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f ill This is a lO'week series on 120 top resources in greater Burlington from the fields of medicine, law, finance & business , • US IMMIGRATION & NATIONALITY LAW Attorney Edward J. Carroll at CARROLL & SCRIBNER explains that the complexity & frequent changes in immi gration and naturalization laws and regulations have serious impact in the workplace and on families. Businesses and individual clients need confidence that they are retaining highly experienced legal counsel to help with these complex issues. ' ■V r • ’ * ■ . Mr. Carroll, who has practiced immigration and naturalization law for 22 years, is an active member of the American Immigration Lawyers Association. He serves on AILA's Border Security Issues Committee, the Investor's Committee and is liaison for the N e w England AILA Chapter to the Department of Labor and all the new branches of the Department of Homeland Security in Vermont. He lectures frequently on immigration law, most recently to members of AILA regarding border security issues. Mr. Carroll is w idely published on immigration topics in the US and Canada-and is a former instructor of immigration law for US Immigration examiners. Mr. Carroll assists employers and employees who may be, for instance, executives and managers, professionals or skilled and unskilled workers, Investors, traders or individuals entering the US under NAFTA programs. He assists businesses and individuals to obtain temporary work authorization, labor certifications and permanent residence through employment or family-based petitions. His advice for individuals includes, for example, fiancee, spouse & other relative petitions, changes & extensions of non-immigrant status, consular processing, changes to and from student status, extensions of visitor visa status and naturalization.

Carroll & Scribner 84 Pine Street, Suite 300 • Burlington, VT 05401 • (802)862-2855 • www.cslaw.us

• REAL ESTATE CLOSING SERVICES COOMBS, DAVIS & HILL, LLP knows that all real estate clients share a common goal; to close the deal. W ith 7 0 years of combined experience in dealing with high-end properties and high net-worth individuals, Attorneys Frederick W . Coombs, M arjo rie L. Davis and C. Dennis Hill know how all clients should be treated and w hat they expect. Their office is well known for their exceptional service and; for meeting and exceeding client expectations. In all cases, they strive to find the most direct and efficient w a y to bring the transaction to completion and achieve their client's goals. W h a t they bring to the table is an unusual ability to anticipate pitfalls and problems and solve them and the knowledge of how to structure personalized transactions that will meet their clients' needs. A ll three attorneys utilize advanced technologies to improve communication in every step of the transaction and to eliminate unnecessary delay. Coombs, Davis & Hill, LLP's practice areas in real estate range from a straightforward sale or purchase of a new home or condominium through a complicated tax deferred exchange of properties or a complex commercial lease. They emphasize the importance of having a personal relationship with an attorney who can represent you with a bank or mortgage institution. They are approved closing attorneys for numerous mortgage lenders and their clients include sophisticated property owners & first time buyers alike. Additionally, Dennis Hill also concentrates in estate planning, probate, wills & trusts.

Coombs, Davis & Hill, LLP Maple Tree Place • Williston, VT 05495 • (802)879-1440

• ESTATES, TRUSTS & TAXATION Estate Planning. Taxation. M edicaid Planning. Guardianships. Trysts and Settlement of Decedents' Estates. These all seem to speak a special kind of language that is not complete!^ understandable to the uninitiated. That's w hy ATTORNEY WILLIAM E. DRISLANE's experience is often necessary to solve the legal issues, draft appropriate plans and documents, and provide the connection between you and the office, court, department or agency with which you o re dealing. Bill is licensed to practice in Vermont, N e w York & Massachusetts and is a former clerk with the Hon. Susan L. Fowler of the Chittenden County Probate Court. He assists individuals and families in planning and administering the transfer of estates. He helps with establishing and maintaining guardianship for minors, the elderly, and people with disabilities, and he drafts and helps establish special needs trusts. W ith more than 25 years of tax experience, Bill helps his clients analyze the tax implications of all their transactions. He works with probate law, right-to-die issues, terminal illness issues, income tax and federal estate tax legal issues, estate litigation, admission to nursing homes, fiduciary services and representation, and document preparation including power of attorney, living wills, trusts, estates, and last will and testament. The time he devotes to the problem of a specific client can be relatively short or considerably lengthy, but always, his particular concerns are the welfare and needs of that client in a car ing and economical way.

Attorney William E. Drislane 74 Main Street • Burlington, VT 05401 • (802)860-7266 • wil.lane@verizon.net

• REAL ESTATE ATTORNEYS

Attorneys James H. W ick, Hilton A. W ick, Donald B. Maddocks, Jeffrey J. W ic k & Peter B. Schubart at W ICK explain that obtaining the right attorney is about experience. That's w hy today's sellers & buyers of residential & commercial properties look to them as attorneys who concentrate in residential closings and can guide them through the process step-by-step. They take pride in helping close on homes expeditiously and effort lessly. They have years or combined legal experience, and as such, they make selling & buying homes more oppor tune. Their services include reviewing your contract & advising you before you sign, helping you avoid many com mon buying or selling pitfalls, co-ordinating the transaction with your mortgage broker, dealing with property title matters, advising you in making complicated legal decisions, preparing the paperw ork needed to complete your closing and co-ordinating & attending the closing with you. W ick & Maddocks engages in all phases of residential & commercial real estate, including preparation of con tracts, closings, lease agreements, construction and municipal & zoning matters. They are committed to service & excellence and to the establishment of a personal relationship with each client. Their underlying philosophy is that it's the people that matter, a philosophy that is the guiding principle in every endeavor in which they engage. The firm's general practice includes estate planning, limited liability companies & corporations.

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9PERSONAL INJURY, DIVORCE & REAL ESTATE

W hen choosinaan attorney most people want more than legal competence. They want personal attention and responsiveness. ATTORNEY CYNTHIA L BROADFOOT provides quality legal representation and creative advice to a wide range of clients. As an aggressive advocate for her clients7 needs, Cynthia serves as a legal advisor and problem solver. W ith 15 years of experience, Cynthia represents clients in a variety of matters, including personal injury, divorce & family law and real estate. She is licensed to practice in state ana federal courts in Vermont, N e w York & N e w Hampshire. A member of both the Vermont & American Trial Lawyers Associations, Cynthia operates on the prin ciple that good legal service begins with careful and concerned listening and continues with legal competence that stays current with developments in the law. She is committed to providing a full range of legal services in a timely and efficient manner. Cynthia always endeavors to offer clients personalized attention in identifying and achieving their goals.

Attorney Cynthia L. Broadfoot 30 Main Street, Suite 322 • Burlington, VT 05401 • (802)863-7020

9PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT

In today's tight job market, more and more applicants are competing for fewer and fewer jobs. You can stand out from the crowd by making sure you have the cutting-edge skills that employers demand . Don't stand still, stand out with classes from The Center for O nline & Continuing Education at CHAMPLAIN COLLEGE. W hether you're looking to enhance your career or start a new one, Cham plain offers complete degrees and certificates that give you the skills you need today to be at the head of the pack tomorrow. Programs of study include bachelor or asso ciate degrees, professional certificates, and individual courses. M an y of these programs are available entirely online. The M aster of Science in M anaging Innovation & Information Technology (MSMIIT) program at Cham plain College provides the combination of IT management and IT business that few other programs offer. W hether you are a business person that requires IT skills or a techie that could use additional business knowledge and skills, you'll learn to both understand and app ly technology in a "real w o rld " setting to solve business problems. The fully-online program means you can manage your valuable time more effectively. The focus of the M SM IIT program is on the exploitation of technology to enhance organizational effectiveness and profitability. For more than 125 years, Champlain College has offered a practical education that focuses on results - results that build a successful and ful filling career. Contact them for more information.

Champlain College • 163 South Willard Street • Burlington, VT 05401 (888)545-3459 • coce@champlain.edu • www.champlain.edu/coce

9DIVORCE, PERSONAL INJURY, LITIGATION

CLARK, LONG, WERNER & FLYNN, PC is dedicated to representing clients with professionalism and excel lence in state and federal court matters. Attorneys Catherine E. Clark, Jack Long, Lisa M. Werner, Susan j. Flynn and Laurie LeClair are highly qualified to accept clients in the areas of divorce & family law, personal injury, insur ance law, general civil litigation, defense of environmental enforcement actions by the State, employment & labor law, suits against the State and criminal defense, including the defense of domestic violence cases. Established in 1980, the firm utilizes the combined experience of its individual attorneys to offer its clients com prehensive legal representation. This approach, along with a team commitment to adaptability and flexibility, has enabled the firm to attract new clients w hile continuing to provide long-standing-dients with optimum legal servic es. The firm's five attorneys are experienced counselors and litigators offering high-levels of maturity, integrity and efficiency along with personal concern, insight and attention to detail. Active in the community and with the high est ethical and professional standards, Clark, Long, W erner & Flynn, PC offers excellent legal representation with effective results. ‘ " , •>

Clark, Long, Werner & Flynn, PC 192 College Street • Burlington, VT 05401 • (802)865-0088

• CONFLICT RESOLUTION SERVICES & TRAINING THE DISPUTE RESOLUTION CENTER AT WOODBURY COLLEGE offers mediation and facilitation services to help people resolve disputes of all kinds, including: filing for divorce or changing an existing divorce agreement, resolving difficult and complicated business or organizational problems, working out concerns with a teenage child r or resolving problems with co-workers, teachers, tenants, landlords or neighbors. N eal Roaar, Director, W a yne Curley, Project Coordinator and Ted W inokur, Esq. Director of W oodbury College's M ediation/Conflict Management program make up the core staff of the Center and, together with a net work of consulting professionals provide mediation services statewide. W orking with professional mediators Can be an efficient, less costly and more satisfying process then ending up in court. Participants have control over the final outcomes, and agreements that are reached with people working together tend to be more satisfying and accept able to participants then decisions delivered by an outside authority. The Center also provides professional facili tators to help groups and organizations plan and carry out meetings involving difficult issues and helps them devel op decision-making processes for future problem-solving. Additionally, the Center presents workshops that include: mediation and conflict resolution skills, team building, facilitation, consensus building and collaborative problem solving.

The Dispute Resolution Center At Woodbury College 660 Elm Street • Montpelier, VT 05602 (802)223-2926 • (800)820-0442 V Y W w .w o o d b u ry -co lle g e .e d u

9REAL ESTATE, WILLS & TRUSTS

W h en choosing an attorney, one looks for a competent and capable attorney, one to trust and depend on, one to look to for advice. M an y place the level of personal service provided by the attorney foremost in making this choice. ATTORNEY DAVID COWLES takes the extra step, working closely with his clients to resolve the matters entrusted to him. He combines sensitivity with practical legal advice and advocacy on behalf of his clients. A former Public Defender in Addison County, David concentrates his legal practice in the areas of residential & commercial real estate, probate, wills, estates & trusts, estate planning and criminal defense. He has 15 years of experience, and provides confidential and informative consultations followed by effective legal representation to meet each client's goals. David is dedicated to solving problems & closing deals. He has chosen to practice in a small firm setting because he is committed to delivering quality legal services in a responsive & cost-effective man ner. A t his office, your legal needs w ill always be given the personal attention & legal experience required. He will work closely with you to understand your concerns and to achieve the best results. Because of this, he has distin guished himself in his field and is proud to have long standing relationships with many of his clients.

Attorney David Cowles 10 A Main Street • Brisrol, VT 05443 • (802)453-4577

• TRADEMARKS & COPYRIGHTS

is an intellectual property attorney with extensive experience representing clients m jKeriemerging information technology and software industries. He is counsel to many start-up, micro, ana small compa nies, as weli as entertainers, artists and musicians. Mr. Troy practices in the areas of trademark, copyright, unfair* * , competition, Internet, computer law, and patent litigation matters. He will file, prosecute, register and maintain your.?'; copyrights and trademarks in the United States and foreign countries. W ith personal attention and creative strate- .. gies, he keeps an eye towards avoiding litigation, making him an excellent choice for your legal needs. ^ ^ Mr. Troy's firm offers a complete spectrum of intellectual property counseling. W ith associate attorneys strategi cally located around the globe, the firm is able to use the latest technologies, delivering cost-effective represented- „ tion and competitive trademark filings to its clients. W ith more than 2 0 years of experience in the computer indus try where he designed and developed systems in Chicago and N e w York, he also represented Fortune 100 com-, panies domestically and internationally in trademark and unfair competition cases. He is admitted to practice in Vermont, N e w York, Illinois, District of Columbia, and is a member of the Vermont and American Bar Associations.''

Attorney Gordon E.R. Troy, PC • PO Box 368 • Charlotte, VT 05445 (802)425-9060 • www.webtm.com • gtroy@webtm.com

9SHARE THE POWER OF A WISH

The MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION® OF VERMONT grants wishes to children between the ages of 2 1/2 and 18 who are living with a life-threatening medical condition to enrich the human experience with hope, strength, and joy. A wish is viewed as an important part of the treatment protocol for a child, giving them a reason to look to the future. A wish comes at no cost to the family; it is truly a "wish-come-true" during a very difficult time in their life. Since the Vermont chapter began in 1989, more than 2 8 0 yishes have been granted throughout the State. Some of these wishes include family trips to Disney W orld, swimming with dolphins, computers, meeting celebrities & sports stars, horses, swimming pools and playhouses. The goal of the Make-A-Wish Foundation® is to have a wish only limited by the child's imagination. These dreams are made possible through the generosity of individuals, vol unteers, businesses, civic groups, foundations, and grants. Make-A-Wish does not receive any State or Federal fund ing. The growth of the Make-A-Wish Foundation® of Vermont has been incredible. They have grown from granti ng ten wishes in 1999 to granting 51 wishes in 2 0 0 3 , more than a 4 0 0 % increase in wishes in the last four years. W ith this increase in wishes comes an increase in the need for funding, volunteers, and in-kind donations. Please help ... Share the Power of a Wish®! ' ■' *

Make-A-Wish Foundation® Of Vermont 100 Dorset Street, Suite 14 • South Burlington, VT 05403 (802)864-9393 • www.makeawishvermont.org • vermont@wish.org

• GRADUATE PROGRAMS offers Q • SAINT MICHAEL'S COLLEGE has been offering master's level programs sitfee 1926. The aster's cer- * diverse selection of graduate level programs that include five master's degree programs and thre6 p< all areas tificates. They provide professional advancement and personal enrichment to working professionals of business, industry and government and help people enrich their lives, and the lives.of others in thi through continued scholarship. Specifically designed for working professionals, their programs oi knowledge and skill needed to develop personally and professionally. . •: / v ’ <7 - , - • ,/ Each of the five graduate programs at Saint Michael's College has its own area of focus. They offer graduate programs in Administration and M anagem ent, C linical Psychology. Education, Teaching English as a Second/Foreign Language, and Theology and Pastoral Ministry, th e Graduate Admission Office is happy to assist you with questions on courses & scheduling, admissions, housing, financial aid and other information. W h ile most of this information may be found on the Website, all of the forms that you need may also be mailed to you at your request or you may stop by the W elcome Center on the campus of Saint Michael's. Saint Michael's College is cel ebrating their 100th anniversary. Their small, friendly campus and caring, knowledgeable faculty provide the dynamic environment for you to learn more about your chosen field. They are accredited by N EASC.

Saint Michael's College Graduate Programs One Winooski Park • Colchester, VT 05439 (802)654-2100 • www.smcvt.edu/gradprograms

9INDEPENDENT SCHOOL

Founded in 1 9 8 0 by G a ry W . Eley, CFA and an Episcopal priest, ELEY MANAGEMENT ASSOCIATES, INC. is a registered investment advisor with the Securities and Exchange Commission. EAAA provides investment management services and financial advice to individuals, corporations and non-profit organizations. G a ry and his associates conduct regular personal interviews and consultations to assist clients in identifying their financial goals and subsequent investment opportunities. E M A is happy to manage accounts where the client wants to be a social ly responsible investor. E M A is committed to community support - the company donates a percentage of its annual revenues to non-profit organizations. It is also a corporate sponsor of the annual COTS W alk. E M A helps with investment planning and goal setting for retirement issues, major purchases, mortgage re-financ ing, life ana long-term care insurance, education expenses, budgeting and estate planning. Tax preparations serv ices a re offered for a form-by-form fee. Eley Management's personalized approach provides independent, objective advice and ready accessibility to clients. To reduce up-front and on-going fees and expenses, they charge cost com petitive fees ancl use discount brokers as custodians of client accounts. W h e re mutual funds are involved, they emphasize no-load or low load mutual funds and seek to minimize transaction costs and mutual fund expenses.

THE BELLWETHER SCHOOL supports children in achieving their full learning potential and developing a car ing and fulfilling relationship to the world around them. The School strives to be the leader in Pre-K through sixth grade education by draw ing its ideas from innovative educational theorists past and present. The Bellwether School was founded by Ron M iller, a w idely published author in the areas of educational reform and holistic education. The educational program aims to help young people cultivate their inner resources for living in an increasingly diverse and complex world, preparing them to be world citizens. The Bellwether School is grounded in established progressive education traditions that are child-centered, expe riential, project and inquirybased, and place an emphasis on individualized learning and whole child develop ment. This concept acknowledges great respect for the individuality of each child. The faculty skillfully applies struc ture and freedom and encourages each child to develop naturally and joyfully, setting no limits on their achieve ments. They view education from a holistic perspective, which means they are concerned with the intellectual, erne tional, social, physical, moral, spiritual, artistic and creative development of each child. Bellwether students have the rare opportunity to acquire connected, meaningful knowledge, fostering a lifelong love of learning. If you are searching for an educational alternative, The Bellwether School might be the right beginning for your child. Please contact M arta Beede, the Education Leader, to learn more information about The Bellwether School.

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Last night Governor Douglas announced that the electric demands brought on by the recent weather were forcing utilities to consider imposing rolling black outs to ensure stability and reliabil ity in the New England grid. Across southern New England, natural-gas power plants were being revved into full throttle to meet demands. In a few short hours the price of electricity dou bled and millions of tons of green house gasses and other airborne pollutants were spewed into the air. As I heard the announcement over the radio, however, I couldn’t help but notice the howling winds that beat against my home. A hard and steady wind was blowing across Vermont’s ridge tops — a wind djat, if we had a few wellsited wind farms in Vermont, could have reduced the fear of blackouts, helped lower Vermont’s purchase price of electricity, and would have prevented the unneces sary combustion of fossil fuels to create electricity.

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There is no doubt that wind farms can levy an aesthetic cost to our communities, but this exam ple illustrates why wind energy is a necessary component to diversified long-term energy planning for Vermont. There is no doubt that policy on appropriate wind-farm siting has not kept up with the rapidly improving technology, but does this mean that an outright moratorium on wind farms is appropriate? The concerns of communities across Vermont threatened with wind-farm construction can and should be met through proper planning and much-needed leader ship from the Department of Public Service, but should not come at the expense of all the other communities in Vermont that benefit from inexpensive, clean, renewable power sources like wind energy. M atteo B u ra n i MONTPELIER

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Why in God’s name did the outsider in By the way, since Seven Days will be at the race suddenly embrace as many insiders the printer when the New Hampshire votes as humanly possible? W hy was the candi are tallied, we’ll be posting a special pri date who caught America’s ear with a mes mary Post-Mortem in Wednesday after sage about breaking Washington’s grip sud noon’s online edition of this distinguished denly embracing Al Gore and B ill little weekly: www.sevendaysvt.com. Bradley? Since last week’s Iowa butt-kicking, And let’s be honest, abandoning Iowa Howard D ean ’s presidential campaign has the day before the caucuses to fly to been in freefall. The national media has Georgia to get his picture taken with a non done a superb job plucking the wings off endorsing ex-President Jim m y Carter was Ho-Ho like he was a fruit fly. But the Dean’s Little Big Horn. Dumb, dumb, national media has surprisingly missed the dumb strategy. real story concerning the Dean campaign. Since Iowa, Ho-Ho’s been flying on a Seven Days has learned that the disaster wing and a prayer. The fallout from his “I in Hawkeye Country last week caused a Have a Scream” speech has had him on his major realignment of Dean for America’s heels. He paid the price for doing his best campaign hierarchy. Sources tell Seven Days B e m ie Sanders impersonation, eh? that Campaign Manager Joe Trippi, the The campaign has been in serious crisiscolorful Internet whiz who led the longshot management mode for the past week, but Vermonter’s meteoric rise, has had his own the national media hasn’t even noticed. wings plucked. Amazing. Dr. Dean, sources say, has taken control Let’s face it, Vermonters have heard of the campaign checkbook from the more words pass from the lips of Dr. Judy Trippster and handed it to Deputy S tein b erg D ean in the last five days than Campaign Manager Bob Rogan. they have in the last 20 years. It was a des Rogan once served on Dean’s gubernato perate but necessary move. And Judy, doc rial staff, before leaving for a management tor, wife, mother and independent woman, job at Vermont’s largest electric utility. He has performed brilliantly on the national came back last year for the presidential bid. stage. This from a person who’s never Now he and longtime Dean aide Kate before been in front of the cameras. It’s got O'Connor are steering the Dean campaign many a second-guesser wondering why Howarship. There are clear indications that if Ho didn’t pop the question sooner, eh? Dean limps on after New Hampshire, Mrs. Dean obviously eats those Lake Joltin’ Joe Trippi will be gone. Woebegone Powdermilk Biscuits that So, too, will Trippi’s Washington, D.C., G arrison K eillor swears give shy people consulting firm Trippi, McMahon & the courage to do what has to be done. Squier. S teve McMahon has been produc Ah, but when Dean was the glorious ing Howard Dean for Governor TV com frontrunner, 20 points ahead of Kerry, how mercials for a decade. The spots he did for could he have imagined that Judy’s presence Ho-Ho in Iowa are cited by grumbling would ever be necessary before the Dean supporters as a factor in Dean’s poor Inauguration? showing there. By the way, we’ve taken a little flak from In the post-Iowa assessment, Iowa Sen. readers upset with last week’s suggestion Dr. Tom H arkin told the Des Moines Register Judy should have used a little lipstick in her that Dean’s TV ads were “lacking.” Harkin 11 th-hour Iowa appearance. Hey, we say said McMahon’s spots “failed to convey” to she looks great either way. It wasn’t meant Iowans Ho-Ho’s record as Vermont’s gover as a comment on her soul. nor. Today’s political arena is one where, We never saw Dean’s final Iowa TV spot, unfortunately, image consistently dominates Ho-Ho standing in front of a white backsubstance. W hat else explains so many anti , ground, but Harkin said he was “taken war Iowa Democrats ignoring the leading aback” by it. antiwar candidate on the ballot, that One disappointed Vermont insider Howard Dean fella? echoed Harkins assessment. The former O ur point on lipstick was: if a person, lawmaker said McMahon’s ads for Dean even a shy person, decides to take the big over the years were never that great. And, step into the national media spotlight, that he reminded us, the same firm did person ought, to look his or her best, even if Democratic gubernatorial D oug R acin e’s it’s not the way they look at the Farmers’ T V spots in 2002. Market or on the Burlington Bikepath. N T hat’s mean. , , Seven Days has also learned that the ..... . , , . . IN S ID E T R A C K * "S&mari

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Four days after Ronald A. Mahner was released from Florida’s Seminole County Jail for auto theft and habitually driving with a suspended or revoked license, he returned to claim his personal property. Asked for identification, he presented his driver’s license, which a routine check showed had been revoked for life. Needing to witness Mahner behind the wheel to charge him with driving illegal ly, Sheriff’s Deputy Teri Cresswell asked him to park behind the building. He uot only did, but in a fire lane. A check of the car’s tags turned up that it had been reported stolen the same day as Mahner s release. • Robert D. Pratt, 32,

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senior government officials told The New York Times. Military officials described the step as a sign that Bush loyalists might have lowered their sights and no longer expected to uncover the caches of chemical and biological weapons that the W hite House cited as a principal reason for 1 going to war last March. A separate military team that specializes in dispos ing of chemical and biological weapons remains part of the 1,400-member Iraq Survey Group, which has been search ing Iraq for more that seven months at a cost of hundreds of millions of dol lars, but a member of that group said the team is “still waiting for something to dispose of.” • Saddam Hussein might have believed he actually had weapons of mass destruction because of a pattern of deceit designed to impress him. Citing a previously undisclosed report, The Washington Post said that according to Iraqi designers and foreign investigators, special weapons program managers exaggerated the results they could achieve or even promised results they knew they could not accomplish, either to appease Hussein, or simply to advance their careers, preserve jobs or even conduct intrigues against their rivals.

• German police arrested a man and woman they said robbed a store in Spandau when they interrupted their getaway to change their appearance. “Afterwards they both fled with their loot to a nearby hairdressers’,” the police report said. “The extremely drunk 24year-old man cut his own hair there, boasted about his crime and then left the hairdresser’s together with an accom plice.” An employee alerted police. • Police in Keene, New Hampshire, reported that Bruce Maguire, 35, stabbed his wife, but he’s the one who died, either while he was attacking her or immediately after. Officers respond ing to Linda Maguire’s 911 call of a

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One Bearded Fanatic's As Good As Another Time magazine had already printed about 1.2 million of its 4 million mid-December issues with Jesus Christ on the cover when manag ing editor Jim Kelly saw the news con ference in Baghdad announcing the cap ture of Saddam Hussein. He stopped the

Weapons of Mass Distraction The Bush regime has quietly with drawn from Iraq a 400-member mili tary team whose mission was to scour the country for military equipment,

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Inspired by Jenna and Barbara Bush Julia E. Anderson, 18, was convicted of public intoxication in Arlington, Texas, after being arrested on her 17th birth day. She is a former Miss Teen Texas whose platform opposed underage drinking. “She put herself up as a role model and was against underage drink ing, so this whole thing looks doubly bad,” Miss Teen Texas business manager Jan Watson said, noting that Anderson resigned her-crown about a month after her arrest.

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hen E lm a S k o p lja k was a teenager in war-torn Bosnia, she kept her spirits up by teaching herself to draw. “I just felt I had to create som ething,” she says. A friend gave her a book o f paintings, on the cover o f which was an image that became her favorite: Orphan Girl a t the Cemetery by the 19thcentury French Rom antic painter Eugene Delacroix. It’s an arresting portrait o f a beautiful young woman, eyes widened in either defiance or shock, with headstones faintly visible in the background. Skopljak saw in the painting a connection to her own experience o f losing friends to a terri ble war. After Croatians took over Skopljak’s town, she fled in 1999 w ith her Mpslini family to join a relative in Burlington. She entered the C om m unity College o f Vermont and began taking art before she’d even learned English. In one class, the assignment was to copy a painting o f one’s choice; it was obvious which one she’d select. A nd when Skopljak, now 25, was given the chance to have a solo show o f her work at C C V before transferring to the University o f Vermont, there was no question which painting would be given pride o f place. H er stunningly accurate recreation o f Delacroix’s Orphan Girl showed just how deeply she’d connected w ith the artist and his subject. People unfamiliar with the original assumed it was Skopljak’s self-portrait. T he show went up in the hallway gallery o f C C V ’s Pearl Street building in December. T hen, earlier this m onth, Elma got a call from the college. Sometime in the first few days o f the semester, the painting had been stolen. Skopljak was devastated. T he police are investigating. Posters have been placed all over CCV. So far, no clues have surfaced. C C V is offering a reward, no questions asked, for return of the painting or for inform ation leading to its return (865-4422). Meanwhile, Skopljak will continue to wonder, “W ho would do som ething like that, or why?”

LIGHTS O U T... W hen M iddlebury College opened its $ 11 million-plus C enter for the Arts in 1992, the skylit upper galleries o f the M useum o f Art were am ong the new building’s more highly touted features. N o more. T he col lege has announced that the museum, which was designed by the esteemed H ardy Holzm an Pfeiffer architectural firm, will close from M ay 3 to September 6 for renovations — including the removal o f those skylights. “We had been led to believe they w ould w ork,” says m useum director R ich ard S a u n d e rs, despite the fact that skylights often cause

problems in museums located in cold cli mates. But the retractable shades in the origi nal plan were scrapped for budgetary rea sons, and the mix o f high hum idity inside and cold temperatures outside led to con densation. In other words, a skylight that dripped — not a com forting thing in a gallery full o f priceless art objects. Engineers are currently determ ining how much the renovations will cost. Having to close the museum for even a short time is “not something you’re really thrilled about,” allows Saunders, but he’s looking forward to fall shows on Rodin and vin tage Vermont photography. C urrent exhi bitions o f photorealism and narrative art continue through April. PLAY DAY... T he heat will be warmer at

the Fairbanks M useum in St. Johnsbury, the lights will be brighter in M ontpelier City Hall, and curtains will open on a new performance venue at Barre’s Socialist Labor Hall. Totaling more than $54,000, culturaifacilities .grantstfrom the Vermont Arts Council Will be award ed to 16 nonprofit groups next M onday at the Sudbury M eeting House. The awards range in size from $750, for the installation o f environmental controls at the American M organ Horse M useum in Shelburne, to $5000, for an upgrade to the lighting system at M ontpelier’s Lost N ation Theater. A rehab footnote: T he Northeast Kingdom Arts Council, which received $4000 for handicap-accessible restrooms at the Hardwick Town House, is staging another kind o f reclamation project this Wednesday through Friday: NeKArts and the Hazen U nion D ram a Club will stage a 1917 play at the Town House called Battle o f Wits. It’s a comedy by Charles W. Henry, whose hand-painted theater cur tains beautified a num ber o f the state’s cultural facilities. O n Saturday the play will move to the Vergennes O pera House, where it was originally produced. IT'S NOT THE WHITE HOUSE, B U T ...

