the band, MADDUB. What’s really of interest is that the long-running local electro-reggae outﬁt is … d-d-d-ddead! Really. In the last couple of months the band has been on a local farewell tour of sorts, each performance bringing them ever closer to musical Zion. This one, sadly is their last.

Costume suggestion: Ras Trent.

Technologic: A Daft Punk Experience, Saturday at Lift. Is there anything scarier than a cover

PARIAH BEAT

MADDUB

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burlington area

1/2 LoungE: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Steve Hartman (singer-songwriters), 7:30 p.m., Free. The Eames Brothers (mountain blues), 9:30 p.m., Free.

CLub MEtronoME: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+).

HigHEr grounD baLLrooM: Silverstein, Madina Lake, I See Stars, The Word Alive, I Am Commiting a Sin (rock), 7:30 p.m., $13/15. AA.

LEunig’s bistro & Café: paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Lift: DJ Capsule’s Comme Ci (house), 9 p.m., Free. ManHattan Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

MuDDy WatErs: The Dirt Farmers (country), 9 p.m., Free.

nECtar’s: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

raDio bEan: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

rED squarE: General Lee (rock), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

central

CHarLiE o’s: Jasmine Armour (old-time), 8 p.m., Free.

LangDon strEEt Café: Honey Dewdrops (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations. Dr. Gasp! Halloween Warmup (freak folk), 10 p.m., Donations.

sLiDE brook LoDgE & tavErn: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

City LiMits: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

on tHE risE bakEry: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

tWo brotHErs tavErn: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

Heavy Petting

You will friggin’ love tHE HEavy. Trust us. Blending frantic R&B energy with irascible punk attitude, this UK foursome has been a darling of discerning indie-rawk connoisseurs since the release of their debut album, Great Vengeance and Furious Fire, in 2007. Touring on the heels of their hotly anticipated new disc, The House That Dirt Built, the band blows the roof off Club Metronome on Wednesday, November 4, with opening support from Queen City angels of death rougH franCis and DJ DisCo PHantoM

northern

bEE’s knEEs: Fred Brauer (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

regional

MonoPoLE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

oLivE riDLEy’s: Completely Stranded (improv comedy), 8 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

1/2 LoungE: Jah Red (Latin soul), 7 p.m., Free.

242 Main: 242 Annual Halloween Fundraiser with pittsburgh Zombies, pub-Lick, Against Me!, The Flood, Husbands AKA, Death From Above (punk), 7 p.m., $10. AA.

CLub MEtronoME: Bonerama (funk), 9 p.m., $8. 18+. Hey Mama Featuring Avi & Celia, Joshua panda (roots), 9 p.m., $7.

franny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

grEEn rooM: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

HigHEr grounD baLLrooM: State Radio, Rustic Overtones (rock), 8 p.m., $20/23. AA.

LEunig’s bistro & Café: Jenni Johnson Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Lift: Euro-phoria with DJs LaForge & Chris G (electro), 9 p.m., Free.

tHE MonkEy HousE: Into the Bottle, Verb, Sue &

Sarah (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

nECtar’s: The Flavor Trio (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. nigHtCraWLErs: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

PariMa aCoustiC LoungE: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler and Antara (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

raDio bEan: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3.

rasPutin’s: 101 Thursdays with pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

rED squarE: A-Dog presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

tHE sCuffEr stEak & aLE HousE: pJ Davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

tHE skinny PanCakE: Nicole Erin Carey & The Dirty String Band (folk), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

central

CHarLiE o’s: Bang Bang (dance), 10 p.m., Free. LangDon strEEt Café: Utah Green (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. Fancy Trash (Americana), 9 p.m., Donations.

champlain

valley

51 Main: Ava & the Gardeners (indie), 9 p.m., Donations.

Dan’s PLaCE: Russ & Ray (funk), 9 p.m., Free.

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Gordon Stone, Night Shade

(SELF-RELEASED, CD)

Vermont musical icon and jam-band hero

Alice in Chains.

Gordon Stone shows his stuff on his sixth “solo” CD, Night Shade. It is telling that this is the ﬁrst release in Stone’s extensive discography in which the artist bills himself simply as “Gordon Stone” and not the Gordon Stone Trio or the Gordon Stone Band. Stone unquestionably puts himself at the center of the musical action here: trading Hammond B-3 and pedal-steel licks with Phish keyboard master Page McConnell on the title track, cooking up the jazzy theme to an imaginary psychedelic Western, doing a “Soul Makossa” thing with a phalanx of African drummers, and soaring like David Lindley over a Keith Richards rock-guitar riff on “Stone’s Throw.”

For those who only know Stone as a Phish session man or a regular at Bonnaroo, Night Shade will be enlightening. All but one of the album’s 10 tracks are originals. And each demonstrates why the multitalented Stone deserves the numerous accolades he’s garnered for musical excellence over his career.

The unaccompanied banjo gem “Jelly Rag” showcases Stone’s impeccable technique and the classical-grass style he introduced back in the 1970s. And his funky take on Thelonious Monk’s “Well You Needn’t,” as well as the reimagining of “Scratching the Surface” — the title track from a 1995 effort — serve as potent reminders that he was one of a handful of visionaries responsible for the invention of jazz-grass banjo. While Stone is backed by a cadre of talented musicians, the moments when his steel and banjo are mixed way out front are true sonic pleasures.

Stone’s fruitful relationship with the

members of Phish has yielded another, albeit subtler, beneﬁt. Night Shade was recorded in the band’s legendary Chittenden County recording studio, the Barn. The retroﬁtted structure’s old wooden walls provide an earthy aesthetic, contrasted by cutting-edge digital recording technology. But on this disc, the room sound and equipment don’t stand out — it all just sounds good.

Night Shade’s final track, “Kaki Lambe,” is as mysterious and edgy as “Jelly Cake Rag” is warm and accessible. Senegalese polyrhythms, space-station pedal steel and squawking sax riffs float through the piece. A cold ending leaves you teetering on the brink. Of what? Beats me. Guess we’ll have to wait ’til the next album to find out.

Catch Gordon Stone at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar and Bistro this Saturday, October 31.

ROBERT RESNIK

Dangerbird, Dangerbird EP

(SELF-RELEASED, CD)

The dawn of MySpace Music, SonicBids and any number of other ubiquitous web-based promotional tools has made the consumption of music remarkably easy for even the most casual fan. While this unprecedented age of accessibility is by most accounts a boon, it has caused an unintended — and to some degree unwelcome — side effect: uncloaking the mystery.

Part of the thrill of discovering new music is that initial sense of trepidation, of confronting the unknown. So, in a way, the ability to click a mouse and process a gazillion bits of info on a band before even hearing them denies us that experience. It taints our impressions before we can form our own. The Twitter-worthy phrase is “TMI.” Fortunately, there are still bands that guard their secrets, keeping the mystery intact. Bands like Dangerbird.

Burlington-based Dangerbird are Rob Voland, Brian Hanf and Thomas Barnes. They formed in 2006, out of the ashes of late B-town outﬁt Transit. That’s pretty much all they’ll tell you about themselves — and it’s all you need to know, really. Refreshingly, everything else must be gleaned from their

hazy but gripping, self-titled debut EP.

The disc opens on “Thief,” which lays bare the recording’s bleary-eyed aesthetic. Sleepy, reverb-washed guitar simmers and shimmers as Voland’s ﬂanged vocals creep into the mix. Picture Do Make Say Think fronted by Mojave 3’s Neil Halstead — on an opium bender, perhaps — and you’re on the right track.

The narcotic delirium continues on “Afterimage.” But Voland and company inject ﬂeeting moments of discomﬁting wakefulness with spastic rhythmic ruptures. However, even these rude intrusions ultimately succumb to the ethereal soma, evaporating almost as quickly as they appear.

“D Minor” is a proggy, eight-and-ahalf minute epic. Following a typically

somnolent sonic fog, Voland’s guitar explodes in a torrent of roiling psychedelia and builds to the song’s exhausted conclusion.

“Postmark” delivers still more druggy hypnosis. But this time Voland wields an adventurous melody that challenges its otherwise opaque environs. The contrast is both fracturing and beautiful, particularly as his vocal bursts flutter between speakers — or better yet, headphones — like a sonic firefly.

“Avalanche” closes the disc and is aptly named: the cacophonous landslide sweeps the listener away over a bruising 12 minutes.

In a time when music is all but spoonfed to the masses, Dangerbird EP is a captivating enigma. And, hopefully, one that local listeners will seek out and unravel for themselves.

10/14/09

It’s ya boy, Nastee.

DAN BOLLES

band? How ’bout this: a DJ cover band! Spoooooky! Burlington’s house of house, Lift, hosts a Halloween tribute to Daft Punk, complete with a giant pyramid and two DJs dressed in Daft Punk’s famed robot costumes. There will be booty shakin’. And, I’ll just go out on a limb here, but you know how conservatively people dress when they go to a dance club, right? Well, it’s Halloween. Just sayin’.

Costume suggestion: slutty … whatever, really.

The Dirty Blondes with DJ Disco Phantom, Saturday at club metronome

As mentioned in the spotlight on page 49, amazingly, the Dirty BlonDes are celebrating their 10th anniversary on the very night and in the very venue at which it all began. This is notable because, well, 10 years is a long time for a band to exist, especially in Burlington. Plus, most people assumed at least half of this incomparably raucous band would have gone the way of John Bonham years ago. Further, the show will mark the debut of the band’s new bass player Jesse azarian. (Note: Their old bass player is fine. He just moved to California.) If you’re looking for me early on Halloween, this is where I’ll be, dressed as Teen Wolf.

Costume suggestion: not Teen Wolf.

Halloween costume Ball with michetti and Greyspoke, Friday at Nectar’s OK. Technically, this is on Mischief Night, not Halloween. But the gist is the same. If you’ve never been, Nectar’s throws one of the grandest costume parties in the land. Seriously, it’s incredible. Plus, y’all love you some michetti, as evidenced by their Daysies win — OK, split three ways — as Vermont’s best unsigned band. Oddly, on the Nectar’s website, the description for GreysPoke reads “playing a very special Hallo-Ween set.” Wonder what that’s all about?

Costume suggestion: steve vai or mr. richarD smoker

Halloween costume contest with Bearquarium and operation: Queen, Saturday at Nectar’s As mentioned above, Nectar’s Halloween costume parties are legendary. If you’ve yet to see them, Bearquarium rules. And no, oPeration: queen is not a transgender surgery show on the Discovery Channel. Costume suggestion: Anything but michael Jackson. Do you seriously think you’ll be the only one who thought of that this year? Same goes for farrah fawcett, Billy mays, Patrick swayze and any other celeb who died in 2009. Sorry.

242 main Halloween Benefit with Husbands AKA, The Flood, Eternal cowboy, Pub-Lick, Pittsburgh Zombies, Saturday at 242 main Another awesome annual bash. If you’ve

never been, each year a bunch of local bands dress up as their favorite bands and cover their tunes. All the proceeds go to keep 242 Main up and running until next Halloween. Everybody wins! Highlighting this year’s throwdown are husBanDs aka, doing their best ranciD impression — it’s a stretch, I know. Also on the bill are the flooD (the misfits), eternal cowBoy (aGainst me!), PuB-lick (social Distortion) and PittsBurGh zomBies (the Pixies). Costume suggestion: Husbands AKA.

The Jazz Guys: They Rock, You Decide

A couple of weeks ago I posted a completely

shortlist of songs for you to choose from up on the blog. Once the voting closes, The Jazz Guys will sequester themselves in the studio and make with the funny. Stay tuned …

BiteTorrent

Following up on last week’s opening rant, the word from the folks at The Skinny Pancake was that the new familiars/Josh PanDa show went exceedingly well. As in, according to Pancake booker colleen korniak, “record breaking.” I was sick, so I couldn’t attend the show to verify that report. But it appears my mojo remains intact, nonetheless. Phew! What’s more, I’ve been instructed to begin the design phase of my very own crêpe. Excellent. Speaking of which, it seems there was some confusion about my crêpe challenge last week. I was not suggesting that I get a free crêpe if the show drew well. That would be a serious breach of journalistic ethics. Rather, the deal was that I get a crepe special named after me, which is a slightly less serious breach. Glad we cleared that up.

Happy trails to vermont folk instruments, which closed its doors on lower Church Street in Burlington recently. However, those who get a kick out of gawking at beautiful guitars they can’t possibly afford should take solace in the fact that the store has merged with its sister shop, BurlinGton Guitar anD amP on Main Street.

Welcome back, anDrew Parker-renGa! The traveling troubadour has just returned from what he reports to have been an excellent two-week tour through the Northeast and Midwest. This Friday he rocks a cozy homecoming show at Red Square.

Welcome home, avi anD celia! This Thursday the sonorous sweethearts return to the 802 and turn it up to 11 with their new electric outfit, hey mama, at Club Metronome. The aforementioned Josh Panda opens.

ridiculous video of local pop-rock jesters the Jazz Guys covering Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” on my blog, SolidState. And by “ridiculous,” I of course mean, “ridiculously awesome.” Since you all read my blog religiously, I’m sure you saw it in all of its Beach Boys-esque glory. But on the off chance that you were maybe out of town or in a coma or something, I’d advise you to check it out, like immediately. We’ll wait … Anyway, that video prompted an impromptu brainstorming session between a member of the band and a 7D staffer. That session led to a brilliant idea, namely that the band do another cover vid, but this time they let you, loyal readers, decide which song it will be. Neat, right?

In the next few days, we should have the

Last but not least, it seems the live music experiment at JP’s Pub has ended and will be replaced with — drum roll, please! — karaoke. Sigh. Bet you didn’t see that coming, right? I, for one, am pretty bummed about this, and not just because the whole thing started because someone actually took me seriously when I flippantly suggested in this very column that the bar should do more live music. OK, it is that. But also, it was a good idea and should have worked, dammit. However, when God closes a dive bar stage, he opens another at an even divier bar, right? I wonder what the acoustics at the Olde Northender are like... m

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PErSiAN cLAwS

burlington area

1/2 LouNgE 136 1/2 church st., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 mAiN St., Burlington, 862-2244.

ALExANDEr’S Pub At thE LiNcoLN iNN, 4 Park st., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

bAckStAgE Pub 60 Pearl st., Essex Jct., 878-5494. bANANA WiNDS cAfé & Pub, 1 market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

brEAkWAtEr cAfé, 1 King st., Burlington, 658-6276. citY SPortS griLLE, 215 Lower mountain View Dr., colchester, 655-2720.

cLub mEtroNomE, 188 main st., Burlington, 865-4563. frANNY o S 733 Queen city Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. grEEN room 86 st. Paul st., Burlington, 651-9669. hALVorSoN S uPStrEEt cAfé, 16 church st., Burlington, 658-0278.

hArbor LouNgE At courtYArD mArriott 25 cherry st., Burlington, 864-4700. highEr grouND 1214 Williston Rd., s. Burlington, 652-0777. JP’S Pub 139 main st., Burlington, 658-6389. LEuNig’S 115 church st., Burlington, 863-3759. Lift 165 church st., Burlington, 660-2088. mANhAttAN PizzA & Pub 167 main st., Burlington, 658-6776.

thE moNkEY houSE, 30 main st., Winooski, 655-4563. muDDY WAtErS 184 main st., Burlington, 658-0466. NEctAr’S 188 main st., Burlington, 658-4771. NightcrAWLErS 127 Porter’s Point Rd., colchester, 310-4067.

PArimA, 185 Pearl st., Burlington, 864-7917. rADio bEAN, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. rASPutiN S, 163 church st., Burlington, 864-9324. rED SquArE, 136 church st., Burlington, 859-8909. rí rá iriSh Pub 123 church st., Burlington, 860-9401. rubEN JAmES 159 main st., Burlington, 864-0744. SkiNNY PANcAkE 60 Lake st., Burlington, 540-0188. VErmoNt Pub & brEWErY, 144 college st., Burlington, 865-0500.

chittenden county

51 mAiN, 51 main st., middlebury, 388-8209. thE briStoL bAkErY, 16 main st., Bristol, 453-3280. cAroL S huNgrY miND cAfé 24 merchant’s Row, middlebury, 388-0101. citY LimitS 14 Greene st., Vergennes, 877-6919. DAN S PLAcE, 31 main street, Bristol, 453-2774. gooD timES cAfé, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. oN thE riSE bAkErY, 44 Bridge st., Richmond, 434-7787. StArrY Night cAfé, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. tWo brothErS tAVErN, 86 main st., middlebury, 388-0002. central

bLAck Door bAr & biStro, 44 main st., montpelier, 223-7070.

big PicturE thEAtEr & cAfé 48 carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

chArLiE o S 70 main st., montpelier, 223-6820. thE cENtEr bAkErY & cAfE, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury center, 244-7500. guSto’S 28 Prospect st., Barre, 476-7919.

L.A.c.E. 159 North main st., Barre, 476-4276. LANgDoN St. cAfé, 4 Langdon st., montpelier, 223-8667. mAiN St. griLL & bAr 118 main st., montpelier, 223-3188. PickLE bArrEL NightcLub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

PoSitiVE PiE 2 20 state st., montpelier, 229-0453. PurPLE mooN Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. SLiDE brook LoDgE & tAVErN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202.

northern

bEE S kNEES, 82 Lower main st., morrisville, 888-7889. thE brEWSki, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. thE hub PizzEriA & Pub, 21 Lower main st., Johnson, 635-7626.

mAttErhorN 4969 mountain Rd., stowe, 253-8198.

muSic box, 147 creek Rd., craftsbury, 586-7533.

oVErtimE SALooN, 38 s main st., st. Albans, 524-0357. PiEcASSo, 899 mountain Rd., stowe, 253-4411. ruStY NAiL, mountain Rd., stowe, 253-6245. ShootErS SALooN, 30 Kingman st., st. Albans, 527-3777. tAmArAck griLL At burkE mouNtAiN, 223 shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. WAtErShED tAVErN, 31 center st., Brandon, 247-0100.

regional krAzY horSE SALooN, 14 margaret st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888.

, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-5632222. NAkED turtLE, 1 Dock st., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. oLiVE riDLEY

Use (Pocket) Protection

Sure, Halloween gets most of the publicity. But for savvy hooligans, the real fun happens on All Hallows Eve, otherwise known as “Mischief Night.” This year should prove no exception as tristate mavens of algo-rock the MatheMatiCians make a welcome return to Montpeculiar to raise a little hell and, quite possibly, GPAs at Langdon Street Café this Friday.

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On the Rise BakeRy: The porters (indie-folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

twO BROtheRs taveRn: DJ Jam Man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’s knees: Rick Redington & The Luv (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

the huB PizzeRia & PuB: Seth Yacovone (blues), 9:30 p.m., Free.

regional

MOnOPOle: Is (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

MOnOPOle DOwnstaiRs: Gary peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

taBu Café anD nightCluB: Karaoke Night with Sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

fRi.30

burlington area

1/2 lOunge: Cool Breezers with Tricky pat & Luis Calderin (eclectic), 5 p.m., Free.

BaCkstage PuB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free.

CluB MetROnOMe: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5.

fRanny O’s: ’80s Night, 9:30 p.m., Free.

gReen ROOM: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

higheR gROunD BallROOM: State Radio, Sidecar Radio (rock), 8 p.m., $20/23. AA.

higheR gROunD shOwCase lOunge: The Breakfast, King for a Day, prana (jam), 8:30 p.m., $9/12. AA.

JP’s PuB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

lift: Clubland with Mario & Vasili (house), 9 p.m., $3.

MaRRiOtt haRBOR lOunge: Queen City Quartet (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

neCtaR’s: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Costume Ball with Michetti, Greyspoke (rock), 9 p.m., $5/8.

nightCRawleRs: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PaRiMa Main stage: “Forever Forum” Movie premiere (snowboard film), 10 p.m., $5.

PaRk PlaCe taveRn: DJ Scotty J (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

RaDiO Bean: Growth Spert (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Healthy Option Dane (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Kairos (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Busted Brix (ska), 11:45 p.m., Free.

RasPutin’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. ReD squaRe: ApR (rock), 6 p.m., Free. Clayton Sabine (roots), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30

Northern Lights

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p.m., $3.

nIGhTcRaWleRs: run for cover (rock), 9 p.m., free.

Rí Rá IRIsh Pub: DJ Johnny utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., free.

PaRIMa MaIn sTaGe: parimaween with funkwagon, Wagan, 2nd Agenda & DJ pwyld (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

The skInny Pancake: mary’s Lane (celtic), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

PaRk Place TaveRn: DJ Larry Brett (Top 40), 9 p.m., free.

central

RaDIo bean: Hallowbean with pariah Beat, Barbacoa, persian claws (rock), 8 p.m., free. RasPuTIn’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

black DooR baR & bIsTRo: Generous Thieves (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5.

chaRlIe o’s: Amadis (metal), 10 p.m., free. hen of The WooD aT The GRIsT MIll: Queen city Hot club (Gypsy-jazz), 6 p.m., free.

ReD squaRe: The Thang (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

central

lanGDon sTReeT café: Happy Hour with Electric sorcery (rock), 6 p.m., Donations. mischief Night with The mathematicians and fiends (indie), 10 p.m., Donations.

black DooR baR & bIsTRo: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 9:30 p.m., $5.

The cenTeR bakeRy & café: Billy caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., free.

The ReseRvoIR ResTauRanT & TaP RooM: rise up sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., free.

chaRlIe o’s: scaryoke Halloween party, 10 p.m., free.

champlain valley

51 MaIn: Anthony santor Group (jazz), 9 p.m., Donations.

lanGDon sTReeT café: maddub (electro-reggae), 9 p.m., Donations.

cITy lIMITs: costume party with Exit Only (rock), 9 p.m., free.

on The RIse bakeRy: Open Jazz session with Dan silverman, 7:30 p.m., free.

The ReseRvoIR ResTauRanT & TaP RooM: Torpedo rodeo (surf-punk), 9:30 p.m., free.

champlain valley

51 MaIn: The Dirtminers with ray & russ (rock), 9 p.m., free.

TWo bRoTheRs TaveRn: DJ Dizzle (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

northern

bee’s knees: powell & Thyng (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The bReWskI: The John schaffer Band (rock), 9 p.m., free.

The hub PIzzeRIa & Pub: The Eames Brothers (mountain blues), 9:30 p.m., free.

JD’s Pub: Live music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

regional

MonoPole: peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., free. Odus Budd (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MonoPole DoWnsTaIRs: Gary peacock (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., free.

olIve RIDley’s: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., free.

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burlington area

backsTaGe Pub: smokin’ Gun (rock), 9 p.m., free.

banana WInDs café & Pub: in Kahootz (rock), 9 p.m., free.

club MeTRonoMe: The Dirty Blondes, DJ Disco phantom (rock), 7:30 p.m., $3. retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

fRanny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

GReen RooM: Envy with mr. Tagteam (electro), 10 p.m., free.

hIGheR GRounD ballRooM: skeletons in the closet! with poof! & DJ precious (costume ball), 9 p.m., $15/20. 18+.

hIGheR GRounD shoWcase lounGe: The rocky Horror show (theater), 9 p.m. & 11:45 p.m., $25. 18+.

JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

lIfT: Technologic: A Daft punk Experience (house), 9 p.m., $5.

MaRRIoTT haRboR lounGe: The Trio featuring paul cassarino, Tracie cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., free.

necTaR’s: Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free. Bearquarium, Operation: Queen (rock, funk), 9 p.m., $7.

cITy lIMITs: costume party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., free.

Dan’s Place: romp (rock), 9 p.m., free. on The RIse bakeRy: Halloween party, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

TWo bRoTheRs TaveRn: The Horse Traders (rock), 9 p.m., free.

northern bee’s knees: Open mic costume party, 7:30 p.m., free.

The bReWskI: The John schaffer Band (rock), 9 p.m., free.

The hub PIzzeRIa & Pub: Day of the Dead (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., free.

PIecasso: Karaoke championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., free.

regional

MonoPole: Lucid (rock), 10 p.m., free. olIve RIDley’s: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., free. Tabu café anD nIGhTclub: All Night Dance party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., free.

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burlington area

1/2 lounGe: funhouse with DJ rob Douglas, moonflower & friends (eclectic DJs), 7 p.m., free.

backsTaGe Pub: Karaoke with pete, 9 p.m., free. fRanny o’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., free. hIGheR GRounD shoWcase lounGe: celtic Hootenanny (irish), 3 p.m., $12/15. AA. necTaR’s: mi Yard reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 9 p.m., free.

nIGhTcRaWleRs: Karaoke with steve Leclair, 7 p.m., free.

RaDIo bean: Old Time sessions, 1 p.m., free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., free. Joe Adler (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free. The mohanty-mallon Duet (folk), 8:15 p.m., free. shawn Grady & friends farewell show (indie-folk), 10 p.m., free.

ReD squaRe: Bonjour-Hi! (eclectic DJs), 9 p.m., free.

northern bee’s knees: Jay Ekis (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

Still Dirty After All These Years

’Twas 10 years ago, on a night just like tonight, that the frightening story of The dirTy bLONdes began, forever changing the landscape of music in Burlington. OK, so maybe it wasn’t as dramatic as all that. Still, the Blondes did play their first show exactly one decade ago this Halloween. Originally conceived as a joke, the devilishly debaucherous outfit has been delighting — and terrorizing — local audiences ever since. This Saturday, the band returns to the scene of the crime, Club Metronome, to celebrate its diamond anniversary and, of course, rock the fuck out. dJ sTiCky fiNgers opens.

The hub Pizzeria & Pub: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

1/2 LOuNge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence & Nickel B (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

CLub MeTrONOMe: Open Mic Night with Mikey P of Elephantbear, 9 p.m., Free.

NeCTar’s: Ray & Russ Duo (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

PariMa MaiN sTage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+).

radiO beaN: Illusion of Joy (rock), 5:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

red square: Justin Levinson Band (indie), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

rOzzi’s LakeshOre TaverN: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.

rubeN JaMes: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

central

LaNgdON sTreeT Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

1/2 LOuNge: Droppin’ Science (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

CLub MeTrONOMe: Break Science (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $10/15. 18+.

LeuNig’s bisTrO & Café: Dayve Huckett (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LifT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free.

The MONkey hOuse: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free.

MONTy’s OLd briCk Pub : Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free.

NeCTar’s: WBKM Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

radiO beaN: Honky Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

red square: Upsetta International Sound (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

central

CharLie O’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LaNgdON sTreeT Café: Jonah Salzman (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Charlie Messing and His Monolithic Duo (folk), 9 p.m., Free.

MaiN sTreeT griLL aNd bar: Abby Jenne (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

sLide brOOk LOdge & TaverN: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

TwO brOThers TaverN: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.

northern bee’s kNees: Old Dirty String Band (old-time), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

The hub Pizzeria & Pub: Chris Lyons (singersongwriter), 9:30 p.m., Free.

PieCassO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

wed.04

burlington area

CLub MeTrONOMe: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). The Heavy, Rough Francis, DJ Disco Phantom (rock), 9 p.m., $8. 18+.

higher grOuNd baLLrOOM: Lotus, The Egg (live electronica), 9 p.m., $16/18. AA.

higher grOuNd shOwCase LOuNge: Advance Music Acoustic Singer-Songwriter Search (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free.

LeuNig’s bisTrO & Café: Will Patton (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LifT: DJ Capsule’s Comme Ci (house), 9 p.m., Free.

MaNhaTTaN Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

NeCTar’s: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

radiO beaN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.

red square: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

Gordon Stone Band (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

central

LaNgdON sTreeT Café: Blue Gold: World Water Wars (film), 6 p.m., Donations. WTF Wednesday: Chillin’ with Lillie, 8 p.m., Free.

sLide brOOk LOdge & TaverN: Open Jam, 9 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

CiTy LiMiTs: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

ON The rise bakery: Open Blues Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

TwO brOThers TaverN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

bee’s kNees: Jim Charonko (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

regional

MONOPOLe: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

OLive ridLey’s: Adirondack Jazz Orchestra, 8 p.m., Free. m

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Bound for Gory

PWhistle While You Work

IGetting Fleeced

If assembly lines were as fascinating as Cirque Mechanics makes them out to be, we’d all be queuing up at the nearest manufacturing plant. But this is a case of art imitating life with a twist — and some turns. You can catch the talented troupe composed of Cirque du Soleil and Moscow Circus vets in Birdhouse Factory this Friday. A hodgepodge of contortionists, trapeze ﬂyers, trampoline-wall artists and more play the parts of factory workers in this acclaimed act drawing on Diego Rivera’s industry murals and Charlie Chaplin’s satire of industrialization in Modern Times. “Together, the balancing, tumbling, contorting, and death-defying tricks make for spectacular eye candy that could earn millions in Vegas,” asserts the Guardian magazine. Who says clowning around at work doesn’t pay o ?

‘BIRDHOUSE FACTORY’

Friday, October 30, 8 p.m., at Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $27-47. Info, 863-5966. www.ﬂynntix.org

t’s easy to attribute anything unusual you see this weekend — zombie walks, costume parades, TP art — to Halloween. But Essex Junction residents could be stumped to explain the appearance of more than 400 alpacas in their town. It’s the fourth annual Green Mountain Alpaca Fall Spectacular, a camelid convention drawing llama-like creatures from farms around the Northeast. Over two days, soft-ﬂeeced alpacas compete before international judges for top marks in build and ﬁber. Spectators spot the ungulates tackling small obstacle courses in the youth division, while an “international bazaar” features all the alpaca paraphernalia you could ever need. And hey, if you feel like you’re missing out on All Hallow’s Eve fun, keep an eye out for the Halloweenthemed alpaca photo contest. Spooky.

GREEN MOUNTAIN ALPACA FALL SPECTACULAR

Saturday, October 31, and Sunday, November 1, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., at Champlain Valley Exposition in Essex Junction. $4-6. Info, 765-9639. www.vtalpacashow.com

erhaps no other Vermont town takes Halloween as seriously as White River Junction — as in making it an occasion for some serious fun. The community’s annual Gory Daze Parade has, its website boasts, been handpicked as one of the top 10 smalltown Halloween parades in the country. The organizers of the Rio Blanco Social Club, now in its eighth year, have planned fantastical festivities up the wazoo. This year’s highlights include an Egg Haunt at Veterans Memorial Park, where families search for enchanted orbs and tiny jack-o’-lanterns ﬁlled with candy, and a Psychic Fair with “aura photographers” reading destinies. Signature activities range from a monster petting zoo to music by Pariah Beat to donuts on strings. After the gruesome parade, folks in wacky costumes let o steam at the Eight Ball Dance Party, complete with DJ’d ditties and a light show. Join in, if you dare.

‘GORY DAZE PARADE, EIGHT BALL DANCE PARTY & PSYCHIC FAIR’ Saturday, October 31, 6 p.m. - midnight, at Main Street Museum in White River Junction. Parade begins at 8 p.m. Eight Ball starts at Tip Top Café at 9 p.m., and Psychic Fair takes place at Tip Top Pottery at 9 p.m. Free for early events; $10 for ball; donations accepted at fair. Info, 356-2776. gorydaze.blogspot.com

Way Down East

More than 150 teachers and students from the Performing Arts College of the Inner Mongolia University have visited Vermont over the past seven years. Why travel so far to our speciﬁc speck on the globe? It’s part of Leland and Gray Union High School’s cultural arts exchange program, Journey East. Roughly 18 members of the preprofessional training program in Townshend, Vt. — “the premier institution of its kind,” says Journey East director Tom Connors — will wow audiences with ethnic Mongolian music and dance at UVM this week. Brightly costumed performers — mostly ages 18 to 23 — execute traditional tunes on the horsehead ﬁddle, guzheng and other regional instruments as vocalists master throat and long-tune singing. Catch these rare talents while you can.

MONGOLIAN MUSIC & DANCE

Monday, November 2, 6:30 p.m., at Silver Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Free; donations accepted for Maple Fellowship of Arts Education. Info, 656-7985. www.thejourneyeast.net

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art

JapanEsE Origami WOrkshOp: Thriving flowers bloom out of carefully creased colored paper. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1702.

education

‘Taking COnTrOl Of YOur mOnEY’: Students learn to keep their wallets full by analyzing their financial behavior. VSAC Building, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-642-3177.

environment

‘BuTTOn-up VErmOnT WOrkshOp’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Green Mountain Technology & Career Center, Hyde Park, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 851-1574.

rEnEWaBlE EnErgY VErmOnT COnfErEnCE: Who says it ain’t easy being “green”? Environmentalists learn from leading renewable-energy technology and policy experts, or stroll through a trade show of related businesses. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 12-7 p.m. Trade show passes for the general public cost $10-25; conference fee $75125. Info, 229-0099. etc.

Burnham kniTTErs: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269.

EmBrOiDErErs’ guilD DEmOnsTraTiOn: Textile artists preserve the needle craft in an open exhibition. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

gEOCaChing: In “Using Billion Dollar Satellites to Find Tupperware in the Woods!” Deanna Cram explains the concept of using GPS technology for hide-and-seek treasure games before trying it out. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

iTalian COnVErsaTiOn grOup: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

QuEEn CiTY ghOsTWalk: Adventurous souls stretch their legs around Burlington’s downtown, hearing haunted history and spinetingling tales. Meet on the back steps of Burlington City Hall. City Hall Park, 7 p.m. $13; call for reservations. Info, 351-1313, queencityghostwalk@ gmail.com.

film

‘BlaCk gOlD’: One man fights for a fair price for Ethiopian coffee growers in this exposé about the multibillion-dollar coffee industry. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-2345, ext. 9.

‘Darius gOEs WEsT’: A dozen 15-year-olds set off across the country to get a wheelchair customized on MTV’s “Pimp My Ride” in this award-winning documentary. The Sugar Maple Ballroom and the Summit Room. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2060.

‘gOBi WOmEn’s sOng’: Middlebury filmmaker Sas Carey’s documentary delves into the lives of nomadic Mongolian women and healers, exploring their unique customs and culture. Marquis Theater, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4841.

‘lOVE & DEaTh’: Woody Allen’s 1975 spoof of the Napoleonic Wars follows a neurotic soldier’s plot to assassinate the military and political leader. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:45 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘plaTa QuEmaDa (BurnT mOnEY)’: As part of the Contemporary Argentine Film Series, español speakers (and subtitle readers) watch Marcelo Pineyro’s flick about a botched Buenos Aires bank robbery. Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall. SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

‘smOkE signals’: Two young Native Americans leave the reservation to find the remains of a runaway father in this 1998 flick. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 786-877-9566.

‘ThE BEaChEs Of agnès’: This free-floating documentary of the life of directer Agnès Varda summarizes her long career through film clips, reconstructed moments of her life and symbolic constructions. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘ThE sEVEnTh sEal’: Ingmar Bergman’s 1957 art-house classic features an iconic chess match between a wandering knight and Death during the era of the black plague. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

VErmOnT inTErnaTiOnal film fEsTiVal: This annual big-screen bash of independent, international and Vermont-made films kicks off its 20th year with a 10-day lineup to thrill cinema nuts. Visit www.vtiff.org for schedule and showtimes. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - midnight. Various prices. Info, 660–2600, info@vtiff.org.

rOTarY CluB Of EssEx: Rotarians help build goodwill and peace as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, Essex Junction, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.

health & fitness

‘COmplEmEnTarY & alTErnaTiVE

mEDiCinEs’: Richmond resident Jeff Wagg addresses common misconceptions about homeopathy, naturopathy, acupuncture and energy healing. Richmond Free Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

mEDiTaTiOn Class: Folks seeking enlightenment learn the fundamentals of Buddhism and attempt to reach a higher state of consciousness at this in-depth class led by the Venerable Amy Miller. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

LiSt Your upcomiNg EVENt hErE for frEE!

IN CONCERT

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Experience the cool science and pure fun of this force of nature, through innovative exhibits and interactives: Hurricane Simulator Can you handle 78 mph winds? Kites to Kitty Hawk Remarkable kites and their pioneering inventors, aiming towards human-powered flight. Galaxy of Kites A unique collection of world, contemporary, mini and giant constructions. The Wall of Wind Fly your own kite creations — indoors. Take Flight Build and launch planes and rockets, while discovering the principles of flight.

kids

BaBytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.

‘Doctor Gasp’s HaunteD creep sHow’: Little ones ages 6 to 12 prepare for trick-or-treating by flaunting their costumes during the haunted musical theatrics of Dan Blakeslee. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 2233338.

‘Happy Halloween!’ party: Princesses, goblins, ghosts, pumpkins and more parade their dress-up attire and hope for sweet rewards. Games and surprises top off this fun holiday. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘movinG & GroovinG witH cHristine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

open Jam: Twelve- to 19-year-old developing musicians rock out on their instrument (or a borrowed one) at a group improv session. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

peter tHe music man: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. teen art: Adolescents express their creativity through posters and other craft projects. Pizza and prizes sweeten the deal. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 595-5159. ‘teens reaD’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

weDnesDay storytime: Little readers ages 3 to 5 digest picture books, songs and puppet activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

music

Jazz percussion worksHop witH Dafnis prieto: The Cuban-born Grammy winner keeps the beat moving as he discusses drumming from multiple traditions. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 652-4548.

talks

allan wriGHt: The assistant unit supervisor of Plattsburgh’s Troop B Forensic Identification Unit provides real-life scenarios of his work in criminal justice in “Forensic Case Studies.” Stafford Center for Art, Science and Technology. Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 518562-4170.

amanDa kuHnert: The personal historian explains the importance of life-story recording through the spoken word in “Oral History in the 21st Century.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 371-9777.

‘Bacteria & microBes: ancestors, aDversaries or allies?’: Speaker Melissa MoonGoddess mulls over what single-celled organisms, which have existed for nearly four billion years, can teach us about adaptation and resiliency. Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 223-0043.

cHristopHer parker: Proving railway travel isn’t out of style, this speaker from the Vermont Rail Advocacy Network points out how trains could help reduce pollution and energy use. Room 203, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1247.

Dr. william tortolano: The former St. Mike’s prof explores the support Roosevelt’s “New Deal” program had for artists and writers — as well as what happened to their commissioned works. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

estate planninG seminar: Make a plan to protect your loved ones and your estate in this handy workshop that delves into wills and trust funds. Preregister. Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center, South Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 923-1321.

GloBal & reGional stuDies lecture series: John Waldron of the department of romance languages captures attention with “Toward a Shameless Criticism: Nation, Gender, Sex and Globalism in the Post-Crack Era.” John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 12:151:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1096.

visual presentation & lecture: A PowerPoint show illuminates the Gnostic perspective on karma and reincarnation. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706, vermont@golden rosycross.org.

will fleissiG: The sustainable developer explores pragmatic approaches for improved city planning in “Sanity Scenario: Emerging Design Strategies Toward a Sustainable Burlington.” Room 301, Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2014.

‘worlD war ii: american perceptions & Historical realities’: This lecture investigates Americans’ beliefs about the causes, consequences and lessons of World War II, bringing to light the possible ethnocentric views that distort the history of the war. Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1763.

zaHarom nain: Folks meet the Malaysian scholar in residence at the college, and get to know a little about his work and areas of interest. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1247.

theater

‘little sHop of Horrors’: A “very special plant” with an insatiable thirst for human blood takes center stage in this hit musical comedy. Bellows Free Academy - St. Albans, 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 5276555.

met live in HD: palace 9: Opera singers Karita Mattila and Marcelo Álvarez star in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Puccini’s tragic story Tosca. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $20-24. Info, 660-9300.

words

Bill scHuBart: The author of The Lamoille Stories: Uncle Benoit’s Wake and Other Tales From Vermont speaks to readers and keeps an ear out for memorable stories. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Gastronomy Book Discussion: Chitra Divakaruni’s mouth-watering novel The Mistress of Spices gives readers tan talizing thoughts to sink their teeth into. Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

nasrin safai: The author of six books leads a guided meditation and channeling session before sharing passages from her pages. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 872-7111.

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art

Japanese oriGami worksHop: See WED.28, 3-4 p.m.

business

Business open stuDio: Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility members learn about two businesses that buy their energy from CVPS Cow Power, a program using cow manure to generate electricity. Handy Toyota, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8347, info@vbsr.org.

‘How to protect your Business’: Biz kids pick up tips from presentations on finance, insurance, data protection and business law. Preregister. Conference Center, Hampton Inn, Colchester, 8-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-9645.

dance

arGentine tanGo lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

environment

renewaBle enerGy vermont conference: See WED.28, 7:30 a.m. - 6 p.m.

etc.

‘BeGinner pHp’: Web developers of all levels learn more about the scripting language used to create dynamic web pages. Burlington Free Press, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 383-4737, ext. 11.

‘BriDGe Basics’: Bronze Life Master Louise Acker provides beginners with an overview of bidding, play and defense in this mentally engaging card game. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

community sailinG center anniversary party: Break out the dance moves for the 15th birthday of the waterfront staple, or nibble appetizers, scope out the silent auction and more. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $15-35 donation; cash bar. Info, 864-2499. essential oils spa event: Folks follow their noses to relaxation as they sample and learn the benefits of therapeutic-grade aromas. April Cornell, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2978.

‘free stuff on tHe weB’: Instructor Warner White leads an exploration of the Internet’s hidden treasures, which include freebie office suites, recipes, software, games, books and more. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m. $10. Info, 658-3585. Halloween celeBration: A sumptuous harvest feast is accented by magician Bill Congleton’s sly tricks. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 4 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

‘propHetic oDyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

‘tHe painteD worD’: Stanza scribblers express their love of verse at a Burlington Poets Society meeting, followed with readings by Antonello Borra and Jill Leininger. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-0750.

film

‘3D: puppets, clay & cGi’: Those interested in animation check out an array of clips — covering The Hand, Screenplay and Creature Comforts — that prove the medium encompasses more than pen and paper. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

common GrounD Documentary series: UVM students select films to address issues not taught in classrooms in this 13-week “Reclaiming Our Education” series. Benedict Auditorium, Marsh Life Science Building, UVM, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. Free. Info, 922-8492.

‘GoBi women’s sonG : See WED.28, 6 p.m. tHe BeacHes of aGnès’: See WED.28, 7 p.m. tHe rocky Horror picture sHow’: A theater troupe from Massachusetts adds to the wackiness of this 1975 cult classic, which parodies sci-fi and horror flicks. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 11 p.m. - 1 a.m. Free. Info, 656-2060.

vermont international film festival: See WED.28, 9 a.m. - midnight.

wilD & scenic environmental film festival: Experience the adrenalin of globe-trekking while learning about the world’s important environmental issues at this screening to benefit the Vermont Natural Resources Council. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5:30-9:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 223-2328, ext. 112. women BuilDinG larGer lives’: Filmmakers Kim Brittenham and Tiffany Rhynard screen an excerpt from their doc chronicling the challenges incarcerated women face both inside prison and upon their release. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

food & drink

cookinG witH tHe masters’: Julia Child inspires chef Bronwyn Dunn and foodies as they recreate her classic recipe for boeuf bourguignon. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.

health & fitness

lauGHter yoGa: You don’t need a great sense of humor to reap the health benefits of a good chuckle, mixed with yogic breathing, light stretching and strengthening. Richmond Free Library, 5-6 p.m. Donations accepted for Our Community Cares Camp. Info, 349-5404.

stretcH for tHe cure’: Pilates practitioners strengthen their core in classes led by Classic Form Pilates. Proceeds benefit the High Risk Breast Cancer Program of Vermont and Be Bright Pink. North End Studio, Burlington, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $15 donation. Info, 598-2469.

kids

HaunteD fort: This “not for the squeamish” tour through the dark with soldiers’ spirits and scary stops sends shivers down spines. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 518-585-2821. Japanese Basket worksHop: Artistic crafters weave bamboo into attractive bins to hold flower arrangements. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1702.

Queen city GHostwalk: See WED.28, 7 p.m. stowe lantern tours: Authentic replicas of 18th-century barn lanterns ward off ghosts on this hour-long guided walk through the area’s most legendary haunts. Stowe Visitor’s Center, 8 p.m. $59; free for kids under 7. Info, 244-1173, Newf1Ted@ aol.com.

‘BaBies & moms’: Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers. South Burlington Community Library, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

critter construction’: Little ones ages 3 to 5 and their adult companions don hard hats as they explore beaver lodges, bird nests and fox dens, before crafting their own hideaway. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 4343068, vermont@audubon.org.

DaDs & kiDs playGroup: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@yahoo.com.

family sinG-alonG: Tots ages 5 and under and their parents gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Interrogate the ChIef’: Bristol Police Department’s Chief Gibbs answers adolescents’ questions ... about anything. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

MIddle SChool Book loverS CluB: Page turners share their favorite works in a group atmosphere. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

MuSIC wIth Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘SPooky StorIeS’: Boo! Little ones tune in to stories that are more trick than treat. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music

dafnIS PrIeto: The Grammynominated composer and acclaimed percussionist melds Afro-Cuban rhythms and modern jazz harmonies as part of a six-member band. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $21-25. Info, 863-5966.

MarIan SongS & ChantS: Folks listen to harps and vocals relating to the life of Mary. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 864-4166.

talks

Book dISCuSSIon: Bookworms share words about this year’s Vermont Reads pick, Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine Warren Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 583-1935.

