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It was long, but rewarding and couldn’t have ended better, so on behalf of the PhilADthropy Committee and AdGroup, we would like to thank all of our participating non-profit organizations, sponsors, team leaders, and of course, our student volunteers for another incredible event.

From welcoming our creative talents, to satisfying our late-night cravings; guiding us through the midnight crash, to sacrificing a night out, you helped us prove that good things can happen after 2am. Our 5th Annual PhilADthropy was a huge success, and

WE COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU! NON-PROFIT PARTICIPANTS INCLUDED: Family Promise/Houses for Change, Radio Lollipop, CFECF – Fiscal sponsor of Colin’s Dream Park, The Simon Cancer Foundation, Zoological Society of Florida, Mujer, Inc., Awesome Foundation MIAMI, Voices for Children, Farm Share, Inc., Switchboard of Miami, Alliance for Musical Arts Prods., Inc., Disability Independence Group, Inc., Marjory Stoneman DouglasBiscayne Nature Center, Inc. Children’s Brain Trust, Boys & Girls Clubs of Broward County, New Horizons Community Mental Health Center.

SPONSOR PARTICIPANTS INCLUDED: CHARTER SPONSOR

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WHAT’S INSIDE THE GUIDE

FASHION

By Erin Fischer

By Emily Eidelman

By Katya Bachorz

5 Cheap Eats

7 The Sweet Sound of Free

8 The 20 and Under Club

IN THE LOOP

11 The 20 Things You Need to Know About Now 12 Catching Z’s: How to Conquer Your Sleep Cycle

By Cindy Ferreiro

By Mark Poulose

13 Technology on the Rise 14 Land Your Dream

Internship

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34 Young and Restless

By Allison Baer and Gabrielle Mottaz

41 Green is the New Black

By Vivian Barga

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44 2008 to Now: An

Appreciation of Progress

By Michael Valentino

50 To Blow or Not to Blow

By Rachel Kliger

56 All in the Family

By Morgan Golumbuk

END NOTES

61 What Do You Think the Sculptures on Campus Look Like?

15 Tips to Get You Through

Applying

By Taylor Duckett

16 Housing for Dummies

By Jacob Rubin

17 Riding the Struggle Train

By KC Pietro

By Cindy Ferreiro

By Taylor Duckett

By Marchesa Bergman

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18 A Different Kind of Break 19 March Music Madness 20 One Last Bucket List

SPORTS

22 Taking Over the BUC

By Nicole Saunders 23 CrossFit in the Cross Hairs

By Nicole Saunders

By Kristen Spillane

By Patrick Riley

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THROUGH THE LENS 28 Being 20 in the

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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DISTRACTION MOMENT? Editor-in-Chief _Ivana Cruz Executive Editor_Raquel Zaldivar “Breathing Managing Editor_Alexandra Solano the same Art Director_Megan McCrink air as ZZ Photo Editors_Karli Evans & Rori Kotch Ward.”

Assistant Art Director_Kacie Nelson Assistant Photo Editor_Melissa Mallin Assistant Copy Chief_Alexa Pappas The Guide & End Notes Editor_Alexis Williams “Surprising the SAC In The Loop Editor _Trevor Maxim security with Sports Editor_Patrick Riley some of my Assistant Sports Editor_Kristen Spillane best friends.”

Fashion Editor_Gabrielle Mottaz Assistant Fashion Editor_ Allison Baer The Main Event Editor_Rachel Kliger Public Relations Manager_Andrea O’Neal Assistant PR Manager_Marika Abe and Brandon Carusillo Social Media Editor_Yael Herman “That time Ashley Business Manager_Vanessa Le Brozic dropped Assistant Business Manager_Alexandra Hurtado her birthday cake Faculty Advisor_Randy Stano on the floor in the DISTRACTIONMAGAZINE.COM old office.”

Editorial Coordinator_Raquel Zaldivar Online Managing Editor_Devika Boodhoo Web Master_Matt Ross Music Blog Editor_Hyan De Freitas Fashion Blog Editor_Alyssa Jacobson Photo Blog Editor_Melissa Mallin Student Life & Culture Blog Editor_Shivani Aluru Features Blog Editor_Taylor Duckett

Katya Bachorz, Writer Zach Beeker, Photographer Robert Bennett, Writer Marchesa Bergman, Writer Vivian Braga, Writer Molly Cohen, Designer Emily Eidelman, Writer Mariana Espindola, Photographer Claudia Fernandes, Illustrator Audrey Fernandez, Designer Maggie Fragel, Photographer Cindy Ferreiro, Writer

WE LIKE YOU

CONTRIBUTORS Erin Fischer, Writer Shai Fox, Photographer Sarbani Ghosh, Illustrator Morgan Golumbuk, Writer Layla Haidrani, Writer Tori Koslow, Photographer Clarisse Lopez, Photographer Kayla Lott, Writer Ashley McBride, Photographer Erin Meagher, Designer Quitong Meng, Photographer Gianni Moskofides, Designer

KC Pietro, Writer Stephen Plein, Photographer Mark Poulose, Writer Kevin Ramseur, Writer Jacob Rubin, Writer Nicole Saunders, Writer Briana Scott, Photographer Kristi Townsend, Photographer Ariana Tsuchiya, Photographer Michael Valentino, Writer Renee Vasselinovitch, Photographer

When it comes to contributors, we’re not picky. Whether you’ve found your niche in a bio book, you’re notorious for doing “nothing” at the comm or business school, or you’re halfway into your college career and still wave that “undeclared major” flag, we want to hear what you have to say. Distraction is written for students, by students, and covers the full spectrum of student life here at The U. If you want to get involved or have any questions, e-mail our editor-in-chief, Ivana Cruz, at i.cruz3@miami.edu.

The magazine is produced four times per year, twice a semester. City Graphics and NU-PRESS Miami printed 6,500 copies of the magazine on 8.5 x 11 inch, 60-pound coated text paper 4/4. The entire magazine is printed four-color and saddle stitch bound. Most text is nine-point Minion Pro with 1.8 points of leading set ragged with a combination of bold, medium and italic. All pages were designed using Adobe Creative Suite 6 software InDesign with photographs and artwork handled in PhotoShop and Illustrator. For additional information please visit distractionmagazine. com. Questions and comments can be mailed to 1330 Miller Drive, Student Media Suite 200, Coral Gables, FL, 33146, dropped into SAC Student Media Suite Suite 200 or emailed to i.cruz3@miami.edu. All articles, photographs and illustrations are copyrighted by the University of Miami.

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I have always heard that your 20s are the best years of your life.

You are young enough to make mistakes but old enough to not make foolish ones (at least not most of the time). We were flipping through old issues when we realized that this would be our 20th issue, and we knew right away we had to make it our biggest one yet.

Those who know me well know the passion I have for Distraction. It’s almost hard to explain and few thoroughly understand it.

In the almost four years I have been on staff, I have seen Distraction grow from a semesterly publication to a bi-semesterly one, from a staff of 18 to one of 32; from a website that would only publish the stories from the print edition to an award-winning one that puts out new and extraordinary content daily; from being a publication that won awards here and there to one that has been acknowledged by every collegiate association nation-wide. And I have grown with it.

All past and current editors that have poured their love of magazines and journalism into the pages of Distraction should be proud of how far it has gotten. They should also be excited because it still has so much more to grow and improve.

To celebrate the 20th issue, we turned the In the Loop section into the “20 Things to Know About Now” (page 11), which surveys current topics all 20-something year olds should be aware of. We took a look at how the school has evolved since the birth of Distraction six years ago in 2008 with “2008 to Now: An Appreciation of Progress” (page 44) by Michael Valentino. We brought back Through the Lens, a section dedicated to student photography, that made its last appearance in the April 2012 issue.

And much more.

So raise your issue and celebrate with us being in your 20s. It is supposed to be the best time of our lives anyway, right?

Sincerely,

Ivana Cruz

THE COVER: THE 20th ISSUE

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A cover that illustrates and celebrates the last 20 issues of Distraction could not be done with a singular image. For that reason, we commissioned an illustration from Sarbani Ghosh (who has created award winning cover illustrations in the past) that would include images from stories and topics

Distraction has covered in the last six years. These include topics that range from politics, cycling, music, fashion, nightlife and much more.

Watch the behind the scenes video on www.distractionmagazine.com

THE DESIGN: Our 20th Issue

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TWENTY issues later, Distraction magazine has come a long way from its first issue in 2008.

Publix vanilla cake was the best choice when it came to celebrating the anniversary issue. after Three cover shoots the 20th birthday cake was the winning idea.

THE ELEMENTS

Executive editor Raquel zaldivar carefully placed sprinkles on the cake before shooting the photos.

EDITOR IN CHIEF iVANA CRUZ STYLIZES the BIRTHDAY CAKE TO GIVE IT SOME DISTRACTION FLARE.

editors ivana cruz and raquel zaldivar blow out the candles on the issue before sending it to print.

COMMENTS to Distraction “The Jersey Chasers article was the first time I had ever heard someone’s first hand point of view. It showed them [jersey chasers] in a new light and I liked hearing what they had to say. It was pretty shocking.”

- Kelly Flanigan, Sophomore “Distraction covered the big sports: football, basketball, etc but you

also hit the lesser-known ones and that was awesome. Who knew there was a Parkour team on campus?”

- Brooke Kaplan,

Sophomore “Your theme...thank you! Sports are such a big part of student life, I’m glad they got recognition.”

- Lauren Zimmerman,

Junior

“Seeing how much the football players eat was mind blowing. ” - Keenan Ade,

Junior Have an opinion about this issue? Email it to feedback. distraction@ gmail.com

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DISTRACTION: A look at our favorite issues

STUDENT TRAVEL ISSUE. SPRING 2008.

THE POLITICAL ISSUE. FALL 2008.

MIAMI VICE. SPRING 2009.

THE COMPETITION ISSUE. FALL 2010.

THE EXTRA ISSUE. SUMMER 2011.

THE MEN’S ISSUE. October 2011.

THE FOOD ISSUE. February 2012.

OUR LAST ISSUE EVER. DECEMBER 2012.

THE MUSIC ISSUE. March 2013.

LOCALS ONLY. OCTOBER 2013.

IN MEMORIAM: Mupi

It’s not every day that one comes across a person who is as caring, as dedicated and as giving as Mupi was. He was more than just a help desk technician in the School of Communication, he was a friend of the Distraction family and an integral help to not only the students who founded the magazine, but also the staffs who worked on Distraction every year. There aren’t many people who would sit with us for hours whenever we had a computer problem or come to the rescue whenever we needed any kind of help during our long deadlines. Mupi did all of that and more. Our hearts go out to his family and friends. Mupi will forever be a member of the Distraction family. Rest in peace.

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We may go to UM, but that doesn’t mean we can always shell out big bucks for a good meal. When fast food just isn’t cutting it, here are the best places to eat for under $20.

SERGIO’S

La Flaca™ Grilled Chicken Flatbread, SERGIO’S

If you’re looking for a little taste of Cuba, give Sergio’s a try. Sergio’s sources its ingredients straight out of Miami to help promote a strong, productive community and transforms them into delicious, healthy Cuban meals. Traditional favorites at Sergio’s include baked empanadas, roast pork and maduros (sweet fried plantains). If you’re looking to experience classic Cuban cuisine but do not want to eat out, Sergio’s also provides fast delivery service straight to campus. 3252 SW 22nd Street, 305-529-0047; sergios.com The 20th Issue

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Seared Tuna, SCULLY’S

Jerk Chicken, JAMAICA KITCHEN

Chicken & Yellow Rice, VERSAILLES

JAMAICA KITCHEN

SCULLY’S TAVERN

Jamaica Kitchen, run by a Chinese/Jamaican husband and wife team, is just as focused on its food as it is on staying close to the community. Serving up Jamaican favorites like jerk chicken, the food is as appealing as the friendly atmosphere inside. If you’re feeling adventurous, give goat a try – it’s leaner than chicken, much less gamey than most people think and is especially delicious when cooked the Jamaican way. 8376 SW 72nd Street, 305-596-2585; jamaicakitchen.com

Scully’s Tavern steps back from Miami’s diversity and Latin influence and reacquaints its dinners with traditional American favorites.

Featured on Food Network’s “Diners, DriveIns, and Dives,” Scully’s Tavern is known for its variety of wings (like garlic-parmesan), thick burgers and deli sandwiches. Located close to campus and reasonably priced, Scully’s Tavern is sure to satisfy even the pickiest of appetites with its extensive and delicious menu. 9809 SW 72nd Street,305-271-7404; scullystavern.com

VERSAILLES

STIR MOON

Loved by Miami natives and newcomers alike, Versailles Cuban Restaurant is real-deal Cuban food with a menu full of classics that never disappoints. “The Criollo,” a sampler dish, includes ropa vieja (a classic dish of shredded, seasoned beef), croquetas de jamón and tamales that you just won’t be able to get enough of. 3555 8th Street, 310-841-2680; versaillescuban.com

Jack Punma moved to Coral Gables from Thailand to bring us Stir Moon, another delicious way to customize your food. Stir Moon visitors have the option to either “create a stir” with proteins, veggies and noodles or rice, or they can enjoy a number of other traditional Asian specialties, such as sushi, Chinese and Thai entrees. Put that takeout menu down and enjoy the passion and tradition of Stir Moon. 1100 S. Dixie Highway, 305-663-5881; stirmoon.com

HAVANA HARRY’S

Already popular with UM students, Havana Harry’s offers another chance to experience affordable Cuban cuisine. Their menu includes chicken, pork, beef and seafood. But the real star of this show is the dessert – Miami New Times deemed it the best flan of 2009!

9525 N Kendall Drive, 305-595-1116; havanaharrys.net

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JOHN MARTIN’S John Martin’s Irish Pub and Restaurant takes Coral Gables across the pond with its traditional Irish fare. Serving classics like

Grilled Salmon, HAVANA HARRY’S fish and chips, beef and Guiness stew and shepherd’s pie, this pub makes all of its guests feel at home with its hearty meals. John Martin’s enhances its delicious cuisine with live music and comedy nights – with this restaurant, the Gables scored its own luck of the Irish! 253 Miracle Mile, 305-445-3777; johnmartins.com

GET YOUR DRINK ON:

THE 3 BEST DRINK SPECIALS CRAVE Crave hosts happy hour from 3-7 p.m. Monday through Friday. With both food and drinks starting at a mere four dollars, guests can enjoy without breaking their budgets.

BULLA GASTROBAR Right on Miracle Mile, Bulla Gastrobar will have you feeling like you’re living the high life, delicious Latin tapas and a different happy hour every day of the week.

