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Mon to Fri: 9 am - late Sat & Sun: 10 am - late Tlf: 697 383 059

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♣ Breakfasts & Lite Bites ♣ Evening Menu ♣ Daily Specials 5.50 A

HOME COOKED FOOD served all day 'til 11pm

♠ MON: Bingo, Quiz and Play Your Cards Right 8.30 pm ♠ TUE: Slimming Class 7 pm ♠ WED: Conversational Spanish Class, 4 pm ♠ THUR: Sing-along with Martin 9 pm ♠ FRI: DJ Captain Sunshine Disco 9 pm ♠ SAT: ‘The Fallen Angels’ Karaoke 9 pm ♠ SUN: Sing-along with Martin 9 pm

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WINTER HOURS (Oct - Mar) Tue - Sat: 12 - 2.30 & 6 - 10

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Bar

No job too small. No job too big. All work guaranteed 20 years experience in Spain Fully Legal. Mojácar area Tlf: Andy 697 302 039

Cafe Bar MOJACAR PLAYA Draught

SLOW ROAST Cider & Guinness MEATS ARE BACK 12 - 6pm Wed - Sun & TO TAKE-AWAY! Closed Mon & Tue Live Music Sunday afternoons

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Huge range of Xmas Stock at great prices !!

THE

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Restaurant & Bar at La Parata

Tim & Francine welcome you to this tranquil setting OPEN: 12 - 4 & 7 - late Closed all day Tues and Wed lunchtime SUNDAYS: Open 1 - late (Kitchen closes 10pm)

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Great home-cooked food is always available • ALL DAY BREAKFASTS • STEAKS - Argentinian Beef T-bones: up to 24 oz - 21 € 28 to 32 oz - 24 € • LUNCTIME SNACKS & • SUNDAY ROAST SPECIALS from 5€ to 10 € 2 courses: 8.50€ • MENU DEL DIA 10 € 3 courses: 10.50€ • FULL A LA CARTE MENU • The best HOME-MADE • At least 7 VEGGIE DISHES PIES in the world ... • GLUTEN / DAIRY FREE ... Probably! options also catered • CHILDREN'S MENU SPECIAL DISHES ... Wild Boar, Suckling Pig, Venison, Lobster Thermidor, Fruits de Mer ... available if pre-booked Large (2 of everything) 7€ Small (1 of everything) 4€

Spanish Prices

Open every day 11am - 4.30pm & 7 pm - late

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Thursdays: from 8.30 pm FLAMENCO SHOW Fridays: 8 pm - late

DINNER & DANCE with music by VICTOR VERGEL

Saturdays: from 8 pm

A MUSICAL EVENING with Sue Moretta

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Don't worry about having a drink, because we can take you home! Paseo del Mediterraneo 101, Mojacar Z-3 Opposite Tito's & Buddha Bar

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XMAS DAY Bucks Fizz on arrival

Cream of Asparagus Soup Home-made Pate Melon & Fresh Fruit Sorbet Roast Fresh Turkey & Roast Sirloin of Beef served with Roast Potatoes, Seasonal Vegetables, Chestnut Stuffing, Yorkshire Pudding and trimmings Home-made Christmas Pudding with Brandy Sauce Home-made Apple Pie with custard Coffee & Mince Pies

From 8.30pm ... by popular demand ... entertainment with SHAUN PETERS

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From the Editor So here it is then, the Christmas issue, and I am breathing a sigh of relief having had to complete it all on my own with Petter in England pestering his progeny, (his words!). I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I have two new photographers on board, Janine Simone and Ian of Bluwater Web Design, that doesn’t mean you can’t still send in your own, and my new website is now up-and-running at www.advertisermojacar.com. You’ve plenty of Christmas trivia and questions to keep you going and a nice easy crossword that maybe the kids’ can get involved in, thanks to ‘El Stevo’ for that. My sincerest thanks to all the ‘advertisee’s’ who have continued to support me and to the new ones for deciding to. Also

to all those who have sent in their photos and information for inclusion and the contributors of the articles, news and reviews. Last, but not least, to my ‘support group’, Petter for his guidance, assistance and sharing of knowledge and to my friends who wish they weren’t!! (They know who I mean). I hope you all have a fantastic Christmas and a healthy and happy New Year. Stick to those resolutions and I’ll see you next year. PS. Sorry about the Santa hat, but I just couldn’t help myself!

Tracey

Apartado 1225, 04638 Mojácar, Almería Monthly in the Eastern Almería area

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FOR SALE Full contents of a closed down bar from glasses, plates & cutlery to whitegoods & furnishings. Tlf: 648 206 997 or Email: ronfazey1@msn.com Janine Simone celebrating her 30th Birthday at The Rusty Nail playing Bingo with Edward her Ceroc Dancing Partner!

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Ali & Michelle welcome you

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♣I hear that a new bi-lingual radio

station is coming to Mojácar with officially sanctioned frequencies. At the moment that’s all I know. Well done to Ric Polansky. In the largest taurine photo competition in the world (Club Taurino of London) Ric was awarded third prize. He won the event last year. So, you know he is still up there and attending lots of the important corridas. His photos were on display at the offices of Prime Properties, Parque Commercial, if you missed them then visit his website www.torosbravos.es to see his bullfight stuff or www.ricpolansky.com for his scenic and travel photography. They could make nice gifts for Christmas or if you have a particular idea in mind call Jennifer on 607 726 692 to arrange an appointment to look at photos of your choosing or old photos of Spain and Mojácar. An exhibition of art, watercolour, oil and stone work, by Hazel Hutchings and Mary Clark, is being held at Centro de Arte Mirador del Castillo, Mojácar Pueblo until 30th December. Monday to Friday, 10am ‘til 4pm and Saturday, 11am ‘til 2pm. Arriba are having another of their theme nights on Thursday 28th January for which suggestions are invited. Also too, for Mick’s 50, 10th birthday party night in February. Wednesday night is Poker and Games night at Reflections. They have all the old favourites like draughts, doms, connect 4, and more. Captain’s Tapas Bar are to close at the end of December until sometime in the New Year. During this time the kitchen is being refurbished and Jon will be having an operation on his other eye. (I’m sure you will all join me in wishing him a speedy recovery.) When they do re-open there will a new menu and also an a la carte menu on offer. The Fundraiser charity shop in Turre are holding a Christmas Fair on Friday 18th December between 10 am and 2pm. Anyone interested in having a stall, the cost is only 5 euros. All proceeds will go to charity. Gala’s have a couple of new additions to their already extensive

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menu. Thursday’s, a special lunch menu for over 60 ‘Grans & Grumps’ for 5 euros and Shoulder of Lamb has been added to their list of speciality dishes. In cahoots with First Call Computer Solutions, if you go to Gala’s on a Saturday lunchtime for a meal or a drink, take your computer with you. Anton will help you install the latest version of security software for FREE. And any day of the week call in to use their free WIFI. Good news for those of you already using ‘voipstunt’ for your free international calls to landline numbers. The company is now offering cheaper calls to mobiles so call into First Call Computer Solutions to get this bargain program installed. If you are looking for somewhere to hold your Christmas party, try Reflections. The venue is free and small buffets can be catered at a reasonable price. Tickets are now on sale for their New Year's Eve Party Extravaganza for 5 euros including buffet. Last year's was a huge success so you'll need to be quick! (Even if you don’t want a party go in anyway just to have a look at the Christmas decorations. Karen always does a fantastic job.) And if you are looking for a last minute Christmas gift, Reflections will be holding their last Christmas Fair on Sunday 20th December from 1pm. There is everything from clothes to accessories, for men, women and kids, make-up, jewellery and toiletries, down to home-made stuffs such as cakes, jams, chutneys, etc. Torre Bahia will be closed on Xmas Eve, New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. After that they will be open seven days a week, all through the year, and their menu of

Hazel Hutchings and Mary Clark (with Angel Medina) at the opening of the exhibition of their various forms of artwork. PAGE 4

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the day will also be available in the evening. Eatz Diner has asked me to let you know that they only sell real cod and haddock for their fish & chips. The Irish Rover has some new entertainment going on. Friday nights is a Northern Soul and Motown night and Saturday nights a Karaoke competition, but with a difference, because at the end it changes to ‘Kamikaze Karaoke’. It is hilarious! Every night though the karaoke will be fired up by Tommy McCarthy if you fancy a go. Come March a new entertainments person called Saban will be joining the team and Traditional Irish Dancers will be performing throughout the summer. Here’s the latest what’s on at Bar La Montaña. Music every Sunday afternoon. Friday is Curry Day. Saturday is Meal Deal for all their email members and a guest - Soup of the Day, Half Roast Chicken, Potatoes, veg and gravy with a bottle of house wine ... 14.95€. All members are given discount lunch days. They also now do take-away Leg of Lamb cooked in wine and (/or if you can’t make your mind up) slow roasted Shanks of Pork cooked in cider and apples. New Year’s Day party, everyone is welcome. Arriba Arriba will be playing from around 1.30pm. Justin of Crown Rent-a-Car, along with his fiancée, Aldana, have recently set up a website selling vegetable seeds online: www.semillitasonline.com and also

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LIVE ENTERTAINMENT "The bar for grown-ups" Sat 19th Dec: ... see boards

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have an ebay shop: http:// stores.shop.ebay.es/ Semillitasonline. They decided to set it up as they had found there wasn't a great deal of variety in the local garden centres and ordering from the UK can be expensive so, hey presto, here they are. Justin tells me they are at the rastro in Mojácar village every Sunday morning with a small stall or you can either pop in to the Crown office or call him on 686 929 861. La Mesa in the Parque Comercial have a new Midweek Special on offer, served Wednesdays only, it is a 3 course menu for 2 priced at 10.95. There is a choice of 4 starters, 4 mains and 4 desserts and the menu changes weekly. Whilst with La Mesa. Their Sunday roast lunches have been fully booked every week so far, therefore, Julie says, you will need to book early to avoid any disappointment. Funky Monkeys who provide childcare and recreational activities for children of all ages, either living here or on holiday, will be providing an evening babysitting service every Friday throughout the Christmas

Alkemi Hair & Holistics Therapist Support Group recently had a field trip to a beautiful villa where Sissel Hjellestad from Norway taught them the principles of Vedic Art, then the group got a chance to have a go at painting for the day. (This group is not just for therapists but for anyone looking for a new social experience and a chance to make new friends.)

PARTY NIGHT DJ Steve King

NEW YEAR’S EVE JC and

Smoking permitted Open 2pm ‘til late Closed Tuesday

Call out service offered

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Every Monday 9.30pm

Serving from 10am The best value breakfast in Mojácar ... 3.50€

Baguettes, Kebabs, Wraps, Salads, Daily Specials from 2.50€ FRIDAY Cod & Chips ... 4.95€, SUNDAY Lunch ... 5.50€ TERRACE AREA ! HAPPY

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Pints 2 € : Wine 1€

Cafe Bar WiFi & Internet Stations Monday Night Quiz 8pm ALL PREMIERSHIP Z-11 FRIDAY & SATURDAY ENTERTAINMENT GAMES SHOWN + + SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN INCLUDING W SATURDAY N E+ + 2 pieces of chicken & fries 3.50 € (3pm kick off) PARTY BOOKINGS TAKEN 42” TVs / POOL / DARTS / KIDS’ ROOM 600 985 566 Z-11 MOJACAR PLAYA (next to Delfin Dorado) party season. Parents can enjoy an evening out while the kids enjoy popcorn and a movie on a cinema sized screen OR take a sleeping bag and you can collect them the next morning at 10am. They also have a Christmas shopping crèche, a Santa Grotto and a Christmas party on the 20th. For more details call 697 264 179. All must be pre-booked, siblings are half price. They will however be closed on 25th, 26th and 27th December and 1st January. Zak’s Plaice in Garrucha, apart from their normal closing days, (Sundays and Mondays), will also be closed Xmas Eve night, Xmas Day, Boxing Day, New Year’s Eve night and New Year’s day. Then all will be back to normal hours as well as his promenade specials, of which

there are now three, for just 5 euros each. How popular is Syedpur? During the last curry night at The Loft, Richard received an order for a takeaway all the way from the UK. Local resident, Pete, is sitting in an Indian restaurant the night before he came back to Mojácar, remembered it was the curry night and text his order through to pick up the next day! Keith aka ‘Wolfie’ and Heather celebrated an anniversary on the 2nd December. Ten years in Mojácar. However a source tells me that they will soon be celebrating something far greater in the not too distant future, like a very, very long time married.