Joe CItro: Listeners get a taste of the extraordinary as the writer and expert on New England oddities shares entertaining and creepy stories. See cover story, this issue. Colchester Meeting House, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

ruSty deweeS: “The Logger” provides a rowdy evening of fun with readings from his book, Scrawlins, guitar strumming and general fooling around. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

‘faCIng Mental IllneSS’: A screening of Minds on the Edge kicks off a conversation about mental health care and best practices. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘gone today — here forever?’: Kevin Geiger, senior planner at the Two Rivers-Ottauquechee Regional Commission, explores the impact of trash as he teaches “anthropologists of garbage” how to waste less and truly recycle the rest. McClure Center for School Programs, Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 985-9830.

ray & evelyn rICher: A photographer and artist share the secret to successful wildlife management in “Lessons from the Common Loon.” Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2600.

roundtaBle dISCuSSIon: Experts introduce fresh ideas about the problem of violence against women in this Gender and Women’s Studies Forum. Alumni Conference Room. Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

wIll MIller SoCIal JuStICe leCture SerIeS: John Bellamy Foster, editor of Monthly Review and sociology professor, explores the “Roots of the World Ecological Crisis: A Critique of Unsustainable Development and its Deep Roots in a Global Capitalist Society.” Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166. theater

‘CroSSIng delanCey’: The Little City Players present a funny tale of cultures clashing when Isabelle’s traditional grandmother hires a Jewish matchmaker to take control of her love life. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 863-5966.

‘lIttle ShoP of horrorS’: See WED.28, 7 p.m. ‘the haunted foreSt’: Good-natured thrills and chills await visitors at this volunteer-run, tooscary-for-tots take on outdoor theater. (A tameddown matinee version enthralls kids 7 and under at 11 a.m., noon and 1 p.m. on Saturday, October 24 and 31.) Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 7 p.m., 8 p.m., 9 p.m. $8.50-$12.50. Info, 238-0923, krissy@thehauntedforest.org.

words

Ben roSe: The executive director of the Green Mountain Club and one of the authors of A Century in the Mountains introduces folks to the Long Trail through this coffee table book chock full of maps, scenic photos and information. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

fairs & festivals

frI.30 dance

‘70S danCe Party: Folks don disco outfits and bust out outdated moves to the tunes of Polyester to benefit programs sponsored by the Warren PTO. Gate House Lodge. Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7-11 p.m. $16-20 includes food and drinks. Info, 508-265-3438.

argentInean tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

BallrooM danCe SoCIal: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

halloween danCe: “Psychobilly” folk-rock band Crazy Hearse pulls out lively tunes and spooky lyrics at a wicked costume bash. The Art House, Middlebury, 8:30-11 p.m. $10 includes food and drink. Info, 458-0464.

etc.

an IntroduCtIon to wICCa’: Modern witchcraft newbies learn about the history and traditions of this nature-based religion — and how to get started — with local author Kirk White. Spirit Dancer Books and Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060. death & reBIrth’: Buddhist nun Amy Miller explains the death process according to Tibetan Buddhist beliefs in “Preparing Yourself and Others for Life’s Ultimate Transition.” Preregister. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6-9 p.m. $100-255 suggested donation; no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Info, 633-4136.

halloween BaSh: Families congregate to transform orange gourds into jack-o’-lanterns and fill up on locally grown and raised foods before music by Bossman. L.A.C.E., Barre, 5 p.m. Free; $6-12.50 for all-you-can-eat buffet. Info, 476-4276.

halloween-o-raMa’: A carved pumpkin contest, pie-eating showdown, “Thriller” dance-off, costume competition and other fun seasonal bouts make for a spirited evening. Trinity Episcopal Church, Plattsburgh, 7-11 p.m. $5. Info, 518-335-2295.

haunted Corn Maze: A dark and twisting labyrinth swallows up thrill-seekers ready for a spook. Recommended for ages 16 and up. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 644-6363.

haunted fort: See THU.29, 7 p.m.

JaPaneSe BaSket workShoP: See THU.29, 3-4 p.m. & 4-5 p.m.

Queen CIty ghoStwalk: See WED.28, 7 p.m.

tertulIa latIna: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

verMont horror feSt: Fans immerse themselves in this spooky genre through scary local films and stories about hauntings, ghosts and paranormal activities shared by Vermont folklorist Joe Citro. See cover story and”State of the Arts,” this issue. Outer Space, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 660-8526.

film

garBage warrIor’: Architect Michael Reynolds fights for radically sustainable housing in this 2007 featurelength doc. Shelburne Town Hall, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 985-9830.

‘SoMerS town’: When two new-to-London teens — one a runaway, the other a Polish immigrant — form an unlikely friendship, it’s only a matter of time before others get in their way. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘the PhantoM of the oPera’: A booming theater organ cranks out a live soundtrack to this silent 1925 classic. A costume contest accompanies the screening. Desserts are available at 7 p.m.; film begins at 8. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 382-9222.

‘the roCky horror PICture Show’: Audiences let their inner Transylvanian out at a midnight screening of this quirky, sexy cult classic comedy. Get dolled up as your favorite cast member and do the Time Warp with the Little City Players. Vergennes Opera House, 10-midnight. $12. Info, 877-6737.

verMont InternatIonal fIlM feStIval: See WED.28, 9 a.m. - midnight.

food & drink

harveSt Buffet dInner: Hors d’oeuvres and an autumn feast satisfy stomachs while raising funds for the Varnum Memorial Library. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 5:30 p.m. $25. Info, 6442266.

‘late harveSt CannIng’: Pantry leftovers become tasty preserves as folks learn to make pickled beets, applesauce and apple butter. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.

verMont eState wIneMakerS dInner: Hybrid grape varietals complement fine cuisine as guest speakers explain the new Vermont venture. Hemingway’s Restaurant, Killington, 7 p.m. $75. Info, 422-3886.

health & fitness

Bone health lunCheon: Why does the U.S. have double the amount of bone fractures of any other country? Rigid organ experts discuss what can be done to preserve the quality of life as we age. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 12 p.m. $12. Info, 862-4912.

‘eSSentIal oIlS for healIng & fun’: Concentrated, liquid aromas hit their stride in everything from home cleaning to flu and infection treatments to pick-me-ups for the winter blues. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. $8-10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

herBal fIrSt aId: Students learn natural remedies for health care issues that happen at home or in the wilderness, including allergic reactions, sprains and animal bites. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org.

kids

‘ClICk, ClaCk, Moo: CowS that tyPe’: Bovines put their demands in black and white in an hourlong musical adaptation of Doreen Cronin’s picture book. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 253-3961, info@stowetheatre.com.

AFTER DARK MUSIC SERIES

Christine Lavin

Billboard. Saturday, November 21 at 7:00 p.m. United Methodist Church, Middlebury

Christine’s smart and funny take on contemporary life and foible make for a one-of-a-kind concert. As a songwriter, she brings the shrewd insight and wit of a savvy columnist together with a novelist’s eye for evocative details. “Lavin is as captivating an artist in solo performance as there is today!”

$18 advance, $20 at the door ($15 as part of the package) For tickets/information call: Last chance for special rate package! (802) 388-0216

P.O. Box 684, Middlebury, VT 05753 e-mail: aftdark@sover.net www.afterdarkmusicseries.com

Tickets on sale at: Main Street Stationery Middlebury Inn or by mail.

FlynnSpace Jazz Cabaret Dafnis

Prieto

Thursday, October 29 at 7:30 pm

Ralph Alessi, trumpet; Peter Apfelbaum, tenor and soprano saxophone, melodica; Felipe Lamoglia, alto and soprano saxophone; Dafnis Prieto, drums; Yunior Terry, bass; Manuel Valera, piano www.flynncenter.org

“[Prieto’s] pieces are emotionally charged and stylistically diverse, carried along not just by rhythm but also through lovely harmonized passages, horn fanfares, and powerfully conjured moods.” —Wall Street Journal

FOUR PERFORMANCES!

From the UK’s news from no where “ENGLAND”

Friday & Saturday, November 6 & 7 at 6:30 & 8:30 pm

“Created with rigorous, poetic economy . . . ENGLAND belongs to that wonderful genre of thoughtful plays that could be discussed for hours without exhausting its ideas.” —New York Times

Jazz Cabaret / Direct from the Netherlands

Kaufmann-Gratkowskide Joode Trio

Sunday, November 8 at 7 pm

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Achim Kaufmann, piano; Frank Gratkowski, clarinets, alto saxophone; Wilbert de Joode, bass

‘Creatures of the Night: owls’: Young ones have a hoot before Halloween by meeting live nighttime birds. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. $3-5. Info, 229-6206.

harvest CarNival: Costumed kids ages 2 to 12 and their parents relish big top-style games, inflatables, circus fare and prizes at this extravaganza organized by more than 50 St. Mike’s students. Tarrant Student Recreational Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5 p.m. $2. Info, 654-2536.

‘hoots & howls’: Dressed in their Halloween best, families meet nocturnal animals and creepy crawlers along a jack-o’lantern-lit stroll, tune in for theatrical performances and settle down for story time. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 5:30-8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 3595001, ext. 246.

sCott JohNstoNe: The executive director of Vermont Energy Investment Corporation looks into local ways to conserve generated power. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.

theater

‘PiNt-sized sCieNCe’: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/ Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 1-877324-6386.

‘so You thiNk You CaN draw ComiCs?’: Fifth through eighth graders wield pen and paper to sketch out story strips and exchange ideas. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 846-7517.

soNgs & stories with matthew: Musician Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo.com.

‘stories & Crafts’: Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

triCk-or-treat PartY: ‘Twas the night before Halloween and all through the mall, kiddos play bingo, scope out sweets and enjoy story time. University Mall, South Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

music

masques: Costumed audiences savor the 16th- and 17th-century music of this Montréal-based ensemble. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. west afriCaN daNCe & drum festival: Burlington’s Jeh Kulu explores the continent’s movement and music with showings of Duniya Lahnee (Peace in the World) and traditional song and dance performances. Four days of classes take place at Memorial Auditorium and Burlington City Hall Auditorium. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. Show tickets are $15-17; see specific class costs and a full schedule online at www.jehkulu.org. Info, 859-1802.

‘Birdhouse faCtorY’: Cirque Mechanics contortionists, trapeze artists, jugglers and more draw on the art of Diego Rivera and Rube Goldberg and the humor of Chaplin’s Modern Times in a dazzling performance about factory workers. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $2747. Info, 863-5966.

CommuNitY theatre PlaYers’ the roCkY horror PiCture show’: Audience members get caught up in the campy horror-comedy with the aid of provided prop bags and BYOB. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 11:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 518-523-2512.

‘CrossiNg delaNCeY : See THU.29, 8 p.m. iNtrosPeCCióN aNdiNa’: More than 20 artists of Urama-Shikan, an Andean music and dance company, share their indigenous culture and the worldview of the Andean man. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 445-6433. little shoP of horrors’: See WED.28, 7 p.m. ‘Nightmare vermoNt’: The state’s creative and evil geniuses scare the socks off visitors to this interactive PG-13-rated haunted house. Performances start every half hour. Olympiad Building, South Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $8-10. Info, 888-830-0888.

the Barre PlaYers’ the roCkY horror show’: Get into the world of “sweet transvestites from transsexual Transylvania” in a weird spoof that’s now a trademark favorite of this theater company. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 249-0414.

the hauNted forest’: See THU.29, 7 p.m., 8 p.m., 9 p.m.

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dance

halloweeN masquerade’: Attendees enjoy hors d’oeuvres and wine before stepping onto the dance floor at this costume ball held by Opera North. Juniper Hill Inn, Windsor, 7:30 p.m. $45. Info, 603-448-4141.

masquerade daNCe at the BarN: The Phil Abair Band provides music to get dressed-up dancers twirling. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 8-midnight. $15-20 includes snacks; cash bar. Info, 644-6363.

YiNg quartet: The Grammy-winning string ensemble performs a brand-new piece by American composer Richard Danielpour, along with works by Shostakovich and Beethoven. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14-26. Info, 603-646-2422.

talks

JohN wade: The associate prof of theater at SUNY New Paltz plots out the rise of modernity in American theatrical design in the 20th century. Dance Theater. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 2:45 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

moNtPelier CoNtra daNCe: Bill Olson calls the steps as costumed folks in soft-soled shoes move to fiddle, hammered dulcimer and accordion airs by Scrod Pudding. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

workshoP with Cirque meChaNiCs: Former Hollywood stuntspeople and members of Cirque du Soleil and Pickle Family Circus teach tumbling techniques. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon. $15. Info, 863-5966.

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all hallow’s eve: Families in Halloween getup meet the museum’s collection of furry and feathered creatures. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372, tholt@fairbanksmuseum.org.

“Riveting music from the quiet hush of bristling detailed texture . . . to a full-bore rush of heated intensity.” —Signal to Noise

Photo: Chris Dorley Brown

ArchitecturAl & historicAl WAlking tour:

An informative stroll winding through the state’s capital sheds light on local structures and bygone days. Meet at the information kiosk adjacent to the farmers market. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $5 donation. Info, 522-8259.

‘DeAth & rebirth’: See FRI.30, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. French rounDtAble: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

green MountAin AlpAcA FAll spectAculAr: More than 400 fleecy creatures and their handlers convene for a nationally certified camelid show. See calendar spotlight. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $4-6. Info, 765-9639.

Queen city ghostWAlk: See WED.28, 7 p.m.

sAMhAin celebrAtion: This festival held at the end of harvest season honors the dead as folks bring a story to share about their ancestors. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 893-9966.

‘spooky cleAnup’: Costume-clad community members neaten up the neighborhood by painting over graffiti and handing out candy. Meet at 125 College Street. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7548.

stoWe lAntern tours

THU.29, 8 p.m.

‘shAun oF the DeAD’: In this Halloween comedy — er, it’s actually a rom-zom-com — a slacker must somehow deal with a community of risen dead. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘soMers toWn’: See FRI.30, 7 p.m. & 9 p.m.

verMont internAtionAl FilM FestivAl: See WED.28, 9 a.m. - midnight.

food &

drink

northWest FArMers MArket: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

pAncAke breAkFAst: Short stacks served up alongside early morning fixings provide a sharp start to the day. Funds raised purchase school supplies for children in Owerri, Nigeria. Eagles Club, Milton, 8-10 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 658-4182.

kids

‘the Joys oF coMposting’: Participants dig into the nuts and bolts of this bacteriological process in a hands-on education class with compost expert Eric Van Vlandren. Bring a bag lunch. McClure Center for School Programs, Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $20. Info, 985-9830.

‘Wheels For WArMth’ tire sAle: Drivers browse through secondhand wheel dressings to benefit the Central Vermont Community Action Council’s emergency and supplemental fuel assistance program. DuBois Construction Inc., Montpelier, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5288.

fairs & festivals

‘gory DAze pArADe, eight bAll DAnce pArty & psychic FAir’: Rio Blanco revelers congregate for music, puppetry, a monster-petting zoo and neon butterflies. An 8 p.m. parade leads costumed walkers to the Tip Top Café for the 9 p.m. ball and to Tip Top Pottery for the fair. See calendar spotlight. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 6 p.m. - midnight. Free for early events; $10 to Eight Ball; donations accepted at Psychic Fair. Info, 356-2776.

film

‘cheri’: Lovers of costume dramas watch the escapades of a boy who refuses to grow up and a woman who realizes she can’t stay young forever. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘DeAD snoW’: A ski trip takes an unexpected, horrific turn when Norwegian med students find themselves face to face with ... a Nazi zombie battalion. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:45 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

‘night oF the living DeAD’: This 1968 “granddaddy of zombie flicks” focuses on a group of people hiding out in an old farmhouse from bloodthirsty corpses, awakened by a fallen satellite. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 10:20 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. sAMhAin viDeo proJection: New York Citybased artist Sean Capone casts a kid-centric video onto the building to celebrate Halloween and the Celtic end-of-harvest tradition. Projections of his recent artwork follow. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358.

hAlloWeen DAnce’: Teens don clever disguises for a full-out fright frolic, with scary attractions, a costume contest and DJ’d songs to boot. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $7; $5 with costume. Info, 388-3910.

AnnuAl hAlloWeen pArty: All Montpelier spooks, goblins and other costumed individuals in grades 6 and under convene for a festive trick-or-treat-style shebang. Montpelier Recreation Department, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8691.

Ack, Moo: coWs thAt type’: See FRI.30, 2 p.m. & 4 p.m.

‘hAlloWeen At the librAry’: Trick-or-treaters earn sweet rewards for outlandish costumes. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘reAD to A Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sAturDAy stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music

hAlloWeen orgAn concert: A colorful light show and vocals from the University Concert Choir and Catamount Singers enliven organist David Deiweem’s spooky musical choices. Costumes encouraged. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

talks

‘creAting A progressive Future’: U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders and author Jim Hightower share ideas on how to build up a grassroots movement to defeat big money interests. Montpelier High School, brunch served at 10 a.m., lecture at 10:30 a.m. $15. Info, 862-1505.

lecture & pAnel Discussion: Members of various college organizations, including Voices of Indigenous People and International Students’ Organization, consider native identities in “Stereotypes and Realities.” Mitchell Green Lounge. McCullough Social Space, Middlebury, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 786-877-9566.

theater

‘An eDgAr AllAn poe spooktAculAr’: Lost Nation Theater’s candle-lit performance of Poe’s most macabre works will make your hair stand on end. A haunted dance follows at 9 p.m. City Hall Arts Center, Montpelier City Hall, 8 p.m. $20-25 includes dessert; cash bar. Info, 229-0492.

crossing DelAncey’: See THU.29, 8 p.m. Met live in hD: cAtAMount Arts center: Opera singer Violeta Urmana stars as the enslaved Ethiopian princess in the high-def broadcast of the Metropolitan Opera’s production of Verdi’s tragic story Aida. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1 p.m. $20-22. Info, 748-2600, info@catamountarts. org.

nightMAre verMont’: See FRI.30, 9 p.m. - midnight.

the hAunteD Forest’: See THU.29, 7 p.m., 8 p.m., 9 p.m.

the rocky horror shoW’: Brad and Janet are in for an unusual surprise when they stumble upon the Annual Transylvanian Convention in Inn One Theatrics’ rendition of the cult classic. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8:30 p.m. & midnight. $10. Info, 775-0903, innonetheatrics@gmail.com.

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‘FAll into Winter cooking series’: Blake Gould, founder of North Star Health Care, explores how to capitalize on the energy-providing facets of food. Rhapsody Natural Foods, Montpelier, noon. $20. Info, 229-6112.

kids

click, clAck, Moo: coWs thAt type’: See FRI.30, 2 p.m.

reAD to A Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music

Dee Dee briDgeWAter: In “To Billie With Love,” this Tony and Grammy Award winner conveys Holiday’s jazz standards with her acclaimed vocal techniques. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35-42. Info, 8635966.

ortheAst FiDDlers AssociAtion: Stringed-instrument players gather for a monthly “meet and jam” to brush up on their skills. VFW Post, Hyde Park, noon - 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188.

‘DeAth & rebirth’: See FRI.30, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. english conversAtion group: Anglophones offer chatty practice to nonnative learners of their mother tongue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

green MountAin AlpAcA FAll spectAculAr: See SAT.31, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.

pAuse cAFé: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

russiAn-english conversAtion group: Multilingual chatterboxes become more familiar with the most widely spoken Slavic language. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

film

beyonD the veil: perspectives FroM the MusliM WorlD’: Cinema fans catch a film about the culture of Afghanistan before thought-provoking group discussion at this weekly series. Cabot Science Building, Room 85, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080.

‘DeAD MAn WAlking’: Susan Sarandon earned an Oscar for Best Actress in this 1995 investigation of capital punishment, in which a nun tries to save the soul of a condemned man who claims innocence. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-6462576.

DíA De los Muertos Ancestor honoring cereMony’: On this Mexican and Latin American holiday, also known as All Souls’ Day, folks remember lost relatives with photos, stories, food, flowers and candles. JourneyWorks, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6203.

soMers toWn’: See FRI.30, 7 p.m. the lost Fleet’: This 52-minute film chronicles French marine archaeologist Franck Goddio’s expedition recovering sunken ships that were part of Napoléon Bonaparte’s fleet. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090.

erMont internAtionAl FilM FestivAl: See WED.28, 9 a.m. - midnight.

food & drink

AnnuAl turkey Dinner: November’s most popular bird graces the table alongside traditional fall eats at this meal hosted by St. Luke’s Church. Preregister. Bellows Free Academy - Fairfax, seatings at 11:45 a.m., 12:45 p.m. and 1:45 p.m. $5-10. Info, 849-6249.

piAno Quintets by neW englAnD coMposers’: Violinists Kathy Andrew and Peggy Spencer, violist Marcia Cassidy, cellist John Dunlop and pianist Gregory Hayes recreate works by Amy Beach, Arthur Whiting and Walter Piston. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

vA-et-vient: Addison County’s French music trio introduces audiences to the entirety of its newest album, Porte Ouverte, before an open jam. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, 7-10 p.m. $10; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 453-2863.

West AFricAn DAnce & DruM FestivAl: See FRI.30, 2 p.m.

outdoors

WAgon riDe WeekenD: Colorful foliage accents narrated horse-drawn hay rides. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

‘WAlk in the WooDs’: Forest ecologist Charles Cogbill leads participants on a moderate hike to talk about the importance of “old growth.” Meet at the Twinfield High School parking lot. Preregister. Lord’s Hill Natural Area, Old Growth Forest, Marshfield, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0172, russ.barrett@state.vt.us.

theater

‘AltAr boyz’: This acclaimed parody — it won the Outer Critics Circle Award for Best Musical Off-Broadway — spoofs boy bands as one smalltown, pious pop group tries to save the world, one screaming fan at a time. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 4 p.m. $30-50. Info, 603-448-0400.

‘Don giovAnni’: High-caliber voices come to the cinema through this classic production of Mozart’s famous opera. Theatergoers catch a broadcast of it as it was performed starring Christopher Maltman and Erwin Schrott at the 2008 Salzburg Festival. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. $1820. Info, 864-3456.

words

beAtrix potter revisiteD : From penning great American stories in Victorian times to raising sheep in England’s Lake District, the life of the Peter Rabbit author is revived by Helene Lang in this living history presentation. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8946.

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dance

AfrO-CAribbeAN DANCe ClAss: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 7234014.

MONgOliAN MusiC & DANCe: From Leland and Gray’s Journey East education program comes a traditional music-and-movement performance presented by the Performing Arts College of the Inner Mongolia University. See calendar spotlight. Silver Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted for Maple Fellowship of Arts Education. Info, 656-7985. etc.

DAy Of the DeAD: Spanish students collect artifacts honoring the deceased as they explain the traditions of this Mexican holiday and create a shrine. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11:45 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

film

‘sOMers tOwN : See FRI.30, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

‘ChAkrA 101’: Folks curious about chakra balancing attend an informal class to learn about healing through the human energy field. Preregister. Rushford Family Chiropractic, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7401, lanxner@yahoo. com.

herbAl CliNiC: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

‘MAtter Of bAlANCe’: Older adults conquer the fear of falling by learning to adjust their home environments to eliminate risk factors and increase strength through physical activity. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 847-2278.

kids

DruM lessONs: Young musicians ages 12 to 19 bust out backbeats, blast beats, downbeats and more as they work the drum sticks with nimble fingers. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

guitAr lessONs: Budding musicians ages 12 to 19 strum out stellar tunes under the guidance of Ryan “Animal” Krushenick. The Hub Teen Center & Skatepark, Bristol, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-3678.

