NEW! Compacts Like the BFF who kindly informs you that your lipstick’s smudged or you have spinach in your teeth, our compacts are an indispensable addition to makeup bags everywhere. One side has a regular mirror and the other is magnified, because sometimes you need to look at things closely—and sometimes you probably shouldn’t.
NEW No. 9781601066145 Face It £6.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066152 Caution £6.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066169 WTF £6.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066176 Hello £6.95 each
More portable than a vanity table!
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 9781601066572
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2.75 x 2.75 inches
Acrylic case with two mirrors; one regular, one 2x magnified
Inner pack
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NEW! 3-Way Pads
Not-Your-Average Index Cards NEW!
Triple the functionality, triple the humor, triple the fun: our 3-Way Pads are a trifecta of goodness. Three tiers ensure you’ll never be caught without a way to categorize your tasks, while a protective acetate cover ensures your notes will stay nice and tidy. Who says three’s a crowd?
We’ve given that ol’ studying standby, the index card, a makeover. In addition to peppy colors, we’ve added a thick rubber band to keep the stack together. Prep for finals, outline that novel you keep meaning to write, or record a cherished recipe in style.
Truly a triple threat!
NEW No. 9781601066527 Tabbed £4.95 each NEW No. 9781601066305 Seriously. £3.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066312 Nonsense £3.95 each
Not everyone takes notes on a phone, tablet, or computer
Handy rubber band!
Waterfall tabs!
NEW No. 9781601066329 Someday £5.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066336 Utter Crap £5.95 each NEW No. 9781601066534 Indexed £4.95 each
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Small: 3.25 x 5.5 inches; Large: 3.5 x 8 inches
Acetate cover; 60 pages; 3 tiers; 20 pages per tier; binding tape
Inner pack
Small: 8 Large: 6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
3 x 5 inches
60 cards (3 different colors); notch with rubber band
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
5
On-the-Go Game Pads Sometimes we just need a little fun to keep us occupied till the bus arrives or the movie starts—so we made the On-the-Go Game Pad. Its success led us to do the logical thing: make another one! Packed with five fun activities for young and old alike, both pads are the battery-free, all-paper antidote to boredom and ennui. All you add is the pencil.
New
No. 9781601065186 Game Pad 1 £6.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066244 Game Pad 2 £6.95 each
Five all-new games in one handy pad!
6
dimensions
specs
6 x 9 inches
Cardstock cover; adhesive binding; 60 perforated sheets; 5 games, 12 sheets each
Game Pad 1 has sold over 55,000 copies!
INNER pack
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Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voilà: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Our newest title is a cool keepsake for your favorite kidlet.
No. 9781601065476 Awesome Journal £7.95 each
New NEW No. 9781601066282 Kiddo Journal £7.95 each
Share your affection the fill-in-the-blank way!
No. 9781601065643 Wish For You Journal £7.95 each
No. 9781601064936 Love About You Journal £7.95 each
Removable PVC Jacket POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 102. NO. 9781601066084
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dimensions
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4.5 x 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; removable PVC jacket
INNER pack
No. 9781601066053 Love About Mum Journal £7.95 each
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NEW! The Anti-Social Network Journal
Selfies Photo Album NEW!
Got the TMI (Too Much Internet) blues? The Anti-Social Network Journal is inspired by everyone’s love-hate relationship with oversharing. Full of satiric prompts that poke fun at the digital age, its ample blank space offers users a return to the days of unplugged peace and personal privacy.
The first photo album just for selfies—the modern-day self-portrait—embraces the self-indulgent worldwide phenomenon. Complete with captions and slots to hold three different sizes of printed selfies, this memento encourages smartphone photogs to get their work off the device and into one blatantly selfie-obsessed book.
It’s reflective!
Answers the question, “If I didn’t post it online, did it actually happen?”
NEW No. 9781601066466 Selfies Photo Album £8.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066343 The Anti-Social Network Journal £9.95 each
For technophobes and technophiles alike!
Document those special “me” moments!
Isn’t it time your selfies got off the smartphone?
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dimensions
specs
5 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; lay-flat binding
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
6.5 x 6.5 inches
Padded cover with Mylar tip-on; 16 sheets (32 pages) folded to form a French fold; diecuts for inserting 3 sizes of photos
Inner pack
4
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NEW! Voucher Book for Women
The Pregnancy Book for Men NEW!
What’s the easiest way to get what you want from a significant other, a friend, or an annoying relative? Don’t be vague or obtuse—just be clear! This cheeky new coupon book gets specific with requests (like takeout for dinner) and also offers thank-yous for the little kindnesses that comprise a relationship (like sleeping in). Not just full of IOU’s, the collection includes you-owe-me’s, too, making it a gift that keeps on giving (and taking).
Introducing a prenatal book for guys that doesn’t assume he’s a meathead. Urbane and funny, with sound info and stylish illustration, The Pregnancy Book for Men is realistic but not terrifying (“Week 28: If you once believed that pretty girls poop glass marbles and never fart or burp, you’ve probably learned a lot by now.”). With an easy-to-digest, week-by-week format, this guide will be his go-to for all forty weeks.
Guaranteed to help you get what you want
The road map to fatherhood he didn’t know he needed! NEW No. 9781601066299 Voucher Book for Women £10.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066541 Pregnancy Book for Men £9.95 each
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Just because she’s pregnant doesn’t mean he’s not freaking out. Front
Front
What to expect when she’s expecting? This book reveals all! Back
Back
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dimensions
specs
8.5 x 6.25 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 148 vouchers, 2 perforated vouchers per page; matte laminated cover with spot varnish and metallic ink; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
5.75 x 7.25 inches
Paperback; 144 pages; full-color throughout; 100+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
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NEW! Wrist Notes
Magnetic Product Mini Notes NEW!
We’ve taken the to-do list horizontal and hand-lettered, and now we’re bringing it to a place it’s never been: your wrist. Write, wrap, and ta-da—you’ll never forget the milk again. Who needs a string around the finger when these paper bracelets are so much cooler?
WRIST NOTES
WRIST NOTES
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
It’s a magnet that acts like a sticky that’s really a whiteboard, and it’s coming to a magnetic surface near you. Borrowing from some of our most popular sticky notes, these dry-erase magnets are destined to make your home life more functional, colorful, and droll all at once. You’re welcome.
Step 1: Write here.
THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
Step 2: Insert small circle into larger slit.
No. 9781601065681 WTF £4.95 each
No. 9781601065698 XOXO £4.95 each
No. 9781601065704 Nag Note £4.95 each
No. 9781601065711 Just Sayin’ £4.95 each
Step 3: Place on wrist.
Step 4: Pull band through.
Step 5: Wrap small slit around band.
NEW No. 9781601066503 Check It Off £4.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066510 Friendly Reminder £4.95 each Step 6: You’ll never again forget to remember!
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Packaging: 3.75 x 12.25 inches; Bracelet: 11 x 0.5 inches
25 bracelets (5 designs); diecuts to hold bracelet in place
Heat-sealed polybag; backer card with keyhole punch
Inner pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Dry-erase board: 3.75 x 4.25 inches; Dry-erase pen: 3 inches
Laminated whiteboard on vinyl magnet; dry-erase pen with eraser top, plastic clip
Blister pack; peggable
Inner pack
6
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Rotating Stamps We put the right message right where you need it: on a convenient rotating stamp! With twelve eminently inkable phrases (plus ink pad), these witty gadgets do the talking, back-talking, and sweet-talking for you.
Give ’em a WTF or OMG— ASAP
No. 9781601065629 FYI Stamp £8.95 each
Red ink pad inside!
Stamp out workplace boredom! No. 9781601065469 Love Stamp £8.95 each
The mechanical cousin to conversation hearts!
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Packaging
Stamp: 2.5 x 3 x 1 inches; Ink pad: 2.5 x 2 x 0.5 inches; Box: 3.75 x 8 x 1.25 inches
Rotating rubber stamp with plastic handle; red or black ink pad
Box with clear acetate window; peggable
No. 9781601065636 Office Jargon Stamp £8.95 each
Inner pack
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Boxes Product
Manila Not Vanilla Envelopes Product
With storage boxes as sturdy and attractive as these, there’s no need to actually be organized. Just gather up those doodads, documents, and whatnots, then let the miracle of four sides and a lid do the rest. You’ll be sane and your stuff will be safe from prying eyes. After all, even your crappiest crap deserves a tidy home.
Manila envelopes are the gold standard for important mailings, and our update to this classic form features graphic designs and checkboxes to amuse both sender and recipient. Then again, these envelopes are so good-looking, you may want to keep them yourself to organize and store photos, articles, and such. It’s okay. We do it, too.
Each set includes 3 different colorways!
No. 9781601064752 Me / You £5.95 each
No. 9781601065193 More Crap Box £6.95 each
No. 9781601065209 Crap Box £5.95 each
No. 9781601064769 Receive This £5.95 each
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No. 9781601065216 Miscellany Box £6.95 each
HASTE CARE LOW EXPECTATIONS
No. 9781601065223 Stuff Box £5.95 each
SHRED
ENJOY
READ
K ndly
SHARE
No. 9781601064776 Contents £5.95 each
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Large: 9.25 x 4.75 x 11.75 inches Small: 5.75 x 5.75 x 8.5 inches
specs
Sturdy corrugate
Packaging
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Large: 9 x 12 inches Small: 6 x 9 inches
6 envelopes, 3 of each size
Shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
4
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File Folders The ultimate mix of fun and functionality, Knock Knock File Folders are quintessential staples for home or office that are known to speak for themselves—and everyone else.
