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Bob Odenkirk stars in “Lucky Hank,” premiering Sunday on AMC and AMC+.
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T Dateline “The Black Widow of Lomita” Chicago P.D. “A Material Witness” Chicago P.D. “At Least It’s Justice” Chicago P.D. “Turn the Light Off” Chicago P.D. “8:30 PM” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
W Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Th Figure Skating World Championships, Pairs Free. From Saitama, Japan. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
F (:02) “Leprechaun: Origins” (2014, Horror) Dylan Hornswoggle Postl. › “Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood” (2003) Warwick Davis, Tangi Miller. › “Leprechaun 5: In the Hood” (2000, Horror) Warwick Davis, Ice-T.
M Xena: Warrior Prin. Xena: Warrior Princess “Ulysses” Xena: Warrior Princess “The Price” ›› “The Craft” (1996, Horror) Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. (:32) ››› “Salt” (2010) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber.
T Xena: Warrior Princess “The Furies” Xena: Warrior Princess Xena: Warrior Princess ›› “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” (2017, Science Fiction) Dane DeHaan, Cara Delevingne.
W (:03) “Karma” (2018) Mandela Van Peebles. Manny unleashes a karma demon. (:03) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith. (:05) ›› “Men in Black II” (2002, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith.
Th (:01) ›› “Shutter Island” (2010) Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo. A 1950s lawman hunts an escaped murderess. (:02) ›› “Assassin’s Creed” (2016, Action) Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons. Independence Day
The Simpsons grown-ish ›› “The Longest Ride” (2015, Drama) Scott Eastwood, Britt Robertson.
Th black-ish black-ish The 700 Club 700/Interactive ›› “Tooth Fairy” (2010, Children’s) Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd. The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons
Inside Me Dr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet Tanked Tanked
Bluey SuperKitties Bluey Firebuds Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey
World of Gumball Teen Titans Go! Cocomelon (:15) Cocomelon (:45) Cocomelon Looney Looney Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go!
CNN Newsroom At This Hour With Kate Bolduan Inside Politics With John King CNN Newsroom FNC (340) 360 205 FOX and Friends America’s Newsroom America’s Newsroom The Faulkner Focus Outnumbered America Reports AMC (359) 254 171
F Paid Program Nutrisystem ›› “Machine Gun Preacher” (2011) Gerard Butler, Michelle Monaghan. Joined in Progress. (:45) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998, Suspense) Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, David Morse.
M Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Outbreak” (1995, Suspense) Dustin Hoffman, Rene Russo. Army doctor fights spread of deadly virus. ››› “Everest” (2015, Adventure) Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, John Hawkes.
T Paid Program Paid Program ›› “Hard to Kill” (1990, Action) Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, Bill Sadler. ››› “Contagion” (2011) Marion Cotillard. Doctors try to contain the spread of a lethal virus. ››› Sicario
W Paid Program Paid Program ›› “The Legend of Tarzan” (2016, Adventure) Alexander Skarsgard, Christoph Waltz. ›››› “The Godfather” (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan.
Th Paid Program Paid Program Three Stooges (:45) ›› “Machine Gun Preacher” (2011, Drama) Gerard Butler, Michelle Monaghan, Michael Shannon. (:45) › “Hitman: Agent 47” (2015) Rupert Friend.
TCM (360) 256 132
F (:15) ››› “The Hasty Heart” (1949, Drama) Ronald Reagan, Patricia Neal. ››› “The Citadel” (1938, Drama) Robert Donat, Rosalind Russell. ››› “The Story of Louis Pasteur” (1936) Paul Muni. Sister Kenny
M ›› “Gold Diggers of 1937” (1936) Dick Powell, Joan Blondell. ›››› “42nd Street” (1933) Ruby Keeler, Bebe Daniels. (:45) ››› “Easter Parade” (1948) Judy Garland, Fred Astaire. Kiss Me Kate
T ››› “Young Bess” (1953) Jean Simmons, Stewart Granger. ›› “Knights of the Round Table” (1953) Robert Taylor, Ava Gardner. ››› “Ivanhoe” (1952, Adventure) Robert Taylor, Elizabeth Taylor.
W (5:15) “One Foot in Heaven” (1941) (:15) ››› “The Miracle of Our Lady of Fatima” (1952) Gilbert Roland. ››› “The Shoes of the Fisherman” (1968, Drama) Anthony Quinn, Sir Laurence Olivier. (:45) Boys Town Th Midsummer ››› “Brigadoon” (1954, Musical) Gene Kelly, Van Johnson. ›› “That Uncertain Feeling” (1941) Merle Oberon. (:15) ››› “My Favorite Wife” (1940, Comedy) Irene Dunne, Cary Grant.
BET 329 124 Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Meet the Browns Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters Family Matters
CMT 327 166 CMT Music CMT Music CMT Music CMT Music Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne
MTV 331 160 Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show Catfish: The TV Show
NICK 300 171 Mike & Molly (:27) Mike & Molly Mike & Molly SpongeBob PAW Patrol PAW Patrol PAW Patrol PAW Patrol Blaze, Monster Blaze, Monster PAW Patrol PAW Patrol
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F NCIS “Dead Air” NCIS “Cracked” NCIS “Broken Arrow” NCIS “Enemies Foreign” (Part 1 of 2) Law & Order “Personae Non Grata” Law & Order “Excalibur”
M Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue “Boss Lady Blues” Bar Rescue “Pole
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W The Card Life In the Spotlight (N) Brad Cesmat’s O’Neill Outside NHL Hockey Arizona Coyotes at Winnipeg Jets. Live on the Line (N) (Live) Miami Open
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Th Miami Open Brad Cesmat’s NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Los Angeles Lakers. Match Play Live on the Line (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Suns at Lakers
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M Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NCIS A terrorist group buys bombs. NCIS “Neverland” (Part 3 of 3) Chicago Fire Chicago Fire “Chopper” Chicago Fire “Arrest in Transit”
TBS (191) 247 139 George Lopez George Lopez 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends FX (194) 248 136 F Portable Oxygen Paid Program Memory Paid Program Mom Mom Mom Mom ››› “War for the Planet of the Apes” (2017) Andy Serkis, Steve Zahn. M Paid Program Car accident? Paid Program Paid Program Mom Mom ›› “Transporter 2” (2005, Action) Jason Statham, Amber Valletta. ›› “Transporter 2” (2005) T Paid Program Car accident? Paid Program Paid Program Mom Mom Mom Mom ›› “Ma” (2019, Suspense) Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis. W Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Mom Mom Mom ››› “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. Holmes & Watson Th Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program › “Holmes & Watson” (2018, Comedy) Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly. ›› “Good Boys” (2019, Comedy) Jacob Tremblay, Keith L. Williams. A&E (199) 265 118 Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Parking Wars Varied Programs TLC (215) 280 183 Varied Programs E! (228) 236 114 Varied Programs FREE (233) 311 180 F black-ish black-ish The 700 Club 700/Interactive The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons M black-ish black-ish The 700 Club 700/Interactive ››› “Spies in Disguise” (2019) Voices of Will Smith, Tom Holland. ›› “Downhill” (2020) Will Ferrell, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. T black-ish black-ish The 700 Club 700/Interactive ›› “Downhill” (2020, Comedy-Drama) Will Ferrell, Julia Louis-Dreyfus. › “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999) Heath Ledger. W black-ish black-ish The 700 Club 700/Interactive The Simpsons
ANPL (260) 282 184 The Aquarium
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DISC (263) 278 182 Varied Programs FOOD (270) 231 110 Varied Programs HGTV (272) 229 112 Varied Programs HIST (274) 269 120 Varied Programs DISN (303) 290 173 Bluey Spidey and His Bluey
TOON (318) 297 177 Bob’s Burgers
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Without a Purpose” Bar Rescue “All Twerk & No Pay” Bar Rescue “Twerking 9 to 5” T Bar Rescue “Schmuck Dynasty” Bar Rescue “Whipped Into Shape” Bar Rescue “El Moronte!!” Bar Rescue “Close, But No Cigar” Law & Order Law & Order W Bar Rescue “Scary Mary’s” Bar Rescue “Crayons & Anger Lines” Bar Rescue “Zero Drunk Thirty” Bar Rescue “Back to School” Law & Order Law & Order Th Bar Rescue “Scoreboard to Death” Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Law & Order Law & Order TVLAND 304 106 M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Bonanza Gunsmoke Gunsmoke VH1 335 162 The Wayans Bros. The Wayans Bros. The Wayans Bros. The Wayans Bros. Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Jamie Foxx Show Living Single 2 Roswell Daily Record Friday, March 17, 2023 D = DirecTV S = Dish Network
From March 17-19, 2023. NCAA Women’s Basketball
T NCAA Women’s Basketball 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. Nine for IX
W 30 for 30 College Softball McNeese State at LSU. From Tiger Park in Baton Rouge, La. College Softball Teams TBA. (N Same-day Tape) SEC Inside We Are Texas
Th College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SEC Inside College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SEC Inside
BSN (151) 686 415
F NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Phoenix Suns. Live on the Line Sports Stars Brad Cesmat’s The Rally (N) (Live) Brad Cesmat’s Brad Cesmat D’backs Pre-Game
M NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Oklahoma City Thunder. Focused (N) Live on the Line The Rally (N) (Live) Breaking Par Fairways of Life with Matt Adams
T Golf Life Patriot Fairways of Life with Matt Adams Breaking Par Snow Motion World Poker Tour World Poker The Rally (N) (Live) Coyotes Pregame
W (11:00) 2023 Miami Open Tennis ATP & WTA First Round. (N) (Live) Golf Life Nuts and Bolts Fishing/Johnson Brad Cesmat’s The Rally (N) (Live)
Th NBA Basketball: Suns at Lakers Icons Horrow D’backs Pre-Game MLB Preseason Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Salt River Fields in Scottsdale, Ariz. (N) The Rally (N)
TNT (185) 245 138 Varied Programs
F 9-1-1 “Powerless” Premier League Live (N) (Live) Premier League Soccer Nottingham Forest vs Newcastle United. (N) (Live) Prem Goal Zone 9-1-1 “What’s Next?” 9-1-1
M Chicago Fire “Santa Bites” Chicago Fire “Let Him Die” Chicago Fire “Ambush Predator” Chicago Fire Shay’s sister visits. Chicago Fire “Call It Paradise” Chicago Fire
USA (187) 242 105
T Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
W Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Th ››› “John Wick” (2014, Action) Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Alfie Allen. (:03) ››› “John Wick: Chapter 2” (2017, Action) Keanu Reeves, Common, Laurence Fishburne. (:35) ››› “John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum”
F › “Leprechaun 4 in Space” (1996) Warwick Davis, Rebekah Carlton. › “Leprechaun 3” (1995, Horror) Warwick Davis, John Gatins, Lee Armstrong. › “Leprechaun 2” (1994, Horror) Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath.
