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Here's a sample of the courses offered. Most courses begin after 4 pm and meet once a week. The fall semester begins August 30.

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C O U R S E

Courses On Campus ACCOUNTING Business Law ANIMAL SCIENCE Fundamentals of Nutrition Horse Health & Disease ANTHROPOLOGY Human Cultures Prehistoric Archaeology Biological Anthropology Race & Ethnicity Archaeology & the Human Skeleton

Wed

6:30-9:10pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

31-Aug 31-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 1-Sep 31-Aug 1-Sep 2-Sep

7-Dec 7-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec 2-Dec

ANTHROPOLOGY Aging in Cross-Cultural Perspective 30-Aug 8-Dec

5:30-8:30 pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

HUMAN DEVELOPMENT & FAMILY STUDIES Difference & Diversity Thu

5-8 pm

2-Sep

2-Dec

LANGUAGES Elementary Japanese Intermediate Japanese Japanese for Communication I Self-Paced Latin Elementary Spanish I

Tue/Thu Mon/Wed TBA Tue/Thu Mon/Wed

5-6:50pm 5-6:50pm TBA 5-6:15pm 6-7:50pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 1-Sep 31-Aug 30-Aug

7-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec

LEADERSHIP Healthcare Ethics Wilderness Education & Leadership Fundamentals of Public Administration Negotiation & Mediation Non-Profit Administration Systems Thinking for Decision Making Healthcare Policy

Tue/Thu Mon Thu Thu Wed/Sat Tue Wed

4:15-5:30 pm 4-7 pm 4-7pm 6:30-9:10pm varies 4-7pm 5:45-8:30 pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 2-Sep 2-Sep 8-Sep 31-Aug 1-Sep

7-Dec 6-Dec 2-Dec 2-Dec 4-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec

Wed

5-8 pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

Mon Wed Mon/Wed

5-8pm 5-8 pm 6-7:30pm

30-Aug 1-Sep 30-Aug

6-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec

Tue/Thu Mon Tue/Thu Tue

5-6:15pm 5:15-8pm 6-7:30pm 4-6:30pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 7-Sep 31-Aug

7-Dec 6-Dec 9-Dec 7-Dec

MATHEMATICS & STATISTICS Elementary College Algebra College Algebra Pre-Calculus Mathematics Applications of Finite Math Fundamentals of Calculus I Calculus I Calculus II Calculus III Elements of Statistics Basic Statistical Methods Basic Statistical Methods

Mon Tue/Thu Tue/Thu Mon Thu Mon/Thu Mon/Wed Tue/Thu Mon Tue Tue/Thu

6:10-9pm 5-6:15pm 5-6:15pm 6:10-9pm 6:10-9pm 5-6:50pm 5-6:50pm 5-6:50pm 6-9:15pm 6-9:15pm 5-6:15pm

30-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 30-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 30-Aug 31-Aug 30-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug

6-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 6-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec

NURSING & HEALTH SCIENCES A Focus on Musculoskeletal Primary Care Healing Touch Level I Healing Touch Level 2

Tue Sat/Sun Sat/Sun

4:05-7:05pm 9am-6pm 9am-6pm

28-Sep 11-Sep 6-Nov

23-Nov 19-Sep 14-Nov

Wed Wed Tue

6-8:45pm 5-8pm 4-7pm

1-Sep 1-Sep 31-Aug

8-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec

Mon Mon/Wed

4-7 pm 5-6:30pm

30-Aug 30-Aug

6-Dec 8-Dec

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PHILOSOPHY Philosophical Questions & Religious Responses to Human Existence

Tue

5-7:30pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

Accounting Sequence

PHYSICAL EDUCATION American Red Cross Emergency Response American Red Cross Emergency Response American Red Cross Emergency Response Coaching Baseball

Mon Tue Wed Mon

7:10-9:40pm 7:10-9:40pm 7:10-9:40pm 5-7:30 pm

30-Aug 31-Aug 1-Sep 30-Aug

6-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec 6-Dec

PHOTOGRAPHY Photography

Tue

5-8pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

PLANT & SOIL SCIENCE Gardening for Human Health & the Health of the Environment

Mon

5:30-8:30pm

30-Aug

6-Dec

POLITICAL SCIENCE American Political System The 2004 Election All Politics Is Local, Except When It Is Not!

Tue Mon Tue

6:30-9:30pm 6-9pm 4-7pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 31-Aug

7-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec

PRE-MBA Principles of Macroeconomics Principles of Microeconomics Fundamentals of Calculus I Calculus I Basic Statistical Methods Basic Statistical Methods

Wed Mon Thu Mon/Thu Tue Tue/Thu

5-8pm 5-8pm 6:10-9pm 5-6:50pm 6-9:15pm 5-6:15pm

1-Sep 30-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug

8-Dec 6-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec

Tue/Thu

5-6:15pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

Tue/Thu Wed Wed

5-6:15pm 4:40-7:10pm 6:15-9pm

31-Aug 1-Sep 1-Sep

7-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec

PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION Green Tax: Tax Reform that Agrees with VT Fundamentals of Public Administration Introduction to Public Policy Policy Analysis & Planning Negotiation & Mediation Non-Profit Administration Health Care Policy Systems Thinking for Decision Making

Tue Thu Mon Thu-Sat Thu Wed/Sat Wed Tue

5:30-8:30pm 4-7pm 4-7pm varies 6:30-9:10pm varies 5:45-8:30pm 4-7pm

1-Sep 2-Sep 30-Aug 7-Oct 2-Sep 8-Sep 1-Sep 31-Aug

8-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 20-Nov 2-Dec 4-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec

RELIGION Philosophical Questions & Religious Responses to Human Existence

Tue

5-7:30pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

SOCIAL WORK Human Rights for People with Disabilities Social Welfare Policies & Services I Child Abuse & Neglect

Mon Thu Mon

5-7:45pm 6:40-9:30pm 5-7:45pm

30-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug

6-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec

SOCIOLOGY Introduction to Sociology Race Relations in the US Sociology of Afterlife Aging & Ethical Issues Sociology of Reproduction Sociology of Emotions

Tue Mon Thu Wed Tue Thu

6-9pm 6-9pm 4-7pm 4-7pm 5-8pm 5-8pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 2-Sep 1-Sep 31-Aug 2-Sep

7-Dec 6-Dec 2-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 2-Dec

SPEECH Effective Speaking Effective Speaking

Tue Wed

5:30-8:10pm 5:30-8:10pm

31-Aug 1-Sep

7-Dec 8-Dec

THEATRE Acting I: Introduction to Acting Beginning Drawing

Mon Tue

6-9pm 6-9pm

30-Aug 31-Aug

6-Dec 7-Dec

VERMONT STUDIES A Woman's Place in Vermont History

Wed

5-8pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

WORLD LITERATURE Modern French Novel in Translation

Tue

4-6:30pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

Thu Wed Wed Mon Wed

5:30-8:30pm 5:30-8:30pm 5:30-8:30pm 4:30-7:20pm 5-8pm

2-Sep 1-Sep 1-Sep 30-Aug 1-Sep

2-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec

Tue

4-7pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

Tue Tue Mon/Wed

5-8pm 5-8pm 5-6:30pm

31-Aug 31-Aug 30-Aug

7-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec

ART Drawing Three-Dimensional Studies Introduction to Fine Metals Beginning Drawing Learning to Draw Science Clay: Wheel Throwing Painting Photography Art Since 1940 Painting: Ecological Perception & Theory Welding & Metal Fabrication

Tue Wed Tue Tue Tue Tue Tue Tue Tue Wed Wed

6-9pm 4:40-7:30pm 6-9pm 6-9pm 6-9pm 6-9pm 5:45-8:45pm 5-8pm 5:30-8:15pm 5-8pm 5-8pm

31-Aug 1-Sep 31-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 1-Sep 1-Sep

7-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec

Wed

6:30-9:10pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

CHINESE MEDICINE The Energy of Foods: Applying Chinese Medical Theory to Nutrition

Mon

4-7 pm

30-Aug

6-Dec

COMMUNICATION SCIENCES Elementary American Sign Language I Elementary American Sign Language I Elementary American Sign Language II Intermediate Sign Language

Mon Tue Tue Wed

4:40-7:40pm 5-8pm 5-8pm 4:40-7:40pm

30-Aug 31-Aug 31-Aug 1-Sep

6-Dec 7-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec

COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT & APPLIED ECONOMICS Introduction: Agricultural & Resource Entrepreneurship Mon Solar Strategies Building Construction Mon

5-7:30pm 6:30-9:15pm

30-Aug 30-Aug

6-Dec 6-Dec

COMPUTER SCIENCE Computer Programming I Computer Programming I Introduction to Information Retrieval

Tue/Thu Tue Mon

5-6:15pm 6:30-8:30pm 6-9pm

31-Aug Lab 30-Aug

7-Dec

Tue Wed Tue Wed Thu Thu Mon/Wed Tue Mon Thu Mon Wed Mon Wed Wed

6-9 pm 5-8 pm 6-9pm 6-9 pm 4:30-7:30pm 4-7pm 4:40-6:10pm 5-8pm 6-9pm 5-8 pm 5-7:45pm 4-7pm 6-9pm 5:30-8:30pm 5:30-8:30pm

31-Aug 1-Sep 31-Aug 1-Sep 2-Sep 2-Sep 30-Aug 31-Aug 30-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 1-Sep 30-Aug 1-Sep 1-Sep

7-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec 2-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec 6-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec

Tue

4-7pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

Wed Mon

5-8pm 5-8pm

1-Sep 30-Aug

8-Dec 6-Dec

Thu Thu Mon

4:30-7:30pm 4-7pm 4-7pm

2-Sep 2-Sep 30-Aug

2-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec

Mon Tue

4:10-7pm 6-9pm

30-Aug 31-Aug

6-Dec 7-Dec

EDUCATION / Literacy Critical Issues in Language & Literacy

Tue

4-7pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

EDUCATION / Leadership & Policy Studies Organizational Leadership Data Analysis for Action Planning

Thu Wed

4-7 pm 4-7 pm

2-Sep 1 Sep

2-Dec 8-Dec

EDUCATION / Special Education Effective Use of Discrete Trial Instruction EBD Part 1: Assessment

Thu Mon

4-7pm 4-7pm

2-Sep 30-Aug

2-Dec 6-Dec

ENGINEERING Graphical Communication

Wed

5:30-8:30pm

1-Sep

8-Dec

ENGINEERING / Electrical ASIC Design w/VHDL

Tue/Thu

5-6:15pm

31-Aug

7-Dec

ENGINEERING / Mechanical Solar Strategies Building Construction Computational Fluids Engineering

Mon Mon

6:30-9:15pm 5-7:30pm

30-Aug 30-Aug

6-Dec 6-Dec

Tue Mon/Wed Mon Mon/Wed

5-8pm 4:40-6:10pm 5-8pm 6-7:30pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 30-Aug 30-Aug

7-Dec 6-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec

Tue/Thu Tue Mon/Wed Wed Thu Mon

5-6:15pm 5-8pm 5-6:30pm 5-8 pm 5-8pm 5:15-8pm

31-Aug 31-Aug 30-Aug 1-Sep 2-Sep 30-Aug

7-Dec 7-Dec 8-Dec 8-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec

Wed Thu Wed Mon Mon Tue

5:30-8:30pm 4-7pm 5-8pm 4-7pm 4-7pm 5-8pm

1-Sep 2-Sep 1-Sep 30-Aug 30-Aug 31-Aug

8-Dec 2-Dec 8-Dec 6-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec

Tue Thu Mon Tue Tue/Thu Tue

5-8pm 5:45-8:45pm 6-9pm 6-9pm 6-7:30pm 6-9pm

31-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 31-Aug 7-Sep 31-Aug

6-Dec

7-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 7-Dec 9-Dec 7-Dec

GERONTOLOGY Nutrition & Aging Human Rights for People with Disabilities Aging & Ethical Issues

Tue Mon Wed

4-7pm 5-7:45pm 4-7pm

31-Aug 30-Aug 1-Sep

7-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec

HEALTH CARE Health Care Ethics Health Care Policy

Tue/Thu Wed

4:15-5:30pm 5:45-8:30pm

31-Aug 1-Sep

7-Dec 8-Dec

Wed Wed

6-8:45pm 5-8pm

1-Sep 1-Sep

8-Dec 8-Dec

Mon Tue

4-7 pm 4-7pm

30-Aug 31-Aug

6-Dec 7-Dec

Mon

5:30-8:30pm

30-Aug

6-Dec

HORTICULTURE & LANDSCAPE Introduction to Landscape Restoration Gardening for Human Health & the Health of the Environment

6-9pm 4:30-7:30pm 6-9pm 4-7pm 6-9pm 4-7pm 5-8pm 4:30-7:30pm

Wed

6-Dec 7-Dec

HEALTH & SPORTS Fundamentals of Nutrition Sports Nutrition The Energy of Foods: Applying Chinese Medical Theory to Nutrition Nutrition & Aging Gardening for Human Health & the Health of the Environment

Tue Tue Thu Mon Wed Tue Wed Thu

7-Dec 2-Dec 6-Dec 8-Dec

30-Aug 31-Aug

GEOLOGY Introduction to Oceanography

HISTORY Global History Since 1500 History of the US to 1876 Europe 1815 - 1945 Europe Since 1945 Tales of a VT Antique Trader: A Primer Modern Irish History A Woman's Place in Vermont History The U.S. South, 1619 - Present

Courses Online

31-Aug 2-Sep 30-Aug 1-Sep

6-9pm 6-9pm

GEOGRAPHY World Regional Geography Quebec in North America Geography of Third World Development Geography of the Andes The Literatures of American Geographies

6-Dec 4-Dec

6-9pm 6-9pm 6-9 pm 6-9 pm

Mon Tue

ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES Introduction to Herbalism Introduction to Landscape Restoration Painting: Ecological Perception & Theory Wilderness Education & Leadership Environmental Conflict Resolution Eastern Wilderness: History, Science, & Policy

31-Aug 11-Sep

Tue Thu Mon Wed

7-Dec 8-Dec 7-Dec 2-Dec

ENGLISH Written Expression ESL for the UVM Community Introduction to Fiction American Literature Science Fiction & Fantasy Literature: Beyond the Human Being Expository Writing Writing Poetry & Fiction Introduction to African Literature Advanced Writing: Fiction The Bible as Literature

5-6:15pm 9am-5pm

8-Dec 7-Dec

31-Aug 1-Sep 31-Aug 2-Sep

EDUCATION / General Education Race & Cultural Values in Education Race, Gender & Religious Violence & Hate Crimes Introduction to Complex Instruction Developing Intercultural Sensitivity: A Personal Approach Learning to Draw Science

Tue/Thu Sat

1-Sep 31-Aug

6-9 pm 5-8 pm 5-8pm 5:45-8:45pm

ECONOMICS Principles of Macroeconomics Principles of Microeconomics

HISTORIC PRESERVATION History of American Architecture Historic Preservation: Development Economics

6-8:45pm 5-8pm

Tue Wed Tue Thu

DIVERSITY Southern Africa: The Politics of Race & Culture Introduction to African Literature Human Cultures Race & Ethnicity Race & Cultural Values in Education Race, Gender & Religious Violence & Hate Crimes ESL for the UVM Community World Regional Geography Geography of Third World Development Difference & Diversity Human Rights for People with Disabilities Aging & Ethical Issues Race Relations in the US Introduction to Gender & Communication Gender & Law Global Perspectives on Violence Against Women & Girls

L I S T

Wed Tue

AREA & INTERNATIONAL STUDIES Southern Africa: The Politics of Race & Culture Introduction to African Lit. World Regional Geography Quebec in North America Geography of Third World Development Geography of the Andes

BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION Business Law

For a complete list of fall courses and to register, go to learn.uvm.edu/focus/fall. If you would like a copy of our Focus course catalog, call our office at 656-2085.

Thu

4-7pm

2-Sep

2-Dec

Mon

5:30-8:30pm

30-Aug

6-Dec

LITERATURE Introduction to African Literature Utopian Images of Architecture & Place through Films & Literature Introduction to African Literature American Literature Science Fiction & Fantasy Literature: Beyond the Human Being The Bible as Literature The Literatures of American Geographies Modern French Novel in Translation

NUTRITION & FOOD SCIENCES Fundamentals of Nutrition Sports Nutrition Nutrition & Aging The Energy of Foods: Applying Chinese Medical Theory to Nutrition Food Microbiology

PSYCHOLOGY General Psychology Improving Memory, Motivation & Cognitive Skills Abnormal Psychology Psychology of Art

WOMEN'S STUDIES Introduction to Women's Studies Introduction to Gender & Communication Gender & Law Women & Depression A Woman's Place in Vermont History Global Perspectives on Violence Against Women & Girls WRITING Written Expression Expository Writing Writing Poetry & Fiction

BIOMEDICAL TECHNOLOGIES Medical Terminology 30-Aug 8-Dec COMMUNICATION SCIENCES Introduction to Linguistics 30-Aug 6-Dec COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT & APPLIED ECONOMICS Solar Strategies Building Construction Live Online Mon 6:30-9:15 pm 30-Aug 6-Dec COMPUTER SCIENCE Introduction: WWW Design (2-2) 1-Sep 8-Dec Computer Programming I 30-Aug 6-Dec ECONOMICS Principles of Macroeconomics 30-Aug 6-Dec ENGLISH Race & Ethnicity in Literary Standards: Introduction 30-Aug 6-Dec Advanced Writing: Poetry 2-Sep 2-Dec ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES Iraq: Ecological Restoration of the Marshlands 3-Sep 2-Dec GERONTOLOGY Aging in Cross-Cultural Perspective 30-Aug 8-Dec HISTORY History of the US Since 1876 30-Aug 8-Dec The Sixties 30-Aug 8-Dec HORTICULTURE & LANDSCAPE Indoor Plants 13-Sep 13-Dec Garden Flowers 15-Sep 13-Dec WRITING Advanced Writing: Poetry 2-Sep 2-Dec

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Hooked on Tuna Catching up with UVM’s big fish in the world of competitive debate

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Reading and Righting A summer ethics seminar sends UVM profs back to school

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Tech Check Will the proposed Regional Technical Academy make the grade?

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TUNED OUT? My husband and I read Karen M. Geiger’s letter [August 11] with recognition and amusement. Our outwardly cool quotient is lacking and we have suffered the same fate at Radio Bean. (Ironically, we make our living as artists.) After going in search of our dark master, coffee, we have been served up disdain from the hipster staff on multiple

occasions. Happily, we have returned to the other local brew houses where our kind is welcome.

Kim Kulow-Jones BURLINGTON

SMALL-BUSINESS CLIMATE I was disheartened to read Cathy Resmer’s article about union organizers in Montpelier [“A More Perfect Union,” August 4].

Why? I’m all for unions. I think everyone deserves to have a good working environment, a good rate of pay, flexibility and, most importantly, respect in their job.

However, I don’t think these basic rights should come at the expense of the small-business owner, who more often than not is struggling for the very same things. The union organizers whom Resmer writes about seem to disregard the fact that the working relationship between employee and employer is one of mutual benefit; as the business prospers, thanks to the shared efforts of the workers and the employer (especially in a small business), the rate of pay and other benefits for everyone involved increases. In this regard, setting up an adversarial relationship between the workers and the employer is just not good business.

As a small-business owner, I’ve found that the problem is not figuring out how to pay my

employees less, but how to pay them more. Health care, paid vacations and other realistic benefits aren’t even in the distant future for small businesses struggling with utilities and maintenance costs, rising vendor prices, high liability insurance and various taxes imposed upon them by all levels of government. Yet to attract and keep good employees, good pay and benefits are an essential part of the package.

Calling all small-business owners “the enemy” seems to be a facile and overly dramatic way to call attention to a cause which should be in the best interest of everyone, but which the union organizers have predetermined to be only about the workers.

Rather than focus on the beleaguered business owners, perhaps union organizers, employees and employers alike should band together to assess what we all want as workers, and then charge the government to make sure we get it. Surely a nation as strong as ours is capable of providing such basics as health insurance, child care, disability insurance and paid vacations. Or is that just something that the supposed weaker nations (Canada, Great Britain and France, to name but a few) are able to manage?

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ENSURE HOUSING Thanks to Ken Picard for an adroit characterization of the human costs of the Section 8 budget cuts [“Federal Offense,” August 11]. The devastating effects will ripple throughout this community. Burlington has been dealt an additional hit in its 2005 non-residential tax rates. In spite

of testimony by the Mayor and other community leaders, and pleas that a phase-in be considered, the rate was set in Montpelier at $3.34 — 62 cents above the homestead rate! This increase will greatly impact businesses, landlords and, inevitably, tenants.

Market forces in this city have already driven rents to the apex

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TELL THE WHOLE STORY With all due respect, I was a bit disappointed with Cathy Resmer’s article on the Burlington LARP [“Interview With Vampires,” July 21]. First and foremost, White-Wolf Gaming Studios clearly states in all of its literature that the storylines and campaigns they publish are suggestions, and I can guarantee that the plotlines being unraveled in Burlington are solely the creative impulses of Pat Gallagher and his associates. Second, I would have liked to have seen a bit more detail in the article in regards to the acting that goes on, or perhaps at least a bit more humanization of the gamers.

Being a storyteller in the Montpelier LARP, and a friend of the storytellers in Essex Junction, I see a lot of people making grand assumptions about roleplayers (we’re Satanists, or at least witches; we’re real vampires, or we’re just a bunch of dorky kids with no lives), and it’s difficult to dispel those rumors. My partner and I are the parents of a soonto-be 4-year-old, and I work as an auditor for the state. Another of my “gamer” friends is a successful entrepreneur, and we introduce new types of people to the game every week.

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lease. Tell me I’m not crazy. We’re smackdab in the middle of a nasty war in the sands of Mesopotamia with no end in sight, but every time I turn on the news, all they’re talking about is the Vietnam War of 35 years ago.

Is this some kind of scheme to promote pot smoking and loose sex among the Viagra generation? Or revive the LSD business among the grandparent set?

With everybody arguing over the Vietnam War on every channel and talk show, the current real war orchestrated by George W. Bush simmers along out of view, exactly where Bush would like it to be.

This is a chapter lifted right out of the movie Wag the Dog. How easy it is to divert national attention. Bravo, Karl Rove!

All the network news shows are suddenly fixated on the Purple Hearts of 1969 while ignoring the Purple Hearts of 2003, 2004, 2005 and 2006.

“This may be the last election,” said Newsweek writer Eleanor Clift Sunday, “where Vietnam is a central issue.”

Clift spoke at the Sheraton in South Burlington to about 100 eager listeners.

Her visit was sponsored by Vermont Woman.

Clift is one of our favorites. For more than 20 years she’s won a loyal following battling the loud-mouthed male regulars on the original political TV shout show, “The McLaughlin Group” on PBS. “Tell-it-like-it-is” Eleanor admitted she’d been wrong to once think that John Kerry “was uniquely qualified to heal the division between those who fought the war and those who fought against the war because he had done both.”

Instead, the Bush team has used a front group, the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, “to smear Kerry’s Vietnam record and simultaneously divert national attention from the current increasingly unpopular war in Iraq.”

The Swift Boat Veterans are really not about what John Kerry did in Vietnam, said Clift, “but about what he said when he came back home and was a leader of the antiwar movement.”

In particular, Kerry’s 1971 congressional testimony about atrocities committed by U.S. troops in Vietnam has drawn the ire of the Bush boat vets. Kerry was merely recounting public testimony that had earlier been given by fellow vets who had witnessed or partook in such conduct.

Surprisingly, we’ve yet to see any news organization mention the well-documented massacre of more than 500 women and children at My Lai. Interesting.

If we’re going to re-fight Vietnam, then let’s let it all hang out. And let’s not forget the words of the greatest political poet/folk singer of that era: Phil Ochs.

Ochs boiled down the U.S. foreign policy debacle in Vietnam into two little lines put to music: “Oh, we’re fighting in a war we lost before the war began.

We’re the white boots marching in a Yellow Land.”

The Pentagon Papers proved Ochs right.

We did know ahead of time that winning was not possible. President Lyndon Johnson ignored the intelligence.

And, yes, you’re absolutely right. The Ochs Analysis fits the current Iraq War like a glove.

More Clift — Ms. Clift is herself a bit of a Vietnam-era flashback. She recounted her first job at Newsweek, not as a reporter but as a secretary. There were no women reporters at Newsweek back then. But at least everyone smoked cigarettes anywhere they damn well pleased, eh?

Clift offered a positively brilliant analysis of the different personalities of Bush and Kerry.

“Bush is a gambler,” she said. “He rolls the dice. He’s a gut player who trusts his instincts. He never second-guesses himself.

He never looks back. He makes decisions on belief and conviction rather than submit them to rigorous scrutiny. He did not seek out opposing views on taking the country to war, and there were plenty of them out there.”

Kerry’s personality is “very different,” said Clift. She painted him as “very cautious.”

“Sometimes you have to remind yourself this is a man who actually enlisted to go to Vietnam, who commanded a Swift Boat into enemy fire and then, as a 27-year-old, took on the Nixon administration in challenging the war. That boldness has not been evident in his Senate career. He’s a very careful politician who sees all the grays and the nuances and is actually quite slow to act.”

Clift had nothing but praise for TV host and ex-Jesuit John McLaughlin, now in his mid-seventies. Surprisingly, she also had very kind words for right-wing stalwart Pat Buchanan.

“He is, on a personal level,” said Eleanor, “a very gentlemanly person. He never hogs the airtime.”

Buchanan is also, she confessed, “a fellow cat lover.”

Clift was not so high on “Hardball” host Chris Matthews. She called him “a McLaughlin wannabe” who is “much too loud and boorish.”

On the prospect of four more years of Bush II, Eleanor said, “Oh, I think if Bush has a second term, he will stew in his own juices. The war will continue to be difficult.

There’s no money to do anything. I don’t think whoever’s going to be president is going to have an easy time.”

Bright future, eh?

Jim and George — To hear the brilliant 30-second radio spot the Douglas Campaign began airing statewide last week, one would never guess the candidate was a lifelong member of the Republican Party.

“Vermont is heading in the right directions,” says the crisp, mellow radio voice of Jim Douglas. The Guv tells listeners about lowering health-care costs, increasing jobs, lifting an “unfair tax burden” and protecting the environment by backing “legal action against the Bush administration when they wouldn’t protect our air and water.”

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When the Rev. Don Michael Williams, 50, showed up for jury duty at the federal courthouse in Denver, guards found a loaded 9-mm handgun in his briefcase during a security screening. Pointing out that Williams does not have a permit to carry a concealed weapon and faces up to two years in prison and a $250,000 fine, Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Ken Deal said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;He was very cooperative and made a statement to the court security officer that he thinks he messed up.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;˘ Authorities in Licking County, Ohio, said that Jack Davis, 21, was wounded by a bullet casing from a live cartridge that he was shooting at with a BB gun. After the BB

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But don’t take my word for it. That great debunking website, “The Urban Legends Reference Pages” (www.snopes. com), has a whole one devoted to the putative Ms. Williams and her nonexistent leap to Heaven.

“This inventive work of fiction was penned and released onto the Internet on 2 August 2001,” says the site’s co-founder,

There must be some tortured logic behind the Lord’s failure to assist the Aborigines, since he talks to George W. Bush every day of the week.

Barbara Mikkelson. “It was written by Elroy Willis, proprietor of ‘Religion in the News,’ a site that warns visitors what they’re in for: ‘Some of these stories are really true. See if you can figure out which ones they are.’”

Now, that’s a challenge. I mean, it’s a real challenge, more exciting than the Olympics, even, inasmuch as the 24/7 “news” cycle has us all spinning in circles, all of the time. As I write this, I’ve just heard about the death of John Passmore, the Australian founder of “applied philosophy.” As a young boy, he asked a nun at his Catholic school why all of humanity had to suffer through eternity just because Adam and Eve were a couple of dopes.

“He was surprised when [the] nun told him that he need not take the story literally,” according to Passmore’s obituary in London’s Daily Telegraph. Sister Mary Wisecrack plainly didn’t live anywhere near the Vatican or, for that matter, huge portions of the United States. And even then her words couldn’t quash Passmore’s lifelong concern: “Why,” he wondered, “if salvation could come only through the Church, did God wait nearly 2000 years before allowing the Australian Aborigines to hear about Christianity?”

Hmm. Sounds like a question for Thomas Aquinas. There must be some tortured logic behind the Lord’s failure to assist the Aborigines, since he talks to George W. Bush every day of the week, except Sundays, of course, when both of them are resting.

It’s true! You probably missed the following story, and you can judge for yourselves whether it’s “real,” “fake,” “apocryphal” or whatever. But I swear to God,

borrowing a phrase, I read it in The Scribbler of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, helpfully posted online for those of us who don’t get down to Amish country very often. Evidently Dubya was there recently on one of his “Ask the President” tours: LANCASTER COUNTY, PA (AP) President Bush met privately with a group of Old Order Amish during his visit to Lancaster County last Friday. He discussed their farms and their hats and his religion.

He asked them to vote for him in November.

The Amish told the president that not all members of the church vote but they would pray for him.

That should be enough for one president, don’t you think — especially as there was nothing “private” about Ding-Dong’s foray into the world of wimples and wooden shoes? But no. The story continues: Sam Stoltzfus, an Old Order historian and writer who lives in Gordonville, spoke with a number of people present at the session with the president … An Amish woman … that morning had presented a quilt to the president with a card thanking him for his leadership of the country.

Bush said he would like to talk to the quilter and her family.

So the Secret Service invited the family to meet the president. Friends wanted to come along, and the entire assembly eventually numbered about 60 …

Stoltzfus reports: “It took a while to get them through the metal detectors as these were farmers and shop men, with vice grips, pocket knives, and nuts and bolts in their pockets. Some ladies had baby gear.

All pockets had to be emptied.”

Once the Amish were “found not to be a serious threat to national security,” they were allowed in and waited about 30 minutes for the president to appear … Bush said he had never met any Amish before and was curious about why the men were wearing straw hats rather than black wool hats.

The Amish explained that they wear cooler straw in summer. Bush tried on a hat. “One of the young girls wanted to give [him] a whoopie pie cookie,” Stoltzfus says.

“Bush declined it. The Secret Service man took it, as presidents aren’t supposed to eat untested food.”

At the end of the session, Bush reportedly told the group, “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.”

Whether the Amish fell over dead or not, hearing these words, Stoltzfus neglected to say. I ask you, in any case: Wouldn’t you like to give the president a whoopie pie cookie? I sure would — right between his beady little eyes. My guess is, the Amish don’t know a lot about the First Amendment, or that most people who go around saying, “God speaks through me,” are locked away in mental wards, where they belong.

“Listen,” says Bush in his inimitable syntax. “It’s hard to be a faith-based program if you can’t practice faith. And the message to you is, we’re changing the culture here in America.’”

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Now thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one more reason to join Merminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s circus: a chance to go pro. graduated. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot to applaud in the 18-year-old youth circus founded by Rob Mermin. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s inventive, charming and remarkably well-executed by back-bending, hand-springing teens. Circus Smirkus makes adolescence look like a good time â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a great time, in fact. For that alone, Mermin deserves a medal. Instead, he got two â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in one week.

The first â&#x20AC;&#x201D; an â&#x20AC;&#x153;It Takes a Villageâ&#x20AC;? award â&#x20AC;&#x201D; was presented during the Lund Family Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Festival of Fatherhood. The second came from the Vermont Arts Council. After the Montpelier show, director Alex Aldrich stepped right up with a citation of merit for Merminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;distinguished service to the arts in Vermont.â&#x20AC;? No check, though. Over its long, successful history, Circus Smirkus has received $70,000 from the arts council. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s peanuts, folks.

Good thing Mermin excels in risk-taking. His latest feat was launching an alumni troupe that performed this summer at San Antonioâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sea World. Now thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one more reason to join Merminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s circus: a chance to go pro.

+LJKHU 6FRUH *XDUDQWHHG loss nation Outdoor concerts werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the only wash-outs this soggy summer.

Attendance at Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lost Nation Theater dropped by about half, precipitating a panicked plea from co-producing artistic director Kim Bent. Mailings begged patrons of the 16-year-old company not only to come see a show, but send in donations to help stem a â&#x20AC;&#x153;serious cash-flow crisis.â&#x20AC;? When the call was picked up by the Times Argus and broadcast on WDEV, WORK and VPR, fans answered to the tune of $20,000 in contributions, and filled the house for the two final weekends of You Canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Take It With You. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been so rejuvenating and heart-warming,â&#x20AC;? says Bentâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s partner, Kathleen Keenan. But it ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t over â&#x20AC;&#x2122;til the fat lady sings â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or the witches work their magic. If Septemberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s production of Macbeth conjures up sufficient sales, Keenan suggests, the company will only need to raise another $15K in private contributions.

What was behind all those empty seats? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Everything,â&#x20AC;? Keenan surmises. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The accumulation of bad news, whether it be economic or at the gas pumps or because of the war or no one could get their gardens in because of the rain.â&#x20AC;? Not to mention the Fahrenheit factor. While tickets to LNTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The World Goes â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Round: The Songs of Kander and Ebb went begging, Michael Mooreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bush-bashing blockbluster was enjoying an unprecedented six-week run at Rick Winstonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Savoy Theater just across the street. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We went to the line and offered coupons to people who were being turned away from the shows at the Savoy,â&#x20AC;? Keenan reports.

Lost Nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the only company feeling the pinch. Alarmed by dwindling audiences at all Vermont stages, this summer Theatre on a Shoestring did its part to boost attendance by raffling off a MontrĂŠal weekend. According to the TOAS website, the winning ticket stub belonged to New Hampshire resident Roger Brickner, one of the few loyal folks who turned out for the first week of LNTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s The World Goes â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Round. What goes around comes around.

publishinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; in vermont The Green Mountain State gets a new semi-monthly glossy this week, courtesy of the Colchester concern behind Outdoors magazine.

Pointing out that Vermont Business Magazine is produced by out-of-staters and Vermont Life is pitched at tourists, publisher James Eller invites readers to think of Livinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; the Vermont Way as â&#x20AC;&#x153;a town meeting in your mailbox.â&#x20AC;? Kicking off the controversy: a point-counterpoint on wilderness policy, a profile of GOP Senate candidate Jack McMullen by Progressive activist Cindy Hill, and Michael Quaid of Vermonters for Tax Reform weighing in on education funding. Vermonters â&#x20AC;&#x153;donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fit a mold,â&#x20AC;? Eller says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re smarter than people think.â&#x20AC;? He should know. The Long Island native has been Livinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; here since 1993. 슞 Email Ruth at ruth@sevendaysvt.com

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Dear Cecil, What’s the deal with not taking a shower, using the phone or standing too close to the TV during a thunderstorm? If people were electrocuted by lightning in their homes on anything like a regular basis, surely we would hear about it more often than we do. Is this just one of those stories our parents tell us over the years so now I can terrify my own son?

Jim L., Windsor, New York A skeptic, are we? You probably thought those warnings about waiting an hour after eating before swimming were silly, too. Well, they were. Lightning, unfortunately, is a different story. A few cautionary tales from the medical journals: • In an incident reported in 1985, two Danish women, neighbors living several hundred meters apart, were talking on the phone during a thunderstorm when lightning struck an electric wire, shorted across to an underground telephone cable, and blasted through their handsets. Both were thrown to the floor, each with an eardrum ruptured due to the extremely loud noise, estimated to be at least 155 dB. In addition, both had star-shaped burns on their necks and shoulders, presumably where the juice had entered their bodies. The women recovered their hearing after surgery.

• An Australian man was talking on the phone while sitting on a kitchen stool with his right leg touching the dishwasher. Lightning struck the phone line somewhere upstream, traveled through the line, fried the phone, and slammed the guy into a wall. He was knocked out for a few seconds and for a minute couldn’t breathe or speak.

Branching red, fernlike marks on his skin, known as Lichtenberg figures — the traces of the skittering current — extended down his neck, across his torso and down his right thigh to the point where what was left of the bolt entered the dishwasher. His body hair was singed and his right leg was paralyzed. He recovered fairly quickly, but

three months later still had mild hearing loss.

• In 1962 a Danish man was on the phone when lightning struck nearby. He heard a sharp crack and was partially deafened. Nineteen years later he was completely deaf in one ear and dizzy besides. A scan of his head showed a large, calcified, noncancerous tumor inside his skull near his ear, presumably the result of bleeding following trauma to the inner ear.

Lightning causes way less damage to houses and the people in them than it used to because most buildings and utilities now are well grounded. Research by Ron Holle, a meteorologist formerly with the National Severe Storms Laboratory, suggests that out of a typical 75 U.S. lightning fatalities per year, one person on average is killed while using the phone, another two or three die due to lightning conducted through pipes, wiring, etc., and one or two are killed by lightning-caused house fires.

It’s estimated that 10 people are injured by lightning for every one killed. Considering there are 25 million cloudto-ground lightning flashes in the U.S. annually, that’s not many. In contrast, in the early 1980s, 60 to 80 Australians were injured by lightning each year while on the phone, a rate roughly 45 times higher than the comparable rate in the U.S. At the time Australian phones weren’t connected to the house electrical ground. Now they are.

Effective as grounding is, if lightning strikes close enough, the fearsome current involved — anywhere from 10,000 to 200,000 amperes —can defeat even the most reliable protection measures. That means parental advice about staying off the phone, out of the shower and so on during lightning storms is still worth heeding.

Even a relatively small jolt can fry delicate electronic equipment. According to Holle, the U.S. insurance industry pays 300,000 claims annually for lightningcaused home damage — a large fraction of which involve electronics. Cheap surge protectors don’t offer much security; if you can’t afford the $50 kind and your computer contains critical data, unplug it before (not during) an electrical storm.

There’s nothing like lightning to convince you of the fundamentally random nature of the universe. In a case reported in 2003, a man was fussing with wood in the fireplace of a Belgian farmhouse during a thunderstorm while his 5-year-old daughter played at a nearby table. A glob of ball lightning — a rare, poorly understood phenomenon that behaves like a mixture of electricity and fire — emerged from the fireplace and shoved the man back three meters, burning him and knocking him unconscious.

According to his wife, an eyewitness, the ball lightning then made a 90-degree turn and drifted over to the little girl, burning 30 percent of her body; glided underneath the table, through the kitchen and into another room; and finally exited through the open back door and vanished in the garden. The scientific mind at such times does not try to think up precautionary measures. Rather it says: Yipes.

CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic.

Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. IIlinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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AN ENTREE TO VERMONT FOOD

Galley, Ho!

I IMAGE Andy Duback The Lois McClure tour is underway.

For the next two months, she’ll be visiting port towns around Lake Champlain.

Visitors can board and tour the boat on Thursday and Friday in Westport, New York.

Over the weekend, she’ll be at the Vergennes town dock.

t’s a good thing Patti Luchetti stands 5 feet tall and weighs about as much as a sack of potatoes. Her small stature — and belly-dancing skills — will make it easier to get around the galley when she spends the next seven weeks cooking aboard The Lois McClure. Luchetti is feeding the crew on the replica sailing canal boat during its multi-stop maiden voyage around Lake Champlain.

Authenticity has guided the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum’s nautical reconstruction, from the rigging of its 50-foot mast to the marble blocks in the hold. That period focus is evident, too, in the cozy kitchen and adjoining “bedroom” at the stern of the boat — if you overlook the 21st-century fire extinguisher and the Coast Guard-approved electric lantern. The 9-foot-square space is dominated by a 100-year-old castiron woodstove on which Luchetti is contracted to prepare three meals a day.

The crew won’t be dining on pasta or stirfry. Cuisine is as much a part of The Lois McClure recreation as carpentry and costumes. The trip menu aims to recall foods that sustained canal-boat families as they plied aquatic trade routes between New York and the Canadian cities of Montréal, Québec City and Ottawa.

“Traditional New England fare: We’re going to eat a lot of potatoes and corn, blueberries and cheese — and probably pork and beef,” says Luchetti, a Maine resident who has cooked on historic and contemporary charters.

“Lots of stews, corn chowder. I’m interested in finding out what kind of fish was used.”

That’s not as easy as you’d think. But researchers have found answers in the personal writings of several prolific canalers. Captain Theodore Bartley didn’t detail what kind of fish he reeled in, but his canal-boat journals, published in book form by the Maritime Museum earlier this year, are full of culinary clues. During the course of his 28-year career on the water, Bartley kept meticulous shopping lists, several years of which are now preserved at the Ticonderoga Historical Society. References to meat, meat steaks, ham, soup bone and dried beef indicate the popular protein sources of the day. Also cod fish, sausage and cheese. Flour, butter, molasses, eggs, bread, potatoes and lard were all shipside staples.

“Plain and course but not unwholesome” is how writer Clifton Johnson described the food on his canalboat journey in an 1898 article for The Outlook magazine. He was one of a number of journalists, writers and illustrators who produced travel narratives about the unique bohemian lifestyle for publications such as Harper’s. “We had beans, meat, potato, bread and butter, crackers, and tea,” Johnson wrote. He also remarked on the canal-boat people’s manners, noting they were “inclined to neglect their forks as conveyances for food, and each reached his own knife to the butter plate from time to time.”

The Bartleys indulged in pickles — or “pickeles,” as the captain spelled it — and spiced things up with “nut-

I’m inclined to bring out a hearty bread, sardines and mustard, and call it lunch.

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megs,” cinnamon, vinegar, citron preserve and pepper sauce. Unlike ocean-going seamen, who had limited access to edibles, the canal boaters were always close to land. They came into contact with exotic items — oranges, lemons and coconuts — around New York, and, in their limited way, facilitated globalization. Raw materials went south. Manufactured goods went north.

Food flowed in both directions.

“There were probably in the neighborhood of 30 grocers along the Champlain Canal” concentrated around locks and turning basins, according to Scott McLaughlin, the Maritime Museum’s resident expert on canal-boat life and culture. An illustration of the Boatmen’s Café in Whitehall suggests a larger range of services were available to the 4000 boats that “home-

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PATTI LUCHETTI ported” on Lake Champlain between 1819 and 1940.

In the southern Hudson River and Erie Canal portions of the waterway, “bumboats” catered to canalers by offering ice, food, equipment and, yup, cold beer.

Families fashioned freezers on deck using wooden boxes packed with sawdust. That allowed them to carry milk — which was not pasteurized — and butter.

McLaughlin explains, “If someone had a lot of ice, and there was cream, they’d sit down and make ice cream.

Food is one of the things that’s easiest to share.”

The bumboats did not venture as far north as the Champlain Canal, where farmers came to the water’s edge to sell their produce to floating customers. “In many cases, the boat wouldn’t actually stop. The farmer would follow along,” McLaughlin says. “They’d throw a sack, he’d fill it, then the boaters would throw him the money stuffed in a potato, and he’d throw the sack back.”

In June 1864, strawberries crop up in the Bartley journals. Three weeks later, they’re buying 13 quarts of raspberries — probably for pies. With the exception of tomatoes and peaches, however, McLaughlin claims there wasn’t much canning on board. And he’s not just speculating. An experienced diver with a Master’s in underwater anthropology, he’s had a look at the dirty dishes.

“We found grape seeds aboard a Sloop Island canal boat which probably sank in 1918. They were probably picked in early fall,” McLaughlin deduces. “We also found pantry canning jars packed full of fish bones.

That was probably pickled fish.” Two charcoal briquettes discovered in the toolbox of the same sunken vessel led him to believe the boaters started barbecuing on deck in the early 20th century. That fact, he adds, “helped us date the boat.”

The journal of 27-year-old Lucy Brown, who worked on the water with her father out of Whitehall, provides more human insight. Hers is a vivid account of how the boaters — particularly the women — actually spent their days. Where Bartley rarely referenced his wife or children, Brown details not just the weather, but the backbreaking daily chores and social isolation of canalboat life.

Her December 25, 1871, entry reads: “Merry Christmas. Though not so very merry to me, have been in the cabin all day. And it has been a splendid day. Baked bread, biscuits & pies. Then roasted turkey for dinner.

Had a good Christmas dinner as could be asked for. After the work was done finished a piece of sewing. That is a sign this weeks work will amount to something.”

The familial aspect of these boats set them apart from other male-crewed transport vessels — and put women in the hot seat, by the ever-cranking stove. It was the means by which “you heated all of your water for bathing, for doing laundry, for heating up the pitch to caulk seams, to get the dampness out of the cabin,” McLaughlin explains. “If we are going to have a woman present” on The Lois McClure, he reasons, “she has to be engaged in working the stove.”

Does Patti Luchetti know what she’s in for?

“I don’t think so,” he says with a laugh.

Luchetti expects to be more liberated than Lucy Brown, who died in 1896 at 52. She’s already talking about serving occasional cold meals — “I’m inclined to bring out a hearty bread, sardines and mustard, and call it lunch” — and requested a pressure cooker to supplement the cast-iron collection of pots and pans.

There are still details to work out, such as how to safely shepherd visitors through the galley when the stove is stoked. Generally speaking, Luchetti will either be cooking or telling true stories from the era, some of which are cautionary. A grislier one involves an accident with a kerosene lamp in which two children perished.

The more contemporary lesson is about appropriate technology, she says, and conserving resources. A promoter of local, in-season eating, Luchetti hopes her concoctions will get people to think about where their food comes from. The smells and tastes she creates on board will help the crew stay in character and the visitors suspend disbelief — nothing ruins the illusion of 19th-century maritime life like a Doritos bag on deck or empty Coke cans rolling around in the hold.

Luchetti hopes the simpler life, and menu, has a positive effect on her fellow mates. She’s got one timeless truth working for her: “Everything tastes great on a boat.”

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Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because Gov. Scissorhands knows heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll need Democrat votes to make it to a second term.

Lots of them. Last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attempt to show Democrat support with a fundraiser at former Democratic House Speaker Tim Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Connorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Brattleboro hacienda, however, fell flat. Press reports uniformly highlighted the dearth of Democrats in attendance.

But behind the scenes, Jim Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; ties to Bush and the GOP are as strong as ever.

As was the case two years ago, the Douglas Campaign has hired on the services of two nationally recognized Republican Party campaign firms that each boast of their work for Douglas on their websites.

Public Opinion Strategies, based in Alexandria, Virginia, is the biggest and best GOP polling/ strategy firm in the game.

On its website, www.pos.org, POS boasts that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;the largest Republican Polling firm in the country.â&#x20AC;? Its clients include Sen. Bill Frist and Rep. Tom DeLay, the GOP congressional leaders.

Among the victories it boasts of in 2002 are those of Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and Gov. Jim Douglas of Vermont.

Arena Communication in Salt Lake City, Utah, will once again handle Gov. Scissorhandsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; print advertising and direct mail, or what some call the â&#x20AC;&#x153;midnight mailâ&#x20AC;? that arrives in the final days of the campaign, smearing the opponent and firing up the base for a big turnout.

On its website, www.winning mail.com, Arena Communications highlights as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Quality Sampleâ&#x20AC;? the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hard-hitting Mailâ&#x20AC;? it produced and distributed on Jim Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; behalf in 2002.

The sample portrays Democrat Doug Racine as a frantic tax-raiser whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll pick your pockets empty. It also describes Racine as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;chief architect of Act 60.â&#x20AC;?

That should come as news to the actual architects of Act 60.

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be surprised if this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;midnight mailâ&#x20AC;? from Utah portrays Peter Clavelle as the taxhiking â&#x20AC;&#x153;architect of Act 60â&#x20AC;? who will steal your underwear.

Arenaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s corporate slogan is â&#x20AC;&#x153;By Republicans, For Republicans.â&#x20AC;?

On its list of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Winning Clients,â&#x20AC;?

Arena puts â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bush-Cheney 2000â&#x20AC;? at the top of the list. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Douglas for Governorâ&#x20AC;? was right below it in the second spot.

The Bernie Factor â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s current seven-term Independent congressman is once gain facing less-than-credible competition.

Bernie Sanders has the job as long as he wants it. But many think Olâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bernardo could help someone else get elected this time, too, i.e., his successor as mayor of Burlington and the current Democratic candidate for governor, Peter Clavelle.

It is, after all, Clavelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first statewide dance, while Bernieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been around the floor more than a dozen times.

In 2002, Sanders received 41,000 votes more in his race than Jim Douglas got running for governor. With a high presidential election turnout this November, Sanders will likely receive more than 200,000 of the anticipated

300,000 votes cast in Vermont.

Douglas will need to convince about 50,000 Bernie supporters that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a better choice for governor than Peter Clavelle.

Sanders has already stepped up in supporting the Democratic presidential candidate. And heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reached out to three Vermont Ds â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Auditor Elizabeth Ready, Lite-Gov candidate Cheryl Rivers and Clavelle â&#x20AC;&#x201D; inviting them to join him at his scheduled issue forums around the state.

But will Bernie do a little more, like radio/TV spots for Clavelle? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something that Peter and I have to work out,â&#x20AC;? Sanders told Seven Days this week.

The pair have quite a track record. Mayor Sanders recruited Clavelle to be his personnel director in 1983. In 1985, Pedro headed up the brand-new Community and Economic Development Office. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I know Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s record when he worked with me in Burlington,â&#x20AC;? said Bernie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;As anyone who travels knows, Burlington is one of the most dynamic, exciting, economically vital small cities in the United States of America,â&#x20AC;? said the frequent-flyer congressman. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That did not happen by accident. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m proud of the work we did, but Peter has been there for 14 years doing a great job. Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expertise, experience and vision could do a lot for the state of Vermont.â&#x20AC;?

Sounds like a pretty strong endorsement, eh?

But Bernie also realizes, veteran political genius that he is, that unseating one-term Republican Gov. Jim Douglas wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be easy. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Running against an incumbent is tough,â&#x20AC;? said Rep. Sanders. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jim Douglas is a very hard worker. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all over the state. But the bottom line is, yeah, I do think Peter can win.â&#x20AC;?

Interesting.

Out of Gas? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Next weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Republican National Convention in the Big Apple will be a bit of a swan song for Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Republican National Committeeman Skip Vallee. The millionaire owner of the Maplefields minimart chain will be â&#x20AC;&#x153;taking a breather,â&#x20AC;? as he puts it, from politics.

Gasoline Vallee has also been a propitious fundraiser for George W. Bush, earning the prestigious title of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bush Rangerâ&#x20AC;? for exceeding the $200,000 level.

Mr. Vallee told Seven Days he does not think President Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unpopularity in Vermont will in any way derail the reelection train of Republican Gov. Jim Douglas.

Of course. What would you expect him to say?

Boettcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cruise â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Surely you saw the Freeps story on former Fletcher Allen Health Care boss Bill Boettcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;world-class performance yachtâ&#x20AC;? appearing in a sailing magazine?

Unfortunately, they didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t run a photo. Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s distinguished homeless blogger, Morgan Brown, quickly came to the rescue.

As Brown puts it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bill Boettcher got $750,000 and all I got was this lousy blog.â&#x20AC;? You can check out the Kittawake, Captain Billyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 50-foot yacht, at http:// norsehorses-turf.blogspot.com.

SEVEN DAYS Brownâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s monetary reference is to the farewell â&#x20AC;&#x153;giftâ&#x20AC;? Mary Fannyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s trustees gave Big Bill two summers ago to get out of Dodge: a $750,000 retirement package.

This week, the buzz around town is that federal law-enforcement officials are about to drop the hammer on Boettcher. Over at the U.S. Attorneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office, Paul Van de Graaf, chief of the criminal division, would only tell us, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still investigating.â&#x20AC;?

Pretty lengthy investigation, eh?

The 9/ll Commission didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take this long.

Some suggest the feds have to nail Sailboat Bill on something in order to save face and justify all the time and taxpayer money put into their investigation. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still investigatingâ&#x20AC;? probably means intense negotiations are underway behind closed doors between the U.S. Attorney and Boettcherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attorney regarding plea agreements and such. Right now, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the government that needs to save face. Boettcher, after all, lost his years ago.

Captain Billyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attorney, Jerry Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill, a former federal prosecutor turned trial lawyer, declined to discuss any possible negotiations.

However, Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill tells Seven Days he continues to be in regular weekly contact with his salty client.

They talked by phone, even by satellite phone, when Bill took the Kittawake north to Alaskan waters for a couple months.

Boettcher, noted Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill, actually lives on his sailing yacht. He doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have a mansion somewhere or an address on land. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been at sea,â&#x20AC;? said Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Neill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s his home.â&#x20AC;?

If the buzz is correct, Captain Billy better start charting a new course from the northern Pacific to Lake Champlain. If anyone can find the damn Northwest Passage, betcha Boettcher can!

P.S. Blogger Brown tells us he continues a homeless existence in central Vermont, sleeping on friendsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; couches, mostly. Quite an interesting dude. Quite an interesting website, too.

Grandpa Bernie! â&#x20AC;&#x201D; A bubbling Congressman Bernie Sanders celebrated his latest title of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Grandpaâ&#x20AC;? last week as stepdaughter Carina Driscoll and husband Blake Ewoldsen became the proud parents of Cole Martin Ewoldsen, 7 pounds, 7 ounces. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What can I tell you?â&#x20AC;? replied Grandpa Bernie when asked about the news. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This just so happens to be the most beautiful baby ever.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just the way it is.â&#x20AC;?

Bernieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, media consultant and Burlington College President Jane Sanders, was equally ecstatic. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very alert,â&#x20AC;? said Grandma Jane of the recent arrival. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Carina told me heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s very smart.â&#x20AC;?

Carina ought to know. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty smart herself, having served in the Vermont Legislature and on the Burlington City Council while in her twenties.

Grandson Cole ought to be ready for statewide office around 2040. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cole for Congress?â&#x20AC;?

Has a ring to it, eh?

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Galley, Ho!

I IMAGE Andy Duback The Lois McClure tour is underway.

