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Miguel Diaz, Untitled
from To Walk in My Shoes
by 826nyc
Untitled by Miguel Diaz
once there was a kid who had an important memory that could save the world, but Joe Biden didn’t want him to save the world . So, Joe Biden went and tried to fight the kid . The kid fought back, but Joe Biden was too powerful, and the kid couldn’t fight back, so Joe Biden took the kid’s memory, and the kid didn’t have his memory anymore .
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Out of nowhere, Shotu came, and the kid told him, “Can you bring my memory back? It’s the key to saving the world .”
Shotu went and fought Joe Biden . Shotu used his telekinesis to defeat Joe Biden . Shotu brought back his memory, and the kid and Shotu saved the world .
Shotu asked the boy what his name was, the kid replied, “Speed .”
After Speed got his memory back, Joe Biden got so mad that he traveled to a different dimension than the first one . He traveled to Talking Ben . Joe Biden asked Talking Ben if he could help him fight and steal Speed’s memory .
Talking Ben agreed, so Joe Biden took Talking Ben back to his universe and told him, “I’m going to get more people to join us, you stay here .”
Joe Biden went to the second dimension . This dimension looked the same to his world and he was kind of getting hungry, so he kept walking until he found somewhere to eat . He was getting tired of walking, but out of nowhere he saw a McDonalds . He went inside and ordered two chicken sandwiches . He got his food and started eating . He saw a funny clown and got closer to him . Joe Biden recognized him, it was Ronald McDonald . Joe Biden sat with him and started to have a conversation with Ronald McDonald .
Joe Biden asked Ronald McDonald, “Can you help me steal this kid’s memory?”
Ronald McDonald agreed and they traveled back to Joe Biden’s universe . Joe Biden told Talking Ben and Ronald McDonald the plan .
The next day when Goku and Speed were hanging out, Joe Biden came and said, “I’m taking that kid’s memory .”
Shotu used telekinesis .
Joe Biden said, “Now!”
Talking Ben ran and grabbed Speed and Shotu and quickly turned around, but Ronald McDonald hit Shotu with his McHammer . One hour later, Shotu woke up and didn’t see Speed . He knew this was really trouble, so he quickly went to a
different dimension . He went to this library and he saw a funny book . He grabbed the book .
“Drop me you idiot .” Shotu dropped it in shock . Mr . Book said, “Of course I can talk you dummy .”
Shotu asked, “Do you have any super powers?”
He said, “Yeah . I can read my mind and use the words in me to hit the enemy .”
Shotu asked, “Can you help me rescue a friend of mine?’’
Mr . Book agreed . So Shotu took Mr . Book back to his world and told him, “I’ll be back .” Mr . Book said sure and Shotu went to this mysterious world . He saw a pink ball with ears, he got close to it and it was Jigglypuff . Shotu explained everything that was happening . Jigglypuff agreed to help him .
After bringing Jigglypuff to Earth, Speed was in a chair with an electric headset on his head that was taking his memory . Talking Ben was guarding the gate . Jigglypuff sang a song and made Talking Ben fall asleep . Shotu and Jigglypuff ran and looked for Speed . Out of nowhere Ronald McDonald came and attacked them with his Ronald McDonald McHammer . It almost hit Mr . Book .
Jigglypuff said, “You guys go, I’ll stay and fight Ronald Mcdonald .”
They ran as fast they could but it was too late . Joe Biden already took Speed’s memory .
Joe Biden said, “Make a move and I will click this doom device . It will end this world . ”
Shotu tried to convince Joe Biden not to do it . Shotu quickly used telekinesis and got to hit his doom device . Shotu quickly tried to grab the doom device, but Barney grabbed Shotu and Mr . Book and tied them up . Shotu shouted to Joe Biden not to click it . Shotu quickly teleported Jigglypuff and Mr . Book back to their world . Somehow Shotu broke free from Barney . Joe Biden quickly pressed the button .
Two hours later, Joe Biden woke up and saw everything destroyed . He started laughing and saying to himself, “I won, Shotu is gone, every human is gone .” Only Joe Biden was left but then he saw another person . He got close to them and his eyes were shocked . It was his younger self .
the end