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INSIDE TRACK BY PETER FREYNE

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STATE OF THE ARTS BY PAMELA POLSTON

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Douglas the Invicible

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Franklin County to Launch Juvenile Drug Court

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Deconstructing Dovetail EDUCATION

Is a Burlington school program helping, or hurting, socio-economic integration?

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Map Quest HISTORY

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Giving the grade to the Naturalization Exam BY MIKE MARTIN

Book review: The End of Polio? by Tim Brookes

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BERNIE’S BAD Just a question for Peter Freyne: Why are you so hard on the likes of Scudder Parker [“Inside Track,� November 15] when recently you treated Ol’ Bernardo like the saint that he most certainly is not? To the best of my knowledge, he hasn’t exactly told “us� the straightforward truth about his voting record in regards to Iraq, Iran, etc. (Most recently, he voted for HR 282, the Iran Freedom Support Act, which looks a lot like “Iraqi Freedom!�) His deal with the Dems also cut viable third-party candidates out of a number of races. Since when has being deceptive and self-serving been laudable? I’m a Vermonter proud to say we have had Independents in D.C., but I have to say Bernie is not someone to be proud of these days. I held my nose when I voted for your dear Ol’ Bernardo because I didn’t have any other at least somewhat liberal option. Jaska Bradeen

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OLD AS THE MOUNTAINS It is unfortunate, but perhaps inevitable, that Out In the Mountains [“Over and Out in the Mountains,â€? November 22] would meet its demise. It is indeed true that the paper simply could not sustain the advertising streams that flowed into it during the civil union debate in 2000-2002. The reason for that is simple: The demographics of Vermont’s GLBT community were simply not the kind that most advertisers to GLBT newspapers wanted. Having written for several GLBT newspapers over the course of my career, I can tell you that the vast majority of them are geared primarily to high-income, urban gay men. Vermont is one of the few places in the country where its GLBT community is not only predominantly rural — and definitely not high-income — but it’s also predominantly lesbian. The GLBT media as a whole are not only male-oriented, they’re also notoriously youth-oriented and urban-centered in terms of marketing. Because of Vermont’s predominantly rural character, its GLBT community, not surprisingly, skews to an older demographic — namely, aging baby boomers — while most younger GLBTs, particularly young gay men, flock to the major urban centers: Boston, New York, MontrĂŠal. With OITM’s demise — coming on the heels of the closure of GLBT nightspots throughout the

the United States reveals, separate is never equal. I do not accept the notion that the mere presence of a monthly newsletter, devoted exclusively to coverage of the queer community, gives LGBT people in rural areas a sense of connection and courage because they might see it on a shelf. It seems they would be further ahead to become informed about LGBT issues in newspapers they not only see but feel safe in taking off the shelf and actually reading. Having mainstream and alternative media cover news of queer life and issues in a way that integrates our concerns into the broader community is a significant step. Additionally, mainstream coverage of Vermont’s LGBT issues will more effectively bring those issues to the attention of the dominant straight community. Helping straight people become aware of the ongoing concerns of queer people (e.g., the lack of marriage equality, employment discrimination, the continuing use of homophobic slurs, and the relative invisibility of LGBT people) will come more easily if our story is told in publications that straight people regularly read. Giving Out in the Mountains a respectful and peaceful burial seems like a good start in moving Vermont forward once again. Jim Blynt

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state such as Rainbow Cattle Co. in Brattleboro, Shooka Dooka’s in Rutland and 135 Pearl in Burlington — one now has to wonder if Pride Day will survive in Vermont. Attendance at last July’s Pride celebration was noticeably down from previous years. Skeeter Sanders HUNTINGTON

OUT SOURCING I am an avid contributor to Wikipedia — I even started the article about Seven Days on Wikipedia — and I just wanted to

thank you for one of the most balanced articles about Wikipedia that I’ve read thus far [“Believe It or Not,� November 29]. The only point of contention that I have with the article is the portion about students using Wikipedia as a main source for papers that they write for school. When I was in school (I’m in my early thirties now) my classmates and I were not allowed to use encyclopedias as a main source of information. We had to use newspapers, books and magazines as our main sources

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sources or the scholarly literature.� So really, if teachers are allowing their students to use Wikipedia or any other encyclopedia as a main source of information for papers, they may want to look at their own criteria as far as what is and is not a “reliable source.� Thanks again for the article. Ian Schulze MONKTON

WOWED BY VOWS As a parent helping to plan a wedding in September 2007, I attended the Vermont Vows event [“Disengaged,� November 22] hoping to streamline the process of researching venues, caterers, florists and so forth. Meeting with the vendors and being able to talk to them all in one place was an invaluable and efficient experience in every way. The event was not all geared to elaborate, expensive weddings; there was a large range of information for all budgets and all styles of wedding. Krista Washburn’s vision in orchestrating such a magical and beautiful event was spectacular and extremely helpful. Vermont Vows’ positive image of Vermont has helped increase the popularity of our state for destination weddings. The magazine and the Wedding Event have been a boon for many of our small businesses and has enabled them to receive increased recognition. This fun, creative, celebratory event was an important help to many people including myself and I strongly encourage

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BURLINGTON — Kids need mentors, adults other than their parents who share activities and act as sounding boards. So says Burlington-based nonprofit Mobius. Its website points out that children who have “at least one positive relationship with a caring, responsible adult� are less likely to drink alcohol, get involved with drugs and violence, and drop out of school. For the past four years, Mobius has been recruiting adults to volunteer with one of

new Americans. Why the special push? Torello notes that people who volunteer to work with these kids need to understand that they don’t just need help with homework; these newcomers are frequently struggling to learn the language, and need help bridging an often vast cultural divide. It’s a different kind of mentoring relationship. To help potential volunteers grasp the complexities of this assignment, Mobius is sponsoring a series of four panel discussions

now works for the Burlington School District as a liaison to refugee students — came to Vermont from a refugee camp in Kenya with his wife and their three young children. He recalls they were the only refugee family on the flight from Newark to Burlington, and when the plane touched down, he was reluctant to get off. “I just wanted somebody who I knew,� he says. The family soon met Anne Broekhuizen, who opened her home to them for a week and

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19 different Chittenden County mentoring programs; this winter, the organization is searching for people to work with a specific population: refugees and immigrants. “We realized that there were hundreds of refugee children here in Chittenden County,� says Mobius Executive Director Andrea Torello, “and the school systems were really struggling to help them.� Mobius won a grant to fund an outreach effort aimed at people interested in working with

at Champlain College. The first, in November, drew 85 people, 16 of whom signed up to become mentors. The second, a talk entitled “The Joys and Challenges of Adjusting to American Culture,� took place last Thursday night. More than 40 audience members heard from locals who hosted refugee families through the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program, as well as from refugees who spoke about their own experiences here. Their stories underscored the idea that one person can make a difference, and offered a glimpse into just how difficult it can be for new Americans to matriculate into society. Hassan Kulow, for example, arrived in Vermont on March 24, 2004. The Somalia native — who

continues to be involved in their lives; she also spoke at the event. “Anne helped with everything,� said Kulow. “Shopping, appointments, banking, clothing, rents and bills, and how to manage.� “The most challenging part for refugees here,� he continued, “is the language.� Kulow actually spoke some English when he arrived, but some, he said, get confused by bills or official notices that come in the mail. “They just look at the paper, and they keep it under the bed,� Kulow said, “because they don’t know what it’s about.� Assisting kids learn English isn’t the only way potential mentors can help, as other speakers pointed out. VRRP volunteer coordinator Judy Scott, who was also on the panel, told the audience it’s important for kids to get to know college-educated people. “Children need to understand what the possibilities are for them,� she said. Anne Geroski, a University of Vermont professor who has hosted three refugee families, spoke about the need for Vermonters to

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VERMONT — The state advisory committee that has long served as the federal government’s local “eyes and ears” on civil-rights issues was forced to disband last week as a result of newly enacted term limits on its members. Vermont now joins at least 35 other states whose civil-rights advisory committees are no longer chartered, according to outgoing committee chair Eric Sakai. Earlier this year, the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights (USCCR), the federal agency charged with monitoring civilrights enforcement, adopted a 10year term limit for members of its state advisory committees. Since 10 of Vermont’s 14 committee members have served for at least a decade, their terms effectively expired on December 4, and the committee’s two-year charter could not be renewed. The Vermont Advisory Committee is one of 51 independent committees — each of the 50 states and the District of Columbia — charged with conducting investigations, holding hearings, issuing reports and making recommendations on the current status of civil rights in their states. Although the committee has no enforcement authority like that of the Vermont Human Rights Commission, its stature as a factfinding body has enabled it to be an important catalyst for change on issues of racial, ethnic, religious and gender equality. Vermont’s outgoing committee, which includes a former governor, two former attorneys general and other prominent community leaders, is best known for two reports issued on racial harassment in Vermont’s public schools. Those reports, released in 1999 and 2003, led to legislation that requires public schools to track racial harassment and hazing incidents and adopt strict policies on teaching tolerance and sensitivity. Last year, the advisory committee also issued a smaller report on racially and culturally insensitive school mascots. Ironically, news that the Vermont Advisory Committee was being disbanded came the same week as the Vermont Department of Education’s “Safe and Healthy Schools” program released new figures showing a three-year decline in student hazing and harassment based on race, gender and sexual orientation. Ostensibly, the new federal term limits were adopted as a way of infusing the state advisory committees with new expertise and “fresh blood,” according to Sakai, who can stay on the rechartered committee for another

two years but must relinquish his chairmanship. Reportedly, other state advisory committees haven’t been as active as Vermont’s, and included members who used their posts as resumé fillers. Vermont’s committee included two African-Americans, two Latinos and an Asian-American, giving it more diverse racial representation than the state has as a whole. According to one outgoing committee member, former Governor Philip Hoff, this current group was active despite growing resistance to its work in Washington. Hoff suspects that the recent term limits and staff

and budget cuts reflect the Bush administration’s lack of commitment to civil rights. “When the Democrats are in control, [the state advisory committees] tend to be quite active. When the Republicans are in control, they tend to be inactive,” Hoff says. “One would come away with the impression that Republicans don’t much believe in them, and I think that’s probably the fact.” Hoff is skeptical that the new committee appointments will work as rigorously for civil rights as the current committee did. His views reflect a wider sentiment among critics that the USCCR has become overly politicized in recent years. According to one national commission official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, the newly enacted term limits effectively forced out one-half to two-thirds of the state advisory committee members nationwide. In the past, those posts typically were filled in a bipartisan manner, usually by soliciting input from past members as well as local and statewide advocacy groups. Today, those posts are more likely to be filled through political appointments made in Washington, D.C. As this official put it, “We used to accomplish a lot. Now, we’re handcuffed.” At a time when most government agencies are growing, the federal civil-rights commission has been shrinking both in size and influence under the Bush presidency. Sakai points out that all the state advisory committees have lost much of the staff support and funding they once enjoyed. Since state committee

and also because of the Commission’s delays in approving state advisory committee reports.” In June, state advisory committee chairs from 36 states, including Vermont, sent the national commission a “resolution of no confidence,” accusing the federal government of stonewalling efforts to get state charters reinstated. According to the resolution, “Serious civil-rights issues of concern in multiple states are not being addressed as a result of delays” by the USCCR. The results of a politicized civil-rights body have been evident in other ways. In the last six years, the federal commission has removed from its website at least 20 reports that were deemed unflattering to its Republican majority. They include a September 2004 report on the civil-rights record of the Bush administration; a July 2004 report on America’s election readiness; and at least four state committee reports on the post-9/11 treatment of Arab- and MuslimAmericans. Recently, the Vermont Advisory Committee was working on a “statement of concern” on the current state of immigrants’ rights in Vermont, as a possible precursor to more in-depth hearings and recommendations. However, Sakai says that for the time being, the committee is “hanging fire” until new committee members are appointed, a new chairperson is elected, and the state charter is renewed. Based on the experiences of other states, Sakai estimates that could take as long as a year or two. �

be “cultural brokers.” She advised people looking to help to get involved with kids and “get them out to do fun things.” Mobius’ Torello said mentoring volunteers undergo a rigorous background check and complete a training course before being matched with mentees. The organization requires a commitment of

one to three hours a week for at least one year. The next workshop, entitled “Local Issues, Local Challenges,” takes place on January 17. Torello says the gatherings are serving their purpose. She recalls one mentoring volunteer said, “‘I didn’t realize how even the smallest thing, like

teaching someone to drive, could be helpful.’ Perhaps people think they need some high-level skill to participate in helping, yet there are so many small things that people have to offer that they can be doing to help.” For more information about Mobius, mentoring or upcoming talks, call 658-1888. �

appointments are unpaid positions, they rely heavily on the work done by experts in Washington, D.C. Vermont’s staff person in Washington once handled the workload of four states. Now, she works for eight. Many of these criticisms are reflected in a report issued in May by the U.S. General Accounting Office. The GAO found that since 2000, “The number of state advisory committee reports that have been published has declined considerably, partly because limited funding has contributed to a reduction in regional staff, travel and other committee activities,

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problems — in this case, drug addiction — and most go on to re-offend once they’re released. Instead, specialty courts combine incentives and legal sanctions to coerce offenders into getting treatment and counseling for their addictions. In the Franklin County model, young nonviolent offenders who admit to substance-abuse problems may have the option of receiving treatment rather than jail time. Drug treatment courts tend to be more time- and labor-intensive than traditional criminal courts — typically, a case lasts between 12 and 18 months. And although Vermont’s three adult drug treatment courts — in Chittenden, Rutland and Washington counties — are still too new for the state to have compiled data on their long-term effectiveness, statistics at the national level are encouraging. Karen Gennette is Vermont’s treatment court coordinator. She has numbers from other drug treatment courts around the country which show that their “graduates� are far less likely to use drugs again, get re-arrested or cost the taxpayers money for other public services. One study, in Multnomah County,

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Gov. Jim Douglas was reelected, not because of his agenda, but because he is a popular guy. He’s had no promenent scandals that could be identified as a reason to vote him out of office. IAN CARLETON, DEMOCRATIC PARTY CHAIRMAN Unlike any other state rep we know of, Pearson is a Canadian by birth. However, the Prog activist-turned-lawmaker did not become a naturalized U.S. citizen until 2001, one year after he became the first full-time paid executive director of the Vermont Progressive Party. Last April, Chris was appointed by GOP Gov. Jim Douglas to fill Rep. Bob Kiss’ seat after Kiss won the Burlington mayor’s race in a historic, first-time exercise of Instant-Run-off Voting. Much, much more info is available about Pearson on his website, www.chrispearson.org. Mayor Kiss, the quietest, politest, most soft-spoken politician Burlington’s City Hall has seen in a long time, kept the Progs in power. Kiss took the leftist torch passed by Progressive-turnedDemocratic Mayor Peter Clavelle. Mayor Moonie was the historic successor to Mayor Bernie Sanders way back in 1989. Whatever happened to Bernie? Oh, right, Ol’ Bernardo just became the first Independent in American histo-

ry to win one of those 100 hallowed seats in the United States Senate. That fact, we admit, is still sinking in. Can’t wait for the next Congress to begin in January, can you? For Pearson, the People’s Republic of Burlington has proved a nice fit. He’s become a respected Vermont political organizer, working on a Sanders re-elec tion campaign (1998), and subsequently on the staff of Vermont’s one-of-a-kind congessman. But not every campaign 2x5-Leunigs120606.indd 1 11/30/06 2:24:27 PM racehorse Pearson rode did as well as Bernie. Progressive Anthony Pollina New Menu Item demonstrated that in both the 2000 guv’s 9ebZ >ebbem 9_Z[h race and the 2002 lite-gov contest. But life goes on. C_ijo Adebb 9^_Ya[d So, what will be the top issues for the cider marinated statler cut breast Progressive six-pack under Montpeculiar’s pan seared & served with sweet Golden Dome this winter? potato hash, broccoli & cranberry The Progs labeled the guv’s catchychutney sounding “agenda of affordability� a “joke.� And they zeroed in on three e money Looking to rais major goals. One, said Pearson, will be a cause? for a charitable tax system to fund education that’s ing’s 0% of an even “based on real income,� and not on the We’ll donate 2 our nonprofit property tax that everyone’s been bitchfood sales to y ing about for the years we’ve been coverorganization! n ing the Vermont political scene. The ore informatio ontact us for m C Progressives want to close the “unearned ners. on benefit din -Guest Commen income tax loophole.� t“Money earned from selling stocks,� We love the Bob ca said the Progs’ House leader, “should be choice! We love t, it’s our first d th taxed at the same rate as wages.� the butternut sq e spinach salad, ua sh bisque & the Novel idea? crabcakes.-our se rv ic e was great & “Vermont is one of only a few states so was the beer. to allow this loophole,� he told the tiny -Dina three-pack of reporters who showed up — none from TV Newsland or The h[i[hlWj_edi m[bYec[ Burlington Free Press — “and we will push the legislature to close it up, reclaim .&( *+)#))'' 2x5-designerscirc121306 12/11/06 2:13 PM Page 1 $15 to $20 million in revenue, and take ef[d [l[ho ZWo Wj *0)& a small chunk off of our property tax bill. To continue to ignore this loophole,� he 2x5-bobcat121306.indd 1 12/7/06 2:55:29 PM said, is “a slap in the face of working families.� Pearson also renewed the Progressive call to fund education based on ability to pay — the state income tax — instead of the property tax. “Vermont deserves a simple formula based on the income tax,� Pearson said. We “can keep a modest level of funding from the property tax to satisfy the need for stability.� But the bulk of an individual’s contribution to the ed fund, he added, “should come from personal income tax — a straightforward measurement of one’s ability to pay.� Progressive Rep. Sandy Hass of Rochester, a member of the House Human Services Committee in the last session, made it perfectly clear the Progs are not dropping the reform banner on health care. Democratic leaders such as State. Sen. Jim Leddy and House Speaker Gaye Symington have been singing the praises of the modest, 52B Church Street, Burlington watered-down compromise bill they got Across from Burlington Town Center through last year with Republican Gov. 802.864.4238 Jim Douglas’ eventual blessing. “The cost of employer-sponsored Open everyday through the Holidays Your Custom Design & Diamond Gallery www.vermontjeweler.com INSIDE TRACK >> 16A

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health care in Vermont,� said Rep. Hass, “has skyrocketed. One-third of health-care dollars,� she noted, “are eaten up by administration costs. We know that a single-payer system would reduce that bite by more than half.� A third issue Vermont’s Statehouse Progressives said they’ll tackle this coming winter: sweatshop labor. “Sweatshop-free purchasing legislation has been adopted in numerous cities and states including Illinois, Maine, Pennsylvania, Newark, Los Angeles, Milwaukee and Albuquerque,� said Rep. Sarah Edwards of Brattleboro. She’ll be introducing an anti-sweatshop bill in 2007. Elected in 2002, Edwards has served on the House Natural Resources and Energy Committee. Vermont’s lone nuke plant is also on her agenda. She said she will be drumming up opposition to the 2012 renewal of the Vermont Yankee nuclear power plant’s license. However, the Progs’ General Assembly six-pack did not have a clear, concise policy on global warming, a topic Vermont Senate Democratic leader Peter Shumlin of Putney has said will a be prism through which energy, transportation, environmental and economic issues, and much more, must be viewed. The Progressives aren’t there, yet. Pearson called global warming “one of the challenges for the state and our caucus. I don’t pretend to have the answers,� he said, “but we have to start asking the questions. We can’t seriously move ahead on global warming issues, in my opinion, without looking at how the solutions impact working families.� A lot of Vermonters are hoping they hurry up. And a lot of Americans are hoping the new Democratic Congress in Washington will do likewise. Even Democratic Party chairman Ian Carleton told us “public consciousness is changing on this.� Carleton, a Burlington attorney who also chairs the Burlington City Council, said he and his wife have been having “almost daily conversations� about trading in their Subaru for an environmentally friendly Prius. In case you didn’t know, the Toyota Prius comes with a “Hybrid Synergy Drive� that combines gasoline power with an emissions-free electric motor. But what we hoped to get from the Prog lawmakers and other Vermont Democratic leaders this week was a plausible explanation for our Republican governor’s near unblemished political record in the state many consider the most liberal/leftist/progressive in the country. Vermont is the first state in America to institute marriage rights for same-sex couples. The only state in the

country whose entire Capitol Hill delegation voted “no� on going to war in Iraq. What explains three consecutive GOP gubernatorial victories — the last two by double-digit landslides — in the home state of Sens. Patrick Leahy and Jim Jeffords and Congressman Bernie Sanders? Rep. Edwards said she thinks about how Gov. Scissorhands does it “every time I drive up from Brattleboro. Quite frankly,� she said, “I scratch my head.� As for genuine health-care reform, Edwards said, “We really need to do something that might work. Clearly, what we’ve been trying over and over again is not working. We need to try something new. It can’t be any worse than what we’re in now. So,� she added, “I’m for going down a different alley to find the cheese.� Cute line. Rep. Pearson attributed Gov. Douglas’ amazing success to the fact that he gets around the state so much. “He’s seen as working very hard. He’s got a lot of good soundbites,� said the Prog from Canada. “He’s on message, and he’s got a very, very skilled team behind him, but I am surprised at how little he’s delivered.� When pressed to expand his answer explaining the Vermont Republican’s success, Pearson replied, “Frankly, his opposition has not done a good job of poking holes in his act.� About time someone on the Progressive Vermont left dared say so, eh? Democratic State Party Chairman Carleton hit a similar chord. He explained Douglas was reelected “not because of his agenda, but because he’s a likable guy.� Our guv, he noted, “has had no prominent scandals in his administration that could be identified as reason to vote him out of office.� Carleton the lawyer also said rather bluntly that our current GOP guv “is not a visionary and has failed to exercise leadership.� Not surprisingly, Rep. Carolyn Partridge, the House Democratic caucus leader, told us she agrees with most of what Pearson said about our current guv — but not the bit about the failure of Democrats to poke holes in his agenda. “Jim Douglas is a very nice guy. People tell me that all the time,� said Partridge. “He comes to every event there is where he can cut a ribbon.� Also, Carleton cited a historic trend that he says keeps Douglas on victory row every November: “For 130 years, only one sitting Vermont governor has lost re-election.� That was GOP Gov. Ray Keyser’s loss to Democrat Phil Hoff in 1962 But in a state where polls show a strong majority supporting wind energy, Gov. Douglas has been the most prominent roadblock to it. The guv says wind turbines will spoil the

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beauty of Vermont ridge lines and alter the landscape we depend on for tourist dollars year round. But won’t global warming, which has boosted the planet’s temperature for the last 10 years, impact that landscape as well? Won’t it reduce our fall foliage colors as well as the production of snow on our ski trails, both natural and manmade? Vermonters, we’ve observed, are growing more and more concerned about global warming on an almost daily basis. After all, time is short. Looking forward to what happens in the coming session. Recount Upset? — As Seven Days go to press, the recount of the close Vermont state auditor’s race is showing signs that incumbent Republican Randy Brock is in trouble. The Associated Press is reporting that Democrat Thomas M. Salmon of Brattleboro has overcome the tiny 137-vote statewide deficit he experienced on Election Day, and has gained 265 votes so far, based on results from 11 counties. That’s enough to put Salmon the CPA in first place. Check out his website at www.salmonforauditor.com. Politics is in his blood. Salmon’s dad, Tom Salmon, was a Democratic governor of Vermont in the 1970s, a Green Mountain Power CEO in the 1980s, and a University of Vermont president in the 1990s. The ballots are being counted by hand in Chittenden, Rutland and Windsor counties — a tedious process now in week two. In fact, remember Kate O’Connor? Kate was chief of staff for Gov. Howard Dean through the 1990s, and his righthand woman on the presidential campaign trail. She’s also been a volunteer Chittenden County ballot counter. Interesting. Despite the fact that Kiss Me Kate recently served on the staff of Republican Rich Tarrant, who lost the U.S. Senate race to the Democratic Party-endorsed Bernie Sanders, Ms. O’Connor, daughter of a former Democratic state rep and House Speaker herself, insists she remains a Vermont Democrat. Whatever you say, Kate. If Salmon wins the auditor’s race this week, not only will he remove the spoiler tag from Progressive candidate Martha Abbott, who got 9 percent of the popular vote, he’ll also put himself on the list of potential Democrats who just might beat Gov. Douglas somewhere down the line. �

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Dear Cecil, A friendly London cab driver who knew a lot about American history told me Indians never scalped their slain enemies until the white man showed up and taught them. Can you cast some light on this claim? Taylor Waller, UK

Though the Spanish in Mexico had earlier offered head bounties, New Englanders were apparently the first to grasp the usefulness of scalps as proof of death. In 1637 they began paying their Indian allies for either the heads of their Pequot enemies or, when the return distance was too great, the scalps. New Englanders were also first to pay whites for Indian scalps (1675-76). The egalitarian French upped the ante in 1688 by offering to pay for any enemy scalps, white or Indian. High scalp bounties (up to 100 pounds in 1704) encouraged grave robbing and inspired suspicion that entrepreneurs were killing friendlies for their pelts. Even men of God couldn’t restrain themselves. One chaplain scalped two Indians in the 1720s only to be dispatched by friends of the deceased before he could claim his bounty. Another enterprising minister provisioned scalping gangs in return for a third of the cut. Because they could be exchanged, captives generally commanded higher prices than scalps, but capture was a riskier proposition. In New Hampshire in 1697 Hannah Dustin and some fellow colonists killed their ten Indian captors, including six children, while they slept. Hannah had the good sense to collect the scalps, earning herself 50 pounds by some accounts. Europeans didn’t take a backseat to the locals when it came to inventive brutality. Spaniards may have introduced burning alive to the Southeast — at least scalping victims were generally dead first. New Englanders displayed the heads of rebel Indians, just as the English did with Irish rebels. Let’s not forget the biowarfare plan to infect Indians with smallpox that I’ve discussed before. European soldiers often raped female captives, whereas by reputation Indians (at least those east of the Rockies) didn’t. I wouldn’t make too much of this, though. Newcomers and natives had their differences, but in their willingness to butcher their enemies they found common ground. CECIL ADAMS

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Curses, Foiled Again When three men tried to kidnap a teenager in Wichita, Kan., in a dispute over stereo speakers, one of the assailants stuck his gun in his waistband, only to have it fire accidentally, shooting him in the left testicle. Police said cringing from the pain caused the gun to fire again, hitting the 23-year-old man in the leg. • Car dealer Greg “Lumpy” Lambert told police in Knoxville, Tenn., that a man posing as a customer pulled a .25-caliber handgun from his pocket and demanded money. Lambert, a prominent member of the National Rifle Association who has offered free rifles with car purchases in

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Appliance Follies Admitting he lacked parenting skills, Derrick Hardy, 21, told authorities in Prince Edward Island province that he put his girlfriend’s 10-month-old daughter in a freezer to cool her down because she had a fever. The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported that the mother found the girl crammed into the freezer alongside ice cubes and hamburger meat and the door closed, although Hardy insisted he left it open. The child spent several days in the

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Accidents Will Happen Brandi Rose, 21, was driving in Evergreen Park, Ill., when she got into an argument with passenger Britnii Sutton, 23. The women got out of the car and started fighting in the street when a passing car struck and killed them, then continued without stopping, according to police, who said in a statement, “The driver may have been looking at the car and didn’t see anyone in the street.” • An hour after a commuter train hit and killed a woman in Matawan, N.J., authorities said that a train sent to pick up the train’s 200 stranded passengers struck and killed one of them. Investigators believe John D’Agostino, 49, was either dragged by the train when its doors closed on his

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Up in Smoke Eager to reduce long lines at Hong Kong’s busy crematoriums, health officials proposed using “ecocoffins” made of corrugated cardboard. The switch from wood to cardboard would shave 90 minutes off the cremation time and produce less toxic gas during combustion, according to Carrie Yau, permanent secretary for Health, Welfare and Food, who explained, “The eco-coffin coincides with the Asian philosophy of integration between man and nature.” • Managers of Denmark’s 33 crematoriums asked the government to allow them to redistribute the heat generated by the gasfired ovens, nearly 1000 degrees C, to benefit the living. “Instead of just letting the heat out the window, we can use it to warm up church buildings,” Allan Vest, president of the national crematorium trade association, told the daily newspaper Nyhedsavisen. “Maybe we could even sell some of it.”