At least one Vermonter is guaranteed presidential status this year. Burlington author G erard Colby recently won the top spot in the National Writers Union, an affiliate o f the U nited Auto Workers. Also president o f the C ham plain Labor Council, Colby is interested in issues of copyright infringem ent and the Internet, and says he wants to protect writers against “poor contracts and lackluster prom otion.” Colby describes his victory as a^dram atic upset.” H e’s som ething o f an expert on the subject. Colby is the author o f two books on the D uPont dynasty and a co-author with his wife, C h a rlo tte D e n n e tt, o f Thy W ill Be Done: The Conquest o f the Amazon: Nelson Rockefeller and Evangelism in the Age o f Oil. H e’ll com m ute to New York C ity for his new job. (Z)

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‘Union’ Busting ast week, in anticipation o f George W. Bush’s State o f the Union address, I took steps to prevent a full-scale attack on my intelligence and credulity by shutting off the television, powering down the comput er, turning out the lights, canceling the newspaper, drawing the blinds, locking the doors, hopping into bed and pulling the covers over my face for two whole days. I believe this is what the people at Home- A land Security recommend during a Red Alert, which, in my opinion, any speech from Boo-Boo Brain automatically is. Well, it didn’t work. I got a nice rest, but that was all. Because, when I dared to come out again, there he still was, reprint ed, re-broadcast and re-spun, lying through his teeth about “peace” and “prosperity,” vowing to keep the world safe from “terror-

T errorists, w atch out! Rogue s ta te s, bew are! H om osexuals, com e to Jesu s! ists,” posing, strutting, taunting, smirking, turning black into white and tin into gold. “Jobs are on the rise,” said Bush, when jobs emphatically are not. “We can cut the deficit in half in just five years,” he declared, when, in truth, we won’t. We’ll throw a lot of money at “traditional” marriage, fly men to the moon and build ranches on Mars. “No child,” o f course, “will be left behind,” and there’ll be Starbucks in Baghdad by Christmas. It might take a little longer in Kabul, but, hey — as soon as they get a taste o f ginger bread latte, they’ll stop growing opium in no time! “We’ve not come all this way,” said Bush, “through tragedy, and trial and war, only to falter and leave our work unfin ished.” So, terrorists, watch out! Rogue states, beware! Homosexuals, come to Jesus! In the Chinese calendar, this is the Year of ttie Monkey, and you’d better believe that our monkey means it. The only reason Bush hasn’t banned evolution in the schools is because he doesn’t want people looking too closely at his face. Happily, and to my surprise, a lot of people didn’t fall for the gag. CBS News dismissed Bush’s speech as “politics without fingerprints,” “rhetoric” and “spin.” The Arizona Republic called it “really just a stump speech, using half-truths to pitch a failed presidency.” And Molly Ivins, while expecting “a painful skewing o f the statis tics on jobs,” wondered “why anyone would believe anything the president says about our fiscal situation. Keep in mind, this is a man who took three Texas oil companies into bankruptcy.” “It’s got that reek,” wrote Mark Morford in the San Francisco Chronicle, commenting specifically on Boo-Boo’s plan to colonize space. “It’s got that reek o f typi cal macho Republican election-year BS ... all war and guns and rockets and oil and big slabs o f chemically blasted, hormone injected, semi-rancid Texas b e e f... O ur * * * * * * schools The W * h M k * t/S W ,«s

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existed. He offers little evidence, though, and others have their doubts. Even some believers say the organization was amateurish and short-lived. • The Catholic Church. The claim that members of the Catholic hierarchy were instrumental in obtaining docu ments, cash and safe passage for many escaping Nazis is only barely scandalous these days. The benign view is that individual clerics acted out o f humanitarian concern, believing they were aiding refugees from postwar commu nist persecution, and were unaware of their charges’ sor did pasts. Others say the Vatican knew quite well what was going on but wanted former Nazis as allies in its struggle against the reds. A figure commonly named in this context is Alois Hudal, an openly pro-Nazi German bishop in Rome who is said to have helped engineer the escapes o f dozens if not hundreds o f Nazis — including Eichmann, who was living in Argentina when the Mossad caught him in 1960, and Franz Stangl, commandant of the Treblinka death camp, who ultimately made his way to Brazil and was captured there in 1967. • A ll o f the above plus Peron. Argentine journalist Uki Goni, in The Real Odessa: Smuggling the Nazis to Peron’s Argentina (2002), offers what amounts to a synthesis of earlier theories. The “real Odessa,” he says, consisted of about a dozen energetic ex-Nazis and Nazi collaborators from several nations, including several wanted war crimi nals, working in concert with the Peron regime and sym pathetic Catholic officials in both Europe and Argentina. Goni makes a plausible case that the cabal, which was organized in Buenos Aires following Peron’s election as Argentina’s president in 1946, orchestrated the emigra tion of thousands of Nazis and other unsavory types to the country in the late 1940s and early 1950s. (He also claims that the cabal was based at the presidential palace, and that many of its members were given important jobs in Peron’s government.) The old Nazis made frequent trips to Europe to troll for more fugitives; some war crim inals had to be smuggled (Mt, but in other cases countries were glad to unload their troublesome Nazi refugees. Visas and landing permits were handed out freely, the chief concern being that no communists or Jews be allowed in by mistake. How many ex-Nazis made it to Argentina is not known. Goni says he identified 300 dur ing six years of research, and it seems likely there were many more. It’s a lot to swallow, no question, and notwithstanding his 591 footnotes Goni concedes that many key Argentine records that would’ve corroborated his story have been destroyed. Still, he avoids the overheated claims o f other writers, and the plain fact is that all those Nazis didn’t wind up in South America by coincidence. They were going where they were welcome. As for the details? Given the cur rent worldwide consensus that Nazis represent the ultimate human evil (and the resulting disinclination of officials in Argentina and elsewhere to come clean), Gofii’s book may be as close as we’ll get to the truth. CECIL ADAMS

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for Ho-Ho’s presidential dream. We got off the phone Tuesday afternoon with J essica Dymczyk, an associate producer at ABC in New York. A month ago, just before New Years, an ABC crew was in town for a few days to quickly put together an hourlong piece on our favorite presi dential hopeful for A&E’s “Biography” series. At the time, Howard Dean looked like the favorite for the Democratic presidential nomina tion. In addition to yours truly, the ABC crew conducted lengthy interviews with Attorney General B ill Sorrell, former Dean aide K athy H oyt and Ho-Ho’s neigh bor and former assistant Jane W illiam s.

Ms. Dymczyk informed us A&E had “decided to hold off for now. We haven’t been told a reason.” Surely the fact that in the past week Dean’s rising star has become a sinking stone had noth ing to do with it? “They’re just putting it on hold,” said Dymczyk. “They’re not doing any of the candidates.” She speculated A&E might wait a nominee is chosen. A m erican C ensorship — We

can almost see the smile on George Orwell’s face from beyond the grave. The distin guished author of 1984 got every thing fight but the date. You may have heard that CBS has refused to air a 30-second ad paid for by MoveOn.org during Sunday’s Super Bowl telecast. The ad, called “Child’s Play,” was cho sen by a vote of MoveOn mem bers from about 1300 submis sions. You may recall that the mainstream press, especially the cable TV networks, highlighted the one entry that suggested simi larities between Germany’s A dolph H itler and the current president of the United States. (Though not a complaint was heard when a New York Post columnist compared Howard Dean to Hitler lieutenant Josep h G oebbels a couple weeks back.) The subject of the winning ad, however, is the Bush budget dis aster, and in pictures that speak volumes it shows who will inevitably pay for it. CBS says it does not run issue-advocacy ads. But spots paid for by beer and tobacco companies and even the Bush W hite House will be run ning this Sunday. And what about those Sunday morning issue-advocacy ads pro moting the image of the greedy pharmaceutical industry? O r the ones that portray corporate agri culture giants like Archer Daniels Midland as the benevolent providers for the starving masses of the Third World? You can watch the MoveOn spot at www.moveon.org — and make up your own mind.

CBS’s blatant Super Bowl cen sorship should rile the hackles of every First Amendment-loving American citizen regardless of political leaning. In a letter to CBS President L eslie M oonves, Vermont Congressman Bernie Sanders described CBS’ decision as “an affront to free speech.” CBS has said that the MoveOn ad violated the network’s policy pro hibiting issue-advocacy advertising. Ol’ Bernardo pointed out that CBS ran an absurd issue-advocacy drug ad during last year’s game — the one that claimed recreational marijuana smokers don’t just get high, they fund terrorism! CBS also will air a spot by Philip Morris USA and the American Legacy Foundation advocating against smoking dur ing this year’s Super Bowl. “Issue ads,” wrote Bernie, “are commonplace and important for democratic debate. Yet, CBS seems to want to limit that debate to ads that are not critical of the political status quo, and, in the case of the MoveOn ad, of the President and by extension the Republican-controlled Congress. Apparently, CBS feels that the topic covered in this paid adver tisement — the federal govern ment’s budget crisis — is inappro priate or irrelevant for American viewers, despite being one of the most critical issues of our day.” Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time mighty CBS has played political censor on its airwaves. Remember when the network axed its R onald R eagan biopic last fall under intense pressure from the GOP? “Perhaps not coincidentally,” noted Sanders, “CBS’s decision to censor the. Jleagan program and to deny airtime to this commercial comes at a time when the W hite House and the Republican Congress are pushing to allow even greater and greater media concentration — a development from which Viacom stands to benefit handsomely. The appear ance of a conflict is hard to ignore. There may not be a fire here, but there certainly is a great deal of smoke.” Cosigning the letter with O l’ Bernardo were Rep. M aurice H inchey, an upstate New York Democrat, and Rep. Jan Schakow sky, a Democrat reptff* senting Chicago’s northern sub urbs. Even if the New England Patriots of 2004 win on the field, the cause of the New England patriots of 1776 loses in Sunday’s CBS Censored Super Bowl, eh? S h o w tim e for S hu m lin ! — Former State Sen. P eter S h u m lin told Seven Days this

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Naturally, Clavelle is hoping and praying Shumlin doesn’t mess up his well-laid plans, but, so far, Shummy has refused to play along. While carefully measuring his words to indicate he hasn’t ruled a I gubernatorial bid in or out, Putney Pete always leaves one with the I feeling he just might do it. Mr. Shumlin told Seven Days .] this week he will be making a statement about his possible can didacy next Wednesday or Thursday. “It won’t be an announce ment,” said Shumlin, pointing out campaign announcements “are not appropriate until the legislature gets out.” So what will he be say ing to the TV cameras next week? “I’ll be confirming my inten tions for the political season, with the balloons to follow in May.” Shummy called it “an informal announcement.” For lieutenant governor? “You have a real sense of humor,” he replied. “Peter Shumlin will not be running for lieutenant governor.” And he ought to know, right?

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hen I first heard Howard Dean give his now infamous “I have a scream” speech, I was driv ing down Mormon Trek Road in Iowa City, listening to the radio. I was in Iowa City as a “stormer,” part of the Dean campaign’s massive volunteer mobilization called “The Iowa Perfect Storm.” I was exhausted from five days of campaigning. My lips were chapped, my feet hurt, my throat was sore, and I had just spent the past two hours babysitting for 15 kids while their parents caucused — many of them, it turns out, for John friggin’ Kerry. And when I heard Dean’s phlegmy, painfully ampli fied voice, I got a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. I thought he sounded awful. So I was surprised when I got to the “victo ry party” at Buffalo Wild Wings and heard my fellow stormers praising the speech. Hearing it over the radio, I hadn’t realized that Dean was shouting to be heard over the deafening roar of his stormer-centric audience — his mike only picked up his voice, not theirs. The stormers I spoke with had seen the crowd on TV and were more forgiving than I, was. I’ve become more forgiving, too, after see ing a version of the speech shot from the crowd’s perspective (check it out at www.idiom studio.com). Watching the replay that night on TV, I saw Dean whip an orange stormer hat from.his back pocket and toss it at the crowd. Then, I felt a resurgence of pride in what I’d been doing for the past few days. When people ask me how it went in Iowa, I think they expect me to be sad and deflated, but despite my brief cringe in the car on cau cus night, I had a great time. Dean may not

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have won over as many voters as Kerry or Edwards, but his campaign assembled the largest grassroots operation Iowa has ever seen — three times the size of its nearest rival — and in this age of political apathy, that’s some thing to be proud of. This army didn’t just come to cheer Dean on; we spent several days making phone calls and knocking on doors, exactly the kind of grueling political work most Americans avoid. And though ultimately we had little effect on Iowa, Iowa affected us. Storming Iowa was like participating in a democracy-in-action boot camp; it was exhilarating, exhausting and unforgettable. I signed up for the Perfect Storm last November. Going to Iowa was the hardest, hard-core D^an thing I could think of fo do. The campaign leaders said they really needed our help. Plus, it seemed like the perfect way to meet some of the people all across the coun try who were fueling Dean’s vibrant Internet campaign. I had been a regular reader of the Dean blog for months and was anxious to meet some of my fellow bloggers face to face at the Blogger Breakfast Saturday morning in Des Moines. Through the blog, I had located Julie Ann Thayer, another Vermonter who was driving to Iowa. We formed a sappily named group, “Dean Sunrise,” which Julie registered on the Perfect Storm website. We departed from her Williamstown home on Tuesday, Jan. 13, driv ing her ,1995 Subaru wagon with studded tires. Julie slapped five Dean stickers on the car before we drove off into an afternoon snowstorm. Julie is a true Deaniac. She has attended Meetups, canvassed in New Hampshire, thrown two house parties for the candidate, and written dozens of letters to undecided vot ers in Iowa. A 58-year-old, sixth-generatibfT Vermonter, Julie wears her long, blondishwhite hair loose and isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty or speak her mind. She has been a schoolteacher and a horse farmer and is cur rently self-employed, selling sports bras and boxer shorts designed by her 78-year-old mother (also a Deaniac). Julie had never been involved in politics before. When I talked to her on the phone before our trip, she sounded enthusiastic, to say the least. “At first, I didn’t think he had a chance in China,” she said. “But now... my God, we might actually change the world!” Julie approached our trip with missionary zeal. Every stop we made, she handed someone a few Dean brochures. I waited for her to return to the car at one gas station, thinking she’d gone in to use the bathroom. When she returned, she opened the back-seat door instead of the front. “OK,” she said, “I’m about to convert some Geppy people. They thought he’d be best. Well fix that. Where are my bumper stickers?” When we stopped Tuesday night at a Super8 Motel in Syracuse, I thought my work for the day was done and pulled out a book. Julie got out her stackj of unfinished letters to — pboljzrw b pj/p h j j w d <

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undecided Iowans. She sat on the edge of her bed for two hours, pen ning double-sided, handwritten let ters, urging voters to caucus for Dean. I felt so guilty sitting there reading that I wrote a letter myself. Into each envelope, Julie inserted a single-page “How to Caucus” primer, and on the other side of the sheet, she copied Bill Bradleys endorsement speech. “Have you ever read this?” Julie asked the next day in the car. I said no, so she read me the speech, snuffling a bit towards the end. “I can never read this without tearing up,” she said.

Julie, Sandy and me if we were ready to do some phone banking. My first instinct was to say no. I was hungry and tired. But the infectious urgency in campaign offices can overpower even the most basic human needs, and after a few seconds of indecision I agreed. “Sure,” I said. “I’ll make some phone calls.” Jeannie explained the task. To maximize their efforts, the campaign ers labeled all voters on a six-point scale. “Ones” were definite supporters who would be caucusing for Dean, “twos” were leaning towards Dean, “threes” were caucusing but undecid ed, “fours” were leaning toward another candidate, “fives” were defi On our way to Iowa, we stopped nitely caucusing for another candi in Wooster, Ohio, to pick up Sandy date, and “sixes” weren’t caucusing or Cleary, a 52-year-old former Army wouldn’t talk with us. The people on medic who is currently unemployed. our lists had already been identified as A shy, blond woman who worked on1 * “threes.” Our job was to tell these

moved to Iowa City, a half-hour away. On Friday, the campaign opened separate storm offices across the state to process volunteers. Both storm centers I saw — one at Coe College, the other at a Motel 6 — were stuffed to capacity. In fact, I left Cedar Rapids because it got too crowded. Besides the carloads of volunteers that arrived all day Friday and Saturday, 127 peo ple rolled in on two buses from Philadelphia early Saturday morning. Most of us stationed in Cedar Rapids were staying in one long, nar row room in a campground cabin, sleeping on mattresses laid side by side on the tile floor. When I fell asleep around 1:30 a.m. on Saturday — dead tired after canvassing in freezing rain — there were 30 or so people asleep around me. When I woke up at a quarter to six, I was

Storming Iowa was like participating in a democracy-in-action boot cam p; it was exhilarating, exhausting and unforgettable.

ing people’s imaginations,” she told me. “All we need is the local struc ture.” Since the campaign doesn’t have any paid staff in Philadelphia, Janine and her volunteers are the local struc ture. They field all the press inquiries — they’ve generated at least a dozen stories this week — send out an email newsletter to their 3000 members, and organize campaign events. They put together this trip by post ing a notice on Get Local, one of the Dean site’s online organizing tools. Like 75 percent of her Philly gang, Janine is new to politics. “This is the opportunity of a lifetime,” she told me. She was definitely making the most of it. She orchestrated three hours of programming for the bus ride to pump up her volunteers, and had gotten almost no sleep since leaving Philly on Friday. Still, Janine seemed totally wired and eager to talk politics rather than doze. “What would have happened in Florida in 2000 if people were plugged into a network like this?” she mused.

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the Gore campaign in 2000, Sandy said she supports Dean because “he’s against the war.” The three of us reached the Cedar Rapids Dean for America office on Thursday afternoon. Located on the third floor of a downtown building, the office’s cheap card tables, fold-up chairs and disorganized piles of Dean lit reflect ed the staff’s on-the-fly intensity. 1 he carpet had long ago been nPped up; and in its place threadbare rugs were duct-taped to the floor. Dean signs covered the walls, along w>th hand-lettered posters that read, Restoring Rural America” and “Equal Rights for Gays and Lesbians.” I he moment we arrived, an lntern named Jeannie from Iowa’s Cornell College — her blond hair knotted into dreadlocks — asked

Iowans our story and turn them out for Dean. “We’re past all this wishywashy stuff,” said our trainer. “We can’t have threes. It’s either yes or no.” I didn’t get many ones that night. This would have been depressing if other stormers hadn’t begun to arrive while I made phone calls. When we had started calling, the office was nearly empty, by 6 it was so noisy I had to plug my ear that wasn’t glued to a cell phone. By 6:30, they had run out of phones. I gave mine to a col lege professor from Ann Arbor, arid took a break. I listened for a couple minutes to the cacophony of these enthusiastic, passionate people. “Bring your son,” said a college kid from Georgia. “Bring everyone you know!” There were 13 storm sites, and I spent time in Cedar Rapids, and on Sunday

lying in a hive of more than 150 sleeping bodies. I was supposed to have gone to the Blogger Breakfast that morning in Des Moines, two and a half hours away, but had overslept by an hour, and the roads were dangerously icy. Instead, I jumped into a 15-passen ger van with 10 other stormers at 6:30 a.m. for a 90-minute drive to Davenport. The campaign needed us to retrieve 10 minivans for transport ing the Philadelphia people during their stay. On the ride out, I sat next to Janine Gottlieb, a 34-year-old v woman from Philadelphia who heads the organizing committee for Dean. Janine works as a computer mapper by day. She spends the rest of her fW 9 m > “Dean’s doing all the work of captur

sleep deprivation, but I felt the same wild, optimistic buzz at moments throughout my time in Iowa. It had something to do with the sheer num ber of like-minded people surrounding us, and with the sight of the orange stormer hats, which to us represented a willingness to travel great distances and persevere despite rejection. And, boy, did we face a lot of rejection. Like American soldiers descending on Iraq, we were sur prised to find that the local populace did not welcome us with open arms. Whether it was because the other campaigns had poisoned them against us, or because our own statewide campaign had faltered, or because Iowans just didn’t like peo ple in orange hats trying to change their minds, they didn’t respond to j our grassroots invasion — at least not the way we wanted them to.

Most people exhibited that famed Midwestern politeness. But not all. While doing some last-minute phone banking in Iowa City on primary day, I heard a guy from New Jersey hang up his phone and laugh. “Do you know what that guy just said? He said, ‘Why don’t you give it up, you goofy bastards?”’ There were six of us stormers in the room. We all laughed. We didn’t feel like goofy bastards. We felt like committed, patriotic citizens, even if we were a little goofy. For me and most people I spoke with, that feeling outlasted the results of the caucus. Patty Zubeck, a 46-year-old filmmaker from Washington, D.C., told me that, thanks to Iowa, she’s in it for the long haul. “Whoever wins the nomi nation, I’m going to quit my job and join the march,” she said. Michael Rodemer, a 50-year-old University of Michigan professor, told me he would keep working for Dean in Michigan, but that his Iowa experi ence made him feel “more cynical” about politics. Jon Zemke, a 26-year-old free lance reporter, disagreed. “It actually made me more enthusiastic about politics and less cynical,” he said. “I came to Iowa because I got an email from Joe Trippi saying he came to Iowa to campaign and it changed his life. And I can honestly say that it’s changed my life.” Both Jon and Michael are now volunteering in Michigan. My new Vermont friend Julie Thayer admitted her disappointment with the Iowa results, as did Sandy. Our drive back was much more sub dued — Julie didn’t hand out a single flier. But she was still determined to work for Dean — she told me she planned to take a day off when we got back, “and then it’s on to New Hampshire,” she said, a note of deter mination in her voice. I asked her what she would do if Dean didn’t win the Democratic nomination. “Cry,” she said. “And then I’d probably start working for somebody else.” ®

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m uch like a storm chaser, driving “Sailing has a high element o f all over the state to find the best the land drills, the chalk talk, the w ind and snow. In the M ad breaking skills down, but in River Valley, drivers along East snowkiting, it’s a lot more just W arren Road slow down to doing it, it’s a m uch more ‘feel’ watch her zip alongside them; on sport,” Miller explains. “I’m able Lake D unm ore, ice fishermen to ride w ith someone on the sec scratch their heads and ask her ond lesson, say ‘O K , hold your where she got that fancy para kite here, and edge like this,’ and chute. you go zhoop! upw ind.” Even someone who has never Miller has already planned a snowkiting program with been on skis or a snowboard can pick up snowkiting after just a few Champlain College, and she hours o f instruction. It helps to hopes to spread the word have some wind awareness — through discounted classes and knowing its direction and velocity kites. Then there’s the Vermont are prerequisites for cruising com Kite Storm on February 28, a fortably. Snowkiters start with the day o f demos and races in the wind at their backs, figuring out Burlington area. Seeing, and experiencing, the sport is the best where the kite is safest (above, in neutral) and strongest (to the front way to grasp its beauty, power and potential., (ji - r,f,,n to ^Jfand sides, in the “power zone”).

Once you’ve mastered basic flying on a trainer, you move onto a bigger kite, which has a bar and a wrist leash. If the thing flies out of control, you drop the bar and the kite falls but doesn't blow off to the next county. Even w ithout skis on, you feel the mighty pull of the sensitive kite and understand the wisdom of such a precaution. T h at’s in stark contrast to kitesurfing, which has earned a reputation as a dangerous, even deadly, pursuit. Some kiters have become “lofted” while still on land, bouncing along a beach and into a parking lot, where they sometimes crash into w ind shields. O ne kitesurfer in Tasmania got tangled in the trees; last November, a Kiwi blew straight over the trees and onto the roof o f his own house, giving local residents a bit o f a shock. In 2002, a G erm an professional kitesurfer was killed when her equipm ent snagged the rig o f another kiter and she was swept head-first into a sea wall. But nearly all o f the kitesurf ing horror stories can be attrib uted to the absence o f safety leashes or inadequate launching space. Because snowkiters practice on wide-open bowls, frozen lakes and fields — with the latest tech nology in safety releases — the activity is less risky than its watery counterpart. O nly one serious injury has been reported: a Frenchman who smashed up his face, heels and wrist in the Alps. Snowkiting risks are similar to those in skiing — “falling and hurting yourself,” says Miller, demonstrating a “chicken loop” and other assorted devices on one o f her bigger kites. “Lets say you’re Supermanned, splayed out

across the ground; you just drag under the kite and then squiggle around to get back up. If you don’t have control of the kite, there are lots o f ways to get o u t.” Despite such ungraceful images, snowkiting is am ong the most elegant and exhilarating sports in the world. There’s not enough snow on the fields to actually ski with the rig during my first lesson. Instead, Miller and I step inside the Dorset park skating rink to warm up and watch her laptop, which is play ing a film o f some recent European freestyle snowkiting competitions. O n the tiny screen, dozens o f multi-colored kites flutter against a powder-blue sky while the skiers and riders below carve through glaciers and perform tricks. Because the kites pull ver tically and laterally at the same time, athletes can fly hundreds o f feet into the air, controlling their hang time by shifting the kite’s position. T he flips and twists seem to be in slow m otion. And there are no lifts, no liftlines, no crowded halfpipes — just sliding and soaring w ith the wind. “T he kite makes this incredi ble sound,” says Miller. “In M ontana, we w ent out in the evening w ith just a little bit o f m oonlight and glowsticks, and zipped back and forth across this lake all night. It was amazing, no sound, just the kites m aking a lit tle whoosh as they flew through the air.” Snowkiting lessons range from $ 6 5 to $150; Stormboarding also sells gear. For more info, on snow kiting or the Vermont Kite Storm, see www.stormboarding.com or call 496-9691 ®

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A n a g in g H a r d w ic k t r a in e r fig h ts to k e e p b o x in g a liv e in V e rm o n t story: Ken Picard The staccato beat of boxing gloves on a leather speed bag fills the air of the dilapidated old barroom on Wol cott Street in downtown Hardwick; it’s now home to the Hardwick Amateur Boxing Club. As the chickita chickita patter announces the start of another Tuesday night workout, Armand Gelineau, the club’s 78-year-old trainer, paces impatiently and swears to himself. He’s waiting for the rest of his young boxers to trickle in the door. “Sonofabitch! They come and go like a bunch of sheep,” Gelineau gripes. His thick Northeast Kingdom accent is garbled by a mashed lower jaw, the result of countless bare-fisted blows he took in his youth. “There’s five already gone to a basketball game, and four

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more right here in the village that haven’t showed up and probably won’t. So, it’s hard getting ’em in.” Gelineau is short, with wiry, saltand-pepper hair, poor hearing and dark eyes that dart about behind his thick, black glasses. About 15 guys and one girl have signed up for the Hardwick Amateur Boxing Club since Gelineau opened it in September 2002. They range in age from 14 to 30. The unsteady rhythm of the speed bag is a reminder that most of them haven’t had much experience hitting anything that moves or hits back. But if the boxers are new, nearly everything else in the gym is a holdover from a bygone era: The old brass ring side bell mounted on a loose piece of

ply wood, the antique boxing glove spray-painted gold that someone mounted on a stick, the faded blackand-white poster advertising the “Cy Perkins’ Boxing Show” at Community Hall in Montpelier. Reserved seats for that February 1942 event cost 90 cents, but soldiers and sailors could get in for a quarter. Another fight card on the wall announces a bout featuring Burlington’s Charlie “Buster” Beaupre, a lightweight state champion in the mid-1930s. Beaupre’s cousin was a dentist who made Gelineau his first mouthpiece so he could go train in Boston — until Gelineau’s mother got wind of the plan and forbade it. Actually, nothing in the gym is as

much of a holdover from Vermont’s pugilistic past as Gelineau hitnself. Local boxing old-timers describe him as “definitely old-school,” someone who “swears like a parrot” but has a heart bigger than a racehorse’s, or simply “a character.” Gelineau has spent much of his life pursuing his boyhood dream of owning a gym, becoming a trainer and promot ing amateur bouts. And while no one in the boxing world would describe his career as a success in the traditional sense ?— he’s lost far more money than he’s made and never sent a boxer to a national championship — Gelineau has yet to throw in the towel. In fact, despite a hardscrabble history marked by heavy drinking, fighting and person al tragedies, Gelineau still devotes most of his time, energy and money to teach- j ing young people in his working-class community what he calls “the sweet sci- 1 ence of boxing.” O n a recent evening, Gelineau is readying three of his four boxers who are heading to the Burlington Golden Gloves Saturday night. Among them is 17-year-old Lori Martin, the’ club’s only j female and heavyweight. Martin, who used to get into frequent brawls in high school, says she switched to boxing after watching the Rocky movies. Though she has never fought competitively, she is dying to climb into the ring. “I try to get some of my girlfriends to come down so I can spar with them, but a lot of girls arenTfealty-in teres ted in box ing,” Martin says. Unfortunately, without a female sparring partner tonight, Martin is stuck helping a couple of 14-yeaeroJds with their workouts. Later in the evening, they’ll pummel each other in three rounds, leaving one with a bloody nose. Geline$p points out one of his more promising fighters, 26-year-old Brock Billings, who is shadowboxing in front of a mirror. The 163-pound propane technician from Walden, whose shaved | head and “Mad Dog” tattoo comple ment an already intimidating stare, used to compete in kick-boxing and Tae Kwon Do tournaments before joining the Hardwick club several months ago. When asked what kind of coach Gelineau is, he says, “hard to under stand sometimes, but other than that, it’s up to the individual if they want to ' work hard.” The third rookie in the tournament is 25-year-old Peter Hirschfeld, a copsand-courts reporter for the Times-Argus who is working on a first-person account of training for the Golden Gloves. Hirschfeld, who’s only been boxing with Gelineau for a couple of months, recalls how on his first day at the gym he met a boxer in his mid twenties who never returned. Hirschield later found out the guy has been sent back to jail. Gelineau had bailed him out a couple of times, gave him a blan- , ket and let him sleep in the gym until he was back on his feet.

Gelineau knows what it's like to be down for the count — both inside and outside the ring. “I used to drink a lot. I spent 20 of my best years drinking,” he admits. “So I says, look, I don’t want the kids to do what I done, lose the best part of their life. I’m gonna start a boxing club, a gym, so they can be straight. So I did.” W hen Gelineau tells a story, it’s hard to know whether he’s talking about last year or 1930 — he shuffles back and

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A Jap an ese Touch forth in time a lot, like a prize fighter dancing around the canvas. He says he only stepped into the ring, once as a boxer himself, and that was enough. It was years ago — Gelineau can’t recall when — and the Hardwick Fire Department had sponsored a town fair that included a boxing match. His opponent, a big bruis er from New Hampshire, climbed into the ring weighing 50 pounds more than he did. “Oh, by God, boy!” exclaims Gelineau, looking back on the fight. “He threw a right hand and bounced it off my head, and my head’s still dizzy since then.” Which isn’t to say that Gelineau never threw his share of punches outside the ring. He grew up on a farm in West Charleston

income at the Saturday night bouts, where spectators threw money right into the ring for the contenders. And with all the granite sheds, there were plenty of burly-armed brawlers around looking to prove themselves. The fights weren’t exactly for mal affairs. Gelineau remembers how the men used to gather in ~ . whatever space they could find — a barn, armory, schoolhouse, evejn a farmhouse kitchen — and slug it out for $5 or $10. “We used to move the chairs and tables out,r round; up a mess of boys and let ’er go. No mouthpieces, no head ' gear, fto gloves, nothing!” Gelin eau recalls. “We learned the art of fisticuffs, the sweet science of box ing, the hard way.”

cash in the professional rings. “In the 1930s, particularly, fighters were often called ‘Kid’ somebody,” Winkler notes. “That was basically to cover up your name so that your mother or girlfriend didn’t know you were doing this on the side at night.” In 1946, Burlington got its first Golden Gloves tournament. Since 1948 they’ve been held in Memorial Auditorium. Over the years, the sports popularity ebbed and flowed depending upon the vagaries of national tastes, public sensibilities and, according to Winkler, whether a war was underway. “As I look back through history, there seems to be a flurry of boxing activities up to a war period,” says Winkler, “and then everybody gets their fill of

I says, look, 1 don't want the kids to do what 1 done, lose the best part of their life. I'm gonna start a boxing club, a gym, so they can be straight. So I did. ARMAND GELINEAU and learned to box at age 14 from his older brothers. “Back then, we used to fight for jackknives and fish poles,” he recalls. Then the Great Depression hit. The family farm went belly up and they had to abandon the place. “We left there with a one-horse buggy, three bags of potatoes and the clothes on our backs,” Gelineau recalls. “I came to Hardwick in 1938, cause Hardwick was a fightin’ town in the stone-shedding days,” he continues. “There were 14 bar rooms in Hardwick and three restaurants. There was no suction device in the granite buildings in them days, so that dust — ah, Jesus! — plugged their lungs right up, so they’d only last 40 years and come down with the stone cutter consumption.” For men like Gelineau who didn’t get jobs in the granite sheds, money was hard to come by. Occasionally, he picked up a few days of work building roads for the Civilian Conservation Corps, then supplemented his

The 1920s and '30s were a heyday of sorts for Vermont boxing, according to Vermont boxing historian Robert Winkler. In the years leading up to and including World War II, boxing matches were a ubiquitous feature at county fairs, civic events, pic nics, VFW halls and CCC camps. “It was something to do, some thing to pass the time. You could make money at it, even though that’s not what it was all about,” explains Winkler, who has been compiling a history of Vermont boxing based largely on newspaper accounts from that era. “There was an excitement to it. It was a way of getting your aggressiveness out in a legal way, instead of going out in the streets and fighting.” Though Vermont never devel oped a professional boxing circuit, in those years the line between amateur and professional bouts was hazy at best. Many Vermont fighters would cross into Massachusetts, New York or Canada to pick up some extra

fighting during the war, and then afterwards they’re busy doing other things.” Amateur boxing in Vermont saw a resurgence in the 1970s with the arrival of the U.S. Olympic team, which trained at the University of Vermont for the 1976 summer games in Montreal. That team included such leg endary names as Sugar Ray Leonard, John Tate and Michael and Leon Spinks, all of whom went on to professional fame. O f course, amateur boxing has never been about earning a living — after Michael Spinks won his gold medal that year, he quit the sport and went to work cleaning floors and scrubbing toilets in a St. Louis chemical factory. During the 1970s, Gelineau also worked as a janitor in the Concord manufac turing plant in Morrisville while operating a boxing gym out of the old Hardwick fire station. After scraping together enough money to build a ring he could move from town to town, Gelineau

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teacher new to Hardwick’s Hazen Union School, volunteered to spar with a young welterweight, Gelineau didn’t think much of it. Both boxers were outfitted in headgear, mouthpieces, athletic cups and 16-ounce gloves, and the can vas had the standard 3-inch pad. When Moore took a single punch to the nose and collapsed in the sitting position, neither the refer ee nor the spectators suspected any thing unusual had occurred. Three days later, he died of a concussion. “If a boxing match is a story, it is always a wayward story, one in which anything can happen,” writes Joyce Carol Oates, an avid boxing enthusiast. “In no other sport can so much take place in so brief a period of time, and so irrevocably.” About a week later, Gelineau returned from Moore’s funeral in

ing gloves, protective gear and a new ring, which he set up in the local teen center. But a dispute with one of the center’s organizers cost him his space and his equip ment. For a time, he tried to hold some matches in the rectory of St. Norbert’s Churchy but that didn’t work out, either. Eventually he told the priest, “Boxing and being in the church business don’t go together too good.” Undaunted, Gelineau started again from scratch, visiting more businesses and scraping together another $1200 so he could buy a ring and rent out the long-defunct hotel on Wolcott Street. Like the old trainer, the hotel seems frozen in time — in the adjoining bar room, where the ceiling sags, there are still glasses on the bar and ciga rettes in the ashtrays.

eau’s 18-year-old grandson who killed himself last month. For Gel ineau, the solemn tribute is a pain ful reminder of why he keeps his gym open. Downstairs, the locker room is abuzz with beefy-armed boys, a few of whom look like they’ve had their noses broken more than once. But there are plenty of nerv ous faces, too, including the Hardwick club’s Dan “Bear” Bovat, a 172-pound middleweight newcomer who’s built like a fire plug. Bovat, whose grandfather was a Golden Gloves champion, hops around anxiously trying to shake off his nervous energy. “I just want to get in there, fight, and get it over with,” says Bovat, sipping water and spitting repeatedly into a trash can. He’s vomited four times already, he

begins, and the ref finally calls the fight in favor of Tewksbury. As Bovat spits out his mouthpiece and climbs dejectedly through the ropes, the spectator beside me comments, “That kid’s got a lot of heart.” Hardwick’s Brock Billings fares better. Just 30 seconds into the first round, he delivers a devastating uppercut to the Bantam Boxing Club’s M att Huntington, sending his opponent to the canvas face down with one of the night’s bestthrown punches. Huntington sur vives the rest of the match, but the judges hand Billings the victory. Hardwick’s most surprising showing that night, however, is Peter Hirschfeld’s three rounds against Green Mountain’s Jeremy Bissonnette. From the opening bell, it’s clear that neither fighter has set foot in the ring before, and the fight is

admits, not to make weight but because of butterflies. Gelineau and teammate Lori Martin wrap Bovat’s hands while Gelineau gives him a last-minute talk. “You got your cup?” Gelineau asks. “N o,” Bovat says nonchalantly. “No? You don’t got a cup, you can’t box,” the coach informs him. “I don’t like cups,” Bovat answers.

anything but graceful. By round two, Bissonette is bleeding from the nose and both boxers are literally staggering with exhaustion. At the final bell, the contenders hug in a gesture of mutual respect. And when the announcer declares Bissonnett the winner by decision, the crowd lets out a chorus of sustained boos. Back in the locker room, Hirschfeld is just beginning to sense what he’s going to feel like in the morning. Smiling weakly, the former sports writer expresses his unabashed relief that he won’t be back next week to compete. “I don’t want to bust on the Golden Gloves at all,” Hirschfeld says, “but I don’t ever want to do that again.”

