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Judith Rey providers’ attempts to maintain the Although you mentioned informal FERRISBURGH stable staffing upon which high caregivers, nurses and physicians quality and efficiency depends. and you noted the workforce HOT AIR Each change of personnel is a loss shortages in other related areas, of knowledge: how your loved one I have to respond to your recent regrettably, the article failed to column entitled “Blowing in the likes his bath; how she takes her mention members of the healthWind” [“Inside Track,” November coffee; what his interests are and care workforce upon whom much who visits. It is this kind of knowl- 30]. I expected more from an artiof the long-term health-care syscle in a progressive newspaper like edge that builds the relationships tem depends: Direct Care Workers that transform care from tasks to Seven Days. In this column the (DCWs). These are truly the “peo- partnerships between people who author speaks of the vote in ple who take care of people.”

Sheffield as being a landslide vote care for and about each other.

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DCWs work for low wages, licensed nursing assistants, home . . . First, the author should often with few and inadequate health aides, personal care attenknow a few facts. A multimillionbenefits and little public recognidants, direct support professionals, tion . . . As a group of DCWs dollar corporation has been in our resident aides and activity aides. town for over three years “courtreported in a health-care study, We care for people old and young ing” our town officials and people.

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wind-tower facility. Good for our economy? If the state renewed the hydro projects already built, they would provide roughly 30 percent of our state’s power.

Vermont is already the cleanest state in the nation as far as greenhouse emissions . . . If everyone in the state changed one standard light bulb to fluorescent, it would provide electricity for 14,000 homes.

Five-hundred-foot industrial wind turbines are already being developed to replace these 400footers planned. That is a 50-story building, or half the height of the

twin towers . . .

Governor Douglas knows what is going on with these developers.

He knows that wind on a small scale is good, but that destroying our ridgelines for .5 percent of our nation’s power does not make sense.

As a Democrat, I am proud of this Republican governor for weighing what is most valuable to our state. This battle has been fought for decades, first with the billboard campaign, again with the “ridgeline” highway campaign, and now with enormous industrial turbines. In our hearts we believe the

legislature and the governor will protect our state’s beauty and our heritage as our forefathers, legislators and governors before us.

There are smarter ways to achieve much better results.

Greg Bryant SHEFFIELD

GREEN-UP GUV As a student in the Green Mountain State originally from New York, I tend to think of Vermont as forward-thinking on issues such as climate change and energy conservation. However, after reading Peter Freyne’s “Inside

Track” [December 7], I am not so sure. I wonder if Governor Douglas, opponent of wind energy in Vermont, has given thought to the fact that if we do not come up with clean alternative energy sources now, there may be no natural beauty left in Vermont to protect. For Governor Douglas to be an opponent of wind energy without knowing the facts about peak oil and global warming is perplexing to me. Perhaps he has just been too busy figuring out a way to fund burning used tires at International Paper?

Having recently returned from the U.N. Conference on Climate Change in Montréal, I have a renewed hope for the grassroots “green” movement in Vermont and around the world. I can only hope that Governor Douglas learned a thing or two from the meetings and from the thousands of concerned citizens, including hundreds of Vermont students, who marched to end global warming this past weekend in Montréal.

Zach Mangione COLCHESTER

PLOW THE PATH It would be a great help to our Sunday morning winter training runs if the Burlington Bike Path was cleared of snow and as much ice as possible [“All I Want,” December 7]. [In] Chittenden County towns that have multi-use pathways, almost all plow.

Burlington is the notable exception. South Burlington, Williston, Essex, Montpelier and Colchester all plow, and their residents love it.

Because of lake winds and Burlington’s freeze/thaw weather patterns, the days when the path is good for cross-country skiing are quite few.

Even without the plowing, the predominant current use of the path in the winter is by walkers and runners — people trying to stay fit during winter months.

Plowing would make such activity safer. Organizations such as Local Motion and Run Vermont have offered to explore creative ways to minimize the city’s cost of plowing. The city has nearly 200 miles of sidewalk — plowing an extra 7 miles of path is not an enormous burden on the City.

So what is the problem?

I live in Plainfield, and run on Sunday mornings in Burlington with a group of Run Vermont runners. It is too hard to run on dirt roads or backcountry roads around my home in Plainfield in the winter months. I drive more than one hour to run on a safe, flat, paved and plowed road, only to end up on roads with cars flying by. It’s a shame that the bike path isn’t available for all of us — runners, bikers and walkers. Let’s hope that this year will be different!

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BURLINGTON â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Vermont Department of Health has pulled the plug on an award-winning website designed to teach young men about responsible sexual behavior. Health Commissioner Dr. Paul Jarris confirmed last week that he decided to take down the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Man Phoneâ&#x20AC;? website after learning it contained a link to another site featuring what he described as â&#x20AC;&#x153;absolutely inappropriateâ&#x20AC;? sexual material. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re trying to do is give these young men a place to go for responsible information,â&#x20AC;? Jarris says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t inadvertently want it to be a place where they can get to sites that perhaps promote pornographic materials or things that can be seen as predatory.â&#x20AC;?

The Man Phone was created five years ago by Planned Parenthood of Northern New England as part of a federal initiative to provide sexual and reproductive information to young men ages 18 to 24. The program began as a toll-free hotline, then expanded to the Internet two years ago.

The Man Phone received widespread acclaim, including two national awards and a 2002 writeup in The New York Times, for its edgy and innovative style pitched at a typically hard-to-reach demographic. Both the website and its advertising campaign were created using focus groups that identified issues and language that speak directly to the interests and concerns of young men.

The site offered no-nonsense talk about masturbation, STDs, impotence and testicular cancer, as well as instructions on how to put on a condom and improve male sexual performance. It also dispenced advice on how to be a better lover and boyfriend.

The siteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s popularity grew quickly, from 15,000 visitors in 2004 to more than 25,000 in 2005, due in large part to an advertising campaign on television, radio and in newspapers, including Seven Days. Questions arose recently, however, when it was discov-

Douglasâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; press secretary Jason Gibbs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When we became aware of the link, the governor made it clear that he expected the issue to be taken care of,â&#x20AC;? Gibbs says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are going to oppose any effort to take advantage of whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s supposed to

I think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be hard-pressed to find another health department that weds itself so closely to Planned Parenthood, and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good fit for the Douglas administration.

MARY HAHN BEERWORTH, VT RIGHT TO LIFE.

ered that TheManPhone.org included a link to Sexuality.org, an adult website created several years ago by a student group at the University of Washington. The site, which recently changed its format, doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feature hard-core pornography but does include information on potentially high-risk sexual behavior, such as bondage and polyamory, as well as promotional material for buying sex toys, erotic books and adult videos.

Although fewer than 1 percent of the visitors to the ManPhone.org clicked on the controversial link, Jarris said it showed that there werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sufficient controls in place to safeguard against inappropriate material. The site was taken down on December 7. The hotline is still operational.

Planned Parenthood policy advisor Jessica Oski agrees that the risquĂŠ link has no place on an educational website, but explains that the linkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contents had been changed since the last time it was reviewed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see the link removed and the website reactivated,â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What this culture needs is more talk about sexual health, not less.â&#x20AC;?

Though Jarris says the decision to disconnect the Man Phone website was â&#x20AC;&#x153;solely mine,â&#x20AC;? the Douglas administration had received â&#x20AC;&#x153;about a dozenâ&#x20AC;? phone calls and letters of complaint over a oneweek period, according to

be a public health message to peddle pornography.â&#x20AC;? The governor would support the site going back online provided heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s convinced the necessary safeguards are in place, Gibbs adds.

Lobbying against the website are anti-abortion activists â&#x20AC;&#x201D; longtime foes of Planned Parenthood.

In a recent newsletter, the Vermont Right to Life Committee railed against the Man Phone and asked its members to contact the health department and the governor to complain about it. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Man Phone is a totally inappropriate use of taxpayer dollars,â&#x20AC;? says Mary Hahn Beerworth, executive director of the Vermont Right to Life Committee. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be hard-pressed to find another health department that weds itself so closely to Planned Parenthood, and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good fit for the Douglas administration.â&#x20AC;? Planned Parenthood receives $125,000 per year in federal funding through the health department to support the Man Phone project.

Jarris says he recognizes that some Vermonters may be uncomfortable with the contents of the Man Phone site itself.

Nevertheless, he says his department cannot simply â&#x20AC;&#x153;write offâ&#x20AC;? the young men for whom this program was intended. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We know through focus groups that you have to talk to this population in a way they can hear and is relevant to their lives,â&#x20AC;? Jarris adds. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It would be unconscionable in this day and age that this message would only be delivered to young women. It takes two to tango.â&#x20AC;?

Jarris wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t say if, or when, the Man Phone site will be back online. He says he tried calling the Man Phone hotline recently to check that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still operational, but couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get through. He kept getting a busy signal. m

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VERMONT — ’Tis the season for ringing in the holidays, and ringing up the cash registers. Vermont retailers make an estimated 40 percent of their annual incomes during the holiday season, which means many happy returns for the state’s coffers come January. But as you track down just the right gift for Uncle Joe or Cousin Susie, keep in mind that if you’re buying gifts online or in a state without a sales

But what if you’re a conscientious, or guilt-ridden, Vermonter who believes in paying his or her fair share? According to the Vermont Department of Taxes, if you buy an item online or out of state and you’re charged less than 6 percent sales tax, you owe Vermont money. It’s not an issue if you shop in New York, Québec or Massachusetts, where rates are all above 6 percent. But if you’re

If you buy an item online or out of state and you’re charged less than 6 percent sales tax, you owe Vermont money. tax, you’ll need to pony up when tax season rolls around in April.

In 2004, the Vermont Department of Taxes collected $270 million in sales taxes, about onefifth of it from holiday-season sales. But as online shopping increases — nationally, web-based sales are already up 23 percent over last year, according to Computerworld magazine — the loss of sales-tax revenues is becoming a growing concern for all states.

No wonder. Since there’s no easy way to track the purchases, most of those sales tax revenues go uncollected.

buying dad a new snowmobile in New Hampshire, where there is no sales tax, or in Maine, where the sales tax is 5 percent, you’ll need to fill out the line on your 2005 income tax form marked “use tax.”

Do you have to pay taxes on every item you purchase? Not necessarily. Vermont sales-tax code provides 46 exemptions, on items such as food, medical equipment and home heating oil.

But unless you’re buying grandma a new X-ray machine or grandpa 300 gallons of kerosene, the exemption worth keeping in mind

is on clothing and footwear.

Anything that costs $110 or less is exempt, regardless of where it’s purchased.

Some items are exempt from sales tax because they’re subject to other taxes — think automobiles and alcohol. Your new SUV will be taxed once you register for Vermont license plates, but that $50 bottle of Chardonnay you ordered online from the Napa Valley? You’ll need to save a sip for the taxman.

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Do you have to declare everything you buy when you re-enter the United States? Generally speaking, it’s a good idea to declare large purchases, especially since bona fide gifts are often duty-free. Also, each person is allowed an $800 personal duty that covers most items.

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Exceptions can be made if owners have secured permits, are actively renovating their properties, or if a property is on the market.

But enforcement has been lax.

Several vacant buildings have remained uninspected for years, with the Department of Code Enforcement neglecting to assess a vacant building fee. That changed this summer. After Seven Days ran

ers and inspired them to take action. Clark Hinsdale Jr., who owns the building at 280 North Winooski Avenue, paid $5000 in fees, according to Bergman. He also renewed a permit to demolish the structure, though no action has yet been taken. Hinsdale did not respond to an email asking for information about the property.

The building at 60 Riverside is also slated for demolition â&#x20AC;&#x201D; commuters may have noticed that Vermont Gas recently cleared the brush from around the crumbling hillside structure. Vermont Gas spokesman Jim Condos says the

a story about a dozen abandoned buildings in town, city officials contacted each of the landlords on the list. They inspected all 12 properties and assessed back fees.

Many of the buildings are now either on the market or permitted for rehabilitation or demolition.

Although the crackdown came on the heels of the Seven Days story, Assistant City Attorney Gene Bergman says it had been in the works for months. It got a boost from Code Enforcement Director Gregory McKnight, who joined the department in April.

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Don Albertson, an architect, said he had worked on the project — on paper. He acknowledged that he had yet to secure any permits, but said he shouldn’t have to until his designs are completed. “This code needs to be reworked,” he insisted. “It doesn’t allow for the realities of development.”

During his rebuttal, McKnight noted that the city had waived a significant portion of the back fees, to allow the Albertsons time to deal with a family crisis. The commission unanimously denied the appeal.

Also on the docket was an appeal by Craig Lesage, who owns the graffiti-marred, two-story structure at 33-35 La Fountain St. in the Old North End. Lesage has not paid taxes on the property since he inherited it in 1997. It became vacant shortly after he assumed ownership, and is now uninhabitable. In August, neighbors complained that they often had to clean up trash from around the building and mow the lawn.

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Lesage had planned to appeal the sale, but changed his mind moments before the hearing.

Public Works Director Steve Goodkind told the commission that Lesage had expressed a desire to renovate the property, and advised that he be given a short period of time to follow through on that plan. If Lesage does not act, he faces civil and criminal penalties.

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Lesage, who said he owns three other properties, plans to fix up the building and sell it.

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Concord, New Hampshire, radio talk-show host Arne Arnesen wanted to get us on the air to talk about the big story in that morning’s Boston Globe: “Vermont governor wants troops home” was the headline.

“Amid serious casualties, he urges pullout.”

Globe reporter Scott Helman led his piece with the fact that Vermont has suffered the highest per-capita death rate among U.S. soldiers in Iraq. Then he quoted Vermont Gov. Jim Douglas: “I certainly hope and pray that the Congress and the administration will work together to design an exit strategy and bring our troops home as soon as possible,” Douglas said in a telephone interview Friday.”

From there, Helman mentioned Rep. John Murtha, a Democratic war critic, leaving readers with the feeling that Gov. Scissorhands has been keeping “bad” company lately.

In fact, according to a reliable source, the Globe article was read very carefully in Washington, and that very day, Vermont’s governor got a phone call from the Bush White House inquiring about a possible Republican turncoat!

Nothing, my friends, could be further from the truth.

Gubernatorial spokesman Jason Gibbs would not confirm the White House phone call, but he did tell “Inside Track” he was “amazed” by the Globe article and the reaction it caused.

Gov. Douglas, he insisted, “has been saying the very same thing for months, that he hopes Congress and the president come up with an exit strategy and bring the troops home as soon as possible.”

He’s right. In fact, nowhere in the Boston Globe story does our Guv criticize the Bush war policy. Nowhere does he have a bad word to say about the president who fabricated phony reasons for this war, which so far has killed more than 2100 Americans and tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians.

Why not?

Because Gov. Douglas has never criticized George W. Bush for the Iraq War, or anything else, for that matter. Douglas is a loyal Bush Republican — White House, please, take note!

The Boston Globe article deserves some sort of fiction prize. Sure makes you wonder what you can trust in the rest of the Beantown rag. After all, it is owned by The New York Times, the paper that printed Judith Miller’s Iraq fiction for years!

Mayoral Matters — Very quiet on the Burlington mayoral front. At least on the surface. The next shoe drops on January 5, when perhaps around 1000 registered voters will show up at the Burlington High School Auditorium to pick the Democratic candidate for mayor. It’s a choice between veteran Ward 6 city councilor Andy Montroll and that Canadian who just got her U.S. citizenship a couple years ago — what’s her name?

Oh, yes. State Sen. Hinda Miller! If the ol’ Jogbra cofounder can lift the city of Burlington the way she lifted the hopes and aspirations of female athletes, then the Queen City will be much the better for it.

And thank you, Howard Dean, for getting her to change her mind a couple years ago and run for the State Senate as a Democrat. Plenty of Statehouse stories are floating around that suggest Hinda behaves like a Republican sometimes, but that’s another matter.

Ol’ Andy Montroll had a much bigger and better campaign kick-off, that’s for sure. We counted 108 citizens at his event this month in City Hall Auditorium, which offered great homemade snacks and free day care. And the Man Who Would Be Mayor was introduced by a man who once desperately wanted to be Burlington’s next mayor himself, but dropped out: Rep. John Tracy. Tracy has his own established constituency in the city’s Old North End. Let’s see how many he can get to the caucus.

Montroll is what he is, and he knows it.

He is steady, reasonable, cautious, fair and, unlike his opponent, very low-key. Were he to win the nomination and win the seat in March, his “Inside Track” nickname might be something like “Mayor Who?” By the way, did anyone else catch Republican mayoral candidate Kevin Curley, the city councilor from the New North End, on Ch. 17’s “Live at 5:25” last week?

Kevin was hosting and had two new, inexperienced GOP city council candidates with him. Let’s just say it was a program that would make the original “Moe, Larry and Curly” proud.

Candidate Curley kept saying the city needed “out-of-the-box thinking.” The only example he gave besides a proposal to beef up Burlington’s shrinking school enrollment was to increase “quality time” between parents and children as well.

Curley the Stooge, er, the candidate, suggested getting commuters from surrounding towns to bring their kids with them when they come to work in Vermont’s largest city. He said they could drop ’em off at a Burlington public school and not only help end Burlington school closings, but also enjoy an extra 15 minutes of quality time with their kid in traffic!

“I’m talking public-school choice,” said the GOP candidate for mayor. “How much easier is it for someone in Milton to work in Burlington, or for a company to locate in Burlington, when they know that that’s where their children are going to school?” he asked.

“So you’re bringing them in. You’re riding in with them in the morning,” said Curley. “You’re dropping them off at school and you’re riding home with them.

People talk about how hard it is to connect with your kid. If you have 15 minutes of quality time with your kid you’re doing well. It just makes sense, and it makes business sense.”

No mention of what other towns might think about his plan, nor about what the kids will do while waiting for their parents to get out of work.

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For example, Montroll supporters want folks to know Hinda sends her kids to â&#x20AC;&#x153;private schools outside Burlington.â&#x20AC;? So much for supporting local public education, eh? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Each parent,â&#x20AC;? Hinda told us, â&#x20AC;&#x153;makes decisions about whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best for their circumstance and their children and supporting their childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dreams.â&#x20AC;?

Her daughter goes to a private school in Shelburne. But her son went to Edmunds Middle School, she said, and did his freshman year at Burlington High School before transferring to a boarding school in Connecticut. She declined to name it.

You can just say itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a prep school in Connecticut,â&#x20AC;? candidate Miller informed us. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want him to go. I wanted him to stay in town, but he had dreams that couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be fulfilled in our town, and what am I going to do as a parent? Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going to support him.â&#x20AC;?

She said she was aware opponents were spreading the dirt about her kids. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I know,â&#x20AC;? she told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Track.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s being spread like brown stuff. Speaking of brown stuff . . .â&#x20AC;?

Miller then told us a story from her recent three-week trip to India â&#x20AC;&#x201D; her first. The trip, with a group of women, had been planned for two years, said Hinda, who has been practicing yoga since her twenties. Bill Gates and Ted Turner were there, too, but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s another story.

The people of India, she said, have a â&#x20AC;&#x153;renewable headset.â&#x20AC;? They â&#x20AC;&#x153;revereâ&#x20AC;? the cow, she said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;because the cow gives them milk, and milk gives them ghee and yogurt. And the urine of a cow is antiseptic and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s used as a medicine.â&#x20AC;?

Didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know that, did you?

Also didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know, until Hinda told us, that women in Indian villages, unlike in Vermont villages, make patties out of cow dung! â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dried by the sun and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s used for fuel, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s used to make their huts,â&#x20AC;? said the mayoral hopeful. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just an amazing view of the world. Everything that the cow provides for the villagers is revered and respected.â&#x20AC;?

She said it made her â&#x20AC;&#x153;think of Vermont, where weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re doing biomass.â&#x20AC;?

It also gives new meaning to the expression â&#x20AC;&#x153;Holy shit,â&#x20AC;? we told her. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right,â&#x20AC;? replied Candidate Miller. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Exactly!â&#x20AC;?

And if she wins the Democratic nomination and the March election, will Burlington be getting a new sister city in India? â&#x20AC;&#x153;I do have part of my heart in India,â&#x20AC;? said Hinda, â&#x20AC;&#x153;and I know Peter [retiring Mayor Peter Clavelle] had a lot of his heart in Central America, so each of us has a place in our heart, and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see about the sister cities.â&#x20AC;?

Cool.

P.S. This just in: Progressive City Councilor Tim Ashe is considering running for mayor. The Progs may have a savior at last!

Democrats Gets Serious â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The credit goes to Gov. Jim Douglas for having the wisdom in his first term to insert one of his top two political aides, Jim Barnett, into the chairmanship of the Vermont Republican Party and to make it a salaried position.

The proof was in the pudding: the 2004 election. Douglas positively crushed a very likable Democrat named Peter Clavelle (60 percent to 37 percent). And his running mate, Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie, easily won re-election, too!

But hold on a minute. Isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t this the State of Vermont? Home to DNC Chairman Howard Dean and left-wing congressmen like Sens. Patrick J. Leahy and Jeezum Jim Jeffords and that screaming socialist Bernie Sanders?

Yes, but. And the â&#x20AC;&#x153;butâ&#x20AC;? is all about the fact that our in-state Republican Party organization has been out-muscling our instate Democratic Party organization for the last few years.

In Mad Dog Barnett the GOP has had a young, energetic, passionate, smart flame-thrower of a party leader. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kept Democrats looking over their shoulders for quite some time. In a state where President George W. Bush is held in the lowest esteem in the nation, Mad Dog protects the beachhead. In the 2004 election, he helped expand it, as the GOP picked up a third statewide office. And freshman auditor Randy Brock looks like he may be there for a while.

The news this week is that finally â&#x20AC;&#x201D; finally â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the Vermont Democratic Party is getting real.

Two new full-time staffers will join Executive Director Jon Copans at state headquarters next month. The state committee has made the necessary rule changes to give a centrist party candidate a leg up well before the September primary by allowing early party endorsement. In addition, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? has learned that the Democratic State Committee is also considering a proposal to pay its own party chairman, for the first time, an annual stipend of $12,000.

Whereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the money coming from all of a sudden, you ask?

Answer: Howard Dean. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our executive director used to be part-time and was the only person in the office,â&#x20AC;? said Billi Gosh, state committee member and the partyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s national committeewoman. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The beefing up of the staff goes right back to Howard Dean. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s doing this all over the country.â&#x20AC;? The national party under Ho-Ho, she said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;has sent hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars to the states to give them what they need and fill in the holes.â&#x20AC;?

Gosh just returned from a big DNC meeting in Arizona. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Howard came and talked to every single caucus,â&#x20AC;? she said. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The focus of everything was this beefing up of the party, from school boards right on up to candidates for governor and congress.â&#x20AC;?

As for changing party rules to allow endorsements before the

primary, not everyone liked the idea. Veteran state committee member Margaret Lucenti of Montpelier, one of four who opposed the change, told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Track,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The whole idea of a primary is to allow people to run and let the chips fall where they may.â&#x20AC;? Her motion to table the rules change was defeated.

Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re shooting themselves in the foot,â&#x20AC;? said Margaret.

Ginny Burgess, longtime state committee member from Lamoille County, agreed. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think that the idea of preprimary endorsements is contrary to everything that the party has tried to achieve in terms of evenhanded treatment of all candidates,â&#x20AC;&#x153; said Burgess. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It sets up a situation where one candidate has the potential of access to the voter file and other candidates do not. It bestows the imprimatur of the party on one candidate and gives that candidate the right to use the endorsement in his advertising, conveying thereby that he/she is the candidate of choice of the entire party.â&#x20AC;?

Ian Carleton of Burlington, the new Democratic State Chairman, said the changes (which passed 30-4) â&#x20AC;&#x153;gives the state party guidance well in advance of September 2006 about where to place its resources.â&#x20AC;?

Carleton told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Track,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The state committee was feeling as though its participation in the partyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s operations was largely symbolic, and that it was a state party chair and executive director making decisions and having the state committee sign off on them. This totally changes that calculus.â&#x20AC;?

Statewide candidates seeking an early, pre-primary party endorsement must get a twothirds vote of the state committee members present at the time the vote is taken.

Congressional hopeful Peter Welch shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have any problem.

Douglas Consultant? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Remember when Gov. Jim Douglas mocked House Speaker Gaye Symington and the Democrats for hiring an expensive consultant to help them get their health care reform plan rolling?

Guess what? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? has learned that the Douglas administration recently hired its own health-care consultant to help put together the health-care proposal the governor will announce on Thursday.

According to Press Secretary Jason Gibbs, the administration hired a Boston-based international health-care consulting firm called John Snow, Inc. â&#x20AC;&#x153;to provide technical assistance with the development of the governorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s plan.â&#x20AC;? The price tag: $40,000.

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theborowitz report BY ANDY BOROWITZ Bush to World: My Bad Days after admitting that his decision to go to war in Iraq was based on faulty intelligence, President George W. Bush issued a two-word statement to the world: “My bad.”

Appearing in front of a giant blue-and-gold placard with the words “My Bad” emblazoned on it, the president lashed out at the faulty intelligence that led to his decision to go to war two years ago.

“Faulty intelligence got us into this mess,” Mr. Bush said. “But I have learned my lesson, and I will never make another decision based on intelligence again.”

According to one White House aide, the president hopes that his “My bad” statement will be the defining moment of his presidency: “Ronald Reagan will always be remembered for saying, ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall,’ and President Bush wants to be remembered for ‘My bad.’”

In the House of Commons in London, British Prime Minister Tony Blair echoed Mr. Bush’s words, giving a one-word speech in which the phrase “My bad” was loosely translated as “Sorry.”

In Iraq, today marked the first day of a new military mission the Defense Department is calling “Operation Massive Apology,” as U.S. planes dropped thousands of leaflets with the words “My bad” translated into Arabic.

The Defense Department pronounced the operation a success, except for one incident in Baghdad, where a two-ton bundle of leaflets failed to separate in midair and crushed a parked Subaru.

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onâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ask me to explain why Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m still on my religion kick: three columns in a row, all about â&#x20AC;&#x153;God.â&#x20AC;? Maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the season â&#x20AC;&#x201D; you know, the holidays. Oh, excuse me, I mean Christmas, of course! And New Yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s. And Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, and â&#x20AC;&#x153;shopping,â&#x20AC;? and whatever else they might dream up for the solstice in the interest of making money.

Anyhow, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m still on that kick. Probably Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve turned to religion because itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s so painful to read, never mind write, another word about George W. Bush. Not before Lent, anyway. I understand that Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s approval ratings have bumped up slightly â&#x20AC;&#x201D; not much, but a little â&#x20AC;&#x201D; since he embarked on his manly â&#x20AC;&#x153;Strategy for Victory in Iraqâ&#x20AC;? campaign. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll fall back where they belong when people get their heating bills this winter.

Gore! â&#x20AC;&#x201D; yet his words bear reading: The great unmentionable evil at the center of our culture is monotheism. From a barbaric Bronze Age text known as the Old Testament, three anti-human religions have evolved â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

These are sky-god religions. They are, literally, patriarchal â&#x20AC;&#x201D; God is the Omnipotent Father. He requires total obedience from everyone on earth, as he is not just in place for one tribe, but for all creation. Those who would reject him must be converted or killed for their own good.

So, who got killed? In this case, Sister Dorothy, but it could just as easily have been Sales â&#x20AC;&#x201D; letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s say, if heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d come forward before shooting a gentle nun and said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Guess what? I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buy it.â&#x20AC;? And the point is not that his defense is in any way defensible; rather, as Vidal repeats, that these sky-god religions, historically, have been the bane of the Earth. Every war, every terror, every torture, every persecution since the conversion of Rome under Emperor Constantine can be traced, ultimately, to them.

Even Marx and the horrors of communism can be traced to them. Because Marx had a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Book,â&#x20AC;? too â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Das Kapital â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a kind of â&#x20AC;&#x153;antiâ&#x20AC;?-Book, but a Book nonetheless. Or maybe I mean Hitler and Mein Kampf. We all know what transpired from that. Indeed, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re proud of ourselves for â&#x20AC;&#x153;defeatingâ&#x20AC;? it, arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t we?

Consider again the words of the Iranian president, who thinks that Israel should be â&#x20AC;&#x153;moved to Europe. [The Jews] faced injustice in Europe, so why do the repercussions fall on the Palestinians?â&#x20AC;? Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an honest question, I suppose, but it ignores all reason, reality and fact. Israel exists, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to keep existing right where it is, as it should and must.

At least in Judaism youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re allowed to shake your fist at the Deity. But so long as everyone is huddled over their Korans and their Torahs and their â&#x20AC;&#x153;Testaments,â&#x20AC;? there will be no peace. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s out of the question.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actually forbidden. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ironic, even, when you understand that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all really the same religion â&#x20AC;&#x201D; sky-god things. This is what Vidal means.

Now weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Narniaâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a big Hollywood hype and total, if beloved, fantasy. Both Disney, its producer, and Christian groups around the country are relentlessly promoting the story as a metaphor for the suffering of Christ, which, in fact, it is. Its original author, C.S. Lewis, was an Oxford don with an exalted nature, who had a particular, prissy, British-style taste for being punished. Who knows, maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a good movie. But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only a movie, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t forget. Lewis once said that if The Chronicles of Narnia were ever filmed, they should be done as cartoons. So should the Bible, if they ever try that again.

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Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be the last person to dispute that the Bible often does assume the aspect of a gun.

Anyway â&#x20AC;&#x201D; two stories caught my eye last week, sitting calmly side by side in the local daily. One concerned the president of Iran, who not only insists that the Holocaust is â&#x20AC;&#x153;a myth,â&#x20AC;? but that Israel â&#x20AC;&#x153;should be moved to Europeâ&#x20AC;? (which would be like moving Killington to New Hampshire, only racist). The other was about that man in Brazil, Rayfran das Nevas Sales, who is â&#x20AC;&#x153;accused of killing the American nun and rain forest defendant Dorothy Stangâ&#x20AC;? He killed her last February, in fact, â&#x20AC;&#x153;with six shots from a .38-caliber revolver,â&#x20AC;? in the belief â&#x20AC;&#x201D; as Sales now tells the courts â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;that he acted in self-defense after mistaking her Bible for a gun.â&#x20AC;? Stang was 73. The story explained: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sales testified he and Stang had an argument over who owned the land he was working, and that Stang threatened to â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;finish him offâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; with the help of some 150 people living on a sustainable development reserve. â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;She said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The weapon I have is this,â&#x20AC;? and reached into her bag,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sales said. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know what she was going to pull out of her bag, so I shot her.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?

Now, I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a weak defense, and I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll work. (It only works for governments.) But Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be the last person â&#x20AC;&#x201D; with all respect for Sister Dorothy â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to dispute that the Bible often does assume the aspect of a gun. And however noble her mission, however sincere her beliefs, we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just go tramping into other peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s worlds and expect them to get â&#x20AC;&#x153;goodâ&#x20AC;? all of a sudden. On our terms.

Call it a culture clash â&#x20AC;&#x201D; call it whatever you want. But â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beware the people of the Book,â&#x20AC;? as Gore Vidal famously remarked in his 1992 Lowell Lecture at Harvard, titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Great Unmentionable: Monotheism and Its Discontents.â&#x20AC;? By â&#x20AC;&#x153;Book,â&#x20AC;? Vidal means bibles, whether theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re Christian, Muslim or Jewish. Vidal is a well-known smart aleck â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thank you,

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Curses, Foiled Again Washington, D.C., police reported that Michael V. Donahoe, 53, robbed a bank, making off with $2000, but a witness thwarted Donahoe’s getaway by blocking the taxi that he was escaping in. Then a dye pack, which the teller had put in with the stolen money, exploded in front of a crowd, which included two FBI agents eating lunch, who took Donahoe into custody.

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Scandinavian Science Norwegian Thanksgiving, Indeed When Mark Copsy, 42, saw a burning car with two people trapped inside in Northlake, Ill., he was unable to open the door, even when he tried breaking the window with his feet. Then he realized that he was carrying a 20-pound frozen turkey that he had just bought for Thanksgiving. “I said, ‘Hell, I’ll just use the damn turkey.’

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Senior Moments After a car ran into the front of a Burger King in Wausau, Wis., police said that the 78-year-old driver backed away from the crash, parked and then went inside to order. Police Patrol Inspector Bryan Hills reported that he found Rouland Steppert eating breakfast at a table near where his Lincoln Town Car struck the glass entryway.

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Burlington architect Mannie Lionni says of his â&#x20AC;&#x153;irregularly publishedâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x2122;zine, which turns 10 this month. Instead, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s averaged one per year over the decade.

The current issue is not just bigger than the previous nine, and with many more local bylines; the subject matter is a radical departure from Lionniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s avowed favorite themes of architecture, planning, food and sex. Past volumes have been intriguing, but dense, with articles on topics ranging from utopian planning â&#x20AC;&#x201D; written in Italian â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to illustrated critiques of Burlington building projects. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I wanted to provoke my colleagues, keep them honest,â&#x20AC;? Lionni says of the magazine, which is distributed to about 800 politicians, architects, planners, activists and friends and is available through Lionniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website at 05401.com. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This is a small town, and profes-

Politics with your pizza? This week Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s American Flatbread installed a work of art that memorializes American soldiers who have died in Iraq. Entitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Second Thousand Faces,â&#x20AC;? Jan Brodeurâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s large Bread and Puppet-style mask is papier machĂŠd with yearbook-style pages that bear the names, photos, ages and hometowns of the fallen. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also an interactive element: the artist invites viewers to note some loss of their own â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a loved one, a cherished thing or an abstraction â&#x20AC;&#x201D; on a strip of yellow fabric. Attached to the giant head, the first bears the name of murdered Flatbread worker Declan Lyons. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a season in which the act of remembering is especially important to us,â&#x20AC;? says co-owner Paul Sayler. Food for thought. m

â&#x20AC;&#x153;State of the Artsâ&#x20AC;? is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

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sional work is of necessity imperfect. I want it to improve. I want to live in a more beautiful, more therapeutic, more participatory, more interactive city. Like everyone, I want to live in a city that looks like me.â&#x20AC;?

But thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s his motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s face on the 11.05 issue, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chock-full of poems, memoirs, lyrics and musings on a maternal theme.

Lionni started soliciting material from local contributors in August. The resulting anthology is the most ambitious, accessible and engaging collection of writing heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ever curated: With the exception of the poems â&#x20AC;&#x201D; David Huddle and T. Alan Broughton are both represented â&#x20AC;&#x201D; almost every piece is a mother memory, titled with the subjectâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first name.

In â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ute,â&#x20AC;? Carolyn Yarnell describes the anxiety of placing a phone call to a woman she thinks â&#x20AC;&#x201D; no, desperately hopes â&#x20AC;&#x201D; is her birth mother. With â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beatrice Rosalind,â&#x20AC;?

Burlington lawyer Sandy Baird paints a vivid picture of her first female role model â&#x20AC;&#x201D; her diminutive French-Canadian mother endured poverty and regular beatings by her husband and led her daughter Sandy to a better life.

Adultery, alcoholism, disease and death make regular appearances in these recollections, which are refreshingly raw and revelatory. Riki Wagman cuts her dying mother

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The Lionni clan is well represented here: Lionniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wife, Barbara Zucker, paints a vivid picture of her once-drop-dead gorgeous but 2x5-Grannis122105.indd 1 12/19/05 12:59:08 PM not particularly affectionate mother in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Selma.â&#x20AC;? Zuckerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s daughter, Gina, weighs in with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Barbara.â&#x20AC;? Lionniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s two children from a previous marriage memorialize his ex-wife, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Naomi,â&#x20AC;? who died of cancer. Lionni writes about his own 93-year-old mamma â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;a woman of the leftâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in a story illustrated by three gorgeous photographs, one of which takes up the entire center spread. Lionniâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s son Pippo is responsible for the magazineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s contemporary, mostly black-and-white design.

In â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nora,â&#x20AC;? Lionni traces his betterknown preoccupations back to the source.

Perhaps a bit too hard, he tries, â&#x20AC;&#x153;If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve wondered what this issue of 05401 has to do with architecture planning food and sex youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never witnessed my motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s audio visual descriptions of her childhood habitations: the precise dimensions and orientations and adjacencies of rooms, their relationships with adjoining apartments, the stairs and elevators and courtyards and carriages and railroads and bicycles and shaded walkways by which they were reached . . .â&#x20AC;?

Call it â&#x20AC;&#x153;family planning.â&#x20AC;?

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t’s morning in Vermont. You pad downstairs, open up the fridge, and pour yourself a nice big glass of . . . yogurt? Yep, you read it right. If Gert and Arda Schut of Millborne Farm have their way, that scenario will soon be playing itself out in kitchens all over the state. In August, the Shoreham dairy farmers started marketing a yogurt beverage similar to Indian “lassi” or Middle Eastern “kefir.”

“In Holland they drink it like orange juice; it’s really popular for breakfast,” explains Arda Schut, 46, in lightly accented English.

So far it hasn’t been all that difficult to sell Millborne Farm Yogurt Drink to Americans — at least, not to Vermont customers who’ve gotten a taste of it at stores such Burlington’s City Market and Healthy Living in South Burlington. At the Middlebury Natural Foods Co-op, produce worker Brian Slavin and his 4-year-old daughter are sold on the stuff. “This may sound kind of out there,” Slavin says, “but when I drink it, it really feels like I’m drinking nutrition. It has an amazing freshness to it . . . People are buying it, too.” In three months, sales along the Route 7 corridor between Rutland and Burlington have grown to 1000 bottles a week.

Sold in 12-ounce, single-serving bottles, the yogurt drink comes in three flavors: strawberry, vanilla and orange. Orange turns out to be the most popular, perhaps because it tastes like a melted Creamsicle. All three flavors are free of any artificial taste, and the drink isn’t as thick, sweet or filling as a yogurt smoothie — its closest American equivalent.

The Schuts spent two years perfecting the production process, tasting different flavors and trying to get the consistency of the yogurt just right. “Watching yogurt grow is a really boring process,” notes Gert, 44, a tall man with a quick smile.

The Schuts were dairy-driven when they left Holland for the U.S. in 1984. Neither came from a farming family — Gert’s dad drove a truck, Arda’s parents ran a men’s-wear shop — but they knew they wanted to work the land. In Holland, a restrictive milk quota system and a shortage of arable land make emigration a necessity for many aspiring farmers, who typ“Edible Complex” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

ically find cheap turf in Eastern Europe or follow their ancestors to the wide-open spaces of North America.

