Italy Changes the Flag to a Painting of a Pasta Bowl and Destroys Any Good Pizza Places Left Even Though There Aren’t Any

By Miqueas Santiago

I think that pasta is the most Italian food ever and the best food ever. Some people might say pizza is the most Italian food ever but pasta really is. Did you ever wonder why the Italians are famous for pasta? They created it! Before the Americans were free from the British, the Roman Italians created pasta. Later they came here to the United States and gave us pizza ingredients and recipes. Pasta is made from wheat. It tastes like bread but slightly blander. Because it’s so bland you MUST EAT IT WITH BUTTER otherwise it will taste like wood pancakes without any syrup. There’s a way to eat pasta for everyone. There’s angel hair pasta, bowtie pasta, bucatini pasta, ditalini pasta, fettuccine pasta, fusilli pasta. I like to eat pasta in the way of spaghetti and meatballs and tomato sauce. It is so good, it tastes like a water slide extravaganza. Pizza is good but not as good as pasta. There’s a kid in my class who is allergic to pineapple. Guess what they put pineapple on . . . a kind of pizza! Pasta doesn’t have pineapple, only tomato sauce and meatballs. Some people’s stomachs can’t have cheese and what is one of the main ingredients in pizza . . . cheese! Pasta you can have without cheese or any dairy products and it will still taste as if you just got a million bucks. Don’t eat pizza if you want to have no allergic reaction. Try pasta. It’s really good and I think you will love it. Pasta is so good, when you swallow it is like a sweet and sour candy melted into a golden caramel mix. We all know that pizza is famous in New York but

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pasta is so much better. If you are a true Italian then eat pasta and don’t eat pizza. I took several surveys to find out about a few questions I had. My first question was how many kids have had pasta. The results were: twenty-five out of twenty-five, everybody has had a kind of pasta. My second question was, do you like pasta? The results were: twenty-five out of twenty-five, everyone liked pasta. My third question was what is your rating on pasta. Most people said five out of five or ten out of ten. My last survey was: Do you think more people should eat pasta? Lots of people said yes. Pasta is amazing. Pasta brightens people’s day. So eat pasta to be happy. In conclusion, most people will say pasta is cool and spectacular but for those who still disagree: it doesn’t matter that pizza has more places to eat it, it’s not about that, it’s the love, care, and respect that you get when you eat pasta. The people that make it, make it especially for you. Pizza is made with no respect for anyone. Pizza can be made terribly and they will still sell it to you. They don’t care about allergies or diarrhea, they just sell it to you like nothing matters. For those that might be now convinced, try pasta. I am telling you it is the most important, delicious, godly, magnificent, magical food in the known universe. It turns frowns upside down.