BLACKBIRD ORDINARY Blackbird Ordinary’s happy hour is anything but ordinary – every concoction is both fresh, delicious and made with Blackbird’s own home grown fruits and herbs.

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THE SWEET SOUND OF FREE words_emily eidelman. illustration_claudia fernandes. design_megan mccrink.

ICE T C A PR AFE S IC M US

Joining any one of these popular music sites is a great way to download music for free. Create a member’s page or share your email to find free music.

Becoming a fan on an artist’s Facebook page is another great way to download new tracks. Many artists will trade a “like” on their page for a free track. Music purchasing sites like Amazon, which has over 55,000 free tracks, and iTunes, which has its own “Free on iTunes” section, are available, too. All of these options are free, safe and

SOUNDCLOUD Both well-known and up-and-coming artists use SoundCloud to upload music that can be searchable via genre, artist or popularity. The “explore” tab organizes music according to what’s trending nearby. Groups dedicated to different types of music help users share and discover songs. All tracks are available for unlimited streaming and millions can be downloaded for free.

8TRACKS 8Tracks is shared music generated by its users, not a computer. Users can make playlists for free, with the only requirement being a minimum of eight tracks on the playlist. To find new music, users can click on their favorite genre, followed by more specific areas, and the site will come up with playlists that contain tons of new music to be discovered. 8Tracks is a great way to find new music (and awesome playlists) for free.

FREE MUSIC ARCHIVE (FMA) WFMU, a radio station based in Jersey City, works with curators to create playlists and share albums that are free to download. Users can look through featured playlists, mixes and posts, or they can search by their favorite curators or genres. Each song is cleared for any copyright issues, guaranteeing that all songs are free. There are over 60,000 tracks available for download.

JAMENDO Jamendo is one of the largest free music sites, with over 400,000 tracks available. Users can search for their favorite artists or genres. The “discover” tab organizes music by most popular, most downloaded, most played and latest releases, so that users can see what’s well liked by the music community. A free radio service is also offered, where users can discover new music through different genres. Unlimited listening and downloading is completely free to all users.

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COMMON WAYS TO DOWNLOAD ILLEGALLY*

NOISETRADE NoiseTrade is a free site with a minor catch: in order to receive a free download, the user must give the artist their email address. It also suggests the promotion of artists liked through the user’s personal Facebook and Twitter pages. Users can search through genres to find albums they like. All music can be downloaded safely and for free.

SOUNDCLICK

There are multiple sites that will create a free MP3 file from the video’s URL.

SoundClick is designed like a social network, where users can upload their own music, connect with other artists and download music for free. There are videos and songs available for streaming and over four million songs available for download in MP3 format. Artists can use their member profiles to upload information about themselves, such as upcoming tour dates. SoundClick is a great website for artists to discover and be discovered.

MP3 Skull is a popular website for illegally downloading tracks. They have millions of songs. available for free.

Audio Archive has one of the largest libraries available on the Internet. Based in San Francisco, their goal is to move physical collections to the Internet, all while giving more access to up-and-coming artists. There are over 1.8 million files. Users can browse through multiple categories, such as audio books, live music, podcasts, radio programs, religion or community audio. Users can upload their own tracks, making community audio the largest category.

All files are available for unlimited streaming and downloading.

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THE 20 AND UNDER CLUB words_katya bachorz. photo_karli evans. design_megan mccrink.

TURNING 21 DESTINATIONS: Panama City Beach, Florida Las Vegas, Nevada Drinking Around the World, Epcot the idea of going to this 18 and over club, it is always a last minute option when there is nothing else to do. There is no cab fare either, considering our very own UM shuttle takes students straight to the Grove!

SPACE One of the more well-known clubs for people under 21 is Space. Once a month, Space opens its doors to the 18 and over crowd. Space is the go-to for partying because it runs 24 hours. The club hosts famous hip hop and electronic music entertainers every once in a while, so this is the closest younger people can get to the 21-andover clubs of Miami.

Popular nightclub and music venue, The Vagabond, is busy and bustling on a Friday night. The Vagabond is one of the many places that hosts 18 and up events in Miami.

Being under the age of 21 is a little difficult in Miami, considering Miami is famous for its nightclubs.

University of Miami students are especially out of luck because the majority of them come from out of state and are not familiar with the city. Upperclassmen can head out to LIV, Mansion or Story, while underclassmen are left to look at their older friends’ Instagram pictures from the night before.

Fortunately for the 18 and over crowd, there are hidden gems just waiting to be discovered.

THE VAGABOND The Vagabond has a very hip, off-beat atmosphere, and when a well-known act is

performing, the club allows patrons who are 18 and over to come and enjoy the event. The music at The Vagabond ranges from indie and electronic to modern and old-school jams from the 60s. It is located in downtown Miami and is relatively close to the Design District, which explains why this venue is so different from those in the typical Miami nightlife scene.

GRAND CENTRAL Grand Central is always open for people 18 and up. It is known for hosting famous DJ’s and groups fairly often, especially those in the EDM scene. The dark atmosphere and colorful lights are perfect for people who are interested in dancing and raving through the late hours of the night into the early morning. Grand Central is definitely worth a visit.

MR. FROG’S Located in Coconut Grove, Mr. Frog’s is a venue University of Miami students are all too familiar with. Although many people scoff at

RENO’S Reno’s, which is a short cab drive from UM, hosts a college night every Thursday. The rave atmosphere, with its colorful lights and loud music, welcomes the 18+ crowd every week to unwind and relax after classes. Girls always get in for free, so there is a favorable ratio of girls and guys.

WYNWOOD If you are into art and gallery-hopping, Wynwood is for you. It is located in the design district, and the galleries are open to the public the first Saturday of every month for Art Walk.

All ages are welcomed, and it offers live art showcases, shopping and listening to live while walking around.

CHURCHILL’S Churchill’s is located in Little Haiti, but don’t be discouraged by the area it’s in. Churchill’s hosts many bands and groups, and locals describe it as “cozy” and “grungy.” It has a New York pub feel, and it has themed nights strictly for jazz music, punk rock and more. People can play pool, listen to music and socialize.

WAYS TO TELL YOU’RE UNDERAGE: Tying to act too cool (to the point that you seem like you’re trying too hard), not looking the bouncer in the eye, too much make-up or hair gel and saying you forgot or lost your ID are all dead giveaways.

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Check out In the Loop and learn 20 things you should know about now.

To commemorate Distraction’s 20th issue, we put together the top 20 things we think you should know about now. In the next ten pages, learn everything from how to get a good night’s sleep (page 12) to some insight on March’s large-scale music festivals (page 19). We even threw in a senior-year bucket list for all you graduates out there. Enjoy.

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In college, there is something students can’t ever seem to get enough of — sleep.

The concept of sleep is rather elusive: during summer or winter break we become best friends with it, going to sleep late and waking up past 12 p.m. As the semester sweeps by, we begin to wave farewell to our friend. By the time finals roll around, we forget what it even means to be well rested. Instead, we make it through by over-caffeinating and holding onto the hope that soon enough sleep will befriend us again.

To fully understand sleep, it’s important to consider its scientific foundation. For starters, there are the cycles of sleep, of which there are five. Stage one is the beginning of the sleep cycle, and is a relatively light stage of sleep. This stage is transitional, characterized by the brain’s production of theta waves. You feel sleepy but can still hear your roommate talking on the phone in the background.

Stage two is the second stage of sleep and lasts for approximately 20 minutes. During this stage, studies demonstrate that the heart rate decreases and body temperature slows. Deep, slow brain waves known as delta waves begin to emerge during stage 3. If you can make it past stage three you will have entered deep sleep and will be difficult to wake up. Stage four is sometimes referred to as delta sleep because of the slow brain waves known as delta waves that occur during this period. The fifth stage lasts for approximately 30 minutes and contains mysterious phenomena such as sleepwalking.

Most dreaming occurs during the fifth stage of sleep, known as rapid eye movement (REM) sleep. REM sleep is characterized by rapid brain activity and paralyzed voluntary muscles to prevent self-harm. After one full cycle, we enter stage four, then stage three

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and stage two are repeated once more before entering REM again. REM sleep arrives approximately 90 minutes after falling asleep and can last up to an hour. The body cycles in this manner four or five times every night during a typical eight-hour sleep night.

While some people claim that they do not dream, this has been proven a psychological misconception — we all dream. However, if we wake up in a stage other than REM, it becomes harder to recall our dreams, thus leaving us with the mistaken impression that we do not dream. There have been various theories posited as to why we dream. Some, like that of Sigmund Freud, claim it is the work of the unconscious mind veering its desires. Carl Jung, taking a different approach, once stated that dreams were subliminal messages to the dreamers. These messages serve as revelations that resolve everyday or emotional problems, explaining simple incidents, like remembering where one left a missing set of car keys, upon waking. While the theories abound, dream interpretation has always remained an inexact science, a curious sideshow in the study of sleep.

Even something that can bring us so much happiness can sometimes go awry.

Many sleep disorders; such as insomnia, narcolepsy and sleepwalking have been documented as extremely disruptive to a person’s life. Insomnia is the most common of the three, estimated to affect nearly 60 percent of Americans. Stress is one of the major contributors to this, and the usual treatments include sleeping pills and behavioral therapy. Narcolepsy is characterized as a neurological disorder that leads to periods of intense sleepiness during the daytime. These episodes usually occur while walking or driving, and affect about 250,000 Americans.

Hallucinations are one of the more formidable symptoms, typically treated with sleeping pills. Sleepwalking is the most common of the disorders amongst children. The most effective remedy for sleepwalking is behavioral therapy.

The fact still remains: college students love sleep even though it seems to hate us.

Although, a cool dark and cozy room that is free of noise for seven to eight hours could be an essential step in repairing that relationship.

Like all relationships, your relationship with sleep will only thrive if you make it a priority in you life.

phoning sleep (02) APPS TO HELP YOUGET THE BEST NIGHT’S SLEEP Pzizz Sleep: This app originated as a computer program and its creators have perfected the art of inducing sleep through soothing, customizable soundtracks that lull you into la-la land.

SleepCycle: Self-described as a “bio-alarm clock”, the iPhone’s built-in motion sensors help this app track your movements during sleep and uses the data to wake you at the least intrusive point of your sleep cycle.

Sleepbot: Not only does this app monitor your sleep movements, it also uses your sleep history to make suggestions for how to get improved shut-eye, like diet or exercise changes.

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ON THE RISE words_mark poulose. photo_antanacoins, ted eytan, karlis dambrans,

4K TELEVISION 2014 will be a big year for TVs as companies develop 4K technology, experiment with curved screens and improve Smart TVs. 4K resolution boasts four times as many pixels as 1080px Full HD. Companies are also releasing TVs with curved screens, which provide viewers with a more cinematic experience. Smart TVs integrate the Internet into television sets by offering users the ability to toggle between cable subscriptions, videostreaming apps and web browsing.

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TILE APP Ever lost something and wish you had an app to find it? That is the premise of Tile, a square-shaped device used to keep track of items. Users place a “tile” onto a device that connects to a user’s smartphone via Bluetooth. If an item with a tile is reported lost or stolen, users can be notified of its exact location if it comes within range of another Tile user. Tile will be released in spring 2014 for iOS users, but has yet to announce a release date for Android.

(04) BITCOIN

FITNESS BANDS

Bitcoin is a digital currency that was created in 2009. The software uses opensource coding and is a peer-to-peer transaction service. Bitcoins can be used to buy products and services anonymously, as well as make easy international payments.

Bitcoins can be acquired several ways — they are found when users “mine” by using software to solve complex math problems.

After solving the problems, Bitcoins are issued to the miner. But not just miners own Bitcoins—users can purchase or sell Bitcoins at marketplaces called “Bitcoin exchanges,” or can transfer them to other users in a way similar to sending cash digitally. Users store Bitcoins in a digital wallet that acts as a virtual bank account.

The Nike+ fuelband is a wearable, fitness tracker that connects to users’ smartphones and provides feedback through the Nike+ app. The band, instead of tracking expended energy via steps walked, utilizes oxygen kinetics to determine your daily oxygen use and track overall fitness. While not exact, oxygen kinetics is based on the band detecting movements during workouts.

It detects users’ movements and can accurately determine what exercise they are doing using algorithms to determine oxygen use. The band is made of waterresistant materials and includes a USB connection.

GOOGLE GLASS Google has said that it will release Google Glass to the public in 2014. After much publicized testing in 2013, Glass has created a significant public buzz. Google Glass will allow users to easily access emails and text messages while not using their phone. Glass also has the ability to take pictures by simply commanding it, “Take a picture.” Google claims that Glass offers users an augmented reality by providing consumers with information based on its visual, audio and location-based inputs.

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>> Hackers While the mailman could be bribed to alter the destination of your package, he at least has a moral compass. If a flying robot is hacked, it won’t feel guilty about dropping items into thieves’ hands.

SMARTWATCHES As the trend of wearable technology gains more traction, smartwatches are making headway in the marketplace. While some smartwatches were released in 2013, many within the industry feel the technology is far from developed and needs time to mature. However, smartwatches already offer consumers plenty. They connect to smartphones through an app and notify users of incoming calls, texts and emails.

Some smartwatches act as a speaker phone, connecting via Bluetooth. >> Weather The weather in Miami has a tendency to change quickly from one mile to the next. If a drone suddenly encounters a tropical monsoon, it will likely be no match for mother nature.

>> Kids with BB guns When they’re not busy shooting their eyes out, they might point their scopes to the sky and pick off the drones for target practice.

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LAND YOUR DREAM INTERNSHIP words_layla haidrani. photo_raquel zaldivar. design_molly cohen.

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QUALCOMM The world leader in technology, Qualcomm offers internships to students who aspire to work in software development, engineering and research.

Unlike other companies, their internships are not just for the summer, but also happen simultaneously with your academic studies.

Ranked by Fortune Magazine as one of ‘100 Best Companies to Work For’, Qualcomm offers its interns mentoring, opportunities for fun and networking and work projects. And for those concerned about relocating to a different state or internationally, no need to fret as Qualcomm interns are provided with temporary housing and transportation. Not only are Qualcomm interns well paid (earning around $5,000 a month), but at least 60 percent of interns become full-time employees at Qualcomm when they graduate.

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As you say goodbye to another year of Thirsty Thursdays and South Beach weekends, flying back home sans internship is definitely not an ideal way to start your summer vacation. Aspiring lawyer? Devoted to politics? Get your A-game on and snatch those summer internships before it’s too late. Here are the best eight places to start.