The first stop for the Schuts was a small dairy farm in southwest Connecticut. After a few years, development pressure drove them north. They farmed in Chester before buying 500-acre Millborne Farm in Shoreham, with its panoramic views of the Green Mountains and the Adirondacks. More importantly, they found a community for which dairy farming is still part of the fabric of daily life.

But the timing could have been better: After the collapse of the Northeast Dairy Compact in 2001, making

After milk leaves the cow, it’s filtered and pasteurized at 170 degrees, and then cooled for the reintroduction of yogurt-forming bacteria: S. Thermophilus, L. Bulgaricus, L. Acidophilus, Bifidus and L. Casei, to name a few. Over the next three or four hours, these “bio-live” bacteria multiply and transform the milk into a thick, creamy mush. Then fruit juices or flavoring are added, along with three extra probiotics — the “good” bacteria touted by health nuts. After the homogenizer thins the yogurt to a drinkable consistency, it’s piped to the filler bowl, where the bottles are filled and capped.

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a living from farming got a whole lot harder. Gert grimly recalls 2002 and ’03 as “really tough years. The milk prices just dropped. We had a choice: We could follow the trend and add more cows, or diversify.”

The Schuts didn’t want to expand their herd, so they started looking for a more lucrative “valueadded” product to make from their milk. They considered cheese first, but found co-op shelves already stocked with local cheddars, jacks, blues, colbys — even mozzarellas. They also found that no one was making drinkable yogurt — a healthful dairy beverage that is popular almost everywhere else in the world. Believing the product would eventually catch on here, they decided to take a gamble.

Trailblazing has its challenges. The Schuts struggled to find the right equipment, most of which was secondhand, and then modified it to fit their needs.

They agonized over temperatures and pH with experts from the University of Vermont’s Food and Nutrition department. Surveying a spotlessly clean, cold room replete with gleaming, stainless steel machinery, Gert explains, “We know about milking cows, but making yogurt is a different story.”

The milk couldn’t be fresher. “Ten minutes from cow to vat,” Gert says proudly.

But it’s not organic. “For us, it’s about cow health,” Gert says, explaining that if one of his animals gets sick, he wants to be able to administer antibiotics, which are verboten on an organic operation. Precautions are taken to prevent any pharmaceuticals from entering the milk supply. The label on the yogurt reads “all natural and probiotic.” Such distinctions are important to customers. The Schuts have learned all about that since Millborne Farm Yogurt Drink made its debut at the Addison County Field Days last summer. “We’d never had any marketing experience,” Gert admits.

Distribution, too, is new territory. Monument Farms and Thomas Dairy have the western side of the state covered, but the Schuts have yet to find anyone to bring their product to central Vermont.

Could drinkable yogurt one day replace Ben & Jerry’s ice cream as Vermont’s most distinctive dairy product? Savvy as they are, the Schuts appear to be somewhat reluctant ag entrepreneurs. “If it takes off, that’s great,” says Gert. But really, he adds, “We’re doing this for the farm.” m

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t’s Sunday, November 27, the tail end of Thanksgiving weekend. Muddy Waters is full of students returning for last classes and final exams. But the young people trying to wedge three laptops onto one table aren’t students STORY MARGOT — or if they are, that’s not why HARRISON they’re here. They’re participants in National Novel Writing Month, and they have about 48 hours to complete IMAGE STEFAN a 50,000-word manuscript they started BUMBECK on November 1.

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affable face, has been hosting dinner write-ins at his house where no one’s allowed to eat dessert until they reach a word quota. On this, his second NaNo, Beagley says he has “a very different attitude” from the last time, “more relaxed. This year I’m having fun.” A “winner” last year with his 50K manuscript complete, he shares his secret: “I cheat by saving up vacation days and using them in November.”

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In 2002, a Michigan publishing and consulting service called the Jenkins Group asked 1006 Americans, “Do you think you might have a book in you?” Eighty-one percent responded, “Yes.” Roughly equal numbers described their inner books as fiction, general nonfiction and self-help. The percentage of wannabe authors is nearly constant across gender and income groups. As you get older, though, you’re less likely to say you contain a book — 88 percent of those aged 18 to 34 said yes, 63 percent in the 65-plus range.

The Jenkins Group’s results were widely reported in the press, sometimes with alarm. It’s not hard to see why. As the number of published authors in the United States explodes, the number of people who read books is shrinking. In 2002, the National Endowment for the Arts reported a 28 percent decline over the past 20 years in the number of Americans who read fiction or poetry. In 2004, it announced that only 57 percent read even one

such book in a year.

Meanwhile, the total number of books published in the U.S. jumped 14 percent last year, to 195,000, according to R.R. Bowker, the company that compiles Books in Print.

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Stephen Morris, founder of the Public Press in Randolph, is experimenting with the potential of print on demand to open the literary field to newcomers. The Public Press website touts its ability to “empower authors” and promote free speech by using “economies of scale — ‘small’ scale, that is.”

Morris is no novice — he oversaw the publication of more than 100 books when he helmed Chelsea Green, in White River Junction. The idea for the Public Press arose from his frustration as a novelist who was published by powerhouses such as Viking Penguin and William Morrow but not effectively marketed.

“Why do they even bother?” he found himself wondering.

The Public Press shares some aspects with vanity publishers. In exchange for a thousand-dollar fee up front,

authors no fees, but its books’ high sticker prices and lackluster marketing have disgruntled writers, who charge that it’s essentially a vanity press profiting from the generosity of the authors’ friends and relations. Recently, a group from the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America tested PublishAmerica’s claim that it is selective in its acquisitions.

They submitted a hash of a novel under the byline “Travis Tea” — and got an acceptance letter.

With PublishAmerica’s website claiming “16,000 happy authors,” it’s hard not to imagine millions of books pulped down for kitty litter or sitting on computer servers in ghostly electronic form, waiting for orders that never come.

Cultural critic Joseph Epstein responded to this scenario in a blistering 2002 New York Times editorial, begging those with a book inside them to please keep it there. Most of the books published each year, Epstein contends, are “not needed, not wanted, not in any way remotely necessary.” His

untarily go through the wringer of writing 2000 words a day, just to produce a manuscript that may or may not get published, let alone read?

“NaNo draws people who are writers and are serious about writing, but they may have time constraints or discipline problems,” suggests Elizabeth Bluemle, who owns The Flying Pig Children’s Books in Charlotte. A published author — her picture book is due out in April — Bluemle signed up for NaNo this year and got “a fifth of the way there” before a busy fourth quarter at the store derailed her novel.

Bluemle has witnessed the publishing glut firsthand. At her store, she’s fielded requests from authors bearing self-published books. “In the rare cases where the book is professionally done, well written, and edited well, we’ll happily stock them,” Bluemle says. She’s also heard many customers say they’d like to write a book.

In his gadfly editorial, Epstein suggests that Americans want to write books as a way of “establish-

It’s hard to write a book . . . Successful writers cloister themselves for a couple of hours in the morning and write; most people don’t have that self-control.

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it lists books with big distributors such as Ingram, sets up printing and graphic services, and does some marketing.

Morris says the Press is a good option for accomplished, unpublished writers who want to use a bound edition of their work to catch an agent’s interest, or for “published writers whose works have been taken out of print by their publishers prematurely. It’s a way to give those books a home.” He has no illusions that his company will “publish billions of books” or supplant traditional publishing.

But that’s exactly the promise of some larger printon-demand outfits, such as Maryland-based PublishAmerica. The 6-yearold company’s website suggests it’s doing its best to attract the attention of every one of the 81 percent of Americans who think they have a book in them. “This new century promises to be the era of the yet-unnoticed writer,” it enthuses. “It doesn’t require rocket science to predict that tens of thousands of these so far hidden talents will see their books in print in the foreseeable future.”

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advice for would-be authors: “Why add to the schlock pile?”

Another response to the Jenkins Group survey, published online by the America Library Association, warns that librarians should expect to be besieged by local authors with cheaply printed oeuvres in hand, asking for shelf space. But three years later, “It really hasn’t happened,” says Robert Resnik, co-director at Burlington’s Fletcher Free Library. He says he’s received no more than “a couple” of emails from unknown authors asking to see their own books in the stacks.

“When it comes down to it, it’s hard to write a book,” Resnik points out. “They used to talk about how people in the future were going to have more spare time, but it’s the opposite. Successful writers cloister themselves for a couple of hours in the morning and write; most people don’t have that self-control.”

That brings us back to National Novel Writing Month, which is all about harnessing writerly self-discipline. But why would any adult with a full-time job vol-

ing their own significance.”

Bluemle agrees there’s “something satisfyingly tangible about a book.” But she thinks “people who actually sit down and write are a different world from the fame-and-fortune people who think about it and don’t do it.”

“Just do it” seems to be the motto of NaNo. Some NaNoers have hopes of revising and publishing their fiction — the website asserts that a handful have successfully done so. Others are in it for something else. Beagley says he has “no intention of publishing,” though he does want to print copies of his science-fiction novel, with illustrations by his wife, and give them to family members for Christmas.

Jennifer Carbee, a 30-yearold attorney from Jericho, is hovering at 41,000 words and trying to make up for time spent with family over the holiday. She says of her ongoing “chick lit” novel, “I feel like I have a book in me; I just don’t feel like this is it.”

For Carbee, NaNo is simply a “great creative outlet.” Her manuscript “could hardly be considered classic literature,” she says, “but it’s fun.” m

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ith recreational reading out of fashion among teens, there’s been a lot of talk about improving “young adult” fiction.

That semi-amorphous category of literature aimed at the 11 to 17 crowd doesn’t STORY have to be juvenile — most adult bookMARGOT worms can recall at least one YA fave.

HARRISON Nonetheless, critics complain that YA fiction has been dumbed down since the Introducing . . . days when Harriet the Spy snuck into Sasha Abramowitz,

by Sue Halpern, dumbwaiters with her trusty notebook. In Farrar Straus an article in the online magazine Slate last Giroux, 282 pages, July, Ann Hulbert surveyed these critiques $17. in a round-up story about the genre. Most Looking for Lucy of them blasted fluffy teen lit such as the Buick, by Rita Gossip Girls series — basically, scandalous Murphy, Delacorte WB soaps in book form.

Press, 165 pages, Hulbert herself has scathing words for $15.95. a more prestigious YA genre, “problem” M or F? by Lisa fiction, which attempts to introduce kids Papademetriou to difficult issues but too often does so in and Chris Tebbetts, the lead-footed “ABC Afterschool Special” Razorbill/Penguin, fashion. Many of these “issue” books are 297 pages, $16.99. taught in schools, but are they any more educational than the fluff? “Reared on a regimen of earnest YA fare through middle school,” Hulbert writes, “. . . kids are well-trained to discuss timely topics, like

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They learn to look for themes that are right on the surface . . . They are instructed to spot trite symbols . . . They are asked to probe two-dimensional characters.”

But some offerings from local authors suggest that modern YA fiction isn’t the intellectual desert these critics imply it is — nor does it always have to be a wellintentioned snooze.

Introducing… Sasha Abramowitz is the first YA book by Sue Halpern, a Ripton adult novelist and freelance journalist who publishes in The New York Review of Books and The New Yorker. It’s easy to classify as a “problem” novel. As 11-year-old Sasha herself says early on, “I have a brother and he has ‘problems.’”

Moreover, those “problems” turn out to revolve around the oh-so-trendy Tourette syndrome. When Sasha was 8, we learn, her older brother Danny’s quirks and compulsive swearing blossomed into a scary breakdown in the family swimming pool. Ever since, he’s attended a “special school” in the Berkshires. Sasha lives on

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As the sly irony of that passage suggests, Sasha is no twodimensional character. Nor are the “problems” the novel raises — for the most part — easily solved. And there are a lot of problems besides the Abramowitzs’ fractured family. Andrew Hardy, a student baseball player and ace magician whom Sasha befriends, falls suddenly and mysteriously ill. Sasha’s teacher has to leave school for months in order to adopt a baby from Guatemala. One of her classmates has deaf parents who can’t hear him act in the school play.

And the college’s baseball team, the Krieger Cats, has never won a single game — much to the

dismay of Sasha’s dad, whom she calls the “distinguished professor of baseball poetry.”

With all the “issues” it raises, Sasha Abramowitz occasionally does verge on “Afterschool Special” territory. Pop culture — even the Internet — is conspicuously absent from Sasha’s life, and there are moments when one gets the sense that Halpern is using her precocious narrator to educate the reader.

“Have you ever read Great Expectations?” Sasha gushes. “If you haven’t, you should.”

Despite moments of didacticism, though, Sasha’s narrative seems likely to pass the kid test — it’s brisk, freewheeling, eventful and uncensored. Like her role model, Harriet the Spy, Sasha calls it as she sees it when observing the adult world. In one memorable digression, she analyzes the magical thinking of >> 28A

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Halpern doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sentimentalize Tourette syndrome or sugarcoat Sashaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s frustration and anger at her brother for turning family life into a place where â&#x20AC;&#x153;Anything could happen.â&#x20AC;? The novelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s simple, sensible lessons on dealing with â&#x20AC;&#x153;problemsâ&#x20AC;? are woven unobtrusively into the narrative, as when the boy with deaf parents tells Sasha that he knows itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s okay for his family to be different, but â&#x20AC;&#x153;being okay is not the same thing as being easy.â&#x20AC;?

Sasha Abramowitz is a â&#x20AC;&#x153;problemâ&#x20AC;? novel that turns out to be more entertaining than that label might suggest. M or F? is the opposite: a YA novel that starts fluffy and ends up being a fairly substantial meal.

Coauthored by Chris Tebbetts of Hinesburg and Massachusetts writer Lisa Papademetriou, M or F? is clearly aimed at older readers than Sasha. Set in a suburban Chicago high school, it embraces pop culture to the same degree that Halpernâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s novel abjures it. The snarky dialogue between best friends Frannie and Marcus could be lifted straight from one of the

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They refer to an unconvincing rawker chick as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Goth in a Boxâ&#x20AC;? and tell each other things like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re big smitten, arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you?â&#x20AC;?

Phrases such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;convo,â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;irony meter,â&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;on the double DLâ&#x20AC;? fly fast and furious as the principals tell their sides of the story in alternating chapters.

That story is basically Cyrano de Bergerac in cyberspace.

Frannieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s straight and Marcus is gay, but neither has ever had a real boyfriend. When Frannie develops a crush on Jeffrey, who has dreamy blue eyes and writes poetry, Marcus encourages her to â&#x20AC;&#x153;go for it,â&#x20AC;? wishing he had as many options. (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Roaring Brook High School wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t exactly crawling with out and eligible gay boys,â&#x20AC;? he laments.) Frannie gets go-ahead signals from Jeffrey, first in the school chatroom and then in person. Only problem is, their conversations, whether online or face to face, just donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have â&#x20AC;&#x153;flow.â&#x20AC;? Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where Marcus steps in.

Assuming Frannieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s online identity â&#x20AC;&#x201D; first with her connivance, then behind her back â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he develops the easy, flirty rapport with Jeffrey that Frannie canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem to elicit on her own.

Like all deception-based love triangles in all high-concept romantic comedies ever written, this one is obviously headed for serious fall-out, further complicated by the sexual orientation issue. But the authors have built a few more twists into their romantic maze than one might expect. The characters are individuals, not teen-movie stereotypes. Perfect on paper, Jeffrey can be a bit of a bore: â&#x20AC;&#x153;He only ate things that were (a) vegetables and (b) not hurting Tibet.â&#x20AC;?

And some of the novelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s insights will hit home with adults as well as teens. Like many women, Frannie wishes she could have as much fun with her dream guy as she does watching Bollywood movies with her gay best friend.

Meanwhile, Marcus wonders about his online masquerades, â&#x20AC;&#x153;What did that say about me, if I felt like my own best self when I was pretending to be someone else?â&#x20AC;?

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Award-winning Calais author Rita Murphy’s novel starts as a modern version of the classic fairy tales about foundlings. The heroine is discovered as an infant inside a 1968 Buick Skylark convertible won in a poker game by stocking-factory magnate Rocco Sandoni. She’s adopted into the “Sandoni clan” — five fussy, nurturing old women and three childless “uncles” who soon start behaving like wicked stepfathers, plotting to marry Lucy off for money. Within the first few pages, the Sandoni women expire, only to return in spectral form as Lucy’s busybody guardian angels. A freak accident — one of several out-ofthe-blue events in the plot — frees 17-year-old Lucy from the male Sandonis’ grip and gives her a chance to do what people in this type of book invariably want to do: find her real family.

With nothing concrete to go on, she envisions her birth-par-

ents as “the Buicks” — “strong, big-boned people with shiny teeth and deep, gravelly voices.”

The rest of the book is like that description: beautifully crafted and heavy on the whimsy. Lucy’s favorite Sandoni great-aunt has taught her to follow signs such as “the pattern of oak leaves on the sidewalk in early autumn,” which she calls “messages from a strange and benevolent universe.” The signs lead Lucy onto a train going west, then to a small Iowa town where she meets a motley cast of characters: a five-times widowed woman who runs a motor lodge, an old Japanese man who spends his time hatching the cocoons of monarch butterflies, a handsome professional storm chaser.

Like the novels Hulbert mocks, Lucy Buick features some pretty obvious symbols — butterflies represent freedom, storms represent emotional crisis — and a theme that’s hard to miss: a “real” family is the people who love you. For young fans of magical realism, the novel’s poetic prose may make up for its thematic simplicity.

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he day before Sharon’s mother’s funeral, rusty water fell from the ceiling onto the kitchen table.

“The house itself is weeping,” She thought. But it was only an ordinary plumbing crisis in the third-floor bathroom. The big old house that had STORY sat so empty these last few years was once again RUTH filled with family — Sharon and her husband HOROWITZ Michael and her sister Judy and Judy’s various daughters and their various husbands, all switching on lamps and forcing faucets that had grown stiff from lack of use.

It had been almost a year since they had all gathered here for the last family occasion: the wedding of Judy’s daughter. Things had gone wrong then, too. The florist had delivered the wrong color roses.

The caterer had backed into the rabbi’s Saab, smashing a headlight. The second cup of wine, filled to overflowing as a sign of joy, had spilled a round, red stain on the freshly cleaned carpet. But that time, Mommy had been in charge.

The water had crested the porcelain toilet bowl and spilled over the sides, run under the shaggy pink rug, penetrated the suspended ceiling in the second-floor bathroom, soaked the wood floor beneath, found the tiny space beside the kitchen light fixture, and slid down the candelabra’s four brass arms to their elbows. There it had swelled into the drops that splashed on the paper-littered table.

When Sharon and Michael followed Judy upstairs, they found the flood had also reached the corner bedroom where they had planned to sleep. A mess of sodden plaster covered the bed, and sticky sludge coated the photograph Sharon had set aside that afternoon.

The picture showed her parents 11 years earlier, smiling in the sunshine at the center of an exuberant crowd. People behind them held Dukakis for President signs. Of all the pictures Michael and Sharon had found that afternoon — school por-

pushing aside her shrimp at family dinners and observing obscure holidays that seemed to pop up at the most inconvenient times.

Judy’s born-again phase persisted even after Rabbi Rudman suffered a stroke himself, and was replaced by the much younger Rabbi Glick, a man Sharon’s mother appropriately dubbed Rabbi Slick.

Slick stuck around just long enough to officiate at Amber’s wedding, where his brocaded prayer shawl and matching gold skullcap nearly upstaged the

Organizing her own funeral had been Mommy’s final act of mothering. But for all her foresight, she had neglected to anticipate a flood.

Sharon, Judy and Michael were sitting at the kitchen table when the plumbing failed. The rusty water rained down on the papers they’d spread out before them: the guest list, phone numbers for the limousine company and the funeral home, the draft of the death notice, the address of the designated charity. Sharon’s mother had written many of these notes herself, sitting up against her pillows and squeezing the pen in concentration, ignoring her daughters’ protests. Organizing her own funeral had been Mommy’s final act of mothering. But for all her foresight, she had neglected to anticipate a flood.

As Judy stormed up the stairs to investigate, Sharon and Michael snatched the papers and piled them on the counter. A minute later, they could hear Judy’s angry scolding raging in counterpoint to Amber’s wild wailing. Amber was last year’s bride.

Sharon suddenly remembered. “Chick Petricola.”

“Excuse me?” Michael asked.

“Chick Petricola,” Sharon repeated. “Mommy’s plumber.”

traits, snapshots from birthdays and vacations — this was the one Sharon couldn’t get past. It captured her parents absolutely alive, and entirely untroubled by the bad news lying ahead. In June 1988, when the picture was taken, the polls still showed Dukakis leading Bush by a comfortable margin. The quiet constriction of Daddy’s arteries was still undetected, Mommy’s approaching cancer just an abstract probability.

Sharon was still staring at the spoiled picture when she heard the rabbi arrive, Judy’s too-loud company voice ringing with false cheer above the others’. They’d been through this drill before, five years earlier, when Daddy died. But that time, Mommy had been there.

The previous rabbi, who’d arranged that funeral, hadn’t exactly been a family favorite, but at least he’d been familiar. They had known and disliked him for years. In the disorienting ordeal of that day, Judy in particular was reassured by the very air of infallibility they’d always considered so infuriating. And though the family’s official attitude towards religion was casual at best, under Rabbi Rudman’s sudden influence Judy had taken to

bride’s gown. Then he’d moved on, to Los Angeles.

When this most recent rabbi arrived in town, Mommy was already mostly machine: a menacing tangle of wires and tubes tethering the body on the bed to imposing monitors and bags of important fluids endlessly emptying and filling.

Judy and Sharon had worked out a schedule for visiting the hospital, to sit at their mother’s side. When it was Sharon’s turn, she would pull the chair close to the bed and stare into her mother’s face, waiting for her to open her eyes and receive whatever news Sharon had brought.

Day by day, as the morphine increased and her mother’s responses diminished — from whispered words to mute frowns or smiles to simply staring back — Sharon continued to collect bits of information. For years, she’d been judging the events in her life according to Mommy’s reactions. Even without her commendations or commiserations, Sharon found that simply storing up stories seemed to give her days import.

When she wasn’t trying to make contact with her mother, Sharon would try to read. And when she couldn’t read, she would try not to cry. She

hated to cry in front of her mother, and most of the time she just managed to make it through her shift, only to weep on the way home in the car.

The one time the new rabbi stopped in at the hospital, Sharon was out in the parking lot getting some air and trying to pull herself together. When she returned to her mother’s room, she found a business card stuck in the bulletin board: Rabbi Shoshanah Baker.

“A woman rabbi!” she’d remarked, leaning close to her mother. “What did you think of her?”

Mommy’s eyes opened and held Sharon’s for a moment, then slowly rolled toward the ceiling.

She probably hadn’t been bothered by the fact that the new rabbi was female, Sharon thought, putting aside the picture and heading downstairs.

More likely, she figured, as she rounded the last step and caught her first glimpse of Shoshanah Baker, Mommy had been put off by the woman’s excessive youth. It was, after all, hard to have much confidence in someone who couldn’t have been a day older than Amber. She was a freckled little boy of a girl in a Monica Lewinsky beret. As she took Sharon’s hand, her nervous smile revealed a flash of braces. No question, Sharon thought — this would be the very first funeral of the rabbi’s career. Sharon could just hear her mother: I get one funeral in this life. Is it too much to ask for a rabbi past the age of bat mitzvah?

Judy, meanwhile, was falling all over the woman, taking her coat and hanging it on the rack beside their mother’s, then ushering her into the living room and steering her towards Mommy’s end of the sofa.

“What should I know about your mother?” the rabbi asked, folding her hands. Despite her childlike frame, the sofa springs sagged dangerously low, as if still bearing Mommy’s weight. The cushion under her pleated skirt was worn to a shine. Sharon

shot Michael a meaningful glance, but his attention was focused on the rabbi.

As the rest of the family eagerly filled in the highlights of her mother’s biography, Sharon felt increasingly alone. Couldn’t they see that each new piece of information passed on was another part of Mommy relinquished, another step in the process of freezing her life into a finite story?

On the table at the rabbi’s elbow, one of Daddy’s ashtrays — converted to a coaster after he’d stopped smoking — waited for Mommy’s Diet Pepsi. Her reading glasses and sharpened pencil sat poised for the daily crossword.

“The synagogue will arrange for a shomer,” the rabbi was explaining, “someone to watch over the body, reciting psalms.”

“What’s the idea behind that?” Amber’s husband, Dylan, wanted to know.

“K’vod ha-met, respect for the dead,” Judy interjected, the diligent student bucking for an A. The rabbi nodded in agreement. “The body must not be left alone from the moment of death until the time of burial.”

“And what about the psalms?” Judy wondered.

“Affirmation,” said the rabbi, scratching under her beret. “Judaism teaches us that life always takes precedence over death. That’s what Kaddish expresses. Even the shomer who spends the night in the presence of the deceased fills those hours by thanking God for the gift of life.” Then she added with a wink and a quick flash of orthodontia, “The psalms also help keep the shomer awake.”

There was no end, it seemed, to the lady’s eagerness to exhibit her credentials, or to the family’s willingness to oblige. As they went on exploring the mysteries of covering mirrors and lighting candles, wearing slippers and sitting on low stools, all the arcane observances and picky prohibitions of the five official stages of mourning, Sharon considered the half-sheet of cardboard on which Mommy had

recorded, in her rounded, cursive hand, her children’s and grandchildren’s phone numbers. Each night she’d called them, one after another, keeping them close in a web of words.

“And how about you?” the rabbi asked, turning timidly toward Sharon. “You’ve been awfully quiet.

Is there anything you’d like me know about your mother? Anything you’d like to have happen tomorrow?”

Sharon shook her head. The only thing she wanted to happen tomorrow was for tomorrow not to happen.

They were all in the front hall saying good-bye to the rabbi, more nervous smiles and timid handshakes, when Chick Petricola arrived. For the 40plus years she’d lived in this house, Sharon’s mother had cultivated a close circle of trusted professionals like Chick. His gray hair and broad figure looked so normal in the doorway that Sharon stepped right into his hug. And he smelled so surprisingly like Daddy, that same familiar blend of Barbasol and cigarettes, that she didn’t want to let go. When she did, she saw that the old plumber was tearing up.

“I’m sorry,” he said, wiping his eyes in embarrassment. “I just can’t believe she’s gone. And look at you,” he went on, turning to Sharon’s sister.

“Judy, right? You favor your mother. And you have beautiful daughters, just like she did. She was so proud of all her beautiful girls.”

His gaze came to rest on the rabbi. “Are you one of the granddaughters, too?”

“No,” said the rabbi, looking startled.

“This is Rabbi Baker,” Judy quickly corrected.

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Night came as a relief. The toilet was fixed, the rabbi dispatched, the precious photo cleaned and dried and the sodden linens stripped. The only remaining obligation was sleep. But with their bed soaked through to the mattress and the house filled to capacity, Sharon and Michael’s only choice was to spend the night in the master bedroom.

“What do you think?”

Michael asked, carefully.

Sharon shrugged. “It’s not as if Mommy needs it.”

She saw her mother lying in a place very much like the hospital room, but unfettered by tubes or wires, freed from the horror of the cancer. A chair was pulled close to Mommy’s side, and the man who sat there

Sharon’s neck, Sharon’s leg over Michael’s thigh, her nose buried in the space below his ear and the deep, meaty smell that meant home. After so many hours spent dwelling on Mommy’s absence, the solid assurance of Michael’s presence felt like a gift of good news.

She gratefully lifted her face to find his mouth, hungry for the taste of it, and then she suddenly stopped. Hadn’t the rabbi’s long list of regulations included some sort of prohibition against sex on the eve of the funeral? Judy, no doubt, would be following the rabbi’s instructions to the letter. But Sharon wasn’t Judy or the rabbi. And Sharon wasn’t dead. She was here, now, alive and awake to the heat and smell of Michael’s waiting skin, encircled by his ropy arms and legs. She thought again of the shomer reading psalms at Mommy’s side. What better way to affirm life than by feeling the force of teeth against teeth, the fit of one body in

tape loops of worst-case scenarios: earthquakes, fires, nuclear warfare, incurable diseases, lost jobs and failed exams. Or she’d get up and pace around the house, clean out a closet or balance her checkbook.

But being awake now felt different. Sharon searched her mind for the worst thing that might happen — then remembered that it already had. Calmer than she’d felt in many months, she simply lay there. Without even opening her eyes, she could feel the familiar contours of her parents’ room: the windows overlooking Mommy’s beloved New York skyline; the closet with Daddy’s suits; the drawer stuffed with every card and letter Sharon and Judy had ever sent home. And though Sharon knew she and Michael were alone, she could also feel someone standing over her, watching.

Sometimes, when she was little and couldn’t sleep at night, Sharon would climb out of bed and creep into her parents’

As Sharon and Michael slipped between the sheets, their feet brushed aside the stiff, plastic tabs the ambulance workers had discarded when they’d stuck their electrodes to Mommy’s scarred chest. looked a lot like Chick Petricola. Like Sharon in those days at her mother’s bedside, he was talking. But rather than delivering family news, he was offering words of thanks. If she knew what was happening, would Mommy roll her eyes?

Sharon didn’t think so. Though she had never had much use for rabbis and their rules, she had always appreciated poetry.

Sharon told Michael, “Actually, I think it will be sort of sweet.”

No one had slept in this bed for a month — not since that frantic morning when Maria, the home health-care worker, had sensed the crisis and rushed in to find Mommy gasping, the tumor obstructing her windpipe. That whole last month when Sharon’s mother lay dying in the hospital, the unwashed sheets on her bed back home had held the smells of her failing body and its struggles. As Sharon and Michael slipped between the sheets, their feet brushed aside the stiff, plastic tabs the ambulance workers had discarded when they’d stuck their electrodes to Mommy’s scarred chest.

Sharon and Michael’s bodies moved automatically into position: Michael’s arm under

another? Love is good, she thought, gladly pulling Michael closer. Love is good.

Sharon had never been able to think about her parents making love before. But now, as she and Michael made their own — gently, intently — she remembered how sometimes, when she’d come into her parents’ room in the morning, she would find them lying right here, Daddy on Michael’s side and Mommy on hers, holding hands. Later, when Mommy dropped Daddy off at his bus, he never failed to give her a goodbye kiss. Sitting in the back seat, Sharon and Judy would watch for the decisive moment of contact and listen for the satisfying smack of their parents’ smooch. Sharon and Michael were picking up where Mommy and Daddy left off.

Afterwards, Sharon fell asleep almost immediately. And, as usual, she woke up sometime in the dark. All her life, she’d been wrenched awake at night, yanked into unwanted consciousness by the flash of bad news, the weight of unfinished business or some abstract terror.

Sometimes she’d lie awake for hours, her stomach in knots, her muscles tight, her mind playing

room. Tiptoeing around to Mommy’s side of the bed, she’d stand watching her, waiting for her to wake up. Cold air would leak in through the crackedopen window, making Sharon shiver in her nightgown.

“I can’t sleep,” she would whisper.

“Go back to bed and try a little harder,” Mommy would whisper back, never even opening her eyes.

Sharon would wait for her to ask about a bad dream or invite her to confess some infraction.

She would come hoping to hear Mommy’s magic words that would wipe her worry away once and for all. But her mother never said any more. And after a while, Sharon would have no choice but to creep back to her own room and climb into bed with the uncertain consolation of that cursory instruction.

Lying now in her mother’s place, Sharon could feel Michael’s warm breath on her back. From the cracked-open window, a slice of cold air touched her face. And somewhere in the room, her own scared, former self stood waiting. Maybe, Sharon thought, I should just keep my eyes closed and try a little harder. m

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Selene Colburn Librarian Bailey-Howe Library, University of Vermont, Burlington The Final Solution: A Story of Detection by Michael Chabon. The slender tale pairs a retired detective who bears a startling resemblance to a postprime Sherlock Holmes and a young WWII-era Jewish refugee whose missing parrot may or may not have memorized Nazi codes. Michael Chabon can construct a sentence that completely and suddenly disarms you. For this reason alone, it’s

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— Gene Fowler (1890-1960) Friends, I’ve got a million of these quotes.

I collect them. I adore them. But in fact, as British poet and playwright Harold Pinter remarked earlier this month, accepting the Nobel Prize in Literature, “We don’t have to weep” about the fate of writers: “The writer makes his choice and is stuck with it.” So there.

I know — a lot of writers aren’t lucky enough to have deadlines. I am, or at least I have been. But it took a long time to get there. And the “truth” is — with apologies to Pinter — I was about to give it up before I got a publishing contract for my first book, back in the Dark Ages, 25 years ago this month.

I’m not kidding. I really was about to give it up. I had no idea what else I might do with my life, but I was tired. Tired of trying. Tired of rejections. The manuscript I’d been working on and peddling

By 1980, I’d had a dozen rejections already from “major publishing houses.” Probably more — I believe a lot of people were anxious to spare my feelings and actually hid the mail.

On the other hand, in his address at Stockholm, Pinter also said, in reference to his work, “There are no hard distinctions between what is . . . true and what is false. A thing is not necessarily either true or false; it can be both true and false.” So weep if you want. It would make a lot of writers feel better. For about 10 minutes. After that, they’d probably tell you to get lost, because they’re busy. Writing. Frequently on deadline.

by that time for nine years — yes, nine years — seemed unsellable. This was the book that became Anastasia, the story of the woman who claimed to be the daughter of the last Russian tsar, for which I’m still best known. By 1980, I’d had a dozen rejections already from “major publishing houses.” Probably more — I believe a lot of people were anxious to spare my feelings and actually hid the mail. My friends and family all regarded me with a mixture of pity and terror. My

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We’re proud of you!”

Maybe that’s what gave me the stubbornness to continue — stubbornness or spite; I’ve never been sure. That spring, I took Anastasia out of the drawer for what I thought would be the last time. (There were no computers then — a “drawer” was the only place you could hide a manuscript in your humiliation and despair.) I said to myself, “I’m gonna whack this thing into shape if it kills me, and if I don’t have a publisher by the end of the year, I’m never going to look at it again.”

I meant it. I felt it. And lo!

At the 11th hour, I got a call.

An editor at Little, Brown wanted to see me in Boston.

I’d already snagged an agent — more about that in a minute — who said, “Get your ass down there and do it now.”

And I did. And, somehow, it worked. Why they took a chance on me, I don’t know.

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How’s that for karma? I was either so excited or so stunned by this news that I forgot to ask how much they were going to pay — that is, how high the “advance” would be.

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All writing, fiction or “non,” must be immediate, on-the-spot, “right there,” making no excuses and offering no explanations for itself.

In my case, it was luck — luck and what they call “connections.” That is, I knew someone who knew someone who knew someone, and on a blazingly hot day in New York — one of those scorching summer days in the city when you feel like cutting your own throat and everyone else’s — I met my first agent in a small park near the Museum of Modern Art. He was a eating a hot dog and a pretzel while I explained to him the merits of the book I was doing. Between noshes, he suddenly said, “Why should I care?”

This had the effect of making me angry, and anger, evidently, made me persuasive. In both senses of the word, you have to be “mad” to be a writer. You have to be driven, at least. You have to be obsessed. There’s an old theater saw — perhaps credited to John Gielgud — who, faced with a row of eager young acting students, said to them, “Look, if we can talk you out of this, you shouldn’t be here.”

It’s the best advice there is.

Really, it’s the only advice.

Picking his teeth, this agent finally said, “Well, all right.

Let’s give it a whirl.” But that was just the beginning.

The greatest shock of my first publishing experience came immediately after the contract was signed, when my editor told me that the entire manuscript of Anastasia had to be written again, from start to finish. It had already been written four times.

“It’s good,” she said, “but it’s not good enough. You’ve fussed over it too much. You’ve worked on it too hard. It’s lost

its immediacy, and that’s what we need to get back. So start over, please — page 1. Now.” I thought I’d drop dead. I really didn’t know if I could do it. But she was right, I had worked on it too hard. I’d spent so much time trying to get it “perfect” that I’d turned it into stone. And because it was a biography — that is, “nonfiction” — my editor was able to say, “Use the drafts you’ve already got for factual reference.

Use them only for that. And remember, we need it by June.”

Well, as they say in Russia, “Boja moi!” Loosely, this means, “Oh, my goodness!” But you can put it in more graphic terms than that. I certainly did. I said, “What!?” — just like Tsar Nicholas when the Bolsheviks told him he was about to be shot. But I did what my editor said, and because of that I discovered something wonderful, something magical and astonishing. All writing, fiction or “non,” must be immediate, onthe-spot, “right there,” making no excuses and offering no explanations for itself. At least, it has to seem that way. It has to read like that.

This isn’t always possible to achieve — in fact it’s very hard to achieve — but the rule remains: It has to be fresh.

Quoting the “humorist” Dorothy Parker, from an interview in Paris Review in 1957: “There must be courage, there must be no awe . . . There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind. There must be a magnificent disregard for your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do

about it.” (In the same interview, when asked what she “did for fun,” Mrs. Parker answered, “Anything that isn’t writing is fun.” Why is humor regarded as a minor achievement in the arts?)

Five books later, and God knows how many cubic feet of water under the bridge — much more water than money, I’ll tell ya — I still return to Mrs. Parker’s words. I’ve broken with Little, Brown since it all began, and broken with the agent, too.

I’ve moved around. I’ve even had to toss that splendid editor over the edge. (Don’t worry, she’ll be fine — she’s on salary.)

I have as many “publishing stories” as I do “writers’ quotes.”

But what do these matter, really, if good writing is the goal? I can ask this question because, through some miracle, I managed to beat the odds. And if I do nothing else, as my father said, I’ll have accomplished something.

Wait! I can’t leave it there — it’s too sentimental. Besides, no writer ever shuts up. I’ll end this the way it began, with a quote from Gene Fowler. I’m not going to tell you who Gene Fowler was — you can “Google” him if he interests you. Suffice it to say that one of Fowler’s sons went on to produce the 1950s horror flick I Was a Teenage Werewolf, and that Fowler himself remarked, at the height of his considerable success, “Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.”

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ove. It’s the original cause for irrational exuberance, and the eternal battleground between the sexes. Chemistry or commitment? Passion or possession?

Men and women often cross swords over what love means, providing limitSTORY ELISABETH less fodder for poets, artists and . . .

