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UP AGAINST

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Troubled Waters Theater review: Seascape With Sharks and a Dancer

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Interview with Vampires Inside the weird world of Live Action Role Play

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Paint It Black Book review: Cruisers by Craig Nova

BY MARGOT HARRISON

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funstuff newcomb news quirks bliss straight dope american elf troubletown fickle fannie story minute life in hell no exit red meat lola dykes free will astrology 7D crossword

COVER: DIANE SULLIVAN [DESIGN] JAY ERICSON [IMAGE]

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PROUD AND GRATEFUL On behalf of the two hats I wear as co-executive director of Outright Vermont and a member of the P.R.I.D.E. Committee, I would like to thank you for your fabulous Pride Guide Issue [July 7]. Of course I thoroughly enjoyed Cathy Resmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s article on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Speaking Youth to Power,â&#x20AC;? and I thought that the entire issue really did a great service to the queer and allied community by getting the Pride weekend schedule out there, as well as allowing supportive businesses in and around town to show their rainbow colors. Thanks for being a source of news, views and culture for all.

Thanks to everyone (queer and allied) who came and those who put on the many Pride events throughout the weekend. I would like to emphasize our thanks to Mayor Clavelle of Burlington for his proclamation of July 10, 2004, as Pride Day for the LGBT community and, of course, Governor Douglas for his letter wishing â&#x20AC;&#x153;festival participantsâ&#x20AC;? a â&#x20AC;&#x153;festive weekend.â&#x20AC;? Curious voters can find both the Mayorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s proclamation and the Governorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s letter at the P.R.I.D.E. website: www.pridevermont.org.

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PREVENTING CRUELTY Ken Picardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s piece [July 14] asks, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Can Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s New Anti-Abuse Law â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or Animal Advocates â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Keep Creatures From Harm?â&#x20AC;?

It is likely that had Ms. Bushey been charged with felony animal cruelty a year ago, when authorities first found emaciated and neglected animals at her home, and had the remaining animals been confiscated from the premises, countless other animals in her care that have mysteriously disappeared or who were found dead since that time could have been spared starving to death or other slow and painful deaths.

Animal Cruelty statutes nationwide have helped raise awareness about animal cruelty and its connection to other forms of violence and abuse, and have put people behind bars for egregious acts of cruelty toward animals. Insofar as animal hoarders are concerned, many sentences rightly place conditions under which people who hoard and neglect animals are able to acquire animals in the future.

Animal hoarders start out with the best intentions, and invariably say they only want what is best for their animals; however, for Ms. Bushey to claim she has done nothing wrong when twice animals have been found ailing and living in deplorable conditions on her property speaks for itself. Keeping animals in their own filth, ill, and not providing them with adequate food, water, and veterinary care is not a right of ours â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it is a crime and should be treated as such.

Thanks for bringing much needed attention to this issue.

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CREATURE COMFORT Thank you so much for printing the article about the neglect and deaths of several horses and other animals at the home of Lauralee Bushey in Panton [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cruel and Unusual?â&#x20AC;? July 14]. This is news that so much needs to get out so people know it is happening.

An old saying is that you can tell the level of advancement of a society by the way it treats its animals.

Thank you again.

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CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM Just a note to say that, as one writer (and former reporter) to another, I thought your piece [â&#x20AC;&#x153;State of the Arts,â&#x20AC;? July 14] on us and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Joe Destructionâ&#x20AC;? was well-written, well thought-out, clear and understandable. Having worked in the press and been quoted in the press in the past, I am quite wary of ever speaking to the press. But when reporting/ reviewing like yours comes along, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fun to read. And, rest assured, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not saying this just because you gave us a fairly positive review. In fact, I emailed a link to my uncle in Boston and he read the review and said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ms. Ruth deserves a thank-you for a careful review.â&#x20AC;?

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AMERICAN SYSTEM I applaud the Supreme Court’s decision regarding detainees on Guantanamo, but I regret that international law played no role in the arguments. The Court could have asked for more clarification on Bush’s attitude towards the Geneva Conventions.

The ruling is, however, a triumph of the American system of “checks and balances.” How ironic, especially given the fact that the Administration has been checked by the very

same court that was so useful to the present resident of the White House in the Florida vote count.

James Vos BURLINGTON

MEDIA MATTERS “Pressing Questions” [“Underlines,” July 14] seems too cheery. People who distrust the press are deemed “cynical,” when they might more properly be called realistic. Similarly, I think, the trend to support Republicans at the expense of

Democrats might as accurately reflect disgust with the non-differences between the two peacefully coexisting groups, and even an acknowledgment that “At least the Republicans know how to stage a presidential coup.”

Whom among reporters are we to admire? Dan Rather, who saluted his commander Bush, or Katie Couric, a sprightly little cheerleader for the war?

Should The New York Times really be congratulated for saying it was

wrong in pumping for invading Iraq?

It apologized, of course, only after it had done the damage to the minds of the people. The crocodile-tearstained “apology” perhaps made the paper smell a little less crappy, but it did nothing to correct the damage. I had sources — left-wing, but also the BBC, the Guardian and others — that the Times had access to as well, and these sources saw the lie pretty well.

Wall Street Journal writer James Bandler is quoted: “It wasn’t a conspiracy at the Times. Reporters are taught to be skeptical, but sometimes when we deal with authority figures, we lose that skepticism.

There’s an institutional belief that when a prosecutor tells you something, it’s worth more than what you hear from a defense lawyer.”

No doubt. Self-delusion’s a wonderful thing. But by all the evidence we’re talking about the majority of reporters and editors, who owe nothing to us and everything to the prosecutors and politicians they pander to and pledge eternal allegiance to.

Don’t blame the miseducated for believing the lies they’re told. Blame the liars. Long live “cynicism,” if it leads to a search for the facts.

Jerry Weinberg BURLINGTON

BAD NEWS? I am disturbed by a story on the Patriot Act that aired on WPTZ Channel 5 and Bernie Sanders’ effort to fix a problem with it. The story starts off just fine, and then at the close Stephanie Gorin says, “Bernie Sanders pushed to change the law last week, but it didn’t go anywhere.” Somebody, please — I thought for a moment I had mistakenly put on Channel 3 news. It did go somewhere, until the Republican-controlled house changed the rules, delayed voting and strong-armed members to change their vote. This is far too important to gloss over like this.

Please, someone tell the whole story. What do I have to do to get the real news about Vermont in Vermont? It’s not in our daily paper. Clear Channel radio has DJs reading the poorly written daily-paper stories on air and presenting that as news. WPTZ covers New York and Vermont in 15 minutes of news time. WCAX, well, need I explain the problems there? I just want local news, done by local reporters that are fair and balanced. Oops, can I say that?

How about accurate and timely?

We are more intelligent than the news we are getting. HELP! Michael T. Charter JERICHO

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“It’s been our inside track

BY PETER FREYNE

AN IRREVERENT READ ON VT POLITICS

Bush Targets Vermont?

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or months, the president of the United States has been a fixture on WCAX-TV. Almost every evening, usually right before Marselis Parsons and Sera Congi, Vermont viewers have heard from George W. Bush, the leader of the free world.

You’ve seen him, too: “I’m George W. Bush and I approved this message.”

And what’s the message?

John Kerry doesn’t care about sick grandmas.

John Kerry doesn’t care about pregnant women.

John Kerry doesn’t care about our troops.

John Kerry doesn’t show up for work.

John Kerry’s a piece of shit!

This week a study by Nielsen MonitorPlus and the University of Wisconsin Advertising Project revealed the Bush-Cheney Campaign has not been advertising its upbeat, forward-thinking commercials coast-to-coast.

Nobody in the Big Apple has seen them. We in Vermont are truly blessed!

In fact, most Americans have not had the pleasure of watching Bush’s 30-second attack ads. Rather, they’ve been targeted at key markets, so-called “Battleground States,” especially Ohio and Missouri.

So why Vermont?

After all, the “battle” in the most liberal state in the nation has long been over. John Kerry and John Edwards will get Vermont’s three electoral votes. It won’t be close.

So maybe the GOP is using WCAX-TV to reach New York voters across the pond?

Hardly.

New York voters, after all, elected Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Senate. New York is in the Kerry column, too.

That leaves one explanation. The BushCheney campaign is writing big checks to WCAX-TV because they want their “message” to be seen and heard across the Connecticut River on New Hampshire television screens.

Ch. 3’s signal is picked up in at least three New Hampshire counties: Grafton, Sullivan and Coos. Marsillyiss and Sera reach 40,000 to 50,000 Granite State households.

In 2000, Bush-Cheney carried New Hampshire by 17,211 votes over GoreLieberman. Ralph Nader pulled 22,198 votes.

Had Gore carried the Granite State, folks, Vermont National Guardsmen would not be dying in Iraq, and the United States would not be viewed by long-standing allies as a violent, dangerous, isolationist superpower run amok.

Bush TV ads have also been airing on Vermont’s NBC affiliates: WPTZ-TV in Plattsburgh and WNNE-TV in White River Junction. And, of course, on WMUR-TV in Manchester, New Hampshire. All three stations are owned by the Hearst-Argyle chain.

WPTZ General Manager Paul Sands declined to tell Seven Days over the phone just how much Bush money has been dropped on his doorstep.

The amount is public record. However, one must physically visit the specific station in order to examine the political ad-buy records. Yours truly didn’t have the legs to bike to Plattsburgh on Monday, but WCAX’s Corporate HQ on Joy Drive is within our reach.

We found 15 photocopied checks that the Bush-Cheney Campaign has written to

Stuart “Red” Martin’s Vermont TV shop since March 4. The total: $350,866.65.

Nice.

Even if you deduct Red Martin’s generous personal contributions to the GOP, it’s still hefty.

According to FEC records, WCAX’s Martin contributed $2000 to the Republican National Committee on May 17 and another $2000 (the max allowed) to the Bush-Cheney Campaign on June 24.

For the last few months, Vermont viewers have been doused by the waterfall of negative Bush campaign commercials.

After about a dozen viewings, the real message of the Bush TV ad/propaganda campaign sinks in: George W. Bush is the worst president the United States of America has ever had. No president has been able to screw up so much so fast. In his ads, Mr. Bush doesn’t say one word about himself.

He can’t.

To do so would be the equivalent of a concession speech.

Instead, Bush’s message is all about the other guy, the candidate who, unlike himself, didn’t use daddy’s connections to duck Vietnam duty.

Let’s face it. When you’ve lied to the American people this much, you just can’t stop on a dime.

Only a cornered skunk would spray such a putrid shower across America’s TV screens.

But if the fur fits, you’ve got to wear it.

World Trade Shakeup — Seven Days has learned that the Douglas Administration is closing down the Vermont World Trade Office. Executive Director Brad Broadwell said that in a Friday meeting, Secretary of Commerce Kevin Dorn informed him “that my services will no longer be needed.”

The VWTO — www.vermontworldtrade. org — was created to promote Vermont products in international markets. In addition, three other employees will be losing their jobs by year’s end, said Broadwell.

The VWTO is funded by federal grants and $100,000 in state funds. Broadwell’s salary is the only one paid by the state.

Two years ago, Brad worked as a fundrais er for the Douglas campaign.

In a Seven Days interview on Tuesday, Sec. Dorn confirmed he had a meeting with Broadwell on Friday, but denied he had given him the hook.

“No, I didn’t fire Brad Broadwell,” said Dorn.

Informed that Broadwell thinks differently, Dorn replied, “I can’t talk about a personnel matter.”

The commerce secretary went on to say that he could tell us, “There’s going to be movement on international trade in the next few months.”

Pressed on whether that movement involves the dismissal of VWTO Director Broadwell, Dorn said, “There is not going to be a World Trade Office as it is right now.

The function’s going to continue in-house.”

Broadwell told Seven Days he’s been told to wrap things up and shut down the office by the end of the year.

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Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining Residents of a Washington, D.C., neighborhood, having complained to officials about the condition of a main street for years without getting any response, told The Washington Times that city road crews showed up suddenly in early June and filled in all the potholes, plus trimmed overhanging tree branches.

The street happened to be on the route of former President Ronald Reagan’s funeral procession.

Heads Up A giraffe drowned in a sinkhole that developed after a water main burst at the Louisiana Purchase

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• A 23-year-old student at England’s Bath Spa University College and two friends were forced to flee their rented two-story house after the student used a cigarette lighter to search for a shoe under his bed, and the bed caught fire.

“When we got there, flames were licking out of the top window,” Bath firefighter Rich Nichols said. “His bedroom is totally gutted, and there will be smoke damage to the rest of the property.”

• Police in Melbourne, Florida, reported that Aravis Walker, 23, and Antonio Robinson, 27, were lighting fireworks and throwing them from their car when an ember from a cigarette or one of the

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Gardens & Zoo in Monroe, Louisiana.

Zoo veterinarian Tyler Thomas explained that the 17-foot, 3000-pound giraffe was probably trying to get a drink and tumbled headfirst into the 15-foot sinkhole when it collapsed under the animal’s weight. Thomas said that he arrived to find “nothing but the ankles of the giraffe were visible.”

Incendiary Devices Police in Johnson City, New York, charged Joseph Freer, 23, with causing a fire that damaged a sporting-goods store and caused the evacuation of a shopping mall.

Police Capt. Ted Wido said that Freer, an assistant manager at the store, started the fire when he tried to kill a spider by dousing it with a flammable substance, then lighting it.

lit fireworks fell on the back seat of the car and ignited other explosives.

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Walker managed to escape after the vehicle struck a light pole but later died.

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• The archives also released a 1957 Ministry of Defense report showing that British scientists considered putting live chickens inside a nuclear weapon to make sure it fired. They believed that the body heat of the chickens inside the casing of a seven-ton plutonium land mine, code named “Blue Peacock,” would keep the warhead firing mechanism within the required temperature range. Noting that the idea is mentioned only briefly in a lengthy document, Tom O’Leary of the National Archives said there’s no indication that the idea was ever actually tested. “It’s purely a suggestion in an official document,” he explained, “that this is a possibility that was proposed.”

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’ve never used intravenous drugs or engaged in especially high-risk sexual behavior — if you don’t count the time when a state trooper rapped on my car window and told my girlfriend and me to zip up and move along.

Admittedly, though, I’ve had one or two “lapses in judgment” over the years. Then there were the three years I worked as an EMT in Austin, Texas, where I was potentially exposed to all kinds of blood-borne nastiness that can keep a person up nights wondering.

So last year, I decided to satisfy the gnawing question in my mind and got tested for HIV. At the Community Health Center in Burlington, they asked me a battery of questions about my lifestyle habits and sexual partners, swabbed the inside of my cheek and told me to call back in 10 days to schedule a follow-up visit.

For me, the waiting period wasn’t stressful.

I didn’t have much reason to suspect that my test would come back positive. Thankfully, it didn’t. But on the day of my return visit, I ended up waiting around for my results for more than two hours — enough time to start

Thirty percent of those who test positive for HIV never come back to get their results.

The reason: The anxiety of waiting for them. sweating. Noticing a slight up-tick in my heart rate, I thought, “What if I were seriously worried that I were HIV-positive? Or knew a sex partner who was? I might bolt out of here and never come back.”

It’s a problem health-care workers and AIDS activists face every day. A rapid HIV test that’s been available since 2002 can provide results on the spot. But the test isn’t widely available in Vermont, and some local AIDS activists want to know why.

According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), as many as 280,000 people in the United States are infected with the HIV virus but don’t know it.

Moreover, 31 percent of those who test positive for HIV never come back for their results.

The reason: The anxiety of waiting for them is just too much for some people to handle.

But in November 2002, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new, fast HIV blood test that can provide accurate results in as little as 20 minutes. The OraQuick Rapid HIV test uses a finger-prick of blood to screen for HIV antibodies. Since its development, responses to the test have been overwhelmingly encouraging. In 2003, the CDC distributed a half-million test kits to health departments and community organizations across the country and trained nearly 500 people to use them. Today, the OraQuick is offered in a variety of non-clinical settings, from teen clinics and homeless shelters to gay bars and strip clubs.

In March, the FDA approved an oral version of the test. Clinical studies by the manufacturer showed the OraQuick oral-fluid test correctly identifying 99.3 percent of those who were infected with HIV-1, and 99.9 percent of people who were not infected. The new oral test cannot screen for HIV-2 antibodies, but it’s easy to use and provides results as quickly as the finger-prick method.

However, the rapid HIV tests are only available at select sites in Vermont, and the health department has no plans to begin wider distribution. And that troubles some AIDS activists. Ric Kasini Kadour of Shoreham is one of them. “There’s this new piece of technology that can dramatically impact the role of testing and the relationship gay men have to testing, and the Department of Health has chosen to largely ignore it,” he says. “And the reasons for ignoring it really don’t pan out.”

Kadour explains that, for gay men, the oneto three-week waiting period is an enormous deterrent to taking the test. “During those three weeks you confront the fact that you might be HIV-positive. And this is different for straight people,” he says. “HIV plays out differently in straight culture than it does in gay culture, and it’s much more of a reality for gay men than the majority of straight people.”

Susanna Weller is acting director of the Vermont health department’s HIV/AIDS program. She says the DOH recently evaluated the rapid HIV test on a number of factors, including its accuracy, complexity of use and cost. The department recommended against the tests’ general use, at least for the timebeing, Weller says.

“We do think it’s important for people to get tested and get their status.” Weller states.

But she notes that Vermont does far better than the national average in terms of patients returning for their test results. Last year, she says, 83 percent of Vermonters who were tested came back for their results, including 90 percent of those who were HIV-positive. In 2002, the numbers were even higher.

Deborah Kutzko is a family nurse practitioner and coordinator of Fletcher Allen’s Comprehensive Care Clinic, one of the few places in Vermont that uses the rapid HIV test. She raises another consideration: concerns over false positives. Although the rapid test has a high degree of accuracy, she says it’s still a “screening” test. As a result, a small percentage of people will falsely test positive, which must be confirmed by the traditional — and more time-consuming — blood test.

“The problem with people who are very freaked [about their HIV status] is that this test has a certain amount of false positives,” Kutzko says. “You can imagine that if you were very, very anxious about it and I gave you a positive test result that I wasn’t sure was positive, that could be worse than waiting 10 days.”

But Kadour is unconvinced. He calls the cost issue “a smokescreen” because the new, rapid HIV tests run about $10 to $12, but save the state money in the long run because they don’t require costly lab work. More importantly, he thinks the health department is misinformed about the false-positive issue.

“When I spoke to the FDA and representatives from the CDC, they all fell out of their chairs when they heard that,” he says. “The reality is, for the population at large, the falsepositive rate is not that different from the other tests that are out there.”

Either way, waiting to find out if you have a life-threatening disease is no picnic. Even when you think there’s nothing to worry about.

For more information on the 43 sites in Vermont that provide free HIV/AIDS testing, call 1-800882-AIDS or visit www.healthyvermonters.info.

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he Independence Day celebration drew hordes of people to downtown Burlington — the appeal of fireworks never grows old. I took a couple of hours off from driving to partake in the festivities with my fellow citizens. It was fun to hear the sounds, to see the lights, to “ooh and aah” in unison.

After the post-fireworks traffic gridlock had abated, I moseyed back to my cab, flicked on the taxi light and returned to the fray. The remainder of the night went smoothly: streams of business and little rancor. Everyone I drove seemed in jolly spirits, and why not? We’re all Americans and it was our birthday.

As the night wound down, I was hailed by two trim women, one with shoulder-length, streaked blonde locks, the other a brunette with a pixie haircut. The blonde woman wore one of those tubular neon necklaces that have become synonymous, for some reason, with 4th of July celebrations.

The guys had just hit the lottery; these were two attractive and vivacious women.

They were giggling as they climbed into the back and asked to go to the new condo apartments near the Lime Kiln Bridge in South Burlington.

“You know what?” I said as we ascended the Main Street hill. “During the Great Flood of 1927, every single bridge on the Winooski River was washed away except for the Lime Kiln Bridge. That’s ’cause it’s so high above the water.”

The blonde woman managed to stop giggling for a second, looked up and said, “Fascinating.” Then she immediately resumed talking with her friend. I’m a fount, all right, I thought to myself. “Fascinating Customers Since 1980” should be the tagline on the side of my door. The woman then said, “OK, Jennifer, let’s go ahead and do it. But, like, how scandalous are we?”

“Ya only live once,” Jennifer replied, scooting forward in her seat. “Mr. Cabbie,” she said, “could you swing back to Church Street? I guess about the corner of Maple would be a good place to start. We’re trying to find two cute guys we were just talking to.”

“You sure about this?” I asked skeptically.

This had “wild goose chase” written all over it.

“Oh, we’re sure,” Jennifer replied. “C’mon — go, go, go. They were walking down lower Church when we left them.”

I took the right at Willard, and then another quick right onto Maple. We came down the hill up to the intersection with Church and, sure enough, two men were in the crosswalk.

“Omigod!” the blonde yelped, barely able to contain herself. “That’s them, that’s them!”

I pulled to the curb, lightly tapped the horn and beckoned to them from my window. They were handsome men, I had to admit, both tall with dark hair and chiseled features. They looked Latin or maybe Arab — something interesting, in any event. One of them made a brushing-away motion with his hand, thinking I was trying to solicit a taxi fare.

“No, man,” I called out. “C’mere. I got two women in this cab who are interested in you guys.”

They looked at each other for a moment, as the import of what I had just said sunk in.

Here’s where one difference between men and women reveals itself: They couldn’t get into the cab fast enough. For men — if I may speak for my less evolved sex — this is a nobrainer. One hopped in the back with the girls, the other took the shotgun seat.

“Hey, we know you!” the guy in the back said as he settled in. He did in fact have a Middle Eastern accent of some kind. “We were just talking to you in front of Manhattan Pizza.”

“Well, boys,” Jennifer replied, adopting the tone of a schoolmarm, a hilarious choice given the indecorous circumstances. “We’ve decided to continue the evening, if you would accompany us back to our apartment.”

For a moment there was a stunned silence in the vehicle. The guys had just hit the lottery; these were two attractive and vivacious women. The smile on my seatmate’s face extended from ear to ear. “Ladies,” he said, “we would like nothing better.”

“What’s-a matter with your friend in the back here?” the blonde woman asked. “He seems a little freaked out.”

I glanced at the rear-view mirror and, indeed, the guy did appear anxious.

“Ahmed,” he said to his friend in the front seat. “You know — we have our plans. We must get going tomorrow morning by 6.”

Jennifer made a couple of tsking sounds.

“That’s too, too bad, boys. I really think we could have had some fun.”

We were still sitting at the corner of Maple and Church. My seatmate looked stricken. “Pssst, Ahmed,” I whispered to him.

“Tell this to your clueless wingman in the back: ‘Our plans have changed.’”

The smile returned to Ahmed’s face.

“Mousad,” he said, pivoting in his seat.

“Guess what, my friend? Our plans have changed.”

Mousad leaned forward in this seat and said, “But Ahmed, what about…”

“My friend,” Ahmed cut him off, lifting one finger, “there are no ‘buts.’ Listen to me: Our plans have changed.”

With that, Mousad finally came to his senses and relaxed back into his seat next to his brand-new friends. “OK,” he said with a laugh. “I suppose you have made your point.”

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Dear Cecil, I had skin surgery recently and was told to apply Mercurochrome to aid in scarless healing. The product, once widely available, is sold by only one vendor in Boise, and I’m told they manufacture their own. Another pharmacist told me they were not allowed to handle or sell it. What happened to this antiseptic that I grew up with?

— David Young Boise, Idaho You’re dating yourself, pops. Few under age 30 have ever heard of this stuff. In 1998, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration declared that Mercurochrome, generically known as merbromin, was “not generally recognized as safe and effective” as an over-the-counter antiseptic and forbade its sale across state lines. A few traditionalists complained: Whaddya mean, not generally recognized as safe? Moms have been daubing it on their kids’ owies since the Harding administration! But the more reasonable reaction was: It’s about time.

For many years the FDA, faced with the task of regulating thousands of pharmaceuticals and food additives, many of which long predated federal oversight, has maintained the so-called GRAS (generally recognized etc.) list, originally compiled as a way of grandfathering in products like Mercurochrome that had been around for ages and hadn’t hurt or killed a noticeable number of people. Recognizing that from a scientific standpoint such a standard leaves a lot to be desired, the FDA has been whittling away at the unexamined products on the GRAS list over time.

Mercurochrome and other drugs containing mercury came up for scrutiny as part of a general review of over-thecounter antiseptics that began in 1978, and for good reason — mercury in large enough doses is a poison that harms the brain, the kidneys and developing fetuses. While no one’s offered evidence of mass Mercurochrome poisoning, the medical literature contains scattered reports of mercury toxicity due to use of the antiseptic, and these days the burden of proof is on drug manufacturers to show that their products’ benefits outweigh the risks. In the case of Mercuro-

chrome and many other mercury-containing compounds, that had never been done.

The FDA initially proposed clipping Mercurochrome’s GRAS status in 1982 and asked for comment. Hearing little, the FDA classified the antiseptic as a “new drug,” meaning that anyone proposing to sell it nationwide had to submit it to the same rigorous approval process required of a drug invented last month. (This took place in 1998 — nobody’s going to accuse the FDA of rushing to judgment.)

It’s not out of the question that a pharmaceutical company will do so someday — published research on Mercurochrome, though hardly abundant, suggests the stuff is reasonably effective. However, the approval process is time-consuming and expensive and any patent protection Mercurochrome might once have had surely expired long ago. For the foreseeable future those yearning for that delicious Mercurochrome sting will have to look somewhere else.

Other notes from the mercury wars, as long as we’re on the subject: • Already illegal in some states and municipalities, mercury fever thermometers appear to be headed for history’s dustbin. The U.S. Senate approved a federally mandated phase-out in 2002, although the bill didn’t make it through the House. Even in jurisdictions where mercury thermometers are still legal, many drugstores are dropping them in favor of the digital electronic type, which are unarguably safer — although you don’t get to play with those cool quicksilver globules when they break.

• Despite two decades of controversy and threatened legislative bans, amalgam (“silver”) tooth fillings, which are half mercury, are still a mainstay of dentistry. Although some health activists claim the mercury leaches out of the fillings and into the body, the FDA in a 2002 statement reaffirmed the mainstream view, to wit: “No valid scientific evidence has shown that amalgams cause harm to patients with dental restorations, except in the rare case of allergy.”

• Thimerosal, a mercury-containing preservative in vaccines, is suspected of causing autism and other neurological disorders in children. A recent review by a panel of prominent scientists found no evidence for the much-publicized autism link; nonetheless thimerosal is no longer used in most vaccines, flu shots being the chief exception.

• More than 30 years after the alarm was first raised, mercury accumulation in fish remains the chief source of exposure to the toxic metal in the U.S. The FDA advises that pregnant women, women who may become pregnant, nursing mothers, and young children avoid shark, swordfish, king mackerel, and tilefish entirely and limit consumption of albacore tuna (canned “white” tuna and tuna steaks) to 6 ounces (one meal) per week; canned light tuna, shrimp, salmon, pollock and catfish are said to be OK for up to 12 ounces per week. Some say even these guidelines, particularly the one for albacore, are too permissive. I’m not one to encourage the paranoids, but when you look at some of the brain-damaged decisions that get made in this country, often you can’t help but think somebody’s mom ate too much fish.

CECIL ADAMS

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f all the places to swim in northern Vermont, it seemed like a questionable one: The waters of Lake Champlain lapped the beach in lazy, sluggish brown-flecked licks. A few hundred yards to the north, somebody was pumping something out of the Pine Street Canal Superfund Site, not far from the wastewater plant. To the south was Blanchard Beach, closed permanently because of fecal pollution.

Yet there they waded, oblivious — a man, woman and child. Pedaling by on the Burlington Bike Path, I thought about directing the family to North Beach, or over to Oakledge, where the water seemed a bit less disgusting. But I kept my mouth shut and, instead, conducted a bit of due diligence on the doo in the lake.

When E. coli is in the water, other nasty microorganisms might be lurking there, too; these can cause troubles, from cramps and diarrhea to giardiasis and crypotosporidiosis, none of which are exactly compatible with a day at the beach.

Luckily for our intestines, the state of Vermont does have standardized, acceptable limits of E. coli contamination: no more than 77 organisms per 100 milliliters of water. If there are too many of the little guys in a sample, beach officials post signs in the sand, as well as advisories online. With the exception of an 83 at Leddy Beach South on July 8, and an ongoing advisory for inner Malletts Bay in Colchester, bacteria counts have been low at most Burlington-area beaches

“Falls of Lana is enough of a hike uphill that it’s kind of got a bozo filter on it.”

PANCHO DOLL, AUTHOR OF DAY TRIPS WITH A SPLASH As it turned out, there was probably nothing wrong with the lake at this small strip of unclaimed beach just north of the Lakeside neighborhood.

Steve Roy at Burlington Public Works explained that it likely was just water being pumped from the canal. Still, says Sharon Mallory, public health environmental specialist with the Vermont Department of Health, “It’s probably best for people to swim at designated areas that are being tested.”

Vermont has no statewide regulations on testing swimming waters, which means it’s up to communities to do their own monitoring, and to the public to decide where they want to dip. In Burlington, the Department of Parks and Recreation collects water samples at its beaches — North, Leddy and Oakledge — twice a week, and hands them over to the Department of Public Works to test for Escherichia coli, a bacteria that comes from poop — dogs’, farm animals’ and peoples’.

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“The only time we ever have problems with water quality here is if we have a prolonged period of dry weather followed by a very hard rain event,” says Wayne Gross, director of Burlington Parks and Rec. “The waste, pretty much from animals, that is built up in the watershed over the period of time, if that all washed down into these drainages that feed the beach areas, usually for a day or two after an event like that you’ll get higher readings.”

Gross also points out that the lake’s a lot cleaner than it used to be. When Mark Spitz was scooping up medals in Munich, inspiring thousands of wouldbe swimmers, Lake Champlain might not have been the choice for doing laps. But chances are that this summer, after watching Michael Phelps and Natalie Coughlin go for swimming gold in Athens, more folks will go jump in the lake for a workout.

Thanks to water’s anti-gravitational properties, swimming is one of the most injury-free sports — second, perhaps, only to table tennis. It’s safe for just about anyone, provided they learn the proper techniques. That said, water-based exercise is about much more than splashing around to the Mamma Mia soundtrack.

“Swimming has great cardiovascular and muscular endurance benefits and helps increase flexibility and is great for the abdominal muscles and the back,” says Charlotte Brynn, head swim coach at the Swimming Hole, a community pool in Stowe. “A lot of people think swimming’s about the arms and the legs, but so much of it comes from the core. And by changing the strokes around, you’re cross-training your body in the water; the breaststroke works the upper back, or trapezius, while the butterfly’s body motion is really good for the abdominal and gluteal muscles.”

Swimming works almost all the major muscle groups, improves posture and lowers resting heart rates. Because water is 12 times more resistant than air, simple movements become complex body-boosters while swimming. Even if you’re just treading water, you’re working your rear end, your hamstrings and your hip abductors and adductors.

“Anytime you’re in deep water and not touching the bottom,” says Brynn, “your trunk muscles kick in to keep you upright.”

This is good news for anyone who’s ever spent time in a swimming hole, nearly 100 of which are named throughout the mountains and valleys of Vermont. Many more are kept secret by the locals. Among the northern favorites are the mossy, shady, deep Bingham Falls, near Stowe; the clear, cave-pocked Bristol Falls; and Bolton’s Potholes, a terraced, cliff-jumping playground carved from ancient glaciers.

“You guys have great rock in Vermont,” says California-based swimming-hole sleuth Pancho Doll, author of the Day Trips With a Splash guide-

book series. “And it’s rock that makes a great swimming hole, because you’ve got to have containers.”

Laid off by The Los Angeles Times, Doll began searching for natural pools in the Sierras, and got hooked. “It’s the spirit of discovery,” he says. “Each swimming hole sneaks up on you; it’s a surprise, and no one is the same.”

And though Doll has scoured the country for ideal oases with clean water and few crowds, a few Green Mountain marvels, such as the sunny, flume-filled Falls of Lana in Salisbury, easily come to mind. “Falls of Lana is enough of a hike uphill that it’s kind of got a bozo filter on it,” he says. “If it’s more than 250 calories to get there, that cuts down on the beer-cooler brigade.”

Another bozo filter is the Vermont River Conservancy, which works to protect some of the state’s best swimming holes. Through property acquisitions, the group has ensured that Reading’s Twenty-Foot Hole, Lower Clarendon Gorge and Ludlow’s Buttermilk Falls remain hot-weather destinations for members of the public lucky enough to know where they are.

“There’s a long history of Vermonters swimming in swimming holes, but these places require a gentle treatment,” says Meyers, who waxes poetic on the spiritual and physical benefits of cooling off in a hidden swimming hole. We learn about the interconnectedness of nature, and the importance of wild places, he explains.

“It’s so different to swim in this clean, natural setting, with the water rushing over the rocks. You’re in a timeless environment, and there’s nothing like it.” m To learn more about Burlington beaches and testing results, visit www.enjoybur lington.com. For more info on the VRC, visit www.vermontriverconservancy.org, and for a copy of Day Trips With a Splash: Northeastern Swimming Holes, visit www.running-water.com.

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But, like a pebble in the shoe of the mind, we sense a lingering, uncomfortable awareness of the violent, unstable world and its direct connection to Vermont.

That connection is only enhanced when we see L. Paul Bremer choosing Chester, Vermont, as the one spot on Earth he wants to call home. The Bush administration’s former top administrator of the Iraq occupation now sits on a Vermont front porch and watches the world go by.

But a much stronger connection was in the news last week as 1300 members of the Vermont National Guard were getting their wills in order and preparing family and friends for the worst.

Also last week, Gov. Douglas held his first press conference in a couple weeks. What a coincidence.

There was a little catching up to do.

In the interim, the Senate Intelligence Committee had released a bipartisan report explaining how the Bush administration managed to lead our country to war based on lies and falsehoods that passed for fact.

Here we go again, eh?

If our War in Vietnam has one lesson, it is that “supporting the troops” means a hell of a lot more than attaching bumper stickers or magnetic yellow ribbons to one’s gas guzzler. The bull’s-eye lesson from Vietnam is that “supporting the troops,” each and every one of them, means standing up against leaders who would have them crippled, maimed and killed in the name of their lies.

Presidents both Democratic and Republican told us back then that the Vietnamese communists in their black pajamas were a serious threat to the world’s greatest superpower. If we didn’t stop them in the rice paddies of Southeast Asia, our presidents argued, we’d soon be stopping them on the beaches of California.

Unfortunately, it took more than 58,000 American deaths and millions of Vietnamese deaths to fully expose the Big Lie. In the end it was the voice of Vietnam veterans like John Kerry that won out.

Just like Vietnam, the dirty secret is that our brave countrymen and women in Iraq are not protecting the safety and security of the United States. If anything, the Bush-Cheney administration’s priapic Iraq invasion has lit the fuse on a 21st-century powderkeg of clashing civilizations, cultures and religions.

As Vice-President Cheney might put it, “Folks, this is one big fucking mess!”

In Iraq today, the American death toll is approaching 1000.

More than 5000 have been wounded. But, unlike with Vietnam, we don’t have to wait another eight

years for a Daniel Ellsberg to leak the Pentagon Papers to The New York Times. The Big Lie about Iraq is already officially published and exposed. It’s available online at www.intelligence.senate.gov.

Vermont has, as usual, made its voice heard. Our entire congressional delegation saw through the Big Bush Lie and stood against it. Sens.

Patrick Leahy and Jim Jeffords and Rep. Bernie Sanders proved they are among the best friends our troops have on Capitol Hill.

To find the highest elected Vermont official who supported the Bush-Cheney war, one must turn to our first-term Republican Gov. Jim Douglas.

Gov. Scissorhands tends not to mention the president’s name unless forced to respond to a question.

However, he has marched in lockstep with Mr. Bush on the justification and need to march America to war.

Asked if he would now concede he was wrong when he repeated the presidential lies, Douglas got his back up.

“I reject the notion that I lied to you,” said the Guv. “The president was also, in my view, exonerated by this report in that there was no suggestion that he said anything untrue to the best of his knowledge, or intentionally misled the American people.”

Douglas conveniently ignored the fact that Part II of the Senate Intelligence Committee report is focusing on that very subject. But Part II isn’t going to be completed until after the November election.

By then, Jim Douglas will have a much clearer picture of what he’ll be doing next year. And so will George W. Bush.

Circ Update — The battle was won in federal court by the environmentalists, but the war over the Circumferential Highway continues.

Attorney Brian Dunkiel has written the state to seek information on what he suggests is an attempt to illegally spend federal highway money on what was deemed to be an illegal project. Dunkiel also wonders why the state hasn’t shown any desire to work with the environmentalists in developing a new, legally acceptable Environmental Impact Statement.

“It’s a unique situation,” Dunkiel told Seven Days, “because of the years of the state ignoring the law and the concerns of the environmental community.”

Vermont’s Princess of Roads, Transportation Sec. Patricia McDonald, scoffs at Dunkiel’s charges. She said the judge’s order is not retroactive and insisted that spending on already completed Circ construction and property acquisition is totally legit.

McDonald also told Seven Days she disagrees with the suggestion that “project opponents are entitled to participate in the selection of a new environmental consultant.”

Nice to see everyone’s learned from the past and is finally getting along, eh?

Freeps News — Reporter Steve Kiernan is departing in midAugust. The Middlebury grad is off to write a book for St. Martin’s Press about the new way of dying in America. Thirty years ago we died fast — heart attacks and strokes.

Today we die slow.

SEVEN DAYS Incidentally, we suggested Steve donate a small portion of his book contract proceeds to Freeps Publisher Jim Carey so Carey can finally buy a light to shine on the paper’s American flag at night.

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John Kerry almost has too much hair. We’ve heard of $150 haircuts.

What, do they charge by the strand?

Can’t do that in Burlington. In fact, there’s been a recent major development on the local men’s hair scene.

Three of Vermont’s best scissorhands, not to be confused with “stylists” or “beauticians,” have bolted from Ron Corey’s lower College Street shop and set up their own men’s barber shop around the corner at 72 Main Street.

After 15 year’s at Ron’s, Teri Sheehan told Seven Days it was time for a change. Susan Bowles and Tsering Yanki went with her. The best of the best. They know how to take sharp objects to guys’ heads.

As Teri put it, “Everybody’s head is different.”

John Kerry, for example, is a candidate for hair “reduction,” she said.

Maybe he could give the leftovers to Pat Leahy or Bernie Sanders or Peter Clavelle? A little cut and paste.

Barber Sheehan thinks American presidents should be “required” to have hair on their heads.

We didn’t ask about chests or other locations.

P.S. Unfortunately, Verizon screwed up big-time and failed to list Main Street Barbers number in the brand-new Verizon phone book. It’s 863-5100.

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It made us wonder if we had any potential “girlie men” in Vermont politics. Republican U.S. Senate candidate Jack McMullen comes to mind first.

McMullen issued a press release over the weekend announcing he had attended a Little League baseball game and gave candy to children.

“McMullen had a wonderful chance to mingle with the community,” read the release. “Handing out hot dogs and bubble gum to the kids at the concession stand, McMullen commented, ‘This is definitely the best part of campaigning.’”

Doesn’t Jack know those kids aren’t old enough to vote?

As Marselis Parsons put it when he skeptically questioned Sen. Leahy on Sunday’s “You Can Quote Me,” “If it’s a major race, don’t you think the Republicans would have found a better candidate than Jack McMullen?”

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here Michael Moore’s blockbuster documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 offers glimpses of the war that American viewers did not see on television, the overshadowed but illuminating Control Room offers glimpses of what the other side — the Arab world — is seeing. It is a significant work that addresses the issue of objectivity in electronic journalism.

And it couldn’t have come at a better time. With the Western and Arab worlds increasingly at odds, this film provides a sliver of hope for finding common ground. Directed by the Cairo-born, U.S.-based filmmaker Jehane Noujaim, the movie goes behind the scenes at the infamous Arab news network Al Jazeera.

The White House is fond of referring to the independently owned broadcast outlet as “the mouthpiece of Osama bin Laden.”

The documentary covers the period leading up to the invasion of Iraq and extending through the fall of Baghdad, and shows the experience primarily from the point of view of station staff. Over the course of the film, an American viewer is likely to make a number of surprising discoveries. One of them is that these are some of the most articulate, philosophical, well-educated and likable people you’re ever likely to run across in a TV newsroom.

Samir Khader is a chain-smoking producer with a comb-over who speaks perfect English. He could be a character out of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” or Broadcast News if he didn’t also work for the most contro-

Hassan Ibrahim is one of Al Jazeera’s top reporters. He’s a big bear of a fellow who once worked for the BBC. From Al Jazeera’s studios in Qatar, he has a unique perspective on the cataclysm wreaked on the Iraqi people by the U.S. and British-led coalition. In a series of riveting oneon-one exchanges with Marine press spokesman Josh Rushing, Ibrahim gamely tries to talk some sense into the young lieutenant.

In a characteristic scene, we see Ibrahim’s reaction to President Bush’s

“I call this true journalism, the only true journalism in the world.”

SAMIR KHADER, AL JAZEERA NETWORK

versial news network in the world.

Unlike Moore, director Noujaim does not appear in her film or speak in voice-over. She lets her subjects make the picture’s points, and Khader expresses a number of them with impressive eloquence and candor.

“There should be truly free debate,” he asserts in response to charges that the station is airing antiAmerican propaganda by showing images of civilian casualties.

“Everything should be dealt with with openness.”

The broadcaster appears resigned but is adamant when Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld goes on American television and accuses the Iraqis of staging civilian deaths, even suggesting that children were being taken from their homes to be filmed at legitimate military targets as props.

“We want to show the human cost of war,” Khader says. “We’re not like Rumsfeld, who says he cares about Iraqis. We care about them. We are Arabs like them. We are Muslims like them. Rumsfeld calls this incitement?

I call this true journalism, the only true journalism in the world.”

televised outrage after U.S. POWs are interviewed on Al Jazeera, along with his accompanying claim that the Arab broadcast violated the Geneva Convention. “What about bombing a city without authorization from the United Nations?” the reporter says incredulously. “What about Guantanamo Bay? Now suddenly there’s a Geneva Convention?”

This was before U.S. abuses at Abu Ghraib came to light. And before the revelation that intelligence concerning WMDs had been “sexed up” or concocted outright. Yet Ibrahim seems to see the whole thing coming. “When did Saddam threaten you with WMDs?” he challenges Rushing in another scene. “People feel you are just inventing a reason for invading and taking their country so you can take control of their oil.”

In a succession of press conferences held during the war, Rumsfeld accuses the network of lying and of aiding the enemy. On April 8, 2003, after one such attack on Al Jazeera’s impartiality, the U.S. drops missiles on the network’s Baghdad headquarters, killing one of its reporters.

Central Command spokesmen try to

spin the incident, but Khader points out that his company had provided the U.S. with coordinates for all of its bureaus before the invasion, and that two other media outlets were attacked on the same day. “That was a crime that should be avenged,” Khader reflects with emotion, “— at least investigated.” The Bush administration has never done so.

On the day coalition tanks rolled into Baghdad, the official military press briefing failed to mention the occurrence. Instead, spokesmen offered an account of the Jessica Lynch rescue — which was subsequently discredited. “It seems like there’s an effort to manage the news in an unmanageable situation,” CNN correspondent Tom Mintier observed at the time. “They buried the lead.

They’re very good at it.”

Media shows were another thing Bush & Co. were good at — at least as long as the TV coverage you watched was American. Those scenes of soldiers being greeted with flowers, and an Iraqi crowd toppling the statue of Saddam? Both were as fake as that Thanksgiving turkey the president was holding in a photograph taken during his surprise visit to Baghdad. Arab viewers, meanwhile, watched what was really happening, knowing the rest of the world was being fed lies and staged events.

Referring to the April 9 statue toppling, Khader points out in Control Room that there was no crowd. For whatever reason, American cameras chose not to show the empty public square. And the small band of young men who attacked the statue? “These were not Iraqis. I grew up here,” Khader insists. “These were not Iraqi accents.

It was a very clever stunt. You forget the civilian deaths and only remember the statue.”

The White House may have drummed up media support on the home front, but it badly miscalculated reactions in the rest of the world.

Launched in 1996, Al Jazeera was

originally banned by some Middle Eastern governments for being critical of their regimes. As a result of its fierce independence and commitment to openness, it has become the most trusted news network in the Arab world. Al Jazeera broadcasts the war to more than 40 million Arab viewers. If the United States wanted to get on the Muslim world’s good side, it went about it in an awfully strange way.

Reflecting upon the missile attack on his station, the U.S. military’s distortion and spin, and the scores of innocent lives lost, an Al Jazeera translator offers a prescient assessment of the legacy Bush policy has left in the region: “They radicalize people more and more. Soon there’ll be no more room for people like me who speak softly. People will begin to take things into their own hands.”

Sound like anything you’ve seen on the news every night for the past year or so?

Here’s that sliver of hope: In contrast to everything we’ve been told, the people who run Al Jazeera turn out to be decent and level-headed.

Their hopes, dreams and ideals don’t seem all that different from those of most Americans. Some even seem to understand that what the American government does and what the American people feel can be two different things. And, amazingly, some of them still trust that the American people will intervene.

“The United States is going to stop the United States,” asserts Ibrahim in one of his final debates with Lt. Rushing. “I have absolute confidence in the U.S. Constitution and the U.S. people.”

Ibrahim will be watching the results come in on election night. So will Rushing, though for the first time in 14 years he won’t be doing it from a military base. The Pentagon has ordered him not to comment on Control Room. As a result, he’s leaving the Marines. m

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young woman, bundled in a blanket and with a towel wrapped around her head, sleeps on a couch in a cramped room. She stirs to give her limbs a catlike stretch and, sitting upright with a start, takes in her surSTORY roundings. We can tell by the look on her ERIK face that it’s not her place. We also get a very ESCKILSEN strong sense that the circumstances by which she came to sleep there are foggy.

IMAGE That matter is cleared up soon enough: ANDY Ben, the guy who lives there, fished her, DUBACK Tracy, out of the ocean, presumably rescuing her from suicide. (She claims she had merely Seascape With been “dancing” in the sea.) Why Tracy Sharks and Dancer, remains — and why neither she nor Ben are produced by Vermont Theatre willing to let one another go — are questions that propel the Vermont Theatre Ensemble, directed by Ensemble’s current production of Seascape Michael Jordan With Sharks and Dancer, written by playEvans, Alumni wright Don Nigro.

Auditorium, Moviegoers of a certain generation may Champlain College, remember that James Stewart’s character in Burlington.

July 21-25, Alfred Hitchcock’s 1958 film Vertigo nearly 28-31, 8 p.m. lost his mind after rescuing a comely Kim Novak from San Francisco Bay. The rewards for impromptu lifeguard bravery improved

greatly for Tom Hanks some years later when, in the unflinchingly silly 1984 film Splash, his character becomes the terrestrial caretaker of a mermaid with borderline nymphomania, played by Daryl Hannah.

In the grand tradition of serious theater, Ben’s reward for saving Tracy’s life in Seascape is more complicated, more nuanced. He suffers neither the mental breakdown of Stewart’s character nor enjoys Hanks’ character’s incredibly good luck.

Instead, he gets an earful of ingratitude, insults and accusations. What Ben gives Tracy in return is a cup of hot chocolate, a ham sandwich and an invitation to stay.

Most real-life relationships take a little time to descend into dysfunction. This one does a swan dive at the top of Act 1, Scene 1.

Right away, we know this couple is headed for trouble, and the source of the friction is Tracy, played by Rachel Dorfman. Nigro has created a captivating character here, a woman whose lifetime of abuse and rejection has crystallized into such searing selfloathing that she has only contempt for any man who would not have taken advantage

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HONEY GARDENS THE NEW CROP OF HONEY IS IN! of her in her vulnerable, naked state. But this is all subtext; that is, what Tracy says to Ben clearly masks the painful truth of what she’s feeling.

On the surface, Nigro has presented a woman who, rather than expressing gratitude to the man who appears to have saved her life, becomes more demanding the more he caters to her. In brief glimpses into Tracy’s past, we come to understand that her childhood taught her some hard lessons — chief among them, not to get too attached to people. This seems to be her motivation for slamming Ben at every opportunity.

In playing Tracy, Dorfman makes some strong choices, though not all of them strengthen her overall performance. To say she is feisty is like saying a jellyfish has a funny texture. Keeping her voice at a moderate volume, she snaps at Ben like a soggy beach towel, nipping in the bud any gesture of kindness. The speed and iciness of Tracy’s responses suggest the deep conditioning — and deep, deep wounds — from which her testiness derives. To her credit, Dorfman occasionally manages to play this über-bitchiness to comic effect. As she ignores one oppor-

be about relationships, not just sex, and Pepe doesn’t fully mine that side of the dynamic. He’s a convincing librarian who, in his free time, is writing the Great American Novel (or not). That he keeps the manuscript in the refrigerator, hidden from burglars and safe from fire, lends a quirky dash to his character. Pepe moves well on stage and delivers lines with easy, naturalistic style.

Perhaps because Tracy’s past has been more dramatic than Ben’s, Dorfman’s issues echo loudly in her lines. What does not come across as clearly in Pepe’s turn is why Ben is drawn to Tracy — and holds on more tightly the harder she pushes him away. One might expect a cloistered librarian pecking away at an old typewriter in a ratty beachside cottage to welcome a little company. But that universal human need for connection doesn’t bubble to the surface often enough in Pepe’s performance.

While the method to the madness is not always apparent in this play, a crackling dramatic tension is palpable and inescapable at every moment. Director Michael Jordan Evans has demonstrated skill at getting his players to maintain a brisk pace. As with his

One cannot overestimate the challenge that the play itself presents: Two characters.

