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to stand up and take notice.

Dean, Douglas and Sorrel carrying on Ethan Allen’s eugenics program targeting the Abenaki needs to come to a screeching halt.

Enough is enough.

Our Nation saw Dean and didn’t want him. Why in (their) God’s name are the Democratic caucus leaders embracing such a patent racist?

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REPS WITHOUT REPRESENTATION This is in response to Nick Ruderman’s letter [February 2] touting the decision of the Burlington City Council to place a resolution on the ballot for citizens to have a chance to decide to withdraw our troops from Iraq.

Wake up, Nick! The legislature was supposed to take up this issue last year but they completely denied their constitutional responsibilities of Section 59 of the

Vermont Constitution. Democrats, Republicans, independents and Progressives all failed to comply with their oaths of office. They failed to speak for the “inhabitants of this state,” and Douglas failed us by allowing the troops to leave Vermont without due process of law guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution. The point is no one is speaking for Vermonters no matter what the issue is — Iraq, health care, state hospital, taxes etc., etc.

All legislators are in violation of

the law, along with the governor; we have an illegitimate government.

If the legislature doesn’t represent the citizens and make the laws for the governor to carry out, what the hell do we need a legislature and governor for? Why not eliminate state and local government, and only recognize King George, who takes and plunders what he wants? Maybe we could afford to live here.

Bill Brueckner WATERBURY CENTER

VOTE NO ON MORAN Let’s get real about the deal between Burlington and the YMCA. The agreement is not a partnership between the City, the Y and the Lake Champlain Sailing Center. The contract calls for a public trust property giveaway. The City sells title to the Moran Plant to the Y for $1; the City leases public trust land for 99 years to the Y for a nominal fee; the City promises to pay up to $3 million for the infrastructure. The Y promises services to the city which will be identified, valued and priced by the Y. The Y will own and control our waterfront. The relationship with the Sailing Center is not a partnership. The agreement shows a landlord-tenant arrangement with the Y as the landlord, collecting rent from the Center. The plans also call for two new buildings, ostensibly for the Sailing Center. But when pressed about who will own the new construction, answers have

been vague. Both City and Y have said, “That is a detail to be worked out later.”

Murky responses have been given about the city’s financing of the infrastructure. The truth appears that the money will come from property taxes paid in the tax incremental financing zone on the Waterfront, taxes which go to city accounts earmarked for development in that zone and not available for the schools or salaries. While the City is conducting reappraisal and asking for a local sales tax and the schools are asking for more money, is it in the best interest of citizens to pay for the development of a privately owned health facility on our valuable real estate, a facility which will never have to pay property taxes because of an historic religious connection and a statutory exemption?

Who benefits from this plan?

The 3 to 5 percent of us who are Y members might profit. But for the 95 percent of us who are not members, or who do not want the services of the Y, this whole scheme is, as one citizen said at a town meeting, “a nutty idea.”

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urprise, surprise! The biggest news story on the planet isn’t on the front page this week… again.

We all know about Prince Charles’ upcoming wedding, gonzo journalist Hunter Thompson’s suicide, and the secret telephone tapes in which President George W. Bush acknowledges he inhaled.

Knowledge is power, eh?

But only a tiny handful is aware of the bombshell story bigger than 9/11 that broke last Thursday. Scientists from two of America’s top scientific research institutes released data proving beyond a reasonable doubt that humankind has already damaged Mother Earth’s atmosphere beyond repair.

And unless we humans unite and take immediate steps to save her, Mother Earth’s demise will continue to accelerate. The continuing rise in ocean levels will cause devastation on a global scale no matter how many times Boston wins the World Series.

Scientists at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography and the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory did the study (http://www.sio.ucsd.edu).

“The debate is no longer, ‘Is there a global warming signal?’ The question is, what are we going to do about it?” said Tim Barnett, a research marine physicist at Scripps.

However, we couldn’t find a mention of the blockbuster climate change report on the Fox News website. Surprised?

Well, we couldn’t find a mention on the CBS News website, either.

How is it that in a time touted as the “Information Age,” most of the information pumped out by our press is pure crap?

Maybe this is just the prelude to the “Age of Important Information?”

Let’s hope so.

There are, however, some faint signs of hope.

One was the weekend-long, student-run conference on climate change at UVM last weekend. Hundreds of young’uns from across New England descended on Groovy UV with determination and purpose.

It was a bit of a flashback to our student days. The first sign was the bumper sticker on the rusted Subaru wagon parked on University Place: “Don’t believe anything until it’s been officially denied.”

About 400 attended the Friday-night opening at Ira Allen Chapel. Among the speakers: Gov. Jim Douglas.

Surprisingly the event didn’t make the Guv’s “Weekly Public Appearance Schedule.”

Press Secretary Jason Gibbs later told Seven Days that the omission was his “mistake.”

Douglas appeared to dust off an old 2002 campaign speech about his “Third Way — the Vermont Way” and read it to the audience.

When it comes to the environment, our GOP Guv gives great lip. His political success proves it. Hey, at his Middlebury home, Jim heats with wood, cools with fans and hangs his clothes out to dry. And he used to drive a Neon.

In fact, joked Gov. Tree-Hugger, he had wanted to replace the entire Vermont State Police vehicle fleet with Neons, but the damn cops opposed it. The audience ate it up.

Afterwards, the out-of-state students we spoke with thought Vermont’s governor was a true environmental champion!

Ignorance can certainly be bliss.

The offspring of the Woodstock Generation had no idea, for example, that just a few days earlier the Vermont Public Interest Group had released a little-noticed report by the New England Climate Coalition blasting the Douglas administration for its lack of action on global warming.

According to the report, “Vermont has done little so far to reduce its contribution to global warming … and on its current policy track will be unable to do its part to reduce regionwide emissions.”

VPIRG’s Napoleon Bonaparte of climate change, Azur Mouleart, pointed out that the Douglas Administration’s recently released 20-year Electric Plan “does not take aim at global warming, and it lacks specific plans to maximize energy efficiency and the development of clean, renewable energy sources.”

The VPIRG story, by the way, got very little play. Napoleon Mouleart told Seven Days it didn’t make the news cut at either Vermont’s largest newspaper or at WCAX-TV. Hey, no big deal, just the end of the Vermont ski industry within a few decades, that’s all.

Imagine if the students knew Vermont’s Republican governor had used his connections with the Bush administration to get the sprawl-producing Circ Highway disaster on the presidential “fast track.”

Or that a federal judge subsequently found Neon Jim had broken America’s bedrock environmental-protection law in his rush to pavement.

One workshop we dropped in on was called the “Drive Ford Green Campaign.”

Cars produce 20 percent of U.S. greenhouse gas emissions. Ford has the worst fuel economy of the Big Three with 18.8 miles per gallon. Eighty years ago, when Vermont’s Calvin Coolidge was president, Model Ts got 25 miles per gallon.

We wonder what the youthful climatechange crusaders would think had they known that, the day before, Gov. Douglas had cut the ribbon to open a Ford dealership?

Oh, yes. Gov. Scissorhands did the honors at Walker Motors’ new facility in Montpelier.

It was even broadcast live on WDEV. And would you believe that during his on-air interview with Eric Michaels, the Guv complained that “some people make fun” of him for all his ribbon-cutting events?

Now who could Gov. Scissorhands possibly be referring to?

Of course, besides using the governor’s office to help out the Ford dealership, Gov. Jim was also helping an old friend and faithful supporter.

According to campaign finance reports on file at the secretary of state’s office, Wade Walker gave Douglas the maximum contribution allowed in both his 2002 and 2004 campaigns.

Hey, it’s a free country, right?

And Ford, after all, is No. 1 in sales at the moment — just like Jim Douglas is number one in votes. In fact, Jim’s not the only member of Vermont’s successful Republican team to fancy the top-rated, gas-guzzling Ford brand.

Yours truly was sitting at the light on Rt. 15 the other day when a shiny, late-model F150 4X4 truck slid up alongside us. A real beauty. At the controls was, would you believe, our Republican Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie?

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Perhaps just as important, an online outpouring of love and support from colleagues, former students and political allies is helping Miller defy his seemingly stronger opponent, at least temporarily.

“It’s been a huge morale booster for me,” Miller says of the unusual website — http://www.willmiller.org — which contains more than 80 eulogies from friends in Vermont and around the country. The site also features photos of Miller and some younger rabble-rousers at recent demonstrations he attended or organized.

The idea for the website came to Lipsitt and longtime friend Jay Moore from a similar electronic tribute designed for a Stanford University psychologist Miller knew. “It seemed like a good way of letting a person know before he dies what would be said at his funeral,” Lipsitt explains.

In messages posted on the site, fellow leftwing activists such as Ellen David Friedman and Michael Parenti recall a few of the epochal battles Miller waged at UVM during his 35 years as a faculty member.

Friedman, an organizer for the Vermont chapter of the National Education Association, remembers the grueling but ultimately triumphant effort to unionize the university faculty. “Will was the engine for that movement,” Friedman says in an interview.

“Will had the clarity, the tenacity and the ferocity to keep moving us ahead even when things looked pretty bleak.”

Friedman also acknowledges, as do other Miller associates, that his unyielding commit-

ment to Marxist principles alienated some potential allies. She agrees that Miller could at times be “irascible” in his approach.

But “Will’s irascibility I adored, personally,” Friedman adds. “I saw how deeply connected he is to that sense of principle. It’s what makes him unique in this culture.”

Parenti describes Miller as his staunchest ally in the early ’70s, when he was the focus of a bruising controversy over UVM’s treatment of radical teachers. Miller himself managed to get tenure, Parenti says, “largely because there had been such an uproar the year before over the failure to renew my contract. Will had a lot of popular support on campus.”

But Miller “was made to pay,” adds Parenti, who now lives in Berkeley. He points out that Miller was denied promotion throughout his 35 years at UVM and for most of that time was kept at a salary below that of a first-year instructor.

Miller’s departure will leave “an enormous gap at UVM,” Parenti says. “Just look at the love and appreciation expressed by so many of his friends and admirers, of whom I am one.”

If academic standing were based only on a professor’s ability to provoke and inspire students, then Miller would have to be honored as one of the most outstanding figures in UVM’s 225-year history.

“There were a lot of people who became very devoted to studying with Will,” says Scott Campitelli, a 1982 graduate who now directs the RETN public television station in the Burlington area. “A lot of students took him as a mentor.”

Miller made heavy demands of those who enrolled in his philosophy survey lectures.

“There was an intense and amazing amount of reading along with consistently eye-opening discussions in class,” remembers Campitelli, a communications major who took several philosophy courses with Miller.

“I knew Will’s classes would go well beyond the course description,” Campitelli continues. “He fostered enlightenment in the broadest sense, and he led me to become a lifelong learner.”

As other former students also note on the eulogy website, studying with Miller did not mean enduring overdoses of left-wing propaganda and indoctrination. “What was talked about in class was always rooted in the curriculum,” Campitelli says. “It wasn’t three hours of listening to Will’s radical ramblings on current events.”

Miller’s classes were always conducted in a spirit of openness and tolerance, Campitelli adds. “Many students thought Will was really out there and they would argue with him in class. He never demeaned them. He always treated their views with respect. It was never an ego thing with Will. You didn’t have to agree with him, because he wasn’t belligerently narrow-minded.”

Miller continues to practice in his own life what he has taught his students. He notes that his Introduction to Philosophy course included a section on death and dying, in which he described the end of life as a natural occurrence — a boundary that helps give form to what lies on this side of it.

“I assume that in the sense one lives on, it is in the memory of friends and community.

It’s certainly not in any pie-in-the-sky location,” says Miller, an atheist.

Looking back from his present vantage point, does he have any regrets?

“My main regret is not being able to stay involved in the fight much longer,” Miller says, his voice firm and clear. “I also regret that the revolution hasn’t happened yet.”

And is it ever going to happen?

“It better,” he replies. “If it doesn’t, we’re not going to have much of a future as a species.”

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Would it affect how and where health-care dollars are spent and who gets coverage?

Advocates for universal health care in Vermont believe so, and floated the idea at a panel discussion last week about containing the state’s skyrocketing health-care costs. With Vermont facing a $70 million Medicaid shortfall, the largest in the state’s history, representatives from two groups — Vermont Citizens’ Campaign for Health and the Vermont Public Interest Research Group — pitched an initiative that will appear on ballots next week. On March 1, voters in 18 communities, including Burlington, will be asked if they support the creation of a universal and comprehensive health-insurance system that is publicly financed and covers all Vermonters from cradle to grave.

The goal of these nonbinding measures is to “light a fire” under lawmakers and the governor and to show broad citizen support for universal coverage, says Richard Davis, executive director of the Vermont Citizens’ Campaign for Health and one of the three panelists.

“People say we have the best health-care system in the world,” says Davis, who has also been a nurse in Vermont for 28 years. “But we pay a lot for what we don’t get.”

In fact, nearly twice as much as the rest of the industriTHERESA CASSIACK, VPIRG alized world, he contends. Although Vermonters spend more than $5000 per person each year on health care, more than 63,000 — one in 10 Vermonters — went without coverage in 2002. Of those, about 90 percent were employed full- or part-time. Health-care expenditures are now the leading cause of personal bankruptcy nationwide, even among those with health insurance.

Part of the problem, Davis explains, is that as insurance premiums rise — from an average of $7054 for an employee-sponsored family plan in 2001 to a projected $14,565 in 2006 — fewer small businesses can afford health insurance for their employees. As a result, employers are forced to cut benefits, which in turn leads to more uninsured or underinsured patients showing up in hospital emergency rooms. The net effect: The costs of those visits are passed along to everyone else, which drives insurance rates even higher.

The crux of the issue, Davis contends, is the current system’s “absurdly inefficient” level of overhead and paperwork. Since the early 1970s, the number of nurses and physicians has remained largely static, while the number of administrators has grown by more than 2000 percent. Overhead and profits now comprise as much as one-quarter of our insurance premiums.

Opponents of a single-payer system have long argued that overhauling the current system would be far too expensive and complicated. But Burlington attorney John Franco, one of last week’s discussion panelists, argues just the opposite. Franco, who helped draft a universal health-care bill in 1991 based on the Canada Health Act, contends that a unified health system in Vermont would be modest in size — comparable, he says, to the number of participants in Blue Cross/Blue Shield of North Dakota.

“This is not pie-in-the-sky,” says Franco. “It’s small potatoes.”

Vermont Citizens’ Campaign for Health and VPIRG are hoping these ballot measures will “begin the dialogue for a roadmap towards universal health care,” says Theresa Cassiack, VPIRG’s public-health advocate. “It’s time to stop playing Russian roulette with people’s lives.” Both groups are planning a daylong demonstration on universal health care at the Statehouse on April 5.

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in Dover, New Hampshire, accused Steven Coleman, 37, of throwing two Molotov cocktails at his ex-girlfriend’s apartment building. The homemade bombs (two glass Budweiser bottles filled with gasoline and plugged with rags) failed to burst into flames, and officers arrested Coleman as he made his getaway on a riding lawn mower.

Homeland Insecurity Of 176 foreigners identified as having used a stolen passport to try to enter the United States from 1998 to 2003, 136 were admitted, according to a report by the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of Inspector General. The 40-page report

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Coalition of Deadbeats At the urging of New York lawmakers, Congress included a measure in the just-approved $388 billion spending bill that would cut foreign aid to countries equal to the amount that their diplomats owe in parking tickets and penalties, plus 10 percent.

According to Sen. Charles E. Schumer (DN.Y.), New York City alone stands to recover about $195 million from some 200 countries.

Mensa Reject of the Week Authorities in Pasco County, Florida, said that Henry Laskin was wearing an oxygen tank when he tried to light a cigarette on his stove. The tank exploded. “I saw a

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concluded that foreigners entering the United States using stolen passports have “little reason to fear being caught,” even when their fraudulent documents have been posted on the government’s computerized “lookout” lists. Of 78 aliens who had lookouts posted for their passports, for example, 57 gained entry, 33 of them after Sept. 11, 2001.

Compulsive Behavior After Tammy Lynn Price, 28, appeared before Associate Circuit Judge Thomas Ray on a drug charge in Farmington, Missouri, authorities accused her of stealing the judge’s gavel. Ray told investigators that he was also missing pens, a calculator and an executive calendar. Price denied any involvement in the thefts, but a friend of hers told police that Price not only took the missing items, but also helped herself to courtroom cleaning supplies.

flash of light, and I just jumped up and went in the kitchen,” Laskin’s friend, Richard Creech, said after Laskin was taken to the hospital. “I saw my friend, and his beard was on fire and his air hose was on fire. I put it out.”

Moral-Values Follies YMCA officials in Chicago fired Greg Weider, acting director of the New City YMCA, after they said that he rented out the entire facility for an overnight transgender fashion show and ball. Participants clashed with families arriving early the next morning for a swim meet with their children.

“They have no idea what transgender is,” Yeun Pearrelli said of his children, ages 5 and 9, “and I wouldn’t want that exposure forced on them.”

• The Republican Party is as well connected to pornography as it is to moral values.

“Corporate leaders at companies as diverse

as News Corp., Marriott International and Time Warner can profit by selling redstate consumers the very material that redstate culture is supposed to despise,” The Washington Post’s Terry Neal reported.

“Those elites then funnel the proceeds to the GOP, which in turn has used the money to successfully convince red-state voters that the other political party is solely responsible for the decline of the civilization.”

AT&T, for example, offers a hardcore sex channel [Hot Network] and owns a company that offers sex videos to a million hotel rooms in America. One in five of AT&T’s customers pay $10 a film to see “real, live all-American sex — not simulated by actors.” AT&T is one of the largest donors to the Republican Party.

Happy Endings A United Parcel Service driver was making deliveries in Keene, New Hampshire, after a snowstorm when an accident with two tractortrailers sent him to Cheshire Medical Center with a head injury. The hospital wasn’t able to conduct a necessary cranial scan because its machine was broken.

Before transferring the driver to another facility, authorities learned that the parts needed to fix the scanner were on the UPS truck that had been in the accident. The Keene Sentinel reported that Cheshire Medical Center sent someone to the truck to get the parts, which were installed, and the test was completed.

Posthumous Piling On Adolf Hitler was a tax dodger, who owed the Germany government 405,000 Reichmarks, equivalent to $8 million today, according to researcher KlausDieter Dubon. After finding Hitler’s tax records in a Munich archive, Dubon said

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that they show the Nazi dictator battled tax collectors before becoming chancellor in 1933. “He was constantly challenging the tax office rulings on his income tax between 1925 and 1932, just like a common citizen,” Dubon said. “After taking power, he didn’t pay tax anymore.”

Don’t Wear It Out Serving 18 months in jail for filing too many frivolous liens against lawyers and public officials in New Hampshire, Ghislain Breton, 40, copyrighted his name and announced that people must pay him $500,000 each time they use it. When authorities threatened him with another seven years in jail after he refused to promise that he would stop trying to file new liens, Breton was brought to state Supreme Court, where Justice James Duggan declared, “This has taken over your life, Mr. Breton.”

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hadaya say, boys?” the man said, pivoting in his seat to exhort his two friends in the rear. From his exaggerated body movement and loud speech, I could tell the guy was tanked. “Let’s roll to Pearl Street Beverage,” he continued. “I’m thinking Jagermeister.

Ya feeling me?”

The twentysomething speaker was wearing just a red T-shirt. It was a relatively mild Wednesday night, but it was February and not nearly T-shirt weather.

Incongruently, or perhaps to compensate, an outsized, fluffy beanie of an oddly feminine, powder-blue mohair cushioned the crown of his head. It looked like something a grandmother would knit for you — if you had that kind of grandmother.

“Jagermeister, Ron?” one of the backseaters replied. This young man appeared relatively sober and was clearly bored by the false bonhomie of his inebriated buddy in the front. “Sure, let’s stop at the friggin’ liquor store. No doubt the 10 drafts you downed at Rasputin’s didn’t do the trick.”

“The ‘Bevy’ it is,” I said, and took a left onto Union Street. We were en route to Latham Court, so this stop was sort of on the way. In the parking lot, the guy in the back said, “Stay here, Ron, and I’ll get the

found his incapacity hilarious. I couldn’t have cared less, so long as I got the money when the fare ended. Eventually, Ron managed to extract a 20, and he clambered back into the shotgun seat.

By the time we’d reached Latham Court — and they were going to the far end of this dead-end street — I’d had this group in my taxi for the better part of a half-hour.

“How much?” Ron asked, his eyes narrowing.

“I’ll just charge you 12 bucks,” I replied, intentionally choosing a low figure. The thing is, I simply wanted this guy out of my cab with a minimum of hassle.

“Twelve bucks?” Ron exploded. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding. You’re ripping us off, dude.”

“Ron, just pay the man,” K-man said from the back, as he and Joe stepped out of the vehicle. I got the sense that he wasn’t so much trying to help me as avoid a scene.

Ron, I would venture after knowing him for a delightful 30 minutes, was an inveterate scene creator.

“Gimme the change,” Ron said, throwing his 20 onto the dashboard. I counted out eight bucks and handed it to him.

“Screw you!” he screamed, and got out of

He charged at me again, even more inflamed, and I advanced again. brew. You’re hammered; no way they’re gonna serve you. Give me the money.”

Ron coughed up a 10 and rotated in his seat to shoot me a gratuitous smirk. I just turned away. I’ve vowed not to meet obnoxiousness with obnoxiousness. He then said, “You make a fortune off us drunk assholes, don’t you, man?”

It’s a cliché, but it’s true: Drunks actually do come in two flavors — happy and mean. My drunk seatmate was not happy.

It wasn’t so much what he was saying to me as the way he was saying it: pure, unadulterated passive aggression.

“Yup, I’m getting rich,” I replied, skirting my “no obnoxiousness” pledge.

“Hey, K-man,” he said, addressing the other young man in the back. “You got the numbers for this cab ride, right?”

“What am I, your bitch? You know darn well Joe and I tapped out at the bar. You said you’d cover the cab fare, man.”

“Well, yeah, but I just gave Joe my last 10-spot for the Jagermeister… Screw it, we’ll go to the bank and hit an ATM. That all right with you, cabbie?”

“Whatever you want, man,” I replied.

Pearl Street Beverage, I’m told, is the single highest-volume state liquor store in Vermont, and it was a good 10 minutes before Joe returned with the booze. “So, back to town to hit the ATM?” I asked.

“Yeah. What the hell’s the name of my bank?” Ron said. “Oh, yeah — the Chittenden.”

We circled back downtown and pulled up to the Chittenden ATM. In Ron’s compromised condition, the simple mechanics of the teller machine were a challenge. He fumbled around while his two friends inside the cab showered him with all manner of creative profanity. Apparently they

the cab. Being spoken to that way is unpleasant, but I’m a subscriber to the “sticks and stones” ditty. He glared at me through the open door, then slammed it viciously, rattling the window. That finally got to me.

I spun the car around, shot past him about 20 feet, and screeched to a halt.

Lowering my window, I stuck my head out and said, “Get over here and I’ll kick your ass.”

This was your middle-aged cabdriver challenging a brawny, T-shirted 25-yearold. His eyes turned as red as his shirt and he stumbled towards me. Just as he reached the door, I lurched ahead another 20 feet.

“C’mon, asshole, I’ll kick your ass,” I called out once more. He charged at me again, even more inflamed, and I advanced again.

Man alive, I thought, how I love the combustion engine!

We — a twin pair of morons — repeated our dainty pas de deux avec l’auto, 20 feet at a time, up the entire length of Latham Court, until we’d reached Colchester Avenue. We were both having such a grand old time, it seemed a shame to end it, but we had plum run out of street.

Sometimes I indulge in the illusion that I’m making progress in, you know, life. I imagine that with age I’ve mellowed, perhaps even matured. Then I find myself on Latham Court face-to-face with an angry inciter, and I revert to age 11. Which only goes to show, a cabbie’s work is never done. Mine isn’t, that’s for sure. 쩾 “Hackie” is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

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TAKING NOTE OF VISUAL VERMONT

It’s a constant struggle, but it makes it a whole lot of fun.”

In fact, when most of us are seeking cozy shelter, Mohr and Johnson often go with the snow. “One of our favorite things to do is go out in a storm and be in it — not only survive, but have a great time in it,”

a few pointers. I encourage those people to take a class or talk to someone who does it. The camera is quite simple, really.”

Brian Mohr wasn’t so sure about shooting when he got his first camera at age 12: After happily snapping

The changing of the seasons, and the schizophrenic weather, make it really easy to stay motivated as a photographer — every day we wake up it’s a little different.

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S IMAGE “Green Mountain Goldmine”

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“Wild People, Wild Places” will be on view at La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, through February 28.

ome pictures are not really worth the proverbial thousand words; others are worth a whole lot more. The sumptuous “adventure photography” of Brian Mohr and Emily Johnson, currently exhibited at La Brioche Bakery in Montpelier, fall into the latter camp. And “camp” is an apt expression here, because the Moretown couple has spent many an overnight in some of the planet’s wildest environs in order to capture these images.

In fact, their exhibit is titled “Wild People, Wild Places,” but its purpose is not simply to show pretty pictures from exotic locales. Mohr and Johnson have an earnest mission behind their methods: to promote the enjoyment and protection of natural resources, and to “generate greater awareness of the wild areas” in our own back yards. Toward that end, they enlisted sponsorships from local businesses and organizations, such as the Green Mountain Club and Forest Watch, which share a devotion to ecology and conservation. The exhibit includes, for example, a descriptive display about the Vermont Wilderness Proposal and a map of the Long Trail. Altogether the images and text represent a collusion of environmentalism, activism and art.

“The show is really about the

protected areas in Vermont, and not just wilderness and the Green Mountain Forest,” Mohr says. “It’s also a matter of smart growth, sensible town use and how we use the remaining open land in Vermont…

We’re hoping this show generates some interest in what we have to do and how to get there.”

Many thousands of words have been employed on these subjects in Vermont alone, and the loquacious Mohr is happy to contribute to the dialogue. But consciousness-raising aside, his and Johnson’s photographs — they share credit on everything — can also be appreciated simply for their beauty. In the nearly 50 vivid shots at La Brioche, the spectacular views provided by Mother Nature are enhanced by this couple’s skills in composition and in capturing the interplay of light and shadow. And while some shots were spontaneous, Mohr and Johnson often put themselves in the right place — say, the top of a mountain — and wait patiently for the right light conditions to come along.

Of course, inclement weather might come along, too. “If it’s wet and blowing around, it can be tough,” Mohr concedes. “I use a UV filter to cover the lens. When that gets wet, I’ll pull out another one …

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Mohr says. “We’ll ski up to a shelter, listen to the wind roar through the treetops, and spend the night until it just ceases altogether.” In the morning when the sun is shining and the snow is glistening, “it’s really magical here in the Green Mountains,” he says. “The changing of the seasons, and the schizophrenic weather, make it really easy to stay motivated as a photographer — every day we wake up it’s a little different.”

The images at La Brioche tend to portray the calm before — or after — a storm. All depict glorious nature, from mountain vistas to close-ups of dewy plants. Most are full-frame, but some images are cropped to squares or long panoramics. Most are people-free. When Mohr or Johnson do appear, they’re hiking, skiing, ice climbing or hurtling down rapids. Yet he insists their abilities are nothing special.

“People think we’re extreme skiers or paddlers, but we’re not,” Mohr says.

“We just do enough of it that it becomes ordinary to be on a mountain with a 60-degree pitch below us.

The kinds of places we’re visiting, anyone can do.”

Maybe. But not while shooting perfectly composed, sharply focused images. “Well, you definitely have to know what you’re doing, technically speaking,” Mohr admits. “But people who want to capture the kinds of images they see in galleries just need

away for hours, he was dismayed to find it wasn’t loaded. He didn’t give photography another thought until high school in Sherburne, Massachusetts, then abandoned it again when he headed to Rocky Mountain College. But eventually the lure of the lens won him over.

In 1998, so did fellow shutterbug Emily Johnson. When they discovered they also had a mutual interest in traveling, a shared life clicked into place. “Within a few months we embarked on a bicycle tour of Europe,” Mohr says. That was followed by a 3000-mile ride down South America; the couple spent 80 days camping and biking in the Patagonian Andes. This July they’ll begin a different kind of adventure: Mohr, now 30, and Johnson, 28, are getting married.

The pair left Colorado for Vermont — Johnson is an East Montpelier native — but their adventures continue to take them far from home. When people see their pictures, “They often ask, ‘Don’t you have jobs?’ or ‘How do you get all that vacation time?’” Mohr says with a chuckle. In fact, they do have jobs: Mohr is also a freelance writer and regular contributor to Backcountry, Vermont Sports and other publications; Johnson teaches photography at U32 High School in Montpelier.

The couple sells their photographs not only to outdoor magazines but to clients such as Karhu USA, Mad River Glen and the Vermont Ski Association.

Nature isn’t their only subject — they also shoot weddings and portraiture — but it’s their favorite.

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he imaginary woman depicted on Amber Wiggett’s business card is wearing a polka-dot scarf on her head and flexing the muscles of one arm. It’s Rosie the Riveter, who symbolized the female industrial workforce that took over while men were fighting overseas during World War II. For the 26-year-old Plainfield resident, this image represents the essence of Homemakers Ecological Construction, a company she founded in 2003 that boasts its employees’ diversity. A brochure enumerates the enterprise’s commitment to “women, mothers, trans and gay people, low-income people, young people [and] small people.”

At just over 5-feet-4-inches tall, Wiggett is a petite entrepreneur with big ideals.

“Empowerment,” a key word in her vocabulary, means demystifying the construction trade for anyone who wants to learn it. In fact, her crew resists specialization by learning the entire range of skills. They use traditional methods: Old-fashioned pegs are preferable to nails, for instance. In keeping with the worldwide sustainability movement, their materials are environment-friendly and often recycled Amber Wiggett for building or renovating structures at Homemakers Ecological affordable rates.

Construction Company Wiggett shares a cozy apartment in a Plainfield century-old firehouse with her boyfriend Ben Graham. On a mid-February afternoon, sunlight streams through the windows and illuminates the telltale signs of her occupation: The floors are sprinkled with wood shavings tracked in from the Homemakers workshop downstairs. Like Rosie the Riveter — an Arlington teenager was Norman Rockwell’s model for the 1943 prototype drawing — Wiggett is a native Vermonter flexing some physical and emotional muscle. But finding fulfillment has meant battling a few personal demons.

SEVEN DAYS: Were you interested in this kind of thing at an early age?

AMBER WIGGETT: Well, I was a tomboy always kind of building forts. I grew up in Randolph.

SD: What was your family like?

AW: I have three brothers and three sisters. My biological dad managed a greeting-card company. My mom raised dogs. My stepfather’s an electrician. But when I was young, I really just wanted to get away from Vermont.

SD: Did you accomplish that?

AW: Yes. In 1996, I spent a year at the Maine College of Art in Portland. Then I went to Athens, Georgia, because it’s got a lively arts scene. I painted and had some exhibits in small galleries, but moved to Providence after a year. I would sneak into drawing classes at the Rhode Island School of Design.

SD: How long did you stay there?

AW: Less than a year.

SD: You were restless?

AW: I was curious and adventurous.

Around that time, I began to feel inspired about sustainable and organic living ideas. I returned to Portland for a year and a half and took care of two foster children. Adolescent boys.

SD: How old were you?

AW: Nineteen. I saved enough money to buy 40 acres in Brownington, Vermont. My boyfriend and I moved back here in the summer of 1999 to live on the land. In the winter, I did foster care in Colchester. I found a little book in the library on building your own earthen home. We also brought a teacher up from Massachusetts to give a one-week natural-construction workshop for about a dozen people. And then we spent two summers building a hybrid house.

SD: What does that mean?

AW: Part of it was cob, which is a combination of sand, clay and straw that’s

very much like adobe. It had a roundwood timber frame with logs from our property that hadn’t been milled. The rest was strawbale. The roof was sheet metal. We had passive solar.

SD: How big a place?

AW: Tiny but efficiently designed. Very cute and hobbity.

crew had any building experience when we started.

SD: Would you ever hire men?

AW: We wouldn’t necessarily exclude them if they accept our goals, but our first year has been about creating a safe bubble for people who aren’t usually welcomed in this business.

SD: Sounds heavenly. Why did you leave?

AW: My partner and I broke up midconstruction. I finished it myself and lived there for three consecutive seasons.

SD: What sort of jobs have you tackled?

AW: This past summer, our first project was a 1200-square-foot strawbale and timber-frame house in Tunbridge based on my architectural design. We were the SD: That sounds like an unusually contractors doing it all: the plastering, long stretch for you. Where did the roofing, the earthen adobe floors, the you go next? insulation, the custom-framed windows.

AW: Findhorn, Scotland. I was there for The owner brought in an outside a few months teaching and doing carplumber, and my stepfather, Herm pentry. I came back to Vermont in the Ashline, helped with the electrical. fall of 2001 and lived in Brownington SD: The cold must keep you again, then Monkton. I started a business, Handywoman Carpentry. I visited indoors now.

California to teach a women’s timberAW: We have up to seven people in the framing workshop. I was invited to be warmer months. A core of four stays the keynote speaker at the Natural with me all year. We’ve done remodelBuilding Convergence in Oregon. ing, painting and finishing jobs, includDuring three weeks in Portland, I built ing at the Langdon Street Café in an urban sauna with a sod roof at some- Montpelier. Our paints are all natural, some of them made with milk. one’s home.

SD: With all that relocating, when did you realize this was your profession?

AW: The moment I wanted it was the moment I organized that workshop in Brownington. In California, it seemed as if I was wanted by the natural-building community. After returning to Vermont in 2002, I co-founded SpiralWorks with my partner Ben Graham. It’s a nonprofit that does education and advocacy for sustainable-living systems.

SD: How is that different from your other company?

AW: Homemakers is a for-profit construction business that empowers people no matter their gender, size or sexual orientation. None of the girls on my

SD: Have you settled down?

AW: This winter, I emerged from three years of terrible depression and an eating disorder. Now I’m really confident about what we can do. It’s enriching and feeds me personally, but also makes a difference in the greater scheme of things. And we have fun. We get ridiculous, silly and playful. It’s our own little workplace culture.

SD: How has your family reacted to having an unconventional daughter?

AW: They’re mostly supportive. My grandparents are totally bewildered, of course. “Transgender” was a new concept for them. My biological dad calls us Amber and the Amazonians.

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Dear Cecil, Ever since I was a kid the media have warned about not looking directly at a solar eclipse. The principal at our school would always keep us inside to avoid our burning out our retinas sneaking a peek. Are we all being fooled by an urban legend that keeps getting recirculated every time there’s an eclipse? I’ve never seen a rash of stories after an eclipse about people being blinded or needing glasses because they couldn’t resist the temptation to gaze.

Shub from Ottawa, Canada We’ll get to this directly, but first an acknowledgment.

Several times in recent weeks I’ve thanked Bibliophage of the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board for his aid in preparing these columns, and now must do so yet again. As one of the last generalists in an era of information overload, often I’ll find an interesting letter in the Big Box o’ Questions and think: Confound it, what did that little man from the Mayo Clinic call eye damage due to eclipse gazing? How gratifying to then find a note from Bibliophage in the margin: Cece, it’s solar retinopathy.

Right. To which one can only add that while the danger of looking at solar eclipses may be exaggerated, it’s no urban legend. You’ve never seen a rash of stories about eye damage following an eclipse? Clearly you missed the issues of Documenta Ophthalmologica and other eye journals in which they reported scores of injuries resulting from the solar eclipse visible in Europe, the Middle East and Asia on August 11, 1999. The number of victims was nonetheless relatively low due to warnings before the event and clouds during, and most recovered fully within a matter of months.

The reality of solar retinopathy having been conceded, plenty of misinformation about the phenomenon has been perpetuated, often by people who should know better. Reviewing pronouncements made before the 1999 eclipse, an editorial in one UK journal observed, “A common characteristic of all these ‘expert’ views was a

virtually complete absence of valid arguments.” Among the disputable claims about eclipse watching and sun watching in general: • Eclipse blindness results from retina burn — i.e., the retina is damaged by heat due to solar radiation passing through the lens of the eye, much as rays focused by a magnifying glass can light a fire. Some authorities feel a more likely explanation is photochemical damage.

Were heat the culprit, they argue, eclipse damage would happen quickly, but evidence suggests it accumulates over repeated viewings during the several hours of the event.

• You can go permanently, totally blind staring at the sun during an eclipse. Permanently, maybe. Totally, probably not. An hour of rooting around in the journals turned up no cases of permanent total blindness; even cases of severe initial impairment mostly turned out to be temporary. No guarantees, though — one London eye hospital reported that 10 percent of the eclipse victims they treated suffered some permanent vision loss.

• Glancing at the unoccluded sun for a split second will ruin your eyes. Nonsense. While you may be briefly dazzled, your body’s reflexes — rapid contraction of the pupils, averting your eyes — will likely kick in, limiting the danger. For normal unprotected eyes, the damage threshold is in the neighborhood of 30 seconds of direct exposure — still not a long time, I admit.

Miscellaneous facts of interest: • Ophthalmologists can sometimes determine which phases of an eclipse a patient with solar damage was watching by noting the “sickle” on each retina — that is, the arc of retinal swelling that corresponds to crescent-shaped portions of the sun left uncovered at various points.

• Whatever may be said about eclipse gazing, you can screw yourself up pretty good staring at the sun while whacked out or in the grip of religious experience. In one report of 300-plus cases of solar retinopathy seen at a clinic in Nepal, 10 percent involved literal sun worshippers — people who gazed at the sun daily or on special occasions. (Some Hindus engage in this practice, often forming a one-hole mask with their hands for the purpose.) Sixties survivors who recall horror stories about people incinerating their foveae while tripping may be interested to know it wasn’t just talk — I found a 1976 report of “a 23-year-old man [who] sustained severe macular damage by sun gazing during a hallucinogenic drug-induced state.” The hallucinogenic drug was LSD. • Most North Americans have at least a few years to get up to speed on solar eclipse safety. Although those in the southern U.S. and Mexico will be able to catch the edge of the eclipse centered on the South Pacific this April 8, we won’t have ringside seats (and then only in western states) till the eclipse of May 20, 2012.

CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic.

Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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The YMCA will pay the entire $10,000,000.00+ cost of renovating and expanding the Moran Plant.

The YMCA will dedicate 5% of its annual revenue – projected at $250,000 per year – in recreation services to Burlington residents. That could mean more free guest passes for city residents, free swim lessons for children, a teen center, community art lessons, or whatever activities the city and Burlington residents decide are most needed. And the YMCA never turns away an individual due to an inability to pay membership fees. In fact, one out of every five members receives financial assistance.

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Small world, eh?

That’s the whole point. It’s a very, very small world, and we’re rapidly destroying its atmosphere and creating a catastrophic future for our children and their children.

The college kids at the UVM conference get it. Let’s hope they convince the old folks quickly — especially the ones in office.

Sadly, in all the world, no government has its head buried deeper in the sand than our own. President Bush, as you may know, has refused to let the U.S. join 141 other nations signing on to the Kyoto global-warming pact.

Imagine if Vermont’s Republican governor went public with a call for our Republican president to do the right thing and sign?

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Shems represents four cities including Oakland, California, as well as Friends of the Earth and Greenpeace.

The suit is a bold attempt to get two federal agencies — the Overseas Private Investment Corporation and the Export-Import Bank of the United States — to simply abide by current environmental law when funding and developing huge overseas fossil-fuel-burning power projects.

The Bush administration is fighting the lawsuit tooth and nail.

This one is a biggie. For much more, check out http://www.climate lawsuit.org.

YMCA? — No way, folks. Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle’s proposal to move the YMCA into the abandoned waterfront Moran Plant has no more lift-off ability than his 2004 gubernatorial campaign did.

When loyal, dedicated YMCA members contact yours truly to complain about the ineptitude of the Y’s current management, you know it’s going down.

When Progressive Ward 2 City Councilor Jane Knodell, PhD, doesn’t even mention the YMCA in her 200-word candidate pitch in the Freeps, you know it’s going down.

When respected Ward 1 Independent Sharon Bushor comes out against it, you know it’s going down.

When Michael Monte, Burlington’s economic development director, goes to Florida for two weeks and isn’t due back until the day after the vote, you know it’s going down.

When The Burlington Free Press runs a glowing editorial describing the scheme as the greatest thing since sliced bread, you know it’s going down.

And when project supporters such as Democrat Councilors Andy Montroll (Ward 6) and Joan Shannon (Ward 5) perfect the art of backpedaling in their Ch. 17 candidate debates, you know it’s going down.

A rising political star, Shannon described the vote not in terms of approving the project, but rather as merely “saying yes to taking it to the next step.”

Montroll assured viewers again and again he definitely “will listen to the voters.”

The only question is: Will it go down as badly as Mayor Moonie’s gubernatorial effort?

Media Notes — One ex-Deaniac with deep Vermont roots has, like the former Vermont presidential candidate himself, landed on his feet in the swamps of Foggy Bottom.

Garrett Graff, son of AP’s Chris Graff, has just started up D.C.’s hottest new political blog. It’s called “Fishbowl DC” (http://www. mediabistro.com/fishbowlDC), and its target ain’t the politicians, but rather the Washington press corps.

Asked about his qualifications by “Hotline” last week, Graff the Younger replied, “I’m not the slightest bit qualified, but when have qualifications ever limited a reporter inside the Beltway? At least I write my own stuff. We’re following in the finest traditions of Bob Woodward’s reporting: We’ll be nice to our friends and sources, and merciless to those who don’t return our phone calls.”

Can you say, “Duck”?

Trust me, Garrett Graff is qualified. In eighth grade, he served as a Statehouse page. Even then we could tell he was dangerous. You know the type — eyes and ears wide open and mouth shut. The Harvard grad was still a student at Montpelier High School in 1997 when he created and designed Gov. Howard Dean’s very first website.

Garrett told Seven Days he’s also started up an Internet and politics consulting firm that grew out of the Dean for America Web team.

“All around, it’s been rather fun,” said Graff, “although I do miss the cozy Vermont winters. These people have no idea how to respond to snow.”

As for the current state of his exboss Howard Dean, Graff said he attended Ho-Ho’s coronation as DNC chairman at the Washington Hilton.

“The place was filled with a ton of ex-Deaniacs in various stages of shock and excitement,” said Graff.

“After three years and $55 million, we finally won — granted, not the election we originally entered, but we won something!”

This just in: Ch.5’s veteran news director Andy Wormser has landed a big job with AP in Washington. It involves installing new computer software for TV newsrooms.

Following the money, eh?

As Goes Vermont — Look, we know little Vermont has a reputation for leading the nation on a number of important issues, but leading the world?

The British government announced this week that, starting in December, same-sex couples in Great Britain will be allowed to form civil unions.

“This legislation is going to make a real difference to these couples and it demonstrates the government’s commitment to equality and social justice,” said Deputy Minister for Women and Equality Jacqui Smith.

Perhaps one day we’ll see former

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Republican State Rep. Tom Little get his well-deserved knighthood after all?

Sunday Bloody Sunday — We lost two special Vermonters last weekend: Republican State Sen. Julius Canns and Burlington folk singer/songwriter Rachel Bissex.