‘librAry leArNiNg ADveNtures fOr hOMesChOOlers’: Out-of-classroom learners ages 6 to 12 find mental stimulation in this parent-led cooperative enrichment group. Parental participation required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7216.

‘MONDAys with MegAN : Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘MusiC with MiA’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some sing-along tunes. Meet in the JCPenney Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

teeN ADvisOry bOArD: Middle and high schoolers help librarians plan cool programs and choose new books to order for the stacks. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music

AfrO-brAziliAN PerCussiON ClAss: Community band Sambatucada teaches the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae, baião and maracatu. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.

ChAMPlAiN eChOes OPeN reheArsAls: The women’s barbershop quartet shows off its four-part vocals and directs a lively group sing-along. All females of all ages can participate in this practice for a holiday benefit concert for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2447. verMONt fiDDle OrChestrA reheArsAl: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions. New members welcome. Show up at 6 p.m. for a jam session. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorches tra.org.

talks

‘reCONNeCtiNg with sPirituAlity’: Participants of all faiths explore their views on religion in a friendly learning environment. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 985-3819.

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uvM stuDeNt gOverNMeNt AssOCiAtiON seNAte: Student body representatives address onand off-campus topics of the moment. Anyone can attend or voice concerns. Livak Room, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2053.

dance

liNe DANCe ClAss: Movers in parallel lines match basic steps and patterns to all types of tunes. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 658-0096.

environment

‘buttON-uP verMONt wOrkshOP’: Residents learn to lock in heat and lower fuel costs through simple home improvements. Holley Hall, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2322.

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‘DiAlOgue & Desserts’: Townspeople dig into sweet treats and deep discussion about topics affecting the community, including language, family and legal matters. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

‘exPlOriNg the PAth tO eNlighteNMeNt’: Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136.

PAuse CAfé: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Quilters guilD MeetiNg: Blanket sewers take a pause from stitching for social time and sharing. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5212.

‘sPeND sMArt’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 540-2567.

film

‘sOMers tOwN’: See FRI.30, 7 p.m. health & fitness

lAughter yOgA: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

light Of the PAth’: Folks explore “Teachings and Mindfulness for Everyday Life” with instructors Amy Miller and Jeff Garnette through meditation and exercise. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

kids

‘CrAwliNg iN frOM the COlD’: Little ones ages 3 to 5 prepare for chilly weather by learning about animal hibernation through songs and stories. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

CreAtive tuesDAys with frANk gONzAlez: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

DANCe ClAss: Four-year-olds cut a rug to upbeat tunes. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3-3:45 p.m. $10. Info, 229-4676. ‘MusiC with rObert resNik’: The host of a weekly folk and world music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

stOry hOur: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

stOrytiMe: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

music

greeN MOuNtAiN ChOrus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@ arrl.net.

NOONtiMe CONCert series: Pianist Joni Chan compiles works by Brahms and Schumann into a “Concert of Romantic Piano Music.” St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471. stuDeNt PerfOrMANCe reCitAl: Music students produce genres from classical to jazz on their various instruments. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

wAterbury COMMuNity bAND reheArsAls: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8884977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com. talks

COMMuNity MeDiCAl sChOOl: What happens if you get sicker in a place you go to get better? Professor of Medicine W. Kemper Alston takes a look at “Hospital Infections: How They Occur and What Is Being Done to Prevent Them.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886.

Dr. PAtriCk MACMANAwAy: The trained holistic therapist and physician looks into the environmental factors that influence health in “Geomancy and Healing Places.” Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1247.

iAN POuNDs: A Ripton writer shares his unique cultural experience teaching young girls at the Mehan Orphanage in Afghanistan for five months. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5795.

MiDDlebury AreA lAND trust ANNuAl MeetiNg: Guest speakers Bill Eichner and Julia Alvarez define the importance of conserving small farms for our community’s future. Middlebury Area Land Trust, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1007.

tOsCANiNi & greAt OPerA : Professor William Cotte and music fans relive the “golden age” of opera while learning about one of the most acclaimed musicians of the late 19th and 20th centuries. Town & Country Resort, Stowe, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9011.

words

DON breDes: The Vermont mystery writer reads from his newest novel, The Errand Boy, in which a retired homicide detective’s days take a dark turn after a reckless driver enters the scene. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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burNhAM kNitters: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Senior Citizen Center, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269.

ChitteNDeN COuNty PhilAteliC Club: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com.

fAMily OrigAMi Night: Aya Itagaki, an expert in the ancient Japanese art of paper folding, directs folks in delicate creasing techniques. Fairlee Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-4716.

iNterNshiP & CAreer fAir: Job- and experienceseekers get introductions to businesspeople in their fields. Redcay Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

OPeN MiC Night: Local poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics unearth hidden talents and step into the limelight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

‘PlAuDerAbeND’: Conversationalists with a basic knowledge of the German language put their skills to use over dinner. Lake-View Restaurant, South Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3100 or 863-5036.

rOtAry Club Of essex: See WED.28, 12:10-1:30 p.m.

sPeND sMArt’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Vermont Adult Learning, St. Albans, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 540-2567. film

befOre Night fAlls’: This award-winning film takes an episodic look at the life of Cuban poet and novelist Reinaldo Arenas. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090.

‘CrONieA De uNA fugA (ChrONiCle Of AN esCAPe)’: As part of the Contemporary Argentine Film Series, Spanish speakers (and subtitle readers) settle down for Adrian Caetano’s film about the kidnapping of a soccer player by the government. Room 200, Yokum Lecture Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.

gArbAge! the revOlutiON stArts At hOMe’: Audiences embark on filmmaker Andrew Nisker’s “trash odyssey” as they watch one American family keep their trash in their garage for three months to understand the impact of waste. Essex Free Library, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8111.

sOMers tOwN’: See FRI.30, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

suMMer hOurs’: Three estranged siblings must come to terms with their past and embrace the future as they sort through their dead mother’s 19th-century art collection. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

health & fitness

iNtrO tO NutritiON resPONse testiNg’: Expose the underlying causes of common health concerns through this noninvasive analysis — and learn what to chow down for your body to heal itself. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Meditation Class: See WED.28, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

kids

‘Crawling in FroM the Cold’: See TUE.03, 1011:30 a.m.

‘Fourth & FiFth graders read’: Youth don reading glasses for a brand-new fiction group and discussion of their favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Moving & grooving with Christine’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

open JaM: See WED.28, 6 p.m.

peter the MusiC Man: See WED.28, 12:30-1 p.m.

‘teens read’: Middle schoolers chat about the books that keep them flipping page after page. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘there was an old lady who swallowed a Bat’: Preschoolers read rhyming stories and chart out the plots in sequence cards before snack time. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9-10:30 a.m. $3-5. Info, 457-2355.

music

Choral ConCert: The Catamount Singers compile tunes from Vienna to New York City, illustrating the evolution of styles from “classic classical” to “classic Broadway” in “From the Danube to the Hudson.” UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

JenniFer hartswiCk: The soulful Sheffield native shows off her powerhouse vocals with her group and the Lyndon Institute Jazz Band. Alumni Auditorium, Lyndon Institute, Lyndon Center, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 626-0165.

talks

ndrew

BuChanan: The history professor examines how the exploratory missions of Samuel de Champlain and Henry Hudson paved the way for a turbulent military history in the Champlain-Hudson borderland. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-7980.

david roBerts: A mountaineer and author of numerous award-winning climbing books breaks down what his career up high cost his life down below. Congregational Church, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1184.

dr. ian newton: Canceled. Moore Hall, Room B03, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 359-5001, ext. 219.

dr. lesley-ann dupigny-giroux: Vermont’s state climatologist pinpoints the local impact of global climate change. Room 203, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1247. Frank Bryan: Why has no president been ranked as “great” since 1952? The UVM professor considers this surprising statistic in “The Impossible Presidency.” Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

ilan stavans: The editor of Isacc Bashevis Singer’s three volumes of collected stories comments on the life and work of the controversial Yiddish writer and Nobel Prize winner. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3388.

JaMes a w heFFernan: Find out what personal and literary experiences led Charles Dickens to create Pip, the protagonist of Great Expectations, with this Dartmouth English prof. Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 334-7902.

JaMes Bullard & douglas Brooks: A retired ferry boat captain and master boat maker use historic photos and images to illustrate their seaworthy lecture, “Linking Lives: The 200-Year History and Role of Sail Ferries on Lake Champlain.” Northwoods Inn, Lake Placid, N.Y., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-524-0959.

kenneth C. davis: A bestselling historian brings to light a “hidden history” too often left out of American textbooks in “Don’t Know Much About History (and Literature!).” Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. peter saCCio: Noting that only Hamlet, of all of Shakespeare’s protagonists, had a specified college education, this Dartmouth professor ponders what value education held to a prince in his situation. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

sCott darling: A Vermont Fish and Wildlife biologist details why nocturnal flying mammals help maintain a healthy environment in “The Secret Life of Bats.” Preregister. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5129.

sCott russell sanders: Can we switch from a culture of consumption to one of caretaking? The author considers the viability of a shift toward sustainability in “A Conservationist Manifesto.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

theater

‘parallel lives’: In skits taking place from the dawn of man to today, actors Catherine Doherty and Kathryn Markey tackle everything from health food to gender roles in a rowdy laugh-fest. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $2568. Info, 296-7000, boxoffice@northernstage.org. the sChool For sCandal’: Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s classic 18thcentury “comedy of manners” is transported into the swingin’ 1960s in a style that director Peter Harrigan describes as “Amadeus meets Austin Powers.” FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free; tickets required. Info, 654-2536.

words

adult Book group: Readers peruse pages of Sandra Dallas’ Tallgrass before swapping opinions and hunches. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Book disCussion series: revenge: Readers get caught up in this passionate and provocative human emotion by poring over selected stories of André Dubus. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0283.

‘MeMoraBle MeMoirs’ Book disCussion: Readers exchange thoughts on Russell Baker’s life journey as presented in Growing Up. Bradford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubliclibrary@gmail.com.

‘prophetiC odyssey’: See WED.28, 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m.

steve rinella: The author of American Buffalo: In Search of a Lost Icon draws parallels between his adventures hunting wild buffalo in Alaska and the animal’s natural history. Withey Hall. Green Mountain College, Poultney, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 287-8926. m

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classes

THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES 6 PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

acting

VIOLA SPOLIN VERMONT

WORKSHOP: Nov. 14-15, 10 a.m.

Cost: $200/two days, includes snacks and lunch. Location: Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes. Info: c/o Otter Creek Used Books, Barbara Harding, 802-388-3241, ottercreekbooks@gmail.com.

Mary Ann Brandt leads two-day workshop based on works/ philosophy of Viola Spolin, originator of Theater Games, basis of improvisation theater and author of “Theater Games for the Classroom,” “Theater Game File” and others. Great for theater, educators and others. Open to all ages. Come play!

art

business

dance

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES:

Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www. FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance!

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA:

Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@ salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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FALL CLASSES: See www. shelburneartcenter.org for full schedules and pricing. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Shake off the frost with our community of artisans. Late fall classes include clay workshops creating dog bowls, platters and ornaments. Reclaimed wood workshop and jewelry arts. Young artist and teen classes offer pop art/comics, clay on the wheel, creative metal arts, glass mosaics and wood carving. Find all the possibilities at www. shelburneart.center.org.

FINANCIAL PROSPERITY

MEETINGS: Oct. 12 - Jan. 25, 6:30 p.m., every 2 weeks on Monday. Location: Coaching Center of Vermont, 1 Main St., #3, Winooski. Info: Ramona Berekoff, 888-946-2636, holis ticopportunity.com/7days001. Learn how to earn unlimited residual income with a unique ground-level business opportunity in the health and wellness industry. Perfect if you are motivated to own your own business or add a new stream of revenue to current income base. Call for further information.

DANCE FOR 4-YEAR-OLDS: Tues. 3-3:45 p.m. and/or Fri. 10:45-11:30 a.m. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., third ﬂoor, Montpelier. Info: 802229-4676, www.cdandfs.com. Through creative movement and theater games, this class is a fun and engaging introduction to the world of dance using the imagination and “make believe” in a stimulating and structured environment. Fall tuition prorated. JUNIOR HIP HOP 1: Weekly on Saturdays, 2:45-3:45 p.m. Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., third ﬂoor, Montpelier. Info: 802-229-4676, www.cdandfs. com. A fun, energetic and structured introduction to hip-hop for 9-12-year-olds. Fall tuition prorated.

drumming

BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-9994255, classes@burlingtontaiko. org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes in Burlington! Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $54/7 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $61/7 weeks. Sessions begin 9/8 & 11/3. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks beginning 9/7 & 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:00-8:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks beginning 9/9 & 11/4 includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelamb abbey.com). Gift certiﬁcates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

empowerment

MAPPING YOUR INT.

LANDSCAPE: Nov. 18 & 23, 6:309 p.m. Cost: $40. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Kathy, 802-879-3379. Safari through your inner islands, mountains, bogs and deserts. Images, metaphors, myths and symbols will be used to illuminate your journey through life. Led by Kathy Rude, teacher and writer.

RETURNING TO OUR SENSES: Nov. 9, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $10. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue Mehrtens, 802-244-7909. A workshop exploring how simple, inviting, nonthreatening experiments in attending to our sensations can lead to intuitive insights not available via thought or feeling. Find a new connection with your own natural intelligence and vitality in this evening of gentle exploration. Led by Dr. Michael Atkinson, teacher and speaker.

exercise

NOON WORKOUTS IN MONTPELIER: Location: Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio, 18 Langdon St., third ﬂoor, Montpelier. Info: 802229-4676, www.cdandfs.com.

Revitalize, align, get ﬁt! Great music, professional instructors at Contemporary Dance and Fitness Studio. Enjoy a fun effective workout any day of the work week, Mon.-Fri., 12-1 p.m. Monday: African Dance Workout. Tuesday: NIA-Modern Flavor. Wednesday: African Dance Workout. Thursday: Dance and Tone to a delightful mix of tunes. Friday: Rhythmic Moving Yoga. All levels welcome. Drop-ins: $12. As low as $7.38 with discount punch card.

feldenkrais

FELDENKRAIS: Weekly on Wednesday, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $12/ class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 802-735-3770, uwemester@ gmx.net, www.vermontfeldenkrais.com. The Feldenkrais Method is a form of somatic education that uses gentle movement and directed attention to increase your range of motion, and improve your ﬂexibility and coordination. Feldenkrais is beneﬁcial for those experiencing chronic or acute pain as well as for healthy individuals. For complete class schedule visit www.vermontfeldenkrais. First class is free!

ﬂynn arts

ADULT ACTING 4 BASHFUL

BEG. II: Oct. 28 - Dec. 9, 6:308:30 p.m. Cost: $140/6-week class. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. Back by popular demand! Leave your inhibitions behind and prepare to be challenged in this supportive and freeing romp into your most spontaneous and truthful self. Theater exercises, improvisation, and scene study teach skills that lead to greater confidence and ease of

expression whether onstage or off. Uncover the mysteries of the actor’s process -- and your own creative potential! Instructor: Robin Fawcett.

TUMBLING WORKSHOP: Oct. 31, 11 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, ﬂynnarts@ﬂynncenter.org. The incomparable acrobats of Cirque Mechanics are former members of Cirque du Soleil and Pickle Family Circus, as well as Hollywood stunt people. Join them in fun and frolic as they tumble around our studios, teaching the same techniques used by master circus performers.

JAZZ PERCUSSION WORKSHOP: Oct. 28, 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $15. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802652-4548, ﬂynnarts@ﬂynncenter. org. INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED TEENS & ADULTS. Cuban-born musician and Grammy-winning composer Dafnis Prieto will discuss drumming from multiple traditions, and lead a mini-workshop on techniques and rhythms for jazz drummers.

THEATER FOR SOCIAL CHANGE: Saturday & Sunday, October 31 & November 1, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Sunday performance at 5 p.m. in FlynnSpace. Cost: $120. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. TEENS & ADULTS: Created by Brazilian director Augusto Boal (who died this year), Theatre of the Oppressed is a method of process and performance that explores the verbal, visual and physical expressions of power, oppression and reality that we encounter daily. This method creates awareness of relationships, stereotypes, perspectives and interdependence. Learn verbal and nonverbal techniques from this fascinating practice, and help to develop a Forum Theatre performance, in which spectators become spect-actors, joining performers onstage to resolve the conflict in question. Instructors: Kim Jordan & Jen Berger.

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JULIE A. KRAMER Vice President/Controller

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PLAYWRITING W/ TIM

CROUCH: Nov. 5, 4-6 p.m. Cost: $20. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, ﬂynnarts@ ﬂynncenter.org. Explore exercises designed for novices and experienced writers alike that will jumpstart you, as you trust your instincts and make discoveries in the moment rather than over-intellectualizing the process. A special focus will be given to what the audience brings to this dramatic exchange, presenting less so that the audience can provide more. Taught by Tim Crouch, co-creator of the two-person play England.

Center, Rutland, Springﬁeld, St. Albans, Waterbury, White River Junction and Williston. Info: 802-656-9562, master.gardener@ uvm.edu, www.uvm.edu/master gardener. Learn how to create a healthy and sustainable home landscape. A wide variety of horticultural topics are covered; fruit and vegetable production, ﬂower gardening, botany, soil fertility, plant pests, disease management, healthy lawns, invasive plants, and more! UVM faculty and other green industry experts focus on gardening in Vermont.

healing

herbs

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2010 VT MASTER GARDENER

COURSE: Feb. 2 - Apr. 27, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $315/course plus cost of book. Noncredit course. Location: Bennington, Brattleboro, Johnson, Lyndon, Montpelier, Middlebury, Newport, Randolph

THRIVING IN THE BORDERLANDS: Nov. 4 - Dec. 2, 7:15-9 p.m. Cost: $120/4 2-hour group sessions. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: JourneyWorks, Michael Watson, 802-860-6203, mwatsonlcmhc@hotmail.com, journeyworksvt.com. Time spent alone can shape our lives. In this group we will explore life stories that isolate, and those that build deep connections to ourselves and others. Through writing, dreamwork, art making and ritual we will explore the depths and riches of life in the Borderlands.

CHOCOLATE WHIMSY WITH LS BROWN: Nov. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, psherbs@ sover.net, www.purpleshutter. com. Yes, chocolate is good for you! Together we’ll be making balsamic vinegar & chocolate, then we’ll create a unique beverage based on the Mayan’s exotic mix of chocolate & chilis. For our skin, we’ll create cocoa butter push-ups. And ﬁnish with your own customized melt & pour soap. Treats, too!

HERB SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE:

Oct. 29, 7:30-9 p.m. Location: Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier. Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, 802-224-7100, info@vtherbcenter.org, www. vtherbcenter.org. Learn about Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism’s 1- and 3-year indepth family and clinical herbalist training programs. Meet core faculty Betzy Bancroft, Larken Bunce and Guido Mase. Enjoy fall refreshments. Registration deadline November 1. Apply today! Classes start January 2010.

classes

THE FOLLOWING CLASS LISTINGS ARE PAID ADVERTISEMENTS. ANNOUNCE YOUR CLASS FOR AS LITTLE AS $13.75/WEEK (INCLUDES SIX PHOTOS AND UNLIMITED DESCRIPTION ONLINE). SUBMIT YOUR CLASS AD AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTCLASS.

WINTER IMMUNITY W/ LAURA BROWN: Nov. 8, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $20/2-hour hands-on workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 W. Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-8654372, www.purpleshutter.com. As cold & ﬂu season descends, learn what to do to improve your immune response. Prevention, treatment if sick & what to if you just can’t kick that lingering cough, sneeze, sore throat, etc. Vital information for keeping your body strong. You’ll make a few preparations to take home.

WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Offering Wisdom of the Herbs 2010: Eight-month certiﬁcation program beginning May 15 and Wild Edibles 2010: Enhancing Local Food Security beginning May 9. Visit website for dates, descriptions and cost. VSAC nondegree grants

Age/Sex/Fixed: 5 month-old NM — Beagle

SiZe: Medium/23 lbs. (and still growing). energy LeveL: Medium/High

reASOn Here: My owner could not have dogs in the home.

KidS: 10+ CATS: OK (but wants to chase and play) dOgS: OK

avail. to qualifying applicants; apply now. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdom oftheherbsschool.com, www. WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com.

Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting, and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies with intention and gratitude.

SpeCiAL COnSiderATiOnS: Puppy! Chewing, training; resource guarding (adopter will receive a free consult on working with this issue)

SUMMAry: Rocky is a feisty, fun little puppy who will need work on not guarding his valuables (food and bones). His basic manners need some work too and could use a dose of “puppy training”. He’s the sweetest little guy, often covering you in kisses and is very food motivated! He’d be a great pal for almost anyone willing to devote some time to making him a well-rounded pup. visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday from 1 to 6 p.m., or Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. 862-0135.

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holistic health

HOLISTIC HEALTH: Location: Dhatri Foundation, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: www.dhatri foundation.org. Dhatri’s Center for Healing is ready to support and nourish you on your path to healing. We offer programs for those touched by cancer and their caregivers, including Adaptive Chair Yoga, Nia, Healing Colors, Svaroopa Yoga, Mindfulness Tools and more. Check our website for a complete listing.

jewelry

JEWELRY CLASSES: Cost: $140/ month. Location: Alchemie, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-999-3242, info@ janefrank.de, www.janefrank. de. Learn how to make your own jewelery with a German, trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose. Also start thinking about holiday presents for family and friends. Capacity: 5 students. 4 weeks/month. Monday mornings: 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Monday nights: 6-8:30 p.m., beginning 11/02/09. Tuesday nights, 6-8:30 p.m., beginning 11/03/09. $140/month (excluding materials).

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ERIC FORD

Burlington City Arts

classes

language

SPANISH LANGUAGE

INSTRUCTION: Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802659-4181, spanishparavos@ gmail.com, www.spanishwater burycenter.com. We provide high-quality, reasonably priced instruction tailored to your needs. Learn from a native speaker in adult classes at multiple levels, private group or individual instruction and tutoring. Yes, we do lessons for children, and they love it! See our website for complete information or contact us for details.

martial arts

AIKIDO CLASSES: Classes for adults 7 days a week; beginners are always welcome. e Samurai Youth Program offers scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org.

Aikido is a Japanese martial art that employs dynamic, circular movements and a philosophy that promotes the harmonious resolution of conﬂict. It is perhaps the only traditional form that truly integrates the intensity of karate with the soft power and relaxed movements of internal tai chi forms. Please visit and watch a class - visitors are always welcome! More information, including our class schedule, is available on our website.