Two acts. One room. Add emotional and psychological baggage and stir. tunity after another to show a little humanity toward Ben, one wonders just how far she can go in this mode.

Over the length of the play, the effect becomes a bit exhausting, and this is where Dorfman loses steam despite all she gives off. To anticipate that these odd strangers will become an odd couple — and that sense pervades the play from the outset, so this disclosure gives away no plot secrets — one might expect to see more of the wounded individual behind the tough shell than Dorfman reveals.

In fairness to the actor, Nigro has drawn her character in such a way that she rarely opens herself up to Ben. In fact, most of the important background information Tracy and Ben share with one another comes across in quasi-fictional stories that Tracy insists they tell. Still, while Dorfman’s eyes dart off to the side, avoiding direct contact with Ben or the audience, we hunger for a look that might suggest some of her emotional ice is melting.

As Ben, John Carlos Pepe also assumes a formidable challenge.

Why would anyone put up with such ill treatment? When Tracy joins him in his bed, we begin to understand. But this play seems to

staging of David Mamet’s American Buffalo earlier this season, he wrings maximum drama from Nigro’s rapid-fire dialogue and from deft blocking that keeps his actors in close physical contact. In both American Buffalo and Seascape, the result is almost relentless conflict.

In this production, that ends up being the play’s greatest achievement but, occasionally, its chief liability as well. Were Dorfman’s Tracy to take a breath from time to time and reveal a more profound glimpse of vulnerability, and were Pepe’s Ben to show a bit more backbone, one might see more convincingly what connects these two individuals.

This production of Seascape With Sharks and Dancer lacks the emotional ebb and flow one might expect from a story of two complete strangers falling in love, but the dance they do in Ben’s hovel never fails to compel interest. One cannot overestimate the challenge that the play itself presents: Two characters. Two acts.

One room. Add emotional and psychological baggage and stir.

As the title suggests, these are dangerous waters in which to swim, and this director and cast deserve credit for venturing into the deep end. 쩾

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he vampires gather in Burlington every Friday night at 8:30, April through September. One by one, they slink toward the white marble steps on the park side of City Hall. There they meet their supernatural brethren: werewolves, mages, mummies and changelings.

They disperse at 9 to prowl the streets, from Main to Pearl, South Union to the Waterfront. The creatures stalk prey, plot to overthrow the government, and fight to the death. At least, they imagine they do.

These denizens of the darkness are actually ordinary men and women, most of them under 30. They’re playing a game called Mind’s Eye Theater, a Live Action Role Play game, or LARP. It’s like the fantasy board game Dungeons and Dragons, except the board is Burlington. And instead of using tokens to represent their characters, players act the parts themselves.

For a few hours a week, they can create an alter ego and live — or pretend to live — in a parallel universe, one that is more exciting, and more dangerous, than our own.

To understand how and why LARPers spend Friday nights playing make-believe, I decided to join them

for a game. I’ll admit that I approached this endeavor with a slight condescension. After all, fantasy role-playing is a goofy, hopelessly nerdy hobby. Whether it is nerdier than learning Klingon or writing Harry Potter fanfiction, I can’t say, but it’s clearly worse than memorizing all the three-letter words to play in a Scrabble tournament. At least you can win money playing Scrabble. So, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed the game, and by the unexpected fondness — and, yes, respect — I developed for my new LARPing friends.

To prepare for my adventure, I contacted the Storytellers — the group of volunteers who organize and referee the games. I found them through their website, www.madguild.org. Storytellers don’t write the stories — White Wolf Gaming Company sells the rule books and the broad plot outlines — but they do direct the scenes. They give players stage directions, and often stand in for pivotal characters if turnout is low.

Each Storyteller in the Friday-night game is responsible for a different breed of monster. Because vampires are supposedly the easiest characters for beginners to play, Vampire Storyteller Patrick Gallagher responded to my query. I sus-

pected I was in over my head when the 24-year-old, who works for a local Internet service provider, sent me a detailed, four-page description of what he called “the basics” of vampirism. I was hoping he could just assign me a character, but that’s not how it works.

The whole point is that you’re supposed to come up with your own.

After perusing Gallagher’s notes on character creation, I came up with what seemed a plausible profile. I would play a youngish female vamp, born in 1951 and rendered undead while studying English literature at Smith College in the early 1970s. I called her “Gladys.”

Her sire — the one who administered what they call “The Embrace” — was her very own roommate, with whom she had been carrying on a covert lesbian affair. Following Gladys’ conversion, the two moved into an apartment.

They fed for years on unsuspecting Smithies before Gladys’ sire left her for an older man. Heartbroken, Gladys wandered north to Montpelier, where she became a celebrated poet, feeding off of her star-struck admirers and the occasional itinerant Phishhead.

It wasn’t dark yet when I arrived at City Hall Park around 8 p.m. on a recent Friday. I had come early, as per Gallagher’s instructions, to finish building my character. None of the dozen or so “creatures” greeted me as I approached. I felt like a freshman on the first day of high school.

My nervousness was exacerbated by my outfit: denim shorts and a sporty blue shirt. Players don’t exactly get costumed to LARP — nobody had any plastic Dracula teeth — but most of them were dressed in black. I sat by myself, eavesdropping on conversations about computer-operating systems and “obfuscated Nosferatus.”

At 8:20, a man in a black suit and trendy rectangular sunglasses introduced himself. It was Gallagher. He had just finished a last-minute Storyteller planning session. He handed me a sheet of white paper filled with columns, which we used to plot Gladys’ character traits. I compiled her personality by choosing from a list of options in one of his rulebooks. I gave her intelligence, empathy and the ability to speak German, just in case.

For her Merits and Flaws, I chose common sense, and I gave her only one

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eye — a scar alluding to a troubled past. And for a little mystery, I added, “touch of frost” — an eerie affect that would suck warmth from anyone who touched her. I almost picked “smell of the grave,” but changed my mind. Turning people cold is somehow poignant and tragic; stinking like death is just plain icky.

Around nine o’clock, Gallagher joined the other Storytellers on the steps and announced to the 20 or so players that the game was about to begin. He reviewed the most important rules: no violence, no weapons, no drugs or drinking, be mindful of passers-by, don’t frighten anyone or cause a scene.

Then the group split up by species, at which point Gallagher reminded us many people would be starting the game in jail. Lately the U.S. government had been rounding up supernaturals and transporting them to internment camps. “People who were here last week, or otherwise detained, if you could move off under these trees,” he said.

Apparently, the police had set up a sting operation and captured Gladys, er, me. Prior to the night’s

our trek: 23-year-old Karen Munnett, a hairdresser from Vergennes. Her vampire name was Melissa, and judging from her soft-spoken, aloof demeanor, she didn’t care to talk to me. On the way, we picked up another vamp, 23-year-old Ian Morgan, a.k.a. Dr. Robert Van Owen. He sported a button-down shirt, a bow tie and a brown fedora.

Once at the camp, we had nothing to do but wait. Doc Van Owen struck up a conversation with me. “What clan are you?” he asked in a vaguely British accent.

Before I could respond, he switched to his normal Americanized voice to add an important stage direction. “A third eye opens up on my forehead,” he said.

I remembered that most vampires don’t trust the third-eye tribe, but I figured I was stuck with him so I might as well play nice. It was a good thing, too. A few minutes later, Gallagher told us it was feeding time, so we got ready to pretend to eat. Then he announced that a giant Sabbat vampire was threatening to kill me and eat my blood ration. Van Owen, pretending to sit next to the imaginary Sabbat guy, yelled

Andropov explained in a thick Russian accent that he wanted Van Owen and Melissa to escape with him. He gestured to me and Lucy. “These two, I have no use for,” he said.

The Doc defended us. “I see no reason why they should not be free as well,” he countered. I hoped Andropov would agree.

After sitting on a cement ledge at the back of the courtyard for two hours, I was ready to leave. But before we could escape, we had to wait for the mages to show up for the big battle scene at the end.

In the meantime, Van Owen waxed philosophical. He told me he didn’t want to die a monster.

He had tried to save me because he was trying to redeem himself and regain his humanity. The warden, he said, might decide to do away with us any day, by “giving us all a mass suntan.” He sighed.

As everyone knows, sunlight kills vampires. “There’s precious little I can do about that,” he said.

Then he and Melissa got up to grab a sandwich at Kountry Kart Deli down the street. “Anybody want anything?” he asked in his Ian Morgan voice. We waited while they ate their late-night snack.

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In real time, the whole battle would have lasted no more than five minutes, but in game time, it took a half-hour. That’s because we had to play Rock Paper Scissors every time we made a move. That’s how they decide conflicts in the LARP world. Silly as it sounds, I felt a rush of adrenaline after our fight. “Thanks, Doc,” I muttered afterwards, unself-consciously.

Another vampire joined us after the fight: 18-year-old Dionne Marro, a.k.a. Lucy. She had driven up from Montpelier for the game. Gallagher told the three of us that another important vampire was in our midst — the ancient Russian Nicholai Andropov, who was alive during the reign of Ivan the Terrible.

Since no one had shown up to play him, Gallagher slipped into the role. When some imaginary fighting vampires created a diversion, Andropov beckoned us into an alleyway off the courtyard. As we huddled there, Gallagher-

Finally, around midnight, the mages arrived. As they turned the corner into our real-life courtyard, Gallagher announced that several vampires had started fighting in the far corner of our imaginary pen. The guards, distracted by the scuffle, had left their posts. This was our chance at freedom!

Doc, Melissa, Lucy, and I raced into the prison to find Andropov.

Then the five of us tore through the compound, looking for a way out, slaughtering the guards who blocked our path.

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I asked Gallagher why the feds were suddenly arresting supernatural beings. He explained that, though most supernaturals try to stay hidden from mortals, the entire lot of them had been exposed in the past few months.

An interspecies group had battled a giant, flesh-eating monster beneath the streets of New York, and it had gotten out of hand.

“CNN got it on camera,” he said.

“Ever since, the wall came tumbling down.”

Thanks to anti-terrorism measures, the government was rounding up every creature in sight.

“The PATRIOT Act has done well for supernatural suppression,” he noted as we walked to the prison. Of course, we weren’t walking to Plattsburgh; we headed instead to the courtyard next to Purple Shutter Herbs on Main Street. It’s set back just far enough from the street to be a perfect LARPing location.

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Anti-sprawl crusader Al Norman helps St. Albans think outside the box story: ken picard photos: jay ericson It’s a pleasant summer evening for a neighborhood barbecue at Hudak Farm in Swanton.

Inside the main greenhouse, the Raging Grannies are in full bloom.

An all-women singing troupe decked out in splashy sundresses and flowery hats, the Grannies are just about to perform. One hundred or so residents from the greater St. Albans area are seated around them on lawn chairs and empty plant racks. Outside, scavenging boys are picking clean the last of the free hot dogs, sodas and homemade brownies.

A group called the Northwest Citizens for Responsible Growth has organized this barbecue to let folks in the area discuss the pros and cons of a Wal-Mart store being proposed for a site down the road on Route 7. When the Grannies step up to the microphone, it’s easy to imagine these older women working as “greeters” at the front door of the new Wal-Mart — that is, until they begin singing. Their first ditty, sung to the tune of “Three Blind Mice,” is a little social commentary about the world’s largest corporation: Wal-Mart sucks. Wal-Mart sucks, The life out of towns, the life out of towns.

Downtown merchants have to close their doors, The local economy falls through the floors, Because Wal-Mart sucks.

Another song, sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things,” rails against the

“Shirts from Honduras and Nikes from China/Clothes made in sweatshops in North Carolina.” Other numbers skewer the discount retailer for selling cheap goods and offering non-union jobs that pay low wages. Supposedly, the barbecue was open to everyone, regardless of their support for or opposition to the proposed store. But based on the crowd’s enthusiastic applause — not to mention the numerous “No SprawlMart” stickers on people’s lapels — there’s no mistaking the prevailing opinions.

Enjoying the performance from the wings is the evening’s featured speaker: Al Norman, a 57-year-old anti-corporation crusader who has spent the last 11 years battling the incursion of big-box stores into small-town America.

Norman, a Massachusetts resident whom “60 Minutes” once dubbed “the guru of the anti-Wal-Mart movement,” thrives on these slices of rural Americana, right down to the chickens roosting in the rafters that periodically weigh in on the festivities with their cackling. It’s this kind of homey merriment, Norman says, that emboldens a community to take on a large, multinational corporation.

And multinational corporations don’t come any larger than Wal-Mart.

The Bentonville, Arkansas-based retail

chain employs 1.5 million workers worldwide and has annual revenues larger than the gross domestic products of Israel and Ireland combined. The company’s latest plan for Vermont is to build a 144,000-square-foot store on a 107-acre lot, an area more than twice the size of downtown St. Albans. Not everyone in the community thinks a discount center that big is a bargain for Franklin County.

Sprawl-busting isn’t Norman’s “career,” or even his primary source of income — it’s his passion. He’s the founder of an Internet-based nonprofit group called Sprawl-Busters, which serves as an information clearinghouse on suburban build-out. The site (www.sprawl-busters.com) includes a “battle response form” for concerned citizens who have never fought a bigbox store before. In the last decade, he has helped dozens of communities from Ocala, Florida, to Hood River, Oregon, defeat proposed box stores which, Norman contends, promote sprawl, consume open space, drive locally owned retail stores out of business, destroy downtowns and homogenize the landscape.

Norman doesn’t have to go looking for these fights. They come to him.

Each day, he receives two or three emails from communities he’s never heard from before — about 1000 a year — asking for his help in fighting a proposed box store. Over the years, he’s done his part to help save Mayberry — literally. Several years ago, he got a phone call from Andy Griffith, asking for his help in fighting a Food Lion grocery store that was trying to move into Griffith’s hometown of Manteo, North Carolina. The store was eventually defeated.

Norman has plenty of other targets

in his crosshairs. “In my opinion, Home Depot is just Wal-Mart with a hammer,” he says. “Lowe’s is a blue Home Depot and Target is just WalMart with an attitude.” But without a doubt, he’s aimed his most virulent attacks at Wal-Mart. Norman has written two books on the company, SlamDunking Wal-Mart and The Case Against Wal-Mart.

Most of the time, Norman isn’t paid for his work unless he has to travel. He isn’t accepting a dime to help stop the St. Albans Wal-Mart. For him, this fight is personal. Norman’s mother-inlaw grew up on a local farm, and his

Mart store in his hometown of Greenfield, Massachusetts. He sees many similarities between that battle and this one. Like St. Albans, Greenfield had an Ames department store for years that eventually went out of business, leaving the small, rural town without a large retailer of household goods. Like St. Albans, Greenfield defeated a proposed Wal-Mart once before, only to see the corporation return a decade later and try again. And, just as there’s already a Wal-Mart in Williston, Greenfield has a WalMart store located about 20 miles to its south. Many Greenfield residents now argue that a new, closer Wal-Mart would be more convenient and save them time and money. Norman is sympathetic but unconvinced.

against a large corporation.

New England has been rocky terrain for Wal-Mart in recent years. In June, the National Trust for Historic Preservation included the entire Green Mountain State on its 2004 list of “America’s 11 Most Endangered Historic Places.”

Along with Nine Mile Canyon in Utah, the Bethlehem Steel plant in Pennsylvania, the tobacco barns of southern Maryland, and the final resting place of America’s favorite champion racehorse, Seabiscuit, Vermont is now seen as a place at risk of forever losing its historic appeal. The culprit, according to the National Trust, is Wal-Mart.

The last time the National Trust included the Green Mountain State on its annual list, in 1993, there were no Wal-Marts in the

Mart’s potential impact on the area projected that the new store would be a financial bust for the area. It predicted a net loss of 200 retail jobs in Franklin County, a decline in downtown business, an increase in the number of store vacancies, depressed commercial real-estate values and lower property-tax revenues. In short, the study concluded that every dollar of public rev-

The scale is totally inappropriate. This is something that would be big even for the New Jersey Turnpike.

It just doesn’t make any sense.

AL NORMAN

aunt still lives in the area. For the last 25 years Norman, his wife and two daughters have spent their summers at a camp the family owns on Lake Champlain.

Norman had his first skirmish with “the Behemoth of Bentonville” in 1993, when he helped defeat a proposed Wal-

“Ultimately, this isn’t just about stores. This is about big corporations lording it over small towns,” Norman says. “I’ve lived in rural areas now for about 30 years and they are always the targets for big development schemes that usually make no sense.” Small towns are easy prey, he adds, because they often have an inviting combination of cheap land and weak zoning laws. They usually also lack the experience, money and political muscle to wage a protracted battle

state. Today, there are four.

Norman is surprised that the company would be bold enough to take another stab at moving into St. Albans, especially considering the long and costly battle it lost there once before. In 1993, the chain proposed building a smaller store in St. Albans — a 126,000square-foot store on 44 acres of land. The town planning commission and zoning board both supported that project. But an independent economic study of Wal-

enue generated by Wal-Mart would cost taxpayers $2.50.

In December 1994, the Vermont Environmental Board rejected the St. Albans Wal-Mart project, ruling that its potential costs far outweighed any alleged benefits. The developer sued and took the case to the Vermont Supreme Court. In August 1997, the court upheld the Environmental Board’s decision.

Not much has changed in seven years, Norman contends, except for

the size of the proposal. This time, Wal-Mart wants to build a 144,000-squarefoot store on a 107-acre lot. And if this one gets approved, Norman predicts, within a year or two, WalMart will come back asking to build another 50,000 square feet for a grocery store and/or gasoline station, as the company has done at other locations around the country.

“Size matters. If this were a 20,000-square-foot store, I wouldn’t be here and no one would be talking about it,” says Norman.

“But the scale is totally inappropriate. This is something that would be big even for the New Jersey Turnpike. It just doesn’t make any sense.”

Not everyone at the barbecue agrees. Larry Carlson, a retired Boise-Cascade mill worker from St. Albans, has come to hear what his

neighbors are saying.

Unlike many of them, Carlson wants to see the Wal-Mart built because he doesn’t like having to drive 45 minutes or more to buy clothes. “I wouldn’t mind if it was a Target or another store,” Carlson says. “But Wal-Mart is the classic success story, and I want to hitch my wagon to a winning star.”

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“But dollar for dollar, I could make more money being a bagger at Wal-Mart than going around to these kinds of locations.”

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“We’ve got people here that are flatlanders, died-in-the-wool native Vermonters, brand-new newcomers, and people who moved to Vermont to get away from it all,” notes Sue Knightes with Northwest Citizens for Responsible Growth. Knightes has lived in St. Albans for 34 years. Like many of her neighbors, she opposes the proposed Wal-Mart because she’s concerned that it will hurt the downtown — something she saw the malls do

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And a recent study by the advocacy group Good Jobs First found that nationwide, Wal-Mart has benefited from more than $1 billion in taxpayer assistance.

Norman warns Vermonters about what he calls Wal-Mart’s “exotic tax-sheltering technique.”

The St. Albans store will most likely be owned by the Wal-Mart Real Estate Business Trust of Delaware. This separate business entity pays royalties to Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., then writes them off as a business expense, thus reducing its state income tax burden.

Currently, this loophole — which is used by other large corporations as well — costs Vermont between $7 million and $14 million a year in lost revenues.

“Why should we, as taxpayers, give Wal-Mart incentives, for a company that had $9 billion in profits last year?” Norman asks.

“It’s ridiculous.”

And, as Wal-Mart rolls back its tax burden, it’s also gobbling up real estate. The company’s investment material describes “an aggressive growth” policy for fiscal 2004, which includes plans for 50 to 55 new discount stores, 220 to 230 new Supercenters, and 35 to 40 new Sam’s Clubs nationwide. The company’s plan this year is to increase its retail space by approximately 50 million square feet, an 8 percent

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Such broad-based opposition to the superstore is common, according to Norman. In his experience, the “politics of shopping” can be deceptive. True, Wal-Mart is known as a conservative, right-wing corporation that donates about 95 percent of its PAC money to Republican candidates. But in his experience, “I often find that Democrats are pro-sprawl and Republicans more conservative about land use.” For example, Norman often finds that older, lifelong members of a community with more conservative politics have “a stronger sense of place,” whereas newer transplants often buy into the myth that more stores and strip malls mean more progress.

Attitudes towards big-box development can also cross ideological lines when it comes to the topic of taxes, Norman says. Fiscal conservatives often take issue with the amount of public assistance large corporations receive.

Congressman George Miller, a California Democrat, once calculated that the typical Wal-Mart Supercenter employing 200 workers costs the American taxpayer $420,750 a year in earned-income tax credits, housing subsidies and

increase over Wal-Mart’s existing indoor acreage of 606 million square feet. That translates into a ribbon-cutting ceremony at a new Wal-Mart store every day.

But Norman’s anti-box-store campaign has had an impact on the company’s coffers. By his own estimate, delaying one Wal-Mart Superstore for one year can cost the company between $60 million and $100 million in lost sales. And the cost of defeating a store entirely can run into the hundreds of millions of dollars.

The anti-sprawl movement is making headway. Speaking recently to a local newspaper about a proposed Wal-Mart Supercenter in Tega Cay, South Carolina, a corporate spokesman made a rare admission, saying, “Wal-Mart has been running into increased difficulty getting supercenters open.”

How is this happening? One of the effective tools used by small communities around the country has been to limit the size of all new construction, Norman says. The town of St. Albans could put a 60,000-square-foot cap on all new commercial buildings, and require that no single floor be bigger than 30,000 square feet. Another effective tool, he adds, is to require that these companies post a demoli-

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tion bond to cover the cost of removing the building, should the store go out of business. As he puts it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;St. Albans can stop sprawl with one sentence.â&#x20AC;?

But like stopping the drug trade or Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s enormous dependency on foreign oil, checking sprawl also requires checking demand. Until Americans lose their appetite for cheap consumer goods, the caterpillars wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop crawling across the farmlands, leaving big-box stores in their wake.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s early afternoon at Taft Corners in Williston, and traffic is backed up nearly a quarter-mile to I-89. After four cycles of green lights, the line of cars finally turns the corner and makes its way into the Wal-Mart parking lot, which is more than three-quarters filled.

Inside, the store is buzzing with activity. Shoppers are pushing carts stacked with various personal items: diapers, shampoo, tampons, antifreeze. Near a row of cash registers, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a display shelf of box fans on sale for $10.97, right next to the 80ounce pickles jars, on sale for $2.88 apiece. A teenager in baggy pants jogs past, juggling two footballs and a dodgeball heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s picked out of a large bin.

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Nearby, model Hummers are on sale for $244.44, not far from the Ronald Reagan commemorative calendars and the American flags. Overhead, the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wal-Mart TV Networkâ&#x20AC;? monitor is showing a demonstration of fly rods and fishing nets, interspersed with photos of missing children.

Presumably theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not missing somewhere in the store, though it would be easy to lose a kid in the labyrinth of aisles.

Why are so many shoppers drawn to Wal-Mart? For most of those asked, it boils down to three basic reasons: First, the prices are low. Second, as one Burlington woman puts it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got everything I need, and more.â&#x20AC;? Finally â&#x20AC;&#x201D; this was particularly relevant for those who drove more than 15 or so miles â&#x20AC;&#x201D; there arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t many other options left. As Jim Rogers of Monkton says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about the only place around here for what I need.â&#x20AC;?

Norman hears that common theme from coast to coast. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not suggesting that Americans go back to living like Henry David Thoreau. But he does say that we need to go on a â&#x20AC;&#x153;mega-store dietâ&#x20AC;? and curb our appetite for unnecessary goods that devour our resources, clutter our landfills, and increase our dependence on foreign oil. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Americans do two things in excess: We eat too much and we shop too much,â&#x20AC;? Norman says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;For many people, their sense of community is no bigger than their shopping cart.

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oward the beginning of Putney writer Craig Nova’s eleventh novel, Cruisers, we’re told a story that’s more or less the book in miniature. Russell Boyd, a state trooper in southern Vermont, recalls a formative STORY experience — a tale his grandfather told MARGOT him one dark night at the family’s hunting HARRISON camp. It’s a war story that starts with the liberation of a German prison camp and Cruisers ends with the grandfather’s admonition,

by Craig Nova, “So, do you see the essential horror? It is Shaye Areheart ungraspable… and once it starts… Why, Books, you aren’t going to do a thing but stare 306 pages, $24. and turn away.”

It’s a moment that recalls Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness, with Russell as the hapless Marlow absorbing poisonous truth about “the horror, the horror” from his grandfather’s Kurtz. The problem with

Nova’s version of this moment — and with Cruisers as a whole — is that the extended build-up to the horror dwarfs the horror itself. Rather like a David Lynch film, Cruisers is a novel in foreshadowing — its atmosphere, oily and ominous, ends up devouring part of its substance.

But what foreshadowing! Nova is a master of noir imagery — the sights, sounds, smells and feel of foreboding. The first chapter pulls us instantly into the world of Russell Boyd as he patrols a desolate stretch of interstate, waiting for the moment when he’ll have the bad luck to “come across someone who was the perfect expression of malice” (see excerpt).

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Nova has staged his clash of human beings as a clash of elemental forces — light and darkness — that might as well be gods.

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repairman with sordid memories â&#x20AC;&#x201D; his mother, a semi-prostitute, was murdered and dismembered â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Kohler reads ancient history and cruises Bostonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Combat Zone, searching not for sex but for the adrenaline rush of confrontation. His credo comes from one of his momâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s badnews boyfriends: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fight to fight.

Fight to win.â&#x20AC;?

Boyd and Kohler are cruisers in the spiritual night that pervades the novel, and Nova makes it clear that their trajectories will converge. While Russell dons body armor and stops speeders, Frank armors himself in a sleek black car that promises him the kind of freedom â&#x20AC;&#x153;you could only feelâ&#x20AC;Ś at a hundred and ten.â&#x20AC;?

Yet the protagonists are alike in seeking solace from women. Russellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s girlfriend Zofia offers him passion and domestic comfort, but also an ultimatum: She doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be â&#x20AC;&#x153;a copâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s widow.â&#x20AC;? Kohler, meanwhile, avails himself of a mail-orderbride service to import Katryna, a mournful Muscovite with secrets of her own.

Vermont being the neighborly place that it is, these charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; paths cross several times before they come together in the eruption of â&#x20AC;&#x153;maliceâ&#x20AC;? the novel promises from its first page. (The plot is loosely based on a 1997 incident in Colebrook, New Hampshire.)

Cruisers is told in third person from alternating perspectives; each chapter is labeled simply with a characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s name. Yet within a single chapter, the perspective sometimes slithers disconcertingly from one mind to another. Because the characters have similar preoccupations â&#x20AC;&#x201D; mostly dark, with the occasional flicker of lifeaffirming epiphany â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Novaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s technique has the effect of making them seem like varied expressions of a single, brooding personality.

This blurring effect is good for the novelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s atmosphere, but perhaps not so good for the human tragedy underneath.

While Nova can convey his charactersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sense of loss, he has a harder time showing us what they have to lose. Russell and Zofia seem oddly adrift; theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re people without solid backstories, who have portentous sex â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in the thick of a fox-hunt, no less â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but seldom banter or bicker about anything except the dangers of Russellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s job.

The only character who seems fully realized is Frank Kohler. In the description of his childhood, Nova convincingly creates a world in which horror and normality have become one, so that Frank finds himself clinging to â&#x20AC;&#x153;darknessâ&#x20AC;? as a last residue of his mother, â&#x20AC;&#x153;like the memory of a goodnight kiss, or her grand way of signing her name to a credit card chit she was never going to be able to pay.â&#x20AC;?

At one point in Cruisers, Kohlerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Russian bride muses, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Americans had no sense of tragedy, no belief in the finality of fate.â&#x20AC;? The novel serves to refute this claim, for Nova has staged his clash of human beings as a clash of elemental forces â&#x20AC;&#x201D; light and darkness â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that might as well be gods. (Kohler even thinks he hears a â&#x20AC;&#x153;chorusâ&#x20AC;? commenting on the action.)

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emons? Could anyone have imagined it would be that simple? I’m talking about the tiny bit of actual, practical, graspable treatment news that managed to escape the maelstrom of the 15th International AIDS Conference in Bangkok, Thailand, last week STORY — a conference that otherwise was given PETER over almost entirely to criticism of U.S. KURTH AIDS policy under George W. Bush. The biannual summit of doctors, scientists, IMAGE health-care workers, activists, politicians, TIM NEWCOMB patients and government officials is the largest of its kind in the world, the Mother of all AIDS gatherings, and this year Mother gave Bush and the boys a good whack with the paddle.

I’ll get back to that in a minute, but first, the lemons. It seems that a scientist at the University of Melbourne in Australia, Dr. Roger Short, has discovered that plain, old, ordinary lemon juice “kills the AIDS virus in the lab.” The government of Thailand, on Short’s recommendation, is now funding clinical trials to see if it can kill it in you, too.

I say “you” in the generic sense, not assuming that anyone reading this is HIVpositive, as I am and have been for more than 20 years. I never expected to live this long, never mind in such good health as I’ve got. I also never expected that “Florida sunshine,” as Anita Bryant used to call it, might be the answer for us all.

But things have changed mightily over the last two decades. The International AIDS Conference is normally anticipated eagerly by doctors and patients alike for what information it can give about advanced treatment strategies. Until 1996, at least, with the advent of protease inhibitors and combination therapy, this was the only thing on anyone’s mind. Now, however, with patients who can afford the medications living longer and healthier lives, and with HIV itself spreading faster than ever across the globe, the focus has shifted from treatment to money and the best way to spend it — so much so that this year’s conference, entitled “Access for All,” saw the worst science attendance of any summit before it. The United

States cut its delegation by almost threequarters on the order of Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson.

So, faute de mieux, they’re going to try the lemon-squeeze on humans. According to The Age in Melbourne, “at least 400 Thai men and women” have bravely volunteered to pucker up for science. Dr. Short’s experiments have already shown that “a solution of 20 percent lemon juice reduced viral loads in the lab by 90 percent”; that it also kills syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia; and that “when he put lemon juice in a test tube with HIV-positive sperm, the sperm were permanently immobilized within 30 seconds.”

My guess is a good shot of lemon juice would “immobilize” sperm with or without HIV, and that a lot of women tired of the pill or the diaphragm might want to start keeping it next to their beds. But, for the moment, it’s going to be tested only as a means to prevent infection — in other words, don’t go injecting yourself with it.

“Thai women taking part in the test will soak a sponge in lemon juice and insert it before sex,” The Age reports, while Thai men, presumably, will keep doing what they’ve always done.

“The potential of this is huge,” says a spokesman for the new project, which is called, remarkably, LemonAIDS. “If it proves to be effective, it would be wonderful.”

Yes, it would. It would be the kind of easy, accessible, goddamn flippin’ miracle we on the fighting lines of AIDS have been anticipating for years. On the other hand, if the juice actually works as a prophylactic, and if all the other reports from Bangkok this year can be taken as a guide, the giant pharmaceuticals will be patenting lemons in no time, and you’ll be paying $3000 a pop for them at the supermarket next year.

Call me cynical, but I don’t think we’re out of the woods yet. Just consider the statistics: Twenty million people around the world have already died from HIV infection; 2.9 million of them died last year; 8000 of them will die in the next 24 hours. An esti-

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mated 37.8 million people worldwide are still living with the virus, with new infections clocking in at the rate of 14,000 a day. The United Nations Joint Program on HIV/AIDS (UNAIDS) estimates that $12 billion will be needed next year for worldwide treatment and prevention efforts, twice what is currently being spent. Give it two more years and $20 billion will be needed for the same thing.

It gets worse. “The face of HIV/AIDS is now that of a woman, and a young woman at that,” says Terri Bartlett, vice president for public policy at Population Action International in Washington, D.C. Young people — 15- to 24-year-olds — account for nearly half of all new HIV infections worldwide. In parts of Africa, 25 percent of all women are infected by the time they are 22. “In Kenya and Zambia, adolescents who are married are becoming infected faster than sexually active unmarried teens,” because, in so many cultures, sexual fidelity is expected and demanded only of wives.

Even in the United States, where the worst sort of health care is likely to be better than what you’ll find in most of the developing world, and where programs are well established both to help prevent and to help treat HIV dis-

Another concerned the Bushmen’s attempts to protect their huge campaign donors in the pharmaceutical industry. Last September the World Health Organization ruled, in a landmark decision, “Poor nations may ignore registered patents in times of national health crises.” Since then, several of them have done exactly that, manufacturing generic versions of AIDS medications and distributing them either free of charge or at a greatly reduced cost.

Now, in what one Bangkok critic calls “an astounding patchwork of cynicism and pandering to special interests,” the U.S. is working to negotiate “bilateral trade agreements” with developing nations that, while delivering all sorts of financial goodies to people in power, would also require the reinstatement of the medical patents currently owned by Abbott Laboratories, BristolMyers Squibb, Eli Lilly, etc. A statement read in Bangkok on behalf of French President Jacques Chirac described this effort as “tantamount to blackmail.” Even our staunchest “coalition” ally, Great Britain, has denounced it, at the same time declaring that Britain will not play along in the “abstinence” charade.

Worst of all, Bush’s team still insists on taking a “unilateral”

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“Abstinence” is not an option for a teenaged girl in South Africa, a sex-worker in Thailand, a drug addict in Bucharest. ease, the rate of new infections among women is exploding faster than efforts to keep up with it.

Among newly infected persons in the U.S., one in four is now a woman. And still the Bush administration is promoting “abstinence” rather than demonstrated prevention techniques as a means of combating the epidemic.

True, back in June, George W. Bush was finally persuaded to utter the word condom before “a church-affiliated group” in Philadelphia. Eighteen months after it was first announced, the President’s much-touted, $15 billion “Emergency Plan for AIDS RELIEF” has barely left the ground, and then only with the provision that a full one-third of all the money spent must be given over to “abstinence education” and other programs that stress “chastity” over reality.

This insane approach to AIDS prevention is unsupported by any statistical evidence of success in the real world. The vast majority of women on the planet are not in a position to call the sexual shots — “abstinence” is not an option for a teenaged girl in South Africa, a sex-worker in Thailand, a drug addict in Bucharest. And this was just one of the criticisms leveled at the U.S. in Bangkok last week.

approach to the AIDS crisis, refusing to donate more than $200 million next year to the United Nation’s Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria, the brainchild of UN President Kofi Annan and a fund that is designed to distribute AIDS money equitably to all the countries that need it.

Bush will hand out his $15 billion only to pre-selected nations, mainly in the Caribbean, that are “amenable to American rules about where and how the money will be spent.” In Bangkok, the civilized world was enraged.

“Once again, we have isolated ourselves from the global community,” says Rep. Barbara Lee, a Democrat from California. She has introduced a new bill in Congress — the “New U.S. Global HIV Prevention Strategy to Address the Needs of Women and Girls Act” — which recognizes that “women and girls are often powerless to abstain from sex, ensure their partner’s faithfulness or insist on condom use even within marriage.”

The bill also notes “that condoms are the only [preventative] technology available right now to deal with the pandemic.”

Tell it to the Bush boys — at the polls this November. 쩾

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WED.21 :: burlington area IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE ST. JAZZ ENSEMBLE W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. MR. AIRPLANE MAN, THE DAKOTA, CARRIGAN (indie-rock, post-rock), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5.

RISING LION (reggae), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. FREESTYLE BATTLES W/NASTEE & BIG RYE (hip-hop MC competition), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT & INFINITE (down-tempo, old-school r&b DJs), The Wine Bar, 9 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE DOG CATCHERS (rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. CROSBY, STILLS & NASH (folk-rock), Concerts on the Green, Shelburne Museum, 6:30 p.m. $57.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central SAN GORDON (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (solo blues), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/BILL & CODY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Riverview Café, 5 p.m. NC.

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22 TEXAS TUNES:: Lyle Lovett may get pegged as a country star, but his music is far too adventurous for Nashville. The Klein, Texas, native started writing songs during his late teens. In 1987 his self-titled debut charmed both country and pop audiences. Over the next decade, Lovett ventured further from country, accenting his music with jazz, folk and swing. Last year’s twangy My Baby Don’t Tolerate finds Lovett returning to his roots. This Thursday, he heads to Shelburne Museum as part of Higher Ground’s Concerts on the Green series.

THE SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by CLUELESS (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC. QUEEN CITY ROCK (’80s/electro), 10 p.m. NC.

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BLACK SEA QUARTET (klezmer/Gypsy), Battery Park, 6:30 p.m. NC. AA. BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazzblues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & FRIENDS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ CRAZE & MC SHARPNESS, TRICKY PAT, DEMUS, SCOTT FREE (hip-hop/ turntablism), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $15/20.

MEM SHANNON & THE MEMBERSHIP, BLUES NOIR (rock, blues-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ ROBBIE J. (old & new school classics), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DJ SELECTAH MESZENJAH (reggae/dancehall), JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JAPHY RYDER (jazz), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE BRAZILIAN MUSIC, Souza’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX LADIES’ REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/ dance/DVD), Henry’s Pub, 8 p.m. NC. WRUV DJS (eclectic), The Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PELKEY, Park Place Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC. LYLE LOVETT (country singer-songwriter), Concerts on the Green, Shelburne Museum, 6:30 p.m. $47.

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7/29: JIMI HENDRIX ROCK PROPHECY 7/30: BLUES FOR BREAKFAST W. TYCOON DOG 7/31: PETER PRINCE AND MOON BOOT LOVER W. THE SURFACE DWELLERS 8/2: CHAKRABARTY OVERDRIVE 8/6: DUJEOUS? 8/9: CHAKRABARTY OVERDRIVE 8/16: TEA LEAF GREEN W. JAPHY RYDER

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:: champlain valley LIVE JAZZ, Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m.

NC. OPEN JAM (blues/funk/rock), Ashley’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central OPEN MIKE, Montpelier Community Coffee House, Rhapsody Main Street, 7 p.m. Donations.

OPEN MIKE, Rhapsody Café, 6 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT W/SOLOMONIC SOUND SYSTEM, Phoenix Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. THE MAMMALS (rock ’n’ roll string band), Jaquith Memorial Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern IRISH JAM SESSION W/ALLEN CHURCH, Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. SASSY KARAOKE W/THE C MONSTER, L.D. & C.C., Riverview Café, 5 p.m.

NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (top 40, hip-hop; DJ Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

LIVE MUSIC, Naked Turtle, 5:30 p.m.

NC, followed by LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: southern KRIS DELMHORST, JABE BEYER (singer-songwriters), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area THE JAZZ GUYS (indie-rock), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. BLAST! W/JOE HENNESSEY, CRAIG MITCHELL & WILL TAYLOR (dance/ house/techno), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

LIVE DJ, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SANDRA WRIGHT BAND (soul/blues), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), 12 a.m. NC. RODNEY (pop), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC.

CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country; Fools Gold benefit), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. Donations.

THE LOYALISTS (rock; CD release party), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $2-3.

TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA (hip-hop/r&b/reggae; DJs Robbie J., Irie), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FISHERMAN’S TRIO w/LITTLE BROOKLYN & PEEK-A-BOO POINTE (exotica/lounge/dancers), Kahiki Moon, 8 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. MANGO JAM (zydeco), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. VIBES TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. JOE DRISCOLL (rock), Monkey House, 9 p.m. $3.

CRITICAL MASS (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. MIXES & FIXES (DJ), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. YO YO NIPPLES (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley TOP HAT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

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venues 411

Angela’s Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-6936.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, Town Market Place, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Boony’s Grille, Rt. 236, Franklin, 933-4569.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 864-9804.

The Brewski, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

Cambridge Coffeehouse, Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 644-5721.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River Street, Montpelier, 229-2295.

The Fish, Rt. 12, Northfield Falls, 485-7577.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Greenstreet’s Restaurant, 30-40 Main St., Burlington, 862-4930.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

J. Morgan’s at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington, 660-HULA. The Kept Writer, 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242.

Koffee Kat, 130 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-8433.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Mary’s Restaurant The Inn at Baldwin Creek, North Route 116, Bristol, 453-2432.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McDonough’s, Upper Bridge Street, Plattsburgh, 518-566-8126.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Mr. Mike’s, 206 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

The Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury Village, 586-7533.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-1024.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Riverview Café, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Riverwalk Records, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Souza’s Churrascaria, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-2433.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starbucks, Burlington Town Center, 651-9844.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Studio Bliss, The Opera House, Suite 103, 59-67 Merchants Row, Rutland, 775-2547.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Trinity Church, 137 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9158.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

The Village Cup, 30 Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1730.

The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455.

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<clubdates> FRI.23 << 35A THE GRIFT (funk-rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUES NOIR, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. GREG RYAN (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3.

TALA, COLD DUCK COMPLEX (funkjazz), Starlight Lounge, 10 p.m. $7.

GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Rusty Nail, 9:30 p.m. $5.

PETER MILES (rock), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m.

NC. JAY EKIS (funky soul), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

NC. INFAMOUS BLUES BAND, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Riverview Café, 5 p.m. NC. RETRO (’80s-’90s dance/hip-hop; DJ Frostee), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

BOOTLEG (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: southern THE BENDERS (bluegrass), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area Common perception may tag bluegrass as a tame

music favored by straw-chewing, iced-tea-sipping yokels. Boston’s

DEEP SODA (psychedelic-pop), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC. VARIETY DANCE SOCIAL (Latin/tango/ swing/rumba and more; DJ Hector Cobeo), Parima, 8:30 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $12, followed by VIVIAN, CRAIG MITCHELL & LLU (house/dance), 10 p.m. $5.

LIVE MUSIC, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m.

NC.

The Benders,

on the other hand, spice up their sound with a raging, boozy swagger and punk-flavored punch. Yet the five-piece still stocks plenty of high-and-lonesome heartache inside rousing rockers. This Friday, the group plays Bradford’s Middle Earth Music Hall.

FIVE WIVES (rock), Red Square, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop, 12 a.m. NC. DREAMLAND (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m.

NC. RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

MANIFEST NEXTO ME, COLD DUCK COMPLEX (live hip-hop/acid-jazz, groove), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $2-3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

SPIN CYCLE (old-school meets newschool; DJ Robbie J. & guests), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10.

18+ before 11 p.m.

KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DIXIELAND ALL STARS W/JAMIE MASEFIELD, Waiting Room, 10 p.m.

NC. JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND, Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. ROCK ’N’ ROLL SHERPA (indie-rock), Monkey House, 9 p.m. $3.

CRITICAL MASS (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LITTLE CREEK (country), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE DRAKE, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC. LINCOLN GAP (folk), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

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TOP SE LLE RS AT LOCAL I N DE PE N DE NT R ECOR D STOR ES. DATE: SU N DAY 07/11-SATU R DAY 07/16 PURE POP RECORDS, BURLINGTON 1. The Roots — Tipping Point 2. Widespread Panic — Über Cobra 3. Wilco — A Ghost Is Born 4. Various Artists — Rock Against Bush 5. Fiery Furnaces — Blueberry Boat 6. Thievery Corporation — Outernational Sound 7. Beastie Boys — To the 5 Boroughs 8. Carbon Leaf — Indian Summer 9. The Tragically Hip — In Between Evolution 10. Candiria — What Doesn’t Kill You

BUCH SPIELER MUSIC, MONTPELIER 1. The Roots — Tipping Point 2. Beastie Boys — To the 5 Boroughs 3. Modest Mouse — Good News for People Who Love Bad News 4. Wilco — A Ghost Is Born 5. Diana Krall — Girl in the Other Room 6. Various Artists — Rock Against Bush 7. Velvet Revolver — Contraband 8. The Tragically Hip — In Between Evolution 9. Toots & the Maytals — True Love 10. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Original Soul

EXILE ON MAIN ST., BARRE 1. Lloyd Banks — The Hunger for More 2. Metallica — Some Kind of Monster 3. Lita Ford — Platinum & Gold 4. Blues Traveler — Live 5. D12 — D12 World 6. Big & Rich — Horse of a Different Color 7. Jet — Get Born 8. Dokken — Hell to Pay 9. Various Artists — A Cinderella Story Soundtrack 10. Various Artists — De-Lovely Soundtrack

VERMONT BOOK SHOP, MIDDLEBURY 1. Norah Jones — Feels Like Home 2. Ray Charles — Anthology 3. Various Artists — Shrek 2 Soundtrack 4. Modest Mouse — Good News for People Who Love Bad News 5. Elisabeth Von Trapp — Poetic License 6. Peter, Paul & Mary — 10 Years Together 7. Diana Krall — Live in Paris 8. Dido — Life for Rent 9. Angelique Kidjo — Oyaya 10. Yo Yo Ma/Kathy Stott — Paris La Belle Epoque

PEACOCK MUSIC, PLATTSBURGH 1. The Gibson Brothers — Long Way Home 2 The Gibson Brothers — Bona Fide 3. Velvet Revolver — Contraband 4. Lloyd Banks — The Hunger for More 5. Hoobastank — Reason 6. Brad Paisley — Mud on the Tires 7. Avril Lavigne — Under My Skin 8. Rush — Feedback 9. Metallica — Some Kind of Monster 10. Sparta — Porcelain

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THURSDAY July 29

BLAST FROM THE PAST Burlington post-rockers Carrigan

BUCKWHEAT ZYDECO, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

SETH EAMES TRIO (blues), Charlie B’s, 9 p.m. NC. MEM SHANNON & THE MEMBERSHIP (rock), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

are working on a new record —

:: northern

very slowly — but this week

STOLEN MOMENTS (jazz/swing/bossa nova; first anniversary party), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. KING BROTHERS (acoustic), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz), Emily’s, Stowehof Inn, 7 p.m. NC. SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWCASE (eclectic new bands), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. RHUBARB (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJ, Riverview Café, 5 p.m. NC. CLUB MIX (top 40, house, techno, dance, hip-hop, reggae; DJ Q.D.O.), Tabu Nightclub, 9 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

CRITICAL MASS (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

they’ll pause to dust off some old tunes. For their show this Wednesday, July 21, at Club Metronome, the duo will invite former bassist Jeb Interlandi to the stage to rip through earlier concert faves. Alt-blues duo Mr. Airplane Man and former Burlington rockers The Dakota join in the fun.

SOUND

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KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

CHIN HO! (alt-rock), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley

SUN.25

JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES, Two Brothers Tavern, 11:30 a.m. NC.

:: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 1 p.m. NC, followed by …BUT SERIOUSLY (avant-rock), 9 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $12.

NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3.

HIP-HOP OPEN MIKE, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TEEN NITE (hip-hop/r&b/reggae; DJs Robbie J., EFX & Big Rye), 8 p.m. $7/10. Ages 13-17.

POETRY SLAM (artsPROJECT benefit), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3.

NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), Breakwater Café, 4 p.m. NC.

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SONYA KITCHELL BAND (jazz), Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. $10.

MON.26 :: burlington area

SLIMFINGERS (country-folk), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by NO GUITAR OPEN MIKE, 9 p.m. NC. STEVE GOLDBERG’S INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION (theater), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $12, followed by TRASHBOX (“the sound of NYC”), 9 p.m. NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

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<clubdates> MON.26 << 37A SOMEBODIES CLOSET (rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

TUE.27 :: burlington area

CONJUNTO CONSOLADOR (Afro-Cuban, Brazilian), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by COLOR COMPLEX, LUKE ERIKSEN (pop, singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER, TOM CLEARY & JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BLUESDAY W/JIM BRANCA, Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC (eclectic; Straight Talk VT benefit), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

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:: northern CHRIS LYON (acoustic: member of Mud City Ramblers), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m.

NC. GHISLAINE (piano), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/SASSY MUSIC, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC.

WED.28 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE ST. JAZZ ENSEMBLE W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY QUARTET (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. LATIN DANCE PARTY (DJ Hector Cobeo), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed

by THE MIDDLE 8, ROSS NICKERSON (alt-country), 9:30 p.m. NC.

FREESTYLE BATTLES W/NASTEE & BIG RYE (hip-hop MC competition), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $5/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DJ KWIK (hip-hop/r&b), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DAVID HAMBLEN, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TRICKY PAT & INFINITE (down-tempo, old-school r&b DJs), The Wine Bar, 9 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central LIVE MUSIC, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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reviewthis THE MAMMALS, ROCK THAT BABE (CD, Signature Sounds) It’s about time everyone quits focusing on the family connections to folk-music royalty that have dogged Ruth Ungar (daughter of Jay Ungar) and Tao Rodriguez (grandson of Pete Seeger) since they formed The Mammals with Michael Merenda (who isn’t related to any famous folkies, but who sings like a young Arlo Guthrie) in 2001. This band can stand on its own, and proves it on Rock That Babe. The Mammals prove it with sparkling instrumentals, edgy vocals, kickass old-timey dance music, protest songs that make you want to demonstrate, and even an Alan Ginsburg poem set to music by Merenda. The addition of two new members — Ken Maiuri on percussion and keyboards and Pierce Woodward on bass — doesn’t dilute the musical power of the original trio — it just adds more fuel to the fire. This band is one of the best hopes we’ve got for the future and vitality of American folk music. See them live in a free concert at the Marshfield bandshell on Thursday, June 22.

Summer music in Vermont doesn’t get much better than this.

ROBERT RESNIK

THE LOYALISTS, MOODSWING (Self-released, CD)

Sometimes you have to wonder if a group really, truly exists. Sure, The Loyalists have released a CD — and a fine one at that — but to say there’s little info to be found about them would be an understatement. Even the Internet comes up blank! You have your choice of websites about feline enemas, midget cover bands and every sort of organization, product or “personal entertainment” imaginable, yet these guys got nothin’.