No. 9781601062574 Do, Ponder, File £5.95 each
No. 9781601064493 Days of the Week £5.95 each
No. 9781601062581 Useless, Nothing, Nosy £5.95 each
No. 9781601062598 Crap £5.95 each
No. 9781601064509 Honest Acronyms £5.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601062659
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
11.75 x 9.5 inches
6 file folders, 1 of each style
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
11.75 × 9.5 inches
6 file folders, 2 of each style
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Very Important Pens No mere writing utensils, Very Important Pens are handsome, high-quality communication tools that wittily express your state of mind without uttering a word. Pithy and polished, with a pleasantly substantial “feel,” these pens put the power of expression in your hands.
G M O
No. 9781601065162 OMG Pen £9.95 each
No. 9781601065179 Genius Pen £9.95 each
No. 9781601064165 WTF Pen £9.95 each
No. 9781601064172 Get Crap Done Pen £9.95 each
High-quality pen wittily expresses your attitude as it helps you accomplish stuff
Strong visual impact at POP!
Makes humdrum tasks less soul-crushing
No. 9781601064189 Procrastination Pen £9.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601064974
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pen: 5.25 × 0.25 inches Box: 1.75 × 6.5 × 0.5 inches
Black 0.6 mm refillable gel pen
Tuck-top cardstock box with acetate window; peggable
Inner Pack
4
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Task Clips
Takeout menu organizer Product
You may be drowning in papers, but at least you’ll do it in civilized style with our Task Clips. These smart, eye-catching clips feature a sophisticated color palette and pithy directives to make filing a (near) delight.
Control the chaos with our brilliant Takeout Menu Organizer! Featuring a sleek look and practical zip-around format, this ingenious classic is impervious to pizza sauce and perfectly sized to blend in with all those cookbooks you aren’t using.
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No. 9781601063519 Importance £6.95 each
No. 9781601061331 Takeout Menu Organizer £14.95 each dimensions
specs
Packaging
8.25 × 10 inches
Softcover 3-ring binder with heavy-duty zip-around closure; 40-sheet notepad; 5 tabbed pocket dividers with sheet of labels
Shrinkwrapped
No. 9781601063526 Utility £6.95 each
Inner Pack
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WTF Self-Inking Stamp The urge to leave one’s mark on the world is universal, and Knock Knock’s WTF Self-Inking Stamp helps fulfill this desire over and over again—in bold capital letters. This amusing, addictive inker will customize any surface—and make you feel like the powerful (and profane) bureaucrat you’ve always wanted to be.
No. 9781601063533 Underwhelmed £6.95 each
Ker-chunky satisfaction guaranteed
No. 9781601061164 WTF £6.95 each
WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.
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specs
Packaging
8 large clips: 1.25 × 2.25 × 0.5 inches; 6 small clips: 0.75 × 1.5 × 0.25 inches; Box: 6 × 4 × 1 inches
8 large clips, 6 small clips
Paper-over-board box with diecut window lid and acetate window; shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Packaging: 3.25 × 3.5 × 1.75 inches Imprint area: 2.25 × 1 inches
Plastic self-inking stamp
Tuck-top box
Inner Pack
6
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Personal Library Kit
In the Backseat Product NEW! NEW!
Our bestselling Personal Library Kit reintroduces old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention. The kit’s self-adhesive pockets, checkout cards, date stamper, and keepsake box have bibliophiles everywhere channeling their inner librarian. Plus, when the stacks are empty, you can reload your Personal Library Kit with a handy refill pack!
A Hit with Kiddos Hitting the Road! Road trips can be fun, but for pint-sized passengers, all those hours in the car can be so booooooring. Keep the kids occupied with this rip-roaring activity book, which doesn’t require batteries or chargers. Packed with riddles, jokes, and a DIY barf bag for upholstery protection.
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Hours of entertainment for passengers and drivers alike.
NEW No. 9781601066558 In the Backseat £10.95 each
No. 9781601060723 Personal Library Kit £11.95 each
Amusing illustrations liven up any voyage.
No. 9781601061430 Personal Library Kit Refill £3.95 each
Reduce “Are we there yet?” by at least 47.3%
dimensions: 3 × 5 × 3⁄4 inches specs: 15 self-adhesive pockets
and checkout cards; cello bag Inner Pack: 8
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dimensions
specs
6 × 7.5 × 1.25 inches
20 self-adhesive pockets and checkout cards; date stamp and inkpad; pencil; paper-over-board box with acetate lid
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
4
dimensions
specs
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Hardcover; 32 pages; 30+ illustrations
Inner pack
Ages
3
6+
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Dear Dad NEW! Mom / Dear Product
A Hoot for Kids—a High Five for Parents! Let kids prove their love with these playful activity booklets designed to delight (and tease) the folks. Full of funny, colorful illustrations and activities (chart Dad’s moods on a graph! Make a button for Mum to wear!), each book makes a fetching keepsake for kids to give to the loving despots in their lives.
Provides positive reinforcement for parental good behavior!
No. 9781601066022 Dear Dad £5.95 each
No. 9781601066015 Dear Mom £5.95 each
Includes kid-friendly projects that Mum will love, too.
Offer Dad some much-needed kudos!
Make Mum cry—with laughter
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Creative activities give both parents and kids a kick.
dimensions
specs
5.75 x 8.25 inches
Paperback; 48 pages; full-color throughout
A sure hit for Father’s Day
Inner pack
Ages
4
4+
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Flashcards NEW! Product
Play time Pads Product NEW!
Create an Instant Smarty-Pants!
Playtime Pads Are Perfect for Creative Kids!
Children love to learn and say crazy-sounding words—not to mention impressing grownups with them—so we created Big Word Flashcards, featuring some of the coolest multisyllabic terms in the dictionary. Our new Silly Word Flashcards are packed with the same brand of zany definitions, child-friendly pronunciations, and playful illustrations.
Get those munchkins off computers, video games, and phones and onto good old-fashioned paper. More fun than TV, I’m an Artist! encourages children to explore and express their imagination and creativity in one portable place. More active than any gadget, Scavenger Hunt keeps young’uns busy as they search for “treasure” around the house (or hotel room, backyard, etc.). Best of all, these pads are also entertaining for parents!
NEW Y KB BAC AR UL POP AND M E D
NEW No. 9781601066473 Silly Word Flashcards £7.95 each
BIG WORD FLASHCARDS
Fun ll a for es g a
No. 9781601063700 I’m an Artist! £5.95 each
No. 9781601063717 Scavenger Hunt £5.95 each
A kid-friendly twist on a classic format!
“You’re so persnickety! Who cares where each log goes?” 25 splendiferous words for youngsters! No. 9781601063595 Big Word Flashcards £7.95 each
dimensions
3.75 × 5.5 inches
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specs
Packaging
25 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Paper-over-board box with hinged lid; shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
Ages
6+
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
40 sheets; cotton ribbon hanger; adhesive binding; 60 stickers (12 each of 5 designs)
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
Ages
6
4+
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Hide Eek! NEW! &Product
Pixel Coloring Product Book NEW!
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark—It Hides Secret Surprises!
Unleash the Creative Whiz Kid!
From our creative kindred souls at award-winning UK-based firm Hat-trick Design, this fantastically interactive picture book features images hidden ingeniously inside its illustrations—literally. To reveal the surprise on each spread, turn out the lights or snuggle under the covers, then fire up your torch. Who knows what you’ll find?
When kids color in the boxes of this state-of-the-art activity book, fanciful images zoom into focus: a dancing hamburger, a pizza-eating pigeon, a roller-skating peacock, and other most-excellent surprises. With dozens of creative prompts, this fun book turns regular kids into 8-bit coloring wunderkinds—and keeps them enthralled for hours.
Best use of torches since shadow puppets!
No. 9781601065285 Hide & Eek! £13.95 each
Just fill in the blocks for instant art!
No. 9781601064905 Pixel Coloring Book £4.95 each
. . . are not quite what they appear!
Watch out: this book’s simple little scenes . . .
How it works:
Witty text tells a little story!
Switch off the light.
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Turn on your torch.
Open the book.
POP DISPLAY
Shine your torch behind the page to reveal the hidden picture.
dimensions
specs
11 x 7.75 inches
Hardcover, 48 pages; double Wire-O binding; full-color throughout; 20 illustrations
Inner Pack
3
Ages
4+
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601063212 dimensions
specs
6 x 8.75 inches
Paperback, 80 pages; lay-flat binding; 38 illustrations
Inner Pack
Ages
4
6+
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READING RUMPUS NEW! Product
Wine Journal
Are You Ready to Rumpus!? The Reading Rumpus is a delightfully entertaining activity kit made especially for kids who love books. Designed for young readers on the go, this smart little set celebrates and encourages pleasure reading with special star stickers for rating stories, an activity booklet, games, bookmarks, and more.
With the Wine Journal by your side, you’ll never drink alone. Both a vino-appreciation primer and record of your exploits, this handsome volume will teach you everything you need to know to pose as a wine aficionado, including food pairings, vocabulary, and fascinating trivia. Now go drink.