MTV NETWORKS For those looking to pioneer the next “Jersey Shore,” MTV offers broadcast and media enthusiasts an unrivaled opportunity to build knowledge and skills in the industry. While MTV may seem like a dream internship, it isn’t all glitz and glam: MTV interns are unpaid. Previous interns have also derided the “little mobility within the company and limited benefits the company offers.” But if you’re prepared to overlook this, having MTV on your CV will make you stand out.

GOOGLE For those interested in a future career in engineering or computer programming, Google may be your best bet. Gaining much acclaim in the movie ‘The Internship,” interning at Google offers unrivaled perks, solidifying its place as the best internship program in America. Consecutively voted the highest-rated company for interns by Glassdoor.com, interns aren’t relegated to coffee runs but instead get the opportunity to sit in on meetings, gain valuable networking opportunities and even receive free meals. It’s no wonder Google interns are so smug. And not to mention its impressive pay — Software Engineering interns receive an impressive $6,463 per month.

JP MORGAN For aspiring investment bankers or those attracted to sectors in public finance or sales, look no further than JP Morgan, the highestrated financial company on Distraction’s list. Their internships are not exclusive to seniors — sophomores and even college freshmen can intern. Interns, however, should not expect an easy ride — long hours and great expectations from managers are part of the deal. But a financial analyst intern has spoken of the “great training, great pay and included bonus and great professional networking opportunities.”

PROCTOR & GAMBLE Think you’ve got what it takes to be the next Donald Trump? See if you show any business acumen at the leading consumer product company in the country that you can. Interning at Proctor and Gamble is a shrewd career move — not only do interns get trained by company experts but more importantly, there is the opportunity to earn a full-time offer upon graduation: P&G offers 70-80 percent of its interns full-time offers!

(07) TIPS TO GET YOU THROUGH APPLYING words_taylor duckett.

Getting a letter of recommendation can sometimes be a stressful process, especially when some applications require more than one. However, getting a recommendation is easier than you think. Getting through the interview can be even more stressful. Here are some tips to get you through applications safe and sound. >> FIND THE SPECIFICS All letters of recommendation are not created equal. Your job is to find out exactly what the letter has to include, and then make sure you convey those points to the person writing the letter. Someone may write you a strong letter of recommendation, but if it doesn’t match specified guidelines, then your entire application may be disqualified. >> GIVE THEM SOME TIME Searching for a recommender should not be a last-minute push, so begin asking for letters of recommendation as soon as you know you need them. By giving proper notice, you show respect for their time and schedules. >> GIVE MORE, GET MORE The more information the recommender has about you and the program or opportunity to which you are applying, the more potential the letter has because they can tailor it to your needs and persona. >> ARRIVE EARLY TO THE INTERVIEW Keep potential traffic in mind, plan to take the most effective route ahead of time and make sure that you leave with plenty of time, just in case. Try to be at least 15 minutes early, but not any more than that. >> PRACTICE YOUR HANDSHAKE Overzealous handshakes are to be avoided, just like the limp or dead fish handshakes. Your handshake should be enough to show that you are confident and ready for your interview. >> BRING EVERYTHING YOU NEED Don’t forget to bring a copy of your resume. The interviewer does not always take the time to print it out, and it is embarrassing to be asked during an interview for your resume without having a copy on hand. >> BE PREPARED When an interviewer asks you if you have any questions, you should always have at least two to three relevant ones. This shows that you are interested and that you did some research prior to the interview.

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A house on Miller is wrapped with caution tape to illustrate the barriers and complications that exists when renting a home.

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So you’ve lived on campus in the dorms, and maybe it was nice (probably not), but now it’s time to spread your wings and move into an apartment/condominium. This is a rite of passage, a key transition into adulthood that can seem like an overwhelming prospect.

A great resource to find off-campus housing comes courtesy of UM: Go to miami. edu, search “housing” and then click on the Department of Housing & Residential Life link.

There you can find a listing of off-campus housing options, including apartment complex listings.

Another way to find a place to live is to seek out the services of a leasing agent, the most common kind being a realtor, or, in the case of a large apartment complex, a management office staffer. >> Part 1: You’ve Found a Place...

Now What?

Before you start negotiating terms, you must fill out a tenant application form to get approval to move in. If your application is approved, the next step is signing the lease.

The lease details the responsibilities of the landlord and tenant. The tenant is obligated to abide by the rules and regulations of the complex, while the landlord is responsible for the maintenance and repair of the apartment/ condominium. The landlord has the right to evict any tenant who violates the rules repeatedly. However, if the tenant fails to pay the rent in a timely fashion, the landlord is required to post a three-day notice on the door as a prerequisite for eviction, according to Craig Zimmett, local real estate lawyer.

“Excessively noisy parties result in either fines by the building or by the city,” said Zimmett. “For example, the city of Coral Gables

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is notorious for citing students who throw excessively noisy parties and/or throw trash and debris onto the common areas of the complex.” >> Part 2: Moving In Once you’ve worked out the lease agreement with the landlord, there’s still some work to be done to complete the transition from the dorms. Soum Loukeshwar, a sophomore at UM, gave his account of when he moved into his fourth-floor apartment.

“We had to tell the front desk we were moving our furniture a day ahead of time and had to give them a $500 security deposit,” said Loukeshwar. “Then we put our stuff in the freight elevator and were escorted by a guard who was employed by the building.”

When you move into an apartment or condominium you’re required to pay a security deposit, which is the equivalent of two months’ rent. In Loukeshwar’s case, he had to pay an additional $500 just to move his furniture. Most landlords require the parents of the prospective tenants to cosign or guarantee the lease, since most students lack established credit histories.

In order to ensure you get the security deposit back, it is prudent to document the condition and contents of the unit. >> Conclusion: If you are interested in off-campus living, be sure to attend the Department of Housing and Residential Life’s off-campus housing fair in April. Participants will include management companies and landlords who can speak with students about their off-campus properties.

The fair will also include realtors who can assist students with their searches and other vendors such as furniture rental companies.

WHERE TO LOOK (09) four less known housing options

Breaking from the obvious option of Red Road Commons, these apartment complexes are hidden gems for your off campus housing hunt.

DOWNTOWN DADELAND: 7280 SW 90th Street E-206 Miami, FL 33156 1/1 from $1,600 2/2 From $1,950 GRAND TOWER AT COLONY: 9355 SW 77 Avenue Miami, FL 33156 1/1 from $1,195 & up 2/2 from $1,350 & up THE CLOISTERS AT THE GABLES: 5830/40 SW 57 Avenue Miami, FL 33143 1/2 from $1,300 2/2 from $1,700 ONE BROADWAY 1451 S. Miami Ave 9th Floor Miami, FL 33130 1/1 $1,995 & up 2/2 $2,695 & up

RIDING THE STRUGGLE TRAIN words_kc pietro. photo_karli evans. design_gianni moskofides.

On a cool Miami night, junior Claire Skinner waits for the metro. The Miami Metrorail was constructed in 1980 in order to satisfy a sudden need of public transport. It is now used by many UM students who live near the rail.

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Growing up in New England, Boston was my first foray into public transportation. As a child, my parents always used “the T” to get around the city, which had access to all of the places we frequented (Harvard Square, Back Bay, the Prudential Center, Newbury Street, etc.). That’s what I still continue to find so great about public transportation in Boston and other cities like it: it’s easy, efficient and it’ll take you right where you need to go. Miami’s convoluted system is a far cry from this paradigm.

A 2012 article in the Miami New Times detailed the experience of a local who went to Miami International Airport, acted like a confused Canadian tourist and tried to find his way to South Beach via public transportation based solely on the information given to him by other people in the airport. The experiment showcased the difficulty of the Miami-Dade Metro system, and how little even the locals know it—a testament to how it is usually avoided unless absolutely necessary. It’s a bit ridiculous for there to be not only just two lines, but two lines that run on the same route for over half of the territory that they cover.

It seems as if Miami has missed the mark on

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the purpose public transportation is meant to serve: taking people where they need to go.

Three places that Miami locals frequent are Little Havana, the Wynwood Arts District and South Beach, none of which are accessible via the Metrorail. The major element lacking from the Miami Metrorail system is convenience. Unless you’re going downtown or to the airport, you’re probably going to have to make a few transfers and hop on a couple buses in order to get to your destination.

Over the past decade or so, there have been many ambitious plans for multiple line additions and extensions throughout MiamiDade County. In fact, the county officials secured the plans for a line to South Beach in 2002; plans, which, in the predictable fashion of Miami’s dysfunctional local government, fell through pretty quickly thanks to a lack of tax revenue. The only major expansion that came out of those plans was the Orange Line to the Airport, which wasn’t finished until 2012.

Though it is easy to get caught up in the negative (I certainly did after a stressful and awfully confusing trip to Lincoln Road), there are options for those of us who are not so

(11) A Must-Have: The MDTA (Miami-Dade Transit Authority) App for your smartphone is really the best way to figure out your way around Miami’s public transportation if you don’t know where you’re going (which is most of us). It will pick up your current location, then you just enter where you want to end up, and it’ll tell you where to go and where to make transfers!

fortunate to have cars and don’t want to spend a fortune on cabs. Luckily, there is a pretty coherent fleet of public buses (I know, but give them a chance), that, with proper planning, can take you almost anywhere you need to go – if you have a few hours to spare. Here are a few popular spots that are accessible by other forms of transportation from the U: South Beach: Ride the train going Northbound into Government Center, follow the signs to the Metrobus station outside, then catch either the C or the 120 BEACH MAX all the way to Miami Beach, it basically stops at every intersection.

Lincoln Road: Ride the Northbound train to Government Center, and follow the signs to the Metrobus station. Take the S to Alton and 17th Street.

The Arsht Center: Take the Northbound train to Government Center and use the Omni Loop Metromover to the Arsht Center stop.

American Airlines Arena: Take the Northbound train to Government Center and take the Omni Loop Metromover to the Freedom Tower stop.

(12) Up-and-coming: Uber cab service is becoming popular in major cities like L.A. that lack extensive public transportation systems. Uber is an app that makes finding a driver simpler than calling four different taxi companies that may or may not show up. This car service does not yet have drivers in Miami, but is expected to sometime in the near future.

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South Beach, a tourism hotspot, is a Spring Break destination for students around the country. South Beach is a 25-30 minute drive from campus.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF SPRING BREAK

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When students think of Spring Break in Miami, what usually comes to mind is, naturally, the beach. There is so much, however, to do in South Florida beyond catching rays and playing in the sand.

For starters, go to the self-proclaimed “spring break hotspot” of the country: Panama City Beach. Located on Florida’s panhandle, this notorious destination is about nine hours from Miami by car. Panama City Beach boasts 27 miles of white sand and hovers around a mild 77 degrees during the week. Infamous for the hard partying that occurs, students who make the trek are sure to find a buzzing nightlife in spots like Sharky’s and La Vela (as well plenty of alcohol).

A popular lodging option is the Seahaven Resort, which is affordable at $69 per night, and has a beachfront view. Those attending should make sure to ask for student rates and book early, most accommodations Panama City get Just make in snagged months sure not to in advance. A City trip end up on Panama is one spring break MTV, mom to remember, or not, just make sure and dad to not end up on mom and would not MTV, dad would not be be proud! proud!

If a week-long bender of binge drinking and wet t-shirt contests sounds less than ideal, consider visiting Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida. This adrenaline playground is a household name, yet few UM students seem to visit. The park has several rollercoasters that are well suited for thrill seekers, the best of which is SheiKra, a 200 foot drop that is scary and simultaneously invigorating. Busch Gradens

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also features acres of wildlife and safaris, where you can get up close and personal with giraffes and elephants. With tickets prices starting at $82, it is a cheaper alternative than Disney and a great place to get away for a weekend.

As Florida’s oldest city, St. Augustine is rich with history. Visit America’s first colony at The Fountain of Youth Archeological Park or be amazed at Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum.

Take a trip back to the 1800s at the Lightner Museum, or take a paranormal journey with the Ghost Train Adventure. Named one of the most haunted cities in the United States, St. Augustine is the perfect place to get scared.

With tickets priced at $24, this is an experience that doesn’t have to break the bank.

With its crystal clear waters and ability to cater towards tourism, the Bahamas are a perfect spot to enjoy an island excursion. One company in particular, Resort World Bimini, offers day cruises that will run at about $100.

They usually have discounts of buy-one-get-one 50 percent off, so bring a friend and spend a day in a completely new place without missing the tropical breeze. All you need is a passport and a sense of adventure, and off you go.

South Florida is not known for its drivein movie theaters, and because of that, many students may end up never checking one out. The Swap Shop offers a 14-inch screen and plays all the movies that are currently in theaters. For less than $15 a person, you can enjoy a movie in a new way. Pack up the sandwiches and, if you’re of age, a bottle of wine, and spend a fun night with friends.

For the self-proclaimed foodies, Miami offers a great array of restaurants that are sure to satisfy. Yardbird is located in Miami Beach and serves southern cooking in a beautiful setting complete with mason jars—plus the best chicken and home-style biscuits in town. Nearby is Poseidon, which serves mouthwatering Mediterranean fare. With its

Greek-style décor and fresh olive oil made from the owner’s own trees, students may feel closer to Mykonos than Miami. In hipster Wynwood, there’s The Butcher Shop, a German beer garden with outdoor seating and best German pretzels in the area. Close to campus is Barley and Swine, a phenomenal gastro pub that serves delicious lobster mac. There’s bound to be a new culinary adventure wherever you go.

Finally, what about exploring our own backyard? Spring break is the perfect time take in the sights of the neighborhood we so often take for granted. Check out the plays at The Actors Playhouse on Miracle Mile. Visit the Coral Gables Museum or the Merrick House and Gardens. Sit down with friends and grab coffee at Café Demetrio or browse through Books and Books. Take the time this break to find a new perspective on the beautiful city in which our school resides.

(14) UM ALTERNATIVE BREAKS Spring Break in Miami often carries the connotation of hard partying. However, this does not always have to be the case.

University of Miami Alternative Breaks offers students a unique way to spend their break.

Students are put into teams that match their interests, which include a wide range of social issues like immigration and many more. If interested, contact umalternativebreaks@gmail.com.

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MARCH MUSIC MADNESS words_kayla lott. photo_maggie fragel. design_kacie nelson.

March is a huge month for music festivals in Miami. The Miami march music madness includes smaller events such as Jazz in the Gardens and Calle Ocho Music Festival, WMC and Ultra just to name a few, but these represent some of the largest festivals in the country.