Here’s what we do know: The Loyalists are a new local hip-hop act composed of three talented b-boys. TouchPhonics and E-Train are the producers, responsible for building Moodswing’s 18 tracks. Framework is the MC and prime lyrical force. All three credit themselves as turntablists, and they’re skilled at deconstructing the sounds emanating from their decks. The album was recorded and mixed by Adam Flick at Backbone Studios, with Assistant Engineer Daniel Hegeman and mastered by Jeremy Page at Cybersound Studios.

There. Don’t we know them so much better now?

Secretive status aside, it’s the tunes that really count, and The Loyalists’ work is quite solid. Moodswing’s flavor is one of downtempo instrumentals and smooth rhymes.

TouchPhonics and E-Train keep things chill, employing piano, classical strings and sharp hooks. They’re a talented twosome; Moodswing is packed with dizzying scratches, blunted beats and sweet samples. Framework, too, shows some serious skill, spitting rhymes that straddle smart-boy commentary and street-honed machismo.

Occasionally the group appears to be trying too hard — Thirstin Howl III’s sampled boasting, “my rhymes do to your brain/what bullets do to flesh” in “Credentials” is out of place and pretty silly — but most of this CD is quite hot.

“Firestarters” features the sound of someone striking a flint, while Framework rhymes rapid-fire over a loose horn loop and lazy beat. “Radio” is almost joyous, with crisp beats, flute, bongos and buoyant verses. Throughout, The Loyalists produce fine tunes that swing with unmistakable style. Almost all the tracks shine.

In the end, the group’s anonymity also becomes one of Moodswing’s more endearing traits. Black or white, old or young, suburban or street, none of these signifiers mean much here, and it’s refreshing. The Loyalists’ lack of biographical info forces listeners to concentrate on one thing: the music. And it’s all about the tunes, anyway, right? Catch them live during a CD release party, Friday, July 23 at Nectar’s.

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CALL TO ARTISTS • The 2004 Barn Tour is seeking barn-related art for a show in October, which benefits the Jericho Community Center. Deliver work to the Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, 22 Barber Farm Road, Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

OPENINGS

Outside the Box

S EXHIBIT “Exposed!” an annual outdoor sculpture exhibition at Helen Day Art Center and throughout the town of Stowe.

Through October 16.

ARTWORK “Two Pieces” by Chris Wells PHOTO Marc Awodey

towe is turning into a visual arts Mecca and, in summertime at least, outdoor sculpture looks to be its forte. That’s due in large part to the annual “Exposed!” show, a village-wide extravaganza curated by the Helen Day Art Center. This year’s edition includes works by 18 artists from Vermont and beyond.

“Dulcinea,” by Lydia Jenkins Musco of Johnson, is a large, concave piece with irregular edges that lays flat on the HDAC lawn like a giant, umbrellashaped fungus. Musco created it by casting plaster with sand, which results in organic textures and veins of white running through the solidified sand.

In the same setting, Boston-based sculptor Mireille Clapp has a completely different approach to materials and color. Her “Sherman’s Cave” presents the standing outline of a cave entrance, built of layered wire mesh in blues, whites, reds and mauve. The combination results in an airy, arched form.

“Two Pieces” by St. Albans sculptor Chris Wells is the most massive of the seven artworks on the HDAC grounds.

Wells embedded pairs of vertical steel sheets — one 5.5 by 6 feet, the other 7.5 by 5 feet — that lean away from each other like hollow walls on the verge of collapse. Straight lines etched onto the surface edges of “Two Pieces” contrast with the work’s subtle curvatures.

The detailed map of site locations, available at the gallery, includes statements by the artists. The briefest of these is by Nori Morimoto of Waterbury, who advised, “Just look at the work.” Paradoxically, his is one of most intellectually

engaging sculptures in the exhibition.

“Modern Tower” is a human-scaled, geometric steel abstraction, painted yellow.

Depending on the viewer’s angle, the work seems to change from triangular planes and negative spaces to rectangular shapes. The way shadows fall across the surfaces contributes to this effect.

Two works in the village beyond the HDAC grounds are the figurative steel piece “Can-Can Ladies” by Catherine Clear of Burlington, and “China Court Lady” by Herb Ferris of Windsor. Ferris’ piece is the more abstract, a stone effigy based on an ancient Chinese tomb sculpture. Clear’s work captures the

have gleaming ceramic ends and multiple swivels for balance. In his statement, Allen likens the sculpture’s movement to Tai Chi. Slim birds, such as herons and cranes, also come to mind.

A couple of decades ago, orange was the most popular hue in these blocky steel sculptures; now yellow appears to be in vogue. Morimoto uses it, and Sandra Salisbury of Long Island City, N.Y., uses the same shade in “Parts and the Whole.”

Her work is a trio of geometric plywood pieces, prototypes for concrete castings.

Like Morimoto’s piece they are humanscale, but despite their semicircular shapes, they seem more static.

Wells embedded pairs of vertical steel sheets that lean away from each other like hollow walls on the verge of collapse. movement of the can-can dance.

All other works are positioned along or near the Stowe Recreation Path.

Johnson sculptor Leila Bander’s “A Kind of Pipe Organ” is a congregation of nine, roughly 11-foot-tall pipes punctuated by a variety of cut-out letters, ovals and holes. The torched cuts take place high on the irregularly spaced cylinders, making the forms appear lighter toward the sky.

Larz Allen’s “Kinetics #5” is a pair of very tall, ever-moving, spindly forms, like upside-down mobiles reaching toward the clouds rather than the ground. The Jeffersonville artist’s works

Another great destination for outdoor sculpture in Stowe is the newly opened West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park, curated by gallery owners Chris Curtis and Tari Swenson, both of whom are artists. Located behind the Rusty Nail on the Mountain Road, the West Branch is not officially part of “Exposed!” but some works by present and past exhibitors are among the dozens of pieces on display.

This is the ideal season for viewing public sculpture, and Stowe provides an ideal summertime venue for outdoor work in every genre — except, of course, snow sculpture. m

DOUG BIKLEN: “Addison County and Beyond,” photography. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. Reception July 23, 5-7 p.m. Through August.

VERMONT, DAY BY DAY: A view of Vermont through the eyes of press photographers Glenn Callahan, Stefan Hard, Craig Line, Sandy Macys, Amy Kolb Noyes, Jon Olender, Jack Rowell and Jeb WallaceBrodeur, Main Floor Gallery; and PROJECT INDEPENDENCE: Artwork by participants in the adult day service; and ANNE DAVIS: People portraits. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Reception July 23, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through August 14.

VERMONT LANDSCAPE SHOW: Works by three of the gallery’s top landscape artists, Gary Eckhart, Elizabeth Allen and Bob Aiken. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Reception July 24, 5-7 p.m. with live jazz by Cathryn Gaylord. Through August.

ART IN BLOOM: Floral art in multiple media by 16 local artists, in conjunction with the Randolph Garden Club’s 38th annual flower show. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9660. Reception July 24, 6-7:30 p.m. Through August 1.

BAY DANFORTH: Landscape and portrait paintings. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 453-3311.

Reception July 25, 4 p.m. Through August 28.

TALKS/ EVENTS CULTURE: NOTHING FOR SALE: A nonjudgmental, noncommercial exhibition of ideas and talent in a variety of media. 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 865-2084. One night only, July 21, 8 p.m. – midnight.

ART HOUSE: Artist Janet Van Fleet and the Vermont Housing Awareness Campaign host an event in which children ages 5-11 make art for a touring exhibit on the theme “what home means to me.” Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4797069. July 24, 10 a.m. Register child

by July 22, 476-4493, ext, 211.

TEA & THE ARTS IN THE GARDEN: Enjoy watercolor paintings by Maurie Harrington and stained-glass creations by Jennifer Buckner, with live music by Guy Gagnon and Michael Waters. Horse & Carriage Barn Gallery, Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 928-3364. July 25, 1-5 p.m.

Exhibit through July 28.

TOUR DES ARTS: In Québec’s Eastern Townships of Knowlton, Sutton and Mansonville, 37 artists throw open their studios to visitors, through July 25, 10 a.m. – 5 p.m. Cultural events each evening. Brochures at Tourist Information Centers, or at 800-565-8455. For more info, visit www.tourdesarts.com.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 42A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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<exhibitions> TALKS/EVENTS << 41A JOSEPH MUNGOTHI TALK: The artist-inresidence from Kenya will give a slidetalk about his sculpture. Carving & Sculpture Center, W. Rutland, 438-2097.

July 21 and July 28, 7 p.m.

LUNCHTIME GALLERY TALK: Assistant art prof and co-curator Roberto Tejada gives a lecture, “Luis Gispert’s Transgressive Baroque,” in conjunction with the artist’s exhibit. Second Floor Galleries, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. July 27, 12:30 p.m.

For art workshops and instruction, see “classes” in Section B.

ONGOING ::burlington area

SELF-SUFFICIENT The Southern Vermont Art Center’s Yester House is the site of month-long “solo exhibitions,” which showcase not just one but a small group of contemporary artists from New England and beyond. Of the seven currently featured, Kate Gridley reaches the farthest back for artistic inspiration: to the Renaissance. First she creates her materials herself — chalk, charcoal, paints and varnishes — and then creates timeless stilllifes, lush with light and color.

GROUP SHOW: Acrylic paintings by Ethan Azarian and Michael Smith, photography

by Cynthia Silvey and watercolor and ink works by Michael Tann. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273.

Through October.

LINDSEY LOUCHHEIM: “Insect Series,” mixed-media paintings. Speeder & Earl’s, Pine St., Burlington, 372-4147. Through August 4.

RETREATING IN THE BACK YARD: An exhibit of new paintings by Eloise Beil, Carol Hinrichsen, Carol Norton and Delia Robinson. Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-3648. Through September 4.

NATURAL GRACE: “IMAGES FOR A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE”: Paintings, prints and collaborations exploring the relationships between humans and nature by Janet Fredericks, Dona Seegers, Davis TeSelle and Cameron Davis. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through September 7.

CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: A members’ show featuring the works of nine photographers. Union Station, Burlington, 828-5352. Through July 30.

JULIA DOTOLI: Recent mixed-media works.

Stella, Burlington, 203-249-4737.

Through August.

JODI HEALD & ALYSSA DAVIE: Oil and acrylic paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through August 1.

CHRISTINE NEUHARDT: Glass, stained glass, watercolors and acrylic paintings.

Greenhouse and dining room; and JASON AUSTERHOUT: Acrylic paintings, bar.

Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 8629647. Through July.

JAY COSTELLO: “A Little Abstract,” blackand-white photographs. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 879-4222.

Through August.

STEWART MCHENRY: Photographs of the Middle East. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through July.

ETIENNE PERRET: Fine jewelry in colored diamonds and precious metals; and SUSAN OSMOND: New paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through July.

PETRIA MITCHELL: “New Work,” landscape oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through July.

MICHAEL KUK: “Full Circle,” recent mixedmedia works. The Men’s Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through August.

GROUP SHOW: An exhibit featuring a variety of works by Charles Duke (1926-2002) and 14 regional artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848.

Through August 11.

AMBER SULICK: “Artificiality, Reflection, Circus and City,” black-and-white photographs. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. Through July.

RACHAEL TROOPER: New mixed-media works. Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074.

Through July.

‘WISH YOU WERE HERE’: A selection of Vermont postcards depicting Vermont history and New England life from Special Collections in UVM’s Bailey/Howe Library; and LEIGH BURTON & WENDY HIRSCHBERG: “Aftermath,” paintings and works on paper, and wall-hung sculptures, respectively. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Both through September 12.

BARBARA GARBER: “Connecting Flight,” a site-specific wall installation, through July; and KIT DONNELLY: “Open Spaces,” acrylics on canvas and watercolors, through August. Airport Gallery, Burlington International Airport, 865-7165.

“MATERIAL VISIONS”: A group exhibition exploring the variety of ways glass is used as an artistic medium, through August 1; and DIANE FINE: “Repast,” prints. Lorraine B. Good Room, through July 30. Firehouse Center, Burlington, 865-7165.

“THE NEW NEW ENGLAND 2004”: Paintings, sculptures, dioramas and photographs representing elements of New England culture by six Northeast artists.

Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766.

Through August 8.

“VERMONT SELECTIONS 2”: A satellite exhibition of new work by a group of Vermont artists. McCarthy Gallery, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 253-8358.

Through August 8.

SCULPTURE PARK: Sculpture works on display at S.T. Griswold Co., Williston, Art’s Alive, 864-1557. Through August.

“ME, MYSELF & I”: A group exhibit featuring individual self-portraits by more than 20 artists; and HANS KRAGH-JACOBSEN: “Ironikons,” assemblages by the Danish artist and filmmaker. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through August 26.

ROY NEWTON: “Cookin’ at the Onion,” handmade prints of jazz greats. Red Onion Café, Burlington, 865-2563.

Through July 20.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE: A group show featuring works in multiple media by members of the Essex Art League. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 879-1236. Through July 30.

MHEI GROUP SHOW: Mixed-media works by mentally disabled artists and their families, friends and health-care providers.

Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 658-6508. Through summer.

‘ART OF THE NEEDLE’: An exhibition featuring 100 18th-, 19th- and 20th-century American quilts; and ‘LES BORDS DE LA LOIRE PRES DE NANTES’: A painting by the late French landscape artist CharlesFrançois Daubigny; also, ‘PEDAL TO THE METAL’: An exhibit documenting the history of children’s pedal cars; and ‘AMERICAN VISIONS OF PARADISE’: Paintings by great American artists including Grandma Moses, Thomas Cole, Washington Allston and Jasper Cropsey. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, ext. 3330. Through October.

WEST TOWER EXHIBIT: A group show featuring fabric works, holographic gratings and steel sculptures. ECHO, Burlington Waterfront, 864-1848. Through fall.

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SUSTAINING GRACE Four area artists — Janet Fredericks, Dona Seegers, Davis TeSelle and Cameron Davis — apply their talents to a new ecologically inspired exhibition at the Flynn Center’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery. In “Natural Grace: Images for a Sustainable Future,” the

by Bob Gasparetti; and woodcuts by Mary Simpson. Frog Hollow Craft Center, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through August 29.

ELISABET STACY-HURLEY: “Landscapes and Mindscapes,” paintings by the Icelandic artist. Last Green Place Fine Art Gallery, Middlebury, 388-3131. Through August 1.

COLLETTE FORTIN & KARLA VAN VLIET: “Ancient Techniques, New Visions,” jewelry and Chinese brush paintings, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032.

Through July.

ARTISTS’ ALLEY: Murals and mosaic-covered benches by community artists of all ages. Off Main St., Bristol, 453-4032.

Through October.

LOIS JACKSON: “Wildflowers of Mt. Independence,” watercolor paintings. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 948-2000. Through October 11.

“ALWAYS IN SEASON’: Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present.

Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through November 13.

ROD MACIVER: Wilderness-themed watercolors and gifts. Heron Dance Gallery, Middlebury, 388-4875. Ongoing.

SUSAN BENEDICT: An exhibition of new work in the artist’s studio. Native Tongue Pottery, Brandon, 247-8214. Ongoing.

::central GRETCHEN ZIMMER: “Homage to Andy Warhol,” acrylic paintings. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4841. Through September 1.

EMERGING ARTISTS: An exhibition of works by more than 70 young local artists. Tunbridge Library, 889-9822.

Through August 23.

GROUP SHOW: Works in multiple media by Peter Huntoon, Peter Maynard, Nancy Tips, Ken Wheeler and the Green Mountain Rug Hooking Guild. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through August 15.

MAGGIE NEALE: “Mexican Visions Continue,” oil paintings with a beeswax/copal mixture and fabric. City Center, Montpelier, 229-9446. Through August 6.

ART IN BLOOM: Floral art and photography, featuring the works of 16 area artists.

Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232.

Through August 1.

VERMONT ARTISTS: A group show in multi-

artists use acrylic paint, Xerox transfers, giclée prints, and ink on Mylar to “explore the relationships between humans and nature.” Pictured: “Wild Iris Supine” by Davis.

ple media. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through August.

ANDREW YOUNG: Photography; and CAROLINE SAGONICH: “Abstract Catanddogism,” abstract paintings.

Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800.

Through July.

NINA GODIWALLA: “Journey,” acrylic paintings. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 2299409. Through July.

ERIC DAVID LAXMAN: Figurative and abstract sculptures made from stone and metal. The Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, W. Rutland, 438-2097. Through August 1.

‘THE CREATIVE GARDEN’: Garden sculptures, furniture, birdbaths and feeders, fountains and pottery planters by Vermont craftspeople. Artisans Hand, Montpelier, 229-9492. Through August 15.

RANDY ALLEN: “Feeling the Landscape,” landscape oil paintings. Governor Douglas’ office, Montpelier, 828-0749.

Through July.

MICHAEL STEWART & MATT BUCY: “States of Head: Unauthorized Portraits,” largerthan-life oil portraits of men in power and a video installation that paints network footage and Web images into the face of President Bush as he gives the State of the Union address, respectively.

The Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 280-1864. Through July.

RENEE CIOTTI: Photographs. City Hall Gallery, Montpelier, 229-6769. Through July.

“OPEN SPECTRUM”: A color-themed group show featuring works by 41 artists; and ANNIE GOULD: Landscape pastels. T.W. Wood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743. Both through July 23.

GROUP SHOW: Paintings and photographs by 10 Vermont artists. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through September 13.

“QUILTING: STITCHING THE PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE”: A collection of memorial, special-occasion and multi-generational quilts and their stories. Chandler

Center for the Arts, Randolph, 728-3232.

Through July 27.

KENNETH P. OCHAB: Landscape oil paintings, as well as works by other Vermont artists. Goldleaf Gallery, Waitsfield, 2793824. Ongoing.

::northern EXPOSED!: An annual outdoor sculpture exhibition throughout the town of Stowe, featuring 19 sculptures by local and national artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through October 16.

LAND & LIGHT: INVITATIONAL LANDSCAPE EXHIBITION: A juried show of renowned Vermont and New England painters. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through October 18.

LYNN RUPE: “Expect Delays,” new paintings. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Through August 29.

TERRY EKASALA: recent oil-on-linen paintings; and LIAN BREHM: “Para+phrase,” digital and mixed-media works. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 748-2600.

Through July.

GROUP SHOW: An exhibit featuring a variety of two- and three-dimensional works by more than 50 artists. Tamarack Gallery, E. Craftsbury, 586-8078. Through Labor Day. BARBARA WAGNER: “Glimpses,” new abstract paintings. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through August 23.

GROUP EXHIBIT: Twenty-five area artists explore “art and space” at the West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through August 15.

DON WILKINSON: “Fatal Transgressions,” work depicting the seven deadly sins; and ELIZABETH WILKINSON: “Things I’ve Lost, Things I’ve Found,” art quilts.

Chow! Bella, St. Albans, 524-1405.

Through July.

JOAN & ENRIQUE SANCHEZ: Paintings, drawings and book illustrations. Back Room Gallery, St. Johnsbury, 748-0158.

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GAYLEEN AIKEN: Twenty-one framed paintings. GRACE Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857.

Through July 24.

“VERMONT SELECTIONS”: A juried exhibition of new work by 32 Vermont artists, Main Gallery. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through August.

BREAD & PUPPET EXHIBIT: Hundreds of puppets and masks. Bread & Puppet Museum, Glover, 525-3031. Through November 1.

20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings

by Mary and Alden Bryan. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 22.

GROUP SHOW: Oil watercolors, photos, mixed-media works and maritime sculptures by several artists. The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 524-4447. Ongoing.

THE ART GALLERY: Original oils, watercolors, sculpture and giclée prints by area artists. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007.

Ongoing.

::southern LINDA BANKS & KATHLEEN BERRY: “Solstice Celebration,” fused glass and watercolor inspired by the changing seasons. Grapevine Studio, Quechee, 2952332. Through July.

DALE CHIHULY: “Glass and Prints,” works by the famed glass artist, through March 15, 2005; and JULY SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Paintings and sculptures by eight contemporary international artists, Yester House, through August 10; and “ZELDA

BY HERSELF”: Paintings by the late Zelda Fitzgerald and illustrations by her granddaughter, Eleanor “Bobbie” Lanahan, through August 10; and THE AMERICAN GARDEN LEGACY: Reproductions of garden images from the 1920s and ’30s, through July 25.

Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

::regional 2ND ANNUAL REGIONAL JURIED EXHIBITION: Works by artists from New York, Vermont and Quebec. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518-563-1604. Through July 24.

ROLAND E. STEVENS: Watercolor paintings.

Depot Theatre Gallery, Westport, N.Y., 518-962-4449. Through July 26.

GAIL BESSETTE: “Glimpses,” landscape paintings, through August 8; and DIANE MENZIES: “Quietude,” oil paintings, North Gallery, through August 5. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 518523-2512.

“SMALL PAINTINGS”: Works inspired by Lake Champlain and the Adirondacks by four regional artists. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494.

Through July 28.

“VROOM, HUM & ROCK”: Neon sculptures

by François Alfred M, chrome-and-paint sculptures and photographs of choppers and bikes by Ken Aiken, and classic rock ’n’ roll images from the Anniversary Show.

Galerie Harwood, Hudson, Québec, 450458-1557. Through August 1.

ADIRONDACK ART CHAIRS EXHIBIT: A traveling exhibit featuring 38 Adirondack chairs crafted by regional artists. Various locations, 518-523-2512. Through August 28.

“LOOKING BACK, MOVING FORWARD”: Thirty-four images by 19th- and 20thcentury female photographers, through September 19; and LUIS GISPERT: “Loud Images,” photographs, sound sculptures and multi-media installations, through September 19; and “DREAMING OF COUNTRY”: Eleven contemporary Aboriginal paintings, through August 29.

Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426.

JEAN COCTEAU: “L’Enfant Terrible,” works crossing different artistic disciplines by the 20th-century artist, through August 29; and HIGH POINTS: SELECTIONS FROM THE COLLECTION OF CONTEMPORARY CANADIAN ART: New works by national artists, through October 3; and NELSON HENRICKS: “Satellite,” new works by the Alberta-born artist, through October 17; and ALBRECHT DURER: MASTER PRINTMAKER OF THE GERMAN RENAISSANCE: Works from the National Gallery of Canada, through August 8. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-2000. 쩾

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PREVIEWS THE BOURNE SUPREMACY: Matt Damon stars in the follow-up to the 2002 smash about a trained assassin whose lethal skills come in handy as one-time coworkers continually try to kill him. Based on the popular series of espionage thrillers by Robert Ludlum. With Franka Potente and Brian Cox. Directed by Paul Greengrass. (109 min, PG-13) CATWOMAN: Halle Berry follows the tedious Die Another Day and the tiresome Gothika with this fast-buck film-acting in which she plays a graphic designer who’s transformed into a feline superhero after uncovering a nefarious scheme being hatched at the cosmetics firm where she works. OK...

Benjamin Bratt costars. (104 min, PG-13) DE-LOVELY: Kevin Kline stars in Irwin Winkler’s big-screen look at the life of immortal composer and man’s man Cole Porter. Ashley Judd costars in the role of his slack-cutting missus. With Jonathan Pryce. (125 min, PG-13) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: Jared Hess makes his directorial debut with this quirky comedy about a high school outcast who proves an unlikely hero. Starring Jon Heder and Aaron Ruell. (86 min, PG) ORWELL ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE: Robert Kane directs this documentary, which offers a critical examination of the state of the Fourth Estate. (95 min, NR)

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I, Robot ★★★

I I, CARUMBA Proyas’ latest is a shockingly derivative bit of sci-fi with virtually no connection to Asimov’s book.

can see it now — a whole new trend in Hollywood marketing. Unless I’m wrong, here’s what you’ll see happening more and more: Studios will put out pictures “suggested by” timeless works by immortal authors. They’ll appear to be toney projects, but, as audiences will discover all too late, the big-screen adaptations will have almost nothing to do with the books whose titles they’ve appropriated. It’s easy money for the authors or their estates, and for the studios it’s a lot easier than making a good movie. A winwin proposition. Unless, of course, you happen to be on the ticket-buying end of the deal.

Isaac Asimov is a writer with more than a few timeless works of science fiction to his credit, and it certainly didn’t hurt the opening weekend grosses of I, Robot to have his name in its credits. Too bad nobody at Fox seems to have read the book on which it was based. Sorry, I mean by which it was “suggested.”

Alex (The Crow) Proyas’ take on Asimov is sure to impress as a mind-blowing exercise in futuristic fantasy.

Assuming, of course, you’ve never seen a movie about robots before. In particular Blade Runner, Bicentennial Man, Robocop, The Terminator, The Matrix or A.I. Because his latest is a rusty, rather dispensable contraption assembled entirely of parts pirated from those films.

Will Smith does the wisecracking action-hero thing again in the role of a Chicago detective with a microchip on his shoulder. The year is 2035 and personal robots are as common as personal computers are today.

As a result of a pivotal incident in his life, Smith’s character has a problem with cyborgs. He’s the artificial-intelligence equivalent of a racist, in fact, and his paranoia has made him the laughingstock of his precinct. When a wellknown robot designer (James Cromwell) commits suicide, Smith cries wolf, claiming that the scientist was really murdered by a humanoid run amok.

For a time, the detective appears to be right. He discovers the existence of a renegade robot that appears to have developed the ability to reason, reflect and even feel.

“Sonny” is among the newest generation of androids produced by the so-powerful-it-has-to-be-evil corporation U.S. Robotics, but for some reason he’s evolved beyond his fellow machines.

Alan Tudyk provides the voice for Sonny, and anyone who has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey will recognize that he’s doing a convincing impression of HAL 9000, the supercomputer that runs amok in Stanley Kubrick’s classic. With the assistance of CGIs, Proyas fills the screen at times with hundreds, even thousands, of these new robots. It’s unfortunate that, individually or en masse, they are not more visually interesting. Aside from their see-through Lucite faces, they’re an uninspired combination of chrome and black cable.

While Sonny turns out to be one of the good guys, a ’droid revolution is indeed in the works, and the fate of humankind winds up in the hands of the maverick cop, a U.S. Robotics staffer/mandatory movie babe played by Bridget Moynahan, and their prefab pal. Of course, in a movie so predictably programmed, what chance does an army of killer machines have against this trio?

I, Robot is not a total waste of time. Proyas creates a snazzy futurescape, in a Blade Runner-lite sort of way, and one or two of the film’s effects are eye-poppers. It’s as derivative as a motion picture can be, however, a by-thenumbers action film retrofitted as a sci-fi work of art.

Smith, for his part, evidently has tired of Oscar-chasing and elected to resume a career of car chases and shootouts.

Asimov’s imprint is nowhere to be found. The film’s producers bought the rights to one of his best-known works, took the title, and tossed the rest in the trash. The author’s fans will be well advised to pass; it’s one thing not to do a book justice, and quite another not to do a book at all. m

ANCHORMAN★★★1/2 Will Ferrell co-wrote and stars in this comedy about a ’70s TV newsman and his rivalry with a female journalist who challenges him for the top spot at their San Diego station. With Christina Applegate and Paul Rudd. Directed by firsttimer Adam McKay. (94 min, PG-13) AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS★★1/2 Jackie Chan and Steve Coogan star in the latest version of the comic saga in which London inventor Phineas Fogg stakes his reputation on a bet that he can circumnavigate the globe in no more than 80 days.

Jim Broadbent and Cecile De France costar.

Frank Coraci directs. (100 min, PG) BATTLE OF ALGIERS★★★★1/2 Now in rerelease, director Gillo Pontecorvo’s 1965 pseudo-documentary offers a powerful portrait of the conflict between Algerian citizens and their French “protectors,” a situation which, in retrospect, has more than a few parallels to the U.S.’s involvement in Vietnam. (125 min, NR) A CINDERELLA STORY★ The latest from Mark (Model Behavior) Rosman features Hilary Duff as a downtrodden high school student whose life is changed when she meets her personal Prince Charming on the Internet.

Chad Michael Murray co-stars. (96 min, PG) THE CLEARING★★★ Robert Redford and Willem Dafoe star in this thriller from firsttime director Pieter Jan Brugge, the story of a self-made tycoon taken hostage from his home in broad daylight. Helen Mirren costars. (91 min, R) COFFEE AND CIGARETTES★★★ Jim Jarmusch shot this collection of offbeat vignettes over a period of 17 years. The offbeat cast includes Iggy Pop, Tom Waits, Taylor Mead,

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

War Coverage

Resistance fighters plot clandestine actions, ordinary criminals seek moneymaking opportunities, and everyday citizens rich and poor just want to board the next boat for England.

Isabelle Adjani — who’ll be honored at this year’s Montréal World Film Festival — has a radiant, possibly Botoxed face that perfectly captures the vain self-absorption of the central character. The 48-year-old actress portrays Viviane, a femme fatale of indeterminate age whose lovers, particularly those with wealth and power, invariably shield her from harsh reality. A star of the cinema, she is transparently manipulative, but men of that era are unable to resist her charms.

Frederic (the delightful Gregori Derangere) is one of those hapless suckers.

More than a decade younger than Viviane, he’s a writer with little money and few connections. She knows his most useful quality is a willingness to do whatever it takes to make her happy. This notion lands him in prison, after she apparently kills another suitor and persuades Frederic to take the blame in order to shield her from bad publicity.

But he escapes from jail just as the tanks roll into the City of Light. On a crowded train to the as-yet-unoccupied Bordeaux, where at least half of France also seems headed, Frederic meets Camille (Virginie Ledoyen). She’s the lovely assistant to an elderly Jewish scientist (Jean-March Stehle) who must flee the country to protect his hide and his supply of “heavy water,” an ingredient for making atomic bombs, from the Nazis.

Espionage may be in the air when an American reporter (Peter Coyote) begins befriending the protagonists, as they become entangled in a chaotic city suddenly populated by refugees of all stripes.

Resistance fighters plot clandestine actions, ordinary criminals seek moneymaking opportunities, and everyday citizens rich and poor just want to board the next boat for England.

The Minister of Justice (Gérard Dépardieu), another of Viviane’s ardent patsies, is also on the scene. He’s among the exiled government officials willing to collaborate with the Third Reich — just the type of Frenchmen today’s right-wing hawks tend to call “cheese eating surrender monkeys.”

Some critics have unfavorably and unfairly compared Bon Voyage to similarly themed films in different genres. One even complained that it’s not The Pianist, Roman Polanksi’s sober Holocaust drama.

Merde! This is simply an old-fashioned spy movie enlivened by wonderfully manic performances, Gabriel Yared’s evocative score and plenty of panache.

Michael Tolkin, a 1974 Middlebury College grad, is a successful West Coast screenwriter now adapting a book about corporate espionage. The title: Paranoia.

His sardonic wit spawned The Player — both the script and the novel that inspired it. That hilarious 1992 Hollywood satire, directed by Robert Altman, was nominated for several Academy Awards. Once a folklore and religion major at the prestigious Vermont school, Tolkin made his own directorial debut 13 years ago with The Rapture, an offbeat tale about Christian fundamentalist beliefs.

Ex-Vermonter Martin Guigui — who shot Wedding Band here several years before it was released in 2001 as My XGirlfriend’s Wedding Reception — has

directed a new release. Swing opened July 9 in New York City to primarily disappointing reviews. The indie romantic comedy, which stars Jacqueline Bisset, Tom Skerritt and legendary comic Jonathan Winters, adds a supernatural flourish to a story about the retro dance craze that swept the West Coast in the last decade. The Buenos Aires-born filmmaker, who now lives in California, is also a musician and son of former Vermont Symphony Orchestra maestro Efrain Guigui.

General Vincent Brooks, who appears in Control Room during several sequences devoted to media briefings, is the relative of a Vermont legislator. “He’s my brother Leo’s son,” says Rep. Francis Brooks (D-Montpelier). “And Vincent’s brother, also named Leo and also a general, is the commander of cadets at West Point.” The documentary, playing at the Roxy in Burlington, observes news coverage of the Iraq invasion — particularly by the Al Jazeera network — from U.S. military headquarters in Qatar. Brooks says his nephew, who was born in Alaska, has left the Middle East and is now at the Pentagon. Please give our regards to Rummy. m

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BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

THE PUZZLE:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? (NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.)

HOSTESS TWINKIES may provoke murder, especially in San Francisco.

Going from here to Montréal in a TAXI CAB may cost you a couple of C-notes.

“Put it where the SUN don’t shine” is an overused, nerdy, loser expression.

MARGARINE, not butter, was the substance applied in Last Tango in Paris.

Kelly and Bob said they first did it in the back of a SCHOOL BUS. We are going to throw BANANA cream pies at a friend if he misses the wormhole.

Under the right conditions, an egg YOLK may turn into a baby CHICK. Lots of animals, and a few humans, use PEE to mark their dating hangouts.

Passing muster is not quite the same as passing the MUSTARD. DAFFODILS make the world seem sunnier, unless you’re a sad sack by nature.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com) or write me at SEVEN DAYS. Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS TUPPERWARE. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 47A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Think of a certain submarine.

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on Voyage, an entertaining farce about a rather grim time, is a French screwball comedy with a somewhat Casablanca-like narrative. Set in the summer of 1940 as the Germans are poised to overtake Paris, it offers a mildly satirical view of how individuals respond to sinister moments in history. The English-subtitled film, directed by Jean-Paul Rappeneau from a script he co-wrote, screens at 7 and 9:15 p.m. on July 24 at Dartmouth College’s Loew auditorium in Hanover, New Hampshire.

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SHORTS << 44A Jack White and Bill Murray. (96 min, R) CONTROL ROOM★★★1/2 Jehane Noujaim’s latest offers a documentary look behind the scenes at al-Jazeera and draws some provocative conclusions about the fairness of war coverage offered by the Arabic network and its counterparts in the U.S. media.

(84 min, NR) DODGEBALL★★1/2 On the heels of Along Came Polly, Starsky and Hutch and Envy, along comes Ben Stiller’s comic saga about a team of losers who try to save their local gym from being bulldozed and replaced by a modern sports-and-fitness palace. Naturally, the issue winds up getting resolved by an all-or-nothing round of dodgeball. Vince Vaughn and Justin Long costar. First-timer Rawson Marshall Thurber writes and directs. (90 min, PG-13) FAHRENHEIT 9/11★★★1/2 The new documentary from Academy Award-winning director Michael Moore is sure to rank among the year’s most controversial and provocative.

The filmmaker offers a searing examination of the Bush administration’s actions in the wake of the 2001 terrorist attacks. (110 min, R) GARFIELD★1/2 He was the cat’s pajamas in Lost in Translation; now he’s the cat. Bill Murray stars in this animated feature that brings America’s favorite feline to the big screen.

With Liz Wilson and Breckin Meyer. (80 min, PG) HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN★★1/2 In the series’ third installment, everybody’s favorite boy wizard — now a teenager — is pursued by a dastardly character who just escaped from prison and may have played a role in the death of Harry’s parents. Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Gary Oldman, Emma Thompson and David Thewlis. Directed by Alfonso (Y Tu Mama También) Cuaron. (142 min, PG) I ROBOT★★1/2 Will Smith stars in this sci-fieffects fest directed by Alex (Dark City) Proyas and based on an Isaac Asimov short story collection, in which a detective discovers that servant androids pose a threat to humankind. With Bridget Moynahan and Chi McBride. (115 min, PG-13) KING ARTHUR★★1/2 Antoine (Training Day) Fuqua directs this Jerry Bruckheimer extravaganza marketed as the first “historically accurate” version of the timeless legend. Clive

Owen stars. (140 min, PG-13) MEAN GIRLS*** Lindsay Lohan and Rachel McAdams star in the latest from Mark (Freaky Friday) Waters, the story of a homeschooled teen who enters public school and is shocked to find it a savage social jungle in which only the popular survive. Based on a screenplay by SNL’s Tina Fey. (97 min, PG13) THE NOTEBOOK★★1/2 Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are paired in the latest from director Nick Cassavetes, a love story that spans the life of a North Carolina couple. Based on the 1996 best-seller by Nicholas Sparks and with Gena Rowlands. (121 min, PG-13) THE PUNISHER★1/2 Tiresome Trend Alert! Yet another comic book provides the basis for big-screen product. Jonathan Hensleigh makes his directorial debut with this adaptation of the Marvel series concerning a muscle-bound vigilante of mystery who relies on his intelligence and combat experience to avenge those wronged by society’s villains.

Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta and Laura Elena Harring. (124 min, R) SAVED!★★★ Jena Malone and Macaulay Culkin star in this comic satire set in a Christian high school. Martin Donovan costars. Brian Dannelly wrote and directed. (92 min, PG13) SHREK 2★★★1/2 Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy re-team for the follow-up to 2001’s animated monster hit. This time around, John Cleese comes on board as Shrek’s new father-in-law. (105 min, PG) SLEEPOVER★1/2 Joe (George Lucas in Love) Nussbaum brings us this laugh-a-thon about a gaggle of teenaged girls whose pajama party morphs into a wild-though-PG-rated night on the town. Alexa Vega and Jane Lynch star. (82 min, PG) SPIDER-MAN 2★★★ Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst are paired for the sequel to director Sam Raimi’s $400 million 2002 hit (the fifth-largest grosser of all times). Alfred Molina takes on the webbed wonder, this time in the role of the evil, multi-limbed Dr. Octavius. With Rosemary Harris and James Franco. (127 min, PG-13) SUPER SIZE ME★★★ Morgan Spurlock brings us this biting documentary about the perils of fast food. (98 min, NR) THE TERMINAL★★★1/2 Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks reteam for the story of an

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FIGHTING WORDS When General Pinochet’s agents ransacked Chilean poet Pablo Neruda’s bedroom just days after the dictator seized power in 1973, Neruda responded, “Words are the only weapons here.” Vermont versifiers also know that the pen is mightier than the sword when it comes to winning hearts and minds. Nine outstanding Vermont poets prove the point at a reading for peace. Vermont State Laureate Grace Paley shares the stage with Greg Delanty, David Budbill, Galway Kinnell, Jody Gladding, Diane Swan, Major Jackson, David Hinton and Martha Zweig. John Dunlop, principal cellist of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, performs works by J.S. Bach. Photographer Joel Preston Smith’s recent images from Iraq round out the artistic artillery.

POETS FOR PEACE Wednesday, July 28, City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 865-6792.

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<calendar > WED.21 scene@WAITERS’ RACE music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: Mozart, Libby Larsen and Tchaikovsky fill the musical menu at this classical concert. A shorter children’s concert precedes in the afternoon. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 & 8 p.m. $18.

Info, 800-639-3443.

PIANO CONCERT: This performance features New York University professor Deirdre O’Donohue and pianist Gwen Beamish. Waterside Hall, Adamant Music School, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 229-9297.

CROSBY, STILLS & NASH: Relive Woodstock and teach your children about the famous folkrockers. Shelburne Museum, 6:30 p.m. $60.5065.50. Info, 654-7079.

BLUES FOR BREAKFAST: The Burlington-based band brings its brand of rock and blues to Mills Riverside Park, Underhill, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 899-2693.

SING ALONG: Join voices with the Handel Society of Dartmouth College on Schubert’s Mass in Eflat and Fauré’s Requiem. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

DOWNTOWN VERGENNES, WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 3 P.M.

The French Revolution was ignited when a mob of rioting waiters, and others, emptied the Bastille prison on July 14, 1789.

The insurrection resulted in cheap-date Rosé Mateus succumbing to artsy-fartsy Beaujolais, hoagies being replaced by croissandwiches, and a sustainable artisan cheese industry ripening in Vermont.

Celebrating the French traditions of free speech and fine cuisine, Alice and Christophe Lissarrague — owners of Christophe’s Restaurant — held their fourth annual Bastille Day Waiters’ Race in Vergennes last week. Each competing waiter carried a tray with two glasses and an open bottle of Perrier balanced on one hand. Touching with the free hand, spilling or dropping were grounds for disqualification.

Twelve spectators and a camera crew from Channel 3 News turned out to watch the women’s heat. Lissarrague banged a casserole with a stainless-steel ladle and called out “Go!” in a distinctive French accent. Then the five femme competitors disappeared around the back of Christophe’s, treading in a tensely cautious formation. According to Alice, the race has never been close enough to require a timing device. Sans an official clock, I’d estimate that about 12 minutes elapsed before the leader emerged into view and headed toward the finish.

Jennifer LaBerge of Café Shelburne captured the women’s gold. As she recovered, her teammate Michelle Fongemi recited the established wisdom du jour, “Walk with big strides. If you run, you will fail.” Fongemi failed to place because she dropped her Perrier bottle while surging across the finish line. The silver went to steady-handed Karen White of Black Sheep Bistro.

Finn Sonin, four-time silver medalist from Burlington’s Five Spice Café, agreed with Fongemi’s advice. His trademark style: “Slow and steady.”

Unacquainted with the conventional approach, Basin Harbor newcomer Jason Buys immediately led the field of six hommes, by sprinting from the starting exhortation. He batted aside admiration for his ability to run with a full tray, crediting his win on the aerodynamic design of his sunglasses and serving tray. His pin-tuck tuxedo shirt gave him the advantage of “the slipstream effect,” he said.

Mike Tallman, also of Café Shelburne, came in second.

Winners received dinners at Christophe’s. The rest of us went home to our own fast, or slow, food.

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dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 899-2422.

drama ‘THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL’: The Fairfax Community Theater stages the ever-popular musical of adventure, romance and rescue.

Bellows Free Academy Fairfax High School, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 849-6025.

‘ALL MY SONS’: Arthur Miller’s play based on a post-WWII family opens at the Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 253-3961.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCERS’: The Vermont Theatre Ensemble stages this two-person play about a woman who is pulled from the ocean and finds herself trapped in the life of her rescuer. See review, this issue. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington.

8 p.m. $12. Info, 879-4060.

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Citizens with disabilities working together for dignity, independence, and civil rights. invites you to a celebration of its

25th Anniversary Join staff and friends for food, entertainment, and fun!

Wednesday, July 28th 5:00 - 7:00 p.m.

ECHO - the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain One College Street, Burlington, VT Cost: $25.00 per person (proceeds to benefit the programs of VCIL) ASL Interpreters will be present for the event Wheelchair accessible building and parking

Call: 1-800-639-1522 (V, TTY)

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‘SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER’: Oliver Goldsmith’s 18th-century romantic comedy entertains with absurd disguise, mistaken identities and ridiculous tomfoolery. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27.50.

Info, 654-2281.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: Weston Playhouse actors let it all hang out in this rousing musical adaptation of Terrence McNally’s novel. Weston Playhouse, 3 & 8 p.m. $31-35. Info, 824-5288.

‘MOLLY SWEENEY’: Lost Nation Theater stages Irish playwright Brian Friel’s drama about a blind woman who recovers her vision. Montpelier City Hall, 1:30 & 7:30 p.m. $15-21. Info, 229-0492.

‘THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL’: In this 19thcentury comedy, an unsuccessful son gets a less-than-welcoming reception from his very successful father. Unadilla Theater, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: The classic musical opens at the Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

‘FALSTAFF’: Shakespeare in the Barn stages this classic comedy by the Bard himself. Big Red Barn, Mary’s, Bristol, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 453-2211.

‘PEER GYNT’: Henrik Ibsen’s adventurous play about a good-for-nothing boy comes to life with an introduction to orchestral instruments.

The Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 518-523-2512.

film ‘SINCE OTAR LEFT’: In this love-hate tale directed by Julie Bertucelli, three Georgian women respond to tragedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘ALL THAT JAZZ’: This black comedy with a beat follows the career of Cabaret and Chicago choreographer Bob Fosse. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7.

Info, 603-646-2422.

‘SETTLING IN SEATTLE’: A showing of the documentary is followed by a talk about refugee issues and the making of the movie. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30. Free. Info, 865-7211.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE TREEHOUSES: Designer-builders B’fer Roth and Eyrich Stauffer talk about their arborial architecture.

Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren.

7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

STUDIO TOUR: See Barre granite sculptors at work, guided by folklorists Jane Beck and Greg Sharrow.

Meet at Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Info, 388-4964.

words WRITING GROUP: Penmen and women generate ideas and get instant feedback at a weekly free-write session. Kept Writer Bookshop, St. Albans, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 527-6242.

‘LONG JOURNEY’ SERIES: Teens and adults discuss books and films depicting the refugee and immigrant experience. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

AUTHORS BY THE PARK SERIES: Ecologist Bill McKibben, author of Enough: Staying Human in an Engineered Age, speaks and reads from his works. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 476-7550.

PULITZER BOOK DISCUSSION: A chat about Wallace Stegner’s Angle of Repose explores what makes a book prize-worthy. Warren Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913.

GRACE PALEY AND FRIENDS: Vermont’s poet laureate and emerging colleagues read from their works. St. Johnsbury Athenaum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

‘STORIES BEHIND THE STORYTELLERS’: Vermont Folklife Center director Jane Beck shares her experiences collecting tales. United Church of Christ Fellowship Hall, Greensboro, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

VERMONT WRITER SERIES: Meet Don Mitchell, farmer, teacher and author of The Nature Notebooks, at the Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-7830.

‘MEMORABLE MEMOIRS’ SERIES: Bookworms discuss Frank McCourt’s Angela’s Ashes at the South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-6209.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: Folks flock to ECHO to learn about winged hunters and messengers. Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

BIRD BANDING DEMONSTRATION: Mark Labarr and Kim Guertin show how to band wild birds and explain why it’s important for international conservation. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3068.

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Students are fully insured and bring their own spending money; host families provide room and board, and a caring environment.

For more information call: Rita Fetter 800-372-6019 or call toll-free: 1-888-44-SHARE

RADICAL AGRICULTURE PROGRAM: This lecture explores the evolution of organic growing and its recent entrance into the mainstream.

Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 9 a.m.

Free. Info, 454-8493.

TROPICAL BIRD DEMONSTRATION: Everything you ever wanted to know about cockatiels and redrump parrots but were afraid to ask. Two Rivers Farm & Craft Market, 2:30 & 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-1515.

kids WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers discover the fun of picture books, songs, rhymes, puppets and crafts. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

‘SHEEP OUT TO EAT’: Learn about animals’ dietary habits with your preschooler; people-food available, as well. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. $8. Info, 457-2355.

ANNELI BLUME: The 10-year-old Re-Bop recording artist sings songs from the album, Even Kids Get the Blues. Finkerman’s Bar-B-Q, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2295.

‘SCIENCE IS A TREASURE!’: Juniors journey to “infinity and beyond.” Well, Mars, with an educational planetarium show. South Burlington Community Library, 4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 652-7080.

EXPOS TELL TALES: Join your favorite player for baseball stories and autographs at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘STORYTIME: ABC-123’: Kids 3 and under peruse board books at Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WORKING SLED DOGS: Ed Blechner, his canines and their sled visit the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL VISIT: The Vermont Wildlife Rehabilitators Association brings their menagerie to kids in grades K-8. Waterbury Recreation

Building, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP: Preschoolers-andup paint pet rocks and listen to stories. Lincoln Library, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. City Hall Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 318-5527.

BENEFIT CANOE: A paddle aids the Nature Conservancy in the fight against invasive water chestnuts. Meet at the Orwell Village School, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 265-8645, ext. 28.

MOUNTAINEERS BASEBALL GAME: Root for the home team as they battle the Keene Swampbats. Montpelier Recreation Field, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-5224.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

etc REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Clinic, Bristol, 5-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-2627.

AN DATH UAINE: This culture club focuses on the history and current events of the Emerald Isle. Rì Rà Irish Pub, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 355-0314.

FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Two Rivers Center, Montpelier, 2-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-1515.

HISTORY CRUISE: The narrated voyage floats past significant forts, mounts and monuments.

Departs from Teachout’s Lakehouse Wharf, Shoreham, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 897-5331.

BOOK SALE: Bookworms discover bargains for all ages at the Stowe Free Library, 9 a.m. Free.

Info, 253-6145.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS CARNEVALE: This big-top Mardi Gras-style affair defies the imagination with a menagerie of on-the-edge-of-your-seat pageantry. Fullington Farm, Hanover, N.H., 4 & 8 p.m. $12-32. Info, 603-646-2422.

BURLINGTON BREAD: Gather to learn about the area’s local currency. Radio Bean, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5174.

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INTERDISPLINARY ARTISTS CONFERENCE

www.effoundation.org

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Auditions

at the Town Hall Theatre, Main Street in Stowe

Midwives

by Dana Yeaton based on the best-selling novel by Chris Bohjalian Directed by Carole Vasta-Folley

Saturday, July 31stst & Sunday, August 1stst from 10 am - 3 pm

Lost Nation Theater presents Kaufman & Hart's

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Montpelier City Hall Arts Center

COMMITTING VOICE

INTERDISPLINARY ART IN A NEW MILLENNIUM

Artist practitioners of all media – students to professionals – are invited to attend a weekend of workshops, presentations, discussions and performances, fostering a supportive environment in which to network and explore progressive, interdisciplinary art-making.

Fee: $200 for the conference, day rates available For more info call: 802-456-1208 e-mail: klinep@goddard.edu website: www.committingvoice.org

Sponsored by Diamond & Robinson, PC Opening night reception sponsor: Vermont State Employees Credit Union Underwriters: The City of Montpelier, The Times Argus, National Life Group, Mail Boxes Etc Benefactors: Capitol Stationers, The Northfield Inn Media: The Point!, WDEV, The World

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WED.21 << 05B ‘THE TASTE OF PLACE’: Discuss the flavors of Vermont over a three-course, prix fixe dinner at the Chef’s Table, 118 Main Street, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $40. Info, 229-9202.

‘MAC USERS UNITE!’: Apple enthusiasts gather for their monthly meeting. Gailer School, Shelburne. 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1985.

‘PREPARING FOR THE UNEXPECTED’: Batmobile in the shop? Learn how to handle fires, floods and other emergencies at the Woodbury Community Library, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 456-7404.

‘WISDOM OF THE ELDERS’ INFORMATION SESSION: Learn about an upcoming winter trip to explore traditional Mexican healing. Goddard College, Plainfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8315 ext. 211.

