Written & illustrated by
Adeline Siaw
Andy plays air guitar and breaks a string.
Ben is
bullied by his imaginary friend.
Casey’s parents get divorced. No one f ights for custody.
Drake starts a wave at a baseball match and drowns.
Erik tries to
put his arm around his crush, elbows her in the face.
Fiona falls in love, dies on impact.
Greg f inally gets a highscore, in golf.
Henry hits the dancef loor, dancef loor hits back.
Ian’s imaginary girlfriend cheats on him.
Jake eats a jawbreaker,
breaks jaw.
Kenny kicks a bucket
and dies.
Lena looks on the bright side. Burns her retinas.
Mandy mimes. Gets trapped in invisible box.
Nelly wears Nikes. Couldn’t do it.
Oliver is the only child,
not the favourite.
Patty’s pet rock runs away.
Quinn dreamt she
was queen. Wakes up, still Quinn.
Ron f inally f inds the
end of the rainbow, but gold is at other end.
Stanley wears a
snapback, snaps back.
Tanya plays tetris,
gets a circle.
Ursula hosts
a house party, uninvited.
Victor wears a
bulletproof vest. Shot in the face.
Wesley wins the
lottery, loses the ticket.
Xander makes fun of a group of old men, the Expendables.
Yves screams YOLO, dies.
Zack breaks both legs, zombie
apocalypse the next day.