For the next two months, she’ll be visiting port towns around Lake Champlain.

Visitors can board and tour the boat on Thursday and Friday in Westport, New York.

Over the weekend, she’ll be at the Vergennes town dock.

t’s a good thing Patti Luchetti stands 5 feet tall and weighs about as much as a sack of potatoes. Her small stature — and belly-dancing skills — will make it easier to get around the galley when she spends the next seven weeks cooking aboard The Lois McClure. Luchetti is feeding the crew on the replica sailing canal boat during its multi-stop maiden voyage around Lake Champlain.

Authenticity has guided the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum’s nautical reconstruction, from the rigging of its 50-foot mast to the marble blocks in the hold. That period focus is evident, too, in the cozy kitchen and adjoining “bedroom” at the stern of the boat — if you overlook the 21st-century fire extinguisher and the Coast Guard-approved electric lantern. The 9-foot-square space is dominated by a 100-year-old castiron woodstove on which Luchetti is contracted to prepare three meals a day.

The crew won’t be dining on pasta or stirfry. Cuisine is as much a part of The Lois McClure recreation as carpentry and costumes. The trip menu aims to recall foods that sustained canal-boat families as they plied aquatic trade routes between New York and the Canadian cities of Montréal, Québec City and Ottawa.

“Traditional New England fare: We’re going to eat a lot of potatoes and corn, blueberries and cheese — and probably pork and beef,” says Luchetti, a Maine resident who has cooked on historic and contemporary charters.

“Lots of stews, corn chowder. I’m interested in finding out what kind of fish was used.”

That’s not as easy as you’d think. But researchers have found answers in the personal writings of several prolific canalers. Captain Theodore Bartley didn’t detail what kind of fish he reeled in, but his canal-boat journals, published in book form by the Maritime Museum earlier this year, are full of culinary clues. During the course of his 28-year career on the water, Bartley kept meticulous shopping lists, several years of which are now preserved at the Ticonderoga Historical Society. References to meat, meat steaks, ham, soup bone and dried beef indicate the popular protein sources of the day. Also cod fish, sausage and cheese. Flour, butter, molasses, eggs, bread, potatoes and lard were all shipside staples.

“Plain and course but not unwholesome” is how writer Clifton Johnson described the food on his canalboat journey in an 1898 article for The Outlook magazine. He was one of a number of journalists, writers and illustrators who produced travel narratives about the unique bohemian lifestyle for publications such as Harper’s. “We had beans, meat, potato, bread and butter, crackers, and tea,” Johnson wrote. He also remarked on the canal-boat people’s manners, noting they were “inclined to neglect their forks as conveyances for food, and each reached his own knife to the butter plate from time to time.”

The Bartleys indulged in pickles — or “pickeles,” as the captain spelled it — and spiced things up with “nut-

I’m inclined to bring out a hearty bread, sardines and mustard, and call it lunch.

PAT T I L U C H E T T I , COOK ABOARD THE LOIS MCCLURE

megs,” cinnamon, vinegar, citron preserve and pepper sauce. Unlike ocean-going seamen, who had limited access to edibles, the canal boaters were always close to land. They came into contact with exotic items — oranges, lemons and coconuts — around New York, and, in their limited way, facilitated globalization. Raw materials went south. Manufactured goods went north.

Food flowed in both directions.

“There were probably in the neighborhood of 30 grocers along the Champlain Canal” concentrated around locks and turning basins, according to Scott McLaughlin, the Maritime Museum’s resident expert on canal-boat life and culture. An illustration of the Boatmen’s Café in Whitehall suggests a larger range of services were available to the 4000 boats that “home-

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PATTI LUCHETTI ported” on Lake Champlain between 1819 and 1940.

In the southern Hudson River and Erie Canal portions of the waterway, “bumboats” catered to canalers by offering ice, food, equipment and, yup, cold beer.

Families fashioned freezers on deck using wooden boxes packed with sawdust. That allowed them to carry milk — which was not pasteurized — and butter.

McLaughlin explains, “If someone had a lot of ice, and there was cream, they’d sit down and make ice cream.

Food is one of the things that’s easiest to share.”

The bumboats did not venture as far north as the Champlain Canal, where farmers came to the water’s edge to sell their produce to floating customers. “In many cases, the boat wouldn’t actually stop. The farmer would follow along,” McLaughlin says. “They’d throw a sack, he’d fill it, then the boaters would throw him the money stuffed in a potato, and he’d throw the sack back.”

In June 1864, strawberries crop up in the Bartley journals. Three weeks later, they’re buying 13 quarts of raspberries — probably for pies. With the exception of tomatoes and peaches, however, McLaughlin claims there wasn’t much canning on board. And he’s not just speculating. An experienced diver with a Master’s in underwater anthropology, he’s had a look at the dirty dishes.

“We found grape seeds aboard a Sloop Island canal boat which probably sank in 1918. They were probably picked in early fall,” McLaughlin deduces. “We also found pantry canning jars packed full of fish bones.

That was probably pickled fish.” Two charcoal briquettes discovered in the toolbox of the same sunken vessel led him to believe the boaters started barbecuing on deck in the early 20th century. That fact, he adds, “helped us date the boat.”

The journal of 27-year-old Lucy Brown, who worked on the water with her father out of Whitehall, provides more human insight. Hers is a vivid account of how the boaters — particularly the women — actually spent their days. Where Bartley rarely referenced his wife or children, Brown details not just the weather, but the backbreaking daily chores and social isolation of canalboat life.

Her December 25, 1871, entry reads: “Merry Christmas. Though not so very merry to me, have been in the cabin all day. And it has been a splendid day. Baked bread, biscuits & pies. Then roasted turkey for dinner.

Had a good Christmas dinner as could be asked for. After the work was done finished a piece of sewing. That is a sign this weeks work will amount to something.”

The familial aspect of these boats set them apart from other male-crewed transport vessels — and put women in the hot seat, by the ever-cranking stove. It was the means by which “you heated all of your water for bathing, for doing laundry, for heating up the pitch to caulk seams, to get the dampness out of the cabin,” McLaughlin explains. “If we are going to have a woman present” on The Lois McClure, he reasons, “she has to be engaged in working the stove.”

Does Patti Luchetti know what she’s in for?

“I don’t think so,” he says with a laugh.

Luchetti expects to be more liberated than Lucy Brown, who died in 1896 at 52. She’s already talking about serving occasional cold meals — “I’m inclined to bring out a hearty bread, sardines and mustard, and call it lunch” — and requested a pressure cooker to supplement the cast-iron collection of pots and pans.

There are still details to work out, such as how to safely shepherd visitors through the galley when the stove is stoked. Generally speaking, Luchetti will either be cooking or telling true stories from the era, some of which are cautionary. A grislier one involves an accident with a kerosene lamp in which two children perished.

The more contemporary lesson is about appropriate technology, she says, and conserving resources. A promoter of local, in-season eating, Luchetti hopes her concoctions will get people to think about where their food comes from. The smells and tastes she creates on board will help the crew stay in character and the visitors suspend disbelief — nothing ruins the illusion of 19th-century maritime life like a Doritos bag on deck or empty Coke cans rolling around in the hold.

Luchetti hopes the simpler life, and menu, has a positive effect on her fellow mates. She’s got one timeless truth working for her: “Everything tastes great on a boat.”

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ast week at my house, we embarked on a mini-Manchurian Candidate campaign.

First we rented the original 1962 version starring Laurence Harvey and Frank Sinatra. In a strange casting move, Puerto Rican actor Henry Silva embodies the Asian Menace; Janet Leigh is either deranged or extraordinarily horny; and Angela Lansbury, who is just a year older than Harvey, plays his evil, controlling mother with exacting incestuous skill. It’s a gas. Then off we went to the cinema to see the new version with Denzel Washington finally exerting a bit of get-upand-go, and all of the odd plot lines left dangling in the original nicely tied up.

It’s been a marvelous exercise in paranoia, this mini-Manchurian fest, and perfectly timed for the upcoming Republican National Convention, which takes over Manhattan next week — just in time to rip off the tragedies of 9/11. Dutifully, I trudged over to the RNC’s website to see what the ruling class has in store for September. No fool, I waited to make the perilous voyage when I was at work, fully equipped with a shiny OSX.2 operating system on a fully loaded Mac,

Republican National Convention: www.rnc.com and www.gop.com 2004 Republican National Convention: www.2004nycgop.org Bush for President: www.georgewbush.com Kerry on Iraq: www.kerryoniraq.com Dems Extreme Makeovers: demsextrememakeover.com Counter Convention: www.counterconvention.org The RNC Are Not Welcome in NYC: www.rncnotwelcome.org RNC Watch: rncwatch.typepad.com Indymedia NYC: www.nyc.indymedia.org Save Our Civil Liberties: www.saveourcivilliberties.org rather than the pokey old dial-up, tincan-and-string system I use at home.

Simply said: I surfed, I dove, I waited.

Perhaps built in someone’s garage on an ancient PC, the RNC’s site loads like grandma’s first washer and initially affronts with a resistant pop-up window.

There lies a note from RNC Chairman

and profile. Reagan truly appears livelier.

(To be fair, the president’s own campaign website is a prettier, smarter matter and his picture is actually visible — below the amber waves of grain and purple mountains majesty, but still near the top.)

Links from the RNC site are an amazing, constant paean to . . . John

The Republican National Convention’s website loads like grandma’s first washer.

Ed Gillespie directing concerned citizens to voice their outrage through the rational vehicle of talk radio. After successfully squelching Ed, I was confronted with a familiar face: John Kerry’s. The senator from Massachusetts is featured not once, but twice, at the very top of rnc.com.

George is nowhere to be seen. Ah, there he is. At the bottom of the page, next to a large, four-color photo of the late Gipper, is a gray-scale image of Dubya in Stetson

Kerry. He appears at the top of the “Kerry on Iraq” website, unintentionally shilling a faux-doc that portrays him as a “flip-flop liberal out of touch with America.” The footage benefits greatly from the kind of “fair and balanced” reportage that the Fox News Channel specializes in.

Similarly, you can’t be a card-carrying Republican without running into John Kerry. There he is, heading the

page at Dems Extreme Makeover — a fabulous site if you want to relive each excruciating detail of the Democratic National Convention and the many, so many, lies it disseminated. But wait!

There’s another familiar face: Michael Moore, about whom this website claims, “Organizations linked to Hezbollah offered to help distribute Michael Moore’s film in the Middle East!” Mr. Moore, cine-terrorist.

What all of the above sites share with their brethren at the RNC are prehistoric design and technology elements intended to serve those unfortunates who signed up for WebTV back in the last century. In no way do they demonstrate that any of the organizers is in “touch with America.” Even a hint of hip might offset the rhetoric, the hatefulness, the implants-stored-in-fakewar-hero’s-brains. But alas.

Which is why it’s so groovy to get back to those sites organizing to protest the RNC. Flip over to Counter Convention, for example, and a light trip-hop begins to play as the pages smoothly load, utilizing gorgeous, clean graphics with John Kerry’s face taking a deserved rest from reproduction.

Planning to attend? This site offers housing links, organizational tools, tips, insights and a community network of people. Rather than being pro-Kerry, Counter Convention focuses on the disenfranchised and middle-class folks so poorly served under the current administration. And did I mention the trip-hop and clean graphics? I found myself truly grateful.

The RNC Are Not Welcome in NYC is nothing if not direct. So is its mandate: “In a shallow attempt at exploiting the lives lost at the World

Dressing up is so much fun...

Trade Center, the RNC has pushed the convention date to September. We have witnessed two unjust wars, at least one American life lost each day overseas, a depressed economy, the collapse of the dollar, $87 billion to boost war profiteering, the closing of our firehouses, a health-care crisis, millions of children being left behind, and now this. We say, enough!” That’s certainly clear.

Meanwhile, RNC Watch keeps a disdainful blogger’s eye on the upcoming proceedings, offering good links and fresh news. Indymedia, an international self-posting media outlet that offers free reportage from untrained but eager souls, has a Manhattan outpost. You can almost hear the chortles in reports about Mayor Bloomberg’s offer of discount shopping to “well-behaved” activists. But merely wearing a baby blue pin proclaiming yourself to be a “peaceful protester” isn’t enough to get discounted tickets to Broadway shows and free entry to the Museum of Sex. One must also, Bloomberg cautions, behave that way.

And perhaps the FBI could determine that for you. According to Save Our Civil Liberties and, oh, The New York Times, the Bureau has been extrabusy recently interviewing suspected protesters. The good agents have reportedly been knocking on college students’ doors and stopping dread-locked youth in a manner definitely not harassing — no, no — but in the service of truth, justice and the American way.

I’d be amazed, I’d be sobered, I’d be righteous . . . if I hadn’t lived through the Nixon administration and indulged in mini-Manchurian. 쩾 Webfeat is going to vote and vote and vote again. Send ballots to webdfeat@yahoo.com

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atherine O’Callaghan doesn’t fit the usual profile of a union organizer. A full-time mother and part-time comparative religions instructor at the Community College of Vermont, she’s more accustomed to talking Celtic folklore than collective bargaining. In fact, until last winter, she’d never been involved in a union or led a political cause.

But in the last eight months, O’Callaghan has been helping to organize 500 or so faculty members at CCV, Vermont’s only state college that doesn’t have a collective-bargaining unit.

As union drives go, this one is unique because CCV is the only community college in the nation staffed entirely by adjunct, or part-time, professors.

Approximately two-thirds of CCV instructors teach just one course per semester while working other jobs or, like O’Callaghan, handling family responsibilities. And although CCV courses are taught at 12 different sites around the state as well as online, technically speaking there is no “workplace” to organize. Instructors come in just once or twice a week, teach one to three classes, and then leave. And therein lies a prime motivator for forming the union.

“The nature of part-time teaching is very isolating,” O’Callaghan explains during a recent phone interview from her home in Brattleboro. “You tend not to know anybody else because all you do is go in and teach your class… A culture of collegiality or community of scholars is not promoted.”

First accredited in 1975, CCV was initially set up as a way for nontraditional students — adults who’ve been out of school for years, low-income folks, laid-off workers and so on — to earn a college education, change careers or acquire new workplace skills.

Since then, however, CCV has grown into one of the largest institutions of higher learning in Vermont, each year serving more than 5000 traditional and nontraditional students.

CCV recently signed agreements that allow its students to transfer their course credits to other colleges around the state, including the University of Vermont, and count them towards a four-year degree.

In the classroom, the difference between an adjunct and a tenure-track professor can be all but imperceptible. Tenured and other full-time professors usually have Ph.D.s or some other terminal degree, while adjuncts are usually required to have just a Master’s degree. Even so, some adjuncts have at least as much teaching experience as their full-time or tenured colleagues.

From the instructor’s point of view, the biggest differences between adjuncts and fulltime faculty — besides their professional creden-

tials — are in their job security and compensation: wages, health benefits, retirement packages and so forth. Full-time faculty have the added responsibilities of acting as student advisors, serving on institutional committees and publishing regularly in professional journals.

When the adjunct faculties at other state colleges were unionized back in the early 1990s — UVM’s nearly 200 adjunct professors unionized last year — CCV professors were excluded from the process by the state laborrelations board. This has led to dissatisfaction among some CCV instructors, who say that many of their professional concerns around job security, employee benefits and academic decision-making aren’t being adequately addressed.

“Everybody who’s involved in this [union] loves CCV and loves our student population,” O’Callaghan emphasizes. “But we’ve found that the basics of how to treat instructors aren’t really in place at the college.”

O’Callaghan started CCV’s union drive last winter by calling other instructors to gauge their interest. The grievances she heard most often involved what she describes as “issues of professional respect.” For example, CCV profs are not paid for keeping office hours, even though many do so. In fact, CCV teachers don’t even have offices — O’Callaghan says she usually talks to her students after class in a hall or nearby café.

Likewise, CCV instructors aren’t compensated for preparing for classes that are later canceled due to low enrollment. “We prepare a class, order the books, do all the prep work, create a syllabus and block out that time in our lives,” O’Callaghan explains, “and then you may not get that class at the last minute.”

Some adjuncts have even complained about not being notified about cancellations until the day before classes were scheduled to begin.

Another concern is their lack of benefits and job security. Although many CCV professors work at other jobs and teach for the love of it or to supplement their incomes, community college earnings are the sole income for a growing number of instructors. But CCV offers no tenure or seniority based on teaching experience. Hired on a semester-by-semester basis, CCV instructors can teach the same class for a decade and then not be asked back, with no explanation, O’Callaghan says.

Heather Luden’s entire income comes from teaching at CCV. For the last six years, the Brattleboro English instructor has been teaching three classes each semester, plus a writing lab. At most colleges, her course load would be considered a full-time job. But Luden receives

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Luden worked for years as an adjunct at the Community College of Philadelphia, which is unionized, and at Wake Tech Community College in North Carolina, which is not. “Here, it feels more like a business model than it ever did before,” she says.

“And for a community college, I’ve never worked in a place that has so little to do with the community.”

O’Callaghan has taught at St. Lawrence University, and at Western Maryland and Gettysburg colleges. She says it’s unusual for professors not to be more involved in decisions that are fundamental to their students’ education experience, such as determining course objectives, curricula and class size.

One subject that hasn’t become a hot-button issue yet is pay — perhaps because CCV recently made a concerted effort to increase faculty compensation, says CCV President Tim Donovan. The college has upped the flat rate it pays for teaching a threecredit course from $1461 in the fall of 1999 to $2475 this fall — an increase of nearly 70 percent over five years. Donovan explains that this increase was an effort to achieve pari-

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“This is a college that serves a lot of people and keeps it affordable and close by to a lot of people around the state,” he says. “And that will remain our goal, regardless of how we’re organized.”

Others are less convinced that CCV has found that healthy balance.

Roy Vestrich is president of the United Professions of Vermont/ American Federation of Teachers, the Burlington-based union that CCV faculty first approached about a year ago. A full-time professor at Castleton State College, Vestrich says CCV faculty are grossly underpaid compared to their counterparts at other state institutions.

Assistant professors at other state colleges now start at about $30,000 per year, not including the value of their benefits package, Vestrich points out; a full professor starts in the $40,000 to $50,000 range. However, a CCV professor with comparable classroom experience who teaches three courses per semester earns just $15,000 a year and gets no benefits, retirement or job security.

“This is a way to do education on the cheap,” Vestrich says. “That sounds good when you’re a lawmaker trying to balance the state col-

There are other ways of making education accessible and affordable without creating a system that depends on the exploitation of the faculty.

ROY VESTRICH, UNITED PROFESSIONS OF VERMONT/ A M E R I C A N F E D E R AT I O N O F T E AC H E R S

ty with other Vermont professors’ earnings. “I don’t know exactly what everyone else in the state pays,” he admits. “I suspect this is less than UVM, but I know it’s more than some of the private colleges.”

In fact, adjuncts are paid quite a bit more at some local colleges. An adjunct starting at St. Michael’s College in Colchester this fall will earn $1025 per credit hour, or $3075 for a standard three-credit class. An adjunct who has worked 19 or more semesters at St. Mike’s can earn $1225 per credit hour, or $3675 for a three-credit course.

But making direct comparisons between adjuncts’ pay is tricky, because part-time professors at schools such as UVM can receive vastly different pay depending upon their credentials, experience and the department in which they teach.

Donovan notes that CCV tries to balance offering a fair wage with keeping the school affordable.

“We’re all striving in this state to pay as livable a wage as we can,” he says. Tuition at CCV is roughly half that at other state colleges.

Donovan first learned of the union drive in April. When five CCV instructors sent a letter to their fellow CCV professors inquiring about their interest in joining a union, the school’s administration sent faculty a seven-page mailing explaining their rights and responsibilities under the law. Since then, Donovan has heard nothing more on the union effort, he says — nor has CCV’s administration staked out a formal position. Donovan won’t speculate about what effect the drive might have on tuition.

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leges’ budget, but… there are other ways of making education accessible and affordable without creating a system that depends on the exploitation of the faculty.” Vestrich sees what’s happening at CCV as a reflection of a larger trend in higher education: “the de-professionalization of the professorate.”

Nationally, the number of tenure-track positions at institutions of higher learning has been in sharp decline. According to figures from the American Association of University Professors, both the percentage and absolute numbers of full-time, tenure-track faculty fell from 30.5 percent in 1998 to 25 percent in 2001. During that same period, the number of full-time, non-tenure-track faculty positions increased by 35.5 percent.

With the lack of good salaries, benefits or an institutional voice comes another condition: reluctance to openly discuss a union. “Frankly,” O’Callaghan says, “there’s a lot of fear because of the fact that our jobs are not secure.”

That said, the union drive has also been an empowering experience.

CCV faculty have met in Bennington, Rutland, Brattleboro, Springfield and Burlington, and a union election may be held as early as late fall. Connecting with other CCV instructors throughout Vermont has not only provided an outlet for grievances, but also addressed some of the isolation that comes with teaching at a college with no campus. “It’s creating a community,” O’Callaghan suggests. “We are a community college, so obviously our faculty want to be, too.” 쩾

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ou’ve got your iPod, your acoustic guitar, a box of bootleg cassettes and maybe even a crate of your favorite wax — you’re set up for the school year, right? Well, it’s a good start, but what are you gonna do when the craving for new tunes hits? The affliction might even strike STORY when you’re at your most vulnerable — at 1 CASEY a.m. in an empty dorm room. A thirst for fresh REA music cannot be quenched by warm beer, though it’s tempting to try. There’s always illeIMAGE gal file-sharing programs (unless, like MiddleMATTHEW bury College, your school has a deal with THORSEN Napster), but who wants the stinging guilt of ripping off record companies? On nights — and mornings — like these, you’ll need the human touch. Thankfully, there’s a trusty friend on your radio dial and browser window.

Incoming students, meet college radio.

The Green Mountain State and its institutions of higher learning have long been havens for cutting-edge broadcasts. In many cases, participation in the free-for-all that is campus radio prepares its DJs and staffers for later careers in ways a standard curriculum can’t hope to match. Here’s a rundown of some of the most respected and listened-to college stations in Vermont. Put down that MP3 player, tune in, and turn on.

Underground music sounds best when it’s broadcast from, well, underground. Situated in the basement of UVM’s Billings Student Center, 90.1 WRUV makes its mark felt in the community like no other. Founded in the early ’50s, WRUV was one of the first AM broadcasters in the area. The shebang went strictly FM in the early ’70s, and has been a refuge for music freaks ever since. The station is legendary among local townsfolk, and the majority of on-air talent isn’t even students.

Neither are the listeners, according to longtime DJ L.J. Palardy, who describes an ancient turf war between the station’s college representatives and its working-stiff DJs. “We sent out 9000 fliers through the campus mail and didn’t increase our student listenership one iota,” bristles Palardy. WRUV’s programming is aggressively non-commercial, and its directors mean business. Playlists cover nearly every musical style, but one thing is guaranteed: If it’s on MTV, you won’t be hearing it on 90.1.

Local artists use the station as a springboard to larger recognition — getting played on WRUV provides an important rite of passage

for area bands. The long-running program “Exposure” is Burlington’s own “John Peel Sessions,” and features in-studio performances from the community’s top musical talent. Even the recently deceased Phish played live on the air back in ’85.

Over the years, the 460-watt “Better Alternative” hasn’t given up on its core focus: to bring a fresh supply of music that otherwise might never be heard on the dial. You computer addicts can also listen in on streaming audio.

The airwaves are open to anyone motivated enough to take a brief, FCC-required training course, but be prepared to accept some crazy shifts — UVM’s broadcast mavericks are on-air year-round, from 6 a.m. to 2 a.m. That practically guarantees that if you call 656-4399, somebody will be there to take your request.

Located in a sleepy, quintessential Vermont village, Middlebury College’s WRMC 91.1 is a monster of campus radio. With 2900 watts of power, the station dwarfs its peers in broadcast muscle. WRMC is a fine-tuned machine, with a student staff plugged into the heart of the independent music business. Former music directors at the station have gone on to be industry heavy-hitters: Chicago’s Dusted Magazine — considered the resource for indie music charts — is run by a former WRMC MD. Broadcasting from the Proctor Building at the center of campus, 91.1 aims to satisfy a wide range of musical tastes. Genres include indie rock, jazz, world, avant-garde, blues and more.

Independent labels keep the station well stocked, and WRMC takes this relationship very seriously. Board member Andrew Bishop says that 91.1 is “devoted to giving airtime to artists who normally don’t get radio play.” This dedication has paid off in the form of one of the region’s largest non-commercial music libraries.

Getting a spot at the mike isn’t a hassle; the station holds a DJ meeting at the beginning of each semester and, once on board, you’ll be spinning tunes to your heart’s content. Local fans have to brace themselves for radio withdrawals once a year, however. The station shuts down briefly toward the end of summer.

A lot has changed for Johnson State College’s WJSC 90.7 since 1969. Back then, the fledgling enterprise made its 10 watts known to the area from atop a telephone pole. Now, with

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WGDR FM 91.1 GODDARD COLLEGE, PLAINFIELD ONLINE STREAMING: Available.

BROADCAST HOURS: 6 a.m. to 1 a.m. year-round.

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a respectable permanent address in the Dewey Campus Center and wattage worthy of its “station,” WJSC is primed to deliver its eclectic broadcasts to the student community and beyond. Once you leave the immediate vicinity, however, the signal fades like a hashish dream.

DJs at 90.7 are primarily students, but, according to Community Advisor David Goddette, a few faculty and locals are usually on board as well. “The DJs here love the outdoors and have a different perspective on life,” Goddette says, suggesting that being nestled in the mountains affects the station’s programming style. This all-natural vibe is reflected in down-to-earth, user-friendly radio. And although WJSC plays everything from classical to heavy metal, music is only

ices. WGDR’s three to five hours of news is a lot of talk for a college radio station.

Goddard College is “low-residency” — which means there aren’t many students around to run the station.

General Manager Amanda Gustafson says that 99 percent of WGDR’s staff are community members. And what a variety — the oldest DJ is in his mideighties, while the youngest licensed DJ is 14. The station “employs” a 7year-old jockey as well, but he has to come in with his parents.

As corporate-owned, profit-driven media conglomerates gobble up available airspace, more and more people in Washington County and beyond seek out Goddard’s mix of music and unfiltered news. This is putting a strain on the little station that would if it could; according to

like the playlists, it was probably a tad inconvenient. These days, 88.7 makes its home right on campus in Colchester. The station is quite popular among the natives, with programming running from the Jimmy Buffet-inspired “Kahunaville North” show to straight-up punk-rock blowouts. Former Music Director Cherise LaPine claims WWPV doesn’t “shy away from anything per se,” but administrators prefer that the DJ sets don’t consist entirely of mainstream music.

WWPV has had its share of claims to fame in recent years: A popular compilation based on a long-running local-music program was released, and some ridiculously popular bands such as Primus have performed in the studio. WWPV is unquestionably user-friendly,

One thing is guaranteed: If it’s on MTV, you won’t be hearing it on 90.1. one part of the picture. Shows such as “Democracy Now” and “Earth First Radio” reflect a diverse and liberal approach to broadcasting.

WJSC is pretty bare-bones, and the attitude might be a little too laid-back for some. But the station has its noteworthy alums: Back in the late ’70s Cyndi Lauper served as MD, before she became so unusual.

Now, there’s a tough act to follow.

Goddard College’s WGDR is as fascinating as the school that spawned it. A free-form, socially conscious station, 91.1 (yes, the same number as Middlebury; more on that in a minute) has weathered many storms on its way to broadcast glory. News is a huge part of WGDR’s programming schedule: The station is part of Pacifica, a coalition of progressive broadcasters that provides syndicated news serv-

Gustafson, WGDR’s biggest challenge is keeping up with the demands of growth.

The Middlebury and Goddard stations share more than a number on the dial, interestingly enough. Amanda Gustafson’s brother Andrew is WRMC’s business director — sibling rivalry, anyone? Middlebury has the strongest college radio signal in the area, making it tough for Goddard to expand any further within the same frequency. Securing operational funding is also unique at the station; WGDR gets money from the college, but rakes in an additional $25,000 from on-air fundraising drives. Now there’s a supportive community.

Once upon a time, St. Michael’s College radio station WWPV was located at Fort Ethan Allen. While it may have been well-protected against irate students who didn‘t

though its programming isn’t as challenging as it could be. If you want to shake things up a bit yourself, it’s not difficult to become a member of this radio family; at the beginning of every semester, WWPV scouts out new talent.

Prospective DJs simply have to come up with a proposal for a show — “the more unique, the better,” according to LaPine.

Students get the first pick of available slots, with faculty and staff grabbing the rest. WWPV has a unique partnership with Vermont Public Radio that allows it to broadcast BBC news during hours in which students may be, um, in class or something. The station’s online broadcasts have even inspired a global audience from time to time: Listeners in Japan and Australia have been known to call in or write. Down the street or across the world, requests can be phoned in at 654-2887. 쩾

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Hooked on Tuna

Catching up with UVM’s big fish in the world of competitive debate

hen the University of Vermont debate team won the national collegiate championships in 1950, its members paraded around town in a fire engine, and the mayor of Burlington gave them the key to the city.

STORY It’s difficult to imagine anyone making CATHY such a fuss over debaters these days. The RESMER act of arguing a point clearly and persuasively and responding to a cross-examinaIMAGE tion by one’s ideological opponent has all MATTHEW but disappeared from American pop culTHORSEN ture. Even our politicians have essentially stopped debating — can you imagine George W. Bush and John Kerry engaging in an unmoderated, 90-minute back-andforth about foreign policy? It’s no wonder that debate programs at most colleges live under the constant threat of budget cuts.

But competitive public disagreement still thrives at Groovy UV — 30 to 40 debaters join the team each year. They haven’t won the national title since 1950, but plenty of plates and plaques line the walls of the team’s trophy room in its Main Street campus building. The school is such a powerhouse that if you Google

the word “debate,” the UVM website is the first two of 17 million matches.

The program owes its good fortune to two men: Edwin Lawrence, who in the 1960s established the rare position of an endowed professorship of forensics at the University, and the man who’s held that post since 1982 — Alfred “Tuna” Snider, one of the world’s most widely recognized debate coaches and scholars.

In Snider’s 30 years as a debate coach — he taught at several colleges before coming to UVM — he’s written several textbooks, edited critical journals and traveled the globe teaching seminars on debate. He even coined, in his doctoral dissertation, the theory behind the academic sport’s dominant paradigm, likening it to a game.

But debate is more than just a game to the 53-year-old Snider — it’s a vehicle for social change. When he talks he sounds more like a prophet than a college professor. “I have an agenda,” he admits frankly during an interview in his Clark Street apartment in Burlington. “My agenda is

SEVEN DAYS to fight back the darkness by trying to bring the light of human reason. I want to replace weapons with words. I want every citizen to be a debater.”

That’s a heavy mission, but the iconoclastic Snider also likes to have fun. His apartment is full of goofy stuff — a jar of rubber bugs, several Jesus action figures, posters of the British scifi show “Dr. Who.” When your nickname is Tuna, you can’t be serious all the time.

The ichthyologic moniker is a remnant of his junior high debating days, when someone thought he resembled a nowforgotten mobster. He doesn’t mind. “As a communications scholar, I know that the name is not the thing,” Snider says. “No, I don’t feel I have to be dolphinsafe or come in a can.” He’s also no doubt aware that the name lends him an air of mystery, makes him larger than life.

Not that he needs help. Graybearded and heavyset, he’s a big guy — “five-foot-11 and threequarters inches,” he notes precisely. A New York Times article about his summer debate camp once branded him a Santa Claus look-alike, but temperamentally

time — the season starts in September and ends in early April. During that time, debaters can expect to spend anywhere from five to 20 hours a week researching and honing their skills in various types of debate, including “policy” and “parliamentary.” And that doesn’t include traveling to four or five tournaments a semester and actually debating. Snider’s students also host several public debates throughout the school year, and produce a television show called “Flashpoint” that airs three times a week on Channel 15.

But Snider doesn’t have trouble finding students willing to do the work, and he seems to relish recruitment. Unlike many coaches, he doesn’t lure top high school debaters to his program with the promise of scholarships — there aren’t any. Instead, he seeks out novices to fill the ranks of his 28- to 40-person team.

To find them, Snider preaches the gospel of debate like a fiery evangelist. In a video called “Why Debate?” available as a download from the UVM website, he warns his listeners about the perils of the “pathetic intel-

My agenda is to fight back the darkness by trying to bring the light of human reason. I want to replace weapons with words.

I want every citizen to be a debater.

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he’s more akin to one of the elves — a brilliant, eccentric, impossibly energetic elf.

Snider is almost always in motion; even when he’s sitting his feet are constantly tapping.

And he doesn’t seem to spend much time sitting. Last year, he spent a whopping 133 days on the road engaging in debaterelated activities. He may exceed that this year. In addition to the 12 to 15 debate tournaments he attends with his UVM crew, he also directed the national high school championships in Salt Lake City this summer. This fall he heads to Afghanistan, Istanbul and Slovenia to lead international conferences and teach debate seminars.

“I like to take debate where it’s not,” Snider explains. “Yeah, I’ve lectured at Oxford and Cambridge, but I don’t really feel they need me to tell them that debate’s cool and they should do it. They’re all set. But I do like to go to Serbia, Chile and Mongolia. My favorite countries are dictatorships in the process of falling, or where they recently got out of a long period of authoritarian rule, to try to help introduce a culture of creative disagreement.”

Ironically, that same culture can be a tough sell to American college students. Being on the debate team eats up a lot of free

lectual landscape of modern America.” Standing before a podium on a blackened stage, he urges young people to learn to challenge the “experts.”

“The experts want to make decisions for you,” he proclaims.

“They will not make them in your interest. They’re going to make it in their interest, or the interest of their masters. You know it. You can’t rely on them.

You have to think for yourself.”

That philosophy worked for Snider — growing up in suburban Los Angeles he wasn’t exactly a model student. “I really liked knowledge, and I liked learning, but I didn’t like school,” he confesses cheerfully. “I was a very serious discipline problem.”

He discovered debate more or less by accident during eighth grade. Forced to choose an activity for his last class of the day — and having been kicked out of chorus — he picked debate. He competed in high school and college, placing third in the 1972 National Debate Tournament while attending Brown University.

It basically saved his butt. He keeps a framed letter from one of his advisors, who describes Snider’s academic career as characterized by “unrelieved medioc>> 26A

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rity.” But debating got him into Emerson, where he was awarded an M.S. in Rhetoric and Public Address. It also took him to the University of Kansas, where he earned his Ph.D. in Communication Studies.

Besides the Brown missive, the mantle in his office holds countless trophies and plaques naming him “Coach of the Year.” Nearby is a set of Mongolian drinking horns, his collection of plastic snowglobes and a watch from the prime minister of South Korea.

A gifted public speaker, Snider uses his come-frombehind story to connect with his students. He also uses music. A former DJ on WRUV and organizer of the Vermont Reggae Fest, he teaches a popular seminar called “The Rhetoric of Reggae,” and often turns to song to punctuate his points.

Take the 2003 issue of the journal Contemporary Argumentation and Debate — the bulk of which is devoted to a 20thanniversary interrogation of

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debate squad, “I’d probably be in New York City, still going to community college, being a part-time student, not doing much with my life.”

Snider’s enthusiasm for his work is on display one recent Sunday at UVM’s Royall Tyler Theatre. The building holds the headquarters for the World Debate Institute, a program Snider founded in 1984. It’s a month-long debate summer camp with sessions for high schoolers, college students, teachers and international students.

The building is buzzing with college kids from all over the country who have come to learn about policy debate. It’s a form many debaters refer to as “mental chess” because of its emphasis on speed and strategy. In it, teams of two argue over a resolution, using file folders full of published articles as their evidence. To say the rounds are fast and furious is an understatement: Competitors speak up to 400 words a minute.

To say the rounds are fast and furious is an understatement: Competitors speak up to 400 words a minute.

Snider’s gaming paradigm. The editors invited him to pen a retrospective, which he titled “Gamemaster: Is It You?” The essay opens with a quote from the song “Gamemaster” by an artist called Lost Tribe. The epigraph begins, “Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves / Will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life…”

“I try to name all my things after song titles whenever possible,” Snider explains. He just finished a book on argumentation called Voices from the Sky, after a song by The Moody Blues.

Snider’s idiosyncrasies and his passion for debate make him more than just a good teacher.

Many of his former students — including his own daughter — are currently coaching debate.

And many of them say “Dr. Tuna” changed their lives. Lisa Heller, who graduated in 1994, has coached debate at Bates College and Brown University, and now teaches at Cape Cod Community College. “The debate team is one of the things that most profoundly shaped my UVM experience,” Heller says. “It’s basically unwittingly shaped my career, and Tuna’s a big part of that.”

Jillian Marty, who graduated last May, will coach debate as a grad assistant at the University of Alabama this fall. She has similar praise for Snider. “If I didn’t know Tuna,” says the four-term president of UVM’s

In a classroom tucked inside the theater’s entrance, four young men engage in a practice round over the resolution they’ll argue for the next 11 months: The United States should adopt an energy policy substantially reducing nongovernmental fossil-fuel use in the U.S. Arguing the affirmative is a laid-back, bearded white guy from Southeast Louisiana State, wearing jeans and a green Tshirt; his debate partner, Thierry Turenne, is a black, mustachioed fourth-year student from Pace University in New York City. Turenne is sporting a dorag, dog tags, cargo pants and Timberland boots.

Before the round, he praises Snider. “He’s funny,” says Turenne, who’s attended the WDI since his sophomore year in high school. “He’s a really cool guy.”

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While he’s speaking, Snider enters the room. The debater plows on. Snider smiles proudly, gives him a thumbs-up, and dances on his toes, swaying to the sound of the debater’s voice as if instinctively moved by its hypnotic, intellectually charged rhythm. It’s music to his ears. 쩾

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Walk on the Wi Side “

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Marking the wireless hotspots in Vermont hen Krista Evans arrived for her first year of medical school this fall, the University of Vermont gave her, and each of her classmates, a laptop equipped with a wireless Internet STORY adapter. The UVM med school CATHY changed its curriculum two years ago, RESMER placing large amounts of information online. The wireless adapter — a $30 IMAGE to $100 piece of hardware installed STEFAN inside a computer — lets Evans hop BUMBECK on the Internet without plugging her computer into a phone jack or a wall.

Now she can access her course readings from anywhere.

Well, almost. Anyone who pays for an Internet connection can install a wireless router, which disseminates the signal as a radio wave. But outside of several “hotspots” on campus, Evans doesn’t really know where else she can pick up wireless, or “wi-fi” (rhymes with “hi-fi”). The technology is still so new, in fact, that many people still don’t know what it is, much less where or how to find it.

The local business climate is mixed on the question of whether to provide the service. Free wi-fi hotspots are available at Speeder & Earl’s on Pine Street in Burlington and in Essex Junction, but not at the Church St. location. “It seemed like a logical step,” says owner Jessica Workman.

“Our customers are really, really happy we did it.”

Lee Anderson, owner of Radio Bean in Burlington, says he’ll have free access by September 1. But Muddy Waters on Main Street won’t be installing wi-fi. Carrie MacKillop, who co-owns the crunchy café, would rather not encourage the digerati to come in and hide behind their screens. “It’s a philosophical decision more than a financial one,” she says. “We’d like to keep the customer interaction up as much as possible.”

Not that MacKillop has much choice — if a next-door neighbor sets up a network, her patrons will be able to check their email while sipping their lattes regardless. The range of these networks varies. Some people intentionally ensure that it stops at their door, but sometimes you can still get a signal halfway down the block.

And although wi-fi access can be protected with passwords, sometimes networks remain unguarded. If your laptop is in range of an unguarded network, it’s easy — and absolutely legal — to “steal” access.

Even so, free wi-fi is harder to find than you might think. On Church Street they don’t have to offer the service gratis; a local company called Soundtivity operates a pay-to-play network in large-scale hot zones that include most of Church Street, City Hall Park, Waterfront Park and the North Beach campground. Users buy access on their credit cards for $6 a day, or $28.95 a month. That’s cheaper than T-mobile, which is available now at Borders and soon will be at Starbucks. T-mobile also costs $6 an hour, but it’s $39.99 a month. Then again, you can access your T-mobile account in other cities, too.

If all this sounds remarkably

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There’s no standard wireless service, says Al Levy, president of Burlingtonbased Summit Technologies. “The world has not yet decided if Internet access should be a free thing or a paid thing.” Levy, whose company is working with the Vermont Broad-band Council to create a wi-fi hot zone covering the Statehouse in Montpelier, compares wi-fi today to the early days of cell phones: Coverage is spotty and prices vary.

Here, then, is a guide to official public hotspots in Burlington and beyond. If you want to steal access, you’ll have to find it yourself.

But first, a word of caution from techno-savvy Workman: When you join a public network, your hard drive joins it, too. “My advice to people is try to be careful,” she says.

“I would recommend that anybody who uses public networks anywhere spend the 60 bucks on software to protect their information.”

WHERE’S THE WI-FI? Free Access Bruegger’s Bagel Bakery 93 Church St., Burlington, through Surf and Sip. Free account available; need a credit card to register.

Cobblestone Deli 152 Battery St., Burlington. Free.

Radio Bean 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free.

Speeder & Earl’s 412 Pine St., Burlington, and 34 Park St., Essex Jct. Free.

Pay-to-Play Borders Books & Music 29 Church St., Burlington, through T-mobile. $6/hour or $9.99/day pass, $39.99/month ($29.99/month if you commit for a year).

Church St., City Hall Park, Waterfront Park, North Beach Campground through Soundtivity. $6/day or $28.95/month ($38.95/month for enhanced speed).

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Reading and Righting A summer ethics seminar sends UVM profs back to school

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n a breezy August afternoon, while other people are windsurfing or soaking up the rare ray of sun, 37 University of Vermont professors are holed up in the basement of Kalkin Hall talking about STORY sex and drugs. “When should a person’s MARGOT ‘yes’ not be taken as valid?” asks Alan HARRISON Wertheimer, a gray-templed professor of political science who’s written a book IMAGE on consent to sex. His (real-life) examMATTHEW ple: A freshman at Brown University THORSEN drinks 10 shots of vodka and hooks up with a guy at a frat party. Later, she accuses the man of taking advantage of her impaired state — an offense under the university’s code, even though the woman said yes.

Human Development professor Jackie Weinstock agrees with the Brown policy. Philosophy prof Don Loeb objects; if the woman couldn’t legally consent to sex while inebriated, could the man? Remove alcohol from the equation and “two-thirds of the sex on campus wouldn’t happen,” he suggests.

(Overprotective parents, take note!)

Weinstock counters that undergrads need to take off the beer goggles and own up to their sexual choices sober.

Another professor ventures that, in order to enforce such a policy, the administration would have to “put a breath-o-meter in every frat house. No sex over .08!” “That would tell us a lot about the priorities of the students,” someone else calls out as the group dissolves into laughter.

Policy planning meeting? Mass bull session? Neither. This is the Honors College Faculty Seminar: For three days, faculty from all over the university, under

the leadership of Wertheimer and Loeb, are discussing topics ranging from seemingly abstract issues such as “Obeying the Rules” and “Liberty and Paternalism” to op-ed-page standbys such as multiculturalism, war and abortion.

On the surface, the ethics seminar isn’t about making the profs better teachers, nor is it about nagging them to cleave to university codes of good behavior. The professors are actually test-driving a course that some of their students will take this fall. The reading list is extracted from “Making Ethical Choices: Personal, Public, Professional,” a freshman seminar designed for UVM’s new university-wide Honors College.

instructors and eight plenary sessions, where students will absorb wisdom from such motley sources as a business professor, a free-speech advocate and the chief of the campus police force.

But none of that explains why the professors are here, given that they generally divide their summers between that crucial-for-tenure research and plain old vacation. Yet here they are, hailing from fields as diverse as romance languages and computer science, accounting and medicine, all reading Plato and Peter Singer. There aren’t any papers due, but the course comes with quite a few pages of nightly reading, some of it thick with philosopher’s jargon.

malaise” evoked by the Enron and other business scandals. But the course, designed by Wertheimer and Loeb, doesn’t simply present a blueprint for the model student — or faculty — citizen. “It’s not about telling people how to be good people,” says Taylor. Rather, he explains, the seminar is meant to illustrate the Socratic precept that “thinking about serious things is good for us.”

That’s part of the rationale behind the faculty seminar, too. But a more pressing motive, says Taylor, is to “give faculty a chance to get to know one another socially and intellectually. This faculty is very decentralized; people can

What better way for faculty to bond than by debating whether it’s morally permissible to bring outside food into a movie theater?

When he came to the school in 2002, President Daniel Mark Fogel made it his priority to unify the various honors programs into a single, crossdisciplinary track for bright, motivated students. Committees had batted the idea around since 1999, but the Honors College — which will offer its own seminars and even have its own residence — will see its first 95 students this fall. The ethics seminar is expected to set its tone. Honors College Dean Bob Pepperman Taylor describes it as a “big bells and whistles course” with five

And what are the profs getting in return? There’s a mild financial incentive: Faculty earn $150 per day — union rate — for their participation.

But Taylor, who had to turn away applicants for lack of space, says he received no “perfunctory responses” from professors looking for vacation cash. “I was impressed with how seriously the faculty took it,” he says. “We had obviously tapped a vein.”

Taylor says that, if the student ethics seminar has an inspiration in the larger culture, it’s the “general feeling of moral

go for a whole career and not know people in other colleges.” What better way to bond than by debating issues such as whether it’s morally permissible to bring outside food into a movie theater?

I’ll admit that I came to the seminar expecting to hear more pontification than conversation. The seating arrangement is formal — the professors sit in tiers, each behind his or her name-card, like delegates at the U.N. And, yes, they have to raise their hands.

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One professor ribs another mercilessly for telling his wife wellintentioned lies — an example of paternalism. Asked for an example of “offensive speech,” a professor who teaches entrepreneurship cites a chat she had in the hallway with a colleague in a hard technical field — also present — who told her his students considered themselves “too smart” to take courses in her department. It’s news to some students, maybe, but these folks have foibles… and egos.

Teaching duties are split between the course designers, each of whom has a distinctive style.

Wertheimer, 62, is the more senior faculty member. An author of three books and a former visiting professor at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government, he’s the staid instructor, with a dry wit and a knack for eliciting reactions to moral dilemmas by refusing to divulge his own. Loeb, 48, a selfdescribed “Grateful Dead guy” with a neat gray ponytail and a stentorian voice, is the grandstander and the clown. His best one-liner comes in a discussion of the biblical Onan, who was actually struck down by God not for masturbation — “onanism” — but for failing to impregnate his brother’s widow. “Talk about a substantial penalty for early withdrawal!” deadpans Loeb.

The seminar is a crash course in wacky philosophical analogies, which somehow turn the most gravely serious subjects into Monty Python skits. Is having an abortion when birth control fails like pulling the plug on a famous violinist to whose life-support system you have been connected by a group of rogue music lovers? Or is it like attending a Grateful Dead concert with a virus and then refusing to provide antibodies to a fellow Deadhead who comes down with your bug, on the grounds that there was only a 3 percent chance of transmission?

Absurd as these scenarios may be, they help us test the consequences of our beliefs.

The seminar has its share of heavy moments, too. In the Abortion session, faculty members, some of them physicians, discuss the difficulty of counseling women who are trying to decide whether to terminate a pregnancy.

In the War session, Loeb asks whether it’s possible, or moral, to be an absolute pacifist: “What if you could save 10,000 lives by torturing a terrorist’s child? Or 50,000 lives?” His question illustrates a dry distinction between deontology — pure duty-based morality — and utilitarianism — an ethics based on calculation of the greater good. But its resonance is powerful. While many of the participants express opposition to the Iraq War, they don’t rule out the use of violence in all situations.

A session called “Issues in Higher Education” addresses a topic that hits home for the participants — academic free speech.

Recent critics of academe maintain that, when it comes to political issues like the war, professors tend to walk in lockstep. During the past year, a survey in which the vast majority of university faculty members identified them-

selves as Democrats inspired right-wing activist David Horowitz to draft an “Academic Bill of Rights,” whose aim is to quell liberal bias and guarantee equal time for conservative opinions in the classroom.

Though Horowitz isn’t mentioned in the seminar, libertarian Jonathan Rauch’s attack on “politically correct” campus speech codes is a reading for this session.

It provokes strong, personally tinged responses. Several participants suggest that professors who conceal their own opinions in the classroom are no better than “robots.” But most agree that squelching student dissent does more harm than good.

Sociology professor Valerie Moore, who teaches a course on race and gender that fulfills the school’s cultural diversity requirement, says that students often come to her class hostile, expecting “brainwashing.” She recalls how the atmosphere relaxed when she told a student who worried about making a potentially offensive remark, “You can’t offend me.”

Asked how he might respond to a student who cited facts “proving” that blacks had a smaller intellectual capacity than whites, Center for Cultural Pluralism director Sherwood Smith, who’s African-American, says, “We shouldn’t ban that speech, we should interrogate it. I can ask, ‘Where did that information come from?’”

Other professors maintain that the free-speech debate has been unduly dominated by conservatives, who simply overlook areas of the university where their beliefs do hold sway. “Are they teaching socialism in the business department?” asks English professor John Gennari. Loeb points out that both sides can be charged with selective blindness. Professorbaiters on the right who see only the “brainwashing” occurring on the other side, he says, are analogous to “liberals like me” who attack Israel for its human-rights violations but turn a blind eye to those taking place in Saudi Arabia. It’s a good example of how an ethics discussion can twist and turn, refusing to let the participants be complacent about their moral or political choices.

Very few concrete answers result from the professors’ discussions, but what does emerge is a method for approaching problems that are notoriously hard to solve.

Part of the philosopher’s job, says Loeb, is achieving logical consistency and “reflective equilibrium.”

Part of it is to recognize the importance of “nonmoral facts,” like the statistics showing that seatbelt laws save lives. Part of it is avoiding bias and “informal fallacies,” such as, “You’re just making that argument because you’re a male chauvinist pig.” And part of it is trusting your gut.

One professor, who took the seminar to help with his teaching, points out, “It’s easy to raise these issues in class, but hard to guide [students] through them.” Loeb agrees. Philosophers “get stuck with the stuff it’s hard to be sure about,” he says. “The acquisition of knowledge is painful in some ways. But it beats the hell out of the alternative.” 쩾

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Classes We’d Most Like to Take ...if only we had the time

ep, it’s August again — the time of year when we scroll through online college catalogs and sigh over the classes we wish we could take. If only real jobs weren’t so much, well, work. Students STORY just don’t know how good they’ve got PAMELA it. On the other hand, interpreting POLSTON course titles is a lot more fun than taking tests. If you’ve signed up for any of the following, don’t fret; the real classes are much more serious, probably.

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could actually go back in time? Does NASA know about this? I am so going back to tell off Kelly Williams for stealing my boyfriend senior year. I thought of the best line after that fight we had.

While I’m at it, I might as well get a decent haircut, because I look like a total skanker in my yearbook. On second thought, forget that — if I combine this course with MUS 1015-J01 MEET THE MASTERS (Johnson State), I could go way back and hang with Hendrix before he choked. Sweet! But do I have to take the rest of the class along?

ECO 3210 GREAT IDEAS IN ECONOMICS

ANNB 301 MEDICAL GROSS ANATOMY (University of Vermont) I really want to be a doctor, like on “ER,” and I’ve been trying to steel myself by watching those reality shows where they do actual surgeries, but it is so gross! Really, I mean, ewww! I’m never going to make it to med school if the sight of blood makes me hurl. So I’m psyched that this class just comes right out and admits that anatomy is disgusting. Besides, the professor for this class is a total hottie. I wouldn’t mind checking out his body fluids…

(Castleton State College) I really like the positive, can-do attitude of this class. Usually they focus on the ideas that totally suck ass — you know, trickle-down, voodoo, and tax rebates that bankrupt the government. I expect we’ll cover tried-and-true basics like piggy banks and saving for rainy days, and then explore the really excellent capitalist innovations of our time: credit cards for college students and free toaster ovens with new checking accounts.

PED 3710 THEORY OF COACHING (Castleton State College) Who knew there was an actual theory? I guess we’ll learn the intellectual underpinnings of such strategies as screaming until your veins bulge out in your neck. Our high school football coach had his own EMT handy in case he had a coronary, or a cow. And what’s the theory behind all that butt-patting?

CH101 CHEMISTRY FOR CHANGING TIMES (St. Michael’s College) Omigod, you mean to tell me I

PO 349 PEOPLE AND BOUNDARIES (St. Michael’s College) Some people I know? They can be, like, so in your face? I told this one dude the other day I could see his tonsils and he just kept standing there like he didn’t get it. Hello? I want to learn how to deal with people who have no concept of personal space, you know? Without being a total bitch? Hope the class isn’t too crowded — if I get another mouthbreather sitting behind me I’m going to scream.

EDEL 270 KINDERGARTEN METHODS & ORGANIZATION (University of Vermont) My mom always says I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached. (She doesn’t know that I have, in fact, lost it on a number of occasions.) So I figure I might as well go back to square one and learn how to neatly stow my crayons, hang up my jacket and throw my chocolate milk carton in the actual trash can. How will I ever make it through college if I can’t… oh, wait, did I send in that application? Anyway, I’m hoping to be ready for the much more rigorous PHYS 0104 CHAOS, COMPLEXITY & SELF-ORGANIZATION (Middlebury College) next year. I’ve already bought some hangers!

NFS 208 SENSORY EVALUATION OF FOODS

GEN 380 CAMPAIGN FEVER: THE RACE FOR POWER (Burlington College) How timely is this? I figure we’ll finally learn the real stories behind, say, John Kerry’s Vietnam exploits and George W. Bush’s, um, “service” in the National Guard — and how come those Swift Boat dudes aren’t worked up about that?