‘OPEN WIDE’ CAMPAIGN CELEBRATION: A party thanks donors and volunteers for the dental technology upgrades at the Community Health Center of Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309 ext. 191.

THU.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MORRISVILLE MILITARY BAND: Members of the armed forces get instrumental on the grounds of People’s Academy, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 888-3257.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: The Ying Quartet performs a program of Mendelssohn, Higdon, Long and Tchaikovsky. Grande Isle Lake House, 7:30. $25. Info, 862-7352.

LYLE LOVETT: The four-time Grammy Award-winner tours with new material for the first time in five years. Shelburne Museum Green, 6:30 p.m. $49.50-57.50. Info, 654-7079.

RECORDER AND VOICE CONCERT: Pick berries and listen to music at the Owl’s Head Blueberry Farm, Huntington, 6:30 p.m. $6. Info, 434-3387.

‘THE WOODIES’: Catch a sound wave with this surf-style band. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463.

THE MAMMALS: The rock ’n’ roll string band tours with their newly released CD, Rock That Babe. See calendar spotlight and record review, this issue. Jaquith Memorial Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

<calendar > YANKEE CHANK: Spice up an evening outdoors with this Cajun quartet. Rusty Parker Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5308.

dance NEW YORK CITY BALLET: The Big Apple’s best perform two American tributes with works from Gould to Gershwin. Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 2 & 8:15 p.m. $15-57.50. Info, 584-9330.

drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCER’: See July 21.

‘SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21, 8 p.m.

‘MOLLY SWEENEY’: See July 21.

‘THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL’: See July 21.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See July 21.

‘FALSTAFF’: See July 21.

‘HELLO DOLLY’: QuarryWorks stages this musical about a matchmaker who finds a match of her own. The Phillips Experimental Theater, Adamant Music School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9297.

‘CANDIDA’: In this play by George Bernard Shaw, a minister is tested when the young man he brings home falls in love with his wife.

Unadilla Theater, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $20.

Info, 456-8968.

‘BETWEEN THE QUIET POLES’: Keefe Healy’s original play about desire, love, lust, brutality and redemption is on its way to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Burlington City Hall, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542.

‘DAMN YANKEES’: The Lamoille County Players present this musical about a middle-aged baseball fan desperate for a win. Yankees fans also welcome at the Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 888-4507.

‘MASS APPEAL’: Bill Davis’ humorous exploration of weighty religious questions comes to the Dorset Playhouse, 8 p.m. $25-44. Info, 8675777.

film ‘SINCE OTAR LEFT: See July 21.

‘SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE’: Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson star in this 2003 romantic comedy. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 646-2422.

‘STAR WARS’: The original screens on the Green, Bristol, dusk. Free. Info, 453-5885.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words DISCUSSION AND SIGNING: Cultural geographer Katharine Anderson, author of Nature, Culture and Big Old Trees, discusses her findings.

Barnes & Noble Booksellers, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

MEDICARE INFO SESSION: Kym Maynard of the State Health Assistance Program helps you untangle the red tape. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

ENVIRONMENTAL LECTURE: Vermont Law School faculty speak about river laws and water rights. Cornell Library, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1310.

‘LETTERS TO VERMONT’: Historian Donald Wickman introduces you to 13 Civil War soldiers through their missives to the Rutland Herald. Odd Fellow Hall, Belmont, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 259-2848.

HISTORY TALK: Historian and author Lynn Bonfield shares stories of prospectors in the California gold rush. Orcutt Library, Saint Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

STEAMBOAT LECTURE: Find out why wagons didn’t settle the West, with author Adam Kane.

Lake Champlain Maritime Museum at Basin Harbor, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

‘SHEEP OUT TO EAT’: See July 21.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313.

FAMILY MOVIE SERIES: Grab your pajamas and popcorn for an evening of G-rated entertainment at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5129.

‘LIVIN DE LIFE’: Kids 5 and up watch 7-12th graders perform a dramatization of the Brér Rabbit tales. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: Ladies scrum for fun at Fort Ethan Allen Field, Colchester, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-9720.

BENEFIT CANOE: A paddle aids the Nature Conservancy in the fight against invasive water chestnuts. Meet at the Orwell Village School, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 265-8645, ext. 28.

MOUNTAINEERS BASEBALL GAME: Root for the home team as it takes on the Sanford Mainers.

Montpelier Recreation Field, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-5224.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 21.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See July 21, Rt. 15, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m.

HISTORY CRUISE: See July 21.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS CARNEVALE: See July 21.

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SWANTON SUMMER FESTIVAL: Rides, food, music and general revelry take over the town.

Various locations, various times. Free. Info, 868-4744.

INTERVALE THURSDAYS: Walk and learn about native edibles and medicinals, sample goodies from SugarSnap, or sound off at the open mic.

Burlington Intervale, 3-6:30 p.m., walk 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: Hermann’s Royal Lipizzan Stallions of Austria catch air at the Island Center at Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 6 p.m. $17. Info, 372-8400.

‘GROUNDS FOR HEALTH’ NETWORKING: Learn how one company mixes business with social responsibility. Coffee Enterprises, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 862-1535.

FRI.23 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CARILLON SERIES: Bell-masters from around the world ring the chimes at Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

KOTO & SHAKUHACHI CONCERT: This concert features traditional Japanese wind and stringed instruments. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

HEIDI SOONS: The VSO harpist goes solo at the Farmers’ Market. Volunteer’s Green, Richmond, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273.

LAKE PLACID SINFONIETTA: An Austrian program brings the Old Country to New York. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $22.

Info, 518-523-2512.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Winds and brass instruments shine in a program ranging from Sousa to Bach. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 862-7352.

PATRICK FITZSIMMONS: The artist performs a fresh set of love ballads and pop/folk songs from his latest, Color in the Dark. Pocket Park on State Street, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-9408.

ADAM ROSENBERG: Shout out requests all evening long at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

JAZZ REVUE: Vocalist Dawn Decker and guitarist Michael Corn star in a show called “I’ve Got Just About Everything.” Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Donation. Info, 352-4609.

‘THE ROMANCE OF PARIS’: Jean-Jacques Psaute presents an authentic French cabaret at the FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

WEDNESDAY 21-SATURDAY 24

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn the basics of ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

SWING LESSONS & DANCE: Learn original swing styles and techniques, then try out your moves. Bristol Elementary School gym, 7-8 p.m., & Holley Hall, Bristol, 8-11 p.m. $8.

Info, 453-5885.

NEW YORK CITY BALLET: The Big Apple’s best perform a moving program of European, American and Russian works. Saratoga Performing Arts Center, Saratoga Springs, N.Y., 8:15 p.m. $15-57.50. Info, 584-9330.

drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCER’: See July 21.

‘SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21, 8 p.m.

‘MOLLY SWEENEY’: See July 21, 8 p.m.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See July 21.

‘FALSTAFF’: See July 21.

‘HELLO DOLLY!’: See July 22.

‘BETWEEN THE QUIET POLES’: See July 22.

‘DAMN YANKEES’: See July 22.

‘MASS APPEAL’: See July 22.

‘THE GONDOLIERS’: Gilbert & Sullivan created this tale of two oarsmen who become joint monarchs of mighty “Barataria.” Unadilla Theatre, East Calais, 7:30 p.m. $20 Info, 456-8968.

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film RICHMOND GREEN FILM FEST: Music by the Warrens precedes a screening of Young Frankenstein. See calendar spotlight, this issue.

Volunteer’s Green, Richmond, 7 p.m. & dusk.

Free. Info, 434-7447.

‘PUSHING THE EDGE OF CONSCIOUSNESS’: Watch a video of philosopher Andrew Cohen and discuss Evolutionary Enlightenment.

Burlington College, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 238-0764.

St. Michael’s Playhouse’s staging of Oliver Goldsmith’s She Stoops to Conquer takes theatergoers on a wild romp through the 18th-century English countryside. Filled with foolery and myriad misunderstandings, the farce pokes fun at dysfunctional families, satirizes social status and mocks matchmaking. Lysistrata Project co-founder Kathryn Blume portrays Kate Hardcastle, a well-bred singleton who pretends to be a barmaid in order to win over her class-conscious suitor, played by Broadway actor John Hayden. A hard-drinking local and his menacing mom, who’s desperate to get her hands on family jewels, complicate the comedy of errors.

‘SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER’ Wednesday, July 21 through Saturday, July 24, 8 p.m. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester. $27.50. Info, 654-2281.

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See exhibitions in Section A.

MIDNIGHT HOOPS: Teens work on their night moves at the Burlington YMCA, 7 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 862-9622.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: A five-mile trek up Mount Mansfield follows the Long Trail up to the Chin. Meet at Richmond Park & Ride, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-0912.

words LINDA GREENLAW: Bear Pond Books presents the deep-sea swordfish captain, author of All Fishermen Are Liars. See calendar spotlight, this issue. Vermont College Gym, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

JOURNALISM CONFERENCE: A panel of local experts discusses the challenges and complexities of covering eco-news. Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-4308.

HISTORY DISCUSSION: Michael Sherman, coauthor of Freedom & Unity, offers a fresh perspective on state history. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2372.

kids PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See July 21, 10:15 a.m.

WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 21, Waterbury Branch Library, 9:30 a.m.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘MUSIC TIME’: “Music Man” Peter Alsen rocks the Waterbury Branch Library with family-friendly tunes. 9 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

‘MICHAEL AND THE DRAGON’: Veteran producer and director Donald Rathgeb presents this Maupassant-inspired children’s showpiece.

Saint Michael’s Playhouse, Colchester, 2 & 4 p.m. $5. Info, 654-2281 X THEATER PRESENTATION: Drama princes and princesses are inspired by an original play by kids, for kids. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘HARRY POTTER’ EVENT: J. K. Rowling fans watch Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then talk about the book. New Directions for Barre Storefront, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7378.

activism CYSTIC FIBROSIS BENEFIT: A yard sale and flea market raise funds to help battle the disease.

Bristol Recreation Park, 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 453-3952.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See July 21, Granite Junction, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5584. Broadway Lanes parking lot, Fort Edward, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 792-0198.

Volunteer’s Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 434-5273.

HISTORY CRUISE: See July 21.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS CARNEVALE: See July 21.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 22.

LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. See story, this issue. City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 598-9859. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9766.

IRISH FESTIVAL: Get lucky with Ceili dancing, face painting, and Irish music. Maple Street Park Pavilion, Essex, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1375.

LAMOILLE COUNTY FIELD DAYS: Animals, music, food and contests provide nonstop family fun at the Fairgrounds, Johnson, 9 a.m. $7.

Info, 635-7113.

SAT.24 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘THE ROMANCE OF PARIS’: See July 23.

CARILLON SERIES: Guest artists from around the world play the bells in the Adams Tower, Norwich University, Northfield, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 485-2318.

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PIANO CONCERT: The Italian Language School presents Rosario Mastroserio at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Pack a picnic and enjoy an outdoor presentation of works by Respighi, Mozart and Beethoven. South Porch, Shelburne Farms, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 862-7352.

THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY: The Celtic ensemble offers traditional tunes.

Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $8.

Info, 876-2020.

CATHIE RYAN: The acclaimed Irish vocalist performs with her band. Mount Independence State Historical Site, Orwell, 7 p.m. Donations.

Info, 948-2000.

EMMYLOU HARRIS: The 11-times-Grammied singer performs with Buddy Miller to support Senator Leahy. Flynn Center Main Stage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-250. Info, 863-5966.

SUMMERNIGHT FESTIVAL: A ham and baked bean dinner precedes an evening of drama and music. Various locations, Rochester, 5-10 p.m. $8-10. Info, 767-3025.

‘MUSIC BOX’ BENEFIT: Folk and gospel music accompany storytelling; proceeds support the venue. The Music Box, Craftsbury, 8 p.m. $8.

Info, 586-7533.

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS BENEFIT: Burlington’s own country, bluegrass and rock band takes the stage to support the Vasseur Children’s Fund. Elks Club, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 223-6108.

dance NEW YORK CITY BALLET: See July 22.

YOUNG CHOREOGRAPHERS SHOWCASE: The Burklyn Ballet Theatre highlights up-and-coming stars. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1390.

CONTRADANCE: This old-fashioned community social is made musical by Eric Andrus and Erica Hurwitz, with Deb Drury calling. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466.

VARIETY DANCE SOCIAL: Shake it with DJ Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo to Argentine tango, swing, rhumba, cha-cha, Latin and ballroom music. Thai Bar, Parima Restaurant, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5082.

‘GAIA DRUM-AND-DANCE’: Move your feet or keep the beat at this family-friendly bonfire. Spirit in Nature Center, Ripton, $5. Info, 545-2223.

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drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCER’: See July 21.

‘SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21, $35-41.

‘MOLLY SWEENEY’: See July 21, 8 p.m.

‘THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL’: See July 21.

‘FALSTAFF’: See July 21.

‘HELLO DOLLY!’: See July 22, 1 & 7:30 p.m.

‘BETWEEN THE QUIET POLES’: See July 22.

‘DAMN YANKEES’: See July 22.

‘MASS APPEAL’: See July 22, 4 & 8:30 p.m.

‘INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION’: The first production in a yearlong Goldberg retrospective tracks the lives of three lawn-furniture salesmen. The Shoebox Theater at 135 Pearl, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Info, 863-2343.

‘FERDINAND THE BULL’: A musical adaptation of Munro Leaf’s picture book reminds us to take time to sit and smell the flowers.

Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 11 a.m. $8. Info, 518-891-1854.

‘THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS’: An 18thcentury craftsman tries to juggle two jobs in this production at Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854.

film ‘KAMCHATKA’: The public joins language students for this Argentinean and Spanish film with English subtitles. A discussion — in English — follows. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169.

‘BON VOYAGE’: This French farce from the ’40s blurs the line between comedy and epic drama.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

WATERBURY DAM HISTORY PRESENTATION: Safety Engineer Bob Finucane tells the story of your local water-blocker. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7103.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-2711.

CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 872-2627.

PAPER ANIMALS STORYTIME: Kids 4 and up read Paper Parade, then make their own animals in the illustrator’s style. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

‘THE BROTHERS GRIMM’: In an original adaptation, Lost Nation Theater uses skits and songs to tell famous, fantastic tales. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium Arts Center, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 229-0492.

‘HERP SEARCH’ WALK: Parents and kids hunt for painted turtles, grass snakes and a variety of salamanders. Meet at the Sugarhouse parking lot, Green Mountain Audubon Center, 10 a.m. $8. Info, 434-3068.

sport HISTORY HIKE: Follow in the footsteps of Revolutionary War soldiers on this jaunt led by a historian. Mt. Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 948-2000.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN REGATTA: Watch this battleof-the-boats benefit at the ECHO center at Burlington Harbor, 10 a.m. $150-250 to enter; free to watch. Info, 658-3023.

‘SENIORS AT SEA’: Paddlers over 50 gear up with True Northern Kayak Tours. Call for location, 10 a.m. $40. Info, 860-1910.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB CAMPSTOVE COOKOUT: Bring your backpacking stove, utensils, and ingredients on this moderate hike sponsored by the Burlington section. Call for location and time. Free. Info, 863-1469.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB BACKPACKING TRIP: The Montpelier section leads a difficult, 20-mile trip lasting from Saturday morning ‘til Sunday.

Call for location, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 496-7650.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB BIKE RIDE: A 45-mile round trip lands you on the floating bridge in Brookfield for lunch. Meet at Montpelier High School, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

‘BITTER PILL’ ADVENTURE RACE: Bike, trek and canoe your way to victory. Bolton Valley Resort, 10 a.m. $270 per team of three. Info, 865-9895.

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activism CYSTIC FIBROSIS BENEFIT: See July 23.

DONATION DROP-OFF: Leave your contributions for the Community Yard Sale to benefit Linking Learning to Life and KidSafe Collaborative of Chittenden County. 30 Gauthier Drive, Essex Junction, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9626.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See July 21, downtown Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 6854360. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5856. Home Spun Farmers’ Market, Co., Rt. 113, Easton, 2-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 695-3748. Salem Park, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 854-3750.

HISTORY CRUISE: See July 21.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS CARNEVALE: See July 21, noon & 4 p.m.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 22, 2:30 p.m.

LAMOILLE COUNTY FIELD DAYS: See July 23.

FLEA MARKET: Proceeds from your purchases help fund 8th-grade students’ trip to France. Bishop John A. Marshall Catholic School, Morrisville, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3577.

COMMUNITY SUPPER: Pass the baked beans and ham it up at the First Baptist Church, South Londonderry, 5:30 p.m. $9. Info, 824-3844.

‘MUTT STRUTT’: A festival for Fido and Fluffy includes a parade and an agility demonstration. Jackson Arena, Stowe Village, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5065 ext. 101.

QUILT DOCUMENTATION: Piece together the facts about your pre-1960 quilt, get its history recorded, and learn about proper care.

Charlotte Senior Center, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 425-2381.

VERMONT ANTIQUE SHOW & SALE: Peruse a wide selection of collectables to benefit the Peacham Library. Peacham Elementary School, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $4. Info, 592-3366.

GEM, MINERAL AND FOSSIL SHOW: Lectures, exhibits, a raffle and a silent auction rock the Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 656-4118.

EVOLUTION SOLUTION If “the times, they are a-changin’,” what better way to move forward than to return to one’s roots? Acclaimed rock ‘n’ roll string band The Mammals do just that, gleefully blurring the boundaries between old-timey music and vintage pop. Members include descendants of folk luminaries: Tao Rodriguez-Seeger, grandson of the legendary Pete Seeger, Michael Merenda, art-pop songwriter, and Ruth Ungar, daughter of fiddler/composer Jay Ungar. Pierce Woodward joins on bass and Ken Maiuri sits in on drums when the Hudson Valley-based group returns to Vermont this week with its infectious mix of old-school folk and punkishly delivered trad revisionism. Disco banjo, anyone?

THE MAMMALS Thursday, July 22, Jaquith Memorial Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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SAT.24 << 09B ‘SOLDIERS ATOP MOUNT INDEPENDENCE’: Talks, music, food and a lively reenactment commemorate Revolutionary War soldiers garrisoned from 1776 to 1777. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, various times. $6. Info, 948-2000.

HISTORIC BIKE EXHIBIT: Learn about the cycling scene of the 1930s with old bikes, photos and clippings. Burlington Waterfront Park, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2453.

PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: Take a walk and gain a new appreciation for downtown architecture. A second tour explores the waterfront. Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. & Perkins Pier, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 238-2918.

GARDEN & FARM TOUR: Demonstrations, workshops and food are followed by High Tea and a steam-powered train ride. Start at Huntington Public Library, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $20. Info, 434-4583.

‘BLUES, BREWS & BARBECUES’: The name of this fest says it all. Stratton Mountain Resort Village, noon. Free. Info, 297-2200.

GREEK FESTIVAL TAVERNA NIGHT: Greek music, dancing, food, and liqueurs make this church benefit fun for everyone. Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7-11 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2155.

SUN.25 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community music-makers sound off at Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3686.

‘SINGIN’ THE BLUES’: A cabaret evening at the Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 9 p.m. $10. Info, 518-891-1854.

BROADWAY CABARET: The Commons Group performs faves from the Great White Way at the Skinner Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-4422.

ATLANTIC CROSSING: The Celtic and folk band bring harmony to the Maple Festival at the Highgate Municiple Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 868-3351.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: The orchestra pulls out favorite walzes, marches and polkas for an “Evening in Vienna.” Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 862-7352.

KILLINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL: Worldly musicians entertain with “Mozart and More.” Rams Head Lodge, Killington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info,

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LAKE PLACID SINFONIETTA: Works by Haydn, Fauré and Reicha fill this edition of the summer series. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 523-2512.

PIANO CONCERT: Paul Alberts and Seta Tanyel tickle the ivories at the Adamant Music School, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9297.

drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCER’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21, 7 p.m. $35.

Talkback after performance.

‘MOLLY SWEENEY’: See July 21, 6:30 p.m.

‘FALSTAFF’: See July 21. Also, kids’ matinee 2 p.m.

‘HELLO DOLLY!’: See July 22, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘CANDIDA’: See July 22.

‘DAMN YANKEES’: See July 22, 2 p.m.

‘MASS APPEAL’: See July 22, 3 p.m.

‘INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION’: See July 24.

‘THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS’: See July 24, 2 p.m.

‘COOKING SHOW’: In this original comedy, a couple of has-been actors try to stage a comeback. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 644-2542.

film ‘THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE’: Dartmouth Film Society screens this bloody Western. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7.

Info, 646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BOB EDWARDS: The Senior Correspondent for National Public Radio and former “Morning Edition” host signs copies of his new book.

Borders, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

ARCHITECTURE LECTURE: Learn why Gothic Revival buildings are so popular, from churches to gingerbread houses. Justin Morrill State Historic

Site, Strafford, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4484.

‘THE IRISH IN VERMONT’: Dan Casey explains how folks from the Emerald Isle ended up in the Green Mountains. Old Round Church, Richmond, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3654.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: This family-oriented show follows the life of an underappreciated tuba named “Tubby.” Vermont Teddy Bear Factory, Shelburne, 11 a.m. $7. Info, 862-7352.

‘THE EAGLE, SACRED MESSENGER OF NATIVE AMERICANS’: Hear stories and songs about this big bird from Margaret Higgins of the Abenaki tribe. ECHO Center, Burlington, 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

AUTHOR VISIT: Kate DiCamillo, who won a Newbery Award for The Tale of Despereaux, greets fans. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

sport NATURE WALK: Check out regional flora and fauna on a saunter around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $2-4.

Info, 434-2167.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Ascend Mt. Ascutney at a leisurely pace with the Burlington section, Call for location & time.

Free. Info, 244-1924.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: This seven-mile loop travels to Pico Peak. Montpelier area, call for location & time. Free. Info, 229-4737.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CLUB HIKE: Hoofers from the Montpelier section take a grueling trek up Mt. Washington. Call for location & time. Free.

Info, 888-3375.

GREEN MOUNTAIN BICYCLE CLUB: Choose your route, and corresponding distance, to visit Brookfield’s floating bridge. Meet at the Williamstown Park & Ride, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-7214.

MOTORCYCLE BENEFIT: Hogs have their day as bikers ride 90 miles, then have a barbecue.

Proceeds go to the Special Olympics. Bolton Valley Resort, 11 a.m. $35. Info, 434-2614.

BREAST CANCER BENEFIT RACE: Runners raise funds for research to combat the disease.

Hildene’s Meadowlands, Manchester, various times. $20. Info, 362-2733.

TRIATHALON: Swim, bike and run in and around Lake Dunmore. Branbury State Park, Salisbury, 8:30 a.m. $30. Info, 388-6888.

ALL-STAR BASEBALL GAME: The Mountaineers welcome the New England Collegiate Baseball League to the Montpelier Recreation Field, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-5224.

activism CYSTIC FIBROSIS BENEFIT: See July 23, 8 a.m.

- 4 p.m.

etc BOOK SALE: See July 21.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS CARNEVALE: See July 21, noon & 4 p.m.

EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See July 22, 2:30 p.m.

LAMOILLE COUNTY FIELD DAYS: See July 23.

‘SOLDIERS ATOP MOUNT INDEPENDENCE’: See July 24.

‘BLUES, BREWS & BARBECUES’: See July 24, 1 p.m.

GREEK FESTIVAL TAVERNA NIGHT: See July 24, noon. Free.

TURKEY DINNER: Gobblers gather at the St. John of the Cross Church, East Albany, 11:45 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $8. Info, 755-6110.

CHICKEN BARBECUE: Chow down and check out the new fire engine. Town Park, Newark, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 467-3788.

BENEFIT PLANT SALE: Get your annuals and perennials while supporting the UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 864-3037.

FISK FARM SERIES: Celebrate local culture with art exhibits, music and English tea. Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3364.

HOMES & GARDENS TOUR: Area architecture, landscaping and history are highlighted at various locations, Stowe, 9:30 a.m. $25. Info, 877-467-8693.

FAMILY FARM FEST: A visit to area farms puts a face on your food source. Various locations, Randolph area, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 728-2045.

FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze among homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts at open-air booths. Historic Cambridge Freight Yard, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 588-0826.

MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, S. Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 862-5125.

HANDS-ON HISTORY: Relive the past with ancient stone-tool exhibitions and old-time games. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 2-4 p.m. $2.50. Info, 759-2412.

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WED 21 THU 22 FRI 23 SAT 24 SUN 25 MON 26 TUE 27 WED 28

‘MEET THE CANDIDATES’: Proles and pols mingle and have lunch at the Lareau Farm, Waitsfield, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 496-1000.

MON.26 music

and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

FARMER’S GARDEN: Preschoolers peruse flora and fauna, then enjoy games and fresh veggies. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 457-2355.

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sport VERMONT MOUNTAINEERS GAME: Root for the home team as they take on the Manchester Silkworms. Montpelier Recreation Field, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 223-5224.

See clubdates in Section A.

drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘INTERIOR DEMOLITION WITH A BRANDO OBSESSION’: See July 24.

‘COOKING SHOW’: See July 25.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 21.

RADICAL CHEERLEADERS: This protest performance-squad practices aerobic activism at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-0980.

film BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects. Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See July 22.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7.

Info, 635-1769.

etc FARMERS’ MARKET: See July 21, Chapman’s Store, Middle Granville, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 854-3750.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

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talks RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 21.

‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See July 22.

AUTHOR VISIT: See July 25, Charlotte Congregational Church, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2600.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 425-4144.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading

Also, see clubdates in Section A. MILTON COMMUNITY BAND: Bring a picnic for 19th- and 20th-century music at the Recreation Park, Milton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2629.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

VILLAGE HARMONY: Youthful vocalists perform a mixed set of classical, folk and world music. Town House, Strafford, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 765-4632.

THE WIND THAT SHAKES THE BARLEY: The Celtic ensemble offers traditional tunes. West Hill Park, Ludlow, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 228-5830.

VERMONT JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Big band sounds rock the Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

REEL ACCOUNT Fishing phenom Linda Greenlaw baited readers with Hungry Ocean and The Lobster Chronicles, memoirs about her work as a commercial swordfish captain and a crustacean capturer, respectively. In her freshest catch, All Fishermen Are Liars: True Tales from the Dry Dock Bar, she records sea stories shared among old salts at a watering hole in Portland, Maine. Greenlaw recounts a run-in with a dope-smuggling seafarer in the Carribbean. Her long-time fisherman friend Alden contributes a whale of a tale about a 40-year storm. A barfly adds a whopper concerning a 200-pound tuna he snared using rock ’n‘ roll. The maritime mama makes folks fall hook, line and sinker for her book at a Montpelier reading.

LINDA GREENLAW Friday, July 23, Vermont College Gym, Montpelier, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-0774.

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TUE.27 << 11B POINT COUNTERPOINT CHAMBER PLAYERS: Pianists and string musicians sound off with works

by Shostakovich and Beethoven. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8467.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: Pianist JeanClaude Pennetier performs Debussy and Mozart at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 862-7352.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words

LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4231.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 655-1346.

NATIVE AMERICAN LITERATURE SERIES: Readers share insights and opinions after watching Smoke Signals, a film based on short stories by Alexie Sherman. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

drama

talks

‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21, $35.

‘THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL’: See July 21.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See July 21.

‘MASS APPEAL’: See July 22.

‘THE SPITFIRE GRILL’: In this musical, a woman tries to find a new life in a small Wisconsin town. St. Michael’s Playhouse, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27.50. Info, 654-2281.

‘WALDO & WOODHEAD SHOW’: A family-oriented bout of physical comedy, juggling, and general craziness entertains at the Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 2 p.m. Donations. Info, 879-2020.

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

ENVIRONMENTAL LECTURE: Faculty members discuss off-road vehicle use on public lands.

Cornell Library, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1310.

dance

film BEN & JERRY’S MOVIE NIGHT: Flick fans spread their blankets on Church Street and watch Uncle Buck. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, dusk.

Free. Info, 862-9620.

kids BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 21.

Toddlers, 9:10 a.m. Preschoolers, 10 a.m.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 22, 6:30 p.m.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See July 23.

‘THE BROTHERS GRIMM’: See July 24.

FARMER’S GARDEN: See July 26.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

0 5 2 o i d u Print St orkshops!

W r e m m Su WATERLESS LITHOGRAPHY with Davis Te Selle

August 7, 10am-5pm DRYPOINT FROM THE LANDSCAPE with Brian Cohen

September 4 and 5, 10am-4pm GRAVURE SUR LE CARTON with Sarah Amos

LITKIDS: Picture books draw school-age kids to the Waterbury Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

SOUTH BURLINGTON STORYTIME: Babies 3 and under cuddle up with a caregiver to read their favorite books. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

CHILDREN’S MAGICIAN: Prestidigitarian Tom Joyce pulls rabbits out of hats in the Center Street Alley, Rutland, 12:30 p.m. Info, 773-9380.

MARVELOUS MARKO: The magician performs tricks not even the librarians can explain.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Info, 865-7216.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See July 22.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc enthusiasts of all ages and abilities gather for games at the Westford Town Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 21.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to the U.S. occupation of Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

etc FARMERS’ MARKETS: See July 21, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 492-3063.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

CHURCH SUPPER: Chicken, lasagna, salads and pies are served up fresh. United Methodist Church, Walden, 5:30 p.m. $6. Info, 563-2392.

LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing

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power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999.

KNITTING CIRCLE: Join in the needle clicking at the Waterbury Public Library, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

ANTIQUE APPRAISAL: Find out the value of the junk in your attic. Wells Methodist Church, 4-8 p.m. Info, 645-0216.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriot, Williston, 7:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 434-6434.

WED.28 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VILLAGE HARMONY: See July 27, Community Church, Middletown. Info, 235-2734.

ALLISON MANN & COLIN MCCAFFREY: Jazz, tight harmonies and great food pack the Bee’s Knees, Morrisville, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7889.

TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES: The legendary local rhythm & blues band comes to the Mills River-side Park, Jericho, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2693.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: A free children’s concert precedes an evening of Beethoven, Arvo Pärt and Schumann. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 & 8 p.m. $17.

Info, 800-639-3443.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See July 21.

LATIN DANCE PARTY: Party down at a 21-plus fiesta with DJ Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo. Nectar’s, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4771.

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WED 21 THU 22 FRI 23 SAT 24 SUN 25 MON 26 TUE 27 WED 28

drama ‘ALL MY SONS’: See July 21.

‘SEASCAPE WITH SHARKS AND DANCER’: See July 21.

‘THE FULL MONTY’: See July 21.

‘THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL’: See July 21.

‘LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS’: See July 21.

‘MASS APPEAL’: See July 22, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘THE SPITFIRE GRILL’: See July 27.

‘MEASURE FOR MEASURE’: Shakespeare’s scandalous comedy about sexual immorality in Vienna takes the stage at the Burgess Meredith Little Theater, Bread Loaf Mountain Campus, Middlebury College, 8:30. Free. Info, 443-2737.

‘RICHARD III’: Bring a picnic and enjoy one of the Bard’s best-known works. Unitarian Universalist Church, Woodstock, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 475-3981.

BENEFIT READINGS: Up-and-coming penmen and women David Scott, Laurie Levinger and Robin Berenbaum show their stuff. Town House on the Common, Strafford, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 765-4037.

VERMONT WRITERS’ SERIES: Author and VPR gardening commentator Ron Krupp shares agrarian anecdotes. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311.

AUTHORS BY THE PARK SERIES: Historian Russell Belding, author of From Hitching Posts to Gas Pumps, speaks from his experience and shares his findings. Milne Community Room, Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 476-7550.

POETS FOR PEACE: Nine Vermont wordsmiths share verses against war. City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-6792.

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talks

‘SHALL WE DANCE?’: In this original Japanese film, an accountant finds his passion for dancing. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 646-2422.

RAPTOR PROGRAM: See July 21.

‘LONG JOURNEY’ SERIES: A speaker from the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program talks about what it takes for huddled masses to find new homes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

ARCHITECTURE LECTURE: Bill Bialosky discusses his personal approach to designing and building. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words WRITING GROUP: See July 21.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers share thoughts about Sara Suleri’s Meatless Days. South Hero Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

BOOK AND FILM DISCUSSION: Talk about what makes Isak Dinesen’s Out of Africa better than the movie. North Hero Public Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 372-5458.

kids WESTFORD LIBRARY PLAYGROUP: See July 21.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See July 21.

WATERBURY LIBRARY STORYTIME: See July 21.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See July 21.

FARMER’S GARDEN: See July 26, 9 a.m.

SUMMER ADVENTURE CAMP: The preschooland-up crowd collaborates on a story and makes ice cream. Lincoln Library, 3:30-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 453-2665.

‘THINGS THAT GO’: Kids 3 and under sing along to world music at the Thomas the Tank Engine table. Barnes & Noble Booksellers, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

‘TELLING TAILS’: Now that the read-aloud of The Wind in the Willows is complete, listeners watch the movie. Westford Public Library, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-5639.

‘ART IS A TREASURE!’: Seven- to 12-year-olds learn about Cézanne, then try their own hands at painting. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

‘KING LEAR’: The Very Merry Theater Company presents a kid-friendly version of Shakespeare’s tragedy for mini connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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GREEN SCENERY Science sometimes seems like magic. Mel Brooks’ black-and-white horror spoof Young Frankenstein comes to life outdoors in the ongoing series sponsored by the Richmond DVD store Film Buzz.

Although the 10-by-20-foot screen is disconnected from the grid, rest assured, Igor, that a bolt of lightning won’t be required: A solar-paneled bus powers the entire enterprise — part of the town of Richmond’s commitment to reducing greenhouse gas emissions. Before dark, local band The Warrens play a mix of acoustic folk and country-esque pop, while various groups offer info about biodiesel and alternative fuels, along with a chance to register to vote.

Pack a picnic and look for lots of dogs and babies at this eco-friendly, community-building screening.

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See July 21.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See July 21.

etc REIKI CLINIC: See July 21.

AN DATH UAINE: See July 21.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See July 21.

HISTORY CRUISE: See July 21.

BOOK SALE: See July 21.

RICHMOND GREEN FILM FEST Friday, July 23, Volunteer’s Green, Richmond, 7 p.m., film starts at dusk. Free. Info, 434-7447.

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must all work together both visually and mechanically. The wheel will be our point of departure in this hands-on workshop, as we play with the rich possibilities of this form by faceting, altering and pulling and texturing the clay. We will get into the “etc.” of tea-ware, making cups, creamers, sugars, tea-caddies and more.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m.

The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, using the right tools.

You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

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LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH,” (MOVIELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings. Montpelier and Rutland classes now forming. Call 318-8555 to set up an appointment or visit www.thoreast .com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures with leading roles in three, including The Basket, and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown” and many other TV shows.

EXPERIENTIAL ANATOMY & PHYSIOLOGY: Wednesdays, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. September 15 through December 22. Taught

by Mindy Cohen at The Body Center in Burlington. For more information call 865-9500, ext. 3. In this class, we will be studying basic concepts in human anatomy and physiology through cognitive and experiential lessons involving movement, touch, breath and sound. We will examine systems of the body, including structure and function and how they relate to the whole body. We will discuss evolutionary ideas, developmental patterns and applications to health and disease. Students will participate in meditative activities that will encourage self-awareness and deeper understanding of the text material. This method of learning, combined with personal curiosity generates a powerful synergy. Students may notice profound changes in themselves and possibly deep healing effects as well.

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartending school.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

blacksmithing BLACKSMITHING CLASSES: Intermediate with Lucien Avery.

Weekend intensive, Saturday & Sunday, July 31 & Aug. 1, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village.

Info, 985-3648. Learn advanced forging and fastening techniques, forge welding, hardening and tempering of steel. This class is suitable for students with previous blacksmithing experience. Choose your own project(s) to complete. Classes are held at the Shelburne Museum. Bring a bag lunch.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series.

Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series.

Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

clay TEAPOTS, ETC.: With Mark Shapiro. August 14 and 15, Saturday and Sunday, 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. The “Grande Dame” of pots, teapots embody the classic challenge of designing and harmonizing parts; lid, spout, handle and body

ADULT BALLET CLASS FOR BEGINNERS AND INTERMEDIATES: 8-week class begins Aug 4 at 7 p.m. at The Fitness Center, 29 Church St., Burlington. 651-8773. $40/members, $80/non-members. Try something different for fun and fitness. Improve posture, balance and flexibility.

AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. noon. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.

Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led

by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton.

Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

BELLY DANCE, SACRED DANCE FOR WOMEN: Tuesdays, July 6-27, 6-7 p.m. $40 if pre-registered. $15 at the door. Info, 802-496-6224 or mocadance@ gmavt.net. A sacred, sensual and powerful experience for women of all ages. Monica helps to define movement basics and teach juicy developmental patterns in a safe, fun and easy way. Shimmy, roll, shake, quake and snake yourself to ecstasy! See you in the temple!

Costumes and veils provided.

FLAMENCO, PASSIONATE SPANISH DANCE: Wednesdays, July 8-29. 6-7 p.m. $40 for pre-registration, $15 at the door.

Info, 802-495-6224 or mocadance@gmavt.net. The fire and grace of Flamenco is passion and power in motion. Learn Flamenco mood, movements and rhythms. Make reservations for our Flamenco performance/Dance party featuring Monica Caldwell, James O’Halleran and Madera. August 19, 7:30 p.m.

FLYNNARTS SUMMER DANCE SERIES: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info and registration, call 802-652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. The Dance Series offers a meeting ground for adult professional dancers to hone their skills and a jumping-off point for beginner/intermediate students to try new areas of dance. Classes include modern technique, improvisation ensemble for dancers and musicians, hip-hop and jazz dance. Participants may take advantage of open studio hours and work-in-progress “informance” presentations.

LINDY HOP/SWING DANCE LESSONS: Sundays, starting August 8. Three levels: 5:30-6:30 p.m. Swing 1B/Lindy Hop Basics, beginning level, no experience required. 6:45-7:45 p.m. Level 2, Swing Out Buffet. Sample Swing Outs of every variety: Savoy, Hollywood and original recipes. Focus is on technique & fundamentals. For Swing 1 graduates or by permission. 8-9 p.m. Level 3, everything but the Swing Out. Add Lindy spice and variety with fun, new 8-count non-Swing Out moves. Must have six months or more Lindy Hop experience.

Champlain Club, Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, Shirley McAdam, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. We focus on having fun and catering to the needs of our students. No partner needed!

MOCA NEW WORLD DANCE CLASSES: Offers classes in belly dance, Samba, Flamenco, Hula, Firedancing, Latin Salsa, Cha Cha, Merengue, Hip-Hop, Northern & Southern Indian, Kathak, Oddissi, Swing and more! Kids, adults, beginners and pros, all ages, shapes and sizes can join in the fun. Info and to preregister, 802-496-6224 or mocadance@gmavt.net. Monica is an award-winning dancer and international choreographer who travels the globe seeking dance groups for local and global events. Many days, times and locations. Available for performance, parties and privates. Some scholarships available.

SALSALINA DANCE STUDIO CALENDAR: Monday and Wednesday Nightclub-style Salsa classes: 6-7 p.m., beginners and new members. 7-8 p.m., Intermediate (members only).

8-9:30 p.m., Advanced practice (members only). Membership $35 or $55/month or $10/class. Monthly social, Fridays: 6:30-7 p.m., Nightclub-style Merengue. $5 (free to members). 7-10 p.m., Social. $5 open to the public (free to members). Saturday, Salsa/Merengue: 10-11 a.m., children

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ages 6-10. 11 a.m. - noon, youth ages 11-16. 12-1 p.m., all ages Social. Membership $35/month or $10/class. 266 Pine St. (above Recycle North), Burlington. Info, 899-2422 or write to vemoore@ gmavt.net. At Vermont’s first Salsa dance studio you will learn the basic techniques required to advance to our classes taught by professional Salsa dancers from Boston and New York City. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! Come join our company of exultant dancers and, who knows, you may get hooked.

design/build LABYRINTH BUILDING: Saturday, July 24, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Innerharmony Peace Garden, Rte 100, Rochester, VT. $10 donation. R.S.V.P is necessary. Rain date July 31. For more info, call 767-6092. Come create a community labyrinth with Marion Nelson, artist, dowser and labyrinth designer. In this day-long class, Marion will explain the labyrinth’s healing power and spiritual history. As we create this labyrinth we will exploring healing on a multi-level. Lunch will be provided. Wear gardening clothes/shoes, along with garden hand shovel and gloves.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBE: Three-week, Beginning Conga classes start Wednesday, June 16, August 11, September 22, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $30/three weeks. Threeweek Beginning Djembe classes start Wednesday, June 16, August 11, September 22, 7-8:20 p.m. $30/three weeks. Intermediate Conga classes, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4 p.m. Call for dates. Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658 or 8720494 or email paton@ sover.net. Stuart Paton makes instruments available in this upbeat drumming class.

TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko classes start Tuesday, June 8, July 20, September 7, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 6). Kids’ Intermediate Taiko classes start Monday, June 7, July 26, September 13, 3:15-4 p.m. $42/six weeks (no class July 5). Adult Beginning Taiko classes start Monday, June 7, July 26, September 13, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48/six weeks (no class July 5). Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658. Experience the power of Taiko-style drumming.

education INTRODUCTION TO COLLEGE STUDIES: Wednesdays, Sept. 16 – Dec. 16, 6-8 p.m. CCV, Burlington.

Registration begins Aug. Info, 865-4422 or on the Web at www.ccv.edu. A free non-credit class for high school students and students new to college. This course helps students make the transition to college by exploring the skills and expectations necessary at the college level.

energy EMF BALANCING TECHNIQUE: Five-day practitioner certification classes by appointment. Pre-requisite Universal Calibration Lattice. Schedule and contact info, see display ad in Wellness Aahhhhh. This training is concise and powerful in a gentle and nurturing way. Learn about a new system in the energy anatomy, the Universal Calibration Lattice and the EMF Balancing Technique, given to work with this system. Understand how your personal lattice connects to universal energy, the cosmic lattice and how to work with it to enhance and accelerate personal and planetary evolution.

Suitable for anyone interested in learning about an exciting, new energy system and its role in transformation, holistic practitioners who might like to diversify their practice or learn about new developments in the field of energy, and newcomers to energy work who would like to learn a revolutionary system to facilitate sessions with clients.

fiber & surface design NEEDLE FELTING WORKSHOP: Saturday, July 24, 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Learn to create from wool anything from an apple to a zebra. Needle felting is a dry felt-making technique traditionally used to make commercial pool table felt. It is now very pop-

ular among dollmakers as it is a wonderfully expressive medium to work in. This class will get you outfitted with the necessary supplies and started on a project.

Warning, this class is highly addictive!

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fitness STRENGTH/STRETCH FUSION: Instructor Anjali Longon teaches this exciting 8-week class starting Tuesday, July 6 at 6:45 p.m. at The Fitness Center, 29 Church St., Burlington. 651-8773. $40/members, $80/nonmembers. Improve athletic performance, gain more muscle strength, reduce soreness, help prevent injury, increase flexibility and focus and look and feel better.

herbs FOUNDATIONS OF HERBALISM: ENERGIZING CONSCIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE HEALING PLANTS: With Annie McCleary and George Lisi.

Saturday and Sunday, 8/28 and 8/29, 10:00 a.m. 4:30 p.m. $150. Pre-registration required. Call 802453-6764. Sunray Peace Village, Lincoln. Plants are our ancient associates, colleagues and collaborators in healing, companions and holders of wisdom vitally needed in these times. This weekend is dedicated to celebrating and revitalizing our innate, joyful and fun relationship with the plant people through plant spirit communication, herb walks, plant ID and nature awareness adventures.

MAKING HERBAL TINCTURES AND VINEGARS: Saturday, July 24, 10 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Weed Farm, 613 Quaker St., Lincoln. $10. For info and to register, call 802-453-7395 or email weedfarm@gmavt.net.

Learn about herbal tincture and vinegar making; from choosing and processing the plants to proper storage.

Take home your creations.

kids DRAW & PAINT WITH CONFIDENCE: Ages 11-14, Mon. Fri., July 26-30, 10:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Do you like to draw and paint? This is the class for you! Begin or continue to learn to draw and paint in a supportive environment that will teach you essential technique.

Draw and paint in media such as pencil, charcoal, watercolor, tempera and acrylic paints. Additional studio time is available.

FALL KINDERMUSIK CLASSES WITH SANDRA CATHEY: Birth to age 5. Registration deadline, August 13. Call 223-6988. Encourage your baby’s musicality, coordination, language skills, creativity and self-confidence.

OPERA FROM START TO FINISH! SUMMER CAMP MUSIC/THEATER, AGES 8-10: Mon.- Fri., Aug. 2-6, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $250. For more information or to register call 802-652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynn center.org. Become an opera star for a week! Work on singing, acting, staging skills, and costuming as you prepare for the premiere on the last day of camp, when family and friends are invited to a final performance.

There’s something for everyone in this fun camp.

RIVER OF WORDS DISCOVERY CAMP: Playful and reflective writing expeditions for ages 9-14. 8/2-8/6, 9:00 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Based at Hubbard Park in Montpelier. Led by two experienced educators and camp counselors, Julia Shipley from Poetry and Community and Rebecca Yahm from Open Path Homeschooling Resources. Info, contact Rebecca at (802) 229-9926 or info@OpenPathHomeschooling.com.

This camp blends writing with nature exploration, literature discussions and other activities to inspire creativity and nourish the imagination.

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ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677.

Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 6582447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

maritime LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM SPRING/ SUMMER CLASSES: Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, located on the lake at Basin Harbor (6 miles west of Vergennes) and Burlington, will be offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season!

Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze.

Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen-and-ink. Improve your kayak-handling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together. Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd. The Burlington Shipyard is located on historic King Street Ferry Dock.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory classes begin Tuesday, July 6, 5:30 p.m. Adults: Monday through Thursday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 6:45-7:45 p.m.; Wednesdays, noon-1 p.m.; Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m.; Saturdays, 10-11:45 p.m.; Sundays, 10-11:15 a.m.

Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Children’s classes, Tuesdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9-10 a.m. Iaido (the way of the quick-draw sword), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. and Fridays, 4-5:15 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt .org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques. Visitors always welcome.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons.

Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893.

Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis, Wing Chun Kung Fu and Tai Chi. One minute off I-89 at exit 17.

THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available.

Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@ bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan.

These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

VERMONT AIKIDO: Adult introductory series will start on Tuesday, August 3. 4 weeks of beginner level instruction lead into 4 weeks of mixed level fundamentals. 8-class Intro course fee, $45. Regular VA classes: T-F, 6-7:30p.m. Sat. 9:30-11:30 a.m. Sun. 1011:30 a.m. Vermont Aikido, 274 North Winooski Ave, Burlington. Call 862-9785 or visit us at www.vermont aikido.org. Visitors are always welcome to observe class or to practice as guests (mat fee).

music BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesdays, Sept. 8 – Dec. 8, 7:00-8:30 p.m. CCV, Burlington. Registration begins Aug. 16. Info, 865-4422 or on the Web at www.ccv.edu. Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Semester dues $45. Can also be taken for one credit. Directed by Amity Baker.

HOW THE REST OF US CAN LEARN TO PLAY: Contact Robert at rrrcube64@yahoo.com. Imagine there is a musical instrument that is simple to play, like a xylophone with a single mallet. The instrument can sound like a high-quality piano, or drum set, trombone or pretty much whatever you want. It is easily put together from a computer, an electronic keyboard without the unsatisfactory typical keyboard-like sounds, and some inexpensive odds and ends. There is also a non-traditional method for learning to play, in a group, that lends itself well to integration by ability, experience (none presumed), etc. This will be a free and somewhat self-directed class for adults. Place and time, greater Burlington area, to be determined by participants.

INTRO TO TECHNOLOGY IN MUSIC: Thursdays, Sept.

9 – Dec. 14, 6:15-9:15 p.m. CCV, Burlington.

Registration begins Aug. 16. Info, 865-4422 or on the Web at www.ccv.edu. Includes hands-on experience with digital recording, MIDI, music notation and other computer-based music applications. Three-credit class.

Instructor, Rick Belford.

MORE MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of Sept. 6 at CCV, Burlington. Registration begins Aug. 16. Info, 865-4422 or on the Web at www.ccv.edu.

Thirteen classes include Percussion I, Music Theory I & II, Piano I, Guitar I & II, Intro to Vocal Performance and Blues, Rock and Reggae Ensemble. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music.

painting ENCAUSTIC PAINTING WORKSHOP WITH CATHERINE HALL: Saturday, August 14, 10:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. Learn the popular technique of encaustic painting! Using pigment mixed with beeswax, students will paint on panels and explore the range possibilities for layers, sgraffito drawing, collage elements and textures. For all levels PAINT THE SUMMER LANDSCAPE: Watercolor workshop with Jean Cannon. July 24 & 25, 9:00 a.m. 1:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village.

Info, 985-3648. Liven up your greens, experiment with more fluid skies and create more dynamic compositions. This watercolor workshop, located at the incomparable landscape of Shelburne Farms, will focus on luminous color and personal interpretation of the landscape through direct observation. An excellent class for those with some watercolor experience.

PLEIN-AIR PAINTING WITH MAGGIE STANDLEYWINGSPAN PAINTING STUDIO: Saturdays, 9:00 a.m.

- 2:00 p.m. July 24, July 31 and August 7. $150.

Call 802-233-7676 or email maginkgo@hotmail.com for more info and to register. An invigorating painting class for all levels. Develop an artist’s seeing skills, explore the impact of color and light, study landscape painting techniques and participate in group critiques.