Packed with reading madness and mayhem!
No. 9781601064370 Reading Rumpus £12.95 each
Distinguish your Syrahs from your Sauvignons.
NAME:
THIS WINE WILL PAIR WELL WITH:
VINTAGE (aka year):
GRAPE VARIETY/BLEND: PRICE:
ALCOHOL Cork
Fake cork
:
Screw top
OVERALL RATING:
Fish
Chicken
Meat
A cheese plate
Dessert
Brussels sprouts PURE VINEGAR
Box
PURE DELIGHT
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SWEET SPOT MATRIX Considering price and taste, indicate wine’s position on the graph
When:
Where:
With:
Because:
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Swill
Nectar
COLOR: Greenish • Yellowish • Golden • Pinkish • Light red • Medium red • Dark red • Nearly midnight
No. 9781601065841 Wine Journal £10.95 each
•
AROMA First impression:
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Short legs Long legs
Second thoughts:
DRINK IT AGAIN? Not even if you paid me.
Maybe, if very drunk.
Sure, why not?
Yes, please.
And again, and again.
If only I could afford it!
N OT E S :
SWEETNESS Bone dry
Two-buck Chuck
Dry
Not so dry
Sweet
Like candy
ACIDITY Tart
Crisp
Fresh
Soft
Flabby
FLAVOR INTENSITY DOA
Subtle
Bold
Ferocious
BODY Watery
Silk y
Velvety
Syrupy
FINISH Flash in the pan
The next best way to enjoy wine besides swallowing it
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
8.5 x 6.5 x 0.25 inches
24-page paperback activity booklet with 8 sticker sheets, lay-flat binding; 5 bookmarks; 10 self-adhesive pockets and book-rating cards
Cardstock portfolio; polybag for interior elements
Inner Pack
Ages
3
6+
dimensions
specs
5.5 x 8 inches
Paperback with foil stamping; 128 pages; ribbon page marker
Pleasantly lingering
Won’t go away
Record your impressions like a pro.
Inner pack
3
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Guest Books Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite candid expression in the office, at the table, or on the throne with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the fun must end, the memories should linger.
It’s flocked!
No. 9781601065612 Cubicle £11.95 each
Make your cubicle significantly less square.
New NEW No. 9781601066275 Couch £11.95 each
No. 9781601064516 Dinner Party £11.95 each
Guests can record your fête from soup to nuts.
Perfect for couch surfers and sitters alike
No. 9781601064523 Bathroom £11.95 each
Once completed, book becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake!
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dimensions
specs
8.5 x 5.5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
Over 50,000 Bathroom Guest Books have brought chuckles to the powder room! 37
Fuck It List / Chuck It List You’ll never run for prime minister or learn Hungarian. With this liberating journal, you can now admit it and move on. Filled with humorous prompts and facts on things you’ll never try (base-jumping, eating fugu, etc.), the Fuck It List absolves you of tiring ambition and bucket-list pressure. The Chuck It List offers the same sardonic surrender, curse-free!
No. 9781601065834 Chuck It List £10.95 each
Back
Back
Includes amazing facts on activities you’ll never, ever do!
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Make a list of stuff not to do—you’ll feel better!
CHUCK THAT
Experience the liberation of saying “fuck it.”
FUCK THAT
No. 9781601065827 Fuck It List £10.95 each
dimensions
specs
6 x 8.25 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Helps you tell the bucket to suck it!
Inner pack
3
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Inner-Truth Journals Honesty may not really be the best policy, but it’s definitely a bestselling one. Inner-Truth Journals are a hit with skeptics, neurotics, and overthinkers everywhere. Boasting a positive point of view, our new title confirms what you’ve always suspected: you’re pretty good at being you. With playful prompts and candid quotes from history’s greatest wits, InnerTruth Journals will inspire you to tell it like it is.
More than 547,837 copies sold in the series!
DATE
WHY I GOTTA BE ME TODAY:
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance. OSCAR WILDE
TODAY’S AUTHENTIC-SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL:
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WHY I GOTTA BE ME TODAY:
No. 9781601065247 I’m Doing My Best £11.95 each
No. 9781601064097 It’s Gonna Be Okay £11.95 each
No. 9781601060747 My Dysfunctions £11.95 each
No. 9781601060754 In My Humble Opinion £11.95 each
No. 9781601061065 I Can’t Sleep £11.95 each
No. 9781601061348 I’m a Parent? £11.95 each
My heart always leads me to me!
New
STEPHEN COLBERT
NEW No. 9781601066237 I Gotta Be Me £11.95 each
TODAY’S AUTHENTIC-SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL:
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No. 9781601065810 I Need to Unplug £11.95 each
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7 × 9.5 inches
Paperback, 160 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
3
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Mini Inner-Truth Journals
DREAM JOURNAL
These pocket-sized gems have all the wisdom and caustic humor of their full-sized forerunners—plus the benefit of fetching portability. With five curmudgeonly, relatable angles to choose from, you can take your cynicism with you wherever you go.
5.75"
Mini InnerTruth J nals feature 102% clean and curse-free content!
NEW No. 9781601066138 Mini It’s Gonna Be Okay Journal £6.95 each
New
No. 9781601063410 Mini Dysfunctions Journal £6.95 each
Perplexed by inappropriate, recurring, or just-plain confusing dreams? Make friends with your subconscious—and its head-scratching contents! Cheaper and considerably less nosy than a shrink, this bedside analyst offers an easy format for recording your psyche’s odd nocturnal missions and interpreting their significance. Because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar—but not usually.
No. 9781601063427 Mini Humble Opinion Journal £6.95 each
Explore your subconscious without paying for actual therapy
No. 9781601064486 Mini Pet Peeves Journal £6.95 each
No. 9781601065230 Dream Journal £10.95 each
No. 9781601063434 Mini Can’t Sleep Journal £6.95 each
Prompts and checkboxes take the work out of dream analysis.
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4 × 5.75 inches
Paperback, 164 pages; lay-flat binding; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
6.25 x 9 inches
Paperback with silver foil stamping, 128 pages; 2-color interior; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner pack
3
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Product Kraft Journals
My Life inProduct Graphs
Our Kraft Journals are the perfect blank canvas for your brilliant (or not so brilliant) thoughts. Tactile and minimally adorned, featuring lay-flat binding, rounded corners, and lined pages, each journal contains a single declarative statement on the cover. After all, what more do you need than a good one-liner to inspire your own sparkling wit and clever conclusions?
Chart your course—past and present—with the miracle of fill-in-the-blank diagrams. Whether you’re looking for clarity in mundane matters or in life’s more intense topics, My Life in Graphs will help you simplify the whole process the infographic way, one chart at a time!
MY LIFE IN GRAPHS
A GUIDED JOURNAL
76%
REFLECTION
With Tear-ou straigh t tedge for creating Graphs !
24%
N AV E L GAZING
A Personal Compendium of Fill-In Tables, Charts, Diagrams, and More
No. 9781601061287 My Life in Graphs Journal £11.95 each No. 9781601061195 OMFG £4.95 each
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6.75 × 8.75 inches
Paperback, 128 pages; lay-flat binding; diecut acetate window; full-color throughout
Inner Pack
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One Word a Day Journal You’ve heard of micro-blogging—now try micro-journaling! Just pick one word to describe your day. One word! And if even that seems too much, we’ve included a clever synonym list to spark your imagination. Sumptuously clothbound, with a ribbon marker, this extra-chunky objet d’art is the perfect gift for anyone who’s ever dreamed of keeping a diary but been too gosh-darned busy to do so.
No. 9781601061201 Ideas £4.95 each
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No. 9781601061218 Not Here £4.95 each
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specs
7.25 × 9.5 inches
Paperback, 152 lined pages; kraft cover, lay-flat binding
No. 9781601063656 One Word a Day £9.95 each
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
4.75 × 3.25 inches
Hardcover, 384 pages; cloth cover; lay-flat binding; ribbon page marker
Inner Pack
3
45
100 Reasons to Panic You’re a reasonable, neurotic human being—and goodness, there sure are a lot of things to freak out about: marriage, babies, getting old, cat ladyhood. Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this highly giftable series offers an unflinching, hilarious take on the stuff that makes us sweat—plus commonsense reassurance that everything’s going to work out fine. Probably.
Panic about an impending union, birthday, baby—or fur baby!
New
NEW No. 9781601066268 Cat Lady Panic £5.95 each
For anyone who’s ever owned (or been owned by) a cat.
No. 9781601064875 Baby Panic £5.95 each
Offers a one-two punch of plain truths and belly laughs.
No. 9781601064882 Married Panic £5.95 each
An ideal gift for the witty, intelligent bride-to-be!
82. You haven’t done everything on your bucket list yet.*
*There’s no time like the present.
No. 9781601065773 Old Panic £5.95 each
The perfect birthday present for anyone over 22!
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3.75 x 5 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; 29+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
4
47
Lines for all Occasions Lines for All Occasions has been putting words in mouths for many successful and highly quotable volumes, including our latest, Guilt Trips & Mind Games. With compelling compliments, slanderous slams, and Machiavellian manipulations, these pocket-sized prompters provide the appropriate (or deliberately inappropriate) script for every encounter.