The politician and the artist were both victims of cancer.

“Jules,” as he was known under the golden dome, was certainly a one-of-a-kind character, and I mean character. He arrived at the Statehouse 12 years ago as a crusty conservative curmudgeon from the Northeast Kingdom and quickly turned a lot of folks off. Longwinded partisan bombast doesn’t fly well at the Statehouse.

But you know what?

Ol’ Jules got the message. Sen. Canns changed his tune, but not his politics. He learned how to disagree without being disagreeable.

The likable right-winger from St. J was even known to joke around with a certain left-wing columnist from Seven Days.

We’ll miss you, Jules. Never forget you.

Then there was the sad news echoing through the Burlington arts community and beyond.

If beauty had another name it just might be “Rachel Bissex.” She and her husband, jazz musician/ playwright Steve Goldberg, were cogs in the wheel of the 1980s Burlington arts scene. That’s when our current congressman was our mayor and anything seemed possible.

Mayor Bernie Sanders started up a Mayor’s Arts Council back then and later won a statewide following. From coffeehouses to concert halls, Rachel Bissex won a national following, too (http:// www.rachelbissex.com).

In the post-disco, punk-rock 1980s, folk music wasn’t cool anymore. Rachel was the first person we met in Burlap familiar with the late, great Phil Ochs. Ochs was the best political singer/songwriter of the ’60s. He died in 1972 and quickly headed for obscurity.

Rachel’s brilliant — dare we say mesmerizing? — 2004 CD, In White Light, was released after she was diagnosed with cancer. And it’s a white light that will forever shine.

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ermont had one of the highest voter turnouts in the country last November — 70 percent went to the polls — but chances are many people will skip next week’s local contests. In 2002, for example, only about 30 percent of registered voters cast a ballot at Town Meeting Day in March.

If you ask around, especially in the bigger towns, you find that most people say they just don’t know enough about the candidates, or the arcanely worded ballot questions, to feel qualified to weigh in.

One woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, says that for years she didn’t even know there were two elections a year. “People talk about the ones in November,” she says. “Nobody talks about the ones in March.”

They’re talking about it less, anyway. A 2004 survey by the Project for Excellence in Journalism found that nationwide, 57 percent of reporters, editors, producers and executives think “bottom-line pressure” is hurting local news coverage.

But there are still a few media outlets dedicated to shining a light on local government, no matter how boring or unprofitable that endeavor may be. An example is Burlington-based Channel 17 Town Meeting Television, one of the state’s 33 locally controlled cable channels. Executive Director Lauren-Glenn Davitian says that her noncommercial news source plays a vital role in cultivating democracy. “You can’t have democracy without informed citizens,” she explains, “and you can’t have informed citizens if they’re relying on the mainstream media.”

There’s no official list of who belongs

to the mainstream media, but the category generally includes daily newspapers, television networks such as NBC, cable channels such as CNN, commercial radio stations and magazines such as Time, all of which claim to provide “objective” news.

But Davitian implies that the editing process itself compromises objectivity.

Reporters and editors are filters, after all, selecting compelling quotes and crafting a narrative to explain an issue or event. But given access to the same raw materials, different writers may come to different conclusions. That’s why, Davitian suggests, it’s important to make the raw materials available to the public.

“The more local information that’s not edited, the better informed you can be.”

Davitian’s station offers gavel-to-gavel, unedited coverage of meetings, hearings and various community events. If you live in Burlington, for example, and can’t make it to a City Council meeting, you can watch the whole thing on cable TV. Davitian says that information isn’t anywhere else.

Not on the local TV news, anyway.

Davitian praises Channel 3 for its hourlong newscast, but adds, “The way these programs are edited doesn’t really give you the full picture.” And oftentimes government meetings are not reported in The Burlington Free Press, the “paper of record.” “They used to have a reporter who went to every City Council meeting,” Davitian says. And now? “If they do, I don’t read about it.”

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DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T LIKE THE NEWS? WRITE IT YOURSELF It seems you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t pick up a newspaper these days without reading about how fewer people are picking up the newspaper. An article in Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Washington Post began, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The venerable newspaper is in trouble.â&#x20AC;? A quote from Sports Illustrated President John Squires went further still, declaring, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Print is dead.â&#x20AC;?

But as traditional daily newspapers are ailing, online news sources are sprouting all over the country. Last December, programmer and marketing consultant Brian Brown launched one in Burlington.

Technically, iBurlington.com. is a blog â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a frequently updated website that lists the most recent entries first. But iBurlington is no solipsistic online journal â&#x20AC;&#x201D; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more like a newspaper that invites everyone to become a reporter.

Brown, a 34-year-old Ferrisburgh native who lives in Burlington, has some previous experience with online newspapers. In 1999, he designed a website for Middleburyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Addison Eagle, which he admits got very little traffic.

He has higher hopes for iBurlington, which was modeled after a similar site in Brattleboro. In two years, iBrattleboro.com has attracted 701 registered users, who have posted more than 2460 stories. Both the Boston Globe and the Washington Post have mentioned the site. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m so impressed with the numbers that theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got up,â&#x20AC;? says Brown. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If Brattleboro is getting IBURLINGTON.COM FOUNDER this, Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going BRIAN BROWN to get at least this.â&#x20AC;?

Brown shows off his creation during an interview at Speeder & Earlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coffee shop on Pine Street, where piles of newspapers are scattered about. He opens his laptop, joins Speederâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s free wireless network, and boots up. Recent articles, most of which he posted himself, include a dispatch from a Burlington City Council meeting about the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smoking ban, a report on a state bill to lower the drinking age and a story about a Burlington High School basketball game. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just going to let people have their say,â&#x20AC;? he explains. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like an ongoing Town Meeting.â&#x20AC;?

Brown does censor the site â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he approves every article before it appears â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but the only things he edits out are profanity and blatant commercialism. Eventually heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to see others step up to moderate the discussion. Someone whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s interested in politics, for example, could become the politics moderator. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a paid position, though. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no money in this venture, for him or his contributors.

The online publisher denies that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s trying to replace newspapers â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he simply says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s created a supplement, a way of disseminating news and opinions that the traditional media ignore. The stories on his site are opinionated and often unprofessional, but heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fine with that â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t believe other news outlets are truly objective, either. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The choice of stories is still a very strong form of bias,â&#x20AC;? he observes.

Not everyone in the field of journalism is shocked by that statement. Dan Gillmor worked for decades as a reporter and columnist in California before he left his newspaper job to start a foundation that promotes grassroots journalism. In his book, We the Media: Grassroots Journalism By the People, For the People, Gillmor writes, â&#x20AC;&#x153;The issues of our times are too complex, too nuanced, for the major media to cover properly, given the economic realities of modern corporate journalism.â&#x20AC;?

That sounds awfully serious compared to whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s motivating Brian Brown to put so much time and effort into this project. He says simply, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fun.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; C.R.

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theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re worth airing, and watching, because they give viewers an understanding of â&#x20AC;&#x153;how the event has been transformed by the processâ&#x20AC;? of media involvement. A New York Times article â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that hangs on the wall at the North Winooski Avenue office â&#x20AC;&#x201D; pointed that out in a January 2004 article about Howard Dean. After watching 300 hours of tape from his appearances on Channel 17, reporters offered an in-depth, comprehensive moderate portrait that contrasted sharply with characterizations of the candidate in the mainstream press.

The action isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just in the Channel 17 archives; a debate last week about the future of Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Moran Plant was as gripping as anything on network primetime. Viewers witnessed a back-and-forth that would surely have been truncated in a newspaper report. They heard Burlington attorney Sandy Bairdâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s steely tone as she interrupted Mayor Peter Clavelle, and Clavelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s snarky retort: â&#x20AC;&#x153;We could discuss nuances, and I know that attorneys are good at that,â&#x20AC;? he said.

That exchange might not have been deemed newsworthy by anybody else, but it exposed some of the bitterness that bubbles beneath this waterfront debate. Throughout the show, the switchboard was lit up with incoming calls. Clearly, people were watching.

Davitian suggests that the presence of the cameras makes politicians more â&#x20AC;&#x153;conscious of how

they serve the public interest,â&#x20AC;? and may hold the media more accountable as well.

Colchester Select Board member Bob Campbell, who appears regularly on Channel 17, says he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think the cameras change how he behaves at meetings, but he agrees that the station provides a valuable service. Though the channel is not able to measure its viewership, Campbell says he frequently hears comments about his appearances. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A fair number of peopleâ&#x20AC;? are watching, he suggests, many of them senior citizens who are unable to attend municipal meetings.

Clavelle hears similar feedback. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m amazed at the number of people who will comment on a show,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It certainly has its following.â&#x20AC;?

Clavelle also points out that Channel 17 is useful to politicians like himself. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It allows candidates to get their message to the voters without being filtered by corporate media,â&#x20AC;? he says. The station sponsors candidate forums for local offices, during which people running for school board or select board can answer questions from a moderator, and from viewers who call in. In many cases, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the only time citizens get to see these office-seekers answer direct questions. These local candidates have more control over our money, towns and lives than the presidential candidates that got so much airtime last fall.

CCTV producer and director Jess Wilson says sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to do even more local programming.

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Channel 17’s new hourlong legislative digest is edited — Wilson hopes the highlights version will drive viewers toward the uncut coverage. The show begins with a jaunty theme played over a montage of politicos, including Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie, Progressive Rep. David Zuckerman, Democratic House Speaker Gaye Symington and Seven Days’ political columnist Peter Freyne.

“Under the Dome” airs Tuesday nights at 6 while the legislature is in session.

That said, Channel 17’s schedule changes constantly, and the times don’t appear in the daily newspaper or TV Guide. Show times appear every half-hour on the screen, though, and on the website at http://www.cctv.org. Otherwise, if you want to see a specific program, you can call the station, located on North Winooski Avenue in Burlington. “If you missed it,” says Davitian, “we will figure out a way to get you to see it.”

Though Channel 17 seems like a logical and necessary public service, its funding situation is precarious. The station operates on mandatory fees from cable companies and their subscribers — payment for the privilege of running their cables across public land. The telecommunications regulatory structure currently requires that cable companies in Vermont spend 5 percent of their subscriber fees on the creation of Public Access, Educational Access and Governmental Access channels, supporting Channel 15, Channel 16 and Channel 17, respectively.

But newer technologies, such as satellite TV, are not bound by these same requirements — that’s why you can’t get Channel 17 on satellite.

As a result, cable companies have begun arguing that the fees they pay for public-access channels are stifling their ability to compete.

Davitian expects this debate will heat up over the next few years, and she’s worried about how the station will survive. “It’s a pretty big thing,” she says. “We’d be doing telethons, trying to get grants. It would not be as robust a service as it is today. . . People really need to understand that their access to these services is at risk.”

Jess Wilson agrees. Moments before she steps in front of the Channel 17 cameras to moderate a Thursday-night Burlington school-board candidate forum, she offers a grim assessment of the station’s future, which she believes is under attack by the same commercial forces that have been shrinking local news coverage for years. “This could be a thing of the past,” she warns, “if people don’t stand up and say, ‘This is important.’” 쩾

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Kara DeLeonardis and Sarah Page live in Burlington’s South End with their daughters Zaley, 3, and Adelaide, 7 months. Sarah gave birth to Zaley, and Kara carried Adelaide. They both used the same anonymous donor’s sperm, which they bought in a double batch and had stored at Fletcher Allen. The arrangement makes the girls genetic half-sisters — though Kara rejects such language. “I don’t want them to think they’re anything other than full siblings,” she says. “I think there’s too much emphasis on biology.”

“Cheryl” is a 41-year-old Burlington woman who has always wanted a child, and always assumed she’d have one as part of a relationship with a guy. But when her biological clock began winding down and it became clear that her boyfriend didn’t want to father her baby, Cheryl decided to go it alone. “I cannot rely on a man,” she says, “I cannot rely on anyone but myself. If it’s my true heart’s desire, I need to do this by myself.” After browsing sperm catalogues, she chose a donor who seemed similar to her: blue eyes, blond hair, good grades, an easy wit and a love of sea otters. Plus, he had a cute baby picture. Finding Mr. Right was easy. “Just punch in what you want and they give you those attributes,” Cheryl says. After two inseminations, she’s waiting for positive results.

The pull of procreation is about as basic as human nature gets. But the urge to reproduce isn’t necessarily tied to the desire, or the ability, to get pregnant the usual way. Donor insemination introduces semen into the uterus with something other than a penis. It’s also called AI. The “A” stands for either “artificial” or, among the politically correct, “alternative.” The technique was originally developed for farm animals, and was first used to help human couples in the late 19th century. By 1955, 50,000 married women had achieved in physician-assisted pregnancies. In 1986-87, the most recent year such statistics were assembled, an estimated 172,000 Americans underwent medically supervised AI, and 65,000 of them gave birth — nearly half using semen from someone other than their husbands.

What the numbers don’t show is how many used a donor’s sperm because they didn’t have — or want — a husband.

With support from the women’s movement, lesbians pioneered the process of doit-yourself impregnation. Along with some unmarried heterosexual women who wanted to bypass doctors, they took matters into their own… turkey basters. As the medical establishment — and society — have become more accepting of nontraditional families, females without males have come to represent a fertile market within the baby-making industry. But it still isn’t child’s play.

Three decades ago, lesbian AI was political as well as personal. It was a way to stick it to the patriarchal medical establishment, suggests sociologist Amy Agigian (see

ABOVE: JOAN KNIGHT (LEFT), HER PARTNER NORA, AND DAUGHTER CLAIRE, CIRCA. 1982. BELOW: JOAN AND CLAIRE TODAY.

side-bar). But for many it was also the only choice. Physicians controlled who could get pregnant through AI, and if you were openly homosexual, you were out of luck. The situation hadn’t improved much by 1988; that year, a government survey found doctors more likely to deny insemination to a woman because she was a lesbian than if she had medical risks from pregnancy, a sexually transmitted disease or a criminal record.

Lesbians looking for physicians to help them get pregnant generally kept their sexual preferences to themselves. Joan Knight wasn’t one of them. Now 65 and living in Burlington, Joan broke new ground when she decided to have her baby here in 1976.

She called a New York City sperm bank, identified herself as a lesbian, and asked if she could use the center’s services. The man on the phone said he’d never been asked that before. After checking with his lawyer,

he agreed to help. But he couldn’t release sperm to an individual — Knight had to find a physician. Easier said than done. The first four or five Vermont doctors she asked refused. “I felt like I was bumping into prejudice,” she says.

When she tried Burlington’s Women’s Health Center, the feminist collective “called a meeting.” Knight and her partner participated in the discussion. “A couple of

people didn’t think this was the right thing to do to a child,” Knight recalls. “A third person said, ‘This isn’t the order of the universe. Nature works another way.’” After much debate, the group gave Knight the go-ahead.

The next task was selecting a donor.

The sperm bank invited customers to specify characteristics such as race and IQ. But Joan opted not to opt. “I wanted to take my chances,” she explains. If she was nonchalant about the semen, though, she was anything but when it came to the insemination. “I became quite an expert at predicting my ovulation,” she says. That meant charting her temperature for eight months, and using a mirror to study changes on her cervix.

Knight once again broke new ground when she delivered her daughter at the Burlington hospital then known as the Mary Fletcher. In those days, hospital policy stipulated that only the patient’s husband could be present at the birth. A supportive physician convinced the administration to set a new precedent by admitting Knight’s female partner. Another doctor, Knight says, ensured that only nurses who were not “prejudiced against lesbianism” be assigned to her care.

Although plenty of physicians still refuse to help lesbians inseminate, this sort of gate-keeping isn’t nearly as common as it once was. One reason is economic, Agigian suggests. Advances such as in vitro fertilization now make it possible for more heterosexual couples to conceive using the man’s own genetic material. That has made the donor-sperm route a lot less attractive, so businesses that rely on the sale of semen not only accept, but target lesbians and single straight women in order to meet the bottom line. Even facilities known for being unfriendly to lesbians now officially state that they don’t discriminate based on sexual orientation.

The cultural change is evident in Burlington. Twenty-eight years after Joan Knight convinced hospital officials to allow her partner into her labor room, Kara DeLeonardis spent most of her labor with her female partner in the tub at Fletcher Allen’s birthing center.

Judith Gerber, PhD, who counsels prospective AI clients at Fletcher Allen, says she has seen an increase in the number of lesbians coming to the hospital to get pregnant. “Lesbian couples are moving to Vermont to start families because we are perceived as a gay-friendly state, particularly by couples living less than open lives in Bible Belt states,” she writes in an email. “It is gratifying, from my perspective as a provider,” she adds, “to be part of an institution which also offers gay-friendly medical and psychological care to these pioneering women.”

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Coming to grips with being a sperm donor STORY: KEN PICARD IMAGE: STEFAN BUMBECK

She hit me up for sperm over a plate of eggs. A few years ago I was eating breakfast with an ex-girlfriend who was single at the time and losing sleep over the loud, incessant ticking of her biological clock. She dropped the bomb as I was stuffing a forkful of huevos rancheros into my mouth. “So, if I’m not married by the time I’m 36, would you be willing to help me have a child?”

“Sure,” I replied, with as much thought as I would have given a waitress asking to warm my coffee.

My ex was stunned. “Yes? Just like that?”

Why not? She’s a dear friend whom I’d once considered marrying. What’s one more romp for old times’ sake?

But before I could even swallow, she was talking about holiday visits and day-care options, whether or not to spank, and whether my folks would be offended if there weren’t a bris. She’d seen a film on ritual circumcision in an anthropology class and no way was anyone going to “mutilate” her son.

My pulse raced into the red zone as it dawned on me that she was asking me to be not quite a daddy but more than an anonymous shot in the dark. Beyond the clinical moniker “biological father,” our language doesn’t even have a word for what I’d be.

Why should it? Throughout most of recorded history men have scattered their

genes to the four winds like so many dandelion seeds carried on a summer breeze.

It’s only recently that men have begun to care where those seeds take root.

As a single guy with no children, I was faced with the possibility that my hasty generosity might require me to put up — or more accurately, put out — not just for one night, but for a lifetime of quasi-parenting. I felt obliged to take a whack at the ethical conundrums of becoming a sperm donor.

Ethical conundrums? you might chortle.

Like what? Whether to use your right hand or your left? You stop by a neighborhood sperm bank, grab a specimen cup and the latest issue of Barely Legal, liquidate your assets, then leave your deposit with the teller on your way out. End of story.

Mechanics aside, it’s not that easy. On the one hand, the idea of a little pooper walking the planet and getting nothing more from me than a strand of my double helix didn’t sit well. On the other hand, being a part-time, long-distance, faux daddy wasn’t exactly ideal, either. I needed advice.

The old standby for ethical troubleshooting — the Internet — was only minimally helpful. From a donor’s point of view, most of what’s out there is about protecting your anonymity and being free of disease. And a Google search on “ethics”+ “sperm donation” turns up subjects ranging from the odd to the icky.

For example, is it ethical for the estranged wife of a man killed in a car accident to extract his semen for use in “ART,” or Artificial Reproductive Technology? Like our society doesn’t have enough trouble with deadbeat dads.

Another interesting artifact I came across was a chart, prepared by the Ethics Committee of the American Society of Reproductive Medicine, entitled “potential intrafamilial collaborative reproductive arrangements among first-degree relatives.”

In laymen’s terms, how do you use ART to start a family whose theme song isn’t “Dueling Banjos?” Chilling, but not relevant for me. My potential mate was neither a sister nor a first cousin.

A more relevant topic was if and when to tell the little ones how they were conceived. There’s a prevailing sentiment these days that all humans have a fundamental interest, if not the right, to know their genetic heritage. The American Society of Reproductive Medicine warns that cloaking a child’s biological origins in a shroud of mystery can cause a lifetime of confusion and poor self-esteem. Not to mention waves of uneasiness whenever someone asks, “Who’s your daddy?”

One ethical issue I assumed had already been put to bed was limiting a donor’s turns at bat. I have a friend — I’ll call him Jan — who put himself through college as a seed spreader. Jan is the Aryan Nation’s wet dream: tall, blond, blue-eyed, and built like a Calvin Klein underwear model. Jan won a gold medal in breast stroke at the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona. In the gene pool, he was also a world-class competitor. Prospective mothers were practically lining up at his front door, turkey basters >> 33A

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major motivator is AIDS. In the early days, lesbians often chose gay sperm donors. Today, even women who don’t go through sperm banks insist on having their donors tested. Commercial sperm is frozen and stored, and donors are tested twice for HIV — once when the specimen is taken, and then again six months later before the specimen is released.

Commercial ovulation-predictor kits have replaced the old basal thermometers and charts.

And women who have trouble getting pregnant at home may seek the more reliable intrauterine insemination — a procedure requiring a physician.

When AI was in its infancy, the sperm source was always secret. And in most cases, it still is. The policy protects providers from potential paternity suits, and recipients from possible custody battles. And when the client is married to a man, concealing the donor’s identity preserves the illusion of dad as progenitor. After all, when fertility is equated with manhood, no guy wants to admit that he’s been shooting blanks.

If there’s no father in the picture, the male’s ego isn’t an issue. But the child’s may be.

Nowadays, many consider information about their biological origins to be a human right, whether the issue is adoption or AI. The “known donor” approach began in the 1980s at lesbian-centered sperm banks.

Today, it’s not uncommon for mainstream companies to offer offspring the option of contacting their donor dads when they reach 18.

Providing this option didn’t matter to Kara DeLeonardis and her partner. “We decided it wasn’t important for us,” says Kara.

“It’s really different from adoption, where there are birth parents. We felt like we’re the two parents.” Selecting specific characteristics was also not a priority, she adds. “We weren’t too choosy as long as the person seemed pretty healthy.”

Although Fletcher Allen once relied on local donors — mostly med students — the system proved impractical and was dropped, says Julia Johnson, who directs the hospital’s fertility center. Today FAHC gets its sperm from a bank in Boston.

The hospital bulk-buys semen from six donors at time, selecting the specimens based on the characteristics local clients most often request. To date, all have been Caucasian. After 10 women have selected the same donor, his semen is retired to protect the gene pool.

The company Fletcher Allen uses doesn’t offer “known donors,” but women who want that choice, or who want to choose from a broader range of donors, can shop elsewhere, and the hospital will store and handle the specimen. That’s the route Cheryl took. She browsed through several of the many donor catalogues that can easily

be found online. The tall, blond appeal of an all-Scandinavian sperm bank seemed tempting, but the company didn’t provide a way for offspring to trace their roots, so she went with a California outfit that did. “I can’t do that to a child,” Cheryl says.

unproven in Vermont, cautions Deborah Lashman, a Burlington attorney specializing in family law. Donor insemination is completely unregulated in this state. A pre-conception contract here would presumably protect an AI mom if her donor sudden-

After browsing sperm catalogues, Cheryl chose a donor who seemed similar to her: blue eyes, blond hair, good grades, an easy wit and a love of sea otters.

Some AI mothers want more for their child than just information about the donor — they want the donor to play an ongoing role in the child’s life. And that’s not something you can get through a sperm bank. Early in her donor search, Andrea Kelly turned to the Seven Days personals. Her ad for an “open-minded, attractive, intelligent, trustworthy [man] interested in helping to start a life without custodial or financial obligations” netted 18 responses. But none was willing to be known.

“I didn’t feel comfortable making such a fundamental decision for my child that limited something in their life,” Andrea says. “People have a yearning towards their origins that’s natural and healthy, and that’s positive.” In the end, Andrea and her partner Laura Ramirez chose a mutual friend who came to their Burlington home and left his donation in a baby food jar.

Laura performed the insemination. And now she’s hoping to have a baby of her own. After trying for years to get pregnant through AI, she’s working with a surrogate mother. Exactly how those babies will relate to their donors is yet to be determined.

“Having a known donor is a huge leap of faith,” cautions “Renee.” Her open donor arrangement has been working well for 18 years. Now a resident of Burlington’s Hill Section, Renee was living in San Francisco and looking to get pregnant when a close friend with a 2-year-old daughter offered her husband’s sperm.

Renee’s son calls the donor by his first name, and has always known him as the man who gave his mother the sperm from which he was made. Now a high school senior, he remains extremely close with the donor’s entire family, whom he still sees at least once a year.

“It’s been very, very easy,” Renee says.

Not everyone can count on it being so trouble free. To guard against unwanted complications, women entering into open donor arrangements are likely to formalize their agreements with a legal contract. But the power of those papers remains

ly decided to assert parental rights. But until someone contests such a document in court, its efficacy remains “iffy.”

Most lesbian custody battles aren’t Mom v. Donor; they’re between mother and mother.

For this reason, and because civil unions aren’t recognized outside Vermont, Lashman advises her co-mothering clients to legally adopt their partners’ birth children.

A closely watched case in this area involves Janet MillerJenkins, of Fair Haven, and her former civil union partner Lisa.

Janet and Lisa were CU-ed in 2000. Two years later, Lisa became pregnant through donor insemination and delivered a baby girl. Janet never adopted Isabella, because she believed her civil-union license adequately protected her status as the girl’s co-mother. And it would have if everyone had stayed in Vermont.

But in 2003, the MillerJenkinses’ civil union was dissolved in Rutland Family Court, and Lisa took Isabella to Virginia. On July 1, 2004, that state’s Affirmation of Marriage Act became law. The measure makes it illegal for Virginia to recognize a civil union performed in any other state. The same day, Lisa, who now describes herself as an “ex-lesbian,” filed a suit in a Virginia court denying Janet all parental rights, including visitation.

Lawsuits are currently pending in both states. In Virginia, Janet is fighting for her right to see her daughter. In Vermont, Lisa is appealing a ruling that her denial of Janet’s visitation rights violates the terms of her dissolution agreement.

The couples that make the news tend to be the ones that have conflicts. We’re much less likely to hear about the uncounted number of mothers, single and partnered, who are quietly conceiving and raising their children without men. A generation since the AI baby boom began, the medical profession has learned to accommodate, and even profit from, the trend.

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Sociologist Amy Agigian’s recent book, Baby Steps: How Lesbian Alternative Insemination Is Changing the World, is the first comprehensive study of the economic, political and cultural implications of the lesbian AI baby boom. Agigian, who teaches at Suffolk University in Boston, discussed her findings in a talk on Sunday at Burlington’s Ohavi Zedek Synagogue.

In this passage from her book, she describes her experience as an anonymous sperm courier in the early days of at-home lesbian insemination.

Baby Steps: How Lesbian Alternative Insemination Is Changing the World by Amy Agigian, Wesleyan University Press, 250 pages, $29.95.

I met sperm donors in parking lots, parks, and their home, and relieved them of small containers that I placed immediately into the crook of my armpit. I handed cash to anonymous men, some of whose faces were still flushed, in exchange for a small warm vial. I pulled frozen semen vials from a tank, and thawed them in my hands until I could draw their contents into a syringe to present to a client.

I responded to late night phone calls from women whose ovulatory status required insemination the next morning. Sometimes I delivered semen “on ice” to clients who wanted to inseminate at home. Occasionally I drove for hours with semen wrapped in a temperature-controlled gel pack to meet a woman waiting for me at her home. I drove many times with a fresh vial nestled between my legs, to keep it at the optimal temperature.

On many mornings I unlocked an office in the early hours for a woman, or a couple, whom I let into an examining room to prepare for insemination. I pulled the sterile paper down over the table with the stirrups and laid out a gown. In the next room, I put on latex gloves, opened individually-packaged surgical syringes (which I carried in my car’s glove box), removed the needles and disposed of them in biohazard containers. I drew the semen into two (or, much more rarely, three) syringes, and presented them in a clean paper towel to the waiting woman. I made chitchat with the women or even little jokes about the moon or the auspicious amount of semen in “this batch.”

Back in the next room I turned on the radio and timed my wait, then knocked on the woman’s door and said, “It’s been twenty minutes.” I took my payment.

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in hand, waiting for his swimmers.

But Jan’s semen peddling came at a price. At first, his girlfriend was supportive. She reasoned that he was “performing a great social service,” although she was less than thrilled about being denied sex before donation days to increase his sperm count. When they got more serious, however, she became jealous and he shut off the spigot.

Years later, and only days after their second child was born, the couple got a phone call from Jan’s brother, who was also an avid sperm donor.

Apparently, through a series of well-intentioned but unethical confidentiality breaches, he’d seen photos of Jan’s children and told Jan’s wife. Getting confirmation that Jan actually had other offspring was an emotional blow. It not only raised fears that her kids might one day shack up with a genetic half-sibling or first cousin; she also worried that because these other mothers didn’t know Jan or his quirky sense of humor, they might not “get” his kids.

Naively, I assumed a onetime donor would face fewer complications. Not so. About a year ago, an unmarried friend of mine began talking with a lesbian couple about fathering their child. For nearly five months they negotiated the legal, ethical and parental terms of the arrangement: What religion would the child be? How much time would he be allowed with the child? What would the child call him? What would happen if one or both mothers got sick, died or moved away?

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What if they changed their minds about his parental participation? Each question, it seemed, opened a rabbit hole leading to 10 others.

Frequently overshadowed in the conversations were my friend’s own concerns: Among other things, how did he feel about giving away his first-born child? And why did the “specialness” of a first-born child matter to him, anyway? How would a future partner feel about the arrangement? As he put it, “I had to consider the feelings of someone I hadn’t even met yet.”

When he finally agreed to do it — against the advice of nearly all his friends and family — the couple informed him that they’d chosen another donor.

He was crushed. Suffice it to say, the experience was anticlimactic on many levels.

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Jamaica Kincaid, And so we come to North National Bennington resident Jamaica Geographic, 194 pages, $20. Kincaid and her gardening. Two decades ago, when Soho lofts were cheaper and bangles all the rage, Kincaid worked at The New Yorker, whipping out savvy vignettes of urban life for the magazine’s “Talk of the Town.” She eventually left the city, however, and moved to Vermont, where all the energy she applied to mastering Gotham transferred to her garden, which she brought to life in the anthology My Favorite Plant. A collection of essays, My Garden, came later.

But something beyond the normal level of avidness is evident in Kincaid’s Among Flowers: A Walk in the Himalaya. In the first few pages the novelist and gardener describes a trip she once took to China on a seed-hunting excursion.

“I started out in the city of Kumming and it was so hot,” Kincaid writes, “I wondered if I was just going to have a look at things I could grow in a garden that I made on the island in the Caribbean where I grew up. I wondered if the most thrilling moment I would remember was seeing the tropical version of Liriodendron tulipifera, the tulip tree, of William Bartram’s travels.”

Either Kincaid intrigues you with that casual use of the Latin plant name or she doesn’t, and I have to say I felt my knees go a little weak. People fly halfway around the world to collect seeds in the wild?

Then climb mountains? And hire guides to do this? My immediate response is: Tell me more.

Which she does in Among Flowers, a book-length travel essay that details a more recent seed-collecting trip she took to Nepal on National Geographic’s dime, this time with an eye at describing not just the horticultural interests, but travel’s metaphysical dimensions as well. The result is a book that, in spite of some sloppy repetitions, hooks you with the nifty wonkiness of its premise, then expands into a provocative meditation on the failures and felicities of travel.

As the book begins, Kincaid is gearing up with three botanists whose plant exploration experience makes them sound like extreme mountaineers. Kincaid, by comparison, is a rock-wall climber — capable, but unprepared for adversity.

And so the opening segments of Among

Flowers teem with high-tech descriptions of gear and training, of waterproofing and shot procuring and visa issues. Kincaid’s son is going to come; then he isn’t. Then she gets hurt practicing for the long days of climbing. The trip is put off.

Kincaid points out that travel is a hassle — that, in fact, the point of travel might be to reinstate the friction in our life. Oddly, travel writing as a genre — especially magazine travel writing — tends to overlook this truth. As Alain de Botton wrote in his 2000 book, The Art of Travel: “A travel book may tell us, for example, that the narrator journeyed through the afternoon to reach the town of X and after a night in a medieval monastery awoke to a misty dawn. But we never simply ‘journey through the afternoon.’ We sit in a train. Lunch digests awkwardly within us.

The seat cloth is grey. We look out the window at a field.”

Kincaid is most assiduously of the de Botton school. Once she arrives in Nepal, we hear about her pathological fear of fruit bats, then her desire to see one. We hear of her anxiety about flying a prop plane to Tumlingtar, and the way the pilot had an unnerving habit of reading the newspaper while flying. We hear of her difficulty getting a satellite phone to work, and how the guides and helpers were so numerous she couldn’t remember their names.

These comments make Kincaid sound like a travel partner from hell — she’d definitely be among the first to get booted from the hit reality TV show “The Amazing Race.” Oddly, though, they make her a good guide in print. Think about it. For travel to work on the page there must be incident, annoyance. It’s why all good travel stories involve things going wrong, even if what misfires is our personalities.

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Kincaid seems to understand this. She is aware of coming from a world of privilege into a world without, and rather than trying to go native, she highlights the clash of these two worlds — not doing much to spare herself in the process. Unpaved roads surprise her, but getting a breakfast of pancakes and omelets made for her on a trek does not. A leech attack produces a full scale freak out. And then more curiosity.

It is this boomerang of curiosity that pushes Among Flowers from accidentally interesting to highly readable. Kincaid’s encounters with Maoist rebels are frightening — she decides for the remainder of her trip to be Canadian, not American — and her itching for discovery does become contagious. Eventually, as with all travel, the accoutrements of the journey become invisible and we get to see — through her eyes — the landscape and fauna of Nepal.

Interestingly, the higher she gets, the more Kincaid passes over plants unable to survive in her garden. She knew this would be a difficulty going in; after all, Nepal’s growing zones range from alpine meadows to subtropical rain forests. So while her mates collect hydrangeas and polyphylla, she must remain satisfied with visual impressions: “the carpet of gentians ... and the isolated but thick patches of a Delphinium ... abloom in the melting snow…the forests of rhododendrons.”

And it is a pleasure to watch her watch herself seeing them. Any other writer might eventually annoy us off the page with such persistent self-consciousness.

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Burlington’s chic bar and restaurant The Waiting Room has closed its doors for the foreseeable future. A change in ownership was rumored to be imminent, but Seven Days has recently confirmed that all bets are now off. Current owner Anna Rosenblum-Parker is staying mum about the possibility of any other potential buyers, and we expect that if the establishment does re-open, it won’t be under the same name. “Every deal I’ve done has fallen through, so at this point I don’t want to comment on any deal I may or may not be doing,” she says. All previously scheduled live entertainment has been cancelled. Let’s hope WR employees and its resident musicians find new gigs soon.

We at Seven Days are saddened to note the passing of local folk legend Rachel Bissex on Sunday, February 20. She will be sorely missed, yet Bissex leaves behind a treasure of music that stands as a testament to her talents.

A longtime resident of Vermont, Bissex was a graduate of Johnson State College, where she earned a Bachelor of Fine Arts in the Performing Arts. She soon made a name for herself throughout New England and beyond with her insightful songs and charismatic stage presence. Full of sensitivity and wit, Bissex’s music won a devoted following and numerous awards — including the prestigious Kerrville New Folk prize for songwriting in 2001. In 1989, she founded the Burlington Coffeehouse to provide a venue for other singer-songwriters.

Recently, Bissex tried her hand at other artistic endeavors — appearing in Nora Jacobson’s film Nothing Like Dreaming, as well as directing Sun Spot: The Crime of the Need to be Right, written by her husband Stephen Goldberg. Bissex had battled cancer since 2003, an experience documented on her most recent release, In White Light. Throughout these struggles, she remained upbeat, never allowing her illness to prevent her from doing what she loved. “I have lived my life for music and art, and never have regretted a moment of it,” she wrote in the program notes for Sun Spot.

A memorial service for Bissex will be held this Wednesday, February 23, at 1:30 p.m. at the First Unitarian Universalist Society on Pearl St. in Burlington. In lieu of flowers, a scholarship fund has been established for her children. “All the Traditions,” the popular Vermont Public Radio show hosted by fellow folkie Robert Resnik, will rebroadcast an in-studio performance and interview with Bissex recorded last year. The program airs Sunday, February 27, at 3 p.m.

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GREAT FRIENDS A couple of weeks ago, Seven Days reported that Big Joe Burrell’s backing band would continue its Thursday-night stint at Halvorson’s. At that time, the members hadn’t yet settled on a name. After taking some time to reflect, they’ve chosen the straightforward Friends of Joe. A house rhythm section featuring regulars Justin Rose, Nick Aloi and Rob Guerrina will be joined by a rotating crew of guest artists, including “Lil” Joe Moe!, Paul Asbell, Larry McCrory, Dave Grippo, Dennis “The Menace” Willmott and Kip Meaker. Sounds like that Big Joe spirit will live on.

ANOTHER VERMONT GUITAR GOD? Hard-rock veterans Aerosmith are synonymous with Boston — right up there with the Red Sox and a certain revolutionary tea party. So it’s interesting that the group’s chief axeman Joe Perry is now making his home in the Green Mountains.

Earlier this month the legendary guitarist, his wife Billie and their 13-year-old son relocated to the 120-acre Sleepy Hollow Farm near White River Junction. “I’ve always wanted a bigger chunk of land,” Perry told the Boston Globe recently, “and we love horses.” Perry already owns three of them. A fourth, purchased in Holland, is on the way.

Aerosmith obsessives needn’t worry about Perry’s move affecting the band, however. Beantown is just a couple hours’ drive from his new digs, and only 20 minutes by plane. He probably has a couple of those, too.

Perry operated a basement studio out of his previous Duxbury, Mass., home; much of Aerosmith’s last record, Honkin’ on Bobo, was recorded there. The guitarist plans on building another studio in a barn on his newly acquired property. Maybe he’ll ask Trey Anastasio for a few tips.

NEW ORLEANS NORTH It’s Mardi Gras time again, and Seven Days is ready to party. Magic Hat’s 10th annual parade takes place this Saturday, February 26, on the “Church St. Quarter.” So head downtown, hear some tunes and catch some beads. While special events are scheduled all weekend, Saturday’s festivities kick in at noon. The parade starts rolling at 3 p.m., making its way from the Hood Plant on South Winooski Ave. to the Cherry St. finish line. “Space Cowboys” is the theme of this year’s Seven Days float; Burlington’s country kings The Chrome Cowboys will provide the music, balancing precariously on top of the truck. We’d hoped to wrangle an appearance by the good-boy-gone-badboy-gone-good-again Donny Osmond, who’ll be in town that night for a concert at the Flynn. Alas, it wasn’t meant to be. What a shame — I would’ve loved to hear Osmond duet with the Cowboys’ Brett Hughes on “I’m a Little Bit Country.” Donny or no, it’s bound to be a great time. For more info, see the Magic Hat Mardi Gras schedule in this issue’s center spread.

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DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CHEVELLE, HELMET, CROSSFADE, FUTURE LEADERS OF THE WORLD, STRATA (metal/hardcore), Higher Ground Balloom, 7:30 p.m. $25. AA. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m.

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NC. ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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KARAOKE W/MR DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: central VORCZA (groove-jazz), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. EKIS, TOM BANJO & THE CRANKY SHOW (worldbeat/rock/old-time), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. TIM FOLEY & FRIENDS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $3.

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. $5.

SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $10.

MARK GREENBERG (folk), Finkerman’s Riverside Barbeque, 7 p.m. NC.

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Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

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Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292 Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finkerman’s Riverside Barbecue, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

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Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd. Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A Noth, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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:: northern KARAOKE W/DON’T FRET ENTERTAINMENT, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FAMILY GROOVE CO. (groove-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ SKIPPY (top 40/r&b/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+.

DAMAGED GOODS (rock), Riverview Café at Tabu Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+.

NAMED BY STRANGERS (jam-rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

VISCUS (funk/jazz), Lakeview Inn, 8 p.m. $5.

BROKEN STRING BAND (bluegrass), Bee’s Knees, 5 p.m. NC. SETH EAMES TRIO (blues), Charlie B’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. BOOZE BROTHERS (rock/comedy), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. VINNY’S GONE (rock), Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 9 p.m. NC.

:: southern MR. GREENGENES (rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $12-20.

SAT.26

:: burlington area

THU

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LESLIE HALPERT (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), 9 p.m. NC. JAZZ & SONG W/MITCH (lounge), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TASTE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

DAN SILVERMAN TRIO (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. X-RAYS (blues-rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. EVOLVED (funk/soul), Red Square, 8 p.m. $2, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight. $2.

KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. CHUCH (truckstop rock), Nectar’s, noon/2:30/5 p.m. NC, followed by NAMED BY STRANGERS, LICORICE (jam-rock), 9:30 p.m. $3.

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<clubdates> TAMMY FLETCHER AND THE DISCIPLES (blues/r&b/pop), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $5/7, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

8084 (hard rock), Second Floor, 7 p.m, followed by DJ ROBBIE J (hiphop/reggae/r&b), 11 p.m. $5/12.

18+ before 11 p.m.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz/blues piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by DAWNA HAMMERS (piano/vocals), 9 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. BRANDED (country-rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. MEDESKI, MARTIN & WOOD, TARANTULA (groove-jazz/post-rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8:30/10:30 p.m. $23/25. 18+.

DARK CLOUD, GYM CLASS HEROES, EMANUEL, CARACALLA (hip-hop/ modern rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8:30/10:30 p.m. $10/12. 18+.

GUA GUA (psychotropical), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

CHAOS CREW (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. UNCLE SCARY PROJECT (rock), Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. THE ADAMS (rock), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. JOSH CRAMOY BAND (rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central ROAMIN’ GABRIELS (pop-rock), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. SKUNK HOLLOW, ANDREW LIPKE (singer-songwriter/bluegrass), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER BAND (blues/rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. $5.

DRUNK STUNTMEN (alt-country/rock), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $12.

MARK LEGRAND (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $3.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PAUL DOUSE (singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OSHE (jam-rock/fusion), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JENNIFER HARTSWICK BAND (funk/ jam/soul), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

SKELETON CREW (blues-rock), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

2U (U2 tribute), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $8.

GORDON STONE (newgrass), Charlie B’s, 8:30 p.m. NC.

TEEN NITE W/DJS ROBBIE J. & BIG RYE (hip-hop/reggae/r&b), 8 p.m. $10. Ages 13-17.

OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. STEPHEN KELLOGG & THE SIXERS, BRADDIGAN, MATT WERTZ (modern rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $12/14. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central JAZZ NIGHT W/ROB MORSE, GEZA WESH, SHANE HARDIMAN & SPECIAL GUESTS, Langdon Street Café, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

JUDY BARONE & SALLY HENDON (harp & flute), Bee’s Knees, 11 a.m. NC, followed by BEN & SPECIAL GUEST (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC.

MON.28 :: burlington area

SUN.27 :: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by ANÄIS MITCHELL & LOUIS LEBFORD (folk/singer-songwriters), 5 p.m. NC, followed by LESLIE HALPERT (singersongwriter), 7 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. FAMILY GROOVE CO., WOODEN SPOON (jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (techno/house), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

NO GUITAR OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET (soul/r&b DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. BEN MACINTYRE, BRIAN MCGARRY (eclectic acoustic), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. ’93 TILL W/A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. TEEN NITE W/DJS ROBBIE J. & BIG RYE (hip-hop/reggae/r&b), 8 p.m. $10. Ages 13-17.