Locations are in and around Burlington. Classes held in instructor’s beautiful studio if rain. Standley has extensive teaching experience and has had an artist’s residency at the Basin Harbor Club, focusing on plein-air painting. View her work at www.artvt.com/painters/ standley. All welcome, scholarships available if needed.

performing arts SMIRKUS SCHOOL OF CIRCUS ARTS: If you’re going to clown around, why not do it right? The new School of Circus Arts in Essex Junction (5 New England Dr., by the Racquet’s Edge) offers year-round training by

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Same-day & walk-in appointments Evening & weekend hours Convenient Taft Corners location Our new Williston health center offers a full range of gynecological services, an experienced staff, and exceptional patient care.

renowned coaches Volodia and Zina Avgoustov, formerly with the Moscow Circus. Group training in aerials, acrobatics, tumbling, balance, juggling, clowning and more available by session, or we can customize sessions to match your interests and skills. Introductory, intermediate and advanced classes for pre-K through adults — for fun, a great workout or professional advancement! Call, email or log on for info: 533-7443, x 33, dana@smirkus.org, www.smirkus.org.

pilates PILATES VERMONT, FREE INTRODUCTORY PILATES REFORMER CLASS: First and third Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. Second and fourth Mondays, 5:30 p.m. Pilates Vermont, Shelburne Athletic Club, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Pre-register, 985-8700 or www.pilates vermont.com. Experience the ultimate workout that dramatically improves strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and posture. It creates a body that looks long and lean, with slender thighs, flat abdominals and a strong back. Hollywood celebrities and top models use it to maintain beautiful form. Sports enthusiasts and professionals use it to develop coordination and prevent injury.

THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body. Expect to see an increase in muscle tone, strength and stretch, and to feel energized and renewed.

pottery CERAMIC ART FOR THE EDUCATOR: Japanese and American craft. Mon. - Fri., 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.

Aug. 2-13. Shelburne Craft School & Saint Michael’s College. Call SMC for info. and registration. Using the traditions of Japanese folk art pottery and American craft, students will focus on the relationship of form

and function. Through wheel throwing, hand-building, critiques, research and traditional Raku firings, students will experience these two rich art forms and reflect on ways to bring these techniques to the classroom. This course is designed for both classroom and art teachers with or without experience working with clay. Students will be expected to work on projects outside of class.

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qi gong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

sailing SAILING CLASSES FOR ALL AGES: Learn to sail!

Classes for adults, Monday through Thursday, 5-8 p.m. or two consecutive weekends, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m.

Beginning and intermediate sailing for youth, ages 8-10 and 11-17, two-week sessions. Other classes include Monday night race series, family learn to sail, adaptive watersports, high school sailing, full-day youth camps. Custom group lessons and scholarships available. Located on Burlington Waterfront, north of fishing pier. Visit www.lccsc.org for details or call 802864-2499. Dinghy, keel and kayak rental program also available.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Wednesdays, 11:45 a.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m.

Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Filipino Martial Arts: Monday, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington.

Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts, boxing and hand-and-stick combat fighting with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

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theater PLAYING WITH SHAKESPEARE WITH KATHRYN BLUME: Mon. - Fri., Aug. 2-6, 7-9 p.m. and Sat., Aug. 7, 10:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Flynn Center, Burlington. $155. Info. or to register call 802-652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

Spend a week immersed in the world of Shakespeare with Vermont Stage Company actor Kathryn Blume!

Explore physical sounds, textures and rhythms as you bring Shakespeare’s words to life. The class will focus on performing sonnets and scenes. Open to all levels of acting experience.

visual arts VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of Sept. 6 at CCV Burlington. Registration begins Aug. 16. Info, 865-4422 or on the Web at www.ccv .edu. More than 30 classes include Digital Photography, Graphic Design, Book Arts, Life Drawing, Pastels, Oil Painting, Sculpture and Printmaking. CCV now offers a two-year program in Graphic Design. CCV art classes are taught by well known Vermont artists. Call to find out more.

windsurfing WINDSURFING: Board Shores, LLC wants YOU to learn how to windsurf this summer. Beginner lessons are only $49.95/person! Advanced lessons and rentals are also available. For details, call 324-5847 or visit www.boardshores.com.

wood CREATING CURVED SURFACES, LAMINATIONS, VENEER AND BENDING WITH DOUG JONES: August 16 - 20, Monday - Friday, 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. This class will concentrate on modern techniques for creating elegant curves in furniture. We will begin with some basic veneering principles and progress to the use of forms and a vacuum press to create smooth curves. Materials and techniques introduced will include bending plywood, wood laminations, veneer, from construction, and pressing/bending options. Each student will have an opportunity to build a small, curved-front hall table.

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MOBILES & MILK PAINT: August 9-13, 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Instructor: Rolf Hoeg. This course is for beginners through advanced and will explore a variety of painting and sculpting techniques to create a kinetic mobile out of wood. Demonstrations will be given on milk painting techniques, hand shaping, patterning, surface treatment and bent lamination. Each student will design and build their own mobile with emphasis placed on creative expression and craftsmanship.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga classes. All levels: Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, 5:30 p.m. Wednesday, 8 a.m.

Saturday, 9:30 a.m. Beginners/Basics: Monday and Wednesday, 5:30 p.m. New for the summer: special sixweek series for kids, six-week series for intermediate and intro classes on meditation, deep relaxation, yin yoga. Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes. 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $11/1-hour, $13/1.5-hours, $110/10pack. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA), www.burlingtonyoga.com.

Classes are designed to meet and challenge each student at any level.

PARTNER YOGA: Bring a friend, lover, co-worker, mother. Instructed by Anjali Longon on Thursdays at 6:45 p.m. at The Fitness Center, 29 Church St., Burlington.

651-8773. Free for members, $10/class for non-members or 10 punch pass for $75. Connect with the world around you by taking the time to connect to someone close to you. This class focuses on drawing strength and energy from others and it’s open to everyone.

PRENATAL YOGA: Mondays 5:30-7 p.m. Yoga Loft, Rt 100 North, Waitsfield. $10 per class. Pre-registration recommended. Info. call 767-6092. Class is designed to teach mothers how to breathe fully, quiet the mind and relax the body for birthing. Classes are on-going.

YOGA VERMONT: Astanga classes every day. Jivamukti, Kripalu, Kundalini, Gentle, Iyengar, beginner, prenatal and senior classes weekly. Chace Mill and Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com.

Many styles to choose from, various levels of intensity, invigorate your yoga practice or start fresh.

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NEW TO TOWN, OK, NOT REALLY, BUT still looking. 33, love to swim, camp, garden, eat local fare. Looking for a conscientious guy who is interested, w/a sense of humor and I have to say it, pretty fit. 3426

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TERRIBLE LAND ALLERGY? ME TOO! Summertime when the livin’ is — sail, swim, dance, paddle, your boat or mine!

Adventurous Piscean, 47 YO, F seeks water-loving teen/cat friendly DPM to bark at the moon with, hike, catch the sunrise, all over lake Champlain. 3409

FULL-FIGURED GAY

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ATTRACTIVE, SWF, 38, ISO SWPM. 3545. Seeks emotionally mature, attractive, humorous M to enjoy movies, cooking, intellectual conversations and dancing.

Loves new adventures, amusement parks.

Enjoys tennis, bicycling and X-C skiing.

Smokers and substance users, please do not respond. 3417

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DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO be cowboys: Looking for a rugged, mildmannered, adventurous, intellectual guy w/sensitive side. I’m creative, independent, 39 w/smarts. Responsibility, selfawareness and a clue are essential. 3425

LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP MALE

HERE I AM AGAIN, PUTTING AN AD IN the Personals. I’m beginning to wonder about you M out there. Do you not like someone who is honest, sincere, loyal and loves life? Call me and I’ll fill you in.

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CHURCH-GOING, 12-STEPPING, PETITE 25 YO SWF seeks SM w/similar interests/ background. Let’s enjoy the fruits of recovery together! Looking for companionship and potential LTR. Age and race are unimportant. 3419

TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF, LATE 40s, “muy” attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 3353 FREE SEX! HEE, HEE, HEE. GOTCHA! 33 YO single mom, tall, athletic, military redhead w/ twisted sense of humor . ISO M companion for fun and play. Sense of humor and honesty a must. Tall, attractive a +.

Friendship first, then who knows? 3349 I’M A 21 YO, RED-HEAD, ISO GOODlooking, strong, outgoing, nice, smart guy. If you’re in-between the ages of 2430, give me a ring and tonight could be your night! 3341

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31 YO, SWF LOOKING FOR A SWM. 2838, who enjoys a variety of outdoor activities, is fit, has a sense of humor and a craving for adventure. Creativity, tattoos and membership of the S.C.A are a plus! 3334 IMAGINE: HILLARY/BERNIE ‘08. OUR lives together are soulful and rich w/good work, home, community, frequent nature excursions and intimate warm-weather getaways each winter. Attractive, successful 41 YO, SPF seeks lifetime buddy, 35-50 for dreaming and realizing. 3325 “SOME MISTAKES ARE TOO MUCH FUN to make only once.” Short, sassy, DWPF, 50, unfailingly honest, kind-hearted, forthright. Passionate about dancing, yoga, books, music, theater, long walks, travel, coffee, good food, conversation.

ISO someone similar. 3315

CROCODILE WRANGLER: PRETTY WOMAN of a certain age, seeks S, 49+ gentleman.

Kind, erudite, droll for genteel adventures. 3312 SEARCHING FOR A TRUE GENTLEMAN, financially successful, kind, generous, good-hearted, for companionship and possibly more. 50-60 YO. Me: 42 YO, good woman, values, great spirit, traditional and great attractive. NS, please. 3311 FIT, FUN OUTGOING! I’M LOOKING FOR SWM, 40 or younger, to share time and possibly love. Love to travel, be outdoors, social and active. I love animals, the ocean and any sport. NS. I’m 5’4, blonde, athletic. Call. 3308 WATER: 38+ YO M W/INTACT LIBIDO AND no jealous bones may catch my attention, as well. Small, athletic, irreverent, br/br seeks low-maintenance, ND, housebroken, employed, well-read, strong M for cuddling, beer, water sports. Please be fit w/o kids. 3241 WHAT A CATCH! BEAUTIFUL F LIVING ON the edge of the NEK. 34, 5’7”, kind, intelligent, fit, active, independent. Loves outdoors, kids, gardening, hiking, traveling, good food and good conversation.

Seeking my complement, funny, smart, tall, attractive, confident, generous, hardworking. 3239

ENAMORED OF RENAISSANCE POETRY, LT/AT, Maine coast, dead languages. F, 43, scholar, teacher, artist, hiker, paddler, vegetarian ISO friend and/or hiking/paddling companion. NS, M, 40-50. Good accoutrements: ironic sense of humor, honest mind. 3092 GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES: I would like a LTR w/a 30-40+, no players.

Like music, dance, water, outdoors/ indoors, camping, humor, friends. I am NS/ND. Who knows, maybe we can shift gears. 3090 A TOUCH OF CLASS: SWF, PETITE, FIT, attractive, no children, looking to enjoy outdoor activities, good food and wine, movies, music, laughter, ideas and dreams w/55-65 YO SM, active, kind, open to a relationship. 3084

OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER BUT STILL looking for true love. 46, blue eyes, dark hair. Like fine wine. I’m spicy, complex, smart, enjoy being active, emotionally and financially secure. Seeking partner in crime for life’s adventures. 3076 SWF, YOUNG 48, NA/NS, BLONDE/BLUE, educated. Interests: biking, beginning hiking, loves motorcycles, reading, movies, camping, intimate conversations.

Me: honest, genuine, spiritual, playful, shy. Looking to meet employed, sane, SM for fun in the sun, perhaps? 3072 COME KAYAK W/ME! 30 YO SWF CURVY animal lover seeks 26-40 YO to play outdoors w/this summer. Loves kayaking, snuggling, hiking, movies, learning, honesty, curiosity, intelligence and all other great things that seem hard to find in men. 3063 23 YO WF, BROWN HAIR, GREEN EYES, short, medium build. Self-proclaimed homebody. Likes reading, writing, hanging out, movies. ISO someone to be myself around, who is laid-back, open, likes animals and quiet times. 3051

SWFF 39 YO F LOOKING FOR SWM 40+ for possible LTR. My kids have grown and I’m ready to live. You would be surprised what a FF female can offer! 3083

NSWP FINE-LOOKING W, IN GOOD shape. ISO M companion. 57 YO who enjoys the good things in life but simple pleasures too. Outdoors, hikes, drives, small-town living, this beautiful state. Movies, books and intellectual stimulation. 3214 DID YOU FIND AN HONEST, FUNNY, financially/emotionally secure, adventurous outdoors/indoors, positive about life, passionate about love, SWM, 30-40? Been missing a long time and very rare. Please call me! SWF, voluptuous, cutie, NS, strong friendship/LTR. No baggage. 3160 SENSITIVE, SPARKLING, PETITE FAIRYgirl, somewhat reclusive, seeking wellgrounded, humorous mortal, 48+, experienced hiker/paddler, emotionally available, who wants to be enchanted. 3154 I AM LOOKING FOR A FUN, OUTGOING M who enjoys the outdoors. He has to be D/D free. Looking for a Southern M, cowboy type. If you are out there, leave me a message and I will tell you more. 3149 YOU CAN ONLY TALK TO SO MANY squirrels. Happy, energetic hiker girl, 25, aspiring 46er, bored of climbing solo. ISO similar SM, 25-31 for backcountry scampering. Later? Music, microbrews, general merriment. Tall guys, early risers, Red Sox Nation a plus! 3144 ARE YOU THE ONE FOR ME? SWF, 33, mother of two, ISO SWM between the ages of 25-44, who is honest, sincere and caring, etc. 3142 VT SUMMERS ARE TOO FLEETING TO squander. Attractive, intelligent DWF, 44, looking for interesting, well-educated, active M to get out and about, ages 4555. Are you healthy, secure, enlightened, a witty conversationalist, positive? Give a call. 3127

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YOUNG-LOOKING/ACTING 46 YO DWF, student, 5’6, soft; not slim, grown kids, communicator, intelligent, opinionated, political, kind, giving, caring, funny, witty, outgoing and so much more.

Seeking soulmate, intelligent, avail. M, 37-50, to share life’s journey with. Must be a communicator! 3093

POWER OF NOW, DWF, 42, NS/ND, Anglophile, ISO spiritually awakened, passionate D/SWM, 42-55, who is easygoing, appreciates the humor in life and enjoys kids, light hiking, movies, gardening, chats under the stars. 3235

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the love counselor Dear Lola, My ex-boyfriend and I just had a very emotional, abusive and painful break-up. He cheated on me twice and once brought the girl home and had sex with her while I was there! He says he’s sorry and loves me. What I don’t get is that he’s with that girl still, and she’s dependent on her parents to support her financially, she goes to mental-health services and doesn’t do anything for him. He sees me on the side, but I’m sick of being the other girl. I’ve poured my heart out to him, even paid him back what I owe him. Now I don’t know what else to do. If he loves me like he says he does, why am I the other girl? I did everything for him and still do, so he didn’t have a reason to cheat.

Confused in Cambridge Dear Confused, Your signature says it all — but what you need to get clear about isn’t what you can do to please this asshole, but why you would want to. He’s bad news, you deserve better, and the best thing you can do for yourself right now is to get him out of your life.

Love, Lola

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SWF, ARTIST, REALIST, NATURALIST, 55 YO, ISO gray beard, intelligent, cultured, loves wilderness, art, museums. I’m building my home studio in Middlesex overlooking Camel’s Hump, off-grid, private.

Gardener, hiker, kayaker, creative garden cooking a plus. Still up for adventure?

3048 COMPANIONSHIP: SWF, 48, SEEKING emotionally secure M for car rides, trips, antiques, travel, cards. Must appreciate pleasantly plump F. Gentlemen farmers appreciated. Out of state M welcome. 3041 FUN-LOVING RADICAL, SOFT-SPOKEN, cute, 53 YO, likes to dance. ISO justice and a good M. Green-eyed, slender, brunette. Save me from Rutland. 2976 FREE BEER: GET YOUR ATTENTION? SWF, 28, sincerely sarcastic reality TV junkie and chocolate lover seeking SPM. Once past the self-deprecating humor, you’ll find a diamond or great cubic zirconium w/a passionate and voluptuous personality. 2952

men > women DIAMOND AND SWEET PEA GUY, 31, born in April. ISO similar qualities in SF. Interests include athletic/outdoor enthusiast, helping w/charitable events.

NS/social drinker, 26-40. Friends first, possible LTR. 3416 34 YO, SEPARATED WM, LOOKING TO spend some time w/someone and enjoy each other. 30-45. NS/ND. 3414 DPW, DAD, SEEKING FIT WF, 33-45 YO, confident, spontaneous and creative to enjoy and share supportive conversations, cookouts, movies, some travel and occasional dress-up and stepping out. NS. 3410 LOOKING FOR ROMANCE? DWM, 41, smoker. Good build/looks. Wants to meet a slender lady, 34-48, who enjoys music, the sun, water, good food, great conversation and be as affectionate as myself.

Good kissers a +. Much more. 3408 ATTRACTIVE, BLONDE, 5’8’, 175 LBS., DPM, early 50’s. Fit, firm, happy. Sunsets slow me down, thunderstorms exhilarate, a romantic, reader, museum enthusiast and frequenter of the FlynnSpace. ISO beautiful F, complete in herself, willing to share and explore life’s possibilities. 3406 SLOW-MOVING 44 YO ON THE PROWL for fun-loving F, who sees that a man’s emotions are important to befriending someone, as is his physique. I have a slew of interests, well-educated and haven’t been in many relationships.

There’s no time like the present for us to swing into action. 3474

22 YO SWM, TONED, 135 LBS. NO PRIOR relationships, looking for a “friends” first maybe a LTR. ISO mature SF, 18-35, average or slightly better build. No games, ND. Barre-Montpelier area, unless you can travel some. 3435 NOT YOUR AVERAGE LUMBERJACK: 33 YO, fit and good-looking SWM logger working on forestry degree seeks lovely F companion to spend time with. Love of art, cooking and German Shepherds earns big bonus points. 3431 LOOKING FOR F WHO WANTS IT ALL: DWPM, 47, looks 35, attractive, secure, compassionate, intelligent, sensual, playful, does housework, active/athletic, spiritual, loves nature, outdoor play, kids, slow food, fast food, the world of ideas.

Why do others shy away? Hanover/ Woodstock. 3430 SWM 43, 5’11, ATHLETIC BUILD W/A few extra diminishing pounds, 212, like a bear. Attractive, gentle, playful, independent, physically active, holistic, musical, masculine. Well-educated and traveled, financially stable homeowner. Seeking physically active, light-hearted, 45 YO or younger, near Burlington. 3426 MAWM, VERY CUTE, WELL-HUNG. VERY loving. Love kissing and hugging. I want out. I need a new lover, someone to take me in and start over. I am a hard-worker.

FF, 150-200 lbs. Please help, I need love.

F’s 30-55. 3424 DARK-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED, CLEANshaven, easygoing SWM, 52. Enjoys live music, dancing, camping, cards, pool, Nascar, dining in/out. ISO SF, 40-55, sincere. For friends or LTR. 3420 SWM LOOKING TO MAKE THESE “DOGdays” of summer more bearable. I need a SWF, 30-50, open-minded, adventurous, picnics, dancing, dinners under the stars or just a walk on the waterfront. 3411 BURLINGTON-AREA: SM, 54, NATURElover, nudist. Enjoys the outdoors, reading, beaches, outgoing, open-minded, romantic, adventurous. ISO fun, romantic, adventurous F to share thoughts, starrynights and sun-filled days. 3410 SAILING PARTNER, NS, RETIRED EXECUtive ISO companion to help sail 24’ sailboat on Lake Champlain this summer. Sailing experience not necessary, but a love of water and a sense of humor are a plus.

Maine coast sailing is also possible. 3354 ACTIVE, FIT, OPEN-MINDED, DWM. WOULD like to explore new thoughts and ideas w/S/DWF, 45+. If you are open, creative and would like to share some fun times, leave me a message. 3344

SWM, 52, SENSITIVE, SENSUAL, HARDworking, tie-dyed, in-the-hemp, hippie not yuppie, artist, artisan, parent, obsessive, musical, compulsion, sense of humor, cash-poor, filthy-rich, life spirit wealthy, physically/emotionally healthy, strong, loyal, family, dog. 3340 DOWNHILL SKIER WANTED: 24-42 YO. Also like to mountain bike, hike, golf, tennis, bar-sports, pool, darts, go to movies, dinner, go out, stay in, barbecue and motorcycle. Looking for someone to spend fun time with and see where it goes. 3333 48 SM, 420 FRIENDLY, LOOKING FOR SF for rides in the country on my motorcycle, hiking, camping, dinners out, maybe an occasional trip to the ocean. Must love dogs and the outdoors. 3326 HANDSOME, FIT, CASUAL, DWPM, 48: ISO attractive F, 40-50, near Central VT, who enjoys most outdoor activities, good conversation, trips to the beach, picnics, excursions and who is serious about enjoying the summer. Please connect the dots and call me. 3314 SM, 31, NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, LIKES Looney Tunes, Star Trek and off-beat films, fat /out of shape. Seeks similar for exercise, maybe more? Let’s spend the remainder of the summer getting into shape. 3238 SWM, 43, LATE BLOOMER: EASY-GOING, fit, outdoor playful, well-educated and traveled, fun, musical, emotionally adept, holistic, financially stable, homeowner.

Seeks physically active, healthy, happy , communicative 45 YO or younger play partner, potentially leading to LTR , near Burlington. 3237 KIND, ROBUST, SEMI-BOHEMIAN, INTROvert, well-educated, emotionally/financially stable. Musical ecologist, tireless mapper of inner/outer worlds. Affinities: meditation, mountains, simplicity, exercise, fiddle dance. 40 YO WM, 6’1”, 185 lbs. Seeking sustainable F partner for sustainable living. 3222 PART-TIME EROTIC DANCER, SEEKING LTR w/sexy F. I can be your Chippendale hunk, if you can be my faithful lover/girlfriend. I will give you my heart, loyalty faithfulness and commitment, if you can love me back. 3219 SUMMER IS HERE IN ALL IT’S GLORY. The greens have blended and that’s the story- from this mid-life journeyman who seeks sensuous F, 45 or +, who delights in water rushing over falls and tomatoes ripening on the vine. 3243 HOPELESS ROMANTIC, SEMI-HOMEBODY, SWM, 38 YO, ISO friend/lover. Love movies, eating out, being outside, long talks and laughing. Me: br/br, 170 lbs., love Red Sox and Bruins, goatee, 5’7”. I’m easy to get to know, so call. 3158

RHYME OF MINE: THOUGH THESE WORDS be fleeting, they have only to arrest your heart and soul retreating, you’re in your 40’s, thin, modest and once upon our meeting are our hopes and dreams expressed. 3151 GOLF PARTNER, WPDM, RETIRED, ISO F golf companion, 55-65 YO. Little experience needed, just desire to play the game and enjoy the friendship of an average player. Being attractive, physically fit and a sense of humor would be pluses. 3148 ATHLETIC SWPF 44, ENJOYS BIKING, skiing, hiking, cooks Italian, Chinese and Cajun-style, IPA and red wine are favorite beverages. Passionate about current affairs and politics. Looking for a friend to share all of above. 3137 20 YO ROMEO LOOKING FOR HIS JULIET. Described as “big teddy bear.” Into canoeing, movies, theater, reading, music and 420-friendly. Looking for attractive F w/sense of humor, into movies and drama a plus. 3135 HARLEY RIDER LOOKING FOR F PASSENger. Active, fit, 40-50 age range, to kick back and have some fun. Love traveling the back roads w/wind in the face, no place to go and all the time to get there.

3124 SPM, 26, SEEKING SF FOR TEMPORARY marriage for business purpose, single mothers welcome. Compensation shall be discussed in detail. Serious and responsible persons only. 3101 1977, M, V6 STICK: ALL ORIGINAL, RUNS great! Fully equipped, clean, reliable, well maintained. Bike and ski rack. No spare tire. Possible unconditional warranty. New rubber and tape deck. Fun summer ride!

Best offer. 3097 WILL I SPY YOU ON TOP OF MT. HUNGER7/10 at 2 p.m., rain date 7/11? Athletic, shy, SWM, 42, 5’5” ISO healthy, athletic/ active SWF, younger, NS/ND. Outdoor interests essential: mountains, ocean, hike, run, bike, kayak, ski, etc. 3087 29 YO, SPWM ISO FUN-LOVING, FIT, artistic girl for some summer fun. Let’s hit the beach, rock the dance floor and see what happens. I’m fun- loving, the guy next door with tattoos and a rock ‘n’ roll soul. 3081

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE LET YOURSELF GO, I’LL CATCH YOU! 35 YO SWM, smart, handsome, attentive, great shape, super smile. ISO SF 25-37 YO, bright, sweet, active, loves to laugh.

It’s summer, dive in! 3074 STILL RECOVERING FROM 4 YO RELATIONship that didn’t work out! 51 YO semiretired blues piano player that can still rock your socks into scrunchies from making you dance to the music! Care to step out on faith and enjoy life together?

3067 COME AND SAIL WITH ME: STRONG, mature, in-shape PM seeks similar, very attractive SF 35-50 to enjoy sailing on Lake Champlain this summer, perhaps more if we might feel a real connection.

3057 THINK SPRING! LET’S CRUISE THE ROAD less traveled on my hot rod motorcycle.

ISO active, fit SWF, 30-40, to enjoy gourmet cooking, fine wine, great conversation, golf, hiking, yoga and dancing with humorous, financially secure, P guy.

Possible LTR. 3049 BOND, JAMES BOND: WELL, NOT EXACTLY. But I am a SWM, 50, educated, sincere and employed. I look younger and am generally fun to be with. Hoping to meet short, sweet and sexy F, over 40, who is genuinely available. 3046 EXTREMELY MOTIVATED, ACTIVE BUT mellow and balanced M seeks rare F for healthy, active, outdoor-filled life. W/life, partnership in outdoor adventure, stewardship business. Mountain biking, backcountry skiing, kids’ day and summer programs adventure center. Off-grid, alternative setting lifestyle. Willing to dream, set life goals w/partner. Low-maintenance, high-vibrating, positive attitude. 3042 WILL HELP W/HOUSEWORK: LOVING, caring, wonderful, middle-aged M, nonmaterialistic, gentle, quiet, athletic, runner/hiker, loves nature and the woods.

5’9”, 160 lbs. also love drawing, warm talks, Thoreau, Emerson, Doestoyevski.

ISO kind, loving, humorous F for life’s journey. 3039 COMPANION FOR RETIRED GENT WHO enjoys road bicycling, sailing, dinners in Montreal, travel, other interests. SWM, 6’1”, 170 lbs., blue and white. Must be available and willing to share your adventurous background. All calls answered. 3036 A WONDERFUL GUY: SWM, 29, 5’11”, blue eyes, brown hair. ISO SWF 29-45 YO, for relationship. Very active, love to play pool & have fun. Please call. 3033 KIND, EDUCATED, NON-TRADITIONAL, grounded, artistic SWPM, NS, 48 YO, BR/BR Buddhist enjoys live music, foreign films, theater, folk dancing, social activism, hiking, gardening, holistic healing, peace and simplicity. Looking for similar WF, NS, on the path. Kids nearly grown. Join me. 2985 SF, YOUNG 39 YO: ATTRACTIVE, OUTGOing, funny, spontaneous. 5’10”, in good shape. Enjoy cuddling, watching movies, nights out dancing and everything in between. ISO 30-40 YO SM, good shape/looks, tall, w/similar interests for friendship and maybe LTR. 2983

47 YO MAWM SEEKS YOUNG 18-30 YO F or F’s to be sex slave one night and day per week. New to scene. It will be a learning experience for all. 2979 ACTIVE, HEALTHY, FIT, PM, SELFemployed, curious, serious-minded but likes to laugh and have fun, 5’10”,165 lbs., have boat, ISO intelligent, pretty F interested in good conversation, fun, relaxation and who knows what else. 2974 FUN AND AFFECTIONATE DWM, YOUNG 41, smoker. Good looks/build. Looking for a slender to medium built W who enjoys classic rock, the sun, water, camping, cookouts and the companionship of a guy who is fun, affectionate and real. Much more. 2970 ISO ADVENTUROUS F, 38-48, FREE TO travel, desire to spend winter somewhere warm. Good sense of humor, likes outdoors and riding motorcycles (HD). Slim/med. figure for touring. Me: artist, musician, world traveler, Vietnam vet. 6’3”, liberal, respects women, nice person. 2965 SWM 30 YO, 5’4”, 145 LB ATHLETIC build. Like to stay fit, play tennis, mountain bike, hike, camping, skiing, snowmobiling, motorcycle, anything outdoors.

ISO vivacious beauty to ride my red rocket (motorcycle) with. Prefer no children, 21-35 YO. 2960 I’M TIRED OF BEING ALONE, SO HURRY up and get here. SWM, 37, active, handsome, seeks SWF for friendship, maybe more. Love to bike? Like dogs? Out for dinner? In for a movie? Call me, lets talk and see. 2957 HOPE TO MEET AN ATTRACTIVE, FUNNY A or B F to cherish an exciting LTR. Me: outdoorsy, attractive Frenchman, sensual, great shape, financially secure, artistic ISO true companion who’ll help me go beyond the divorce hump. 2949

women > women NSGF, SLIM, FEMININE, DISTINCTIVE, bright, educated, colorful, poetic, creative, playful w/depth, looks for the same, 40-50’s, to share this life! Be selfsupporting, responsible, dependable. Love of nature, music, world cinema, literature and dance a plus! 3436 28 YO GWF, CREATIVE, PASSIONATE, attractive, soft-butch, likes writing, silly/philosophical talks, hiking, dancing and good movies. Looking for honest, imaginative, intelligent soul w/similar interests. This Sapphic dancer desires a scintillating adventure. 3220 LADIES, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A wonderful friend out there? Please write me, please. I’m a Virgo, caring, loving, kind, friendly, warm + lots more! Love to camp and love the outdoors! 3156 ANOTHER SUMMER W/O A SWEETHEART! No, this can’t be possible! There is a flower growing out in these hills! ISO NS, spiritual, fit, prof., monogamously oriented, educated F! 40+. Love nature, art, literature, film, dance, exotic food and other lands! 3132

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27 YO GF ISO 23-35 YO SGF FOR LONG walks and good conversation. I am stable and very honest. I’m adventurous and love a good laugh! Seeking someone who can enjoy the little things in life and who is honest. 2959

ATTRACTIVE 40 YO GWPM, 5’10”, 160 lbs., Br/Bl. ISO young guys who live in, on, or around Colchester, Milton or Islands. Day or night, indoors or outdoors to ride this hot bottom, who is a top, too. Discreet. 3040

men > men

bi seeking ?

AM, 30’S, 5’7”, 140, ISO M, 21-40, FOR no strings attached fun, must be in good shape, not overweight, no femmes, straight, curious and BI are a +. If you are not into AM, don’t bother. 3473

BI-CURIOUS SWM, 36, EAGER TO GIVE oral for first time. Seek someone 20-30 YO who is hung. Let me show you what I can do on my knees. 3421

GWM, 31, LOOKS 24. 5’9, 160, BR/BR, seeking hot masculine BI/S carpenter for hot fun. Looking to give oral and also a bottom guy would be a big plus. Also, a somewhat hairy chested guy preferred.

Total discretion is assured! 3429

YOUNG BI-CURIOUS M ISO DISCREET oral fun in Burlington-area w/another M between the ages of 18 and 35. Hit me up. 3350

HELLO YA’LL: I’M A NEWLY BI-CURIOUS M 20 YO, looking for friends and maybe even love. 19-24 YO only, please. M/F is OK. Transportation needed. I will pay gas.

2969 SEEKING SELECT STRAIGHT OR BI M TO orally service. MWM ISO well-hung M. You must be clean, disease-free, under 35, well-hung, in-shape and fit. Do not respond unless you fit the criteria. 2947 PRE-OP TS, BLONDE, BLUE EYES, PASSable. Living full-time now. Seeking a fabulous LTR with that special person. Safe and D/D free. 2944

just friends

I’M 5’8, ATTRACTIVE, TAN AND MUSCULAR. ISO attractive, ladies w/strap-ons or wellhung M to please my hot, anal lustings.

I’m 8 inches, shaved, very clean. BI CU’s welcome. 3307

SPM ,39, CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SEEKING SF, 25-40 YO friend for weekend fun!

Would love to find SF that plays guitar as I’m learning to play. Maybe you can teach me a chord or two! 3217

SWM, 27 YO, 250 LBS., LOOKING FOR fun. Into oral. Want to have top/bottom fun. Age and size unimportant. Discreet only. Guys my size a plus. 3423

DO YOU LOOK HOT IN A BIKINI? A beautiful F inside and out, who enjoys life? 40’s. Me: humorous, healthy, fit, educated, travel, culture, nature and woods. A bit wild and fun! Attractive, spiritual, movies, creative, gardens, pool, ethnic foods. 3229

NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue.

I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 3153

GWM, LATE-40’S, LOOKING FOR FRIENDS and more in St. Albans or near-by, that are honest, caring and not into drugs, like the outdoors and more, who wants friendship and more, maybe LTR. Be 30’s 50’s. Call. 3342

BIWM LOOKING FOR 18-45 YO M TO have hot sexual encounters with. D/D free, NS. Size and looks not important.

Discretion assured. Looking for top to fulfill my curiosity. Looking to do a threesome, if interested. 3224

HIV+, GWM, 49 YO, 5’8”, I50 LBS., prof. in Burlington-area. Seeks another HIV+ (or -) GM for friendship and fun.

Give it a try! 3236

ME: BIF. WHY GO IT ALONE? I’M VERY interested in being contacted by MAPF Bi-curious. In search of beautiful, wellendowed F for incredible encounter.

Alone, liberated or whatever, friends.

3073

40 YO BOTTOM IN ST. ALBANS, LOOKING for older M or CU to use my body in anyway they want. I’d love to be collared and do as I’m ordered. Let this slave submit to you, please. 3427

LOOKING FOR MASCULINE GUYS FOR dating. 37 YO GWM, small-frame build, seeking a guy w/a goatee that works hard for a living, has his act together and knows what he wants out of life.

Landscapers, electrician/UPS/FedEx M should all apply. 3218 BIM, SLIM W/HOT LIPS AND A HUNGRY mouth. ISO M 20-40 to service orally on my knees, naked. Also like being used for B/D, S/M, W/S. Safe, clean and discreet.

Well hung +. 3157 WAIT NO LONGER: 20 YO GWB ISO GWM or GBM for first time encounters in St. Albans area. You: be funny and hairy. D/D free. All ads answered. 3155 25 YO STRAIGHT-ACTING SGM ISO THE company of another between the ages of 21-35. I am easy to get along with and am looking to meet new friends. Anyone around the Sugarbush area a plus! 3130 ELDERLY WM EAGER TO ASSUME THE femme role, ISO youngish, masculine GWM for occasional, exciting and rewarding encounters. 3058 42 YO M LOOKING FOR DIRTY, OLDER, nasty guy. Unshowered guys a plus. Love a guy to tell me what he likes! 3047

29 YO BIM ISO CU: I LIKE TO WATCH and be watched. Me: 5’11”, 170 lbs, cute, yoga, open-minded. I have a nice body that I like to share/showoff. You: yourselves. First-timers welcome! 3064 BIM SEEKS BIF FOR LTR. MUST BE open-minded to have the best of both worlds together. Must be fit. Kids OK. Let’s give this a try. 3043 IN SHAPE, M, 42: GREAT HUMOR, FUN, ISO a BIF. Do you ever get bored, lonely?

Do you long for a meaningful connection, good conversation, fun, excitement and adventure? Is life tough? Together we can make it fun and easier. 3038 DO YOU WORK CONSTRUCTION? DRIVE A truck? Have a hairy chest? Need to use your tool? Not getting service at home?

5’9”, 175 lbs., well-built, MABI curious, lusting for a new buddy. Hot/discreet.

2988 OLD SEEKS YOUNG: BI SWM, 54 WANTS younger BIAM. Top, bottom, open-minded. Let’s spend hot summer nights together. Hot, sweaty, man-to-man pleasures. Kissing, massages, all night in bed.

Very horny guy. Love oral/anal. 2981 BI IN BARRE: WM 32 YO ISO OTHER BI or straight M, 18-30 who enjoy rimming.

No recitation necessary. Leave number to call. 2978

DINING, HIKING, MOVIES, SHORT TRIPS, etc. Do you want to meet new people who share your interests? We’re creating a network centered in Chittenden County.

Currently at 30 people and seeking new members aged 21-65. Email required. 3143 29 YO F SEEKS BUDDY(S) M/F FOR moderate hiking and beginner/intermediate mtn. biking 3-4 times a week. Let’s share the driving and see what trails VT has to offer. Must be in moderate to good shape. 3138 MID-40’S M SEEKS NEW FRIENDS W/NEW people to VT area. Pref. from Eastern Europe nations. Hiking, biking, picnics, walks along lake, all good activities.

Music ability a plus! Traditional folk music and singing another possible activity. Please reply. 3095 I WANT TO SAIL: I HAVE SOME EXPERIence and enthusiasm. Any type of weather. Do you need a crew? Willing to travel.

2984

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FIRST-TIMERS, M/W CU LOOKING FOR F who needs that extra special attention. Her bi-curious. Him horny. Let us satisfy your needs, drinks, dinner, jacuzzi, 420, open to suggestions. Both clean, fair shape. Serious calls only. 3034

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EVER HAD A FANTASY OF STRIPPING FOR W? Looking for a pleasingly plump man who’s 40-50 YO to strip for bachelorette party (boxers/G-string only). Need a routine, good sense of humor and willing to take tips for payment! 3233 MABIF ISO OPEN-MINDED SBIF 18-35 for fun and more. I’m 23 w/blue eyes, dirty blonde hair and a medium build. Husband likes to watch and join in if all right with you. 3145

WCU ISO SLIM/PETITE BIF, 18-30. US: clean, attractive, fit, athletic. no drugs.

You: be same. fun, submissive, a +, but not necessary. Hiking, camping, movies, concerts, intimate times. Call. 3421 HELP WANTED: 32 YO, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, MACU ISO attractive, fit, M or F for discreet fun. Can you teach me new tricks, or perhaps we can teach you? Interested? 3411 CU SEEKS BIF FOR FIRST-TIME ENCOUNTER. Open to whatever you’re comfortable with.

We are P and discreet. 3407 YOUNG CU SEEKS BIF AND PASSABLE she-males, for safe, adult fun. Plus-size girls are welcome. Age/race unimportant, cleanliness is. 3244 WCU ISO BIWF FOR KINKY FUN. MUST be between 18-26 YO. 3136 SEXY, GORGEOUS AND FIT CU, 26 AND 30, seeking a dominatrix. No experience necessary. 3098

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PERSONAL OF THE WEEK ANOTHER SUMMER W/O A SWEETHEART! No, this can’t be possible! There is a flower growing out in these hills! ISO NS, spiritual, fit, prof., monogamously oriented, educated F! 40+. Love nature, art, literature, film, dance, exotic food and other lands! 3132 Personal of the week receives the following via mail within one week: A $25 gift certificate to:

A cool water bottle and a map from:

INDEPENDENT-MINDED, SF, ARTIST, SEEKing cosmic ideas to translate into wellcrafted, luscious books, prints and multiples. 3094 SWPF, LATE 40’S, PLUS-SIZE, LOOKING for WM, NS/ND, working. Need adult fun, no strings. No one-night stands. Need someone to play with on a regular basis.

Tall, WM 35-55 YO, MA/S who can play.

3044

men seeking...

couples seeking...

IF YOU WANT HOT SEX, WE ARE IT! ME: 42, 6ft., 160 lbs., hung, good body, straight. Her: strawberry-blonde, BI, a tigress. She is a sexual superwoman. We please. A nice, honest CU. The best fun you will have this summer, guaranteed. 3424

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41 YO M LOOKING FOR A HOT CU FOR threesome. Would like to give both oral, be watched and to watch. No heavy smokers.

Drinkers OK. 30-40 YO CU. Very horny.

3420 SWPM, EARLY 50’S, AVERAGE BUILD, BUSY, self-employed. Looking for slim WF for adult fun and companionship. Who knows?

May lead to LTR! Let’s have dinner and talk it over. 3476 BITCH WANTED: I AM ONE HOT CHOCOLATE stud. English and proud, impressive bloodline. Seeking horny F Labrador for copulation, possible LTR. My pups are in high demand. Let me put the wow in your bowwow. 3321 HEY, YOUNG GUYS INTO OLDER M: HAVE I got a deal for you! Me: 32, attractive, muscular, likes both; top and bottom. Eager to provide whatever you desire! You: 28 and under, good heart, good looks, seeking attentive boy-toy. 3310 ISO F, 35+, LOOKING FOR A LITTLE MORE in a relationship w/a future. LTR, marriageminded possible and is more passionate than most in the art of love. Motorcycles, convertible car rides, water, outside sun fun. Fire my fancy. Call. 3159

NO STRINGS 30 YO WM ISO TWO 25-45 outdoorsy women to hike, kayak, camp and have adult fun with this summer. I have all the gear/toys and the places. So let’s go. I will respond to all. Clean, ND/NS. 3089 MEAT-EATING, BOTTOM M ISO 2 OR MORE healthy M’s to fill my holes. I’m 43, 5’6”, 150 lbs and very eager. Looking for top guys, 18-45 who are into group scenes.

Discretion/respect assured. I’m thirsty for your creamy, white stuff. 3080 TAKE-CHARGE GUY ISO GAL WHO SEEKS discipline and direction. Can teach you the ropes. Fit, 55, fun and freaky. Your leash or mine. 3079 STRAIGHT SWM, 39, 5’7, 145 LBS. ISO FF S/MA F’s. Get together for dinner, drinks, real pampering, friendship and great sex. I believe in going to the limit to satisfy the wants/needs of women. Don’t be shy. 3078 VERY HANDSOME STRAIGHT M ISO VERY pretty/feminine she-male of small to medium size. Slender, svelte and shapely. Must be clean/discreet. Lover or long-term. Let’s talk. 3075 SEEKING FUN PLAYMATE: GIRLS, DO YOU like wearing sexy lingerie, etc.? Kinky outfits? I’m cute 28 YO guy. I’m seeking girls who like to wear these things. I’m a huge admirer of girls in fun outfits. Listen to greeting! 3065

ADVENTUROUS PLUMBER NEEDED TO sweat my pipes. Fit, masculine guy needs competent tradesman to help w/odd plumbing jobs around my house. Work weekends or after work and get a little on the side. 3055 WM, LATE 40s, HAIRY CHEST, TRIM BEARD, uncut. Seeking summer fun with other masculine men into having a few beers, country rides, nudity in woods: swimming, J/O sessions, phone sex, watch videos, exhibition, voyeurism. Let’s try it, dudes. Call.

3045 ATTRACTIVE, FIT, ENDOWED MAWM, 39, ISO F seeking great oral. Talented and longlasting. Reciprocation is up to you. I’m easy-going and not pushy. Safe, clean and discreet. Expect same. Let’s talk. 3032 SWM, 50’S, ISO CU’S FOR ADULT FUN. Clean/discreet. 2982 LOOKING FOR AN ATTRACTIVE, WELL-BUILT, well-endowed SWM? I’m a 36 YO SWM, 6’2”, 190 lbs., athletic build, well-hung, brown hair/eyes, D/D- free and very discreet.

Hoping to meet attractive CU and S for occasional adult fun. 2964

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i spy TOM: I WOULD LOVE A MOTORCYCLE ride on your BMW bike before you sell it, but you forgot to leave your phone number.

Please respond. 3423 CUTE, 2B/C ON THE DEC softball team, 7/15. We just met and already I made it to second base! Seriously though, it felt like I caught your eye a few more times than I caught the ball. Am I right? 3422 BARRE BISTRO AND PIZZA, 7/9: 8:40 p.m. You: lovely lady on deck sitting w/two girls. Eye contact and smiles. I didn’t want to intrude. I did want to meet.

3419 7/2: ST. MIKE’S TURN AND LIME KILN RD. You: black Audi. Me: blue Harley. Was the gesture just the full moon’s influence?

Escape the motorized mayhem and go for a hike? 3418 I SPY THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER! I HOPE I can come home soon and give you the biggest, longest hug! Seeing you twice in the past few weeks made me happier than you know! A night of porn sounds good to me! 3415 PLYMOUTH CAMP: 7/3. YOU: BLONDE, Carhart, beanie and cute accent. Me: blonde, Jytte beanie and cute accent!

Fancy a drink at the O’s? Sunday, July 18.

Be there, you know it makes sense! 3413 WAITING ROOM: DEAR DEFINITELY NOT dating, you know I’m safe and fairly normal. I would just like to know you a bit better. I think we would laugh. I hope I’m not being thick. Movie? It’s on the dl.

3412 TO THE GOOD EGG W/SUCH A GREAT LEFT leg. Don’t leave for Chicago! My poodle would miss you. Who else will eat Billy’s snake with me at the bar? Do you like KFC? How does that make Paul feel? 3475

IN MAY, WE MET AGAIN AT THREE NEEDS and shared passionate moments out in the rain, but I think too much. We both walked home alone and frustrated, but I would love more moments of abandon like that w/you. 3433 MIDDLEBURY, CADY RD: YOU: IN SILVER BMW. ME: in black Jetta and again on Rt. 7, near Brooks. Wanna race? Or have a good time? 3432

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6/19: I SPY MR. MILLENNIUM. MY AD was placed in good fun, as was my personal placed in good faith. Your reference to my so-called slutty attire was far from the truth. 3428 LIQUID ENERGY: SO MANY HOTTIES, SO little time! We’re coming to get you...

3425 DAVID AT PAC-SON: YOUR SMILE STOPS time. Conversations w/you are always special moments. You’re intelligent and captivating, I just don’t have the nut to tell you in person, but I’ve been crushing since we met. 3422 I SPY A TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME cook at the Shelburne Rd. Friendly’s.

You’ve heated me up for the last 5-months.

How do I prove to you I’m worth the risk?

I love you now and always, your muffin pants. 3413 I SPY A GORGEOUS PIZZA DELIVERY BOY in Stowe. I hope I’m not too old for a special delivery. Do you take off your glasses when you make love? See you Wednesday!

3412 MY JED: EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HOW amazing you are and I hope you know just how much I love you in my life. I never want to leave this behind. Never again. V. 3409 JIM BOB, THE ELECTRICIAN: NEXT TIME take your boots off, silly. I love your feet along with everything else. Your North Ave. Yankee girl, XOXO. 3408 7/10, SKIP’S BIRTHDAY BASH: LONE sock, crumpled under my sheets. sock is white and long, are you? Recollection is foggy. To whom’s foot does it belong?

3407 BURLINGTON BOUND?: RED MAZDA PICKup truck w/Kansas plates, traveling toward Burlington, 7/8. Want to hit the road?

3406 ZACHARY’S INDOOR PLAY CENTER: YOU drive a blue Honda. Saw you w/your little girl. I was w/my son around the same age.

We made serious eye-contact. Me: long, dark-hair. Looking for your car! 3352 TO THE BEAUTIFUL DARK-HAIRED, FAIRskinned, blue-eyed girl working in the deli at Mtn. Greens in Bristol. Would you dance with me under the stars? Would you let me kiss you by the light of the moon? 3351

FEELING LUCKY? TAKE A CHANCE ON ME and we both win! Hello. My name is Black Jack and I am an 11-month-old male Black Lab mix. I am a very sweet young man who loves affection and attention. I am a bit hand shy around my head and face so I need a home that will be respectful of that. I love to fetch stuff and have lots of energy. I am looking for a family with kids 15 and up who can provide me with lots of love and exercise.

TO GET SPIED #10: Make grocery shopping more fun — check out your local “produce”.

I SPY YOU RESCUING POM-PUP AND THE tall girls from dog attack by Echo on 7/8.

Sorry for barking at you, we were scared.

Thanks for coming to our rescue! 3348 BREAKWATERS, 7/7: YOU: STUNNING blond in pink tank top and jean shorts. I was at the bar, but had to leave. Single?

Would love to share a table w/you and talk more. Let’s talk. 3347 WOWZAH: HOT BABE RIDING HER BIKE on Intervale, named Katie, I think, on 6/30. That’s a really nice box you had there. I’d let you ride my bike anytime, if you know what I mean. Coitus. 3346 7/4, CLUB RAVE, ST. ALBANS: YOU: W/3 friends. Me: all alone at the bar. You noticed me staring. If that didn’t weird you out, respond to this. I’ll tell you why.

3345 7/2, I-89 SOUTH-BOUND, EARLY A.M.: You: handsome M in black Grand Am. Me: daring red-head playing tag and noticing your great smile. I was in the green Honda. I’m being bold, but care to meet on solid ground? 3343

YOU WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR NATURE girl. Ever find one that your dog approved of? Had some loose ends I needed to tie up, am now free to connect. Worst case scenario, there’s no magic and our pups have a play date. 3339 CHEESE TRADERS, 6/19: WE TALKED OF cheese choices, and what exactly are Lingonberries? You were a petite blond in a blue halter and I had a beard. Would enjoy roaming the aisles again to see what interesting things we might find. 3338 F: FLASHING ME IN THE HALL. A MOUTH like a sailor and two great breasts. It puts the lotion on the skin.-J. 3337 BOB FROM ST. MIKE’S: ENJOYED MEETING you and your friends from Cambridge at Perkins Pier. Love to hear more about Red Rocks condo. Coffee? 3336 6/19, I SPY SOMETHING OUTSIDE Millennium nightclub. I didn’t know good girls dressed so slutty. Hope your ad makes you feel better. 3335

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): A newlywed couple I know is planning to go to Cuba for their honeymoon.