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The recent collision outside El Arbol and readily snapped by Janine Simone

OPEN EVERY DAY

12 noon 'til midnight

BEACHCOMBER BA R / CAFE, BAR

MOJACAR PLAYA

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KENTUCKY STYLE FRIED CHICKEN

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Four pieces of chicken, fries & bbq beans or coleslaw 7.50€

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representing Bar Med, for winning Stars in the Bars 2009. The Irish Rover was packed with supporters and Gee Bees (Carol & Ron) raised a goodly amount of money for MACS. (photos on page 16 & 17) Gee Bees now has a new karaoke competition in the offing called ‘Crooners & Spooners’, for the mature and seasoned vintage voices. The rules are, gentlemen have to be 65 plus, ladies 60 plus. You can be amateurs, ex pro, semi pro, wannabes or has-beens and the entry fee is 5 euros. Anyone wishing to take part and any bars wanting to host any of the heats call Carol on 648 206 997 or email ronfazey1@msn.com. It will again be in aid of MACS. And, so tireless in her efforts, Carol also has an idea for the one after which I’m not going to tell you. You’ll have to watch this space! The Pasty Shack in Turre have a wonderful selection of festive goodies all made on the premises. Hams, quiches, Christmas cakes, Christmas puddings and mince pies. To compliment their range they also offer a variety of sausages, bacon, cheeses, etc. Orders are advisable which can be collected any day up to and including 21st December. Call in or telephone 627 564 741. They also do party food – a selection of buffet bites served on silver foil trays. Perfect for office parties or the busy hostess. Alkemi Hair & Holistics near Vera Beach Club are holding Saturday workshops for those interested in their health and well

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being. Topics include Tarot card reading, Hopi Ear Candling, Colonic Hydrotherapy, Feng Shui, Crystal Healing, all about Chakras, Reflexology and Aromatherapy. Call Diane or Sue on 950 132 342 or visit their website www.alkemiholistics.com for more information. Dames in Turre held there 6th annual Christmas Market in Turre on Saturday 5th December. Road works in Turre forced a change of venue this year but this didn’t prevent a record number of shoppers visiting the numerous stalls. All monies raised by the Dames at the Market are distributed among the several charities supported by the group and this year the charity fund will be increased by over 2,100 euros, the proceeds from the market. A special thank you has to go to all the local businesses who donated prizes for the draw; Juan the butcher, Turre garden centre, Mr UK, Super Savers, Bella Vista restaurant, Home Sweet Home and Meson Del Pobre. Thanks also to the Alcalde, Marie José and staff of Turre ayuntamiento for all their help. The Grand Raffle which was drawn at midday had around 40 prizes including a hamper of festive food which still has to be claimed. The winning ticket was bought on the day by Judith Thompson, number 9370. She can contact 950 478 633 or 950 472 967 to claim her prize. Back by popular demand at the Beachcomber on Thursday 17th December, 60s & 70s night with Trevor, singing songs from the likes of Elvis, Hollies, Beatles, Searchers,

The Beachcomber offers a great take away service which Brian the Griff is taking advantage of … She is known as Tina Anna

The Beachcomber's recent 60s night was an outstanding success and our thanks go to “Trevor J.B”, our singer guitarist. We have managed to tempt him back on Thursday 17th December to do a 60s and 70s night which I’m glad about as there were a few customers there younger than me! (Beachcomber John) PAGE 6


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& BEAUTY TREATMENTS Friends and family gathered in the Mojácar sunshine on Sunday 8th November to celebrate the 90th birthday of Eric Bradford. A much looked forward to annual event was made even more special this year as 21 members of Eric’s family travelled from the UK to join in with the celebrations. Eric, a retired Professor of Dentistry, born in Hatfield, Hertfordshire, has wintered in Mojácar since 1985 and is a well known favourite in the Spanish social circle, regularly taking part in bridge nights, walking clubs and dining out. The occasion was very memorable and everyone agreed they would look forward to Eric’s 100th birthday by raising their glasses. Cheers!! Andy Williams, Monkeys, Roy Orbison and many more. Although it is not necessary to have a meal, Beachcomber’s full menu will be available in the evening as will their new 8.50euro menu of the day and night. Booking is advisable for those wishing to eat but walk-ins will be catered for if possible. Just to let you know that although this year The Lemon

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Lounge and Ramo del Limon are closed over Christmas the Lounge will be open on New Year’s Day for that all important hangover food breakfast!! And finally … The perfect present. Christmas vouchers are now available at Sol Passion on any beauty or tanning treatment. Relaxing massages to luxury facials. (Thats it for this year. Ed-ess)

Here come the girls. On tour (with their lippy on!) at the Beachcomber, they are outrageous! (John said that, not me!)

Dave, at the pool table in Cactus Bar, during their pool league match against MBar. Dave is wearing a special shirt that was signed by everybody in the Cactus Bar. He received it because, unfortunately, Dave and Paula have to return to England to find gainful employment. Everybody asked us to wish them all the very best.

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he season of good will and heavy marketing is upon us again so I thought why not see what I can find about Christmas on the internet. What results would you expect to find if you googled “Christmas”? If you are a sceptic, you would expect to find 50 million shopping sites all wanting your festive monies. In this instance, dear reader, you are wrong. You might be reassuringly surprised by the fact that the first thing on google’s list is a link to wikipedia that will inform you in an erudite and text book kind of way what Christmas is really all about. After that entry there are 89 million shopping sites. That is more than the total number of “real” shops in the whole world. I should point out that I arrived at that conclusion by a process of doing no research and employing no scientific process whatsoever but it is probably true. 89 million Christmas online shopping sites, it is staggering. This year’s online shopping spree is expected to ring up about 4,000 pounds a second in the weeks running up to the big day. This figure, all though staggeringly high, only represents about 4% of the total spent at this time of year so 96% of festive shopping is still done in the high street, so the internet still has a lot of room for growth. If you are planning on doing some last minute on-line shopping you should be aware that most of the world’s postal services are clogged at this time of year and dear little Johnny’s xbox just might not arrive

in time. A lot of the sites I have used for online Christmas shopping do have a “cut-off” point for this very reason. If you are looking for a good site to get some last minute gifts then try www.firebox.com. I have never seen such a fantastic range of exciting toys and gadgets. I could see why, at first glance, some might think it was a toy shop for boys but closer inspection will reveal that they really do have something for everyone. Their stock ranges from yoyos to flying cars (real ones). If anyone wants to get me a nice little gift then they should know that I have had my eye on one of Firebox.com Star Wars figure memory sticks. And, I am sure that anyone of a certain age wouldn’t mind finding one of them under the Christmas tree. If you want to do your bit for the environment this Christmas then don’t forget about www.egreetings.com. This is the free web site I told you about last December. It is an excellent way to send greeting/ birthday/Christmas cards online and using this method to send your crimble cards might help to reduce the number of trees that are cut down to make cards. The U.K’s national statistics office claim around 1.7 billion cards are sent around the country for Christmas each year. That works out to about 250,000 trees and perhaps more alarming than that, it is estimated that 66,000 trees pay the ultimate price so that we can use wrapping paper. That’s why I always wrap the gifts I send in aluminium baking foil. It makes them all nice and shiny too. Happy Christmas and a merry new year to you all. If you find anything online that our readers should know about you can tell us at: advertisernavigator@msn.com Bye for now. El Navegador.

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Sheridan & Amy enjoying a Fun Girlie Night at The Cave Bar.

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The Cave Bar has re-opened its doors under the management of Paul (aka ‘Sticky Fingers’. The pool table has been moved into the bar area so those just wanting a quiet drink can relax in the conservatory area with its new log burning stove. Paul has on offer home-made tapas and snacks and some great late night munchies such as giant sized bacon sandwiches, burgers and hot dogs at very reasonable prices. (I have sampled the burgers in my quest for sustenance whilst completing this issue, I even took one home as well!) Saturday afternoon you can enjoy live sports on the HD TV, horseracing at 1pm if you fancy a flutter or join in the poker school at around 3pm. Party nights are planned for Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve.

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We will be closing at the end of December - the kitchen is being refurbished and Jon is having an operation on his other eye. When we re-open in the New Year we will have a new menu as well as a brand new A La Carte menu. We look forward to seeing you then. Elaine and Jon

On the third morning of December I purchased an aerosol can of windscreen de-icer and an ice scraper. That's because a few days previously I had to sit for ages in the car with the heater diverted to the windscreen before I could drive off. No! It's not that cold in Almería province, not even in Chirivel – yet! However, my wife and I are somewhat further north – braving frosty weather in London and pestering our progeny. It's only fair – they pestered us for years. Norfolk lines have an amazingly good value offer for their Dunkirk to Dover ferry service. If you book (and pay for) between 5 and 8

Typical Spanish Cuisine rante Restau

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• Menu del Dia • Sunday Roast All inclusive Xmas Day Menu with Live Music Open every day 11 - 4 & 6 - late Tlf: 950 478 651

return crossings between now and next Christmas the fare (for a normal car and up to four passengers) is £24 each way, irrespective of when you travel – even during August. The main restrictions are over the Christmas and Easter season, and at weekends during August. You can alter travel dates and times with no penalty, you can start each journey from either France or England and, what's more, you can pass on the trips to friends and family, although we intend to use all the trips for ourselves. Our poor sprogs were horrified to learn that, now we are retired, we intend to drop in so frequently. Serve 'em right for not choosing their parents more carefully. Talking of “sprogs”, since when did another jocular term for children, namely “kids”, become proper, formal English? Are all our descendants suddenly to mature into goats? I'm writing this spiel on a newly acquired Samsung NC 10 netbook. I went browsing in PC World with my son and this machine caught my eye. It's a brilliant little baby with an eight hour battery life and pretensions of grandeur. It can make video calls on Skype and easily used a spreadsheet to update the latest pool league results on to our website. Anyone want to buy my old netbook – c heap? It runs on a compact version of Windows, called CE, and is rather slow, with a small keyboard, but it can browse the web, check your e-mail, write “Word” documents and has an “Excel” spreadsheet. It's yours for ninety quid or 100 euro. Oh well, let's move on to local matters. The mayor of Lorca made

headlines in mid-November when he launched into a vitriolic diatribe against the mayor of Vera, whom he accused of "stealing" the high speed train station from his town of Lorca, claiming that Vera was to get the station simply because many members of the government had holiday homes in the Vera area. He barely stopped short of accusing the mayor of Vera of outright corruption. The fact that Lorca is less than a quarter of the way between Murcia and Almeria, the two major stations for the AVE, does not seem to have occurred to him. I could have understood the diatribe had it come from the mayor of Los Gallardos. His town, being half way and with plenty of suitable, undeveloped land, was originally c hosen for the intermediate station. The Vera / Los Gallardos area is a far better "passenger catchment area" than Lorca anyway, able to pull trade from Huercal Overa, the Almanzora valley, all the Sierra Cabrera towns, and possibly also Sorbas. Even squabbling teenage girls are more open to reason than politicians! (Before my female reader calls me sexist I should point out that teenage boys don't squabble much – they prefer to thump.) In the wee small hours of 18th November an unlit fishing boat, with not even navigation lights, crept into Garruc ha harbour and quietly moored close to a van. Unfortunately for the five people involved in the exercise they were being watched by both the Guardia Civil and the Customs who had received a tip off and the authorities swooped before any of them could get away. The boat and van were both confiscated. In the fishing boat were three and a

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Cynthia Seymoore Jones, a long time resident of Mojácar and Carboneras has gone to live with her daughter in America and this is why she has not been seen recently. A regular in the Beachcomber and other establishments, she will be missed but as she left, she said she had already decided she will return one day (if not sooner!) and just in case she has booked a return ticket for the 14th January. (Returns were cheaper than singles!) Many of you will know of Cynthia's Royal and hierarchy connections and, as you can see, here are photos of her with the Queen Mother and Princess Diana.


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half tons of hashish which, the police tell us, equates to some 13 million joints. That's a lot of serious smoke inhalation. Who wants to be in the tobacco business these days? A tribunal in Florida has ordered Philip Morris to indemnify, to the tune of 201 million euros, a certain Cindy Naugle, a 61 year old ex smoker who is confined to a wheel chair due to emphysema. The judge estimated that her medical expenses, past and future have, or will, amount to 37.9 million euros. The rest of the award is to cover costs and punitive damages. Personally I don't know why judges are content with merely awarding damages to smokers. The judges should be charging the tobacco companies with, at minimum, manslaughter - and condemning everybody working for a tobacco company as being an accomplice to manslaughter. And while we're about it, let's also stick the Chancellor of the Exchequer in prison for technically colluding with the distribution of cigarettes.

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Party Extravaganza

According to the magazine "Science" humans reinforce their memories every time they have a siesta. While you are sleeping the neurons in your brain repeatedly fire to reinforce the appropriate pathways in order to loc k in important memories or, by not firing, wipe out trivia. I've often wondered why so many people yawn and head off for forty winks as soon as they've read this column.

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Provided the resaltos are similar to the existing ones in Mojácar then I don't mind them at all. Let's just hope that nobody gets carried away and starts making them as violent as the resaltos in Garrucha or Turre. I could be wrong, but I seem to recall that about 15 months ago a resident of Almeria city sued his council for damage to the suspension on his car.

Judging by the number of road works I have recently seen at pedestrian crossings, by the time you read this there should be quite a few more "resaltos" along Mojácar Playa. For those of you who don't know what a "resalto" is, I'll give you a clue. Try "sleeping policeman".

The Anglican Church Christmas Fair held at the Puntazo Hotel on Monday 7th December A general view taken early in the morning

A great morning was had by all with all stall holders doing a steady trade. The fair was very successful with over 4,500 Euros being raised for Church Funds and Mission Projects. A great deal of laughter was heard from the donut challenge where contestants had to eat a well sugared donut without licking or cleaning their lips – there were 8 successful challenges.