But enough of this macho crap; I’m writing a paper on how a candidate’s hair — or lack thereof — impacts the youth vote. Field trip to Ohio, where we will interview swingers. But I wonder what we’re going to do after November 3?

cheapest beer? And, OK, the black-andwhite cows are Ben & Jerry’s, but what about those brown ones? Finally, foliage is totally pretty and everything, but where do you people put all those leaves after they fall off the trees?

BIO 1260 NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES (CCV) This is presumably about other people’s brushes with the Grim Reaper and will not require trying it personally. Kinda creepy, but I’m game — it’s good to be informed, right? Wonder if that guy who nearly tanked at Justin’s kegger last year will speak in class?

THE 030 FUNDAMENTALS OF SCENERY (University of Vermont) I know it sounds dumb, but I was born and raised in the city, and I need a little help with, you know, the landscape. I’ve got Camel’s Hump down, but where’s Mt. Mansfield, and which lodge has the

(University of Vermont) This is the career stepping-stone I’ve been looking for. I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who smell things for a living. How cool is that — you just basically have to inhale all day. Oh, sure, you have to identify things authoritatively, but that’s gotta be cake.

I figure I’ll start out with some entrylevel gig that pays you to tell if cheeses are too stinky for the American market, then work my way up to baked goods.

Eventually, I plan to develop my own all-chocolate aromatherapy line.

HARC 0409 ART MUSEUMS: THEORY & PRACTICE (Middlebury College) Oh, the theory behind museums is fine: You go to some big art show, you expect to feel like a better person for it — more highbrow or whatever. But in practice, what happens? First you wait in line like it was effin’ Shea Stadium, then you shuffle through the show at a bovine pace determined by the people who got the audio, and spend about 27 seconds on each painting. And all the while you’re scrutinized by guards who act like Homeland Security officers on orange alert. It’s humiliating, really — even if they’re not armed. My paper for this class will propose a better way to become an art snob.

Hint: It will involve virtual reality.

PSS 145 TURFGRASS MANAGEMENT (University of Vermont) I’m hoping this class will attract those types whose management style is basically: “Move it, asshole — this is my turf!” There’s got to be a more civilized way to convey the notion of private property. For starters, we’ll change our “Keep Off the Grass” signs to “Keep Off the Grass, Please.” The main text for the class will be Turf War… and Peace. Extra credit for learning how to share.

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ast March, it seemed clear: High school students in Northwest Vermont needed a regional academy to better prepare them for high-paying, high-skill technical careers. Educators, business leaders STORY and taxpayers had bought into the KEVIN J. notion, and on Town Meeting Day KELLEY about 60 percent of voters in 25 towns in Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle IMAGE counties agreed to let planning for the TIM new facility continue.

NEWCOMB Now, however, with a vote on final approval looming in November, that consensus is starting to fray. Growing skepticism and outright opposition have planners rethinking their proposal, and prospects for what would be the most expensive high school ever built in Vermont may be dimming.

Sponsors of the proposed Regional Technical Academy (RTA) remain firmly in favor of the plan. They point to a 2001 study by Vermont state economist Jeffrey Carr that identified a growing shortage of technical workers in the Burlington area. This lack, employers complain, has required them to foot the cost of expensive, out-of-state recruitment efforts to fill local job openings.

RTA supporters cite these missed opportunities as proof that existing technical-education programs aren’t equipping enough students with the skills that tomorrow’s jobs demand. Proponents add that the career academy model is associated nationally with lower dropout rates and higher job placements for students embarking on technical careers. The RTA would thus serve as “the cornerstone of a long-range workforce development plan in our region,” academy sponsors say.

Technical-education centers adjacent to Burlington and Essex high schools currently offer a wide range of vocational courses. Eleventh- and 12th-graders throughout the area can enroll in either the half-day program at the Burlington Technical Center or the full-day schedule at the Center for Technology, Essex.

But academy proponents point out that both these facilities are about 30 years old and don’t always provide the most up-to-date instruction.

Academy at a nearby site would ease congestion not only for vocational students but for all those attending Essex High. The growing suburban town sends more than 1600 students to the local high school — about 300 more than it was intended to handle. If voters give approval to the RTA, the 40,000square-foot Essex tech center would be shut down and the building would almost certainly become available to Essex High School.

provide funding for only a two-year RTA. And lawmakers have yet to approve of the academy conferring its own diplomas.

Even some RTA supporters view that as a major potential shortcoming likely to discourage a significant number of high school juniors and seniors from enrolling in the full-day academy. Unless the Legislature acts, RTA students would receive diplomas from their “sending schools,” even though they would no longer attend classes there.

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Overcrowding is also a problem, especially at Essex. There, 409 students are enrolled for classes that start next week. That’s about 50 more than the facility was designed to accommodate, according to director Kathy Finck.

High demand has forced her center to rent additional space and to house some of its services in temporary trailers.

Some students eat lunch on the floor of a corridor, Finck says.

Planned construction of the 300,000-square-foot Regional Technical

Some critics suggest that the high school’s need for additional space is an important but generally unacknowledged force behind the RTA proposal. They argue that it would be more efficient to simply expand the high school than to build a whole new technical center.

Political and financial factors, meanwhile, have tempered RTA sponsors’ ambitions. When planning began in 1998, the academy was envisioned as a full four-year high school. But the Vermont Legislature made clear it would

It is also not clear whether the academy will be able to offer advancedplacement courses for students hoping to attend prestigious colleges. And close to half the students currently enrolled at the Burlington and Essex centers do want to attend four-year colleges, according to the centers’ directors.

In addition, the academy wouldn’t field its own athletic teams or offer other extracurriculars, so students who wanted to play sports or participate in clubs would have to drive or be bussed

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All these disincentives are fueling doubts about RTA sponsors’ initial and maximum enrollment projections. Varied sources have given different numbers at different times during the planning process. Enrollment estimates range from 843 students (a projection for fiscal year 2005 included in a 2002 consultants’ study), to 800 (an estimate in a 2003 report by the RTA planning committee), to 960 (a figure recently cited on the academy’s website). Sponsors have also said they envision an eventual enrollment of 1200 or 1250 students.

Key RTA backers won’t offer specific predictions about how many students will attend the RTA in September 2005 — its projected opening date, pending voter approval in November. “Our data show we will have good enrollment numbers, but I’m not sure what the first year will equal,” says RTA project manager Melissa Hersh, who also directs the education and training division of the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce.

State education officials decided this week that academy sponsors’ projections for maximum enrollment are too high. Capacity has now been set at 947 students.

This official forecast could prove crucial to the RTA’s fate because the estimated cost of establishing and operating the facility will be based how many students it is expected to serve. State officials are due to make those determinations later this week.

Mark Aliquo, director of the Burlington Tech Center, meanwhile estimates that about half of his 360 students would not chose to travel to the RTA’s proposed site in Essex. Aliquo notes that Burlington high schoolers enrolled in his facility can simply walk down a hallway to reach their academic classes at BHS. Andy Demar is among the stu-

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dents taking classes at Burlington Tech who would be reluctant to enroll in the RTA. Demar, a senior at South Burlington High School, says he would not want to leave behind his classmates for the sake of attending the new academy full-time. He says the classes in automotive technology he now takes at Burlington are “really good.”

If almost all students enrolled at the Essex center opt to attend the RTA — as Finck predicts they will — and if Aliquo’s forecast is accurate, initial enrollment at the RTA might be as low as 580 students.

Inability to demonstrate unmet demand for technical education has cast doubts on the central premise of the RTA project, according to Mount Mansfield Union High School principal Bob Stevens. “The academy design perpetuates the myth that if you build it, they will come,” he wrote last year in a position paper criticizing the RTA proposal.

Mount Mansfield is one of nine high schools within the academy’s envisioned service area.

According to State Rep. George Cross, a Winooski Democrat and a leading opponent of the RTA, none of those principals, or their school boards, have formally endorsed the RTA. And Stevens isn’t the only one openly voicing opposition to it.

Some voters in November may be influenced by the scant support for the RTA among educators.

But the projected cost of the academy — and what that means for local property tax bills — will probably be the decisive factor.

The academy’s website (www.techedworks.org) puts the projected per pupil cost at $13,256 for fiscal 2004. Nearly $8000 of that would be covered by the state, according to the RTA sponsors’ calculations. The balance — a local per pupil tuition assessment of $3715 and capital carrying costs of $1448 — would have to be paid through the education tax in the 25 towns within the RTA’s district.

Moe Germain, the RTA board’s budget specialist, suggests this would raise the average homestead tax by 3 or 4 cents, equivalent to a $60 to $80 increase per year on a primary residence valued at $200,000. That’s a relatively small price to pay for “a world-class facility,” Germain suggests.

The cost of the project to taxpayers would presumably be reduced if the region’s business community, which strongly favors the RTA, were to help raise funds for the academy. Project manager Hersh says business leaders have had “some quiet discussions about raising financial resources to help the RTA with its startup and ongoing operations.” She emphasized, however, that no specific commitments have been made.

Some critics have suggested that taxpayers are, in fact, being asked to fund a public school that would primarily serve private interests. “The RTA will cost additional new money and will not improve student access nor assist in the introduction of technical education to more students,”

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to their sending schools at day’s end. “That wouldn’t be in the interest of the school climate at the RTA,” notes Colchester Superintendent Armando Vilaseca, who counts himself among the academy’s potential supporters.

“Would your kid want to go to a school that doesn’t have a soccer team, a basketball team or a baseball team?” asks Joe Mackey, who taught at the Essex and Burlington tech centers for 30 years.

Worried about how voters might react to the academy’s price tag, planners recently downsized their proposal. The original idea was to house the RTA in two buildings — the former Tensolite and Champion Jogbra facilities on New England Drive in Essex.

Renovating those sites would have cost an estimated $58 million.

The revised proposal involves only the Jogbra building, which would be refitted and expanded at a projected price of almost $45 million.

The single-building choice meant abandoning a plan for an on-site partnership with the Vermont State College system, which was to have operated out of the Tensolite plant.

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Administrators at a few local high schools worry that the RTA would effectively drain their own budgets. Scott Lang, principal of BFA-Fairfax, has warned that his school could suffer a 20 percent cut in resources if a sizable share of its students transfer to the RTA. About 50 BFA-Fairfax students, or 15 percent of the school’s total enrollment, currently take courses at either the Burlington or Essex tech centers, Lang says.

If the same number of students enroll in the Regional Technical Academy, BFA-Fairfax would see its budget shrink by about $1.5 million, Lang predicts. “It would be devastating for this school,” he says.

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Lang contends that a single regional facility would have the perverse effect of foreclosing tech-ed options for some students. “If we send all our tech programming to the Regional Technical Academy,” he says, “we’re giving access to more kids but we’re reducing access to ones who aren’t interested in going full-time for two years.

When kids see tech ed taking place in their own schools, they think it’s something they may want to look into.”

The head of the Burlington Technical Center also expresses doubt that the RTA would improve the quality of vocational education. “The vision we started out with was pretty exciting,” says director Aliquo.

“Now it’s been tempered by the practicalities of finance and the political process. I think the current system is actually a good one, and in the proposal as we see it now, I’m not sure the system would be better.”

RTA opponents suggest that technical education in the region could be improved at a lower cost by upgrading the vocational programs already offered at local high schools and perhaps renovating the Burlington and Essex centers.

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BURLINGTON should bring the programs to where the kids are,” argues Rep. Cross. “There’s a need to offer good tech courses at every high school in the area.”

The debate in Vermont is occurring against a backdrop of declining federal support for vocational education across the country. Throughout the 1980s and ’90s, tech programs were de-emphasized in many school districts as attention was focused on improving high school students’ academic performance.

A few local critics base their opposition to the RTA partly on the view that a high school education should be heavily academic. Among those is Robert Low, a professor and former provost at the University of Vermont who also serves on the Chittenden East Supervisory Union school board. “If you overeducate somebody to make a certain

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But a large share of American secondary students continue to take some sort of vocational courses, and about one-quarter concentrate on a specific career field during their high school years, according to the U.S. Department of Education.

Many vocational programs have also recently enhanced their academic content, bolstering the image of technical education.

RTA backers insist that the academy would provide a firstrate academic program even as it focuses on equipping students with job skills. “The concept is to integrate technical education with full academic requirements,” says RTA school board chairman Jim Hester, a vicepresident of MVP Health Care.

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PARTY GUY Jim Barnett is upset that Peter Clavelle continues to link Governor Douglas with President Bush [“Inside Track,” August 11]. Huh? I’m amazed that the head of Vermont’s Republican Party doesn’t already know that Governor Douglas and Lieutenant Governor Dubie have provided President Bush, his cabinet and his policies complete and unwavering support. Never a word has been uttered from their lips that countered, disagreed with, or in any way detracted from our federal government’s leadership.

If this is a concern to Jim Barnett, he ought to switch parties.

Governor Douglas and Lieutenant Governor Dubie are

fully supportive and, thus, accountable for all of our federal government’s actions and policies. As such, they should be held responsible for every single action, misadventure, death and tragedy that we, as a nation, have faced since this administration took office.

Governor Douglas is just as accountable as President Bush for the loss of our young men and women’s lives in a meaningless war, the continued disregard and arrogance shown for our military, defense and intelligence experts, funding the rich and the corporate by robbing our poor and middle class, the travesty that is this economy, and the appalling damage to the environment.

If it escapes Jim Barnett that his party, a party that these gentlemen completely and fully support, should be held responsible, then he is but a babe in our acidrain-soaked woods. It’s your party Jim, and you, Governor Douglas and Lieutenant Governor Dubie should be proud of what you’ve done rather than trying to escape it. I find the whole lot of it inexcusable.

Deborah A. Loring BURLINGTON

THE OTHER SIDE OF MAIN STREET Peter Freyne’s article about Main Street Landing [“Inside Track,” August 18] was appallingly one-sided and clearly missing many important facts, which I am hopeful will be forthcoming in the near future. I have known Lisa Steele for 33 years and have admired her honorable and respectful intentions since the beginning of her work on the waterfront project. It is not in her inherent nature to be unfair to anyone.

She is supportive and kind beyond measure. I know several of the Main Street tenants who are extremely pleased with the integrity of their landlords.

I was so disappointed to read your one-sided attack. How about instead applauding Lisa and Melinda’s hard work in revitalizing the waterfront and boosting Burlington’s economy?

There are always two sides to every story, and when Peter Freyne learns the reason why the doors to Mona’s Restaurant were locked, I look forward to reading about it in this paper.

Nini Crane COLCHESTER

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HIGHER GROUND PRESENTS

with The Fiery Furnaces

September 30 • 8:00 pm Memorial Auditorium Doors 7 PM. 250 Main St. Burlington, Vermont. Tickets available at the Flynn Center Box Office, Sound Source (Middlebury), Peacock Music (Plattsburgh), charge by phone at 802-86FLYNN or online at www.flynntix.org.

WWW.HIGHERGROUNDMUSIC.COM

Wormtown Trading Co. and Strangefolk present

HIGHER GROUND PRESENTS

G. Love & Special Sauce

with special guest DONAVON FRANKENREITER

September 12 • 8 PM

Flynn Theatre

Tickets available at the Flynn Center Box Office, Sound Source (Middlebury), Peacock Music (Plattsburgh), charge by phone at 802-86FLYNN or online at www.flynntix.org.

Dates, artists and times subject to change. A service fee is added to every ticket.

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St r a n g efolk’s

9 TH ANNUAL GARD EN OF ED EN FE STIVA L AT CAMP KEE-WANEE, GREENFIELD, MA LABOR DAY WEEKEND SEPTEMBER 4TH & 5TH, 2004 MAX CREEK, THE ZEN TRICKSTERS ROB WASSERMAN REV TOR BAND, GORDON STONE BAND, RAINSINHILL, U-MELT, SETH YACOVONE BAND, PERPTUAL GROOVE, BATHTUB MARY, FUNGUS AMUNGUS, OAK STREET, HOT DAY AT THE ZOO, SPAGHETTI CAKE, THE RAFTER BATS, THE BREW, DR. JUICE, MATT TURK & ED N DA VE WITH T Little Folk Cabin - vendors-community fire-kids under 12 free The rules are: no glass bottles, no open fires, ABSOLUTELY NO DOGS All ages (under 18 with parents or guardian) Tickets are available at Flynn Theatre Box Office 802-86Flynn $50 adv thru Aug 29th - $60 week of show or more info call 508-753-8882 www.strangefolk.com www.wormtown.com

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C LU B DAT E S : : V E N U E S 4 1 1 : : S O U N D B I T E S : : P O P T E N : : R E V I E W T H I S

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

WED.25 :: burlington area IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT (DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m.

NC. MACHINES AT REST, DEVIL’S NIGHT OUT (classic rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS, THE MIDDLE EIGHT (jazz/blues/ funk/soul/Americana), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

TALENT SEARCH W/DA CHAMP (for rappers, singers, poets, comedians & dancers), Millennium Nightclub, sign-ups 10-11 p.m.; live video shoot by Ch. 15. $2/7. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central SWEET D & DJ ELLIS (hip-hop), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show, open jam), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. MARK GREENBERG & ANDY PITT (roots/Americana), Finkerman’s Riverside Barbeque, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern

THU

26 COMING TOGETHER :: Colin Clary and Dana Kaplan are still Smitten, but they also have a little something going on outside the band: They’ve been playing acoustic “bedroom pop” around Burlington under the moniker the meantime, catch ‘em at 1/2 Lounge this Thursday.

Let’s Whisper. Look for a recording from the cuties soon — in

OPEN MIKE W/THE FUNKOPHILES, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ANAIS MITCHELL (folk/singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. LAR DUGGAN, SKEETER CAMERA, ANTONY SANTOR (jazz), Chow!

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

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WED.25 << 41A

THU.26 :: burlington area

FRI

27

REBEL WITH A CAUSE :: Dancehall music moves the booty, but it’s often associated with unsavory, right-leaning politics. This isn’t the case with

Tony Rebel. The singer is a Rastafarian, and his peaceful, lighthearted songs reflect a positive social consciousness. Get irie with Rebel on Friday at Club Metronome.

WED MACHINES AT REST 25 W. DEVIL'S NIGHT OUT

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SUN 29

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:: champlain valley LIVE JAZZ, Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central GORDON STONE & FRIENDS (bluegrass/ jam), Starlight Lounge, 9 p.m. $7.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ SELECTAH MESSENJAH (reggae/ dancehall/hip-hop), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC.

FRI.27

:: burlington area EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S END ZONE (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $15, followed by BLAST W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL & SPECIAL GUESTS (dance/house), 10 p.m. $5.

DJ HECTOR (salsa/merengue), Parima, 10 p.m. p.m. $5.

SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/ rockabilly), Red Square, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hiphop), 12 a.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH, CASUAL FIASCO, GREG DOUGLAS BAND (rock/jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $2-3.

TONY REBEL (dancehall/reggae), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5.

THU THE BIG OTHER 26 W. THE GRIFT AND THE PERFECT SANDWICH TUE BLUESDAY 31 W. HARMONICA BOB MACKENZIE FRI 27 MR. FRENCH (10PM-2AM) GREGORY DOUGLASS BAND (7-9) WED LOS BLANCOS (10PM-2AM) C O M I N G : 9/ 3 SAT 1 DJ HECTOR'S LATIN DANCE PARTY (7-10) BLUES FOR BREAKFAST 28 JACOB FRED JAZZ ODYSSEY

ENDS THURSDAY CONTROL ROOM 6:30 & 8:30

STARTS FRIDAY: 6:30 & 8:30

SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by SOMEONE SPECIAL & FRIENDS (singersongwriter), 8:30 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S END ZONE (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. NC. BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. LET’S WHISPER (indie-rock), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. CONSTANTS IN BREAKING, AKRASIA, JUNIUS (post-rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $6.

THE GRIFT, THE BIG OTHER (funkrock/jam-rock), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ ROBBIE J. (old & new school classics), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DJ SELECTAH MESZENJAH (reggae/ dancehall), JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), American Flatbread, 6 p.m. NC. SWALE (alt-rock), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. CHAMP MARY-O-KEE (live karaoke w/Phil Abair Band), Breakwater Café, 5 p.m. NC. THE SECRET NEIGHBORHOOD (experimental rock/ambient electronic), Battery Park, 7 p.m. NC. VIBES TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX LADIES’ REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/ dance/DVD), Henry’s Pub, 8 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PELKEY Park Place Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

We carry Salvia Divinorum 75 Main Street Burlington, 2 blocks from Church St. toward waterfront Monday-Friday 11-8 / Saturday 11-8 / Sunday 12-7 / 864-6555 MUST BE 18 TO PURCHASE TOBACCO PRODUCTS, ID REQUIRED

UPCOMING

@NECTAR’S

9/9: SPOOKIE DALY PRIDE W. HYDROGEN JUKEBOX 9/10: ZEN TRICKSTERS 9/17: SAM KININGER BAND 9/18: PETER PRINCE AND MOON BOOT LOVER W. THE NICHE 9/19: RJD2 9/20: BEN LEE W. THE GREGORY DOUGLAS BAND 9/29: THE BIG WU W. MICHAEL GIBLICKI OF RUSTED ROOT 10/10: KRS-ONE

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CRYPT KICKER FIVE, PRETTY & NICE, OPERATION EXTERMINATION, LIPSTICK (hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA W/DJS ROBBIE J. & IRIE (hiphop/r&b/reggae), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. CAMUEL CROSS TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. DOWNBOI, MOODCIRCUS (funk/jazz), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. STIR CRAZY (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ULTERIOR MOTIVE (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley NAKED AMBITION (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10 p.m. NC. NAMED BY STRANGERS (jam-rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central SMALL AXE (reggae), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

FEATUREFOLK! THE FINALE W/PATTY LARKIN & SPECIAL GUESTS (folk), Eclipse Theater, 8 p.m. $20.

LYRICIST LOUNGE HIP-HOP OPEN MIKE Starlight Lounge, 11 p.m. $7.

DRUNK STUNTMEN (hillbilly rock), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Bayside Pavilion, 9:30 p.m. $5.

VIP LADIES NIGHT, Tabu & Nightclub, 5 p.m., NC, followed by LIVE MUSIC, 10 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

CRAIG HURWITZ (rock), Naked Turtle, 6 p.m. NC, followed by BRANDED (rock), 9:30 p.m. $1.

JON DOE & THE TOE TAGS (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. HILLBILLY FOLK MUSIC, Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. JASON CANN (singer-songwriter), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m. NC. MIGHTY JUNK BUS (jam-rock/funk), Rusty Nail, 10:30 p.m. $5.

INNER VISION (reggae), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

:: southern TANYA DONELLY (indie-rock), The Windham, Bellows Falls, 7 p.m. $20-22.

SAT.28

:: burlington area THE A-WHA? (indie-rock), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S END ZONE (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $15, followed

by TASTE W/DJS CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 10 p.m. $5.

ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. KEVIN MULLANEY BAND (reggae/jam), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GRUPO SABOR (salsa/dance), Red Square, 8.pm. NC, followed by DJ ADOG (hip-hop/lounge), 12 a.m. NC.

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Does your TEEN have problems with:

venues 411

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finkerman’s Riverside Pub, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852.

The Kept Writer, 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

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SAT 8/28, 8PM, $15

Kaki King

Friday, August 27

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Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A Noth, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Riverwalk Records, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Saturday, August 28

Jennifer Hartswick Band Jazz/Funk

THE WEEK AHEAD:

ON THE HORIZON:

WED 8/25, 9-12PM ANYTHING GOES VARIETY SHOW AND OPEN-MIC

THU 9/2, 8PM, $25 THE NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND’S

FREE GAMES & $2 DRAFTS (A RECURRING WEEKLY EVENT)

THU 8/26, 9PM GORDON STONE & FRIENDS (A monthly residency begins)

Shows start at 10:00p.m.

SAT 8/28, 11PM TALA LATE SHOW! (After Kaki King)

1190 Mountain Road Stowe, VT 05672 (802) 253 NAIL www.rustynailbar.com

“King is a dazzling guitarist.... an inventive, pensive, explosive player whose technique is miles beyond her 23 years.” — BILLBOARD

John McEuen WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS:

Adrienne Young & Little Sadie Grammy Award winner McEuen brings a special evening of music featuring NGDB favorites and introducing the new, exciting sounds of Young and her band. Fans of folk, bluegrass, counttry and roots will be mesmerized.

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:: champlain valley

PERFECT HOSTESS :: Vermont singer-songwriter

Abby Jenne has been making tracks around the state with and without her band. No stranger to performing solo, she’s now lending a hand to Vermont’s undiscovered talent, by hosting open mike every Wednesday at the Overtime Saloon in St. Albans, as well as her own show at the same

CONVENIENT LOCATIONS!

# 10 Dorset Street S. Burlington 864.7381 # Taft Corners Shopping Center Williston 879.2065 # 476 Main Street Winooski 655.9506

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THU 8/26

FRI 8/27

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS GRUPO SABOR

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DJ NASTEE INSIDE 12-2 SAT 8/28

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DJ A-DOG INSIDE 12-2 SUN 8/29

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CIRCADIA (acoustic-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $4.

KAKI KING (progressive/acoustic), Eclipse Theater, 8:30 p.m. $15.

TALA (jazz/world), Starlight Lounge, 11 p.m. $5.

KAREN SAVOCA (funk/folk), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. CARPENTER SMITH BAND (rock), Sami’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. JON DOE & THE TOE TAGS (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ SKIPPY, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

NAKED AMBITION (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

JENNIFER HARTSWICK BAND (jazz/ funk), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

MARC LEGRAND & HIS LOVESICK BAND (country/folk), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz), Emily’s, Stowehof Inn, 7 p.m. NC. GRUPO SABOR (Latin/salsa/merengue), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. RANE (blues/rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

DUANE CARLETON (singer-songwriter), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: southern TANYA DONELLY (indie-rock), The Windham, Bellows Falls, 7 p.m. $20-22.

SUNDAY NIGHT LIVE W/TRINITY (Celtic/folk), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m.

NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SYLLABIC (live drums/turntables), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIC NIGHT, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m.

NC. BONES BRIGADE, RED INVASION (hardcore), 242 Main, 4 p.m. $6.

TEEN NITE (hip-hop/r&b/reggae; DJs Robbie J., EFX & Big Rye), Millennium Nightclub, 8 p.m. $7/10. Ages 13-17.

HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH (rock opera), FlynnSpace, 8 p.m. $15.

RAQUEL’S BOYS (artsProject benefit; garage-pop/voter registration), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KENNY CHESNEY, UNCLE KRACKER (country/rock), Champlain Valley Fair, 7 p.m. $38-45.

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NC, followed by NO GUITAR OPEN MIC, 8 p.m. NC. TRASHBOX: THE SOUND OF NYC (DJ), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. LOGAN (blues-rock), Nectar’s, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC.

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BLUES FOR BREAKFAST (blues/jam), Nectar’s, 8 p.m. $2-3.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

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BUCH SPIELER MUSIC, MONTPELIER 1. k.d. lang — Hymns of the 49th Parallel 2. Roots — The Tipping Point 3. Black Eyed Peas — Elephunk 4. Norah Jones — Feels Like Home 5. Norah Jones — Come Away With Me 6. Various Artists — Rock Against Bush Volume 2 7. Grace Potter — Original Soul 8. Ozomatli — Street Signs 9. Phish — Undermind 10. Original Soundtrack — De-lovely

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PHISHING FOR DOLLARS Look out, eBay. Everyone’s favorite Phishketeers, The Burlington Free Press, have come up with a novel way to keep the Coventry-related revenue coming in. Last Tuesday, the Freeps unveiled a three-issue “collector’s” set for phans who didn’t get enough Phish coverage the first time around.

Even though the ink has barely dried on the editions in question, the publishers have decided on a $25 price tag for the collection, which includes two eight-page “special sections” and a “Pharewell” bumper sticker with The Burlington Free Press printed on it. A customer-service representative confirmed the Phish issues are selling well. Rumor has it they’re selling like hotcakes.

Wanna bet on an anniversary run next year?

BELLY OF THE BEAST

Well, beast is a little harsh. Fans of Tanya Donelly, a creative force behind Boston-based alt-rock legends Belly and Throwing Muses, will likely be soothed to hear the songstress is recording her next album in Vermont. Donelly’s unique recording session is scheduled for Friday and Saturday at The Windham in Bellows Falls. Now for the exciting part: You can be part of the live studio audience. Billed as an “intimate perform-

EXILE ON MAIN ST., BARRE 1. Banjo Dan — Like a River 2. Rolling Stones — Singles 1963-1965 3. Various Artists — NOW Volume 16 4. Presidents of the USA — Love Everybody 5. Velvet Revolver — Contraband 6. Alter Bridge— One Day Remains 7. Lil Flip — You Gotta Feel Me 8. Nickelback— The Long Road 9. G Unit — Beg for Mercy 10. Norah Jones — Feels Like Home

VERMONT BOOK SHOP, MIDDLEBURY 1. Sarah McLachlan — Afterglow 2. Jimmy Buffett — License to Chill 3. Various Artists— Putumayo Presents: Greece: A Musical Odyssey 4. Various Artists— Putumayo Presents: Arabic Groove 5. k.d. lang — Hymns of the 49th Parallel 6. Los Lonely Boys — Los Lonely Boys 7. Jerry Garcia & David Grisman — Been All Around This World 8. Youssou N’Dour — Nothing Is in Vain 9. Anais Mitchell — Hymns for the Exiled 10. Avenue Q — OBC

ance,” the two sessions will serve as the basis for a 2005 release. The venue, nestled in the lobby of the former Hotel Windham, has been transformed into a full-service multi-track recording room. Audiences will be treated to never-before-heard songs as they are captured on tape — or hard drive, as the case may be. Tickets can be purchased at www.thewindham.com, or in person at Village Square Books & Café in Bellows Falls.

and WVAA — will be collecting for the kids on Thursday from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. “I’m doing exactly what public radio does — only not for myself,” says Squier, who hopes to raise at least $15,000 in one day. As for the Carnegie concert, it promises to be a unique event: The young musicians will be performing a composition by one Trey Anastasio — you’ve heard of him, right?

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ELF ON THE SHELF

Congrats to James Kochalka on his recently published American Elf comic anthology. The weighty tome compiles James’ diary sketches going all the way back to ’98.

Everyone’s favorite Renaissance man-child recently celebrated the occasion with a mini acoustic show at Crow Bookshop. The event was like rock ’n’ roll daycare, with James delivering the goods to more than a few small fans, his own son included. Signing books, rocking out and being a dad must be exhausting — when’s naptime?

CARNEGIE OR BUST

PEACOCK MUSIC, PLATTSBURGH 1. Gibson Brothers — Bona Fide 2. Gibson Brothers — Long Way Back Home 3. Various Artists — Heart So Cold; The North Country ‘60s Scene 4. Saliva — Survival of the Sickest 5. Ashley Simpson — Autobiography 6. Finger Eleven — Finger Eleven 7. Jimmy Buffett — License to Chill 8. Bruce Hornsby — Halcyon Days 9. D12 — D12 World 10. Snow Patrol — Final Straw

The Vermont Youth Orchestra is heading to Carnegie Hall on September 14, but they need your help to get there. Ken Squier, president of the Radio Vermont Group and vice-chair of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, is throwing an on-air fundraiser for the classical cause. All of his stations — WDEV, WCVT, WLBV

Napster needs no introduction, particularly if you’re a music-biz suit. After a forced shutdown at the turn of the millennium, the once popular (and illegal) file-sharing service has re-emerged with new corporate backers and a — gasp — subscription fee. Needless to say, the returns have been less than stellar. Now, in a fairly obvious attempt to generate revenue and interest (as well as prevent piracy on other peer-to-peer networks), the company is partnering with Middlebury College. The recently inked agreement will allow some 800,000 songs to be accessed by the student body, free of charge. There are a couple of hitches, however. While students will be allowed to share tunes with friends and peers, there will be a fee charged to transfer titles to CD or other media devices. It seems like an interesting experiment, and you Middlebury students out there are welcome to let us know how it turns out.

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CONJUNTO GUAGUA (Afro-Cuban/ Brazilian), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by THE DREADNECKS (bluegrass/reggae), 9 p.m. NC. CHARMING HOSTESS (eclectic), Peace and Justice Center, 8 p.m. $5-15 donation.

JULIET MCVICKER, TOM CLEARY, JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. DJ Z-J (downtempo), 1/2 Lounge 10 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY W/MICHAEL PICKETT, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ MISS DELIGHTFUL (dance), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JULIET MCVICKER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. DJ HECTOR (salsa/merengue), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by LOS BLANCOS (roots/soul/zydeco), 10 p.m. NC. FIVE SECONDS EXPIRED, STEALING FROM THIEVES, LOBOT (CD release party; rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

TALENT SEARCH W/DA CHAMP (for rappers, singers, poets, comedians & dancers), Millennium Nightclub, signups 10-11 p.m.; live video shoot by Ch. 15. $2/7. 18+ before 11 p.m.

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:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/THE FUNKOPHILES, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

Nobody needs to remind live-music fans what a godforsaken wet mess the month of August has been, and it’s definitely not necessary to go into any further detail regarding the Coventry mud-fest. Rain certainly sucks for audiences, but the phrase “taking a bath” develops a whole new meaning if you’re a promoter. “It’s been one of the wettest summers on record, so it’s real tough as far as the numbers,” says promoter Alex Crothers. Nearly every show in his Shelburne Concerts on the Green series got rained on. All that water is enough to drive audiences to “higher ground,” literally and figuratively. Crothers and co. currently have their hands full with the next incarnation of the club, although an opening date is, as of yet, unconfirmed. They’re hoping for a Halloween show at the new Williston Road location. Hmmm, I wonder if Ween will be involved? In the interim, Crothers has been booking big-name acts into alternate venues: Strangefolk and the Samples at the Champlain Valley Fair, G. Love at the Flynn and Wilco at Memorial Auditorium. Necessity is the mother of invention, even in clubland. Stay tuned for details on the shape of live music to come, including reports on the construction of South Burlington’s new hotspot.

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reviewthis LOBOT, ESPIONAGE MUSIC TO FUCK TO (Self-released, CD)

In The Empire Strikes Back, Lobot was the guy in Cloud City who never spoke a word yet still managed to provide a timely escape for Leia, Chewie and fragmented C3-PO. Here in Vermont, Lobot is a hard-rocking, sex-fueled gang of musicians dedicated to “disproving Ulf Erlingsson’s theory that Atlantis is actually Ireland.”

From the feedback squeal that opens their debut recording Espionage Music to Fuck To, to the monster riffage that follows, Lobot wastes no time proving they don’t mind getting waist-deep in the rock. Awash in a layer of Crazy Horse-style guitar, “The Antagonist” is pure, stoner grunge. Recalling bands like The Melvins and Clutch, singer Dave Wendell may well have used a Ouija board to invoke the spirit of fallen Alice in Chains frontman Layne Staley — and that’s just the background vocals.

The song’s chorus erupts into a distorted lyrical onslaught so tough it would make any mother question this band’s effect on today’s youth.

Spatially, the eight tracks have a good flow; the group interweaves crunching rockers with more relaxed, reverb-laden songs. On tracks like “Medallion,” we find a kinder, gentler Lobot executing sustained strums and minimal wah-solos. On the song’s chorus, Putvain declares, “The world is over, the worst is over — take it back.” The song “Save Yourself” owes much to Metallica’s metal opus “One,” with its juxtaposition of speedy power chords and haunting rasps. Elsewhere, melodic chord work comfortably furnishes tunes like “A Knife in the Dark” and “Pumpkinseed.”

While this isn’t the disc I’d slip to a spy at a cloak-and-dagger engagement, Espionage Music to Fuck To does showcase musicians wielding their axes with courageous abandon. It’ll surely keep toes tapping Wednesday, September 1, at Club Metronome, when the band opens for Five Seconds Expired.

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VARIOUS ARTISTS, L-BURNERS PROUDLY PRESENTS BURLINGTON’S ‘UN’-SCENE (Self-released, CD)

Hip-hop in Burlington has largely gotten a bum rap. Considered backwoods and provincial by its metro peers, the Queen City has been hard-pressed to convince anyone of its urban cred. With a largely rural backdrop, it seems like the least likely place to find DJs, MCs and producers of worth. Perhaps you just gotta know where to look.

Over the course of 26 tracks, local vinyl retailer L-Burners’ the ‘Un’-Scene compilation proves once and for all there is a lot of dynamic hip-hop talent in our community. Many of the artists featured on the disc are being heard for the first time outside of their apartments.

There are familiar faces on this release, however: Fattie B., Burlington’s hip-hop godfather, puts in a solid appearance with his exotic, indigo-hued “Spanish Fly.” Jazz-rappers Voice drop “Scarred Backs,” a smoky track that conjures ominous imagery over an unyielding bounce. DJ A-Dog’s frisky instrumental “Candy Yams” shows why the popular turntablist is so in demand at local watering holes.

Interestingly, though, the real gems on this collection come from the unknowns.

With ace production and confident rhymes, newcomers The Loyalists don’t sound local at all. P-Alimony’s “Fuck My Fears” is a tragic look at the daily real-life hardships faced by a struggling young artist. If hip-hop is all about “getting it off your chest,” this lyricist should be breathing easier. The rapper is in good company — nearly every MC that appears on the Un-Scene delivers beyond expectations.

From a production angle, the disc is also commendable. Volume drops and massive shifts in quality are usually a problem on local compilations. ‘Un-Scene’ somehow avoids these pitfalls, and displays remarkable continuity from track to track.

The compilation does have a few warts. Some of the featured talent need a few more years to mature. But the very existence of this disc is a testament to the vitality of a scene that most of us didn’t even realize existed. Props to Straight Talk Vermont and the Living Room, the two youth-centric organizations that sponsored the release of the ‘Un’-Scene. By throwing light on the hidden corners of Burlington’s music community, they have exposed some creative folks with skills to burn.

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CALL TO ARTISTS • Shelburne’s Gallery on the Green seeks visual arts and high-quality crafts for ongoing exhibits. Deadline September 10. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburnecraftschool.org.

• The Center for Photographic Studies in Barre is seeking an artist with experience in graphic/digital design to create its logo.

Info, call Amy at 777-8009.

• Catamount Arts is seeking visual artists to exhibit their works in 2005. Submit up to six color images, slides, jpegs, etc. More info, 748-2600 or catamountarts@charter.net.

Carnegie Creations

T EXHIBIT “Centennial Art Show,” a retrospective of work by Vermont artists who have been part of the library’s past.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington.

Through August 30.

ARTWORK “Fletcher Free Library” by Bob Vogel PHOTO Marc Awodey

his month’s visual art exhibition at the Fletcher Free Library, entitled the “Centennial Art Show,” pays homage to the library’s history with a 22-piece show of contemporary local art. The library is celebrating the 100th anniversary of its oldest wing — the Carnegie Building.

Though somewhat modest, this show is worth visiting — if books alone aren’t reason enough to go to the library.

Jane Horner’s slim, 7-foot-long watercolor “Facing the West” is a graceful woodland scene on rice paper. Subtle angles in the composition are delineated by tree trunks and vegetation receding into space.

Even with very few hues, Horner creates a vibrant scene.

Other watercolors in the show include Bonnie Acker’s “Library Garden” and a painting by Sue Miller. Fiery-hued poppies and wild flowers explode over three varieties of greens in Acker’s piece. The white paper is left pure in the upper right corner of the image. Miller’s contribution is a large and energetic painting that looks deeply into a forest. It focuses on four trees in lavender woods. Miller, now in her eighties, continues to camp and paint alone in the woods for part of each summer; “Forest Dusk at Coolidge Park” may be the result of one such sojourn.

Catherine Hall’s “Magician’s Helpers” is an encaustic with figurative elements. An eye, rabbits, birds and other animals reside in a turbulent field of mod, swirling primary hues, complemented with a splash of lavender in the upper left. Although not directly inspired by Jefferson Airplane’s “White Rabbit,” the big bunny in the foreground of Hall’s work may bring that 1967 classic tune to mind.

Ellen Mazur Thompson’s “Portrait of a Lady,” which incorporates a plastic mask, is a ghostly, mixed-media acrylic of a woman in medieval garb.

“Autumn Aerial” by Donna Stafford is a mixed watercolor that integrates ribbons of paper into a colorful field painting of dripped, flung and stained paints on rice paper.

OPENINGS MAITLAND DEGORGORZA: “Artist’s Life and History, 1898-1941,” paintings, drawings and prints by the late artist.

South Gallery, T.W. Wood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743.

Reception August 26, 5-7 p.m., with music by violinist Mari Kimura and flutist Nan Frost. Through October 17.

ADVENTURE SPARKS: A WEARABLE ART SHOW: A group exhibit; and LELAND ALPER: Drawings and sculpture; and ROLAND BUSSIERE: Paintings. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Reception August 26, 5:30-7 p.m. Through September 25.

ADRIAN TANZ & HEATHER DAVIS: Paintings in oil and acrylic. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Closing reception August 27, 6-9 p.m.

REFLECTIONS ON BASIN HARBOR: The 19th annual juried art exhibit showcases the works of 19 Vermont artists-in-residence over the summer. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 475-2311. Reception August 27, 4-7 p.m. Exhibit August 28 – September 6, noon – 4 p.m.

SUSAN DOHENY: “The Tunbridge Retrospective,” photographs. Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404. Reception August 29, 1-3 p.m. Through October 4.

The show has other abstractions as well. “The Ladder of Abstraction Leads Nowhere” by Rick Hayes is rich with Xerox-transfer images over an expressive, almost amber background.

Michael Jewell’s “Standing Wave” has a series of large yellow circles in a green and indigo universe. The circles are as uniform as stains from the bottom of a coffee cup, except maybe 30 inches in diameter.

Bob Vogel contributed a watercolor of the library’s façade to the show. It has the realism of a painted postcard,

Master printmaker Roy Newton’s woodblock print “Tree of Knowledge” was originally a promotional piece for his 1993 exhibition at the library, but it’s a nice work on its own. The vertical print depicts the reflection of a large, fat-trunked tree in a pale blue pond. Ripples spread out over it, like the dissemination of knowledge in a community.

The Carnegie Building exists thanks to 19th-century philanthropist Andrew Carnegie. Though the steel magnate funded the construction of at

Though somewhat modest, this show is worth visiting — if books alone aren’t reason enough to go to the library. an illustration of a beloved place.

Several other library-inspired pieces in the show convey similar sentiments.

Janet Biel’s “Carnegie Building, Fletcher Free Library” is a detailed etching from 2004, and “Library Pediment” by Jay Costello is a photo of the word “LIBRARY” written in stone.

least 2811 free libraries, Carnegie was quick to point out that “Pratt was my pioneer.” By that he meant banker Enoch Pratt, who established the Enoch Pratt Free Library in Baltimore in 1882. It’s nice that Carnegie gave credit as well as grants. m

TALKS/ EVENTS ROBERT FRY: A slide-lecture by the sculptor and artist-in-residence. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097.

Every Wednesday in August, 7 p.m.

THOMAS FUSS: The artist gives a talk on his current photography exhibit, “Panoramic Africa,” at the Julian Scott Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Talk followed by reception August 26, 3-4:30 p.m.

OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence Leslie Fry shows her work in progress for an upcoming sculpture exhibit. Fourth Floor Studio, Firehouse Center, Burlington, 865-7165. Every Saturday through September 25, noon – 8 p.m.

MONTGOMERY HISTORICAL SOCIETY ART SHOW: This annual event features paintings and photographs by 11 local artists.

Pratt Hall, Rt. 118, Montgomery Village, 527-0440. August 28 & 29, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.

CULTURAL HERITAGE SERIES: Enjoy oil paintings by Marti Nash and wood carvings by Dominique Laporte and live music

TALKS/EVENTS >> 50A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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TALKS/EVENTS << 49A by cellist Bill Hill, along with a classic English Tea at this historic site. Performers subject to change. Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 928-3364. August 29, 1-5 p.m.

OPEN STUDIOS: Artists in the Mad River Valley throw open their workspaces during the month of August, as part of the Vermont Festival of the Arts. Dates and more info, 1-800-517-4247 or www.ver montartfest.com.

HOLDING PATTERNS Terry Pagel’s elegant art-glass vessels fit right in at the Mist Grill

For art workshops and instruction, see “classes” in Section B.

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As if three-dimensional

ONGOING

monoprints, each is a

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unique form created in

ALEX GREY: “X-Ray Visions,” prints and drawings by the world-renowned artist.

Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766.

Through September 26.

LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: “Old Friends, New Friends,” multiple art prints. Scrumptious Café, Burlington, 864-9220. Through August.

KEN PROVAN: Photographs of animals, from butterflies to moose. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 863-5307.

Through August.

DAVID SMITH: “Landscape Dialogue,” recent paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through September 15.

CENTENNIAL ART SHOW: A retrospective of work by Vermont artists who have been part of the library’s past will help celebrate the centennial of the Carnegie Building. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200. Through August 30.

JEFF SCHNEIDERMAN: Photographs of nature, landscape, Gothic architecture and petroglyphs. Speeder & Earl’s, Pine St., Burlington, 878-0769. Through September 6.

SUSAN ORMOND: New Paintings; and BARBARA HEINRICH: Jewelry with gold and gems. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 6602032. Through August.

CHERYL DAY DICK, NANCY JACOBUS, JANE MORGAN & ANNA VREMAN: “Live From Vermont,” colorful paintings. Union Station Gallery, Burlington, 893-6877.

Through August 30.

GROUP SHOW: Acrylic paintings by Ethan Azarian and Michael Smith, photography

by Cynthia Silvey and watercolor and ink

an edition of one.

Pagel entitles these works “Ceremonial Vessels” — but resist the temptation to take one and toast.

works by Michael Tonn. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273.

Through October.

BETH PEARSON: New oil paintings. DollAnstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661.

Through August.

THE BUCKET BRIGADE: Mariana Castillo, Mark Dion, J. Morgan Puett, Dyad and Joanie 4 Jackie illustrate the collaborative process in art making, through September 1; and, ANN LABERGE: Photography and mixed-media works, Lorraine B. Good Room, through August.

Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165.

ANABELL GUERRERO: “The Fragmented Look: Aborigine Women of the Guahira,” black-and-white images by the Venezuelan photographer that depict women in communities between Venezuela and Colombia; in conjunction with the Burlington Latino Festival. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through August.

MICHAEL STRAUSS: “Faces Around Town,” paintings and reproductions. Barnes & Noble Bookstore, South Burlington, 8648001. Through August 30.

NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION: A group show featuring hundreds of works by members. Old Red Mill Gallery, Jericho, 899-3225. Through September 25.

DAVID CORCORAN: “Stealth Portraits,” paintings. Global Markets Café, Burlington, 310-7882. Through August.

BRENDA PHILLIPS, WILLIAM WHALEN & TERRY WALKER: New paintings and photographs by three regional artists. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. Through August 29.

GALEN MCDONALD: “Images of This World,” politically charged paintings by the UVM senior. Mezzanine Balcony, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8657211. Through September.

RETREATING IN THE BACK YARD: An exhibit of new paintings by Eloise Beil, Carol Hinrichsen, Carol Norton and Delia Robinson. Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-3648. Through September 4.

NATURAL GRACE: “IMAGES FOR A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE”: Paintings, prints and collaborations exploring the relationships between humans and nature by Janet Fredericks, Dona Seegers, Davis TeSelle and Cameron Davis. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through September 7.

JULIA DOTOLI: Recent mixed-media works.

Stella, Burlington, 203-249-4737.

Through August.

JAY COSTELLO: “A Little Abstract,” black-andwhite photographs. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 879-4222. Through August.

MICHAEL KUK: “Full Circle,” recent mixedmedia works. The Men’s Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through August.

‘WISH YOU WERE HERE’: A selection of Vermont postcards depicting Vermont history and New England life from Special Collections in UVM’s Bailey/Howe Library; and LEIGH BURTON & WENDY HIRSCHBERG: “Aftermath,” paintings and works on paper, and wall-hung sculptures, respectively. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Both through September 12.

KIT DONNELLY: “Open Spaces,” acrylics on canvas and watercolors. Airport Gallery, Burlington International Airport, 865-7165. Through August.

SCULPTURE PARK: Sculpture works on display at S.T. Griswold Co., Williston, Art’s Alive, 864-1557. Through August.

“ME, MYSELF & I”: A group exhibit featuring individual self-portraits by more than 20 artists; and HANS KRAGH-JACOBSEN: “Ironikons,” assemblages by the Danish artist and filmmaker. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through August 26.

MHEI GROUP SHOW: Mixed-media works by mentally disabled artists and their families, friends and health-care providers.

Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 658-6508. Through summer.

‘ART OF THE NEEDLE’: An exhibition featuring 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and ‘LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES’: A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrançois Daubigny; also, ‘PEDAL TO THE METAL’: An exhibit documenting the history of children’s pedal cars; and ‘AMERICAN VISIONS OF PARADISE’: Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October.

WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show featuring fabric works, holographic gratings and steel sculptures. ECHO, Burlington Waterfront, 864-1848. Through fall.

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FLORENCE SHATTUCK & DALE HELMS: Watercolors and fine contemporary furniture, respectively. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through August.

LESLIE FOLKSMAN: Trompe l’oeil oil paintings. Last Green Place Fine Art Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3131. Through September 5.

CUZCO SCHOOL PAINTINGS: A collection of paintings from the ancient capital of the Incan Empire. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 388-4095. Exhibit through August.

BAY DANFORTH: Landscape and portrait paintings. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 4533311. Through August 28.

DOUG BIKLEN: “Addison County and Beyond,” photography. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Through August.

QUINTESSENTIAL VERMONT: Photographs

by Richard Brown and Wayne Fujii; painting by Robert Huntoon; ceramics by Miranda Thomas; furniture and woodwork

by Bob Gasparetti; and woodcuts by Mary Simpson. Frog Hollow Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through August 29.

ARTISTS’ ALLEY: Murals and mosaic-covered benches by community artists of all ages. Off Main St., Bristol, 453-4032.

Through October.

LOIS JACKSON: “Wildflowers of Mt. Independence,” watercolor paintings. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 948-2000. Through October 11.

“ALWAYS IN SEASON’: Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present.

Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through November 13.

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::central GROUP SHOW: Works in multiple media by Jim Boughton, Jane Glesne, Russ Housman, Mimi Love, Rosamond Orford, Carley Stevens-McLaughlin, Susan Wacker, Richard Weis and the Guild of Vermont Furniture Makers. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 7750356. Through September 26.

VERMONT BICENTENNIAL DOLLS: The collection of the late Mirren Barrie’s handcrafted dolls depicts children from two centuries ago. Waterbury Public Library, 244-7036. Through September 15.

NANCY CLEVELAND & SANDRA ERSHOW: New paintings. City Center, Montpelier,

244-6648. Through September 3.

YINGLEI ZHANG, LINDA CANNON-HUFFMAN & RONDA STOLL: Chinese brush paintings by Vermont artists. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 888-2998. Through September 6.

SARAH MUNRO: “Soul Vessel Series,” paintings of spirit beings; also, WALDORF CHILDREN’S ART. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 522-7588. Through August.

CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: Six photographers present works in color and black-and-white. City Hall, Montpelier, 229-9416. Through September.

LUCILE LEISTER: “A Quilter’s Life,” featuring more than 30 pieces by the Bethel quilter. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7283232. Through September 14.

THE MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD OF STEVE HOGAN: Rock posters, illustrations and comics, including artwork developed for Phish. Riverwalk Records & Poster Gallery, Montpelier, 223-3334. Through September 6.

ROBERT FRY: Large-scale sculptural works by the artist-in-residence. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery, West Rutland, 438-2097. Through August 29.

JAN BROUGH: “Recent Paintings,” featuring landscapes from Italy, France and Vermont, and genre and still-life oils.

Artisans’ Gallery, Waitsfield, 496-6256.

Through August.

TERRY PAGEL: “Ceremonial Vessels,” oneof-a-kind, large-scale glass works. Mist Grill, Waterbury, 244-7924. Through September 4.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CULTURAL CENTER PHOTO SHOW: More than 150 images by 41 professional and amateur photographers are featured in this 15th annual show. Joslin Round Barn, Waitsfield, 4966026. Through August 29.

KURT BUDLIGER & GREGORY J. TIGHE: Nature photographs and 3D assemblages, respectively. Northern Power Systems,

Florals/Landscapes by J. Hill Ainsworth

Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext.

287. Through September 12.

CHILDREN’S SUMMER ART: Artworks by local kids. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 2235454. Through August.

GRETCHEN ZIMMER: “Homage to Andy Warhol,” acrylic paintings. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4841. Through September 1.

VERMONT ARTISTS: A group show in multiple media. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through August.

GROUP SHOW: Paintings and photographs by 10 Vermont artists. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through September 13.

::northern CLAIRE VAN VLIET: Pulp paintings by the printmaker, painter and Janus Press founder. Back Room Gallery, Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild, St. Johnsbury, 467-3701. September 1 – October 9.

THE BIRDS OF JUDITH VIVELL: Oil paintings by the renowned avian artist. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through September 25.

GAYLEEN AIKEN: Twenty-one works by the nationally recognized Vermont artist.

GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through September 16.

HISTORICAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF MORRISVILLE: Photos from the private collections of five locals depict a century and a half. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 8881261. Through September.

VERMONT ARTISTS: Original works featured in a changing exhibition. Jacob Walker Art Gallery, Morristown Corner Store Building, no phone. Through October 11.

THOMAS FUSS: “Panoramic Africa,” color photographs. Julian Scott Gallery, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through September 4.

VERMONT LANDSCAPE SHOW: Works by three of the gallery’s top landscape

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EXPOSED!: An annual outdoor sculpture exhibition throughout the town of Stowe, featuring 19 sculptures by local and national artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 16.