No. 9781601060587 Insults & Comebacks £5.95 each
No. 9781601060594 Pickups & Come-Ons £5.95 each
No. 9781601060570 Excuses & Lies £5.95 each
New NEW No. 9781601066459 Guilt Trips & Mind Games £5.95 each
Equip yourself with the sly skills once reserved for mothers and misanthropes.
More than 881,275 copies sold in the series!
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Master the art of maintaining the upper hand.
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No. 9781601065858 Flattery & Faint Praise £5.95 each
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3.5 × 5.75 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; cloth cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
49
Cheerful in 100 Days
Coolness Graphed
Breaking negative mental habits can be tricky. Instead, override them with new, more whimsical ones. Based on the notion that cheerful madness is preferable to miserable sanity, this book features colorful illustrations and fanciful mood-boosting experiments such as “Send a gift to a stranger,” “Swim underwater with your eyes open,” and “Answer every question with: Yes, I know!”
The world changes quickly, and even the überest of hipsters may find themselves wondering if something is cool or not. Based on the popular blog of the same name, this hand-drawn collection illustrates the relative coolness of a range of hot-button topics from throw pillows to winning the lottery to finding a pickle. So, that’s extremely cool.
Simple charts make it easy to ascertain coolness at a glance
No. 9781601065278 Coolness Graphed £8.95 each
Bold, graphic illustrations practically guarantee a good mood.
No. 9781601066039 Cheerful in 100 Days £9.95 each
Cheerfulness: it’s the new black!
50
Packed with playful activities aplenty!
dimensions
specs
4.75 x 6.5 inches
Hardcover; 128 pages; 100+ illustrations; book jacket
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
6 x 4 inches
Hardcover, 112 pages; lay-flat binding; 50 hand-drawn graphs
Inner pack
4
51
Phobophobia
Inconsequential Dilemmas
This clever compendium celebrates the spectrum of human dread in all its wondrous eccentricity. (Fear of buttons, anyone?) Designed and conceived by the creative crackerjacks at award-winning UK-based firm Hat-trick Design, Phobophobia plays with typography and images to create an entertaining visual guessing game. Readers of all levels of neuroticism will be compelled to embrace the apprehension.
Can I eat food off the floor? Should I hug this person? Such ho-hum conundrums may seem minor, but they demand our attention on an hourly basis, and can be knottier than computer code to contemplate. With 45 helpful charts covering remarkably irrelevant questions, this practical guide helps you make the right stupid decision the first time—every time.
No. 9781601064851 Phobophobia £8.95 each
No. 9781601064868 Inconsequential Dilemmas £9.95 each
Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601063212 Fear of nudity
Make trivial decisions with pseudoscientific aplomb!
Fear of clothes
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601063212 dimensions
7 x 4.5 inches
52
specs
Hardcover, 96 pages; 80+ illustrations
Inner pack
3
dimensions
specs
7 x 7 inches
Paperback with flaps and gatefold, 29+ illustrations; lay-flat binding, 96 pages
INNER pack
3
53
How To Have a Very Bad Dog
How To Traumatize Your Children
Ever been to the dog park and wondered, “How do those people have such very bad dogs?” Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal. Packed with advice and exercises for both you and Rover, this book teaches the newest techniques for cultivating a dog who growls at guests, hogs the sofa, and freaks out when you go to work.
Good parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children explains how to give your precious offspring character-building damage to last a lifetime. Whether you want to send your children to therapy with the same techniques your parents used or try an entirely new approach, this instructional volume will show you the way.
Choose a personal trauma style—narcissistic, indulgent, and more.
No. 9781601065766 Very Bad Dog £7.95 each
No. 9781601063090 Traumatize Your Children £7.95 each
Learn How To: Coddle your dog’s worst habits and insecurities Turn Fido into an extension of your ego Encourage unpredictable behaviour through inconsistency
Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting.
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FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601063212 dimensions
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4.5 x 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner pack
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4.5 × 6.5 inches
Paperback, 144 pages; full-color throughout; 10 illustrations
Inner Pack
4
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The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
A Year of Fortunes
Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their need for self-diagnosis with medical information aimed at the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. More than 300 debilitating diseases, conveniently organized by symptom (real or imagined), will ignite even the mildest neurotic’s fantasy life. We’re all going to die—why not choose an ailment that’s rare and hard to pronounce?
Obviously, the best part of a fortune cookie is what’s inside. Now you can enjoy fortunes all year long—minus the crumbs and calories! A Year of Fortunes (Without the Cookies) contains 365 witty and wise paper prophecies printed on perforated, authentically sized slips—perfect for tearing, sharing, or posting on your fridge. Bound in festive red satin, this clever little book delivers destiny on a daily basis.
More than 80,003 copies sold!
No. 9781601063854 A Year of Fortunes £6.95 each
5
perforated fortunes per page
No. 9781601060358 Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You £14.95 each
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dimensions
specs
8 × 10 inches
Hardcover, 192 pages; full-color throughout; 45 illustrations
Inner Pack
3
dimensions
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4.25 × 3 inches
Hardcover, 152 pages with perforation; satin cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
4
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Sticky Notes Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them.
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New
NEW No. 9781601066107 Blah, Blah, Blah £2.95 each
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Wow them with some hot paper-on-paper action
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NEW No. 9781601066114 Never Again £2.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066121 P.S. £2.95 each
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No. 9781601062383 All Out Of £2.95 each
No. 9781601065605 Mine! £2.95 each
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No. 9781601062451 While You Were £2.95 each
No. 9781601062963 Duh £2.95 each
No. 9781601062970 Just Sayin’ £2.95 each
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No. 9781601065445 Be Mine £2.95 each
No. 9781601063441 OMG £2.95 each
No. 9781601062390 WTF £2.95 each
No. 9781601062420 Things...Piss Me Off £2.95 each
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Packaging
3 × 3 inches
100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
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8
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Sticky Notes
BACk by popular demand
No. 9781601062437 Nag Note £2.95 each
No. 9781601062444 Shit List £2.95 each
No. 9781601063458 Stupid Question £2.95 each
No. 9781601061720 Note to Self £2.95 each
No. 9781601061676 Complaint £2.95 each
No. 9781601061683 Blah, Blah, Blah £2.95 each
No. 9781601063465 Mental Note £2.95 each
No. 9781601063472 Crap £2.95 each
No. 9781601064295 Aha! £2.95 each
No. 9781601065070 Hand-Lettered Crap £2.95 each
No. 9781601065087 Hand-Lettered Thank You £2.95 each
No. 9781601064011 Hand-Lettered Blah £2.95 each
No. 9781601064301 Seriously? £2.95 each
No. 9781601064691 Whatever £2.95 each
No. 9781601064707 XOXO £2.95 each
No. 9781601064028 Hand-Lettered Need to Talk £2.95 each
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No. 9781601064042 Hand-Lettered Deal With £2.95 each
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Sticky Signs
Fortune Stickies
If a picture is worth a thousand words, an iconic hand gesture has to be worth at least a sticky note. These visually expressive stickies let you show and tell it like it is, whether you’re pleased or pissed. Better yet, if you’re lazy, you needn’t waste energy composing a message—even blank, these fingers do plenty of talking.
No. 9781601065728 Thumbs Up £2.95 each
Like movies and popcorn or vodka and tonic, sticky notes and fortunes are a classic combo that was just waiting to be discovered. Inspired by A Year of Fortunes (p. 57), these appealing little packets contain pith and whimsy for both work and personal applications, turning everyday memos into events of prophetic import!
No. 9781601065360 Love £5.95 each
No. 9781601065377 Work £5.95 each
Share the gift of good fortune—and make it stick.
Offer timeless wisdom with your nag notes.
No. 9781601065735 Thumbs Down £2.95 each
No. 9781601065742 I’m Okay £2.95 each
No. 9781601065759 Screw It £2.95 each
Communicate on multiple levels
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dimensions
specs
3 x 3 inches
100 sheets; repositionable adhesive
Packaging
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8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
2.5 x 1.75 inches
4 pads (with repeating phrases), 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
Inner pack
6
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Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack)
Sticky Note Packets
Based on our bestselling sticky note titles, these super-versatile mini 2-packs are the perfect size for memo-ettes, notes to self, page-flagging, and brief communiqués of all kinds. Because sometimes a little irreverence goes a long way.
The demand for stickies knows no end, so we’ve created the ultimate mobile sets. Tucked inside these folios you’ll find a generous selection of stickies to keep you on the path of productive righteousness. According to our math, if one sticky pad is great, six pads are 8.42 times better.
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No. 9781601065131 Seriously? £2.95 each
No. 9781601065148 Complaint £2.95 each
No. 9781601065117 To Accomplish £8.95 each
No. 9781601065124 Time Critical £8.95 each
No. 9781601064714 Days of the Week £8.95 each
No. 9781601064721 Honest Acronyms £8.95 each
No. 9781601064738 OMG £2.95 each
Honey, we shrank the stickies!
No. 9781601064745 Duh £2.95 each
No. 9781601064943 Crap £2.95 each
No. 9781601064950 Nag £2.95 each
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Pads: 2 x 2 inches Packaging: 2 x 4 inches
2 pads, 50 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped; peggable
Inner pack
8
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Pads: 2.75 x 2.75 inches Packet: 8.25 x 5.5 inches
6 pads, 40 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Self-sealing polybag
INNER pack
4
65
Jumbo Sticky Notes
Mini Sticky Sets
Of course size matters—especially when it comes to sticky notes. These supersized adhesive honeys provide that extra bit of space you crave, whether it’s to make a list or pen a love letter to yourself. You could use fewer words, but why?