The organisers Dorothy and Tony

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This is the last edition for two thousand and nine. It also marks the end of long winded names for each year. The next edition will be in January, twenty ten. That's enough erudite tittle-tattle for this edition. I need to leave Tracey some space for all her Christmas and New Year material. The streets and shops of London are awash with Christmas decorations as too, I suspect, are our home towns. I shall be back in Mojácar at the same time as this issue hits the streets – just too late to give Tracey a helping hand with any last minute rush. There's method to my madness! I wish all readers a Happy Christmas and I wish businesses a prosperous New Year. That way they can afford to keep advertising in this illustrious rag. Cheers, Petter.

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The food stall with Ann and Jackie

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NISSAN PRIMERA. Sun roof, tow bar. Petrol. Good condition. Excellent runner ALSO trailer. BARGAIN at 750€. Tlf: 950 529 225. SUZUKI WAGONR. 1.3GL. 2003. Red. Right hand drive. English plates. 25,000 miles. 1,000€. No offers. Tlf: 666 813 854. TRAILERS TRAILER. 6'x3.5'. Steel with ladder rack. Suit builder/DIY. 195 €. Tlf: 950 529 225.

VEHICLE VALETING SERVICE JONES MOBILE VEHICLE VALETING. “Autoglym” products used. No need for mains water or electricity. Tlf: 661 571 939. WANTED CARS WANTED FOR CASH. Tlf: 625 291 360.

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OPENING HOURS Mon to Fri: 9 am - 7.30 pm TYRE & EXHAUST

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MAZDA DEMIO. 1.2 litre petrol. 5 door. AC, EW, CL, PS. Variety of colours, ages & kms. Reduced for quick sale to 2995€

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Har mony Gym Harmony Kids’ Photo Competition All you have to do is take a photo of your friends or fiesta or life in Spain and give it to them. Sizes can be 15/20cm, 20/25cm or 30/40cm and Photoshop is allowed. Then, 100 photos will be displayed for the whole of January in the Hotel Puntazo. All your family and friends can vote and there are some fabulous prizes to be won. These pictures were taken by Lily, Ruby and Brittany.

Arriba Ladies’ Day held every Thursday, has an ever increasing range of items for sale. It’s also a great opportunity to meet new people and make new friends ...

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Garrucha

Castillo of Jesus Navareno (18th century)

Repsol fuel station

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The Molly Malone Perpetual Quiz Trophy in aid of Asprodalba

In memory of Gerd Margaritha Birnie who passed away on Friday 20th November aged 87 in Durban, South Africa. Will be sadly missed by all those who knew her in Mojacar. (Jodie Escott)

Movieland

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From 2004 this annual quiz has raised thousands of euros for Asprodalba. The winning teams represented The Jolly Lemon (twice), Music Musica, The Almanzora Group of Friends, The Old Tavern and Frankie’s Bar. The quiz also inspired other forms of fund-raising including the Wacky Races in Villaricos, started by Ross and Christine of Taberna Cristina who, sadly, had to return to the UK last year. Luckily, however, the new proprietors are continuing the good work and the Wacky Races future looks secure, unlike that of the Molly Malone quiz. Siobhan and Ray who have organized the quiz so far wish to thank everyone who helped their efforts most sincerely but they are, for personal reasons, stepping down this year. It was hoped that ‘Fast Lane Jim’ would have gathered a team around him to carry on but, unfortunately, he also has gone back to the UK. So, if there is anyone (or group) out there who would like to keep this quiz going please let us know. Siobhan and Ray say that they are prepared to continue to put up the trophy and replicas and usual winner’s prizes each year. Contact 677 681 540 if you can help.

DVD / I NTERNET C LUB The Hangover

Todd Phillips - the creator of Old School and Road Trip - directs, from a script by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore. A groom-to-be and three other conceited young dudes go away to Las Vegas for a "bachelor party" the weekend just before the wedding day. Three are best buddies; the fourth is the borderline-special-needs brother of the bride whom the rest just have to tolerate. The guys are destined to wake up in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of what has happened the night before: there's a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the kitchen - and the groom has gone missing. The rest of the weekend is spent piecing together their terrible night, and the key to their misfortune is an horrendous camp Chinese gangster called Mr Chow: an uproarious performance from Ken Jeong.

Chris with his two replicas of the Molly Malone Trophy

All in all probably the funniest film of 2009. A confident 10 out of 10.

Coming in January 2010 The Taking of Pelham 123 The Firm Passchendaele The Ten A Perfect Getaway Fame Dorian Gray Funny People MOJACAR PLAYA

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Whiteout Invention of Lying Smoking Aces 2 Mon - Sat: 11am- 9 pm Sun: 5 pm- 9 pm

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CHRISTMAS FAIR Fri 18th Dec ... 10am - 2pm 5 € per stall Raising funds for MACS & various other places in need. Open 10am - 2pm Mon - Fri & most Saturdays Avenida Almería, Turre Tlf: 664 620 288

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950 132 342

Cowboy Cocina Western Bar & BBQ Pitt OPEN 10 am'til late (Closed Weds & Thurs)

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Every Tuesday 3.30pm with Shaun Peters Win great prizes, have an afternoon of fun and a free snack

Moe’s Bar Open from 10am Closed Monday

Alkemi Hair and Holistics would like to say a big thank you to everyone for their loyalty and support

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

To Find Us: At the Las Buganvillas roundabout follow "Villaricos". Turn right to Vera Beach Club, past Roly’s Too and Golden Amritsar. Turn right at “Parafarmacia”. Alkemi is immediately on the right. NETFORCE INTERNATIONAL PROPERTY Paseo de Mediterráneo NEXT TO KOI CAFE

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Unknown Reindeer The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points! “To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned, “name two of Santa’s reindeer.” The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!” he said confidently, “and, ...Olive!” The studio audience started to applaud (like the little sign above their heads said to do,) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain ... ‘Olive?!?’ “You know,” the man circled his hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer...”

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XMAS DAY Seafood Cocktail

Ho Ho Ho What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

with Marie Rose Sauce

Home-made Chicken Liver Pate with Melba Toast

Cream of Leek & Potato Soup Roast Turkey

with Stuffing, Chipolatas & Bacon

Roast Sirloin of Beef

with Yorkshire Pudding

Ho Ho Ho What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party?

Darne of Salmon

with a Cream & Dill Sauce

served with seasonal vegetables Christmas Pudding

with Brandy Sauce Chocolate & Tia Maria Trifle

Praline Ice cream

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Ho Ho Ho What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail

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Cahoots

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Stars in the B ars 2009 Karaoke Challenge Bars The Irish Rover hosted the Grand Final of the Stars in the Bars 2009 Karaoke Challenge organised by Gee Bees Karaoke, Carol and Ron. A total of 13 bars hosted the heats. Winners from each heat went straight through to the Grand Final. The runners up were split between two semi-finals, one at the Blue Parrot, the other at the Irish Rover, these winners then went into the Grand Final. A total of 21 singers were scheduled for the Grand Final. paddys Bar’s Terry Molloy could not attend due to illness and Alvaron’s winner, Emily Graves, was unable to return from the UK as originally planned. A total of 1,052 euros was raised for MACS. In addition the prize money of 400 euros was also raised from heats and finals from football scratch cards, etc throughout the competition.

(in aid of MACS)

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Bar Restaurant

LA PARATA For a fabulous relaxed dining experience and superb selection of wines at affordable prices

Closed Sunday evening & all day Monday

For reservations Tlf: 950 478 186

Photos by BLUWATER WEB DESIGN and Chilli D

La Paratá 1.5 Km

Open Tuesday to Saturday Lunch & Dinner Sunday for Lunch

Stables - Km 23.4 Mojácar Sea-front

Shea, previously of Neptuno has taken over Bar Restaurant La Parata. The opening night was a huge success and Shea was excellent in his role of ‘mine host’. The opening hours, choice of menus, traditional Sunday roast and great service will all remain the same with a superb selection of wines at ‘the best prices’.

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M.A.C.S. (Mojácar Area Cancer Support) would like to say a very big THANK YOU to CAROL AND RON of GEE BEES KARAOKE and the management/staff of the IRISH ROVER for the hard work they put in arranging the "2009 STARS IN THE BARS" CONTEST - culminating in the final on Friday 27th November at the Irish Rover in Mojácar. It was a fantastic night, supported by many, many people - a resounding success for all, which must have made all the planning and hard work worthwhile - the place was 'rocking' - it was great to see so many people supporting such a good cause. The total of monies raised for M.A.C.S. will be announced as soon as it is all counted. It goes without saying that our thanks go to ALL THE BARS who took part along with their supporters and finally, the contestants themselves - without whom it could not have happened and who made it such an enjoyable evening for all - WELL DONE TO EVERYONE and ON BEHALF OF M.A.C.S. 'THANK YOU' and Merry Christmas xxx

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Facts About Christmas Christmas was not celebrated anywhere before the third century and only gradually moved northwards through Europe. Charlemagne was crowned on Christmas day 800. It was probably the Normans who brought the celebration to England. Father Christmas has two addresses, Edinburgh and the North Pole. Letters addressed to 'TOYLAND' or 'SNOWLAND' go to Edinburgh, but letters addressed to 'THE NORTH POLE' have to be sent there because there really is such a place! Father Christmas' reindeers are called Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph. Eight of these names are taken from Clement C. Moore's "A Visit From St. Nicholas," and the ninth from the song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (Donner is also known as Donder.) E n g l a n d has only known seven white Christmases in the entire twentieth century. According to the records of the Meteorological Office in London, snow fell on Christmas Day only in 1938 and 1976. (The definition of a white Christmas in England is when one snowflake falls on the roof of the London Weather Centre.) An old wives' tale says that bread baked on Christmas Eve will never go mouldy. The Christmas turkey was imported to France by the Jesuits and it is still known in some French dialects as a 'Jesuite'. Christmas Pudding originates from an old, Celtic dish known as 'frumenty' and was first made as a kind of soup with raisins and wine in it. December 25th was not celebrated as the birthday of Christ until the year AD 440.

The Queen's Christmas speech was televised for the first time in 1957. Christmas crackers were invented by Thomas Smith. He had imported some French novelties to sell as Christmas gifts, but these were not popular until he wrapped them up and added a snapper. Each year between 34-36 million Christmas trees are produced to cope with the holiday demand. Electric tree lights were first used just 3 years after Thomas Edison has his first mass public demonstration of electric lights back in 1879. Thomas Edison’s assistant, Edward Johnson, came up with the idea of electric lights for Christmas trees in 1882. His lights were a huge hit. It took quite a few years, however, before they would be made available to the general public. In 1895 Ralph Morris, an American telephonist, invented the string of electric Christmas lights similar to the ones we use today. The actual strings of lights had already been manufactured for use in telephone switchboards. Morris looked at the tiny bulbs and had the idea of using them on his tree. In 1647 the English parliament passed a law that made Christmas illegal. Christmas festivities were banned by Puritan leader Oliver Cromwell, who considered feasting and revelry on what was supposed to be a holy day to be immoral. Anybody caught celebrating Christmas was arrested. The ban was lifted only when the Puritans lost power in 1660. In 1843 the first Christmas card was created on the instructions of an Englishman, Sir Henry Cole. J.C. Horsley designed the card and sold 1000 copies in London. Postmen in Victorian England were popularly called "robins". This was because their uniforms

were red. Victorian Christmas cards often showed a robin delivering Christmas mail. In the nineteenth century, the British Post Office used to deliver cards on Christmas morning. The first Christmas stamp was released in Canada in 1898. St Francis of Assisi introduced Christmas Carols to formal church services. The word, carol, comes from the ancient Greek choros, which means "dancing in a circle," and from the Old French word carole, meaning "a song to accompany dancing." The first instrument on which the carol "Silent Night" was played was a guitar. The popular Christmas song "Jingle Bells" was composed in 1857 by James Pierpont, and was originally called "One-Horse Open Sleigh." It was actually written for Thanksgiving, not Christmas. It is not until Twelfth Night that the figures of the Three Kings are supposed to be added to the Christmas crib. The "Twelve Days of Christmas" gifts: A partridge in a pear tree, two turtledoves, three French hens, four calling birds, five gold rings, six geese laying, seven swans swimming, eight maids milking, nine ladies dancing, ten lords leaping, eleven pipers piping, and twelve drummers drumming. There are 364 gifts altogether, one for everyday of the year. The poem commonly referred to as "The Night Before Christmas" was originally titled "A Visit From Saint Nicholas." This poem was written by Clement Moore for his children and some guests, one of whom anonymously sent the poem to a New York newspaper for publication.

Christmas Quiz

19. What letter does the Christmas candy cane resemble? 20. What does the white in the candy cane represent? 21. In the Grinch that stole Christmas, what was two sizes too small? 22. Who is supposed to open the first Christmas gift? 23. What are the most popular Christmas time colours? 24. Where can we exchange kisses at Christmas time? 25. In the Polar Express movie what was chosen as the first Christmas gift? 26. What is The Nutcracker? 27. What do the nine Ladies Dancing represent? 28. Why is Christmas often shortened to Xmas? 29. What popularized the image of Santa Claus in 1931? 30. The words, “Hear them ring” are found in what Christmas song? 31. Who plays his drums to honor Jesus? 32. John Horsley made the first Christmas card in what year? 33. How do you say Merry Christmas in Spanish? 34. December 25th was chosen for the Christmas celebration by? 35. Who published the Christmas Carol in 1843? 36. Who first conceived the idea of a Christmas tree?

