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Local News Roundup Words by Jen Smith from Channel 103, news@jerseyweekly.com

A little bit of change at the top It was a busy first States sitting for our new politicians.

They had the long task of voting in Jersey’s new Council of Ministers.

The nine senior politicians will have responsibility for the running of the departments that affect everyday life in the Island.

And after Chief Minister designate Senator Ian Gorst promised an ‘era of change’ during his tenure, many expected a sea of new faces in his nominations.

Not quite.

All but two of his recommendations made it into the council (Lyndon Farnham agreed to step aside for Ian Le Marquand at Home Affairs and Constable John Refault lost out to Deputy Kevin Lewis at TTS).

So the new Council of Ministers will look like this: Treasury and Resources: • Senator Philip Ozouf • Social Security: Francis Le Gresley • Housing: Andrew Green • Education, Sport and Culture: • Deputy Patrick Ryan • Economic Development: • Senator Alan Maclean • Home Affairs: Senator Ian Le Marquand Planning and Environment: • Deputy Rob Duhamel • Health and Social Services: • Deputy Anne Pryke • Transport and Technical Services: Deputy Kevin Lewis

Petition to appeal scrapping LVCR It was revealed last week that the UK government could be forced to debate scrapping Low Value Consignment Relief in the House of Commons.

If an online petition on the

British government’s website gets more than 100,000 signatures it will qualify for argument.

amount plus interest later when the country is solvent, often after other creditors have agreed to cancel that debt.

The petition is calling for the UK Treasury to abandon its plans to close the VAT loophole.

It cripples the country’s chances of getting back on their feet and by suing companies linked to that country it puts other firms off trading with them.

The author reckons the move is ‘reckless’ and ‘likely unlawful’.

Scrapping Low Value Consignment Relief puts more than 1,700 jobs at risk across the two islands.

But there’s a long way to go to change the UK’s decision - on the last count there were just over 700 signatures online.

You can see the petition by following the link below. http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/ petitions/22199

Jersey could play role in suing poor African nation Jersey hit the headlines around the world last week after a special inquiry revealed the Island could play a part in suing a developing country.

A BBC Newsnight and Guardian investigation reported that a ‘vulture fund’ was planning on taking the Democratic Republic of Congo through the Island’s courts.

A legal loophole means that a mining company registered here could be sued for millions of dollars for ‘failing to pay back the DRC’s debt’.

Charities such as Oxfam, Unicef and the Jubilee Debt Campaign have been working to end the unfair exploitation of poor countries in this manner.

Tim Jones from the Jubilee Debt Campaign explained more to Channel 103: “A vulture fund buys up government debt very cheaply when that country is struggling to pay.

They then sue for the full

It essentially holds them to ransom”.

Channel 103 contacted FG Hemisphere in New York – the company looking to sue the DRC. They said in a statement the reports weren’t totally correct: “Despite its deep difficulties, Congo remains an extraordinarily wealthy country in terms of its natural resources.

The Guardian itself quoted a figure of some 24 trillion dollars worth. And this wealth can be monetised by the country when it wants to”.

The States are carrying out a consultation into whether FG Hemisphere should be allowed to see this through in Jersey’s courts.

Economic Development Minister Alan Maclean said the government would wait to see the results of this consultation before making any decision.

Progress is expected by the beginning of December.

Running on empty It was revealed last week that we could be facing a ban on our water use.

The Island’s supplies are still low after a dry autumn with reservoirs just over a third full.

The recently switched-on desalination plant is also running at full power.

Plus it’s not looking like we’ll get much rain soon - forecasters are predicting dry conditions running into early 2012.

MD of Jersey Water Howard Snowdon said the restrictions would be on non-essentials like

hose-pipes and power washes.

He told Channel 103 our water use could be limited very soon.

House price drop House prices in Jersey have fallen.

We found out last week that the average price of homes sold in the third quarter of 2011 has fallen by 5%.

A summer of low prices was fuelled by two and four bedroom houses and by a larger amount of cheap one-bedroom flats.

Over the whole year, the average price of houses in the Island dropped by 4%.

TV show ‘helped me find myself’ The star of a Channel 4 television show’s spoken out about the lack of understanding in Jersey that led her to seek help elsewhere.

Sarah is a transgender who was born as Johnny.

The Islander is appearing on ‘My Transexual Summer’ about a group of people looking to discover their true identity.

Sarah had hidden her feelings from her family for many years after struggling to find support in the Island.

She told Channel 103 she thinks many more Islanders have transgender problems than people realise.

“Nobody had ever treated a transgender before. There’s no experience here, no funding for counselling or gender sessions.

I was told I had to fund everything myself if I wanted to do this. I was forced to leave the Island”.

Find out more at www.channel4.com/programmes/ my-transsexual-summer

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Community News Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Bake a cake just like Delia this Christmas

eggs, butter, orange and lemon zests to the dry ingredients, then mix everything together and bake.

Delia says: “This, my original classic Christmas cake, is possibly the most popular recipe I’ve ever done. It has been made and loved by hundreds of thousands over the years, and guess what, the person who will appreciate this most at the busiest time of the year, is me!”

Families who enjoy their Christmas cake with a topping can add their own icing, marzipan and cake decorations for a personal flourish. Delia’s Classic Christmas Cake prepared ingredients box for 2011 is now available at Waitrose whilst limited stocks last.

Victoria College Charity Christmas Fayre Delia’s Classic Christmas Cake Prepared Ingredients pack was a sell-out success with shoppers last year – and is tipped to be an even bigger hit in 2011.

Waitrose ordered extra supplies for this festive season and has even pulled forward the launch date in response to customer demand.

The innovative box packed with ingredients was Waitrose’ fastestselling festive line in November 2010.

The supermarket expects even greater interest this year as more home cooks opt for this hassle-free way of making Delia’s tried and trusted classic recipe.

Waitrose home baking buyer Jo Maclaine said: “We made this hugely popular Delia product available sooner than the official launch date in branches in response to customer requests.

“It encourages nervous first-time bakers who otherwise may never consider baking Delia’s famous cake as well as time-pressed home cooks who love the ease of it.”

“The beautifully packaged silver box contains all the dry ingredients needed to make Delia’s perfect Classic Christmas Cake. It helps reduce festive stress because all the ingredients have been carefully prepared and measured into the correct amounts to bake the festive treat. “

Bruce House at Victoria College Jersey, have organised a charity Christmas Fayre with the aim of bringing different aspects of the Jersey community together and to raise important funds for Cancer Research and Jersey Hospice Care; it will take place on Sunday 11th December, 10am-3pm, in the Bistro Victoria within the school grounds The day will feature lots of stalls run by local businesses, artists and craftsmen, including: Dinky Divas, The Hat Box, The Harbour Gallery, Bags of Happiness, Basketeers Jersey, Masquerade Fancy Dress, Les Roches Spa, Kali ma Raw Organic Chocolate, Udoodle and many, many, more, featuring lots of original ideas for Christmas gifts.

The event will also encompass many ideas and games driven by the students and parents of the House, offering big prizes donated by companies such as: Vodafone Airtel, JT, Jersey Adventure, Creepy Valley, Longueville Golf Range, JEC, Pizza Express, Cineworld and The Co-op, to name but a few!

Even if you have done all of your Christmas shopping, you may find some treats for yourself or why not enjoy a cup of tea with a mince pie or delicious cake…? If you fancy something more to eat then why not visit Ima’s Caribbean Coffee Stall and try out her famously delicious Caribbean Cocunut Chicken Roti?

“The event promises to entertain all the family so please come help us to support these worthy causes and join in the festive fun!”

Please contact Miss H Medhurst (h.medhurst@vcj.sch.je) for The boxset is priced at £11.55 in Jersey has gone into Waitrose stores further details. Entrance is free. well ahead of Stir Up Sunday, traditionally the last Sunday before Advent when families make their cakes and puddings. It contains a dried fruit mix pre-soaked in brandy, soft dark brown sugar, flour, chopped almonds, black treacle and mixed spice with nutmeg plus Delia’s helpful instructions. Home cooks simply add their own

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Jersey Cancer Relief Charity Christmas Cards

Some of the trainees have already asked about progressing further to obtain their 16 Meter Ticket which proves their competency to skipper a commercial fishing boat of up to 16 meters. This would be a fantastic achievement that any fishing fleet should be proud of ’’.

Don Thompson, President of the Jersey Fisherman’s association, is delighted that the course has proven so popular: “The fishing industry faces difficult times on many levels at present, but to be involved and to see such encouraging signs of a new generation of young fishermen making a commitment, gives us every reason to be positive.

This training programme is an excellent initiative and will greatly improve the trainee’s employability and hopefully encourage them to pursue a career in fishing. The Jersey Fishermen’s Association would like to thank EDD and Social Security for supporting this programme.”

One of the main ways the Jersey Cancer Relief Charity raises money to help islanders, is through the sale of Christmas cards.

As well as publishing a brochure of cards, they are also sold through local retail outlets, including all the Co-op St. Peter’s, Ransoms & Bonny’s Garden Centres, Rondels & HolmeGrown Farm Shops, Broad Street Post Office, Imagination and Animal Kingdom.

The charity is run by a small, dedicated team, and all the money raised, stays in the island and is used for the benefit of local cancer patients and their families.

To make an order please contact Paul Acton-Phillips on 07797 721887 or at paulactonp@yahoo.co.uk

Minister for Economic Development Alan Maclean sees this as a real boost for the Island’s future fishing industry: “The States of Jersey is always keen to drive forward schemes such as this that ultimately prepare local young people for essential Island industries. We look forward to seeing a boost in the number of locally staffed fishing crews, which has been dwindling in recent years.”

Successful completion of the course will result in the 14 participants achieving a recognised qualification that enables them to work in the industry throughout the UK.

Light Rabbit competition winner

Training the next generation of Jersey fishermen

14 young Jersey job-seekers are currently taking part in a two and a half week induction programme in commercial fishing on a course run by the States of Jersey and the Jersey Fisherman’s Association.

Delivered by specialist trainer Sea Fish Training UK Ltd, trainees will learn skills such as navigation, fishing techniques, equipment maintenance boat handling and safety at sea.

The trainer Michael Ringwood is delighted by the enthusiasm and interested shown by the trainees. ‘‘All the trainees are doing exceptionally well. They are learning skills which will be of great value to them as a fisherman and in other maritime careers. The group is working well as a team and progressing well through the syllabus. If the dedication these individuals are demonstrating is anything to go by, the future of fishing in Jersey is in safe hands.

The lucky winner of the Light Rabbit Competition was Jonathan Langlois who needs the bulbs for a building project on his own home. Congraulations to Jonathan and thanks to all those that entered, you should receive a discount voucher in your Inbox soon...

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children are really looking forward to developing over the coming years.”

The Radisson Blu partners with d’Auvergne School

Staff from the Radisson Blu Waterfront Hotel accompanied 38 children from Year 5 of d’Auvergne School to conduct a beach clean along St Aubin’s Bay to kick start a two-year partnership between the St Helier hotel and primary school.

Also in attendance to give expert marine preservation advice and help collate results was local ecological consultant Paul Wagstaffe of Nuture Ecology.

Durrell delighted to achieve prestigious Green Tourism Business Gold Award

Anna Hall Year 5 class teacher at d’Auvergne School said “We are absolutely thrilled to have been given the opportunity to team up with the Radisson Blu to do this beach clean. As children progress through d’Auvergne School, they are taught a wide range of life skills, many of which are linked to local history and geography topics. Specifically, in Year 5 the children learn how Jersey’s coastline is managed, balancing the needs of people and the environment, through both development and conservation. It would be of benefit to the future of our island if children are encouraged to take an active role in protecting an area of Jersey’s coastline. Our work with the Radisson Blu hotel helps, in some way towards this.”

Discussing the Beach Clean Peter Munns, Responsible Business Coordinator at The Radisson Blu Waterfront Hotel said “St Aubin’s Bay is part of our immediate environment. It is important to us that everyone, visitors and locals alike can enjoy the immediate vicinity of the hotel. We want to make sure the beach is a safe place for children to explore and experience.”

The beach clean is the first activity scheduled in a busy calendar of events for pupils of Year 3 and Year 5 at d’Auvergne School which includes great interactive activities over the twelve months such as cooking demonstrations, field trips to nearby Elizabeth Castle to identify resident and visiting birdlife and the planting of native coastal plants and marine grasses. Other creative pursuits that the hotel staff and pupils will work together on include decorating the Radisson Blu’s magnificent Christmas Trees for the festive season and painting Easter Eggs next Spring.

Commenting further on the educational initiative Anna Hall adds “This great new association also provides an opportunity for the children to develop their citizenship skills, working with professionals outside the school environment, providing them with the chance to appreciate their personal responsibility in caring for the environment that they live in. We hope that this partnership between the Radisson Blu Hotel and d’Auvergne Primary School will be an extremely positive and productive one. It is a new and exciting relationship, which the staff and

Following a recent inspection and audit Durrell is delighted to have been recognized by the Green Tourism Business Scheme and awarded Gold accreditation.

The conservation charity, headquartered at the world renowned Trinity wildlife park, is one of only three organizations in Jersey to achieve the Gold standard in the UK’s leading sustainable tourism certification scheme.

Commenting on Durrell’s green initiatives and management policies, Jon Proctor of Green Tourism said “Durrell Wildlife Conservation Trust operates an innovative wildlife park which cares for endangered species from the most threatened habitats in the world. It is an iconic attraction for Jersey and supports positive community activities from recycling to species conservation, including the red-billed chough and agile frog, both locally endangered” Discussing some of the latest initiatives at the 32 acre site he continued; “New developments have embedded and pioneered

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sustainable best practice from an ‘earthship’ style bat tunnel, built with old tyres, glass and straw, to a new entrance, restaurant and shop with sun pipes, LED lights and recycled furniture.

The Trust does a lot of international training and development and offsets all carbon through rainforest protection and tree planting in Brazil. They have made good progress since the last assessment and are worthy Gold award winner.”

Applicants to the Green Tourism Business Scheme must demonstrate a commitment to sustainable tourism and implement a range of procedures minimising damage to the environments in which they operate. Furthermore member organisations must meet minimum standards of good practice across a range of sustainable development indicators.

Durrell Site Environmental Coordinator Gordon Hunt said “We are delighted to have achieved the Gold Award from Green Tourism. Durrell are dedicated to promoting a sustainability ethos in everything we do and hope to continue to strive to communicate this to all our stakeholders”

Successful battery recycling initiative to be rolled out to all Island schools

for Transport and Technical Services (TTS).

Grouville Primary School was the first of the original 22 schools to fill its battery recycling receptacle with 36kg of batteries, all of which have now been collected for recycling.

“Grouville School filled their battery tube within a few weeks of it arriving and involved all of their students and teachers. This has demonstrated the amount of batteries in the waste stream and how easily they can be recycled if recycling is made easy” said Emma Richardson, Recycling Manager, TTS. “All of the other primary schools have also filled their tubes at least once and together have collected nearly three quarters of a tonne of household batteries for recycling, thank you everyone!”

Increasing the number of batteries that are collected for recycling is extremely important as they contain potentially harmful chemicals and metals which should not be disposed of with normal household rubbish, which is sent for incineration. Batteries also contain chemicals and metals which can be separated for re-use during the recycling process.

“We are working to increase the number of battery recycling points and adding collection points in all schools is one of the ways in which we hope to significantly increase the number of batteries collected for recycling. I am delighted that Hawksford has extended its sponsorship to include all island schools, both primary and secondary,” said Emma Richardson, Recycling Manager, TTS. “Getting involved in community projects is very important to us at Hawksford and it is great to have the opportunity to help TTS further engage with more of the island’s youngsters to highlight an important environmental issue. The current scheme is proving a success and it is wonderful that now all island school children will have easy access to these recycling points,” said Peter Murley, Chief Executive, Hawksford.

Further to the success of the ‘Hawksford Batteries not Excluded’ School Recycling Scheme, which launched with the island’s 22 non fee paying primary schools in December 2010, the project will be rolled out to all remaining island schools this month.

The scheme, which will see an additional 22 battery recycling receptacles be located across the island’s remaining primary and secondary schools, will provide students with an opportunity to help with the island’s recycling efforts, a key ongoing objective

It’s estimated by TTS that island households use an average of 21 batteries per year which equates to around 800,000 batteries being thrown away in Jersey every year. In previous years, TTS have collected approximately five tonnes of batteries per year from eight collection points but this year TTS have already exceeded this figure due to the introduction of 20 new public battery recycling banks and the Hawksford Batteries not Excluded School Recycling Scheme.

All 22 remaining schools which are not currently engaged on the scheme, will be receiving a battery recycling tube this month and will have the opportunity to engage with Emma and her team if they should so wish. Each school will also receive an information pack which will include activity ideas, information about the importance of battery recycling and contact information. The tubes have a small footprint and are transparent so that students can monitor their success.

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Business & Economic News Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Channel Islands Cooperative’s support for local suppliers continues to rise

The Channel Islands Co-operative held their 2nd annual supplier meetings this week in both Jersey and Guernsey.

Suppliers of food (including fruit, salad, vegetables, bread, potatoes, cheese, herbs, eggs) and non-food came together to listen to the Co-operative’s progress, hear about their continued commitment towards local producers and to discuss any issues.

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Presentations from senior executives from the Society revealed the money spent with Channel Island suppliers would rise this year to £11.1 million (against £10.6 million last year), an increase of 4%. It was also highlighted that an additional 7 new local suppliers had been added to those supported by the Cooperative, taking the total to 74.

Chief Executive Colin Macleod said “This is an important event in our calendar and reinforces our strong commitment to local producers. We are working with greater numbers of, and spending more with, local suppliers in both islands. And we are always on the look out for new local products. It is essential that we continue to work at the relationship, drive it forward and keep the dialogue open.”

Ogier Fund Services was named Fund Administrator of the Year at the Private Equity News Awards for Excellence in Private Equity Advisory Services, Europe 2011 at a ceremony at the Connaught Hotel in London on Wednesday 9th November.

“Some people may not realise the depth of the relationship we have with local producers. We help with labelling and bar coding with small suppliers, we accommodate lots of direct deliveries to the stores at different times of the day and we actively encourage two way discussions about storage and merchandising. In fact, we have organised a series of meetings between our Produce Managers and suppliers locally to improve their offering in-store.”

Discussions centred around how to drive sales and promote local products, ways to pool resources to reduce the carbon footprint, new labelling opportunities to distinguish local produce and how to potentially move to more environmentally friendly packaging over time.

Mr Macleod concluded; “We work with more local suppliers and stock more local products than anyone else so use these opportunities to reaffirm that commitment and find ways to improve the relationship even further. Supporting local producers and keeping money circulating around our islands is important to everyone in our community.”

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The categories and shortlists were created by the Private Equity News editorial team following intensive research and consultation with industry contacts. Within the Fund Administrator of the Year category, the other firms that were shortlisted were Augentius, Aztec Group, State Street and IPES. The panel of judges considered the firms within European operations, who had demonstrated the most success in their sector over the past year and commended Ogier Fund Services for their achievements.