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ood news, bad news,� says Joyce Mandeville. “It was a print, not something from the permanent collection.� The executive director of the T.W. Wood Gallery doesn’t take lightly the water damage discovered this past week on one of the largescale prints by current exhibitor Sabra Field — especially because she thinks it was vandalism. But these days, Mandeville has a worry that overshadows everything else: the survival of the gallery itself. The primary cause for alarm, she explains, is that Vermont College is for sale by its owner, The Union Institute (TUI). That Cincinnati-based university bought the Montpelier campus from Norwich University in 2001. Dedicated to low-residency undergrad and graduate programs, Vermont College comprises 11 hilltop buildings; one of them houses the Wood. But while the college’s future ownership is the biggest unknown now, Mandeville says the gallery’s already-meager financial support has been eroding for some time. After Norwich took over the school, in 1972, the Wood was given a stipend, which enabled the gallery to hire its first paid

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director. “Through the years that support was cut back and cut back,� Mandeville says. “When I came on six years ago, we had the space for free and that’s it.� This arrangement continued for about three years after the Union Institute purchase. Then, “two years ago we were charged rent, and it goes up every year,� Mandeville laments. “We’re just bleeding red ink. I don’t want to get into a dogfight with TUI,� she adds, “but when they came in, they did tell the city they’d take care of the gallery.� On November 16, Mandeville and assistant Melissa Storrow held a public forum about “the future of the Wood Gallery.� About two-dozen people showed up to hear why the place is endangered, and to discuss how it might be saved. “That was gratifying, that so many people were concerned,� says Mandeville. To continue the dialogue, a second forum is taking place on December 19. The options on the table include: a strength-in-numbers consortium with other beleaguered arts organizations, such as Lost Nation Theater and Monteverdi Music School; finding a new home, perhaps in a state-owned building; or closing up shop. It’s not exactly earth-shattering news to hear of an arts institution teetering on the edge of insolvency. And, Mandeville says, faux sarcastically, “Some of your readers will think, ‘Poor them, they have to pay rent —

who doesn’t?’� But in addition to exhibiting numerous contemporary Vermont artists each year, the nonprofit T.W. Wood Gallery does have a unique history, and raison d’être, in the state of Vermont. In 1896, Thomas Waterman Wood (1823-1903) endowed his hometown of Montpelier with a large number of paintings — his own genre portraits and scenes, and other works he’d collected from his contemporaries. Decades later, the gallery also became the repository for Vermont’s WPA artworks — that is, pieces created in

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light district. But I take care of a 10year-old. Even if you have a babysitter, you don’t want to have to say, ‘I’m off to the whorehouse now; be back soon!’” Reid did find a few people who were willing to talk about practicing the oldest profession, such as Norma Jean Almodovar of C.O.Y.O.T.E., or “Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics,” an organization that works toward legalizing prostitution. From her, he learned that “trick” and “john” are often seen as pejorative terms, while “whore” is a word sex workers seek to reclaim “because it originated as an endearment.” (In the book, derogatory terms are marked with exclamation points. Who knew you were insulting a puppeteer by calling him a “dummy wagger,” or that to a goth girl “doom cookie” is a dis?) Reid has found himself incorporating some subculture terms into his everyday speech. “The ones I really like are the ones that kind of

Reid learned that “trick” and “john” are often seen as pejorative terms, while “whore” is a word sex workers seek to reclaim “because it originated as an endearment.” give me a different perspective on things,” he says. “There’s a great term that bikers use: yard shark” — for a dog who darts from backyards to attack them. The same group refers to cars as “cages, which says a lot,” he notes. He also likes “nerd gate,” a cavers’ term for a natural barrier that keeps out casual explorers, and “sucker effect,” a magicians’ term for a trick that momentarily deceives spectators into thinking they know how it’s done. One natural audience for the book is writers who want to provide convincing dialogue for subculture characters — say, con artists or carnival barkers — without having to do major legwork. But Reid thinks the study of subculture slang is enlightening for anyone. “The real advantage of getting to know about a group of people who are foreign to your experience is that you get to see things in a new light,” he says. “Just in terms of exploration, it’s like visiting Argentina or Taiwan, in that the things you find there that mean the most to you after your trip are things you wouldn’t have imagined people had a different perspective on.” Can subculture slang go mainstream? The example of hip-hop, which Reid includes in an appendix, speaks for itself: Who under 60 doesn’t know what “bling bling” or

It’s one thing for subculture terms to be in common use. It’s another for them to have the imprimatur of a respected guide to standard English — say, the American Heritage Dictionary. A glance at the dictionary’s plentiful “usage notes” makes it clear that some trendy, ubiquitous terms — such as “to impact on,” which probably migrated from the business world — still haven’t gained the gatekeepers’ full approval. But who are these gatekeepers, anyway? In the case of the American Heritage, it’s the usage panel, “a group of more than 200 distinguished writers, scholars and scientists” who are polled on their English usage preferences, according to the publisher’s website. Members of the board range from prominent rightwing intellectuals such as Antonin Scalia and William F. Buckley Jr., to more liberal folks like David Sedaris and columnist Molly Ivins. This year, Vermont’s own Alison Bechdel, author of the comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For and the critically acclaimed graphic memoir Fun Home, is joining the fray. Politically, Bechdel is a long way from Buckley, but her usage preferences are another story. In a recent entry on her blog, Dykestowatch outfor.com, she wrote, “But I must confess — although I’m a social liberal, lexicographically I’m a hardline conservative. I will defend the

proper pronunciation and spelling of ‘chaise longue’ to the death.” By email, Bechdel elaborates on the “ballot” she recently returned to the dictionary editors, in which she judged a series of questionable sentences and variant pronunciations to be either “acceptable” or “unacceptable.” She also offers her gut responses to some examples of common usage problems. “Impact” as a verb? “NO!” “To dialogue”? “Over my dead body.” The gender-neutral singular “they,” as in “Someone has lost their umbrella”? “Love it.” “Alright” instead of “all right”? “Noway.” FILE PHOTO: JORDAN SILVERMAN

Reid, 37, is primarily a sciencefiction writer; he’s published stories and collaborated on a middle-grade fantasy-adventure series, which he hopes to see in print soon. In the meantime, his agent talked to an editor at Writer’s Digest Books who was looking for “weird reference books.” Reid, a long-time fan of specialized groups, says, “She immediately thought of me.” Reid, who spent a year researching the project — mostly on the Internet — notes that each term has been verified by at least two sources from the subculture in question. Online access made it a lot easier to investigate, for example, the world of furries. (For those who haven’t seen the infamous “CSI” episode, these are people who share “an enthusiasm for . . . anthropomorphic animal characters,” though Reid’s book clarifies that by no means all of them engage in “yiff,” or furry sex. Those who do are sometimes called “furverts.”) Reid says the subcultures he had the most trouble getting access to “were ones that dealt with anything illegal. I did not try to track any current con artists down” — though he did use some former grifters as sources. “I was nervous about researching the ‘prostitutes’ section,” he adds. “The way to do it would have been to go to a large city’s red-

“off the hook” means? “As a subculture gets a lot of attention, its language starts to seep into the general mentality,” Reid says. He thinks the next type of slang to conquer pop culture might be that of online gamers, which is also used in popular virtual online worlds like Second Life. In 10 years, will we all be talking about “avatars” and “bots”? “It’s really neat,” Reid says, “because we have these flowerings of new perspectives, and then as the larger culture shifts, some of these become prominent and they kind of pollinate the larger culture with their ideas.”

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O’Donnell at a loss for words, I couldn’t shake the feeling that society had just lurched to a new low. In the first place, this was a media firestorm with Clay Aiken at its center. Aiken should wake up every day and thank God for putting him on Earth at a time when he could lose a television talent competition and still be treated like entertainment-industry royalty. In the second place, who were Aiken and Ripa fighting for the chance to interview? Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke, the pair who emerged victorious on season three of “Dancing

heckled him after a loss. Here’s Danny DeVito on “The View,” drunk as a very small skunk and comparing the president to the Three Stooges. A comparison he wouldn’t otherwise make if sober, because the Stooges were, in fact, geniuses. Here’s Britney Spears. But where are her underpants? And, as recently as last week, here was Gwyneth Paltrow in the headlines of every 24-hour television news outlet for sparking a firestorm (the media’s new favorite word, in case you haven’t noticed) by telling a Portuguese interviewer, “The British are much more

Here’s Danny DeVito on “The View,” drunk as a very small skunk and comparing the president to the Three Stooges. Here’s “American Idol” finalist Clay Aiken subbing for Reg on his morning talk show November 17 and covering the mouth of co-host Kelly Ripa with his hand when he felt she was cramping his interviewing style. “Oh, that’s a no-no,” Ripa reprimanded, “I don’t know where that hand’s been.” A firestorm of controversy ensued — along with major media coverage — when Rosie O’Donnell characterized the remark as homophobic on the following Tuesday’s edition of “The View.” The flames were fueled further when Ripa unexpectedly called into the show moments later and read O’Donnell the riot act. “To imply that it was anything homophobic is outrageous, Rosie, and you know better, you should be more responsible,” Ripa slammed, after explaining that her concern had been with germs, rather than Aiken’s sex life, since he’d just shaken hands with half the audience. “It’s the cold and flu season.” While it was a rare treat to see

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with the Stars!” The show is still on the air after three seasons! And the final rub: American media are so screwed up that not only did major news outlets cover this ludicrous brouhaha, but CNN actually ran the following crawl on Thanksgiving — “Rosie O’Donnell and Kelly Ripa make up. All is right with the world.” Sure, someone was joking, but come on! This is CNN, and between 150 and 200 people were killed in Baghdad that day. Friday, November 17, was also the day Michael Richards’ career died. The former “Seinfeld” star had his Mel Moment that evening at the Laugh Factory in L.A., and the press had a field day. His racist rant may be the saddest, sickest celebrity meltdown yet. Unlike Gibson, he didn’t have booze to blame for his behavior. And here’s Kid Rock going ballistic at soon-to-be-ex-wife Pamela Anderson after a private screening of Borat, screaming, “You’re nothing but a whore! You’re a slut! How could you make that movie?” Here’s Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick on TV giving the finger to fans when they

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ties, depending on their interest. Today’s offerings are listed on a board in the hall beneath the Dovetail banner. They include Legos, labyrinth board and K’Nex. Children in one classroom cluster around activity stations. In the center of the floor, four boys play quietly with K’Nex, a colorful plastic construction toy. Egri observes that it’s a multiage bunch. “Some of the kids are certainly bigger and older than some of the others,� he points out. Emma, a first-grader who’s drawing a reindeer at a table near the door, says she likes having classes with kids of different ages. “We can relate to older kids more,� she says. Her teacher, Janet Bellavance, says one of the things she likes about Dovetail is that it gives her the opportunity to get to know all 59 of the K-2 students. When the teachers discuss their charges, she says, “It’s like one parent talking to another.� So it’s harder for kids with learning or behavioral issues, for example, to fall through the cracks. Parents like Karen Newman, whose daughter is a Dovetail first-grader, say they’re glad they’ve been able to choose this environment for their kids. “It’s

There are several ways to explain this imbalance. When Dovetail was launched, it was the only all-day kindergarten option available in the district, and that’s no longer true. The district also used to provide transportation for kids in the New North End, for example; it no longer does. And before the federal mandate No Child Left Behind, Dovetail combined all three grades; now it separates the second-graders. That helps the older students meet the standards, but it dilutes the “nongraded primary� approach. Some people also say the program isn’t promoted as well as it once was, an assertion bolstered by the fact that no information about Dovetail appears on Edmunds’ or the Burlington School District’s website. Karen Newman says she followed Dovetail closely since its inception, and was eager to enroll her daughter. But she only found out about the deadline during a chance visit to the Edmunds school office the day before applications were due. “It just seems crazy to me that it’s not better publicized,� she says. “You would think it would be the crown jewel.� Egri insists that he and Bonnie Clapp, the district’s

with the administrators in the schools.� He adds that many residents of the Old North End, particularly refugees, lack the wherewithal to seek out such a program, and to jump through the required hoops to get their children enrolled. “Only the most committed, the most focused parent that wants to get out of the Old North End will ever find that information, even if it’s put right in front of their noses,� he says. “I’m sure they send out flyers. But that doesn’t mean that anybody’s paying any attention to them.� But clearly someone in McGowan’s neighborhood is paying attention to Dovetail — unlike other schools, Barnes and Wheeler regularly fill all their allotted Dovetail slots. Both McGowan and Barnes Principal Paula Bowen say that’s because some better-educated, middleclass Old North End families use Dovetail to remove themselves from local schools. Once a child enrolls in Dovetail, they point out, he or she is allowed to stay at Edmunds through the fifth grade. Their siblings would also have an easier time getting into Edmunds. Bowen notes that Barnes actually offers many of the same

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onslaught being jointly conducted by the World Health Organization, UNICEF, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Rotary International. Brookes persuasively presents the arguments of specialists who suggest that, with the virus now crippling a comparatively tiny number of children, it may be time to declare victory and move on. These skeptics maintain that the money being spent on an ultimately unwinnable war could be invested far more productively in other public-health endeavors. Decontaminating water supplies, for example, would help ensure that “not only polio but a number of other diseases would be dramatically reduced or eradicated,” Brookes writes. It’s a view the author himself appears to endorse. Concluding the campaign with a 100 percent success rate “becomes increasingly more difficult and expensive as you approach case-zero,” he comments. And because only one in 1000 cases of polio produces visible symptoms, it may be impossible even to know when a final case has been cornered. On the other hand, Brookes adds, no charitable organization

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Coming and Going elted-wax human effigies and metal mega-fauna coexist nicely at the Flynndog this month, in a joint exhibition entitled “Form and Time.” The two prominent Vermont sculpEXHIBIT Homer Wells tors presenting these works — & Eben Homer Wells of Monkton and Eben Markowski, Markowski of Vergennes — obviousdynamic works ly take form and time seriously. Wells’ in metal, wax and video. sculptures are like solidified vignettes Flynndog, of transformative moments in time, Burlington. while Markowski’s naturalistic forms Through are simply timeless and elegant. January 10. Markowski’s copper relief sculpture “Ancient Fish” portrays a modARTWORK Wax figures by ern monster, timeless in the sense of Homer Wells being unaffected by time. It’s a 7foot-long sturgeon — actually lifePHOTO sized for the 250-million-year-old Marc Awodey species. The sculpture’s serrated spine, broad fins and sleek snout were constructed from thin sheets of copper. Like a wall-mounted paleontological specimen chiseled from antediluvian sediments, Markowski’s fish is rigidly straight and sits on a rectangular plaque. The entire piece has a rich brown hue. A companion piece, “Buck of Ancient Fish,” is the wooden sturgeon mold over which Markowski’s “Ancient Fish” was formed. Lifelike scale and exceptional craftsmanship are the hallmarks of Markowski’s works. “Horse” stands the actual height of a pony. Its neck is bent downward, as if the animal were busily munching clover. An outdoor shot of the same copper equine appears on Markowski’s website and is entitled “Grazing Horse.” Regardless of the work’s name or context, realism seems to be Markowski’s primary aesthetic goal. His is a placid, uncomplicated, domesticated animal. The nonsymbolic rendering appears without any overt narrative. “Naked Lady” is a poetic exception to Markowski’s usual unadorned realism. The female nude is posed like an ascending dancer en pointe, connected to the earth by the tip of a toe, arms upraised. She seems to be acting out part of a myth, yet Markowski’s humble title reveals nothing. The sculpture is also larger than life, so its uplifted arms may draw the viewer’s eyes heavenward with them. As Markowski presses copper and aluminum sheets over shaped forms,

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so Wells spreads slabs of wax — which he describes as “almost like pizza dough” — over a few basic faces in relief and nudes in the round. Unlike Markowski, however, Wells employs his blow torch to deconstruct rather

imparts a broad range of pigments, and perhaps metals, to many of his figures. Others are left a natural honey color. One of Wells’ largest pieces is an untitled construction built on an

serenely oblivious to the flames that contorted them. Another installation is a glass cabinet filled with distorted — indeed, tormented-looking — anthropomorphic abstractions. They are presented

Wells’ sculptures are like solidified vignettes of transformative moments in time, while Markowski’s naturalistic forms are simply timeless and elegant. than to assemble. In the process of deconstruction, Wells’ figures take on new and dramatic personae. Auguste Rodin’s definition of sculpture as “an art of hollows and projections” is a highly apt description of Wells’ partially melted creations. The figures are small, about 12 to 15 inches tall, and the faces are large yet not adult-life-sized. Wells

elaborate rusted-steel base. A golden figure roughly 18 inches tall, melted into complex “hollows and projections,” it looms over a circular platter of sand that was probably the top of an old steel oil drum. About two dozen faces from a single mold, brilliantly colored vermilion, silver, gold, green and blue, lie partially covered in the bed of sand. Their expressions are

like a display of medical oddities dispassionately preserved for public view. Half of the proceeds from sales of Wells’ works are slated to go to Death with Dignity, a nonprofit political action committee working to “guarantee that all adult Vermonters have legal end-of-life choices.” Most of his figures look appropriately dignified in their own terminal transformations. m

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CALL TO ARTISTS USE YOUR NOODLE: The E1 Studio Collective is looking for artists to make art using one pound of pasta. Kids and adults welcome. Entry fee $10. Info, e1studiocollective@yahoo.com. Special people's choice award presented at January 5 reception. THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF VERMONT is seeking artists to show their work in the Hallway Galleries for the spring semester. Visit www.ccv.edu/hallway_gal leries or call 951-1252 for more info.

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THREE-FLOOR PLAN Studio Place Arts in Barre displays works in all media by nearly 100 artists this month in its annual holiday show aptly entitled “Celebrate.” The exhibition densely packs all three levels of the art center. “City Corner” by Wendy James (pictured) is among the art-

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Fantastical acrylic paintings and reproductions. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 893-7503. Reception December 15, 5-7 p.m., with live music. Through December. ‘CHEAP ART’: The holiday show and sale features many affordable original works by local artists. Christ Church, Montpelier, 223-0352. Reception December 15, 4-6 p.m. Through December 24 by chance or appointment. PETER MILLER: Impressionist oil paintings. Westford Public Library, 878-5639. Reception December 15, 6-8 p.m. Through January 1. FRANK DOW JR. & PHIL SPARANGO: "Landscapes and a Stairway to Heaven," paintings and drawings by the self-taught artists. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 356-2776. Reception December 15, 6-9 p.m., with live music by the Isaac Luxon Combo. Through January 15. GINNY JOYNER: Giclée prints. Silver Maple Gallery, Burlington, bdanedodge@ aol.com. Reception December 16, 5-7 p.m. Through December. ‘BABY WANTS ART FOR XMAS’: A dozen Vermont artists offer artistic presents for under $100. Nina Gaby Studio and Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Open house December 16, 23 & 24, 3-6 p.m., or by appointment through January 7.

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TALKS/ EVENTS PRINT STUDIO SALE: Etchings, monotypes and woodcuts by Lyna Lou Nordstrom, Jerry Geier, Jessie Alberts, Mary Ellen Manock, David Sokol, Catherine Hall and Janet Biehl at reduced prices. Print Studio 250, Burlington, 658-0019. December 15, 5-8 p.m., and December 16, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. HOLIDAY SEASON RECEPTION: The community is invited to view the artwork, munch on refreshments and hobnob with friends. Art on Main, Bristol, 4534032. Reception December 16, 5-7 p.m., with live music by Mark LeGrand and Sarah Munro.

ONGOING :: burlington area YMCA PRESCHOOL & KINDERGARTEN SHOW: Little ones from Dorsey Hogg's enrichment art classes show their works. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 862-9622. Through January 1. ‘COLLECTIBLE TEDDY BEARS AND QUILTS’: Bear makers Donna Bjerke and Deb Travers and quilters Jenny Berschling and Leafye Pante display their works. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 8993211. Through December 17. MIKEY WELSH: "One Eye on the Sky for Kites," paintings. Sanctuary Artsite, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884. Through January 5. ‘FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING’: A group show featuring acrylic live-model paintings on canvas by the students of UVM professor Sean Dye. Club Metronome, Burlington, 860-4972. Through January. ‘EMERGE-N-SEE’: Lampwork and mosaics by Emily Jablon, sculptures and etchings by Karie Anderson, photography and paintings by Nick Maloof and sculptures by Nick Wheeler. Burlington Factory Studios, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite B3B, 498-3284. By appointment through January 9. PATRICIA LEBON-HERB: Acrylic paintings, Gates 1 & 2; and TINKA THERESA MARTELL: Mixed media, collage5/8/06 and 2x1-vonbargens051006 paintings, Sky Way; and JEFF CLARKE: Black-and-white photographs, Escalator.

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:: central DIANE GABRIEL: Recent works on paper. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through December. ‘WRAP IT UP! END OF YEAR GIFT SHOW’: Original artwork and prints by 15 Vermont artists. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through December. JAY ERICSON: "A Photographic Tour of Vermont's Town Forests: A Defining Tradition in the Green Mountain State," images of forests, landscapes and people across Vermont. Warren Town Hall, 760-1217. Through January 4. MAGGIE NEALE: Paintings in oil and beeswax. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through December. JASON RYAN OSTERHOUT: Abstract paintings in acrylic. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through January. ‘THE GIFT OF ART’: A holiday show featuring small, inexpensive works. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Weekends, 1-4 p.m., through December 23, or by appointment. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings and painted musical instruments. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 893-7503. Through January 7. DENIS VERSWEYVELD: "White," sculpture and paintings. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through December 21. GENE PARENT: Watercolors featuring the beauty of Vermont. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 485-8266. Through December 30. ‘THE CRAFT OF ART’: A holiday group show featuring works in multiple media by 15 artists, plus collectibles and Christmas ornaments from around the world. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 7679670. Through January 7. GEORGE LAWRENCE & JACQUELYN JIMOI: Paintings in oil, acrylic and pastel. Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404. Through January 20. ‘WILD PEOPLE, WILD PLACES 3’: Blackand-white and color images from North and South America, with an emphasis on conservation, by Brian Mohr and Emily Johnson. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 229-0443. Through December. JESSE AHEE: "With Child," pastel paintings. Rhapsody CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 2296112. Through December. SUKI CIAPPARA: "The Fertile Mystery," needle felted images and acrylic on canvas. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through December. DONNA UNDERWOOD-OWENS: "Living the Magic of Vermont," fine-art photography on ceramic tiles, cards and framed prints. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through December. MAGGIE NEALE: Abstract paintings with encaustic. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Through December. HOLIDAY BAZAAR: Artful gifts in pottery, wooden bowls, jewelry, photography, crafts and more. Chandler Art Gallery, Randolph, 728-9463. Thursday - Sunday, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., through December 23. HOLIDAY GROUP SHOW: "The Craft of Art," 14 artists show their wares, from photography and paintings to jewelry and glass. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through January 7. KERRY O. FURLANI: Slate sculptures. Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 775-0570. Through December 30. ‘CELEBRATE’: Artworks in all media by members of SPA on all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December 30. SABRA FIELD: RECENT WORK: Prints by the renowned Vermont artist include the 12-panel "Pandora Suite," about the human condition and inspired by Greek myth (a percentage of sales donated to the humanitarian organization CIVIC); and ELAINE FRANZ WITTEN: "Form and Motion in Bronze," 17 sculptures. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Through December 21. ‘PROFFERING THE PRAISEWORTHY PRESENT’: A seasonal gift show featuring the gallery's roster of artists. Cooler

Gallery & Shop, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through January 13.

:: northern DEBORAH HOLMES: Vermont scenic watercolors. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through December. SHEUNG SHING VICTOR TAI: The Hong Kong artist shows his works as part of a series of Asian artists in the International Artists Program, December 13-16; followed by CHEE KIONG YEO from Singapore, December 17-20. Red Mill Gallery, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 635-2727. 26TH ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT: A dozen trees decorated by community members, as well as a display of menorahs, dreidels and Vermont bells, the annual member art show and work by Stowe High School alumnus Douglas Scribner. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through December. EUNICE KINSEY: "The Rowell Girls," watercolor winter scenes by the popular folk artist. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 2536007. Through December. WON LEE: An MFA Thesis exhibition of sculpture, prints and drawings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through December 22. ‘YOUNG ARTISTS’ EXHIBITION’: Artworks by students from Mt. Mansfield, BFA Fairfax and Pine Ridge schools. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through December 16. MILTON ARTISTS’ GUILD: A holiday group show featuring paintings, prints, photography, metal works and more. The Alley Coffee House, Milton, 8937860. Through December. ‘HOLIDAY WRAPPINGS’: Small, affordable works on paper by more than 20 local artists. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through December 24. PETER A. MILLER: Plein-air works by the impressionistic painter. Westford Public Library, 878-5639. Through December 15. ‘LAND AND LIGHT’: An annual invitational group exhibit of works in multiple media by regional artists, West Gallery. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 17.

:: southern SMALL PICTURE SHOW: The 4th annual exhibit features work in multiple media, all under 11-by-14 inches, by Vermont and New Hampshire artists. Pegasus Gallery, Quechee, 296-7693. Through January 4. DECEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight individual artists are featured along with the 15th Annual Little Picture Show. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 3621405. Through January 9.

:: regional HOLIDAY SAMPLER EXHIBIT: A variety of fine and folk art by 16 area artists is on display and sale for the season. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518963-7494. Through December 17. ‘MODERN TRANSLATION: TRANSITIONS IN THE WORK OF PETER RUSSOM’: Oil paintings from a sabbatical in Italy, as well as earlier works. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518564-2474. Through January 28. JOSH WILLIAMS: A collection of 25 large-format images from the Iraq war and Hurricane Katrina series by this photojournalist and 2002 grad. Feinberg Library, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-5642474. Through January 7. ‘GIRODET, ROMANTIC REBEL’: From the Louvre collection, a retrospective comprising nearly 130 monumental paintings by the French painter (1767-1824), as well as some works on paper, JeanNoel Desmarais Pavilion. MontrĂŠal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-790-1245 (U.S. tickets 1-800-678-5440). Through January 21. ‘FROM DISCOVERY TO DARTMOUTH: THE ASSYRIAN RELIEFS’: An installation about the ancient Iraqi reliefs and other Near Eastern works from the permanent collection. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 11. ďż˝

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“Outlook,” pen and ink by Andrew E. Dzelzitis of Warren SUBMISSION GUIDELINES: Seven Days accepts hi-res digital files (minimum of 200 dpi) and full-color reproductions of 2-D artwork from area artists for a one-time, non-paying “Public Art” exhibition. Submissions must be vertically oriented non-originals no larger than 8 ½ x 11”. Do not send work that is currently being exhibited elsewhere in Vermont. We will only return artwork that includes a SASE with appropriate postage. Please include your name, address, phone number, title of the works and medium. Send submissions to: Seven Days, c/o Public Art, PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402; or email: publicart@sevendaysvt.com. No phone calls, please.

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owing to boldly go where no gourmet coffee chain has ever gone before, Starbucks Inc. announced today that it would build its first coffee franchise on the moon by the year 2020. While the coffee giant raised eyebrows in the restaurant and aerospace industries with its startling announcement, it stunned Wall Street with its plan to expand to over 11,000 lunar coffee houses by 2021. At a press conference at the company’s Seattle headquarters, Starbucks spokesperson Carol Foyler said that NASA’s decision to build a manned base on the lunar surface by the year 2020 motivated Starbucks decision to expand moonward. “Those astronauts are going to be working long and hard to build that moon base and we’re betting they’re going to want a latte or two,” Ms. Foyler says. “Fortunately for them, there’ll be a Starbucks on the edge of every crater.” But Starbucks’ decision to expand to 11,000 stores by 2021 inspired skepticism among restaurant industry experts, who wondered if there was a large enough market for gourmet coffee

on the moon to justify such accelerated growth. “The biggest problem is that there is no life on the moon,” said Nick Klujian, an analyst at Morgan Stanley. “They’d be much better off on Mars.”

Those astronauts are going to be working long and hard to build that moon base and we’re betting they’re going to want a latte or two.

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In response to Mr. Klujian’s comment, Starbucks responded: “Did we say the moon? We meant Mars. Sorry, we got the order wrong.” Elsewhere, spokespersons for Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn said that the couple has broken up but remain good friends, according to a story published today in Like I Care magazine. m

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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Everybody Wants to Rule the World Old games never die — they just fade away in the shadow of gamers’ indifference. Too bad. Some of the greatest titles in the short history of video games happen to remain some of the greatest games ever designed. Nostalgia aside, what made these titles good 10 or more years ago keeps them relevant and enjoyable today. That’s why “Sid Meier’s Civilization Chronicles” comes along as a holiday must-have for the “Civ” fan, and also turns out to offer a bookcase-worthy box of interactive fun for any gamer. For a few dollars more than a brand-new PC game, the “CC” package boxes up the original “Civilization” from 1991, “Civ II,” “Civ III” and this past year’s “Civ IV.” As if that weren’t enough world-conquering ecstasy to last you a lifetime, the box also bundles in various “Civ” add-ons, such as the “Civilization II: Fantastic Worlds” expansion pack. A DVD with game commercials, a television special on “Civ” creator Meier, a “Civilization” card game and lots of little extras stuff the box full. Following George Lucas and Disney, the film business has figured out how to keep selling the same movies over and over. Star Wars special editions and The Little Mermaid Limited Time Only Two-Disc Platinum Edition keep the original properties in play and earn loads of residual revenue for the creators. Some might sit on the sidelines and scoff at the obvious consumerism of repainting the package and selling the same thing as something new. But really, this remarketing in the aftermarket helps keep fans happy while generating the kind of revenue that companies like to see before investing in new ideas. The video-game business could learn a lot from the movies, and from “Civilization.”

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The handsome “Civ Chronicles” package has a heft that modern games have lost, and it just feels good to place something as weighty as a book on your shelf. Behind the leather-bound pretension of the package, “Civ Chronicles” also executes an admirable bait-andswitch. While you might pick up the box for all the collectible goodies, you’ll fall back in love with the game play, as antique as it now seems. Just for perspective, you might pop in the original “Civ” game, planning to mock the primitive graphics and simple game play for 20 to 30 minutes of nostalgic reflection. Hours later, you’ll find yourself lost deep in the insidiously ingenious design of the original. Lacking high-end graphics and sophisticated resource management algorithms, the original “Civ” reminds you that it takes very little computational power to make a title that will suck free time from your life like some sort of interactive black hole.

The only thing more exciting than seeing the world under your benevolent thumb is the promise of the next installment in the series, waiting for you in the “Chronicles” box. Who’s It For: If you’ve enjoyed any installment in the “Civ” series, this boxed set is the ultimate collectible. On the other hand, this might be the package to draw in that boardgame fan who remains hesitant about the whole video-game thing. If You Like This, Try That: The “Civilization” series has spun off a wide variety of imitators. Some of the best are games built by former “Civ” designers. “Age of Empires” and “Rise of Nations” bear a genetic similarity to “Civ,” but offer their own takes on conquering the globe. Best Part: Video and audio segments with key “Civ” designers provide context that makes the games even more interesting.

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(April 20-May 20): Drugs and alcohol need play no role in activating this week’s potentials. Your mind will just naturally inhabit what we in the consciousness industry call an “altered state.” This is very different from being sick or crazy, and it could turn out much better than being merely healthy. My advice to you? Break taboos that are no longer necessary to observe. Wander uninhibitedly in zones that have previously been off-limits. Explore the frontiers of fun. (P.S. If you try what I’m suggesting, chances are good that you’ll finally be able to scratch an itch that has been maddeningly inaccessible. But be sure you know when you’ve scratched enough.)

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “God was a little

too busy to do anything about the genocide in Darfur last weekend,” reported Fark.com a while back, “but did manage, during a snowstorm in Buffalo, to leave fallen tree limbs in the form of a crucifix on a statue of Jesus.” That’s a meanspirited interpretation of the Divine Wow’s behavior, although it’s funny in a snarky kind of way. Your assignment in the coming week, on the other hand, is to joke about spiritual matters with a more generous attitude. It’s prime time for you to be humorously amazed by the tricky enigmas of creation. (To see the miracle in Buffalo, go here: http://tinyurl.com/ub2z3.)

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with a team of explorers in Antarctica. You’re climbing the 2000-foot granite spire called Rakekniven that thrusts up out of the ice in Queen Maud Land. The temperature is ten degrees below zero. There’s not a plant or animal in sight. The blinding white emptiness of the wasteland beneath you fills you with desolate reverence, alienated awe, and soaring gratitude. As far as you are from everything that normally gives you comfort, you’ve rarely felt stronger or more alive. Got that scene in your mind’s eye, Cancerian? Though you won’t experience it literally, I bet you’ll experience emotions similar to those you’d have if you did.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your face alternately

contorts with strain and breaks into beatific grins. Your body language careens from garbled jargon to melodic poetry. Your clothes make a fool of you one day and show off your inner beauty the next. Are you becoming bi-polar? Probably not. The more likely explanation is that you’re being convulsed by growing pains that are killing off bad old habits as fast as they’re creating interesting new ones. This is one of those times when you should be proud to wear a badge that says “hurts so good.”

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Here’s the bad news. Sometimes your perfectionism verges on being a sophisticated death tri — a manic compulsion to trap life inside a tight little cell where no change is allowed. Here’s the good news: You now have the power to strip away the pathological part of your perfectionism and liberate the healthy core of it. Please swear to me that you’ll figure out how to be more fluid and playful with your zeal for excellence. Spend less time running your mind in vicious circles and more time running your mind in upward spirals.

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Christians believe Jesus will come back to fix this corrupt world. Certain Jewish sects propose that the messiah will soon appear on Earth for the first time. Among Muslims, many predict the legendary 12th Imam will return and bring salvation to humanity. In India, devotees of Vishnu expect the avatar Kalki to arrive on the scene and carry out a miraculous redemption. Even the Buddhists prophesy Maitreya, the chosen one who’ll establish universal peace. Personally, I suspect that the whole point of our spectacularly confounding moment in history is that each of us must become our own savior. The coming year will be an excellent time, Aquarius, for you to master the art of doing just that: being your own savior. And it all starts now. (P.S. You can perform a great service by being a role model for those who haven’t yet figured out how to be their own saviors.)

