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Local News Roundup Words by Jen Smith from Channel 103, news@jerseyweekly.com
‘Damp squib’ strikes didn’t stop Jersey The public sector strike staged as ‘stage the biggest outbreak of industrial action since the 1979 winter of discontent’ was a ‘damp squib’ according to UK Prime Minister David Cameron. Islanders were expecting widespread disruption as up to 2 million public sector workers walked out in protest at pension changes across the UK last Wednesday. But what we got in fact was ‘better than ever’ border controls. No delays were reported at Gatwick and ferry services at Portsmouth (and Dover) were reported to be running well and on time. Less than a third of civil servants went on strike and 40% of schools remained open. Alan Donald from Jersey Airport and Ports had already predicted those travelling in and out of the Island would have few problems.
Don’t be an idiot Jersey Police launched the anti drive-drive campaign last week. Posters and radio adverts are encouraging us to report anyone we suspect of getting behind the wheel after they have been drinking. They carry the message ‘Don’t let them get away with it’. States and Honorary officers will be stepping up patrols throughout December. Plus they’ll be looking to catch people the morning after the night before by doing breath tests in the day to catch people who are still over the limit. This year’s already seen a 14% increase in drink driving than 2010, so far this year 158 people have been reported.
But Police say the good news is that the number of crashes involving drink drivers (40) is the lowest in a decade. Anyone concerned about someone drink driving can contact the States of Jersey Police on 612612, or - to remain anonymous - Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
New plans from new boss of SOJDC States members have been looking through revised plans for the Esplanade Quarter. New man at the top Lee Henry wants the Jersey International Finance Centre to be smaller, smarter and cheaper. His ideas include moving the car park underground, shrinking the plans by 25% and not using public money. Mr Henry - who on £145,000 a year is cheaper than the £266,540 predecessor Mr Izatt earned wants to show he’s listening to peoples’ concerns. The first phase has been scaled down and a road won’t need sinking. He reckons the 460,000 square feet of office space will leave the States £20 million better off. But the plan still faces a challenge. St Helier Constable Simon Crowcroft wants it halted while Islanders are asked for their views. The States will decide this week.
Shoebox appeals take hit We found out that last week that Jersey shoebox appeals have struggled to fill their targets this year meaning the less well off will be missing out. Mustard Seed Jersey say some elderly people in Romania where they send their donations will have to share. It’s not been the best year for the
collections - earlier this month the Rotary missed out on their target by 200. They were looking for 2000 to send to needy children in Montenegro, Romania and Tanzania. And now Mustard Seed say their donations are down by 10% meaning teenagers and elderly couples could miss out. But they’re looking on the positive - they say all the boxes they’ve received for Eastern Europe are excellent.
Digital industry stuck in the middle The Island’s ICT sector needs a strong industry body similar to Jersey Finance to promote it abroad. The suggestion has come from the first local survey of businesses working in the digital industry. Two thirds said a lack of skills is stopping the sector from growing. And eight out of ten firms felt a lack of clear direction is preventing it become a major part of the economy.
home to superfast broadband. In an open letter, JT bosses say the criticisms gave a false impression of Gigabit Jersey. They say it’ll benefit local customers of all operators, as well as the Island’s economy.
Sunny end but a wet beginning As November drew to a close last week we discovered it was the warmest ever on record in Jersey. The unseasonal autumn saw average daily highs of 12.3 celsius. That’s quite a contrast to the same time last year, when we were experiencing snow and freezing temperatures. Principal forecaster Tony Pallot says the mild conditions are likely to last. But he wasn’t quite prepared for how much rain was to come.
Someone’s rain dance worked… And then there was rain.
Steve Hickson from Digital Jersey told Channel 103 the industry could boom: “My understanding is that Economic Development are already looking into a strategy. I hope there’s going to be an opportunity to develop it and it’s not a anti-climax”.
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Just a few days after pleading with Islanders to conserve water after long dry spells, the heavens opened and we were greeted with the wettest day of the year. Last Thursday’s downpour alone bumped up the reservoirs by 2%. 33.4 mm was recorded at Maison St Louis observatory. You have to go back to September 6th to find a comparable amount. The wet weekend that followed meant that December’s rainfall has already topped that of October and November combined.
Jersey’s potential superfast industry continues to cause concern. Jersey Telecom was forced to respond to a rival firm’s concerns about its plans for a fibre-optic network last week. Cable and Wireless questioned the business case for connecting every
But we’re still being urged not waste a drop. Howard Snowden from Jersey Water has described it as ‘a good start’, but he says there’s a long way to go for stocks to recover.
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Community News Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
Growing number of students undertaking work experience through Jersey Finance careers programme
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“The Your Life in Finance programme goes from strength to strength, as is reflected in the growing number of students who have embraced the opportunity over the past couple of weeks. That firms continue to support it is fantastic too, as it simply wouldn’t happen without their commitment and enthusiasm. “It’s a tough climate to find work in, so schemes like this are really helping give young people the experience they need to demonstrate their full potential to employers. In addition, handing more responsibility to the students this time around has helped them develop new skills and give them the chance to formulate a tailored placement experience that is beneficial for them and their chosen firm.” Ed Sallis, Principal of Highlands College, added:
In a challenging job market, more students than ever before have undertaken work experience as part of a careers scheme organised by Jersey Finance and in partnership with Careers Jersey and local secondary schools. 23 students, all of whom are in the second year of the BTEC National Diploma at Highlands College, have just spent two weeks pursuing work experience at various local financial services firms as part of Jersey Finance’s ‘Your Life in Finance’ programme. That number is an increase of 35% on the same two week period last year. Seventeen different local firms are hosting the students. They are Ashburton, Barclays Wealth, Bedell Trust, Capita Fiduciary Group, Collins Stewart, Dominion Trust, Hawksford, HSBC Bank International, IPES, KPMG, Lloyds TSB, Ogier, Rawlinson Hunter, RBC, RBS International, Santander Private Banking and Vistra . In a development to the programme this year, the students have been handed the additional responsibility to contact firms and make their own arrangements for their work experience placement. In October, students also attended a CV workshop and a ‘speed dating’ style event where they got to meet representatives of different firms.
“This element of the initiative provides a fantastic opportunity for work-based learning, which can really help both provide new experiences and activities for our students and, at the same time, reinforce the relevance of what they learn at College. It also provides a unique opportunity for them to acquire an insight into the career choices that exist within the finance industry.”
Parents reminded of deadline for primary school admissions
Parents of children who are due to start reception class in September 2012 need to contact their primary school by Friday 09 December to confirm their application if they want a place in a States school. Parents can find out their catchment school by contacting the Education, Sport & Culture department, their parish hall or by looking at the map available at www.gov.je/schoolcatchment. They can also contact their local primary to confirm they are within the catchment area. Parents may request up to three schools in order of preference. If a school is oversubscribed priority will be given to families who: already have older children at the school; live in the catchment area; live near the catchment area school.
If applications are received after the 9 December deadline, the first choice of school may no longer be available. If the school is already The ‘Your Life in Finance’ initiative aims to give local students full, every effort will be made to offer a place at the parents’ second the opportunity to learn new business and personal skills, preference. develop their knowledge of the business environment and finance industry and gain an understanding of the factors they Primary schools will write to all parents in March 2012 to offer will need to consider before and during their careers. places. Parents are asked to inform the school if, at any time, they no longer need the place they have been offered. Carla Harris, communications manager at Jersey Finance,
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To avoid duplication, parents will not be offered a place in a States primary if they accept a place in a fee-paying school.
Hautlieu Claim The Image Pr Public Speaking Challenge Trophy Soleil Westendorf (17) has won the Image PR Public Speaking Challenge Trophy 2011. Soleil, who is in Year 12 at Hautlieu School, was one of twelve students who took part in the final, which was held at St. James’ Centre on Saturday 26 November. In second place was Bradley Gibb from Victoria College, and Alex Rombaut also of Hautlieu took third place. Soleil, who has been schooled in Australia, France, Kuwait and now Jersey, impressed the judges with her argument that teaching religion at school can prevent religious prejudice occurring, and lead to a more excepting community. Peter Zunino, competition organiser said: “The judges particularly liked the way
Soleil related her own experience of both religious and non-religious schools and living amongst people of different faiths to deliver a passionate and personable speech full of insight. Her eloquent choice of language and commanding stage presence from the start also really helped in engaging her audience.” Soleil said: “It is the first trophy that I have ever won! I am
surprised because I was really nervous before my performance, and the other contestants were very good. It was great just to take part but to win the trophy is simply fantastic.” Students from Jersey College for Girls, Hautlieu, and Victoria College took part, speaking for between three and four minutes on one of four topics: Should religion be taught in schools? Reality TV – does Britain really have talent? Can social media topple a government? Is there intelligent life outside the solar system? Peter Zunino continued: “It was great to see so many young people
have the courage of their convictions to get involved and perform to such a high level. I was pleased to see such diversity of views and presentation styles on display to engage the audience, including some fantastic use of humour. Regardless of what career path the students take, public speaking is a great life skill to have, and I believe that
the whole process will have been extremely useful to the students who took part.”
Gift Wrapping for Charity
Voisins is supporting Island charities this Christmas by offering a gift wrapping service to raise funds. Five charities will benefit: Voisins chosen charity, the Jersey Women’s Refuge, Huntingdon’s Disease Association Jersey, Jersey Association for Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus, Jersey Mencap and Headway. Volunteers from each charity will be available in the store’s Home department on selected days – including Christmas Eve - and for late night shopping on Thursdays to wrap gifts purchased instore, for a donation to their causes. The service will be available on: • Thursday 1, 8, 15 and 22 December up to 8 pm: Jersey Women’s Refuge • Sunday 4 December, 11 am to 5 pm: Huntingdon’s Disease Association Jersey • Saturday 10 December, 9 am to 6 pm: Jersey Association for Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus • Saturday 17 December, 9 am to 5 pm: Jersey Mencap • Friday 23 December, 9 am to 7 pm: Headway Jersey • Saturday 24 December, 9 am to 5 pm: Headway Jersey The gift-wrapping service will be promoted at till points throughout the store. Voisins is providing the wrapping papers and each charity will have their own ribbons. The Managing Director of Voisins, David Elliott, said: “We are
delighted to offer this service and to help the Jersey Women’s Refuge and other local charities in the process. We hope our customers will take advantage of it and help us to raise much-needed funds for such worthy causes.”
Safety in Action Awards Presented to Primary Schools
Child Accident Prevention Jersey (CAPJ) is to award trophies for safety to J.C.G. Prep and St Clement’s primary schools. Following 31 primary schools attending CAPJ’s 13th annual Safety in Action Event this summer. J.C.G. Prep will be presented with the Highest Scoring Trophy for the fourth year running and St Clement’s the Best Improvers Trophy for the second year running. Nearly 1,000 year 5 students attended the Safety in Action Event in July at Highlands College. Students visited 6 hands on interactive workshops; First Aid, Play Safety, Water Safety, Road Safety, Fire Safety and Kitchen/Home Safety. Prior to their visit each student completed quiz books,
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answering questions about each of the workshops to see how much they knew about safety. The students found the Fire safety questions the most difficult, with confusion about how often to test a smoke alarm and how to escape through a smoke filled house. Students were then retested 2 months after their visit to the Safety in Action event to see what they had learnt and more importantly what they had remembered. An improvement was seen in all quiz sections relating to the six workshops. The Fire safety workshop saw the biggest improvement in the children’s knowledge, followed by play safety, Water and beach safety, Road safety, kitchen/home safety and first aid respectively. Over 500 certificates and prizes are to be presented to top scoring and high achieving students from all the schools who attended, recognising their great success in learning important life saving messages. J.C.G. Prep achieved the highest average mark overall, scoring consistently well on all 6 categories. Mr Andrew Willis, Head teacher said;
“We are delighted to win the Safety in Action competition for the fourth year in a row. The aim of the competition is such an important one and the children respond to the activities with great enthusiasm. It is vital that students learn the skills and knowledge necessary to allow them to take responsibility for their own safety and to help educate their friends and family and Safety in Action week gives them the confidence to do this.”
“All students who visited Highlands College in July found the workshops at Safety in Action Week very interesting, informative, and interactive and above all fun. The workshops provide a vital learning experience for young people to make their own decisions about staying safe. Following their visit students are encouraged to share the information with other members of their family and friends. Child Accident Prevention is not about wrapping children in cotton wool, it is about encouraging children to play, explore and have fun safely. To do this they need to know what the possible dangers are, so as individuals they can test the boundaries’ and reduce their own risk of being harmed. Retesting the students in September refreshes the key messages delivered during Safety in Action and enables us to reward those who have dramatically increased their knowledge base. This in turn helps us in planning, adapting and improving the event for the following year. Presenting these awards is a fantastic opportunity to recognise students and schools that have excelled.”
De La Salle students win competition to design board game celebrating Jersey’s financial heritage
St Clement’s primary school won the Best Improvers trophy just beating St Peter’s by 0.01 of a point. Students showed a significant increase in safety awareness in all the workshops they visited. Mrs Sheila Ponomarenko, Head Teacher said,
“We are delighted to win the trophy for the second year running and believe that Safety in Action plays an important role in our children’s education. The session is always memorable for the children because of the interactive nature of the activities. The children always speak very enthusiastically about the event and learn many important life skills.” Martin Preisig, co-ordiantor for Safety in Action said;
A team of Year 13 students from De La Salle College has won a competition to design a board game celebrating the 50th anniversary of Jersey’s financial heritage. The winning game, named Status – The Financial Board Game, will be played by students who participate in Jersey Finance’s Schools Roadshow programme in 2012. A selection of students from Jersey secondary schools entered
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the competition to create an interactive and informative game for two or more players. The theme of the game centres on the 50th anniversary of Jersey’s finance industry which has been marked through a series of events and exhibitions during the year.
over 160 entries submitted by primary school pupils Islandwide, 10 year old Claudia’s ‘Sheep Dreams’ design was voted overall winner by the public and de Gruchy staff alike. Voting took place during the launch weekend of the store’s new Home Department at the beginning of November.
The winning team received a £250 voucher for its school and one member of the team, chosen by their teacher, will win a week’s work experience in the sector of their choice within the finance industry.
As well as winning the opportunity to select her own designer duvet from the re-launched de Gruchy range, Claudia has also won £200 for St George’s Preparatory School to go towards school funds. Headmaster Colin Moore was delighted with Claudia’s achievement, and pleased to note that 2nd and 3rd place were also awarded to St George’s Preparatory School pupils and brothers Conrad and Blake Khakhria (ages 9 and 7 respectively.) He said “We’re always thrilled when our pupils’
The competition was run as part of Jersey Finance’s Schools Roadshow programme which works with secondary schools across the island delivering presentations, workshops and placements by Jersey Finance Member firms to increase awareness of the opportunities available within the industry. The winning board game will be used as part of a new Financial Heritage module which focuses on the growth and achievements of the industry over the past 50 years. Carla Harris, communications manager at Jersey Finance, commented:
“Having met the students and played the games they devised, it is hugely impressive how much they have learnt about the themes affecting Jersey’s finance industry. The teams produced intricate and informative games but the De La Salle team’s game went the extra mile . I am sure students who play Status in the future will find it enjoyable and educational.”
talents are recognised. Claudia is a keen young artist, and it’s fantastic that the three winners of the de Gruchy competition were all St George’s entries. The £200 prize money that Claudia has won for the school will go towards the development of a planned new orchard which will benefit all pupils.” Store Director John Marquis was very impressed with the level of entries, and delighted to invite Claudia and her headmaster in-store to receive the cheque.
WellBeing World aims for the Workplace WellBeing World, the organisation which was established earlier this year to promote the Island’s wellbeing capability and to facilitate the provision of physical and emotional wellness to people in need, has created a package of services specifically aimed at the workplace.
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Launched at the Jersey International Business School ( JIBS) Leadership Forum at the Hotel de France on 22nd November, WellBeing At Work, seeks to bring the services of the WellBeing World community to Jersey organisations. Local primary school pupil Claudia Dixon of St George’s Preparatory School in St Peter has been voted the winner of de Gruchy’s recent ‘Design a Duvet’ competition. Selected from
Founder and Principal of WellBeing World, Beverley Le Cuirot commented: “Research shows that as many as 13.5 million working days are lost in Britain each year through work related stress; more than the total number of days lost
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through strikes at the peak of industrial unrest in the 1970s.
“In Jersey, 18,000 days were lost to illness in 2010; of these more than 40% were stress related, and if each case can lead to as many as 30 days away from work, that’s a lot of lost time.” Mrs Le Cuirot added.
WellBeing World represents more than 50 wellbeing service providers, primarily local businesses, and it aims now to support employers with their efforts to contain costs, maintain customer service, retain talent and manage absence, through the provision of wellbeing services. The list of services is steadily increasing and includes: • Executive coaching and life counselling • Healthy work and home environments • Sport and fitness training • Nutrition • Complementary therapies and healing • Health and beauty • Wellness spas and speciality travel
soft drinks in all of their venues; The Boat House, The Beach House, The Tree House and The Farm House. Nigel Godfrey, Managing Director, The Boat House Group, commented:
“Fentimans and The Boat House Group are working together to donate these delicious soft drinks to the designated driver of groups for the festive period. The soft drinks are available from all of our venues and we hope this will encourage drivers not to drink alcohol during the festive season. The Boat House Group will continue to support DON”T DRINK AND DRIVE initiatives in any way we can.” Philip Blake, Road Safety Officer, added:
“This is a great initiative and ties in nicely with our DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE campaign. We encourage other businesses to offer similar promotions in order to keep Jersey’s roads safer during the Christmas Festive Season.”
Digital Jersey announces results of Jersey’s first Information and The Boat House Group Support Jersey’s Drink Drive Communication Technology (ICT) sector survey Campaign For more information, please see www.wellbeingworld.je or contact Beverley@WellBeingWorld.je
Hate being the designated driver? The Boat House Group are giving you an advantage for being the non-drinker in your group by offering you a complimentary bottle of Fentiman’s Ginger Beer or Victorian Lemonade for the month of December. Launching this December to coincide with the Christmas period and the festivities that come along with it The Boat House Group want to encourage safe driving by offering an incentive to the designated driver. There is a significant rise in drink driving related accidents during the lead up to Christmas with St Aubin’s Harbour being particularly popular. As most celebratory evenings start outside of town but end in St Helier, The Boat House Group would like to encourage a designated driver to take responsibility for a group of people around rather than customers taking a chance after an alcoholic drink or two. All you have to do to claim your soft drink is show your keys to a member of staff while making an order. The Boat House Group are offering complimentary Fentiman
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Digital Jersey has announced the findings of Jersey’s first survey into the size, scope and aspirations of Jersey’s ICT sector. The survey was completed by the leaders of 45 Jersey-based ICT businesses, giving the island its first view of the industry from an industry perspective. The results showed that Jersey has a wide-ranging ICT industry involved in software development, web design and IT services as well as financial services. Some of the smaller areas covered by the industry included telecommunications and the provision of hosting services. Importantly, the Digital Jersey survey has shown that Jersey has a truly global ICT sector. Whilst 94% of the companies surveyed do business in Jersey, as you would expect, 57% operate in Guernsey, nearly 70% in the UK and almost 50% in Europe. Other markets the sector also operates in include North America (18%) and Asia- Pacific (15%).
“Perhaps the most interesting results were those that showed the size and scope of the industry. Jersey’s ICT sector is already operating globally and is well established with over 40% of firms having been operating for more than 10 years and 30% for between 3 and 10 years,” said Steve Hickson, Director of Digital Agency, E-scape who sponsored the survey.
“These firms also generate significant amounts of money for the economy. 10 businesses reported that they have annual
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revenues of between £1 million and £10 million, which means they are bringing in between £10 million and £100 million to the island each year. Half of the industry has revenue of less than £1 million, which shows that there is lots of room for growth.” Whilst the majority (63%) of respondents believe that the ICT industry could become one of Jersey’s major industries, 80% of respondents also feel that the lack of a coherent ICT strategy is preventing the industry assuming that important role, whilst 66% believe that a lack of skills stops the sector growing. 60% of respondents also felt that there should be tax incentives to promote private investment in the sector. There was also a strong feeling that the ICT sector needs an industry representative body along the lines of Jersey Finance to help design the strategy and to promote the industry abroad.
“I would like to thank everyone who has taken part,” said Steve Hickson. “This is an important first glimpse of the industry and shows that it is ready to grow and become an important part of Jersey’s economy. More than any need for infrastructure or other technological advances to help the industry grow, the survey shows that it needs direction and leadership more than anything else.”
welcome.
“We are delighted to announce that the Rt. Hon. Michael Portillo will be our Guest Speaker at the 2012 Gala Dinner and Graduation Ceremony,” said ISCA Jersey Branch Chairman, Tania Angell.
“We are also looking forward to recognising the professional qualifications achieved by the ICSA Jersey graduates, and to celebrating this commitment, knowledge and effort in the presence of employers, family and friends.” The ICSA Jersey Graduation Ceremony was successfully introduced in March 2011 in a new-format style dinner; it is now the focal point of the ICSA Jersey calendar. And, back by popular demand, the evening will conclude with musical entertainment and dancing to local group, Honeybun, and Channel103 DJ, Spencer Davies, until 1am. The Dinner will be sponsored in 2012 by The Basel Group, CCV Jersey and BPP Professional Education, all keen supporters of ICSA Jersey and its members. Tickets are £70 per person or a table for 12 people is £800. The evening will incorporate a Drinks Reception and three course Dinner.
For more information please see the ICSA Jersey website at ICSA Jersey announces www.icsajersey.org.je or email info@immediateimpact.je Michael Portillo as Guest Speaker at ICSA Jersey Gala Assistant Ministers appointed Dinner in March 2012
The Chief Minister has approved the appointment of 14 Assistant Ministers (see below) and has announced that the Home Affairs Minister, Senator Ian Le Marquand, will be Deputy Chief Minister. Senator Gorst said “It has become apparent to me in the
last two weeks that changes are needed in the machinery of government. In the medium term, the system needs to be amended to allow more States Members to be involved in the decision making process. I plan to meet the Privileges and Procedures Committee to discuss how the Council of Ministers can work with PPC to facilitate that change.
The Jersey Branch of the Institute of Chartered Secretaries and Administrators (ICSA) has announced that the Rt. Hon. Michael Portillo, former politician and broadcaster, will be the Guest Speaker at the ICSA Jersey Gala Dinner in March 2012.
“In the short term I have asked Ministers to consider whether they have any work streams that could be tackled by working parties, which could include a cross section of States Members, not just ministers and assistant ministers.” Senator Gorst will, in due course, present a report to the States Assembly setting out the responsibilities of Ministers and their Assistant Ministers.
The annual black tie dinner will be held in the Great Hall at the Hotel de France on Friday, 16th March 2012, and is open to ICSA members and students, and also other members of the professional and local community. ICSA members and guests from the UK, Isle of Man and Guernsey are also
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Sure response to CICRA consultation Sure has welcomed news that the Channel Islands Regulatory and Competition Authorities (CICRA) have begun a formal consultation process aimed at providing telecom customers with alternatives to their current fixed line services.
Bedell breaks new ground: Litigation Funding is now available in Jersey
“Sure is in full support of the CICRA undertaking this formal consultation process and has, over the past two years, worked closely with the Office of Utility Regulation in Guernsey and the Jersey Competition & Regulatory Authority to identify new wholesale products that should be made available to all operators in both islands,” said Eddie Saints, Chief Executive of Sure. “As a pan-Channel Island operator, we are particularly pleased that CICRA is looking at this matter on a Channel Islands’ basis, rather than focussing on each island individually.” Mr Saints added that Sure completely agreed that greater competition in fixed line services would bring benefits for customers. “We share CICRA’s view on this and are keen for a more flexible range of fixed network services to be introduced on a pan-Channel Islands’ basis so that the benefits already seen in the mobile market can be mirrored in the fixed line market” said Mr Saints. “We have been pressing for some time for wholesale line rental, which is a key enabler of open competition, to be introduced on a pan-Channel Islands’ basis and it is disappointing to note in the consultation document that Jersey Telecom does not appear to share this view. “From Sure’s perspective, wholesale line rental provides the most immediate opportunity for competition and customer benefit and should therefore be given the highest priority.” Sure has also welcomed a proposal that fixed line subscriptions and call charges will be monitored by the OUR and JCRA during 2012. “Any proposals to create a more level playing field across the Channel Islands can only be seen as positive for customers and Sure looks forward to working with CICRA to enable this to happen,” said Mr Saints.
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Whilst it has long been recognised by Third Party Litigation funders based in the United Kingdom that the Channel Islands have a well established litigation market, there has been no established domestic market for funding. This is because until the recent decision of the Royal Court in Jersey ‘In the Matter of the Valetta Trust’, the legality and enforceability of funding agreements in the Channel Islands remained untested, unlike in the United Kingdom and elsewhere. However, as a result of the arguments presented to it by Advocate Lisa Springate of Bedell (who acted on behalf of the Representors and the new trustee), the Royal Court concluded in this case that public policy strongly pointed towards the agreement in question being regarded as valid and enforceable. The importance of this decision to Third Party Litigation funders and those contemplating litigation in Jersey is that it is now officially recognized that a funding agreement is in the interests of justice and is to be encouraged, provided that it is properly structured. Such agreements facilitate access to justice by plaintiffs who would not otherwise be able to afford to bring the litigation in question, as well as for those who wish to share the cost of litigation with a funder. The Valetta Trust By way of background, the Representors are beneficiaries of the Valetta Trust which is a Jersey discretionary trust. The only material asset of the Trust was a minority shareholding in a company which in turn owned certain rights to a product. In 2003, the former trustee sold the Trust’s shares in the
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company to itself as trustee of another trust which also held shares in the company. That other trust was for the benefit of the family of one of the co-investors involved in developing the product. The sale proceeds received by the Trust were subsequently distributed to the beneficiaries and accordingly, the Trust had been dormant for some time. The Representors contend that the sale was at a gross undervalue which was known to the former trustee. The Representors therefore wished to institute proceedings against the former trustee for breach of trust as well as against certain other persons who are said to have been knowingly involved in the sale at an undervalue. The former trustee and other defendants strongly deny the allegations.
It noted that whilst there has been a minor relaxation in England as a result of a statute which permits conditional fee arrangements, the requirement of public policy that officers of the court should be inhibited from putting themselves in a position where their own interests could conflict with their duties to the court remains otherwise in force, that is to say contingent fee agreements between client and lawyer remain prohibited in this jurisdiction. In Jersey, no statutory relaxation of this principle has been introduced and in the Royal Court’s judgment, it remains in full vigour.
The Representors could not afford to bring proceedings and the Trust has no assets other than the claim against the former trustee. In the circumstances, they entered into a funding agreement with an entity known as Harbour Litigation Investment Fund LP (‘Harbour’) based in England. Under this agreement, Harbour will fund the litigation in return for a share of the proceeds if the plaintiffs are successful. The defendants are protected in respect of their costs if the plaintiffs are unsuccessful. Whether funding agreements are permissible under Jersey Law At the outset, the Royal Court requested that it be addressed by Counsel on whether such an agreement is permissible under Jersey law as it did not consider that it would be appropriate to authorise the new trustee (which wished to be a party so that it is covered by the funding arrangement) to enter into an agreement which was unenforceable under the law of Jersey. In reaching its decision that public policy consideration strongly pointed towards the agreement in question being held as valid and enforceable, the Royal Court stated that there is no material difference between the law of Jersey and the law of England in this area. However, the Royal Court made it clear that whether a particular agreement is valid and enforceable, as opposed to an abuse of process will be dependent on the circumstances of each case. In the present case, the Court had regard to the fact that whilst the funding agreement undoubtedly provides Harbour with a share of the proceeds, it is calculated to ensure compliance with the principles derived from the English and Australian cases and cannot be said in any way to corrupt the purity of justice. The control of the proceedings remain with the plaintiffs who will still retain a substantial proportion of the damages if successful and the defendants are protected in respect of their costs, if the claim fails. Furthermore, the agreement facilitates access to justice by plaintiffs who would not otherwise be able to afford to bring the litigation in question. For these reasons, the Court authorised the trustee to become party to the funding agreement. In concluding, the Royal Court emphasised that its judgment was only applicable to third party funding agreements.
Genuine Jersey Christmas
The Genuine Jersey Products Association has much to celebrate as its tenth anniversary year draws to a very successful close. In January this year the 100th member was admitted and since then 38 producers have joined the association.
The Association’s Chief Executive, John Garton, said:
“Increasing membership by nearly 40% over 12 months – and in the current economic climate – is a great achievement. Our members apply their skills to making products that the Island can be justifiably proud of and, in the process, they help to diversify the economy to offer a wider choice to consumers and visitors who want to buy local.” Vienna Bakery is one of the new members. Proprietor David Dodge said as a family-owned and –run Jersey business they were delighted to join the association.
“Genuine Jersey does a terrific job promoting the quality fresh produce and skills for which the Island is famous for the world over. We are as proud to be a member as we are of maintaining the centuries-old skills of craft baking including our traditional Jersey products, wonders and cabbage loaves,” he said Thirty-four members of Genuine Jersey, probably their largest ever gathering, will be showcased at the Spirit of Christmas market being held in Weighbridge Place during the Island’s Christmas festival, La Fête dé Noué, which runs from 1 to 11
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December. Organised by Jersey Tourism, the market opens at 11 am Thursday and later that day the festival is officially launched with a samba parade through town culminating with the lighting of Christmas trees in the Royal Square and Weighbridge Place.
fair investigation into our complaint which has resulted in a victory for Jersey’s broadband users. On behalf of all broadband users, Sure will continue to fight to bring costs down in the marketplace so islanders are able to receive an affordable service to their homes.”
Genuine Jersey products on sale at the market include art, textiles, ceramics, furniture, photography, candles, jewellery, Christmas decorations, toys, preserves, cakes and food and drink from local cider to beef burgers.
New banking licence and regulatory MOU strengthens Jersey’s ties with the Gulf
The Product Development Manager at Jersey Tourism and market organiser, Donna Le Marrec, said the festival attracted visitors from the UK, France and the other islands as well as being extremely popular with Islanders.
Jersey’s relationship with the Gulf region has been enhanced both by the arrival in Jersey of Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank (ADCB), a major banking group from the region and the recent signing of a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) between the Jersey and UAE financial regulatory authorities.
“La Fête dé Noué is special and not just because it celebrates such a family-orientated time of the year,’ she said. ‘Christmas markets are magical and what makes Jersey’s own unique is the fabulous range of locally-made gifts and fresh produce and that visitors and Islanders can get to meet the producers.”
ADCB has been granted a banking licence by the Jersey Financial Services Commission ( JFSC) and it will operate in Jersey through a managed bank arrangement with AIB Jersey whose chief executive officer Joe Moynihan signed the agreement with senior representatives from ADCB in Abu Dhabi earlier this week.
The full programme for La Fête dé Noué can be viewed on www.jersey.com
Sure welcomes JCRA intervention on broadband migration charge The JCRA’s recent decision to direct JT to reduce its migration charge for people switching broadband providers has been welcomed by Sure.
“We have been fighting for this decision for a long time,” said
Graham Hughes, Chief Executive of Sure. “Broadband customers in Jersey have been denied a real
choice between providers and have not had proper competition on pricing because JT has insisted on levying a £44.00 migration charge for every broadband subscriber wanting to switch supplier.” The JCRA arrived at its decision after investigating a complaint made by Sure into the unfair price charged by JT and found that JT’s manual process was not as efficient as could be expected.
“In this day and age, it is surprising that JT uses a manual process to perform customer migrations,” said Graham Hughes. “In Guernsey, Sure, which is the incumbent operator, does not charge anything to the other operators when a customer wishes to switch broadband provider. Instead it has invested in an automatic system which makes the whole process faster and cheaper for all broadband users. “I’m grateful to the JCRA for conducting a thorough and
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ADCB is the third largest bank in the UAE and second largest in Abu Dhabi by assets. It is a full service commercial bank which is 58% owned by the Abu Dhabi Government through the Abu Dhabi Investment Council. Services offered by the Bank in Jersey will include basic deposit taking products, current accounts and term deposits to high net worth individuals and mass affluent clients of the Bank and there is an intention to extend the range of products at a later date. The ADCB Offshore Banking service enables its customers to operate accounts in multiple currencies from anywhere in the world, irrespective of their country of residence, reducing the need to hold accounts in different countries. In their announcement ADCB noted that ‘the added stability and security offered by a well established offshore financial centre like Jersey offers our customers peace of mind that their savings are held in a secure and highly regulated centre which is ideal for inheritance and estate planning.’ The announcement from ADCB comes in the same week that The Central Bank of the UAE has signed a Memorandum of Understanding with the Jersey Financial Services Commission ( JFSC) in Abu Dhabi. The MOU puts in place a formal mechanism to enable the regulatory authorities to co-operate on supervisory matters and exchange of information. John Harris, Director General of the JFSC, and H E Sultan Bin Nasser Al Suwaldi, Governor of the Central Bank of the UAE, signed the understanding in a formal ceremony in Abu Dhabi. Senator Alan Maclean, who was recently re-appointed Minister for Economic Development, States of Jersey, welcomed the developments.
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“These moves highlight the value of seeking to develop closer ties to the Gulf states, and the strategic decision of opening a Jersey Finance office in Abu Dhabi which helped to demonstrate Jersey’s commitment to the region. Furthermore, the decision by a significant banking group from the Gulf region to set up its offshore capabilities in Jersey is a telling endorsement of Jersey’s strengths as a jurisdiction.” Geoff Cook, chief executive, Jersey Finance Limited, described the developments as adding positively to the momentum of Jersey’s links with the Gulf region and added that “The formal presence in the region is helping to foster stronger ties with both officials and finance professionals, and is increasing business flows to Jersey from the Gulf.”
for having a real impact on their profession. Nick has been instrumental in driving the expansion of Bedell Trust, which is celebrating its 40th anniversary in 2011, from its original Jersey roots to new markets in Guernsey, London, Dublin, Geneva and most recently Mauritius. Michael Richardson, executive chairman, Bedell Trust, commented:
Geoff Cook commented:
“Bedell Trust promotes a culture of listening and responding to client requirements with a sound commercial resolution. Since Nick was appointed chief executive officer in 2004, this has been evident in all the work undertaken and has contributed to a three-fold increase in business size and expansion into important new markets. Nick thoroughly deserves this recognition as one of the most influential trust practitioners.”
“The decision by ADCB to opt for Jersey as the location to establish its offshore banking offering reflects well on Jersey’s reputation in the Gulf region and will add appreciably to the potential for increasing banking business in the future, while the signing of the MoU is also a major milestone in our relations with the UAE and is the culmination of many years of collective efforts by Jersey Government officials, Jersey Finance and the JFSC.”
This accolade rounds off a successful anniversary year for Bedell Trust in which it was awarded Owner-Managed Trust Company of the Year in the 2011 STEP Private Client Awards as well being judged as one of the ‘Top 25 Most Admired Companies’ and ‘Top 25 Trust Companies’ in 2011 by Private Client Practitioner magazine. Bedell Trust has also been shortlisted for UK Offshore Trust Company of the Year in the Citywealth Offshore Awards 2012, voting for which closes on 11 January 2012.
Bedell Trust CEO named one of the most influential private client professionals
Voisin Win Best Customer Relationship Management Award Voisin Law Firm won the Best Customer Relationship Management award at the Jersey division of the CIM awards on Friday 18th November. The Best Customer Relationship Manager award is an accolade that is given to a company demonstrating clear business objectives, retention of clients and clear signs of Return on Investment. The law firm managed to attract new clients and improve relationship management between the firm and the clients. Georgina Jeffries, Head of Marketing, received the award on behalf of Voisin Law Firm. The Chartered Institute of Marketing (CIM) awards were hosted by Ruby Wax and over 500 people attended the awards ceremony. Georgina Jeffries, Head of Marketing, Voisin Law Firm commented:
The chief executive of Bedell Trust has been named as one of the 50 most influential private client professionals by a leading wealth management publication.
“I am delighted to receive such a prestigious award on behalf of Voisin Law Firm. The whole team has worked tirelessly to improve our relationships with present and future clients. The whole company is really proud to be acknowledged for our efforts.”
Private Client Practitioner praised Nick Cawley and his peers
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Tax information exchange agreement signed with Japan
Jersey and Japan signed a tax information exchange agreement (TIEA) at the Japanese Embassy in London today (2 December 2011). The agreement was signed by Chief Minister, Senator Ian Gorst, and the Japanese Ambassador, His Excellency Mr Keiichi Hayashi. Senator Gorst said: “The signing of this agreement is of great
importance. It will help to further strengthen existing business relationships and enhance those relationships to the benefit of both Jersey and Japan.
as where the hearing will deal with commercially sensitive information. Equally, there might be circumstances in which different types of representatives might be reasonable, such as where an employee is vulnerable. The Forum hopes to hear both positive and negative experiences of workplace representation, from employees, employers and representatives themselves.” Prompted by a Proposition from the former Deputy of St. Martin in July 2011, the former Social Security Minister, Senator Ian Gorst, directed the Forum to consult on this matter. Consultation closes on 19 January 2012, after which the Forum will consider the responses and prepare a recommendation for presentation to the Social Security Minister in March 2012.
“Jersey and Japan, as two of the four Vice-Chairs of the Peer Review Group of the Global Forum on Transparency and Information Exchange for Tax Purposes, are joined together in their commitment to the furthering of compliance with the global standards.
The short survey is available to complete online and can be found on the website www.gov.je/righttorepresentation. Copies can also be obtained by emailing E.Forum@gov.je, or telephoning 447204.
“Jersey attaches great importance to establishing a good relationship with the G20 and has now signed tax agreements with 14 of the 19 G20 countries, and has completed negotiations with a further three. This relationship builds upon the independent assessments of Jersey by the International Monetary Fund, the Financial Stability Board and the OECD Global Forum, all of which have confirmed Jersey’s high level of compliance with international standards for anti-money laundering, financial regulation and tax transparency/ information exchange.”
Employers reminded of changes to Social Security contributions
The tax information exchange and other provisions in the agreement will come into force once the parties have completed their respective domestic procedures.
In July 2011 the States Assembly agreed to increase Social Security contributions for employers of staff earning more than £45,336 per year. This increase in contributions was agreed by the Assembly as part of a 3-part plan to return to balanced budgets by 2013. The plan also included finding £65 million in annual savings and boosting economic growth.
Forum consults on Representation in Disciplinary Hearings The Employment Forum is consulting on employee representation in workplace disciplinary and grievance hearings.
This change also affects anyone with an annual income of more than £45,336 who pays Class 2 contributions. Class 2 contributions are paid by the self-employed and by people without employment.
The Employment Law gives employees the right to be represented in formal disciplinary and grievance hearings by a work colleague, or a trade union employee or official. A code of practice sets out reasonable processes around disciplinary and grievance procedures. Helen Ruelle, Chairman of the Employment Forum, said: “We
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Employers of higher earners are being reminded that from January they will need to pay more in contributions for their staff.
The changes are introduced from 1st January 2012. Employers will have to pay a new 2% rate on employees’ earnings between the Standard Earnings Limit of £45,336 per year (£3778 per month) and the Upper Earnings Limit of £150,000 per year (£12,500 per month).
are asking if there are any circumstances in which it would be reasonable for an employer to consider permitting employees to be represented by other types of representative.
New business start-ups Social Security rules are also changing in January for anyone setting up a new business. Owners of new businesses will be able to pay a lower contribution rate for the first 2 full calendar years of trading. The assessment of earnings in the early years of a new enterprise will no longer be based on the business owner’s previous earnings as an employee. From January the newly self-employed will instead pay one third of the rate set for the Standard Earnings Limit. This means in 2012 they would pay £157.42 per month (one third
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of the SEL monthly rate of £472.25). Once tax assessments are available for the first year of trading, contribution levels will be re-calculated. This change removes what has often been described as a disincentive for entrepreneurs considering their first step into self-employment. The department has been communicating with businesses and their representatives to help them prepare for these changes, and the States website is being updated as more details are available. Anyone with queries about these changes should call Social Security on 447343
Stanley Gibbons adds to its treasures with The First VC issued to a British Soldier Jersey-based Stanley Gibbons Group plc (LSE: SGI) adds to its holding of investment assets and rare collectibles with a Crimean War ‘Double Action’ Victoria Cross- the first to be issued to a member of the British Army The Stanley Gibbons Group plc (LSE: SGI) has acquired of a group of four medals awarded to Major J.S. Knox for his actions in the Crimean War, which includes the first Victoria Cross to be issued to a member of the British Army. The Victoria Cross was instituted by Queen Victoria to cover all actions since the outbreak of the Crimean War in 1854 and is the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces. Knox received the Victoria Cross following recommendations by two of his senior officers. Firstly, by Captain Scarlett for his gallantry as a Sergeant in The Scots Fusilier Guards; at the battle of the Alma, he reformed the ranks mid-battle to capture a battery without any loss of life. Secondly, by Captain Bleckett for his bravery at Sebastopol when he assumed command from the injured Captain, before being wounded twice resulting in the loss of his left arm.
“The Victoria Cross still remains the apogee for the medal collector, military history enthusiast and increasingly, the investor in search of rare, tangible assets as a store of wealth. The Kenna Victoria Cross sold in Australia in July this year for in excess of £700,000 clearly demonstrating how prized these medals are” said Stanley Gibbons Investment Director Keith Heddle.
Knox’s Victoria Cross along with his Crimean War campaign medals, insignia of the Légion d’honneur, and the Russian cannonball which reputedly caused the partial loss of his left arm at the Redan outside Sebastopol is offered for sale by Stanley Gibbons for £495,000.
Victoria College: Channel Islands De Putron Challenge winners Victoria college has taken the trophy at the first ever Channel Islands De Putron Challenge final. Having won the De Putron Challenge for Jersey schools last week, Victoria overcame Ladies’ College, the winning Guernsey school, in a close-fought battle across seven rounds showing particular knowledge of their specialist subject; British Politics since 2000. With Ralph Spencer-Tucker leading his team to victory there were many tense moments where neither team wanted to throw points away with the wrong answer. In the final round, on the subject of ‘Film’, the Ladies’ College team, captained by Laura Bampton, looked set to catch the boys up with a run of seven correct answers. But Victoria College then took over once more to eventually seal the win by building an eight-point lead. Hayley de Putron, global head of investor relations at De Putron Fund Management said: “It was great to stage the first
Guernsey and Jersey final and congratulations to both schools for such a commendable effort. They all showed a huge amount of knowledge across a wide range of topics.”
Of all the Victoria Crosses awarded for the Crimean War, only 22 of them such as Knox’s were for two or more actions.
“…very few will wear it who can say they have done more to deserve it” wrote Scarlett in a letter to Knox dated 4th October 1856.
Knox’s action at the Alma was the earliest for which a VC was awarded to a member of the British Army and he was among the 62 men at the first presentation of the VC, made by Queen Victoria in Hyde Park, London on 26 June 1857.
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Money & Investments Roundup Compiled by Marcus Quinn, news@jerseyweekly.com
James McKeigue, Money Week Across the river from the City
The Fed rides to the rescue… The outlook for the UK is unremittingly grim, if the chancellor’s Autumn Statement was anything to go by. Europeans seem no closer to resolving their crisis. And the Chinese economy is showing clear signs of slowing. But investors don’t care. This week, the FTSE 100 shot back up, having tanked last week. Why? Because the easy money cavalry came riding over the hill to make sure asset prices stay propped up in the face of grim reality. On Thursday, wrote our editor John Stepek in Money Morning, “the world’s central banks got fed up waiting for Europe to do something. The Federal Reserve and the rest of them ganged up for an assault on the forces of bearishness, spraying more cheap money into the system in a concerted effort.” First, the Chinese central bank relaxed reserve requirements, allowing China’s banks to lend more. That’s a major shift - for the last three years near enough, the Chinese authorities have been trying to slow lending. But what really cheered the markets was a move by the Western central banks to make it easier for struggling European banks to ‘swap’ their euro assets for dollars. “Banks – like any other businesses – need a steady supply of cash to perform their every day functions,” says John. “And global banks need a steady supply of the global currency – the US dollar. It’s usually
easy for them to get hold of this cash. Other banks will happily lend it to them. Or if times are troubled, and you’re a US bank, you can get it direct from the Fed. “But if you’re a European bank, and no one trusts you, it’s harder. You can’t get dollars from a US bank, because no one will lend to you. You don’t have a hot-line to the Fed. And your own central bank doesn’t carry enough dollars to lend to you.”
now… Why do we like defensive firms? Because they sell things that people need and won’t cut back on. And George Osborne’s Autumn Statement made it clear that companies will need that trait in the coming months, says John in Wednesday’s Money Morning: Osborne is fiddling like Gordon Brown. Here’s what to do.
A cult that preys on the poor and desperate…
The statement was depressing, says John. And “one of the most depressing things about it was that, even although it was gloomy, it probably wasn’t gloomy enough”.
But maybe investors are getting a bit ahead of themselves. The move ensures that Europe’s banks can get their hands on the dollars they so need, for now at least. The problem is, while that has solved a short-term cash, or liquidity problem, it doesn’t answer the more fundamental solvency issue, says John.
Britain’s borrowing is still not under control and economic growth will be lower than expected. Why the bad performance? The Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR) pins much of the blame on the Bank of England’s policy of quantitative easing (QE – printing money).
“Greece is still bankrupt. Italy and Spain are still on shaky ground. In other words, the toxic assets remain toxic. And Europe’s leaders seem no closer to figuring out a solution.” In short, despite what the markets might hope, the European debt problem hasn’t gone away. That’s why we’re happy to stick with defensive stocks (more on that in a moment). We’d also stick with gold. In a world where you have no idea what central banks or politicians will do next, you need an insurance policy against uncertainty. Gold’s about the best one you’ll find. My colleague Dominic Frisby elaborated on the case for gold earlier this week: Get ready – we’re close to another buying opportunity for gold.