That’s pretty risky. The American government has sternly discouraged us citizens from traveling there for years, and President Bush recently laid down even further restrictions. But I admire my friends’ desire to combine their romantic getaway with swashbuckling drama. It shows they intend to keep their relationship feisty, free from the ravages of excess comfort and convention. I suggest that you cook up a similar excursion, Aries. Love will thrive on adventure, and vice versa.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): It’s a perfect time to reinvent the past.

You’ll unearth interesting discoveries if you explore the old days with a critical, objective eye. Look for discrepancies between how you remember things and what really happened. Consider the possibility that some of your memories aren’t really your own, but other people’s interpretations that you’ve unconsciously absorbed. By August 15, I hope you’ll be ready to correct the story you tell yourself about your history.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Responding to hate-mongers who want to ban gay marriage, the American Anthropological Association said this: “The results of a century of anthropological research on households and families, across cultures and through time, provide no support for the view that viable social orders depend on marriage as an exclusively heterosexual institution.” In fact, the evidence suggests the opposite: “A vast array of family types, including families built on same-sex partnerships, can con-

ognize it as such.”

tribute to stable and humane societies.” Make these thoughts your starting point, Gemini, as you re-imagine the kind of family you want to create for yourself in the future. There’s no need to be loyal to any of the narrow dogmas your culture tries to foist on you about the right way to live together with people you love.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): Is there a lack of money in your life? If so, and you do nothing but whine about it in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline. If, on the other hand, you develop a plan to pad your bank account — even if that plan doesn’t ultimately work out — you’ll become better looking and your health will improve. It’s possible, of course, that you’re one of the lucky people whose financial life is thriving. If so, and you do nothing but spend your money on yourself in the coming weeks, your energy levels will decline.

If, on the other hand, you share your wealth, you’ll become better looking and your health will improve.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ll be glad to know you’re coming to the end of the Suffering Season. If you’ve made it through these past few weeks with your sense of humor intact, you now have cosmic permission to give yourself a big shiny reward. To make the best of these last few days, carry Henry Miller’s declaration around with you: “Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate, or despise, serves to defeat us in the end.

What seems painful can become a source of beauty, joy and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to rec-

Many creative people feel compelled to mirror the pain they witness, making art that is as desolate as the experience it represents. Greek poet Odysseus Elytis mourned this phenomenon. He believed that artists in its grip are like people with healthy legs who choose to limp along with broken crutches.

“During the time of Buchenwald and Auschwitz,” he said, “Matisse painted the most charming flowers and fruit ever made. They still speak more eloquently than the most macabre descriptions of the period. Their creator was faithful not to the tragedy but to the reaction that tragedy kindled in his conscience.” I call on you, Virgo, to respond as Matisse did when you encounter people going through trials and tribulations in the coming days.

The best gifts you can give them are your joy and vitality.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): This week I’ll give you nine of Darryl Cherney’s 20 “Rules of Activism.”

Honed during his many years of protecting the environment, they should be useful to you as you fight for justice and liberation in your own sphere. 1.

Never turn down help. 2. Don’t believe your own BS. 3. Speak in plain language. 4. Find the truth in what everyone says. 5. The most interesting things sometimes happen last. 6.

Advance planning is overrated. 7. Seize the moment. 8. You never succeed the same way twice. 9. Surf the tidal wave.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The astrological omens suggest that I should urge you to be far bolder than

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): Though musician Stevie Wonder has been blind since birth, he has recently begun to drive a Rolls Royce. His “road” is a flat, empty airfield where he’s not in danger of crashing. I suggest you Capricorns draw inspiration from his example in the coming weeks. Create a safe place where you can experiment with an activity you’ve always avoided because

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ve been suffering from an excess of rational behavior and logical thinking, Aquarius. It’s high time for some poetry. I don’t so much mean reading poetry as being and doing poetry. Here are some ideas to get you started. Wash your feet in a river. Lie on a green hill and sing lullabies to the person you’ll be ten years from now.

Eat the petals of a pansy or violet or nasturtium. Thank your mother for the pain she endured while birthing you. Give yourself a secret name, then spell it out on the ground with pine needles. Assume you have psychic abilities, and read people’s minds. Sip tea in the rain. Dream you’re a hawk soaring over a volcano.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Joan Borysenko is a medical researcher and psychologist who has written several books on how to synergize the efforts of mind and body in cultivating good health. I respect her work, but was appalled at a statement she made recently to an interviewer. “The most sobering discovery,” she said, “is that we will never truly heal the wounds of our past.” My own experience suggests that some people have suffered some irremediable hurts. But on countless occasions, I’ve also seen brave, dedicated souls completely fix what had been broken in them. In fact, that precise possibility is now looming for you, Pisces. In the coming weeks, you will have the power to make dramatic progress toward a spectacular cure that will put you in better shape than you were before you were wounded.

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usual. They even seem to be saying that the more brazen you are, the bigger your rewards will be. In fact, Scorpio, if I’m reading the signs accurately, you might want to draw your inspiration from the 40 starving artists in Paris who broke into an abandoned building near the Louvre a few years back. They built studios inside and have been squatting rent-free ever since. Now the city of Paris has bought the building and is paying $3.5 million to renovate it so that the artists can continue to thrive there. Be like them.

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WORKSPACE 4 commercial props.

BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft., close to downtown, gas heat. $400/mo. Call 864-5200.

4 office space

BRISTOL: Office for rent in newly renovated Dunshee Building on Main St. Separate entrance w/off-street parking. $400/mo., incl. heat, elec., all utils. Call Greg Orvis, 453-2735.

BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on “space available.” Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999.

BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450.

OFFICE/STUDIO RENTAL SPACE: Prime downtown location. Pearl St. Over 500/sq. ft. $425/mo. Don’t miss this opportunity. Avail. now!

Brian, 985-3433.

4 real estate ATTN LANDLORDS: Good apartments wanted. Experienced real estate broker will advertise your apartments, show your apartments, run credit reports and check references. You make final decision and retain the right to rent the apartment yourself. If you rent to my customer, I charge half of one month’s rent.

Call David Siegel at 860-4641 at RED E RENTALS, 138 Church St. to find out more.

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ADIRONDACKS: 1.5-hours from Burlington. 2-bedroom, A-frame furnished house. For renewal/ creative work. Beautiful, quiet and private. $425/mo. + utils.

518-585-2269. jonaomi@blue moo.net.

BAKERSFIELD: 4-bedroom farmhouse, large sunny kitchen, wood heat, garden space, composting toilet. Perfect for environmentally conscious living.

Avail. 8/1. $800/mo. 933-6696.

BOLTON VALLEY: Play and live in the Green Mountains! TWO condos avail. #1: Furnished 2-bedroom/ bath condo. Nicely renovated w/awesome views, skiing at the front door. Parking, fireplace, gas heat, NS/no pets. $1000/mo. + utils. #2: Unfurnished, 2-bedroom/bath condo, end unit, two decks, secluded, parking, fireplace, gas heat, NS/no pets. $950/mo. + utils. Laundry, sports club, pool, disc golf, pub/restaurant in resort. www.gfpvt.com or call 434-6074.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Avail.

8/1. 200 Pearl St., great location. $700/mo. Call 802-777-3040.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom condo. Avail. 9/1. A/C, garageparking, pool, secure building.

Fabulous views, quiet. $975/mo. incl. heat/hot water. 860-6241, mornings.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Newly renovated. Walk to everything.

Parking, porch, coin-op laundry.

No pets/smoking. Avail. now. $650/mo. + utils. 862-3341.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom w/study. Freshly painted and new windows. Close to downtown.

Dep. + refs. $775/mo. 899-4908.

BURLINGTON: 1819 North Ave. 4-bedroom, 1-bath single family home. Close to bike path/shopping. On bus line, W/D hookups, yard, off-street parking. Avail.

9/1. 864-8314.

BURLINGTON: 1819 North Ave. 4-bedroom, 1-bath single family home. Close to bike path/shopping. On bus line, W/D hookups, yard, off-street parking. $1600/ mo. Avail 9/1. 864-8314.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 35 St. Mary St., 3rd floor. Avail. now. $800/mo. + utils. + dep.

Call 893-8909.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. New paint, floors and rugs. 2 parking spaces off street. 1/4-mile to UVM. On busline. 454 Colchester Ave. $850/mo. Avail. 8/1. No pets. 951-2457x1, 24hrs.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt., quiet, prime location near hospital/UVM. Off-street parking, W/D hookup, front/back porches, basement, .5 acre lot. Avail.

7/1. $1475/mo. 862-9182.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, lakefront duplex on bike path with W/D, gas heat, yard, garage, porch. Avail 8/1. $1300/mo. +utils, yard work/ snow removal included in rent.

Year lease + 1-month deposit.

NS/No pets. 862-3008.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, St. Louis St., nice location, close to playground/park. 2nd floor, hdwd in kitchen, carpet throughout. $975/mo. 999-6658 after 4:30.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt.

Ethan Allen Pkwy. 2-bath, porch, parking, private back yard. Pets OK. $1450/mo. incl. elec.

598-1943.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, Rivermount Terr. 2-bath, beautiful single-family home, 2000 sq. ft.

Quiet neighborhood, hdwd, views, W/D, DW, close to lake. NS/no pets. Avail. 8/1. $1950/mo. + utils. 864-8314.

BURLINGTON: 5 min. walk to downtown. 2-bedroom, 1 space for parking. $695/mo. 630-8145.

BURLINGTON: August rental.

Huge 2-bedroom, downtown. $125/week incl. utils. 864-0444 mailbox 2.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 8/1. 2bedroom unit at 460 North Ave. 2-story townhouse plus full basement. W/D, ample off-street parking. $1200/mo. + utils + dep. Call 434-4774.

BURLINGTON: Avail 8/1.

Colchester Ave, 3-bedroom, 2floors, coin-op laundry and storage space. $1050/mo. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com BURLINGTON: Avail. 8/1.

Colchester Ave. 3-bedroom, 2floors, coin-op laundry, storage space. $975/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 660-3481. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail 8/1. Rose St. $750/mo. 2-bedroom, hdwd, recently renovated, parking. No pets/no smoking. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now and 9/1. Mill St. 3-bedroom, river views. Dog w/refs. $1050/mo.

Neville companies, 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. Buell St. 1-bedroom, $750/mo. incl. heat/hot water, 1st-floor, hdwd.

No pets/no parking. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. Mill St., 3-bedroom, river views. Dog w/refs. $1050/mo. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. North Ave. 2-bedroom. $795/mo. 2ndfloor, W/D hook-ups, new paint, new carpet. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail now. North Ave. 2-bedroom. $795/mo. 2nd floor, W/D hook-ups, new paint, new carpet. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Avail now.

Shelburne Rd. 3-bedroom, 2floors, garage. W/D hookups, dog w/refs. $1200/mo. incl. heat. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON: Massage office, shared bath, kitchen area and waiting area. 1st floor. 2 blocks from Church St. Avail. now. $280/mo. incl. utils. 363-9352.

JUST MOVED TO NEW woodworking shop, looking for responsible shop mate to help w/expenses. Shop is fully equipt. $200/mo., incl. utils. Call Stacey 233-5621.

POTTERY STUDIO AVAIL: For lease at the Ferrisburgh Artisan’s Guild.

Incl. several wheels, electric kilns and outside soda kiln. Good potential to sell wares and teach classes. Avail. 8/1. $350-$500/mo. depending upon the space taken. Call Debbie Allen at 877-9291.

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070.

TERRIFIC WORK SPACE for artists, crafters, wood shop, whatever.

Entire 1700 sq. ft. building. Rt. 100 Granville, south of Mad River Valley and adjacent to glassblowing studio/gallery. $450/mo. + utils.

496-3927.

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INDUSTRIAL/WORK SPACE wanted: 1000 sq. ft. needed in Burlington for furniture studio. No production, only design and prototype. Jonathan, 617-448-1873.

BURLINGTON: Barrett St. 2-bedroom, off-street parking. No dogs.

Smoking outside. Near UVM/St. Mike’s. $900/mo. 862-4007.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful 3-bedroom house. Battery Park, lake sunsets, kitchen, dining room, double living room w/stained glass, bath, mud room, pantry, basement, yard, garden, parking for four cars, two porches, W/D, walk downtown/waterfront/UVM shuttle. $1900/mo. + sec., utils.

Email Roznews@aol.com, or call 802-434-3172.

BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 4bedroom apt., avail. 9/1.

Recently updated, off-street parking, 3-season porch. NS. Ref. req. $1350/mo. + utils.

864-4838.

BURLINGTON: Cute, 1-bedroom, near hospital in safe, quiet area.

Gas heat, wood flooring, small yard, tub, residential parking, coin-op. NS/no pets. $725/mo. + 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: Downtown, 2bedroom, 2-full baths, 1-block from Church St. Magnificent lake views. Partially furnished.

Parking avail. Central air incl.

Avail. 9/1. $1600/mo. 734-0085 or 863-4064.

BURLINGTON: Downtown, brandnew triplex condo. 2-bedrooms, 2.5-bath w/full basement. Or, New North End, 3-bedroom house, owner-occupied 20 years. Great neighborhood, yard. $1500/mo. +. Now! Red E Rentals, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

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www.BCLT.net BURLINGTON: Cedar St. Nice 2bedroom in owner-occupied duplex. Gas heat, street parking only. Dog possible. $850/mo. + utils. Avail 8/1. 999-9539 or cedarst6466@yahoo.com.

BURLINGTON: Church St. efficiency apt. Quiet building. Offstreet parking for one car. No pets. Avail. 9/1. $525/mo.

863-2070.

BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location.

862-2680.

BURLINGTON: Condo, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, pool, garage, laundry, close to lake. NS/no pets. $1600/mo. + dep. + refs. Avail.

9/1. 658-3906 or 310-1654.

BURLINGTON: Convenient to downtown/UVM, 2-bedroom, quiet location. $825/mo. + utils.

373-8048.

(802)862-6244 BURLINGTON: Hill Section, lovely 2-bedroom carriage house.

Quiet, convenient, private, clean, parking, wood stove.

Avail. Sept. $950/mo.+ refs.

NS/no pets. 864-7126.

BURLINGTON: Immaculate 4bedroom, basement, yard, laundry, NS/no pets, New North End near bike path. Avail. Sept. $1500/mo. + utils. 802-318-7021.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt, fully-furnished, 2-porches, off-street parking, beautiful 3rd floor views. Hill Gardens on S. Williams, 2-blocks to UVM. Avail.

8/15. $1450/mo. Call 802-3160222.

BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, first-floor, quiet building, offstreet parking, sorry no pets.

Avail. 9/1. $1200/mo. 863-2070.

BURLINGTON: Ledgewood condo, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath.

Bike path, lake, private and quiet. Could be partially furnished. $1050/mo. 862-6838.

BURLINGTON: Maple St. 1-bedrooms. $630/$695/mo. +. South End 2-bedroom w/parking. $775/mo. +. New North End 2bedroom, fresh and clean, $795/mo., heated. 2-bedroom dollhouse, hdwd, yard, garage, $925/mo. +. No dogs, lease. All avail. now or 8/1. Red E Rentals, 138 Church St. 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: New North End, 2-bedroom + den. 2.5-bath duplex. Nice pets allowed.

Mountain views, walk to lake and river. $1300/mo. 865-9642.

BURLINGTON: Nice 4-bedroom, 3-bath home w/fenced yard.

Well-located in quiet neighborhood near hospital and university. Avail 9/7 - 7/15. $1500/mo. + utils. 865-5917.

BURLINGTON: North Union St. 2-bedroom, sunny, wood floors, W/D, deck. NS/no pets. $925/mo.

Avail. 8/23. Call 658-0643.

BURLINGTON: Old North End. 1bedroom, hdwd, porch, off-street parking. NS/no pets. $650/mo.

899-5593.

BURLINGTON: One 1-bedroom and two 2-bedroom apts. Also, 4bedroom house. All on Lakeview Terrace. Some lake views, some porches. $700/mo., $800/mo., $1000/mo., $1800/mo. 862-9616 or 363-3791.

BURLINGTON: Redrocks Condo.

3-bedroom, 2-bath, fireplace, deck, gas heat, attached-garage. $1575/mo. Call 864-5200.

BURLINGTON: Riverwatch Condo, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, pool, parking, $950/mo. incl. heat/ water. Great location near hospital. Avail 9/1. 802-872-8189.

BURLINGTON: School St., 3bedroom, hdwd., large deck, offstreet parking. Avail. 8/1. $1200/mo.+ 865-3672.

BURLINGTON: South End, 2bedroom. Quiet neighborhood, hdwd/tile. Pets considered.

Parking on-site, laundry. $875/mo. + utils. 578-8525.

BURLINGTON: Spacious 3-bedroom, hdwd floors throughout, W/D, D/W. Avail. 8/1. $1375/ mo. incl. heat. 865-9491.

BURLINGTON: Studio, 265 N. Winooski Ave. Small, 2-room, 3/4-bath, 2nd-floor. Newly renovated, large 3-season porch.

Off-street parking, NS/no pets. $550/mo. + utils. + $600 dep.

Mark, 355-1011.

BURLINGTON: Studio apt for rent. 205 Church St., apt 12.

Great location. Avail. immediately. $525/mo. Call 802-578-2546.

BURLINGTON: Sunny and clean 2-bedroom. $950/mo. 3-bedroom, $1200/mo. 4-bedroom w/yard, $1400/mo. Avail. now.

Pets okay. NS. Applications and more info @ www.Tango Properties.info. 865-8090.

BURLINGTON: Very large 1000+ square foot 1-bedroom apt in excellent condition in 100-yearold Victorian, only other unit is owner’s apartment upstairs.

Includes bedroom, large living room, bathroom, eat-in kitchen and private mud-room/storage.

Hdwd and original woodwork.

Share front porch and back yard w/owners. On Willard, near Pearl, 1-block to university and 4blocks to Church St. Avail. now.

Move-in date flexible. $1000/ mo. 802-865-4901.

BURLINGTON-AREA: 2-bedroom, 2-miles to downtown. Quaint duplex in quiet, residential neighborhood. Picket-fence, yard. Offstreet parking for 2 cars. No pets.

Avail. 8/25. $850/mo. 951-2457 ext. 1. (24 hrs).

CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH: border, 3-bedroom apt., country setting, w/deck to large lawn and garden areas. 1-mile to lake. $975/mo. + sec. + refs.

802-767-9455.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath duplex. Garage, screen porch, W/D, fenced-in yard. Walk to Winooski River, bike path, Airport Park. $1250/mo. + utils.

802-863-9520.

COLCHESTER: Avail 8/1. Pine Island Rd. $1295/mo. 2-bedroom house w/office. Excellent condition, beautiful mountain views, private country setting, large yard, hdwd, basement. No pets/ no smoking. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

COLCHESTER: Avail 8/1. Pine Island Rd. $1295/mo. 2-bedroom house. Excellent condition, country setting, hdwd. No pets/no smoking. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

COLCHESTER: Beach and lake access, quiet setting, 2-bedroom house. Off-street parking, sorry no pets. You really should check this out! Avail. 9/1. $850/mo.

863-2070.

COLCHESTER: Neat, small 1bedroom house. Screened porch.

Great Bay views, on bike path, lawns. Heat efficient. No pets/ smoking. Lease, dep., refs. Avail.

8/1. $775/mo. 878-4284.

COLCHESTER/MILTON-AREA: 1bedroom, 2nd-floor, good condition, parking, lease + dep. No pets. $725/mo. heat not incl.

893-7848.

COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI: Professionally renovated throughout 2 or 3-bedroom house. All new appliances, W/D. 1-car garage, hdwd, yard, yearlease starting 8/1. $1250/mo. +.

Red E Rentals, 860-4641.

ESSEX JCT & WINOOSKI: Off I89. Sublets avail. immediately.

Quality furnishings and amenities, fireplace, hdwd. Quiet, clean, very private. NS/No pets.

Refs. Must see! Rent negotiable.

879-3226.

FAIRFAX: Large 2-bedroom duplex, 2-bath, D/W, deck, garage, full-basement, very energy efficient, W/D hookups.

No pets. $900/mo. + utils. Call 849-2201.

HIGHGATE CTR: Enjoy the beautiful sunrises in a 3-bedroom, newly built deck, full-basement house. Incl. appliances. No utilities. Pets ok. $1000/mo. Avail. immediately. Call 868-9160.

MILTON: 5-bedroom house with extra room for studio or office w/separate entrance. Lots of open space w/woods and water.

Plenty of storage, parking, full kitchen, perennials, gardens and much more. Gas heat and wood stove. Avail. July/August. $1800/ mo. + utils. Pat, 893-2888.

MONTPELIER: Large 1-bedroom, wood floors, laundry hookup, D/W. NS/no pets. $725/mo. + utils + refs + dep + credit check.

862-7843.

MONTPELIER: Small 1-bedroom $600/mo. 1-bedroom $675/mo.

Newly renovated. NS/no dogs.

Off-street parking. Avail. 9/2.

863-1728 or 802-310-4205.

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SPACEFINDER PLAINFIELD: 3-bedroom, charming house for rent in village. Great condition, large yard and gardens. Work space, W/D, hdwd. Avail. 9/1. $1200/mo.

Call 454-1144.

PLEASANT VALLEY: Near Underhill-Cambridge line. 3-bedroom, 2bath cape. Great views. $1200/ mo. + utils. 802-878-7405.

RICHMOND: Recently renovated 3-bedroom, 2-bath home w/yard and garage, W/D. NS/no pets.

Dep. + refs. required. Avail. now. $1200/mo. 208-325-8190.

RICHMOND: Spacious, sunny, 2nd-floor apt. in village. Eat-in kitchen, hdwd, Victorian woodwork throughout. NS/no pets. $565/mo. + utils. Call Sarah, 802-558-5456.

RICHMOND VILLAGE: Very nice 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. Avail.

9/1-6/30. 10-mo. lease, refs. and sec. dep. req. NS/no pets. $1450/mo. + utils. 434-4436.

SHELBURNE: 1-bedroom apt. in private home in Shelburne.

Separate entrance. Large kitchen. Bathroom w/shower.

Shared laundry. $600/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/1. NS/no dogs.

985-0106.

SHELBURNE: 2-bedroom, 1.5bath. W/D hookups, D/W, heat inc. $1200/mo. + utils.+ lease.

No pets. Avail Aug. 985-8539.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail.

9/1. Modern 2-bedroom condo near UVM horse farm, athletic fields and bike path. 1st floor, gas heat, 2-parking spaces, no dogs. $900/mo. + Call tenants, Dan or Electra, 951-9030 or Bill 482-2714.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Beautiful 3-bedroom, end unit townhouse, great location. 2.5-bath, decks, W/D, microwave, carport, tennis/pool. NS/no dogs. Avail. immediately. Lease + refs. + dep. $1500/mo. + utils. 482-2394.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Treetop Condo. 2-bedroom, 1st floor, hookups, propane heat, carpet/ tile, appliances, no pets/smoking, tennis courts, swimming pool. 9/1. $1050/mo. 434-3749.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks, beautiful 2-bedroom, pool, carport, new carpets, wood floors, paint, quiet, clean.

NS/no pets. $1050/mo. + dep. + utils. 363-8776.

SWEET SPOT: 3-bedroom, 2bath, W/D, 2 floors. Hear Huntington River from the deck. $1200/mo. + dep. Call 238-3252 or RiverLeaper@aol.com UNDERHILL: Large 3-bedroom, avail. August. 2-baths, W/D hookup, kitchen w/D/W, deck, storage building. Private yard and beautiful views. Walk to store and PO. Near Mount Mansfield State Park. 20 miles to Burlington. $1100/mo. incl. heat. 802/899-2304.

UNFURNISHED APARTMENTS: Avail now, 8/1 and 9/1. 1, 2 and 3-bedrooms. Call for listings and showings. Neville Companies Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com.

UNFURNISHED APARTMENTS: Avail now, 8/1 and 9/1. 2 and 3-bedroom. Call for listings and showings. Neville companies, Inc. 660-3481 ext. 1021. www.nevilleco,com.

VERGENNES: 2-bedroom condo.

W/D, water, sewer, rubbish removal. $725/mo. No pets.

Refs, credit check and security dep. req. Avail 8/1. 877-1019.

WATERBURY CENTER: Large, airy studio apt. Cathedral ceilings, wood burning stove, convenient location. $680/mo. + utils. 1st, last + dep. 244-7648.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, heat/hot water incl., parking, laundry, clean, near bus/university. NS/no pets. $745-$775/mo.

233-1150.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, wood floors, tin ceilings, garage, fullbasement, great condition, W/D. Quiet neighborhood. $1200/mo. + utils. Call Lee, 655-3333 ext.

49. Re/Max North.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, 2-bath, completely remodeled and tastefully done. Brand new kitchen, appliances, W/D, windows, flooring, natural gas boiler.

Front porch, back-deck, 2-car garage, large private yard. Avail.

9/1. Pets neg. NS. $1750/mo.

899-1735/

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, 2porches, great room w/hdwd, small fenced-in back yard. Great apt. for dogs. Gas stove and heat. $950/mo. 769-0741.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, full cellar, washer, quiet location, 2miles from downtown Burlington. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1.

Call 434-8466 before 9 p.m.

WINOOSKI: 36 Main St. 2-bedroom, 3/4-bath, gas heat, onstreet parking. No pets. Avail.

8/1. $640/mo. Call 864-5200.

WINOOSKI: 82 Malletts Bay Ave. Large 1-bedroom, 2nd floor, very clean, newly renovated building and apt. New paint/vinyl windows/gas heater.

Hdwd, carpet, vinyl and all up to code. Cat OK. $700/$650/mo. + utils + dep. + lease. Off-street parking. Avail. 7/24. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: 92 East Allen St. Large 1-bedroom, 3rd floor, very clean, newly renovated building and apt. New gas heaters/vinyl windows/paint. Hdwd and all up to code. Off-street parking, quiet building. Cat OK. $700/ $650/mo. + utils. + dep. + lease. Avail. 8/1. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: Clean, 3-bedroom apt. Gas heat/hot water/cooking. Off-street parking, yard. $1100/mo. + dep. 434-5736.

WINOOSKI: Near colleges, bright, clean, spacious 3-bedroom, incl. heat/hot water. $1200/mo. Parking, no pets.

878-8548.

WINOOSKI: Quiet and clean 2bedroom w/office, upstairs in duplex. W/D, eat-in kitchen, enclosed sun porch, off-street parking, natural gas heat, new windows, fenced-yard. Avail. now or 8/1. Pets neg. NS. 1-year lease. $900/mo. 899-1735.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit building in great downtown location. Two large 2-bedrooms w/private porches and a studio. Separate utils., appealing units and location make this building a gem. $305,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit w/many updates including: roof, electrical, heaters, water main and more. Good rents, separate utils. and low-maintenance makes this a great investment. $298,000.

(802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property, 4 apartments consisting of one 2-bedroom (could be owner’s unit), two large 1-bedrooms, one small 1bedroom, fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town. Off-street parking, separate utils. Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an opportunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down.

Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage. Asking $295,000.

D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641.

BURLINGTON: 48 Lakeview Terrace. Beautiful home and yard in excellent location and neighborhood. Lake views, 2200+ sq. ft. Two kitchens, hdwd. $309,500. 802-578-5575, eves.

BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3-bedrooms 3-baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more. $229,900. Call 865-6268.

BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful hillsection home. 3-bedroom + office and den. 1.5-bath, hdwd, deck, garage. $325,000. Please call 859-1582 or 808-987-2976.

BURLINGTON: Charming 1-bedroom cottage in great South End neighborhood. Wood floors, original woodwork, back porch and your own yard! A unique opportunity! $134,900. Katherine Riegelman, Broker. 860-7261.

BURLINGTON: Duplex, 57 Intervale Ave. Completely updated and nice cash flow. 2-bedroom and snazzy studio w/ certificates of compliance. $210,000. More info at www.TangoProperties.info.

865 8090.

BURLINGTON: Duplex w/style and charm appeals to owner occupant or investor. 2 and 3bedroom units w/private back yard. Separate utils., great location. $279,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: Four wonderful apartment buildings w/great rents, separate utils. and lowmaintenance. Two 2-unit and two 3-unit buildings. Excellent investment or for owner occupant. They have been our babies, sorry to see go. $279,000-$305,000. (802) 326-3093.

BURLINGTON: Quality, character and location! 3-bedroom South End home. 1940’s owner/mastercarpenter built. Complete updates in 2000, new kitchen with maple cabinets, beautiful wood floors throughout, 4-season porch. Cedar closets, builtins, dry storage in attic and basement. Cedar siding, established organic flower/vegetable gardens, large fenced-in yard for kids and dogs. Minutes from lake, bike path and wooded trails at Oakledge/Red Rocks parks.

Walking distance to Champlain Elementary School. Easy access to I-89. Open house 7/24-25, 10-1. $296,900. 863-0371 or jmay.dan@verizon.net.

BURLINGTON: Updated and clean 2-unit in convenient location. 3 and 4-bedroom units are very profitable w/low maintenance and separate utils. $285,000. (802)326-3093.

CHARLOTTE home: Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping.

802-425-5250.

CHARLOTTE: Just reduced, 3-4bedroom, 2.5-bath, sunny, great family neighborhood. Open 1.4 acres, large fenced-in play yard, 2-car garage. $235,500 with $5000 back at closing or $230,500. 425-6317.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3-bedroom cape, open floor plan, fireplace w/woodstove insert, 1/2 finished basement, storage shed, 2-car garage. Desirable neighborhood, large corner lot, use of common land, pool, tennis court. Recent upgrades: new roof, maple kitchen cabinets, breakfast bar, flooring, DW, internal doors. $245,000.

802-878-1112.

COLCHESTER: Custom Timberframe Federal Colonial.

230 Brick Yard Rd. $579,000.

Exclusive neighborhood, built 1998, 3.6-acres, 2500 sq. ft., 3bedrooms, 2.5-baths, granite counters, slate and wide plank floors, exposed beams, Rumford fireplace, 9-foot ceilings, fir timber/mahogany deck with 8-person hot tub, extensive landscaping with stone walls and lighting, 2-car attached garage. 802-8938647 or 802-578-2061. Email safezee@together.net.

EAST MONTPELIER: County Road. 3-bedrooms, 2.67 acres, new septic 2002, new oil furnace/water heater. Attached garage, woodstove, 3 miles to Montpelier. For sale by owner, $209,900. 223-2129.

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energyefficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond.

Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900.

(802) 933-6989.

ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont.

Asking $37,000. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366.

GEORGIA: Beautiful 3-bedroom expanded cape, 24 acres, 2-car garage, 2 decks, covered porch, fireplace, basement, new appliances, large yard, stream and trails. $290,000. 802-524-7607.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom.

Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since.

Double living room w/fireplace.

Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1-full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1-full bath, master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864.

Large corner lot. 3+bedroom, 2bath, 1.5-story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802723-4551.

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road.

Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door.

Improvements. Covenants.

Owner financing. $289,000.

802-355-6998.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both!

There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, MORIAH, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club.

Must see to appreciate. Asking $1,300,000. 518-546-7456.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com.

MIDDLEBURY: Open house, Sat. 7/24. State of the art, 2400 sq.ft., 3-bedroom home w/spectacular views of the Adirondacks.

Conveniently located 1-mile north of Middlebury on private drive, off route 7. Specs incl. 29 windows, French doors, bamboo floors, tile bath, stainless steel appliances, maple cabinets and soap-stone countertops. August completion. House located on Grandview Dr. On left if heading north, look for open house signs. For more info, call 307690-5675.

MIDDLESEX: Two separated 10acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure.

Very quiet, private settings.

Views possible. Lot 1 $55,000.

Lot 2 $65,000. 223-0986, bcallnan@adelphia.net.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3,200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+-car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large off-road lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900.

893-4331.

MONKTON: Charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath cape. Bright, open floor plan with hdwd floors and exposed beams. Great views, quiet location, easy commute to Burlington/Middlebury. $180,000. 425-6154.

MONKTON/FERRISBURGH: Unique 30-acres. A home, outbuildings, pond, streams, mountain trail, wildlife sanctuary. $927,500. Call Foulsham Farms RE. 802-861-7537.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4-bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of wellmaintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

NORTH CAMBRIDGE: Threestory w/storefront, second-floor apt. Currently occupied. Building needs work. Lots of room and possibilities. $55,000 neg. 8932743, eves.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000.

496-2646.

PRICE REDUCED, ST. PAUL 3 FAMILY: Magnificent lake views, walk to town, 2+bedroom, owner’s duplex. Incl. custom, spacious loft plus 2 bedrooms, kitchen, dining room, all hdwd floors. Front porch and deck w/lakeview. Also, 2 strong rentals (2-bedroom units) w/separate utils., decks, parking. Makes sense for owner/occupant. Price includes several improvements. $385,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom flat, first floor. Excellent condition, updated carpet, ceramic tile, appliances, pool, carport. $131,500.

434-3749.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home.

2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: $175,000. 2+ bedroom. Ranch in great neighborhood w/large back yard and spacious living room.

Open house 7/24 and 7/25. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. 658-4145.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 2bedroom, 1.5-bath Cape. Openfloor plan, woodstove. Great family neighborhood. Open house, 8/1. 1-4 p.m. $215,000.

658-8577.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy ranch on quiet dead-end road.

Fireplace, hdwd, 2+bedrooms, 3season porch. Communal forest.

Assessed $208,000. Asking $199,900. Sam and Diane 865-3411.

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BURLINGTON: Updated and clean 2-unit in convenient location. 3 and 4bedroom units are very profitable w/low maintenance and separate utils. $285,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit building in great downtown location. Two large 2-bedrooms w/private porches and a studio. Separate utils., appealing units and location make this building a gem. $305,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit w/many updates including: roof, electrical, heaters, water main and more. Good rents, separate utils. and low-maintenance makes this a great investment. $298,000. (802)326-3093.

BURLINGTON: Duplex w/style and charm appeals to owner/occupant or investor. 2 and 3bedroom units w/private back yard. Separate utils., great location. $279,000.

(802)326-3093.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: $175,000. 2+ bedroom.

Ranch in great neighborhood w/large back yard and spacious living room.

Open house 7/24 and 7/25. 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.

658-4145.

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COLCHESTER: Custom Timberframe Federal Colonial.

230 Brick Yard Rd. $579,000.

Exclusive neighborhood, built 1998, 3.6-acres, 2500 sq. ft., 3- bedrooms, 2.5-baths, granite counters, slate and wide plank floors, exposed beams, Rumford fireplace, 9-foot ceilings, fir timber/mahogany deck with 8-person hot tub, extensive landscaping with stone walls and lighting, 2-car attached garage. 802-893-8647 or 802-578-2061. Email safezee@together.net.

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UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 2-3 bedroom, 1 3/4bath, contemporary home w/open floor plan. Excellent neighborhood and schools.

Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal views of Mt. Mansfield.

Many updates. $195,000.

Chris & Laura 899-3722.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+-bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis.

All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home.

Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

SHELBURNE: Hillside ranch in the heart of Shelburne Village, quiet cul-de-sac, close to stores/school. 2240 sq. ft, full finished basement.

4-bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, family room, deck, garage, workshops, hdwd, 1.5 baths, ceiling fan, all kitchen appliances. $229,900. 985-3936 or 238-1551

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy ranch on quiet dead-end road. Fireplace, hdwd, 2+ bedrooms, 3-season porch.

Communal forest. Assessed $208,000. Asking $199,900.

Sam and Diane 865-3411.

ENOSBURG FALLS: Old Stagecoach Inn on the Boston Post Rd. 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, formal dining w/Rumford fireplace, hdwd, gorgeous woodwork, open staircase. New birch kitchen cabinets, new energy-efficient windows, 2-car detached garage w/heated office. Large barn on 5+acres w/spring-fed swimming pond.

Awesome mountain views, yet close to town. Asking $239,900. (802) 933-6989.

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WILLISTON: Exceptional privacy, convenience. Quiet cul de sac. Meticulously maintained, exquisite lot w/brook, bike path, 2295 sq. ft., 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, partially finished basement, 2-car garage, patio, deck w/spa. Flower/vegetable gardens. South Ridge community pools and tennis. Many extras. $371,500. 878-4302.

BURLINGTON: 48 Lakeview Terrace. Beautiful home and yard in excellent location and neighborhood. Lake views, 2200+ sq. ft. Two kitchens, hdwd. $309,500.

802-578-5575, eves.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath condo offers easy living or excellent rents. Quietly tucked off Main St., 1.5 blocks to downtown, efficient, new carpet, parking, low expenses. Great investment at $129,500. 598-8578.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath Cape. Open-floor plan, woodstove. Great family neighborhood. Open house, 8/1. 1-4 p.m. $215,000. 658-8577.

UNDER CONTRACT BURLINGTON: Appletree Point townhouse, sale by owner. Sunny end unit, new furnace, appliances, A/C. 3 bedrooms 3 baths, fireplace, private beach, pools, more $229,900. Call 865-6268.

EAST MONTPELIER: Country Road, 3-bedroom, 2.67 acres, new septic 2002, new oil furnace/water heater, attached garage, woodstove, 3 miles to Montpelier. For sale by owner, $209,900. 223-2129.

MIDDLESEX: Two separated 10-acre parcels. 10 minutes from Montpelier. Southern exposure. Very quiet, private settings. Views possible. Lot 1 $55,000. Lot 2 $65,000.

223-0986, bcallnan@ adelphia.net.

CHARLOTTE Home. Lake access. $795,000. Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping.

802-425-5250.

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HUNTINGTON: 1.1 acres on main road. Asking $124,900. Gorgeous views.

Incl. single wide residence, partial basement, 2 car garage, dry well, septic, newly drilled well and many extras. 434-4539.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3,200 sq. ft.

Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+-car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, between exits 17 and 18, by Lake Arrowhead. Large offroad lot. Hdwd, wood stove, deck, partially finished basement w/room to grow. $154,900. 893-4331.

BURLINGTON: Duplex, 57 Intervale Ave. Completely updated and nice cash flow. 2-bedroom and snazzy studio w/certificates of compliance. $210,000. More info at www.TangoProperties.info.

865 8090.

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S. BURLINGTON: Twin Oaks condo. 2-bedroom flat, first floor. Excellent condition, updated carpet, ceramic tile, appliances, pool, carport. $131,500.

434-3749.

JEFFERSONVILLE: 32 acres, awesome views. End of road. Near Smuggler’s Notch or backcountry ski out your door. Improvements. Covenants. Owner financing. $289,000.

802-355-6998.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, MORIAH, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, near-by golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $1,300,000. 518-546-7456.

MONTGOMERY CTR.: 4bedroom, 1-bath cape nestled on 3.8-acre hillside lot w/mountain views in subdivision of well-maintained homes. Near Jay Peak. $149,000. 802-326-2043.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/ heat/electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield.

Established herb/perennial gardens. $159,000.

For more info: www.vtliving.com/godfrey.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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SPACEFINDER << 29B UNDERHILL CENTER: Sunny 23 bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, contemporary home w/open floor plan.

Excellent neighborhood and schools. Partially wooded lot w/privacy. Huge deck, seasonal views of Mt. Mansfield. Many updates. $195,000. Chris & Laura 899-3722.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system.

25 mins. to Burlington.

Additional info at www.picket fencepreview.com. $315,000.

802-899-2727.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., Circa 1870s, former B & B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second floor family room w/skylights. Greenhouse dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances.

Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I-89. $349,000. Eric, 802-355-9213, ericparker.esq@ verizon.net.

WEST GLOVER: 2-bedroom home, 11.97 acres, w/log shop/studio building w/heat/ electricity. Private, views of Mt. Mansfield. Established herb/ perennial gardens. $159,000. For more info: www.vtliving.com/ godfrey or call 802-525-9967.

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975.

Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell!

Asking $189,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, large garage, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

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4 land for sale BURLINGTON: Quality, character and location! 3-bedroom South End home. 1940’s owner/ master-carpenter built.

Complete updates in 2000, new kitchen with maple cabinets, beautiful wood floors throughout, 4-season porch.

Cedar closets, built-ins, dry storage in attic and basement.

Cedar siding, established organic flower/vegetable gardens, large fenced-in yard for kids and dogs. Minutes from lake, bike path and wooded trails at Oakledge/Red Rocks parks. Walking distance to Champlain Elementary School.

Easy access to I-89. Open house 7/24-25, 10-1. $296,900. 863-0371 or jmay.dan@verizon.net.

new!

MIDDLEBURY: Open house, Sat. 7/24. State of the art, 2400 sq.ft., 3-bedroom home w/spectacular views of the Adirondacks. Conveniently located 1-mile north of Middlebury on private drive, off route 7. Specs incl. 29 windows, French doors, bamboo floors, tile bath, stainless steel appliances, maple cabinets and soap-stone countertops. August completion. House located on Grandview Dr. On left if heading north, look for open house signs. For more info, call 307-690-5675.

COLCHESTER: Beautiful 3bedroom cape, open floor plan, fireplace w/woodstove insert, 1/2 finished basement, storage shed, 2-car garage. Desirable neighborhood, large corner lot, use of common land, pool, tennis court. Recent upgrades: new roof, maple kitchen cabinets, breakfast bar, flooring, DW, internal doors. $245,000.

802-878-1112.

WILLISTON: 2-bedroom house, large garage, high ceiling, Rinnai heat, organic garden, mature trees, .40 acre. Close to I-89. 10 mins. to downtown Burlington. $121,500. 872-0386

HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

4 housing wanted

LISTEN 2 MARY’S rental market analysis: A bright, new or renovated lodging should not cost more than $1 per sq. foot. Less if shabby/stigmatized. listen2 mary@hotmail.com.

PROF. MARRIED COUPLE SEEKING 2-bedroom apt. in quiet Burlington area. Call Rhi at 655-0145 days, 655-7938 evenings and weekends.

ROOMMATE WANTED: Recent graduate looking for 1-4 active, social, interesting, fun people to share downtown Burlington or Stowe apt. Chill peeps call Zeb, 802-598-8785.

SERIOUS MUSICIAN and very well-behaved dog seeking a temporary home. A dog needs land to play catch. I need private place for recording, writing and rehearsing. I can afford $400$500/mo. Call Matt at 802-2534172, between 2-4 p.m.

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CHARLOTTE: Lake-front, seasonal, monthly or weekly rental w/gorgeous lake views. Perfect for people in transition. Great studio comes w/everything. $250/week, neg. 425-4673.

WEEKLY RATES AVAIL.: Maggie’s Inn. Extended stay, kitchen, cable TV, computer/ Internet. $200/wk. Great place to stay. 802-324-3291.

4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. Neat and clean. Close to hospital/ UVM/downtown. $500/mo. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914.

BURLINGTON: College St. Private room, common kitchen/bath. $475/mo. incl. utils. No pets. Lease + dep. + refs. 863-4634, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

BURLINGTON: Healthy environment. Off-street parking, cable TV, Adelphia Internet, Wi-Fi, shared computer, W/D. Heat, elec., phone, deck, three-season porch. $375/mo. 802-865-9990.

4 situations wanted BURLINGTON: UNIQUE HOUSING situation in hill section.

Furnished home avail. There is a separate 1/1 apt. avail. in the house. An independent elderly lady enjoys this home for several summer mo. and lives in Florida for the majority of the year. We would offer free rent to the right individual while the elderly woman is living there. We will require some small assistance at times. The remainder of the year the rent for the house would be very reasonable. Please contact me at trailraker@aol.com for more details.

4 vacation rental

ADIRONDACKS: Chateaugay Lake, waterfront cottage sleeps 8 w/2-baths. Great swimming w/sandy bottom. Boating, birding and biking. Avail. 8/148/28 and Sept./Oct. $800/week.

453-4174.

FAIRFIELD POND: Rustic family camp, sleeps 5. Linens, electricity, cold water, row boat, paddle boat. No shower, but the lake is clean and beautiful. NS. $250/ wk. $800/mo. Call 802-425-5171 after 7/10.

KAYAKERS’ PARADISE! Charming cottage on the Inland Sea, Milton shore. Private. 2bedroom, sleeps 4. Rock beach, gorgeous views. No pets. $800/wk + dep. (802)482-4015.

N. HERO: Lakefront rental. 2bedroom cottage. Peaceful, very private, great sunsets. Gay friendly. Pets OK. Avail. mid-August through October. $800 weekly.

Call Robert, 802-372-5497.

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ISLAND POND: Charles Currier House, village home c. 1864. Large corner lot.

3+bedroom, 2-bath, 1.5story barn, LR, DR, farm kitchen, summer kitchen. $98,900. Shown by appt., 802-723-4551.

WATERBURY CTR.: Restored 3200 sq. ft., circa 1870s, former B&B. 4/5-bedroom, 2 LR, second-floor family room w/skylights. Green-house dining area, cherry kitchen, new appliances. Gorgeous views. Mins. from Stowe, I89. $349,000. Eric, 802355-9213, ericparker. esq@verizon.net.

FOR SALE: A 1996 Claridge, Skyline 3-bedroom, 2-bath mobile home in excellent condition, located in a Berlin mobile home park in Berlin, Vermont. Asking $37,000. Reason for selling: relocating. 802-229-2366.

MONKTON: Charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath cape. Bright, open floor plan with hdwd floors and exposed beams.

Great views, quiet location, easy commute to Burlington/ Middlebury. $180,000.

425-6154.

GEORGIA: Beautiful 3bedroom expanded cape, 24 acres, 2-car garage, 2 decks, covered porch, fireplace, basement, new appliances, large yard, stream and trails. $290,000. 802-524-7607.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations!

Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. Additional info at www.picket fence preview.com. $315,000.

802-899-2727.

BURLINGTON: Beautiful hill-section home. 3-bedroom + office and den.

1.5-bath, hdwd, deck, garage. $325,000.

Please call 859-1582 or 808-987-2976.

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BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbay lakefront.com.

NORTH CAMBRIDGE: Three-story w/storefront, second-floor apt. Currently occupied. Building needs work. Lots of room and possibilities. $55,000 neg.

893-2743, eves.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. with finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 - 3 1/2 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, washer & dryer upstairs, xlarge master bedroom and closet. Master bath with jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color & appliances. $285,000.

878-2880.

WINOOSKI: Colonial w/over 1950 sq. ft. of living space in this 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath home w/living, family, formal dining, fully applianced kitchen and laundry, 2.5-car garage, back deck, large fenced-in backyard. Top-of-the-line appliances incl., most are less than one year old. $259,900. 655-4269.

MONKTON/FERRISBURGH: Unique 30-acres. A home, outbuildings, pond, streams, mountain trail, wildlife sanctuary. $927,500. Call Foulsham Farms RE. 802861-7537.

HINESBURG: Raised ranch on .6 acres. 1700+ sq. ft. 1full bath, 3-bedroom, LR, kitchen on upper level, 1full bath master bedroom, den, laundry room on lower level. $189,900. 482-4583.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet- type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2- car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/ lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort.

249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

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7D SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in large, sunny, clean 2-bedroom apt. on S. Union. Downtown, porch, yard, W/D, DW. F, prof./ grad. student, nonsmoker pref.

Avail. third week in Aug. $550/ mo. + dep. + 1/2 utils. 914715-1551.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 2bedroom apt. w/F college student and her dog. Seeking F, clean, quiet, socially-conscious, NS. Cute apt. 1-block from downtown. $375/mo. + dep. + 1/2 utils. No lease req.! Avail. now or 8/1. Pets neg. Please call Anne-Marie at 802-310-5020.

BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for our funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Room avail 8/1. $415/mo. + dep. Call 861-2273.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 1bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. 366B Manhattan Dr. No smokers/pets. $375/mo. + 1/2 utils. Matt, 863-5610.

BURLINGTON: Community-minded, socially conscious, communicative cohort for bright 3-bedroom, central flat. Friendly, tidy, passionate adult. NS/ND. W/D and garden. $400/ mo. + utils + dep. 658-0019.

BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean house near UVM. Music, art and gay friendly. Our cats hate dogs.

Avail. now. $425/mo. + share utils. 660-8200.

BURLINGTON: Furnished room for rent. Looking for F prof./ grad. student. Laundry, parking.

Share kitchen/bath. Near UVM. $475/mo., incl. utils. 862-6216.

BURLINGTON: ISO clean, responsible, cat-lover, quiet street, center-of town. Porch, hdwd, new kitchen, claw-foot tub, off-street parking. Entire top floor of huge apt. $650/mo. + utils. 864-0444 mailbox 2.

BURLINGTON: M nursing student, early 30’s seeking nice, responsible, fun person to share large 3-bedroom apt. near UVM/ downtown. Parking, N/S. Avail. immed. $475/mo. + 1/2 utils.

658-6864.

BURLINGTON: Open house, Saturday 7/24. 2-large, private bedrooms and foyer, each w/fullbath in a 3-bedroom, 4-bath, lakeside townhouse, private entryway. Lots of amenities, close to all (Red Rock). Avail.

7/28. $750/mo. email bbakondi @uvm.edu or call 917-334-8890.

BURLINGTON: Seeking younger PM/F to share 2-bedroom. Close to downtown, clean and newly renovated. Hdwd, quiet, porch, parking, cable/Internet. NS/pets.

Avail. 8/1. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils + dep. 863-8951.

BURLINGTON: Share house w/one prof. Near UVM, W/D, offstreet parking. $450/mo. + utils.

802-345-3803.

BURLINGTON: Sunny, lg. bedroom, off-street parking, nonsmoker, near UVM. 2 cats. $365/mo. + 1/3 elec., phone.

Call 658-3138.

BURLINGTON: Woman, boy, cat seek nonsmoking, friendly, responsible housemate. Sunny, homey atmosphere, hdwd, W/D, parking. Great location. Avail.