37. Who is credited with the first placing of lights on Christmas trees? 38. What were the first tree ornaments? 39. In the early 1900's what was so expensive that it was rented? 40. Instead of Christmas stockings Dutch children often used? 41. A Charlie Brown Christmas first aired in what year? 42. Name the four ghosts in the movie A Christmas Carol. 43. In what TV show was the Christmas tune Silver Bells Introduced? 44. Is Deck the Halls a true Christmas carol? 45. Was Jingle Bells originally made for Christmas? 46. Which country does the Christmas song Silent Night originate from?

1. Whose birthday is being celebrated on Christmas Day? 2. Who is the mother of Jesus? 3. What season was Jesus actually born in? 4. What does the name Immanuel mean translated? 5. What city was Jesus born in? 6. Name the Three Kings that went to see baby Jesus. 7. In what direction did the Kings see His star? 8. What gifts were presented to baby Jesus? 9. What does the word Christ mean? 10. Who wrote O Come, All Ye Faithful? 11. Who was the Christian leader from Myra? 12. In legend, what did St. Nicholas drop down the chimney? 13. What Christmas song includes, “Let every heart prepare Him room”? 14. What Christmas song includes, “The stars are brightly shining, it is the night of the dear Savior's birth”? 15. In the Christmas song Silent Night, what words follow Silent night? 16. What color of a Christmas am I dreaming of? 17. What is Tiny Tim famous for saying? 18. Name 3 items contained in Egg Nog.

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1. Which horse won the 1964 Derby? 2. Who is Aladdin’s Mother? 3. What were the names of Cinderella’s two ugly sisters? 4. On which night is it said that, animals can speak and evil spirits loose their powers? 5. What was stolen from Westminster Abbey on Christmas Day 1950? 6. What bird did Queen Elizabeth I decree should be eaten at Christmas? 7. Which British colony surrendered to the Japanese on Christmas Day 1941? 8. Died Christmas Day 1946. US movie actor / comedian. Noted for his quotes such as, “Anyone who hates small dogs and children can’t be all bad”? 9. Who banned Christmas festivities as heathen practice in 1652? 10. What Hollywood Macho man played the lead in the 1996 film ‘Jingle All The Way’?

11. Which TV family adopted a greyhound for Christmas in 1989? 12. In December 1897, what did over a million women ask Queen Victoria to shut on Sundays, over the festive season? 13. What job was first taken by James Edgar in 1890? 14. What occupation is Joseph the patron Saint of? 15. What was Scrooge's business partner called? 16. What did the Sun publish early in December 1993, that got them into a lot of trouble? 17. Who had the Christmas number one, in 1975 and 1991, and with which song? 18. What was the first thing that Scrooge purchased after his change of heart? 19. Who discovered Christmas Island in 1777? 20. Which carol mentions a 19th Century Duke of Bohemia? 21. In which century was Christmas first celebrated? 22. Jesus was probably born during what season? 23. Why was December 25th chosen as Christmas Day?

24. How did the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe develop? 25. What significance is holly in celebrating Christmas? 26. What country did poinsettias originally come from? 27. Who probably was the first man to illuminate a Christmas tree with candles? 28. True or false, celebrating Christmas was once against the law in Massachusetts? 29. St. Nicholas was born in what country? 30. What part of a candy cane represents the blood Christ shed?

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January Facts, Customs and Traditions January was established as the first month of the year by the Roman calendar. It was named after the god Janus (Latin word for door). Janus has two faces which allowed him to look both backwards into the old year and forwards into the new one at the same time. He was the 'spirit of the opening'. In the very earliest Roman calendars there were no months of January or February at all. The ancient Roman calendar had only ten months and the New Year started the year on 1st March. To the Romans, ten was a very important number. Even when January (or Januarius as the Romans called it) was added, the New Year continued to start in March. It remained so in England and her colonies until about 200 years ago. The Anglo-Saxons called the first month Wolf Monath because wolves came into the villages in winter in search of food. New Year’s Day is the first day of the year in the Gregorian calendar and a time for making New Year’s resolutions and looking forward and wishing for a good year ahead. In the old days, the New Year started with a custom called 'first footing', which was supposed to bring good luck to people for the coming year. As soon as midnight had passed and January 1st had started, people used to wait behind their doors for a dark haired person to arrive. The visitor carried a piece of coal, some bread, some

money and some greenery. These were all for good luck - the coal to make sure that the house would always be warm, the bread to make sure everyone in the house would have enough food to eat, money so that they would have enough money, and the greenery to make sure that they had a long life. The visitor would then take a pan of dust or ashes out of the house with him, thus signifying the departure of the old year. The 1st of January was a highly significant day in mediaeval superstitions regarding prosperity, or lack of it, in the year ahead. A flat cake was put on one of the horns of a cow in every farmyard. The farmer and his workers would then sing a song and dance around the cow until the cake was thrown to the ground. If it fell in front of the cow that signified good luck; to fall behind indicated the opposite. It was an old Saxon belief that the 2nd January was one of the unluckiest days of the whole year. Those unfortunate enough to be born on this day could expect to die an unpleasant death. St Hilary's feast day on 13th January has gained the reputation of being the coldest day of the year due to past cold events starting on or around this date. One of the most severe winters in history began around 13 January in 1205, when the Thames in London froze over and ale and wine turned to solid ice and were sold by weight. The worst cold spells in Britain occurred between 1550 and 1750. The climate during this time was

known as the Little Ice Age, when winters were so cold that the Thames froze over each year. It was not uncommon for the freeze to last over three months, as in the case of the winters of 1683 - 1684 and 1715 - 1716. The first recorded ‘Frost Fair’ was held on the frozen river Thames in London in 1608. It had tents, sideshows, food stalls and even included ice bowling! The Thames had frozen over several times before 1608 and in the 16th century, Henry VIII is said to have travelled all the way from central London to Greenwich by sleigh along the river during the winter of 1536 and Elizabeth I took walks on the ice during the winter of 1564. The last Frost Fair was held in the winter of 1814. It began on February 1, and lasted just four days. An elephant was led across the river below Blackfriars Bridge. W a s s a i l i n g has been associated with Christmas and New Year as far back as the 1400s. It was a way of passing on good wishes among family and friends. People went from door to door, rather like carol singers at Christmas time, but at New Year they were called 'wassailers'. Although celebrated on Twelfth Night, January 6th, most people insist on wassailing on 'Old Twelvey Night', January 17th, as that would have been the correct date before the introduction of the Gregorian calendar in 1752.

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The APSA Charity Shop

in Calle Ancha, Albox, has a new

wheelchair for hire

Wacky Races 2009 - fun, controversy and drama Early November saw the most dramatic Wacky Races to date with two disputed races, a crash in the second heat and mid-November weather to rival August that made all the competitors a bit hot under the collar as the 2009 'Carreras de Autos Locos' got under way in Villaricos. A brilliant build up to the event suffered an initial blow when the local Police failed to provide the crowd barriers to keep the spectators off the track. This led to some initial delays and disorganisation but soon, the hand-pushed carts sponsored by businesses far and wide were careering around the track in the small town of Villaricos. Well, not exactly: The infamous Coffin Dodgers from Los Gallardos, all decked-out in full funeral attire and pushing the worlds' only living corpse called Billy Bones preferred a leisurely stroll. Consequently, they were well-beaten in the third heat by a team from Asprodalba, a local centre in Vera for people with learning difficulties - for whom the event is organised each year. In true 'Dick Dastardly' style of double-dealing and trickery, the Wacky Races soon began to live up to its name as teams took turns to challenge each other in heats around the Villaricos course. There had been rumours of pre-race sabotage as last year's winner El Toro from Taberna Cristina (which crashed in their first race), reported punctured tyres, missing push bars, and disappearing team mates. Had they been

kidnapped? But it was all in good fun. A mid-afternoon break from the racing was provided by the Dusty Boots team of Line Dancers and there were several circuits by the wonderful old cars of Los Coches Clasicos de Levante before the more serious racing entered its final stages. In the end, Frankie’s Fliers cruised to victory overall despite a semi-final dispute with team Spectrum FM Corners Bar which resulted in them having to pay a fine. But the team sponsored by Frankie’s Bar on Vera Playa was in jubilant mood after taking the chequered flag. Team leader, Alan Walklate said: "Everyone did well and it's been a fantastic day; Thanks to everybody." The High Flyers from Los Conteros

at rates of 5 € a day, 25 € a week or 40 € for 2 weeks. Call in the shop to c hec k availability. (A refundable deposit of 30 € is payable on collection.) All the proceeds benefit the many dogs in our care and we are grateful to the family who made this generous donation.

Bill White of the Coffin Dodgers accepts the prize for raising the most money for Asprodalba won the prize for the best-dressed team and the Coffin Dodgers won the prize for the 'Wackiest' team plus the Molly Malone prize for the most sponsorship raised for Asprodalba. "Next year, it would be nice to have even more stalls and even more people par ticipating on the organisers committee," commented Siobhan, a long time supporter of Asprodalba and the Wacky Races and the founder of the Molly Malone trophy. This point was echoed after

Coffin Dodgers do the slow walk, never going to win the race but they did win the hearts of everyone. Frankie’s Fliers win the Wacky Races 2009

Team Asprodalba

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The A P S A charity shop in Calle Ancha, Albox is a real Aladdin’s cave with all sorts of things to buy from toy tractors to golf clubs to buggies and books as well as clothes for all the family and household items. Come along any time from 10am to 2pm Monday to Saturday to see what we have in store. We are over the bridge in Albox, turn left at the Santander bank and the shop is 100 yards on your right. Donations of clothing, bric-abrac, jewellery ...in fact anything ...are warmly welcomed so if you are having a clear-out please remember the animal charity. Thank you, Liz

Billy Bones is ALIVE - just the event by Richard Shanley on Spectrum Radio (sponsor of the Spectrum FM Corners Bar team) who asked for more people to come forward and volunteer for next year, and offered his own services on the committee for 2010, as did Shelly Walklate of Frankie’s. Overall, the event was not short of fun or drama, and an estimated four thousand euros was raised for an extremely worthwhile cause. The news was welcomed as “Incredible” by Asprodalba Director, Ignacio Martin who wanted to convey his sincerest thanks to everyone involved. Extreme thanks also from the Wacky Races Committee to everybody who got involved and contributed and sponsored the event. Mark Bourne


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Valley V iew ♦A new charity “The Dog House

Foundation of Huercal Overa” has been set up to help abandoned and mistreated dogs in Huercal Overa and its surrounding areas. They held a Christmas Fair on 28th November, the information for which unfortunately arrived too late to make the last issue but if you are interested in any future events contact them by email on thedoghse@hotmail.com. Your support would be much appreciated. APSA will be holding an Open Day at the kennels in Tijola on 20th December. Supported by the mayor, this will be a family, community event with craft stalls, bouncy castle, games etc. Tlf: 663 762 642 for more details. The Quiz night at Rumores Bar raised 224 euros for Puppy Rescue. Thanks to every one that came, to Rumores and to Gill for doing the Quiz and Barry for Calling the

ROYAL BRITISH

LEGION

Bingo. Gill also raised a further 73.18 euros in donations at the Quiz and Bingo nights at El Mirador Bar, Arboleas. Thank you all. Next Quiz at Rumores Bar 28th January 2010. About 100 people turned up at the Zurgena NHW AGM in La Alfoquía. The purpose of the meeting was to hear how things were progressing and to hear what the Mayor had to say regarding the progress of the PGOU, etc. It was a good meeting and the Mayor answered questions from the floor for a good hour. If you would like any further information contact Jim Simpson on 661 147 554. How popular is Syedpur? During the last curry night at The Loft, Richard received an order for a takeaway all the way from the UK. Local resident, Pete, is sitting in an Indian restaurant the night before he came back to Mojácar, remembered it was the curry night and text his order through to pick up the next day!

A A PSANIMAL CHARITY

PAMELA’S LINE DANCE CLUB FORTHCOMING SOCIAL EVENTS

JANUARY

Wednesday 20th January SOCIAL STYLE DANCE at Latino's, La Alfoquía 7.45pm ‘til Late

FEBRUARY

Wednesday 17th February VALENTINE SOCIAL DANCE at Latino's, La Alfoquía 7.30pm for 8.00pm 'til Late • DRESS CODE - if possible: mainly red clothes toned with black (you could also add a few heart motifs!) • Please bring a plate of buffet food ENTRANCE FEE: ONLY 3 euros PLEASE PUT IN YOUR DANCE REQUESTS EARLY FOR ALL SOCIAL DANCES. THANK YOU Bookstall & coin collection for F.A.C.E. and free magazine swap always present Telephone Pamela: 950 398 076

APSA

ANIMAL CHARITY

Gem and Gilly, both are now house trained and walk on a lead, and have had 2 vaccinations, they are lovely natured pups.

The Albox branch meets every third Thursday of the month, 11am, at El Rincón (opp. BP garage).

PAMELA’S LINE DANCE CLUB Monday: LATINO'S, LA ALFOQUíA 7.45pm 'til 10.30pm BEGINNERS & ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS Wednesday: LATINO'S, LA ALFOQUíA 7.45pm 'til 10.30pm IMPROVERS/INTERMEDIATES NOTE: THE THURSDAY CLASSES AT MIRAFLORES, LOS GALLARDOS HAVE NOW CLOSED ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS ~ FOR ONE HOUR ~ 7.30pm 'til 8.30pm

MONA is a white and tan, shorthaired, medium-sized female. She is a quiet girl and loves attention; a little nervous with strangers and needs a good home.