Buy this basket-case economy
By trashing the pound, the Bank has driven prices higher, and hacked away at consumers’ spending power. “Households spent roughly as much as the OBR had expected. But because inflation was higher, that spending bought less”, says John. But don’t expect QE to end soon. The Bank’s gilt-buying programme has also helped keep Britain’s borrowing costs down. From a lender’s point of view, “it makes it much less risky to enter a market if you know that you have a guaranteed, relatively price-insensitive buyer to sell to at a later date”. And that’s why QE won’t be dropped. It “might be hurting the UK’s growth, but the Bank is also convinced that it’s necessary to keep the financial system alive. So we can probably expect more of it. That will mean more pressure on consumers, and more reason to stick with companies that can withstand recession”, says John.
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Unfair PLAY Is anyone concerned about the future of employment for our offspring, like I am? Of course we hope that our children grow up to be brain surgeons and politicians (in the UK of course), but what if they don’t? It is an awful lot of pressure to put on a youngster and some people may say I am overreacting, especially as my little soldier is only two. So what if he ends up being a normal Joe Bloggs? As long as he is happy I don’t care. However, I wonder what the future holds for our teenagers with limited qualifications; thrown out into the big bad world of unskilled employment. Now that the Fulfilment Industry has been ripped from our clutches, and with the prospect of one-thousand unskilled workers now being added to the evergrowing list of unemployed, does anyone ever think about what obligation the Directors of Play had in this? Did they just take the money and run? £25m is not to be sniffed at, and what have they put back into Jersey now they have left 500 employees high and dry. Over the last 13 years Play have done very nicely out of Jersey and the Jersey people, not to mention the ‘abused tax loophole’, but the question is what are they going to do now? How much of that 25 million are they going to invest back into Jersey to help with training, and development of these unskilled workers who have helped them make their millions over the years. Not a bean, is my guess.
Liane Telfam, St Helier
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Paul MacNicholl, St. Mark’s Road
Email of the Week Writing on the Wall In issue 105 of your magazine, pages 20-23 were devoted to an interview with Stephen Izatt, the now departed (with substantial pay-out apparently) former head of the States Development Company. In his interview, he gave many examples of how he was going to improve the waterfront area, and argued against Constable Simon Crowcroft’s halt on the Esplanade Quarter development. The problem is, perhaps under a week later, he had resigned. Was the interview done a while before it was published? It seems odd that he would give such an in-depth interview, full of insights into what he intended to do. If he knew he was leaving. Did he give your interviewer any hint that this may be happening? Are you intending to follow it up, and find out his successors intentions and feelings on the matters covered?
Glass Holes Is it just me or is it getting harder and harder to find somewhere to ged rid of your glass in St. Helier? I understand the need for our streets to not be littered with countless bins and storage for our waste but the building I live in hide our bins etc round the back until bin day each week. The same applies to every house on my street. I don’t often have an abundance of empty bottles or broken glassware around the house but when I do it would be nice to just take the odd one or two bottles downstairs ready for collection as opposed to what I currently need to do - take my bottles - regardless of how few - all the way three blocks away just to get to the nearest glass bank. It has become so senseless that I allow my waste glass to build up to allow for it to be worth the trip. This however brings it’s own set of problems in that now the load I must carry is far heavier and when I finally get it all to a glass bin I must put the bottles etc in one at a time! I could really use an explanation from the states as to why they have combined all these environmentally friendly decisions into one massive public nuisance.
Rob Wright, Grouville
It’s gotten to the stage now where so often these banks are full that I’m forced to leave carrier bags filled with glass next to where they are to be collected from. I do this entirely guilt free as well as whenever I arrive it seems the rest of the world has done it too whether or not the bin is even full. I suggest somebody look into a better way of collecting glass waste from St. Helier and soon. I can only imagine what it must be like to live next to one of these things having the bottles crash one at a time over and over again.
Yours smashingly Anonymous St. Helier
attend. I wonder did you have (or do you have) reporters present at events such as these? Would you be able to perhaps round up the year’s environmental concerns, discussions and solutions and publish perhaps a monthly round-up? The beauty of having a dedicated section, say every four weeks, would be the ability for a concerned layman like myself to keep abreast, and indeed keep a record of what’s actually happening and what’s being done.
Thanks, From Daniel Alburn
Climate Change I noticed a while ago that you ran a feature on Sir David King, arguably the global authority on climate change, as far as Scientists go. The article was done in advance of his seminar at Durrell, which I was unfortunately unable to
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This Week’s Featured Charity Compiled by Jon Moore, hello@jerseyweekly.com
ESTABLISHED IN 1999, the Grace Trust was established to practically and personally assist those who needed such help, in any capacity. In an age where religion in general is increasingly less a part of everyday life, Grace Trust actively embody the principles of Christianity. They provide help, sustenance, solace and care, with no conditions attached, and no desire for recognition, other than to ask that anyone else in a position to help others do so. Ten percent of sales of this issue will go to the Grace Trust, to help with their ongoing work.
“CARING FOR THE POOR AND NEEDY IN OUR BEAUTIFUL ISLAND.” A fully registered Jersey based Charity (AOJC No. 304), the Grace Trust ‘facilitate care to the marginalised in the Island’. They work to bring “help and support to those in need; love and healing to the hurting and sick; comfort to the distressed; hope to the homeless and addicted, and salvation and direction to the lost.” They combine many of their own projects and initiatives with close work with existing agencies who help those in need, from all walks of life. Grace Trust was founded nearly thirteen years ago, by Lucy Lutara. A dedicated Christian, Lucy had a vision; “Christians in Jersey working together and helping those in need in a practical and giving way.” To this day, the Trust carries out it’s various roles in affirmation of the principles Lucy saw in the teachings of her faith, and is one of the most proactive groups in Jersey, despite being largely ‘behind the scenes’ - largely by choice.
VOLUNTEERS FROM GRACE TRUST REGULARLY CARRY OUT; Fundraising; in various forms, and for the support of both their own initiatives and those of other organisations who help others in their hour of need. Saturday Meals; each Saturday at 1pm meals are provided for the needy, at St Paul’s Church. (The venue may change occasionally but notice will be made outside of the Church on the day.) Grocery Distribution; the procuring and delivering of essential and some luxury items to those who may not be able to afford all they need. This service is truly above and beyond the call of duty, and gives ‘faith in faith’ - that Christians truly follow the teachings of the Bible.
“Christians in Jersey working together and helping those in need in a practical and giving way.”
Household Goods Distribution; again, providing essential everyday appliances and items of furniture etc, to those who find such things outside of their means. Advocacy Service; a voice for the voiceless, or those who cannot bring their views to the attention of the right people, alone. Prison Work, care at Christmas, ‘outreach’ to those who may be searching for something and many more areas are covered by the Grace Trust’s work. They also have their own Choir; ‘The Parklife Choir’, who perform uplifting concerts, events, weddings and other shows. They recently performed at the Arts Centre, by request of the Branchage film festival organisers, where they went down a storm, by all accounts. The Parklife Choir are set to release a CD in the next two or three weeks, recorded with La Ronde Concert Band. All proceeds will go towards the work of the Grace Trust, and directly help the needy in Jersey. For more information, contact details or further details on how to help or volunteer (or to ask for help for someone who may need it), please visit www.gracetrust.com
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Senetor States of Jersey Phillip Ozouf
Introduction
PHILIP OZOUF IS JERSEY’S Treasury and Resources Minister. The Treasury and Resources Department manages the Island’s finances and assets, ensuring the protection and good use of public funds. Jersey Weekly takes a look at Philip Ozouf’s political profile and we have a Q & A to find out his views on the challenges Jersey is facing. In November 1999 Philip Ozouf was elected as a Deputy for St Helier District 3 & 4 after he topped the poll with a record number of votes. Then in 2002 he was elected as Senator again topping the polls. He was then re-elected as Senator in 2008. The period from 2005 to 2008 Philip Ozouf held the post of Economic Development Minister in the Council of Ministers. In this role he took on varied responsibilities such as the Competition Law and transport links. Ozouf was tasked with producing a 2% real economic growth annually and was a big supporter of the Goods and Sales Tax introduced in 2008. Since December 2008, Ozouf has been Treasury Minister in the Council of Ministers. The Treasury and Resources department are responsible for the following;
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• Monitoring, implementation and review of taxation. • Setting and monitoring of States budgets. • Drafting and publishing of financial policies. • The review of all States activities and spending to ensure resources are being applied in the most effective way. • The management of States buildings. • Allocation and monitoring of public sector manpower levels. • Representation of the States in publicly-owned companies.
Ozouf is vice chairman of the States of Jersey Employment Board. He is also member of the Jersey branch of the Assemblée Parlementaire de la Francophonie and serves as Vice Chairman of the Alliance Française Jersey branch.
“I want Jersey to be a place where every one of us has the opportunity to thrive, where we are responsible for ourselves and protect the vulnerable, supporting each other in a single, unified community. “
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Q&A What do you think is most challenging about your role? As Treasury Minister I am responsible for overseeing spending on every aspect of our public services. If a department needs to invest in new equipment or has an unforeseen need for extra funding, it is the Treasury Minister that has to manage the conflicting demands from the diverse areas of the public sector. We are a small island, but we have to run every aspect of that island, carrying out functions that in the UK are divided between national and local government and other public sector organisations, like the NHS. I have to make sure we live within our means so we are not caught out by excessive debt, like so many other jurisdictions have in recent years. It is a tough juggling act, but one which is very rewarding when you can allocate the right funds for valuable projects that support islanders and improve living conditions.
How do you propose to take Jersey forward against the backdrop of economic uncertainty? We must maintain a stable economy that creates jobs, pays for services and allows people to prosper as a result of their individual effort. We need to manage the years of continuing global turmoil by looking after our existing industries and developing new areas of expertise, by attracting high-value, low impact businesses to the island and by ensuring we are in the right position to benefit from the upturn when it happens.
How do you feel Jersey will stand at a global level with regards to attracting new business with the new broadband infrastructure? Investing in an ultra-high speed, fibre optic, broadband network for Jersey will undoubtedly boost economic growth and competitiveness. Fibre optic networks are the future. Gigabit Jersey will provide economic spin-offs in a whole host of areas, creating a cluster of ICT businesses that will be attracted to Jersey by our world renowned legal framework, tax structure, expertise and lifestyle. We already have the legal and financial expertise within the existing workforce. This initiative will add value to our already world class offering. It is a chance to create hundreds of new jobs that will directly support people and businesses in Jersey and it could revolutionise the way public services are provided, from healthcare to education.
What implications will there be for the demise of the fulfillment industry? How will this be dealt with? The UK’s decision to end VAT relief on low value goods sent from the Channel Islands could have a serious impact on our fulfilment industry and on the hundreds if islanders who work in it. I am both surprised and very disappointed at the UK’s announcement and we are continuing to investigate all options available to retain affected businesses in Jersey, including taking advice on the legal basis for the proposed changes to LVCR. Any decision on a legal challenge to the proposed changes will be made in conjunction with Guernsey authorities and members of industry in both Islands. To counter the potential impact of the change, a Ministerial Task Force, chaired by the Chief Minister, has agreed a three part strategy:
• To meet UK government Ministers and officials to discuss the UK’s proposed action. • To work with all businesses in the fulfilment, postal and logistics sectors to develop ways to retain fulfilment businesses in Jersey. • To work on countering potential job losses if the proposals are implemented in April 2012. The Back to Work programme, announced by the Chief Minister, will introduce a comprehensive package of support for employees and employers, including employer incentive schemes, work focused courses, bringing forward capital spending programmes and expanding skills development initiatives.
Now that LVCR is to be removed, do you see other changes in legislation that might affect other industries such as finance? The Chancellor’s Autumn Statement, while it confirmed his intention to scrap LVCR, did make it clear that the UK government is against introducing the tax on financial transactions which is being proposed by the EU. As Jersey’s finance industry is closely linked to the City of London, this announcement is very welcome and shows that the UK Government is keen to maintain the health of its financial services industry, which can only benefit Jersey. It is also very positive for Jersey that, following minor adjustments, the EU Code Group has approved our zero/ten tax regime and confirmed that our action has removed the harmful element of our regime. The fact that we have secured our preferred business tax regime is excellent news as it brings certainty and stability to the business community and provides the foundation for future growth. This approval will be formally tabled at ECOFIN next month.
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SIR PHILLIP BAILHACHE “Sir Philip stood for Senator in the October 2011 elections, and came top of the poll, receiving just over 80% of the votes that were cast.”
POLITICAL PROFILE: CHIEF MINISTER IAN GORST’S second assistant is Sir Philip Bailhache KBE. There can be few politicians in Jersey with as much practical knowledge, in keeping with Senator Gorst’s vision for a talented and experienced selection of assistant ministers. Jersey Weekly profiles Sir Philip Bailhache... SIR PHILIP BAILHACHE began his political career in 1972. He spent three years as Deputy of Grouville, before resigning his seat, and spending the following nineteen years as a Law Officer for the Crown (HM Solicitor General 1975-85 and HM Attorney General 1986-93). In 1994, he became the Deputy Bailiff of Jersey, and became the Bailiff the following year, succeeding Sir Peter Crill. He was an ex officio (by virtue of his position as Deputy Bailiff and then Bailiff) Judge of the Court of Appeal of Jersey, and held the same title in Guernsey’s Court of Appeal from 1995 to 2009.
to enter into legally recognised civil partnerships. He has keenly supported Jersey Heritage Trust, and was vocal in his disapproval of the cutting of funding and closure of several Heritage sites, which he described as “of immeasurable importance to the wellbeing of the community”. Another campaign Sir Philip has actively championed is the movement for reconciliation between the peoples of Jersey and Guernsey, as the occupation becomes an ever distant part of history. He promoted the twinning of St Helier with the German Municipality of Bad Wurzach, where many Islanders were interned during WW2, and fostered relationships between the Island and the German town.
During these years, Sir Philip saw in modernisations to Jersey’s legal system, and became the founding editor of the Jersey Law Review (later the Jersey and Guernsey Law Review) in 1997.
Sir Philip stood for Senator in the October 2011 elections, and came top of the poll, receiving just over 80% of the votes that were cast. He then stood for election to the post of Chief Minister, and was vocal about the open ballot process, believing it to be a bad idea for ministers to know who had voted for or against them.
He was the first Chairman of the Governing Body of The Institute of Law Jersey - the Island’s law school. He also help conceive, and subsequently chaired the ‘Jersey Legal Information Board’, a move towards using emerging technologies in the pursuit of justice.
He was beaten by Senator Ian Gorst by 27 votes to 24, but Senator Gorst wanted to offer Sir Philip a ministerial role, and gave him the position of Assistant Chief Minister, which doesn’t require voting for, unlike other positions in the Council of Ministers. His main responsibilities in this role will lie with foreign affairs.
In 2009, he and his wife initiated a campaign for the right of gay couples in Jersey to be allowed
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PAUL ROUTIER “He served his ‘apprenticeship’ as a Deputy for St Helier for 9 years, and has held the position of Senator for the other six years of his tenure with the States.”
POLITICAL PROFILE: NOVEMBER 2011 SAW the election of Ian Gorst as Jersey’s Chief Minister. When nominating his assistant ministers, Senator Gorst expressed hope that his choices would reflect a good mix of experience and talent, for the good of the Island. Senator Paul Routier, who has taken the role of one of the Chief Minister’s assistants, can boast a good deal of each. Jersey Weekly profiles Senator Paul Routier... SENATOR PAUL ROUTIER is currently into his fifteenth year as a States Member. Encouraged by electors and fellow States Members, he continues to shoulder the responsibility placed on our Island’s Council of Ministers, into the next era of Jersey’s government. He served his ‘apprenticeship’ as a Deputy for St Helier for 9 years, and has held the position of Senator for the other six years of his tenure with the States. During this six year stretch, he has served as the President of Employment and Social Security, and provided the States with the detailed legislation for the new Income Support system that is currently in place. He has campaigned for workers rights and developed Employment Legislation and Employment Relations Law, effectively balancing the rights and responsibilities of employers and employees for fairness. He applied his attention to the plight of the Island’s pensioners, and ensured that pension increases have matched the earnings index, which has exceeded the RPI in the same period. This model has been proposed by the UK Government for the future, but Senator Routier came up with the idea independently, and has proved it possible.
He also took a proposal for an extra 28% increase in fuel allowance to pensioners and other vulnerable members of society during winter months. He is Commissioner for Jersey Overseas Aid, highlighting his concern for humanity in general, and is involved in the projects undertaken from an administrative perspective. He is also a ‘Procureur’ for the Vingtaine de la Ville de St Helier. As such, he assists in the management of the endowment fund that has its roots in the sale of Le Mont de la Ville to the British government in 1804. The fund is now used for various improvements and renovations around St Helier. Never one to rest on his laurels, Senator Routier somehow manages to fit voluntary work into his schedule, assisting Jersey Mencap and the associated Les Amis Charity. These organisations do much to allow adults with learning difficulties live as independently as possible within the community. He is active on the Governing body at De La Salle College. Additionally, he has taken time from this busy schedule to help individuals resolve problems that have required an additional authoritative voice. In his personal life, Senator Routier is the Chairman and Managing Director of a men’s fashion retail outlet in St Helier, that he established in 1974. He has been married for 37 years, and has three sons.
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Increased tax on alcohol Bad for the licensed trade, and the economy?
THERE IS A POPULAR DESCRIPTION of Jersey, correct or otherwise, as ‘80,000 alcoholics clinging to a rock’. Though such tongue-in-cheek phrases are deliberately sensationalised, often to exaggerate the humor intended, they can still be harmful to the image of the Island. Traditionally, governments have levied both VAT and excise duty on alcohol. With the introduction of 5% GST on top of the 6.2% increase excise duty the States levied on alcohol in January 2010, Jersey now has one the highest alcohol duty rates in Europe. Jersey Weekly takes a brief look at why, and what effect this may have on the hospitality and tourism industries - in the face of our currently perilous economic situation.
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Traditionally, governments have levied both VAT and excise duty on alcohol. With the introduction of 5% GST on top of the 6.2% increase excise duty the States levied on alcohol in January 2010, Jersey now has one the highest alcohol duty rates in Europe.
ANY DEBATE ON ALCOHOL TAXATION has historically polarised health groups - both professional and otherwise - and Industry or consumer groups involved in the production, sale and consumption of beers, wines and spirits. Health groups argue that substantial increases in taxation on alcohol help to combat problem drinking. They also claim the additional revenue will rise and fall exponentially with the instances of drinkers requiring hospital treatment, or even police intervention in public disturbances, where alcohol is a factor. The more that is consumed, and thus revenue collected, the higher the likelihood that publicly funded staff and services will be required to provide assistance. The overwhelming response from the hospitality industry, not to mention scores of affected consumers, is that this is unfair to responsible drinkers and the businesses that cater for them. In an age of increasing paranoia and worries that the Government is slowly applying rules that punish law-abiding citizens for the actions of those members of society who aren’t as mindful of their conduct, the Government - in our case the States of Jersey - has a difficult task maintaining the balance. Of course, the revenue collected from Alcohol taxation is substantial, and has an important role in the fiscal structure put in place by the States when revealing budget measures. It’s difficult to establish, to the mind of this writer, whether reduced sales of alcohol and thus reduced tax revenue, would lead to increases by the government in an attempt to balance the resultant deficit, or a declaration of success and a frozen or reduced rate as a result. In response to the aforementioned increases in both GST and excise duty here in Jersey, the Chief Executive Officer of the Award Winning brewery, the Liberation Group, recently wrote to States Members, highlighting the perils to the economy, and dispelling some of the myths attached - from an industry perspective. Mark Crowther stated that his business could aid economic growth, strengthen communities and provide employment in this critical period for Jersey. A Jersey based company that operates fourty-four Jersey pubs, encompasses the Victor Hugo wholesale brand and proudly runs a multi-award winning brewery; Liberation Group contribute an enormous amount to the Islands economy, whilst continually investing in its own growth. Mr Crowther asked the States for their support, and explained that Pubs are both part of the social fabric of Jersey and important to the vibrancy of the high street and town. This has a positive effect on tourism, supporting the important seasonal influx of visitors and the jobs created in serving them. He also highlighted the export potential of the brewery’s products, which could help to balance Jersey’s import/export payments. He went on to explain that Pub sales of Alcohol were now second to off-license and supermarket chains. This, he said, gave more scope for underage drinking and irresponsible use, as opposed to the supervision offered by strictly regulated licensed premises, who risk their livelihood if not conscientious about enforcing limits and rules. The Liberation Group are quick to point out that they aren’t in any way ‘at loggerheads’ with the States, they have provided States members with a concise, well thought-out and compelling argument for support for the Licensed sale of Alcohol, and offered a hand towards mutual understanding. Look for more on this in future issues of Jersey Weekly...
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Opportunities for the Unemployed and Employer Incentives THE NEW COUNCIL OF MINISTERS has set tackling unemployment as one of its highest priorities. The Chief Minister, Senator Ian Gorst, is to chair a task force of Ministers from Economic Development, Treasury, Social Security and ESC, to meet the challenge. The current schemes run by the Island are set to expand and Employer Incentives; such as contribution holidays for those who take on young people, is one idea that is being explored. Another option is job subsidies to promote apprenticeships and new workers. Even though these initiatives will come at a cost it is an investment in our community and our future. Arrangements for granting job licences need to be reviewed as the Island holds over 1,300 unemployed people the focus needs to be on filling jobs with locally qualified people. Prospective employers will be expected to help the unemployed before seeking job licences. Chief Minister Ian Gorst
“with the right political will this will now be achievable. With our fulfilment industry under imminent threat of closure due to the removal of low value consignment relief (LVCR) such moves are essential.” It has been proposed that Economic Development and Social Security departments are to engage with employers to match appropriately qualified individuals to the available jobs. The Income Support system will be reviewed. It currently serves as a safety net to help those in the greatest need and is not intended to support a lifestyle based on benefits.
Chief Minister Ian Gorst “I would look to the new Minister for Social Security to continue my work putting in place measures to ensure that in every way being in a job is regarded as preferable to a life on benefits. We must resist the notion that people can settle for a life without work.” One of the suggestions currently being discussed is the need to invest in Employers to give them an incentive to take on registered unemployed people. The main initiatives will be as follows:
Employer incentive schemes – eg payments to take on the young and longer term unemployed Work-focused courses Bringing forward capital programmes Speeding up the planning process For the longer term – vocational education and investment in apprenticeships and work based training
Chief Minister Ian Gorst “We will liaise with employers to understand how best to keep islanders working and to develop more opportunities for work experience. And we will invest in training to ensure job seekers have the skills and attitudes that employers are looking for.”
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Opportunities for the Unemployed and Employer Incentives A BACK TO WORK PROGRAMME is drawing together teams from Social Security, ESC, EDD and the Population Office, to develop a package of measures to help job seekers. The following schemes are currently available and are making a significant difference to unemployment in Jersey;
What do Employers gain from taking on an ATW Trainee? • Additional help and support for your business. • Skills that the trainee has gained in training developed in the workplace. • The insight of a young person to bring a new perspective to your business. • The chance to give something back to the community and help the local employment market. There is no financial commitment for employers during the work placement. They are also under no obligation to offer paid work following a placement, however, taking an Advance to Work trainee can act as a valuable recruitment tool. Many trainees secure employment with their placement provider, whilst others use the skills and experience gained through Advance to Work to progress into employment elsewhere.
Advance to Work Advance to Work was set up as part of the States of Jersey’s Fiscal Stimulus package to provide self-motivated young people with approximately 3 months work experience (3 to 4 days a week) and employment training (1 or 2 days per week).
Advance Plus This scheme runs for a total of 8 weeks and is dedicated to helping 19 to 65 year-olds. It is not specific to any particular career - it’s designed to help applicants gain work in a wide range of areas; from catering and gardening to security and administration. The scheme begins with 2 weeks of intensive training and then participants take part in a combination of further training as well as a work placement. 2 days are dedicated to a GOALS training workshop - this has helped hundreds of thousands of people across the UK to find and hold down jobs. Other training will cover customer service, communication skills, CV and interview techniques, first aid and more.
Apprenticeships The Jersey Apprenticeship Scheme is currently under review. A consultation process will shortly be undertaken on requirements of both employers and apprentices. The Jersey Apprenticeship Scheme offers employers grants to support an apprentice through their apprenticeship. The scheme supports apprentices in the following trades:
Carpentry or Joinery Electrical Engineering Food Preparation Hairdressing Mechanical Engineering, Welding and Fabrication Motor Vehicle Engineering Painting and Decorating Plumbing and Heating Trowel Trades
Chief Minister Ian Gorst “It is clear that economic recovery is going to be protracted and departments are working together to give Islanders every opportunity to gain and retain employment.”
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FOLLOWING ON FROM last week’s look at Jersey Telecom’s ‘Gigabit Jersey’ project, it’s assistance from the Fiscal Stimulus Fund, and the points raised by rival telecommunications companies in the Island. We take a look at the opposition to the project, and whether it stands up against the States decision to invest in modernising the cable network in Jersey.
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LAST WEEK WE DETAILED the evolution of the Gigabit Jersey project, along with the reasons behind the States of Jersey’s decision to grant somewhere in the region of £19m of public money into the scheme. We also briefly touched on the concerns of Clear Mobitel and Airtel-Vodaphone respectively. These companies operate in the same industry, but their concerns vary slightly in their nature. Clear Mobitel (Jersey) Ltd were granted a license in 2010, by Ofcom (the Office of Communications, a government appointed ‘watchdog’ for the telecoms and broadcasting industries). This allows them to operate advanced ‘4G’ - ‘fourth generation long term evolution’ - technology, on the radio spectrum in the band of 2600MHz. 4G is the next step in mobile connectivity, offering faster internet access, and making streamed data such as video calling and realtime interactive gaming far smoother. Put simply, they have been testing and developing this wireless fourth generation mobile broadband network in Jersey, with the full approval of the Jersey Competition Regulatory Authority (JCRA). This is a separate network, and the JCRA, who are tasked with ensuring no single company can corner the market, approved it, as it brings more consumer choice into the Island. Clear Mobitel has made multi-million pound investments in ‘smart’ technologies and their equally multi-million pound ‘ultra high-speed data network’, which is based off Island, and will offer global connectivity.
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Their argument with the States investment in Jersey Telecoms ‘Gigabit Jersey’ project is based on the competition aspect. They believe that the contract to develop such blistering ‘hard wired’ internet speeds should have been offered around the Industry. This, they say, would have allowed companies to fight for the contract, and thus enabled the States to go with ‘the best deal’, and use taxpayers money more efficiently. Airtel-Vodaphone believe that the coming of 4G and Long Term Evolution ‘wireless’ internet is the way forward. They believe that tablets and smartphones are ever more a part of everyday life, and that the installation of fibre optic cabling in the heart of the Island is needless in the face of massive WiFi consumption. If they are right, then the need to interrupt traffic flow and disturb the routines of school runs and work commuting in order to replace the copper-wire data network, is debatable. However, they fail to address several points in their argument. Technology is increasing in the tablets and mobile phones themselves, not just in the data systems that they operate on. As displays on such devices get ever greater resolutions, customers may wish to use them to their full potential, streaming HD TV for instance. Thus demand will always be ahead of supply, and fast as 4G may be, it tops out at around 50Mbps - half of the speed of 1Gb fibre optic broadband. The geographical structure of Jersey also plays a role in showing 3G (and thus 4G, which is by nature similarly handicapped) to be less than the ‘be all, end-all’ of internet in the Island. With much granite and areas of poor signal reception (from all providers) being a feature of Jersey, fibre optic gives the chance for private or business users to create their own WiFi network areas from a router, even in these ‘blind spots’. The fact also remains that the atmosphere - the medium that wireless internet uses to carry it’s radio waves - is hugely variable. It can be full of moisture or heavy rain, and this often slows it down to dial up speeds. Fibre optic cable is constrained only by the speed of light through the medium used. The round-trip delay time for 1000km, using current standard cable, is around 11 milliseconds. Thus the latency - the time it takes for anything to happen - is so small as to be beyond human perception. Latency in mobile systems is anything but beyond human perception, and reaching the host on an IP is always noticeably delayed in comparison. There is a degree of future proofing to be had with fibre. Once the cable is in the ground, the rest of the network can be upgraded as technology advances. We aren’t currently anywhere near the ‘headroom’ of fibre optic cabling’s limits for data transfer. The same can’t be said of wireless networks. Although fibre optic broadband is clearly superior, there is, of course, a place for wireless 3G and 4G networks. The fact is, we need the best of both worlds. This is the advantage of having different companies prevalent in different fields. By allowing Jersey Telecoms the freedom to expand it’s broadband services, the States are forcing the other companies to step up their research into the alternative technologies that they are championing, in order to stay in the market. This is clearly not anti-competition, as it has been described by the rival organisations - it’s the opposite. With all the above evidence being available, the argument for the investment in a hard-wired broadband infrastructure in the Island is indisputable. This is the position of the the Treasury Minister, who has no doubt examined all of these factors. Whether the contract should have been offered to other companies operating in the Island is still a relevant question, and one we intend to ask soon. For the answer, please watch this space...
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Unseasonable Weather? Photography // Ian Paine
Most people think of November as a frosty cold month - the beginning of Winter proper. However November 2011 in Jersey has been unseasonably mild, and combined with a distinct lack of rainfall this year, has people wondering “what’s going on with the weather?”.
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Jersey Weekly caught up with Mr Anthony Pallot, Principal Meteorological Officer at Jersey Met, and posed that very question, along with some others... COMPARING THE END OF NOVEMBER and the onset of the festive season this year with last year, the difference is striking. You could almost say they are polar opposites... last year the ceremony that marks the switching on of the Christmas lights in St Helier was as good as postponed due to snowfall. This year, by comparison, the temperatures are mild enough that it wasn’t uncommon to see short sleeves and no jackets being worn on the streets, as little as a week ago from time of writing. Perhaps more alarmingly, this Autumn, rainfall has been so low that the Environment Department issued a plea to Islanders to save water, as reservoirs were running low. Although there has been no official rationing of water consumption called for, there has been enough concern to cause Jersey Water to operate the desalination plant at full capacity, though the process - that renders sea water to potable drinking water - costs the Island around £4,000 per day. So what’s behind this out-of-character Autumn/Winter transition, climate change? Carbon release? Changing oceanic currents? Although it’s becoming more clear that everything affects everything when it comes to the Environment, these ‘explanations’ can only really be given if considering a longer time-scale. So with that in mind, and with the weather being everyone’s favourite conversational ‘ice-breaker’, we went along to ask an expert; Jersey Met’s Principal Meteorologist Anthony Pallot. A Pallot;
“Looking at the general situation of where the highs and lows of atmospheric pressure have been sitting this November, there has been a predominance of high pressure over central Europe. This has resulted in generally South or South Westerly winds, bringing air from as far South, some days, Northern Africa - or from the South West, the Azores and over Spain.” “It’s what we call a ‘blocking high’ situation, so the high has been sitting there, over central Europe for much of the month, and having the effect of steering the air. When we have had Atlantic fronts, most of those have been pushed across Northern Britain... missing us.”
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JW Would you say last (2010) November was more ‘typical’? AP “Certainly the beginning of November, but on the 27th we had what we call a ‘cold plunge’, where the winds had swung right around from the North, bringing very cold air from the Arctic.” “Perhaps even more than our neighbouring British Isles, the weather in Jersey is very dependent on the wind direction. In the summer we can illustrate it even more clearly - if we get Easterly winds, we experience very warm, dry ‘continental’ weather - Westerly winds bring more ‘maritime’ temperate conditions. We often see, in late Autumn and early Spring, quite violent swings between these different conditions.” JW How about this dry spell we are currently in, is it caused by the same phenomena? AP “Generally the Southerly air we’ve had all year is coming from Africa, and is dry anyway. Combined with the high pressure over Europe that’s pushing all the Atlantic fronts - where all the rain is coming from - out to the North.” “We’ve seen significantly less rain over the course of the year. Since January 1st, we’ve had 484.6mm of rain. Compare this with a ‘period average’ of what we would have normally expected by this time, of 852.4mm - we’re 44% down.”
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Jersey Weekly went on to ask Mr Pallot his professional opinion on climate change, which we will cover in a future issue. It’s truly fascinating to see the angles which need to be considered from a Meteorological perspective. What’s clear though, is that a combination of naturally occurring phenomena have stacked up by circumstance to give us this uncharacteristic seasonal situation. The water issue is serious, as we are constrained be geographical location. We can’t simply pipe water from a Welsh reservoir, as a Southern English County might if they experienced less rainfall. The ground is very dry from the year that has just passed, and it will take a while before we see a difference in reservoir levels. The current rainfall, at time of writing, is good news, but as ground water needs to be replenished and we are likely to see only surface ‘run off’ water reach the reserves, Islanders will still need to exercise caution in their use of this much under considered resource.
JW Is this an indicator of anything, environmentally? AP “It’s difficult to answer. In terms of taking that period, from the beginning of Jan to the end of November, we’ve had four similarly dry years before; 1908, 1929, 1953 and 1989. So although this is unusual, it’s not without precedent.” “What comes up a lot is the question of Global Warming. We have to be careful, in that individual occurrences such as this can’t be considered alone. We have to look at trends, if this happens continually, maybe we could say it was down to something, such as climate change. We are watching these trends.”
As for Mr Pallot’s professional opinion of December’s weather? “It looks as though the beginning of December will be wetter than usual, and the second half more typical, leading to a lower average over the month than people may realise.” One thing that is apparent, however, is that we aren’t likely to see a ‘White Christmas’ this year.
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JERSEY! CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BIRTH of the family friendly website, ‘Mums in Jersey’. Mums in Jersey was born into the world of Facebook one cold and rainy January evening last year… Jersey Weekly would like to introduce all you mums (and dads!) to ‘Mums in Jersey’ - an online community of parents and child care workers local to the Island. A local mum by the name of Katherine Lockett, who already had a beautiful little boy named Jake, was at home when the concept for a Facebook page came to mind. Feeling a bit lonely, and a little disheartened by the lack of mummy friendly local online groups, she immediately set up Mums in Jersey and hoped that other Jersey mothers would respond by liking her new page and essentially become part of the Mums in Jersey Facebook family… It worked, mums across the Island clicked their ‘Like’ buttons in full force and Mums in Jersey was a hit! Jersey Weekly
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Katherine, what made you set up Mums in Jersey? Originally, I set up the Facebook page because I had moved to the Island knowing only my partner, and I found it quite difficult being pregnant and then having a young baby; partly because it could be hard to make friends and partly because of a serious lack of available and up-to-date information about services, facilities and activities. As the Facebook page is so popular and so well used, I decided to set up a website that could provide people with all the information, advice and support that is shared on the FB page. I designed and researched the content of the website from the point of view of what I wanted to know (and still do) when pregnant, looking after a baby, toddler, etc, and from frequently asked questions on the FB page. It’s an ongoing project, keeping all the information up-to-date and the content fresh and interesting.
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So, Mums in Jersey originated on Facebook, did you know much about Facebook before? Yes, having used Facebook since it began I was aware of how powerful it could be if used in the right way and how many people it could reach, however when I set it up one evening on a whim, I never thought it would be as popular as it is now. Its lovely to hear comments from parents that it’s helped them! What are the main objectives of Mums in Jersey? To improve the wellbeing of families in Jersey by providing current information, advice and support, in a user friendly, accessible way, and to bring parents together in an online community where people can meet, share with, and support each other in all aspects of being a parent and raising a family in Jersey.
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As a mother, what do you like and dislike most about rearing your little one in Jersey? The things I find hard are the ever-increasing cost of living, the cost, suitability and quality of housing, and having no family around. The things I love about Jersey are the outside spaces, the beaches and coastal walks in particular, and the safe, close community that exists here. What would you say are the top 3 things for families to do? For all the family all year round and free: exploring beaches, woodlands, rock pools and the heaths. For older children there are a lot of great adventure activities and water sports to try. There are lovely places to visit if you can afford them, like Durrell, Samares Manor and Amaizin’ Maze.
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With Christmas just around the corner, do you have any advice for parents on a budget?
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Its lovely to buy local, but sometimes shopping online can give you great deals, especially from places that take the VAT off, and its much less stressful! Really think about what toys you’re buying - have you got the space for them? Is it something that your child will get a lot of use out of or is it a bit of a novelty item that you could do without? I think combination toys for babies and toddlers are great too; like a walker that turns into a ride along for example. Home made presents from children to grandparents, and friends are lovely, personal and save money! You could make some Christmas hampers for your family too; they’re pretty easy and homemade doesn’t just have to be for the children!
So, Mums (and dads!) in Jersey, check out www.mumsinjersey.co.uk and see what there is for you… It’s a wonderfully easy website to navigate – us parents don’t really have the time to mess about now do we? Check out the links and tabs covering all manner of topics, from support and advocacy, to how to get back in shape after birth… There are forums for you to connect with other parents and regular updates on the diary listings regarding activities and clubs for kids of all ages. Mums in Jersey is a must see for any parent living locally – there is something there for everyone. For further information, please contact Katherine directly at katherine@mumsinjersey.co.uk.
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Royal Square, Thursday 15th December at 6pm Words // Rebecca Seller • Feature Design // Jon Moore
It’s that time of year again! Back by popular demand Christmas Carols will be sung under the stars. Hundreds of Islanders join together to celebrate Christmas in Royal Square where everyone can sing their favourite Christmas songs.
IT WAS THE ANGELS who started it! Their singing startled a bunch of shepherds on a Bethlehem hillside. ‘A Saviour has been born to you. You’ll find him wrapped in strips of cloth and lying in an animals’ manger.” The shepherds were scared stiff (wouldn’t you be?). When they had collected their wits they said to each other, “Come on, guys – let’s go and see if this thing is true.” When they got to the stable, sure enough, there he was –the baby, lying in a manger: Jesus, the Saviour of the world. And we’ve been celebrating the news with Christmas carols ever since. Not least here in Jersey! The Jersey Evangelical Alliance is again presenting this Christmas carol celebration. The JEA was formed towards the end of 1987. They have since become very much a part of Church and Island life. They exist to draw together individual members and churches, fostering unity and a positive Christian witness in Jersey. The JEA aim to promote the faith, unity and witness of the Church in Jersey. Each year since Tourism first invited JEA to organise it, they have been proud to present this great open-air celebration in the Royal Square. There’s a warm glow generated when they sing the old familiar carols they learned years ago. This year’s concert is on a late shopping night Thursday 15th December starting at 6pm. It’s a free event and includes old favourites like ‘While Shepherds watched’’, ‘Silent night’, ‘O Come all ye faithful’ and ‘Hark the herald angels sing’ – plus a couple of surprises as we recall the Christmas story. The singing is led by the combined voices of lively Jersey Community, and Tehillah Gospel Choirs, conducted by Jane Horsfall. Afterwards, at 7pm, free hot drinks are being served in Church House for everyone. Everyone is invited and carol sheets with all the words will be available so all can join in. All are welcome!
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Puss in Boots The swashbuckling legend of Shrek’s feline friend is revealed in this 3D animated comedy spin-off! Ever wondered what Puss in Boots (Antonio Banderas) got up to before he joined Shrek and Donkey? Now the story can be told. The young Puss grows up in a modest orphanage, where his best friend is a misbehaving egg named Humpty Alexander Dumpty (Zach Galifianakis). As an adult, the ginger tom’s stylish line in footwear worn with no pants makes him a hit with the ladies while he sets about protecting the innocent. The scheming Humpty, meanwhile, needs Puss to help pull off his greatest heist - the goose that lays the golden eggs! Streetwise, seductive Kitty Softpaws (Salma Hayek) is also keen for a slice of the action, and she’s very much our hero’s equal in the swashbuckling department. Meanwhile, hideous outlaws Jack (Billy Bob Thornton) and Jill (Amy Sedaris) have discovered an ancient power that could destroy the world...
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Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn A lot has happened since we last caught up with everybody’s favourite hoofing flightless bird. Mumble and the love of his life, Gloria - better known as , now have a son of their own named Erik. But just like his father before him, Erik is having trouble finding his way in the penguin world. The poor little fella suffers from a fear of dancing! Struggling to discover his true talent, he encounters an amazing flying penguin called The Mighty Sven.
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The Thing Young Hugo Cabret (Asa Butterfield) was given a strange mechanical figure with a heart-shaped keyhole by his late father (Jude Law). Now living in the hidden spaces of a Paris train station, where he must constantly dodge the stationmaster, orphaned Hugo encounters an adventurous girl named Isabelle (Chloe Grace Moretz). She’s intrigued by his life, and he’s astonished to find that the key she possesses fits the bizarre automaton.
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When bequiffed young journalist Tintin buys a model of the good ship Unicorn, he also acquires a clue to a great mystery. With his faithful hound Snowy in tow, our intrepid hero embarks on a quest that unites him for the first time with drunken seadog Captain Haddock. Together, they unravel the secret of an ancient feud involving Haddock’s ancestor Francis and notorious pirate Red Rackham. Uses stateof-the-art performance capture technology.
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Palaeontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) fulfils the dream of a lifetime when she joins a Norwegian scientific team in the remote Antarctic. They’ve made an amazing discovery - a creature from another world frozen in the ice. When research team leader Dr. Sander Halvorson (Ulrich Thomsen) takes a tissue sample from the alien against Kate’s advice, he unleashes a fearsome foe with astonishing powers.
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Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 1 In Times Square, preparations are afoot for New Year’s Eve. For producer Claire Morgan, this is also the biggest moment of her career. Elsewhere in New York City, the lives of a variety of couples and singles intertwine. People like heavily pregnant Tess, who’s about to give birth, and Harry, who’s nearing the end of his life. Rock star Jensen is having relationship troubles, while frustrated Ingrid comes up with a novel way of dealing with her unfulfilled resolutions.
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This latest installment, ‘Breaking Dawn - Part 1’, opens with Bella and Edward’s much-anticipated wedding itself! But despite the fact that Bella has now chosen her husband, the saga’s conflict is far from over. During a dream honeymoon on Isle Esme, the newly married couple finally give in to their passions. But this only brings them more peril as Bella discovers she’s pregnant! The wolf pack considers her unborn child such a threat that they begin to move against her.
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Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Schoolteacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives happily with his wife Laura (January Jones). Until, that is, Laura is the victim of a horrific attack that leaves her severely injured. Will is approached by a mysterious stranger named Simon (Guy Pearce), who claims to represent an organisation of concerned citizens. Simon reveals that Laura’s attacker is a repeat offender who was only recently released on parole.
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Several years after they escaped from Guantanamo Bay, stoner buddies Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) have grown apart. Where once their lives revolved around fulfilling a mutual craving for munchies, now they have new friends and different goals. But on Christmas Eve, a mysterious package arrives on Kumar’s doorstep.