Broadway song-and-dance men. Take CREAN the tangled topic of love, throw in Guys and Dolls, catchy tunes, witty lyrics, clever plot directed by twists and bountiful opportunities for Brooke Ciardelli, high-kicking high jinks, and you get produced by Northern Stage. Guys and Dolls. It’s the quintessence of American musical theater: a show with Briggs Opera House, White fun, froth and a knowing nod to the River Junction, follies of the human heart.

December 21 In the 55 years since Guys and Dolls January 1, premiered, just about every theater see calendar for dates and times. floorboard in this country has felt the $16-41. clicking heels of the Hot Box Girls and the rhythmic stomp of “The Crapshooters’ Dance.” Most people who have “done” theater have found themselves involved in this musical at some point. Myself included.

I helped produce Guys and Dolls when I was a teacher in Brentwood, California. I was roped into it somewhat against my will; when it comes to extracurricular activities, private schools mine your resume for even tangential qualifications. At my previous school, I’d coached soccer and taught aerobics based on only brief participatory experience, in addition to helping with choirs and musicals.

So now I was Samuel Goldwyn?

Actually, the director was a force of nature, and just needed a right-hand person to help her out. The school took its drama seriously; this production of Guys and Dolls was christening its new, multimillion-dollar theater, financed in part by friends of the school such as Aaron Spelling. The student body consisted largely of the children of industry movers and shakers. Some of the kids didn’t necessarily take their academics too seriously. But acting, singing and dancing? That meant business.

Some of them prepared for auditions by hiring professional choreographers.

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coaching, especially with our shy but gifted Sky, unaware until deep into the show that he was screenwriter-director Larry Gelbart’s grandson. Billy Crystal’s daughter Jenny played Miss Adelaide; her mom Janice spent a long Sunday afternoon cutting out yards of pink satin for Hot Box costumes, sitting on a classroom floor with me wielding scissors and pins. When final tech work on the new theater was running behind schedule, Billy came to help hook up the soundboard.

But what I remember most fondly is how eager and hard working the kids turned out to be. Any ambition was tempered by openhearted enthusiasm.

At 14 and 16, what did they really understand about the show’s big themes? They just liked to sing, to dance, to perform. And they adored you for helping them follow their dreams.

Could any production live up to my own cherished memories? Is it possible to do anything fresh with such a frequently performed show? Northern Stage’s answer is a resounding yes.

Director Brooke Ciardelli and choreographer Josh Prince have put on a playful set of spurs and given the treasured warhorse a spirited kick. The result is a rollicking and effervescent romp.

The brilliant stroke of Guys and Dolls is setting two love stories against an improbable background: the seedy world of low-rent New York gamblers.

The setting provides rich material for the overarching theme — not to mention plenty of puns and Frank Loesser’s metaphor-laden lyrics. Love is always a huge gamble. Horses and dice? Much safer bets.

Two couples take radically different paths to love’s door. Nathan Detroit and Miss Adelaide could be the lead guests on a “Dr. Phil” episode: “Men Who Can’t Commit and the Women Who Love Them.” They are celebrating their 14th anniversary of being engaged. Adelaide has developed psychosomatic symptoms from Nathan’s waffling. “Just from waiting around for that plain little band of gold, a person

can develop a cold / Just from worrying whether the wedding is on or off, a person can develop a cough.”

At least Nathan and Adelaide come from the same world. Nathan runs the “oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York,” and Adelaide performs at the risqué Hot Box nightclub. Sky Masterson and Sarah Brown, on the other hand, are from planets farther apart than Mars and Venus: He’s a smooth, big-league gambler and she’s a prim, Salvation Army missionary.

Sarah resists her attraction to Sky, because she has the man she’s going to marry “all figured out.” In the duet “I’ll Know,” she sings, “I’ve imagined every bit of him, from his strong moral fiber, to the wisdom in his head, to the homey aroma in his pipe.” Sky scoffs: “You have wished yourself Scarsdale Galahad, a breakfast-eating Brooks Brothers type.” His plan? “Mine I’ll leave to chance and chemistry.” But by the end of Act I, they find themselves awash in chemistry — with each other.

As the plot twists and turns in Act II, the couples find themselves at loggerheads over another fundamental conflict: the desire to change your mate. An exasperated Sky asks Adelaide, “Why is it, when you women meet a man you like, you take him right in for alterations?” As the women ponder their options, they realize: “In any vegetable market, from Borneo to Nome, you mustn’t squeeze the melon ’til you get the melon home.” Translated into action, this means, “Marry the man today, and change his ways tomorrow.”

This ensures a happy ending, for the time being.

Everything about the Northern Stage production gleamed. Prince filled the dance numbers with fun-loving flourishes, such as macho gamblers who painfully regret ill-advised splits and the Cuban dancer who stashes a guidebook down the front of his pants. The cast reveled in the choreography’s self-conscious silliness, throwing themselves into it with abandon.

Brian Prather’s straightforward scenic design used painted rolling flats to

maximize the onstage space for dancing. Moody, atmospheric lighting by Annmarie Duggan made liberal use of pinks and blues. Jessica Risser-Milne’s costume design played with a vivid palette, from the bright scarlet of the Salvation Army uniforms to the eggyolk yellow of the Hot Box Chicks’ leotards for “A Bushel and a Peck.” The tear-away, gunmetal-silver gowns for “Take Back Your Mink” were stunning.

As Nathan and Adelaide, Matthew Henerson and Jenn Taber delightfully embodied the “push-me, pull-you” nature of the couple’s relationship.

They were the strongest members of a top-notch cast. Henerson played Nathan like the Cowardly Lion on Red Bull — with a little bluster, a lot of fluster and a dollop of amusing angst.

His voice was hearty and expressive, while Taber sang with a rare combination of suppleness and spot-on comic timing. Her hilarious “Adelaide’s Lament” was a show stopper.

Shanara Gabrielle and Edwin Cahill captured the breathtaking enchantment of Sarah and Sky’s whirlwind courtship.

Their singing was serviceably sweet, although lacking some of the flexible power of Taber and Henerson.

Gabrielle’s voice had an occasional edginess to it, Cahill’s, a slight nasal quality. Nonetheless, they played their romance with convincing charm and danced strongly, especially in the innovative — and tricky — Cuban number.

It’s hard to imagine Guys and Dolls will ever fall from the repertoire of high school, community and regional theaters. And periodically a Broadway revival — such as the 1992 smash starring Peter Gallagher and Nathan Lane — will arise and dwarf much of the dreck playing alongside it. Not just because the dialogue is delicious and the songs soar, but because the theme is so timeless. We all want love, but it seems the craziest, most improbable stroke of luck that we ever find the person we are supposed to be with. Guys and Dolls allows us to leave the theater tapping our toes and dreaming, “Maybe, just maybe . . .” m

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Rats and cats hear more sensitively than we do, for instance; dogs are much better equipped to sniff out the nuances of an odoriferous city sidewalk. While we might panic in a dark alley, a bat would feel quite at home.

The changing nature of the nocturnal city provides the theme for the next room.

When we think of the city at night, lights quickly come to mind. As much as we now take electricity for granted, it’s a recent phenomenon, historically speaking, and one that has allowed our senses of smell and hearing to grow sluggish.

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Ah, but that’s the wrong attitude! The problem is, even those of us geographically positioned to fully appreciate the four seasons often believe in the “myth of a weatherless society,” the exhibition tells us. Instead of seeking a “greater understanding of the limitations and opportunities inherent in weather conditions,” we prefer “to eliminate winter and summer except as purely aesthetic experiences.”

Illustrations of fanciful ice palaces and mazes from the 19th century underscore this contemporary lack of winter imagination. Photographs of ice structures from the 2004 Snow Show in Lapland offer new inspiration — that is, if you’re inspired by such projects as a penal colony made from 800 huge blocks of ice. That was designed, by the way, by Yoko Ono and Japanese architect Arata Isozaki. How artsy ice constructions relate to the practi-

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calities of surviving winter is left a bit vague. But videos, complete with roaring sound, of urban snow removal do snap one back to reality.

Winter celebrations — such as Montréal’s own High Lights Festival — seem intended to recapture some of that old-fashioned winter spirit without pushing us modern wimps too far outside our comfort zones.

Facing several months of winter, I would have been interested in seeing creative examples of how other cities foster joie de vivre when the weather outside is frightful.

The Sounds of the City room is arguably the highlight of this exhibition, because it best fulfills the curator’s goal of nudging our perceptions away from the visual. Here, after a quick perusal of the wall texts, you can settle into one of the big, white seating pods, clamp on a headset, close your eyes and simply listen.

Unfortunately, the “One Minute Vacations,” recorded in various cities around the world, seemed to be on vacation itself the day I visited. But both “Soundscape Vancouver,” directed by Canadian composer R. Murray Shafer, and Francisco Lopez’s “Buildings (New York)”

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These included everything from the hum of elevators and HVAC systems to lapping water, chimes and boat horns.

The exhibition argues that as digital devices replace machines, the city is actually growing quieter, allowing us — if we come out from under our iPods — to notice once again “repressed and forgotten sounds.” Or inane cellphone chatter, as the case may be.

It’s obvious that environmental soundscapes are heavily influenced by the materials with which they’re constructed. One of the exhibition’s strengths, however, is the way it calls attention to urban phenomena that seem too mundane to merit serious study.

Take asphalt. We spend a good portion of our lives traversing it, yet do we ever pause to imagine what our cities would be like without it?

Asphalt’s smooth surface not only changed the sound of cities — no more bumping over cob-

air-conditioning is not new, technological advances have both transformed architecture and changed the nature of the air we breathe. Nowadays, interior urban spaces are so bereft of olfactory interest that artificial odors are pumped into places such as shopping malls, just to spice up the sterile air.

Ultimately, “Sense of the City” doesn’t stray as far from the visual as it might have. The show’s text admits, for instance, “We have trouble representing odours in space, essentially because they are invisible.” Even so, when I stepped outside, I reconsidered the familiar urban environment in a refreshingly unfamiliar, and more perceptive, way.

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What holiday would be complete without some exploratory acoustic music? I’ve been waiting to out myself as a Deadhead in these pages for quite some time, and this could be my chance. The Jerry Garcia-inspired acoustic duo The Kind Buds bring their tripped out harmonies to Montpelier’s Positive Pie II on Dec. 23.

While I personally think their name is silly, if they play “Dire Wolf,” I’m totally down.

Christmas itself is usually a bigger day for movie theaters than music venues. But the electro-dance freaks behind Club Metronome’s Sunday Night Mass aren’t about to let the birth of Christ get in the way of their weekly party. On Sunday, Dec. 25, DJs Jeremy Russell, Endo, Phatrix and Chris Patton will spin house and breakbeat from 10 p.m. until the holiday is finally put to bed.

If you wanna show off your booty — gifts and otherwise — head down to Burlington’s Red Square on Dec. 26. Your friends will be there to see Monoprix, the alt-country act led by Brett Hughes, so, go ahead, make ’em jealous.

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Deep Soda’s return to the stage last week was indeed triumphant.

The band was as bizarre as usual, with mid-tempo rock tunes running alongside ludicrous numbers such as the punk jingle “Nipple Clamp.”

Local chanteuse Marie Claire joined the band for a couple of songs, adding a subtly sensual texture to Soda’s dorky dude-rock.

Extra props to guitarist Delancey Leathers for shredding the hell out of his git-box. Hope to hear more from these chuckleheads in ’06.

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Local luthier and musical man-about-town Creston Lea has recently upgraded his website, http://www.crestonguitars.com. In addition to gig listings for his multiple bands, the site shows off his considerable guitar and amplifier cabinet building skills. I personally think the gallery section rules. If you visit, be sure to check out Max Schwartz’s all-white Twin reverb cabs, Bill Mullins’ black custom axe and Eric Olsen’s sweet “chambered brown custom with Bixby tremolo.” Drool. Although Lea has yet to put up an online order form, when he does, I’m all over it.

If you love rock memorabilia but haven’t yet made it to the Rock ’n’ Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, you’re in luck this month. Though not associated with the Ohio enterprise, the traveling Museum of Rock ’n’ Roll nonetheless has plenty of curios to enjoy.

Throughout December, the musical menagerie will be parked at the intersection of Rt. 100 and Rt. 17 in Waitsfield. Displays include handwritten lyrics by a bevy of pop titans, including Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Lou Reed and, my personal favorites, Blue Öyster Cult. While the museum reportedly has “Like a Rolling Stone” in Zimmerman’s hen scrawl, it’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper” that I’m pumped about.

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Who knows, maybe I’ll even see you at a couple of ’em. Bring mistletoe.

First up is a triple-threat indie-rock bill featuring The Jazz Guys, James Kochalka Superstar and Missy Bly. A Missy show is always a treat, and I imagine both Kochalka and those irascible Jazz Guys will have whipped up something seasonal. The fun takes place at Club Metronome on Dec. 22. And, with admission set at a mere $3, you’ll still have some cash left for “holiday cheer,” if you get my meaning.

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DJ COREY (hip-hop), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SWALE (alt-rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

SETH YACOVONE (blues, rock singersongwriter), Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by GORDON STONE BAND, STEVE HARTMANN (funkgrass, singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. $3.

RETRONOME: HOLIDAY EDITION (â&#x20AC;&#x2122;70s, â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s DJ), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. $5.

TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

HIP-HOP, REGGAE, DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE NEIGHBORHOOD, DJ-ZJ, DJ RUSSELL (hip-hop), Opus, 10 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Club, 7 p.m. NC. VIDEO DANCE PARTY WITH VJ HOT ROD, Foggyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Notion, 9 p.m. NC. CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH DJS JAH RED, DEMUS, RAUL (reggaeton, reggae, Latin), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $7/9.

MONKEY CHRISTMAS PARTY (live music), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m.

NC. AA. SANDRA WRIGHT (r&b, soul, pop), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH REX, Franny Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Genoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH REX, Franny Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC.

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venues 411 Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

GREG IZOR BAND (blues), Charlie O’s, Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

Beyond 10 p.m. NC. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., MORSE-CASSARINO TRIO (rock), Middlebury, 388-0361.

Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

TERRENCE DIERS & THE SKYNX The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. (blues, r&b), Black Door Bar & Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

The THE KIND BUDS (acoustic Dead B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. covers, originals), Positive Pie II, Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

10 p.m. NC. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

THE SCREWTOPS (rock), Middle Earth, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 8:30 p.m. $5.

985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

OXO (rock), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

NC. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

OPEN MIKE WITH THE INFAMOUS Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

BLUES BAND, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

CHAD (rock singer-songwriter), Rusty Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544.

Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

BROKEN STRING (bluegrass), Bee’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Giovanni’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210.

HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow!

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE (funk, Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. jazz, jam), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Jasper’s Tavern, 19 North Ave., Newport, 334-2224.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Red Square, Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

9 p.m. $3.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. $3.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

RUSH: OPEN HOUSE COLLEGE PARTY Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, (DJs), Second Floor, 9 p.m.

496-8910.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. $5/10/NC with college ID. 18+.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

DJ RUGGER (hip-hop, r&b), Ruben Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

James, 10 p.m. NC. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Melting Pot Café, Rt 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303.

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Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

Miguel’s Stoweaway, 68 Church St., Burlington, 651-5298.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

Opus Grill, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0052.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350.

Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

T. Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

Friendly Main St., On-site Waterbury,Computer 244-7827. Support Waterbury Wings, 1 South Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Zoe’s Tack Room & Café, 3825 Rt. 7, Charlotte, 425-5867.

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1. Capital City Concerts — Karen Kevra: The Music of J.S. Bach 2. Bobby Gosh — Spirit of Christmas 3. Diana Krall — Christmas Songs 4. Neil Young — Prairie Wind 5. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water 6. Kristina Stykos — In the Earth’s Fading Light 7. Patti Casey — The Edge of Grace 8. Bonnie Raitt — Souls Alike 9. Susannah Clifford-Blachly — Middle of the Night 10. Bruce Chalmer/Fyre and Lightning Consort — Berakhot

1. Korn — See You on the Other Side 2. Susan Tedeschi — Hope and Desire 3. Scott Stapp — The Great Divide 4. Johnny Cash — The Legend of Johnny Cash 5. Guns N’ Roses — Greatest Hits 6. Green Day — American Idiot 7. System of a Down — Hypnotize 8. John Mayer Trio — Try! Live in Concert 9. Shakira — Oral Fixation Vol. 2 10. Diana Krall — Christmas Songs

1. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water 2. Grace Potter — Original Soul 3. Bing Crosby — Christmas With Bing Crosby 4. Original Soundtrack — Good Night, and Good Luck 5. Austin Sirch — Austin Sirch 6. Enya — Amarantine 7. Vince Guaraldi — A Charlie Brown Christmas 8. Blue Merle — Burning in the Sun 9. Diana Krall — Christmas Songs 10. Tracy Chapman — Tracy Chapman

1. Eminem — Curtain Call 2. Tragically Hip — Hipeponymous 3. Green Day — American Idiot 4. Matisyahu — Live at Stubb’s 5. James Blunt — Back to Bedlam 6. System of a Down — Hypnotize 7. Johnny Cash — The Legend of Johnny Cash 8. Faith Hill — Country Classics 9. Cream — Live at Royal Albert Hall 10. Green Day — Bullet and a Bible

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reviewthis KEN MAHREN, SILK BROCADE: ACOUSTIC GUITAR IMPRESSIONISM

THE WARDS, CHRISTMAS PUNK (Self-released, CD) Vermont’s immortal punk rockers The Wards have finally done it. No, they aren’t headlining the Vans Warped tour. They’ve released a Christmas album. Now my holiday can be truly complete.

Christmas Punk kicks off with a ridiculous little number called “Dear Santa.” With its double-time drums, simple, sludgy guitar and chant-along background vocals, it sounds comfortably oldschool. No flashy time changes or fretboard gymnastics here, just adorably macho punk.

The party continues with “Daddy, I Know You’re Santa Claus,” an amusingly infantile tune featuring a rugged descending riff and singer T. Curly’s inimitable, Homer Simpson-in-leather vocals.

And what to make of “elf.com?” An apparent ode to modern love and digital consumerism, the tune boasts a wicked sloppy blues progression and meat ’n’ potatoes percussion. “Internet shopping, 2005 / Computer Christmas, Santa’s online,” Curly sings like an overzealous Circuit City employee. Someone’s pretty psyched to be rid of their bulky Sears catalogues.

“Freedom” kicks off with a chugging bass figure, before being overtaken by lo-fi keyboards and stun-gun guitar. But The Wards’ latest protest song doesn’t hold a candle to their ’80s classics, such as “Weapons Factory” or “No More Nuclear War.” (By the way, has anyone ever figured out exactly what atomic battles the latter song is referring to?)

And what Christmas album would be complete without a standard? Well, The Wards chose “Run, Run Rudolph.” Imagine Chuck Berry with fetal alcohol syndrome, and you’re almost there.

My favorite cut has to be “Secret Santa,” a tune so oddly atonal that it might as well be a lost Residents track. Unfortunately, at a mere 40 seconds, there’s barely enough time to catch its bizarre drift.

Closer “Christmas in Afghanistan” is sure to become a Wards staple. “It’s Christmas in Afghanistan, our troops are overseas / And the only present on my list, bin Laden is his name / we don’t care if he’s hiding in a hole or in a cave,” Curly sings in a clipped tenor. Man, these guys should think about booking a USO tour.

As usual, it’s a blast to hear Vermont’s punk godfathers lay down the musical, martial law. Oh, and congrats to the band on its recent victory on VCAM’s local game show, “Survey Says.” Who says you can’t have brain and brawn?

(Self-released, CD) South Burlington guitarist Ken Mahren recently released a CD version of Silk Brocade, a collection of solo instrumentals originally issued on cassette back in 1984.

Although this set is more than 20 years old, Mahren’s talent is hardly dated.

Mahren describes the album as a “collection of new age, folk, jazz and classical guitar influences.” The groundbreaking acoustic guitar work of the “Takoma Boys” — of whom John Fahey, Leo Kottke and Peter Lang are the most well known — is an obvious reference point. Open tunings and musical textures abound, but this project is more than just a bad copy of a mid-period Windham Hill album. And unlike other new age-y releases, contemporary or otherwise, the music on Silk Brocade doesn’t induce slumber.

The disc’s 10 original compositions range from the lush tone poems, such as the title track, to the 16th-note showers found on “Risky Business” and “Forsythia Interlude.” Mahren’s unabashed use of electronic gadgets not only adds color and character, but also helps to set his work apart from other sixstring searchers. It’s rare to hear an acoustic guitarist utilizing a flanger or phase shifter to augment tone or increase sustain. While the effects don’t detract artistically, it’s sometimes tough to hear the natural tone of his guitar. Still, Mahren’s good taste and technical excellence make the combination work.

The artist explains that this re-release was inspired by requests from friends who had worn out the original tapes. He also claims that, after all these years, he stills plays guitar the same way. If that’s the case, here’s to a CD release party!

ROBERT RESNIK

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NC. NICK CASSARINO & FRIENDS, Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC.

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PREVIEWS

King Kong HHH

H WATTS UP Enjoying the view from atop the Empire State Building, Kong decides he loves New York.

Unfortunately, the feeling isn’t mutual.

ow exactly is one supposed to rank Kong movies, anyway?

Is the gold standard really the original? Sure, its combination of sound, image, music, action and effects made it a sensation in 1933, but, let’s be honest, it does sort of look today like something a bored 12-year-old might throw together on his iMac. And what of the 1976 Dino DeLaurentis remake? It’s held in fairly low regard now — considered a monumental piece of cheese, in fact — but I seem to recall that it generated monster hubbub at the time. Were one to give the picture its due, we would have to say it has achieved an unprecedented level of spectacle — and, of course, launched the career of Oscarwinner Jessica Lange. Sure, a lot of the key sequences look clunky from this juncture, but you have to remember they were made without any help from computers.

From the standpoint of filmmaking sophistication and sheer flipped-out fun, Peter Jackson’s production has to come out on top, I suppose. But before we start heaping accolades, do a quick reality check: We’re talking about a monster movie. One that just about everyone knows every twist and turn of. Given the technology and resources at his disposal, Jackson was sure to produce the grandest, most realistic Kong to date. I’m just not sure how significant an achievement this actually represents.

The filmmaker has returned to the period and place of the first film. The Great Depression has the Big Apple in its grip as the story opens. Jack Black stars as a slippery figure — equal parts huckster and movie director — whose investors are about to pull the plug on his latest production. His plan is to shoot a tale of adventure and romance on an uncharted pile of rocks in the middle of the ocean called Skull Island.

His biggest problem, aside from the imminent funding freeze, is the fact that his female lead has just dropped out.

In order to stay one step ahead of his creditors, he has to set sail by nightfall, after finding a replacement who wears the same size dress as his no-longer-leading lady (too late and too expensive to make new costumes). Whose path should he cross but that of an out-of-work actress played by Naomi Watts. She’s a perfect size 4, and the perfect mark for the fasttalking Black.

The rustbucket steamer she finds herself on that night is hardly the elegant cruise ship she’s been led to expect, but

she’s pleasantly surprised by one development. Also on board is her favorite playwright (Adrien Brody), whom Black has scammed into cranking out the script for his cockamamie project. Love doesn’t exactly bloom — Brody is too shy to declare his passion — but it’s clear they feel some degree of chemistry. And it’s obvious the two will get together, if a third party does not come between them.

But, of course, one does. Skull Island initially impresses the viewer as familiar ground: Prehistoric jungle, giant wall, fear-crazed natives with the strange habit of hooking young women up with the local alpha male. You know the drill.

The moment Kong first appears on screen theoretically should provide an indicator of Jackson’s success in upgrading the saga. The experience lacked the quality of never-beforeness I’ve felt in previous groundbreaking monster films — the werewolf transformation in The Howling and the introduction to Spielberg’s T-Rexes in Jurassic Park, for example. But then, Kong is not the first computer-generated simian we’ve encountered at the Cineplex. That would be Mighty Joe Young, who we watched come between Charlize Theron and Bill Paxton in 1998. Sure, the scale is larger here, but aren’t we talking essentially about the same thing: a giant CGI gorilla?

The tender bond that forms between Watts and her furry friend is touching, but Jackson runs the whole business into the ground, devoting far too much of the movie’s running time to scenes in which the two stare wistfully, wordlessly, and almost endlessly at one another. Much of the picture, in fact, feels dragged out to ersatz epic-ness.

The end, on the Empire State Building, also adds little to the film’s novelty. The only real jolt and wonder come in the course of the extended Skull Island free-for-all; but even there some effects are less special than others. The T-Rexes do not improve on Spielberg’s one lick. On the other hand, the protracted chapter unleashes one gleefully mutant breed of creepy-crawler after another on the boat’s crew. It’s an inspired, enthralling, technically dazzling display. It’s the 30 minutes that make the three-hour-plus picture worth seeing.

Thank God for those steroidal centipedes, bats, birds, spiders and fanged, wormy whatevers. Black, Brody and Watts do a nice enough job, and Kong is occasionally fun to watch, but the beauty of Jackson’s movie turns out to be its supporting beasts. m

FUN WITH DICK AND JANE: Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni are paired in this update of the 1977 George Segal-Jane Fonda comedy about a suburban couple who turn to crime in order to maintain their upscale lifestyle.

Directed by Dean (Home Fries) Parisot.

(100 min, PG-13) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA: Rob (Chicago) Marshall adapts Arthur Golden’s bestseller about a poor Japanese girl who transforms herself into a figure of skill and refinement. Ziyi Zhang, Michelle Yeoh and Ken Watanabe star. (145 min, PG-13) RUMOR HAS IT: Rob Reiner directs this romantic comedy in which a young woman stumbles upon a family secret that changes her life. Starring Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner and Shirley MacLaine. (PG-13, 97 min) THE PRODUCERS: First it was a movie.

Then it was a Broadway hit. Now it’s a movie again. Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick play showmen who put on a musical designed to lose money. Susan Stroman directs. (PG-13) THE RINGER: Johnny Knoxville stars in the comic saga of an ordinary young man who infiltrates the Special Olympics in order to experience the thrill of victory. Brian Cox costars.

Barry W. Blaustein directs. (100 min, PG-13) WOLF CREEK: From Australian writerdirector Greg McLean comes this gorefest in which an Outback vacation becomes a blood-drenched nightmare.

With John Jarratt and Kestie Morassi.

(95 min, NR)

SHORTS AEON FLUXHHH Charlize Theron stars in Karyn (Girlfight) Kusama’s sci-fi adventure about a futuristic female agent sent to assassinate a government leader. Based on the popular animated MTV series from the 1990s.

With Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller and Amelia Warner. (93 min, PG-13) CAPOTEHHHH1/2 Philip Seymour Hoffman disappears into the role of writer-socialite Truman Capote in this biopic, which focuses on the years when the author wrote In Cold Blood.

Catherine Keener costars. Bennett Miller directs. (98 min, R) CHICKEN LITTLE HH1/2 Zach Braff, Joan Cusack and Don Knotts are among the voice cast in Disney’s computer-animated comedy in which the sky really is threatening not to stay where it belongs. (81 min, G) GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCKHHHH David Strathairn stars in George Clooney’s account of the mid-century clash between CBS newsman Edward R.

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RATINGS

H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

East Meets West sent director John Sturges a sword in a gesture of approval. My adaptation will be a modern-day Eastern-Western of sorts. Sturges died 13 years ago, so we can’t expect a pearl-handled Colt in the mail, but we are doing this with great respect to the lineage.”

Fusco got the deal largely due to his “doctoring job on Nomad.” Set in 18thcentury Kazakhstan, that picture actually premiered at the last Cannes festival, but Weinstein wanted additional battle scenes and a pumped-up romance. It will open sometime in 2006.

Fusco also has finished Wolf Brother for director Ridley Scott. The project, expected to start shooting in 2007, is about an adolescent boy’s harrowing adventures in the Stone Age. Walden Media, the company behind Narnia, remains attached to Rebels, Fusco’s long-delayed labor of love about Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys. It has gone through many changes. “We had Barry Levinson directing Leonardo DiCaprio at one point,” Fusco notes. “I’ve been resolute about filming in Vermont and Canada, and I’m confident that will happen.”

Meanwhile, Fusco — whose work in the genre began with 1988’s Young Guns — was just named Best Living Western Screenwriter by True West magazine. Not bad for a Connecticut native who now calls Lamoille County home.

Burlington filmmaker Deb Ellis went to Cuba last week for a screening of Howard Zinn: You Can’t Be Neutral on a Moving Train. The 78minute documentary, which she codirected with Denis Mueller, was featured at the Havana Film Festival.

They sent a copy in 2004, but missed the deadline because mail from here to Cuba has to go through Montréal, according to Chicago-based Mueller. “So, this year the festival invited us to show it out-of-competition.

We made a Spanish-subtitled version in late October.”

Octogenarian historian/author Zinn appeared in Burlington during the film’s 2004 premiere at the Vermont International Film Festival. Ellis serves on its board. She also teaches cinema studies at Burlington and Middlebury colleges. Middlebury paid her way to the Caribbean island nation and made the trip legal.

“Nowadays, Americans can only visit [Cuba] for research through a university,” Mueller says. “Deb could have gone on her own, but that would have been

illegal. The fine is $5000 and a knock on the door from the FBI.” He pauses for a moment, then thinks of a clever greeting for that scenario by citing the duo’s 1991 doc: “Hey, you want to see our film, The FBI’s War on Black America?”

The Savoy Theater in Montpelier marks its 25th anniversary next month with a weekend of nostalgic, free fare.

“The seven selections we’re showing all played in 1981, our first year,” explains owner Rick Winston. “They’ll appeal to a range of film buffs.”

The event begins with Casablanca on January 7. “That’s really our signature movie, because we opened with it,” Winston says. The two-day lineup includes My Brilliant Career, Aguirre the Wrath of God, The Court Jester, Yojimbo, King of Hearts and Black Orpheus.

Winston conceived of the retrospective as a way to thank supporters.

“Without our membership, we’d be celebrating the 20th anniversary of our closing.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is?

NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

The FRASER FIR was named after Frasier Crane.

The DOUGLAS FIR was named after Michael Douglas.

The BALSAM FIR was named after balsamic vinegar.

The COLORADO BLUE SPRUCE was named after Vida Blue.

The SCOTCH PINE was named after rapper Scotch Tape.

The EASTERN RED CEDAR was named after the Tree of Life.

The WHITE SPRUCE was named after Barry White.

The EASTERN WHITE PINE was named after another tree.

The WHITE FIR was named after Fifi the Albino Cat. The VIRGINIA PINE was named after actress Virginia Pine.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS PULP. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page.

If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: No-brainers like this don’t need a hint.

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he Seven Samurai is an epic about a poor, 16th-century farming community plagued by bandits who regularly steal the harvest. To fight back, the locals recruit a ragtag group of seven professional warriors. Director Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 black-and-white masterpiece was adapted in 1960 for The Magnificent Seven, a Western starring Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson and James Coburn.

Vermont screenwriter John Fusco is currently working on another American remake of Samurai for the Weinstein Company (formerly Miramax). “Like Magnificent Seven, it is not an attempt to compete with what many consider the greatest Japanese film ever made,” he says in an email. “It’s a retelling of a classic narrative for these times, the way that tribal stories are passed on through generations, or blues songs — like Robert Johnson’s ‘Crossroads’ — are rerecorded out of tremendous love for the original.”

Fusco, who wrote a 1986 hit film about the blues entitled Crossroads, appreciates Samurai lore. “Kurosawa always said that he wanted to make movies like John Ford made movies,” Fusco points out. “Sam Peckinpah said he wanted to make Westerns like Kurosawa made Westerns. I’ve long been fascinated by this cycle of influence.”

Magnificent Seven, he continues, “translated beautifully as an anti-hero Western, and when Kurosawa saw it, he

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Directed by Chris Columbus. (135 min, PG-13) SHOPGIRLHHH Anand Tucker brings Steve Martin’s bestselling novella to the screen. Martin plays a successful older gent who falls for the young woman behind the counter at an L.A. boutique. With Claire Danes, Jason Schwartzman and Rebecca Pidgeon.

(104 min, R) SYRIANAHHHH Traffic writer Stephen Gaghan steps behind the camera to bring us this geopolitical thriller that grapples with such ripped-from-theheadlines issues as terrorism, government abuse of power and the oil industry. Starring George Clooney, Amanda Peet and Matt Damon. (126 min, R)

cated killer. Kids today. With Julian Morris and Lindy Booth. Jeff Wadlow directs. (90 min, PG-13) FOUR BROTHERSHHH1/2 Adopted brothers grow closer while avenging their mother’s murder in this drama from director John Singleton. Mark Wahlberg stars. (109 min, R) MUST LOVE DOGSHH Diane Lane and John Cusack star in this romantic comedy about the perils of dating in a postmodern world. Elizabeth Perkins costars. Gary David Goldberg directs.

(98 min, PG-13) SERENITYHHH1/2 Joss Whedon, the writer-director behind TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” makes his big-screen debut with this saga set 500 years in the future. It’s centered around the captain of a ship who takes on a dangerous pair of passengers. With Nathan Fillion and Gina Torres. (119 min, PG-13) THE BROTHERS GRIMMHH Matt Damon and Heath Ledger star in this visually adventurous but ultimately disappointing experiment that plops the legendary storytellers into some of their own timeless tales. With Peter Stormare. (120 min, PG-13) THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE HHH1/2 Scott Derrickson directs this fact-based account of a Catholic priest tried for negligence in the death of a college freshman the church had officially recognized as being possessed.

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THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIAHHHH Andrew (Shrek) Adamson adapts C. S. Lewis’s classic Christian allegory, in which four children walk through a magical wardrobe to enter a kingdom where animals talk. Starring Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy and Jim Broadbent. (132 min, PG) THE FAMILY STONEHHH Dermot Mulroney and Sarah Jessica Parker are among the ensemble cast in Thomas Bezucha’s Meet the Parents-reminiscent comedy about the madcap antics that ensue when a young man introduces his girlfriend to his family. With Diane Keaton, Craig T. Nelson and Luke Wilson. (102 min, PG-13) THE SQUID & THE WHALEHHHH Jeff Daniels and Laura Linney star in writerdirector Noah Baumbach’s tragicomic portrait of a New York family dealing with its disintegration in the mid1980s. Costarring Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Paquin and Owen Kline. (88 min, R) WALK THE LINEHHH James (Girl, Interrupted) Mangold brings the life story of the late Johnny Cash to the big screen with help from Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon. (135 min, PG-13) YOURS, MINE & OURSHH Rene Russo and Dennis Quaid star in this remake of the 1968 Lucille Ball-Henry Fonda comedy about a widow and widower who find love and then find out what it’s like to raise the 18 children they bring to their relationship. With Linda Hunt. Directed by Raja Gosnell. (90 min, PG)

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The Family Stone 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:15. friday 23 — thursday 29 *Rumor Has It (starts Sun) 12:45 (Mon-Thu), 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. *Memoirs of a Geisha 12:30 (except Sun), 3:30, 6:30 & 9:30 (except Sat). *Fun With Dick and Jane 12:50 (except Sun), 3, 5:10, 7:20 & 9:40 (except Sat). Cheaper by the Dozen 2 12:40 (except Sun), 2:50, 5, 7:10 & 9:20 (except Sat). The Chronicles of Narnia 12:30 (except Sun), 3:30, 6:30 & 9:30 (except Sat). Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire 12:30 & 4 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Fri). King Kong 1 (Fri & Sat), 4:45 & 8:30 (except Sat). Syriana 1 (except Sun), 4, 6:45 & 9:35 (except Sat). The Family Stone 1:15 (except Sun), 4, 6:45 & 9:15 (except Sat).

No shows after 4 on Christmas Eve or before 2:50 on Christmas Day. Times subject to change.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 21 — thursday 22 *Fun With Dick & Jane 1:30 & 3:20 (Thu), 7, 9:05. Cheaper By the Dozen 1:20 & 3:15 (Thu), 6:45, 9. King Kong 1 & 4:30 (Thu), 8. The Chronicles of Narnia 1:10 & 3:45 (Thu), 6:30, 9:10. friday 23 — thursday 29 *Fun With Dick & Jane 1:30 & 3:20 (except Sun), 7 & 9:05 (except Sat).

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King Kong 1 (except Sun), 4:30 (except Sat & Sun), 8 (except Sat). The Chronicles of Narnia 1:10 & 3:45 (except Sun), 6:30 & 9:10 (except Sat).

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Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire 12, 3:10, 6:20, 9:25. Walk the Line 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. Yours, Mine & Ours 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 6:50, 9:15. Aeon Flux 12:50. Just Friends 12:40, 9:20. Rent 3:20, 6:25. Chicken Little 12:10. friday 23 — thursday 29 *Rumor Has It 12:15, 2:35, 5:05, 7:25 & 9:45 (Mon-Thu), 7:25 & 9:45 (SunThu). *The Producers 12:35 & 3:30 (Mon-Thu), 6:30 & 9:25 (Sun-Thu). *Memoirs of a Geisha 12:20 (except Sun), 3:15 (Mon-Thu), 3:20 (Fri & Sat), 6:25 & 9:35 (except Sat). *Fun With Dick & Jane 12:25, 2:40 & 5 (except Sun), 7:20 & 9:40 (except Sat). King Kong 12:30, 2 & 4:20 (except Sun), 6, 8:10 & 9:45 (except Sat). The Chronicles of Narnia 12, 12:40, 3:10 & 3:50 (except Sun), 6:50, 9:20 & 9:45 (except Sat). Cheaper By the Dozen 2 12:10, 2:30 & 4:50 (except Sun), 7:15 & 9:30 (except Sat). The Family Stone 1 & 3:40 (except Sun), 7 & 9:40 (except Sat). Walk the Line (ends Sat), 12:40, 3:40, 6:40 & 9:35 (except Sat). Yours, Mine & Ours 12:15 & 2:20 (Fri & Sat), 4:30 (except Fri & Sat), 6:50 & 9:15 (except Sat). Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire 6:10 (except Sat & Sun).

Chicken Little 12 (except Sat & Sun).

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Goodnight & Good Luck 1:50, 4:05, 7:15, 9:15. Capote 1:35, 6:55.

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE LAZY PEAR GALLERY in Montpelier seeks artists for an upcoming show focused on fun and playful uses of fabric in art.

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OPENINGS HOLIDAY PRINT EXHIBITION: Fine art prints in a range of techniques by members of the studio. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901.