AIKIDO CLASSES: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, www.vermontaikido.org. Vermont Aikido Adult Beginners class starts Wednesday, October 20, 6-7 p.m. Fee of $60 includes four consecutive Wednesdays of instruction, practice gi and belt. You are welcome to come and observe a class ahead of time, and please feel free to contact the dojo with questions regarding the introductory course. Regular dojo classes: Tues.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m., and Sun., 10-11:30 a.m.

CH’UAN FA KAJUKENBO KUNG

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-

can replenish you in your busy life. In a lighthearted atmosphere, this 6-class series will provide guidance in meditation, mindfulness and yoga, connecting you with the inner wisdom of your body.

pilates

JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www.bjjusa.com.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay- ai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

meditation

INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., Nov. 7, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/all-day workshop, lunch incl.

Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 omas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-9859746, vermontzen.org/workshops. html. e workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. e Shambhala Cafe meets the ﬁrst Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing.

Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlington shambhalactr. org. rough the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. e Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

MINDFUL REST: TIME TO BREATHE: Nov. 4 - Dec. 16, 7:309 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $99/1.5-hour class.

FU: Sunday, 4-5 p.m., adult classes. Tues/ urs., 4-5 p.m., kids classes. Classes ongoing. Cost: $10/drop-in, ﬁrst class free. Location: North End Studio, 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-355-1841, VPAL.typepad.com. Wing Tao Mobility Arts, Sifu Stacy Jolles and Sibok Nina Beck are offering classes in this traditional, yet modern system of martial arts. Incorporates elements of Chinese Kung Fu, Okinawan Kenpo, Japenese Judo/Jujitsu, and Korean Tang Soo Do. Develop a strong, ﬂexible body, keeping harmony of mind and spirit engaged.

Location: Evolution Yoga & Physical erapy, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: Mindful Rest, Joey Corcoran, 802-654-7600-4, info@mindfulrest.com, www. mindfulrest.com. Mindful Rest offers practical strategies that

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Absolute Pilates teaches the authentic Pilates method of body conditioning with a contempory twist. We offer affordable, invigorating group mat classes and private equipment sessions tailored to your needs and goals. Location: Exercise America, 12 Gregory Dr., Suite 1, S. Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.absolutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch and strengthen with certiﬁed classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

ALL WELLNESS, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www. pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical erapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-ﬁlled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the ﬁrst Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up.

NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Discover the difference that natural core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free half-hour consultation to come in, see the studio and ﬁnd out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5

minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@ NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Basic to advanced, students develop natural core strength, ﬂexibility and body-mind awareness in this pleasant, professional, relaxing studio. Join any combination of Pilates Reformer and Mat classes, Natural Body Movement and Elements of Ballet. Enjoy the feeling of coordination, balance and ﬂowing movement in small classes and private sessions.

pregnancy

IT’S CONCEIVABLE/FERTILITY:

Location: Champlain Hypnosis, 1 Kennedy Drive, L8, S. Burlington. Info: Champlain Hypnosis, 802-999-6444, www.champlain hypnosis.com. Hypnofertility, a program that supports the entire fertility process (naturally or medically assisted) can help. Recent studies by Dr. Levitas in the Journal of Fertility and Sterility indicate that infertile women utilizing hypnosis techniques with IVF have double the conception rate as compared to IVF alone. Read more at our website.

shamanism

HEALING TOXIC THOUGHTS: Nov. 8, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $75/scholarships avail. based on number of participants. Location: TBD, call for information. Info: 802-253-7846, sarah@emergingvt.com. Find your seat of power, work with transcendent universal guides and learn to live in a more expanded reality. rough the ancient practice of Shamanic journeying develop your ability to know what you need and how to let go of the beliefs that hold you back. Led by Shamanic counselor and practitioner Sarah Finlay. SHAMANIC BREATHWORK WORKSHOP: Oct. 31, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $110/workshop. Location: Private home in Waitsﬁeld, Please call for location details and directions. Info: Anne Dillon, 802-496-3656, clerestory@madriver.com. Using the powerful breathing/ healing modality of Shamanic

Breathwork, in this one-day workshop we will employ the power of the breath, chakra-attuned music, focused bodywork, the creation of mandala art, and group sharing to heal our body, soul, and spirit, and to awaken our slumbering vision of our soul’s true purpose.

spirituality

CONSCIOUS RECOVERY: ursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m., ongoing, join any time. Cost: $12/1.5-hour class, for $5 extra, yoga class from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Katherine Kelley, 802-343-5790, kat@burlingtontelecom.net, www.lovingriver.com. Exploring 12-step recovery in the context of the knowledge and practices of some of the ancient wisdom traditions of the East. is meeting of mind, body and soul is about recovering consciousness, waking up and improving conscious contact with Higher Power through discussion, meditation, mindfulness and relaxation practices.

tai chi

SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. e Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, ﬂexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

women

LIVING YOUR LIFE RETREAT: Nov. 13-14. Cost: $125/incl. room, meals, retreat materials. Location: Bishop Booth Conference Center, Burlington. Info: 802-864-0624, www. demeterresolutions.com. Explore the different aspects of your life, relationships, activities, spirituality, etc., through writing,

art, collage, and simple peace and quiet, and discover where and who you are and want to be. Space is limited to 6 participants. Anthe Demeter Athas, Retreat director.

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INTRO. TO FURNITURE MAKING: Five Saturdays, 8:30-4:30, beginning 11/14, no class 11/28. Cost: $425/plus mats (vary). Location: Plainfield Village, 308 Barre Hill, Plainfield. Info: David Boynton, 802-454-7387, dboynton@ ezcloud.com. Comprehensive course intended for beginning woodworker. Participants become acquainted with use of hand tools and safe operation of woodworking machinery in professionally equipped shop. rough the process of designing and building their own small table, students are introduced to fundamentals of creating fine handmade furniture.

yoga

EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolution vt.com. Our staff of all certiﬁed teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to reﬁne their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre-/postnatal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/evoblog.

YOGA: Location: Dhatri Foundation, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: www. dhatrifoundation.org. Feel the Dhatri Difference - professional, certiﬁed and compassionate teachers ready to assist you on your journey to wellness. Our beautiful space holds a wide variety of classes including Kripalu, Anusara, Journey Dance, Nia, Ashtanga, Kung Fu, Pre-Natal, Vinyasa, Zumba and more. $10/ class, buy 10 get one free. �

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Great gig!

Thanks to everyone who participated in our Vermont 3.0: Innovation Jam on Monday, October 26 at the Sheraton.

THANKS TO OUR SPEAKERS AND PRESENTERS: Rich Tarrant Jr., Adam Alpert, Lisa Groeneveld, Steve Arms, Paul Millman, Michael Jager, SCORE, Dinse, Knapp & McAndrew, Opportunities Credit Union, Rich Nadworny, Sarah Byers, Rob Smart and Steve Wright.

THANKS TO OUR SPONSORS: The Vermont Software Developers' Alliance, the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, the Workforce Investment Board, the Vermont Department of Labor, the Vermont Department of Economic Development, Comcast Business Class and Seven Days. And our media sponsors: Vermont Public Radio, Vermont Business Magazine, and WPTZ Newschannel 5.

AND THANKS TO EVERYONE at the Sheraton Burlington Hotel & Conference Center and all who helped blow up balloons, stu name tags, register attendees and hold the doors open while we hauled out our giant spacemen. We couldn't have done it without you.

We heard over and over again from exhibitors and attendees that they were impressed — by the turnout, by the presentations, and by the range of innovative products and services on display.

For a more thorough recap of the day's events, search for #vt3, the Vermont 3.0 hashtag, on Twitter or check out our website at vermont3.com!

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DEPARTMENTS

American forces did nothing to protect Iraq’s ancient treasures, nor did they show much respect for the country’s contemporary culture, when they invaded in 2003. A di erent ethic was evident 200 years earlier when another powerful nation tried to conquer a di erent Islamic land.

General Napoléon Bonaparte waged a war of aggression against Egypt beginning in 1798, but the French commander brought along a coterie of scientists, artists and engineers in addition to a 25,000-strong colonial army. These “savants” studied the decaying splendors of the pharoahs and documented the customs, crafts and appearances of the Egyptians they encountered during the course of what would prove a failed military campaign.

The results of the savants’ research were published in the 23-volume Description de

time would have regarded as colorfully exotic. There’s a depiction of an electric catﬁsh, for example, said to kill its prey with a 350-volt jolt. Snake charmers, crocodiles and topless female attendants are represented as well.

But most of the engravings record everyday objects, such as baskets and lanterns, or present realistic panoramas of Cairo and Alexandria. The pyramids and Sphinx are also chronicled, as are the half-ruined glories of Memphis, Luxor and other ancient cities.

Although the exhibit was organized by the Dahesh Museum in New York City, UVM happens to own one of about 1000 extant copies of Description de l’Égypte. It’s partly for this reason that Fleming curator Aimee Mar-

Napoleonic Coda

“Napoléon on the Nile: Soldiers, Artists and the Rediscovery of Egypt”

l’Égypte, which took nearly 30 years to compile. About three dozen engraved illustrations from that monumental work of scholarship form the core of “Napoléon on the Nile,” an absorbing show at the University of Vermont’s Fleming Museum.

French artists’ wonderment at the works of the ancient Egyptians, and their uncondescending curiosity about Muslim ways of life, are apparent in these detailed, almost photographic images.

Not surprisingly, many of the engravings, along with several oil paintings included in the show, focus on subjects that Europeans of the

RECEPTIONS

‘MEDICINE & MORTALITY’: Linda E. Jones, Sasanqua Link and Nathaniel Price contribute works in multiple media that focus on the tools, procedures and detritus of medical interventions on the body. October 30 through December 12 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. An artists’ talk is followed by a reception: Friday, October 30, 5-8 p.m. Info, 865-7165.

ONGOING

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‘ART FROM HOME: A PERSONAL JOURNEY’: Works in multiple media by homebound artists, sponsored by the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf and CarShare Vermont. rough November 15 at CarShare Vermont in Burlington. Info, 861-2340.

BRETT SIMISON : Color and black-and-white photographs of the historic Morgan Horse Farm in Weybridge, Vt. Through November 12 at National Morgan Horse Museum in

Marcereau DeGalan says the show “will appeal not only to lovers of ﬁne arts but to history bu s.” And she’s right. The course of Napoleon’s three-year campaign is chronicled, with attention paid to key combatants on both sides as well as to battles and geopolitical intrigues. And a few of the Orientalist-style paintings created later in the 19th century do qualify as accomplished works of art.

cereau DeGalan is delighted to have brought “Napoléon on the Nile” to Burlington.

Owing to space limitations, UVM’s version of the show is much smaller than the original. But Marcereau DeGalan says she was careful to choose “the best of the best” for the Fleming. And visitors may ﬁnd that the number of works packed into four sizable rooms of the museum is quite sufﬁcient, since the many text panels, and sections devoted to letters and other documents, demand considerable concentration.

Particularly notable is the Scottish painter Joseph Farquharson’s scene of Egyptians sitting amid the toppled columns and scattered stones of Luxor. The painting looks as though it were composed during a solar eclipse; a dim overall light casts the ﬁgures in eerie shadows.

Striking, too, is Rudolf Ernst’s view of

the courtyard of a metal workshop in which a standing craftsman chisels an intricately patterned bell while a seated companion uses pliers to serrate the edge of a disc. A 21st-century American eye may be drawn to the skin color of many of the subjects in these Orientalist works. The main metal worker in Ernst’s painting, for example, has an ebony complexion, suggesting he may have migrated to the Middle East from subSaharan Africa.

Similarly, tribal scariﬁcation is shown on the left cheek of the burnoosed black man featured in “Portrait of a Nubian” by the Danish painter Pieder Mork Monsted. Imagined images of Cleopatra, by contrast, consistently depict her as light-skinned.

“Napoléon on the Nile” is accompanied at the Fleming by an amusing collection of kitsch entitled “Egyptomania.” A private collector lent the pieces for this show, which highlights pop culture’s fascination — then and now — with all things Egyptian. Napoléon’s campaign kicked o a long-lasting craze for consumer items with designs based on obelisks, camels, dashing Bedouins and, of course, Cleopatra. Barbie is here, for example, in her “Princess of the Nile” incarnation.

Egyptomania was further stoked by German archaeologists’ 1812 discovery of a painted bust of Queen Nefertiti. A copy of that iconic work is displayed in a vitrine beside a white marble bust of Napoleon at the conclusion of the main gallery show at the Fleming. It’s an eloquent, a ecting coda to a ﬁtting, impressive exhibit.

KEVIN J. KELLEY

“Napoleon on the Nile: Soldiers, Artists and the Rediscovery of Egypt,” illustrations from Description de l’Egypte and other artifacts. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. rough December 18.

Shelburne. Info, 349-0072.

CATHERINE HALL: “Glimmer and Glow,” luminous new paintings. rough November 1 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

‘CUBAN ARTISTS’ BOOKS AND PRINTS: 1985-2008’: Handmade books, maquettes for unpublished projects, prints and printed objects reﬂect life in Cuba over the past two decades as experienced by the young artists and writers of Ediciones Vigia, a collaborative press. rough November 25 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

‘EGYPTOMANIA’: Art and artifacts resulting from the West’s fascination with all things Egyptian. In the Wilbur Room through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

ELLEN POWELL: e longtime jazz bassist adds ﬁne-art photography to her résumé with this

exhibit of images that document her walks by the lake and local parks with her dog. In the Fletcher Room, November 1 through 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: Original artworks by Lynn Powers, Joan Smith, Jackie Call and Pat Kennedy. November 1 through December 31 at Essex Town Ofﬁces in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: “Anything Goes” is the theme of works in this show by members of the local arts organization. rough October 31 at Phoenix Books. Info, 862-3014.

FRED G HILL: “A Trip to the Badlands & Other Recent Photographs,” 50 images by the Burlington photographer in the Pickering Room. November 4 through 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 864-4385.

‘GAZA BURNING’: Photographs of the war against Gaza, 12.27.08 - 1.18.09, by Ayman Mohyeldin and James Marc Leas; Peter Schumann: “Auction Notice,” paintings and narrative by the founder of Bread and Puppet eater; Emily Anderson: “My Demons, My Fairies,” woven, papier-mâché and drawn creations; and Eben Markowski: “Rhino Is a Gorgeous Beast,” relief sculptures. rough October 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

GENEVIEVE C. COLE: Contemporary fused-glass art, from large-scale architectural panels to glass tile and recycled glass serve ware. rough October 31 at e Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 356-2764.

GREGORY ALBRIGHT: Oil paintings, Skyway; Gaal Shepherd: pastel landscapes, Gates 1 & 2; and Nancy Ruben: mixed media, Escalator. rough October 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

“Portrait of a Nubian” by Peder Monsted

‘ImpressIons of Lake ChampLaIn and Beyond’: This exhibit in conjunction with the 400th anniversary of the arrival of samuel de champlain features landscape paintings by carolyn walton, custom jewelry by Tineke Russell and a new cD by Dutch pianist Annemieke spoelstra. Through october 31 at luxton-Jones Gallery in shelburne. Info, 985-8223.

Jess Graham: “sleeping late & other Indulgences,” oil and mixed-media paintings with a patterned, kinetic line quality and autumn palette. Through november 30 at Boloco in Burlington. Info, 595-1328.

Jonathan younG: “Textures of Fall,” stylized landscape paintings. Through october 31 at Red square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

kay WeBB: The essex Art league member shows her watercolors. Through october 31 at essex Town offices. Info, 862-3014.

kImBerLee forney: Funky acrylic paintings exploring music, cows and nature. Through november 30 at The Green Room in Burlington. Info, 310-9159.

maGGIe Lake: “Vermont Botanical,” preserved, framed plant specimens and giclée prints. Through november 30 at healthy living in south Burlington. Info, 387-2474.

‘mInGeI of tottorI’: Regional crafts of the Tottori prefecture of Japan, including handmade paper, fabrics, ceramics and folk toys, celebrate the state of Vermont’s friendship agreement with that region. on view in the pickering and Fletcher rooms when spaces not in use for meetings. cosponsored by JapanAmerica society of Vermont. Through october 30 at Fletcher Free library in Burlington. Info, 865-7200.

‘napoLéon on the nILe: soLdIers, artIsts and the redIsCovery of eGypt’: Thirty large, detailed, engraved illustrations from the 23-volume Description de l’égypte, a study of ancient and modern egypt initiated under the reign of General napoléon Bonaparte, this exhibition explores nearly every aspect of the north African country and underscores the resulting passion in the west for all things egyptian. Also included are paintings and drawings influenced by the book’s publication, letters and documents from the time of napoléon’s contact with egypt, and other artifacts. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

ned CastLe: “Indigenous expressions,” black-and-white photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at echo lake Aquarium and science center/leahy center for lake champlain in Burlington. Info, 864-1848.

nICoLe kIrCher: The newport artist shows her mixed-media works at this brand-new jewelry store. november 1 through December 31 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. Info, 862-2233. phoeBe stone: Twenty new oil paintings and pastels by the Vermont artist and author. Through november 14 at speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.

‘portraIts and peopLe’: photographic portraits by Ash laRose, Graham wachsman and Joshua lambert that focus on intimacy and communication. Through october 31 at nunyuns Bakery & café in Burlington. Info, 207-576-5384.

‘smaLL pICtures shoW : original works by members of the essex Art league. november 1 through 30 at Burnham Memorial library in colchester. Info, 862-3014.

CaLL to artIsts

fLash art CompetItIon:

Venus Tattoos announces a flash art competition for area artists. The winner will receive his/her design tattooed free of charge. entrants will receive 5 percent commission if their designs are chosen for application. pieces must be no larger than 8.5 x 11 inches, and entrants must be at least 18 years of age. Deadline: December 1. submit original flash art pieces along with a $20 entry fee to Venus Tattoos, po Box 95, east Montpelier, VT 05651. memBers’ art shoW & saLe: our annual show opens galleries to all our members. not a member? Become one! contact hDAc for further information. submission deadline: november 20. Info: www. helenday.com

taLks & events

Lorenzo GhIBertI & the fLorentIne Workshop LeCture: wendy watson, curator at

survey: 215 CoLLeGe GaLLery Group

the Mount holyoke college Art Museum, talks about the great Italian sculptor in conjunction with a current exhibit. Thursday, october 29, 4:30-5:30 p.m., Mahaney center for the Arts, Middlebury college. Info, 443-5007.

‘the neW fLesh’: vIdeodrome: This film by David cronenberg, originator of the venereal horror genre, is the first in a series shown in conjunction with current exhibit “Medicine & Mortality.” Unrated. Thursday, october 29, 7-9 p.m., Firehouse center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

fIrst annuaL pumpkIn art Contest: All ages are invited to submit carved, painted or otherwise adorned pumpkins through october 30, to be judged by coco Dowley and leigh williams and put on display. All will be illuminated on the gallery’s front porch halloween night; artist sean cappone will screen films on the building’s exterior, and speak about his work: saturday, october 31, 6 p.m., helen Day Art center, stowe. Info,

exhIBItIon’: The 11 member-artists of the downtown gallery show their works in various media all together. november 2 through December 4 at UVM living/learning center in Burlington. Info, 656-4200.

toBIn yeLLand: “Up,” a collection of the new York photographer’s favorite “outsider culture” images, including collaborations with Anti hero skateboards and videos from his time with that company. Through october 30 at Jager Dipaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884 or 339-499-8083.

vaLerIe hIrd: “The Maiden Voyages project: The Diaries of Five women,” the translation from text to images of four women from the Middle east and the Vermont-based artist, making the lives of real women of varying cultures and backgrounds accessible. Through January 2 at Amy e. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn center in Burlington. Info, 652-4500.

‘Word up’: An informal exhibit of works that combine words with visual images by various artists and writers, sponsored by Friends of the national writing project in Vermont. Through october 30 at center for cultural pluralism, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-3935.

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‘Bounty: a CeLeBratIon of vermont’s farmInG artIsts’: This touring group show sponsored by UVM extension’s center for sustainable Agriculture includes painters, sculptors, photographers, textile and video artists who also farm. Through october 31 at seminary Art center in waterbury center. Info, 656-9140.

‘ChampLaIn’s Lake redIsCovered’: A touring exhibit of nearly 40 Vermont artists whose two-dimensional works in mixed-media reflect

253-8358.

o h, the h orror’ : A group show of spooky art celebrates the spookiest time of the year. Artists include Beth Robinson, Janet Van Fleet, John Brickels, Kevin Montanaro, Marc Awodey and l orraine Reynolds. Through o ctober 31 at s oda p lant Artist c ooperative e nvironment in Burlington. c losing h alloween party. s aturday, o ctober 31, 8 p.m.midnight. Info, 578-2512. the Lost fLeet’: Film in conjunction with current exhibit, “napoleon on the nile.” sunday, november 1, 3-4:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

t he G L o B a L eC onomy of m us IC I n eG ypt and the a n CI ent n ear e ast’ : This lunchtime lecture by John Franklin, assistant professor of classics at UVM, is in conjunction with current exhibit “ n apoleon on the n ile.” wednesday, n ovember 4, 12:15-1:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750. presents

the visual beauty and cultural heritage around the lake champlain basin. Through october 31 at Vermont statehouse in Montpelier. Info, 388-0320.

eLInor randaLL: “Journey with horses,” drawings and prints. Through october 30 at plainfield community center in plainfield. Info, 454-1726.

Group sCuLpture shoW: leila Bandar, Kat clear, chris curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through May 1 at Vermont Arts council sculpture Garden in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.

haLI Issente: paintings and mixed-media works on paper by the local artist. Through october 31 at hartland public library. Info, 356-1271.

homeLands’: stitched textiles and tapestry weavings by welsh fiber artists Alison Mercer and helen Foroughi. Through november 20 at Feick Fine Arts center, Green Mountain college in poultney. Info, 287-8926.

LInda WooLIever: “silk Musings,” oil painting on silk. november 1 through 30 at The shoe horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454.

marGaret Lampe kannenstIne: “Dark to light,” recent paintings by the Vermont artist. Through october 31 at Vermont Arts council spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3292.

muffIn ray: “Discarded and salvaged,” large-scale textile-assemblage “paintings” in mixed media. Through october 29 at Vermont supreme court lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

neaL rantouL: “wheat, An America series,” abstracted landscapes from washington state

This young, Montreal-based ensemble features some of the finest baroque musicians in the world. Led by harpsichordist Olivier Fortin, Masques has won the grand Prize in the Dorian/ Early Music America Competition and performed throughout the world to great acclaim. They’ll play a program of Baroque superstar composers including works by Bach, Rameau, and Leclair.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2009 7:30 PM, UVM RECITAL HALL

The audience is invited to come in costume!

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JuNctioN featuriNg

mEANwhilE iN whitE riVEr JuNctioN Author and publisher at L’employé du Moi, Max de Radiguès comes all the way from Brussels, Belgium, to live in White River Junction, where he is the 2009-10 Center for Cartoon Studies fellow.

by the director of the photography program at Northeastern University. rough November 21 at PHOTOSTOP Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320.