If you can give any of the puppies a good permanent or foster home please ring 667 623 254 www.puppyrescueinspain.com

APSA has many lovely dogs of all sizes and ages just waiting for good homes. If you can help a homeless dog please ring 663 762 642 www.alboxdogrescue.com

SPECTRUM FM BIRTHDAY PARTY AT CORNER BAR LA ALFOQUIA BY JANINE SIMONE

(above left to right) Keith Sellars, Carmel Langdon, Richard Shanley, Jessica Shanley.

Learn to Dance for ONLY 1Euro Evening Fee at All Venues 3 Euros All Venues Air Conditioned Requests Welcome From Experienced Dancers BOOKSTALL AT ALL VENUES TO RAISE MONEY FOR F.A.C.E.

(F UNDRAISING IN THE A RBOLEAS AREA C ARING FOR E VERYONE )

& FREE MAGAZINE SWAP Telephone Pamela 950 398 076

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classifieds For your convenience, we have arranged with the following places to act as Classified advertisement collection points.

Mojacar......Lemon Lounge Turre...................The Word Albox.....Total Entertainment Alfoquia... Mo’s Bar & Bistro Forms and envelopes are also available at these places. ACCOMMODATION / RENTALS AAA+ ALL LONG TERM RENTALS REDUCED! Mojácar, Turre and Los Gallardos. COASTAL PROPERTIES. Tlf: 950 475 235 or email: coastalproperties@telefonica.net APARTMENTS, TOWNHOUSES & VILLAS. We have a range of properties for long term lets, in & around Mojácar. Also good quality clients looking for superior accommodation, particularly on Mojácar Playa. Call Patrick now! Tlf: 950 478 383 or 662 060 056. Mojácar Long Term Rentals. mojltr@gmail.com LONG TERM LETS: From 1 bedroom apartments to 4 bedroom properties. For more information please telephone 950 460 873 or 600 227 460 or visit web: www.sunflowerhomes-almeria.com MOJACAR PLAYA. Sea view apartment, south facing large terrace, 2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, lounge, rejas, sky, air-con/heating, swimming pool, good location, available mid-September for long term rent. 350A per month plus bills for a long term rent. 150 per week over Christmas. Tlf: (0044) 7976 318 483 or (0044) 1785 815 434. PROPERTIES FOR HOLIDAY RENT and long-term rent wanted. Please call My Spanish Home. 618 539 500 or e-mail info@moi-i-dom.com SPACE FOR RENT (furnished) within office premises on Mojácar Playa. For more info, contact Dany on 609 667 333. WANTED: Three and four bedroom properties for long term rental, both furnished and unfurnished. Please telephone 950 460 873 or 600 227 460 email:info@sunflowerhomes-almeria.com ACTIVITIES / CHILDREN FUNKY MONKEYS Bi-lingual preschool. Childcare & recreational activities for kids living in the area or on holiday. Mon - Fri: 3, 6 or 9 hour sessions. Tlf:697 264 179 or visit their website www.funkymonkeysmojacar.com FUNKY MONKEYS Christmas program of activities includes babysitting service (Friday night),

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Non-commercial announcements (births, deaths, personal messages, employment offered/sought, etc. (max 16 words) are printed free of charge. Personal articles for sale at under 150 euros and cars up to 2,000 euros - (max 16 words + one phone number + asking price) are also printed free of charge. Other categories: 1euro per 5 words or part thereof. (eg 20 words =4 euros, 21 words = 5 euros) Entries in bold text: 2 euros per 5 words (or part thereof) PAYMENT WITH ORDER PLEASE

Christmas shopping creche (Saturday), Santa Grotto (Sunday) and a Christmas party on Sunday 20th December, (tickets only). Call in (near the Irish Rover on the sea front) or Tlf: 697 264 179 for details. FUNKY MONKEYS. For upcoming events, new activities & special offers please join our Facebook group, Funky Monkeys Mojacar. BATHROOMS VENTANAS y PUERTAS have a superb range of shower screens at special discounted prices. Tlf: 950 473 104. BUILDING SERVICES AMD GENERAL BUILDING & CONSTRUCTION SERVICES. Mini digger, skip hire, tipper truck rental. Gravel, sand, top soil & materials delivered. Excavations, pools, ponds pozos. FIRE BREAKS. Free, no obligation quotes. Tlf: Paul: 600 809 293. E-mail: almeriaminidiggers@msn.com PR BUILDING SERVICES for all aspects of building, construction & maintenance at standards far superior to most. 15 years experience. Hassle free professional service. Call Richard 608 673 681. BUSINESSES FOR SALE or RENT CELEBRATIONS CARD & GIFT SHOP. 9½ years established business for sale in Parque Comercial, Mojacar. With an open trespasso, price to include all stock, fixtures & fittings. Selling due to doctors orders! Offers invited around 125,000A Tlf: 606 693 826.

December variations - no services Sunday 13th or Thursday 31st. Carol service Sunday 20th at 6pm in the Community Hall Aljambra. Carol service in Albanchez Parish Church at 7pm. Details: Church Wardens: Alan Smith 950 478 066, John Salmons 950 472 112. Web-site: www.mojacarchurch.org ANTAS. An English speaking Church will be opening in Antas. Meanwhile, services will be held in Jauro. Info: Barrie or Geraldine, Tlf: 950 092 091. ELECTRICAL SERVICES ELECTRICIAN, 25 years experience. Full City & Guilds. Fully insured & legal. Neil Godwin. Tlf: 687 245 569. EMPLOYMENT HAIRSTYLIST REQUIRED. We would like to hear from experienced stylists for busy Mojácar salon. Excellent terms and conditions. Nice working environment. Telephone, in confidence, 950 473 159 and ask for Gill or Debbie. FOR SALE PLUG & PLAY external hard drive, fully loaded to your specification with karaoke and/or music from a huge database. Play through laptop or PC with provided programs. For professionals and enthusiasts alike. Also your choice of karaoke/music loaded onto CD or Mem stick, etc. Tlf: 651 062 124 or e-mail: bobvarley@gmail.com TELESCOPE ALSTAR NEWTOWNIAN WITH TRIPOD STAND 220A. This is not a toy. Tlf: 950 529 225 or 607 451 205.

CHARITY SHOPS

FOR SALE (Up to 150 euros)

APSA CHARITY SHOP, Calle Ancha, Albox. Open Mon-Sat: 10-2. (over the bridge in Albox, turn left at Santander Bank, shop is 100yds on right)

Advertise personal goods for sale free in our “up to 150 A” section. Please re-submit your entry if you wish it to be repeated.

PAWS CHARITY SHOP, Mojácar Playa (Nr. Banco BSCH) is open Tues to Sat, 10.30 - 1.30. PUPPY RESCUE CHARITY SHOP, Albox (between Knights Insurance and Cutting Edge). Open Mon - Sat: 10 - 4. THE FUNDRAISER. Recycle. Save Money. Help Your Community. Avda Almería, Turre (from Mojácar, on left, opposite Garrucha turning). Open Mon - Fri, 10-2 and most Saturdays. Tlf: 664 620 288. CHURCH SERVICES ANGLICAN CHAPLAINCY. Church of England. Priest Canon Hugh Broad. 950 478 432. Mojacar: Eucharist: 11am every Sunday in the church of St Pascual, Aqua de Enmedio, 4 kms past Hotel Indalo towards Carboneras. Addititional December Eucharists Thursday 24th at 11.30pm, Friday 25th at 11am. Albox: Eucharist: 11am last Thursday of month in the Community Hall Aljambra. Evensong: 2nd Sunday in month at 4pm in the Community Hall Aljambra.

A SELECTION OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FOR SALE including: 5 Burner Gas Cooker with double oven in green & brass. Large Fridge/Freezer. Large Chest Freezer. Single Stripped Ash Wardrobe. Heavy Hand-made Pine Coffee Table. Hostess Trolley. White Buffet Table. Black Leather, hydrolic rise & fall, Hairdressing Chair & Work Station. For more information and prices call: 666 958 383. BANJO. Good condition. 75 A ono. Tlf: 678 026 900. DOG GATES to fit Volvo 760 estate. Easy to fit. 120A ono. Tlf: 950 475 502. FATLESS GRILL, George Forman type but bigger 20A. SANDWICH TOASTER, electric 12A . All used once so as new. No offers. Tlf: 667 994 562 (Nr. Albox) LADIES WEAR FOR SALE: 3/4 length raincoat by WHISTLES of London, fine grey check, size 12. 20A. 3/4 length zip front jacket by AUTOGRAPH @ M&S, white, size 10. 15A.

Pale dusky pink cardigan by KAREN MILLEN, chiffon/sequin trim, size 1. 15A. Black top by KAREN MILLEN, 3/4 sleeve with cut away shoulder feature, heavily beaded round shoulder and down sleeve, size 1. 15A. Several pairs of trousers by NEXT, 3 x black, size 8. 8A . 1 pair ARMANI fine cord trousers, size 28. 10A. Many other items by M&S (Per Una, Autograph, Limited Collection), FRENCH CONNECTION, REISS, TED BAKER, ETINCELLE, SARAH DUNWAY, GAP, ALL GENTLY USED AND PRICED FROM 5A. Tlf: 950 456 469. INDUSTRIAL PLANCHA, 2 burner. 150A. Tlf: 610 378 250. NIKON F301 CAMERA, 35mm, various lenses, very good condition, 75A. Tlf: 678 026 900. ORIGINAL VHS in hard case jackets: Century of Warfare 1-9, Guns of Navarone. All excellent condition. 3A each. Tlf: 950 529 225. ORIGINAL VHS in hard case jackets: Disney Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Jungle Book, Hook. Excellent condition. 3A each. Tlf: 950 529 225. ROSETTA STONE language course level 1,2,3, (series 3). 100A. No offers. Tlf: 950 529 225. SOLID CAST IRON log basket on legs, unused, 20"x11". One month to Christmas! 65A. Tlf: 950 529 225. STONE bench 70A. RECLINING padded sun chair 20A. STANDARD lamp 15A. Tlf: 950 398 964 or 699 765 721. STOVE GLASSES, small amount of. Ring for sizes. Tlf: 950 529 225. THREE SEATER SETTEE. Very good condition 50A. PINE TV UNIT with drawer 10A. Tlf: 666 133 213. TONER CARTRIDGE (high yield) for Lexmark Optra ‘S' series laser printer. (Brand new, still sealed.) 20 A . Tlf: 657 982 881. WALL UNIT, medium oak colour. 74"(188cms) long x 60.5"(154cms) high. Space in centre of unit between glass doors for T.V, 35"(89cms) wide x 27"(69cms) high x 22"(56cms) deep. Shelf above T.V for video, etc. (no crawling around on the floor to set video box!!) Cupboards & drawers under plus two cupboards for cds. 80A ono. Buyer collects. Tlf: 667 994 562(Nr Albox) GARDENING SERVICES COMPLETE GARDENING SERVICES. Land clearance, fire breaks, landscaping, tree & garden planting, garden maintenance. Materials delivered. Tlf: Paul: 600 809 293. E-mail: almeriaminidiggers@msn.com

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“TREE FELLA” CHAINSAW SERVICES. Wood cutting, fire wood delivered & cut, tree felling. Tlf: Paul: 600 809 293. E-mail: almeriaminidiggers@msn.com

MOBILITY MATTERS. Special products for special needs. Items for sale or hire. Prices slashed on selected items to help offset the poor exchange rate. See our main advert opposite. Parque Comercial, Mojacar. Tlf: 950 615 432 (Please note that during December we will only be open in the mornings)

HEALTH / FITNESS / BEAUTY CAN ACUPUNTURE HELP YOU? Call Linda Greenwood628 659 749 Traditional Acupuncturist. Qualified to BAC standards. 15 years experience. REMEDIAL MASSAGE TREATMENTS in your own home. From 35 euros. Tlf: 666 958 383. HOME / NURSING CARE EXPERIENCED CARER - 5½ years with “Carewatch” in Bucks - available for personal and practical care in your own home. Has space for additional client. Mojácar and surrounding area. For more information Tlf: 691 821 235. THE CARING AGENCY provides home care and nursing care. Contact Annette Walker S.E.N. R.G.N. Tlf: 666 980 845. IN MEMORY OF DONALD WEAVER. In loving memory. Died 6th December 2002. Our thoughts and love are with you always from Jean and all your family.

Elsie and Nino wish all their dear friends a Merry Christmas, Health & Happiness for the New Year 2010. (Elsie has broken her wrist and will not be able to write cards this year.)

Tlf: 950 475 502

PLUMBING NO JOB TOO SMALL. No job too big. All work guaranteed. 20 years experience in Spain. Fully Legal. Tlf: 697 302 039 (Mojácar area) PROPERTY FOR SALE MOJACAR PLAYA - 3 BED SPACIOUS TOWNHOUSE near Ferreteria Lopez. Air-con, Sat TV, 3 terraces, communal pool. Very private. 200,000 euros. Tlf: 00 353 87 2050922. Email: queue19@hotmail.com TURRE - 3 BED TOWNHOUSE. Must sell. Mortgage available. Tlf: 666 958 383.