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The thing that makes you exceptional is inevitably that which must also make you lonely,” said playwright Lorraine Hansberry. I agree. That’s why my exuberant advice for you this week is also cautionary. According to my reading of the omens, in 2007 you will have unprecedented opportunities to cultivate and express the special talents that make you so unique. To get to the root of them, though, you’ll have to be willing to get less of the approval and appreciation you’d ideally like to have. You may not have to be relentlessly solitary, but you will have to be vigorously independent.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In Cracker’s hit

song “Where Have Those Days Gone,” singer David Lowery recounts a road trip he made through his old haunts in California. “In Mendocino County, I thought I saw Thomas Pynchon at the end of the bar,” he croons. “No, that’s just Rob Brezsny writing his astrology column.” While in the past I’ve been confused with David Duchovny, Peter Coyote and Ry Cooder, this marks the first time I’ve been mistaken for the great novelist Pynchon. Thanks, David. Now it’s time for you Pisceans to find out what celebrity you resemble. The omens say it’s a perfect moment for you to identify with a hero, role model or famous mover and shaker. To do so might help free your self-image from the unheroic confines it has gotten stuck in. Go here to investigate: http:// tinyurl.com/c4x23.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Harper’s Index says the U.S. government spends more than twice as much on military defense than do Russia, China, North Korea and Iran combined. The aggregate population of those four countries, on the other hand, is five times larger than America’s 300 million people. One might reasonably conclude, therefore, that while the U.S. has a right to safeguard itself, its glut of weaponry is absurdly extreme. I’m not definitively asserting, Capricorn,

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PREVIEWS AMITIE: The feature debut from 19year-old Plainfield filmmaker Ben Youngbaer offers the story of friends who find themselves adrift after graduating from high school. With Django Koenig, Lisa Chordorkoff and Makala Noble. (NR) CHARLOTTE'S WEB: Dakota Fanning stars in Gary Winick’s live-action adaptation of E. B. White’s classic tale of loyalty, trust, sacrifice and pork. Featuring the voices of Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey and Robert Redford. (98 min, G) DARWIN'S NIGHTMARE: Director Hubert Sauper’s documentary exposes Africa’s booming black market through which Nile Perch are traded for weapons used in local conflicts. (107 min, NR) ERAGON: Stefan Fangmiere (Lemony Snicket) directs this fantasy story about a boy who happens to hatch a dragon, thrusting his family into a world of magic. With John Malkovic and Jeremy Irons. (103 min, PG) ROCKY BALBOA: Sylvester Stallone returns for yet another round as the legendery boxer in this action-adventure about a retired fighter lured back into the ring. (102 min, NR)

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I EVERYBODY MUST GET STONES Zwick explores the bloody link between the diamond industry and the civil war in Sierra Leone.

t’s possible to think of Blood Diamond as this year’s Syriana. Both are star-driven geopolitical adventures that successfully marry action and message. Where last year’s dealt with the dark side of the oil industry, this year’s takes on the international diamond trade. Edward Zwick (Glory, Legends of the Fall) sets his latest film against the backdrop of the civil war that wreaked havoc in Sierra Leone during the late 1990s. It opens with some of the most horrific scenes of carnage ever committed to celluloid. Moments after we meet a fisherman named Solomon Vandy (Djimon Hounsou) and his family, rebels from the Revolutionary United Front storm his village, gunning down innocent civilians, hacking the arms off prisoners, and kidnapping young children — including Vandy’s son — whom they’ll brainwash and turn into cold-blooded killers. The father is forced into slave labor. Under the eye of a colorful psychopath played by David Harewood, Hounsou’s character is put to work in a diamond field run by rebels. The stones are valuable to members of the RUF because they can be traded for weapons — hence the term “conflict stone.” Mercenary types provide the arms and then smuggle the diamonds out of the country, at which point unscrupulous European importers certify them as clean and as having come from a neighboring nation. The diamonds are valuable to the laborers because they represent the possibility of a new life far away, reunited with their families. When Harewood’s Captain Poison catches a worker surreptitiously tucking a gem from the river into his mouth, he demands its return, and then shoots the man in the heart. A bit later, when Vandy pulls a pink rock the size of a bird’s egg from the water, he’s careful to avoid detection. Wrapping the rock in a piece of cloth, he buries it seconds before government forces storm the facility and throw him into prison. Word about the miracle rock gets out while Vandy is in jail. The fellow prisoner who’s most interested in hearing about it is a South African smuggler played by Leonardo DiCaprio, who looks like his own buff older brother — the actor has undergone a remarkable physical transformation in the brief period since Gangs of New York and Catch Me If You Can. Danny Archer is a former soldier of fortune from Zimbabwe who still refers to the country as Rhodesia. The stone is valuable to Archer because it represents his ticket out of the cycle of violence that has defined his life

since he was a boy, when rebels raped his mother and murdered his father. Once he’s released, he uses his connections to spring Vandy, then makes him an offer that in the end proves impossible to refuse: In exchange for the diamond, Archer will help him track down his son and reunite with the rest of his family. What begins as an uneasy alliance develops — predictably but nonetheless compellingly — into friendship. Of course, the process requires nearly two and a half hours to play out, and at various points seems doomed to certain failure. DiCaprio’s character is charming, resourceful and good with a gun, but does not immediately inspire trust. Hounsou goes along with him because he has no choice. He assumes the white man means to rob him once he shows him where the diamond is buried. Jennifer Connelly costars as a veteran photojournalist whose fate becomes entwined with theirs. She and Archer connect on an almost primal level at once, and even she suspects that he does not intend to keep his end of the bargain. The rock has a special value to her as well. She wants to expose the diamond industry’s complicity in the conflict-stone problem, and sees Archer as her key to the names and bank account numbers that will give her story credibility and clout. Yes, in Blood Diamond everyone is using everyone else. This is Africa, after all — Africa in the midst of civil war and a degree of violent chaos that approaches the surreal. The wonderful thing about Charles Leavitt’s screenplay is the fullness of its vision. Hollywood rarely turns out large-canvas productions that perform this well on this many levels. It’s all here: political message, history lesson, war story, romance, friendship, sacrifice, cynicism and nobility. The least human of his characters reveal themselves in moments of unexpected humanity. At one point, for example, Captain Poison confides to Vandy the reason he, too, wants the stone. “You think I am a devil, but only because I have lived in hell. I want out.” The characters played by Hounsou, DiCaprio and Connelly are drawn with even finer depth and detail, and their performances do justice to the writing and the subject matter. For Zwick, the picture represents a return to form following the overly melodramatic, Eurocentric misstep that was The Last Samurai. Briskly paced, beautifully shot, and by turns shocking and touching, Blood Diamond is a film as rare as the gem at the heart of its story. Few are this close to flawless. m

THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS: Gabriele Muccino directs this rags-to-riches saga about a father’s struggle to provide for his young son. Starring Will Smith and his real-life son Jaden. (117 min, PG-13) WE ARE MARSHALL: In this sports drama based on a true story, Matthew McConaughey plays a coach who helps a West Virginia town heal and rebuild its football heritage after a plane crash kills the local college team. (127 min, PG)

SHORTS APOCALYPTOHHH1/2 Mel Gibson directs this English-free action-adventure set against the backdrop of the fall of the Mayan civilization. (139 min, R) BABELHHH1/2 From 21 Grams-director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu comes this meditation on the invisible connections between people and the way a tragedy can ripple from one side of the world to the other. Starring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Elle Fanning, Gael Garcia Bernal and Koji Yakusho. (142 min, R) BLOOD DIAMONDHHHH Leonardo DiCaprio and Djimon Hounsou are teamed in director Edward Zwick’s adventure about an ex-mercenary and a fisherman in Africa who combine forces to locate a priceless pink gem. Jennifer Connelly costars. (143 min, R) BORATHHH Brit wit Sacha Baron Cohen brings one of his characters from HBO’s “Da Ali G Show” to the big screen. Kazakhi journalist Borat Sagdiyev crosses the U.S. making a documentary and exposing prejudices and hypocrisies along the way. Pamela Anderson costars. Larry Charles directs. (82 min, R) CASINO ROYALEHHHH Director Martin Campbell hits the restart button on the franchise, and returns the world’s most famous spy to his roots as a raw recruit on the M16 team. Daniel Craig makes his debut in the role. Judi Dench, Jeffrey

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Tanzanian Nightmare planes land at the town’s tiny airstrip to carry away the expensive filets that no locals could possibly afford. Instead, they dine on the outdoor pile of discarded fish heads crawling with maggots. Lured by the relatively good wages of the fishing industry, farmers give up their ravaged land and move to squalid migrant camps on the outskirts of town. There, they court death by having sex with destitute widows who were forced into prostitution when their husbands succumbed to what everyone calls “the virus.” The AIDS epidemic does not deter a priest from telling his congregation to forego condoms because “sex is a sin.” Orphans sleep in the streets. They sniff the fumes of melted-down plastic fish packaging to temporarily mask their hunger and fight for scraps of food. And did I mention that those who eke out a living on Lake Victoria also must contend with ravenous crocodiles, the only creature impervious to Nile perch? As he wades through so much manmade misery, Sauper’s overarching quest is to discover what those gigantic aircraft are bringing back on the return trip. He asks this question of many people, including the Russian and Ukrainian pilots. When the answer finally comes, it’s a shock but not a surprise: weapons for the continent’s bloody civil conflicts. A night watchman, armed only with a bow and a few poison-tipped arrows, has been guarding the National Fish

Institute ever since his predecessor was killed on the job. A war in Tanzania would be good for him, he acknowledges, because soldiers earn more than civilians. A visiting European Union delegation somehow manages to ignore the myriad horrors. They pronounce the infrastructure “in good shape,” despite a drought that puts 2 million Tanzanians in danger of starvation. Even without famine, half of the country’s 34 million inhabitants subsist on less than $1 a day. Don’t worry. Be happy. Darwin’s Nightmare, screening Saturday and Sunday at 4 p.m., is the last selection in the Can’t Wait ’til March Series, heralding winter 2007’s Green Mountain Film Festival. Mark your calendars: Bridge to Terabithia, adapted from the 1978 Newbery Award-winning children’s book by Katherine Paterson of Barre,

opens nationwide on February 16. The Walt Disney Pictures release is not likely to raise as much of a ruckus as the printed page has over the years. Between 1990 and 2000, the Vermont author’s tome ranked ninth on the American Library Association’s list of 100 most frequently challenged books. Paragons of virtue objected to Terabithia’s supposedly anti-Christian story about two fifth-graders who create an imaginary kingdom populated by magical beings in the woods. “The controversy was so out of whack,” suggests Paterson, who trained as a missionary and is married to a Presbyterian pastor. “There are some people that don’t know how to read a novel.” More recently, British wizards and other literary flights of fancy may have distracted those self-appointed censors. “Good for Harry Potter,” says Paterson. “I’m grateful to him.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST: This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

The poltergeist noise in the attic was a WEIRD PHENOMENA. You’re pooped, so why not just LAY DOWN and take a load off. Mario’s accent reveals the COUNTRY FROM WHENCE he came. Seeing a photo of Mt. Rainier is DIFFERENT THAN being there. Trust me, THERE IS NO DATA to support your argument. My aunt RESENTED ME hanging out with kids from the slums. Bob said that IF HE WAS president, we wouldn’t be in this mess. The movie rental place stayed open FROM 8 AM - 10 PM. Nana’s dance repertoire IS COMPRISED OF the hora and the hustle. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: EASY OR HARD. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: It’s a pop quiz from English class.

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t’s all about the delicate balance. Every living thing, plus many an inanimate object, has a place and a purpose. As witnessed in Darwin’s Nightmare, the disruption of any one entity can spark a chain of unforeseen events that threatens entire societies. The unflinching documentary, on tap this weekend at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier, demonstrates that survival of the fittest is not a pretty sight. Austrian filmmaker Hubert Sauper’s exposé reveals Hell on Earth — otherwise known as Mwanza, a town on the shores of Lake Victoria in northern Tanzania. Applying an almost cinemaverité visual style to investigative journalism, he unveils the destruction of both an ecosystem and an ancient human culture. The trouble began when a few Nile perch were tossed into those African waters as an experiment during the 1960s. The gigantic fish reproduced at an alarming rate, and all the native species began to disappear. Meanwhile, families that once depended on the lake’s diverse bounty found their lives turned upside down. The Nile perch, much prized by gourmands in Europe and Japan, have become the region’s major export. The film shows poorly paid workers processing and packing the fish at a plant, where a mechanical singing bass on the manager’s office wall belts out “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” Globalization exacts a terrible toll in Mwanza. Huge Soviet-made cargo

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Wright and Eva Green costar. (144 min, PG-13) DECK THE HALLS�1/2 Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are paired in this holiday comedy about two neighbors who continuously attempt to one-up each other to prove who rules the yule in their town. Kristin Davis costars. John Whitesell directs. (95 min, PG) DEJA VU��� Denzel Washington plays an ATF agent guided through a crime investigation by mysterious messages from the past in this supernatural-action adventure from Crimson Tide director Tony Scott. With Jim Caviezel, Val Kilmer and Bruce Greenwood. (128 min, PG-13) DIXIE CHICKS: SHUT UP AND SING�� �� This documentary chronicles the fate of the country music trio since 2003, when lead-singer Natalie Maines made Bush-bashing remarks at a concert in London. (99 min, R) FAST FOOD NATION��� Richard (Waking Life) Linklater combines forces with Eric Schlosser, author of The New York Times bestseller, to turn the nonfiction work into a dramatic feature focused on the lives behind the book’s facts and figures. Starring Ethan Hawke, Luis Guzman, Greg Kinnear and Kris Kristofferson. (106 min, R) FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION���1/2 From Christopher Guest, the mind behind such satirical ensemble gems as Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show, comes this comic look at Hollywood awards hysteria. The cast includes Eugene Levy, Catherine O’Hara, Harry Shearer, Fred Willard and Parker Posey. (86 min, PG-13) FUR: AN IMAGINARY PORTRAIT OF DIANE ARBUS��1/2 Nicole Kidman stars in Steven Shainberg’s fictionalized account of the events that made Arbus one of the most distinctive talents in the history of photography. Costarring Robert Downey. (120 min, R) HAPPY FEET���� After Mad Max, The Road Warrior and Thunderdome, the obvious next step for director George Miller: an animated, all-penguin musical, of course. Elijah Wood, Robin Williams and Nicole Kidman lend their voices to the story of a misfit bird who learns to

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embrace the qualities that make him different. (108 min, PG) MARIE ANTOINETTE���1/2 Kirsten Dunst stars in Sofia Coppola’s follow-up to Lost in Translation, a revisionist look at the teen queen’s life with a rocking 1980s soundtrack. Costarring Jason Schwartzman, Rip Torn, Judy Davis and Molly Shannon. (123 min, PG-13) SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE�� Tim Allen stars in this sequel concerning an attempt by Jack Frost (Martin Short) to take over the big guy’s holiday. Costarring Ann-Margret and Alan Arkin. Directed by Michael Lembeck. (92 min, G) STRANGER THAN FICTION���� Adaptation meets The Truman Show in this surreal laugher from Marc Forster. Will Ferrell plays an IRS employee who discovers that he is actually a character in a novel and, even more unsettling, one not meant to survive to the last page. With Emma Thompson and Dustin Hoffman. (113 min, PG-13) THE HOLIDAY��1/2 From director Nancy Meyers comes the saga of two women from different countries who are having guy troubles, decide to switch houses, and meet the men of their dreams. Starring Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law and Jack Black. Yes, I said Jack Black. (120 min, PG-13) THE NATIVITY STORY��1/2 Catherine (Thirteen) Hardwicke directs this retelling of the story of Joseph, Mary and the birth of Jesus. Starring Keisha Castle-Hughes, Oscar Isaac and Alexander Siddig. (100 min, PG) THE QUEEN����1/2 Helen Mirren stars in this look behind the scenes at the life of Elizabeth II and her relationships with, among others, Tony Blair and the late Princess Diana. With Michael Sheen, James Cromwell and Sylvia Syms. Stephen Frears directs. (103 min, PG-13) TURISTAS�� Melissa George and Josh Duhamel are paired in director John (Blue Crush) Stockwell’s grisly gore-a-thon about young Americans who get away from it all in Brazil, where they find themselves victims of psychos. With Olivia Wilde and Beau Garrett. (89 min, R)

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UNACCOMPANIED MINORS�� Dyllan Christopher and Wilmer Valderrama head an ensemble cast in Paul Feig’s holiday comedy about young people stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport during Christmas time. (89 min, PG) VAN WILDER 2: THE RISE OF THE TAJ� Kal Penn stars in this campus-comedy about an American who travels to England to teach stuffy Oxford students how to party. Holly Davidson and Daniel Percival costar. Mort Nathan directs. (95 min, R)

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BARNYARD: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMALS�� Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Earthquake and Danny Glover are among the voice cast in Steve Oedekerk’s animated comedy about a group of animals that go a little too wild when their owner leaves town on a trip. (90 min, PG) HOUSE OF SAND���1/2 Fernanda Montenegro and Fernanda Torres are paired in Andrucha Waddington’s drama exploring the relationship between a mother and daughter living in isolation in Brazil. (103 min, R) TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY���� Will Ferrell plays a race-car driver who’s a little on the slow side in this laugher from Adam (Anchorman) McKay. With John C. Reilly, Amy Adams and Gary Cole. (110 min, PG) THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA��� Meryl Streep plays a high-powered, hot-tempered fashion mag editor in the bigscreen version of Lauren Weisberger’s bestselling novel. Costarring Anne Hathaway, Simon Baker and Stanley Tucci. David Frankel directs. (106 min, PG-13) WORLD TRADE CENTER���1/2 Oliver Stone chronicles the true story of two Port Authority police officers who were trapped in the rubble of the twin towers on September 11. Starring Nicolas Cage, Michael Pena, Maria Bello and Patti D’Arbanville. (125 min, PG-13) �

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BIG PICTURE THEATER

7:15. Turistas 1:10, 9:45. Borat 7:20, 9:40.

wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Casino Royale 5, 8. Fast Food Nation 4, 6, 8.

friday 15 — thursday 21 *Charlotte’s Web 12:15, 1, 2:30, 3:30, 4:45, 6:10, 7, 8:30. *Eragon 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:15, 9:35. *The Pursuit of Happyness 1:10, 3:45, 7:10, 9:45. *We Are Marshall 6:45 (Sat only). The Holiday 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. Apocalypto 12:30, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30. Blood Diamond 12:15, 3:15, 6:20, 9:25. Casino Royale 12:25, 3:25, 6:30, 9:30. Happy Feet 12:50, 3:50, 6:55. Stranger Than Fiction 9:40. Unaccompanied Minors 1:20, 4. Deja Vu 6:45 (except Sat), 9:40. Borat 9:45.

Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

friday 15 — thursday 21 *Amitié 2 (Sun), 9 (Sat). Casino Royale 5, 8. Rare Disney Shorts 4 (except Sat), 6 (except Sat & Sun), 8 (except Sun). Closed Monday & Tuesday.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Casino Royale 6:40. The Nativity Story 7. Deck the Halls 6:50. Happy Feet 6:30. friday 15 — thursday 21 *Eragon 1:20 & 3:50 (Fri-Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). *Charlotte’s Web 1 & 3:30 (Fri-Sun), 6:30, 8:30 (Fri & Sat). *Rocky Balboa 1:30 & 4 (Fri-Sun), 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat). Casino Royale 6:40, 9 (Fri & Sat). Happy Feet 1:10 & 3:40 (Fri-Sun), 6:50, 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Deck the Halls 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun).

Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA

friday 15 — thursday 21 *Charlotte’s Web 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. *Eragon 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:40. *The Pursuit of Happyness 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Apocalypto 12:45, 3:45, 6:40, 9:30. Casino Royale 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. Happy Feet 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:35. The Holiday 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:40. Unaccompanied Minors 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:20.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 The Holiday 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. Apocalypto 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:35. Blood Diamond 12:15, 3:15, 6:20, 9:25. Unaccompanied Minors 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7:10, 9:15. Casino Royale 12:20, 3:25, 6:30, 9:30. Happy Feet 1, 2:15, 3:45, 4:45, 7, 9:30. Deja Vu 12:30, 3:35, 6:45, 9:40. The Nativity Story 1:05, 4:05. Stranger Than Fiction 6:55, 9:20. Deck the Halls 4,

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wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Casino Royale 7:30. The Queen 2x4-mexicali100406.indd 7:30. Happy Feet 7:30. Borat 7:30. friday 15 — thursday 21 Eragon 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:45 (Fri & Sat) 7:30 (Sun-Thu), 9:10 (Fri & Sat). The Pursuit of Happyness 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Casino Royale 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

friday 15 — thursday 21 *Rocky Balboa (starts Wed) 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. The Holiday 1, 4, 6:45, 9:30. Casino Royale 12:55, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20. The Queen 1:20, 3:30, 7, 9:15. Blood Diamond 12:50, 3:40, 6:25, 9:25. For Your Consideration 1:05 (Fri-Tue), 1:30 (Wed & Thu), 3:05 (Fri-Tue), 4:20 (Wed & Thu), 7:10 (Fri-Tue), 7:20 (Wed & Thu), 9:10. Borat (ends Tue) 3:10, 9:35. Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing (ends Tue) 1:10, 5, 7:05.

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PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus 3:50, 6:50. Blood Diamond 10:30 (Thu), 12:30 (except Thu), 1 (Thu), 3:35, 6:35, 9:35. Unaccompanied Minors 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7, 9:15. Babel 3:45, 6:40, 9:30. Casino Royale 12:25, 3:25, 6:30, 9:30. Bobby 12:50, 9:20. Deja Vu 12:40, 3:40, 6:45, 9:35. Borat 4:40, 7:10, 9:15. Happy Feet 10:30 (Thu), 12:10, 1:30, 2:30, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25.

Schedules for the following theaters were not available at press time. CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

Call us at 879-9492 for details!

28 Walnut St.• Maple Tree Place (Next to Majestic Theatre) • Willison • 879-9492

wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Blood Diamond 12:50, 3:40, 6:25, 9:25. Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. Casino Royale 12:55, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20. The Queen 1:20, 3:30, 7, 9:15. For Your Consideration 1:05, 3:05, 7:10. The Holiday 1, 4, 6:45, 9:30. Borat 5:05, 9:10.

Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

Every day is a party at Mexicali. Come join us.

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104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 13 — thursday 14 Casino Royale 6:45. Happy Feet 6. The Nativity Story 7:45. Santa Clause 3 6:30. Deck the Halls 8:45.

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here’s a whole lot of farmin’ goin’ on in Addison County. In Leicester, Blue Ledge Farms produces several kinds of gourmet goat cheese. Ben Gleason of Gleason Grains grows and mills wheat in Bridport. And at Misty Knoll Farms in New Haven, Rob Litch raises his famous, all-natural birds. But a rabbit farm? The folks at a bowling alley in Fair Haven chuckle at the thought — they’ve never heard of such a thing. Luckily a neighbor on Route 22A in West Haven is able to point out Champlain Valley Rabbitry, where owners Langis and Lisa Anctil have been raising restaurant-bound bunnies for the past two years. The Anctils got their first rabbits in 2000. “We were raising a few to eat,� says Langis, “and we couldn’t find any processors or any place to sell ’em.� But food trends change quickly. By 2004, plenty of places were interested in carrying the lean white meat, which is low in calories, fat and cholesterol. The new market for rabbit wasn’t the Anctils’ only impetus, though. A financial shake-up at Vermont Tubbs Furniture in Brandon, where Langis worked for seven years, caused him to think harder about what he wanted to do with this life. “At some point,� he says, “you’ve gotta decide: do I want to . . . become self-sufficient?� Lisa, who also worked at Tubbs, is glad she gets to spend more time at home these days. “You pay beaucoup money to own it.

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This way you actually get to see it,� she says of the couple’s 25-acre spread. The Anctils moved to Vermont from the Boston suburbs 16 years ago, after they visited friends here and realized they didn’t want to leave. Pulling into the driveway, you can’t miss a row of tagged deer heads attached to a post outside the barn and a few pet rabbits hopping around on the lawn; one plays hide and seek behind a tractor. A flock of young goats butts heads and bounces around in a grassy paddock.

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rink in MontrĂŠal and you sip among the immortals. We natives have spent generations cultivating our city’s reputation: Sin City. Havana North. A perpetual Mardi Gras. We love our bars. They’re where we meet after work, where we fall in love, feud with friends, and conduct pub crawls — a pastime many locals consider a rite to be repeated every weekend. In MontrĂŠal, where the legal drinking age is 18, the philosophy is that those who drink early drink more responsibly later in life. Who’s arguing? MontrĂŠal drinking is the stuff of legends. Rat packers Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis and Dean Martin — until he was run out of town for impregnating a young fan — saw the bottom of a lot of MontrĂŠal verres sterilisĂŠes. Silver-screen star Veronica Lake drank herself to death here in 1973, leading her lover to sneak her dead body over the border in a gold station wagon. She was pronounced dead in the much more wholesome and bucolic city of Montpelier, Vermont. My favorite local drinking tale, though, is from 1952, when Welsh poet and fall-down-drunk Dylan Thomas — whose final words were “I’ve had 18 straight whiskies. I think that’s the recordâ€? — frequented a watering hole near McGill

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never visit anything like this wood-paneled bar, where aspiring, no-name songsters dream big on a small stage. Gino does the musical accompaniment; Christian slings the beer, and owner Mario is never far from the action. They’ve all been there approximately forever. You might cringe at the idea of drinking with the working class in one of the city’s poorer areas, especially when they haul out the mini putt or BAR CHEz fRANCOISE

beanbag toss on Sunday afternoons. But you’ll depart with insight into another world — one where the stars in the local firmament burn less brightly but no less warmly. You’ll leave knowing you’ve visited the sort of place most MontrÊalers never even think of wandering into. And, heck, if any of the singers hits it big like Celine Dion, you’ll be the first to say that you saw him or her in a crowd of 20. Barmacie Baldwin 115 Laurier West Before they were swallowed up by the oppressively generic chains, tiny mom-and-pop pharmacies were all over MontrÊal; they’d diagnose you by eye and slip you a cure, prescription be damned. Alexandre Baldwin’s granny owned such a place at St. Viateur and the Main (which has since become CafÊ Esperanza, full of hippie Plateaunik socially conscious do-gooders). BARmACIE BALdWIN

University. Thomas crowned a student who was drinking with him one night as an upcoming great. The student’s poetic glory was confined to that evening. He quit poetry soon after. Or so the story goes. But enough rambling contextualization. Here are some off-the-beaten-path drinking joints for your next tippling session in our great island city on the St. Lawrence. Bar Chez Françoise 3875 St. Catherine East Tourists zip up here hoping to see some unique French-Canadian culture and often leave frustrated when they barely get a chance to parlez-vous or to see anything truly different or authentic. The best cure for touristic superficialitis is to get really drunk down at the Chez Françoise, a cozy neighborhood bar in the city’s east end. Many describe it as kĂŠtaine — French for tacky. I prefer to call it unpretentious. Many of us university-educated, chattering-class types might

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Watching his granny distribute drugs inspired in young Alex the dream of becoming a barman. Not sure how that works exactly, but 18 months ago he took off with another staffer from the Whiskey CafĂŠ to launch his own gin joint. He now peddles booze at a place that salutes the family pharmacy tradition with award-winning dĂŠcor souped up with serious medicinal motifs, including drinks served in medicine vials. The split-level layout and sunken dance floor offer some temporarily disorienting sight lines.

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trons in the distance might be dwarves. The crowd is eclectic and trendy, but on most nights dwarves aren’t in great numbers among the clientele. Momesso’s 62 Upper Lachine Road In Montréal, hockey and alcohol are two great traditions. When the two bisect, it’s instant cultural orgasm. This city has always had at least a joint or two owned by a high-profile puck pusher, at least since the days when hardnosed enforcer Jimmy Orlando ran a nightclub favored by mobsters. The Toe Blake Tavern featured old guys falling asleep in their beers while Henri “The Pocket Rocket” Richard’s tavern on Park Avenue fed twenties into that bulging pocket. When Shayne Corson skated for the team, he had a drinking place downtown. Current Hab Sheldon Souray also owns a place out in the sticks. But the grassroots hockey joint of choice is Momesso’s, where you can also find legendary sausage sandwiches and espresso that tastes as if it dripped from heaven. This basement joint in Lower NDG existed long before Sergio Momesso — son of the owner — hauled a Stanley Cup with the Habs. A bunch of faded photos of the bad-boy, cup-winning team of 1993 sit at the door. Sergio himself has opened another franchise out in the West Island. Brasserie Capri 2174 St. Patrick Montréal’s first Irish settlers had a hell of a rough time. Scores died of disease on the way over, and many of those who did make it worked hard and drank even harder. Their turf in Point St. Charles BRASSERIE CAPRI

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The last great out-of-control bar, the Do Drop Inn, was plagued with violence before it closed a year ago. The only nearby survivor, the Bar St. Charles, sits dramatically in an industrial setting beneath overhead highways, but the smoking ban has so devastated business that owner Helene — a veteran of 30 years in Point St. Charles bars — now tries to sell the place to the few customers who still walk through the door. The over-hyped Magnan’s, also in the Point, has betrayed its mandate by going upscale. Sticker shock always kills a good beer buzz. What’s left? The last best joint in the Point for catching some of the original iconic Point St. Charles drinking culture is the Capri. It’s not much to look at, but it’s where all of the most colorful local Irish storytellers spend their days congregating and chattering. Get friendly with one of these people and you’ll know the city better than do most Montréalers. The Royal Canadian Legion 4 de Maisonneuve Montréal has a half-dozen military drinking establishments, which are like war museums with warm beer. They’re more dusty than trendy, but anyone who wants to cross paths with Canada’s warriors should drop in. Most Montréal legions have waived their members-only policy or are prepared to ignore it. Les Princesses 4970 Hochelaga Montréal went through a cringe-worthy bar trend during the last recession, when many owners transformed their empty buildings into watering holes where customers were served by waitresses in the nude. At least the sexy serveuse fad was better than the one that followed: bikers burning down any bar in which they weren’t allowed to sell drugs. Naked women still carry trays at this trucker joint in the industrial east. To their credit, they conduct their insane task with surprising dignity, except for that time, of course, when a few were busted for sitting around outside in the buff. Do Ré Mi Dance Hall 0 Bélanger E. This joint serves up all the ballroom dancing you can handle without that pesky too-young demographic that bums out many a bar goer. In fact, many people will feel like spring chickens in this place, as seniors come out in great numbers to prove that they can still move. No doubt an excellent spot for finding that sugar daddy you’ve craved for so long. Bingo also available downstairs. >

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Farms Beef in Rutland. Since then, the Anctils have had a hard time finding a plant that will process the meat affordably, so they’re phasing them out. The ever-increasing demand for rabbits has begun to make up for that financial loss. The farm’s own processing area is fine for rabbits and poultry — including the three-dozen free-range turkeys the Anctils sell at Thanksgiving. But USDA regulations preclude their handling larger animals unless they vend the meat directly to customers at the farm. In any case, says Langis, “I never dress the goats — I wouldn’t want to. They have too much character.” He doesn’t feel the same way about the rabbits. “They’re

rich confit by simmering rabbit legs in duck fat. An entrée last season featured CVR rabbit served with bacon, polenta croutons, whole-grain mustard and local mushrooms. The Anctils also sell their rabbits to other high-end local restaurants, including the Kitchen Table Bistro in Richmond, Hen of the Wood in Waterbury, Elements in St. Johnsbury and Café Shelburne. The rabbit shows up in handmade ravioli, atop mesclun salads, and in savory stews. Lisa tends toward simpler preparations at home. She likes to throw a rabbit in the slow cooker with salt pork and some onions, and leave it all day. Everybody who’s tried this method loves it, she says. To make another easy

The animals only live in these cages for eight to 10 weeks. By that time they’re big enough to be eaten. A few escape that fate: The best male breeding bucks and female does are kept around for several years, and sometimes end up as household pets when they’re too old to work. One such stud, the farm’s gray chinchilla male, has left his mark on every rabbit in the barn that is not pure white with red eyes. The Anctils’ animal farm used to be even more diversified. They raised 400 goats a year for meat until last summer, when a fire closed the outfit that slaughtered the animals — Fresh

all the same,” he says, “— bottom of the food chain.” That he keeps a few rabbits as pets doesn’t mean he becomes attached to all of them. He holds to the farmer’s adage: “You don’t pet the product and you don’t eat the pets.” Every Monday and Tuesday, Langis and Lisa work together to slaughter and dress about 150 of their New Zealand White rabbits. At any given time, the barn holds around 600. After processing, the rabbits weigh between 2 and 5 pounds. They’re sold whole, for between $4.95 and $5.25 per pound, and classified the way chickens are: Small rabbits are called “fryers,” while big ones are referred to as “roasters.” Lisa says she’s amazed by the elaborate preparations chefs concoct for the animals. When the Inn at Shelburne Farms is open, the restaurant buys 20 to 30 rabbits each week. Chef Rick Gencarelli sometimes makes a

supper, she dices up the rabbit meat and fries it with onions, celery and salt pork, then adds some milk and serves it over rice. Even though Lisa cooks rabbit at least once a week, she’s never tried any rabbit organs. “I like a lot of foods,” she says, “but there are kinds of food I just won’t eat — sorry!” Langis, on the other hand, reports that rabbit livers are great. “Rabbit liver is supposed to be the most delicate kind of liver,” he says. “One chef we sell to takes ’em home to eat himself.” In her award-winning cookbook, All About Braising, Williston-based Molly Stevens explains how to prepare rabbit liver and kidneys along with a useful lesson on cutting up the animal. One easy way to get acquainted with rabbit cookery is to substitute it for poultry. Like alligator, frog legs and other unusual meats, it tastes a lot like chicken. >

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front of the cages is fully stocked with pellets of rabbit food. “Rabbits will eat all day long,” says Langis. “That’s all they do.” He adds, “They have it better than we do. I wish somebody would just put food and water in front of me 24 hours a day.” The number of rabbits in each cage depends on the size of the animals. Older and larger rabbits are housed in pairs to one side. On the other side, babies smaller than the palm of your hand cluster around their mothers and climb on each other. Pregnant female rabbits produce an average of 10 “kits” after a 32-day gestation period. Each rabbit has enough space to lie down and move around a bit, but not enough room to do much more.