M (10:32) ››› Salt (:33) ››› “Minority Report” (2002) Tom Cruise. A cop tries to establish his innocence in a future crime. (:34) ››› “John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum” (2019, Action) Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry.
T ›› “X-Men: Apocalypse” (2016) James McAvoy. Professor X and Raven battle the immortal mutant Apocalypse. (:15) ››› “Men in Black” (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino. Men in Black II
W (:05) ›› “Men in Black 3” (2012, Action) Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin. ››› “Independence Day” (1996) Will Smith, Bill Pullman. Earthlings vs. evil aliens in 15-mile-wide ships. Independence Day
Th (11:30) ››› “Independence Day” (1996, Science Fiction) Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum. ›› “Independence Day: Resurgence” (2016, Science Fiction) Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum. ›› “Trolls World Tour” (2020)
TBS (191) 247 139 (:10) Friends Friends Friends Friends Friends (:20) Friends Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Varied Programs Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory
FX (194) 248 136
F “War for the Planet of the Apes” “Speed Kills” (2018, Suspense) John Travolta, Katheryn Winnick, Kellan Lutz. ›› “xXx: Return of Xander Cage” (2017, Action) Vin Diesel, Donnie Yen. ››› “Fight Club” (1999)
M (11:00) ›› “Transporter 2” ›› “The Equalizer 2” (2018, Action) Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Ashton Sanders. ››› “American Made” (2017) Tom Cruise. Pilot Barry Seal transports contraband for the CIA.
T ››› “American Made” (2017) Tom Cruise. Pilot Barry Seal transports contraband for the CIA. ››› “Fight Club” (1999) Brad Pitt, Edward Norton. Men vent their rage by beating each other in a secret arena. ››› X2 (2003)
W (11:30) › “Holmes & Watson” (2018) Will Ferrell. ›› “Good Boys” (2019, Comedy) Jacob Tremblay, Keith L. Williams. ›› “Stuber” (2019, Comedy) Dave Bautista, Kumail Nanjiani, Mira Sorvino. ››› Thor (2011)
Th ›› “Stuber” (2019, Comedy) Dave Bautista, Kumail Nanjiani, Mira Sorvino. ›› “Snatched” (2017, Comedy) Amy Schumer, Goldie Hawn, Wanda Sykes. ›› “X-Men: The Last Stand” (2006) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.
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F The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy
M (10:30) Downhill (:35) ›› “Think Like a Man” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara. (:10) ›› “I Feel Pretty” (2018) Amy Schumer, Michelle Williams. A woman gains a renewed sense of self-confidence.
T 10 Things I Hate ›› “Sweet Home Alabama” (2002) Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas. › “Grown Ups 2” (2013, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock. ›› “Maleficent” (2014) Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning.
W (10:00) ›› “The Longest Ride” The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office The Office
Th The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons The Simpsons Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy The Office “Body Language”
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“The Negotiator” (1998) ››› “Under Siege” (1992) Steven Seagal. A Navy cook thwarts a plot to hijack a battleship.
M (10:00) Everest (:45) ›› “Vertical Limit” (2000) Chris O’Donnell. A climber must rescue his sister stranded by an avalanche.
›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. Vicious convicts hijack their flight.
›› “Demolition Man” (1993, Science Fiction) Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes.
T (11:30) ››› “Sicario” (2015, Suspense) Emily Blunt, Benicio del Toro. (:15) ›› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. ›› “The Mummy Returns”
W (9:30) ›››› “The Godfather” (1972) Marlon Brando. ›››› “The Godfather, Part II” (1974, Crime Drama) Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton. Michael Corleone moves his father’s crime family to Las Vegas.
Th (10:45) › “Hitman: Agent 47” ›› “Hitman” (2007, Action) Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott. ›››› “Goodfellas” (1990) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia.
TCM (360) 256 132
F (11:30) ››› “Sister Kenny” (1946) Rosalind Russell. ››› “Not as a Stranger” (1955, Drama) Olivia de Havilland, Robert Mitchum, Frank Sinatra. ››› “Johnny Belinda” (1948, Drama) Jane Wyman, Lew Ayres.
M (11:30) ››› “Kiss Me Kate” (1953) Kathryn Grayson. ››› “The Band Wagon” (1953, Musical) Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse. ››› “Gypsy” (1962) Rosalind Russell. A musical biography of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee.
T ››› “Raintree County” (1957, Drama) Montgomery Clift. A Southern belle lures a teacher away from his true love.
››› “Tess” (1979, Drama) Nastassja Kinski, Peter Firth. A woman falls into the hands of an unscrupulous cousin.
W (11:45) ››› “Boys Town” (1938) Spencer Tracy. ››› “The Nun’s Story” (1959, Drama) Audrey Hepburn, Peter Finch, Edith Evans. (:15) ››› “Black Narcissus” (1947, Drama) Deborah Kerr, Sabu.
Th ›››› “The Gay Divorcee” (1934) Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Alice Brady. ››› “High Society” (1956, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly. ›› “Period of Adjustment” (1962) Tony Franciosa, Jane Fonda.
BET 329 124 black-ish black-ish My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids Varied Programs My Wife and Kids My Wife and Kids Movie Varied Programs
CMT 327 166 Roseanne Roseanne Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens
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BY GEORGE DICKIE
Bob Odenkirk brings
‘Lucky Hank’ to orner y life in AMC/AMC+ dramedy
Devereaux Jr is a man who is stuck. by Bob Odenkirk in the half-hour dramedy “Lucky Hank,” premiering Sunday, March and AMC+, he’s the chairman of the English department at Railton College, a badly school in the Pennsylvania Rust Belt. employer, which he calls “mediocrity’s capital,” Hank is also struggling. He’s not really academia nor his department and his position in it, and his do-nothing approach seems me.” But he has people who care about him, especially wife Lily (Mireille Enos, “ The truly loves this curmudgeon and is entertained by his antics. But that doesn’t hold true
Hank as he’s delivering a spirit-crushing critique to a spoiled student, which gets the school administration. With his chairmanship and ultimately his job now in jeopardy, outwardly happy about the prospect of being forced to move on. But is he? episode series was created by Paul Lieberstein (“ The Office”) and Aaron Zelman (“Silicon the novel “Straight Man” by Richard Russo, and features a tour-de-force performance by who found the character to be a complete and welcome departure from his “Better Call Saul” lawyer Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman.
a curmudgeon,” the actor explains, “he is like a lot of curmudgeons kind of beloved for crab. Like his wife finds it funny, people find him funny. They don’t take it seriously and laugh out of it and he knows they get a laugh out of it, so he knows he can kind of indulge side of himself and everyone will just go, ‘Oh, that’s Hank. That’s funny. Just laugh at it.’ a daughter, they fight like crazy but they love each other And he has a wife, they’ve been like 25, 26 years and they love each other So I loved playing a character who was funny, with language and had love around him and a life worth saving. So that really appealed to lot and for me made the character so fundamentally different from Jimmy McGill.” immy, Hank is a complicated guy with an estrangement in his life, in his case his much successful father Hank Sr., a renowned film critic, which haunts him and is a relationship the explore.
emptiness inside him that he’s ver y afraid of,” Odenkirk says, “afraid of feeling it, afraid of about it but it’s ver y present. It drives him in a lot of ways. ”
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The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song 2023 (PBS — new special, March 31)
Legendary singer/songwriter Joni Mitchell is honored as the recipient of the Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song. This tribute concert celebrates the artist who set a new standard of marrying music and lyrics. With songs such as “Both Sides, Now,” “Chelsea Morning,” “Big Yellow Taxi,” “Woodstock”
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High school senior Mandy (Peyton Elizabeth Lee, “Andi Mack”) eschews prom season to focus on her ultimate goal of getting into Harvard. But when she’s put on a wait list, she must rely on help from the guy she abhors most — popular all-star jock Graham Lansing (Blake Draper, “Bad Mothers”), whose father is a powerful senator and Harvard alum. Wendi McLendon-Covey also stars in this family comedy.