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Wed.2.23/9pm

COUNTRY THYME MCDIDDLE & BLIND LEMON-POPPY SEED (folk/blues) Sat.2.26/7pm

kip meaker (blues/jazz) Mon.2.28/10pm

craig mitchell “soul skillet” Wed.3.2/9:30pm SWALE (indie rock) Thu.3.3/9:30pm

JAMES KOCHALKA SUPERSTAR

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OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC. GREGORY DOUGLASS (singer-songwriter), Lakeview Inn, 8 p.m. $5.

TUE.01 :: burlington area

GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by POSSUMHAW (oldtime), 9 p.m. NC, followed by AVEY & CELIA DUO (lounge jazz), 10 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo acoustic), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. COLLEGE DAZE W/THE FLO, CASUAL FIASCO (jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. LISA LOEB (singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $15/17. 18+.

KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern

CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), Red Square, 11 p.m. NC. SWALE (alt-rock), 1/2 Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. GUY MALONE, THE GRIFT (jazz/funk/ rock covers), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MC CHRIS FROM ADULT SWIM, JEREMY RUSSELL, JEFF HOWELL (hiphop/comedy/drum ‘n’ bass), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $8.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FRESH W/DJ VOODOO AND GUESTS, (house/techno), 2nd Floor, 10 p.m. $3/7. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CAPELTON, JAH THUNDER, THE PROPHECY BAND, ITATION SOUND (dancehall reggae), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $20/22. 18+.

RATATAT, THE DOUBLE, CARRIGAN (alt-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $12/14. AA. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. BUCK MAYNARD, KIRK LORD & DAVE JOY (Americana), Good Times Café, 8:30 p.m. $10.

KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: central

WED.02

:: northern

:: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL GROUP (jazz), Rusty Nail, 7 p.m. $5.

FRED BRAUER (solo acoustic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. 쩾

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1. Ani DiFranco — Knuckle Down 2. Bright Eyes — I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning 3. Sage Francis — A Healthy Distrust 4. Sound Tribe Sector 9 — Artifact 5. Arcade Fire — Funeral 6. Atmosphere — Headshots: Se7en 7. Derek Trucks Band — Live at the Georgia Theater 8. Original Soundtrack — The Life Aquatic 9. Iron & Wine — Passing Afternoon 10. Alison Krauss & Union Station — Lonely Runs Both Ways

1. Ani DiFranco — Knuckle Down 2. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 3. Madeleine Peyroux — Careless Love 4. Don Fields & His Pony Boys — Historic WDEV Broadcasts 5. Pat Metheny — The Way Up 6. Bright Eyes — I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning 7. Alison Krauss & Union Station — Lonely Runs Both Ways 8. Madeleine Peyroux — Dreamland 9. Original Soundtrack — Ray 10. Arcade Fire — Funeral

1. Chris Botti — When I Fall in Love 2. Tina Turner — All the Best 3. Motley Crüe — Red, White & Crüe 4. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 5. Alison Krauss & Union Station — Lonely Runs Both Ways 6. Jojo — Jojo 7. Usher — Confessions 8. Brad Paisley — Mud on the Tires 9. Joe Cocker — Heart & Soul 10. My Chemical Romance — Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

1. Blue Merle — Burning in the Sun 2. Pat Metheny — The Way Up 3. Bluegrass Gospel Project — Wander On 4. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 5. Ani DiFranco — Knuckle Down 6. Original Broadway Cast Recording — Little Shop of Horrors 7. Nanci Griffith — Hearts in Mind 8. Don Fields & His Pony Boys — Historic WDEV Broadcasts 9. Nat King Cole — The World of Nat King Cole 10. Willie Nelson — It Always Will Be

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JOHN CASSEL, JADE LADY

JOHNNY AZER, BRAND NEW & LOST TRACKS

(Cassel Music, CD)

(Self-released, CD)

Laid-back but sophisticated, John Cassel’s tunes are as comfortable as an old pair of slippers. With more than three decades in the Vermont jazz scene, Cassel is something of an institution. His residency at the Trapp Family Lodge keeps him busy most weeks, but the pianist/vocalist/songwriter has still found time to share the stage with the likes of Dave Brubeck, Chick Corea and Gary Burton, to name a few.

Jade Lady — a project begun sometime in the ’80s but completed only recently — is a smooth-jazz home run. Featuring performances by local jazz titans such as Paul Asbell, Skeeter Camera and Steve Weinert, the disc also contains fine solo work by Brubeck saxophonist and flautist Bob Militello. While Cassel’s vocals and arrangements are a bit on the schmaltzy side, his earnest, good-humored lyrics find a balance between the sappy and the swingin’.

“Rain in the Afternoon” has a gentle bossa nova bounce, with Cassel’s slightly scruffy vocals resting in the mix like cubes of ice in a glass of scotch. The tune is representative of Jade Lady’s overall vibe: meticulous in detail, but very listener-friendly.

The sleek “Dear Lisa” contains some Santana-esque guitar playing courtesy of Andre Maquera. The guitarist also assisted with production duties, tracking many of the sessions at his studio. Maquera’s licks are pretty cool, but Militello steals the show with an intensely passionate flute solo.

The clever melodic twists in “Wind Train” are a hybrid of Martin Denny-style exotica and the funk-lite of early ’70s movies. “Take me on your zephyr ride/express me to a mountainside/the breeze doing dances in the treetops,” Cassel croons wryly, before tearing into a bit of scat singing.

Many of the tunes on the album feature elemental themes, with wind and water figuring prominently in Cassel’s compositions. When he’s not evoking nature, the songwriter sticks close to tales of romance, crafting wistful paeans to archetypal feminine figures. It might be a bit much for some, but Cassel’s natural way with melody and lyric make it tough to fault him for his sentimentality. I mean, who doesn’t secretly have a soft spot for Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana”?

With its crack team of contributors and buoyant, effervescent tunes, Jade Lady has plenty of old-fashioned razzle-dazzle. Some of the players on the CD — including Militello and Asbell — join Cassell in performance at the Rusty Nail in Stowe on Wednesday, March 2.

Last year was a wild one for local cult fave Johnny Azer. After lengthy planning, he abandoned his native Rutland for the more artistically inspiring Queen City. Along the way, he managed to catch the eye of talent scouts from ABC and landed a spot performing on the late-night “Jimmy Kimmel Live” show. However, the resulting 15 minutes of fame — actually, more like five — seems to have done little to disperse the dark cloud of despair that hovers over Azer’s head. On Brand New & Lost Tracks, his recently released six-song EP, the Dark Knight turns in some of his sourest musings to date.

The set includes two new compositions, “Just Don’t Know” and “Girls I Could Never Have,” as well as four previously unreleased cuts.

While the material from Azer’s vaults is often interesting — Duane Carleton lays down some particularly incendiary guitar work on the punky “More Than Ever” — the fresh tracks are the real treat.

On “Just Don’t Know,” former Azer guitarist Adam Wright — reprising his role as The Edge to Azer’s Bono — delivers a stadium-worthy set of riffs and a roof-rattling solo. Lyrically, Azer croons his way through couplets dealing with insecurity and ennui. The self-loathing reaches a fever pitch on “Girls I Could Never Have,” where Azer sings of having a heart “painted black,” and how he’s grinding through what are certain to be his last years. “I’m suicidal and there’s no turning back,” he wails over a wash of synths and throbbing bass.

Yet as dark as it gets, the man has an excellent ability to craft melodies that stick in your skull long after the depression has passed. Let’s hope Azer is able to once again regain the mental high ground. He’s too much of a treasure to leave us now.

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE E-1 STUDIO COLLECTIVE seeks submissions from male and female artists for an upcoming show entitled "Women," in celebration of the choices women make. Drop off artwork on March 7; entry fee $10. Info, e1stu diocollective@yahoo.com.

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EXHIBIT “A Lucien Day Retrospective,” oils and watercolors.

Helen Day Art Center, Stowe.

Through April 2.

ARTWORK “In Chelsea New York” by Lucien Day

PHOTO Marc Awodey

e are not alone in attempting to resuscitate meaning,” artist Lucien Day wrote back in 1970. That line, lifted from a promotional piece for the Green Mountain Gallery he founded in New York City, no doubt referred to the realistic approach exhibited by Day and his fellow gallery artists. In the face of Abstract Expressionism, Pop Art and numerous other 20th-century movements that paralleled Day’s 65-year career in art, he never wavered from his exacting approach.

At the SoHo gallery he directed from 1968 to 1979, Day provided “a lively forum and intellectual center for contemporary painters with realist tendencies,” says Mickey Myers, executive director of the Helen Day Art Center. That Stowe gallery is currently honoring him with a retrospective of his enchanting and occasionally brilliant work, produced in Vermont and New York City between 1950 and 1998.

A Connecticut native born in 1916, Day graduated from Yale in 1939 — he was the “Class Poet” — then studied painting at the Cranbrook Academy of Art in Michigan.

Through visits to An American Place — the New York gallery operated by photographer Alfred Stieglitz from 1929 to 1946 — he became familiar with such influential artists as John Marin, Georgia O’Keeffe, Marsden Hartley and Charles Demuth.

After serving in the Army during World War II, on the Pentagon’s China Desk, Day made a home in Craftsbury, and began a long dual existence in small-town Vermont and New York City. His first substantial exhibition was at the Fleming Museum in 1949.

Among Day’s earliest pieces in the current HDAC exhibit are watercolor depictions of two Vermont towns, Hardwick and Albany, from the early 1950s. In contrast to fellow Vermont artist Francis Colburn — only nine years his senior — Day was clearly influenced by modernists of the Stieglitz Circle rather than social realism. Day’s 1965 oil “Tamaracks” has open, lacy brushwork akin to that in Marin’s landscapes of the Adirondacks.

But more importantly, the painting exemplifies a “search for form” that is pervasive in Day’s works. It’s as if he approached each picture plane without

OPENINGS SPRING EXHIBITIONS OPENING RECEPTION: Curator Evelyn C. Hankins and guest curator John Seyller with his students will be on hand to discuss current exhibits: "Miniature Worlds: The Art of India"; "Art/Document: Defining American Photography"; and "Collecting the Body, Transferring Desire." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750.

February 24, 5-7 p.m.

‘ALL BUSH NO TREES’: A mixed-media show of political art by local artists.

E1 Studio Collective, 416 Pine St., Burlington, e1studiocollective@ yahoo.com. Closing reception February 25, 5:30-8 p.m.

MICHAEL JEWELL: Selected paintings.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338. Reception and poetry reading by the artist February 26, 11 a.m. noon, Hayes Room. Through February.

SANDRA M. WALSH: Watercolors of Vermont scenes and florals. Proceeds from sales will benefit the Walsh Fund for Arts in Healthcare. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 865-6227.

Reception February 28, 5-7 p.m.

Through March 28.

TALKS/ EVENTS the slightest preconceived idea.

Day’s views of New York architecture are similarly unbiased, as seen in the vertical watercolor diptych “Trade Center Towers Under Construction” from 1972 and 1987’s “Carnegie Hall.”

During the 1970s and 1980s, Day experimented with shaped canvasses and original approaches to perspective. “Early Snow” is a watercolor mounted on wood; its seemingly organic curvature adds dimensionality to the wintry landscape. Two oils in the show have two paneled, flat surfaces that meet at acute angles, creating “folded” effects and jarring perspective. Day features Vermont and New York City, respectively, in the pieces “Fall” and “Folded Third Avenue.” Though he was enamored of city and country, however, Day did not try to portray both environments simultaneously in his artwork. An artist of two worlds, his views of Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom and the Big Apple are equally fresh.

In addition to land- and cityscapes, the HDAC retrospective includes many portraits in watercolor and oil.

“In Chelsea New York” is the blurred portrait of a woman breast-feeding her baby, wearing a somewhat anxious

expression. A large-scale painting entitled “Aloneness” has three figures walking without seeming to engage each other; surrounded by the pale negative space of sandy ground and washed-blue sky, they seem to float.

Day’s approach to painting humans is complex; his figurative works are less descriptive likenesses than poetic sketches searching for inner details.

Enhancing the retrospective are works by some of Day’s colleagues from the defunct Green Mountain Gallery — Rudy Burckhardt, Lois Dodd, Margaret Grimes and Marjorie Kramer — as well as pieces by Fairfield Porter, Rackstraw Downes, Alex Katz and Sam Thurston. Their works illustrate common aesthetic sensibilities. Vermonter Thurston’s “Pot with Blue Trees” is a rectangular vessel with brushwork that shares Day’s painterly veracity; a bowl attributed to Margaret Grimes has a spatial curvature akin to Day’s watercolor-on-shaped-wood, “Early Snow.”

Since 1992, the Vermont Arts Council has been granting annual “lifetime achievement in the arts” awards to the state’s most accomplished cultural figures. Eighty-eight-year-old Lucien Day, who still lives in Craftsbury, should be the next recipient. m

‘HERE & THERE LECTURE SERIES’: Nick Capasso of the DeCordova Museum gives a talk entitled "A Monumental Shift, or How the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Changed Everything."

Lorraine B. Good Room, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-5355. February 24, 6:30 p.m.

PRINTMAKING DEMO: Hanni Woodbury gives a demonstration on the chine colle technique. Two Rivers Print making Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. February 26, 10 a.m. - noon.

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Houston, Fleming manager of collections and exhibitions Margaret Tamulo-nis and students from Museum Anthro-pology talk about a current exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. March 2, 12:15 p.m.

TOVE OHLANDER: The new Artist-inResidence, a glass artist from Sweden, will have open studio hours at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 4th floor, Burlington, 865-7165. March 5, 12 & 19, noon - 5 p.m. She will also give glassmaking demonstrations at Church & Maple Glass Studio, Burlington, on March 3 & 10, 5-7 p.m.

ONGOING

NEW WORK, OLD WALLS Stowe Studio Arts, a recently established community art organization, has taken over the village’s historic 1902 town hall for an inaugural exhibition. Appropriately entitled “New Works,” the all-media show by 25 artist-members fills two floors and the stairwells. It’s a lively collection, in keeping with Stowe’s nascent gallery scene. Pictured: “Graduation” by Healy O’Sullivan.

ESSEX HIGH SCHOOL ART STUDENTS: Acrylic paintings and black-and-white photographs. Bingo's Pizzeria, Essex Junction, 879-1000. Through March 12.

SCOTT YOELL: "The Evidence of Things Unseen," an interactive video installation by the Canadian artist. Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 6562014. Through February 25.

HILARY BALDWIN & ANN YOUNG: "Myth Making," two installations utilizing traditional and unconventional materials. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through March 13.

ABBY MANOCK: "Derailed," new paintings. 47 Sanctuary Upstairs, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884, ext. 278.

Through March 25.

TAMARA SPROUSE: "Let the Creatures Be," prints and paintings. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 658-0466. Through February.

HILLARY MILENS: "New Work," paintings. Smokejacks, Burlington, 6581119. Through March.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Colorful, fantastical acrylic paintings. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 872-9605.

Through February 27.

‘RETURN OF THE SPRING III’: Paintings and calligraphic works by five internationally celebrated Chinese artists: Chen Lushen, Zhang Wei-Xing, Jia Ru, Ming Zou and Li Xubai. Phoenix Gallery,

Burlington, 863-9400. Through April 3.

WENDY JAMES: Close-up color photographs of rusty cars and surreal blackand-white photomontages. Sneakers Bistro & Café, Winooski, 878-6874.

Through February.

CAMERON HARVEY: "January Diaries," recent oil paintings on wood. Stella Shoes, Burlington, 864-2800. Through March 7.

NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll Retrospect," photographs. Solarium, Daily Planet, 862-9647. Through February.

BETH LEMAIRE-JYKINS: "Narratives and Dialogue," acrylic and oil paintings and mixed media, Bar; and BEDA BEELI: Photographs from Cuba, Dining Room. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through February.

HEIDI ALBRIGHT: "Ophidian Skins," painted serpent sculpture made from local hardwood. Artists' Mediums, Williston, 879-1236. Through March.

SHAMMS MORTIER: "She Dances Timeless Void, Curious Wind," 18 electric, surrealist, large-format digital prints on canvas. CCV Hallway Galleries, LL Atrium, Burlington, 865-4422. Through May 5.

KEVIN KIP MATOTT: "In Circulation," abstract, design-based oil paintings.

CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422. Through May 5.

ANNA VREMAN: Acrylic landscapes by the Milton artist. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through February.

NEIL CALLAHAN: Photographs of the Selma, Alabama, Youth Development Center. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. Through February.

COMMUNITY PHOTOGRAPHY: Members of the Firehouse Community Darkroom, including manager Mary Johnson, show their shots. Airport Gallery, Gates 1 & 2, Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through February.

‘THIRTEEN VERMONT ARTISTS’: Works

by Josh Neilson, Kristen L'Esperance, Abby Manock, Jeremy Ayers, Ira Cummings and others. Opaline Gallery, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 660-8875. Through March.

JENNE GREAVES: Self-portraits in oil; MICHAEL T. JERMYN: Ethereal photographs; and MAGGIE NEALE: Abstract paintings in oil and acrylic. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through April.

‘NEW WORKS’: Featuring represented artists Christian Brown, Sarah Haskell, Russ Keil, Sean Callahan and Steve Goodman. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 879-9220. Ongoing.

‘HANDED DOWN - A TRADITION SUSTAINED’: An exhibit with 11 Vermont potters influenced by working with Hideo Okino. L/L Gallery, Living/ Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through March 4.

DAVID POWELL: "The Progress Report and Other Evidence," mixed-media collages and digital montages. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through March 5.

‘THE TRUTH IN BLACK AND WHITE’: Photographs by Vermonters Sanders Milens, Gary Hall, John Douglas, Andrew Kline and Carey Bass. Shelburne Craft School's Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-3648. Through February 27.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Original acrylic paintings and giclée prints. Center for Community and Neighborhoods, Burlington (above City Market), 872-9605. Through March.

‘COLLECTING THE BODY, TRANSFERRING DESIRE’: Curated by UVM students, the exhibition uses objects from the permanent collection to present a cross-cultural look at how spirituality, sexuality and societal obsessions shape our experiences and perceptions of the human body. Wolcott Gallery, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 5.

‘ART/DOCUMENT: DEFINING AMERICAN PHOTOGRAPHY’: From the museum's permanent collection, the exhibition juxtaposes Lewis Hine's documentation of child laborers in Vermont with other important early-20th-century photographs. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through April 24.

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Hillary Milens’ dusky new paintings fill the walls of

Smokejacks this month. With their muted hues floating in stark gradations of value, the subtle abstractions lend an aesthetic mystery to the intimate Burlington restaurant. Be advised they are probably best viewed before the sun goes down. Pictured: “No. 1.”

phy. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227.

Through March 24.

:: champlain valley LINDA DURKEE: Photographs. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 247-0050.

Through March 18.

‘MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS’: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell Jr., made by John Perry. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. Through August 14.

WINTER STUDENT ART SHOW: Works by area schoolchildren. Brandon Artists Guild, Brandon, 247-4956. Through February.

REED PRESCOTT: Drawings and works on canvas by the Lincoln artist. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through February.

CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND THE GARDEN: "Deceits and Fantasies," more than 60 images of gardens from around the world by European and American photographers.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through April 17.

:: central ‘WHITE OUT’: A show celebrating winter features photography by A. Blake Gardner; oil paintings by Kevin McMullen and Virginia Webb; collage and assemblage by Thom Rock; and multimedia by Michael Stewart. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 2801864. Through March.

‘LETTERS, WORDS & BOOKS’: An exhibit of artists' books, altered books and art inspired by letters and words by more than 40 area artists. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. February 25 - March 26.

FALIF HAGOPIAN: Neo-realistic oil paintings. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through March 15.

‘FEATURED ARTIST EXHIBITION’: Bob Burchess, Sloanne Dawson, Susan McDormand, Thomas Torak and Nelson Parker show their works, along with those of the Rutland High School Advanced Placement Students. Chaffee Art Center, 775-0356. Through March 27.

MISSY CARY STORROW & LINDA MANEY: Watercolor and mixed-media paintings. City Center, Montpelier, 229-6718. Through March 1.

POULTNEY AREA ARTIST GUILD: Sap buckets painted in a maple sugar theme, exhibited in storefronts on Main Street in Poultney, are silent auction items to fundraise for the guild.

Auction March 19, 7 p.m. Info, 287-5295.

BERT YARBOROUGH: "Selected Monoprints, 1990-2004." Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through March 9.

PETER BERGENDAHL: Photographs from Vermont and around the world.

Northern Power Systems, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext. 287. Through April 22.

‘ANOTHER WAY OF ART’: Outsider art by eight members of recovery support group Another Way. Montpelier City Hall, first floor, 229-1976. Through February.

‘WINTER DREAMS’: Twelve artists celebrate the season, in multiple media.

The Book Garden, Montpelier, 2232824. Through March.

PRIA CAMBIO: "Fragments of Fantasy," paintings. Finkerman's Barbecue, Montpelier, 229-2295. Through February.

JULIE RUTH: "Magnetic North," paintings and pastels. Vermont Arts Council's Spotlight Gallery, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through March 4.

MIRANDA SYP: Acrylic paintings. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-9409. Through February.

BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Wild People, Wild Places: A Photographic Journey Through Vermont and Beyond," nearly 50 images taken during adventures on skis, foot, mountain bikes and canoe around the world. La Brioche Bakery & Café, Montpelier, 496-5434. Through March 1.

MICKI COLBECK: "Rural Labors," large oil paintings reflecting rural life.

Supreme Court Building, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through March 25.

STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW: Eleven students from Community College of Vermont show more than 20 images in the storefront window. Rite Aid, Montpelier, 223-3216. Through March 15.

PETER SCHUMANN: The founder and artistic director of Bread and Puppet Theater shows his original artwork.

Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 454-8493. Through February 25.

TERRY BLAIR MICHEL: "Fabric as Paint/Paint as Fabric." William Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, Poultney, 287-8398. Through March 4.

:: northern ‘ART SCHOLARSHIP SHOW’: Gil Perry, Elisabeth Wooden-Prior and Lisa Angell along with 19 other gallery artists show and sell works to benefit the art scholarship fund at Johnson State College. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through March.

ELROY TOWLE: Landscape paintings and other works in multiple media. Back Room Gallery, Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild, 467-3701. Through March 31.

ANN CLAYTON BARLOW: An exhibition of intimate landscape photography.

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SHEA HEMBREY: "Bound," acrylic-onboard still lifes by the Arkansas artist.

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‘NEW WORKS’: An exhibit of works by 25 artist-members of the newly formed Stowe Studio Arts. Stowe Town Hall, 253-8571. Through March.

J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists. The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 5244447. Through February.

:: southern MARGARET LAMPE KANNENSTINE & JOHN MCKENNA: "Contrasting Views," paintings and ink and graphite works, respectively. Woodstock Folk Art Prints & Antiquities, 457-2012. Through February 26.

RICH GOMBAR & MARIO MESSINA: Oil landscapes and lamps, respectively. V Gallery, Woodstock, 457-9294. Through March 18.

FEBRUARY SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Nine regional artists exhibit their works in multiple media. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through March 15.

DALE CHIHULY: "Glass and Prints," works by the famed glass artist. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 3621405. Through March 15.

:: regional ‘AND NOW OUR MINDS ARE ONE’: Two artists with Mohawk/Iroquois ancestry, Natasha Smoke Santiago and Tsionni Fox, and Japanese artist Motoko Hiraiwa exhibit their paintings. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518-563-1604. Through March 5.

DAVID W. O’KEEFE: "New Beginnings," landscape and abstract paintings. Arts 220 Gallery & Studio, Salem, N.Y., 518854-3406. Through February 26.

BILL VIOLA & LORNA SIMPSON: "Transcending Time: Recent Work," four digital video works about humanity, race, gender and time. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 13.

‘ETERNAL EGYPT’: Masterworks of ancient art, spanning more than 3000 years, from the British Museum. JeanNoel Desmarais Pavilion, Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-1600.

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PREVIEWS CURSED: Christina Ricci and Joshua Jackson are paired in the latest from horror legend Wes Craven, the supernatural saga of a brother and sister who develop superhuman abilities in the wake of a mysterious car crash.

Shannon Elizabeth costars. (86 min, PG-13) MAN OF THE HOUSE: Stephen (Rock Star) Herek directs this fish-out-ofwater comedy about a grizzled FBI agent assigned to protect a cheerleading squad from a lurking threat. Tommy Lee Jones stars. (97 min, PG-13) POPEYE: Robin Williams brings everyone’s favorite spinach-chomping seaman to the screen in Robert Altman’s live-action feature from 1980. Harry Nilsson contributed the score. Shelley Duvall costars. (114 min, PG) SON OF THE MASK: Jamie Kennedy, Alan Cumming and Bob Hoskins team up for this sequel to the 1994 Jim Carrey comedy. This time around, the magical mask makes its way into the hands of a cartoonist’s newborn son.

(86 min, PG) SPIKE & MIKE'S SICK AND TWISTED ANIMATION FESTIVAL: The Roxy keeps the Midnight Madness coming with this revolutionary collection of subversive animated shorts. (NR)

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The Woodsman HHHH

I COUPLE THERAPY Sedgwick helps Bacon put his life back together in the powerful debut from Nicole Kassell.

s it any wonder that first-time director Nicole Kassell thought of Kevin Bacon when casting her adaptation of Steven Fechter’s stage play? After all, it’s the story of an ex-con who’s just been released from prison after serving a 12-year stint for child molestation. Let’s take a quick look at Bacon’s resumé: He’s played a child molester in Barry Levinson’s Sleepers, a child abductor in Trapped, an abductor of an entire family in The River Wild, an abusive camp guide in White Water Summer and a jailbird in Murder in the First. Never mind the movies in which his characters have been just plain creepy.

What’s surprising isn’t that Bacon wound up in the role but that he was able to go so far beyond anything he’s done on screen before. In The Woodsman he gives a meticulously calibrated performance as powerful as it is understated. Walter is 45 and has returned to his hometown to prove to himself, and to what’s left of his family, that he is capable of exercising control and reentering society.

The good news for him is that he lands a job in a lumberyard as the result of the dependable work he once did for the current owner’s father. He’s on a short leash, though, it’s made clear. The bad news is, only one landlord will deal with him, and his only available apartment is across the street from a schoolyard.

In a strange way, though, this suits Walter’s purposes. His hope isn’t to forget the past or escape it, but to keep a close eye on his impulses and fight them one day at a time. He sees a therapist. He keeps a journal. He makes overtures to his sister, who refuses to see him.

Walter knows that what he did was wrong. He also knows that, while he didn’t choose the sexual orientation he has, it’s his responsibility to resist it. Kassell’s film takes the view that Bacon’s character has trespassed morally but is he himself a victim. It’s a character study that denies neither the seriousness of Walter’s offenses nor his right to a shot at redemption.

In an effort to contain the part of himself that poses a threat, Walter attempts to shut down emotionally. In the film’s early scenes, Bacon is as close to the walking dead as anything I’ve seen outside a George Romero picture. As he enters the

employee cafeteria for the first time, the color, the very life force seem drained from his face. His entire inner self appears to be in a continuously clenched state.

When a female coworker (Eve) sits down at his table and flirts with him by offering part of her sandwich, he holds it together the first time as he declines. The second time, though, he snaps; for a moment, he loses control. The incident makes the woman his enemy, and it makes Walter afraid he won’t be able to maintain the moment-to-moment selfcontrol he’ll need for the rest of his life.

Kyra Sedgwick costars as a forklift operator who has better luck hooking up with the newcomer. She gives a credible, moving performance in the role of a woman who’s been around the block a few times and figures she’s beyond being shocked. When she learns Walter’s secret, she experiences a complex series of emotions, and it’s fascinating to watch her character process them. This is a wonderful piece of acting that gave me a whole new respect for Sedgwick’s talent.

The script, cowritten by Kassell and Fechter, is a barebones beauty. Her direction is likewise powerfully spare. The focus at all times is on Walter’s interior world and the unfortunate stirrings that tighten their grip on him even as he seems to assemble all the pieces of a normal life.

The film builds toward a trial by fire from which Walter will walk away either as a saved man nor one lost forever. He develops an attachment to a 12-year-old girl who likes to go bird watching by herself in the town park, and he arranges to run into her over a period of time until she becomes comfortable enough to sit and talk with him on a secluded park bench.

The pivotal sequence between them is achingly tragic and triumphant at the same time, one of the most memorable from the past year’s movie crop. The Woodsman takes its title from the character in Little Red Riding Hood who slays the wolf, slices open its belly and rescues the little girl. It’s a characteristically apt choice. In Kassell’s haunting, knowing and shrewdly crafted debut, we see the world through the eyes of both man and beast. m

A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENTHHHHH Audrey Tautou stars in Jean-Pierre (Amélie) Jeunet’s WWI-era drama about a woman who refuses to accept the reality of her fiancé’s death. With Gaspard Ulliel and Clovis Cornillac.

(134 min, R) ARE WE THERE YET?H1/2 Brian (Beethoven, Snow Dogs) Levant brings us this comedy about a ladies’ man who attempts to score points with the woman of his dreams by driving her two kids, who live in Portland, Oregon, to visit her in Vancouver, where she’s been forced to find work. Ice Cube and Nia Long star. (91 min, PG) BAD EDUCATIONHHHH The latest from Pedro Almodovar stars Gael Garcia Bernal in the story of a young film director whose life is changed when an old school pal pays an unexpected visit. Fele Martinez and Javier Camara costar. (109 min, NC-17) BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIEHH1/2 Wayne (Smoke) Wang directs this family film about a young Florida girl who adopts an orphaned dog. Based on the bestseller by the same name. Starring Jeff Daniels, Cicely Tyson and Dave Matthews. (106 min, PG) BEING JULIAHHH Annette Bening and Shaun Evans star in Istvan Szabo’s character study about an aging London theater actress who suffers something of a breakdown until love comes into her life in the form of a young man half her age. With Jeremy Irons and

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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POPEYE

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Strong Man Kids probably can enjoy the acrobatic slapstick, some of it courtesy of Big Apple Circus performers.

Virtually everyone in Sweethaven, the weather-beaten seaside town where Popeye finds his destiny, tumbles, trips or flies through the air.

Grownups may appreciate the sociopolitical satire: a government official imposing a variety of silly taxes, or Williams mumbling a quick aside about Calvin Coolidge when the Great Depression is mentioned, for example.

“Jules definitely had specific dialogue in mind, but if Robin thought of something more Popeye-ish, he jumped in and did it,” Nicholls recalls.

Shelley Duvall makes an ideal Olive Oyl, the cranky, klutzy, wistful heroine. She and Popeye don’t begin to bond romantically until they “adopt” Swee’Pea, the abandoned orphan played by Altman’s adorable baby grandson Wesley Ivan Hurt.

The kid just about steals the show.

“He had that crooked little smile,” Nicholls says.

The soundtrack is memorable. As opposed to big song-and-dance numbers that would halt the proceedings, Nilsson’s songs are subtly woven into the narrative. Olive delivers wonderful, high-pitched vocals on a solo ditty about Popeye (“I Knew He Needed Me”) and on a duet with him revealing their disparate ideas of happily-everafter (“Sail With Me/Stay with Me”).

“The music is so fluid,” observes Nicholls, who has been a composer on several Altman productions. “They just come out of that time and place.”

That place was Malta, then popular with vacationing Danes. The Scandinavian tourists were wryly dubbed “the Svens” by the Popeye people, who spent months shooting their movie on the tiny Mediterranean island.

“On location, we were a family,” Nicholls recalls. “We created our own society. Every Friday night, we put on talent shows. Robin would host them, still in character. One week, he hosted as a Danish comedian.” A Sven, perhaps?

The experience proved to be a crossroad in Nicholls’ career. “Popeye was the last Altman ‘summer camp’ I did,” he adds, referring to the ease of acting rather than working behind the camera — he served as production manager or assistant director on their subsequent collaborations. “God, we had fun. I didn’t want to leave.”

Although the film itself apparently didn’t leave a lasting impression with

the masses, it was a unique assignment for Altman. His credo could easily be Popeye’s “I yam what I yam.” As a pioneer in the comics-tocinema category that includes X-Men and Spider-Man, he demonstrated the idiosyncratic finesse of a true auteur while depicting a cultural icon from the printed page.

“Bob was offered a Superman at one point, but he’d never do that,” Nicholls says. “He likes to shape something and make it his own. The guy is a great storyteller.”

The two men might be joining forces again soon on a feature adaptation of Garrison Keillor’s “A Prairie Home Companion.” Nicholls, also potentially on tap as the assistant director for a Showtime episodic series, muses: “Right now, I play the waiting game.” m Popeye screens Saturday, February 26, 11 a.m. Children’s Film Series, Savoy Theater, Montpelier.

Call 800-676-0509 or visit http://www.savoytheater.com for more details.

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words.

But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

Is the Sphinx one of the WONDERS of the world?

Are dachshunds the canine versions of DWARFS? Where are the borders between the SEAS? Why don’t we hear the word UNCOLA any more?

How exactly is JULY related to SEPTEMBER? Who are the last SAMURAI and why are they the last?

Are the ADVENTISTS like the Branch Davidians?

Who exactly populates the HIGHEST HEAVEN? Are the HILLS OF ROME like the city on a hill?

Who would have any use for a HEPTAGON? E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS SEPTEMBER. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: It’s good luck to some.

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opeye the Sailor Man was born 76 years ago as a crusty, word-mangling, pipe-smoking comic-strip character with enormous forearms. His spinach diet reportedly sparked a 33-percent surge in consumption of the leafy green vegetable during the 1930s.

Clearly, the American public once embraced this goofy caricature that later starred in cartoons.

That enthusiasm seems to have waned by 1980, when actor Robin Williams gave him human form in director Robert Altman’s whimsical live-action movie. Popeye — screening this weekend at the Savoy Theater in Montpelier — originally met with limited ticket sales and mixed reviews.

Critic Roger Ebert deemed the effort “sophisticated entertainment,” while his colleague Pauline Kael saw mostly a “cluttered, squawky and eerily unfunny” mess. With an offbeat cast, a script by humorist Jules Feiffer and music by Harry Nilsson, perhaps the picture was ahead of its time.

Contemporary Hollywood hits such as Finding Nemo or Shrek appeal to all ages, but audiences were more compartmentalized when Altman brought his unique sensibility to a nominally youth-oriented genre. “Possibly, the film was too adult and the studio didn’t know who to market it to,” theorizes Allan Nicholls, a Burlington resident and filmmaker who has a cameo in Popeye as a tavern owner named Rough House. “Bob always said, ‘People will eventually get this.’”

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friday 25 — thursday 3 *Cursed 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9 (FriMon). Hitch 1, 3:30, 6:50, 9 (FriMon). Because of Winn-Dixie 1:10, 3:35, 6:40. Are We There Yet? 8:30. Son of the Mask 1:05, 3:40, 6:30 (Fri-Mon). Boogey Man 8:30 (Fri-Mon).

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Are We There Yet? 10 (Wed), 12:50, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:35.

Because of Winn-Dixie 10 (Wed), 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45.

Boogeyman 10 (Wed), 1, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Constantine 10 (Wed), 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30.

Hitch 10 (Wed), 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:40. Million Dollar Baby 10 (Wed), 12:45, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20.

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 10 (Wed), 1, 3, 5, 7. Son of the Mask 10 (Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. The Wedding Date 9:20. friday 25 — thursday 3 *Cursed 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. *Man of the House 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45. Are We There Yet? 2:50, 6:45, 9. Because of Winn-Dixie 10 (Sat & Wed), 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 9:45.

Boogeyman 9:30. Constantine 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30.

Hitch 10 (Sat & Wed), 1:10, 4, 7, 9:40. Million Dollar Baby 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:45, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20.

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 5. Son of the Mask 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15.

ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Coach Carter 1:05, 3:55, 6:35, 9:15. Kinsey 6:40, 9:25. The Life Aquatic 6:50, 9:30. House of Flying Daggers 7. National Treasure 9:20. Racing Stripes 1:20, 3:45. The Incredibles 1, 3:35. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1:10, 4. friday 25 — thursday 3 Hide and Seek 7:10, 9:25. Coach Carter 1:05, 3:55, 6:35, 9:15. The Life Aquatic 6:45, 9:10. House of Flying Daggers 7, 9:20. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1:10, 4. Racing Stripes 1:20, 3:45. The Incredibles 1, 3:35.

See www.merrilltheatres.net.

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Because of Winn-Dixie 1:10, 3:35, 6:40. Hitch 1, 3:30, 6:50.

Are We There Yet? 1:15, 3:45.

Boogey Man 7:10.

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wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Are We There Yet? 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15. The Aviator 8:35.

Boogeyman 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50. Constantine 1:15, 4, 7:05, 9:45. Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 1:10, 2:50, 4:30, 7. Hide and Seek 9:40. Hitch 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. Million Dollar Baby 12:25, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15. Phantom of the Opera 12:30, 3:30, 6:30.

Sideways 12:40, 3:40, 6:55, 9:35.

Son of the Mask 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9:10. The Wedding Date 9:25. Because of WinnDixie 12:50, 4:10, 6:35, 9:20.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Bad Education 4 (Wed), 6:30, 8:40.

friday 25 — thursday 3 *Cursed 1:30, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50. *Man of the House 1:15, 4:10, 7:15, 9:40. Are We There Yet? 1:25, 4, 6:30. The Aviator 9.

Because of Winn-Dixie 12:55, 3:55, 7. Boogeyman 9:30.

Constantine 1:10, 3:50, 7:05, 9:45. Hitch 12:50, 3:40, 6:50, 9:35. Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 1, 2:45, 4:30. Million Dollar Baby 12:40, 3:30, 6:20, 9:20. Phantom of the Opera 6:15, 9:15.

Sideways 12:45, 3:35, 6:40, 9:25.

Son of the Mask 1:20, 4:15, 6:35, 8:45.

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

friday 25 — thursday 3 *Popeye 11 (Sat). *Fear and Trembling 4 (Sat & Sun). A Very Long Engagement 1:30 (SatMon), 4 (Wed), 6:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu), 9 (Fri & Sat).

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Shelburne Rd, S. Burlington, 864-5610.

Green Mountain Film Festival BEGINS 3/18

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Because of Winn-Dixie 12:55, 4, 6:45, 9:20. Constantine 12:25, 3:50, 6:55, 9:45. Son of the Mask 12:40, 4:30, 7:10, 9:25. Hitch 12:35, 3:40, 6:50, 9:30. Pooh’s Heffalump Movie 12:05, 2:10, 4:15, 7. Boogeyman 1, 3:55, 7:20, 9:50. The Wedding Date 12:45, 3:35, 7:15, 9:40. In Good Company 8:30. Meet the Fockers 12:20, 3:20, 6:35, 9:35. The Aviator 12, 3:30, 7:30.

INFO: www.focusonfilm.net

friday 25 — thursday 3 Schedule unavailable at press time.

Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 23 — thursday 3 Because of Winn-Dixie 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. Hitch 2:30, 4:15, 6:15, 8:30. Racing Stripes 12:30.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456 wednesday 23 — thursday 24 The Woodsman 1:10, 3:45, 7:15, 9:10. Hotel Rwanda 1:15, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25. Finding Neverland 1:30, 3:40, 7, 9:20. Sideways 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. A Very Long Engagement 12:55, 3:35, 6:30, 9:05. Bad Education 1, 3:30, 6:55, 9:30. friday 25 — thursday 3 *A Decent Factory 11 (Sat).

Being Julia 1, 3:45, 6:55, 9:10, 11:20 (Fri & Sat). Hotel Rwanda 1:15, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). Finding Neverland 1:30, 3:40, 7, 9:20, 11:30 (Fri & Sat).

Sideways 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). A Very Long Engagement 12:55, 3:35, 6:30, 9:05. Bad Education 3:30, 9:30, 11:50 (Fri & Sat). The Woodsman 1:10, 7:15. Spike & Mike’s Sick and Twisted Animated Video midnight (Fri & Sat).

Late night shows Friday & Saturday only. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 23 — thursday 24 Hitch 7, 9:10. Because of WinnDixie 6:45, 8:45. Million Dollar Baby 6:30, 9. friday 25 — thursday 3 Hitch 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat-Mon), 7 (Fri-Mon), 7:30 (Tue-Thu) 9:10 (Fri-Mon). Because of Winn-Dixie 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:45 (FriMon), 7:30 (Tue-Thu) 8:45 (FriMon). Million Dollar Baby 2:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30 (Fri-Mon), 7:30 (Tue-Thu) 9 (Fri-Mon).

Schedules for the following theaters are not available at press time.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

THE ECLIPSE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-7787.

PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

WELDEN THEATER 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

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Flynn Center for the Performing Arts Production Supervisor ~ Steve Kendall Artistic Director ~ Kelly Kendall Music Director ~ Wendy Valastro Choreographer ~ Johanna Boyce

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A well-yodeled yawp can do wonders for curing cabin fever. Maybe that explains why the crowds lining the route of Magic Hat’s annual Mardi Gras Parade are such screamers. Or maybe it’s the belief that loudness attracts more loot from the more than 40 fabulously decorated floats cruising up Church Street, with rowdy riders hurling beads, moon pies, chocolates and other goodies. Parents of revelers 7 and under should check out the special kids-only safe zone on Main Street, where little ones can catch props or candy — and, of course, make some racket of their own.

MARDI GRAS PARADE Saturday, February 26, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free.

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<calendar > scene@”AN EVENING AT THE OLD SOUK” ROSE STREET ARTISTS’ CO-OP, BURLINGTON, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 7:30 P.M. As I walked through Burlington’s Old North End, the night’s chilly temperature challenged my oasis-bound mindset. Date palms were certainly a long way off. I was headed toward a recreated souk — a marketplace gathering of traders and buskers found across North Africa and the Middle East.

A smiling, turbaned man in a floor-length robe welcomed me in from the cold. He pointed me toward the gallery, where a silk-draped storyteller asked the all-ages audience of around 50 folks to imagine themselves in ancient stone alleys, eagerly awaiting “the ghawazee — the gypsies who dance in the street.

Their name,” she revealed, “means ‘invaders of the heart,’ and they are here to dazzle, amaze and mesmerize!” Finger cymbals chiming in time with their feet, a trio of colorfully costumed women stepped out, swathed in fabric they shrugged off in stages during three dances of varying tempos. Underneath, every surface was bejeweled and bedecked with bobbling baubles. Fringed shawls tied at the dancers’ waists fanned out when they twirled and moved in sync with gyrating hips. At one point, they all undulated their stomachs in a breathtaking display of muscle control. After each number, the three bowed politely, covered their mouths, and let out high-pitched acknowledgment of applause — if it’s possible to ululate shyly, these ladies accomplished it. A more free-form presentation by a solo dancer followed, set to a didgeridoo-driven recording.

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WED.23 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘MUSIC THAT SHAPED A NATION’: Historyminded musicians Patrice and Robert Kilham perform and discuss popular 19th-century American songs. Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2228.

ANAÏS MITCHELL: The local folk-rock singer and guitarist joins Virginia-based writer and performer Louis Ledford. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 598-1077.