LAND & LIGHT: INVITATIONAL LANDSCAPE EXHIBITION: A juried show of renowned Vermont and New England painters; through October 18; and 20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings by Mary and Alden Bryan, through December 22. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100.

LYNN RUPE: “Expect Delays,” new paintings. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Through August 29.

GROUP SHOW: An exhibit featuring a variety of two- and three-dimensional works by more than 50 artists. Tamarack Gallery, E. Craftsbury, 586-8078. Through Labor Day. “VERMONT SELECTIONS”: A juried exhibition of new work by 32 Vermont artists, Main Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through August.

BREAD AND PUPPET EXHIBIT: Hundreds of puppets and masks. Bread and Puppet Museum, Glover, 525-3031. Through November 1.

J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists.

The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 524-4447. Through September.

JOSHUA DERNER: Pastel and ink drawings; also, original oils, watercolors, sculpture and giclée prints by Vermont artists. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through September.

::southern STEPHEN M. SCHAUB: “Through a Glass Darkly,” photographs using the artist’s hybrid process, “digital holgaroids.”

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::regional ADIRONDACK ART CHAIRS EXHIBIT: A traveling exhibit featuring 38 Adirondack chairs crafted by regional artists. Various locations, 518-523-2512. Through August 28.

“LOOKING BACK, MOVING FORWARD”: Thirty-four images by 19th- and 20thcentury female photographers, through September 19; and LUIS GISPERT: “Loud Images,” photographs, sound sculptures and multi-media installations, through September 19; and “DREAMING OF COUNTRY”: Eleven contemporary Aboriginal paintings, through December 5. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426.

JEAN COCTEAU: “L’Enfant Terrible,” works crossing different artistic disciplines by the 20th-century artist, through August 29; and HIGH POINTS: SELECTIONS FROM THE COLLECTION OF CONTEMPORARY CANADIAN ART: New works by national artists, through October 3; and NELSON HENRICKS: “Satellite,” new works by the Alberta-born artist, through October 17. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000. 쩾

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BY RICK KISONAK

PREVIEWS ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID: It’s official: Hollywood will make a sequel of anything at this point.

For example, this follow-up to the 1997 flop about a giant jungle snake. This time around, a party in search of a miracle aging cure encounters, you guessed it, multiple giant jungle snakes. With Johnny Messner and Morris Chestnut. (89 min, R) HERO: From director Zhang (Raise the Red Lantern) Yimou comes this critically applauded meditation on the nature of heroism set against the historical backdrop of the assassination attempt on China’s first emperor. Jet Li and Maggie Cheung star. (96 min., PG-13) SUPER BABIES: BABY GENIUSES 2: Further proof Hollywood will make a sequel to anything: This follow-up to the 1999 flop about babies who develop a secret language. This time around, the talking toddlers, you guessed it, save the world from an evil genius. Starring Scott Baio and Jon (Anaconda!) Voight. (100 min, PG) SUSPECT ZERO: Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley star in this crime thriller about an FBI agent on the trail of a serial killer with a shocking secret. Carrie-Anne Moss co-stars. E. Elias Merhige directs. (100 min, R)

SHORTS

Open Water ★★★★

C FIN-DIE What Kentis’ shoestring thriller may lack in budget and production values it more than makes up for in white-knuckle suspense.

hris Kentis’ taut new shoestring thriller has been compared to Jaws by almost every critic who’s reviewed it. The funny thing is, his movie bears virtually no resemblance to Spielberg’s 1975 beach emptier. Open Water has far more in common with something along the lines of, say, The Blair Witch Project. It’s a triumph of chills on the cheap that delivers its gut punch of terror by slowly but surely immersing everyday characters into the unthinkable.

Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis play Susan and Daniel, a couple of yuppies who decide to leave their dayto-day pressures behind and rekindle things on a Caribbean getaway. The two aren’t the movie’s principal characters; for all practical purposes they are its only characters. From the first frame to the last, Kentis has written and directed the film so as to create the feeling these are the only two people in the world and the audience is experiencing events through their senses.

Where Jaws was an adventure built out of mythic, colorful and larger-than-life parts, Open Water is a character study that’s minimalist in tone and detail. Very little happens to a pair about which we know virtually nothing.

Susan and Daniel, it is implied, are both Type A personalities never far from their cell phones, but we’re never told what they do for a living. Their island getaway also goes unspecified. Palm trees. Blue sky. White sand. You’ve seen the beer commercial.

The locale of his story couldn’t matter less to Kentis.

That’s because it’s not so much a place as a place that’s been left behind. Paradise lost. The couple signs on for an afternoon of scuba diving, the operation’s personnel are sloppy when it comes time to do a head count and, when the two come up for air, their boat is nowhere in sight.

How would two normal young Americans react to sud-

denly finding themselves in a situation at once so absurd and so deadly serious? Very much the way Ryan and Travis’ characters do, I suspect. Once the initial shock has been processed, the pair adopts an attitude mixing a sense of both exasperation and irony. One minute they’re grumbling about incompetence like two people subjected to bad restaurant service. The next, they’re bobbing alone in the middle of the Atlantic and playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, or some such pastime.

As the current takes them ever further from the site of the dive and the hours pass — along with several ships whose passengers and crew fail to spot them — the pair goes through a series of psychological stages not unlike those the terminally ill experience. In the course of the morning, afternoon, evening and, eventually, night they make an emotional journey from denial to fear to rage.

And then back to fear again.

Because, of course, the place is lousy with sharks. Early on, one or two brush by. Later, they’re joined by ravenous companions. It’s impossible, thinks Travis’ character. He just watched “Shark Week” on cable. He can’t really be lost at sea and surrounded by these creatures. This doesn’t happen to real people.

And that’s what makes this movie so unsettling. These two characters do seem real and it does happen. (In real life it has happened more than once.) Their gradual realization of the depth of the trouble they’re in and the unexpected turn events take are, at times, difficult to watch, the way watching someone’s apartment building burn down around them would be difficult to watch.

Open Water is a dozen times more unnerving than anything in The Village and its final act far more of a surprise.

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ALIEN VS. PREDATOR★★★ Monsters from two movies meet on Earth and go to the mat in the latest from writer-director Paul W. S. Anderson. The cast includes Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremmer and Tommy Flanagan. (87 min, PG-13) ANCHORMAN★★★1/2 Will Ferrell co-wrote and stars in this comedy about a ’70s TV newsman and his rivalry with a female journalist who challenges him for the top spot at their San Diego station. With Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd.

Directed by first-timer Adam McKay. (94 min, PG-13) BENJI: OFF THE LEASH★★1/2 He’s back and he looks younger than ever. Which is pretty amazing when you consider how long he’s been away in dog years. The loveable fur-ball returns to the screen for the touching story of a canine’s determination to rescue his mom from the perils of the local puppy mill. Joe Camp directs. (97 min, PG) THE BOURNE SUPREMACY★★★1/2 Matt Damon stars in the follow-up to the 2002 smash about a trained assassin whose lethal skills come in handy as one-time coworkers continually try to kill him. Based on the popular series of espionage thrillers by Robert Ludlum. With Franka Potente and Brian Cox. Directed

by Paul Greengrass. (109 min, PG-13) COLLATERAL★★★1/2 If there’s one thing Michael Mann knows, it’s bad guys. He’s the director who introduced us to Hannibal Lecter (played by Brian Cox in Manhunter). Tom Cruise probably won’t be dining on his victims in the director’s latest, but he’ll be racking them up as a contract killer on the town for a night of paid mayhem. With Jamie Foxx and Jada Pinkett Smith. (120 min, R)

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RATINGS ★ = refund, please ★★ = could’ve been worse, but not a lot ★★★ = has its moments; so-so ★★★★ = smarter than the average bear ★★★★★ = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Reel Ville Venice, directed by Luchino Visconti, is faithful to Thomas Mann’s novella about an aging composer transfixed by the physical perfection of a boy he spots at a seaside resort; 11 p.m. — Hair, Milos Forman’s antiwar musical focuses on American hippies who would rather sing than fight in Vietnam.

The studio has optioned the book in a deal with the writer’s estate, which is run by Fitzgerald’s Burlington-based granddaughter, Eleanor “Bobbie” Lanahan.

Adjani, who is a guest of honor at Montréal. (French only) August 30, 8:30 p.m. — Bagdad Café has nothing to do with Iraq and even misspells the name of its capital city. The film is a haunting study of lonely people either living or stranded in the Mojave Desert.

September 1, 10:40 p.m. — Paths of Glory, Stanley Kubrick’s classic about the madness of armed conflict, takes place during World War I. September 4, 8:30 p.m. — Death in

ning a remake of this story about an American psychiatrist whose marriage to a patient falls apart because of her vacuous, wealthy, ex-pat social circle in Europe during the 1920s. The studio has optioned the book in a deal with the writer’s estate, which is run by Fitzgerald’s granddaughter Eleanor “Bobbie” Lanahan. She is an author, painter and animator living in Burlington.

“I hope they’ll shoot mostly in France,” Lanahan says. “That’s where

the story takes place. And there should be beautiful period costumes. I don’t think there’s even a director or any actors signed yet, so this is all conjecture on my part.”

A certain Oscar-winning Australian actress — Nicole is the name of the female protagonist — comes to mind as a possibility.

Fitzgerald’s work never goes out of fashion. HBO did The Great Gatsby in 2001 and The Beautiful and Damned is now on the London stage. “I think it’s bombing, though,” Lanahan notes.

Contemporary indie efforts are often forced exercises in navel-gazing.

Garden State, now at the Roxy in Burlington, has its share of contrivance and self-indulgence. But writer-directorstar Zach Braff, a regular on the NBC sit-com “Scrubs,” offers a feature debut about family dysfunction with enough fresh humor to keep the angst from becoming totally agonizing.

He portrays Andrew, a 26-year-old struggling actor on the West Coast whose mother’s funeral precipitates his first visit home to suburban New Jersey in nine years. She was an unhappy woman and a paraplegic — not exactly

a barrel of laughs. In this black comedy, Braff walks a fine line between emotional wallops and absurdist flourishes.

At Mom’s graveside, an aunt sings a truly awful rendition of Lionel Richie’s “Three Times a Lady.” Andrew’s relationship with his psychiatrist father (Ian Holm) is distant for reasons that are slowly revealed. For one thing, he’s had the kid on anti-depressants since boyhood.

Andrew hooks up with high-school slacker buddies like Mark, played by the wonderful Peter Skarsgaard as a dour doper involved in a plethora of illegal enterprises. They smoke pot and do Ecstasy, but neither substance makes them any cheerier.

When Andrew meets Samantha (a way-too-cutesy Natalie Portman), however, his life begins to brighten. Never mind that she’s hyper, a habitual liar and from a household that is also not quite sane. Somehow, the two lost souls connect.

Thankfully, Garden State, which won a top prize at Sundance in January, doesn’t present any panaceas. People still have to figure out who they are in the context of crazy relatives and strange times. m

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READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

You wanted a harder puzzle to PONDER, so voilà!

I’ll give you an imaginary FEDORA if you solve it.

Or maybe the complete poems of T.S. ROSS. And the next brandy Alexander will be ON ME. If you’re stumped, don’t start a JIHAD against me.

I may have to hide out in UTSUNOMIYA, Japan.

Or maybe EDCOUCH, Texas, where I’ll live incognito.

And communicate by way of a VU-TALK videophone.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com), or write me at Seven Days. Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS A GALLSTONE. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 54A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

Think in a different direction.

Tender Is the Night, adapted from F. Scott Fitzgerald’s 1934 novel, was the title of two Hollywood productions: A quickly forgotten 1955 TV movie and, seven years later, a big-screen version with Jennifer Jones, Jason Robards and Joan Fontaine that didn’t fare much better.

Twentieth Century Fox is now plan-

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here’s something je ne sais quoi about late summer in Montréal, where the 28th annual World Film Festival begins this week. Perhaps it’s a combination of European ambiance and Québec’s ethnic diversity, but the sultry evenings seem ripe for adventure. The nightly free outdoor screenings on St. Catherine Street, entitled “Cinema Under the Stars,” add to the city’s vitality.

Here are a few highlights among the almost two dozen movies screening en plein air during the 12-day fest: August 28, 8:30 p.m. — The History of Adele H. is François Truffaut’s saga of a woman obsessed with a soldier who does not return her love. It stars Isabelle

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LITTLE BLACK BOOK★★ Brittany Murphy and Ron Livingston are paired in this romantic comedy about an insecure young woman who snoops around in her boyfriend’s Palm and is shocked by what she finds there. With Kathy Bates.

Directed by Nick Hurran. (107 min, PG-13) THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE★★★1/2 What’s next — Citizen Kane remade by Renny Harlin? Jonathan Demme updates John Frankenheimer’s 1962 movie mindgame about a vet who’s used as a pawn in a political scheme. Denzel Washington and Liev Schreiber stand in for Frank Sinatra and Laurence Harvey. Sure, this sounds like it should work. (126 min, R) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE★★★ Jared Hess makes his directorial debut with this quirky comedy about a high school outcast who proves an unlikely hero.

Starring Jon Heder and Aaron Ruell. (86 min, PG) OPEN WATER★★★★ Chris (Grind) Kentis directs this fact-based shoestring thriller about an American couple whose island vacation turns into a nightmare after the boat that takes them on a scuba diving tour accidentally leaves them behind.

Starring Blanchard Ryan and Daniel Travis. (79 min, R) THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT★★ Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews and director Garry Marshall reunite for this sequel in which everybody’s favorite Genovian gets to choose from a line-up of potential Prince Charmings. (115 min, G) SHREK 2★★★1/2 Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy re-team for the followup to 2001’s animated monster hit. This time around, John Cleese comes on board as Shrek’s new father-in-law. (105 min, PG) SPIDER-MAN 2★★★ Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst are paired for the sequel to director Sam Raimi’s $400 million 2002 hit (the fifth-largest grosser of all times). Alfred Molina takes on the webbed wonder, this time in the role of the evil, multi-limbed Dr. Octavius. With Rosemary Harris and James Franco. (127 min, PG-13) THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL ★★★★ Byambasuren Davaa and Luigi Falorni blend ethnographic and dramatic techniques in this motion picture about nomadic Mongolians who reunite a rejected baby camel with its mother by means of a folk ritual. (93 min, PG) THUNDERBIRDS★1/2 Based on the hit ’60s British show about a family of puppets that battles evil with the help of a fleet of highly advanced rescue vehicles, this live-action adaptation features Bill Paxton and Anthony Edwards, with Ben

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Jonathan Frakes directs. (89 min, PG) THE VILLAGE★★1/2 Joaquin Phoenix, William Hurt and Sigourney Weaver star in the new spook-a-thon from M. Night Shyamalan, the saga of an isolated 19thcentury community whose citizens wind up wishing they were even more isolated when they find out what’s living next door in the woods. With Adrien Brody and Bryce Dallas Howard. (107 min, PG-13) WITHOUT A PADDLE★1/2 Seth Green, Matthew Lillard and Dax Shepard are teamed for this comedy in which a trio of friends travels into the Oregon wilderness looking for treasure and finds lowbrow zaniness instead. Burt Reynolds costars. Steven Brill directs. (99 min, PG-13) YU-GI-OH! THE MOVIE★ For everyone out there who feels that movies based on comic books are just too darn highbrow, here’s one based on a line of trading cards. Director Ryusoke Takahashi brings us the animated adventures of a boy who taps into mystical energies to save the world from an ancient but recently awakened evil. Featuring the voices of Dan Green and Wayne Grayson. (90 min, PG)

For more films at non-cinema venues, see calendar, Section B.

NEW ON DVD/VHS ELLA ENCHANTED★★1/2 The latest from director Tommy (Get Over It) O’Haver is a teen comedy-fantasy combo about a young woman who lives in a magical world and finds herself forced to outwit a variety of exotic foes in order to lift a curse. With Anne Hathaway and Cary Elwes. (95 min, PG) THE GIRL NEXT DOOR★★ Emile Hirsch stars in this romantic comedy about a teen who falls for his babelicious new neighbor but is shocked to discover she’s a former porn star. Elisha Cuthbert costars. Luke Greenfield directs. (109 min, R) LAWS OF ATTRACTION★1/2 In this romantic comedy from Sliding Doors director Peter Howitt, Pierce Brosnan and Julianne Moore play divorce lawyers who marry believing their professional experience will prevent them from making the same mistakes their clients have. Michael Sheen costars. (90 min, PG-13) m

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CONTROL ROOM★★★1/2 Jehane Noujaim’s latest offers a documentary look behind the scenes at al-Jazeera and draws some provocative conclusions about the fairness of war coverage offered by the Arabic network and its counterparts in the U.S. media. (84 min, NR) DODGEBALL★★1/2 On the heels of Along Came Polly, Starsky and Hutch and Envy, along comes Ben Stiller’s comic saga about a team of losers who try to save their local gym from being bulldozed and replaced by a modern sports-and-fitness palace. Naturally, the issue winds up getting resolved by an all-or-nothing round of dodgeball. Vince Vaughn and Justin Long costar. First-timer Rawson Marshall Thurber writes and directs. (90 min, PG-13) THE DOOR IN THE FLOOR★★★1/2 Jeff Bridges and Kim Basinger star in writerdirector Tod Williams’ adaptation of the 1998 John Irving best-seller, A Widow for One Year. The two play a children’s book author and his wife coping in contrasting ways with the death of their two sons.

With Mimi Rogers. (111 min, R) EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING★1/2 Stellan Skarsgard stars in this problem-plagued prequel (the production burned through three directors; never a good sign) in which Father Merrin makes a horrifying discovery while on an archeological excavation in Kenya. James D’Arcy and Izabella Scorupco costar. (114 min, R) FAHRENHEIT 9/11★★★1/2 The new documentary from Academy Award-winning director Michael Moore is sure to rank among the year’s most controversial and provocative. The filmmaker offers a searing examination of the Bush administration’s actions in the wake of the 2001 terrorist attacks. (110 min, R) FESTIVAL EXPRESS★★★★ Janis Joplin, The Band and The Grateful Dead are among the acts immortalized in this documentary about a week in the summer of 1970 when some of the biggest names in music traveled by train across Canada together. (90 min, R) GARDEN STATE★★★1/2 Zach Braff wrote, directed and stars in this drama about a young TV actor who returns home for the first time in almost a decade, sees his old world through new eyes and even gets to hook up with Natalie Portman.

Ian Holm and Peter Sarsgaard costar.

(107 min, R) I, ROBOT★★1/2 Will Smith stars in this scifi-effects fest directed by Alex (Dark City) Proyas and based on an Isaac Asimov short-story collection, in which a detective discovers that servant androids pose a threat to humankind. With Bridget Moynahan and Chi McBride. (115 min, PG-13)

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wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Open Water 2:15, 7:15, 9. Without a Paddle 1, 6:55, 9. Alien vs. Predator 1:10, 7:05, 9.

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:50, 6:45, 9. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie 12:30.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Open Water 1, 3, 5, 7:30, 9:30. Garden State 1, 3:30, 7, 9:20. Festival Express 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:10, 9:40. Door in the Floor 4, 8:30.

Napoleon Dynamite 1:20, 3:50, 7:20, 9:25.

Fahrenheit 9/11 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:15. The Story of the Weeping Camel 1:30, 6:30.

friday 27 — thursday 2 Manchurian Candidate 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 1 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9. Open Water 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9. Without a Paddle 1:15 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9.

ESSEX OUTLETS CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543

friday 27 — tuesday 31 Open Water 1, 3, 5, 7:30, 9:30. Garden State 1, 3:30, 7, 9:20. Festival Express 1:10, 3:10, 5:10, 7:10, 9:40. Door in the Floor 4, 8:30.

Napoleon Dynamite 1:20, 3:50, 7:20, 9:25.

Fahrenheit 9/11 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:15. The Story of the Weeping Camel 1:30, 6:30.

Times subject to change.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Alien vs. Predator 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. The Bourne Supremacy 7:10, 9:40.

Collateral 12:45, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Exorcist: The Beginning: 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:30. The Manchurian Candidate 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20. Open Water 12:30, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:10.

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:50. Without a Paddle 12:20, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 9:50. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie 1, 3, 5. friday 27 — thursday 2 *Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. *Hero 12:40, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 9:45. *Suspect Zero 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:20. Alien vs. Predator 12:30, 3:50, 5:10, 7:10, 9:45. Exorcist: The Beginning: 1, 4, 7, 9:40. Open Water 12:45, 2:45, 4:45, 7, 9:20. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:30, 9:50.

Without a Paddle 12:20, 2:40, 5:10, 7:40, 9:50.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS 4 North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Without a Paddle 7:10, 9:30. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 7, 9:25. Alien vs.

Predator 6:50, 9:35. Collateral 6:40, 9:15. friday 27 — thursday 2 *Hero 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9:15. Without a Paddle 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:20. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 1:20, (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:25. Collateral 6:40, 9:10. Shrek 2 1 (Sat & Sun).

Matinees Saturday & Sunday only.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010.

THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Control Room 6:30, 8:30. friday 27 — thursday 2 Before Sunset 1:30 (Baby-friendly, Monday only), 6:30, 8:30.

SOUTH BURLINGTON 9 Shelburne Rd, S. Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Without a Paddle 12, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:35.

Exorcist: The Beginning 12:40, 3:30, 7:05, 9:50. Open Water 12:20, 2:25, 4:40, 7:20, 10.

Alien vs. Predator 12:45, 3:40, 7:15, 9:55.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:30, 3:10, 6:45, 9:25. Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie 12:10, 2:20, 4:30. Collateral 12:35, 3:25, 7, 9:45. Little Black Book 6:50, 9:20. The Manchurian Candidate 12:15, 3:15, 6:30, 9:30. The Bourne Supremacy 12:25, 3:35, 6:40, 9:40. friday 27 — thursday 2 *Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7:15, 9:55. *Suspect Zero 12:45, 3:45, 7:10, 9:50. *Hero 12:25, 3:25, 7, 9:30. Without a Paddle 12, 2:15, 4:35, 6:55, 9:35. Exorcist: The Beginning 12:40, 3:30, 7:05, 9:45. Open Water 12:20, 2:25, 4:30, 7:20, 10. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:30, 3:10, 6:45, 9:25.

Collateral 12:35, 3:35, 6:50, 9:40. The Manchurian Candidate 12:15, 3:15, 6:30, 9:20.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Open Water 12:30, 2:20, 4:10, 6, 8, 9:45.

Without a Paddle 12:50, 3:10, 7:15, 9:35.

Exorcist: The Beginning 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:25.

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35. Alien vs. Predator 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. The Village 1:20, 3:55, 7:10, 9:40. The Bourne Supremacy 1:10, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. Collateral 4:35, 6:50, 9:20.

The Manchurian Candidate 12:30, 3:20, 6:20, 9:15. Spider-Man 2 2:10, 4:40, 7:10, 9:40.

Shrek 2 12:15, 2:30. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie 12:45. Little Black Book 12. friday 27 — thursday 2 *Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:50. *Hero 1, 3:40, 7, 9:30. *Suspect Zero 1:20, 3:30, 5:35, 7:40, 9:45. *Superbabies 2 12:15, 2:05, 6:40.

Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. Open Water 2:20, 4:10, 6, 8, 9:45. Without a Paddle 12:50, 3:10, 7:15, 9:35. Exorcist: The Beginning 2:35, 4:55, 7:20, 9:40. Alien vs. Predator 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Collateral 4:25, 6:50, 9:20. Shrek 2 12:25, 2:25. Spider-Man 2 4, 8:40. Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Movie 12:20. The Village 12:30.

Times subject to change. See www.majestic10.com.

SUNSET DRIVE-IN Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800. wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Open Water & The Bourne Supremacy, Alien vs. Predator & Dodgeball, Collateral & Anchorman, Princess Diaries 2 & The Village. friday 27 — sunday 29 Open Water & The Bourne Supremacy, Alien vs. Predator & I, Robot, Collateral & Anchorman, Princess Diaries 2 & The Village.

Schedules for the following theaters are not available at press time.

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 25 — thursday 26 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 2:15 (Wed), 4:30, 6:45, 9. Thunderbirds 2:25 (Wed), 4:45. Fahrenheit 9/11 6:45, 9.

Schedule unavailable at press time.

friday 27 — thursday 2 The Manchurian Candidate 2:30 & 4:45 (SatSun), 7, 9:15. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat-Sun), 7, 9:15.

The Bourne Supremacy 2:30 (Sat-Sun), 7.

Open Water 4:45 (Sat-Sun), 9:15.

All shows start at 8:15.

MARQUIS THEATER

friday 27— thursday 2

wednesday 25 — thursday 26 Open Water 7, 9. The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement 7, 9:15. The Bourne Supremacy 7. Collateral 9:15.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

THE ECLIPSE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-7787.

PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

WELDEN THEATER 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

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PEACE OUT Literally meaning “ego severance,” chod is both a tantric Buddhist spiritual practice and a living expression of Tibetan culture. Burlington City Arts and the Bristol-based Drikung Dzogchen Community team up to present internationally respected teacher Kunsang Dechen Lingpa Rinpoche in a performance of the healing chod, assisted by monks and nuns from northern India’s Zangokpalri Monastery. Participants relax on their sides for a series of rituals accompanied by haunting, thousand-year-old melodies played on the hand drum, bell and bone trumpet. Kunsang Dechen Lingpa Rinpoche talks Thursday evening about healing compassion and world peace. There’s a concept.

TIBETAN HEALING FESTIVAL Thursday, August 26, Saturday, August 28 and Sunday, August 29, Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, various times. Donations. Info, 453-3431.

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WED.25 scene@ROCK THE VOTE music BURLINGTON WATERFRONT, SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, NOON.

Everybody knows Americans love democracy — so much so that we’re literally dying to bring it to Afghanistan and Iraq. But for some reason we’re not as keen on practicing it here at home: Only 51 percent of eligible U.S. citizens voted in the 2000 election — and only 36 percent of 18- to 24-year-olds cast a ballot.

Since 1990, the nonpartisan, nonprofit organization Rock the Vote has organized concerts to urge young voters to the polls. This one drew a few hundred Vermonters and tourists to the Waterfront by pairing locals Gregory Douglass and Salad Days with touring acts Chris Grace and Antigone Rising.

But the most interesting show wasn’t on the main stage; it was in the Secretary of State’s small booth. The staff invited concertgoers to play a game. They propped up a black plastic wheel, featuring a dozen or so civics questions in pie-wedge sections, and let passersby give it a spin. A plastic needle clicked as each section spun past, eventually stopping on a question. The prize for answering it correctly was a white shirt that read, “Your Vote Is Your Voice.”

It was entertaining, if disconcerting, to watch adults struggle with questions such as, “Who becomes president if the president and the vice president are unable to fulfill their duties?” or “Name two Vermont candidates for governor.” A fortysomething-looking woman panicked when 19-year-old staffer Eli Chalmer asked her which state office runs Vermont’s elections. (It’s the Secretary of State.) “Can she have a lifeline?” asked her male companion.

There were a few tougher questions, too, such as, “What was the original name of the Vermont Voter’s Oath?” Jan Backus, a candidate in the Democratic Lieutenant Governor primary, aced that one. “I think it was the Freeman’s Oath,” she said. Most players walked away with a shirt, thanks to Chalmer’s enthusiastic coaching.

RTV president Jehmu Greene says the organization has registered twice as many voters this year as in 2000, and the volunteers at the voter registration booths said they were busy. But the lines at the temporary-tattoo tent were longer.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. SINGER-SONGWRITER CONTEST: Southview Arts sponsors a multi-week competition for local tunesmiths at Sidelines Tavern, Rutland, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 235-2766.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers, 6 p.m., members, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 899-3129.

‘GLENCOE IN VERMONT’: Toe-tappers enjoy a highland fling at this Cape Breton square dance. Shelburne Farms Coach Barn, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 425-3144.

drama ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: Vintage songs and ’40s starlets entertain in a WWII U.S.O. Club setting. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $24. Info, 824-5288.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: The Dorset Theatre Festival presents Alan Ayckbourn’s comedy of hilarious coupling on a weekend in the countryside. Dorset Playhouse, 2 & 8 p.m. $25-44. Info, 867-5777.

‘BENEFACTORS’: This play by Michael Frayn uses humor and drama to examine the interdependency of two couples. Unadilla Theatre, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 456-8968.

‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: Stowe Theatre Guild stages this classic musical about a widowed matchmaker who falls in love with one of her clients. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961.

‘THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS’: An 18th-century craftsman tries to juggle two jobs in this production at the Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20.

Info, 518-891-1854.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COFFEE AND CIGARETTESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Shot in blackand-white over a 17-year period, Jim Jarmuschâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s collection of short cafĂŠ stories probes lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s little addictions. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;AGE Dâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Directed by Luis BuĂąuel and co-written by Salvador Dali, this surrealistic classic celebrates sex and lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;amour fou while poking fun at 1930s respectable society. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: Folks flock to the waterfront natural history museum to learn about winged hunters and messengers.

ECHO Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WORM CASTINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The owners of Down to Earth Worm Farm give a hands-on talk on the ins and outs of worm composting. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Info, 223-1515. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;HOPE FOR PAINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Neuroscientist Dr. Magdalena Naylor discusses ways to safely treat chronic pain without medication.

Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 847-9488.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: Fifty fabulous fabrications by Windsor County quilters spin off demos and activities for all ages. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $9. Info, 457-2355.

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WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9.

Info, 864-1848.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; HIKE: Naturalist Sophia Smith leads educational expeditions for kids ages 8 to 13. Call ahead to reserve, and meet at the Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 2 p.m. $8.

Info, 533-2647.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly free-write session. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242.

TOWN HOUSE READING SERIES: Mame Willey of Vermont and Jane Hirshfield of California picnic with the public, then read their poetry at the Strafford Town House.

Picnic 6 p.m., reading 7 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4037.

VERMONT AUTHORS SERIES: Writer Tammy Greenwood joins readers for a discussion of her novel, Undressing the Moon. Essex Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

POETRY READING: Tea-drinkers can enjoy a sit-down spread, then stay to hear Ellen Bryant Voigt and Martha Zweig read their work at Perennial Pleasures, East Hardwick, noon - 4 p.m. Tea $5-10, reading free.

Reservations and info, 472-5104.

SPIRITUAL BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Harold Klempâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Past Lives, Dreams, and Soul Travel discuss the authorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s religious

meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running.

City Hall Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 318-5527.

MIDWEEK PADDLE: Kayakers and canoeists can expect plenty of waterfowl and flat water on a four-hour paddle. Call for time and location. Free. Registration and info, 899-4327.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3045.

etc REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy.

Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donations.

Info, 453-0203.

FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1515.

HISTORY CRUISE: The narrated voyage floats past significant forts, mounts and monuments. Departs from Teachoutâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lakehouse Wharf, Shoreham, 1 p.m. $5.

Info, 897-5331.

THE GREAT CORN MAZE: This 5-acre maze of maize lures labyrinth lovers to Hazendale Farm, Greensboro, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5-7. Info, 533-7107.

SLOW FOOD â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DINE & DISCUSSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Farmer Doug Flack talks about the meat we eat and the benefits of grass-fed beef at a reception and three-course dinner. Chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Table, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $40.

Reservations and info, 229-9202.

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sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club

STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Pianists Natasha Tarasova of the Ukraine and Gustavo Rivero-Weber of Mexico play fourhand pieces by Mozart, Debussy, Rachmaninoff, Grieg and Moszkovski. See calendar spotlight. Stowe High School, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-8090.

CHAMBER MUSIC OPEN REHEARSAL: Classical fans get a free sneak preview of the weekendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. Info, 728-9402.

MUSIC IN THE PARK SERIES: The World String Band plays Eastern European and Middle Eastern folk music at Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 244-8328.

OWLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S HEAD FARM CONCERT: The Saint Andrews Pipers bring a bit oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Scotland to blueberry pickers at Owlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Head Farm, Richmond, 6:30 p.m. - dusk. $6. Info, 434-3387.

BALLARD PARK CONCERT: Area musicians fill the air with blues, folk and jazz at this outdoor benefit. Ballard Park Pavilion, Westport, N.Y., 3-9 p.m. $6. Info, 518-962-8778.

RANDOM ASSOCIATION: Folks with an appetite for a cappella get their fill from this all-vocal band at the Intervale Foundation, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 434-4760.

SUMMER FOLK SERIES: Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s songwriter Lui Collins entertains at the Unitarian Universalist Church, South Strafford, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 889-3246.

MORRISVILLE MILITARY BAND: Members of the armed forces get instrumental on the grounds of Peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Academy, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3257.

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THU.26 << 05B ‘KISS ME, KATE’: Brush up on your Shakespeare for Cole Porter’s musical comedy based on the Bard’s Taming of the Shrew. The Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-962-4449.

‘END ZONE’: Part of an ongoing retrospective of plays by Stephen Goldberg, this black comedy concerns a middle-aged ex-football star turned car salesman who is driven to desperate acts. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2343.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: A citified actor staying on an Ontario farm humorously bungles his chores and unlocks memories that change his hosts’ lives. Weston Playhouse, 8 p.m. $26-35. Info, 824-5288.

‘VINCENT IN BRIXTON’: Based on Vincent van Gogh’s early life in London, this play explores the transforming effects of love, sex and artistic adventure on undeveloped creative talent. Unadilla Theatre, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 456-8968.

‘PRIVATE LIVES’: Noel Coward wrote this witty play about a divorced couple who find each other honeymooning with new spouses in the same hotel. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20.

Info, 518-891-1854.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: Fast-talking comic actors try to capture the Bard’s entire oeuvre in a single theatrical experience. See calendar spotlight. Dorset Playhouse, 8 p.m. $25-44. Info, 867-5777.

‘GREASE’ KICKOFF MEETING: Actors and tech folks gather to organize Lyric Theatre’s fall production of the popular ’50s musical. Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484.

film ‘COFFEE AND CIGARETTES’: See August 25.

‘PLANTING HOPE’: Donations from central Vermont helped establish a library in an impoverished barrio of Matagalpa, Nicaragua. Community activist Beth Merrill screens a video of the process at the Kellogg Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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<calendar > ‘FREAKY FRIDAY’: A frustrated mom and her cranky teenage daughter gain new perspectives when they switch bodies for a day. Depot Park, Rutland, dusk. Free. Info, 773-9380.

‘FROM HERE TO ETERNITY’: Frank Sinatra and Burt Lancaster star in this 1953 drama about the cruelty of army life and soldiers’ perseverance in peacetime and in war.

Bristol Town Green, dusk. Free. Info, 453-5885.

‘THE MAGDALENE SISTERS’: Set in 1960s Ireland, this unflinching emotional drama follows four ‘fallen women’ rejected by their families and abandoned to the Catholic Church’s ‘Magdalene Laundries.’

Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518-523-2512.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

TIBETAN HEALING TALK: Lama Kunsang Dechen Lingpa Rinpoche delivers an address on compassion and world peace. See calendar spotlight. Contios Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m. Donation. Info, 453-3431.

AFFIRMATION TALK: Miles Sherts, coordinator of the Sky Mountain Meadow Retreat, discusses the Course in Miracles book and associated movement. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Donation. Info, 660-8060.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games.

Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 828-8765.

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KIDS GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘THE FROG LADY SHOW’: Spots are open for area kids ages 4-15 at a taping of Lainey Rappaport’s local public-access TV show.

Burlington area, 10 a.m. Free. Call for location and to register. Info, 660-4817.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

‘FERDINAND THE BULL’: A musical adaptation of Munro Leaf’s picture book reminds us to take time to smell the flowers.

Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 11 a.m. $8. Info, 518-891-1854.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-9720.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 25.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See August 25, Rt. 15, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m.

HISTORY CRUISE: See August 25.

THE GREAT CORN MAZE: See August 25.

INTERVALE THURSDAYS: Take a break from city life with tours, talks, live music and food sampling at Burlington’s communitysupported farm. 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: Herrmann’s Royal Lipizzan Stallions of Austria catch air. Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 6 p.m. $17. Info, 372-8400.

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‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: Maritime history buffs and the generally curious explore this authentic reproduction of an 1860s canal schooner. See “Edible Complex,” this issue. Westport Marina, Westport, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022.

‘BETWEEN FRIENDS’ CONCERT: The Gaelic College winds up a week of all things Celtic with a gathering of musicians and dancers from Scotland, Vermont and Cape Breton. Shelburne Farms Coach Barn, 7:30 p.m. $18-25. Info, 863-5699.

HERBAL MEDICINE WALK: Interns from Grian Herbs dig into the healing properties of their favorite plants on this educational garden tour. Meet at Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8000.

FAMILY EXPLORATION SERIES: Children and their parents become 18th-century military engineers, using geometric shapes to design their own forts. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10 a.m. $12 and under. Info, 518-585-2821.

TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Speech makers gather to practice public oratory and leadership-building skills at the Windjammer Inn and Conference Center, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-2808.

FRI.27 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Russian pianist Alexandre Moutouzkine plays a repertoire of Bach, Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin and Rachmaninoff. See calendar spotlight. Stowe High School, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-8090.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Playing participants in this two-week residency perform works by Ralph Vaughn Williams, Haydn and Mendelssohn. Unitarian Universalist Church, Woodstock, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 457-3981.

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UNDERGROUND COFFEEHOUSE: Amateur artists showcase their skills at this openmic event. Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

BROWN BAG CONCERT SERIES: Axmaster Dave Keller sings summertime blues for the downtown lunch crowd. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-9408.

THE HUBCATS: Vocal harmonies from this acoustic duo blend with guitar, mandolin and bass at the Richmond Farmers’ Market.

Volunteers Green, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 434-5273.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10.

Info, 862-2207.

NORTH HERO PIPERS’ GATHERING: An evening of traditional Breton dance kicks off a weekend convention for folks who make and play different varieties of bagpipe. Shore Acres Inn, North Hero, 8-10:30 p.m. $8. Info, 372-8722.

DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Montpelier Shambhala Center, 4-6 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

drama ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: See August 25, 7:30 p.m.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: See August 25, 8 p.m.

‘BENEFACTORS’: See August 25.

‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: See August 25.

‘KISS ME, KATE’: See August 26.

‘END ZONE’: See August 26.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: See August 26, $33-41.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: See August 26.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: This offbeat musical about a nerdy florist clerk and a man-eating plant grows on audiences at the Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

‘LIGHT SHINING IN GLOVER’: A downhome puppet show mixes humor with shock-and-awe. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8 p.m. Donation. Info, 525-3031.

THURSDAY 26 - SUNDAY 29

film ‘CONTROL ROOM’: Arab-American filmmaker Jehane Noujaim focuses on the Quatarbased al-Jazeera cable news network in this documentary about media reportage of the latest Iraq war. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

CHILDREN’S CONCERT: Kids sit onstage to get an up-close look as the DanilowKeremedjiev duo plays Russian and Gypsy tunes on violin and guitar. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 11 a.m. $1-3. Info, 728-6464.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 453-3038.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 25.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See August 25, Granite Junction, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 472-5584. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

HISTORY CRUISE: See August 25.

THE GREAT CORN MAZE: See August 25.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 26.

MULTINATIONAL MEASURES If true happiness comes from developing one’s talents and sharing them generously, the young performers at Stowe’s Summer Music Festival must be ecstatic. Exceptional musical talent is the norm for five soloists from Mexico, Russia, the Ukraine and Venezuela specializing in piano and voice. The artists perform singly or in pairs on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. At Sunday’s finale, the 46-piece New Amsterdam Summer Orchestra showcases emerging young musicians under the direction of 23-year-old conductor Alondra de la Parra — the first woman from Mexico to be invited to conduct in New York City. All events are free. Would that we could all be so giving.

STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL Thursday, August 26 through Sunday, August 29, Stowe High School, various times. Free. Info, 253-8090.

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Compassion & World Peace Public Talk 7 pm - August 26 Kunsang Dechen Lingpa is a renowned master of Tibetan Budhhism, know for his great Compassion, Wisdom & profound healing practice.

Public Healing Chod Ceremony August 28-29/ 10 am - 5 pm

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FRI.27 << 07B ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See August 26.

NORTH COUNTRY MOOSE FESTIVAL: Hot air balloon rides and mass blessings of cars vie with a moose-calling contest and moose stew cook-off for festivalgoers’ attention. Colebrook, N.H., area, various times, locations and prices. Info, 800698-8939.

HYPNOBIRTHING WORKSHOP: Couples considering hypnosis for their blessed event learn more about the practice at Hypnosis Works, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 345-2948.

LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play at City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 598-9859.

NORTH BEACH PARTY: Straight Talk Vermont hosts an afternoon of outdoor music for area teens. North Beach, Burlington, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5176.

SAT.28 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See August 27, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph. Info, 728-6464.

STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Mezzosoprano Natasha Tarasova and pianist Irina Shishkina perform Russian and Ukrainian folk songs and works by Handel, Scarlatti and Rachmaninoff. See calendar spotlight. Stowe High School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8090.

NORTH HERO PIPERS’ GATHERING: An allIrish concert under the main tent winds up the first day of workshops at this alternative bagpiping event. Shore Acres Inn, North Hero, 7:30-9 p.m. $15. Info, 372-8722.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS CONCERT: Allmale barbershop quartets serenade with four-part vocal versions of ragtime classics. Vergennes Opera House, 2-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-3105.

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<calendar > MILTON COMMUNITY BAND: Listeners rah for oompah at the Champlain Valley Fair opening ceremony. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. $5-9.

Info, 862-2629.

THE BEACH BOYS: America’s surf rockers take fairgoers down memory lane with renditions of their greatest hits. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $34-40. Info, 863-5966.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See August 27.

‘PASTA, PASSION, AND PISTOLS’: Everyone’s a suspect at this dinner theater production, as diners solve the mystery surrounding restaurateur Pepi Roni’s untimely demise.

Barton Memorial Hall, 6:30 p.m. $12 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 525-4747.

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‘CONTROL ROOM’: See August 27, 7 & 9 p.m.

OTTER CREEK CONTRA DANCE: Susie Hurd and friends back up caller Doug Bernstein.

Dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes have the floor at Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466.

END-OF-SUMMER DANCE PARTY: Local blues and rockabilly band Sleeping Dogs helps movers and shakers end the season on a high note. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 388-1436.

SHREWSBURY STREET DANCE: Live bands provide the soundtrack for musical chairs with cake prizes for kids, followed by general merriment and dancing in the street.

Shrewsbury Library, Cuttingsville, musical chairs 7 p.m, dance 8 p.m. $3-5, BYO chair. Info, 492-3455.

BACK-TO-SCHOOL BARN DANCE: Pete Sutherland and the Clayfoot Strutters bring on the folk to benefit a local arts-in-education program. Riverside Barn, Pittsfield, 6:30 p.m. $25 includes hors d’oeuvres.

Info, 775-5413.

drama ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: See August 25.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: See August 25, 4 & 8:30 p.m.

‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: See August 25.

‘KISS ME, KATE’: See August 26.

‘END ZONE’: See August 26.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: See August 26, 3 & 8 p.m. $27-41.

‘VINCENT IN BRIXTON’: See August 26.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: See August 26, 4 & 8:30 p.m.

film art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356.

words POETRY READING: Tea-drinkers can enjoy a sit-down spread, then stay to hear Grace Paley, Galway Kinnell and Jody Gladding read their work. Perennial Pleasures, East Hardwick, noon - 4 p.m. Tea $5-10, reading free. Reservations and info, 472-5104.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

‘CHAMP – MYTH OR REALITY?’: Local expert Dennis Hall presents a slide show about Lake Champlain’s elusive serpentine mascot. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories about preschool at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 872-2627.

PICTURE BOOK READING: Vermont children’s author Lynda Graham-Barber reads her new book Spy Hops and Belly Flops, about how wild animals get by. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

CHILDREN’S GAMES AND READING: A watermelon roll and a bubblegum-blowing contest make way for favorite stories read aloud at the Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, games 10 a.m., reading noon.

Free. Info, 877-2211.

CHILDREN’S DAY: Ice cream and buttermaking, tractor-drawn wagon rides and hands-on crafts get kids involved in Vermont’s rural heritage. Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2-9. Info, 457-2355.

sport ECOLOGY AND ANIMAL TRACKING: Nature observers canoe or kayak around Shelburne Pond with local tracker Patti Greenswift.

Meet at Shelburne Pond, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 864-3808.

BIKE RIDE: Helmets are a must on this easy 15-plus-mile circuit to Middlesex and back.

Meet at Montpelier Employment and Training parking lot by bike path, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0153.

ECHO LAKE ROAD RACE: Participants in this benefit for Orleans County Citizen Advocacy choose to run 5 or 10 miles, bike 10 miles, or walk 5 miles on a scenic dirt road course. Begins at Echo Lake Fishing Access, East Charleston, registration 8 a.m., start 9 a.m. $20 includes T-shirt.

Info, 525-6212.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Mountaineers tackle Division 6 of the Long Trail between Routes 4 and 73 on this difficult overnight backpacking excursion.

Montpelier area, meet at 8 a.m., call for location. Free. Info, 496-7650.

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MT. EQUINOX HIKE: Explorers are advised to bring rain gear along on this difficult 6mile trip. Meet at Montpelier High School, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 479-2304.

FAT TIRE BIKE HIKE: Bikers can snack beside a covered bridge after seeing unusual views of Smuggler’s Notch on this moderate 25-mile back-road ride. Meet at Rte. 15 Park and Ride, Cambridge, 9 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-2839.

BIKE FERRY: Cyclists pedal from downtown Burlington to the Champlain Islands with assistance from Local Motion’s causewaycrossing ferry. Leaves from the Colchester Bike Path, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5. Info, 652-2453.

HISTORY HIKE: Follow in the footsteps of Revolutionary War soldiers on this jaunt led by a historian. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 948-2000.

SATURDAY 28 - MONDAY 06

activism SOLAR JAM AND RALLY: Citizens contemplate alternative energy while a biodiesel bus with solar panels powers music and speakers at this grassroots event.

Burlington City Hall Park, 2-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 434-4939.

CAPTURE THE FLAG VOTER RALLY: DJ ADog and local post-punk band The Static Age promote the vote at this event organized by Congressman Bernie Sanders’ office. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1505.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See August 25, Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Downtown Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5856.

HISTORY CRUISE: See August 25.

THE GREAT CORN MAZE: See August 25.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 26, 2:30 p.m.

FAIR SHARE Summer has to end sometime. But folks who want to squeeze in a bit more warm-weather fun and absorb some local color before the fall colors can head to the Champlain Valley Fair. Along with the main-stage concerts and midway rides, fairgoers can see sheep shearing, oxen pulls and perfect-complexioned cows. The greenhouse’s hotly contested heavyweight vegetable competition prompts passersby to speculate on who’ll get the blue — last year’s winning pumpkin topped a ton. In a nod to Vermont’s dairies, a sculptor crafts a scale model of the Statehouse in Montpelier entirely out of solidified sweet cream. And, of course, there are always the racing pigs.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR Saturday, August 28 through Monday, September 6, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - midnight. Admission $9, parking $3. Info, 878-5545.

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SAT.28 << 09B ‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See August 26, Town Dock, Vergennes.

NORTH COUNTRY MOOSE FESTIVAL: See August 27.

FLEA MARKET: Proceeds from your purchases help fund 8th-grade students’ trip to France. Bishop John A. Marshall Catholic School, Morrisville, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 888-3577.

PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: A stroll around the ’hood provides a new appreciation for downtown architecture.

Meet at Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. $5.

Info, 238-2918.

TIBETAN HEALING FESTIVAL: Lama Kunsang Dechen Lingpa Rinpoche performs a traditional healing ceremony accompanied by Tibetan music. See calendar spotlight. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 10 a.m. - noon & 3-5 p.m. Donation.

Info, 453-3431.

‘FOR ART’S SAKE’ & ‘A TASTE OF STOWE’ Local artists and top chefs offer art in various media and samples from area restaurants. Jackson Arena, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Tastings 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 253-8358.

LABYRINTH BUILDING: Artist and dowser Marion Nelson demystifies these meditative mazes, then leads a community project to build one. Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rochester, 9:30 a.m. until potluck lunch. Donation.

Info, 767-6092.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: Stroll down the midway and take in the end-of-summer sights at Vermont’s largest agricultural fair.

See calendar spotlight. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - midnight. $9. Info, 878-5545.

SILENT BOOK AUCTION: Autographed volumes by 23 Vermont authors go up for bid, and any two could secretly contain gift certificates to an area restaurant. Bixby Memorial Library and other locations, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211.

TASTE OF THE GARDENS DINNER & GARDEN TOUR: Walkers take in neighborhood greenery, then gather for a vegetarian

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buffet. See calendar spotlight. Tours depart from Lawrence Barnes Elementary School, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m., dinner at 6 p.m. $25. Reservations and info, 658-5733.

QUECHEE SCOTTISH FESTIVAL: Celtic music and bagpipe competitions back kilts and craft demos as the curious try a wee bit of haggis. Quechee Polo Field, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $10. Info, 295-5351.

SUN.29 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Pianist Ana Karina Alamo of Venezuela performs with the New Amsterdam Summer Orchestra under Mexican conductor Alondra de la Parra. See calendar spotlight. Stowe High School, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8090.

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community music-makers sound off at Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3686.

NORTH HERO PIPERS’ GATHERING: A final Grand Piping Concert under the main tent showcases international teachers and performers of alternative bagpipe music.

Shore Acres Inn, North Hero, 7:30-9 p.m. $15. Info, 372-8722.

KENNEY CHESNEY: The country star best known for “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” follows guest Uncle Kracker at the Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $43-50. Info, 863-5966.

THE NOBBY REED PROJECT: Local singerguitarist Reed and his band deliver homebrewed blues. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 868-3351.

drama ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: See August 25, 4 p.m.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: See August 25, 3 p.m.

‘BENEFACTORS’: See August 25.

‘KISS ME, KATE’: See August 26, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘END ZONE’: See August 26.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: See August 26, 7 p.m. $26-35.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: See August 26, 3 p.m.

‘HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH’: In this comic rock opera, an East German transsexual stands up for what’s right after a botched sex-change operation.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5699.

‘FIRST WORLD INSURRECTION CIRCUS’: Bread and Puppet mixes vaudeville spectacle with politics in an outdoor show. Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, museum tour 1 p.m., show 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-3031.

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DOUBLE FERRY BIKE LOOP: Cyclists enjoy beautiful lake scenery on this ride from Burlington to Charlotte, then Essex, N.Y. to Port Kent, N.Y., with pauses for ferry rides between states. Meet at King Street dock, Burlington, 8:45 a.m. Bring ferry fare. Info, 658-0597.

NATURE WALK: Check out regional flora and fauna on a saunter around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $24. Info, 434-2167.

activism ‘THE WORLD SAYS NO TO BUSH’: Citizen activists get a move on and protest at the Republican National Convention in New York City. Peace & Justice Center busses depart Burlington at 4 a.m., call for location. $45. Info, 863-2345, ext. 8.

‘CONTROL ROOM’: See August 27.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

FOR ART’S SAKE: See August 28, 10 a.m. 3 p.m.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

sport BIKE FERRY: See August 28.

MOUNT MANSFIELD HIKE: Folks willing to foot it reach Mount Mansfield’s ‘forehead’ via the Long Trail, Maple Ridge and Wampahoofus on this difficult 10-plusmile hike. Stowe area, call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 888-3375.

JAY PEAK HIKE: Side trips to Big Jay Peak and the Laura Woodward Shelter round out a difficult 8.5-mile trek up two of New England’s ‘Hundred Highest.’ Burlington area, call for meeting time and location.

Free. Info, 229-1936.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See August 25, Historic Cambridge Freight Yard, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 588-0826.

THE GREAT CORN MAZE: See August 25.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 26, 2:30 p.m.

‘LOIS MCCLURE’ INAUGURAL LAKE TOUR: See August 26, Town Dock, Vergennes.

NORTH COUNTRY MOOSE FESTIVAL: See August 27.

TIBETAN HEALING FESTIVAL: See August 28.

A TASTE OF STOWE: See August 28.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See August 28.

MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.

HANDS-ON HISTORY: Relive the past with ancient stone-tool exhibitions and oldtime games. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2-4 p.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STRANGEFOLK AND THE SAMPLES: Two Burlington-area bands gone big play a hometown show at the Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $23.

Info, 863-5966.

drama ‘KISS ME, KATE’: See August 26.

‘END ZONE’: See August 26.

‘GREASE’ AUDITIONS: The Lyric Theatre holds open try-outs for 23 roles in the popular ’50s musical. Williston Central School, registration 6:30 p.m., auditions 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-1484.

film ‘CONTROL ROOM’: See August 27.

BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects.

Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 598-2124.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See August 26.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY FORUM: Lieutenant Governor candidates Cheryl Rivers and Jan Backus pitch their positions and answer

RAPID REVISION If the Three Stooges teamed up with Monty Python to do Shakespeare, it might look something like this staging by the Dorset Theatre Festival’s Conservatory Company. Fast-paced and wildly funny, the play covers all 37 of the Bard’s dramatic works and sonnets in under two hours. With just four actors playing all the roles, costume changes become a matter of precision layering as jester-pirate-courtiers fire off the literary canon. Originally a production of the Reduced Shakespeare Company, the work is now officially London’s longest-running comedy. Though the actors deliver their lines with necessary speed, this isn’t a tough act to follow — audience members who pay close attention earn it back in laughs, with interest.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’ Thursday, August 26 through Sunday, September 5 (except Monday), Dorset Playhouse, various times. $25-44. Info, 867-5777.

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MON.30 << 11B voters’ questions at the Johnson State College Library, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2851.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making.

Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 910:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

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<calendar > dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50.

Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3.

Info, 860-7501.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 25.

‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: See August 25, 7:30 p.m.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: See August 25, 8 p.m.

‘BENEFACTORS’: See August 25.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: See August 26, $26-35.

‘PRIVATE LIVES’: See August 26.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: See August 26.