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>>CALLE OCHO MUSIC FESTIVAL Calle Ocho is also known as “El Festival de la Calle Ocho.” It is a one-day event reminiscent of a huge block party that flows through Little Havana along Southwest 8th Street. The true spirit of Miami comes alive with the salsa, reggeaton, hip-hop and other music genres on the street. It all began in 1978 when the people of Little Havana created a festival to teach young Cubans about their culture. After that inaugural gathering, the rest is history. Past Calle Ocho Music Festival artists have included big names like Pitbull. This year, the festival falls on March 9. The party goes from 10 a.m to 7 p.m and it’s completely free (excluding food, of course).

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Avicii. The festival also has a list of live headliners and a Phase 1 line up, both full of a wide variety of DJ’s and other artists. Bands such as Matt & Kim and Passion Pit have performed in previous years, trading in the turntables for drums and guitar. This year, Ultra 2014 will be from March 28-30. While all VIP tickets sold out only 20 minutes after being released, general admission tickets remain at $399.95 on the Ultra website.

So be sure to look out for the all the music events Miami has to offer in March.

Performing on stage at the 15th Anniversary of Ultra Music Festival last year, presenters entertain crowds of more than 330,000. These were record numbers for UMF.

>>WINTER MUSIC CONFERENCE WMC, or Winter Music Conference, was founded in the mid-1980s by djs for djs. The event also welcomes promoters, media and anyone else interested in the electronic music industry. It was first held in Fort Lauderdale, but has since moved to Miami Beach and it is the largest gathering of its kind in the world.

About 40 percent of attendees are international, and WMC continues to grow each year. This years conference will take place from March 2130. Tickets are $445 until March 12 and $495 after then.

(18) THINGS THAT ARE NOT OKAY, EVEN AT MUSIC FESTIVALS

PASTIES: Seriously? You chose to put a tassel. No—two tassels. On your nipples. In public. No one wants to see all that flopping around in their faces. If they do, they can save that for after the concert. Keep it classy ladies.

MAKING OUT WITH TREES: We all saw the video. We all thought it was funny. But let’s be real, don’t let this be you. Or you’ll end up on Youtube, and you may never be able to show your face in public again.

>>ULTRA MUSIC FESTIVAL Ultra Music Festival commenced in 1999 in Miami Beach. Ironically, it was a one-day closing party for WMC. It has since grown and moved to downtown Miami and has become an event that is internationally known. Some of the past headlining djs for Ultra have included David Guetta, Afrojack, Diplo, Krewella and

FIGHTING: If you are trying to fight at a music festival, especially one like Ultra, you must have a death wish.

There are way too many people under the influence of alcohol or under the influence of drugs. If you want to fight, wait until you get home.

PUSHING: We get it. You’re really trying to get into Ultra. Just like everyone else. If you’re pushing, you’re trying to fight, and if you’re trying to fight, you’re trying to die. Ultra is a place to have fun, not to die.

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Some things are just simply not okay, not even at music festivals. Yeah, they are places where you can get away with a lot, like dancing around in what is essentially your birthday suit. But there are some things that should not be tolerated. Seriously. Here are some of them:

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ONE LAST BUCKET LIST words_marchesa bergman. photo_ karli evans and raquel zaldivar. design_kacie nelson.

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Out of the many things South Florida has to offer, there are a few that are crucial for a UM student to experience. For all those graduating in May (and anybody else who wants to join) Distraction has put together a scavenger hunt that will take you through all the places you need to visit before graduating. Once you go, make sure to post a picture and tag @distractionmag on Instagram or @distractionum on Twitter.

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Hecht/Stanford – This is where many freshmen begin their UM journey. It’s one of the safest places on campus, and has the hurricane shutters to prove it.

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COSFORD – If you don’t want to go out on a Saturday night, there’s always a brand-new movie here to catch up on.

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Lowe Art Museum – UM is so diverse that we even have blue men that can stand on their heads! You can find them here!

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Sunset Place – From Forever 21 and Buffalo Wild Wings to the movie theater, there’s always somewhere to shop and something to eat. But for those looking to make a romantic connection, be wary – the mall is a known high-school hangout for Miami natives.

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MIRACLE MILE/BOOKS AND BOOKS – This might have once been known as one-stop shopping for brides, but this “mile” has transformed over time to include the perfect relaxing hideaway for book aficionados.

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Monty’s – This seafood shanty might not be close to any landmark but the Starbucks next door, but this bar has one of the best waterfront views. Topped with tiki huts and palm trees, you’ll have island fever before you know it!

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South Beach – The home of Ocean Drive and the Versace mansion, this part of Miami makes you brave the touristy crowds, but it’s still a must-see. You can lie out on the beach all day and party all night long. In a nutshell it’s #typicalMiami.

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LIV – Arguably one of the most famous clubs on South Beach, and known internationally as one of the best clubs in the world, here you’ll have the best nights you’ll never remember. Just make sure to clear your schedule for the following morning.

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a heat game – You truly feel the heat when you enter the home of the back-to-back NBA champions. Miami Heat basketball games are both thrilling and a genuine good time. Go to Bongos after a Friday game and make it a true Miami night out.

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Shorty’s – Besides being the go-to BBQ for just about every schoolsponsored picnic, the tasty ribs and corn on the cob are best enjoyed at the original Miami location.

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The marine stadium – Although you might have to jump a fence to get in, the historic Marine Stadium is the perfect place for a photo-op with Wynwood-esque graffiti walls...but way cooler.

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Versailles Restaurant- It may share a name with the French mansion that once housed the woman who proclaimed, “let them eat cake!” - but the famous café cubano here would go well with a slice of cake or any of the other delicious plates of Cuban food.

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Vizcaya - One of the most beautiful homes in Coconut Grove is also a museum. With sprawling gardens and stunning antiques, it was the set for movies like “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” and “Bad Boys II”.

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The Grove – You might come to this place to ‘toil and trouble’ with hoards of costumed people on Halloween, or maybe to party on a Thursday. Here you’ll find Mr. Moe’s, can swing by Tavern or hang out at Sandbar.

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Wynwood WALLS – This neighborhood is home to galleries galore, fun fashion and don’t even get started on the street art… Some of the most talented graffiti artists in the world come here to paint

FAIRCHILD TROPICAL BOTANIC GARDEN - Tired of studying on the hammocks during finals? Take a 10 minute drive to this tropical paradise and relax among palms and cyads in their 25,000 square feet of gardens and nature reserves.

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Miami-dade county fair and exposition – Elephant ears, The Gravitron and corn on the cob; don’t let March go by without visiting the largest fair in Miami.

For 112 years, this fair has been attracting locals to Tamiami Park for a day full of fun and games.

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Calle Ocho – Besides being the name of one of Pitbull’s greatest hits, this is the heart of Little Havana. Here you’ll find some of the best Cuban food, culture, heritage and, of course, café con leche.

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PEREZ ART MUSEUM MIAMI – Recently opened in December, PAMM goes beyond your avergae art museum to create a full contemporary experience.

NEWMAN ALUMNI CENTER – The end of the road is nearly across the street from where the journey began. This is where your road as a ‘Cane will continue. It also has the Sebastian statue, perfect for an Insta photo of the day.

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Cheering at a basketball home game, Javier Hernandez and other Storm Surge members react to the latest play. Storm Surge members are known for their “Pack the BUC” shirts.

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THE BUC words_nicole saunders. photo_zach beeker. design_megan mccrink.

A dedicated group of University of Miami students have taken it upon themselves to turn basketball games into an experience.

MAAAARCOOOO.” “POOOOOLOOOOO.” MAAAARCOOOO.” “POOOOOLOOOOO.” Nope, you are not in a swimming pool surrounded by little children. Nope, this is not a 9-year-old’s birthday party either. And nope, this is not second-grade recess.

You are at a Division I basketball game and the chants from the kids’ game are formed by a spirited group of students known throughout UM’s campus as Storm Surge.

In 2011, when the group first started, students who went to every single basketball game became a qualified member of Storm Surge and would receive prizes and incentives.

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However, during the 2012-13 season, Category 5 decided to make Storm Surge an inclusive group. Thus, it is now the name of the student section for basketball games.

The group creates cheers, makes noise at the games and provides gameday reports with cheers, jokes and background information on the roster and game.

Although Category 5 does have a chair position for every university sport, Storm Surge focuses solely on basketball.

“Storm Surge makes more sense for basketball than calling every student sports group Storm Surge, and that’s how most universities do it,” said Category 5 chair Andrew Wyatt. “They have separate names for their student sections depending on what sport it is.”

Although there are 50 core members at every home game, according to Wyatt, the easiest and best way to get involved is simply to go to a game.

“Maybe introduce yourself to someone who you see is dressed up, acting really spirited or down in the front row,” Wyatt said.

Since the student section is now split and situated behind both baskets, one side chants “Marco,” and the other side responds with “Polo” during free throws as a way of distracting opposing players. There are even plans to make Team Marco and Team Polo t-shirts to hand out during a game.

“If we have a student atmosphere along with getting the rest of the crowd pumped up, it sounds silly, but it can push the team a little bit harder to get that extra point, get that extra layup, basket, whatever it is to win that game,” Wyatt said.

Category 5 has weekly meetings, which are open to the public and serve as a forum to come up with new ideas – like the concept of five themed home games.

In 2009, when “Shots” by LMFAO peaked, Storm Surge organized a cheer that changed the chorus’ line of “Everybody, Shots Shots” to “You will miss this shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.”

This season, fans can look forward to members holding a Pac-Man poster and being chased around the student section by “It sounds another fan with a ghost poster. silly, but it At the State can push Florida game, the spirit the team squad recruited to douse a little bit Sebastian the student section harder to get with foam from a fire extinguisher, that extra a new tradition debuted this point,” that football season.

“I think the - Andrew biggest thing is Wyatt, that we’re trying to this the best Senior make three hours in your week, no matter what,” said former Category 5 vice-chair and UM aficionado Javier Hernandez.

Lifting a bar at the Wellness Center, Kayla Mann tests her limits.

An important part of exercising correctly is not pushing yourself too hard in order to prevent injuries.

CROSSFIT IN THE CROSS HAIRS words_kevin ramseur. photo_rori kotch. design_megan mccrink.

With all the pressure of being in shape and maintaining a healthy and fit lifestyle, students find themselves working out on their own. And many times, this is done without guidance or previous knowledge on how to do so correctly. However, sometimes doing it with guidance is not enough to avoid a serious injury as well.

Kevin Ogar may never walk again.

The former elite CrossFit athlete was competing in a fitness competition earlier this year in preparation for the CrossFit games when a routine “snatch,” an exercise where an individual lifts a bar (plus weights) over his or her head and then moves into a squat position with the bar still overhead, went horribly wrong.

Ogar had to bail, dropped the weight, which then bounced off another set of weights and into his back.

Severed spine. Paralyzed from the waist down.

While he and his training staff told ABC News that the injury was a “freak accident,” the severity of the accident has caused many to question the safety of such workouts. Ogar, a CrossFit trainer himself, had nobody spotting his lift, no medical staff on sight and no rack on which to rest the weight.

But let’s take a step back. What exactly is CrossFit and why has it become so popular?

The aim of CrossFit is to create a broad, general and inclusive fitness. In essence, it takes into account a variety of different sports and physical activities, and creates workouts and exercise routines that give its users a competitive advantage. Greg Glassman, the founder of CrossFit, defines his exercise program as “constantly varied functional movements performed at relatively high intensity.”

In recent years, the sport’s popularity has skyrocketed with gyms across the nation becoming affiliated with CrossFit and the ‘CrossFit Games’ being televised on ESPN. But while CrossFit has thousands of fans around the country, there are some that see significant dangers in the emerging sport.

In a Huffington Post blog entry titled “CrossFit’s Dirty Little Secret”, Eric Robertson, Assistant Professor of Physical Therapy at the University of Regis, points to a condition called Rhabdomyolysis which causes severe kidney

damage and, while not widespread among the general public, is often encountered among CrossFitters. The potentially fatal condition is triggered by the breakdown of muscle fibers which then leads to the release of myoglobin into the bloodstream.

Nonetheless, CrossFit enthusiasts stand by their sport, acknowledging the risks and accepting responsibility for their own safety.

“We emphasize the importance of learning good technique and keeping that form throughout workouts,” said UM junior and member of the Canes CrossFit Club Alison Scudds. “Our CrossFit box also offers a weekly ‘mobility’ class where you stretch and mobilize your joints to lower your risk of injury. However, at the end of the day each individual must make sure they are taking care of their bodies by not overtraining, eating right, working on perfect technique and mobilizing joints.”

For Scudds, most of the recent backlash against CrossFit is unjustified.

“A lot of the bad reputation CrossFit gets is out of ignorance,” Scudds said. “Many people hear out-of-context of a person who gets hurt doing CrossFit and they immediately assume that CrossFit is bad for you, or will make you get hurt.”

No gym? No problem! The best way to exercise is to participate in a variety of activities, athletic or otherwise, that demand cardiovascular fitness. Try activities like a weekend hiking trip, paintballing with friends, a kayaking adventure or yoga.

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The Brazil vs. Hondoras game at Sunlife Stadium holds the record for the largest soccer crowd in the state and at Sunlife Stadium.

Beckham’s decision to bring his MLS team to the city of Miami. “[Beckham’s] biggest challenge, and my only question is ‘Will the very savvy international soccer fans of Miami develop a passion for the MLS?’” Kaufman said.

She believes that top-notch, marquee players will be a major factor in the potential success of an MLS franchise in Miami.

Jeff Iles, former president of the UM Indoor Soccer Club and avid international soccer fan, believes that in order for a professional team in Miami to build a significant following both locally and internationally, Beckham will have to recruit great players to his team.

“For the team to be successful, Beckham would have to create a big initial buzz and keep the team in winning form,” Iles said. “As evidenced by the Heat and the Marlins, Miami only supports winning teams.”

The numbers don’t lie. There is clearly a demand for soccer in Miami, but we’ll just have to wait and see what Mr. Beckham has in store for the future.

“I think one of the only people that could make MLS work in Miami is David Beckham,” Kaufman said. “Miami is a city that loves celebrities, big events, glamour - it’s trendy. And David Beckham is all of the above.”

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he was eight years old, is a dedicated fan of Chelsea and roots for the Netherlands and the U.S. in international contests.

Nathan outlined the major gap between the MLS and other major international leagues.

“There’s a lot more money invested in a club like Chelsea because there’s a much larger fan base… and [soccer in] America has [sports like] football and basketball to compete with.

Honestly speaking, it’ll take a while before any MLS team outshines any basketball, football or even baseball team in the U.S.,” Nathan said.

Nevertheless, in the past year, Sun Life Stadium’s international soccer events drew great crowds, and the number of spectators per game only continues to grow.