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FREE (233) Ready or Not (:20) ››› Ford v Ferrari (2019, Historical Drama) Matt Damon, Christian Bale. A designer builds a car to race against the Ferrari in 1966. (:05) ›› National Treasure (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger.
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››› The Fugitive (1993, Action) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. 254 171
TCM (360) ››› Charade (1963, Suspense) Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn. ››› Laura (1944, Mystery) Gene Tierney, Dana Andrews. (:45) ›››› Vertigo (1958) James Stewart. A detective with a fear of heights falls for his quarry. 256 132 BET Fresh Prince Fresh Prince The Neighborhood The Neighborhood The Neighborhood The Neighborhood › Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013, Drama) Jurnee Smollett-Bell, Lance Gross. 329
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Never Kissed 236 114 FREE (233) (5:00) ›› Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015) Dylan O’Brien. (:10) ›› The New Mutants (2020, Fantasy) Maisie Williams, Anya Taylor-Joy. (:15) ››› Ready or Not (2019, Horror) Samara Weaving, Adam Brody. 311 180 ANPL (260) Extinct or Alive “The Javan Tiger” Louisiana Law “Blind Rage” Louisiana Law “Deer in the Headlights” Louisiana Law Louisiana Law “Storm Surge” Louisiana Law “Manhunt on the Water” 282 184 DISC (263) Saltwater Fishing Sportsman’s Adv. Gold Rush Gold Rush “Here’s Johnny!” Gold Rush “Runway to Redemption” Naked and Afraid 278 182 FOOD (270) Valerie Home Valerie Home Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. Pioneer Wo. 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Afraid: Solo Naked and Afraid “No Gear, No Fear” A swampy Argentine savanna. Naked and Afraid: Uncensored Four male survivalists seek redemption. (N) 278 182 FOOD (270) Tournament of Champions The chefs face the upgraded randomizer. Tournament of Champions New chefs take on sudden death battles. Tournament of Champions The final round of sudden death battles. 231 110 HGTV (272) Unsellable Houses “Fancy Farmhouse” Unsellable Houses “Cottage Vibe” Unsellable Houses “Colorfully Crafted” Unsellable Houses Unsellable Houses Home Town “Second Chances” 229 112 HIST (274) (11:00) The Men Who Built America The Men Who Built America The changing face of America. The Food That Built America The Food That Built America The Food That Built America 269 120 DISN (303) Big City Greens Hamster & Gretel Hamster & Gretel Hamster & Gretel Hamster & Gretel Kiff Kiff Kiff (3:55) Kiff (:20) Flora and Ulysses (2020, Adventure) Alyson Hannigan. 290 173 TOON (318) Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears We Bare Bears World of Gumball World of Gumball 297 177 CNN (335) CNN Newsroom-Fredricka Whitfield CNN Newsroom With Jim Acosta (N) CNN Newsroom With Jim Acosta (N) CNN Newsroom With Jim Acosta (N) CNN Newsroom With Jim Acosta (N) Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace? (N) 202 200 FNC (340) FOX News Sunday (N) (Live)
124 NICK SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob
SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob 300 171 PARMT Bar Rescue “Drunk on Punk” Bar Rescue “Punk as a Drunk” Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Bar Rescue Burnouts lose $200,000. Bar Rescue 241 241 TVLAND Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly 304 106 10 Roswell Daily Record Friday, March 17, 2023 D = DirecTV S = Dish Network D S D S
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FOX KRQE (2) Farmer Wants a Wife “Down & Dirty on the Farm” The ladies are welcomed to the ranch.
PBS KENW (3) Olympia (2018) Olympia Dukakis, Michael Dukakis. The life and career of Olympia Dukakis.
KTFQ (4)
The Simpsons “Pin Gal” (N) (:31) The Great North (N) Bob’s Burgers Animated. Mr. Fischoeder challenges Bob. (N)
Call the Midwife (Season Premiere) Change is coming to Nonnatus House. (N)
›› The Shepherd: Border Patrol (2008) Jean-Claude Van Damme. Un agente fronterizo se enfrenta a los narcotraficantes.
Sanditon on Masterpiece (Season Premiere) Charlotte arrives in Sanditon. (N)
KRQE News 13 at 9pm
KRQE News 13 at 9:30pm
Marie-Antoinette “The Slap” (Series Premiere) Marie Antoinette leaves Vienna. (N)
Ninja (2009, Acción) Scott Adkins, Tsuyoshi Ihara. Un ninja americano debe evitar que el yakuza obtenga unas armas. (N)
ABC KOAT (7) America’s Funniest Home Videos (N) American Idol “604 (Auditions)” A search for the next singing sensation. (N)
Dateline NBC
NBC KOBR (8)
CBS KRQE (10) 60 Minutes (N) The Equalizer “Lost and Found” A man claims to have lost his memory. (N)
UMAS KLUZ (25) Aquí y ahora (N) Mi famoso y yo (N)
MNT KASY (17) The World’s Funniest Weather
The World’s Funniest Weather
Chicago P.D. “Infection, Part III” Zeroing in on a bioterrorism suspect. (Part 3 of 3)
CW KWBQ (21) Young Sheldon Young Sheldon World’s Funniest Animals “Episode 317”
World’s Funniest Animals “Episode 308”
Magnum P.I. “Dead Ringer” Katsumoto’s hearing date arrives. (N)
The Company You Keep “All In” Charlie plays high stakes poker. (N)
The Blacklist “The Hyena” Red tries to secure a protected fortune. (N)
East New York “Personal Shopper” (N) NCIS: Los Angeles “The Other Shoe” Sam must go under cover as a fighter. (N)
Sagebrush Church Service TMZ (N) 16 2
Love, Inevitably Mothers revolutionize children’s lives. Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates, Jr. “Chosen” David Duchovny; Richard Kind. 3 3
›› Falcon Rising (2014, Acción) Michael Jai White, Neal McDonough. Un exoficial viaja a Brasil para perseguir a mafiosos.
Action 7 News Live at 10 (N) Matter of Fact With Soledad O’Brien (N)
Eyewitness News 4 at 10 (N)
KRQE News 13 at 10 (N)
De noche pero sin sueño Noticiero Univisión: Fin de semana
Chicago P.D. “Brother’s Keeper” Locals won’t talk to police. News 13 on KASY at 9pm News 13 on KASY at 9:30pm
41 41
The Good Doctor “Quarantine” 7 7
(:35) Inside Edition Weekend (N) (:05) Meet the Press 4 4
(:37) Joel Osteen (:07) S.W.A.T. “Farewell” A university chemistry lab is seized. 13 13
(:35) Noticiero Univisión: Fin de semana (N) Mi famoso y yo 14 14
Weird Earth “Bubbling Lakes and Crooked Forests” Explaining a forest of crooked trees.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Whose Line Is It Anyway? Seinfeld Jerry lifts weights with folks’ pal. The Goldbergs “The Fake-Up” Lainey is back. The King of Queens “Affair Trade” The King of Queens “Offensive Fowl”
Bob Odenkirk
7 p.m. on (3)
Call the Midwife
Bloodline Detectives 50 50
Modern Family “The Long Goodbye” Modern Family “Lake Life” 19 19
KRPV (27) Eye on Health The Essentials Steve Shermett Light of the Southwest Light of the Southwest Update News Rocks, Shovels Creation Proclaims On The Walls of Jerusalem Israel First TV The Gathering Place Bigpond 27
LIFE (100) House of Deadly Lies (2023) Katy Breier, Jon McLaren. Premiere. Hidden secrets threaten to tear a woman’s family apart.
(:03) The Neighbor in the Window (2020) Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jenn Lyon. A woman moves and quickly bonds with her neighbor.
BRAVO (104) SWV & Xscape: The Queens of R&B “Dis-Chord” (N) Watch What Happens Live Queens Court “All Hail the Queens” Queens bond with their potential Kings. (N) (8:48) SWV & Xscape: The Queens of R&B “Dis-Chord”
ESPN (133) 2023
(:01) House of Deadly Lies (2023, Suspense) Katy Breier, Jon McLaren. Hidden secrets threaten to tear a woman’s family apart. 252 108
(9:51) The Real Housewives of New Jersey “All Bats Are Off”
(10:54) Vanderpump Rules Lala and Katie freak out at Raquel. 237 129
NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter
ESPN2 (134) NCAA Women’s Basketball Player 54: XFL Player 54: XFL XFL Football Arlington Renegades at San Antonio Brahmas. From the Alamodome in San Antonio. Formula 1 Racing
ESPNU (136) 2023 NIT Basketball Tournament Teams TBA. 2023 NIT Basketball Tournament Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SEC Inside College Baseball South Carolina at Georgia.