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ARTWORK Untitled bags

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he exhibition “Fifty-Fifty” at Pursuit Gallery on Burlington’s waterfront deviates from the standard two-dimensional art show. Its 32 custom-made handbags and “sk8bags” feature images contributed by “action sports” designers nationwide, though predominantly from the West Coast. The loosely defined moniker “action sports” includes skateboarding, snowboarding, wakeboarding and whatever sports appeal to the generation that came of age in the 1990s. Designers within that milieu play a major role in defining the look of present-day pop culture.

New York designer Beck Hickey recruited 38 artists, who contributed two images each to “Fifty-Fifty.” Handbags from her label, called Beck(y), are fashioned from used skateboards and “plush, high-end fabrics.” Black satin is the material of choice for the linings of the handbags shown here. The boards were chopped into 8-by-9-inch segments, then refinished and made into bags. Hickey played a dual role: as the curator, and as a collaborator who edited submissions with a table saw.

Seattle designer Michiko Stehrenberger’s color combination of white, crimson, black and fluorescent green give her images — a sultry, greeneyed woman and a 21st-century odalisque — a punchy presence. While hers are typical pop images, they are actually strengthened by being cropped and turned into handbags. “Artwork changes

when the context shifts,” Hickey notes, and Stehrenberger’s iconographic females add weight to this observation.

Wesley Martin rendered red-andblack Pueblo pottery designs on his skateboard. The timeless motifs possess personal significance: With a Native American father, Martin cites “reservation life” among his influences.

A handbag is by definition baggage, and in covering one with family photographs an artist’s personal baggage, so to speak, can be carried around for all to see. San Francisco artist Dylan Maddux created one of the most original bags in the show, affixed with color and blackand-white snapshots of familial scenes, a cityscape and partial nudes.

New York designer Beck Hickey played a dual role: as the curator, and as a collaborator who edited submissions with a table saw.

Klutch — a.k.a. Russell Short, a 44year-old stencil graffitist in Portland, Oregon — contributed one of the most painterly designs. His black-and-purple, fuzzy-edged abstraction is sprayed over aqua splatters on a light blue background; tightly compacted on a skateboard segment, the image is dramatic.

Los Angeles artist and skateboarder Clint Peterson also produced a nonobjective design, of fluorescent green striations on a scratched white surface. The scuffed-up handbag replicates skateboard scars. Peterson’s second design is a naturalistic portrait of a man with a flat-top haircut. He’s sideways on the white handbag, just underneath the phrase “Square Head Mr. Jenkins.”

A black-and-white nighttime cityscape by New York photographer Ruvan Wijesooriya is the central image of a bag festooned with sequined fabric and stripes of lilac, orange, forest green and light blue. Wijesooriya’s cityscape describes a three-lane boulevard stretching deeply into two-point perspective.

Before coming to Burlington, “FiftyFifty” appeared at Powerhouse Gallery in New York City and Lab 101 Gallery in Culver City, California. The West Coast show culminated in a handbag auction with half the proceeds earmarked for Adaptive Action Sports, a nonprofit for sports enthusiasts with physical disabilities. The same 50-50 split applies to proceeds from Pursuit Gallery. m

CHRISTINE HOLZSCHUH: "River Branches and Connections," mixedmedia works. Pickering room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200. Through December.

LIZA COWAN: "Fake!" Paintings on glass and canvas by "Liza Leger, Liza Picasso, Liza Matisse," etc.; and DAVID KLEIN: "Beanie the Singing Dog," shadow boxes and installation. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 658-6266. Through February 15.

CARRIE R. DIEHL: Acrylic paintings, Lake Champlain series. Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, www.carriediehl. com. Through January 10.

VSA ARTS VERMONT: Adults and students of the Self-Advocacy Theater Programs and Awareness Theater Company show their works on the ducts, railings and ceilings. City Market, Burlington, www.vsavt.org.

Through December.

MICHAEL SMITH & MARY ELLEN MANOCK: A collaborative show of paintings. Union Station, Burlington, 863-6627. Through January 2.

GROUP SHOW: Artworks in multiple media by Janet Biehl, Kit Donnelly, Mary Johnson, Sara Katz, Lynda McIntyre, Ayn Baldwin Riehle and Lynn Rupe. Maltex Building, Burlington, 865-7166. Through March.

CAROLYN SHATTUCK: "Unstill Lifes," paintings, Skyway Corridor; and CASEY BLANCHARD: "Migration Home," monotypes, Gates 1 & 2, Burlington International Airport Gallery, 865-7166. Through January.

“ALLISTAIR MCCALLUM: "Fallen Birches,” paintings. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 879-9220. Through December.

BILL CROSBY: "Landscapes," abstracted acrylic paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661.

Through December.

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STEWART MCHENRY: "The Near and Far," color photography, Dining Room; and DASHA KALISZ: ceramics, Solarium. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through December.

BOB HOOKER: "Embracing Transformation," paintings in acrylic and collage, reflecting patterns of decay and disruption. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through December.

SARAH NEITH: "Cityscapes," collage and paintings based on local nightlight. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165.

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JEREMY GANTZ: "Portraits of Music," photographs of local musicians.

Firehouse Community Darkroom, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February 4.

FRED G HILL: "Chips From a Few Blocks," color photographs, Fletcher Room; and CHRISTINE HOLZSCHUH: "River Branches and Connections," mixed-media works, Pickering Room; and MAGGIE STANDLEY: "Reclama- tion," mixed-media artworks about symbolism of birth, Mezzanine Gallery. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 864-4385.

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NICK CHAPPELL: "Rapt," paintings and photographs. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Through December 24.

BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Wild People, Wild Places II," outdoor photographs from Vermont to the southern Andes. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 496-5434.

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DOSTIE: "Belle Voyeur," new paintings. Club Metronome, Burlington, bellevoyeur@yahoo.com. Through January 15.

JOSHUA HIGHTER: "Figures on Paper," drawings and paintings.

ArtSpace 150 at the Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through December.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Fun and fantastical artwork. Wine Works Bar, Burlington, 310-9159. Through December.

KATE PUCCIA & JOHN OSMOND: "Forge & Fracture," collaborative and independent two- and three-dimensional works in marble, bronze, canvas, paint, steel, wood and glass.

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JANET BIEHL: Etchings of Burlington; and ANDREW KLINE: Old West Church photographs; and LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: Hand-pulled color prints; and DAVID SOKOL: Insects, crustaceans and other prints.

Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through January 2006.

MIKEY WELSH: "Potatoes Hurl Midnight Onions," new paintings.

Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through December.

ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe. Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 655-5845. Through December.

:: champlain valley CHRISTOPHER MCBRIDE: Nature photography. Trillium CafĂŠ, Hinesburg, 482-6727. Through January 1.

DUKER BOWER: Contemporary paintings, sculpture and photography; also

ROD PETERSON & EVA CINCOTTA: Paintings. Mt. Philo Gallery, Inn at Charlotte B&B, 425-2934. Through March 20.

JOSIAH JACKSON: Photographs from journeys in Vermont and New Zealand, in handmade wooden frames. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through January 29.

MICHAEL EGAN: A retrospective in glass works. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through December. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SMALL ART SHOW & SALEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Small, affordable art by 22 local artists; sales benefit building renovations.

Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 3881436. Through December 23.

LINCOLN COMMUNITY SCHOOL: Student drawings, paintings and photographs show connections to land, garden, river and community; also, the frog collection of Lisa Cloe.

Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through December.

LES POSDAMER: "Faces & Places," portraits and scenes from around the world. Tully & Marie's Restaurant, Middlebury, 388-4182. Through December.

:: central SUKI CIAPPARA: "Fertile Mystery," handcrafted, needle-felted wall hangings of female deities. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4300.

Through January.

DOUG DESJARDINS: "Art From the Heart," playful paintings on recycled wood and canvas. The Cheshire Cat Art & Artwear, Montpelier, 223-1981.

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HOLIDAY HEALTH The Well in Jeffersonville is not an ordinary art gallery. It’s primarily a health center treating “ages 0 - 100,” with services such as birthing classes and Brazilian jiujitsu. But The Well’s practitioners apparently think looking at art is good for you, too. The current exhibit features a diverse collection of sculpture, photography, pottery, prints and paintings by six area artists. Heather Leigh Bushey’s series of combined vistas, entitled “Four Seasons” (pictured), provides a unique, year-round landscape.

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SARAH MUNRO: "Stream of Consciousness," abstract colorist expressionist works. City Center, Montpelier, 229-6219. Through January 6.

GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "Homage to Claude Monet, 'Water Lilies,'" paintings. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through December.

LISA CARPENTER & ROBIN SHEPHEARD: "Dieachselen Zuchen," photography and multimedia. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-5454. Through December.

JULIE RUTH: Paintings; and SHANNON MATTHEW LONG: Sculptures in wood, steel and stone; and other artists in multiple media. Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery, 23 South Main St., Waterbury, 730-2527. Friday, Saturday and Sunday hours, or call for appointment. Through January.

‘THE JURY IS OUT’: The Art Resource Association's 30th annual holiday exhibit with works in multiple media. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through December 22.

GRAND OPENING SHOW: A brand-new gallery presents 11 Vermont artists with playful or offbeat styles. The Lazy Pear Gallery, 154 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7680. Through January 30.

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SANDRA SHENK: "Meditation on Autumn Reflections," Polaroid transfers and montages; and JENNIFER PEREILLE: "Brilliant Hues of Summer," mixed-media paintings.

The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through December.

JANET MACLEOD: "Country Stores," paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 8280749. Through December.

CHAFFEE’S HOLIDAY SHOW: Samantha Talbot-Kelly, Ann McFarren, Robert Sydorowich, Andrea Stix Waserman and students of Rutland Town School exhibit their works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through January 2.

‘CELEBRATE!’: Paintings, ceramics, photography, textiles, glass, woodworking and more by gallery members fill all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December.

LINDA HOGAN: Photographs.

Montpelier City Hall, 229-9416.

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‘CELEBRATE MORE!’: Paintings and photographs by members of Studio Place Arts. Barre Opera House Lobby, 479-7069. Through December.

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GALEN CHENEY: New paintings.

Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through December 30.

SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de Gogorza, Nancy Diefenbach, Lynn Newcomb, Tari Swenson and Judith Wrend.

Sculpture Garden, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422.

Through May 2007.

:: northern ‘ART HOUSE’: A traveling exhibit of drawings and paintings by Vermont children on the theme of home. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261.

Through January 13.

HOLIDAY ART SHOW: Fine, affordable art by six Vermont artists: Shabnam Sadr and Linda Bryan, photography; Gretchen Bittner, prints; Heather Bushey, paintings; Hosanna Bogert, pottery; and Tom Arnold, metal sculpture. The Well Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-6700. Through January 13.

HOLIDAY SHOW: "Vermont Artists in Europe," featuring small works by Gil Perry, Jan Brough, Rob O'Brien, Peter A. Miller and Elizabeth Allen.

Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through January 2.

‘GREAT GRAPHICS’: An exhibition of vintage posters from 1895-1945 advertising travel, skiing, movies, patriotism and propaganda. Clarke Galleries Cold Comfort Farm Annex, Stowe, 253-7116. Through February 15.

WINTER SHOW: More than 20 local artists exhibit their works. Stowe Town Hall, stowestudioarts @pshift.com. Through March.

E.C. RACICOT: "Functional Bathroom Art," vanities using recycled wood and hand-thrown stoneware basins.

Vermont Maple Wood Gallery, Stowe, 253-8211. Through December.

GRACE HOLIDAY EXHIBIT: Selected works by Merrill Densmore, T.J. Goodrich, L. Fogg, Larry Bissonnette, Ken Bridges, Dot Kibbee, James Nace and Gayleen Aiken. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857.

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LUCINDA MASON: "The Painted Surface," oil paintings from the artist's "Made in Montréal" series.

Flavor Restaurant, Stowe, 253-3075.

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:: southern DECEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight regional artists in multiple media show their works. Yester House, Southern Vermont Art Center,

Manchester, 362-1405. Through January 8.

:: regional KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Artist's Hand: Slate in Bas Relief," 19 slate carvings. Slate Valley Museum, Granville, N.Y., 518-642-1417.

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‘SENSE OF THE CITY’: A multimedia exhibition about urban phenomena and perceptions, through September; and "EMPIRE": A visual essay by photographer John Gossage on the relationship between architecture and power, Octagonal Gallery, through March 12. Canadian Centre for Architecture, Montréal, 514-9397000.

‘RIGHT UNDER THE SUN’: Landscapes of Provence, paintings from Classicism to Modernism (17501920). Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 1-877-BEAUX-ARTS. Through January 8.

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I had a friend who interviewed for the Denver Police Department and they asked if he liked Alice in Wonderland.

Have you ever heard this? If you have read the book, what does that say about your character? hewazir, via email Let’s clear up one thing off the bat: The question isn’t whether you’ve read Alice in Wonderland, it’s whether you liked it. (To be precise, you’re supposed to respond true or false to some variant of the statement “I enjoyed reading Alice in Wonderland.”) This slightly sinister query was in the original edition of the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI), a well-known personality test commonly, if inappropriately, administered to job applicants. It was dropped from a newer version of the test, MMPI-2, which was published in 1989, but still appears in another test, the California Psychological Inventory (CPI). Your paranoia about such things is understandable — what’s a question like that supposed to gauge? Whether you like fantasy? Hookah smoking? Little girls?

I’ve gotten several answers. William Poundstone in Bigger Secrets (1986) writes that, on the MMPI, “Liking the story suggests femininity in a man; disliking it suggests masculinity in a woman.” However, retired University of Minnesota psychology professor James Butcher, one of the prime movers behind MMPI-2 and somebody who ought to know, tells me the Alice question was experimental and never measured anything. Possibly Poundstone got the MMPI and the CPI mixed up — a spokesman for

the company publishing the latter says the answer among other things contributes to the “femininity/masculinity” scale, which measures “sensitivity vs. action.” An element of sensitivity is an interest in the arts, presumably including literature, hence Alice. Does answering “true” make you too sensitive to be a cop? Not to worry. Dozens of items contribute to the F/M scale, giving you ample opportunity to demonstrate you’re butch.

Strange as some of the questions sound, tests like the MMPI and the CPI have long been considered more scientific than other psychological evaluation tools. In creating the MMPI, the older of the two tests, psychologist Starke Hathaway and psychiatrist J.C. McKinley purposely shunned theory in favor of an empirical approach: They administered sample questions to groups of people with identified psychological disorders and compared their responses to those of a control group.

Questions that reliably distinguished different types of pathological respondents from “normals” and each other were included in the test. The CPI used a similar method, except that the idea was to assess personality traits such as dominance, sociability, etc, among normal individuals. Test responses in the benchmark group were correlated with personal assessments by trained observers, family, coworkers and so on.

Sounds reasonable, but how well the tests work in practice is a matter of debate. The original MMPI was especially criticized in part because of the large number of culture-bound, intrusive, or just plain goofy test items.

Some statements drew widely varying responses having nothing to do with personality — for example, research showed that, in Alabama, when confronted with “I like Lincoln better than Washington,” black people went with Abe while whites preferred George.

Some items were so dated as to be incomprehensible — “I used to like drop-the-handkerchief ” referred to a kid’s game no one’s played since bobby socks went out. Another problem with the MMPI was the inadequate statistical basis for scoring. For example, the calibration for whether you had homosexual tendencies — this was in the day when homosexuality was considered a sickness — was based on a sampling of 13 gay men. The normals against which the supposedly psychopathic cases were contrasted were 724 “Minnesota farmers,” minimally educated rural types who were hardly representative of the general population.

MMPI-2 supposedly rectifies such defects, eliminating the more dubious items and providing more reliable norming. The CPI has been revised a couple times as well.

But plenty of seemingly weird stuff remains on both tests.

What to do if a job’s on the line? If you’re feeling lucky, answer honestly. The cynical advice, however, would be to put yourself in the mind-set of a small-town Minnesotan with an eighth-grade education circa 1942.

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A trademark of hipster chic is the way it fuses high- and low-brow culture â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the munchies at this event included silver trays of sushi and shrimp next to plastic bowls of mixed nuts and M&Ms â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and what could epitomize this aesthetic better than an art show comprising entirely athletic shoes? Artist-altered sneakers, some of which fetch thousands of dollars, have become collectorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s items in recent years. Now, two Burlington artists have created a line of white, logo-less shoes designed to act as blank canvasses.

Wesley Williams â&#x20AC;&#x201D; wearing a tux blazer over a t-shirt â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and his partner, Toby Grubb, were on hand for the debut of their TagĂźr line. Pronounced â&#x20AC;&#x153;tag-oor,â&#x20AC;? the name reflects the sneaker-art trendâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s graffiti art origins; graffiti artists are â&#x20AC;&#x153;taggers.â&#x20AC;?

The two propped some new product next to the DJ table, but the real draw, so to speak, were the shoes designed by their out-of-town artist friends. Original works by JorOne, Wisdumb and Faile were perched atop lighted pedestals in the center of the Firehouseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s front gallery.

One pair by No Pattern spelled out the designerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s name in mini-Scrabble tiles and featured a collage of dice and playing cards. Another, by L.A. artist Dave Kinsey, pictured a cartoonish man with large, black apostrophe eyes, and skin made from what looked like a Finnish newspaper clipping.

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Julian Fellowes, navigates the complexity of an illicit affair. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 225-8906.

POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

dlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 453-3038.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Little ones ages 3 and up get ready for bed with not-too-scary nighttime tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

WINTER REFLECTIONS: Small fry express wishes for a healthy environment with seasonal projects. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

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SPORTS INJURIES: Physical therapist Sharon Gutwin explains how to handle ski and snowboarding hurts. Smugglers’ Notch Lounge, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1293.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt?

This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10.

Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: Northern Stage produces this musical comedy about the gambler-and-conartist underside of the 1950s. See review, this issue. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $23-43. Info, 296-7000.

‘DICKENS BY CANDLELIGHT’: Audience members sip tea and nibble homemade cookies at an intimate, three-actor adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 862-7469.

film ‘SEPARATE LIES’: This sophisticated English drama, penned by award-winning screenwriter

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT: This holiday exhibit features trees trimmed with international ornaments alongside a display of menorahs, dreidels and gingerbread houses.

See calendar spotlight. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, noon - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 253-8358.

‘ANATOMY OF AN ACCIDENT’: This slide show documents one of the worst tragedies in Vermont history — a 1935 Christmas night fire at a Waterbury camp. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911.

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and antiwar movements. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Child care and info, 318-3453.

MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Town Office Meeting Room, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.

CANDLELIGHT VIGILS: Citizens join in solidarity with neighbors facing homelessness during the holidays. In front of Burlington City Hall, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7402.

Also in Taylor Park, St. Albans, 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 527-7392.

SIT FOR CHANGE: People from different religious traditions gather for silent meditation during this 10-day drop-in marathon to visualize world peace. Burlington Shambhala Center, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6795.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: Take a journey through the eyes of an injured bird from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoacovered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-9591.

ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

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WED.21 << 13B CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

HEALTH WORKSHOP: Your mom was right! A chiropractor offers spine-tingling advice on how to stay fit by sitting up straight.

Discover Chiropractic, Burlington, 6:15 p.m.

Free. Info, 951-5700.

VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339.

CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the magic word.

Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510.

GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: Purchasers pause to peruse tempting tomes for the bookworms on their lists. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens peruse archives and learn how to produce their own shows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16.

GIFT WRAP DEPOT: Volunteers pack presents in pretty paper. Former Complete Kitchen spot, Center Street, Rutland, noon - 8 p.m.

Donations. Info, 773-9380.

ENGLISH CONVERSATION: Students learning English as a second language chat informally to improve their speaking skills. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 652-7080.

WINTER SOLSTICE CELEBRATION: Contemplative strollers make their way through a labyrinth. Later, an illustrated talk illuminates the play of light on ancient sites in Ireland, New Mexico and Vermont.

All Saints Episcopal Church, South Burlington, walk 1:35 p.m., talk 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-9137.

WINTER SOLSTICE PARTY: Celebrate light at a campfire storytelling session, complete with hot dogs, hot cider, music and sâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mores.

Burlington Electric Department, Pine Street, 2x5-SoundVision110905 11/4/05 11:01 Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7417.

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drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GUYS & DOLLSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21, 2 & 7:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DICKENS BY CANDLELIGHTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21.

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COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 21.

WINTER REFLECTIONS: See December 21.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LITTLE ROOTSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Pint-sized listeners get ready for bed with jolly holiday tales. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 652-7080.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 21.

SIT FOR CHANGE: See December 21.

RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope AM forPage 1 to Middle Eastern deployments. an end

Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053.

DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

CAROLING FOR PEACE: The Queer Liberation Army invites passers-by to pause and sing for international accord. Dressing as an elf earns extra points. In front of the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 324-3875.

FRIENDS OF RECOVERY: Volunteers learn how to help loved ones on the rebound from drug and alcohol addiction. Turning Point Center of Chittenden County, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-769-2798.

dance HOLIDAY POTLUCK DANCE: Singles and couples of all ages show off ballroom, swing and Latin steps at a BYO dinner-dance party.

Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-11 p.m. $10, bring a dish to share. Info, 862-2207.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GUYS & DOLLSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21, 2 & 7:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DICKENS BY CANDLELIGHTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 21.

CHARITY BINGO: See December 21.

GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 21.

GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 21. Also at the Coffee Corner, Montpelier, 4:30-7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 223-9604.

VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan out moves to better their game-play. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

CHRISTMAS CANDLELIGHT SERVICE: An old-fashioned, oil-lamp chandelier casts a warm glow over the Four Merry Players at this musical, non-denominational gathering.

Starksboro Village Meeting House, 7:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 453-5227.

SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8442.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MIRRORMASKâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A young girl journeys across a mythical landscape of monkeybirds, sphinxes and other sinister creatures in this digitally animated masterpiece. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 225-8906.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21.

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WINTER REFLECTIONS: See December 21.

FINGERPRINTS: Budding scientists figure out whether they have loops, whorls or tented arches at a hands-on workshop. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 2 p.m. $6.50. Info, 649-2200.

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CHARITY BINGO: See December 21.

GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 21, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 21. Also at the Coffee Corner, Montpelier, 4:30-7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 223-9604.

SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

WAGON RIDES: Families take trips at horse speed through downtown. Departs from Montpelier City Hall, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.

CHRISTMAS CANDLE CEREMONY: People of all religious backgrounds laud light at a contemplative interfaith service set to live harp music. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 288-9265.

SAT.24 music See clubdates in Section A.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 21, noon - 3 p.m.

kids BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

SKY SURVEY: Small astronomers learn what planets and constellations to look for in winter. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 2 p.m. $6.50. Info, 649-2200.

sport FAMILY SNOWSHOE ADVENTURE: A naturalist points out forest features and signs of wildlife on this all-ages trek over relatively easy terrain. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $25-65. Info, 4963551, ext. 117.

activism SIT FOR CHANGE: See December 21, 9 a.m. noon, 1:30-4:30 p.m. & 6-8 p.m.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 21.

‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 21.

GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 21, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Also at Minuteman Press, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Donations.

Info, 223-9604.

SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22.

‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental niche of coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

‘CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM’: Visitors experience a 19th-century holiday with horsedrawn sleigh rides and sledding, then help make sweet treats in a woodstove-centered kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $9.50. Info, 457-2355.

CHRISTMAS EVE CANDLELIGHT SERVICE: A warm glow suffuses friendly faces at four separate locations. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 8640501. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 4, 6 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 21. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 7 & 11 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1151. Underhill Town Hall, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 899-5335.

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Whether you call it a Christmas or a holiday tree, you can get your festive fir fix at the Helen Day Arts Center. This year’s special show centers on conifers trimmed in different countries’ traditions. A Ukrainian version holds nesting matryoshka dolls and painted eggs, while an Italian-style Della Robia tree features fruit and straw in the branches and a crêche underneath. “The French tree is a whole Parisian street scene,” says Mickey Myers, the center’s executive director. “It’s really adorable.”

Five gingerbread houses constructed by local chefs channel childhood memories, and a medley of menorahs — including two elaborate candelabra from 19th-century Russia and 18th-century America — extends the season’s greetings.

‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’ Wednesday through Saturday, December 21-24, and Tuesday, December 27 through Sunday, January 1, Helen Day Arts Center, Stowe, see calendar for various times. $3. Info, 253-8358. http://www.helenday.org

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STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Warren Miller’s high impact, adrenaline-fueled Higher Ground is the stuff of winter sports legend. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 253-9911.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See December 22.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. SCHOOL OF ROCK ALL-STARS: Students from the institution that inspired the Jack Black movie show off fretwork for fellow kids — and adults. See calendar spotlight. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 652-0777.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.

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SIT FOR CHANGE: See December 21, 9 a.m. noon, 1:30-4:30 p.m. & 6-8 p.m.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 21.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

LIQUID RAINBOWS: Pint-sized physicists layer liquids in a workshop on fluid density.

Montshire Museum, Norwich, 2 p.m. $6.50.

Info, 649-2200.

LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

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‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 21, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LESSONS & CAROLS: A musical service celebrates Christmas at the First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 9:45 a.m.

Free. Info, 862-1151.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

etc CHRISTMAS DAY BREAKFAST: Celebrants nibble on morning munchies at the Unitarian Church, Burlington, 8-10 a.m.

Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 21.

CHRISTMAS LUNCH: A midday spread welcomes visitors to the First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-1151.

FIRST NIGHT OF HANUKKAH: Attendees nosh on latkes and doughnuts at a festive lighting of a giant outdoor menorah. Kids each get a special surprise at the south end of the UVM Campus Green, 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-7612.

art

SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 21, 10 a.m.

NATURALIST HIKES: Guided snowshoe treks make an easy-to-moderate challenge for kids and adults. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $15-25. Info, 4963551, ext. 117

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 21.

SIT FOR CHANGE: See December 21, 9 a.m. noon, 1:30-4:30 p.m. & 6-8 p.m.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 21.

CHARITY BINGO: See December 21.

SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22.

‘CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM’: See December 24.

drama ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 21, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

drama film ‘MIRRORMASK’: See December 23.

STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See December 26.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TREES & LIGHT’: See December 21.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 21. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

VEGGIE SCIENCE: Fledgling chemists use red cabbage juice to test the pH of liquids.

Montshire Museum, Norwich, 2 p.m. $6.50.

Info, 649-2200.

sport NATURALIST HIKES: See December 26.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 21.

SIT FOR CHANGE: See December 21.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 21.

CHARITY BINGO: See December 21.

GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 21.

SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22.

‘CHRISTMAS AT THE FARM’: See December 24.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-1346.

HANUKKAH EXTRAVAGANZA: Live music and a dinner of Israeli food complement a magic show and menorah lighting at Chabad JCC House, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, 658-7612.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 758-2287.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 21.

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WED.28 music See clubdates in Section A.

dance â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SALSALINAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PRACTICE: See December 21. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BLESSED: A HIP-HOP DANCE LIFEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: DJ Zach Johnson spins for an 18-member posse powering up moves by local choreographer Sarah Cover. Club Metronome, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $11. Info, 863-5966.

drama â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GUYS & DOLLSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 21. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RESOLUTIONARIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: New Yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; fairies prompt people to make pledges in this play by Burlington dramaturge Daron Byerly. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $11. Info, 862-7469.

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BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See December 21.

WINTER REFLECTIONS: See December 21.

PINPOINTING POLARIS: Young navigators learn how to find the North Star and its surrounding constellations. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 3:30 p.m. $6.50. Info, 649-2200. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;HANSEL & GRETELâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A traveling storyteller presents a puppet-show version of this bread-crumb-based parable for ages 5 and up. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

STEVEN KELLOGG: The childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s author and illustrator sketches characters, reads stories and signs his most recent book, If You Decide to Go to the Moon. Champlain Valley Transportation Museum, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5:30-7 p.m. $3. Info, 518-566-7575.

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NATURALIST HIKES: See December 26.

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STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See December 26.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 21.

INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See December 21.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 21.

ESL GROUP: See December 21.

CHESS GROUP: See December 21.

KNITTING POSSE: See December 21.

HEALTH WORKSHOP: See December 21.

VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See December 21.

CHARITY BINGO: See December 21.

GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 21.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See December 21.

SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CHRISTMAS AT THE FARMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See December 24.

KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Needle-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050. m

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See December 21.

talks ALASKAN OVERVIEW: Arctic guide Michael Milne describes his experiences leading tours for white-water rafters and game hunters.

Smugglersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Notch Lounge, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1293.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 21.

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Rock music used to be a bastion of youth rebellion. These days itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s an after-school extra-curricular activity. Paul Green, a voluble, thirtysomething philosophy grad, founded his performance-based School of Rock in 1999. At the after-school academyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 12 branches, budding band members aged 9 to 17 learn musicianship and rock stagecraft in a tough-love atmosphere that covers the genre from Abba to Zappa. Green showcases an all-star group of ampedup alums on a national tour that hits Higher Ground, complete with smoke machines and colored lights. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t expect juvie jams, though â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the point is that these prodigies approach pro quality. Watch the posse pick up their axes and cut some power chords.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Happy Holy CANCER (June 21-July 22): Happy Daze, Aries! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic item might inspire you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? And the answer is: “The Daughter of Jacob Meyer,” one of Vincent van Gogh’s first drawings. He did it when he was 27 years old. That’s right: The celebrated painter didn’t even begin his life’s work until then, having failed in his careers as an art dealer and preacher. In recommending this as a present for you, I hope you’ll be inspired to realize that no matter what you’ve done up until this point, the coming year will give you a chance to start fresh on a new quest — maybe even a calling that will sustain you for decades.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Happy Holy Daze, Taurus! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic items might inspire you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? And the answer is: several full-length mirrors that you can arrange in such a way so as to study what you look like from behind and from the side as well as from the front. What’s my reasoning? I believe you should get to know yourself much, much better in the coming months. You should gaze into your own mysteries far more frequently than you ever have before, and try to see yourself with as much compassionate objectivity as possible.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): Happy Holy Daze, Gemini! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic items might stimulate you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? The answer is: a lot of beautiful, comfortable shoes suitable for a variety of moods, from hiking to working to traveling to dancing. I recommend this dramatic upgrade in footwear because I think it would help drive home the single most important task you have ahead of you, which is to come all the way down to earth. This is the year you’ve got to become as well grounded as you’ve ever dared to be.

Holy Daze, Cancerian! I’ve decided that the best possible gift you could give yourself this holiday season is this: a promise that you will love yourself with more wild abandon, reverent devotion, and unpredictable ingenuity in 2006. If you agree with my idea, then I suggest you make formal pledge to do just that, preferably written out on a piece of paper and placed in a prominent place in your home. To carry out your vow, you might want to commit to a regular schedule of thoughtful gestures, like buying yourself a dozen roses or getting a massage twice a month — or handing yourself a compliment and putting yourself in the presence of awesome beauty once a day.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Happy Holy Daze, Leo! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic items might stimulate you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? Here’s my answer: a skateboard or snowboard or bongo board. If you developed your proficiency on one of these, you’d be cultivating the same capacity you should build in your psyche: really good balance. In the coming months, I hope you will become a master of maintaining your equilibrium, seeing all sides of every story, and taking the middle path between two extremes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Happy Holy Daze, Virgo! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic offerings might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2006? I’ve decided on a pair of binoculars, a microscope, and sunglasses with mirrors in the corner of each lens that allow you to gaze on the reflections of things behind you. These, I hope, would give you the message that you should try hard to see further, deeper, and more clearly; you should become more greedily eager to notice details you’ve been blind to in the past.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Happy Holy Daze, Libra! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What symbolic items might

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stimulate you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? The first thing that comes to mind is a bar of gold bullion or a stack of gold coins. It might stir up your financial imagination and motivate you to take aggressive steps to increase your income, which would be right in line with the scenario that the astrological omens suggest is possible. What might be even more effective, though, is a photo or image or drawing that captures the invigorating experiences you’ll be able to buy yourself when you have more money.

answer is: anything that makes you laugh harder, deeper, faster and more often. For me that would be something like DVDs by comedians Margaret Cho, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Sarah Silverman, but you might need different stimuli.

The point is, you’ve got to significantly raise your Laugh Quotient in the coming months. The astrological omens say it’s the only strategy that’s guaranteed to make you an expert problemsolver, increase your intelligence, and keep you in peak health.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Happy

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Happy Holy Daze, Aquarius! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic item might inspire you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? I’ve decided it would be a fortune cookie inside of which was an oracle based on an old Sufi saying: “I was a hidden treasure and I longed to be known.” This would serve as your motto and mantra in the coming months, a reminder that it’s high time for you to come out of every closet, throw off all your disguises, and reveal the curious, beautiful truths about yourself. Even if you don’t do that, I bet you’ll still become better known in 2006; not necessarily famous, but certainly more accurately perceived and more deeply understood.

Holy Daze, Scorpio! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What symbolic offering might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2006? I’ve decided on a magnesium firestarter, a metal tool with a striking rod that’s guaranteed to kindle a flame even when conditions are wet. This would, I hope, send you the message that your job in the coming months is to be constantly ablaze — to ignite passions, burn down obstacles, and be a source of intense light and warmth and energy wherever you go.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Happy Holy Daze, Sagittarius! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you.

What would best get you ready for 2006? What symbolic offering might motivate you to take maximum advantage of the astrological opportunities? And the answer is: the biggest, baddest vacuum cleaner ever made — a sleek, chic cleaning machine with turbocharged suction power, a hundred different attachments, and a very long reach. Such a gift would, I think, be an inspiring metaphor as you dive into the coming year’s most important project: to purge every last bit of messiness and chaos and karmic dirt that have accumulated in your life during the last 10 years.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happy Holy Daze, Capricorn! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gifts for you. What items might inspire you to take maximum advantage of the cosmic currents in 2006? And the

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Happy Holy Daze, Pisces! I’ve been meditating on the perfect holiday gift for you. What would best get you ready for 2006? What symbolic offering might motivate you to take maximum advantage of the astrological opportunities ahead? And the answer is: a roundtrip plane ticket to the mysterious frontier or thrilling sanctuary or provocative paradise you’ve been fantasizing about off and on for a long time. Why? Because this is the year you really need to escape the insidious comforts that have been sapping your ability to be the brave dreamer you were born to be.

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Friday, December 16, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665 or 660-4056. Reynaldo Gonzalez is an experienced teacher of AfroCuban folkloric song, dance and percussion. He was a member of one of Cuba’s most acclaimed folkloric groups, AfroCuba de Matanzas.

The traditional song, dance and music he teaches is part of Cuba’s rich cultural heritage which still flourishes there today.

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FLYNNARTS SPRING DANCE CLASSES FOR CHILDREN, TEENS AND ADULTS: Beginning January 16. Register early and earn a free ticket to a Flynn show. Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Moving Pictures, ages 3-4, Creative Movement, grades K-1, Get Moving!, grades 2-3, and Moving On!, grades 4-6, Junior Hip-Hop, grades 6-8, Hip-Hop I, II, & III, Jazz I, Jazz II: Cabaret Style, Jazz II: Funk Style, Ballet I & II , teens and adults, and Modern Technique and Lunchtime Dance and Fitness Fusion, adult.

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Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 802-860-7501 or www. lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere.

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ACTING FOR FILM: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http:// www.thoreast.com or http://www. cameronthor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars.

Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

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INTRODUCTION TO ANIMATION I: Saturday, January 21, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, January 22, 12 p.m. - 4 p.m. $100, covers all materials, but doesn’t cover lunch, register by January 14, $85.

Motion School, Thoughtfaucet Studio, 4 Howard Street. Info, 802-658-4267, visit www.motionschool.org or email register@motionschool.org. Whether your goal is to create the next Finding Nemo or Wallace & Gromit, you gotta start with the basics. Students in this course will learn introductory techniques in animation through engaging, hands-on exercises. This course is designed to be a foundation for further study. Class size limited to six. This program is appropriate for ages 15 to 97.

INTRO TO ANIMATION II: Saturday, February 4, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., and Sunday, February 5, 12 p.m. - 4 p.m. $100 includes all materials, but it doesn’t cover lunch, register by January 25, $85. Motion School, Thoughtfaucet Studio, Howard Street, Burlington. Info, call 802-658-4267, email register@ motionschool.org or visit www.motion school.org. Building on concepts and techniques in Intro to Animation 1, Intro to Animation 2 completes the study of basic principles of animated movement.

The course involves drawing, but don’t be afraid if you “can’t draw,” just be willing to try. Pre-requisite: Intro to Animation 1 or instructor permission. Class size limited to six. This program is appropriate for ages 15 to 97.

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ART CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG Basic Drawing with Christine Cole, five Mondays, beginning January 16, 5:30-7 p.m. $65 includes all supplies. Drawing - The Next Steps with Christine Cole, eight Mondays beginning January 16, 7:05-8:35 p.m. $65 includes all supplies. Still Life Drawing with Christine Cole, five Tuesdays beginning January 17, 6:30-8 p.m. $65 includes all materials. Pottery with Jen Labie, five or thirteen Mondays or Wednesdays beginning January 16 or 18, 3:30-5:30 p.m. or 5:45-7:45 p.m. $75 or $115 (13 weeks) includes all supplies. Photography – B&W Darkroom, 6 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $90.

Cake Decorating III (Wilton), 4 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $70, Limit: 12. Culinary arts: One-night classes including; Dim Sum Fusion, Party Appetizers, Indian, Indonesian, Pasta, Italian, and Chinese. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org, click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Senior Discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. 10 minutes from Exit 12.

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Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool. com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

business BUILDING YOUR TEAM: HOW TO HIRE AND RETAIN GOOD STAFF: Saturday, January 21, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program or Mercy Connections. $105. Info, 802-846-7338. This daylong workshop will help you learn how to resolve conflicts and encourage better work from your employees.

START UP: Thursday evenings and every other Sunday, February 2 - May 21.

Women’s Small Business Program. $1295.

Info, 802-846-7338 or visit http://www. mercyconnections.org. Learn valuable business skills as you write a bank ready business plan. Call now for an application and interview times.

clay CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes for all levels beginning in January. Quality individualized instruction from resident ceramicist Hoyt Barringer. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays, January 19 – March 23, 1–4 p.m. Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays, January 17 – March 21, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Advanced Throwing and Glazing, Wednesdays, January 18 – March 22, 6:30–9:30 p.m.

climbing CO-ED 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics, Tuesdays, January 10-February 14. Level 1: 6-8 p.m., Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Level I: Basics of climbing; Level II: Improving intermediate skills/lead climbing.

