The Chronicles of Grandpa

The Chronicles of Grandpaby Dorothy Melone, Elise Lousteau and Zenzera Martinelli

Grandpa (upstage center, in a rocking chair): Have I ever told you about my only girlfriend? V.G. (center stage, sitting on the floor): Yeah, I still can’t believe someone liked you!

Grandpa: I had all the ladies in my time.

V.G.: Yeah, when all the ladies wore corsets!

Grandpa: Hey! I participated in that trend too! (Jessica enters Right downstage)

Grandpa: Ah, Jessica! How was the traffic?

Jessica: I’m a ghost, sticklegs! there is no traffic! Grandpa: Be quiet, Jessica. I need to tell my story.

Jessica: Our story. Grandpa: Do you even remember what led up to our first breakup?Jessica: Uh - NO. Why would I remember a breakup with a nerd like you?Grandpa: I wasn’t a nerd! I was the star football player in my time! Here, Video Game, this is what happened. (Video Game leaves Stage Left, Jessica moves to Upstage Right)

Seth: Hey Jess! Call at normal time tonight? Jessica: Um… About that. Just call me at 8 pm sharp.

Seth: Sure thing, babe.

Five hours later…

Jess: Seth?

Seth: Yes?

Jess: I have something to tell you. Seth: So you’re agreeing to go to the disco with me?

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