Absynaesthesia Chronopolli

CAUTION: Contains disquieting notions; Overdoses, though rare, may cause an inability to concentrate, detachment from reality as one perceives it and uncontrollable laughter; NEVER place in full sunlight! Axioms should be used cautiously; Do not shake well before using; Do not use, allow to develop at room temperature; EXPLOSIVE! When handled incorrectly; Has not been declawed-can cause blindness when provoked; SHARP TEETH! Can cause irritations upon neglect; Dissipates naturally upon deception; Complacency causes contents to be poisonous; Apparently frighteningly intense; Not appropriate for traditional scenarios. See side label for instructions.