AXA - FOR ALL YOUR INSURANCE AND INVESTMENT NEEDS contact Dany of AXA Insurance. Policies in English. English spoken. Obtain up to 15% discount on household and community policies. Competitive rates. Tlf: 950 478 763 or 609 667 333. E-mail: axa.mojacar@gmail.com

COASTAL PROPERTIES (not more than 10 kms from beach) for sale - wanted. We will sell your property into a new market. Please call My Spanish Home on 618 539 500 or e-mail: info@moi-i-dom.com

KITCHENS VENTANAS y PUERTAS now offer a professional design and fitting service. See display in our Mojacar Playa showroom. Tlf: 950 473 104. LOCKSMITHS LOCKSMITH - LEE: Established 9 years. Fully legal. Also car locks. (24 hour emergency service.) Tlf: 666 949 213. MIND AND SPIRIT CARD READINGS for the year ahead by internationally acclaimed psychic medium, Rosanne. 30 euros. Tlf: 666 958 383. “Hearing is Believing” - Tony Christie.

SPRUCE UP YOUR PROPERTY FOR THE COMING SEASON. Painting; Steam cleaning of furniture & rugs, etc. Lisa Harris & Les Hayes Tlf: 950 399 537 Mobile: 627 401 643

E-mail: lisa.mojacar@gmail.com

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LARGE MERCEDES VAN. Regular trips between UK and Spain. Single items or housefuls. Tlf: (UK) 0121 355 0005. UK Mob: 00 44 7976 928053. Spanish mobile: 699 819 213. E-mail: tonystephenson311@hotmail.com WANTED WANTED: DOG KENNEL. Must be in good condition. Tlf: 678 601 192. WANTED: FISHING CREEL/BOX. Tlf: 666 813 854.

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Gareth David Phillips and Nicki Barber Phillips ‘Tied the Knot’ at 11am on 1st December 2009 (Apparently all went well, no fainting, just a bit of shaking!)

Nicki and Gareth are the new managers of Total Entertainment on Mojácar Playa and would like to wish all their regular and future customers a Very Merry Christmas.

(above) cover photo (well it had to be didn’t it?!) (below) pictured with Best Man whom many of you will know, Mark from Roly’s Too!

Congratulations to Gareth and Nicki from The Advertiser. Good luck in your new life and your new joint management venture, though you didn’t have to get married to get a bit of free advertising! ... Tracey

Christmas Quiz Answers 1. Jesus Christ. 2. Mary. 3. Spring. 4. God with us. 5. Bethlehem. 6. Caspar, Melchior, Balthasar. 7. East 8. Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh. 9. Messiah or Anointed One. 10. John Francis Wade. 11. St. Nicholas. 12. A purse of money. 13. Joy to the World. 14. O Holy Night. 15. Holy Night. 16. A White Christmas. 17. God Bless us Everyone. 18. Sugar, milk and eggs. 19. J for Jesus. 20. The Purity of Christ. 21. His heart. 22. The youngest child.

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23. Red and green. 24. Below the mistletoe. 25. A bell from Santa’s Sleigh. 26. A Christmas ballet. 27. The nine fruits of the spirit. 28. The X in Xmas stands for Xristos the Greek word for Christ. 29. The portrait made for Coca Cola by Haddon Sundblom. 30. Silver Bells. 31. The Little Drummer Boy. 32. 1843 only 1000 were produced. 33. Feliz Navidad. 34. Pope Julius 1st in the 4th century. 35. Charles Dickens, 26 years before Christmas was declared a national holiday. 36. Germans in the 7th century AD. 37. Martin Luther in the 16 century. 38. Apples and other fruit. 39. Christmas lights. 40. Clogs. 41. December 1965. 42. Jacob Marley, Christmas Past,

Christmas Present and Christmas Future. 43. The 1951 Bob Hope comedy The Lemon Drop Kid. 44. No. A Christmas carol has to have a religious theme. 45. No. It was composed in 1857 for a children’s thanksgiving programme. 46. Austria.

Christmas Theme Answers 1. Santa Claus. 2. Widow Twankey. 3. Drucilla and Anastasia. 4. Christmas Eve. 5. The Stone of Scone. 6. Goose. 7. Hong Kong. 8. W. C. Fields. 9. Oliver Cromwell. 10. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 11. The Simpsons. 12. Pubs.

13. He was the first department store Santa. 14. Carpenters. 15. Jacob Marley. 16. The Queen’s Christmas speech. 17. Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody. 18. A turkey. 19. Captain Cook. 20. Good King Wenceslas. 21. In the 4th century. 22. Spring. 23. To compete with a pagan celebration. 24. It was associated with the Scandinavian love Goddess. 25. The early church banned mistletoe, so holly was substituted. 26. Mexico. 27. Martin Luther. 28. True. 29. Turkey. 30. The large red stripe.


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Nancy, NRG INSURANCE, would like to wish all her clients a very happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

Mick and Paula of MBAR wish all their customers a Very Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year and thank them for the laughs over the last year.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all. PLUMBER ANDY.

Season’s Greetings and all good wishes to our customers, from the MILLIONAIRE SPORTS BAR & CAFÉ.

Jo, Marc, Maggi and Jack of VOILÁ DE LIMA’S wish all their customers a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Paul of A1 CLEANING wishes all his customers a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, and thank you all for your support. ALMERÍA ENGINE SERVICES wish all their customers, old and new, a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Maria & Lina of Café Bar ANCLA wish everyone a Merry Christmas and look forward to seeing you in the New Year. Dany from AXA INSURANCE and REAL COVERS wishes you a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year, and thanks, once again, all his clients and friends for their confidence & support. Seasons Greetings to all our clients, friends and everyone else who has supported our business this year. From Patrick & Jill of MOJÁCAR LONG TERM RENTALS. A Merry Christmas to all my customers, and Happy New Year from Kim White of CHIROPODY & BEAUTY TREATMENTS.

Merry Christmas to all our customers and friends, and a Happy New Year. From MOBILITY MATTERS. Lorraine, Russell and Lisa of the RUSTY NAIL wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and thank you for your support throughout the year. Happy Christmas & New Year from Yvonne at SUNFLOWER HOMES Property Rentals.

Felices Fiestas y Prospero Año Nuevo a todos nuestros clientes y amigos. LA HACIENDA. GILL’S ENGLISH BED LINEN and FASHIONS SHOP wish a Merry Christmas to all our friends & clients, from Gill and Merika.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you all and thanks for your support, from Julian of HAIR DESIGN. Merry Christmas to all my clients and all the very best for the New Year from Chris, THE HANDYMAN THAT CAN. LOCATION WAREHOUSING would like to wish all their customers, past, present and future, a Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our customers, and thank you for your support throughout the year. From all at MR UK. Happy Christmas and a virus free New Year, from Anton of FIRST CALL COMPUTER SOLUTIONS.

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Elaine and Jon of CAPTAIN’S TAPAS BAR wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and thank all of their customers for supporting them since they re-opened in April.

TORRE BAHIA Restaurant would like to wish everyone Felices Fiestas y Feliz Año Nuevo. CHOICE FM thanks all their sponsors and listeners. Merry Christmas to you all.

VENTANAS Y PUERTAS MOJACAR wish Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all their customers.

We wish all our patients a very happy and peaceful time over the holiday season. CLINICA DENTAL MOJACAR.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all at CROWN RENT-A-CAR.

Everyone at EATZ DINER wish all their customers, new and old, a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

John and all the BEACHCOMBER gang wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year.

A Miaow Christmas and a Woofy New Year to all the cats and dogs from ASHLOVE’S PET HOUSE. Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year to all our friends and customers. Pete & Maxine of PETER MORGAN BUILDING and Roofing Specialists. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Lisa and Les of L H SERVICES. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Yee Har from all the staff at COWBOY COCINA. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all our clients, and thank you for all your support throughout the year. From the team at TELITEC CONNECTIONS. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and thanks for your support. GEOFF CROSS PLUMBING. Lina & Frank at CAFÉ O wish you all the best for Christmas and the New Year. ALKEMI HAIR AND HOLISTICS would like to say a big thank you to everyone for their loyalty and support. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Pat & Mick of ARRIBA CAFÉ BAR hope that you all have a really good Christmas and look forward to seeing you in the New Year.

MOJACAR HOMES wishes everyone a Happy Christmas. Bob & Trish. May your Christmas be Merry and your New Year Happy. Norman, MOJACAR PLUMBING. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from NEIL GODWIN, ELECTRICIAN. OAKTREE GOLF TOURS and SANDS 19TH HOLE wish all their customers a Happy Christmas & Prosperous New Year.

David and Alan of HAIR SCENE wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

D. MATCH DIGITAL SERVICES wish all their clients and friends a Merry Christmas and health and happiness for the New Year. Ali and Michelle at EL NARANJO wish customers, old and new, a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

Wishing all our clients and friends Health, Wealth & Happiness for 2010. BONITA HAIR & BEAUTY SALON xxx.

GALA’S BAR & RESTAURANT wish their customers, past, present and future, a Very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. HARMONY GYM & HARMONY HANDS welcome you to a Healthy and Happy New Year. Resolutions start here … burn off that Xmas excess at the best. X See you soon X The IRISH ROVER wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year, and also a big thank you for your support, from Dennis, Margaret, Phil & Cheryl. IRON ART would like to wish all old and new customers a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year and look forward to seeing you in 2010 for exciting bargains.

Chris & Karen of REFLECTIONS thank everybody for their continued support. Happy Christmas and look forward to seeing you in the New Year. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all my clients, from ROD BRIDGES. All the staff at ROLY’S TOO wish you a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Thank you to our customers for your ongoing support and to the staff for doing such a great job.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from SINALOA BAR & GRILL. Gary of SUCKLING ELECTRICAL thanks all his customers and wishes them a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. SUPER SAVERS would like to thank all their customers and wish them a Super Christmas and an Economical New Year. Thank you to all our old and new customers for your support over the last year. Have a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all at THE FULL SWING and FERRETERIA EL REAL.

Felices Fiestas y Feliz Año Nuevo from Isabel of ISAPELUCAN CANINE BEAUTY CENTRE.

Mick and Jane of CAHOOTS would like to thank all their customers for their support and wish everybody a Happy Christmas and a ‘Merry’ New Year,

Darren & Julie of LA MESA would like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to all our customers. MOE’S BAR.

A big thank you to all the fantastic people who have supported us. We have gone from strength to strength and it’s all thanks to them. We also wish all the other bar owners a great Christmas and wish them a good 2010. Siobhan, Alan and Sue at , Lauren & Marius at BAR LA MONTAÑA. Tim and Frankie of LYKES RESTAURANT & BAR wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year and would like to thank all their customers for their support over the last two years. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all, from LEE the LOCKSMITH.

BAR RESTAURANT LA PARATA wish all their customers a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Paul, Jim and Cheryl of THE CAVE BAR wish you all a Very Merry Christmas & Happy New Year. Thanks to those who have come along to support them since re-opening and special thanks for the donation of the Christmas decorations.


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Ian of PAINT MAGIC Decorating Services wishes all his customers, past, present and future a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from Carole & John of the KIMRICK.

Wishing everyone a Very Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year from the girls at SOL PASSION Tanning & Beauty Studio.

Hope you all have a great time over the holiday season. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, but if you do get into trouble I can always dig you out of the hole! Paul of ALMERIA MINI-DIGGERS.

David, Paul and Linda of BAR MED thank old customers and welcome new ones, & wish them all a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Pam & Paul of ZAK’S PLAICE in Garrucha wish all their old and new customers a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous 2010.

Chris & Janet from SOL - AERO FLYING CLUB wish all their customers, past and present a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Come fly with us! Merry Christmas and happy ferreting around in our ferretería. From all at FERRETERIA MOJACAR.

Richard & Jodie of THE LOFT wish all our customers Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo. Richard would like to wish all his friends and customers a Very Merry Xmas, with a special Merry Xmas to the ‘Wacky Barbers’ and a big kiss to Debby X. I am offering unbeatable rates for the rest of December and the whole of January. PR BUILDING SERVICES. A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you all from MOVIELAND. Pop in to see me Christmas day for free mince pies and a drop of cherry brandy, open all day. JANINE SIMONE. As your local photographer of the area I would like to wish everyone a very Happy Christmas & Prosperous New Year & remember that any event I am covering you only have to ask me & I will always take your picture! Add me on Facebook to view your photos w w w . f a c e b o o k . c o m / janinesimonephotography. Barry of JONE’S MOBILE VEHICLE VALETING wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year.

Nick & Tony of SOLO-SAT & ABC, and the SOLO SOLUTIONS team, would like to wish all their customers, old and new, a Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year. John, Michelle, Clive, Mimi and Dug of ALVARON Cafe Bar wish all their customers a Very Happy Christmas & New Year and thank you for your support. RALF MOTORS LEVANTE wish you all a Perfect Festive Season and trouble-free motoring in the New Year. Ian at BLUWATER WEB DESIGN wishes you all a Very Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year. RAIN , HAIL, FROST OR SNOW, On my journey I must go, to deliver your curry promptly try. Please remember your curry man. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and peace and love to all mankind. Maz and Kris at SYEDPUR. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all our clients from the team at NETFORCE INTERNATIONAL PROPERTY.