ISRAELI & MIDDLE EASTERN DANCE: Circle dancers go through the motions, both new and traditional. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-0218.

drama ‘DEAR BRUTUS’: In this tragicomedy by Peter Pan playwright J.M. Barrie, strangers explore second chances on a magical Midsummer’s Eve. See calendar spotlight. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘ON GOLDEN POND’ AUDITIONS: Actors try out for this play about an elderly couple enjoying one last visit to a beloved summer cottage. Shelburne Town Offices, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-2225.

film ‘BOSNIA, AFTER EVERYTHING’: Filmed by a UVM senior last summer, this documentary takes a close look at the lives of young people in the post-war Balkans. Campus Center Theater, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 578-8138.

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‘TARNATION’: In his cinematic memoir, filmmaker Jonathan Caouette uses snapshots, Super 8 movies and answering machine messages from his childhood to chronicle his mother’s mental illness. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘HOTEL RWANDA’: Based on a true story from the 1994 genocide in Rwanda, this film chronicles the efforts of a hotel manager to save Tutsi refugees. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. TEEN PHOTO PROGRAM: Developing lenscrafters learn how to shoot, edit, print and frame a digital image. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

‘CARVING WOOD SPIRITS’: Master whittler Don Heuerman talks about the history of this folk art, then offers a demonstration.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Roddy Doyle’s Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha explore ideas of contemporary Ireland. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

talks ‘HUMAN RIGHTS IN HAITI’: Haitian lawyer Evel Fanfan describes abuse cases and his country’s pro-democracy movement. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45-2 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1309. Also at Room 212, Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 522-3525.

‘THE ANNAPURNA SANCTUARY’: Local climber Roger Binkerd gives his account of adventure in Tibet’s high Himalayas. Climb High, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5055.

‘NUTRITION FOR OLDER ADULTS’: Seniors hear about foods that contribute to ongoing health. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

‘A WHALE OF A TALE’: Marine biologist Jeff Norris chronicles his cetacean encounters.

ECHO Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - noon. $9. Info, 864-1848.

‘PEREGRINE FALCON RECOVERY’: Naturalist Warner Shedd presents an illustrated talk about these hunting birds in Vermont.

Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 476-7550.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $69. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Growing readers aged 3-5 participate with picture books and puppets at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 453-3038.

PRIMARY GRADES STORYTIME: Kids in grades 1-3 listen to biographical chapter books. South Burlington Community Library, 3:30-4:15 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

‘TALES WITH MARY’: Young naturalists ages 3 and up gather ’round for the Native American story The Tale of Jumping Mouse. South Burlington Community Library, 11 a.m. Free.

Registration and info, 652-7076.

‘A DAY AT THE FARM’: Kids ages 8 to 12 help feed the Jersey herd and churn butter, work with wool, and take a sleigh ride. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $30. Registration and info, 457-2355.

FATHER & CHILD STORYTIME: Dads have their day at the South Burlington

Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 652-7080.

CABIN FEVER KIDS’ DANCE: Miniature movers ages 5 and up learn new steps at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘ANIMALS IN WINTER’: Kids meet live critters and then go on a hike to learn how they survive outside. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, noon. $8. Info, 359-5000.

sport WALK THE TALK: Area exercisers can bring friends and dogs on this 30-minute stroll with staff from a local health clinic. Meet at 32 East Malletts Bay Avenue, Winooski, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 655-4422.

SENIOR EXERCISE: Those over 60 sample stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

FULL MOON SNOWSHOE TREK: Hot chocolate welcomes hikers back from a lunarlighted snowshoe. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117.

MOONLIGHT SNOWSHOE WALK: Experience a lunar rove, then warm up with hot chocolate at the Highland Lodge, Greensboro, call for evening meeting time. Free. Registration and info, 533-2647.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST ORGANIZATION: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor and antiwar movements. Room 100, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Childcare and info, 864-9678.

VERMONT NATIONAL GUARD RESOLUTIONS: Citizens concerned about current troop deployments discuss relevant town meeting resolutions. Simpson Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9984.

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misfit martial artists team up to score goals with their fighting skills. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoacovered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-9591.

‘STITCH & BITCH’: Experienced knitters help out newbies at this communal wool gathering. Bad Girls Café, Johnson, 6-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 635-7423.

MONTRÉAL HIGH LIGHTS FESTIVAL: Vermonters head north to lighten up with dancing, theater and citywide parties. Various locations, times and prices. Info, 888-477-9955.

‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Gardeners sprout seedstarting ideas over a midday meal. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. $6-10 includes lunch. Info, 658-2433.

NONPROFIT VISIBILITY DAY: Staff and board members of area organizations learn about the legislative process and the diversity of Vermont’s nonprofit sector. Statehouse, Montpelier, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 862-0292.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘A MONUMENTAL SHIFT’: Nick Capasso, curator of Massachusetts’ DeCordova Museum, discusses how the Vietnam War Memorial changed contemporary sculpture. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6:308 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words WILLIAM ROORBACH: The Maine-based author of Big Bend reads from his recent short stories. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6563056.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of William Trevor’s novel The Story of Lucy Gault talk about its treatment of time. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

BOOKER PRIZE WINNERS: Readers feel their way through Margaret Atwood’s novel The Blind Assassin. Stowe Free Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-6145.

‘MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS’ SERIES: Readers of Barbara Kingsolver’s The Bean Trees discuss independence and unexpected parenthood. Warren Public Library, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 496-4205.

PRILL BOYLE: The Connecticut-based author of Defying Gravity discusses her book about life’s late bloomers. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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dance BALLROOM LINE DANCING: You don’t need a partner to learn samba, merengue and mambo steps in row formations. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2207.

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‘GREAT DECISIONS 2005’ SERIES: Foreignpolicy experts examine Russia’s recent consolidation of governmental power and its effect on international affairs. Deborah

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MAPLE SUGARING TALK: Middlebury English professor and author John Elder taps into a Vermont tradition. Center for Northern Studies, Wolcott, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 101.

‘THE WAR ON TERROR’: Ben Scotch, former executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont, discusses the effect of “homeland security” measures on free speech. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8493.

EDUCATION DEPARTMENT TALK: Three sociologists talk about the values associated with American Catholic higher education.

Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

‘TOUGH LOVE FOR PLANTS’: Horticulturist Vivian Branschkofsky offers tips for maintaining a healthy perennial garden. Blasberg Building, UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 864-3073.

‘AMERICAN SLAVES IN NOVA SCOTIA’: UVM history professor Harvey Amani Whitfield chronicles slave escapes to Maritime Canada during the War of 1812. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.

‘MYTHS OF WAR’: Linda Ide, the mother of a Vermont National Guardsman, discusses military recruiting tactics and the impact of the Iraq war on her family. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

‘NURSING & RACE’: History professor Willi Coleman talks about the future of black women in health-care professions. UVM Women’s Center, Burlington, noon. Free.

Info, 656-7892.

‘REFUGEE WORK IN AFRICA’: Local resident Matt Messier shares stories from several years spent with Volunteers for Peace in Kenya. Westford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-5639.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: Kids discover how injured birds are treated for release and meet avian specimens in rehab. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, noon. $8. Info, 359-5000.

‘STORIES AROUND THE MEDICINE WHEEL’: Animal tales told by author Mary Mitchell inspire kids ages 5 to 11 with Native American-style drumming. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘VACATION PAJAMARAMA’: Flannel-clad kids ages 4 and up convene for stories and games at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport SKI INN: Cross-country enthusiasts glide over snowy trails at Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 9:45 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 533-2647.

BRIGHT NIGHT OWL SKI: Experience a moonlit outing, then warm up with hot chocolate at the Highland Lodge, Greensboro, 9 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 533-2647.

FULL-MOON CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING: Nature lovers traverse the lunar-lighted Intervale. Meet at the Calkin’s Farmhouse, near Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3500.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 23.

WINTER CARNIVAL CULTURAL GALA: Break-dancers and student groups take turns entertaining. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, fireworks 7 p.m., gala 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3100.

POKER GROUP: Straight-faced card players gather for no-hold-’em stud games. Call for Burlington-area location and time. Free.

Info, 578-7654.

TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Speechmakers gather to practice public oratory and leadershipbuilding skills. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-2808.

TORCHLIGHT PARADE & FIREWORKS: A spectacle of light travels down Mt. Mansfield’s Gondolier Trail, followed by a fireworks display. Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3500.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STRING TRIO OF NEW YORK: Three chamber jazz musicians take on classic and contemporary composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE ROMANCE OF PARIS’: Jean-Jacques Psaute sings the music of Edith Piaf, Yves Montand and others in fine French-cabaret style. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5966.

MICHAEL ARNOWITT: The Montpelier-based classical pianist inaugurates a new grand piano with works by Schumann, Prokofiev and Mussorgsky. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 496-4781.

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COLLEGIATE A CAPPELLA ALUMNI: Doowoppers from UVM and St. Michael’s College reunite to sing sans instruments.

Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.

ANGÉLIQUE KIDJO: This West African songstress mixes funk and jazz with the traditional music of her Benin childhood.

Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 603-448-0400.

DARTMOUTH CHAMBER SINGERS: Guest musicians join students for winter-themed Renaissance and baroque music. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 603-636-2422.

SNAKE MOUNTAIN BLUEGRASS: This band’s four members bring foot-tapping, oldtimey sounds to the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

GLENGARRY BHOYS: This lively Canadian group offers classic Celtic tunes with a twist. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 518-523-2512.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Call for Hinesburg area location, 79:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

drama ‘DEAR BRUTUS’: See February 23.

‘BROADWAY ON ICE’: Talented skaters glide to show tunes as part of the college’s Winter Carnival. Kenyon Arena, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 443-3100.

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Hardwick Town House, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 472-8800.

‘LEND ME A TENOR’: The Essex Community Players stage this musical show-business farce in which an operatic impersonator is driven to desperate measures. Memorial Hall, Essex Center, 8 p.m. $13. Info, 878-9109.

‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: Eve Ensler’s wise and witty Obie Award-winning play delves into women’s experiences. Benedict Auditorium, Marsh Life Sciences Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 310-7087.

‘JOURNEY TO PERU’: Travelers Nina Miller and Don DeMercurio share stories of their time living with an indigenous Quechua family in the Andes. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037.

HEALTH-CARE SERIES: Psychology professor emeritus Gene Smith talks up the merits of a good night’s rest. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 23, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 24.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

‘WINTER TREE I.D.’: A naturalist leads small hikers through the woods to look at bark, twigs and needles. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, noon. $8. Info, 359-5000.

‘MR. BURNS SHOWS YOU HOW’: Illusionist Peter Burns shoves a pencil up his nose, then invites kids ages 5 and up to share their own special talents. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies and their dolls create heart-themed crafts at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-8001.

SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

‘WINTER WARMTH ON THE FARM’: Agrarians ages 6 to 8 visit the livestock barns, dip candles, bake cookies and listen to stories by the fire. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. $22.

Registration and info, 457-2355.

‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-12 enjoy movies, swimming, food and more at the Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10. Registration & info, 654-2721.

film ‘ALL I CAN BE’: This 20-minute documentary follows the recent recruitment of two young men into the U.S. Army to explore the promises and realities of military life.

McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-3364.

‘OCTOBER SKY’: Families settle in to see this film based on Homer Hickham’s 1950s-era science memoir, Rocket Boys. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 878-6956.

‘BAD EDUCATION’: Spanish director Pedro Almodóvar offers this haunting film about a young drag queen abused by his childhood priest. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘A CLOSER WALK’: This documentary details how the AIDS epidemic has been confronted in countries around the world. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 & 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

talks ‘MOUNT WASHINGTON’S WEATHER’: Meteorologist and radio personality Dave Thurlow sizes up the environmental extremes of New England’s highest peak. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 23, 10 a.m.

WINTER CARNIVAL SKIING: Cross-country and downhill athletes slide and schuss in two locations. Alpine races at Middlebury College Snow Bowl, Hancock, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Nordic races at Rikert Ski Touring Center, Ripton, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3100.

ADIRONDACKS WEEKEND: Nordic skiers and nature lovers settle in for a two-day stay at Wiezel Cabin on Heart Lake. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 872-0434.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 23.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 23.

TERTULIA LATINA: Fluent Spanish speakers converse at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

FRIDAY FISH FEST: Those celebrating Lent sample seafood prrepared by New England Culinary Institute chefs. St. Augustine’s Hall, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $7. Info, 223-6430.

HIP-HOP SYMPOSIUM: Students, musicians and academics convene for three days to talk about and experience different aspects of the genre. Various Montréal-area locations and times. $5-10. Info, 514-845-6097.

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dance SWING DANCE: Swaying couples rock-step freestyle at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Don Moger sets the pace for partners to do-si-do.

Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced hour 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:30-10:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 860-1125.

CONTRA DANCE: The musicians of Cuckoo’s Nest keep on playing for caller Ruth Sylvester at Tracy Hall, Norwich, family dance 7 p.m., contra dance 8 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4607.

OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller Chip Hedler keeps dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes moving to traditional tunes by Eric and Erica Andrus. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466.

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KENNY WERNER TRIO: This talented New York-based jazz pianist and composer brings his group to the Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 229-0984.

CHAMBER ORCHESTRA KREMLIN: Eighteen of Russia’s finest young string players perform pieces by Mozart, Bartok and Schoenberg. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 728-6464.

DARTMOUTH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Violinist Danbi Um joins this student ensemble for works by Mozart, Zoltan Kodály and Camille Saint-Saëns. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $16. Info, 603-646-2422.

A CAPPELLA WORKSHOPS: Human boom-boxes and solo singers perfect vocal percussion, improvisation and voice placement at the Southwick Music Complex, UVM, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

‘RAISING VOICES’: Professional a cappella groups The House Jacks, All About Buford, Syncopation and Sons of Pitches harmonize at Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

WORLD GROOVE DANCE JAM: Drums and didgeridoos put some dance in your pants at this family-friendly musical fiesta. Bridge School, Middlebury, 7-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 545-2223.

drama ‘DEAR BRUTUS’: See February 23, 2 p.m.

‘LEND ME A TENOR’: See February 25, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘TARNATION’: See February 23, Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘BAD EDUCATION’: See February 25, 7 & 9 p.m.

‘BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S’: Audrey Hepburn stars as Holly Golightly in this classic film about love and loss. Brick Meeting House, Westford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5804.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘ANIMALS IN ACRYLIC’: Painter Deborah Crane-Foote demonstrates how to realistically portray a pet. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236.

words QUATRAIN: Performing versifiers led by poet and actor Burnham Holmes stage a reading at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 879-7576.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

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FARM HOUSE FAMILY DAY: Hands-on experience on an 1890s dairy farm means chores all ’round, followed by time to eat and play.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $40-60 includes lunch.

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WINTER CARNIVAL SKIING: See February 25.

‘KITESTORM’ SNOWKITING FESTIVAL: Skiers and snowboarders catch air on the ice. See calendar spotlight. Sand Bar State Park, Milton, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9691.

GREEN MOUNTAIN TEAM CHALLENGE: Fiverider snowboard posses cooperate to tackle half-pipes and rails. Mount Ellen, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, registration 8 a.m., competition 10 a.m. $100 per team, spectators free. Info, 578-2869.

FAMILY SNOWSHOE ADVENTURE: A naturalist points out forest features and signs of wildlife on this all-ages trek over relatively easy terrain. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $20. Info, 4963551, ext. 117.

SNOWSHOE DEMO DAY: Savvy hoofers and folks new to the sport try out various models at Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. 3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117.

‘WOODS & WOOLY HARE SCRAMBLE RACE’: First-time skiiers and snowshoers stand shoulder-to-shoulder with more accomplished athletes in this Kingdom Classic free-for-all. NorthWoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free, and gear rental fees will be waived. Registration and info, 723-6551.

TOUR DE STOWE: Cross-country skiers choose between 10K and 18K courses to raise funds for the Catamount Trail. Trapp Family Lodge Nordic Center, Stowe, registration 9 a.m., event 10:30 a.m. $30. Info, 864-5794.

SLOWPOKE SNOWSHOE: Hikers trek up Camel’s Hump on this moderate, 8-mile trip.

Call for meeting time and location. Free.

Info, 863-2433.

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When Rachael Miller began teaching snowkiting in Vermont about a year ago, not many locals had heard of the sport. It pairs special balloon-like kites with skiers and snowboarders, who can harness gusts and ride like the wind. Almost 200 people attended Kitestorm 2004, where newbies and old hands tried out gear, won prizes, saw demos, and swapped stories of rippin’ rides. Miller expects that number to triple or quadruple this year, due to lots of out-of-staters drawn to Lake Champlain’s strong winds and frozen expanses. Warm boots and thin thermal gloves help — kite strings sometimes need untangling — and a helmet is a must. Once you’re set, get ready to be swept off your feet.

‘KITESTORM’ SNOWKITING FESTIVAL Saturday & Sunday, February 26 & 27, Sand Bar State Park, Milton, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9691.

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activism ‘NATIONAL PRIORITIES’ TOWN MEETING: Congressman Bernie Sanders screens the film Decent Factory, then leads a discussion about the state of the country. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 23, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.

HIP-HOP SYMPOSIUM: See February 25.

SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8442.

MARDI GRAS PARADE: Bead-catchers snag booty and boogie down to music from festive floats. See calendar spotlight. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-2739.

DOWNTOWN RUTLAND’S MARDI GRAS: Masked revelers catch Dixieland music and spice up winter with a free-form parade.

Depot Park, Rutland, activities noon, parade 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

ELECTRONICS SHOW & HAMFEST: Radio buffs rub elbows at satellite seminars and a flea market for electronic parts. Milton High School, 8 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5. Info, 879-6589.

O.U.R. HOUSE GALA CELEBRATION: Supporters of Vermont’s first children’s advocacy center convene for hors d’oeuvres and dancing. National Life Cafeteria, Barre, 7 p.m. - midnight. $25. Info, 476-8825.

MAGICAL HISTORY TOUR: Take a self-guided trip through a sugaring and logging operation, blacksmith shop, village churches and other local landmarks as part of a town-wide festival. Various Barnard town locations, 11 a.m. 4 p.m. $20 includes lunch. Info, 457-3020.

INDOOR YARD SALE: Bargain hunters browse through an arena of items at this benefit for area gymnasts. Northern Lights Gymnastics, Wilder, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3301.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. SALLY PINKAS: Dartmouth’s pianist-in-residence plays duets and trios with two Boston Symphony Orchestra musicians — violinist Haldan Martinson and flutist Fenwick Smith.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $16. Info, 603-646-2422.

WINDSONG: This quintet combines flute, oboe, clarinet, bassoon and French horn for resonant melodies at the South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

ACOUSTIC JAM: The Green Mountain Banjos and the Westerners host an afternoon of bluegrass, gospel and Western music to raise funds for victims of a recent Enosburg fire.

Old Lantern, Charlotte, 1-5:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 862-7707.

PIANO RECITAL: Soloist Louise Dionne plays preludes and fugues by Bach and Brahms, and two sonatas by Domenico Scarlatti.

Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-2180.

KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-1929.

‘ALL I CAN BE’: See February 25, Waitsfield Elementary School.

‘BAD EDUCATION’: See February 25, 1:30 & 7 p.m.

‘GREED’: Live piano music accompanies Erich von Stroheim’s 1924 silent shocker about two men and a woman who fall out over money. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

dance ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: The band Trip to Norwich offers genteel music for movers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Caller Chris Levey keeps them on their toes at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4121.

drama ‘LEND ME A TENOR’: See February 25, 2 p.m.

COMEDY PET THEATRE: Circus performer Gregory Popovich showcases talented tabbies and pooches. See calendar spotlight.

Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 3 & 7 p.m. $20. Info, 728-6464.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PLASTER SCULPTING: Mark West of the University of Manitoba helps workshop participants mold plaster panels. Chaplin Hall, Norwich University, Northfield, 9-5 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 485-2620.

words NATIONALS SEMIFINAL OPEN POETRY SLAM: Wordsmiths lay down lines and rhymes at the Waiting Room, Burlington, sign up 7 p.m., slam 7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 655-2471.

‘IMAGINATION IS AGELESS’ SERIES: Adult readers of Kenneth Grahame’s The Wind in the Willows explore the classic’s enduring and endearing qualities. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 899-9962.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

sport ‘KITESTORM’ SNOWKITING FESTIVAL: See February 26.

STOWE DERBY: International competitors, amateurs and children race from Mt. Mansfield to Stowe Village in one of the country’s oldest combination skiing events. Call for various Stowe-area locations and times.

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‘SIGNS OF SPRING’ SNOWSHOE: This easy outing investigates seasonal changes in the woods of Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $20. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117.

SNOWSHOE HIKE: Winter walkers circle Colchester Pond on this 4-mile route. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 655-3071.

activism ‘NATIONAL PRIORITIES’ TOWN MEETING: See February 26, Congressman Bernie Sanders screens the film Orwell Rolls in His Grave. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury.

QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6665.

‘WOMBS ON WASHINGTON’: Sewers, sculptors and experienced knitters make fake uteri to send to D.C. See calendar spotlight. Rose St. Artists’ Gallery, Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-8127.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 23, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.

HIP-HOP SYMPOSIUM: See February 25.

SLEIGH RIDES: See February 26.

INDOOR YARD SALE: See February 26, 10 a.m - 2 p.m.

BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count in a tournament-style competition. Bring your board to Allenwood at Pillsbury Manor, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6192.

ICE RACING TIME TRIALS: Thrill-seekers streak their vehicles on the frozen lake to benefit local charities. Call for Colchesterarea location, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 893-3994.

ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BREAKFAST: Morning diners chow down on ham and eggs, blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, and fresh O.J. Knights of Columbus Hall, St. Albans, 8 a.m. - noon. $6. Info, 524-4750.

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Lives of Farm Animals. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free, bring a non-meat dish to share. Info, 862-5630.

WATERBURY COMMUNITY FAIR: Families enjoy a day out with free food, live music and fun stuff for kids. Thatcher Brook Primary School, Waterbury, noon - 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7974.

Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389.

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STRING MUSIC SERIES: Vermont Mozart Festival conductor William Metcalfe discusses modern British composers. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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MON.28 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: Ladies who like to sing are welcome at meetings of this women’s barbershop chorus. The Pines, South Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5001.

film ‘BAD EDUCATION’: See February 25.

CINÉ SALON: Film buffs catch short movies made by three prominent American artists of the 1930s — Jay Leyda, Zora Neale Hurston and Joseph Cornell. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-252-6786.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 23, for children ages 3-5.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 23. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m.

‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See February 24.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

ELISE CASSARINO: This well-known local singer and children’s storyteller reads to kids at Book King, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 773-9232.

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SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 23, 10 a.m.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See February 24.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

SCULPTING WITH CONCRETE: Mark West of the University of Manitoba describes his research into innovative methods of forming cement. Chaplin Hall, Norwich University, Northfield, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2620.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 23.

‘NATIONAL PRIORITIES’ TOWN MEETING: See February 26, Congressman Bernie Sanders screens the film Orwell Rolls in His Grave. Hooker Dunham Theater, Brattleboro, 7 & 9:30 p.m.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 23.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 23.

SOCRATES CAFÉ: Budding philosophers debate ideas at the Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

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TUE.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. WORLD MUSIC PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE: West African master drummer and composer Yacub Addy explores Ghana’s musical traditions with student accompaniment.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abillities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3.

Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ AUDITIONS: Shakespeare fans try out for parts in the Essex Community Players’ production of this witty comedy about love gone awry.

Memorial Hall, Essex Junction, 7-10 p.m.

Free. Info, 999-7188.

film ‘BAD EDUCATION’: See February 25.

‘MAGGOTS AND MEN’: Independent filmmakers discuss the production of their politicized gender-bending love story, set during Russia’s Kro- stadt rebellion of 1921.

Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 225-8906.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of all ages review the merits of Vermont author Natalie KinseyWarnock’s children’s book, As Long As There Are Mountains. Bridport Central School, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2331.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 758-2287.

talks ‘VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY’: A member of the Vermont Earth Institute describes how less can be more. Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8 p.m. $15. Registration, 985-8686.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

ECHO STORYTIME: See February 25.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 476-5118.

‘THE DINOSAUR’S EGG’: Kasperle Puppet Theater hatches this benefit show at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 2-3 p.m.

Donations. Registration and info, 878-6956.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 23.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 23.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 23.

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations.

Info, 864-7999.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

CATAMOUNT BUSINESS NETWORK: Local leaders meet and greet at the Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 6547646, ext. 161.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m.

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KNITTING & FELTING WORKSHOP: Crafty types gather wool to make purses or pencil cases from densely-packed fabric. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. $4. Registration and info, 985-2827.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle-weavers bring their projects to relax with fellow fiber artists.

Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

KNITTING CIRCLE: Creators of hats, scarves and more complex projects work in wool at the Stowe Free Library, 3-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-8776.

WED.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. THE CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Acoustic blues duo Steve Feinbloom and Russ Bailey cut loose at 158 Main Restaurant and Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m. $6. Info, 644-6632.

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Info, 518-564-2471.

ORGAN RECITAL: UVM’s David Neiweem performs on the recently installed digital organ at Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

DAVID MURPHEY: The local singer entertains eaters with a concert of American roots music. Positive Pie, Plainfield, 5:30-8 p.m.

Free with dinner. Info, 454-0133.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See February 23.

drama ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ AUDITIONS: See March 1.

‘GULLIVER’ & ‘ASPECTS OF ALICE’: The National Black Light Theatre of Prague uses magical stage effects to bring the worlds of Jonathan Swift and Lewis Carroll to life.

Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7 p.m. $23.

Info, 603-448-0400.

‘A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM’: UVM Theatre offers Shakespeare’s puckish comedy full of fairies, farce and mixed-up love.

Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 656-2094.

film ‘BAD EDUCATION’: See February 25.

‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: In this martial arts flick set in Tang dynasty China, a romantic entanglement snares the leader of an underground alliance of virtuous thieves.

Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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SUNDAY 27 and work of Jewish author Isaac Bashevis Singer. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 748-8291.

‘HENRY V’: Dartmouth professor Peter Saccio talks about how politics and war have been portrayed in performances of this Shakespearean play. Clips of famous film versions by Laurence Olivier and Kenneth Branagh will be shown at the KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and worldbeat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

SPANISH-ENGLISH STORYTIME: Boys and girls between 2 and 5 years old hear bilingual songs and rhymes at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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WALK THE TALK: See February 23.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 23.

‘VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY’: See March 1, Westford Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

‘THE BARBER OF SEVILLE’: Opera authority and VPR host Peter Fox Smith introduces the musical character of Figaro as interpreted by Mozart and Rossini. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

‘SILENT VOICES’: Professor Aline Paris speaks about the religious women in St. Michael’s history. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.

TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE: Acupuncturist and Chinese herbalist Sharon McIlwaine introduces the concepts behind this medical method. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See February 23.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See February 23.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 23.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See February 23.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 23.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 23.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See February 23.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making.

Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 910:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

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INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST ORGANIZATION: See February 23.

DEMOCRACY FOR AMERICA MEETUP: Reform Democrats discuss how to promote fiscal responsibility and advance socially progressive policies. Back Home Again Restaurant, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 353-6467.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 23.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 23.

‘STITCH & BITCH’: See February 23.

BODY MOVEMENT WORKSHOP: Cancer patients get practical, safe exercise tips from a physical therapist. Call for Burlington-area location, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 847-4848.

‘SUMMER ENRICHMENT PROGRAMS’: High school and college students learn about ways to augment their academic-year education. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177.

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<classes> Written by Katherine Reilly-FitzPatrick. Class listings are $15 per week or $50 for four weeks. All class listings must be pre-paid and are subject to editing for space and style. Send info with check or complete credit card information, including exact name on card, to: Classes, SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

acting AUDITIONING - SOUP TO NUTS, “BE SEEN, BE HEARD, BE REMEMBERED”: Individualized coaching sessions and group rates available. Preparation for the March 5 VATTA Statewide Theatre Auditions. SOLO coaching, $20 for 45-minute session. Group rates, $50 an hour or $10 per person for two + hour sessions in groups of five or more.

Info, 862-2287 or catalyst@gmavt.net. Photo and resumés that work for you, assistance in choosing audition materials, vocal, physical, mindset, and hands-on, one-on-one coaching for your best three minutes. Supportive, productive, affordable, payment plans available.

PROFESSIONAL FILM ACTING CLASSES: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Tuesdays in Burlington, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http://www.thoreast.com or http://www.cameronthor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach, Jock MacDonald, has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

aromatherapy THE AROMATHERAPY BATH: BATH OILS, SALTS, BUBBLE BATHS AND SHOWER GELS: Thursday, March 10, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts/Star Root Aromatherapy. $22, prepaid by March 7. Price includes supplies. Info, 660-8060. In this workshop you will learn how to use essential oils in the bath and create your own salts to take home. Presented by Carol von Rohr.

art ART CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Basic Drawing with Christine Cole, five Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 6:30-8 p.m. $75 includes all supplies. Drawing, The Next Steps with Christine Cole, five Mondays, beginning March 7, 6:30-8 p.m. $75 includes all supplies. Pets in Clay with Adele Dienno, four Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $65. Photography, Black-and-White Darkroom, five Thursdays, beginning March 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. Painting Joyfully with Watercolor led

by Mark Montalban of Art for All Ages, eight Thursdays, beginning March 10, 6-8 p.m. $125 includes quality supplies to keep. Creating a Garden Planter, four Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 6-8 p.m. $55. Info, 482-7194, or visit http://www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS,EXPLORATORY DRAWING WORKSHOP WITH JANET FREDERICKS: Saturday and Sunday, March 12 and 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCity Arts.com. This workshop will allow the experienced participant an opportunity to expand visual vocabulary and to increase experience with materials and methods. Before the class starts you will create some of your own implements and can collect drawing materials and think about themes that are speaking to you.

THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, ILLUSTRATION WITH GINNY JOYNER: Wednesdays, March 2 through April 6, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com. Explore the idea of creating literal artwork. Working with a particular piece of literature that attracts you, we will create a series of illustrations that represent it visually. We will discuss the classic illustrators and work with a

variety of media — watercolor, pencil, pastels and scratch board, cut paper, etc. — with the focus on developing a comfortable style. Learn design, developing a focal point and the use of reference and sketches to best convey atmosphere. Bring a favorite piece of literature to the first class.

business GETTING SERIOUS: March 12, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Women’s Small Business Program. $95, scholarships available. Info, 864-7338. Explore business ownership with others through this day-long workshop. Getting Serious will help you discover if business ownership is right for you and where it might fit in your life.

climbing FRIDAY NIGHT KIDS CLUB: Every Friday night, 6-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $25, preregistration required. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www.petracliffs.com. Climb the walls, boulder in the cave, brave the Burma Bridge, and play fun games. Parents, enjoy an evening out while your kids burn energy, develop coordination, build self-confidence, and practice problem solving under the supervision of the Petra Cliffs staff.

ICE CLIMBING I AND II: Level 1, March 5, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100. Level 2, March 6, 9 a.m.

- 4 p.m. $160. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www. petracliffs.com. Learn about the exhilarating sport of ice climbing! Level 1 is for the beginning ice climber, no experience required. Level 2 is for those who have completed Level 1 or have previous experience. With a skilled instructor, learn how to move over easy to moderate terrain. Master belaying, rappelling, climbing skills, multi-pitch routes, anchor building and climbing technique.

INTRO TO MOUNTAINEERING: March 12, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100, all technical equipment included. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www. petracliffs.com. Learn the fundamentals of safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components of instruction include the use of crampons and ice axe, rope management skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques.

communication COURSE IN INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICATION: Thursdays, April 7, 13, and 21, 7-8:30 p.m. Offered by Demeter Resolutions, llc and instructed by Anthe Athas. Burlington. $125 per person. Info, 864-0624 or email Demeter Resolve@aol.com or visit www.Demeter Resolutions.com. These three sessions give both the basics of effective interpersonal communication and the opportunity to practice skills, both in and out of class, that will help you say what you want to foster, rather than impair with regards to relationships. Space is limited to eight participants, so please reserve your place by calling for information about year-round individual coaching sessions and customized workshops and classes.

computers HANDS-ON COMPUTER CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: MS Excel for Beginners, four Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 7:10-8:30 p.m. $55. Excel - The Next Steps, four Tuesdays following first class, beginning April 12, 7:10-8:30 p.m. MS Word for Beginners, four Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 6-7:05 p.m. $45. Keyboarding for Beginners, four Tuesdays, beginning April 12, 6-7:05 p.m. $40. Website Design with FrontPage, four Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 7:10-8:40 p.m. or four Mondays, beginning April 11, 7:30-9 p.m. $55. Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0, four Thursdays, beginning March 10, 5-6:45 p.m. or four Wednesdays, beginning April 13, 7-8:45 p.m. $85. Advanced Photoshop, two Thursdays,

April 7 and 14, 7:15-8:45 p.m. $40. Digital Camera Use, Monday, March 7 and 14, 6:458:45 p.m. or Wednesday, March 23 and 30, 5-7 p.m. or Monday, April 25 and May 2, 5:15-7:15 p.m. or Thursday, April 28 and May 5, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $40. Info, 482-7194 or visit http://www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Also, check CVUHS.org for listings of Digital Portrait Photography, Digital Landscape Photography, Creating Digital Slide Shows, Web Galleries, Digital Scrapbooks and Photoshop WOW Effects with Dick Hong, beginning March 8. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

cooking LOVE TO COOK? THEN LEARN FROM THE BEST: Info, www.VTCulinaryResort.com or call 802878-1100 or email info@VTCulinaryResort.com.

The New England Culinary Institute at The Inn at Essex is pleased to present a series of handson demonstrations, classes and unique dining experiences. Enjoy first-rate instruction at the Inn’s new Dacor Culinary Theatre.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Rug Hooking for Beginners, four Thursdays, beginning March 10, 6-8 p.m. $60. Russian Punchneedle Embroidery, three Thursdays, beginning April 28, 6-8 p.m. $40.

Rug Hooking Design - The Basics with Kathleen Patten, five Wednesdays, beginning March 16, 6:30-8 p.m. $65. Bobbin Lace Handmade, five Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 6-8 p.m. $75. Cake Decorating I (Wilton), four Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $65. Cake Decorating II, four Tuesdays, beginning April 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $65.

Quilting for Beginners, five Thursdays, beginning March 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $65. Sewing for Beginners - Afternoon, five Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 4-6 p.m. $70. Sewing for Beginners – Evening, five Mondays, beginning March 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $70. Flower Arranging - Spring Wreath with Kris Engstrom, Wednesday, March 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $45.

Flower Arranging - Fresh Spring Vase with Kris Engstrom, Wednesday, March 30, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $45. Info, 482-7194, or visit http:// www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be handson. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

LEARN TO WORK PYREX GLASS ON THE TORCH: Classes are small, 2-4 people and space is limited. Galaktica Glassworks, 21B Munson Ave., Morrisville. Four one-hour classes for $120. Info, 279-6588. This is an extremely intriguing art medium, that offers infinite fun, challenge and creativity. If you are artistic, like to work hands-on, or just want to try something new and original, come change the way you see glass.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

BURLINGTON DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesdays, March 8 through 29

at The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Join First Step Dance classes with Kevin Laddison. Rhythm I, 6 p.m., covers Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. Smooth I, 7 p.m., covers Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango.

Smooth II continues with additional Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. Rhythm II continues with Rumba, Cha Cha and begins Samba. No partner required. $40 per person for four weeks.

Info, 598-6757 or visit http://www.FirstStep Dance.com. You know you’ve always wanted to learn to dance, so take the First Step and join dance classes now!

DANCE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Swing Dance for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, five Tuesdays, beginning March 8, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $50. Swing Dance II - The Next Steps with Kym Reid Taylor, five Tuesdays, beginning April 26, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $50. Salsa for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, five Thursdays, beginning March 10, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $50. Tango with Kym Reid Taylor, three Thursdays, beginning April 28, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $30. Hip-Hop with Viviana Drake, five Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 4-5:20 p.m. $50 adults, $45 students. Info, 482-7194 or visit http://www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be handson. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome.

Modern African Hip-Hop, Tuesdays, 6 p.m., walk-in welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, one month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

FLYNNARTS DANCE AND THE BODY WITH ERIKA SENFT MILLER: Saturday, April 9, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Flynn Center Studios. Info, 652-4537 or email registrar@flynncenter. org. Explore the body from an anatomical perspective and focus on enhancing critical aspects of the dancer’s body. Learn to move with greater ease and openness.

FLYNNARTS IMPROVISATION ENSEMBLE WITH SUSAN SGORBATI: March 25 through 27, Friday, 7-10 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info, 652-4537 or email registrar@flynncenter.org. Explore improvisation as a performance form. Awardwinning choreographer Susan Sgorbati opens up her popular improv ensemble to include visual artists! Dancers and musicians together with visual artists work a creative environment that fosters sharing ideas and mutual influence. Intermediate/advanced dance and music improv skills required. All musicians (voice, percussion, strings, reeds, horns, etc.) and visual artists (painters, sculptors, etc.) encouraged to enroll.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Drop-in beginner lesson, every Tuesday, 6:30–7:30 p.m. Greek Church Hall, Ledge Rd., Burlington. $5 includes Vermont Swing practice session, immediately following. Info, 860-7501, or visit www.ver montswings.com. No experience necessary.

LINDY HOP/SWING DANCE: Six Sundays, February 27 through April 3. Three levels: Swing 1 (Session A)/Lindy Hop Basics, beginning level, no experience required, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Level 2, Swing 2 (session D)/8-Count Lindy Hop, classic and original moves, Swing Outs, Charleston and more, 6:45-7:45 p.m.

Focus is on technique and fundamentals. For Swing 1 graduates or by permission. Level 3, Mastering the Language of Lead and Follow, 8-9 p.m. Learn advanced techniques that enable you to dance fabulously with anyone, anywhere! New moves, too. Level 3, must have

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Thinking About a Career in Massage? six months or more Lindy Hop experience. Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. All classes taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and catering to the needs of our students. No partner needed.

POST-NEW YEARâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S RESOLUTION SWING DANCE CLASSES IN RICHMOND: Popsicle Toes presents six Thursdays of Swing with Chris Sumner and Dan Carhart. Thursdays, March 10 through April 14, Lindy 2B Fun with Fundamentals, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Lindy 1: Introduction to Lindy, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Richmond Free Library, 201 Bridge St., Richmond. $50 for 6 classes.

Info, call Dan, 434-5776 or email Chris, swivel@wild mail.com. No partner necessary. Please bring clean, soft-soled shoes. These classes will teach the rudiments of Swing, with a strong emphasis on technique, center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing and more.

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ST. ALBANS DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Mondays, March 7 through 28, St. Albans City School, Bellows St. Join First Step Dance classes with Kevin Laddison. Rhythm I, 6 p.m., covers Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. Smooth I, 7 p.m., covers Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. Smooth II, 8 p.m., continues with additional Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. No partner required. $40/person for four weeks. Info, 598-6757 or visit http://www.FirstStepDance.com. You know youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve always wanted to learn to dance, so take the First Step and join dance classes now!

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CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New sessions start February 2, March 16 and May 18. Classes are held in the Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. $60 for six weeks. Info, contact Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/ Advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location.

TAIKO: Kidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beginning Taiko classes, Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. beginning February 22, April 5 and May 17. $42 for 6-week sessions. Kidsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Intermediate classes, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. beginning February 21, April 4 and May 16. $42 for 6 weeks. Adult Beginning classes, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m., beginning February 21, April 4 and May 16. $48 for 6-week sessions. Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, contact Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

WISDOM OF THE HERBS 2005: AN EXPERIENTIAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE SEASONS: Eight-month Herbal Certification Program, one weekend a month, April to November 2005. $1200, non-refundable deposit of $150. Foundations of Herbalism: A Three Month Herbal Program, one weekend a month, June, August and October 2005. $525, non-refundable deposit of $100. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Info, 453-6764 or anniemc@gmavt.net or visit http://www.purpleconeflowerherbals.com. Identify and develop relationship with local wild plants as wise spirits who offer counsel and companionship. Learn though nature adventures â&#x20AC;&#x201D; hike in wild places, lie on the earth. Make herbal medicine in sacred tradition. Harvest, prepare and eat wild edibles. Allow the transformation that comes with conscious association with the plant people.

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CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Tai Chi with Emanuel Betz, eight Mondays, beginning March 7, 6-7:30 p.m. $80. Biotechnology with Dave Ely, five Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $50.

Mah Jongg for Beginners with Jane Krasnow, four Tuesdays, beginning March 8. $40. Babysitting Class by Red Cross instructor, Tuesday, March 15 and Thursday, March 17, 3:30-6:30 p.m. $40. Herbal Pet Care, two Wednesdays, March 30 and April 6, 6:30-8 p.m. $25.

Wild in Vermont, Tuesday, March 15, 6:30-8 p.m. $10 donation. Backyard Astronomy, two Wednesdays, April 27 and May 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Writersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Workshop with Mark Aiken, four Mondays, beginning March 7, 67:30 p.m. $40. Juggling, two Tuesdays, March 8 and 15. $20. Living Tobacco Free, four Thursdays, beginning March 17, 6-7:15 p.m. No fee, but must register. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 80 Access classes at http://www. cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on.

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, FRIDAY NIGHT FAMILY DROP-IN: Fridays, through May, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166. A chance for the whole family to spend an evening in our studio! Learn handbuilding techniques and practice on the wheel. Make bowls, cups and amazing sculptures and creations! Studio assistants are available to give demonstrations and light instruction to students of all ages. Clay for practice and fun is free. If you want to keep something, you can bisque and glaze it for $1 per 6â&#x20AC;? x 6â&#x20AC;? x 6â&#x20AC;? item.

energy EXPLORING ALTERNATIVE ENERGY: March 3, 10, 17, 24 and 31. The University of Vermont. $35 per day or $150 for all five days. Info, 800-639-3210, or visit learn.uvm.edu/?Page=alt_energy.htm or email learn@uvm.edu. There are five courses in the series, Exploring Alternative Energy, including: An Intro course, Solar Options, Micro-hydro, Wind Power - State of the Art and Issues, and Hybrid Car Technologies. This series will also be available at a distance via the Web and telephone conference call.

CREATING FINANCIAL PEACE FOR SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS: March 19. $139. Info, Christine Moriarty, 888-449-8081 or http://www.moneypeace.com. Learn the benefits of working with a business plan, developing goals and creating next steps, from the details of cash flow to creating a retirement plan. The payoff is a rewarding experience in financially planning for your business and your life.

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FLY TYING FOR BEGINNERS: Weekly classes, Sundays, 1-3 p.m. Green Mountain Troutfitters. $15 per class, every third class is free. Info, 800-495-4271 or visit gmtrout. com. Learn the art of fly tying through various basic, yet effective patterns. Equipment/materials provided. Instructional video rentals, comfortable setting. Call to schedule.

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language LANGUAGE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Italian for Travelers, eight Thursdays, beginning March 17, 6-7:30 p.m. $95. Instructor: Viviana Gentile Drake. Spanish for Travelers, eight Wednesdays, beginning March 9, 5:30-7 p.m. $95. Instructor: Meredith Visco. French for Travelers, five Mondays, beginning March 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. Instructor: Doris Sage.

French for Beginners with Cammy Richelli, six Mondays, beginning March 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $90. A Taste of American Sign Language with David Krueger, four Thursdays, beginning March 24, 4-5 p.m. $45. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 80 Access classes at http://www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on.