BSN (151) Athletes Unlimited Basketball Breaking Par Athletes Unlimited Basketball Team Orange vs. Team Gold. Beyond Court Voices-Valley World Poker
TNT (185) NCAA Men’s Basketball 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Rock the Block Four teams design kitchens. (N)
››› Cast Away (2000, Drama) Tom Hanks, Helen Hunt. A courier company executive is marooned on a remote island.
USA (187) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Ace” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Wannabe” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Shattered” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Reparations” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Legitimate Rape”
SYFY (189) John Wick: Chapter 2 ››› John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum (2019, Action) Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry, Ian McShane. Hit man John Wick battles the world’s top assassins.
TBS (191) (5:00) 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
(N)
(:27) ››› Salt (2010, Action) Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber. Accused of being a counterspy, a CIA agent goes on the run.
2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside March Madness (N) Impractical Jokers (N)
FX (194) (5:30) ›› The Equalizer 2 (2018, Action) Denzel Washington. Robert McCall fights assassins to avenge his friend’s death.
A&E (199) Biography: WWE Legends Jerry The King Lawler. (N) Biography: WWE Legends WWE’s original Anti-Diva Paige.
›› Fast & Furious 6 (2013, Action) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson. Hobbs offers Dom and crew a full pardon for their help.
(:01) WWE Rivals “Trish Stratus vs. Lita” (N) (:04) WWE Rivals Two successful luchadores battle.
TLC (215) 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way “Drop by Drop the River Rises” Mahmoud’s family questions Nicole. (N) MILF Manor A risqué game of Truth or Dare. (N) 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way (N)
E! (228) (4:00) ››› The Help ››› The Help (2011, Drama) Viola Davis, Emma Stone, Bryce Dallas Howard.
FREE (233) (4:05) ›› National Treasure (2004, Adventure) Nicolas Cage.
(:15) ›› National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007, Action) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight, Harvey Keitel. Ben Gates sets out to establish an ancestor’s innocence.
ANPL (260) North Woods Law “Takedown” North Woods Law
DISC (263) Naked and Afraid “Kalahari Cold Front” Surviving in the Kalahari Desert. (N)
FOOD (270) Tournament of Champions “Surf & Turf Battles” Guy matches up chefs for the next round. (N)
HGTV (272) Home Town “The Heart of Laurel” (N) (:01) Home Town Ben and Erin share some laughs. (N)
HIST (274) The Food That Built America “Candy Revolution” The Food That Built America Two icons compete. (N)
(:01) North Woods Law
(:02) Naked and Afraid: Solo Terra makes a risky decision.
(:03) Biography: WWE Legends Jerry The King Lawler.
The sisters hope to make a good impression on new recruit Sister Veronica (Rebecca Gethings). But it’s clear she is no shrinking violet and will ruffle a few feathers. Then, racial tensions stretch a shadow over Poplar following Enoch Powell’s incendiary “Rivers of Blood” speech. And Nancy (Megan Cusack) and Trixie (Helen George) team up to support a terminally ill patient, while Fred (Cliff Parisi) is saddened to receive an official letter confirming the disbandment of the Civil Defence Corps in the Season 12 premiere.
7 p.m. on AMC BBCA IFC SUND
Xena: Warrior Princess 244 122
›› Fast & Furious 6 (2013) Vin Diesel, Paul Walker. 248 136
(:03) Biography: WWE Legends WWE’s original Anti-Diva Paige. 265 118
90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way “Drop by Drop the River Rises” Mahmoud’s family questions Nicole.
280 183
››› Easy A (2010, Comedy) Emma Stone, Penn Badgley. 236 114
(9:55) ››› Ready or Not (2019) Samara Weaving, Adam Brody. A young bride’s new in-laws hunt her down with weapons.
(:01) North Woods Law North Woods Law “Takedown” North Woods Law
(:09) Naked and Afraid “Shaken and Very Stirred”
Alex vs America Three French experts compete. (N) Superchef Grudge Match “Hometown Smack Down”
Naked and Afraid “Kalahari Cold Front” Surviving in the Kalahari Desert.
Tournament of Champions “Surf & Turf Battles” Guy matches up chefs for the next round.
(:01) House Hunters (N) House Hunters International (:01) House Hunters House Hunters International Home Town “The Heart of Laurel” (:01) Home Town Ben and Erin share some laughs.
(:03) The Food That Built America “Soup of the Century”
(:05) The Food That Built America “Cola Wars”
(:03) The Food That Built America Two icons compete.
(:05) The Food That Built America “Soup of the Century”
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282 184
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231 110
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269 120
DISN (303) Bunk’d: Learn The Villains The Villains Marvel’s Moon Girl and Jessie Bunk’d: Learn Ladybug & Cat Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey 290 173
TOON (318) Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball ››› Shazam! (2019, Action) Zachary Levi, Mark Strong, Asher Angel. Bob’s Burgers Futurama Futurama American Dad! American Dad! 297 177
CNN (335) The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley (2019) Elizabeth Holmes. Premiere. This Is Life With Lisa Ling The Inventor: Out for Blood in Silicon Valley (2019) Elizabeth Holmes, Dan Ariely. 202 200
FNC (340) Life, Liberty & Levin (N) The Next Revolution With Sunday Night in America Life, Liberty & Levin The Next Revolution With Sunday Night in America 360 205
AMC (359) (4:00) ››› The Fugitive (1993, Action) Harrison Ford. Lucky Hank “Pilot” (Series Premiere) Hank is almost fired. (N)
TCM (360) ›››› Rear Window (1954, Suspense) James Stewart. A photographer in a wheelchair spies on neighbors and sees a murder.
(:01) Lucky Hank “Pilot” Hank is almost fired. (:02) Lucky Hank “Pilot” Hank is almost fired. (:03) Lucky Hank “Pilot” Hank is almost fired. (:04) ››› The Fugitive (1993, Action) Harrison Ford. 254 171
››› Murder on the Orient Express (1974, Mystery) Albert Finney. Inspector Poirot engineers a railway murder investigation. (:15) ›››› In the Heat of the Night (1967) Sidney Poitier, Rod Steiger. A white sheriff and a Black detective team up on a case. 256 132
BET ›› Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard, Tyler Perry. Greed and scandal test the mettle of two family matriarchs.
››› Django Unchained (2012, Western) Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio. An ex-slave and a German bounty hunter roam America’s South. 329 124
CMT (5:30) ››› Dumb & Dumber (1994) Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels. ››› Beetlejuice (1988) Michael Keaton, Alec Baldwin. ››› Gremlins (1984) Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates. 327 166
MTV Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness 331 160
NICK SpongeBob SpongeBob ››› Despicable Me (2010, Children’s) Voices of Steve Carell. ››› Despicable Me 2 (2013) Voices of Steve Carell. Friends Friends 300 171
PARMT Bar Rescue An owner threatens his marriage. Bar Rescue Jon helps an owner in Tampa, Fla. Bar Rescue Jon must teach how to run a nightclub. (N) Waco Assault vehicles storm the compound. (Part 3 of 6)
Bar Rescue A womanizing owner and his enraged wife.
Bar Rescue Jon must teach how to run a nightclub. 241 241
Lucky Hank
Hank Devereaux Jr. (Bob Odenkirk) is an English department chairman having a mid-life crisis. His badly underfunded college in the Pennsylvania rust belt is struggling to survive and its future is in doubt. His wife Lily (Mireille Enos) is the vice principal of the local high school, and, just as Hank’s life begins to unravel, Lily also begins to question the path she’s on and the choices she’s made in this new drama series. Other stars include Oscar Nunez, Tom Bower, Kyle Maclachlan and Chris Diamantopoulos.
9 p.m. on (3)
Marie-Antoinette
Transforming from a young Dauphine to the Queen of Style and a true fashion icon, Marie Antoinette (Emilia Schule) must learn the rules and secrets of the Court and attempt to recreate Versailles in her image — free, independent and feminist — all the while tending to her King (Louis Cunningham). But her successes will provoke jealousy and rivalry, and her royal enemies will do everything they can to bring her down in the series premiere episode “The Slap.”
EVENING 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30
SUNDAY
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(N)
209 143
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686 415
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242 105
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
›› A Knight’s Tale 247 139
Impractical Jokers
TVLAND Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men (:15) Two and a Half Men Two/Half Men Two/Half Men Seinfeld Seinfeld 304 106 VH1 (4:30) ›› Stomp the Yard Stomp the Yard 2: Homecoming (2010, Drama) Collins Pennie. Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx 335 162
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Jesse Palmer
6 p.m. on FOOD Spring Baking Championship
The 10 remaining bakers reach deep into the darker side of love with challenges dedicated to ill-fated romances. Host Jesse Palmer asks them to create flaky Spring Fling Napoleons and pair up in their first team challenge to create break-up cakes that help judges Kardea Brown, Nancy Fuller, and Duff Goldman get over the one that got away in the new episode “Ill-Fated Romances.”
7:30 p.m. on (10)
Bob Hearts Abishola
Sock it to me! Abishola (Folake Olowofoyeku) must attempt to reconcile a decade-old wound when she’s forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt. And Bob (Billy Gardell) struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source in the new episode “Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!” Gina Yashere, Shola Adewusi, Christine Ebersole, Matt Jones and Barry Shabaka Henley also star.