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Holyoke, Massachusetts, locked the doors on his gym and had nothing to do with boxing for another two decades. These days, the usually talkative old trainer doesn’t offer many clues about how he spent those intervening years, except to say that he drank a lot. Gelineau probably never would have returned to the sport if he did n’t care so much about young peo ple. Two years ago, he began to notice a lot of Hardwick kids hang ing around with nothing to do. “I see the kids running around the streets with their skateboards and their Rollerblades and — oh, my God! — playing chicken in the road, futzing and farting and you name it!” Gelineau recalls. “So I say, someone gonna get killed on this street so I better do something. So I started up the boxing club again.”

In the fall o f 1980, Gelineau put on what would be his last boxing At 76, Gelineau began visiting tournament in Hardwick. It was a local businesses to raise money. He lean night and there weren’t many says he scraped together $5500 in sparring partners available. So when Shaun Moore, a 24-year-old‘school- V three weeks and bought, new bo*-

It’s a struggle to make the gym work. On Gelineau’s modest Social Security checks, supplemented by a part-time job as church custodian, he can barely afford the cost of heat ing the leaky old place. But he does n’t charge his club members more than $25 a month for their threehour sessions twice a week. “That’s 24 hours of training for 25 bucks. And I have a hard time getting that. What I get, I get,” Gelineau says with a shrug. “But I’m going to keep it open. Even if there’s one or two of them, they’ll learn something.”

“Three months training, he for gets his cup. I gotta be his moth er,” says Gelineau, to no one in particular. “Brock, get him a cup!” Later that night, the cup doesn’t It s Saturday night in do much to protect Bovat from the Memorial Auditorium — the first blows he takes from Newport’s o f three weekends o f the Burling Todd Tewksbury. During the threeton Golden Gloves tournament. round bout, Bovat delivers a num At the start o f the evening, just ber o f slow but solid punches o f his after the national anthem is sung, own, but late in the second round the announcer calls for a moment he gets pinned in a comer and has o f silence. Everyone pauses as the bell rings a 10-count, honoring the trouble getting out. He’s still some . ' memory o f John Miserak, Gelin- >* what dazed as the third round y

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PINE ST. JAZZ ENSEMBLE, Parima, 7 p.m. NC.

TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC.

PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC.

LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

AMANDA GUSTAFSON, ERIC OLSEN, MIRIAM BERNARDO & MICHAEL CHORNEY (indie singer-songwriters), 1/2, 8 p.m. NC.

7L, ESOTERIC, WORDSWORTH (hiphop), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

INFAMOUS BLUES BAND, Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

COLLEGE NIGHT W /D J ROBBIE J. (top 40 dance), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.-

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DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK K A R A O K E , J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.mi NC.

ADMINISTRATOR (hip-hop/lounge). Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, The Pour House, 9 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP DJS, The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

:: c h a m p l a i n v a l l e y LADIES' NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MONSTER HITS KARAOKE, Otter Creek Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: c e n t r a l ABBY JENNE (folk-rodf, Charlie 0's, 9:30 p.m. NC. R O B W & L I & K S (singefcsongw riter), Purple M eon P u b , 7 p .m . N C .

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THU. 29' :: b u r lin g t o n a r e a THE SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by

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QUEEN CITY ROCK (classic cuts, DJs Chii & Elliott), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m.„ $5/NC.

BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazzblues), Halvorson's, 8 p.m. NC.

ELLEN POWELL & MIKE SUCHER (jazz), Leunig'sr7 p.m. NC.

EYE OH YOU (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

THE LESTONS, SEEPEOPLES (rock), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

KAMIKAZI COMEDY ACT, Nectar's, 8 p.m. NC, followed by, LION PRIDE SOUNDSYSTEM W/MYSTIC VIBES (reggae), 9:30 p.m. NC.

LADIES' NIGHT (DJ Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $7/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC.

L BURNERS (hip-hop DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC.

NEWPORT JAZZ FEST 50TH ANNIVER SARY CELEBRATION TOUR, Flynn Center, 7:30 p.m. $34/27/19. AA.

REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

BRIAN PATNEAUDE QUARTET (jazz), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

LIVE BRAZILIAN MUSIC, Souza's, 6:30 p.m. NC.

RICK REDDINGTON (acoustic standards & originals), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC.

WRUV DJS (eclectic), The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC.. ...

LAKE TROUT, HIM, MICE PARADE (post-rock). Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $10/12. AA.

BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC.

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v e n u e s 411 Angela's Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936. Ashley's, Merchant's Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl S t., Essex J e t , 878-5494. Banana Winds Caf# & Pub, Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jet., 879-0752.

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Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee's Knees, 82 Lower Main S t , Morrisville, 888-7889. The Bobcat Caf6, 5 Main St., BristoL 453-3311. B o o n /s Grille, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. The Brewsld, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Cambridge Coffeehouse, Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville,

OPEN MIKE, Montpelier Community Coffee House, Rhapsody Main Street, 7 p.m. Donations.

BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic rock). Purple Moon Pub, 6 p.m. NC.

644-5721.

THE HIBERNATORS (bluegrass),

Capitol Grounds, 45 State S t , Montpelier, 223-7800. Charlie O's, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. The Fish, Rt. 12, Northfield Falls, 485-7577. Franny O's, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno's Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Good Times Cafe, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Greenstreet's Restaurant, 30-40 Main St., Burlington, 862-4930. Halvorson's Upstreet Cafe, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hector's, 1 Lawson Ln„ Burlington, 862-6900. Henry's Pub, Holiday Inn , 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888. The Hungry Lion, 1145 Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5848. J. Morgan's at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252. J.P.'s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. K ace/s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. .The Kept Writer, 5 Lake St., St. Albans, 527-6242. Kincade's, Rt. 7, Milton, 893-4649. Koffee Kat, 130 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-8433. Leunig's, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jet., 878-3309. Lion's Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield,

Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. $3. AA.

:: n o r t h e r n IRISH JAM SESSION W/ALLAN CHURCH, Bee's Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. AA.

SETH YAC0V0NE BAND (blues), Orion Pub, 9 p.m. $5.

TAR BEACH (rock). Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

SASSY KARAOKE W/THE C MONSTER, L. D. & C.C., Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC.

LADIES' NIGHT (top 40, hip-hop; DJ Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

:: s o u t h e r n VIRGINIA COALITION (rock), Pickle Barrel, 10 p.m. $8-10. 18+

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496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary's Restaurant The Inn at Baldwin Creek, North Route 116, Bristol,

COLIN CLARY & FRIENDS (indie-rock birthday bash), Radio Bean, 9 p.m.

453-2432.

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Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McDonough's, Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126. McKee's Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

BLAST W /D JS CHIA & ELLIOTT (techno/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. LIVE DJ, Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KIP MEAKER (blues). Red Square,

M illennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Mr. Mike's, 206 Main S t , Burlington, 864-0072. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. The Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury Village, 586-7533. Nectar's, 188 Main S t , Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Otter Creek Tavern, 35 Green St., Vergennes, 877-3667. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main S t , St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Peart S t , Burlington, 864-7917. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-1024. The Positive Pie, 69 Main S t , Plainfield, 454-0133. The Pour House, 1900 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, R t 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Square, 136 Church S t , Burlington, 859-8909. Rhapsody Main S t , 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Ri Ra Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Riverview Cafe, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Riverwalk Records, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-3334. Rozzi's Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main S t , Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty NaiL Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sami's Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Souza's Churrascaria, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-2433. St. John's Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starbucks, Burlington Town Center, 651-9844. Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655: 9542. Trinity Church, 137 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9158. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at th e Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730. The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

NAKED AMBITION (rock), Sweetwater*, 9 p.m. NC. Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

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FLAVA (hip-hop/dancehall/old school; DJs Robbie J. & Toxic), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before

L BURNERS (hip-hop DJs), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard),

Burlington, 3rd floor, 9 p.m. NC.

STUR CRAZIE (rock), Henry's Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

RICHIE ORTIZ (acoustic standards & Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC.

MELISSA FERRICK, ANNE HEATON (singer-songwriters), Higher Ground, 8084 (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show)/ Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, fol lowed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC.

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

YO YO NIPPLES (rock), Franny O's, 9 p.m. NC.

:: c h a m p l a i n v a lle y TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

SWEET PEA CROSSING (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m. NC

LIVE MUSIC (rock), Charlie O's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

SOLOMONIC SOUND (reggae), Phoenix Bar, 9 p.m. NC.

(p ic tu re d ) p la y d u e ts oo zing w ith sle e p y s o u l.

Amanda Gustafson

and

Eric Olsen

Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3.

NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

sp in so n g s from t h e ir s im ila rly s o o th in g , e m o tio n a lly w re n ch in g ca ta lo g s.

NC.

ABBY JENNE & STACY STARKWEATHER ELECTRIC BLUE & THE KOZMIC TRUTH (jam), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

LIVE DJ, Riverview Cafe, 5 p.m. NC. RETRO ('80s-'90s dance/hip-hop; DJ Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m.

:: s o u t h e r n STOCKWELL BROTHERS (bluegrass),

o a nrI . Oo -1I b u r lin g t o n a r e a STEPHEN CALLAHAN (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by EAMES BROS. BAND (mountain blues), 9 p.m. NC. TASTE W/CRAIG MITCHELL & ELLIOTT (techno/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

SIRSY (pop-rock), Ri Ra Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

STYMIE (funk), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DREAMLAND W/LITTLE JOYCE (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC.

RETRONOME ('70s-'80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

NAMED BY STRANGERS, TAR BEACH MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin's, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (hip-hop/reggae/old school; DJs Robbie J., Kwik & Big A), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DIAZ & RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJs),

THE SHIFTLESS ROUNDERS (Appalachian stripmall folk), Purple

Miriam Bernardo

Hector Cobeo), Chow! Bella, 8:30 p.m.

(rock), Nefctar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: c e n t r a l

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(folk), Bee's Knees, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

St. John's Club, 7 p.m. NC.

SOFA LIZARDS (sound collage), CCV,

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DUB SOUND (reggae), Matterhorn,

11 p.m.

MOONLIGHT MUSIC : :

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk

Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE KENT VARIETY (rock). Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

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Starlight Lounge, 9:30 p.m. $5. AA.

p.m. NC.

JAY BURR & FRIENDS (rock), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

YELLOWCARD, THE FORMAT, CLASS CLOWN (alt-rock/punk), Higher

TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES

Ground, 9 p.m. $12. AA

(rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

EXIT ONLY (rock), Trackside Tavern,

:: n o rth e rn

9 p.m. NC.

fit), Music Box, 7 p.m. $8/NC. AA.

D.Dot), McKee's Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

JAMES HARVEY & JOHN RIVERS (jazz),

MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Backstage

T u es d a y FEBRUARY 3

Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny 0's, 9 p.m.

Stowehof Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

NC.

SOUL SKILLET (DJs), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAYS, Red Square, 10 SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club

Educational Foundation benefit), Old Lantern, 7 p.m. $16.50.

Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

:: c e n t r a l SOUL SHOT (rock), Phoenix Bat 9 p.m. NC. POTEEN (Celtic), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30

:: n o r t h e r n

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

THE FIGGS

NC.

JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: c h a m p l a i n v a l l e y

:: southern DE LA SOUL (hip-hop), Pickle Barrel,

Brothers Tavern, 11:30 a.m. NC.

10 p.m. $8-10.

BOW THAYER BAND (folk/rock; CD

p.m. $4.

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OPEN MIKE, Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m.

JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES, Two

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HOP PARTY 7

House, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

dance, hip-hop, reggae; DJ Q.D.O.),

DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

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Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

Rasputin's, 10 p.m. NC/$7. 18+

bands), Sami's Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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FRED EAGLESMITH, THE FIVE TOWN BAND (country-rock; Tari Sfyattudc,

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p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Necta/s, 8 p.m. NC. FREESTYLE (hip-hop/r&b DJ),

SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE (eclectic new

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ANTHONY GERACI (jazz), Emily's,

STEALING FROM THIEVES

Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. AA.

Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

MUD CITY RAMBLERS (bluegrass), Orion

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 4

ERIN MCDERMOTT (solo acoustic),

OLD-TIME SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 1 p.m. NC, followed by TOM BIANCHI, MARY BLUE (singer-songwriters),

Bee's Knees, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

3 p.m. NC.

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub,

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p.m. NC.

STOLEN MOMENTS (bossa nova/jazz),

KARAOKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from

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:: b u rlin g to n a r e a

LIVE JAZZ, Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT'S JOY (Irish), Ri Ra Irish

GEOFF KIM TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by SEAN HOOD, LOVERS (singer-songwriter, indie-

JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz), Red

Pub, 7 p.m. NC. Square, 10 p.m. NC.

rock), 9 p.m. NC.

STEALING FROM THIEVES, AKRASIA, THE INTERIOR (indie/alt-rock), Club

LIQUID LOUNGE (DJs), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC.

Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

LIVE JAZZ, Leunig's, 7 p.m. NC. LINK UP (reggae DJs), Red Square,

LIQUID DEAD (jam, Grateful Dead trib ute), Nectar's, 9:30 p.m. NC.

COLLEGE NIGHT W /DJ ROBBIE J . (top

9 p.m. NC.

BLUESDAY W /JIM BRANCA, Nectar's,

40 dance), Millennium Nightclub,

9:30 p.m. NC.

10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

TRASHBACK W/TRICKY PAT & ROBBIE J . (retro/'80s), Millennium Nightclub,

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin's,

10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub,

10 p.m. NC.

OXONOISE (rock), J.P.'s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE HUNTINGTON PROJECT (rock),

9:30*p.m. NC.

Waiting Room, 9 p.m. NC.

ALEJANDRO TORRENS (Latin jazz; mem ber of Grupo Sabor), The Monkey

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, J.P.'s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

House, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE, The Pour House, 9 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP DJS, The Monkey House, 8 p.m.

:: n o rth e rn

NC.

CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter; member

THE GROOVE COMPONENTS, THE FLO

of Mud City Ramblers), Bee's Knees,

(funk-rock), Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $6.

7 p.m. NC. AA.

18+

PAUL DOUSE/MARK ABAIR/PHOTON PHIL (acoustic trio), Sami's Harmony

OPEN MIKE, Geno's Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE,

GHISLAINE (piano), Chow! Bella, 6:30

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

p.m. NC.

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ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE W/THE HARDLUCK KID, Kacey's, 8:30 p.m. NC.

BRENDAN TAFFE (fiddle/guitar),%*od Times Cafe, 7:30 p.nv Donations. .

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OPEN MIKE (hosted by Uncle Buzz), Mad Mountain Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

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r e v ie w th i JIM GILMOUR, QUARTERLINE (Self-released, CD) In the Beatles movie A Hard Day's Night, British comic actor Wilfrid Brambell played the role of Paul's grandfa ther. A ll through the movie, everyone who comes across this old codger immediately makes a comment about how "clean" he seemed to be. "Clean" is also the fore most adjective that comes to mind in describing the debut CD of Rutland County singer-songwriter Jim Gilmour. The sound on the 10 carefully crafted tracks is sparkling, the playing uncluttered, the writing confident and the singing quite gorgeous — recalling Jesse Colin Young during his golden years with the Youngbloods. Gilmour has spent years enriching Vermont's musical cul ture: organizing the Solarfest (a summertime music and alternative-energy festival), launching the Turn of the Tide concert series at his local library, and producing and/or engineering numerous local recording projects at Southview Arts, his studio in Middletown Springs. It's good news that he won a "performing songwriter con test" last year in Park City, Utah. After a year of heavy touring, Gilmour is getting the recognition he deserves as a solo musician. ROBERT RESNIK

TERRIBLE TUESDAYS, CARRY A TORCH (Self-released, CD) Terrible Tuesdays comprise two multi-instrumentalists, James Rustad (vocals, guitar and upright bass) and Greg Benson (keyboards, drums and vocals). Both study at the University of Vermont — Rustad's in med school and Benson is a music major. On their 10 -song disc, the two present a collection of earnest, searching songs that reflect on the past and present and ponder the meaning of it all. The sound is catchy, with hints of The Beatles, The Beach Boys, They Might Be Giants and The Turtles. ,What stands out most is BensonTtig ht, well-considered drumming. There are some sweet, high harmonies, and the songs include interesting changes with a good feel for pop — "Rowhouse Dreams" is my favorite. It's a wellorchestrated batch of songs, but overall the musicianship is a bit ahead of the songwriting. Let's call this a very promising start. I f Terrible Tuesdays keep it up, we should be hearing some great things from them in the future. For now, Cany a Torch stands as a solid, enjoyable collection of pop explorations in the nice-guy vein. COLIN CLARY

SETH EAMES,

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(Self-released, CD) These days far too many so-called blues artists are being praised like they're the hottest thing to rise from the Delta in decades. Of these acts being compared to Robert Johnson, Son House and the like, some are actually playing a raved-up sort of "blooze-rock" th at wouldn't get a dime tossed in their caps in Chicago, New Orleans or Kansas City. So it's always a pleasant surprise when an artist comes along who actually seems to channel the same spirit of sadness that crack les from the grooves of classic recordings. Local singer-songwriter Seth Eames strips away any bar-band braggadocio from his songs, leaving instead stunningly simple, ghostly works that flow with an easy, front-porch-picking vibe. As a member of the Eames Brothers Band, Seth has spent years perfecting the group's cryptic, thickly woven sound. On the all-acoustic Train Goes By, Eames goes it alone, writing and perform ing all of the record's 16 tracks. Space is key to Eames' music, and his tracks have a delicacy th at makes you feel like you're eavesdropping upon a private, spiritual performance. The songs are built around tenderly plucked acoustic guitar and the artist's gravel-and-honey vocals — though Eames adds accents of under stated harmonica, flute and tenor sax. The music is deceptively simple and soothing to the ears yet plants, well, the blues deep in the gut. Things start off slowly with the title track and keep a pretty languid pace throughout the album. "Waiting by the Roadside" pairs moaning vocals with twanging guitar licks. On "Old Mountain," Eames' impressively soulful voice is the main attraction. • ,, On Train Goes By, Eames proves he's an adept songwriter, singer and performer. The only downsides of the disc are its excessive length — 16 tracks in ju s t over 65 minutes — and the 14 unvarying pace and feel of his songs. But i f you're looking to slip away into a captivating, remarkably powerful blues record, give th is a spin. ETHAN COVEY

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ways, on every front. It is exciting that both bands have new line-ups. The HiM band has a singer, which is cool. In the Mice Parade band, I’m ditching the drums and trying to play guitar. It could be stupid, but it’s also exciting nonetheless. The idea of HiM and Mice Parade playing together in the same places? How can you get more exciting than that, man? C ’mon!

dam Pierce is an indie-rock Everyman. As the main brain behind hip post rockers Mice Parade, member o f the dub-drenched Afrobeat collective HiM and owner of lauded label Bubblecore STORY Records, the Brooklyn native has ETHAN released some of the American under ground’s most challenging music. CO VEY Both Mice Parade and HiM — Mice Parade, fronted by drum master Doug Sharin HiM, Thursday,. have new records that show the groups January 29, expanding in new directions. In Many Higher Ground, in High Places Are Not Well, HiM layers Winooski, 9 p.m. With Lake Trout. organic funk, jazz and world rhythms Bubblecore over the pulse o f a vicious, two-drumkit Records can be attack. Obrigado Saudade, Mice Parade’s found at www. latest, shows Pierce steering away from bubblecore.com. the angular experimentation of his earli er recordings and embracing lush, orchestrated pop. O n the eve of the bands’ double-bill show in Vermont, Pierce chatted with Seven Days from his Brooklyn office about the writing process, touring and rock labels. SEVEN DAYS: You’ve spent a lot o f time on the road. How is this tour going to be different or excitingfor you? ADAM PIERCE: Oh, in a million

Thursday, February 12 at 7:30 pm and 1 Friday, February 13 at 7:30 pm &10 pm ,

AP: Yes, exactly. SD: How much do the bands improvise on stage? AP: A fair amount. Both bands used to improv more than they currently do, but it still definitely happens. The HiM band has the burning two-drumkit thing still going on most of the time. I guess the MP band may be a little bit quieter or poppier or, I don’t really know [laughs].

SD: How did you translate the material from the new records to be played live? AP: It’s a hard thing to do. I’ve put out these old [Mice Parade] records when there was never a live band [planned], and then [we] sort of tried to play some of that stuff and it was ridiculously impossible, because there are just differ ent instruments everywhere. So with the new record I tried to keep things a little bit tamer with instrumentation and parts and all that, so that a band would be able to play it better... I think it’ll translate decently, I hope.

SD: As a writer, do you view albums as being a collection o f sounds or a collection o f songs? AP: Songs, man. I own albums that are collections of sounds and those are great for that, but my albums are songs. I’m trying to really get back into song writing. The studio’s in my house, so I can record stuff whenever, be lazy and slow about it, and then after a while there are songs and we can put it out on an album [laughs].

SD: So, unlike your previous albums, which were strictly studio projects, you wrote this record with the thought o f it being played live?

SD: D id you have a goal with the album? A certain sound you were aiming for? AP: No, I never have anything like that. I’m always pretty surprised by the sound once it’s done. It’s rarely intentional. Usually I listen back Qnce it’s done and

SD: What about some o f the South American sounds on the record? AP: Well, I’ve listened to that stuff for ever, and a lot of it, but I don’t think there’s actually that much of it on this new record. There’s some, but just because the title is in another language doesn’t mean to imply that the music all has some crazy Brazilian tinge to it. There’s one song, “Milton Road,” that is directly influenced by Milton Nascimento, and I certainly do listen to him. That’s an obvious Brazil reference, but all the pop shit is more like, I don’t know, the first Lilys album, maybe. SD: What are three records any fan o f Mice Parade should spend some time get ting to know? AP: The first record by D ’Gary, a gui tarist from Madagascar. I would have to say Milton Nascimento, a record he did in 1974 with Los Borges. That fecord is insane. And then, how about My Bloody Valentine’s Loveless? Or any given Fugazi record. • m c',r SD: Do you feel tied in to a larger scene o f musicians? AP: It’s more like feeling like an infant in a world of people I can learn more from. Fuck all that other shit, that post rock shit. I always thought that was a weird term anyway. I thought it should have been “instrumental guitar math jazz” [laughs]. It’s trying to give its mid dle finger to rock, really, not trying to lead from it. (Z)

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CALL TO ARTISTS • The Daily Planet seeks artists interest ed in exhibiting work in the Burlington restaurant. Info, 862-9647. • The Women's Rape Crisis Center in Burlington seeks art by victims, or in their honor, for their upcoming "Heroism" show. Deadline March 12. Info, 864-0555. • The Basin Harbor Club in Vergennes seeks Vermont artists to exhibit work in the "Reflections on Basin Harbor" juried art show. Deadline March 1. Info, 475-2311.

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EXHIBIT "G eom etry o f Light," p h o to graphs by A ndrew K line. V erm ont State Suprem e Court Lobby, M ontpelier. Through February 29. ARTWORK

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ne o f the great American masters of black-and-white photography, Edward W eston said in what m ust have been a tongue-in-cheek m om ent, “N othing more than 500 yards away from the car is photogenic." It is fortunate that Weston did more than landscapes. In his 50-year career, he produced a var ied body o f images that included figu rative work and abstracted still lifes -as well as landscapes. Although he claimed to have renounced the narra tive qualities o f photography in the late 1930s, it m ight also be said that everything he did was actually a por trait — o f textures, shadows and form. T hose same form alist qualities are p aram o u n t in the w ork o f V erm ont p h otographer A ndrew Kline. His current exhibition o f black-andw hite photography at the Suprem e C o u rt building in M ontpelier, e n ti tled “G eom etry o f L ight,” encom passes a wide array o f subjects. But as in W estons w ork, K lines pieces are n o t necessarily about the people, places and objects th at they literally depict. “Broom ,” for example, is not about a broom. It is a_roughly triangular mass o f scruffy textures, described by gray tonalities and existing in the m id dle o f black, negative space. W hile that may sound like esoteric artspeak to some, one need only compare the tex tural disparities o f “Broom” to “W hite Rose,” which hangs next to it. In both works, the figure-ground relationship is as simple as can be — just a cen tered form in a dark space — and the com positions are identical. But the textures o f straw and rose petals are in dram atic opposition. There are other textural antipodes as well: wooden broom handle versus glass vase, threads binding the broom versus stem and thorns. A more subtle contrast is the difference in scale. T he broom and the rose are not the same size in real life, but they appear to be in Kline’s pieces. This exhibition comprises about 40 photos, and while m any o f the images are related, Kline seems to approach

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MYESHA GOSSELIN: New photographs. Red Square, Burlington, 865-0120. Reception January 28, 7-9 p.m.

SEAN PAUL LAMBERT: Colossal col lages, premier paintings and dynamic drawings. 3rd Floor Gallery, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 865-

4422. Reception January 30, 8 p.m. Live music by the Sofa Lizards.

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DAN MORAN: "From a Dark Abyss," draw ings. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4797069. Reception January 30, 7 p.m.

"ALWAYS IN SEASON': An exhibit show

casing arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Reception January 30, 5-7 p.m.

white clapboard “O ld West C hurch” is a triptych with individual images num bered I, II and III from left to right. Images I and II seem like a con joined view running from a rear corner to the front, while III focuses on the church’s cupola. T he geometry o f the triptych is highly complex, but its details are extremely simple. A piece o f rural architecture also serves as the starting point for “Saudek’s Barn,” but the barn bears lit

cally no neck. Kline has again captured opposites w ith this pair. A lthough diptychs are not ostensibly part o f his portfolio, on close examination o f this show, they seem to appear frequently, just not always side by side. “Boardwalk” and “H udson River” make another interesting pair. Both pieces have distant, centered vanishing points that seem to make the land scape endless. “H udson River” is a shot straight upstream from inside a

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ABBY MAN0CK: "Bottled Up," new drawings. 1/2, Burlington, 310-1856. Reception January 30, 8-10 p.m.

SENIOR ARTS GUILD EXHIBITION: A group exhibit featuring works created by elders in Burlington City Arts sen ior art classes. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception January 31, 1-4 p.m.

ALEX LEVAC: "Our Country," black-andwhite photographs of Israel and its people. Allen House, UVM, Burlington, 656-1153. Reception February 2, 4 p.m.

TALKS/ EVENTS "FEAST THE EYE, FOOL THE EYE": Middlebury studio art professor Jim

t iv e p o s s ib ilit ie s o f p h o to g ra p h y ^ ju s t a s h is f o r e b e a r W e s to n d id , b u t h is w o r k t e lls s t o r ie s n e v e r t h e le s s .

Butler discusses the s t r i f e and trompe I'oeil paintings from the Oscar and Maria Salzer Collection. Middlebury College Museum of Arts, Center for the Arts, 443-3169. January 28, 4:30 p.m.

GALLERY TALK: A Hood curator provides prospective on visual art using pieces from "Lateral Thinking: Art of the

tie similarity to “O ld West C hurch.” T he barn is gritty, and its weathered gray clapboards are broken and decrepit while the whitewashed church clapboards are well cared for. A stone foundation ties the barn to the soil, just as the church’s cupola ties it to heaven. Kline saw a whole new set o f textures in “Saudek’s Barn,” and pres ents the viewer w ith an entirely new statement. “W alter” and “O ndis” are like opposing sides o f a coin. T he former is a silhouette facing left, while the latter is a head in profile facing right. “O ndis” is bald and his face is slightly upturned, giving him a long, graceful neck. “W alter” is a shadow with coarse |ir, a heavier brow and practi-

sailboat. T he prow in the foreground seems to be gliding over sm ooth water framed by the banks o f the river. “Boardwalk” is like a railroad w ithout rails, traversing a flat wetland. T he horizontal boards o f the boardwalk provide a nice counterpoint to the sharp, straight edges rushing to meet eternity at the horizon. Kline appears to eschew the narra tive possibilities o f photography, just as his forebear W eston did, but his w ork tells stories nevertheless. T hey are con structed from abstract visual building blocks, as well as from the poetry o f light and shadow; If you can begin to understand the photographer’s lan guage, his pictures tell a thousand

1990s." Second Floor Gallety, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-1469. January 28, 7 p.m.

CLAIRE ROBINSON-WHITE: The Firehouse director discusses Vermont native Max Schumann's poignant, political realist paintings, currently on view. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. January 28, 12:30 p.m.

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songs, stories and discussion about

Burlington, 656-4200. Through

Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211.

future activities. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. January 28,

February 13.

Through January 29.

"SPECTACLES TO BEHOLD": An exhibit revealing the stylistic and technical

6:,30-8:30 p.m.