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6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories from around the UK; BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Billy fears Lola may have lost her baby, but Phil is more concerned about the missing file. Carol agrees to let Derek stay with her, not realising the effect this will have on Pat. 8:30 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker reminisce from behind the famous desk about their all-time favourite sketches, including Mastermind, Club Quickie and Spooner. 9:00 Have I Got News for You Miranda Hart guest-hosts the current affairs quiz, with team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton joined by panellists Reginald D Hunter and Tom Watson. 9:30 Live at the Apollo Rich Hall hosts the stand-up show. 10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The Graham Norton Show With Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Jimmy Carr and Coldplay. 11:20 The National Lottery Friday Night Draws Presented by Kate Edmondson. 11:30 FILM: The Lake House (PG) (2006) Romantic fantasy, starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. 1:05 Weatherview 1:10 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 2:10 Sign Zone: Fry’s Planet Word (R) 3:10 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den (R) 4:10 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening session of the first semi-final. 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Hazel Irvine presents coverage of the concluding session of the first semi-final at the Barbican Centre in York, where the first player to reach nine frames will progress. 8:00 Mastermind Subjects include the Life and Career of Tigran Petrosian. 8:30 MasterChef the Professionals: Michel’s Classics 78048885-starred chef Michel Roux Jr presents a culinary masterclass, preparing dishes from the MasterChef: The Professionals series as well as some of his favourite recipes. Cooking French classics, he rustles up dodine de canard aux pistaches – a stuffed duck with pistachios served as a terrine with pickles, and St Honoré a la crème chantilly – choux buns with caramel and cream. 9:00 Gardeners’ World Christmas Special In a festive edition of the show, Monty Don and Rachel de Thame spruce up Longmeadow and Carol Klein discovers some of Britain’s best winter walks. 10:00 QI With Ross Noble, Dara O Briain, Jeremy Clarkson and Alan Davies. 10:30 Newsnight With Gavin Esler. 11:00 The Review Show Guests include Mark Thomas and AL Kennedy. 11:45 Weather 11:50 Snooker: UK Championship The concluding session of the first semi-final. 12:40 FILM: Metropolitan (15) (1990) Comedy, starring Edward Clements. 2:15 BBC News 4:10 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:20 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Debbie goes with Cain in the ambulance as the paramedics desperately try to save his life. The police arrive in the Woolpack and arrest Jai and Charity for attempted murder. 7:30 Coronation Street A drunken Peter storms into the corner shop and grabs a bottle of vodka after failing to turn up at the tram crash memorial service. Tyrone vows to help Kirsty make peace with Tina. 8:00 Wild Britain with Ray Mears The mountains and moorlands of the Scottish Highlands. 8:30 Coronation Street Peter draws strength from Carla after she takes him home. 9:00 The Nation’s Favourite Bee Gees Song The group’s most popular compositions, as voted for by the British public. 10:30 ITV News 11:00 Channel News and Weather 11:05 FILM: The Outlaw Josey Wales (18) (1976) Western, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. 1:30 Countrywise (R) 1:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery (R) 2:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) ITV News Headlines 3:35 FILM: Columbo: Double Shock (U) (1973) Detective drama, with Peter Falk and Martin Landau. 4:50 ITV Nightscreen
6:05 Sali Mali (R) 6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Undercover Boss Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Sealed Bid 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:00 Channel 4 Racing Live coverage of four races from Cheltenham. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Come Date with Me 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:30 Unreported World The problems facing Aborigine settlements in Australia. Last in the series. 7:55 4thought.tv Catherine Brogan asks why many people lack adequate housing. 8:00 Come Dine with Me Four amateur chefs in Nottingham compete for the £1,000 prize. 9:00 The Million Pound Drop Live Quiz show, presented by Davina McCall. Last in the series. 10:30 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best Bits Highlights from the past series. Last in the series. 11:05 Pete Versus Life 11:40 Stand Up for the Week Jon Richardson hosts the satirical comedy show. Last in the series. 12:25 Random Acts 12:30 Music on 4: Presents – Plan B 12:50 FILM: The Class (15) (2008) Premiere. Drama, starring Francois Begaudeau. 3:00 Shameless USA 3:55 The Confession (R) 4:00 Home Road Movies (R) 4:10 A Film from My Parish (R) 4:20 The Birthday (R) 4:35 St Elsewhere (R) 5:20 Countdown (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order A lawyer is murdered in her office. (R) 1:15 Home and Away Evidence mounts linking Brax to the service station robbery. 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Miami The team investigates a fire at a nightclub. (R) 3:15 FILM: The National Tree (PG) (2009) Premiere. Drama, starring Andrew McCarthy. 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show, hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost. 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Fifth Gear Rally driver Andreas Mikkelsen takes Vicki Butler-Henderson for a spin, Jonny Smith test drives the new Honda Civic in Spain and cricketer James Anderson completes a hot lap; 5 News Update 8:00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Lisa Kelly considers sacking her driving mate following an argument, Dave Redmon stops mid-run as his truck is dangerously overloaded and Rick Yemm battles on through ill health; 5 News at 9 9:00 FILM: Windtalkers (15) (2002) A traumatised American soldier is assigned to protect two Navajo code-carriers during the invasion of Saipan. Second World War drama, starring Nicolas Cage and Christian Slater. Including 5 News Update. 11:45 Pawn Stars Rick Harrison tracks down an 18th-century cannon that could be worth up to $40,000, and the staff members try to get a 1.5-ton table saw into the shop. (R) 12:15 SuperCasino 4:05 Motorsport Mundial 4:30 Fifth Gear (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)
7:00 Top Gear USA The toughest truck in Alaska. 7:45 Merlin The knights stumble across an eerie shrine deep in the forest. 8:30 World’s Craziest Fools 9:00 Him & Her 9:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Family Guy 11:20 American Dad! 12:05 Mongrels 12:35 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:05 Him & Her 1:35 World’s Craziest Fools 2:05 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 2:35 Hot Like Us 3:35 The World’s Strictest Parents 4:35 Mongrels 5:05 Close
7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Transatlantic Sessions 8:00 Come Bell Ringing with Charles Hazlewood The composer explores the musical potential of church bells. 9:00 Public Enemy: Prophets of Rage The controversial career of the hip-hop group. 10:00 Hip Hop at the BBC 11:00 Blues Britannia: Can Blue Men Play the Whites? 12:30 Public Enemy: Prophets of Rage 1:30 Hip Hop at the BBC 2:30 Transatlantic Sessions 3:00 Come Bell Ringing with Charles Hazlewood 4:00 Close
6:00 Film File 6:10 Heartbeat 7:00 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 8:05 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:10 Ironside 11:10 Cadfael 12:55 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Lakes 4:35 On the Buses 5:40 Heartbeat 6:45 Pie in the Sky 7:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Case Sensitive 11:05 Film: The Life of David Gale (15) (2003) 1:30 Cadfael 2:45 On the Buses 3:10 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:40 Emmerdale
6:00 The Professionals 6:50 Police Stop! 7:50 The Saint 8:50 The Fall Guy 9:50 Batman 10:50 Quantum Leap 11:50 The Force 12:15 UEFA Champions League 2:55 The Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 The Professionals 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 Live Darts The PDC Players Championship Finals. 11:00 Film: Lethal Weapon 3 (15) (1992) Action thriller sequel, with Mel Gibson. 1:25 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 2:15 UEFA Champions League Greatest Finals 2:30 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Brainiac 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Road Wars 12:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1:50 Real Filth Fighters 2:40 Airline 3:30 Murder or Mutiny? 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!
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Pick of the Day 6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Marge poses for a charity calendar and becomes Springfield’s number one sex symbol, while Carl gets a promotion at the plant and hires Homer to be his new assistant. (R) 7:30 The Middle Frankie goes against Mike’s wishes and decides to throw a Christmas Eve party at the family home. Brick’s reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of Christmas. 8:00 Modern Family While gathered around Jay and Gloria’s pool, it dawns on the clan that they are not going to be together at Christmas, so they plan an “Express Christmas” for later that day. 8:30 Simpsons Encore Homer gets a new assistant. (R) 9:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington travels to Mexico and immerses himself in the country’s culture, before heading for Chichen Itza, a Mayan temple built between the ninth and 12th centuries. (R) 10:00 A League of Their Own With Jack Whitehall and Rory McIlroy. (R) 11:00 The Cafe (R) 11:30 Wall of Fame (R) 12:00 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:00 Mental (R) 1:50 Mental (R) 2:40 Brit Cops: War on Crime (R) 3:30 Cop Squad 4:20 Back Inside Britain’s Fattest Man (R) 5:10 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza (R)
6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Emmerdale (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy 8:30 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:00 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek The men are challenged to perform a stand-up comedy routine. (R) 4:40 Loose Women With former Simply Red frontman Mick Hucknall. (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Double bill. Real-life cases. (R) 6:45 The Cube A Tottenham woman and a retired man take part. (R) 7:45 A Night with Beyoncé Steve Jones presents a one-off special in which the American superstar performs some of her biggest hits as well as tracks from her latest album 4. (R) 9:00 The X Factor USA Steve Jones reveals how the American public has voted as the results of the performance round are announced and one act is eliminated. 10:00 Perez Hilton Superfan: Lady Gaga Gossip blogger Perez Hilton catches up with four of his celebrity friends, beginning by spending time with Lady Gaga in Hollywood and Sydney. (R) 11:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us The American double-act challenge aspiring British magicians to trick them with their illusions, offering a slot on their Las Vegas stage show to the winner. Jonathan Ross presents. (R) 12:30 Coronation Street (R) 1:00 Coronation Street (R) 1:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:55 Teleshopping 3:25 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:10 Teleshopping 5:10 Gossip Girl (R) 5:50 ITV2 Nightscreen
6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Callum’s blossoming romance with Maddie faces trouble in the form of his persistent ex-girlfriend Tara, and Warren tries to ensure a terrified Mitzeee remains loyal. 7:30 How I Met Your Mother Ted is humiliated by Tiffany. (R) 8:00 Desperate Scousewives DJ Danny attends Debbie’s fashion show where he makes a very public gesture to prove his love for her, and George hosts a party to launch his new members club. (R) 9:00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow: Get the Look for Less The stylist takes his fashion-conscious show to Southampton, where he helps three nurses get the style they want for less, and hosts another catwalk challenge. (R) 10:00 FILM: 28 Weeks Later (18) (2007) Horror sequel, starring Robert Carlyle. 12:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 Scrubs (R) 1:25 Scrubs (R) 1:50 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:15 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow: Get the Look for Less (R) 3:10 Greek (R) 3:50 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:10 Wildfire (R) 4:55 Switched (R) 5:15 Switched (R)
6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 7:30 Premier League World 8:00 Live European Tour Golf The Dubai World Championship. 1:00 NFL 3:00 Ringside 4:00 NFL: Total Access 5:00 Premier League World 5:30 Football League Weekend 6:30 Premier League Preview 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven A round-up of the day’s sports news, featuring interviews and highlights. 7:30 Live European Cup Rugby Union Harlequins v Toulouse (Kick-off 8.00pm). 9:55 Take It Like a Fan Football quiz, presented by John Fendley and Bianca Westwood. 10:25 Fight Night Countdown 10:55 Premier League Preview 11:25 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.
6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations The food writer investigates the cuisine of Naples. 9:00 Big Love 10:15 In Treatment 12:30 Bored to Death 1:05 The Sopranos 2:20 Big Love 3:35 The X Files 4:35 The Life and Times of Tim 5:00 Inside the Actors Studio
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 Alphas Cameron meets a powerful Alpha who offers to ease his struggle with alcoholism. 9:00 Film: While You Were Sleeping (PG) (1995) 11:15 Sex and the City 11:50 5* Access 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 CSI: Miami 1:00 Film: Though None Go with Me (PG) (2006) 3:00 Law & Order 4:10 Film: Robin Cook’s Terminal (15) (1996) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami The team examines a plane crash. 7:55 Inside Hollywood 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation An old enemy resurfaces. 9:00 Film: Dark Blue (15) (2002) Police thriller, starring Kurt Russell. 11:25 Justified 12:30 Steven Seagal: Lawman 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close
7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 TOTP2 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Helicopter Heroes 10:40 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Ray Mears’ Extreme Survival 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Driving Wars 7:00 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Top Gear The decline of the British sports car industry. 9:00 Mock the Week With Andy Parsons, Mark Steel and Adam Hills. 9:40 Not Going Out 10:20 Shameless 12:25 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:25 Mock the Week 1:55 Not Going Out 2:25 Psychoville 3:00 Close
6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 9:30 America’s Cup Uncovered 10:00 Ringside 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Mosconi Cup Pool 2:30 WWE: Raw 4:30 Test Cricket 5:30 Test Cricket 6:30 Fight Night Countdown 7:00 Live Elite League Ice Hockey 10:00 Tight Lines 11:00 WWE: Smackdown 1:00 WWE: Bottom Line 2:00 Fight Night Countdown 2:30 NFL: Total Access 3:30 Take It Like a Fan 4:00 Football League Weekend 5:00 Take It Like a Fan 5:30 Premier League Preview
6:00 Premier League World 6:30 European Challenge Cup Rugby Union 9:30 Live IRB Rugby Sevens The South Africa Sevens. Coverage of day one of the third round of the series, held at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth. 7:00 Live Mosconi Cup Pool Coverage of the second day of nine-ball pool’s version of the Ryder Cup, as Europe continue the defence of their crown against the Americans at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada. 12:00 European Tour Golf 1:30 Elite League Ice Hockey 4:30 Tight Lines 5:30 Road to London
The Nation’s Favourite Bee Gees Song 9.00pm on itv 1 A countdown of 20 of the group’s most popular compositions, as voted for by the British public. Featuring contributions by Robin and Barry Gibb, plus celebrity fans including Elton John, Cliff Richard and Dave Grohl.
The Million Pound Drop Live 9.00pm on Channel 4 Davina McCall presents the last episode in the current series of the quiz show in which contestants can win £1million. They are challenged to place large quantities of the cash over trapdoors and face a series of questions, the wrong answers to which will lose them money every time they slip up.
Live at the Apollo 9.30pm on BBC One Rich Hall guest-hosts the stand-up show recorded at London’s Hammersmith Apollo, inviting comedians to share their light-hearted views on modern life.
11:00 Yangtse Incident (U) (1957) 12:50 Carry On Constable (U) (1960) 2:30 The Cowboys (PG) (1972) 5:00 Little Manhattan (PG) (2005) Romantic drama, starring Josh Hutcherson and Charlie Ray. 6:45 K-Pax (12) (2001) Drama, starring Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges. 9:00 The Happening (15) (2008) Horror, starring Mark Wahlberg. 10:45 Street Kings (15) (2008) Crime drama, starring Keanu Reeves. 12:50 Small Time (18) (1996) 2:05 The Football Factory (18) (2004) 3:55 Close
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Saturday, 10th December
Saturday 10th
2011
TV GUIDE
6:00 Breakfast 10:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 Home Cooking Made Easy (R) 12:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 12:15 Football Focus 1:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening session of the second semi-final. 4:30 Final Score 5:15 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 5:35 My Family Susan organises a children’s Christmas party and when Santa falls ill, Ben steps into his shoes. Rolf Harris and Ainsley Harriott guest star as themselves. (R) 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing Holly Valance, Jason Donovan, Chelsee Healey, Alex Jones and Harry Judd put their skills to the test in two routines as they compete for a place in next week’s final from Blackpool. 8:15 Merlin Arthur’s plans for the future are disrupted by the return of Gwen. 9:00 Casualty Part two of two. Patients and staff filter back into the ED, believing the fire alarm to have been faulty – but Lenny and an injured Frank alert everyone to the blaze in the basement. As Jordan issues an evacuation order, Dylan and Zoe are trapped in resus and Jay confronts Ruth in her office, oblivious to the chaos below. Starring Georgia Taylor, Derek Thompson and Ben Turner. The series returns on January 7. 9:50 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws Myleene Klass presents the all-important Lotto and Thunderball draws, along with the Lotto Plus 5 results. 10:00 BBC News; Weather 10:20 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including Manchester United v Wolverhampton Wanderers and Arsenal v Everton; National Lottery Update 11:45 The Football League Show 1:05 Weatherview 1:10 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 12:00 The Sky at Night (R) 12:20 Coast Neil Oliver visits the Red Sands sea fort in Kent. (R) 12:25 Astaire and Rogers Sing George and Ira Gershwin A compilation of classic songs. 12:35 FILM: A Damsel in Distress (U) (1937) Musical comedy, starring Fred Astaire and Joan Fontaine. 2:15 FILM: Stage Door (PG) (1937) Comedy drama, starring Katharine Hepburn. 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The history of takeaway food. 4:30 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening session of the second semi-final. 5:30 One Man and His Dog Seasonal edition of sheepdog trials. 6:30 Flog It! Anita Manning and Mark Stacey offer advice in Luton, while Paul Martin visits a local milliner working in the traditional hat industry. (R) 7:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Hazel Irvine introduces coverage of the concluding session of the second semi-final at the Barbican Centre in York, where the first player to win nine frames will progress to the final. This tournament is the second most prestigious ranking event on the calendar, and was won last year by John Higgins, who went home with a cheque for £100,000 and moved up to number one in the standings after beating Mark Williams in a thrilling final. 10:00 QI XL Stephen Fry is joined by Ross Noble, Dara O Briain, Jeremy Clarkson and regular panellist Alan Davies for an extended edition of the quiz, asking questions on idleness. (R) 10:45 FILM: In the Valley of Elah (15) (2007) Premiere. A missing soldier’s father suspects the army is hiding the real reasons his son disappeared after returning from Iraq. Drama, with Tommy Lee Jones and Charlize Theron. 12:25 FILM: Heist (15) (2001) Thriller, starring Gene Hackman. 2:10 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Coronation Street 11:45 This Morning: Saturday 12:45 ITV News; Weather 12:55 FILM: Thunderbirds (PG) (2004) Sci-fi adventure, starring Bill Paxton. 2:35 FILM: The Mummy Returns (12) (2001) Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Brendan Fraser. 5:00 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce 5:05 Channel News; Weather 5:15 ITV News 5:30 You’ve Been Framed! An elephant slips on a banana skin. (R) 6:00 The Chase With Joe Pasquale, Janet Street-Porter, Mark Durden-Smith and Austin Healey. Last in the series. 7:00 This Is Justin Bieber The pop star performs his hits and meets Chelsea FC stars. 8:00 The X Factor Final The three remaining acts get ready for their most important performances yet as they arrive at Wembley Arena for the first part of the live final. Dermot O’Leary presents. 10:00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Peter Andre The singer and reality star discusses his career, and life since his divorce from Katie Price. He reveals his fight with depression – and love for his children. Last in the series. 11:00 ITV News 11:14 Channel Islands Weather Summary 11:15 FILM: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (12) (2000) Bumbling scientist Sherman Klump tries to rid himself of his troublesome alter ego Buddy Love, but his experiment backfires. Comedy sequel, with Eddie Murphy and Janet Jackson. 1:10 Countrywise The team explores the countryside in and around London. (R) 1:35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 2:25 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery (R) ITV News Headlines 3:00 Kojak A quiet man suddenly turns violent. (R) 3:55 ITV Nightscreen
6:35 Offshore Academy 7:00 Great Ethiopian Run 7:55 The Morning Line 8:50 T4: Smallville (R) 9:55 T4: The Crush 10:25 T4: Example: Backstage 11:00 T4: Real Stories: Eminem 12:00 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:35 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 T4: The Simpsons (R) 1:40 Channel 4 Racing Live coverage from Cheltenham and Doncaster. 3:55 Come Dine with Me (R) 4:25 Come Dine with Me (R) 4:55 Come Dine with Me (R) 5:25 Come Dine with Me (R) 5:55 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:25 Channel 4 News 6:55 4thought.tv 7:00 Kirstie’s Handmade Christmas First of two programmes in which Kirstie Allsopp applies her craft skills to Christmas, with tips on decorating, snow globes, gingerbread, handmade gifts and present wrapping. (R) 8:00 Tony Robinson’s Gods and Monsters The presenter turns his attention to disease. 9:00 FILM: Vicky Cristina Barcelona (12) (2008) Premiere. Two Americans on a break in Spain encounter a seductive painter, who invites them to spend time with him at his home in Oviedo. Though the more timid of the pair is initially reluctant, her free-spirited friend persuades her to come along, resulting in a series of romantic encounters and an explosive experience with the artist’s ex-wife. Woody Allen’s comedy, with Scarlett Johansson. 11:00 FILM: Double Jeopardy (15) (1999) A woman seeks revenge on her husband for faking his death and framing her for murder, but a parole officer is determined to stop her. Thriller, with Ashley Judd and Tommy Lee Jones. 1:00 FILM: Unmade Beds (15) (2009) Premiere. Comedy drama, starring Fernando Tielve and Deborah Francois. 2:40 Shameless USA 3:35 Shameless USA 4:30 St Elsewhere (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 10:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 10:20 The Gadget Show (R) 11:20 Highland Emergency (R) 11:50 FILM: A Boyfriend for Christmas (PG) (2004) Romantic drama, starring Kelli Williams and Shane Baumel. 1:40 FILM: All I Want for Christmas (12) (2007) Drama, starring Gail O’Grady. 3:25 FILM: The Christmas Gift (PG) (2009) Premiere. Festive drama, starring Dean Cain. 5:10 FILM: Single Santa Seeks Mrs Claus (PG) (2004) Comedy, starring Crystal Bernard. 6:55 5 News Weekend 7:00 NCIS Three similar execution-style killings take place, and the agents suspect the wife of one of the victims – but, unfortunately for them, she has an alibi. Starring Michael Weatherly. (R) 8:00 NCIS Gibbs entrusts Kate and Tony with the task of finding his former commanding officer, who has gone on the run rather than face charges of killing a Marine and stealing funds. (R) 9:00 Tommy Cooper’s Christmas A seasonal special from the archives, featuring mirth and magic, plus guest appearances by Sacha Distel and Clodagh Rodgers, who sing a medley of festive favourites. (R) 10:05 The Morecambe and Wise Christmas Show Festive special from 1981, in which the duo perform vintage sketches and act as a backing group for Alvin Stardust. Featuring guest appearances by Ralph Richardson and Robert Hardy. (R) 11:10 Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll: The 60s Revealed Stars of the 1960s reflect on the past 40 years. (R) 12:10 SuperCasino 3:55 Great Artists (R) 4:20 Divine Designs (R) 4:45 Rough Guide to Journeys (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) 5:35 Thomas & Friends (R) 5:45 Roary the Racing Car (R)
7:00 The Real Hustle on Holiday 7:15 Great TV Mistakes Mishaps from Fawlty Towers, Friends and EastEnders. 8:15 Top Gear Usain Bolt is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 9:15 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra Extended edition of the comedian’s topical show. 10:00 Film: Meet the Fockers (12) (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller. 11:55 Family Guy 12:40 American Dad! 1:20 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 2:05 Great TV Mistakes 4:00 The Real Hustle: New Recruits 5:30 Close
7:00 The Himalayas How wild animals cope with mountain life in the Himalayas. 8:00 Dinosaurs, Myths and Monsters Tom Holland charts how mankind’s interpretation of prehistoric remains and fossils has changed over the centuries, and reveals how myths led to important scientific discoveries. 9:00 The Killing II 11:00 The Slap 11:55 Iron Ladies of Liberia 12:50 Horizon 1:50 The Sky at Night 2:20 The Himalayas 3:20 Dinosaurs, Myths and Monsters 4:20 Close
6:00 Drama Trails 6:10 On the Buses 6:40 Maigret 7:45 Upstairs, Downstairs 10:00 Film: Doctor Zhivago (PG) (1965) 1:50 Sherlock Holmes: The Last Vampyre 4:05 Film: Agatha Christie’s Murder with Mirrors (PG) (1985) 6:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 8:00 Doc Martin The doctor heads to London. 9:00 Foyle’s War A biological warfare experiment goes wrong. 11:00 Murder in Suburbia 12:05 Blue Murder 1:35 Duty Free 2:00 On the Buses 2:30 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Police, Camera, Action! 6:25 The Professionals 7:20 World’s Wildest Police Videos 8:10 Quantum Leap 9:00 Motorsport UK 10:00 Champions League Weekly 10:35 Police, Camera, Action! 11:00 Police Stop! 12:00 The Professionals 1:00 Live Darts 5:00 20 Managerial Appointments That Shook the World 6:00 Barcelona’s Greatest Goals 7:00 Live Darts 11:00 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 11:45 Film: Catch-22 (15) (1970) 2:10 Sports Mash: Taking the Mic 2:40 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Airline 8:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00 35mm 9:30 London Ambulance 10:00 Lion Man 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Medical Emergency 1:30 Nothing to Declare 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 7:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 8:00 Customs 9:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11:00 Night Cops 12:00 Club Reps 1:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe? 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:05 Guilty! 3:55 New Parent Nightmares 4:20 Body Language Secrets 5:10 Crash Test Dummies
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December Saturday, 10th 2011 December
2011
Saturday 10th
TV GUIDE
Pick of the Day 6:00 A Different Breed (R) 7:00 Rooftop Rainforest (R) 8:00 So You Think You’re Safe at Christmas? (R) 9:00 WWE Superstars 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 35mm 12:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:30 Oops TV (R) 2:00 Futurama (R) 3:50 The Top Ten Show – 2011 4:00 WWE: Smackdown Spectacular wrestling action. 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 The Simpsons Homer reminisces about life with Marge. (R) 7:00 Futurama Bender becomes envious when a new robot makes him look inadequate, and considers an upgrade that would also transform his personality. (R) 7:30 Futurama Bender finds fame on a TV show – until a protest group orchestrates a campaign to get him fired. (R) 8:00 Futurama The Planet Express team brings delicious aliens worms back to Earth, and the human population becomes addicted to them. (R) 8:30 Futurama Robot-maker Mom decides to make Mother’s Day special by taking over the world. (R) 9:00 FILM: A Knight’s Tale (PG) (2001) A poverty-stricken squire poses as a knight to compete in jousting tournaments, launching himself on the road to riches. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger and Paul Bettany. 11:35 Law & Order Last-ever episode of the long-running crime drama. Lupo and Bernard try to track down a blogger who has threatened to bomb a school. Last in the series. (R) 12:35 Night Cops (R) 1:35 Caprica (R) 2:25 The Top Ten Show – 2011 (R) 2:35 Gangster Wives (R) 3:25 Oops TV (R) 4:20 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 4:45 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)
6:00 Emmerdale 8:35 FILM: Bean (PG) (1997) Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. 10:25 The X Factor USA (R) 11:50 The X Factor USA (R) 12:50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 1:20 Life’s Funniest Moments (R) 1:50 Nicole Scherzinger: The Hot Desk (R) 2:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 3:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 4:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 5:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 6:00 The Xtra Factor (R) 7:00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors. (R) 7:30 Grimefighters Squatters and rats shatter a developer’s dream, and a blocked sewer disturbs the peace in Twickenham. (R) 8:00 The World’s Best Diet In the first of a two-part programme, former cricketer Darren Gough and singer Cheryl Baker adopt the diets of other cultures in a bid to lose weight. With Jonathan Maitland. (R) 9:00 Grimefighters A woman is found to have four tons of rubbish in her bedroom, and a blockage at a sewage station leaves a clean-up team with a dirty job on its hands. (R) 9:30 Grimefighters Military memories and a Dagenham mystery stir up deep feelings in two grimefighters, and inspectors investigate a Chinese restaurant in Wolverhampton. (R) 10:00 The Xtra Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs talk to the act who will be missing out on the final, as well as the two who have made it through. Plus, reaction from the judges. 11:20 FILM: Hot Fuzz (15) (2007) Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. 1:40 Peter Andre: My Life The singer takes his children on holiday to Spain. (R) 2:35 The X Factor Final (R) 4:15 The Xtra Factor (R) 5:15 Gossip Girl (R)
6:00 Switched (R) 6:25 Supernanny USA (R) 7:10 How to Look Good Naked (R) 8:10 How to Look Good Naked (R) 9:10 Wife Swap USA (R) 10:10 Great British Hairdresser (R) 11:10 Supernanny USA (R) 12:10 Wife Swap USA (R) 1:10 Hollyoaks 3:45 FILM: Deck the Halls (PG) (2006) Christmas comedy, starring Danny DeVito and Matthew Broderick. 5:35 Desperate Scousewives (R) 6:35 Perfect Couples (R) 7:05 The Big Bang Theory Penny hosts a Halloween party. (R) 7:35 The Big Bang Theory Penny is forced to take Howard’s place in the Halo team while he is otherwise engaged with one of her friends. Starring Simon Helberg and Kaley Cuoco. (R) 8:05 Happy Endings Penny buys her first home, and one year on from their almost-marriage, Jane encourages Alex and Dave to be honest with each other. (R) 8:30 How I Met Your Mother Ted goes on a date and surprises his friends by not researching the woman on the internet beforehand, while Lily and Marshall learn the sex of their baby. (R) 9:00 The Big Bang Theory Leonard kisses a girl he meets in the comic-book store, while the gang celebrates Halloween by playing pranks on Sheldon. Comedy, starring Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons. (R) 9:30 The Big Bang Theory Leonard faces a choice between his relationship with Priya and his friendship with Penny, while Howard irritates Sheldon with a magic trick. Starring Johnny Galecki. (R) 10:00 FILM: Shooter (15) (2007) Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg. 12:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:25 My Name Is Earl (R) 1:50 The Cleveland Show (R) 2:15 The Cleveland Show (R) 2:40 Rules of Engagement 3:05 Rules of Engagement 3:25 Hollyoaks (R)
6:00 Inside the Actors Studio 10:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 3:00 ER 8:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party Psychological game show. 9:00 Boardwalk Empire Nucky undercuts Jimmy’s business. 10:20 In Treatment 11:25 Enlightened Comedy drama, starring Laura Dern. 12:00 Hung Ray and Tanya decide to open a women’s wellness centre. 12:35 Bored to Death 1:10 Game of Thrones 2:25 Boardwalk Empire 3:40 The Devil’s Dinner Party 4:40 The Life and Times of Tim 5:10 Inside the Actors Studio
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Home and Away Omnibus. April receives an award at school but becomes paranoid after learning Sid has reported the theft of the prescription pad. 3:15 Film: Monster House (PG) (2006) Three friends discover a creepy house in their neighbourhood has a life of its own – and eats children. Animated comedy horror, with the voices of Mitchel Musso and Sam Lerner. 5:00 Police Interceptors 8:00 Emergency Bikers 11:00 Sex: How to Do Everything 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 Film: The Duel at Silver Creek (PG) (1952) 1:45 Film: The Shootist (PG) (1976) 3:45 Inside Hollywood 3:50 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5:40 Film: Zulu Dawn (PG) (1979) 8:00 Human Target Guerrero is framed for a friend’s murder. 8:55 Inside Hollywood 9:00 Film: The Art of War (18) (2000) Thriller, starring Wesley Snipes. 11:20 Steven Seagal: Lawman 11:55 CSI: NY 12:55 Inside Hollywood 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close
6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:00 Premier League Preview 7:30 Fight Night Countdown A preview of Amir Khan v Lamont Peterson. 8:00 Live European Tour Golf The Dubai World Championship. 1:00 Live European Cup Rugby Union Castres v Northampton Saints (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3:30 Live European Cup Rugby Union Scarlets v Munster (Kick-off 3.40pm). 5:45 Live European Cup Rugby Union Saracens v Ospreys (Kick-off 6.00pm). 8:00 Champions League Weekly A review of the matchday six fixtures. 8:30 Fight Night – Live Ashley Theophane v Nigel Wright and Amir Khan v Lamont Peterson. 5:30 Champions League Weekly
6:00 Aerobics 6:30 Trans World Sport 7:30 Football League Weekend 8:30 Champions League Weekly 9:00 Premier League Preview 9:30 Take It Like a Fan 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 Take It Like a Fan 12:30 Live Football League 3:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 3:30 Fight Night Countdown 4:00 NFL: Total Access 5:00 Live Saturday Night Football 7:30 You’re on Sky Sports! 8:25 Football First 4:15 Spanish Football 5:45 Sky Sports Classics
This Is Justin Bieber 7.00pm on itv 1 The teenage pop star takes to the stage to perform his bestknown songs, including Baby, One Less Lonely Girl and Never Say Never, as well as Christmas release Mistletoe and festive favourites Santa Claus Is Coming to Town and The Little Drummer Boy.
Merlin 8.15pm on BBC One Morgana finds an ally in powerful warlord Helios and they plot to take over Camelot. However, Arthur and his people are so preoccupied with a visit from the beautiful Princess Mithian, it is left to the returning Gwen to raise the alarm – and her appearance soon reopens old wounds. Starring Colin Morgan.
6:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 6:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:00 Tight Lines 8:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 8:30 Fight Night Countdown 9:00 Live IRB Rugby Sevens The South Africa Sevens. 6:00 Fight Night Countdown 6:30 Test Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan. 7:30 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. Action from the second day of the Second Test between the Antipodean rivals, held at the Bellerive Oval in Hobart. 8:30 Live Spanish Football Real Madrid v Barcelona (Kick-off 9.00pm). 11:25 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.
Tony Robinson’s Gods and Monsters 8.00pm on Channel 4 The presenter learns how people in the past believed demons, sprites and God were to blame for disease, and sought cures in prayer.
7:00 Top Gear 9:00 Film: Canyon Passage (PG) (1946) 11:00 Trawlermen 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Film: Canyon Passage (PG) (1946) 3:50 Seaside Rescue 4:30 The Gadget Show 5:00 Top Gear 6:00 Tribe 7:00 Trawlermen 8:00 QI XL With guests Sean Lock, David Mitchell and Danny Baker. 9:00 Film: The Parole Officer (12) (2001) Crime comedy, starring Steve Coogan. 10:50 QI XL 11:50 I’m Alan Partridge 12:30 Film: The Parole Officer (12) (2001) 2:20 I’m Alan Partridge 3:00 Close
11:00 Green for Danger (PG) (1946) 1:00 Jingle All the Way (PG) (1996) 2:40 Shane (PG) (1953) Western, starring Alan Ladd. 4:55 Singin’ in the Rain (U) (1952) Musical comedy, starring Gene Kelly. 6:55 Ponyo (U) (2008) Premiere. Animated fantasy, with the voice of Noah Lindsey Cyrus. 9:00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (12) (2009) Superhero adventure prequel, starring Hugh Jackman. 11:05 White Noise (15) (2004) 12:55 Black Book (15) (2006) 3:55 Close
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Sunday, 11th December
Sunday 11th
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TV GUIDE
6:00 Breakfast 7:30 Match of the Day (R) 9:00 The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 Fern Britton Meets Russell Watson 11:00 Country Tracks Weather for the Week Ahead 12:00 The Politics Show 1:00 EastEnders 2:55 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson (R) 3:25 A Question of Sport (R) 3:55 Frozen Planet (R) 4:55 Songs of Praise 5:30 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 5:55 Countryfile 6:55 Strictly Come Dancing The Results 7:30 Antiques Roadshow More items from Layer Marney Tower, near Colchester in Essex, including the first-aid box used on Ernest Shackleton’s 1914 Antarctic expedition. Presented by Fiona Bruce. 8:30 Inspector George Gently Bacchus and Gently investigate the murder of a woman linked to a consignment of stolen passports, taking them into the underground world of gang wars within the Arab community. (R) 10:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 10:30 Match of the Day 2 Colin Murray reviews the day’s Premier League action, featuring Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur at the Britannia Stadium and Sunderland v Blackburn Rovers at the Stadium of Light. 11:30 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Extended edition, with guest host Miranda Hart; (R) Weatherview 12:15 Sign Zone: Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman Reviews of Another Earth and New Year’s Eve. (R) 12:55 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) 1:55 Sign Zone: Bible’s Buried Secrets (R) 2:55 Sign Zone: You’ve Been Scammed (R) 3:40 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 10:00 Something for the Weekend 11:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 12:15 Coast Alice Roberts learns how to make glass in Waterford. (R) 12:30 Live Athletics The European Cross Country Championships. 2:15 Live Snooker: UK Championship The opening session of the final at the Barbican Centre in York. 6:00 Flog It! Paul Martin visits Sheffield to meet people eager to make a profit selling their valuables, and looks around Cutlers Hall to learn more about knife-makers’ marks. (R) 7:00 The Party’s Over: How the West Went Bust Conclusion. Britain’s future in the global economy. 8:00 Live Snooker: UK Championship Hazel Irvine presents coverage of the concluding session of the final at the Barbican Centre in York, where the players need to reach 10 frames to be crowned champion of the prestigious ranking event. Mark Williams looked to have the tournament clinched last year when he moved 9-5 ahead of John Higgins and within one frame of victory. However, the Wizard of Wishaw produced a stunning comeback to win five frames in a row, and take home the title for the fourth time in his career. With commentary and analysis by Steve Davis, John Parrott, Dennis Taylor, Willie Thorne, Stephen Hendry, Ken Doherty and John Virgo. 11:00 Rev There is a hole in the church accounts, so when a wealthy City banker (Richard E Grant) joins the Alcoholics Anonymous group, it seems financial salvation has arrived. (R) 11:30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Cilla Black is this week’s guest host, while team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Holly Willoughby, Tiffany Stevenson, Angelos Epithemiou and Rizzle Kicks. (R) 12:00 FILM: Full Frontal (18) (2002) Comedy drama, starring David Duchovny. 1:40 BBC News 3:35 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Monk (R) 9:30 Horrid Henry (R) 9:40 FILM: Clifford’s Really Big Movie (U) (2005) Animated adventure, with the voice of John Ritter. 11:00 FILM: Black Beauty (U) (1994) Family drama, starring Sean Bean. 12:35 ITV News; Weather 12:40 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 1:10 You’ve Been Framed! Motoring mishaps and naughty animals. (R) 1:40 The X Factor Final Amelia Lily, Little Mix and Marcus compete in part one, from Wembley Arena. (R) 3:40 Midsomer Murders Barnaby encounters a long-standing adversary. With Larry Lamb. (R) 5:40 The Unforgettable Larry Grayson Tribute to the comedian. (R) 6:05 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce Birthday greetings. 6:10 Channel News; Weather 6:15 ITV News 6:30 The Cube A martial arts expert and a forklift truck driver take part. 7:30 The X Factor Final Results The two remaining acts compete for the X Factor crown live, before Dermot O’Leary reveals this year’s champion. Plus, a performance by Coldplay. Last in the series. 9:30 Text Santa: The Launch Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley host the first of a two-part charity initiative to raise money for those most vulnerable during the festive period. Concludes on Christmas Eve. 10:30 ITV News 10:44 Channel Islands Weather Summary 10:45 FILM: GoldenEye (12) (1995) James Bond goes in pursuit of a satellite weapon that has fallen into the hands of a mysterious criminal mastermind. Spy adventure, with Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean and Famke Janssen. 1:10 The Zone; ITV News Headlines 2:00 Motorsport UK 2:50 Kojak (R) 3:45 ITV Nightscreen
6:10 Sali Mali (R) 6:15 The Hoobs (R) 6:40 Triathlon (R) 7:30 Adidas Terrex Coast to Coast (R) 8:00 T4: One Tree Hill (R) 8:55 T4: Hollyoaks 11:25 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 11:55 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:30 T4: Shipwrecked: The Island Kate assumes the role of leader and plans a birthday party for Anna. 1:30 T4: The Simpsons (R) 2:00 T4: T4 Stars of 2011 With performances by Ed Sheeran, Jessie J, Dappy and Pixie Lott. 4:20 T4: The Simpsons (R) 4:50 Deal or No Deal 5:45 FILM: Elf (PG) (2003) A man raised as an elf in Santa’s workshop retraces his human roots in New York, but is unprepared for life in the Big Apple. Fantasy comedy, starring Will Ferrell and James Caan. 7:35 Channel 4 News 8:05 The Political Slot 8:10 4thought.tv Former newsreader Ed Mitchell discusses how alcoholism and severe debts led to him sleeping rough on the Brighton seafront, and warns homelessness can strike anyone. 8:15 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught on Camera Amateur footage and eyewitness accounts tell the story of the earthquake and subsequent tsunami that caused devastation in Japan in March. 9:30 Black Mirror: 15 Million Merits Dark satire, starring Daniel Kaluuya. 10:50 British Comedy Awards: The Nominations Show Revealing the performers and shows that have made it onto the shortlists for this year’s ceremony, including the King or Queen of Comedy Award, which is voted for by the public. 12:00 Rhod Gilbert & the Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst (R) 1:00 American Football Live Dallas Cowboys v New York Giants (Kick-off 1.20am). 4:45 Freesports on 4 (R) 5:15 Post Modern Pastimes (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 10:00 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 10:15 Andre Rieu Live in Dublin The violinist in concert. (R) 11:15 Ultimate Emergency Bikers Documentary following paramedic and police motorcyclists. Last in the series. (R) 12:15 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads Lisa Kelly considers sacking her driving mate. (R) 1:15 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers The adventurer visits Ontario and Winnipeg. (R) 2:15 FILM: A Christmas Visitor (PG) (2002) Drama, starring Reagan Pasternak. 4:00 FILM: Christmas with the Kranks (PG) (2004) Festive comedy, starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Tim Allen. 5:50 5 News Weekend 5:55 FILM: Wyatt Earp (12) (1994) Western, starring Kevin Costner. 9:30 FILM: Superbad (15) (2007) Two teenage friends are on the brink of going to different colleges, so decide to mark the event by going to a party where they hope to lose their virginity. However, they have promised to supply the alcohol for the event, a task that proves much harder than expected because they are under age. Unfortunately, when a friend steps in to help, the situation gets even worse. Comedy, starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. 11:50 FILM: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (15) (1999) The foul-mouthed youngsters of the Colorado town try to prevent their parents waging war on Canada. Animated musical comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. 1:25 SuperCasino 4:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:15 Nick’s Quest (R) 4:40 Divine Designs (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) 5:35 Thomas & Friends (R) 5:45 Roary the Racing Car (R)
7:00 The Nearlyweds Two engaged couples assess each other’s relationships. 8:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to rural south-east Turkey. 9:00 Gavin & Stacey 10:00 American Dad! 10:45 Family Guy 11:30 Him & Her Becky and Steve are late for the cinema. 12:00 Mongrels 12:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00 Gavin & Stacey 2:00 The World’s Strictest Parents 3:00 The Nearlyweds 4:00 Russell Howard’s Good News 4:30 Him & Her 5:00 Mongrels 5:30 Close
7:00 Churches: How to Read Them Examining the medieval devotion to the Virgin Mary. 7:30 Rosslyn Chapel: A Treasure in Stone The art and architecture of the building. 8:30 African Railway Sean Langan rides along the Tazara railroad in East Africa. 9:30 Scrapheap Orchestra 11:00 Treasures of Chinese Porcelain 12:00 Churches: How to Read Them 12:30 Scrapheap Orchestra 2:00 Public Enemy: Prophets of Rage 3:00 Hip Hop at the BBC 4:00 Close
6:00 Film File 6:10 On the Buses 6:40 Film: Agatha Christie’s Murder with Mirrors (PG) (1985) 8:30 Heartbeat 10:30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12:30 Foyle’s War 2:35 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign of Four 4:45 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes 5:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Lewis The detective suspects rock band veterans are mixed up in murder. Last in the series. 11:05 Hornblower 1:10 Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles 3:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:35 Emmerdale
6:00 The Force 6:15 Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 7:00 Police Stop! 8:00 The Saint 9:00 The Professionals 10:00 Police Stop! 10:55 1000 Bikes Festival 11:55 Goodwood Revival 2011 1:00 Live Darts 5:00 20 Football Games That Shook the World 6:00 20 Football Transfers That Shocked the World 7:00 Live Darts 11:00 Film: The Long Kiss Goodnight (18) (1996) 1:25 Mark Watson Kicks Off 2:10 Sports Mash: Taking the Mic 2:35 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Airline 8:00 Brainiac 9:00 Bondi Vet 11:00 Customs 12:00 Medical Emergency 12:30 Nothing to Declare 3:00 Lie to Me 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Four Weddings 7:00 The Boy Who Was Tied Up for Life 8:00 Customs UK 9:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11:00 Women Addicted to Sex 12:00 Sin Cities 1:00 Boozed Up Brits Abroad 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe? 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:05 Guilty! 3:55 New Parent Nightmares 4:20 Body Language Secrets 5:10 Crash Test Dummies
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Sunday, 11th December
2011
Sunday 11th
TV GUIDE
Pick of the Day 6:00 Hour of Power 7:00 Rooftop Rainforest (R) 8:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 8:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 9:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 9:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 10:00 WWE Superstars (R) 11:00 WWE: Experience (R) 12:00 UK Border Force (R) 1:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 2:00 Futurama (R) 2:30 Futurama (R) 3:00 Futurama (R) 3:30 Futurama (R) 4:00 Glee (R) 5:00 The Simpsons (R) 5:30 The Simpsons (R) 6:00 Noel’s Christmas Presents Re-Opened 7:00 Terra Nova Taylor confronts Mira and learns more about her plans and his son, before a prehistoric predator makes its presence felt in the jungle. (R) 8:00 The Simpsons Homer comes up with the bright idea of making money by selling used grease, while Lisa tries to join a popular new classmate’s social clique. With the guest voice of Lisa Kudrow. (R) 8:30 The Simpsons Homer befriends a group of holidaying celebrities. (R) 9:00 A League of Their Own Comedian Jack Whitehall and golfer Rory McIlroy join Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff, John Bishop and Georgie Thompson on the sports-based comedy quiz, hosted by James Corden. (R) 10:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor joins troops for the first operation planned by the Afghan army. (R) 11:00 UK Border Force (R) 12:00 Road Wars (R) 1:00 So You Think You’re Safe at Christmas? (R) 1:50 Caprica (R) 2:40 Polygamous Wives (R) 3:30 Oops TV (R) 4:20 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 4:45 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)
6:00 Coronation Street (R) 8:05 Emmerdale (R) 11:00 Coronation Street (R) 1:35 FILM: Wild Wild West (12) (1999) Sci-fi Western comedy, starring Will Smith. 3:40 The Xtra Factor Including an interview with the eliminated act. (R) 5:00 Peter Andre: My Life The singer takes his children on holiday to Spain. (R) 6:00 Holiday Showdown The energetic Poultons go on a surfing holiday in Brittany with the more sedate Jones family. (R) 7:00 Four of a Kind The story of Jose and Julie Carles from Bedfordshire, who are the parents of the UK’s only identical quadruplets, following the family in the run-up to the girls’ fifth birthday. (R) 8:00 The World’s Best Diet In the final part of the programme, actress Linda Robson and columnist Carole Malone adopt the diets of other cultures as they visit Japan and Los Angeles respectively. (R) 9:00 Grimefighters Squatters are found in an abandoned Grimsby school, two intrepid street wardens catch a fly-tipper in Dagenham, and grimefighter trainees learn how to deal with needles and blood. (R) 9:30 The Xtra Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs talk to the winning act, as well as the runner-up and the judges as The X Factor 2011 concludes. Last in the series. 10:45 Amy Winehouse: Her Life and Legacy A tribute to singer Amy Winehouse and her music, celebrating her legacy and exploring the influence that her turbulent life had on her songwriting. 11:45 Perez Hilton Superfan: Lady Gaga Gossip blogger Perez Hilton catches up with four of his celebrity friends, beginning by spending time with Lady Gaga in Hollywood and Sydney. (R) 12:45 FILM: The Jacket (15) (2005) Thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 2:35 The X Factor Final Results (R) 4:25 The Xtra Factor (R) 5:30 Teleshopping
6:00 Switched (R) 6:25 Supernanny USA (R) 7:10 Supernanny USA (R) 8:00 How to Look Good Naked (R) 9:00 How to Look Good Naked (R) 10:00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow (R) 11:05 How to Look Good Naked (R) 12:10 How to Look Good Naked Gok Wan helps a 28-year-old mother. (R) 1:10 Supernanny USA Jo Frost helps Nicole and Nate Beck to control their three unruly sons. (R) 2:05 Supernanny USA Full-time workers who are struggling with their four children. (R) 3:00 Make It or Break It Kaylie discovers she will not be going to the World Championships. (R) 4:00 Make It or Break It Max and Payson find a puppy. 4:55 Sorority Girls The pledges are challenged to complete good deeds in Scarborough. (R) 6:00 Scrubs Part two of two. The couples question their relationships. (R) 6:30 Scrubs (R) 7:00 FILM: Scrooged (PG) (1988) A heartless TV executive who sees Christmas as a chance to make lots of money is persuaded to mend his ways by three spirits. Christmas comedy, starring Bill Murray and Karen Allen. 9:00 Rude Tube: Mashed “n’ Mixed Alex Zane counts down 50 internet video mash-ups, in which original footage is given an amusing twist. Examples include Darth Vader playing the blues. (R) 10:00 Misfits Seth finds a resurrection super-power and uses it to bring his ex-girlfriend Shannon back to life. However, the action comes at a price as she develops a thirst for blood. 11:05 Tool Academy Rick Edwards’ sidekick Mini Guru takes the Tools on a spiritual journey, and a heart-wrenching classroom challenge forces them to face life without their other halves. (R) 12:10 FILM: Shooter (15) (2007) Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg. 2:30 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night 3:10 Switched (R) 3:30 Hollyoaks (R)
6:00 Football’s Greatest 6:30 Football First 8:00 Football First 9:30 The Sunday Supplement 11:00 Goals on Sunday 1:00 Live Super Sunday Sunderland v Blackburn Rovers (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3:30 Live Super Sunday Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6:30 Live Spanish Football Athletic Bilbao v Racing Santander (Kick-off 6.45pm). 8:30 Live Spanish Football Espanyol v Atletico Madrid (Kickoff 8.30pm). 10:30 Football Special Sunderland v Blackburn Rovers and Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur. 12:00 Champions League Weekly 12:30 Spanish Football 2:00 Champions League Weekly 2:30 Football Special 4:00 Champions League Weekly 4:30 Spanish Football
6:00 The X Files 8:00 ER 1:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 2:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party Psychological game show. 3:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio Danny DeVito discusses his life and career. 9:00 Game of Thrones Robb’s bannermen make a momentous declaration. 10:15 In Treatment 11:20 Boardwalk Empire 12:40 Film: Braveheart (15) (1995) Oscar-winning historical epic, directed by and starring Mel Gibson. 4:00 Game of Thrones 5:05 The X Files
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Film: Monster House (PG) (2006) Animated comedy horror, with the voice of Mitchel Musso. 2:45 Neighbours 5:00 Malcolm in the Middle 7:00 The Mentalist A wealthy businessman is found dead at a marina, and Patrick and the team identify their first suspect when they discover the man’s girlfriend is a con artist. 8:00 Police Interceptors 9:30 Film: Murder by Numbers (15) (2002) Crime thriller, starring Sandra Bullock. 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:25 Film: Cave of Outlaws (U) (1951) 2:00 Film: Murder by Death (PG) (1976) 4:00 Inside Hollywood 4:10 NCIS 6:00 CSI: NY 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: NY The team fears a serial killer is on the loose. 8:00 CSI: Miami A shark is found to contain a human torso bearing a bullet wound. 8:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 9:00 CSI: NY Mac tries to link three separate murders. 10:00 CSI: Miami 11:00 CSI: NY 1:00 Close
7:10 TOTP2 7:35 The Gadget Show 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Dragons’ Den 10:00 Man v Food 11:00 The Gadget Show 12:00 Top Gear 1:00 Man v Food 2:00 Film: One Good Turn (U) (1954) 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 QI XL 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Driving Wars 9:00 Argumental 9:40 Dave’s One Night Stand 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 12:00 That Mitchell and Webb Look 12:40 Mock the Week 1:20 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 2:00 Dragons’ Den 3:00 Close
6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Spirit of Yachting 7:00 Football’s Greatest 7:30 Champions League Weekly 8:00 Spanish Football 9:30 Spirit of Yachting 10:00 Fight Night 12:30 Live European Cup Rugby Union 2:45 Live European Cup Rugby Union 5:30 Live European Challenge Cup Rugby Union Exeter Chiefs v Newport-Gwent Dragons (Kick-off 5.45pm). 8:00 Fight Night 10:30 European Rugby Special 11:25 Live Test Cricket
6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:30 This Week In WWE 8:00 Live European Tour Golf The Dubai World Championship. 1:00 WWE: Experience 2:00 Fight Night 4:30 Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 5:30 Test Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan. 6:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:00 Live Mosconi Cup Pool Coverage of the final day of nine-ball pool’s version of the Ryder Cup. 12:00 WWE: Late Night – Afterburn 1:00 WWE Vintage Collection 2:00 This Week In WWE 2:30 European Rugby Special 3:30 Close
The Party’s Over: How the West Went Bust 7.00pm on BBC Two Robert Peston concludes his analysis of the Western financial crisis by examining Britain’s future role in the global economy. He assesses about the changes that need to be made in order for Britain to remain competitive.