‘GREASE’ AUDITIONS: See August 30.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See August 28.

‘CONTROL ROOM’: See August 27.

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TUE.31 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CHARMING HOSTESS: Political a cappella from this nerdy-sexy-girl trio comes garnished with radical braininess. North Lounge, Billings Student Center, University of Vermont Campus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 863-2345.

CONCERTS ON THE COMMON: The Mud City Ramblers raise up some bluegrass under a blue sky. Legion Field, Johnson, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7141.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-4231.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: See August 26, 6:30 p.m.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See August 26.

TRAIL HIKE: This moderate two-plus-hour jaunt on trails in and around Orange begins with a meeting at the Grand Union parking lot, Barre, 4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc enthusiasts of all ages and abilities gather for games at the Westford Town Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 25.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to the U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

WED.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SINGER-SONGWRITER CONTEST: See August 25.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See August 25.

drama ‘SWINGTIME CANTEEN’: See August 25.

‘RELATIVELY SPEAKING’: See August 25.

‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: See August 25.

‘KISS ME, KATE’: See August 26.

‘THE DRAWER BOY’: See August 26, 3 & 8 p.m. $27-38.

‘PRIVATE LIVES’: See August 26.

‘THE COMPLEAT WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPRE (ABRIDGED)’: See August 26, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘GREASE’ AUDITIONS: See August 30.

film ‘CONTROL ROOM’: See August 27.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See August 25, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3063.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See August 28.

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m.

Donations. Info, 864-7999.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriot, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 25.

VERMONT FOLK ART TALK: Folklorist Jane Beck introduces two decades’ worth of works by Green Mountain artists at the Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 11:30 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

words WRITING GROUP: See August 25.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See August 25.

CANCER SURVIVOR TALK: Ellen Fein, author of Not Just a Patient, offers advice on living with life-threatening illness.

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Windjammer Inn and Conference Center, South Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Reservations and info, 847-4848.

NATIVE AMERICAN ARCHAEOLOGY: University of Vermont professor James Petersen gives an illustrated lecture on the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s past. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2412.

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kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See August 25.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See August 25.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 25.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See August 25.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 25.

etc REIKI CLINIC: See August 25.

FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: See August 25.

HISTORY CRUISE: See August 25.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See August 28.

STUDENT ACTIVITIES FESTIVAL: New and returning scholars get the lowdown on campus clubs and student organizations.

Billings Student Center, University of Vermont, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-2060.

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TASTE OF THE GARDENS DINNER AND GARDEN TOUR Saturday, August 28, tours depart from Lawrence Barnes Elementary School, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m., dinner at 6 p.m. $25. Reservations and info, 658-5733.

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Written by Katherine Reilly. Class listings are $15 per week or $50 for four weeks. All class listings must be pre-paid and are subject to editing for space and style. Send info with check or complete credit card information, including exact name on card, to: Classes, SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

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“On The Marketplace” 107 Church St., Burlington 802-864-7146

Introducing Planned Parenthood Express.

Same-day & walk-in appointments Evening & weekend hours Convenient Taft Corners location Our new Williston health center offers a full range of gynecological services, an experienced staff, and exceptional patient care.

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You must: • Have regular menstrual cycles.

• Not be taking oral contraceptives or be willing to discontinue them for the study.

Compensation is provided up to $1000.

For more information please call (802) 847-0985

art BROKEN CHINA MOSAIC: With Susan Hayward. Sept.

23 - Oct. 21. Thursdays, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create beautiful objects from broken bits and pieces of china.

Choose from a wide variety of colors, styles, thickness, and bring along your own saved special shards if you like. Make three items — a stoneware garden pot, a shallow wooden bowl and a picture frame (small table also possible), while learning to use convex, concave and flat shards.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Life Drawing From the Model, Mondays, 6:30-9 p.m., ongoing. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncity arts.com. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts offers a wide range of classes for all ages. Many new classes coming this fall.

STAINED GLASS COMPREHENSIVE: With Gretchen Begnoche. Sept. 22 - Nov. 24. Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Create a beautiful stained glass window panel or lampshade for your home. Comprehensive stained glass class for beginners and intermediate students seeking additional instruction. Discussion of the history of stained glass from the 3rd century to present times as a medium to educate an illiterate populace through religious story boards on glass and to decorate buildings. Learn traditional lead came and Tiffany copper foil techniques through demonstrations and practical experience including pattern selection, design, glass cutting, project assembly and finishing. Students will develop a solid foundation for copper foil and lead came stained glass construction and be able to continue to create beautiful stained glass art at home.

Materials are supplied for demonstrations and practice.

Students will purchase materials for their projects.

ZEN DRAWING COURSE: September 12-17, each day begins at 7 a.m. w/a hearty breakfast and ends at 5:30 p.m. w/a delicious vegetarian dinner. Course fee: $850 includes materials, plus room and board. Limited enrollment, only six places left! Info and registration, call 985-9746 or www.vermontzen.org. If you’ve always wanted to draw, but thought there was no hope, this is the course for you! This intensive residential course (with nonresidential option), is designed for adults who do not know how to draw but truly want to learn. Experienced instructors at the Vermont Zen Center will teach you based on the methods in Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. Daily meditation in the tranquil surroundings of the Vermont Zen Center is available every day. By the end of the course you will be seeing in an altogether different way.

astrology ONGOING ASTROLOGY WORKSHOP AND GATHERING: Facilitated by Laurie Farrington, Tuesday evenings from 6:30-9 p.m. Cost is $10 per week. Pre-registration is required. Info, 879-1147 or email shalala@ adelphia. net. Astrology is an amazing language that reveals deep, underlying patterns that profoundly affect each of us. As a result, Astrology can teach us much about ourselves, others, and the ways we choose to live in the world. Are you interested in beginning to learn Astrology, or perhaps developing the knowledge you already have? Would you like a space to speak the language of Astrology and to assist others in absorbing it?

All levels are invited to come together to learn and to grow in this fascinating and complex study. Precise birth information is required, as we will be working with our own and each other’s charts.

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C HECK OUT OUR... bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

body EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY: Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - noon. September 15 through December 22.

Taught by Mindy Cohen at The Body Center in Burlington. For more information call 865-9500, ext. 3.

In this class, we will be studying basic concepts in human anatomy and physiology through cognitive and experiential lessons involving movement, touch, breath and sound. We will examine systems of the body, including structure and function and how they relate to the whole body. We will discuss evolutionary ideas, developmental patterns and applications to health and disease.

Students will participate in meditative activities that will encourage self-awareness and deeper understanding of the text material. This method of learning, combined with personal curiosity, generates a powerful synergy.

Students may notice profound changes in themselves and possibly deep healing effects as well.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

clay FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Fridays, 7:30-10 p.m. Teen Drop-In at the Clay and Craft Studio. No registration necessary! Give-It-A-Whirl, Saturdays, 10 a.m. - noon, beginning September 11.

Set and Multiples Workshop, noon - 4 p.m., Saturday, September 18. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlington cityarts.com.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 6520102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Precious Metal Clay Workshop, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m., September 18.

Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier.

Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Burlington, Tuesdays, Sept 7-28, 6 p.m.: Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m.: Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 8 p.m.: Continue with Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 9 p.m.: Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. St. Albans: Thursdays: Sept. 9-30, 6 p.m.: Learn the basics of Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. 7 p.m.: Learn the basics of Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. 9 p.m.: Continue with Rumba, Cha Cha and begin to learn Bolero. City Hall, 100 Main St. St. Albans.

Classes are $40/general or $20/student for four weeks. No partner required. Info, 802-598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. You’ve always wanted to learn to dance with a partner, and these beginning classes are a great way to start! Begin classes now so that you can take the best advantage of the free events for National Ballroom Week, Sept. 17-26.

FLYNNARTS DANCE CLASSES: Fall semester begins September 13! Info, 652-4548, email registrar@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Classes include modern dance, ballet, jazz dance, hip-hop, and master classes with visiting Flynn performers.

RICHMOND SWING DANCE CLASSES: Thursdays, Sept.

16 - Oct. 21. Lindy 1: “Introduction to Lindy” (right from the beginning), 6:15-7:15 p.m. Lindy 2: “The Charleston” (experience required) 7:30-8:30 p.m.

At Richmond Free Library (2nd Fl.), 201 Bridge St., Richmond. $50 for 6 classes. Please preregister!

Classes are filling up. No partner necessary. Please bring clean, soft-soled shoes. Info or registration, Dan, 434-5776 or email Chris, rallyq@juno.com.

Popsicle Toes Productions presents six Thursdays of swing with Chris Sumner and Dan Carhart. These classes will teach the rudiments of swing, with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing, and more. It’s not just moves.

It’s the way that YOU move.

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design/build HANDPLANES IN THE WORKSHOP: With Garrett Hack.

September 25-26. Saturday and Sunday, 9:00 a.m. 4:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village.

Info, 985-3648. We’ll focus on both tuning bench planes such as the common Stanley/Bailey cast iron planes and smaller block planes, plus some other useful planes you might want to add to your tool kit such as pokeshaves and scrapers. Sharpening, replacement irons, all aspects of adjusting, tuning, and setting the working parts of a plane will be explained.

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drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Three-week, Beginning Conga classes start September 22, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $30/three weeks. Three-week Beginning Djembe classes start September 22, 7-8:20 p.m. $30/three weeks. Intermediate Conga classes, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4 p.m. Call for dates. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658 or 872-0494 or email paton@sover.net. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class.

TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko classes start September 7, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 6). Kids’ Intermediate Taiko classes start September 13, 3:15-4 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 5). Adult Beginning Taiko classes start September 13, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48/six weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Experience the power of Taiko-style drumming.

energy EMF BALANCING TECHNIQUE: Five-day practitioner certification classes by appointment. Pre-requisite Universal Calibration Lattice. Schedule and contact info, see display ad in Wellness Aahhhhh. This training is concise and powerful in a gentle and nurturing way. Learn about a new system in the energy anatomy, the Universal Calibration Lattice and the EMF Balancing Technique, given to work with this system. Understand how your personal lattice connects to universal energy, the cosmic lattice and how to work with it to enhance and accelerate personal and planetary evolution.

Suitable for anyone interested in learning about an exciting, new energy system and its role in transformation, holistic practitioners who might like to diversify their practice or learn about new developments in the field of energy, and newcomers to energy work who would like to learn a revolutionary system to facilitate sessions with clients.

family PEACEMAKING AND BETTER RELATIONSHIPS: WORKSHOP: Saturday, September 18, 9 a.m. to noon: $45, limited to 20 participants. CLASSES: Thursday nights, September 16, 23 and 30, 7-8:30 p.m.: $125, limited to 6 participants. Located at Demeter Resolutions, LLC, Burlington. Instructor: Anthe Athas. Info or registration, 864-0624, email: DemeterResolve@aol.com or visit www.demeterresolutions.com. Want more peaceful relationships at home, at work, at school? It isn’t just a matter of luck. Demeter Resolutions, LLC, Burlington, is offering an introductory workshop and a course. This

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<classes> FAMILY << 15B workshop is an introduction to the skills that will help you bring clarity and focus to your conversations with your coworkers, loved ones, family and friends.

glass MAKE IT OUT OF GLASS — ART GLASS CLASSES: Wednesday through Sunday by appointment. Human Hand Gallery/Glass Studio, 5359 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. Info, 802-877-3333.

Instructor, Carol Schreiber.

MAKE YOUR OWN BEADS — ART GLASS CLASSES: Wednesday through Sunday, Human Hand Art Gallery/Glass Studio, 5359 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh. $125 for three-hour class, all materials included. Info, call 877-3333. Instructor, Carol Schreiber.

healing ENERGETICS OF TRANSFORMATION SEMINAR: October 8-10.

Stowe Yoga Center, Stowe. Info, 802-253-3070. A new approach to healing for psychotherapists, chiropractors, Reiki and bodyworkers, even business people.

MAYAN TRADITIONAL HEALING: September 18-19. Wheelock Mountain Farm, Wheelock. $225 includes room and meals, with a non-refundable deposit of $75. Presented by InterAmerican Center for the Arts, Sustainability and Action. Info, 802-456-7014 or email hana@vtlink.net. Belizean herbalist and midwife Beatrice Waight will teach Mayan uterine massage, the use of medicinal plants central to Mayan Healing practices, herbal bathing to treat both physical and spiritual ailments, traditional ways to connect to spirit through prayer, and healing and ritual. In this intensive training you will learn the primary techniques used by the Maya to diagnose and treat illness, both physical and spiritual in nature.

Individual healing sessions also available by appointment.

herbs FOUNDATIONS OF HERBALISM: ENERGIZING CONSCIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE HEALING PLANTS: With Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Saturday and Sunday, 8/28 and 8/29.

10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $150. Pre-registration required. Info, 4536764 or anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www.purpleconeflower herbals.com. Sunray Peace Village, Lincoln. Plants are our ancient associates, colleagues and collaborators in healing, companions and holders of wisdom vitally needed in these times. This weekend is dedicated to celebrating and revitalizing our innate, joyful and fun relationship with the plant people through plant spirit communication, herb walks, plant ID and nature awareness adventures.

FLYNNARTS FREE SATURDAY SAMPLER: Saturday, September 11, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, 6524548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynn center.org. Not sure which class would be right for your child?

Come try a 45-minute class for free and visit the FlynnArts studios. Exciting, informative, and open to all levels!

kitesurfing/windsurfing KITESURFING/WINDSURFING: Get kitesurfing and windsurfing on Lake Champlain with Stormboarding. Kids’ windsurfing camps and adult small group lessons in windsurfing and kitesurfing, now going on. We use several locations around Lake Champlain or we can come to you. All equipment provided, professional, certified instruction. Call Rachael at 4969691 or check out www.stormboarding.com.

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate.

Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

ITALIAN — BEGINNING AND INTERMEDIATE CLASSES: Twelve-week courses in Beginning and Intermediate Italian start September 2 and 6 in downtown Montpelier, meeting once a week from 7-8:30 p.m. $185 per course. Info, 2290261. Advanced conversational group meets Tuesday evenings, downtown Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. $50 per month.

One-on-one lessons at your convenience and level, downtown Montpelier, $30 per hour. Original syllabus covers grammar, conversation, culture, idioms, slang, storytelling and a Florentine soap opera. Tami Calliope has been teaching Italian in Central Vermont for the past 10 years. Her classes for adults are learning-intensive and famous for being fun. Calliope grew up in Florence, Tuscany and Venice and has translated over three dozen books from the Italian. She brings a contemporary cultural awareness and Italian sensibility to her classes. Come prepared to laugh.

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JEWELRY MAKING — BEGINNER: With Pilar Netzel. Sept. 22 - Oct. 13. Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Design and create your own unique and wearable jewelry. Fabricate a necklace in its entirety using cold-connections. Learn to manipulate wire into basic chain patterns, simple clasps and findings. Explore working with a variety of non-precious metals; copper, brass, bronze and nickel silver. Using a combination of metals, play with color and design a layered pendant connected by rivets.

Demonstrations will include; shaping wire, transferring design to metal, drilling, sawing, piercing, filing, sanding, riveting and polishing.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM SPRING/SUMMER CLASSES: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, located on the lake at Basin Harbor (6 miles west of Vergennes) and Burlington, will be offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen-and-ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops.

Adults and children can spend a morning learning together.

Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd. The Burlington Shipyard is located on historic King Street Ferry Dock.

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AFTER-SCHOOL ART — AGES 7-11: Sept. 21 - Oct. 12 and/or Oct. 19 - Nov. 9. Tuesdays, 3-4:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Something new every week! Make a puppet pet, paint with pastels and watercolors, draw, build a sculpture, design posters and CD covers.

CLAY SCULPTURE FOR KIDS: With Jennifer Smedley. Sept. 23 - Oct. 14 and/or Oct. 21 - Nov. 11. Thursdays, 3-4:30 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648.

Students will explore various methods of handbuilding and glazing while sculpting their dreams. We will help one another to build confidence and imagination, and have a great time, too.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Tadpole Arts and Crafts, Tuesdays and Fridays, 9:30-11:30 a.m., beginning Sept. 7. Tadpole II Arts and Crafts, Mondays, 10-11:30 a.m., beginning Sept. 20. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlington cityarts.com.

FLYNNARTS CLASSES: Fall semester begins September 13!

Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Classes in music, theater, and dance for all ages and skill levels.

AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory classes begin Tuesday, September 7, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 4-5 p.m. and 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon - 1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.m.; Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the public), Children’s classes begin on Saturday, September 14 at 9 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Iaido (the way of the quick-draw sword), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. and Fridays, 4-5:15 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikido vt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

Visitors always welcome.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis, Wing Chun Kung Fu and Tai Chi. One minute off I-89 at exit 17.

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THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students.

182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available.

Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160.

Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of selfdefense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

massage ADVANCED MASSAGE AND BODYWORK CLASSES: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont offers four-week classes and one-day intensives starting every month this fall. Prerequisite for all classes is some basic massage training or experience.

The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one-day intensive, offered twice, Saturday, September 25, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Saturday, November 6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Pain Mechanisms of the Low Back, four weeks. September 14 October 5, Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Sept. 4. Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder, four weeks, October 13 - November 4, Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 2.

Reviewer, $125. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, four weeks, November 11 - December 9, Thursdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Skip November 25 for Thanksgiving. $195 or $175 if paid in full

by Oct. 30. Reviewer, $125. Neuromus-cular Therapy of Vermont and the Center for Advanced Bodywork Training.

Stephen O’Dwyer, Director. The Chace Mill, Suite 226, Burlington. Info, www.NMTvermont.com or email NMTclasses @verizon.net or 658-1005, ext. 2. The classes at Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont integrate neuromuscular massage technique, deep-tissue massage, myofascial release technique, and other modalities. Both newer practitioners and seasoned massage therapists can refine their hands-on and evaluative skills to work with less effort and become more effective in treating many forms of chronic pain.

BASIC RELAXATION MASSAGE CLASS: Westford Wellness Center, 40 hours, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. September 2 through December 2. $520. Info, 879-0670. Class taught by Eva Paquin. Eva has been teaching massage for 11 years. In this class you will learn to give a full body relaxation massage. It is well organized with plenty of hands-on practice time.

SHIATSU: INTRODUCTION TO THE ART OF JAPANESE FINGER PRESSURE THERAPY: With Scott Moylan, Friday, August 27, 7-9 p.m. FREE! Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street 2nd fl., South Burlington. Info or space reservation, 658-7715. An introductory talk and demonstration.

This evening will provide an overview and demonstration of Shiatsu and outline the 300-hour Shiatsu training course that will begin at Touchstone Healing Arts this October. There will be a question-and-answer period after the presentation.

SHIATSU: THE ART OF JAPANESE FINGER PRESSURE THERAPY: 300-hour intensive with Scott Moylan. Begins Saturday, October 9 and 10, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. and continues every Wednesday from 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. through July 27, 2005.

The training includes two other required weekends, February 12-13 and May 14-15. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington, 2nd floor. Course fee, $2750, plus required texts. Prerequisite for course is Human Anatomy for knowledge of body landmarks. This training in Shiatsu will involve a detailed study of the body’s meridian system, as well as diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis.) Course material will be coupled with hands-on learning of a complete Shiatsu treatment. At the end of the course, students will be able to treat clients in a supine, prone and seated position as well as on a massage table. Side lying, pregnancy, and pediatric Shiatsu will be introduced.

meditation A COURSE IN MEDITATION: Tuesdays, September 14 December 14. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Thirteen-week course, $100 if prepaid by September 7. Individual classes are $10 each, drop-ins welcome. Class size is limited to 6-18 people. Info, contact Barry, 343-7265 or Spirit Dancer, 660-8060. Barry

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Weiss has been meditating for over 30 years. He has a Master’s in Transpersonal Psychology and alternative Education. He has studied at Naropa Institute with Ram Dass, Chogyam Trungpa, Swami Muktanada and Joseph Chilton Pearce. Barry co-founded the Green Mountain Waldorf School.

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 6582447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

music FLYNNARTS MUSIC CLASSES: Fall semester begins September 13! Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynn center.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Classes include jazz combo workshops, beginning guitar, Flamenco guitar, Brazilian hand percussion, intro to the rhythms of India, and more.

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Tuesdays, from 6:308:30 p.m. $85 for six evenings including materials at the Old Schoolhouse Common in Marshfield Village.

Info, contact workshop facilitator Susan Green at 802426-3717 or freedompainting@moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting! If you have considered painting but never thought you could, or if you are trained in the arts but would like to reclaim your creative spark and move through creative blocks, this is for you! Susan is also holding a one-day workshop on Sunday, August 22 from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $65 for oneday workshop including materials.

INTERMEDIATE OIL PAINTING: With Tad Spurgeon.

Sept. 22 - Nov. 3. Wednesdays, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Gallery studio, 54 Falls Road. Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is for people who have done some past work with oil painting and would like to develop their work further.

The emphasis here will be on the relationship between craft and style; what palette, medium, and technique are best suited to the student’s intentions; how to develop a painting; how to develop a process. Students will paint subjects of their own choosing.

LEVEL 1 WATERCOLOR: Instructor: Jean Cannon, Tuesdays 7-9 p.m., Sept. 14 - Oct. 1, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Watercolor basics for those just starting or with a little experience.

Learn color theory and basic watercolor technique.

Through color exercises and experiments with still life and elements of landscape painting students will learn the basics of watercolor. We’ll explore wet-in-wet technique, dry brush, glazing and washes. You will leave with new skills and techniques to practice. Some drawing experience will enhance your ability to progress in this class. Materials list will be provided at the Gallery Studio, 54 Falls Rd., Shelburne.

OIL PAINTING LEVEL I: With Tad Spurgeon. Sept. 21 Nov. 2. Tuesdays, 10:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Gallery Studio, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class will focus on the technical cornerstone of realistic painting, how to turn color into light. Standard color nomenclature will be covered in detail, as well as the logic of light. Each week different colors and methods will be addressed as a way of acquainting the student with a variety of palettes, mediums, supports, and approaches to oil painting. Experience with drawing is highly recommended to get the most out of this class.

parenting PARENTS OF GIFTED: Thursdays, beginning September 9 from 7-8:30 p.m. $125 fee includes book. Info, lucybogue@yahoo.com. 10-week discussion group sponsored by the Green Mountain Center for Gifted Education, Inc. and led by Carol Story, PhD and Lucy Gage Bogue, MA. Each week focuses on various topics related to nurturing gifted children.

performing arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS: Call, email or log on for info: 533-7443, x 33, dana@smirkus.org, www.smirkus.org. If you’re going to clown around, why not do it right? The new School of Circus Arts in Essex Junction (5 New England Dr., by the Racquet’s Edge)

offers year-round training by renowned coaches Volodia and Zina Avgoustov, formerly with the Moscow Circus.

Group training in aerials, acrobatics, tumbling, balance, juggling, clowning and more available by session, or we can customize sessions to match your interests and skills. Introductory, intermediate and advanced classes for pre-K through adults for fun, a great workout or professional advancement!

photography FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Basic Darkroom, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m., beginning Sept 16. Alternative Printing, Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m., beginning September 22. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

pilates MAT PILATES: 8-week session begins Thursday, Sept 2, 6:45 p.m. at The Fitness Center. $40/members, $80/nonmembers. Info, 651-8773. Strengthen and lengthen muscles. STOTT certified instructor Lisel Richards leads this dynamic, progressive, small group class. Also available, private Pilates instruction by appointment.

pottery BEGINNING WHEEL: With Loretta Languet. Sept. 16 Nov 18. Mondays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is open to beginning potters who wish to sharpen their skills as well as those who have little to no experience in clay. Students will be introduced to the fundamentals of clay and throwing on the potter’s wheel, learning the basics of creating functional ware. We will start with bowl and cylindrical forms and work into more complex pieces including lidded pots, stacked forms, and spouts.

We also will explore numerous decorative techniques, the glaze application and firing process. Demonstrations, personal instruction and slide presentation will be included.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED WHEEL: With Michael Connelly and Loretta Languet. Sept. 15 - Nov. 17.

Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is designed for students who have some past wheel-throwing experiences and wish to further their understanding of building utilitarian pottery. Special emphasis will be placed on details of your work. The finish process will focus on high-temperature stoneware and soda firings.

This class will include individual instruction, slide talks, and demonstrations. Demonstrations will be: Glazing for Reduction, Glazing for Soda, Pitchers and Spouts, Lidded Pots, and Teapots.

RIVER STREET POTTERS: September/October sevenweek classes beginning September 1. Adult Wheel: beginners only, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Beginner/ Intermediate, three classes, Mondays, 6-9 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced Wheel, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Handbuilding, all levels, beginners welcome, Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Kids, all ages/levels, two handbuilding and wheel classes, Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-11 a.m. Free practice days for adults. 141 River St. Rt. 2, Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Give your creativity free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere.

WHEEL THROWING — ALL LEVELS: With Loretta Languet. Sept. 16 - Nov. 18. Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. This class is designed for beginning students as well as those who wish to further their understanding of building utilitarian pottery. Special emphasis will be placed on details of your work. The finish process will focus on high-temperature stoneware and soda firings.

This class will include individual instruction, slide talks, and demonstrations. Demonstrations will be: Glazing for Reduction, Glazing for Soda, Pitchers and Spouts, Lidded Pots, and Teapots.

Ashtanga Jivamukti Vinyasa Gentle Kripalu Tantric Hatha Pre-Natal Kids 60+, and more.

SEPTEMBER CLASS PASS $120 Introducing the all new SEPTEMBER CLASS PASS - the perfect way to find your practice.

Passes are valid September 1-30, good for one class per day and non-transferrable.

Purchase through the Yoga Vermont office or our online store. More than 40 classes each week in a variety of styles for every level of student.

CHACE MILL & FLYNN AVE STUDIOS 802.660.9718 YOGAVERMONT.COM

ATTENTION ALL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS: Are you concerned about the environment?

Are you concerned about our natural resources?

Do you want to make a difference?

If so, this class is for you!

BUILDING SUSTAINABLE COMMUNITIES CONSORTIUM CLASS Offered at South Burlington High School Course starts September 6th to December 20th, 2004 Mondays from 5-8pm Earn 1/2 Social Studies credit Opportunity to travel to Honduras Participate in a learning service project • No cost for class Call South Burlington High School Guidance for more information or to register at 652-7060

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CONTRACEPTION RESEARCH STUDY Healthy Female volunteers, 18-35 years old, needed for a contraceptive research study to compare the effects of two different contraceptive products on clotting factors in your blood. **** Monetary compensation will be provided.

Study conducted by Drs. Jane Lowell & Julia Johnson Fletcher Allen Health Care, Department of OB/GYN This is a 6 month study with 4 clinical office visits to UHC campus @ Fletcher Allen

qi gong MASTER SHARE K. LEW — SHEN GONG NUI GUNG QI GONG: October 2 and 3, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Elements of Healing, Essex Junction, VT. Info, (802)288-8160. The exercises that Master Lew teaches are part of the internal system of self healing. These exercises strengthen the circulation of chi (vital energy) through the internal

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<classes> LIST YOUR CLASS deadline: thursdays at 5 pm call: 864-5684 email: classes@sevendaysvt.com fax: 865-1015 QI GONG << 17B organs and increases vital health and sensory perception. The Shen are twelve non-strenuous Nui Gung (internal energy cultivation) exercises. The primary purpose of this chi kung form is self-healing. In addition, they can develop concentration, increase visual and auditory acuity and enhance sensitivity to oneself and others. The Shen is part of the Tao Ahn Pai (Taoist elixir method) system created over 1300 years ago by Lu Dong Bin, one of the eight immortals of Taoism. Master Share K. Lew is a Taoist priest with over 60 years experience in the traditional Taoist arts. He received his education at Wong Lung Kwan, a Taoist monastery on the Luo Fo Mountains near Canton, China.

Master Lew studied at Wong Lung Kwan for 13 years. During that time he trained in the full range of Taoist Healing and martial arts.

QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

reflexology REFLEXOLOGY: PASSIVE FOOT MOBILIZATION: With Geraldine Villeneuve. Saturday, September 18 and Sunday, September 19, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Saturday, September 25, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Sunday, September 26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; Monday, September 27, 8 a.m. - 12 p.m. (a half-day clinic).

Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., 2nd floor, South Burlington. Info and registration, 658-7715. Course fee, $545. This exciting workshop unravels the mystery of Reflexology and gives the student a valuable and commonsense approach to helping others and themselves. Learn the essential value of healthy feet and how foot function impacts the body and its vitality, learn the function of the foot and lower leg, the causes of foot problems and teach easy methods to prevent and or correct foot pain. Learn about common foot disorders and have fun while learning. This workshop is for those with a working knowledge of Reflexology.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m.

Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.

First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

spirit PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT: September 2 to November 4, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m., Burlington, $145. Info, 899-3542 or kelman.b@juno.com. Everyone is psychic, we all have intuition, get hunches. Learn to develop your abilities to make your life easier, more loving and more fun in this series taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975.

spirituality INTEGRATIVE SPIRITUALITY: Montpelier, Thursdays, 6-8 p.m.

September 23 through December 9. Tuition is $225 for 10week group meetings. Info, call Robert A. Reimondi, M.A. licensed psychologist-master, 223-3572. A 10-week group on spirituality to assist one in practicing one’s faith and enhancing one’s spiritual development. Through the lens of transpersonal psychology, we will examine the perennial philosophies and spiritual traditions in which we believe. In doing so we will review our spiritual practice. Objectives of the group include: bridging the gap between the science of psychology and religious tradition; understanding psychic phenomena from both a psychological and spiritual perspective; identifying the spiritual type that best describes the manner in which one practices; cultivating a compassionate spiritual diversity; and examining and strengthening one’s personal spiritual practice.

TIBETAN HEALNG FESTIVAL: August 26-29. Ven. Kunsang Dechen Lingpa, the highly recognized Tibetan Buddhist Master, returns to Vermont. Thursday, August 26, 7 p.m., Public Talk: Compassion and World Peace at Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall. Suggested donation of $10, but no one will be turned away. August 28-29, Tibetan Healing Festival Chod: Musical Healing Ritual performed for World Peace as well as for healing mental and physical illnesses. Info, call 453-3431, email ddcv@gmavt.net or visit www.ddcv.com. These events will help raise funds to complete Zangdokpalri Monastary and preserve Tibetan Sacred Arts.

Sponsored by Burlington City Arts and the Green Mountain Rime Foundation.

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OPEN RUGBY CLINICS FOR WOMEN: Thursday, August 26 and Thursday, September 1 from 6-7:30 p.m. Fort Ethan Allen Field on Route 15 (Essex/Colchester). Free. Info, 233-0946 or visit www.burlingtonrugby.org. Take care of your physical, mental and social needs while learning new rugby skills. No experience necessary, everyone is welcome!

WRITING WORKSHOPS: Spark new ideas and gain valuable feedback in a fun, supportive atmosphere! “Where Do I Start? An Introduction to Creative Writing,” Mondays, September 6 through October 11, 6-8 p.m. “Tell It Like It Is: Writing From Personal Experience,” Wednesdays, September 8 through October 13. $100/six-week workshop.

Private instruction also available. Burlington. Info, 6582462 or marciatrahan@hotmail.com. Marcia Trahan holds an MFA in Writing and Literature from Bennington College. She teaches writing to adults and high school students, provides proofreading and editing services, and is currently working on a book-length collection of personal essays.

support groups SEE LISTINGS IN THE CLASSIFIEDS, SECTION B.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: 5:45-7:15 p.m., Mondays and Wednesdays. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction.

Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Fall classes begin Monday, Sept. 13 at 64 Main St., 3rd Floor. Beginning students 5-5:45 p.m.; continuing students 5:15-6:30 p.m. $108 for 12-week series or $40 for 4-week segment. Register by Sun., Sept. 12. Info, 456-1983 or email grhayes@vtlink.net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and significant health benefits.

TAOIST TAI CHI: Four-month weekly class beginning Monday, September 13, 7:15-8:45 p.m. at Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. $30 per month. Info, call Debra Whitcomb 865-3106 or email vermont@taoist.org or visit www.taoist taichi.org. Taoist Tai Chi, founded by Master Lin-Shin, is a gentle art of health and well being for people of all ages and health conditions. The slow, graceful movements increase strength and flexibility and improve circulation and balance.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

YOGA FOR THOSE OVER 60: Instructor Carol Winfield, Yoga Vermont. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Yoga and those over sixty make a peaceful, playful, perfect match, quite apart from learning to be comfortable and at ease with your body, regardless of so-called deficiencies. Try it your first time for free.

YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington.

Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Many styles to choose from, various levels of intensity, invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh.

theater FLYNNARTS THEATER CLASSES: Fall semester begins September 13. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Features acting classes for all ages and skill levels, family performance workshops, puppetry workshops with Flynn performers, and more.

wood FINE WOODWORKING: Beginning with Stacey Thalden, Mondays 6:30-9:30 p.m. Sept. 13 - Nov. 15, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Build a handsome, small table while learning the basics of working with wood.

Stacey will introduce students to the properties of wood and fundamental techniques of construction. Basic machine use and safety will be emphasized.

FINE WOODWORKING: Intermediate/Advanced with Doug Jones. Tuesdays 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., Sept. 14 - Nov. 16, Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. If you can attend during the day, this is the wood class for you!

Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes. Suggested: Beginning Wood or the equivalent.

Students will choose their own project.

FINE WOODWORKING: Intermediate/Advanced with Doug Jones. Tuesdays 6:30-9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays 6:30-9:30 p.m., Sept. 14/15 - Nov. 16/17 at Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Continue learning the engaging art of woodworking. Students will consult with the instructor on appropriate projects for the class. Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the particular interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes. Suggested: Beginning Wood or the equivalent.

TURNING AND PLATTERS: FORM, PATTERN, TEXTURE AND COLOR WITH AL STIRT: Sept. 6-19. Week-long workshop, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. The course will consist of a demonstration and discussion in the morning followed by hands-on work with guidance from Al. The class will emphasize developing both tool skill and design skills. We will cover harvesting and cutting wood for turning, dealing with green and dry wood, making the grain and shape of a bowl work together, carving, texturing and coloring techniques, use of turning tools, tool sharpening, and sanding techniques. Each student is encouraged to work at his/her own pace.

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SWF, 34, MOTHER OF TWO BOYS ISO SWM, 25-45 who shares the same interests, who is honest, caring and likes to cuddle, take walks, watch movies, go out to dinner, etc. 3909

“THIS LITTLE HEART OF MINE” SEEKS it’s cosmic connection for some mighty high-vibrations on an inner/outer journey of creative vision, down-to-Earth-living and soul-expression. Ageless spirit, youthful-body, veggie diet, radiant energy, 50+ years. 3729

INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT, FUN-LOVING 59 YO California transplant, loves the outdoors, kayaking, hiking, gardening, animals, cooking, literature, rock and classical music. Politically progressive, well-traveled. Seeks kindred spirit. 3904

DWPF, 45, PETITE, ISO STABLE, KIND, big teddy bear kinda guy for mutual giving relationship. Romance is a +. I love time w/my sons. I enjoy sports, caring for my pets, camping, swimming, traveling, motorcycles, movies and a good laugh. 3710

25 YO WF, 5’2”, 108 LBS., INTERESTED in meeting M who were born in the 70’s for fun. Please, no one over 200 lbs. 3902 WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO would not mind exploring this life together. Very talented and friendly. Be in touch, can’t do it alone. 3901

WANTED: A PATH W/A HEART. RIGHTseeing , right-knowing, right-action are a must. Also appreciated, compassion, simplicity, creativity. Me: sweet and kind, European, 35 YO single mom, educated, w/genuine interest in human suffering, spiritual practices, art. 3626

ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, ACTIVE, FUN, FIT, healthy SWPF, 5’5’ w/inviting eyes and nice smile, enjoys travel, biking, sailing, movies, etc. Seeks handsome, NS, physically active, intelligent PM, 35-48, to share interests, intimacy and passion for each other. Burlington-area. 3899

57 YO SWPF SEEKS COMPANION. I’M attractive if aged, humorous and serious, academic yet down to earth, sometimes lonely but happy. Interests include town and country, performing arts, museums, movies, nature, walking, easy bicycling, environmental causes, travel near and far.

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ATTRACTIVE, BUXOM, SWF, 62+, N/S, enjoys life and adventure. Loves the country and animals, both 2 and 4-legged. ISO SWM, 62-65 for fun, companionship and whatever else! If you pass up this ad, your loss! 3891 TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF, LATE 40s, “muy” attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 3832

LOVELY, BRIGHT AND ARTISTIC NSWF, 40ish, w/an eye on the classic and an eye on individuality. Seeks a S, NSWM with commendable attributes and appeal. Inspired by the simple, yet appreciative of the grand.

Serious inquiries only, please! 3623 ARTISTIC, GREGARIOUS, 30 YO W SEEKS a stress-relieving M w/humor, wit and a supportive nature. Prefer snowboarder/ skier or biker for companionship, adventure and LTR. Dog and advanced degree a +. Age 25-35. 3615

SWF, 27, 5’2”, LONG DARK HAIR BIG brown eyes. ISO SM, 27-34. Must have brains, a great sense of humor and love both Superman and pecan pie. 3816

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50+. NS/ND. 3610 WARMHEARTED COUNTRY-GIRL, ISO tall, muscular, respectful Arab M, 35-45 for honest/sincere relationship. Enjoy being pampered, mountains, camping, animals, the Great Escape, intimate-conversation, home-cooked meals? Me too!

No games please! 3609 OPEN, HONEST, CONTENT, EGALITARIAN adventurer ISO happy, secure gentleman, 60’s or thereabouts, whose penchants may include politics, gardening, spirituality, travel, skiing, Celtic culture and connectedness, performing and creative art, the experience of food and other sensual delights. All replies answered. 3606 SWPF, 40, ISO S/DWPM, 35-50, ND/NS. I enjoy animals, reading, writing, cuddling and kissing. Let’s use the summer to tour our beautiful state and get to know one another. Friendship first, honesty a must. Let’s talk and meet. 3603 WI SEEKING SWM: I’M IN MY 60’S, 5’4”, 130 lbs., hazel-eyes, brown-hair. Looking for caring, good-looking, well-groomed, sensitive type. Still active. For fun, possible LTR. Burlington/Plattsurgh-area. No couch potatoes. 3601 DWF, 38, VOLUPTUOUS, SEXY, 5FT., brown/green, independent, active, adventurous, funny. Seeking LTR w/emotionally/financially secure M, 30-45. Must be attractive, fit, enjoy sports, cuddling, long walks and children. 3465 SWF, NS/ND, 50+, ISO NICE SM, 50+ for possible LTR. Enjoy motorcycle rides, kayaking, movies, music, dancing, simple pleasures. Looking for emotionally stable, passionate guy who’s not afraid to express his feelings, if only w/me. 3460 HOT, SINGLE, POOR-ASS CO-ED LOOKING for a sweetie to take me to a night where all cows are black. Show me the stars and I’ll show you my love. 3458

57 YO ISO HONEST, HARD-WORKING M who enjoys fishing, camping and boating in the summer. Quiet evenings at home in the winter. Someone to spend quality time with. Must have a sense of humor and be very lovable. 3439 DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO be cowboys: Looking for a rugged, mildmannered, adventurous, intellectual guy w/sensitive side. I’m creative, independent, 39 w/smarts. Responsibility, selfawareness and a clue are essential. 3425 ATTRACTIVE, SWF, 38, ISO SWPM. 3545. Seeks emotionally mature, attractive, humorous M to enjoy movies, cooking, intellectual conversations and dancing.

Loves new adventures, amusement parks.

Enjoys tennis, bicycling and X-C skiing.

Smokers and substance users, please do not respond. 3417 TERRIBLE LAND ALLERGY? ME TOO! Summer time when the livin’ is-sail, swim, dance, paddle, your boat or mine!

Adventurous piscean, 47 YO, F seeks water loving teen/cat friendly DPM to bark at the moon with, hike, catch the sunrise, all over lake Champlain. 3409 HERE I AM AGAIN, PUTTING AN ADD IN the Personals. I’m beginning to wonder about you M out there. Do you not like someone who is honest, sincere, loyal and loves life? Call me and I’ll fill you in. 3414 FREE BEER: GET YOUR ATTENTION? SWF, 28, sincerely sarcastic reality TV junkie and chocolate lover seeking SPM. Once past the self-deprecating humor, you’ll find a diamond or great cubic zirconium w/a passionate and voluptuous personality. 3242

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I have heard rumors that his wife, Lynne, also has a Sapphic side. Is this true?

Curious in Colchester Dear Curious, Lynne Cheney has never said which way she swings. But back in 1981, when her husband was serving his first term as a congressman from Wyoming, Cheney published Sisters, a bodice-ripper set in frontier days. The Faucet paperback includes strong women, attempted rapes and undercurrents of lesbian love. In April, New American Library wanted to re-issue the novel, which has long been out of print, but the author just said no, demurring that the book doesn’t represent her “best work.”

(The Second Lady has published seven books altogether, including the best-selling kids’ book America: A Patriotic Primer and the intriguingly titled Telling the Truth.)

You can buy Sisters on eBay for $100, or read it online for free. The book is being posted as a public service at http://www.livejournal.com/~lynnecheney/. Although reading it won’t answer your question about Lynne’s proclivities, it’s easy to imagine why the author might be intrigued by sexual scenarios that don’t involve a Dick.

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SEVEN DAYS | august 25-september 01, 2004 | 7Dpersonals 21B

SWM SEEKS SF, 21-35, FOR FRIENDSHIP and potentially LTR. Active, hard-working w/goals in life. A caring, sensitive individual looking to share life, fun and adventure. Enjoys both indoor and outdoor fun and loves food. 3915 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS? Intelligent, outdoorsy, funny, attractive 26 YO SPAM, ISO a sweet, slender, attractive SF for an adventurous LTR and more.

5’8”, 160 lbs, athletic and educated. Love to cuddle and nibble. Interested to bond our busy lives together? 3911 GENTLE SOUL, QUICK MIND, FIRM BODY and caring heart seeks same in F 43-55, who enjoys life’s simple beauties and wants to create a special relationship. I am a financially independent P. 3907 20 YO M, AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER, looking for 18-25 YO attractive F to model. 3905 WANTED: ASTONISHING PUNK GYRL (OR femme tranny), into fiddle music, contras, eco-leftist, public tenderness, bedroom dominance, mind-bending gender warp. Or so. Monogamy fine. Or not. Me: BIM, older, look boringly straight. Honey, don’t let appearances deceive. 3893 THE SEASON IS CHANGING AND SOON IT will be my favorite time of year. the crisp mornings and the afternoon colors sure make me feel alive. The only downfall is that the days are shorter so I need to find things at home to keep me occupied. Are you willing to help entertain me? SPM, 31, active, loves the outdoors. ISO, I’m not sure exactly, but I know it will be fun. 3890 HEAVEN KNOWS, ANYTHING GOES, OVER, under, sideways, down. Summer’s good time is almost gone. SWM, 52, somewhat sensible, sensitive, intensely sensual, galactic hitchhiker ISO a nice, long ride to the heart of the universal mind. Art, music, nature, lover, more. 3888 SAILING PARTNER, NS, RETIRED EXECUtive ISO companion to help sail 24’ sailboat on Lake Champlain this summer. Sailing experience not necessary, but a love of water and a sense of humor are a plus.

Maine coast sailing is also possible. 3887 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5’11”, blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3886 YOUTHFUL 42 YO, NS PM ISO KINDRED spirit to share hiking, camping, 4-season outdoor adventures. Passion for playing and listening to folk and bluegrass music.

Athletic, hardworking, and dependable, great sense of humor, serious nature. ISO LTR w/right country girl. 3829 LAID BACK IN THE MOUNTAINS DWM, 53. I enjoy long rides, walks, camping, fishing and going out. People say I have a nice personality. ISO the same. I have a lot of love to give. Do you? Call me. 3828

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS!! PM, 32, FIT like to have fun. ISO attractive, fit, athletic F, w/sense of humor, and likes food, wine, movies, dancing, sports, animals.

Kids are cool. NS please. 3822 SWM, 24, EDUCATED, FINANCIALLY healthy tall, skinny and responsible. ISO SWF w/similar interests of hiking, biking, jogging, camping and the tear-jerker movie watcher. If you are honest and looking for a LTR give me a call tonight. 3813 I’M HUMOROUS, HANDSOME, ORGANIC I have boomer values, am an anarchist/ atheist and don’t believe in the death penalty, even for vegetarians and Republicans. The only thing I can’t tolerate is intolerance, but funny, pretty, irreverent and irrelevant women amuse me. LTR. 3811 SWM ISO AN EXTREME TYPE OF WOMAN, who skis black diamonds, mt. bikes and enjoys fitness, adventures, motorcycles.

Me: kind, caring, easy going, NS/SD. 3805 LIKE GRAY EYES? PONYTAILS? TRAIN sounds? Musically immersed, middle-aged ectomorphs? Fresh-brewed coffee, say, Guatemalan? Think voice greetings are stupid? Free radio is happening? Smokers have no rights whatever, until they pick up their butts? Well then, jackpot! 3803 OUTDOOR AND INTELLECTUAL ADVENTURER SWPM, 45, no kids, seeks intelligent and reasonably fit partner, 30-50, to live heartily. Interests include travel, films, and good food and drink. Cycling and XC skiing a plus. NS/ND please. 3801 ATTRACTIVE SWM, 40, SMOKER ISO attractive older SWF, 60+, who smokes and has no kids, for serious relationship.

Interests include movies and music. 3797 A RUNNER’S HI: MIDDLE-AGED, KIND, perceptive runner is ready for LTR. Openminded, liberal, loves jazz, books, drawing, children, photography, dancing, libraries and NY Mets. NS. I seek kind, friendly, intelligent F for LTR based on mutual caring. 3735 SWM, 31, WHIMSICAL BURLINGTON artist/geek seeks creative individual. I enjoy riding on the bike path, long programming sessions and rainy evening Looney Tune marathons. Let’s inspire each other’s art. 3733 EROTIC DANCER SEEKS LTR: I WOULD slowly take off all my clothes, rubbing my muscular body all over you, flexing my buttocks in your face. I would pour melted chocolate all over you, licking and touching your sweet, tasting... 3727 20 YO FIRE FIGHTER SEEKING TO KINDLE friendship, maybe love fire. Kind, sincere, honest, seeking same. No license, car is needed. I’ll pay gas though. Me: 6’1”, br/br. Caucasian looks shouldn’t matter if we’re to be. 3726

UNIQUE SWM, 30 YO HONEST, CLEANcut, great listener, lean, hardworking, enjoys camping, hunting, walks, animals, motorsports, bowling, movies, dinners, motorcycles. Looking for SF, 19-40 YO, to enjoy some similarities together, the simple things life has to offer. 3723 THIS IS FOR ALL THE LADIES IN THE house. Are there any single ladies left in Burlington? Here’s the deal, I’m an adorable, veggie eatin’, bass playin’, artsy-type w/a big heart. Everybody’s friend ISO a muse. 31 YO. 3718 INTENSE ORGASMS AFTER LONG HOURS of heated passion are yours to enjoy!

Teasing and tempting play is a daily must!

ISO hot, kick-ass, intelligent, F lover for erotic lust-filled LTR. This tall, strong, sexy, SWM wants you so bad. 3716 TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME SWM, 27, Burlington-area, athletic/fit, searching for my other half. She knows I enjoy romantic nights out or quiet evenings at home. She also knows I’m very passionate and sensual. I know she’s here somewhere. 3715 ATTRACTIVE, 35 YO, FUN, FIT, PLAYFUL, intellectual, late-bloomer, educated and traveled. Seeks physically active, healthy, 35 YO or younger for play partner, potentially leading to LTR. In Burlington. 3703 NIGHT SHIFT WORKER, SWPM 51 YO ISO SF with the same work schedule. I am an easy-going, quiet type-person w/a good sense of humor and great attitude. Give me a call. 3696 HOPELESS ROMANTIC, SEMI-HOMEBODY, SWM, 38 YO, ISO friend/lover. Love movies, eating out, being outside, long talks and laughing. Me: br/br, 170 lbs., love Red Sox and Bruins, goatee, 5’7”. Smoker. I’m easy to get to know, so call. 3694 KIND, EDUCATED, NON-TRADITIONAL, grounded, artistic SWPM, NS, 48 YO, BR/BR Buddhist enjoys live music, foreign films, theater, folk dancing, social activism, hiking, gardening, holistic healing, peace and simplicity. Looking for similar WF, NS, on the path. Kids nearly grown. Join me. 3652 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS., CLEAN-CUT C, passionate, compassionate, good conversationalist, physically attractive, simple lifestyle. Day trips, snack bars, local events, movies, concerts, plays, country music, rock, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-58, dating, companionship, romance, cuddling, affection, similar interest. 3651 OFF FOR THE SUMMER? SEEKING A travel-minded gal who would like to share a 2-3 week cross-country trip in late August. LTR possible, but just company would be great, too. Let’s pack our boots and plan our destinations. 3649

SWM, 46, INTO BOOKS, MOVIES AND living in the country. Looking for SF, bright, happy and loving for LTR. ND. 40-45 YO. 3648 I’VE GOT A FEELING, IT STARTS W/AN I and ends with a U. SWM, 47, 5’11”, 180 lbs.

Healthy, fit, ambitious, active, hard-working, good-looking, NS, very light-drinker seeks attractive, fit, smart lady for movies, dinner, fairs, family and animals. LTR. 3645 35 YO HANDSOME M, NICE TOOLS, ATHletic, reliable, emotional/financially healthy.

Fine cuisine at home, sexy Italian/Irish bad-boy but a real sweetheart, passion and adventure, live in dead social scene 30 minutes from Burlington/LC Islands. ISO WPF, 25-35. Healthy and fit but a woman who will eat an occasional donut. 3640 TALL, HUMOROUS, GRACIOUS, EDUCATED SWM seeks fit, gentle, alluring NS SWF, 40-48, to share local haunts and country jaunts. Scrabble players and nature enthusiasts get extra points. 3638 ANY REAL, AVAILABLE WOMEN OUT THERE? Looking to connect w/attractive, slim-tomedium build, spontaneous, adventurous, open-minded, easy-going F who enjoys intimacy and romance. Me: attractive, dark-haired, muscular build, youngerlooking, 45 YO M seeking that special connection for possible LTR. 3633 MODELS WANTED! PHOTOGRAPHER, 20 YO M looking for attractive 18-25 F’s for paid photo shoots. 3627 41 YO SW DAD. MY SON IS MY NUMBERone priority, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have time for you. Who knows, we might just click. So take a chance, call now! Let’s talk. NS/ND. 3617 COMPANION FOR RETIRED GENT WHO enjoys road bicycling, sailing, dinners in Montreal, travel, other interests. SWM, 6’1”, 170 lbs., blue and white. Must be available and willing to share your adventurous background. All calls answered. 3611 BRUISED AND BATTERED BUT UNBOWED relationship warrior. SWM, 40, NS/ND, rare.

Emotionally/financially secure but incomplete. I run, swim, climb, garden, ride, ski, etc. Seeking friendship with a kind, happy muse. LTR as a result: huge bonus. 3605 MUSICIAN , CARPENTER, NATURE-LOVER, handsome, kind 45 YO, 5’9”, 215 lbs., long, curly, brown-hair. Hoping to meet an openminded, healthy F, 35-55. Love of children and animals a +. I have a great life, I just need someone to share it with! 3599

TALL COWBOY W/TUXEDO SEEKS ATTRACtive, slim, cowgirl, 25-50, for moonlit rides, gourmet cooling to diners. Opera to country. tighten your cinch and call this 6’2”, 195 lb., 52 YO. 3469 DWM, 37 YO, ADDISON COUNTY, EDUcated, fit. Looking for someone to share simple life. Love my daughter, dogs, outdoors, good beer, RV camping. Landscaper by summer, ski, snowshoe and relax in winter. Honesty and values a must. 3466 VEGETARIAN GENTLEMAN-FARMER, JACKof-all-trades ISO fair, young damsel on a white horse, or mule w/meadows that need haying. Comes w/tractor and baler, etc. Into simplicity, off-grid, new and old ideas. Letters preferred. 3464 ISO ACTIVE, NS, 45-55 YO F INTERESTED in music, outdoor activities and more.

Please be emotionally available, selfaware and interested in the possibility of a LTR. 3462 MID-AGED MAWM SEEKS UGLY F OR F’S to have wild sex and intimate times together. Age, size, nor race is important.

All inquiries will be responded to. 3454 ROMANTIC HEART SEEKING A PASSIONate, committed relationship, LTR. I want to hold you in my arms and tell you how much you mean to me. Take you anywhere you want to go for dinner and treat you as the princess you are! 3450 SWM, 31, SIMPLE, LAID BACK PROF. Enjoys photography, travel and spontaneous adventures. ISO emotionally secure, NS/ND, SPF, 25+ to share my busy lifestyle. Must have great sense of humor, willingness to endure long weekdays for pleasant, peaceful, cozy weekends. 3449 HIGHLY APPEALING AND AVAILABLE, health- conscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, classical and country music, Formula 1 racing , country-living. Seeks a beautiful soul mate who is easy-going, warm, sensual, classy. 40-50ish. 3444 SWM, 26 YO, 6 FT, MUSCULAR BUILD. ISO plus sized women. I like them large.

Possible LTR if you’re in my range. 3429 NEW TO TOWN, OK, NOT REALLY, BUT still looking. 33, love to swim, camp, garden, eat local fare. Looking for a conscientious guy who is interested, w/a sense of humor and I have to say it, pretty fit. 3426

I AM 6 FT., BALDING ON TOP, SALT AND pepper hair, very easy-going. All calls will be answered. Don’t be afraid, give me a call. 3471

DIAMOND AND SWEET PEA GUY, 31, born in April. ISO similar qualities in SF. Interests include athletic/outdoor enthusiast, helping w/charitable events.