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him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. Why? 7: A man drives down the motorway at 70 miles per hour. He passes three cars going 80 miles per hour, then gets pulled over by a police officer and is given a ticket. Why? 8: A man called to a waiter in a restaurant, "There's a fly in my tea!" The waiter replied, "I will bring you a fresh cup." After a few moments, the man called out, "This is the same cup of tea!" How did he know? 9: A man managed to visit over thirty foreign countries without his passport. He was welcomed in each country and left each one of his own accord. He did this in one day. How? Answers on Page 34

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whilst they were out at work all day, but Pru was just very content being an “only child” and enjoyed her own company. However, Pru is yet another victim of the current recession, and has been returned to us as her owners have to leave Spain in search of work. It’s so heart-breaking to see the animal’s grief at losing both their home and owners. Pru is currently with a fosterer to reassure her that all will be well. She still possesses the same humble temperament – is it really too much to wish for a permanent loving home?

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For further information on please contact: Sharon 950 592 983, Tracy 950 460 011, Ruth 637 817 982 or Diane 950 617 643 SALLY - female ginger tabby with beautiful markings (no white), spayed, D.O.B: approx. Oct ´08. Sally (so called as the name means "Princess" in Christian & Hebrew) is the nicest, most elegant lady you could wish to meet. She is sweet-natured, friendly with other cats and doesn’t seem to mind dogs. Thin and roaming, she was being fed by some kindly holiday-makers who just couldn’t bear to leave her to fend for herself. Extremely affectionate, she adores cuddles and deserves a majestic home fit for a princess.

TILLY - Female tortoiseshell. Such a terrified little bAundle when she arrived, but has settled down with the help of her brother and sister who always give her washes and cuddles. Tactile, tender & timid.

JACK - Tabby/white shorthair. Approx. D.O.B: 15 April 09, fully vaccinated. Mum was found fending for herself and kits, the lady was able to keep mum plus two of her kits, but couldn’t afford to keep them all, so Jack & Jill joined us at the shelter. Initially shy and nervous, they have blossomed into "chocolatebox" cuties and it has been wonderful to see them grow in confidence. Jill has been homed, so Jack is hoping there is someone out there who could be his best friend and play with him, offering him a stable home-life.


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17th December 1903 Wilbur and Orville Wright made the first powered aeroplane flight. 21st December 1937 Premiere of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", the first fulllength animated cartoon. 24th December 1818 "Silent Night, Holy Night" was first sung. The words were written by Joseph Franz Mohr, a young priest, and the music by Herr Gruber in Oberndorf in Austria. 25th December 1642 Sir Isaac Newton was born. He found white light could be split into the colours of the Rainbow. 28th December 1065 Consecration of Westminster Abbey. 30th December 1865 Rudyard Kipling, author of "Jungle Book", was born. 1st January 1772 The London Credit Exchange Company issued the first traveller’s checks. 1st January 1927 The BBC began broadcasting its first programmes. 1st January 1931 Traffic policemen were introduced in Great Britain. 2nd January 1770 On this date a huge Christmas pie was baked for holiday consumption in London. According to the Newcastle

Chronicle, it was made of "two bushels of flour, twenty pounds of butter, four geese, two turkeys, two rabbits, for wild ducks, two woodcocks, six snipes, four partridges, two neats' tongues, two curlews, seven blackbirds, and six pigeons. It was nearly nine feet in circumference at the bottom and weighed about twelve stone. 4th January 1809 Louis Braille was born. He was three years old when an accident caused him to lose his sight. 9th January 1799 Income Tax was first introduced, the first tax in British history to be levied directly on people's earnings, by the then Prime Minister William Pitt the Younger, as a temporary measure to cover the cost of the Napoleonic Wars. 10th January 1863 The London Underground began operating. 11th January 1954 The first televised weather broadcast featuring a presenter on screen was transmitted from the BBC's Lime Grove Studios. 11th January 1864 Charing Cross Station in London opened. 14th January 1986 Motorists were required by law to wear seat belts.

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They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

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humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressedout than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you need to know: - Don't pee on the tree - Don't drink water in the container that holds the tree Mind your tail when you are near the tree - If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have your name on them, don't rip them open - Don't chew on the cord that runs from the funnylooking hole in the wall to the tree.

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DODI: Living in the streets of Los Raimundos since June D.O.B. 15.04.2007

CODY: D.O.B. May 07

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Paws-Patas would like to thank the public, volunteers, and press for their continued support in the last year. Merry Christmas to one and all. The Paws Shop will close at 1.30pm on the 24th of December and re-open on the 5th of January.

5. Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season. These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part: - Not all strangers appreciate kisses and leans - Don't eat off the buffet table - Beg for goodies subtly Be pleasant, even if unknowing strangers sit on your sofa - Don't drink out of glasses that are left within your reach. 6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important: Observe all the rules in #4 for trees that may be in other people's houses. (4a is particularly important) - Respect the territory of other animals that may live in the house - Tolerate children - Turn on your charm big time.

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APSA (Almanzora area) 663 762 642 P.A.W.S. (Coast) 678 490 208 / 678 490 235 Puppy Rescue (Albox) 667 623 254 / 664 502 456 CLUBS

Albox Computer Club Fridays 3 pm. Rumores Function room. No qualifications needed. All welcome. www.alboxcc.com 950 064 311 Bowling Clubs Elsewhere in magazine. Golf Clubs Elsewhere in magazine. Mojácar Angling Club (M.A.C.) 950 473 099 Mojácar Bridge Club Valle de Este Hotel. Wednesday 7pm. Les: 950 163 524 Mojácar Cricket Club (M.C.C.) Neale 600 655 363 Dave 950 617 606 SOCIETIES / SOCIAL CLUBS

Abusos Urbanistocos Almanzora No (AUAN) Campaigning for legalisation of homes built without proper authority in the Almanzora Valley. Meets 11am on 3rd Sat of month in La Parilla, Albox. Tel: 617 118 209 www.almanzora-au.org Almanzora Group of Friends (Albox) 634 601 615 / 686 009 788 Almería Link Solos Friendship Club Meets 8.30 pm Wednesdays at Vera Hotel. Newcomers always made welcome. For info: Johnny 950 478 899 or Heather 950617558 / 667243561 Club Taurino de Mojácar 950 475 261 Dames In Spain. Meet 3rd Monday of month, 11am at Kimrick, Mojácar. Chairman Gail Creasey 950 472 225. Secretary Iris Hamilton 950 475 863. Dames In Turre. Meet last Monday of month, 11am at Centro de Usos Multiples, Turre. Chairman Ann Shone 950 398 162. Secretary Pam Smith 950 475 418. President Lesley Barlow 950 478 633.

Rastros etc. (Flea Markets)

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Sat: Sopalmo 10 am - 4 pm Sat: Bar International, Albox(am) Sat: Camping Los Gallardos (2nd Saturday of month)

Market Days

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Mojacar Community Library. 75 new books just arrived. Open Mon, Wed & Fri, 11am - 1pm. Multipurpose Centre, Mojácar Fuente (lower level). Annual household membership 12€. Seniors 10 € and free for English-reading Spanish. Mojácar Taekwon-do Club 950 069 030 / 670 381 839 Mojacar Sewing Circle. Meet at Bella Vista, Wed. 10.30. Tlf: Brenda 950 390426 or Sylvia 950 472967 Mojacar Walking Group. Register on www.mojacarwalkinggroup.com or Tlf: 950 467 679. Schedules will be e-mailed to registered walkers, and only those registered are invited to walk. SUPPORT GROUPS

Mojácar Area Cancer Support Group (MACS) Helpline 634 656 555. Elaine 607 598 470. Kirsten 646 865 308. Sybilla 966 492 343. Brenda 961 232 903. Pat 966 490 068. Hermien 966 473 358 or 676 205 522 E-mail: macscancersupport@live.co.uk Parkinson’s Disease Support Group Joyce 950 137 109

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MONDAY Alvaron: Merry Maidens Quiz. 8pm Bar Med: Quiz. 9.30pm Bar La Plaza: (Villaricos) Texas Holdem 7.30pm Latino’s (Alfoquía): Line Dancing with Pamela 7.45 pm El Naranjo Spanish Classes from 10.30am Roly’s Too: Bingo, Quiz, Play Your Cards Right 8.30 pm TUESDAY Kimrick: Fun Poker 7pm Kimrick: Ceroc with Tracey 8pm El Naranjo: Bingo 3 pm Moe’s Bar: Bingo 3.30pm Roly’s Too: Slimming Class 7 pm WEDNESDAY Latino’s (La Alfoquía): Line Dancing with Pamela 7.45 pm Lemon Lounge: Quiz 9pm El Naranjo Spanish Classes from 10.30am Reflections: Poker & Games Night Roly’s Too: Conversational Spanish Class 4 pm Sands: Live Entertainment THURSDAY Arriba: Ladies Day 2pm Hacienda: Flamenco Show 8.30 pm Irish Rover: Tommy McCarthy Show Roly’s Too: 9pm. Sing-along-with Martin. Sinaloa: Killer Pool 7pm FRIDAY Alvaron: Live Entertainment Hacienda: Dine & Dance. Music by Victor Vergel 8 pm Irish Rover: Northern Soul & Motown Night El Naranjo Live Entertainment (evening) Reflections: 70s, 80s Disco 9pm Roly’s Too: DJ Captain Sunshine Disco 9 pm Rusty Nail: Bingo 3 pm Sands: Karaoke with Baz Sinaloa: Killer Pool 7pm SATURDAY Alvaron: Live Entertainment Bar Med: Live Music Hacienda: An evening with Rich Lucas or Sue Moretta. 8 pm Irish Rover: Karaoke Competition Lemon Lounge: Bingo & Fun Quiz 4 pm Reflections: Disco Party 9pm Roly’s Too: 9pm. Fallen Angels Karaoke. Sands: Live Entertainment SUNDAY Irish Rover: Live Ent. (4pm) La Montaña: Live Music (afternoon) Roly’s Too: Sing-along with Martin 9 pm. Sands: Karaoke with Baz NIGHTLY Irish Rover & The Shamrock: Karaoke / See Boards

Diary Dates DECEMBER

19: Christmas Concert. Parque Comercial, Mojácar. 12pm. 20: Anglican Church Carol Service at Aljambra (Albox) church/community centre. 6.00pm. 20: APSA Open Day at the kennels in Tijola. Supported by the mayor, this will be a family, community event with craft stalls, bouncy castle, games etc. Tlf: 663 762 642 for more details. 18: 8th Medieval Market, Huércal-Overa. Will open Friday afternoon, closes Sunday afternoon. Craft stalls are decorated to recreate the Mediaeval atmosphere of a market. Stalls offer a variety of craft and hand made products: silver, wood, medicinal herbs, soap, leather, dry flowers, ceramics. 25: Christmas Day. National Fiesta. 28: Fools’ Day in Spain. JANUAR Y JANUARY

1: New Year’s Day. National Fiesta. 4: Dames in Spain Sales Shopping Trip to Lorca. Leaving 10am. Members 9€. Guests 14€. Call Irene 950 529 399 or 627 565 115. 6: Reyes. (Three Kings) National Fiesta. 16: Alkemi Hair & Holistics Workshop - Colonic Hydrotherapy. Tlf: Diane or Sue 950 132 342. 20: Lubrin Bread fiesta (San Sebastian) 23: Alkemi Hair & Holistics Workshop - Feng Shui. Tlf: Diane or Sue 950 132 342. 25: Burn’s Night 28: Puppy Rescue. Quiz Night, Rumores Bar, Albox. 30: Alkemi Hair & Holistics Workshop - Hopi Ear Candling. Tlf: Diane or Sue 950 132 342. DIARY DATES ARE FREE (Charitable & non commercial events only )

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18: Closing the Gates of Derry – historical pageant held in Londonderry, Ireland. 22: Winter Solstice. 26: St. Stephen’s Day. The first Christian martyr, the patron saint of altar servers. His story is told in the Acts of the Apostles. Also referred to as Boxing Day due to the custom of giving Christmas ‘boxes’ – presents to the people who have worked for us during the year. 28: Holy Innocents Day. On this day we think of the babies slaughtered by Herod in his attempt to kill the Christ Child. 29: St Thomas of Canterbury (Thomas Becket) martyred in his own Cathedral at Christmastide. Born 1118, martyred on this day 1170. 31: New Year’s Eve. JANUAR Y JANUARY

5: Twelfth Night or Epiphany Eve. The evening of the fifth of January, preceding Twelfth Day and the eve of the Epiphany is formerly the last day of the Christmas festivities. It is marked in some cultures by the exchange of gifts taking on a similar significance to Christmas Eve. More recent traditions hold that it is unlucky to leave Christmas decorations hanging after Twelfth Night so as not to bring bad luck upon the home. If decorations are not removed they should stay up all year. 6: Twelfth Day or Epiphany. Also known as Old Christmas Day and Twelfthtide. On the twelfth day after Christmas, Christians celebrate the visit of the Magi or wise men to the baby Jesus. 7: St Distaff's Day. This was the day on which women had to return to work with the distaff (another name for a spindle) after the Christmas holiday. Plough Monday: The first Monday after Epiphany, the day on which work started again after Twelfth Night and the day on which labourers had to return to the fields.