The Cube 6.30pm on itv 1 A martial arts expert and a forklift truck driver take part in the game show, aiming to complete tasks within the confines of the cube to win a jackpot of £250,000. Each player has nine lives and must complete up to seven challenges, ranging from agility tests to skill trials. Hosted by Phillip Schofield.
Black Mirror: 15 Million Merits 9.30pm on Channel 4 Dark satire set in a future reality where the only escape from a lifetime of physical drudgery is through a talent show.
11:00 Malta Story (U) (1953) 1:00 Eragon (PG) (2006) 3:00 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) Romantic drama, with Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard. 4:40 Princess Mononoke (PG) (1997) Animated fantasy adventure, with the voice of Yoji Matsuda. 7:20 Bride Wars (12) (2008) Comedy, starring Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. 9:00 Knowing (15) (2009) Mystery thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. 11:20 White Noise: The Light (15) (2006) 1:10 Alexandra (PG) (2007) 3:20 Close
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Monday 12th
2011
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6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories, hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7:30 Inside Out The impact of a new supermarket on a Devon market town. Last in the series; BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Shirley’s search for Phil’s tormentor leads her to an unlikely suspect. 8:30 How to Survive the Meltdown – Panorama Adam Shaw reports on problems facing the economy. 9:00 Young Apprentice The two finalists create a downloadable online computer game, along with an advert for the product, before Alan Sugar reveals who he has chosen as the winner. Last in the series. 10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 A Question of Sport With Joe Calzaghe, Michael Vaughan, Adrian Lewis and Brad Friedel. 11:05 Outnumbered – The Christmas Special The family’s Christmas is marred by burglars – and a missing hamster. (R) 11:45 The Graham Norton Show With Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Jimmy Carr and Coldplay. (R) 12:35 Weatherview 12:40 Sign Zone: Who Do You Think You Are? (R) 1:40 Sign Zone: World’s Most Dangerous Roads (R) 2:40 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R) 3:10 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash 2:15 Weakest Link 3:00 Escape to the Country (R) 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Coast (R) 6:00 Celebrity Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Featuring an interview with the dancers voted off in the semi-final. 7:00 This World: Return of the Lost Boys of Sudan Documentary reporting on the return of thousands of child refugees to South Sudan, as they try to trace lost relatives and come to terms with trauma. 8:00 University Challenge Students from Pembroke College, Cambridge, and Nottingham compete for a place in the quarter-finals. Presented by Jeremy Paxman. 8:30 MasterChef: The Professionals The three remaining chefs are asked to prove their creativity, as judges Gregg Wallace and Michel Roux Jr push them to the limits of their ability. 9:00 I Had the X Factor..25 Years Ago: A Wonderland Special Catching up with the finalists from the 1986 series of New Faces. 10:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks With Rhod Gilbert, Jimmy Osmond, Tom Parker, Caroline Flack and Charlie Baker. 10:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Jeremy Paxman; Weather 11:20 Mark Zuckerberg: Inside Facebook Emily Maitlis explores the success of Facebook, interviewing co-creator Mark Zuckerberg about the social network’s business strategy and its use of people’s personal information. (R) 12:20 BBC News 3:10 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:15 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Charity arrives at the hospital but Debbie asks her to leave, believing she is responsible for the attack on Cain. 7:30 Coronation Street Leanne contacts the police in a bid to find Peter, who wakes up at Carla’s and makes a life-changing decision. A misunderstanding leads Karl to suspect Stella is seeing Lloyd. 8:00 Countrywise Kitchen: Stocking the Winter Larder New series. Paul Heiney and Mike Robinson celebrate winter in the kitchen. 8:30 Coronation Street Peter tries to shock Leanne into ending their marriage. 9:00 The Real Thumbelina The lives of people with Russell-Silver syndrome, a form of dwarfism. The programme follows two families whose children have the condition, which can be helped with hormone therapy. 10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 FILM: We Own the Night (15) (2007) Premiere. Crime drama, starring Joaquin Phoenix. 12:40 Countrywise (R) 1:05 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:40 Champions League Weekly 3:10 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)
6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Undercover Boss Australia 9:55 Beeny’s Restoration Nightmare (R) 10:55 Heston’s Christmas Feast (R) 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:00 FILM: Cocoon: The Return (PG) (1988) Sci-fi sequel, starring Wilford Brimley. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Christmas Coach Trip 5:30 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv 8:00 River Cottage Christmas Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall serves a festive menu, with the River Cottage team helping him prepare wild boar, muntjack deer and greylag geese. 9:00 Jimmy’s Grow Your Own Christmas Dinner Jimmy Doherty goes behind the large operation to put Christmas dinner on every family table, comparing mass production for supermarkets with the old days of home-grown produce. 10:00 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night With Frank Skinner, Alesha Dixon and Jeff Stelling. 10:50 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best Bits Extended highlights of the comedy panel show. Last in the series. 11:40 Random Acts A short animation by Frank Eddie. 11:45 My Transsexual Summer Family and friends join the participants on the final day of the retreat. Last in the series. (R) 12:45 Little Noise Sessions 1:15 FILM: Room and a Half (12) (2009) 3:30 We Need to Talk About Dad (R) 4:25 St Elsewhere (R) 5:15 Stephen Hawking’s Universe (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: NY (R) 3:10 FILM: Snowman’s Pass (PG) (2004) Action adventure, starring Nicole Eggert. 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 How Do They Do It? Robert Llewellyn reveals how Las Vegas is supplied with clean water, and learns about the design and construction of Ferrari’s four-seat supercar, the 612 Scaglietti; (R) 5 News Update 8:00 The Gadget Show The team reviews Apple’s latest version of its smartphone, the iPhone 4S, putting it through its paces in a series of tests. Plus, portable TV devices and web-enabled radios; 5 News at 9 9:00 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers Charley visits a ranch in Alberta and tries his hand at being a cowboy. He then sets out to scale a 2,700m mountain and heads to the Arctic to spend time with an Inuit community. 10:00 FILM: Hard Luck (18) (2006) A reformed drug dealer is hounded by the police, the Mafia and two serial killers, but ends up becoming an unlikely hero. Crime thriller, starring Wesley Snipes and Cybill Shepherd. 11:55 The World of Stupid Criminals Comedy writer Chris Rowe scours the global archives to reveal footage of inept criminals caught in the act. 12:25 Impossible? 1:20 SuperCasino 3:55 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Grey’s Anatomy 4:55 Rough Guide to Bang for Your Buck (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 HouseBusters (R)
7:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 8:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty A woman who was injured while having acrylic nails applied. Last in the series. 9:00 Tourettes: I Swear I Can Sing 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Mongrels 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 Tourettes: I Swear I Can Sing 1:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 2:00 Mongrels 2:30 Don’t Tell the Bride 3:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 4:00 The Real Hustle: New Recruits 4:30 Hot Like Us 5:30 Close
7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 The Games That Time Forgot 8:30 Only Connect Wall Night Part one of two. A tournament based on the show’s Connecting Wall round. 9:00 Julia Bradbury’s Iceland Walk 10:00 Only Connect Wall Night 10:30 Arena: Ken Dodd – Happiness 11:30 Games Britannia 12:30 Only Connect Wall Night 1:30 Julia Bradbury’s Iceland Walk 2:30 Timeshift: How to Solve a Cryptic Crossword 3:30 Games Britannia 4:30 Close
6:00 Drama Trails 6:10 Duty Free 6:35 Heartbeat 7:35 Dickinson’s Real Deal 8:35 Father Dowling Mysteries 9:40 Ironside 10:40 Sherlock Holmes: The Sign of Four 1:00 Heartbeat 2:00 Pie in the Sky 3:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Lakes 4:40 On the Buses 5:45 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 7:55 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes 9:00 The Best of the Royal Variety 10:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:05 Numb3rs 12:55 Cracker 1:50 On the Buses 2:15 Duty Free 2:40 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 The Professionals 6:50 The Saint 7:40 Minder 8:40 The Fall Guy 9:40 Batman 10:40 The Saint 11:40 The Professionals 12:40 Police Stop! 1:40 Minder 2:50 The Fall Guy 3:50 Batman 4:55 The Professionals 6:00 European Cup Rugby Union 7:00 The Sweeney 8:00 Minder Arthur becomes involved with a gambler. 9:00 Film: Lethal Weapon 3 (15) (1992) 11:25 Film: Ulzana’s Raid (15) (1972) 1:35 European Cup Rugby Union 2:35 Film File 2:40 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 Customs UK 1:00 Four Weddings Revisited 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 The Real A&E 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 12:00 Airline 1:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 1:50 Real Filth Fighters 2:40 Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:30 Murder or Mutiny? 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Monday, 12th December
2011
Monday 12th
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Pick of the Day 6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 A League of Their Own (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Homer organises a trip to the Super Bowl – but unfortunately for all concerned, his tickets turn out to be forgeries. With the voices of Rupert Murdoch and Dolly Parton. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Another trio of spirited Halloween tales. A mysterious fanged student woos Lisa. Guest starring Daniel Radcliffe and Hugh Laurie. (R) 8:00 The Great Treehouse Challenge New series. Charlie Luxton heads to a town that needs a new community facility and helps build an environmentally friendly space to fit the bill. 9:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor comes face to face with the Taliban. Last in the series. 10:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington travels to Mexico and immerses himself in the country’s culture, before heading for Chichen Itza, a Mayan temple built between the ninth and 12th centuries. (R) 11:00 Road Wars Officers pursue two shoplifters through Slough. 12:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime Following police officers in Lincolnshire. (R) 1:00 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:50 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 2:40 Mental (R) 3:30 Mental (R) 4:20 Stoned in Suburbia (R) 5:10 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza (R)
6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Coronation Street (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Coronation Street Peter draws strength from Carla after she takes him home. (R) 1:00 Emmerdale Jai and Charity are arrested for Cain’s attempted murder. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek The men sketch a naked woman. (R) 4:35 Loose Women Topical debate. (R) 5:35 Judge Judy Real-life small-claims cases. (R) 6:00 The X Factor Final The three remaining acts get ready for their most important performances yet as they arrive at Wembley Arena for the first part of the final. Dermot O’Leary presents. (R) 8:00 The Xtra Factor: Gary’s Best and Worst New series. In the first of five episodes featuring the high and low points of the eighth series of The X Factor, judge Gary Barlow picks his most memorable moments. 9:00 FILM: Hot Fuzz (15) (2007) A zealous policeman is relocated to a sleepy country village, where a series of grisly so-called accidents arouses his suspicions. Action comedy, starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Including FYI Daily. 11:25 FILM: Disclosure (18) (1994) An executive uncovers a scandal in his company while fighting his boss’s claims of sexual harassment. Thriller, with Michael Douglas and Demi Moore. Including FYI Daily. 2:00 Coronation Street (R) 2:25 Coronation Street (R) 2:50 Emmerdale (R) 3:15 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:00 Gossip Girl (R) 4:45 Gossip Girl (R) 5:30 Teleshopping
6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Maddie’s anger threatens to push Callum back into the arms of Tara. 7:35 How I Met Your Mother Robin gets revenge on Barney for his behaviour during their break-up. (R) 8:00 My Name Is Earl Part one of two. Joy fights with Darnell about her birthday. (R) 8:30 My Name Is Earl (R) 9:00 Rude Tube Alex Zane counts down 50 internet video hits in which the subjects’ attempts to perform stunts or demonstrate skills end in disaster, including an aspiring rapper who passes out. (R) 10:00 Desperate Scousewives Gill plans to celebrate her 30th birthday with a party. 11:05 Sorority Girls The American sisters take the women on dates to get to know them better. 12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:35 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:00 Scrubs (R) 1:25 Scrubs (R) 1:50 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:15 My Name Is Earl (R) 2:35 My Name Is Earl (R) 2:55 Make It or Break It (R) 3:40 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:00 Greek (R) 4:45 Switched (R) 5:05 Switched (R)
6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Football Special 10:30 Champions League Weekly 11:00 Spanish Football 12:30 Champions League Weekly 1:00 Football Special 2:30 Champions League Weekly 3:00 Spanish Football 4:30 Football’s Greatest 5:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6:00 Super Six Final Countdown 6:30 Netbusters 7:00 Live Monday Night Football Chelsea v Manchester City (Kick-off 8.00pm). 10:30 Super Six Final Countdown 11:00 Netbusters Action from the Football League. 11:30 SPL Round-Up 12:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1:00 Monday Night Football 3:00 Sports Unlimited 4:00 Watersports World 5:00 Max Power
6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9:00 Angels in America 10:25 Bored to Death 11:00 Enlightened 11:35 Hung 12:10 Six Feet Under 1:20 Angels in America 2:40 Bored to Death 3:15 Boardwalk Empire: Meet the Characters 3:30 Six Feet Under 4:40 The Life and Times of Tim 5:10 The X Files
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 Build a New Life in the Country 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You Mia organises dance classes for herself and Casey. 8:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 9:00 Film: Mrs Doubtfire (PG) (1993) 11:25 Comedy Kings: Best of Just for Laughs 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 1:10 Film: Flood: A River’s Rampage (PG) (1997) 3:10 Law & Order 4:10 Film: A Stranger to Love (PG) (1996) 6:00 Law & Order Briscoe and Green grow frustrated with a murder case. 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: Miami An exotic dancer is murdered. 8:00 CSI: NY A vengeful killer wages a cyber war on healthcare workers. 9:00 NCIS 11:00 CSI: NY 12:50 Inside Hollywood 1:00 Close
7:10 Top Gear 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 10:00 Film: One Good Turn (U) (1954) 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Dragons’ Den 3:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Dragons’ Den Business ideas include a fleet of hot and cold food vans. 7:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry The former Royal Marine undergoes a shamanic ritual. 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Not Going Out 10:20 Gavin & Stacey 11:40 Not Going Out 1:00 Gavin & Stacey 2:15 Psychoville 3:00 Close
6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:00 European Rugby Special 8:00 Fight Night 10:30 Elite League Ice Hockey 1:30 European Rugby Special 2:30 IRB Rugby Sevens 4:30 Spirit of Yachting 5:00 IRB Rugby Sevens 7:00 Wild Spirits Fast and furious extreme sports action. 7:30 Fishing Gurus Dean Macey presents from the River Wye. 8:00 Fight Night 10:30 Test Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan. 11:25 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.
6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE: Bottom Line 8:00 Mosconi Cup Pool 11:00 Racing News 11:30 NFL 1:30 Fight Night 4:00 WWE: Raw 6:00 Test Cricket 7:00 Test Cricket 8:00 NFL Tennessee Titans v New Orleans Saints and Green Bay Packers v Oakland Raiders. 10:00 Great Run Series 11:00 WWE: Late Night – Bottom Line 12:00 WWE: Late Night – Afterburn 1:00 Live WWE: Late Night – Raw Wrestling coverage from the States. 4:00 Fishing Gurus 4:30 Kings of the Snow 5:00 Aerobics Oz Style 5:30 Close
I Had the X Factor...25 Years Ago: A Wonderland Special 9.00pm on BBC Two Catching up with the six finalists from the 1986 series of talent show New Faces – James Stone, Julie A Scott, Wayne Denton, Garry Lovini, Vinny Cadman and Billy Pearce – who were comedians, singers, a violinist and a club crooner.
EastEnders 8.00pm on BBC One Shirley throws a Christmas party, hoping the occasion will reveal Phil’s tormentor. Her plan initially seems set to fail, as Derek, Jack and Ian quickly see through it – but she then discovers an unlikely suspect. Jean believes she has a new admirer, only to receive a shock when he reveals his true identity.
Coronation Street 8.30pm on itv 1 Peter returns home and tries to shock Leanne into ending their marriage, while Carla waits at the factory for him. Becky makes Lloyd an offer after Karl bars him from the pub.
11:00 The Green Berets (12) (1968) 1:40 Objective, Burma! (PG) (1945) Second World War adventure, starring Errol Flynn. 4:25 Tales from Earthsea (PG) (2006) Animated fantasy, with the voice of Junichi Okada. 6:35 Stardust (PG) (2007) Fantasy adventure, starring Charlie Cox and Claire Danes. 9:00 Jumper (12) (2008) Fantasy thriller, starring Hayden Christensen. 10:45 The Death of Mr Lazarescu (15) (2005) 1:45 The Truth About Cats and Dogs (15) (1995) 3:50 Close
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Tuesday, 13th December
Tuesday 13th
2011
TV GUIDE
6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:45 Doctors 2:15 Only Fools and Horses 2:45 Nigel Slater’s Simple Suppers (R) 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show 7:30 EastEnders Ricky returns to Albert Square, and his family hopes he will be able to help Pat with the money he earned in Dubai – but it quickly becomes clear something has gone wrong; BBC News 8:00 Holby City Malick recommends a risky course of treatment when an old flame arrives at the hospital. Chrissie faces more doubts over her relationship with Dan, and Jac tries to keep baby Freya. 9:00 Death in Paradise A murder uncovers a case of money-laundering and secret identity – but it seems Richard will not be around to solve the mystery when he is offered his job back. Last in the series. 10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather; National Lottery Update 10:35 Imagine: Books – The Last Chapter? Alan Yentob asks what the future holds for printed books. 11:40 FILM: Heavenly Creatures (18) (1994) 1:15 Weatherview 1:20 Sign Zone: Frozen Planet (R) 2:20 Sign Zone: The Story of Ireland (R) 3:20 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R) 4:20 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash A single mother-of-three asks for help clearing out her junk-filled house. 2:15 Weakest Link Back-stabbing general knowledge quiz. (R) 3:00 Escape to the Country (R) 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Coast (R) 6:00 Celebrity Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Victorian Farm Christmas Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn return to the Acton Scott estate in Shropshire to celebrate the festive season in traditional Victorian style. (R) 8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals The finalists visit Girona in Catalonia to work at the three Michelin-starred El Celler de Can Roca, where they are asked to reproduce a distinctive six-course tasting menu. 9:00 Money Documentary exploring how a diverse range of couples and families manage to live on £40,000, the average British income for a household with two working adults. Last in the series. 10:00 Life’s Too Short Warwick visits a spiritual counsellor, a Catholic priest and a Scientologist in the hope of enlightenment, and joins a dating agency, only for his ego to get in the way of romance. (R) 10:30 Newsnight Presented by Emily Maitlis; Weather 11:20 Leonardo Alan Yentob presents a biography of Leonardo da Vinci, chronicling the artist’s early years, from his birth in 1452 to his apprenticeship in Florence. (R) 12:20 The Company (R) 1:55 BBC News 4:20 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Debbie notices Cain’s car has gone missing and reluctantly informs the police. 7:30 The Adventurer’s Guide to Britain A visit to the North Pennines sees Charlotte Uhlenbroek investigating the flora around Cauldron Snout waterfall, while Gethin Jones braves a crawl through a 240-year-old lead mine. 8:00 High Stakes Jeremy Kyle hosts the big-money game show in which the players use clues to guide them across a grid containing cash prizes ranging from £1,000 to £500,000. But if they stand on a trap, the whole grid descends and the game is over for them. Last in the series. 9:00 My Child’s Not Perfect Part two of two. A 15-year-old schoolgirl struggles to overcome bulimia. 10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 FILM: Rumor Has It (12) (2005) A woman sets off for San Francisco in search of a man who had affairs with her mother and grandmother. Rob Reiner’s romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and Kevin Costner. 12:20 Countrywise (R) 12:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 1:35 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:55 Kojak (R) 3:50 ITV Nightscreen
6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Undercover Boss Australia 9:55 Kirstie and Phil’s Perfect Christmas (R) 10:55 Christmas at River Cottage (R) 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:00 FILM: Local Hero (PG) (1983) Comedy drama, starring Peter Riegert. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Christmas Coach Trip 5:30 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A woman argues that no-one has the right to tell her how to dress. 8:00 The Food Hospital Shaw Somers tells a 47-year-old man his body is more like that of a 62-year-old, and GP Giovanni Miletto puts together an experimental plan to combat chronic fatigue syndrome. 9:00 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas The yuletide season, traveller-style, featuring a couple of typically extravagant weddings and Christmas Day with Celebrity Big Brother winner Paddy Doherty and his family. 10:00 This Is England ’88 New series. Sequel, starring Vicky McClure and Joe Gilgun. 11:10 Random Acts 11:15 The Joy of Teen Sex The team meets a young man who is afraid to lose his virginity. 12:15 UK & Ireland Poker Tour 1:15 Sailing 1:40 Offshore Academy (R) 2:10 Beach Volleyball 3:00 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3:30 Blenheim Triathlon (R) 3:55 Road to London 2012: That Paralympic Show (R) 4:20 Scrapheap Challenge (R) 5:15 Stephen Hawking’s Universe (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: Miami (R) 3:10 FILM: Noel (PG) (2004) Drama, starring Susan Sarandon. 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 How to Take Stunning Pictures Martin Parr provides a class of amateurs with tips on how to take the best holiday photographs; (R) 5 News Update 8:00 London: The Inside Story Documentary following the work of Westminster Council, from trading standards teams and events organisers to pest control, parking wardens and funeral arrangers. Last in the series; 5 News at 9 9:00 CSI: Miami The team investigates when an unassuming businessman gets caught up in a murderous game, but a micro chip proves to be vital evidence when a body is found in his car. 10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A double fatality in Las Vegas’s Korean district leaves Grissom and Riley urgently searching for a child witness – who may be the killer’s next target. Starring William Petersen. (R) 11:00 CSI: Miami The body of a plastic surgeon is found inside a wood chipper. (R) 11:55 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Nick and Catherine investigate the suspicious death of a health-conscious former rock star and Grissom is perplexed by a volunteer’s disappearance during a magic act. (R) 1:00 SuperCasino 3:50 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:05 The Gadget Show (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 HouseBusters (R) 5:35 HouseBusters (R)
7:00 Total Wipeout: The Final 8:00 Glamour Models, Mum and Me Alicia Douvall’s relationship with her teenage daughter. 9:00 Don’t Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Him & Her 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 Don’t Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 1:30 Him & Her 2:00 Glamour Models, Mum and Me 3:00 The Real Hustle: New Recruits 3:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 4:00 Tourettes: I Swear I Can Sing 5:00 Close
7:00 World News Today; Weather. 7:30 Churches: How to Read Them 8:00 Balmoral The history of the royal family’s most private residence. 9:00 Donated to Science People who requested their bodies be used for medical research. 9:55 Dinosaurs, Myths and Monsters 10:55 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City 11:55 The Games That Time Forgot 12:55 Balmoral 1:55 Donated to Science 2:50 Churches: How to Read Them 3:20 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City 4:20 Close
6:00 Film File 6:10 On the Buses 6:35 Heartbeat 7:35 Dickinson’s Real Deal 8:40 Father Dowling Mysteries 9:40 Ironside 10:45 Sherlock Holmes: The Eligible Bachelor 1:00 Heartbeat 2:00 Pie in the Sky 3:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Lakes 4:35 On the Buses 5:50 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 8:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 The Best of the Royal Variety 10:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 12:05 Wycliffe 1:05 Numb3rs 1:50 On the Buses 2:15 Duty Free 2:40 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 The Professionals 6:50 The Sweeney 7:45 Minder 8:40 The Fall Guy 9:45 Batman 10:40 The Professionals 11:45 The Saint 12:45 Minder 1:50 The Sweeney 2:55 The Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 Motorsport UK 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 Minder 8:00 River Monsters 9:00 The Fight of Their Lives 10:35 Film: Conan the Destroyer (15) (1984) 12:40 Film: Last Man Standing (18) (1996) Period action adventure, with Bruce Willis. 2:45 Film File 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7:00 Bondi Vet 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 Customs UK 1:00 Four Weddings Revisited 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 The Real A&E 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 1:00 Real Filth Fighters 1:50 Airline 2:40 Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:30 Murder or Mutiny? 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Tuesday, 13th December
2011
Tuesday 13th
TV GUIDE
Pick of the Day 6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 A League of Their Own (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons After ducking out of a bonding session with Grampa, a guilt-ridden Homer vows to make it up to his father by granting him a wish. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Homer becomes a doting father when he discovers Santa’s Little Helper knows Maggie better than he does, while Moe joins an online dating agency and meets an attractive woman. (R) 8:00 The Great Treehouse Challenge Charlie Luxton heads to a town that needs a new community facility and helps build an environmentally friendly space to fit the bill. 9:00 Inside Gatwick A behind-thescenes look at two British Airways aeroplanes based at the London airport, revealing what day-to-day life is like for the on-board staff. Last in the series. (R) 10:00 FILM: A Knight’s Tale (PG) (2001) A poverty-stricken squire poses as a knight to compete in jousting tournaments, launching himself on the road to riches. Comedy adventure, starring Heath Ledger and Paul Bettany. 12:35 35mm (R) 1:05 Big Trouble in Thailand (R) 1:55 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R) 2:45 Mental (R) 3:30 Mental (R) 4:20 The Man Who Had Minutes to Live (R) 5:10 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza (R)
6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Coronation Street (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street Peter wakes up at Carla’s and makes a life-changing decision. (R) 12:30 Coronation Street Peter tries to shock Leanne into ending their marriage. (R) 1:00 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek The men receive makeovers. (R) 4:35 Loose Women With guest Alan Carr. (R) 5:35 Judge Judy (R) 6:00 The X Factor Final Results The winner is crowned. Last in the series. (R) 8:00 The Xtra Factor: Kelly’s Best and Worst In the second of five episodes featuring the high and low points of the eighth series of The X Factor, judge Kelly Rowland picks her most memorable moments. 9:00 FILM: Deep Blue Sea (15) (1999) A scientist develops super-intelligent sharks on an isolated research facility – but the creatures escape and cause havoc. Thriller, starring Saffron Burrows and Samuel L Jackson. Including FYI Daily. 11:10 Peter Andre: My Life The singer appears on Celebrity Juice, chats to fans at his calendar signing in a London shopping centre and also takes his children on holiday to Spain. (R) 12:10 FILM: The Jacket (15) (2005) Psychological thriller, starring Adrien Brody. 2:05 Emmerdale (R) 2:30 Teleshopping 3:30 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:15 Gossip Girl (R) 5:00 Gossip Girl (R) 5:40 ITV2 Nightscreen
6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:50 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:35 One Tree Hill (R) 9:25 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:20 Ugly Betty (R) 11:15 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:25 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:25 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Maddie tries to forget her feelings for Callum. 7:30 How I Met Your Mother Ted brings a random date to Lily’s birthday party. (R) 8:00 Shipwrecked: The Island Kitten packs his bags and tells Jo that he will be leaving the island. In his parting confession to Tristan, he admits to meddling with his food tin. 9:00 Rude Tube: Ultimate Champions Alex Zane showcases the bizarre champions of the online universe, including a man who picks his nose with his tongue and the world’s greatest petrol pump attendant. (R) 10:00 Tool Academy The four remaining couples get a glimpse into their future. 11:05 PhoneShop Ashley realises a life-long ambition. (R) 11:40 The IT Crowd (R) 12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:30 Scrubs (R) 1:55 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:20 PhoneShop (R) 2:45 The IT Crowd (R) 3:10 Greek (R) 3:55 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:15 Wildfire (R) 5:00 Switched (R) 5:20 Switched (R)
6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Monday Night Football 11:00 Super Six Final Countdown 11:30 SPL Round-Up 12:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 1:00 Netbusters 1:30 Monday Night Football 3:30 Test Cricket 4:30 Test Cricket 5:30 Super Six Final Countdown 6:00 Revista De La Liga 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Live Scottish Premier League Football 10:00 Super Six Final Countdown 10:30 Revista De La Liga 11:30 Football Asia 12:00 Scottish Premier League Football 1:30 Revista De La Liga 2:30 Super Six Final Countdown 3:00 Football Asia 3:30 Scottish Premier League Football 5:00 Revista De La Liga
6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio 9:00 Battlestar Galactica 10:00 Enlightened 10:35 Hung 11:10 In Treatment 12:15 Angels in America 1:30 In Treatment 2:35 Battlestar Galactica 3:35 Enlightened 4:10 Hung 4:45 Boardwalk Empire: Meet the Characters 5:00 The X Files
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 Build a New Life in the Country 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Gadget Show The team puts the iPhone 4S through its paces in a series of tests. 9:00 Ultimate Police Interceptors 10:00 Alphas 11:00 Ugly Americans 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:25 CSI: Miami 1:25 Film: Incident in a Small Town (PG) (1994) 3:10 Law & Order 4:10 Film: What Kind of Mother Are You? (PG) (1996) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: Miami A sniper targets the city. 8:00 CSI: NY The team fears a serial killer is on the loose. 8:55 Inside Hollywood 9:00 Film: Kiss of the Dragon (18) (2001) 11:00 Human Target 11:55 Steven Seagal: Lawman 12:30 Jail 1:00 Close
7:10 TOTP2 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 11:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Top Gear With Ranulph Fiennes. 9:00 QI XL With David Mitchell, Rob Brydon and Sandi Toksvig. 10:00 Mock the Week – Again 10:40 Argumental 11:20 Have I Got News for You 12:00 QI XL 1:00 Mock the Week – Again 1:35 Dragons’ Den 2:25 Psychoville 3:00 Close
6:00 Live Test Cricket 7:00 Volvo Ocean Race 7:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 8:00 Golfing World 9:00 European Tour Golf 10:00 Golf 1:00 Wonderful World of Golf 2:30 Volvo Ocean Race 3:00 Golf 6:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 6:30 Squash 7:30 Super Six Final Countdown 8:00 British Basketball 10:00 Sports Unlimited 11:00 Ten Pin Bowling 12:00 British Basketball 2:00 Badminton 3:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 3:30 Close
6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE: Afterburn 8:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 9:00 IRB Rugby Sevens 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics Oz Style 12:00 Volvo Ocean Race 12:30 Fishing Gurus 1:00 Show Jumping 2:00 IRB Rugby Sevens 4:00 WWE: Smackdown 6:00 Great Run Series 7:00 Badminton 8:00 Test Cricket 9:00 Test Cricket 10:00 Golfing World 11:00 Ladies European Tour Golf 12:00 Golf 12:30 Badminton 1:30 Test Cricket 2:30 Test Cricket 3:30 Ladies European Tour Golf 4:30 Golf 5:00 Ten Pin Bowling
This Is England ‘88 10.00pm on Channel 4 Drama reuniting the characters from Shane Meadows’ film This Is England and its fourpart TV follow-up set in ‘86 – and with a third incarnation set during the 1990 rave scene currently in development, this is one franchise that looks set to keep running.
My Child’s Not Perfect 9.00pm on itv 1 In the concluding part of the documentary focusing on youngsters with behavioural, emotional or clinical issues, 15-year-old Hazel struggles to overcome the eating disorder bulimia as she studies for her GCSEs and disruptive eight-year-old Maddy is diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Imagine: Books – The Last Chapter? 10.35pm on BBC One Alan Yentob explores how books have been affected by the sudden growth in popularity of the electronic version.
11:00 The History of Mr Polly (U) (1949) 12:50 Green for Danger (PG) (1946) 2:40 Saboteur (PG) (1942) 4:45 The Castle of Cagliostro (PG) (1979) Animated adventure, with the voice of Yasuo Yamada. 6:45 Imagine That (PG) (2009) Premiere. Fantasy comedy, starring Eddie Murphy. 9:00 Alien Resurrection (18) (1997) Sci-fi thriller sequel, starring Sigourney Weaver. 11:05 The Dreamers (18) (2003) 1:20 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (15) (2007) 3:40 Close
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Wednesday, 14th December
2011
Wednesday 14th
TV GUIDE
6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:45 Doctors 2:15 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories, hosted by Alex Jones and Matt Baker. 7:30 That’s Britain! Adrian Edmonson explores how Christmas fare ends up on supermarket shelves, and Stanley Johnson tries to persuade people to become stand-in Santas. Last in the series; BBC News: Regional News 8:30 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson Sketches, including Alan Carr at his day job. Last in the series. 9:00 Motorway Cops Officers pursue a thief driving a high-performance car the wrong way down a motorway, and track down a vehicle they suspect has been tampered with to avoid detection. (R) 10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws With Scott Mills and guest Ashley Banjo. 10:45 Would I Lie to You? With John Bishop, Chris Addison, Joanna Page and Patsy Palmer. (R) 11:15 Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman The presenters review The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Last in the series; National Lottery Update 11:55 FILM: Westworld (15) (1973) 1:20 Weatherview 1:25 Sign Zone: See Hear (R) 1:55 Sign Zone: Country Tracks (R) 2:55 Sign Zone: MasterChef: The Professionals (R) 3:55 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:30 Daily Politics 1:00 See Hear 1:30 To Buy or Not to Buy B&Bs in Weymouth. (R) 2:15 Weakest Link Quiz, hosted by Anne Robinson. 3:00 Escape to the Country A couple look for property in Pembrokeshire. (R) 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British The cooks explore the origins of popular spices. 4:30 Flog It! From Rhosygilwen Mansion, West Wales. (R) 5:15 Coast The team explores Brittany in northern France. (R) 6:00 Celebrity Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball finds out how the celebrity contestants are shaping up for Saturday’s final at the midweek point. 7:00 Victorian Farm Christmas The farmers begin restoring the village blacksmith’s forge by making bricks to repair the chimney, and create crackers for the banquet with historian Peter Kimpton’s help. (R) 8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals The three finalists face their penultimate challenge, cooking a three-course meal for 10 chefs – all of whom have at least two Michelin stars. 9:00 Steve Jobs: Billion Dollar Hippy The history of Steve Jobs’ time in control at Apple. 10:00 Class Dismissed Frank Skinner is joined by Miles Jupp, Micky Flanagan and Roisin Conaty to ask whether class is still relevant, in the wake of strikes, riots and old Etonians in government. 10:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events; Weather 11:20 Leonardo In the second part of Alan Yentob’s dramatised documentary, Leonardo da Vinci proposes revolutionary ideas on submarine warfare to the Venetians. (R) 12:20 The Company (R) 1:55 BBC News 3:55 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women With guest Matt Cardle. 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal From Reading, Berkshire. 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote A crooked deputy is murdered. (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs Four more chefs from Wales and the Borders compete. 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale John fears for his future and asks Declan to buy back Butler’s Farm, but is left feeling humiliated when he refuses. Sean steals Ruby’s car to take Belle to hospital. 7:30 The Royal Variety Performance 2011 Peter Kay hosts the annual event held at the Lowry in Salford Quays for the first time, where stars from the world of entertainment perform in the presence of Princess Anne. Music is provided by Barry Manilow, Leona Lewis, Il Divo, Nicole Scherzinger, Tony Bennett, Cee Lo Green, Pixie Lott, Hayley Westenra and Britain’s Got Talent winner Jai McDowall. 10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 FILM: American Dreamz (12) (2006) The dim-witted US president makes an appearance on a popular TV talent show, but one of the acts is a suicide bomber. Satirical comedy, starring Hugh Grant and Dennis Quaid. 12:30 Countrywise (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:35 FILM: The Jerk (15) (1979) 4:10 ITV Nightscreen
6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Undercover Boss Australia 9:55 Kirstie and Phil’s Perfect Christmas (R) 10:55 River Cottage Christmas Fayre (R) 12:00 Drop Down Menu 12:50 FILM: Great Expectations (PG) (1946) Drama, starring John Mills. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Christmas Coach Trip 5:30 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A member of the spiritual movement Falun Gong shares his view on whether people should be free to express their faith. 8:00 A SuperScrimpers Christmas Advice on a frugal Christmas, including leftover turkey recipes, home-made booze, the joy of cheap gifts, high-street refund policies and claiming money back from energy companies. 9:00 Jamie’s Christmas with Bells On Part one of two. Jamie Oliver demonstrates festive dishes and party food. 10:00 This Is England ‘88 Lol is desperate for help, so she visits Combo in prison. 11:10 The Joy of Teen Sex A 19-year-old worries he is having too many one night stands. Last in the series. 12:10 Random Acts 12:15 Music on 4: Live from Abbey Road 1:00 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show: Spotlight 1:15 Music on 4: Koko Bop: Christmas Special 1:40 FILM: The Ice Storm (15) (1997) 3:35 Stephen Hawking’s Universe (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 9:10 Mickey Mouse: Have a Laugh 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order A reformed racist and murderer hopes for a soft verdict. (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours Rhys tries to pull himself together for his big interview. 2:15 CSI: NY A security guard is found dead in strange circumstances. (R) 3:15 FILM: Farewell Mr Kringle (PG) (2010) Premiere. Christmas drama, with Christine Taylor. 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Rhys tries to pull himself together for his big interview. (R) 6:00 Home and Away Charlie is distracted driving home from a romantic night with Brax and knocks Liam off his motorbike, putting him in hospital, while Stu lashes out at Sasha because of the tattoo. (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show, hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost, featuring big-name interviews, celebrity features and gossip. 6:55 Cars Toons Mater dreams he is a fire engine who has to rescue Lightning McQueen from a burning building. 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Live UEFA Europa League Football Fulham v Odense BK (Kick-off 8.05pm). Coverage of this evening’s matchday six fixture at Craven Cottage, as the sides play their final Group K match of the campaign. 10:15 FILM: Blood and Bone (18) (2009) Premiere. A drifter battles his way through a Mob-controlled underground fighting circuit, making an enemy of a crime boss. Action thriller, with Michael Jai White and Julian Sands. 12:15 Poker: The Big Game 1:15 SuperCasino 4:00 Meals in Moments (R) 4:10 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:35 Wildlife SOS (R) 5:10 HouseBusters (R) 5:35 HouseBusters (R)
7:00 Hot Like Us 8:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to rural south-east Turkey. 9:00 Film: Cars (U) (2006) Pixar animated adventure, with the voice of Owen Wilson. 10:50 Family Guy 11:35 American Dad! 12:25 Russell Howard’s Good News 12:55 The World’s Strictest Parents 1:50 Exposed: Groomed for Sex 2:50 The Real Hustle: New Recruits 3:20 Russell Howard’s Good News 3:50 Don’t Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 4:50 Him & Her 5:20 Close
7:00 World News Today; Weather The day’s leading stories. 7:30 Scrapheap Orchestra Making musical instruments from scrap materials. 9:00 Still Ringing After All These Years: A Short History of Bells The significance of bell-ringing in British culture. 10:00 John Arlott in Conversation with Mike Brearley 11:00 The Killing II 1:00 Still Ringing After All These Years: A Short History of Bells 2:00 Scrapheap Orchestra 3:30 Still Ringing After All These Years: A Short History of Bells 4:30 Close
6:00 Drama Trails 6:10 On the Buses 6:40 Heartbeat 7:35 Dickinson’s Real Deal 8:40 Father Dowling Mysteries 9:40 Ironside 10:40 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 1:00 Heartbeat 2:00 Pie in the Sky 3:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 Lakes 4:40 On the Buses 5:50 Heartbeat 6:55 Pie in the Sky 8:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Taggart 10:30 Film: Sherlock Holmes: Hands of a Murderer (PG) (1990) 12:30 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 2:20 Film File 2:25 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 The Professionals 6:50 Minder 7:40 The Saint 8:40 The Fall Guy 9:40 Batman 10:40 The Professionals 11:40 Quantum Leap 12:45 The Saint 1:45 Minder 2:50 The Fall Guy 3:55 Batman 5:00 The Professionals 6:00 Quantum Leap 7:00 British Superbike Championship 2011 Review A look back at the campaign. 9:00 Film: Conan the Destroyer (15) (1984) Fantasy adventure sequel, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 11:05 Film: Boogie Nights (18) (1997) 2:10 Sanctuary 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7:00 The Zoo UK 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 Customs UK 1:00 Four Weddings Revisited 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 The Real A&E 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Lie to Me 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 12:00 Airline 1:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 1:50 Real Filth Fighters 2:40 Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:30 Murder or Mutiny? 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Wednesday, 14th December
2011
Wednesday 14th
TV GUIDE
Pick of the Day 6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 A League of Their Own (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Middle Frankie goes against Mike’s wishes and decides to throw a Christmas Eve party at the family home. Brick’s reading of the Bible leads him to question the meaning of Christmas. (R) 7:30 Modern Family While gathered around Jay and Gloria’s pool, it dawns on the clan that they are not going to be together at Christmas, so they plan an “Express Christmas” for later that day. (R) 8:00 The Great Treehouse Challenge Charlie Luxton heads to a town that needs a new community facility and helps build an environmentally friendly space to fit the bill. Last in the series. 9:00 The Cafe Sarah reveals the outcome of her meeting with an agent. 9:30 The Simpsons Double-act Cheech and Chong split during their Springfield reunion show, leaving Homer to step in as the new half of the comedy pairing – a move that proves highly successful. (R) 10:00 Lady Gaga Presents the Monster Ball Tour 2011 The pop star’s tour reaches Madison Square Garden in New York. (R) 12:25 Brit Cops: War on Crime Following police officers in Lincolnshire. 1:25 Rooftop Rainforest (R) 2:20 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R) 3:15 Mental (R) 4:05 The Real Full Monty (R) 5:15 Bite Size Brainiac 5:30 Oops TV (R)
6:00 Emmerdale (R) 6:25 Nanny 911 (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Emmerdale (R) 12:30 Nanny 911 (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Triple bill of real-life cases. (R) 7:00 This Is Justin Bieber The teenage pop star performs hits including Baby in the studio and meets star players at Chelsea FC. He also visits The X Factor and goes on a sightseeing tour around London. (R) 8:00 The Xtra Factor: Tulisa’s Best and Worst In the third of five episodes featuring the high and low points of the eighth series of The X Factor, judge Tulisa Contostavlos picks her most memorable moments. 9:00 Peter Andre: My Life The singer returns to the Australian jungle to appear on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! and cameras go behind the scenes as he gives an interview to Piers Morgan. 10:00 Perez Hilton Superfan: Katy Perry Gossip blogger Perez Hilton spends time with singer and actress Katy Perry, going behind the scenes on a video shoot and joining her on a UK tour. 11:00 FILM: Practical Magic (12) (1998) Two sisters descended from a long line of witches try to lift a curse that causes any man who falls in love with them to die. Fantasy, starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. Including FYI Daily. 1:10 Emmerdale (R) 1:35 The Vampire Diaries (R) 2:15 Teleshopping 4:15 Gossip Girl (R) 5:00 Gossip Girl (R) 5:40 ITV2 Nightscreen
6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:50 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:30 One Tree Hill (R) 9:25 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:20 Ugly Betty (R) 11:20 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:15 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks George makes a futile attempt to fix Maddie’s love life, and Callum gives Tara an ultimatum. Will unwittingly neglects Theresa, and Nancy worries about Mitzeee’s disappearance. 7:30 How I Met Your Mother Marshall is mugged at gunpoint, so Lily applies for a firearms licence – but her husband objects and fabricates a story to make her feel less wary. Comedy, starring Jason Segel. (R) 8:00 Charlie’s Angels The crimefighters search for a journalist who went missing while on a Caribbean cruise, but Kate discovers the woman they are trying to help published an expose of her. 9:00 FILM: Die Hard 4.0 (15) (2007) Tough cop John McClane goes on the trail of a criminal mastermind plotting a technological terror attack on America. Action thriller sequel, with Bruce Willis. 11:30 Misfits (R) 12:35 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:30 Scrubs (R) 1:55 Scrubs (R) 2:20 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:40 Greek (R) 3:25 Rules of Engagement (R) 3:45 Wildfire (R) 4:25 Switched (R) 4:50 Switched (R) 5:10 Switched (R)
6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 9:00 The Sopranos Artie Bucco falls for a hostess. 10:15 Boardwalk Empire 11:35 The Devil’s Dinner Party 12:35 Game of Thrones 1:45 The Sopranos 3:00 Big Love 4:15 Inside the Actors Studio 5:10 The X Files
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 Build a New Life in the Country 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You Maddie questions whether she still wants to be a lawyer. 8:00 The Mentalist 10:00 It’s All About Amy 11:00 Sex and the City 11:45 Generation Sex 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:25 CSI: Miami 1:25 Film: Murder Among Friends (PG) (2001) 3:10 Law & Order 4:10 Film: The National Tree (PG) (2009) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 8:00 CSI: NY A street dancer is shot dead in a hotel room. 8:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 9:00 Human Target A man suspects his wife is a Russian spy. 10:00 Film: Dark Blue (15) (2002) 12:20 Steven Seagal: Lawman 12:50 Inside Hollywood 1:00 Close
6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Revista De La Liga 10:00 Scottish Premier League Football 11:30 Super Six Final Countdown 12:00 Revista De La Liga 1:00 Scottish Premier League Football 2:30 Football Asia 3:00 Revista De La Liga 4:00 Scottish Premier League Football 5:30 Super Six Final Countdown 6:00 History of the World Darts Championship 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 FIFA 8:00 Super Six Final Countdown 9:30 A League Football 10:00 History of the World Darts Championship 11:00 FIFA 11:30 Football’s Greatest 12:00 A League Football 12:30 Super Six Final Countdown 2:00 History of the World Darts Championship 3:00 A League Football 3:30 Football’s Greatest 4:00 History of the World Darts Championship 5:00 FIFA 5:30 Football’s Greatest
6:00 Aerobics 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE Vintage Collection 8:00 Ladies European Tour Golf 9:00 Golfing World 10:00 Golf 10:30 Squash 11:30 Badminton 12:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 1:00 Ladies European Tour Golf 2:00 British Basketball 4:00 Golf 4:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 5:00 NFL 6:00 International Judo World Circuit 6:30 European Tour 7:30 Live Greyhound Racing 10:00 Premier League Bowls 11:00 NFL 12:00 European Tour 1:00 Asian Tour Golf Show 1:30 Trans World Sport 2:30 International Judo World Circuit 3:00 Close
6:00 Close 8:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 9:00 British Basketball 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics Oz Style 12:00 Sports Unlimited 1:00 Thinking Tackle 2:00 Kings of the Snow 2:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 3:00 Sports Unlimited 4:00 Squash 5:00 WWE: Bottom Line 6:00 WWE: Afterburn 7:00 Soccerex 2011 7:30 Kings of the Snow 8:00 History of the World Darts Championship 9:00 Ten Pin Bowling 10:00 Cage Fighter 10:30 Trans World Sport 11:30 Cage Fighter 12:00 Watersports World 1:00 Ten Pin Bowling 2:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 2:30 Close
7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Seaside Rescue 8:30 Helicopter Heroes 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Dragons’ Den Ireland 11:00 Seaside Rescue 11:30 Helicopter Heroes 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Man v Food 3:00 Seaside Rescue 3:30 Helicopter Heroes 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Would I Lie to You? 6:40 Red Dwarf 7:20 QI 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Have I Got News for You 9:40 Mock the Week – Again 10:20 QI 11:00 Argumental 11:40 Have I Got News for You 12:20 Mock the Week – Again 1:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 1:35 Dragons’ Den 2:25 Psychoville 3:00 Close
Steve Jobs: Billion Dollar Hippy 9.00pm on BBC Two Evan Davis traces the history of Steve Jobs’ time in control at Apple, with contributions from insiders including the company’s co-founder Steve Wozniak, world wide web inventor Tim Berners-Lee and Stephen Fry.