ICE CLIMBING I AND II: Level 1, December 17, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $119. Level 2, December 18, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $169. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs. com. Learn about the exhilarating sport of ice climbing! Level 1, beginner climbing, no experience necessary. Level 2, previous experience required. Improve intermediate ice skills.

INTRO TO MOUNTAINEERING: January 14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $119, all technical equipment included. Info, visit www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872.

Learn the fundamentals of safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components of instruction include use of crampons and ice axe, rope management skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques.

JUNIOR CLIMBING TEAM: Monday and Wednesday evenings, beginning January 18 through May, with 7 weekend comps throughout New England. Two sessions, January - March, March-May. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $375 each. Info, 802-657-3872. Ages 10–17. Have an enthusiasm for climbing? Sign up now or any time during the season!

TWO DAY AIARE AVALANCHE LEVEL I CERTIFICATION: January 28-29, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School/Chauvin Guides. $200, includes all technical equipment. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call 802-6573872. A must for skiers, snowboarders, climbers & backcountry enthusiasts. Learn basics of avoiding avalanches including route selection, evaluating avalanche potential and rescue procedures. Includes Level I Certification.

WOMEN’S 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics, Thursday, January 12 - February 16. Level 1: 6-8 p.m., Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872.

Taught by women! Level I: Basics of climbing; Level II: Improving intermediate skills/lead climbing.

computers HANDS-ON COMPUTER CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: MS Word Basics, 4 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 6-7:15 p.m. $45. MS Word: Cards and Letters, Wednesdays, February 1 and 8, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. MS Excel Basics, 4 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 7:30-8:45 p.m. $45. MS Excel Workshop: Financial Functions, Wednesdays, January 18 and 25, 5:30-7 p.m. $25. Computer Use Tutorial, 3-5 Tuesdays beginning

Tuesday January 17, 4 - 5:15 p.m. $15$25. Organizing My Computer, Monday, January 16, 7:15-8:45 p.m. $15. MS Publisher Applications, 3 Wednesdays beginning February 8, 5:30-7 p.m. $35. Making My Laptop Work Better for Me, Mondays, February 13 and 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $30. Microsoft Office Sampler, 3 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $40. Internet Skills, 3 Mondays beginning January 16, 6:308:30 p.m. $35. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Senior Discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. 10 minutes from Exit 12.

craft CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Rug Hooking for Beginners, 7 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6-8 p.m. $95. Knitting for Beginners, 6 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6:308:30 p.m. $65. Knitting for 3rd, 4th, 5th graders, 4 Mondays beginning January 23, 4-5 p.m. $45. Quilting for Beginners, 5 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6:308:30 p.m. $65. Sewing for Beginners, afternoon, 5 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 4-6 p.m. $65. Sewing for Beginners, evening, 8 Mondays beginning January 16, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $95. Rustic Furniture: Adult chair, 2 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 6-8 p.m. $95. Rustic-garlic braider’s stool/table, 2 Wednesdays beginning February 8, 6-8 p.m. $55. Woodworking Workshop, work on own project, 6 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 6-9 p.m. $125. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Senior Discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. 10 minutes from Exit 12.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE WITH REYNALDO GONZALEZ FROM MATANZAS, CUBA: Thursday, December 15, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Friday, December 16, 5:307:30 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665 or 660-4056.

Reynaldo Gonzalez is an experienced teacher of AfroCuban folkloric song, dance and percussion. He was a member of one of Cuba’s most acclaimed folkloric groups, AfroCuba de Matanzas. The traditional song, dance and music he teaches is part of Cuba’s rich cultural heritage which still flourishes there today.

BALLET AT THE SHELBURNE ATHLETIC CLUB: Parent and tot dance, ages 2-3 w/caregiver, Mondays, 2-2:30, and Sundays, 11-11:30 a.m. Creative pre-ballet, ages 4-6, Mondays, 2:45-3:30 p.m., and Wednesdays, 1:15-2 p.m. Children’s Ballet, ages 6-10, Mondays, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Adult ballet, beginner, Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m. Info, call Annette at 802-8609927 or visit www.shelburneathletic.com.

Experience quality classical ballet instruction in a supportive, fun environment.

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesday evenings, Saint Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40. Info, 802-598-6757, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com or visit www.

FirstStepDance.com. Classes begin the first week of each month and run for four weeks. No partner required for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans!

DANCE CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of January 23 at CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl Street. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu.

Register on the web now through January 13. Walk-in registration begins January 2. Classes include Fundamentals of Jazz Dance, and Body Awareness. Instructors, Karen Amirault and Annelies Smith.

FLYNNARTS SPRING DANCE CLASSES FOR CHILDREN, TEENS AND ADULTS: Beginning January 16. Register early and earn a free ticket to a Flynn show. Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Moving Pictures, ages 3-4, Creative Movement, grades K-1, Get Moving!, grades 2-3, and Moving On!, grades 4-6, Junior Hip-Hop, grades 6-8, Hip-Hop I, II, & III, Jazz I, Jazz II: Cabaret Style, Jazz II: Funk Style, Ballet I & II , teens and adults,

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SWING DANCE LESSONS: Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Tuesdays, January 10 - February 14, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Swing 2B/mostly Charleston, Wednesdays, January 11 - February 15, 6:30-7:30 p.m. All 8-count: swing outs and lots of fun, new Charleston patterns! Level 2: Must have completed 12 weeks of Swing 1 or by permission.

7:45-8:45 p.m. Fancy dips and tricks: Add jazz and pizzazz to your swing with these fun (and safe) tricks. Level 2: must have completed 12 weeks of Swing 1 or by permission. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 802860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. (Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.)

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Bridge Design/Build, January 1-13. $1275. Using a small-scale pedestrian bridge as the vehicle, work as a team to creatively push the limits of design and hands-on building. Handplanes, January 14-15. $275. Learn how to sharpen and tune a handplane enabling you to square up stock, edge join boards, and create a surface so smooth that sanding is unnecessary. Drafting 101, January 14-15. $275. This workshop will introduce you to all the main drawing conventions and give you tips on how to make your drawings into works of art. Metalworking II, January 21-22. $275. Refine your basic metalworking skills with hands-on practice cutting, punching, bending, and joining techniques that form the basis of structural fabrication. Renovation, January 22-27. $725. Learn the skills and techniques to plan and take on your own home renovation projects, including selective demolition, re-framing walls, floors and roofs, hanging doors and windows, installing wood trim and mouldings, and more. Treehouse Design, January 28-29. $275. Learn the basics for designing and building your own treehouse, including how design is affected by siting, tree species and health, structural connections, and material choices. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

dreams JUNGIAN DREAMWORK FOR WOMEN: Ongoing program, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. 35 King Street, Burlington. $10/session.

Info, call Judi, 802-865-2444 or Sue, 802-244-7909. For women interested in learning dreamwork techniques, deepening their connections to their inner life, and empowering themselves in a safe, supportive setting. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author, with over 30 years of experience in Jungian analysis, dreamwork and leading adult programs.

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Seven-week session beginning January 9. $60. Info, 658-0658, email classes@ burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available.

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RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Locations to be announced. Six-week sessions begin January 12. Kidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beginners class, 4-4:50 p.m., Space Noto. $52. Parents and kids classes, Yomu. $94. Adult beginners class, Tsunami Song. $64. Adult beginners class, Oni Daiko. $64. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burling tontaiko.org or visit www.burlington taiko.org. Pre-registration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available.

education INTRODUCTION TO COLLEGE STUDIES: Mondays or Thursdays, 4-6 p.m., starting January 30. CCV Burlington. Info, Jody Albright at 802-865-4422. A free class for high school students and students new to college. This noncredit course helps students make the transition to college by exploring the skills and expectations of college level learning. Instructors: Katie Flanagan, Adam Warrington and Alvin Sturdivant.

empowerment CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Guitar for Beginners, 12 Thursday afternoons, 5:20-6:30 p.m. $135. Guitar for Novices, 12 Thursday afternoons, 4-5:15 p.m. $135. Beekeeping, 3 Thursdays beginning January 19, Bill Mares as instructor, 6:30-8 p.m. $30.

Power Reading for Students, 8 Wednesdays beginning January 25, 3:30-5 p.m. $95. Baby Sitting Class by Red Cross instructor, Tuesday February 7 and Thursday February 9, 3:30-6:30 p.m. $50.

Interior Design and Professional Organizing with Annette Besaw, 3 Wednesdays beginning January 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $45. Backyard Astronomy, Wednesdays, January 18 and 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15.

Complete Financial Management Workshop, 4 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 6-7:30 p.m. $50. Writersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Workshop with Mark Aiken, 4 Mondays beginning January 16, 6-7:30 p.m. $40. Bridge for Beginners, 8 Wednesdays beginning January 18 from 3:30-5 p.m. $75. Is Race Real? From Colorblindness to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Colortalkâ&#x20AC;?: A Socratic Seminar with Denise Dunbar, 3 Wednesdays beginning January 25, 6-8:30 p.m. donation requested. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Senior discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. 10 minutes from Exit 12.

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Young Rembrandts After school Drawing Class, Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m., Session I: January 17-February 21, Session II: March 14 - April 18. $60/session. Young Rembrandts Drawing Class for 4-6 yearolds, Wednesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. Session I: January 18 - February 22, Session II: March 15 - April 19. $60/session. Young Rembrandts Cartooning Class, Saturdays, 10-11 a.m., Session I: January 21 February 25, Session II: March 18 - April 22, $60/session. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

fishing FLY TYING COURSE: Saturday or Sunday, January 14-15, six-week course. Students may choose Saturday, 2-4 p.m. or Sunday, 10:30-12:30 a.m. $120. Info, call 8636105 or email flyfish@together.net.

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RESIDENTIAL LANDSCAPE DESIGN: Mondays, February 6-27, 6-8 p.m. 4 Seasons Garden Center, Williston. $99 before 12/25, $150 after. Info, 802-6582433. Create your own landscape plan and plant your home landscape! Course includes basic gardening principles, site analysis, needs evaluation, designing with plants, planting guidelines, and hands-on exercises.

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<helpyourself> language << 21B LANGUAGE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: Italian for Travelers, 12 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 3:45-5:15 p.m. $130, students $110.

Instructor: Isabella Romanko. Italian for Travelers, 10 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 6-7:30 p.m. $115. Instructor: Isabella Romanko. Spanish for Travelers, 12 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 5:30-7 p.m. $135, Instructor: Meredith Visco. Spanish for Beginners, 12 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 5:30-7 p.m. $135.

Instructor: Constancia Gomez. Spanish for Beginners-Continued, 6 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $75. Instructor: Constancia Gomez. Spanish for Beginners-Continued, 6 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 6:30-8 p.m. $75.

Instructor: Duker Bower. Intermediate Spanish, 12 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6:30-8 p.m. $135. Instructor: Constancia Gomez. Spanish for 4-5 year olds, 6 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 3:304:25 p.m. $65. Instructor: Constancia Gomez. Portuguese for Travelers, 8 Mondays beginning January 16, 6-7:30 p.m. $95.

Instructor: Amanda Silva. Chinese-Special Intro to Mandarin, 5 Thursdays beginning January 26, 5:30-7 p.m. $65. Instructor: Linlin Mao. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Senior Discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. 10 minutes from Exit 12.

SPANISH: Classes starting in December.

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington.

First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie.

Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

metal/stained glass METAL CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Jewelry Level I/Mixed Level, Thursdays, February 9 – April 13, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Jewelry Level II, Fridays, February 3 – April 7, 9 a.m.

– 12 p.m. One-Day Coppersmithing Workshop, Saturday, March 4, 9 a.m.- 5 p.m.

Comprehensive Stained Glass, Wednesdays, January 11 – March 15, 6–8:30 p.m. OneDay Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, February 4, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, January 3, 5:30 p.m. Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Fridays, 5-6:30 p.m.

Zazen, Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt. org. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available.

We now have a children’s play space for training parents.

BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www. bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children.

Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOY YAT KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702 or visit www. kungfuvt.com. The Ving Tsun style was

BLUEGRASS 101: Saturdays, January 728, 1-3 p.m. South Burlington. $100. Info, 802-658-2462 or guitboy75@hotmail. com. Do you play bluegrass but don’t know how all of the parts of a band “fit”? Join us for a fun, step-by-step workshop covering ensemble construction, lead and harmony singing, instrumental breaks and much more! Andy Greene has performed with such acclaimed groups as Breakaway and the Bluegrass Gospel Project and teaches guitar, banjo, voice, and songwriting.

BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesdays, January 25 – April 26, 7-8 p.m.

CCV Burlington. $45. Register on the web now through January 13. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.CCV.edu . Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Can also be taken for one credit. Directed by Amity Baker.

FLYNN ARTS SPRING MUSIC CLASSES FOR CHILDREN, TEENS AND ADULTS: Beginning January, 16. Register early and earn a free ticket to a Flynn show. Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Music Makers, ages 1-4, helps parents and children discover the joy of rhythm and song; Jazz Combo Workshops, grades 5-12, Jazz and Blues Vocal Performance, adult, teaches basic skills in improv, melodic and rhythmic phrasing, and Group Guitar Instruction is available for all levels.

JAZZ AND BLUES VOCAL PERFORMANCE: Thursdays, January 26 - May 4, 6-8 p.m. CCV Burlington. Info, Jody Albright at 865-4422, jody.albright@ ccv.edu or visit www.ccv.edu. Vocalists will focus on basic skills in improvisation, melodic and rhythmic phrasing, hearing basic blues patterns and understanding song forms. Instructor permission required.

Register through CCV for 2 credits or through FlynnArts (652-4548 ext.4) as a non-credit course.

MORE MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week January 23 at CCV Burlington. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Music Fundamentals, Music Theory I, Piano I, Guitar I & II, Intro. to Vocal Performance, Intro. to Technology in Music, Intro. to World Music, and Intro. to Rock and Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles.

outdoors TRACKING VERMONT’S WINTER WILDLIFE: Saturday, December 31, 9 a.m.

- 1 p.m. The woods in Calais. $35. Info, 802-223-5401. In celebration of winter, tracking instructor Gabriel Spence will offer a workshop on tracking in Vermont’s winter wonderland. Through careful observation of track and sign we will discover the hidden lives of many creatures that live in the Vermont woods.

ing “green” studio and our professional certified instructors.

PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, light-filled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere.

We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic® to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer intro sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

reiki painting FINE ART CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER, WINTER CLASSES FOR ALL LEVELS: A Painting ‘Think-Shop,’ Saturday, January 14, 9 a.m.

- 3 p.m. No charge, participants must call to register. Breaking the Ice: Getting Started in Oil Painting, Wednesdays, January 18 – March 1, 2-4 p.m. Acrylic Fun & Frolic!, Wednesdays, February 1 – March 15, 10 a.m. – 12 p.m. Introduction to Acrylic Painting, Thursdays, January 19 – March 9, 7–9 p.m. Individual Development in Acrylics, Tuesdays, January 24 – March 14, 7–9 p.m. Level II Watercolor: Painting the Landscape from Photographs, Mondays, January 23 – March 13, 6:30–9 p.m. Drawing from the Model—Uninstructed, two six-week sessions: January 19 –February 23 and March 9 – April 13, Thursdays, 7–9 p.m. Info, 802-985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

WINTER REIKI CLASSES: Reiki Level 1, Saturday, January 7, February 4 or March 4. Reiki Level II, Saturday, March 18. 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. Healing in Common, Shelburne. Level 1, $150. Level II, $200.

Info, 802-482-7206. Learn this powerful, hands-on energy work technique. This ancient healing art can lower stress, relieve pain, enhance the immune system, and speed up recovery time. Give yourself and those you love the gift of Reiki.

shamanism GAY MEN’S SHAMANIC RETREAT WEEKEND: January 20-22, Friday, 6 p.m.

- Sunday, 11 a.m. $325, includes meals.

Info, http://echoridgeretreat.com/ mensworkshop.html. This retreat will teach you how to find your spirit guide. You will learn journeying, Shamanic, Reiki and other energy healing techniques. You will work with other members of the group in healing sessions by using a combination of journeying, intuitive and hands on energy transmission.

photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY AND DIGITAL SOFTWARE AT CVUHS IN HINESBURG Digital Cameras for Non-Digital Folks, 3 Mondays beginning January 30, 7:158:30 p.m, $50. Use a Digital Camera, 2 Mondays (starting January 16, 5:30-7 p.m.) or 2 Thursdays (starting January 12, 7:15-8:45 p.m.) $40. Enhance Digital Photographs, Mondays, February 6, 5:30-7 p.m. $40. Create Digital Compositions, 2 Mondays beginning March 13, 5:30-7 p.m. $40. Digital Presentation Series, 6 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $100. Adobe PS Elements Basics, 4 Thursdays, starting January 12, 5:30-7 p.m. $75. Phun with Photoshop, 5 Tuesdays, starting January 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $50. Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Senior discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

pilates CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training studio!

Located conveniently on the waterfront in downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Xercizer bed options include private sessions, small group privates, and drop-in rates for Passport Bed Classes. Small group Hybrid Spinning/Pilates and PowerSculpt classes are also available weekly. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Ann Taylor Physical Therapy is now open and operating in the studio, offering a dynamic and all-encompassing approach to rehabilitation. Our new onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Gift certificates are available, give the gift of Pilates this holiday season!

Your first consultation and mat classes are always free! Info, call 802-862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com.

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significant health benefits.

TAOIST TAI CHI: Four-month weekly class, Monday, January 9, 7-8:30 p.m. $30 per month. Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. Info, call Deborah at 802372 5534, please leave message, or email vermont@taoist.org. The slow, graceful movements help to increase one’s strength and flexibility and improve circulation and balance. This gentle art of both mental and physical health is appropriate for people of all ages and health conditions.

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FLYNNARTS SPRING THEATER CLASSES FOR CHILDREN, TEENS AND ADULTS: Beginning January 16. Register early and earn a free ticket to a Flynn show. Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Creative Drama, grades K-1, Play Makers, grades 2-3, Act 1: Get Into the Act!, grades 4-6, Act 2: Acting Up!, grades 6-8, Acting and Directing for Adults, and Standup Comedy for Adults. Also: Family Performance Workshops, Theatrical Clowning workshop, and a Playwriting Seminar with William S. Yellow Robe, Jr. THEATER TRAINING INTENSIVE WITH DOUBLE EDGE THEATRE, SHAPING THEATRICAL VISION AND IMAGERY: Tuesday, January 10, 7-8 p.m. $20, (take both DET workshops for $35). Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter. org. Grade 11-adult, all levels welcome.

Join Double Edge Theatre (DET) for an introduction to the company’s performance imagery creation and dramaturgy work.

Dress in comfortable clothing and bring objects or clothing pieces to include in the creative process.

visual arts VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of January 23, CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl Street. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. More than 30 art classes! CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and in Visual Arts. CCV Art classes are taught by wellknown Vermont artists.

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skiing SKI/SNOWBOARD MOUNTAINEERING: Varying dates, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100-$199. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872.

Locations like Mt. Mansfield, Smuggler’s Notch, Mt. Washington, and more! Find secret powder in the backcountry! Participants must have mastery of Level 7 skiing/ snowboarding ability, must be comfortable in ungroomed and gladed terrain.

spirit PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT: January 19 - March 23, 10 Thursdays, 7-10 p.m., Essex Jct. $165. Info, 802-899-3542 or kelman. b@juno.com. Everyone is psychic, we all have intuition, get hunches. Learn to develop your abilities to make your life easier, more loving and more fun in this series taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975.

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TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Winter session, Mondays, January 9, 5-6:30 p.m. 64 Main St., 3rd floor. Fee is $42 for first four weeks, $75 for eight weeks or $152 for the entire 16-week series. Register

by January 8. Info, 456-1983 or email grhayes@vtlink.net Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation and

CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL IN HINESBURG: 4 Pilates Classes, 5 Tuesdays or Thursdays beginning January 17 or 19, 5:20 p.m. or 6:20 p.m. $50 each.

Yoga (Kripalu) 5 Thursday afternoons with Theora Ward beginning January 17, 4-5:15 p.m. $45. Yoga 5 Thursday evenings with Theora Ward beginning January 17, 6-7:15 p.m $45. Yoga for Men with Laura Wisniewski, 6 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $60. Tango for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, 5 Tuesdays beginning January 17, 7:30-8:30 p.m, $50. Jitterbug with Kym Reid Taylor, 5 Thursdays beginning October 13, 7:308:30 p.m. $50. Juggling for 4 Thursdays beginning January 26, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $40. Living Tobacco Free, 4 Thursdays beginning January 19, 6-7:15 p.m. Free.

Beginning Meditation with Richard Andreson, 4 Wednesdays beginning January 18, 7-8 p.m. $40. Healthy Lifestyles 12-week Weight Management Program, Tuesdays beginning January 17, 3:30-5 p.m. $193.

Info, 802-482-7194 or visit www.cvuhs. org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on.

Senior discount 65+ and free gift to carpoolers. Ten minutes from exit 12.

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wood WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes for all levels beginning in January. Quality individualized instruction from resident woodworker Doug Jones and Timothy Waite. Fine Woodworking— Beginning, Mondays, Jan. 16 – March 20, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, January 17 – March 28, (no class February 21), 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or Tuesdays, January 17 – March 21, 6:30–9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, January 18 – March 29 (no class Feb. 21), 6:30–9:30 p.m. Bowl Turning, Saturday and Sunday, January 21–22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Intermediate Bowl Turning, Saturday and Sunday, February 11–12, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Precision with Hand Tools, Instructed by Garrett Hack. February 25–27, Saturday – Monday, and March 4–5, Saturday and Sunday, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m., total 5 days. Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga ANUSARA YOGA WEEKEND WORKSHOP WITH SARA ROSE, CERTIFIED ANUSARA TEACHER: January 14 and 15, Shelburne Town Hall. Saturday, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., $60, 3-5 p.m., $40.

Sunday, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., $60, 2-4 p.m., $40. Full workshop $150. Info, 802-5982286 or email heidi@bock.com. Join us for the entire workshop or choose specific segments. All classes are mixed level. Sara Rose is a certified Anusara yoga teacher and has studied extensively with John Friend, Anusara’s founder. She is dedicated to supporting each student to recognize and celebrate their inherent worthiness and to uncover their infinite potential.

BEECHER HILL YOGA: Daytime and evening classes, weekdays and the third Sunday morning of each month.

Hinesburg. Info, 802-482-3191 or visit beecherhillyoga.com. Develop strength, flexibility and well-being through movement, breath and awareness. Group classes and private instruction. Yoga Massage and Therapeutic Yoga by appointment.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative, Kundalini, Beginner Men’s, Prenatal, Postnatal and Partner Yoga. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card. $145 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com.

Burlington Yoga provides a supportive, focused atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes.

Drop in any time.

ITSY BITSY YOGA AT CHILDREN’S YOGA STUDIO: New session starts Dec. 3 and on January 7. Info and schedules visit www.ChildrensYogaStudio.com or call Kelly, CIBYF at 802-872-8985. Learn Itsy Bitsy Yoga, www.ItsyBitsyYoga.com, poses and techniques, developmentally nutritious, that deepen the parent/child bond. Classes offered for Baby (newborn to pre-crawling), Tots (almost crawling to 21 months) and Tykes (22 months to 4 years).

RESTORATIVE YOGA: Monthly Sunday sessions with Emily Garrett. Sessions will be held January 15, February 19, March 12 and April 9, 7-9 p.m. in Studio C at Yoga Vermont, Chace Mill, Burlington. $20 single session, $64 for all four fall sessions. Registration required. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont. com. Restorative yoga is a gentle practice that allows the body to open at its own pace. Using props for support, poses are held without effort or force. Deeply relaxing and therapeutic, students leave with

an expanded awareness of their bodies’ unique holding patterns.

RURAL YOGA RETREAT: Saturday, January 14, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Black Kettle Farm, Essex, NY. $75. Info, 802-324-1737 or visit http://www.sattvayoga.net. Sattva Yoga. Pre-register before 1/7. Vinyasa Yoga led by Lori Flammer, hiking on nature trails, organic vegetarian lunch, restorative yoga and meditation.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Gentle Hatha, Sivananda, Restorative, Prenatal, Postnatal, and Baby Yoga.

Register for our six-week Yoga for skiers and riders session, Thursdays, January 5 through February 9 with Kathy McNames, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week Introduction to Kripalu Yoga, Mondays, January 30 through March 6 with Emily Garrett, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six week introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays, January 11 through February 15 with Scott York.

Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont. com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels. >

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2 PAIRS OF SHAPED VOLANT SKIS w/Marker bindings, aprox. 175 cm, 150 cm poles.

Great condition, have only seen powder out West. $100/each or $175/both w/ski bag, accessories, OBO. 802999-8303.

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4HOMEWORKS: 40 words + photo, $40.4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word.

4HOUSING LINE LISTINGS: 25 words for $15. Over 25: 50¢/word.

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4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

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2000 BURTON 168 Canyon w/size 12 Burton boots and step-in bindings. Very good condition. 802-999-1177. $50 FUTON WOOD FRAME, firm mattress w/cover, in super condition. Dining room table, seats 4, rod iron legs and wood top, $10. 802-310-8549. .94 CARET DIAMOND RING, round brilliant cut, white gold tiffany setting, excellent symmetry and polish. Size 4 1/2, never worn. Appraised at $7900, asking $6900.

802-338-0192.

ADULT SEASON PASS TO SMUGGS. $400. 802-999-1177.

AIR COMPRESSOR: On portable base, has tire attachment. $50/OBO. 802-233-5621.

ALIEN MASK HEADS. Perfect for dress-up, disguise or play costume. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

ANTIQUE WOODEN two-handed tree saws, approx. 6’ long, sometimes used for painting surface. Contact 802-482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com.

APPLE IMAC 600 MHz G3 128mb 40 GB CD-RW 56K, 15” mon. graphite. Barely used.

Incl. mouse, keyboard, original software, manuals and box. $375. 802-482-7206.

APPLIANCES: Kenmore side by side, GE TrueTemp electric range, matching Space Saver under cabinet microwave, white, new, great condition.

Renovating, must go. $1000 all/OBO. 802-598-9810.

BATMAN, THE ANIMATED SERIES. Three framed cels.

Certificate of Authenticity, numbered. 775-0541.

BEAMS/HAND HEWN: Planking, antique, $4000.

802-355-6998.

BEAUTIFUL HANDCRAFTED 4 POSTER BED. Custom made in VT. Has both canopy and finial post options. Yellow poplar, natural finish, excellent condition.

Must sell. Asking $750/ OBO. Call Susan at 802-878-2472.

BEAUTIFUL VICTORIAN LILAC ALFRED ANGELO brides maid dress, size 22.

Style #6533, matching shawl.

Make an offer. 802-355-5488.

BERNETTE 4-THREAD SERGER/OVERLOCK machine by Bernina, used very little; great for sportswear or home decorating (curtains, pillows). Call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

BOUNCING 40 Palomino spring horse, Hedstrom Moonlight, 1960s collector’s item or great toy for kids.

Contact: 482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com.

BRASS QUEEN or full bed frame. Contact 802-482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com.

BRUNSWICK AIR HOCKEY TABLE, 9’ x 4’, excellent condition. Only asking $100.

Please leave message, 802355-9612.

BURTON SNOWBOARD BOOTS. Size 8 1/2 men’s.

Never used on a mountain because of injury. Sacrifice, $60. 802-864-7480.

BURTON SNOWBOARD w/Grateful Dead sticker, 62”.

Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

CAMERA, HAWKEYE KODAK INSTAMATIC, R4, 50 years old in original box, $40. Books: “Treasure Island”, Stevenson, copyright 1909, $30. “Tom Sawyer”, Twain copyright 1917, $30. “Wreck of the Titanic”, copyright 1912, $40.

Call 802-864-0950.

COLLECTOR AIR BUD POSTER. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

COMPUTER DESK: Completely enclosed like some TV entertainment center. 1 door, hinges are not original. Free to good home. You move it. 802318-0603.

CRATE FOR SMALL DOG OR CAT. Deluxe plastic, wheels, can attach leash to pull it, excellent condition, $20.

Please call 802-862-8758.

DG-7 FENDER GUITAR. Great sound. Still has plastic on it.

Comes w/case, picks, instructional video and more. $200.

802-522-6032.

DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING. Valued at $3000. 18 k w/platinum setting, will sacrifice for $1700/OBO. 802598-8829.

DIAMOND RING, ladies’ solitaire. .27 caret, 18K white gold, 5 1/2 size. $350.

863-3614.

DIAMOND RING MARQUE, worth $1400, asking $800.

Antique mirror set, metal frame, metal shelf w/flowers, $150. Thomasville dresser, great shape, $300. Sorrel boots, 2 pair, size 7, $25/each. 802-860-9506.

DOG CRATE for a medium to large dog, used by a springer spaniel, very nice condition, small bit of chewing on the outside. $20. 802-862-8758.

DR. SNEETCHES STORIES, DR. SEUSS, 1st printing, 1961, rare. $300. Pics. and info, http:// learntosail.net/ebay/seuss.htm.

Call 802-496-4061.

EIGHT-DRAWER DRESSER/ BUREAU w/mirror and sixdrawer bureau avail. Maple finish in excellent condition.

Sold together or separately.

Best offers, pickup only. 802922-4740.

ENERGY STAR KENMORE side by side refrigerator w/ice maker. Purchased 2003. Must sell, $400/OBO. 802-862-0746.

ENGLANDER WOOD STOVE. Very nice high output stove, large fire box, front loader, 2speed fan/blower. Heated 1500 sq. ft. home, 5-years old. Paid, $1700, asking $400. 802872-9855.

EXTERIOR insulated steel door. Contact 802-482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com.

FAX MACHINE. High end canon. Never used. New: $480.

Yours for $250. 802-318-8861.

FINE BISQUE PORCELAIN DOLL. “Soft Expressions” w/certificate of authenticity.

Very beautiful. Please call 802734-2870 or email betsyrose 46@hotmail.com.

GORGEOUS LEATHER COACH HANDBAG. Mustard yellow w/embossed Cs. Like new. I paid full retail price of $398.

Asking $250. Call me at 508237-9799.

HOT TUB: Portable indoor/ outdoor 2 person, 110 volt, insulated, cover, freeze controls. $500. 863-3614.

HOUSEHOLD GOODS, FURNITURE, TABLES, CHAIRS, sofa, lamps, mattresses, desk. 802859-0023.

HUNDREDS OF BEER CANS from 1970’s Midwest. Sold in $150 sets. John, 802-310-8387.

INVACARE ELECTRIC power wheelchair. 3 years old, good condition. Contact 482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com.

KODAK DIGITAL CAMERA w/easy share printer dock. Like new. There is so much this camera can do. Please call 802-734-2870 or email betsy rose46@hotmail.com.

LARGE SEARS ENTERTAINMENT CENTER: TV opening 28”x24”. 5 ft. long. 4.5 ft. high. 19” wide. Bifold storage on one side. Enclosed shelving under glass on other side. Two drawers under TV. $100/OBO. 879-0566. Allow phone to ring for a bit.

LEGO SPACE STATION 6991 motor rail set. Brand new, never opened. 568 pieces. Perfect holiday gift. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

LORD OF THE RINGS brand new boxed collection. Call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

MICROFIBER SECTIONAL SOFA. $575. 802-999-5345.

MOVING MUST SELL: New Kenmore washer and dryer, $500. New elliptical trainer, $300. TV, $100. Solid pine bunk beds, $100. Dog crate, $75. 802-318-2277.

MOVING SALE, everything must go! Large TV, new desk, chair and mini-fridge. Kitchen table w/chairs, bookshelf, lamp tables, etc. Free stuff and much more. Call 802-310-5068.

MOVING: Selling double bed, air conditioners, curio chest, W/D, air conditioners. Most in good to excellent condition.

Call 802-253-1964 or visit www.redtop bg.com/saleitems.htm.

NITRO BLACKWIDOW SNOWBOARD: Women’s 05 model, 153 cm, nitro bindings, with or w/o DC gel boots size 8.5. Used only 3 times. Paid $860, asking $450. Call 802-223-1536 eve, or 802-279-3436 days.

OAK FINISH CHEVAL MIRROR, $30/OBO. Wrought iron plant stand, $10/OBO. Photos, measurements upon request. Call 802-338-9225. You pick up.

PLAY YARD ENCLOSURE for puppy(ies) or small dog(s), 15 1/2’ long x 3’ high, excellent condition, $20. Please call 802-862-8758.

PRAM: Baby carriage, Peg Perego from the ‘70s, mate in museum. Beautiful wicker and chrome, “creme de la creme”.

Get details. $150/OBO. 802655-6201.

QUEEN SIZE LOFT BED. Solid wood, holds up to 1000 lbs, extremely sturdy. Almost new w/shelf for misc. Utilize your small space. $350/OBO. Contact 802-999-0874.

QUILTING FABRICS, many colors, mostly floral prints.

802-482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com.

QUILTING/CRAFT BOOKS: Various titles, values to $40 each. Please call 482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com.

QUILTING/WEAVING/RUG LOOM w/stand, made in Brazil, $150/OBO. Retails for $295. 802-482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com.

RING: If this is your first Christmas together, this ring is for her. Purple heart stone in a gold setting. Please call 802734-2870 or email betsyrose46@hotmail.com.

ROLAND VS2480 DIGITAL 24 track. Records up to 16 tracks at once! Great condition. CD burner and case incl. $2000/OBO. 802-482-3141.

ROSEMARY TREE: Perfect for Christmas and all year! 3 1/2 ft. tall, in pot. Healthy and pretty. $25/OBO. 802-655-6201.

SCARPA T2 TELE BOOTS, 04/05, brand new w/tags, never skied or thermo-molded.

Size 28.5, men’s 10.5. Retail $480, asking $325/OBO. Call 802-598-8785.

SEWING MACHINE TABLE, opens, no sewing machine, nice wood, 60’s vintage. Put sewing machine on top or use as table. Need the space, $10.

Call 802-862-8758.

SHEARLING COAT. Size med./large, below knees.

Worn once. New: $950. Yours for $500. Great holiday gift.

802-318-8861.

SHIP’S CLOCK: Salem-brass w/mahogany base, from the 70’s. Beautiful old clock, but movement needs work, more than worth the money. $75/OBO. 802-655-6201.

SLIDING GLASS DOOR, 6 ft., white vinyl. New fall ‘04, removed summer ‘05. Went to a smaller single door. Like new condition. Paid $700, sell $400. 802-872-9855.

SNOW BLOWER: YardMan by MTD. 9 hp, 28” path, power steering, 6 forward, 2 reverse speeds, electric start, heated handles, toggle chute rotation, halogen headlight, great condition, must sell. $600/OBO. 802-899-3278.

SNOWBOARD GEAR: Burton custom step-in binding and Burton freestyle step-in boot.

Women’s 7.5, or men’s 6. Great shape, perfect for Christmas. $75. Call Aaron, 802-355-1540.

SNOWBOARDS w/bindings, high quality, used only one season, cool colors and designs, $100-$300 each/OBO. Call for sizes, 802-373-9241, Burlington.

SOMBRERO: Authentic beautiful red velvet Mariachi hat and straw sombrero. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

SONY FLAT SCREEN w/Kenwood receiver and 6 speaker entertainment system, DVD player and stand. $650. 802999-5345.

SONY Trinitron 18” flat screen monitor, multiscan E400.

Extremely high resolution. $300/OBO. 802-644-5356.

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STACKABLE GAS DRYER. 1 year old, efficient, $300/OBO. Tons of baby stuff, crib, car seats, stroller, wagon, etc. See www.jtglaw.com/personal/stuff or call 802-264-9823.

TELEMARK SKIS, ATOMIC TMEX w/G3 bindings, 167 cm.

Paid $650, asking $375. Used 1.5 seasons, still in good shape. Call Michelle, 802583-2355.

TEN NEW SOUND REINFORCEMENT studio acoustic tiles. ProFoam Polyflex, charcoal gray, 12” x 12” panels, package of 10. $75. Call 802496-4061.

TORO SNOW BLOWER attachment for riding mower or tractor, model 79360, chains and weights. $310. 802-899-2131.

TV SANYO: 19-inch w/remote and manual, nice. $60/OBO. Burlington, 802-373-9241.

TWO 10” Q-LOGIC SPEAKER BOXES. Brand new! Asking $20/each. 802-355-9612.

TWO COUCHES AND MATCHING CHAIR, dark purple. 1 year old, in perfect condition. $1500/OBO. 802-233-9737.

TYPEWRITER, electronic, Brother Compactronic 333 w/case, manual, extra ribbon, liftoff tapes. $10/OBO. 802870-7506, Burlington.

VARIFLEX CALIFORNIA kids’ skateboard, 28”. New, never used. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

VCR, JVC HI-FI w/cables, $40. Call 802-658-1817 and leave message.

VCR SONY hi-fi stereo w/remote and wire hookup.

Nice, $30. Burlington, 802373-9241.

VW PASSAT, O.E. alloy rims 7x15 7 spoke with center caps.

Rims are in very good shape. $300/OBO. Call 865-5934.

WASHER AND DRYER supercapacity, brand new, only used for six months. $600/OBO. Holds thirteen large beach towels.

Call Tony at 802-343-0874.

WASHER, good condition, $100. Dryer, good condition, $100. Kitchen stove, working, $100. Dishwasher, working, $100. 802-865-1147.

WEIDER 8630 TRAINING SYSTEM. Weight stations for all major muscle groups. Like new. Great gift for Christmas. $100/OBO. 802-644-6657.

WHITE ALFRED ANGELO WEDDING DRESS. Size 20, style #1733, worn once. White satin gloves, white satin shawl. Size 9 shoes to match.

Make an offer. 802-355-5488.

WINTER GEAR: Ski boots, snowboard boots, helmet, goggles, mittens. 802-373-9241, Burlington.

WOMEN’S SKI BOOTS. Dolomite FornFit Explorer, size 24. $300/OBO. 802-644-5356.

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1 TICKET FOR ALL THREE NIGHTS for Dark Star Orchestra at Higher Ground for 12/29, 12/30 and 12/31. Will sell them for face value or trade. 802-999-6454.

5-PIECE DRUM SET for Christmas. All cymbals, stands, Repairs, hihat, footpedal and drumkey incl. Beginner/intermediate kit Upgrades & More! ready to go for the holidays. $250/OBO. Will deliver. 802482-3141.