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SPANISH: Classes starting in March. Mondays, Gailer School in Shelburne and Tuesdays in Montpelier. Reasonable rates, with instruction tailored to your individual needs.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult Introductory classes begin on Tuesday, March 1, 5:30 p.m. and on Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 121:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or http:// www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class.

BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www. bluewavetkd.com. 6th Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

KARATE-DO SHOTOKAN CLASSES: Children’s Class, ages 7-14, Wednesday through Friday, 6-7 p.m. and Saturdays, 11 a.m. - noon.

Adult Class, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturday, noon - 1 p.m. Adult Beginners Class, Tuesday through Thursday, 6-7 p.m. Budokan Karate-Do Center, corner of St. Paul and Main St., Burlington. Sliding scale fees and scholarships available. Info, 578-9552 or 264-6059 or visit http://www.jkavermont.com.

Children, teens and adults are welcome to join our Karate-do classes. Affiliated with the Japan Karate Association, Karate-do Shotokan classes offer balanced training that includes physical and mental exercises, and emphasize perfection of character and spiritual development. A one-hour courtesy introductory class is available for all visitors.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian JiuJitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m. Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763; 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 8649985. 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 4255764; 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155.

Info, SaBomNimAllen@aol.com or visit http://www.MooGongDo.com. Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment.

Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and SelfDefense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62

Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m.

Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.

First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 6604072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM, INTERMEDIATE DARKROOM WITH ROBERT GIBEAU: Tuesdays and Thursdays, March 31 through April 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visitwww.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Learn advanced printing techniques to make your prints have full tonal scale comprising deep, rich blacks and bright highlights with plenty of detail. Both RC and fiber paper will be used. Good quality negatives a must.

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CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premier Pilates Studio. Ongoing small group classes utilizing Im=X mat and Xercizer beds and Stott mat programs. Options include private sessions, monthly Passports, drop-in rates. Free consultation and introductory mat class offered.

Conveniently located on the waterfront in downtown Burlington. Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Small group sessions offer you a complete body workout using small equipment, including body bars and Pilates rings. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional certified instructors and our energizing “green” atmosphere.

PILATES SPACE - A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: We offer Pilates, Gyrotonics, Yoga, Physical Therapy and Massage Therapy. We will be running a partial schedule for the month of February as follows: Pilates Mat Class, Mondays, 4:30 p.m., Tuesdays, 7:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4:30 p.m. Yoga Class, Tuesdays, noon - 1:15 p.m., Wednesdays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. and Saturdays, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Our full schedule, which includes Pilates Reformer classes will begin February 28. 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 3A, Burlington. Info, 863-9900 or visit http://www.pilatesspace.net.

THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes. $10/class and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price.

The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302 or http://www.pilatesden.com. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system.

Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ springbased Reformer bed that promises to “reform” your body.

CLOUD HANDS QI GONG AND EARTH MEDITATION: March 26-27, Saturday, 10 a.m. 3:30 p.m. and Sunday, 11:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. $90. Info, 288-8160 or visit http://www.elementsofhealing.net. The Cloud Hands and Earth Meditation are from the Tao Ahn Pai (Taoist Elixir Method) system of internal cultivation. The main purpose is to promote self-healing and circulation of Qi and blood. When practiced regularly, students may experience healing from many chronic ailments as well as a deep sense of relaxation. Please bring a cushion for the meditation. Scott Moylan has been given permission from Master Share K. Lew to teach this set from his internal cultivation system.

QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

THE SPA AT STOWEFLAKE, EDUCATIONAL CENTER FOR THE HEALING ARTS PRESENTS: Thai on the Table with Michael Buck, March 1-3, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $300. 24 CEUs. Info, 253-2232 ext. 5427 or healingarts@stoweflake.com. 108 applications and positions to produce an effective and satisfying Vedic massage. Techniques presented are an adaptation of table massage for traditional Thai bodywork.

meditation TIBETAN BUDDHIST TEACHING AND MEDITATION RETREATS: February 25–27, Tibetan Lama, Geshe Ngawang will teach on the 4 Noble Truths and Karma to help us understand how the mind creates suffering, so that we can unravel this cycle and begin to create happiness and its causes. Profound and practical approach to transforming one’s life from confusion into clarity. March 11-13, Buddhist nun, Robina Courtin, offers guided meditation and teachings to help us to expand our heart from the limited bubble of our own reality that cuts us off from the unlimited bliss of love and happiness that is our innate potential. Courses $50 per day, all-inclusive, but no one is ever turned away.

Info, 802-633-4136, milarepa@milarepa center.com or visit www.milarepa center.org.

Liberation is in your own hands. We bring age-old wisdom to the Northeast Kingdom from Tibetan Lamas at Milarepa Center.

movement THE NIA TECHNIQUE, JOY OF MOVEMENT CLASS: Saturday, February 26, 10:30-11:30 a.m. The Sport and Fitness Edge, 115 Wellness Dr., Williston. $12, register at the door. Led by Casey Bernstein. Nia is a fitness fusion program that combines movement elements from both Eastern and Western movement forms. The music is diverse and inspirational. Benefits include increased flexibility, agility, mobility, strength and stability. It is a really fun way to get fit!

painting INTRODUCTION TO CHINESE BRUSH PAINTING: Thursday, March 3 through April 28, 10 a.m. - noon. Barlow Street Community Center, St. Albans. $120 includes all materials. Registration, St. Albans Recreation Dept., 524-1519. Additional info, Art for All Ages, PO Box 1783, Burlington, VT 05402 or 343-6293, artforallages@gmavt.net or visit www.artforallages.org. This eight-week class will explore inks, papers, brushes and techniques of Oriental application. Chinese perspective, washes and strokes will be studied.

Also, examples of Chinese artists and philosophy will be shared. There will be an opportunity to show your work in an art show and opening with downtown St. Albans businesses.

Art for All Ages has children, grandparents and grandchildren, adults, and senior’s art classes for North Hero through Middlebury.

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pottery RIVER STREET POTTERS: March/April classes for seven weeks, beginning March 7. Adult Wheel, Beginner/Intermediate, three classes, Mondays, 6-9 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m. and Tuesdays 6-9 p.m. Handbuilding, all levels, beginners welcome.

Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. Kids All Ages, All Levels, two handbuilding and wheel classes, Tuesdays, 3:30-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 1-3 p.m. Free practice for adults. 141 River St., Montpelier (Rte. 2). Info, 224-7000. Celebrate the new year by letting your creativity have free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS PRINT STUDIO 250, BOOK/BOX MAKING WITH DIANE FINE: Saturday, March 19, 9:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Quick drawings will serve as the content for a traditional Chinese non-adhesive, accordion book. Students will then make a drop-spinecloth-covered box to house the book. Both the book and the box can easily serve as models for future projects. No previous binding experience necessary.

religion THE GANTZE MEGILLA WITH RABBI SHOLOM BRODT: Friday, March 11 through March 13. Beth Jacob Synagogue, 10 Harrison St., Montpelier. $15 per class or meal, work scholarships available. All-inclusive Friday through Sunday, $75. Childcare available if arranged in advance. Info, contact Rabbi Tobie Weisman, 223-0583 orrebtobie@sover.net. A three-day experiential workshop integrating the spiritual energy of Shabbos and the Jewish month of Adar II through singing, dancing, davenning, meals, teachings and meditation.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Eight sessions, Tuesday and Thursdays, March 1 through 24, 5:30-10 p.m. Waterfront Diving Center. $245 course fee plus $50 for local spring open water certification dives, or complete them at your warm-water vacation destination this winter. Info, 865-2771.

Class results in an internationally recognized, lifetime certification.

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $85. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours.

Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $75. Info, 496-9691 or visit http://www.stormboard ing.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

spirituality INTEGRATIVE SPIRITUALITY: Thursdays, March 10 through May 19, 6-8 p.m. Montpelier. $225 for ten weekly group meetings. Info, call Robert A. Reimondi, M.A. licensed psychologist-master, 223-3572. A 10-week group on spirituality to assist one in practicing one’s faith and enhancing one’s spiritual development.

Through the lens of Transpersonal Psychology we will examine the perennial philosophies and spiritual traditions in which we believe. In doing so we will review our spiritual autobiography, revitalize our spiritual vision, and strengthen our spiritual practice. Objectives of the group include: bridging the gap between the science

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tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.ele mentsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Beginning students welcome to join ongoing class. Eight-week series, beginning Monday, March 14, 5-6:30 p.m. 64 Main St., Montpelier. $72.

Register by March 13. Info, 456-1983 or email grhayes @vtlink.net. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation, significant health benefits.

theater DANCE/THEATER TEXT ADAPTATION WITH 33 FAINTING SPELLS: Grade 10 - adult. Wednesday, March 2, 5:30-7:30 p.m. and Saturday, March 5, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, 652-4537 or email registrar@flynncenter .org. Distilling texts from literature, film, history and ordinary life, incorporating inventive visuals and moving to its own beat, Seattle’s 33 Fainting Spells is know for innovative dance-theater that blurs the line between dance and performance art. This two-part workshop helps participants adapt texts as a creative process and build toward original performance material. Registration includes ticket to see Our Little Sunbeam.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 658-6597 or email healthylifevt@cs.com.

Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proven-effective program. Small classes provide structure, support and accountability.

No pills, special foods or diets, just good sense.

women WOMEN’S MOTORCYCLE FORUM: A series of bi-monthy meetings, March through May, focused on learning the ABC’s of touring, basic motorcycle maintenance, fashion vs. function, and finding our way to being self-sufficient on the road. Info, Stacy, 433-6201. If you are a woman with your motorcycle license, or a wish to get your license, and looking for other women to ride with, relate to or learn from, I’m interested in what you have to say.

writing FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, THE WRITE PLACE SONGWRITING FOR ADULTS WITH KAREN MCFEETERS: Wednesdays, March 9 through April 6, 7-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This course will explore song structure, lyrical poetry composition and ways to develop interesting melodies. Activities to stimulate the creative process will be incorporated. Guest appearances by local singer/songwriters will offer varied approaches to the craft of writing a song. The ability to play an instrument or read music is not required.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, WRITE PLACE AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL NONFICTION/PERSONAL ESSAY WITH MARK PENDERGRAST: Sundays, March 6 through 20, 2-5 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. The easiest and most difficult form of nonfiction is autobiography, with personal essays coming in a close second. For such writing, you don’t need to do much research, but finding the right theme and the right voice can be a challenge. Should you be funny? Brutally honest about emotionally wrenching times in your life? In this short, intense course, you will work on one piece. The goal: a publishable piece by the end of the third class.

WRITING WORKSHOP: Tell It Like It Is: Writing From Personal Experience, Mondays, March 7 through April 11, 6-8 p.m. Burlington. $100 for six-week workshop.

Private instruction also available. Info, 658-2462 or marciatrahan@hotmail.com. Spark new ideas and gain valuable feedback in a fun, supportive atmosphere!

Marcia Trahan holds an MFA in Writing and Literature from Bennington College. She teaches writing to adults and high-school students, provides proofreading and editing services and is currently working on a booklength collection of personal essays.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels.

Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes. Or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or http://www. bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative and Mahashakti. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes.

Drop-in any time.

LIVING YOGA STUDIO: Early spring calendar, February 28 - May 6. 35 King St. Ten weeks for $100. Drop-in available. Info, 860-2814. Rest, continuity, mindfulness, care, intentional touch, all bodies, quality of safety, acceptance and encouragement, noncompetitive, ranging between beginner/gentle and challenging/invigorating, sanctuary, community.

PARTNER PRENATAL YOGA AND MASSAGE WORKSHOP: With Jennifer Harris and Mark Adams, Saturday, February 26, 2-4 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts Center for Yoga and Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $65. Info, 658-7715. Enter into a healing and nurturing environment of stretching, opening and relaxing. Partners learn a specially designed flow in the side-lying position. This soothing, nurturing massage will include techniques for relaxation during labor.

YOGA AT THE REHAB GYM: Offering individual and a variety of group classes. Very Gentle Yoga, Wednesdays, March 9, 16, 23, 30, 7:15-8:30 p.m. Power Yoga, Saturdays, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Lunchtime Yoga begins Thursdays, March 3, noon - 12:45 p.m. at Evergreen site. Kids Yoga-Fitness, Saturdays, 9:30-10:15 a.m.

Maple Tree Place, Williston. Info, 876-6000 or visit www. rehabgym.com. Levels of instruction range from very gentle to more advanced and the instructors are physical therapists. Yoga offers a mind-body approach to rehabilitation and general wellness. All levels of fitness and ability are welcome.

YOGA CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Yoga (Kripalu), eight Thursday afternoons with Theora Ward, beginning March 10, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $70. Yoga, eight Thursday evenings with Theora Ward, beginning March 10, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $70. Yoga (Kripalu), eight Tuesday afternoons with Emily Garrett, beginning March 8, 3:45-4:45 p.m. $70. Info, 482-7194 or visit http://www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Limited class sizes and designed to be hands-on. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels.

Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Sivananda, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Itsy Bitsy, Teens and Senior classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga Session, Wednesdays, February 23 through March 30 with Scott York or Mondays, March 7 through April 11 with Jessica Petraska, 7:30-8:30 p.m.

Six-week Yoga for Teens Session with Sara Goldstein, Wednesdays, February 2 through March 9, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or http://www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors.

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Dear Lola, My boyfriend “Danny” is divorced, and frequently travels on business.

He’s rarely around. When he is, he likes to spend as much time as he can with his young son Kip, who lives nearby with Danny’s ex. These are also just about the only times he can see me, so our “dates” tend to consist of visits to children’s museums, G-rated movies and “romantic” dinners for three at kid-friendly restaurants. I love Kip, and I love Danny’s devotion to him, and wouldn’t dream of discouraging his efforts to be a good dad. But I’d also like a little personal attention.

Is that too much to ask?

Untouched in Underhill Dear Untouched, Of course not. You don’t say how long Danny’s been divorced, but it seems like he’s intimacy averse, and using Kip as an excuse to keep you at arm’s length. You need to let Danny know that if he’s serious about pursuing an adult relationship with you, he needs to figure out how to find time to be with just you. If he can’t make that happen, kiss Danny Boy good-bye.

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SWF, 34 YO, MOTHER OF TWO ISO SWM, between the ages of 25 to 45 who enjoys music, dinner, movies and not into head games. Looking for someone who is honest, sincere and caring. 5822

men > women SWDM, 46 YO, LOOKING FOR A DECENTlooking F, age/race not important. Clean and well-kept, no drugs. Friends, companions or LTR. A couple of kids OK. Like the outdoors. No couch potatoes. 6387 LIFE IS TOO SHORT, let’s have some fun!

SWM, 43 YO ISO life w/active NS/ND F. I’m into long walks, camping, boating, anything outdoors, bowling, movies, candlelight dinners, cuddling, very affectionate. No head games. Kids OK. 6385 25 YO SWM, NS, FUNNY, CARING, charming, outgoing, honest. Looking for a flirty type of lady, 19-33 YO who is honest, does not smoke. For dancing, dinner and fun.

SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be provided. Serious respondents, please.

6382 ISO WS/D/MA WOMEN IN THEIR 40S, 50S or 60s, who are in need of sensual and emotional intimacy. I am in my late 20s. I am fit, intelligent, and attractive. I go crazy for classy older women! 6374 AGNOSTIC SWPM, 28 YO, ENJOYS MANdolin, snowshoeing, x-c skiing, running, dancing, politics, Collective Soul, Allison Kraus, Charlie Daniels, Crash Test Dummies, Weird Al, Batman, Lex Luthor, Hulk, Star Wars, Lemony Snickett, sushi, BBQ, spontaneity, What the Bleep. Seeks independent SPF. 6367 AFRICAN-AMERICAN M SEEKS OPEN, ATHletic, charming women, 34-39 YO for warm memories, dancing, movies and cultural events. 6360

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YOU ARE CREATIVE, INTELLIGENT, active, dog-lover. Slightly eccentric writer, new to area ISO 36-41 YO for possible LTR. NS. No Republicans. Like beer and good talk. Will you be my muse or just amusing? 6351 SM, 26 YO, PHYSICALLY FIT, 5’9”, 165 lbs. Looking for positive-minded and beautiful woman to get to know and have a fun, intimate relationship. 6324 HANDSOME, FIT, ACTIVE, RESPECTFUL, yacht captain, recently relocated from FL. 55 YO, 6’2”, 185 lbs., safe. ISO slim SF. Companionship and mutual erotic fun.

Commitment unnecessary. Open to LTR. Country home, own business. Show me VT. My motto, “Ladies first.” 6321 SM ISO A JOY-FILLED, SENSUOUS WOMAN w/an artistic bent, a lover of dogs who connects to the earth and cosmos from a dark-eyed, mid-life wanderer who dabbles in the world of words, thoughts and carrots. 6400 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident, animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 6401 DWP, ATTRACTIVE, SPONTANEOUS, ARTIStic, energetic Frenchman in his 40s looking for LTR w/an attractive, funny, sexy, artistic, free-spirited woman. Great communication and trust are a must. No head games, life is too short for that! 6314 ARE YOU LONELY. TOO? SWM, 22 YO, NS. I’m honest, caring, athletic, love children, have big heart. ISO 19-27 YO F for possible LTR. I love everything outdoors, movies, romantic moments and cuddling.

Much more to offer. 6313 39 YO SBM ISO F, 20-45, FOR INTELLIgent conversations, friendship and fun.

Looking for Ms. Right who enjoys sports, movies, books and is well-cultured. If you’re out there, please holla. 6311

DO YOU LOVE ANIMALS AND LIVE FOR sunsets, walks in the woods, paddling by moonlight and gardening? SWM, 40 YO ISO partner to share life’s simple pleasures.

Let’s put our kayaks in the stream and follow the currents. 6301 43 YO DWPM ISO LTR. CANOEIST, HIKER, mountain biker, nightclub dancer, weight lifter, fisherman, hunter. Visitation w/my two children most weekends. Weekdays and nights open to adventure. Respectful and honoring. Please call me. 6298 HANDSOME, POISED, EDUCATED, PROFESsional, trim and fit, NS, very young 51 YO WM, central VT. Seeks someone sharing strong interests in travel, music, art, dance, romance, entertaining, liberal politics and strong passion for love and life.

Dog lovers a +. 6294 NEED FUN AND ATTENTION? SWM, YOUNG 41 YO, smoker. Good looks/build. ISO slender to average woman, 30-50 YO who enjoys Jacuzzi, Nascar, classic rock, dancing, good food and drink, movies and the touch of a very affectionate M. 6293 I’M AN 18 YO LOOKING FOR A GOODlooking older woman. 6273 34 YO GOOD LOOKING GUY. SEXY, CLEAN, healthy, fun, happy, S, well-endowed, nice, sexy body, very talented. I have a great job, cozy home. ISO girls, females to please. I’m good at licking, massaging, whatever. I will be discreet. 6261 DPWM SEEKING A FUN, ATTRACTIVE F FOR nights out/in. 40 YO but still feel like an 18 YO. I am physically fit and well above average in looks. Athletic, artistic, compassionate. Great communicator and lots of fun to be with. 6213 SWM, 30 YO, SEEKS SWF, 20-35 YO FOR LTR. Like movies, camping, music, concerts, fishing and just having fun. You must be caring, sincere, trustworthy, honest. If this sounds good, let’s meet. 6199 M, 52 YO. 6’, SLIM, BROWN/BLONDE, seeking aspiring woman to share the joy of life with. This M avails himself to that joy, which flows from within to without. 6189 SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW. LONGdistance runner, mid-aged, artist, 5’9”, 155 lbs. NS. Loves books, photography, writing, philosophy, woodworking. Seeks kind, caring, open-minded woman for friendship or more. May you stay forever young. 6184 LOOKING FOR “ARE YOU LONELY?” YES, I am lonely, too. DWM, 59 years young, love to meet or hear from you.

SUNRISE, SUNSET, YOU CHOOSE. SWDM, 35 YO, hardworking, cute, baseball cap/jeans-kind of guy. Seeks 25-40 YO redneck-type F. Must like the outdoors, sports and be interested in a LTR. With right person, maybe start a family. 6183 DWM, 36 YO, 6’1”, 190 LBS. Looking for women to have discreet meetings with if you’re not getting enough and wish to hook up w/an attractive M. Do not waste any more time. Call today! 6182 WM, NS, 50 YO, AVERAGE GUY LOOKING for average woman, NS. Hey, you never

know, could be your lucky day! 6181 24 YO SM, HARDWORKING, FUN-LOVING, easygoing, goal-driven, LTR-prone guy who enjoys skiing, camping, 420, diving, fishing and other hobbies indoors/out.

Seeking SF, 18-30 YO for fun and friendship first. 6177 NICE, 34 YO, 6’2”, SLIM, SWM, WORKINGclass VT native ISO nice lady who would really like to be loved and spend time w/me. I like good times and cuddling.

Seeking LTR. Age/race unimportant. 6176 IS YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GONE ALL the time? Has he stopped listening to your wishes? Do you need a lover, escort, friend or someone to talk to on the phone/email? Please respond. All calls answered. 6171 29 YO S REDNECK DAD OF TWO FROM Northeast Kingdom ISO 25-35 YO SF for warm and cozy winter evenings. Humor and easygoing a must. If John Deere, barn boots and brawn turn you on, you’re for me! 6103 I AM A HEALTHY ITALIAN M NEW TO THE area. I am looking for a fun, outgoing F to share some quality time with. I like to ski and skate in the winter and watch movies. 6097 OUTGOING 22 YO SWPM, 6’4”, BLONDE hair, blue eyes and 175 lbs. Likes to travel, long romantic walks on the beach, going to the theatre and romantic evenings at home. Looking for SWF 18-28 YO who shares the same interests. 6096 STILL WAITING FOR YOU! SWM, 50 YO, dark hair, blue eyes, shy, country boy, smoker. Enjoy music, dancing, walking, beaches, dining out, Nascar. Hoping to meet country or city girl, 40-55 YO, for friendship/love. 6093 ND, 31 YO SWM STILL LOOKING FOR A SF that is not a typical F. Not into bars and clubbing. Interests include movies, walks, dinner, camping, motorcycles, snow boarding, quality time. No head games or children, please. 6083 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. Day-trips, Greyhound travel, snack bars, local events, concerts, plays, movies, rock, blues, country music, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-55, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 6049 SM, 32 YO, NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, seeking NS SF. I enjoy Looney Tunes marathons on snowbound Saturdays, board games, antique video games, art house films, drawing, painting, photography. How about you? 6107 SM, 32 YO, NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, seeking NS SF. I enjoy Looney Tunes marathons on snowbound Saturdays, board games, antique video games, art house films, drawing, painting, photography. How about you? 6107 34 YO LOOKING FOR MRS. RIGHT WHO likes to go bowling, to the movies, coffee shops and spend time w/me and my

Okay, so I'm 8 years old, have tons of energy and am ready for a great life ahead. There's just no time to stop and worry about the past. You know, what could have been, should have been. I'm looking to the future! I'm Lidia, in case I didn't mention that yet. I am an adorable female Beagle mix with very interesting markings. I'm an affectionate, social, and attentive girl. They call me "happy-go-lucky" and I am ready to share the good life with the right person. If conversation is something you're looking for and you don't mind if I do a lot of the talking, we'd make a great pair. Although I sometimes have lots to say, I do have a quiet bark. As a beagle mix, I enjoy my nose and all that it has to tell me. I would be most happy if I had long daily walkabouts to smell the roses. A home with adults only or with older kids 13 and up would make a great fit. Do you have it in your heart to let me in and accept me for who I am? If so, I will reward you with boundless love and devotion. Meet me today at HSCC! The hours are Tuesday through Friday from 1 to 6pm and Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. Or call 862-0135.

daughter. Must be 30-35 YO, looking for LTR. Love walks on beach and riding bikes on bikeway. 6037 SWM, 50 YO, LOOKING FOR FULL-TIME girlfriend/lover/partner. Me: outgoing, loyal, romantic, ISO SF, 25-45 YO who is loyal, passionate, fun, desires to be cherished. Prefer A girls. Plattsburgh-area. 6035 LOVE IS THE ANSWER. DWM, 5’9”, 150 lbs., 40-looking, good shape. Seeking a woman that enjoy adventure, fun and a lot of travel. I’m youthful, appealing, open-minded, sensitive, proportionate, outgoing. For more info, call! 6032 LOVE IS THE ANSWER. DWM, 5’9”, 150 lbs., 40-looking, good shape. Seeking a woman that enjoy adventure, fun and a lot of travel. I’m youthful, appealing, open-minded, sensitive, proportionate, outgoing. For more info, call! 6032 NOTHING FANCY ABOUT ME: SWM, 39 YO, laid-back, family-type who enjoys cooking, movies, outdoor activities. Looking for SF, 35-43 YO. Interested in friendship, possibly leading to LTR. Help bring the holiday cheer. 6028 ATTRACTIVE, GENEROUS, RETIRED MAM seeking willing women for daytime fun. I am well educated, don’t smoke, drink or drug and am disease free. I am very erotic, experienced and open-minded. You won’t be disappointed. 6027 WELL, I AM A GUY LOOKING FOR A GIRL, for the real love. I am 28 YO. I like music, reading and having fun, but in a good way. Am waiting for you! 6009 ONLY DANCE THERE IS: TRUTH, FREEDOM and intimacy. Good looking DPM, 40s, kind heart, strong back, creative mind.

Into sustainable living, spiritual teachings, alternative health. Likes music, mountains, sunsets and more. Can you keep the fire burning? 6007 ATTRACTIVE, HONEST AND CARING 35 YO seeks 25-35 YO SWF for LTR. Many interests/hobbies, indoors and out.

Seeking that first kiss spark, love and commitment. I have a career and home.

Now I need you. 6005 SUNSETS - SUNRISES: DWM LOOKING TO share with S/DWF, 45 +, in reasonable shape and financially secure as well as other varied interests. Let’s have some fun together! 5994 ARE YOU AFFECTIONATE, CREATIVE, CONfident, employed, fit, good-looking, healthy, homemaker, intelligent, love the outdoors, country life, a mother, NS/ND, organized, secure, strong, tall, trustworthy, warm hearted, witty, 30-45 YO. ISO LTR. 5991 SWM EARLY 30S N/S ISO 23-35 YO SF TO have fun with and possibly start LTR. I enjoy almost everything, cooking, gardening, animals. Looking for someone to turn my house into a home. 6399

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45 w/muscular build seeking similar spontaneous, open adventurous F, slim to medium build for companionship. Fun and adventure. Central VT, NE, NY area. 6395 HAVE LOVE TO GIVE. DWM, 47 YO, FIT, active, responsible. ISO kindred spirit to share/enjoy more of life. Outdoorsy, adventuresome, easy-going, open-minded, passionate, craftsman. 420 OK. Sailor, skier, gardener, father of one. Fun first. LTR possible if chemistry makes sparks. 5990 DWM, FIFTIES, YOUNG AT HEART: NW Vermont. Enjoy running, working out, outside activities, cars of all types, rockand-roll, good meals, movies or warm fires. Looking for someone to have fun w/and see what develops. 5984 RESPONSIBLE COLLEGE GRAD, 22 YO, SWM, 5’11”, 160 lbs, athletic and intelligent w/big heart. ISO outgoing, non-consumer, 18-25 YO SF who wants to share adventures and possible LTR. I like bicycling, snowboarding, photography and lengthy conversations. 5858 A QUEST FOR THE GENTLE, CREATIVE, FIT and unassuming SWF, 40-48 YO. This educated, athletic, health-conscious SWM yearns for your company to snowshoe, explore and giggle the winter months away.

The cocoa is warming on the stove. 5857 ENTERTAINING PM. I SPEAK 1.5-LANguages. Almost 6’ tall. I should own my car soon, but I do own a motorcycle. I’ve read some books and traveled. Are you F, 25-35 YO, everything I could hope for and more? 5852 SBM, 35 YO ISO PRETTY F FOR LTR. I AM originally from the area but left 12 years ago. I am an independent film producer looking for my Miss Right. Only the serious respond. I’m looking for that fairy tale romance story. 5835 26 YO TRUCK-DRIVIN’, ASS-SLAPPIN’, fun-lovin’, good ol’ VT boy lookin’ for a little no strings fun an lovin’ height/ weight proportionate cutie, 18-32 YO. 420-friendly. Must enjoy a great time! 5830 39 YO PMAM LOOKING FOR 25 TO 45 YO F in Burlington-area. I am looking for a discreet, physical relationship. I want to be your dirty secret. 5828

women > women 40-55 YO NS. FINDING A SACRED, deep/spiritual connection w/another human being is the greatest worldly “gift” that can be obtained in our brief existence. Love is “alive”! First from within then extending outward to “you,” vehicle for enrichment and growth. 6320 PQ ISO ANOTHER PQ, LIPSTICK NOT NECessary, suit is. My hobbies include all forms of snow sliding, cooking, art class modeling, blowing on bagpipes, hiking and bush whacking. If you can take the heat, you can enter my kitchen. 6292 S, 37 YO BARRE LADY LOOKING FOR FEM or soft butch friendship, maybe more. 6081 STARTLINGLY SEXY AND INTERESTING andro-butch seeks super fine andro/ femme for maddeningly poetic and engaging conversation topped w/a good dollop of whimsy and a modicum of heart. 6012

men > men DGWPM, RECENTLY OUT, YOUTHFUL 60S, ex-Montréaler, urbane interests, seeks friendship, possible LTR. 6262 OLDER GWM LOOKING FOR MASCULINE company, 45 YO +. Interested in art, music, dining out, conversation, drives, local and Montréal for fun and pleasure.

Great shape, athletic, over 60 YO can offer great sex but optional. Give a call. 6203 SWPM, 26 YO, ATHLETIC, FIT, HARD working, sensitive, intelligent, creative.

I’m looking for a M under 30 YO who will see me for who I am and love me for that.

Who has kinetic chemistry. NS. 6178 NYS: ARE YOU INTO LIGHT BONDAGE, very light discipline and a whole lot of organ worship and climax control, building to a soul-satisfying orgasm? Hot, safe, discreet, trustworthy, fun. Let me tie you up and take you to Heaven. 6173 GIN: YOUR CALL NOW JUST MEMORY OF lace from Vicki and you had our one mad contact all wrong, not uphill; downtown.

I will never forget you and haven’t, your jump into my car, your passion. 6054 I LOVE MEN OF ALL COLORS AND AGES. Every sexual experience is a new journey for me! Are you ready to have some fun w/this H 34 YO? If so, call me. You won’t be disappointed. 6031 SWGM, 25 YO, 5’3”, 145 LBS. 21-31 YO only. Looking for friendship, maybe more.

6030 WHERE ARE THE FETCHING GM? Burlington has many a M, but who dares to step forward w/me, as is. I am 6’2”,

brown eyes, dark hair, but still question after many years of living in this town: Is there any one guy who is willing to be fetching to make my heart pound and eyes swirl as is, can you dig? Give this guy a try ‘cause also we don’t need to fess up, just give us a shot at being friends, as the beginning of 2005 enfolds! Go fetch! 6025 GWM, 30 YO, 5”10, 150 LBS, SEEKING someone to be real w/for friendship and relationship. Likes music, good food and wine, cultural events, mind expanding conversations, day and weekend trips romance and snuggling. 5999 ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SGWPM, 5’9”, SLIM. brown/blue. ISO guys 18-45 YO, D/D free for hot sex. Possivle LTR. Guys who are slim and either A, B, H, J. L, N are a +. 5853 SEX IS GREAT BUT SO ARE THE MOMENTS after. Burlington-area, 30s, tall , VGL, fit, masculine, versatile/bottom, intelligent, independent, great sense of humor + POZ attitude. Wants masculine, fit, creative, handsome, patient, intelligent, semisecure guy for LTR possibilities. Baggage limits, be real, smell good. 5849 GWM, 49 YO, PUDGY, CUDDLY, TEDDY bear, very romantic, oral, sensual, bottom. ISO GWM, 30-50 YO, who’s self sufficient and likes who he is. Looks are secondary, the inner man’s what counts. LTR only. 5847 SGWPM, 39 YO, FIT. CITY MOUSE WHO loves the pace and beauty of VT seeks like-minded M, 30-45 YO. Love museums, film and good writing, as well as the outdoors. Looking for a healthy mind/body, an open heart and a gentle spirit. 5833 20 YO WM ISO WM, 18-45 YO FOR friendship or more w/the right person.

Me: 5’9, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue-eyes, Tshirt and jeans guy, working in education and finishing college degree. Respond if you will, you won’t be sorry. 5827 SUBMISSIVE 42 YO M LOOKING TO FUL fill fantasy. Would love to meet a guy to service while he watches a game. Very oral and long-lasting guy here. 5821 GWM, 53, 5’5”, DISABLED, TOP ONLY. ISO sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, LTR, poetry in life, fantasy in bed, sci-fi in dreams. No games, just reality here in P’burgh, NY. What have you got to lose? 5600

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TRANS GUY LOOKING FOR CURIOUS S/BI/G M for hot fun. 6368 BIF LOOKING FOR BIF TO GO ON A journey of self and of life. Looking for someone to share it with. Love to meet and see if we have a spark. 6279 BIM SEEKING FUN W/OTHER M AND OR F, in-shape, smooth, tan and well-hung.

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Plattsburgh area, will travel to VT. 6265 55 YO DBIM SEEKS TO JOIN OR START A masturbation group, either all male or mixed gender. Definitely hoping for a hands-on experience, but other activities are fine w/me. 6212 LOOKING FOR A GREAT TOP TO NAIL unmercifully or be nice and slow? Then I’m your man. Me: attractive, 30s, clean, slim w/a nice tool and tongue. Seeking guys 18-33 YO who are aching to bottom.

Call! 6172 LOOKING FOR DISCREET, CLEAN, D/Dfree M. Into hot, wild times in bed. Like to perform oral. I do what your girlfriend won’t \and don’t spill a drop and I like to do it for hours. Threesomes welcomed.

6088 57 YO BIM WHO LIKES TO DRESS IN PANTies and lingerie. Looking for guys who like the same and need to be serviced orally or other. Kink OK too. Looking for some fun.

D/D-free, very clean and discreet. 6039 51 YO DCM, 5’10”, 290 LBS. LOOKING for dress-up buddy in upstate VT, NY or western NH possibility for hot oral action.

6006 30 YO BIM LOOKING FOR TG, TV FOR FIRST time experience. No strings and discretion is assured. All calls answered. 5856 ARE YOU A RUGGED, HAIRY-CHESTED M? MA, curious, not getting enough at home.

Looking for another good-looking, wellhung buddy? Me, too. 5’9”, 175 lbs., 44 YO. Private place between Middlebury and Hinesburg. 4WD a +. 5854 ARE YOU A RUGGED, HAIRY-CHESTED M? MA, curious, not getting enough at home.

Looking for another good-looking, wellhung buddy? Me, too. 5’9”, 175 lbs., 44 YO. Private place between Middlebury and Hinesburg. 4WD a +. 5854

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SWBIM, 26 YO, 5’8”, 140 LBS. CLEAN, discreet and well-endowed. ISO CU and select S to service in the erotic way.

Open-minded, fun, clean and discreet a must. 6386

19 YO F W/MODERATE HIKING EXPERIence seeks persons to accompany me on a thru-hike of Appalachian Trail. Start in Georgia in April. 6373 FTM AND WIFE SEEK SIMILAR CU AND FTMs for friendship and socializing in Burlington area. 30-something parents of young children especially sought. 6364

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BICU ISO BIF OR BIM FOR INTIMATE ENcounters. 18-45 YO, looks not important, sexual desire a must. NS, light drinkers OK. 27 YO F, + size. 33 YO M, nice package.

6371 CU SEEKING BIF FOR THREESOMES. M, 30 YO, is hung very well and F, 26 YO, very attractive. Would like wild F who has a few extra pounds or less, no heavies. We want to please and be pleased! 6357 ADVENTUROUS INTERRACIAL CU SEEKS shaved BIF to join our adventures. Her: sexy, outgoing, green-eyed BBIW. Him: charming, slim, handsome, dark-eyed. 6278 STABLE, SECURE, FUN-LOVING CU searching for fun-loving BIF. Any age. Both 39 YO. He is a white-collar prof. She is a homemaker. We are very open to everything you can imagine or desire. 6198 MID-30S CU. SEXY, CLEAN AND FUN, looking for BIF for a night of fun. Must be clean. 6024 WPCU, 40S, ISO BIM FOR DISCREET, PLEAsurable fun. Seeking fit, open-minded guy who likes to give and take both top and bottom action. Disease and drug free, please. Experienced guys only. No first timers. 6019 WCU SEEKS BIF, 18-30 YO TO SHARE steady, intimate fun w/her. 5’1”, 119 lbs.

Him: 5’10”, 180 lbs. Looking for openminded, fun, oral and discreet. 5992

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MACU LOOKING FOR OTHER CU’S IN THE Burlington/Colchester-area for friendship and more, if possible. Me: BI. Him: S. If interested, leave us a message. 5820

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CHARMING, FEMININE, BRAINY 30something NS, BIF ISO other feminine NS BIF to share honest friendship and meet occasionally for good wine, full-body massages and.... Sorry, boys! 6306 DESIRE A GOOD BM, 42 - 54 YO. I WANT it all. Life is strange and hectic. I want crazy love. Make it all worth while. 6296

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SWPM, 30 YO, SEEKING FREAKY CHICKS for fetish fun. I’m promising discreet BDSM play. We’ll take turns on top. No intercourse and no strings attached. D/D free.

Safe, same and consensual. I have the gear if you have the interest. 6379 ATTRACTIVE, LAID-BACK PROF. SEEKING women for pampered, sensual massage.

Goes beyond the clinical focus on major muscle groups to include more sensitive and sensual areas. No fee, tip or reciprocity expected or requested. Safe, discreet, respectful. Day/night. 6365 SUITABLE FOR FRAMING? TOUGH LOVE provided. Mid 30s, SWM in Burlington looking for consenting victim(s) for LTR or kinky play. Very experienced, toys galore, fantasies fulfilled. Safe, sane, consensual. Limits respected. Boundaries pushed. Up for a chat? 6361 NICE, SEMI GOOD-LOOKING PWMAM looking forward to great times w/attractive, fun-to-be w/mistress who rarely says “no”. For expenses paid midweek trips: sailing in VI, skiing out West and jaunts to Montréal. 6359

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6200 SWM, 27 YO, SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE, vegetarian. Black hair, brown eyes, mole above upper lip. ISO two attractive BIcurious SF, vegetarians w/strong work ethic and need to stay fit, 25-30 YO for possible LTR. 6187 WM, 40 YO, CLEAN, FIT, ACTIVE, SANE. Needs some winter-loving. Looking for a meaningless one-night stand to fulfill nature’s calling. No strings. Pure pleasure.

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BIM, CLEAN, SAFE, DISCREET ISO M INshape, under 40 YO and hung. To service orally. One or more is OK. Like being humiliated and ordered to service you on my knees, naked. I do swallow.

Interested, call. 6185 SWGM, 46 YO, 6’1”, 190 LBS. HAZEL eyes, brown hair. ISO 18-30 YO college guys. Love to rim, bottom, swallow, etc.

Like to watch TV, music, movies, bowling, etc. Into LTR. All calls are answered. 6174 SBWM, 35 YO, BI, FIT, CLEAN-SHAVEN, 5’10”, 170 lbs. Looking for young, fit, hot guy for friendship and discreet, hot sex.

Somewhat new to scene. Love to give oral and bottom. 6170 WANT TO HAVE AN AFFAIR, ONE-NIGHT stand or fantasy acted out? I will do what your M won’t, give me a try. 6050 FRENCH MAID WANTED. MUST CONFORM to uniform and strict code of conduct.

Inspections will be frequent and thorough.

Need not be French. 6040 ATTRACTIVE WM ISO SEXY F WHO NEEDS A good spanking for a good-looking, wellendowed, fun guy. Let’s explore your secret fantasy. Any age or race. Discretion assured.

6038 SWM, 5’10”, 150 LBS. ISO SUBMISSIVE F for physical bliss. Not a freak, just I just like it. I’m white, but like salt, I go good w/pepper. So age/race not important. 6034 WELL-ENDOWED WM AND PHOTOGRAPHER seeking hung M, CU, F for photography sessions and fun. 6022

WICCA M, 55 YO, ISO YOUNG, AVAILABLE, happy Wicca woman for love, friendship and family. Let’s try to master love together, no better goal exists. Blessed be. 6305

SEEKING MR. GREEN JEANS FOR COUNTRY fun. 32 YO stock boy avail for LTR w/kind but firm, manly, Yankee-type, 40 YO +.

Please have a farm or rural living situation. Really! 5986

LOOKING FOR WOMEN WHO ENJOY REceiving oral sex. No strings, just trying to get better at it. Age and size not important. Clean and discreet. 6210 MONTHS PARKING LOT: APPROX. 32/21/05 SHAW’S 5x3-goodstuff022305 ago. You jiggled nicely over to see my dog.

34 YO GOOD-LOOKING GUY, VERY CLEAN, healthy, happy, S, well-built/endowed. I have a great job, nice cozy home. Looking to please. I am good at licking a long time, or whatever you wish. Short of LTR. Can be discreet. 5775

WM, 40 YO, CLEAN, FIT, ACTIVE, SANE. Needs some winter-loving. Looking for a meaningless one-night stand to fulfill nature’s calling. No strings. Pure pleasure. 6215

BOTTOM BOY, 44 YO, SLIM, HEALTHY, into oral, rimming, bare backing, groups, Polaroids, videos, lingerie, B & D, exhibitionism, voyeurism, golden showers, ATM. ISO hard guys into any or all of the above. Prefer top M. No strings. Lamoille or Chittenden county. 6325

GWM, 33 YO, LOOKS 24 YO, SEEKING masculine, attractive M in uniforms, especially cops, military and all of you hot UPS and FedEx guys to offer great, full oral service. Absolute discretion. MA guys a +. No one over 40 YO. 6270

MAWM LOOKING FOR BI, MA OR FIVE M who enjoy clean, safe, very discreet daytime encounters. I can be top or bottom.

You: safe, clean and discretion a must.

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VERY HAPPY CU SEEKING BIF FOR EROTica. Him: 5’7”, 190 lbs., oral participation only. Her: 5’9”, 170 lbs. We are NS, D/D free and expect same. No games, no commitment, just fun w/height/weight proportionate lady. Discretion is a must! 5832

SWM, 41 YO, SEEKS VIVACIOUS, SILLY girl, 18-25 YO to help boost his spirits and vitality. Race unimportant. Daddy is waiting! 5988

HEDONISTS APPLY HERE. SEXY BIWM, fit, trim, 43 YO, seeks hot CU, M, W who are daring, sincere, creative, open and sensual to the max. I’m experienced, open, intelligent and guaranteed to please. 5859 GOOD-LOOKING BM SEEKS F TO HAVE fun with, hang out, drink, chill. Some strings or no strings. It’s all out there for us. Age, race, weight doesn’t matter. If you have thought 9:15 AMeverPage 1 like this, it’s time to do it. 5855

i spy KEY WEST WEEK. TAXI TO AIRPORT. I enjoyed our talk about Key West past.