The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 8.30pm on BBC One In the last episode of the series, Debra Stephenson and Jon Culshaw take on more characters, with sketches including Nancy Dell’Olio popping up in unexpected places, Alan Carr doing his day job and the return of the most unlikely love story in a soap opera.
Jamie’s Christmas with Bells On 9.00pm on Channel 4 Jamie Oliver presents the first of two programmes in which he demonstrates traditional festive dishes and fun party food.
11:00 The Black Swan (PG) (1942) 12:40 The Householder (U) (1963) 2:40 The Cowboys (PG) (1972) 5:10 Little Norse Prince (U) (1968) Japanese animated drama, with the voice of Etsuko Ichihara. 7:00 Eragon (PG) (2006) Fantasy adventure, starring Edward Speleers. 9:00 Aeon Flux (15) (2005) Sci-fi martial arts thriller, with Charlize Theron. 10:45 Family Business (15) (1989) Crime comedy, starring Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman. 1:00 Hotel Rwanda (12) (2004) 3:35 Close
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Thursday 15th
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6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:45 Doctors 2:15 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present topical stories from around the UK. 7:30 EastEnders Ricky has an ill-tempered reunion with Bianca; BBC News 8:00 The Manor Reborn Russell Sage and the team face last-minute complications when the wallpaper is held up in Customs and the restored Queen Anne bed is too big for the room. Last in the series. 9:00 Crimewatch A reconstruction of Detective James Morrison’s murder, and a public appeal to help identify the thieves who stole rare shotguns from a farm. Kirsty Young presents. 10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 Crimewatch Update Responses to the earlier programme. 10:45 Up In Flames: Mr Reeves and the Riots How 80-year-old Maurice Reeves dealt with his furniture store being destroyed. 11:30 This Week 12:15 Skiing Weatherview 12:20 Sign Zone: How to Survive the Meltdown – Panorama (R) 12:50 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R) 1:45 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R) 2:45 Sign Zone: Britain’s Hidden Heritage (R) 3:45 BBC News
6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash 2:15 Weakest Link (R) 3:00 Escape to the Country (R) 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Coast (R) 6:00 Celebrity Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Victorian Farm Christmas Alex goes in search of a Christmas tree for the banquet, while Ruth and Peter go seasonal shopping in Blists Hill Victorian town in Shropshire. Last in the series. (R) 8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals Gregg Wallace and Michel Roux Jr ask the three finalists to prepare a three-course menu before the winner of the 2011 edition is announced. Last in the series. 9:00 Rev Nigel gets the chance to prove he could be a better priest than Adam, who faces a big decision about his own future, while Colin gets a job. James Purefoy (Injustice) guest stars. 9:30 Life’s Too Short Warwick books Cat Deeley as a special guest at his flat-warming party and spends the rest of the evening trying to impress her, which does not go down too well with girlfriend Amy. 10:00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated The presenter is joined in Glasgow by fellow comedians Reginald D Hunter and Sarah Millican to discuss issues in the news. Last in the series. 10:30 Newsnight Presented by Kirsty Wark; Weather 11:20 Leonardo Alan Yentob concludes his series on Leonardo da Vinci by telling the story of how the Mona Lisa became the most famous painting in the world. Last in the series. (R) 12:20 The Company (R) 1:55 BBC News 3:45 Close
5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Murder, She Wrote (R) 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:20 The Channel Islands Christmas Charity Draw 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Jai draws strength from Charity’s belief that everything will work out for them, and the pair reconcile. 7:30 Counting on Christmas: Tonight Families from around the world who were devastated by the year’s economic turmoil tell their stories and discuss how they are dealing with the run-up to Christmas. 8:00 Emmerdale Cain indicates he remembers who attacked him. 8:30 Coronation Street Peter lies to Leanne before going to see Carla. 9:00 Without You Ellie helps out at the events company Milena Livingstone ran and discovers startling facts that take her from elation to despair and finally terror. Drama, starring Anna Friel. 10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Peter Andre The singer and reality star talks about his life. Last in the series. (R) 11:35 A Night with Will Young (R) 12:30 Countrywise (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:30 Counting on Christmas: Tonight (R) 3:00 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)
6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 Undercover Boss Australia 9:55 Kirstie and Phil’s Perfect Christmas (R) 10:55 River Cottage Christmas (R) 12:00 Drop Down Menu 12:55 FILM: Oliver Twist (U) (1948) Charles Dickens’ drama, starring Alec Guinness. 3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Christmas Coach Trip 5:30 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv 8:00 Kevin’s Grand Design Part two of two. Kevin McCloud and his partners start team-building exercises to boost community spirit, but there is trouble when the builders fall behind schedule. 9:00 Living with the Amish The teenagers attend a Saturday night party, Mennonite style. 10:00 This Is England ‘88 Christmas Day arrives and Shaun’s actions finally catch up with him, an encounter between Woody and Milky leads to violence, and Lol struggles to cope. Last in the series. 11:05 Random Acts Short drama set in a barbershop. 11:10 Black Mirror: The National Anthem The prime minister faces a dilemma when a member of the royal family is kidnapped. Darkly comic horror, written by Charlie Brooker. (R) 12:10 British Comedy Awards: The Nominations Show (R) 1:05 FILM: Faintheart (12) (2008) Premiere. Romantic comedy, starring Eddie Marsan and Jessica Hynes. 2:35 Southland 3:20 Happy Endings 3:45 Japan’s Tsunami: Caught on Camera (R) 5:00 Unreported World (R)
6:00 Milkshake! 9:10 Mickey Mouse: Have a Laugh 9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:10 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 CSI: NY (R) 3:10 FILM: The Christmas List (PG) (1997) Fantasy drama, starring Mimi Rogers. 5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV 6:55 Cars Toons 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 New Highland Emergency A lumberjack suffers an accident at a wind farm in Abington and the Coastguard tends to an injured hill-runner who is stranded on the island of South Uist in the Outer Hebrides; 5 News Update 8:00 Fairground Attractions Abie Danter teaches his 12-year-old son to drive a lorry, while Joby Carter launches a publicity campaign in Weston-superMare, including a seafront race with a difference; 5 News at 9 9:00 The Mentalist The team investigates the murder of a local police chief, but Lisbon is distracted from the case by the unexpected arrival of her brother and his daughter. 10:00 It’s All About Amy Reality star Amy Childs packs for a holiday – making sure she remembers her security blanket – and jets off for a week of camel-riding, belly-dancing and speedboat-driving in Dubai. 11:00 Police Interceptors The police helicopter pursues an armed robber and the team’s new recruits put their detective skills to the test. (R) 12:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Meals in Moments (R) 4:10 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:35 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 HouseBusters (R) 5:35 HouseBusters (R)
7:00 Top Gear Sienna Miller is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 8:00 Don’t Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 9:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Changed My Life 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 The World’s Strictest Parents Changed My Life 1:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2:00 Tourettes: I Swear I Can Sing 3:00 Don’t Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 4:00 Mongrels 4:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 5:00 Close
7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Top of the Pops: 1976 With Showaddywaddy, Jethro Tull and Tommy Hunt. 8:00 Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang? 9:00 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City 10:00 The Slap 10:55 Andy Hamilton’s Search for Satan 11:55 Top of the Pops: 1976 12:25 Only Connect Wall Night 1:25 Horizon: What Happened Before the Big Bang? 2:25 Andy Hamilton’s Search for Satan 3:25 Jerusalem: The Making of a Holy City 4:25 Close
6:00 Film File 6:10 On the Buses 6:35 Heartbeat 7:35 Dickinson’s Real Deal 8:35 Father Dowling Mysteries 9:40 Ironside 10:45 Sherlock Holmes: The Last Vampyre 12:55 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Lakes 5:05 On the Buses 5:40 Heartbeat 6:45 Pie in the Sky 7:50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes 9:00 Wycliffe 10:00 Law & Order: UK 12:05 Film: The Life of David Gale (15) (2003) 2:20 On the Buses 2:45 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 The Professionals 6:55 The Saint 7:50 Minder 8:50 The Fall Guy 9:50 Batman 10:55 The Professionals 11:55 Quantum Leap 12:55 The Saint 1:55 Minder 2:55 The Fall Guy 4:00 Batman 5:00 Police, Camera, Action! 5:30 Live UEFA Europa League Football Shamrock Rovers v Tottenham Hotspur and Birmingham City v NK Maribor (Kick-offs 6.00pm and 8.05pm). 10:35 Film: The Long Kiss Goodnight (18) (1996) 12:55 Film: Ulzana’s Raid (15) (1972) 3:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 7:00 The Zoo UK 8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Medical Emergency 11:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 Customs UK 1:00 Four Weddings Revisited 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 Medical Emergency 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 The Real A&E 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Night Cops 10:00 Cop Squad 11:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 12:00 Airline 1:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 1:50 Real Filth Fighters 2:40 Liza and Huey’s Pet Nation 3:30 Gangster Wives 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!
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Pick of the Day 6:00 Dream Lives for Sale (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Modern Family (R) 12:30 Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 A League of Their Own (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Santa’s Little Helper runs away from home. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Homer is cast as the lead in a superhero movie penned by Comic Book Guy, but struggles with the exercise and diet regimen required for the part. (R) 8:00 Futurama Fed up with feeling like an outcast, Leela has a second eye grafted on to her face. Bender adopts 12 children after hearing about the government’s seemingly lucrative stipend. (R) 8:30 The Simpsons A gallery owner mistakes Homer’s misshapen DIY barbecue for a work of art. With the guest voices of Jasper Johns and Isabella Rossellini. (R) 9:00 Glee Festive edition of the musical comedy, including a performance of Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas Is You. Directed by Matthew Morrison (Will Schuester). 10:00 Kylie Live in 2011 Aphrodite Les Folies The pop star’s stage show at London’s O2. (R) 12:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime 1:00 Rooftop Rainforest Conclusion. The project comes to an end. (R) 1:50 Armed and Dangerous: Ultimate Forces (R) 2:40 Mental (R) 3:30 Mental (R) 4:20 Toy Boys! (R) 5:10 Bill Bailey’s Birdwatching Bonanza (R)
6:00 Emmerdale (R) 6:25 Nanny 911 (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Emmerdale John asks Declan to buy back Butler’s Farm. (R) 12:30 Nanny 911 Deb helps David and Dawn Amico. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek Each team is given a dog. (R) 4:40 Loose Women With music by the Puppini Sisters. (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Double bill. Real-life cases. (R) 6:30 All Star Family Fortunes TV presenter Stacey Solomon and Emmerdale actor Danny Miller team up with their relatives in a bid to win £30,000 for their chosen charities. Vernon Kay hosts. Last in the series. (R) 7:30 The Xtra Factor: Louis’ Best and Worst In the fourth of five episodes featuring the high and low points of the eighth series of The X Factor, judge Louis Walsh picks his most memorable moments. 8:30 The X Factor USA The pressure is on for the remaining contestants as they perform once again to try to impress the American voters and reach next week’s final. 10:00 FILM: Gremlins (15) (1984) A strange, cute creature given to a teenager as a Christmas present spawns a horde of mayhem-causing little monsters. Comedy horror, starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates. 12:15 Coronation Street (R) 12:50 Emmerdale (R) 1:20 Emmerdale (R) 1:45 Teleshopping 2:45 The Black Donnellys (R) 3:30 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:15 Gossip Girl (R) 5:00 Gossip Girl (R) 5:40 ITV2 Nightscreen
6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Mitzeee returns from her uncomfortable trip with Warren. 7:30 How I Met Your Mother Ted walks out of his mother’s wedding. (R) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory Amy makes a disappointing discovery. 8:30 The Big Bang Theory Priya asks Leonard to spend less time with Penny. (R) 9:00 How I Met Your Mother Barney and Nora’s romantic evening is ruined. 9:30 Happy Endings Alex’s store becomes popular among teenage girls. 10:00 PhoneShop Christopher is offered a new sales job. Last in the series. 10:35 Rude Tube A parrot with a foul mouth and the victim of a goose attack. (R) 11:05 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night With David Walliams, Ice Cube and Olly Murs. 11:55 The Big Bang Theory Leonard decides to change his ways. (R) 12:20 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:50 Scrubs (R) 1:15 Scrubs (R) 1:40 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:00 PhoneShop (R) 2:25 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night (R) 3:10 Greek (R) 3:50 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:15 Wildfire (R) 4:55 Switched (R) 5:20 Switched (R)
6:00 Asian Tour Golf Show 6:30 Live Asian Tour Golf The Thailand Golf Championship. 10:30 Golf 1:00 Ladies European Tour Golf 3:00 History of the World Darts Championship 4:00 Trans World Sport 5:00 History of the World Darts Championship Memorable moments from the PDC competition. 6:00 Ringside 7:00 Live Darts The 2012 PDC World Championship. Day one of the tournament at Alexandra Palace in London, featuring a preliminary match and the opening four first-round contests. 11:30 Premier League World 12:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 12:30 America’s Cup Uncovered 1:00 Live NFL Atlanta Falcons v Jacksonville Jaguars (Kick-off 1.20am). 4:30 Premier League World 5:00 Ringside
6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio 9:00 Film: Moulin Rouge! (12) (2001) Romantic musical, starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman. 11:30 Six Feet Under 12:45 Angels in America 2:00 Six Feet Under 3:15 The X Files 4:05 Blue Bloods 5:00 Inside the Actors Studio
6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Police Interceptors 2:00 Build a New Life in the Country 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Mentalist A girl is killed on an island. 9:00 Paul Merton’s Adventures 10:00 Californication 10:40 Sex: How to Do Everything 11:40 Generation Sex 12:00 Teleshopping
6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Miami 1:15 Film: Reasons of the Heart (PG) (1996) Drama, with Terry Farrell. 3:05 Law & Order 4:10 Film: Christmas in Canaan (PG) (2009) 6:00 Law & Order The team hunts down a thieving gigolo. 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami A prostitute is stabbed to death. 8:00 CSI: NY A female football player is found murdered. 8:55 Inside Hollywood 9:00 CSI: Miami 10:00 NCIS 12:00 CSI: NY 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close
7:05 Dragons’ Den 8:00 TOTP2 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Three Men in Another Boat 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Three Men in Another Boat 7:00 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Top Gear Michael McIntyre is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. 9:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 10:00 Argumental 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 The Armstrong & Miller Show 12:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:00 Mock the Week 1:35 Psychoville 2:35 Speeders 3:00 Close
6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Live Test Cricket South Africa v Sri Lanka. 4:00 A League Football 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5:00 NFL: Total Access 6:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 6:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 7:00 Premier League World 7:30 Live European Challenge Cup Rugby Union 10:00 Time of Our Lives 11:00 Ringside 12:00 NFL: Total Access 1:00 European Challenge Cup Rugby Union 3:30 Close
6:00 2011 UK Carp Cup 7:00 WWE: Experience 8:00 History of the World Darts Championship 9:00 2011 UK Carp Cup 10:00 Premier League Bowls 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics 12:00 Super Six Final Countdown 1:30 A League Football 2:00 FIFA 2:30 ISAF World Sailing Championship 3:00 Premier League Bowls 4:00 Watersports World 5:00 WWE Vintage Collection 6:00 WWE Special 7:00 Asian Tour Golf 8:00 Golf 9:00 Ladies European Tour Golf 10:00 WWE: Late Night – Raw 1:00 WWE: NXT 2:00 WWE Special 3:00 ISAF World Sailing Championship 3:30 ATP Tour Uncovered 4:00 Close
Up In Flames: Mr Reeves and the Riots 10.45pm on BBC One The story of how 80-year-old Maurice Reeves dealt with his furniture store being destroyed. The documentary follows him trying to make sense of the outburst that may have brought about an end to a 144-year-old family tenure.
Emmerdale 8.00pm on itv 1 Cain slowly begins to come round, and nods when Chas asks if he remembers who attacked him. Laurel confesses everything about her affair to Nicola, who says there is no point lying if she loves Marlon. Amy agrees to let Val see the baby, but tells her she does not want to be present at the visit.
Living with the Amish 9.00pm on Channel 4 The teenagers stay with the Burkholder family, members of a plain order called Horse and Buggy Mennonites, and learn what Saturday night fun means for the community.
11:00 Alexandra (PG) (2007) 12:50 Waterloo Road (PG) (1944) 2:20 Carry On Up the Khyber (PG) (1968) 4:10 Only Yesterday (PG) (1991) Animated drama, with the voice of Miki Imai. 6:30 The Day After Tomorrow (12) (2004) Disaster thriller, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Dennis Quaid. 9:00 X-Men Origins: Wolverine (12) (2009) Superhero adventure prequel, starring Hugh Jackman. 11:05 Street Kings (15) (2008) Crime drama, starring Keanu Reeves. 1:10 The Line (15) (2009) 3:20 Close
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7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat un-
Buy a Landscape, Save our Steve Davies Christmas Landscape Exhibition 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec A group of local artists have taken on a shop in Cattle street (Minden Place end), to sell oil paintings watercolours drawings etc, 20% of all the work sold will go to the National Trust. Artists Taking Part Include: Graham Tovey, Kathy Rondel, Diana Bowen, Joy Langdon Martin Bullivant, Brian Marr, Maureen Osborne, Norma Priddis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)
28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall
Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition
6th - 21st Dec Exhibiting some colour original drawings with the Jersey Art Exhibitors Guild in their Charity Christmas Art Exhibition • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery
No Man’s Land: Exhibition
8am - 8pm until 10th Dec For four
Durrell - Late Night Shop- years, Google Maps has been capturping & Dining ing the world’s highways and byways
Open until 8pm (Durrell shop & Cafe Firefly), 2nd, 9th & 16th Dec Relax and enjoy Café Firefly’s special Christmas menu with something for all tastes! During these late night openings everybody • ACTIVITIES • will receive a 15% discount in the Durrell shop and both the shop and Time Team At Mont Orgueil Café Firefly will be open until 8pm 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec This and Santa will also be present on new exhibition digs deeper into the the day. Durrell staff will be wearing recent archaeological excavations a fancy dress especially for ‘Wild at at Mont Orgueil Castle by Channel Christmas’ • TBA • Durrell 4’s Time Team. Time Team arrived in • WALKS • Jersey in May 2010 and spent three days exploring the outer defences of the castle and looking for possible St Helier, The Old Quarter early buildings on the Castle Green. Guided Walk • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 10am - 12.30pm every Fri until 633300 23rd Dec Literally, the old and ancient part of St Helier with surprises Christmas Party Nights with round every corner as we weave our ABBALOO way through the heart of this old 7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec town. Quaint, Jersey customs reveal Party the night away with our a people of adventure who circumbrilliant ABBA tribute band and navigated the world and travelled dance to the big tunes of our DJ the oceans for wealth and fortune • until 1am. Dress up in your funkiest £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ festive fancy dress and come and localdial.com join the best Christmas Party on the island. Tickets include a delicious Are You Free? Christmas menu with coffee and 10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th mince pies, party bags, Christmas Dec Take a stroll through the heart of crackers and free parking • £39.50 St Helier and find out how it developed • Merton Hotel 724231 into the bustling multicultural town it is today. Even in the high speed, ready • FUNDRAISERS • wrapped, virtual reality of the 21st century, there still are shops that have Domestic Abuse Workshop been serving islanders for generations 9am - 5pm Includes refreshments • £10 • The Cenotaph, The Parade but bring your own lunch • £30 - 853525 £50 • St Paul’s Centre, outreach@ • EXHIBITIONS • jerseywomensrefuge.org
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and, in the process, a lot more besides, including: people leaving strip shows, picking their noses, urinating and much more... Mishka Henner sifted through 2,500 Google map images – cropped them, tweaked the colour and zoomed in to a variety of shots of what appear to be women soliciting sex in liminal, post industrial and rural settings – to create this exquisite collection of photographs • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444
Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition
10am - 5pm until 31st Dec The exhibition comprises of the private collections of local art collectors and includes paintings, drawings and sculptures by twentieth century artistic giants such as Pablo Picasso, Fernand Léger, Henri Matisse, Roy Lichtenstein and Henry Moore • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300
All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition
10am - 5pm until 31st Dec This exhibition looks at life in Jersey from the 1950s through to the end of the 1980s. From Island sport and events to toys, fashion, television and household products • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300
• MUSIC & GIGS • Jamie Boylan
8pm Female Vocalist Jamie Boylan • FREE • Horse and Hound, St Brelade, Susie 07700760917
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National Trust for Jersey 483193 T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy Vintage Fair Hours’ 10am - 6pm The Vintage Fair at 5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, St Aubin will be selling collectable ‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ NorGuitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone items and unique gifts from the man French Market Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge
1900s to the 1980s. Art Deco, Art Nouveau, the Arts & Craft MoveLive Music At The Inn ment, studio ceramics, prints, 6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music books, vintage French linen & clothby Bossa Basseline • FREE • The ing ect • FREE • St Brelade Parish Inn 722239 Hall 07797 744848
Glen Cowie
6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405
Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar
7pm From the energy & excitement of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie... to the cool of Miles Davis by the, Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon 727521 bwjazz.co.uk
Spirit of Christmas Market
11am - 10pm, 10th & 11th Dec Shopped out? Take time out to recharge your batteries and enjoy 10am - 8pm, until 11th See Friday some of your favourite Christmas 9th synopsis • FREE • As Part of La movies this weekend for free! Just Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 phone the box office to book a seat. jersey.com/christmas A film starts every 2 hours • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444
St Peter’s Church Annual Christmas Tree Festival
11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec Walk 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See into St Peter’s very own winter wonFriday 9th synopsis • FREE • As Part derland as the Parish Church is lit up of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge by some 70 Christmas trees. There Place 448877 jersey.com/christmas are trees of every size and style, each one provided and decorated
Squires Karaoke
7.30pm - 11pm every Fri The New Squires, The best karaoke in town • FREE • Squires Pub 730510
Electric Blues Band
8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note
Vinnie & Seamus
8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964
La Fête dé Noué
2am or 8.30am Please join us for the Peter Ward Memorial, Jersey Christmas Walk . Help us mark the 10th anniversary of the walk which has raised more than £125,000 in aid of Jersey Hospice Care and the Motor Neurone Disease Association. There are the usual three options for walkers (as well as a new Team Relay option). 18 mile route: Les Fontaines Tavern to Ouaisne starting at 8.30pm. 26 mile route Ouaisne carpark - Les Fontaines Tavern staring at 2am. 44 mile route Ouaisne carpark going all around the island • FREE • Les Fontaines Tavern or Ouaisne 510349, Jersey Hospice Care
Christmas Event - CRY Jersey
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• COMMUNITY EVENTS •
Jersey Christmas Walk
9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in December, except Christmas day [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Durrell
Tyron & Shane
SAT 10
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Durrell - Half Price Entry
8pm Live Music • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793
11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405
Christmas Film Festival
At Parade Gardens from
9th December at 5pm to 8th January 2012
10am - 4pm Join us at the CRY shops to find out more about the work of CRY, free tea, coffee & mince pies, Father Christmas in attendance, & lots of Christmas gifts. CRY Christmas raffle will be drawn at the end of the afternoon - 1st prize £500 cash & lots of other fantastic prizes • FREE • CRY Shops
In association with
Closed Christmas Day
Open from 10am to 10pm Adults £7 Children £6 Family (2+2/1+3) £22
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1st - 11th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • FREE • Various Locations The National Trust for Jersey 448877 jersey.com/christmas
by a local school, business, club or society – it’s a dazzling display. Pop Jersey Heritage Big Advent 10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th along for the Christmas Concert Dec The long-awaited opening on the 10th at 20:00 featuring The Calendar 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door of this meticulously restored Cantabile Ensemble & the Usual opens on a Big Advent Calendar and furnished Georgian town Suspects; it’s a real festive treat! in the Jersey Museum courtyard • house, built circa 1730. Take the • FREE • St Peter’s Church 481805 opportunity to step back in time to FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 see how the Jersey gentry lived Vegas Christmas Dinner in Regency times, brought to life Cabaret St Peter’s Indoor Market 9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat through the sounds, smells and 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until All sorts of goodies and treasures costumes of the era. The National 24th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Trust shop offers a unique range of £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathwell priced and carefully sourced ing Pool, 280159 Parish Hall items that are perfect for Christmas • FILM • • £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, FREE under 10yrs • 16 New Street,
- Georgian House Museum
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10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis• TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)
Motown & Soul Christmas Party - Family Nursing & Home Care
7.30pm - 1am Includes curry served from 8.30 to 9pm. All profits to Family Nursing & Home Care (no admittance after 10.30pm) • £10 £12 • St Helier Yacht Club, South Pier. Tickets available from FN&HC on 443666 or DJ Bernie on 07700 356438
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• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil
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No Man’s Land: Exhibition
8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • FREE • Jersey Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Arts Centre 700444 Mont Orgueil Castle 633300
Ice Skate Jersey
10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan Get your skates on because the rink is back! Whether you’re a polished performer or a complete novice, you’ll love this opportunity to skate your socks off. Reduced opening hours on December 24th, 26th, 31st & January 1st and closed Christmas Day • £6 - £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 07700 878351
Christmas Party Nights with ABBALOO
10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300
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10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan
10th, 15th & 17th Dec, 10am - 12pm In aid of Jersey Mencap Supporting people with a learning disability. No 7. Featuring the work of local artists Michelle Le Cornu and Gabrielle Radiguet. No 8. A Showcase for work by students from Taking Part Making Art at the Harbour Gallery, Philip Mourant Centre, The Art Centre and The La Motte Street Youth Club group • TBA • No 7. & No 8. Castle Quay, The Waterfront, St Helier. Alex 866622 or jersey.mencap@jerseymail.co.uk
Masters Exhibition
opsis • FREE • Various Locations 07700 878351 448877 jersey.com/christmas
• FUNDRAISERS • Jersey Heritage Big Advent Calendar Durrell - Half Price Entry 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300
9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in December, except Christmas day [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Durrell
Bikes.je Morning Coffee & Breakfast Meeting
Christmas Fair
8am every Sun Meet like minded bikers for Coffee and a chat. Everyone welcome • FREE • The Kiosk, Victoria Avenue
10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Spirit of Christmas Market Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • FREE • As Part Kids Christmas Art Work- Jersey Museum 633300 of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge shop Place 448877 jersey.com/christmas 2pm - 4pm This workshop aims All Our Yesterdays, to celebrate the magic of the The People’s Exhibition festive season by giving children 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See ‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Northe opportunity to create some Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • man French Market 10am - 8pm, until 11th See Friday wonderful Christmas crafts to Jersey Museum 633300 9th synopsis • FREE • As Part of La decorate the family home. Please • MUSIC & GIGS • Fête dé Noué, Royal Square 448877 bring an apron • £19 -£20 • Jersey jersey.com/christmas Arts Centre 700444
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Ice Skate Jersey
Taking Part Making Art Exhi- La Fête dé Noué See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 1st - 11th Dec See Friday 9th syn- £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade bition: A Winter Season
7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £39.50 • Merton Hotel 724231 Hidden Treasures Modern
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Backbeat
8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note St Peter’s Church Annual
10am - 3pm This exciting new event aims to bring the Jersey community together during this festive period whilst also intending to raise money for the House charities: Jersey Hospice Care and Cancer Research. We are targeting this event at people of all ages, from all areas of the island and plan to advertise it extensively. The day will include treats such as: festive food, live music and festive cheer as well as an enormous raffle, the opportunity to purchase hand made gifts and the chance to visit stalls run by our students, their parents and local businesses • FREE • Bruce House, Victoria Collage
Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape
Christmas Tree Festival 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Stepping Out - Ramsar Ram- Little Big Band blings Walk 8pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St Street (Minden Place End) 11.30am Stepping Out with the National Trust for Jersey - Why is it, that Jersey’s South-east coast shares the same international recognition as the Great Barrier Reef of Australia? This coastline ramble is all about the ‘why’ as you meander through Jersey’s unique Ramsar Site looking at some of the features that make it so special • FREE - £2 • La Rocque Harbour Slipway 483193 nationaltrustjersey. org.je
The Ha’penny Bridge 733793
Peter’s Church 481805
Talon - The Best of Eagles
Spectacular Christmas Parade
8pm In November 2004 Melbourne, Australia the Eagles filmed the opening night of their all time best selling ‘Farewell 1’ tour. It featured all the classic hits from their timeless back catalogue including Hotel California, Lyin’ Eyes, Take It Easy, Desperado, Take It To The Limit, Life In The Fast Lane and many more plus Don Henley solo hits Boys Of Summer, Dirty Laundry and All She Wants To Do Is Dance. • £20 • Jersey Opera House 511115
5.20pm - 6.45pm Wrap up warm and brave the cold this Christmas to see one of the highlights of La Fête dé Noué, as a colourful procession of floodlit floats snake past, covered in twinkling lights. Music and dancing brings it all to life and with hot refreshments on offer, we hope you enjoy our Spectacular Christmas Parade, the culmination of La Fête dé Noué • FREE • The Esplanade 448877
• WALKS • Behind Enemy Lines - Guided Walk
10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until 18th Dec How it began and why Jersey was late for the liberation. An exploration of Jersey’s War-Time Occupation visiting the War cemetery and the lonely grave. Stories of heroism and collaboration. Who made the deciding factors to many German commands? Stories of pris• EXHIBITIONS • oners and escapees. Was Churchill right in not defending the Islands? • FILM • Steve Davies Christmas And, not forgetting, Jersey’s own Exhibition The Reasons ‘Dunkirk • £8 • Howard Davis Park 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ 8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty Christmas Film Festival Front Entrance, petewebb@local11am - 10pm, 10th & 11th Dec dial.com white drawings by Steve Davies • O’Shea’s 887964 See Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 The Lockout “Moonwalk” to Seymour Steve Davies Christmas 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Tower • ACTIVITIES • Exhibition Chambers 735405 11.45pm - 2.45pm Wake a walk on 6th - 21st Dec See Friday 9th synthe sea-bed. Explore gullies, cross
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Jersey Amateur Dramatic Club Presents
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Lewis Carroll’s
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass A musical play dramatised by Clemence Dane with music by Richard Addinsell
Jersey Art Centre 10th - 15th & 18th - 21st January Nightly 7.45pm Matinees Saturday & Sunday at 3.00pm Additional Matinee on 15th January at 11.00am
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1st - 24th Dec Every day a door the bustling multi-cultural place it opens on a Big Advent Calendar is today. Booking Required • £10 • in the Jersey Museum courtyard • Liberation Square 853525 FREE • Jersey Museum 633300
1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300
11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See 19th Dec Much old and much new Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St from the millionaire’s yacht marina Peter’s Church 481805 to the amazing Castle Quay development. The Albert Pier has the RNLI • EXHIBITIONS • • ACTIVITIES • lifeboat afloat and the nearby Hyperbaric Treatment Centre. Interesting Steve Davies Christmas Time Team At Mont Orgueil harbour furniture includes the signal Exhibition 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See stones, ships’ benches, Beaufort scale 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • plaques, steam clock: Maritime Muwhite drawings by Steve Davies • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 seum, a new £m harbour walk, 19th FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall century shipbuilding • £8 • Jersey Ice Skate Jersey Tourism, petewebb@localdial.com Hidden Treasures Modern 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan • EXHIBITIONS • Masters Exhibition See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 07700 878351 Steve Davies Christmas Jersey Museum 633300 Exhibition • FUNDRAISERS • 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ All Our Yesterdays, white drawings by Steve Davies • The People’s Exhibition Buy a Landscape, Save our FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Landscape Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Steve Davies Christmas Jersey Museum 633300 Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Exhibition Street (Minden Place End) 6th - 21st Dec See Friday 9th syn• MUSIC & GIGS • opsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery
11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St Peter’s Church 481805
Songs for Starlight: Progres- 8pm An evening of Christmas music All Our Yesterdays, sive School of Music with Les Conteurs Singers. In aid The People’s Exhibition
The Story Of Gorey Guided Walk
sand bars and rock pools to Seymour Tower. Discover Jersey’s very own wilderness area in the company of local guides. Revel in the stillness and expanse of an area that is covered twice a day by some of the highest tides in the world (40ft) • £7.25 - £14.50 • Departure Point on booking. Jersey Walk Adventures 07797 853033
Key to the Quay - Guided St Peter’s Church Annual Walk St Peter’s Church Annual Christmas Tree Festival 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until Christmas Tree Festival
One Night in Bethlehem
5pm Join us whilst getting into the Christmas spirit, as St. James is transformed into a snowy, fairy-lit, winter wonderland! Together, we will fulfil the wishes of one special child on Starlight’s Wish List with a Christmas feast of music and song. Under 2s go free but tickets must be obtained in advance • £9.50 - £11.50 • St James, Jersey Arts Centre 700444
of Headway & The constable of St Saviour’s Charity Fund • £6 • St Saviours Parish Hall 887872
• FILM • Winter’s Bone: Film Screening
8pm 17-year-old Ree, now the family carer, desperately searches for her bail-jumping, drug-dealing father, but meets only resistance The Reasons from her insular Missouri mountain 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • community in this understated but Chambers 735405 superbly acted thriller, nominated for four Oscars. USA 2010 / 100 Rockabye minutes / Cert: 15 • £3 - £5 • St 7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty James, Jersey Arts Centre 700444 O’Shea’s 887964
Open Mic
• WALKS •
• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil
10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300
Ice Skate Jersey
10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 07700 878351
The Jersey Scrabble Club
7pm every Tues The first three visits are free and we welcome players of all abilities • £3 • Windsor House, Val Plaant, Anne 730409 apasturel@live.co.uk
• WALKS •
10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 10.30am - 1pm every Tues until Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 13th Dec Explore Gorey, a cheerful Jersey Museum 633300 assortment of small businesses, restaurants and hotels set in a Hidden Treasures Modern labyrinth of tiny lanes, and shaped Masters Exhibition by a history that stretches from the 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Neolithic Period to the present day. Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Hear about the oyster fishing boom, Jersey Museum 633300 how the castle was captured by treachery, and how local boy, Harry • MUSIC & GIGS • Vardon, won six British Open Golf Tournaments. Booking Required • Christmas Carols £10 • Gorey Bus Terminus 853525 12pm Come along and hear the Victoria College Boys Choir • FREE Forever Autumn • Liberty Wharf Guided Walk 10.45am - 1.15pm every Tues Acoustic Club until 20th Dec A walk in autumn 8.30pm Live music • FREE • The and winter as the dewy morning Ha’penny Bridge 733793 meadows add mystery to nature. Explore the valleys and pastures Frank Tausney and wooded cotils; smell and touch 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Jersey’s nature in deep, glorious Chambers 735405 countryside. Pink, Jersey granite farmhouses take you back to yesteryear, and bygone memories, as bubbling brooks meander the valley bottoms adding soft sounds and contentment to this beautiful • COMMUNITY EVENTS • walk • £8 • St Lawrence Church Jersey Heritage Big Advent petewebb@localdial.com
7.30pm every Sun (Subject to A History & Celebration Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 - Guided Walk rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until 12th Dec Discover how the town of St Helier grew from a handful of fishermen’s huts to its present position as the home of a major international finance centre. • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Amongst the places we visit are Jersey Heritage Big Advent the Town Church, the Royal Square and the Victorian covered markets. Calendar Calendar Find out how St Helier evolved into
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• EXHIBITIONS • Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition
Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St Peter’s Church 481805
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Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300
Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition
Ice Skate Jersey
10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 07700 878351
28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Time Team At Mont Orgueil 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See white drawings by Steve Davies • 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Tassili Wine Dinner - Cognac FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Jersey Museum 633300 Tesseron and Ch Pontet Canet Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 TBA Melanie Tesseron will • FUNDRAISERS • Steve Davies Christmas introduce Cognac Tesseron and also Exhibition Ice Skate Jersey Ch Pontet Canet of Pauillac. Cognac 6th - 21st Dec See Friday 9th syn- 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan Buy a Landscape, Save our Tesseron is one of the great secrets opsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 - Landscape of Cognac. Abel Tesseron created £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See the company in 1905, relying at the All Our Yesterdays, 07700 878351 Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle time on two separate estates, one The People’s Exhibition Street (Minden Place End) situated in the Grande Champagne • WALKS • 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See area (Boneuil) and the other in • CLASSES • Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Petite Champagne (Saint-Surin). Jersey Museum 633300 A Brief Walk In Time • £85 • Grand Jersey, 722301 or 10am every Wed A gentle 1.5 Repair/Remodel reception@grandjersey.com Hidden Treasures Modern hour walk from the JAAC (Jersey Your Clothes • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Masters Exhibition Adventure and Activity Centre) 5.30pm - 7pm every Wed Use your 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See around the Faldouet area of St lunch hours profitably and get ready Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Martin with Jeremy Mutter • £5 for your holiday! Come and learn Jersey Heritage Big Advent Jersey Museum 633300 • JAAC, Haute de la Garenne, St essential phrases and vocabulary Calendar Martin Jersey Adventures 498636 for shopping, travel, hotel bookings, 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door • FUNDRAISERS • eating out and much more. No opens on a Big Advent Calendar Rags to Riches - Guided previous knowledge of Spanish in the Jersey Museum courtyard • Buy a Landscape, Save our Walk is required • £14 • The Bridge, Le FREE • Jersey Museum 633300 Landscape 10am - 12.30pm every Wednes- Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted by The 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See day until 21st Dec We travel west Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 St Peter’s Church Annual Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle to visit the beauty and wealth of the claire.rondel@hotmail.co.uk Christmas Tree Festival Street (Minden Place End) Island, not only of the present, but 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See way back to medieval times. Not Sewing Club Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St • MUSIC & GIGS • only monetary wealth, but a wealth 4.15pm - 5.15pm every Wed Peter’s Church 481805 of beauty as we explore meandering Children’s workshop run by a Karaoke country-paths and byways to vistas of Qualified Teacher. Students will Carols for Christmas 8pm every Tues Live Karaoke extraordinary seascapes • £8 • Oyster make a recycled beanbag. Creating 6pm Sing your favourites under (Subject to Change) • FREE • Box, St Brelade’s Bay petewabb@ their own graphics and learning the stars, in the Royal Square, then Chambers 735405 localdial.com sewing machine skills. Sewing head off for some late night shopmachines supplied • £30 for 3 ping • FREE • The Royal Square George & Pete, A View Of St Aubin Sessions • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, 448877 Jazz With A Tune 10.30am - 1pm every Wed until St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Weds 14th Dec Take a stroll around St Lounge 077977 57178 claire. The Jersey Heart Support Live Music • FREE • Blue Note Aubin, once the commercial heart rondel@hotmail.co.uk Group’s Exercise Evening of Jersey. Hear about merchants, 6.30pm - 7.30pm, 8th & 15th Su• MUSIC & GIGS • benefactors, privateers and pervised Circuit Exercises specially fishermen. Find out how the village designed to help people of all ages grew, the coming of the first island George & Pete, who have experienced Heart related bus service and the railway • £10 • Jazz With A Tune problems • £3 • L’Hermitage Hall, • COMMUNITY EVENTS • St Brelade Parish Hall 853525 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Wed Beaumont Live Music • FREE • Blue Note Jersey Heritage Big Advent
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Taking Part Making Art Exhibition: A Winter Season
10th, 15th & 17th Dec, 3pm - 5pm See Saturday 10th synopsis • TBA • No 7. & No 8. Castle Quay, The Waterfront, St Helier. Alex 866622 or jersey.mencap@jerseymail.co.uk
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Steve Davies Christmas Electric Blues Band Jersey Heritage Big Advent Exhibition 6th - 21st Dec See Friday 9th syn- 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note Calendar
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10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mark Watson: Request Stops Buy a Landscape, Save our Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 8pm ‘Why aren’t you coming to Landscape Berwick?’ ‘Why do you never visit 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Shropshire?’ ‘Is there a specific • FUNDRAISERS • Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle reason for your endless neglect Street (Minden Place End) Buy a Landscape, Save our of Chorley?’ Most people aren’t troubled by questions of this sort Landscape • WALKS • 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See in their everyday lives, but Mark Friday 9th synopsis• TBA • Cattle Watson is • £15 • Jersey Opera St Mary’s Devil - Guided Street (Minden Place End) House 511115
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11am - 1.15pm every Thurs until 22nd Dec St. Mary’s Parish is a peaceful and quiet place balanced on the edge of two-hundred foot high cliffs. Easy walking across farmland and footpaths to discover the granite cliffs of the north. Stories of the ‘jersey’ jumper unfold to the six-horned Viking sheep • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, petewebb@localdial.com • THEATRE •
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6pm With Jonas Kaufmann in the title role, René Pape as the devil, and Marina Poplavskaya as Marguerite, Gounod’s classic retelling of the Faust legend couldn’t be better served • £15 - £17.50 • Jersey Opera House 511115
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SAT 17 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Jersey Heritage Big Advent Calendar 1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum 633300
St Peter’s Indoor Market
9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat All sorts of goodies and treasures for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Parish Hall
Open until 8pm (Durrell shop & Jamie Boylan & DJ King Cafe Firefly), 2nd, 9th & 16th Dec 5pm - 11pm Live Music & Buffet • See Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • FREE • Champions 888115 The National Trust for Jersey Durrell - Georgian House Museum T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy 10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th Hours’ Hospice Santa Dash Dec See Saturday 10th synopsis • 12pm Throw on a Santa suit or 5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, FREE reindeer antlers and run, jog or walk Guitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone under 10yrs • 16 New Street, through town at lunch time. Festive Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge National Trust for Jersey 483193 refreshments kindly provided by M&S and Hotel Chocolat • £10 Live Music At The Inn Vegas Christmas Dinner • Liberty Wharf 510349, Jersey 6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music Cabaret by Bossa Basseline • FREE • The 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until Hospice Care Inn 722239 24th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • • WALKS • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas BathGlen Cowie ing Pool, 280159 St Helier, The Old Quarter - 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 • FUNDRAISERS • Guided Walk 10am - 12.30pm every Fri until 23rd Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • Christmas Carols Durrell - Half Price Entry £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ 6.30pm Come along and hear the St 9.30am - 5pm Every weekend in Ouen’s Ladies Choir • FREE • Liberty localdial.com December, except Christmas day Wharf [park is closed] • £6.45 - £4.70 • Are You Free? Durrell 10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar 7pm From the energy & excitement Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £10 • Buy a Landscape, Save our of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie... Landscape The Cenotaph, The Parade 853525 to the cool of Miles Davis by the, 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE Friday 9th synopsis• TBA • Cattle • EXHIBITIONS • • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon
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28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall
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Taking Part Making Art Exhibition: A Winter Season
10th, 15th & 17th Dec, 10am 12pm See Saturday 10th synopsis • TBA • No 7. & No 8. Castle Quay, The Waterfront, St Helier. Alex 866622 or jersey.mencap@jerseymail.co.uk
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7.30pm An evening of Irish music, song and dance with the CannonO’Rafferty School of Irish Dance and friends. Dancers from the Cannon-O’Rafferty School age 4 to 20 showcase their talents with Vinny Donnelly on fiddle, Tash Stone St Peter’s Church Annual on whistle, Conrad Byrne on banjo, Christmas Tree Festival Rockabye Kieran Flynn on guitar / vocals, Billy 11am - 7pm, 10th - 18th Dec See 7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty the Fish on guitar / vocals , and Saturday 10th synopsis • FREE • St O’Shea’s 887964 Seamus Gallagher on percussions Peter’s Church 481805 / vocals • £5 - £10 • Jersey Arts Open Mic Centre 700444 • ACTIVITIES • 7.30pm every Sun (Subject to • EXHIBITIONS • Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 Time Team At Mont Orgueil rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Steve Davies Christmas Friday 9th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Jersey Symphony Orchestra Exhibition Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 25th Anniversary Concert – 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ New World Christmas white drawings by Steve Davies • Ice Skate Jersey 8pm - 10.15pm Enjoy a festive FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall 10am - 10pm, 10th Dec - 8th Jan concert by the Jersey Symphony See Saturday 10th synopsis • £6 - Orchestra, New World Christmas Steve Davies Christmas £22 • Parade Gardens, The Parade with Emma Johnson. The concert Exhibition 07700 878351 will include: Dvorak: New World 6th - 21st Dec See Friday 9th synSymphony, Copland: Clarinet Con- opsis • £150 - £250 • Jersey Pottery • FUNDRAISERS • certo (soloist: Emma Johnson MBE), Anderson: Festival of Carols, plus All Our Yesterdays, Buy a Landscape, Save our carols for choir and audience • £15 • The People’s Exhibition Landscape Gloucester Hall, Fort Regent 449827 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Friday 9th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Jersey Museum 633300 Street (Minden Place End)
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Christmas Carol Service for 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Lighthouse Christian Church Friday 9th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300
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Behind Enemy Lines - Guided Walk
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10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until 18th Dec See Sunday 11th synopsis • £8 • Howard Davis Park Front Entrance, petewebb@localdial.com
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Acoustic Club
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• WALKS • St Mary’s Devil - Guided Walk 11am - 1.15pm every Thurs until 22nd Dec See Thursday 15th synopsis • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, petewebb@localdial.com
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EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a wellconsidered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards. As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.