I’M
STICKY!
Pithy and portable, our Mini Sticky Sets satisfy the basic human craving for convenience—and for little stickies in little boxes. Perfectly sized for maximum utility, these cardboard trays hold five modern, colorful sticky pads of varying size and content.
Tray for tidy storage!
No. 9781601062987 Someday £5.95 each No. 9781601065100 Crap to Do £5.95 each
No. 9781601065094 Note to Self £5.95 each
No. 9781601062994 Self-Important £5.95 each No. 9781601064219 Your Attention Please £5.95 each
No. 9781601064233 Remember To £5.95 each
dimensions
4 × 6 inches
66
specs
60 sheets with repositionable adhesive
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 4 × 1 inches
Corrugated tray; 5 sticky pads, 100 sheets each with repositionable adhesive
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
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Horizontal Pads
Perforated Pads
Look who’s had work done. Some of our all-time bestselling Classic Pads have a brand-new orientation and hand-lettered look, resulting in a greatly increased freshness quotient while retaining all the functionality of the originals. Get it down and get it done—whether you’re making spaghetti or trekking the Serengeti.
Your brain is divided in half, as is your life. Why fight it? With these uniquely dualistic to-do lists, you can attend to different sides of your daily rounds—while keeping them nice and separate. Multitasking was never so simple.
ACTUALLY PERFORATED!
They’re bright. They’re peppy. They’re perforated (right down the middle)! No. 9781601065483 Horizontal Fresh Out Of (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065490 Horizontal What to Eat (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065506 Horizontal All Out Of (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065667 To Do/To Buy £5.95 each
No. 9781601065674 At Home/At Work £5.95 each
No. 9781601065513 Horizontal What to Pack (with magnet) £5.95 each
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dimensions
specs
9.5 x 4.5 inches, horizontal orientation
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
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6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6 x 9 inches
60 sheets; chipboard backer; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
6
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Knock Knock Pads In 2003, Knock Knock blazed the trail of notepad ingenuity, organizing lives, tickling funny bones, spawning imitators, and so much more. Our latest additions let you deconstruct a crummy mood, harness random stuff, and get your shit in order.
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Our pads tell it like it is!
New
NEW No. 9781601066183 Why I’m In a . . . Bad Mood £5.95 each
NEW No. 978160166190 Random Notes £5.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066206 Get Your Shit Together £5.95 each
No. 9781601065001 Get Some Sleep £5.95 each
No. 9781601061546 All Out Of (Red) (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061935 All Out Of (Blue) (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601065568 What I Ate £5.95 each
No. 9781601065575 Things Mom Needs £5.95 each
No. 9781601064998 This Week £5.95 each
No. 9781601061942 All Out Of (Pink) (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601064660 Do Your Chores (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061966 Pro-Con £5.95 each
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specs
Packaging
6 × 9 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
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Knock Knock Pads
No. 9781601061522 To Do (Blue) £5.95 each
No. 9781601063571 To Do (Red) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061539 What to Eat (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061591 Things . . . House (with magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601061614 Paper Voodoo £5.95 each
No. 9781601061645 Make a Decision £5.95 each
No. 9781601062758 Crap £5.95 each
No. 9781601063694 Another Meeting £5.95 each
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HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT IT?
ANGRY
SCARED
JOYFUL
SAD
CYNICAL
POWERLESS
PERSECUTED
NUMB
HOW DO I REALLY FEEL?
RELIEVED
DEPRESSED
STRESSED
ALIENATED
EXCITED
ENVIOUS
ASHAMED
THIS PROBLEM LIKELY STEMS FROM MOTHER SEX
FATHER NO SEX
BOUNDARY ISSUES
SPOUSE
CHILD(REN)
INNER CHILD(REN) BRAIN CHEMISTRY
OTHER PEOPLE
ORIGINAL SIN BASIC UNLOVABILITY
ME
EARLY WEANING BAD LUCK
OTHER:
RELEVANT PRESENT INFLUENCES
RELEVANT PAST ISSUES
INSTRUCTIONS: AFTER WRITING BOTH LISTS, DRAW LINES TO CONNECT PRESENT AND PAST PHENOMENA TO ACHIEVE GREATER SELF-UNDERSTANDING
WHAT IT ALL MEANS
BREAKTHROUGH ACTUAL THERAPY REQUIRED
MEDICATION, PLEASE
EVERYBODY ELSE IS CRAZY
I'M SO EVOLVED
“OUR TIME IS UP FOR TODAY”
No. 9781601061553 Things . . . Happy £5.95 each
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No. 9781601061560 Pack This! £5.95 each
No. 9781601061577 Shit List £5.95 each
No. 9781601062253 Self-Therapy £5.95 each
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Knock Knock Pads
Paper Mousepads Product With sixty pages for notations, located in the most convenient spot—right under your hand—our Paper Mousepads help you streamline your desk space and better utilize time spent at your computer. Your thoughts will never escape you again!
No. 9781601063977 Parents’ Night Out £5.95 each
No. 9781601065025 Hand-Lettered What to Eat (magnet) £5.95 each
No. 9781601063984 The Long / Short List £5.95 each
No. 9781601064066 Hand-Lettered To Do £5.95 each
No. 9781601065018 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision £5.95 each No. 9781601063991 Hand-Lettered 5 Days a Week £6.95 each
No. 9781601064004 Hand-Lettered Information Central £6.95 each
No. 9781601062543 5 Days a Week £6.95 each
No. 9781601062550 Information Central £6.95 each
No. 9781601064080 Hand-Lettered Note to Self £5.95 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.5 × 8 inches
60 sheets; adhesive binding on top and left sides
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
6
75
Nifty Notes Knock Knock’s communicatory Nifty Notes allow everyone, regardless of their actual verbal capabilities, to pass judgment and spit wit on paper. Our new titles let you dole out props or own up like a grownup.
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New
NEW No. 9781601066213 Awesome Citation £3.95 each
NEW No. 9781601066220 My Bad £3.95 each
No. 9781601065438 Sweet Talk £3.95 each
No. 9781601065049 Office Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601064677 Parking Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601065520 Mom Note £3.95 each
No. 9781601065582 Hot Mess Citation £3.95 each
No. 9781601065032 Told You So £3.95 each
No. 9781601063397 Guilt Trip £3.95 each
No. 9781601064684 Just Sayin’ £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4 × 5.25 inches
50 sheets; adhesive binding
Shrinkwrapped
No. 9781601063380 WTF £3.95 each
No. 9781601063045 Passive-Aggressive £3.95 each
Inner Pack
6
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Nifty Notes
Pocket Notes These tasteful notepads are as stylish as they are functional, and make everyday to-dos feel special. With fancy gold stamping, a rich color palette, and playful checkbox prompts, these witty charmers ensure you’ll remember every last thing on your list.
STOCK UP
Stocked up
No. 9781601064103 Stuff to Do £4.95 each No. 9781601061874 High Five £3.95 each
No. 9781601061454 Apology £3.95 each
No. 9781601064110 Stock Up £4.95 each
No. 9781601061461 Fashion Citation £3.95 each
NOTE TO SELF Re:
Lay down the law in indisputable ink (or erasable pencil)
Date:
Urgent
Relay
Burn
Do
File
Laminate
Received by self
No. 9781601064127 Great Ideas £4.95 each
No. 9781601064134 Note to Self £4.95 each
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dimensions
specs
3.25 × 5 inches
50 perforated sheets; matchbook-style textured cardstock cover with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
6
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Jot Pads Product
Lined Product Pads
Scribblers, take note. These handy-dandy scratch pads are designed for hit-and-run lists, scrawls, and doodles— whether you’re in the kitchen, office, car, or bedroom. When you need to get it down right away, the Jot Pad is your Johnny-on-the-spot.
No. 9781601064783 Kitchen £4.95 each
Inspired by the classic legal pad, our Lined Pads are the Casual Friday of notepads: playful and professional, and perfect for home, office, or just about anyplace. Whether you’re prepping for a meeting or jotting a grocery list, there’s plenty of room for your creative marginalia and top-secret, uncensored commentary.
No. 9781601064790 Desk £4.95 each
No. 9781601065384 Whatever Lined Pad £4.95 each
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No. 9781601065414 WTF Lined Pad £3.95 each
No. 9781601064806 Car £4.95 each
No. 9781601065407 Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad £3.95 each
No. 9781601064813 Bedside £4.95 each
dimensions
3.5 x 5.5 inches
80
No. 9781601065391 Seriously Lined Pad £4.95 each
specs
60 sheets; adhesive binding
Packaging
Shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Large: 8.5 x 11 inches Small: 5 x 8 inches
Large: 50 perforated sheets; Small: 60 perforated sheets; paper binding
Shrinkwrapped
Inner pack
Large: 6 Small: 8
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Desktop Pads
Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads
Knock Knock’s gratifyingly plump Desktop Pads are brought to you by the word “blah”; the letters W, T, and F; and the eternal question “Seriously?” Offering a contemporary twist on the classic computer-adjacent tablet, these chunky little champs combine modern-day wit and functional elegance so you can repeatedly express your apathy and befuddlement while retaining your composure.