Jane Pearce, Group Director of Ogier Fund Services said “We are absolutely thrilled to win this prestigious award. The focus of our fund administration team is to put clients at the heart of our business. I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our clients for helping us achieve this accolade”.

Paul Willing, Chief Executive of Ogier Fiduciary Services commented “Over the past 5 years our fund administration practice has more than tripled in size and the entire practice now has more than 120 staff. This award reflects the achievements of our private equity funds team and we are delighted to win, as it recognises us as leaders in the field of private equity administration”.

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is a trend that will definitely continue as devices become more sophisticated. In two or three years’ time we estimate fixed line communication will be almost completely overshadowed by mobile communication as the speed of mobile networks increases.

“Sales at Waitrose last week were up by 8.2 per cent on last year and for the third quarter ending October 30th our sales continued to outshine the industry with total sales up by 10.1 per cent.

“The mobile network is already fast, and Airtel-Vodafone is investing in a 4G network which will span the Channel Islands; this will give customers access to high definition video services.

Mobile and television manufacturers are also seeing this trend.

Samsung, for example, is developing a 4G HD television which receives its signal via the mobile network instead of through a fixed line, a satellite dish or an aerial. It means that islanders will be able to watch television in their homes using our mobile network.

Trading comments from Tony Solomons, Waitrose Retail Director

“The third quarter has seen us launch our biggest ever value campaign to highlight to our customers essential Waitrose and 1,000s of promotions across our stores. We also launched our Try Me and myWaitrose cards.

“In the same period we opened five core branches, three convenience shops, began a little Waitrose trial on two Shell forecourts and unveiled major refurbishments at our Canary Wharf and Sevenoaks branches. Jesmond was the latest convenience store to open last week an it made an outstanding start.

“Airtel-Vodafone are doing this without resorting to government investment, and we believe that the investments that we and other operators are making will deliver the vision of Gigabit Jersey. However, we firmly believe this should be commercially driven, and on a level playing field.”

“Looking ahead to the final quarter, we’re gearing up for Christmas with a fantastic range of products and a strong marketing campaign. Last week we unveiled our new Christmas TV advert which has received a phenomenal response from our customers on Twitter. The advert features Delia Smith and Heston Blumenthal in their own school of Christmas magic, demonstrating how Waitrose can add magic to the festive season and providing a sneak preview of new products, including Heston from Waitrose Black Forest Buche and Delia’s Spiced Cranberry and Orange Relish prepared ingredients pack.

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“Customers have already begun snapping up festive treats with sales of Christmas snacks and confectionery last week up by 25 per cent on last year, Christmas gifts up by 59 per cent and speciality gammons up 26 per cent.

Last week they celebrated with typical bonfire night fare including sausages, up 11.4 per cent and burgers, up 16 per cent - essential Waitrose burgers had a phenomenal week with sales up 226 per cent. Heston’s spiced mulled cider was a popular warming tipple and customers also followed the chef ’s example by making their own mulled drinks, with sales of cider up 40 per cent.”

Airtel-Vodafone comments on ‘Gigabit Jersey’ Airtel-Vodafone’s vice chairman, Ian Campbell, said:

“Gigabit Jersey is a marketing term for superfast access to the internet, and it is achievable without investing in fixed line fibre-optic cabling.

“Islanders, and people globally, are increasingly accessing the internet through mobile devices such as tablets, e-readers and phones, rather than through fixed landlines, and this

Having qualified sector specialists present on boards can improve a company’s performance, according to the managing director of DCG Real Estate.

Speaking at the MGI Conference on Real Estate fund servicing in Luxembourg earlier this month, Christopher Bennett presented to intermediaries about the importance of assembling a high performing board with a balance of skills.

In his address on ‘Fund Board Composition: Raising the Directorship Profile through Specialist Board Members’,

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Christopher Bennett commented: “For a board to operate at its maximum, it is vital that there is a representative who understands the nuances of that particular sector. If a board of directors is employed to weigh up a number of risks and make decisions it considers to be in the best interests of the company, they must have representatives who can make informed and educated recommendations.”

He added: “With much ongoing debate about the effectiveness of boards, companies must strive to appoint professionals with sector specific experience to facilitate effective management that ultimately contributes to the long-term success of a company.”

Mourant Ozannes only offshore firm named in Russian M&A international legal advisers list

mining company listed on the London Stock Exchange in terms of gold production and mineral resources, with a market value of approximately £6.4 billion.

Only Linklaters, Debevoise & Plimpton, Freshfields Bruckhaus Deringer and Allen & Overy featured higher than Mourant Ozannes in the list.

James Hill, Partner at Mourant Ozannes who led on the KazakhGold and Polyus Gold transaction, said: “We were delighted to have been involved in such a significant deal in Russia this year and for that to have resulted in the firm now being recognised and placed in a list alongside such prestigious names is fantastic.

“As well as demonstrating the high regard in which Jersey company structures are held on the international stage, this ranking reflects the quality and strength of our firm on a global platform and our ambition in developing links with a rapidly evolving Russian corporate market – an area in which we intend to affirm our market leading position over the coming months.”

Welcome interest shown in Jersey structures at Singapore conference

Jersey Finance representatives and local practitioners have been making the case for the effectiveness of trusts and foundations in wealth management planning at a conference this month in Asia.

The sell out STEP Asia conference, entitled ‘Trusts, Families and Business – An Asian Focus’ held in Singapore, involved more than 400 delegates from Asia, Europe and the USA and despite the gloomy economic conditions in Europe, the conference highlighted the optimism and success of the Asian market.

Law firm Mourant Ozannes is the only offshore firm to be named in a recently published list of the leading international legal advisers for Russian M&A deals.

In the ‘Top 15 Legal Advisers for Russian M&A’ list, compiled by MergerMarket.com, Mourant Ozannes is ranked in fifth position by total value of work completed during the period 1 October 2010 to 31 September 2011.

The rankings reflect the role Mourant Ozannes had earlier this year in acting as sole Jersey legal adviser in the reverse transaction involving Polyus Gold, the largest gold producer in Russia, and KazakhGold Group Limited.

As a result of the transaction, the renamed company, Polyus Gold International Limited, became the largest pure gold

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Jersey Finance Limited sponsored the speakers dinner on the eve of the conference and Heather Bestwick, Technical Director, Jersey Finance, had the opportunity to address the gathering.

Pointing to the 50 year finance industry milestone in Jersey this year, she highlighted that the trust and wealth management sector was a key pillar of the industry in Jersey throughout that time. Later in the conference Giles Corbin, Partner at Mourant Ozannes, spoke in favour of foundations in a lively panel debate with Christopher McCall, QC., a Lincoln’s Inn based lawyer from London.

Jersey Finance representatives also manned an exhibition stand during the two day conference.

Zhaoan Li, Head of Greater China Business Development

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for Jersey Finance, led the visit accompanied by Sean brands, winning industry acclaim and collecting awards Costello, Head of Business Development for GCC along the way. and India and Heather Bestwick from Jersey Finance.

She commented: A recent change of ownership at town retailer Linnea of Sweden provided just the right opportunity for further “The aim of our presence was to target China and India development of the BabyBarn business, and when Clare based business introducers and other intermediaries in Clarke, Owner of the Pebble Group, contacted Nicola to the Asian marketplace and to outline our capabilities as a disuss the inclusion of BabyBarn brands in the Market provider of wealth management structures.

Street store it was obvious that the time was right for the online shop to expand into a physical outlet on the It was evident that there is considerable interest in Island too. foundations and their flexibility as an alternative to other structures and this is reflected in the close attention shown Commenting on the decision to partner with Linnea of by delegates during the debate in which Giles contributed. It Sweden Nicola said; is encouraging too that there was recognition that Jersey was a jurisdiction of substance and we believe this will be a key “The vision of BabyBarn has always been to ensure that differentiator for us in the years ahead in the region.” customers have access to on-trend tot and toddler style without compromising on quality. We feel that our brand Next stop in targeting the Asian market is the International outlook and product range perfectly compliments that of Capital Conference 2011 held in Paris which features Linnea of Sweden and its values.” representatives from Western Companies doing business in China and India. This leading conference takes place Clare Clarke went on to say; between November 22 and 24 and Jersey Finance is a gold sponsor and will host and participate in a panel debate on “Linnea of Sweden is a recent acquisition to the Pebble listings opportunities using Jersey companies.

Group, and compliments perfectly the shopping experience enjoyed by customers in our women’s clothes and accessories boutique, Pebble. Our charming Market Street store now offers a beautiful range of painted furniture, stylish homeware and vintage inspired pieces. BabyBarn offers a range of truly exquisite children’s clothing from some very special and ethical design houses and their collections are a wonderful addition to our current product range.”

BabyBarn hits the high street as it launches in-store at Linnea of Sweden

Discussing the exclusive childrens clothing brands available from BabyBarn at Linnea of Sweden and online Nicola continued; “We all want the very best for our precious little bundles and this extends to the fabric used in the clothes they wear; it’s also important to us to demonstrate a real commitment to taking care of the planet for their future. With this in mind we have carefully selected all our partner brands and are proud that they all share our ethos. We’re thrilled that this partnership now offers our Jersey customers the opportunity to browse our beautiful ranges first hand and to appreciate the outstanding quality of the products.”

This month Jersey based online baby boutiuqe BabyBarn. co.uk launches on the high street within the beautiful Scandinavian inspired store Linnea of Sweden in central St Helier; bringing new baby and toddler brands to Jersey for the first time.

Brainchild of Nicola Eastwood, the BabyBarn boutique was launched just twelve months ago, and since then has seen substantial growth and development, acquiring exciting new

High quality, individual styles from award-winning brands such as Aravore, Hucklebones, Nui Organics, Poppy Children and Piccalilly will delight fashion conscious parents as they become available on the high street in Jersey for the first time as well as online.

To celebrate the launch of BabyBarn at Linnea of Sweden a vey special Christmas shopping event will take place on Wednesday 7th December between 5.30 and 8.00pm where customers can treat themselves to some exclusive Christmas gifts all with a celebratory 10% discount.

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Money & Investments Roundup Compiled by Marcus Quinn, news@jerseyweekly.com

James McKeigue, Money Week Across the river from the City

Eurozone recession on the way

Borrowing costs in Europe have surged again this week to euro-era highs. It’s clear “the markets aren’t going to let this eurozone problem lie”, says John Stepek.

“This story is going to run and run”. And it “either ends with Germany paying for everyone else, or with the eurozone breaking up.”

But “how is all this going to affect the UK?” In one way, Britain has been helped by the crisis. “By comparison with Europe, we look a safe bet. Britain’s cost of borrowing has slid. The yield on a ten-year gilt is now 2.2%. Given that inflation is still 5% a year, that’s pretty impressive.

Lenders to Britain are accepting the prospect of a near-3% loss in real terms (ie after you adjust for inflation).”

Of course the government would like to claim this is because of their austerity plans. “But it’s not. Britain has a worse deficit (annual overspend) than Italy or Spain. The main reason for Britain’s apparent immunity to market fear is the Bank of England being happy to print money to buy gilts. Investors are assured of a willing buyer with technically limitless funds. When people are more concerned about the return of their capital, than the return on their capital, that’s about as good as it gets.”

But here’s the bad news for Britain, says John. “The eurozone is likely to drop back into a recession in the very near future. Europe is our biggest trading

partner, [so] the chaos there makes the hope of exporting our way to health even more forlorn.” An even bigger threat is that Europe’s problems trigger a second credit crunch. “Eurozone fears are already pushing up funding costs for banks, which are then passed on to consumers.”

Keep faith in shares Market and economic uncertainties have put some people off investing in shares altogether, says Tom Bulford in his free Penny Sleuth email. But he reckons they’re wrong. People who worry about poor longterm returns from the stock market are missing the point.

“Many shares have delivered great returns over the last ten years”, says Tom. “Looking at just the FTSE 250 and AIM, I count 145 shares that have doubled shareholders’ cash in the last five years.” He has personally managed to find a fair number of successes, yet he doesn’t consider himself ‘terribly smart’. “But then, I don’t invest my money in ‘the stock market’. I invest in companies that happen to have their shares traded on the stock market.”

And most winners share certain qualities. “A focus on one central business proposition.

Innovative products. Good financial characteristics, like positive cash flow. Stable managerial teams. The trick is to reject everything else and learn to live with stock market volatility, which is not so difficult once you get used to it.”

Why doesn’t the UK government cut spending?

Merryn Somerset Webb has been blogging this week on why British taxpayers should be “enraged” about state spending.

the almost unbelievable rise in public spending over the last decade (by over 80% to 46% of GDP) is something we can’t and shouldn’t reverse. There is much talk of “the cuts”, but beyond the endless posturing of Parliament and the media we haven’t yet seen any fall in public spending at all”.

“We need to ask why the state needs to spend 46% of GDP this year”, says Merryn. Because “cutting spending and then hugely cutting taxes with the benefits going to working people and smaller companies ... would stimulate consumer activity and push resources away from non-growth sectors and back to ‘growth capable’ sectors.”

The blog sparked a strong reaction from readers, with most commenters agreeing that the state needs to be cut back. David, for example, has his own formula for determining government spending; “The level of government expenditure as a percentage of GDP should be around the percentage of the population that earn the average income. In Australia where I am that would be about 36% of GDP. That should also be the top marginal tax rate.

The government should be able to work within that.”

Meanwhile JAW fears spending won’t be easy;

that

cutting

“Cuts? You can’t take a bone away from a dog once you have given it a juicy one. We pay the government to redistribute wealth from those who create it to those who have no intention of creating very much of anything.” His solution would be to cut funding to the arts, sports and EU.

“In what adds up to an astonishing abdication of leadership”, she says, “there seems to be a cross-party consensus that

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Readers’ Emails Compiled by Jason Bourgeois, letters@jerseyweekly.com

Jersey Traffic

The Price of Food

Dear Editor,

Hi Jersey Weekly Team,

I notice that you wanted people’s opinions on various topics within Island life, and thought that I would provide a couple of thoughts to start the debate on thought provoking subjects that matter to me. I have focused on transport in this instance as this seems to be an issue in a number of places.

Thanks for the recent article on food prices in the Island (issue 104). I cannot help but wonder what the outcome of the investigation will turn up, as I have long felt that the so called shipping cost was Jersey retailers making an added profit from the absence of VAT, instead of passing the saving on to the customer. Now we have GST on top, and no-one is prepared to drop their prices.

Bus Driver Standards: Jersey bus drivers seem to think that they are king of the roads and seem to have no consideration for other drivers particularly on narrow lanes throughout the island. Who is held accountable for their standards? Is it Connex? Is there a watchdog? Do the States have any control over the standards? Perhaps you could look into it?

Pedestrianisation: I am in favour of parts of town to become pedestrianised as this will encourage more walking and improve the opportunities for business and economic growth with alfresco areas and more picturesque locations for people to socialise without causing a nuisance to others by loitering in doorways on pavements etc.

One Way Streets: I understand the arguments for one way streets, but in order for these arguments to be realised, their needs to be a town plan whereby these one way streets allow traffic to flow without re-directing people form their potential destination and causing unnecessary traffic jams. Surely in this day and age these sort of practical solutions can be adopted successfully?

With a greater amount of pedestrianised areas there is less reason for traffic lights, which would mean that there is a greater flow for traffic without putting out the walking public. It’s nice to have a medium where I can voice my opinions, I look forward to your response.

Kind regards Mr Le Quaisne, St Helier

Email of The Week

My wife and I recently spent a week in the UK, and on visiting the supermarkets we were shocked at not only the much lower cost of food, but the added variety and the thought that went into the display and grouping in the big supermarkets. Tesco, for example had all the ingredients needed top make a homemade chicken curry in one convenient place. The whole deal served five people and came to under £10!

We were highly annoyed at Jersey at the time, and as it was fresh in our mind it was serendipitous that on return we picked up your magazine at the petrol station. The article highlighted several other reasons that we had not considered (loss leaders, cost of fuel vs. distance), and now we don’t feel quite as cheated. Still want to know the outcome of the investigation though, I trust you’ll be publishing it?

Regards, From Jon McBreem, St Ouen

Too Young to Rock To whom it may concern, Very glad that you have decided to allow your readers a say about what Jersey Weekly Magazine covers.

There is a great live music scene in Jersey, as you rightly point out in many of your features, although a lot of the up and

Property Values Dear Jersey Weekly,

Firstly, great job on the mag, we always look out for it on a Friday when we do the shopping. It’s nice to see what’s happening and it’s very handy that you feature things a few weeks before they happen, any further away and we tend to forget. You always jog our memory, bravo!

If we had any complaints, it’s that we’re a young family in Jersey, and hopefully on our way to buying a house. Whilst it’s very nice seeing the multi-million pound houses that you guys run in the weekly property features, it would be great if you guys could do a couple of pages on houses in more realistic price ranges for the average family.

If you could pick one you thought offered great value in a given price range each week and take some interior shots, along with the same type of description you give the megabucks houses, it would make for a great snapshot of the property market. We’d also keep the features for reference, it would be really handy.

Thanks, and keep it up!

From Sam Cowburn, St Helier

coming musicians are under 18 years old. My son and his friends happen to be right on that awkward age, where at 16 they feel that school type gigs just aren’t enough but they are too young to legally play in the Island’s music venues.

I wonder if you could maybe do a feature/article on the bands in this age-group and maybe combine an appeal for a venue to host such gigs. If nothing else, seeing themselves in print will be a great encouragement to continue... and even a great bit of promotional material to take to gig promoters when they do find somewhere.

I know you guys could put it in a way that would encourage people to go along... it works with the things you currently cover.

Cheers,

Roger and Carol

Travel Feature Idea!

Dear Editor, I have an idea for a section in your magazine! Having travelled a fair bit in the last few years, I am always amazed by the way that Island’s are so different than the mainland countries that lend them their nationalities and languages.

As we are on an Island (in case you forgot lol) how about you run an ‘Islands’ section each week comparing our lovely little rock to some other lovely little rocks that Jersey beans like me might like to visit?

From Jen, St Helier

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This Week’s Featured Charity Compiled by Jon Moore, hello@jerseyweekly.com

Words // Rick Jones Feature Design // Jon Moore

AUTISM JERSEY IS A CHARITY that champions; “A full and inclusive life for people with autism, Aspergers Syndrome and other associated complex developmental disorders, by raising awareness and working in partnership with all agencies to help and support them, their families and carers.”

It is the Islands leading charity relating to ‘Autism Spectrum Disorder’, an often misunderstood and in the past, unsupported condition, that has so many variables and complexities involved that research and care is a huge undertaking.

FOUNDED IN 2005, Autism Jersey came about as the result of the regular meetings of several parents of children with Autism.