NS/social drinker, 26-40. Friends first, possible LTR. 3416

TRAVEL-MATE DESIRED FOR RELATIONship and adventure-partner. DWM, middleages, 5’9”, 155, reasonably attractive and fun to be with. ISO open-minded F for outdoor-fun, Burlington nightlife and whatever works to create a shared relationship. 3470

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DPW, DAD, SEEKING FIT WF, 33-45 YO, confident, spontaneous and creative to enjoy and share supportive conversations, cookouts, movies, some travel and occasional dress-up and stepping out. NS. 3410

25 YO GWF, SORT-BUTCH, CUTE LITTLE cowgirl, loves romantic strolls, playing in mud puddles and nights by the woodstove. Longs for someone to share mud hopping with! Love of simple life a +! 3920

HANDSOME, MASCULINE 26 YO GWM, seeking other boys, 23-35, who are also handsome and masculine, for friendship and maybe more. 3903

LOOKING FOR ROMANCE? DWM, 41, smoker. Good build/looks. Wants to meet a slender lady, 34 - 48, who enjoys music, the sun, water, good food, great conversation and be as affectionate as myself.

Good kissers a +. Much more. 3408

BI-CURIOUS F LOOKING FOR A LITTLE fun. I want to fulfill a fantasy for me and possibly let my boyfriend watch to fulfill one of his fantasies. Discretion/chemistry a must. All calls will be answered. 3917

ATTRACTIVE, BLONDE, 5’8’, 175 LBS., DPM, early 50’s. Fit, firm, happy. Sunsets slow me down, thunderstorms exhilarate, a romantic, reader, museum enthusiast and frequenter of the Flynn Space. ISO beautiful F, complete in herself, willing to share and explore life’s possibilities. 3406 SLOW-MOVING 44 YO ON THE PROWL FOR fun loving F, who sees that a man’s emotions are important to befriending someone, as is his physique. I have a slew of interests, well-educated and haven’t been in many relationships. There’s no time like the present for us to swing into action.

3474 22 YO SWM, TONED, 135 LBS. NO PRIOR relationships, looking for a “friends” first maybe a LTR. ISO mature SF, 18-35, average or slightly better build. No games, ND. Barre-Montpelier area, unless you can travel some. 3435 NOT YOUR AVERAGE LUMBERJACK: 33 YO, fit and good-looking SWM logger working on forestry degree seeks lovely F companion to spend time with. Love of art, cooking and German Shepherds earns big bonus points. 3431 LOOKING FOR F WHO WANTS IT ALL: DWPM, 47, looks 35, attractive, secure, compassionate, intelligent, sensual, playful, does housework, active/athletic, spiritual, loves nature, outdoor- play, kids, slow food, fast food, the world of ideas.

Why do others shy away? Hanover/ Woodstock. 3430 MAWM, VERY CUTE, WELL-HUNG. VERY loving. Love kissing and hugging. I want out. I need a new lover, someone to take me in and start over. I am a hard-worker.

FF, 150-200 lbs. Please help, I need love.

F’s 30-55. 3424 DARK-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED, CLEANshaven, easygoing SWM, 52. Enjoys live music, dancing, camping, cards, pool, Nascar, dining in/out. ISO SF, 40-55, sincere. For friends or LTR. 3420 SWM LOOKING TO MAKE THESE “DOGdays” of summer more bearable. I need a SWF, 30-50, open-minded, adventurous, picnics, dancing, dinners under the stars or just a walk on the waterfront. 3411

STEEL FRAME HARDTAIL, 35, SEEKING lively components to float up hills, roll through obstacles and leap w/faith upon descents. Desire easy-shifting, resiliency under stress. Anatomically appropriate saddle essential, aggressive tread a +, reflective mirrors a spoke of luck. 3898 BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, SMART, SILLY BLONDE, 28, ISO friendship w/benefits w/right female. Someone to chase butterflies, have great sexual energy, educated, kinky, well-kept. Fun, friendly, erotic F who is ready to get out from behind these screens and meet/experience the real thing. 3824 39 YO FIT P BI-CURIOUS F ISO 26-35 YO F for fun and new experiences. I am looking for someone who is fairly fit and enjoys staying in shape. 3713 35 YO, SGF LOOKING TO MEET NEW people, make new friends and then see what happens. I love all women’s sports and I play a sport myself. Like to dance, listen to most kinds of music, friendly, caring and understanding. 3619 OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER, BUT still looking for true love. 46, 5’8”, blueeyes, dark-hair. Like fine wine; I’m spicy, complex, intense. I’m active, emotionally/financially secure. Seeking compatible partner for enjoying life’s journey. 3597 I AM 37 YO, MOTHER OF TWO WONDERful little girls. Looking for a friend and maybe more. Only time will tell. 3452 LOOKING FOR GREAT FRIENDS: I AM 50ish, 5’5”,135 lbs, educated, many interests, NS, vegetarian, non-drug user, nondrinker, love to travel, quiet nights at home, reading, prof.movies, videos and dancing. Anyone out there? Let’s meet for coffee or wine. 3448 NSGF, SLIM, FEMININE, DISTINCTIVE, bright, educated, colorful, poetic, creative, playful w/depth, looks for the same, 40-50’s, to share this life! Be selfsupporting, responsible, dependable. Love of nature, music, world cinema, literature and dance a plus! 3436

BURLINGTON-AREA: SM, 54, NATURElover, nudist. Enjoys the outdoors, reading, beaches, out-going, open-minded, romantic, adventurous. ISO fun, romantic, adventurous F to share thoughts, starrynights and sun-filled days. 3410

21 YO BOY-TOY, GWM, 220 LBS., SEEKing guys under 28 for hot, passionate lovemaking sessions. I like to service others and be serviced. I am versatile and love to suck and rim. You must be NS/ND. 3900 MIDDLE-AGED WM, ISO WM, 65+ FOR friendship and occasional rewarding romance. Let’s talk. I’m clean and discreet. 3827

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BIWM, 35, VERY ATTRACTIVE, HEALTHY, open and positive. Seeking BIWF that is friendly, open and sensual. Interested in good conversation, fun and friendship, intimacy and possibly LTR. Will respond to all replies. 3908 EXPERT ORAL OFFERED: MABIM SEEKS S/BIM. You’ll love my service. Will drop, suck and swallow only if you are under 40, hung, in-shape, no bellies, clean, disease-free, discreet and not gay. No exceptions. If this isn’t you, don’t call. 3725

GWM, TIRED OF TRAVELING/DINING alone ISO GM, 38-55, NS/ND, for weekend getaways, flea markets, day trips, cooking, back roads and developing a relationship. 3794

DO YOU ACHE TO SERVE? THE KARMIC pathways of your contrition involves much kneeling. ISO French maids, obsessive good-housekeepers and Mr. Cleans. Merely be eager to serve, mop-skilled and willing to submit to strict discipline. 3647

ATTRACTIVE 40 YO GWPM, 5’10”, 160 lbs., Br/Bl. ISO young guys who live in, on, or around Colchester, Milton or Islands. Day or night, indoors or outdoors to ride this hot bottom, who is a top, too. Discreet. 3793

BI-CURIOUS SWM, 36, EAGER TO GIVE oral for first time. Seek someone 20-30 YO who is hung. Let me show you what I can do on my knees. If you have responded to this ad in the past, please try again. 3636

I’M JUST A BOY-TOY WHO WOULD LOVE to pleasure you however you need it.

Completely versatile, love to suck and rim. Your needs are mine. I’m an attractive, muscular, 32 YO searching for a fit, handsome, young master, under 28. 3691

MABIF LOOKING FOR BIF, OPEN-MINDED and clean to join M/F CU for fun. 3629

MAWBIM, NICE-LOOKING, 6’4”, 240 LBS. Seeking M for daytime fun. Very discreet and D/D-free. You be the same. No games, just safe fun. 3646

IS YOUR HOT, SWEATY, HAIRY-CHEST not getting the attention it deserves?

MABI, 43 good-looking, well-built, M isn’t either. Let’s see if we can work this out.

Private and very discreet. 3463

SMOOTH, WELL-DEFINED CHINESEAmerican stud is calling lean guys w/great buns and beautiful faces to pose for photos. Moderate compensation. Shoot you in your naked bodies or in the most fantastic clothing you already have worn.

Indoor/outdoor. Also looking for a couple of rimming artists. Do have a splendid summer! 3600 DWM, 55 SEEKS GROUP OF M, SUNDAY nights - Wednesdays. My place. 3445 AM, 30’S, 5’7”, 140, ISO M, 21-40, FOR no strings attached fun, must be in good shape, not overweight, no femmes, straight , curious and BI are a +. If you are not into AM, don’t bother. 3473 GWM, 31, LOOKS 24. 5’9, 160, BR/BR, seeking hot masculine BI/S carpenter for hot fun. Looking to give oral and also a bottom guy would be a big plus. Also, a somewhat hairy chested guy preferred.

Total discretion is assured! 3429 40 YO BOTTOM IN ST. ALBANS, LOOKING for older M or CU to use my body in anyway they want. I’d love to be collared and do as I’m ordered. Let this slave submit to you, please. 3427 SWM, 27 YO, 250 LBS., LOOKING FOR FUN. Into oral. Want to have top/bottom fun.

Age and size unimportant. Discreet only.

Guys my size a plus. 3423

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i spy MT MOOSILAUKE, 8/14: I SPY CURLYbrown hair through the trees talking to the birds. I was w/dad. You were hiking w/mom. Your mom told me lots about you. UVM ‘02? Let’s ditch the rents and take our own pace. 3922 8/13: WHEN YOU MAKE ME FOOD, IT puts me in the mood. We chat daily. How can you be so oblivious to my advances?

You nourish me more than you know, but until you do, I’ll just have the special. 3921 I SPY A PIMP-PRINCESS! BARTENDERS don’t stand a chance. BB’s quiver. Girls lose their men. May your Malibu/pineapple/PMS runneth over and may there be Mac and Cheese forever! 3919 YOU: CUTE BRUNETTE IN SOUTH BURLington w/silver Audi. Me: PM in mid-20’s, always in a suit. Having a party, would like to invite you. Stop in and introduce yourself. 3914

NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue.

I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 3809

I SPY A BAND THAT RESPECTS NEITHER their phans nor their adopted home state, only the almighty dollar. 3913

60ISH, 5’11, 180, ACTIVE, TRAVELS, ANY and all show entertainment, my expense.

Would enjoy hearing from 40-60 YO lady w/no hang-ups on being catered to, in a gentle, sexual way. All calls answered. 3730

PURE POP, FRIDAY 8/13: YOU: THE DARKhaired siren organizing CDs. I was struck by your smile and found myself wishing for fewer customers or more courage. My quest for Gypsy-jazz was luckless; perhaps I could get your phone number instead? 3912

30 YO F, NEW TO AREA ISO F FRIENDS for hanging out and doing athletic events to stay in shape. I like to run, bike, hike and of course, shop. 3714

SOUTH ON 89, 6 A.M. ME: REDHEAD IN VW. You: M in TMI truck playing w/your dog. I would let our dogs play! 3910

HEALTHY, VIBRANT WPM, 60 YO, ISO WPF for friendship. Occupation and desires do not allow for drug-users or alcohol abusers. Letter first. 3612 WICKED-FUN STEPMOTHER’S DRINKING society: Come out to play! Bring big heart, sense of humor, war stories and leave the little darlings w/dad! Yee-haw! 3461 60+ M, GREAT SHAPE, ACTIVE, SEEKS individual(s) or groups (M), interested in making new acquaintances for day-trips, art excursions, outdoor activities. Education, cultural interests a +. Burlington-area, but not essential. 3455

DAN FROM PLAINFIELD: YOU HAVE THREE goats and you made me laugh. Wanted to say good-bye but couldn’t find you. I’m glad I met you. 3906 CARLOS: SPIED YOU AT BACK TO BLACK at Echo, 5/1. You: wearing “notice me” red blazer. I noticed. Will you be at Back to Black at Quarry Hill on 9/17? I’ll be the one in the “notice me” red dress! 3897 TO IT’S WARMER OVER HERE: YOU SAID “wow”, but I deleted my profile and now can’t respond. What would you read to me? 3896 I SPY A HANDSOME TOAD! MAY I PRETTY please keep on kissing you, even if you’re already my Prince Charming? Let’s not forget how to play now that the tadpole has crossed the pond. I’m all yours. Ribbit! 3894

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YOU, VERY PRETTY AND FIT LADY AT Saturday ChewChewFest w/your teen(?) daughter, whose hair was unique color, and your belt was also distinctive. Me, tall, fit WIM w/glasses, shorts and Tshirt. We exchanged smiles/glances! Are you available/interested? 3799

LOVER, I SPY YOU BEING SO SEXY AND wonderful that I want to unwrap you and feed you mangos and champagne.

Seriousness can neither make my adoration falter nor my excitement wane. 3831

SEARS AUTOMOTIVE, 6/21, ENJOYED talking w/you about music and astrology before leaving for Phish tour. Came back to get tires but you were gone. Coffee sometime? Call me if you want to finish the conversation. 3796

THURS., RED SQUARE. HOT, SCRUFFY guy, said you worked for Burton. How about doing a little work on me? My bay is open, wanna dry-dock? No need to shave, I don’t!!! 3830 N. YOU’VE GOT ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE how insanely happy I am. You are one of the strongest people I know. With love, your honeybear weasel and fat squirrel.

FLATBREAD, 7/5. YOU: GREEN BLOUSE, pointy shoes. Me: gray shirt, saddle shoes, couldn’t take my eyes off you. You were ravishing at Silver Lake. Couldn’t believe I was standing next to you at JR’s in Smithfield. Want to go steady? 3821 YOU 3 GIRLS, REGGAE AND THE DEAD FANS on Rt. 7, going as far as Bank. Dead show in Boston that week. Me: hitching a ride. Thanks. New to area, looking to meet good people. Love to hang out sometime. 3820 I SPY A NEW GREEN MT. GIRL FORMERLY known as Cletis. You stood us up at Lucinda, but I guess you were busy.

Heard you’re living in Morrisville now?

Can’t wait to see you! 3819 YOU RENT SHOP SPACE IN THE BASEment of the building I live in. I’ve always wanted to see Savanna. 3817 HOTPANTS, TOOTES, SWEETCHEEKS YOU all receive the best friends/roomies award. I love and miss you all, but winter will be here before you know it. Here’s a toast from Granada, Baby Cakes. 3815 TO THOSE FETID PESTLES WHO STOLE our golf clubs on the UVM green...karma man, karma. 3810 STOWE, CHARLIE B’S, FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU are a beautiful blonde who likes my shirt and eyes, but as I blinked you vanished.

I’m sleepless, call me! 3808 8/6, MONTPELIER FARMERS’ MARKET. YOU spied on me and my blueberries but refused to let me spy back. Best 30 minutes of my life. Please allow me my 3 questions on 9/6. I don’t mean to scare you. 3807 8/7, I SPY AN AMAZING PF WHO NOW works for UVM making sick money, salary.

Good job. Love ya. Proud of ya. From, just kidding. 3806 THURS. 8/5, BLOCKBUSTER. YOU: LIME green shirt, waiting patiently for help. I smiled. You smiled. My pal yelled out “My friend thinks you’re hot!” It’s so true. I hope you went home happy, ‘cause I was bummed to leave ya. 3804

KAHIKI MOON, 8/4: LOVELY BRUNETTE server wearing a navy and white dress, white blossoms behind your ear. You have such poise and style, that I’d be intimidated but for your beautiful smile. Me? I’m shy, but talented. 3736 K-DWAG: WE LOVE TO LOVE YOU. WE’LL miss your nice poopah while you’re in PA. Don’t forget us! Good-bye and “action in the back section.” 3734 MISS BRASH: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE since I heard the story about Steven Tyler, the airplane and the Waltham Orchard’s apple. Was it a Gayla or Honeycrisp? The windy city winks 950 miles in your direction. 3732 STARBUCKS DOWNTOWN, 8/5: YOU: wearing blue sweater and jeans, sitting talking w/two friends. Me: white sweater, button-down shirt, jeans. Heard part of your conversation and was intrigued. You said you thought you’d meet your dream woman that night. Did you? 3731 I SPY MY SPACE-HELMET SPUD-LOVER through a pink Planet cosmo; playful refreshment, the finest ingredients, love’s dizzying intoxication. Stroll with me, drunk with love, toward beautiful miracles and endless honeymoons. Your cavern awaits. 3728 SARAH, 7/27: THANKS FOR INTRODUCING yourself and your friends at Red Square. I think you are beautiful and are a sweetheart. Sorry, was too nervous to find right things to say. 3722 HANDSOME M W/THE SWEET GOLDEN Retriever puppy, 7/29. We were sitting on the Savoy’s steps, waiting to see Fahrenheit 9/11. The woman on my right rubbed your dog’s belly, looking for her special spot. I wondered about yours. 3721 YOU: VOICE OF THE AIRWAVES, CRITICAL of Winifred. Me: taking exception to your verbiage. 7/28, we talked and you were smart, funny and flirty. That hook-me-up thing isn’t for me, but you may be. 3720 TO THE LITE-BRITE SEX-POT: SO, WE ALL know about your good Bush, bad Bush, but what happens if someone whacks the bad Bush? Will you still get any good Bush? Still harassing the street beggars, huh? 3719 7/31, I SPY W/MY BIG BLUE EYES THE wicked cute owner of the little chocolate lab named Diesel, whom my boxer Baxter had previously spied. Let’s walk the dogs together so we can “play”. 3717

I SPY A TRUCK DRIVIN’ MAMA W/A bartender fetish. Thanks for being there for me during these crazy times, you’re the best! Happy 25th Birthday, beautiful! 3802

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BREWER BABE: YOU’VE BEEN SPIED AT the Dead at SPAC, Burlington Jazz Fest and the drive-in w/an older, handsome fellow. He must know how to please. I always enjoy your excitement for new adventures. P.S. Your butt is finally mine, your favorite lover. 3889

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IF YOU WANT HOT SEX, WE ARE IT! ME: 42, 6ft., 160 lbs., hung, good body, straight. Her: strawberry-blonde, BI, a tigress. She is a sexual superwoman. We please. A nice, honest CU. The best fun you will have this summer, guaranteed. 3424 WCU ISO SLIM/PETITE BIF, 18-30. US: clean, attractive, fit, athletic. no drugs.

You: be same. fun, submissive, a +, but not necessary. Hiking, camping, movies, concerts, intimate times. Call. 3421 CU SEEKS BIF FOR FIRST TIME ENCOUNter. Open to what ever you’re comfortable with. We are P and discreet. 3407

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TWO 23 YO F’S SEEKING A M VALET. Experience preferred, desire to please a must. Should be able to accommodate our every need. 3895

KINKY FANTASY: ME: 24, HIM: 32. WE are looking for M 18-35 in Barre-area who enjoys receiving oral. I want to watch my boyfriend give another man oral and have you give him a facial. 3916

AT TIMES NEED SOME DISCIPLINE: Searching for an old-fashioned, redblooded M who treats a women w/respect and courtesy, but will use a firm hand when necessary. Glass half-full always.

Please be over 50. 3688

PCU, 40+, ISO BIM TO EXPLORE SEXUAL 3-some w/in Burlington area. We are new to the experience and would like to be shown the ropes. We have lots of energy and hope for the same from you. Serious inquiries only. 3814

44 YO FFF ISO A M FOR SOME ADULT fun or a BI-curious F for first-time experience. D/D free, NS. Not interested in LTR. Discretion a must. No strings attached. All calls will be returned. 3650

WE’LL WATCH YOU AND YOU CAN WATCH us, then we’ll see what happens next.

Love playing outdoors. MACU, 55 and 45 years old, bi-curious, first time, seeking similar. 3800 CLEAN, SEXY, ACTIVE, GORGEOUS CU ISO fun, attractive, flirty F friend. A little extra around the waist is OK. 18-26, 420 friendly, camping, concerts and hanging out. Give us a call, let’s have fun together. 3795 MACU: WE ARE LOOKING FOR A BIM OR GM for discreet sexual encounters. We want to explore his feminine side. D/D free. Smoking is a +. 3724 29 AND 31 YO ATTRACTIVE MAWCU SEEKS feminine, petite, BI or BI-curious M for discreet fun. 3642 COME GET FREAKY W/US! YOUNG CU seeks CU or BIF for a good time. Him: 6, brown/blue, hottie! Her: 5’7”, brown/ brown, plus-size and very pretty. 3634 WCU, MID-30’S, VERY CLEAN, LOOKING for a very well- hung/thick M to join us for a threesome. Must be clean and D/Dfree. Also would like SBIF’s for fun. 3630 HELP WANTED: 32 YO, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, MACU ISO attractive, fit, M or F for discreet fun. Can you teach me new tricks, or perhaps we can teach you? Interested? 3596 MACU ISO FOUR M, BI/G. HIS BIRTHDAY is coming soon and I want to give him a bang of a party, one he won’t forget.

Serious replies only. Clean/discreet a must. Endowed a +. 3467

MABIF, 23, LOOKING FOR AN OPENminded SBIF, 18-35, for some fun. I’m 5’8”, dirty-blonde/blue, medium-size. My husband likes to watch and join in if it’s OK w/you. 3468 MABIF ISO OPEN-MINDED SBIF 18-35 for fun and more. I’m 23 w/blue eyes, dirty blonde hair and a medium build.

Husband likes to watch and join in if all right with you. 3145

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BIWM, FIT, TRIM, SEXY, CREATIVE AND well endowed, 5’10”, 170, 43, eager to please same or younger, very fit, hung, hot, tops and groups. Name the game and get ready to play for hours. 3918 ATTRACTIVE SWM NEEDS TO EXPERIENCE something new. Me: 42, 185 lbs., 6 ft., br/br. You: anything but really heavy. CU, BIF, BIM. Teach me new things. Cleanliness and very discreet a must! Diseasefree, you be the same. 3892 I’M AN OLDER TOP IN VERY, VERY GOOD shape w/a hairy chest. Looking for smooth bottoms for the ride of your life.

I can go and go. Can you take it? Leave name and number, all calls returned. 3826 SWM ISO LONG OR SHORT-TERM SEXUAL encounters with horny SF, 18-45. Clean and discreet, safe sex a must. Asians and horny college coeds a plus. 3825

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I AM AN ATTRACTIVE MID-60s M IN Central Vermont looking for a friend for discreet erotic good times, as my wife has health issues which prevent intimacy.

I am financially and emotionally stable.

Drug, alcohol and smoke free. 3818 HAVE A FANTASY ABOUT THE BOY NEXT door or the yard guy? Will perform yard/ house work in exchange for personal favors.

Looking to please and be pleased. W/M, 23, good looking, discretion a must! 3812 SWM, 27, 5’10”, 176 LBS., ATTRACTIVE and fit. ISO attractive SF or CU’s for hot, adult times. No strings. Must be clean and very discreet. 3699 SWM, 36, 6’, 180 LBS, BLONDE/BLUE, very fit. ISO F submissive for a variety of activities. You can be experienced or just willing to learn. Be young and attractive, you know if you are. Piercings a +. 3695 WM, LATE 40s, HAIRY CHEST, TRIM beard, uncut. Seeking summer fun with other masculine men into having a few beers, country rides, nudity in woods: swimming, J/O sessions, phone sex, watch videos, exhibition, voyeurism. Let’s try it, dudes. Call. 3692 SWM, 50’S, ISO CU’S FOR ADULT FUN. Clean/discreet. 3635 26 YO M, SEEKS G/S/BI-CURIOUS MEN, 18-40. Cubs/bears a +. Open to some kink, groups OK. Discretion a must.

LET ME PAY THE BILLS: I’M LOOKING for an articulate woman in her twenties or thirties who could show interest in a goodlooking SPM, 38. My interests include history, psychology and activities such as tennis, hiking, biking and camping. 3616 HI, I’M 32, GOOD-LOOKING, WELLendowed, nice body. I’m S, happy, funguy, D/D-free, good teeth/skin. Blueeyes, dark-hair, sexy M. Looking for W that wants good sex. CU’s, I will give you what you want. 3613 BIM, 35, 5’10”, 170, BOTTOM W/HUNGRY lips seeks younger, fit, hot top to satisfy both of my lips. Very discreet. Collegeboys encouraged to apply. You won’t be disappointed. 3598 SUMMER IS COMING TO AN END: THIS sugar-daddy is looking for a F who wants to go out and play. 3472 41 YO M LOOKING FOR A HOT CU FOR threesome. Would like to give both oral, be watched and to watch. No heavy smokers.

Drinkers OK. 30-40 YO CU. Very horny. 3420 SWPM, EARLY 50’S, AVERAGE BUILD, busy, self-employed. Looking for slim WF for adult fun and companionship. Who knows? May lead to LTR! Let’s have dinner and talk it over. 3476

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BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft., close to downtown, gas heat. $400/mo. Call 864-5200, ext. 229.

NEWLY PAINTED and polished studios avail. for bodyworkers. 19x11 space, $400/mo. and 9x11 space, $300/mo. Total access, free parking, great location and no deposit. 269 Pearl St. 865-2484, ask for Judy.

4 real estate ATTN LANDLORDS: Good apartments wanted. Experienced real estate broker will advertise your apartments, show your apartments, run credit reports and check references. You make final decision and retain the right to rent the apartment yourself. If you rent to my customer, I charge half of one monthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rent.

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4 housing for rent BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apts. in beautifully restored Victorian house. Walking distance to downtown/hospital. NS/no pets.

Parking, lease, refs., dep. $950$1450/mo. + utils. Avail. now.

Call 879-6493.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, big, bright living room, very plantfriendly. Eat-in kitchen, office space, storage, 2-porches.

Summer greenery, winter lake view. Parking. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $775/mo. 802-863-3268.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, close to downtown. Very nice, new flooring, parking, laundry. Walk to lake. $720/mo. 482-4822.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown. Hdwd, very quiet building, parking. $635/mo.

Avail. 9/1. 482-4822.

BURLINGTON: 1819 North Ave. 4-bedroom, 1-bath single family home. Close to bike path/shopping. On bus line, W/D hookups, yard, off-street parking. $1600/ mo. Avail. 9/1. 434-2827.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, bright, central, clean, W/D, new stove/refrigerator/D/W. New carpets and floors. $925/mo. + utils. Call anytime, 862-9182.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, 2nd floor, underground parking, secure building. $1200/mo. incl. heat and hot water. Fully applianced. Avail. now. Call 893-1414, evenings leave message.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom house on 65 Adams St. Parking, yard and new appliances. No pets.

Showing Wednesday 8/25 at 6:30 p.m. $975/mo. Avail. 10/1.

Sage, 578-5763.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom in quiet neighborhood. Off-street parking w/free on-site laundry.

Walk to downtown/lake. $900/mo. + utils. 233-1207.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom near UVM/downtown. $900/mo. utils. incl. Parking avail. no pets. Nice location. 860-1251.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, spacious, Hill Section w/W/D hookup, off-street parking. Beautiful lake views. $1000/mo. + utils.

233-1207.

BURLINGTON: 24 North St. Close to waterfront and Battery Park. Sunny, 2-bedroom + office.

Gas heat, lake views. $950/mo.

4-bedroom w/living room, gas heat. $1250/mo. Pets OK. 8658090 or tangoproperties.info.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom roomy. Ward St. Off-street parking, W/D, fenced-in yard. Pets OK. Avail. 10/1. $1200/mo.

David, 734-1050.

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BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, 2bath apt. for rent. Avail. 9/1.

Parking for 3 cars, yard w/garden, hook-ups, storage. Nice interior w/hdwd/tile. Nice cat OK. 363-8704.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house, great location, W/D, parking, NS. Avail 9/1. $1500/mo. + utils. 425-3760.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house w/garage, closed-in front porch, small back yard, gas heat/hot water. W/D in full-floored basement. Complete renovation underway. New hdwd, new kitchen tile/carpeting/vinyl windows/paint throughout/counter tops. No dogs. Other pets/smoking neg. Less than 1 mile from Fletcher Allen/UVM. On bus route. Lease + dep. req. $1600/ mo. + utils. Avail. 9/15 or 10/1.

658-9451 or williep@gardeners .com.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 8/23. 171 Cherry St. 2-bedroom above Penny Cluse. $900/mo. 651-8834.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/1. Large 3-bedroom apt. Close to hospital/ UVM, no dogs, smoking outside, parking. $1300/mo. 862-4007.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/1. Two 3-bedroom condos and apts. No dogs. 540 St. Paul St., 93 Walnut St. 1-bedroom, 374 St. Paul St. 862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 4-5 bedroom, 2-story townhouse, walking-distance to campus/ Church St. Ample off-street parking. $1790/mo. 864-4308.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. Mill St. 3-bedroom, river views, dog w/refs. $990/mo. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Newly renovated home. 10 min. walk to UVM/FAHC/downtown. On bus line, quiet, cemetery across street. 3-bedroom, 1-bath, living room, kitchen w/D/W, front porch, gas heat, street parking only. NS/no pets. $1600/mo. + utils. Incl. trash removal. Dep. + refs. + lease. Cute, must see home. 864-5657.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful 3-bedroom house in South End. Close to downtown/campus/grocery stores/I-89. Plenty of parking, W/D, garage. See www.lyman ave.com. 802-233-9998 or 802-238-7809.

BURLINGTON: Beautifully furnished 2-bedroom condo. Avail. early-September. Includes parking garage, heat/hot water, W/D. Ideal location close to UVM/ downtown. 318-3744 or classic headings@hotmail.com.

BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 4bedroom apt., avail. 9/1. Recently updated, off-street parking, 3-season porch. NS. Ref. req. $1350/ mo. + utils. 864-4838.

BURLINGTON: Church St. Market-place. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 862-2680.

BURLINGTON: Convenient location, walking distance to downtown. 3-bedroom. $1300/mo. incl. utils. 4-bedroom. $1600/mo. incl. utils. Both avail. 9/1. 187 Pearl St., corner of S. Winooski.

863-4085.

BURLINGTON: Fabulous 3-bedroom apt. Living room, fireplace, dining room, kitchen, private porch, off-street parking. $1675/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/5.

310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Hill section. 3-4 bedroom, 1.5-bath, living room, den, dining room. Yard, deck, garage, W/D, hdwd, walk to UVM/ hospital/downtown. $2100/mo. + dep. 859-1582 or 808-987-2976.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, living room, dining room, kitchen. Hdwd, 2-porches, one huge 3-season, finished attic, gas heat/range, parking.

Avail 9/1. $1100/mo. + utils.

863-0188.

BURLINGTON: Large, sunny 3bedroom. 1st floor, yard, garage, no dogs. Avail. 9/1. $1300/mo. incl. heat. Toni, 233-2335.

BURLINGTON: North Champlain St. 1-bedroom, gas heat, parking. $575/mo. + utils. Lease + dep. + refs. No pets. 863-4634, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

BURLINGTON: Now! South End. 2-bedroom w/parking. $795/mo.

Large 1-bedroom, $695/mo. 2bedroom w/parking. Walk to town. $765/mo.+. New North End, 3-bedroom townhouse, fresh and clean. 1-year lease.

RED E RENTALS Office, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Quiet townhouse, 2-bedrooms, 1.5 baths, full basement, 2 decks, Mtn. views, near bike path and parks. $1250/mo. + utils, dep. Lease. 864-4141.

BURLINGTON: Studio apt. Walk to UVM or downtown, sunny, clean, yard, parking, laundry, pet OK. Furnished or unfurnished. $479/mo. 863-8755.

BURLINGTON: Unique 2-bedroom carriage-house near UVM. 2-floors, gas heat, parking, lease. Avail. 9/1. $1100/mo.

878-3595.

BURLINGTON/COLCHESTER: Avail. now. Executive Townhouse Condominium, sunny 2-bedrooms w/amenities, including laundry. $950/mo. +. Essex Jct: Saybrook, new hdwd, pool/tennis, $1100/ mo. +. Pets neg. 1-year lease.

RED E RENTALS Office, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

CHARLOTTE: Charming, lakeshore 2-bedroom home w/2car garage, porch, deck, spectacular views. Avail. 9/8-6/22. $1400/mo. 802-425-4088.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath townhouse. Freshly painted/renovated, carpeted, DW, W/D, gas heat/HW. Lawn, snow, garbage removal incl. Patio, carport. pets neg. Avail. 9/1. $950/mo. + utils. + dep. + first month. Lease. Danielle, 518-2819261.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, end unit. Freshly painted and renovated, new windows, fully carpeted. DW, W/D. Gas heat/hot water. Lawn, snowcare and garbage removal incl.

NS. Pets neg. Located 1 mile from Fitness Center. Avail 9/1. $1000/ mo. + utils. + 1st. mo. rent + dep. + lease. Contact Danielle 518-2819261 or dpoirier@choiceonemail .com.

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BURLINGTON: Art studio mate wanted to share a space at Green Door Studio located on the corner of Howard St. and Pine St. $125/mo. Call 233-9785.

BURLINGTON: Looking for massage therapist to rent part-time 2.5 days in established holistic health care center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin.

MANICURIST: Prime rental space avail. inside Twin Oaks Salon. Make your own hours. $25/per day. 863-8535.

COLCHESTER: Avail. 9/1-6/10.

On Lake Champlain, 3-bedroom, cozy, porches, garage, sandy beach, minutes to Burlington. $1900/mo. 655-6371.

COLCHESTER: Avail now. Pine Island Rd. $1295/mo. 2-bedroom house. Excellent condition, country setting, hdwd. NS/no pets. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

COLCHESTER: Beautifully decorated, fully furnished house on Colchester Point. 2-bedroom, 1bath, 3-season porch w/lake views, full basement, one car garage, just bring your clothes and unlock the door! Available immediately through June 30th,

$1500/mo. No pets/smoking please. Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348.

COLCHESTER: Duplex, 3-bedroom, gas heat/hot water, pantry area with W/D, parking, yard. No smoking/no dogs, other pets okay. $995/mo. + utils. 878-3550.

COLCHESTER/MALLETS BAY: 3bedrooms, 1-bath, living room, kitchen, new appliances, garage, full-basement, W/D, huge back yard, natural gas heat. NS, pets neg. $1300/mo. + utils. + sec. dep. Lawn mowing provided.

Avail. 9/1. Call 658-5568 or email QFCR@aol.com.

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BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450.

COLCHESTER: Up to 3360 sq. ft. of office space. Excellent location, ample parking. $7/sq. ft. Net, net, net. Call Sam Matthews, 862-5726, ext. 14.

VERGENNES: 550 sq. ft. of prime downtown professional office space avail. Great location. $600/mo. 877-6879.

WILLISTON: Near banks and Post Office. Small office space for 1 or 2 people. Utils. incl., possible access to T1 cable. Reasonable, call owner/broker, 864-0552.

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SPACEFINDER COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI: Now! Totally renovated, 3-bedroom house w/new appliances, incl.

W/D, cabinets, bathrooms, flooring, garage and yard, landlord plows, $1250/mo. You pay heat/elect. RED E RENTALS Office, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

ESSEX JCT & WINOOSKI: Off I89. Sublets avail. immediately.

Quality furnishings and amenities, fireplace, hdwd. Quiet, clean, very private. NS/No pets. Refs. Must see! Rent negotiable. 879-3226.

ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom, upstairs apt., parking, W/D hookup, no smoking/pets. $800/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/1.

372-8464.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Immaculate, modern, sunny, 1-bedroom, twounit home with back yard. Great area. Close to local amenities.

Some storage. No dogs. Avail 9/1. $795/mo. heat incl. 8721193 or garygintof@cs.com.

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879-6709.

FAIRFIELD: Furnished house, 23 bedroom, 2-bath. School year only, September-June. View of Fairfield Pond. $1000/mo. Call 802-524-3268.

FERRISBURGH: On Otter Creek.

2-bedroom, 1-bath, D/W, W/D. 1acre of land w/underground dog fence and dock for boat. Pets allowed within reason and extra dep. $1000/mo. + utils. 877-3371.

GEORGIA SHORE: Year-round high efficiency house, 3-bedroom, 2.5 baths, hardwood floors, fireplace, gas heat, custom kitchen, one car garage, screen porch, lakefront deck w/beautiful sunsets! Pets negotiable, no smoking, avail. immediately, one-year lease $1800/mo. + utils. + dep.

Sundance Property Services, 802-893-2348.

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HINESBURG: Avail 9/15 or sooner. 2-bedroom, 1st-floor, large unit, new carpet, new kitchen. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

HINESBURG/MONKTON: Sunny, spacious 1-bedroom apt. in peaceful country setting. Large garden. NS/no dogs. $650/mo. + utils. + dep. Some shared space.

482-3643.

MONTPELIER 1-bedroom apt.

Newly renovated, quiet neighborhood, close to downtown, deck/porch avail., off-street parking. No smokers. $585/mo. + utils. 863-1728 or 310-4205.

MONTPELIER: Newly renovated 3-bedroom, 2-bath apt. Sunny, porches, W/D hookup, 2 livingrooms and dining room. $1150/ mo. Trash/water/sewer/heat/ snow removal/parking incl. No pets. Prime location. Avail. 10/1.

229-0228.

NORTH FERRISBURGH: New 3bedroom house on 10 acres, W/D, NS. Avail. 9/1. $1500/mo. + utils. 425-3760.

RICHMOND/JONESVILLE: Large, 3-bedroom, 2-bath in 1860 farmhouse, wood floors, gas heat, huge yard, garden space, W/D hook-ups. Lots of parking, possible garage. Avail.

9/1. $1150/mo. +. 893-0000.

S. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. Country setting, private entrance, deck. No smoking/pets.

Avail. now. $675/mo. + dep. and utils. Call 862-4602, after 4 p.m. and ask for Donna or Bob. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, new kitchen/windows/ flooring. Freshly painted. $1100/ mo. + heat/elec. 8784218.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, 1.5-bath, gas fireplace, W/D, garage, deck, pool/tennis. No pets. Avail. 9/1. $1200/mo. 860-6421.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5 baths. Great location, washer/dryer. No pets/smoking. $1500/mo. + utils.

Avail now. David 802-985-3303.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels he or she has encountered discrimination should contact the: HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092. (617) 565-5309.

OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480 SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail.

9/1. Sugartree Lane. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, W/D, carport. No pets. $1050/mo. Call 864-5200, ext. 229.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 3-bedroom, 1st and 2ndfloor, garage, basement, W/D hook-ups. $1100/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

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FAIRFAX: Vintage 1847 home with original woodwork, built-ins, pocket doors and hardwood floors. 1926 square feet with 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, eat-in kitchen, formal dining room and area for expansion on 3rd floor.

Only 1/2 hour to Burlington.

Commercial potential. $197,500 Christie White • C21 Jack Associates 658-5555 x2117 PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity! 1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria.

40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows. Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate (802)861-7537

$330,000

FAYSTON: Perched on 10 acres, 3BR saltbox, recently remodeled kitchen, new tile & maple flooring. $259,000

A MAGNIFICENT FIND: Spacious 2347+/- sq. ft.

Charlotte Colonial includes 3BR, 2.5 baths, unfinished expansion space over double garage, great floor plan, mountain views, large rear deck & screened porch overlooking the 3.8+/- acres. $429,000

Sugarbush Real Estate 802-496-3500 • www.sugarbushrealestate.com

PORT HENRY: Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews.

Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house. Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 • www.foulshamfarms.com

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HOMEWORKS do your homework. email allison@sevendaysvt.com or call 865-1020 x22

Nancy Desany 802-846-9540 • destiny@together.net

WAITSFIELD: Big 3+ BR cape. Basement garage, playroom and workshop, great deck, large wooded lot in quiet neighborhood.

Views possible. Dead end road, one mile from village. $255,000

Sugarbush Real Estate 802-496-3500 • www.sugarbushrealestate.com WINOOSKI: Live in this beautifully maintained, custom built home while collecting rent from the private two bedroom apartment below! Hardwood, large rooms, convenient location, call now! $5000 back at closing. $319,900 Jennifer Giordano • Century 21 Jack Associates 652-9803 x2102 WILLISTON: Completely remodeled 4BR home! Beech HW floors, tile, granite kitchen island, cherry cabinets, Anderson Windows, & more! $359,000

Gina Paquette • Century 21 Jack Associates 652-9803 x2126

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FORSALE > > by owner new price!

COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot.

3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations!

Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. Additional info at www.picket fence preview.com. $315,000.

802-899-2727.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

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UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 2-3 bedroom, 1 3/4bath, contemporary home w/open floor plan. Excellent neighborhood and schools.

Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal views of Mt. Mansfield.

Many updates. $195,000.

Chris & Laura 899-3722.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis.

All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home.

Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

SHELBURNE: Hillside ranch in the heart of Shelburne Village, quiet cul-de-sac, close to stores/school. 2240 sq. ft, full finished basement.

4-bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, family room, deck, garage, workshops, hdwd, 1.5 baths, ceiling fan, all kitchen appliances. $229,900. 985-3936 or 238-1551

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3-bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized-lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $319,000. 802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

MIDDLEBURY: Open house, Sat. 7/24. State of the art, 2400 sq.ft., 3-bedroom home w/spectacular views of the Adirondacks. Conveniently located 1-mile north of Middlebury on private drive, off route 7. Specs incl. 29 windows, French doors, bamboo floors, tile bath, stainless steel appliances, maple cabinets and soap-stone countertops. August completion. House located on Grandview Dr. On left if heading north, look for open house signs. For more info, call 307-690-5675.

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BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex. Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes.

Separate utils. W/D hook-ups.

Plenty of parking. $269,900.

Blake, (802)373-7435.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B&B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second-floor family room w/skylights. Green-house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I89. $349,000. Eric, 802355-9213, ericparker. esq@verizon.net.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath Cape. Open-floor plan, woodstove. Great family neighborhood. Open house, 8/1. 1-4 p.m. $215,000. 658-8577.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large offroad lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

BURLINGTON: Duplex, 57 Intervale Ave. Completely updated and nice cash flow. 2-bedroom and snazzy studio w/certificates of compliance. $210,000. More info at www.TangoProperties.info.

865 8090.

UNDER CONTRACT BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3 bedrooms 3 baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more $229,900. Call 865-6268.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

MIDDLESEX: Two separated 10-acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure. Very quiet, private settings. Views possible. Lot 1 $55,000. Lot 2 $65,000.

223-0986, bcallnan@ adelphia.net.

CHARLOTTE Home. Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping.

802-425-5250.

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HUNTINGTON: 1.1 acres on main road. Asking $124,900. Gorgeous views.

Incl. single wide residence, partial basement, 2 car garage, dry well, septic, newly drilled well and many extras. 434-4539.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3,200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+-car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

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WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, large garage, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000.

802-355-6998.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, near-by golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/ heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield.

Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000.

For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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SPACEFINDER << 25B SOUTH BURLINGTON: Hinesburg Rd. Situated on 5-acres bordering the interstate. 200 YO historic (but modernized) 3-4 bedroom, 2bath spacious post-and-beam Cape. Bright and sunny, wood floors, W/D, lawn care/snow plowing incl. Pets neg. Has a semidetached carriage barn 1-bedroom apt., currently rented. Lease.

Avail. 9/1. $2200/mo. Shown by appointment on 8/29 and 8/30.

802-598-3608 or 910-794-2207.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Quiet, convenient location. 2-bedroom condo w/open living/dining/ kitchen area w/tiled breakfast bar. Spacious and immaculate.

Deck, pool, tennis, bike path, carport w/storage. NS/no pets. $1050/mo. + utils. 893-1745.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Winding Brook, 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath, W/D, garage, newly upgraded, quiet. $1450+. 802 658-2770.

ST. ALBANS: Semi-furnished, large country farmhouse on 20+ acres. Very private, heated tilefloors, easy 30 min. commute to Burlington. Avail. now. $1600/ mo. + first + last + dep. + refs.

734-0422 or 802-318-1089.

STOWE: Great location on river.

2-bedroom. No smoking. Pets OK. Avail. immed. $750/mo. + utils. First, last, sec. 985-4089.

UNFURNISHED APTS.: Avail. now and 9/15. 2 and 3-bedrooms. Call for listings and showings. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

VERGENNES: 1-bedroom, 2floors, spacious, loft-like living room, full kitchen, porch, dry basement, yard, quiet street, great light, new furnace/hot water heater. No pets/smoking.

Avail. 9/1. $750/mo. 860-3654, psmeraldo@hotmail.com.

VERGENNES: 1-bedroom apt. avail. 9/1. Comfortable and roomy. Off-street parking. $575/mo. + dep. 877-6879.

VERGENNES: 2-bedroom apt. w/ spacious living room and kitchen, great downtown location. Off-street parking. $750/ mo. Avail. 9/1. 877-6879.

VERGENNES: Unique 1-bedroom loft apt. w/big kitchen. Offstreet parking and convenient downtown location. $625/mo. + dep. Avail. 9/1. 877-6879.

WATERBURY: 1-bedroom apt.

Well-maintained building, laundry room, storage space. Avail.

9/1. $565/mo. 802-496-4406.

WATERBURY: Avail. 10/1.

Clean, quiet, new 2-bedroom apt. $875/mo. incl. heat, parking, WD hookups, D/W. Lease + refs. NS/no pets. 244-7267.

WESTFORD: 1-bedroom, full bath, living room, kitchen, garage, laundry, storage. Private country setting and yard, hiking/snow-shoe trails. No dogs/ smoking. $600/mo. 879-9177.

WILLISTON: House for rent.

Country-living close to town. Charming farm house at Catamount.

2-bedrooms, 1-bath, appliances. $1000/mo. No pets. 878-2180.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. for rent. Laundry, off-street parking.

Bright, convenient location. Gas heat. 1-year lease. $800/mo. + utils. 896-7902.

WINOOSKI: 5 min. to UVM/St. Michael’s. Spacious, very clean, bright, 3-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water, on bus line. $1150/mo.

Parking, no pets. 878-8548.

WINOOSKI: 82 Mallets Bay Ave. Large 1-bedroom on 2nd floor.

Very clean, newly renovated, quiet building. $700/mo. + sec. + lease. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: 92 East Allen. Large 1-bedroom on 3rd-floor. Very clean, newly renovated, quiet building. $700/mo. + sec. + lease. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: Beautiful, spacious 2-bedroom apt. Back yard, offstreet parking, porches, pressedmetal ceilings, wood floors. W/D, quiet location. NS. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-578-7118.

WINOOSKI: Cozy 1-bedroom avail. now. Looking for quiet, responsible tenant. Large backyard, onsite composting, offstreet parking, private deck.

NS/no dogs. $650/mo. + utils.

865-0126.

WINOOSKI: Duplex upstairs, large living room and kitchen. 3bedroom, heat/hot water incl.

Located on 20 North St. $995/ mo. Call John, 655-7030.

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ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energy-efficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond.

Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet- type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2- car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort.

249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area.

Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000.

(802)326-3093.

COLCHESTER: Custom Timberframe Federal Colonial.

230 Brick Yard Rd. $579,000.

Exclusive neighborhood, built 1998, 3.6-acres, 2500 sq. ft., 3- bedrooms, 2.5-baths, granite counters, slate and wide plank floors, exposed beams, Rumford fireplace, 9-foot ceilings, fir timber/mahogany deck with 8-person hot tub, extensive landscaping with stone walls and lighting, 2-car attached garage. 802-893-8647 or 802-578-2061. Email safezee@together.net.

WINOOSKI: W/garden, yard.

Sunny, 2nd-floor, 2-bedroom.

Recent gas heater/kitchen. Offstreet parking. Avail. 8/1. $850/mo. + utils. Refs. + dep. req. 802-985-0770.

WORCHESTER: 2-bedroom, sweet, immaculate mobile home on small, diversified, sustainable farm. Pond, woods. $635/mo. + utils. NS/no dogs. First + last + sec. + refs. req. 223-5844.

4 for sale

BURLINGTON: $199,500. This brick 3-bedroom townhouse condo has 1400 sq. ft. + 700 sq. ft. finished in the walk-in basement. As part of a 2-unit condo assoc. this newly renovated unit offers 1.5bath, deck, private-yard, privatedriveway, gas heat and all appliances. Great quiet neighborhood in the New North End, just over the bike path. Close to schools, lake and shopping. Avail. now w/owner financing req. as a bonus. Call 769-2627.

new!

WILLISTON: Open House 8/29, 1-3 p.m. Charming 3-bedroom townhouse in Taft Farm Village.

Approx. 1200 sq. ft. w/1-bath.

Home has tile, vinyl and woodwork throughout. Economical gas heat/hot water including a beautiful fireplace. Attached one-car garage w/storage. Pool, b-ball court and playground! $192,000.

Ken or Jennifer, 233-0869. kenballard@spherion.com.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property, 4 apartments consisting of one 2-bedroom (could be owner’s unit), two large 1-bedrooms, one small 1-bedroom, fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town. Off-street parking, separate utils. Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an opportunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down.

Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage. Asking $295,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3-bedrooms 3-baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more. $229,900. Call 865-6268.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

new!

BURLINGTON: Duplex for sale. #7 Poplar St. 1-bedroom and 2-bedroom units.

Custom-interior w/tile work, vintage floors, skylights.

Fully updated electrical.

Solid building w/full-basement and garage. Asking $225,000. 363-8704.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. with finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, washer & dryer upstairs, xlarge master bedroom and closet. Master bath with jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color & appliances. $285,000.

878-2880.

BURLINGTON: Duplex for sale. #7 Poplar St. 1-bedroom and 2bedroom units. Custom-interior w/tile work, vintage floors, skylights. Fully updated electrical.

Solid building w/full-basement and garage. Asking $225,000.

363-8704.

BURLINGTON: Green St. duplex.

Recently painted, hdwd, large windows. 2-bedroom. Vacant September. 3-bedroom occupied by professionals. Wiring, insulation updated, hard-wired smokes.

Separate utils. W/D hook-ups.

Plenty of parking. $269,900.

Blake, (802)373-7435.

BUY FLORIDA WHOLESALE: Previous VT Real Estate broker living and investing in SW Florida. Buy wholesale and save.

239-218-1123 or 239-218-1116.

CHARLOTTE home: Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/ access (dock and mooring site), 5bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. 802-425-5250.

CHARLOTTE: Just reduced, 3-4bedroom, 2.5-bath, sunny, great family neighborhood. Open 1.4 acres, large fenced-in play yard, 2-car garage. $235,500 with $5000 back at closing or $230,500. 425-6317.

CHARLOTTE: Sunny 3-bedroom, 2-bath home on 7+/- acres.

Great views, privacy, three-stall horse barn. Call for more pictures. $350,000. 425-3233.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energy-efficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond. Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989.

ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom.

Steamboat Gothic Victorian home.

Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s.

Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floorto-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities.

1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864.

Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900.

Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

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WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

MONKTON/FERRISBURGH: Unique 30-acres. A home, outbuildings, pond, streams, mountain trail, wildlife sanctuary. $927,500. Call Foulsham Farms RE. 802861-7537.

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FOR SALE: Attractive 2-bedroom, 1 bath BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property 4 apartments consisting of one 2bedroom (could be owners unit), two large 1-bedrooms, one small 1bedroom., fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town., Off-street parking, separate utils.

Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an opportunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down. Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage.

Asking $295,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641.

FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. W/D, stove, A/C, refrigerator, window-treatments. Asking $34,500.

Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366.

PLATTSBURGH

This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000.

Call 518-570-9593 or lise@duley-realtor.com

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3BR, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 1.5 bath, updated septic, attached 3 season sunroom. Located 2 mi. from Westford Village Green.

267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture, freestall horse shed. House needs work. $169,000

D. Siegel, Vermont Independent Properties 860-4641

townhouse-style condominium located in New North End with 1,108 sq. ft. of living space. Parquet floors, garage, full basement, and back deck. Unit has a four-star energy rating.Very close to Beltline Rt.127, and 4 mi.from downtown Burlington.Pets allowed.

Purchase Price: $ 150,000 - 48,125 * grant for income-eligible buyers $ 101,875 ** Amount needed to finance

www.getahome.org JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road.

Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door.

Improvements. Covenants.

Owner financing. $289,000.

802-355-6998.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both!

There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate.

Asking $795,000. 518-546-7456.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com.

MIDDLESEX: Two separated 10acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure.

Very quiet, private settings.

Views possible. Lot 1 $55,000.

Lot 2 $65,000. 223-0986, bcall nan@adelphia.net.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off-road lot.

Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

MONKTON/FERRISBURGH: Unique 30 acres. A home, outbuildings, pond, streams, mountain trail, wildlife sanctuary. $927,500. Call Foulsham Farms RE. 802-861-7537.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of wellmaintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

Call Brandy 864-2620 NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73-acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wraparound porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802) 326-3093.

NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000.

496-2646.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home.

2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale.

Asking $319,000. 802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 23 bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, contemporary home w/open floor plan.

Excellent neighborhood and schools. Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal views of Mt. Mansfield. Many updates. $195,000. Chris & Laura, 899-3722.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system.

25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727.

Additional info at www.picket fencepreview.com.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, secondfloor family room w/skylights.

Green-house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker.esq@verizon.net.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/heat/electricity.

Private, views of Mt. Mansfield.

Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey or call 802-525-9967.

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975.

Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl.

3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3-season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction, $169,000. Make an offer. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, large garage, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386.

WILLISTON: Open House 8/29, 1-3 p.m. Charming 3-bedroom townhouse in Taft Farm Village.

Approx. 1200 sq. ft. w/1-bath.

Home has tile, vinyl and woodwork throughout. Economical gas heat/hot water including a beautiful fireplace. Attached one-car garage w/storage. Pool, b-ball court and playground! $192,000.

Ken or Jennifer, 233-0869. kenballard@spherion.com.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard.

Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

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HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

LINCOLN: Nice 1-acre lot across from the Green Mountain National Forest. Road frontage, power, septic plan avail. $52,000. Call 802-879-6578.

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PLEASE HELP! I am searching for an apt. in the Burlingtonarea. I currently live in Maine and need a place for myself, my younger sister and my 2 fabulous cats. Looking for a spacious 2bedroom, avail. 10/1. Alicia, (207)460-2093.

4 lodging

MAGGIE’S INN: Extended stay, weekly reasonable rates. Includes cable TV, A/C, on-line computer, shared, equipped kitchen. By St. Michael’s College, on busline.

Great 1800’s farmhouse, antiques and plenty of character, parking.

24-hour gas station. $200/week.

802-324-3291.

4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: Beautiful, 500sq. ft. studio in private residence next to Oakledge Park/bike path/private beach. Italian tile, radiant heat, parking, heat/water incl. NS, professional, lease. $700/mo. 578-6532.

JERICHO: Trilingual, vegetarian couple has 1-bedroom avail.

Private bath, shared kitchen.

Laundry, parking. 20-minutes to Fanny Allen. No smokers/pets. $125/week incl. electricity and heat. 598-6090.

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Colchester Red Rocks Point $769,900.

Two sandy beaches with 26+ acres to enjoy with this 2885 sq. ft. contemporary cape. Light and roomy home with large yard. 3 bedroom, 3 bath w/ 2 car garage and barn. Only 5 minutes from Exit 17. Subdivision potential. Motivated seller.

Call Christie White 658-5555 x2117

ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in 3-bedroom apt. Living room, kitchen, garage. Short walk to UVM and downtown. $367/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/1. 864-9678.

BURLINGTON: 2 large and very private rooms w/own bath avail. in a beautiful, furnished Redrock townhouse! $750/mo. All utils. incl! Avail. now. Ben, 917334-8890.

BURLINGTON: Act now! Cool young guy looking for couple, lady or guy that’s chill to share supafly apt. above the Flynn.

Spacious, positive environment, likes music! $1625/mo. split 3 or 2 ways. 917-685-5617.

BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for our funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Avail. 9/1. $395/mo. + dep. 861-2273.

BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean house near UVM. Music, art and gay friendly. Our cats hate dogs.

Avail. now. $500/mo. + share utils. 660-8200.

BURLINGTON: Eclectic profs. seek roommate for sunny 4-bedroom, renovated, urban farmhouse. Large bedroom, 2-full baths, hdwd, garden, yard, laundry, parking, clean and quiet. $337.50/mo. + utils. 860-6449.

BURLINGTON: F roommate needed for beautiful South End home. Close to campus/downtown/grocery stores/I89. Must be clean, respectful and easygoing. See www.fergusonave .com. 802-233-9998 or 802238-7809.

BURLINGTON: Housemate, NS, vegetarian for an unfurnished house. Close to town. Avail. 9/1. $550/mo. incl. utils. Email interest to elz82@gmavt.net or call 802-496-4406.

BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted to share quiet 3-bedroom South End house. Backyard, garden, parking, W/D. NS. $495/mo. incl. utils. 658-3932.

BURLINGTON: Looking for a fun, responsible college roommate for a nice 5-bedroom house on Orchard Terrace. Great location, close to downtown/campus. $445/mo. + utils. 238-7932.

BURLINGTON: Prof/grad student wanted for 3-bedroom apt. near downtown, NS, off-street parking. Avail. now. $550/mo. incl. heat/hot water. Liz, 862-1821.

BURLINGTON: Quiet, sunny location within six-block radius of UVM/downtown/Intervale.

Join two other mature adults in tobacco-free zone and respectful lifestyle in large house. Share gas heat, wood stove, large gardens, new bath, floatation tank and earnest efforts at urban sustainability. $425/mo. + 1/4 utils.

M-F, 3-5 p.m., 658-4396.

BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted. 25-35 YO male only to live w/29 YO male and 2 cats.

Beautiful ONE apt. $475/mo. + utils. W/D, off-street parking.

Jeff, 578-5160.

BURLINGTON: Very nice room for rent. Share 2nd-floor duplex + porch. Economical, sunny and spacious. 98 Intervale Ave. $415/mo. Avail. 9/1. Dave, 318-6511.

COLCHESTER: Close to Bike Bridge, F to share home, garageparking, full house privileges. $400/mo. incl. utils. 658-3580.

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay. Rent lower floor to mature college student. Incl. large bedroom, private bath, art + workshop + storage rooms and indoor parking. Great location. $600/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 9/1. 865-9257.

ESSEX JCT: 2-3 responsible college/prof. females to share large, 4-bedroom house, 3-full bath.

W/D, pool, yard, nice location, NS only. No pets. $400-$425/mo. incl. all utils and cable. 879-4226.

ESSEX JCT: Large, pleasant bedroom avail. immed. in charming country farmhouse. New paint. Tidy individual, please. No smokers/ dogs. $430/mo. + 1/4 oil heat.

Includes electricity/gas dryer. 2888155 or 343-8073, lv. msg.

ESSEX JCT: Prof/grad wanted to share 2-bedroom condo near outlets/cinema. Large bedroom w/private den/office. Pool, tennis, parking, laundry. No dogs/ smoking. $575/mo. + 1/2 utils.

879-3755.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Quiet, professional, NS to share 2-bedroom condo. Avail. immediately. Call 802-288-9006.

FERRISBURGH: Wanted, second and third to share home, 25 mins. from Middlebury and Burlington.

W/D. $500/mo. per person incl. all. Short-term preferred. Satellite TV, Wireless DSL. Avail. 9/1. oldhollowroad@hotmail.com.

HINESBURG: 2-bedrooms avail. in country home w/young professional couple w/dog. 20 min. to FAHC. 5 min. to Taft Corners.

Price/pets neg. Pool table/storage. 482-2545.

HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful location, porch, DSL, W/D. Looking for M/F, neat, clean and easygoing. $395/mo. + 1/4 utils.

578-2795.

MILTON: 24 YO F seeking student/professional F to share 2bedroom, 1-bath condo w/large deck, finished-basement, storage. $600/mo. + dep. Utils. incl. Refs. req. NS/no pets.

802-598-6840.

MILTON: Green housemate(s) to share 5-bedroom house, fully furnished, kitchen w/everything.

Lots of space, storage, garden, parking, W/D. Incl. 2 cats, plants and music. $400/mo.

Interested, call Pat 893-2888.

RICHMOND: Responsible housemate to share large home w/active, artistic/outdoors profs.

Great location, convenient to interstate and downtown. W/D, DSL, large yard, lots of space.

NS/no pets. Prof./grad pref. $475/mo. + utils. 434-7630.

ROOMMATE WANTED: Gay M/F for 2-bedroom apt. Independent, friendly, tidy preferred. Parking.

NS/no pets. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. + dep. 863-4253, please leave message.

S. BURLINGTON: M/F prof. to share home w/three twentysomethings, 1 dog and 1 cat.

W/D, storage, partially furnished.

Avail. now. $500/mo., incl. utils.

802-865-5976.

S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home.

Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit, professional woman sought for longterm rent/buy co-housing options. 864-3330, rick@rick hubbard.org.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom condo.

D/W. W/D, high-speed Internet.

Avail. beginning of October. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 657-6561.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share large home, off Williston Rd. M/F, 420-friendly. Avail. now. $475/mo. + 1/3 utils. + dep. Call Dave, 862-2145.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share large home off of Shelburne Rd. Pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. 9/1 or 10/1. $400/mo. + utils. 865-9627.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Prof.

M/F housemate to share condo.

Convenient, sparkling pool, tennis, bike path, parking, laundry, deck, quiet and sunny. No pets/ smoking. $700/mo. + 1/2 utils.

Avail. 10/1 (neg.). 598-3920.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Tri-level townhouse. Extra-large, unfurnished bedroom. $350/mo. + utils. + cable. Looking for professional woman or mature student who likes cats. No additional pet roommates. Avail. now. 863-9592.

STOWE: Looking for GM to share rural home. Big decks, big yard, pond, fireplace, W/D, satellite TV, all conveniences. $500/mo.

Great place to be for winter!

253-9287.

WINOOSKI: Rooms for rent in large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/ UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On the bus line. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

4 unique situations ADIRONDACKS cabin: Ideal for sabbatical/retreat/artistic work.

Comfortable 2-bedroom A-Frame in beautiful, peaceful valley.

Furnished and fully equipped. No pets. Paradox, NY. Lease from Fall-6/15. $425/mo. + utils.

518-585-2269, joenaomi@blue moo.net.

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802-658-1212 ACURA INTEGRA LS, 1991: Light Jade-green, 2-door, hatchback, sunroof, CD, 5-spd, 4-snows, blockheater, clean in and out. All receipts. 144 K. $2999. 496-4765.

AUDI 90, 1988: Black/black, 5 spd. 102 K. Needs work but runs well. $600. 480-244-9900.

BMW MOTORCYCLE, 2001 F650GS: Red, ABS, excellent cond., 2200 miles, kept in garage. $6000, negotiable. 864-6667 or sdorn@cinap.com.

CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, white, 4-cyl. Auto, FWD, A/C, CD, ABS. 41,260 K. Best price, $5968. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHRYSLER SEBRING LX CONVERTIBLE, 2004: 2-door, maroon, 4-cyl. Auto, FWD, A/C, cruise.

20,567 K. Best price, $13,900. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

DODGE NEON, 2000: 4D, black. 4disk CD, cassette, A/C. 51K. Just inspected. KBB price: $4500. Will consider all reasonable offers. Great car, fun to drive, reliable! Call Allison 802-598-7766.

DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the $., etc. We’ll do the work for you!

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FORD CROWN VICTORIA, 1992: 128 K. Runs great. Needs some work. Good engine, power, A/C, remote starter. Must sell. $950/ OBO. Call Ben, 347-489-6925, cell located in Burlington.

HONDA CIVIC HATCHBACK, 2000: 72 K. Good condition, some dents.

Asking $4400. 917-363-6155.

MERCURY SABLE GS, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, cruise. 30,435 K. Best price, $10,946. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

NISSAN SENTRA GXE, 1996: 81 K. Black w/rear spoiler. Cute, sporty, zippy. $3000/OBO. 658-3028.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, rear spoiler, CD. 21,787 K. Best price, $12,467. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PEUGEOT 1988: 505, sedan, inspected, runs but needs fuel pump relay. $350. 860-6282.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, gray, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, ABS, rear spoiler. 23,694 K. Best price, $14,991. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS, traction control.

19,942 K. Best price, $12,965. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD. 16,886 K. Best price, $12,943.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, white, FWD, A/C, ABS, rear spoiler.

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PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, roof rack. 20,018 K. Best price, $15,289. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SAAB 9-3 SE HATCHBACK, 2002: 4-door, blue, 4-cyl. turbo, auto, FWD, ABS, moonroof.

31,166 K. Best price, $16,970.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SATURN L200, 2003: Sedan, 4door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, premium-sound.

38,538 K. Best price, $10,440.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1995: Sedan, AWD, new parts, drives good, auto, 4door. 170 K. Asking $950. 578-2585.

SUBARU OUTBACK, 2001: Great condition. 56 K. White, standard, brand-new tires. $13,000. 318-5035.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)!

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VOLVO 1994: 215K miles. In *excellent* condition. $3500/ OBO. Call 482-6753.

VOLVO 740 TURBO, 1989: Black, sedan, 5-speed, good mechanical condition. Love this car but am moving to a city. $1200. Cassie, 373-2712.

VOLVO S70 GLT TURBO, 1998: 108 K. Good condition, loaded, new all-season tires, leather int. CD player, sunroof, well-maintained. $8000. 999-9823 after 5 p.m.

VOLVO WAGON 240 DL 1986, 200K miles, well maintained. Body and engine in good shape. $900.

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Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from approx.

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South Burlington to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924.

Jeffersonville to Williston: Looking for a ride from Jeffersonville to Williston/Taft Corners. I work MonFri from 7am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40920.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are MonFri from 9am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40962.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 142176.

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802-658-1212 VW GOLF, 1992: Well maintained, very clean, runs great.

Lots of new parts. Sunroof, Yakima rack. $1100. 865-7690.

VW GOLF, 1999: GLS, 5 spd, very good condition. 93 K. CD, sun roof, new tires. $5800. 343-4185.

VW PASSAT, 1995: 80 K. VR6.

Great body, many new parts, some electrical problems. $700/OBO. Call 578-3344.

VW PASSAT, 2002: 37 K, excellent shape. 1.8T w/5-spd. auto, A/C, PW, PS, heated seats, Monsoon sound, moon roof, new brakes, new all season Nokian and winter Nokian. Blue. $15,900. 238-1084.

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CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500 PICKUP, 2003: Extended-cab, short-bed, red, auto, 4WD, A/C, ABS, cruise, CD. 16,954 K. Best price, $21,998. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

FORD 150, 1989: Runs good, 5 spd. 105 K. Ladder rack and tool box. $1000. 863-5397.

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VW VANAGON WESTFALIA, 1984: Camper, good condition, pop-up, top, stove, refrig. sink. 144 K. Thule rack, trailer hitch, inspected, needs tuneup. $3100/OBO. Call 657-6405 days, 524-4274 evenings.

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7am-3pm. If you can help, please ref # 142201.

Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8am to 4:30pm with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946.

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8am to 5:15pm. If you can help, please ref # 142145.

Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8am to 2pm. If you can help, please ref # 40961.

Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40951.

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SHADOW SPIRIT MOTORCYCLE 1100, 2002: 4 K, midnight-blue.

Excellent condition, rigged-mount, saddle bags, windshield, straight exhaust. $6500. 658-1347.

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ROW BOAT: Antique row boat 12foot aluminum w/oars. Could use a touch-up. $250. 859-0840.

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CADILLAC ESCALADE SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, pewter, V8 auto, AWD, A/C, CD, OnStar, ABS, leather, roof rack. 39,622 K. Best price, $35,998. Call shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET TAHOE SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, blue, V8, auto, 4WD, LS, A/C, CD, leather, ABS. 26,624 K. Best price, $27,961. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, 6-cyl. Auto, 4WD, LS, CD, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass.

26,865 K. Best price, $19,368.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

FORD EXPLORER, 1999: 4-door, midnight blue, V-6, auto, A/C, 4WD. Privacy glass, roof-rack, ABS. 98 K. Excellent condition. $9800. 207-649-4757.

GMC ENVOY SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, beige/tan, 6-cyl.

Auto, 4WD, SLE, OnStar, cruise, CD, A/C, ABS. 43,055 K. Best price, $19,442. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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802-658-1212 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LIMITED SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4-door, white, 6-cyl. Auto, 4WD, A/C, leather, CD, moonroof, roof rack.

35,396 K. Best price, $19,488. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

NISSAN XTERRA SE SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, green, auto, 4WD, ABS, roof rack, cruise.

42,130 K. Best price, $15,894.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC AZTEC SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, white, V6, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, roof rack. 10,746 K. Best price, $15,194. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, 7-passenger seating, A/C, CD, roof rack. 17,395 K. Best price, $18,927. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC MONTANA MINIVAN, 2002: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, 6passenger seating, ABS, privacy glass. 22,858 K. Best price, $14,891.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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802-658-1212 Plattsburgh to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7am to 7pm. If you can help, please ref # 40954.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri 11am to 11pm. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are MonFri from 6:30am to 3pm. If you can help, please reference 40921.

Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30am. If you can help, please ref # 40922.

Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm, but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

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Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30am to 5:45pm. If you can help, please ref # 40940.

Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8am to 5pm. If you can help, please ref # 40913.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9am to 3am.

If you can help, please ref # 40929.

Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8am to 5pm Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925.

Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride one-way Mon-Fri at 6pm. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

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(June 21-July 22): Staring into my computer screen is not necessarily the best way to get inspired for the task of creating your horoscope.

After analyzing the astrological omens, I often wander out into nature in quest of inspiration. Today’s jaunt took me all the way to Mt. San Pedro, a place I’d never explored before. Upon reaching the top, I found a panoramic vista that revealed three of the bridges that cross San Francisco Bay. As I surveyed those monumental connecting links, my intuition turned to you. A sudden breeze came up, and I heard a voice in my head say, “It’s weaving time for the Crabs. Tell them to splice and unify and join together.”

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): “Beginner’s mind” was originally a Zen practice. Many artists and thinkers now use it to stimulate their creativity. To achieve this blessed state, you dispense with all your preconceptions and enter each situation as if you’re seeing it for the first time. “In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities,” wrote Shunryu Suzuki in his book, Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind, “but in the expert’s there are few.” As much as I love beginner’s mind, though, I have an even more important assignment for you this week, Taurus: Cultivate a beginner’s heart.

Approach every encounter with love as if you’re feeling it for the first time.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 2001, Mitzi Nichols of Virginia Beach anonymously donated one of her kidneys to a stranger. She got paid nothing for this rare act of generosity, and after recovering from surgery went back to her job as a cashier at a gift shop. It took the universe three years to figure out a way to compensate her properly. This past June, she won $500,000 in the Virginia state lottery. I call this to your attention, Leo, because I believe you’re in a phase when your acts of no-stringsattached largesse will generate karma similar to what Nichols set in motion three years ago. Like her, however, your rewards may not arrive right away, and they might come from sources with no apparent link to the recipients of your kindness.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): While visiting relatives in Fort Collins, Colorado, I borrowed a 10-speed and rode down the most delightful urban bike path in the world. As I pedaled for miles past parks, wetlands and fields of wild flowers, I felt gratitude for the visionary planners who had created such a sanctuary in the midst of a city of 120,000 people. I hope you can be like that bike path in the coming week, Gemini: a source of relaxing beauty at

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Luckily for you, the coming weeks will bring you some of the sweetest, juiciest imperfections ever.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Creativity expert Roger von Oech takes issue with the old saw that a chain is no stronger than its weakest links. He thinks they’re indispensable. “Many systems have weak links designed into them,” he says. They’re called ‘fuses.’

When a system gets overloaded, the fuse blows and saves the rest of the system.”

Judging from the astrological omens, Libra, I’m pretty sure you’ll soon get to play the role of a fuse yourself.

Whatever group or structure you’re part of needs to break down for the sake of its long-term health — and you’re the best candidate to lead the way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): New York Times rock critic Jon Pareles bemoans the withering of the Beastie Boys’ comic feistiness. As they’ve become politically aware and socially responsible, the white hip-hop artists have toned down their anarchist braggadocio and shameless troublemaking.

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s time for you to intensify your levels of Sagittariusness — to become even more of a Sagittarius than you’ve ever been before. Here are a few tips on how to proceed. 1) Always keep your basket overflowing with options; 2) Don’t laugh unless you really mean it, and then unleash a belly laugh; 3) Embrace optimism for both its beauty and its tactical advantage; 4) Be fiercely allergic to fraud and injustice; 5) When pursuing a goal, crank open your peripheral vision and be prepared to get from A to Z in an A-J-C-X-E-Q-R-B-Z fashion; 6) Add new stamps to your passport regularly; 7) Know how to have fun even when life sucks; 8) Remember that you’ll regret adventures you didn’t do more than those you did do.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): The astrologer Forest Fickling did a statistical study of 50,000 people, analyzing the data to determine which signs were the best and worst in various categories. He found that Capricorns work the hardest, accomplish the most in the shortest time, and daydream the least. But I hope you’ll rebel against these natural inclinations in the coming weeks.

Between now and September 16, I think you’ll achieve the greatest success possible if you daydream a lot more and don’t work as hard as usual.

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June, a rickety raft carrying 42 destitute African refugees washed ashore on a posh nude beach in Spain. Visualize that scene, Aries. It will serve as an apt metaphor for your life in the coming week. A forlorn, vulnerable part of your life will come face to face with a luxurious, beautiful part. And what will unfold in the wake of this juxtaposition?

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Several short and long-term flexible assignments in Chittenden County. MS Office skills with professional attitude required. Competitive wage and benefits on all assignments. Permanent positions also available. Varied shifts.

Please call or email resumé to burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com • (802) 864-5900

Hospitality: • • •

ROOM DIVISION MANAGER FRONT OFFICE MANAGER SALES MANAGER

Please send resumé to: reilly@topnotchresort.com • fax (802) 253-6498 www.topnotchresort.com

Tour Guides–Ice Cream Plant Waterbury, day shifts, weekends required, start ASAP and work through mid-October.

Must have fantastic people skills and reliable transportation.

Please call Natalie at 862-6500 CARPENTERS WANTED: Contractor seeks experienced, hardworking carpenters frame to finish. Tools not necessary.

“Finish only” carpenters need not apply. Full-time, year-round.

309-1117.

CARPENTERS/CARPENTERS’ HELPERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839.

CHECK IT OUT! Lydia’s Smokehouse Grill now hiring all positions. 244-7999, Sam or Todd.

CLEANING PERSON NEEDED for our home in Burlington, South End. Approx. 2-hours per week.

Call Daniel, 846-1543 x7609, work.

COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary.

2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring!

Athletic, hardworking individuals.

Various positions. Apply in person.

DOGGIE DAYCARE: Now hiring!

Friendly, outgoing individual for front desk position. Full and parttime available. Apply within.

DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers.

802-658-1464.

EMERGENCY SERVICES CLINICIAN: Dynamic Emergency Services Clinician needed to provide crisis stabilization services to community residents. The Emergency Team is an innovative crisis response program at Rutland Mental Health Services in partnership with Rutland Regional Medical Center’s Psychiatric Unit. The hours are flexible and variable during the day and evenings with no schedule overnight shifts. Master’s level plus experience preferred.

Excellent benefit package. Send resumés and cover letter to: Rutland Mental Health, Human Resources, PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702.

EXOTIC DANCERS wanted for bachelor and bachelorette parties. No experience necessary.

658-1464.

FULL-TIME SECRETARY: Resumés only. Aaron J. Goldberg, Esq. 233 Pearl St., Burlington, VT 05401.

HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Parttime or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message.

HALF-TIME PARALEGAL: Bookkeeping background helpful.

Resumés only. Aaron J. Goldberg, Esq. 233 Pearl St., Burlington, VT 05401.

professional

SERVICES

TREAT YOURSELF TO POSITIVE THOUGHTFUL DEPENDABLE

SERVICE PROFESSIONAL HOUSE CLEANING WINDOWS YARD WORK SMALL REPAIRS PAINTING FREE PHONE OR HOME ESTIMATES

CORY 864-2549

BUY 4 WEEKS AND GET THE 5TH FOR FREE! To place an ad for your Professional Service email michelle@ sevendaysvt.com

HOUSEKEEPING/LAUNDRY: FT/PT, no exp. necessary, will train right people. Fill out application at Burlington Health and Rehab. 300 Pearl St., Burlington.

No phone calls, please!.

IT’S A LIFESTYLE, NOT A JOB: 16-year-old industry giant looking for local leaders to aid in company’s global expansion. Call 800-270-4789 to schedule an interview.

LINE MANAGER: needed for dynamic, health-oriented Church St. café. If you have experience, people skills, an up-beat personality and clean-freak tendencies, apply with your resumé to, Montage, P.O. Box 1442 Williston, VT 05495.

LOCAL ENVIRONMENTAL CONSULTING firm seeks Senior CAD person. Looking for someone with experience in CAD operations, tax mapping and GIS a plus. Must be extremely organized, meet deadlines and able to work independently. If interested, send a resumé to Heindel & Noyes, PO Box 64709, Burlington VT. Excellent pay, benefits and working environment.

MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR/ ASSET MANAGER for affordable housing corporation. Responsibilities include overseeing maintenance of rental units in Addison County, routine inspections of properties, assisting in scheduling of capital improvements, monitoring development of new units to ensure efficiency and livability. Successful candidate will have knowledge of construction techniques, familiarity with energy-efficient technology, ability to work as part of a team and relate to a diverse population. 30-hours per week with some additional on-call hours.

Excellent benefits, salary commensurate with experience.

Resumé and three references to Personnel-ACCAG, P.O. Box 165, Middlebury, VT 05753. EOE. NEED A 3-4 DAY JOB? We need 1 or 2 people to scrape and paint the exterior of a house in Burlington. Minimal painting exp. appreciated. Solid pay. 802233-9998 or 802-238-7809.

NEED FINANCIAL RELIEF? Visit www.debtorhelp.com.

NO LAYOFFS: Marketing XM radio. Bob or Pam, 899-5442.

NORTH STAR GYMNASTICS is looking for competitive team coaches and recreational instructors. We strive for a fun and positive work environment. Gymnastics experience is great, but we will train the right person.

Call 802-223-0517 for more information.

PAINTER: Neat, clean and reliable. Tools and transportation provided for the right person.

Call 863-5397.

PAINTERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839.

PRESCHOOL/TODDLER teacher needed in Shelburne, full or part-time available. Experience preferred, willing to train.

Competitive wages, some benefits. Contact Sarah, 985-9025.

PROJECT MANAGER: Responsible for completing public project including some or all: to plan/budget for site development, pursue development permit, hold public meetings, write grants and fundraise. Up to 20 hrs/wk, starting immediately.

Send resumé to Middlebury Area Land Trust, POB 804, Middlebury, VT 05753.

RETAIL, PART-TIME: Sales, decorating advice. Retail experience needed. Some schedule flexibility. Tempo Home Furnishings, Essex. 879-2998.

TEMPORARY HELP-WANTED: Reliable, hardworking individual for greenhouse clean-up, painting, landscaping. Oakwood Farms, 288-8155.

THE VERMONT MARIJUANA POLICY PROJECT in Montpelier is seeking committed political activists for a door-to-door voter ID campaign. Temporary, fall positions include: (1) Team Leader and (4) Canvassers.

Experience is required for Team Leader and preferred for Canvassers. Successful candidates will be highly motivated, trustworthy and hard-working.

Individuals will be independent contractors and receive generous compensations but no benefits will be provided. Send a short email to nlynch@mpp.org containing the following: 1) complete contact info; 2) details about canvassing experience; 3) availability and 4) preferred position.

4 volunteers

ART ENTHUSIASTS WANTED: for volunteer shifts at the Firehouse Gallery. Learn how a gallery works from installing exhibitions to educating the public. Enthusiasm for contemporary art and working with the public are essential. Please email resumé and letter of intent to cshorton@ci.burlington.vt.us or call 865-7165.

4 childcare

AFTERNOON NANNY NEEDED for 10-mo. old and 2-year old, while mom does errands, pickups and drop-offs for older siblings. Experience w/babies a must as well as a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Hours from 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. (approx.). Mature and warm-hearted persons w/great refs. Call 985-4941, please leave message.

CHILDCARE WANTED: In search of fun, dependable college student w/flexible schedule to provide in-home care to 1-year old twins. 10-hours/week. Must have experience. Call 802-482-3585.

SEEKING A CARING, RESPONSIBLE non-smoking individual w/previous childcare experience for after-school care of our 3 children, ages 2, 4 and 6 from 2:30-6 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. in our home in Williston beginning September. Must have own reliable car for transportation.

Excellent salary and work environment. Call 802-578-7630 and leave message.

4 business opps

A $250K+ 1st year income opportunity. Home-based. No selling. Not MLM! Call 1-877347-3745 * 24 hrs. Training and support provided. (AAN CAN) ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day?

Your own local candy route.

Includes 30 machines and candy.

All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525.

(AAN CAN) BARTENDERS NEEDED! Earn up to $250/per shift. No experience required. PT/FT. Call now. 1-800313-9572. (AAN CAN).

BARTENDERS: Up to $1200/wk.

Multiple positions in restaurants, bars, nightclubs and hotels. No experience req. FT/PT. Call 800806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN).

BEAT BUSH! Work in battleground states mobilizing voters.

Get hands-on grassroots organizing experience. Training from top Democratic professionals. Call 1888-922-1008. www.campaign school.org. (AAN CAN).

CAREER POSITIONS: Earn $12$48/hr. Avail. w/full medical/ dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800-320-9353 x2001. (AAN CAN).

CHURCH STREET GIFT CART: For sale. Prime location. 802253-4303.

DATA ENTRY: Flexible hours, great pay. Call toll-free, 1-866334-6175 ext. 101. Computer/ Internet req. (AAN CAN).

EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25$75/survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57/hour shopping! Free grants! Receive $500,000$800,000! www.RealCash Programs.com (AAN CAN).

MEDIA MAKE-UP ARTISTS: earn up to $500/day for TV, CD, videos, film, fashion. One week course in Los Angeles while building portfolio. Brochure 310-364-0665 www.MediaMakeup Artists.com (AAN CAN).

MOBILIZE THE VOTE! Organize minority voters in battleground states. Get grassroots experience. Training from top professionals. Bilingual preferred. Call 1-888-922-1008. www.campaign school.org. (AAN CAN).

MYSTERY SHOPPERS NEEDED! Earn while you shop! Call now, toll-free. 1-800-467-4422 ext.

13410. (AAN CAN).

NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955.

RADIO, MUSIC RECORDING and Film-making. On-the-job training inside radio stations, recording and film studios here in our own state. Nights/weekends. www.get amentor.com. (AAN CAN).

SEEKING PERSON INTERESTED in starting a catering business.

Experienced preferred along with a passion for cooking, dedication to growing a business, the ability to combine work and fun and enjoy meeting people. Please call Jacques, 862-1306 or email martonfamily@adelphia.net SUCCESSFUL LANDSCAPER CONTRACTOR wishes to retire.

Looking for someone w/highenergy and entrepreneurial desire to purchase successful business.

Turn key operation. Call 3167933 for details.

WILDERNESS CAMP Counselor: Challenge yourself, learn and grow while helping at-risk youth turn their lives around. Make friends, make a difference. Yearround residential positions, free room/board. Details online: www.eckerd.org, Or send resumé: Career Advisor/ AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, PO Box 7450, Clearwater, FL 33758. EOE. (AAN CAN).

4 lost & found

SANCHEZ IS MISSING! Very friendly dark-brown Siamese male w/white paws. Church and Maple in Burlington. He lost his collar and now we lost him!

Please call w/any info. 363-5084.

4 announcements

CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310.

J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements.

(AAN CAN) MOVING SALE: Piano, men’s skis and ice skates, furniture, toys, books, tires, misc. household items. Call for appointment.

862-6025 daily 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. until 8/31.

NFL TICKETS: All teams, cities and games avail. www.ticket place.com. New product and business opportunity. Xango is sweeping the nation. Get in now! www.BizXango.com.

(AAN CAN).

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth-mothers nationwide.

Toll-free, 24 hrs. a day. 866-9210565. One True Gift Adoptions.

(AAN CAN).

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BABYLON EXPRESS EXOTICA: Join us for a good time. Hot dancers, hot music, hot fun. www.babylonexpressexotica.com.

(800)-859-7325.

EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print.

Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949, ext 3001. (AAN CAN).

ONCE IN A LIFETIME: Jimmy Buffet at Fenway Park. Two great seats avail. Friday night, 9/10.

Call Kevin, 238-0293.

4 computer svcs.

“In-House”

COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More!

We make house calls!

email: in-housecomp@verizon.net

864-7470

A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians.

Low rates, fast turnaround.

Refurbished computers available.

ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23.

COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing.

Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop.

Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

4 misc. services

DAYTIME PARKING NEEDED: Get $300/year! In need of parking near corner of S. Williams and Main St., Burlington, M/T/W, business hours only. Call Lindsay 244-9958.

4 art

ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS: Affordable Archival Fine Art Digital Print Making and Digital Photography copy services. Bring original artwork and get one FREE digital copy and one FREE 8x10 Giclee’ Print. Churchman Creative Services, 802-899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net.

4 photography

LOOKING FOR PHOTOGRAPHERS interested in a 24-hour photo project, “Burlington, 24Hours”, to take place October 1 and 2. Contact Dave, 862-1172 or email rusldp@juno.com for more information.

4 pets

FREE TO GOOD HOME: Friendly M Cockatiel needs a new home.

I’m moving and can’t take him w/me. Cage and toys incl. Call Karen, 802-229-4095.

4 buy this stuff

4 ZZ TOP TICKETS Bronze, row F. Champlain Valley Fairgrounds, Sept. 3. Best offer. 657-2519.

EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: Avalon, portable massage table, sage-green. Comes w/head-cradle and black carrying-case and strap. Great condition, great deal: $400. Call 229-5996.

FOR SALE: Canoe, accessories, office furniture, small refrigerator, sofa table, cassette player, metal shelving system, television, electric typewriter. Great prices. Call Linda, 288-9513.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Includes installation. 4 mo. free programming w/NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. Over 250 channels! Limited-time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1800-877-1251. (AAN CAN).

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4 furniture

COUCHES FOR SALE: Queen hardwood futon frame w/futon.

Earth-tone cover. $250. Harden overstuffed couch, tapestry upholstery w/extra cotton linen slipcover. $350. 985-2171, leave message.

MOVING, MUST SELL! Computer desk, wood grain laminate, $85/OBO. Basset wood Colonial bed frame w/headboard, 5-drawer chest and 2-drawer night stand, $200/OBO. Whirlpool washing machine, variable speed and water levels, $125/OBO. Honeywell portable HEPA-filter air cleaner, $50/OBO. 862-2046.

4 sports equip.

TWO MATCHING 1999 ARCTIC CAT JET SKIS w/trailer. Less than 50 hours of use. Exterior very clean. Two matching covers, four life vests, ropes, oil, original owner’s manual and hose to flush-out engine. Real headturners when driving down the road! Asking $4500/OBO. Earl, 802-862-6875 or 863-3659, ext 263.

4 computers

LAPTOP FOR SALE: Compaq Armada 110 laptop, Celeron 850 processor, 10 GB HD, 64 MB RAM, CD, floppy, modem PCMCIA and USB. $299. Call 864-9991.

4 music for sale

ACCORDION FOR SALE: 60 Bass. Great for beginner. $195.

Kathy, 660-4888.

4 music services

AD ASTRA RECORDING: Relax.

Record. Get the tracks. As featured in EQ Magazine. Digital multitrack recording/mixing.

Flexible hours/block rates. 20 plus years experience. adastra recording.com, 872-8583.

ARMAND MESSIER RECORDING STUDIO: 4-song studio demo for $500. Record, mix and master without the money clock ticking!

Satisfaction guaranteed, call for details. 868-9900. www.record ingvt.com.

COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services.

Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour.

496-3166. Moretown, VT.

4 musicians wanted BASS PLAYER: 4-piece Charlotte combo seeks committed bass player. Contact Xander, 425-4133.

EXPERIENCED guitarist seeks band. Classic rock, blues, Southern rock, country and country rock. Some vocals. Over 30-years professional gigging experience. 786-5830, ext. 36 or dbonanzam@pshift.com.

FEMALE VOCALIST/PERCUSSIONIST: Obscure boomer repertoire, opportunities for lead and harmony, to jam, to find a groove. Call 223-9757, flexible rehearsals.

SINGER WANTED: Band currently being recorded by producer of Alice In Chains, Metallica and Primus is looking for a great singer. Are you him? Call 802362-1054.

SINGERS: Jazz, blues, gospel, pop. Want to form a cappella band, with informal but structured rehearsals, intended for eventual public performances.

(802)388-0237, or howling@ sover.net.

4 music instruct.

BANJO AND PEDAL STEEL LESSONS W/GORDON STONE: 25-years teaching experience.

Recordings and live appearances w/Phish, Moe, Strangefolk and Chrome Cowboys. 863-4497 or www.gordonstone.com.

BLUEGRASS AND ACOUSTIC MUSIC: 5-string banjo, guitar, voice, songwriting and more.

Experienced teacher, very affordable rates. Any style/level/interest. Andy, 802-658-2462 or guit boy75@hotmail.com.

CELTIC FIDDLE instruction with experienced dance band musician. All levels. Technique and style emphasized. Peter Macfarlane, 802-759-2268, petermac@ gmavt.net.

FUN PIANO LESSONS for all ages. Learn from a patient and experienced teacher. Andric Severance, 802-310-6042.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

4 support groups

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

THE HEALING JOURNEY: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center offers a confidential ten-week support group for women who have survived sexual violence. Burlingtonarea, call for location. 6-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-0555.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPS DISORDERED EATING SUPPORT GROUP: Do you struggle with anorexia, bulimia, or binge eating? I am looking to start a support group to help others and myself in moving forward on the road to recovery. If you are interested in joining a new discussion/support group and are over 20 yrs, please email Jessica at jesslyn6@yahoo.com. Together we can make small steps forward to a more fulfilling lifestyle.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming?

Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify.

453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County.

Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: July 18, 1-3 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome.

For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064.

WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 6582976, if interested.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities.

Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheart vermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free.

Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems.

SELF REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together .net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com.

LEGALS

NEW FUTON, high-end. $400.

2001 Kenmore refrigerator, sideby-side, ice/water dispenser, water filter. $425. Other good stuff, moving. 480-244-9900.

QUEEN MATTRESS AND BOX SPRING: Great condition. 2 YO. Can’t fit in new apt. Must sell!

Cost $400. Will take $50/OBO. Call 757-676-8594 or page at 802-250-4151.

TRUE COMMERCIAL, DOUBLEDOOR, under counter w/workplace freezer. New compressor.

Asking $600. Call Steve, 865-5288.

WOOD STOVE: Glenwood Parlor Stove, $600. 860-6282.

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WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you?

Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609 @aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people.

The second Friday of every month.

R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month.

McClure Multigenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepatitis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316.

ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmorpheus1 @yahoo.com.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group?

Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@email.com.

It’s your right!

35 cents a word. email katherine at classified@sevendaysvt.com

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel .com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Connie, 878-7090.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine.

Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp.

862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family.

Expert speakers often scheduled.

1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential.

SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m.

The Arbors. 985-8600.

SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555.

DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area.

Info, 656-3280.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6-7 p.m. Wed. 7-8 a.m. Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Brenda, 658-9278.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington. Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support.

PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester.

Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with disease.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem?

Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512.

Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member.

The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free.

Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group.

Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m.

Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

ADULTS EXPERIENCING the death of a loved one: Two Wed. evenings a month, First Congregational Church, Burlington. Info, 434-4159.

34B | august 25-september 1, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

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4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word.

4REAL ESTATE + WELLNESS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4REAL ESTATE PHOTO ADS: 25 + photo, $50, until it sells.

4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4DISPLAY ADS: $18.50/col. inch. 4ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch.

All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

ALLENBROOK HOMES FOR YOUTH is seeking one or two individuals for a part-time Awake Overnight position. You will work two nights a week from 10pm - 6am with the possibility of extra shifts. Position could lead to full-time. Applicants must have 3 positive references and pass a criminal record check to be considered. Send resumé and references to:

Pizzeria Counter Staff/Pizza Chef (experience with high volume production, full and part-time available)

WANTED:

Bakery Counter/Baker

More meat in the form of a Web Programmer

(Friday 3-8, Saturday 12-8)

LuCinda Richmond Allenbrook Homes for Youth 102 Allen Road South Burlington, VT 05403 (802) 658-1433

Benefits available. Apply at:

Junior’s • 6 Roosevelt Highway Colchester, VT 05446 • Call (802) 655-5555.

LANDSCAPE BA RT E N D I N G PERSONNEL I NST RU C TO R Experience preferred.

Own transportation required.

CALL PETE MCGUIRE,

802-660-8743

Part-time, Burlington area. 5 years bartending experience required.

(508) 397-8706

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Orange Center School LONG-TERM SUBSTITUTE 1.0 FTE NIGHT AUDITOR: Part-time, immediate opening, 10pm-6am, hotel customerservice experience needed, must have accurate basic math skills, enjoy working with the public and be able to work independently. Position requires attention to detail and ability to handle multiple tasks professionally. Interested applicants should apply in person to:

Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect access to reproductive health for all.

CALL CENTER REPRESENTATIVES We are looking for two full-time representatives for a new Call Center in Barre. The job responsibilities include scheduling medical appointments for patients in three states, obtaining insurance pre-certification and making reminder calls. The successful candidates must be flexible, willing to think creatively and able to work well with other people. Other qualifications include excellent telephone communication skills, a commitment to customer service and the ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment.

Experience at a call center or in a medical setting is preferred.

No license is required (we will train the right candidates).

We offer a supportive, team-based, continuous learning work environment and a generous benefits package. Make a living while making a difference!

To apply send resumé, cover letter and salary requirements by September 3, 2004 to:

Call Center P.O. Box 404 Barre, VT 05641 EOE

Join our interactive team as a part-time web programmer.

Working knowledge of PHP, MySQL, CSS, XHTML, UNIX, ASP, MSSQL experience is preferred. Please forward cover letter, résumé and three references to: work@sharkinteractive.com.

of Northern New England

Position is for grade 6 self-contained classroom through December 2004. Must be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. Please forward cover letter, resumé, transcripts, certification documents, and 3 letters of reference.

CUSTODIAN 1.0 FTE Please forward cover letter, resumé, and three letters of reference.

Rich Jacobs, Principal, Orange Center School 357 U.S. Rte. 302, East Barre, VT 05647 • EOE

Savings (IDA) Specialist Savings (IDA) Specialist: Opportunity to join our nationally recognized Individual Development Account (IDA) program, Tangible Assets, demonstrating the power of savings and asset building to help people move out of poverty. Monitor savings, produce reports, facilitate participant support including marketing and recruitment.

Applicants should have a minimum of a BA in community organizing, development, financial management or related area or equivalent experience; experience in grants management and reporting; use of Microsoft Office products; excellent written and verbal skills and demonstrated sensitivity to the challenges faced by low-income people seeking to become self-sufficient. Insured, reliable vehicle and valid license, and the ability to work occasional evenings and weekends.

The position is located in Barre. Thirty-two hours per week with the possibility of increased hours, hourly wage range $11.88 thru $14.30 depending on experience and education, plus generous benefit package.

Respond with letter and resumé, postmarked by Friday, September 17, 2004 to:

Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc. Attn: Human Resources • 195 US Route 302-Berlin Barre, VT 05641 hr@cvcac.org • Equal Opportunity Employer

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EMPLOYMENT Americorps Opportunity: Exciting service

Winooski Valley Park District

opportunity for an AmeriCorps member with the Winooski Valley Park District. Member responsibilities include environmental education, volunteer coordination, natural resource projects and more. Benefits for members include an $11,611 stipend and $4725 educational award at completion, childcare if state eligible and health insurance for a full-time year-long commitment. Now accepting resumĂŠs, position starts in September.

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Contact the Winooski Valley Park District, (802) 863-5744 or email wvpd@sover.net EOE

www.bartendingschool.com

Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Advocate to provide support, advocacy and educational groups to child witnesses of domestic violence and their mothers. Will work in community and at shelter. Experience required.

Full-time, weekdays/evenings. EOE. For job description: www.whbw.org. Letter and resumĂŠ by 9/3/04.

WHBW PO Box 1535 Women Helping Battered Women Burlington, VT 05402

â&#x20AC;˘ Immediate opening available for a full-time physician in Urgent Care/OccMed facility. â&#x20AC;˘ Must be board certified with FP/ER experience and current Vermont License. â&#x20AC;˘ Full benefits package, competitive salary. â&#x20AC;˘ Enjoy your life again: no on-call, no weekends, no hospital calls, flexible schedule.

Fax CV to 865-3636 Attn: Dr. Fitzgerald Email to: T.Fitzgerald@CVUrgentCare.com

A Nice Alternative.

Registered Nurses Part-time, 32 hours Good Customer Service Skills a Must!

Our Burlington office is looking for RNs to draw blood and to perform health histories. You will be responsible for all aspects of blood collection.

Once trained, RNs will be eligible to perform as Charge Nurses. The right person will travel to different drives with a team of co-workers. No day is the sameâ&#x20AC;Śyou will be in different places, meeting people from all walks of life. Schedule varies with alternating weekends.

Our donors are great!...Come meet themâ&#x20AC;ŚJoin the Team!

We offer an Excellent Benefits Package, including a 401K match.

To apply in person: fill out an application, Monâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Fri, 9amâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;4:30pm at: AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD SERVICES â&#x20AC;&#x201C; NEW ENGLAND REGION, 32 North Prospect Street, Burlington, VT; or call Linda Nobilini at: (781) 461-2007; or fax to: (781) 461-2266.

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Seeking part-time employees with possibility of full-time for landscape positions. Must have commercial mowing experience and mechanical aptitude a plus.

Transportation required.

Competitive pay and benefits.

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Northeastern Family Institute NFI-VT, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seekingâ&#x20AC;Ś

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS Seeking counselors to work at our Group Home program. Work with a talented team in a fastpaced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assist in treatment and discharge planning. This is a full time position with a competitive salary.

Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Jaime Wark today at 658-3924 Ext 624 or email your resumĂŠ to: jlwark@earthlink.net.

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Engaging minds that change the world

Maintenance Mechanic Physical Plant Perform semiskilled repairs and preventative and general maintenance on equipment associated with the Central Heating Plant. High school education with vocational course work and two to three years' mechanical experience required or an equivalent combination. Demonstrated experience with various hand tools required. Valid Vermont driver's license or ability to obtain, and driver's check required if operating a University vehicle. Experience with and knowledge of boilers and pump operation desirable.

Bargaining unit. Position is 40 hr. work week including rotating shift and weekends and holidays.

For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and references for #030638, visit our web site at: www.uvmjobs.com .

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

Educational Team Member Sterling Area Services, Inc. seeks a qualified individual to join a collaborative educational team supporting a twelve-year-old boy with autism in both school and community settings. This benefited position is full-time and offers excellent training opportunities.

Interested applicants should have a valid Vermont operatorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license and a reliable, insured vehicle. Position requires some lifting. Apply to: Attn: Melody Plante Sterling Area Services, Inc. PO Box 1207 Morrisville, VT 05661 Or fax to: (802) 888-1182 Position #086

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Real Estate development and management company seeks an aggressive person to manage leasing activities for its portfolio of Class A office and retail properties. Manager will be responsible for lease negotiation, tenant communications, maintenance of lease abstracts, marketing and broker relations. Position requires the ability to think creatively. Applicants should be familiar with commercial lease terminology, possess excellent communications skills, able to work independently and enjoy challenges.

Knowledge of Microsoft Office Suite, especially Access, is preferable. Occasional regional traveling may be required. Position pays competitive base salary plus commission. Please mail or fax resumĂŠ by September 7, 2004 to:

Judge Companies 2 Market Street So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: 862-5828

The Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garden INFANT/TODDLER TEACHER Reggio-inspired program serving infants, toddlers and preschoolers seeks dedicated Early Childhood professional to join our Infant/Toddler Team. Exceptional staff: child ratios, primary caregiving system, beautiful classrooms and 15 acres of field and forest to explore.

WE OFFER: progressive workplace, competitive salaries, generous paid leave and 100% health insurance. We require: inquisitive mind, open heart, gentle spirit, prior professional child care experience, interest in the Reggio Emilia approach, CDA/AA or BS in ECE, and long-term commitment to our program.

RESUMES TO: The Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Garden, 22 Meadow Drive, Morrisville VT 05661 Visits by appointment only, please.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Seasonal Work Smart Suites is seeking full/part-time GUEST SERVICES REPRESENTATIVES

is seeking part-time retail help. Flexible hours.

Wine knowledge helpful but not required.

FAX RESUMĂ&#x2030; TO 865-9435 OR PICK UP AN APPLICATION AT 133 ST. PAUL ST.

CHURCH STREET TOURIST INFORMATION BOOTH ATTENDANT Well-spoken, mature, people-person with knowledge of the Champlain Valley. Approximately 15-20 hours per week; some Saturdays a must. Now through October 15th. Availability for 2005 season a plus. The right person will love this job!

Join the Smart Team.

Apply in person at: 1700 Shelburne Road South Burlington, VT

Call 802-363-6139

Orange North Supervisory Union -EDIA "UYER

SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS NEEDED Now accepting substitute teaching application for the following schools; Orange Center School, Washington Village School, Williamstown Elementary, and Williamstown Middle High School. Pay rate is $65.00 per day. Qualified candidates will have a minimum high school diploma. Send letter of interest and resumĂŠ to:

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CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST SERVER/SHUTTLE DRIVER: Part-time, Saturday & Sunday, 6am-2pm. Set-up and breakdown breakfast room, replenish food supplies, drive shuttle van. Must have a valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, a friendly, outgoing demeanor and enjoy working with the public. Interested applicants apply to:

Best Western Hotel 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

employment@sevendaysvt.com â&#x20AC;˘ employment@sevendaysvt.com City of Burlington BURLINGTON ELECTRIC DEPARTMENT

Energy Services Department Full-time Program Specialist (Burlington-based) Seeking individual to work within a team setting and to provide support and service coordination to HIV+ individuals. Candidates must have life experience and/or working knowledge of HIV/AIDS and work from a non-judgmental, harm reduction model. Knowledge of mental health, housing and substance use issues essential, familiarity with area resources and systems ideal. Reliable transportation needed. Salary range: $25,000-$27,000; full health & dental insurance, excellent benefits; great working environment. All minorities (especially queer/gay men) strongly encouraged to apply. Send cover letter and resumĂŠ by Friday, 9/10 to:

Martha Tormey â&#x20AC;˘ Director or Services, Vermont CARES P.O. Box 5248 â&#x20AC;˘ Burlington, VT 05402 www.vtcares.org â&#x20AC;˘ HIV+ individuals encouraged to apply. EOE.

NATIONAL GARDENING ASSOCIATION â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bringing People and Gardens Togetherâ&#x20AC;?

Our thirty-year-old company is dedicated to promoting home gardening and garden-based learning in schools and communities nationwide. We are looking for new team members to support our organization in the following areas.

CUSTOMER SERVICE/ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT This part-time position is responsible for taking customer orders, responding to customer requests and fulfilling catalog requests and premium offers. This position will provide full back-up for the customer service department, plus administrative and clerical duties to support the associationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s development and operations areas. Flexible hours during peak season desired.

EDUCATION MARKET SALES ASSOCIATE This half-time position will support our K-8 garden-based education catalog sales team by providing custom quotes and product information, online and targeted educator marketing, educational association networking and special sales project management. Some trade and professional show attendance required. Previous education market sales and teaching experience a plus.

Visit www.garden.org/jobs for more information and instructions on how to apply.

Join BEDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s team of energy services professionals. This full-time position offers the opportunity to work with Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s commercial and industrial customers and the Burlington energy professional community in presenting and delivering BEDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s energy-efficiency programs and related energy services. Assist customers by identifying, analyzing and facilitating the completion of energy-efficient building systems or process systems in new construction and retrofit applications.

Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Mechanical or Electrical Engineering or related degree and 1-3 years of related experience required. BED offers outstanding benefits and competitive pay.

For a complete description visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802/865-7145. If interested, send resumĂŠ, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by August 31st to:

HR Dept â&#x20AC;˘ Rm 33 City Hallâ&#x20AC;˘ Burlington, VT 05401 Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE.

Chittenden County Transportation Authority CCTA is now accepting applications for the following position:

Controller CCTA is seeking an experienced controller to handle all aspects of financial operations. Prepare annual budgets, quarterly reports and tax returns, manage cash flow and annual audit. This position supervises all general accounting functions including AR/AP, monthly reconciliation and various financial reports. Additional responsibilities include oversight of payroll processing and federal and state regulatory compliance.

A bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in Accounting, Business or Management is required. Must have a minimum of 5 years relevant business and supervisory experience. Must possess excellent written and oral communication skills.

CCTA offers competitive wages and an excellent benefits package to full time employees. Please fax resume, cover letter and salary requirement no later than August 31, 2004 to (802) C â&#x20AC;˘ C â&#x20AC;˘ T â&#x20AC;˘ A 864-5564 or e-mail to sspangler@cctaride.org. CCTA CHITTENDEN is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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EMPLOYMENT Washington County Youth Services Bureau/Boys & Girls Club Cityscape Afterschool Program Serving Barre City Middle School Students ACTIVITIES SPECIALIST: 1full-time position-Salary ($21,000), 1 part-time (60%) position-Salary ($12,600). Duties to include: designing and facilitating activities for youth, community outreach, compiling data for reporting.

Skills and experience desired: organization, communication, creativity and ability to work as part of a team are essential. Working with youth in a school setting is preferred.

The Gateway Project COORDINATOR: 1 part-time (60%) position-Salary ($13,800). Duties to include: work closely with staff of Cityscape and Barre City Middle School to involve between 15 and 20 5th graders in available out-of-school time and community activities. Help young people and families build meaningful and supportive relationships with community members and organizations.

Bus Drivers: If you enjoy working with the public and always being on the go, join our front line! CCTA is looking for full-time, CDL-licensed drivers (including Passenger Endorsement) with excellent customer service skills, a great driving record and a positive team attitude. Don’t miss your chance to make $12.50 per hour and more than $32,000 after your first year!

CCTA offers excellent wages and full time employees receive a full benefits package. Applications are available online at www.cctaride.org or call 864-CCTA. Please fax resume, cover letter C • C • T • A and application to (802) 864-5564 or e-mail to CHITTENDEN COUNTY humanresources@cctaride.org. EOE. TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

Skills and experience desired: knowledge of youth development, strong organization and communication skills, superior reliability and work-ethic, experience in the following, working with young people and families, working within a school, planning and implementing youth activities, working with volunteers, group facilitation.

Please send resumé and letter of interest by August 31, 2004 to:

Tom Howard, Executive Director Washington County Youth Service Bureau Boys & Girls Club PO Box 627 Montpelier, VT 05601

The Vermont Chapter of the March of Dimes seeks a

Di r ecto r o f P ro gr am Servi ces to market, implement and manage programs, products and services that result in reaching our mission of preventing birth defects and infant mortality across the state. Responsibilities include public and professional health education, external grants solicitation, internal grants administration, advocacy and volunteer recruitment and development. Participate as active member of chapter management team and incorporate the Foundation’s mission in all activities.

EOE

employment@sevendaysvt.com BUILDING AND PROPERTY MANAGER We are seeking an experienced and licensed Building and/or Property Manager to oversee and facilitate the day-to-day maintenance of our 8000 sq.ft. property and grounds.