Our Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads keep more than just your place—they keep your notations, comments, and thoughts handy, too. With twenty-five tear-off placeholders, each cardstock pad does double duty for diligent students and book lovers alike.
For books as witty as these bookmarks, see pages 46–57
New
More blasé than personalized letterhead!
NEW No. 9781601066091 Seriously? Desktop Pad £6.95 each
No. 9781601063144 You Are Here £3.95 each
No. 9781601065155 Blah Blah Desktop Pad £6.95 each
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No. 9781601063168 Reading This £3.95 each
No. 9781601063861 WTF Desktop Pad £6.95 each
dimensions
specs
Packaging
4.5 × 5.5 inches
150 sheets; paper tape binding with two metal posts
Shrinkwrapped
Inner Pack
4
dimensions
specs
Packaging
1.75 × 6.75 inches
25 bookmarks
Resealable clear bag; peggable
Inner Pack
6
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Vouchers Product Knock Knock Love Tokens and Vouchers are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favor of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favors from road trips to the last word, they allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. Their sibling, 100 Kisses, delivers instant gratification in an elegant, retro package—and features three ultraspecial, randomly placed golden tickets to sweeten the deal.
No. 9781601060204 Lovers £5.95 each
No. 9781601065551 Love Tokens £3.95 each
dimensions
specs
5 x 2.25 inches
15 perforated coupons; bound with embossed cover
Inner Pack
6
No. 9781601060228 Friends £5.95 each
Put forth minimum effort for maximum love!
BACk by popular demand
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No. 9781601062826 100 Kisses £4.95 each
dimensions
specs
2.25 × 5.5 inches
100 perforated tickets, 3 with gold foil stamping
Inner Pack
6
dimensions
specs
8 × 3.25 inches
20 perforated coupons; bound, with gold foil stamp on cover
Inner Pack
6
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Wine Gift Tags A gift of the grape is always appreciated, but when you accessorize it with one of these fancy (and remarkably clever) tags, your bottle will practically become a party in itself. Dressy and droll, with a crisp structure and a strong finish, they’re far more festive than standard-issue greeting cards—and work equally well with champers or screw caps.
WINE GIFT TAGS
Just Add the Bottle!
8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
No. 9781601064547 Drink This Wine £5.95 each No. 9781601064530 Make a Toast £5.95 each
And you thought free booze couldn’t get any better!
No. 9781601064554 Mood Enhancer £5.95 each
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
Tags: 3 x 8 inches Box: 3.25 x 11.25 x 0.5 inches
8 tags, 2 each of 4 styles, with circular diecut and pre-folded score
Diecut tuckbox
INNER pack
4
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NEW! Product Tags
Countdown Calendars Product
Show your closet you care with Apparel Tags, a clothes horse’s best friend. Each tag lets you keep track of dry cleaning and maintenance, favorite clothing combinations, and how often items get worn. Foodie Gift Tags lend a sweet finish to treats from your kitchen—as if your fruit crumble could get any more crumbelievable.
When it comes to countdown calendars, why should Christmas get all the action? Kids and grownups enjoy looking forward to special events year-round, so these calendars build playful anticipation for upcoming milestones. Birthday kids and expectant moms alike will savor the humor and surprise waiting behind each tiny window.
No. 9781601065537 Apparel £3.95 each
Your wardrobe will thank you
Includes greeting card
Includes greeting card
No. 9781601065544 Foodie £3.95 each No. 9781601065292 Birthday Countdown £9.95 each
No. 9781601065308 Baby Countdown £9.95 each
Just add food!
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dimensions
specs
2.25 x 5 inches
20 perforated tags; cardstock cover; paper tape binding; hole punched
dimensions
specs
Packaging
9.75 x 12.5 inches
Four-color laminated chipboard with matte art paper; greeting card with envelope, cotton ribbon hanger
Polybag with wraparound marketing card
Inner pack
6
INNER pack
Ages (Birthday Calendar)
3
4+
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FlashcARDS
Dream Masks
Knock Knock Flashcards feature the latest terminology in various vernaculars. Everyone’s vocabulary—from amateurs to experts—is sure to improve in arenas as diverse as psychobabble and what’s being said in the streets. With bestselling style and a bonus game insert, these cards ensure you’ll sound in the know—wherever you go!
Star in your own midnight movie every evening with these luxurious, whimsically transportive sleep masks. Whether you prefer a summer blockbuster, love story, or XXX-plosion, Dream Masks steer your subconscious to the motion picture of your pleasure, no ticket required.
No. 9781601065322 Superhero Action-Adventure £7.95 each Plastic pouch with snap closure No. 9781601065261 Therapy £7.95 each
A refreshingly refreshed update on our classic Therapy Flashcards!
Use psych-speak to impress your shrink—and freak out your dates.
NOW PLAYING IN MY DREAMS
No. 9781601065346 XXX £7.95 each
No. 9781601065339 Romantic Comedy £7.95 each
No. 9781601060976 Slang £7.95 each
POP DISPLAY FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103. NO. 9781601062697
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dimensions
specs
Packaging
3.75 x 5 x 1 inches
50 cards; accordion-fold game insert
Tuck-top playing-card box; shrinkwrapped
INNER pack
6
dimensions
specs
Packaging
Mask: 7.25 x 3.25 inches; Plastic Pouch: 8.25 x 5 inches
Polyester mask with embroidery; elastic band
Plastic pouch with 2 white button closures; plastic insert with diecut
Inner pack
4
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BINGO Bring back the glory days of childhood summer games with a rousing round of new-school bingo. Portable, reusable, and easy to play, with bend-back icons to keep things tidy, this popular game is perfect for celebrating the last hurrah. Call it like you see it: Bingo!
Products for school & Office
It’s as easy to play as yelling B-I-N-G-O! 1. Assemble more than two friends, family members, or willing strangers.
WRIST NOTES THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
WRIST NOTES THE TO-DO LIST YOU WEAR
2. Give a card to everyone who wants to play. 3. Spot those items and scenarios that are pictured on the card. When you see one, call it out. All players should find the item on their card, and push back that square. 4. When someone gets five squares in a row— whether across, down, or diagonally—he or she should yell “Bingo!” to win the game. Let the winner gloat. Repeat.
NEW Seriously. 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 4
POP DISPLAY
No. 9781601062086 Bar £5.95 each
NEW Nonsense 3-Way Pad (Small) Page 4
FOR DETAILS, SEE PAGE 103 . NO. 9781601062659
dimensions
specs
Packaging
6.5 x 8.5 x 0.25 inches
Set of 12 cards with randomly ordered icons for 12 players or multiple games; each card diecut with punch-through windows
Cardstock box; shrinkwrapped
NEW Check It Off Wrist Notes Page 14
NEW Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes Page 14
Magnetic Mini Notes Page 15
INNER pack
6
Fifty Farts These meticulously researched cards detail the ins—and outs—of a physiological phenomenon that has fascinated humanity for eons. Grounded in solid science but written in plain English, the cards enable users to diagnose fifty varieties of flatuosity and apply their knowledge in the field. With two bonus farts included, each set also doubles as playing cards, giving new meaning to the term “royal flush.”
Cubicle Guestbook Page 37
Days of the Week File Folders Page 20
G OM
Desk Jot Pad Page 80
No. 9781601064141 Farts Deck £5.95 each
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Box: 3.75 × 2.5 × 0.75 inches Cards: 3.75 × 2.5 inches
specs
Packaging
52 cards
Cardstock box with top and bottom flaps and thumb notch; cards shrinkwrapped inside box
Blah Blah Desktop Pad Page 82
NEW Seriously? Desktop Pad Page 82
OMG Pen Page 22
NEW Tabbed Index Cards Page 5
NEW Indexed Index Cards Page 5
Inner Pack
6
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Products for school & Office
Whatever Lined Pad Page 81
Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad Page 81
Seriously Lined Pad Page 81
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Time Critical Sticky Note Packet Page 65
Stuff to Do Pocket Notes Page 79
To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad Page 69
At Home/At Work Perforated Pad Page 69
More Crap Box Page 18
Crap Box Page 18
Great Ideas Pocket Notes Page 79
Seriously? Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Page 64
Complaint Mini Sticky Notes (2-Pack) Page 64
Office Jargon Rotating Stamp Page 17
BTW Sticky Page 59
To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet Page 65
Thumbs Up Sticky Signs Page 62
Hand-Lettered To Do Pad Page 74
Office Citation Nifty Note Page 77 WTF Lined Pad Page 81
High Five Sticky Page 59
Hand-Lettered Make a Decision Pad Page 74
Products for school & Office
Work Fortune Stickies Page 63
Honest Acronyms File Folders Page 20
I’m Okay Sticky Signs Page 62
Miscellany Box Page 18
Stuff Box Page 18
Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Note Page 66
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Products for the Irreverent
Products for the Irreverent
Thumbs Down Sticky Sign Page 62 WTF Desktop Pad Page 82
Blah Blah Desktop Pad Page 82
NEW Why I’m In a . . . Bad Mood Pad Page 70
NEW Random Notes Pad Page 70
NEW Get Your Shit Together Pad Page 70
Screw It Sticky Sign Page 62
NEW 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady Page 46
Paper Voodoo Pad Page 73
NEW Couch Guest Book Page 36 NEW Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Page 58
NEW Guilt Trips & Mind Games Page 48 NEW Selfies Photo Album Page 11
Put-Downs & Zingers Page 49
Insults & Comebacks Page 49
Fuck It List Page 38
Crap Pad Page 73 WTF Sticky Page 59
Bathroom Guest Book Page 37 NEW Never Again Sticky Page 58
NEW P.S. Sticky Page 58 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note Page 76
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NEW My Bad Nifty Note Page 76
NEW Awesome Citation Nifty Note Page 76
WTF Pen Page 22
Chuck It List Page 39
Inconsequential Dilemmas Page 53
Coolness Graphed Page 51
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Products for Home & Entertaining
Products for Home & Entertaining
WINE GIFT TAGS
NEW Tabbed Index Cards Page 5
Just Add the Bottle!