Now an established body in the Island, the charity is bringing about much needed changes in establishment policies amongst the likes of Education, Social Security, Social Services, Police and Health-care departments. Never content to rest on it’s laurels and admire what it’s already achieved, Autism Jersey is a highly proactive and dynamic organisation, who’s passion is driven by the people behind the scenes - almost all of whom have had first hand experience of living with someone with the complex developmental disorders such as Autism or the related Aspergers Syndrome.

For those who are affected by such disorders, the everyday world can be a bewildering, frustrating and even painful place. It’s hard to empathise completely for those of us who don’t experience what Autistic people go through daily, but the disorder affects information processing in the brain to the extent that even those slightly ‘on the spectrum’ can have difficulty understanding ‘normal’ behaviours and social interactions.

Often, sound, light, taste, touch and smell - the sensory perceptions many of us take for granted - are amplified in Autistic people to the point where tolerable amounts for you or I can be unbearable. Often, the repetitious behaviours that people have begun to associate with Autism are a means of soothing these ‘sensory overloads’ for those who live with the disorder.

Social interaction and empathy is hard for the Autistic child to develop. It goes against the way they are ‘wired’, and the old day methods of trying to force or coerce ‘difficult’ children, - who may have been affected but never diagnosed are cruelly ineffective and in the light of modern education, entirely inappropriate.

Often, sound, light, taste, touch and smell the sensory perceptions many of us take for granted - are amplified in Autistic people to the point where tolerable amounts for you or I can be unbearable.

Decreased or increased pain tolerances, and the lack of a sense of danger make life for parents of Autistic children a constant worry - even more so than unaffected children, the worry of them coming to harm can be overwhelming. Stress on families is enormous, and without support, can break families and cause secondary problems of depression and even cause breakdowns. It really isn’t something that any family should go through alone.

This is where Autism Jersey comes in. They offer SPELL training, basic education designed, as they put it “to make the world more autism friendly”, a befriending scheme aimed at putting parents, siblings and carers in touch with one another. This is a very valid scheme, as people may feel they are alone in their troubles, and this allows coping methods and up to date information to be shared, as well as the company of those who understand.

The charity also has a lending library stocked with up to date books and reference material related to Autism and similar neural development disorders. These are just a snippet of the services and aims of Autism Jersey… for more information, including details of how to donate or help raise funding, visit their website at www.autismjersey.org Autism Jersey also operate a charity shop - AJ’s - situated between Cheapside and the Parade. All donations of saleable items are welcome, and the store is a great place to pick up bargains, with all the money going to Autism Jersey and it’s mission.

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Chief Minister States of Jersey Ian Gorst

Introduction

ON MONDAY 14TH NOVEMBER 2011 in Jersey’s first open ballot, the States elected Senator Ian Joseph Gorst as Chief Minister designate. Senator Gorst received 27 votes in the election and Senator Bailhache received 24 votes. As part of Jersey Weekly’s new political profile series, we start by taking a look at Chief Minister, Senator Ian Gorst and his vision for our island’s future.

Ian Gorst is an accountant by profession and has been a States Member since 2005 as Deputy of St Clement. Since 2008 he has been Minister for Social Security. During his period of office a system for redundancy payments was introduced, the income support system was criticized, state pension retirement age was raised from 65 to 67 and a new system for funding care in old age was put in place. Before that, he held the position of Assistant Minister in both the Chief Minister’s and the Treasury and Resources Departments.

“Working with my colleagues across the Assembly and in the Council of Ministers has shown me that without respect, tolerance and co-operation, government cannot function well.

I believe that we must foster these qualities as individuals and as an Assembly.”

Words // Rebecca Seller • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Mr Gorst is Chairman of the Jersey Overseas Aid Commission and has successfully made the case for increasing the Island’s contribution to help those much worse off than ourselves.

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Chief Minister Ian Gorst

Vision

Chief Minister’s Vision The Chief Minster intends to deliver the following essentials to all islanders against the backdrop of worldwide economic uncertainty.

• Education, Training and Employment • Affordable Homes • Enjoyment of good health • Access to a secure retirement Mr Gorst believes that Jersey’s unique community spirit must be encouraged to achieve this he will seek to create the following: • Inclusive society with support and opportunity for less well off and vulnerable • Support for those who show initiative and inspiration and want to better themselves and their Island • To grow our own communities, industries and jobs and embrace diversity

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Plan of Implementation

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Affordable Housing

Addressing the Ageing population

WITH YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT at an all time high a plan will be implemented to prioritise education, deliver training and promote employment opportunities. Young people are to be encouraged to stay on in post 6th form education.

THE SOLUTION IS to build more affordable housing and to assist potential buyers to raise and sustain the funding required so that they can take on the responsibility of purchasing their first family home.

AS SOCIAL SECURITY MINISTER, I obtained States approval for a new scheme to fund long-term care for the elderly. The new scheme will ensure that this increased demand can be adequately funded, while removing the financial worries that many families face when a loved one has to move into care.

Those who wish to go to University shouldn’t be prevented by the increased fees, with the proposed application of tax relief on university fees to lessen the cost burden.

Once students have graduated there should opportunities available for them back on the Island with graduate opportunities in the civil service or a diversified private sector. Training is essential in assisting local youngsters in acquiring the skills that will allow them to fill the essential roles that so often are the preserve of imported labour. More can and will be done to raise the status of vocational skills and to encourage their acquisition.

To help create the jobs a review of the arrangements for granting job licenses will need to take place. Jersey has more than 1,300 people unemployed; employers will be expected to play their part by focusing on filling jobs from locally qualified people.

One solution could be that Social Security offer employers a contribution holiday for those who take on youngsters and job subsidies to promote apprenticeships and new workers.

Fewer jobs means lower tax revenues and now more than ever we need to foster an environment that encourages the creation of new businesses and a diversified economy. Ultimately, it is businesses and entrepreneurs that deliver economic growth; the role of government is to create the right environment for business to prosper and jobs to be created. I have already acted to change the opening year rules for new businesses to help facilitate this.

Well-researched and viable initiatives can be encouraged with the input of seed capital. We have to get the message out that Jersey is very much open for business.

Proposals around stamp duty concessions for first-time buyers will be useful, but are not enough. Further research is warranted into the possible re-introduction of the States loan scheme, which helped so many Islanders in the past.

Creating a loan scheme for deposits is another option as are shared ownership schemes. All such proposals should be investigated and, where affordable, introduced.

The scheme will allow more people to be cared for in their own home, which is what many people say they prefer. The scheme is scheduled for introduction in 2013 and we need to ensure that work continues to meet this date.

Today’s workers are tomorrows pensioners and I have already taken action to secure the long-term viability of the Social Security pension for future generations.

The States has approved my plans that link increases in pension age to increases in life expectancy.

Of course our pensioners need to have adequate income in their old age and I have safeguarded the value of the old age pension by retaining the link to earnings - a link that the UK has only just restored. In response to calls for a mechanism to safeguard the position of pensioners where the rise in inflation runs higher than earnings, I have commissioned a review of how this might operate and how much it might cost.

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However, we must not neglect our traditional industries, such as agriculture and tourism, which are the bedrock of our community and do more to help create markets for local products both here and off-island.

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The Death of the Fulfilment industry?

Words // Rick Jones • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Low-valued exports from Jersey - as well as our sister Island, Guernsey - have traditionally been exempt from value-added-tax (VAT) due to the EU tax relief known as ‘Low Value Consignment Relief ’ (LVCR).

ORIGINALLY, WHEN THE EU conceived the optional VAT relief on goods with a value below a certain point - known as LCVR - it was done for administrative reasons: When goods are imported into an EU country from a territory outside the European Union, they are generally subject to duties, such as import duty, excise duty and VAT.

This EU imperative - often wrongly labeled as a ‘loophole’ in UK law - has recently come under the scrutiny of the UK Chancellory despite it being a law put in place for the smooth and efficient postage of items to UK consumers from ALL countries outside the EU.

With large quantities of small goods such as CDs, DVDs, books and even toys being sold by online retailers (effectively bringing wholesale to the public, thanks to the internet) physical mail and courier systems saw a large increase in volume and complexity added to their usual business.

At the time of writing, the announcement of the abolishment of LVCR is expected any day.

How does this affect Jersey, it’s economy and most importantly, it’s people?

Jersey Weekly takes a closer look.

To aid speed of service, avoid huge Customs backlogs and, significantly, reduce the cost of tax collection - LCVR was introduced and subsequently governed by the EU Council Directive 2009/132/EC. The system undoubtedly worked for it’s intended purpose, but several companies soon noticed that they could ‘use’ LCVR to provide more attractive prices to their customers, thus increasing sales, and dominating the markets involved. To do so, they needed to base their operations in a non-EU territory.

The Channel Islands, being both non affiliated with the European Union, as well as both English speaking and using the same currency, offered a way for such companies to exploit this rule - albeit at a considerable initial outlay given the cost of acquiring premises here.

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This saw a rampant growth in the presence of online retail and fulfilment businesses here in Jersey. Play.com, being one of the first major companies to operate from Jersey, began hiring staff at a considerable rate, and although wages weren’t exactly the stuff of employee prosperity, the unemployment figures came down in the Island. As more, similar companies jumped on the bandwagon, the effects were further magnified.

Outside of the companies themselves, peripheral utilities, such as the States owned Postal Service and even the JEC saw an upturn in business. The increase in workers concentrated in warehousing and packing districts saw nearby cafes and shops busier and more prosperous. For a while it seemed win/win.

However, on the other side of the water, the UK High Street retailers of such products found themselves in dire straights. Although this cannot be wholly accounted to the LVCR issue - it is as much to do with choice and the aforementioned ‘wholesale to the masses’ effect - it began alarm bells ringing amongst those responsible for safeguarding the UK’s economy.

The BBC seems to sum up the depth of feeling in UK Parliament;

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“A debate in the House of Lords gained cross-party support to close a VAT loophole which alledgedly costs the UK government £130m each year in lost tax. The peer behind the motion, Lord Ralph Lucas, branded the industry a ‘smuggling enterprise’.”

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“Can we support a further 1,000 unemployed with our welfare system, given that the unemployment figures were already placing stress on the welfare budget?”

Perhaps then, it is unsurprising that the UK Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is set to announce the lowering - if not the complete abolition - of the threshold for LCVR to a point where it no longer makes operating from outside the EU advantageous to UK online retail and fulfilment companies.

The mass exodus of these businesses is bad news for Jersey (and also the UK, as the move is inflationary - prices must rise).

Not only does it promise to see the one-thousand-or-so employees - from lorry drivers to admin staff, packers to buyers - out of work, but the knock on effect to the supply chain may mean that Jersey travel and shipping costs via sea and air may need to rise, for companies such as Condor Shipping to remain viable.

Telecommunications, an increasingly relied-upon part of everyday life will likely rise in cost of service, given that the online retail businesses accounted for significant portion of activity.

The much cherished Finance Industry here in Jersey will be affected. The online retail giants are likely administered through Trust Companies, who may now need to restructure their dedicated ecommerce departments.

Although - outside of employees of fulfilment companies themselves - much of the talk here in Jersey has been of the effect on the postal service, as well as the loss of jobs and resultant pressure on the economy, there is one factor that is perhaps overlooked; small Jersey businesses with ‘niche’ products, that rely on orders from all over the World.

Businesses like these, who have operated perfectly legally since before the influx of large retailers, may now find themselves left un-viable due to the decreased margins that the closing of LVCR has them left with.

Play.com have already announced they will be leaving the Island

Can we support a further 1,000 unemployed with our welfare system, given that the unemployment figures were already placing stress on the welfare budget?

“Industry has always known that LVCR was something that could change, as it was dependent on another country’s tax policy. Because of this, I made a very difficult decision four years ago to terminate the license for UK retailers who were moving here to set up fulfilment companies, and I took a lots of criticism for it.

Now it is very clear that if we hadn’t make that hard decisions, we would have seen the end to the LVCR for local companies a lot sooner than now.” Philip Ozouf, Jersey Treasury Minister You have to wonder whether putting off the inevitable is something to tout. Let us hope that the Treasury Minister’s proposed investment in Unified Communications and a World-leading broadband infrastructure from the Fiscal Stimulus Fund can go some ways towards rescuing Jersey’s economy. If not, there seems less and less reason for many younger Jersey residents to stay here.

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CIM Awards 2011 The Chartered Institute of Marketers Awards Words // Lucy Sanderson • Photography // Matt Porteous • Feature Design // Jon Moore

THE 2011 CIM AWARDS were held last Friday, 18th November, with all of Jersey’s finest marketing minds all under one roof for a night of celebration of marketing excellence.

The theme this year was ‘Speakeasy’ and the Hotel de France was transformed into a glamorous, 1930’s style club; some people were dressed up in flapper style dresses and there were feather boas, sequins, pin stripes a-la Al Capone and trilbys out in full force. The gala dinner and awards ceremony was hosted by none other than the witty and wild Ruby Wax, who mocked and joked her way through an uproarious set before greeting winners on stage to collect their coveted awards.

Undoubtedly, the winner of the night had to be Jersey Heritage, who took home four of the ten awards; Best Brand Campaign with ‘Visit.Stay.Belong’, Best Use of Media, Best Intergrated Marketing Campaign and the new award for Marketing Achievement of the Year.

Orchid Communications were the agency to thank and they too won an award for Best

Agency Contributor. Other winners were, Catherine Gasston; Student Marketer of the Year, Liberation Group won Best Use of PR, Durrell won the award for marketing Achievement on a Small Budget, Voisin (Law) won the award for Best CRM Programme and Jersey Finance won the newly introduced award for Sustained Marketing Achievement. Congratulations to Heritage and Orchid for the volume of awards; ‘Visit.Stay.Belong’ really has had a valuable impact on the way in which Jersey Heritage is perceived… Well done!

The night was splendid, award nominees and ceremony attendees danced the night away to music from the fabulous Little Big Band and DJ Nelson took revelers into the early hours. Hats off to Delta (Rachel Godfrey in particular) for setting the scene so perfectly and to everyone else who contributed, making the night a roaring success.

We leave you with a quote from Steve Jobs, which John Henwood quoted in his summation for the CIM Awards’ programme, it sums up the nature of marketing and the ethos behind the CIM Awards: “Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently - they’re not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can’t do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

The beneficiary charity of this year’s CIM Awards was Multiple Sclerosis of Jersey, who are celebrating their 50th anniversary this

“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes...”

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year, for details on this local charity please go to www.msjersey.org.

Information on the Chartered Institute of Marketing Jersey can be found at: www.cimjersey.com and details on the winners and nominees can be found at: www.cimawardsjersey.com.

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‘La Sfera’ - ‘The Bench’

at Jersey Goldsmiths, Lion Park Words // Rick Jones • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Jersey Goldsmiths, and the other two specialised jewellery retailers that share the ‘Lion Park‘ venue in St Lawrence with the fantastic ‘Cafe Delicia‘ - have had a busy and productive year. 2011 saw the Goldsmiths see in their 25th year of trading at the site. The resultant party was a packed affair, and guests were treated to a surprise set from Jersey’s own chart topper Nerina Pallot.

‘LA SFERA’ - ITALIAN FOR ‘THE BAUBLE’ - is a stunning realisation of the vision, design skills and master craftsmanship of three of the expert jewellers that operate in different areas of the Goldsmiths building.

They also launched their brand new ‘Roseanna’ collection, designed by Rosie Scragg - the founder’s granddaughter.

To celebrate this year, and showcase the design and craft of the artisans working at Goldsmiths, they have now created their biggest and brightest item yet - ‘La Sfera’.

Lynda Firkins, marketing manager of Jersey Goldsmiths and June Williams, head of ‘loose’ diamond experts ‘Diamondology’ combined forces with designer and director of ‘The Bench’ - this is a boutique company that specialise in custom jewellery commissions and repairs - and who conceived the project.

Is it a Christmas decoration? Is it a showpiece for the designers creative flair? Is it a simply a work of art? It’s undoubtedly all of these things, and fulfills the criteria for the latter especially well. Before we look at just how impressive the design and execution of ‘La Sfera’ actually is, let’s see how it came about:

Their aim was to combine their expertise, and present master craftsman at ‘The Bench’ - Juan Pedromo - with a challenge. They knew he could rise to this challenge; to make Jersey’s first ever white gold and diamond Christmas tree ‘bauble’, with a number of unique details.

Three and a half months of painstaking work later, Juan put the finishing touches to the piece. Seventeen spinning white gold ‘stars’ are arranged on a central white gold spindle to form a sphere, and freely rotate independently from each other, with the slightest touch.

Is it a Christmas decoration? Is it a showpiece for the designer’s creative flair? Is it a simply a work of art?

It is undoubtedly all of these things, and fulfills the criteria for the latter especially well.

The tip of each star is hand inlaid with a hand selected white or yellow diamond.

There are sixty-eight of these round, brilliant cut diamonds in total… over 3.5 carats and 100grams of gold! The detail goes all the way down to the tiny yet expertly applied hallmark - quite a feat given the nature of the design.

You can take it home, if you don’t mind parting with the £15,000 that the ball is valued at, but this, according to the team, was not why it was created. It was intended to be an object of beauty, to be admired and inspire the Christmas spirit in those shopping for gifts ideas in the three in-house stores. It’s simply lovely to look at so they want you to do just that.

It was delicately hung in the Jersey Goldsmiths Christmas tree by Margaret McGovern of Jersey Hospice Care, on Sunday 13th of November. An Italian themed cheese and wine spread from Dunnells and the on-site Cafe Delicia saw one-hundred-andfifty guests donating to Hospice, and admiring what is undoubtedly Goldsmiths, The Bench’s and Diamondology’s combined masterpiece.

It’s well worth a look, and Jersey Weekly has heard some talk of a lucky competition winner being allowed to take it home over the Christmas holiday - as the site is closed those days - subject, of course, to insurance and conditions. Watch this space!

Before the Christmas closing, there will be custom decoration making/decorating for the kids, along with letters to the in-store Santa… why not take the family along!

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Jersey Museum; The Big Advent Calendar.

Words Rick Jones // Feature Design by Tiffany Shales

This Christmas - hopefully the first of many of many - Jersey Heritage have reached out to the local Churches and Sunday Schools. They asked them to provide artwork that depicts what they, the children, consider to be the real meaning of Christmas.

Advent Calendar Facts; Advent Calendars first came about when ‘German Lutherans’ in the early 19th Century would count down the first twenty-four days of Christmas. Records show it began as a simple chalk line on the floor, and went on to become a candle each day, and then the hanging of a small religious picture to mark the approach of December 24th.

The first recorded handmade ‘advent calendar’ - in the modern sense - was made in 1851. By 1908 Gerhard Lang, a printer from Munich had created the first

commercially available version. Several years later, he had developed the familiar ‘doors’ with pictures behind that we are familiar with to this day.