8 p.m. on FREE
The Watchful Eye
Don’t turn around now but that person looks familiar. Elena’s (Mariel Molino) nanny cover is threatened when someone from her past unexpectedly shows up at The Greybourne in the new episode “The Serpent’s Tooth.” Will they put two and two together and expose her or find a mutually beneficial arrangement? Warren Christie, Amy Acker, Jon-Michael Ecker, Aliyah Royale and Kelly Bishop also star.
9 p.m. on (3)
Independent Lens
When she lost her job as a hotel worker in Las Vegas, Ruby Duncan joined a welfare rights group of mothers who defied the notions of the “welfare queens.” In a rousing fight for guaranteed income, Ruby and other equality activists took on the actual Nevada mob, organizing a massive protest that shut down Caesars Palace in the new episode “Storming Caesars Palace.”
de Guadalupe (N) Soltero con hijas (N) Mi fortuna es amarte (N) Madre (N) Noticias Univision New Mexico
(:35) Noticiero Univision: Edición nocturna Contacto deportivo (N) (Live) 14 14
MNT KASY (17)
Family Feud Family Feud Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Care” A girl in foster care is found murdered.
CW KWBQ (21) Young Sheldon Mary helps Pastor Jeff. Young Sheldon Sheldon audits a college class.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Ridicule” Sexual assault by women.
All American “Make Me Proud” Jordan wonders about his legacy. (N) All American: Homecoming “Stand Up for Something” The Lions face their biggest rival. (N)
News 13 on KASY at 9pm (N)
News 13 on KASY at 9:30pm (N)
Mom Mom Tammy attempts to create boundaries.
(:05) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The team searches for a missing child.
(:05) The Simpsons (:35) Family Guy 50 50
Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Modern Family Mitch confronts Jay.
Modern Family Jay’s friend Shorty visits. 19 19
KRPV (27) Word on the Street Jesus IS Involved In Poli Light of the Southwest Light of the Southwest Wisdom in the Night with The Words of Jesus House Call Dollars & Sense The China Files Creation Magazine Live! 27 LIFE (100) Castle Two women ID a body in a garbage chute. Castle “The Fifth Bullet” An art dealer gets shot in his gallery. (:03) Castle Castle runs into an old flame. (:03) Castle Investigating an Irish mobster’s death. (:01) Castle Two women ID a body in a garbage chute.
BRAVO (104) Below Deck St. David sets off on the final charter. (N) Summer House “Panic at the Disco” (N) Watch What Happens Live Below Deck St. David sets off on the final charter.
“To Love Is to Bury” Sookie
Sam investigate.
USA (187) Chicago Fire Brett and Cruz take Dawson on a date. Chicago Fire Firehouse 51 gets in the holiday spirit. (N) Chicago Fire A friend asks Herrmann for advice. (N)
SYFY (189) John Wick: Chapter 3 ›› X-Men: Apocalypse (2016, Action) James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence. Premiere. Professor X and Raven battle the immortal mutant Apocalypse.
(:45) ››› Minority Report (2002, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton. A cop tries to establish his innocence in a future crime.
TBS (191) The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory American Dad! American Dad! American Dad! American Dad! American Dad! American Dad! American Dad! American Dad!
FX (194) ››› Fight Club (1999, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter. Men vent their rage by beating each other in a secret arena.
A&E (199) The First 48 “Taken” A man and his fiancée are executed. The First 48 A selfless act leads to a man’s murder.
(:01) The First 48 New Orleans shooting probed.
›› S.W.A.T. (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez. A Los Angeles SWAT team must protect a criminal.
(:04) The First 48 Two men are ambushed at gunpoint. (:03) The First 48 A man and his fiancée are executed.
(:03) The First 48 A selfless act leads to a man’s murder.
TLC (215) Darcey & Stacey Florian faces a tough decision. Darcey & Stacey Darcey sends Aniko off to college. (N) Extreme Sisters Hannah moves toward independence. (N) 1000-Lb. Sisters Amy takes up maid of honor duties. Darcey & Stacey Florian faces a tough decision. Darcey & Stacey Darcey sends Aniko off to college.
E! (228) (5:00) ›› Bruce Almighty ›› Bruce Almighty (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. E! News (N) Modern Family Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City 236 114 FREE (233) (5:50) › Grown Ups 2 (2013) Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock. Lenny Feder and his family relocate back to his hometown. The Watchful Eye Elena’s cover is threatened. (N) The 700 Club The Office The Office “The Coup” The Office The Office “Initiation”
ANPL (260) Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier Alaska: The Last Frontier
DISC (263) Street Outlaws: Fastest in America “Small Tires, Big Mouths” Drivers compete on small tires. (N) (:01) Street Outlaws: Red Line “405 vs. Team Woo” Street Outlaws: Fastest in America “Small Tires, Big Mouths” Drivers compete on small tires.
FOOD (270) Spring Baking Championship “Ill-Fated Romances” (N) Spring Baking Championship (N)
HGTV (272) Rock the Block Creating living rooms and entryways. Rock the Block The teams renovate main suites. (N)
HIST (274) History’s Greatest Mysteries History’s Greatest Mysteries “Blackbeard’s Lost Treasure”
Spring Baking Championship (N) Chopped “Tiny But Mighty” The chefs make petite dishes. Spring Baking Championship “Ill-Fated Romances”
(:01) House Hunters (:31) House Hunters (:01) Bahamas Life Bahamas Life Rock the Block The teams renovate main suites.
(:03) History’s Greatest of All Time With Peyton Manning (N) (:05) History’s Greatest Mysteries The most sought-after relic.
(:03) History’s Greatest Mysteries
(:01) House Hunters (:31) House Hunters
(:05) History’s Greatest of All Time With Peyton Manning
DISN (303) (5:00) ›› Cars 2 (2011) Marvel’s Mo Marvel’s Mo Kiff Big City Green Ladybug & Cat Ladybug & Cat Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey 290 173
TOON (318) Craig of Creek Teen Titans Teen Titans Teen Titans Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo King of the Hill King of the Hill King of the Hill Bob’s Burgers Bob’s Burgers American Dad! 297 177
CNN (335) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tonight 202 200
FNC (340) Tucker Carlson Tonight (N) Hannity (N) (Live) The Ingraham Angle (N) (Live) Gutfeld! (N) Fox News at Night (N) (Live) Tucker Carlson Tonight 360 205
AMC (359) ›› The Mummy (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse.
TCM (360) ›››› Sunrise (1927) George O’Brien. A city woman induces a farmer to murder his wife.
(:45) ›› The Mummy Returns (2001, Adventure) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah. Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell.
(:45) ›››› The Last Command (1928) Emil Jannings. Silent. A former Russian general works on a Hollywood movie.
›› The Circus (1928) Charlie Chaplin. Silent. A handyman gets to perform under the big top. ››››
(:45) Kevin Can F... Himself 254 171
Crowd (1928,
Eleanor Boardman.
MONDAY EVENING 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30 FOX KRQE (2) KRQE News 13 (N) KRQE News 13 (N) 9-1-1 (N) (:01) TMZ Investigates: 9/11: The Fifth Plane The untold story of United Flight 23. (N) KRQE News 13 at 9pm (N) KRQE News 13 at 9:30pm (N) Daytime Jeopardy KRQE News 13 at 10:35pm (N) TMZ (N) TMZ Live (N) 16 2 PBS KENW (3) PBS NewsHour (N) Antiques Roadshow “Wags to Riches” A 1965 Charles Schulz Peanuts strip. (N) Antiques Roadshow “Body of Work” Prison-escape head and hand. Independent Lens “Storming Caesars Palace” Activist Ruby Duncan. (N) Texas Parks and Wildlife Antiques Roadshow “Body of Work” Prison-escape head and hand. 3 3 KTFQ (4) (5:58) ¡Siéntese quien pueda! (N) (6:58) Enamorándonos (N) (Live) Desafío: The Box (N) Como dice el dicho Ulises guarda un secreto. (N) ¡Siéntese quien pueda! 41 41 ABC KOAT (7) Action 7 News Live at 6 (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) The Bachelor (N) (:01) The Good Doctor “Second Chances and Past Regrets” (N) Action 7 News Live at 10 (N) (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live! (:37) Nightline (N) 7 7 NBC KOBR (8) Eyewitness News 4 at 6 (N) Eyewitness News 4 at 6:30 (N) The Voice
Blind
5” The coaches
America’s
voice. (N) Quantum
Ben
Eyewitness News 4 at 10 (N) (:34) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (:37) Late Night With Seth Meyers 4 4 CBS KRQE (10) Jeopardy! (N) Wheel
tune “Hawaii” (N) The
NCIS (N) NCIS:
Milius
to Hawai’i. (N) KRQE News 13 at 10 (N) (:35) The Late Show With Stephen Colbert The Late Late Show With James Corden 13 13 UMAS KLUZ (25) La rosa
“The
Auditions, Part
seek
best
Leap “Ben, Interrupted”
lands in a 1950s psych institution. (N)
of For-
Neighborhood (N) Bob Hearts Abishola (N)
Hawai’i “Money Honey”
returns
(:01) Castle
gets
in
252 108
An art dealer
shot
his gallery.