This individual will be responsible for the daily upkeep of building maintenance and upkeep of outside property including mechanical, electrical, plumbing septic and control systems. Develop/manages outside vendor contracts as deemed necessary to maintain property preservation. Coordinates procurement of equipment, supplies and material, ensures compliance with all applicable state and federal codes, laws, standards and regulations, hands-on experience and/or in-depth knowledge dealing with HVAC, electrical, plumbing, mechanical and control systems within the total framework of building maintenance. Knowledge of OSHA, MSDS, Safety and Security issues is desirable.

This is a “hands-on” position additionally responsible for the supervision of our part-time custodial staff and one per diem maintenance helper. We require that this individual be accessible 24/7 via pager to handle emergency situations that may occur and respond by contacting the necessary parties to act in response to such emergency circumstances.

This position requires specific vocational knowledge and technical expertise in a variety of areas. A license in HVAC, electrical and plumbing is desirable. A license to operate Transit non-community and non-transit non-community water wells is preferred. In addition, the individual must have seven (7) years progressively responsible experience in building systems, project and grounds maintenance as well as three (3) years supervisory experience. This is a management position requiring a minimum of 30 hours per week reporting directly to the Executive Director.

Interested parties should send their letter of interest with resumé to: C. Paquette, Director Human Resources ACHH&H PO Box 754 Middlebury, VT 05753 For more information call (802) 388-7259. EOE

Re quire me nts : Experience forming collaborative partnerships with healthcare, business, government, advocacy and community-based agencies and their leaders.

Experience recruiting and working with volunteers. Send resumé to:

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of Northern New England

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

PAYROLL SPECIALIST Human Resources team seeks full-time Payroll Specialist responsible for data entry, reports, and reconciliation for a bi-weekly payroll for 250 employees, including payroll taxes. Creates and maintains payroll reports for managers. Provides customer service to employees. This job is perfect for someone with strong analytical skills who enjoys a blend of cyclical and project-based work. Please apply by August 13, 2004.

Qualifications: 2-year accounting degree, payroll processing experience, or the equivalent. Scrupulous attention to detail, able to juggle multiple priorities a must.

PATIENT ACCOUNTS REPRESENTATIVE Seeking a bright, energetic individual with excellent organizational, communication and computer skills. Primary duties include: Provide quality customer service; review, correct and send electronic/paper claims to insurance companies; gather, report and analyze insurance claims system data; evaluate and improve existing insurance billing systems. Associate’s degree or 1-2 years relevant experience and experience in insurance and/or Medicaid billing required.

If you are a team player interested in working in a customer-focused, fast-paced environment, please respond by mail or email with cover letter and resumé by August 20th to:

PPNNE, Human Resources 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101, Williston, Vermont 05495 humanresources@ppnne.org Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT OFFICE MANAGER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT Unique in-home care position for woman with MS in Warren. Mellow family environment, part-time evenings and days available.

ROOFERS & LABORERS Good wages & benefits Women & minorities encouraged to apply.

Please call Ashley at (802) 496-4170

Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 862-6473

needed for small architectural firm/furniture gallery in beautiful Stowe village. Flexibility, self-motivation, strong organizational skills, basic accounting knowledge, ability to work independently, and proficiency with MS Office suite, QuickBooks, and Macintosh are required. Project and personal support in addition to general duties.

Diverse work with flexible hours.

Send resumé with cover letter to:

GKW WORKING DESIGN • PO BOX 1214 • STOWE, VT 05672

MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I am a young man with challenges seeking a companion.

I require assistance with mobility and all aspects of personal care. My life is one of happiness, music, quiet times with friends and family, and swimming. My home would be yours and we would face adventures together. You need to be a non-smoker, with safe and reliable transportation. If you have worked with people with my unique blessings it would be a big plus. They tell me that it comes with competitive pay! If this would be of interest to you, please send your resumé and a brief letter of interest to:

160 Fairway Drive South Burlington, Vermont 05403

Part-time help wanted.

Three days per week, labor, sales, road trips. You must be strong, good-natured and responsible. Mutually flexible arrangement desired. Ask for David.

Mason Bros. Architectural Salvage Essex Junction • 879-4221 MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Permanent Part-time Position (8-10 hr/wk) MANAGE DATABASE AND ASSIST WITH OFFICE AND PERSONNEL MANAGEMENT. Mac platform. Computer savvy and competency with Microsoft Office and FileMaker Pro. Knowledge of Quickbooks Pro a plus. Pleasant, quiet work environment overlooking Catamount Woods in professional yet relaxed atmosphere. Ideal candidate will enjoy computer work and be reliable, self-disciplined and organized. References.

Call 802-434-4569

TOWN ADMINISTRATOR A MORRISTOWN, VERMONT B (Population 5500) Morristown seeks an articulate and experienced TOWN ADMINISTRATOR to administer all aspects of local town government. Candidates should have a Bachelor’s degree and five years of progressively responsible experience in administration, with proven management skills, experience in personnel administration, and the ability to prepare, execute, and control a municipal budget. The Town Administrator works with, and coordinates between, the Town’s departments and Selectboard, while overseeing the daily operations of the Town of Morristown. A successful candidate must also possess excellent interpersonal and communication skills for extensive public contact and be selfmotivated with the ability to manage multiple projects.

Serves at the discretion of the five-member Selectboard.

Starting salary range of $46,000 - $55,000 dependent upon qualifications and experience, with a competitive benefit package.

Housing Retention Specialist

PARTS COUNTER CUSTOMER SERVICE AGENT Fast paced Heavy Equipment Co. is seeking a highly motivated individual to join our Parts Sales Team. Excellent communication skills, attention to details and superior customer service a must! Experience in auto, truck and heavy equipment parts a plus!

Please send resumé and cover letter to: Attn: Tim Fontana No phone calls.

Milton-Cat, Rte. 2, 1 Cat Lane Richmond, VT 05477 tim_fontana@smilton.com

Coaching Vacancies

ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL We are now accepting applications for the following coaching positions for the 2004-05 school year:

Pays $2504/winter season

Deadline 9/20/2004. Reply by letter and resumé, including salary history and requirements, to:

For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

Town of Morristown, ATTN: Shaun Bryer PO Box 748, Morrisville, Vermont 05661 • EOE

EOE

ONE-ON-ONE ASSISTANT FOR 504 STUDENT Seeking unique individual who is motivated, fun, and flexible, to provide personal care to an exceptionally brilliant 8th grade boy with physical challenges. Oneyear position with long term possibilities, potentially extending into high school. This is an opportunity to work with a delightful young man. Associates degree or equivalent preferred. Training provided with mentoring.

Please send cover letter, resumé, transcripts, certification documents if applicable, and three letters of reference to:

Rich Jacobs, Principal, Instructional Assistant Search Orange Center School, 357 U.S. Route 302 East Barre, VT 05649

EOE/MFH

EOE

APPRAISAL TRAINEE A National Real Estate Appraisal Firm is seeking aggressive individuals interested in pursuing a rewarding career in property appraisal throughout the Northeast.

Entry-level position. On the job training.

Benefit package. No previous R.E. experience required. Background check is necessary.

A high school education, neat appearance, reliable transportation, a willingness to learn and perform are the only requirements for success and growth with the company.

Call 1-802-8865-5894 for a personal interview.

HOUSING RETENTION SPECIALIST Creative individual wanted to work with formerly homeless and at-risk families and individuals to help maintain housing. Excellent communication skills and the ability to work with varied populations required. BA required.

Resumés accepted until position filled. Send to: Helen Oetjen, COTS Attn: ROC Americorps Position P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 No phone calls accepted. EOE TTY relay 1-800-545-3323

Assistant Coach Varsity Girls Ice Hockey

Orange Center School

Committee on Temporary Shelter (COTS) is seeking qualified applicants for the following Americorps position at Rental Opportunity Center:

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EMPLOYMENT

of Northern New England

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

is now hiring: experienced, detail-oriented

• LINE COOK • HEAD WAITER/ ASSISTANT MANAGER w/fine dining experience

l Please call Michael after 12 noon (closed Tuesday) at Michael’s on the Hill Waterbury Center (802) 244-7476

SITE MANAGER This practice administration position is responsible for the overall performance of the Burlington Health Center and Vermont Women’s Choice gynecologic reproductive and family planning services. This person is responsible and accountable for patient flow processes, financial performance, staffing, space utilization and coordination of resources. We require knowledge in ambulatory health center operations, budget and personnel management and systems thinking that ensures outstanding customer service. We offer a progressive, learning-oriented and teambased work environment with competitive salary and benefits.

Respond with cover letter, resumé and three professional references to:

Human Resources Planned Parenthood of Northern New England 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101 Williston, Vermont 05495 Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Lund Family Center, a Vermont Parent Child Center, helps children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults and adoptive families.

COME JOIN OUR TEAM! We currently have openings for: New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website at www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

ASSISTANT MANAGER – APPLICATIONS SUPPORT & OPERATIONS We have an opportunity for an individual to supervise both the implementation and testing of new software applications and upgrades, and day-today activities of the help desk and computer operations staff consisting of 4.5 FTE. The successful candidate must demonstrate the following experience: • 3-5 years experience supporting banking software applications • Minimum 2 years supervising help desk and/or operations staff • Personal responsibility for the development of standards and procedures • Minimum 2 years experience managing software deployment or upgrade projects This is an exciting opportunity for an individual with proven applications implementation experience in financial services, seeking an IT leadership role with a growing financial services organization.The ability to successfully manage implementation projects and operations staff is critical. If you are interested in this position, please send us your resumé & salary history to the address below.

MEMBER SERVICES REPRESENTATIVE/ LOAN PROCESSOR To create a strong member relationship by performing member services in a friendly and accurate manner.To provide loan processing and post closing support to the Loan Officers.The successful candidate will be committed to excellence in all areas of member service, demonstrate flexibility in different roles to meet the needs of the Branch, have effective communication and problem solving skills, be committed to first time accuracy, and show personal initiative to acquire knowledge necessary for success.This position requires the ability to work 3/10-hour days and every Saturday 6/hours a day (you will work 36 and get paid for 40.) If you are interested in an exciting job opportunity and are able to meet our flexible scheduling requirements we would like to hear from you.

If you believe you have the talents and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resumé in confidence to HR@nefcu.com or by mail to NEFCU, Human Resources, P.O. Box 527, Williston, VT 05495-5027.

EOE

Head Toddler Teacher Seeking a motivated, energetic, person to supervise and implement all aspects of an early childhood classroom.

Qualifications: -BA in Child Development, or related field -2 years experience working with young children -2 years experience in a supervisory position

Part-time Infant Teacher Seeking a motivated, energetic person to join our infant team. Seeking someone to assist in providing care of and completing classroom tasks for children ages two weeks to eighteen months.

Qualifications: -AS in Early Education, or related field -2 years experience working with young children

Infant Teacher Seeking a motivated individual to assist in providing care of and completing classroom tasks for children ages two weeks to eighteen months.

Qualifications: -AS in Early Education, or related field -2 years experience working with young children

Substitute Childcare Providers Substitute Childcare Providers: Seeking individuals who have experience working with children ages two weeks to thirty-six months.

Flexible hours.

We are looking for warm, caring, dedicated individuals with a passion for working with children and families.

Lund offers a competitive salary and benefits package.

Please send your resumé to: (via US Postal or Fax: 802-864-1619)

Cait Phalen, Childcare Coodinator Lund Family Center 76 Glen Road Burlington, VT 05401 No phone calls please.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Cool mail-order company seeking seasonal part/full-time people. Email inquires to: coolmailorder@yahoo.com Or call (802) 651-0675 between 10am-5pm Monday-Friday.

Please leave daytime phone number.

Marketing Reps $10-$20 hourly!

6-11pm, Mon-Thurs.This is a fun part-time job with full-time pay. Must have own transportation.

Call Mike @ (802) 373-9710 to set up an interview.

employment@sevendaysvt.com

FULL-TIME COUNTER POSITIONS available in fastpaced bakery/café, for motivated and energetic individuals.

Apply in person.

198 Main St. Burlington

Warehous e ~S eas onal Pos itions Now Available~ We are seeking candidates for our busy pick, pack and ship operation. Warehouse experience is preferred or a minimum two years of applicable employment. These are four to six month seasonal positions.

To apply: Please stop by to complete an application at: 166 Boyer Circle in Williston

employment@sevendaysvt.com

Skis Dynastar 166 Boyer Circle Williston, VT 05495

EXCITING SERVICE OPPORTUNITY WITH NATIONAL LEADER IN AFFORDABLE HOUSING!

COUNTER POSITION Full-time, entry-level opportunity in a fast-paced, team-oriented production environment. Previous customer service experience desired including answering phones and point-of-sale. Office copier and PC/Windows computer experience helpful. We will train the right motivated, organized candidate. M-F, 8:30-5 with competitive benefits including full health plan and 401K. Salary commensurate with experience. Send/fax resumé to:

The Burlington Community Land Trust’s HomeOwnership Centers have two AMERICORPS positions available.

Homeowner Services Representative (Burlington) and Education and Outreach Coordinator (St. Albans). These 11-month positions require a BA or related work experience, proficient computer and writing skills, clean driving record with access to a vehicle, basic math skills and a strong interest in providing service to the community.

Experience in housing, real estate, or banking is a plus. Benefits include an $11,611 stipend, $4725 educational award, health insurance and child care if state-eligible.

Attn: HR, Reprographics of New England 60 Commerce Street, Williston, VT 05495 (802) 862-2051 or email to: mtaylor@reprografx.com

Call BCLT at 862-6244 for an application packet or visit www.vhcb.org and click on AMERICORPS for more info. EOE.

BABYSITTER Babysitter w/own transportation needed on Mon., Tues. & Wed. afternoons, 2:30-6:30 p.m., for a five and an eight-year-old girl. Duties include picking up at school, backpack and lunchbox management, fort building, bicycle riding, craft projects, and wacky dress-up costuming. Must be able to enforce use of “please” and “thank you” by children and observe a no-TV rule. Sense of humor, clean driving record, and good judgment required. $12/hour plus gas/mileage allowance and ice cream money. Please call 578-3521.

EOE

MAKE A DIFFERENCE! Seeking P/T Director of Women’s Coalition of Burlington.

Salary: $13,520 a year.

• Excellent organizational/written & verbal communication skills

WAITSTAFF OPENINGS:

• Demonstrated commitment to

women and girls • Experience in fundraising and/or

community organizing a plus.

Please send cover letter & resumé to: WCB, P.O. Box 8324, Burlington, VT 05402-8324.

Need full & part-time servers, host staff and cocktail servers. Experience preferred. Must enjoy a fast-paced, high-volume dining atmosphere. A professional demeanor and friendly attitude a must. Apply in person to:

Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

Deadline - September 7, 2004 Women of color, women with disabilities, members of the LGBTQQ community, or other cultural/ethnic minorities encouraged to apply.

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Pine Forest Children’s Center TEACHING ASSOCIATES

ACCOUNTANT Pine Ridge School is seeking an Accountant to supervise the business office’s day-to-day activities and oversee billing, accounts receivable, cash, payroll, personnel records, benefits enrollment and administration, monthend reconciliation, and financial statement preparation. This position reports to the Business Manager and supervises the accounting specialist.

This opportunity offers a friendly work environment, casual dress code, competitive pay and an excellent benefits package including a full flex plan, long-term disability, retirement plan, life insurance, paid vacation, sick and personal time. Pine Ridge School is an educational community committed to assisting adolescents with learning disabilities to define and achieve success throughout their lives.

Desired Education and Experience Include: either an AS or BS in Accounting with a minimum of four years of applicable experience and knowledge of personal computers and accounting software. Fund accounting experience is desirable.

Please submit letter of interest and resumé to: Pam Blum 9505 Williston Rd Williston, VT 05495 FAX at 802-434-6938 email: pblum@pineridgeschool.com • EOE • No phone calls, please.

Pine Forest Children’s Center is seeking teaching associates to work with all age groups as floating staff. Come join a dedicated team of professionals in a fast-paced world of children aged six weeks to six years, of varying needs.

Flexible, open mind, love of children? ...come grow with us! Full-time position/ full benefits. Some ECE/experience preferred. Contact Wendy Scanlan by phone at 802-651-7048 or by email at wendys@howardcenter.org or send cover letter and resumé to the address below.

CHILDREN’S CRISIS CASE MANAGER Grade 10 – Exempt, Bargaining First Call Children’s Crisis Service is seeking a crisis case manager to provide support to children, adolescents and their families living within Chittenden County as an integral part of the First Call Team. Strong communication and organizational skills needed. Knowledge of community systems and resources are important. Must be a team player. Master’s level clinician preferred. Valid VT driver’s license necessary. Send cover letter and resumé to Marti Levine at the address below.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

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EMPLOYMENT A MERI CAN FLATB RE AD at the Marble Works is looking for the right person to lead the restaurant kitchen in Middlebury.

We are looking for someone with a high level of respect for food integrity and quality, a team player and someone who loves the excitement of a busy restaurant.

35-40 hours/week. Hourly compensation and benefits. Ca ll B eea t o i nqu ir e a bou t joi ni ng our t eam o f people dev ot ed to t he fu n a nd a rt o f foo d. (802) 388-3300.

Attention College Students!

Need a part-time job and want to make a difference? Substitute positions available in a variety of child-care settings.

Gain valuable experience, earn extra income and touch the life of a child. Opportunities for training and certification available. Send resumé and cover letter to: Michelle Parent, 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495.

PAINTERS Nursing Opportunity Exciting opportunity for a registered nurse to support adults with developmental disabilities.This position is up to 20 hours per week, with flexible hours.

Responsibilities would include training and monitoring of staff and general nursing oversight and advocacy for consumers. CVS offers a team-oriented environment, comprehensive training benefits and a competitive salary. Please send your letter of interest and resumé to:

for high quality residential projects.

Neat, reliable, productive and able to provide own transportation.

Good social skills appreciated.

Vacations/holidays included.

HELP WANTED: Healthy Living Café is looking to fill two Set-up positions and a Cook position. Must have two years experience with vegetarian cooking.

Please contact Brian Rock or Eve,

863-2569

Help Wanted Full-time, experienced

• KITCHEN SUPERVISOR • COOKS • DISHWASHERS To work in a fast-paced restaurant, competitive wages and excellent work environment.

Apply in person at:

CAMPBELL PAINTERS 862-5890 Taft Corners Shopping Center, Williston • 879-9492

khomiller@cvsvt.org

Supported Employment/ Education Assistant The Supported Employment/Education Assistant is responsible for providing assistance to consumers and the SE Coordinator, including job/volunteer development, skills assessment and training, and leadership of the Advocacy Group and Career Club.

This is part-time position. Please send letter of interest and resumé to:

jhoh@cvsvt.org

Home Care Provider Champlain Vocational Services is searching for a Home Care Provider to support a young man and to help him achieve independence in his life.This position requires patience, a commitment to equality, and a sense of humor. Experience with personal care a plus. CVS will provide a generous tax-free stipend, a phenomenal team to work with, and ongoing training.

AFrugoli@cvsvt.org

Shared Living Provider We are seeking a non-smoking, active individual or couple interested in sharing their home with a young, energetic woman who would like to forward her transition to adulthood. If you are interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships, and supporting this individual in achieving her goals and dreams, we encourage you to apply.

CVS will provide a generous tax-free stipend, a comprehensive training package, and ongoing supports.

Experience working in the field of developmental disabilities preferred. Please contact Kelly Homiller for an application and for more information.

khomiller@cvsvt.org

Community Inclusion Facilitator We are seeking a highly motivated individual interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships and supporting individuals in achieving their goals and dreams.

CVS will provide trainings, benefits and ongoing supports.Various part-time and per diem shifts available. Great opportunity for individuals first entering the field of human services or for those looking to further their experience. Please email your resumé or call for further information.

staff@cvsvt.org

CVS • 655-0511

Champlain Valley Head Start ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT (Burlington): Provide clerical and administrative support for Head Start Director and management staff. Responsible for answering phones, taking meeting minutes, word processing, document filing, mass mailings, general office duties, database entry, and communication with staff and Head Start families. Qualifications: High school diploma or GED required. Pleasant phone manner and customer-service skills, excellent verbal and written communication skills, speed, proficiency and accuracy with word processing, MS Office (Word, Excel, Power Point), email, Internet, database entry and knowledge of simple office machines required. Prior experience in a clerical position preferred. $13.00 to $14.00 per hour, depending on experience and qualifications. 40 hours per week, full year.

Excellent benefits. Interviews projected to occur between Sept. 13 and Sept. 17.

PRESCHOOL TEACHER (Alburg): Provide and maintain a developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in Head Start classroom. Provide monthly home visits for Head Start families. Qualifications: Associate Degree in Early Childhood Education and classroom experience.

Bachelor’s degree preferred. Experience in curriculum planning, collaborative teaching and working with children with special needs. Experience working in partnership with parents and community agencies. Also required are excellent verbal and written communication skills, as well as skills in documentation, record keeping and computer applications such as Word, Excel, email and Internet. Starting wage $14.02/hr.

After probationary period, wage is $15.21/hr. Bargaining unit position. 40 hours/week, approximately 42 weeks/year. Excellent benefits. Interviews projected to occur Sept. 8.

FOOD SERVICE WORKER (Burlington): Responsibilities include preparing nutritious meals for preschool children, maintaining Food Safety standards and sanitary food preparation environment, doing weekly shopping, keeping inventory, and completing required daily paperwork. Qualifications: High School diploma or GED required, as well as excellent verbal and written communication skills, organizational, math, documentation and record keeping skills. Experience in food service preferred. Starting wage $10.46/hr. After probationary period, wage is $10.73/hr. Bargaining Unit Position. Approx. 27 hours/week (Monday – Friday mornings until 1:00 pm); 39 weeks per year. Interviews projected to occur between Sept. 13 and Sept. 17.

TO APPLY FOR A POSITION: Successful applicants for all positions must possess strong work ethics, and be energetic, positive, “can-do,” motivated, “extra-milers” able to work independently and as part of a team. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer. Please submit resumé and cover letter with three work references.

Applications must be received by Wednesday, Sept. 1. No phone calls please. Applications may be sent by mail (to address below), fax (802-658-0983) or email apeterson@cvoeo.org.

Champlain Valley Head Start Search Committee - (specify job title) 431 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATOR Site Office Manager Burlington Student-centered professional needed to coordinate, delegate and/or provide administrative support for the academic coordinator team in a busy college office. Associate’s degree plus three to five years of relevant experience required (Bachelor’s degree desirable) or equivalent combination of education and experience; excellent written communication, interpersonal and organizational skills and strong computer skills especially with Microsoft Word, Excel and Access. Flexible schedule to include atypical office hours as needed.

For a complete description visit our website at www.ccv.edu. Apply to:

Elmer Kimball, NW Regional Director Community College of Vermont 119 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401 Applicants needing special accommodations should contact Elmer Kimball.

CCV is an EOE/ADA employer.

Unincorporated Towns and Gores of Essex County, Vermont The Unincorporated Towns and gores of Essex County (UTG) are accepting applications for their first Administrator. The UTG (population 500) spans 160 square miles in a remote section of Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom. The Administrator serves three unorganized towns and three Gores from offices in nearby Island Pond, VT. The Administrator is responsible for the daily operations of the UTG, and reports to a three-member Board of Governors. Primary responsibilities include developing and managing a $254,000 budget; administering a $1 million property tax system; zoning administration; supervising one staff person; assisting with property appraisal; community and intergovernmental relations; and care and maintenance of UTG roads and facilities.

Bachelor’s degree in relevant field and three years experience in state and local government, public finance, planning and zoning, or property appraisal is preferred.

WHOLESALE SERVICES SUPERVISOR

Hiring range is $40,000 - $55,000, commensurate with experience.

Superior benefits. Job description available at www.vlct.org under classifieds. Please send resumé and cover letter in confidence to:

Resolution Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, is seeking an individual to join us as the supervisor of our Wholesale Services Group.

Minimum one year of supervisory experience in a fast-paced work environment.

Significant user experience with fulfillment or distribution systems required. Customer service experience, particularly in a B2B environment, is strongly desired as well.

Familiarity with EDI or other e-commerce tools is a plus.

UTG Administrator Search Vermont League of Cities and Towns 89 Main Street, Suite 4 Montpelier, VT 05602

Candidates should have excellent written and verbal communication skills. Word and Excel experience, along with a positive attitude and solid problem-solving skills, are required for success in this position. Candidate should have a BS/BA degree.

EOE j Resumé review will begin September 13, 2004.

Resolution’s clients include many of the top media companies in the U.S. Competitive salary and benefits package.

Contact the Wholesale Services Manager at:

Resolution, Inc., 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 No phone calls please.

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VERMONT ENERGY INVESTMENT CORPORATION Come join Vermont’s innovative energy efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment.

We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team. These positions require excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills. Experience with design and presentation software preferred.

EOE.

RETAIL MARKET MANAGER Lead Efficiency Vermont’s activities in the retail efficient products market.

Develop relationships with consumers, suppliers and manufacturers of energy efficient products sold at retail. A Bachelor’s degree in business and experience supervising people and planning and managing energy efficiency activities required. Professional training/experience in retail marketing/ merchandising desirable. No application deadline.

PROJECT MANAGER Manage energy efficiency projects in large & small industrial, commercial and institutional buildings, including technical and financial analysis. Work with building owners, developers, architects, engineers & contractors. Bachelor’s degree in engineering or related field required. Mechanical or electrical engineer or CEM preferred. Application deadline is 9/3/04.

Please email cover letter and resumé to:

resumé@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street Burlington, VT 05401

PROGRAM DIRECTOR Senior management position with small and growing national renewable energy nonprofit located in Montpelier, Vermont. Plan, market, direct and manage technical program functions of the organization. Primary areas of responsibility include: planning of technical program initiatives in a variety of biomass energy areas; assisting in supervising the work of technical and project staff and contractors; marketing program services to state and federal agencies and other client groups; carrying out project work and project management in a variety of technical biomass energy areas; and working as part of the senior management team of the organization.

Qualifications: Requires demonstrated expertise in the planning and implementation of successful, technically oriented energy initiatives. Must have strong technical background and be knowledgeable about and have in-depth technical experience and quantitative skills in biomass energy (preferable), renewable energy or energy efficiency. Knowledge or experience in forestry and wood fuel supply issues helpful. Experience in supervision of technical or project staff highly desirable. Project management experience in implementing energy projects highly desirable. Experience in marketing and promoting renewable energy or energy efficiency desirable. Desirable characteristics include: an entrepreneurial approach; creativity; flexibility; multitasking skills; excellent interpersonal, writing and communication skills; effective team leader and team player; and a good sense of humor. Must be proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel and Power Point at a minimum. Requires a Bachelor’s degree (minimum) – six years of senior energy program planning experience may be substituted. A candidate with a PE license or advanced degree will receive additional consideration.

Deadline is September 10, 2004. Please send resumé to:

Biomass Energy Resource Center, Attn: Linda Winter P.O. Box 1611, Montpelier, VT 05601 BERC is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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EMPLOYMENT Employment Training Specialist A challenging position in our St. Albans office. Requires ability to work with individuals having physical, developmental and mental health disabilities to motivate and support them in searching, finding and maintaining employment while overcoming barriers to work. Minimum qualifications include a high-school diploma, reliable transportation, good interpersonal and communication skills with a desire to learn.

Send a cover letter and resumé summarizing relevant experience and interest to:

VABIR • 75 Talcott Rd. Suite 30 • Williston, VT 05495 • EOE

Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Respite Provider Support providers are needed to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities. Howard Community Services acts as a listing agency. After the screening process is complete, providers are listed out to consumers and others on their team that will employ providers. Various opportunities are available that offer a flexible schedule and skill-building challenges. Hours and locations vary.

Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

Training Specialist Seeking candidates for a 20-hour community-based position through Howard Community Services. Job entails working with a 19-year-old male to support him in developing his vocational skills, daily living skills and recreational opportunities. Hours are Monday through Friday from 9:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Join a supportive team with competitive salary, medical/dental benefits, mileage reimbursement, and paid time off.

Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience preferred. Send resumé and letter of interest to Jen Mitchell or email JenM@HowardCenter.org.

Specialized Community Support Worker Position supporting a man with developmental disability in the community for 20 hours per week (potential of 30 hours/week) doing activities such as woodworking, gardening and sports. Flexible weekday hours with benefits. Must be able to provide consistent expectations as well as support him in social interactions. Resumé and cover letter to Tracy Fisher or email TracyF@HowardCenter.org.

Residential Instructor Exciting opportunity for a conscientious, detail & team-oriented individual to work with other staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled women in basic living, vocational, social and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Some evening and weekend hours. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Resumé and cover letter by August 31 to Elizabeth Sightler or email ElizabethS @HowardCenter.org.

Home Provider Needed Are you looking to give your life some meaning? Do you want to give back to the community but don’t know where to start? You may want to consider becoming a Shared Living Provider for a person who has developmental disabilities. My team is seeking energetic and openminded applicants for a 43-year-old man, who loves to fish, listen to music, and watch sports. He has daytime supports and is with a respite provider every other weekend. Being able to follow a treatment plan is a must as this gentleman can exhibit challenging behaviors. Come join our supportive and progressive team. Excellent tax-free compensation and training. Call Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about this opportunity or general info about our Shared Living Program. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

Customer Service Rep (part-time, evening) mployee-owned Gardener’s Supply Company/Dutch Gardens is America’s leading catalog & website specializing in innovative products for the garden, yard and home. Our busy Customer Contact Center is growing fast, and we need 2 part-time (24 hours/week) evening Telephone Customer Service Reps to respond to customers’ questions and research/ resolve problems. Shifts are: Sun/Mon/Tues and Thurs/Fri/Sat until we close (usually between 10pm-12 midnight). You’ll work with great customers and colleagues in a fun & fast-paced work environment. Ideally you have: 2-3 years of customer service experience; excellent communication, problem solving & organization skills; the ability to be interrupted & have priorities change quickly; computer proficiency; some horticultural background; and a commitment to collaboration, being positive & going the extra mile for your colleagues & customers. We offer a supportive team work environment, competitive wages and excellent benefits (medical, dental, profit sharing, stock ownership, etc.).

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Interested? Please respond with resumé/cover letter to jobs@gardeners.com; include “CSR” in email subject line OR to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Road, Burlington, VT 05401. deners.com,

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CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings Champlain Valley Union High School CUSTODIANS - C.V.U. is seeking 2nd shift custodians. Hours 3:00-11:30 p.m.

Monday-Friday. Summer hours: Days 7:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Call 482-7177 for info or pick up application at the CVU Office, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

PARAEDUCATORS - Come join our team working directly with students.

Several paraeducator positions are available for the school year. Experience is preferred; however, we will provide training for all positions. Strong academic skills required. Some benefits provided. Please send a resumé, letter of interest and three references to Wendy Wells, Administrative Assistant, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461 GENERAL CAFETERIA WORKER - Champlain Valley Union High School has an opening for a general cafeteria worker. Please send resumé and references to Champlain Valley Union High School, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

CAFETERIA MANAGER - Champlain Valley Union High School has an immediate opening for a Cafeteria Manager. Responsibilities include menu development, purchasing, supervision and hiring of staff for a high school of 1350 students. Candidates should have superior communication skills, background in nutrition, understanding of Winsnap software and basic accounting.

190 work days to align with the school calendar. Salary and benefits negotiable.

Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com. Deadline is September 2, 2004.

Questions, please call 482-7100.

Chittenden South Supervisory Union BUS DRIVERS – Immediate Openings! Starting pay $10.50/hr. Will train.

Call Ken Martin at 482-7120.

Shelburne Community School PARAEDUCATORS - Shelburne Community School is looking for an energetic individual to play and teach a loving and outgoing eleven-year-old girl with autism. This program is run in the home, Monday-Friday. Considerable support and training are provided. No experience necessary. Send a resumé and three letters of reference to Scott Orselet, 345 Harbor Road, Shelburne, VT 05482.

Please call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132 for more information.

CUSTODIANS - Immediate opening for a Temporary Night Shift Custodial position (3-11 p.m.) Must be willing to work with a team of custodians. Please contact John Bossange at 985-3331.

Charlotte Central School FOOD SERVICE POSITION - Immediate opening. Help with food preparation, set-up of serving line, serving of food, putting food away, and clean up. Cleanliness is an absolute. Hours are from 9:00 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. or 1:45 p.m. A chance for mothers or fathers to be home when the kids are home and still have extra income.

Hours are during school time, all school vacations are off including summers. The two requirements are that you must love children and also be willing to work. All this plus $8.00 per hour. You just can’t beat it!!! If interested, please call Sandie LaBonte at school at 425-2771 ext. 151, or stop in and fill out an application.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT COMMUNITY RECOVERY SPECIALIST Got recovery skills? Our team needs you! Assist your community members in rediscovering, developing and maintaining theirs. BA/experience preferred.

Part-time position, weekends/evenings. Please send resumé to: Rutland Mental Health PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702. EOE

R acing and Promotions , S ervice Center and Cus tomer S ervice ~S eas onal Pos itions ~ We are seeking candidates for 3, six-month positions and 1, four-month position beginning mid-S eptember and midNovember, respectively.

All positions will provide telephone, mail and e-mail support to specific groups including consumers, dealers, shop employees, racers, pros and coaches. The race position offers an interesting opportunity to work directly with pro and expert skiers.

Qualifications include: customer service experience, knowledge of skiing and ski products, excellent written and oral communication skills, and solid abilities with MS Word, Excel, e-mail and the Internet.

The six-month S ervice C enter position ski/snowboard tuning and technical skills.

also

requires

To apply: please email resume and cover letter to jobs@dynastar.net or mail to: Attn: Human Resources, P.O. Box 466, Williston, VT 05495 Skis Dynastar 95 Winter Sport Lane Williston, VT 05495

SERVICE TECHNICIAN

ARE YOU A NIGHT OWL? Maplefields is looking for full and part-time 3rd shift sales associates to join our winning team. 3rd shift differential, health, dental, 401k, vacation and personal time. Competitive wages and holiday pay.

Call Vinny to set up an interview today!

(802) 893-6834 or (802) 236-5987

Lane Bryant Burlington is looking for a retail sales-oriented person to fill a FULL-TIME KEYHOLDER POSITION. Benefits, health insurance and PTO included.

Responsibilities include: * identifying customer needs and building wardrobes * personal productivity goals * opening/closing the store * visual standards * supporting management team in focusing on achievement of sales, productivity and shrink.

SERVERS Are you looking for a job with...

A flexible schedule offering 3 shifts or more?

A dinner-only restaurant?

Great earning potential up to $20/hour?

401K, insurance and meal discounts?

Consistent income year round?

Professional management support?

Join our team at Perry’s Fish House!

Holidays and weekends a must!

Apply in person 1-5 pm Monday-Friday.

1080 Shelburne Road • South Burlington,VT EOE

MAKE A DIFFERENCE! VERMONT COMMUNITY STEWARDSHIP PROGRAM Full & half-time AmeriCorps service positions available with nonprofit affordable housing & land conservation organizations throughout Vermont including Burlington, Montpelier, Barre, Middlebury, Morrisville, Waterbury, & West Rutland.

Commitment from 9/29/04 to 8/31/05. $11,611 stipend, $4725 education award, health benefits & diverse training opportunities. For more information or an application call 802828-3253 or email mariah@vhcb.org.

Check out our website at www.vhcb.org/vcsp.html.

Full-time

SECRETARY Half-time

PARALEGAL Bookkeeping background helpful.

RESUMÉS ONLY: AARON GOLDBERG, ESQ.

Z$500 BONUSZ Dancers full and part-time. Club and show work, will train.

(802) 865-3933

ADMINISTRATIVE/ SALES ASSISTANT Looking for outgoing personality to provide support to the Director of Sales by handling incoming inquiries, assisting with marketing initiatives and administrative tasks using MS Word, Excel, and ACT. Position supports St. Albans and Burlington location, travel to both properties is required.

Send resumé to:

Comfort Inn 1285 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

Northeastern Family Institute

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE COORDINATOR

233 PEARL STREET BURLINGTON, VT 05401

Northeastern Family Institute, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking a multitasked, self-directed, detail-oriented, accounts receivable coordinator to provide Medicaid and third party billing, contract invoicing, cash receipts entry and month-end functions. Requirements include knowledge of medical and contract billing, general accounting, computerized billing and Excel software applications. Send cover letter, resumé and salary requirements to bobbiedavis@nafi.com or mail to Bobbie Davis at 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403. Deadline September 8.

Full-time & Part-time

COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKER

COUNTER POSITIONS AVAILABLE

Community Based Services have full-time and part-time openings for energetic people to join our dynamic team. Responsibilities include oneon-one and therapeutic group activities with youth in their homes and in the community, participating as a member of client treatment teams, and supporting young people to be safe, respectful and responsible members of their communities. Strong communication skills and ability to set limits required. Must be a team player and be able to work a flexible schedule including some evenings and weekends. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges desired.

Please submit cover letter and resumé to:

• Starting at $8.00/hour + tips • Dependability a must Contact us at

The Vermont Community Stewardship Program is a project of the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board. EOE

802.872.2616

149 State St., Montpelier, VT 05602

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Tim Ryan PO Box 6 Vergennes, VT 05491 or email tcryan@sover.net

An Equal Opportunity Employer

If interested, contact Katie at (802) 658-2241 or email resumé to: lcarvalho@lanebryant.com

• • • • • •

Local plumbing and heating firm seeking service technician. Oil heat and propane gas installer certification a plus. Ideal applicant is a dependable individual who exercises problem-solving skills, has strong customer service skills and a clean driving record.

Competitive pay and attractive benefits package including 401K. Please send resumé to:

Please ask for Tad, our manager.

BAGEL MARKET 30 Susie Wilson Rd. Essex, VT 05401

Kim Nolan, Program Director, NFI Vermont 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or email kimnolan@nafi.com EOE

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Bi-State Primary Care Assoc., a small nonprofit membership organization of primary health-care safety-net providers based in Concord, NH and Montpelier, VT, is seeking a full-time position:

PHYSICIAN RECRUITER â&#x20AC;&#x201C; VERMONT RECRUITMENT CENTER Please visit www.bistatepca.org for organization information, position description and requirements.

Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

Apply in person: 1 David Drive, Essex, VT

South Burlington Location Needs

Waitstaff â&#x20AC;˘ Cooks Drivers Apply in person 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Our VT-based restaurant company is expanding our team and we need a dynamic and cheerful person who seeks variety to provide a full range of administrative support. Candidate should be detail oriented, flexible, responsible, proficient in Microsoft applications and effectively manage multiple tasks.The position offers a wide range of responsibility from clerical to marketingrelated work. Mail or fax cover letter and resumĂŠ to:

Recruiting Coordinator 2517 Shelburne Road Shelburne, VT 05482 Fax: (802) 985-1074

EOE

Work with the Marketing Director to follow-through on marketing tasks including organizing events, publishing print and e-newsletters, managing the donor database, and coordinating volunteers. The goal is to maximize both financial and vehicle donations. Page layout skills required; Microsoft Publisher desirable. 16 hours per week. Minimum 3 years experience in marketing and/or fundraising. We need a detail-oriented person with great people skills.

Send resumĂŠ, cover letter, and sample of writing and page layout to:

news@goodnewsgarage.org or 331 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 www.goodnewsgarage.org Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a donated vehicle transportation program for low-income people. Work with us and be a part of a unique nonprofit team thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really making a difference! Offices in MA, NH, CT, and VT.

No phone calls please. EOE.

Community Support Clinician:

Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule.

Always seeking entry-level Managers.

Marketing & Development Coordinator â&#x20AC;&#x201C; part-time

Pl ea se visi t ht tp : //www.p rojec th armony. org for comp let e job des crip ti on, qual ific atio ns s ough t, and ap pl icat ion inst ruct ions .

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

Essex Location Needs

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Project Harmony, an innovative, dynamic, international nonprofit organization, seeks a multidimensional Technical Coordinator.

This position is a full-time position based in Waitsfield, Vermont.

Responsibilities include development, administration and maintenance of PH online collaborative workspaces; training and troubleshooting for staff and program participants taking part in Internet-based projects and events; network administration; and serving as Webmaster for database-driven program and organizational websites.

Terrence Hayden LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

EOE/TTY

Social Services Positions â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Spectrum

CASE MANAGER Full-time available October 1st. Provide short and long-term support, crisis intervention, advocacy, substance and mental health work for homeless and runaway youth. MSW/MA required. Letter/resumĂŠ to EB.

FT RESIDENTIAL STAFF Transitional Living Program for at-risk teenage boys. Crisis intervention, mental health and substance abuse issues. Assistance with basic life skills and treatment goals. Variable hours.

BA and one year experience preferred. Send resumĂŠ and cover letter to KQ, 31 Elmwood Ave., Burlington, Vermont 05401.

Spectrum Youth & Family Services 177 Pearl St. Burlington, VT 05401

Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support.

Direct services to clients, families and the community.

BA or Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. Please submit resumĂŠ to:

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

Residential Mental Health Clinician: Clinician needed for intensive residential treatment program for adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance dependence. Part-time position with excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. Submit resumĂŠ by September 10, 2004 attn: Julia Nixon Rice.

Substitute Residential Worker: Compassionate, dependable individuals needed to work as substitutes for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness and co-occurring disorders. Submit resumĂŠ attn: Lis Mickenberg.

Howard Center for Human Service 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 ** We welcome and encourage minorities, women and people with disabilities to apply. EOE/TTY **

No phone calls, please. EOE

Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

VINS â&#x20AC;&#x201C; NORTH BRANCH NATURE CENTER The Vermont Institute of Natural Science (VINS) is looking for a full-time AmeriCorps member to fill a service opportunity based at our North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier, Vermont. VINS is a nonprofit, statewide organization dedicated to protecting Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s natural heritage through education and research designed to engage individuals and communities in the active care of their environment. We are seeking dynamic, motivated applicants who love teaching people about the natural environment and are interested in community service.

AmeriCorps Service Position Our AmeriCorps member will help with a wide array of diverse projects and programs.

The position is split between developing and implementing public and school programs at the North Branch Nature Center in Montpelier and working half-time with VINSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; statewide Environmental Citizenship program.

Start and end dates: September 29, 2004-end of August 2005 $11,611 stipend plus $4725 education award (pre-tax) and health insurance for 1700 hours of service over 11-month period. Application deadline August 30th. Please contact:

Sharon Plumb, Education Director North Branch Nature Center Montpelier, VT (802) 229-6206 splumb@vinsweb.org

HOUSING COUNSELOR FOR HOMEOWNERSHIP CENTER BCLT, a nationally recognized nonprofit specializing in the area of affordable housing and home buyer education, has an opening in the HomeOwnership department working out of our St. Albans center. This is an opportunity to work with a committed team of professionals assisting a wide spectrum of customers in Franklin and Grand Isle Counties by providing home buyer education services. The successful candidate will be personable, well organized and possess math and computer skills. Speaking to groups and being willing to master new material are also essential qualifications. A reliable vehicle and valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license is required.

BCLT is an equal opportunity employer committed to diversity.

Salary commensurate with experience. Competitive compensation package includes excellent health and vacation benefits.

Qualified applicants should submit cover letter with resumĂŠ by mail to Colin Bloch, Director of HomeOwnership, BCLT, P.O. Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402 by Tuesday, September 7, 2004.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT MARKETING ASSISTANT

VT Sandwich Company

Help us help them!

We manage employer health plans for lower cost and better benefits. Assist the director with communication materials and outreach support using MS Office.

Resumé to: enablercorp2@aol.com Williston, Vermont

Sandwich Maker

Part-time, weekends & nights a MUST. Apply in person only to Martina.

Pearl Street • Essex Junction

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b a s i c E Pa r t s

CENTRAL VERMONT

SOLID WASTE MANAGEMENT DISTRICT Field Programs Assistant Join a great team to help Central Vermont work toward Zero Waste! The Field Programs Assistant works with the Field Programs Coordinator to maintain and improve operations at District-operated waste diversion and disposal centers, helps with field staff development, and assists with the planning and implementation of periodic collection events, including hazardous waste collections.

College degree or knowledge of solid waste or similar field preferred; experience in environmental advocacy or demonstrated interest in environmental issues also preferred.

Call for a complete job descripion, or visit our website www.cvswmd.com. Send cover letter, resumé and references via postal mail or email to:

CVSWMD Liz Helrich, Field Programs Coordinator

in Charlotte, off Route 7

Join our fun pack!

137 Barre Street • Montpelier, VT 05602 800-730-9475 ext. 17 • fieldprograms@cvswmd.com Central Vermont Solid Waste Management District is an equal opportunity employer.

We need someone Monday thru Friday, hours 8:30am-5:30pm We are distributors of hi-tech parts all over the world. In business 24 years and still having fun. Small company setting, 11 people. We’re human; we know we work ‘cause we have to, so we try to keep that in mind. The sun does not rise and set on the company. Still it’s fun competing and beating the BIG GUYS!

employment@sevendaysvt.com

WAREHOUSE. Receiving and shipping mostly little-bitty parts. You must have good handwriting. This stuff is like jewelry. Liberal vacation policy, more holidays than most!

Light, bright, good music office. Insurance available. Hope you like computers! Call for appointment. (802) 425-5800 x100.

A fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in Central Vermont is in need of filling the following positions:

LICENSED MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIANS sought to join established, interdisciplinary mental health practice.

New contracts and additional office space have created opportunities for both full and part-time clinicians. Our practice serves children, adolescents, adults and families. We offer individual, couples and group therapy services through seven Burlington-area locations. We work with all payors and managed care intermediaries, and we have contracts with many area agencies. We provide full administrative support and billing services. If you’re interested in joining a friendly, collaborative outpatient group practice, please respond by CV to:

Jo-Ann Beaudin c/o Otter Creek Associates 86 Lake Street Burlington, VT 05401 or by email to jo-ann@ocamhs.com

PART-TIME RETAIL SALES ASSOCIATE Weekday and weekend positions available. Motivated self-starters with preferred previous retail experience are needed to work in our charming Outlet Store in Montpelier. We are looking for individuals who have an eye for fashion and a love for children. Must be hands-on, well-organized and reliable.

DISTRIBUTION WORKER Motivated self-starter to work in our East Montpelier Distribution Center. Duties include picking, packing, receiving and inspection of product. Candidate must be accurate, well organized and reliable. This is a full-time year-round position and offers excellent benefits.

Both positions offer a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our team, SEND A LETTER OF INTEREST AND/OR RESUME´ to: Zutano, Inc., Attn: Kris 1785 Coits Pond Rd. Cabot, VT 05647 or email us at kris@zutano.com

employment@sevendaysvt.com ur small-town hospital boasts bigtime technology, including some of the most sophisticated operational systems and medical equipment available today.

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RRMC employees enjoy flexible scheduling and competitive compensation. We offer an outstanding benefits package and a generous tuition reimbursement program, as well as relocation assistance and a unique Vermont quality of life.

CUSTOMER CARE CENTER NIGHT LEAD Our Customer Care Center currently has a full-time opening for a night shift lead. Available shift is Wednesday - Saturday 5:00 p.m - 3:00 a.m. Applicant must be dependable, reliable and available evenings and weekends. Position includes assisting supervisor in executing the daily operations plan, including staff scheduling and tracking, to effectively manage call, email, and mail traffic, and other CCC work.

Position requires overseeing the answering of inbound calls for nationally recognized clients, ensuring excellent customer service, in a fast paced, sales focused environment. Competitive wages and benefits, bonus and incentive programs and some commission based sales opportunities as well. Come and join our team!

Please send cover letter/resumé to:

Resolution, Inc., 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 Attn: CCC Night Supervisor • jobs@resodirect.com

Med Techs Wanted Rutland Regional Medical Center has openings for MT’s or MLT’s to work variable shifts as needed. These are on-call, generalist rotation positions. Requirements include registered MT/MLT or registry eligible with one year experience preferred. Experience in chemistry, hematology, blood bank, microbiology, phlebotomy and computer systems desired.

Must be able to work both independently and in a team setting. Excellent customer service skills are essential as we instill confidence in the public with every encounter. Phlebotomy includes drawing blood from newborns, infants, children and adults.

high-tech care… hometown touch Send resume to: Rutland Regional Medical Center HR Department Attn: Anna White 160 Allen Street, Rutland, VT 05701 Fax: 802.747.6248 Email: jobs@rrmc.org For an up-to-date list of job opportunities visit www.rrmc.org or call the Jobline at 802.747.3640 RRMC is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Rutland Regional Medical Center A N A F F I L I AT E O F R U T L A N D R E G I O N A L H E A LT H S E R V I C E S

160 Allen Street Rutland, VT 05701 802.747.3792 • www.rrmc.org

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NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR

Hot Waitstaff

• EXPERIENCE PREF. WAITSTAFF • EXPERIENCED LINE COOKS

Rock Solid Security Experience an absolute must.

No damn phone calls. Resúme to:

CANNON'S

Weekend Cook Experienced cook for home-cooked noon meal with planned menu, 30 to 40 people, out by 2:00 p.m. Call 985-2472 for job description and application.

FAMILY STYLE ITALIAN RESTAURANT

Apply in person at 1127 North Ave. Ethan Allen Shopping Center

136 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401

• Minimum two years of experience in SQA with some managerial experience.

iSYSTEMS

Weekend Dispatchers (Part-time)

Product Support Specialist

Start ASAP, must be detail-oriented and have great customer service skills! These long-term positions are temp to hire and start at $12/hour.

The following schedules are available: • Friday & Saturday 11PM-7AM • Saturday & Sunday 3PM-11PM • Saturday & Sunday 7AM-3PM

We are a growing medical software products and services company looking for an addition to our software quality assurance team. The ideal candidate has the following qualifications:

We have an immediate opening for a self-motivated organized person to join our Product Support Team to provide client service and support of our payroll software..

Qualifications include strong customer service background with working knowledge of Windows applications. Payroll or financial experience is a must. Technical knowledge or Quality Assurance experience would be a plus. Must be willing to work evening hours on an on-going basis and work well within deadlines and under pressure..

• Sound knowledge of software testing concepts and good problem identification skills.

• Excellent written and oral communication skills.

• Ability to work well in a team.

Please email resumé and cover letter to our HR department at:

hr@gmlogic.com.

Please send salary requirements and resumé to:

Joel Gluck Operations Manager iSystems LLC PO Box 706 Essex Jct, VT 05453 joel@isystemsllc.com

Please call Natalie at 862-6500 for more information.

CLUB RESPITE

PRE-K • KINDERGARTEN • ELEMENTARY • AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS

An Adult Day Center Activities Coordinator

The

Bellwether School After School Staff Openings 2:00 - 5:30 Monday - Thursday Applicants should be committed to working as a collaborative member of a teaching team in a progressive educational environment.

40-hour/week, Monday-Friday position. Join a rewarding, fun-filled team at a growing adult day center committed to providing frail adults a warm, safe place to spend the day. Plan and implement stimulating, meaningful activities for individuals and groups of adults with dementia or physical impairment. Participate in assessment, care planning and documentation of services. Assist with hands-on care. Good communication, organizational, team building and creative skills crucial. Qualified candidate should be certified in activities coordination or have Bachelor’s degree with one-year related experience. Submit resumé and cover letter by September 6th to:

Please send a letter of interest, resume, and three references to:

1186 S. Brownell Road, Williston, VT 05495 • 863-4839

EOE

Club Respite • PO Box 515 St. Albans Bay, VT 05481

Something For Everyone Benefits. Growth. Location. Training.

Customer Service Associates 2nd & 3rd Weekday and/or Weekend shifts

BURLINGTON, 454 Riverside Ave. & 661 Pine St. COLCHESTER, 781 College Parkway ■ $8/hour ■ 3 months after hire + $.25/hour ■ 6 months after hire + $.25/hour ■ 1 year of service $8.75/hour ■ 3rd shift differential ■ Health/Dental/Vision, 401(k) & much more!

APPLY DIRECTLY!

Vice President for Community Grantmaking

The Stop That Keeps You Going.

Careers That Keep You Growing.

EOE M/F/D/V

www.cumberlandfarms.com

Communications Coordinator The Vermont Community Foundation, a growing community-focused philanthropic organization with assets of $100 million, has openings for two new key staff positions. The Vice President for Community Grantmaking will guide our grantmaking and community engagement work throughout Vermont. The ideal candidate will be an experienced and enterprising leader with a strong understanding of and commitment to Vermont’s communities and nonprofit organizations. The Communications Coordinator will oversee all of the VCF’s communications activities including publications, media, advertising, website, outreach and events. We are seeking a creative, articulate, and dedicated communications professional for this position.

Information at www.vermontcf.org.

Please forward resumé and cover letter to:

The Vermont Community Foundation VPCG/CC Search P.O. Box 30 Middlebury, VT 05753 EOE

Gregory’s is building a 43,000 square foot Drive-Thru Warehouse in Williston.

WE NEED HELP! If you have knowledge of and/or experience in:

• Building Materials • Warehousing • Sales Delivery • Vehicle Operation

Positions available now!

Send resumé to billc@gregorysupply.com, mail to PO Box 448 Burlington, VT 05402 or stop by our Burlington store at 315 Pine Street to pick up an application.

Counseling Services of Addison County,Inc.

CRT (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment) Evergreen House Van Driver Immediate part time (15-20 hrs/wk) van driver needed to transport men and women with special needs. Candidate must possess excellent driving record and have great interpersonal skills. Patience and experience with special needs groups a plus. The Counseling Service of Addison County is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Please send letter of interest and/or resumé to: Lea Richards Morris, Counseling Service of Addison County 89 Main Street • Middlebury, Vermont 05753 or call 388-3468 and ask for Lea. Send email inquiries to leatricemorris@yahoo.com or fax 388-0447.

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