Ocean-Deep Pool

So you really thought that I would simply put regular words and sentences? Ha! It's not like I made this for a bad grade or to be humble.

The Finale of . . . This Text

In this case, I believe that this is the end of the passage. I've shed all the information that I decided to absorb like the odd sponge I am. If you actually want to go to Japan now, that's a win/win for me, mainly because I get to pat myself on the back for actually being able to convince someone (hopefully an adult) to go to Japan, and the reader gets a lovely trip to one of the Japanese islands. See what I meant by win/win? And I'm not going to be humble here: I did an amazing job of telling you that you should go to Japan, and therefore I have a right to brag.

I fnish my ending statement with only this: I dislike Kit Kats. Ha! I'm kidding. I would never end something as majestic and formal as this with such an improper sentence. (Although I truly have a hatred of sorts for Kit Kats.) And yes, I know I didn't mention any food other than those oddening chocolate-covered wafers produced by the millions in Japan and sent all over the world to be eaten by a stranger. (Kit Kat’s more accurate description, in my opinion.) I must make haste for an ending though. This cannot be too long. So, all I have to proclaim is simple: go to Japan and do things. I gave you two ways of transporting yourself, their cost in frst class and economy, and so forth. Now go enjoy a two-to-seven

day trip at the least. Goodbye, arrivederci, or as they say in Japan, sayonara. NOW GO TO JAPAN ALREADY. IT'S REALLY LOVELY AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON LOTS OF THINGS.*

* SOME ACTIVITIES YOU WANT TO DO MAY OR MAY NOT BE CLOSED DOWN DUE TO COVID-19 PROCEDURES FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. IF YOU DO TRAVEL TO JAPAN, PLEASE TAKE A COVID TEST BEFORE AND AFTER THE TRIP. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY AND QUARANTINE FOR FOURTEEN DAYS. IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING EVEN WORSE SYMPTOMS OF COVID, CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL. IF YOU ARE A CHILD AND YOU DO TAKE THIS TRIP, PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU AND YOUR GUARDIAN(S) TAKE TESTS BEFORE AND AFTER. AND WHILE YOU ARE ON THE PLANE RIDE, DO WATCH SOME ANIME SO YOU CAN SEE HOW NICE JAPANESE TELEVISION IS. THANK YOU FOR DECIDING TO READ MY BOOK.