Summer House “Panic at the Disco” Vanderpump Rules Lala and Katie freak out at Raquel. Below Deck Sailing Yacht 237 129 ESPN (133) NCAA Women’s Basketball 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament SportsCenter W/Van Pelt SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) 206 140 ESPN2 (134) 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament NFL Live Around/Horn Interruption 209 143 ESPNU (136) NCAA Women’s Basketball 2023 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament Nine for IX College Softball Arkansas at Alabama. 208 141 BSN (151) Athletes Unlimited Basketball
Athletes Unlimited Basketball Team
vs. Team Gold. Fight Sports: Boxing 686 415 TNT (185) (5:13) ›››› Star Wars:
Fiction)
True
(:19)
Blood Jason finds a
(:35) ››› Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford,
Fisher. 245 138
WWE Monday Night RAW (N Same-day Tape) 242 105
Team Purple vs. Team Blue.
Orange
The Empire Strikes Back (1980, Science
Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher.
Blood
and
True
new calling.
Carrie
244 122
247 139
›› S.W.A.T.
248 136
(2003)
265 118
280 183
311 180
282 184
278 182
231 110
Spring Baking Championship
229 112
269 120
256 132 BET House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ››› Django Unchained
An ex-slave
America’s South. 329 124 CMT Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly Mike & Molly 327 166 MTV Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness 331 160 NICK Big Nate Loud House Loud House Loud House ››› Despicable Me 2 (2013) Voices of Steve Carell. Friends Friends Friends Friends 300 171 PARMT ›› Bad Boys (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Tea Leoni. Two Miami cops attempt to recover stolen police evidence. ›› Bad Boys II (2003, Action) Martin Lawrence, Will Smith, Jordi Mollà. Two detectives battle a drug kingpin in Miami. 241 241 TVLAND Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King King King King King King 304 106 VH1 Basketball Wives (N) All the Queen’s Men (N) Basketball Wives All the Queen’s Men Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. 335 162 12 Roswell Daily Record Friday, March 17, 2023 D = DirecTV S = Dish Network D S
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Best bets
Nature “Born in the Rockies: First Steps” Animals struggle to survive in Rockies.
The Conners “Crumbs and Couch Surfers”
LaVan Davis
7 p.m. on HIST
Pawn Stars
Chum is swinging for the fences when he tries to bring home a signed poster from the movie “The Sandlot.” Then Rick sets his sights on a vintage musket rifle from the 1800s, but can he take a shot at this deal or is he shooting blanks? And a seller tries to pose and flex with a signed autobiography by Arnold Schwarzenegger, but will his offer be terminated? Meanwhile, an old ventriloquist’s dummy makes Corey and Rick’s heads spin. Find out who’s pulling all the strings in the new episode “The Pawnerator.”
8:30 p.m. on COM Digman!
Somewhere, in an alternate animated universe, archeologists are superstars with huge followings and rabid fans. And in this universe, no one is bigger than archeologist Rip Digman (voice of Andy Samberg) who follows his gut but is successful anyway in this series premiere. Guest voices happen to be superstars as well as Jane Lynch, Maya Rudolph and Daniel Radcliffe are just a few to be heard. Melissa Fumero, Mitra Jouhari, Tim Robinson and Tim Meadows also lend their voice talent.
10 p.m. on BET
Tyler Perry’s House of Payne Curtis (LaVan Davis) suspects his food truck was blown up intentionally and he starts investigating the incident. But it could have been just bad gas. And Calvin (Lane Gross) must get to the bottom of Calvin Jr.’s (DeMille Cole-Heard) mischievous deeds in the Season 12 premiere episode “Like New Money.” Cassi Davis, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Larramie Doc Shaw also star.
10:30 p.m. on BET
Tyler Perry’s Assisted Living
We’re in need of some serious affirmations and positive thinking.
Phillip (Alex Henderson) learns about being accountable for one’s actions and putting life’s obstacles in perspective. Then Reginald (Damien Leake) must pick himself up out of his slump and find the strength to believe in love again in the Season 4 premiere episode “Believe.” Other stars include J. Anthony Brown, Na’im Lynn, Tayler Buck, Tamela J. Mann and David Mann.
Abbott Elementary “Fight”
(:32) Not Dead Yet “Pilot”
Secrets of the Dead “Magellan’s Crossing” Ferdinand Magellan. Medical
Frontiers The
(:01) A Million Little Things “Spilled Milk” Regina and Rome face challenges. (N)
Action 7 News Live at 10 (N)
NBC KOBR (8) Eyewitness News 4 at 6 (N) Eyewitness News 4 at 6:30 (N) Chicago Med A man gets trapped in the MRI suite. (N) Chicago Fire “Acting Up” Cruz feels his increased burden. (N) Chicago P.D. “Deadlocked” Voight testifies in a murder trial. (N) Eyewitness News 4 at 10 (N)
CBS KRQE (10) Jeopardy! (N) Wheel of Fortune “Hawaii” (N)
Survivor (N) Lingo “Episode 9” (N) True Lies “Rival Companions” An international catastrophe occurs. (N)
(:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live! (:37) Nightline (N) 7 7
(:34) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (:37) Late Night With Seth Meyers 4 4
KRQE News 13 at 10 (N) (:35) The Late Show With Stephen Colbert The Late Late Show With James Corden 13 13
UMAS KLUZ (25) La rosa de Guadalupe (N) Soltero con hijas (N) Mi fortuna es amarte (N) Madre (N) Noticias Univision New Mexico (:35) Noticiero Univision: Edición nocturna Contacto deportivo (N) (Live) 14 14
MNT KASY (17) Family Feud Family Feud Dateline “The Fugitive Millionaire” A tech millionaire goes on the run.
CW KWBQ (21) Young Sheldon Young Sheldon The Flash “Wednesday Ever After” Joe has a heart-to-heart with Cecile.
Dateline “Good & Evil” A body turns up at a trash facility. News 13 on KASY at 9pm (N)
Gotham Knights “Scene of the Crime” Harvey questions Turner’s innocence.
Mom Adam’s best friend returns.
News 13 on KASY at 9:30pm (N)
Mom Bonnie and Adam’s romantic dinner.
(:05) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A missing high school football star. (:05) The Simpsons (:35) Family Guy “Stewie Kills Lois” 50 50
Two and a Half Men “Go Get Mommy’s Bra”
Two and a Half Men “A Jock Strap in Hell”
Modern Family “Ten Years Later” Modern Family “Brushes With Celebrity” 19 19
KRPV (27) Update News On Wings of Truth Light of the Southwest Light of the Southwest Update News The Words of Jesus Dr. Marvin Wilson Issues4Life Update News Jesus IS Involved In Poli 27
LIFE (100) Married at First Sight “Getting to the Crust” One bride worries about her marriage. (N)
Vanderpump
Gaslighting”
Married at First Sight “Getting to
the
(Live)
(N) (Live)
Brad Cesmat’s Voices-Valley Suns Live! Pre NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) (Live)
(185) NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at Colorado Avalanche. From Ball Arena in Denver. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) NHL Hockey Arizona Coyotes at Edmonton Oilers. From Rogers Place in Edmonton, Alberta. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live)
Special Victims Unit “Alta
TNT Postgame (N)
244 122
247 139
FX (194) (5:30) ››› Thor (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman. Cast out of Asgard, the Norse god lands on Earth.
››› The Avengers (2012, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo. Superheroes join forces to save the world from an unexpected enemy.
A&E (199) The First 48 A high school graduate is gunned down. The First 48 Miami shooting; fatal stabbing. (:01) The First 48 A reformed man is gunned down.
TLC (215) My 600-Lb. Life “Patrick’s Journey” Patrick’s weight affects his daughter. (N)
1000-Lb. Sisters Amy takes up maid of honor duties.
(:04) The First 48 A man is found executed in the street.
Snowfall “Concrete Jungle” Kane seeks revenge. (N) 248 136
(:03) The First 48 A high school graduate is gunned down. (:03) The First 48 Miami shooting; fatal stabbing. 265 118
1000-Lb. Sisters “Apple of My Eye” It’s Tammy’s wedding day. My 600-Lb. Life “Patrick’s Journey” Patrick’s weight affects his daughter. 280 183
E! (228) Other Guys ›› Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) Will Ferrell. E! News (N) ››› The Other Guys (2010, Comedy) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes. 236 114 FREE (233) The Office The Office (Part 1 of 2) The Office (Part 2 of 2) The Office “New Leads” The Office “Happy Hour” The Office The 700 Club The Office The Office The Office “The Return” The Office “Ben Franklin” 311 180
ANPL (260) River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters 282 184
DISC (263) Moonshiners Cecil Love’s moonshine recipe. (N) (:01) Moonshiners Searching for a legendary ingredient. (N) (:02) Moonshiners: Double Shot Southern pecan liquor. (N) (:02) Moonshiners: Master Distiller “Pot-Still Vodka” Moonshiners Cecil Love’s moonshine recipe. (:01) Moonshiners Searching for a legendary ingredient. 278 182
Guy’s Grocery Games Former baseball players team up.
Guy’s
The Nate & Jeremiah Home Project “Story of Sacrifice” (N)
HIST (274) Pawn Stars “Battle-Pawn” Rick prepares for battle. Pawn Stars Rick sets his sights on a musket rifle. (N)
(:03) Pawn Stars Collection of Jurassic Park toys.