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EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a well-considered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards. As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come. Led by research data, Hawksford has developed a series of sub-brand identities to ensure that both clients and intermediaries alike have a clear understanding of the comprehensive range of services and bespoke services the business offers. These include Hawksford Fiduciary, Hawksford Law, Hawksford Family Office, Hawksford Wills and Probate, Hawksford Funds, Hawksford Employee Solutions, Hawksford Media and Sports, Hawksford Advisory, Hawksford Succession Planning and the company’s Swiss offering, L-S&S GmbH. As users browse through the site, the colours and brand images change, dependent on which of these sub-brand areas the page resides in. This clear navigation makes using the site to find out key information incredibly easy, even for those who know little about Hawksford when landing on the home page.
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Hot Properties: In St Ouen Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
Surfer’s Paradise
Spectacular Sea Views Out West
A superb home created only three years ago and finished to an exceptionally high standard. The property is in pristine condition and includes: five bedrooms, three bathrooms, two receptions, secluded garden, double carport, integral garage and further parking. A-J cat.
Situated in the heart of unspoilt St Ouen’s bay, directly across from the beach with spectacular sea and coastal views, this fine property benefits from the principle living rooms on the 1st floor to take advantage of the fine unrivalled views, with contemporary open plan kitchen dining area and sitting room open onto balcony. Large sunny safe garden to south west and ample parking and good size garden/ land at the rear.
£925,000 Viewings by Crespel Properties - 01534 625569
£995,000 Viewings by Troys - 01534 734488
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Granite Farm House
‘Style and Comfort’ and Unique in Every Way
This detached granite farm house makes a substantial family home with family-sized kitchen/dining room boasting original Inglenook fireplace with inset multi-fuel stove as well as family living room and four double bedrooms (two of which are en-suite). This property also offers light solid oak flooring and adjoins agricultural fields with outstanding sea views.
This property is absolutely stunning in every way and is situated in St. Ouen, one of the twelve parishes of Jersey in the North West of the Island. The parish is the largest parish by surface area and this stunning house sits on approx. 3 vergees. It is reputed to be the most traditional of the parishes. This unique house has undergone a complete transformation to create a home of beauty, giving you the feeling that you have arrived at a luxury resort.
£859,000 Viewings by Rockproperty - 01534 861888
£2,400,000 Viewings by Lyons Estates - 01534 481894
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Property of the Week Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
Detached, Superior 4 Bedroom Bungalow Situated in a most enviable location in the heart of St Ouen this detached 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom bungalow occupies a substantial plot with extensive rural and sea views over the bay. In tip-top condition throughout the spacious accommodation benefits from a magnificent, handmade kitchen/breakfast room, large lounge with floor to ceiling windows plus 4 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms. The accommodation flows perfectly out to the surrounding patios, decked terraces and large lawned gardens (with room for a swimming pool or tennis court, subject to the necessary permissions). Also benefitting from an indoor swim spa and gymnasium plus a driveway approach leading to a double garage and ample parking for 10+ cars. Not to be missed! ÂŁ1,875,000 Viewings by Red Properties 01534 710710
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Strawberry Fields - Red Properties Words // Rick Jones Feature Design // Jon Moore
‘Contemporary design’, ‘spacious’ and ‘rural’ are descriptions that these days, you may not expect to find applied to any one property. Often rurally located ‘country’ properties, whilst often spacious, are more traditional in their build and layout. This ‘must see’ new build in St Mary, however, has all of the above and more, whilst still retaining plenty of charm, befitting it’s idyllic location.
‘Strawberry Fields’ is located in the Northwesterly parish of St Mary, one of the least populated areas of the Island. Surrounded almost entirely by countryside - including the 4.5 vergee field with stables belonging to the property - both the parish and the property offer something of an escape from the bustle of small Island life. Of course, the very fact that we are on a small Island means that despite the perception of peaceful isolation, you are still in convenient proximity to shops, pubs, restaurants and fuel stations. Should you ‘discover’ this striking detached property amongst the green lanes of St Mary - immaculately fenced and with a definite equestrian feel, it leaves you in no doubt that you are no longer in town, or even the suburbs. This is the Jersey countryside proper. The double stables add a charming rustic air, despite the newness of the property and landscaping. There is also a large, lawn garden and a patio area, plus ample parking with a separate entrance than that of the field. The exterior of the building is un-rendered, showing the beautiful pink and grey granite and masterful decorative block-work of the structure. The end of the building’s exterior features bi-fold opening windows/doors. The Glazing is carried into the ‘rake’ of the roof for maximum enjoyment of the countryside outlook. The large sheltered gable ends are probably the most striking feature of the exterior at first glance. These patio doors lead into the open plan lounge and dining area, and the unusual design carries the pitch of the gable’s roof for the whole of the room. This means that instead of the usual rafters and attic arrangement, Strawberry Fields has a beautiful ‘vaulted ceiling’, fitted with modern spotlights. This arrangement allows for maximum use of natural sunlight in the daytime, and at night the angles of the spotlights, set into the vaulted ceiling, give a lovely soft - yet even - diffusion, that is at once relaxing and homely. The lounge and dining room feature built in storage, that combined with the open plan design give an uncluttered living space. This truly harmonises with the openness of the fields outside - an often overlooked detail in building a home - and gives a truly high-class feel to the design. There is underfloor heating to this area, allowing cosy comfortable winter warmth to be evenly dispersed throughout the room - much like the lighting arrangement. These attentions to detail truly display the foresight of the architect, and make for a home to be rightly proud of. The dedicated ‘entrance hall’ features doors leading to the extremely generously sized kitchen, which emanates high quality and low maintenance at the very first glance. The kitchen fittings are extremely high-quality throughout. High and low-level units are finished in a pristine white, contrasting with the polished marble work surfaces and marble floor. The dishwasher, fridge-freezer and microwave are all fully integrated, as are the Neff oven and four ring hob. There is a breakfast bar with matching modern stools, and the kitchen is fully bathed
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in natural light, with exterior patio doors for those summer evening barbecues. The master bedroom, being on the ground level (as are all the bedrooms in this single floor property), has it’s own patio doors that lead to a paved garden. The ceiling features concealed downlighting, and has it’s own en-suite bath and shower room. This is finished in Travertine tiling, on both the floor and walls, and has a walk-in shower, bath, WC, basin and bathtub. There is an individual cloakroom, similarly tiled in Travertine, and featuring another ‘guest’ WC and wash-hand basin. The second bedroom is a generous 15’3 x 10’4ft, and has a dedicated en-suite with walk-in shower, basin and WC. It features a heated towel rail and underfloor heating. Bedroom three is slightly smaller at 14’4 x 9’2ft, and features a similarly laid out en-suite with the same sanitary ware suite and finish as bedroom number two. The fourth bedroom is a spacious 15’1 x 10’5ft and has a Travertine tiled en-suite with walk-in shower, pedestal basin and WC. Once again, underfloor heating is provided, making for ultra-comfortable winter bathing and changing. The house is served by mains water and electricity, and the central underfloor heating is oil-fired. Double glazing is used throughout, and the insulation is of the best possible quality and performance, in keeping with the quality of the building. Viewing is definitely recommended, particularly if looking for a family home with peaceful, private surroundings - or provision for equestrianism, saving potentially costly livery, and allowing convenient, safe proximity to your beloved horses.
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Interiors & Accessories Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
Create an elegant festive table For an opulent look, give your Christmas decorations a Far Eastern feel. Coloured glass and glided finishes are prominent across a sumptuous colour palette of gold, purple and teal. Accessories with candles and feathers.
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Plum Peacock Wreath £14 next.co.uk
Teal Tinsel Trees £12 next.co.uk
Plum Glass Candlesticks £10 next.co.uk
Marcel Wanders Side Plate £9.50 M&S
50 Piece Mixed Shatterproof £10 next.co.uk
Gold Lattice Bauble Tree £10 next.co.uk
Plum Flock Stags £12 M&S
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St Saviour
£1,250,000 A-J
St Saviour
5 BEDROOM
6 BEDROOM
A long awaited development is on the market for the first time in 50 years. The property is situated in the most idyllic setting on a quiet road in St Saviour down a long private driveway.
St Lawrence
£650,000 A-J
Situated in Park Estate away from main stream and at the end of a private drive this stunning 3 bedroom bungalow, finished to exceptional standard and offering a home that’s flows and is low maintenance.
St Saviour
St Ouen
£495,000 A-J
A deceptively spacious, detached three bedroom family house nestled in the quiet close of Claremont Avenue. It is within easy reach of all the major town schools and on a regular bus route.
St Lawrence
3 BEDROOM
Beautifully presented family home set in the very heart of St Ouen rural country side, yet close to local restaurants and beach.
St Saviour
£455,000 A-J
St Helier
£385,000 A-H
3 BEDROOM
Without a doubt a Pristine 3 double bedroom 2 bathroom apartment with 2 secure parking spaces balcony and views now on offer to First Time Buyers and a fantastic starter home
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£479,000 A-J
2 BEDROOM
Perfect starter home set on a private setting away from main stream traffic yet close to all amenities. This divine house offers space and natural light throughout with SF garden and stunning views over to St Aubin.
St Helier
4 BEDROOM
Situated on the outskirts of Town, this absolutely stunning house has been transformed by the vendors to create a home full of warmth, space, style and comfort.
£620,000 A-J
3 BEDROOM
3 BEDROOM
A large detached home with 3 large double bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, separate dining room, large lounge, a garage with additional parking, good size garden.
£850,000 A-J
£445,000 A-J
4 BEDROOM
A stunning Victorian house situated in St Helier, with a self-contained flat that could be used as a 2-generation home or rented for extra income.
St Brelade
£300,000 A-H
1 BEDROOM
Superb location this immaculate one double bedroom apartment in much sought after location St Aubin close to beach, harbour of St Aubin and backing on to the railway walk.
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01534 481894 07797 776508
pat@lyonsestates.co.uk www.lyonsestates.co.uk St Brelade
£1,495,000 A-J 4 BEDROOM
‘A Golfers dream house’ - Walk to the golf club from your home only minutes away. This is a one of a kind a home with income, or a 2 generation home, sitting on a private and select Close with a right of way to the common. This house is presented in a walk-in condition and the main house offers 3-4 bedrooms, dressing room, 2 bathrooms, a large lounge diner, a conservatory overlooking a south-west facing lawn garden, which is totally private. There is also a garage and plenty of parking. The property is close to the Railway walk and La Moye with distant sea views from the upper floor. There is a separate self-contained one bed apartment (Non-Quals) with its own outside area. If you are after peace and quiet then this is the house for you. An amazing garden, plenty big for entertaining and that summer marquee in the garden. This home is stunning and offers a very large private and secure all day sunshine.
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Green Road Corner, St Clement, Jersey, JE2 6QA
01534 879999 sales@prestige.je or rentals@prestige.je
The Dunes, Greve D’Azette
F E AT U R E D PROPERTY
£1,700 PCM Seafront Penthouse 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment with stunning views overlooking the bay of St Clement. Internally this luxurious apartment offers a large living room with amazing sea views from the balcony and gallery style dining area, good sized fully equipped kitchen with breakfast bar, spacious master bedroom with en-suite and second bedroom with Jack & Jill door to house bathroom. Electrically operated double garage and space for one visitor. A-J available immediately.
Patier Lane, St Saviour | £3,333 PCM
Three Oaks Farm, St Lawrence | £1,800 PCM
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Chez Lamy, La Route de L’Etacq | £1,590 PCM
Patriotic Street, St Helier | £1,150 PCM
Available as “Non Quals” let ■■ Stunning sea views ■■ Furnished flat ■■ Two bedrooms ■■ Rural location ■■
A-J Or Non Quals Three bedrooms ■■ Unfurnished house ■■ Good decorative order ■■ Two parking spaces + visitors
Unfurnished flat Excellent decorative order ■■ Two bedrooms ■■ Fabulous outskirts location ■■ Negotiable Lease ■■ Undercover parking + store ■■ A-J cat ■■ ■■
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Beauport Bay, St Brelade
F E AT U R E D PROPERTY
£575,000 | FREEHOLD Close to Beauport Bay you will find this stunning design 3 bedroom detached family home with quality fixtures throughout and set in a very quiet safe Clos of only 3 other properties. Internally the property benefits from a spacious lounge with feature fireplace and surround, a large eat - in kitchen & utility room, a separate dining room currently being used as a children’s playroom all accessing a safe enclosed sunny garden. Large master bedroom with ensuite bathroom, 2 good sized bedrooms and the house bathroom. Quality Amtico & stone tile flooring on the ground floor and underfloor heating throughout. Garage and parking for a further two cars. Realistic priced for a quick sale!
Rue Des Chataigners, St John | £695,000
La Ronde Collas, St Martin | £680,000
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Bonne Nuit, St John | £535,000
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Newly Built A-J ■■ Detached house ■■ 3 Bedrooms plus study ■■ 3 Bathrooms - 2 Ensuite ■■ Safe enclosed garden ■■ Close to beach ■■ Parking for six vehicles ■■
Large 5 bed family home ■■ Situated in St Martin ■■ Large enclosed garden ■■ 3 Bathrooms ■■ Master bedroom with terrace ■■ Garage plus parking for 4 cars
Exceptional views of Bonne Nuit bay & ■■ the French coast ■■ 2 - 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms ■■ Master bedroom with en-suite ■■ Very large communal area overlooking bay ■■ Available to A-J Cat ■■
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01534 710710
info@redproperties.je 8 Esplanade. St Helier. www.redproperties.je
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Rue Bechervaise, St Mary £1,150,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD This spacious, newly built detached property offers superb, family 4 bedroom accommodation. Finished to a very high standard throughout and in walk-in condition, the property has a large kitchen/breakfast room, huge lounge/dining room with feature bi-fold doors to maximise the rural outlook and magnificent sunsets, plus 4 large bedroom suites. Most uniquely the property also boasts a large 4.5 verge field (with its own access) and stabling. Situated in a rural location bordering many fields and green lanes this striking home is genuinely A MUST SEE! Red875
House Two, Home Farm, Grouville £825,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD JUST COMPLETED and new to the market, a fantastic 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom + study family home set in a picturesque part of Grouville. This location is ideal for schools and colleges and only a short drive to the beach or Gorey village. This property is ‘as new’ and is a stunning mix of old and new with a superb Kitchen and family room. All houses have underfloor heating over both floors supplied by a state of the art combi electric and oil boiler. This taking advantage of cheap tariff rates. Category 6 cabling is wired throughout with a Rako audio media system which can be operated from a smart phone or I-pad. Speakers have been installed throughout the ground floor and ready wired at first floor level. Doors and door furniture are of the highest standard, constructed in solid oak with brushed chrome fittings. All windows are newly constructed in hardwood with double glazed units. Together with an enclosed rear garden and a triple cart-barn style car port this really is not one to be missed ! Red860
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Quennevais Park, St Brelade £435,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD This 3 bedroom, terraced property offers tremendous possibilities to create a lovely family home. In need of general modernisation throughout to include a kitchen, bathroom and general decoration, the property does however benefit from recently installed ‘Everest’ double glazing. Situated in a sought after, convenient location close to all shops and amenities at Red Houses and immediately over the road from the railway walk and Les Quennevais sports centre. Also benefitting from a detached single garage and front and rear gardens. This sensibly priced home truly would be a great buy!
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Rue de la Bergerie, Trinity £2,750 PCM | A-J | This imposing, character Jersey farmhouse has been comprehensively renovated throughout to include a new kitchen, bathrooms, carpets etc. An ideal family home the very spacious accommodation, divided over 4 floors, provides 3/4 bedrooms plus 2 attic rooms and various lounges, snugs, a dining room, kitchen/breakfast room and utility room. Situated in a most peaceful, rural location in the heart of Trinity with views over bordering fields and distant sea views to the rear. With ample parking and manageable gardens this truly is a RARE FIND! Immediately available.
Ren550
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FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £550,000 • A-J • St Helier
REF: 2412
SPACIOUS HOUSE – 3 BED £485,000 • A-J • St Saviour
REF: 2692
CORNER PLOT – 3 BED £465,000 • A-J • St Helier
REF: 2113
Quite location yet walk to town, newly installed kitchen, sunny enclosed garden
Semi detached, charm, character and appeal, large paved garden
Large kitchen/diner and large lounge, good location, great outside space
TOWN HOUSE – 3 BED £459,000 • A-J • St Helier
SPACIOUS HOME – 3 BED £445,000 • A-J • St Martin
RECENTLY REFURBISHED – 3 BED £399,000 • A-J • St Saviour
REF: 1201
REF: 2713
REF: 2572
Walking distance to town, large living room, modern kitchen, single garage
Peaceful location, immaculate condition, eat in kitchen, enclosed rear garden
Great living space, two receptions, outhouse, large tiered garden, parking for 2
FAMILY HOME WITH SEA VIEWS– 8 BED £560,000 • A-J • St Clement
REF: 2391
This 4 bedroom semi detached house is less than 5 years old and in walk in condition. It is situated in a small Close of only 4 houses, across the road from the beach and has lovely sea views from 2 of the bedrooms. The property offers a fully fitted modern kitchen, a lounge diner with patio doors to the garden, master bedroom with en suite, 3 more bedrooms, house bathroom, single garage plus parking for 2 and visitor parking. There is also a sunny enclosed garden. Safe for children and pets.
DETACHED FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £540,000 • A-H • St Helier
REF: 2665
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On the market for the 1st time in almost 30 years, this lovely spacious three bedroom detached house has a lot to offer including a large lounge diner, new fitted kitchen with Bosch appliances, three bedrooms, one with a Jack and Jill bathroom and a large sunny south facing patio garden. There is a garage and additional parking for 2 cars. Situated next to St Andrew’s Park, it has the benefits of having the best bus route and close to all amenities and the beach.
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Troys Property 23 Seale Street, St Helier, Jersey, JE2 3QG Tel: 01534 734488 Fax: 01534 759852 sales@troysjersey.com www.troysjersey.com
CHARMING COTTAGE – 2 BED £349,000 • A-J • St Helier
APT AT FIRST TOWER – 2 BED £330,000 • A-H • St Helier
SPACIOUS APT – 1 BED £275,000 • A-J • St Helier
REF: 1909
REF: 2715
Tucked away, full of charm & character, large loft, parking, outside area
Modern, superbly presented, large kitchen, living area, 2 designated parking
Ground floor, good size, well proportioned rooms, walk in condition
PURPOSE BUILT APT – 1 BED £268,000 • A-H • St Helier
EXTREMELY SPACIOUS – 1 BED £175,000 • A-H • St Helier
SPECTRUM APARTMENT – 1 BED £150,000 • A-H • St Helier
REF: 2617 Outskirts of town, ground floor, immaculate order, modern kitchen/bathroom
REF: 2097 First floor, totally refurbished throughout, walk to work, great first home
REF: 916
REF: 2658 Great value, ideal first property, top floor, bright open plan kitchen diner, balcony
FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £450,000 • A-J • St John
REF: 2688
This superb quality three bedroom house is a home of generous proportions offering large living spaces comprising of lounge separate kitchen and dining room, two big doubles and a singe room. Large enclosed sunny rear garden, 2 parking spaces and a garage. The house is situated in the sought after parish of St Johns, ideally placed for a direct route to town and schools as well as quiet country lanes on your door step. Close to local amenities and parish shops. The house is finished to a high standard leaving it in walk in condition throughout.
GRANITE NEW BUILD OUT WEST – 3 BED £775,000 • A-J • St Ouen
REF: 1657
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This beautiful granite faced 3 bedroom, 3 bath New Build house in St Ouen makes the perfect family home. It briefly comprises of 3 bedroom suites including a huge master plus a large playroom. The kitchen is magnificent with a wide range of units, integrated Bosch appliances + granite work surfaces. But the icing on the cake for this property is the location with wonderful views over St Ouen’s Bay and the surrounding countryside. There is a sunny terraced area and a carport to the rear. This property is a must see.
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A superbly maintained detached family home on a large plot in St. Lawrence. The property would be ideal for a growing family. Distant views of St Aubin’s Bay. St Lawrence, A-J Category. Freehold. Ref: 1044.
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A unique opportunity to purchase an original Victorian Town House. The property has changed hands twice since construction in 1849, has retained most of the original period features. St Helier, A-J Category. Freehold. Ref: 1010.
A well maintained family home in a quiet location.. The property includes two bedroom main house with adjoining one bedroom unit. Integral garage, parking and mature garden.
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Original Victorian Town House
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£675,000
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Stunning New Build Granite Cottage in West
Three Bedroom Detached House
Three Bedroom Town House
£630,000
£450,000
£1,700 PCM
A brand new granite cottage in a fantastic location on a private drive not far from the amenities at Beaumont. Will comprise of three bedrooms, two bathrooms, eat-in kitchen and living room St Helier, A-H Category. Freehold. Ref: 1043.
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In a quiet location just a few moments walk from the beach, local school and shops. The property comprises; three bedrooms, living room, large kitchen/ diner, bathroom and cloakroom. St Lawrence, A-J Category. Freehold. Ref: 1056.
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The Property Services Directory Compiled by Mark Bradbury, sales@jerseyweekly.com
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Gifts & Gadgets Compiled by Jason Bourgeois, news@jerseyweekly.com
Top 9 Christmas Gifts Giant Gummi Bear
Citroen DS3 WRC
£29.99 www.firebox.com
£19.99 www.iwoot.com This Radio Controlled Citroen DS3 WRC Redbull 1:28 scale is a highly detailed and fully licensed replica - you can even switch on the lights for some night racing.
Gamepad Chopping Board
Quenching your Gummi Bear cravings is no mean feat when you consider how titchy the rubbery little fellas are. With this in mind, crazy confectioners have created a whole new breed of Gummi Bears, and by gum, they’re ginormous!
RC Buggy Nitro Monster Truck
£14.99 www.firebox.com Made from toughened glass with non-slip rubber feet, this funky kitchen essential provides a hygienic, odour and stainresistant work surface for all types of food preparation (even comedy cartoon mushrooms).
£164.59 www.monsterstuff.couk This newest 4-wheel drive off-road ready-to-run race truck style eldorada w/.18 Vertex engine nitro truck. This is a 1:10 scale unstoppable nitro power truck.
Isotoner SmarTouch Gloves £24.99 www.firebox.com SmarTouch Gloves are super soft, gloves with special conductive material woven into the thumb & index finger, so you can tap, pinch & scroll even when it’s minus whatever outside. Skin-like responsiveness? App-solutely.
Music Monters Funky MP3 Speaker
Stormtrooper LEGO Minifigure Alarm Clock £14.99 www.firebox.co.uk Decked out like an Imperial Stormtrooper (circa Episode IV), this cool LCD alarm clock is officially licensed by George Lucas and his brick-stacking buddies in Denmark.
£19.95 www.firebox.com It’s time to bin those boring boxlike MP3 speakers and invest in something much cooler and totally awesome - the new Music Monster speakers, now in stock in time for Christmas, in a range of weird, wacky and funky designs.
Table Top Air Hockey £19.95 www.geniegadgets.com Table Top Air Hockey is quite possibly the fastest and most furious table top game around. At speeds fast approaching the sound barrier (this may be a slight exagration), your Puck will scream across this handily sized Air Hockey table
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STAFF PICK Slushie Maker £49.99 www.firebox.com When it comes to refreshing drinks on a hot day, nothing beats an ice-sold slushy. This tonguetingling blend of crushed ice and sweet juice has been a family favourite for decades. So you can imagine the giddy squeals, pushing, shoving, name-calling and rampant queue-jumping at the Firebox Diner when we took delivery of the Vintage Slushie Maker, in all its retro glory.
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RENAULT CLIO SPORT 1.2
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Volvo launched the saloon version of this car several months ago, but it’s now the turn of the ‘big hitter’ - it’s estate version. Volvo expect the V60 to outsell the S60 by quite a way, purely and simply because high capacity estate vehicles are still seen by the buying public as Volvo’s stock in trade. You won’t be hearing the word estate mentioned in the dealerships all too much though. In an attempt to force a shift in its brand appeal beyond the traditional middleage, middle-class customer base, Volvo has dubbed the V60 as a ‘sports wagon’ rather than an estate car. It’s quite a vague term already spearheaded by several other manufacturers, but this new model doesn’t seem too constrained by it’s description - largely because it pulls off the design trick of being at least as handsome as the Saloon model. There is however a price to be paid for that low swooping roof line and curvacious rear end, as the V60 is not exactly endowed with a great deal of storage capacity. Needless to say the car has less space than the V70 above it, but it is after all 13 litres larger than the smaller V50 and a good distance behind the competition.
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That simple fact doesn’t necessarily mean buyers won’t be enticed purely by the car’s dashing good looks on the forecourt, and the way the rear seats are laid out combined with plenty of flat load space mean there’s still plenty of practicality to play around with, but those out there looking for the most storage for their money will likely have to look elsewhere. For everyone else the V60 makes an excellent companion on the road. The similarities with the S60 mean the sports wagon inherits Volvo’s best looking interior for years, as well as a quiet, empowering driving style. This being a Volvo there’s plenty of safety features on the options list and the standard spec includes a decent amount of kit, including alloys, cruise control and climate control. The V60’s debut also coincides with Volvo’s launch of a new 1.6-litre turbocharged petrol engine for people who want high economy and low emissions without the distant rumble of an oil burner. The price of the V60 ranges from £1,000 to £1,500 more than the equivalent S60. That may strike you as a quite a bit of cost for the lack of extra boot space, but Volvo’s estate models regardless of their name - do tend to appeal to consumers ready to part ways with the notes.
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La Moye. St Brelade. Jersey JE3 8LN
Tel: 01534 490046 Fax: 01534 743240 See all our stock updated daily at www.jerseyweekly.com Some images may be used for illustration purposes. Please contact us for full details, specifications and to arrange a no-obligation test drive.
FORD TRANSIT CONNECT 2007
VW TIGUAN TDI SE 140 2008
HARLEY DAVIDSON FATBOY 2007
FORD FOCUS TDCI ZETEC 2004
£6,995
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CITROEN BERLINGO 2005
LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 3 2007
BMW 325I SE 2008
BMW K1200S 2006
£3,995
£22,995
£14,995
£5,995
VGC, Diesel, Economy
One Owner, FSH, 7 Seats, Auto
Manual, CD, AC, Climate
FORD FOCUS 1.6 ZETEC 2009
MERCEDES B170 SPORT 2008
TOYOTA RAV4 2002
£7,995
£10,995
£6,995
VOLVO C30 2.4 2007
£9,995
Automatic, AC, CD, FSH
One Owner, FSH, Auto, Sunroof
LHD, Diesel, CD, AC, 5 Door
Auto, Coupe, FSH, CD, AC
BMW F800GS 2011
FIAT 500 PINK 2010
FIESTA ZETEC 1.4 DCI 2007
VW PASSAT 1.9TDI SE 2008
£5,995
£10,995
£5,995
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As New, Top Box, Heated Grip
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Turbo Diesel, AC, CD
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PORSCHE BOXSTER S 2004
RENAULT SCIENCE 2005
JAGUAR XK4.2 V8 2008
HONDA CR-V SPORT 2005
£13,995 3.2 Tiptronic, CD, AC, Auto
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2007 • £11,495
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BAGOT ROAD GARAGE RENAULT DEALER
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RENAULT MEGANE DYNAMIQUE Manual, 4 Door Saloon
RENAULT KOLEOS DYNAMIQUE S 2.0 DCI Manual, 4x4 Crossover, Reduced from £16,995
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RENAULT CLIO INITIALE 1.6
RENAULT GRAND SCENIC PRIVILEGE 2.0 DCI
RENAULT MEGANE COUPE DYNAMIQUE
VOLVO V50 S 2.0
HONDA CIVIC EXECUTIVE 1.8
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150BHP, Diesel, 6CD Handsfree Keycard
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SUZUKI GRAND VITARA SZ5 4x4, 2.4, Auto, 5 Door, SUV
MINI COOPER S CHILLI 1.6 TURBO 17” Alloys, Electric Windows, Manual
RENAULT MODUS DYNAMIQUE 1.6 Automatic, 5 Door Compact
RENAULT MEGANE SPORT TOURER PRIVILEGE
RENAULT KANGOO CAR EXPRESSION 1.6
16” Spirale Alloy Wheels, Climate, Leather, Cruise
2 Sliding Doors, CD, Underfloor Storage
2009 • JUST £12,995
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THE AWARD-WINNING RENAULTSPORT RANGE WITH VA VA VOOM AS STANDARD
Twingo Renaultsport 133 Cup
£11,030
• Cup chassis (lower riding height, stiffer springs and dampers) • 17" Renaultsport anthracite wheels • Renaultsport front seats
3 years servicing for £249*
Clio Renaultsport 200 Cup
£15,095
• Cup chassis (lower riding height/ stiffer springs and dampers) • Renaultsport 17" anthracite alloy wheels • Red painted Brembo brake calipers
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Mégane Coupé Renaultsport 250 Cup
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The official fuel consumption figures in mpg (l/100km) for the range shown are: Urban 31.4-24.8 (9.0-11.5), Extra Urban 50.4-44.1 (5.6-6.7), Combined 42.2-34.0 (6.7-8.4). The official CO2 emission figures for the range are 155-195g/km. *Service offer
covers vehicles for 3 years or 30,000 miles (whichever comes first) and is available at the point of new car registration. The service offer can be transferred to another new vehicle at no extra cost. Services must be carried out in line with manufacturer’s servicing schedule and can be carried out at any Renault dealer. Service offer valid on all vehicles registered prior to 31st December 2011.
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C E N T R E
Vauxhall Astra SRI 2010
Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, AC, Isofix, Immob.
12 Month Warranty, Manual, Petrol, CD, Alloys, C. Locking
£10,495 £9,795
£9,495 £8,695
£9,995 £8,995
Land Rover Discovery 2002
Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, Climate, Isofix, Immob.
Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD
£5,995
£9,495 £8,995
£14,995 £9,995
Manual, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD, EC Mirrors/Windows
Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, AC, Alarm, Alloys, Immob.
Vauxhall Zafira 2003
Peugot 307cc 2008
Toyota Land Cruiser 2000
12 Month Warranty, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD
Cabriolet, Petrol, Leather, Manual, AC, CD, ABS
Audi A4 1.8 2005
Renault Megane Estate 2005
£4,995
£9,995 £9,495
£5,995
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Augres Garage, La Route de la Trinite, Trinity, JE3 5JN
Tel: (01534) 865900
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Renault Clio iMusic 2010 ABS, AC, CD, Alarm, Immobiliser, Isofix, 5 Door
Citroen Berlingo 2009
Warranty, ABS, CD, EC Windows, Immob., Load Liner
Mercedes SLK 230 1999
£9,995 £9,495
£8,995
£7,995 £6,495
Kia Rio 1.5 CRDI 2010
Kompressor, Automatic, ABS, AC, Alarm, CD Player
ABS, CD Player, Immobiliser, Remaining Mftrs. Warranty
Sportback, Technik, Manual, Warranty, ABS, AC, Alarm
Audi A3 1.6 SE 2009
Volkswagen Caddy 2010
£7,995 £7,495
£13,595 £12,995
£10,995 £9,995
Kia Sorento 2010
Range Rover Sport 2008
Vauxhall Insignia 2009
20,995
£32,995 £28,995
£12,995
ABS, Alloys, 4WD, 7 Seats, AC, Leather, CD, Alarm, Sensors
Warranty, 4WD, ABS, AC, Alloys, Leather, SatNav, CD
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Recruitment Search over 1,000 job vacancies from 14 local agencies updated daily at JerseyWeekly.com/jobs
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OPEN COURSE AVAILABILITY 2011 UP COMING COURSES TAKING PLACE AT THE GRAND HOTEL JERSEY WITH TOP INTERNATIONAL TRAINING PROFESSIONALS • 22 SEPTEMBER CIPS Course - Measuring Purchasing Performance • 23 SEPTEMBER CIPS Course Intro to Contract Law for Buyers • 11 OCTOBER Introduction to Supervision • 11-12 OCTOBER Team Building for Supervisors/ Team Leaders and Junior Managers
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• 20 OCTOBER Stress Management • 21 OCTOBER Confidence Coaching at Work • 21 OCTOBER Managing Conflict at Work
• 12 OCTOBER Getting the best from your team
• 02 NOVEMBER Social Media Marketing
• 13 OCTOBER Time Management
• 08 NOVEMBER Assertiveness and Advanced Communication Skills
• 18 OCTOBER Producing Professional Minutes Workshop • 18 OCTOBER Effective Report Writing • 19 OCTOBER
• 10 NOVEMBER Developing your Sales Experience • 11 NOVEMBER Developing your Potential / Personal Effectiveness
• 24 NOVEMBER Making Presentations • 25 NOVEMBER Project Management • 28 NOVEMBER Interviewing Skills • 29 NOVEMBER Advanced Supervision • 30 NOVEMBER Exceptional Customer Service and Telephone Skills • 01-02 DECEMBER Train The Trainer • 06 DECEMBER Digital Marketing and Digital Footprint Management
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Students recognised in IoD Jersey Work Shadowing Initiative
skills and confidence. The interview and selection process, particularly the close scrutiny of my CV, was especially useful.” The Jersey branch of the IoD has been running the Work Shadowing scheme for a number of years, supported by Careers Jersey. It provides a means for predominantly Year 12 students to experience a week shadowing a senior Director in order to get a taste for a business career. Maureen Bourniquel, Chair of the IoD Jersey Education and Training Sub-Committee, said: “Particularly in the current climate, it is vital
that we encourage local talent to stay in or return to Jersey, and that local businesses play a part in giving students an opportunity to get a taste of real business life. It is encouraging that the IoD’s work shadowing scheme in Jersey continues to be so well supported, with a high number of students taking part and a broad range of organisations offering placements yet again. It was a pleasure to recognise the efforts of those students and organisations who took part this year.” The 2012 scheme will get under way again in January, when presentations will be held for Sixth Forms at schools across Jersey. Students who took part in the IoD Jersey’s Work Shadowing initiative this year were recognised for their hard work earlier this month. At a prize giving event held at Victoria College on 8th November, attended by over 150 students, business representatives, community leaders, parents and teachers, certificates and awards were presented to the 54 students who took part in this year’s scheme, which was sponsored by KPMG. Each year, the students’ CVs, letters of applications, interviews and reports of their work shadowing experience are assessed for two main awards. This year, the overall prize was awarded to Fiona Potigny, who shadowed Jon Gripton at BBC Jersey, whilst the runner-up was William Perchard, who shadowed Julie Garbutt at Health and Social Services. Both Fiona and William were presented with engraved salvers by the Lieutenant Governor and will receive an all-expenses paid day trip to London in May 2012 to attend the IoD Annual Convention at the 02 Arena, where previous speakers have included the prime minister of the day, Bill Gates and Bob Geldof. In addition, a prize was awarded to Alexander Gavriel for writing the best report on a work shadowing experience. Alexander, who shadowed Clive Barton at Moore Stephens, won an engraved silver ball point pen. Talking about winning the top award, Fiona said: “Winning the IoD
work shadowing scheme was amazing. However, competitive element aside, participating was incredibly rewarding in itself. I thoroughly enjoyed shadowing the Senior Editor of BBC Jersey and can only hope that this glimpse of life at the top was a preview of what is to come for me!” William added: “The experience was a once in a lifetime opportunity to
shadow a Director at a very senior level, which allowed me to gain unique
Appleby Wins Jersey Offshore Law Firm of the Year 2012
The Jersey office of Appleby, the world’s largest provider of offshore legal and fiduciary services, has won the prestigious ‘Jersey Offshore Law Firm of the Year’ title awarded by leading legal sector magazine, Lawyer Monthly. The awards, of which this is one, recognise the achievements of firms in a range of categories over the past 12 months. These include the size and volume of activity compared to industry peers, as well as involvement in significant cases, innovation in client care and previous accolades. Appleby’s Jersey office managing partner, David Benest said: “We are delighted to have been given this award which recognises the value of our work in Jersey in the past year or so. Our strategy us to continue to provide a first-class service to clients and their advisers both in Jersey and in the many jurisdictions in which we have a presence. We have a long history in Jersey dating back to the 1890s and continue to grow here and globally. With the opening of our Guernsey office in 2010, for example, we became the only offshore law firm with a presence in each of the three Crown Dependencies.” Lawyer Monthly’s annual awards are celebrated in a special supplement produced by the magazine. The awards are divided into individual and firm categories carefully chosen to reflect the range of practice areas and skills that lie at the heart of a successful law firm or legal department. The magazine said: “Winners have stood out Instead of thinking about where you are
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from their peers by demonstrating professional achievement and excellence in their region and sector of practice. We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate our winners and finalists, and thank everyone who voted.”
Standard Bank Appoints New Head Of Compliance
(ICAEW) after achieving the highest marks globally in the final examinations to become a qualified chartered accountant. Kirsty was awarded the Walton prize for scoring the highest mark in the Advanced Stage Business Change examination for the Associate Chartered Accountant (ACA) qualification, which was undertaken by over 1,500 finance professionals. The ACA qualification is recognised as a leading business and finance qualification worldwide and typically involves three to five years of combined work experience and studies.
Standard Bank has appointed Seán Flanagan as Head of Compliance to develop the compliance capabilities of its Offshore division and ensure delivery of an effective compliance function across its operations in Jersey, the Isle of Man and Mauritius.
The aim of the Business Change paper is to ensure that students can provide technical advice on issues arising in business transformations, mergers, acquisitions, alliances and disposals. To attain a high result in this exam, students must have a strong understanding of all business management and audit issues and processes across financial reporting, taxation, audit and assurance and ethics knowledge and be able to apply their knowledge to the scenarios outlined in the case studies.
Mr Flanagan joins Standard Bank from the Isle of Man Financial Supervision Commission (FSC) where he was responsible for the funds and investment business team. Now based in Jersey, he will lead a team of nine to oversee the compliance framework and implement appropriate policies and procedures for Standard Bank Offshore.
Kirsty has been with PwC CI since 2007 and works across a range of accountancy areas, specialising in investment management. She commented on her award: “It is a fantastic surprise and I am really pleased to have done so well, particularly in such a technical paper which really drew on all the knowledge I’ve built up throughout my training.
Chief Risk Officer at Standard Bank Offshore, Mark Hucker, said: “This is an important role within our Offshore division and Seán’s considerable compliance and banking experience in a range of offshore jurisdictions will be invaluable going forward. We welcome Seán to Standard Bank and to Jersey.” Seán has over 20 years compliance experience within a range of sectors including banking, asset management, funds and investment business in major jurisdictions from London to New York and offshore locations including the Caribbean. He has also gained experience while working for the Dubai Financial Services Authority focussing on the supervision of asset managers, investment banks and funds. He holds a Master of Business Administration Degree, is a Fellow of the Securities & Investment Institute and a member of the Institute of Financial Services. He has also lectured for the Securities & Investment Institute examination programme and has acted as a syllabus advisor to London Metropolitan University for their MSc in Regulation & Compliance.
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“With a banking and finance degree, I was sure that I wanted to work in the finance industry and felt the ICAEW chartered accountant qualification would give me a great platform of knowledge to build my career from. The award is a great added bonus to having gained my qualification. I am looking forward to new opportunities to apply and develop my technical knowledge and capabilities.” Karl Hairon, Partner at PwC in Jersey, adds: “We are really pleased for Kirsty. This award reflects the hard work and dedication she has put in to her studies, not only for the technical accounting papers but over her whole training contract. We work hard to attract the highest calibre students to the Islands each year - and retain them - and are delighted with Kirsty’s success.” Speaking of ACA students in Jersey, David Garrigan, ICAEW Senior Business Development Manager, says: “It is excellent to see that a student studying for the ACA in Jersey has won a national prize. It really reinforces Jersey’s strong position as a place to train quality ICAEW chartered accountants... An added bonus for Jersey as a place to train is proximity to the training centre: because ICAEW students can study on island, gaining the ACA qualification is more affordable and manageable both for local students and their employers. The fact that nineteen organisations offer ACA training contracts to employees in Jersey, from large and small accountancy practices to trust companies and banks, really illustrates the quality of career opportunities locally, which are truly outstanding.”
The success of a talented chartered accountancy student from Jersey shows once again that the Channel Islands are a world class location to study for professional qualifications.
Lincoln Miles, Managing Director at BPP Professional Education says: “BPP courses are designed with one objective in mind – to help students pass their exams first time. Our ‘Steps to Success’ approach is based on three key phases – gaining relevant knowledge and understanding; revising this knowledge whilst using question techniques; rehearsing questions under timed conditions. I proudly congratulate Kirsty and all of the BPP tutors who supported her.”
Kirsty Thompson of PwC CI has been awarded an Order of Merit from the Institute of Chartered Accountants in England and Wales
For more information on training as an ICAEW chartered accountant, visit icaew.com/training
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Local Band Launch Christmas Single
Philippe Jackson, Bass Guitarist, The Pirate Brigade commented:
“We have been working on this track for many weeks now and although we are not the typical Christmassy band we all enjoyed working on the Mistletoe song. This is the first time we released something for charity and hopefully the public will help support the worthwhile Marie Curie Charity. There are so many charities which need support, but we chose Marie Curie Charity because we all fear cancer and much is being done for research but there are thousands of cancer sufferers that are benefiting from Marie Curie’s care, which costs upwards of £83 Million per year to run. So whether we sell 5 copies or 5 million every penny will help.”
Jersey Rock band, The Pirate Brigade, aren’t shy of a challenge even when asked to record a Christmas single. The festive genre isn’t usually associated with the rock bands but The Pirate Brigade welcomed the challenge that was set by BBC Jersey presenter, Ryan Morison, and set to work straight away. The band recorded the Christmas song with the help of a Jersey producer, Sam Falle. The song is available to download now. Not only have the band created a Christmas single in a record fast four weeks, the band have also decided to donate 80% percent of profits made on the track to Cancer Charity Marie Curie. The Christmas sound track combines classic Christmas singles with rock/pop elements and the inspiration came from a melody of different Artists including; Sir Cliff Richard, Slade and Wizard. The band consists of Tommy Drysdale (Lead Guitarist), Matt Powell (Rhythm Guitarist), Philipe Jackson (Bass guitarist), Adam Montgomery aka Monty (Lead Singer) and Chris Colin (Drummer). The next challenge for the band will be recording an EP at the famous Monnow Valley Studios in Wales, with top producer Richard Jackson. The band will be recording their EP in a studio where legendary bands such as Oasis have also recorded music. The Christmas single is only available for download, links can be found on the Pirate Party Brigade website – www. piratepartybrigade.com/mistletoed the song is available from all good online retailers.