During WW2, the practice all but disappeared, but soon after the war, Richard Sellmer of Stuttgart resurrected the production of advent calendars. His company still sells around 1,000,000 calendars Worldwide, and is second only to Cadburys as the largest manufacturer. >>>

Happy Christmas RJ887

The Big Advent Calendar Continued The response from the community was fantastic, and the results will be on display; one revealed each day of December, in the Museum courtyard as part of ‘The Big Advent Calendar’.

To many people, and not only those who belong to the Christian faith, Christmas has moved away from the message, stories and traditions of yesteryear, and sadly become more about shopping and the latest ‘in thing’.

The story of the Nativity of Jesus is arguably the basis for the Christmas holiday as we know it, and although Santa and Reindeer are perhaps these days more prominent as symbols of the festive period, Churches and Schools traditionally represent the Nativity with plays and art that depict the biblical story of the birth of Christ. The name ‘Christmas’ itself reflects as much.

Jersey Heritage, appropriately, given their task of safeguarding tradition, wanted to give Islanders the chance to see that the younger generation do indeed still regard the festive period to be of religious significance.

They had been planning a public advent calendar for several years, and as tradition plays a big part in what Heritage is all about, they settled on a traditional styled advent calendar that depicted the Nativity of Christ.

Helen Otterwell, Family Events Coordinator for Heritage, told Jersey Weekly; “We contacted all the Churches and Sunday Schools on the Island, and weren’t sure of the response we’d get, but we needn’t have worried. The response was overwhelming and nearly all said; ‘what a great idea!’. We got ‘when do you want them?’, ‘what do you want? ‘can I do Shepherds?’ - which was my favourite response - and we haven’t been too specific, as we wanted the result to be a true reflection of the views of the children on Christmas.”

The participating children were simply told to stick to the traditional story of Christmas, but as they see it. Helen told us that on Mondays perhaps following Sunday Schools - she found herself the happy recipient of some amazing drawings, collages and cut outs, all based on the story of Joseph, Mary, Shepherds, Wise

men and of course the infant Jesus.

Telling us of the dilemma she faces in choosing just twenty-four of the submitted pictures, Helen said that the standard of the kids artwork was way above what they had expected. Children as young as 2-3 had completed ‘cut ‘n’ stick’ pictures, and older children had done some fantastic renderings.

“The amount of pictures that have come in that are just lovely have made our job in choosing just twenty-four very difficult.

We asked for them to be sent in at A4 size, because that’s what most people work with, and we’ll scan them and blow them up larger.”

“The pictures will then be transferred to vinyl - weatherproofed - and put into the calendar.

The original pictures will all be displayed in the concourse, and they will be given back to the children after Christmas”.

For the whole month of December, every morning at 10am, a new door will be opened and removed, and one of the children’s pictures will be revealed. A photographic record of the artist and grand-opener will be kept for posterity!

The design has been chosen as a landscape format so that each piece of art can get maximum viewing. There isn’t any chocolate, but the Museum cafe offers enough tasty cakes and hot chocolates to make up for this!

Helen told Jersey Weekly; “It was a bit of a leap into the unknown asking for traditional depictions. When I sent my first letters, we thought they may have been filed in the bin. But again, we were overwhelmed with the sheer amount of entries, and we haven’t even got to the deadline yet (deadline is Monday 21st of November).”

“We’ve had at least one Church thank us for making it about Jesus and not Santa, they said this is important to them, and reassures them that there is still people outside of the Church keeping tradition alive.”

Keeping tradition alive is, after all, what Jersey Heritage Trust do best!

Jersey Amateur Dramatic Club Presents Lewis Carroll’s

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass A musical play dramatised by Clemence Dane with music by Richard Addinsell

Jersey Art Centre 10th - 15th & 18th - 21st January Nightly 7.45pm Matinees Saturday & Sunday at 3.00pm Additional Matinee on 15th January at 11.00am

Special Promotion on Family Tickets for All Matinees Purchase before the 23rd December & receive up to 10% Discount After the 23rd December all Tickets return to flat rate of £15.00 each

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La Féte dé Noué Words // Rebecca Seller • Feature Design // Jon Moore

La Fête dé Noué is Jersey’s mid winter celebration. It derives its name from the local Jersey Norman-French language and once tanslated it means “Christmas Festival.”

Jersey Weekly have picked out some of the best events to get you in the festive spirit.

NOW IN ITS TWELFTH YEAR La Fête dé Noué marks the beginning of December and the festive season. The festival which runs from 1st to 11th December offers a full programme of activities arranged to compliment the leadup to the festive period. Take a stroll through the streets of St Helier and take in the atmosphere look up to see the hanging cover of Christmas lights where you can experience late night shopping, street entertainment and delicious food.

Other activities include guided walks covering the Islands history and natural environment and a Christmas film festival.

You can enjoy a traditional market selling locally made art and craft, a Christmas parade, a carol concert and much more. Follow Jersey Weekly’s guide to make the most of your La Fête dé Noué and to put you in a Christmas mood!

To mark the beginning of La Fête dé Noué the town’s Christmas trees will be lit. The launch night begins in the Royal Square on Thursday 1st December at 6pm.

The Christmas lights on the old chestnut trees will be illuminated. After this take a stroll down to Weighbridge Place to see the modern tree of glowing spheres come to life from within the heart of The Spirit of Christmas Market. The evening ends with a spectacular firework display.

This year The Spirit of Christmas Market will be situated in St Helier’s newest open space - Weighbridge Place. The Market will be running for the entire 11 days of La Fête dé Noué. Local artists and craft designers will be selling festive gifts. The market will be filled with handmade presents, festive food delights and Christmas decorations. The stalls will be beautifully decorated as Christmas chalets and Yurts. There will also be a large selection of “Genuine Jersey” products ranging from homemade jams and chutneys to chacuterie, ceramics, soft toys and scented candles. Shoppers can buy freshly made wreaths, decorations and even puddings!

As you meander through the stalls be sure to pick up a tasty treat there will be crepes, coffee, mulled cider and a selection of hot and spicy foods. The market will run from Thursday 1st – Sunday 11th December. Opening times are Monday to Friday 11am – 7pm, Saturday and Sundays 10am – 6pm, late night Thursdays till 8pm and Sunday 11th December till 8pm. The Norman French Market Lé Marchi Nouormand will be in the Royal Square from Thursday 8th December. Breathe in the sights and smells of Normandy with everything from home made crêpes and biscuits to saucisson, cheese and cider. Soak in the al fresco atmosphere as you browse the visiting traditional Norman-French market.

Late night Christmas shopping and Sunday shopping means it’s time to hit the shops in search of Christmas gifts. Shops, department stores, boutiques and big names are all brimming with Christmas treasures. Late night Thursday shopping is back with shops staying open until 9pm. There is also special Sunday shopping between the hours of 11am and 5pm. So whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you won’t miss out! Late night shopping will be complimented by a programme of festive street theatre. Acts include beautiful Russian princesses, in glowing white costumes on stilts and panto let loose on the street.… Oh no it hasn’t! Oh yes it has!

The Parish of St Peter’s create their very own winter wonderland as the Parish Church is lit up by up to 70 Christmas trees. Each tree is donated and decorated by a local school, business, club or society. Following the illumination of the trees a Christmas Concert featuring The Cantabile Ensemble & the Usual Suspects will give you a real festive treat! The Church is open daily from Saturday 10th to Sunday 18th December between 11 and 7(not including Sunday services).

Opposite: King Street, St Helier during La Féte d´Noué - Photographed by Danny Evans

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...La Féte dé Noué The Christmas Film Festival returns to give you a break from shopping to watch a Christmas classic. The Jersey Arts Centre is screening a selection of films on Saturday 10th and Sunday 11th December all free of charge. All you need to do is call the box office on 700444 or call in person and enjoy Christmas at the movies.

The spectacular Christmas parade is one of the La Fête dé Noué entertainment highlights. The Christmas Parade takes place on Sunday 11th December. A colourful procession of floats covered in twinkling light accompanied by dancers will parade from Maritime House, round Liberation Square and Station down to The Esplanade.

It promises to be true winter carnival with entertainment for the whole family. Music and dance brings everything to life for the culmination of La Fête dé Noué.

And get your skates on because the Ice Rink is back. It doesn’t matter if you’re a polished performer or a complete novice, take the opportunity to head down to Parade Gardens to burn off those Christmas calories! The rink is here from Saturday 10th December until Sunday 8th January. Prices are adults £7 and Children £6, family tickets are available from £22.

Take part in a Winter ‘Wander’ Land with a selection of walks to choose from, think of the calories you can burn! The Tinsel Town Tour takes place on Friday 9th December at 10am. This is a walk that will immerse you in the festivities of the town as you walk through the Victorian markets soaking up the Christmas Spirit with beautiful arrangements of fruit and flowers for sale. You can hear tales of St Helier’s history and visit the Town Church. Or perhaps you fancy something a little more haunting with an Evening Ghost Walk? You can discover stories of Jersey’s sinister past as you set off on a journey into the night around the Island’s historic castles, dark country lanes and old graveyards!. There are other festive walks taking place too including: Seasonal St Aubin, The Holly and The Ivy and other parish walks.

Because you’ve been good all year, the daytime Christmas walks are free of charge.

Jersey Museum are hosting “A Night at the Museum” on Thursday 8th December until 8pm. You can step back in time to a Victorian Christmas in the Merchant’s House or use the opportunity to see the last of the 2011 exhibitions.

The gift shop will be open featuring unique gift ideas and quirky stocking fillers.

Jersey Heritage members receive a 20% discount on everything in the museum gift shop and 10% in the Merchant House Brasserie.

Pick up some Christmas Collectables from the Vintage and Arts Fair. Including vintage fashion, antiques, linen, home-ware, tea and cakes, and art inspired by the past. The fair is the perfect opportunity for Christmas shoppers looking for something a bit different to give their loved ones. The Vintage and Arts fair takes place on Sunday 4th between 11 and 5 at St James in St Helier.

The above mentioned events are only a small sample of experiences available during the Fête dé Noué. For more information on these events and a complete listing please visit www.jersey.com. La Fête dé Noué offers something for everyone and fun for the whole family. Join us to celebrate the festive period beginning on 1st December, it guarantees to put you in the Christmas spirit!

Above: Festive products at La Féte d´Noué - Photographed by Danny Evans

FILMS SHOWING: SATURDAY 10TH

SUNDAY 11TH

11:00 – The Polar Express 13:00 – Jingle All the Way 15:15 – White Christmas 17:30 – The Muppet Christmas Carol 20:00 – Joyeux Noël

11:00 – Disney’s A Christmas Carol 13:00 – Fred Claus 15:15 – The Bishop’s Wife 17:30 – Nativity 20:00 – It’s a Wonderful Life

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Voting Form Best Christmas Window Display This year, the Parish of St Helier, together with Jersey Tourism, Channel 103 and in association with The Chamber of Commerce will be giving the public the chance to vote for your efforts in creating a colourful, eye-catching display, in keeping with the Christmas spirit. The winner will not necessarily be the biggest, or most expensive, but instead will focus on the most innovative and best use of available space. So ANY retailer in St Helier can win!

Name of the Business: ………………………………………………………

“A Christmas Present For Your School” The stickers you are looking for will be on display from the 1st December.

Look around and find 10 stickers in the shop windows!

Write down the shop names here.

Your School Name:………………………………………………………..

Voting will start on Thursday 1st December and run until Wednesday 21st December, with the winner being announced on Thursday 22nd December, at 6.30pm. All forms should be taken to Town Hall, Tourism or Channel 103 by the 20th December or vote online www.cbs4starservices.com/votingschool.php Best Christmas Window Display: The lucky retailer will win not only a trophy to display on their premises, but an amazing prize. The panel includes Connetable of St Helier Simon Crowcroft, Chairman of the Chamber of Commerce David Warr and Economic Development Department Minister Alan Maclean.

Christmas Present for your School: The school which receives the most nominations will be the winner and will win a £250 cash prize, and some other additional amazing prizes.

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The ‘Shelter Trust for the Homeless’ Charity Soup Kitchen Words // Michelle Cuthbert • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Jersey’s annual ‘Soup Kitchen’ event, held on the Royal Square on a chilly December day, is now in it’s thirteenth year. Don’t let the supposedly unlucky number dissuade you from enjoying the selection of delicious soups donated by the Island’s chefs, though, as the proceeds all go to those in need of some luck themselves; Jersey’s homeless, by way of The Shelter Trust.

We caught up with event organiser Michelle Cuthbert to get something other than the ‘stock’ (pun intended) answers about the Soup Kitchen, it’s Menu and it’s greater purpose.

JW

How long have you been involved with the Soup Kitchen, and how has it changed over the years - menu and popularity wise?

MC

I’ve been involved since the first call I made to Simon Dufty, who was at the Atlantic Hotel at the time, to ask him if he thought the idea would connect with hotels and restaurants. He gave me a very positive answer and it progressed from there. I wont forget the apprehension on that first day in the Royal Square - “would anyone actually come and buy soup?” We had a small table and about half a dozen fairly small pans of soup and a few French sticks all in a freestanding tent kindly loaned by the Hire Shop. (They now generously give us four!) I remember thinking I would feel it would have been worth the effort if we could have made a couple of hundred pounds. In those days it was just me and my husband, David, and a few friends who were involved. You can imagine our amazement when at the end of the event, we counted £1,300!

Over the years it just got bigger and bigger. We now have a very hard working committee who do a wonderful job. We have musicians and carol singers and sponsorship for a big marquee with over 35 different soups. Last year around 4,000 portions were served and £12,500 was raised on the day.

JW

Soup is given at a ‘suggested donation price’, which is given to charity, what is this years suggested donation, and how will the funds be utilised?

MC

The suggested donation is £2.50, which is the same as last year. The monies raised all go to The Shelter Trust for the Homeless. Shelter houses and provides food for over 80 people each day and night. These numbers are often a surprise to those who do not think there is a homeless problem in Jersey. This is a real credit to the wonderful work of the Shelter staff who provide the caring service which means that these days, it is a rarity to see someone “sleeping rough.” In the difficult economic times that exist, the need for Shelter is greater than ever. The need for funds are huge and we are always grateful to those who support the Soup Kitchen. There are so many, regrettably it is impossible to mention all by name, but special thanks must go to our main sponsors Deutsch Bank International, Carey Olsen, Statestreet, Rowlands Recruitment and Normans. The list of our generous suppliers of soups, bread, butter, and numerous other bits and pieces is enormous, as you will see on the display boards in the Square on the day. Then, of course, there is our wonderful band of volunteers – bread butterers, soup servers, musicians and so many more. However, without those who come for lunch and so generously give, often more than the suggested donation, the staggering amounts would not be raised.

The money is used for all sorts of things such as Christmas presents, which are probably the only ones that our residents will receive and to help with the purchase of life’s little essentials, which we all take for granted, like toothpaste, shaving cream and shampoo. It also goes towards bus fares and clothes for people going for job interviews, which is such a vital part of helping residents get back into a more stable life style.

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6th December

13TH “SOUP KITCHEN” MENU 2011 JW

Which of the Islands Chefs are involved this year, and can you reveal any of the delicious concoctions that will be on offer?

MC

We have incredible support from so many Chefs, it would be wrong to mention individuals. Apart from supplying the soup, many choose to come down and help serve. This certainly adds to the atmosphere, and I know they enjoy the fun of the day. The banter is worth listening to! The variety of soups is quite extraordinary, as you will see from the menu. One, which I think will intrigue, is “Gills and Grills!” This, I understand, is smoked chicken, haddock and sweet corn. You won’t get that in a packet in the supermarket, will you!

Apart from the Genuine Jersey soup – look for the logo - you will see there are at least 8 different countries represented. A truly international menu.

JW

For the past few years, soups have sold out very quickly, will there be plenty to go round this year, and what do you usually find sells fastest traditional or adventurous recipes?

MC

There is no hard and fast rule as to which run out first, although it is usually the smaller pans.

Many hotels give us 100 or 150 litres, and that’s an awful lot of soup. However, we fully appreciate some of the smaller establishments cannot deal with that sort of quantity. We are just grateful for anything that is donated. So many have been supplying for years and it is wonderful that they keep supporting us. It seems like they are all part of a big family, all with the same aim.

Year after year, the soups - and the turnout - have been incredible. The atmosphere and the donations received speak volumes as to the spirit of Jersey’s people at this festive time of year. However, let’s not forget that this time of year, with it’s bitter nights and bustle, can be the loneliest and harshest time to find yourself without shelter or the comfort of family. By attending the Soup Kitchen, and making a donation, not only are you experiencing the festivities - and the incredible soups - but you are extending the Christmas spirit to those less fortunate. We hope to see you there!

Please order by number La Capannina Hotel L’Horizon Jersey Pottery Longueville Manor Old Court House Inn Mayfair Catering Highlands Cafejac Grand Jersey Hotel Green Island Restaurant Ransom’s Tea Rooms Shelter Trust States of Jersey Pomme D’Or Hotel Greenhills Bento Sumas

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Bean & Pasta Beef & Barley Broth

Beetroot, Sour Cream, Horseradish Blue Pumpkin, Pine nuts, Parmesan Broccoli & Potato Caldo Verde (cabbage & chorizo) Carrot & Coriander Carrot & fresh Ginger Chestnut, Blue Cheese & Bacon Cream of Cauliflower & Cheddar Cream of Wild Mushroom Cullen Skink Curried Veg., Coconut & Lime “Gills & Grills” Hungarian Goulash Japanese Chicken & Vegetables Leek & Potato with Garlic

Radisson Blu Atlantic Hotel Cheffins La Cantina Hotel de France Merton Hotel The Boat House Pontac House Hotel Mange Tout Café Poste Merchant House Brasserie Jersey College for Girls Restaurant de la Poste Corbiere Phare Government House Feast Sodexo Bohemia Chateau La Chaire The Royal Yacht

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Lentil Lobster Bisque & sweet corn Moroccan Spiced Lamb & Vegetables Pasta, Chicken, Potato & sweet corn Pea & Ham Hock Polish Split Pea & Smoked Pork Pumpkin Pumpkin & Watercress Red Thai Chicken & Sweet Potato Roast rich Tomato & Red Pepper Roast Tomato & Garlic Scotch Broth Serbian Bean Soup Slovakian Sour Cabbage & Chorizo Spiced Sweet Potato & Red Pepper Thai Chicken Thai Vegetable White Onion & Pecorino White Onion & Thyme Winter Root Vegetable

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Arthur Christmas The animators behind Wallace and Gromit go 3D as they reveal Santa’s high-tech secret!