RICK ZAND: Photographs by the local artist. November 1 through 30 at e Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

‘ROCK SOLID’: e ninth annual exhibit includes ﬁgurative carvings, abstract forms, stone assemblages and paintings revealing the beautiful qualities of stone, Main Floor Gallery; Lauren Bulakowski: paintings and drawings, Second Floor Gallery; and Jeanne Bisson: “Nature Under Construction,” mixed media, ird Floor Gallery. rough November 7 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

SCHOOL FOR TRADITIONAL HANDWEAVING: Woven textiles by the students, age 11 to 65, of local master weaver Kate Smith. rough November 1 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainﬁeld. Info, 454-0141.

‘SCULPTCYCLE’: e second annual outdoor exhibit of sculptures made from recycled bicycle parts features more than 20 creations by regional artists and are scattered around downtown. rough October 31 in Montpelier. Info, 223-9604.

STEVEN GOODMAN & WENDY JAMES: “A Splash of Color,” photos and paintings that use color sparingly but to dramatic effect; James’ black-and-white photomontages are also on view. rough November 15 at e Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680.

‘THE VIETNAM WAR: A REFLECTION’: Photographs, equipment, artifacts and memory books of Vermonters killed in the Vietnam War, and other memorabilia make up this historic exhibit. rough November 11 at e Pain House in Northﬁeld. Info, 485-4297.

TOM HOWARD: New photography. rough October 31 at e Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

‘WOOD SHOW’: Sculpture, painting and assemblage by seven regional artists using the medium in a variety of contemporary ways. rough November 22 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

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ANNE TAIT: “Memento Vitae: e Humanity of the Marble Headstone,” prints informed by drawing and painting that examine the vernacular artwork of 19th-century headstones. rough October 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.

CREATIVE SPACE GROUP SHOW: e new community gallery and gathering venue opens its doors with an exhibition of works that celebrate the Vermont landscape by eight Vermont artists. rough November 14 at Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes. Info, info@ creativespacegallery.org.

FIVE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY ARTISTS’

RETROSPECTIVE: In celebration of its ﬁrst ﬁve years, all the artists who have had solo shows share a group exhibit of works in a variety of media. rough October 31 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

HEIDI LAGUE: Bold new abstract paintings by the Montgomery-based artist. e exhibit will also showcase work by Vermont artists Bethany Farrell, Steve Clark, Sean Callahan and Sally Clark. rough November 15 at Studio V in Vergennes. Info, 877-6524.

JUDY REILLY & ROBIN KENT:

“Dangerous Women with Tools,” fabric works and mixed-media constructions, respectively. rough October 28 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956.

KATHLEEN KOLB: “Ice, Water, Mountains: A Changing Landscape,” oil and watercolor paintings by the Vermont artist. rough November 17 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall eater in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222.

NEIL RAPPAPORT: “After Attica,” photographic portraits of inmates, 1971-74, taken at a maximum-security prison in Comstock, N.Y., in reaction to the bloody uprising at Attica. rough December 4 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.

‘PIECING IT TOGETHER’: Paintings and crafts by Jess Graham, and textiles and quilts by Sarah O. Green. rough November 13 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.

‘PRINTS AND PREJUDICE: WOODCUTS AND ARTIFACTS OF THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR’: Art and material culture featuring 70 original woodcuts from Harper’s Weekly and Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper reveal the excitement and the sacriﬁces of the war. rough December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

‘REFLECTIONS’: Forty-four images by photographers from around the country whose work shows the ways the titular concept can be expressed. rough November 7 at PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 989-2359.

ROYCE DENDLER: “Ozone Replenishment,” new work in a variety of media, including collage, fabricated metal, melted plastic and digital imagery. rough January 12 at Terasem Movement Foundation Ofﬁce & Galleria in Bristol. Info, 453-7005.

RUTH HAMILTON: “ e Heart of Land,” landscapes from northern England and Vermont, as well as ﬁgurative works. rough November 30 at e Gallery at Brandon Music. Info, 465-4071.

‘SUPER 50: HALLOWEEN EXHIBIT’: In conjunction with the 50th anniversary of the Rutland Halloween Parade, this exhibit pays tribute to both the parade and Tom Fagan, who introduced the superhero theme that immersed Rutland into the world of comic books. On display are comic books featuring the parade, memorabilia from past years and Fagan’s own Batman costume. rough November 22 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

northern ABSTRACT EXHIBIT: Works in various media by Harriet Wood, Janet Van Fleet, Maggie Neale, Cheryl Betz, Kathy Stark, Alex Bottinelli, Lois Eby, Jeff Way and Paul Gruler. rough November 27 at e Art House Gallery in Craftsbury Common. Info, 586-2545.

‘AUTUMN IN VERMONT’: Mark Boedges, Bob Aiken and Gary Eckhart show landscapes depicting the glory of the season in oils, acrylics and watercolors, respectively. rough October 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

CRAIG MOONEY: “Reﬂections on Season,” expressive and impressionistic landscape paintings by the local artist. rough November 16 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818.

‘CRAZY ACRES’: Fourteen contemporary artists pay homage to their former teacher and mentor, the late New York/Vermont abstract expression-

‘Oh, the Horror’

The members of the Soda Plant Artists Collective Environment, aka S.P.A.C.E. in Burlington, along with a few invited guests, got their ghoul on with an exhibit of creepy, quirky, crawly and wildly creative works in various media. The group makes the most of the witching hour with a closing Halloween party on October 31, 8 to midnight. Pictured: a “strange doll” by Beth Robinson.

ist painter James Gahagan. rough November 21 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469.

‘DAUGHTERS AND FATHERS’: Watercolor pen-and-ink drawings by Harald Aksdal, photography by Lauralee Aksdal Best, sculptures by Stanley Lutostanski and drawings by Gabriela Lutostanski. rough November 29 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

EAST JOHNSON PLEIN AIR CLUB: “New Work from the Field,” paintings done outside over the spring and summer by Marcie Vallette, Deb Coccoli, Bradley Fox, Dohm Zachai and others. rough November 2 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950.

collections to address themes such as artistic training and technique, patronage, function and conservation. rough December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

‘THE ART OF ACTION’: A touring exhibit of works by Vermont artists that depict the state’s future; a project of the Vermont Arts Council and Lyman Orton. rough November 15 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

‘THE ART OF DEVOTION’: Panel paintings and sculptures from 15th-century Renaissance Italy bring together 15 works from 10 different

‘TO LIFE! A CELEBRATION OF VERMONT JEWISH WOMEN’: Oral histories, portraits by Vermont photographer Karen Pike, archival images and artworks by female Jews in the state culminate the Vermont Jewish Women’s History Project directed by Sandy Gartner and Ann Buffum. rough November 8 at e Brick Box Gallery, Paramount eatre in Rutland. Info, 446-2877 or 802-353-0002.

‘FOREVER SPRING’: Watercolor, pastel, graphite and oil works by Sandra MacLeod and ceramic miniatures, mobiles, collages and handmade cards by Vanessa Compton. rough November 10 at Hangman Frame Shop & Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 525-4405.

‘FUNDAMENTALLY VERMONT’: Experience the “old Vermont” through the images of Peacham photographer Richard W. Brown and the vernacular pine furniture of Cookeville Woodworking. rough November 20 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.

GAYLEEN AIKEN: “Vermont’s Granite Industry, 1955-1998,” drawings by the late Vermont artist. rough December 1 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

‘Rock Solid’

Studio Place Arts in Barre is hosting its ninth annual show dedicated to the hard stuff, from marble sculptures to drawings, abstract to figurative in style. In particular the exhibition honors the long stone-working tradition of local artisans in the Barre and Rutland areas. The work is on view through November 7. Pictured, clockwise from top: “Clarendon River Rocks” by Lynne Barton, oil on panel; “Where to begin...” by Alan Frascoia, black granite; “Landscape of the Soul” by B. Amore, photo on marble, and silk, iron, aluminum.

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Janet Fredericks & charlie hunter: “Souvenirs,” small colorful paintings based on world travels by the Lincoln-based artist and cofounder of Magicians Without Borders; and “Arrivals & Departures,” plein-air, siennatoned paintings of old Vermont rail depots, respectively. Through November 1 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

liz kauFFman: New abstract paintings by the resident staff artist at the Vermont Studio Center that explore harmony and tension in color and form. Through November 28 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

Peter miller: Landscape works by the Vermont painter in the newly opened gallery, which also features furniture by woodworking students and professionals, and works by local fine artists. Through January 9 at Wharfin Gallery at Vermont Woodworking School in Fairfax. Info, 849-2045.

rolF anderson: “Autumn Color,” images of Hazen’s Notch and surrounding landscape by the photographer and conservationist. Through November 24 at Montgomery Town Library. Info, 326-3113.

‘the relentless eye’: Open-call submissions of “instantaneous expression” cellphone photography from all over the globe, juried by

internationally recognized photographer Eirik Johnson, as well as works by invited artists Christopher Greene, Gabrielle Russomagno, Shawn Rocco, Sean Capone, Joshua Davis and Wafaa Bilal make up this groundbreaking show curated by HDAC exhibitions director Odin Cathcart. Through November 28 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

‘Women to Watch 2010: contemPorary Figurative Painting’: In this touring exhibit sponsored by the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts, curator Idoline Duke presents paintings by Vermont artists Susan Abbott, Carrie Gelfan, Kate Longmaid, Aline Ordman and Adelaide Tyrol. Through November 8 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

regional

‘modern and contemPorary art at dartmouth’: Highlights from the college’s collection over the past 50 years, including post-1945 painting and sculpture. Through March 15 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.

‘the art oF sonia landy sheridan’: More than 80 works by the pioneering artist known for her experiments with emerging forms of imaging technology of the late 20th century. Through January 3 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover. N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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The Burning Plain ★★

Iremember once reading an article about a technique with which author William Burroughs experimented: He’d scissor a manuscript or magazine story into strips, toss them in the air and piece together a new work reﬂecting the random pattern in which the scraps had landed. Something tells me that Guillermo Arriaga read that article, too.

deep cuts into her thighs. After work she has sex with strange men. But forlornly.

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What is Theron’s connection to the forlorn New Mexico family or, for that matter, to a forlorn young Mexican girl (Tessa Ia) who has recently crossed her path?

The Mexican screenwriter has made a name for himself doing, for all practical purposes, the same thing repeatedly in his scripts for ﬁlms such as Amores Perros, 21 Grams and Babel. He’s popularized a sort of cinematic dyslexia; nearly all his work is characterized by chronologically fractured story lines that also zigzag haphazardly through space. Each picture’s tale could just as e ectively have been told employing a traditional, straightforward style, but Arriaga has preferred to dice them into scrambled jigsaw pieces and ﬁt them back in place as we watch.

To various degrees, his experiments have yielded impressive results under the guidance of gifted directors. What distinguishes The Burning Plain is not its narrative discombobulation but the writer’s decision to direct. Who knows what kind of ﬁlm his script might have become with the beneﬁt of a second creative intellect in a position to override Arriaga’s tendency toward writerly self-indulgence? Denied that artistic oversight, it became the moviegoing equivalent of an endurance test.

The viewer is expected to put up with a lot for the nearly two hours it takes Arriaga to get to his point. The story, a festival of forlornness, chronicles the misfortune of two families over the course of three generations, although Mensa members are likely to connect the familial dots long before most members of the audience do. Others will struggle with a narrative that o ers almost no visual cues to clue us in to the timeframe in which events are unfolding. As a result, it’s possible to watch successive scenes featuring di erent actors without realizing until late in the picture that they’re playing the same character. This is a movie that in places makes Synecdoche, New York look like “Sesame Street.”

Kim Basinger is a forlorn New Mexico housewife having an a air. Eighteen-yearold Jennifer Lawrence is her daughter. She’s forlorn because she discovers the inﬁdelity. J.D. Pardo plays the son of Basinger’s lover. He becomes forlorn after the unfaithful pair burns to death when the trailer they couple in one day bursts into ﬂames. In a distant place and time (present-day Oregon), Charlize Theron is the forlorn manager of a chic seaside restaurant. On her breaks, she stares out at the ocean and punishes herself by slashing

More pertinent questions might be: Will you care all that much when you ﬁnd out? Will the revelation have justiﬁed sitting through 111 minutes of unrelenting heaviness? And

could one motion picture about human behavior possibly contain more examples of human behavior that are preposterous and totally implausible?

I suspect most people who see The Burning Plain will answer those questions in the negative. Additionally, I hope Arriaga has learned the only lesson his foray behind the camera has to o er: Next time he’d be wise to hold that director’s chair for somebody who knows what they’re doing.

RICK KISONAK

Paranormal Activity ★★★

About halfway through Paranormal Activity, a twentysomething guy (Micah Sloat) who’s investigating weird happenings that scare his live-in girlfriend (Katie Featherston), decides to ask the possible supernatural culprit why it’s being so coy. “Hey,” he yells, “we haven’t had anything interesting happen for a while!”

It’s a funny line, because the audience

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Ghost hunting doesn’t exactly do wonders for a young couple’s relationship in Peli’s

they were sleeping, so who knows? To solve the enigma, Micah purchases a video camera, which quickly becomes an end in itself. Like that student filmmaker in The Blair Witch Project, that kid in Cloverfield, and that camera crew in Quarantine, he seems to think that if you can frame something in a viewfinder, it can’t hurt you. Like all of them, he learns otherwise.

feels the same way. Made for $15K with a crew of four in the ﬁrst-time director’s own house, this low-rent sensation has already grossed nearly $63 million, thanks in no small part to viral marketing that bills it as the scariest movie ever. When I saw Paranormal Activity, some people in the nearly full theater were so primed to scream that they jumped the gun when nothing scary was happening. Other watchers were grumbling much like protagonist Micah, a frat-boyish day trader who can’t believe his girlfriend’s freaking out because her keys mysteriously fell o the counter.

Fell? Slid? Jumped? It happened while

always scanning the mouths of our caves for toothy predators. Whatever it is, writerdirector Oren Peli exploits it brilliantly. Because Katie complains of noises and nightmares, Micah rigs his camera to monitor the couple’s bed while they’re sleeping. Over the course of a few weeks, mostly nothing happens. Uneventful hours get fast-forwarded. But whenever the movie returns to real time, we strain to catch unusual shadows and movements in the edges of the frame. Then there’s a recurrent bass rumble that could be a distant truck or a low-grade earthquake …. or not.

Basically, all that separates Paranormal Activity from a basic-cable docudrama about haunting is that it’s fiction, which gives Peli a license to up the ante and totally dick the viewer around. He does so with aplomb. Whenever he starts letting things get too Hollywood, though, the film loses its grip. One scene involving a Ouija board wouldn’t be out of place in a straight-to-DVD demonic-possession flick. Neither actor is quite up to the challenges of the film’s final scenes, but an empty room and some sound e ects do most of the work.

The people griping during Paranormal Activity are right — it’s boring. Here’s the thing: If you’re susceptible to its particular brand of suggestion, it’s also scary. And without the boring parts — all the minutiae of life with this bickering San Diego couple — there would be no scary parts.

In criticizing the Saw ﬁlms and other blood-soaked spectacles, people often say that what’s scariest in movies is what you don’t see. But that’s not quite true — it’s what you half see, glimpsing it from the corner of your eye.

Maybe the fear of the half-seen is a survival reﬂex from the days when we were

The people who are likely to lose their shit at Paranormal Activity are those who are less freaked by anything “interesting” a supernatural stalker does on screen than by their own anxieties about what it could do.

“You have absolutely no control,” Katie tells Micah, who still thinks he can research or possibly punch his way to a victory over the unknown. “Get over it.” He can’t, of course, because accepting that you can’t control what happens in your own home is like accepting the eventuality of your own death — a daunting prospect. Maybe denial is the true spirit of Halloween.

MARGOT HARRISON

BURNING ISSUES eron gets stuck in forlorn gear as a woman haunted by her past in Arriaga’s self-indulgent directorial debut.

no-frills fright ﬁlm

new in theaters

tHE BURNiNG plAiNHH Kim Basinger and Charlize Theron are among the characters trying to make sense of their turbulent lives in writer Guillermo (21 Grams) Arriaga’s timeand space-hopping directorial debut. With J.D. Pardo and Tessa Ia. (106 min, R. Palace)

micHAEl JAcKSoN’S tHiS iS it: Fans get a backstage pass to rehearsals that took place this past April through June for shows Jackson had planned to perform this coming summer in London. Directed by his creative partner and stage show manager Kenny Ortega. (115 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Welden)

A SERioUS mAN: The latest from the Coen brothers is a dark comedy in which a Midwestern physics professor struggles to make sense of the universe and his life, which is rapidly unraveling. Starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Fred Melamed and Sari Lennick. (105 min, R. Savoy)

tHE WAY WE GEt BY: Aron Gaudet directs this award-winning documentary about a trio of senior citizens who take it on themselves to gather every day at a small airport to thank American soldiers leaving for and returning from Iraq. (82 min, NR. Palace)

Yoo-Hoo, mRS. GolDBERG: Aviva Kempner chronicles the inexplicably little-known story of Gertrude Berg, a first-generation Jewish-American with no media experience who became one of the most famous entertainers of her time on both radio and television and is credited with having invented the family sitcom. (92 min, NR. Palace)

now playing

AmEliAHH Hilary Swank stars in director Mira (The Namesake) Nair’s big-screen bio of the legendary aviatrix. With Richard Gere and Ewan McGregor. (111 min, PG. Capitol, Roxy)

AStRo BoYHH1/2 David (Flushed Away) Bowers directs this computer-animated adaptation of the popular cartoon about a robot boy with superpowers. The voice cast includes Nicolas Cage, Kristen Bell, Bill Nighy and Freddie Highmore. (94 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount)

BRiGHt StARHHHH Director Jane (The Piano) Campion returns to the 19th century with this drama about the tense romance between struggling young poet John Keats and his dream girl Fanny Brawne. With Ben Whishaw, Abbie Cornish and Paul Schneider. (119 min, PG. Savoy; ends 10/29)

cApitAliSm: A loVE StoRYHHH Michael Moore is back, and he’s hopping mad about the corporate shenanigans that led to economic meltdown. Among the folks weighing in on free enterprise in his latest doc is Vermont’s own Sen. Bernie Sanders. (120 min, R. Big Picture, Roxy)

ciRQUE DU FREAK: tHE VAmpiRE’S

ASSiStANtHH You know everybody in the world’s already been in a vampire movie when John C. Reilly shows up in one. He plays a creature of the night who crosses paths with a 14-year-old suburban kid and changes his life forever in this adaptation of Darren Shan’s YA novels. Costarring Josh Hutcherson, Chris Massoglia and Ken Watanabe. Directed by Paul (American Pie) Weitz. (108 min, PG-13. Capitol, Majestic, Palace, Stowe)

cloUDY WitH A cHANcE oF

mEAtBAllSHHH1/2 The beloved children’s picture book about a land where it rains food gets the big-screen treatment with a little help from animators at Sony Pictures and a voice cast including Bill Hader, Andy Samberg and Tracy Morgan. Can you believe Lorne Michaels didn’t cook this up? Chris Miller and Phil Lord direct. (81 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Welden)

H = refund, please

HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot

HHH = has its moments; so-so

HHHH = smarter than the average bear

HHHHH = as good as it gets

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coUplES REtREAtHHH1/2 Peter Billingsley (you know him better as Ralphie in 1983’s A Christmas Story) makes his debut behind the camera with this comedy about four couples who decide to take a tropical vacation together, only to learn with horror that their island destination is actually a relationship therapy center. Vince Vaughn (on whose idea the film is based), Kristen Bell, Jason Bateman, Jon Favreau and Kristin Davis star. (107 min, R. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)

Astroboy

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showtimes

(*) = new this week in vermont. times subject to change without notice. for up-to-date times visit sevendaysvt.com/movies

BIG PIctURE tHEAtER

48 Carroll Rd. (off Rte. 100), Waitsfield, 496-8994, www. bigpicturetheater.info

wednesday 28 — thursday 29

cloudy With a chance of meatballs 5. capitalism: A Love Story 7. couples Retreat 6 (Wed only), 8.

friday 30 — thursday 5

cloudy With a chance of meatballs 3 (Sat & Sun), 5. capitalism: A Love Story 7. Zombieland 6 (except Tue). Law Abiding citizen 2 (Sat & Sun), 8.

BIJoU cINEPLEX 1-2-3-4

Rte. 100, Morrisville, 8883293, www.bijou4.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 7. Saw VI 6:50. Astro Boy 6:30. Where the Wild Things Are 6:40.

friday 30 — thursday 5

ESSEX cINEmA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rte. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543, www.essexcinemas.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 5

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. Astro Boy 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. cloudy With a chance of meatballs (3-D) 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. couples Retreat 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. Law Abiding citizen 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. Paranormal Activity 12:15, 2:10, 4:05, 6, 8, 10. Saw VI 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Where the Wild Things Are 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:20.

mAJEStIc

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190 Boxwood St. (beside Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners), Williston, 878-2010, www.majestic10.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 5

movies

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 1 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Sat & Sun). Astro Boy 1:10 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week). Where the Wild Things Are 1:20 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). cloudy With a chance of meatballs 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun). Saw VI 6:50 (all week), 9 (Fri & Sat). Zombieland 9 (Fri & Sat).

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SHoWPLAcE

93 State St., Montpelier, 2290343, www.fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 6:30, 9. cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 6:30. Where the Wild Things Are 6:30, 9. The Stepfather 6:30, 9. couples Retreat 6:30, 9. Zombieland 9.

friday 30 — thursday 5

*Amelia 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. *michael Jackson’s This Is It 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. Zombieland 9. Where the Wild Things Are 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9. couples Retreat 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9.

*michael Jackson’s This Is It (digital) 1, 4, 7, 9:35. Paranormal Activity 12:55, 3, 5, 7:15, 9:40. Astro Boy 1:05, 3:20, 6:25, 8:45. Saw VI 1:20, 3:50, 7:05, 9:40. cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:25. Law Abiding citizen 1:15, 4:10, 6:40, 9:20. Where the Wild Things Are 12:40, 2:55, 5:05, 7:25, 9:35. The Stepfather 9:10. couples Retreat 12:50, 3:30, 6:30, 9. The Invention of Lying 6:35. Zombieland 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 9:30. cloudy With a chance of meatballs (in 3-D) 12:45, 2:50.

mARQUIS tHEAtER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841.

wednesday 28 — thursday 5

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 1:15 & 3:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu). Where the Wild Things Are 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). cloudy With a chance of meatballs 2:15 & 4:15 (Sat & Sun). couples Retreat 6 & 8:30 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

mERRILL’S RoXY cINEmA

222 College St., Burlington, 8643456, www.merrilltheatres.net

wednesday 28 — thursday 29

*michael Jackson’s This Is It 1:25, 4, 7:10, 9:35. Amelia 1:05, 3:30, 7, 9:20. The September Issue 1:30, 3:40, 7:20, 9:30. Where the Wild Things Are 1:20, 3:35, 6:50, 9:10. couples Retreat 1:15, 3:45, 6:40, 9:15. capitalism: A Love Story 1, 6:30. Zombieland 4:30, 9:25.

friday 30 — thursday 5 ***opera Repertoire cinema: Don Giovanni 12:30 (Sun), 6 (Thu). *michael Jackson’s This Is It 1:25, 4, 7:10, 9:35. Amelia 1:05, 3:30, 7, 9:20. Where the Wild Things Are 1:20, 3:35, 6:50, 9:10. couples Retreat 1:15, 3:45, 6:40, 9:15. Paranormal Activity 1, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:30. capitalism: A Love Story 1:10 (except Sun), 6:30 (except Thu). Zombieland 4:30, 9:25.

