If I Were You by Students in Mr. Atkinson's Fourth Grade Class at YIES

If I Were You

Advice from Students for Students

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Advice from Mr. Atkinson’s Class

Dear 826, A magical portal has suddenly appeared in my house! Where should I travel to? What should I see? Is there anything I should be concerned about?

Sincerely, Henry C. Quantumship DEAR HENRY,

First, you should go to the place you want to go or you could go to New Zealand!

Then, you should travel across New Zealand and go to an expensive hotel and order a lot of food. But the hotel might be haunted and have zombies.

Next, you should run as fast as you can so that you don’t die.

Last, hop back into the portal and close it.

Sincerely, MR. ATKINSON’S CLASS

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Dear 826, A magical portal has suddenly appeared in my house! Where should I travel to? What should I see? Is there anything I should be concerned about?

Sincerely, Henry C. Quantumship DEAR HENRY,

First, you should travel to the time of the dinosaurs and see what wiped them out. You can also try and find your fortyforth (44th) grandpa.

Then, find a dinosaur egg and take it back with you when you leave. Also, you should find a Quetzalcoatlus and adopt it.

Next, make sure to watch out for Yangchuanosaurus, it is HUGE. If you run into a Micropachycephalosaurus, you can adopt that too because it is small.

Last, when you get home, mix the egg with a T-Rex and a corgi, to make a corgi-dinosaur that breathes fire and has wings. Its name will be Jerry and its species will be corgi-trex-megadonus-dragonus.

Sincerely, MR. ATKINSON’S CLASS

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Dear 826,

Everything I touch turns instantly into cheese. At first it was great, but now I miss my books and games, and also, I’m getting sick of the smell of cheddar. What should I do?

Sincerely, Cheezed Out

DEAR CHEEZED OUT,

First, call Ratatouille! He will make a delicious meal to use up the cheese. You can also invite many cheese connoisseurs to taste test the cheese meals.

Then, make a layer of cheese around your hand like a glove. You will now be able to touch things again and call someone for help.

Next, you should see the Doctor from Edward Scissorhands because he will be able to make a protective layer around your whole body so you can touch things.

Last, you should sell your cheese house so you don’t have to smell cheese anymore. You could pass a fake photo of a mansion so that someone is tricked into buying the house without realizing that it is covered in cheese.

Sincerely, MR. ATKINSON’S CLASS

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Dear 826, My house is definitely haunted, but no one in my family believes me. What should I do?

Sincerely, Buster Ghosts

DEAR BUSTER GHOSTS,

First, salt can make ghosts mad. Put salt in your house to show your family you are right. Then, you can call ghostbusters and they can suck the ghosts up. Next, the ghostbusters will show your family that ghosts are real. Last, the ghostbusters can take the ghosts home. We hope this helps.

Sincerely, MR. ATKINSON’S CLASS

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