50TH ANNIVERSARY EDI- 1 1x2-recycleNorth070605 7/1/05 2:58 PM Page TION AMERICAN FENDER TELECASTER: Cream w/white pick guard. Mint condition.

Lined hard case. Excellent gift for serious musician. Serious cash offers only. Scott, 802651-4059.

BEAUTIFUL KOLSTEIN FIDDLE. Warm tone, dark finish, rosewood pegs and tailpiece, LR Baggs pick-up. Appraised at $6000, asking $4500. 802496-9808.

CARVIN XV-112 GUITAR AMPLIFIER, 100 watts. Great condition, awesome tone, $325.

Pignose Hog 30 portable bass amp, very good condition, $115.

Call Brad at 802-453-3902.

DEAN ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC, 12 string guitar w/premium IN-HOUSE COMPUTERS: All gig bag. Model, performer aspects of computer manage#SE12GN. Great condition, askment by a trained, experienced ing $200. 508-237-8125. technician. Super service, all FENDER 65 DELUXE house calls $60/hour or conREVERB, REISSUE. Brand tracts avail. Many references! new. No foot switch, $700.

John, 802-355-9471.

Cellestian G12H speaker, $70.

INTERNET SERVICES: 802-310-6013.

Professional web hosting, FENDER DELUXE JAZZ V applications, e-commerce, five-string electric bass databases, encryption and cusw/active electronics. Great tom websites for businesses, looking and fine playing campaigns, organizations, and instrument. Black w/Fender nonprofits. www.GMNet.net, hard case. $400. 802802-264-4851.

877-6624.

FENDER TELECASTER GUITAR, 1988, American made.

Very good condition, w/hardcase. $525. Call 802-864-7480.

BABE LAND X: Exotic GALLIEN KRUEGER MB150 dancers, private one-on-ones, bass amp w/112MBX extension escort, out-call, in-call, new speaker. State of the art stereo club, bachelor parties, new talamp, metal casing, built-in ent welcome, 1-800-859-7325. chorus, EQ, ample inputs/outSOLID GOLD exotic dancers. puts/options. New $1100, a Adult entertainment for birthsteal at $675/OBO. 802-658day, bachelor, holidays and 5522, leave message. fun-on-one shows. #1 for fun.

NEW YAMAHA BBG4S electric 802-658-1464. New talent welbass w/gig bag, $450. Pictures come. at http://learntosail.net/ music/. Call 802-496-4061.

RIVERA S-120 AMP HEAD in a touring road case, amp in CASH: Immediate cash for mint condition, sounds sweet. structured settlements, annu120 watts stereo w/built-in ities, law suits, inheritances, reverb. Call 802 899-2245. mortgage notes and cash SCHECTER C-1+ ELECTRIC flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800GUITAR, $350. Peavy classic 794-7310. (AAN CAN) 50 guitar amp, 4 - 10s, $600.

Fender blues junior guitar amp, $300. All in excellent condition. 802-759-2529.

FREE BABY HAMSTERS! Dwarf hamsters, very cute, very free, in Burlington. Call David, 802-264-9706.

BASS GUITAR LESSONS FREE BABY STROLLER. Call w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels CHILD CARE WANTED for 2 482-6632 or email quarkvt welcome! Years of teaching girls, ages 4 and 7, in our @yahoo.com. experience. Gordon Stone home in Shelburne on Mondays, FREE STANDING BASKETband, Concentric, former Wednesdays and Thursdays. Pick BALL HOOP, BACKBOARD. Advance Guitar Summit winner. up from school at 2:30 p.m.

You pick up. 802-862-7372.

Convenient Pine St. location. then care until 5:30 p.m. or 802-598-8861, occasional early evening. Must www.arambedrosian.com. have own transportation.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with Shelburne. 985-0106.

FOUND: Cat, young, male, classical background offers lesHOME-BASED CHILD CARE: orange tabby w/white chest sons in guitar, theory and ear Looking for a caring, safe, and paws. Found in BTV parktraining. Individualized, stepclean environment? I have ing garage. by-step approach. I enjoy space for one more child. Will FOUND: FORD CAR KEY, teaching all ages/styles/levels. transport. Refs. upon request.

12/15, South Winooski Ave. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195.

Anne, 802-865-3769.

Contact Evan at 1x2-020905-Whishbroom 12/19/05 10:18 AM Page 1 GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All evangl11@netzero.net. styles/levels. Emphasis on LOST: BOOK OF 100+ CDS. developing strong technique, Black, nylon, CaseLogic brand. thorough musicianship, perFinders will be rewarded, no sonal style. Paul Asbell questions asked. 802-238-7100.

(Unknown Blues Band, LOST DOG. Lab size, white Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz w/big black spots, very shy.

Band, etc.), 862-7696, Call if you have seen him. www.paulasbell.com.

Essex/Colchester area. 802878-1649.

LOST RING, 12/09 in Burlington. Silver band edged w/gold, COSMIC HILL project recording raised engraved silver flowers. studio. 30-years experience.

This is my handmade wedding $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166. band and is dearly missed.

WHICH STUDIO? The one with 802-734-5001. huge rooms, Pro Tools HD3, UNDERHILL: FOUND DOG, Yamaha Grand Piano and tons near Route 15/Poker Hill area. more! The professional studio.

Call 802-373-0893.

Egan Media Studios. www.eganmedia.com.

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4 musicians wanted ARE YOU A BASS PLAYER? Save Santa the trouble of bringing us one! Logon to www.be4now.com to begin the journey. Don’t miss the chance!

BUSY IRISH BAND to expand to a trio by 3/17. Good spirited musician who wants paydays and new best friends.

Please call 802-233-6114.

DRUMMER WANTED for established, working, weekend rock band. Must be experienced, versatile, professional attitude, with equipment, transportation.

Chittenden/Franklin county residency preferred.

Commitment for one weeknight and weekends required. 802893-4094 or 802-524-2008.

LEAD GUITAR PLAYER WANTED, vocals a plus. We are an established band with drums, bass, keyboard/rhythm guitar. We play rock, reggae and lots of originals. Call Howard at 802-578-3218.

SINGER LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS interested in starting a band. Strong range and diverse interest in music. Has decent practice space and a drum set.

301-651-8003.

WORKING ORIGINAL HEAVY ROCK BAND seeks motivated, professional minded singer with adequate range and balls who’s willing to travel. Demos encouraged. Call 802-476-4167.

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BIRD CAGE for a small bird, incl. lots of toys. $20. 802899-3441.

DOG SITTER NEEDED 12/2312/27. Loving/active 14-yearold dog needs companionship and care while I’m away. My S. Union apt. or your home.

Please call, 814-571-4039. $$$ GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY: 7-week-old sweetheart female, avail. now. AKC registered, first shots. $400. Williston. Call 802233-4711 or 802-878-0585.

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A & J CONSTRUCTION: Let years of experience construct your large or small interior or exterior projects. Additions, decks and household repairs.

Estimates, references and insured. 802-453-2045 or 802453-7492.

ATTENTION LANDLORDS: EQUINOX PROPERTY SERVICES. All aspects maintenance. Plowing, salting, roof clearing, snow blowing, apartment turnovers, painting, cleaning, clean outs, plumbing, hauling, appliance install/delivery. Insured. 802865-4258.

HELPING HANDS: Need a hand this holiday season?

Pet/house sitting, child care, cleaning, organizing, errands, party planning and assistance.

Responsible, resourceful, professional, references. Maggie, 802-233-7676.

PET SITTING. Go to www.pre pawpetcare.com for info.

SICK OF DOG KENNELS? Leave your pooch at a friendly home while you’re away. We’ll walk, feed, house and love your dog in your absence. $15/day. 802-793-1286.

TIDY HOUSES BY T.T. Experienced residential cleaner.

Reliable, efficient and honest.

Great rates and references.

Contact Tanya at 802-655-5071 or email Tbirdvt@verizon.net.

TREAT YOURSELF OR A LOVED ONE to chemical-free housecleaning at its best.

Organizing and more.

Respectful and reliable. Call today. 802-453-7871.

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TRULY MAKE A DIFFERENCE for a child, volunteer! Help parents and children learn the skills they need to strengthen themselves and their families.

Call 1-800-Children or contact Kim Holmes, 802-864-6492.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED to help victims of intimate partner violence! Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men and Women, a nationally known, all-volunteer-run nonprofit organization, is looking for helpline volunteers. Please call 1-866786-0758 for more info.

Applications for the upcoming trainings are now being accepted.

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ADULT XXX HOMEMADE VHS, 8 mm, or DVD movies. I want the real thing. Out of area collector, not for resale.

Contact thecatmax@aol.com.

ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid.

Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. I am in need of a full-size, handicap-accessible van, w/power lift to transport my son to and from his Dr.’s appointments. If you have one to sell please call 802-8609585 or 802-999-9304.

LOOKING FOR ONE OR TWO TICKETS for Dark Star Orchestra at Higher Ground, Saturday 12/31. Will pay handsomely for any tickets. 978317-5789.

NEEDED FREE BARDBOARD. Will pick up. Call Rich 802658-2433.

OLD 1970’S AND EARLIER, VHS tapes or 8 mm movies of adult/xxx nature. Out of area collector, not for resale.

Contact thecatmax@aol.com.

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs?

Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont.

Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting.

802-893-1819.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:302:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772.

TEEN GIRLS GROUP: 10-week therapy group for teen girls who would like a place to talk.

Call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-6517520.

SOCIAL SKILLS GROUP: Girls 9-12 years old needing help with social skills/friendship.

Please call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-651-7520.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for women who have survived sexual assault.

Beginning November 3. Info, 864-0555.

OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms.

Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.

NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 951-2543.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555.

PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month.

R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@yahoo.com for more info.

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.

WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere.

Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs.

Call 264-1924.

WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups.

Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996.

ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP: Daily except Sundays, 1-2 p.m.

Focus is on mutual support and coping skills. 300 Flynn Ave. Info, 865-6138.

MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center.

Info, 802-864-0555 or the 24hour hotline, 802-863-1236.

PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 4533688 or vermont_ttmoutreach @yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have HC, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:30-7:30 p.m. McClure Multi-Generational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington.

Info, 802-355-8936.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278.

CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month.

Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church.

Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

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MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m.

Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or tollfree, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 67:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-233-3447.

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SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 67 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)?

Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpart ner@yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings.

Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters.

Learn all about this paddle sport and its health-giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com.

OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne. org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors. Alternative to 12 Step Groups. Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/ transsexual people. The second Friday of every month.

R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology.

Marlene, 865-9781.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children?

Support groups for all parents.

Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine.

Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 8630003 or 866-869-7341 (tollfree).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600.

DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together.

Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

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DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. united Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Wednesdays 7-8 a.m. Turning Point Recovery, 61 Main St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 893-7752.

BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655.

Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382.

Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? AlAnon can help.

DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-8624516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402.

Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group.

Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m.

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FREE Consumer Help Line looks like new, runs great.

SAAB 900, 1987, runs great, SUBARU OUTBACK, 1997: 5$750. 657-2642.

Before you purchase your next used car! $7500. Call, 802-276-9990.

126K, 5-speed, 4-dr., sun roof, speed, winter package, plus AUDI 90 QUATTRO, 1994: 5stereo/tape deck, all-season snows on rims, green, 141 K, DODGE, 1998: 3/4 ton pickup, speed, runs strong and tight, Find out the questions you should tires, new battery, new clutch, 2 $3500. Todd, 802-253-8645. extended cab, 2-wheel drive, 119 K, 2 sets of wheels. Snows every private owner or car dealer ask owners.

Must sell. $800/OBO. positraction, 78 K. $4700/OBO. SUBARU OUTBACK AWD on, ready to go. $2900/OBO. 865-9058.

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WAGON, 1998: Buy this great, before you go to look at the car!

802-233-6373.

SAAB SEDAN TURBO 5M, reliable winter car! W/4 nearly IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS! S-10 BMW 318i, 1997: 99 K, leather, Call the Toll Free 24hr. Help Line at: 2001: 4-door, steel gray, 41,755 new Hakkapeliitta snows. ext. cab pickup. Loaded, excel5-speed, sun roof, CD, traction miles, 5-speed, 2.3 L, 4 cyl, Inspected thru 10/06. lent condition. 41 K. Offered way 1-866-838-3345 control, serviced at Automaster, Harman Kardon audio system, Mechanically sound. $2200. Call below book at $7500/OBO. Call or go online: new winter tires, very clean. heated seats, power driver seat 802-434-2436.

Tom at 802-860-0658. www.usedcarexperts.net $7995. Call Angela, 802-310-6719. w/memory. Saab certified warSUBARU, OUTBACK WAGON, TOYOTA TACOMA, 2004: Ext. BMW X5, 2004: Mint condition. ranty, 6-year or 100,000 miles.

2000: 61,500 miles, 5-speed, cab, 4x4, blk, auto, tilt, air, ISUZU IMARK, 1988, low 52 K! Fully loaded. Platinum, leather, Crossway Saab, 802-223-9584.

AC, PW, PL, block heater, very cruise, CD/cass., 16” alloys, Automatic 4-cyl., 4-dr., white, sun roof. Winter package. iPod 1x2-autocraftsman.indd 1 12/2/05 11:42:13 AMSAAB SPORT WAGON, 2003: 4clean. $11,000. 802-865-6233, Rhino liner, split rear windows, great body condition.

Great inteintegration, etc. Gorgeous. Fully door, 9-5 Linear, F1 transmisday, 802-878-8704, evenings. tow pkg. 39 K. $17,900. 802rior. 32MPG! Inspected until tax deductible! 617-501-6165. sion, 45,084 miles, auto, park 999-7125, Kevin.

WAGON, 1997: SUBARU White, 10/06.

Runs well.

Asking BUICK LESABRE, LIMITED distance control, merlot, beige AWD, no rust, 75 K, all season $500/OBO. Mike, 802-310-3464.

SEDAN, 2001: 4-door, gold, V6, interior, rain sensing windshield radials. 802-985-3911.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, 3.8 L., auto, FWD, 45,734 miles, wipers, Xenon headlamps, w/all TOYOTA COROLLA, 1989: 51993: Runs great, but needs a AC/AM/FM/CD/CASS., OnStar, luxury options. $18,450.

Call speed, good condition. 161 K DODGE RAM 250 CONVERSION new rear differential.

I need alloy wheels, traction control, Crossway to discuss the many $750/OBO. Call 802-453-7778, VAN: 1 family car, 76 K original. some quick scratch, selling leather, ABS. Blue book, service warranty and finance evenings.

Fully loaded. Great for trips. cheap. 802-863-9896. $12,470, asking $11,898. Call options avail, 802-223-9584. $2000. 802-310-8387.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, Shearer, 658-1212. tires, 2001: 57 K, 4WD, new CADILLAC, 1992, black, red auto, trailer hitch, power wininterior, 4-door, low mileage.

Looking for a SAAB? dows, locks and steering, excel973-476-9502.

ACURA MDX, 2001: SUV, AWD, lent condition inside and out. click on CADILLAC DEVILLE SEDAN, loaded, original owner, great $11,900. Gary, 802-658-5017.

2001: 4-door, blue, V8, 4.6 L., condition, 53 K, roof rack, MERCURY SABLE, 1995: Green, auto, FWD, 53,972 miles, Nokian snows. Reduced to starts, runs great, low mainteAC/AM/FM/CD/CASS., OnStar, $19,950/OBO. 802-578-9597. nance. 3L, 6 cy, 27 mpg. Used or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 ABS, alloy wheels, leather. Blue CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT daily, inspected, registered. 153 book, $16,435, asking $16,310.

SAAB TURBO 5M, 2001: 2.O L, TOYOTA COROLLA, 1993: 5UTILITY, 2002, Pewter, 4-door, K, but for $800 who can comCall Shearer, 658-1212. hatchback, 4 cyl, 4-door, 5speed, 175 K, inspected, runs V6/4.3L, auto, 4WD. 39,556 plain. 802-578-2134.

CHEVROLET TRACKER LT 1 seats, 11/7/05 1:31:13 PM miles. A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, speed, heated front well. $500. 802-878-8768.

NISSAN MAXIMA, 1996: Auto,2x1-crossways110905.indd SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, leather, power moon roof, TOYOTA PRIUS, 2004: Certified AM/FM/cass./CD, air bags, ABS. needs a front bumper. Otherwise red, V6, 2.5 L, auto, 4WD, 51,031 miles. Saab certified warused car, 60 mpg town/50 mpg Best price, $12,992. Shearer an excellent ride. Power everyAC/CD/AM/FM, cruise, ABS, roof ranty, 6-year or 100,000 miles. hwy., real-time fuel efficiency Pontiac, 658-1212. thing, Bose, new snow tires, rack, privacy glass, towing pkg., Crossway Saab, 802-223-9584. display, auto internal temp, FORD EXPLORER, XLT 2000: 73 good reliable car. $900. 802alloy wheels. 34,370 miles.

SAAB TURBO 5M, 2001: 4-door extra storage. $23,000/OBO. K, green, excellent condition, runs 872-9855.

Book: $16,785. Asking: $12,988. hatchback, gray, 30, 198 miles, 802-985-5602. like a top, w/mounted snows, all NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1995: Call Shearer, 802-658-1212.

2.0 L, 4 cy, turbo, auto, heated TOYOTA TACOMA, 1997: options. Great winter vehicle that V6, 4WD, 54 K, 5-speed, tow CHEVY LUMINA, 1994. Euro front seats, leather seats/steerExtended cab, black, low miles, needs nothing, just a new owner. package, block heater, tires edition, needs some work. ing wheel, power moon roof. $5500. 973-476-9502. $8000. 802-482-4612. almost new, original parts.

Inspected until December. Runs, Saab certified warranty 6-year or VOLVO 850 WAGON, 1994: NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1993: Excellent condition! $6000. Call needs TLC. $500. 802-578-3095.

100,000 miles. $13,800. 802Standard, fully loaded, leather, 6 Red, 180K miles, runs great, 5802-864-1125.

FORD EXPEDITION, 1998: 223-9584.

CD, sun roof, heated seats, etc. speed, 4-wheel drive. $300/OBO. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2005, Eddie Bauer edition, 76 K, V8, SAAB TURBO 5M, 2001: Auto, Southern car. Runs great.

Needs a little work. 802-863-9014. sedan, maroon, V6/3.4L, auto., auto, 4WD, ABS, A/C, alarm, 4-door, 62,237 miles, heated $3500/OBO. Must sell. Call 315PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILIFWD. 26,874 miles, A/C, PS, PW, remote start, alloy wheels, front seats, power moon roof.

491-8615.

TY, 2003: 4-door, silver, V6, 3.4 PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD, air bags.

AM/FM/CASS/CD, sun roof.

Buy this car today w/a compreVOLVO C70, 1999: 76 K, silver, liter, auto, FWD, 31,356 miles.

Best price, $10,258. Shearer $10,700. Call Trevor, 802-644hensive service contract avail. dark leather interior. 5-speed, AC, roof rack, AM/FM/CD, power Pontiac, 658-1212.

8474, evenings, email: for 48 mos. $8900. Crossway sun roof, premium audio, 17” steering/windows/locks, ABS, PONTIAC GRAND AM SE SEDAN, tthomps@us.ibm.com.

Saab, 802-223-9584. wheels. Great car, excellent perprivacy glass. $12,982. Shearer 2005: 4-door, white, V6, 3.4 L., FORD EXPLORER, 1996: AWD, SAAB TURBO SEDAN, 2003: formance and safety record.

Pontiac, 658-1212.

FWD, 27,213 miles, AC/AM/ moon/sun roof, PW/PL, 4-wheel Auto, 46,200 miles, 4-door, $9500/OBO. 802-238-9403.

FM/CD, rear spoiler, cruise. Blue disc brakes. 160 K, some rust.

Harman Kardon audio system, VOLVO S70 GLT, 1998: Turbo, book, $14,065, asking $10,609.

Runs great. Low book $4050, power driver seat w/memory, silsilver, summer and winter tires, Call Shearer, 658-1212. asking $2250. 802-878-5954. ver met w/charcoal gray interior. black leather, fully loaded, PONTIAC GRAND AM SE 4 NEW, NEVER MOUNTED snow HONDA ACCORD LX, 1991: $17,500. Call Crossway Saab, CD/cassette, 115 K, mostly highSEDAN, 2005: 4-door, red, v6, tires: 175/70 R13. Nordman Inspected till 6/06. Asking $600.

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3.4 L, FWD, 13,188 miles, studdable. $160. 802-658-3138.

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SAAB VIGGEN TURBO, 2000: VW JETTA, 2005: IV GLS TDIAC/AM/FM/CD, sliding sun roof, 4 NOKIAN HAKKAPELIITTA SUV HONDA CIVIC, 1991: Rare, 4-door, hatchback, 5-speed, platinum gray, 19,500 miles, 5rear spoiler, cruise, power seat. snows, studded, used 4 months. great project or parts car, extras AM/FM/CD, heated front seats, speed, 40-50 mpg, mint, asking $13,474. Call Shearer, 658-1212.

P265 70/R16. Fits trucks/SUVs, incl. custom exhaust. Runs fine.

OnStar, silver met w/charcoal $19,500. 802-763-5232, Jim. PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 4Runner, Tundra, similar. New $500/OBO. Located in Sharon. gray. Call Crossway Saab, 802VW PASSAT, 2000: GLS, 59 K, 2005: 2-door, red, 4 cyl, 2.2 L, $600. Asking $200. Call 802-253802-763-8241, eves.

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5-speed, CD, alloys. $7900. 802FWD, 10,850 miles, AC/CD/ 0870, leave message.

HONDA CR-V EX, 1998: 5SATURN SC 2, 1996: 5-speed, 985-5799. cruise, power steering/windows/ ATV 540ES HONDA 2002 HEAVY speed, dark green, AWD, power ps, antilock trac control, 189 K, VW PASSAT WAGON, 1991: locks, rear spoiler. Blue book, DUTY SNOWPLOW. Red, mint doors/locks, alloys, snowtires on, rebuilt at 140 K. Inspected till Standard, runs well, 141 K, snow $13,450, asking $11,439. Call condition, 50 hours. Accessories, new summer tires incl., roof 4/06. Recent windshield, rear tires, needs work. $300. 802Shearer 658-1212. helmets, chains. Save $1900. rack, CD, excellent condition. brakes. Great in snow.

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PONTIAC VIBE, 2005: Sport Asking $5100. 802-878-4507. $7999. Call 802-225-1322. $1500/OBO. 802-893-0469. wagon, 4-door, gray, 4 cyl, 1.8 AUDI ALLOY RIMS. Set of 4, HONDA ELEMENT, 2003: Black, SATURN SC2, 1996: 186 K, L., FWD, 16.341 miles, AC/CD/ 15”. $75/OBO. 802-888-1196. auto, AWD. New condition, under rebuilt at 140 K. Trac, ps, pb, AM/FM, roof rack, cruise. Blue COOPER WEATHERMASTER warranty. 35 K. $14,900. 518recent windshield and rotors.

CHEVROLET SILVERADO LS, book, $15,890, asking $14,527.

S/T2 snow tires, 4, 195/65/R15.

282-9978. $1300/OBO. Lost job, must sell.

2000: 4X4, extended cab, 4Call Shearer, 658-1212.

Only 3,000 miles. $200/OBO. HYUNDAI ELANTRA: 4-door, 802-893-0469, great in snow. door, cap, 2-tone, 44 K, power SAAB, 1999: 5-speed, 5-door, 802-865-2145. standard. Great mileage, great SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, everything, tow-haul mode, very 108 K, fully loaded, leather, sun FOUR SNOW TIRES and rims. shape. Below book, $4500. Call 1993: 94 K, 5-speed, 6 disc good condition. $14,000/OBO. roof, CD, 4 winter tires on steel From a Volvo V70, 1998. Nearly Jim at 802-578-7064. changer, very minor rust. Engine, Call Bill at 802-425-2699. rims. Book value $7850, asking new mounted Hakkapeliitta Q’s trans. excellent. KBB price $2500, $6800. 802-223-7330 or 802size 205/60/R15. New cost, asking $1600/OBO. Moving, must 223-0303. approx. $700. Now $275. Call sell! 802-324-0373.

802-343-4728.

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Colchester to Stowe: Carpool wanted MThFSat, Sun, 8:30am6pm. Ref # 4117 Richmond to Montpelier: Looking for carpool M-F, 7:30am-4:00pm. Ref # 41175 Charlotte to FAHC: Looking to share the ride M-F, 7pm-7am.

Ref # 41136 Burlington, Russell Street to South Burlington, Cheese Traders: Share the ride in to work WThFSat, 8am. Ref # 41172 Hinesburg to Waterbury: M-F, 7:30am-5pm. Ref # 41037 Alburg to Burlington, FAHC: Looking for carpool M-F, 8:00am-4:30pm. Ref # 91524

Grand Isle to Waterbury State Complex: Carpool wanted M-F, 7-4, Ref # 91471 Isle La Motte to Burlington: Carpool desired M-F, 7:30am 4pm. Ref # 91465 Isle La Motte to Dorset Street, South Burlington.

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Montpelier to Burlington: How about carpooling? M-F, 8am-4:30pm. Ref # 142826 Barre to South Burlington: Share the commute M-F, 8:30am-5pm. Ref # 142827 Montpelier to Warren: Let’s share the ride M W F, 9am-6pm.

Ref # 142828 Barre to Green Mountain Coffee in Waterbury: Carpool needed M-F, 6am-3:30pm. Ref # 142829 E. Barre, Washington or Websterville to South Barre: Looking for ride M-Sun, varies.

Ref # 142842 Waitsfield to National Life: Share the ride M-F, 7:30am4:30pm. Ref # 142843 Barre to Woodstock: Looking to carpool M-F, 7:30am-4pm.

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Barre to Cabot Hosiery in Northfield: Looking for ride, shift varies. Ref # 142845 Queechee to Waterbury: Looking for shared commute MF. Ref # 142846 Waterbury or Montpelier to IBM: Want carpool M-F, 8am5pm. Ref # 142848 Montpelier to Williston: Share the commute M-F, 8am-4:30pm.

Ref # 142849 Plainfield to Burlington: Ride needed M-F, 7:30-5. Ref # 142850 Graniteville to St Johnsbury: Looking to carpool M-F, 8-4:30.

Ref # 142855 Barre to Williston: Let’s carpool M-F, 8-5. Ref # 142874 Montpelier to Essex Junction: Carpool M-F, 9am5pm. Ref # 142875

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington HUSKY MOLDED FLOOR LINERS, Subaru Outback, beige.

Clean, very new condition, wear only visible on driver side, front and back floor sets. $50. 802563-3303.

NOKIAN HAKKAPELITTA snow tires, size 205/55/r16. Fit Subaru WRX. 1 Hakk. 2 tire used, 1 Hakk. 1 tire lightly used. Call 847-204-2225.

SNOW TIRES 175/70/R13. Lots of aggressive tread w/3 rims and 4 hubcaps from Honda. $50. Call 802-425-5275.

SNOW TIRES: 4 Cooper, Snow Groove, Weather Master FT2, studded. Size 225-60/16. 2 used only one season, 2 used a few seasons.

Asking $150. 802-578-0420.

SNOW TIRES: 4, like new, P225/75R15, Jeep Goodyear Ultragrip studded. $300/OBO. Call Brad, 802-999-6711.

SNOW TIRES: Hancook 205/70/15, used one season on Honda CRV. Excellent tread. Set of 4, $100. Call Euan at 802861-6486.

SNOW TIRES ON RIMS, 21555/R16, for Firebird, Trans Am, Camaro. Goodyear, used one season, $600/original. Sell $225/OBO. 802-264-1953.

SNOW TIRES, P155/80 R13.

Cooper weather-master S/T. Used almost two seasons, on rims or not. $100/OBO. Call 802863-9025.

SNOWS! Get a hold of the road this winter. 175/70 R13.

Pacemark Steel Radials. Set used 1 season, great shape. $50 or barter. 802-434-6189.

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DODGE GRAND CARAVAN ES, 1996: 12 K, Seats 7, well equipped, excellent condition, runs great, new tires. Only 1 VT winter. Asking $3450. In Burlington. 802-236-9049.

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ALLOY RIMS UNLIMITED: Refinishing, straightening, new and used, consignment program.

Quality and integrity. 100% guaranteed. Call The Wheel Wizard today. 802-233-3636.

AUTOBAHN BODY WORKS, 4 Berard Drive, South Burlington.

Office, 802-862-0486. Audis, Volvos, AWDs, 5 in stock. Land Rover Discoverys, 3 in stock.

VWs: Jetta TDIs, Golf, Passat, 3 in stock. View our complete inventory at www.autobahnbody works.com. Contact Dan, 802316-7704, cell.

Barre to Burlington FAHC: Carpool wanted 7am-3:30pm, shifts vary. Ref # 142876 Middlesex to Montpelier: Carpool needed M-F, 8:15-2pm Ref # 142877 Essex Junction to Waterbury State Complex: VANPOOLERS WANTED! M-F, 7-4:15. Ref EJ to Waterbury Vanpool.

Bristol to Williston: Let’s carpool 7:45am-4:30pm. Ref # 10631 Vergennes to Williston: Let’s carpool M-F 8am-5:30pm. Ref # 10630 Ferrisburgh to Waterbury: Let’s carpool M-F, 7:30am-4pm.

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Country Cape in pristine condition nestled between two mountains and adjacent to Metcalf Pond in Fletcher.

Small fenced pasture for animals.Two car detached garage with storage attic above. Public access to Metcalf Pond for fishing and swimming.$199,900

Convenient location to downtown with off street parking, separate utilities, and updates to interior. $239,900

Delightful 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath Townhouse with a 1 car attached garage. Conveniently located near amenities.

8x10 privacy deck, 1st floor laundry, gas fireplace.

Fully appliance kitchen with maple cabinets. Some hardwood floors on 1st floor. $262,900

Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

Call Tony Shaw Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9580

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Large family home. 2300 sq. ft., 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms. Newer kitchen, natural woodwork, built-in cabinets, window benches, fireplace,in-ground pool and detached garage. $355,000 Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232

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BURLINGTON: Solomon house is a 19th century residence completely renovated into three modern condo apartments in the Old North End. 1-bedroom, $126,900, 2-bedroom, $147,900, 3-Bedroom, $197,900. 802-425-3551, 802318-2708 or info@solover monthomes.com, www.Solo VermontHomes.com.

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COLCHESTER: Free rent in exchange for evening and weekend companionship for elderly parent. Females only.

Criminal background and ref. req. 802-872-5874.

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BURLINGTON: Avail. 1/01, large 1-bedroom, $600/mo. +.

Also avail. 2/01, 1-bedroom, $450/mo., in 3-bedroom house. Near lake, river, on bus line, 2-car garage, 2 living spaces, W/D, quiet. 802310-8387.

BURLINGTON: Clean, laidback household looking for queer friendly, 3rd roommate, Old North End. On busline, 5 min. to downtown, porch, backyard. NS/ND. Low rent/utils. 802-318-6421.

Cape Style Home - Build package. 1500 sq. ft., 3 bedrooms, 2 baths situated on 2 acres. Can be ready in 14 weeks. Flooring and appliance allowance included.

Large covered front porch. Many other options/variations available. $239,000 Call Bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232

BURLINGTON: GF seeking BURLINGTON: Room avail. in LBGTQ-friendly housemate for charming 4-bedroom house.

2-bedroom, 2-bath home on Hdwd, porch, parking, W/D, Lakeview Terrace. Walk to very large yard, finished basedowntown/bike path/lake. ment, lots of space and many W/D, off-street parking, the plusses. Looking for relatively usual amenities. NS/pets, cat quiet and clean roommate. on premises. Prof./grad. pre$500/mo. + utils. Avail. 1/01.

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Room avail. furnished.

802-999-6519.

Long or short-term considered.

BURLINGTON: Roommate $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802wanted for an 18-year old 860-1944 if interested. male renting a handicapped accessible home. Interests incl. playing video games, Free being in the community, Pre-Approval! movies, beta fish and travelMark R.Chaffee ing in his Ford van. An ideal match would be a male, (802) 658-5599 x11 mature person or couple.

Personal care needed. Contact Marisa Hamilton, 802865-6173.

BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted! 2 basement rooms, BURLINGTON: Roommate share kitchen/bath space wanted to share 3-bedroom w/liberal family. New North apt. $333/mo. + 1/3 utils.

End/on busline. $375/mo., Close to downtown. Avail. pay weekly or monthly, no January. 353-7229. lease. W/D, tons of storage.

BURLINGTON: Share spacious Call 802-862-4467.

2-bedroom downtown apt.

BURLINGTON: Move in New w/environmentally conscious Year’s Day! Laid-back creative 31 YO, quiet, hdwd, W/D, types wanted for funky downparking. NS/ND. Cats provided, town apt. Musicians, painters, more welcome. 802-922-1349. writers, philosophers, freaks, $400/mo. + utils. etc. Large room avail. 1/0, BURLINGTON: St. Paul St. $450/mo. + dep. 802Share a beautiful 3-bedroom 355-8689. apt. w/2 considerate, clean, prof. females. Hdwd, W/D, parking, lake views, porches. $467/mo. +. Avail. 1/01.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Supercool, queer-friendly roommate to share 4-bedroom house, w/trans guy, geriatric BOLTON VALLEY: Trailside, 1Labrador and 3-yr.-old kid, bedroom, complete renovapart-time. You: laid back, responsible, 12/6/05 reasonably 11:03 AMneat.

Page 1 tions, gas heat, NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. 401-845Me: Same. Sense of humor, kid 9220, leave message. and dog friendly a must.

BRISTOL: 3-bedroom, roomy, $450/mo. +. 802-658-6090. dogs OK, incl.: parking, plow, trash, water/hot water, heat.

ESSEX JUNCTION CONDO: Available Now: 2-bed, Big yard, good landlord. No 1-bath, townhouse-style condo with appr. 1,307 laundry or hookups. $945/mo. sq. ft. of living space, including a large 3rd floor David, 802-734-1050. studio room.This home comes with a carport BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, 2nd floor, private entrance, and is close to schools, shopping, and a park. porch, coin-op W/D. Great Features include a front porch, back deck, second location, close to Church floor deck, and tiled bathroom. All appliances are St./waterfront/UVM. No pets. included in the sale. Pets are allowed! $775/mo. incl. heat, trash, Purchase Price: $136,620 water, off-street parking. 802- 38,120 * grant for income-eligible buyers 578-8903.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. $ 98,500 ** Amount needed to finance *Eligible buyer must be below 80% of area median income Walk to FAHC. Off-street parkwww.getahome.org ing, free W/D, hdwd, pets OK. Call Brandy 864-2620 Heat incl. $800/mo. 802233-1207.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, SOUTH STARKSBORO: BeauSOUTH BURLINGTON: 1.5-bath, garage, W/D, pool, tiful country home, 25 acres.

Looking for a responsible tennis, near Oakledge, close to NS/pets/kids. $500/mo. incl. housemate to share home off lake/bike trail. Avail. now. utils. + dep. 802-453-6677.

Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot $1200/mo. 802-863-6215.

WINOOSKI: 223A Malletts Bay tub, storage, parking, yard.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom Ave. Roommate wanted to Avail. now. $450/mo. + utils. condo, pool, tennis, carport, 2 share 2-bedroom apt. First 802-865-9627. mins. to bike path/lake, 1 cat floor of duplex w/W/D, D/W. OK, W/D. Quiet neighborhood.

Fenced front yard and deck $1050/mo. 802-434-2837. that is not shared w/other tenants. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. + sec. dep. 802-310-8791.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Prof. college/grad to share nice home and location. NS/pets. All amenities incl., ample parking and Internet use. Avail. now. $450/mo. 802-879-4226.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Single, 2x2-BCLTEssexcondo120705 responsible, dependable, professional, NS/ND/pets. $125/ weekly, incl. all. 802-879-1246.

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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, dogs neg. Clean, bright 2nd floor in duplex, new windows and appliances. Short-term lease poss. Off-street parking.

Trash, water, snow removal, yard care incl. Natural gas heat. Avail. immed. $975/mo.

802-233-1556 or email north ernproperty@together.net.

BURLINGTON: 206 Maple Street, 1-bedroom, 1-bath, parking, gas heat incl., no pets, $775/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1100 sq. ft., w/2 garage spaces and screened porch. $1250/mo. + elec. Avail. immed. Shelburne Rd. 1 mile south of Main St. 917547-7500.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apartment downtown Burlington, 56 Peru St. Trash, snow and water included. Offstreet parking space. $1125/mo. 802-658-5547.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. Roomy and in great shape. Ward St. Off-street parking, W/D, gas heat, fenced-in yard. Dogs OK. Avail. 12/1. $1200/mo.

David, 802-734-1050.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, hdwd, gas heat, parking, yard, W/D. Front and back porches.

Near downtown/UVM/FAHC. No smoking. $1200/mo. Avail.

1/1. 860-1443.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, Isham St. Walk to town and university, W/D, parking, storage, 2 porches, avail. 12/05. $1500/mo. + utils., lease +dep. 201-206-8702 or 802862-8068.

BURLINGTON: 317 North St. 4-bedroom house, subletters or full rental. W/D, off-street parking, yard. $470/mo., + utils. 802-310-7894.

BURLINGTON: 4+ bedroom, new renovation, hdwd, W/D hookups, 2nd floor. Avail. now. $1275/mo. Off-street parking. Section 8 OK, pets neg. 802-893-0000.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house, fireplace, large dining room, 2-bath, screened porch, W/D, parking. Near colleges. $2000/mo. 802-860-1443.

BURLINGTON: 99 Adams St., 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, offstreet parking, NS, gas heat, laundry in basement. $950/mo. +. Lease + refs.

Avail. immed. 802-578-8825.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 3bedroom, 42 Decatur St. Gas heat, W/D, AC, water, garbage/snow removal incl.

2nd floor. Pets OK. Off-street parking. $1200/mo. + utils.

Call Keith, 802-233-1307.

You can afford to own your own home.

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Call Diane at 802-764-6000 ext. 238 or Toll Free at 866-535-5390 ext. 238 www.libertyquestmortgage.com

BURLINGTON: Beautiful furnished 2-bedroom apt. Avail.

2/06 - 5/06. Parking, coin-op laundry, near UVM, NS/pets. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 802578-0487.

BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts for rent.

Burlington/Winooski-area.

Avail. immediately. $575$1300/mo. 864-4449.