'BEARING WITNESS' TALK: Bob Manning of the Vermont Council on

Charles Buckley, p ic tu re d here, q u a lify nicely. Had NASA's c lu n k y rovers been b u ilt o u t o f recycled m e ta l — i.e ., ju n k — th e y could

Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

sculptures and new multi-media works.

'CELEBRATING CULTURES': Hands-on

AARON G. STEIN: Shadow boxes. Airport Gallery, Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through January.

SUSAN VACCARO PARKER: Acrylic and watercolor paintings. Daily Planet,

Cafe Piccolo, Burlington, 862-5515.

Burlington, 878-7426. Through

Through February 13.

January.

JANET VAN FLEET: "The Red Dress,"

tors to explore artworks made by peo

SENIOR ARTS GUILD EXHIBITION:

ple from around the world. Hood

paintings and three-dimensional works

Museum of Art, Dartmouth College,

connected to Sara Pearson/Patrik

Hanover, N.H., 603-646-1469. February

Widrig and Company's upcoming pro

Burlington City Arts' senior art classes

1, noon - 5 p.m.

duction, The Return of Lot's Wife. Amy

at the Heineberg Senior Center and the

E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center,

Champlain Senior Center. 2nd Floor,

For art workshops and instruction, see "classes" in Section B.

have looked as good as B uckley's w o rk. W ould

Artwork created by elders in

Burlington, 652-4500. Through

Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-

February 28.

7166. Through January.

SUSAN OSMOND: A rotating show of oils

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Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. Through January.

Through June 27. PETE SMITH: "Door-Screen Sculptures,"

activity and game stations enable visi

s ty le du jo u r, and th e sc u lp tu re s o f

developments in eyeglasses over the

Humanities talks about "art as social Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. January

BRUCE MACDONALD & CHRISTOPHER THOMPSON: Encaustic designs.

course of their history. Fleming

commentary and propaganda." Studio 31, 4:30 p.m.

"W ild and w a c k y " is th e d esign ate d

as a child. Pickering Room, Fletcher

Living/Learning Center Gallery, UVM,

GALLERY OPEN HOUSE: An evening of

ROY NEWTON: "The Last Hay Bale,"

on linen, paper and board. Grannis

handmade prints. Red Onion Cafe,

Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through

Burlington, 865-2563. Through February 17.

March.

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MASHA STERN: "Through the Fog," pho

NANCY STONE & KATHERINE POPE: "Songs of Hours," watercolors and

ANTHONY D. SINI: "Dark Matters,"

tographs, Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-

paintings and drawings; and

3074, through January. Selected works,

JONATHAN DRAUDT: "Bioforms,"

poetry, respectively, through February

Wine Works, Burlington, 951-9463,

oversized forms from nature sculpted

2; and MELINDA WHITE: "The Lord Is

through March 1.

in pine. Flynndog, Burlington, 8632227. Through January.

MIA PHAIR: "Layers," paintings and

My Shepherd," sculptures, February 2-24. Cathedral Arts Gallery, Cathedral

prints. Speeder & Earl's, Pine St.,

Church of St. Paul, Burlington,

Burlington, 233-1684. Through early

864-0471.

February.

"A SHOW FOR ALL SEASONS": A group exhibit featuring new works by 16 area artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery,

JEN KRISTEL: New monoprint works.

RACHEL TROOPER: New mixed-media works. Penny Cluse Cafe, Burlington,

Scrumptious Bakery, Burlington, 985-

651-8834. Through February 20.

3164. Through January.

Shelburne, 985-3848. Through January.

LYNN RUPE: "Field Trip," acrylic paint ings on cai\vas. Burlington

"HEALING LEGACIES": Paintings, sculp

RICK DAVIS: "Antique Tins," a collection of graphically interesting containers

tures, photography, fiber art and writ

from the early 20th century. Main Floor

ings by women who have battled

International Airport Public Art Space, Burlington, 865-7166. Through March.

WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show featuring fabric works, photographs,

display case, Fletcher Free Library,

breast cancer. Gallery on the Green,

Burlington, 865-7211. February 1-29.

Shelburne Craft School, 863-3507.

holographic gratings, steel sculptures

Through February 5.

and sound art. ECHO, Burlington, 864-

SABRA FIELD: "Farther Afield," new and

MAX SCHUMANN: Funny, poignant and

older woodblock prints. Frog Hollow

political realist paintings on card

Gallery, Burlington, 863-6458. Through February 2.'

MICHAEL JEW ELL: Abstract paintings; also, JOHN NORTH: Photographs; and AXEL STOHLBERG: Abstract paint

board. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington,

Limited Edition Woodworks,

865-7166. Through February 8.

Burlington, 864-5209. Through April.

SUSAN RUSSELL: Abstract acrylics.

ings. Artpath Gallery, Burlington, 563-

1848. Through summer.

AYN BALDWIN RIEHLE: Watercolors.

Smokejacks, Burlington, 229-1239.

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Through February.

"EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY":

MARTHA LANG: "Hair Ribbons, Hats and

2273. Through March.

DIANE ELLIOTT GAYER: "A Collector's Eye," textiles gathered from journeys.

Paintings by Carmen Lomas Grarza and

High Button Shoes," prints of histori

William H. Johnson that depict family

cal photographs of the artist's mother

traditions, Indian miniatures that illus-

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trate scenes from epic adventures and

"FAR OUT": A group exhibit featuring

story quilts by Faith Ringgold, through

"wild and wacky" art in all media.

April 18; also, "ART NOW": Contemp

Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through February 28.

orary images of fictive reality, January

BOB HOOKER: "Abstract Impressions,"

29 - May 1; and "FEAST THE EYE, FOOL THE EYE": The Oscar and Maria

collage and acrylic paintings inspired

Salzer Collection, featuring some of

by the shapes and textures of everyday

the finest still life and trompe-l'oeile

life. Maclure Library, Pittsford, 4832972. Through January.

paintings in the country, January 29 -

ANDREW KLINE: "Geometry of Light,"

March 28, College Museum of Art; and

"INTAGLIO PRINTS": Etchings explor

black-and-white photographs. Supreme Court Building, Montpelier, 828-4784.

ing technical and conceptual aspects

Through February.

of contemporary printmaking, made by

GROUP EXHIBIT: Diverse works by 13

Middlebury College students, Atrium, Johnson Memorial Building, through

members of the Two Rivers Printmaking Studio. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts

February 13. Middlebury College,

Council offices, Montpelier, 828-5422.

443-6433.

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE, JR.:

Through February.

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"Second Empire," recent paintings. Toscano Cafe/Bistro, Richmond, 8991106. Through January.

ROYCE DENDLER: "Antarxia," works in

graphs. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through January.

plastics. Sawmill Gallery, Monkton,

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453-6975. Ongoing.

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Randolph Union High School and

graphs and documents belonging to Vermonters during the American Civil

Randolph Area Vocational Center stu

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ROD MACIVER: Wilderness-themed

"northern SUSAN CALZA: "No Conclusions," sculp

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and their stories, through July 27.

Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351310. Through February 7.

KIT DONNELLY & JESSICA LINDERT:

Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232.

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"Form, Texture, Tone; Considerations of

CRISTA COPOULOS & KALI BRGANT: Blackand-white photographs. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261. Through January.

Interior and Exterior Matters," photo

by Kerry O. Furlani, Sandy Raynor, John

graphs and poetry, respectively; and

Whitney and Charles Woodard. Gallery for

GAIL MARTIN & THE GREEN MOUN TAIN FOLDERS: Origami made by

Young Artists, Christ the King School,

and marks of contemporary artists

Rutland, 775-0356. Through February 15.

Kelly Mark, Vik Muniz, Elizabeth Neel

CARLEEN ZIMBALATTI: Floral digital

adults and children from Bristol. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through January.

prints. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier,

religious simplicity and spiritual prac

tale by Orange Center School 7th

tice, featuring multi-media paintings.

graders, in watercolor and collage; and

City Center Art Space, Montpelier, 476-

"MONTPELIER ARTISTS": A group

5498. Through January. paintings, as well as works by other

Kept Writer, St. Albans, 527-6242. Through January.

CHRIS CURTIS & TARI SWENSON: and calligraphy, respectively. The West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Mountain Road, Stowe, 253-8943. Ongoing.

Vermont artists. Goldleaf Gallery,

223-2824. Through March 2.

AMANDA DULING: Abstract acrylics.

"Gratitude," sculptures and paintings,

KENNETH P. OCHAB: Landscape oil

exhibit featuring paintings and photo graphs. The Book Garden, Montpelier,

SON: "A View from the Laundry Pile," Stowe, 253-8358. Through March 27.

Byzantium," a visual "discussion" of

"THE TRUE STORY BEHIND THE WIZ ARD OF OZ": A re-telling of the classic

and Bill Wheelock; and DELIA ROBIN an installation. Helen Day Art Center,

223-4300. Ongoing. DELIA ROBINSON: "Wrong Tuhr 'at

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"MAKING THEIR MARKS": The materials

Waitsfield, 279-3824. Ongoing.

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LORRAINE MANLEY: "Views of Burlington and Milton," oils and pas tels. Rise and Shine Bakery & Cafe, Milton, 893-7860. Ongoing.

ZEVA OELBAUM: "Flowers in Shadow," 50 photographs celebrating the botani cal world. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through January.

THE ART GALLERY: A group exhibit fea turing original oils, watercolors, sculp ture and giclee prints. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Ongoing.

"regional STILL LIFE JURIED ART SHOW: A group show featuring paintings and photo graphs of inanimate objects in an indoor setting. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 518-523-2512. Through February 13.

"GLOBAL VILLAGE: THE '60S": Art and artifacts with the themes Space, Disorder, Media and Change from a tumultuous period in Western history. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-

"southern WINTER MEMBERS' EXHIBITION: A group show featuring works ffi multiple media. Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through February 3.

PETER MAX: "Max on Music," featuring a number of the artist's portraits of rock greats, Grammy works and other musicrelated pieces. The Art of Peter Max —

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PREVIEWS ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN: In this comic 1948 classic the pair play baggage handlers shocked to discover Dracula and Frankenstein's monster among the contents of a shipment from Europe. With the Wolfman and the Invisible Man. (83 min, NR)

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Ricci and Theron are paired in Patty Jenkins' powerful saga of love and serial murder.

n the astonishingly nifty new picture from writer-director Patty Jenkins, Charlize Theron undergoes a couple of extreme makeovers: There is, of course, the metamorphosis of the 28year-old starlet into the hulking human trainwreck that was Aileen Wuornos, the Florida prostitute executed in 2002 for the murders of seven men. From a technical standpoint, this physical transformation is no mean feat. It pales in comparison, however, to Therons artistic transfor mation. With a single performance, she has made the leap from B-movie babydoll to serious actress, and snagged a Golden Globe in the process. I don’t think a better performance was given last year — and it was a year in which Sean Penn gave two great ones. Monster chronicles the weeks prior to Wuornos’ arrest, a peri od during which the troubled woman summoned the strength to take one last shot at a happy, normal life. As the film opens, we find her under an overpass, cradling a long-barreled pistol and preparing to end an existence defined from its beginning by emotional and physical abuse. Suddenly she’s distracted by the realization that she has a five-dollar bill in her pocket. Figuring it would be a shame to let it go to waste, Theron makes her way to the nearest bar and, ordering a glass of its cheapest beer, makes a request of the Almighty: If anything good is ever going to be sent her way, let it arrive before this money runs out. For a minute the world seems like a place in which such prayers are not only heard but actually answered. The place, as it turns out, is a gay bar, and watching her from across the room is a young woman who is about to change her life. Christina Ricci costars as Selby Wall, an 18-year-old living in her aunt’s guest house after being banished by her father for experimenting with lesbianism. Wall offers to buy Wuornos a drink. The act is signif icant both because it results in the pair making a sort of love connection and because it’s the last time we will see the younger woman give anything to the older one. As Jenkins sees it, the dynamic between the two is key to an understanding of Wuornos and what she did next. Theron does a terrific job of suggesting the range of feelings, especially the touching sense of hope, the relationship inspired in this beatendown woman. After spending most of her life in a vicious cycle, which had men either rejecting her or paying for her, having someone to love and love her back was like winning the lottery. Theron emanates a moving mixture of happiness, pride and surprise when she swaggers into another bar a few nights later, a cigarette in one hand, her pther arm around Ricci, and

announces to no one in particular, “This here’s my girlfriend.” It’s as though the whole world has been a club that’s kept her out and finally she’s invited in. In the couple’s conception of a normal relationship, one part ner provides and the other is provided for. Wuornos was eager to take on the role of provider, and that was her undoing; while she evidently wanted with all her heart to go straight, the only way she knew how to make a living was by hooking. There’s a tragicomic strain running through Monster right up to the end. One of the film’s most unforgettable moments comes when Theron puts on her interpretation of a business outfit and goes job-hunting. “I’m really good with people,” she beams eluelessly to one interviewer. Another gets a taste of her wrath when he suggests she doesn’t have the right to decide so late in the game that she wants what everybody else has been their lives to get. He gets oft easy, though, compared contacts. The first guy she kills and robs tution had it coming. He raped and gests he may even have intended to kill why she does the same to the others? satisfies a couple of needs: money and payback for a mistreatment by men. In other words, given that her with Wall was going to last only as long as she continued to bring home the bucks, Wuornos may have done it for love as much as for hate. Had Wall gotten off her butt and taken a job at Burger King instead of letting Wuornos do what she did and then ratting on her, things might have had a happier ending. She may not have spilled a drop of blood, but Wall is as much a monster as is Wuornos, if you ask me. Maybe more. And Ricci’s performance is every bit as slyly masterful as Therons. Jenkins’ film ranks as one of the past year’s very best. Like In Cold Blood, The Onion Field and Dead Man Walking before it, her picture provides a mesmerizing portrait of the human side of evil. No one has done this more affectingly than Jenkins & Co. do it here. Certainly no one has in the case of a criminal who happened to be female. Monster doesn’t for a minute suggest that what Wuornos did wasn’t repellent. Rather it reminds us that there was beauty somewhere in the soul of this beast, and asks us to wonder what might have become of her had someone better than Selby Wall gotten a glimpse of it first. ®

THE BIG BOUNCE: Owen'Witson stars in the latest from director George (Grosse Pointe Blank) Armitage, the story of a drifter who cooks up a scheme to swindle a Hawaiian businessman and his cohorts out of a for tune. Based on the novel by Elmore Leonard. With Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise and Charlie Sheen. (89 min, PG-13) DRACULA: The Royat Winnipeg Ballet stars in this innovative picture from Canadian direc tor Guy Maddin, a dance piece inspired by the 1922 F. W. Murnau classic Nosferatu. (80 min, PG-13) GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING: 2003 was a very good year for Scarlett Johansson. In addition to Lost to Translation, she made this remarkable adaptation of Tracy Chevalier's novel about the taboo bond between painter Johannes Vermeer and a Dutch maid employed in his household, s Colin Firth and Tom Wilkinson costar. Peter Webber directs. (99 min, R) MIRACLE: Kurt Russell stars in the true story of Herb Brooks, who coached the U.S. men's hockey team to an upset victory oyer the Soviets in the 1980 Olympics. Patricia Clarkson costars. Gavin O'Connor directs. (136 min, PG) -• PERFECT SCORE: Brian ( Hardball) Robbins directs this drama in which high school stu dents concoct a plan to make off with the SAT exam because they don't believe a test should have the power to determine the type of adults they'll become. The cast includes Chris Evans, Darius Miles and Scarlett Johansson. (93 min, PG-13) YOU GOT SERVED: 8 Mile with street dancers. Starring Omari Grandberry and Jennifer Freeman. (92 min, PG-13)

SHORTS ALONG CAME POLLY*-* Ben Stiller stars in the new comedy from writer-director John (Meet the Parents) Hamburg, the story of a nervous Nelly who has to prove he isn't afraid to take a few risks in order to win the respect of the woman he loves. With Jennifer Aniston and Philip Seymour Hoffman. (90 miri, PG-13) BIG F I S H * * * * Tim Burton's latest may be his best film yet. Ewan McGregor and Albert Finney give faultless

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BUBBA HO T E P * * * Don Coscarelli directs this horror-comedy combo which pivots around a supernatural face-off between an evil mummy and the dynamic duo of JFK and Elvis — who, it turns out, have been laying low all these years in a Texas nursing home. Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis star. (92 min, R) THE BUTTERFLY E F F E C T S Having wisely given up on romantic comedy, Ashton (My Boss's Daughter, Ju st Married) Kutcher tries his hand at horror in this supernatural saga concerning a troubled young man who dis covers he can travel back in time via his childhood journals. With Amy Smart and Eric Stoltz. (130 min, R) CALENDAR G IR LS* ★ * The new comedy from Nigel Cole offers the Full Monty-esque saga of an English ladies' group which decides to raise money for a local charity by posing nude for its annual calendar. The cast includes Helen Mirren, Julie Walters, Linda Bassett and Geraldine James. (108 min, PG-13) CHEAPER BY THE D O Z E N S : Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt star in this remake about the constant chaos that characterizes the lives of a husband and wife with 12 chil dren. Tom Welling costars. Shawn Levy directs. (98 min, PG) COLD MOUNTAIN* * * 1/2 Nicole Kidman and Jude Law star in the big screen version of Charles Frazier's sweeping Civil War epic. With Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ren§e Zellweger. Directed by Anthony Minghella. (155 min, R) THE COOLER*-**-'* William H. Macy and Alec Baldwin give faultless performances in the impressive directorial debut from Wayne Kramer, the story of a loser and the casino boss who capitalizes on his bad luck. With Paul Sorvino and Maria Bello. (103 min, R) DISNEY'S TEACHER'S P E T * * * 1* Gary Baseman's ABC cartoon makes its big-screen debut Kelsey Grammer, Nathan Lane and Debra Jo Rupp supply the voices for this adventure, in which a mad scientist helps a talking dog become a real boy. Timothy Bjorklund directs. (68 min, PG) THE HOUSE OF SAND AND F O G * * * 1* Ben Kingsley is mesmerizing as a former Iranian officer who relocates his family to the U .S., where he struggles to retain his dignity while working menial jobs. He thinks he's solved his money troubles when an oceanside bungalow comes on the market at a bargain price. Jennifer Connelly costars as the home's owner and the reason his trou bles are only beginning. From first-time director Vadim Perelman. (126 min, R) IN A M E R IC A * * * * Jim Sheridan's semi-auto biographical account of an Irish family's search for a fresh start in the wake of a tragedy offers one of the most affecting

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studies of the immigrant experience ever put on film. And so much more. Starring Paddy Considine and Samantha Morton. (103 min, PG-13) THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE K I N G * * * * 1* Peter Jackson brings his epic trilogy to a close with this muchheralded third installment, in which the forces of good and evil face off as the fete of humankind — you guessed it — hangs in the balance. With Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Billy Boyd and the whole gang. (210 min, PG-13) LOVE ACTUALLY**1* Richard Curtis, the Brit brains behind Notting Hill, makes his direc torial debut with this romantic comedy interweaving numerous London-based love affairs and featuring an all-star cast that includes Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Laura Linney and Colin Firth among others. (128 min, R) MASTER AND C O M M A N D E R ***1* Based on Patrick 0'Brian's high-sea adventures series, the latest from Peter (Gallipoli) Weir stars Russell Crowe as a British Navy captain who embarks on a life-and-death mission during the Napoleonic Wars. With Paul Bettany and Billy Boyd. (138 min, PG-13) MONA LISA S M IL E * * 1* In her latest, Julia Roberts plays a '50s college professor who challenges her female students to break free of society's rigidly defined roles. With Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kirsten Dunst and Julia Stiles. (117 min, PG-13) MYSTIC R IV ER * * ★ In his 24th directorial outing, Clint Eastwood adapts Dennis Lehane's best-selling novel. Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and Kevin Bacon star in the story of three friends who are connected by tragedy as young boys and then again 25 years later. With Laurence Fishbume and Laura Linney. (155 min, R) PETER P A N * * * Pan may never get old, but we're not so sure the same can be said of his story. Jeremy Sumpter and Olivia Williams are teamed in the big screen's lat est adaptation. P.J. Hogan directs. (105 min, PG) SOMETHING'S GOTTA G I V E * * * 1* In the new comedy from hot-and-cold-running writerdirector Nancy (The Parent Trap, What Women Want) Meyers, Jack Nicholson plays a music mogul whose tastes run to hip-hop and young women. At least until he meets and fells for the mother of his latest date. With Diane Keaton, Frances McDormand and Keanu Reeves. (123 min, PG-13) T O R Q U E ** You know awards season is draw ing to a close when the hotrod and motorcy cle movies are back in theaters. Martin Henderson plays a biker who returns to his hometown to settle an old score with a ruthless biker/drug dealer. Directed by Joseph Kahn. (81 min, PG-13)

21 G R A M S * * * * Sean Penn gave two remarkable performances last year, but the more remarkable of the two can be found in Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu's dazzling exper iment in space-time origami. Also starring Naomi Watts and Benicio Del Toro. (125 min, R) W IN A DATE WITH TAD H AM ILTO N ** Kate

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‘ Monster 1, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25. *G irl w ith a Pearl Earring 1:25, 4:10, 7:15, 9:35. Big Fish 1:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:30. House of Sand and Fog 1:10, 3:55, 6:45, 9:15. The Cooler 1:30, 7:05. 21 Grams 1:20, 3:40, 6:40, 9:10. Bubba Ho Tep 4:20, 9:20.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. SONGWRITER SUMMIT: Regional songsmiths Josh Brooks, Mark LeGrand, Colin McCaffrey and Dana Monteith join voices in a round-robin song-swap of

To get into the sp irit of the reading last Friday at Crow Bookshop, my wife and I took the seats closest to the poetry section. Perhaps John Engels and Sydney Lea would be heartened to know that I found on the shelves only one volume by either of them — a fairly recent work by Engels. I don't know if this paucity in a secondhand shop reflects the pop ularity of their work, but the attentiveness of the crowd certainly did — an impressive 50 didn't let 2 scrawny degrees of Fahrenheit stand between them and poetry. Clearly, the men's poems resonate with many who enjoy the gentle craft Wallace Stevens once referred to as "the supreme fictio n ." I'll admit the works Engels and Lea read were freer and grittier than the fare in which I usually lose myself. But Engels' "The Palais Royal Ballroom of 1948" nicely evoked an evening of big-band music and heartache, complete with Stan Kenton and "air dense with the fragrance of gardenias." Lea's offerings were a vivid and often brutal mix of nostalgia and sorrow. Standing behind the Crow counter, the poets rarely looked up while reading, though I noticed most audience members stared intent ly at them. Lea kept his palms fla t against the table, his muscular forearms bulging under pushed-up sleeves; Engels riffled professorialty through his pages. Each glanced off to the side now and then, but otherwise read as if in his heaven. Or embarrassed by the attention — and what a shame if that's true. I t takes courage, I should think, to write poetry in the 21 st century, knowing th at relatively few w ill encounter your words. I hope these gentlemen savored every second of the raptneSS and respect accorded them at their reading — a rare honor in an age when attitudes toward poetry can be as arctic as winter air.

Americana, country, folk and roots music. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-5966. NORTHERN HARMONY: Sixteen singers sound off on village music from Bulgaria, Macedonia and Georgia, contemporary and traditional shape-note songs, American Shaker music and works by Vermont com poser Don Jamison. Presbyterian Church, E. Craftsbury, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 586-8684.

d an ce 'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routine at this weekly Latin dance ses sion. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 899-2422.

d ra m a CASTING CALL: Sing, dance and act your way to a role in The White River Valley Players' production of Of Thee I Sing. Rochester High School Auditorium, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 767-4903.

film 'CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS': This documentary exposes the lives of a father and son charged with child abuse, pornography and pedophilia. Rutland Movieplex, 1:30 & 7 p.m. $7.50. Info, 775-5500. 'LA DOLCE VITA': Federico Fellini's 1960 classic fea tures a society journalist who loses his soul amid Roman decadence. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

'ELEPHANT': This flick about youth violence won Best Film and Best Director awards at Cannes. Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

» } ; ‘ 6 . ... -' * Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMPOSITION CRAFT: Hands-on types apply the rules of composition to garden design using scissors, glue and old magazines. UVM Horticultural Center, S. Burlington, 6 p.m. $5-10. Info, 864-3073.

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BOOK DISCUSSION: Jay Parini's Robert Frost: A Life sparks conversation about the literary legend's life and writings. Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. 'COFFEE: THE PERFECT BREW': Mark Pendergrast, author of Uncommon Grounds, and Patty Vincent of Green Mountain Coffee Roasters discuss the history of java and its social and economic impli cations. Waterbury Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free.

ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036, BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers get an early lesson on the value of reading. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with

cues from the crowd at Nectar's, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0091. 'EDUCATING RITA': Lost Nation Theater stages this comedy about an unlikely friendship between two misfits. Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, 7:30 p.m. $21. Info, 229-0492.

CPR TRAINING: Teens learn life-saving skills from

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'ELEPHANT: See January 28. 'THE WEDDING BANQUET: In this film, a success

and their parents find out about e-guidance sites and how to search for schools in cyberspace. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

Transportation offers local business owners tips on "doing business with the state of Vermont." National Life Building, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2711. 'SLIDE WALK': A slide lecture lets arbor lovers explore Fort Ticonderoga's wooded property from the comfort of the indoors. Fort Ticonderoga,

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N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. Learn non-surgical techniques for eliminating your painful condition. Sports & Fitness Edge, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-3343.

CALIFORNIA E.A.R. UNIT: Members of this West Coast ensemble talk up technology's impact on music and art. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

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ful gay New Yorker arranges a marriage of conven ience with a lady friend. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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CARPAL TUNNEL TALK: Wrists tingle from typing?

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.,

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chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-2627. AN DATH UAINE: This culture club focuses on the

showcase assorted agricultural products and live stock, including Holsteins, llamas, emus and "fancy birds." Barre Civic Center, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 828-3829.

WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: Children gather

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME:

favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers discover the'fun of picture books, songs, rhymes, puppets and crafts. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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'FROM HERE TO ETERNITY': Columbia University

Jam es and M ississippi Jo h n H urt. Over tim e ,

professor of Jewish studies A offers insights about "the afterlife in Judaism." Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. .. - , V ,

for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. Youngsters ages 4 and up get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. PRE-SCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their

ta ke n under th e g u ita r strap o f a m usical

makes Arundhati Roy's The God of Small Things prize-worthy. Cobleigb Public Library, Lyndonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 626-5475.

VERMONT FARM SHOW: Green Mountain growers

and play at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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'BOOKER' DISCUSSION: Novel nuts chat about what

history and current events of the Emerald Isle. Ri Ra The Irish Pub, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 355-0314.

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Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. their bodies and minds with help from a certified YogaKids instructor. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

BUSINESS TALK: The Vermont Agency of

Anthony's Church Hall, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $6> Info, 518-297-3202.

help from the animal-care staff at ECHO,

the pros at the Red Cross Building, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9130.

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financial goals. Richmond Congregational Church, ■ 7 p.m. Free. In fof|73-9321. -j PEACE & JUSTICE TALK: Middtebury College reli gion chair Larry Yardbrough looks at how inter-

she calls "a t o t a l celeb ratio n o f m y beloved

celebrate 50 years of Rhode Island rhythms with a

faith cooperation can bring about positive

multi-instrument performance at the Flynn Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $19-34. Info, 863-5966.

change. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5010.

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05B RORY BLOCK: Lyndon State Cottege rocks to the sounds of one of the world's finest blues musi cians. See calendar spotlight. Alexander Twilight

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See

Theatre, Lyndonville, 8 p.m. $12.50. Info, 748-2600.

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VERMONT JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Jump and jive to live

BURNHAM LIBRARY* STORYTIME: See January 28,

big-band tunes. Rumney/Middlesex Elementary School, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 223-1997. SOOVIN KIM: The Vermont Youth Orchestra alumnus showcases his award-winning violin playing, backed

10 a.m.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 28. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11

by Taiwanese pianist Pei-Yao Wang. Elley-Long Music Center, Colchester, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 655-5030. CALIFORNIA E.A.R. UNIT: This sextet adds a digital

a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

WASHINGTON COUNTY PLAYGROUP: Tots enjoy sensory stimulation and recreation at the Family

dimension to traditional instrumentals. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $22. Info, 603-646-2422.

Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

DAD'S PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

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BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies

learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin

scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6745. VERMONT PADDLERS CLUB: White-water kayakers

dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

'SALSALINA' SOCIAL: Spice up your social life by learning Latin dance. Salsalina Studio, Burlington,

roll around in the Mt. Abraham Union High School pool, Bristol, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 453-7879.

7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 899-2422. LATIN & SWING DANCE PARTY: DJ Hector "El Salsero" keeps things caliente at Chow Bella! Restaurant, St.

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Albans, 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5082.

SQUARE DANCE WEEKEND: The do-si-dos don't

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 28. MENTOR MEETING: Philanthropic folks learn ways

stop at this two-day footwork festival. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, S. Burlington, 7-11:30

to reach out to Chittenden County youth. ECHO,

p.m. $12. Info, 372-8352. COUNTRY DANCIN': Shake off your winter blues at

Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1848.

VERMONT LEAGUE OF CITIES & TOWNS: Citizens

CB's, Essex Junction, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $7. Info,

get the facts on municipal land management. Hulbert Outdoor Center, Fairlee, 9 a.m. - 2:15

878-5522.

d ra m a 'EDUCATING RITA': See January 29, 8 p.m.

VERMONT FARM SHOW: See January 28, 9 a.m. POKER GROUP: Card sharks gather for fun and

Business After Hours event features nearly 200 prod ucts, gifts and services donated by Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce members. Blue Ribbon Pavilion, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211.

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, Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT GROUP: Partake in patchwork fun at the. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 505.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See

Also, see clubdates in Section A. NORTHERN HARMONY: See January 28, Unitarian

January 28. Ages 3-5, 10 a.m. PRE-SCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 28, 10:15

Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 426-3210.

sit still for their favorite stories. Waterbury Branch Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

MARK0 THE MAGICIAN & HYPNOTIST: The familyfriendly performer turns tricks and exhibits magi cal manipulation. Barton Memorial Building, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 525-4747.

'KISS ME, KATE': Broadway actors play up Cole Porter's Tony Award-winning musical based on Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew. See calendar spotlight. Flynn Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $2848. Info, 863-5966.

'THE BATTLE OF WITS': The Hazen Union High School Drama Club revives this 1917 comedy/ melodrama written By former Vergennes Opera House manager Charles W. Henry. Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 877-6737.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. COUNTERPOINT: The vocal ensemble harmonizes on haunting music from pre-war Eastern Europe and World War II concentration camps. Stowe Comm unity Church, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 644-6650.

CONCERT & DINNER: Bluegrass band the Cleary Brothers and country group Family and Friends sing for your supper at the Neshobe Sportsman Club, Brandon, 5 p.m. $15. Info, 247-3275. BENEFIT CONCERT: Spaulding and Harwood Union High School students perform "songs of the natu ral world" to support the VINS North Branch Nature Center. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7

the 1937 classic transports viewers to a 4000-acre Kenyan coffee plantation. Red Brick Movie House, Westford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

'GAZA STRIP': This documentary looks at the Middle Eastern conflict through Palestinian eyes. Rose St. Artists Co-op, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-15. Info, 862-8127.

'TAKING SIDES': This fact-based drama probes the moral responsibility of an artist in a totalitarian society. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., $7. Info, 603646-2422.

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RUSSELL BELDING: The homegrown writer discuss es and autographs his Barre-based history book, From Hitching Posts to Gas Pumps. Aldrich Library, Barre, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 307.

CHRIS B0HJALIAN: The Lincoln writer reads from

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his collection of Vermont-centered stories, Idyll

early with Creole cuisine and sounds by the

Banter. Stowe Free Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info,

Jubilee Jazz Band. North Hero House, 6:30 p.m.

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$39. Info, 372-4732. CONTRADANCE: Honk the Moose keep things mov ing at the Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8, p.m.