In June 2013, Spain’s national team, La Roja, faced off in a friendly exhibition match against Haiti’s national team before a crowd of approximately 36,535 fans.

Just a few months later in August, Sun Life hosted the final round of the first Guinness International Champions Cup. The eight-team tournament showcased some of the best-known clubs in the world including A.C. Milan, Chelsea, Everton, Inter Milan, Juventus, Real Madrid, Valencia C.F. and the MLS’s LA Galaxy.

At the end of the championship, Real Madrid defeated Chelsea in the final to be crowned the first ICC Champion in front of 67,273 boisterous fans.* The November 2013 match between the Brazilian and Honduran national teams drew 71,124 fans – “the largest crowd ever to watch a soccer match in Florida” as reported by The Miami Herald.

It is evident that with every soccer match hosted in Miami, its soccer following increases. This reason, among others, may be one of the most influential factors in David

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Welcome to Miami, the “Magic City.”

Famous for glitz, glamour and … the future home of a Major League Soccer franchise?

As the prospect of a professional team coming to Miami takes shape, the soccer world turns its attention to South Florida and the man who is calling the shots: former soccer superstar David Beckham.

Earlier this month, MLS Commissioner Don Garber announced that Beckham will get an expansion franchise that will call Miami home on the condition that Beckham and his investors secure a deal for a stadium in the upcoming years. The Miami Herald reports that Beckham and his partners have been looking into leasing Miami-Dade County land and privately funding a 25,000 seat stadium at the southwest corner of the Port of Miami.

However, a lot is yet to be determined, and no official confirmation of a Miami franchise will be made until stadium plans have been made official. Even if all goes smoothly, the team would most likely not begin its inaugural season until 2017.

While Miami and its fans catch a lot of flak for their less-than-die-hard reputation when it comes to sports (much of it deserved), it’s certainly not due to a lack of interest from the fans’ side. And soccer is no different with the number of enthusiasts who follow international leagues growing each year.

“Miami is crazy for international soccer, it has the highest TV rating for the World Cup in the United States, the highest Champions league rating…Miami loves soccer and knows soccer better than any other city in the United States,” said sportswriter Michelle Kaufman of The Miami Herald.

Adam Nathan, a 21-year-old Miami native who has been playing soccer since

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Hall of Famer Rick Barry is caught mid-air going in for a lay up. He is the only forward to lead in the NCAA. NBA and ABA in scoring. Photo courtesy of hurricanesports.com.

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Among other things, Miami, as a city and as a school, emphasizes exuberance, excess, glamour and swagger both in sports and in everyday life. Which is why Distraction thought it was time for a definitive ranking of the 20 most Miami moments in Hurricanes history. Enjoy.

Lauryn Williams runs in a track and field competition in 2004. Photo courtesy of JC Ridley.

In order to properly gauge the level of Miami-ness of each moment we have awarded each with a maximum of five Jimmy Johnson noggins (because no one represents Miami’s qualities better than JJ).

Every Rick Barry free throw.

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George Oliver erecting the first Hurricanes sports dynasty. Before Schnellenberger, Johnson, Erickson and Morris, there was Oliver. And before Miami won national championships in football and baseball, the ‘Canes dominated in (*drumroll*): POLO! That’s right, four national championships (1947-1950) in a row are no accident. That being said, it’s still polo. So yeah.

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Former ‘Canes third baseman (and current Brewers outfielder) Ryan Braun lies about taking PEDs and amazingly gets everyone to believe him. Not necessarily a high point in the illustrious history of our sports alumni, but nonetheless brash in its execution (lying to the entire country takes some major cojones), excessive in its “crime” (his test results reportedly revealed “insanely high” levels of synthetic testosterone) and nonetheless astoundingly successful in its overall scope. I mean the man got (nearly) everyone to believe in his innocence during an era when we operate under the assumption of “guilty

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until proven innocent” in baseball. That’s more impressive than hitting .300 if you ask me.

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Jim Larranaga performs the Ali shuffle after the ‘Canes beat Illinois in the 2013 NCAA tournament.

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Ron Fraser giving one of the funniest pep talks ever, subsequently propelling the 1992 baseball team to a victory over NC State.

The ‘Canes blew a 3-0 lead to the Wolfpack on the Sunday before Memorial Day when the legendary skipper, in his final season at UM, lit a fire under his players’ behinds with a rather unorthodox speech.

According to an article in The Miami Herald, Fraser told his players: “What the hell are you guys doing to me? Remember, if we lose this game, it’s over and I don’t get paid anymore! I want to play more because tomorrow’s a holiday, and I get paid time-and-a-half!’’

Of course, Miami went on to win the game and eventually moved on to the College World Series.

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Riquna Williams becoming the WNBA’s Wilt

Chamberlain. In her second year as a pro, the former UM standout guard scored a whopping 51 points in a game against San Antonio, the most points in a single WNBA game to date. The previous record-holders, Diana Taurasi and Lauren Jackson, both needed overtime (Taurasi even triple overtime) to score 47 points. So, Riquna Williams scoring 51 in regulation during her sophomore season? Kind of a big deal.

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Miami Hurricanes football beats the No. 12 Florida Gators on Sept. 7, 2013 at home – 21-16.

Miami’s defense forces four fumbles, recovers three and picks off Jeff Driskell twice as the ‘Canes put the toast in the oven for the turd sandwich that would be the 2013 Gators season.

Not only did UM knock off one of their most hated rivals, but the game also marked the inauguration of the fire extinguisher show in the stands. So Miami.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson playing football at UM.

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Lauryn Williams winning the 2004 Olympic silver medal in the 100-meter dash and

just generally kicking ass that year. Take a look at the following sequence of events: Williams is inducted into Iron Arrow in the fall of 2003, graduates the following spring, becomes NCAA champion for the 100-meter dash, then casually qualifies for the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens and becomes the second-fastest woman in the world. All in the span of a handful of months.

The most productive thing I did today was set my DVR. Williams probably raced a cheetah to train for her next competition.

Former ‘Canes safety Al Blades leading his famous pregame chant.

Unfortunately most of the lyrics are appropriate for mature audiences only, but rest assured that it is football poetics at its finest. Part awesome, part terrifying, all swag. (P.S.: A

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quick YouTube search will do the trick.)

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Every time Howard Schnellenberger left a pipe at a potential recruit’s home. Nowadays coaches may have business cards that have a detachable throwing star (see Franklin, James, formerly of Vanderbilt) or might hop on a helicopter to visit recruits (also Franklin), but Schnellenberger’s move was the granddaddy of them all.

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Jimmy Graham playing basketball for four seasons then suddenly becoming the best tight end in this solar system. I mean, he played a season of college football. ONE.

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Francisco “Pancho” Segura owning the college tennis landscape for three years. The diminutive Segura (he was only 5’6”) didn’t let rickets or anything else stop him on his way to three straight national championships (1943-45). He also won the doubles national championship in 1945 and, as the fourth ranking amateur in the U.S., beat the world’s No. 1 professional player in an exhibition match. Pancho doesn’t just sound like a badass, he was one.

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Every time a former ‘Cane introduces the University of Miami simply as “The U” on Sunday Night Football.

Often imitated, never duplicated.

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UM alumnus and sportswriter, Dan Le Batard gives away his Major League Baseball Hall

of Fame vote and creates havoc in the sanctimonious world of baseball writing.

When Le Batard secretly turned over his HOF vote to Deadspin and its readers, the ensuing outrage from self-righteous and stuffy baseball writers nearly broke Twitter. One journalist after another condemned him for merely exploiting a voting system that has been broken for years. However, in doing so he hit some very Miami checkmarks: First, it was ballsy as hell. Le Batard turned over his vote knowing that his action would almost certainly result in him losing his vote permanently, getting suspended or maybe even fired. For those scoring at home, he was barred from ever voting again and banned from MLB games for the entire 2014 season. Secondly, it created some much needed chaos in a sports media landscape that has gotten exceedingly musty. As Le Batard noted: “I always like a little anarchy inside the cathedral we’ve made of sports.” Going rogue

Allen Hurns and Herb Waters celebrate their win against the Florida Gators on September 7, 2013. Photo courtesy of Eric Espada.

and poking fun of an institution that takes itself just a bit too seriously is definitely Miami. Just ask those 1980s Hurricane football teams.

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Jimmy Johnson’s pregame speech before the 58-7 drubbing of Notre Dame on Nov. 30, 1985. “A game like this, as emotional as it is, be prepared for the sudden change. A break goes against you, just fight your rear end off, let’s reach down and get something extra. Let’s offset the psychological uplift that they’ll have.

We get a break, things go our way, let’s pour it on. Pour it on and don’t let ‘em up. Play with class. Play with poise.

Do whatever it takes.”

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No. 25 Miami Hurricanes basketball embarrasses the No. 1 Duke Blue Devils

on Jan. 23, 2013, at the BUC – 90-63.

The infamous floor slap combined with the most important win in program history? The only way this could have been more Miami is if Howard Schnellenberger had all of a sudden walked onto the court, blasted Uncle Luke’s “The U” song from a boom box and started shimmy-shaking in front of Coach K.

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Lauryn Williams trying out for the U.S. Olympic bobsled team and actually making it.

After retiring from track, Williams was persuaded by fellow track and field star Lolo Jones to try out for the bobsled team and, incredibly enough, was able to compete in Sochi, thereby becoming one of only 10 Americans to ever compete in both the summer and winter games. What’s next for her? Golfing on the moon?

Hang-gliding through a tornado? Only she knows.

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The Grand Illusion. The year was 1982. The stage was Game 7 of the College World Series. The play was pure magic. The Hurricanes were facing the Shockers when Phil Stephenson of Wichita State, a prolific base stealer, was at first base preparing to take second. Miami pitcher Mike Kasprzak faked a pickoff throw to first to draw the curtain on never before seen in-game theatrics. First basemen Steve Lusby (who supposedly even cursed to sell the whole thing) jumped over a sliding Stephenson to chase the “ball” while second baseman Mitch Seaone and right fielder Mickey Williams darted down the right-field line. Stephenson didn’t know what hit him when Kasprzak, ball still in his glove, calmly threw to shortstop Billy Wrona who then tagged Stephenson for the out. It was an acting performance of the highest degree by the ‘Canes and the director of it all was Fraser. In true sports movie fashion, Miami would go on to win the game and eventually the World Series.

The entire 2001 football season.

Just all of it. Highlights include: Larry Coker announcing: “We’re going to the ship.” … Beating No. 14 Florida State on the road by 22 points …

A roster that included 38 future NFL draft picks (17 of which were first-round picks) … Frank Gore being the third-string running back … Being the only undefeated team in the country … Outscoring opponents by a combined 395 points … and finally spawning a slew of amazing YouTube highlight videos including the single-best video ever posted, which is simply titled “2001 Miami Ballin Boys.”

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TAKE THE PLUNGE Future college graduate Erik Pang jumps into the unknown at Waimea Bay on Oahu’s North Shore in Hawaii. Photo by Ariana Tsuchiya.

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From the outside, it seems as if the millennial generation is all about selfies, social media, and snapchat, but is it really just about that?

While other generations are engrossed in their careers and the formalities of the working world, 20-somethings are just taking it day by day, one step at a time. They might not know what they want to do with their lives yet, but do they need to know? Being 20 in the 21st century is all about change and adaptation. The world moves fast, so why not take it slow?

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by Melissa Mallin. 6. A student looks through one of the books on the ninth floor of the stacks at the Richter Library. Photo by Stephen Plein. 7. Stefani Fachini listens intently to a conversation with friends at the Rathskeller. Photo by Stephen Plein.

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MILLENNIALS ON THE MOVE 8. An architecture student sketches the Hecht Residential College towers from the shore of Lake Osceola. Photo by Stephen Plein. 9. Candyland players enjoy a night out at Tavern in Coconut Grove.

Photo by Tori Koslow. 10. Club 50 at the Viceroy is one of the places many students like to go to. Photo

by Rori Kotch. 11. Self portraits, or “selfies,� have become one of the most popular ways millennials capture moments. Photo by Tori Koslow. 12. Junior Daniel Grant Litman enjoys a beautiful Miami sunset on a balcony of the 55th floor of the Marina Blue Apartment Complex in Downtown Miami. Photo by Melissa Mallin. 13. Student Erik Pang finds a new perspective on the shore of Yokohama Bay on Oahu, Hawaii. Photo by Ariana Tsuchiya.

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This spring, dress to impress with bold textures, fanciful details, modern lines and vibrant pops of color. photo_karli evans. style_gabrielle mottaz. style assistant_allison baer. make up_lucia abuin. design_gabrielle mottaz. models_ chelsea cook, casey gasinowski, tim hogan, cameron uranick, christian smith, and traia thiel.

On Casey: Jacket; Lark, Nordstrom.

Dress; Haute Hippie. Shoes; ASOS, ASOS.

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On Chelsea: Shirt; Blush, Blush Boutique. Shoes; Model’s Own.

On Christian: Shirt; Calibrate, Nordstrom. Tie; Uniqlo, Uniqlo Stores. Jacket; Etro, Etro Stores.

Pants; Express, Express Stores.

Shoes; Steve Madden, Steve Madden Stores.

On Traia: Shirt; Forever21, Forever21 Stores.

Pants; Blank NYC, BlankNYC.com.

Shoes; Shoe Cult, Nasty Gal. Watch; Nixon, Nordstrom

On Tim: Shirt; Model’s Own. Bowtie; John W. Nordstrom, Nordstrom.

Jacket and pants; Hugo Boss, Nordstrom. Shoes; Model’s Own. Pocket Square; J.Z. Richards, Nordstrom.

On Cameron: Shirt; Hugo Boss, Nordstrom.

Bowtie; John W. Nordstrom, Nordstrom.

Jacket and pants; Hugo Boss, Nordstrom. Shoes; Model’s Own. Pocket Square; J.Z. Richards, Nordstrom.

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On Christian: Shirt; Model’s Own. Tie; Uniqlo, Uniqlo Store.

Jacket; Zara, Zara Stores.

Pocket Square; Model’s Own.

On Chelsea: Cuff; Monc Boutique.

On Tim: Shirt; Model’s Own. Bow Tie; Top Shop, Top Shop Stores.

All in the details On Casey: Shirt; Haute Hippie, Nordstrom.

Necklace; Stylist’s Own.

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Flirty and formal On Christian: Shirt; Calibrate, Nordstrom.

Tie; Countess Mara, Macy’s. Jacket; Zara, Zara Stores. Pants; International Concept, Macy’s. Shoes; Steve Madden, Steve Madden Stores.