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Taking Park Making Art Exhibition: A Winter Season In aid of Jersey Mencap - Supporting people with a learning disability At No. 7 and No. 8 Castle Quay, The Waterfront, St. Helier Exhibition opening times: • Preview: Tuesday 6th December 4.00pm to 6.00pm • Thursday 8th December 5.30pm to 8.30pm. • Saturday 10th December 10.00am to midday - art workshop, open to all. • Thursday 15th December 3.00pm to 5.00pm - join us for afternoon tea. • Saturday 17th December, 10am to midday - coffee, mulled wine & biscuits. No 7. Featuring the work of local artists Michelle Le Cornu and Gabrielle Radiguet. No 8. A Showcase for work by students from Taking Part Making Art at the Harbour Gallery, Philip Mourant Centre, The Art Centre and The La Motte Street Youth Club group. Sincere thanks to: Dandara, the students & volunteers of the Jersey Mencap Art Project and special thanks to the artists: Michelle Le Cornu, Elizabeth Le Gal, Pat Miller & Gabrielle Radiguet for making this exhibition possible. R.S.V.P. to Alex on Tel: 866622 or Email: jersey.mencap@jerseymail.co.uk
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Comedian Mark Watson is visiting Jersey on his Request Stops tour. Mark invited fans to suggest venues for him to perform at via his blog. After working out the most popular destinations he is on tour until Christmas. He’ll perform a mixture of old favourites and new material, experimental stuff and greatest hits to those who have previously been deprived of his trademark frantic wit.
Jersey Weekly had the pleasure to speak with Mark Watson about his career and all things comedy.
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Jersey is one of the specifically requested destinations for the Request Stops Tour. Watson delivers his act with a Welsh accent even though he is not Welsh. He says it makes him “more comfortable to be talking in a voice that I didn’t quite recognise as my own.” He is known as one of the hardest-working stand-ups and has also written four books. Mark is also a consistent regular on our TV screens. Host of Mark Watson Kicks Off (ITV4 - 2010) and the irreverent quiz show, We Need Answers (BBC FOUR - 2009), his other television credits include: Comedy Rocks (ITV1), Comedy Annual (ITV1), Never Mind The Buzzcocks (guest presenter, guest team captain, BBC TWO), Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC ONE), Channel 4’s Comedy Gala Live At The 02 (Channel 4), Would I Lie To You ? (BBC ONE), Comedy Roast (Channel 4), You Have Been Watching (Channel 4), Have I Got News For You (BBC ONE), Mock The Week (BBC TWO) and host at the 2009 Shockwaves NME Awards (Channel 4). Mark has hosted two series of his own radio show Mark Watson Makes the World Substantially Better (BBC Radio 4). Mark’s episode of Dave’s One Night Stand aired on the DAVE channel this April.
JW: How did you get into comedy? MW: Basically it started as a hobby and then grew into a job. I’ve been very lucky to do this as my job JW: Do you get really nervous? MW: The first time was about 9 years ago I can remember thinking oh bloody hell what have I let myself in for. I was away from my own University at another student union they seemed like a rowdy crowd at the time, I was watching the guy before me and I was thinking I really don’t want to do this I could happily go home now. Its like a rollercoaster ride the thought of its horrible but when you’ve done it you want to keep going back JW: How do you test out new material? MW: It’s difficult because you can’t just practice in the mirror like you would a song because you wont know if it works. I do new material gigs where the audience know it’s new stuff. It’s hard for me to do secret gigs now but I try to keep them intimate when trying out new material JW: Who are your inspirations/favourite comedians in the world of comedy? MW: Someone like Lee Mack or Chris Anderson. My favourite comedians tend to be contemporary ones because I didn’t watch a lot of comedy when I was growing up. I’m most inspired by comedians that I work with and watch live, you learn so much more about how to handle a crowd watching live. JW: What would you do if you weren’t a comedian? MW: My dream job is to be a football commentator or a sports commentator JW: How did you get through your 24 hour shows? MW: Adrenaline gets you through the first couple of hours and having a super keen audience that will stay and follow the whole thing it makes a really special
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atmosphere. 2 years ago I did say it would be the last one, I don’t want it to get boring and it’s probably not great for my health but there is always the temptation to do a comeback one in a few years. JW: What do you most enjoy from your career writing? Stand up? Tv shows? MW: I enjoy writing most of all, it’s a very quiet introvert process and I find that a relief. I love doing stand up. TV is less fun because it’s such a long process. JW: What do you enjoy doing in your spare time? MW: I’m a big sports fan. Because I’m on Tour a night in for me is a real blessing I enjoy just having dinner at home. Most of my spare time is spent with my baby who is 2 now. JW: Have you been to Jersey before? MW: Jersey is our final stop I’ve played here once before at the Opera House which is a great venue. I’m really looking forward to coming over, I used to go on holiday there with my parents so I have fond memories of Jersey. JW: A lot of people think they’re funny, when really they’re not. How did you know you were funny? MW: By doing the gigs. You get some people who are funny down the pub or in groups of people but these people are not likely to do stand up. It’s more likely to be people who are quite introverted and have a lot of comedy to get off their chest. You don’t really know until you do it there is a real difference to being funny in a social situation to being funny on stage. As soon as your out there in front of people you know whether you want to do it or not. Details of Mark’s Request Stop show in Jersey are as follows; When: Friday 16th December at 8pm Where: The Jersey Opera House Tickets: Adult £15
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Jersey Symphony Orchestra - 25th Anniversary ‘New World Christmas with Emma Johnson MBE’ Words by Rick Jones || Feature Design by Tiffany Shales
On the 18th of December Fort Regent will once again host the Jersey Symphony Orchestra, for their annual celebratory festive concert. However, this year is very special to members, friends and fans of our Island’s amazing semiprofessional ensemble, as this is the twentyfifth year since the JSO first performed in the Island. To mark this landmark age, a very special guest has been included for attendees of this yuletide performance.
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Jersey Symphony Orchestra performed their first concert in December of 1986, and over the last twenty-five years, they have continuously developed and refined their organisation, arrangements and structure, to become a true source of pride for Jersey. The mission statement of the Orchestra states; “The main object of the Orchestra is to promote, improve, develop and maintain public education in, and appreciation of, the art and science of music by the formation and organisation of an orchestra to present public concerts. A subsidiary objective is to improve the standards of playing of everyone in the orchestra.” Descriptive as that may be, we feel they may be selling themselves a little short, as having been along to a few performances, Jersey Weekly can vouch for the passion, spirit and obvious love invested in the Jersey Symphony Orchestra - before, during and after performances. There is a really obvious quality to their combined playing, and the interplay and dynamics - as well as sheer power when in crescendo or at ‘fortissimo possible’ (the loudest moments) is equal to all but the most prestigious orchestras anywhere.
She is hailed as ‘one of the few clarinetists to have established an international career as a soloist’, and has released several CDs. Her recorded output consists of clarinet concertos and recital music, covering both standard classical repertoire and occasionally lighter tracks, including some jazz. She has made numerous TV appearances, and composer Paul Reade dedicated his soundtrack to the BBC television series ‘The Victorian Kitchen Garden’ to Ms Johnson and her virtuosity. Her appearance in Jersey will no doubt lend an extra air of magic to the performance, which will include Dvorak’s New World Symphony, Copland’s Clarinet Concerto (which will feature Ms Johnson) and Anderson’s Festival of Carols. Of course there will be carols for choir and audience to sing, and there will be plenty of Christmas spirit to go around. We hope to see you in the audience, and we’ll show ‘our’ Island Orchestra that we appreciate the keeping alive of the tradition. May it carry on for another quarter-of-acentury and longer! The concert starts at 8pm, tickets are from £15, and are available from: Fort Regent telephone 01534 449827 or email: active@gov.je
Around sixty local musicians are generally joined by around fourty guests at concerts, which are scheduled generally around three-per-year seasonal programmes. The Christmas Concert is arguably the most well known, and best loved, fittingly, as the orchestra’s first ever performance was in the festive season. This Christmas Concert, the fine musicians of the JSO are joined by a guest with a title and reputation befitting the joint anniversary of the birth of Jesus and the twenty-fifth year of celebrating it with orchestral performance. British virtuoso Clarinetist Emma Johnson was awarded an MBE for her services to music in 1996. Before this honor was awarded, Ms Johnson won a string of awards and accolades including the Young Artists International Auditions in 1991, that saw her playing at Carnegie Hall, New York, as a result.
^ Soloist - Emma Johnson MBE Photo by Tim Kavanagh
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For Christmas 2011 Joglaresa presents a programme of Christmas music from the 12th to the 15th century. They will perform music such as medieval instrumental dances to Middle English lullabies using historical instruments - harps, vielles, voices and bells. Carols have been sung in Europe for thousands of years. Originally of pagan origin, they would have been sung around stone circles to celebrate solstices. The carol as we know it flourished in the English 15th century, which was when the word carol began to be used in the way we use it now. Both polyphonic as well as monophonic carols were composed and preserved in manuscripts, though usually without attribution to any particular composer. Joglaresa is a London based Irish/British ensemble. They have been playing since 1992 and are directed by Belinda Sykes. Now well-established, they imaginatively push, and often transcend, the limits of what is often thought of as early music. Their work focuses on connecting ancient and traditional musics but, rather than create a ‘fusion’ or a surreal mix of these styles, they aim to use their combined experiences (upbringings drenched in traditional Irish, English, Maghrebi and Middle Eastern music) to create a homogenous sound. They were the first medieval band to develop a programme of songs entirely devoted to Mary Magdalen, and they were pioneers in programming medieval Jewish and Arabic texts for otherwise more-commonplace Iberian and Crusades programmes - their Crusades programme (The Scimitar and the Sword) represents the voices of Judaism and Islam alongside the Christian viewpoint, and their Arts Council-award-winning programme of medieval Hebrew/Arabic/Spanish song (Dreams of Andalusia) includes songs by medieval Arab-Andalusian poets and Spanish-Hebrew poets.
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Joglaresa members spent years in North Africa and the Middle East absorbing the best traditional tunes, learning the local languages Arabic and Hebrew, and even intermarrying! Their performances include the Aldeburgh Festival, York Early Music Festival, London’s Lufthansa Festival, the Queen Elizabeth Hall (London), St David’s Hall (Cardiff), London’s Barbican Centre, Sana’a & Aden (Yemen), Brezice Early Music Festival (Slovenia), Istanbul, Amsterdam International Festival of Jewish Music, Chinchilla Early Music Festival; tours in Germany, Belgium, Italy and Holland. Numerous radio broadcasts - the world over... The band consists of: • Belinda Sykes voice, bagpipes • Ruth Fraser voice, harp • Jean Kelly harp, fiddle •Tim Garside percussion, citole, voice •Jim O’Toole fiddle, voice Celebrate Christmas at St James with a wonderful evening of entertainment. With the group’s main focus being on ancient and traditional music, this year will be strictly medieval-harps, vielles, voices and bells. From instrumental dances to Middle English lullabies, Joglaresa presents a programme of Christmas music from the 12th to the 15th Century. When: Saturday 17th December at 8pm Where: St James Tickets: The Jersey Arts Centre Adult £17 Student £11
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55 local children and young adults aged from four to twenty years old are set to take to the stage next month to put on the first ever fund-raising production of a ‘Celtic Christmas’ in association with ABN AMRO Bank N.V Jersey
The Cannon O’Rafferty School presents a Celtic Christmas. The school is affiliated to governing body An Comdhail in Dublin and over 500 schools belong to this organisation. The Cannon O’Rafferty School has been running for 12 years in Jersey with the aim being to train students to reach their highest potential in Irish dance. The school travels abroad frequently to compete against other dancers from An Comdhail in their respective age groups and grades. The school also takes part in Jersey Eisteddfodd and has taken first place the last two years for best national group. A Celtic Christmas will feature 12 dancers who recently won 36 trophies between them from the All England Irish Dancing Championships that took place last month. It will be the first production of its kind, led by the Cannon O’Rafferty School of Dance, and will celebrate the best in Irish music, song and dance. It is hoped the event will raise money to continue to fund dancers to compete internationally next year. Katie O’Rafferty, teacher at the Cannon O’Rafferty School of Dance says, “It’s going to be a really fun evening where we bring the best of Irish culture to Jersey.
mirror the success we’ve seen this year. We couldn’t put on a production like this without the support of ABN AMRO Bank who has helped sponsor this event.” Patrick Crowley, Country Executive of ABN AMRO Bank N.V Jersey says, “We were keen to support such a lively part of the Jersey community. We want to help the children go on to continue to achieve great results abroad and really look forward to seeing them perform next month.” So why not enjoy an evening of Irish music, song and dance? Dancers who are aged 4 to 20 will be showcasing their talent with Vinny Donnelly on the fiddle, Tash Stone on Whistle, Conrad Byrne on the banjo, Kieran Flynn with guitar and vocals, Billy the Fish also with guitar and vocals, Seamus Gallagher on percussion with vocals and Christmas tunes from Jordan Livesey and Charlie Cordwell. Please be advised that Monday 19th December is completely sold out. However, there are tickets still available for Tuesday 20th December, so if you are interested in attending, please reserve your place from the Jersey Arts Centre box office. When: 19th and 20th December at 19.30 Where: The Arts Centre Tickets: Adult £10.00, Pensioners £5 and Students £5
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A glamorous boudoir of seduction, voluptuous curves and burlesque temptresses.
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CHARLENE HAS BEEN OPERATING worldwide out of Jersey for a couple of years now, so for fear of falling behind the fashion, Jersey Weekly decided to go and catch up with feminine artist we reported on some time ago. Immediately lost within beautifully worked feminine figures lavishly embellished with vintage jewels, gems, fabrics and trinkets, the value of her efforts become apparent through the sensual escapism that her work provides. Aware of my mind becoming forgotten in the fanciful, I hurriedly set about my mission of quizzing this very talented artist before I drifted into one of the day’s many art provoked daydreams, and awoke to find myself intricately woven into one of her canvases…
For starters, tell us a little about yourself... I live life very passionately and emotively. I was born and raised in Surrey and have lived in Jersey for two years now, which, considering my usual nomadic lifestyle, is quite an achievement! Music is everything to me, as are my friends, the sea, meditating, dancing, reading, dancing, laughing and dancing.
Artistically speaking, how did you get to where you are today? I picked up a wax crayon when I was a baby, felt joy in my little heart and never looked back. I studied Art at college and then read a degree in Illustration at Swansea. In 2006 I was living in London scratching a living from anything I could. It was here that I experienced the return of the Burlesque scene and became inspired to paint the scantily clad lovelies that have featured a lot in my work. I took my work to Burlesque shows and Greenwich Market and had my pieces hung on the walls of cocktail bars. They proved popular and soon after I begun to have pieces commissioned. Recently my work has been inspired by my meditations and dreams and so the imagery has become a little deeper.
How does living in Jersey influence your work? I adore the island. My work has been very much appreciated over here and I am always inspired by the beauty surrounding me. When I was little, I was convinced that I was a mermaid who had been on dry land for too long and so had grown legs (I still believe this actually!), so am drawn to the sea everyday and often try to capture it in my work. Jersey is a fantastic place to operate from as I’m privileged with a nurturing environment for my art, a tangible connection to the U.K, and even an online presence worldwide.
How would you describe your art to a fellow artist? My work is a very ‘organic’ process.
How would you describe your art to the artistically challenged? I paint a lot of nearly naked ladies…
What’s the strangest commission request that you’ve ever received? You couldn’t possibly print that in Jersey Weekly.
Did you oblige? I couldn’t. I am very open-minded, however the request was rather distasteful!
What inspires you? Music of all genres, not directly from the lyrics or style as such, but it evokes something on a soul level that is indescribable with words; it’s a feeling. The painting itself may display a deep meaning or be very light hearted and simplistic, but the energy behind it is always something very special.
Don’t get shy now, but do you draw similarities between yourself and the characters in your work? Absolutely. I never used to, although I always believed that there was a connection between us, l later realised that I display much of myself and my feelings in my work.
If you could, what would you say to the characters in your work? Thank you for showing yourself to me.
Who are your models and muses? They’re stunning! Ha ha! Thanks. Some are my beautiful and willing friends, some are memories of random acquaintances, but most display themselves through my imagination. I often take a quick photo of myself striking the desired pose in order to get the anatomy right. If my studio walls could talk!!
What are your plans for the future? I’d love to find further inspiration through seeing the world a little more. I would love my exhibitions to fund my travels and then see where those journeys take me. I always establish great working relationships and receive interesting commissions when I’m on the move. My spiritual goal is to serve a higher purpose and have my art make people smile, speak to people’s hearts, make them think or be inspired to live life more consciously. It’s quite an aspiration!
To see more of Charlene’s work, please visit Charlene Hickey Art on Facebook, or find her on www.Etsy.com where you can buy prints of her work. Anyone wishing to commission Charlene for a project can call or email her in order to meet for a chat. info@charlenehickey.com or tel 078299 91550. Her website, www.charlenehickey.com, is currently under construction.
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Talon are a Tribute Band showcasing all the hits from the band “The Eagles.” They are recognised throughout the industry as the world’s definitive Eagles tribute show and are now celebrating 15 years together with a special tour.
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A Biography... ‘Talon’ formed in September 1997 and played their first gig on 28th January 1998. The band celebrated their tenth anniversary in September 2007, and have been going from strength to strength ever since. The band’s unusual name comes from the word for an eagle’s claw, and was suggested by Paul Outen, a drummer and colleague of band members, Chris Lloyd and Peter Anderson, from their cruising days. When choosing the name, they felt it was important to give the band its own identity, and did not want to play on the word ‘Eagles’ or use an ‘Eagles’ song title. The 15th Anniversary Tour features all the classic Eagles hits from their timeless back catalogue including Hotel California, Lyin’ Eyes, Take It Easy, Desperado, Take It To The Limit, Life In The Fast Lane, The Last Resort and many more. They’ll also be performing Don Henley’s solo hits, Boys Of Summer and Dirty Laundry, and Joe Walsh’s One Day At A time. Eagles songwriter Jack Tempchin describes Talon as ‘performing the great songs of ‘The Eagles’ with reverence and super talent.’
The band are returning to the island for the fifth time. The show recreates the first night of the original 1970s rock band’s bestselling tour, which kick started in Melbourne, Australia in 2004. In this epic show, Talon revisits that magical evening and recreates the distinctive five part harmony vocals and exact musical production. The four main members of Talon all perform the lead vocals. Of them, Jonny Miller plays bass guitar and keyboards, Chris Lloyd acoustic guitar and keyboards, Peter Anderson keyboards, acoustic and electric guitar, and Tony Vegas electric and slide guitars. They execute the songs with such precision the audience can shut their eyes and almost believe that they were in the presence of Don Henley and Co. The audience will be immersed into the full spirit of ‘The Eagles’ experience, but with the unique ‘Talon’ twist, and will join the band in celebrating their milestone 15th anniversary in a truly momentous way! When: Saturday 10th December at 8pm Where: The Jersey Opera House Tickets: £20
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Jonny Miller Peter Anderson Peter Anderson is the man behind the low bass notes in Seven Bridges Road and, with his bass baritone, takes care of all the low harmony parts. His rich warm tone lends itself perfectly to all the country flavoured Glenn Frey tunes.
Jonny Miller with his high falsetto belts out the top harmonies and sings the lead on all the Timothy B Schmit and several of Don Henley songs. He is best known as Talon’s bass player but is actually a classically trained pianist. Sometimes before sound check, he entertains the crew with some Mozart or Beethoven.
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Chris Lloyd Chris Lloyd, or the “Silver Fox” as he is affectionately known, recreates Don Henley’s high vocal range with a style that is very much his own. Expression, intonation, range and diction are all evident in the ballads and his raw power gives the rock songs the edge. Chris was originally classically trained but at the age of 14 he ditched opera for rock.
And finally Tony Vegas soars up to the top notes with his natural voice covering both the Randy Meisner and Joe Walsh lead vocals. A guitarist of great stature, he recreates the country style of Bernie Leadon, the jazz influence of Don Felder and the rock licks of Joe Walsh with equal portions of passion and feel. In the block harmony vocals he demonstrates his adaptability and range by covering from the bottom line to the high falsetto depending on who’s singing the lead.
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selling out the 700-capacity venue – no mean feat in these austere times. As Theology prepare to end the year with two huge December shows at the Splash (starting with Aussie Drum and Bass titans Pendulum on December 17th) and gear up
for even bigger names in 2012, JW caught up with co-director of Theology (as well as one of the two organisers behind Jersey Live), Warren Le Sueur. We wanted to find out how it all started, where it is now, and where it’s all headed…
^ Above - Zane Lowe on stage in the Dance Arena at Jersey Live Left - Schema on stage in the Dance Arena at Jersey Live
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Theology are inarguably the biggest dance music promoters in Jersey and 2011 has been a huge year for them - with such massive DJs as Annie Mac, Benga, DJ Fresh and Scratch Perverts performing at the Watersplash - with each event
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Right - Pendulum, to play on 17th Dec (DJ Set)
JW: Congrats on a fine year for Theology. What’s behind the huge demand? WLS: With the Dance Arena a huge success at Jersey Live each year, we revisited the style of acts we were booking at the Splash and invested more money into paying for higher profile and more relevant artists that we knew were making a huge impact at the festival - ones that we felt would bring something new to our Theology events. JW: What are your memories of the first show you put on in Jersey? WLS: I was always involved in booking DJs to play in Jersey, ever since I arrived here in 1991 - I played residencies at the legendary Inn on the Park all-nighters. My first booking as an independent promoter was Jeremy Healy at Madisons in August 1996, on the eve of The Battle of Flowers. Jeremy was the UK’s number one DJ at the time, tickets were a mere £7 back then and the event sold out with weeks to go. It was a great feeling knowing I went it alone and got everything right at the time. JW: How did Theology come about? WLS: Theology came about when Theory – myself, Warren Holt and Simon Gasston – joined forces with Terminology – Lee Dorrington – as we were both promoting big nights at the Splash but always battling over who got which date. We decided to join together and put our musical knowledge into one partnership and offer an even better clubbing experience. JW: When did you first discover electronic music and what was it that appealed to you so much? WLS: I discovered dance music in 1988 when I began to work for Our Price Music in North London. Acid House was breaking through to the mainstream at that time and I was in charge of buying in dance music for the store. After a year, I moved back to
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Liverpool, being relocated to the Liverpool Our Price store in the city centre – a busy shop at the time. It was then that I got a bank loan to purchase a set of Technics 1210s to try and learn how to mix all the 12” tunes I was buying at the time. I got to know the local DJs in Liverpool through the shop and was offered a slot to play at the Coconut Grove, a nightclub that had 1500 people in every weekend night, all going crazy for the same music I was selling at the shop. I ended up playing a few gigs and was totally hooked from that point. JW: You've promoted events for 20 years now – how has the profession changed in that time? WLS: There would appear to be less people going out nowadays on a regular basis than ever before, but the quality of events has picked up over the years so maybe people are just more picky about where they want to go out. JW: Pendulum return to Jersey on the 17th December. For the unfamiliar, what can we expect from the event? WLS: For anyone who hasn’t been to a Theology event, Pendulum are going to tear the roof of the Splash, rip up the dance floor and leave you crying for help! The Splash has such a big reputation in terms of crowd and atmosphere with the DJs we’ve brought over such as Chase & Status, Jaguar Skills and Benga to name a few. Our Theology regulars are the reason these acts come!
JW: What do you have planned for Theology next year? A return of MASS maybe? WLS: We would love to put on MASS Festival again but we are cautious of the economic climate. However, we are currently planning our alternate festival to Jersey Live for July – expect news soon. Names we expect for Theology next year include Zane Lowe, Caspa, Andy C, Flux Pavillion and many more. JW: Finally, any Crimbo messages for JW readers? WLS: Thanks to all who have supported Theology and Jersey Live in 2011, we promise to make 2012 even better. But before all that, we want to wish you all well and hope Santa brings you everything you’ve wished for! Merry Christmas! Theology presents Pendulum (DJ set) + support at the Watersplash, Saturday 17th December. Tickets are £15 from White Label and Carob, and selling out fast. Visit jerseylive.org.uk for more info.
FOOD & DRINK
Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011
Eating In
by Jon Moore, news@jerseyweekly.com
Sweet Potato Soup with Coconut, Ready within 20 mins, Serves 4 people
• 1 tbsp vegetable oil • 1 onion , chopped • 1-2 tsp Thai curry paste , red or green • 1.0l vegetable stock • half sachet creamed coconut (or 1/4 can reducedfat coconut milk) • handful coriander , roughly chopped • mini naan bread , to serve • 750.0g sweet potatoes , grated
1.
Heat the oil in a deep saucepan, then soften the onion for 4-5 mins. Stir in the curry paste and cook for 1 min more until fragrant. Add the grated sweet potato and stock, then bring quickly to the boil, simmering for 5 mins until the potato is tender.
2. Remove the soup from the heat, stir in the coconut and seasoning, then cool briefly before whizzing with a stick blender until smooth. Sprinkle with coriander and serve with warm naan breads.
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Eating Out by Jon Moore, news@jerseyweekly.com
El Tico, La Grande Route des Mielles, St Ouens • 01534 482009
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE BREAKFAST I would highly recommend heading west to El Tico in St Ouen’s. Set on the beachfront it is an ideal location no matter what time of the year it is. On this occasion it felt like winter had arrived, although there were clear skies we had blustery winds so took shelter in the simple yet stylish contemporary dinning area. The large glass fronted seating area draws the eye out where the white cap waves appeared in their numbers and out on the horizon where a tanker battled against the tides. You could easily spend hours here being entertained by nature and the numerous people trying to utilise natures force in their chosen water sport. Upon entering this relaxing cafe/restaurant we were welcomed and asked to take a seat where my guest and I started to scan the menus. I was drawn to the full breakfast - and it was a hearty full breakfast. Two eggs, one sausage, two rashes of bacon, half a tomato, mushrooms, sautéed potato
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cubes, some black pudding, and a little pot of baked beans. This was accompanied by a slice of toast and either tea or coffee. It’s the small touches that I felt very considerate, like the little pot of baked beans - as it’s always a debate as to whether a full English should include them. For me it’s a definite yes. The black pudding made the breakfast complete and was by far the star attraction - not over cooked as you often get. As it was a late breakfast my guest decided on the bakers basket to snack on. This included a blueberry muffin, which looked light and airy, a warm croissant, farmhouse toast, with jam and honey. Both meals were enjoyed tremendously. I was left stuffed, whilst my guest had an enjoyable snack to tide her over until a lunch appointment later that fay. El Tico is a great place to eat and a great place to gather some friends and have a good chat as you watch the world go by.
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Sports News
Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
Monika Markowska wins World Championships for Kickboxing
As well as training for these championships, Monika has also been studying towards an accounting qualification and has disciplined herself to divide her time between her role at Garenne, training and studying.
Whitmill announce their involvement in the innovative VisionPro Sports Institute
Jersey based Whitmill Trust Company Limited is delighted to announce their involvement in the VisionPro Sports Institute (VSI) following a recent press conference in Florida. During the conference VSI announced that it has entered into a number of franchise agreements with United Soccer Leagues in the USA. The agreements between VSI and USL will enable VSI to enter teams, based in Tampa, Florida, into a number of USL Leagues including the USL PRO, USL Premier Development League, USL W-League and USL Super-20 League Garenne employee and kickboxing queen, Monika Markowska, is ranked ‘number one’ in the world for her weight division, after fighting off tough competition from international competitors to secure the Full Contact WAKO Kickboxing World Championship title. Monika, a fourth degree black belt, recently won the prestigious title at the Full Contact WAKO Kickboxing World Championships in the 52kg division. In addition, Monika has become the first female from the UK to ever win the title. A dedicated kick boxer, Monika trained twice a day, seven days a week to prepare for the competition, and regularly flew to England and Ireland to train with the best coaches and to spar with the best fighters. She trained in taekwondo for 18 years, adding boxing and thai-boxing more recently to her repertoire. This is the first year she has represented Great Britain and the first World Championship competition she has competed in. One of Monika’s proudest moments was stranding on the podium, with the British flag around her shoulders, being presented with the gold medal and the World Championship belt. “I have experienced the best feeling an athlete can have -
winning the most prestigious world title my sport offers. It was an awesome moment when I realised I had won! I was in tears when I realised my dream of winning gold and becoming WAKO World Champion had come true!”
Commenting on the agreement USL CEO Alec Papadakis said “This is a great day for the Tampa soccer community, most
notably youth players and fans. Not only will an elite academy be established so top young talent can pursue their professional dreams, but Tampa will have new professional and elite men’s and women’s amateur teams to support for years to come. Backed by some of the top names in world soccer, VisionPro Sports Institute will make a difference for Tampa soccer.” Headquartered in Jersey, VSI uses the support and backing of some of football’s leading professionals including current and ex English Premiership players and managers to establish and operate elite academies for young talent. The US franchise agreement is another milestone for VSI as it continues to develop its international academy business, for the elite development coaching of young players. Joining the VSI team at the conference was its International Ambassador Ian Wright the ex-England and Arsenal player who has an active interest in the business. Nobody knows better than Ian about the values that VSI stands for as he himself was nearly 23 years old when he was plucked from obscurity by Crystal Palace and went on to win every domestic honour in the English professional game.
“I would also like to say a huge thank you to Garenne Group Limited for their kind sponsorship. I could not have represented my country at these championships without their kind help,”
Football, or Soccer as known in the US, continues to grow at a significant rate and now has the largest participation of youngsters than any other sport in the country. This growth is also reflected by the number of players from the US now competing in the Premiership and currently includes Tim Howard (Everton), Clint Dempsey (Fulham), Brad Friedel (Spurs) and Stuart Holden (Bolton).
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ARSENAL V EVERTON Saturday 15:00 ARSENAL have recovered well from a disappointing start to the season, recording a unbeaten run of seven Premier League matches. Though they’re only two points off a Champions League spot, a Premier League title looks a tall order considering the blistering form of league leaders Manchester City – still they’ll be looking to keep momentum going with the visit of Everton tomorrow, a tie which, historically, tends to go in Arsenal’s favour.
BOLTON V ASTON VILLA Saturday 15:00 ASTON Villa have won just one of their last six Premier League matches; Bolton, meanwhile, have lost 15 of their last 18 games and are still level bottom of the table following a woeful start to this year’s campaign. They’ll be looking at this tie as a chance to get back on the scoresheet, but Villa have claimed the most draws in this division so far, and tomorrow’s meet at the Reebok Stadium could well go either way.
LIVERPOOL V QPR Saturday 15:00 LIVERPOOL are better off points-wise than they were at this stage last season, when they eventually tallied 58 points – their lowest in six years. This year they’re on the tail of Chelsea with a win needed to put distance between them and fellow Champions League battlers Arsenal and Newcastle. They’d certainly expect a victory over a shaky QPR at Anfield, though they’ve drawn last their last four at home.
MAN UTD V WOLVERHAMPTON Saturday 15:00 TOMORROW’S home tie for United is a golden opportunity to continue last weekend’s winning form following an unsettling run of three games without a win. In the Premier League, United are five points better off than they were at this stage last season, but they’re still five off title contenders Manchester City, and Sir Alex Ferguson will be happy with nothing fewer than three points.
NORWICH V NEWCASTLE Saturday 15:00 DESPITE a loss to league leaders Manchester City at the Etihad last weekend, Norwich have already won as many Premier League games this season as they did in 33 Premier League games in 2004-05. Still, they’ve not got a great defensive record, but they have won three of their last five matches at Carrow Road. After a lightning start Newcastle’s form may be flailing a little, but they’ll need another three pointer this weekend if they’re to leapfrog themselves back into Champions League contention.
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SWANSEA V FULHAM Saturday 15:00 SWANSEA haven’t won in four Premier League matches – and in four games, they’ve produced just three goals. Still, they’ve also managed an impressive tally of six clean sheets in 14 Premier League games this season and they’re still sitting reasonably comfortably in 14th place, four points above the drop zone, despite an unlucky result at Blackburn last weekend. Swansea boss Brendan Rogers has created a pretty formidable home side this season so he’ll be looking for a three pointer at the Liberty Stadium this weekend. WEST BROM V WIGAN Saturday 15:00 WEST Brom have lost three of their last five Premier League matches, and they’re one of the lowest-scoring teams in the league, with just 13 goals from 14 games, though they are managing to maintain a comfortable mid-table position following last season’s finish of 11th – their best, in fact, in 28 years. They’ve got a decent home record this season, so they might be banking on a three-pointer at The Hawthorns tomorrow considering Wigan’s wildly inconsistent run of late. SUNDERLAND V BLACKBURN Sunday 13:30 IT’S not often these days that Blackburn can head into a Premier League tie off the back of a 4-2 home win, but Steve Kean will be happy that his men managed to overcome a 10-man Swansea side and offer the boss a glimmer of hope for his future as Rovers’ manager. Still, the stats are stacked against him, and neither is it necessarily a great time to travel to Sunderland, who, despite recent troubles, will be boosted no end by the arrival of new manager Martin O’Neill. STOKE V TOTTENHAM Sunday 16:00 TOTTENHAM have taken 31 points from a possible 42 – the most they have had at this stage since they last won the title in 1960-61. They won 15 and drew one of their opening 16 games that season, and they’re 12 points better off than at this stage last season. They’ve also won their last six Premier League games in succession – a new Premier League club record – and should they win at the Britannia Stadium on Sunday they’ll overtake the run of six unbeaten matches recorded by Terry Venables’ team in 1990. CHELSEA V MAN CITY Monday 20:00 MANCHESTER City have taken 38 points from 14 games, which is the most ever by a Premier League club at this stage of the season. They are the only remaining unbeaten side in the PL, and although they haven’t been able to transfer that form into European glory thus far, they’ve scored 48 Premier League goals this season and have the joint best defence, conceding just 13 goals. However, they have not kept a clean sheet in their last seven league games, and Chelsea might now be experiencing something of a comeback following their 3-0 win at Newcastle last weekend.
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TAE KWON DO Words // Marcus Quinn • Feature Design // Jon Moore
Club: Cho’s Jersey Founded: 1996 Members: 100 Cost of membership: £30 juniors, £40 adults Other costs: Suit and badges, juniors £35, adults £45 Interesting fact: Tae Kwon Do was formed in 1945 and taught to the Korean Army, and has since been taught to numerous armies throughout the world. It has its origins in the ancient Korean martial art of Tae Kyon and Japanese Karate. It is Korea’s national sport and is taught in their schools as part of their curriculum. You have to hold a Tae Kwon Do black belt to be in the Korean special forces. Contact: Robert Fernandes, 07797 732129, or Monika Markowska, 07797 854560 Website: www.chos-tkd-jersey.com
WHAT IS THE CLUB’S TRAINING SCHEDULE?
WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF THE SPORT?
WHO ARE THE MEMBERS? WHAT KINDS OF PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED?
“Tae Kwon Do is renowned for its spectacular kicking, competition sparring, patterns, self defence and discipline, and anyone can do it, regardless of age or physical ability,” says Robert Fernandes.
HOW POPULAR IS THE SPORT IN JERSEY? “Very popular – we have around 100 members all together.”
“On Monday evenings we run children’s advanced, adults beginners and adults advanced sessions at Fort Regent; on Wednesday evenings we run children’s beginners, adults beginners and adults advanced sessions at Fort Regent; on Fridays we run beginners and advanced sessions in the kickboxing area at Fort Regent and on Saturday mornings we have children’s beginner and advanced sessions at Fort Regent.”
WHAT IS THE CLUB’S COMPETITION SCHEDULE? “We enter competitions in the UK and Ireland, and have been very successful, having trained national, European and world champions.”
“The members in the club range in age from four-years-old to students in their 60s.”
WHAT SUCCESSES HAVE YOUR STUDENTS ACHIEVED?
“Tae Kwon Do has been practised in Jersey for around 30 years, and was initially introduced in the Island by David Walsh and Brian Walsh from Ireland. They both unfortunately left the Island in 1996, and that is when I decided to start Cho’s Tae Kwon Do Jersey.”
“We have achieved success on the national and international stage – Monika Markwoska has been the most successful and is an instructor at Cho’s Tae Kwon Do Jersey. She has won many national, European and world titles and has also represented Poland in Tae Kwon Do. She is also representing the British WAKO Team in the upcoming World light contact championships in Macedonia in October and the world full contact championships in Ireland in November.”
WHAT EVENTS DOES THE CLUB RUN?
WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THE CLUB SO SPECIAL?
“The club runs local competitions and we also ran a summer camp at Fort Regent this year which was attended by around 150 students from Jersey, England, Ireland and Scotland. We’ll also be running a summer camp next year which will be held from 23-27 July 2012 at Fort Regent, and that will be attended by the legendary world renowned Grandmaster Hee Il Cho and his senior student Grandmaster Philip Ameris, as well as other instructors and students from around the world. The club also runs the Battle of Jersey fight night at Fort Regent.”
“It has a great family atmosphere and everyone is very friendly and welcoming.”
WHAT IS THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB?
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HOW CAN SOMEONE GET INVOLVED? “Just simply turn up on one of the nights we train at Fort Regent with a pair of jogging bottoms, T-shirt and a towel. The first three lessons are free, so give it a go!”
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Sports & Fitness by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com
SPORTS & FITNESS CENTRES
BodyRox No. 6, Seale Street, Seaton Place, St Helier.
Fort Regent Leisure Centre St Helier. Phone: 449800
Phone: 618300 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 9pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 5pm Sun: 8am - 5pm
Carrefour Metro
www.gov.je Gym: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9.30pm, Fri: 6.30am - 9pm Sat & Sun: 8.15am - 5pm Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm
Normandy House, Grenville Street, St
Helier Phone: 739000 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8pm, Sat: 8am 5.30pm, Sun: 9am - 4pm
Club Carrefour La Grand Route de St Laurent, St Lawrence Phone: 865555 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8.30pm, Sat: 7.30am - 7pm, Sun: 8.30am - 6pm
Curves 19 Oxford Road, St Helier. Phone: 611900
Open: Mon - Fri: 7am - 3pm, 4pm - 7pm Sat: 9am - 12pm
Fitness First The Waterfront, La Rue de L’Etau, St Helier. Phone: 752400 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 10pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 8pm Sun: 8am - 6pm
• ARCHERY • Archers of Jersey
£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Old School Aerobics Carrefour Metro
Aerobics at Fitness First
• AQUA AEROBICS •
Mon - 5.30pm Hydrofit at Les Quennevais Fri - 5.45pm Mon - 7pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Shape up to Music Aerobics with Jayne & Julie Aquamotion at Les Mon - 7.15pm Quennevais
Sun - 10.30am Tues & Thurs - 9.45am £6 a session, 1 hour. St Mary’s £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Community Centre (Mon) & St Martins are 45 min. School (Sun) 864569. Until Dec.
Aqua Combat
Fat Burner at Les Quennevais Tues - 7pm Tues - 7pm
Brune, St Brelade. Phone: 497000 www.lesormesjersey.co.uk Gym: Mon - Fri 6.30am - 9pm Sat & Sun: 7.30am - 8pm
Les Quennevais Sports Centre
Route des Quennevais, St Brelade. Phone: 449880 www.gov.je Gym: Mon - Fri: 7am - 9pm Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 6pm Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm Swimming pool: Mon - Fri: 7am - 8.30am (Adults only) 9am - 8pm Wed & Thurs: 7pm - 8pm (Adults only) Fri: 6pm - 7pm (Family fun) Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 7pm, 4.30pm - 6pm (Family fun) Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm
Springfield Stadium & Sports Centre Janvrin Rd,
St Helier. Phone: 449615 www.gov.je Centre: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 10.15pm Fri: 6.30am - 6.30pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 2pm. Gym: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9.30pm Fri: 6.30am - 6pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 1.30pm
Fri - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
734524 aquasplash.je
Aqua Natal at Les at Quennevais
Mon & Wed - 7am - 9pm £TBA archersofjersey.webs. Mon - 5.30pm com Tony O’Sullivan 743755 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both archersofjersey@hotmail.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Archery Society Metro. Classes are 45 mins. Thurs - 7.30pm Sun - 10am Dance Aerobic at BodyRox £TBC 91 Crabbe, St Mary Thurs - 12.10pm jerseyarcherysociety.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
• AEROBICS •
Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village Le Mont a la
£7.30, Beginners Class Aqua Splash
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• BADMINTON •
Tues & Wed - 7pm £6.80, Classes are 1 hour.
Grainville Badminton Club
Aqua Beat at Les Quennevais
Tues & Fri - 8pm - 10pm Friendly club looking club Wed - 9.45am standard players to join as new £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes members or guests. £5 guest are 45 mins. or membership options, New Gilson Hall, La Pouquelaye info@ Aqua Aerobics at Les grainvillebadmintonclub.com
Quennevais
• BASKETBALL • Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. Beginners - Jersey Aqua Fit at Les Quennevais
Basketball Association
Tues - 7.30pm. £TBC Langford Fri - 9.45am Sports Centre, Mont Millais £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. Advance - Jersey Basketball
Post Natal Aqua at Les Quennevais
Association
Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Aqua Mobility at Les Quennevais
Tues - 8.30pm £TBC Langford Sports Centre, Mont Millais
• BODY PUMP • Bodypump at Fort Regent Mon & Wed - 6pm
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Thurs - 5.45pm Jersey Thai Boxing Club £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Thurs - 6pm are 1 hour. Sat - 3pm £5 per session or £35 a month, 70 Bodypump Technique at Fort Stopford Road, St Helier 077977 42964
Regent
• CIRCUITS • Mon & Wed - 5.40pm Thurs - 5.30pm FREE, Classes are 15 mins. Curves Circuit with Zumba Recommend to do before your 1st Mon - 7am, 12.30pm, 6pm & Body pump 6.30pm Thurs - 9am, 12.30pm, 2.30pm & Body Pump at Fitness First 4.30pm Tues - 7am & 5.30pm Sat - 9.30am & 10am Thurs - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm Classes are 30 mins. Sat - 9am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. Performance Life at Carrefour
classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.
• CYCLING •
Laydeez Fitness Classes
Coast 2 Coast Mountain Bike Tour
Circuits at Les Quennevais
Dance N’ Tone at Springfield
Step Circuit at Les Quennevais
Beginners/Intermediate Line Dancing at Springfield
Tues & Thurs - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Sat - 9.30am £10 - £30, Kiosk, Bel Royal john@ £5 per class or £30 per month, First jerseyadventures.com 07797 727503 Tower School Gym 07797 721315 fiteez.co.uk • DANCE • Tues - 6.30pm Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.
Wed - 6pm Metro Tues - 9am Sun - 10.15am Muscle Pump at Carrefour Mon & Fri - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Metro Advanced. £45.50 or £59.50 a month £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. Mon & Wed - 1.10pm for both clubs, Classes are 30 mins. Tues - 5.30pm (45 mins) £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Circuits at Fitness First clubs, Classes are 35 mins. Mon & Wed - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.
are 45 mins.
• COMBAT WORKOUTS • Boxercise at BodyRox
Tues - 12.10pm Wed - 1.10pm Thurs - 5.20pm (Outdoor) Fri - 7am Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £59.50 a month for both Carrefour £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins unless stated. clubs. Classes are 1 hour.
Bodypump Express at Fort Regent Circuits at Club Carrefour
• BOWLS •
Busy Life at Carrefour Metro
Tues & Thurs - 7am Tabs Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Mon, Tues, Thurs & Fri - 9.30am Wed - 1.10pm & 11.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, Mixed ability. £45.50 or £59.50 a The Indoor Bowling Stadium, Grainville month for both clubs, Class Pass Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@ - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for aol.co.uk Carrefour Metro. Classes are 35 mins.
Jersey Bowls
Mon - Fri - 10am - 2pm £3 Jersey Bowls Club, Westmount 852158
Tabs & Disabled (new members welcome)
Circuits at Carrefour Metro
Tues - 12.10pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.
Wed - 9.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Together in Life at Carrefour Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: Metro 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Women Only. £45.50 or £59.50 a Friendly League month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 Sat - 9.30am for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Metro. Classes are 30 mins. Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Circuits at Fort Regent Tues - 6pm • BOXING • Wed - 7am Sun - 10.30am Pisces Thai Boxing Gym £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon & Fri - 5pm - 6pm (Children are 1 hour. Classes) Mon, Wed & Fri - 6pm - 7.30pm Boxing Circuit at Carrefour (Adult Classes) Metro TBA, La Petit Route Des Mielles, Tues - 6.20pm St Brelade. 07797 813676 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both andysellars@yahoo.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10
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Body Attack at Fort Regent
Intermediate/Advance Line Dancing at Springfield
Tues - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Over 50’s Shape up to Music with Jayne & Julie
Tues - 10.30am Thurs - 10.30 £5.66 a session, 1 hour. Beginners also welcome St Mary’s Community Centre (Tues) & Trinity Parish Hall (Thurs) 864569. Until Dec.
Mon - 6pm Wed - 5.45pm Sat - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. Contemporary Dance &
Fighting Fit at Fort Regent
Improvisation with Sheri
Tues - 6pm - 7pm Mon & Wed - 6.30pm for Adults - All Ages & Abilities. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes First Tower School, Parking in the are 1 hour. school playground, Your first session is FREE! Then £5 per class Tel. Body Combat at Fort Regent 07797855756 unitydanceprojects@ Tues & Thurs - 5.45pm yahoo.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. Dance Fusion at Fort Regent
Kickboxing at Fort Regent
Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Tues & Thurs - 6.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour 45 mins. Salsa Fusion Wed - 8pm - 10.30pm until 28th Boxing Circuit at Carrefour Dec Metro £5, The Drift Bar 07797 845845 Tues - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Kids & Teenage clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 B-boying (Breakdance) classes, Only valid for Carrefour Sat - 12pm - 1pm (4 - 9yrs), 1pm Metro. Classes are 1 hour. 2pm (10 - 18 yrs) £4 - £5, great form of dance to learn,
Fighting fit at Carrefour Metro but also improves coordination, Thurs - 6.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.
balance, confidence and general fitness for all levels of ability. Boys and Girls welcome. Samares School 07797 785810.