(:05) Pawn Stars A Rock n Roll High School poster.
(:03) Pawn Stars Rick sets his sights on a musket rifle.
(:01) House Hunters (:31) House Hunters 229 112
(:05) Pawn Stars Collection of Jurassic Park toys. 269 120
DISN (303) Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) Hamster & Kiff Hamster & Ladybug & Cat Ladybug & Cat Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey 290 173
TOON (318) Craig of Creek Teen Titans NBA All Star Teen Titans Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo King of the Hill King of the Hill King of the Hill Bob’s Burgers Bob’s Burgers American Dad! 297 177
CNN (335) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tonight 202 200
FNC (340) Tucker Carlson Tonight (N) Hannity (N) (Live) The Ingraham Angle (N) (Live) Gutfeld! (N) Fox News at Night (N) (Live) Tucker Carlson Tonight 360 205
AMC (359) ›››› Goodfellas (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia.
TCM (360) ››› Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941, Fantasy) Robert Montgomery, Claude Rains.
›››› The Godfather (1972, Crime Drama) Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan. A mafia patriarch tries to hold his empire together. 254 171
256 132
BET (4:00) ›› Sleepless (2017) Jamie Foxx, Michelle Monaghan. House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne The Neighborhood The Neighborhood
House of Payne Tyler
WEDNESDAY EVENING 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30 FOX KRQE (2) KRQE News 13 KRQE News 13 (N) The Masked Singer (N) (:01) Farmer Wants a Wife (N) KRQE News 13 at 9pm (N) KRQE News 13 at 9:30pm (N) Daytime Jeopardy KRQE News 13 at 10:35pm (N) TMZ (N) TMZ Live (N) 16 2 PBS KENW (3) PBS NewsHour
(N)
bionic
This Old House Amanpour and Company (N) 3 3 KTFQ (4) (5:58) ¡Siéntese quien pueda! (N)
Enamorándonos
Desafío:
dicho
es
NOVA “Ancient Maya Metropolis” Why the ancient Maya abandoned cities. (N) ¡Siéntese quien pueda! 41 41
humanoid.
(6:58)
(N) (Live)
The Box (N) Como dice el
Gustavo
detenido por drogas.
ABC KOAT (7) Action 7 News Live at 6 (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) The Conners Darlene looks for a job.
One bride worries
marriage. 252 108
Vanderpump Rules “Galaxy
Summer House “Panic at the Disco” The Real Housewives of New Jersey “Shots and Shade” SWV & Xscape 237 129 ESPN (133) (5:30) NBA Basketball
SportsCenter W/Van Pelt SportsCenter 206 140 ESPN2 (134) NIT Basketball Tournament
SportsCenter
SportsCenter NFL Live Interruption 209 143 ESPNU (136) Women’s
Southern Hoops 2023 CBI Basketball Tournament Final: Teams TBA. 208 141 BSN (151) Coyotes
Post Game Post Game Brad Cesmat’s 686 415 TNT
NHL on
›› The Replacements 245 138
Law & Order:
Kockers” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Part 33” 242 105
(:03) Married at First Sight UK “Season 7, Episode 4” (:03) Married at First Sight (:01)
Crust”
about her
BRAVO (104)
Rules Bonus footage and extended scenes. (N) Vanderpump Rules James feels that his friends are choosing Raquel over him. (N)
Golden State Warriors at Dallas Mavericks. NBA Basketball Phoenix Suns at Los Angeles Lakers. (N)
2023 NIT Basketball Tournament Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
College
Lacrosse Stony Brook at Syracuse. (N) (Live) Southern Hoops
USA
(187) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Remember Me” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Remember Me Too” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Hell’s Kitchen” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mea Culpa”
SYFY (189) (5:30) ›› Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Liam Hemsworth. Humans use extraterrestrial technology to battle aliens. The Ark A new figure enters the equation. (N) The Twilight Zone Mrs. Warren wants an enigmatic device. (N)
›› Assassin’s Creed (2016) Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard. A descendant of a secret society battles the Templar Order.
TBS (191) All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite (N) (Live) Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Young Sheldon
Guy’s Grocery
“All-Stars ABC” Guy’s Grocery Games Former baseball players team up. 231 110
FOOD (270) Guy’s Grocery Games Burger masters compete. Guy’s Grocery Games “All-Stars ABC” (N)
Grocery Games Cooking from frozen foods section.
Games
(:01) House Hunters (:31) House Hunters (:01) Caribbean Life Caribbean Life
HGTV (272) Property Brothers: Forever Home “Outdated Overhaul” (N)
The Nate & Jeremiah Home Project “Story of Sacrifice”
Perry’s Assisted Living The Ms. Pat Show I Love Us 329 124 CMT Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom 327 166 MTV Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness 331 160 NICK Big Nate Loud House Loud House Loud House ›› The Addams Family (2019) Voices of Oscar Isaac. Friends Friends Friends Friends 300 171 PARMT ›› S.W.A.T. (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Michelle Rodriguez. A Los Angeles SWAT team must protect a criminal. To Be Announced ›› Major League (1989) 241 241 TVLAND Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King King King King King King 304 106 VH1 (5:00) ›› Fist Fight (2017) Charlie Day. › How High (2001, Comedy) Method Man, Redman, Obba Babatunde. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. 335 162 14 Roswell Daily Record Friday, March 17, 2023 D = DirecTV S = Dish Network D S
(:45) ››› The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947, Fantasy) Gene Tierney. A lonely widow falls in love with a sea captain’s ghost. (:45) ›››› Lost Horizon (1937, Adventure) Ronald Colman, Jane Wyatt, Sam Jaffe. After a plane crash, a diplomat discovers a Tibetan utopia.
Best bets
PBS KENW (3) PBS NewsHour (N) Frontline “Weinstein” Accusations against Harvey Weinstein. Song of the Mountains Danny Paisley & the Southern Grass. Sportslook The New Red Green Show Songs at the Center Bands of Enchantment
KTFQ (4) (5:58) ¡Siéntese quien pueda! (N) (6:58) Enamorándonos (N) (Live) Desafío: The Box (N) Como dice el dicho Federico le pide ayuda a su hermana. (N)
ABC KOAT (7) Action 7 News Live at 6 (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) Station 19 “Could I Leave You?” Diane drops by the station. (N) Grey’s Anatomy “Training Day” Addison makes a special appearance. (N)
NBC KOBR (8) Eyewitness News 4 at 6 (N) Eyewitness News 4 at 6:30 (N)
(:01) Alaska Daily “Truth Is a Slow Bullet” Bob steps out of his comfort zone. (N)
Action 7 News Live at 10 (N)
Law & Order “Deadline” A celebrated journalist is murdered. (N) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A dating app leads a woman to terror. (N) Law & Order: Organized Crime “Chinatown” A culprit attempts assassination. (N) Eyewitness News 4 at 10 (N)
CBS KRQE (10) (5:00) 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live)
2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) KRQE News 13 at 10 (N)
UMAS KLUZ (25) La rosa de Guadalupe (N) Soltero con hijas (N) Mi fortuna es amarte (N) Madre (N) Noticias Univision New Mexico
MNT KASY (17) Family Feud Family Feud Dateline “Unraveled” A detective tries to find a link. Chicago P.D. “Burden of Truth” Intelligence looks for a drug dealer.
CW KWBQ (21) Young Sheldon Young Sheldon Walker “False Flag (Part One)” The Walkers plan for the medal ceremony. (N)
Superman & Lois “Uncontrollable Forces” Lana receives a panicked phone call.
(:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live! (:37) Nightline (N)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (:37) Late Night With Seth Meyers
(:35) The Late Show With Stephen Colbert The Late Late Show With James Corden
(:35) Noticiero Univision: Edición nocturna Contacto deportivo (N) (Live)
13 13
14 14
News 13 on KASY at 9pm (N)
News 13 on KASY at 9:30pm (N) (:05) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Rollins’ addiction gets her in trouble. (:05) The Simpsons (:35) Family Guy “Lois Kills Stewie” 50 50
Mom Jill’s house is broken into. Mom Jill faces off with a worthy opponent.
Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Modern Family “Tough Love” Modern Family Claire’s She Shed is denied. 19 19
KRPV (27) Way of the Master Counter Culture Mom Light of the Southwest Light of the Southwest Gary Chapman Turbulent truth The Words of Jesus Hidden in the Hebrew Foundations of Freedom Being Your Best Behind the Veil 27
LIFE (100) Married at First Sight “Couples
Couch: Getting to the Crust” (N) Married at First Sight UK “Season 7, Episode 5” (N)
(:03) Married at First Sight (:03) Married at First Sight UK “Season 7, Episode 5”
(:01) Married at First Sight
(:01) Married at First Sight UK “Season 7, Episode 5” 252 108
BRAVO (104) Top Chef The chefs make rice for 100 guests. Top Chef The chefs must re-create a pub dish. (N) Watch What Happens Live (:45) ›››› The Shawshank Redemption (1994, Drama) Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman, Bob Gunton. An innocent man goes to a Maine penitentiary for life in 1947.