Takeout Menu Organizer Page 25
Wine Journal Page 35
Things to Do Around the House Pad Page 73
Stock Up Pocket Note Page 79 NEW Indexed Index Cards Page 5
All Out Of Pad (Red) Page 71
Hand-Lettered What to Eat Pad Page 74
8 WITTY TAGS IN 4 SPLENDID STYLES
Drink This Wine Wine Tags Page 87
Mood Enhancer Wine Tags Page 86
Apparel Gift Tags Page 88 Horizontal Fresh Out Of Pad Page 68
Dinner Party Guest Book Page 37
All Out Of Pad (Pink) Page 71
Foodie Gift Tags Page 88 XOXO Magnetic Mini Note Page 15
Do Your Chores Pad Page 71
Horizontal All Out Of Pad Page 68
Make a Toast Wine Tags Page 86 All Out Of Pad (Blue) Page 71
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What I Ate Pad Page 70
Bar Bingo Page 92
Kitchen Jot Pad Page 80
Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note Page 15 Horizontal What to Eat Pad Page 68
What to Eat Pad Page 72
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Products for kids & parents
Products for romantics
Mom Note Nifty Note Page 76
Dear Mom Page 28
Dear Dad Page 29
A Year of Fortunes Page 57
Pixel Coloring Book Page 33
Pickups & Come-Ons Page 49
Sweet Talk Nifty Note Page 76
Love Rotating Stamp Page 16
Hide & Eek! Page 32
BIG WORD FLASHCARDS
NEW In the Backseat Page 27
On-The-Go Game Pad 1 Page 7
NEW On-The-Go Game Pad 2 Page 6
“You’re so persnickety! Who cares where each log goes?”
Big Word Flashcards Page 30
NEW Silly Word Flashcards Page 30
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100 Kisses Page 84 Wish For You Journal Page 9
I’m a Parent? Journal Page 41
Things Mom Really Needs Pad Page 70
Be Mine Sticky Page 58
25 splendiferous words for youngsters!
NEW Why You’re So Super, Kiddo Journal Page 8
Love About Mum Journal Page 9
Love Fortune Stickies Page 63
Love About You Journal Page 8
NEW Pregnancy Book for Men Page 13
Love Tokens Page 84
Romantic Comedy Dream Mask Page 91
Vouchers for Lovers Page 85
You + Me Sticky Page 58
XOXO Sticky Page 60
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Knock Knock Product Displays Our stuff looks even sharper in a product showcase designed to attract the eye and appeal to every shopper’s kid-ina-candy-store impulse. Choose a point-of-purchase display for your favorite Nifty Notes, Knock Knock Pads, Sticky Notes, and more! For the truly committed, our spinning Product Tower ensures that you’ve most definitely got all the good stuff.
NEW No. 9781601066589 100 Reasons to Panic Display 9 × 8 × 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601064431 Product Tower 17 × 71 × 17 inches (Shelves adjustable height) Large shelves: 14 × 3.5 inches Small shelves: 7.25 × 5.75 inches
NEW No. 9781601066572 Compacts Display 6.25 x 8 x 4.5 inches Holds 16 units
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NEW No. 9781601066589 Mini Inner Truth Journal Display 9 × 8 × 7.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601065803 Starter Kit Display 19.5 x 11 x 17 inches
No. 9781601062031 Sticky Note Wire Display 13.5 × 19 × 7 inches Holds 128 units
No. 9781601066084 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals Display 10.25 x 5 x 5.75 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601063205 Sticky Note Corrugate Display 9.75 × 11 × 8 inches Holds 54 units
No. 9781601062024 Pads Display 19.25 × 17.75 × 6 inches Holds 36 units
No. 9781601061997 Lines for All Occasions Display 8.75 × 9.25 × 7 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601064974 Mini Sticky Notes Display 9.75 × 4 × 4.5 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601064974 Very Important Pens Display 9.75 × 4 × 4.5 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601062697 Flashcards Display 8 × 5 × 6.75 inches Holds 12 units
No. 9781601062659 File Folder Display 13.5 × 8.5 × 4.5 inches Holds 6 units
No. 9781601062017 Nifty Notes Display 13 × 16 × 6.5 inches Holds 36 units
No. 9781601066077 Horizontal Pad Display 10 x 12 x 11.75 inches Holds 24 units
No. 9781601063212 Small Single Book Display 9 × 6 × 6.5 inches
No. 9781601061997 Jot Pads Display 8.75 × 9.25 × 7 inches Holds 16 units
No. 9781601062659 Bingo Display 13.5 × 8.5 × 4.5 inches Holds 12 units
No. 9781601063243 Large Single Book Display 9 × 11 × 7.75 inches
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Product Index 3-Way Pads (NEW), 4 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 75 100 Kisses, 84 100 Reasons to Panic about Being a Cat Lady (NEW), 46 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Married, 47 100 Reasons to Panic about Getting Old, 46 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby, 47
A
Activity Books (for kids), 27–29, 32–34 Aha! Sticky Note, 60 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 71 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Pink), 71 All Out Of Knock Knock Pad (Red), 71 All Out Of Sticky Note, 59 Another Meeting Knock Knock Pad, 73 The Anti-Social Network Journal (NEW), 10 Apology Nifty Note, 78 Apparel Tags, 88 At Home/At Work Perforated Pad, 69 Awesome Citation Nifty Note (NEW), 76
B Baby Countdown Calendar, 89 Bar Bingo, 92 Bathroom Guest Book, 37 Be Mine Sticky Note, 58 Bedside Jot Pad, 80 Big Word Flashcards (for kids), 30 Bingo, 92 Birthday Countdown Calendar (for kids), 89 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note (Purple) (NEW), 58 Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note (Yellow), 61 Blah Blah Desktop Pad, 82 Blah, Blah, Blah Lined Pad, 81 Bookmark Pads, 83 Books, 12–13, 27–29, 32–33, 46–57 BOXES, 18 BTW Sticky Note, 59
C
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CALENDARS, 89 Car Jot Pad, 80 Card Deck, 92 Caution Compact (NEW), 2 Cheerful in 100 Days, 50 Check It Off Wrist Notes (NEW), 14 Chuck It List, 39 Coloring Book (for kids), 33 Compacts (NEW), 2-3 Complaint Mini Sticky Notes, 64 Complaint Sticky Note, 61 The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You, 56 The Contents of This Envelope Are Manila Envelopes, 19 Coolness Graphed, 51 Couch Guest Book (NEW), 36 COUNTDOWN CALENDARS, 89 COUPONS, 12, 84–85 Crap Box, 18 Crap File Folders, 21 Crap Knock Knock Pad, 73 Crap Mini Sticky Notes, 64
Crap Sticky Note, 60 Crap to Do Jumbo Sticky Note, 66 Cubicle Guest Book, 37
D Days of the Week File Folders, 20 Days of the Week Sticky Note Packet, 65 Dear Dad (for kids), 29 Dear Mom (for kids), 28 Desk Jot Pad, 80 Desktop Pads, 82 Dinner Party Guest Book, 37 Do, Ponder, File File Folders, 21 Do Your Chores Knock Knock Pad, 71 Dream Journal, 43 Dream Masks, 91 Drink This Wine Wine Gift Tags, 87 Duh Mini Sticky Notes, 64 Duh Sticky Note, 59
E
ENVELOPES, 19 Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, 49 Even My Ideas Are Recycled Kraft Journal, 44
F
Face It Compact (NEW), 2 Fashion Citation Nifty Note, 78 Fifty Farts Card Deck, 92 FILE FOLDERS, 20–21 Fill-in-the-Blank Journals, 8–9 FLASHCARDS, 30, 90 Flattery & Faint Praise for All Occasions, 49 Foodie Gift Tags, 88 FORTUNE STICKIES, 63 Friendly Reminder Wrist Notes (NEW), 14 Friends Vouchers, 85 Fuck It List, 38 FYI Rotating Stamp, 17
G Game Pad 1, 7 Game Pad 2 (NEW), 6 Game Pads, 6–7 Genius Pen, 22 Get Crap Done Pen, 23 Get Some Sleep Knock Knock Pad, 71 Get Your Shit Together Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 70 Great Ideas Pocket Note, 79 GUEST BOOKS, 36–37 Guilt Trip Nifty Note, 77 Guilt Trips & Mind Games for All Occasions (NEW), 48