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New ’Cue Burlington’s Brazilian-style barbecue place is being replaced by one that serves U.S.-style pulled pork, pit-roasted chicken and collard greens. Big Fatty’s BBQ, a branch of Maple Street Catering of Hartford, Vermont, is scheduled to open March 1 in the Main Street space currently occupied by Souza’s restaurant. Chef-owner Kelly Dietrich says Souza’s will stay open through the end of the year. Beginning in January, he plans to “transition� to a larger, more centrally located Burlington building. Since CLAy VAGNiNi he hasn’t yet finalized the lease, he won’t disclose the exact coordinates. Dietrich didn’t plan to move — he claims that a dispute over the rent pushed him out. “I was under the assumption that we would re-negotiate the lease,� he says, “but the landlord doubled the rent. I told her I was absolutely unable to do that.� Though he’s sad to vacate the kitchen he’s occupied for 10 years — he ran his kids’ cooking academy there before opening Souza’s — he says, “things happen for a reason; I believe in that.� Clay Vagnini, Big Fatty’s pitmaster and husband of Maple Street Catering proprietor Bethany Lewis, might feel the same way about his opportunity to get Queen City residents hooked on “real Southern barbecue.� After the success of Big Fatty’s in Hartford, he set his sights on Burlington. He says the Main Street space is one he’s “lusted after for a long time.� For Vagnini, barbecue began as a hobby that became “an avocation.� He’s been cooking ’cue for 50 years, ever since he was a youngster in Florida. Some are willing to duel to the death over which state has the best barbecue, but Vagnini doesn’t play favorites. He says he employs whatever technique makes the food taste best. His pulled pork is Carolina, the ribs Kentucky-Georgia style, and the brisket pure Texas. He also serves up sides such as old-school-style hushpuppies. The cornbread’s made with real corn. Vagnini, who’s not yet sure what kind of hours Big Fatty’s will keep, plans to have a bunch of microbrews on tap and to feature blues bands on Friday and Saturday nights. “Nothing goes better with barbecue than blues,� he says. But his main goal is clear from the Big Fatty’s slogan. Vagnini wants you to “put some South in your mouth.�

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Christmas came early for Burlington’s twee-pop darlings The Smittens. Last Wednesday, the band was stunned to see the video for their song “My Favorite Dream” prominently plastered on the front page of MySpace.com. By the end of the day, the clip had amassed some 80,000 views, and hundreds of comments. Not all of those who watched the video were, um, smitten. “I think we pissed off some jocks,” says singer-guitarist Colin Clary. “A lot of the comments were from people we might not have gotten along with in high school.” Good thing you can’t get a swirlie online. Anyone familiar with Internet conversation can attest to its vitriolic nature, to say nothing of the utter disregard for grammar. The Smittens garnered comments ranging from the relatively innocuous “This is beyond stupid,” to the more accusatory “That was gay,” posted by a dude named Tank in a “Punisher” T-shirt. But Clary is taking it all in stride. “It’s definitely more listens to one of our songs than we’ve ever had in a single day,” he says. “It means that 80,000 people at least registered our name. I’ve worked out the promotional value mathematically — each view cost approximately one half of a penny of the budget of the video.” Talk about cost-effective. But does anyone know how the clip got chosen in the first place? “As of right now, we have no idea,” Clary relates. He contacted the band’s label, Happy Happy Birthday to Me, to see if it was part of a publicity campaign, but they claimed no involvement. MySpace recently kicked into high gear to advertise its expanding video content. Seems the company, which is owned by Fox chief Rupert Murdoch, wants to compete with the ever-popular YouTube for web-addicted eyeballs. That might be a tall order. Still, the site is savvy enough to include a daily “Spotlight on Indie Videos,” which is where The Smittens’ tune turned up. MySpace no doubt has a fleet of young interns who trawl the site for suitable videos to highlight. Maybe that’s how Clary and co. got chosen. Of course, it could be just the opening volley in a twee revolution. Either way, the video is really fun, especially if you like zombies. Have I revealed too much? See for yourself at www.MySpace. com/theSmittens.

A FIGHT TO THE FINISH Anyone who thinks stand-up comedy is easy is clearly deranged. Trust me: I gave it a shot a few weeks ago, at the tryouts for the Higher Ground Comedy Battle #3. Although I didn’t completely suck, I failed to make the cut. My growing fan base thinks I was robbed, but I’m taking it pretty well. Most nights I manage not to wake up crying. I

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They’ve been described as Spike Jones and Tom Waits sitting in with an Eastern European klezmer band. I’ve heard selections from their album, Alice, and have to say that representation is pretty accurate. Their song “Alice on Crack” is positively arresting, with queasy piano lurches and percussion that swings like a carnie in a drunken brawl. Capitol City dwellers won’t want to miss this show. And if you get lucky, maybe they’ll even kidnap you! CIRKESTRA just shake uncontrollably. Those who bested me will wrangle at the final contest, which takes place at the HG Ballroom on Sunday, December 17. Comedians include Chad Peters, Mike Thomas, Matty Brothers, Oliver Barkley, T.J. Lippie, Wendy Whaples Scully, Tracie Spencer, Alex Nief, Rohit Kohli, Kevin Colacchio, SMITTENS Frank Ames, Joy Kipp, Paul Cook and returning champ Mike Robideau. That’s a lot of folks for me to heckle! A few of the performers are still in high school, which makes me feel that much more ashamed. Maybe I’ll become a teacher so I can exact my revenge. Host Lee Seelig says I ought to give it another go when the Comedy Open Mikes start up again next year. “You should come down, get more stage time, and work on your act,” he tells me. “You got potential.” Maybe, but I won’t be quitting my day job.

PITCHING A TENT Like many kids, I once had fantasies of joining the circus. I liked the fortune-tellers, freaks and high-wire acts, but the music was best of all. Maybe I’ll run away to Montpelier, where Big Top troupe Cirkestra performs on Tuesday, December 19, at the Langdon St. Café. The group features members of Cirkus Smirkus, the Bindlestiff Family, Big Apple Circus and the Ringling Bros., so you know they’ve got the goods. Cirkestra came together in Boston but honed their sound with small-town gigs across the country. According to their bio, the band excels at “the creepy, minor-key circus waltz.” My favorite!

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It’s a big week for reggae in Vermont, with three shows that might just take your mind off the increasingly cold weather. First up is dancehall heavyweight Sizzla, who visits the Rusty Nail in Stowe on Thursday, December 14. Also on the bill are Sista Joyce and Jah Lock Zebulun. Sizzla has faced a good deal of criticism in recent years for his anti-homosexual lyrics, which are often difficult to decipher due to his thick Jamaican patois. He was actually forced to cancel an entire European tour due to protests from gay-rights organizations, but refuses to concede his position. A strict Rastafarian, Sizzla believes he’s on God’s side on this particular issue. Maybe he should book a tour with deposed Senator Rick Santorum, who’ll soon need a new venue for his bigotry. If, like me, you find all forms of homophobia reprehensible, you’ll probably skip it. Besides, you can still catch Sista Joyce’s show at Positive Pie 2 in Montpelier the following night with The Irie Ites and Itz Evolving. The Irie Ites feature members of Vermont reggae legends Lambsbread and the Channel Two Dub Band. Itz Evolving are an “East-meets-West” act that performs on a variety of instruments including fiddle, banjo, cello and washboard. A portion of the group was invited onstage to perform with socially conscious crossover king Michael Franti at his recent Higher Ground appearance. On Sunday, December 17, Sista Joyce and Itz Evolving will entertain at the Big Picture Theater in Waitsfield. The show is a benefit for the nonprofit organization Rootswork, whose mission is to bring organic food options into local schools. Now that sounds like a decent cause.

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:: northern LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN (rock singer-songwriter), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. LAFFIN BONES (acoustic Grateful Dead covers), Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. SIZZLA, SISTA JOYCE, JAH LOCK ZEBULUN, Rusty Nail, 10:30 p.m. $25. TARYN NOELLE JAZZ DUO, Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. PRAY FOR SNOW PARTY WITH VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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venues 411 ROADHOUSE CHARLIE (vintage country, honky-tonk), Murray’s Tavern, 5 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. BUDDHA’S FOOD GROUP (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH STUR CRAZIE (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central ABBY JENNE BAND (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR, Langdon St. CafÊ, 6 p.m. Donations, followed by JAPHY RYDER (funk, jazz, jam), 9 p.m. Donations. THE KIND BUDS (acoustic Grateful Dead covers & originals), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. SISTA JOYCE, THE IRIE ITES, ITZ EVOLVING (reggae), Positive Pie 2, 10 p.m. $10. 18+. FRACTURED (rock), Gusto’s, 9:30 p.m. $3. DAVID MALLETT (folk singer-songwriter), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $18.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. LUCID (jam), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. BETH DUQUETTE, MITCH BARRON & RICHARD RUANE (eclectic original folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area DAVID EVAN (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC, followed by BANANA HANDS (rock), 10 p.m. NC. THE X-RAYS (rock), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

SMASHUP DERBY WITH DJ TRICKY PAT (mash-ups), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. THE DRAMAS (rock), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by MELVIN SPARKS BAND, ROKU (funk, soul, jazz), 10 p.m. $5. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LADIES’ NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (top 40, hip-hop, oldschool beats), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ROCKSTEADY WITH DJ ZEEJAY (hiphop classics), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. VT UNION PRESENTS: “THE SPOTâ€? (hip-hop DJs), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC, followed by DJ ANUBUS (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC. GWAR, THE RED CHORD, MUNICIPAL WASTE (metal), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $17/20. AA. ROCK 4 A CURE WITH THE GORDON STONE BAND, THE BREW, THE SCOTT TOURNET BAND (funkgrass, rock; Parkinson’s Disease Assn. benefit), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. $20. AA. INTERGALACTIC TAXI (hyperfused jazz), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. FTX (hip-hop), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. NIGHT TRAIN (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE DANCE PARTY, Banana Winds CafĂŠ, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Amigos Cantina, 4 Merchants Row, Middlebury, 388-3624. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls CafÊ, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain CafÊ, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds CafÊ & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Bangkok Bistro & Thai Steakhouse, 2403 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 985-5577. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & CafÊ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Star CafÊ, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. The Bobcat CafÊ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater CafÊ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind CafÊ, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury. 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets CafÊ, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times CafÊ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet CafÊ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. CafÊ, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

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Writing catchy songs and recording them well is Vermont singer-songwriter Aaron Flinn’s chief pursuit. His sixth full-length CD, Giving Up the Ghost, finds him further down the road to pop perfection. Although he’s a born performer, Flinn is perfectly at home in the studio, where his musical chops are met by well-honed production skills. His latest, recorded largely in his own house, showcases a seasoned musician who wants to get things just right. He pretty much does. Opener “Hole in the Sun” features deftly played guitars that intersect in arcs of shimmering tone. Instrumentally, Flinn resembles Michael Hedges and Adrian Belew at their most pop-oriented. Six-string aficionados will find plenty to dig here. The title track sets Flinn’s voluminous baritone vocals against a slice of rock noir. There’s a satisfying romanticism underneath the song’s cool exterior. “I hear the slow drip drip drip of a leaking dream / Stretched like a clothesline, rattled like a cage / Because my queen must have a kingdom, my queen must have a king,” he sings. Flinn’s ukelele rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” perplexed me until I read in the liner notes that it’s a tribute to the late Hawaiian performer Israel Kamakawiwo’ole. Now it makes more sense. “The Ground Is Giving Up” is another dedication, this time to “the people of New Orleans.” It’s hard not to be cynical about the umpteenth musical rally for the Big Easy, but Flinn displays some real emotion here. One of the coolest things about this record is that Flinn plays everything himself, from upright bass to lap steel. Musicians that go it alone without compromising quality always impress me. Flinn is a gifted songwriter, and stripped-down numbers such as “Watershed” highlight his abilities. The song makes excellent use of spare acoustic guitar and intimate vocals; the only weak element is a cheesysounding synth axe. Another fine cut is “Born a Man,” which takes its cues from Johnny Cash in both sound and narrative. “I was born in a bar fight, and at birth I killed a man / I was born running, always on the lam,” Flinn sings with a surly twang. It’s hard to say if this album will find an audience outside Vermont. But Flinn clearly enjoys his vocation, and Giving Up the Ghost proves that hard work is its own reward. CASEY REA

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Holiday songs are plentiful this time of year, as anyone attempting to shop without getting “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” stuck in their head can attest. Still, there’s a lot of timeless music associated with the season, and Vermont jazz pianist John Cassel performs some of it on his new disc, Christmas Music From the Trapp Family Lodge, Volume One. Cassel has been tickling the ivories for more than three decades, and, while his new effort won’t unseat Vince Guaraldi as the king of Yuletide piano, it makes for a fine listen. It’s always nice to hear a tradition-oriented Christmas album, especially in a day and age when pitchcorrected pop stars are further plasticizing an already commercial holiday. But maybe that’s just my inner Grinch talking. At any rate, Cassel should be commended for his choice in tunes. The CD opens with “It Came Upon a Midnight Clear,” which is elegantly voiced by the seasoned performer. The vibrant “Good King Wenceslas/Wassail Song” follows, its familiar melody missing only the sound of a crackling fireplace. I’m glad to report that my favorite Christmas number is among the chosen. There’s something about “O Holy Night” that puts a lump in my throat, and Cassel’s articulate take on the tune is no exception. On the other hand, I wouldn’t mind if I never heard “White Christmas” again. Still, Cassel turns in a respectable version. More intriguing is “A La Nanita Nana,” performed as a duet between Cassel and Maria von Trapp with arrangement assistance from fellow pianist Tom Cleary. “Jumpin’ Jinglin’ Reindeer Waltz” is an original composition that fits well with the rest of the selections. Jaunty and cheerful, it calls to mind playful snowball fights and the thrill of opening presents. Cassel’s rendition of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” is likewise spirited, with a slight swing that betrays his jazzy roots. The disc closes on a more reflective note, with “Greensleeves/What Child Is This?” Cassel’s lilting way with these timeworn melodies shows that he’s got a great feel for interpretation. The cynic in me wonders if the world could possibly need another Christmas album. But if it does, it might as well be this one. CASEY REA

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes in an on-campus musical review. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: Flute and reed blowers play a holiday concert at the Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3215. O’H ANLEIGH: The Celtic band presents festive holiday tunes at the Vermont Book Shop, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2061. HOLIDAY CONCERT: Seventh- and eighth-graders in band, guitar, choral and string ensembles perform seasonal faves. U-32 Middle School Auditorium, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0321.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘CATS’: Thespians slink, saunter and purr in Northern Stage’s rendition of Broadway’s longest-running musical. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $23-47. Info, 296-7000. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: Singers, dancers and actors celebrate the Winter Solstice with theatrical storytelling. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $13-16. Info, www. nightfires.org or 863-1024. ‘FLYING ON THE BRIGHT WINGS OF DESPAIR’: Burlington dramaturge Stephen Goldberg stages his new play about two lovers trying to cope with their delusions and passions. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-6648.

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film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Screenings celebrate snow-centric cinema; Between Earth and Sky follows a team of paragliders who fly from a 6000-meter Nepalese peak. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203. ‘JESUS CAMP’: This documentary about the U.S. Pentacostal movement shows children experiencing religious indoctrination at a Midwestern summer camp. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: The 26th anniversary of this holiday exhibit features silver-bedecked evergreens and a collection of Vermont-made bells. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 253-8358. PHOTOGRAPHY FORUM: Craig Line of Calais shows slides from his travels to South America, England, France, Italy, Belgium, Turkey and the former Soviet Union, and sales of his 2007 calendar support a community darkroom program. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Alistair MacLeod’s novel Island dip into Canada’s cultural diversity. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. ESSAY DISCUSSION: Art appreciators review Lawrence Weschler’s volume Everything That Rises. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. GALWAY KINNELL: The Pulitzer Prize-winning poet reads from his latest book, Strong Is Your Hold. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

talks JOHN ABRAMS: The Martha’s Vineyardbased author and architect suggests strategies for communities struggling with housing and development issues. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7173.

IMMIGRANT RIGHTS: Panelists from Vermont’s refugee advocacy organizations join supporters of migrant farm workers and Burlington city officials to craft a local response to U.S. immigration policy. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1686.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FIRST-TIME PARENTS: Moms and dads swap stories and play with their babies at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. STORY HOUR WITH SANTA: The North Pole resident shares tales with tots at Burlington Town Center, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2545.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marxminded activists strategize about how to resurrect the American Dream. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to answer the 24-hour hotline for the Women’s Rape Crisis Center and assist with fundraising and education efforts. Call for Burlington-area location, 7-8:30 p.m. Registration and info, 864-0555. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS: Economist Jeffrey Carr, a selectman for the town of Essex, considers how Vermont’s aging population will affect in-state health care, education and property taxes. Speeder & Earl’s, 412 Pine Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 657-0242. RIGHTS-BASED ORGANIZING: Concerned citizens question the effectiveness of the environmental regulatory system, and consider grassroots, democratic methods for opposing corporate-driven laws. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5636. NEIGHBORHOOD IMPROVEMENT NIGHT: Burlington Mayor Bob Kiss hosts a forum for Ward 1 residents on how the city budget works. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7178.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS’ NETWORK: Female executives conduct a mini tradeshow over lunch. Windjammer Conference Center, South Burlington, $19. Reservations and info, audryr@ adelphia.net or 363-9266. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: Silver jewelry, musical instruments and silk scarves are among the unusual offerings made in countries ranging from Bali to Egypt. Masonic Lodge, Waitsfield, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5500. RAW FOOD WORKSHOP: A certified “live food� culinary instructor explains how to make a fruit cake from uncooked edibles. Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 223-804, ext. 202. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: Sales of evergreens and holiday ornaments help support a local youth center. Basement Teen Center, Montpelier City Hall, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9151. HEALING CIRCLE: Spiritual seekers hear about 20th-century healer Bruno Groening, then try to apply his teachings. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8971.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ADVENT CONCERT: Vocalist Marty French sings rarely heard Christmas compositions, accompanied by organist George Matthew. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6515. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: The Oriana Singers and the festival’s chamber orchestra offer Bach’s Mass in B Minor. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Community Church, 7:30 p.m. $30 includes gala reception. Info, 862-7352. HIGH SCHOOL HOLIDAY CONCERT: Secondary-school soundmakers perform in band, chorus, jazz band and string ensembles. U-32 Auditorium, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0321. JSC COFFEEHOUSE: Albany-based rock band Kingscastle lays siege to listeners at the Base Lodge, Johnson State College, 8-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356.

‘COUNTERPOINT SINGS NOEL’: Robert De Cormier directs this pro vocal ensemble in a program of seasonal songs, with accompaniment from the Vermont Symphony Orchestra Brass Quintet. Congregational Church, Manchester Village, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 800-876-9293, ext. 10. FIREHOUSE MUSIC SERIES: Pop melodies from the solo artist Syd precede music by the Rochester, Vermont-based bassist and alt-folk songwriter Casey Ryan. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7166.

dance DANCE TRIBE: Boogie down to recorded tunes in a safe, friendly environment. No shoes are required at Shelburne Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 476-6139.

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VERMONT FROST HEAVES: The Green Mountain state’s new pro basketball team tips off against the Razorsharks of Rochester, New York. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $11-16. Info, 863-5966.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 13. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. VERMONTERS FOR OBAMA: Motivated voters join former Howard Dean campaign whiz Zephyr Teachout to encourage a possible presidential bid by Illinois Senator Barack Obama. See calendar spotlight. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 922-1719. HUMAN RIGHTS AWARENESS DINNER: Spaghetti and samples of Ethiopian edibles support Amnesty International’s campaign to free jailed professor Mesfin Woldemariam. Burlington High School Cafeteria, 6-8 p.m. $5, bring an Ethiopian dish to share and receive a free T-shirt. Info, 603-491-9743.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 13. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 13. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 13. CHARITY BINGO: See December 13. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 13. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 13. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 13. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 13. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787.

OPEN COMPUTER WORKSHOPS: Techsavvy library staff assist patrons with onsite software and usage questions. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. WELLNESS WORKSHOP: Hands-on health nuts hear about non-pharmaceutical treatments for medical conditions. Family First Chiropractic, Cambridge, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2260. BUSINESS AFTER HOURS: Businesspeople socialize at a Chamber of Commerce mixer. KeyBank, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211. ‘LATE NIGHT SATURDAY’: Studio audience members pipe up at a double-taping of this local variety show featuring Middlebury College artist-in-residence and vocalist Francois Clemmons and Dr. Lewis First of the Vermont Children’s Hospital. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6401 or LNS@champlain.edu.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: See December 14, Unitarian Church, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 862-7352. ‘COUNTERPOINT SINGS NOEL’: See December 14, Congregational Church, Brandon. TIN PENNY: Two multi-instrumentalists perform folk and Celtic music on guitar, mandolin and banjo. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. DEJA-NOUS: Jean-Jacques Psaute’s Francophone cabaret act pays tribute to chanteur Jacques Brel with Noël-themed notes from Normandy to New Orleans. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $17. Info, 863-5966. HANDBELL CONCERT: Tintinnabulators hold their tongues to play traditional Christmas carols and original compositions on eight octaves of bells and chimes. United Methodist Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 483-2087. CAMBRIDGE CLASSIC CHORALE: Handel’s “Hallelujah” chorus closes a rousing concert that features a new cantata by Mark Hayes and John and Audra Parker. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free, but food shelf donations are welcome. Info, 644-5371. BAND & CHOIR CONCERT: Collegiate vocalists and instrumentalists make melodies at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Live piano and fiddle music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Rachel Nevitt shouts steps to old-time tunes by a three-person band. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 863-2199.

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‘FLYING ON THE BRIGHT WINGS OF DESPAIR’: See December 13. ‘THE CHRISTMAS REVELS’: See December 14, 7:30 p.m. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 14. ‘NEVER BEFORE SEEN’: See December 14. ‘HADESTOWN’: Vermont-based creatives Anaïs Mitchell, Michael Chorney and Ben T. Matchstick front an original folk opera based on the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL,’ WOODSTOCK: Charles Dickens’ spirited holiday tale about the merits of generosity meets Broadway in a musical version featuring local performers. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7 p.m. $19. Info, 457-3981. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL,’ RUTLAND: The Vermont Actor’s Repertory Theater stages its original adaptation of Dickens’ heartwarming story about a miser who makes good. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 775-0903. ‘THE LOGGER’S HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW’: Comedian Rusty DeWees busts out rustic humor with a group of gifted cut-ups and local musicians. South Burlington High School, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 888-8838.

film ‘SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE BARRICADES’: See December 14. ‘FACTOTUM’: This thinly veiled ode to cult hero Charles Bukowski chronicles the life of a novelist living on the edge. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 13. PRINT STUDIO SALE: Reproduction masters fund arts programs with reduced-price etchings, woodcuts and monotypes. Print Studio 250, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0019. ARTISANS’ HOLIDAY SHOWCASE: Twenty area artists vend ceramics, sculpture, paper crafts and jewelry, among other items. Dianne Shullenberger Gallery, Jericho, 4-8 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4993.

words TRACEY CAMPBELL PEARSON: The local children’s book author and illustrator hosts a bring-your-ownbook signing and open studio for all ages. Tracey Campbell Pearson Studio, Jericho, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, www.traceycampbellpearson.com or 899-4991.

talks MULTIGENERATIONAL TALK: Community members of all ages discuss the importance of the common good. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, Burlington, call for time. $6 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 865-7592. AFRICAN BEEKEEPING: Apiculturist Keith Morris describes honey-harvesting methods under development in Nigeria and Ghana. Honey Gardens Apiaries, Ferrisburgh, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6766.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 13. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 13, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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words TRACEY CAMPBELL PEARSON: See December 15, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. ‘WOLF STORIES’: Central Vermont-based storytellers Tim Jennings and Leanne Ponder provide music-enhanced, traditional folk tales starring furcovered lead characters. Parlor Room, Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-9103.

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CHARITY BINGO: See December 13. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 13. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 13, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 13, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 13, noon - 4 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. WINTER BENEFIT FAIR: Local artists, crafters and bakers support area nonprofits by means of a pre-holiday bazaar. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4866. ‘INTERMEDIATE MS WORD’: Computer users learn how to create letters, resumes, newsletters and lists in a common type of word-processing software. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. PEACE WRAP: Post-shopping, gift givers sample fair-trade food and get their finds covered at a fundraiser for the Peace & Human Rights Project. Peace & Justice Store, Burlington, noon - 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-7253. HOLIDAY HISTORY: Visitors tour a dairy farm and festive decorations in an 1890s farm house, then craft an old-time Christmas ornament. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. ‘A CELTIC CHRISTMAS’: Harp, bagpipe, fiddle, whistle and guitar instrumentals augment Gaelic singing, storytelling and traditional carols. Charlotte Congregational Church, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 425-3176.

‘HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS’: Live actors recreate elements of an 1860s Vermont village in an afternoon event with self-guided tours, a farmhouse supper and taffy pull, and a children’s concert and tree lighting. Various Barnard locations, 1-7 p.m. Free; $10 for supper. Info, 234-6704. CANDY CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets to show visitors how it’s done. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY MARKET: Entrepreneurs offer locally made photography, jewelry and massage certificates, among other items. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.

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‘CATS’: See December 13, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 13, Holley Hall, Bristol, 5 p.m. ‘THE CHRISTMAS REVELS’: See December 14, 1 & 5 p.m. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 14, 2 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL,’ WOODSTOCK: See December 15, 3 p.m. ‘STOCKING STUFFERS’: The “ladies� of the drag-tastic House of LeMay don their gay apparel to present a holiday musical. St. John’s Club, Burlington, show 2 p.m., dinner show 6 p.m. $10-20. Info, www.houseoflemay.com or 864-9778.

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‘FACTOTUM’: See December 15, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘PALESTINE IS STILL THE ISSUE’: This award-winning documentary examines Middle Eastern tensions around Israeli wall-building in Bethlehem. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8866.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 13. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 13. CHARITY BINGO: See December 13, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 13, noon - 4 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See December 16. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 16. CANDY CANE-MAKING DEMO: See December 16. WAGON RIDES: Families take trips at horse speed through downtown. Departs from Montpelier City Hall, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. FOLK PERCUSSION WORKSHOP: Taiko admirers drum up support for Burlington’s First Night parade by learning and reviewing ad-hoc marching beats. Burlington Taiko, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0658. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107.

drama ‘THE ODD COUPLE’ TRYOUTS: Actors audition for six female and two male roles in a reversed-gender version of this comedy about two incompatible roommates. Second Floor, Rutland Recreation Center, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-8038.

film ‘FACTOTUM’: See December 15. CINE SALON: Fans of the offbeat absorb Rene Bartlett’s 2000 film Eisenstein, a fantasy portrait of the Russian director. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603-643-4120.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See December 14.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 13. ARTISANS’ HOLIDAY SHOWCASE: See December 15, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ARTISTS’ CRAFT FAIR: Holiday shoppers seek out locally made creations, then take part in a Hannukah party. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, fair 11 a.m. - 4 p.m., party 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2325.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 13, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See December 14. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 15, for babies and non-walkers. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewishthemed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.

talks SPORTS HISTORY: Travelers Ashley Morton and Jon Mingle describe the first cross-country skiing school to be established in the Himalayas. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5434.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 13. CANDLE DIPPING: Beeswax and string become lights in the hands of supervised kids. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. & 1 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 13, 10 a.m. DROP-IN YOGA: Students at all levels stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 13.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CIRKESTRA: Musicians who’ve performed with Ringling Brothers, Big Apple, Bindlestiff, and Vermont’s own Circus Smirkus band together to play big-top tunes of their own invention. Langdon Street CafÊ, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, www.cirkestra. com or 223-8667. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. NORTHERN HARMONY QUARTET: Four faculty with the youth ensemble Village Harmony sing shape-note and Appalachian tunes in an a cappella concert. Bethany Church Chapel, Monpelier, 7 p.m. $6. Info, 426-3210.

dance SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘CATS’: See December 13. ‘THE ODD COUPLE’ TRYOUTS: See December 18.

film ‘FACTOTUM’: See December 15.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 13.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 13. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 13. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 13, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 15, for walkers up to age 3. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. HOLIDAY STORIES: Listeners of all ages are all ears at a seasonal fest of St. Nick narratives, solstice legends and other timely tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Kids soak up songs and interesting tales at Annie’s Book Stop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993.

sport COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 13.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 13. CHARITY BINGO: See December 13. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 13. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 13. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 13. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders CafĂŠ, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: EspaĂąol-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS’ NETWORK: Diners hear about painted marble and decorating with faux-finish techniques at an evening presentation. Swiss Pot Restaurant, Stowe, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $18. Reservations and info, candy@ fauxinspirations.com or 363-9266. HIGH SCHOOL INFO SESSION: Parents and teens visit an academic class, then take tea with faculty. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8-10 a.m. Free. Reservations and info, 985-2827, ext. 12. VAGUE MEETING: Members of the Vermont Area Group of Unix Enthusiasts probe open-source software, operating systems and wikis. Room 113-T, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.uvm.edu/vague or 241-1043.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See December 13. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: See December 13.