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Tailored to PErfection On Cameron: Shirt; Ralph Lauren, Ralph Lauren Stores. Jacket and pants; Hugo Boss, Nordstrom. Shoes; Model’s Own. On Tim: Suit; Model’s Own. Shirt; Model’s Own. On Christian: Suit; Model’s Own. Shirt; Calibrate, Nordstrom.

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Fashion Forward On Cameron: Shirt; Model’s Own. Tie; Model’s Own. Jacket; John Varvatos, Nordstrom. Pants; John Varvatos, Nordstrom.

Shoes; Model’s Own. On Chelsea: Top; Eight-Sixty, Revolve Clothing. Vest; Stylist’s Own. Pants; Blank NYC, Blush Boutique. Shoes; Model’s Own. Cuff; Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton Stores.

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Mix and MAtch On Traia: Top; Hot and Delicious, Blush Boutique. Pants; American Apparel, American Apparel Stores. Shoes; Zara, Zara Stores. Necklaces; Stylist’s Own. On Tim: Suit; Model’s Own. Shirt; Model’s Own.

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Nowadays, the words “eco-friendly,” “recycled” and “sustainable” are becoming more and more popular on the runways and in designers’ minds.

The same environmental awareness that has overcome the food world has now invaded fashion and continues to spread as green technology develops and refines recycled and natural materials.

“Initially, when green fashion started to make any kind of inroads into the apparel industry, it was headed by activists,” says Sass Brown, Design and eco-fashion blogger (ecofashiontalk.com). “Now it’s headed by designers and all tiers of distribution taste levels and price points.”

High-end department stores today sell ecofriendly clothes. The Swedish fashion retailer H&M, famous for its fashionable but cheap clothes, introduced its Conscious Collection. All its designs were made of recycled polyester, linen and organic cotton.

The line was even a success and was worn by famous actresses like Amanda Seyfried at a London premiere and Michelle Williams at the British Academy of Film Awards.

The popularity of “organic” fashion has increased to such a great extent that it has given space for fully eco-friendly brands to be created.

Designers like Alabama Chanin, famous for an array of products which range from wedding dresses to casual clothing, are famous for using organic and recycled materials, stressing the importance of environmental sustainability to the

did you know?

Over 700 gallons of water go into the making of an average t-shirt.

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world of “fast-fashion”. Famous items from her line include a hand-stitched wedding gown, a beaded crisscross top and an American flag quilt all made of organic materials.

This enthusiasm in the fashion industry has given space for eco fashion weeks to be created in major cities like Vancouver that bring together more than 100 eco-friendly brands in order to achieve sustainable solutions.

Large stores like Nordstrom and Dillard’s carry eco-friendly shoe collections colored with vegetable dyes, glued with water based cement and boxed with recycled paper.

Pepe Jeans has also recently introduced its new line of “organic” jeans in efforts to incorporate a more casual line of denim for both men and women. They’re manufactured using ozone technology and are made out of organic grown cotton.

More common in the U.S., Levi’s also adopted the green fashion trend with their latest introduction of WaterLess jeans.

According to the brand, this move is supposed to save 16 million liters of water for the spring lines by reducing the water used in the making of jeans from 96 percent to 28 percent The development of green fashion has increased so significantly in the past 10 years that one can’t even tell which clothes are made of organic materials and which are not. The future for green fashion looks promising as consumer’s demand for it continues to grow and designers continue to put their talents to work. Fashion is now not only more beautiful but also more sustainable.

This spring, as you clean out your closet, keep in mind what goes into your clothing. Throwing away your old outfits could cause more damage than words_gabrielle mottaz. you expect. Here’s why.

Around 13.1 tons of textiles are trashed per year. Only about 2 million of those tons are recycled.

48 percent of people questioned in 2011 said they had thrown away at least one article of clothing.

For every pound of textiles created, about seven pounds of CO2 are emitted into the atmosphere.

Three in-depth stories that remind, inform and describe millennials today.

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hether your choice to attend “The U” involved sunny days and memorable nights on South Beach or interminably long hours at the Richter Library, you might remain confident that you chose the right school. It’s simple: the University of Miami (UM) offers some of the best experiences to some of the best students in the U.S. Coral Gables, with an average December high of 78 degrees, will make just about anyone north of Jacksonville envious of its tropical country club lifestyle. Studying on hammocks hung under palm trees during finals and weather app screenshots sent to shivering students in northern colleges is a resounding norm. There’s no wonder that the student retention rate is about 91 percent. As a ‘Cane, you are entitled to enjoy the South Florida sunshine, light breezes and cool mists of Lake Osceola every day; and you certainly earned it.

Admission to UM is highly competitive.

Not only is the undergraduate program ranked 47th in the nation and the No.1 school in Florida according to the 2014 U.S. News & World Report, it offers an incomparable on and off campus atmosphere as well as city nightlife; not to mention the university’s impressive history of Division I athletics as a member of the Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC).

With the aim of ranking among the most well-revered research institutions of higher learning in the U.S., these past few years have proven crucial. In an attempt to shed the “Suntan U” party school image, the school has invested an immense amount in recent years toward the students, faculty and facilities.

The recent construction of the $46.5 million, 120,000-square-foot Student Activities Center (SAC) and the 34,000-square-foot Schwartz Center for Athletic Excellence are only two of the many examples of these investments.

The Rathskeller (simply, the “Rat”) is now two stories high and has moved to the SAC from it’s previous temporary location in the UC, where Lime now resides. The Schwartz Center features new locker rooms and player lounges to attract potential athletic recruits. Other recent campus enhancements include: the restoration of the university’s first administration building, the renovation of the UC Stage/Patio and Toppel Career Center, additions to the Cox Science Building and the Robert and Judi Prokop Newman Alumni Center along with the adorned U statue.

Alumna Jessica Bryant, who holds a B.S. in psychology, comments on some of the grandest changes she’s witnessed in her years at the University.

“I enrolled at UM in the fall of 2008 and graduated in the spring of 2012. One of the biggest changes I witnessed was the destruction of the original Rathskeller and its temporary move to the UC Patio, which was heartbreaking to watch. In addition, the gruesome murder of the crocodile on campus happened during my college years. I am saddened to say that there is no longer a croc sitting by Eaton with its mouth open facing the sidewalk,” Bryant said.

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Academics

Due to the economic downturn of the time, UM lowers their expenditures after losing a significant amount of their endowment. However, sponsored research expenditures reached a record high this academic year, spending a total of more than $326 million to support graduate students and postdoctoral trainees.

Athletics

The rivalry between UM and the University of Florida (UF) reaches new heights this year when UF wide receiver Louis Murphy suggests that UF is “the new U,” sparking controversy both in the stands and on the field during this year’s match up in Gainesville. The Gators are victorious, with a final score of 26-3. After the victory, UF requests the return of the War Canoe Trophy to Gainesville. The trophy had been on permanent display at the University of Miami Sports Hall of Fame after the final game of the “home and home” series in 1987.

Coach Randy Shannon may have experienced media praise for achieving one of the top freshmen recruiting classes in the nation, but the season is marked by losses at that change can affect each individual on both a personal and communal level, as well as be both bitter and sweet in nature.

“Graduating from a top 50 school is a point of pride for me, but it’s not the most important thing,” said music business major Kevin Spunde. “I think the fact that I enjoy my time at UM and love this school is the most important thing. Some people can balance work and play; others honestly can’t. It takes an unfortunately long amount of time to figure out what type of person you are.”

Yet, you don’t have to be a member of one of the 30 fraternities and sororities to have a rewarding social life. With a rich Miami nightlife that includes areas such as Coconut Grove, South Miami, Brickell, Wynwood, Midtown, Downtown and South Beach, finding a place to unwind and have some fun is anything but difficult.

Though fairly young compared to many other schools ranked within the top 50, UM (founded in 1925) holds a rich history of athletics, academics and student life, producing some of the world’s best athletes, entertainment professionals, business people, doctors, engineers and scholars. UM’s range of campuses each play an active role in making the University of Miami one of the fastest-rising institutions in the nation in recent times.

So, to really show how much UM has grown in just the past five years, Distraction decided to look back at the U’s most memorable moments including everything from academics, to athletics, to student and campus life.

the hands of the Hurricane’s two biggest instate rivals (the UF Gators and the Florida State University Seminoles). The Hurricanes finish this season with a record of 7-6 after their loss to California in the Emerald Bowl.

2008 is the first year that the football team is holding home games at the present day location, SunLife Stadium in Miami Gardens, due to the tearing down of the famous Orange Bowl after the 2007 season.

In the 2007-2008 men’s basketball season, after having been predicted to finish last in the ACC, the team closes the season with an overall record of 23-11 and 8-8 in the ACC. This marks the team’s first NCAA tournament bid since the 2001-2002 season.

UM women’s basketball forward Shenise Johnson is a competitor in the 2009 UI9 World Championships, assisting the USA team in winning a gold metal.

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Playboy magazine ranks The U as No.1 on their list of top party schools in the nation in April 2009. UM’s ranking is based on the following criteria: campus life, sports, sex, “bikini” and “brains.”

Current U.S. President Barack Obama visits the Coral Gables campus during his first presidential campaign to discuss his plans for a new era of American Energy.

The Orange Bowl is pictured from above.

It used to sit up to 80,010 fans; The UM Nursing School welcomes students from around the world to try their advanced simulation labs. Photo courtesy of The Heartbeat

Fans passionately cheer during a football game the last season UM played in The Orange Bowl. It was demolished in May 2008. Students enjoy an afternoon at the Rathskeller on campus.

The old Rathskellar closed its doors in April 2011 before relocating to the University Center.

Academics

According to University of Miami Division of Enrollment Management, 21,845 students applied to UM and 8,411 were admitted, making this year’s admission rate 44.4 percent. UM is ranked amongst the 141 “Best Southeastern Colleges” in the Princeton Review’s Best 371 Colleges. In 2010, Forbes Magazine ranks UM’s undergraduate program at 293 out of 600 in the Academic Ranking of World Universities. U.S. News & World Report ranks the Leonard M. Miller School of Medicine as the 47th best medical school in the nation and the School of Law as 77th.

Athletics

This year, the football team is off to a bad start when backup quarterbacks, Taylor Cook and Cannon Smith, transfer out during fall practice, leaving true freshman A.J. Highsmith as the only backup quarterback. Starting defensive end Adewale Ojomo experiences a seasonending injury after he breaks his jaw during a locker room brawl. The Labor Day game against FSU in Tallahassee is the second most watched regular season NCAA college football game in ESPN history. The game is called the “Battle of Rebuilding Programs.” Quarterback Jacory Harris is a fantastic assist during this game leading a substantial Hurricanes comeback to a 38-34 Miami victory.

After a four-year winning streak for the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, the

Hurricanes defeat the No. 14 Jackets 33-17 at home and receive national spotlight for the first time in five years.

Miami plays in the Champ Sports Bowl against the 9-3 Wisconsin Badgers and loses the game 20-14.

After this season, ESPN ranks Shannon’s new recruiting class as No.13 in the nation.

The women’s basketball team experiences an impressive season with an overall record of 26-3 and 12-2 in the ACC. The team finishes with Duke University as ACC champions in the regular season, earning the program’s first NCAA tournament bid since 1992. The team loses to Oklahoma in the second round. Head coach Katie Meier wins National Coach of the Year.

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The University of Miami, once again, makes Playboy magazine’s list of the top party schools, landing at spot No. 4. UM has not placed on the list since.

The University Village opens its doors to junior and senior undergraduate students after having been previously occupied by graduate students.

The resident buildings that comprise the Apartment Area are closed at the end of the spring semester and are used to house various university departmental offices such as the Office of Student Employment.

Academics

U.S. News and World Report ranks UM’s undergraduate program as 47th in the nation in 2011, making it the No.1 ranked school in Florida.

Athletics

Coach Shannon of the UM football team holds the worst record of any UM coach in four decades finishing the 2010 season with a 7-5 record and a .553 career winning record. Shannon is fired and replaced by Temple University’s Head Coach Al Golden in December 2010, who held a 6-6 record in his first year.

The UF student government requests the War Canoe Trophy’s return to UF after their victory in 2008. However, since UM won the final game of that yearly rivalry as pointed out by Brandon Michell, president of UM’s Category 5, their request is denied.

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Worth Magazine ranks UM as the nation’s most fiscally responsible, non-profit organization in 2011.

A generous $20 million donation is received from the chairs of the Fairholme Foundation, Bruce and Tracey Berkowitz, to build the new SAC. The construction of the Newman Alumni Center is completed, offering event venue space, a new Sebastian’s Café and a revamped Alumni Relations office.

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Academics

U.S. News and World Report ranks UM’s undergraduate program as 38th in the nation, making it one of the fastest-rising institutions in the country and cementing its place as the No.1 school in Florida.

Forbes gives UM an overall national ranking of 132, a ranking among the top 115 private universities, and lists the institution amongst the top 53 research universities.

Athletics

The University of Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball and football program are under investigation by the NCAA rule violations. According to Yahoo Sports, these alleged violations began in 2002 and ended in 2010. Nevin Shapiro, former UM “booster” is incarcerated due to a $930 million Ponzi scheme. Shapiro confesses to Yahoo Sports that he provided thousands of benefits to at least 72 athletes in the eight-year span. Shapiro claims that he gave cars, money, yacht trips and jewelry to UM football players.

While Shapiro makes such claims about his involvement with the Hurricanes, Miami officials cooperate with the NCAA investigation. The NCAA considers giving the Hurricanes the ultimate penalty in college football, The Death Penalty.

NCAA president Mark Emmert issued the following statement: “If the assertions are true, the conduct at the

University of Miami is an illustration of the need for serious and fundamental change in many critical aspects of college sports.”

President Donna E. Shalala says, “it’s quite painful” dealing with a scandal that could tarnish the name of the University of Miami athletic department for years to come. The NCAA starts investigating whether the athletic department, along with 15 current students, are guilty.

Al Golden, the new head coach of the football program, commits to “The U” and focuses on bringing the ‘Canes back to power.

A few months later, UM imposes a postseason bowl ban in their 2011 season.

In baseball, the Hurricanes defeat the Stanford Cardinals 12-1, which leads UM to their fourth college world series win.

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The original Rat is closed in summer 2011 and temporarily moved to the UC Patio, while the construction of the new SAC is underway. Many students are saddened to witness this, as the hotspot restaurant had been in its location since 1973.

A designated parking spot regulation is implemented, which includes color coordinated parking permits.

Academics

UM’s undergraduate program ranking drops to 44 on the 2013 edition of the U.S. News and World Report, but the school remains No.1 in Florida.