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And I thought the Andalucian government were crackers with their new fishing laws that now stop tourists coming here but I hear the government in the Canaries are trying to pass a new law which: Only lets you fish with one rod. Only from sun up to sun down. No live or dead bait (What?) and you can only fish on Thursdays and

Sundays!!! Something comes to mind here: Oneself, foot, in, shooting, the and I nearly forgot, Dohhhhhh, back of the queue when brains were dished out. Checkout Mojácar’s weather and sea conditions here on the Beachcomber’s webcam. www.almeriafreeads.com/ webcam For further information or to find out about beach, boat or coarse fishing licenses, see John at the Beachcomber Bar Restaurant on Mojácar Playa or telephone 950 473 099. In case of difficulty reaching me (probably out fishing) ask staff for my mobile number. Tight Lines Beachcomber John

Golf Clubs & Societies Aguilon Golf Members: Les Raufer: Tlf: 650 835 188 or 634 641 199 Almería Golf League: Les Raufer: Tlf: 950 619 273 or 634 641 199 Badgers Golf Society: Keith Bradley: Tlf: 950 478 525 Boxers Golf Society: Tlf:607 675 318 or forums section of www. Arboleas.co.uk Cortijo Grande Golf Club: Mike Picken: Tlf: 950 475 509 Forum Golf Society: Phil Elam: Tlf: 666 847 840 or philjelam@yahoo.co.uk or www.arboleas.co.uk/forum Kimrick Golf Society: John, Kimrick rest. Tlf: 950 475 198 or 606 656 976 Marina Members Golf Club: Jim Budd: 950 162 727 Media Golf Society: Sandra: Tlf: 646 883 243 stanbsanb@yahoo.co.uk Reflections Golf Society: Chris: 665 919 916 (Holiday guests welcome) Valle del Este Golf Society: Alan Townsend: Tlf: 690 090 982

Bowling Clubs Almería Bowling Club: Jim Pike: Tlf: 950 398 803 Indalo Bowling Club: Toni Watts: Tlf: 950 468 165 Cabrera Bowling Club: Tony Millington: Tlf: 639 956 800 Information on Nationals: Bryan Redington: Tlf: 950 478 604

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbone are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva can not dissolve something, you can not taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs!!!! Beachcomber John

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Buses run every half hour and cover Mojácar beach from Puerta Marina to Marina de la Torre, with detours to Mojácar village. First bus (Leaves from Hotel Puerto Marina): 8.10 am From 1st Oct: 8.55am (8.10am on a Sunday) Last bus: from Village (goes to Marina de la Torre): 11.45 pm From 1st Oct: 9.15pm Last bus: from Hotel Indalo: 11.25pm From 1st Oct: 8.55pm

(Service is less frequent 2 pm to 4 pm) On Friday and Saturday nights, the last buses are usually one hour later This information is as supplied to us. We cannot be held responsible for its accuracy.

English FM Radio 91.4/107.3 Choice Fm www.choiceradiospain.com 90.8 Smooth Fm www.smoothfmlive.com 92.6 Spectrum (Mojácar) www.spectrumfmmojacar.net 89 Trust Radio www.trustradio89fm.com 98.8inland 89.6 coast Valle Radio www.valleradio.eu (94.4 is Radio Clásica de España)

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A Point of View Panga by Barrie Crumblehume With reference to the discussed about the fish Panga. May I say that many of the comments in the press all originate from one totally self-interested person who in my mind has attempted to destroy the businesses of people who have tried to supply highly competitive food in these difficult times. In my opinion those bars that provide fish & chips for 4.95€ do a great service to the Mojácar community. The fish Panga is passed as a healthy and cheap fish, by the EU and the UK government and is sold in the UK by Tesco and other supermarkets. In Mojácar there are many hundreds of people who would readily say that the 4.95€ fish & chips is a welcome relief for financially hard hit Brits, who don’t want to pay 8.95€ for fish which is not even named. So my advice to all people who want to have a great value meal go where bars serve a delicious Panga at reasonable prices. Yours B.C.

STOP PRESS: Arriba Arriba, Ellen Turner and Jim Mackie, have just brought out their new CD called ‘Almería Shores’. Four of the songs have been written by Jim himself and one of the songs is called Almería Shores. It is on sale at The Word, Turre and at La Tienda, Los Gallardos as well as in their home village of Bédar. PAGE 34

Index to Display Adverts in This Issue Advertiser

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A1 Cleaning ................................................................. 3 Alkemi Hair & Holistics ............................ 15 Almería Engine Services ........................ 12 AMD (Building, General, Gardening) .............. 8 Alvaron Cafe Bar ................................................ 5 Ancla Cafe Bar ................................................... 27 Arriba Cafe Bar ...................................... FC, IB Ashlove’s Pet House ...................................... 23 Axa Insurance ........................................................ FC Aznar Asesores (Gestoria) .......................... 23 Bar Esencial ............................................................... 25 Bar Med ............................................................................. 5 Beachcomber Bar/Cafe ............................ 6 Bluwater Web Design .............................. 25 Bonita Hair & Beauty ................................ 27 Cafe O ................................................................................. 6 Cahoots (Lingerie & Clothing) ....................... 15 Captain’s Tapas Bar ................................... 10 Chiropody & Beauty (Kim White) ........ 7 Choice FM .................................................................... BC Cool Air Vehicle Air-Conditioning ........... 12 Cowboy Cocina .................................................. 15 Crown Rent-a-Car .......................................... 12 De Lima’s Removals ...................................... 23 Dental Clinic (Mojácar) ........................... BC D.Match Digital Services ...................... BC Eatz Diner .................................................................... 11 El Naranjo ....................................................................... 4 Ferretería Mojácar ........................................... 3 First Call Computer Solutions ......... 23 Full Swing/Ferretería El Real ........ 29 Gala’s ................................................................................ BC Geoff Cross Plumber ...................................... 5 Gill’s Bedlinen & Fashions ....................... 4 Hair Design ................................................................ FC Hair Scene .................................................................. 25 Handyman That Can ....................................... 3 Harmony Gym ...................................................... 13 Irish Rover & Shamrock ........................... 25 Iron Art ............................................................................. 27 Isapelucan Dog Grooming .................... 3 Janine Simone Photography .............. IB Kimrick .............................................................................. 29 L H Services Cleaning & Maintenance .. 23 La Hacienda ................................................................ IF

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La Mesa .......................................................................... 29 La Montaña ............................................................... FC La Parata Bar Restuarant ................... 17 Lemon Lounge Bar ............................................. IB Location Warehousing ................................ IB Locksmith (Lee) ...................................................... FC Lykes ........................................................................................ IF MBar ........................................................................................ 8 Millionaire ................................................................... 25 Mobility Matters ................................................ 23 Moe’s Bar ..................................................................... 15 Mojácar Homes ....................................................... 3 Mojácar Long Term Rentals ............. 27 Mr. UK English Supermarket ........... FC Neil Godwin - Electrician ......................... 3 Netforce Int. Property .............................. 15 Oak Tree Golf Tours .................................. 33 Paint Magic Decorator ................................... FC Peter Morgan Building and Roofing ..... 3 Plumbing (Andy) ................................................ FC PR Building Services ......................................... 3 Ralf Motors ................................................................ 12 Ramo del Limón Restaurant ................. IB Real Covers (for Pools) ........................................ 9 Reflections Lounge Bar ............................ 11 Regency Snooker Club ............................ FC Rod Bridges Appliance repairs ..................... 3 Rohha .................................................................................. 29 Roly’s Too Restaurant ................... FC, 15 Rusty Nail Bar ........................................................... 3 Sands 19th Hole Bar .................................. 11 Sinaloa Bar & Grill ....................................... 27 Sol-aero Flying Club ................................... 13 Solo Sat & ABC (Sat TV & air-con) ......... 23 Sol Passion Tanning/Beauty .......................... 10 Suckling Electrical ................................................ 3 Sunflower Homes .................................................. 3 Super Savers Eng. Supermarket ............. BC Telitec Connections ............................................. 7 The Cave Bar ............................................................. 9 The Fundraiser ...................................................... 15 The Loft Lounge Bar ..................................... FC Torre Bahia ................................................................ 10 Ventanas y Puertas ....................................... 25 Zak’s Plaice Fish & Chips ............................... FC

Most display adverts for Mojácar carry a ‘Z’ number. This refers to the advertiser’s location zone on the map running along the bottom of pages 8 to 13. FC: Front Cover

BC: Back Cover

IF: Inside Front Cover

IB: Inside Back Cover

NOTICE: Turre Evangelical Church has moved. We are now located at the top end of Avenida de Almeria just before the Nunez furniture manufacturer. With Super Turre on your left, follow the main street up the hill and past 'The Word' bookshop. Continue on as if you were leaving Turre and you will find us on the left just before Nunez. Our Sunday morning service is at 10.30 and we invite you to join us. Please stay afterwards for coffee or tea and a biscuit. We look forward to seeing you and sharing the love of Jesus with you. Charlie Fyre - Turre Church


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Christmas Fare Available 1st to 23rd December

Christmas Day Few places left

5 Courses

including Carafe of Wine between 2 and Cava or Buck’s Fizz on arrival

BOOKINGS ESSENTIAL

Telephone 950 615 591 www.arriba-mojacar.com

REMOVALS & STORAGE

Soup of the Day Caesar Salad and Poached Egg Crispy Fried Squid with Sweet Chilli Dip

SPAIN Tel: (0034) 950 391 412 Fax: (0034) 950 391 412 U.K. Tel: (0044) 01354 655911 Fax: (0044) 01354 655965

Main Courses

Creole Chicken Pasta Steak & Mushroom Pie Prawn Curry with Savoury Rice & Popadum

WEEKLY SERVICE SPAIN - UK SPAIN

Desserts

Baileys Cheesecake Banoffee Pie Plum Pudding Ice Cream

5 € pp 15.9

3 Courses 14.95€ pp Parties catered

WAREHOUSING S.L.

Starters

New Y ear’ Year’ ear’ss Day Served from noon ‘til 3pm the perfect way to deal with the morning after the night before!

Poached Eggs Benedict Royal or Florentine Smoked Salmon with Scrambled Eggs or Full English / Lite Breakfast all served with orange juice & Cava Full menu will also be available

see us at: www.locationwarehousing.com • HOUSEHOLD AND COMMERCIAL STORAGE • CONTAINERISED STORAGE - SHORT OR LONG TERM • FULLY ALARMED AND INSURED WAREHOUSE • CAR / CARAVAN / TRAILER SECURE STORAGE • FREE QUOTATIONS - DEPOTS IN UK AND SPAIN • LOCAL REMOVALS CARRIED OUT IN BOTH UK AND SPAIN FAMILY RUN BUSINESS HEAD OFFICE: Units 8 & 9 C/. Mojana, El Real Ind. Est. 04628, ANTAS (off junction 534B of N340) MAIN UK DEPOT: Unit 2, Commercial Road, March, CAMBS PE15 8QP

restaurante INTERNATIONAL FUSION

Open Wed to Sat: 7 pm - 10.30 pm

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(early closing Monday & Tuesday)

Open New Year's Day for Breakfasts

Served until Sat 19th December

NEW 2 for 22 A 21st, 22nd, 23rd December and all through January

2 Starters 2 Main Courses 2 Sweets 2 Drinks

(glass of wine, beer or soft drink)

Autumn Snack & Lite Bite Menu

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2 Course Lunch Menu

from 7.5 0 A Thurs & Fri: 12.30 pm - 3.30 pm

served Mon, Tues, Wed & Sat 5.00 A QUIZ NIGHT: Wednesday 9 pm BINGO: Saturday 4 pm Z-5

Mojácar Playa

Menu del Dia:

Sunday Lunch: 3 courses 12 A Served from 1 pm - 4 pm For details or reservations call

Tlf: 950 472 659

The Advertiser is an independent publication and copyright exists throughout. The purchase of advertising space in The Advertiser does not entitle advertisers to any ownership of the copyright for artwork contained therein, which remains the property of the original artist or owner. Artwork (such as logos) supplied to us for inclusion has been reproduced on the understanding that the advertiser holds copyright entitlement to such artwork. The Publisher accepts no responsibility for claims made by advertisers or errors in adverts caused by incorrect or untimely submission. Opinions expressed are those of the individual contributors and not necessarily those of the Editor or Publisher. Deposito Legal: AL-488-2009 Readers should seek suitably qualified professional advice before making purchases, accepting offers or taking on any contractual obligations, etc. PAGE 35


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Parque Comercial, Local 53 MOJACAR PLAYA Tlf: 950 478 534

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Christmas Day 45€pp Cava on arrival, 6 course lunch, bottle of wine per couple Xmas Fare

1st to 24th December 3 courses 14.50€pp OPEN: 11am 'til late Closed Tuesday

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We would like to thank all our customers for your continued support and wish you all A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND AN EVEN HAPPIER NEW YEAR. TURRE: next to Meson del Pobre HOURS: Monday - Sunday 10 am - 7 pm Tlf: 950 468 386

HD Ready Digiboxes in Stock

Visit our showroom to see high definition HD-TV technology in action

(60+) Lunch Thursday 5€

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Our Specialities ... Beef Wellington, Thai Chilli, Duck a L'Orange, NEW Grans Tournados Rossini, & Grumps Shoulder of Lamb, ...

Classic hits and today’s best music

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