SENIOR CHORALE: Students from Otter Valley Union High School sing holiday favorites at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘MESSIAH’ COMMUNITY SING: Soloists perform Handel’s holiday masterpiece with a 20-piece orchestra, and audience members chime in as the chorus. Stowe Community Church, 7:30 p.m. $7. Info, 253-7257. BENEFIT CONCERT: The Edmunds Middle School music department raises funds for the Vermont Respite House. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, noon. Donations. Info, 864-8486. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Acoustic musicians step up to an open mike at the Jeffersonville Pizza Department, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-6632.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See December 13.

drama ‘CATS’: See December 13, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See December 13. Burlington filmmaker Steve Beattie profiles a student ski athlete in Balance, and Tough Guy Productions’ Open Windows follows top telemarkers around the world in search of prime skiing turf. ‘FACTOTUM’: See December 15.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 13.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See December 13.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 13. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See December 13. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 13. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See December 13. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See December 13. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See December 13. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 13. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See December 13. FIRST-TIME PARENTS: See December 13.

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etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 13. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 13. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 13. ESL GROUP: See December 13. CHESS GROUP: See December 13. KNITTING POSSE: See December 13. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See December 13. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See December 13. CHARITY BINGO: See December 13. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: See December 13. Bloom tenders hear how to coddle orchids through the cold months. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See December 13. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 13. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 13. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 13. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS’ NETWORK: A personal coach explains female empowerment over dinner at the Chocolate Truffle Bed & Breakfast, Rutland, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12. Reservations and info, amylewis2@ verizon.net or 747-5049. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Film buffs learn non-linear narrative skills, using Final Cut Express editing systems. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. BREAKFAST BRAINSTORMING: Nonprofit employees meet with marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals to learn how to better convey their organizations’ messages. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495. >

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MIDDLEBURY STUDENT AT PETRA CLIFFS Emma, we met at Petra Cliffs as I was on my way out. We stretched, we laughed, your back felt better, I had to leave. I really enjoyed that stretch session, and would love to do it again. Only I never got your number. How about it? D When: Sunday, November 26, 2006. Where: Petra Cliffs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900829 GYPSY GIRL I think about you every time still. You and I were fun, you shook that winter night but not from the cold. I want what only you can give me-a sense of joy and fun I only felt with you When: Tuesday, December 5, 2006. Where: KW. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900828 K MART IN THE TOYS Saw you did not know what to say. Wanted to say you looked great, you made my heart skip. I want to see you again but all I got out was “I didn’t know you were still around”. Have thought about you often, time has passed we could see. Hope to hear from you. Ya it’s me. I remember the shower. When: Monday, December 4, 2006. Where: Kmart. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900827 SEXY PHARMACY ASSISTANT Sporty young pharmacy assistant at the Hannafords in Essex Jct. The medicine you sold me helped my sore throat, but left another part of me throbbing and in need of taking care of. Maybe we could get together sometime? Who knows, I just might have the prescription for you. When: Saturday, November 25, 2006. Where: Hannafords Essex Jct. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900826 11/26 UMALL APPLEBEES Your beaming smile brightened my day... I was hoping your number was on the napkin holder, but your note made me smile all the same. Thank you. When: Sunday, November 26, 2006. Where: S. Burl Applebees. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900825 VANMORRISON Your pictures stir up memories for me. Did you enjoy your trip to Key West? Isn’t the Butterfly Museum great? How was the water at Smather’s Beach? And I wasn’t quite sure, was that the Hyatt you visited for a look at Christmas Tree Island and Tank Island (now known as “Sunset Key”)? Thanks for a stroll down memory lane. When: Monday, December 4, 2006. Where: Seven Days personal ads. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900824 THIEF OR “FINDER KEEPER” Kohl’s/UMall/Friday night, 12/01. You took/didn’t turn in my black camera bag w/a 35mm and a digital. Cameras can be replaced, the Santa pictures cannot. Shame on you and know the bag belongs to a witch and carries major mojo for the fool who took it. Bad karma shall be threefold for you, so beware! Turn it in to customer service. When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Kohls UMall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900823 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN Hannafords on North Ave. Sunday around 6 p.m. You were wearing a purple jacket, blue jeans, and have blonde hair in a ponytail. You were also wearing wire rim glasses. You sure caught my eye... When: Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where: Hannafords. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900822 HELP ME FIND MY PHONE! To the person who picked up an LG cell phone Sunday night in front of Church Street Tavern around 7 p.m.: I kind of need that back. No hard feelings but let’s get serious, it’s mine. So please give it back. I’ll buy you a six pack... When: Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900821 ROBOTFINDSKITTEN? It was hard not to notice you, sipping your double latte at the Radio Bean, with your shining blue locks and multiple piercings. I couldn’t help but think to myself, “Damn, that’s some fine Latina booty. I wanna smack that (all on the floor).” Let’s make the beast with two backs sometime... When: Saturday, December 2, 2006. Where: Radio Bean. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900820

LET’S GO XMAS SHOPPING Tammy, I hope you see this and I hope you are doing okay. I’ve been busy with JSC classes. It’s almost XMAS- time flies! I miss my partner. Let’s have dinner. I came up with an answer to that question. Call me. Robert When: Thursday, December 16, 2004. Where: CCV. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900819 I MISS OUR WEEKEND TRIPS. I miss your closet. I almost miss watching you play WOW. But most of all I just miss you. I hope you can figure things out and that someday we can be together again. Love, A. When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: 4/25/06 - 12/1/06 Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900818 STRIKINGLY HANDSOME GUY ATTRACTS ME I believe Tuesday, I was at a stop light and you were standing in front of your black SUV/truck at the Mobil station on Shelburne Road. I felt something draw me to look in your direction, and you were looking at me. As I sat at the red light, I looked again, you were looking at me. WOW! Let’s talk? When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: Mobil station on Shelburne Road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900817 DIANA-DOWNTOWN FOOD COURT 11/30 I just want you to know that we love and miss you. Come back soon. When: Thursday, November 30, 2006. Where: Burlington Square Mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900816 THE COLORFUL PENDANT NECKLACE 12/01... Downtown, somewhere, I’ve lost it. Absolutely crushed I’ve been so ignorant. Lost it 12/01 downtown. Square, 1” x 1”, black matrix. Colorful glass accent pieces. I’m dying to have it back; please return to slot @ 264 North St. Piece of my (he)art that I must have back! Please return... When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900815 OUTBACK WAITER 12/1 You may have mixed up our drinks (lemonade), but your dessert recommendation was right on. Kind of disappointed when your number wasn’t on the bottom of the takeout container. Here’s your second chance to get things right... When: Friday, December 1, 2006. Where: Outback Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900814 EVERYTHING A WOLF WANTS Hey, there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. You’re everything a big bad wolf could want. What big eyes you have, the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.... What full lips you have. They’re sure to lure someone bad.... Until you get to grandma’s place, I think you ought to walk with me and be safe. When: Saturday, October 28, 2006. Where: Maple Street Halloween Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900813 THANKSGIVING DINNER Two amazing women, you hung out all night, and I enjoyed the company....wish you’d come back to see us...you were that much fun...please come back... When: Thursday, November 23, 2006. Where: Rest. on the lake. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900812 YOUR EDDIE WANTS TO SING I’ll be at Geno’s tonight. Hope you feel like listening to Frankie tonight. It’s been a while. When: Wednesday, November 15, 2006. Where: Geno’s Kareoke Bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900811 STOWE LATTE LADY Stowe latte lady, my loss. When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: Waterbury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900810 HANDSOME CARHARTT MAN Tall, dark-haired man shopping at Healthy Living 11/29, 6:30 p.m.-ish. We made eye contact several times. You wore grey Carhartts and dark vest. I wore purple fleece and Carhartts, brown hair pulled back. You got a phone call in the meat department. When I was checking out, you looked at me from produce. Single? Interested in meeting for a conversation sometime? When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900809 TALL WAITRESS AT NECTARS You served my Australian buddy and I a while ago, now I run into you at Nectars and sometimes at Mr. Mike’s or around town. You have a very beautiful smile and I love that tattoo on your wrist. Just thought I would let you know! When: Thursday, November 30, 2006. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900808

TAG UP 89 ON 11/27 To the dark-haired girl in the maroon car (Civic?) from the guy in the XTerra - we played tag all the way up rt 89 on the morning of the 27th until you got off at the Shelburne Rd. exit. You had a great smile living in town? Let’s grab a coffee sometime and toast to random meetings. When: Monday, November 27, 2006. Where: Rt 89. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900807 HEY LADIES to the girls in the hot pink office, hobbit, and hottit. Loosen up my buttons. I’ve got real hard feelings for you. I have assets. Tell me what I can do to get you into my life. Both of you. When: Thursday, November 30, 2006. Where: f2boffice. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900806 BEST GIRL AT THE CO-OP It’s disgusting how much I look forward to working on Saturdays. But hey, it’s worth all the soapy water to spend time with you. I miss you, wish we could hang out more. “This IS my left hand!” When: Saturday, November 25, 2006. Where: MNFC. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900805 I SPY.... my favorite moose in Bristol. Never knew a moose who could play the drums before! When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Bristol. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900804 MAC ADDICT? I spy a Mac salesman with a great smile. You sold me a mighty mouse today. We talked about batteries and the downside to wireless gadgets. Would you like to get together over coffee and talk about more than electronics? When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Small Dog Electronics, Dorset Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900803 OTHER WORLDLY our paths cross on UVM campus. You seem mysterious, other wordly (I’d like to go there) tall, dark hair, pale with freckles... I am always intrigued by your presence.... most stunning eyes When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: UVM. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900802 DONUTS ARE BEAUTIFUL I saw you at dunkin dounuts this morning nov 29 next to cumby farms in essex or colchester next ft ethan allan. I held the door for you going out. You were very beautiful with short hair and a brillant smile. I would have said boo but I get nervous around beautiful women you drove off in a Burgandy 4 dr Saturn. When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: dunkin dounuts. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900801 MAC ADDICT? I saw a man with a great smile working at Small Dog Electronics on Dorset Street. My wireless mouse broke... you sold me a mighty mouse and we talked about batteries. Care to grab a drink and chat about something other than electronics? When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Small Dog Electronics, Dorset Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900800 TWO 2 TANGO SHELL789 I spy Shell789. I see you sent me a flirt. I like your smile and your profile. Not a member but can reach me on AtotheOtotheL at same name:) When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Two 2 tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900799 CONFESSIONS... I spy a landlord with the cutest butt in town. I think you’re comfortable but not really happy like you deserve to be. Life is short. It’s a long shot, but your tenant promises not to break the lease if you ever ask her out. The chemistry is definitely there. It’s up to you to assess the situation. When: Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900798 I SPY MY BLACKCAT ROOMATE You were wearing red shoes and I was drunk. I could not find you at Walmart, and you may not be the smartest crayon in the box, but I taste weird and have not mastered the languish english. Happy Birfday to the most uber wonderful friend anyone could wish for. When: Monday, December 4, 2006. Where: The Poopdeck. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900797 2LIVE4MUSIC “Whatever. Drop a line if this seems to be of interest.” Consider the line dropped. Fabulous writing and thinking in your profile, so I assume in you, and in your thoughts. When: Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Where: Seven Day Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900796

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Dear Mistress Maeve, I have three girls who are interested in me, and I in them. This has never happened to me before! I can see how most stereotypical men would wonder how this constitutes a problem for me, but I am looking for a long, lasting relationship. These three women are wonderful beyond my wildest dreams. I am not a player and do not wish to hurt them. I feel arrogant and greedy, but I can’t choose yet. Should I tell them about one another? I fear that honesty might drive them all away. How can I choose one woman over another? I beg your assistance, Mistress. Sincerely, Wandering Maverick

Dear WM, From where I stand, you don’t have a problem; you have an opportunity to find love. As long as you keep your integrity intact, you can handle this situation with minimal damage to all parties involved. First and foremost, do not tell these three women about one another specifically. Instead, tell each one that while you truly enjoy her company, you are not yet ready to make a commitment. You will have to accept the possibility that they might see other people, too — hey, fair is fair. You are not obligated to share your dating schedule with these women, but you should be honest about seeing other people, especially if you’re sexually active with more than one of these lovely ladies (and, please, use protection). Time will reveal who your real match is, but it’s not nice to string these women along for too long — nor is it good for your Karma. Have you considered taking a weekend away from all three women? Spending some time reconnecting with yourself, without dating pressures, might be just what you need to gain clarity. You may end up missing one woman more than the others or thinking about one more consistently. Also, if you haven’t done so already, introduce these women to your friends and ask their opinions. Just remember — this is not a Ms. America pageant, and these three women deserve to be treated with the respect and reverence you put forth in your letter. If love is a gamble, I like your odds. You are in the enviable position of having three potential mates betting on your affection, and you’re holding all the cards. If you play your hand right, you might win with a pair of hearts instead of a full house.

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ayurveda CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Beekeeping with Bill Mares, Tree Health with Dale Bergdahl, ‘Great Decisions’ Foreign Policy with Terry Ryan, Guitar for Beginners, DrumA-Rhythm, Building Health with Susan Miners, Baby Sitting Class by Red Cross instructor, Explore Your Personality, Interior Design and Organizing with Annette Besaw, Backyard Astronomy, Complete Financial Management Workshop, Horsemanship, Understanding Parenting by Rita Brayer-Howe, Beginning Bridge, Writers’ Workshop with Mark Aiken, Is Race Real? with Denise Dunbar. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Info, 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior Discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

START UP: February 1 - May 20. Thursdays, 5:30-9 p.m. and every other Sunday, 12-6 p.m. Mercy Connection, Inc. $1295, scholarships available. Info, 802-8467338 or visit www.wsbp.org. This 15-week comprehensive business planning course will assist you in moving from a business idea to the completion of a high-quality business plan. Call for application and interview times.

clay CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week clay classes: Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., January 16 – March 20. Advanced Throwing & Glazing, Wednesdays, 6:30-9:30 p.m., January 17 – March 21. Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., January 18 – March 22. Salt-Fired Pottery, Mondays, 6:30–9 p.m., January 29 – March 19 (8 weeks). Teen Ceramics (ages 12 and up), Mondays, 4–6 p.m., January 22 – March 19 (no class Feb. 26), 8 weeks. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

computer HANDS-ON COMPUTER CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. MS Word Basics, MS Excel Basics, Website Design, Computer Use Tutorial, Keyboarding and Business Writing Sampler, CAD Keycreator. Other classes include; File, Folder and DeskTop Organizer, Window Management and Controls Panel Application, Windows Vista, Thumbdrive Backup Use, Learn to Love the Internet, Mail Merges, Excel at Algebra, Excel at Banking, Excel Up-the Next Steps, Data Base Management for Beginners, Marketing Management with Publisher, PowerPoint, Access Database–Intro, Kidspiration for Classroom Teachers. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

craft CRAFT CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Crochet an Afghan Beginners, Rug Hooking Beginners, Knitting Beginners, Miniature Punchneedle, Saturday, February 3, 9-2 p.m. Quilting Beginners, Sewing Beginners, afternoon or evening, Rustic Furniture-Adult Chair, Rustic-Love Seat, Flower Arranging, Quality Scrapbooking with Maggie. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included with few exceptions. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

dance AFRICAN DANCE WITH SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA, TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA: Weekly classes, Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Fridays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Williston Sports and Fitness Edge. $12 per class or $60 for six classes. Info, 802-540-0035. All levels welcome to both classes, emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Join Simbo in experiencing fun, high-energy dances from Guinea. Simbo recently relocated to Burlington from Conakry, Guinea, where he was a member of the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. He has extensive teaching experience and wants to share his culture with you! AFRO CUBAN DANCE WORKSHOPS WITH REYNALDO GONZALEZ FROM MATANZAS, CUBA: Thursday, December 14, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Capital City Grange, Montpelier. Friday, December 15, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. $20/class. Info, 802-985-3665. Reynaldo is an experienced instructor of Cuban folkloric dance. He grew up in Matanzas, Cuba and was a member of the world renowned Grupo AfroCuba de Matanzas. Reynaldo’s classes are energetic and fun. All levels are welcome. BALLROOM DANCING LESSONS: Wednesdays, 7:30–8:30 p.m., January 3 – February 7. Shelburne Health & Fitness. $60 for members and $70 for nonmembers. Info, 802-985-3141. Join Samir and Eleni Elabd for this beginner’s ballroom dancing class. The first six-week session includes Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. No dance experience needed and singles are welcomed and encouraged to attend.

BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Ongoing, 6:30-8 p.m. Shelburne Athletic Club. $12/class or $40 for any four classes. Info, 802-9891047 or email mystique@mys tiquebellydance.net. Belly Dance strengthens muscle, increases flexibility, improves cardiovascular health, and reduces STRESS! Join us anytime for a full body workout that is absolute magic for your body, mind and soul! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begins January 15th and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children in grades PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes, including Fantasy Ballet (grades K-2), 9 a.m. Junior Ballet (grades 2-5), 10 a.m. Creative Dance and Movement (grades K-1) and Junior Contemporary Dance (grades 2-3), 11 a.m. Creative Capers in Dance & Drama (ages 3-4), 12 p.m. Junior Hip-Hop (grades 5-8), 1 p.m. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or visit www.fly nncenter.org/education_pages/fly nnarts.shtml. (Walk-ins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! FUNDAMENTALS OF JAZZ DANCE: Mondays, January 22 – April 30, 6:15-9 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. An introduction to jazz dance techniques, aesthetics and theory. Three-credit class. Also includes hip-hop, Latin and African dance. Instructor, Karen Amirault.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Handplanes, January 20-21. $275. Learn how to sharpen and tune a handplane enabling you to square up stock, edge join boards, and create a surface so smooth that sanding is unnecessary. Renovation, January 21-26. $725. Learn the skills and techniques to plan and take on your own home renovation projects, including selective demolition, reframing walls, floors

and roofs, hanging doors and windows, installing wood trim and mouldings, and more. Drafting 101, January 27-28. $275. This workshop will introduce you to all the main drafting conventions and give you tips on how to make your drawings into works of art. Strawbale Design/Build, January 28 - February 2. $725. Learn to think your way through a strawbale house while gaining a feel for the nature of straw, clay and lime as building materials. Igloo Design/ Build, February 3. $50/family. Get hands-on in the snow as you learn to build igloos, quinzee shelters, and more. Thinking Like Cathedral Builders, Feb. 3-4. Learn to design and build a thriving business that is also a positive contributor to community life. Info, call 802496-5545 or visit www.yestermor row.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

dreams INTRODUCTION TO DREAMWORK: 1/6, 14, 20, 27 (3 Saturdays, 1 Sunday), 2-5 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury, VT. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-2447909. Learn how to work with your dreams, connect to your inner life and empower yourself in a safe, supportive setting. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. INTRODUCTION TO JUNG: 1/10, 17, 24, 31, 7-9 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $50. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Get a basic overview of Jung, his thought and legacy, along with hands-on work, learn your type, your unique set of activated archetypes and more. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Winter I Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 1/9. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., five-week session begins 1/8. $40. Adult Beginners’ class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 1/9. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Five-week session begins 1/8. $45. Winter II Session: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Fiveweek session begins 2/20. $40. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 3:15-4 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/19. $40. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 5:306:50 p.m. Five-week session begins 2/19. $45. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or visit www. burlingtontaiko.org. Gift certificates available! HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space. Beginners’ Conga Class, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Beginners’ Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. Five-week sessions begin 1/10 and 2/21. $50/session. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND winter SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Thursdays, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Five-week sessions begin 1/11 and 2/22. Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, 6-6:50 p.m., $80/pair/session. Adult Beginners’ Class, 7-7:50 p.m. $50/session. Paid preregistration is required by 1/4 and 2/5, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Gift certificates available!

empowerment AVATAR: LIVE DELIBERATELY AND BE THE CHANGE YOU SEEK IN THE WORLD! Avatar is a nineday course that teaches you how to manage your beliefs and create what you prefer. Weekend workshops offered December 16 and 17 and January 6 and 7. Info, Jen at 802-233-8829 or visit www. ava tarepc.com. Section 1 of the Avatar course is offered in a twoday workshop that explores the relationships between your beliefs and experiences. Through a series of simple,experiential exercises, you learn to increase the power of your will and attention, and connect with a more compassionate and aware state of self. Help yourself and learn how to contribute to improving the world. FINDING YOUR MISSION IN LIFE: February 7, February 17, March 10, 2-5 p.m. 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. $75. Info, call Sue, 802-244-7909. Discover the unique way you are meant to make a difference in the world and open your life to joy, meaning and wonder. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. VISIONEERING: January 7, February 4, March 4, April 1, 2-5 p.m. Burlington or Waterbury. $90. Info, call Sue, 802-2447909. Learn a scientifically based technology to harness the power of vision that allows you to create the future out of the future and move your life ahead. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.

family FREE HOLIDAY KIDS’ CORNER: Saturdays, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., December 16, 23. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 54 Falls Rd. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneart center.org. Shelburne Art Center, in collaboration with Shelburne Village businesses, is offering a free Holiday Kids’ Corner. Parents can drop off their children (aged 4 and up) for an hour or more while they visit shops in the Village. Kids will make holiday-themed art projects and gifts and have a good time. Parents can shop in a relaxed mode, knowing their children are

enjoying art and fun at the gallery studio. The Kids’ Corner is designed as a drop-in program, so you do not need to register.

fiber & surface design BATIK A SILK PILLOW COVER: Thursdays, 10 a.m. – 12 p.m., February 1 – March 1 (5 weeks). Members $135, nonmembers $150, materials $10. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. Create your own elegant pillow cover. Students will start by learning to stretch silk, while learning the fundamentals of batik and silk painting. We will then use different techniques using salt and sugar to enhance our paintings. Students will use the techniques they have learned to design their own (16” x 16”) pillow cover. New early payment discount! BOOKMAKING FOR EVERYONE: Wednesdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., January 24 – February 21 (5 weeks). Members $132, nonmembers $150, materials $10. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Come explore the fusion of art and book with the making of artist books. We will begin with the exploration of creating exciting surface treated papers. Then using these papers we will build a gallery of books using traditional and nontraditional structures and bindings. No previous bookmaking experience is needed. (Experienced bookmakers are encouraged to join the sessions and continue exploring the concept of the book in a creative environment.) New early payment discount!

film INTRODUCTION TO FILMMAKING: Thursday, January 25 – April 29, 3–6 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv. edu. Hands-on introduction to filmmaking focusing on technical and narrative structure. Students produce short individual and group projects. 3 credits.

fine arts FINE ART CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Painting with Acrylics, Tuesdays, 6:308:30 p.m., January 23 – March 13 (8-weeks). Breaking the Ice: Getting Started in Oil Painting, Wednesdays, 1–4 p.m., January 17 – March 7 (8 weeks). Level I Watercolor, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., January 23 – March 13 (6 weeks). Level II Watercolor: Still Life, Thursdays, 6:30–8:30 p.m., March 1 – April 5 (6-weeks). Landscape in Pastels, Mondays, 6 – 8 p.m., February 5 – March 12 (6 weeks). Monoprint Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, February 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. Portrait Drawing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, March 24–25, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www. shelburneartcenter.org.

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM

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herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom 2007: Winter Ecology and Nature Adventures, Winter Plant Identification, Tracking and Fire Making and All Species Communication Skills. Four weekends, January 13-14, February 3-4, February 24-25, and March 18-19, 10 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Inquire about early registration discount. Preregistration and nonrefundable deposit required. Please register early as we expect this program to fill up quickly. Wisdom of the Herbs 2007: An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Certification Program. Develop relationship with local wild plants as edibles, medicinals and plant spirit beings. Food as our first medicine and healthy lifestyle practices. One weekend each month, April to November. Nature and Wholeness 2007: Integrating Earth Knowledge and Spiritual Awareness. Certification Program. Nature adventures, energy training, shamanic journeying. Delve deeply into core common wild edibles and medicinals. One weekend a month, April to November. Info, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit www. WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. Open House: Sunday, December 10, 2006, noon - 4 p.m. at Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier. Join us for soup, tea and good conversation!

kids CHILDREN’S CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Tile Mosaics (Ages 8-12), Wednesdays, 4:30–6 p.m., January 24 – February 14 (4 weeks) $50. Introduction to Working with Color (Ages 4-8), Saturdays, 9–10:30 a.m., March 4–18 (3 weeks) $40. Young Rembrandts After-School Drawing & Cartooning Classes, grades 1-6. Session I: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., January 23 – February 20 (5 weeks) $55. Session II: Drawing, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., March 13 – April 17 (6 weeks) $66. Session III: Cartooning, Tuesdays, 3–4 p.m., May 8–29 (4 weeks) $45. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Spanish for 4-5 year olds, Pottery–Making a set of Plates for Middle Schoolers, Cooking Together-3rd-5th Graders with Adults. Pasta and Ravioli, Reading with Babies and Toddlers, ages 0-3. Move & Groove, ages 2-4. Staying in Shape with Toddlers, ages 3-5. Baby Sign Language –Intro. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begin January 15th and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children grades PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. (Walkins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! TEEN CERAMICS: Ages 12 and up. Mondays, 4–6 p.m., January 22 – March 19 (no class February 26). Members $120, nonmembers $130, materials and firing $50. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 9853648 or www.shelburneartcenter. org. This class offers an introduction and/or development of ceramic skills on and off the potter’s wheel. Students will achieve comfort and competence through a variety of individual and interactive activities designed to master the essentials. All students will experience the full process and receive finished work at the end of their class. New early payment discount!

language LANGUAGE CLASSES IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Italian for Travelers, Tuesday afternoons or evenings. Conversational French and French for Beginners, Tuesdays. Beginning and Intermediate Spanish, Tuesdays. Spanish for 4-5 year olds, in the afternoon. Portuguese for Travelers, Monday evenings. Beginning Mandarin, Wednesdays. Mandarin for the Business Traveler, Tuesdays. A Taste of American Sign Language with David Krueger. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included with few exceptions. Info, 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65+. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, January 2, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 11:45 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-9518900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor.

BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-8647902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth generation lineage teacher of the Yang style. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 8938893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa. com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian JiuJitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshamb halactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first

Saturday of each month, January 6, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

metal/stained glass METAL AND STAINED GLASS CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Comprehensive Stained Glass, Wednesdays, 6–8:30 p.m., January 17 – March 21 (no class February 14 & 21), 8 weeks. Metal Arts, 9:30 a.m. – 12:30 p.m., January 30 – March 20 (8 weeks). Chasing and Repousse, Thursdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., February 1 – March 22 (8 weeks). One-Day Lead Came Workshop, Saturday, January 20, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. One-Day Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, March 24, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

music BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesday, January 24 – April 25, 7-8:30 p.m. CCV, Burlington. $45. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Can also be taken for one credit. Directed by Amity Baker. FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begin January 15 and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children in grades PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes, including Voice for Young People (grades 5-9), 12 p.m. and Music Makers (ages 1-3), 1 p.m., the Flynn Center’s Hoehl Studio Lab. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org or visit www.flynncenter. org/education_pages/flynnarts. shtml. Walk-ins possible if space remains. Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! JAZZ & BLUES VOCAL PERFORMANCE: Mondays, January 22 – April 16, 6:30–8:15 p.m. CCV, Burlington (class takes place at FlynnArts). Info, Jody Albright at 865-4422 or email jody. albright@ccv.edu. Vocalists will focus on basic skills in improvisation, melodic and rhythmic phrasing, hearing basic blues patterns and understanding song forms. Final performance in FlynnSpace. Instructor permission required. Register through CCV for 2 credits or through FlynnArts (652-4548 ext. 4) as a noncredit course. MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV!: Most classes start the last full week of January. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Classes include, Music Fundamentals, Piano I, Guitar I and II, Introduction to Vocal Performance, Introduction to Technology in Music, and History of Rock and Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music.

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photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY AND DIGITAL SOFTWARE IN HINESBURG AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL: Beginning January 16. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Enhance Digital Photographs, Create Digital Compositions, Digital Photography Workshops at 3 different times, Adobe Photoshop Elements, Digital Scrapbooks, Slideshows, iTunes Library Management and Playlists, Podcasting Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. All materials included. Info, call for details at 482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU, Community Education. Senior discount 65 +. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

pilates 123 PILATES: Pilates, Integrative Movement and Dance. Experience the benefits of gentle exercise in our generously equipped studio, complete with a sprung maple wood floor. Free beginning level classes all day January 1, 2007, with preregistration before December 29, 2006. Call today to make an appointment for a free private session designed for you, and register for private sessions, small groups, and classes. Beginners are welcome. 49 Heineberg Dr., Colchester. Info, 802-863-3369, www.123pilates. com or email lucille@123pilates. com. Lucille L. Dyer is a Certified Movement Analyst and Pilates instructor with over 20 years of teaching dance, choreography and fitness. She specializes in Pilates, integrative movement, and dance through Laban-based movement explorations and notation. ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-3102614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 after 600 hours of rigorous instruction and testing by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fit-

ness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www. pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki REIKI LEVEL ONE: Saturday, December 16, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King Street, Burlington. Info, 802-8781711, chris@risingsunhealing. com. Receive an attunement which allows you to use Reiki energy for healing and personal growth. Learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master. Member Vermont Reiki Assoc. REIKI: Please join me for a FREE Reiki Session on the first Saturday of every month. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-635-1728. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: January 6, February 3, March 3, 2-5 p.m.