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d ra m a 'EDUCATING RITA': See January 29, 2 & 8 p.m. $15-21. IMPR0V ASYLUM: The Boston-based comedy troupe

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Moore's novel tells the story of an aged Nazi war criminal living under the protection of the church and right-wing politicians. Catamount Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

860-6111.

SILENT AUCTION & TASTE OF THE CHAMBER: This

9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in

SQUARE DANCE WEEKEND: See January 30, 10

THE STATEMENT': This film adaptation of Brian

games. Various locations, 7-11 p.m. Free. Info,

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 28. WASHINGTON COUNTY PLAYGROUP: See January

presents "Postmortem," an improvised drama based on an obituary from the daily paper, fol lowed by "Best of Improv Asylum." FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.

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visual artists' depictions of "injustices and horrors' of the world." Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069. ... , . . 'DEPRESSION IS A MONSTER': Montpelier psycho therapist Cory Gould makes a case for mentalhealth management. Warren Public Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 496-9458.

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'SATURDAY STORIES': Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

BILLINGS FARM ACTIVITY: Parents and kids create stories by looking at family photos. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10-11:15 a.m. $5-7. Info, 457-2355. CHILDREN'S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children's Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. HOMESTEAD PROGRAM: Dads and kids explore Vermont history through stories, music, crafts and nature activities. Ethan Allen Homestead Museum, Burlington, 11 a.m. $2.50-5. Info, 865-4556.

'MIKE MULLIGAN & HIS STEAMSHOVEL': Theatreworks/USA entertains the younger crowd with a musical adaptation of Virginia Lee Burton's children's classic. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 2 p.m. $6-12. Info, 603-448-0400. PETE & KAREN SUTHERLAND: Enjoy an afternoon of family fun courtesy of these local folksters. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Donations. Info, 865-7216. SCAVENGER HUNT: Forage for winter wildlife clues

SATURDAY 31 'A DAY IN THE 1890 HOUSE': Experience 19th-century life through farm chores, traditional activities and old-time games. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $40-55. Info, 457-2355. GAME SUPPER: Folks with wild appetites feast on meats provided by local hunters. Holy Family Parish Hall, Essex Junction, 5 & 6:15 p.m. $15. Info, 878-8423. BROOKFIELD ICE HARVEST: This festival celebrates frozen water with ice-harvesting and -sculpting demos, stories and snowshoeing. See calendar spotlight. Sunset Lake, Brookfield, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 276-3959r

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'FORECAST JAZZ': Music lovers bring CD or LP recordings to a listening

on a snowshoe expedition around the VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 2 p.m. $2-4.

by area jazz personalities. Bethany Church ship Hall, Montpelier, 2 p.m. $7. Info,

Info, 229-6206.

VALENTINE STORYTIME & CRAFT: Youngsters lis ten to sweet stories and make valentines for their loved ones. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shel burne, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

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'THE STATEMENT: See January 30. 'DR. STRANGELOVE': In this 1963 Cold War satire,

ends in a multi-course meal at the Millbrook Inn, Waitsfield, 3-7 p.m. $75. Info, 496-2708. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Outdoors enthusi asts take in spectacular views on a short-distance trek with the Burlington section. Meet at the UVM visitors' parking lot, Burlington, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 863-2433. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB SNOWSHOE: Winter walkers pound powder along the Smugglers' Notch Trail. Meet at Montpelier High School, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 479-2304. . SIERRA CLUB SNOWSHOE: Follow the Long Trail to * the snowy summit of Jay Peak. 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8324.

a deranged U.S. general plans to nuke the Soviets. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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year grads swoosh down the slopes in cap and gown. Middlebury College Snow Bowl, Ripton, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5192.

makes th e ro u sing com edy so "d a rn h o t? " E ig h tee n P o rte r classics, sexy c h o re o g ra p h y

Country and Coca-Cola and Uncommon Grounds reflects on his latest, Mirror, Mirror. First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8946.

HALF-PIPE COMPETITION: Snowboarders go big for prizes and bragging rights. Stowe Mountain Resort, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7704. SKI-DOWN PROCESSION: Middlebury College mid

Cole P o rte r n e ve r seems to go o u t o f s ty le . The 2 0 th - c e n tu ry s o n g w rite r's K iss Me, K ote!

and battle-of-the-sexes antics. T h is w eek, th e B ro ad w ay cast comes to to w n to p o rtra y th e s b ia n s in a to u rin g p ro d u c tio n o f Shakespeare's The Taming o f th e Sh rew .' R o m an tic e n ta n g le m e n ts , backstage b ic ke rin g , a p a ir o f g ang sters and a m eg a lo m a n ia c U.S. a rm y g e n e ra l a lm o s t s p e ll c u rta in s fo r th e p ro d u c tio n . Luckily, lo ve saves th e play.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 28.

SOCIAL SCIENCE LECTURE: Geography prof Richard

FLOOR HOCKEY CLUB: Practice your puck work with members of the co-ed adult league. Mater Christi School, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 651-7595. SNOWSHOE & BRUNCH: Work up an appetite walk ing in the woods, then re-fuel on morning munchies at the West Hill House, Warren, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $55. Info, 496-2708. GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB SNOWSHOE: Novices take

Free. Info, 863-1469. snow at Stowe Mountain Resort, 9:30 a.m. Free.

on the screen and on the page. Wake Robin, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9546. ROBERT WHITAKER: The investigative journalist talks about his book, Mad in America, about the mistreatment of the mentally ill. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 28. 'ITTY BITTY SKATING': See January 29. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January

FLEA MARKET: Shop for second-hand stuff at the American Legion's indoor showroom, Milton, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1738. MAH JONNGG: Bring your set and your game face

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info,

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. ONION RIVER CHORUS: Community crooners tune up at the Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.fii. $25/semester. Info, 476-4300. UVM CHORAL UNION REHEARSAL: Make your voice heard at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 6

music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096. 'NEW TO SCIENCE': Preschoolers discover the magic of color and light at the Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, 9 & 10:30 a.m. $12-15. Info,

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'MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI': Kids sing along

7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCE: Anyone with the will

Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington,

to jig can learn lively, traditional steps at the Essex Junction Congregational Church, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $4. Info, 879-7618.

film 'THE STATEMENT': See January 30. THE SCENT OF GREEN PAPAYA': This award-winning Vietnamese film follows a young servant girl work ing in the homes of a wealthy Saigon merchant and a musician with whom she falls in love. Multimedia Room, Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Creative types converge over patchwork patterns at the Essex Alliance Church, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

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PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers

free-throws and fun at Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 865-7144.

Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

TODDLER STORYTIME: Tikes take in stories, songs and finger-plays at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. FATHERING GROUP: Dads and kids connect over games, projects and dinner. Brewster Pierce Elementary School, Huntington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7467, ext. 781.

'PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH' STORYTIME: Children ages 8-10 follow Norton Juster's story about a young boy who discovers a tollbooth in his bedroom. Waterbury Public Library, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BURLINGTON WOMEN'S RUGBY CLUB: See

paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 28. WASHINGTON COUNTY PLAYGROUP: See January 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

MAD RIVER KIDS CHORALE REHEARSAL: Vocally

'THE STATEMENT': See January 30. BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE:

Toddlers, 9:10 a.m. Preschoolers, 10 a.m.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 28,

Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 878-5522. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington,

649-2200. inclined youngsters mouth off at the Waitsfield Elementary School. Kindergarten-3rd grade, 4 p.m. 4th-8th grade, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4781.

January 28. Babies-age 3, 10 a.m.

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Canadian artists known as the Group of Seven highlights our northern neighbor's "cultural and literary greatness." McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free.

St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m.

Provost Denise Youngblood offers insights on Russia's Catherine the Great. Faith United Methodist Church, S. Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.

CANADA PRESENTATION: A discussion about the

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Info, 253-7704. ters' footprints while making some tracks of your own. Wright Park, Middlebury, 10 a.m. Free. Info,

of biofield energy therapy in a hands-on presen tation at the Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info,

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their first steps on a pair of Tubbs snowshoes. Meet at thg UVM visitors' parking lot, Burlington.

SNOWBOARD CONTEST: Slopestyle riders shred the

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practice and improve their linguistics — en frangais. Borders Cafe, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

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CO-ED VOLLEYBALL: Adults bump, set and spike at a weekly pick-up game. Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $3. Info, 865-7144. j 1 p, |

activ ism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 28. ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to the U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

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etc LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 88:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999.

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American nature and landscape painting is the focus of this talk. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. JAN REYNOLDS: The award-winning writer-photog rapher and world-class skier-climber gives a mul timedia presentation on cultural tolerance and environmental sustainability. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

'THE ETHEREAL, THE AESTHETIC & THE TECH NOLOGICAL': Art and science converge in this talk at the Fairfield Building, Dartmouth

Also, see clubdates in Section A. NORTHERN HARMONY: See January 28, Baptist Church, Bristol, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 453-2551. TAMMY FLETCHER: The Eden songstress belts out the blues at Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 229-0492.

dan ce 'SALSALINA' PRACTICE: See January 28.

film 'THE STATEMENT: See January 30. 'A BETTER TOMORROW': This Cantonese flick tells a blood-soaked tale about the codes of honor between men. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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k id s 'MOVING & GROOVING': See January 28. WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See January 28. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 28.

PRE-SCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 28. WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 28.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 28. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 28. READING & YOGA PROGRAM: See January 28.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 28.

w ords WRITING GROUP: See January 28. PULITZER GROUP: Bookworms swap thoughts on Shirley Ann Grau's prize-winning novel, The Keepers of the House. Morristown Elementary School, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5851.

BOOK GROUP: Lit lovers learn about Canada's cul tural diversity through a discussion of Robertson Davies' Fifth Business. Durick Library Special Collections, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2400.

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FROZEN IN TIME Baby, it's cold o utside, and th a t's ju s t how B ro o kfield res id e n t A l W ild e r like s it . D espite rece nt surgery, th e past-passionate V e rm o n te r re tu rn s to h o st th e fro s ty Ice H arvest fe s tiv a l he's been o rg a n iz in g fo r 27 years. On solid S un set Lake, fo lks can le a rn a b o u t b reaker bars, scoring plow s and ice booms, th e n t r y t h e ir hand a t saw ing th ro u g h more th a n 12 inches o f fro zen w ater. Those lo o k in g fo r less la b o r- intensive a c tiv itie s can lis te n to anecdotes a b o u t h is to ric h a rv e s tin g m ishaps o r w a tch sculptors

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ARTISTS' LEARNING CIRCLE: Female creators discuss artistic styles and inspirations at Wood bury College, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 800266-4062.

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Brookfield, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 276-3959.

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es in origami, the relationship between math and art, drawing superstar faces and more. SPA classes are in an histone building with . active gallery exhibits in downtown Barre. For info, call 479-7069 or visit www.studioplacearts.com .

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Ongoing classes in woodworking, clay, fiber, stained glass and children's classes. For more info, 985-3648. Learn o r advance in a fin e cra ft with instruc tion by skilled professionals.

a stro lo g y WANT TO GET A SERIOUS GRASP ON THE LANGUAGE OF ASTROLOGY? An excellent in-depth beginning: "Introduction to Astrology with Laurie Farrington," nine-week class starts February 24. $210. Intim ate class size, with personal perspective. Info, 879-1147. In te n siv e introduction to the basic concepts and tools o f Western natal astrology. The knowledge learned here will be greatly ben eficial to anyone w ishing to understand them selves and those around them.

b a rte n d in g PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean m artini, m argarita, M anhattan o r m ai tai.

c h ild b irth YOGA FOR MOTHERHOOD: January 7 through June: Prenatal Yoga, Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Mom/Baby Postnatal Yoga, Fridays, 11 a.m. Yoga in the Mad River Studio (above Bisbees), Waitsfield. $70 for 7 classes, $13 drop-in. Pre-register, 767-6092. Class fo c u s is to breathe, move and relax into m otherhood. Ninety m inutes o f self-nurturance and group supp ort through yoga.

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ABSOLUTELY STIMULATIN' W INTER ART CLASSES WITH MAGGIE STANDLEY: Intermediate Oil/Acrylic Painting, six weeks, Wednesdays, January 21 through February 25 , 5:30-8 p.m. $180. Exploring Painting for the Beginner and Beyond, six weeks, Thursdays, January 22 through February 26, 9-11:30 a.m. $150. Howard Space Center, Pine S t., Burlington. Info , 233-7676. View instructor's work at www.artvt.com /painters/ standley. The instructor's m ission : to strive to

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HEALING NECKLACES: Thursday, January 29, 7 p.m. Taft Corners Shopping Center, Williston. $20, plus bracelet materials. Pre-register, 288-9666 or visit www.beadcrazyvt.com. Minerals are known f o r the energy th a t they provide. Guest instructor Sally Litch field will teach us the energies each sem iprecious stone produces and we will combine stones to make a healing necklace.

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL: Learn from a nationally respected resident woodworker or potter, or try your hand at a class in fine arts, stained glass, fiber, photography, blacksmithing and more. Children's art classes also offered during afterschool hours. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. For more info, call 985-3648. We have 58 years o f experience teaching art to the community.

WOOL FELTING WORKSHOP: Sunday, February 8, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create a f e lt wool bag (no knitting) ! In this workshop you'll get acquainted with the very old and suddenly very trendy technique o f turning wool into f e lt to make sm all pouches o r a reason ably sized purse or bag. We'll then embellish with beads and other bits and needlework.

c re a tiv ity CREATIVITY WORKSHOP, RELEASING THE INNER VOICE: Six weeks, Wednesdays, January 28 through March 3, 7-9:30 p.m. The Studio, 4 Howard S t., Burlington. $180. Info, 860-7448 or 651-9818. "No m atter w hat y o u r age o r y o u r life path, whether making art is y o u r career or y o u r hobby or y o u r dream, it is no t too late or too ego tistical or too selfish or too silly to work on y o u r crea tivity," Ju lia Cameron, The Artist's Way. For those who have always wanted to explore th eir creativity, th is class is f o r yo u . We'll use a variety o f cre ative techniques and m aterials to gen tly break loose personal blocks, fe a rs or preconceptions in order to reach an increased sense o f auton

looking to transition to a new climbing medium.

release y o u r inner voice. For a rtists and non

Each day uses a skill progression that allows fo r participants to challenge themselves a t their own pace. Multiple climbs will be se t up in same area allowing ample time fo r climbing.

CLIMBING FOR BEGINNERS: Every other Thursday, 6-7:30 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre-register, or call 985-5055 for details. Get an introduc tion to clim bing in a no-pressure environm ent

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A LL THAT JAZZ BRACELET: Wednesday, February 4, 9:30 a.m. or Thursday, February 5, 7 p.m. Taft Corners Shopping Center, Williston. $20, plus bracelet materials. Pre-register, 2889666 or visit www.beadcrazyvt.com. Learn to

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THE COMPLETE PERFORMER: Twelve weeks, Tuesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. For more info or to register, call 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Jo in us f o r this intensive

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CLEARWATER SPORTS OF WAITSFIELD ANNOUNCES "LEARN TO ICE CLIMB CLIN IC": Two-day seminar February 7 and 8. Smugglers' Notch State Park, Jeffersonville. $250/person. Rental equipment is available. Registration deadline is February 2. For more info or to pre-register, contact Clearwater Sports, 496-2708 or info@clearwater sports.com. The clinic will be taught by form er

working in the professional kitchens o f our Montpelier campus with our chefs and students.

anyone curious ab out rock clim bing.

WOMEN'S CLIMBING: Every other Sunday, 12-1 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre-register, or call 985-5055 for details. An introductory class taught by women f o r women in a comfortable, no-pres sure environm ent. Learn the basics o f climbing on Climb High's natural clim bing wall.

cooking HANDS-ON COOKING WORKSHOPS: Sundays, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. January 25, Super Bowl Chilies and Other Goodies. February 1, Elegant Soups Made Easy. February 8, Braising and Stewing*. February 15, Mardi Gras Favorites*. 118 Main St., Montpelier. $35/class or $45/class for those marked with an asterisk. Pre-register,

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THE STUDIO: ART AND MUSIC CLASSES AND CREATIVE WORKSHOPS: Adult and children's classes begin mid-January. Painting with Acrylics, six weeks, $175. Pinhole Photography, Exploring the Camera Obscura, two-part class, $82. Life Drawing, Focus on Faces, six weeks, $60. Creativity Workshop, Releasing the Inner Voice, six weeks, $180. The Business of Art, Formulas for Success, $20. Piano lessons for beginners, ongoing, $30/hr. Drop-in Acoustic Guitar Jams, Monday evenings, free. The Studio, 4 Howard S t , Burlington. For more info and dates, call 651-9818.

d an ce "AUTHENTIC MOVEMENT" WORKSHOP: Saturday, February 28, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $30. For more info or to register, call 652-4548, email registrar@flynn center.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. This class offers an exploration o f the unconscious through movement and helps to develop the ability to listen to the body in a deep and con centrated way. The outer form o f the work is sim ple: one person moves in the presence o f another. Then the mover and witness speak about the material th a t has emerged, bringing

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CUBAN SALSA CLASSES! Thursday evenings. Three levels to choose from. No partner nec essary. The Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $10/class. Info, 864-7953.

LINDY 102: Six Tuesdays, February 17 through March 23, 6:60-7:30 p.m. Greek Orthodox Church, 600 S. Willard St. (entrance on Ledge Rd.), Burlington. $45, includes free Vermont Swings practice sessions immediate ly following. Info, 862-7501 or www.vermont swings.com. A Level 2 Sw ing dance class

Friendly atmosphere, good music, practice se s sions, perform ance group. David Larson, 2003 US National Latin Dance Championship fin a list, teaching Burlington to Salsa f o r fiv e years.

sp ecifica lly designed f o r graduates o f Lindy

DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: ST. ALBANS: Mondays, February 2-23: 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango; 8 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue; 9 p.m. Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. Barlow St., Community Center, St. Albans. BURLINGTON: Tuesdays, February 3-24: 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue; 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango; 8 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. The Champlain Club," 20 Crowley St., Burlington. MONTPELIER: Thursdays, February 5-26: 6 p.m. Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue; 7 p.m. Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango; 8 p.m. Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. VFW, 1 Pioneer St., Montpelier. $40/general or $20/student for four weeks. No partner required. Info, 5986757 or www.FirstStepDance.com. Somewhere,

techniques required to advance to our classes taught by professional Salsa dancers from

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LINDY HOP/SWING DANCE: Sundays, February 22 through March 28. Three levels: 6- 7 p.m. Swing lA /Lin d y Hop Basics. No experience required. 7-8 p.m. Level 2; Classic Lindy Hop Moves (Swing Out, Sugar Push, Mini-Dip and more). Emphasis on technique. Focus is fundamentals. For Swing 1 gradu ates or by permission. 8-9 p.m. Level 3; Balboa. Beginning and Beyond. A smooth lilting dance from the 1930s currently enjoy ing worldwide revival. Must have six months Lindy Hop experience. Champlain Club, Crowley S t., Burlington. $50 for six-week series. $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. All

people, so come on out and try it!

Looking f o r som ething d ifferent to do fo r Valentine's Day? When was the last tim e you took y o u r p artner dancing? Don't have a part ner? Dancing is a fu n , sa fe and frien d ly way to

fo r an enjoyable workout! Come jo in our compa ny o f exultant dancers and, who knows, you

MOCA NEW WORLD DANCE CLASSES: Offers classes in belly dance, Samba, Flamenco, Hula, Firedancing, Latin Salsa, Cha Cha, Merengue, Hip-Hop, Northern & Southern Indian, Kathak, Oddissi, Swing and more! Kids, adults, beginners and pros, all ages, : shapes and sizes can jo in in the fun. Info and to pre-register, 229-0022. Monica is an

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WEDDING DANCE WORKSHOP: Saturday, January 31, 1-3 p.m. Learn the basics of East Coast Swing and Waltz. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley S t., Burlington. $50/couple. Info, www.FirstStepDance.com, 598-6757. Congratulations on y o u r upcom ing wedding! Would yo u like to look g reat during y o u r f ir s t dance to g ether as a m arried co up le? Take the First Step and jo in us f o r a wedding dance looking good to gether on the dance flo o r!

Many days, tim es and locations. A vailable f o r perform ance, p a rties and priva tes. Som e scho la rships available.

SALSALINA DANCE STUDIO CALENDAR: Monday and Wednesday Nightclub-style Salsa classes: 6-7 p.m., beginners and new members. 7- 8 p.m., Intermediate (members only). 8-9:30 p.m.. Advanced practice (members only). Membership $35 or $55/month or $10/class. Biweekly Fridays: 6:30-7 p.m., Nightclub-style Merengue. $5 (free to members). 7-10 p.m.,

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Saturday, February 7, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. "Introduction to Portrait Drawing with Jolene Garanzha." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For

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h e a lin g a rts GOOD KARMA STUDIO CLASSES/ WORKSHOPS: Reiki I , Animal Reiki, Animal Wellness and Training, Chakra Balancing, Crystal Work, Knitting, Mandalas for Meditation and many more. For more info, call 864-6094.

CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Beginner conga class es begin Wednesday, February 4, 6 p.m. $30/three classes. Beginning djembe classes begin Wednesday, February 4, 7:30 p.m. $30/three classes. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 6580658. S tu a rt Paton makes instrum ents avail able in th is upbea t drum m ing class.

TAIKO: Kids' beginner classes begin Tuesday, March 2, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42/six weeks. Kids' intermediate classes begin Monday, March 1 , 3:15-4 p.m. $42/six weeks. Adult beginner classes begin Monday, March 1 , 5:30-6:50

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DANCE SOCIALS IN ST. ALBANS AND MONTPE LIER : The evening begins with three halfhour dance lessons and is followed with open dancing until 1 1 p.m. Friday, February 13, Montpelier Dance Social at the Unitarian Church, 130 Main St., Montpelier. 7 p.m. Tango; 7:30 p.m. Rumba; 8 p.m. West Coast Swing; 8:30-11 p.m. Friday, February 27, St. Albans Dance Social at City Hall, 100 North Main S t., St. Albans. 7 p.m. Waltz; 7:30 p.m. Samba; 8 p.m. Nightclub Two-Step; 8:30-11 p.m. Open Dancing. Open Dancing. $ 10 /person or $5/student. No partner necessary! Info, www.FirstStepDance.com or 598-6757.

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p.m. $56/seven classes. Adult intermediate classes begin Monday, March 1, 7-8:30 p.m. $56/seven weeks. Apprentice classes begin Tuesday, March 2, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $56/seven weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Info , Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Experience the

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Social. $5 open to the public (free to mem bers). Saturday, Salsa/Merengue: 10-11 a.m ., children ages 6- 10 . 1 1 a.m. - noon, youth ages 11-16. 12-1 p.m., all ages Social. Membership $35/month or $10/class. 266 Pine St. (above Recycle North), Burlington. Info, 899-2422 or write to vemoore@gmavt.net. A t Vermont's

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Preregistration required, 893-0521 or 5633185. Jo in Certified Herbalists Kelley Robie and Sarah Zettelm eyer fa r an interdisciplinary expe rience understanding the traditional wisdom o f h olistic health. We will be covering d iet and nutrition, organ system s and supporting herbs. Herb walks will take place in fie ld , fo re st and wetland. E a t wild fo o d s and learn about plan t sustainability. Emphasis will be placed on women's health through all cycles. Anim al com

FLYNNARTS FEBRUARY AND A P RIL VACA TION CAMPS: Grades 1-3, "Cartoons into Puppets," Monday, February 23 through Friday, February 27, 9 a.m. - noon. Flynn Center and the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. "Tales of the Lake" with ECHO, Tuesday, April 20 through Thursday, April 22, 9 a.m . - 4 p.m. Flynn Center Studio, Burlington. Fo r m ore info or to register, call 652-4548, em ail registrar @

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INTRO CLIMBING FOR YOUTH: Ages 5-12. Every other Thursday, 6-7:30 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Free. Pre-register or call 985-5055 for details. An introduction to

an empowering health jo u rn ey f o r yourself.

h o listic h e a lth BONES FOR LIFE (TM): Wednesdays, February 4 through April 7, 10-11:30 a.m. Shelburne Athletic Club, Shelburne. Pre-register, 9852229. OR Tuesdays, February 3 through April 6, 4:30-6 p.m. Awakening Sanctuary, Monkton. Pre-register, 425-3355. 10 class series, $190. Feel free to call with your questions and for a brochure, Mischul Brownstone, 425-3355 or mischul@accessvt.com. A natural program fo r m aintaining or regenerating y o u r bones with Mischul Brownstone.

k id s FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning Saturday, February 7, 10 a.m. noon, "Digital Video Production with Rob Chapman." Saturday, February 7, 10 a.m. noon, "Gallery Works! with Jude Bond." Saturday, February 7, 1-3 p.m., "Object Poems with Julia Shipley." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. For brochure and info, call 865-7166 o r visit www. burlingtoncityarts. com.

FLYNNARTS ACTING AND DANCE CLASSES FOR KIDS: Introduce your child to the excite ment of theater and dance through FlynnArts. Classes include "Play Makers" (grades 2-3), "Act One, Scene One" (grades 5-8), "Actor's Process" (grades 6-8), Ballet (grades 1-3) and "Dancemakers" (grades 2-3). For more info or to register, call 652-4548, em ail registrar @ flynncenter.org o r visit www.flynncenter.org.

climbing in a no-pressure environment on Climb High's natural climbing wall. Fun fa r anyone curious about rock climbing.

VACATION ART FOR AGES 7-11: February 2327, 9 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Bring y o u r imagination and jo in the fu n with a variety o f art mediums and some crafts. We will p a in t and draw and build and create a winter collage.

k n ittin g COURTYARD FIBERARTS: Ongoing knitting classes for all ages (teens and up) and levels, from head (hats) to toe (socks), comprehen sive beginner classes too! Call or stop by for a full class list, 863-8081, 4 Market S t., Suite 6, S. Burlington, ju st behind Barnes & Noble. What a great way to g e t through the winter m onths with warm yarn in y o u r hands!

la n g u a g e AWAKEN YOUR SPANISH: I don't take a oneprogram-fits-all approach. Depending on your needs, interests, available time and learning style, offering a suitable training solution. Ten years of professional language teaching experience including college level. For info and to register, em ail Spanish4m e@ latinm ail.com or call 310-4701.

BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Private lessons for individuals and groups. Burlington. Prices vary. Info, 233-7676. Experienced instructor Maggie S tan dley helps yo u conquer verb ten s

es, prepare f o r world travel and grasp culinary and a rtistic lingo.

ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will fo cu s on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve th eir English, as well as explore American culture and history.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Im prove y o u r listening, speaking, reading and writing s k ilb in English as a second language.

FRENCH LANGUAGE IN JERICHO: Day classes (a ll levels): Monday and Tuesday. Weekend workshops (advanced): One half-day (4 to 6 hours) once every four weeks or so. Please v isit h ttp ://w w w .together.net/~ gg p f o r sch ed ule, registration and more details. Or call Georgette a t 802-899-4389.

SPANISH: DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL TO A SPANISH COUNTRY AND BE ABLE TO SPEAK?: Eight sessions, 55 minutes each, January 15, 22, 29, February 5, 12, March 4, 11, 18. Shelburne. Registration fee $15. Beginner group, 6:30 p.m. Intermediate group, 7:30 p.m. $185, plus $30 textbook. Info, 496-3436 or constanciag@hotmail.com. Take Spanish lessons fro m a native Spanish speaker fro m Argentina and experienced teacher. Sm all groups, a lo t o f conversation and vocabulary. Cassettes, conversation

Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. and Fridays, 4-5:15 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flow ing movements, jo in t locks and throwing techniques. Visitors always welcome.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu Jits u , Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One m inute o f f 1-89 a t e xit 17.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children's classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive stu dents. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@blue wavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Form er national team m ember and Vermont sta te coach Gordon White teaches the exciting m artial art and Olympic sp o rt o f Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching s t a f f em phasizes proper body m echanics and Taekwondo tech nique during plyom etric, techn ical and cardio training sessio n s to improve fle xib ility , strength and overall fitn e ss.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jet. Info, 288-8160. Two tradi

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AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory classes begin Tuesday, February 3, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m .; Wednesdays, noon-1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 1011:45 p.m.; Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Children's classes, Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Iaido (the way of quick-draw sword),

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VERMONT AIKIDO: Adult introductory class series starts Tuesday, February 10. Four weeks of beginning level instruction are followed by four weeks of basic mixed level classes. $45/eight class intro course. Regular class schedule: Monday-Friday, 6-7:30 p.m. Saturday, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Vermont Aikido, 274 North Winooski Ave, Burlington. Info, 862-9785 or visit www.vermontaikido.org. Visitors and guests

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MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. S tu d y the teachings o f

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Tuesdays and Fridays, 9:30-11:30 a.m ., "Tadpole Drop-ins at the Clay Studio." Fridays, 7:30-10:30 p.m ., "Teen Drop-In." Fridays, 5:30-7:30 p.m ., "Fam ily Drop-In at the Clay and Craft Studio (formerly Frog Hollow)." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU -JITSU : Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Wednesdays, 11:45 a.m. Saturdays, 1 1 a.m. Cardio/PoWer Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Filipino Martial Arts: Saturdays, 10-11 a.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu -Jitsu , 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense,

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YMCA KICKS OFF ANOTHER SESSION OF FREE SH0T0KAN KARATE FOR TEENS: Ages 12-17, Tuesdays and Thursdays, December 9 through February 5, 4-5 p.m. Greater Burlington YMCA, 266 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Kevin Hatin, 862-9622 or khatin@ gbymca.org. In this program, students practice

m usic GUITAR LESSONS: "SONGS OF THE SIX TIES:" Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. For more info or to register, call 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Can y o u p lay a

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m assage ADVANCED BODYWORK TRAINING: Fourweek classes starting in late February. The Chace Mill, Burlington. $195 (or $175, if paid in fu ll by February 13), Reviewer $125. Complete info at www.stephenodwyer.com or call 985-0109 ext. 1 . Neurom uscular m assage technique f o r the low back, sh o u ld er and neck. Stephen O'Dwyer, CNMT, teaches neuro m uscular and structural techn iques f o r treat ing chronic pain.

COUPLES MASSAGE: Friday, February 20, 6:30-9 p.m. Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $50/couple. Info, 864-7778 or www.ycahh.org. Learn massage basics to help you and y o u r part ner relax and fe e l harmony using a variety o f techniques. An excellent overview f o r our advanced Couples Massage classes.

SAME-SEX COUPLES MASSAGE: Friday, February 13, 6:30-9 p.m. Vermont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing, 257 Pine St., Burlington. $50/couple. Info, 864-7778 or www.vcahh.org. Learn massage basics to help you and y o u r partner relax and fe e l harmony

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning Wednesday, February 4, 6 -9 .p.m. "Image Transfer Technique with Jude Bond." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For brochure and

SNOWKITING: Snowkiting is kitesurfing on your skis or snowboard — fast, fun and when you are ready, 30 seconds of hang time. Certified instruction throughout Chittenden County, Mad River Valley and Stowe (w ill travel for the best conditions, fields or snow covered ice). Half-day Kite Skills, First Ride Lesson, $75, 1-3 riders. You bring skis/snowboard and helmet; we provide kites and harness. No experience necessary, ju st be psyched to try an incredible new sport and great lead-in for summer kitesurfing. In fo , Rachael a t Stormboarding,

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QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl S t., Essex Jet. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a so ft and flow ing self-healing exercise th at is sim ilar to Tai Chi.

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R EIK I I AND II: Ongoing classes and private instruction. Pathways To Well Being, Burling ton. Info, Blakely Oakes, MS, Reiki Master Teacher, 862-8806 ext. 4. Reiki is an ancient

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning Thursday, January 29, "Portrait Busts in Clay," 6:30-9 p.m. Beginning Tuesday, February 1 2 , "Sculpture Studio with Kate Pond," 1-4 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church S t., Burlington. For brochure and info, call 865-7166 o r visit www. burlington cityarts. com.