H Hand-Drawn All Out Of Horizontal Pad, 68 Hand-Drawn Fresh Out Of Horizontal Pad, 68 Hand-Drawn Horizontal Pads, 68 Hand-Drawn What to Eat Horizontal Pad, 68 Hand-Drawn What to Pack Horizontal Pad, 68 Hand-Lettered 5 Days a Week Paper Mousepad, 75 Hand-Lettered Blah, Blah, Blah Sticky Note, 61 Hand-Lettered Crap Sticky Note, 61
Hand-Lettered Deal With This Sticky Note, 61 Hand-Lettered Information Central Paper Mousepad, 75 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK CLASSICS, 61, 74–75 HAND-LETTERED KNOCK KNOCK Pads, 74 Hand-Lettered Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 74 Hand-Lettered Note to Self Knock Knock Pad, 74 HAND-LETTERED Paper mousePads, 75 Hand-Lettered Please Sticky Note, 61 HAND-LETTERED STICKY NOTES, 61 Hand-Lettered Thank You Sticky Note, 61 Hand-Lettered To Do Knock Knock Pad, 74 Hand-Lettered We Need to Talk Sticky Note, 61 Hand-Lettered What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 74 Hello Compact (NEW), 3 Hide & Eek! (for kids), 32 High Five Nifty Note, 78 High Five Sticky Note, 59 Honest Acronyms File Folders, 20 Honest Acronyms Sticky Note Packet, 65 Horizontal Pads, 68 Hot Mess Citation Nifty Note, 76 How to Have a Very Bad Dog, 54 How to Traumatize Your Children, 55
I I Can’t Sleep Inner-Truth Journal, 41 I Can’t Sleep Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 42 I Gotta Be Me Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 40 I Need to Unplug Inner-Truth Journal, 40 I’m a Parent? Inner-Truth Journal, 41 I’m an Artist! Playtime Pad (for kids), 31 I’m Doing My Best Inner-Truth Journal, 41 I’m Not Here Right Now Kraft Journal, 44 I’m Okay Sticky Sign, 62 Importance Task Clips, 24 In My Humble Opinion Inner-Truth Journal, 41 In My Humble Opinion Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 42 In the Backseat (for kids) (NEW), 27 Inconsequential Dilemmas, 53 Index Cards (NEW), 5 Indexed Index Cards (NEW), 5 Information Central Paper Mousepad, 75 INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 40–42 Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, 49 It’s Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal, 41 It’s Gonna Be Okay Mini Inner-Truth Journal (NEW), 42
J
JOT PADS, 80 JOURNALS, 8–11, 35–45 JUMBO STICKY NOTES, 66 Just Sayin’ Magnetic Mini Note, 15 Just Sayin’ Nifty Note, 77 Just Sayin’ Sticky Note, 59
K
KIDS’ STUFF, 27–34 Kitchen Jot Pad, 80 KITs, 26, 34 KNOCK KNOCK PADS, 70–74 KRAFT JOURNALS, 44
L
LINED PADS, 81 LINES FOR ALL OCCASIONS, 48–49 The Long/Short List Knock Knock Pad, 74 Love Fortune Stickies, 63 Love Rotating Stamp, 16 Love Tokens, 84 Lovers Vouchers, 85
M
Magnetic Mini Notes, 15 Make a Decision Knock Knock Pad, 73 Make a Toast Wine Gift Tags, 86 MANILA NOT VANILLA ENVELOPES, 19 Me/You Manila Envelopes, 19 Mental Note Sticky Note, 60 Menu Organizer, 25 Mine! Sticky Note, 58 MINI INNER-TRUTH JOURNALS, 42 MINI STICKY NOTES (2-PACK), 64 MINI STICKY SETS, 67 Miscellany I Really Can’t Face Organizing Box, 18 Mom Note Nifty Note, 76 Mood Enhancer Wine Gift Tags, 86 More Crap Box, 18 MOUSEPADS, 75 My Bad Nifty Note (NEW), 76 My Dysfunctions Inner-Truth Journal, 41 My Dysfunctions Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 42 My Life in Graphs Journal, 45 My Pet Peeves Mini Inner-Truth Journal, 42
N Nag Note Magnetic Mini Note, 15 Nag Mini Sticky Notes, 64 Nag Note Sticky Note, 60 Never Again Sticky Note (NEW), 58 NIFTY NOTES, 76–78 Nonsense 3-Way Pad (NEW), 4 Not-Your-Average Index Cards (NEW), 5 Note to Self Jumbo Sticky Note, 66 Note to Self Pocket Note, 79 Note to Self Sticky Note, 61
O Office Citation Nifty Note, 77 Office Jargon Rotating Stamp, 17 Oh-So-Handy Bookmark Pads, 83 OMFG Kraft Journal, 44 OMG Mini Sticky Notes, 64 OMG Pen, 22 OMG Sticky Note, 59 On-the-Go Game Pad 1, 7 On-the-Go Game Pad 2 (NEW), 6 One Word a Day Journal, 45
P
P.S. Sticky Note (NEW), 58 Pack This! Knock Knock Pad, 72 PADS, 4, 6–7, 31, 68–83 PAPER MOUSEPADS, 75 Paper Voodoo Knock Knock Pad, 73 Parents’ Night Out Knock Knock Pad, 74 Parking Citation Nifty Note, 77 Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note, 77 PENS, 22–23 Perforated Pads, 69 Personal Library Kit, 26
Personal Library Kit Refill, 26 Phobophobia, 52 Photo Album (NEW), 11 Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions, 49 The Pixel Coloring Book (for kids), 33 Playing Cards, 92 PLAYTIME PADs (for kids), 31 POCKET NOTES, 79 The Pregnancy Book for Men (NEW), 13 Pro-Con Knock Knock Pad, 71 Procrastination Pen, 23 Put-Downs & Zingers for All Occasions, 49
Things You Must Do to Make Me Happy Knock Knock Pad, 72 This Week Knock Knock Pad, 70 Thumbs Down Sticky Sign, 62 Thumbs Up Sticky Sign, 62 Time Critical Sticky Note Packet, 65 TMI Sticky Note, 58 To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet, 65 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Blue), 72 To Do Knock Knock Pad (Red), 72 To Do/To Buy Perforated Pad, 69 Told You So Nifty Note, 76
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U
Random Notes Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 70 Receive This Manila Envelopes, 19 Reading Rumpus (for kids), 34 Remember To Jumbo Sticky Note, 66 Romantic Comedy Dream Mask, 91 Rotating Stamps, 16–17
S Scavenger Hunt Playtime Pad (for kids), 31 Screw It Sticky Sign, 62 Self-Important Mini Sticky Set, 67 Self-Inking Stamp, 25 Self-Therapy Knock Knock Pad, 73 Selfies Photo Album (NEW), 11 Seriously Lined Pad, 81 Seriously. 3-Way Pad (NEW), 4 Seriously? Desktop Pad (NEW), 82 Seriously? Sticky Note, 60 Seriously? Mini Sticky Notes, 64 Shit List Knock Knock Pad, 72 Shit List Sticky Note, 60 Silly Word Flashcards (for kids) (NEW), 30 Slang Flashcards, 90 Sleep Masks, 91 Someday 3-Way Pad (NEW), 4 Someday Mini Sticky Set, 67 SPECIALTY JOURNALS, 8–11, 35–45 Stamps, 16–17, 25 STICKY NOTE PACKETS, 65 STICKY NOTES, 58–67 Sticky Signs, 62 Stock Up Pocket Note, 79 Stuff I Want to Hide from Nosy People Box, 18 Stuff to Do Pocket Note, 79 Stupid Question Sticky Note, 60 Superhero Action-Adventure Dream Mask, 91 Sweet Talk Nifty Note, 76
T
Tabbed Index Cards (NEW), 5 Tags, 88 Takeout Menu Organizer, 25 task clips, 24 Therapy Flashcards, 90 Things Mom Really Needs Knock Knock Pad, 70 Things to Do Around the House Knock Knock Pad, 73 Things You Do That Really Piss Me Off Sticky Note, 59
Underwhelmed Task Clips, 24 Useless, Nothing, Nosy File Folders, 21 Utility Task Clips, 24 Utter Crap 3-Way Pad (NEW), 4
V
VERY IMPORTANT PENS, 22–23 Voucher Book for Women (NEW), 12 VOUCHERS, 12, 84–85
W What I Ate Knock Knock Pad, 70 What I Love about Mum Journal, 9 What I Love about You Journal, 8 What I Wish for You Journal, 9 What to Eat Knock Knock Pad, 72 Whatever Lined Pad, 81 Whatever Sticky Note, 60 While You Were Sticky Note, 59 Why I’m in a Really Bad Mood Knock Knock Pad (NEW), 70 Why You’re So Awesome Journal, 9 Why You’re So Super, Kiddo Journal (NEW), 8 WINE GIFT TAGS, 86–87 Wine Journal, 35 Work Fortune Stickies, 63 Wrist Notes (NEW), 14 WTF Compact (NEW), 3 WTF Desktop Pad, 82 WTF Lined Pad, 81 WTF Magnetic Mini Note, 15 WTF Nifty Note, 77 WTF Pen, 22 WTF Self-Inking Stamp, 25 WTF Sticky Note, 59
X XOXO Magnetic Mini Note, 15 XOXO Sticky Note, 60 XXX Dream Mask, 91
Y A Year of Fortunes, 57 Yes I’m Actually Reading This Bookmark Pad, 83 You + Me Sticky Note, 58 You Are Here Bookmark Pad, 83 Your Attention Please Jumbo Sticky Note, 66 You’re On My Shit List Sticky Note, 60
INDEX KEY Product Category New Product
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