Athletics

The UM men’s basketball team played a 14-game winning streak, a No.2 ranking, a 27-point win over Duke, three victories over North Carolina, the first ACC championship and the second Sweet 16 in school history. The team has the greatest season in its program’s history with Head Coach Jim Larranga.

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BroBible.com ranks UM as the No.18 party school in their listing of the top 50 party schools in the U.S. The University of Miami edition of “I’m Shmacked The Movie,” which has almost 93,000 views on YouTube, is filmed during this academic year.

UM imposes smoking designations as an attempt to create a 100 percent smokefree campus environment for the 2013-2014 academic year.

Reconstruction of the UC Patio is underway. The Cox Science building on the main campus completes a 36,000-square-foot annex, complete with new labs and faculty offices made possible by a $15 million stimulus grant from the National Institutes of Health.

After the hugely successful 2007 campaign, Momentum 2, the second breakthrough fundraising campaign for the University, begins.

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President Donna E. Shalala unveils the U statue in front of the UC. The U statue is 7 feet tall and weighs 1,000 pounds.

Academics

This year, 28,907 students applied to UM (the highest number to date) and 11,691 were accepted, making this year’s admission rate 40.44 percent. U.S. News and World Report ranks UM’s undergraduate program as 47th in the nation, but it still holds onto the No.1 spot in Florida.

Athletics

On October 21, 2013, two and a half years later, the NCAA files a rule violation on the Miami Hurricanes football and basketball programs; UM finally receives their punishment.

The football team loses nine scholarships and the men’s basketball team loses three. These scholarship losses will be stretched out over three years. On the other hand, the football team is finally permitted to appear in postseason games for the first time since 2010.

The NCAA states Miami lacked “institutional control” when it came to monitoring the university.

UM accepts the decision and does not plan to appeal. The Hurricanes’ probation will end on Oct. 21, 2016.

“It’s relief that we finally have a decision,” President Donna E. Shalala formally states. “It has been a long haul, but I don’t have any anger or frustration.”

The Miami Hurricanes football team starts off with a 6-0 season, ranking No.7 before losing to Florida State University. It was the first time since 2005 that the team matched its highest rank.

Campus/Student Life

All new SAC facilities are open for use, including the new Rathskeller.

The Coral Gables campus is now 100 percent smoke-free.

The Patricia and Harold Toppel Career Center opened its new facility on Ponce de Leon Blvd., which is double the size of their previous building.

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It’s Friday night and time for the weekly happy hour, turned pre-game, turned bar crawl. Hey, it’s Miami, so it could even be a Tuesday or Wednesday. It’s 2:00 a.m. and the bartender shouts, “Last call!” (wait, it’s Miami, so it’s probably 4 or 5 a.m.) You’re feeling fine, standing up straight and haven’t lost any of your belongings. You decide to suck it up and drive you and your friends home.

You park your car, scramble through your kitchen, eat a slice of pizza, or three, and go to bed.

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Drivers must be careful before they take the wheel after consuming any type of alcoholic beverage. The legal blood alcohol content level for drivers 21 and over is below .08. In 2013, there were 61,852 DUI arrests in the state of Florida.

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ot every night out ends up this way, where you wake up for your dreaded 8 a.m., and don’t give a second thought about that 15-minute drive that could have turned your world upside down.

According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), about 30 people die in alcohol-related, motor vehicle accidents daily and the annual, nation-wide cost of these crashes totals more than $51 billion. According to Florida DMV records, there were 33,625 DUI convictions in Florida in 2011. We’ve all heard the rule, “Don’t drink and drive.” We’ve also heard, “It’s not worth it,” and “A DUI can stay with you for life.” But regardless of the mantras, and not to mention the enforced Alcohol Edu course we all take as freshmen, these DUI statistics have remained stagnant for the past couple years. With the norm of binge drinking (binge meaning five or more drinks within two hours) and the easy access to cars and US-1, it’s not until you or

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your close friend is faced with a DUI that you finally realize, “Damn, this s*%^ is serious.”

So let’s dispense with the obvious: if you’re drunk, don’t drive. That said, let’s move on to the overarching issue with DUIs and college students. It may not just be an overconfident approach to grabbing the wheel or a disregard for laws and safety. The cause for such expensive and complicated DUI stories we hear about after an introductory “my friend just got a DUI” may, in fact, result from a simple lack of knowledge on what to do at the scene of the crime. Let’s be real, does anyone pull out a Florida Drivers Handbook when they see those blue and red lights flashing outside their rear window? So to shed some light on the complicated rules and regulations surrounding DUIs, let Distraction take you on a ride to experience another, more-common-than-youthink situation where the next few months, even years, of your life become filled with court hearings, traffic school and a very, very limited bank account.

It’s Thursday. College Night. Need we say more? But because of the complexity of the situation, let’s continue. The night begins with daytime pitchers at the Rat. The consumption of one pitcher of beer (about five beers) for an average 170 lb male can equal a blood alcohol content (BAC) of about 0.10 percent. The CDC states that with a BAC of 0.10, it will take your body about 6 hours to fully metabolize the alcohol, and it’s barely 5:00 p.m.!

First of all, DUI stands for driving under the influence; under the influence of not just alcohol, but also drugs, medication and anything that impairs you.

According to Sergeant Luis Taborda of the Miami Dade Police Department’s Traffic Homicide Unit, “Many young people take stimulants to keep themselves up and a lot overdo it with red bull and pills, which they don’t realize impairs your judgment and is a case for a DUI as well.”

So while you’ve only had the standard one drink per hour, your daily medication can

raise your BAC above the legal 0.08 percent and you wouldn’t even know it. A standard drink is defined by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism as half an ounce of alcohol (e.g., one 12 oz. beer, one 5 oz. glass of wine, or one 1.5 oz. shot of distilled spirits). And to make things more complicated, a multitude of factors influence your BAC, like age, weight, food intake, overall health and even emotional state. So while you’re acting responsibly by refusing that second beer and waiting another hour before hitting the road, you may not be playing it as safe as you think you are.

You come home from the Rat to nap. You wake up not only feeling sober, but also fully energized and ready to take on the Grove.

Although, you decide to take it easy this night, maybe even drive. Little do you know, you are still technically impaired from the pitchers of beer at the Rat just a few hours earlier. Your pre-game consists of one mixed drink, maybe a beer, too, and you’re on the road.

Although Florida ranks average on the list of states with the most DUI convictions, it’s safe to say that Miami lives up to its “bad ass” reputation.

“We’re a well-known vacation destination and party area, and, unlike some other areas with similar reputations, like Vegas and NYC, driving is more of a necessity in Miami,” said Robert S. Reiff, a criminal defense attorney specializing in DUI cases. “Plus, people like to show of their fancy cars.”

Adding thrill-seeking, college kids to that mix may be how Miami got its other infamous stigma: bad drivers.

You parked your car in some sketchy parking lot on Grand Ave. Your friends pile out and begin the succession of bar visits. You’re feeling a little lame, even bored, and begin regretting your decision to take it easy. Low and behold you have a beer in one hand and a Moose Juice in the other. At 3:00 a.m., the scene has died down. It takes little to convince your friends that you’re fine to drive. You reach US-1 and see a DUI checkpoint ahead.

DUI checkpoints: What are they exactly?

Can the police stop any car they want? Should you turn around and take the back roads home?

According to Jonathan Parker, attorney at law for Miami-Dade County, “At a checkpoint, the police have a methodology for investigation. They are set to stop every third or fifth car, unless someone peaks their interest.

They can’t just stop everyone and look through their windows. If you are the third or fifth car, they will stop and question you.”

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OMW be There in a Min While not as complicated as a DUI, but just as important, the texting while driving phenomenon has been sweeping through our generation. On Oct. 1, 2013, the Florida Senate implemented the “Florida Ban on Texting While Driving Law,” making it one of the last four states in the country to enact this type of law. According to the statute, “A person may not operate a motor vehicle while manually typing ... into a wireless communications device or while sending or reading data on such a device.” Florida’s law, however, applies only to secondary violations.

This means a texting driver must first be pulled over for another traffic violation. The law also doesn’t apply to drivers in stopped vehicles. Firsttime violators face a mere $30.00 fine.

However, second and subsequent violations committed within a fiveyear period are considered “moving violations,” assessing points to the driver’s license.

The important thing here is not to draw attention to yourself. If you see a checkpoint, and make a sharp U-turn to speed away in the opposite direction, you’ve definitely raised some suspicion.

“The idea is that you just want to pass under the radar,” Parker said.

All the information on preventative measures are out there and the finite rule, “don’t drink and drive,” has been engrained into our minds since our first permit test. But what to do in the heat of moment, flashlight in your eyes and police officer hovering over is not such a widespread concept.

“First thing is to cooperate,” Parker said.

On one hand, “Don’t argue with the police and be respectful. You don’t want to give them a reason to make your life miserable. The only

We live in a label world where the clothes we wear and the things we have force people to profile us. Being labeled a ‘Cane is no different. Along with highly ranked academics and athletics, the U has its reputation. Unfortunately, a UM decal or

thing you should be saying is ‘yes sir’ and ‘no sir’ and understand that anything you say can be used against you.”

On the other hand, the idea of total complicity, in some cases, may be the one factor leading to a conviction. While respecting authority and staying cool and collected is first and foremost, knowing your rights and understanding what an officer can and cannot ask of you is no crime. For example, it may come as a surprise that portable breathalyzer devices are actually illegal in the state Florida.

“The law is that breath testing can only be done post-arrest, so those hand-held devices we see on TV are not permitted in this state,” Reiff explained. “They can only be given to individuals who are under 21 to determine if they’ve been drinking underage. It’s for administrative purposes, not criminal.”

So you’re the unlucky third or fifth car chosen at this checkpoint. The officer asks you to roll down your window. Technically, you only have to roll it down enough so you can hear the officer. However, if the officer requests that you roll your window down completely, a refusal is cause for suspicion. He asks if you’ve been drinking. Here, a common misconception is that you have the right to remain silent. On the contrary, your Miranda Rights only hold true if you are in custody, not when being pulled over on the side of the road. Therefore, be courteous, but admit to nothing. You are under no obligation to give the officer any information beyond what is on your license.

Admitting to drinking will give him the cause to investigate. “I don’t feel comfortable answering that question” is always a safe bet.

Without admission, the officer must base his decision to pursue a DUI arrest solely on your driving or your mannerisms after the stop.

A refusal to chitchat about you night’s events is no indication of impairment. In your case, however, the officer says he smells an “alcoholic beverage” on your breath (since pure alcohol has no scent). Now what?

“If you get questioned because the officer can smell an odor on breath, be polite. Never get mouthy to a cop because that will always make things worse. If the officer asks you to submit a field sobriety test (field test), you do not have to perform it. However, the reality is that if the officer smells alcohol on your breath, he has already decided to arrest you and is only using the test to gather evidence,” Reiff said.

In addition, if you have any injury that may inhibit your ability to perform a field test, i.e. a bad back or a sprained ankle, you must tell the officer as well.

UM parking permit profiles not just a good student or an athlete, but a presumably wealthy party kid. In her police report, Jill quoted the police officer saying, “She’s white and goes to UM, let’s take her in,” after they saw her UM parking pass.

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FIRST OFFENSE: Fines of $250 to $500. If you have a BAC of .20 or higher, or were driving with a minor in the car, your fine will be anywhere from $500 to $1000.

Mandatory community service of up to 50 hours, or an additional fine equaling $10 per required hour.

SECOND OFFENSE: Fines of $500 to $1,000. For BAC of .20 or higher, or a minor in the car, minimum $1,000 to $2,000.

THIRD OFFENSE: Fines of $1,000 to $2,500. If it’s your third conviction in 10 years, you’ll be charged $2,000 to $5,000.

fourth OFFENSE: Fines of $1,000 minimum; with BAC of .20 or higher, minimum of $2,000 fines. No maximum.

DUI MISDEMEANOR: If you cause property damage or personal injury to someone else while driving under the influence, you’ll be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor. That means fines up to $1,000 and jail time of up to one year.

DUI FELONY: If you receive three DUIs in a 10-year period, or receive four at any time, you’ll be committing a thirddegree felony. You’ll also have a felony conviction if you cause serious bodily injury to someone else. Fines can reach $5,000 and jail time can last five years.

DUI Manslaughter: If you kill someone while driving with alcohol in your system, it’s a second-degree felony, with penalties of a fine up to $10,000 and/or jail sentence up to 15 years.

ADD $5,000 TO $10,000 ATTORNEY FEES AND YOU’RE LOOKING AT A DUI COST RANGING FROM $10,000 TO $20,000.

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You’ve elected to take the field test and disclosed to the officer your injured knee.

Although you thought you had passed, the officer deems you lacked balance or recited the alphabet too slowly. You’re car is towed and you’re taken to the police station. This is where the question of “should I blow?” comes into play.

“People always ask, ‘should I take a breath test?’ The answer is: it depends. If you truly have not been drinking, then absolutely. You should also demand an independent blood or urine test because the law allows you to ask for blood test proof, should the breathalyzer malfunction in some way,” Reiff explained.

But in your case, pitchers at the Rat and drinks from the Grove will prove otherwise.

“If you have been drinking, then the answer is no because then the state won’t have concrete evidence against you,” Reiff continued.

“At the station, you can still decline a breath test. Your license will be suspended for a year, but by refusing you are limiting the amount of evidence you have against you,” which will make it much easier to fight the DUI charge in court in the future.

Since it’s the middle of the night, or rather, early morning, you may be spending the night in a cell awaiting your morning court appointment where you’ll hear your options and receive a future court date that determines your conviction and sentence. For many DUI cases, this is just the beginning of months of legal action. Each case, however, is unique to its own predicament but Distraction heard from a couple UM students who’ve experienced firsthand the problems, stipulations and legalities of a DIU allegation.

Both students chose to remain anonymous, so let’s call them Jack and Jill. Jack was recently charged with a DUI after driving home to Coral Gables from Coconut Grove.

“I felt good to drive,” Jack stated. “I turned right at a red light. I probably took a rolling stop but the police said I gunned it. Once I saw the lights I immediately pulled over. I was complying and didn’t fumble or anything. They said I smelt like alcohol and asked me to take the field test. I told them I had a bad knee twice and they disregarded it. I thought I passed the test, but they said I failed and took me to the Coral Gables Police Department.”

Not knowing any better, Jack took the breath test at the station and first blew a .11 and then a .10. His license was suspended for six months. He was shackled and transferred to an inmate facility to await the next morning’s court hearing.

“They processed me and took my fingerprints. I wore inmate scrubs with socks and flip-flops that they gave me. They put me in a holding cell with 15 felons where I waited from 3 a.m. to noon,” Jack said.