FLYNNARTS SPRING CLASSES: Begin January 15 and sample classes are free during First Night! December 31, children PreK-9 can try out music, theater, or dance classes, including Play Makers (grades 2-3), 9 a.m. Creative Drama (grades K-1), 10 a.m. Creative Capers in Dance and Drama (ages 3-4), 12 p.m. Free classes are open to everyone, but some fill quickly. Info, call 652-4537, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org/education_pages/flynnarts.shtml. (Walkins possible if space remains.) Spring FlynnArts brochures are now available and classes are filling fast! THEATER ARTS AT UVM: January - May. Individual class time varies. UVM, Burlington. Info, 802-656-2085 or visit www.learn. uvm.edu/musicaltheater or www. learn.uvm.edu/playwright. UVM offers theater arts classes this Spring, including musical theater and playwrighting. Develop techniques, skills and tools to advance your creative endeavors and/or career with topnotch instructors. Inquire about courses that offer discounted community access to seats.

visual arts VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV!: Most classes start the last full week of January. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or at www.ccv.edu. More than 30 classes including Drawing, Introduction to Studio Art. Life Drawing, Two Dimensional Design, Drawing II, Digital Photography, Graphic Design, Paper Arts, Ceramics, Oil Painting, Acrylic Painting, Color Theory, Art History, Photography I and II, Printmaking and Stained Glass. CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and Visual Arts. CCV art classes are taught by well-known Vermont artists.

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SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: January 2 - January 25 (eight sessions), Tuesday and Thursdays, 5:30-10 p.m. $275 course fee, $50 additional for local spring open water certification dives, or complete open water dives at a warm water vacation destination this winter. Results in an internationally recognized, lifetime, certification. Info, call Waterfront Diving Center at 802-865-2771.

COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, December 13, 16, January 13, 30 and February 8. Basic Woodworking II, February 5. Finishing Techniques, December 8, 3-6 p.m. Wooden Pen Turning, December 11, 3-6 p.m. Bowl Turning, December 15, 3-6 p.m. Router Class, December 22, 3-6 p.m. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, December 29, 3-6 p.m. Sharpening Hand Tools, January 5, 3-6 p.m. New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet Making. Free seminars: Lathe Demo, December 23, 1-4 p.m. 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Call 802-6554201 to sign up or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cww. WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes for all levels: Fine Woodworking—Beginning, Mondays, January 22 – March 26, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, January 16 – March 20, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or Tuesdays, January 16 – March 20, 6:30–9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, January 17 – March 21, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Workshops: Bowl Turning, Instructor: Ralph Tursini, Saturday/Sunday, January 20 and 21, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. or Saturday/ Sunday, March 10 & 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Handplanes in the Workshop, Instructor: Garrett Hack, Saturday/ Sunday, March 31 and April 1, 9

tai chi TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m., starting January 8. 64 Main Street, 3rd floor, opposite City Hall. $44/month or $150 for 16-week semester. Info, 802-4794248 or email grhayes@vtlink. net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style T’ai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation significant health benefits.

theater ACTING I: Mondays, January 22 – April 30, 3–5:45 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. An introduction to the craft of acting. Includes work in improvisation, monologues and dramatic scenes. 3 credits. Instructor: Veronica Lopez.

a.m. – 4 p.m. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www. bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@ burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kid’s, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. â€œTrue asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.â€? BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, Anusarainspired and Ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals and restorative yoga. $13 drop-in, $120 10-class card. First class is free. Monday, 6 p.m. Vinyasa class is “pay what you can.â€? Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. We are currently enrolling for our January six-week series in Yoga for Women over 40, Yoga for Golfers, and Ashtanga Fundamentals as well as our children’s program beginning January 23: Baby Yoga (2-10 mo.), New Explorers (10-18 mo.), Tots on the Move (18 mo – 2 yrs) and Kids Creative Yoga (2 to 5 yrs). Upcoming workshops: Facing the Eye of the Tiger Intermediate/Advanced Anusara Practice, Saturday, December 9, 9 a.m. - noon. Partner Prenatal Yoga and Massage, Saturday, December 9, 1-4 p.m. Find a class that is right for your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga. JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Fall schedule. $10 class. 36 School Street, Johnson. Info, 802-6352733 or visit http://www.vermont studiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers classes in Ashtanga, Iyengar, Kripalu, Hatha Flow and Sivananda yoga. Sunday, December 10, Iyengar Workshop with Leigh Milne: Yoga for Skiers. Preregistration required. YOGA: Ashtanga, Hatha and Gentle Yoga, Yoga Flow and Parent & Child Yoga, Sunday thru Friday. Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. $12 drop-in, $100/10 classes, or unlimited monthly ($45-$75). Info, visit www.shelburnehealthandfit ness.com, call 985-3141 or email info@shelburnehealthandfitness. com. Shelburne Health & Fitness provides a warm, welcoming, nurturing atmosphere. Watch for a yoga marathon at the end of January to benefit St. Jude’s Research Hospital.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River and our new downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont.com. Six-week sessions for skiers and riders, Intro to Kripalu and Ashtanga, Kids Yoga, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga and Kung Fu and more start up in January. 200-hour Yoga Instructor Course begins March 2007. Gift certificates available online and at the studios. YOGA/Ashtanga/POWER: Thursdays, 6 p.m., 6 weeks. Athletic Club of Vermont, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. $15 per class or $65 for six weeks. Info, 802-2889612, or email acvks@aol.com.

fer code NP1206. http://www. JamaicaCottageShop.com. (AAN CAN) Snow Tires 4 Cooper WeatherMaster S/T2 studded snow tires. Used less than one season. Size 205/60R15. $200/OBO. Call 598-2121. Snow Tires 4 Nokian Hakkapeliitta, 2 studded snow tires. Used less than one season. Size 205/60R16 92T. $300/OBO. Call 598-2121. Tires Wintertrax Winter 195/60/R14, set of 4, used one season, like new, these are studdable tires, asking $200/OBO. 802-253-6036.

Clothing/ Jewelry New Custom-Made Kid’s Boots Never worn, soft Star boots, size 13. Flexible rubber sole, medium brown suede, entire boot lined w/natural fleece, approx. 6� high, laces. 658-3256.

Electronics 20’ Sony WEGA TV- $149 Great condition & picture, manual & remote. Component input for DVD, SRS WOW speakers. Email auctions@dappled.net or 802-304-6707. CD-Rom Drives 2 drives: 1) 52X 2) CD-R/RW, $10 for both. Call 802-264-4878.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Beer Brewing Equipment Home brewing equipment. 2 Carboys, 5gallon pail, 5-gallon pot, funnel, strainer, bottle capper, scale, etc. $75/OBO. Call Keith eve./weekend, 879-0386. Clean up in a tight space! Maytag stacked washer/gas or propane dryer. Large capacity, like new. Great for apt. or condo. $550. 802-223-6803. DUNCAN ELECTRIC KILN Mint shape. Includes lots of accessories and over 100 pieces of greenware. Asking $500.00. Contact Steve @ 802-933-2892 eves. or sugarmill@surfglobal.net.

Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Ergonomic keyboard $20/OBO. 802-999-6210.

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Hot Water Heater Reliance Electric 501, used 2 years, 56G. $100/OBO. 802-264-4878. Keg-erator Refrigerator for your keg, two holes for wet and dry lines. Accommodates half keg, includes 5lb Co2 tank and dry line. $50. Patrick, 865-2657. Mounted Snow Tires Ford Focus mounted snows, Bridgestone Blizzards 195/60 R-15, 2 seasons old, new $625, asking $200. 862-6710. PORTABLE ELECTRIC RADIATOR Stay warm this winter. Portable radiator heater in great condition. Asking $15. Call 863-1640. Ready heater Great gift. Hot Spot outdoor heater. Only used one week. $75/OBO. 802-899-3441. Safety Gate for Wood Stove Seven section gate to install around a wood stove to keep kids safe. Retails for about $250. Asking $125. 899-2981. Shed Kit 14x20 Vermont-made post & beam winter special, $3912, reg. $7824. Expires 12/31/06. Toll free 1-866-297-3760. Online of-

GREAT LAST MINUTE X-MAS Gift: like new, 1 pair Sony 3-way bookshelf speakers, magnetically shielded, 8ohm 120 watts, black, width: 9.5, depth: 9�, height: 21�. Model#SSMB3505. $50/firm. Call 802-862-8540.

Talk Pair of Motorola About radios. Brand new. $50. 802-999-6210. PalmOne Palm Pilot Brand new, never used Palm Pilot by PalmOne. Incls. handheld, USB cable, power adapter, software installation CD and new 256MB memory card. $70. 802-373-6648. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878. SONY FLATSCREEN TUBE TV 3 yrs. old, Size: 36�. Cost: $400. 802-899-3101. X-box 2 controllers, 1 cordless, steering wheel w/pedals, DVD kit, 8 games incl. $200/OBO. 802-859-0901.

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Entertainment/ Tickets “IMPEACH the imBUSHcile” 3”x12” bumperstickers. Help spread the word. Buy them online at bumpahstickah.com. Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. SMUGGS’ YOUTH SEASON’S PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth season’s pass, ages 13 - 18. Asking $300 OBO ($444 value!!!) Great holiday gift. Pick up in Essex or Burlington.

Free Stuff 2 Free Cats, sisters 2 loving sisters, 3 years old. Must go together to quiet home, no other pets. One’s calico and other is apple-headed Siamaese. Dave, 802-309-8104. Free PRESCRIPTION DRUGS Available to households with incomes as high as $80,000. To learn more, apply or request free brochure Call 1-573-996-3333 or visit: http://www.FreeMedicine. com. (AAN CAN)

Furniture BABY ITEMS FOR SALE High chair, Prima Papa. Removable cloth cover, three heights, reclines for infant use. Mint condition, $80. Stroller, Graco, single. Great condition, $25. 802-425-2592. BABY ITEMS FOR SALE Child carrier backpack, Kelty Kids. New. Never used, $85. Baby swing, Graco. Six speeds, reclines, toys attached. Great condition, $15. 802-425-2592. BABY ITEMS FOR SALE High chair. Practically new. $30. 802-425-2592. Bookcase - Wooden Robust, 3 shelves, 45x12x46. $60. Call 802-264-4878. cherry Bedroom set All in box, lined drawers dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1500. Beth, 802-893-3666. Dining room set Cherrywood Table, chairs, hutch buffet, server, all still in box, can split up. Must see. Only $2275. 802-893-7296.

Queen bed set Queen mattress, box and frame. Double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used. Cost $800, sell $350. Call 802-893-7296. pool Table 8” billiards table, 1” slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $3500. Sell $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315. Two mid 1820s secretary desks, round legs, etc. One big, old oak desk. $125/each. 802-861-7537. Upgrade your dining room! Lovely hardwood dining set, light maple finish. Table for 6 plus expansion leaf. Protective glass top. Six chairs, buffet and server. Very clean. $700. 802-223-6803.

Garage/Estate Sales HUGE MOVING SALE Dec. 9-10, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Everything must go. Furniture, TVs, Sharper Image electric scooter, CD/video/book collection, girl’s bike, quality girl’s and women’s clothes, art supplies, much, much more. E-1 Stonehedge Drive, South Burlington. 304-6795. Check out http:// vermontmovingsale.com. MIsc. Merchandise Quality raised-panel solid wood doors (4) w/hardware, $65 ea; 3 Frigidaire freezerless refrigerators used in commercial kitchen $375 ea; 400+ packets VT organic seeds (2006 season)$.90 ea. 802-878-7558. Pfaltzgraf Christmas China Heritage dishes. Six place settings (cup, saucer, dinner plate), salt/pepper, 4 pedestal mugs, sugar/creamer, and more. Some or all. Best offer. 658-3256.

Pets 29-GALLON AQUARIUM $20. Glass, 30 x 12 x 18.” Great condition, bought new 6 months ago. (Just the tank, no accessories). Call 373-3958. ALASKAN HUSKY PUPPY Beautiful male pup w/unique markings ready for new home. Call for more details, 508-737-7918. Located in Stowe, VT. Bird Cage w/accessories. Great gift. $25. 802-899-3441. FISH FOR SALE (1) 12” Catfish and (1) 12” Sucker- fish for sale in Burlington. Best offer. Call Kaylyn, 508-577-0596.

Futon solid wood, mattress, all in box. Must sell. $275. 802-893-7666. Hot tub 2006, 32 hydrotherapy jets, 5hp, waterfall, ozonator, full warranty still in crate. Cost $6300, must sell $3900. 802-893-0666.

CLIPPER SUNBEAM-STEWART Heavy-duty, model 510 clipmaster. Excellent condition. $85. 802-899-2305.

Mattress Set Mattress, box, brand new, never slept on. Cost $575. Sell $260. 802-893-0666.

WESTERN SADDLE 15” in good condition. No fittings $50. 363-5036.

Memory Foam Mattress Visco Memory Foam mattress and box and frame. Still in box. Cost $1500. Must sell, $550. 802-893-3666. Moving Sale We’re moving in January and selling everything from furntiture to kitchenware. Please visit our website containing photos and descriptions at www.vermontmovingsale.com or 304-6795.

Sports Equipment 2 kayaks for sale Perception Pirouhette Kinetic Wavesport whitewater kayaks. Each $250. Paddles $50 each. Sprayskirt $20. Call Lori 324-1737.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Burton Powers 2003 158 Great pipe and park board. Decent condition, a few scratches. $150/BO. Call Dave at 863-9101. Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878. Fischer RX6 Alpine Ski 175 cm, I have only skied on them 2 times, practically brand new, still have factory tune, Fischer fx12 bindings, super fun ski, asking $450/ OBO. 802-253-6036. Men’s Hockey Skates Brand: Elite, type: leather, size: 9. Rarely used. $40. 264-4878. Pro-form (Sears) Treadmill Good condition. Folds for storage, power incline. $100/OBO. Call Keith eve./weekend, 879-0386. Pungo 120 KAYAK Almost new. Only used twice. Price incls. paddle and new spray skirt. $550. Price including Yakima rack attachments- $650 (side carrying). 802-496-2816. Rossignol B1 Ski Boots Used one season, brand new heat moldable liners, size is 28.5, great boot for intermidiate to advanced skier. 802-253-6036. Rossingnol Bandit XX Skis 160 cm, w/Select binding. $195. 802-863-1537. SMUGGS YOUTH SEASONS PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth seasons pass, ages 13 - 18. Fully transferrable. Asking $300/ OBO. ($444 value!!!) Great holiday gift. 802-879-1146. Women’s Salomon Ski Boots These Size 8 Anatomic Perfoma Salomon 7.0 boots are sensi fit and have shock absorbtion. They are in good conditon and were only used for half a season. Super comfortable! $110/best offer. Contact Katherinecrommelin@ yahoo.com 757-270-8795.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. WANTED: SHED Big enough for goats. Call 863-1640.

Shepherd Puppy German Beautiful black and tan female 3 months. AKC registered, German working lines. Vaccinated, crate trained and tattooed. $800. Leave message at 802-254-1099 or email fhastings@workingk 9services.com. Pet Rabbit to good home Free bunny, pet only! Female, brown, approx. 2 years old. Litter boxed trained. Comes w/litterbox, cage, playpen, waterbottle, foodbowl, etc. 802-658-1390.

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TODDLER CARE Toddler care (ages 1-4) avail. in my Williston home, M-F 7 a.m. - 7 p.m., Sat., 8 a.m. 1 p.m. beginning in January. Very affordable rates. Call 802-9996090 or email MamacitaMiller@ yahoo.com for more information.

Counseling Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135. THERE’S HOPE You don’t have to live with the pain of physical or mental health suffering. Healing is possible. Call Lauren Sonnenberg, MA, NCC, CNHP, at 802-839-8166.

Creative JS - Creative Solutions Specializing in video & multimedia production/website/graphic design - JS Creative Solutions is the Creative Solution to your project. 802-922-1150. Learn Multimedia Skills Tutor avail. for multimedia skill development. Flash, FCP, Photoshop, Dreamweaver. Must have FireWire drive. Email info@louisemichaels. com or call 802-985-0607. Singing Telegram (FREE) Send me to the doorstep of a friend and I’ll sing your message. No cost, I’ll keep the costume you create for the occasion: simple as a pipe cleaner crown, complex as a gorilla suit. singingtele@gmail.com.

Education Editing College essays, papers, articles, short stories or novels can be edited and critiqued via email or in person. Fees vary; bartering possible. 802-338-2250.

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Danu Therapeutic Massage Holiday Rush? A massage gift certificate makes a great gift! Call Vicky, NCTMB for a calming or therapeutic massage. At the Woolen Mill, Winooski. (802)9990610. http://danu.abmp.com.

Childcare Part-Time Childcare Needed Seeking pt babysitter for funloving 22-month-old and occasionally her 4-year-old brother 1-2 afternoons/week 1:30/2PM4:30/5PM. Flexible schedule a plus. Can schedule a month in advance. Underhill. 899-2245.

Feng Shui Vermont Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@feng shuivermont.com, www.fengshui vermont.com. FREE LIFE COACHING Live life fully! New to area and growing practice in Vermont. Four free

coaching sessions. Simple Rhythm Coaching...www.simplerhythm. com or call 978-877-9119. Fusion Massage Deep Tissue, Acupressure, Hot Stones and Complementary Medicine at Sports Club in Burlington with Doreen Cott L.Ac., M.T. Over 20 years experience. 802-999-3894. Guitar Lessons and/or Bodywork sessions. Guitar, $15-$25/ hour. Sliding scale. All levels, open to everyone. Guitar avail. Bodywork, $30-$60/hour. Massage, foot reflexology, Sharka blanancing- women only. Church St. location. 802-951-1698. HEAL LONG-TERM ISSUES Discover how it feels to be fully open to life after healing your physical, emotional, financial, relationship or other issues. Fred Cheyette integrates NLP, psychotherapy, shamanism and other processes into a highly effective way of guiding people to the place they always dreamed about. 802-479-1034. Holiday Stress? Find solutions to muscle tension, joint pain, and more at Emerge Massage Studio. Located at the Woolen Mill, Winooski. Hanna Howard, CMT: 802752-7013. www.emergemassage. com. Hot Oil Massage Hot Oil Swedish Circulatory Massage Keep Moving Will Travel. Jaqi 310-6519. Make dreams come true Are you a healthy woman age 2132? Become an egg donor! Up to $8000 compensation. Call toll free: 1-866-DREAM DONOR. www. dreamdonations.com. Massage and P.T. Ann Taylor, P.T., 31 years experience in handson therapy, UVM grad, 2002 Winter Olympic coach, ski instructor. Relax with therapeutic massage, or, if you prefer, physical therapy evaluation and treatment. Find a solution for your muscle, joint, and/or pain problems. First session: $45- $65, next 3 sessions: $135. 35 King St. Burlington, and home visits. 802-233-0932. Metta Touch Massage A perfect gift for the holidays! Special on gift certificates! Buy a onehour massage and get the second 50% off. Plus a bonus gift option available for you. Other gift packages also available. Call to inqiure. Don’t delay, Christmas is just a few days away. Same day appointments available. 862-2212. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Moonlight Massage Journey into the realms of relaxation! Available in your home or hotel. Male clientele only. 802-355-5247, www.moonlightmassage.com. Weekend On Site Massage 1995 Graduate Boulder Massage School offering mobile weekend massage excluding hotels. 5 years experience w/chiropractors. Neck & shoulder specialities. 60/hr, discounts for repeat customers. Robert, 802-338-5583.

Home/Garden DIRECTV Satellite Television, free equipment, free 4-room installation, free HD or DVR receiver upgrade. Packages from $29.99/mo. Call 800-380-8939. (AAN CAN) 100% Sawdust Firelogs Less pollution! Big heat! Save time! 100% all-natural wood, high Btu(+8800), low moisture (5%), low ash/creosote, no dirt, compact storage, recyclable sacks, delivery. 888-704-FIRE, www. truefuel.net

Holiday decorating for your home. Indoor or outdoor. Will work w/you or alone to create a warm, welcoming, atmosphere using existing decorations along w/new ideas. Call Dawn for more details. 802-658-9352. Housesitter Available Long term (3 months or more) housesitting postion sought in Chittenden County by mature college instructor. Will water plants, collect mail, do light housekeeping in exchange for lodging. Call 859-3487 and leave message for Lynda. Lake Champlain Painting Co. Interior painting. Experts on repairing damage from leaks and work in adjacent units. Each room $150. 5% off for all first-time customers. Call Omer, 802-658-9275, 802-324-7173. Need HELP w/ the Holidays? I can cook, clean, wrap gifts, send cards, shop, pet care, organize/ declutter homes, kitchen help, lend humor and harmony. References available. Gloria, 802-2231495, Burlington.

Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Biz Opps 1000 envelopes = $5000 Receive $5 for every envelope stuffed with our sales material. Guaranteed! Free information: 24 hour recording 1-800-785-7076. (AAN CAN) CAFE/CATERING BIZ FOR SALE Attractive business w/fully equipped commercial kitchen seeks buyer or partner. Busy location close to Burlington. Unlimited potential for motivated owner. Priced for quick sale. 233-2178. MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill our simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paid choice.com. (AAN CAN) Movie extras, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No Exp. Req., FT/PT All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN) NEED NEW COMPUTER Bad Credit - No Problem! Buy a new computer now and pay for it later. New computers and laptops from $20/ month. Call now 1-800-311-1542. (AAN CAN) POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including Federal Benefits and OT. Paid Training, Vacations. PT/FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P4401 (AAN CAN)

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2003 Jetta GL TDI wagon Manual, southern car, immaculate, complete service records, silver/ black, 50 mpg on ULSD, Vermont TDI Imports, Cooper snows included www.fruitlands.net 1995 Acura Legend, GS, auto, custom heated leather seats, 2door, CD, new pearl white paint. Carbon fiber hood. Low spring suspension, spoiler. Excellent condition. $5900. 802-598-5348.

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1996 Honda Civic Sport coupe. Black. Great car until engine broke. Excellent car for guy who wants to rebuild engine. $1800/ OBO. Valerie, 802-760-9203.

Cars/Trucks 2003 Audi A4 Quattro 1.8T Audi certified preowned. AWD, red, 52 K, great shape, tiptronic, black leather, sun roof, 6 CD changer, beautiful car. Books @ $19,145 w/certification; asking $18,500. 598-3867. $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext.C107. (AAN CAN) 1989 Jeep Cherokee Auto, 4WD, leather seats, roof rack. Runs and has good body but needs work. $650/OBO. 862-9889. 1990 Audi Coupe Quattro Single owner. Hinesburg. Maintenance records available. Garage-kept. 137 K. Details/picture and contact avail. at AutoTrader. com. Sort on zip 05461. $3300. 802-482-4212. 1991 Olds 9 pass wagon. Luxury lugging. Runs like new w/many parts replaced. Full electric. 22 mpg, blue. Art, 802-863-1757. $1500. 1992 Alfa Romeo 164s xtra! Black, tan leather, 5-speed, loaded, 200 K body, 79 K engine. Lots of recent work (brakes, suspension, engine) runs and drives great! Incls. parts car! $3000/ OBO. Call Matt, 802-734-6794. 1992 Jeep Wrangler Runs great, inspection through 7/2007. Many new parts. 166 K. Manual, 6 cylinder. Hard top/bikini/half doors. Roof racks & tow package. $2300/OBO. 802-644-2514 or hornado@msn.com. 1994 Audi 100S Wagon Maroon, tan leather, front wheel drive, V6 auto, 215 K, all records, excellent commuter, below book at $1500/ OBO. 802-434-4649.

1997 CHEVY Silverado 4X4 Original owner, EXCELLENT condition. 171K, oil changed every 3,000-5,000 miles. Transmission replaced in Oct. 05. Vehicle used for transportation, not trailering or off-road use. Silver w/power sunroof. 5.7L/350hp. $8900. 1997 Jetta GT 5-speed, 80 K. Just inspected. Roof rack. $3000/ OBO. 802-859-0901. 1997 Saturn SL Like its owner, car is well cared for and aging gracefully. Recently inspected, 4 snows, runs well w/lots of ilfe left. 111 K. $2200. 802-862-6810. 1997 Toyota camry Auto, power everything, excellent condition. 66 K. $4900. 802-598-5348. 1998 Chevrolet Cavalier 1998 Chevrolet Cavalier, red, 126 K, good condition. Blue Book value: $1500. Sell price: $1000/firm. 660-9524. 1998 Volvo V70 R $6900 140K miles, dealer maintained 2 sets of New Nokian tires (snow and summers). $1500 below NADA\ Edmunds average book value. James, 802-238-6218. 2001 Dodge Neon, Low miles 45000 miles, clean & good condition. Books for $6,100, asking $5,000. Call Abby: (802) 578-5681 2001 Subaru Outback 95k L.L.Bean, auto, $10,100, wintergreen, leather interior. Minor cosmetic issues, excellent mechanically, extra tires. One owner, selling due to job change. $4000 below book. 802-453-5552, ask for Don. 2002 Jeep Wrangler $15,500, 32 K, navy blue. 6 cyl., manual. 4WD. Air, CD, leather. Excellent condition. Original owner. Soft and hard tops. Dan, 802-658-7747. 2002 Mazda Protege5 Silver, 4-door hatchback, 5-speed, new snow tires, CD, AC, 70 K, excellent condition and gas mileage. Blue book $8970, asking $7900. 655-3463.

2003 Toyota Camry LE, V6, auto, power everything, CD, alloy wheels. 53 K. Excellent condition. $11,900/OBO. 802-598-5348. 2004 Nissan Frontier 4x4 21,000 miles, auto, v6, kingcab, black exterior. Excellent condition inside and out. Asking $12,000 (KBB over $15,000). 802-999-7439. 2005 VW Golf GLS TDI Tiptronic, 32k miles, black/gray, immaculate southern, monsoon, moonroof, 45+ mpg on clean ULSD, 4 new Cooper winters included at sale vwtdi@fruitlands.net 2005 VW Golf GLS TDI 50 mpg on ULSD, manual,indigo blue/beige, moonsoon, 6cd changer, heated seats, ESP, moonroof, superb service records, vwtdi@fruitlands. net, Vermont TDI Imports 2005.5 VW Jetta TDI manual 20,500 miles: moonroof, monsoon, ESP, heated seats, dual climate controls, leatherette, six cd changer. Below NADA 23k, KBB 25k retail. vwtdi@fruitlands.net Vermont TDI Imports 2006 Subaru Outback 2.5i Less than 11,000 miles, automatic, looks and feels just like new. metallic green exterior, beige interior. $20,400 (under KBB) 802-233-1906. 92 Subaru Legacy LS Wagon, auto, 4WD, 199 K, runs but needs work. Front corner collision damage. Transmission replaced 3/05. $500/OBO. 862-9889. 93 VOLVO 850 GLT 1 Southern owner + us! 4-door auto, sun roof, AC, airbags, CD, 8 rims, pwr wds/seats, keyless entry, phone, etc. High mileage. $2000. 802-899-4180.

Honda Accord 1992 2-door, auto, 177 K, runs great. $1200. 802-734-0005. Honda Accord 1997 180,000 miles. Blue with gray interior. Standard, power windows and locks. CD player. Good condition. Excellent in snow. Asking $2500. (802)849-2393. HYUNDAI ELANTRA 2005, great gas mileage, 22 K, auto, silver, 1 owner, new tires, envir. protection pckg. $11,300. 318-5138 or LanaQ721@hotmail.com. MUST SELL Toyota Camry Le Excellent condition, comes w/2 sets of tires, automatic starter, auto locks and windows, no rust. 1998 Camry Le only $4000/OBO. Contact kristin_mainello@ yahoo.com. Subaru Legacy Wagon 1993, runs strong, heat, two sets of tires (used), needs a few things, but runs fine, will sell for $700/ OBO. 802-253-6036. Subaru Outback Impreza Spt 2000, auto, AWD, runs great, red, 76 K. $8500/OBO. Call Doug, 802-999-9877. SWEET VW VR6 JETTA!! 99-1/2. New body style. 85 K. Maroon exterior, charcoal cloth interior, power sun roof, meticulously maintained - all records. $8000. Email for pics annitraandsyrah@hotmail.com or call 802-238-3636. Truck 1997 Ford Ranger XLT, 4WD, w/cap, 101K, recent inspection, very good condition, full tank of gas. $2500/OBO. 802-864-5949.

Motorcycles 1996 Kawasaki Eliminator ZL 600, great shape. Rare. $1500/ OBO. 802-922-5613.

94 Honda Civic 4-door. 87 K. Very good condition. Asking $3400. Please call 802-434-6635.

FORD WINDSTAR- GREAT DEAL! 1998 Ford Windstar for $1800, 129 K, good condition. We need our driveway back, you need a car. Cal Kelly at 655-7777. KBB $2400.

Give the Gift of Music 4/4 Doetsch cello and Bam Newtech wheeled case. Purchased 1/06, selling now. New condition, excellent sound, quality instrument. $3300, below current cost. 802-899-2981.

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Studio/ Rehearsal LP to CD Preserve unique audio recordings with a CD cutom burned from your LPs, cassettes, reel to reel tapes or 78s. Call Kieron Digital Labs, 802-865-3417.

Ibanez RG350DX & Case $430 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar/w Ibanez Hardshell case. MINT. Shark tooth inlays, wizard/ II neck, Floyd Rose, sounds great, NO fret buzzing. $430 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (after 6pm). Jackson DKMGT elec. guitar $370 cash only. Black, rosewood fingerboard, sharkfin inlays, EMGHz pickups, Jackson licensed double-locking Floyd. Near mint condition. Call 802-655-9479 6-9 p.m.

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Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable and accessible instruction in guitar, banjo, mandolin, kids lessons, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. References, home visits offered! Andy Greene, (802) 658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail. com. www.andysmountainmusic. com.

Adult entertainment Producer looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-862-1377.

DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s Degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205.

Artists interested in showing their work at the Daily Planet, please contact Heather, dailyplanet15@verizon.net or calling Daily Planet, 802-862-9647 and leave a message 3-5 p.m.

Fun Piano Lessons for all ages. Learn from a patient, experienced teacher. Jazz, Blues, Latin, R&B, Reggae, Folk, World Music, more. Creative, fun. Andric Severance, 310-6042. www.andricseverance. com.

97 Chevy Cavalier 205 K. Runs strong. New brakes, motor mounts, windshield. Air bags deployed. Great for parts or fix up. Body in good shape. $800/OBO. 802-349-6271. 98 Jeep Wrangler Sport 1998 Jeep Wrangler, 80 K, 6cyl, 5speed, full doors, hard and soft tops. Loaded. Alpine/Infinity sound. Dark green. Must see, lots of extras. $9000. 802-999-4582.

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Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

Bassist Need a bassist for a gig or for a band? I have many years experience playing jazz & rock, fretted & fretless electric. Electrobass55@yahoo.com.