It’s a mystery that has puzzled generations of children. How does Santa manage to visit the homes of every child in the world in just one night? Now the truth can be told, thanks to Britain’s very own Aardman animation. Beneath the North Pole, there’s a huge military operation staffed by 1.6 million elves, who ensure that all two billion presents are delivered on Christmas Eve. And the sleigh used by Santa (Jim Broadbent) is a massive invisible airship called the S1. But this year they’ve managed to miss out one little girl. It’s up to Santa’s son Arthur (James McAvoy) and crotchety old Grandsanta (Bill Nighy) to save the day! The studio who gave us Wallace and Gromit make their first foray into 3D with this spectacular CG family adventure boasting a stellar voice cast

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The Lion King

Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn Still the most successful traditionally animated film in history, Disney’s 1994 feature marked the high point of the studio’s renaissance. Drawing inspiration from Shakespeare and the Bible, its timeless story follows lion cub Simba (Jonathan Taylor Thomas). He expects to inherit the Pride Lands from his father, King Musafa (James Earl Jones). But he reckons without his jealous uncle Scar (Jeremy Irons), who tricks him into going into exile.

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Immortals

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The Rum Diary According to Greek mythology, an ancient battle in heaven saw the victors calling themselves Gods while the vanquished Titans were imprisoned for eternity. But in the age of man, megalomanic King Hyperion sets out to unleash the Titans and overthrow the Gods of Olympus. To do this, he needs the legendary lost Bow of Epirus.

Young stonemason Theseus (Henry Cavill) vows to avenge the death of his mother in one of their raids.

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When bequiffed young journalist Tintin buys a model of the good ship Unicorn, he also acquires a clue to a great mystery. With his faithful hound Snowy in tow, our intrepid hero embarks on a quest that unites him for the first time with drunken seadog Captain Haddock. Together, they unravel the secret of an ancient feud involving Haddock’s ancestor Francis and notorious pirate Red Rackham. Uses stateof-the-art performance capture technology.

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Bored with Eisenhower-era America, New York newspaper journalist Philip Kemp (Johnny Depp) decides to chance his arm by starting a new life on the idyllic Caribbean island of Puerto Rico. Here, he lands a job on the local paper, the San Juan Star, under downtrodden editor Lotterman (Richard Jenkins). It’s not long before Kemp settles into the drunken and debauched ways of the US ex-pat community.

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 1 In the future, science has enabled humanity to stop the ageing process. But there’s a catch. Although nobody gets older than 25, they’re genetically programmed to live just one more year. The only way to get out of it is to buy more time.

That makes the rich effectively immortal, remaining 25 forever.

A chance meeting leaves Will Salas, a young man from the poor side of town, with more time on his hands than he knows what to do with.

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This latest installment, ‘Breaking Dawn - Part 1’, opens with Bella and Edward’s much-anticipated wedding itself! But despite the fact that Bella has now chosen her husband, the saga’s conflict is far from over. During a dream honeymoon on Isle Esme, the newly married couple finally give in to their passions. But this only brings them more peril as Bella discovers she’s pregnant! The wolf pack considers her unborn child such a threat that they begin to move against her.

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Justice

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Contagion Schoolteacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives happily with his wife Laura (January Jones). Until, that is, Laura is the victim of a horrific attack that leaves her severely injured. Will is approached by a mysterious stranger named Simon (Guy Pearce), who claims to represent an organisation of concerned citizens. Simon reveals that Laura’s attacker is a repeat offender who was only recently released on parole.

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Two days after Beth Emhoff returns from a business trip in Hong Kong, she’s dead - and the medics can’t tell her husband Thomas how or why. But before long, the virus that killed Beth is out of control. As panic spreads, scientists battle to control the global pandemic. Dr Erin Mears is a researcher at the US Centers for Disease Control, working under Dr Ellis Cheever, while Dr Leonora Orantes is an investigator for the World Health Organisation.

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Friday 25th

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6:00 Breakfast 9:15 You’ve Been Scammed 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Filthy Rotten Scoundrels (R) 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Chris Evans, Alex Jones and a team of roving reporters present topical stories from around the UK. BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Max is faced with a difficult decision after Lauren tells him the truth about Tanya’s illness – but there are still more shocks in store.

8:30 Would I Lie to You? Previously unseen footage from the fifth series of the comedy panel show hosted by Rob Brydon, who is joined by celebrity guests.

9:00 Have I Got News for You Satirical current affairs quiz, with guest panellists including Miles Jupp joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.

9:30 Live at the Apollo Alan Carr hosts the stand-up show.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The Graham Norton Show With Robin Williams, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Saunders and JLS. 11:20 The National Lottery: 18 UK Millionaires The EuroMillions and UK Millionaire Super Raffle draws.

11:35 FILM: Snake Eyes (15) (1998) Thriller, starring Nicolas Cage. 1:10 Weatherview 1:15 Sign Zone: Question Time (R) 2:15 Sign Zone: Fry’s Planet Word (R) 3:15 Sign Zone: Nigel Slater’s Simple Cooking (R) 3:45 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:30 CBeebies 11:40 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Trash to Cash 2:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis Coverage of the afternoon session on day six from the O2 arena in London.

3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Heir Hunters The team searches for relatives of a Brighton man who died alone in a derelict house, and investigates the estate of a music fanatic whose family worked in Birmingham.

8:00 Mastermind John Humphrys welcomes contestants to the black chair, asking questions on British Speedway 1945-1970, Maximilian I, Led Zeppelin and the Russian Revolution.

8:30 Autumnwatch Live Chris Packham and Martin Hughes-Games track down hardy wildlife in the Scottish Highlands, and naturalist Liz Bonnin explores the Caledonian forest. Last in the series.

9:30 Autumnwatch Unsprung Issues raised in the main Autumnwatch programme. Last in the series.

10:00 QI With Jack Dee, Chris Addison, Rich Hall and Alan Davies.

10:30 Newsnight With Emily Maitlis.

11:00 The Review Show With guests Maureen Lipman and Paul Morley.

11:45 Weather 11:50 Later with Jools Holland Red Hot Chili Peppers perform material from their 10th album I’m with You. Also appearing are Bjork, Noel Gallagher, Gillian Welch, Michael Kiwanuka and Spector. Last in the series.

12:55 The Triangle (R) 2:15 BBC News 3:45 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:20 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Cain’s behaviour causes outrage in the village, Dan is forced to tell Sean he is leaving to go back to work, while Moira and John have a successful meeting with a buyer.

7:30 Coronation Street Peter offers to lend Ciaran the cash just as Michelle discovers the wedding venue has gone to someone else. Rita and Deirdre look for Dennis, and Nick offers Gail a waitressing job.

8:00 Wild Britain with Ray Mears Exploring a dramatic landscape in north-east Scotland.

8:30 Coronation Street Michelle and Ciaran have a change of plan as Carla returns home.

9:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! The famous faces have survived nearly two weeks away from their lives of luxury and loved ones, and tonight one more of them faces elimination.

10:30 ITV News 11:00 Channel News and Weather 11:05 FILM: Enter the Dragon (18) (1973) Thriller, starring Bruce Lee. 12:55 Home Grown (R) 1:20 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 2:10 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 3:05 FILM: Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey (PG) (1993) Drama, with Peter Falk and William Shatner.

4:40 ITV Nightscreen

6:05 Sali Mali (R) 6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 The Secret Millionaire USA 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:00 FILM: Captain Horatio Hornblower RN (U) (1951) Naval adventure, starring Gregory Peck.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:30 Unreported World Drug and gun trafficking on the island of Trinidad.

7:55 4thought.tv Anglican Laura Horner discusses creationism.

8:00 Come Dine with Me Magician Gareth Twynam, mother-of-two Sumi Malhortra-Chauhan, recruitment consultant Kristy Mooney and salesman Phil Roberts compete in Coventry.

9:00 8 Out of 10 Cats With Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters.

9:30 8 Out of 10 Cats With Jack Dee, David O’Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James.

10:00 Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh The comedian’s latest stand-up show.

11:05 Pete Versus Life Pete runs over his girlfriend’s cat.

11:40 Stand Up for the Week Jon Richardson hosts the satirical comedy show.

12:30 FILM: Departures Premiere.

Drama, with Masahiro Motoki. (12) (2008) 2:45 Random Acts 2:50 Shameless USA 3:50 My Name Is Earl (R) 4:15 Accidentally on Purpose (R) 4:40 St Elsewhere (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)

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9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Extraordinary People: The Real Sleeping Beauty A woman who was in a coma for 20 years. (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 Law & Order A jeweller who betrayed the Russian mob is shot. (R) 3:15 FILM: Naughty or Nice (PG) (2004) Comedy, starring George Lopez.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Fifth Gear In a new strand of celebrity hot laps, Tiff Needell offers advice to football pundit Kevin Keegan at the Nurburgring track in Germany before he is timed around the circuit in a Jaguar. 5 News Update 8:00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads The truckers drive up to a height of 13,000ft in the Himalayas, higher than they have before, as they tackle the Rohtang Pass for the first time. Rick Yemm transports a sacred Buddha statue between monasteries, while Lisa Kelly brings vital supplies to a city normally cut off by snow. 5 News at 9.

9:00 FILM: Tears of the Sun (15) (2003) A veteran lieutenant is sent to rescue a doctor from crisis-torn Nigeria, but ends up trying to save the lives of refugees. Action drama, starring Bruce Willis and Monica Bellucci.

11:15 Al Capone and the Untouchables: The True Story The story of the group of law enforcers led

by Eliot Ness who took on Mafia boss Al Capone. New evidence casts a fresh light on the events portrayed in the film The Untouchables. (R) 12:10 SuperCasino 4:05 Motorsport Mundial 4:30 Fifth Gear (R) 4:55 County Secrets (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Top Gear USA 7:45 Merlin 8:30 World’s Craziest Fools Internet clips and home video footage. 9:00 Him & Her Paul seeks revenge on the person who pinched Laura’s bottom. 9:30 Russell Howard’s Good News The comedian’s perspective on the news. 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Family Guy 11:15 American Dad! 12:00 Mongrels 12:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00 Hot Like Us 2:00 Top Gear USA 2:45 Him & Her 3:15 World’s Craziest Fools 3:45 Mongrels 4:15 Hot Like Us 5:15 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 BBC Proms 2011 The Stuttgart Radio Symphony Orchestra performs Mahler’s Ninth Symphony. 9:00 Prince: A Purple Reign Profile of the enigmatic musician.

10:00 Film: Purple Rain (15) (1984) A talented musician with a troubled home life tries to make a name for himself and win the heart of a fellow singer. Musical drama, with Prince and Apollonia Kotero.

11:50 Word Up! – Black American Pop at the BBC 12:50 BBC Proms 2011 2:20 Prince: A Purple Reign 3:20 Close

Including at 7:30 Dickinson’s Real Deal 8:30 Father Dowling Mysteries 9:35 Ironside 10:40 Inspector Morse 12:55 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:05 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:10 On the Buses 5:45 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 7:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Midsomer Murders 11:05 Film: Murder by Decree (15) (1978) 1:35 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 2:30 On the Buses 2:55 Film File 3:05 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:35 Emmerdale

Including at 7:45 The Saint 8:45 The Fall Guy 9:45 Batman 10:40 Quantum Leap 11:40 The Force 12:10 UEFA Champions League 2:50 The Fall Guy 3:50 Batman 4:55 World’s Wildest Police Videos 5:45 Film: Dr No (PG) (1962) 8:00 Nature’s Fury: Hurricane 9:00 Real Crime with Mark Austin: Fallen Angel 10:00 Film: From Russia with Love (PG) (1963) 12:25 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 1:10 Film: Valdez Is Coming (PG) (1971) 2:55 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

Including at 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Dog Squad 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 10:00 Night Cops 12:00 Dog Squad 1:00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 1:50 Airline 2:40 Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Celebrity Parents’ SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Friday 25th

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Pick of the Day 6:00 Best of Oops TV (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 2:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 Simpsons Encore Bart discovers a passion for American history when Superintendent Chalmers is forced to take over his education. However, an excursion costs the troublemaker’s new teacher his job. (R) 7:30 The Middle Thanksgiving special of the American sitcom.

8:00 Modern Family Phil spends some quality time with Haley, taking her on a tour of his former college, while Gloria and Jay are forced to have “the talk” with Manny.

8:30 The Simpsons Moe discovers Homer has a unique genetic condition that protects his brain from injury, and decides to cash in by training him as a boxer. (R) 9:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington arrives in India, where he attends a spring festival in which people throw coloured dye at one another, and pays a visit to the Taj Mahal. (R) 10:00 A League of Their Own With Andy Murray and Jason Manford. (R) 11:00 The Cafe Seaside sitcom, starring Ralf Little. (R) 11:30 The Cafe Sarah chases some literary agents. (R) 12:00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R) 1:00 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Night Cops (R) 2:40 The Chicago Code (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Verminators (R) 5:10 Vet Adventures (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:35 Judge Judy (R) 6:00 The Cube (R) 7:00 One Direction: A Year in the Making Documentary about the boy band who rose to fame after finishing third in 2010’s X Factor, charting how their career has progressed. (R) 8:00 The X Factor USA The two acts with the fewest votes must compete in the sing-off before Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, LA Reid and Nicole Scherzinger decide which one is going home.

9:00 Britain’s Biggest Babies One-off documentary probing the rise in UK birthweights, examining possible links between the size of newborns and Britain’s growing obesity problem.

Narrated by Sean Pertwee. (R) 10:00 Harry Hill’s TV Burp A comic review of the week’s highlights. (R) 10:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! The first contestant voted out of the jungle joins Laura Whitmore, Joe Swash and Russell Kane and Peter Andre and Gemma Collins drop in to the studio to give their views.

11:30 FILM: The Bucket List (12) (2008)Two terminally ill men plan to enjoy the time they have left by working through a list of things they have always wanted to do. Comedy, starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman.

1:35 Coronation Street (R) 2:00 Coronation Street (R) 2:25 Emmerdale (R) 2:50 Teleshopping 3:20 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:05 Teleshopping 5:05 Gossip Girl (R) 5:50 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:50 Greek 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:30 One Tree Hill (R) 9:25 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Wildfire (R) 12:05 Greek (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:35 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:30 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:30 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Warren tries to come to terms with Joel’s revelation. Riley demands a test to reveal the paternity of Mercedes’ baby, and Scott struggles to get over his attraction to Annalise.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Barney mistakenly suspects Marshall and Lily are heading for divorce. (R) 8:00 Made in Chelsea Millie discovers the truth about Hugo and Rosie, and reveals their betrayal to the rest of the group. Jamie makes a revelation that could ruin his relationship with Louise. (R) 9:00 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow: Get the Look for Less The stylist heads to Bristol, where he pits the supermarket against the high street in a catwalk challenge, and his roadtesters put jumpsuits through their paces. (R) 10:00 FILM: John Tucker Must Die Romantic comedy, starring Jesse Metcalfe and Brittany Snow. (12) (2006) 11:50 The Big Bang Theory Howard tries to win back his ex-girlfriend. (R) 12:15 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 Scrubs (R) 1:40 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:05 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow: Get the Look for Less (R) 3:00 Ugly Betty (R) 3:40 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:05 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:45 Switched (R) 5:05 Switched (R)

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Mission Hills World Cup. 8:30 Live European Tour Golf The South African Open. 10:30 Ringside 11:30 ATP Tour Uncovered 12:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis The afternoon session on day six from the O2 arena in London.

4:00 Test Cricket 5:30 Football League Weekend 6:30 Premier League Preview 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Live Victory Shield Football Scotland v England (Kick-off 7.35pm). 10:00 Take It Like a Fan 10:30 Premier League Preview 11:00 Football League Weekend 12:00 Victory Shield Football 1:30 Take It Like a Fan 2:00 Premier League Preview 2:30 Football League Weekend 3:30 Live European Tour Golf The Mission Hills World Cup.

Including at 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 9:00 Big Love 10:15 In Treatment 12:30 Bored to Death 1:05 The Sopranos 2:20 Big Love: Meet the Characters 2:40 Big Love 3:55 Boardwalk Empire: Meet the Characters 4:10 Inside the Actors Studio 5:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 Build a New Life in the Country 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 $#*! My Dad Says 5:30 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 Alphas The daughter of one of New York’s wealthiest men is kidnapped. 9:00 Film: Hellboy (12) (2004) Comic-book action fantasy, starring Ron Perlman. 11:25 The Sexy Ads Show 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 CSI: Miami 1:15 Film: I Dream of Murder (PG) (2006) Mystery, starring Jolene Blalock. 3:00 Law & Order 4:00 Film: Cheating Fate (PG) (2007) Thriller, starring Brooke Burns.

6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami A shoot-out takes place in a hospital ER. 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Warrick testifies at a rape and murder hearing.

9:00 NCIS 11:00 CSI: Miami 12:00 Justified 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

7:10 Fifth Gear 7:35 The Gadget Show 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Hardliners 10:30 Crash 11:00 Dragons’ Den 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Hardliners 2:30 Crash 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Driving Wars 7:00 Dragons’ Den 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Mock the Week With Clive Anderson and Gina Yashere. 9:40 Not Going Out Lee’s attempt to impress Sally backfires. 10:20 Shameless 12:30 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:30 Mock the Week 2:10 Speeders 3:00 Close

6:00 Live Test Cricket India v West Indies. 12:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 12:30 Premier League World 1:00 The Rugby Club 2:00 Ringside 3:00 Live European Tour Golf The South African Open. 5:00 NFL: Total Access 6:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis The evening session on day six. 10:00 Tight Lines 11:00 NFL: Total Access 12:00 European Tour Golf 2:00 Tight Lines 3:00 NFL: Total Access 4:00 Victory Shield Football 5:30 Take It Like a Fan

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 WWE: Raw 11:00 Racing News 11:30 NFL 1:30 Premier League World 2:00 Kings of the Snow 2:30 America’s Cup Uncovered 3:00 NFL 5:00 WWE: Raw 7:00 Tight Lines 8:00 European Tour Golf The South African Open and the Mission Hills World Cup. 10:00 WWE: Late Night – Smackdown 12:00 WWE: Late Night – Bottom Line 1:00 Test Cricket 2:30 Powerboating 3:00 Elite League Ice Hockey 3:55 Live Test Cricket India v West Indies.

Graham Norton 10.35pm on BBC One The host is joined by Robin Williams and Elijah Wood, whose voices feature in new animated film Happy Feet Two. Comedienne Jennifer Saunders also drops by and thereis also music by JLS, who perform their single Do You Feel What I Feel.

Emmerdale 7.00pm on ITV1 Cain’s behaviour causes outrage in the village, and Charity realises he was responsible for the burglary when Rishi and Georgia show her that their cat has been poisoned. Meanwhile, Moira and John have a successful meeting with a buyer in the cafe, but the mood is shattered by unwelcome news from Zak.

Fifth Gear 7.30pm on Channel 5 Jonny Smith drives the Dacia Duster around an impressive mountain route in Marrakesh, Morocco, and Kevin Keegan participates in a hot lap around the Nurburgring in Germany.

11:00 North to Alaska (U) (1960) 1:20 Tora! Tora! Tora! (U) (1970) 4:05 The Cassandra Crossing (PG) (1976) Disaster movie, with Burt Lancaster. 6:35 A Room with a View (PG) (1985) Period drama, starring Helena Bonham Carter. 8:50 Deep Blue Sea Interview Special With director Terence Davies and actor Tom Hiddleston. 9:00 Max Payne (15) (2008) Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg.