How about an update over coffee, wine and/or dinner. 6398 TO THE PERSON WHO I-SPYED THE POLICE officer at the Town Center. Box 5747. Who are you spying? Police and security want to know. 6396 LANGDON ST. CAFE GODDESS: SERVE ME up some of those deloncious treats from your decidedly leftist pirate’s den! Mmm! You are so ridiculously sweet, maple sugar dumplin’ caramelicious honey cakes! 6394 REDNECK GIRL ON HER 4 WHEELER IN Mallets Bay. Me: young guy watching the ice races when you smiled going past. I’m from the South and new to VT, wanna save a horse and ride a cowboy? 6393 LA PRIMERA VEZ NO TUVE LA VOZ PARA decirte sobre tu belleza. Ahora tengo la voz pero no puedo porque somos amigos.

Nuestras almas bailaban cuando besabamos y estaban como uno cuando hacamos el amor. Te amo, duende de helado. 6392 I SPY A TURTLE WITH GORGEOUS AND filthy tortoise eyes schussing her ninja masked way into my heart. Join me in a long future of blue ribbon, beets, Bentley fur, and bizarro roommates. I’ll drive, you navigate. 6390 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, INTELLIgent Scorpio OT who is also the bestest roommate, coworker and girlfriend ever! I am so blessed to have you in my life, even if I don’t remember to tell you so all the time! 6388 QUEEN ELIZABETH OF NIMES: PISCEAN sister. I see you traveling, leather coat clad, wineries in your wake, gnomes in

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6381 SPIDERMAN: THE ONE-LEGGED LONG John. The Hickie will always be remembered, there’s always a first! The web you weave is fake, you kill everything you touch. You’re not a hero, you’re a zero.

Hickiechick. 6380 YOU SPIED ME RESCUING YOU AT SARAnac. You’re the only one I’ll ever set a pick for like that again. Now it’s time for you to return the favor. Life isn’t as exciting without you in it. I love you. 6378 SIMON’S MOBILE, 1/28. HOT GIRL IN A white VW, wearing white jacket. Was that smile for me? Wish I had said something, give me another chance. 6377 EX-DRED BEHIND THE CO-OP DELI COUNTer, 2/12. You cut me some feta, I blushed the entire time. Just wanted to let you know that you look adorable! 6376 DANIELLE, CASHIER AT HANNAFORDS, Essex. You are so cute! Boyfriend?

Husband? Hope not. Want to do coffee sometime? 6372 BORDERS MAGAZINE SECTION, 2/12. ME: laughing w/a friend over corny jokes, girl w/long hair. You: leather jacket, commenting on Giggle Juice. Saw you at the check out, too. Too shy to strike up a conversation. Single? 6370

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CURIOUS MONTY W/HANDSOME OWNER on snowshoes at EAH on sunny Sunday. I overheard meeting for coffee. Can I come? 6350 I SPY A WAITRESS, CATHERINA, W/THE most gorgeous eyes I have ever seen and a smile brighter than a Key West sunset.

Me: out to dinner w/2 friends when I took your breath away. Remember? Haha! Dinner? 6328 HUGE APOLOGIES: NORTH AVE. DMV, 2/9.

Me: “Long day! When do you finish work?”

You: “6:30 p.m. and I’ll be hungry!”

Leaving, salutes exchanged, we didn’t say we’d meet. Returned, but left at 6:21 p.m.

Scared? What could I say? I blew it!

Second chance? 6327 TO THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY THAT cooks at The Blue Hen in Middlebury on Monday and Wednesday nights! How about dinner and a movie of your choice sometime. I think you have nice eyes.

6323 HOLY ZWEIGELT! I DIDN’T KNOW WOMEN were made like you anymore. Perfectly in balance, power and finesse. You delivered more than you know. Thanks for wishing me a Happy Valentine’s Day. I owe you. 6322 I SPY A LOVELY, DARK-HAIRED STUDENT w/blue backpack returning from class. I was standing on my porch as my little, white dog sniffed about. Your smile was unsteadying. Let’s meet and sit, so I don’t fall down. Timber. 6319

HEY CRAIG: VICKY SAID YOU WERE IN Burlington. I miss you. I’m in VT this week. Call me. 6369

I SEE YOU AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE. You: tall, dark hair, piercing eyes and named Beth. You can take my temperature anytime! 6318

I SPY A CURLY, DARK-HAIRED CUTIE AT City Market. You checked me out, and I checked you out, at the register. Jen, the new employee w/beautiful, big eyes and a soft smile. Let’s grab lunch. 6366

MEADOW MART HAS BECOME MY NEW home, thanks to you! I only hope you know just how beautiful you are. I would trade my heart and soul just for one date with you. SM, 23 YO, Montpelier. 6316

MY FELLOW CHILEAN TRAVELERS: THANK you for sharing one of the amazing trips of our lifetimes. You’re both so dumb. To the ocean almost killing you, the New Year’s pier, dancing, Chilean M, friendship.

Les amo. 6362

BEST BUY, 2/6. YOU: BLONDE W/GLASSES buying TV and stand. I think you are foxy.

6315

UNCOMMON GROUNDS, 2/5. YOU: incredibly sexy and handsome, black hair, wearing vintage overcoat, drinking hot chocolate. Our eyes kept locking. Please tell me I didn’t imagine the fiery sparks.

Hope that was your sister w/you. 6358

I SPY MY AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL COWORKers at The Paper Peddler. I am so happy to have met you all. Thanks for hooking me up, Em. Anna, you wear the harem pants like no one else! Love you guys! 6310 TO THE MOST “SUPERBULOUS” PERSON I know. Can I share your tots? Thanks for being so amazing and positive! 6309

WE TALKED FOR 6-MONTHS AND YOU gave me hope. High school sweethearts we always will be. It’s hard to forget first loves. I still love you and always will. I know in my heart we will be together again. 6356

YOU: PIERCINGLY PERCEPTIVE BRUNETTE (in charge?), 2/6, Ri-Ra’s, “slight addiction” to Guinness chocolate cake. Me: blonde at bar in flannel shirt, scared of “coming on too strong”. Blah, blah, blah, smile at me. 6308

STAR, SORRY I DISTRACTED YOU AT CCV, sometimes I talk too much. You have the most beautiful smile, I could look at you forever. Your energy matches your smile, it feels so good to just be near you. 6355

I SPY A DEAD-SEXY, MOWHAWKED PUNKster spreading anarchy and avocados all over Tahoe City. It’s time to come back east, but not that far east, cuz this girl is jonesin’ hard for your hawk, your guac and your... 6307

I SPY THE BLUMPKIN-GIVING GUY BEhind the deli at the Co-op. You’re hot. I love you more than you’ll ever know. 6354 2/15, I SPY A BEAUTIFUL GAL NOT WEARing Uggs at the O.P. eating a hot dog.

Wanna meet up sometime for another round of tall boys and peanuts? I just can’t resist the High Life’s lure! 6353

ANDREA AT CITY MARKET: SO NICE TO SEE that smile again. Call me when you have a snow day, I’d love to catch up with you, D. 6304

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CASCADE MOUNTAIN, 2/9. FOGGY, NO view. You: almost didn’t bring your crampons. Me: w/a group of kids from Plattsburgh. What are you doing hiking alone in my mountains? Need someone to hike with? 6303 TALL, SEXY BARTENDER GIRL AT TGIF w/spell-bounding black hair and beautiful nose. Me: just captivated by you last Wednesday night. How about conversation over a glass of wine? 6302 I SPY A M WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW amazing he is, how much he is loved and respected or how much I wish things were different. You’re never alone. You bring the fire to the King St. candlelight. 6300 I SPY LISA, WHO IS A GREAT FRIEND AND even better “care packager.” It’s rare to find someone who doesn’t mind a 10-hour bus trip through a blizzard. Thanks for being there, from J5,Tahoe. 6299 MONTPELIER CONTRA DANCE: YOU WORK in oils, I work in ice cream. Coffee? 6297 2/4, PEARL ST. BEVERAGE: TALKED IN line, I asked your name and you said “Happy Birthday.” Flustered? I think it was Eric. You just got back from the mountain. Let’s ride. 6295 NEW PURE POP EMPLOYEE: HANDSOME M, 6’2”, dark hair, blue eyes, Army cap. I love you. I have seen you in my dreams. Wanna go watch Punk Drunk Love w/me? 6291 KSTE: P FUNK/DIRTY DOZEN AT HIGHER Ground. You: w/lighted sole. Me:w/spurs.

I think you’re a dream. My roommate is tired of hearing about you. Need to dance again, and/or morning coffee-cold Stella?

6290 STOWE, 2/6: BEAUTIFUL BLONDE SNOWboarder, light blue jacket, Elan board, white pants. Hanging out w/parents? You caught me staring. I’d love to ride w/you sometime! -Cute snowboarder in blue jacket. 6288 KEVIN: HEY, IT’S NICOLE. I WOULD LIKE to see you again, too. 6287 LISA THE STOWE PANCAKE-EATER: TOO bad you hate being set up by friends.

Maybe Krissy and Anne will actually introduce us next time? At least you can cross “get I Spied” off your to-do list. 6286 FLOWERY-SLEEVED SNEAKERS VALENTINE. Curves that could kill a M in his 50s. Your smile charms the pants right off me. Let me make breakfast for you sometime and we’ll see if we can get something straight between us. 6285 I SPY GOLDEN MAN AMONGST MONTpelier mortals. Magic hands and warm soul make my heart dance. Theo. Your smile rules my day. Your eyes, my night.

For all you are to me and mine, I want to be your Valentine. 6284 I SPY MARIA. I SEE YOU EVERY DAY AND yet I fall farther in love w/you each day.

I hope you know that “right beside you is where I will stay.” Please stay with me. I am in love w/you. 6283 YOU WERE LOOKING PRETTY HOT, I WAS very tempted, we had just one split moment and that is all it took to recap the warm feelings. I would love to do it again and in not such an awkward place! 6282 I SPY MY SPUDS AT THE Y. YOUR AUTUMN eyes make my temperature rise as I gaze at you doing squats and flies. My heart cries w/pride expressing this love that’s inside.

I’ll be by your side forever! 6281 HEY CRICKET! TEDDY BEAR PRINCESS thinks that you’re an amazing friend.

Guys in VT are stupid, throw rocks at them. Sorry that we both live here instead of Prince Charmingopolis. Hula Ho Down, rugby songs, AI/House, snowshoeing freedom, cheap Margs forever!

6280 I SPY A GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, browneyed NYer on Greene St. who loves the Sox, singing, horses, VT micro-brews, guitar, her Blazer and has been known to rendezvous at self-serve car washes. You are beautiful and I adore you. 6277 WE MET AT 135 THIS PAST FRIDAY. YOU had that amazing smile that I still cannot get out of my mind. Hoped I might see you on campus but have not. 6275

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SEVEN DAYS

BARNES & NOBLE: YOU WERE THERE W/ your dad and I think grandparents. You had beautiful white/blonde hair and matching smile which we shared a couple times. I was a fool for letting you walk out of the café before saying something.

It was a Saturday but I’m there only Wednesdays and Thursdays. It would be amazing if you came back. Coffees on me.

6272 CHEEK AND THONG SHOWING IT ALL ON the slopes. Keep your eyes peeled for a full moon. 6271 HANDSOME CITY MARKET EMPLOYEE WHO rides the 7 a.m. South End bus. Glasses, blue fleece and short hair. I’m the shy girl w/brown hair and the green bag reading “Kings of Britain.” Care to chat? I’ll save a seat. Smile! 6268 A BEAUTIFUL GREEK GODDESS. I HAD you but now you’re gone. It would have been a year and 9 months on Valentine’s Day. I miss you and love you very much.

6267 OH LUSCIOUS LUSHES: ARMED W/GLITTER balls and mini pitchers. I can’t find Shake down St. in the Bible Belt. I miss you all.

Love, the Preservation Princess. 6266 ANONYMOUS VPB BUS BOY: HERE’S A hint - nobody likes you. 6264 SOFT-SPOKEN, YOUNG WOMAN W/THE captivating brown eyes. Wednesdays have become quite a focusing experience for me. Not becoming distracted while watching your powerful, firm steps as my heart throbs to stay in rhythm w/your routine. Maybe someday. 6263 MERCHANTS BANK, BARRE, 2/4: I WAS walking toward you, our eyes met. You smiled and said “hi.” I almost tripped over my shadow. Coffee or brunch sometime? Be spontaneous! 6260 2/5, ICE BY ECHO: TARA, TALKED ABOUT VT and WI. Said I hoped to see you around but I haven’t yet. Where did you go? 6259 ALL KNOWN? JO IN MIDDLEBURY, CALL Ro. 6258 HOME DEPOT, 1/30. FAUCET AISLE. YOU: short reddish hair, glasses, wearing long black coat, chasing friend’s little one. Me: gray fleece, orange tuk. I ummm... well, I was wondering if... 6211 24 YO TRAVIS THAT WORKS AT IRELANDS. You are so hot! I hope to see you again.

Call sometime, maybe drinks and dinner without friends? Then some yummy dessert! 6209 THE LAST WRUV DJ FOR THE NIGHT. Called the station at 2:30 a.m. on my way home from the Autolux show to answer your question “Is anybody out there?” Hope to buy you a beer at Higher Ground on the 11th. 6208 I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR this. All I have to say is that you are one sexy produce worker and your smile brings me to my knees. Now I will be waiting for my I Spy. 6207 I SPY NO LONGER THE BEAUTIFUL blonde M who painted the building I lived in summer of 2002 on N. Prospect.

I used to bring you and your coworkers water. If you’re still in Burlington, would love to see you again. 6206 RANDOLPH, PASSAT: I SEE YOU IN YOUR silver bullet and want to know if I can go for a ride? You’re incredibly stunning.

Any man’s dream girl. I’m ready for your wild ride. 6205 ANNA THE INCA: BORDERS P.M., 1/28. I want my #1 daughter’s class at VT Commons, Peru bound in April and my #2 daughter to hear your story, same as you told me, + more. 6204 I SPY SEXY BLUE EYES UNDER LUSCIOUS brown locks. I’ve been too shy to say hello. Maybe you can sell me the shoes to walk into your heart? 6201 I SPY A BEAUTIFUL SUN GODDESS! Would love to light your pilot once again.

You still go to my head. Hotcha mamma, indeed. 6197 2/2: I SPY A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY that I have known for awhile, but have never told her how much happier I am when she’s around. From your Poo-Bear who

just wants to be squeezed by you. 6196 SUSIE, HONEYBEAR: I’M SORRY I CAN’T be there to spoil you. I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day. Love, Noah. 6195 GORGIA...SWEET GORGIA. YOU’VE BEEN on my mind. First spied you two winters ago. Respied you at Carlton Livingston at Eclipse. Would like to take you out to movie or music or both? You dance like no other. 6194 B SHOP HOTTIE: SCARLETT JOHANSSON may have stolen your look, but nobody shines as bright as you. Join me in a candlelit basement, Monday, 9 p.m. I’ll bring a black rose and a pewter bowl. I’m a nice boy, right? 6193 2/4, JSC COMPUTER LAB. LADY IN RED, who are you? Longing for an introduction, but we never cross paths long enough to chat. Secret admirer. 6192 I SPY GIRL W/A CUTE BUTT READING Seven Days, waiting to be spied, possibly in aisle 10 later today. I wanted to spy you the first time but didn’t. We’re going to have some fun this weekend. 6190 CRISTA: I’M SORRY, I LOST YOUR NEW phone number. Please call Charlie, collect. I had a great time shopping w/you.

Loved our time at the Ho-Hum. 6186 I SPY W/SIDEWAYS EYES DRIVING WHILE bumping Beasties on inadequate speakers.

Thinking I should have asked your name in between the crafty rhyme. Only watches have enough for river watching on a Tuesday night. 6180 TO: “CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?” I SPY A beautiful M. You: 44 YO, South Burlington. Me: 40 YO, blonde/blue. We “match”!

Yahoo! Let’s sit and dangle our feet in a VT stream. 6179 A: I STOPPED TO SAY “HELLO.” I HOPE I’m not out-of-line when I say “Your smile made my day.” 6175 I SPY A DARK-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED French-Canadian hottie at Ri-Ra’s, back on 4/9/04. Now that I own a pair of Carhartts, how about a repeat performance? Your boring, stuffy businessman/attorney-type. 6106 I SPY AN ENDER TO MY VALENTINE. WE are one mind, one heart, one soul. I love you now and forever, madly, passionately, eternally. 6104 I SPY CHEEK AND THONG on the Mountain Rd., Stowe. Next time we meet I promise to remember your name. 6102 I DON’T BLAME YOU FOR NOT WANTING TO date two people at the same time. I feel like we connected. When you are ready, let’s go for sushi and you can try to convince me how the OC doesn’t suck.

6100 1/23, UNCOMMON GROUNDS. YOU WERE doing your Organic Chem and I was writing friends. You thought I was a top cat, but alas I was not. Care to chat more?

6098 1/22, VERMONT PUB AND BREWERY: You: “smoking” side, wool hat w/visor, cutest smile ever! Me: opposite side, long hair, mustache, couldn’t take my eyes a way! Were you looking too? Let’s talk!

6095 RETRONOME, 1/22. IT WAS NICE SMILing w/you all night, too. It made my night. Maybe next time I’ll be in a dancing mood. Talk soon? 6094 ALEX: WE DANCED AT GUSTO’S FRIDAY night. Would like a chance to dance w/you again. You have a great smile. 6092 I SPY MY SIREN OF WONDER, MY FAVorite barista w/the voice of the heavens.

I don’t really come for the white mocha, but to enjoy your engaging smile and devilish charm. The rest of you baristas, you’re all awesome, too! 6091 JEN FROM VERIZON: YOU GAVE SOME great titles to read. Wanna grab a cup of coffee and read together? -Vonnegut fan.

6090 1/8 OR 1/9, MARCI IN ST. ALBANS. I play pool at a bar in St. Albans now and then, I asked you if you lived in Alburgh, think your are cute, would like to do dinner? 6089

1/24, YOGA VERMONT. TO THE LITHE angel w/enchanting eyes. You are impossible to forget. You: wispy shoulder-length hair and long black coat. Me: short-haired yoga student trying hard not to appear distracted. 6086 YOU WERE PLAYING HAPPY MUSIC, when you start movin’ and shakin’ something automatically. 1/24, Red Square.

You: trombone. Me: white shirt at the bar drinking Switchback. You: funkadelictable. Me: a mover and a shaker. Nice embouchure, wanna trade fours? 6085 I SPY DUCKY SWEATER, SEXY ON A WINter’s evening, curly hair and eyes of steel, BUI, potato canon, choinklate. I want the dirt on you. 6084 1/15, RJ’S: STEELERS/JETS. YOU: CUTE girl in white Steelers hat. Me: the table next to yours. Asked you for a stool, wanted to ask you out. You left quickly and I missed my opportunity. Buy you a drink? 6082 I SPY A DARK-HAIRED AND DREAMY COOK at RJ’s. I heard his name is Pat and I am utterly head over heels for this guy. If I talk to you, will you go out w/me? 6056 SUGAR: THERE MIGHT BE BUMPS IN THE road but I’m ready to smooth them out. I love you, my little one. Let’s work on it.

6055 STREAMSIDE: I MISS YOU, M. 6053 I SPY A SEXY NURSE W/A THING FOR Aussies and a smile that could charm a pot of gold off a leprechan. Maybe you should watch where you put that stethoscope. You can come to my rescue any day. 6052 STILL WAITING FOR YOU. 50 YO SWM IN men seeking women. We share many common interests. Would enjoy talking w/you but no box number for your ad.

Please call, would like to know more about you. 6051 I SPY A HANDSOME BUCK WHO WORKS AT Barnes. Gee, wish I could grow a mane like that. Wow, how about coffee before your shift? You gotta speak first. I’m shy too.

6047

to find you again that night but was unable to. Dinner or coffee sometime?

6023 “IN GOOD COMPANY”, 1/14 MAJESTIC Theaters, 9:35 p.m. 2nd row from back, sat next to you when you offered to move down a seat. I was struck by your outgoing personality and good looks.

Would like to continue convo! 6018 LAURIE ANDERSON CONCERT: I HELD the door for you on the way out, spoke one word each, our eyes and smiles met but we did not. Would love to know if you liked the show. Please, let’s talk.

6017 YOU GIRLS THAT GOT FREE FROM THE BIG ‘L’. I spy you from afar but not so far that we can’t have Mimosas over brunch. You all are the bees knees. 6016 I SPY A HOTTIE DRIVING A TICKET RED Audi convertible. Nothing tastes better than your sun dried-tomato alfredo, except your kisses. I love your checkered pants and the shooting stars at Kentie’s.

Thanks for the dolphins and the sunshine.

Wanna ride? 6015 AM I SNEAKERS GIRL? IF SO, YOU FIXED my size dilemma. Thank you. As for your Gretchen Ross, I’d give it a try if given the chance. 6014 YOU BROUGHT HOME A HUGE PLANT AND it has grown roots into my heart. If only it wasn’t a Venus heart killer! How could you fall for that Masshole? But, I hear you give good phone! 6011 OVER THERE BY THE TOUCHSTONE: Wednesday nights rock no more. Where are you at? Help me Assmaster, Asstaster, Assblastdisast. You’re an Assblaster’s only hope. 6010 KATHERINE, ASPIRING DOC AT CHC. I appreciate a sense of humor as twisted as mine. Coffee or 2-3 nonspecific drinks/week some time? Crack-addicted tranny boy. 6004 UNCOMMON GROUNDS, 1/19. AS I SAT sipping my virgin mocha, I noticed you rolling a joint. Call me for some more 420 action. 6003

I SPY A BEAUTIFUL RED-HEADED HONEY bear. But it’s you that makes my life sweet! My arms are empty without you, but I’ll be home soon! Everything will be okay! Kiss the kitties for me! 6046

SAW YOU IN THE VCS. YOU: THE BALDING and aging hunk complaining about the soup spoons. Me: svelte and sassy. You must be a welder, I could smell your hot rod. 6002

I SPY THE BEST LOOKING ANYTIME DRIver I have ever seen. You made my life complete in so many ways. I didn’t need anything else, just you. When will this get easier? I miss you so very much. 6044

A SEXY STUDENT TEACHER WHO RENDEzous in parking lots, a Sox fan, a loyal friend, a capable mini-golf opponent. Will you be my Valentine? I miss you and dream of leave. Love you. Keep the faith.

6000

1/10, COLCHESTER SHAW’S. YOU: TALL, blonde, handsome in the checkout next to me. Tall, dark hair, ponytail, trying to be sly about checking you out! You drive a green GMC SUV. Wish I hadn’t been so shy that day! 6043 JEN, WE CHASED EACH OTHER AROUND the world looking for privacy! Now that we’ve captured each other, I pledge my love, my devotion and my life to you! I love you, baby! I am so glad you completed my life! 6042 A SEXY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER WHO smells like a rose, not a tulip, who blesses everyone around him w/joy, spontaneity, compassion and fatalism! I miss you too, and you can be sure I will always believe in you. 6041 I SPY YOUR COOKIES AT MY DOOR, WITH a note I hoped would say more. Though your treats are so sweet, I don’t feel complete, it’s your lovelious presence I adore. 6036

KAREN: WE MEET TUESDAY, 1/18 AT THE Monkey. You knew Phil. Wish I had asked for your number. Wanna play pool again?

5998 I SPY A CIVIL WAR SOLDIER WHO LOVES the Sox. You’re even more wonderful then a World Series sweep. 5996 I SAW YOU IN OLD NAVY AND I WANT TO squeeze your cheeks. I said “ooo” but I’m too shy to talk to strangers. I’ll bet your cheeks are gorgeous, girl. Me: beautiful young woman. You: sexy. 5987 12/18, OUTBACK BAR, 7-ISH. WE LOCKED eyes many times. You: with M companion.

Me: with F companion. You: handsome, bright, alert eyes, brush cut, killer smile.

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BOLTON VALLEY: Efficiency.

380 sq. ft. Incl. local phone/ heat. $650/mo. 6-month 1-year lease, neg. 434-3444 ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800.

BRISTOL: Newly renovated 1-and 2-bedroom apts. avail.

2/1 in lovely Victorian. Walk to downtown shops. $700/ mo. + $800/mo. NS/pets.

Refs. req. Call 802-453-4401.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. 4-blocks to UVM. Gas heat, off-street parking, W/D. $750/mo. +. Call 657-2519.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. 4/1. Nice, clean, quiet, wood floors, porch, gas heat, well-insulated/ energy efficient, parking, coin-op, NS. 879-2436.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. 5/1. Nice, clean, quiet, wood floor, porch, gas heat, well-insulated/energy efficient, parking, coin-op.

NS. 879-2436.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown, corner of ChurchMain St. 3rd-floor, private living, kitchen appliances, security system, sprinklered building. NS/cats/dogs. $750/mo. 434-3749.

BURLINGTON: 154 Loomis St. Avail. 3/1. 1-bedroom, 1bath, wood floors, porch, parking. Incl. gas heat/elec. $720/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: 185 North Willard Street, 2-bedroom, upstairs, newly renovated, light. NS/pets. Parking. $1200. + utils. 658-0621.

BURLINGTON: 2 great apts. avail. 3/1 or 4/1. Huge 2floor, 1-bedroom + office. $1000/mo. Big 2-bedroom, $1100/mo. Discounted short-term leases. New appliances, W/D, great looking, parking, pets OK, NS. 262 S. Winooski Ave. 802879-9440.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, large, clean. Close to downtown & UVM. Off-street parking. Gas heat, no pets. $850/mo. + utils. 999-7582.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, utils. incl. Near downtown/ UVM. Good location, parking, basement. Avail. 3/1. $1050/mo. 860-1251.

BURLINGTON: 212 No. Champlain Street. Large, nice 2-bedroom, gas heat, parking, upstairs w/porch. Avail. now. $730/mo. + utils. 865-9159.

BURLINGTON: 285 North St. 1-bedroom, heat/hot water/electricity incl. $675/mo. Off-street parking. For application, email JEN583@msn.com.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath, 1 car garage, South End, very nice w/fenced-in back yard, possible pets. $1500/mo. + utils. Avail. 3/1 846-9559.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. Colchester Ave. Walking distance to campus. Limited off-street parking. Avail now or 5/1. $1150/mo. Call John or Jill, 978-887-0765.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, sunny, spacious, 2-blocks from downtown, parking, heat/hot water incl. Sec. 8 OK. Avail. immediately. $1200/mo. + dep. 859-0493.

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REAL ESTATE, RENTALS, HOUSEMATES AND MORE 2x2-BCLTcityedge022305 2/21/05 BURLINGTON: 325 College St. Large 2-bedroom, 2-bath, parking. $1200/mo.

862-0163.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom. $2000/mo. Spacious rooms, large kitchen, Victorian woodwork, D/W, W/D, 2-car garage. Utils. incl. Walk to downtown/UVM. Avail. 6/1.

434-4449.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 2, 3, 4-bedroom apts. No pets/NS. 363-8084.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now.

2-bedroom. Chase St. Parking, no dogs. $875/mo. + utils. Sonya, 363-7827.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now.

Medium 2-bedroom, laundry, parking. Incl. heat. No dogs. $840/mo. 862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now.

Spacious, modern, renovated 3-bedroom w/parking. $1250/mo. +. Downtown 2bedroom condo, $1100/mo.

Red E Rentals, 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4 bedroom apts for rent.

Burlington/Winooski-area.

Avail. immediately. $575$1300/mo. 864-4449.

BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail 6/1. 1-bedroom, 3rd-floor, $660/mo. and $695/mo. incl. heat/hot water. No parking, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. 1-bedroom, $605/mo.

4-bedroom, $1095/mo. Avail 6/1. Coin-op W/D, storage, parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco. com.

BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. Avail 6/1. 1-bedroom, 2nd-floor. $695/mo. Parking, laundry, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco. com.

BURLINGTON: Cute studio apt. avail. in quiet neighborhood. On South Winooski Ave., half a mile from downtown. New wood flooring. $460/mo. + utils. Call Chelsea, 999-2613.

BURLINGTON: Efficiency.

Church St. Avail now. $475/mo. +. No pets. 1-car parking. 318-8242.

BURLINGTON: Fabulous Hill Section apt. 1-bedroom.

Sunny and bright. Off-street parking. W/D hookups. New kitchen. Avail. 2/20. $850/mo. + utils. 310-4205.

BURLINGTON: Fully furnished 1-bedroom. W/D, D/W, heat/hot water incl.

Reserved parking, flexible lease. $1150/mo. 865-4258.

BURLINGTON: Fully furnished, 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo avail. in quiet building w/secure access and elevator. Immaculate w/smart décor. College St. location offers easy walk to all conveniences. W/D avail.

Economical central A/C and gas heat. NS/no pets.

Enclosed parking (for small car) neg. $1550/mo. + utils. 864-3746.

BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom. Old North End. Large, enclosed porch, deck, washer hook-ups, off-street parking, hdwd, gas heat, 2nd-floor.

Pets neg. Avail. now. $1100/mo. +. 893-0000.

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BURLINGTON: Large firstfloor 3-bedroom apt in great South End neighborhood.

Eat-in kitchen, pantry, hdwd, porch, D/W, onsite W/D, parking. Avail. 3/1. $1300/ mo. + utils. + lease.

864-9972.

BURLINGTON: Large, sunny 1-bedroom apt. Renovated, wood floors, great location.

Avail. immediately. $825/ mo. incl. heat/hot water.

Call David, 658-3114.

BURLINGTON: Looking for a roommate. Amazing lake views, refinished hdwd, storage space, D/W, W/D. Utils/ Internet incl. $600/ mo. ted@326south union.com, www.326southunion.com or 917-757-6449.

BURLINGTON: Lower Church St. Lovely 1-bedroom apt. w/large porch. Freshly painted. No pets. $750/mo. + utils. + lease + dep. 862-1463.

BURLINGTON: Marble Ave. 5-rooms, 2-floors, gas heat, W/D, wood floors, bright, parking, quiet area near downtown. $850/mo. + utils.

Lease. 862-3719.

BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail 5/1. 3-bedroom, 1st-floor. $1050/mo. incl. hot water.

Dog OK w/ref, WD hook-ups.

Neville Companies, Inc. 6603481 ext. 1021. www.nevil leco.com.

BURLINGTON: Near UVM green. Beautiful, sunny, large 1-bedroom and living area. Coin-op. Part of charming, historic home. $1075/ mo. + utils. Avail. 3/1. 802578-3039.

BURLINGTON: Newly painted 2-bedroom, 2nd-floor, W/D, deck, yard, off-street parking, efficient gas heat, walk to lake/downtown.

Avail. 3/15. $900/mo. +utils. 802-355-6003.

BURLINGTON: Newly renovated 1-bedroom apt. near Church St. NS. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. 3/7. 862-7301.

BURLINGTON: Nice, clean 2-bedroom apt. Avail 3/1.

Hdwd, W/D in building, pet friendly, 5 min. drive to downtown/UVM, off-street parking. $900/mo. + utils.

Trash/snow removal incl.

301-992-0009.

BURLINGTON: North Willard St. Avail 6/1. 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor. $1395/mo. incl. heat/hot water, parking for 1 car, No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco. com.

BURLINGTON: North Winooski Ave. 5-rooms, gas heat, new paint/carpeting, first floor, storage, parking. $775/mo. Lease + refs.

862-3719.

BURLINGTON: Renovated 3bedroom. 3-season porch, W/D hook-ups, fenced back yard, walk to lake, near bike path/park. Avail. 4/1. $1250/mo. 660-3026, ask for Brian or Anne.

BURLINGTON: Renovated Hill Section. Large 1-bedroom, walk to downtown/ UVM/Champlain/hospital.

Off-street parking. Avail.

4/1. $775/mo. 660-3026, ask for Brian or Anne.

BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 3/1 or sooner. 1-bedroom. $695 incl. heat. 2ndfloor, parking, dogs OK w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 6/1. 3-bedroom, 2ndfloor. $1250/mo. incl. heat/hot water, parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021.

BURLINGTON: South End 3bedroom near beach/bike path/bus. Large glass porch, hdwd in kitchen and living room. W/D. $875/mo. + utils. 865-1208.

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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: South End, Catherine St. Comfortable 3bedroom, 1-bath duplex in quiet family neighborhood.

3-levels w/large, gabled 3rdfloor master bedroom, wallto-wall carpet, no dogs, gas heat, large yard, driveway, remodeled kitchen. $1250/ mo. Lease + refs. + dep.

660-8957.

BURLINGTON: Unfurnished apt. 1-bedroom, Riverwatch.

W/D, D/W, microwave, garage, heat/hot water incl.

NS/dogs. $975/mo. Avail. now. 859-1589.

CHARLOTTE: Large 1-bedroom garage apt. Vaulted ceilings, walk to beach. $950/mo. incl. utils. + cable TV. Call 864-9899 ext. 1.

CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: 2-bedroom apt., spacious lawn and garden. $875/mo. + sec. + ref.

767-9455.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom new townhouse-style duplex.

1.5-bath, laundry, gas heat, private yard, garage, offstreet parking. $1150/mo. + utils. 434-6056 or 434-5182.

COLCHESTER: Very spacious 2-bedroom +. Open kitchen, living room, parking. $800/ mo. + utils. Avail. 2/1.

655-2882.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Highland Village. Avail. 4/1. 2-bedroom penthouse, 2.5-bath, W/D, garage, gas heat, dog OK w/dep. Fitness/conference room on-site. $2000/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

FACING FORECLOSURE? Offering assistance w/ nationally recognized programs. Free consultation.

877-391-0772.

HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, basement, secluded lot. Avail. 3/1. $1175/mo. + utils. 434-4652.

JERICHO: 1-bedroom apt. on 5 acres. Avail. 4/1. $750/mo. incl. electricity/ hot water/partial heat. Call Jim, 802-764-4273.

MILTON: Beautiful 3-bedroom located in village. Large yard, gardens, woods, W/D, close to schools/shopping. $1390/mo. + first + last .

893-1232, leave message.

MILTON: Home away from home, private and self-contained. Efficiency-style living, dining and kitchen downstairs. 1-bedroom and bath upstairs. Everything incl. even local phone, satellite TV. As low as $380/ week. Sampler House B&B. 893-2724.

MILTON: Large 4+ bedroom, 2-car garage, huge yard.

Avail. now. $1400/mo. +.

896-0000, Marcou Real Estate.

RICHMOND: Beautiful 3bedroom, 1.5-bath, just renovated. Kitchen, stainless steel appliances, eat-at bar, bay window overlooking gardens, D/W. Apt. also has hdwd, extra room (walk-in closet or den), dining room, patio, W/D, garden space, large living room, parking for 2 cars. NS/no dogs. $1250/mo. for 2, $1500/mo. for 3 people. Great neighborhood, just 15 min. to Burlington. Call 434-4993 or email joyreap@vermontcon tractor.com for pictures.

Avail 4/1.

RICHMOND: Excellent duplex, country setting, nice yard, 5 minutes to Interstate. 2+ bedroom, 2-bath, 2-levels, large renovated kitchen, D/W, full freezer, hook-ups, privacy, trails, river, views. NS/pets. $1200/ mo. + utils. 865-4399.

RICHMOND: Great 4-bedroom w/dining, kitchen, mud room, hdwd. Nestled on one acre of land w/river frontage great for fishing/canoeing. $1300/mo. incl. heat.

373-4328.

RICHMOND: Super 2-bedroom in duplex, country setting, great yard, 5 minutes to 89, Camel’s Hump view, new paint, NS/pets, $850 + utils. 865-4399.

RICHMOND: Two furnished apts avail. immediately for short-term rent. 2-3 bedroom, $1300/mo. 1-bedroom studio, $800/mo. NS/pets.

Both incl. heat/hot water.

434-5282.

S. HERO: 3-bedroom ranch, lake views, pvt. beach, hdwd, 2-car garage, full basement. 25 mins. to downtown. 1-year lease. 1month dep. $1200/mo. + utils. 372-5257.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2UNDERHILL: Large 2-3 bedbedroom condo, 1.5-bath, room, open kitchen/dining gas fireplace, W/D, garage, area, family room, laundry. deck, pool/tennis. No pets.

Incl. heat/rubbish removal.

Avail. 4/1. $1200/mo.

Close to schools/state park.

860-6421.

30 mins. to Burlington, 15 mins. to Smuggler’s Notch.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2$850/mo. - $950/mo. bedroom, end unit condo for 899-4086. rent. $1000/mo. + utils.

NS/pets. 2-floors, deck, W/D UNDERHILL: Park St. Avail hookup, D/W, storage closet.

4/1. 2-bedroom, 2nd-floor.

Great location! 864-7606. $725/mo. Avail 5/1. 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor. $825/mo.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: City’s incl. heat/hot water, parkEdge-new condo, 2-bedroom, ing, no dogs. Neville Comsecure building, underground panies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. parking, fully applianced.

1021. www.nevilleco.com.

Heat & hot water included. $1200/mo. Call Lee at WATERBURY: 2-bedroom + RE/MAX N.P., 655-3333 x49. den/office, new duplex rental, pastoral-setting, secSOUTH BURLINGTON: onds to Exit 10, 1.5-bath, Forest St. Avail 5/1. 2-bedall new appliances, patio, room duplex. $865/mo. 1stheated-tile floors. 5-star floor, driveway, W/D hookenergy rating. $1250/mo. + ups, no dogs. Neville Comutils. 244-6111. panies, Inc. 660-3481 ext.

1021. www.nevilleco.com.

WINOOSKI: 1-2 bedroom apt. Bright, clean, just renoSOUTH BURLINGTON: New vated, gas heat. Next to 3-level end unit. 2-3 bedschools, on busline. No pets. room, 2.5-bath, garage, Off-street parking. $850. + 2000 sq. ft. Bordering proutils. 999-7582. tected natural area. 1.2 miles to UVM. Avail. now.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom.

802-318-3865. $835/mo. + dep. + utils.

NS/no pets, off-street parkSOUTH BURLINGTON: ing. 434-7608 or gmdiuser@ Superior 2-bedroom, 2-bath aol.com. townhouse. Off-street parkW/D. Avail.

3/1. ing, WINOOSKI: 3-4 bedroom, 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/21/05 1:24 PM Page 1 $1200/mo. + utils. 9851.5-bath. $1075/mo. + dep.

9099, ask for David. + utils. Large yard, NS/no pets, off- street parking.

434-7608 or gmdiuser@ aol.com.

Free WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt.

Pre-Approval!

Newly painted, new carpet, Mark R. Chaffee well-maintained, W/D, D/W, (802) 658-5599 x11 pets negotiable. Heat/hot water incl. Section Eight OK. $1275/mo. 316-1695.

FORSALE>> by owner COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL

NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis.

Priced to sell $169,000.

802-877-2724.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dogfriendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $281,000, motivated. 802985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

RICHMOND: Rare find! New (2004) village home! 5-Star Energy rated, 1750 sq. ft., 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath. Hdwd, living room, gas fireplace, open Kitchen/dining/family room.

Spacious master bedroom, full bath. Attached garage. $254,900.

802-272-5545

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylake front.com.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances.

Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

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COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains.

Beach/lake access. $425,000.

Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

HINESBURG: 1 large bedroom, 1-bath. Open floor plan. Windows! Adirondack views. Stone patio. 1.5-car garage. 1/3-acre +.25 mins. to Burlington. $198,000.

802-482-5202

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2- bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 11/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000.

(802) 223-4217.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

Foulsham Farms Real Estate (802)861-7537

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Bright, sunny, large kitchen w/6-burner stove. Located at end of quiet street. Most pets OK. 1/2-off March. $1450/mo. 316-1912 or 8649595.

WINOOSKI: Bright, spacious, quiet 1-2 bedroom apt. Close to UVM. W/D, offstreet parking, yard. $825/ mo. + utils. Avail. 3/1.

865-8071.

WINOOSKI: First mo. 1/2 off. Totally renovated w/charm, large 2+ bedroom w/office in upstairs/downstairs apt. Private porch entrance, brand-new flooring, brand-new appliances, brandnew natural gas heaters. Pets neg., off-street parking and garage space. Avail 3/1. northernproper ty@togeth er.net or 233-1556.

WINOOSKI: First-floor of renovated duplex. 4-bedroom, living room, kitchen, front porch, large basement, W/D, ample parking, storage shed, nice street. Avail. now. $1300/mo. + utils. Incl. trash pick-up/water/sewer.

660-1808 or 655-5220, leave message.

WINOOSKI: Hickok St. Avail 5/1. 2-bedroom. $840/mo.

1st and 2nd-floor, parking, WD hook-ups, no dogs.

Neville Companies, Inc. 6603481 ext. 1021. www.neville co.com.

WINOOSKI: Main St. Avail 4/1. 2-bedroom. $750/mo.

1st floor, parking, no dogs.

Neville Companies, Inc. 6603481 ext. 1021. www.neville co.com.

WINOOSKI: Maple St. Avail 4/1 and 6/1. 1-bedrooms. $695/mo. 1st-floor, parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

WINOOSKI: Renovated, spacious 3-bedroom, off-street parking. Avail. 3/1. $1300/mo. Call 660-3026, ask for Brian or Anne.

AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES FOR SALE Expected completion April 2005!

Shelburne Fourteen 3-bedroom, 1 and 2 bath homes. A mix of single family homes, flats and townhomes. One unit fully accessible. A prime location on Harbor Road off of Rt. 7, near Shelburne Elemen-tary and surrounded by protected open space. All homes come with a garage and a small private yard. 1,126 or 1,332 sq. feet. $188,900 - $196,900 with a $30,000 down payment grant for eligible buyers (mortgage amount: $158,900 - $166,900).

ALSO AVAILABLE: St. Albans 3 BR Homes Priced at: $ 188,000 - 25,000 * BCLT down payment grant $ 163,000 = your mortage

Jericho 3 BR Farmhouse Priced at: $ 190,000 - 25,000 * BCLT down payment grant $ 165,000 = your mortage

Reserve yours today! www.getahome.org • Call Brandy at 864-2620

WINOOSKI: Sunny 2-bedroom. Mountain views, porch, deck, 3-season room.

Dog OK. No cats. Fenced yard. 2-car parking. Storage, W/D in basement. NS. Avail.

4/1. $950/mo. +. 654-6876.

WINOOSKI: West Spring St. Avail. 4/1. 3-bedroom, 2bath, full basement, W/D, parking, gas heat. $1300/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG 4 sublets HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate BURLINGTON: Subletter privacy, yet 5 min. to town, needed for room in 3-bed10 min. to Jay Peak Ski room, 3/1 - 5/31. Great locaArea. Features include: launtion and great roommates. dry room, walk-out baseCall Evan, 505-231-5267. ment, mud room, office, 1x1-mortgage-022305 2/21/05 1:24 PM Page 1 cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, hemlock floors and 4 for sale wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

Free NEW HAVEN: Great business Pre-Approval! location. Large retail space Mark R. Chaffee with attached 2-story home, (802) 658-5599 x11 heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis.

Priced to sell $169,000.