7/1. $485/mo., incl. all but phone. 658-6108.

ESSEX JCT: 2 college/PF to share well-maintained 4-bedroom house, furnished or unfurnished. W/D, pool, yard, nice location, cable, N/S only. Avail. August. $400$425/mo. incl. utils. 879-4226.

ESSEX JCT.: Charming country farmhouse. Large and mediumsized rooms avail. immed. New paint. Tidy individual, please. No smokers/dogs. $425/mo. and $450/mo., elec./gas incl. 3438073 or 288-8155, lv. msg.

ESSEX JCT: Independent elderly gentleman seeks F to assist w/some evening meals and light housekeeping in exchange for a private room in his home. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-0274 or visitwww.Home ShareVermont.org. EHO.

ESSEX JUNCTION: 1-bedroom avail. in quiet 6-bedroom house.

3-bathrooms, off-street parking, W/D, hdwd. Pets neg. $425/mo. utils. incl. 318-5108, ask for Brad.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Great bedroom in 6-bedroom carriage house. 3-bath, large kitchen, 2living rooms, lots of parking.

Average housemate age is 26. $425/mo. 318-5108.

HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful location, porch, DSL, W/D. Looking for M/F, neat, clean and easy-going. $395/mo. + 1/4 utils. 578-2795.

HOUSEMATE WANTED to share Spear St. location w/mom and son. Bedroom w/private bath, studio/library, decks, gardening space, garage, W/D. Must be animal friendly. $700/mo. + utils.

863-3236.

HUNTINGTON: Large room w/shared bath and kitchen. On river near Audubon, quiet. Avail.

8/1. $450/mo. + dep., incl. utils. Dave, 434-2180.

MARSHFIELD: 27 YO F neat freak seeking housemates to fill 2-rooms. Avail. 8/1 & 9/1. Lots of space in decent location, ability to tolerate road noise is a must! Excellent rent + utils.

Awesome landlord. Must fill these spots with good fits! Call for details. 802-426-3460.

MILTON: Housemates to share 5bedroom house, fully furnished, kitchen w/everything. Lots of space, storage, garden, parking, W/D. Incl. 2 cats, plants and music. $450/mo. Interested, call Pat 893-2888.

S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Views, amenities, gardening, shop.

Mature, active, fit, P’s or retired M and W sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options.

864-3330, rick@rickhubbard.org.

SEEKING PROF/GRAD student to share large, spacious 2-bedroom in hill section. Includes W/D, heat, water, yard, porch, balcony, hdwd. $435/mo. Avail.

8/22. Contact Dori Borrelli, 802-355-9966.

SHELBURNE/S. BURLINGTON: Share 1/2 of 4-bedroom condo w/prof. Large, private suite w/full bath, own phone.

Amenities, privacy, share attached garage. Avail. 8/1. $750/mo. +. 802-985-3662.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Clean, dependable person needed to share 3-bedroom farmhouse. W/D hookups. $400/mo. incl. utils. except phone. Avail. 8/1. Call Sean, 864-9614.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to join 4-bedroom household. Yard, garden space. NS. Positive environment. $500/mo. +utils. 802238-7213.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible person to rent a room and share living space in my home. Quiet neighborhood.

No pets/drugs/smokers. $550/ mo. incl. basic utils. Call for details 6-9 p.m. 802-658-4552.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Queen City Park. Avail. 9/1. Seeking funky female to share 2-bedroom furnished house. Red Rocks Park, sunset views, bike/bus route. $475/mo.+ utils. 951-1131.

WILLISTON: Prof. M/F to share 3-bedroom Colonial w/30’s F. Must like dogs. $550/mo.+ 1/2 utils. Dep. & refs. 878-9339, leave message.

WINOOSKI: Prof, M/F wanted for 2-bedroom, separate bath, W/D, NS/NP. Avail. now. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 655-5713 at anytime.

WINOOSKI: Rooms for rent in large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to St. Mike’s/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlan College. On the bus line. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

REAL ESTATE, RENTALS, HOUSEMATES AND MORE

FORSALE >> PLATTSBURGH

FAYSTON: Perched on

This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000.

10 acres, 3BR saltbox, recently remodeled kitchen, new tile & maple flooring. $259,000.

Sugarbush Real Estate.

802-496-3500. www.sugarbushrealestate.com

Call 518-570-9593 or lise@duley-realtor.com

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built ,1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms , 1.5- bath, updated septic and attached 3 season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed.

House needs work and owner says sell! Asking $189,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

PORT HENRY:

City’s Edge — South Burlington's newest 60-unit condominium project.Grants ranging from $15,000 to $45,000 are available depending on household income,size and unit type.

Call Kirsten 660-0644 www.getahome.org

Colchester Red Rocks Point $769,900.

Two sandy beaches with 26+ acres to enjoy with this 2885 sq. ft. contemporary cape. Light and roomy home with large yard. 3 bedroom, 3 bath w/ 2 car garage and barn. Only 5 minutes from Exit 17. Subdivision potential. Motivated seller.

Call Christie White 658-5555 x2117

Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews. Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house.

Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 www.realty-results.com

518-546-3000 BURLINGTON: 46 Murray St. rental property 4 apartments consisting of one 2bedroom (could be owners unit), two large 1-bedrooms, one small 1bedroom., fully rented it clears about $25,000 per year, walk to town., Off-street parking, separate utils.

Needs cosmetics but sturdy building with room to increase rents. This is an opportunity to buy income property with about 10% cash down. Seller will hold creative 2nd mortgage.

Asking $295,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, VT. Independent Properties 860-4641.

Christie White 658-5555 x2117

PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity!

1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows.

Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900 www.realty-results.com

518-546-3000 PRICE REDUCED, ST. PAUL 3 FAMILY: Magnificent lake views, walk to town, 2+bedroom, owner’s duplex. Incl. custom, spacious loft plus 2 bedrooms, kitchen, dining room, all hdwd floors.

Front porch and deck w/ lakeview. Also, 2 strong rentals (2-bedroom units) w/separate utils., decks, parking. Makes sense for owner/occupant. Price includes several improvements. $385,000. D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

Winooski

Fairfax

$197,500 Vintage 1847 home with original woodwork, built-ins, pocket doors and hardwood floors.

1926 square feet with 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, eat-in kitchen, formal dining room and area for expansion on 3rd floor.

Only 1/2 hour to Burlington.

Commercial potential.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537.

Williston $359,000 Completely remodeled 4BR home! Beech HW floors, tile, granite kitchen island, cherry cabinets, Anderson Windows, & more!

Gina Paquette 652-9803 x2126

WAITSFIELD: Big 3+ bedroom cape. Basement garage, playroom and workshop, great deck, large wooded lot in quiet neighborhood. Views possible.

Dead end road, one mile from village. $255,000.

Call 802-496-3500.

$324,900

Live in this beautifully maintained, custom built home while collecting rent from the private two bedroom apartment below! Hardwood, large rooms, convenient location, call now!

Jennifer Giordano 652-9803 x2102

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7D ONTHEROADVEHICLES 4 automotive

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802-658-1212 CAMARO, 1984: 350-engine, Ttops, blue-metallic. Asking $2950/OBO. 879-9428.

CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2002: Sedan, 4D, white, 4-cyl. 2.2 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS. 41,260 K. Best price, $6946. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHRYSLER SEBRING LX CONVERTIBLE, 2004: 2D, maroon, 4-cyl. 2.4 liter, auto, FWD, A/C. 20,567 K. Best price, $16,821.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

ELECTRIC PICK UP, 2002 GEM: Neighborhood Electric Vehicle. 6foot aluminum bed, upgraded motor, hard doors, 2500 K. $4500. 658-2578.

FORD ESCORT WAGON, 1992: Great condition, 36 mpg! 5-spd, 107 K, incl. 4 Haka studded snows! $1100. Todd or Erika at 644-5305.

HONDA CIVIC, 1998: Sedan DX. 69,000 K. Excellent condition, well maintained. $5750/OBO. (802)578-7870.

MERCEDES E320, 1995: 65,000 K. New brakes and other recent work. $12,900/OBO. 253-6019.

NISSAN ALTIMA GXE, 1997: Limited edition; 4-door, 5-spd, A/C, cruise control, rear spoiler. $4000/OBO. Call Amy, 989-0908.

OLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE GL, 2000: Sedan, 4D, beige/tan, V6 3.5 liter, A/C, ABS. 38,256K. Best price, $8942. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE, 2003: Sedan, 4D, gray, V6 3.8 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, ABS, cruise.

23,694K. Best price, $16,651.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM GT, 2003: Sedan, 4D, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS, traction control.

19,942 K. Best price, $14,358. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4D, red, V6 3.4 liter, auto, A/C, rear spoiler. 18,785K. Best price, $13,972. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: Sedan, 4D, beige/tan, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, A/C. 16,478 K. Best price, $13,265. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, green, V6 3.8 liter, auto, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks. ABS, rear spoiler.

17,198 K. Best Price, $16,778.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SAAB 900S, 1987: Sunroof, new exhaust system, inspected, higher miles but runs great. $500/ OBO. 999-9161 or 899-5411.

TOYOTA RAV4, 1997: 96K, FWD, 5-spd., 2-door, blue, new transmission and front brakes. Must sell, moving! $7500/OBO. 802223-2498.

www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212 TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)!

Worth the drive! 802-223-3563.

VOLVO 240-DL WAGON, 1986: 200,000 K, runs good. Wellmaintained. $900. 434-4331.

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CHEVROLET SILVERADO 1500, 2003: Extended cab, short bed, red, V8 5.3 liter, auto, A/C, ABS, privacy glass, alloy wheels, 4WD. 16,954 K. Best price, $23,325.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 652-1212.

CARPOOL CONNECTION Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

Save money this Spring and join a carpool today!

If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area.

Burlington to Milton: Looking to share a commute, Mon.-Fri. from approx. 6 a.m. 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40930.

S. Burlington to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute,

Mon.-Fri. from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924.

Jeffersonville to Williston: Looking for a ride, Mon.-Fri., from 7 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40920.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride, Mon.-Fri., from 5-8:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40885.

Cambridge to Colchester: Looking for a ride. Mon,-Fri., from 6:15 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40793.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute to National Life. Mon.-Fri., 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40928.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier.

Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m -5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

Ferrisburgh to Burlington: Looking to share a commute.

Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40771.

Essex to Berlin: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40774.

Essex to Milton: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 3-11:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can

4 motorcycles

HONDA SHADOW VLX 600, 1997: Gently used. Under 5 K, all black/chrome, custom seats/tank cover. Comes w/DOWCO protective cover. $3000. Call 877-3335 after 6 p.m.

4 suvs

CHEVROLET BLAZER, 2001: 4D, black, V6 4.3 liter, auto, 4WD, A/C, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass, alloy wheels. 21,842 K. Best price, $15,846. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET TAHOE, 2004: 4D, blue, V8 5.3 liter, auto, 4WD, A/C, ABS, leather, roof rack, privacy glass. 26,624 K. Best price, $29,846. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER, 2002: 4D, green, 6-cyl. 4.2 liter, auto, A/C, roof rack, privacy glass, alloy wheels. 26,865 K. Best price, $19,368. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, 2001: Limited sport utility, 4D, black, V8 4.7 liter, auto, 4-wheel drive, A/C, leather, sun roof, roof rack, privacy glass, alloy wheels.

27,533 K. Best price, $21,462.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

help, please ref # 40836.

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute.

Mon. and Thurs. only, from 8 a.m.

- 5:15 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142145.

Bristol to Winooski: Looking to share a commute. Mon.-Fri., from 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40800.

Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. Mon.Fri., from 7:45 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40830.

Winooski to S. Burlington: Looking to share a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40806.

4 minivans www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212 NISSAN XTERRA SE, 2002: Green, V6 3.3 liter, auto, 4wheel drive, A/C, ABS, privacy glass, running boards, alloy wheels. 42,130 K. Best price, $18,125. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC AZTEC, 2004: 4D, white, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, A/C, roof rack, cruise, privacy glass. 10,746 K. Best price, $16,894. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE GT SPORT WAGON, 2003: Red, 4-cyl. 1.8 liter, 6-spd. manual, FWD, A/C, ABS, sliding sunroof, roof rack.

26,387 K. Best price, $14,962.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2003: 4D, 4-cyl. 1.8 liter, 5-spd. manual, FWD, A/C, cruise, roof rack. 51,095 K. Best price, $10,463. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. Mon.-Fri., 11 a.m. 11 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40938.

Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 40921.

Winooski to Williston: Looking for a ride in the morning. Mon.Fri. at 6:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40922.

Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932.

Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40919.

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CHEVROLET VENTURE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2002: 4D, blue, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, 7-8 passenger, A/C, ABS, roof rack, privacy glass. 25,575 K. Best price, $15,242. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET VENTURE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: 4D, silver, V6 3.4 liter, auto, FWD, 7-8 passenger, A/C, cruise, privacy glass. 31,720 K. Best price, $14,869. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2004: Silver, 4D, V6 3.4 liter, front wheel drive, 7passenger seating, A/C, roof rack, alloy wheels. 17,395 K. Best price, $19,678. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

www.ShearerPontiac.com

802-658-1212

St. Albans to IBM: Looking to share a ride to IBM. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40902.

Westford to IBM: Looking to a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40910.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride. Mon.-Fri., from 9 a.m. - 3 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40929.

Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon.Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925.

Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride 1 way M-F at 6 pm. If you can help, please reference 140609.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT

4 employment

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCER looking for new female talent for future productions.

802-658-1464.

CARPENTER: Framing to finish skills. Transportation, no smoking, hardworking, willing to learn. Able to work with others.

Pay dependent on experience.

Call 864-6370.

CARPENTERS/CARPENTERS’ HELPERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839.

CLEANING PERSON/MANHATTAN PIZZA: General cleaning duties, wash floors, clean bathrooms, dust, etc. Daytime hours.

Apply in person, 167 Main St., Burlington.

COOKS/MANHATTAN PIZZA: Experience necessary. Will train to do pizza. Apply in person.

167 Main St. Burlington.

DANCE EDUCATORS: Looking for ballet, hip-hop, modern and Irish dance teachers. Call 527-9880.

DENTAL HYGIENIST: Flexible schedule, Tuesday and/or Thursday. Call 658-5840.

DO YOU LOVE KIDS? Art, music and blowing bubbles? Get paid to play and sing! Teaching kids (0-5) and their parents how to have fun through play, music and art! Part-time 5-10 hours a week. $10/hour. Inquire at playandmusicvt@yahoo.com.

802-660-2474!

DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring!

Athletic, hardworking individuals.

Various positions. Apply in person.

DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles and possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 658-1464.

ENDYNE INC., a local environmental testing lab is looking for a qualified testing analyst. The position requires a Chemistry, Biology or related degree. Good quantitative and computer skills a must. Respond to Harry B. Locker, Ph.D. Lab Director 160 James Br. Dr. Williston, VT 05495.

FRIENDS OF THE MAD RIVER: Watershed Coordinator. Seeking dynamic person to staff our office, conduct research and education. 1/2-time position, fulltime potential, located in Waitsfield, VT. Visit www.Friends OfTheMadRiver.org for complete job description. Apply before July 30.

HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Parttime or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message.

HELP WANTED AT BATTERY STREET JEANS: Fun working atmosphere, start immediately.

Call Ivan at 324-3291 or Lori at 864-6411.

MEDICAL OFFICE: Seeking efficient, organized and professional individual with excellent communication skills to handle a variety of duties including specialist referrals, obtain authorizations, check-out and appointment scheduling for a busy ortho clinic.

Must have excellent phone and computer skills and enjoy working in a team environment. Send resumé and salary requirements to efredriksen@ohplus.com.

NEED FINANCIAL RELIEF? Visit www.debtorhelp.com.

PAINTER: Experienced interior/exterior. Can provide tools and transportation for right person. Call 863-5397.

PAINTER/CARPENTER’S HELPER wanted: Summer season only. Painting and light carpentry work. Experience necessary.

Flexible hours. $10/hr. If interested, call 233-5718.

PAINTERS: Experienced, transportation, great work environment, good pay. Call Steven at 865-9839.

PAINTING FOREMAN AND FULL-TIME PAINTERS: Home Partners seeks experienced painters and people w/ability to lead a project/crew and communicate effectively. Benefits package incl. Call 802-651-9393 for an application.

PART-TIME FLEXIBLE POSITION: Rent breast pumps from home. Need organized, supportive person with daytime availability and some knowledge of breast feeding. Some driving.

Burlington only. Training provided. Resumé, cover letter and references to: LRV Inc., 3594 South Rd., Williston, VT, 05495.

PRE-PRESS OPERATOR: Experienced in drum scanning, film output, and Mac/PC electronic file manipulation. Benefits.

860-6767 for appointment.

PREP PERSON/MANHATTAN PIZZA: Includes cleaning, prepping, stocking, making pizza dough. Some restaurant exp. necessary. Apply in person, 176 Main St., Burlington.

professional

SERVICES

JS GARDEN DESIGN

• Design • Installation • Maintenance • Perennials • Shrubs • Trees

Personal Stylist Look your best at work or play.

For consultation contact

YEN COUTURE yencouture@hotmail.com

Julie Sohn 865.9869

Carpentry Montpelier area.

23 years experience, free estimates, insured.

Porches, decks, small additions, roofing, chainsaw, odd jobs, interior remodeling, floor sanding, kitchen, bath.

Randy Eastman (802) 223-3885

RICH FROG INDUSTRIES, leading manufacturer of children’s gifts, seeks an administrative assistant. Responsibilities include customer service, order processing and accounts receivable. The candidate must have customer service experience in an office environment, experience with computers and excellent communication and telephone skills. Full-time position, Mon.-Fri. We offer a salary commensurate with experience, benefits and a fun working environment. Send résumé with a cover letter by email to resumes@rich frog.com, by fax to 802-8659225 or by mail to 1 Mill St., Suite 216, Burlington, VT 05401.

THE HUMANE SOCIETY OF CHITTENDEN COUNTY is accepting applications for an animal care technician. Must be a dependable, energetic team player and able to work weekends. Janitorial or kitchen experience is helpful.

Previous animal care experience is not necessary. Please send resumé and coverletter to The Humane Society of Chittenden County, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, VT 05403.

TRAVEL U.S.A.: Publication Sales Co. hiring 18 sharp, enthusiastic individuals to travel the U.S. Travel, training, lodging and transportation furnished. Return guaranteed. Start today. 1-800781-1344.

WANTED: Experienced natural foods cook. Full time. Rhapsody.

Montpelier. 229-6112.

4 business opps

$750 WEEKLY INCOME: Mailing our sales letters from home. No experience necessary. Full or parttime. Genuine opportunity. Free supplies and postage. Call 1-630786-6633. (24 hours). (AAN CAN).

A $250K+ 1ST YEAR INCOME opportunity. Home-based. No personal selling. Not MLM! Call 1877-347-3745, 24 hrs. Training and support provided. (AAN CAN).

ALL CASH CANDY ROUTE! Do you earn $800 in a day? Your own local candy route. Includes 30 machines and candy. All for $9995. 1-800-807-6525. (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS: Up to $1200/wk.

Multiple positions in restaurants, bars, nightclubs and hotels. No experience req. FT/PT. Call 800806-0083 ext. 202. (AAN CAN).

CAREER POSITIONS: Earn $12$48/hr. Avail. w/full medical/ dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 1-800-320-9353 x2001. (AAN CAN).

COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary.

2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free: 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DATA ENTRY: Could earn $50,000/yr. Work from home, flexible hours! Great pay!

Personal Computer req. 1-80091-DATA ENTRY. 1-800-913-2823 ext. #2. (AAN CAN).

4 elder care

HOME ASSISTED LIVING SERVICES OF VERMONT

“Enhancing levels of well being and independence”

Our quality Care Management and Care Provider Services can support your efforts to help those you care for stay at home.

Personal Care v Meals v Med Reminders v Transportation v Housekeeping v Rehabilitative Support Palliative Care v and more...

Call Carel or Patricia at 802-985-5097 email: halvt2@yahoo.com

4 research

RESEARCH STUDY: Seeking persons w/androgen insensitivity syndrome or similar condition to participate in survey about use of health services. Visit http:// aissurvey.nhgri.nih.gov for info.

(AAN CAN)

4 volunteers

ACTORS WANTED for strange little public access show. All types, M/F. Limited commitment.

Some singing parts. No pay but fun script. Jeff, 578-5160.

CONSTRUCT BUDDHIST TEMPLE. Preserve Tibetan sacred art.

Volunteers needed for bronze casting, welding and construction. Room, board, stipend and training. 707-785-2664. www.odiyan.org.

HELP TAKE BACK AMERICA: Mobilize minority voters in battleground states. Gain grassroots organizing exp. Training from top democratic professionals. Call 1-888-922-1008 www.campaign school.org (AAN CAN).

4 childcare

IN-HOME DAYCARE PROVIDERS: Family of 5 seeks outgoing, imaginative day care provider to care for three children, ages 11, 9 & 2. Great kids in a loving home. Call 482-5533 and ask for Amy or Ted. PROFESSIONAL NANNY: W/20 years experience, seeks longterm, full-time, newborn position in private home. College degree, CPR, excellent refs. 878-3501.

DATA ENTRY: Flexible hours, great pay. Call toll-free, 1-866334-6175 ext. 101. Computer/ Internet req. (AAN CAN).

EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25 $75 per survey! Guaranteed paychecks! Mystery shoppers needed! $57/hr. shopping! Free grants!

Receive $500,000 - $800,000! www.RealCashPrograms.com.

(AAN CAN).

HIRING FOR 2004: $15-$45/hr.

Full benefits. No experience necessary. Green card OK. Call 1866-317-0558 ext. 325. (AAN CAN).

INTERESTED IN POLITICAL CAREERS? Learn from professionals. Gain organizing experience on high-profile campaigns to beat Bush through the Democratic Campaign Management Program. www.campaignschool.org. 888922-1008. (AAN CAN) LEAD SINGER AND DRUMMER wanted for the U.S. Army’s Premier Touring Show Band. $38,608-$41,488 annually + full Army benefits. Info, www.army fieldband.com or call 301-6775349. (AAN CAN).

MILLIONAIRE MINDED? $2.4billion dollar global communications giant has expanded to the area and is looking for leaders.

Call 800-270-4789 for details.

MOBILIZE THE VOTE! Organize minority voters in battleground states. Get grassroots experience. Training from top professionals. Bilingual preferred. Call 1-888-922-1008. www.campaign school.org. (AAN CAN).

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print.

Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949 ext 3001. (AAN CAN).

NEED HELP? Pick up the phone.

We can help you get that home, car, business or fresh start. Call today. 866-467-7658. Fast results. Guaranteed response.

(AAN CAN).

NEED REGIONAL or national recruitment exposure? Advertise your hard-to-fill positions in more than 100 newspapers just like this one and reach up to 17 million young, active, educated readers! Go to www.aancan.com or AAN Classified Network at 202-822-1955.

RECORDING ENGINEER: Film, television, radio announcer. No experience required. On-the-job training in local major recording studios, film companies, radio stations. Part-time, nights, weekends. www.CareerConnection2000.com.

(AAN CAN).

WORK FROM HOME: Earn $500$3000/mo. PT or FT. Full training and support provided. 877-5730982. dlchombasebiz.net. (AAN CAN).

YOUTH COUNSELOR: Make a difference in at-risk kids’ lives. Get paid to canoe, backpack and make friends you’ll keep for life.

Year-round, residential positions.

Excellent salary/benefits. Online application: www.eckerd.org. Or send resumes: Career Advisor/AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, PO Box 7450, Clearwater, FL, 33758.

EOE. (AAN CAN).

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IT’S NOT THE END of the world.

Just the end of us. lastgeneration .net. (AAN CAN).

4 lost & found

LOST DOG: $500 REWARD. Cairn Terrier, mixed shades of gray, looks like Toto from the Wizard of Oz. 4-year-old male. Heartbroken mom needs him home. Call 4969741 with any info.

LOST DOG: Nuptse, Border Collie/Maremma mix. White w/black spots, black head, 50lbs.

Lost in Richmond, 7/4. Reward.

(802)223-8466.

4 announcements

ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310.

J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN) I SPY SOMEONE WHO HAS 2 extra tickets to the Phish show in Coventry. Can buy/trade at face-value, but prefer a work exchange at the show. Show sold out before we could save enough money.

PREGNANT AND ALONE? We can help! We provide solutions, not judgment. Free confidential consultation. Relocation and financial assistance avail.

Adoption insight. 1-800-3619333. (AAN CAN).

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help! We specialize in matching families with birth-mothers nationwide.

Toll-free, 24 hrs. a day. 866-9210565. One True Gift Adoptions.

(AAN CAN).

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Multifamily garage sale. Sat. 7/24, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sun. 7/25, 9 a.m.

- 1 p.m. Bureau, ceiling fan, work table, 9-ft. square blue carpet and much more. Bay Court Condos, Baycrest Dr.

4 entertainment

BABYLON EXPRESS EXOTICA: Join us for a good time. Hot dancers, hot music, hot fun. www.babylonexpressexotica.com.

(800)-859-7325.

EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

GALAXY ENTERTAINMENT: The future in adult entertainment... today! We specialize in bachelor parties, private parties, strip-agrams and more! Call 802-8654244 for pricing and availability.

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ORIGINAL STONE CREATIONS:

By Trevor Bickford. Stone walls, patios, rock gardens, landscape ponds/waterfalls, outdoor rooms/meditation areas. Call 558-6083 for free estimate. trevorbickford@yahoo.com.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT wants to help you in either your business or home. Please call (802) 864-9488.

SQUEEGEE BROS.: Prof. window cleaning, deck cleaning/sealing and pressure washing. Commercial and residential. Fully insured. Free estimates. Call Shane 279-8859.

TOTAL MACINTOSH TUTOR: Macintosh system and software tutoring. Photoshop, Dreamweaver, Flash, home/business networks. $25/hr. Bill Keyworth, 434-3516.

4 computer svcs.

“In-House”

COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More!

“My house or yours!”

email: in-housecomp@verizon.net

864-7470

A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians.

Low rates, fast turnaround.

Refurbished computers available.

ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23.

FULL-SERVICE COMPUTER repair, upgrade, PC, Macs, networking, Web design and tutoring. Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and inshop. Free quote, 864-7470.

4 financial

$$CASH$$ Cash now for structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-7947310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN) CASH NOW: As seen on TV! Ten years offering best cash for future lawsuit settlement, payments, annuities and lottery winnings. ppicash.com. Call now, 800-815-3503. (AAN CAN).

4 want to buy

$$ Cash $$ for your clothes.

Sell to Greener Pastures Call toll free

1-888-282-2667

4 photography

FEMALE MODELS wanted for Grated fashion projects. No experience needed, compensation in pictures, experience and industry exposure. Contact David Russell Photography. 651-9493, rusldp@ juno.com, www.rusldp.com.

4 tutoring

MATH TUTOR: High school, college. Friendly, patient, 15 years exp. Also can help w/GRE, SAT, LSAT, GED. Reasonable rates.

279-2986, 8-10 p.m.

WRITING TUTOR: All levels. I’ll help you improve your ability to write more effectively. Laurie Sheridan, 863-3471.

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SUPPORT GROUPS/LEGALS 4 pets

FREE TO GOOD HOME: Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, gray-and-white fluffy cat. Likes kids and dogs. Would prefer to be only cat in household. Has all shots. I’m moving and can’t take him w/me. Alice, 453-4346.

4 buy this stuff

20 INCH COLOR TV: $30.

630-8145.

ADCOM AMP AND PRE-AMP, GFP-345 and GFA-5300. Seldom used. $600 for both. 355-6998.

BOSTON PIANO: Euro design, selected at Steinway Hall, NYC. High gloss mahogany. Still in warranty life. Beautiful sound, excellent condition. $4700.

879-1631.

EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: portable massage table, sagegreen. Comes w/head-cradle and black carrying-case and strap.

Great condition, great deal: $400/OBO. Call 229-5996.

FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: incl. installation. 4-months free programming w/NFL Sunday Ticket subscription. Over 250 channels! Limited-time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1-800877-1251. (AAN CAN).

JOTUL 602: Cooktop woodstove.

12” x 18” x 14” tall box on 11” tall stand. Needs paint but otherwise excellent. Perfect small and super-efficient unit. 865-5139.

METALBESTOS CHIMNEY SECTIONS: Part #85-30 (8” diameter x 30” sections). 10 pieces. Also have assorted 8” elbows, angles, cleanout trap and stainless bands. All in excellent condition, beautiful, but not brand new.

865-5139.

RETAIL QUALITY HANGERS: approx. 400 top-hangers and 400 bottom-hangers in clear plastic.

Great for a new business or reorganizing your closet. Asking $150 for all. Call 862-5051 and ask for Rachel.

THREE-SECTION SCANDINAVIAN design bookcase/entertainment center. Light-wood color, 8’. Great for vaulted ceiling room! Come and get them. $250/set. 434-3640.

4 furniture

ITALIAN LEATHER, CREAMCOLORED couch and love-seat.

Like new-condition. Bought for $3000, will sell for $1300.

Moving, must sell. 985-9465.

4 music

UNION ST. STUDIOS: Winooski.

Prof. equipment in a relaxed, home studio atmosphere. $35/hr.

Prof. cover/poster art and music video package deals. David Wendell 655-5881.

4 music for sale

2 PRODYNAMICS TX 1201: Professional speakers, 400W continuous, steel reinforcement.

Dimension 46, 5x38 5x74, 23 kg each. Check www.prodynamicsusa .com. Retail price $1100 each.

Sell both for $1300. Call 8599624, ask for Oliver.

BE MUSIC’S FIRST ANNUAL Used Gear Sale. Vermont’s largest selection of used musical instruments, amplifiers, p.a. gear and home recording equip., All at an extra 20-35% off for the entire month of July. Toll-free in Vermont 888-775-4030. www.bemusicvt.com.

4 music services

AD ASTRA RECORDING: Relax.

Record. Get the tracks. As featured in EQ Magazine. Digital multitrack recording/mixing.

Flexible hours/block rates. 20 plus years experience. adastra recording.com, 872-8583.

COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services.

Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour.

496-3166. Moretown, VT.

4 musicians wanted BRILLIANT DRUMMER NEEDED to break things. Holding Napoleon is sans drummer and must remedy this situation immediately. Originals sound something like Brainiac, Failure, Sunny Day, My Bloody Valentine, etc. Call Jeremy at 802-578-9156. Really.

4 music instruct.

CELTIC FIDDLE instruction with experienced dance band musician. All levels. Technique and style emphasized. Peter Macfarlane, 802-759-2268, petermac@ gmavt.net.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624.

WANTED: Blues keyboard lessons. Tony at 802-626-8076.

4 legals

CITY OF BURLINGTON ORDINANCE 9.0 Sponsor: Fire & Police Departments First reading: 05/10/04 Second reading: 07/12/04 Action: adopted Date: 07/21/04 Signed by Mayor: 07/14/04 Published:07/12/04 Effective: 08/11/04 In the Year Two Thousand An Ordinance in Relation to OFFENSES AND MISCELLANEOUS PROVISIONS— Regulation of Security Alarm Systems

It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That chapter 21, Offenses and Miscellaneous Provisions, of the Code of Ordinances of the city of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sec. 2142 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 21-42. Regulation of security alarm systems. (a) As written. (b) Permit required. No person shall utilize or install a security alarm system within the City unless a permit has been obtained for its use from the Burlington Police Department by the property owner of the property upon which the security alarm system is installed.

(1) Definition. For purposes of this section, a security alarm system shall include any type of assembly used to signal the occurrence of illegal entry or activity. Vehicle alarms shall not be considered security alarms for purposes of this section.

(2) Term. Permits shall be required annually on or before July 1st. Renewal applications shall be submitted by the preceding June 1st - have a term of no more than one (1) year and shall expire June 30 annually.

(3) Fees. The annual permit fee shall be ten dollars ($10.00) thirty-six ($36.00), prorated monthly ($3.00/month or any part thereof).

(4) Application. The property owner of the property upon which the security alarm system is installed shall provide the following information on the permit application: (a) Type and location of alarm; (b) name, address and phone number of property owner of the property upon which the security alarm system is installed; (c) name and phone number of occupant(s) of property upon which the security alarm system is installed; (d) name, address, and phone number of person to whom the fees and charges will be sent; (e) name, address and phone number of person to be contacted in the event of an alarm at the site and two (2) alternate contact persons; (f) name, address and phone number of person or company responsible for installing the alarm; (g) name, address and phone number of alarm company responsible for monitoring the alarm system.

(5) Confidentiality All information provided in the registration permit application shall be deemed confidential and shall not be subject to public disclosure.

(c) Penalty: Failure to obtain the permit required by this section shall be deemed a civil offense.

A violation shall be punishable by the issuance of a municipal complaint ticket and shall carry a waiver penalty of fifty dollars ($50.00). All law enforcement offices are authorized to issue a municipal complaint for a violation of the ordinance. The installation or utilization of a security alarm system without the filing of a complete application, the payment of the permit fee, or the payment when due of response charges required by this section is a civil offense punishable by a fine of up to five hundred dollars ($500.00) with a waiver penalty of one hundred dollars ($100.00). All duly authorized enforcement officials are authorized to issue a municipal complaint for a violation of this section. (d) False alarms Response Charges. A false alarm from a security alarm system which results in a response by the police department shall result in the assessment of a fee in the following amount: During each 12 month period beginning July 1st: 1st false alarm -warning 2nd false alarm-$50.00 3rd false alarm-$75.00 4th and subsequent false alarm$100.00 For purposes of this section a false alarm shall mean the activation of an alarm system through mechanical failure, malfunction, improper installation and without an unlawful entry or through the negligence of the owner or tenant at the property where the alarm system is located or of their employees or agents or other cause unrelated to illegal entry or activity at the site of the alarm.

(1) Response charges shall be assessed to the owner of the property upon which a security alarm system is installed when the police respond to an alarm and there has been no unlawful entry or activity on the property which led to the activation of the alarm. Response charges shall be assessed in the event of: (A) the activation of an alarm system through mechanical failure, malfunction, or improper installation; (B) the activation of an alarm system through the negligence of the owner or tenant at the property where the alarm system is located or of their employees or agents; or (C) the activation of an alarm system through any other cause unrelated to unlawful entry or activity on the property where the alarm system is located.

(2) Response charges shall be assessed as follows for the period between July 1 and June 30: (A) First response-warning (B) Second response-warning (C) Third response-$70.00 (D) Fourth response-$100.00 (E) Fifth or subsequent response-$150.00 *Material stricken out deleted. **Material underlined added.

P >NOT FOR KIDS> 18+ ONLY >NOT FOR KIDS>

CITY OF BURLINGTON ORDINANCE 10.0 Sponsor: Church St. Marketplace & Police Dept.

First reading: 05/10/04 Referred to: Ordinance Committee Second reading: 07/12/04 Action: adopted Date: 07/12/04 Signed by Mayor: 07/14/04 Published: 07/21/04 Effective: 08/11/04 In the year Two Thousand Four An Ordinance in Relation to STREETS AND SIDEWALKS Operation of Play Vehicles

It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 27, Streets and Sidewalks, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sec. 2718 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 27-18. Operation of play vehicles. (a) Prohibited. It shall be unlawful and shall be a trespass for any person to operate any play vehicle (any devices not powered by a motor used for propelling or transporting one (1) or more persons, including, but not limited to, skateboards, bicycles and roller skates) upon any sidewalk or within any public parking facility in the City Center (bounded by the centerlines of Pearl Street, South Winooski Avenue, Main Street, and St. Paul Street), within City Hall Park, or upon the streets and sidewalks within the Church Street Marketplace District as defined in section 321 of the Burlington City charter, excepting the traveled portions; where vehicular traffic is regularly permitted; of College, Bank and cherry streets and the section of Church Street between Main and College streets, unless the chief of police or the Church Street Marketplace District Commission, as appropriate, shall have designated such sidewalk or portion of the Church Street Marketplace District as one where the use of a play vehicle is permitted. If and when the chief of police or the Marketplace Commission makes such a designation, appropriate signs shall be posted to clearly identify the designated area. (b) As written. (c) As written. * Material stricken out deleted.

4 support groups

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming?

Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify.

453-3612.

PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information.

WOMEN CHANGING: A continuos educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives.

Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:302p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County.

Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info.

REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: July 18, 1-3 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome. For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities.

Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheart vermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free.

Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems.

SELF REALIZATION: Social/support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation.

Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@ together.net.

NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nake dinvermont.com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com.

WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you?

Anne, 861-6000.

BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston.

Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org.

AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463.

WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609 @aol.com.

SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk with other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 6 p.m.

860-RU12.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month.

McClure Multigenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepatitis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316.

ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmorpheus1 @yahoo.com.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group?

Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@email.com.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel .com.

36B | july 21-28, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

monday at 5pm PHONE 802.864.5684 FAX 802.865.1015 EMAIL classified@sevendaysvt.com DEADLINE

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4EMPLOYMENT & BUSINESS OPP. LINE ADS: 75¢ a word.

4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word.

4REAL ESTATE + WELLNESS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4REAL ESTATE PHOTO ADS: 25 + photo, $50, until it sells.

4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4DISPLAY ADS: $18.50/col. inch. 4ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch.

All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

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Part-time School-Age Site Director

HOME PROVIDER POSITION: Looking for a Home Provider to provide full-time support for an older gentleman who loves country rides, conversation and going for ice cream. Generous stipend provided. Please call (802) 223-6328 for an interview. Valid driverâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumĂŠ to:

WCMHS, Personnel PO Box 647 Montpelier, VT 05601

Seeking energetic, organized persons to direct YMCA after-school programs at Camelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hump Middle School, Founders School (Essex), Fletcher and Georgia. 22-27 hrs/week. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in education or related field, experience with school-age children. Competitive salary, training opportunities. ResumĂŠ/cover letter to:

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Tricia Pawlik 266 College St. Burlington, VT 05401 or call 862-9622

Association of Vermont Recyclers is a non-profit that uses theater, interactive workshops and service learning to teach solid and toxic waste reduction for schools and communities. We reach 12,000+ people per year.

YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL COALITION COORDINATOR AVR seeks a dynamic, organized, self-motivated person to lead the Youth Environmental Coalition (YEC) and annual Summit (YES), reporting to the Education Coordinator. The ideal candidate will have a passion for empowering teens and possess skills in project management, curriculum visioning and development, marketing/ networking, event organizing; knowledge of sustainable living practices; computer savvy; strong interpersonal, communication skills; BA/BS in Environmental Studies, Education or related field. PTE position $12/hr, 20 hrs/wk.

Hiring August.

Please mail cover letter & resumĂŠ to: (no e-mails accepted)

Karin McNeill Re: YEC Position AVR, P.O. Box 1244 Montpelier, VT 05602

Shared Living Providers We are seeking a non-smoking active individual or couple interested in sharing their home with a young energetic woman who would like to forward her transition to adulthood. If you are interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships, and supporting this individual in achieving her goals and dreams, we encourage you to apply.

CVS will provide a generous tax-free stipend, a comprehensive training package, and ongoing supports.

Experience working in the field of developmental disabilities preferred. Please contact Kelly Homiller for an application and for more information.

CVS 655-0511 khomiller@cvsvt.org

Photographers Photography Trainees Gregoryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is building a 43,000 square foot Drive-Thru Warehouse in Williston.

WE NEED HELP! If you have knowledge of and/or experience in:

â&#x20AC;˘ Building Materials â&#x20AC;˘ Warehousing â&#x20AC;˘ Sales Delivery â&#x20AC;˘ Vehicle Operation

Positions available now!

Send resumĂŠ to billc@gregorysupply.com, mail to PO Box 448 Burlington, VT 05402 or stop by our Burlington store at 315 Pine Street to pick up an application.

Traveling Assistants/ Receptionists MacLEAN-STEVENS STUDIOS, INC. is seeking TRAINEES for full-time, seasonal (Aug-Dec) positions in our School Portrait Division.

Earn as much as $100 per day or more with our daily rate, car allowance and generous $ BONUS PROGRAM! Candidates must be early risers, personable and willing to travel daily to schools. Valid license and reliable transportation required.

Gas & Tolls Reimbursed!

Experience or related background helpful, but not necessary to qualify.

If you are interested in one of these positions, CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT. Orientation/Interview sessions last about 1 hour and resumĂŠs will be accepted.

MacLEAN-STEVENS STUDIOS, Inc. 166 Battery Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 860-1287 E.O.E.

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employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | july 21-28, 2004 | 37B

EMPLOYMENT DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES The Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc. (CSAC) seeks a Director of Human Resources to provide leadership for all human resource functions for this nonprofit community mental and developmental health agency. Duties include recruitment, payroll, wage and benefit compensation, workmen’s comp, maintaining federal employer compliance standards, pension and personnel management.

Patricia A. Hannaford Regional Technical School District

EOE

Requirements include a Bachelor’s Degree (Master’s preferred) with 5 to 7 years of relevant human resource experience; a broad base of technical knowledge related to organizational development and human resource administration, including labor law, compensation, benefits, ERISA, personnel policy, employment, employee relations, and EEO/Affirmative Action. Experience with PC business applications, team building, analytical and problem-solving skills required.

CSAC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefits and a highly skilled, team work environment. Please send cover letter and resumé to:

Human Resources Director 89 Main Street Middlebury, VT 05753 (802) 388-03028 • fax: (802) 388-8183 EOE

We are now accepting applications for the following Adult Education evening instructor positions:

OFFICE ACCOUNTING – Basic accounting principles for entry into or advancement in the job market. Begins September 7, 41.25 hours.

COMPUTER APPLICATIONS – Including Microsoft Office XP, Word, Excel, Access, Power Point, Intro to Computers, Windows XP, Keyboarding, approximately 18 hours each.

CREATIVE ECONOMY – Chair caning, cake decorating, approximately 8 hours each. Other creative economy suggestions are welcome.

Competitive compensation. Send resumé and references to:

Counseling Services of Addison County,Inc.

Adult Services Coordinator, Patricia A. Hannaford Career Center, 51 Charles Avenue, Middlebury, VT 05753

We Love Our Nurses...And Our Ratios Prove It. Adequate nurse staffing is key to patient care and nurse retention, while inadequate staffing compromises patient care and nurse satisfaction.

Our nurses thrive because we recognize that appropriate staffing levels lead to the success of our medical center and to the success of our nurses.....and our Magnet status proves it!

Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center

Come explore a nursing environment with patient ratios that lead the country.

An environment that allows you to practice nursing at a level which supports why you became a nurse in the first place. To learn more, visit our Office of Professional Nursing on the web at www.dhmc.org or www.welovenurses.com.

• One Medical Center Drive • Lebanon, NH 03756 •

www.dhmc.org

38B | july 21-28, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

Licensed Childcare Site Coordinator Essex Juction Recreation & Parks We are looking for an individual to run our state-licensed afterschool program for students in grades K-5. Candidates with a Bachelor’s degree and experience in education or recreation are encouraged to apply. Position pays $14.40/hour, 5 hours/day.

For additional information and qualifications, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). For consideration, please send letter and resumé to Essex Juction Recreation and Parks, 75 Maple St., Essex Junction, VT 05452.

EOE

Weekend Cook

AUDIT SERVICES

Experienced cook for home-cooked noon meal with planned menu, 30 to 40 people, out by 2:00 p.m. Call 985-2472 for job description and application.

A Town of Charlotte a The Town of Charlotte, Vermont, is advertising for audit services for fiscal year 2004/2005. Proposals should be submitted by 4:00 PM July 30th, 2004 to the Charlotte Town Office, P.O. Box 119, Charlotte, VT 05445

For further information please call Dean Bloch, Selectboard Assistant at 425-3533.

The Employment Source for Educators

ADDISON CENTRAL SU, VT

SVD4763 LT Sub. Spanish/ELL Teacher SVD4821 English Teacher 20% of FT SVD4823 Soc. Studies Teacher 20% of FT Union Memorial School SVD4764 LT Sub. SPED Teacher

Middlebury Union Middle School SVD4756 Interim PT Assoc. Principal

ADDISON CENTRAL SU, VT

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS

Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD4791 Licensed Childcare Site Coord.

SVD4631 Phys. Education Teacher SVD4687 Reading Recov. Teacher Leader SVD4688 Para. – EEE Middlebury High School SVD4824 SPED Case Manager/Teacher SVD4884 Learning Center Para.

Weybridge Elementary School SVD4895 Indiv. & Classroom Assts.

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU, VT

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU, VT

SVD4394 Vocational Guidance Coord.

SVD4395 Academic/Tech Support Coord.

SVD4788 Preschool Coord.

St. Albans City School SVD3776 SPED/Behavior Interventionist (K-4) St. Albans Town School SVD3767 SAP/Drug & Alc. Couns. (1 year) SVD3769 SLP/Special Ed. (LT sub) SVD4445 SPED (5-8) - Antic.

SOLUTIONS FOR LEADERSHIP, VT

BARRE SU, VT

Charleston Elementary School SVD3838 Principal

Spaulding High School SVD4882 Computer Lab Asst.

Barre Town Middle and Elem.

SVD4560 1/2 time Gr. 8 Math Teacher SVD4561 1/2 time Gr. 8 Phys. Science Teacher SVD4562 Gr. 8 Lang. Arts Teacher SVD4583 Gr. 7 Math Teacher Barre City Elem. & Middle School SVD4798 MS Para. Alt. Class SVD4799 MS English Teacher / PT Barre SU SVD4881 Asst. Technology Tech

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU, VT SVD4803 SPED Coord.

SVD4876 Business Manager

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU, VT

MASCOMA VALLEY REG. DISTRICT, NH

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS, VT Burlington High School SVD4558 SPED Teacher – Antic.

H.O. Wheeler SVD4644 Indiv. Student Asst. – 30 hrs/wk J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD4681 Building Sub. – FT

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT, VT SVD4759 Van Driver SVD4885 Instr. Asst./Tutors Colchester High School SVD4760 Vars Girls Hockey Coach SVD4762 Science/Biology Teacher – (1 yr)

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT, VT SVD4672 EEE (Early Essential Education) Teacher Springfield High School SVD4679 Girls Vars. Basketball Coach SVD4680 Athletic Trainer SVD4726 .5 Social Studies Teacher SVD4727 English Gateway School SVD4725 MS/HS SPED Teachers

Choices SVD4696 SPED Teacher

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU, VT SVD4607 Speech Lang. Path.

Essex High School SVD4568 Mainstream Teaching Asst.

SVD4733 English Teacher SVD4734 Drivers Education Teacher SVD4757 Asst. Coach - Vars. Boys X-Country SVD4758 Coach – Freshman Girls Soccer SVD4800 Tutor/Sign Language Interpreter Hiawatha Elementary School SVD4802 Learning Center Asst.

Center for Technology, Essex SVD4541 Teaching Asst. – Dental

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU, VT SVD3271 Paraprofessional SVD3942 Music Teacher SVD4203 Music Teacher SVD4206 Special Educators SVD4439 SAP Counselor SVD4625 Math Teacher SVD4723 Computer Apps. Teacher

MASCOMA VALLEY REG. DISTRICT, NH Canaan Elementary SVD4416 SPED Teacher

NEWFOUND AREA DISTRICT, NH Newfound Memorial Middle School SVD4865 SPED Teacher – Antic.

ORLEANS CENTRAL SU, VT SVD4622 Health Educator Brownington Central School SVD4728 School Staff Nursing Position Orleans Central SU SVD4887 Reading Coach

WINDSOR NORTHWEST SU, VT Whitcomb Junior/Senior High School SVD4844 Lang. Arts – Grades 7-9 – Antic.

Rochester Schools SVD4665 MS Math & Science SVD4666 9-12 Biology Stockbridge Central Schools SVD4845 Guidance Couns (Pre K-6)

Here's how it works: Go to SchoolSpring.com • Enter job number • View job description • Apply on-line

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | july 21-28, 2004 | 39B

EMPLOYMENT Coaching Vacancies ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL We are now accepting applications for the following fall coaching positions for the 2004-05 school year:

Home Care Provider

Varsity Boys Cross-Country Assistant Coach

Champlain Vocational Services is searching for a shared living provider to support a young man and to help him achieve independence in his life. This position requires patience, a commitment to equality, and a sense of humor.

Experience with personal care a plus. CVS will provide a generous tax-free stipend, a phenomenal team to work with, and ongoing training.

Pays $1926/season For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

Please contact Kelley Homiller at 655-0511 or email at: khomiller@cvsvt.org

Furniture warehouse seeking:

Medical Receptionist Full-time, must have excellent phone and computer skills.

Please respond to Nancy at 865-3655

LANDSCAPER Immediate opening for a motivated, detail-oriented individual familiar with all aspects of lawn care and snow removal.

Leadership abilities, mowing experience and valid license is a MUST.

needed for busy salon, flexible hours. Great opportunity for the right person.

Please call (802) 864-2088 for more information.

Call Noel Property Maintenance

802-338-9058.

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has immediate openings for:

VT Licensed Radiology Tech Full and part-time positions.

Some weekends required.

Hairstylist

Full-time, Year-round

College Street Children’s Center

Early Childhood Educator The College Street Children’s Center is looking for a nurturing, creative, enthusiastic infant/toddler teacher to join our team of childcare professionals. The position is 40 hours a week. Classroom experience and a CDA or Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field is preferred. A willingness to further one’s education is required. Pay commensurate with experience. Benefit package included. Send resumé and 3 letters of reference to:

Cindy Bodette/Sarah Kemp College Street Children’s Center 228 College Street Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: CSCC@together.net

Delivery Assistants • Receivers Furniture Assemblers Nighttime load crew Call Joe @ 578-7091 or 865-1241

Deadline: August 6, 2004

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Engaging minds that change the world

We are a GROWING CENTRAL Vermont software company with the following job openings: Software Engineer: Experienced with Multi-tier Web Development, Oracle, SQLServer, VB, Java, Win2K. Software Tester: Experienced with software testing, good verbal and written skills.