10:55 Secretary (18) (2002) Comedy drama, with Maggie Gyllenhaal. 1:05 Black Snake Moan (15) (2006) 3:30 Close

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Saturday 26th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 10:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11:30 Home Cooking Made Easy (R) 12:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 12:15 Football Focus 1:00 World Olympic Dreams 1:30 Bargain Hunt Famous Finds (R) 2:15 Cash in the Celebrity Attic (R) 3:00 Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix – Qualifying Live coverage from Interlagos (Start-time 4.00pm).

5:25 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 5:40 A Question of Sport (R) 6:10 The One Ronnie (R) 7:00 Strictly Come Dancing Following Russell Grant’s elimination, the seven remaining couples don their dancing shoes and take to the floor in two routines to compete for a place in the quarter-final.

8:15 Merlin Lancelot’s return from the dead reignites old feelings for Gwen, tempting her to commit an unspeakable act of betrayal that could destroy the legacy of Camelot for ever.

9:00 Casualty Ruth rethinks her mental-health medication.

9:50 The National Lottery Saturday Night Draws John Partridge presents the all-important Lotto and Thunderball draws, along with the Lotto Plus 5 results.

10:00 BBC News; Weather 10:20 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premier League clashes, including Manchester United v Newcastle United at Old Trafford and Arsenal v Fulham at the Emirates Stadium. The Red Devils were looking to extend their unbeaten run against the Magpies to 19 matches, while the Cottagers were aiming to record their first-ever away win against their London rivals; National Lottery Update 11:50 The Football League Show Highlights and all the goals from today’s fixtures in the Championship, League One and League Two. 1:05 Weatherview 1:10 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 12:00 Priceless Antiques Roadshow (R) 12:05 FILM: The Prince and the Showgirl (PG) (1957) Romantic comedy, with Laurence Olivier and Marilyn Monroe.

2:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis The opening singles semi-final at the O2 in London.

5:00 Final Score Round-up of football results.

5:30 Coast 5:45 Escape to the Country Finding a rural retreat in east Devon. (R) 6:45 Flog It! The team visits Weston-super-Mare.

7:45 Dad’s Army The platoon is assigned to guard a vital telephone line through the night, but wakes to find an unexploded bomb caught in the wires.

Starring Arthur Lowe, John Le Mesurier and Clive Dunn. First shown in 1977. (R) 8:15 TV Greats: Our Favourites from the North Tess Daly reflects on TV classics produced by the BBC in the North West over the past 50 years, and is joined by stars who recall their favourite on-screen moments.

9:15 QI XL Stephen Fry is joined by Jack Dee, Chris Addison, Rich Hall and regular panellist Alan Davies on an extended edition of the quiz with a difference. (R) 10:00 Pan Am Laura tries to retrieve her engagement ring.

10:40 Pan Am Ginny continues her romance with Dean, turning up on a flight in the hope of spending time with him in Rio. Meanwhile, Maggie is forced to reveal to Laura that she is a fraud.

11:20 FILM: The Girl in the Park (15) (2007) A grieving woman becomes convinced an 18-year-old conwoman is her daughter who went missing 15 years previously in Central Park. Drama, starring Sigourney Weaver.

1:05 Later with Jools Holland With Red Hot Chili Peppers and Noel Gallagher.

Last in the series. (R) 2:10 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Coronation Street 11:45 This Morning: Saturday 12:45 ITV News; Weather 12:55 Animals Do the Funniest Things (R) 1:55 FILM: Curly Sue (PG) (1991) Family comedy, starring James Belushi.

3:50 FILM: The Scorpion King (12) (2002) Fantasy action adventure, starring Dwayne Johnson.

5:30 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce 5:35 Channel News; Weather 5:45 ITV News 6:00 The Chase 7:00 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates a selection of viewer-submitted comical clips, including a cat’s accident involving a DVD player and a woman coming to grief on stepping stones.

7:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry presents his award-winning review of the week’s small-screen highlights, featuring soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, pre-break fights and a song or two. Last in the series.

8:00 The X Factor The acts compete for places in next week’s semi-final.

9:45 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! At the end of their second week in the jungle, the celebrities face more surprises on what will be another tough day in the Australian jungle.

10:45 ITV News 10:59 Channel Islands Weather Summary 11:00 Russell Watson: Return of the Voice The tenor, accompanied by a 48-piece orchestra and an 80-strong backing choir, performs crowd-pleasers including Somewhere and The Impossible Dream for a Royal Albert Hall audience.

12:00 The Cube (R) 12:55 Bristol Airport (R) 1:20 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Mystery (R) 2:10 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 3:00 Kojak (R) 4:00 ITV Nightscreen

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Sailing (R) 7:25 Extreme Sailing Series 7:55 The Morning Line 8:50 T4: Smallville (R) 9:40 T4: Made in Chelsea 10:40 T4: 4Music Video Honours: The Results 11:40 T4: The Wanted: Backstage in Brazil 12:10 T4: Moneyball: T4 Movie Special 12:25 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 T4: The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:25 T4: The Simpsons (R) 1:55 Channel 4 Racing Live coverage from Newbury and Newcastle.

4:05 Come Dine with Me (R) 4:35 Come Dine with Me (R) 5:05 Come Dine with Me (R) 5:40 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:10 Come Dine with Me (R) 6:40 Jamie’s Great Britain (R) 7:40 Channel 4 News 8:10 4thought.tv Muslim maths teacher Abdul Aziz explains why he wants creationism to be taught alongside evolution in schools.

8:15 Tony Robinson’s Gods and Monsters New series. The presenter explores the history of belief, superstition and religious experience in Britain, beginning by focusing on people’s attitude to dead bodies.

9:15 FILM: GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra (12) (2009) Premiere. Two soldiers join a top secret military force to battle terrorists who have stolen a deadly experimental weapon. Action adventure, with Channing Tatum and Sienna Miller.

11:30 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut Guests Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson.

Panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr.

12:20 FILM: Unfaithful (15) (2002) Thriller, starring Diane Lane.

2:30 Shameless USA 3:25 Shameless USA 4:20 Scrapheap Challenge 5:15 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

10:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 10:20 The Gadget Show (R) 11:20 London: The Inside Story (R) 12:20 Dangerous Drivers’ School A grandmother whose husband believes she drives too fast. Last in the series. (R) 1:20 FILM: The Searchers (U) (1956) John Ford’s Western, starring John Wayne.

3:45 FILM: The Battle of the V1 (PG) (1958) Second World War adventure, with Michael Rennie.

5:50 FILM: Last of the Dogmen (PG) (1995) Modern-day Western, starring Tom Berenger.

8:10 5 News Weekend 8:15 An Audience with Ronnie Corbett The comedian entertains his peers, fans, friends and family with jokes and ramblings in a show recorded in 1997.

Celebrity audience members include Donald Sinden, Martin Jarvis, Gorden Kaye, Lynda Bellingham, Norman Bowler, Kevin Lloyd and Desmond Llewelyn.

Ronnie Barker also joins the host on stage to re-create some of the magic of the Two Ronnies. (R) 9:15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Another encounter with teenage bomber Jason McCann prompts the team to investigate his legal guardian, who is suspected of being a terrorist leader.

Guest starring Justin Bieber. (R) 10:10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The body of a pregnant woman is found in a burnt-out building, triggering an investigation that leads the team to suspect a wealthy coffee trader and his son may be responsible.

11:10 NCIS The severed leg of a missing Marine is discovered in a rubbish bin, putting the team on the trail of a small-town murder racket. Crime drama, starring Mark Harmon. (R) 12:10 SuperCasino 4:00 Great Artists (R) 4:25 Divine Designs (R) 4:50 County Secrets (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R) 5:35 Thomas & Friends (R)

7:00 Great Movie Mistakes Robert Webb reveals some of the blunders that have appeared in Hollywood films over the years. 8:00 Top Gear The Lotus T125 and a demolition challenge. 9:00 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra Extended edition of the comedian’s topical news show. 9:45 Film: The Incredibles (U) (2004) Pixar’s animated adventure, with the voice of Craig T Nelson. 11:35 Family Guy 12:20 American Dad! 1:05 Russell Howard’s Good News Extra 1:50 Coming of Age 5:15 Close

7:00 Yellowstone Summer returns to the American national park. 8:00 Art of America The role of artists in the development of American culture. 9:00 The Killing II 11:00 The Slap Rosie becomes fixated on having her day in court, where she believes Harry will finally be brought to justice – but her obsession begins to alienate those closest to her. 11:55 Top of the Pops: 1976 12:25 Searching for Summertime 1:25 Yellowstone 2:25 Art of America 3:25 Close

6:00 On the Buses 6:30 Hidden Treasure 8:35 Upstairs, Downstairs 10:50 Film: A Little Princess (U) (1995) 12:45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 4:10 Film: Agatha Christie’s Murder Is Easy (PG) (1982) 6:00 Agatha Christie’s Marple 8:00 Doc Martin PC Penhale’s older brother arrives in the village. 9:00 Foyle’s War An organised crime racket is investigated. 11:05 Murder in Suburbia 12:10 Film: Murder by Decree (15) (1978) 2:25 On the Buses 2:50 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

7:05 World’s Wildest Police Videos 7:55 Motorsport UK 8:55 Champions League Weekly 9:30 The Force 9:55 The Professionals 11:00 Film: The Battle of Midway (PG) (1976) 1:45 Film: The Singer Not the Song (PG) (1961) 4:25 Film: Flash Gordon (PG) (1980) 6:40 Film: From Russia with Love (PG) (1963) 9:00 Film: Goldfinger (PG) (1964) 11:15 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 12:00 Film: Valdez Is Coming (PG) (1971) 1:55 Sanctuary 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

9:00 35mm 9:30 Glenn Martin, DDS 10:00 Bondi Vet 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Medical Emergency 1:30 Nothing to Declare 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin 7:00 Road Wars 9:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11:00 Night Cops 12:00 Club Reps 1:00 Sin Cities 1:25 Road Wars 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe? 2:40 House Sitters 3:05 Guilty! 3:55 Kim’s Rude Awakening 4:20 Crash Test Dummies 5:10 House Sitters

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Saturday, 26th November Issue 108, Friday, 25th November 2011

2011

Saturday 26th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 A Different Breed (R) 7:00 Vet Adventures (R) 8:00 Gladiators: The Legends’ Last Stand (R) 9:00 WWE Superstars 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 35mm 12:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 1:30 Road Wars (R) 2:00 Sun, Sea and A&E (R) 3:00 Best of Oops TV (R) 4:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 5:00 Inside Gatwick (R) 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 Futurama Professor Farnsworth wants to destroy a hideous experiment, but when he asks Leela to guard a forbidden box overnight, her curiosity takes her to a parallel universe. (R) 7:30 Futurama When the government hands out $300 to each of the Earthicans, they try to spend their windfall in a unique way. (R) 8:00 Futurama The friends’ ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaving them lost at sea – where Fry falls in love with a mermaid. (R) 8:30 Futurama Bender tires of life on the straight and narrow and joins forces with robot gangsters – who order him to show his loyalty by stealing a consignment of cigars. (R) 9:00 Road Wars Members of the Road Crime Unit chase a drug dealer on the M5, while dog handler Daryl and his German shepherd are on the trail of the drivers of a stolen car that crashed in Exeter. (R) 10:00 FILM: Shaft (18) (2000) Thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson.

11:55 Cop Squad The work of police officers in Cambridgeshire. (R) 12:55 Law & Order (R) 1:50 Caprica (R) 2:40 Road Wars (R) 3:30 Transvestite Wives (R) 4:20 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 4:45 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)

6:00 Emmerdale 8:30 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) 8:55 FILM: Jack Frost (PG) (1998) Family fantasy drama, starring Michael Keaton.

11:00 Peter Andre: The Hot Desk 11:10 The X Factor USA (R) 12:55 The X Factor USA (R) 1:55 New You’ve Been Framed! (R) 2:25 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 2:55 Gossip Girl (R) 3:50 The Cube (R) 4:55 All Star Family Fortunes (R) 5:40 FILM: Innerspace (PG) (1987) Sci-fi comedy, starring Dennis Quaid.

8:00 Homes from Hell Featuring British expats whose homes on a Spanish development began to crumble and the childhood sweethearts whose hopes of a life in Madeira were left in tatters. (R) 9:00 Grimefighters An extreme cleaner discovers a bathroom that has been used as a giant cat-litter tray, and the police help an enforcement officer remove a shipping container from a car park. (R) 9:30 Sugababes: The Hot Desk The band subject themselves to a grilling in an interview over the Hot Desk from Dave Berry, Emma Griffiths, Nicole Appleton and Mel Blatt. (R) 9:45 The Xtra Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs gauge the reactions to the latest performances and hear the views of celebrity fans Denise Van Outen, Edith Bowman and Danny Dyer.

10:45 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Russell Kane and Joe Swash are joined by Peter Andre and Gemma Collins to discuss the latest goings-on in the Outback.

11:45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry presents his award-winning review of the week’s small-screen highlights, featuring soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, pre-break fights and a song or two. Last in the series. (R) 12:15 New You’ve Been Framed! (R) 12:45 The X Factor (R) 2:30 The Xtra Factor (R) 3:20 The Black Donnellys (R) 4:10 Teleshopping

6:00 Supernanny USA (R) 6:45 How to Look Good Naked (R) 7:40 How to Look Good Naked (R) 8:40 Wife Swap USA (R) 9:40 Great British Hairdresser (R) 10:40 Supernanny USA (R) 11:40 One Tree Hill (R) 12:35 Hollyoaks 3:05 Made in Chelsea (R) 4:10 FILM: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (PG) (1992) Comedy sequel.

6:25 Perfect Couples (R) 6:55 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:25 The Big Bang Theory Leonard vows to be more confident around women, and an FBI agent assesses Howard’s suitability for a team working on a new surveillance satellite. Guest starring Eliza Dushku. (R) 7:50 Happy Endings Brad and Jane find out something unexpected about their marriage when they go to an old friend’s wedding, and the bride thinks Alex brings bad luck. (R) 8:20 How I Met Your Mother Ted gets too involved in Lily’s pregnancy, and Robin has to attend therapy sessions after assaulting a girl she thought was intent on ruining Barney’s relationship. (R) 8:50 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon’s old adversary returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party.

Leonard is eager to go, but Sheldon threatens to shun him if he attends. (R) 9:15 Derren Brown: Evening of Wonders The illusionist’s stage show, recorded at the Garrick Theatre in London during his nationwide tour, mixing mind-control, subliminal suggestion and trickery. (R) 10:55 FILM: I, Robot (12) (2004) A detective is convinced a robot has killed its creator, even though it has been programmed never to harm humans.

Sci-fi thriller, with Will Smith.

1:05 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:35 The Big Bang Theory (R) 2:00 Scrubs (R) 2:20 Scrubs (R) 2:45 The Ricky Gervais Show (R) 3:15 Hollyoaks (R)

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Mission Hills World Cup. 8:30 Champions League Weekly 9:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 9:30 Ringside 10:30 Live European Tour Golf The South African Open. 2:30 Live International Rugby Union Barbarians v Australia (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4:30 Live Premiership Rugby Union Northampton Saints v Saracens (Kick-off 5.00pm). 6:55 Live Spanish Football 9:00 Live Spanish Football 11:00 Rugby Union Barbarians v Australia. 12:30 Take It Like a Fan 1:00 Spanish Football 2:30 Champions League Weekly 3:00 Take It Like a Fan 3:30 Live European Tour Golf The Mission Hills World Cup.

6:00 Inside the Actors Studio 9:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 7:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party Game show in which strangers reveal secrets about themselves. 8:00 Blue Bloods Henry suffers a heart attack during Thanksgiving. 9:00 Boardwalk Empire Nucky seeks advice from Rothstein.

10:20 In Treatment 11:25 Bored to Death 12:00 Game of Thrones 1:20 Boardwalk Empire 2:40 The Devil’s Dinner Party 3:40 The Life and Times of Tim 4:10 Inside the Actors Studio

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Home and Away 3:15 Malcolm in the Middle Hal and Lois reminisce. 3:40 $#*! My Dad Says 5:35 Film: Hellboy (12) (2004) Comic-book action fantasy, starring Ron Perlman. 8:00 Emergency Bikers The paramedics help a man having a seizure and a six-year-old hit by a car, while in Essex the biker cops are on the lookout for contraband. 11:00 Sex: How to Do Everything Emma Taylor and Lorelei Sharkey explore the art of seduction.

12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Film: Gunsmoke (U) (1953) 1:40 Film: Red Sonja (15) (1985) 3:20 Film: Guarding Tess (PG) (1994) Comedy drama, starring Nicolas Cage and Shirley MacLaine. 5:10 Film: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (PG) (1995) Spoof horror, starring Leslie Nielsen. 7:00 NCIS 9:00 Film: Until Death (15) (2007) Action thriller, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 11:15 Human Target 12:15 Steven Seagal: Lawman 12:45 Inside Hollywood 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

7:10 TOTP2 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Film: Tombstone: The Town Too Tough to Die (U) (1942) 10:40 Dragons’ Den: On Tour 12:00 Richard Hammond Meets Evel Knievel 1:00 Top Gear 3:00 Film: Tombstone: The Town Too Tough to Die (U) (1942) 4:40 James May’s Big Ideas 6:00 Richard Hammond Meets Evel Knievel 7:00 QI 8:20 Red Dwarf 9:00 Fry and Laurie Reunited 10:30 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 11:50 Fry and Laurie Reunited 1:25 A Bit of Fry and Laurie 2:30 Speeders 3:00 Close

7:30 Football League Weekend 8:30 Powerboating 9:00 Premier League Preview 9:30 Take It Like a Fan 10:00 Soccer AM 12:00 Take It Like a Fan 12:30 Live Football Special Stoke City v Blackburn Rovers (Kick-off 12.45pm).

Coverage of the Premier League clash at the Britannia Stadium. 3:00 Test Cricket 4:30 Champions League Weekly 5:00 Saturday Night Football 7:30 You’re on Sky Sports! 8:25 Football First 10:15 Football First 11:45 Football First 1:15 Football First 2:45 Football First 4:15 Spanish Football

6:00 Live Test Cricket India v West Indies. 12:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis The opening singles and doubles semi-finals. 4:00 America’s Cup Uncovered 4:30 Road to London 5:00 NFL: Total Access 6:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis The concluding singles and doubles semi-finals.

10:00 European Tour Golf The South African Open and the Mission Hills World Cup. 12:00 NFL: Total Access The high-profile world of the NFL. 1:00 Test Cricket 2:30 NFL: Total Access 3:30 America’s Cup Uncovered 4:00 Road to London 4:30 Rugby Union

Casualty 9.00pm on BBC One Ruth’s unexpected condition gives her cause to rethink her mental-health medication, but although Jay and Jordan encourage her to stop taking the lithium, she is petrified of having a relapse. Meanwhile, Dixie rushes into a burning shed to save an old man.