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257 Pine St., Burlington. $12/class or $45/month for unlimited classes that month. Info, 864-7778 or www.vcahh.org. This tradi tional Yang-style short-form Tai Chi is a gentle and flo w in g exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

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TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: New series of classes begins February 2. Mondays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. 64 Main S t., 3rd Floor, Montpelier. $36/ month or $90 for 12-week semester. Pre-reg ister, 456-1983. In stru cto r Elbe Hayes has

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s p iritu a lity PRAYER WORKSHOP: Sunday, February 1, 12:30 p.m. (following 10:30 a.m. Sunday worship). Unity Church of Vermont, 37 Lincoln S t., Essex Je t. Suggested $10, love offering. Info, 288-9265. This three-hour inform ative workshop w ill cover the basics o f prayer: Why does prayer work f o r one person b u t n o t an oth er? What are we really praying

m ovem ent, deep relaxation, sig n ifica n t health ben efits. Beginning stud en ts welcome.

w in e EXPLORING PINOT NOIR: Monday, February 23, 6:30 p.m. The Wine Bar, 133 St. Paul S t., Burlington. $20/person (plus tax). Reservations are suggested, call 951-WINE or visit www.wineworks.net. Get a chance to experience

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ITALY, FROM PIEDMONT TO TUSCANY: Wednesday, January 28, 6-9 p.m. Windjammer Restaurant, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. $60/person, includes tax and gratuity. Purchase tickets in advance, 8626585. From the hills o f Tuscany to the m oun

and the a n cient school. A rt Wells, Science o f M ind Practitioner.

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t a i chi TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginners series, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ongoing classes, Thursdays, noon-1 p.m. Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. The Yehnont Center for Acupuncture and Holistic Healing,

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STEVE'S FAVORITE WINE PICKS II: Wednesday, February 4, 6-7:30 p.m. Windjammer Restaurant, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. $25/person, includes tax and gratuity. Purchase tickets in advance, 8626585. Steve fro m Cheese Traders and Wine Sellers is back f o r Part Two o f his special selectio n s o f wines and ch eeses fro m his world fa m o u s shop.

w ood BASIC WOODWORKING FOR BEGINNERS: Ten sessions, 30 hours: Wednesdays, February 4 through April 7, 1-4 p.m. Sundays, February 15 through April 18, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $200/nonmembers, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalk vermont.com. Beginning woodworkers are exposed to the various com ponents o f m illing and jo in e ry techniques as they learn to use woodworking m achinery necessary to con stru ct a sm all end table.

BASIC WOODWORKING II INTERMEDIATE: 12 sessions, Thursdays, March 4 through May 20, 6-9 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $300 nonmembers, 25% off members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalk vermont.com. Come to the shop to refin e and enhance the techniques y o u learned in the

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BUILD A RUSTIC BENCH: Saturday, February 7 and Sunday, February 8, 9 la.m. - 3 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Spend two enjoyable days learning how to build a rustic sto o l o r sm all bench. Students will com plete the entire process, fro m selecting the wood to gluing and assem bling their work. By the end yo u will leave with a fin ish e d piece o f rustic furn iture.

CUTTING DOVETAILS WITH HANDTOOLS: Four sessions, Saturdays, February 21 through March 13, 1-5 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $150/nonmembers, 25% off/members. Limited class size, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Participants will learn to co n stru ct dovetail jo in t s using mark ing gauges, hand saw s and ch isels. Come and learn the art o f cu ttin g dovetails by hand and make a bench th a t will la st y o u a lifetim e. No p rio r woodworking experience required.

FINE WOODWORKING APPRENTICE PRO GRAM: Interested in a career as a furniture maker? Cabinet maker? Or artist in wood? Shoptalk provides an intensive shop-based apprentice program designed for emerging woodworkers. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. For more info, call Shop talk, 878-

boat ready to sa il. Child and ad ult work with hand tools as they cooperate in m aking these traditio nal sloo ps ( 2 2 " long, 5 1 / 2 " wide with a 2 7 " m a st), com plete with cooper keel,t working rudder and sa ils. No previous wood working experience is necessary.

SHARPENING HAND TOOLS: Saturday, February 14, 1-4 p.m. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $45. Limited class size, 8780057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. This threehour course will p resen t the theory and prac tice o f sharpening and honing fla t-ed g e tools with a p ractical em phasis on chisels and hand-plane blades. Through discussion and dem onstration, stud en ts will learn to create and m aintain razor-sharp edges on th eir tools using a variety o f sharpening m ediums. Stu d en ts w ill have the opportunity to sharpen a t lea st one tool blade during the session with instructor guidance. This class is appro p ria te f o r first-tim ers as well as those wishing to advance already existing skills.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine S t., Burlington. Info, 6518979. A h eated stud io fa c ilita te s deep stretch in g and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga classes for all levels: Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays at 5:30 p.m ., Wednesdays, 10 a.m. and Saturdays, 9:30 a.m . Beginners: Sundays, 4 p.m. and Wednesdays, 5:30 p.m. Starting in January: Special six-week intro series for teens, six-week intro series for ? beginners. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or wwW.bristolyoga.com. This clas s ic a l fo rm o f yo g a incorporates balance, streng th and fle x ib ility to stea d y the mind, strengthen the body and fre e the soul.

WEIGHT LOSS YOGA, BASED ON BEST-OFBOSTON 2000-'03. BAPTISTE VINYASA POWER YOGA, HOT AND STRENUOUS: 2hour class, Sundays, 8:30-10:30 a.m . Union Street Yoga, Burlington. $12/class. Info, email tgp@ together.net or Unionstreet yoga.com. Drop 7-12 lbs. (w a ter w eigh t) p er class. Bring a tow el and water. Arrive early as cla sses f i l l fa s t.

YOGA FOR CLIMBING AND HEALTH: Six-week series, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Climb High, 2438 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. $8/class. Info, 9855055. Stay in shape and have fu n with yoga. Special em phasis on exercises f o r clim bing and general health taught by Cat Earisman.

YOGA FOR SWEETHEARTS: Partner Yoga and Thai Massage, Friday, February 13, 7-9 p.m. Yoga in the Mad River Studio (above Bisbee's), Waitsfield. $45/couple. Pre-regis ter, 767-6092. Learn to nurture and connect with y o u r sw eethea rt through touch, move

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LATHE CLASS: BOWL OR SPINDLE, YOUR CHOICE: One session, three hours. Shoptalk, 7A Morse Drive, Essex. $80. Individual instruc tion, 878-0057, www.shoptalkvermont.com. Call to schedule a convenient time fo r you to attend. POND YACHTS FOR ADULT AND CHILD AT THE LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM: Two sessions are being offered during the Winter Recess: Saturday through Monday, February 14-16 or February 21-23, 9:30 a.m . - 4:30 p.m. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located 6 miles west of Vergennes at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd. $195/team , open to ages 10 and up, and includes a ll instruction and materials. Info, 475-2022 or www.lcmm.org. Spend the win ter recess getting ready fo r warmer weather fu n during this three-day class with your son, daughter, grandchild or frien d building a beautiful and functional pond yacht. Start with pine blanks and fin ish with a rigged

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YOGA FOR THE BLUES: Six-week series starts February 15. 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Union Street Studio, 306 S. Union St., Burlington. $50, for the series. Debbie Safran, RYT, is certi fied in Integrative Yoga Therapy. For more info on this or other classes she offers, call 4344699 or email downdogvt@aol.com. Grey skies and frigid temps got you down? Ju st not feeling yourself lately? Whatever the reason, let yoga strengthen the body and rejuvenate the mind. This six-week series provides a warm and support ive atmosphere to help pick yourself back up! YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Many styles to choose from, various levels o f intensity, invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh. ©

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A TOUCH OF CLASS-SWF, PETITE, FIT, attractive, no children, looking to enjoy outdoor activities, good food and wine, movies, music, laughter, ideas, dreams w/a SM, 55-63, active, kind, adventurous, open to a relationship. 9656

AWARE, AVAILABLE, ATTRACTIVE AFFECtionate, PF, 51, blue/green eyes, short dark/silver hair. Creative, hope-holding, left-leaning, animal lover. Physically, socially, politically active. In awe of nature. Open to an authentic, intimate, humor-filled, durable connection. Letters welcome. 9644

SWF, 60s, MUSIC LOVER, TRAVELER dreamer, honest, open, active. ISO adven turer w/similar leanings. 9924 TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF LATE 40s,"muy" attractive. Bright,, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sen sual and strong. Admire openness in oth ers coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing iri stimulatihg conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 9910 SEEKING SOULMATE. ATTRACTIVE FUNloving, open, honest PF w/a great sense of humor and a zest for life. Interests include, but are not limited to, dancing, dining out, music and travel. ISO honest, intelligent, PM, late 40s-50s with similar interests. 9833 SWF, 40s, SLENDER, BLONDE ENERGETIC professional, practical, but a hippie at heart. Into yoga, meditation, dancing, motorcycle riding, hiking and traveling. ISO someone w/strength and character, who knows who he is, but is open to new ideas and experiences. 9812 FOR REAL. ME: PROGRESSIVE CYNIC, 37, loving, chubby not tubby. You: smart, self-aware, romantic, modestly-sophisti cated, expressive, motivated, creative, nature-loving, sincere, humorous, eclec tic. If you love your mom and other inde pendent women, want or have kids and pets, please reply. 9810 DO YOU NEED A LIVELY, HEALTHY, attractive companion for your imminent retirement? I enjoy sports, movies, travel, concerts, dining. Hoping for an active NS w/a sense of humor. 9775 DWF, 38, 5', CURVY, GREEN EYES BROWN hair. Sexy, funny, energetic, intelligent, honest, independent. ISO emotionally and financially secure, attractive, honest, car ing, SM, 30-45 for friendship, possible LTR. 9764_______________________________________ VIRGO GODDESS, SWF, 31, 5'9" CURVY cutie, honest, funny, confident, emotion ally and financially secure, great family values, NS, fun indoors and out. Ready to shower passionate kisses and happiness on you. ISO SWM, similar qualities, med/muscular build. 9758

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TIRED OF TREKKING TO LOCAL EVENTS unaccompanied. Looking for companion to share the joys of the area with. A love of theater, movies, music/concerts and humor are a must. All non-smoking, semiintelligent, humor-filled folks feel free to contact me! 9637 VOLUPTUOUS WPF, 30, ISO FINANCIALLY emotionally secure M, 30-45, for a few laughs and some nights on the town. Must be sane and outgoing. 9635 SPF, LOVING, KIND, SINCERE, SPIRITually oriented. ISO PM, NS, 40-50, who believes in romance, enjoys slow dancing, wants to learn to love each other. I enjoy XC-skiing, biking, swimming, beaches, kayaking, traveling, poetry, theater, nature, laughter, life. Friendship, possible LTR. 9625

m en > w o m e n 22 Y0, SWCVM, 135 LBS., SWIMMER'S build, hopeless romantic, knight, kind, loving, caring. Love: books, movies, out door, dogs, strategy games, hanging out, writing, talking. ISO SF, 18-28, same sort of interests/personality. Similar body type. LTR preferred, anything possible. 1139 „ ,______________ _ SWM, 39, NORMAL HUMAN, THE WORLD'S best pooch, ISO a nice woman and her pet companions to spend time with. We like to run, swim, play frisbee, tug of war. Maybe we could all hang out some time and see how it goes. 1137 GIRAFFE SHAMAN W/PETER PAN COMPLEX, deep, empathetic, very funny dad seeks F, 25-45, with strong intellect and eclectic tastes, who is able and willing to share life, food, bed. Beautiful, I hope. Spiritual, ^witty. 1132____________________________________ ATTRACTIVE, FUN, AFFECTIONATE, responsible, athletic, musical, dog lover, homeowner, Young looking 39, SWM. Enjoys: singing, live music, hiking, biking, camping, movies, country music, Sunday drives, dancing, making dinner, photogra phy, friends. ISO: SWF, 31-42, attractive, fun, responsible, NS, friendship, possible LTR. 1124________________________________________ BALD, BROKE, SWM, 40, 5'10" HAZEL eyes. ISO shorter, untouchable SF, 18-25. Must be warm and cuddly, in love with simplicity and totally lacking direction. No smokers, heels or cold fish. 1119

25 YR. OLD AIMING FOR ENLIGHTENment into simple living, being outside, eating well, meditation, eventually home steading and having fun. ISO a partner -w/a similar outlook, good looks and who's into creating an opportunity for unconditional love, support and inspiration. 1117_____________________________ GRATEFUL DEAD, ORGANIC GARDENS psychedelic art, being a Dad, Vietnamese culture, stir frys, warm bread, quiet walks, a good night kiss. DWM, 38, ISO earthy AF with similar interests to share warm smiles, laughter, honesty, friendship and possibly romance. 1107 POWER BALL WINNER! NOT REALLY BUT a special SWF, NS may hit the jackpot of LTRs with a SWM, 48, NS. The odds of you winning in this lottery of love are much better than picking the winning 6 num bers. 1103 READY FOR A CHANGE? WOODWORKER, musician, extremely active, currently building a grand curved staircase in 2nd Empire Victorian, restoring a Queen Ann. I want to start a family, ethnic instru ment shop and cafe, in a small hamlet across the lake. 1010 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5'11", blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 Y0, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 1095 37 YO DWM LOOKING TO MEET SOMEONE within 20 miles of Burlington for dating and getting to know one another. Looking for LTR eventually. Must be open-minded and no games. I enjoy movies, bowling, just hanging out, like to be romantic. 1042 RELATIVELY NEW TO LIFE IN THE VERMONT lan&I'm secure, balanced and live to nurture/mentor. 43, 5'11", 175 lbs., ISO cute 25-35 YO to share surprises, fun and hour long hugs. I relate to northern Europeans, not psycho divas. 1033 IF YOU WERE TO IMAGINE YOUR IDEAL lover, strong, communicative, responsive, capable, not controlling, likes to play, with a life of his own and parts to share. Fit, good-looking SWPM seeks similar SWF, 27-37, for indoor and outdoor fun. 1025 NUCLEAR FUSIONIST, MOLECULAR deconstructionist, architectural dadaist, artistically cognizant, charming, literate, cool, sane, urbane/hick, sensitive, attrac tive, little shy and understated. Exceptional humor. 6', 205, 50. Various unrelated inter related interests. Seek unique, extraordinary, transcendent, positive g irl Nuclear fusion experience a plus. 1024

INTERESTING, SMART, ATTRACTIVE, FUN DWJM father, looking for friend to hang out with. My passions are outdoor activi ties, cooking, writing, yoga, music and self improvement. I'm 43, healthy, secure, evolved, in good shape and considerate. Possible LTR. 1023

SWPM, MID 50s, SENSITIVE, HONEST educated, solvent, casual, dry wit, sensu al, spontaneous, exploring, alive. Enjoys fitness, walking, working out, reading, cooking, small boats, gardening, coffee in the morning, enjoying life. ISO relation ship w/like-minded F, 30s-50s. 9917

MUTUALLY SATISFYING RELATIONSHIPS are a dance. I never learned the steps. I'm 37, tall, attractive, professional, sin cere, seeking a life partner. Want to see if we can dance together? 1021

SWM, 50, 5'8", 165, FINANCIALLY SECURE emotionally grounded. Affectionate, sensi tive, physically active, eclectic, complex but not complicated. ISO SF, secure, pas sionate about living, outdoors, dinners, discussions and cultural pursuits. Laughs, intimacy, witty: the more the better. 9916

CAPITOL CITY CATCH, 35, SWM HOT AND cool, artsy and athletic, smart and silly, easy going and energetic. ISO F, 25-39, seeking same or seeking change. Me and you? 1012 SWM, 33, EASTERN VT. WHAT I DO: carpenter, paper maker, sawyer. What I am: spiritual, fit, dreamer, open. What I like: friends, books, hard work, good dis cussions, simple living, my dog. What I am looking for: strong connection, caring, love. 1011 I'M 5'10" TALL, BROWN HAIR, BLUE eyes and widowed. ISO LTR who is honest and likes the outdoors, movies and a lit tle of everything. If interested, call! 1008 M, 36, ISO F WHO LOVES TO BE ROMANtic and receive lots of affection, and give as well. Be open to cuddling and whatev er happens next. 9934 DM, 41, EUROPEAN, ISO F, 33-41 ND, NS, likes movies, sitting home, cuddling, public affection, reading, talking and kids. Need someone to spoil. 9931 SKIER WANTED FOR MIDWEEK RUNS PWM who works weekends seeks female skier, 24-42, to make turns with. Maybe more. 9929

TRAVELMATE DESIRED FOR RELATIONSHIP and adventure partner. DWM, youthful 52, 5'9", 150, in good shape, reasonably appealing and fun to be with. ISO openminded F, for laughing, extensive travel, Burlington area, fun and whatever it takes for a shared relationship. 9914 FEMME MOST FAIR, SENSITIVE, SPIRITUAL intuitive, joyous, sensual and aesthetic, where art thou? Doest thou enjoy Bach, Mozart, the 0UD and Bazooki. Be ye a lover of water, travel, cooking, walks and talks. ISO WPF, NS, 55+, Anglican? 9913 SWM, 24, HONEST, CARING, CHARMING outgoing punk, sometimes shy, NS. Loves dancing, has learning challenges. ISO SWF, 19-28, honest, funny, flirty, roman tic, NS, drink occasionally, like movies, basketball, music, bike riding. 9912 SM, BLONDE, TALL, WORKOUT FRIEND, climbing partner, traveling, artistic/graphic designer, hardworking, flings and other things. ISO F w/dark hair who wants to be cared for with conversation. Keep the coffee hot. 9836 L

LONG DISTANCE RUNNER, NS MIDDLE aged, 5'9", 158, loves hiking, camping, acoustic guitar, drawing, nature, photog raphy, writing, sense of humor, camping, dancing and biking. I'm caring, kind and loving. Hope to meet caring loving F for LTR. 9922

YOU AND I ARE EXTRAORDINARY, HIGHLY desirable and exceptionally: fit, healthy, sensual, smart, fun, adventurous, passion ate, and caring. We have sophistication and integrity. We're interested in the arts, nature and spirituality. And yet, we find ourselves scrounging in the personals? We simply must find each other. 30s-40s. 6'3", 200. 9832

SWM, 57, ISO COMPANIONABLE F, 21+, can be plain, no diseases or drugs, no politically correct fools, self-financed, trusting enough to be a traditional F. For talks, camping trips. 9919

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» m en > w o m e n continued DWM, 41, 5'6", 160. ISO SF, 28-47, slim. It has been 12 years, she took it .all, but I've a lot of love left to give. Want to have fun? Contact me, you won't be sorry. 9814 SWPM, 27, BOUNDS ON SNOWSHOES and sizzles in the kitchen. Stands 5'9" w/a sleek 155 lbs. ISO active, indepen dent and intelligent SPF for good times and great memories. Candy lovers enjoy homemade treats. 9813 LET ME SPOIL YOU. GOOD LOOKING, passionate SPM, early 40s, w/youthful enthusiasm. ISO a sexy, kind, honest woman who knows how to enjoy life and the many adventures it offers. 9809 RESONANT, HARMONIOUS, CURIOUS physically active, musical, healthy, sparkle eyed, NS, SWM, 42. ISO LTR near Burlington. However, if you would like to simply spice up your social circle w/a safe, fun, well-traveled, interesting per son, feel free to call. 9807 ORIGINAL VT TEDDY BEAR, PM, 30. DO you have days or weekends free? Looking for friends to plow through the winter and dive into spring. I enjoy snowshoeing, kayaking, fly fishing, camping, movies and good conversation. 9804 BURLINGTON AREA BACHELOR ISO SWPF, late 30s to early 40s, for LTR. I am hard working, intelligent (most of the time), home hobbyist and good conversationalist. I like to travel, cook and socialize. Let's start the new year off together. 9801 GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! ALL-AROUND good guy, easy and outgoing, smart, career-oriented, adventurous and funny in an offbeat kind of way. Tall, fit and rugged, ISO F kindred spirit, 29-39, for fun, romance and domestic bliss. 9795 DWM, 28, FIT, HANDSOME LOYAL, KIND, funny, intelligent, sensitive, interesting, good father of incredible 4 yo. ISO fit, pretty, loyal, kind, intelligent, interest ing, NS/ND F for dinner, drinks, Red Sox, hikes and snowshoes. 9792 SWM, 32, ARTIST, GOOD SENSE OF humor, bad chess player, avid movie-goer. Into good conversation, books, outdoor activities, loud and not so loud music, relaxed atmospheres and fun and funnier people. You? 9783 WIDOWER, 60, ATTRACTIVE, FIT WELL educated, well travelled. An INFP com fortable w/ both Dionysus and Apollo. I'm open-minded, curious, looking for what ever. 9781 WILD OUTDOORS MAN, 37 ISO F FOR winter adventures. A hunting and fishing license is required for this position, which pays well. The fringe benefits are too numerable to mention. 9773 AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER 60+ ACTIVE, great health. Enjoy tennis, skiing, sailing, hiking, biking. Educated, sensitive, polite, sense of humor. All original parts and they continue to function. ISO SPF, who arrived prior to 1950, to share life's experiences. 9770 SWM, 40s, NS ISO SLENDER OR PETITE, unattached F, NS, 35-50. We all seem to like the same stuff and we all claim to be romantic, so let's talk and see if there is intrigue. It's all about the chemistry. 9760

HERE'S THE DEAL. I'M IN MY LATE 50s, 5'10", 190. I've been alone for 2 years, looking to reestablish a relationship. All responses answered. 9756 SWM, 26, LONG HAIR, ATTRACTIVE athletic build. Music and snow are just about my only interests this time of year. Join me for dinner some night, then maybe later we can snowshoe in moose country. 9751 NE FRANKLIN CO., BACK TO THE LAND. This SWM, 54, wants the simple life. Gardens, fruit trees, chickens and organic living. 5'11", fair haired and physically fit. ISO woman who loves canoes, snowshoes and wilderness camping. Let's drop off the end together. 9750 SWM, 51, NS/ND. BOOKS, HIKING, snowshoeing, ridge walking, greens, whites, weight lifting, nature, tracking, birds, bears, moose, trees and gardens. ISO F of child bearing age. We will spend our evenings snuggling and reading to each other. 9747 INTELLIGENT, GENUINE, FUNNY EASYgoing, music loving, SM, 29, ISO F, 2329, NS/ND, w/similar qualities for dating or possible LTR. 9746 HAPPY M SEEKS HAPPY F FOR FUN AND laughing Life is for the taking. Let's get down to the enjoyment. Positive outlook a must. Love being active and still. Have an open mind and sense of adventure. And be real. 9670 LAID BACK, ATTRACTIVE INDEPENDENT SWM, 43, blue eyes, brown hair. 6', 205 lbs. Likes walks at sunset, the beach, fireplaces, weekend getaways and lots of cuddling. Seeking SF with same likes for sharing and playing. Age and race don't matter. 9667 MY HAND IS IN MY POCKET HOLDING something that's round, hard and has a head on it. Want to hazard a guess? Nope, it's a quarter, but I like the way you think! Be free, fit, fun and 40ish. 9659 ROMEO SEEKS JULIET SWM, 30, ATHLETIC, easygoing, enjoy outdoor and indoor adventures, Aries and financially secure. ISO a woman with the same interests. 9650 READY FOR A SOUL CONNECTION WITH an anachronistic Libra and some green politics? PM ISO a 43-plus, sensual lass who loves snow crystals. No vinyls just a bit of elegance and subtlety please. 9638 HANDSOME, WARM, FUN, DWPM, 46. A one woman man w/very little baggage. ISO attractive F, 30-50, in BarreMontpelier area, who enjoys most outdoor activities, similar interests and is 420 friendly. Please call me. 9634 LOTS OF ANTIQUES AND NEAT STUFF FREE to SF, 25-35, w/nice home. This stuff is in good shape and interesting, the new owner should be too. Must also take active, fit, 31, NS, SWM, w/many interests. 9632

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GWF, 51, INDEPENDENT, SELF-SUFFICIENT, honest, loyal, intelligent, well educated, socially conscious loves family, friends, the outdoors, animals, movies, reading and much more! Seeking healthy, happy, emotionally mature, self-sufficent woman with a good sense of humor. Serious replies only. 1038 SWP BIF, 40s, 5'9", PLUS SIZE, LIKE TO walk on the beach, read, garden, spend time w/pets and family. ISO F to spend adult time with. Clean, ND, age and size unimportant. 1014 ISO NS SOUL SISTER, 25-50 FRIENDS first, maybe LTR. Me: double Scorpio, pre op WTS/lesbian witch, new to Montpelier area, 45, but younger looking and at heart. Compassionate, sensitive, spiritual, creative, loves cooking, nature, sense of humor, WGDR fan. Let's talk! 9800 ISO CUTIE TO PASS THE TIME W/ME: 20, tall, soft butch, athletic, intelligent and very kindhearted. You: athletic, femme or butch, sweet and romantic. LTR maybe. No crazy lesbian drama, please! 9749

m en > m en LOOKING FOR FUN, OUTGOING, HONEST M ISO a gentleman/cowboy. He has to be open-minded also. I am open-minded, fun and out-going, tall and thin. If inter ested please leave me a message. 1135 YOUNG GWM SEEKS GUYS 18-30. QUEENS and queers need not apply, masculine guys only. Be under 30 and fit. Friends, flings, more? 1113 NOTHING CAN PARALLEL A BLIND DATE on Valentine's Day 2004, but of course. Because we all have the affinity for shar ing good company, as is. Amidst the groovy hearts and boxes of chocolates you'll receive in the spirit of the occasion, won't you be my valentine - and be gay? True in fact, for me as gay man in celebra tion thereof! 1096 . SWM ISO MAM, BURL. AREA LOOKING for that little extra that you can't get at home? Age, race unimportant, cleariliness and discretion is. Give me a call, you won't regret it. 9927 GWM, LATE 40s, 5'7", ISO NEW FRIENDS and maybe more. Honesty, caring, no drugs, straight acting and more. Hope you are out there! 9921 WM ISO BM FOR ORAL ONLY, IN Burlington area, BM only need to reply. 9777______________________________________________ GWM, 50s, ISO STRAIGHT M, 18-30 BI ok, any race, who enjoys receiving oral. You: clean, very discreet, smoking and drinking ok. Travel Montpelier, Stowe, Enosburg, JSC student very welcome. Name, phone, time to call back, same day reply. 9762

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w om en > w om en ECLECTIC ARTIST ISO AN INTERESTING, intelligent, creative, spiritual, indepen dent F that likes deep conversation, mak ing a difference and skinny dipping. Me: PWF, 26, athletic, who likes just about anything. 1105 NSF ISO LTR WITH WOMAN, 4 0-50, WHO is as intelligent, well rounded, learned, physically/emotionally fit, informed, trav eled, philosophic, spiritual,' passionate, romantic, musical, nature loving, creative, humble, adventurous, playful, tender and intense as I am! Monogamously oriented only! 1041

FIT, ATTRACTIVE HOTTIE, MID-30S average height and athletic build. Burl, area. Looking for hot, sweaty fun with BI, Bl-curious or GMs, 25-45, for one time or regular hookups. Into safe, dis creet sex with all types. 1133 SWBIM ISO OTHER M FOR HOT PASSIONate phone or real hookups. All ads answered. Please be 18-45. 1016 SWPM, BI, LATE 30s, SINCERE THOUGHTful, physically fit, healthy lifestyle, near to Burlington. Seeks woman who is simi lar, height and weight proportionate and ISO LTR with the right person. 9936

ARE YOU TIRED OF A DULL SEX LIFE? Unfulfilled, feeling unwanted, unimpor tant. We are going to create a fun Friday sex night. The goal is excitement, good communication, a feeling of importance, with a balance of S M/F/CU. 9923 HOT BIM, 39, ISO CU OR JUST ONE BI/GM. I'm top or bottom, 5'11", 150. Wilting to be in pictures for a photogra pher. If you have an ad, leave box num ber. Let's please each other. 9754 BIF, 23, ISO SBIF FOR THREESOME FUN w/mysetf and my boyfriend. I'm 5'8", about 150 lbs., blond hair, blue eyes. He's about 225 lbs., dark hair, green eyes. No CU, please. 9664 ATTRACTIVE, DISCREET SBIWM 26 INTO sensual massage, creative play and exploring new things. ISO attractive, dis creet, open minded CU and/or SM/F for no strings adult encounters. 9663 HEADS UP! BIWM, 32 BARRE AREA ISO men, 18-35, in decent shape, who would like to be orally serviced early mornings or late at night. No reciprocation neces sary. Leave stats at number. 9657 CENTRAL VT CROSSDRESSER 5'9", HEAVYset, 50, ISO other central Vermont cross dressers for makeup tips and adult fun. If you don't dress, don't respond 9648

just friends COLLEGE EDUCATED F, 23, SEEKS FRIENDS in the Rutland area. Interests include reading and creating all types of art. Looking for grounded people, M/F, 20-26, who enjoy good times and interesting conversations. 1129 EVERYONEJS LOOKING FOR LTR, LOVE, the perfect match. Good-,luck! I'm ISO a lady friend. With friendship, anything is possible. Without it, nothing. Be honest, open and sincere. No games, please. Me: young 55, DWM. Confident, happy, wait ing. 1112 ________________________________ LIKE TO HELP THE NEEDY IN YOUR COMmunity? Single and looking for a new way to meet other singles? Want to begin a singles volunteer group and lend a hand while meeting other singles in the area. Anyone interested? 1022 RECENTLY MOVED TO VT TO PURSUE A Graduate degree. ISO other area students to hang out, have coffee, etc. I am a 4AD fanatic. It's winter, I'm lonely, show me around. Please! 1019 LOOKING TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER HIKErs, bikers, joggers, dog owners, for non competitive exercise and compadre. 1013 NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let's visit. 1002 FORMER PRO MASSEUR, 43, LONG GONE amateur, seeks to reenter field. Seeking women w/good hands who like to receive and give. Equal trade not necessary, but enthusiasm for both roles a plus. 9669 M DOG OWNER W/LABRADOR PUP ISO dog owner for walks weekday afternoons, after work, in Essex/Essex Jet. My dog needs to burn energy, needs friendly young dog to run with. Usually go to Indian Brook or other Essex parks. 9630 CARING, KIND, CREATIVE, 30 YO F SEEKS friends in Montpelier area. New to the area and busy, so it's hard to get out and meet people. Looking for people who enjoy the arts, creating, cooking, hiking, and playing w/dogs. 9627

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couples seeking... CU ISO SF FOR ADULT FUN. UNINHIBITED sensual, creative play. Him: 5'11", 180, dark hair, green eyes, muscular build and very sexy.Her: 5'4*j^ 120, darkjiair, green eyes, petSe and eager to please. Age, race and weight not important. 1127 EASY GOING AND FUN, PARTNERED GCU in Burlington area, in our mid 40s, seek ing other couples interested in home, gar den, movies, travel and just making good friends. 1125 PMACU, JAPANESE AND CAUCASIAN, NS, ND, 36 YO ISO first BIMF eXXXperience. Desire clean, attractive, height/weight pro portional CU under 40 YO. No strings. 1045 P, MACU SEEKS ANOTHER YOUNG P, MACU to explore a first time fantasy of mutual fulfillment...! 1043 MAPCU, ISO WOMAN TO BE SATISFIED? We want to give you the world! Let us touch you and make you squirm. Just for fun, we want a rendezvous. Spice it up! 1031 HERE'S THE DEAL: MY BOYFRIEND IS turning 23 and I want to give him an unfor gettable birthday present. I'm looking for a BIF, 18-25. Medium build, medium looks. I promise, he's not small and we're not ugly. 1030