Coral Meow! My name is Coral and I am a beautiful 6-year-old short haired spayed female Tortoiseshell. I can be a bit shy and may take a while to adjust to my new home. However, here I am social, talkative, and solicit attention from passersby. So, while I may take some to adjust to new surroundings, I will surely be a wonderful companion in no time! After all, I get along with just about everyone – dogs, cats, and kids 8 and up! I hope you’ll adopt me. Oh, and while I have your attention, this is a great time to think about all of us homeless animals at HSCC and to do something to share the holiday spirit with us. Your kindness will be greatly appreciated. Happy Holidays! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

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Belly Dance Barter Fairfax area - Prof. dancer will trade belly dance classes for doggie pee breaks in the afternoons. Reliable, honest, pet-lover - refs. req. 802-849-9868.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 29, 2006, Impact Radio, Inc. and Palidor, LLC, filed application #4C0825-3 for a project generally described as: The installation of Impact Radio, Inc.’s communications facilities on an existing 100ft. communications tower. The installation includes: 1) the removal of an existing topmounted 20.8 foot antenna with a 17 foot pole to which a 3 bay half-wave antenna will be mounted; 2) the installation of a small studio-to-transmitter antenna on the tower at 60 feet AGL; and 3) the installation of an emergency power generator. The Project does not require construction of a new equipment shelter or site lighting. The Project is located on Brownell Mountain in the Town of Williston, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, December 29, 2006, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings

of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, December 29, 2006. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 6th day of December, 2006. By Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, January 2, 2007 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Final plat application #SD-06103 of James & Ann Sorrell and Douglas Lifton for a boundary line adjustment between 9 Adams Ct. & 7 Brownell Way. 2. Preliminary plat application #SD-06-105 & final plat application #SD-06-106 of East Mountain View, LLC for a planned unit development consisting of a 24,400 sq. ft. 2-story medical office building, 1100 Hinesburg Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. December 13, 2006 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: C.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 399-8-06 CnJv ORDER FOR SERVICE BY PUBLICATION Based upon the motion filed by the State’s Attorney’s Office dated December 4, 2006, and the accompanying Affidavit, the Court finds that service of process cannot, with due diligence, be made upon Tara Smith, other than by publication.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] It is therefore, ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that notice of a merits hearing on the parental fitness of Tara Smith, to be held on Wednesday, January 10, 2007, at 3:00 p.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Costello Courthouse, 32 Cherry St, Burlington, Vermont, shall be published for two (2) consecutive weeks in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation reasonably calculated to give notice to Tara Smith. A copy of this order shall be mailed to Tara Smith if her address can ever be determined. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge Date 12.4.06 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: L.L. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 113-3-06 Cnjv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Brenda Leroux and Daniel Leroux, guardians of L.L. On October 6, 2006, the Guardianship of L.L. (designated Docket No. 31-2006 CnPG) was consolidated with the CHINS proceedings in Chittenden Family Court. The State of Vermont has filed a Motion to Terminate the Permanent Guardianship of L.L. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of the Permanent Guardianship of L.L. will be held on January 8, 2007 at 2:00 P.M., at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Failure to appear at this hearing will result in the Termination of the Permanent Guardianship to L.L. The State is represented by the Attorney General’s Office, 32 Cherry Street, Suite 219, Burlington, Vermont 05401. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge Date 12-6-06 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: C.S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 399-8-06 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Tara Smith, mother of C.S. You are hereby notified that a merits hearing to consider your fitness to act as parent to C.S. will be held on January 10, 2007 at 3:00 p.m. at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Hon. Brian J. Grearson Family Court Judge Date 12-4-06

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO.S0986-05 CnC Bank of New York, as Trustee for the Certificateholders of CWALT 2005J2, Plaintiff v. Susan Morin, Executrix of the Estate of Michael R. Morin And Occupants residing at 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Bank of New York, as Trustee for the Certificateholders of CWALT 2005-J2 to Michael R. Morin dated October 1, 2004 and recorded in Volume 504, Page 3 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on January 10, 2007, at 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A parcel of land with dwelling house and other improvements thereon situated on the southerly side of Colchester Point Road, consisting of 0.5 acres, more or less, with the dwelling house thereon being known and designated as 77 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont. Being a portion of the lands and premises conveyed to Michael R. and Susan Z. Morin by Warranty Deed of Michael R. Morin dated March 21, 1981 and of record at Volume 68, Page 276 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. Reference is made to a Warranty Deed for an easement granted to the Town of Colchester dated April 26, 2001 and of record at Volume 350, Page 584 of said Land Records. Reference is also made to a corrective deed dated April 30, 2002 and of record at Volume 384, Page 618 of said Land Records. Reference is hereby made to the above mentioned instrument, to the records thereof and the references therein contained in further aid of this description.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Colchester. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin 30 Kimball Ave. Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Bank of New York, as Trustee By:___/s/Joshua B. Lobe_______ ________ Joshua Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin 30 Kimball Ave, Suite 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP: Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Celeste Ames at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 802-365-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Small, ongoing, weekly support group to share stories about growing older. For men and women 60 and over. We have fun! Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. Contact Barbara Kester at 657-3668. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:30 – 7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-2234111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.together. net/cvana. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257.

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« support groups NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 8616000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie P. at 233-8808. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747.

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BURLINGTON 11 Cherry Street, Essex Junction. Start the year in a house of your own! This bright well-maintained home in a great neighborhood has 3bedrooms, 1.5-baths, a porch, and a garage. Priced to sell! John Tabak, 879-2041.

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Two modern, 3-bedroom condos, 1100 sq. ft. each, private entrances. $199,900 each. Listed on the Vermont State Historic Register, 241 North Willard Street has been transformed into a modern beauty while still preserving its historic charm. It's been redesigned, renovated, repaired, repainted, restored where possible, and modernized with new kitchens with stainless steel appliances; new bathrooms, lighting fixtures, washer/dryer units, and more. Secure storage. Off-street parking. Close to UVM, the Medical Center, Downtown; an easy ride to St. Michaels College. 802-318-1601 or www.SoloVermontHomes.com

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second Tuesday of the month, 5- 7 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance. WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 847-4848.

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For Sale $199,000 11 Cherry Street, Essex Junction. Start the year in a house of your own! This bright well-maintained home in a great neighborhood has 3 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, a porch, and a garage. Priced to sell! John Tabak, 879-2041. unbelIevable

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2 Bedroom BURLINGTON avail. 1/1/07. Amazing, bright, clean, safe, close to UVM and hospitals, backyard, W/D, DW, parking. All utils. incl. $1390/mo. 802-6580119 or 802-558-0618. 2 BR CONDO SHELBURNE Spacious, 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath, unit w/attached 2-car garage. Skylights, decks, W/D, dish, gas heat. $1100/mo. + utils. + sec. Ref. req. Avail. now. 802-985-8780. 3 Bdrm House in Burlington, hdwd, parking. Across from Ethan Allen Park. Incls. water, trash & plowing. $1300/mo. 802-865-2733. A 3-bedroom home only $247/ mo.! 4% down, 30 years at 8.5% APR! For listings 800-586-3762 ext. g808. New Apartments! Brand Keen’s Crossing. 1-3 bedroom, incls. loft, townhouse styles. Fitness, laundry on site. Market and affordable. Available 2/07. 802655-1810 or www.keenscrossing. com.

BURLINGTON 2 3-BDRM Condos Two modern, 3-bedroom condos, 1100 sq. ft. each, private entrances. $199,900 each. Listed on the Vermont State Historic Register, 241 North Willard Street has x1c-mapletreemort121306.indd 1 12/6/06 5:01:36 PM Charming 3BR duplex Burl: been transformed into a modern Sunny, spacious, lake view, lowbeauty while still preserving its er hill section. Walk downtown. historic charm. It’s been redeBeautiful well-kept duplex w/lots signed, renovated, repaired, reof character incl. fireplace, French painted, restored where possible, doors, hdwd floors, front & side and modernized with new kitchens porches. Eat-in kitchen w/panwith stainless steel appliances; try, LR, DR, storage, W/D, garage, new bathrooms, lighting fixtures, yard, gas heat, newly insulated. washer/dryer units and more. Secure storage. Off-street parking. NS. Avail. early Jan. $1795/mo. + utils. 578-4806. Close to UVM, the Medical Center, Downtown; an easy ride to St. Burlington Church St. MarketMichael’s College. 802-425-3551, place. Studio. Great location. 2nd www.SoloVermontHomes.com. floor. 802-922-8518. COLCHESTER LIKE NEW 2003 2Burlington Avail. 12/01, 1bedroom mobile home in Breezy bedroom, 2nd floor, gas heat and Acres close to schools, shopping. hot water. Brookes Ave. $850/mo. Incls. shed and attached porch. +. Parking. 658-3600. $44,900. Call Rich at Gardner & Burlington Downtown overGardner Realtors, 802-373-7527. looking lake and park, sunny, Duplex, 65 Maple, Winooski Charming duplex, ready for you to move right in to the owner’s unit! Two (2) bedroom units, parking, new roof, flooring, so many updates! www.65maple.com or email seller@65maple.com for more info.

South Burlington Queen City Park. Large house across from green. Near Shelburne Bay. 4-bedroom. $420,000. 802-658-9974.

clean, 1-bedroom apt., some hdwd, off-street parking. NS/pets. Avail. 1/01. $795/mo. 802-476-4071.

Burlington 2-bedroom avail. now. Second floor. Lots of light, immaculate condition. NS/pets. 185 North Willard St. $1250/mo. 802-658-0621. Burlington Great location, 1-2 bedroom apt. Newly renovated. Quiet building. Hdwd. Avail. now. Very nice apt. $1150/mo. incls. heat. 802-288-9244. Burlington 3-bedroom in quiet South End neighborhood. NS. Gas heat. W/D hookups. Nice yard. Parking. $1425/mo. Dep., refs. Avail. now. Call 434-4005 or 233-7006.

BURLINGTON Great 2-bedroom Riverwatch townhouse avail. 1/01. Mins. from FAHC & UVM. 1bath, laundry, balcony and swimming pool in summer. Rent incls. heat. $1275/mo. 802 -578-3039. BURLINGTON Downtown, small 1-bedrooms, $600+ /$625. heated; 1-bedroom w/modern kitchen/bath, hdwd, city views, $750/mo. + ; 2-bedroom above Manhattan Pizza, $950/mo., heated. Large 2/3 bedroom w/ laundry, $1150/$1350/mo. inc. some pkg. & heat. Downtown, modern triplex, 2-bedroom, 2.5bath condo, $1400/mo. +. New N. End 2-bedroom condo w/Brand new carpet. $1050/mo. +. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom cottage and garage fresh and clean. $975/mo. +. All avail. now! No dogs. Lease, dep. 860-4641 Burlington Very nice 2-bedroom, great location. Plenty of parking. $850/mo. Avail. 1/01/07. 802-999-4450. Burlington 1-bedroom, second floor, gas heat. $650/mo. +. Dep. Avail. 1/01/07. 802-363-2442. Burlington Urban chic, downtown, waterfront condo. 1.5-bedroom, 1-bath, vaulted ceilings, great room, huge porch, lake views, gas fireplace, W/D, 2 parking spots. $1300/mo. + low utils. 802-899-4638. Burlington 2-bedroom, close to downtown, Leddy Park. 1 parking spot. $825/mo. Big kitchen, big bedrooms. 802-863-7110. Burlington Sparkling, 1-bedroom, super insulated, galley kitchen, two closets, like new appliances and bathroom, new paint, hdwd, garage, yard. Walk to downtown/UVM/FAHC. $780/mo. +. NS/pets. 802-863-3818.

NOW LEASING FOR EARLY 2007 OCCUPANCY Where Luxury Apartments Meet Downtown Living. Be part of a brand new and vibrant neighborhood in Winooski Falls! Live just minutes— perhaps mere steps—away from your favorite local places: the riverwalk, Lake Champlain, colleges, 100-acre natural area, and more. With a variety of floor plans to choose from—including one, two or three bedroom options—Keen’s Crossing has rental accommodations that fit your lifestyle. To be one of the first to preview our model, call 802.655.1810 or visit the Winooski Falls office in the Champlain Mill, One Main Street, Suite One, Winooski. We are open Monday-Friday 8:30am-5pm and Saturday 9am-4pm. ONE, TWO OR THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS ON-SITE FITNESS CENTER

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Burlington 2-bedroom, hookups, parking, yard. Avail. immed. $875/mo. +. 802-238-0064. Burlington 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Downtown. Parking. Gas heat/HW. No pets. Avail. 1/01. $1200/mo. and $875/mo. Steven, 802-865-2114, call before 8 p.m. Burlington South Union St. Nice efficiency. Heat/HW incl. Shared bath. $450/mo. Avail. soon. 802-863-6613. Burlington Old North End, 3bedroom, first floor. Hdwd, porch, parking. New gas heat. Avail. 1/01. $1100/mo. +. 802-893-0000. Burlington - On Lake and Park. Unique, clean, 2-bedroom, hdwd, sep. dining room, W/D in apt. Offstreet parking. Storage garage. NS/pets. Avail. January. $1150/ mo. + utils. 802-476-4071.

Through an innovative financing program, Keen’s Crossing offers gracious living at a variety of rent levels. In addition to market rate rentals, there is a selection of affordable apartment homes offered under the Federal Tax Credit Program for applicants who meet certain income guidelines.

BURLINGTON 2 BDRM Barrett St. 1 near3x8c-KeensCrossing112906.indd hospital, Saint Mike’s, UVM, quiet area, great condition, no smoking inside, off-street parking, no dogs, avail. now. $900/ mo. + utils. 862-4007. Burlington 2BR Heat Inc. Avail. 1/01 or sooner. Sublet 1/01-6/30/2007. 1 mi. to Church St. Across from lake, bike path, North Beach. 1.5-bath, W/D in apt., huge LR & bkyd. Private drive & covered parking. Cats ok. Private front porch. Call 203-623-2593.

BURLINGTON 2 BDRM 19 Barrett St., near hospital, UVM, St. Mike’s, quiet area. NS/dogs. Inside great condition and neighbors. Avail. now. $900/mo. + utils. 862-4007.

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Call Emily at 865-1020 x37 homeworks@sevendaysvt.com Burlington Avail 1-1 Rather Unique 2 bdrm on 2nd floor of 1850 vintage barn. 1200 sq. ft. of modern features blended with historic. Central heat & air conditioning, storage. Private beach, laundry next door, high-speed Internet. Could be used as an office. $1200 + utilities. 658-3053. BURLINGTON LAKEVIEW ROOM Large room 2min walk to Hospital/UVM. Marvelous lakeview. Hardwood floors. Private. Building mostly rented by UVM Med students. Offsite parking. Free garbage removal. $525/month including utilities. Contact 802999-4171 or zeichnerj@hotmail. com Burlington one bedroom Nice, 3rd floor, N. Willard, heat, hot water, parking included, no pets. $690/mo. Avail. 1/01/07. Call 802-862-9455. Burlington Unique 2 Bdrm Little Eagle Bay. Unique 2-bedroom on 2nd floor of vintage barn. 1200 sq. ft. of modern features blended w/historic. Central heat & AC. Amenities, storage, private beach, on site laundry. Highspeed Internet. Could be used as office space. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-658-3053. burlington waterfront apt Avail. 2/1/07. 2-bedroom, 2-bath, fabulous views, French provincial design, 2-person shower. Extraordinary. Security & covered parking. $2000/mo. inc. heat & air. By appointment only. Melinda Moulton, Main Street Landing, 802864-7999, melinda@mainstreet landing.com. http://www.7dspot. com/7c/images/header.gif Burlington, Shelburne St Avail. now. 1-bedroom. $675/mo. 1st floor. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x 1021, www.nevilleco. com/residence. Burlington: MUST SEE Ranch Woodbury Road: Immaculate 2bedroom, 1-bath, arched doorways, beautiful hdwd floors, garage, W/D, renovated bath w/tile, 3-season porch. Pets neg. $1300/ mo. 802-846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com.

Burlington: Newly Updated! Pitkin St., 2-bedroom, XL bath. Brand new carpet in bedrooms, prof. cleaning, fresh paint. Pets neg. $1100/mo. - $1300/mo. 802846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Colchester 2 large apts. in excellent condition. 1-bedroom, $700/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Studio, $600/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/01. Parking, barn storage, garden space. NS/pets. 802-372-5402. Colchester Good location. 4 rooms, 2-bedroom, gas heat, no pets. $830/mo. +. 878-6691 or 862-9335. Colchester 1 bdrm Colchester, large 1-bedroom. avail. 12/15, long or short term. Furnished or not. Beach and mooring rights. $775/mo. incls. all + cable. 316-2040. Colchester-One Bedroom Apt Full bath, newly carpeted, walk-in closet. Economical gas heat/hot water. NS/pets. $550/mo. + utils. $600 sec. dep. Credit check. Lease. 802-238-0981, pease. apartments@penro.net. Downtown Burlington 1 Bdrm $495/mo. Small, clean, 1bedroom studio w/loft area for bed and off-street parking on North Winooski Ave. in downtown Burlington. Avail. now! Call Seth at 802-324-3130. Downtown Richmond 2-bedroom, new carpet, heat incl. $800/mo. Call 343-2102. Essex Furnished, superb location, large, bright, 1-bedroom, incls. heat, electric and cable. NS/pets. $750/mo. 802-879-7326. Essex Jctn Condo- 2BDR Beautiful 2-floor condo in Essex Park, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, W/D, carport, pool/tennis. Great location near IBM, Essex Shops and bike path. Must see! $1100/mo. 802-999-0964. HOUSE FOR RENT Essex Jct. Quiet st. Nice yard, private, 3-bedroom. $1150/mo. 802-233-1574.

House For Rent, Burlington LAKEFRONT HOME MILTON: Un3-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, home off furnished home with 3-bedroom, North Ave. Large, fenced yard, D/ 2 full baths. Private beach, gaW, W/D, garage. Pets considered. rage. NS/pets. Year-round tenant 2x4c-CTXmortage-101106 11/28/06 9:33 AM Page 1 $1275/mo. +. 184 Woodbury Rd. preferred. $1500/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/01. Open house 12/16, 11 802-865-3141. a.m. - 1 p.m. 410-404-9165.

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Jericho $1200/mo. heat incl. Spacious 3-bedroom apt. in beautifully restored historic home. Large kitchen, D/W, nice deck. Incl. yard, storage, W/D, water. NS, pets neg. Avail. now. 802-899-3727. Jericho 1 bedroom Unique country setting, quiet and charming. 5 mins. to I-89, 10 mins. to IBM. $675/month, plus. NS/pets. 878-2607.

Roommate for Jan-May 2007 Burlington, to share a college apt. w/3 males. 10-15 mins. walking distance to campus/dtown. Incl. D/W, 1.5-bath, parking. $400/mo. + util. 413-262-3237. S BURLINGTON TREETOP CONDO Avail. 1/01/07, 2-bedroom, 1.5bath; first floor end unit, W/D, D/W, pool, tennis court, carport, NS/pets, $1025/mo. +. 802-4792054, eves or leave message.

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Chalet, 5 Jeffersonville mins. from Smugglers’ Notch. 3-bedroom, 2 full baths, living room/dining room, family room, small workshop, W/D. Freshly painted w/new carpet throughout. No pets. $1100/mon. + utils. 802-644-2059.

New Haven Two years newly built four-star energy rated, inexpensive utils., new appliances, laundry hookup. 1-bedroom. Incls. driveway plowing and lawn mowing. 975 sp. ft. Quiet, scenic area, easy access to Rt. 7. $800/mo. + utils. 802-453-2865.

Luxury Garret Avail. 1/01. Mint Victorian reno. 1-2 bedrooms, W/D, AC, D/W, skylight, storage, parking, porch, hdwd flrs. Quiet, NS building. $1350/ mo. incls. heat, cable, Internet. 802-864-5801 Milton - Updated Cape Oglewood Road: Beautifully maintained, 2-3 bedrooms, 1 bath, 1656 sq. ft., remodeled master bath on 2 acres. 6/12/17 mo. lease. Small pets neg. $1350/mo. 802-846-9568, www.Hickokand Boardman.com. Monkton/one bedroom apt. Just over Hinesburg line. $650/ mo. Electric & dish incl. Propane heat. Garden space and trails. No pets/smoking. Call 453-2985 or 999-6165.

So. Burl: Built in 2005! Eldredge St. Built in 2005, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, walk-in closet, walk-in pantry, balcony. Includes heat, AC, trash,etc. $1475/mo. 12, 16, 18-month lease. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. So. Burlington: A Catch! Lindenwood Dr: Bright, 1-bedroom + office, 1-bath, nicely refinished hardwood floors, W/D, built-ins, garage + driveway. Incls. heat!! Cats/neg. $800/mo. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. $1000/ South BUrlington mo. 2-bedroom condo. Very nice, clean and bright. Close to everything! Recent upgrades. Parking for two cars. Cats OK. Water/trash and snow removal incl. Sec. dep., credit/ref. Please call 651-9000 or email agoldberg@vtelderlaw.com for more info. South Burlington Beautifully maintained Twin Oaks condo. Second floor, end unit. New carpet, paint, windows. Mint condition! Carport, pool. Gas heat. $1050/mo. NS/pets. 893-3507 or 373-9999. South BUrlington Farrell St., newly constructed 2-bedroom condo, 2-bath, underground parking, fitness room, washer/dryer, heat included, secure access, no pets, storage unit, close to interstate, $1400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229.

BUrlington Laurel south Hill Drive. Newly constructed 1bedroom, 1-bath, W/D, garage, gas heat, pets considered, $850 monthly, Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229. South BUrlington Laurel Hill Drive 4 bedroom house, 1 _ baths, basement, garage, pets considered, short-term lease, $1600 monthly, Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229. South Burlington Cute house in quiet, convenient, sought after neighborhood. 3-bedroom, 2-bath, hdwd, 2-car garage, large yard, fireplace. Avail. 1/01/07. $1550/mo. Short or long-term lease. Well mannered dogs welcomed. 802-863-0556, sfitz222@ aol.com. South Burlington 2-bedroom, 2-bath, new 4th floor condo, $1400/mo., heat, AC incl., underground parking w/storage, fitness room, full W/D. Avail. now. Call 355-6854. Spacious 2 + Bedroom Apt. 2bedroom + office, large living area w/2 sets of sliding glass doors overlooking 2 acres lot. New appliances and private entrance. Partially furnished. Quiet, close to mall, bike path and hospital. $1400 includes util. Contact: Kari Anne 859-9280 or email kl1snow girl@hotmail.com. Spacious 2 BDRM Apartment Avail. 1/01/07. Hdwd, lots of closet space, porch, close to downtown, pets OK, off-street parking. $950/mo. Call 802-355-5244. FurSt.Albans/Furnished nished 3-bedroom raised ranch, W/D, wood and oil heat. Garage, weight room and snow removal utils. not included. $1250/mo. 1st & last. 3/4 mi. I89, 22 mi. Burlington. 802-782-9522. TREETOPS in S. Burlington 2-bedroom w/den, large living room, end unit, 2nd flr, gas, carport, pool, tennnis, deck, W/D, NS/pets. Nice condition, hiking trails, avail. 1/07. $1200/mo. + dep. + utils. 863-5164.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] VeRgennes Medium 2-bedroom large, enclosed porch, parking, heat and hot water incl. $800/ mo. No dogs. Call only 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. 802-349-9549. Westford Farmhouse, Rt. 128, 4-bedroom, 2-bath, 1 w/shower and jacuzzi, snow removal. Dep., 1st. $1400/mo. Boarding option. Jean, 802-229-1038. Westford 1 bedroom Apt New wood floors, new windows, new paint and very clean. Propane heat. Laundry in basement. NS/pets. $525/mo. + utils. Tom, 878-3929. Williston - New Duplex 2bedroom apt. in new duplex. Great yard, privacy, parking. 1.5-bath, microwave, new W/D in unit, D/W. Close to I-89, Exit 12. $1350/mo. + utils. 383-4084. Winooski 2-bedroom duplex. Newly renovated. Off-street parking. Private yard, on busline, close to parks and schools. $950/mo. includes heat. Avail. 12/01. 802655-1292. Winooski Avail. 1/01. West Spring St., 3-bedroom house, hookups, yard, parking. $1700/ mo. +. Please call 658-3600. Winooski 3-bedroom, quiet, side st. Convenient to interstate/ university/downtown Burlington. Parking avail. $1150/mo. Heat and hot water incl. 802-862-1850. Winooski 3-bedroom, 1-bath, NS. Cats only. 2-car parking. Free laundry. Avail. 1/01. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-318-0029. Winooski 2-bedroom, laundry, parking. $815/mo. +. 802-238-0064.

Housemates $600 Share 2 Bdrm. Condo. I am a 23 YO prof. F looking to share my 2-bedroom condo (heat, hot water, electricity, Internet and parking included). Contact Melissa, Summer2040@yahoo. com or 802-318-7918. 3 Rms with Private Baths Large rooms w/private bath. Total renovation w/wood floors, abundant shared kitchen/living area near Red Rocks. 2 rooms @ $650/ mo. 1 @ $750/mo. Utils. incl. NS/ pets. 802-872-7555. Bartlett Bay House Share Spacious lakeside home; prof. for private bedroom, bath and den. Dead-end street, lake access, no pets. Avail. 12/01. $600/mo. + 1/2. 660-3931. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, close to hospital and downtown. $575/mo. Call 802-233-5549 Burlington Basement room, $440/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + dep. No pets. Avail. 12/18. Prof. pref. Call 6607172 or 598-7423. Burlington Share apt. w/guy and his dog. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. Old North End. $325/ mo. Most utils. incl. Call for specifics, 859-0840. Burlington Responsible individual to share 3-bedroom house w/two sober individuals. Quiet neighborhood, ND/ND/NS. $450/ mo. + 1/3 utils. + dep. Avail. 1/01. 802-355-0147. Burlington Downtown location, room in small house, yard, porch. NS/pets. M or F. $390/ mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. 860-6608.

Burlington Gay friendly roommate needed to share small, 2bedroom house. Between UVM and St. Mike’s. Off-street parking, on busline, W/D, near nature trail. $400/mo. + dep., 1/2 utils. 802658-0302, 802-338-2834. Burlington Roommate wanted to share spacious 2-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, hdwd, W/D. $650/mo. all utils. incl. Call Patrick, 802-598-8302. Chill Place In Burlington Room to sublet, 411 Flynn Avenue, $350/mo. + utils. 3 roommates, 1 guy, 2 girls. Nice people in their mid 20s, 420 friendly. FREE W/D, spot to park, lots of storage space in basement. Call 802-324-7955, available ASAP. Great S. Burlington Condo Roommate wanted to share upscale 2-bedroom condo (prefer early prof female/male). Large room, W/D, deck, pool, tennis. Great place! Avail. 1/20, neg. $600/mo. +. Contact: 864-0767. Huntington Home Looking for peaceful, responsible, joyous person. Timber frame, river, garden, W/D, etc. $520/mo. incls. heat. 30 mins. to Burlington. 233-5621. Lincoln Looking for someone to share by home, 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home on 10 acres. $400/ mo. + utils. Must be animal lover. 802-453-8411 for more info. room for rent Rent is $400 + dep. Call 802-343-3815. Room for rent in S. Burl. Beautiful condo to share with quiet, mature, non smoking professional. Includes: own bathroom, laundry in unit, off street parking. Please be cat friendly, respecful, courteous and clean. $600/month, includes utilitities. roommate/house sitter 2bath, 2-bedroom townhouse, hill section, w/laundry and storage. Prof., NS sought. Owner out of town often. $600/mo. incls. all. St. Albans. 802-309-4556. Seeking Housemate Responsible respectful individual to share 3-bedroom, 2.-bath home in Monkton. No pets or smoking. $550/mo. 802-598-3752. Spacious S. Burlington Apt Share spacious 2-bedroom apt in S. Burlington w/easy-going friendly prof. male, non-smoker. $445/mo. + elec., off-street parking, W/D, good cooking, wine. Avail. 12/15. Call 310-9633. Winooski Student/young prof. to share large, fully furnished house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. large yard. Close to SMC/ UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Winooski Avail. 1/01. 2nd story of small house w/shared bath/ kitchen on first floor. Absolute privacy at roommate costs. $475/ mo. incls. utils. Small dogs neg. 802-655-1675.

Sublets/ Temporary BURLINGTON - Home away from home. $40-$50/night for month or more “Extended Stays” w/exceptional amenities/views/furnishings at 1317 Spear St. www. rickhubbard.org/ExtendedStays or 802-864-3330. GREAT BURLINGTON SUBLET 1bedroom studio, avail. early Jan. thru June 1, incls. heat, offstreet parking, gas stove, great location, 19 Grant. $550/mo. + elec. 802-310-7507.

Mt. Philo Inn Apartments Charlotte: Furnished apts. at the Mt. Philo Inn. Spectacular views. Spacious, comfortable, unique. Apt. #2 has 2 bedrooms, 1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 laundry, pets neg. $1650/mo. incls. all. www.mtphiloinn.com. 802-425-3335.

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Riverwatch Sublet JanuaryMay 2007, 1-bedroom in a 3-bedroom condo, open-minded roommates, looking for a laid-back young adult. 516-993-3528.

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Room For Rent Two roommates. Near UVM, FAHC, downtown. Heat, water, parking and trash removal incl. $600/mo. + gas and electricity. Call 802-384-2313. Email wildhackfurey@hotmail.com.

TWO BRAND NEW single family homes in St. Albans City. 2-bed, 1-bath Capes with a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level with approx. 1,053 finished sq. feet (2,703 total sq. feet). The site is a 1/3 acre lot in the heart of St. Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is efficient gas-fired hot water. Open House: Saturday, December 16th 3-4pm

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Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. H107. (AAN CAN). LANDLORDS Tired of tenant destruction and late rent excuses? Visit our website @ http://www. section8bible.com. Book incls. eviction information, investor lending and exact banks we used. (AAN CAN)

Office/ Commercial Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-8647999. www.mainstreetlanding. com. Burlington 67 Pearl St. 350 sq. ft. of office space. $350/mo. incls. heat. 802-985-3433. Burlington Office for Rent Furnished space avail. M & F in an established group of independent, licensed private practitioners. Parking, handicapped accessible. $275/mo. Call 651-9011.

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Beautiful condominiums are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Each condo features approximately 1,500 square feet of living space with 2 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 baths, garage, and full basement. Details are subject to change, stay tuned! Open House: Saturday, December 16th 1-2pm Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

BURLINGTON REDROCKS CONDO

Available Now: Approx. 1,300 sq. ft., 3-bed, 2-bath, second floor condo with a very open floor plan. Home includes back deck and oversized garage which can fit lots of stuff! Save money on your heating costs with the 4-star energy rating with natural gas heat and hot water. Recent upgrades include new windows and wood laminate flooring. Convenient location close to I-89, downtown Burlington and the lake. Purchase Price: $ 200,000 grant for income eligible buyers:$53,670 Mortgage Amount: $146,330

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Montpelier South End Riverfront: Office space sublet within 2100 sq.ft. open floor plan. Shared equipment: fax, Internet, color laser printer, conference area. Comfortable. Call 802-225-1331.

This Is A Must See: Approx. 1,016 square ft., 2-bed, 2-bath, 3-level condo. Features include two back decks and a large finished basement that can be used as a 3rd bedroom. All appliances are included in the sale. Save money on winter heating costs with efficient gas heat. Convenient location close to I-89, schools, parks and shopping.

South Burlington Light filled office space w/cathedral ceilings in medical office building. 400 sq. ft. $499/mo. 802-881-9252. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450. Winooski 4200 sq. ft. office suite, top floor, premier building, parking and amenities. Gordon Rowe, 802-316-1590.

Vacation Rentals Burl. Condo 2-bedroom, $1200 Christmas week. Can sleep 6. Private baths, large open kitchen, fireplace, garage, all amenities. 5 mins. to town. $600/dep. 802-859-0123.