Pan Am 10.00pm on BBC Two Laura tries to retrieve her engagement ring after pawning it, only to find it has already been sold. Meanwhile, Kate is assigned to obtain the fingerprints of a KGB spy, and Dean flirts with a glamorous woman who charms her way into the cockpit – but the pilot is unaware she is the mistress of the airline’s president.

The X Factor 8.00pm on ITV1 Amelia Lily, Janet, Little Mix, Marcus and Misha B face their toughest week yet, performing two songs in a bid to win a place in next week’s semi-final.

Dermot O’Leary presents.

11:00 The Black Tent (U) (1956) 1:00 The Ringer (12) (2005) Comedy, starring Johnny Knoxville. 2:50 Storm Over the Nile (U) (1955) Period adventure, starring Laurence Harvey. 5:00 Murphy’s War (12) (1971) Second World War drama, starring Peter O’Toole. 7:10 Failure to Launch (12) (2006) Romantic comedy, with Matthew McConaughey.

9:00 The Omen (15) (1976) 11:10 Damien: Omen II (18) (1978) 1:15 Omen III: The Final Conflict (18) (1981) Supernatural horror. 3:35 Close

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Sunday, November Issue 108, Friday, 25th27th November 2011

Sunday 27th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 7:30 Match of the Day (R) 9:00 The Andrew Marr Show 10:00 Fern Britton Meets Ann Widdecombe 11:00 Country Tracks Weather for the Week Ahead 12:00 The Politics Show 1:00 Escape to the Country (R) 2:00 Cash in the Attic (R) 3:00 Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix – Live Jake Humphrey presents coverage of the 19th and final round of the season from Interlagos in Sao Paulo, Brazil (Start-time 4.00pm).

6:10 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 6:25 Countryfile 7:25 Strictly Come Dancing Cee Lo Green performs his new single Anyway, and Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman reveal who will be leaving the competition and who will be waltzing into next week’s quarter-final.

8:00 Antiques Roadshow Fiona Bruce and the experts visit Castle Coole, near Enniskillen, Co Fermanagh, where objects up for valuation include a carriage clock with a royal connection.

9:00 Garrow’s Law The barrister faces a dilemma.

10:00 BBC News; Regional News and Weather 10:30 Have I Got a Bit More News for You Extended edition of the satirical quiz, guest-hosted by Downton Abbey’s Dan Stevens, with celebrity panellists including Miles Jupp joining team captains Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. (R) 11:15 Formula 1: The Brazilian Grand Prix – Highlights Action from the 19th and final round of the season from Interlagos in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

12:15 FILM: In Dreams (18) (1999) Thriller, starring Annette Bening.

1:50 Weatherview 1:55 Sign Zone: Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman (R) 2:35 Sign Zone: A Farmer’s Life for Me (R) 3:35 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) 4:35 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 10:00 Something for the Weekend 11:30 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British (R) 12:15 FILM: Kitty Foyle (PG) (1940) Romantic drama, with Ginger Rogers.

2:00 Coast Neil Oliver visits Cardiff’s marina and the beaches of Barry. (R) 2:05 EastEnders Omnibus.

4:25 Points of View With Jeremy Vine.

4:40 Songs of Praise Prophecies predicting the birth of Jesus.

5:15 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis Sue Barker presents coverage of the singles final on day eight at the O2 in London, as the title claimed by Roger Federer last year is decided in the season-ending event.

8:00 How to Build a Satellite The construction, testing and launch of a communications satellite by British company Astrium, beginning at the firm’s facility in Stevenage, where the vessel’s fuel tanks, engines and carbon-fibre skeleton are assembled. The next stage takes place in Portsmouth, where its electronic equipment is built and tested in a highly controlled environment, before solar arrays and antenna dishes are attached at a site in France. The journey concludes with the satellite’s launch in the South American country of French Guiana. Last in the series.

9:00 Frontline Medicine Conclusion.

How technology is helping the injured.

10:00 Match of the Day 2 Colin Murray reviews the day’s Premier League action, featuring Liverpool v Manchester City at Anfield and Swansea City v Aston Villa at the Liberty Stadium.

11:00 Fast and Loose Hugh Dennis presents the improvised comedy show, featuring Greg Davies, Justin Edwards, Pippa Evans, Humphrey Ker, Marek Larwood and Laura Solon. (R) 11:30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks With James Blunt, Harry Judd, Sarah Millican, Sean Paul and Matt Crosby. (R) 12:00 FILM: London to Brighton (18) (2006) Crime thriller.

1:20 BBC News 4:30 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 CITV 9:25 Horrid Henry (R) 9:45 FILM: Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot (U) (2004) Premiere.

Animation, with the voice of Julie Lemieux.

11:10 FILM: Dennis (PG) (1993) Comedy, starring Walter Matthau.

12:40 ITV News; Weather 12:45 FILM: The ’Burbs (PG) (1989) Black comedy, starring Tom Hanks.

2:40 The X Factor (R) 4:25 Midsomer Murders A postman’s murder exposes dark dealings. (R) 6:00 Puffin’s Pla(i)ce 6:05 Channel News; Weather 6:15 ITV News 6:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 7:00 The Cube A student and a Geordie mother take part, aiming to complete tasks within the confines of the cube to win a jackpot of £250,000.

8:00 The X Factor The remaining contestants learn their fate as Dermot O’Leary announces the results of another public vote, revealing the four acts who have made it to next week’s semi-final.

Gary, Tulisa, Kelly and Louis provide comments on last night’s events, and there are performances by Jessie J and former X Factor finalist Olly Murs. Plus, all the backstage drama from the eighth live studio round.

9:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Viewers choose the next evictee, as the contestants begin their third and final week of trying to survive a mixture of demanding physical and mental challenges in the jungle.

10:30 ITV News 10:44 Channel Islands Weather Summary 10:45 Penn & Teller: Fool Us The American double-act challenge aspiring British magicians to trick them with their illusions, offering a slot on their Las Vegas stage show to the winner. (R) 12:15 Premiership Rugby Union 1:15 The Zone; ITV News Headlines 2:00 Motorsport UK 2:50 ITV Nightscreen

6:00 Sali Mali (R) 6:05 The Hoobs (R) 6:30 Channel 4 Presents – Lee Pearson “The Dancer” (R) 6:35 Ironman Triathlon (R) 7:30 Cardiff Half Marathon 7:55 T4: One Tree Hill (R) 8:40 T4: Battlefront 9:00 T4: Hollyoaks 11:35 T4: JLS: The Album Chart Show Special 12:05 T4: The Simpsons (R) 12:40 T4: Shipwrecked: The Island 1:45 T4: The Simpsons (R) 2:20 FILM: My Best Friend’s Wedding (12) (1997) Romantic comedy, with Julia Roberts and Dermot Mulroney.

4:25 Deal or No Deal 5:25 FILM: St Trinian’s (12) (2007) Premiere. Comedy, with Rupert Everett.

7:25 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv Science Education professor Michael Reiss explains why he believes creationism can be discussed in the classroom, so long as it is made clear the concept has no scientific basis.

8:00 River Cottage Veg A vegetarian autumn feast. Last in the series.

9:00 The Secret Millionaire Former ITV chief executive Charles Allen visits Leeds, where he works with a paint recycling charity and an organisation that provides support for the homeless.

10:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man The comedian talks to slapstick star Lee Evans, who discusses his autobiography The Life of Lee and new stand-up DVD Roadrunner, and boy band One Direction perform their new single.

11:05 FILM: An Officer and a Gentleman (15) (1982) A Navy recruit has an uneasy romance with a factory worker and is pushed to his limits by a tough sergeant. Romantic drama, starring Richard Gere, Debra Winger and Louis Gossett Jr. 1:20 American Football Live Kansas City Chiefs v Pittsburgh Steelers (Kick-off 1.30am).

4:45 Freesports on 4 (R) 5:15 Post Modern Pastimes (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

10:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 10:20 The Andre Rieu Story (R) 10:50 The Hotel Inspector (R) 11:50 Paul Merton’s Adventures (R) 12:50 Highland Emergency The Royal Navy helps a construction worker whose hand has been crushed. (R) 1:20 FILM: The Adventures of Robin Hood (U) (1938) Swashbuckling adventure, starring Errol Flynn.

3:20 FILM: Fly Away Home (U) (1996) Family adventure, starring Jeff Daniels and Anna Paquin.

5:25 FILM: The Fifth Element (PG) (1997) Adventure, starring Bruce Willis.

7:55 5 News Weekend 8:00 Ice Road Truckers: Deadliest Roads The truckers drive up to a height of 13,000ft in the Himalayas, higher than they have before, as they tackle the Rohtang Pass for the first time. Rick Yemm transports a sacred Buddha statue between monasteries, while Lisa Kelly brings vital supplies to a city normally cut off by snow. With the ice melting and the roads vanishing beneath rivers and gushing waterfalls, they then face their most treacherous route yet. (R) 9:00 FILM: Blood Work (15) (2002) A former FBI agent recuperating from a heart transplant is asked to track down his donor’s murderer, and discovers that, far from being a random incident, the crime bears all the hallmarks of a serial killer who has evaded capture for years.

Thriller, directed by and starring Clint Eastwood. With Anjelica Huston, Jeff Daniels, Wanda De Jesus and Tina Lifford.

Including 5 News Update.

11:15 FILM: Half Past Dead (15) (2002) Crooks storm a jail in a plan to get their hands on $200million, but reckon without a tough FBI agent posing as a prisoner. Action adventure, with Steven Seagal and Morris Chestnut.

1:10 SuperCasino 4:00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R) 4:10 Nick’s Quest (R) 4:35 Divine Designs (R) 5:00 Hana’s Helpline (R) 5:10 The Milkshake! Show (R)

7:00 Great Movie Mistakes 8:00 The World’s Strictest Parents 9:00 Gavin & Stacey Nessa goes into labour a month early. Last in the series. 9:30 Gavin & Stacey: The Outtakes 10:00 American Dad! 10:45 Family Guy 11:30 Him & Her 12:00 Mongrels 12:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 1:00 The Boarding School Bomber 2:00 Gavin & Stacey 2:30 Gavin & Stacey: The Outtakes 3:00 The World’s Strictest Parents 4:00 Him & Her 4:30 Mongrels 5:00 Russell Howard’s Good News 5:30 Close

7:00 The Story of British Pathe The newsreel company’s travelogues and anthropological films. Last in the series.

8:00 Symphony Classical music in the rapidly changing world of the 20th century. Last in the series. 9:00 Film: Riding Giants (12) (2004) 10:30 Legends: Dennis Wilson – The Real Beach Boy 11:30 California Comes to the Whistle Test 12:30 Prince: A Purple Reign 1:30 Symphony 2:30 Legends: Dennis Wilson – The Real Beach Boy 3:30 Close

6:00 On the Buses 6:25 Film: Agatha Christie’s Murder Is Easy (PG) (1982) 8:20 Heartbeat 10:20 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 12:40 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 1:50 Foyle’s War 3:55 Film: The Secret Garden (U) (1993) Children’s drama, starring Kate Maberly. 5:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Lewis A student Shakespeare production ends in murder. 11:05 Hornblower 1:15 Numb3rs 2:45 Film File 2:50 Drama Trails 3:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:40 Emmerdale

7:05 Police Stop! 8:00 The Professionals 9:00 Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 9:55 Police Stop! 10:50 Police, Camera, Action!

11:20 The Professionals 12:25 Film: The Singer Not the Song (PG) (1961) 3:05 Film: The Battle of Midway (PG) (1976) 5:45 Film: Goldfinger (PG) (1964) 8:00 Premiership Rugby Union 9:00 Film: Thunderball (PG) (1965) 11:40 Film: Training Day (18) (2001) 2:05 Sanctuary 2:55 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Airline 8:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 9:00 Bondi Vet 11:00 UK Border Force 12:00 Medical Emergency 12:30 Nothing to Declare 3:00 Lie to Me 4:00 Real Filth Fighters 5:00 UK Border Force 6:00 Four Weddings 7:00 Next Door Nightmares 8:00 Customs UK 9:00 Brit Cops: Zero Tolerance 11:00 Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men 12:00 Club Reps 12:30 Sin Cities 1:50 So You Think You’re Safe? 2:40 House Sitters 3:05 Guilty! 3:55 New Parent Nightmares 4:20 Crash Test Dummies

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Sunday, November Issue 108, Friday, 25th 27th November 2011

2011

Sunday 27th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Hour of Power 7:00 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 7:30 Glenn Martin, DDS (R) 8:00 Best of Oops TV (R) 9:00 Vet Adventures (R) 10:00 WWE Superstars (R) 11:00 WWE: Experience (R) 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin (R) 2:00 Sun, Sea and A&E (R) 3:00 Road Wars (R) 3:30 Futurama (R) 4:00 Futurama (R) 4:30 Futurama (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 The Simpsons (R) 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 The Simpsons 7:00 Terra Nova Maddy’s life is put in danger when she uncovers a terrible secret, and Josh strikes a deal to bring his girlfriend from the future to Terra Nova. (R) 8:00 The Simpsons Lisa accepts an invitation to join a Wiccan coven – but before she can be initiated, Chief Wiggum arrives and arrests the other members on charges of witchcraft. (R) 8:30 The Simpsons Bart tracks down a former student after Groundskeeper Willie revealed that he pulled off the “ultimate prank”, and Marge starts shopping at a natural foods store. (R) 9:00 A League of Their Own Andy Murray and Jason Manford join Jamie Redknapp, Andrew Flintoff, John Bishop and Georgie Thompson as James Corden hosts the sports-based comedy quiz. (R) 10:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor spends time with American soldiers. (R) 11:00 UK Border Force Officers investigate a man they suspect is a drug mule. (R) 12:00 House (R) 1:00 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Caprica (R) 2:40 Wives (R) 3:30 Oops TV (R) 4:20 It’s Me or the Dog (R) 5:10 Sell Me the Answer (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 8:05 Emmerdale (R) 11:00 Coronation Street (R) 1:25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) 1:50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp (R) 2:20 Holiday Showdown Families from Australia and the UK swap holidays. Last in the series. (R) 3:20 All Star Family Fortunes Peter Andre and Kate Thornton take part. (R) 4:25 The Xtra Factor Reaction to the latest performances. (R) 5:25 One Direction: A Year in the Making Documentary. (R) 6:25 FILM: Catwoman (12) (2004) A murdered graphic designer returns to life as a wily avenger with the strength and agility of a cat. Superhero adventure, starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone and Benjamin Bratt. Including FYI Daily.

8:30 Grimefighters Extreme cleaners tackle a rat infestation, a sewage specialist deals with human waste, and an eye is kept on an operation to unload 25,000 tons of coal dust. (R) 9:00 The Xtra Factor Caroline Flack and Olly Murs talk to the eliminated act and gauge the judges’ reactions to the latest performances. They are also joined by comedian Jason Manford.

10:15 Kelly Rowland: The Hot Desk Emma Willis talks to singer and X Factor judge Kelly Rowland.

10:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Russell Kane and Joe Swash are joined by Peter Andre and Jack Osbourne to discuss the latest elimination from the camp.

11:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry presents his award-winning review of the week’s small-screen highlights, featuring soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, pre-break fights and a song or two. Last in the series. (R) 12:00 FILM: The Astronaut’s Wife (18) (1999) Sci-fi thriller, starring Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron.

2:05 Pushing Daisies (R) 2:50 The X Factor (R) 3:40 The Xtra Factor (R) 4:45 Teleshopping 5:15 Gossip Girl (R)

6:00 Supernanny USA (R) 6:45 Supernanny USA (R) 7:35 How to Look Good Naked (R) 8:40 How to Look Good Naked (R) 9:40 Gok’s Clothes Roadshow (R) 10:45 How to Look Good Naked (R) 11:50 How to Look Good Naked (R) 12:55 Supernanny USA (R) 1:50 Supernanny USA Jo Frost visits the Goldberg family in Tucson, Arizona. (R) 2:50 Make It or Break It Payson comes up with a plan to get Sasha reinstated. (R) 3:50 Make It or Break It Emily discovers she is six weeks pregnant.

4:45 Sorority Girls The Pledges take part in a charity pie-eating contest. (R) 5:50 Scrubs Kim goes into labour as JD struggles with a difficult decision. (R) 6:20 Scrubs JD’s brother Dan returns and offers harsh advice, while the Janitor’s behaviour becomes a little strange after he watches An Inconvenient Truth. (R) 6:50 FILM: 27 Dresses (12) (2008) A single woman acting as a bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding is secretly in love with the groom. Romantic comedy, starring Katherine Heigl.

9:00 Rude Tube: Ultimate Stunts Alex Zane showcases 50 of the most audacious stunt videos available on the internet, including a home-made Russian bungee and a snowboard train jump. (R) 10:00 Misfits While doing community service at the local hospital, Kelly gets trapped in the body of a coma victim whose life support is soon to be switched off.

11:05 Tool Academy The men mark three weeks in the academy by getting tattoos, but their behaviour during a night out causes tensions with their other halves. (R) 12:10 Dirty Digest (R) 1:00 The War at Home (R) 1:25 The War at Home (R) 1:50 Dirty Sexy Money (R) 2:35 Switched (R) 2:55 Switched (R) 3:20 Hollyoaks (R)

6:00 Racemax 7:00 Road to London 7:30 This Week In WWE 8:00 WWE Vintage Collection 9:00 WWE: Afterburn 10:00 Racemax 11:00 Sports Unlimited 12:00 Elite League Ice Hockey 1:00 Live Netball Coverage of the third and final day of the 2011 World Series. 5:00 Spirit of Yachting 5:30 Live NFL Jacksonville Jaguars v Houston Texans (Kick-off 6.00pm). 9:05 Live NFL Oakland Raiders v Chicago Bears (Kick-off 9.05pm). The second match of tonight’s double bill. 12:30 Road to London 1:00 Premier League Snooker 3:30 Close

6:00 The X Files 8:00 ER 1:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations 2:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 3:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio James Lipton interviews Hilary Swank.

9:00 Game of Thrones Battle commences as the Lannisters launch their bid to seize power. 10:20 In Treatment 11:30 Boardwalk Empire 12:50 Film: Pulp Fiction (18) (1994) Crime drama, starring John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson. 3:45 Game of Thrones 5:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Neighbours 3:15 Film: Beverly Hills Ninja (12) (1997) Martial arts comedy, with Chris Farley.

