Don’t Stay Up So Late

had to stop. Since then, every month, someone will come and race the tall, big-bearded Paul. Even though Steve lost, people think they can beat Paul. Paul always wins.

by Sterling Robinson

once there Was a little boy who was not so little, even though he was a baby. His mom lived in fear of him because he was so big. She named him TRex. When he was four, he ate everything! Pretty much all the food in the house. His mom got mad, so she kicked him out. He shed a tear and that tear made his mom a fifty-foot-long pool.

He found some free land and built a seven-hundred-story house. It was seven hundred acres long. When he turned five he was swimming in the ocean. He was fifty feet tall. He found food. He would grab fish, throw them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. That would not do, so he grabbed a whale by its tail and threw it in his mouth. He said, “I want pasta.” So he went back and grabbed a King Cobra and pythons. He said, “Pasta’s ready.” He picked up his fork and started eating.

Next he went to the farm and bought one hundred sheep. He took their wool off and made a blanket. Then he ate the sheep. At nine pm, he went to sleep. He