Open House: Wednesday, December 13 4:30-5:30 Friday, December 15 1:00-2:00 Purchase Price: $ 190,000 Grant for income eligible buyers: $37,980 Mortgage Amount: $151,920

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Autism School-Based Interventionist: Provide direct intervention and training to

foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field (educational qualifications may be waived given relevant work experience and demonstrated skills in core job competencies). Prior training and experience working with children with Autism. Knowledge of, and experience in, ABA treatment methodologies. Valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. Full-time (37.5 hours per week), w/ benefit package.

Business Associate: to support the revenue/receivables/billing, cash processing,

management/third party reporting, general accounting, etc., activities of the accounting department. Looking for one to three years of Insurance/Medicaid billing and collections experience. 37.5 hours per week, with benefits.

Family Support Services Clinician: Position involves working intensively with

children and adolescents in custody and their foster families and kinship providers through DCF contract. Master’s degree preferred or BA plus relevant experience. Part-time (20 hours per week).

Substance Abuse Screener (12-15 hours/week): Clinical position providing substance abuse assessments and referrals to DWI offenders as part of Vermont’s Project CRASH program. Must be able to work effectively with a wide range of individuals and be highly organized. B. A. in human service field, plus two years of relative experience or equivalent. Must also have certification/license as an Alcohol and Drug Counselor. Flexible work hours. Therapeutic Support Worker: Provide services to 17-year-old male in the home

and community with emphasis on social skills development. Experience with youth on the Autism Spectrum helpful. Training provided. 10-15 hours per week (afternoons between 12 noon and 4 PM required).

For a complete list of Job Opportunities at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

Equal Opportunity Employer

To apply to any of the Job Opportunities listed above, you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

Small NAEYC accredited child care center seeks Toddler and Preschool Teachers, 2-3 days/week; also on-call substitutes. Must be willing to: laugh out loud, sit on the floor, honor children’s needs and curiosities, enjoy getting messy and cleaning up, communicate directly and respectfully with children, families and co-workers, play for the whole team. The ideal candidate will have experience and related education, passion for this work, and be able to make a long-term commitment. Please send cover letter and resume to: Andrea Viets, Williston Children’s Center c/o Child Care Resource 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Behavior interventionist Interventionists will develop therapeutic relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Position begins immediately and pays $25,500 + full benefits. B.A. required. send resume and names of 3 references to: emilyhof@howardcenter.org.

interventionist Do you want to be part of a new pilot program? Are you creative, flexible and willing to learn? Have you been considering graduate work and/or a shortened work schedule paying full wages and benefits? If so this may be the job for you. We need an Interventionist to work 1:1 with SO male youth. Position entails implementing life skills and behavioral programming in a variety of settings. Essential skills include the ability to set behavioral limits and management of aggressive behaviors. Males are ideal candidates for position. 1 shift still available: a full-time position (3 days continuous: from 5pm Wednesday until 8am Saturday, pays in mid-thirties. Position provides full benefits (medical, dental, 401k, & 7 weeks paid vacation). BA required. send resume and names of 3 references to emilyhof@howardcenter.org.

autism interventionist To provide educational, social, behavioral and life skill development in public school & community settings with children with Autism Spectrum Disorders. Intensive training & ongoing supervision provided. Excellent professional development opportunity. Transportation required. Bachelor’s degree and some experience w/children and/or special needs necessary. Competitive salary plus full benefits. send resume to: Jennifer Dunbar.

Family CliniCian Seeking a full-time Master’s level clinician for Family and Community Based Services Program serving children w/emotional & behavioral challenges and their families. Previous work with care coordination, therapeutic interventions & parenting education necessary. Requires strong communication & organizational skills. Knowledge of community resources a plus. Flexible hours and transportation required. Qualified candidates may apply by sending cover letter and resume to Beth Goss.

the Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine street, Burlington, vt 05401 (802) 863-1326, www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

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KEYSTONE Behavioral Services is also seeking substitutes to work on a part-time, as-needed basis in school and community settings providing 1:1 instruction and intervention with assigned children.

Professional Nurses Service, Inc. is a Home Health Provider that has been serving the State of Vermont and border areas of Massachusetts and New Hampshire for over 25 years.

COMMUNITY INTEGRATION SPECIALISTS Part-time positions available in the Developmental Disabilities program. Ideal if you are interested in flexible hours and an opportunity to assist individuals with developmental disabilities at their work sites and in social programs.

RESIDENTIAL SUBSTITUTES Needed for agency’s two residential facilities. Flexible hours, overnight and weekend shifts. Experience working in residential programs for individuals with mental illness. Helpful but not necessary. All positions require reliable transportation and mandatory background checks. Please submit resumes and letters of interest to:

Human Resources Lamoille County Mental Health Services 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 Lamoille County Mental Health Services is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

We are seeking a Nurse Leader to provide Home Health Care in the greater Burlington area. We also have positions available for dedicated RNs, LPNs & LNAs in the Burlington, St. Albans and Barre, VT areas. Our employees choose to work for Professional Nurses because we are a preferred employer, offering benefit eligible & flexible part-time and per-diem schedules. Day, Evening and Night shifts are available. Full-time opportunities are also available. Apply your skills in a home setting, providing one-on-one client care that improves someone’s life. We support new clients everyday. Insurance and other benefits are offered in accordance with company policies. *Per Diem employment does not qualify for our benefits schedule.

Call, mail or email resume to: Professional Nurses Service P.O. Box 188 Winooski, VT 05404 1-802-655-7111 or 1-800-44-NURSE alexh@pronurses.com Equal Opportunity Employer

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Development and Outreach Coordinator.

Essex CHIPS (Community Helping to Inspire People to Succeed), an innovative nonprofit that promotes healthy youth development in the greater Essex community, is seeking a dynamic and skilled individual for a full-time position to work closely with current staff doing the following, all aimed at coordinating a sustainable, community-wide approach to supporting our mission of “inspiring youth to make healthy choices through youth-adult partnerships and community involvement.�:

• Grassroots fundraising: Working with Board and staff to plan and implement a yearly fundraising strategy.

• Organizational marketing: Work to increase broad community awareness of CHIPS. Coordinate public relations and promotion of events and activities through personal appearances, posters, print media, presentations, and other creative methods. Participate in community discussions and local committees or groups to enhance CHIPS involvement in mission-related events and activities in the area. The ideal candidate will possess excellent organizational, written, and communication skills; will be proficient with basic computer applications; will value and support youth input; and will be able to work independently as well as with a diverse group of community stakeholders, including youth. Interested candidates should submit a letter of interest, resume, and contact information for three references to: Essex CHIPS 2 Lincoln Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452 or via email at info@essexchips.org.

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• Grant writing/management: Assist the Executive Director in identifying, securing and managing grant funding.

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Environmental Services Technician The purpose of this position is to provide both routine and complex cleaning at agency-owned or leased buildings. This job is accountable for maintaining a clean and healthy environment at a variety of buildings that provide services, house offices, and are living space for clients. Must be familiar with a broad spectrum of cleaning methods and chemicals and must be able to work with staff to coordinate scheduling around employees and client needs. One-year minimum work experience in commercial cleaning required. Valid Vermont driver’s license and own transportation required. High school diploma or GED required. Respond to Roger Cornell or email rogerc@howardcenter.org.

Maintenance Technician The Howard Center for Human Services currently has an opening for a Maintenance Technician. This position is responsible for the day-to-day repairs and maintenance for agency sites. Candidates should have a minimum of 3-5 years in building trades, construction and/or maintenance. This position requires a GED or Trade School Certificate, but a high school diploma is preferred, and a valid operator’s license. Desired skills include: experience in building trade including, but not limited to; carpentry, electrical, plumbing and HVAC. Ideal candidate will have good communication skills and basic computer knowledge. Send resumes with cover letter to: Derek Kirby, by December 29.

Howard Center 208 Flynn Avenue, Suite 3J Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply.

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The Capital City of Montpelier (pop. 8, 100) is seeking an individual to administer Montpelier’s Zoning and Subdivision Regulations. The Administrative Officer (a.k.a. Zoning Administrator) educator to provide literacy and secondary education services at St. Johnsbury is a front line-position whose duties include: applying the regulations to permit Regional Correctional Facility in St. Johnsbury, VT. The ability to work with diverse Need to place an ad? applications; assisting persons through the permit process; review and analysis of permit age groups with multiple learning modalities is essential. Preference will be given applications; site inspections; providing staff support to the DRB and DRC; preparing those with an endorsement in Language Arts. Candidates must possess a current Call n ad? to Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 records of board actions; enforcement; interdepartmental development review coordination; beginning educator’s license or professional educator’s license, by the VT Department of Education or any state education department, as a classroom and assisting in other departmental functions as appropriate. A detailed job description teacher, plus have one year teaching experience. Successful candidate with out-of-state and qualifications is available upon request and can be obtained through the Notices licensure will be required to obtain a VT Department of Education license as page at http://www.montpelier-vt.org. Competitive pay and excellent benefits, depending a contingency for completion of original probation. This is a full-time position. call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 on qualifications and experience. The City seeks to fill this position as soon as possible. The base salary is $35,485 and is negotiable based on educational credentials, Though submissions will be accepted until the position is filled, respondents are urged plus a full benefit package. to submit a letter and resume by December 20, 2006 after which interviews will be For further information, contact the Community High School of VT, Department of scheduled. Individuals selected for an interview will be asked to provide a writing sample. Corrections (802) 241-2273.

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Director of Planning & Community Development City Hall, 39 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 056022950, email: ghallsmith@montpelier-vt.org.

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Seventh Generation is the nation’s leading brand of non-toxic and environmentally safe household products. With distribution in thousands of natural product and grocery stores nationwide, we’ve become the authority when it comes to products that protect your health and the planet. Seventh Generation is currently looking to fill the following position in their Burlington, VT office.

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Essex Junction church seeking permanent part-time custodian. Up to 20 hrs/week, Sundays 1-3pm, Mon thru Thurs (or Fri), morning hrs preferred. Proximity to on-site daycare requires screening of applicants. $12.50/hr, $30 bonus for Christmas Eve work.

The Accounting Assistant will be part of a team that has responsibility for the efficient operation of the Accounts Payable and Accounts Receivable functions. Primary responsibilities of this role include entering invoices and issuing checks to vendors, researching and analyzing customer deductions and credits in the Accounts Receivable system, and helping to ensure prompt payments are made to vendors and received from customers. Degree program with a concentration in Finance preferred, 1-2 years related experience required. This position is 40 hours/week and eligible for full benefits.

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Wall/Goldfinger, a premium commercial furniture manufacturer, is looking for a creative and enthusiastic concept artist to join our sales team. Reporting to the Art Director, this position’s primary responsibilities include working directly with our sales representatives and estimators to create conceptual images and movies to be used by architects and clientele for product visualization. The ideal candidate will possess either a comprehensive knowledge of modern woodworking techniques & materials, or proficiency with 3D modeling applications & Adobe Photoshop; both would be ideal. We expect to do significant training in our particular work methods, but you should be very motivated to pursue ongoing education and experimentation with Maya 3D software. Ability and willingness to hit high-pressure short deadlines is required. Wall/Goldfinger (EOE) offers a casual and progressive work environment and an excellent compensation and benefits package. Send responses in confidence by December 29 to:

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Manager of Special Gifts Vermont Public Radio seeks a Manager of Special Gifts to join our Major Giving team as part of our effort to secure the financial future of VPR. This individual will focus on encouraging donors to consider annual major gifts, bequests, annuities and charitable trusts that benefit VPR. Responsibilities include the identification, cultivation, solicitation, and stewardship of major and planned gift prospects; managing a full-scale planned giving program including specialty newsletters, legacy society and planned giving Web pages. The top candidate will be an entrepreneurial self-starter with at least five years of demonstrated success in major gifts and familiarity with planned giving options. Bachelor’s degree required, along with exceptional oral and written communication skills, enthusiasm, a sense of humor, a willingness to travel throughout the state, and a commitment to the mission of VPR.

Send resume to: Jobs at VPR, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Avenue, Colchester, Vermont 05446 or email to jstilley@vpr.net.

Open your home to an interesting and unique gentleman with a developmental disability. He enjoys music and listening to local radio personalities. The ideal candidate will be patient, understanding and have the flexibility to use their skills in diverse situations. Generous compensation, training and ongoing supervision are provided. For more information, contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@cvsvt.org, or call at 802-655-0511, extension 108.

Interim Respite Home Provider Are you looking for rewarding work from your home? CVS is seeking an individual or couple to help us develop a respite home for individuals with disabilities. Enjoy the flexibility of a rewarding position that fits your lifestyle with both planned and emergent respite. Compensation, training, accessibility modifications to the home, and ongoing supervision is provided. For more information, please contact Elizabeth Sightler at extension 120, esightler@cvsvt.org.

Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking dynamic individuals to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. This is an excellent opportunity for those first entering the human services as well as for those looking to continue their work in this field. We are currently offering substitute hours and one part-time, fully benefited position. If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Ave., Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511, Fax: (802) 655-5207

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Program manager Public Relations Fellowship/ Junior Associate Position

Grounds for Health seeks dynamic candidate with experience in international women’s health to assist in all aspects of the organization. Excellent writing, computer skills and fluency in Spanish required. 20% overseas travel.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

New York City and Burlington, Vt.-based marketing firm seeks creative, articulate and organized public relations person who can juggle many responsibilities — and keep all the balls in the air — in its fast-paced Burlington office. Excellent oral and written communications skills a must. For extra credit, prove to us that you’re passionate about the blogosphere and online media. If you’re interested, send an e-mail pitch about yourself and your resume to jobs@ksvc.com. No phone calls please. We regret that we will be able to respond only to qualified candidates.

grounds for HealtH 92 south main street, Waterbury, Vt 05676 802-241-4146, email: august@groundsforhealth.org www.groundsforhealth.org

Local Physical Therapy Company, specializing in Industrial Rehabilitation, is looking for a part-time Administrative Assistant. This position will be 5 days a week consisting of a total of 20-30 hours. A majority of these hours will be in the afternoon, with closing duties at 5pm required.

Are you looking for a teaching position that brings out the kid in you?

We are looking for: Proficiency in Word & Excel with ability to use Powerpoint and Publisher. Good typing skills of at least 65wpm; a proven record of attention to detail; customer oriented; team player; great attitude. Job-related testing required, along with at least three phone references.

Blooming Minds is searching for a Lead Preschool Teacher who believes in early immersion into academics while keeping things innovative and fun! Must possess a BA in Education and have classroom management experience. We offer very competitive pay and benefits and an exciting environment! Please submit your resume/references to:

What we offer: Great pay; great team; fun environment; opportunity for growth

Please send resumes to: Marybeth@ihmspt.com Or call 802-655-7575 and ask for Mary Beth.

www.ksvc.com 212 Battery St_Burlington, VT 05401

Northern Lights Program

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27 Church St., St. Albans, VT 05478 or call 802-527-7050 by no later than December 18th.

Marketing Manager

Residential Program Coordinator

Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center (DHMC) is seeking an enthusiastic, experienced Marketing Manager to develop and execute marketing plans for key clinical programs throughout the institution. You will function as a product line marketing manager by planning and coordinating the marketing activities with our in-house creative services and web team, freelance graphic designers and writers, and our advertising agency. As a key member of the marketing team you will recommend innovative strategies and tactics to achieve our goals. If you are a bright, forward-thinking, innovative, risk-taking team player who thoroughly understands marketing practice and theory, then this may be the perfect opportunity for you. Requirements include a bachelor's degree in marketing, public relations, communications or a related field with a minimum of 5 years experience required. Previous project management experience with a customer service focus is required, as well as excellent interpersonal and organizational skills, creativity, flexibility, and diplomacy.

who has the skills to facilitate the development and management of the program, effec tively communicating with many community par tners, professional colleagues and state agencies. Responsibilities include budget management, supervision of the residents, staff and volunteers, clinical support and intake assessment process.

Residential Clinician who has the skills to provide clinical assessment, treatment planning, case management, individual, group counseling, daily residential support and household management including facilitating connections to various community providers/resources. Full-time positions with excellent benefits. Master’s degree, license desired with experience work ing with women’s issues, running treatment groups and knowledge of mental health and substance abuse issues preferred.

A complete job description as well as an online application is available on our website. EEO.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] PART-TIME ACCOUNT REPRESENTATIVE NEEDED Our busy office is growing! We are looking for energetic and motivated workers to fill our immediate openings. The position runs Monday-Thursday,15 hrs/week.Earn up to $15/hr. Phone experience a plus. Holidays & weekends off. Please call Brian Goff at (802) 383-1429 or email your resume to: contactus@visionpromotionsandmarketing.com

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Regional Energy Supplier seeks a Manager for their HVAC Department. Strong leadership and supervisory skills a must. Experience in the HVAC industry a plus. Experience in business management and development is desired. Creative and independent thinkers are encouraged to apply. Great opportunity with a growing department.

Third Party Administrator in Williston seeks a responsible motivated individual for 15 hours/week to perform data entry of medical claims. Confidentiality and high level of accuracy is imperative. Flexible hours in a professional environment.

Please send resume and cover letter with salary requirements to: Jon Whittle, 282 South Main Street PO Box 711, St. Albans, VT 05478 jon.whittle@inergyservices.com EOE

Email lena@futureplanningassoc.com or mail to: Future Planning Associates, Inc. PO Box 905, Williston, VT 05495

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Join Vermont’s Social Change and Civil Rights Movement for People with Disabilities

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Community Access Training Coordinator

Vermont Associates for Training and Development, Inc. is recruiting members

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for paid positions statewide in the VT TechCorps/AmeriCorps program.

Location: Montpelier, Vermont The Vermont Center for Independent Living (VCIL) seeks candidate with excellent writing skills, knowledge of the disability rights movement, ADA and Section 504 for domestic violence access project.

computer basics, keyboarding, Windows, word processing basics, Internet basics,

Candidate must have excellent interviewing, presentation and facilitation skills. Must have knowledge of working with Microsoft word and Powerpoint. Ability to work on a team. Knowledge of Vermont domestic violence issues and services helpful. Criminal record check is required.

Members serve as computer mentors at local community organizations teaching

and email to the targeted population within those communities. Ideal for recent graduates or people between careers. Benefits include a living allowance, health care plan (for full-time), and an education award at the end of term. Must be

18 years of age and have completed high school or be working on GED. Make a difference in your community.

If interested please send resume, three references and salary requirements to:

VCIL, 11 East State Street, Montpelier, VT 0560 Attn: Sarah by December 20, 2006. VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer and provides reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities and Deaf people.

TEMPORARY/PART-TIME PHONATHON SUPERVISOR (January 16th - March 17th)

Manage staff of student phone operators to solicit funds for the College’s Annual Fund. Recruit, hire, train, motivate team and compile records generated by phone operators. Excellent managerial and communication skills, ability to work under pressure and be detail oriented required. Cover all call center hours of operations, Monday -Thursday, 5:15 – 9:15 p.m.

Send cover letter, resume and references to: Human Resources, Champlain College P.O. Box 670, Burlington, VT 05402-0670. Email HR@champlain.edu or fax 802/860-2713. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Call John Denison at 1-800-439-3307 or email jdenison@vermontassociates.org for more information.

CAREER OPPORTUNITY Administrative Assistant - Colchester, VT Full-time position for an experienced and professional Administrative/Executive Assistant. The position provides support for a Corporate Legal Department and other Senior Management by preparing documents, scheduling meetings, answering the phone, ordering supplies, making travel arrangements and overseeing facility issues. The successful candidate will be self-directed, very organized, able to handle confidential information and able to work under deadline pressure. Proficiency with Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook required. Human Resources 6 Telcom Drive, Bangor, ME 04401 stephaniemc@unicel.com Fax: 207-973-3427

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to oversee administrative, fundraising, communications, grassroots organizing, and political operations of state committee. Ideal candidate will have background in one or more of these areas. Political experience a must. Salary commensurate with experience. Email cover letter and resume to jobs@vtdemocrats.org. Deadline: Wednesday, December 20.

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Minimum of five years experience required. Looking for employees who are interested in joining a young, progressive, construction company with chance of growth. Benefits are available pending satisfactory completion of trial period. A positive, can-do attitude is a must. If interested, please contact Sindy/Danielle at:

Please call 802-658-1605 and/or send letter of interest, resume and three references to: Allenbrook Homes for Youth Attn: LuCinda, 100 Allen Road So. Burlington, VT 05403

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The Visiting Nurse Association has a full-time, benefited position available for a cheerful, organized, customerfocused individual. Be the front-line contact for our Agency: provide excellent customer service, answer the switchboard, as well as perform other general office duties.

If you have the qualifications and the desire to work with the best, submit resume via email to bharford@liftech.com. Liftech Equipment Cos., Inc. Attn: Bob Harford, Service Mgr. 33B Commerce Ave., S. Burlington, VT 05403

Excellent word processing, organizational and customer service skills, as well as computer literacy are required. To apply, send resume with cover letter referencing this position to: VNA, attn: HR 1110 Prim Road, Colchester, VT 05446.

Executive Director The Barre Opera House, a nonprofit organization, seeks a full-time Executive Director for a salary position with flexible hours. The successful candidate will be an experienced fundraiser with marketing experience who, working with a Board of Directors, will direct all membership and fundraising initiatives while developing and implementing annual budgets and operating policies and procedures. Must be an energetic, self-directed individual with excellent communication skills who understands and promotes the connection between this historic theater and the Central Vermont community it serves.

Connor Homes of Middlebury, Vermont, is seeking several key people for new positions in our growing company.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] InSIde SAleS ReP CuSTOMeR SeRVICe ReP Peregrine Outfitters, a distributor of outdoor accessories, is looking for 2 motivated people to fill positions in their Sales Department. Both positions require someone who is highly organized and can handle a heavy call volume as well as multiple tasks at once. Ideal candidates will have a college degree as well as some customer service and sales experience and enjoy an outdoor lifestyle. We offer a competitive salary along with a full benefit package including Health, Dental, Life Insurance and a 401K plan. Please send resume to: Peregrine Outfitters P.O. Box 1500 Williston, VT 05495 Attn: Sales Manager TagC@PeregrineOutfitters.com No phone calls, please

part-time assistant Financial Advisor seeks part-time assistant to perform a variety of duties from office management and client service to appointment scheduling and filing. Must be highly organized and have superior communication skills with willingness to interact with clients. Excellent computer skills required including Word and Excel as well as willingness to learn new web-based applications. This position will be 15-20 hours per week to start with potential for more hours in the future.

email to laureen.s.mathon@ampf.com or mail to attn: Laureen, ameriprise Financial, inc., 110 main street, suite 102, Burlington, Vt 05401

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The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger

Join an energetic, results-oriented statewide organization building sustainable solutions to hunger.

ANTI-HUNGER ORGANIZER AND POLICY SPECIALIST – FT Seeking collaborative, critical thinker to join experienced program team in a new community anti-hunger initiative. Provide technical assistance for federal child nutrition programs; engage partners in creating local hunger solutions. Ability to analyze policies, regulations and data. BA and 2+ years in social justice, human services, public policy, or related field. Knowledge of early childhood programs/services a plus. Resume/cover letter by 1/08/07. Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 LBleau@vtnohunger.org

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Topnotch Resort and Spa, Vermont’s only Preferred Hotel and Resort, has an immediate opening:

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT Topnotch Resort & Spa is seeking an Executive Assistant to the Managing Director and Director of Marketing and Sales. The EA will perform all general administrative duties to include answering phones, maintaining files, typing correspondence, preparing reports, assisting hotel guests and other tasks that are related to achieving hotel goals. Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access, generous 401(k) match program, tuition reimbursement, and discounted ski passes. Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6420 or visit our website at www.topnotchresort.com. EOE

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individual to take a leadership role at the Department of Education in the area ofOversee communication and Job Responsibilities: the resource media. In this role you will work closely with the center which includes working with customers, Commissioner of Education and the leadership of the maintain lending records, respond to phone calls, department. Responsibilities will include coordinating all department media and press events; monitor center press, send out materials, market the resource media and with local sources of information on education; and work the state review panel. Assist the advise on media activities, internal communications, education specialist in preparing materials for strategic planning, and communications with a broad professional development events and meetings range of constituents in the field. (including Power Point presentations.) Enter Requires at least three years of experience in data, update files, copy materials, order supplies journalism, publicity or public relations or a related and maintain equipment. Locate training field, preferablyoffice including program-planning responsibilities. sites for DOE events, develop marketing materials, oversee registration and collate binders For more information contact John Turner at and packets. (802) 828-5102 or joturner@doe.state.vt.us Montpelier – Full-Time. Open until filled.

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After-School Assistants (Part-time) For YMCA after-school programs around Chittenden County. 15-20 hours/week. Must have experience with school-age children. Contact Julie.

Weekend Group Fitness Instructors (Part-time) Want to get paid to work out? Weekend Group Fitness Instructors needed! Pay differential for weekend hours! Experience preferred but will train to right individual. Contact Adria.

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Executive Director/ General Manager The Swimming Hole, located in Stowe, Vermont, is looking for a full-time Executive Director. The Swimming Hole is a nonprofit, state-of-the-art swimming and fitness facility. Facilities include a 25 meter lap pool, a kids’ pool with waterslide, a complete weight and cardiovascular training circuit, as well as varied fitness classes and programs. The Executive Director’s responsibilities include daily operation and management of pools, programs and equipment; overseeing fitness and customer service staff, budgetary responsibility and increasing membership. Candidate should have: • BA • Three years related management experience • Excellent customer service and problem solving abilities Desired qualifications include: • Knowledge of HVAC systems • Certified Pool Operator Please respond with letter of interest, resume and salary requirements by December 22, 2006 to: PO Box 566, Moscow, VT 05662 robertap@burton.com • No phone calls, please.

Responsible, mature, outgoing individuals needed! Certification a must. Contact Tad.

Children’s Ballet Instructor (Part-Time) Must have experience working with young children in ballet and creative movement. Monday and Tuesday afternoons beginning in January. Contact Stacia

Infant and Toddler Teacher (Full-Time) Lead position for small NAEYC Accred. program in Burlington. Some supervisory and administration responsibilities in addition to working with a group of six infants. Bachelor’s degree in ECE or related field and at least 2 years of experience working with young children required.Great working environment. Contact Sherry Full-time benefits include paid time off, medical, dental and pension. All employees receive YMCA Membership and great work environment!

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Are you looking for a rewarding job with great pay and a flexible schedule? Armistead Caregiver Services is hiring caregivers to help our clients with companionship, personal care, light housekeeping, errands and more. We are looking for dedicated, reliable individuals who want to make a difference in an elder’s life. Training provided and transportation is a must.

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Automotive Technician:

Must be proficient in the use of computer scan tools. Must be able to diagnose all types of drivability issues from Abs codes to Evap codes. Must be able to work on most makes and models. Great benefits package, paid vacations, holidays, insurance and retirement plan. Apply in person to Midas Auto Service So. Burlington, VT or call 802-864-4543

Home Health Care Assistant Experienced home health care assistant (Burlington area) sought for female client. ($17 per hour.) Candidates need to be experienced in chair transfers, toileting, transporting, feeding, hygiene, medical scheduling, and living skills assisting. This female client, an upscale and educated woman in her early 50s, is smart, able to assist the caregiver, and fun to be with.

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HCS provides innovative supports to Vermonters with developmental disabilities in Chittenden County. Our goal is to recruit and retain exceptional staff that share our enthusiasm for life and dedication to work. Provide support to young adults living on their own in downtown Burlington with a focus on healthy choices, artistic endeavors, and building relationships. 3 benefits eligible positions Physically fit and creative support people sought for after school hours with 2 students. Interest in dancing, sports, watching movies, arts & crafts a plus! Benefits eligible Become part of new and innovative program recently highlighted on Channel 3 News! Safety Connection Responder must live Burlington or Essex Jct., have a working knowledge of developmental disabilities, and be able to respond quickly to possible emergencies. Monthly stipend for on call coverage 15 days a month & hourly compensation.

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Send cover letter and resume to Assistant Director Search-S, Human Resources, Norwich University, via email at: sgsjobs@norwich.edu.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Email resume and professional references to: patria@predatorwear.com or fax to 802-264-9737, attn: Patria.

Vermont’s only 100% certified organic, fair trade coffee company is looking for an exceptional Office Administrator. Strong customer service focus, administration, and full-charge bookkeeping. Fast-paced, dynamic work environment requires good computer skills, focused attention to detail, ability to organize multiple projects, and an outgoing personality. Work with a close-knit team and help us grow. Bookkeeping experience necessary. Experience in Word and Excel required; accounting software preferred. Full-time, flexible scheduling in an informal atmosphere. Job-share considered for the right person.

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The Vermont Judiciary is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

;`i\Zkfi ]fi DXjk\i f] <[lZXk`fe Gif^iXd at Vermont College of Union Institute and University–Montpelier, Vermont Union Institute & University, a national university for adult learners offering programs of study leading to Bachelor’s, Master’s and Doctoral degrees, is seeking a Director for Master of Education at the Vermont College of UI&U in Montpelier, VT. The Vermont College Master of Education Program is innovative, student-centered, problem-focused, and interdisciplinary; values critical inquiry into education and schools and the integration of theory and practice; works toward strong relationships with schools and toward supporting both the individual student’s learning goals and the school’s research needs and initiatives toward improvement. It serves learners in the areas of curriculum & instruction, counseling, leadership, adult and higher education and issues in education, including studies toward both licensure and professional development. M.Ed. Program Director responsibilities include: • oversight of program development and implementation, and of academic planning and policy; • hiring, support, and supervision of faculty and staff; • enrollment management. Core Faculty responsibilities include: • teaching core seminar in education; • working individually with students involved in half-time study to design and carry out their studies both at the campus and through correspondence; • active involvement in the field through service and scholarship. The successful candidate will have an earned doctorate in education; knowledge and experience related to progressive education; and will be licensed and/or bring experience in practice as well as theory to his/her teaching. Compensation to be determined based on experience. Review of vitae will begin December 31, 2006 and continue until position is filled. Start date negotiable.

Send curriculum vitae and letter of interest to faculty for Master of Education Program Search, Human Resources Office, ATTN: Melissa.Evans@tui.edu. Union Institute & University is an Equal Opportunity Educator and Employer. We are committed to a multicultural environment and strongly encourage applications from women, minorities, veterans and persons with disabilities.

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EDUCATION AND OUTREACH COORDINATOR

CVOEO Fair Housing Project seeking a qualified person for full-time position in fair housing education and outreach program. Responsibilities include: coordinating fair housing related training and presentations to various organizations, interviewing complainants and processing intakes, and advocating for tenants and buyers with fair housing complaints. Knowledge of fair housing laws is useful. Willingness to learn and commitment to social justice is essential. Requires individual with excellent verbal and written communication skills and good computer skills. The ideal candidate will be highly motivated to get tasks done in a timely manner with minimum supervision and will be well organized and adept at prioritizing and planning work schedules. Must have BA degree in appropriate discipline +2 years of appropriate work experience; or, education + work experience from which comparable skills and knowledge have been attained. Must have valid driver’s license and personal motor vehicle. 40 hours per week. Good benefit package. Starting salary $14.00/hr. Applications from people of color and diverse cultural groups encouraged. EOE. See website www.cvoeo.org for more information. Send letter of interest, resume, and three references by December 22, 2006 to:

FHP Education and Outreach Coordinator Search 294 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 (No phone calls, please.) CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer.

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