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BURLINGTON: Bright, open, 1-bedroom apt. in historic Vermont House, 131 Main Street. Great location, quiet place. Parking, partial heat/AC costs incl. On-site coin-op laundry. $1015/mo. Call Sarah at 802-233-0422.

BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail now, room w/kitchenette. $460/mo. incl. heat, hot water and elec. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/ residence.

BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 802862-2680.

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BURLINGTON: Great location, downtown, 1-bedroom apt.

Lots of sunlight, nice building, NS/pets. $710/mo., low utils.

Incl. water/off-street parking.

Call Emily at 802-310-1317.

BURLINGTON: Hill section, 3bedroom house, South Union, hdwd, fireplace, off-street parking, wrap-around porch, gas heat. Avail. 1/10. $1500/mo. + utils. Pets OK. 802-310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Immaculate 4bedroom, 2.5-bath Redrocks townhouse. Near everything.

Garage, gas fireplace, W/D, walk to beach. Details and photos at www.mapsalive.com. $1800/mo. 802-496-9108.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, great S. Willard St. location, new kitchen, new paint, new carpets. NS. Avail. now. 6 month lease poss. $1150/mo.

802-233-3672. Wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t last long!

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, North Prospect house.

2-full baths, hdwd, porch, 2 off-street spaces, laundry, garden, large yard. Walk to UVM/Intervale. $1190/mo. incl. heat, electric. Some tenant tasks. Ref. 802-316-0006 or chapin@catamountain.net.

BURLINGTON: Large, 3-bedroom, near FAHC, mint condition, porch, W/D hookups, D/W, parking. $1375/mo. + utils. 802-862-4007.

BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, newly renovated, hdwd, new porch, off-street parking.

Avail. now. $995/mo. Section 8 OK and pets neg. 802893-0000.

BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. now. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. 3-bedroom, dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481, ext. 1021. www.neville co.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: New North end, cute 2-bedroom apt.

W/D, storage, off-street parking. $900/mo. + utils. Call 802-985-9864.

BURLINGTON: Newly remodeled 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, dep. req. $850/mo. Incl. heat.

Flex. lease. Pets neg. Avail. now. Call Jim at 802-578-7064.

BURLINGTON: North and Willard. 2-bedroom. Upstairs.

W/D, parking. No pets. $850/mo. + utils. 372-4890.

BURLINGTON: Renovated condo, laundry, gas, parking, 1.5-bath, $1050/mo. Large 3bedroom, basement, gas, parking, $950/mo. No dogs. 802862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Spacious, attractive, 3-bedroom apt., off-street parking, easy walk downtown. $950/mo. NS. Avail. 1/07. 802-425-5171.

BURLINGTON: St. Paul St., 2bedroom, off-street parking, NS/dogs. $775/mo. Avail. 1/1.

802-318-8375 or 802-999-1543.

BURLINGTON: Studio apt. on ground floor of condo. Full bath, separate entrance, all utils., near hiking/xc trails/ bike path/lake. Avail. 1/01. $650/mo. 802-373-5828.

COLCHESTER: Beautiful 2bedroom house, W/D, full basement, nice yard, sun room, garage, less than 10 min. to Burlington. $1350/ mo. Call 802-655-4583.

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BURLINGTON: Solomon house is a 19th century residence completely renovated into three modern condo apartments in the Old North End. 1bedroom, $126,900, 2-bedroom, $147,900, 3-Bedroom, $197,900.

802-425-3551, 802-318-2708 or info@solovermonthomes.com, www.SoloVermontHomes.com.

COLCHESTER: Great 3-bedroom house, fully furnished, incl. TVs, plates, etc. Lake view, beach close by, W/D, garage. $900/mo. + . Full ref., dep. + lease req. NS/pets.

Avail. 1/01. Joe 802-6603140, message.

YOUR HOUSE HERE: Advertise your FOR SALE BY OWNER, $35/week for 25 words and photo or $60/2 weeks.

Contact Katherine 802-864-5684 classified@sevendaysvt.com

ESSEX: 3-bedroom, 2-full bath house. Totally renovated, new appliances, new furnace, covered porch, large yard, garage, basement, hdwd, W/D hookup. $1300/mo. +deposit/ lease/credit check. NS/pets.

802-373-0893 or enginuity@ adelphia.net.

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housing for UVM students, is now leasing for January 2006!

Apply individually, or with a group, for a two to four bedroom apartment-style suite. All apartments are fully furnished and include utilities, cable and wireless broadband connectivity.

CALL 8 02. 655 .32 0 0 OR VISIT S P INNER P L A CE .CO M COLCHESTER: Spacious and bright 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath, two living areas, W/D, D/W, large fenced backyard, garage, smoking OK, pets neg. Avail. now $1000/mo. 802-846-9568.

COLCHESTER: Two apts. Small 1-bedroom, great location off Exit 17, clean. $600/mo., avail. now. Large 2-bedroom, renovated, very nice. Avail.

1/01. $750/mo. Both incl. water, trash, snow removal.

802-849-6009.

ESSEX: 1-bedroom, well lit basement. Spacious, fireplace, full bath. NS/pets. $650/mo.

First, last + dep. Ref. req.

Avail. 02/01. 802-652-6821 or jsnegre@hotmail.com.

ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom, 1.5 bath apt. Close to 5 corners w/off-street parking, laundry hookups and storage.

Gas heat, hot water incl. No pets. Refs. a must. $950/mo. + dep. Call Paul at 802879-3117.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Large 2bedroom, off-street parking, convienent location, avail. immed. $875/mo. incls. heat.

Call Jeff, 802-879-9491.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Main Street , 2-bedroom downstairs, 3/4 bath, garage, pets OK. $875/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Sugartree, 2-bedroom townhouse, end unit, full basement, W/D hookups, carport, no pets, $1050/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200, ext. 229.

$35/week for 25 words and photo or $60/2 weeks.

Contact Emily, 802-864-5684.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Winter sublet, quiet setting, quality furnishings, immed. occupancy, incl. all utils. $1000/mo.

NS/pets. Refs. req. Please call 802-598-3091.

FAIRFAX: Country living 25 minutes from Burlington. 3bedroom, 2 full bath, 2001 built ranch on 60 acres of fields, woods, streams, and trails. Front loading W/D. Pets neg. Avail. 12/15. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-233-2089.

FAIRFAX: Spacious 1-2 bedroom apt. 30 min. to Burlington, 15 to Smuggs.

Large yard, W/D, private entrance. $700/mo. or less if you have handy skills! 802849-6711.

HINESBURG: Route 116.

Avail. now, 2-bedroom. $810/mo. incl. heat and hot water. Parking, no pets.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481, ext. 1021 or www.nevilleco.com/residence.

JERICHO: Large, studio apt., fully furnished, 600 sq. ft., incl. everything, even Internet, long distance phone.

5 min. from I-89, 18 min. from Burlington. $1000/mo.

802-899-3929.

MILTON: House on lake, 3bedroom, 2-bath. First, last, dep. req. $1800/mo. Jean, 802-229-1038.

MILTON: Short-term furnished/equipped quaint 1bedroom. Queen bed, full bath. W/D, satellite TV, heat, power, snow, trash/recycling, local phone all incl. $1000/mo. 802-893-2724.

MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT: Enjoy it from one of our spacious, upscale houses, condos or apartments in the greater Burlington, Waterbury, Montpelier area. Choose from more than 70 locations, shortterm or long, city or rural, 1, 2 or 3-bedroom, 1 or 2 baths, some w/D/W, W/D, 2-car garage, streams and acreage. $650-$1795/mo. Parkside Properties, 407 Barre St., Montpelier. 802-229-0004.

NORTH HERO: Lakefront. 2bedroom. Quiet, cozy. $800/mo. 657-2642.

RICHMOND VILLAGE: 1-bedroom apt. Newly renovated with new appliances, bathroom, kitchen and windows.

Parking, Cats OK. Avail. now. $700/mo. 802-363-8704.

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WATERVILLE: 2-bedroom, spacious, new, efficient home on 32 acres, between Jay and Smugglers’ . $1100/mo. 8022x3-BCLTshelburne120705 644-8716.

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WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, sunny, wood floors. Basement storage, W/D. Off-street parking, garden space, gas PM heat, Page stove, 1 12/5/05 6:31 D/W, microwave. $885/mo. + dep. dvdsmkns@yahoo.com or 893-4481.

S. BURLINGTON: Spacious 1bedroom, furnished condo. All new floors/carpet. W/D, DW. Avail. Jan. 7 - June 30.

OPEN HOUSE HOURS: $850/mo. + utils. No Two still pets/smoking. Incl. trash and January 7, 1-3 pm available plowing. 802-863-6791. ready for AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION S. BURLINGTON: Sunny 3move in! bedroom apt. W/D hookups, HOMES FOR SALE heat, HW, trash, plowing, lawn, off-street parking incl.

Shelburne $1200/mo. No dogs. No smokFourteen 3-bedroom, 1 and 2 bath homes. A ing. Avail. Jan. 15, 6-month mix of single family homes, flats and townlease. 862-8664. homes. A prime location on Harbor Road off SHELBURNE: 3-bedroom of Rt. 7, near Shelburne Elementary and surcondo. W/D, pool/tennis, 2.5 rounded by protected open space. All homes baths. 10 mins. from Burlingcome with a garage and a small private yard. ton. Avail. 1/1. $1375/mo. + 1,126 or 1,332 sq. feet. $188,900 - $196,900 with a $30,000 down payutils. Call 899-3095. ment grant for eligible buyers SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 2(mortgage amount: $158,900 - $166,900). bath, office, completely renovated, close to Burlington/ Reserve yours today!

I89, open floor plan, W/D, www.getahome.org • Call Brandy at 864-2620 D/W, hdwd throughout, 2-fireplaces, screened porch, 2-car garage, partially finished basement. $1700/mo., avail now.

802-846-9568.

SHELBURNE: Spacious 6-room WESTFORD: 2-3 bedroom WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom unit, apt. avail. immed. 1-bedroom,9/12/05 1x1-mortgage-022305 4:18apt., PM 1200 Page farmhouse sq. 1ft., near Saint Michael’s and I-89.

1-bath, parking. $875/mo.

NS, 10-acre country setting, Easy access to Burlington. incl. heat. 802-238-4574 or nice view, enclosed porch.

Incls. heat. One cat allowed.

518-786-1566.

Lease, dep. req. $850/mo. $900/mo. 802-846-7849.

802-849-6807.

WINOOSKI: 219 Malletts Bay Free Ave. 3-bedroom house w/W/D, WILLISTON: Townhouse, D/W. Avail. immed. Fenced short-term lease for 2-bedPre-Approval! front yard and porch. $1250/ room, 1.5 bath, W/D, gas fireMark R. Chaffee mo. + utils. + sec. dep. 802place, garage. NS/dogs.

(802) 658-5599 x11 655-4604. $1150/mo. Call 802-373-2002.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt., Avail. 1/01. Off-street parking, avail. immed. Close to center coin-op laundry, new appliof town with plenty of parkances, pets OK. All utils. incl. ing. Cats OK. $1050/mo. Call SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bed$800/mo., +/-50. ORC Property Sarah at 802-233-2212 for room, 1-bath condo. No pets.

Management, 802-383-5406, more info.

New carpet and paint, pool, email ORC@ilovermont.com.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, gas W/D and parking on site. Gas heat, W/D hookups, parking.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom w/full heat. $795/mo. 1 year lease, $1100/mo. + utils. Deposit, kitchen, living room, 3/4 bath. avail. 12/01. Call John, 802and back covered porchreferences required.

Front 2x2-Libertyquest080305 11/8/05 8:11 AMCallPage 1 878-7685.

864-7752. es. Gas heat. No pets. $650/ SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedmo. + dep. Call 802-655-3325. room, 1.5 bath, townhouse.

Avail. immed. $1100/mo. W/D, D/W, hdwd, carport, pool, patio, NS. 617-833-7816.

Don’t Trust the Most Important Financial SOUTH BURLINGTON: Decision of Your Life to Just Anyone Furnished 2-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, D/W, gas heat, large # Low rates that will save backyard w/access to wooded you thousands of dollars trails, plenty of storage, mins. # Fast personalized service from I89. Avail. now- 5/1. $1200/mo. incl. utils. 802# Local experience you can trust 846-9568.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 121 Park Ave. Furnished or unfurnished, new Williston, VT 2-bedroom, 2-bath, Lancaster condo w/open floor plan, heat 802-764-6000 # Toll Free: 866-535-5390 and hot water incl., W/D, D/W, patio, garage, exercise room. www.libertyquestmortgage.com Avail. now - 6/1 $1500/mo.

802-846-9568.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 2nd WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, gas SOUTH HERO: Post-and-beam floor, dogs neg. Very clean, hot/air, off-street parking, home rental, Jan. - May, on quiet duplex, new windows, 2 dep., application, refs. the lake. NS/pets. Ref. + sec. porches, hdwd, claw-foot $1025/mo. + utils., no pets. dep. req. $1200/mo., heat tub/shower, new appliances.

802-652-9099, anytime. incl. 802-372-4784.

Off-street parking for 2, NS. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom house, UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedAvail. 12/01. Short-term lease, dogs neg., W/D, roomy, yard, room home on 3-acres of $850/mo. 802-233-1556. north deck, parking. Close to interwoods, w/flower and berry ernproperty@together.net. state/downtown. Very good garden, wood stove, claw-foot landlord. Avail. 1/01. Credit WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom. Avail. tub, piano. Avail. 1/01. First check req. $1250/mo. Call now. Off-street parking, close month free. $1500/mo. + utils.

David, 802-734-1050. to FAHC and on busline. Water Month-to-month. 999-7848. and garbage removal incl.

WINOOSKI: Avail. now.

VERGENNES: 1-bedroom, sec$850/mo. + dep. Call 373Renovated, medium-size, 2ond floor apt. Close to down0229. bedroom, full bath, gas, parktown. Off-street parking. No ing, no pets. $800/mo. 802smoking/pets. $535/mo. + 862-7467. utils., deposit. 985-5478, evenings.

WINOOSKI: Large 2-3 bedroom, 2-level apt., sublet avail. 1/01 - 6/01, w/option to renew. Low heating bill, on bus line, close to laundromat, restaurants and shopping. Incl. off-street parking. Pets neg. $925/mo. 802-655-2394.

WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3bedroom, 2 level, convenient location, on bus line, gas heat, off-street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $1025/mo. + utils. 802-399-9576.

WINOOSKI: Sunny, spacious, 1-2 bedroom in quiet neighborhood. Remodeled kitchen, bathroom and hdwd. Parking, close to all amenities. $750/mo. 802-434-6671.

WINOOSKI: Unfurnished, 1bedroom apt., 1st floor, parking. $550/mo. No pets. 802878-6022.

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BURLINGTON: Quiet, 28 YO male, seeks reasonably priced room w/one roommate, no students. Email ocean_of_ice@ hotmail.com.

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4 commercial props.

BRANDON: Retail storefront for rent. 1495 sq. ft., restored historic building over the Neshobe River. 802-247-9108. Join our vibrant downtown.

4 office space

BURLINGTON: Beautiful, bright downtown office space w/waiting room for sublet/share. Off Main St., free parking. Perfect for massage, psychotherapy.

Full/half days, weekends. 802899-2400, ext.1, Gail.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront.

Distinctive and unique office/retail space.

Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com.

4 space for rent

WILLISTON: 1800 sq. ft. heated warehouse w/office, loft and overhead door near Taft corners. $1450/mo. Call Mick, 802863-4128.

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4 storage for rent BURLINGTON: 99 Adams St. Off-street parking $35/mo.

Winter storage in garage $125.

Dec. thru April. 802-578-8825.

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BURLINGTON: Hill section, 3bedroom house, South Union, hdwd, fireplace, off-street parking, wrap around porch, gas heat. Avail. 1/10. $1500/mo. + utils. Pets OK. 802-310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Subletter needed! 1/01-5/31. 26 Greene St. $425/mo. + utils. Call 802578-8302 for more info.

BURLINGTON: Subletter needed Jan. - May. 2-bedroom. $450/mo. + utils. Top of Buell St. 5 min. walk to downtown or campus. Girl preferred.

Contact Marla at 802343-6969.

BURLINGTON: Subletters needed from Jan. - May. 3 rooms avail. Great location, top of College St. $450/mo. + utils. W/D, off-street parking.

Price neg. 315-481-6979.

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Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $450/mo. incl. all utils. and parking. Hdwd and incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com.

WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly.

Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 3243291, or ivanland@aol.com.

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DATE MY MOM! 54 YO, BUT LOOKS FAR younger, DPF, active in the community, loves to be outside, run/bike/hike/ski.

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IMAGINE JOY! LET’S LIVE IT. IMAGINE love! Let’s be it. Creative, intuitive, youthful, fit, attractive, NS, vegetarian, SWF, following her own heart song seeks divine connection w/NS, SM, 50s-60s age range for heavenly bliss and down-toearth companionship. 9871

54 YO WSF, NS, OUTGOING, RETIRED, enjoys hiking, biking, xc skiing, travel, volunteer work, horseback riding, have a cat, snowmobiling, motorcycling, volleyball. Looking for friendship first. 9960

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ISO someone who isn’t egotistical, has a sense of humor, won’t try to change me, just complete me. 9840

WITH HUMILITY OF MIND AND TENDERness of heart, SBF, 40ish, ISO SBM over 35 YO. It would take more than 40 words to describe what I desire in you, so if you fit the description, next step is on you. 9951

SWF 28 YO SEEKS M 28-35 YO. MUST like kids. I am fun, caring, honest, outdoorsy and a cuddler. Like movies, music, trying new things, looking for LTR. 9835

SWPF, NS, 47 YO. CAT WOMAN, BUT NOT crazy. Nice lady, intelligent, zaftig, independent. ISO employed, NS gentleman, 38 YO - early 50s for companionship, perhaps more. Please also like wine, firesides, good food, seashores, sunning, books, movies and quiet times. 9905

26 YO SWM SEEKS NICE, COUNTRY GIRLS, 18-30 YO, no games, for LTR. I like movies at home, hiking, 420, music. 5’9, slim build. Love kids and animals. 1251

38 YO F, WARM, CARING, LOVES COUNTRY living, soft music, camping. Specifically seeking very tall, black-haired, well-built M w/good old-fashioned morals. A gentleman who won’t rush me. Believe me, I am for real. Where are you? 9877

SWM 35 YO, LOOKING FOR LOVE. NEVER found it and worried I may never find it!

ISO mid 20’s- mid-30’s in same boat, good looking, who loves movies, bike riding, kids, Nascar. To you money doesn’t matter. NS/ND/NA. 1249

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My Grandmother did and she lived to be 91! Let’s follow her example. Call me.

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DWP, FATHER, ONE W/THE OUTDOORS, old hippie, thin, strong, hardworking, good-looking. I love skiing our Western mountains, freedom-loving and yet I will give you full attention when we are together. 1241

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SWM, 50 YEARS YOUNG, BLONDE, 5’8, fit as ever. Seeking soulful, special sister for today and tomorrow. Short in stature, kind in word. Someone at peace w/past scars, but has some. Let’s laugh and snuggle for Christmas. 1230

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1160 A CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU. SM, 5’9, NS, mid-aged, kind, caring, romantic, runner, hiker, loves folk guitar, children, books, nature. Dreams the impossible dream: to meet you, to get published, to share love w/you. A 1:2713er. 1159 SWPM ISO HELP. AGE OF DUMB. BOOKS archaic, music loud, cell phones everywhere. Parties? Laugh at nothing. Need conversation, unpredictability, raucous humor. Please be adult, 30-50 YO, attractive, bold. For? That’s the question. 1154 DWM 47 YO 5’10, 150 LBS., FIT, WITTY, romantic, liberal, gentle, devoted, naughty, outdoorsy, average-good looks.

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Do you like garden dirt, blue jeans, painted nails, lingerie, laughing, cuddling, movies, Chinese food? 1153 50 YO M SEEKS F FOR FUN AND EXCITEment Mission: to revisit ‘60s and ‘70s.

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TRYING SOMETHING NEW, SW FATHER, musician, reserved but not shy, enjoys music, outdoors, 34 YO, fit and healthy, looking for NS, SWF, 30-34 YO, to share adventures or quiet times. North of Burlington. 1060 I SAW YOU WHILE I WAS DREAMING AND felt so close to you. I awoke wondering if you were waking, too. Oh, it was so real.

SM at the crossroads seeks SF w/leopard skin pill box hat. 1048 SWM, A TRUE ROMANTIC. GOOD JOB, have my own money. Work out daily, great shape. Looking for SF, 25-35 YO for dinner and LTR. No games, and should be in good shape. 1047 ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM! LET’S MOTORCYCLE upon the roads less traveled. SPM, financially, emotionally secure, college grad., active and fit. ISO SF, 33-43 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, swimming, hiking, scuba diving, trips to Montréal, your interests, possible LTR. 1046 SWM, 23 YO, TALL AND THIN, ATTRACtive, organic, calm, musician/singer, massage therapist seeks sexy and wise female 18-25 YO for cuddling, reading, lovemaking, being ridiculous, dancing. Call and we’ll have tea somewhere. 1040 HIP, SMART, FUNNY, GOOD-LOOKING, prof. M, 53 YO, seeks woman, 30-50 YO, for conversation, music, travel, skiing, margaritas, thumb-wrestling (and other sports). Joy, happiness, adventure and sex can happen! Extra credit for playing a musical instrument. 1039 SWM, 38 YO, HANDSOME M LOOKING TO meet a nice lady between 24-42 YO for LTR. Start out as friends and then see. I am 5’7, 165 lbs., blue eyes, brown hair.

9994 WPM, HERE FOR A YEAR, ISO ARRANGEment w/adventurous lady or ladies on casual or occasional basis. CD w/toys and desire to fulfill, willing and wild. All calls will be answered. Montpelier area. 9991 SWM, 50 YO, ISO SAF, 35-50 YO, TO enjoy life with. Secure, home, outdoors man, easygoing, caring, honest, hate abusive people. ISO lady to cuddle by fire with, must be caring and enjoy life.

Possible LTR. 9972

61 YO M SEEKING LTR W/SOPHISTICATED 50-60 YO lady. Must enjoy walks, bike rides, dinners, movies, rides in the country and home time. 9961 SWM, 48 YO, D/D-FREE, TALL, SLIM, athletic, fit, multi-interests in the arts, sports and social activism. ISO single, attractive, healthy, fit, NS, D/D-free, any race, 30-55 YO F for casual or LTR. 9956 DWM, 50 YO YOUTHFUL, LONGHAIRED, very clean, health-concious, 5’8, 155 lbs.

From rural Maine. ISO warm, willing, F for mutually satisfying times, from message exchange, sexual thrills or companionship. Whatever we are comfortable with.

35-60 YO, race unimportant. 9949 SWM LOOKING FOR SWF, 30-50 YO WHO enjoys a lot of TLC. I love to walk, cuddle, dance. Trustworthy, honest, no head games. Seeking SWF w/same interests who loves to be pampered. 9880 HOLIDAYS ALONE? ME, TOO. SWM, 43 YO, smoker. Aged well. ISO F, 30-52 YO who enjoys music, dancing, Nascar, good food and drink, is outgoing, likes herself and looking for romance, passion and LTR. Much more. 9872 HEY, Y’ALL. I’M LOOKING FOR A REDNECK woman, not no high-class broad.

Don’t want no Barbie-doll type. Got a baby on your hip, that’s all right w/me.

Here’s to all the redneck girls. Hell, ya!

Me: 42 YO, SWM. 9870 NEARLY 40 YO SWM WOULD LIKE TO meet you in person or at least by phone.

Like to hike, cross-country ski, music, writing, cats, cooking and children. Wish to sit and talk. 9837

33 YO ATTRACTIVE F ISO ATTRACTIVE F, femme or soft butch, 25-45 YO. LTR, spend time with. I am a fun-loving woman w/many qualities. I’m very active.

If you’re ready for the trip of a lifetime, then we must chat! 9959

men > men CHRISTIAN GM, EARLY 60S, 6’1, 170 lbs., in shape, br/br w/many interests incl. music, antiques, flea markets, gardening, local travel, reading. Seeks Christian gay for dating, monogamous LTR. 1212 36 YO BIWM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE between 18-32 YO who has little to no experience as I do, to meet discreetly. I am D/D free as you should be also. 1165 GWM, 30 YO, GOOD LOOKING, CLEANcut. Seeking nice, honest, guy w/a sense of humor. I believe in love and haven’t found it. Please help! If you are a lover, not a player, call this ad! 1127 59 YO, GWM SEEKING GM FOR LTR. AGE, looks not important. Looking for roomie to move in w/and share expenses and bed. I’m 5’9, 200 lbs., clean, discreet. If this is what you are looking for, let’s talk. 1062 GWM, 45 YO, 5’7, 160 LBS. LIMBER, long-lasting, likes affection. ISO same type of M for passionate overnight interludes. French kissing a must. Versatile is a plus. Don’t be shy, all responses taken seriously. 1043

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Let’s get together if you dare. 9990

WOMAN, 64 YO, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, emotionally and physically healthy, seeks friendship, w/spiritually grounded, gentle, vibrant, S/NS, M. 1158

35 YO BIM, 5’8”, 225 LBS., LOOKING FOR discreet daytime fun in central VT. Very oral, likes to give and receive. Looking for BI or GM. Age, race, size not important. 9958

DWF, 65 YO, SMUGGS-AREA BEAUTY. NS/NS/ND. ISO vital DM, 65ish. Ski w/”grand ones.” Solo traveler. Take Grand Canyon mule ride? Dancer. “Haven home” sharing and a legacy fossil project.

Creative problem solver. Not “rager” type.

Life-focused very valued. 1049

WHAT MEASURES THE BREADTH AND depth of “the gay man in character?”

Brown eyes, 6’3”, into the arts, humor a must. Will respond to those who write or call — in the end, it’s reaching out that matters most, in my opinion! 9941

women > women ATHLETIC, 22 YO TOMBOY, 5’2 W/ HAZEL eyes and short, light brown hair. Very outgoing, fun, open-minded and romantic, who enjoys movies, music and animal lover. Seeking 18-25 YO, SGF, reasonably attractive, fun, romantic, outgoing, NS/ND. I have a big heart and I need more than kitty to fill it. LTR. 1157

BIWM, 40S, LOOKING FOR BI/G M, 18-35 YO for winter fun in and out of bed. Clean, NS, you too. 9933 TENDER, ROMANTIC TOP SEEKS BEAUTIful, young bottom. I’m a masculine, fit and attractive 32 YO who’s totally into fulfilling the needs, wants and desires of a passionate, young (20s) prince. First timers, bi-curious welcome. Explore your wild side. Call now. 9930 BIWM, 32 YO, 5’9, 170 LBS., ATTRACTIVE, clean and very discreet. Into oral or like to use my butt w/the right guy. You: cute, in shape, gotta boyfriend. My fantasy if a threesome. Call me. 9928

BIM ISO WELL-ENDOWED M, 40 YO OR younger and in shape. I’m sincere and discreet, also slim. I will be your slave boy to please you as you want. Just call and leave name and number. Will answer all. 9878 HEALTHY, GOOD-LOOKING, FIT 29 YO ON the d/l dude looking for a similar buddy.

B and H encouraged to respond. Be on the d/l, healthy, fit and be cool.

Champlain Valley only. Let’s chill. 9848

bi seeking ?

BI CURIOUS M, 43 YO, 5’11, ISO M/F/CU to meet w/and see where it can lead.

Open for most things, give me a call. Let’s heat up the cold winter. 1240 MABI/M ISO MA M OR F TO SERVICE orally. No reciprocation necessary. Be serious and discreet. All calls answered.

Leave first name, number and best time to call. 1234 SWF,25 YO, STRAWBERRY BLONDE, BLUEgreen eyes, 38 B,170, seeking SF or M for sexual fun. Must be D/D free, have a nice personality, sense of humor and an adventurous side. 1233 STRAIGHT-ACTING 34 YO BIWM ISO same. Never had a “relationship” w/M, but curious to find the right one to turn me on. 1147 BI-CURIOUS M ISO 18-50 YO M IN NEED of oral relief. Love to please. Very discreet. You be d/d free and ready to have a great sexual time. No reciprocation necessary, just lay back and enjoy. 9993 WIFE/GIRLFRIEND NOT DOING THE “JOB”?

Attractive guy, 30s, seeking guys 18-48 YO, 6’+ not overweight, who need to receive hot bjs. Nice guy here, private house, privacy assured, willin’ to travel, so call. 9976

just friends I WANT TO PRACTICE GERMAN AND MEET adventurous people to share outdoor adventures. 1134 SWF, 49 YO, LOOKING FOR F COMPANion(s), not a lesbian relationship, strictly platonic. Interested in sharing and talking about books, TV, movies, dating experiences, cooking, life experiences/adventures, shopping, expand our social circles.

Must be smart but not pompous, have a good sense of humor, fun, supportive, caring. Mentor, friend. Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Golden Girls. 9992

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MACU LOOKING FOR F FOR FUN AND friendship. Not looking for just a one-time thing. If you’re interested in learning more, please leave me a message. 1059 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE AND fun? So are we! MACU seeks BIM/F or CU for adult gatherings. ND. Light drinkers OK. Age, size and race not an issue. Fun and safe. Discretion is a must. 1054 WCU ISO BIF OR CU W/BIF TO ENJOY the pleasure of sensual dining out and the exotic pleasure of watching a CU explore their tactile menu. 35 YO +. 1051 ATTRACTIVE, EROTIC, CU SEEKING SEXY, BI-curious SF, to engage in our first-time threesome. Call if you would like to meet.

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SWF, 25 YO, STRAWBERRY BLONDE, blue-green eyes looking for a SBM for sexual fun. Must be 26-38 YO, single, D/D free, 8”+, willing to please and considerate. 9988

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This 48 YO dominant M can lend you a hand. I can put that reddish rose color back in your cheeks. 1135 SW, 30S, IN SHAPE, SEEKS TO ORALLY satisfy married or SF, D/D free, no strings, very discreet, give me a call. You will not be disappointed. 1053 MARRIED MALE SEEKING COMPANIONship from F. The wife won’t put out and I am ready to explore. Want to try oral, maybe more. 18-35 YO. 1038 EXPERIENCED, SEXY, LOVING, CARING M, 36 YO. Looking for wild times w/younger F into sharing in consensual bondage games. Require adventurous spirit, discretion, no STDs, ND. Bring fantasies, desires. So much life, trust, respect to share w/lovely vixen. 9971 MAWM, 50 YO, SEEKS F FOR FUN AND adult fun. Must be clean and discreet.

Expect same. Average guy. Looking for good times. 9954 BURLINGTON-AREA WIDOWER SEEKING sexual companionship from either sex.

Not into anal sex but willing to offer penetration or oral satisfaction. 9847 25 YO, GREAT SHAPE ISO BI F, 25-35 YO. Want to put spice back in your life?

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SEMIPROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER W/A job as an attorney seeking F, CU, endowed M, minimal piercing, for photography work. General to partial nudity, totally at the discretion of the models. Good sense of humor. 1247

12/2 LANGDON ST., YOU: PETTING MY dog tied to meter. ME: Looking out open door of shop. My dog, great judge of people, unusually excited to see someone he doesn’t know. Nice smile. Maybe we should know you! 1254

41 YO, MAWM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, ENDOWED, thick. ISO CU in reasonable shape to experiment w/. I’m straight, yet curious about mild Bi experience. Open to suggestions.

Respectful, discreet, disease-free, expect same. I’m in the Montpelier area. 1242

MY HANDSOME TENNIS PLAYER: FROM the moment your smile gave me butterflies in my tummy, I knew. I’m so sorry I’ve been such a cranky pants lately.

Thank you for being patient with me. I’ll make it up to you. 1252

20 YO SWM FRESH OUT OF DIVORCE looking for SF to spice things up. I am 6’5”, 190 lbs., dark hair, pierced, sensual, naughty. You are slender, long hair, pretty eyes, soft skin, under 30 YO. I am waiting. 1228

BLONDE HOTTIE W/HUSKY... THE LONG cold winter is better w/someone like you to chill with. Remember being pulled behind dad’s truck in the snow? I’m glad we’re sisters. I love you. 1250

WM, 29 YO, GOOD-LOOKING AND RICH. Seeking a smokin’ hot party girl to tear it up when I’m in B-town two times a month. You: 21-39 YO, hot, and ready to go! No strings! 1213 SWM, 39 YO, MEDIUM HEIGHT/BUILD, ISO fun, submissive F, fun and games.

420 OK. Race not important. 1161

PETE, YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE AND woke me up inside. They said we would never last but here we are a year later more in love then ever. Your daughter and I adore you. 1248 COREY, RECENTLY DIVORCED, YOUNG SON, very attractive, mid 20s, saw you 12/14.

Kicked myself after you left for not asking you out. Second chance? You won’t be disappointed. Wanna get dinner or a movie?

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Always, Miss P. 1245 WELL, BOINKER DUDE, MISSED YOUR birthday. But didn’t xmas. Does mistletoe grow on mountains or in cabins on the mountain? If not, maybe we should plant some. It’s all in the kiss, baby. My guide I will always remember. 1244 A SCHOOL TEACHER BY DAY, A SEXY Dark angel by night. Can you feel the weight of my stare? Let’s relive all of our pleasure pictures in my mental Rolodex all over again. 1243 TO A TALL, DARK, CURLY-HAIRED MAN named Liam w/a chocolate lab at City Market, 12/14. Would love to get to know you. Fancy a pint? 1238 HEY, ISLAND GIRL, SORRY I COULDN’T stand in the sun without getting burned.

I hope my rash hasn’t caused you too much pain. I am looking for the cure and hope to stand in your light again someday. 1236 I SPY THE GIRL ON THE LEDGE, WHO kept me from the edge. Our vulnerabilities laid bare, under the Great Blue Heron’s stare, my burden you share. Love, loyalty and friendship I pledge. 1235 LOOKING FOR THE TANZANIAN BEAUTY last seen roaming the Montpelier area, I haven’t felt your presence in awhile. I miss you. 1232

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I MISS MY STEEL DRAGON! CO HAS TAKEN you away for awhile, but I hope to have you back in VT soon. Looking forward to seeing you in the Keys. Love ya. 1221

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WINDJAMMER TINKERBELL: YOUR BLONDE ambition makes me weak in the knees! Can I be your Peter Pan? 1220

RITE-AID MONTPELIER, DECEMBER 8.

6:15 p.m. You: Blonde hair, black, down coat, filling script, deciding about time release vs. regular. Me: Asking about canker sore medicine for my 11 yr. old daughter. You: The best eyes and smile.

I’m single, except for my daughter, please have tea w/me. The universe provides in unusual ways. 1164

BANGKOK BISTRO, SUNDAY EVENING, 12/11. You: The lovely waitress w/the long, dark curls. Me: The young man w/a beard and a red sweater who was driven to distraction every time you walked by.

How about coffee sometime? 1219 I SPY A CHOCOLATE BROWN HAIR Waterbury Christmas wonder. You are a great teacher and mother. You always made me smile when I felt so alone. I love you and you don’t even know it. 1217 MR. NEIGHBOR DADDY: SOY UN TONTO, yo siempre quise ser verdadero con usted, el temor impidiÃ? el paso mi propio temor me saboteÃ? Te quiero, para verdadero. Si yo le vi otra vez bajo circunstancia diferente, yo serÃ? a verdadero. 1216 I SPY JO’S BEAUTIFUL SMILE AT ROUND table. My high is the lazy days I spend w/you, my low is walking out your door.

Merry Christmas and back to back New Year’s parties? 1215

YOUR ROOMIE FIFTY TOLD US “WE’RE going to party like it’s .37 birthday!”

Happy birthday to our favorite postman.

Shots on us. Stamp it! 1152 YOU CALLED ME GREEN SHOES AND accused me of following you on 12/8 after lunch. I guess you must really have needed your groceries, because you ran away so fast. I wish you hadn’t. Blue Eyes. 1150 PORCHETTA, THANKS FOR HOLDING THE corners through Chianti, your breath in Venice, and the door in Roma. I remain yours and Cleopold’s beholden poet, Mario. 1149 TO THE GORGEOUS BLONDE WHO HAS amazing taste and a killer smile. I loved your style and the haircut you gave me.

Hope you have/had an awesome birthday!

Reading is fun. 1148

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I SPY THE BEST PANINI-EATING CREW OUT there! I have a blast every Thursday and could not ask for better friends. Keep up the appetite! L- The Panini Master. 1231 BED, BATH AND BEYOND, ON MONDAY 12/5, 5 p.m. Pretty red! You gave me your 20% discount coupon while I waited in line. Thank you! You made me smile and made my day! 1229 MONTPELIER PP2, SUNDAY, 12/4. ME: Long-dark-haired female, was sitting w/my friend. You: Tall, hippie-ish M. Smiled as we met gazes on your way out the door. Have we met before? Bonus if you’re single and lookin’... 1227 SATURDAY, 12/10, CHEESE TRADERS. You: Pretty brunette, interesting cheese/fruit combinations. Me: Blonde hair, blue eyes, black wool jacket, recommended the Maytag blue cheese. Let’s meet in town for a glass of wine. 1225 LIZARD, YOU SLITHERED INTO MY LIFE and rocked my world. I’m gonna make you mine, little one. Those bedroom eyes...mmm. 1223

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EMPLOYMENT

Consideration of applications for all of the following positions will begin January 23, 2006. Please submit a cover letter, vita or resume, and a list of at least three professional references to: Human Resources, Champlain College, P.O. Box 670, Burlington, VT 05402-0670 or fax 802-860-2772 or email hr@champlain.edu. EOE DEAN, DIVISION OF BUSINESS

Seek a dynamic, entrepreneurial leader for one of four academic divisions. This division includes majors in business, accounting, management, marketing, e-business management, hospitality industry management, and global business and leadership, as well as our innovative new M.B.A. program. Working with and reporting to the Provost, the Dean is responsible for the administration of the division, including oversight of financial management and program development for undergraduate programs aimed at traditional-age college students and graduate programs in business. The Dean will also bring a clear vision of educational excellence and strong leadership to faculty collaboration and faculty recruitment and development.

In addition, the Dean will work to develop relationships with industry leaders and major local and regional employers. Deans sit on the Academic Council and represent their divisions in various college committees. As a member of the faculty, the Dean is also expected to teach in the area of her/his expertise.