MAPF, VERY BI-CURIOUS, ISO BEAUTIFUL well endowed woman for incredible encounter. Come with me and my husband to Montreal and help me be liberated. Be with me alone, or whatever. 1028 F, 23, ISO BI-CURIOUS F, 21-25 TO experiment with. I'd love to mess around and my husband would love to watch or join in. 9791 SHY, FUN-LOVING SWF, 23, ISO 420 friendly, 22+, M, F or both to share new experiences inside and out this winter. Let's meet for a drink and maybe test the waters. 9643

m en seeking... ATHLETIC, DISCREET GENTLEMAN, 24 seeks sexual enlightenment from attrac tive, mature women. Serious inquiries only. 1136 CUM AND GET IT!! SWM, 28, 6' BRN/BL, ISO F or CU. Open to age (18+), race, size, etc. I am looking for fun and good times. No strings attached, none expected. Living outside of Burlington, but travel is not an issue. 1118 AM ISO M. ME: 30, 5'7", 140 BLK/BRN, smooth, discreet. ISO friends, maybe more. 25-45, M, straight, or BI is a plus, no femme, no over-weighted, must be top and in shape. Chittenden county only. 1111 PRINCE CHARMING ISO VALENTINE'S DAY SF Princess, 18-35. Looking for love, sexual pleasures in the bedroom. I will supply you physical pleasure all night long. I am also a great lover of passionate women. 1102

GM ISO SAME. I WANT SOMEONE TO fuck me all night and I'll do anything you want. Age/race unimportant. 1101 I AM LOOKING TO MEET A GM I AM A bottom, 6', 227 lbs. ISO a top M from Bristol, Hinesburg, Middlebury. I live alone during the week. 1099 WANTED: ATTRACTIVE, FIT, BI OR BI curious F, 35-48? DWM, clean, safe, discreet, seeks partner for adult get togethers. No commitments, just good clean adult fun. Help me make your (our) fantasies a reality! 1098_______________________________________________ SINGLE WM LOOKING FOR WF, 23-38, MUST BE clean. I'm 33, handsome, 5'3". I love to dance, party, movies. Looking for long term. Love oral sex. All can apply. 1040 ATTRACTIVE WM, VERY WELL HUNG AND in very good shape looking to have very good times in whatever suits your needs. 1034 ISO LF TO HELP ME WITH MY SPANISH IN return, I am sure that I can help you with your English, or whatever you need. 1017 MOON CHILD, SUN, WIND, FIRE, BLONDE, blue eyed SWM, 48. I like the ocean, music, art, athletics and spontaneous pas sion. Searching for an honest F, 28-50 for friendship, love and what else? We only live once. 1015 M, 42, ORAL SUB W/INSATIABLE appetite. Looking to give long lasting oral sessions. No reciprocation necessary 1009 GWM, 33, 6'4", 240, ISO GUYS 18-25, for no-strings fun. The smoother-bodied the better, not into hairy chests. Would like the right young dude to top me, but bottoms welcome as well. 9930

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12/ 5, IDX PARTY. I LIKED YOUR SWEATER, you liked my chips. Sorry for the awkward adios. 9798

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I SPY A CUTE, WEEKEND NEWS ANCHOR/ reporter. We made eye contact the other day. Want to grab a "coffee", meet, chat? 9785

NAT'L GUARD X-MAS PARTY. YOU BRAD beautiful, former Marine from Colchester. We met at Franny's, it was special. Please give me the chance to apologize before you go back to Iraq. I need to see you, I care. Your blonde. 9938

12/12 WOMEN'S OIL WRESTLING ANDY? We crossed paths after I approached your friend, asking your name and trying not to get caught. Later, I saw you waiting in the parking lot. Wanted to say hi but couldn't ditch the friends. 9780

A VERY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE GIRL IN black at the Strangefolk, Rusty Nail show. You were with another girl and a guy. We exchanged several smiles and glances, but you left at the break. Single? Interested? Dinner? 9935

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HUNGER MTN. COOP, 12/17 RED VW, green quilted down coat, black shoes, big ass heel. Checked out a t # ie checkout. If you know her, tell her I need her. 9816

IN MY DREAM. I MISS YOUR SLOW VOICE reading m£ poetry in the black basement, pipes swinging. I miss you playing cello on the asphalt at sunrise, leg twitching. Please don't sever completely. I miss you as my friend in the lonely world. Be you poet or madman, I promise never to hurt you. This is real. 9742

CHRISTMAS DAY, MONTPELIER OUR DOGS met after you were leaving Hubbard Park. Your huskie and my "short Lassie" got along quite well. Me: tall man w/blue jacket wishing to say hello again over coffee. 9815

12/ 19, UNCOMMON GROUNDS YOU: bearded w/a gray wool hat, exuding a mel low sweetness. Me: green sweater, sipping tea w/friend at next table. You smiled warmly: I felt much too shy to talk to you. Signed, Intrigued Over Tea. 9799

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SAW YOU AT BARNES AND NOBLE, 12/ 28 . You: reading PhotoShoot. Me: sitting across from you w/my daughter. Our eyes met. Would love for them to meet again. Me: silver Beetle, NY plates. You: blue Acura, Cornell sticker. 9834

CLANCY'S, BILLY IDOL, ROSES IN REFRIGerators and Nagel. I have thought of you often and wonder where you are. Your ini tials are ETS and once you were my Valentine. If you remember me, I'd love to hear from you. 9802

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I SPY MY NEW YEAR'S CRUSH FIRST OUTside in Metronome line, then inside bump ing and grinding. Liked the secret booty grabs but it was such a tease. Is she your girlfriend? Wish you could have been my midnight kiss. 9835

RED ROCKS, 12/ 21 , SOLSTICE SUNDAY 10 a.m. You were climbing up, I was barreling down. Was sorry for almost skiing into you, then wished you hadn't dodged! Want to get our dogs and skis together on the same track? 9805

HEY FILMMAKER/WRITER EXTRAORDInaire. Guess you thought my story sucked. You could have told me. I like honesty. Oh well. Can't hold it against you, guess I'm a sucker for dark curly hair. You made me buy Astral Weeks. 9779

WE SAID "H I" AT UNCOMMON GROUNDS Jan. 2, 4 pm. You: curly brown hair, tall, alluring. Me: short redhead, blue eyes. If the woman you were with is not your girl friend, want to see if we have anything in common? 9928

BORDERS, 12/ 26 , LONG GLANCE SMILES exchanged. You: looking for DVDs. Me: thinking about food. Want to get some dinner? 9806 —

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(Apr. 20-May 20): “Mathematician Paul Erdos used to describe himself as a ‘machine for turning coffee into theorems,’” writes philosopher Helena Cronin at www.edge.org. “In much the same way, genes are machines for turning oxygen, water, light, zinc, cal cium and iron into bears, beetles, bacteria or bluebells.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Taurus, it’s a per fect time to apply this way of thinking to yourself. By the end of this week, see if you can fill in the blanks in the following sentence: “I am a machine for turning _______ in to ________.” In other words, define the nature of the alchemical magic you are here on Earth to carry out.

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(May 21-June 20): In his masterpiece, The Divine Comedy, Gemini poet Dante Alighieri described Hell as having nine levels, each deeper in the earth and each filled with more terrible sinners than the one above it. Condemned to the eighth level, along with liars, pimps,

hypocrites and frauds, were astrologers. Yet in another book, The Convivio, Dante expressed a reverence for astrology, calling it the highest and noblest of all the sci ences. Was he confused? No. He believed that though astrology is a high and noble science, some of its practitioners abuse it so dreadfully they give it a bad name. Can you do what Dante did, Gemini? Can you comfortably hold big paradoxes? I hope so. Wherever you seem to see nonsensical incongruities this week, you will need to penetrate deeper and understand better.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): One of the things I like best about the Dalai Lama (our fellow Crab) is his prac tical approach to spirituality. An inter viewer once urged him to discourse on how to cultivate loving kindness. His Holiness said something like, “That may be too much to ask. How about if we just work on getting the ‘kindness’ part right?” I bring this up, Cancerian, because the astrological omens suggest that there’s nothing more important for you in the coming week than to be chari table and helpful. It doesn’t matter whether or not you feel charitable and helpful; be that way anyway.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): In Norway, women comprise 40 percent of the govern ment, and state-owned businesses are required to have at least 40 percent of their board seats filled by women. Private com panies will have to meet this standard by 2005. In contrast; 14 percent of the U.S. government is female, while American women hold 13 percent of their country’s corporate board seats. If you’re thinking what I am, the government and corpora

tions of our country desperately need a makeover. I nominate the Leo tribe to lead the charge in the coming months. The astrological omens suggest that whatever gender you are, you will have an enhanced ability to promote females and feminine values in any sphere where you have influ ence. Start immediately, and be ingenious ly relentless.

V IR G O

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Jack Nicklaus had more major tournament wins than any other golfer in history. Skill and practice were at the heart of his athletic prowess, but on at least one occasion he tapped into a more mysterious source of power. In 1973, he got into an uncharac teristic slump that had him stumped. Then one night he had a dream in which he experimented with a new grip on his clubs. When he went to the golf course the next morning, he tried the dream’s suggestion. It worked; his funk ended. I hope you’ll draw inspiration from Nicklaus’ example, Virgo. If you start drawing a blank in your area of expertise, be willing to call on help you’d normally never seek — maybe even the woo-woo kind.

L IB R A

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I invoke Kwan Yin, Chinese goddess of compassion, and ask her to receive the cry of your heart. I pray to Agni, Hindu god of .fire, that he might arouse and feed your most catalytic creativity. I summon Bast, Egyptian goddess of play, to show you how to deepen your commitment to life by having more fun. Finally, I offer a bribe to Lilith, Pagan trickster goddess, in the hope that she will steal one of your inhibitions and reveal to you the location of an erogenous zone you’ve neglected.

SCO RPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)': Astrologer Steven Forrest says that you Scorpios are experts at picking the locks to your unconscious minds. Many of the other signs prefer to keep their hidden depths off-limits, but you are inexhaustible explorers, always burrowing down further into the Scary Unknown to discover more clues to the Great Mystery. Libras may spe cialize in fostering beauty and harmony, and Cancers are masters of nurturing, but your sign is adept at busting taboos and undoing repression. I hope you’re ready to live up to your reputation, because the coming weeks will be prime time for your signature brand of soul retrieval.

S A G IT T A R IU S (No. 22-Dec. 21): The way politicians create legislation is akin to how the meat indus try makes sausage. The average person might like or benefit from the result, but she’d really prefer not to know how it’s done or what goes into it. Though you may not be a sausage-maker or politician, Sagittarius, I foresee a similar kind of process occupying your attention in the coming week. Your challenge will be to patch together a workable, maybe even attractive outcome by taking care of all the messy details with discreet integrity.

C A P R IC O R N

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It’s prime time for you to steal good ideas from creative innovators and use them to enhance your life. You’re in an astrologi cal phase when imitation of the right influ ences — bright and beautiful and benevo lent influences — can lead to rapid progress. (Please don’t imitate mediocre, mean-spirited behavior, though.) Copy the

styles of fashion adepts, Capricorn. Borrow the successful methods that your competi tors and cohorts have employed at their jobs. Read stories about people who are skilled at the art of living, and adopt their strategies as your own. You should always give credit to your sources, of course. The point is not to pretend you’re the most original thinker in the history of the world, but to make yourself happier and freer.

A Q U A R IU S

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the last 50 years, America’s Great Plains area has lost a third of its popula tion, due largely to the disappearance of family farms. People are moving out in droves. Ghost towns are proliferating. From one perspective, that’s sad, but from another, it’s cause for celebration: The wilderness is returning in some places, and vast herds oT buffalo once again roam the land. Is there any chance you’d con sider initiating a comparable transforma tion in your inner realms during the com ing weeks, Aquarius? Personally, I’d like to see some of your over-civilized parts revert to the natural state. According to my reading of the astrological omens, the cos mos agrees with me.

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BURLINGTON: 3 and 4-bedroom avail. 6/1. Nice, clean, quiet, porch, gas heat, well-insulated/ energy eff., parking, yard, gar den space, coin-op. 879-2436. BURLINGTON: 35 St. Mary's St. 2-bedroom, new carpet, renovated bath. No pets. Avail, now. $800/ mo. + dep. + utils. 893-8909. BURLINGTON AREA: Brand new 2-bedroom and 3-bedroom. 1bath w/basement, W/D hookups, gas HW heat. New appliances, kitchen and bath, windows, park ing garage option. On busline. Mins, to downtown Burlington and walk to downtown Winooski. No pets. Avail, now. 2-bedroom, $875/mo. 3-bedroom, $1200/mo. Hank, 872-8881 ext. 105. BURLINGTON: Charming effi ciency on N. Union. Hdwd, six windows, new appliances, recently remodeled, off-street parking. Heat incl. Avail. 2/1. $560/mo. Call 862-8990. BURLINGTON: Church St. efficien cy apt. Quiet building. Off-street parking for one par. No pets. AvaiL now. $525/mo. 863-2070. BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. Great location! Directly across road from medical center. Quiet, clean 1-bedroom apt. Parking for one car. No pets. Avail, now. $650/mo. + utils. 863-2070. BURLINGTON: Furnished threelevel condo. 3-bedroom, 2.5bath, deck, 2-car garage, new appliances, jacuzzi, lake/mtn. views, close to downtown/beach. Avail. 3/1. $1250/mo. + condo fees. 951-8947 or 764-1941. BURLINGTON: Great downtown 2-bedroom house. Home office, off-street parking, W/D, gas heat. Avail. 2/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 865-3449. BURLINGTON Huge, bright, first floor, 2-bedroom apt in quiet, mid-hill, non-smoking building. Hardwood floors, washer/dryer, 2 off-street spaces, one covered. No dogs. $1100/mo. incl. heat. AvaiL 3/1/04. Call 863-4091 days or evenings. BURLINGTON Large 1-bedroom apt. Easy walk to downtown, hard wood floors, laundry, off-street parking, bright, sunny living room, spacious kitchen. $800/mo. + utils. Call Dave 865-9897. BURLINGTON Maple St. Bright and clean 1-bedroom split, could be used as 2-bedroom. $695/mo. + utils. College St. Studio. Avail, now. $595/mo. Heated now. RED E Rentals office located at 138 Church St. 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Near UVM. Two 2-bedroom apts. Avail. 6/1. Heat, HW, parking, W/D, DW. Upper North St. $900/mo. Upper Maple St., $950/mo. 863-2749 or rklyman@pshift.com for info. BURLINGTON: New studio apt. in quiet New North End. Vaulted ceil ings, hdwd. Bright, clean, mtn. i b h

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COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath condo. Near St. Mike's and Fanny Allen. New W/D, carpet and paint. Low-cost heat. Nice yard, garage. $1100/mo. + dep. 899-5426, COLCHESTER: Cute 2-bedroom house w/large second floor den/office space. Quiet backyard, garden space avail. Near lake, bike path, post office and sum mer veggie stands. No smoking. Pets neg. AvaiL 2/1. $1000/mo. + utils. + dep. Call Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348. COLCHESTER: Large 2-bedroom apt. near all amenities. Garage, parking, patio, W/D, DW, many new upgrades. 1-year lease mini mum. Water/rubbish incl. AvaiL 2/1. $950/mo. + utils. 864-6928. ESSEX JCT.: 164 Colchester Rd. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1-bath, finished basement, W/D hookups, carport and gas heat. AvaiL now. $1100/mo. Coburn and Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. ESSEX JCT.: 3-bedroom, 1.5bath, 1700 sq. ft. duplex in great Brickyard location. Pets neg. AvaiL now. $1300/mo. 846-9568.

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802.482.5500 ESSEX JCT.: Comfortable 2-bed room condo w/1.5-bath, carport, extra parking. Incl. five appliances. Pool, tennis. Near Five Corners, shopping plazas, Essex Community Ctr. Great neighbor hood. AvaiL now. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-879-8849 or 324-4551. ESSEX JCT.: Prime location. 3bedroom, laundry, DW, full base ment, parking. No smoking. $1200/mo., incl. heat. 879-2470 or 578-5539. ' HINESBURG: 1-bedroom apt. Owner-occupied house, but very pvt. apt. Garden space and front patio area. Nice location. No smoking/pets. $550/mo. + utils. 453-2985. HINESBURG: 2-bedroom farm house apt. Up. Cozy, bright. Cats OK. $825/mo., includes utils. 482-7082. JERICHO: 2-bedroom, one new bath, attached garage. Barber Farm Rd. at Rt. 117. Cozy, newly painted, hdwd, fireplace, quiet

country setting. Avail, now. $1000/mo. + utils. 239-403-4838. JERICHO: Furnished, sunny, spa cious, post-and-beam country home. Dead-end road, 20 mins, to Burlington/Waterbury. 10 acres w/meadows/trails/mtn. views. 15 mins, to ski/hiking areas. 2-bed room, 1-bath, newly-renovated kitchen. Oil w/wood stove backup. Pets OK. $1050/ mo. + utils. Until May 15. 899-2303. MONKTON: Studio/efficiency apt. Kitchen, pvt. bath, pvt. entrance. Nonsmoking. Electricity incl. Gas heat. Country location on 19 wooded acres. $550/mo. Dep. req. Bob, 989-0273. MONTPELIER: Cool house, nice yard, great in-town neighbor hood. 3 professionals seek 4th for historic home near Hubbard Park. Lots of space, privacy, extras. Pets? 223-1827. RICHMOND VILLAGE: 5-bedroom house, 2-bathrooms, next to park and Winooski River. $1300/mo. + utils., sec. dep. + refs. 434-2800. S. BURLINGTON: Spear St. 3/4bedroom. Across from UVM field house. Jason, 860-3923. S. BURLINGTON: Sugartree Lane 2-bedroom townhouse. 1.5bath, carport. AvaiL now. $1050/mo. Coburn and Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom, 1st floor, pro pane heat, carpet, tile, well-kept, new kitchen/bath floors, stainless steel refrigerator/DW. No pets/ smoking. $975/mo. 434-3749. S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks unfurnished 2-bedroom condo. Convenient location. New paint/ carpet/utils. Many amenities. Pool, carport, W/D. Flexible availability. $950/mo. + utils. Rick, 865-5171. S. HERO: Very nice 2-bedroom lakefront house. 20 mins, to Burlington. Monthly lease until June. $900/mo. 899-3730. SHELBURNE: Gables. Pvt. end unit. PooL 3-bedroom w/first-} floor master bedroom, W/D, 2.5bath. 2210 sq. ft. 2-car garage. Screen porch. Fireplace. AvaiL now. Call 985-3973. UNDERHILL CTR.: Studio apt. Pets considered. $450/mo. Call 899-2531. UNDERHILL Spacious 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, recently remodeled kitchen/bathroom, many win dows, pvt. parking, storage area, 25 mins, to Burlington. Cats OK. AvaiL now. $695/mo., incl. heat/water. Lee, 764-4471(w). WINOOSKI: 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Off-street parking. Gas heat. No pets. 1-bedroom, $550/ mo. 2-bedroom, $650/mo. 3bedroom, $900/mo. 655-2544. WINOOSKI: 11 Audet St. 2/3bedroom, second floor, large unit w/porch. Avail 2/15. $995/mo., incl. heat/HW. Visit www.neville co.com or call 660-3481 x 21. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Very clean and quiet duplex, hdwd, new appliances, nice Hill Section, fenced yard and porch, off-street parking, W/D and storage. Ready 2/04 and 3/04. $950/mo.-1000/mo. 899-1735. WINOOSKI: Executive 2+bedroom, hdwd, off-street parking, laundry. $950/mo. + utils. 2335549 or 658-7914 evenings.

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WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER: Maggie's Inn. Extended stay while you're looking for your house. Use of huge country kitchen, pvt. Room. 1800s Colonial w/antiques. Exit 15. $175/week or $39/day. 324-7380.

►sublets BURLINGTON: Room avail, immed. in 4-bedroom apt. w/two males, one female. Quiet neigh borhood, 10 min. walk to UVM/downtown. Off-street park ing. AvaiL through end of May. Call Jason, 578-6388.

►for sale BURLINGTON: Old North End. Duplex. Each apt. has 2 bed rooms. Parking for at least four cars. Full basement. Backyard. Entire house new electrical. $180,000. 863-0337. COLCHESTER: Colonial w/many renovations on 1.1 acres. 3-bed room, 2-bath, wood stove, hdwd, detached garage, in quiet neigh borhood close to C.H.S. trails. $210,000. 651-6855, eves.

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►office space BRISTOL: Newly renovated, bright and sunny office/studio space. 800 sq. ft., central. Main St. location. Avail, now. Call Louise for appt., 802-453-5841. BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on "space available." Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999. BURLINGTON: Small office avail, in pvt. practice psychotherapy office for massage/bodywork/psychotherapy. Near downtown Burlington. Pvt. parking, handicapped accessible. Rent incl. all amenities. Maple Street Associates. Leave msg., 862-1509 or 862-7420. FOR LEASE: 1300 sq. ft. office or light manufacturing located in Highland Industrial Park, Winooski. Formally a screen print shop, includes ventilation system, drying room, compressed air. Second floor space w/shared loading dock and bathroom. $600/mo., incl.

LAND, EXIT 15: Zoned for 102 rental units. City water/sewer, maybe condos or hotel site. Nothing down, monthly pay ments. Last of the highest den sity zoned land in Chittenden County. 324-3291. MILTON: Townhouse condos. 3bedroom, 1.5-bath, 1400 sq. ft. plus basement. Parking, back patio, gas heat, city water. Three minutes from Husky and 1-89. Purchase price, $153,000. Buyer's net, $127,500. Call Emily, 660-0638. S. BURLINGTON: Immaculate second floor end-unit condo. 2bedroom, 1-bath, carport, extra storage space, swimming pool! Newer DW, carpet, tile, wood floor, W/D and paint throughout! Efficient gas heat. Move-in condi tion, a must see! 802-316-7377. STARKSBORO: Mtn. home. 1600 sq. ft. solar powered. 3-bed room, 1-bath, open kitchen, dining, living, office/study, full basement, on 25 acres. Fields, ppnd, stream ,woq<& £pple,,P ,.;0 orchard, gorgeous view of Lake _ Champlain and Adirondacks. Xcountry ski trails, sledding hill, campsite w/shelter and fire place. $237,500. '802-453-2350. WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER: Super location. 30,000 cars per day (approx.). Exit 15, Colonial 18bedroom inn. Garage/gardens. Owner financing. Little down. Monthly payments. $750,000. 324-3291.

►room for rent MONTPELIER: Room for rent. Use of house. Nice neighbor hood. No smoking/pets. $500/mo., incl. all but phone. Refs, please. Call 802-229-4390.

S. BURLINGTON: Room for rent. Parking, laundry. Student or prof. No smoking. $420/mo., incl. utils. 324-5043.

►housemates ALL AREAS, ROOMMATE.COM. Browse hundreds of online list ings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: www.Room mate.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail, in 3-bedroom townhouse. W/D, off-street parking. Prof., quiet.

No smoking/pets. ,$300/mo. + 1/3 utils. 660-2935. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in spacious 2-bedroom luxury, downtown apt. W/D, DW, hdwd, high ceilings, off-street parking, fully furnished. Responsible prof., please. Avail. 2/1. 802862-2916, leave msg. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. avail, in tum-of-the-century Victorian Old North End Co-op is looking for a new member. Applicant must be: financially and emotionally stable, serious about living in a cooperatively-owned house, energetic, honest, trustwor thy and excited at the prospect of caring for and maintaining a 125year-old house. Contact Daniel at the Burlington Community Land Trust at 862-6244. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom. Sunny apt. w/off-street parking, front yard, screened-in porch. On quiet street inf South End. Looking for grad./prof. No pets. 324-5391. ‘ BURLINGTON: 62 Peru S t Share large house w/backyard, W/D, hot tub, other perks. Dogs OK. No smokers or grumps. $550/mo. 865-8090. BURLINGTON AREA: Free rent. Mature, reliable roommate need ed to share apt. w/mildly dis abled woman. Free rent in exchange for help w/cooking, errands and housework. No smoking/drugs. Call Peg for details, 658-5038, after 10 a.m. BURLINGTON: NS prof, to share spacious condo at Redrocks. $440/mo. + 1/2 utils. Leave msg., 864-1989. BURLINGTON: Prof., single, GWF looking for similar to share 3-bedroom apt. near Church St. Must like cats. Nonsmoker. 1/2 rent, 1/2 utils. + dep. Sabrina, 865-4626. BURLINGTON: Quiet grad, student/prof. needed to share 3-bed room art. near downtown. W/D, off-street parking. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils. 660-0467, after 6 p.m. BURLINGTON: Roommate need ed to share 2-bedroom house near UVM. Parking, storage, large fenced-in backyard w/garden and composter. $410/mo. + 1/2 utils. Adam, 318-8331. BURLINGTON: Roommate want ed for 2/1 or ASAP! Hdwd, clawfoot tub, porch, two blocks to lake/downtown. South End. No pets. $425/mo. + utils. Great space! Nebulai, 864-2045.

normal utils. + dep. Paul, 802-655-5311 ext. 103.

HINESBURG: 350+ sq. ft. ground level office w/pvt. entrance now avail. Free parking, HC access, DSL wired. Great location in Main Street historic building. Call now, 482-3040. THE WOOLEN MILL: Winooski. Office space avail, in pvt., newly ren ovated, three-office suite w/two psychotherapists. Full or part-time avail. Call 860-8403 or 651-7520. VERGENNES: Overlooking Otter Creek Falls, 2300 sq. ft. office, 1000 sq. ft. storage. Avail, immed. Gas, HVAC, $1500/mo. L.F. Benton Co. 877-2815.

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BURLINGTON: Beautiful, new space to rent for bodyworker/healing

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arts practitioner. Includes pvt. room and shared workshop space. Reasonable rates. Call Mindy at 865-9500. BURLINGTON: Looking for bodywork/massage therapist and/or psy chotherapist to rent 1-3 days/week in established holistic healthcare center starting January. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2.

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BACK ROOM, BASEMENT, top floor, whatever. 400+ sq. ft. studio space. Would prefer: bathroom access, no carpet, very low rent. Will consider anything. Call 324-7702.

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BURLINGTON: Seeking laidback person to share 4-bedroom apt. Close to campuses/downtown. Two balconies, lake views, heat/HW incl. No pets. $450/ mo. 869-9374. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom apt. Close to downtown/hospital/ UVM. Looking for one or two non smoking profs. Off-street parking. No pets. AvaiL now. $875/mo., incL heat/HW. 863-6070, leave msg. BURLINGTON: Two rooms avail, in fantastic lakefront 4-bedroom house in Queen City Park. 5 mins, from downtown. Amazing views, 1/2 acre on water, space for garden, DW, W/D. Looking for two people, 20-30ish. $417517/mo. + utils. 598-0350. BURLINGTON: Very nice apt. near UVM/FAHC. Prof./grad. stu dent. No pets/smoking. Avail, now through 6/1. Please call, 802-355-0599. BURLINGTON: Walking distance to downtown/lake/bus stop/colleges. Off-street parking, big yard/garden. Storage-space in basement. Nice neighbors. Avail. ASAP! $337.50/mo. 578-6839. CHARLOTTE: Housemate(s) wanted to share country home. Sunny bedroom, views of lake/ Adirondacks. Sorry, no pets. $400/ mo. + 1/4 utils. 1 month dep. 425-6212 or 864-3672 x 1036. COLCHESTER: Active and respon sible person needed to share cute 2-bedroom condo. Must like dogs, but not have one. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Pam, 655-0819. ESSEX: Huge 2-bedroom, 1.75bath, W/D, DW, parking, storage. Rt. 15, 289, 2A access. 12 acres, mountain views, cable and net. 9 miles to Burlington, next to Essex Outlets. $700/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Derek for details, 802310-4564. ESSEX JCT.: Prof., young F looking to share 2-bedroom apt. All utils, incl. Refs, needed plus deposit. $450/mo. 598-7371. ESSEX JCT.: Roommate wanted. Near Five Corners. 2-bedroom, 1bath, gas heat, parking. No pets. $405/mo. + 1/3 utils. Katie, 879 0974. HINESBURG: One roommate to share 2-bedroom + loft down town apt. Great house, great location, quiet neighbors. Cozy yet spacious. Hdwd and plenty of parking. Great price at $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Andy, 238-0392. HINESBURG: Share beautiful, quiet, country home on pond

w/active, prof. male. Large per sonal space and shared living space. Pvt. 1/2-bath, W/D, DW, DSL, etc. Convenient to RT89 and Taft Corners. 20 mins, to down town. No smoking. Avail, now. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils. 482-5754. HINESBURG: Two roommates needed to share large house in village. Lots of room for proj ects. Dog OK. $400/mo. Please call Peter, 482-5092. HUNTINGTON: Small room. Country house, fireplace, yard, fields, garden, garage. Sorry, no pets. 2 dogs and horses provid ed. 25 mins, to Burlington. $350/mo., incl. all. 434-3718. MONTPELIER: Bright, spacious Victorian in ideal location. Walk to downtown/colleges/Hubbard Park. Two outgoing profs, seek third. No additional pets. $400/mo., incl. utils. 274-0901 or 229-4776. RICHMOND: Prof., nonsmoking person to share cape in country setting.' No pets. W/D. $400/mo. + utils. 434-6189.

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COLCHESTER: Colonial w/many renovations on 1 .1 acres. 3-bedroom, 2-bath, wood stove, hdwd, detached garage, in quiet neighbor hood close to C.H.S. trails. $210,000. 651-6855, eves.

strong rentals: off-street parking and separate u tils. Asking, $399,000.

H IN ES B U R G : Texas Hill Rd. Beautiful 2-year-old, 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2300 sq. ft. Colonial on 10.4 acres. Finished bonus room over garage. $291,500. 482-6673.

JER IC H O : Duplex. Great location, near schools and IBM. Two 2-bedroom units, 2-car garage on 3/4 lot. Excellent owner occupied or investment. $186,900. Call 508-353-4449.

BU RLIN G TO N : Beautiful features, easy access to bike path, downtown. 2106 sq. ft ., 3-story home, 3/4-bedroom, 2-bath, fire place, fenced-in yard. $270,000. 864-7330.

BU R LIN G TO N : Hill Section. 3-bedroom, 1.5bath, w/4-bay carriage barn. Formal living room and dining room, den, cus tom kitchen. Lake views, gardens, pvt. yard. $375,000. 233-2978.

RICHMOND VILLAGE Roommate wanted to share 3bedroom farmhouse. Large back yard, must be dog friendly, NS. Young professional or graduate student pref. $425/mo. Call 434-7051. S. BURLINGTON: Clean, quiet roommate wanted for 3-bedroom duplex. Must be gay and cat friendly. W/D, DW. No pets. $375/mo. 864-0770. S. BURLINGTON: Room avail. Big, old country house. Bike path, easy bike to the University, golf course, etc. Prefer grad, age, male student. $350/mo. + share of utils. Call 861-7537 (daytime) 862-8796 (evenings). S. STARKSBORO: Looking for mature, responsible, working adult to share big, beautiful country home on 30 acres. No smokers/pets/children. $485/ mo., incl. utils. Dep. req. 4535409, lescoe@madriver.com. .

►homeshare COUPLE IN THEIR 80s seek homesharer to assist with evening meals and errands in exchange for a room in their Shelburne home. Call HomeShareVermont at 802-863-0874 or visit www.homeshare vermont.org. EHO.

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ith the arrival of 2004, General Motors’ “different kind of car, different kind of car company” is 22 years . old. Intended as the great Yankee hope for stemming the import tide, Saturn Division was conceived in June 1982, chartered in 1983 and consigned to its fate in Middle Tennessee in 1983. . Building vehicles in Spring Hill, Tenn., symbol ized the kind o f bold, different thinking that was meant to invigorate the entire Saturn project. So was the negotiation of an unprecedented labor contract with the United Auto Workers that, among other things, traded national-level wages for a promise of permanent employment immune from layoffs. Then, o f course, there were the plastic cars bearing their no-haggle prices. In July 1990, the first Saturn production car, a sedan, rolled off the assembly line as a 1991 model. Excitement over Saturn’s import-fighting coupes and sedans flour ished momentarily in a burp of marketing creativity. But Saturn never properly left the launch pad. Plastic cars that shopping carts couldn’t ding never really galvanize^ the motoring public. The virtue of no-haggle negotiations became an inconvenient vice when Saturn salespeople —- er, “consultants” — dis covered they were hamstrung by inflexible prices for vehicles perceived as inferior to comparable Hondas, Toyotas and Nissans. When sales and assembly lines slowed, a policy o f no layoffs suddenly became synony mous with a policy of fence-painting and landscaping chores for a contractually irreducible workforce. In short, the vaunted Saturn mission is in jeop ardy; and mid-course corrections intended to restore Saturn’s upward trajectory appear unintentionally ironic. First comes news that plastic bodywork will become a thing o f the past as new Saturn models are introduced henceforth. “The heck with dings,” the car-buying public seems to be saying, “give me proper fit and finish for my $ 15-grand.” Compared to the micro-fine tolerances between the sheet metal panels ' of a Honda or a Toyota, the inherently unavoidable width and irregularity of gaps between plastic panels look positively sloppy.