Send resumé to:

johnrose@gmlogic.com.

Asbestos & Lead Worker Physical Plant 2 positions available. Perform environmental hazard cleanup including asbestos abatement, lead related activities, mold remediation and pigeon guano, emergency response in accordance with State and Federal regulations, procedures and practices. High school diploma and one year of experience required, or an equivalent combination. Must be certified or capable of being certified as State of Vermont asbestos worker within 60 days. Required to use breathing apparatus. Valid Vermont driver's license or ability to obtain, and driver's check required. Must be able to pass physical examination appropriate to the conditions of this position.

Knowledge of lead industry and associated Federal and State regulations. Smokers will not be considered due to research that indicates there is a high medical risk when working with asbestos. Must work and maneuver on ladders, staging and in cramped/confined spaces (tunnels). Ability to lift 50 lbs. and push/pull 80-100 lbs. Bargaining Unit position. Only applicants with thoroughly completed on-line applications will be considered.

For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume and cover letter for ##030573/030575, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com . Tel: 802-656-3494 The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

STAFF NURSES Make the right move into Emergency Department Nursing!

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Resolution, Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, is looking for an Administrative Assistant to provide support to our executive team. The ideal candidate must possess excellent verbal and written communication skills, be extremely organized, have the ability to juggle competing demands, be detailoriented and be able to handle confidential material with integrity. Knowledge of MS Office suite and some supervisory experience is preferred. Full-time with benefits. Excellent position for someone ready for increased responsibility.

Mail or email resumé and cover letter to:

Resolution, Inc. 19 Gregory Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 Wholesale Services Manager No phone calls please.

Northwestern Medical Center is searching for compassionate and committed Registered Nurses to join our fast-paced ED team! We currently have opportunities for full-time nights and part-time days/evenings. Come develop your skills in this exciting field of nursing where no two shifts are ever the same!

We have full and part-time opportunities in our ICU as well. For a complete list of all of our nursing opportunities, check out our website at www.northwesternmedicalcenter.org Apply to or call: Northwestern Medical Center, Inc. Human Resources Department PO Box 1370 St. Albans, VT 05478 Email: bbloniarz@nmcinc.org Phone: (802) 524-1056 Fax: (802) 524-8424 EOE

Chef We’re looking for an energetic, resourceful & creative foodie to help grow our company in established as well as new areas. Position involves day-to-day chef duties & product development (and some baking if you are so inclined). A well-traveled palate is a plus!

We offer a great working environment, benefits and the opportunity to grow with a proven up-and-coming business.

Please send resumé and salary requirements to: Attn: Tara Vaughan-Hughes 221 Main Street Vergennes, VT 05491 No phone calls, please!

Northeastern Family Institute NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following position:

Assistant Financial/ Business Manager Fast-paced, multi-program, nonprofit agency looking for a dynamic individual to manage budget development, cash flow, financial analysis & projections, payables, and receivables. Proficiency in MS Excel required.

Competitive salary and benefit package provided. Excellent Excel & analysis skills required. BA in Accounting or Business and relevant experience required. Please send cover letter, resumé and salary requirements to: Bobbie Davis, HR Manager NFI Vermont 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403 or email bobbiedavis@nafi.com.

EOE

40B | july 21-28, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

BA RT E N D I N G S C H O O L

The New Haven Public Library seeks a 26 hour/week

LIBRARIAN.

n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

to manage the collection and create a dynamic program for community members of all ages. This active little library has lots of potential! Add your special touch! Qualified applicants should be certified or willing to complete training. Please send resumé and 3 letters of reference by July 30th to:

1-888-4drinks

Kathi J. Apgar New Haven Public Library P.O.Box 85 New Haven, VT 05472

www.bartendingschool.com Full-time Jewelry and Fashion

SALES ASSOCIATE for designer women’s boutique with loyal clientele. Must be able to work closely with women to create innovative fashion jewelry and clothing wardrobes utilizing color and proportion knowledge and excellent communication skills. Also requires visual design experience for product merchandising. Apply at:

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sought for new restaurant venture. Prior experience in restaurant design, development and management required. Opportunity for equity participation available.

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Contact Randy at 244-0966 or randy@redhenbaking.com

Respond to Ken Resi at 865-3450, ext. 307 or by email kwresi@ocamhs.com.

Experience recommended,outstanding service skills a must.Competitive wages & benefits.email Heidim@vtculinaryresort.com

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BREAD DELIVERY We have a full-time position available for a trustworthy, dependable individual who enjoys Duxbury, VT early mornings, working with the public, and driving around our beautiful state. Competitive wages, benefits (and bread perks!).

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Downtown Burlington home furnishings boutique looking for responsible, dynamic salesperson, interior or floral design background preferred. Part-time to start. Call to set up interview. (802) 951-4232

Seeking creative, high-quality minded person for busy country inn. Produce comes from our gardens to the plates. Call Doug at Mary’s at Baldwin Creek Inn.

(802) 453-2432

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Account Representatives in Colchester: contracted position, could last 6 weeks or longer. Experience in customer service and reviewing invoices and/or contracts.

Must have experience in one or more of the following areas: general programming, visual basic or HTML, accounting and/ or finance or general math. Must be proficient in MS Office.

Must have a college degree.

Contact Beth (802) 864-8255 or (800) 894-8455

www.triadtemp.com

SERVE YOUR COMMUNITY! H I G H S C H O O L V I S TA OPENING IN M O N T P E L I E R AT U - 3 2 Year-long commitment, starting July 31st. Education award, living allowance and health coverage.

Contact David at (802) 233-5565.

Starry Night Café Head Waiter Looking for experienced professional with several years restaurant experience.

Call Erika Albinson 877-6316.

Line Cook Call David 877-6316.

Richmond Maintenance Worker The Town of Richmond, VT seeks an energetic and organized person to fill the position of temporary part-time maintenance worker. Individual must enjoy working on their own, in the outdoors and within the industrial setting of the town’s wastewater treatment and water distribution systems. This 6-month position pays $10-12 per hour, dependent on qualifications, and will be for no more than 3 days per week ending December 2004. Driver’s license required with experience operating small equipment preferred. A full job description is available at http://www.richmondvt.com under “Documents.”

Please send cover letter, resumé and three current references to:

DIRECTOR OF PROPERTY MANAGEMENT

Burlington Community Land Trust seeks a strong leader to head up BCLT’s Property Management Department. The Director will supervise property maintenance and management staff and be responsible for effective day-to-day operations, as well as long-term financial planning. BCLT’s rental portfolio includes 340 apartments and 89,000 square feet of commercial space located primarily in Burlington.

“Maintenance Worker - Water Resources”, P.O. Box 285, Richmond, VT 05477

Qualified candidates will be experienced in residential and commercial property management and staff supervision, with knowledge of Federal, State, and local housing laws, as well as all applicable housing programs and be committed to providing decent affordable housing for low-income people.

Questions may be directed to Kendall Chamberlin, Superintendent of Water Resources at (802) 434-2178. This position is open until filled.

Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include health insurance, vacation, holiday, sick leave. Resumé and cover letter by July 28th to Finance Director, BCLT, PO Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402. No phone calls, please.

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NO LATE NIGHTS, NO GREASE, NO KIDDING! We currently have immediate openings for Assistant Managers at our Church Street location. Become part of the best team ‘round! You’ll find a team-oriented job loaded with fun and career growth possibilities. Bruegger’s offers competitive pay and great benefits including medical, dental, vision, life insurance, 401(k) and on the job training...all of this in a grease-free environment with no late nights!

Bruegger’s is an equal opportunity employer

If you are interested in joining our Burlington team, please stop by the bakery to apply in person or mail, fax or email your resume to: Bruegger’s Bagels • Attn :Mark Wehman, 93 Church Street, Burlington, VT 05401 • FAX: 802-862-2660 • Burlington@brueggers.com

Burlington Community Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer, committed to a diverse workplace.

Bus Drivers: If you enjoy working with the public and always being on the go, join our front line! CCTA is looking for full-time, CDL-licensed drivers (including Passenger Endorsement) with excellent customer service skills, a great driving record and a positive team attitude. Don’t miss your chance to make $12.50 per hour and more than $32,000 after your first year!

CCTA offers excellent wages and full time employees receive a full benefits package. Applications are available online at www.cctaride.org or call 864-CCTA. Please fax resume, cover letter C • C • T • A and application to (802) 864-5564 or e-mail to CHITTENDEN COUNTY humanresources@cctaride.org. EOE. TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | july 21-28, 2004 | 41B

EMPLOYMENT

b a s i c E Pa r t s Development Director (Burlington based) Full-time management level position. Vermont CARES seeks a creative, resourceful, self-motivated individual to coordinate all agency fundraising activities including special events, donor development and corporate giving.

We are looking for someone with proven fundraising experience that will build upon our potential. This position requires supervision of staff and volunteers. Applicants must be at ease articulating the needs of people living with HIV/AIDS including issues related to poverty, substance abuse and mental health. Salary range: $35,000- $37,000 great benefits package including full medical/dental insurance. Cover letter/resumé by August 16, 2004 to:

Ms. Kendall Farrell • Executive Director, Vermont CARES P.O. Box 5248 • Burlington, VT 05402 www.vtcares.org • HIV+ individuals encouraged to apply. EOE.

Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Home Providers Needed – Several Positions Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for flexible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities.

Excellent tax-free compensation, training, and working with a supportive team provided. Must live in Chittenden County. Contact Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about these opportunities or for general information about this program.

Current Needs: • An easy-going 20-year-old woman needs support in the home, learning how to be more independent, and in the community doing activities. She enjoys her friends, talking on the phone and socializing.

• Roommate/mentor needed for a 24-year-old woman who has her own beautiful apartment in Burlington (she is also willing to move into a new home). She is very engaging, enjoys arts and crafts, singing, dancing and theater.

• A woman in her 40’s who enjoys art, music and TV is in search of a home provider in the Burlington area. She goes to a day program in the a.m. and likes to spend the afternoon and evening either at home or in a relaxed environment.

• Seeking a home provider for a sweet, middle-aged woman experiencing dementia. She enjoys going out for rides and relaxing at home. A 20-hour per week staff day program is in place. A sense of humor and flexibility is a must.

Respite Providers Support providers are needed to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities. Howard Community Services acts as a listing agency.

After the screening process is complete, providers are listed out to consumers and others on their team that will employ providers. Various opportunities are available that offer a flexible schedule and skill-building challenges. Hours and locations vary. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

Specialized Support Worker Part-time position (30 hours) working with a behaviorally challenging developmentally delayed adult woman. Bachelor’s Degree and experience required.

She enjoys doing crafts and being on the go. Must have a valid driver’s license and own a reliable vehicle. Send resumé and cover letter to Rebecca Longe, HCS, 102 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401.

Join our fun pack!

Come meet us to see if you fit in.

We need someone Monday thru Friday, hours 8:30am-5:30pm We are distributors of hi-tech parts all over the world. In business 20 years and still having fun. Small company setting, 10 people. We’re human; we know we work ‘cause we have to, so we try to keep that in mind. The sun does not rise and set on the company. Still it’s fun competing and beating the BIG GUYS! Learn our warehouse. Receiving and shipping mostly little-bitty parts. You must have good handwriting. This stuff is like jewelry. Liberal vacation policy, more holidays than most! Light, bright, good music office. Insurance available. Hope you like computers!

Call for appointment. (802) 425-5800 x100.

Burlington’s friendly and beautiful community-owned downtown grocery store is hiring a key management position as well as some important operational positions. Join the City Market team and work in a thriving, fun and diverse workplace!

INFORMATION AND TECHNOLOGY MANANAGER We are looking for an experienced information technology specialist to help us develop systems that support our state-of-the-art store!

Our IT Manager will develop and maintain the entire technological infrastructure including the network, Point of Sale system, alarm, and telephone systems. Minimum of four years of demonstrated professional systems development experience and Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science or related degree required. Commitment to security, confidentiality, cost efficiency, and creative problem-solving a must. Retail-technology experience strongly preferred. Full-time, some weekends and evenings.

HOT BAR COOK Prepare foods in a fun, downtown kitchen for the hot buffet, including production of stocks, soups, sauces, vegetarian dishes, meat entreés and more. At least 6 months professional cooking including using recipes and cooking procedures and ability to provide for efficient and productive foodservice operations in a team environment required. Some evenings and weekends required.

COOK Love veggies? Help keep our salad bar fresh and beautiful. Prep all items for the cold buffet, including all composed salads, creating dishes for the deli case and ingredients for our sandwich station.

At least 6 months professional cooking including using recipes and cooking procedures and ability to provide for efficient and productive foodservice operations in a team environment required.

Some evenings and weekends required.

BAKERY POSITIONS City Market is cooking up our own bakery and we’re looking for a Pastry Cook and Bakers to get us up and running. We need folks with at least six months experience in professional baking or comparable experience, with knowledge of natural foods and natural food service helpful. You should be a team player with a great sense of humor and be able to work occasional nights and weekends.

City Market offers a great work environment with fantastic benefits including medical/dental insurance, retirement plan, paid time off, store discount, Credit Union and much more! EOE Please come by the store and pick up an application from the Customer Service Desk or send your resumé to:

CITY MARKET Attention: Human Resources 82 S. Winooski Ave. Suite 2 Burlington, VT 05401 Jobs@citymarket.coop

Specialized Community Support Worker – Part-time Position supporting a man with developmental disability in the community for 20 hours per week doing activities such as woodworking, gardening and sports. Flexible weekday hours with benefits. Must be able to provide consistent expectations as well as support him in social interactions. Resumé to Tracy Fisher or email TracyF@HowardCenter.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

in Charlotte, off Route 7

Onion River Co-op

42B | july 21-28, 2004 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

Director of Development St. Francis Xavier School

ROOFERS & LABORERS Good wages & benefits Women & minorities encouraged to apply.

Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 862-6473

The Children’s Garden INFANT/TODDLER TEACHER

HELP WANTED Siding and Window Installers Experience, tools and transportation necessary.

Reggio-inspired program serving infants, toddlers and preschoolers seeks dedicated Early Childhood professional to join our Infant/Toddler Team. Exceptional staff: child ratios, primary caregiving system, beautiful classrooms and 15 acres of field and forest to explore.

WE OFFER: progressive workplace, competitive salaries, generous paid leave and 100% health insurance. We require: inquisitive mind, open heart, gentle spirit, prior professional child care experience, interest in the Reggio Emilia approach, CDA/AA or BS in ECE, and long-term commitment to our program.

Roy’s Siding and Patio Rooms Apply 8am-5pm Monday-Friday or call (802) 879-2068 3619 Roosevelt Highway Colchester, VT 05446-7269

RESUMES TO: The Children’s Garden, 22 Meadow Drive, Morrisville VT 05661 Visits by appointment only, please.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/RECEPTIONIST

Incredible full-time opportunity to work in fast-paced office. Excellent interpersonal, computer, word processing, data entry, and typing skills a must. Good telephone manner, fanatical attention to detail, and public relations skills required.

Must be able to multi-task. Degree in Secretarial/Office Clerical, or equivalent experience.

Excellent benefits include fully paid health insurance and generous vacation.

Please send resumé and cover letter by August 6th to Laurie Drew, BCLT, PO Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402. No phone calls please.

Burlington Community Land Trust is an Equal Opportunity Employer, committed to a diverse workplace.

St. Francis Xavier School, a Catholic school for pre-school through 8th grade in Winooski,Vermont, is establishing a comprehensive fundraising office to develop supportive relationships with alumni, current school families, parish and community members and local businesses and foundations. The new Development Director must be enthusiastic about the mission of the School, which emphasizes strong academic and spiritual programs taught in a vital faith community. Some development experience is preferred, with strong organizational skills and the ability to work with many groups and individuals.

The Director, with a part-time assistant, will handle everything from gift solicitation, events planning, collaboration with school committees and the annual appeal to database maintenance and gift acknowledgements. The Director will establish a giving program at the School, create the budget, participate in training opportunities and set up a streamlined, school-wide fundraising program that assures non-duplicative efforts among different constituencies.

Please send a cover letter stating your interest in the position, and resumé with three references, by email to: Pmerg36406@aol.com and cpgraham@sover.net or by mail to: Development Search, St. Francis Xavier School 5 St. Peter Street Winooski, VT 05404 Deadline: July 31, 2004.

For more information on the School, see www.SFXwinooski.org.

Administrative Assistant

The Biomass Energy Resource Center (BERC), a national nonprofit located in Montpelier, is currently seeking a high level Administrative Assistant. BERC works in the renewable energy field, to promote and facilitate the use of biomass in a variety of applications. This position is part-time with benefits, five hours per day, five days a week with the potential to become full-time. Expertise in Quickbooks, Word and Excel as well as excellent computer skills is required. Outstanding organizational and administrative skills and proficiency in routine bookkeeping are essential. Overall flexibility, self-motivation and a sense of humor are desirable.

Please send cover letter, resumé and three references to: Biomass Energy Resource Center ATTN: HR Committee P.O. Box 1611, Montpelier, VT 05601 BERC is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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PSYCHOLOGIST

Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc., a private nonprofit United Way organization with a focus on helping people age with independence and dignity, has two openings:

Information and Assistance Coordinator Outstanding individual to provide information and assistance via the phone and in person. Must have knowledge of human services, excellent oral and written communication skills, professional listening and assessment skills and effective organizational talents to work with and support a diverse client population. Flexibility and ability to multitask are essential.

Humor and compassion a plus! BA/BS plus three years experience in human services. Full-time 35 hours/week.

Data Resource Specialist Detail-oriented individual to collect and maintain information about senior resources in the Champlain Valley. Candidate will have primary responsibility for developing and updating the CVAA Information and Assistance database. Computer literacy, including use of database management software, excellent oral and written communication skills and a high level of accuracy are essential. Knowledge of community resources helpful.

BA/BS plus two years relevant experience. Part-time 15 hours/week.

Send resumé with cover letter to:

Invitation to Bid The Chittenden Central Supervisory Union invites all interested, responsible and qualified School or Clinical Psychologists to submit bids for providing Psychological evaluations to designated special needs students grades pre K-8 for the Essex Junction and Westford School Districts for the 2004-05 school year.

Bids must include a minimum of the following: • Letter of Interest • Updated resumé of individual(s) who would be providing the service • Three letters of recommendation • Areas of special education specialization • Copies of applicable licenses and/or certifications • Schedule of fees • Availability for the 2004-05 school year Bids shall be accepted through August 6, 2004 and must be submitted to the address below. The Chittenden Central Supervisory Union reserves the right to reject any or all bids received and to waive any informalities or irregularities in any or all bids.

Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Inc. PO Box 158 Winooski, VT 05404-0158 EOE

Chittenden Central Supervisory Union Attn: Arthea Tucker 21 New England Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 EOE

employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | july 21-28, 2004 | 43B

EMPLOYMENT Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc.,

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an in-patient substance-abuse rehabilitation facility needs Per Diem:

Engaging minds that change the world

RN/LPNs

Business Support Generalist Bailey/Howe Library

PHYSICAL or OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST: Burlington/Rutland To perform Functional and Ergonomic/Job Site Evaluations.

Comprehensive training provided, but some experience preferred. Candidate must be a registered PT or OT. Based in Burlington, with some travel required. ABOVE AVERAGE COMPENSATION and VERY FLEXIBLE SCHEDULE. 20-30 hours per week presently, but could evolve to full-time.

Please call 802-862-6699 for additional information, or you may fax your resumé to 651-8772.

Perform accounts payable functions in the VOYAGER, the library's automated system, and in FRS, the university's financial records system, in support of Library financial operations; set up, process, maintain invoice and transaction records and reconcile funds.

Associate's degree in related area and one to three years business/accounting experience required, or an equivalent combination. Working knowledge of software applications used to support area operations required.

For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter and references for #030576, visit our web site at: www.uvmjobs.com. Ph: 802-656-3494.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

Drivers Assistant Managers & Entry Level Managers Apply in person 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule

EOE

Come Share Your Skills and Smiles!

Professional Nurses Service is currently hiring RNs, LPNs and LNAs in your area. We offer flexible schedules and a respectful work environment. Call today or mail resumés to:

Professional Nurses Service PO Box 188• Winooski, VT 05404 m.smith@pronurses.com

(802) 655-7111 or 1-800-446-8773

Association of Vermont Recyclers is a non-profit that uses theater, interactive workshops and service learning to teach solid and toxic waste reduction for schools and communities. We reach 12,000+ people per year.

Please mail cover letter & resumé to: (no e-mails accepted)

Karin McNeill re: Administrative Assistant Position AVR, P.O. Box 1244 Montpelier, VT 05602

Community Inclusion Facilitator We are seeking a highly motivated individual interested in joining our person-centered team, developing positive relationships and supporting individuals in achieving their goals and dreams.

CVS will provide trainings, benefits and ongoing supports.This is a 20-hour per week position, Monday through Thursday. Per-diem shifts are also available.

Great opportunity for individuals first entering the field of human services or for those looking to further their experience. Please contact CVS for an application or for more information.

CVS 655-0511 staff@cvsvt.org

VERMONT ENERGY

MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

INVESTMENT CORPORATION

VERMONT COMMUNITY STEWARDSHIP PROGRAM

Come join Vermont’s innovative energy efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment. We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team.

This position requires excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills.

EOE.

PROJECT ASSISTANT Provide general administrative and logistical support to our Business Energy Services project managers and technical staff. Tasks include customer outreach/service, data entry, project tracking and coordination.

Please email cover letter and resumé by 7/30 to:

resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401

www.mapleleaf.org EOE — United Way Member Agency

S.T. Griswold is looking for a Junior Civil Engineer, proficient in CAD, ability to read blueprints, ability to perform office duties, MS Office, and must be detail-oriented. Technical degree or related experience required.

Please contact us at 1-800-339-4565, stop by and fill out an application, or email us at jobs@stgriswold.com.

S.T. Griswold & Co., Inc. Human Resources Manager Visit us at our website: www.stgriswold.com

G. Housen-north, a Rutland, VT based distributor of fine wines, beer and non-alcoholic specialty beverages has a full-time opening for a

Administrative Assistant AA will organize office, do bookkeeping and schedule 150-200 events per year. AVR seeks an individual with strong interpersonal, verbal and written communication skills. Candidate MUST know MS Office Suite (Word, Excel, Access) and QuickBooks; be highly productive & detail oriented; has knowledge of sustainable living; is computer savvy; Associates degree and 2-3 years experience. FTE position $20,800-$22,800. Hiring August.

Attn: Katie Borden 10 Maple Leaf Road • Underhill, VT 05489 Phone: 802-899-2911 ext. 212 Fax: (802) 899-2327 Email: Katie@mapleleaf.org

JUNIOR CIVIL ENGINEER

Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

South Burlington Location Needs

for various shifts in an 8-bed detox unit. LPN, $19.37/hour RN, $22.53/hour plus shift differentials.

Full & half-time AmeriCorps service positions available with nonprofit affordable housing & land conservation organizations throughout Vermont including Burlington, Montpelier, Barre, Middlebury, Morrisville, Waterbury, & West Rutland. Commitment from 9/29/04 to 8/31/05. $11,611 stipend, $4725 education award, health benefits & diverse training opportunities. For more information or an application call 802-828-3253 or email mariah@vhcb.org.

Check out our website at www.vhcb.org/vcsp.html.

The Vermont Community Stewardship Program is a project of the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board

149 State St., Montpelier, VT 05602 EOE

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PT Route Merchandiser to work in the Burlington, VT region.

Responsibilities include merchandising beverage product for super and C-store chains. Averages 20 hours/week includes Saturdays and Sundays.

Please submit your resumé to:

Human Resources Office Karen Ball Clarke Companies PO Box 624 Keene, NH 03431 Phone 603-358-6058 x212 Fax: 603-352-0988

Development Director The Wildlands Project, a non-profit international conservation organization based in Richmond, VT, seeks a dynamic and experienced individual to lead its development team. The Development Director is responsible for overseeing a multi-faceted fundraising program, and for planning, developing, and maintaining strategies to meet the organization’s financial goals. Candidates must have a successful track record with foundations and major donors. A minimum of five years experience in non-profit fundraising is required. Moves Management experience is a plus.

Ability to communicate clearly and compellingly, attention to detail, and appreciation of wild nature are essential for this full-time position. For a full job description, go to www.wildlandsproject.org/jobs.

Send resumé, cover letter, and references to:

Mike Ballard Wildlands Project PO Box 455 Richmond, VT 05477 Email: mike@wildlandsproject.org

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Corrections Mental Health Licensed Mental Health Clinicians

to provide services at Vermont correctional facilities in Burlington, St. Albans and Springfield. Provide assessment, individual and group therapy. Foster and participate in multidisciplinary treatment approach and continuous quality improvement. Competitive salary and benefits.

Email cover letter and resumé to: Colleen O’Brien, Psy. D at cjobrien@gmavt.net

Friends of the Mad River

WATERSHED COORDINATOR Seeking dynamic person to staff our office, conduct research and education. Part-time position (full-time potential) located in Waitsfield, Vermont.

Visit www.FriendsOfTheMadRiver.org for complete job description. Apply before July 30th.

C OOK

Experienced only, one day shift, one night shift to cook for Phish Show, starting July 30th, end date August 18th. Very good pay, lots of work. Mature, work oriented.

Call only, St. Pierre Catering, (802) 863-6937

Immediate opening for

Counter Clerk Monday-Friday, afternoons 3-6pm Saturday, 9am-1pm in the Burlington location

Apply in person.

Champlain Valley Cleaners 461 Lawrence Place (Blair Park) Williston, VT 05495 • (802) 878-4380

OUTSIDE SALESPERSON A leading New England distributor of water, sewer and drain materials has an immediate opening for an Outside Salesperson in our Vermont locations. We are in search of a person with a flair for sales and a strong commitment to customers, co-workers and vendors.

Experience in construction, knowledge of blueprints, takeoffs, bid and quote preparation a plus. Must be comfortable dealing with engineers, utility contractors and municipalities. We are a “team-based” company with a strong dedication to working together. Positive attitudes and strong work ethic are a must.

Send resumé in confidence to:

EJ Prescott, Inc. 2318 Airport Road Barre, VT 05461 Attn: Bob Wood

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY Planning and Zoning Department

HR Dept Rm 33 City Hall Burlington, VT 05401 Visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us for an application form.

Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply.

Additional skills required: personal drive and professionalism, exceptional customer service, proficient in MS Word, EXCEL and PageMaker.

Mail, fax, or email your resumé to: Christine Miller, PO Box 620, Colchester, VT 05446. FAX: 802-655-1329. chris@95triplex.com.

No phone calls. EOE.

• Competitive salary • Group health insurance • Incentive program • Paid time-off and holidays • 401K

City of Burlington

For a complete description, or to apply, contact Human Resources at 802/865-7145. If interested, send resumé, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by August 6, 2004 to:

Mid-level account executive needed for 95 Triple X and WVMT. Established sales list. Media sales experience and four-year college degree preferred.

Media buyers encouraged to apply. Earning potential $35k-$55k.

We provide:

Call (802) 223-2385 for an appointment to be interviewed. Equal opportunity employer.

This position provides administrative support to the Planning and Zoning department. Ability to multitask, acute attention to detail and exceptional public interaction skills are vital to success in this role.

Media Sales

Marketing Coordinator / Editorial Excellent writer, editor, and publications specialist with strong organizational skills sought to support the marketing activities of northern New England’s premiere performing arts center. Demonstrated writing skills and a sharp editor's pencil a must. BA in English, journalism, marketing, arts administration, or related field and one to two years’ relevant experience preferred. Familiarity with regional media, knowledge of Microsoft Office applications are plusses. Arts lovers encouraged to apply.

Send cover letter and resume by Monday, Aug. 2 to: Flynn Center HR Department Flynn Center for the Performing Arts 153 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or, email dpetrovs@flynncenter.org No phone calls, please. EOE.

Adolescent Treatment Services

CENTERPOINT SCHOOL TEACHER for the 2004-2005 School Year Centerpoint’s Teachers provide direct instruction, experiental education, and supportive counseling services in our alternative education program serving students with mental health and special education needs. Our ideal candidate will have skills with curriculum development and application, community-based experiential instruction, engaging strength-based activities, and creative programming based on the Vermont Standards.

Our Teacher will be licensed or qualified in a core academic area or in Special Education, has experience with highneeds adolescents, is an excellent team collaborator, and is committed to creativity and innovation in secondary education.

This position offers a competitive salary commensurate with experience, a comprehensive benefits package, a resourceful staff team, ongoing professional development, and dynamic work with great teens and families.

If you should be our new Teacher, please send a letter and resumé to: HR - Centerpoint Adolescent Treatment Services 1025 Airport Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 an equal opportunity employer

EOE

CONTROLLER

EOE

Our client, an exciting, nationally renowned marketing firm located in Burlington, VT is in search of a Controller to perform all phases of the company’s accounting, reporting and financial functions; as well as executing and maintaining internal controls. This position requires an advanced understanding of accounting, bookkeeping, budgeting/ planning, tax, analysis and business management. Excellent verbal & written communication skills are essential.

Applicants should have a Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, and 3-5 years experience in Public Accounting. Computer literacy and experience with the following software: MS Office (Word, Excel, Outlook), Adobe Acrobat/Reader, Timekeeping software and QuickBooks.

This position offers a competitive salary with full benefits package, including participation in the company bonus program. For a complete job description, please fax or email (plain text) your resumé with cover letter and salary requirements by August 2nd to: Attn: Firm Adminstrator Fax: 802-878-7197 Email: amyp@jda-cpa.com

Home Provider Seeking loving, supportive couple to provide inclusive home for friendly and outgoing middle-aged man. Likes animals, music, and outings. Non-smokers and no small children, please. Compensation, training, and strong Team Support provided.

Contact Amy at NCSS at 524-6555 x609.

Special Educator Very Special, Special Educator Sought…The Back to School Program (a transitional alternative educational program for kids with developmental disabilities and behavioral and/or medical issues) is seeking a creative, out-of-the box, behaviorally-oriented Special Educator to join our program. Unique opportunity to work as part of a strong team that is making dramatic differences in the lives of the children we serve.

Must be licensed and or certified in the State of Vermont. Competitive salary with excellent benefits. Please send letter of interest and resumé to the address below.

NCSS, HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478

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EMPLOYMENT

The sky’s the limit

Lund Family Center, a Vermont Parent Child Center, helps children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults and adoptive families. We currently have an opening for a

And we'll help get you there.

Become a Personal Financial Representative and pursue quality leads with access to Allstate customers.

Parent Educator

We’re offering outstanding first year commission rates and generous overall compensation. All that plus agent relationships that open the door to real leads and prospects.

to work one-on-one with parents and children birth to age 5.

Candidates will have a Bachelor’s degree in social work, psychology or related fields as well as comprehensive work with young parents and children. Parent Education experience required. Writing and observational skills a must, as well as the ability to work collaboratively with a multidisciplinary team.

As a Personal Financial Representative, you will run your own business and offer customers a wide array of Life, annuity and mutual fund products.

Call Eric Grove at 800-733-7010 ext.3322, email cjy95@allstate.com Qualified candidates should have at least 3 years financial services or Life insurance experience, Series 6 & 63 NASD licenses, a 4-year degree preferred.

Lund offers a competitive salary and benefits package. Members of diverse ethnic and cultural groups are encouraged to apply. Criminal background checks are required.

Allstate is an Equal Opportunity Company.

Please fax or mail your resumé to:

Securities offered through Allstate Financial Services, LLC (LSA Securities in LA and PA). Registered Broker-Dealer. Member NASD, SIPC, Main Office: 2920 South 84th Street. Lincoln, NE 68506.

877-525-5727. © 2004 Allstate Insurance Company. Allstate is an equal opportunity company

Laraway Youth & Family Services seeks candidates for an immediate opening. Laraway operates a private, independent school program and a therapeutic foster care program for children with emotional and behavioral challenges.

Teachers full-time, beginning August 2004 Full-time teaching position for Laraway Youth and Family Services, a private alternative school serving grades 6-12. The successful candidate will have: • Experience with middle school/high school age group preferred • Experience with EBD population preferred • Ability to collaborate on academic and behavioral interventions • Teaching certificate (or eligibility) required • An ability to work as part of an experienced, skilled and dedicated staff.

Competitive salary and excellent benefits. Submit resumé with license and three references by August 4th to: Kara Kidder, School Director – Language Arts Teacher Search, khayeskidder@yahoo.com.

1:1 Position & Teaching Assistants Hiring Immediately!

Laraway Youth and Family Services seeks a 1:1 to provide daily educational and behavioral support to a Laraway student within the school setting, beginning immediately.

Laraway School is a licensed independent secondary school approved for Special Education, serving 6th to 12th grade students who present challenging behaviors. The successful candidate will have interest in and knowledge of behavioral programming, applied learning, Special Education and an ability to work with an experienced, skilled and dedicated staff.

Competitive pay and excellent benefits. Submit letter of interest, resumé and three references as soon as possible to: Kara Kidder, School Director – 1:1 Position Search, khayeskidder@yahoo.com.

Accountant Seeking organized, detail-oriented, team player to ensure accurate recording and reporting of LYFS financial activities. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: reviewing accounts receivable, accounts payable, cash management, payroll and Medicare billing, processing tax reports and payments, and preparing budgets and financial statements. Bachelor’s degree in accounting and/or experience required. Experience with QuickBooks a plus. This is a fulltime, year-round position with competitive salary and excellent benefits. Send or email your letter of interest, resumé and 3 references by July 30 to Greg Stefanski, gstefanski@yahoo.com.

Laraway Youth & Family Services PO Box 621, Johnson, VT 05656 Fax: (802) 635-7273 LYFS is an Equal Opportunity Employer

Lund Family Center 76 Glen Rd. Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-864-1619 No phone calls please.

New England Culinary Institute staff members thrive on the energy and excitement of being part of a leader in culinary education. Every staff member at NECI contributes to our students’ educational experience.

Career Services Assistant This is a full-time position that provides support to the Career Services Office.

Data input, assists students with resumés and cover letters, provides information on placement sites, answers/screens calls and responsible for bi-weekly job bulletin. In addition, works with the Program Office on multiple projects. Must be flexible, able to work independently and multitask, and enjoy working with students in a fast-paced environment. Knowledge of the culinary industry is desirable. Knowledge of Microsoft Excel and Access helpful. Send resumé to MaryBethr@neci.edu or apply in person at 5 Franklin Street, Essex Junction, VT.

Purchasing Assistant The Purchasing Assistant provides administrative support to the Purchasing Agent and the Assistant Corporate Controller. They process purchase orders, process invoices, facilitate receiving, prepare weekly bids and obtain quotations as needed. They are responsible for all office organization, filing and other administrative duties as needed. Candidate should have the ability to handle multiple high-priority tasks concurrently; solve problems and to deal with stressful times and situations in a professional manner; a pleasant telephone manner; and strong organizational skills. Please send resumé and letter of interest to greatjobs@neci.edu or apply in person at 250 Main St. Montpelier, VT.

Restaurant Manager Tavern Manager – Inn at Essex Qualifications include excellent communication skills, enthusiasm and administrative skills. Responsible for the hiring, management, support, training, evaluation and development of restaurant staff including Servers, Bartenders, Hosts, Room Service and Supervisors. This position must proactively evaluate the business and implement plans for continuous improvement and growth. Applicants should have basic spirit and wine knowledge. Please send resumé and letter of interest to mimio@neci.edu or apply in person at The Inn at Essex, 70 Essex Way, Essex, VT.

Rotisserie Cook NECI Commons is looking for someone who is interested in a career opportunity!

This position is working the pizza hearth and rotisserie on an exhibition line and it requires guest interaction on a regular basis. In addition, responsible for several hot specials each shift. Qualifications include good knife and organizational skills, experience in a fast-paced kitchen, multitasking, and sanitation skills.

Must be professional, courteous, have an outgoing personality and strong customer service skills. Degree from a postsecondary culinary arts training program is desirable but not required. Please send resumé and a letter of interest to tomb@neci.edu or apply in person at NECI Commons, 25 Church Street, Burlington, VT.

Admissions Representative Seeking a creative, energetic person to contact prospective students. Must be outgoing and comfortable with telemarketing-type role. Experience in admissions, telemarketing or sales strongly desired. Knowledge of food industry a plus. Attention to detail, initiative, strong interpersonal and writing skills a must. Schedule includes two Saturdays per month and two evenings per week on our Montpelier campus. Please send resumé and letter of interest to dawnh@neci.edu or apply in person at 250 Main Street, Montpelier, Vermont.

EOE

Share our passion for culinary arts? Visit www.neci.edu/necicareers.asp

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Full-time

PRESCHOOL TEACHER

me i t llfu elp h

for small center.

Competitive salary.

863-1446 A small in-home Montessori preschool is looking for a full-time

ASSISTANT TEACHER

Burlington Bagel Bakery

Montessori training not necessary. Call Anna at (802) 865-2870 or send resumé to:

Customer Service Person

North End Children’s House 16 Murray Street Burlington, VT 05401

who enjoys early mornings and a fast-paced environment. Apply in person at 992 Shelburne Rd. South Burlington

Now hiring a

FULL-TIME COUNTER POSITIONS AVAILABLE

Hard Copy needs permanent

• Starting at $8.00/hour + tips • dependability a must

is now hiring:

full-time help. Challenging fast-paced

an experienced, detailoriented fine dining

position, which requires good organizational,

Contact us at

802.872.2616 Please ask for Tad, our manager.

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ACT1/Bridge Program is seeking a 30-hour per week, awake, overnight, substance abuse crisis clinician for our 24/7 stabilization program. We offer competitive salary and benefits. Bachelor’s degree required. CADC/CAC and experience working with chemical dependency desired.

Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. Submit resumés by July 28th to: Tim Moran The Howard Center for Human Services 184 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

EOE/TTY.

EVENING CLERK

New Penn is looking for part-time Evening Clerical help. We employ over 2000 people, operate a fleet of over 800 tractors and 1500 trailers and are widely regarded as one of the most efficiently operated carriers in the industry.

Monday through Friday 5–10 p.m.

Individuals must possess good data entry, typing and customer service skills, and must be detail-oriented.

Please apply in person to:

156 Avenue B, Williston, VT or fax your resumé to

(802) 865-2250

or email your resumé to

npjobs@newpenn.com

BAGEL MARKET 30 Susie Wilson Rd. Essex, VT 05401

WAITER Squirrel and bar experience a plus.

l Full and part-time positions available.

Contact Lee at: Michael’s on the Hill Waterbury Center (802) 244-7476

and customer service skills coupled with a desire to produce high-quality work. PC and MAC experience a plus. Good driving record required.

Fax (802) 863-1900 or email to: h.copyvt@verizon.net

We don’t just copy - we create!

30 Main Street Burlington

Westview Employment Counselor/Job Developer,

Executive Director

Grade 9, non-exempt, bargaining unit.

Consensus-builder needed to lead an organization that provides crisis services to individuals who have experienced domestic violence. Candidates will be accomplished non-profit professionals with a strong history in the field of domestic violence.

Five years management experience in a multiprogram environment with excellent leadership, resource development and operations management skills are required. A full job description can be found at www.whbw.org.

Y •Z Part-time position working in a vocational program for adults who have a chronic mental illness, developing job opportunities, assessing work readiness and supporting their vocational and educational needs. Bachelor’s degree in a human services field plus 2-3 years experience, a valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and knowledge of community resources required.

Submit resumés to:

Marlene Williamson Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401

Women Helping Battered Women

Send a cover letter and resumé by 8/15 to:

WHBW P.O Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402 Women Helping Battered Women or whbwEDjob@hotmail.com People of color, LGBTQQ, people with disabilities and formerly battered women are encouraged to apply. www.whbw.org

FRANKLIN/GRAND ISLE VERMONT ADULT LEARNING • Teacher for Getting Ready to Work Program – full-time: The teacher will assess, set goals, teach essential skills including literacy, math computer literacy and job readiness, in class, group and individual settings.

• English Language Learner Teacher (20 hours) – part-time: The English Language Leaner teacher will recruit, assess and teach English language skills to non-native speakers.

• Assessor for Adult Degree Program: The ADP Assessor will meet individually with students to assess their progress on projects which demonstrate their competence leading to a high-school diploma.

Strong teaching, interpersonal and organizational skills required. Ability to work effectively with other teachers, agencies and groups essential. Flexibility and evening work required. BA plus appropriate experience. Salary approximately $12 an hour based on education and experience. Excellent benefits. Send resumé and cover letter by Friday, July 30, 2004 to:

Vermont Adult Learning • 142 South Main Street • Saint Albans, Vermont 05478 Or email to: lmccloud@vtadultlearning.org • EOE

Visit our website at www.newpenn.com for more information on New Penn and apply online. EOE

EOE

Join AmeriCorps VISTA The Girl Scout Council of Vermont is seeking to fill an A*VISTA position.

Custodial/Maintenance Worker Part-time – 16-25 hours per week – $10/hour ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Vermont’s premier lake aquarium and science center, seeks an experienced team player to provide custodial services and facilities maintenance throughout all guest and staff areas in ECHO. Some after-hours and weekend hours required. The Custodial/Maintenance Worker reports to the Director of Exhibits and Facilities. Application deadline: Friday, July 30, 2004.

Apply in person at One College Street, Burlington, VT between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM. For more information, check our website at www.echovermont.org and click on Get Involved.

The Girl Scout Council of Vermont is the state’s largest all-girl organization. Our purpose is to help Vermont girls become confident, self-reliant, courageous and commited young women.

The A*VISTA member will work to develop a system for recruiting and supporting college volunteers. Help create marketing strategies and innovative training tools. Build ways to integrate the voices of volunteers 18-29 into the Girl Scout volunteer management system. Looking for someone with excellent communication and writing skills. Reliable transportation required.

A*VISTA members receive a living allowance, health benefits, a cash stipend or an education award, and comprehensive skill development training.

Position open until filled. For more information, please contact: Sarah Phillips (802) 878-7131 sphillips@girlscoutsvt.org

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EMPLOYMENT Outreach Coordinator

CAREGIVERS Join a dynamic team of healthcare providers in a friendly work environment.

We’re dedicated to the highest quality care and we’re looking for dedicated, compassionate persons to become part of our team. Copley House in Morrisville, Vermont, is looking for dependable, dedicated persons to serve as caregivers to the adult residents. Very flexible hours, good pay. If interested, please call Lynn or Cheryl at 888-7323 or 635-7174.

Vermont Housing Finance Agency has an immediate opening for an Outreach Coordinator based out of our Burlington office. Primary responsibilities include promoting VHFA’s Homeownership (HO) Programs in Vermont through training and marketing with Mortgage Lenders, Real Estate Professionals, Home Building organizations, housing nonprofits and consumers. Also participates in new HO program development and/or changes to existing programs.

FULL-TIME COOK

Bachelor’s degree or equivalent work experience, and a minimum of two years experience in mortgage lending, real estate sales and/or affordable housing advocacy experience is required. Experience in public speaking and the design and preparation of training materials and presentations is also desirable. Travel throughout Vermont on a regular basis is required. Valid VT driver’s license and dependable transportation are required. Proficiency in Office 2000/XP products (Word, Excel, PowerPoint) and network computer skills are necessary.

Copley House is an adult residential facility in need of a full-time cook to prepare well-balanced meals for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Creates monthly menu.

Follows the policies and procedures for safe food production. Practices economic utilization of foods to avoid waste. Maintains high quality standards in preparation of all foods. Keeps area clean, safe, and organized. If interested, please call Lynn or Cheryl at 888-7323 or 635-7174.

ADULT RESIDENTIAL MANAGER Looking for a highly motivated, organized professional to be our Adult Residential Manager. Come be a part of a dedicated, professional staff that is committed to quality of life for Copley House residents. Fulfilling work with good compensation and great benefits (Medical, Dental, Short-term Disability, Life Insurance, 401K retirement savings) Copley House is committed to empowering individuals to exercise control over their lives and exists to encourage individuals to reach their full potential and to live their dreams. Job duties include managing staff, budgeting, overseeing daily operations and direct services.

Demonstrated customer service skills along with excellent written and verbal communications skills are required. Must be highly organized, able to handle multiple tasks, set priorities, meet deadlines and work with a wide range of individuals, internal and external to the Agency. Competitive salary and excellent benefits package. Please send resumé, salary requirement, and references by August 6th to Rebecca Greenough, Office Manager:

Please send cover letter and resumé to:

HR Director 520 Washington Highway Morrisville, VT 05661 (No phone calls)

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

FIRST CALL Children’s Crisis Case Manager Grade 10 – Exempt, Bargaining First Call Children’s Crisis Service is seeking a crisis case manager to provide support to children, adolescents and their families living within Chittenden County as an integral part of the First Call Team. Strong communication and organizational skills needed. Knowledge of community systems and resources are important. Must be a team player. Master’s level clinician preferred. Valid VT driver’s license necessary.

Please send cover letter and resumé to Marti Levine at address below.

Crisis Clinician, Part-time Grade 10 – Exempt, Bargaining Children’s crisis clinician, part-time, sought for a 24-hour/day, 7-day/week crisis team providing phone and outreach support to children and families living in Chittenden County. Ability to work in a fast-paced setting, as part of a team, with strong clinical and writing skills. Master’s level clinician preferred and a valid driver’s license is required.

Please send cover letter and resumé to Marti Levine at address below.

INCLUSION Administrative Program Assistant Duties include word processing, Medicaid billing management, data tracking, basic accounting and reporting, and assisting Director in daily operations.

Competency in Microsoft Office programs necessary to develop and maintain program systems, materials and correspondence. HS Diploma and 2 years experience required. Desirable experience includes administrative support in a clinical setting, coordination of projects, Medicaid billing, and familiarity with systems issues. Salaried 30 hours a week position with full benefits.

Please send cover letter and resumé to Kristie Reed at address below.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

VERMONT HOUSING FINANCE AGENCY PO Box 408 Burlington, VT 05402-0408 An Equal Opportunity Employer

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings Champlain Valley Union High School Custodians – C.V.U. is seeking 2nd shift custodians. Hours: 3-11:30 p.m.

Monday-Friday. Summer hours: Days 7:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Call 482-7177 for info or pick up application at the C.V.U. Office, 369 C.V.U. Road, Hinesburg, VT 05461.

Williston School District Paraeducators – Williston School District Special Education Dept. has several paraeducator positions available for experienced applicants. If you want to make a difference with children and gain valuable experience, consider joining our special education team. Pay rate is competitive, benefits are included. Apply to Williston Schools, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495. Attn: Cindy Morin, Special Education Office Manager. Questions? Call Cindy at 879-5845.

Software Technician – Provide software support and training to students, teachers, and staff. Expertise in Microsoft Office products preferred. Must be comfortable working with children. Position is school year, school day and located at Williston Central School. You can apply online at www.schoolspring.com or mail resumé and references to Cid Gause, Williston Central School, 195 Central School Drive, Williston, VT 05495. Deadline is August 6, 2004.

Shelburne Community School Paraeducators – Join our Dynamic Educational Team! The Shelburne School District is currently hiring for a number of paraeducator positions opening this fall. Qualified candidates will be energetic and independent. Strong teaming and interpersonal skills a must. Prior experience helpful but not required. We are seeking to fill positions for students in grades K-8. Please send a resumé and three letters of reference to: Scott Orselet, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. If you have any questions please call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1116.

Hinesburg Community School Paraeducators – Positions available for the 2004 school year. One general special educ. para-educator for grades 5-6. One individual non-intensive paraeducator for grades 3-4. One individual non-intensive para-educator for grades 5-6. One individual non-intensive para-educator for grades 7-8 (tentative). Please send cover letter and resumé to Cheryl Eichen at Hinesburg Community School, 10888 Rte. 116, Hinesburg, VT 05461 or apply online to www.schoolspring.com.

Deadline is August 2, 2004.

Chittenden South Supervisory Union Math Intervention Paraprofessionals – Two (2) Math Intervention Paraprofessionals needed for Hinesburg & Williston School Districts for the 20042005 school year. Please forward a cover letter, resumé, and references to Amy Cole, Director of Curriculum, C.S.S.U., 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482; or apply online to www.schoolspring.com.

SUBJECT

FRIENDS

“FRIENDS”

WATCH MOVIES

MAKE MOVIES

DINING

COME OVER FOR DINNER

STAY FOR BREAKFAST

TENURE

ARE FOREVER

ARE FOR THE NIGHT

COMFORT

HAVE YOUR BACK

RUB YOUR BACK

GAMES

PLAY PING-PONG

PLAY DOCTOR

TRUTH OR DARE

PICK TRUTH

PICK DARE

At Molson we know the line between friend and“friend”can get blurry. That’s why we’ve created this easy to follow checklist. Simply think of one of your friends and what you like to do together.

If that person falls into any one of the “friends” sides then they’re most definitely a “friend.” Here’s to a long and healthy “friendship.”

In 1786, John Molson began brewing beer using the finest Canadian water and barley from a land we now call Saskatchewan. We left well enough alone.

MOVIES

meet the molson girls at ruben james (main st., burlington) saturday, july 24TH, 10pm-midnight enjoy draft & bottle specials all night!

MAKE “FRIENDS”AT THESE FINE “DRINKING” ESTABLISHMENTS.

©2004 IMPORTED BY MOLSON U.S.A., LLC. GOLDEN, CO 80401* BEER

HOW TO TELL A FRIEND FROM A“FRIEND.”