802-877-2724.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, ft., three-floor cathedral waterfront, lake views. Many ceiling “lighthouse” home recent improvements incl. with 1100 sq. ft. wraphdwd, roof, kitchen, wateraround deck overlooking heater, Jotul gas stove, Lake Champlain/Adirondack energy-efficient windows.

Mountains. Beach/lake Large deck. $187,900. access. $425,000. Bill and 598-7919.

Shari, 759-2985.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on COLCHESTER: 1995 Sugarbush Access Rd. Very Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, large, 2+bedrooms, W/D 1-bath mobile home. Large hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. yard, storage shed, swimAll new appliances. Asking ming pool, tennis/basketball $147,000. 496-2646. courts, private P.O. Box. RICHMOND: Rare find! New Located in Westbury Trailer (2004) village home! 5-Star Park. $39,000. $2000 back Energy rated, 1750 sq. ft., 3at closing. 434-3287. bedroom, 2.5-bath. Hdwd, ESSEX JUNCTION: Adorable living room, gas fireplace, 3-bedroom ranch in great open kitchen/dining/family neighborhood, mins to IBM. room. Spacious master bedRenovated kitchen/appliroom, full bath. Attached ances, new vinyl siding, garage. $254,900. 802hdwd, fireplace, bonus room 272-5545. and workshop in basement.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom Large back yard, garage, oil home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, heat. $203,900. 434-2030. new appliances, garage HINESBURG (Mechanicsw/storage area, mud room, ville): Really great 3+beddeck, perennial gardens. room. Steamboat Gothic $249,000. 802-985-3617.

Victorian home. Circa 1860s.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3Restored in mid-70s. Many bath, hdwd, newly remodupdates since. Double living eled, country setting, babroom w/fireplace. Double bling brook, oversized lot, floor-to-ceiling French doors dog-friendly. Must see, motileading to large wrap-around vated for quick sale. Asking porches. Large 2-level barn. $281,000. 802-985-9827 or Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

802-373-9169, ask for $330,000. Foulsham Farms Franki.

Real Estate, 861-7537.

WORKSPACE 4 commercial props.

BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft. Close to downtown. $400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley. 864-5200 ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: Sublet at 192 College St. Approx. 590 sq. ft.

Rent negotiable. Call Bruce, 802-442-3114.

WINOOSKI BUSINESS OPP:Turn key, fully fixtured restaurant.

700 sq. ft. +/-. 6-burner stove, char grill, 5-bay steam table, hood and ansul system, smallwares. Everything needed to run business. Open by April. Seating up to 25. ADA compliant. Terms negotiable. 316-1695.

4 office space

BURLINGTON: 1757 sq. ft. professional office space. Second floor, corner of Pine St. and Marble Ave. Call 862-0480.

BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking.

100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 500 sq. ft. prime office location on busy Williston Rd. New construction, clean upgraded interior. Many possibilities: office, retail, massage studio, etc. $525/mo. utils. incl. Immediate availability. 264-9612.

WILLISTON: 256 sq. ft. Professional office space. South Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable-access, ample parking, great location. Psychologists/builder/graphic designer current tenants. Call for details, 860-2211.

WINOOSKI: Small group of independent psychotherapists seeking colleague to rent office in our suite at The Woolen Mill.

Serene space, 15-foot ceilings, brick walls. Group room avail. On bus line, handicapped accessible, free parking. Suzi, 654-7600.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-8992727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

WINOOSKI: 5-unit building and a single family house.

82-86 Malletts Bay Ave. 99% renovated and updated.

Great cash flow, shows well and rents easy. All units are hard wired plus some sprinkler heads. $580,000. Call 373-4123.

4 land for sale HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits.

Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

4 housing wanted BURLINGTON: Prof F/grad needs a room or house-sit. 1 week/month, or as needed (M-F). 203-254-0853.

RETIRED FLORIDA COUPLE: Former Burlington residents, no kids, no pets, NS. Looking to rent or house-sit.

All or part of May-October.

Refs. Contact Bob & Michelle Lyman, 9 Seaward Circle, Placida, FL 33946 or rkly man@pshift.com.

4 room for rent BURLINGTON: 1 large room w/3 large windows. $400/ mo. Avail. 3/1 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking.

Prefer F prof./student. No pets. Avail. 12/24. Call 6607172 or 598-7423.

WEEKLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291 or dilee63@yahoo.com.

4 vacation rental FLORIDA TIME SHARE: Avail. for rent 4/8 - 4/15.

Sleeps 4-8. $1500. If interested call France, 310-1147.

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SPACEFINDER BOLTON: 1-room avail. 3/15 in 2-bedroom apt. Campsite incl. adjacent to Joiner Brook. Near hiking trails and mountain. Looking for laidback, young prof. to share cool space. NS/pets but must like dog. $400/mo. cable/ DSL and 1/2 utils. Call Becky, 310-1089.

BURLINGTON: 1 room in 3bedroom house avail. W/D, fenced-in yard. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. Call Nate, 318-2679.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in a funky 4-bedroom, 2-bath apt. $400/mo. Chill roommates, off-street parking, porch. One-block from Pearl St. Beverage. Please call Ben, 570-337-3879 or Sarah 802-598-8310, anytime.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 4-bedroom house avail. 3/1.

Pets OK. 420-friendly. $348/ mo. + 1/3 utils. 864-5092.

BURLINGTON: 1-room in nice 3-bedroom apt. Old North End. Large kitchen, utility/art space, porch, wood floors. Avail. immediately. $360/mo. + utils.

Chris, 999-6519.

BURLINGTON: $415/mo. + 1/2 utils + dep. Clean, quiet, close to downtown/UVM. 324-7018.

BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean house near UVM. Music, art and gay friendly.

Avail. now. $450/mo. + share utils. 660-8200.

BURLINGTON: Huge, quiet, clean 2-story apt. w/hdwd and historical details, offstreet parking, short walk to downtown. You: 2 large private rooms w/closets, lots of light. Share living room, kitchen, bath and deck w/prof. woman. No pets, cats incl. $650/mo. + utils.

Call 802-233-8704.

BURLINGTON: Ledgewood Condo. 3 min. walk to Oakledge Park. Avail. 5/1.

You have 2 rooms + full bath on second-floor. Must be neat, clean, quiet, respectful. $600/mo. + 1/2 utils.

658-9942.

BURLINGTON: Looking for friendly, respectful, fun, communicative, socially conscious, responsible, LGBTQIfriendly roommate/couple, pref. F, to share 2-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, largish, sunny bedroom, basement storage, yard/garden, porch. Walking distance to lake/buses/laundromat/ Church St. NS. $400/mo. + utils. + dep. Amy, 860-4999.

BURLINGTON: Maple Street.

Prof. F w/cat seeks roommate. Spacious, clean, new carpet and paint. Parking, short block to downtown.

Avail. 3/1. $500/mo. + utils.

863-9811.

BURLINGTON: Need roommate for condo in North End. $550/mo. + utils. Lots of room, great condition. Near bike path. Would consider pets. Call John, 734-6370.

BURLINGTON: One-bedroom available in modern threebedroom, one-bath. First floor, hill gardens. Condo avail. immediately. $500/mo. + utils. incl. water and reserved parking. 272-2975.

BURLINGTON: Prof./grad. to share large, bright 3-bedroom co-ed flat. Upper King St., close to downtown.

Great space, porch, back deck, sunroom. W/D, parking, hdwd. Sublet immediately-5/31. $500/mo. + utils. 318-5090 or 324-8148.

BURLINGTON: Prof/grad to share beautiful, historic 2bedroom apt. Walk to downtown. $550/mo. + utils + dep. Avail. 4/1 or sooner.

Call 734-1603.

BURLINGTON: Reliable roommate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. located close to downtown and on bus line. $387.50/mo. + 1/2 utils. + lease + dep. No pets, cats already come included.

660-8506 BURLINGTON: Seeking 2 young female prof./grad. roommates to share beautiful 3-bedroom house. 1/2 mile from FAHC/UVM. Avail. 5/1. $500/mo. + utils. 373-9775.

BURLINGTON: Share large Victorian home, 1 block to Church St. Library, grand piano, 2 wood stoves, private bath, Jacuzzi, parking. $575/mo. incl. all.

865-7896.

COLCHESTER: Seeking female to share 2-bedroom townhouse. W/D, Internet, parking. $425/mo. utils. incl. Refs.+ dep. No pets.

Gay-friendly. 578-2172.

ESSEX: To share house with.

Laundry, D/W, parking, garden space, large porch, wood stove, pets neg. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. 878-4654.

HINESBURG: Female housemate, gay-friendly, wanted.

2-bedroom condo. Deck, trails, W/D, walk to village.

Pet OK. $500/mo. utils. incl.

Avail. immediately. Call Tracy, 482-4000 or ttrue@gmavt.net.

HINESBURG: NS, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, deck, w/ mountain views, garage, 2acres. DSL. $475/mo. utils. incl. 999-8109.

MILTON: Housemate wanted to share 5-bedroom home on 3/4 acre. Choice of 3 rooms.

NS, must like dogs. $500/ mo. incl. everything.

355-4832.

MILTON: Person to share great, old farmhouse. Pool, garden space. Shared kitchen. Own bath/living room/office. Open-minded.

NS. $375/mo. + utils + dep.

893-8148.

MONTPELIER-AREA: Looking for F housemate for small furnished room in beautiful home in nice setting. NS/no pets. Avail. immediately. $650/mo. incl. everything. Cable, Internet, laundry, professional cleaning. 802-223-7947.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2 active, fit, organized, women, 35-65, sought to live long-term in elegant 4bedroom Spear St. home w/multigenerational target mix of 2 men + 2 women. 3acres + majestic Adirondack/lake views. Amenities, gardening, shop. 864-3330 or rick@rickhubbard.org.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2 roommates wanted for 3bedroom house. 2 living rooms, soon to be game room, W/D, plenty of storage, large back yard, close to shopping/FAHC. NS/pets.

Short or long-term, no lease, $650/mo. incl. everything.

Avail. 3/1. Call Lisa at 862-6765.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Conscientious 25 + prof. only. 1-bedroom apt. attached to large farmhouse.

Private space, we share kitchen. Pet OK. D/W, W/D, hdwd, fireplace, parking, back yard, basement storage. $600/mo. + utils. Avail. 3/1.

865-5976.

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2001 Saab 9-5 Wagon Auto., only 21K, leather, sunroof, A/C, PW/PL, Cruise CD Player.

*Ask about Saab Certified Pre-Owned Warranty.

Ask for Jeremy Martin www.crosswaysaab.com Barre-Montpelier Road

802-223-9580 or 800-639-4096 2002 HONDA ACCORD COUPE SE. $28,000 K miles.

White exterior, beige interior.

Fully loaded. 4 cylinder.

Great condition. 233-0971.

AUDI 100 CS, 1994: Dark green, white leather, auto, V6, heated seats, power sun roof, new snows, mechanically/cosmetically excellent. 130 K. $3700/firm. 879-2052.

AUDI WAGON 500CS, 1986: Runs well, inspected until 12/05. Great body. $1200/OBO. Call anytime, leave message. 598-1164.

BUICK PARK AVE, 1994: Blue, loaded, leather, great condition in/out, new snows, all-weathers, 116 K. $3450.

479-1034.

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CHEVROLET CLASSIC, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power windows/ locks, cruise, CD, alloy wheels. 13,463 K. Best price, $8955. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the money, etc. We’ll do the work for you! Get top dollar for the sale of your car! www.autocraftsmen.com, 223-3563, we’ll gladly explain the details!

FORD CONTOUR, 1995: Red, 74 K, power locks/windows/moon roof, leather seats. Giving away for $1000/OBO. 233-5048.

HYUNDAI ACCENT, 1999: 87 K, 2-door, good condition. Dual side airbags, antilock brakes, AM/FM, audio cassette. Winter tires + good set of all seasons.

Asking $2500. Call 863-573 or 999-4559.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE SEDAN, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, rear spoiler.

16,353 K. Best price, $14,683. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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2001 Saab 9-5 4-Door 5 speed trans., only 36,000 miles, PW/PL, cruise, A/C, On-Star.

*Ask about Saab Certified Pre-Owned Warranty.

Ask for Jeremy Martin www.crosswaysaab.com Barre-Montpelier Road

802-223-9580 or 800-639-4096 PONTIAC FIREBIRD COLLECTOR EDITION, 2002: 2door, coupe, yellow, 6-speed manual, power windows/ steering/locks/seat, cruise, multi CD, Premium sound, rear spoiler. 32,125 K. Best price, $24,436. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE COUPE, 2002: 2-door, white, 5-speed, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, ABS. 31,734 K. Best price, $7467. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT SEDAN, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, rear spoiler. 28,000 K. Best price, $13,644. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212

CARPOOL CONNECTION Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

Save money this winter and join a carpool today!

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area.

Don’t see your commute listed here? Call 864-CCTA for additional listings or to get your commute posted here!

Barre/Montpelier to IBM: Looking for vanpoolers to share a commute.

We work the N2 shift. If you’re interested, we have space beginning Feb. 2. Please ref: IBMVAN. Burlington to South Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., but a little flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Jericho to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 8

a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41055.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41053.

Jericho to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40962.

Hinesburg to Plainfield: Looking to share a commute to Goddard College. I work Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41063.

St. Albans to Georgia: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41060.

Enosburg Falls to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute to IBM. I work 7 a.m. -7 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41050.

Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946.

South Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible.

If you can help, please ref # 41048.

Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40961.

St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work Mon-Fri, from 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41069.

Plainfield to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 41062.

Rutland to Williston: Looking to share a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 41047.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute MonFri at 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

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PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2003: 2-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, Premium sound, power steering/ locks, rear spoiler. 22,955 K. Best price, $8989. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, Premium sound, alloy wheels. 29,012 K. Best price, $12,867. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SUBARU LEGACY L, 1995: AWD wagon, 135 K, daily driver in good shape. Auto, power windows/locks, ABS, cassette, roof rack, A/C. Inspected through December. 4 studded snows and 4 summer tires.

Great in the snow and ice!

Cabot, 802-279-5306.

SUBARU OUTBACK, 1996: Wagon, 98 K, manual. Looks good, runs well. Perfect VT car for all seasons! $4500.

Jim, 862-5422.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com.

326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2).

Worth the drive! 223-3563.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 1985: $500. New tires, sun roof, Alpin tape deck, Wolfburg edition, leather.

Needs some work. 864-9045.

VOLVO, 240 DL, 1986: Sedan, Florida car, needs minor work. Asking $1200/ OBO. Call or email for more details, 865-6290 or aaron182a@hotmail.com.

Starksboro to Colchester: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41035.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. with a little flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41046.

South Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042.

Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m.

- 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon–Fri, 7:45 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027.

Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 410 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064.

Charlotte to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40947.

VW GOLF PARTS FOR SALE, 1991: Lights, glass, gas tank, interior parts, more.

825-3280 for details.

VW JETTA TDI, 2000: Diesel w/great mileage. Power windows/locks/sun roof, A/C, cruise, Thule rack. 62 K. Asking $12,200.

253-9920.

4 trucks 20 FT TRUCK CAMPER, 1978: Generator, fridge, stove, sink, full bathroom, cherry wood floors, sleeps 24. Needs repair to transmission/brakes/water-damaged ceiling/wiring. Once fixed, will run like a dream. If you have a few thousand bucks, this is a steal. $1500/firm.

You must arrange tow-away.

454-1082.

TOYOTA PICKUP, 1994: 135 K, 2WD auto, extended cab, good condition, A/C, CD/ AM/FM, great sound, new snows. Asking $4000.

999-6968.

4 vans DODGE CARGO VAN, 1995: Gray, auto, 87,733 K, good condition. $3000 OBO. 8635397.

4 suvs PONTIAC AZTEK GT SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, Premium sound, alloy wheels. 28,695 K. Best price, $11,885.

South Burlington to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride to IBM. I work Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40955.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967.

Williston to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967.

Hinesburg to Burlington: Looking for a ride to UVM. I work Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41066.

Richmond to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM Mon-Fri, 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40969.

Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40971.

Winooski to Burlington: Looking for a ride to Starr Farm Nursing Center Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40973.

Burlington to Poultney: Looking to share a commute to Green Mountain College. I work Mon-Fri,

Lose the P.O. Box and settle down!

See SPACEFINDER on p 24 B

TOYOTA RAV4, 2001: 5speed manual, 4WD. 48 K, cruise, A/C, CD, AM/FM, cassette, air bags, silver. Super snow car, fun to drive!

Bargain at $12,500!

878-7683.

4 minivans

CHEVROLET VENTURE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: 4-door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks/seat, cruise, CD, Premium sound, alloy wheels.

20,557 K. $16,970.

OLDSMOBILE TRUCK SILHOUETTE PREMIERE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: White, V6, auto, AWD, A/C, cruise, CD, ABS, leather, quad seating. 15,289 K. Best price, $20,915. Call Shearer 1x3-CROSS021605#4 2/14/05 2:53 PM Pontiac, 658-1212.

16,795

$

2001 Saab 9-3 5-Door Auto., only 24K, loaded, sunroof, On-Star, CD Player, A/C, PW/PL.

*Ask about Saab Certified Pre-Owned Warranty.

Ask for Jeremy Martin www.crosswaysaab.com Barre-Montpelier Road

802-223-9580 or 800-639-4096

4:15 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41059.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41056.

Burlington to Springfield: Looking to give or share a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40980.

Waitsfield to Hinesburg: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 3:30-7:30 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 40987.

Essex Junction to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41054.

Waterbury to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40989.

Underhill to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41002.

Barre to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41013.

Richmond to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 41022.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTING 4 announcements DIVERSITY IN JOURNALISM: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, established by papers like this one to promote diversity in the alternative press, seeks talented journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism.

The eight-week program (June 19 - August 14, 2005) aims to recruit talented candidates from diverse backgrounds and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the website at http://aan. org/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Rd., Evanston, IL 60208.

Email altacademy@ north western.edu. Application deadline February 11, 2005.

Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN) DREAM is holding a spaghetti dinner, Friday, February 25, 6:30 p.m. Help support the kids of DREAM. Silent auction included! www.dreamprogram.org.

JOIN AN EXTREME WRITING club and write a novel in a month. More info, www.anovelidea.net.

2x2-022305-Calligraphy

PREGNANT? Considering adoption? Full-service nationwide adoption agency specializing in matching families with birth mothers. Tollfree, 24/7, 866-921-0565.

One True Gift Adoptions. http://www.onetrue gift.com. (AAN CAN) PREGNANT? Considering adoption? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth mothers nationwide. Toll-free, 24 hours a day, 866-921-0565.

One True Gift Adoptions.

(AAN CAN)

4 art FIRST FOUR VERMONT DUCK STAMP prints with stamp. Matted and framed handsomely. 224-7801.

4 business opps $1380 WEEKLY POSSIBLE! Stuffing envelopes at home FT/PT. $50 cash hiring bonus. Guaranteed in writing. 877-874-4771.

(AAN CAN) 2005 POSTAL JOBS: $16.90$59/hour. Paid training. Full benefits. No experience necessary. Green Card OK. For Info, call 866-399-5718 ext.

5005. (AAN CAN) 2005 POSTAL POSITIONS! $17.50-$59+/hour. Full benefits. Paid training and vacations. No experience necessary! Green Card OK! For more info, call 866-329-0801 ext. 1050. (AAN CAN) 2/21/05

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Calligraphy for Wedding Invitations,

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place cards and save-the-date cards handwritten by Vermont 1x2-022305-Whishbroom 1:31 PM Page artist, Heather Hill. Affordable!2/18/05 Elegant! Call 802-872-1678 or 1

www.houseofcalligraphy.com

AFFORDABLE AUTO REPAIR: Rust, accidents, painting, exhaust, brakes, cooling systems, tune-ups. Free estimates. $30/hour. Call Paul, 658-0302.

APRIL’S HOME IMPROVEMENT, INC. Let us help you repair/ remodel the home you worked so hard to get. We have been certified in lead paint work and certified in disability modifications. 27 yrs exp. fully insured.

Chittenden County area.

References. 802-310-7579.

ATTENTION SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS: Flexible, full-service bookkeeping and QuickBooks® setup, training and troubleshooting to suit your time and needs. Barb Grogard, 878-6015.

BUILDING A HOME OR ADDITION? Call Homemakers EcoConstruction specializing in finely crafted, traditional timber frames, always using local materials. Straw bale wall systems and earthen plasters available.

Call Amber, 802-454-1167.

BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT SERVICES for small business owners: Do you need the services of a senior level business development team on a parttime basis? We offer comprehensive business development, outsourced sales and telemarketing services for small to mediumsized businesses at very reasonable rates. Use as much or as little of our expertise as you need. Call Don, 388-6173.

NEED A HOUSE SITTER? Graduate student avail. for house-sitting and pet-care needs. Short and long-term arrangements, starting May 1.

Refs avail. Call 999-6231.

ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit http://www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) THE LEARNING TREE: Specialized educational consulting and instruction. Call 864-1913.

WANT YOUR HOUSE PAINTED? Call Homemakers Eco-Construction. Offering an alternative to toxic interior paints. Nontoxic, earthen plasters, milk paints and clay finishes adding color, depth and sparkle to any type wall. Call Amber, 802-454-1928.

$525 WEEKLY INCOME possible mailing sales letters from home. Genuine opportunity working with our wellness company. Supplies provided. No selling. FT/PT. 708-536-7040 or www.Cardon aConsulting.com. (AAN CAN) A $250K - $500K+ first year income opportunity.

Home based, not MLM! No personal selling. Training and support provided. Proven system. Call 877-347-3745, 24 hrs. (AAN CAN) A REAL BUSINESS for real people. Space certified electronic technology, worldclass nutrition, personal development. Work from your home office. Earn more parttime than you can full-time at a job or launch a career.

Free training. 802-244-8344.

ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day?

Your own local candy route.

Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 800807-6525. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS: Up to $1200 per week. Tips + wages. No experience required. Multiple FT/PT positions avail. Call 800-806-0083 ext. 202.

(AAN CAN) CAREER POSITIONS: Earn $12-$48/hour. Full medical/ dental benefits, paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, Homeland Security, wildlife and more!

800-320-9353 x2001.

(AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY: Work from home. Flexible hours! Great pay! Personal computer required. 800-873-0345 ext. 203. (AAN CAN) EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25-$75 per survey!

Guaranteed paychecks.

Process emails online, $25 per email. Mystery shoppers earn $57/hour shopping! www.RealCashPrograms.com.

(AAN CAN) GET PAID TO SHOP! Mystery shoppers needed to pose as customers! Training provided.

FT/PT. Call now! 1-800-6901273. (AAN CAN) IRISH IMPORT STORE: Church St. $50,000 + inventory. Colleen, 864-7524.

NEED 15 PEOPLE to work at home. Part-time, $500$1500/mo. Full-time, $2000$6000/mo. No door-to-door selling, no telemarketing.

Paid vacations. Use your home for your office. 888316-6893 or http://www. stress-free-job.com. (AAN CAN) OPPORTUNITY TO WORK from home! No selling, incredible support to help you reach your goals! Free training, free information.

Please visit http://www stay inhomeandlovinitsite.com.

RETAIL TOY/HOBBY BUSINESS for sale by owner.

Website, profitable, 30+% Y/Y growth, inventory and supplies, free training, tech support. Serious only! ed@turnertoys.com.

SALES PART-TIME: Local upscale caterer seeks parttime sales professionals who have a few extra hours each week to do commission-only sales. Great pay! Great company! Great opportunity for growth for the right person.

Email cover letter, resumé and 3 references to thelittle feast@adelphia.net or fax to 866-623-7259.

4 buy this stuff 24” HITACHI COLOR TV w/remote. Stereo w/front and rear jacks. New with 4year warranty. $250.

598-1164.

AFGHANS AND BEADED JEWELRY for sale. Terry, 734-5379.

BRAND NEW MAGNA GRIP snow tires, 185/70R14, still w/stickers on. Asking $300 for set of four. Call or email for more info, 865-6290 or aaron182a@hotmail.com.

BRAND NEW RINNAI direct vent gas space heater, Model # RHFE1004. 35,000 BTU. $1075. 324-2110.

BRAND NEW RINNAI direct vent gas space heater, Model #RHFE556WTA. Programmable, 21,000 BTU. $925.

324-2110.

BUN AND THIGH ROCKER: $100/OBO. 899-2585.

CANON ZR80 w/extras, $340/OBO. Sanyo 20” TV, $150/OBO. Pearl Export (red) 5 piece drum set w/hardware, $550. Organ, needs work, best offer. 264-6025.

COLOR PRINTER, HP Deskjet 722C, w/extra color ink cartridge, $25. Scanner, Canon CanoScan 620 U, $25. Call Wade or Debra, 899-3720.

DIAMOND STUD EARRINGS: Set in 14K gold w/certification. 1/2 ctw. Barely used!

223-1277.

ELECTRIC KILN, 220V w/some accessories. $300/OBO. Kid’s desk, $50.

Pine table w/drawer, $50.

864-9801.

ELEGANT, RED enamel Jotul NR507B coal/wood stove w/manual, pipes, coal buckets, shovel, small quantity coal. Good condition, needs new gaskets. Asking $300/OBO. 318-3946.

EZEE UP CANOPY: New with extra parts. 655-6333.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: includes standard installation. 3-months free HBO and Cinemax. Access to over 225 channels! Limitedtime offer. S&H, restrictions apply. 800-877-1251.

(AAN CAN) FULL-SIZE MATTRESS for sale. New and plush thickness. Bought for $350, asking $100. You take away.

338-5511.

HARDWOOD, SAWDUST, hybrid fire logs in boxes.

100% recycled, compact, clean, efficient and ecologically responsible. 388-4228. http://www.ecological wood.com.

HIGH CHAIR, Peg Perego Prima Poppa, $80. Booster Seat, $8. Potty Chair, $10.

Toilet insert, $8. Travel harness/leash, $8. Stroller netting, $3. 879-0011.

K2 SONIC CLICKER snowboard boots w/bindings.

Mens size 10. Great for all mountain use. Used, but in decent shape. Incl. all mounting hardwear. $25/OBO. 660-9567.

LEXMARK X125: All-in-one copy, scan, fax. 1.5-year-old.

New condition w/manual, CD installation. $85/OBO. Call 868-7770.

LOAD HANDLER for midsized truck. $50. 655-6333.

LOTS OF VHS MOVIES for sale. Cheap! Call for list.

Wade or Debra, 899-3720.

MASSAGE EQUIPMENT for sale: Oakworks Portal Pro massage Chair, $450.

Excellent condition, sky blue chair w/headrest and carrying case. Height and positioning adjustable. Oakworks massage table, $450.

Excellent condition, violet, incl. adjustable headrest and carrying case. Portable w/adjustable height. Take both for $850. 434-6539.

MEDIUM CAPACITY, heavy duty Kenmore washing machine. One-year-old, used very little. $125 incl. delivery within 20 miles of Montpelier. 229-6674.

NEW GENERAL ELECTRIC Nautilus built-in dishwasher.

24” Never used. White.

Includes manual. Retails: $299, buy now: $200 cash only. You pick up in South Burlington. Call 951-8224.

POWER MAC G4 400 MHz/896 RAM/20G 17” monitor, OS10.3. Scanner included. Will include Logic Express/Deck SE music recording software, upon request. $600/OBO. 310-4518.

POWERBOOKPG4 15”: Comes w/DVD burning SuperDrive, 5400 RPM 80 Gig hard drive, Photoshop 8.0 CS and Illustrator and many other options. Still has 6months left on the warranty.

Cost me $2900 + $400 for the software. Will sell for $2300. 598-8449.

RIMS AND TIRES: 4 all season tires on alloy rims. 205/ 65/R15. Off a 1994 Ford Taurus. $150/OBO. 899-2585.

SET OF FOUR 14” winter/ steel wheels. Fits most 4 lug Nissan’s. New stems added.

Must go, just taking up space. $25/OBO. 660-9567.

SHARP CAROUSEL II microwave. Asking $50/OBO. 651-8960.

TABLE BAR, COCKTAILSTYLE, 30” high, 24” diameter. Wood top, black metal base. $75/OBO. Montpelier, 223-6595.

TAKE MY STUFF: 20” HP CRT monitor, $80. 17” flat screen CRT e-machines monitor, $50. Both work fine, got rid of computer. Elliptical Trainer, $100. 401-569-2663.

THULE EVOLUTION 1200 ski box, silver, holds 4-6 pairs, $250/OBO. Thule roof rack and load bars for 199497 Accord, $75. Thule wind fairing $25. 578-5173.

TORO leaf vacuum. $30.

655-6333.

TWO SINGER SEWING machines, one by itself, $25 and one w/table, $50. Call Wade or Debra, 899-3720.

TYPEWRITER: Gun metal gray, heavy duty, glass keys, good shape, good paperweight in a tornado. $50/OBO. Montpelier, 223-6595.

UPRIGHT HOOVER DIMENSION Limited with Allergen Filtration, $30. Call Wade or Debra, 899-3720.

UVM HOCKEY TICKETS: This weekend. Four for Harvard, four for Brown. Last home games of the season! Firstcome, first-served. 655-1892.

WHEELCHAIR: Bought new in June for $575. Used for 3 months. Asking $250. Walker, new in June also. Asking $65. Both in excellent condition. 864-2445.

4 childcare SEEKING FULL-TIME NANNY for 7-year-old girl in Waitsfield. Live-in or out.

Experience in early childhood education and/or development required. Please call 793-1032.

In-House

COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More!

Now offering online support

www.in-housecomp.com 864-7470 We make house calls!

4 computer svcs.

A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23.

COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, Web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing. Competitive rates. Many references.

House calls and in-shop. Free quote, 864-7470 or inhouse comp@verizon.net.

4 entertainment EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or fun-on-one show. 802658-1464. New talent welcome.

4 financial A CASH NOW OFFER: Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards and annuity payments into cash now. Free quotes. 800815-3503 or www.ppicash. com. (AAN CAN) A CASH NOW OFFER: Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards and annuity payments into cash now. Free quotes. 800815-3503 or www.ppicash. com. (AAN CAN) CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800794-7310. (AAN CAN)

4 furniture BEAUTIFUL DINING SET: Glass hutch, solid base, solid wood maple table w/six ladder back chairs. Comes with leaf. Seats 8-10. Must sell.

Will sacrifice $600 for both or can sell separately.

482-2628.

>NOT FOR KIDS> 18+ ONLY >NOT FOR KIDS>

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BUY THIS STUFF: Two Natuzzi suede recliners, brand new! Eggplant color, gorgeous and comfy! One for $600, both $1000. Desk: dark cherry, five drawers, on the smaller side/traditional/ antique, $150. Futon: 1-yearold. Paid $800, Burlington Futon. Long-life queen w/suede cover and simple Ash frame, $500. 879-7129 or 316-1996.

EVERYTHING MUST GO! Patio set w/umbrella, $120.

Ikea Birch bookcases, $120, more. 482-2628.

FUTON MATTRESS: 38”X72”. $50. 655-6333.

MISCELLANEOUS FURNITURE for sale: Queen size four poster metal bed w/mattress, round kitchen table and chairs, wooden bakers rack, cool table that converts to bench and green dresser. Please call 482-3534.

OAK ACCESSORY TABLE: 3x3. $125. 877-6685.

QUEEN FUTON couch/sleeper. Two covers, print and solid beige. $175. 877-6685.

SOFA, LOVE SEAT, OTTOMAN: Earth tones, wooden trim. Good condition. Asking $500/OBO. 8629535, leave message.

TWO END STEP TABLES: Dark pine. $60 each. $100 for both. 877-6685.

TWO RECLINERS: Green shades. $175 and $150 or $300 for both. 877-6685.

4 lost & found CD CASE W/DISKS FOUND 2/15 on Pearl St. in front of CCV. Call 476-3825, ask for Jay. WANTED: Reward, reward, reward. Stolen from the Flynn Dog August ‘04, ornate gold and silver shadowbox (approx 16”x20”), which contains 30+ small mirrors.

Labeled on back “Self Portrait June ‘05 ADLaberge”. adlaberge@together.net.

4 music for sale 1970S FENDER PRO REVERB: Good condition, $550. 877-3893.

1993 GIBSON LES PAUL STUDIO: Maroon/gold. $700.

310-4518.

2002 GIBSON ES-135: Black/chrome, semi-hollow body electric guitar. Gibson hard-shell case. $800. 5862253 or wgoettlich@pshift. com.

ACOUSTIC GUITAR: Washburn. Like brand new.

Also, soft case and strings. $300, negotiable. 655-7801.

BASS CABINET: Aguilar GS210. New condition. $450.

877-3893.

CASIO KEYBOARD: Late 80s model, $10. Call 989-8663.

CELLOS, STRING BASSES, VIOLINS, VIOLAS: New and old instruments, sales, restoration and repair.

Experienced luthiers. Paul Perley Cellos, in business since 1988. 802-229-1501, pperleycellos@aol.com.

EPIPHONE PR-200 acoustic guitar, signed by Rikie Lee Jones. Never played. $400/firm. incl. 1st vinyl self-titled album. Still in box. Bruce, 276-3344 or bruce2000_2000@yahoo.com

GEMEINHARD 3SH FLUTE. Solid silver head joint, French (open hole) keys w/plugs. Silver plated body.

Only used 2 years. Very good condition. $500. 863-3190.

GUITAR, BREEDLOVE Dreadnought (Focus SD20), 2002. Built-in Fishman pickup, Rosewood back and sides, spruce top w/hardshell case. New $2500.

Asking $1800. Wonderful Instrument! Call 372-4688.

PEAVEY BANDIT 112 GUITAR AMP: Foot switch, one channel, overdrive, 80 watts. $200. 951-1966.

RIGEL MANDOLIN: A + deluxe. Custom made in 2004. Maple sides/back, spruce top, ebony fingerboard. Great tone! Hard-shell case. $2350 new. Asking $1800. 372-4688.

SALE! All SWR workingman’s bass cabinets and heads.

50% off MSRP. Also, check out our new liquidation wall.

Worth the drive! Be Music, across from Pizza Hut in Rutland. 800-775-4030 or http://www.bemusic vt.com.

SEAGULL MAPLE ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC Artist series. Retail, $1150. $650/OBO. 310-4518.

SWR SM-400S BASS AMP with SKB rack, $675. SWR Goliath JR III, $375. Both excellent condition.

877-3893.

VERMONT RESOPHONIC: Open in Bristol, 9A Main St. (above Honeylights).

National guitars, Deering banjos, Rigel mandolins and Beard dobros. Vintage and more. Instrument and amp repair. Used records and CDs, music-related books.

Crystal ball readings. Email vermontresophonic@msn. com or 453-7828.

4 music instruct.

CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian style pickin’ and strummin’.

Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581.

GUITAR: All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style.

Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training.

Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

JOY AND CREATIVITY! Classical Jazz and Free Improvisation piano lessons.

All ages, all levels. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists. All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions? Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos. com.

PRIVATE GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Essex Junction. 8728861 or franky.andreas@veri zon.net.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 4963166. Moretown, VT. DARK GLOBE STUDIOS: Professional music recording at affordable prices.

Info@dark globestudios.com.

NORTHERN VERMONT MUSIC Protools Recording Studio, mastering services, remote recording. Special block rates. CD/DVD duplication. Songwriter demos.

Backing tracks avail. Call 802-744-6446 or http:// www.north ernvermontmu sic.com.

QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/ production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

4 musicians avail BASS PLAYER: Professional and experienced. Looking for a band, older country, Western swing, rockabilly, etc. Call Paul, 877-3893.

musicians 4 wanted BASS PLAYER WANTED: Ready to gig band looking for a bass player. Vocals, back vocals a plus. 802-288-1528.

DJ: Spirit of Ethan Allen needs DJ for weddings and parties. Need person who is entertaining, knows music and electronics. 802-862-8300.

DRUMMER WANTED: Burlington rock band (Nickleback, Live, Pearl Jam, Hendrix, 3 Doors Down). 1 night/week practice and a couple gigs/month schedule.

Call Artie, 865-4316.

GUITAR AND BASS PLAYER WANTED for Burlington band.

Have very strong material for serious players. 652-0929.

JOHNNY AZER, 658-8623.

Reviewed in this week’s Seven Days. Also played on Buzz Homebrew. Also WEQX and been on national TV. www.johnny azer.i8.com.

Looking for democratic musicians to showcase everybody’s originals, not just mine.

KEYBOARDIST/SAMPLER: Local area alt. rock band and Multiplicity Festival founders, the YO YO NIPPLES, are looking for an energetic and experienced keyboardist.

Must be cool w/partying and willing to give commitment for weekly rehearsals and monthly gigs. We are creating a more danceable/ upbeat repertoire. We still want to rock while adding new bounce and flavor to our set list and style. Check us out at yoyonipples.com and apply in our chat room or contact Tricky, 658-3583.

MALE/FEMALE VOCALIST WANTED for working funk/ soul band. Instrument-alist a +. Call Jay, 578-0741.

4 pets LIZZY: FIVE-YEAR-OLD, long-haired calico cat.

Nervous around strangers and children. Much loved but causing allergies. Free to loving, country home. 899-4256 or msm05465@hotmail.com.

4 photography

MODELS WANTED: Looking for a few aspiring F models interested in the commercial/fashion industry. Must be between 15-35 and have very good complexion.

Unique opportunity for free experience, portfolio and help breaking into the industry. Contact Dave, 862-1172 or email rusldp@juno.com or http://www.rusldp.com.

4 stuff wanted STATIONARY EXERCISE bike. Call 864-2130.

4 legals PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on March 15, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Application #CU-05-02 of Community Lutheran Church seeking conditional use approval under Section 14.10 Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to construct a 1112 sq. ft addition to a place of worship, 1560 Williston Road.

2. Application #CU-05-03 of Start to Finish Construction, Inc. seeking conditional use approval under Section 14.10 of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to allow a 12’ x 14’ addition to a single family dwelling to encroach five (5) feet into the required front yard setback, 63 Meadow Road.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board February 23, 2005 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S0001-05 CnC Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., As nominee for GMAC Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Michael W. Brace, USAA Federal Savings Bank and Occupants residing at 5044 Spear Street, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Michael W. Brace

You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within fortyone (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is February 23, 2005. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated May 21, 2001. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Shelburne at Volume 250, Page 556. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Michael W. Brace, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on February 23, 2005, March 2, 2005 and March 9, 2005 in Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known.

DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 16th day of February, 2005.

____/s/ Richard W. Norton_______ Hon. Richard W. Norton Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court JBL165-8 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S1664-04 CnC Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., As nominee for WMC Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v.

Michael W. Brace and Occupants residing at 19 Irish Cove Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Michael W. Brace You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is February 23, 2005. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.

Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a).

Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated May 14, 2003.

Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of South Burlington at Volume 612, Page 1. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPS It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Michael W. Brace, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on February 23, 2005, March 2, 2005 and March 9, 2005 in Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known.

DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 16th day of February, 2005. _/s/ Richard W. Norton______ Hon. Richard W. Norton Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court JBL165-10a STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S0014-05 CnC JPMorgan Chase Bank, NA, Successor by merger with Bank One, NA, Plaintiff v. Katherine L. Olgiati and Occupants residing at 104 Maple Leaf Road, Underhill, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Katherine L. Olgiati You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is February 28, 2005. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint.

Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a).

Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action.

YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance.

Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated December 29, 1999.

Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Underhill at Volume 100, Page 187. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont.

It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Katherine L. Olgiati, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g).

This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on February 23, 2005, March 2, 2005 and March 9, 2005 in Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known.

DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 16th day of February, 2005. ___/s/ Richard W. Norton_________ Hon. Richard W. Norton Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court JBL165-9

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GETINFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

CANDIDA SUPPORT GROUP: Now forming. Share stories. 860-9506.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers.

Info, 847-2278.

CHADD SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder. Every second Tuesday of the month at Champlain College, 7-8:30 p.m. in room 217 in the Global and Technology Building.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:306 p.m. Pastor United Church.

Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism. First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups. yahoo.com/group/AutismSup portDaily/.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT GROUP: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, VTPFAC@verizon.net or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2 Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington.

Info, 860-7812.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.

Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email supp grp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@books byme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 2234111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help.

Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 655-9478.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/ SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)?

Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources.

Want more information?

Write addpartner@ yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify.

453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:302 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877543-9498 for more info.

WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work.

Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 658-2976, if interested.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its health-giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org SELF-REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation.

Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinver mont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com.

WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always!

Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free!

Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy.

For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities.

If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver. com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club.

Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/ transsexual people. The second Friday of every month.

R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12.

ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmor pheus1@yahoo.com.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel.

Join other naturists and likeminded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontau naturel.com.

PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children?

Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp.

862-6683 for info.

NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495.

ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous.

Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m.

The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester.

Call Barb Winters, 434-7244.

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 8630003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free).

MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.

FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600.

SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555.

DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-3880779.

WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m.

Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

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During a morning hike in the hills, I scavenged for omens to use in your horoscope. Nothing pertinent appeared until I was headed home. While rambling down a trail from the top of the ridge, I spied the back of a man moving towards me. It took me a while to realize he was walking up the hill backwards. As he passed me, I heard him giving himself a pep talk. Later I told my 13-year-old daughter Zoe about this scene, seeking her insight about what motivated him to engage in such an odd mode of travel. To my surprise, Zoe said she’d done it herself. It’s a psychological trick that helps make a steep ascent easier: You stay focused on how much you’ve already accomplished rather than being overwhelmed by the heights that are ahead of you. I recommend that you try this yourself, Aries.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): How long do you want to live? Before you answer, remember that thousands of scientists are engaged in research to crack the code of the aging process.

They will ultimately make breakthroughs that could allow you to be healthy and vigorous for many more decades. In the meantime, the astrological omens suggest this is a perfect moment to meditate on what you can personally do to promote your own longevity. What habits of mind and body can you cultivate that will keep you forever fresh? And now I drink a toast to your coffin, Taurus. May it be fashioned of lumber obtained from a 100-year-old cypress tree whose seed will be planted this week.

a willingness to try new things,” San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom told AP writer Lisa Leff. “I’m probably as proud of my failures as I am of what someone deems my successes.” I suggest you emulate Newsom’s approach in the coming weeks, Gemini. Don’t bother with timid experiments that you feel tempted to apologize for; don’t mess around with half-assed tinkering.

