So you really thought that I would simply put regular words and sentences? Ha! It's not like I made this for a bad grade or to be humble.
T he F i nal e of . . . T his Tex t In this case, I believe that this is the end of the passage. I've shed all the information that I decided to absorb like the odd sponge I am. If you actually want to go to Japan now, that's a win/win for me, mainly because I get to pat myself on the back for actually being able to convince someone (hopefully an adult) to go to Japan, and the reader gets a lovely trip to one of the Japanese islands. See what I meant by win/win? And I'm not going to be humble here: I did an amazing job of telling you that you should go to Japan, and therefore I have a right to brag. I finish my ending statement with only this: I dislike Kit Kats. Ha! I'm kidding. I would never end something as majestic and formal as this with such an improper sentence. (Although I truly have a hatred of sorts for Kit Kats.) And yes, I know I didn't mention any food other than those oddening chocolate-covered wafers produced by the millions in Japan and sent all over the world to be eaten by a stranger. (Kit Kat’s more accurate description, in my opinion.) I must make haste for an ending though. This cannot be too long. So, all I have to proclaim is simple: go to Japan and do things. I gave you two ways of transporting yourself, their cost in first class and economy, and so forth. Now go enjoy a two-to-seven 117