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• DIVING • PADI Dive Courses
Fun & Fitness for 5 - 9 yrs at Springfield BodyRox Wed - 12.15pm Tues - 9.30am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
Daily at a time the suite you From a Discover Scuba Session (try dive) through to Instructor Training £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road Zumba/Atomic at BodyRox Wed - 10.30pm - 5 - 9yrs 880934 www.divejersey.co.uk Thurs - 9.30am - 4 - 7yrs Thurs - 10.30pm for Teens DiveJersey - Boats Dive £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Varied Schedule Including Shallow dives suitable for are 1 hour. open water divers £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road 880934 www. Fitness for Teens at BodyRox Wed - 3.30pm divejersey.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. PADI Open Water Course Mon - Thurs - 10am - 4pm • MARTIAL ARTS • £TBC The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 866990 scubadivingjersey.com
Pilates at Fitness First
Mon & Thurs - 12.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues - 1.15pm are 45 mins. £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.
Ambient Stretch at Les Quennevais
Pilates at BodyRox
Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm Wed -1.15pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.
Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent Body Balance at Fitness Mon - 6pm First £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Sun - 10.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
• NETBALL • Pay and Play
Wed - 8.30pm - 10.30pm
Jersey Wado Ryu Karate Club £5, Open to all abilities even
Try Dives
Mon & Thurs - Juniors 6.30pm - complete novices, Les Ormes indoor 7.30pm, Seniors 6.30pm - 8.30pm Netball Courts, Rena Nelson Mon - Sun - 10am - 5.30pm £35 over half term for families - £TBC, Bel Royal School 07797 449748 or r.nelson@gov.je £49.50 The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 722102 info@jerseywadoryu.com • PETANQUE • 866990 scubadivingjersey.com
• HOCKEY • Jersey Ladies Hockey Club
Wed - 6.15pm Newcomers Welcome, Les Quennevais astro turf, 07829 916655 nicky_quenault@yahoo.co.uk
• KAYAKING •
Piscesfitness
Daily - 12.30pm, 2.30pm & 3pm Sat - 12pm, Mon - 6pm £25 - £30, St Brelade’s Bay 07797 £TBC Active Studio & Dance Studio, Fort Regent 736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk
Kids Class at Fitness First
Mon, Wed & Fri - 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
Tues - 11.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Pilates at Carrefour Metro are 45 mins. Thurs - 5.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Fitness Pilates at clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Springfield classes, Only valid for Carrefour Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am Metro. Classes are 55 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes • RUGBY • are 45 mins.
• PILATES •
Children Advance - Cho’s Tae Kwon Do
• KIDS •
Beginners Pilates at Springfield
Sat - 11am £TBC Active Studio, Fort Regent
Thurs - 1.45pm FREE, Carrefour Petanque Club, The Nicolle Centre, La Route de St Jean, St Lawrence
Kayak Tours
Sun - 10am - 12.30pm £235 - £310 (6 or 8 weeks) For anyone who wants to discover sit-ontop kayaking or has bought a kayak and wants to improve their paddling skills. kayakadventures.co.uk 077978 53033
Thurs & Fri - 10.30am Wed - 6.15pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour.
Friendly Petanque
Kayak Tours
Sit on top Kayaking Course
Core Pilates at Club Carrefour
Wed - 5pm - 6pm (Bag & Pad Blast) Sat - 11am - 12pm - (Rounds/ Circuit Training) £5, Pisces Thai Boxing Gym, La Petit Route Des Mielles, St Brelade. 07797 813663 or natsellars@ hotmail.com
Power Pilates at Les Children Beginners - Cho’s Quennevais Tae Kwon Do Mon - 9.30am
Daily - 10am £20 - £25, Location on booking 07797 727503, jerseyadventures.com
are 1 hour.
• MIND AND BODY •
Thurs - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.
Pilates at The Studio
£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon - 10.30am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 1 hour.
Tai Chi & Relaxation at
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Tues - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.
Pilates for the more Active at Fort Regent
Mon -10am & 1.10pm (40 mins) Ambient Stretch at Fort Tues - 7.15pm (40 mins) Regent Wed - 12.10pm (40 mins) & Mon - 9.30am 9.30am Fri - 10.30am Thurs - 5.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 1.10pm (40 mins) are 1 hour. Sat - 10am £6 - 40 mins, £7 1 hour classes. The Body Balance at Fort Regent Studio, Top Floor, 21a La Columberie Mon & Wed - 7.15pm 07797889107, karenatthestudio@ £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes live.co.uk, kmpilates.com are 1 hour.
Tai Chi & Relaxation at Les Boxercise for 12 - 15yrs at Quennevais Tues - 12.30pm BodyRox
Power Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent
Mon - 10.30am (1 hour), 7pm Tues - 9.30am, Wed - 7pm Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Les Quennevais Rugby
Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only) of all levels of experience welcome. Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds Wayne: 07797 771367 or info@lqrfc.com
St Helier Rugby
Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only) of all levels of experience welcome. Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds Alex: 07829 702324 or sthelier.rugby@ gmail.com
• RUNNING • Running Club at Carrefour Metro Tues - 1pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both
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clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Spinning at Carrefour Metro Metro. Classes are 45 mins. Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm Wed - 5.45pm • SAILING • £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Raleigh Sailing classes, Only valid for Carrefour Daily Cruise’s Available Metro. Classes are 35 mins. 5 different cruises available, short bay, coastal, around the island, inter island Spinning at Les Quennevais & french coast cruises. Prices vary. Mon & Thurs - 6pm & 7pm 07797 792858 or 638804, admin@ Tues - 10.30am & 6pm raleighsailing.com Weds - 9.30am & 6pm Fri & Sat - 9.30am • SHOOTING • Sun - 10.15am (1 hour 30 mins on last Sun of each month) Clay Pigeon Shooting £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Daily are 45 mins. Clay pigeon shooting is a thrilling experience which demands RPM at Fitness First concentration, a keen eye and quick Tues & Fri - 6.15am, 7am reactions £35 Absolute Adventures Wed - 5.30pm 07797736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk Thurs - 7am Sat - 9am Jersey Pistol club Sun - 11am Sat - 2pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. Sun - 10am • STEPS • £3 - £6 Jersey Pistol club, Le Chermin du Catel, St Mary 852158 information@ jerseypistolclub.org.je Step at Les Quennevais Mon - 9.30am • SPINNING • £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Spinning at Fitness First
Mon - 7am, 1.15pm, 4.40pm, 5.30pm & 6.30pm Tues - 1.15pm, 4.40pm, 5.30pm & 6.30pm Weds - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm Thurs - 1.15pm & 5.30pm Fri - 1.15pm Sun - 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.
Spinning at BodyRox
Mon - 7am & 12.10pm (35mins) Tues - 5.30pm Wed - 7.15am & 6pm Thurs - 12.10pm & 5.30pm Fri - 7.15am & 12.10pm £6 a class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
Spinning at Fort Regent
Simply Step at Carrefour Metro
Wed & Fri - 5.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 45 mins.
Step & Shape at Fort Regent
Wed - 7.10pm (50 mins) Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Step & Pump at BodyRox
Fri - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 40 mins.
Step at Fitness First
Mon - 7am & 6pm Sun - 9.30am Tues & Thurs - 7.10am, 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. & 6pm • VOLLEYBALL • Fri - 5.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. Beach Volleyball Thurs - 6pm Spinning at Club Carrefour FREE, Open to everyone - just bring Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am water. The Gunsite Mon - 6.15pm Sat - 9.15am Beginner Volleyball Sun - 10am Sat - 2pm - 4pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour £5 a Session, interested in learning clubs. Classes are 45 mins. how to play or to improve their skills.
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Haute Vallee School 077977 42882
• WALKING • Nordic Walk with Fiteez
are 45 mins.
Core Conditioning at Les Quennevais
Tues - 6.10pm (50 mins) Regular Classes & Courses Fri - 1.30pm (45 mins) For more information call 07797 £6.70 or FREE with Active. 721315 fiteez.co.uk
• WORK OUTS •
Leg, Tums & Bums at Les Quennevais
Muscle Pump at Les Quennevais
Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Body Active at Springfield
Legs, Tums & Bums at
Mon - 10.30am (1 hour) Tues - 7pm Cardio Kick at Les Thurs - 10.30am Quennevais Sun - 9.30am Wed - 10.15am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. are 45 mins. Mon - 11.15am BodyRox £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Wed - 12.10pm are 45 mins. Thurs - 6.15pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Body Sculpt (upper) at are 1 hour.
Carrefour Metro
Mon, & Wed - 12.10pm Core Extreme at BodyRox Tues & Thurs - 1.10pm Wed - 5.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes clubs, Classes are 35 mins. are 1 hour.
Musle Pump at BodyRox
Mon - 12.10pm Fri - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.
Total Tone at Les Quennevais
Absolute Abs at Carrefour Metro Wed - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.
Mon - 1.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tri Work-Out at Les are 45 mins. Quennevais Thurs - 9.30am Team Workout - Abs at £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fitness First are 45 mins. Mon, Wed & Fri - 5pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 15 mins. Body Active at Les
Stretch & Shape at Les Quennevais
Quennevais
Thurs - 11am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Mon & Thurs - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. Bootcamp at Carrefour Metro Thurs - 12.10pm Core at Fitness First Perfect for those who want to push Mon - 6.15pm themselves that bit further & enjoy Fri - 1.15pm training outdoors. £45.50 or £59.50 £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Shape & Tone at Les Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 Quennevais mins. Tues & Sat - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Body Combat at Fitness First are 45 mins. Thurs - 5.30pm Sat - 10am Bodytone at BodyRox £39.95/month, Classes are 45 mins. Tues - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Weighted Workout at Les
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Quennevais
£7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour 15 mins. Fri - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Yoga at Fitness First are 45 mins. Tues - 6.30pm Fri - 7am Total Tone at Fort Regent Sat - 11am Fri - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.
Yogalates at Springfield
Zumba at Rouge Bouillon
Thurs - 7pm School £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tue - & Thurs - 6.10pm are 45 mins. Sun - 11.10am £6 per class or £40 per month (10 Dynamic Yoga at Les classes) Jo - 077977 78015 or Quennevais zumbajojersey@hotmail.com Thurs - 7pm Hatha Yoga Beginings £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at Springfield Tues - 6.30pm are 45 mins. Wed - 5.45pm Friday Fitness at Les £7 Rouge Bouillon School Mary: Sat - 9.15am Quennevais 07797 761014 Fitness Yoga at Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 10.30am Metro are 45 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mind & Body Yoga at Fri - 1.10pm are 45 mins. Springfield £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Zumba at Town Church • YOGA • Tues - 7pm clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Wed - 6pm £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Metro. Classes are 35 mins. Colin 07797 747392 Bikram Yoga at Club are 1 hour.
Carrefour
Mon & Wed - 9.30am Tues & Thurs - 6pm Fri - 5.45pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins.
Afternoon Yoga at Les Quennevais
Yoga at Les Quennevais
Yogalates at Les Quennevais Zumba at Fitness First
Wed - 7am Sat - 10.15am Wed - 6.15pm Sun - 8.45am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fri - 10.30am & 6.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. Sun - 11.30am are 1 hour. £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.
Hatha Yoga at Springfield Toddler Massage & Yoga (6 Sun - 10am Zumba at St John’s School Months - 2 Yrs) £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Thurs - 6.30pm
Wed - 9.30am - 10.20am are 1 hour 30 mins. Mon & Wed - 1.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £35 for 6 weeks, Carousel Dance • ZUMBA • Studio, St Helier, 639603 / 07797 are 30 mins. 810638, lavenderlullabies.co.uk
Yoga at BodyRox
Svaroopa ® Yoga Mon - 5.45pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Wed - 10am Thurs - 6.15pm are 1 hour. £10 (block) - £13 (drop in), Classes Bikram Yoga at Yoga Matters are 1 hour 30 mins, Indoor Bowling Stadium Grainville. Celina - 07797 Everyday 919149 Mon to Fri - 6pm Tues, Thurs, Sat & Sun - 9.30am Vinyasa Yoga at Fort Regent Sat - 4pm £7, 3a Rue de Funchal, St Helier Wed - 6pm www.yogamatters.yolasite.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. 07797 838376 Jersey Bikram Yoga
Mon, Wed & Fri - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Members/OAP/Students £7, Drop in £10 or 10 Classes £80, Yoga studio, Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village 07797 725243 www. jerseybikramyoga.com
Vinyasa Yoga at Les Quennevais
Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.
Iyengar Yoga Carrefour
at
Club
£6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Colin 07797 747392
Zumba at Club Carrefour
Zumba at Carrefour Metro
Mon - 6.20pm Sat - 10.15am £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.
Zumba at La Moye School
Mon & Wed - 6.30pm £6 per session, Lucy 07797 761892
Zumba at St Martin’s School
Mon - 6.30pm £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Colin 07797 747392
Fri - 9.30am Sun - 10.10am £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour.
Zumba at Trinity Parish Hall Fri - 10.15am £6 per class Jo - 077977 78015
Zumba for Beginners at Fort Regent Fri - 1.10pm £3.35 or FREE with Active, Classes are 35 mins.
Zumba at Fort Regent
Tues & Sat - 9.30am Tues - 6pm Thurs - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.
Thurs & Sat - 9.30am £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins. Zumba at Les Quennevais Tues & Thurs - 7am Tues - 10.15am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Core Body Yoga at Sun - 11.15am are 1 hour. Springfield £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Thurs - 5.45pm are 45 min. Bikram Yoga Les Ormes £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Thurs - 10am are 1 hour 15 mins. Zumba at BodyRox Thurs - 6.30pm Tues - 5.20pm All classes are for beginners, 07797 Yoga Class Wed - 6pm 851589 or www.bikramyoga.je Thurs - 6.30pm - 7.30pm £6 - £7 Thurs - 7pm Dynamic Yoga at Springfield L’Horizon Spa 07829 954000 calli@ £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes yoga-box.co.uk are 1 hour. Tues - 5.45pm
Ashtanga Yoga at BodyRox
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PROPERTY LARGE 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT IN THE HEART OF ST AUBIN’S VILLAGE
Available from 1st January 2012, Two double bedrooms, Entrance hall, Bathroom with shower over bath, fully fitted kitchen with very large diner/lounge, fantastic location, Best bus route in the island, best location in the island, Rent; one month in advance and one month Returnable Deposit, A-H Quals required, Love Life, Love St Aubin’s. £1,100 Call 07797 722291 FOR RENT - AH LARGE 1 BED FURNISHED APARTMENT 1 bedroomed fully furnished quals (AH) stylish apartment available for rent in the heart of town. Very bright and spacious fully furnished top floor apartment with gas central heating, within a purpose built block of 9 apartments. Rent: £950.00 (includes rates and service charge) one month’s rent in advance and deposit of £900 will be required. Fully fitted kitchen with all new appliances. Available on a year’s lease which can be renewable from December. Suitable for non-smoking professional or couple, references and credit checks will be carried out. Contact Stephanie after 5pm on 07797 826113. HOLIDAY HOME IN BELVIDERE, KNYSNA, SOUTH AFRICA Perfect getaway for families. Safe, fun and LOTS to do. Long or short term lets available. Sleeps 8, with swimming pool. Contact Tessa Goudvis on 0027 83 400 5706 Email jgoudvis@mweb.co.za www.singati.withtank.com UN-QUALIFIED APARTMENT No.8 Duhamel Place St Helier
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Jersey. Positioned in a quiet residential but central part of town, No.8 Duhamel Place is a brand new non qualified modern & stylish apartment building, Constructed to the highest standards in quality and finish. Kitchen is fully fitted with integrated appliances: cooker, fridge/freezer, washing machine & dishwasher, with tiled floors. Housing Status: A-H Qualifications £1,350 Call 01534 630666 NON QUAL 4 BEDROOM FLAT TOWN CENTRE 4 bedroom flat (inc. 2 really large corner rooms), recently redecorated, new carpets in 2 rooms, stunning high ceilings, situated above office in town centre. Can be used as 4 bedroom flat plus communal areas or 3 bedroom with lounge/dining room. All rooms have curtains. Shared large bathroom with shower and shared kitchen with built in hobs, oven and grill, airing cupboard, large fridge freezer. Loft space for storage. Available immediately. Deposit required. Negotiable lease. £2000 pcm Contact Ruthie or Katie, Call 625242 or 077977 79007 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - PONTAC, ST CLEMENT Spacious family home in quiet cul-de-sac. 3 Bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, large family kitchen, bathroom, dowstairs cloakroom. Safe enclosed garden overlooking fields, parking for 3 cars plus visitor parking. Close to St Clement primary/secondary schools and Co-Op Locale. Excellent bus route. Owners motivated to sell, no onward chain. £455,000 ono Call 077977 21312 REFURBISHED AND SMARTLY PAINTED A-H FLAT AVAILABLE - JANUARY 2012 Completely refurbished and smartly painted one bedroom unfurnished A-H flat available January 2012. Close to town, own parking and private garden/ BBQ area. No smoking. Long term lease preferred. £850 p.c.m. plus deposit in advance. Call 01534 878889 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - PONTAC, ST CLEMENT Spacious family home in quiet cul-de-sac. 3 Bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, large
kitchen bathroom, downstairs cloakroom. Safe enclosed garden overlooking fields, parking for 3 cars plus visitor parking. Close to St Clement primary/secondary schools. Owners motivated to sell, no onward chain. Call 077977 21312 3 BEDROOM FAMILY HOME St Saviour/St Clement area, close to beach, park and town. Well maintained three bedroom semidetached house for sale, perfect for a young family. Comprising of large kitchen diner and separate utility room. Sunny lounge with functional fireplace. Fantastic loft conversion currently being used as a study but could be used as a 4th bedroom. New roof. Double glazed with under floor and gas central heating. Small south facing garden. Sea views and parking for one car. Internal viewing a must. Offers around £379,000 Call 07797 718410 BEAUTIFUL 1 BEDROOM PENTHOUSE FLAT Beautiful 1 bedroom penthouse flat in St Aubin with stunning views across the harbour. Recently re-decorated to a high standard. Flat compromises of: 1 Large bedroom with built in wardrobe Lounge/Dining area Newly fitted kitchen with a range of cupboard, fridge/freezer, washing machine and built in oven hob Newly fitted bathroom suite. There is also 1 allocated parking space and loft storage Rent is £1200 PCM £1500 Deposit Full Housing qualifications required If you would like to come and have a look please let me know as we are happy to accommodate this at any time. Flat is available from 01 December Call 07829 777617 DETACHED A-J 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - ST SAVIOUR A-j detached 3 bedroom house for rent in st saviour. Tucked away in small private quiet cul de sac of just 3 houses. Close to St Saviour and Grainville schools, walk to the waterfront in 30 minutes. Unfurnished. Parking for 4 cars. £1,650 Call 07797 740810 MUST SELL - LEAVING THE ISLAND Two bedroom property in St. Helier. 10 min walk to town centre. 2 designated parking spaces.
Safe enclosed garden. Offers invited and considered. Must sell due to leaving the Island. For further information or to arrange a viewing please call 724511 or 07797 756477 IMPOSING DETACHED 4 BEDROOM HOUSE Large Detached Granite House - St Ouen - £2,550 pcm - A-J An imposing four double bedroom, two bathroom detached granite property located in the West ideally situated close to all local amenities, bus routes and just a two minute drive to the beach. To the rear of the property there is a large sunny enclosed, mature garden offering total privacy. Parking for 3 to 4 cars plus a garage and external buildings which can be used as an office / den. Available to let to A-J Categories. £2,550 PCM Call 01534 861123 or 077977 88304 TWO BEDROOM TWO BATHROOM APARTMENT (A-J) Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom purpose built apartment with views over People’s Park. Designated secure underground parking space, security intercom access, impressive communal areas and lift access to all floors. The apartment is in excellent condition and features a fully fitted kitchen with integrated cooker, dishwasher and washer dryer, double glazing and Economy 7 heating. Lounge (26.9’) with Juliet balcony. Master bedroom with ensuite. Situated on the outskirts of town within easy walking distance of shops, the park and beach. £1,350 PCM Call 077977 61229 1 BED TOWN FLAT FOR RENT MARINA LOCATION Brand New Marina apartment at Castle Quay, partly furnished with high gloss latte fitted wardrobes a memory foam bed with draws and wall mounted plasma screen TV. The curtains in the bedroom and lounge are fully lined with blackout. Wooden floors run throughout finished to a very high standard The apartment benefits from a fully fitted German kitchen with all top end appliances and a separate cupboard in the hall way that houses the washer dryer. £975 PCM Call 077977 68817 NON-QUALS QUIET GARDEN FLAT WITH PARKING
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 1 double bedroom with shower on suite (no bath), plus 1 box room (box room 2.51m x 1.87m), Lounge/ Dinner, Kitchen, Toilet, Storage area. Own entrance to garden and on site parking for 1 car. Part furnished, Gas cooker and fridge on site. Available for professional persons only at £1,150 pcm for a couple or £1,046 pcm for single occupancy, plus own utility charges. Non smokers, Minimum 2 year agreement £1,046 Contact through jerseyweekly.com BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER 2 BEDROOM COTTAGE This lovely 2 bedroom cottage is just a minutes walk from the beach and has a garage and parking. The cottage has a large lounge/diner with working fireplace, a scullery with loads of storage cupboards, and a lovely bright fully fitted kitchen with integrated fridge, dishwasher, electric oven and hob. There is a large bathroom with bath and overhead power shower and 2 double bedrooms. Rental of £1,550 per month with a deposit equivalent to 1 months rent. Call 853512 (evenings) or 07797 797378
gearbox, year 2001, central lock, power stering, abs, cd player,electric windows and mirrors, in board computer, metalic silver colour, 93k miles on the clock(mostly motorways miles), good condition for a year, lot of space on the rear seats,and very big boot, perfect family car,quick sale,looking £1275, (or nearest offers)!!! Call 07797 901596 TOYOTA AVENSIS T2-VTI, TOP OF THE RANGE,IMMACULATE!!! Spirit manual gearbox, silver metalic colour, 5 door,power sterinc ,esp, abs, central lock, electric windows and mirrors, rear parking sensors, cd player, alloys wheels, on board computer, leather seats, too many to list, year late 2003. £4,250 Call 0782 9721156 HONDA CIVIC TYPE R
SPACIOUS 3 BED SEMI FOR SALE 2002 47000 miles good condition, £5,000 Call 07700 328909
This lovely family home is offered for sale at a sensible price. It has 3 bedrooms, a lounge, kitchen, dining room and sun room. Along with a spacious bathroom upstairs and a shower room downstairs this is the house that meets all your needs. Outside is a safe, enclosed rear garden with garage/workshop and on street parking for 2 cars. £415,000 Call 077977 2806
VEHICLES 2.0 LTR PUG 306 1995 5 DOOR EX UK Peugot 306 5 door 2.0 diesel for sale very good and cheap run about 80+ miles to £20.00 of diesel drives very well due to new track rod ends and ball joints. Also has new clutch and hand break cables passenger side has slight crease in body work by previous owner but all works fine. It’s a 1995 and is ex uk, imported into Jersey in March 2009. Hence mileage 88500 ideal work horse or run about asking £700 ovno Call 077979 63267 CITROEN XARA PICASSO,QUICK SALE!!! Citroen Xara picasso, manual
HYUNDAI TUSCANI 2.7 ELISE WITH ALPINE SUPERCHARGER 280HP 6 speed manual gearbox, 2004, only 24k miles, service history (just serviced, new clutch kit fitted, orginal hyundai parts), mint condition inside and outside (no scratches and indints), climacontrol, alpine supercharger aquacooled cost over 2k. £4,500 Call 07700 708888 GOLF FOR SALE Volkswagen Golf 1600 SE FSI, Automatic, Petrol, Registration year 2005, Mileage 29150, £3,995 Call 07829 868616 TOYOTA RAV4 Manual, 5 door, 4X4, electric windows/mirrors/sun roof, power steering, 2 ltr, all works. £1,250 Call 07700 366737 RENAULT MEGANE SCENIC RXE 2.0 1998 Renault Megane Scenic - body work and interior in very good clean condition. Seats 5. Excellent runner only 3 users from new. 96,000 miles. Metalic green. Looking for quick sale hence price!! £850 Call 077977 32447 CHEVROLET LACETTI 1.6 SX 2006 AUTO 5 Door Hatchback, 50,000 Miles Good Condition, Air/Con ,Cd Player, Had Full Service Including Timing Belt 3000 Miles Ago, Alloy Wheels, 2495.00 Ono Call 07700 351086
SUZUKI INTRUDER 800 2007 Suzuki intruder great bike wired for tom tom tourer or comute to work very well ballanced bike 800cc. £1,900 Call 077977 75709 VW GOLF GTI 2. REDUCED PRICE VW Golf Gti 2.0, Manual, Year 2001,3 Door, Central Locking With Factory Alarm, Electric Windows, Cd/Radio/Cassette Player, Folding Rear Seats, Driver, Passenger And Side Airbags, Etc......Very Good Condition, £3599 Ono Please Call On 07797818035 Or 07797844915 For More Information Or To View, Selling Due To Lack Of Parking Space. **MUST GO** VW GOLF MK3 CABRIO 1.4 First registered 1994 (1995 model). Ideal first car. Good looking and perfect summer car. Electric hood and mirrors. Full leather interior. No electric windows or central locking. Economical, comfortable and reliable little car. Recently serviced. Open to offers. £1,100 Call 07829 790995 SUBARU IMPREZA RALLY CAR Subaru Impreza Rally car Jersey Weekly cover Car MSA log booked. Good straight car. DVS approved. Well maintained. Ran the entire 2011 JMC&LCC multi-surface rallies with No.1 on the Door Lots of Trophies to its name RHD Impreza GC8 with bolt in cage SIMTEK Management with Anti Lag and launch control; mapped for Jersey Fuel by Steve Simpson. (jacked Throttle) Haywood and Scott equal length manifold Repackable exhaust Prodrive Grp N Gear box with electric centre diff, Hydrolic vertical handbrake wired to diff release AP 6Pot front brakes (tarmac spec) new turbo fitted end of last season. Kaylan Mudflaps 18” wheels with p-zero inters (tarmac spec) 15” Wheels with Kumho gravel (Dirt Spec) Can be sold as dirt spec or tarmac spec Sold Ready to rally. Dirt Spec £9,000 Tarmac Spec £10,000 Call 077977 19655 BMW E36 328i,MINT CONDITION Bmw e36 ,328i, auto with sport and economic mode,, abs, esp, power steering central lock, cd player, all electrics, alloys wheels with 4 new tyres, black metalic colour with black leather seats, year 1996. £1,950 Call 07797966905 MUST GO ,VW SHARAN 1.8 PETROL,OFFERS WELCOME VW Sharan Sport 1.8T Petrol ,Manual Gearbox, Metallic Light Green Colour, Year Late 2001 (After Face Lift), Power Steering,Central Locking, Esp, Abs, Cd Player, Onboard Computer, Electric Windows And Mirrors, Roof Racks, Alloys Wheels, 7 Seater. £1,895 Call 07700 33070
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BMW 361I RACING GREEN Good condition, female owner, reluctant sale due to moving house with less parking space. MAKE BMW 361i YEAR - 1995 COLOUR - Racing Green MILEAGE - 53,700 EXTRAS - Central locking, Electric Sunroof, BMW Wheels, JVC Ten CD Multi- player, Electric Windows, Service History. £1,300 Call 07829 768411 FOR SALE SUZUKI GSX-R600 MOTORBIKE £3900 ONO For sale 2006 Suzuki GSX-R600 motorbike, colour Blue / White, mileage 7447. This bike is in excellent condition and has always been garaged. £3,900 ono Call 077977 11711 BMW 318i E46 Late 2001 blue BMW 318I, in very good condition in and out, 53,000 miles, no expenses spared. Service history plus I will get it serviced before the purchase for a lucky buyer. Tiptronic gearbox gives an option of full automatic or manual transmission, Full cream leather interior, CD changer, Climate Air Conditioning, rear parking sensors, Cruise control, electric windows, very dynamic, a pleasure to drive. Would consider a px for a BMW 1 series- preferably diesel. £4,395 Call 07700 362932 ORIGINAL FACTORY EDITION, REPSOL HONDA FIREBLADE
(CBR1000RR)2005, Very good condition. Only 6500 miles. Only 2 owners. Power commander, Dark screen, R&G crash protectors. Comes with a brand new set of Battlax Tires worth £200. Please no time wasters. £4,500 Call 07700 329119 CAR ALLOYS 4 Subaru alloy wheels with tyres for sale - size 17/45/215. Offers. Contact through jerseyweekly.com
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Beautiful full size brown plush rocking horse on slider looking for new stable, loves children. Need to
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 sell as he is eating me out of house and home. £200 Call 077977 32330 4 TIER SHELVING UNIT, WOOD SHELVES WITH METAL FRAME 4 tier tall, dark pine wooden shelves for storage with silver metal frame £10 Call 07797 718060
sugar canister set, a white utensils holder, a white teapot. They have all been used but are in excellent condition. Bargain at £25 for the lot. Please ring 855523.
Surplus to requirements. Enough slabs to cover 10 sq meters eighteen 675 x 450 six 450 x 450 six 225 x 450 £150 Call 077977 39466
FOR SALE BLACK LEATHER RECLINER CHAIR
DINING TABLE AND 6 CHAIRS
Black Leather Recliner Chair for Sale, excellent condition, 12 months old, bought new for £249. Must be collected. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm
Dark wood, glass top over raphia, rectangular dining table and six matching chairs. Good clean condition. Table measuring: 3ft2 or 96cm wide - 4ft11 or 1m50 long and 2ft6 or 77cm high. To be collected. Other matching items are also available if required, i.e. sideboard, nest of tables, bookcase to complete dining room furniture area. £150 Call 01534 724282
IPOD IBASS SPEAKERS iPod iBass speakers, £10 Call 07797 843769 CANON EOS 400D WITH EXTRA LENSES AND ACCESSORIES
PINE TABLE AND 4 CHAIRS Light pine table, medium in size, oblong in shape. Great condition, ideal for family dining room as it seats 4 with 4 included chairs. Bargain as this is offered at SALE price. £110 Call 07797 718060 COT BED Cot Bed East Coast Angelina Cot Bed in Cocoa. A traditional and timeless cot bed with panelled ends and a gently curving top rail. The Angelina is made from solid pine. 2 protective teething rails; 3 adjustable base heights; 2 fixed sides; 2 split ends convert to bed mode. (RRP: £179) £70 Call 077977 84197 SINGLE PINE BED FRAME Single Pine Bed Frame 2 x Frame Ends 2 x Borders Joined slats 4 x Allen bolts 4 x Barrel nuts CSK screws & wooden dowels included Simple to set up Combined joined slats for ease. (St Saviours Road) Quick easy bed solution just add own mattress £20 Call 077979 61460 THREE SEATER SETTEE
Royal Blue 3 seater settee 7’ 6in Long X 3’ Wide, Along with a Second set of cream covers, complete with 5 scatter cushions with Red, & Blue covers and a second set of Cream covers to match. All covers machine washable. Very good condition £150 Call 01534 607862 TWO SEATER SETTEE Dark Blue 2 seater settee 5’ 10in Long X 3’ Wide, Along with a Second set of cream covers, complete with 4 scatter cushions with Red & Blue covers and a second set of Cream covers to match. All covers machine washable. Very good condition £100 Call 01534 607862 ARMCHAIR Armchair in good condition. Green fabric that has just been steam cleaned. Light beech woodwork. De-cluttering so NLR. Offers around £18 Call 077977 82686 WHITE KITCHEN BITS & BOBS A change in kitchen decor means I have the following items for sale: a white cordless kettle, a white two slot toaster, a white tea/coffee/
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TWO VINTAGE MIRRORS Two vintage mirrors with perfect reflective surfaces. One is oval with light wood surround and the other has a gilded metal frame. offers around £15. Call 077977 82686. . BEKO OVEN Beko White Electric oven with 4 electric hobs. 4 years old but good condition, sale required as having new kitchen fitted. Ready for collection from 16th December. 350 Call 077977 78648 ICANDY PEAR PUSHCHAIR This pram is currently set up for a baby and a toddler although i do have the other seat so That it can sit 2 toddlers, so many seating options with this pram that you will not be disappointed. It will also seat the maxi cosi car-seats with the adapters. This pram is like brand new and hardly used as my toddler now refuses to go in a pram and wants to walk. I also have the rain covers, cup holders, umbrellas and shopping hooks... like new and to be collected from St Ouen. Asking £400. Please text or call if interested -07797760531 CHERRY WOOD DROP LEAF BREAKFAST TABLE Cherry Wood Drop Leaf Breakfast Table Pedestal Base with Drawer Size 26 x 26 inches; Opens to 26 x 54 inches Quality piece of furniture £125 Call 07797 713147 ITALIAN CREAM CORNER SOFA Perfect condition, less than a year old. 38” high. 83” long to one corner. 82” long to other corner. Downsizing so need to let it go. It is a great bargain for someone, as it looks and feels (and smells) brand new. Prefer text on 07797 818040 BOAT ENGINE FOR SALE Diesel Inboard Boat Engine. Complete And Runs Sweet. £500 ono Call 01534 746678 BRADSTONE WEATHERED RIVEN COTSWOLD SLABS.
2 LOVELY CHOCOLATE LEATHER SOFAS FOR SALE 2 Lovely Chocolate Brown Leather Identical Sofas for sale. 1 x 2 Seater and 1 x 3 seater both are in excellent condition. £275.00 ono Call 07829 747032
ELECTRICAL SONY ERICSSON WT 19 I BLACK MOBILE PHONE For Sale.. don’t miss it... Sony Ericsson WT19 i Black (unwanted gift) A lovely smart phone with WIFI, Android and a perfect companion for those who love a tune on the go.. Sold as new still in box, unused, untouched. £109 Please text , and I will get back to you ASAP 07700 703121 NINTENDO DS GAMES AND PSP GAMES AND WII GAMES DS Games Pawly Pets - My Pet Hotel Pawly Pets - My Vet Practice Baby Pals Fifa Worldcup - Germany 2006 Tony Hawks ? Downhill Jam Tamagotchi - Corner Shop 2 Need for Speed - Under Ground - Are you smarter than a 5th Grader ALL £5.00 Call 07797 772284 IPHONE 4 - 16gb Unlocked. Comes with case, headphones and USB charger. Mint condition. Well looked after. Only year old. £500 Call 01534 880776
For sale, I have my whole set of photography equipment, perfect for someone starting up! This is EVERYTHING you need. The main items are listed below: Canon EOS 400d Canon BG-ES Battery Grip Canon EFS 18-55mm lens Canon EF 50mm Lens Tamaron XR Di 28-300mm Lens Canon speedlite 550EX external flash Manfrotto 676b mono pod Manfrotto 190xpr0b tripod Manfrotto 804rc2 tripod head All items are in excellent condition, the tripod is in a bag and has never been used! I also have lens filters, 6 batteries 2 bags Memory cards etc! This would cost well over £1000 to buy, looking for £650 for a quick sale. Call 077977 40445 IPHONE 4 , 32GB FOR SALE Excellent condition comes boxed with all original accessories. Unlocked to any network. Great phone, just can’t get used to it after using htc for so long. Send message anytime or call 07829 981629 between 1pm and 5pm SMALL, MODERN CD/TAPE/ RADIO PLAYER Small modern cd/tape/radio player (philips) with light wooden speakers x 2 and modern centre unit, couple of years old but hardly used so excellent condition - only selling as no use for it now i have my i-Pod. timer, shuffle, clock, repeat butttons. speakers: £40 ono Call 07797 819140
SPORT & LEISURE ELECTRA HAWAII 20” GIRLS BIKE FOR SALES
PANASONIC LUMIX G3 Only used for few months. Colour black. In mint condition. Will include camera bag. £250 Contact through jerseyweekly.com COMPACT PHOTO PRINTER Selphy Compact Photo Printer for Sale. Never used, all accessories still sealed. New printers priced at £145. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm
Great Girls Bike In Excellent Condition - Need To Sell As We Have Got A Larger Bike Now Electra Hawaii Single-Speed 20-
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Issue 110, Friday, 9th December 2011 Inch Girls Bike (2011) Frame: Stream Ride Hi-Ten Steel w/ Patented Flat Foot Technology® Fork: Steel Unicrown Cranks: Classic Steel One Piece Bottom Bracket: 9-PC Loose Ball. £65 Call 01534 629916 LATERAL THIGH TRAINER In good condition, complete with recipe book and exercise program by Brenda Dygraff, (American Fitness Queen) Bought from TV Sales Channel and I don’t use it anymore, my kids always seem to be in the way wanting to go on it so it has to go. Handy for those who don’t like gyms or aren’t ready for that move to the gym. The work outs are hard work, but I lost weight coupled with healthy eating. I paid £90.00 for it but it has been stored in a cupboard for a while now and I would be happy to let it go for £25. Black and it is a lot like skating. Call 01534 519479 GIANT MOUNTAIN-BIKE FRAME Acid team racing edition Giant frame in very good condition, comes with crank and seat pole. £100 Call 077977 90001 21FT COAST WORKER 21ft coast worker for sale in need of refit, these boats are very well known for their good sea handling ability, the sale includes the boat and cuddy 90hp mariner and a good strong road trailer. Must go as I don’t have time to complete it.
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£1,000 Call 07829 798724
CHILDRENS CLOTHES Polkadot hooded jacket 5yrs new from Next £6.95 Pretty flower fleece hooded top 5-6yrs new from Next £10 Pink Ski Jacket 5-6yrs new+tags (from Next) £35 Gorgeous bicycle warm top 4-5yrs new £11.95 Purple velour joggers 2 pack 4-5yrs new Next £5.95 Peppa Pig tunic set new from Next 5-6yrs £15 Peppa Pig cord dress 5-6yrs new with tags from Next £1
plus much more. Contact through jerseyweekly.com EARLY LEARNING CENTRE LETTER LION - NEW Learn the alphabet and have fun! ELC letter lion, which also doubles as a cuddly toy! New, no box £10 Contact through jerseyweekly. com LAMAZE PLAY HOUSE GYM NEW, NO BOX Lamaze baby play house gym, with accessories. New, no box. £20 Contact through jerseyweekly. com 170 LTR UN-VENTED PRESSURISED STAINLESS STEEL HOT WATER TANK PLUS INSTALLATION 170 ltr un-vented stainless steel hot water tank perfect for replacing an old leaking copper cylinder there is still 20 years of guarantee left on it , half the price of a conventional copper cylinder and can be connected to your central heating the tank is complete and in perfect condition asking £300 cost £1000 new, I can even install it for you at extra cost as i am qualified to do so. Please contact me for full details. Free delivery £300 Call 07829 798724 BOAT TRAILER 19 foot boat trailer for sale £240 ono Call 077977 69219 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without, mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call 07797 750887. ZODIAC DINGHY FOR SALE Zodiac Cadet 260s Dinghy for Sale. Second-hand and in very good seaworthy condition. Includes oars, foot pump and repair kit. Can deliver locally, if necessary. £250 ono Call 736881 4 DIGIT NUMBER J9659 for sale; please phone Call 078298 00334 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call
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07797 750887 ENGINE OIL - BARGAIN! Engine oil - semi synthetic 10/40 two x 5 litres £15 each, bargain! Tel 520852
TRADE CARDS PLUMBING & HEATING ENGINEER For all your plumbing requirements, domestic & commercial. From a dripping tap to bathroom & kitchen installations. www. delaneyheatingandplumbing. co.uk Quotes on request; Tel; 07797810064 DAVID DE GRUCHY CARPENTER AND JOINER LTD I am a self-employed Carpenter with 30 years experience. Work includes any big or small jobs including painting, decorating and block-work. I also do decking and plaster boarding. I have a Tipper Truck for delivering or dumping items. Please ring Mobile 07797727018 or Home 723460. STYLE AND COLOUR CONSULTATIONS, INCLUDING PERSONAL SHOPPING Style Matters offers style, image and colour consultations for women. A full consultation will show you the most flattering colours to wear for your natural colouring and what clothing styles will be best for your body shape. £80 - £180 Call 07700 702290 HEALTH AND LIFESTYLE SCREENINGS Total Health Care Service is now operating in the Channel Islands. We hold clinics in various locations including regular sessions at the Grand Hotel and Spa (St Helier). Home visits are available at an additional cost. Screenings start from £25.00 for a basic screen to £165.00 for a total screen, please contact us to discuss your needs. Phone: 01534 728091 Mobile: 07797841299 Mobile: 07925983272 Email:
nurse@totalhealthcareservice. com (full classified ad on jerseyweekly.com) HANDYMAN - FASTFIX Free call out charge during normal hours - affordable rates - no silly prices - polite reliable professional service. local handyman; jobs completed in and around the house/garden. Give me a call for an unbiased chat, information about jobs that I cover. Fully insured 10% discount for seniors (over 65) Call 01534 625106 or 07829 955500
WANTED AUDIO MIXER WANTED 3+ channel mixer wanted with XLR inputs. Anything considered £50 offered max. Call 07797 814229 HAIR SALON ASSISTANT, FULL TIME OR PART TIME Health & Beauty Hair Salon Assistant, Full Time or Part Time. A Salon Assistant to cover a variety of duties in our busy Hair & Beauty Salon. Pay and Hours by arrangement Contact Portside Studio Tel 747908 for an interview WANTED FULL OR PART TIME WORK 19 year old, keen sailor, first aid trained, two years engineering at highlands - looking full or part time anything considered. Call 07797 893525 LOOKING FOR A 21FT UP TO 30FT FAMILY BOAT IN ANY CONDITION I am looking for a 21ft up to 30ft family boat in any condition that I can work on over the winter ready to enjoy next summer looking to spend up to £5000 Call 07829 798724 WANTED VW CAMPERVAN VW camper-van with sink and accessories - pop up roof if possible. £8,000 Contact through jerseyweekly.com
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Guidescopes
Written by Tracy Poskitt, www.tracyguidelinesinternational.com
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
21 MAR - 20 APR
21 APR - 21 MAY
22 MAY - 21 JUN
22 JUN - 22 JUL
Your life will start moving in the fast lane this week lifting the delays you’ve been experiencing over the past year. Relationships flourish and everything seems to be moving in the right direction for a change. All obstacles will be removed.
Empathy is the name of your game this week, and these awkward situations will sort out a major relationship for the better. Fair weather friends move out of your circle, making room for new and exciting friends to step in. Make the most out of a social event on Wednesday.
A new health and fitness regime gives you encouragement and takes you around a new group of people. The decision between two people will be made around Tuesday to enable you to have more stability in your love life. Deep discussions will lead to a move.
Communication on all levels are at an all time high by the middle of the week. Your magnetism attracts positive new people around you. Business opportunities offered and contracts are well starred, finally you can take your strengths and get the opportunities you deserve.
Healing Colour Green Lucky Number 8
Healing Colour Orange Lucky Number 9
Healing Colour Yellow Lucky Number 5
Healing Colour Purple Lucky Number 20
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
23 JUL - 23 AUG
24 AUG - 22 SEP
23 SEP - 23 OCT
24 OCT - 22 NOV
A child tries your patience on Tuesday, but by being strong you will develop a bond of respect. Be careful who you share your council with - to do with the affairs of the heart. Enjoy free time on a day out you will be invited to on Sunday.
You find romance when a friend introduces you to a member of the opposite sex. Luck on the money front is extremely highlighted on Saturday. Social times will be in abundance you cannot fail when it comes to love. A shopping spree will lift your spirits with friends.
You will realise that your work colleagues give you the credit you deserve, as your flair comes out with a new project. An admirer lets it know their feelings on Wednesday, enjoy the attention and know there could be a new love match.
You bring out your full potential and its time to broaden your horizons with a hobby that could bring fulfilment on the work front. Travel plans go well on Friday as you seek out a deal to your desired destination that you’ve always wanted to visit.
Healing Colour Red Lucky Number 7
Healing Colour Blue Lucky Number 2
Healing Colour White Lucky Number 3
Healing Colour Pink Lucky Number 1
Capricorn
Aquarius
21 JAN - 18 FEB
19 FEB - 20 MAR
Family arguments calm down, and bonds that have been stretched with loved ones re-kindle. Social events are highlighted at the weekend that give you a chance to chill out with family members, so enjoy relaxing times together for a change.
Money worries lift by the end of the week and for the first time in a long time you will be able to treat yourself. Go with gut feelings as your intuition is at all time high. Watch for that Taurean that has a soft spot for you.
The perfect partner comes shining through this week, and you both encourage each other’s ambitions. This buzzing relationship shows potential for even more stability together. Money-wise, your luck is in on Saturday.
Healing is amplified as your physical gets, stronger and your body feels healthier. A step up the social ladder is appreciated, so make the most of your new found energy and vitality by Thursday.
Healing Colour Gold Lucky Number 4
Healing Colour Brown Lucky Number 6
Healing Colour Silver Lucky Number 12
Healing Colour Violet Lucky Number 11
Sagittarius
23 NOV - 21 DEC
22 DEC - 20 JAN
Pisces
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Electricity price freeze for a third winter.
How painful is your oil/gas bill now?
Domestic oil and gas prices have risen by an uncomfortable *87% and *41% in the past two years to June, while Jersey Electricity prices have fallen. We cut prices by 5% in 2010, froze them this year and now we’re maintaining tariffs at current levels again to help you keep warm this winter. That’s two-and-a-half years of stable prices. Affordable, secure and sustainable electricity.
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OIL
UP 87%
GAS
UP 41%
ELECTRICITY DOWN 5%
*Source: States of Jersey Statistics Unit, RPI & CPC Reports June 2011 (Oil +27%; Gas +22%). RPI Report June 2010 (Oil +47%; Gas +15%)