Rather, be candid and humble as you try daring changes that may or may not work.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Religion is like a knife,” Nobel Peace Prize-winner Desmond Tutu told MSNBC.com. “When you use a knife for cutting up bread to prepare sandwiches, a knife is good. If you use the same knife to stick into somebody’s guts, a knife is bad.” Let’s use his idea as a seed for your horoscope, Cancerian. Are there any aspects of your spirituality that are rooted in anger, hatred, or intolerance? Are there other aspects that move you to see the best in everyone and do what you can to promote their welfare? From an astrological perspective, it’s a perfect moment to be totally honest with yourself as you take an inventory of the nature and effects of your religious inclinations.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Here’s the first draft of the horoscope I wrote for you: “You may find yourself stumbling through a kind of haunted-house situation, complete with stairways that lead nowhere, mazes lined with distorting mirrors, and gargoyles that breathe fire.” After having a potent dream that’s too complicated to go into here, I rethought the meaning of the astro(May 21-June 20): logical omens and altered your oracle “If there is anything I’m trying to 110503-1 x 2-HEATHER 9/13/04 4:34 PM Page 1 incorporate into my strategy of govern- to read as follows: “You may find youring, it’s a willingness to make mistakes, self wandering through a fun-house sit-

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): To be in maximum alignment with the cosmic trends, go to the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam and commune with the painting “Peach Tree in Blossom” while sipping peach blossom wine and thinking deep thoughts about the parts of you that are like peach blossoms. Here’s another possibility: Travel to a place where actual peach blossoms are blooming and meditate on why the Chinese consider this flower the most auspicious of plants. If you can’t manage either of those actions, Virgo, please at least find images of peach blossoms on the Internet and gaze at them as you muse fondly of the delicate young aspects of your life that most need your love and care.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Fairy tales are full of characters who suffer loss and hardship for trying to be something they’re not. If they ever change their ways and accept the truth about themselves, their luck improves dramatically. It’s interesting, then, to contemplate the fact that our culture adores film and TV actors, who specialize in pretending to be someone other than who they really are. Do you buy into our collective obsession, Libra? If so, I urge you to cut way back in the coming weeks. You need to be careful about exposing yourself to all influences that might encourage you to be something you’re not.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Burning Man, the annual festival in the Nevada desert, is experiencing a crisis. Some long-term supporters are unhappy about the direction it has taken in recent years. Chicken John Rinaldi told the San Francisco Chronicle that it used to be a joyfully chaotic jubilee of surprising art, but lately has turned into a mindless party and “giant group hug — a petting zoo for overweight people in their mid40s.” At the next Burning Man in August, Rinaldi hopes to restore what he sees as its radical mission. Is there a comparable development happening in your life, Scorpio? Has an institution or ideal you’ve held dear begun to decline or lose its way? I bet there is.

So what are you waiting for? Go out and fix it; redeem it; revive its glory.

(1483-1546) didn’t suffer from writer’s block so much as chronic constipation.

He formulated “The 95 Theses,” the tract that launched the Protestant Reformation, while sitting on a stone commode in his home. Be inspired by Luther, Capricorn: Turn a place where you feel limited into a power spot. You don’t have to be feeling peppy and chipper in order to light fires under everyone’s butts, including your own.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Austrian Prince Pal Antal Esterhazy (1786-1866) was renowned for his extravagance. Roaming across Europe for decades in a constant state of vacation, he squandered his stupendous fortune. In one infamous stunt, he removed a priceless Titian painting from its frame and had it made into the lining for his coat. In bringing this to your attention, Aquarius, I don’t mean to imply that you’re as profligate as Esterhazy. But there is a way in which you’re being as casual with one of your valuable assets as he was with his Titian. Fix this glitch, please.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Pulitzer Prize-winner Annie Dillard counsels aspiring authors to hone their chops by immersing themselves in scenes that aren’t right in front of them. “Write about winter in the summer,” she says. “Describe Dublin as James Joyce did, from a desk in Paris. Willa Cather wrote her prairie novels in New York City; Mark Twain wrote Huckleberry Finn in Hartford.”

Even if you’re not a writer, Sagittarius, I suggest you do something similar.

Identify a time in your past that has always mystified you or rendered you dumb. Dive into those memories with the intention of making them sing for you; rethink all the perplexing moments until you transform them into a beacon.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Who could have predicted that the quest for chemical-induced erections would help stem the extinction of endangered species? Since the advent of Viagra, Asian men have cut way back on their demand for traditional aphrodisiacs like harp seal penises and reindeer antlers. The wild animals in possession of these body parts are no longer hunted so relentlessly. With this as your point of departure, Pisces, meditate on unleashing a similar synergy in your own sphere. Is there any pleasure you might pursue in a way that will send ripples of benevolence into the world around you?

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): Are you familiar with the revolution that was hatched on a toilet?

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More than 275 publishers nationwide rely on Lane Press for its ability to produce high-quality publications, commitment to technology leadership and promise of delivering the best publication every issue, every time. Currently, we have an immediate opening for an Applications Support Specialist reporting to our Director, Information Systems. This is an excellent opportunity to join our team and make your mark with a successful, growth-oriented company.

We seek an individual who has a strong drive to learn, understand and implement new technologies and applications in a fast-paced, highly energized information technology environment. Our ideal candidate will have experience providing Apple Macintosh and PC desktop support and enterprise application support (HR, AP/GL, MIS etc.). The ability to develop effective internal IT and enduser documentation is needed. UNIX and/or Linux system administration skills, SQL or other programming experience is highly desirable. The successful individual will have excellent customer service and communication skills partnered with the ability to think analytically and diagnose, research and solve problems independently. Experience in a manufacturing setting is highly desirable. An Associate’s degree in Information Technology and/or at least 5 years experience in an Applications Support role is necessary.

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT 23-year-old, South Burlington company has an immediate opening for an Administrative Assistant. This position requires a highly organized, self-motivated individual, able to manage multiple tasks and personalities. The candidate needs to demonstrate excellent written and verbal skills as well as experience in event planning. Proficient in MS Office a plus. Full-time/full benefits.

Apply with resumé and cover letter to:

19 Gregory Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 ATTN: Administration email to: jobs@resodirect.com

USER SERVICES SPECIALIST (Six-month Temporary Position) Applications are invited for a full-time, temporary position of User Services Specialist.

Primary responsibilities include installing and maintaining a wide variety of computer application software, operating systems, network and systems management and providing excellent support of the Saint Michael’s College user community. A complete understanding of Microsoft operating systems, the Microsoft Office Suite of applications, and networking technologies such as routers, switches, TCP/IP, and network management tools is required.

Successful candidates will be able to work independently as well as in a team environment.

Requirements include a Bachelor’s degree in computer science or equivalent experience and training, a minimum of two years experience working in a computer and/or network support position and oral and written communication skills sufficient to accomplish assignments such as: preparing and updating manuals, instructions, and operating procedures; providing information and assistance to customers; and communicating with vendors and consultants. Microsoft and/or Cisco certifications are a plus.

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ACADEMIC LABORATORY COORDINATOR Biology, #030870 Ongoing 10-month per year position. Design, evaluate, coordinate and deliver advanced instructional laboratory experiments for introductory Biology courses. Edit and assist in development of new instructional manuals. Supervise graduate teaching assistants and student employees assigned to instructional laboratories; provide guidance in delivering engaging and productive laboratory experimentation for undergraduate students. Ensure compliance in safe use and disposal of laboratory biohazards and radioactive chemicals. Oversee maintenance of specialized course equipment and chemical inventories. Master’s degree in Cell or Molecular Biology or related field and three to five years specialized or related experience in laboratory management or educational environment required, or an equivalent combination. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required. This position is 75% of full-time and will increase to 100% in FY06.

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Applications must be submitted by March 4, 2005.

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The Healthy Living Café excels at a number of things: great natural foods served at our store, healthy prepared foods to take home, a small catering operation and freshly baked goods daily. We are currently seeking people to fill the following positions:

Café Manager: Responsible for overseeing all aspects of the café. We are seeking someone with a love of food and people; great communication and organizational skills; and a creative and visionary mind. If you have experience running a kitchen and managing a group of happy people, please call Katy or Mike Deutsch at 863-2569.

For the following positions please fill out an application in our store today and submit it to Eve in the café:

Sandwich Maker: Salad, spread and sandwich prep as well as made-toorder sandwiches. Food-prep skills required. Looking for an efficient, fun and detail-oriented person. Fulltime.

Counter Service Person: Daily setup, display, register and cleaning tasks. Looking for an enthusiastic, creative, friendly morning person.

Full-time.

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Join Pet Food Warehouse’s legendary customer service team as a full-time Retail Sales Associate. No experience necessary. Will train ideal candidate. Competitive wages, flexible hours and benefits. Apply in person M-F, 9-4 at: 2500 Williston Road South Burlington, VT

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We need a few good people with a hardworking attitude and good sense of humor for the following full-time and part-time positions:

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The search is on for the best!

P.J. Bushey’s new management team is looking for team players to join our team of professionals. All levels of experience are encouraged to apply today.

Positions available in all divisions: • Landscape construction/maintenance foremen • Landscape construction/maintenance laborers • Stone masons • Equipment operators • Retail sales and plant care associates

Top Pay and Benefits to the Qualified!

Apply today at our garden shop located on Route 103 in East Wallingford, Vermont, or send us your resumé by fax or mail.

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Essex Junction Recreation & Parks

L ICENSED C HILDCARE COORDINATOR We are looking for an individual to run our statelicensed after-school programs for students in grades K-3 for the 2004-2005 school year. The successful candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree in recreation, elementary education or related field plus two years of experience in youth service program management, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable skills and knowledge are acquired.

Responsibilities shall include development and delivery of the after-school program, daily communication with parents and school faculty, supervision of staff, program purchasing, record keeping, childcare training, preparing weekly schedules and managing budget. All applicants must have ability to obtain Red Cross CPR and First-Aid certification. Pays $14.40 per hour, approximately 25-30 hours/week.

Open until filled.

For additional information, please call 878-1375.

For consideration, please send letter and resumé to: Essex Junction Recreation and Parks, 75 Maple Street, Essex Jct., VT 05452.

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NURSERY FIELD TECHNICIAN The Intervale Conservation Nursery is seeking a fulltime seasonal (April 1 – November 25) Nursery Field Technician to: manage the nursery field, transplant seedlings, collect seeds and cuttings, assist in plant propagation, track plant material sources and aid in lifting trees. This position requires performing physical tasks, operating farm machinery and working in challenging terrain and weather conditions. The strongest candidate would also be able to demonstrate self-motivation and a strong work ethic. A willingness to work some weekends and having a reliable vehicle is essential.

Please email or send resumé to:

Josie Hannon 180 Intervale Road Burlington, Vermont 05401 or josie@intervale.org

Development Assistant Creative, organized, outgoing person sought to provide database and special event coordination in support the Boys & Girls Club of Burlington's fundraising initiatives. Database management in a fundraising setting, and project management experience especially helpful.

This position will support the Club's development efforts in the areas of special event management, mailings, and maintenance of records, creation of reports, and all aspects of mailings utilizing the Donor Perfect fundraising database during our upcoming capital campaign.

20 hours/week to begin, with potential to increase. 12-month temporary position. Please send to: Development Office, 62 Oak Street, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE

Customer Service Representative Produce payrolls for clients utilizing various import methods including data entry. Help clients with inquiries and troubleshoot problems they may experience. Prior payroll experience desired. Must have prior customer service experience and/or experience handling a large volume of telephone calls; experience with Windows including Word and Excel; speed and accuracy in data entry; strong communication and organizational skills; efficiently perform multiple tasks.

Please send resumé to: PayData Payroll Services, Inc. P.O. Box 706 Essex Junction, VT 05453 or hr@paydata.com

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Employment Training Specialist VABIR, a statewide nonprofit agency providing job placement services to Vermonters with disabilities, is seeking a full-time Employment Training Specialist to work with individuals returning to the community who have been convicted of violent offenses.

The ideal candidate will be able to successfully interact with offenders, community agencies and Chittenden County employers to facilitate successful job matches.

Starting salary is $24,800 and includes a competitive benefit package. This position is grant-funded for 18 months through a collaborative agreement between VocRehab Vermont, the Burlington Community Justice Center and VABIR. To apply, please send a cover letter and resumé to:

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Shared Living Provider Needed Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for caring and responsible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. All positions offer excellent tax-free compensation, generous respite funds, rent, training, and the opportunity to work with a supportive team.

You must live in Chittenden County if you are interested in having a person live in your home. Contact Kathy at 802-8656173 for more information about these wonderful opportunities or for general information about this program. We currently have an opening for the following situation:

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H Community Outreach Case Manager Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illlness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills teaching and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinican with a good sense of humor and an interest in working with young adults. Bachelor's or Master's degree in related field with a minimum of one-year experience working with persons with mental illness. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided.

Only qualifed applicants will receive a response. Valid driver's license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumé to:

WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 Email: personnel@wcmhs.org • http://www.wcmhs.org EOE

In the individual’s home: Easygoing and charming middleaged man with interests in computers, shopping and the arts is looking for a housemate/shared living provider to live with him in his comfortable condo in South Burlington. Excellent taxfree stipend and only $300 rent. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who is looking for a roommate and is interested in assisting an individual with improving his independent living skills.

On-Call Substitutes Needed, Hinesburg and Starksboro Excellent opportunity to provide supports to teens and adults who have a developmental disability in 2 different residential homes in Hinesburg and in Starksboro. The hours are varied, flexible and on-call. We offer paid orientation and training.

Experience related to school systems and/or legal risk clients helpful but not required for the right candidate. A high school diploma or equivalent is required as well as being an excellent team player, organized and responsible. Contact Kathy of Howard Community Services at 865-6173 for an application.

Specialized Community Support Worker Looking for a motivated, self-directed person to provide community support to a social and active developmentally disabled male with sporadic challenging behaviors. Position is M-F, 20 hours/week. Enjoyment of sports and outdoors a plus! Supportive team. Experience working with this population as well as a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation required. Resumé to Jessica Fox-Keller or email JessicaF@HowardCenter.org.

Training Specialist Looking for a dynamic, team-oriented individual to work with other staff providing support and training to developmentally disabled individuals within both group and individual settings.

Position is 40 hours per week, M-F, 8:30 AM-4:30 PM. Some lifting and personal care is required. Send resumé with cover letter to Rich Carpenter or email RichC@HowardCenter.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

iSYSTEMS Tax Compliance Manager We have an immediate full-time opening for a self-motivated, organized person to join iSystems as the manager of our Tax Compliance department.

DUTIES

Manage activities for staff in Tax Compliance department and motivate • staff to achieve continuous improvement in department processes for payroll tax cycle including the following areas: • Responsible • Payroll Processing

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• Compensation and deduction codes • Tax Codes and Tax Rates • Compliance Issues • Check and W2 printing • Tax Filing Monitor emerging tax legislation for changes to regulations and determine implementation process.

Manage relationships with third-party vendors.

REQUIREMENTS

Accounting or equivalent experience • B.S. Extensive experience in payroll accounting and compliance • practices and theories related to payroll systems and processes

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including multi-state and local taxation experience Proven attention to detail Ability to manage multiple activities simultaneously Demonstrated customer service skills Strong leadership skills

Please send salary requirements and resumé to:

Joel Gluck Operations Manager iSystems LLC PO Box 706 Essex Jct., VT 05453 joel@isystemsllc.com

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BARTENDING SCHOOL n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

MANAGER POSITION DISHWASHER Flexible hours, evenings, 5:30-11pm. Professional environment. Meals, room for advancement & AFLAC insurance available. Apply in person at Trattoria Delia, 152 St. Paul Street, Burlington.

The VCME seeks a part-time Manager for a salary position with flexible hours. Duties include office administration, concert production, publicity, board development, fund-raising and volunteer recruitment. Must have excellent communication skills (oral and written) and be well-organized. Should be proficient at Microsoft Office and familiar with Quickbooks or other financial software. Musical knowledge a plus.

1-888-4drinks

www.bartendingschool.com

Email cover letter and resumé to clarcell@vcme.org.

Social Worker…LICSW…Per Diem Mental Health Position FULL-TIME PSYCHOTHERAPIST to provide individual and group psychotherapy to a small caseload of clients in a comprehensive mental health program serving adults with psychiatric and co-occurring substance abuse issues.

Must be able to work in a collaborative style with other members of a multidisciplinary treatment team; must have communication, relationship and clinical skills. Master’s degree, license and experience required.

For information about our program go to www.sprucemountaininn.com.

Send letter of interest and resumé to: Edwin Levin, LICSW Spruce Mountain Inn PO Box 153 Plainfield, VT 05667 Fax: (802) 454-1008 Email: info@sprucemountaininn.com

Therapist needed for growing geriatric group therapy program. The successful candidate currently holds a valid LICSW from the State of Vermont, has a minimum of two years experience post-licensure and is knowledgeable in a variety of treatment philosophies. If you enjoy working with a creative team of colleagues in a setting which recognizes authenticity and honors patient commitment, we want to hear from you.

For more information, check out our website at: www.northwesternmedicalcenter.org Apply to:

Human Resources Department Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. 133 Fairfield Street St. Albans, VT 05478 Fax: (802) 524-8424 Email: bbloniarz@nmcinc.org EOE

The

Counseling Service of Addison County “Come and help us take CSAC to the next level!”

Help reduce energy burdens for Vermont’s low-income.

HOME ENERGY AUDITOR Analyze energy usage; visit qualified low-income homes; take building measurements; interview clients about energy usage; conduct diagnostic tests on heating and other building systems; specify improvements; estimate costs; and work with heating and other contractors. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation needed. Knowledge of buildings and building materials necessary.

Experience with spreadsheet and other computer software is useful. Training provided. Position will be based in either our Hinesburg or St. Albans office, with territory dependent on office location.

OUTREACH ASSISTANT Process and manage client applications; request fuel and electric data; provide front desk reception; respond to inquiries and requests; manage electronic and paper files; perform data entry; and help support a busy office. The work is out of our Hinesburg office. Excellent communication skills and professional phone manner essential. Strong organizational skills and ability to manage multiple tasks necessary. Experience with word processing and database management preferred. We seek a reliable and adaptable person for this full-time position. Competitive pay and excellent benefits. Training provided.

For both positions, pay is dependent on experience. Excellent benefit package. Send letter of interest and resumé by mail, fax, or email by March 16, 2005, to:

CVOEO Weatherization P.O. Box 441, Hinesburg, VT 05461 FAX: 482-4184 • EMAIL: cvws@cvoeo.org

The Counseling Service of Addison County is a nonprofit, community mental health and developmental disabilities agency serving the residents of Addison County, Vermont. CSAC is proud of its long-standing reputation for excellent services to members of our community. CSAC employs nearly 260 people and we are looking to expand our team. For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC, visit www.csac-vt.org .

JOB OPPORTUNITIES Emergency Team Clinician – Needed to help respond to crisis level mental health problems, assess the nature of the crisis and take appropriate measures to alleviate, control or otherwise handle the situations. Person will be providing direct crisis intervention services to clients in face-to-face and telephone contacts.Work two, 12-hour days weekly; additional hours possible.Qualifications:a Master’s degree in human service field, plus 2-4 years of relevant clinical training/experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Need to live within 30 minutes of Middlebury.Knowledge of the community mental health system and community resources a plus.

Adult Outpatient Support Worker – Part-time position in Adult Outpatient Program providing community support services and related mental health issues. Must have own transportation. BA in Human Services or related field preferred. Flexible hours!

Community Skills Worker, 20 hours/week – Responsible for providing individualized communitybased services to children with the goal of inclusion and successful functioning in school, home and community. Flexible after-school and evening hours. BA preferred plus good working knowledge of the needs and abilities of children with emotional and behavioral challenges.

Intake and Service Coordinator – Provide overall coordination to applicants for Developmental Services and responsible for the coordination,implementation,and monitoring of developmental services to a small case load of individuals in Addison County. 37.5hr/wk. Experience supporting people with developmental disabilities desired. Strong communication, supervisory, organizational and problemsolving skills. BA/BS in Human Services field plus 2-4 years relevant experience or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Comprehensive benefits package offered including health & life insurance, generous vacation plans & 403b.

To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Snail Mail: Send a resumé and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05853 • In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street in Middlebury,VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751

People of color and from diverse cultural groups are especially urged to apply.

CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer.

Counseling Services of Addison County,Inc.

Equal Opportunity Employer

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employment@sevendaysvt.com

Full- and part-time

FOH LINE COOKS Applicants must have the skill of a Cook and the mentality of a Bartender.

Have to be great with people and work well with others. Perks include great shows (free), ski passes, gym membership and more.

NO CALLS Nectars • 188 Main St. • Burlington

Make Ovens!

Press Brake and NC Operators needed!

• Must have experience, no exceptions!

• $14-$16/hourly, depending on experience • 2nd shift, 4:30pm-2am, Monday through Thursday Long-term positions in Burlington, benefits start immediately!

We’re seeking Topnotch Talent!

We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort: •

FRONT OFFICE MANAGER

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RESERVATIONS SALES AGENT

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LAUNDRY DRIVER

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COSMETOLOGISTS

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NIGHT SPA CLEANERS

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MEN’S SPA ATTENDANT

Call Natalie at 862-6500

Middlebury Union High School seeks

SPECIAL EDUCATION LPN PARAPROFESSIONAL Join an experienced special education team at Middlebury Union High School. Opening for an individual who desires to work in an educational setting with students with multiple disabilities. Join a team that focuses on promoting a healthy and educationally supportive environment for students with disabilities. Position to start immediately.

Interested persons should send a letter of interest, resume and three letters of recommendation to: Wm. Lee Sease, Superintendent of Schools Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue, Middlebury, VT 05753 Application Deadline: March 1, 2005 EOE

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BELL CAPTAIN

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BANQUET SERVER

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DISHWASHER

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LINE COOK

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MAINTENANCE WORKER Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resumé to hr@topnotchresort.com

RETAIL SALES CLERKS Full-time days & evenings.

Sales experience preferred.

Apply in person at Garcia Tobacco Shop in the Burlington Town Center.

(802) 658-5737

TELEMARKETING POSITIONS

STEP UP

for Women,

a trades training program teaching women skills in electrical, plumbing, welding and carpentry, is now accepting applications for its March 14 - May 12, 2005 class in Burl.

Get hands-on training and job search support.

2 experienced Telemarketers needed for verifying and transferring calls.

Great pay, experience only.

802-877-6950 or email to ken@callomni.com

Call 1-800-639-1472 or 878-0004 ext. 108 at Northern New England Tradeswomen for more info and dates to attend an orientation!

CHILD CARE DIRECTOR TREASURES, Smugglers’ Notch’s “state of the art” child care center, is currently seeking a Child Care Director. Our premier day care is licensed for 80 children, ages 6 wks to 12 years old.

The Child Care Director is responsible for day to day operations; preparation of departmental budgets; weekly and monthly financial reports; conformance to all state and local regulations; creative program and activity development; and compliance with company safety procedures.

The ideal candidate will be a dynamic and energetic team player with proven supervisory experience. A BA/BS in Early Childhood or Human/Child Development and two years related experience required.

First Aid and CPR certification preferred.

Human Resources 4323 VT Rte. 108 South Smugglers’ Notch, VT 05464 1-888-754-7684 www.smuggs.com/jobs

Infant Child Care Head Teacher The Family Center of Northwestern Vermont is seeking a dynamic Head Teacher for its Learning Together Infant/Toddler Child Care. The ideal candidate will be knowledgeable about and experienced in family-centered support, early childhood development, parenting, state childcare regulations and be an energetic, supportive, team player. Relevant Bachelor’s degree and experience required.

Position is available immediately. Send letter of interest, three reference letters and resumé to the address below.

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

Shared Living Provider

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT

Older gentleman looking to share your home in Franklin County three weekdays per week, no weekends. Ideal candidate will preferably be a couple or single person with no children. Home needs to be handicap accessible with a downstairs bedroom. Provider should have some knowledge of dementia. Stipend provided. For more information, please contact Kath at 802-524-6555 ext. 604.

Adult Community Support Worker Recovery-oriented mental health program seeks dynamic, flexible team player to provide case management services to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Responsible for delivering services in a variety of communitybased settings related to: supportive counseling and symptom management, activities of daily living, social and interpersonal skills development, money management and advocacy. Ability to work both independently and in a collaborative team environment a must. Applicants must have the ability and willingness to provide transportation for clients. Knowledge of both substance use and the criminal justice system desirable. Experience a plus, however not required.

Bachelor’s degree in the Human Services field and/or relevant experience required. Please send letter of interest and resumé to L. Beebe Potter, CRT Clinical Coordinator c/o HR Department at the address below.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 • E.O.E.

of Northern New England

Seeking a mission-driven, experienced full-time Executive Assistant.

Responsible for supporting the CEO, including administrative assistance, special projects as assigned, and working with 3 state volunteer Boards of Directors. Other responsibilities include tracking and analyzing strategic data and coordinating projects. An Associate’s degree plus 2-4 years relevant experience and excellent written and verbal communication skills required. Ideal candidate can keep “the big picture” in focus while paying scrupulous attention to detail. Also, exercise good judgment and absolute confidentiality over a wide range of information.

Familiar with Microsoft Office Suite. We provide a competitive salary, supportive work environment, excellent benefits, inspiring contact with volunteers, and the satisfaction of making a difference in lives of women and men in New England.

Reply with resumé, cover letter and salary requirements by February 28th to:

PPNNE, Attn: Human Resources Manager 183 Talcott Rd. Ste 101 Williston, Vermont 05495 Or email: humanresources@ppnne.org Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

employment@sevendaysvt.com

Family Shelter Staff Position

Part-time position available at our Main Street Family Shelter.

Responsibilities include working with families to maintian a safe and supportive living environment.

Strong communication and crisis management skills a must.

Weekends required.

FT: must be able to work evening, weekend and holiday shifts.

Customer service experience a plus. Must be able to handle multiple tasks in a fast-paced environment in a professional and friendly demeanor. Must enjoy working with the public. We offer a competitive wage and some benefits. Apply in person to:

P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402

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Tad Hoehl, Aquatic Director, 266 College St, Burlington, VT 05401 or phoehl@gbymca.org.

Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403

No phone calls accepted.

EOE

february 23-march 02, 2005

Includes hiring, supervision, staff scheduling among other duties. Must be currently certified in First Aid, CPR, AED and Lifeguarding. WSI is preferred. Requirements are water instruction and supervisory experience, team oriented, creative selfstarter, good computer skills, great organizational skills, and must be excellent in follow-through. Excellent compensation package. Resumé to:

PT: 3-5 shifts during the week. Lunch shifts, ideal “mother’s hours.”

Heather Blondin COTS

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Full-time Assistant Aquatic Director

HOST/HOSTESS JOB OPENINGS:

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7 D c l a s s i f i e d s . c o m

Restaurant Manager with experience wanted to join our fast-paced, successful family restaurant. Great benefits, excellent salary and equity potential. Please send resumé and references to: P.O. Box 969 Stowe, VT 05672

T he Ne w Sch ool of Mont p elie r

PARAPROFESSIONALS

Sales/ Receptionist Part-time w/potential to become full-time.

Maintain showroom, customer service & phones.

Fax resumé to 862.7195 or call 862.8203 x 2 for more information.

LOGISTICS COORDINATOR

∂ (Fu ll - and Part-tim e)

Entry-level position with opportunity to become a commodities trader.

to work one-on-one with our uniquely terrific students.

Year-round school with school vacations. Competitive wage and benefit package. Training and continuing education provided. Five years work experience and some college preferred, not required. Criminal record checks conducted.

Responsibilities will include barge, rail, truck logistics, customer support, document preparation, and trader assistance. Candidate will have a high level of Excel experience and a strong entrepreneurial spirit.

Send resumé, cover letter and names of three references

by March 4th (no phone calls, please) to:

New School R ecru iting 7386 Rout e 100B More town, V T 05660

For consideration, please send resumé via email or fax to: Interstate Commodities Inc. aclark@icigrain.com fax 802-879-5069

Come and see why so many people enjoy working with us!

FOOD SERVERS P/T positions for morning & evening food servers. Flexible schedule, no exp. necessary. Will train the right person.

l To apply: STOP IN AT 185 PINE HAVEN SHORE ROAD, SHELBURNE, OR CALL 985-9847 AND ASK FOR MARGARET.

b a s i c E Pa r t s

in Charlotte, off Route 7

Join our fun pack!

We need someone Monday thru Friday, hours 8:30am-5:30pm.

We are distributors of hi-tech parts all over the world. In business 24 years and still having fun. Small company setting, 11 people. We’re human; we know we work ‘cause we have to, so we try to keep that in mind. The sun does not rise and set on the company. Still it’s fun competing and beating the BIG GUYS!

WAREHOUSE: Very small parts. Lots of detail. Good handwriting is essential.

Call for an appointment.

(802) 425-5800 Middlebury Union High School Vacancy Announcement

STUDENT INFORMATION SYSTEM MANAGER TECHNICAL SUPPORT SPECIALIST 1.0 FTE, Full-year Position

CUSTODIAN POSITIONS Night Shift We are seeking a dependable, efficient worker for a full-time position cleaning college buildings including dormitories, restrooms, offices and classrooms. The position is full-time nights, Sunday through Thursday, 11pm - 7:30am. The successful candidate must possess the ability to work independently and follow both written and oral instructions. Five years custodial experience preferred as well as a knowledge of floor care, carpet cleaning, cleaning chemicals and custodial equipment.

Day Shift (women’s dorm) We are seeking a full-time custodian who is a dependable, efficient worker to clean Sunday through Thursday. Weekday hours are 7:00am - 3:30pm. Sunday hours are 6am - 2:30pm. The successful candidate must possess the ability to work independently and follow both written and oral instructions. Five years custodial experience preferred as well as a knowledge of floor care, carpet cleaning, cleaning chemicals and custodial equipment.

Applications will be accepted until the positions are filled. Send applications to:

Individual to manage student information system (SASI XP) and provide technical and networking support. Job responsibilities include: managing student information system, software & hardware installation and upgrades, routine maintenance, diagnostic and troubleshooting, and supporting the technology needs of school personnel.

Ideal candidate will have experience in technical support for Windows 95, Windows NT, and network administration/management experience in TCP/IP environments and experience in repairing Hewlett Packard printers.

Ability to work independently and excellent communication and documentation skills.

Interested parties should send a letter of interest, resumé and three (3) current letters of recommendation to:

Office of Human Resources Saint Michael’s College One Winooski Park Colchester, VT 05439

Wm. Lee Sease Superintendent of Schools Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue Middlebury, VT 05753

EOE

Position open until filled. • EOE

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Northeastern Family Institute NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

AWAKE OVERNIGHT STAFF NFI is seeking Awake Overnight Counselors for its residential programs for youth. Experience working with children and adolescents desired.

This is a full-time position with benefits. We offer a competitive salary. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Nathan Camfiord at 802-288-9710 or fax resumé to 802-288-9712 EOE

THREE SEASONAL POSITIONS AVAILABLE All three positions require excellent customer service skills, a willingness to learn new skills, and a desire to work hard on a dedicated team of top-notch composters! All three people will assist with general tasks and value-added production.

SKIDSTEER OPERATOR/General Laborer – Full- or part-time/Seasonal (Immediate opening).

Assist customers and load trucks with compost.

TRUCK DRIVER/General Laborer – Full-time/ Seasonal (Immediate opening). Deliver compost to local residents; No CDL required.

OFFICE COORDINATOR/General Laborer – Full-time/Seasonal (Available late March). Assist customers and assist Sales Coordinator with scheduling of compost deliveries.

Please send resumé and cover letter to: Holly R. Taylor General Manager Intervale Compost Products 282 Intervale Rd. Burlington, Vermont 05401

employment@sevendaysvt.com

CHITTENDEN SOUTHNSUPERVISORY UNION

2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings Chittenden South Supervisory Union

BUS DRIVERS: IMMEDIATE OPENINGS Regular routes. Please call Ken Martin, 482-7120.

Champlain Valley Union High School

TUTOR: IMMEDIATE OPENING for a tutor with training and experience in working with serious emotional disabilities. Two hours daily, academic subjects, time of day and hourly rate negotiable. Will pay mileage. Please send letter of interest, resumé and letters of recommendation to Special Services c/o CVU, 369 CVU Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

The ideal candidate possesses: • Advanced degree in public health, communication, social science or other related field with experience in behavior change communications • Experience in developing countries • Minimum 3 years experience in design, management, implementation of behavior change communication programs in developing countries • Demonstrated experience working directly with program managers, health service providers, media practitioners and community leaders • Ability to work in and travel to developing countries • Fluency in foreign language, preferably French • Excellent written and oral communication skills Primary responsibilities: • Assist Vice-President for International Programs in management, development and implementation of programs • Organize training and technical assistance for research and writing teams • Prepare reports and correspondence related to programs • Travel for program management and development Please send cover letter and resumé by 3/15/05 to:

Energetic and creative individual sought to work with identified area teens in need of support. Temporary, part-time position involves direct service with youth and their families and collaboration with area social service providers and schools.

Candidate must be able to work independently and be a team member, be capable of maintaining a flexible work schedule and like working with adolescents. Group facilitation skills an asset. Professional degree in education or social services or experience working with youth is preferred.

No phone calls, please.

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Stylist • Facialist Massage Therapist Waxing • Manicurist

(All positions full- and part-time)

Zeráfa Hair Salon & Day Spa 6 State Street • Montpelier 2 2 4 - 9 1 8 8

Northern Power Systems is growing… and needs talented and motivated people in these areas:

ENGINEERING: Electrical, Mechanical, and Controls engineers to design power systems using a variety of energy sources including wind, sunlight, and efficient use of fossil fuels.

HUMAN RESOURCES: Generalist to cover a range of HR functions including recruiting, compensation, benefits, and events planning.

IT: Part-time Computer Support Technician to help configure computers for new employees, install software, and troubleshoot PC and/or software problems.

Send resumé and cover letter by March 4th to:

Visit our website for more details, and apply at:

Lamoille County Court Diversion Restorative Justice Programs, Inc. P.O. Box 148 Hyde Park, VT 05655 Attn: Heather Hobart or hhobart@mt-mansfield.com

Or apply by sending a resumé and cover letter, preferably by email, to:

www.northernpower.com hr@northernpower.com Northern Power Systems 182 Mad River Park Waitsfield, VT 05673 Women and minorities encouraged to apply. EOE

Vermont Council on Rural Development

Stowe Mountain Resort is currently accepting resumés for the following year-round positions:

Internal Auditor The primary responsibilities are to perform both on-site audits and office work and interview involved company personnel. This will involve reviewing, verifying and analyzing control systems and procedures; identifying current or potential problem areas and inefficiencies; developing recommendations for correcting problems or improving efficiency and effectiveness of systems and procedures. Ideal candidate will have a Bachelor’s degree in accounting or other appropriate discipline and/or 2-4 years of relative accounting/ financial management experience or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

Lodging Manager This position assumes all operational and P & L responsibilities for the hotel, condominium units, front desk, reservations, housekeeping, fitness center and associations. 2-3 years experience in resort lodging management and operations, as well as strong communication and computer skills required.

Stowe offers a competitive salary and benefits package including medical/dental coverage, 401k, stock purchase plan, disability & life insurance, paid vacation, and great recreational benefits.

Please send resumé and letter of interest to: Population Media Center PO Box 547 Shelburne,VT 05482-0547 Or email: personnel@populationmedia.org

Salon

Youth Activities Facilitator & Case Manager

International Program Manager PMC, an NGO focused on Behavior Change Communications for reproductive health worldwide seeks an International Program Manager.

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Stowe Mountain Resort – Human Resources 5781 Mountain Road, Stowe, VT 05672 (802) 253-3541, Fax (802) 253-3544 www.stowe.com • Email: jobs@stowe.com

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT The Vermont Council on Rural Development (VCRD), a nonprofit that supports Vermont’s rural communities, is seeking a full-time Executive Assistant to provide program and administrative assistance to the Executive Director. This is an exciting role working with dynamic policy forums and rural communities throughout Vermont. Candidates must demonstrate the ability to organize and manage office operations, employ Windowsbased software (Word, Excel, and Access), and be flexible in a changing work environment.

Duties include maintaining databases, attending meetings and transcribing notes, planning conferences, making travel arrangements and managing benefits, accounts payable, and financial records. Candidates should have an Associate’s degree with 3-5 years of related experience. Competitive salary and benefits.

Applicants should submit a letter of application with a resumé and list of three professional references by March 8th to:

Attn: Executive Assistant VCRD PO Box 1384 Montpelier, VT 05601 For more information on the council, see the VCRD website at www.Sover.net/~VCRD Equal Opportunity Employer

employment@sevendaysvt.com

Night NIGHT AUDITOR: Part-time, 10 pm - 6 am, two shifts/week. Prior experience preferred. Must have accurate, basic math skills, be able to handle multiple tasks with efficiency and in a professional manner, enjoy working with the public and work in a selfdisciplined manner. We offer a competitive wage. Interested applicants apply to:

Best Western Hotel 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 email: jeanette@windjammergroup.com

Howard Center for Human Services Community Support Clinician: Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support.

Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. Please submit resumé to:

Terrence Hayden LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

EOE/TTY.

Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

Owl’s Wanted

RN’s and LPN’s wanted for our night shifts. We offer a great benefit package, a fun, caring workplace, and wonderful shift differentials ($3.00 per hour evening, $4.00 per hour nights). We strive to provide the best care possible, and we hope you agree and will join our team! Baylor options available. EOE. Please contact: Starr Farm Nursing Center 98 Starr Farm Road Burlington, VT 05401 P – (802) 658-6717 F – (802) 658-6432

Property Manager

Motivated individual wanted for outdoor/greenhouse work in Addison. Rural property includes residence, wholesale greenhouse operation, gardens, fields and woods. Long-term opportunity possible for the right person. Work involves use of power equipment, tractor use, lawn care, light carpentry and gardening. Must be resourceful, energetic, safe and able to work alone in variable weather conditions. Full-time work during months of February through November. Flexible hours, some weekend work required. Pay range $400$600 per week, based on qualifications.

References required.

Please email to:

pjfol@sover.net Or write to:

Garden Art, LLC 1357 VT Route 17 East Addison, VT 05491

Apply in person: 1 David Drive, Essex, VT

South Burlington Location Needs

Cooks Waitstaff & Drivers Apply in person: 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule.

Always seeking entry-level managers.

EOE

Sensory Analyst Immediate apprenticeship position to be filled in our coffee testing facility. Applicant should be able to work independently, have good precision, organizational and time-management skills and comprehension of basic laboratory procedures. Sensory experience highly desirable.

Duties to include: sample preparation, setup and breakdown of sensory areas, coffee preparation equipment operation and sensory participation. 40 hours/week.

Please send resumé to:

chrish@coffee-ent.com or Coffee Enterprises, Attn: Chris Hallien 286 College Street Burlington, VT 05401 http://www.coffeeanalysts.com

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Engaging minds that change the world

Grant & Contract Manager Social Work Position is 75% of full time. Perform administrative/business operations related to the Title IV-E grant and/or other grants supporting related activities; implement and coordinate organizational processes for the grant(s). Use judgment in prioritizing work, resolving problems, and selecting methods within the framework of grant guidelines. Bachelor's degree in related field and two to three years' related experience required or an equivalent combination. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required.

For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and reference information for #030874, visit our web site at: www.uvmjobs.com .

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

Supportive Homes Sought Young men (2) with mild developmental disabilities need separate shared living providers in Addison County to support them in healthy choice-making and in fully realizing their adult rights and responsibilities. It is very important to one man to be able to access activities in Burlington. Homes should be adult-oriented and providers be safety conscious, patient team players. Generous tax-free stipend, room & board payment as well as respite budget.

Please contact Sally Ashworth at Community Associates 802-388-4021 to learn more!

No phone calls, please.

b a s i c E Pa r t s

RESPIRATORY

GREAT SALES JOB

Full-time

Essex Location Needs

Cooks Waitstaff & Drivers

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Join our fun group in the Charlotte, VT office. We know that we all work ’cause we “have to,” so we try to recognize that in our attitudes.

Our company has 5 sales people, 2 of whom have been here 12+ years! Start training to help our customers with electronic components (little parts) in a NON-technical way.

They buy from us ’cause they have to buy it somewhere!

If you speak any foreign language(s) that COULD be very helpful.

Hours are 8:30 to 5:30. First 2 months of training are in the warehouse. Salary plus commission, humane vacation policy. Profit sharing.

Check out www.basicEparts.com.

Then call 425-5800 for appointment & interview.

4 employment BEHAVIORAL HEALTH SERVICES: Community Recovery Specialists. Dynamic individuals needed to work evenings/ overnights, 20 per week, assisting consumers who experience chronic psychiatric symptoms transitioning into their community, sustaining and building community relationships and taking an active role in their treatment. Position requires excellent written and verbal skills, flexibility and the ability to work well in a team environment. Please send resumé to: Rutland Mental Health Services, EOE, Human Resources, PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05701.

DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring!

Athletic, hardworking individuals. AM shift avail. and outside positions avail. Apply in person.

Rte. 59, Industrial Ave., Williston.

HAIR CUTS PLUS STYLISTS: We have two great opportunities for licensed stylists. Our Shelburne Rd. location has a full-time position. Our Vergennes shop is seeking a part-time stylist.

Please inquire with Stephanie, 658-3598.

HOME PROVIDER NEEDED for 37-year-old gentleman. He prefers active and energetic female couple to provide nurturing and caring home in the Barre-area. Contact Community Developmental Services, 4792502, contact Recruiter.

Generous tax-free stipend and clinical support provided.

LOCAL ENVIRONMENTAL consulting firm needs part-time individual to catalogue scientific library. Must have strong computer skills, library and scientific experience. Wage based on experience. Reply to Pioneer, P.O. Box 354, Vergennes, VT 05491 with resumé, references. No calls, please.

THERAPIST

Home Respiratory Company seeks CRT or RRT New York licensed for work in Plattsburgh/Burlington area. Excellent salary, medical/dental benefits, and 401K. No prior home care experience required.

Career advancement opportunities. Fax or mail resumé with references and salary expectations to: Associated Healthcare Systems 85 Woodridge Drive Amherst, NY 14228 Fax: (716) 564-3042 attn: HR Director EOE

LOCAL UPSCALE CATERER seeks part-time, flexible and reliable helpers for prepping, cooking, deliveries and cleanup.

Please email cover letter, resumé, references and availability schedule to thelittlefeast@ adelphia.net or fax to 866-6237259.

MAINTENANCE: Property management firm seeks responsible, motivated person experienced in building repair/maintenance.

Exc. benefit package. Send resumé to LCHV, 220 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 by 3/11. EOE. MANAGER TRAINEE, full-time.

Part-time staff, too. Apply in person, Vermont Color, 192 College St. or fax resumé to 802-442-1523.

PART-TIME MERCHANDISERS needed for Burlington, Essex Junction and Williston, (12-20 hours/week). Responsible people to service greeting card department in various retail locations and/or occasional special projects. Requires lifting (up to 50#). $7.15/hour to start.

Higher pay rate, based on experience. Call 878-1028, leave message for Susan.

PERMANENT PART-TIME BOOKKEEPER: Growing accounting and bookkeeping practice based in Shelburne, VT seeking part-time bookkeeper.

Responsibilities include bookkeeping for several clients.

Professionalism and interpersonal skills required. Previous bookkeeping experience and knowledge of QuickBooks and Excel necessary. Flexible work schedule, 15 to 25 hours per week depending on your needs. Please forward resumé to: Fiducial, 145 Pine Haven Shores, Suite 1040, Shelburne, VT 05482.

REWARDING POSITION avail. in relaxing environment. Seeking experienced caregiver for inhome care with female quad.

Great pay, evenings avail. immediately. Call Cheryl, 893-8010.

TRAVEL USA: Publication Sales co. Now hiring 18 sharp, enthusiastic individuals free to travel the entire US. Paid travel, training, lodging and transportation furnished, return guaranteed.

Start today, 1-800-592-5752.

WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER! Will train motivated individuals. Call 270-926-7779 box 4761 for immediate information.