***For special event descriptions, see Calendar, this issue.

PALAcE cINEmA 9

10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610, www.palace9.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 ***The metropolitan opera Presents tosca Encore 6:30 (Wed). ***Vermont International Film Festival: Afghan Star 9:15 (Wed). William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe 6:30 (Thu). For all other films and showtimes, see www.vtiff. org. *michael Jackson’s This Is It 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Astro Boy 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. Saw VI 1:40, 4:15, 7:10, 9:35. Where the Wild Things Are 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25. couples Retreat 1:10, 3:50, 6:45, 9:20. Law Abiding citizen 1:25, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30.

friday 30 — thursday 5 ***Vermont International Film Festival: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire 7 (Fri). The Young Victoria 6:15 (Sun). For all other films and showtimes, see www.vtiff. org, or “State of the Arts,” this issue, for Halloween program

***Hillsong United Live: We’re All in This together 7:30 (Wed). *michael Jackson’s This Is It 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. *The Burning Plain 1:30 (Sun), 3:30 & 6:30 (MonThu), 9:30 (Fri). *Yoo Hoo, mrs. Goldberg 1:30 (MonThu), 3:30 (Fri), 3:45 (MonThu), 6 (Sun), 6:45 & 8:45 (Mon-Thu). *The Way We Get By 1:25 (Mon-Thu), 2:10 (Sun), 8:50 (Mon-Thu). Paranormal Activity 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:30. Astro Boy 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:10 (Mon-Thu), 7:20 (Fri-Sun), 9:25. Saw VI 1:40 & 4:15 (Mon-Thu only), 7:10, 9:35. cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 1:05, 6:35 (except Wed). couples Retreat 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:20. Where the Wild Things Are 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25. Law Abiding citizen 3:40, 9:10 (except Wed).

***For special event descriptions, see Calendar, this issue.

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tWIN

cINEmA

241 North Main St., Barre, 4794921, www.fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Astro Boy 6:30, 8:30. Law Abiding citizen 6:30, 8:45.

friday 30 — thursday 5 Saw VI 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:45. Astro Boy 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:30.

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wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Bright Star 6:30, 8:45. friday 30 — thursday 5 *A Serious man 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:30.

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wednesday 28 — thursday 5 cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant 2:30 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Where the Wild Things Are 2:30 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). couples Retreat 2:30 (Sat), 4:30 (Sun), 7 (all week), 9:10 (Fri & Sat).

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wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Saw VI 7. Where the Wild Things Are 7. couples Retreat 7. friday 30 — thursday 5 *michael Jackson’s This Is It 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun). Where the Wild Things Are 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9 (Fri-Sun). couples Retreat 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week). Saw VI 9 (Fri-Sun). cloudy With a chance of meatballs 2 (Sat & Sun).

tHE iNVENtioN oF lYiNGHHHH Ricky Gervais, creator of “The Office” and “Extras,” cowrote, codirected and stars in this comedy about a world where no one knows how to lie ... until one man discovers falsehood and gives himself a serious advantage. With Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, Jonah Hill, Louis C.K., John Hodgman and Tina Fey. (100 min, PG-13. Majestic)

lAW ABiDiNG citiZENH1/2 F. Gary Gray (The Italian Job) directs this drama in which a resourceful prisoner pulls the strings controlling citywide criminal activity from within the confines of his cell. Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx and Viola Davis star. (108 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount)

pARANoRmAl ActiVitYHHH A San Diego couple investigates supernatural manifestations in their apartment in this low-tech, low-budget horror film that’s been doing big business thanks to viral marketing, Blair Witch-style. Oren Peli wrote and directed. Starring Micah Sloat and Katie Featherston. (99 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

SAW ViH1/2 Apparently a psycho police officer continues to perform cruel and unusual acts on hapless victims in the series’ latest blood-spattered installment. Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell and Tobin Bell star. Kevin Greutert directs. (93 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden) tHE SEptEmBER iSSUEHHH1/2 R.J. Cutler’s documentary delves into the hoity-toity world of fashion to explore the making of Vogue magazine’s September 2007 issue. Editor Anna Wintour and various couture luminaries appear. (90 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 10/29)

tHE StEpFAtHERHH This week’s horror remake updates the 1987 chiller about an apparently ordinary man of the house who turns out to be a homicidal maniac.

Dylan Walsh, Sela Ward and Penn Badgley star. Nelson (Prom Night — the remake) McCormick directs. (104 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

WHERE tHE WilD tHiNGS AREHHHH Spike Jonze directs this adaptation of the beloved Maurice Sendak classic about a little boy who comes to rule a kingdom of furry, unpredictable creatures. Cowritten by Jonze and Dave Eggers. Featuring Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini and Paul Dano. (94 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) ZomBiElANDHHH1/2 What is it about fighting zombies in an apocalyptic wasteland that speaks to our 21st-century condition? Woody Harrelson plays a seasoned destroyer of the walking dead who takes young Jesse Eisenberg under his wing in this horror comedy from director Ruben Fleischer. With Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin. (87 min, R. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Majestic, Roxy)

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icE AGE: DAWN oF tHE DiNoSAURSHH1/2 Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary and Queen Latifah head the voice cast in this second sequel to the 2002 computeranimated hit. In this installment, Manny and Ellie make plans for the birth of their first baby. Simon Pegg costars. Carlos Saldanha once again directs. (112 min, PG)

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NotHiNG liKE tHE HoliDAYSHH1/2

Debra Messing, Alfred Molina and John Leguizamo star in this comic saga of family dysfunction set against the backdrop of the festive season. Melonie Diaz costars. Alfredo De Villa directs. (99 min, PG-13)

oRpHANHH Vera Farmiga and Peter Sarsgaard are paired in this suspense-fest, in which a couple adopts a young girl who turns out to be less angelic than she seems. Costarring Isabelle Fuhrman. Directed by Jaume (House of Wax) Collet-Sera. (105 min, R)

WHAtEVER WoRKSHH Woody Allen’s comedy stars Larry David as a well-to-do New Yorker who decides to give the bohemian life a try. With Evan Rachel Wood, Ed Begley, and Patricia Clarkson. (92 min, PG-13)

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Curses, Foiled Again

When police went to a home in Regina, Saskatchewan, looking for David William McKay, 28, a man matching McKay’s description answered the door but said his name was “Matthew,” which, when asked, he misspelled. The Regina Leader-Post reported police also noticed he had the name “David McKay” tattooed on his back.

A police officer spotted a man at a convenience store in Lebanon, Pa., holding his cap and eyeing the sweatband with a puzzled look. The Lebanon Daily News said that as the man got closer, the officer noticed a small plastic bag stuck to the man’s forehead, pulled it off and asked the man, “Is this what you’re looking for?” Police who booked Cesar Lopez, 29, for possession said sweatbands are common hiding places for drugs.

Not Quite Right

Lynda K. Russell, the district attorney of Shelby County, Texas, plans to defend herself against accusations that she stole money from motorists by using the money she’s accused of stealing to pay for her legal defense. The ACLU of Texas is suing Russell on behalf of the 150 motorists whose property was illegally seized and turned over to a county forfeiture fund. Reason magazine said Russell used the fund for a Christmas party and tickets to a motorcycle rally, but the ACLU asked the state attorney general to prevent her from using the fund for her defense.

After a surveillance camera in St. Catharines, Ontario, caught James Cedar, 19, masturbating in his neighbors’ backyard while looking through the windows, the perp confessed. Later, Cedar’s lawyer sent the victim a letter threatening legal action for invading her client’s privacy because, Margaret Hoy wrote, “you have installed surveillance cameras which photograph and videotape into my client’s yard and windows.” Victim Patricia Marshall told the Toronto Sun her reaction was “total disbelief.” She explained she installed the infrared camera because she suspected someone was spying on her and her two teenage daughters.

In addition to the threat by Cedar’s lawyer, prosecutor Wally Essert withdrew the original criminal harassment charge against Cedar, informing Marshall that branding Cedar a sexual offender would lessen his chances of developing “normal relationships.”

Second-Amendment Follies

Timothy Allen Davis, 22, told sheriff’s investigators in Lee County, Fla., that he was

digging through a drawer looking for a shirt, but when he pulled it out, his .380 semiautomatic handgun flipped in the air, landed and discharged a round. The Fort Myers NewsPress reported the bullet hit Davis in the rear end.

When Guns Are Outlawed

Police in Broken Arrow, Okla., charged Decai Liu, 52, with beating his roommate on the head with a harmonica. The roommate explained he was in the bathroom getting ready for work when Liu burst in and started beating him with the musical instrument. “I don’t know what his problem was,” the roommate said.

The Dating Game

A 27-year-old woman told police she was on a first date

with Terrance McCoy, 24, at a restaurant in Ferndale, Mich., but when the check came, he said he forgot his wallet in her car and asked for the keys. According to the Associated Press dispatch, McCoy then drove off in her car.

Uniform Disaster

Women draftees in Sweden complained that the brassieres issued by the military are unacceptable because they keep catching on fire. And because the garments aren’t flame resistant, once lit, they can melt onto conscripts’ skin. “Our opinion is that the Swedish Armed Forces should have ordered good, flame-proof underwear,” Paulina Rehbinder of the Swedish Conscription Council said. The GöteborgsPosten newspaper reported the women also complained

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Bthat the standard-issue sports bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone during vigorous exercise, forcing them to remove all their gear to refasten the brassieres.

Mixed Messages

At least 22 states that ban texting while driving offer some type of service that allows motorists to send and receive information about traffic jams, road conditions or emergencies via Twitter. “If you’re sitting there and trying to update the world on the congestion you’re in, you could be part of a collision,” said Fairley Mahlum of the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety.

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Joshua Johnson, 26, injured himself while riding a

rob brezsny

ehind every face, there are a thousand faces,” says film director bryan singer, who worked on two of the x-Men movies. he deals with professional actors, who specialize in revealing the myriad faces beneath the surface. but i think his assessment applies to lots of people, especially you scorpios — although it must be said that you do have mad skills at hiding all the action going on beneath your surface. This halloween, i urge you to make a break with tradition and show five or six of the real yous lurking below your poker face. Costume suggestion: be inspired by Joseph Campbell’s “hero with a thousand faces.”

aRIES (March 21-april 19): you may be as flooded with briny emotion as a pisces on a meandering binge. you might be as embedded in a labyrinth of your own creation as the geminis who verge on being too clever for their own good. you may be as cagey a listener as a scorpio who’s searching for a hidden vulnerability in an ally. in other words, aries, you’re not exactly yourself. but it’s one of those rare times when that’s a good thing. halloween costume suggestion: the opposite of what you think you are.

taURUS (april 20-May 20): in my ideal version of halloween, we wouldn’t scare ourselves with images of ghoulish skeletons, eyeballs floating in cauldrons and hissing, three-headed snakes. rather, we’d confront more realistic fears, like the possibility that the effects we have on the world are different from our intentions; or that we have not yet reached our potential; or that people we like might completely misread and misunderstand us. Then halloween would serve a more spiritually useful purpose. it would bring us face-to-face with actual dangers to our psychic integrity, whereupon we could summon our brilliant courage and exorcize the hell out of them. Costume suggestion: exorcist. (begin by exorcising yourself.)

gEmINI (May 21-June 20): during this phase of your cycle, you’ll generate good fortune if you brainstorm and meditate about your relationship with work. i urge you to empty your mind of everything you think you know about the subject. adopt a fresh and innocent perspective. here are some questions to prime your investigations. 1. what’s the quality of the experience you want to have as you earn a living? 2. what gifts do you want to give to life as you toil

at challenging tasks that are interesting to you? 3. what capacities do you want to develop in yourself while doing your work? (p s. For your halloween costume, why not pretend you’re doing your dream job?)

caNcER (June 21-July 22): israeli poet yehuda amichai (1924-2000) witnessed the full range of experiences that life on this planet has to offer, from war to love and everything in between. during an interview he gave in Jerusalem in 1994, he said, “i can stand on my balcony and tell my children, over there i was shelled for the first time, and over there, to the right, just beneath those trees, i was kissed for the first time.’” i suspect his words will soon be meaningful for you, Cancerian. it’s likely you’ll have a breakthrough or epiphany near a place where you once suffered disappointment. halloween costume suggestion: the phoenix.

lEo (July 23-aug. 22): author gary smalley says that the sexual nature of men is like a microwave oven, while women resemble a crockpot, the device that cooks food at low heat for a long time. right about now, i’d advise you leo men to be like crockpots not only in the bedroom but everywhere else, too. to spot the subtle opportunities that will be available, you’ll have to be gradual, deliberate and thorough. leisurely foreplay should be your all-purpose metaphor. as for you leo women: i’m betting there are ways that you have fallen under the sway of the microwave meme. if i’m right, it’s time to fully re-embrace the spirit of the crockpot. halloween costume clues: the tortoise, not the hare; a 400-page novel, not twitter; the pyramid of khufu, not a sandcastle. vIRgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): “The more

snowmobile in Waterloo, N.Y., when it flipped and threw him off, then struck him in the head and chest. Deputies noted Johnson was test-riding the vehicle but wasn’t wearing a helmet, plus there was no snow on the ground.

FWIW

The Wisconsin Tourism Federation, a 30-year-old tourism lobbying coalition, changed its name to the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin after officials realized its initials — WTF — formed a crude acronym popular in text messages. The group made the switch after websites and blogs poked fun at it. “We didn’t want it to detract from our mission,” TFW official Julia Hertel told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Slightest Provocation

beautiful the bird, the poorer the singer,” wrote l. M. boyd. “peacocks scream, macaws screech. birds of paradise croak.” among the most interesting singers, on the other hand, are birds that are far less spectacular in appearance: the black-capped chickadee, the willow thrush and the white-throated sparrow. keep that in mind as you navigate your way through the coming week’s dilemmas. My personal inclination is to favor inspiring singing over comely appearance, but you may have a different bias. The important thing is to recognize the nature of the options before you. halloween costume suggestion: incorporate the themes of plain beauty, secret genius, disguised power and open secrets.

lIbRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): at a family planning conference in beijing, a researcher from ghana presented testimony about tribal issues that he had in part gleaned through interviews with dead ancestors. he said that spirit mediums had acted as his “translators.” when he was met with skepticism from colleagues, he was defensive. “if i only heard from the living,” he explained, “i wouldn’t get a very good balance.” his perspective would be smart for you to adopt right now, libra. to make the wisest decisions and take the most righteous action, draw inspiration from what has passed away as much as from what’s alive and in your face. halloween costume suggestion: a spirit medium.

ScoRPIo (oct. 23-nov. 21): “behind every face, there are a thousand faces,” says film director bryan singer, who worked on two of the x-Men movies. he deals with professional actors, who specialize in revealing the myriad faces beneath the surface. but i think his assessment applies to lots of people, especially you scorpios — although it must be said that you do have mad skills at hiding all the action going on beneath your surface. This halloween, i urge you to make a break with tradition and show five or six of the real yous lurking below your poker face. Costume suggestion: be inspired by Joseph Campbell’s “hero with a thousand faces.”

SagIttaRIUS (nov. 22-dec. 21): The Da Vinci Code author dan brown has a unique way of stimulating his imagination: he dons his gravity boots and meditates on complex storylines while he’s inverted. it’s also a good way to overcome writer’s block. “you think differently upside-down,” he

A Washington, D.C., jury needed less than 10 minutes to convict Lankward Harrington, 25, of shooting a landscaper who was using a lawn trimmer and got some grass on Harrington’s clothes and hair. Harrington stopped, reached into his backpack for a .357 magnum and shot Jose Villatoro four times in the face and body before walking away. “I made sure he saw me and looked me in the eye,” Harrington testified. “I take pride in my appearance. I did not appreciate that.

“He did nothing to you, did he?” Assistant U.S. Attorney Steve Snyder asked.

“He got grass on me,” Harrington said. “That was something.”

says. do you have an equivalent method for providing gentle shock therapy to your perspective, sagittarius? This is a good time to use it. if you don’t already have a creative aid like that, hunt around for one. in the days ahead, it will come in handy.

caPRIcoRN (dec. 22-Jan. 19): when sheelah ryan won $55 million in the Florida lottery, she used the money to create an organization dedicated to helping the disadvantaged. “i guess i’ve disappointed a lot of people,” she told a reporter. “i could be traveling all over the world, or have a beautiful mansion on the ocean, or have a chauffeur-driven rolls-royce. but that’s not my style.” she’s your role model for the coming weeks, Capricorn. when good fortune comes to you — and i’m almost positive it will — i recommend that you look for ways to share it. The ironic fact of the matter is that if you’re generous as you tap in to your gift, there’ll be more of the gift.

aQUaRIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): when i did a performance in santa Fe a few years ago, a woman in the audience came up to me after the show and made a sardonic proposal: would i like to join her 12-step program for writers who are overly fond of vivid adjectives and adverbs? with all the uppity mock politeness i could summon, i told her that i was preposterously happy with my scintillating addiction to brazen language, and didn’t regard it as a raggedy problem that needed invasive correcting. now i’m advising you to be like me and follow your heart when it tells you to be bigger, bolder, and brasher than ever before. right now, shiny intensity is your sacred duty! halloween costume suggestion: the sun.

PIScES (Feb. 19-March 20): i hope you won’t merely wander around the frontier. i hope you’ll undertake a meticulous yet expansive exploration of that virgin territory. here are some tips on how to proceed: 1. Formulate specific questions about what you’re looking for. 2. develop a hypothesis for the experiments you want to carry out. 3. ignore what doesn’t interest you and pounce only on what stirs your fascination. halloween costume suggestion: an alien anthropologist visiting earth from another planet; a time-traveler from the future who’s doing a documentary on this historical moment; a religious pilgrim who’s keeping a detailed journal.

Women seeking Men

Of fOOd & LOve

Life is too short for timidity. I love to cook & eat, laugh & dance, hike & ski, write, paint & read. I like shuffling my feet through piles of leaves, riding my bicycle fast through dark side streets & drinking whisky that tastes like antique saddles. I’m looking for someone to finger my luscious curls & explore life’s adventures. soupgirl 24 l #113227

OutgOing, friendLy ChiCa

Hmmm ... what to say :) I’m a local girl who likes to be downtown hanging out w/ my friends, but I’m just as happy hanging out at home w/ a movie. I LOVE Vermont & being outside, especially when the weather’s sunny & warm. astrix15, 25, l #115684

sweating, swimming & smiLes

It’s getting chilly & I am superexcited to go for brisk hikes, picnic at mountaintops and curl up under blankets to knit & drink hot cider. I am always open to new adventures, whatever they may be. I love to make music & break out into song periodically. I hope you have a lovely rest of your day. intentslikecircusfires 19 l #115659

new tO tOwn

I’m looking for a good, honest, generousspirited man to share life’s journey, or maybe just hike up a few mountains w/ me. greenmtngilly 32 l #115651

see what Can happen

Feeling blue. Looking for you. Do you feel that way, too? Time is wasting away. Personal ads is the way? That is what some people say. So ... giving it a shot. Why not? testingaBC 35 l #107125

CuriOus, Creative, newBie

I fashion myself as something of an itinerant foodie, passionate about cultures, the arts, language, cooking, hospitality, social activism & stargazing. I value authenticity in myself & others. I’m new to VT & would welcome shared exploration of life, ideas, place(s), common interests. Let’s see where the journey leads. laflaneuse 25 #115635

LOOking fOr Better days ahead

I am looking for positive changes in my life. Good conversation, whether I share your viewpoint or not, driving to Boston, hiking, plays, TV, good food. Finding a person who thinks the world is a good place that can be made better by being part of it is how I like to be, and looking for someone who feels the same way. lifetofullest, 54, l #115461

interested in fatherhOOd?

I guess I’ll just cut to the chase ... I’m pushing 40 & if Mr. Right came along I had my head in a textbook, a job, or some other less flattering place. Now I look longingly into the beautiful faces of children and wish. I’m sure some men have the same longing. Do you know what I mean? plwestbrooke 38 l #115615

dOwn tO earth, fun, aCtive

I love hanging out w/ good friends & just having a great time. I enjoy running, being outside & trying new things. I’m looking to go on a few dates & see where things go. I’d like to find someone who likes to have a good time, is willing to try new things & is easygoing. runnergirl262 21, l, #115614

seeking partner fOr riCh enCOunters

Seeking special man to share the journey & make it even richer. I am attracted to a man who is intelligent, kind, fun, conversational, an independent thinker, honest, fit enough, awake & grounded. I am adventurous, curious, curvy, content, warm, awake,

and enjoy contributing back, good humor, water sports, camping, art, nature & travel. If it sounds right, let’s find out. lakehouselady 55 l #115600

rOse

For me God is first. I submit to a man to submit to God. This man has to be a man of God & trying to fulfill a vision. Need to have a plan & be excellent communicator in a good way, so I will be his helpmate. Not a religious person, a relationship person. victoria, 49, #115604

Women seeking Women

sardOniC innOCenCe awaiting wiLLing vesseL

I am an intellectually stimulated woman, music loving (except country & pop) & a novice writer. Discovering metaphor at the age of 9, I was delighted that someday I would write of it. I am sensuous, but the world leaves me wondering if I should write that erotic lesbian novel, or a self-help manual for the criminally insane. I am delightful. sparrow, 54 l, #104495

shy ButCh/femme

Shy when I first meet people, then look out. I wear my short hair, wear size 12 boys pants & a size 3 shoe. I can be a little spitfire! And age is nothing but a number. I do not act my age. Getting out of a longterm relationship & am just looking for people to hang with. rainbowsandbreast 45 #115616

fun, sweet, gOOd heart

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eat, drink, have fun

I’m really skeptical about personal ads, but let’s try to see where it leads. As far as looks I’m definitely not a model but also wasn’t dropped at birth; pretty average w/ great blue eyes. If there are any passions in my life it would have to be food; both making it & eating it. foodie79, 30, #115694

ride w/ me this winter

Ripping athlete ready to meet a fine F shred friend to kill the mountain all day & jump into my hot tub naked. Eat a good healthy meal, watch a foreign film & make some loving w/ candlelight. I’m way too complex to say it all here, but I am a liberal - the kind Ann Coulter hates. snowshredder 47 l #115683

happy alone but totally like doing things w/a good friend or w/groups of vibrant people. I want to know what you think & why, compare notes, and learn & pass on the collective knowledge. Life is for living. Let’s get down. Yours til ragnarok. tloog, 61, #115647

sweet LiL’ irish BOy

Hi, I’m a fun-loving, hardworking, happy-go-lucky kinda guy. I love to go out & have a great night out, but I’m just as happy chillin’ at home w/ a movie. I would like to meet a girl for fun times & more. Send me a message & I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. yourman 29 l #115645

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nOCturnaL daydreaming spazz

How to describe myself in 60 words, hmmm. There is no definite way to describe me, anyone for that matter, because we are so much more than just some words on paper. I would like to say that I am a little bit of everything, the right pinch of what we all look for in someone. iamThewalrus, 19, l #115447

COmpassiOnate hOnesty LOyaLty

I’m a warm, caring, straight-forward woman who enjoys life. Family, friends & pets are very dear to me. I’m happiest when I’m in love & sharing my life w/ the right woman. I love to love & be loved. Happily, the older I get the more important laughter & joy are in my life. I’d like to share life’s joys w/ someone. willoughby 50 l #115402

Part zip-around energetic, part cuddly contemplative. Looking for someone who is happy & reasonably selfassured (w/ smarts & a sense of wonder, too) for goofy or sporty adventures, music making, marshmallow roasting & thoughtful conversation. merganser, 38, l, #115608

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spOrts, writing, sex

I’m looking for an honest, attractive chick to hang out with. Maybe dinner, drinks & back to your place? Send me a message if you’re interested. Lve2write 22, l #115678

OLd But gOOd!