Qualifications: A D.B.A./Ph.D. in a relevant business field is required. The successful candidate will demonstrate business experience at the senior management level, higher education teaching and/or administrative experience in business programs at a college or university. Experience in financial and strategic management is highly desired. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of the successful candidate.

DEAN, DIVISION OF COMMUNICATION AND CREATIVE MEDIA

Seek a dynamic, entrepreneurial leader for one of our four academic divisions. The division includes majors in electronic game and interactive development, multi-media and graphic design, media communication (broadcasting, public relations, and mass communication), and professional writing. Working with and reporting to the Provost, the Dean is responsible for the administration of the division, including overseeing financial management and program development for undergraduate programs aimed at traditional-age college students as well as new potential graduate programs. The Dean will also bring a strong vision of educational excellence and strong leadership to faculty collaboration, recruitment, and development. In addition to his/her responsibility for the administration of the division, the Dean will work to develop relationships with industry leaders and major local and regional employers. Deans sit on the Academic Council and represent their divisions in various college committees. As a member of the faculty, the Dean is also expected to teach in the area of her/his expertise.

Qualifications: A Ph.D. or other terminal degree in a relevant field is required. The successful candidate will demonstrate industry experience, continuous creative practice, higher education teaching, and/or administrative experience in related programs at a college or university. Experience in financial and strategic management is highly desired. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of the successful candidate.

MAJOR GIFTS OFFICER (THREE POSITIONS OPEN)

Research, identify, steward and solicit prospective and current College supporters while managing a caseload of existing donors. Identify, cultivate, and coordinate volunteer and staff/faculty assistance for fundraising activities. Partner with either the Business or Communications and Creative Media academic divisions to identify projects and curriculum-related programs and raise the necessary funds. Work with specific parent, alumni, and planned giving prospect groups and assist in the design of major gift communication materials as needed.

Qualifications: A B.A./B.S. degree and three plus years of experience in fundraising, high level of computer and communication skills and some travel are required. Higher education, planned giving and sales background are preferred. Knowledge in the academic programs above is a valuable asset.

STUDENT LOAN OFFICER/SUPPLEMENTAL PROGRAMS ASSISTANT

Assist in processing of student loans and the administration of other student financial aid programs. Reconcile student loan fund transfers. Monitor transfer of financial aid funds to individual student accounts. Work extensively with lenders and guarantors to resolve student loan issues. AS in accounting or related field required. BS/BA with experience in Financial Aid and Datatel Colleague preferred.

FACULTY POSITIONS

(the following full-time positions are scheduled to begin August

2006 pending budget approval)

DIRECTOR OF THE MASTER OF SCIENCE IN MANAGING INNOVATION AND INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY PROGRAM AND ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

Seek a dynamic professional to serve as the Director of the Master of Science in Innovation and Information Technology program. The position will also serve as a faculty member in support of undergraduate programs in Computer Networking, Computer & Digital Forensics, and Information Security Programs. The successful candidate will work in excellent lab facilities with a team-oriented faculty and strong project-based curricula in both on-campus and online classes. Working with and reporting to the Dean of the Information Technology and Science Division, the Director will focus on curriculum development, instructional quality, and faculty recruitment and development. Faculty responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising, and student team project supervision.

Qualifications: Requires industry experience and a Ph.D. in a relevant field. Evidence of effective teaching at the college/university level is preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF COMPUTER AND NETWORK TECHNOLOGY (Up to two full-time positions may be open for fall

2006 pending funding.)

Seek dynamic professionals to teach courses in support of our Computer Networking, Computer & Digital Forensics, and Information Security Programs. Classes will range from introductory computer technology and data communications to systems administration and TCP/IP, as well as advanced courses in these three programs. The successful candidate will work in excellent lab facilities with a team-oriented faculty and strong project-based curricula in both on-campus and online classes. Responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising, and student team project supervision.

Qualifications: Requires industry experience and a Master’s degree in a relevant field, though a Ph.D. is highly preferred. Evidence of effective teaching at the college/university level is preferred.

Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF BROADCASTING (WITH ADMINISTRATIVE DUTIES)

Seek a dynamic professional to take the lead in developing and managing the Broadcast Production major and to provide management and technical support to the Public Relations and Mass Communication majors in the Media Communication program. The successful candidate should be on the forefront of the changing fields of video and audio technology.

This individual will have administrative responsibility for the new campus web-based radio station, upgrading the video studio, airing a weekly news show, and making a connection to outside outlets. Faculty responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising, and student team project supervision in the broadcasting field.

Qualifications: Requires industry experience and a Master’s degree in a relevant field, though a Ph.D. is highly preferred. Evidence of effective teaching at the college/university level is preferred.

Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF ART AND ANIMATION

Seeking dynamic professional to teach the next generation of digital artists and 3D animators while working with state-of the art tool sets. The College is looking for an instructor to teach and guide courses ranging from computer graphic fundamentals to special effects animation to advanced 3D coursework within two exciting degree programs: the Multimedia and Graphic Design major and the ground-breaking major in Electronic Game and Interactive Development. Responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising and student team project supervision.

Qualifications: Requires industry experience in the field of 3D animation and an M.F.A. or equivalent experience. Evidence of effective teaching preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate. One-year position, eligible for renewal.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS

Seeking an engaged professional to teach in the College’s Division of Business. The successful candidate will teach micro- and macroeconomics at the undergraduate level. Additional teaching in other related areas at the undergraduate and graduate level may emerge. Teaching responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising, and student team project supervision.

Qualifications: Requires a Ph.D. in economics. Industry experience and evidence of effective teaching preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF PSYCHOLOGY

Seeking an engaged professional to teach in the College’s Applied Psychology program. This program prepares students for entry-level positions in various professional settings and for entrance into graduate programs in psychology. Teaching responsibilities include instruction, course development, faculty mentoring, student advising, and student internship supervision.

Qualifications: Requires a Ph.D. in psychology; preference for social, industrial-organizational, or general. Industry experience and evidence of effective teaching preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF ELECTRONIC GAME DESIGN

Seek an engaged professional to teach in an exciting, ground-breaking major. The program is recognized for its outstanding labs, state-of-the art software, team-oriented faculty, and strong, innovative, project-based curriculum patterned after and designed with game development industry input and support. Responsibilities include curriculum and course development, student advising, instruction and enrichment, industry outreach and development of program presence.

Qualifications: Requires industry experience in the field of game design, a terminal degree in a creative field and evidence of effective teaching preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE/PROFESSOR OF MULTIMEDIA AND GRAPHIC DESIGN

Seeking a talented professional to teach the foundation courses in two of our most popular majors. Courses include: Foundations of Graphic Design I, Computer Graphics I, and Designing Media for the Web. Qualifications: Requires industry experience, and a terminal degree in the creative fields.

Evidence of effective teaching preferred. Rank is contingent upon the qualifications of successful candidate.

Visit www.champlain.edu to learn more about Champlain College.

38B | december 21-28, 2005 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Full-time position at the Old Brick Cafe in Williston Village for experienced dinner chefs for Thursday-Saturday starting in mid-January.

Experienced servers also needed.

Resumes to be sent to:

Do You Love Food?

Hotly anticipated new restaurant opening in Middlebury! We need cooks, bakers, dishwashers, servers and bartenders. Looking for experience but attitude and enthusiasm for great food are equally important. Send resume to the following address (please specify which position you are seeking):

herskowitzvt@aol.com

Clinical Dietitian

Editor - Out in the Mountains is looking for an editor to be the voice of the GLBT community in Vermont. Salary: $20,000; Position begins in mid-January. Position open until filled. Successful candidate will have appropriate degree, GLBT links, supervisory experience, ability to work with youth.

Ad Reps - Out in the Mountains is looking for positive self-motivated, aggressive, part-time people throughout Vermont to sell ads. Direct customer contact and meeting deadlines is required. Ad reps will need access to the Internet, email and phone. Apply to:

You will be responsible for nutrition screening, assessments, and developing and implementing nutrition care plans. You will also provide nutrition education to patients, patients’ families, CVMC medical staff, employees, and outside groups and agencies. This position requires participation on interdisciplinary healthcare teams, as well as departmental and interdepartmental work teams. Successful candidates should have active status as a Registered Dietitian (certified by the State of Vermont) and at least one year of experience in an acute healthcare facility. A strong knowledge of the principles of growth and development, nutrition throughout the lifecycle, nutrition support, and patient education and counseling is a must.

search@mountainpridemedia.org, Out in the Mountains PO Box 1122, Burlington, VT 05402

This 40-hr. bi-weekly position qualifies for our excellent flexible benefit program that includes options of health, dental, vision, disability and life insurance benefits. We also offer a generous paid time off plan and tuition assistance program.

COUNSELING SERVICE OF ADDISON COUNTY, INC.

Qualified applicants are encouraged to complete an online application at our website, www.cvmc.hitchcock.org, or for more information, contact:

Human Resources Department Central Vermont Medical Center P.O. Box 547 Barre, VT 05641 Tel: (802) 371-4194

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MEDICAL OFFICE ASSISTANT LPN/RN CLINICAL OFFICE ASSISTANT Excellent salary and benefit package.

Fax or mail your resume to:

Lake Champlain Gynecologic Oncology 364 Dorset Street S. Burlington, Vermont 05403 Phone: 802-859-9500, Fax: 802-859-9944 Attention: Linda Davidson

OFFICE/MARKETING MANAGER

Home Care Provider Sought Loving, supportive Addison County home sought for an active and creative young woman in her 20’s.

Best match is family with clear and consistent boundaries who models successful independent living skills.

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Call the Charlotte Children’s Center at 802-425-3328 for more information.

WANTED:

Eat Good Food 221 Main Street, Vergennes, VT 05491

At Central Vermont Medical Center, we’re no strangers to the community. That’s because we’ve been a vital part of it since the early 1900s. Today, we’ve grown to become the primary provider of healthcare services for our 65,000+ neighbors. Donating more than $1 million in free care in 2004, CVMC continues to illustrate a remarkable balance of medical expertise and unwavering compassion. And if you share these same two traits, we invite you to join us in our little corner of the community.

Accepting resumes for full-time infant/young toddler position at a NAEYC accredited center.

ECE degree preferred, experience required. Competitive pay and strong team approach in a family atmosphere.

Generous tax-free compensation, room & board payment and ongoing training provided.

Dynamic individual needed P/T to manage a busy Landscape Design firm. Proficiency in MSOffice, QuickBooks Pro and the ability to manage payroll, A/R, A/P required. Marketing experience and expertise in graphic design and publishing programs highly desired to assist in creating marketing materials. Must be organized, detail-oriented and able to work independently.

DRAFTSPERSON/DESIGNER Landscape Design firm is seeking a P/T AutoCAD draftsperson with minimum 2 years experience.

Landscape and/or architecture design experience a plus, and skills with other graphic software are beneficial.

Please forward resume and cover letter to:

cknauf@verizon.net or CKLD, Inc. 138 Main St., Suite 1 Montpelier, VT 05602

Please contact Annette Armstrong at:

802-388-6751or annettea@csac-vt.org Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc. EOE Our Family Focus Program is an innovative program that is a collaborative effort between Rutland Mental Health Services and Vermont Achievement Center. It provides crisis intervention, short-term family stabilization services and initial triage for all new clients. The following positions are full-time (37.5 hours) and provide competitive salary and benefits including health/dental insurance and 401K.

FAMILY FOCUS PROGRAM COORDINATOR

We are seeking a dynamic, detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities, excellent communication skills and previous clinical supervisory experience to lead an interdisciplinary team of 12-14 staff. Responsibilities include administrative and clinical supervision, budgeting, some direct service serving as a resource for families and the community and participation in larger agency management functions. Must be a team player and demonstrate a commitment to interagency collaboration.

Master’s degree and license required. Three to five years supervisory experience preferred.

FAMILY FOCUS CLINICIAN

We are looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children, families and community professionals. This position provides crisis intervention and short-term stabilization services for children with emotional, behavioral or substance abuse issues. The ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere is essential to this position. This individual should possess strong communication skills and comfort with home and community-based work. Master’s degree required.

Please send resume to:

Rutland Mental Health Services Human Resources PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702 EOE

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR Nonprofit organization serving victims of intimate partner violence. Responsibilities include: Provide program management, feminist leadership and strategic planning to a well-established agency with seven dedicated staff; coordinate federally funded community response teams; work closely with assistant director to implement annual budget.

Qualifications: Ability to work collaboratively with consensus decision-making model. Awareness of relationship between the patriarchy and global oppression of women and children. Grant-writing experience and knowledge of relevant issues of battered women’s movement preferred. Full-time with full benefits. Salary dependent upon experience.

Survivors and people from diverse communities encouraged to apply. EOE Please send cover letter and resume by 12/21/05 to:

Battered Women’s Services and Shelter P.O. Box 652, Barre, VT 05641

A Mountain Resort in the European Tradition

Bartender/Server Bellman Fitness Center Attendants Guest House Cleaner/Crew Leader Guest/Kid’s Activities Assistant Laundry Attendant Line Cook Reception Agent

Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge HR, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Fax: 253-5757 or online at www.trappfamily.com E.O.E

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT LAKE CHAMPLAIN HOUSING VENTURES MANAGING SAFE AND AFFORDABLE RENTAL HOUSING

Moose Mountain Tanning Company Morrisville Seeking motivated individual for full-time employment in busy tanning salon. Position requires excellent customer service skills and will also include filing and data entry.

Lake Champlain Housing Ventures, a progressive property management company serving Addison, Chittenden and Grand Isle Counties, is looking for an individual to join our team. We manage 1150 units of rental housing.

Please call 802-851-1126 or apply in person, Tuesday - Friday, 2-8pm. Located inside Blockbuster in the Morrisville Plaza Shopping Center.

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Administrative Assistant-Chittenden County Responsible for assisting the Property Manager with maintaining the office systems; management of wait list; move-in and recertification paperwork; file maintenance and correspondence. Position requires attention to detail, computer skills and ability to get along in a fast-paced work environment.

Excellent benefits package. Send resumes by 1/13/06 to:

LCHV 220 Riverside Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

Accounting Associate Vermont Public Radio seeks an experienced Accounting Associate to join a very active finance and administration team working to support the mission of the station.

Reporting to the Accounting Manager, key duties of this full-time position are: accounts payable, accounts receivable, fixed asset ledger system, monthly bank reconciliations, cost accounting, special reports and working with staff to ensure compliance with internal operating policies.

Qualifications include Associate’s degree in Accounting, a minimum of three years accounting experience, or demonstrated work experience that equals the above.

Demonstrated proficiency in Platinum Accounting Software, Microsoft Office, and FAS Fixed Asset Software preferred. Must be well-organized and have exceptional oral and written communication skills and be a team-player.

This position is located at VPR’s Colchester studios. To apply, please send a cover letter and resume to:

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors and individuals with disabilities, is seeking the following:

Maintenance Technician

Holly Superneau, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Ave., Colchester, VT 05446 hsuperneau@vpr.net.

VPR is an Equal Opportunity Employer

He/she will perform a wide range of maintenance and custodial duties to maintain attractive properties (we own/manage 22 properties) for our residents including painting, apartment turnovers, HVAC, electrical and plumbing repairs, cleaning common areas, snow shoveling and landscaping. Must possess a high school diploma and one year of experience in property maintenance.

LNA Seeking part-time and per diem Licensed Nurse Assistants to work in our beautiful Assisted Living Residence. He/she will assist residents with activities of daily living and with resident activities. Evening and night shifts available.

Senior Finance Associate The Senior Finance Associate is responsible for preparing monthly financial statements for CSC properties and assisting the Director of Finance and Administration with special projects. Must possess an Associate’s degree in Accounting or Business or equivalent experience and one year of related financial experience.

Finance Associate (Part-time) The Finance Associate is responsible for the entire accounts payable process, managing incoming deposits and preparing financial statements for several properties. The accounts payable process involves daily work, the rent deposits are weekly, and the financial statement process is monthly. Must possess an Associate’s degree in Accounting or Business or equivalent experience. Must understand accounting concepts and be proficient in Microsoft Excel and Word.

Hours: PT, 24 – 32 hours/week, flexible schedule.

CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and a friendly working environment.

Submit resume or application to:

Cathedral Square Corporation, Human Resources 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or fax to 802-863-6661 or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org www.CathedralSquare.org. EOE

Behavioral Interventionist – C.A.T Team NCSS, Inc. is seeking a Behavioral Interventionist to work in the Collaborative Achievement Team – CAT Program. This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates should have a Bachelor’s or Associate’s degree in the Human Services field and experience working with children. This position is full-time and offers benefits and a competitive salary. Send resume to the address below.

Family Support Worker Northwestern Counseling & Support Services is seeking a self-motivated, family-centered individual to work as part of its Family Support Team. The position provides direct service and support to children and families in home and community-based settings including service coordination, assessment, advocacy, parent education and skills training. Strong collaboration and communication skills, a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle are a must. Please send cover letter and resume to the address below.

Adaptive Music Program Associate If you like to have fun and are an accomplished musician, apply for the full-time Adaptive Music Program Associate. NCSS’s Program for Adaptive & Expressive Arts is looking for creative and motivated full-time associate to join this innovative team. For the right candidate, this position could become full-time. The applicants must demonstrate accomplished musicianship on a variety of instruments, which could include keyboards, bowed strings, guitar and percussion as well as quality vocal skills. A Bachelor’s degree is required, and experience working with children and adults with developmental disabilities is helpful. An audition will be part of the 3 step interviewing process. Please send resume and cover letter to address below. No phone calls, please.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478 •E.O.E. Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | december 21-28, 2005 | 7D Classifieds 41B

EMPLOYMENT Immediate Opening

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES SUBSTITUTE INTERVENTIONIST

Project Manager/Operations Assistant Local company specializing in the importation, distribution and installation of indoor sport flooring is seeking an Asst. Project Manager./Operations Assistant. A project management/ sport construction background preferred but not required. Pay is competitive with substantial increase after six months. Increase commensurate with performance. For more details, call number below.

MUSIC TEACHER

Per Diem weekends and holidays.

Orange Center School & Washington Village School

SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: Http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs

Music Teacher .40 FTE for grades K-8 needed.

One day per week in each building beginning in January. Duties includes after-school coordination of band and chorus. Degree preferred BA or higher. Must possess or be eligible for Vermont Licensure. Forward letter of interest, resume, transcripts, proof of licensure and three letters of reference to:

Please send your resume, cover letter and three references to: Marne Stothart Associate Director The Chittenden Center Room 1420 1 South Prospect St. Burlington, VT 05401

Orange North Supervisory Union 111 Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679 E.O.E.

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

802-864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com

Customer Service Representative If you love to make customers smile and thrive working in a team-oriented environment, come jump-start your career with Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s leading financial institution! We have an opening at our Montpelier branch. Previous banking experience is not required, just the desire to provide superior customer service! A background in sales is preferred.

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If you are interested in joining our successful sales team, please stop by our Montpelier branch to fill out an application, or send your resume to:

CHITTENDEN BANK, ATTN: HUMAN RESOURCES TWO BURLINGTON SQUARE, BURLINGTON, VT 05401 FAX: (802) 660-2300, EMAIL: JOBS@CHITTENDEN.COM Equal Opportunity Employer

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT STERLING AREA SERVICES has the following job opportunity available:

School-Age Site Director

Energetic, organized persons to direct YMCA after-school programs in Fairfax and Allenbrook. 24 hrs/week. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in education or related field, experience with school-age children.

Competitive salary, training opportunities. Resume to:

Julie Peterson, 266 College St., Burlington, VT 05401 or call 862-9622. EOE

Immediate Opening ALTERNATIVE ED PARAPROFESSIONAL

Are you willing to provide a loving and nurturing home to a 12-year-old boy with developmental disabilities?

This young man prefers a couple with a structured home and no young children. Experience with developmental disabilities preferred. Training is available. Generous stipend and respite funding provided. Interested parties should call Sterling Area Services at 1-800-698-7602 for an application. Immediate placement needed.

109 Professional Drive, Morrisville, VT 05661 or fax to 802-888-1182.

Williamstown Middle High School Dynamic Individual to assist teachers and provide academic and behavior support to students in alternative setting within the school. Education requirement is an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree, equivalent college credits, or â&#x20AC;&#x153;high qualifiedâ&#x20AC;? documentation. Send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference and certification documents to:

Orange North Supervisory Union 111 Brush Hill Road E.O.E. Williamstown, VT 05679

BARTENDER & KITCHEN HELP

American Flatbread Burlington Hearth is looking for an experienced bartender to tend bar on Fridays and Saturdays during our lunch-time shift. Knowledge of beer and wine is a plus. We are also looking for both full and part-time experienced help for our kitchen for both day and evening shifts.

We offer a fun, easygoing place to work and a good team atmosphere. Please come in for application or send resume to:

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES SUBSTANCE ABUSE CLINICIAN The Chittenden Center methadone program is looking for a full-time Substance Abuse Clinician.

Responsibilities include individual, group and/or family counseling and case-management to patients who are dependent on opioids. This includes completing clinical assessments, maintaining clinical files and developing treatment plans. Compliance with evidence-based counseling and standards of the accrediting body are required, as are a Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in counseling, social work or a related field, knowledge of community resources, and experience with cognitive/behavioral therapy.

SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs Please send resume, cover letter and three references to: Marne Stothart, Associate Director The Chittenden Center, Room 1420 1 South Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

American Flatbread 115 St. Paul Street â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Burlington, 05401

Our diverse team of grocery folks needs help!

Chad is off to grad school, Barry is leaving for Africa, and Michelle is doing a stint in Hawaii...what a crew!! If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like be part of our team, come in and fill out an application, attn: Rebecca. We are looking for fun-loving, hardworking folks to make our world of grocery run smoothly.

(Part-time positions available, Saturdays a must)

Accountants Seeking F/T accountants with varied experience, ranging from senior level to managerial. CPAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s preferred but not required. Positions will be well compensated commensurate with experience level and/or license. Client has a need for these positions throughout the state. Call number below for more information.

802-864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com

Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce Executive Director, Workforce Investment Board and Leadership Champlain Candidates should possess demonstrated leadership skills in communication, fund raising, fiscal and project management, and in working successfully to build and foster relationships with a Board of Directors and other key leaders.

Please submit resumes to: LCRCC 60 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 Attn: Michelle Little fax: 802-863-1538 michelle@vermont.org

PERSONAL INSURANCE MANAGER Independent insurance agency located in Waitsfield is seeking a full-time personal insurance sales and service manager. The position involves the sale and service of home, auto and related insurance. Prior insurance experience is essential.

Requires excellent communication, computer, and writing skills. Excellent pay and benefit package for the right person. Send or email resume in confidence to: James Hendershot Paige & Campbell, Inc. 5197 Main St., Ste. 3 Waitsfield, VT 05673 jhendershot@paigeandcampbell.com

PAIGE & CAMPBELL, Inc.

Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program Case Managerâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;VRRP Colchester Provide case management services to arriving refugee families. Responsibilities include: arranging housing, healthcare, social services; interpretation; maintaining case files and providing cross-cultural information to families, service providers, and the community.

Requirements: excellent interpersonal skills, bilingual English and French, Swahili, and/or Lingala; driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, clean driving record, and personal transportation.

Experience with social services or refugee resettlement preferred. FT, competitive salary, excellent benefits.

VRRP is a field office of U.S. Committee for Refugees & Immigrants. USCRI is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. No phone calls, please. Submit a resume that includes salary history with a cover letter describing your interest and qualifications to: Amila Begovic Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program 462 Hegeman Ave. Suite 101 Colchester, VT 05446 abegovic@uscrivt.org

The Baird Center for Children and Families

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

PROGRAM INTERVENTIONIST/ FAMILY AND COMMUNITY-BASED SERVICES Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services focus on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapportbuilding skills, be a team-oriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. BA req. Valid VT driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, and auto insurance req. 37.5 hours/ week; afternoons and evenings. Extensive training, benefits.

Please submit cover letter and resume to:

Tracie Carlson The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 www.howardcenter.org EEO/TTY

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DESIRABLE JOBS â&#x20AC;Śdesirable candidates.

Administrative Assistant Local company specializing in the importation, distribution and installation of indoor sport flooring is seeking an administrative asstistant. Ideal candidate will have 2-3 yrs administrative experience. Will be assisting all departments. Must have excellent computer, phone and customer service skills. For more details, call number below.

802-864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com

SUBSTANCE ABUSE COUNSELOR Evergreen

Evergreen Substance Abuse Services, a state-approved and CARF-accredited Outpatient Program is seeking a full-time Substance Abuse Counselor to provide comprehensive assessments, group/individual counseling and intensive outpatient counseling. CADC or Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in related field required. The applicant should have a solid understanding of 12-step methodology and the 12 core functions.

This is an opportunity to work with a dynamic team helping residents in your own community address their addictions and improve their lives. Competitive salary and benefit package.

Submit resume and 3 professional letters of reference to:

Human Resources Rutland Mental Health Services, EOE PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702

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FULL OR PART-TIME CHEMOTHERAPY NURSE Competitive pay and excellent benefit package.

Fax or mail your resume to: Lake Champlain Gynecologic Oncology 364 Dorset Street S. Burlington, Vermont 05403 Phone: 802-859-9500 Fax: 802-859-9944 Attention: Linda Davidson

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Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience required. 3 – 5 years prior administrative experience, preferably in higher education. Middlebury College experience preferred. Extensive knowledge of MS Word, Excel, Outlook and Power Point. Excellent interpersonal, communication and organizational skills. Must possess initiative and be willing and flexible to meet the demands of peak workflow cycles.

to provide high quality and efficient administrative support to the Business Manager.

Duties include reception, handling incoming telephone inquiries, photocopying, maintaining files, preparing document shipments, coordinating and scheduling travel, processing time and expense accounts, arrange facility for meetings, and other general requests for support. Requires excellent communication, attention to detail, and organizational skills. Experience in office administration. Can-do attitude. MS Suite knowledge.

Please email resume and cover letter to our HR department at:

hr@gmlogic.com

For more details on this and other job opportunities please visit www.middlebury.edu or phone our 24-hour JOB LINE: 802-443-5011.

employment@sevendaysvt.com REGIONAL MANAGER NONPROFIT ADULT EDUCATION PROGRAM FRANKLIN/GRAND ISLE COUNTIES

Please submit a resume and cover letter to:

Middlebury College, Human Resources, Service Building Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: hr@middlebury.edu. Fax: 802-443-2058

m • 7Dclassifieds.com Vermont Adult Learning, a private nonprofit and statewide provider of adult education and life skills programs in the state, seeks an individual to provide collaborative leadership in the delivery of comprehensive adult education and job-readiness services for the Learning Works Center located in St. Albans Vermont.

Equal Opportunity Employer: Applications from women and members of minority groups are especially encouraged.

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The successful candidate will have strong oral and written communication skills, knowledge and experience in adult education, and a proven record in staff and program management as well as in grant administration. A Bachelor’s degree and 3-5 years management experience is required and a Master’s degree is preferred as is experience working in a nonprofit setting. This is a full-time, salaried position with a competitive salary and comprehensive benefit package.

Send letter of interest, resume, and references by Monday, January 16, 2006 to:

Search Committee Vermont Adult Learning 60 South Main Street Waterbury, VT 05676 Fax: 802-244-0640 Website: vtadultlearning.org For a copy of the job description, please send a request to: ldowley@vtadultlearning.org

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Manufacturing Support Technician Supports manufacturing department through designing and building of jigs, fixtures, and tooling.

Design Technician Supports R&D engineers on mechanical design projects for wind measurement.

We are looking for candidates with the following qualifications: • Technical degree in mechanical engineering or manufacturing • Work experience in manufacturing or mechanical design, including machining and fabrication experience • Experience with CAD, preferably SolidWorks • Ability to multi-task and meet deadlines NRG is the world leader in wind assessment technology. Our systems can be found in more than 110 countries. The future is bright for this flourishing $10 billion per year industry.

We offer a total compensation package that includes monthly cash profit sharing and comprehensive benefits (401k retirement plan, cafeteria plan and more).

Submit your resume, cover letter and salary history to Human Resources, NRG Systems, Inc., P.O. Box 509, Hinesburg, VT 05461 or email us at hr@nrgsystems.com. See www.nrgsystems.com for details. No calls please.

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Global leaders in wind assessment technology

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SECRETARY

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

Montpelier law firm seeking full-time secretary. Team-oriented with strong sense of commitment, positive attitude and ability to adapt to varying responsibilities. Requires strong typing, editing and transcription skills.

Excellent telephone and personal reception skills a must. Competitive benefit package and enjoyable work environment.

Compensation based on experience. Send resume and salary requirements in confidence to: Office Manager, McKee, Giuliani & Cleveland P. O. Box 1455, Montpelier, VT 05601-1455 or email mgclaw@adelphia.net.

LABORATORY TECHNICIANS The Chittenden Center anticipates two full-time laboratory technician openings for our Methadone Clinic. Responsibilities include observing, collecting, and processing urinalyses, data processing and data entry, and assistance in completing assessments of new patients. Bachelor’s degree required. Full-time with benefits.

SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs

EMPLOYMENT

BURLINGTON SCHOOL DISTRICT Employment Openings Food Service Staff. Positions available at several schools. Part-time.

Parent/Community Involvement Coordinators needed for several schools. 20 hours/week.

Substitutes needed throughout the District.

Please apply in person at District office.

Health Center Clerk. Lawrence Barnes School.

10 hours/week.

Please submit cover letter and resume to: Marne Stothart, Associate Director The Chittenden Center, Room 1420 1 South Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

See detailed information on our website www.bsdvt.org.

Burlington School District, Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2005-2006 Non-Certified Position Williston School District PARAEDUCATORS Williston School District Special Education Department has several Paraeducator positions available for experienced applicants. If you want to make a difference with children and gain valuable experience, consider joining our special education team.

Pay rate is competitive, benefits are included. Apply to: Williston School, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT, 05495, Attn: Cindy Morin, Special Education Office Manager. Questions? Call Cindy at 879-5845.

Shelburne Community School LITERACY SUPPORT SPECIALIST The Shelburne Community School is seeking an energetic and independent individual to join our highly respected literacy team. This 32.5 hour per week position reports directly to our school-wide Reading Specialist. Responsibilities include assessment, program development, and direct service to students with reading, writing, and spelling needs. Qualified candidates will have a background in literacy, experience implementing a variety of remedial interventions and a strong willingness to grow professionally.

Extensive support and training provided. We offer competitive hourly wages and benefits. Please send a resume and three letters of reference to: Scott Orselet, Shelburne Community School, 345 Harbor Road, Shelburne, VT 05482. For further information please call Carol Cavanaugh at 383-1183.

Vermont’s largest privately owned full service mechanical contractor serving quality driven clients for over 33 years is seeking a Service Coordinator.

**SIGNING BONUS ** SERVICE COORDINATOR Successful candidate will be proficient in Microsoft Office, possess excellent telephone and organizational skills. Additional requirements include the ability to deal effectively with people, be detail-oriented, a team player, and thrive in a multitask setting.

New England Air Systems, Inc., is a team-oriented organization offering a $500 SIGNING BONUS, excellent compensation package including an industry leading wage, 401k savings plan with employer match, exceptional medical, dental, disability and life insurance plans and paid training.

Send resume to: PO Box 525, Williston, Vermont 05495, fax to 802-864-3904 or email info@neair.com. EOE

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ART! Champlain Valley Agency on Aging is a private, nonprofit United Way organization focused on helping people age with independence and dignity.

In order to better serve our clients’ needs, we are currently seeking: Finance Director: Manage financial operations. Responsibilities include preparation and management of $40 million budget for an organization with 50 staff and multiple public and private funding sources. Oversee all financial operations including preparation of reports and projections, annual audit, internal systems and controls. Candidate should have demonstrated supervisory experience, ability to function as a member of management team, ability to communicate clearly with staff, board of directors and funding sources. Competitive salary for someone with BA or higher, 6 yrs experience in all aspects of accounting and financial management in nonprofit arena.

Case Management Supervisor: Provide direct supervision of Case Managers (CM) in Franklin/Grand Isle Counties & assist with integration of Case Management Program with other CVAA programs. Must be able to work effectively and collaboratively with other community agencies and providers, have excellent communication skills, and demonstrated ability to train and supervise a team of skilled CMs. BA/BS & 5 yrs. experience in related field required.

Master’s preferred. Competitive salary with excellent benefits.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY AGENCY ON AGING, INC. PO BOX 158, WINOOSKI, VT 05404-0158 WWW.CVAA.ORG • EMAIL: INFO@CVAA.ORG EOE

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Pure Gold, 802-865-3933.

ARVADS GRILL & PUB wants you to join our team as a bartender. Make a great income working in a busy restaurant.

Medical insurance, simple IRA, paid vacations and more. 3 South Main, Waterbury. 802244-8973, see Tim. AUTO BODY REPAIR TECHNICIAN: Waterbury area. Need skills in full spectrum frame work to finish. Need own tools. Paid holidays and vacation, reimbursement plan, medical and uniforms. Pay commensurate with skill level.

Email majesticauto@adephia. net or call 802-244-5465.

BOOM TRUCK DRIVER/OPERATOR: Great company, great earnings, great benefits. Call John or Brian, 802-658-3730.

CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: Experienced with own tools, full-time, year-round, subs possible. Call Steven at Polli Construction Group, 802-8659839.

CHILD CARE WANTED for 2 girls, ages 4 and 7, in our home in Shelburne on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Pick up from school at 2:30 p.m. then care until 5:30 p.m. or occasional early evening. Must have own transportation. Shelburne.

985-0106.

COMPUTER AND NETWORK REPAIR tech needed part-time.

Must be friendly and have car.

Send resume to info@pine computers.biz.

ENTRY-LEVEL PLANNER/ DESIGNER position open at LandWorks, interdisciplinary planning and design firm in Middlebury. GIS and Mac computer skills desirable. Writing and graphic skills a plus; salary negotiable. Full-time position with benefits.

Respond via email at info@ landworksvt.com.

FIELD ORGANIZER sought to manage marijuana policy reform work in Vermont for respected organization. Public speaking and organizing experience required. $40 K-$50 K. Please see www.mpp.org/jobs.

FULL-TIME 1:1 LIVE-IN ELDER CARE. 74-year-old woman with moderate-severe dementia in need of compatible female companion/caregiver with calm, flexible, mature disposition. Multigenerational home includes two young grandchildren. Experience and/or training in caring for persons with dementia preferred. Driving, weekends, references and background check required. NS/pets. Room and salary. Starksboro. Eves: 802453-8480.

GALLAGHER FLYNN & COMPANY, LLP is a growing professional services firm providing clients with tax, audit, and business consulting services.

Are you hoping to join a solid team in a professional, friendly office environment in downtown Burlington? Accountant, small business group, seasonal: The ideal candidate for this position would have strong general ledger maintenance skills and experience with period end closings. Must be familiar with financial reporting; including GAAP financial standards and tax preparation.

This position will begin in mid-January and end midApril. All candidates for this position will possess: solid communication, mathematical and computer skills. Flexibility, team attitude and attention to detail. Interested candidates should fax, email, or mail their resume in confidence (no phone calls, please) to: Jennifer Jeffrey Gallagher, Flynn & Company, LLP, PO Box 447 Burlington, VT 05402.

Fax: 802-651-7289, email: jjeffrey@gfc.com.

GULLIVERS DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. AM and afternoon hours, desk and outside. Apply in person. Rte. 59, Industrial Ave., Williston.

HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Parttime or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message.

JANITORIAL: Housekeepers needed for permanent parttime early morning positions for an upscale retail store.

Retirees welcome! Must have a clean police report. EOE OUTSOURCE PARTNERS. 1-866-5292095, ext. 4.

LEONARDOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PIZZA NEEDS DRIVERS. Earn up to $20 per hour. Apply at 1160 Williston Road, South Burlington or 83 Pearl Street, Burlington.

NOW HIRING FOR POSTAL POSITIONS. $18.50-$59/hr.

Full benefits/paid training and vacations. No experience necessary. 1-800-584-1775.

Public announcement reference #5001. (AAN CAN).

Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;BRIENS SALON, RECEPTIONIST, ESSEX: Our busy salon is seeking a mature professional with excellent customer service skills, ability to multitask and cash handling experience.

Call Gail at 802-658-9469, ext. 23.

PART-TIME DELI HELP NEEDED. Flexible hours, weekends a must. Apply in person at M.T. Bellies Deli, 340 Dorset St., South Burlington, 05403.

STATEWIDE DISABILITY RIGHTS ORGANIZATION seeking detail-oriented, highly efficient individual with database experience. Familiarity with File Maker a plus.

Candidates must have excellent organizational and problem-solving skills. Duties include managing Peer Advocacy and Community Outreach Programs and supervising multiple staff. Highly accurate record keeping, budget and grants management, and reporting skills required.

Competence with word processing and an ability to work in a team atmosphere are also a must. This is a full-time position with a salary range of $30-$33,000 per yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; with a generous benefit package. Personal experience with a disability is preferred.

Please submit resume and cover letter by 5 p.m., January 15, to Vermont Center for Independent Living, ATTN: Pat Dowers, Program Director, 11 East State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities TEACHERS, FULL-TIME AND PART-TIME. Large child care center, team approach, degree, experience preferred. 802-4822525.

THE ASSOCIATION OF ALTERNATIVE NEWSWEEKLIES is hiring freelance writers for its website, aan.org. If interested, please send a cover letter, work experience and writing sample to amyg@aan.org.

(AAN CAN).

THE DOGZONE: Part-time help, closing shifts, 4-6 p.m. with flexibility. $7.25/hr and approximately 10 hours a week to start. Experience working with large groups of dogs required. Call 802-655-7377 or email thedogzone@ verizon.net.

TWO MALE MODELS NEEDED in Barre for a brochure/ Internet ad shoot. Brochure will be for a massage center advertisement. Models will need to be well defined and well tanned. Please apply by sending your information and photos to: model@ echoridgeretreat.com.

VETERINARY TECHNICIAN WANTED. The Animal Hospital of Hinesburg is looking for an experienced veterinary technician to join our team.

Candidate must be energetic, a team player and compassionate. Good communication skills and a positive attitude is a must. Competitive salary, good benefit package and vacation policy. Send resumes to: Animal Hospital of Hinesburg, PO Box 356, Hinesburg, VT. 05461.

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EMTs to fill both full and part-time openings, all shifts.

Clean driving record, motivated and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply.

Pay will be based on level of experience. $10.50/HR.

Call 800-639-2082.