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2 0 0 4 Saturn Vue: 5 -p a ss., 4-do o r; AWD, 3 .5 -L ite r S0HC V6 w /V TEC ; 5-sp . a u to ; 250 H P /2 4 2 f t .- lb s .; m ileag e: 1 9 /C ity , 2 5 /H w y ; cargo: 3 0 .8 -6 3 .5 cu . f t ; to w : 3 ,5 0 0 lb s .; a s-te ste d , in c h le ath er, AM /FM /6-CD w /M P3, 1 7 -in . w h e e ls: $ 2 6 ,7 3 0 .

Then it’s announced that Saturn’s tardy but competent contender in the compact SUV category will be boasting an optional 3.5-liter V6 for 2004. What the press materials don’t actually reveal, however, is that the V6 is a sexy single-overhead-cam VTEC engine built by Honda. Wasn’t it a pseudoZenmaster in the movie Karate Kid who intoned, “You must become the enemy to defeat the enemy” — or something like that? Taking another page out of the import playbook, Saturn is now kinda-sorta haggling with its prices and financing. How else to interpret an aggressive $ 159 down and six-year $ 159 per month incentive deal for a base-model Ion? Or more to the point, how else can Saturn effectively parry sales threats from the likes of Hyundai and Kia? Then, there’s word that Saturn’s UAW workforce is finally contemplating an “hasta la vista, baby” for its very different and unique labor agreement. In return for substantial GM investments in Saturn’s manufac turing facilities and a redoubled corporate commit ment to make future Saturn products fly, Tennessee’s UAW rank-and-file have voted overwhelmingly to put their no-layoff status on the table. Over the next four years, Saturn wages will slowly evolve to match those of their UAW brethren elsewhere in the U.S.; and future layoffs become a distinct possibility as a result.

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Essex to Berlin: Looking for a ride from Essex to Berlin. Mon.Fri., 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40774.

In 2004, Saturn reaches the end of its beginning. For the 12 model years from ‘91 to ‘03, Saturn vehicles attempted to define themselves in terms dictated by their predominandy Asian archrivals. What the import automakers do, Saturn elected not to do. The Asians generally succeed; Saturn pointedly does not. It’s time to adapt, to modify principles, to re-define Saturn not as a myopic “import-fighter” but as a broadly appeal ing sales enticer. The 2004 Saturns, despite belonging conceptually to Saturn’s past, are nevertheless impor tant transition models for a car company determined to reach its apogee in the future. ®

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8 0 2 -6 5 8 -1 2 1 2 AUDI 100, 1989, QUATTRO, high miles, good winter car, studded snows. Needs new fuel pump, have part. First $1000 cash takes it. Offers considered. . 872-9640.

BUICK PARK AVENUE, 2001, ultra sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L Supercharged, auto., FWD. 29,483 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, OnStar, air bags, ABS, traction. Best price, $18,997. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CADILLAC DeVILLE, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., white, V8/4.6L, auto., FWD. 18,313 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass., air bags, ABS, traction control, leather. Best price, $19,995. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

CHEVROLET PRIZM, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., gold, 4-cyl./1.8L, auto., FWD. 35,435 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM, air bags. Best price, $6698. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. FORD TAURUS 1992, 4-door, light blue, automatic, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass. $2,000 OBO. Call Lisia, 802-863-6390.

HONDA CIVIC, 1994, LX sedan, 4 dr., 5 spd. llO K miles. Great condition. Many new parts. Summer/winter tires. $2900/ OBO. 951-8947 (h) or 764-1941 (w). HONDA CIVIC, 1997, 96K miles, red, 2 dr., PW, PD, CD. Great little car, sad to see it go. Asking high blue book, $5250/ OBO. 802-318-1644. HONDA CIVIC HYBRID, 2003, gas/electric, 4 dr. sedan. Excellent condition. Loaded. Moved to city and must sell. $15,495/0B0. Phone, 802-453-4236, 6-9 p.m.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2001, sedan, 4 dr., black, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 27,307 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, Cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, rear spoiler. Best price, $8425. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2002,

SATURN SL1, 2001, sedan, 4

CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER LS,

sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 38,251 miles, A/D, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $12,949. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

dr., green, 4-cyl./1.9L, auto., FWD. 37,766 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/CD, air bags. Best price, $6242. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. TOYOTA PRIUS, 2001, Hybrid. Pampered, precious. 38K miles. Under warranty. 651-7284.

2002, sport utility, 4 dr., light green, 6-cyl/4.2L, auto., 4WD. 28,506 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $19,495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK, 2001, sport utility, 4 dr., pewter, V6/3.4L, auto., AWD. 33,174 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS, roof rack. Best price, $10,986. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2002, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 13,656 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, $9958. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2003, sedan, 4 dr., maroon, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 25,549 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, OnStar, air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $13,495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GLS, 2000, sedan, 4 dr., red, V6/3.4L, auto., FWD. 43,666 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/cass., air bags, ABS, leather. Best price, $8495. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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dition. 38K miles. This truly was your grandfather's car. $6000. 863-2037.

V6/3.1L, auto., FWD. 30,662 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, AM/FM/ cass., air bags, ABS. Best price, $8298. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 15,169 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $16,590. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

TOYOTA TACOMA 1996, 4WD Pickup. Standard, reg. cab and bed, slider rear window, A/C, AM/FM cassette. 120K miles, very good condition, no rust, solid engine, many new parts, totally reliable. Insp. thru 12/04. $5700 incl. cap, bedliner, 4 all-seasons and 4 almost-new Hakkapeliitta snows. Call Jess at 865-6141 (days) or 578-3818 (eves.).

PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2003, coupe, 2 dr., silver, 4-cyl/2.2L, auto., FWD. 17,829 miles, A/C, PS, AM/FM/CD, air bags, rear spoiler. Best price, $9550. Call Shearer Pontiac, 802-658-1212.

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CHEVROLET TRACKER, 2003, sport utility, 4 dr., silver, 4cyl./2.0L, auto., 4WD. 18,410 miles, A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags, roof rack. Best price, $12,645. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

The following items are hereby enacted by the Public Works 'Commission as amendments to Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, of the City of Burlington Code of Ordinances:

ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

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Sec. 20-66. Penalty. (a) Metered Parking-Offenses: The penalty for violating any ordi nance regulating metered park ing in the City of Burlington shall be six dollars and fifty cents ($6.50). (b) Non-metered Parking Offenses:

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(l)-(3 ) As Written (4) Parking Ban Violations. The penalty for violation of the park ing ban as described in section 20-56 shall include the removal of the vehicle in violation to another street or a remote loca tion, as well as being ticketed in the amount of seventy-five dol lars (75.00) e x c e p t t h a t in t h e

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Adopted this 13th day of August, 2003 by the Public Works Commission. Attest: signature Norm Baldwin, P.E. * Assistant Director Technical Services Adopted 8/13/03; Published 1/28/04; Effective 2/18/04; Material in [brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING The Burlington Housing Authority is preparing a Five Year Plan for the period July 2004 - June 2009 and an Annual Plan for its fiscal year July 1, 2004 - June 30, 2005. The Five Year Plan outlines BHA's long-term goals and objec tives. The Annual Plan includes an assessment of housing needs, the strategy for addressing these needs, a statement of the Financial Resources available, a summary of discretionary policies and a list of supporting docu ments. A public hearing to obtain com ments regarding the proposed Plans will be held on

Wednesday. March 17th at 7:00 PM in the Community Room at Decker Towers, 230 St. Paul Street. Written comments should be sent to: Paul Dettman, Executive Director Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401

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Copies of the proposed plans will be available at BHA's 65 Main Street Administrative offices prior to the hearing. Supporting documents will also be available for review. Equal Housing Opportunity

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LEGALS/SUPPORT GROUPS SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVEL OPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, February 17, 2004, at 7:30 P.M. to con sider the following: 1. Reopen final plat application #SD-03-77 of Ironwood Condominium Association to amend a previously approved planned unit development con sisting of 264 residential units and an 18-hole golf course. The amendment consists of: 1) revis ing a previously approved boundary line adjustment between the applicant and JAM Golf, LLC, and 2) revising the landscaping for the Ironwood Condominium complex, Fairway Drive. 2. Final plat application #SD-0402 of Wedgewood Corp, Inc. to amend a previously approved planned unit development con sisting of 264 residential units and an 18-hole golf course. The amendment consists of: 1) increasing the number of dwelling units from 11 units to 15, and 2) adding landscaping contouring (berms), Old Schoolhouse Rd. 3. Final plat application #SD-0403 of Wedgewood Corp, Inc. to amend a previously approved planned unit development con sisting of 264 residential units and an 18-hole golf course. The amendment consists of: increas ing the number of dwelling units from four (4) to nine (9), and 2) adding landscaping contouring (berms), Nicklaus Circle. 4. Preliminary plat application #SD-04-01 of Ralph DesLauriers, Jr., for a planned unit develop ment consisting of a 32 unit multi-family dwelling on (ot #2, Quarry Hill Rd. Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board January 28, 2004

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS VERMONT FAMILY COURT DOCKET NO. F560-7-03Cndm Christopher Morgan PLAINTIFF vs. Tammy Morgan DEFENDANT SUMMONS AND ORDER FOR PUB LICATION Filed Dec. 18, 2003 VT FAMILY COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY

To the above-named Defendant: You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Plaintiff: Christopher Morgan whose address is: PO Box 64657, Burlington, VT 05401 an answer to plaintiffs com plaint in the above-entitled action within 41 days after the date of the first publication of this summons, which is 1/14/04. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Your answer must also be filed with the court. Unless the relief demanded in the complaint is for damage cov ered by a liability insurance poli cy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to con duct the defense, or unless oth erwise provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the Plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action.

Plaintiffs action is a complaint for divorce in which plaintiff alleges that plaintiff has lived separate and apart from defen dant for more than six consecu tive months and that resumption of marital relations is not rea sonably probable. A copy of the complaint is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Vermont Family Court, Burlington, Vermont. It appearing from the affidavit duly filed in the above-entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclu sive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon the defen dant, Tammy Morgan, by publica tion pursuant to V.R.F.P. 4(b)(2)(A) and V.R.C.P. [4(d)(1) and] 4(g). This order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on January 14, 2004, January 21, 2004 and January 28, 2004 in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circula tion in Chittenden County. Dated in Burlington, Vermont, this 17 day of December, 2003. signature Family Court Judge

►support groups DON'T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confi dential help line) 652-4636, Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim's House, 1266,,Creamery Rd„ ,AA, Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays beginning February 5, noon-1 p.m. The Aware Office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Angie, 472-6463.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free support groups for survivors of domestic violence. Please call 658-1996 to get information on locations and times. GAMBLING PROBLEM? It's time to get help! Do you or does some one you know have a problem with gambling? For information and a free confidential screening, please call: 802-878-2120. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: Cognitive Behavioral group examination of addiction and recovery. Monday, 7 p.m. 56 Twin Oaks Terrace (off Kennedy Drive) in Day One building.

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REALTORS: allison@sevendaysvt.com or call Allison, 865-1020 x 22. Deadline is Monday at 5 p.m. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS:

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Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280. "HELLENBACH" CANCER sup port: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers con vene for support. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6- 7 p.m. Wed. 7-8 a.m. Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Brenda, 658-9278.

and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This "man-toman" support group deals with disease.

BURLINGTON MEN'S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7- 9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington. Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support.

Daily meetings in various loca tions. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS:

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS:

Daily meetings in various loca tions. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol prob lem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL vio lence: WomenSafe offers free,

Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depres sion, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anony mous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.0. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS:

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor's Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644.

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LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate • crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric chal lenges. Joan, 865-6135.

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of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk with other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2 Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12. WOMEN IN MIDLIFE: a group for women navigating the chal lenges of transition (divorce/ marital difficulty, career change, children leaving home, caring for elderly parents, etc.). Soulstice Psychotherapy, 651-9816.

suffering from Alzheimer's Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. TRANSEXUAL SOCIAL support group: Pre/post surgery transex uals to meet monthly for coffee and socializing. Jill, jlo@ together.net or 453-3529. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL vio lence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women's Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separat ing, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I'm thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interest ed email Bob at bberman@tti global.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

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Parent to Parent a state-wide non-profit organization celebrating 20 years o f serving Vermont fam ilies and children!

F in an cial M anager, 2 0 -h o u r s Accounting professional, minimum 3-5 years experience in fund accounting, budgeting, financial reporting, and payroll to manage financial systems and daily accounting operations. Experience with federal, state, and foundation grant management and reporting. Accounting degree or comparable experience in non profit setting. Must be highly proficient in Quickbooks, Excel, and MS Word. Competitive salary/benefits. Letter of interest, resume and 3 references by February 11, 2004 to:

Parent to Parent of Vermont 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite #240 Williston, VT 05495 Email: Fran.Campbell@partoparvt.org www.partoparvt.org • Fax 802.764.5297 • EOE

Fast-paced Property Management Department is seeking a LIHTC experienced individual who is enthusiastic and very detail-oriented to perform a variety of duties. Must be well organized, accurate and enjoy multi-tasking. A diverse portfolio comprising commercial and multi-family rental, including resident cooperatives and single room occupancy. Advertise and show vacant units and select appropriate tenants. Ensure appropriate maintenance. Keep accurate and up-to-date records. Ensure compliance with all income and occupancy restrictions. Share on-call duties. Q ualifications: Experience in residential and com mercial property management. Health benefits and generous holiday and vacation policy. Salary commensurate with qualifications. Please send cover letter and resume by 2/9/04 to: A sset Manager, B C LT PO Box 523 • Burlington, V T 05402 No phone ca lls. • Equal Opportunity employer. This position is to be tilled immediately, women and minorities are encouraged to apply:

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Shared Living Provider Seeking a part-time Shared Living Provider (female) to share monthly duties for an engaging, mentally challenging woman who enjoys community integration, crafts, cooking and individual attention. Ideal candidate will be a mature and understanding individual who is w illing to work as a part of a comprehensive team. Generous stipend plus room and board included. Please send confidential reply and references to the address below or call Gypsy Lew at 524-6555 x622.

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Shared Living Providers Flexible team players needed to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. Excellent tax-free compensation, training, and working with a supportive team provided by Howard Community Services. Must live in Chittenden County. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123.

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Central Verm ont Com m unity Action C o u n cil, Inc. Perso nnel A dm inistrator 195 US Route 302 -B erlin B arre, V T 05641 Equal O p p o rtu n ity Em ployer

S u p p o rt providers are needed to provide su p p o rts to ind ivid u a ls w ith developm ental disabilities. Howard Com m unity Services acts as a listing agency. After the screening process is complete, providers are listed out to consum ers and others on their team that will em ploy providers. Various opportunities are available that offer a flexible schedule and skill-building challenges. Hours and locations vary. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123.

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults, in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation and training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123.

Residential Instructor A wonderful opportunity to gain valuable clinical skills working with dually diagnosed adolescent clients and a dynamic team in a residential treatment setting. Skill and experience in supporting clients with developmental disabilities and co-occurring mental health issues is needed. Verbal crisis management skills and relationship building skills are highly desirable. Applicants must be comfortable with working most of their hours during weekends. Applicants must show strong communication and problem solving abilities within a team. Reliable transportation and willingness to transport clients are mandatory. Resume to Mark Margolis or e-mail markm@ howardcenter.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply

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A D iv isio n o f the Counseling Service o f Addison County, Inc. Family Program Coordinator/Intake Coordinator D ynam ic individual sought for com m unity development, advocacy and fund raising to m eet the needs o f families in A ddison C o u n ty w ho have children w ith developm ental disabilities. C oo rd in ate existing fam ily and children’s services, adm inister flexible funding grant. Coordinate Personal Care Services. Assist families and others w ith all aspects o f the intake process for the program. Collaborate w ith and provide outreach to com m unity partners. Lim ited case m anagem ent responsibilities. Q ualified applicants will have a BA degree in a hum an services field and experience working w ith families, service providers and people with developmental disabilities. Full-time position with comprehensive benefits package. C o n ta c t Jennifer M urdoch.

Community Associates 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 802-388-4021 EOE

Gifford Medical Center D artm o u th -H itch co ck Alliance

Full and Part-time Openings A fa m ily -like atmosphere. Passion f o r helping people. A com m itm ent to our community. These are a fe w o f the reasons employees are attracted to Gifford. B u t more importantly, it's why they stay.

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Burlington’s friendly and beautiful community-owned downtown grocery store is hiring fo r key management and operations positions. Join the City M arket management team and work in a thriving, fun, and diverse workplace! Please come by the store and pick up an application from the Customer Service Desk or send your resume to: CITY MARKET 82 S. W in o o sk i Ave. Suite 2 B urlington, V T 0 5 4 0 1

RECEIVING MANAGER City Market is looking for an experienced Receiving Supervisor to oversee our fast paced, high volume receiving department. We seek a committed supervisor responsible for the receiving of products and logging of invoices, ensuring credit is received for missing or dam aged product, maintaining a clean and organized receiving dock and supervising staff. Help us design and implement efficient systems and jiew technologies for receiving. A minimum of two years receiving experience required and two years supervisory experience preferred. You must be able to lift 50 to 80 lbs. frequently. Full-time, early morning, some weekends required. C ity M a rket offers a great work environm ent w ith fa n ta stic benefits including m edical/dental insurance, retirem ent plan, p a id tim e off, store discount, C redit U nion a n d m uch more! E O E

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Program C o o rd in ato r/C ase M a n a g e r Justice F.Y.I. Restorative Responses for Young Individuals The Capital Com m unity Justice Center seeks a part-time person who is enthusiastic about using a restorative ju stice approach to help crim e victim s achieve a m ore satisfactory outcom e and to keep young people out of the crim inal justice system . We need a skilled and experienced person w ith a dem onstrated affinity for w orking w ith young people and fam ilies to provide direct service and help develop and manage a com m unity-based response to low-level crime. Position requires a blending of education, experience, and skills in conflict management/dispute resolution, social service, education, justice, corrections and/or volunteer developm ent. If you have the right combination of the above, are a good collaborator and are m otivated to "hit the ground running" to help make this program a success, please send resume and cover letter to: Capital C om m unity Justice Center, 39 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602; or send electronically to: ybyrd@ M ontpelier-vt.org. Application m aterials must be received by 4:30pm , Wednesday, February 4 ,2 0 0 4 . Please review full jo b description online at w w w .m ontpelier-vt.org This inform ation and the CCJC annual report are available by request to dcollett@ montpeHer-vt.org or by calling Donna a t 223-9520.

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OUTSTANDING CAREER OPPORTUNITY I am a busy Insurance Executive who needs someone to personally learn all aspects of my business. That person must be able to make decisions, be of good moral character and be eager to learn. He or she will be involved in all areas of sales operation and could go into management. Sales experience will help, but is not necessary. I am primarily looking for attitude and personality. Many company fringe benefits available. Opportunity to earn up to $40,000 first year. This position offers unlimited upward mobility for someone who is a hard worker and determined to succeed. For scheduling a confidential interview, please call 1-866-879-5788. EOC. M /F/H ra 9000

SEASONAL TECHNICAL SUPPORT SPECIALISTS

ISLAND OPPORTUNITY

Support the DR® line of outdoor power equipment for our customers worldwide! Solid computer skills; professional telephone manner; experience with small engines, outdoor power equipment or general mechanical abilities; proven problem solving skills; experience and comfort working with the public required. Must be available to work days, evenings and weekends.

Beautiful Lake Champlain Island sheep farm seeks a year-round, nonsmoker caretaker/farmer. Couple preferred. Mechanical ability

We offer starting pay of $11 per hour, paid training program, and a casual yet business like work environment!

a must. Salary, housing, boat use, plus many other

Please apply in person at our main office on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send a resume and letter of interest to:

advantages. Position available th is spring. Call

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PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD270 __________________________ Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 jobs@countryhomeproducts.com Job Hotline 802-877-1235 Country Home Products is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Community Health Nurse

Addison County Home Health & Hospice is seeking a licensed RN to join our team. This position will provide skilled nursing services to agency patients based upon a plan of care approved by the physician. In the delivery of care, the nurse will use independent judgm ent based on com m on princip les of pathophysiology and accepted standards of care. This person will work collaboratively with patients, families, other disciplines and community agencies.

Hospice RN Hospice and/or palliative care experience is preferred as is a current VT RN license with two-years of nursing experience. This position is full-time with benefits. Qualified candidates should stop by our office on route 7 , 2 miles north of Middlebury to fill out an application or should send resum£sto:

ACHH&H Attn: Human Resources PO Box 754 Middlebury, VT 05753 For more information call (802) 388-7259. EOE

f lW W I E 'S NATURALS Customer Service/Administrative Assistant Busy natural foods company located in Central Vermont has a customer service/ administrative assistant opening. Responsibilities include answering phones, responding to customer inquiries, administrative support to marketing and communications staff, maintaining and updating databases, executing mailings, maintaining marketing materials, managing trade shows. Office experience, good computer skills, excellent telephone and communications skills are required. Knowledge of natural foods a plus. Must be well organized, have the ability to prioritize and respond to a variety of demands. Flexibility and the ability to work as a team member is key. Salary based on experience. Excellent benefits, great work environment.

Email resume to donna@anniesnaturals.com or mail to 792 Foster Hill Road, North Calais, VT 05650. ____________

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Dynamic and detail oriented individuals with strong leadership qualities needed to supervise residential programs serving adults who are considered to have major mental illness. Three to five years of supervisory experience, solid assessment skills, and Master’s degree required. Must be a team player. Full-time with excellent benefits. Resume by February 2nd to:

Barry Callebaut U.S.A Inc., the international leader in chocolate production has an immediate opening for a job-share position as an Office Assistant/Receptionist. This position is 8:30-5 PM, Wed-Friday, must be able to cover alternative days as needed. Associate’s degree in appropriate discipline plus a minimum of two-years of relevant experience with a multi-line phone system. Must have excellent computer skills including Excel. If interested, please fill out an application at:

U s Mickenberg Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

400 Industrial Park Road, St. Albans, VT 05478

Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

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Corrections Mental Health

Domestic violence legal advocate position to provide services at court, police departments & hotline. PT day & on-call hours. Bilingual/cultural candidates from Congolese, Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian, Vietnamese & Somali ethnicities preferred. English fluency required.

For R estaurant m Rick m ond F u ll-tim e nights and weekends. Friendly, professional, service-oriented.

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Clinical Manager C lin ical m anager fo r dynam ic V erm ont EAP program . Oversee com plex operations o f counseling group. Develop systems and provide detailed fo llo w -u p on re fe rra ls. Frequent p resentatio ns to public. Coordinate and arrange urgent counseling needs; provide urgent counseling services as necessary. Provide custom er service. Based in Waterbury. Requires statew id e trave l. M aster's degree and relevan t licensure as clin icia n . 2 0 -4 0 hrs/wk, negotiable. Resum e by Feb 4 to :

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le ss persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Will work out of the Safe Harbor Clinic a s part of a m ulti-disciplinary team providing creative p rob le m -so lvin g, advocacy, resource development, case m an agement, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. Current Vermont driver’s license and car required. Please submit resume by February 13,2004 to:

Paul Landerl (802-865-6122) PaulL@ how ardcenter.org 300 Flynn A venue Burlington, V T 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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Country Home Products, manufacturer and marketer of the DR® and NEUTON™ brands of Outdoor Power Equipment, is looking for results-oriented sales people to staff our busy season.

PROJECT ARCHITECT 5+ years experience after registration with experience in sustainable architecture. Must be proficient in all areas of architecture, from design to construction documents and administration. Communication and organization skills, excellent client management and a demonstrated ability in project management and budgeting required. Graphic skills and AutoCAD Arch. Desktop 3 .3 a plus.

AUTOCAD DRAFTSPERSON Strong production skills on AutoCAD Arch. Desktop. ’ Individual should possess an understanding of building codes and building systems and have the ability to coordinate with consultants, clients, and in-house staff. Email resume to edg@edgcombdesign.com Or call (8 0 2 ) 496-5255.

Looking to Play Competitive Amateur Soccer? The Vermont Amateur Soccer League, the state's only US Adult Soccer Association-sanctioned league, is currently accepting individuals and teams for its Men's Open and Women's Open Divisions for the Sommer 2004 season.

Excellent customer service skills and inside sales experience required. Base pay plus commission. Flexible schedule. Please THE send cover letter &resume to info@thepeacecompany.com

PEA CE C O M PA N Y 54 M apk Street Bristol, VT 05443

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If you have sales and/or call center experience, are computer literate and thrive in a fast-paced, results-oriented environment, apply now! Walk-in interviews available on Mondays 9 am to 4 pm, or send, email, or fax your resume and letter of interest to: COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS®, Inc.

If you seek a great soccer environment, USSF-certified officiating, and the best amateur soccer in Vermont, visit www.vermontamateursoccerxomijr call (802) 238-2703 for more information.

PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD269 Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 jobs@countryhomeproducts.com Job Hotline 802-877-1235

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Vermont Life Magazine requires a sales representative to sell, on commission, Vermont life products (mostly books, calendars, note cards, etc.) and magazines to retail outlets in the state of Vermont.

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Proposal deadline is March 5, 2004. CCTA has openings for the following positions: The State o f Vermont is an Equal Oppporunity Employer.

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Part time position open at our Cherry Street Station in Burlington. 20 hours per week. Applicants must have strong customer service skills and be willing to go the extra mile for our passengers.

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B u s D river: If you enjoy working with the public and always being on the go, join our front line! CCTA is looking for a full-time, CDL-licensed driver with excellent customer service skills, a great driving record and a positive team attitude.

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CCTA offers excellent wages and full time employees receive a full benefits package. Please fax resume and cover letter to (802) 864-5564 or e-mail to humanresources@ cctaride.org. EOE.

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Organized, flexible, self-motivated and enjoys talking on the phone. Com puter savvy with excellent communication, multi tasking and management skills. Demonstrated interest in design, building, art and/or education is preferred. Duties include com m unicating w ith current and prospective students; managing daily office operations, course registrations and student records; administering our database; working closely with a small team to grow and develop this dynamic school. Send resume, cover letter and references by 2/9 to: Pat Pinkston, Executive Director Yestermorow Design/Build School 189 V T Route 100, Warren, V T 05674

CHITTENDEN COUNTY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

VERM O NT LAND TR U ST Interested in working for a successful non-profit, helping to conserve Vermont's productive landscape? Qualifications for the following positions include: desire to work flexibly as part of a collaborative team; confidence to take initiative and work in a self-directed fashion; and general understanding of and interest in land conservation. We are seeking individuals who are detail oriented, comfortable with technology, and relate well to people to fill the following two positions in our Richmond office; Conservation Field Assistant (full-time): If you are skilled at balancing field and office responsibilities and can combine working with technology and people, we want to talk with you. As a field assistant you will be working directly with owners of conserved land and be responsible for documenting and visiting conserved properties. Specific duties include conducting site work necessary to prepare documentation reports and maps; monitoring the status of easements; and providing assistance to owners of conserved property. We seek someone with excellent computer skills including experience with G IS, and the ability to interpret real estate and legal documents. Ideal candidate will have agriculture background, Bachelors degree, working knowledge of GIS, and two to three years of land conservation experience. Salary: $24,832 plus benefits. Office Manager/Project Assistant (30 hours/week): We are seeking a person who enjoys a variety of responsibilities and is adept at multi tasking to provide administrative, secretarial and technical support. Duties include preparing and disseminating outreach materials, screening inquires, managing a database, organizing meetings and special events, and assisting with grant applications. Clerical work includes purchasing, reception/telephone, correspondence, copying, filing, and mail. We seek someone with excellent computer skills; experience with G IS and digital photography a plus. Ideal candidate will have a Bachelors or Associates degree, and two to three years office management experience. Salary: TBD. To apply, send resume and cover letter indicating position of interest to Search Committee, Vermont Land Trust, 8 Bailey Avenue, Montpelier, VT 05602. Positions open until filled.

The Burlington School District Employment Opportunities: Reading C o a ch , Knowledge of effective, research-based reading assessment and instructional strategies and high level of knowledge of the five elements of scientifically based reading research required; collaboration skills with classroom teachers needed. Position is available immediately, but those interested in the position as of 7/1/04 will also be considered and should apply now. P arae d u cato rs, 20-32 hours, various schools district wide. C o a c h e s, Baseball/Hunt Middle School. JV Nordic Ski/high school. Sch o o l Bus A id e , 20 hours/week, must have flexible schedule for morning or afternoon duty.

Streetwork Case Manager/ Family Services

Provide case m a n a g e m e n t to hom eless adults and fa m ilie s as th e y tra n s itio n to stable housing. S trong co m m u n ica tio n skills & th e a b ility to w o rk w ith varied p op ulatio n s req uired . MSW or BSW w ith experience p re ferred . Send resum e and cover le tte r to : Kelley Newell

Family Shelter Coordinator

Dynamic, creative and organized individual to manage our shelter for homeless families. Must be abie to aeveiop and implement new programs ana provide supervision and direction to shelter staff. Excellent commu nication and crisis management skills necessary. MSW and 3-5 years experience preferred. Send resume to Helen Oetjen.

P lease fo rw a rd c o v e r letter, resu m e and 3 cu rren t letters of recom m endation to:

Burlington School District Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.bsdvt.org

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Interventionists will develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with Middle school age male students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral chal lenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. All positions are full-time, year round. The annual salary is 23K plus full benefits. B.A. required. Kindly submit your resume and three references to Jody Mossey.

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Dependable, computer literate individual needed for an international e-commerce business based in Williston. Person will be responsible for receiving daily shipments, processing e-commerce orders and updating systems. Person will also be responsible for editing and updating our web sites. Attention to detail a must. Fun, casual, but fast-paced environment. Mail resume to:

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adm inistrative support for Head Start Director and management staff. Responsible for answering phones, taking m eeting m inutes, docum ent filing, mass m ailings, general office duties, database entry and com m unication with staff and Head Start families. M ust be energetic, positive, “ can-do” , m otivated, and able to w ork independently and as part o f a team in a busy office setting. Q ualifications: High school diplom a or GED required. Pleasant phone manner ana custom er service skills, excellent verbal and w ritten com m unication skills, speed, proficiency and accuracy with word processing, MS Office, email, internet, database entry and knowledge o f sim ple office machines required. Prior experience in a clerical position preferred. $13 to $14 per hour, depending on experience and qualifications. 40 -hours per week, full year. Excellent benefits. Applications m ust be received by Thursday, February 12.

E arly C a re A d v o ca te (M ilton): Coordinate services for Head Start children in collaborative classroom. Provide inform ation and support to collaborative classroom staff. Conduct m onthly social service contacts with Head Start families and support parent involvem ent in program activities. Q ualifications: Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field required. Knowledge and experience planning and im plem enting developmentally appropriate curriculum and classroom practice. Starting wage $ n . 37/hour. After probationary period, wage is $ i 2.88/hour. Bargaining unit position, included in childcare ratio. 30-hoiirs/week, fall year. Excellent benefits. Applications m ust be received by Thursday, February 5. Interviews projected to occur February t o . A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People o f color and from diverse cultural groups especially encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls please Applications may be sent by mail, fa x ( 802) 658-0983 or email: ewilliams@cvoeo.org please specify ' i f y Iposition next to Search Committee.

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