I am a cool guy who is very open minded and seeks same in a F companion. pasta, 56, l, #112659

artistiC, pOLitiCaLLy pissed, musiCaLLy inCLined

Hey. I’m 34 & I live in Plattsburgh, NY, although I desperately want to get over to Vermont where my heart lies. I love music, art & any quality culture. I am looking for a long-lasting, quality relationship w/ someone who shares my interests & passions, at least to some degree. Laterevolution, 34 l, #115669

One fLew...tO where i searCh

Hey, look, how can you compose yourself into a few words? We’ve all been there. I am a nice guy, gentle but rugged, omnipotent (as my last GF said). Sexual, passionate, love the woods as much as I love NYC, skiing, walking, kayaking, no BS here. Basically, I am looking for a quasi-wacko, intellectual, sexual, fun loving. icantcook 49 #115667

fun, hOnest & reaL

I consider myself a person who likes to enjoy life. I think I am a great team player & do what I have to for the good of the “team”. I know what I want in life & in a special someone. I am looking for someone who knows what she wants, can play as a team. Attraction is a must. Canubethe1, 32 l, #115663

newLy minted druid

I really like to laugh. Very eclectic taste in music, art, humor. I practice qigong regularly and walk regularly. I’m really

term relationship. I am seeking a monogamous relationship based on trust, love & truth. I hope to get someone who is mature minded & experienced who can teach me more about the gay world. tric 26 l #115501

sexy adventurOus rOmantiC Tall, dark & handsome. 6’1, 165, toned swimmer’s body. Mexican American. LOVES: travel, gardening, swimming, cooking, movies, literature, adventures, random acts of kindness, hiking, roller blading, more. Nice, active, good guy w/ a large world view, eclectic tastes & big heart. My E.Q. is bigger than my I.Q., but I can hold my own. adventurous 43 l #115338

Charming, eduCated, sexy

Hopeless romantic searching for the one who will sweep me off my feet. 38, single and looking to experience all that life has to offer with that special someone. Enjoy spending time w/ friends, travel, dance, cook & being outdoors. maverickvt, 38, l #114741

hey aLL

Hi, guys. Looking for NSA winter buddies to play with; friends cool, too. I’m 38, 5’10, 170, dark hair & eyes, not bad looking with nice package. Looking for guys 18-48 who are height/weight prop. 6”+. Discretion assured - hope to hear from ya! Buster 38 u, #111080

Women seeking?

Ready To Mingle

20 y.o. student looking for a good time! Plus sized, but I know how to use my best Ass-sets. Looking for discreet fun, nothing serious, nothing too kinky, but willing to try anything once. a little_Fun, 20, #115643

expeRienced, conFidenT, woMan. Dominant MF looking for open-minded, attractive BIM to help keep me hot during the cold winter months. I seek discreet, playful nights at home in the hot tub or in front of the fire. cougar_on_the_prowl, 40, l, #115574

looking FoR a playMaTe

In a nutshell: I’m bi, currently in a polyamorous relationship & looking to find a playmate for sexy slumber parties. bcakes, 28 l, #115544

dancing loveR

Hi there. I’m looking for a casual relationship w/ another woman. I’m bisexual & do have a boyfriend. He has nothing to do with this. I’ve been w/ a couple of women but am pretty unexperienced. I’m hoping for someone who can show me the ropes; is dominant, likes to make the first move & is a bit rough. adorned_woman 21, l, #115531

Looking to experience new things, and will try almost anything once. I love my body & love being naked w/ others. You think you got what I need and are up for an amazing time? lanalust19 20, l, #115324

TiRed oF whipping iT alone

Yes, I’m sexually frustrated & in need of a little fun, intimacy & good sex! Would prefer a woman who’s into friendship & a bit more... vT72, 35, #115162

sex goddess

Dark-haired, dark-eyed, curvy goddess seeks lovers: tall, large, sane, handsome, fun men, 30-45 preferred. In LTR, but he is willing to share. Like to please, love to be worshipped. sexgoddess, 38, l, #114852

dying FoR a gReaT giRl

So new to being BI, but honest & excited. Would love & appreciate intelligent, open, self-aware, confident girl. I’m shy initially, but likely a few great local beers would help. finallyfindingout 27 l #114679

Bi-cuRious I am an adult woman looking for a first-time feminine excursion.

Nothing serious, just sexual & experimental. Discretion a must. Shhh... Moonwoman 52 #114351

hoRny lady seeking sexual advenTuRes

40 y.o. F in a completely nonsexual marriage. I have not felt sexually satisfied in many years & have not been able to unleash my passion unto a deserving partner. I am ready to meet someone for a discreet NSA relationship. I am D/D free, looking for same. Age & looks not too important, just a simple desire to please & be pleased. Your place only. sex_starved 40 #114629

BBw Blonde needs playMaTe/s I’m looking for another woman to playful,fun encounters with and is willing to have sex with me and my man when he is in town. I’m a blonde,green eyed, BBW, I am triple D girl. Some of the things I enjoy to be done to me are biting,licking,sucking,blindf olding,tying up; I will provide pics of me if asked. 2for1 36 u, #114458

looking FoR pleasuRaBle Fun I am bi-curious. Looking to meet up w/ a SM, other women, and find another couple for my friend & I to play with. Would also like to be watched. wildorchid 41 l #114276

RxQueensknFepRTy

I’m a woman who knows what she likes. I love toys & men who wear lots of black; tattoos, long hair or bald send me over the top! I have some crazy fantasies, but you’ll have to ask me to find out. I’m not into men over 35ish so need not apply. Megami, 27 l, #111014

lovely lady seeks F suBMissive I’ve been w/ girls before, but want a D/s power exchange face-to-face, letting my hand slide over supple curves. We’d start out online at first, then go from there. Prefer a girl who is height/weight proportionate, into writing, music, dancing, etc. No masochists, just someone w/ a heart for service & submission looking to explore this lifestyle more in-depth. ladyv, 26, l, #114048

romantic friendship w/ some kink. Not looking to leave my situation or to disturb yours, but I wouldn’t mind starting a few grass fires here & there. mysirlancelot, 28, #115619

seeking playMaTes, loveRs & FRiends

I’m an attractive, fit SWM, 5’7, 154 wellbuilt lbs. who looks & acts (especially in bed) quite a bit younger than I really am. I’m D/D-free(been tested & have proof); you be, too. I’m EXTREMELY kinky & into anything but pain. I’m seeking women or couples. Your age & looks are not quite as important as your sincerity & enthusiasm. harleybob2001 39, l, #109903

iso FeMale Belly danceR

1001 romantic nights, SWPM seeks scintillating belly dancer to produce magical mutual fantasies. What secret delights await the Sultan’s favorite? Her Zills work would put sirenic legerdemain into our LTR. knightTemplar 53 u, #107078

sexy, sensual & Fun couple

Good looking, fit & very sensual couple looking for like-minded F for 3-way. He has done this before, she has not but is eager to explore the possibilities. Both love the thrill of sensual & erotic sex, and looking to share that w/ F. wldcherryblssm68, 45, #115519

sexy, sensual couple

Seeking like-minded F to share fun, sexual experiences. He has done this before, she has not but is excited to explore the possibilities. We are fit, professional & very discreet. Come explore w/ us... chrryblssm64, 45 #115510

sexy, young & chill Hi! I’m 24 and in a loving relationship w/ an awesome guy who is hot & sexy & all I could ever want in a man. But I love beautiful women, too! I am looking for a fun & sexy girl w/ a relaxed attitude for in & out of the bedroom fun w/ both of us. polyplay, 24, l, #115460

Kink of the week:

halloween suB Mission 2009

F submissive needed for Burlington Halloween celebration, perhaps beyond. Escort your creative & attractive dom on a holiday blast through the city. Thrills & chills guaranteed! Apply in person. Immediate training, evenings through 10/30. Permanent position available. 115681, 36, l, #115681

FRoM his online pRoFile: Great sex calls for lots of... verbosity and accessories.

siZe & sTaMina

Just trying this out to see what happens. I was in one of those longterm relationships where you both get to know exactly what the other person likes, but now I’m at a loss. I’m professional, clean & attractive. Looking for a girl who isn’t afraid to deviate from the norm & take the road less traveled. Macguyver, 32 u, l, #115599

Tongue kisseR, RoManTic, hugging Married, no sex life, not even kissing. I am in need of affection, love makingout session. Professional man is easygoing, and would like to play w/ a woman who has a need also of affection. Looking for clean, safe fun, shower together. s62g 61 l #115581

leT’s enjoy each oTheR

TiMe FoR a change

30 y.o. bisexual woman who seeks to meet someone to have a friendship w/ and then more. I am 5’7, attractive, size 16, professional & clean. I’m girly but masculine at the same time. I’m extremely honest & have a strong personality, but easy to get along with. I hope you are drama free, clean, stable, professional. lorcanRose 29 #115385

Fun loving wiFe seeks advenTuRes

I am a curvy woman looking for a fun time w/ another woman. SERIOUS people only. Friends first ... let’s go w/ the flow, please. I’m real - are you? wants2Try 24 l #115341

young, BeauTiFul & love sex

I am very cute w/ all the right parts. Enjoy life & meeting sexy people who know how to show me a great time.

Men seeking?

BoRed in Bed

Seeking discreet encounters for adventure. I’m a dedicated husband who needs more. Very adventurous and interested in new experiences. Your place or middle ground. Boredathome, 39, #109471

loving soFT Touching caRing I’m not looking to settle down. I just want to feel the warm pulsing body of a caring person looking to connect to intertwine w/ hot, fast breathing, touching, feeling. deeZie 44 l, #115679

RespecTFully advenTuRous

White picket fence PMM who would like some adventure. Hoping to find an ongoing friendship w/ the right woman that could develop into a long-term

Hi there, I am a SM looking for a woman who is single or married for good times. I am very fit, cute, D/D free & professional. I am very respectful & discreet. Let’s get together for some uninhibited fun... goslow 41 u, #115579

unused husBand

Looking for NSA fun. Need what I’m not getting at home. Can you help? Decent looking, in shape, high sex drive. coldinvt 43 #115578

Other seeking?

hoT couple looking FoR woMan

We are a young engaged couple (he is 26 & I am 23), and we are looking for a young woman b/t 22-30 for some fun. Also, we expect you to be disease free. Your pictures will get our pictures. We are looking to have someone join us as soon as possible. hotcouplewants3soMe, 23, #115680

Two To TiTillaTe & Tease

We are an attractive couple; him - older, she - younger. Looking for light fun w/ like-minded individuals or couples. Variety is the spice. dynamicduo, 39, l, #115379

wild Rides & good TiMes

We’re a comfortable couple looking for a M or F third, or another couple to explore new possiblities & just have a relaxed good time. We’re both new at this but very open minded. Can’t wait to hear from you! wildRidz 19 #115323

couple seeks Bi FeMale

We’re a committed couple, F half joyously bi. Based in Plattsburgh, but weekend travel throughout VT is no problem. Also love to host. Seeking good-natured BIF for occasional frolics, LTR possible. Personality trumps physical appearance. We’re early 50s, professional & educated, but neither athletes nor supermodels. We’re good company, in or out of the bedroom. Discretion assured & expected. justusjk 49 #115302

Bi-chick needs a ReFResheR couRse Happily married couple searching for another normal couple for sensual fun. She is bi & wants to show him that side of her. She has been out of the lifestyle for many years, but is anxious to jump back in! He has never been in & wants to experiment. Are you the ones to make it happen? ms_babe_girl, 44, l, #115168

Are you in line?

Spied lovely brunette waiting to get a drink at the bar. You asked if I was in line & I said, “No, go right ahead.” We locked eyes as you walked away. Shall we meet again this Thursday, same time, same place? When: Thursday, october 22, 2009. Where: McKee’s Pub, Winooski. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906542

SAturdAy At City MArKet

I noticed you when you had stopped to talk to a friend & I serendipitously leapfrogged around you in the bulk section ... happily distracted to see you again. I hope your rainy day ended well & that chance draws our paths crossways again. When: Saturday, october 24, 2009. Where: City Market, 5:30 p.m. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906541

Cutie yelloW CAb driver

Blonde who gave you a $20 few weekends ago. Sorry, was very drunk but you were very nice. You had a southern accent & black hat. I’ve seen you w/ spiky brown hair before. My number was on that $20 ... where are you? Haven’t seen you. You are too hot to be a weekend cab driver. Hope to see you soon! When: Saturday, october 10, 2009. Where: yellow cab downtown. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906540

reMeMber My nAMe yet

I haven’t seen you for a while. I told you-know-who to go on a vacation so I can get my sexy UPS man back. I’ve only seen you in your brown uniform. Once you remember my name you will know where to find me on Shelburne Rd. When: Saturday, August 1, 2009. Where: Shelburne rd. clothing store. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906539

Shelburne rd. buS uvM girl

Waiting about 10 minutes for the UMall bus, I mentioned how it was cold & needing a car. You agreed. Being environmentally friendly, I think we should carpool together ... or maybe catch a movie sometime. You: blond hair w/ a red bag. Me: green raincoat w/ brown hair. You got off at UVM. I hope to see you again. :) When: Friday, october 23, 2009. Where: waiting for the bus. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906535

beAutiFul brunette At lAngdon St Friday, 10/23, early afternoon. You were finishing up your lunch at the bar in Langdon St. Café. I (tall, glasses) sat at the end one seat away. We exchanged “hi” and “bye”, but I could not find a graceful way to engage you beyond that. Single? If so, I’m intrigued. A drink? A walk? Do respond! When: Friday, october 23, 2009. Where: langdon St Cafe, Montpelier. you: Woman. Me: Man. u #906534

big-hAired hunK

I see you walking ‘round town, head in your newspaper, drinking your quart of chocolate milk & gnawing on a hunk of bread. Whatever you’re doing is working for you - and your huge bun of gorgeous golden dreads. Thanks for giving me something to smile like a fool about! When: Saturday, october 10, 2009.

Church, battery & City Market.

lAdy in red SWeAter

Vibrant, beautiful, tall, sparkling blonde in upscale sandwich joint last Wednesday, wearing the red sweater w/ the infectious laugh & gorgeous smile ... Let’s get together & start a bunny farm! My life would only then be complete! When: Wednesday, october 21, 2009. Where: harrington’s. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906531

StunnA At PerryWinKle’S

Straight Stunna at Perry’s ... white knit dress. You know who you are. I could tell by the ring on your finger that the position of “Luckiest Man Alive” was already taken. Just wanted to say, baby girl, you got it. When: Monday, october 5, 2009. Where: Perrywinkle’s. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906530

hiS loSS, My gAin?

You: green hoodie, sneakers & Carhartts, waiting for date to arrive. Me: blue-green paisley shirt, silver “frameless” glasses. You said you were stood up. I hope I don’t come across as an opportunist, but I’d gladly buy you dinner - any time. When: Wednesday, october 21, 2009. Where: leunig’s bistro. you: Man. Me: Man. u #906529

White Knight dreSSed in blue...

You came to my call of distress. Me: fat lip, colorful arm, sweet dog. Let’s meet ... me, not so banged up; you, in plain clothes. Dog walk? Coffee? A beer (but not eleven)? When: Monday, october 19, 2009. Where: my apartment. you: Man. Me: Woman. u #906527

no WoMAn, no Cry

Every time, this time of year, I think about you & our “discreet” time together. Walks, talks in the fall air. It ended quickly, but time spent was sweet yet “complicated.” Contact me - same place, email. Not to reconnect but to see “every little thing is going to be alright.” When: Friday, october 1, 2004. Where: leddy, north beach, etc. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906526

gorgeouS WoMAn At bArneS & noble

You were wearing a white cardigan sweater & had short, curly brown hair, w/ beautiful eyes & an enlightening smile. I was in the checkout line, hopeful to have you as a cashier. Unfortunately the older lady ahead of me had the satisfaction of making your acquaintance. I was hoping that I could buy you a cup of coffee sometime? When: Saturday, october 17, 2009. Where: barnes & noble. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906525

bobCAt 10/16/09

Cute blonde w/ mini-braids. We exchanged smiles but not numbers. Let’s fix that! Meet for drinks sometime? When: Friday, october 16, 2009. Where: bobcat Cafe bristol. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906524

MAn W/ A CrooKed SMile

Hot nights & blooming friendship … I deserved more than silence in

the end. When: Monday, october 12, 2009. Where: Charlotte. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906523

dAnCing At JuliAn MArley ShoW You were dancing in front of me at the Julian Marley show & kept making eye contact. You intentionally ran into me when you went by & touched my stomach. You came back but disappeared before I could get over to you. You move gracefully & w/ energyjust as I should have instead of letting you get away! When: Sunday, october 18, 2009. Where: the Julian Marley show. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906522

blAKe FroM the red CroSS

You screened me before I gave blood at the Red Cross. I was the tall, smiling 20 y.o. w/ curly reddish hair. My heart rate was a little high (surprise, surprise) & I have a goofy middle name. Remember? When: Wednesday, June 3, 2009. Where: burlington red Cross. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906521

Sledding in A treehouSe

Mount Aire Lodge, summer 1988. I have no idea what I was doing there. If this sounds like you, we should meet. When: Monday, october 19, 2009. Where: Scarsdale. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906520

JAMeS hArvey ConCert

You sat 2 rows ahead of me: red velvet hat, brown hair, pretty scarf, great taste in music. You gave me that beautiful smile (twice...) after the concert. Can we talk? Coffee or whatever on me (w/ the brown jacket & gray hair). When: Friday, october 16, 2009. Where: St. Paul’s Cathedral. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906519

StArbuCKS At MAPletree PlACe

I see you getting coffee every weekend at Starbucks. I would like to talk to you, but the timing is never right. You drive a Hummer and drink iced coffee. Care to grab dinner? When: Saturday, october 17, 2009. Where: Starbucks in Williston. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906518

John At CheCKout: City MArKet

So, here goes... You: math grad student w/ beer in hand at City Market. Me: girl, dark hair, green jacket, w/ beer, too. Such a silly conversation - I ended up thinking about it later & was wondering if you wanted to grab a beer at duff this week? You mentioned “I Spy” so I figured I would give it a try. :) When: Friday, october 16, 2009. Where: City Market checkout. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906517

Friend by rAilroAd trACKS

Bad Bird, it’s nice to talk without friction. Sorry life’s not giving you what you deserve. I wish I could help, but it doesn’t ever come to good terms w/ us. But I’ll be here if you just want to have fun. Yours truly. When: Friday, october 16, 2009. Where: by the tracks. you: Man. Me: Woman. u #906516

he’S got legS!

Sat., 10/17, 10:30 or so, Montpelier. Traded stares on Elm St. as I drove by, then saw you in Capitol Grounds. Me: salt-and-pepper goatee, green jacket. You have incredible legs. And great looks to go w/ them. Wanna meet for a coffee? When: Saturday, october 17, 2009. Where: Capitol grounds. you: Man. Me: Man. #906515

long hAir & hAndSoMe

The first time we met you told me I had a great smile ... I thought you did, too. Wish I could see it more. Want to cuddle? Nothing sounds better

than that to me. When: Saturday, october 17, 2009. Where: my dreams. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906514

blonde At rAdio beAn MondAy

You were sitting at the bar next to one friend, w/ another against the wall across from you 2. All 3 of you left around 11. The first time we caught eyes when I came up to order my coffee I was mesmerized. I’d love to see that smile again. I was in the corner booth w/ friends. When: Monday, october 12,

2009. Where: radio bean, burlington. you: Woman. Me: Man. #906513

toASt in My KitChen CAbinet Hi, buttery thing. Forgive me for being such a flustery mess these days - I mean well. It’s just the weather - you know me better. Let’s keep rolling down this sweet ol’ road & enjoy it while it lasts. When: Sunday, June 3, 2007. Where: bone Marrow. you: Man. Me: Woman. #906512

Dear Mistress,

My boyfriend really wants to videotape us having sex, and I’m warming up to the idea, but I’m still nervous. I’m not worried about the video falling into the wrong hands, as we would record it onto my camera, and I would have total control. I’m more worried about what will happen if I’m horrified at the sight of myself having sex. I think we can all agree that things wiggle and jiggle during the act. What if I’m so turned off by myself that I never want to have sex again? (OK, that’s a little dramatic, but you know what I’m saying.) Couldn’t he have thought of this idea during the summer, when I at least had a tan?

Mistress, you must have some tips on how a girl can look her best on camera. Help!

Thanks,

Camera Shy

Dear Camera Shy,

Kudos to you for being willing to step outside your comfort zone and try something new. Seeing yourself in all of your boot-knockin’ glory can be a daunting thought, but you have to think of yourself as a leading lady — you’re hot, no matter what wiggles and jiggles.

Your on-screen debut doesn’t have to be under fluorescent lights through a wide-angle lens. Dim the lighting and consider some creative camera positions. Instead of a full-body shot, set up the camera to capture your face and chest while your guy takes you from behind. If you’re still feeling shy, add a sassy piece of lingerie to flatter your shape and make you feel more confident.

To get more ideas, check out some amateur porn online — couples all over the world are revolutionizing porn in their own bedrooms, and you can benefit from their expertise. If you can relax and have fun with this project, you’ll give new meaning to the command “Action!”

Where:

you: Man. Me: Woman. #906533