Getting Hit by Blue Jays: The Kitty Corn Series

Yoona Choi

Age 8

Getting Hit by Blue Jays: The Kitty Corn Series!

Once upon a time there was a kittycorn who was nine years old. She would always go flying outside in the morning to get cold fresh air, but very strangely got hit by blue jays. The next morning, Kittycorn wondered and decided to not go flying. She made a trap for the blue jays to go in instead. She made a box and landed some of the blue jays favorite food called bread blues and baked for 123 DAYS! But the next day the blue jays were not TRAPPED! Kittycorn didn’t give up, so Kittycorn studied for NINETY YEARS! And finally knew what she had been missing: A TRAP PULL UP + WATERFALL, and Kittycorn LAUGHED LIKE A WITCH FOR TWELVE MONTHS! And finally snapped out of it. Kittycorn said, “This is the moment of truth. WILL THIS WORK?” That night, Kittycorn disguised herself in black clothes and tiptoed out the door. At perfect timing, the blue jays were eating their favorite food: bread blues. Kittycorn ran as fast as Kittycorn could, and she set up the trap to . . . THUD! She went to the trap box, and fifty blue jays were trapped. Kittycorn laughed like a wicked witch and said to the blue jays, “WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING ME WHILE I GO FLYING IN THE MORNING?”

“Oh, we are so so so sorry. Our baby chicks were just learning to fly every morning.”

Kittycorn froze for a while and said with Kittycorn’s best voice, “How about you teach your chicks in the evening, or go somewhere else, or even teach them another day?”

“That would be wonderful, but we will be heading south soon, so we will be spending the last few days here.”

“Oh,” said Kittycorn, “I will miss you blue jays and have a nice trip thank you.”

And that’s the story of getting hit by blue jays.

Thank you.