At the hearing, Jack was given his options and a future court date. He was released with no belongings and no money near a metro stop.

“I begged a lady to give me $2.50 to take the metro back to UM and got a friend to drive me to get my belongings and my car,” Jack said.

With this DUI being one of the worst experiences of his life, fixing it was no short feat.

“I took a deal that will lower the sentence.

After six months of DUI school, an advocate program where I check in with my case counselor every month, and 50 hours of community service, I’ll have a reckless driving charge instead of a DUI, which I can later get expunged,” Jack explained.

Jack feels that had he known how to better handle the situation, the extent of his criminal charge would not have been as severe.

“If I had known better, I would not have taken the breathalyzer. I’ve also learned that I’ll never even drink one drink and drive, but people still will until they’ve had a friend who’s gotten a DUI. Jail is demoralizing and you feel like you’re in a place you don’t belong,” Jack said.

You now have a DUI on your record.

And you’re a UM student. So what does this mean? According to Crime Prevention Officer of the University of Miami Police Department (UMPD) John Gulla, “UMPD has a working arrangement with the Coral Gables Police Department, in which they always have the option to contact us or the University

“Jail is demoralizing and you feel like you’re in a place you don’t belong.” in the case of a student-related incident.

We also collaborate with Miami-Dade and other departments when they hold DUI checkpoints in our area as a joint effort between departments. Our main goal is to protect our own and get students where they need to go on and off campus safely.”

If another police department informs UMPD of your DUI, UMPD will then inform the Dean of Students office (DOS) because, “If school policies are broken, we refer the student to DOS,” Gulla said.

Now what happens to your relationship with the University? Associate Dean of Students & Director of Judicial Affairs Tony Lake, Ph.D, explains the disciplinary procedure for a student with a DUI charge.

“Anytime we are notified that a student has been involved in some incident that might violate our policies, we have to investigate. If a student was pulled over for DUI on Ponce, generally we’re going to hear about it. If it’s Hialeah or Homestead, maybe not,” explained Lake.

You’ve been charged with a DUI on US-1 in front of campus. Evidently, the school will hear about it.

“We look at the police report, not the criminal charges and we decide if there should be disciplinary actions within the University,” Lake said, meaning the disciplinary hearing does not take into account the actual DUI charge, only the incident report from the scene of the crime.

“What happens to a student after depends on how serious the situation is. Sanctions can range from community service to probation

or expulsion, in the most serious cases. We also build educational sanctions around it, like assisting with educational events on campus related to alcohol.” Dean Lake also emphasized that many of the community issues surrounding alcohol are not a “college-student issue,” they are more likely an age issue (18-25) that just so happens to be the college population.

All in all, UM administrators and the police are simply trying to keep us all safe, but when we’re faced with a DUI, it’s almost human nature to attribute a drunk driving incident to any outlying factor. A well-known stigma circulating UM is that the police intentionally try to catch students and have a financial incentive for charging the apparently wealthy UM student with a DUI. The financial incentive is two-fold.

Reiff explains that, “police are paid overtime when attending court hearings and depositions. Therefore, they have a great financial interest in making DUI arrests and bolstering their overtime.”

Parker, however, argues that, “certain cops are DUI specialis ts, but for your average policeman, a DUI is a hassle. I suppose they could get paid for overtime, but it hasn’t been my experience that that’s why they do what they do.”

For Jill, a couple court hearings worth of “overtime” is an understatement. As we’ve said, no DUI case is the same, but hers is truly out of the ordinary.

“About a year-and-a-half ago, I drove to a house party near campus. I drank and therefore didn’t want to drive home. I decided to call a cab and wait in the backseat of my car,” Jill explained, saying that decision was one of the biggest regrets she has to date. “Next thing I know, two Miami-Dade police officers are knocking on my window asking to search my car. I agreed because I had nothing to hide and thought I was being nice. They also searched my purse.”

Without probable cause, you have the right to refuse a vehicle search.

“They saw my UM parking pass and I heard one officer say to the other, ‘She’s white and goes to UM, let’s take her in,’” Jill explained.

And that was the beginning of an agonizing almost 18-month, agonizing law suit.

Jill was arrested and taken to the Miami-Dade Police Department, where she felt she was coerced into taking a breathalyzer test, in which she blew over .08. In Florida, constructive possession - sitting inside your car with your keys while drunk - is considered a DUI, regardless of whether the car was on or not.

“I thought I was trying to do the right thing by calling a cab and because of my upbringing, I was being open and polite and thought the officers were just doing their job.

Now, I think it was naïve of me to act that way,” Jill confessed.

Nine court appearances, 100 hours of community service and about $10,000 later, the DUI charge was dropped because the judge concluded that Jill was not in control of her car.

If she could have done things differently, Jill says she wouldn’t have let the police search her car and would have refused the breath test.

“I hope my friends understand what I had to go through because of one little mistake. It took a year-and-a-half of my life to get this all cleared up and it continually made me feel not guilty, but really disappointed in myself. It’s easy to be scared when you’re in that situation, but now I realize you have to have your wits about it,” Jill said.

Checkpoints, traffic citations and constructive possessions aside, some defendants claim they were set up. With the “everyone is out to get me” mentality of many college students, we often conclude that police officers wait outside the bars, watching bar-goers get into their car, follow them and instigate a DUI investigation. Is it true?

“I’ve had many cases like that in the past,” Reiff said. “I knew one particular police officer who took pleasure in catching UM students.

He would literally watch them leave Moe’s, follow them and pull them over. So yes, it does happen. But good news, that officer has been taken off the road.”

It now seems like DUI cases can easily turn into a “he said, she said,” cop versus attorney game.

Officer Taborda explains that, “We don’t have time to sit outside a bar and wait. In Miami, there are too many calls for service to have our guys sitting around in the Grove.

Maybe around 3 or 4 in the morning when we’re not as congested, yes, but ‘sandbagging’ is not illegal. We discourage our officers from doing it because attorneys will fight it, but even so, it doesn’t happen often, not in our agency.”

No matter how it happens, we live in a strict, law-enforced society that upholds the safety of its people.

“We’re not here to arrest students. I went to UM,” Taborda reveals. “We’re not here to hurt people’s careers, but sometimes we have no choice. Sometimes I make an arrest and I feel so sad because it’s a good kid, but it’s my job. Make a decision and make the right one. Do not get behind the wheel if you’re impaired.”

Now you’re on your way home from a night in jail, looking back on the past 24 hours and thinking about how you’re going to tell your parents. At this point, the one way to get through the tough months ahead is to be thankful that no one was hurt. Tell your friends to learn from your mistakes, vow that it’ll never happen again and move on. When it comes down to it, DUIs are complicated and trying to simplify them is nearly impossible. Just remember these few tips that can save you a lot of time and money: be polite, don’t feel coerced to take a breathalyzer, know your rights, find a good attorney and follow the process. A $40 cab doesn’t seem so expensive now, does it?

A cosmopolitan is left on the ledge of the oustide patio at Club 50 in Brickell. The 50th floor has become a popular weekend party spot for UM students.

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All in the

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MICHAEL KAPLAN If anyone is destined to be a doctor, it’s Michael Kaplan. With a gastroenterologist for a father and a pediatrician for a mother, it seems only fitting that Kaplan is following suit.

“I think my parents definitely influenced my decision to go into the medical field,” Kaplan said. “Just having them as a resource to talk to about what it really means to be a doctor was very, very helpful to me.”

Kaplan, a senior from Syracuse, New York, is majoring in Microbiology and Immunology and is planning to specialize in either cardiology or orthopedics.

“I want to go into the medical field because it uniquely combines my interests in academia and helping others. I feel that the field of medicine is intimately tied with technology as well as cutting-edge research. It’s constantly evolving and it’s very exciting to be a part of that,” he explained.

Though his parents’ career choices certainly affected his own, Kaplan says that he never felt pressured to enter the medical field.

“They have always been a good influence.

They pushed my brother, my sisters and me to excel in whatever field we went into. We never felt pressured to study anything specific,” he said. “I know my parents are very proud.”

Kaplan cherished the opportunity to be able to talk to his parents about his future career path.

“It was useful to be able to see what a practicing doctor looks like,” he said.

Ever since his freshman year, Kaplan was intrigued by courses relating to medicine and the human body, especially immunology, virology and parasitology.

“Immunology involves enhancing the body’s natural defenses to fight diseases,” he said. “It’s interesting because of the fine balance between an immune response that’s too strong, which leads to autoimmune disorders, or too weak, which leads to infections. Immunology teaches you how to treat many different diseases rather than just a single one.”

Even after just completing his first year at UM, Kaplan did not hesitate to apply his studies in the real world. After all, that’s what being a pre-med student is all about.

“Over the summer of my freshman year, I did a project at the Hussman Institute of Human Genomics to map certain regulatory patterns for a brain protein involved in Parkinson’s disease,” Kaplan said about his involvement in the Miller School of Medicine.

Since then, Kaplan participated in a research project at the Miami Project to Cure Paralysis, in which he investigated the role of a specific immune pathway in the development of neurological pain.

After graduation, Kaplan hopes to continue his education at the UM Miller School of Medicine. After his stint in Miami is through, Kaplan does not plan to go into private practice like his parents. Instead, he’d like to work for a hospital.

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ASHLEY GRIMES Some people get their mother’s eyes.

Some people get her pointy nose, her high cheekbones or her infectious laugh. Ashley Grimes got her mother’s smarts.

Grimes is in her fourth year of the fiveyear architecture program at the University of Miami and credits her keen design-oriented genes to her mother.

“My mom owns a home design firm. She’s technically an interior designer,” Grimes said.

“I’m going into the architectural design field, with an emphasis on residential design. I chose this field because I grew up surrounded by design and it grew on me.”

Grimes’ mother works on “new builds,” meaning she designs houses from floor to ceiling before they’re even built. When Grimes told her mom about her interest in architecture, she encouraged Grimes to pursue the degree so that they could work together in the future in Grimes’ hometown of Long Beach Island, N.J. “[I don’t think I’ll work with her] immediately, but down the road, I’ll work with my mom,” Grimes said. “I want to get my own experience first, live in New York City and then, when I’m ready, team up with her... maybe even open another office.”

Throughout the past two summers, Grimes ran foreman meetings at Turner Construction Company in New York City. It provided her with the opportunity to sit in on meetings with clients. For Grimes, simply working with the clients is rewarding.

“All of your work has something to show in the end. I’m most excited for the day that I drive by a building and say ‘I designed that and now it’s a real thing.’”

Her goal is that one of these buildings she designs will become one of her clients’ dream homes.

“I love the idea of giving people that aren’t knowledgeable in [architecture and design] something that they want and making their dreams come true,” she said. “When they picture a space, I can put it on paper and create it for them in real life.”

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BLAIR COHEN Senior Blair Cohen has all the makings of a future dentist. Every word that comes out of her mouth drops cleanly from two rows of pearly white teeth, and she’ll happily admit that her dental inclinations started early.

“Ever since I was a little girl, my dad has taken me to dental conventions to see all the latest dental tools and technology,” Cohen said.

“It just really sparked my interest in dentistry and it amazed me to see all that’s out there just for your mouth.”

Cohen majors in Microbiology and Immunology and plans to pursue dentistry post-graduation. Her father, a general dentist

at Dental Care in Boca Raton, Fla., has allowed Cohen to shadow him at work and was happy to hear that his oldest daughter was studying to become the next dentist in the Cohen family.

“He’s so excited…he’s more excited than I am!” Blair said.

Though her father influenced her career choice at a young age, it’s clear that Cohen has a true passion for dentistry and is not merely following in his footsteps.

“I like dentistry because it’s very handson. It’s a mix of art and science, and those are my two favorite subjects,” Cohen said. She suddenly laughed. “I said that in all my [dental school] interviews.”

After numerous interviews at prestigious dental schools such as New York University, Case Western Reserve University, Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine and Boston University, Cohen has decided to continue her education at Temple University in Philadelphia, her father’s alma mater.

After a four-year D.M.D (Doctor of Dental Medicine) program, she hopes to return to South Florida. Though she’s focused on opening her own practice rather than joining her father’s, Cohen attributes her career and lifestyle choices to him.

“I’ve been to his office so many times and I just really like what he does,” Cohen said.

“He’s so happy and he makes a good living and that’s what I want for myself. Happiness and success…that’s all you can ask for.”

“I love accounting. I’m probably one of the few people who has ever loved accounting. My mind works that way,” she said.

Cuny also worked as an intern for Habitat For Humanity, where she helped keep their finances in order.

“I kept track of all the bills, receipts and transactions and also made them a depreciation schedule for all their assets,” she said.

As to whether she wants to follow in her mother’s highbrow Wall Street footsteps, Cuny says she has other plans.

“That’s definitely not the direction I’m going,” she said. “I’d rather work in a small company where I actually have a say and where I’m not just a number plugger.”

Look out for this mother-daughter duo in a future Cuny accounting firm, one day.

JULIA CUNY “Alright, challenge accepted.”

That was junior Julia Cuny’s response when her mother told her that she wasn’t smart enough to follow her into accounting. But Cuny not only followed, she led.

Cuny seems to have a natural knack for balancing, which comes in handy as she juggles her major (accounting), her minor (marine science) and Greek life (Chi Omega, of which she is president). And her passion for organization is surely an asset to the accounting profession.

“I like having everything organized.

Everything goes where it needs to be,” Cuny said. “You should see my room, it’s perfect. I have to have everything perfect. It’s definitely what my brain is made for.”

Cuny says that her mother, who used to work on Wall Street, definitely bred her as an accountant, but had doubts as to whether Julia was intelligent enough for the job.

“It’s definitely one of the hardest [majors] in the business school, so I figured, ‘If I’m paying this much money, I might as well challenge myself.’ They don’t offer ocean engineering at UM, which I would have loved to study, so I went with accounting,” she said.

But lucky for her, Julia developed a strong liking and devotion to the major that started as her second-choice.

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What do you think the sculptures on campus look like?

Distraction asked the following students their thoughts.

“Random, kinda like Miami, you have to look at it to UNDERSTAND.”

“the easter island heads.”

“abstract piece on the movie ‘Coming to America’.”

“giant spider.”

“a ring of fire.”

“dueling toothbrushes.”

“an ant raising the roof.”

“a crag.”

photos_rori kotch. design_erin meagher.

- Bettina Schumacher, Sophomore

- Zach Jones, Senior

- Jen Levine, Senior

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- Devin Fitzgerald, Freshman

- Devin Rivero, Freshman

- Matt Sussmane, Junior

- Corey Blumenthal, Freshman

- Tyler Pedersen, Sophomore

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