(:45) Top Chef 237
ESPN (133) NHL Hockey: Wild at Flyers NHL Hockey Pittsburgh Penguins at Dallas Stars. (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter W/Van Pelt SportsCenter (N) (Live)
ESPN2 (134) Bad Beats PFL 2023
UFC 268: Usman vs. Covington 2 From Nov. 6, 2021. Player 54: XFL Player 54: XFL
ESPNU (136) SEC Inside College Hockey NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinals: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 30 for 30
BSN (151) Focused Breaking Par Brad Cesmat’s Pre-Game MLB Preseason Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks.
TNT (185) ››› Beauty and the Beast (2017, Children’s) Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans. A young woman discovers the kind heart and soul of a beast.
USA (187) (4:35)
››› John Wick: Chapter 3 -- Parabellum (2019) Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry.
SYFY (189) (5:00) ›› Trolls World Tour (2020) Premiere.
(:45) ››› Beauty and the Beast (2017, Children’s) Emma Watson, Dan Stevens, Luke Evans. A young woman discovers the kind heart and soul of a beast.
››› John Wick (2014, Action) Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist. An ex-assassin hunts down the gangsters who ruined his life.
› Dolittle (2020) Robert Downey Jr. Live action/animated. Dr. Dolittle and his exotic animals sail to a mythical isle.
››› John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017, Action) Keanu Reeves, Common, Laurence Fishburne. Legendary hit man John Wick takes on deadly killers in Rome. 242 105
(:14) ›› Warcraft (2016, Fantasy) Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster. A king, a warrior and a wizard battle hulking orc invaders.
(:44) Zombie Tidal Wave 244 122
TBS (191) NCAA Men’s Basketball (:45) 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Regional Semifinal: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside March Madness (N) (Live) American Dad! ›› The Fast and the Furious (2001, Action) Vin Diesel. 247 139
FX (194) ››› The Avengers (2012, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo. Superheroes join forces to save the world from an unexpected enemy.
›› Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007, Science Fiction) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans.
A&E (199) The First 48 In Oklahoma, a woman is found dumped. The First 48 (:01) City Confidential Police solve a heartbreaking mystery. (:04) The First 48 A man is shot in front of his family. (:03) The First 48 In Oklahoma, a woman is found dumped.
››› Logan (2017, Action) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart. 248 136
(:03) The First 48 265 118
TLC (215) My 600-Lb. Life “Supersized: Chris P’s Journey” Chris turns to his mother. (N) My 600-Lb. Life “Doug’s Story” Sneaking food is Doug’s last vice. My 600-Lb. Life “Supersized: Chris P’s Journey” Chris turns to his mother. 280 183
E! (228) (5:30) ›› X-Men: Apocalypse (2016, Action) James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender. Premiere. E! News (N) Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City 236 114
FREE (233) The Office “The Chump” The Office “Nepotism” The Office “Nepotism” The Office “Counseling” Good Trouble Luca digs into his past. (N) The 700 Club The Office The Office The Office “Cocktails” The Office 311 180
ANPL (260) Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Insane Pools: Off the Deep End 282 184
DISC (263) BattleBots “Violent Night” Cobalt and Minotaur violently collide. (:01) BattleBots “Mirror, Mirror” Huge and Quantum are undefeated. BattleBots “You Want a Pizza Me?” End Game and HyperShock. 278 182
FOOD (270) Restaurant: Impossible Robert must help a man reduce stress. Beat Bobby Flay (N) Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay Beat Bobby Flay 231 110
HGTV (272) The Flipping El Moussas “Our First Flip” Married to Real Estate (N) (:01) House Hunters (N) House Hunters International (:01) Mexico Life Mexico Life Married to Real Estate (:01) House Hunters House Hunters International 229 112
HIST (274) Swamp People “Gator Lightning” A storm is headed for the swamp. (N)
(:35) Swamp People: Serpent Invasion “Judas Snake” (N) (:35) Swamp People “Hungry, Hungry Gators” Daniel chases infertile bull gators. (:03) Swamp People “Gator Lightning” A storm is headed for the swamp. Swamp People: Serpent 269 120
DISN (303) Big City Green Marvel’s Mo Raven’s Home Raven’s Home Big City Green Hamster & Ladybug & Cat Ladybug & Cat Bluey Bluey Bluey Bluey 290 173
TOON (318) Craig of Creek Teen Titans Teen Titans Go! Scooby-Doo Scooby-Doo King of the Hill King of the Hill King of the Hill Bob’s Burgers Bob’s Burgers American Dad! 297 177
CNN (335) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) CNN Tonight (N) (Live) Anderson Cooper 360 CNN Tonight 202 200
FNC (340) Tucker Carlson Tonight (N) Hannity (N) (Live) The Ingraham Angle (N) (Live) Gutfeld! (N) Fox News at Night (N) (Live) Tucker Carlson Tonight 360 205
AMC (359) ››› The Fugitive (1993, Action) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Sela Ward. An innocent man must evade the law as he pursues a killer.
››› Clear and Present Danger (1994, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Willem Dafoe, Anne Archer. CIA chief combats Colombian drug cartels. 254 171
TCM (360) ›››› The Yearling (1946, Children’s) Gregory Peck, Jane Wyman. A lonely boy becomes attached to an orphaned fawn. (:15) ››› Splendor in the Grass (1961, Drama) Natalie Wood, Warren Beatty. Parents drive two high-school lovers tragically apart in 1920s Kansas.
›››› The 400 Blows (1959, Crime Drama) JeanPierre Léaud, Claire Maurier, Albert Remy. 256 132
BET House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne House of Payne ›› Life (2017) Jake Gyllenhaal, Rebecca Ferguson. Astronauts discover a rapidly evolving life-form from Mars. 329 124
CMT Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Last-Standing Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom 327 166
MTV Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Ex on the Beach Couples (N) Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness Ridiculousness 331 160
NICK SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Young Dylan That-Lay Lay SpongeBob SpongeBob Friends Friends Friends Friends 300 171
PARMT
›› Major League (1989, Comedy) Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen. A ragtag team tries to turn its poor performance around.
››› Wedding Crashers (2005, Comedy) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken. Partygoers spend a wild weekend with a politician’s family. Movie 241 241
TVLAND Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King King King King King King 304 106
VH1 Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wild ’n Out Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. Wayans Bros. 335 162 Friday, March 17, 2023 Roswell Daily Record
Jason George 5 p.m. on (10) 2023 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament
It’s down to the “Sweet 16” in the NCAA Men’s Tournament as the race for the championship comes into sharper focus with the Regional Semifinals. CBS and TBS will provide 17 hours of coverage of the eight games taking place in New York, Las Vegas, Kansas City and Louisville, Ky., today and tomorrow, which will determine the teams doing battle in the “Elite Eight” starting Saturday.
7 p.m. on (7) Station 19
Things get out of hand and the team is forced to make a risky call that could cost them dearly after Tomás’ barbershop catches fire. Diane (Tracie Thoms) drops by the station and is called back into action alongside Vic (Barrett Doss) and Carina (Stefania Spampinato). And Beckett (Josh Randall) makes a decision about his future in the new episode “Could I Leave You?” Jaina Lee Ortiz, Jason George and Grey Damon also star.
8 p.m. on FREE Good Trouble
Callie (Maia Mitchell) returns to the Coterie to support Mariana (Cierra Ramirez) during a challenging time while Gael (Tommy Martinez) desperately searches for Isabella (Priscilla Quintana) and his baby in an effort to get them back. Then, when a member of the Coterie anonymously submits a complaint, Alice (Sherry Cola) tracks down the secret critic. Luca (BooBoo Stewart) digs into his past in the new episode “It Was Not Your Fault But Mine.”
8:01 p.m. on A&E City Confidential
In the Season 8 premiere episode “Boston’s Little Girl Lost,” an infant’s body washes up on the shores of Deer Island, Mass. Residents rally to find out who she is and what happened to her. Their unprecedented solidarity gets nationwide attention, helping police solve a heartbreaking mystery. The series tells the story of one crime and its ensuing investigation that engulfs a community. Mike Colter narrates.
THURSDAY EVENING 6 pm 6:30 7 pm 7:30 8 pm 8:30 9 pm 9:30 10 pm 10:30 11 pm 11:30 FOX KRQE (2) KRQE News 13 at 6:00 KRQE News 13 Next Level Chef (N) Animal Control (N) (:31) Call Me Kat (N) KRQE News 13 at 9pm (N) KRQE News
9:30pm
Daytime Jeopardy KRQE News 13 at 10:35pm (N) TMZ (N) TMZ Live (N) 16 2
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La
Amanpour and Company (N) 3 3
“Y
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¡Siéntese quien pueda! 41 41
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206 140
Around/Horn Interruption 209 143
College Hockey 208 141
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“The Great American Joke Off” (The CW — series premiere, March 31)
This new series will leave you laughing as it celebrates gags, wisecracks, one-liners and the simple art of telling a great joke. Teams tell as many quick jokes as possible on various categories, mashing different subjects together to create ridiculous puns, coming up with hilarious set-ups to different punchlines, and even using the texts on an audience member’s phone as a springboard for jokes over the course of rounds. Host Dulce Sloan decides which team has won each round based on who she thinks has been the funniest.
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