5:00 Malcolm in the Middle 7:00 The Mentalist The detectives stage a Hollywood-style sting operation to catch a murderer. 8:00 Dangerous Drivers’ School 11:00 Sex: How to Do Everything Highlights from the show, showcasing the most memorable features, the best clips from the Confessional Booth, and excerpts from the tips stall. 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:10 Film: Guarding Tess (PG) (1994) 2:10 Film: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (PG) (1995) 3:55 Inside Hollywood 4:00 Numb3rs 5:00 NCIS 6:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team investigates an electrocution. 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 9:00 CSI: NY Mac returns from holiday. 10:00 CSI: Miami 11:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:00 CSI: NY 1:00 Close

7:15 TOTP2 8:00 Top Gear 9:30 Dragons’ Den: On Tour 10:55 James May’s Big Ideas 12:10 Man v Food 1:10 QI 2:30 The Gadget Show 3:00 Man v Food 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Stephen Fry in America 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Driving Wars 9:00 Argumental With Jimmy Carr and Miles Jupp. 9:40 Dave’s One Night Stand With Tim Vine. 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 Al Murray Live – Barrel of Fun 1:00 That Mitchell and Webb Look 1:35 Mock the Week 2:05 Speeders 3:00 Close

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Mission Hills World Cup. 8:30 Spirit of Yachting 9:00 Champions League Weekly 9:30 The Sunday Supplement 11:00 Goals on Sunday 1:00 Live Super Sunday Swansea City v Aston Villa (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3:30 Live Super Sunday Liverpool v Manchester City (Kick-off 4.00pm). All the action from Anfield, where this afternoon’s Premier League double bill concludes. 6:30 Spanish Football 8:25 Live Spanish Football Real Zaragoza v Sevilla (Kick-off 8.30pm). Coverage of the La Liga clash at the Estadio La Romareda.

10:30 Football Special 12:00 Scottish Premier League Football 12:30 Spanish Football 2:25 Spanish Football 4:30 Football Special

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Football First 8:00 Football First 9:30 Spirit of Yachting 10:00 Wild Spirits 10:30 Live European Tour Golf The South African Open. 2:30 Spirit of Yachting 3:00 Live ATP World Tour Finals Tennis Coverage of the final at the O2 in London.

7:00 Scottish Premier League Football 7:30 Live Premier League Snooker 10:00 ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 12:00 IRB Rugby Sevens 2:00 European Tour Golf 4:00 Close

Garrow’s Law 9.00pm on BBC One General Thomas Picton, the Governor of Trinidad, is accused of allowing the torture of a young mixed-race girl – and in prosecuting, Garrow is keen to expose the injustice of the colonial system. But he faces a dilemma when Melville offers him a proposition.

Frontline Medicine 9.00pm on BBC Two Michael Mosley discovers that, though the warzones of Afghanistan have the highest survival rate in the history of combat, many soldiers and civilians still suffer from severe injuries. He examines how medical technology is helping them rebuild their lives through advances including mindcontrolled prosthetics.

River Cottage Veg 8.00pm on Channel 4 Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall’s experiment comes to an end and he throws a vegetarian autumn feast to demonstrate how easy cooking without meat can be.

11:00 Torpedo Run (U) (1958) 1:00 Stormbreaker (PG) (2006) 2:45 The Riddle of the Sands (PG) (1978) Spy thriller, with Simon MacCorkindale. 4:45 King Solomon’s Mines (U) (1950) Adventure, with Stewart Granger and Deborah Kerr. 6:50 Crocodile Dundee II (PG) (1988) Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan. 9:00 Appaloosa (15) (2008) Western, starring Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen. 11:15 Alien 3 (18) (1992) 1:25 La Vie Revee Des Anges (18) (1998) 3:50 Close

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Monday, November Issue 108, Friday, 25th 28th November 2011

Monday 28th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present stories from around the UK. 7:30 Inside Out Sam Smith investigates the row over the future of Newlyn harbour near Penzance, and the story of why a monument to 19th-century Cornish lawyer John Knill overlooks St Ives; BBC News 8:00 EastEnders Rainie tells Tanya she wants her to die.

8:30 Who’s Getting Rich on Your Money? – Panorama John Ware investigates Private Finance Initiatives.

9:00 Young Apprentice The remaining candidates are challenged to buy items for Madame Tussauds waxworks without breaking the bank, but both teams are stumped by one object.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 A Question of Sport With Amy Williams, Sam Tomkins, Ricky Hatton and Luol Deng.

11:05 John Bishop’s Britain (R) 11:50 The Graham Norton Show With Robin Williams, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Saunders and JLS. (R) 12:35 Weatherview 12:40 Sign Zone: Paul Merton’s Birth of Hollywood (R) 1:40 Sign Zone: The Impressionists – Painting and Revolution (R) 2:40 Sign Zone: The Story of Ireland Fergal Keane presents. (R) 3:40 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The New Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash 2:15 Weakest Link 3:00 Escape to the Country 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Heir Hunters A German man who came to Britain as a PoW. 8:00 University Challenge Students from University College London and Warwick compete for a place in the quarter-finals. Presented by Jeremy Paxman.

8:30 MasterChef: The Professionals A new set of chefs begins the last of the weekly heats. The contestants are given 50 minutes to prepare a meal from six predetermined ingredients.

9:00 The Choir: Unsung Town Revisited Gareth Malone heads back to South Oxhey, Hertfordshire, to see if the two choirs he established in 2009 are still going strong, and catch up with members past and present.

10:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Tinie Tempah is this week’s guest host, while team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Pixie Lott, Example, Chris Ramsey and Joey Page.

10:30 Newsnight Presented by Jeremy Paxman; Weather 11:20 Rev Adam helps a parishioner who claims her home is haunted. (R) 11:50 How to Build a Satellite The construction, testing and launch of a communications satellite by British company Astrium at sites in England, France and French Guiana. Last in the series. (R) 12:50 BBC News 3:40 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:15 Report Sport 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Charity reluctantly agrees to call off the wedding due to Cain’s threatening behaviour. Zak grows concerned about Amy, and Katie begins to wonder why she continues to see Declan.

7:30 Coronation Street Becky tries to remain upbeat as Steve and Tracy set off on holiday. Nick and Eva break into Ian’s warehouse to claim their stock of wine, and Max disappears from the Platts’ garden.

8:00 Little England A flying instructor talks about her aviation school.

8:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! With tensions running high, Ant and Dec reveal who the public has voted for as the fourth evictee and update viewers on the past 24 hours in the Australian jungle.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 Real Crime with Mark Austin: Manhunt The search for Raoul Moat in July 2010. Last in the series.

11:35 The Zoo The search begins for a new male gorilla. Last in the series. (R) 12:30 Bristol Airport (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Emergency; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:35 Champions League Weekly 3:00 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 The Secret Millionaire USA 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:25 FILM: Siege of the Saxons (U) (1963) Medieval adventure, starring Ronald Lewis.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv Tanya Ray discusses whether abortion clinics should be stopped from providing counselling to pregnant women, and argues that they pressure them to have a termination.

8:00 The British Woman on Death Row The story of Linda Carty, a British grandmother and former teacher who was convicted of murder in 2002 and is currently awaiting execution by lethal injection in Texas.

9:00 Digging the Great Escape Engineers, archaeologists and serving RAF officers head to the site of the 1944 event to excavate the remains of the tunnel that allowed 76 men to escape a German PoW camp.

10:35 FILM: Assault on Precinct 13 (15) (2005) Cops and criminals fight together for survival when a police station comes under siege. Remake of the 1976 action thriller, starring Ethan Hawke and Laurence Fishburne.

12:40 4Play: Smith and Burrows 12:55 Late Night Poker 1:55 FILM: Suraj Ka Satvan Ghoda (12) (1993) Drama, starring Rajit Kapoor and Rajeshwari Sachdev.

4:10 Truel (R) 4:25 The Untold Great Fire of London The truth behind the fire in 1666. (R) 5:20 St Elsewhere (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order Heroin users are murdered in a raid on a drug den. (R) 1:15 Home and Away Casey finds Heath has thrown a party at his house.

1:45 Neighbours Tash receives her mother’s death certificate.

2:15 Meerkat Manor (R) 2:45 Meerkat Manor (R) 3:15 FILM: While My Pretty One Sleeps (12) (1997) Murder mystery, starring Connie Sellecca.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV Magazine show, hosted by Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Celebrity Wish List Catching up with the groups featured in previous shows, discovering what has happened since they were visited by stars such as Stacey Solomon and Sharron Davies. Last in the series; 5 News Update 8:00 The Gadget Show Ortis Deley and Pollyanna Woodward use technology to learn new skills; 5 News at 9 9:00 Charley Boorman’s Extreme Frontiers New series. The adventurer travels across Canada on his motorbike, beginning in Newfoundland. He braves the Atlantic to hunt for icebergs, before trying lobster-trawling and diving.

10:00 FILM: RoboCop (18) (1987) A police officer in a future Detroit ravaged by crime is seemingly killed in the line of duty, but is rebuilt as a law-enforcing cyborg by the corporation that has taken over running the force. He begins to remember his human life and seeks to bring his killers to justice – a mission that leads him to turn on his corrupt corporate masters. Sci-fi thriller, starring Peter Weller and Miguel Ferrer.

12:10 Impossible?

1:10 SuperCasino 4:00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R) 4:15 Grey’s Anatomy 5:00 County Secrets (R)

7:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 8:00 Snog, Marry, Avoid? With Wayne Rooney’s cousins Stephen and Natalie. 8:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty A woman who was left with scars after using a powerful acid peel. 9:00 Love on the Transplant List 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Mongrels 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 Love on the Transplant List 1:30 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 2:00 Mongrels 2:30 Don’t Tell the Bride 3:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 4:00 Hot Like Us 5:00 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather 7:30 Stephen Fry in America The actor explores New Mexico, Arizona and Nevada. 8:30 Only Connect The losing semi-finalists take part in the third-place play-off. 9:00 Art of America How artists challenged the status quo of post-war America. Last in the series.

10:00 American Nomads 11:30 The Wonderful Wizard of Oz – The True Story 12:30 Only Connect 1:00 Stephen Fry in America 1:55 Film: Riding Giants (12) (2004) 3:25 Art of America 4:25 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:05 Ironside 11:05 Cadfael 12:50 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:15 On the Buses 5:45 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 7:50 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes 9:00 Foyle’s War 11:05 Prime Suspect IV 1:20 Cracker 2:10 On the Buses 2:35 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Film File 6:10 Police Stop! 7:00 The Saint 7:50 World’s Wildest Police Videos 8:45 The Fall Guy 9:50 Batman 10:50 The Saint 11:55 The Sweeney 12:55 Police Stop! 1:55 World’s Wildest Police Videos 2:55 The Force 3:15 Film: Thunderball (PG) (1965) 6:00 Premiership Rugby Union 7:00 The Sweeney 8:00 Minder 9:00 Film: You Only Live Twice (PG) (1967) 11:25 Film: Tightrope (18) (1984) 1:45 Sanctuary 2:40 Film File 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Dog Squad 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Sun, Sea and A&E 10:00 Night Cops 12:00 Dog Squad 1:00 Ross Kemp: Middle East 1:50 Airline 2:40 Extreme Bodies: Vanity Insanity 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Celebrity Parents’ SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Monday, 28th November Issue 108, Friday, 25th November 2011

2011

Monday 28th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 2:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama (R) 5:30 Futurama (R) 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Lisa becomes emotionally attached to a beached whale she and Bart discover while out treasure hunting, and Homer takes drastic action when he receives a huge electricity bill. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Principal Skinner and Edna Krabappel announce their engagement, but both get cold feet before the big occasion – and turn to Homer and Marge for advice. (R) 8:00 Terra Nova Jim uncovers an old murder while Taylor is preoccupied with finding the Sixer mole, and there is a surprise in store when the evidence puts a familiar face in the frame.

9:00 Ross Kemp Back on the Frontline The actor joins the Afghan army as they undergo training from the second-highest-ranking American officer in the country, ahead of a withdrawal of British troops in 2015.

10:00 An Idiot Abroad Karl Pilkington arrives in India, where he attends a spring festival in which people throw coloured dye at one another, and pays a visit to the Taj Mahal. (R) 11:00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (R) 12:00 Fringe (R) 1:00 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Night Cops (R) 2:40 The Chicago Code (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Verminators (R) 5:10 World’s Most Dangerous Animals Part one of two. (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Coronation Street (R) 6:50 Emmerdale (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Coronation Street (R) 1:00 Emmerdale (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy (R) 6:30 Kelly Clarkson: The Hot Desk (R) 6:45 The X Factor Amelia Lily, Janet, Little Mix, Marcus and Misha B face their toughest week yet, performing two songs in a bid to win a place in next week’s semi-final. Dermot O’Leary presents. (R) 8:30 Grimefighters Squatters make themselves at home in a tower block, extreme cleaners deal with an unusual pigeon pie, and restaurant inspectors uncover the horrors lurking in a fish-and-chip shop. (R) 9:00 Baby Hospital Parents whose babies are clinging to life at Liverpool’s Women’s Hospital, including a couple facing a £175,000 bill for their son’s care.

Last in the series. (R) 10:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Russell Kane and Joe Swash are joined by Peter Andre and Jack Osbourne to discuss the latest goings-on in the Outback.

11:00 FILM: The Whole Ten Yards (12) (2004) An anxious dentist is forced to turn to a former neighbour and one-time assassin for help when his wife is kidnapped. Comedy sequel, starring Matthew Perry. Including FYI Daily.

1:00 Coronation Street (R) 1:30 Emmerdale (R) 2:00 Dick Whittington (R) 3:15 Teleshopping 4:15 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:00 Gossip Girl (R) 5:45 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:10 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Theresa encourages Warren to find out the truth about Joel, an angry Michaela discovers she no longer has a place in the band, and Seth clashes with Jason over Carl’s offer.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Barney and Robin’s relationship is stuck in a rut, so Ted, Lily and Marshall try to break the couple up. However, their efforts seem wasted when the pair consider getting married. (R) 8:00 My Name Is Earl The do-gooder’s vengeful ex-girlfriend returns to town. (R) 8:30 My Name Is Earl Hapless Earl tries to help a policeman. (R) 9:00 Made in Chelsea – End of Season Party Rick Edwards presents as the socialites come together to discuss some of the major talking-points of the series. Last in the series.

10:00 Desperate Scousewives New series. Liverpool-based reality series.

11:05 Sorority Girls The Pledges take part in a charity pie-eating contest. (R) 12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:30 Scrubs (R) 1:55 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:20 My Name Is Earl (R) 2:40 My Name Is Earl (R) 3:00 Make It or Break It (R) 3:45 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:05 Greek (R)

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Football Special 10:30 Champions League Weekly 11:00 Spanish Football 1:00 Spanish Football 3:00 Scottish Premier League Football 3:30 Football Special 5:00 Champions League Weekly 5:30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6:30 Netbusters 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Live Football League Charlton Athletic v Huddersfield Town (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10:00 Netbusters 10:30 SPL Round-Up 11:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 12:00 Football League 1:30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 2:30 Sports Unlimited 3:30 Watersports World 4:30 Max Power 5:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations The food writer explores south Boston, Massachusetts. 9:00 Carnivale 10:15 Bored to Death 10:50 Blue Bloods 11:50 Six Feet Under 1:00 Carnivale 2:15 Bored to Death 2:50 Six Feet Under 4:05 Inside the Actors Studio 5:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 $#*!

My Dad Says 5:30 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 Dangerous Drivers’ School 9:00 Film: Shallow Hal (12) (2001) Comedy, starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black. 11:20 Comedy Kings: Best of Just for Laughs 11:55 5* Access 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:30 Film: Raising Waylon (PG) (2004) 2:15 CSI: Miami 3:15 Law & Order 4:15 Film: Survival on the Mountain (PG) (1997) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami One of the team is killed. 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grissom works on a murder case in a small Nevada town. 9:00 NCIS Tony and Jeanne are held hostage. 10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11:00 NCIS 12:00 CSI: NY 1:00 Close

11:20 James May’s 20th Century 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 2:40 Have I Got News for You 3:20 James May’s 20th Century 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 6:40 Have I Got News for You 7:20 Shooting Stars 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Not Going Out 10:20 Shooting Stars 11:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 11:40 Not Going Out 1:00 Psychoville 1:35 Banzai 2:00 Speeders 3:00 Close

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 WWE: Bottom Line 8:00 European Tour Golf 10:00 ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 12:00 NFL 2:00 European Tour Golf 4:00 ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 6:00 Show Jumping 8:00 NFL 10:00 Fishing Gurus From Cefn Mably near Cardiff. 10:30 Wild Spirits Fast and furious extreme sports action.

11:00 Show Jumping 1:00 European Tour Golf 2:00 Wonderful World of Golf 3:30 PGA Tour Classic 4:30 Close

7:30 Seamaster Sailing 8:00 Premier League Snooker 10:30 Spirit of Yachting 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics Oz Style 12:00 Seamaster Sailing 12:30 Spirit of Yachting 1:00 Max Power 2:00 Kings of the Snow 2:30 Spirit of Yachting 3:00 Rugby Union 4:30 This Week In WWE 5:00 WWE: Raw 7:00 Powerboating 8:00 ATP World Tour Finals Tennis 10:00 WWE: Late Night – Bottom Line 11:00 WWE: Late Night – Afterburn 12:00 WWE: NXT 1:00 WWE Vintage Collection 2:00 Live WWE: Late Night – Raw Wrestling coverage from the States. 4:15 Close

EastEnders 8.00pm on BBC One Rainie cannot contain her hatred following Tanya’s revelation and tells her sister she wants her to die. Pat talks to Roxy about Derek’s past, while Lola is nowhere to be found when the social worker calls – so Billy risks everything by asking Abi to take her place.

Heir Hunters 7.00pm on BBC Two Lisa Faulkner presents as the team searches for relatives of a Durham cricket fan who stand to inherit his estimated £100,000 estate, and examines the case of a German man who came to Britain as a PoW and never left. Details of three unsolved cases are also revealed in the hope of finding potential heirs.

The Gadget Show 8.00pm on Channel 5 Ortis Deley and Pollyanna Woodward compete to learn new skills, using technology to become a DJ and golfer respectively. Also reviewed are in-ear headphones.

11:00 The Last Command (PG) (1955) 1:10 Crash Dive (PG) (1943) 3:15 Sea Wife (PG) (1957) 4:50 The African Queen (PG) (1951) Romantic adventure, starring Humphrey Bogart. 6:55 Far from Heaven (12) (2002) Period drama, starring Julianne Moore. 9:00 Snakes on a Plane (15) (2006) Thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson. 11:05 Dancer in the Dark (15) (2000) Musical drama, starring Bjork. 1:50 Lower City (18) (2005) Brazilian romantic drama, with Alice Braga and Lazaro Ramos. 3:50 Close

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Tuesday 29th

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present stories from around the UK. 7:30 EastEnders Phil receives ominous text messages, and Shirley thinks Rainie is responsible. Masood and Zainab discuss their divorce, while Roxy and Jack prepare for a custody hearing; BBC News 8:00 Holby City Sahira urges Hanssen to take a risk during an emergency trauma case, and the return of a former patient forces Michael to deal with the repercussions of the plastics scandal.

9:00 Death in Paradise A tropical disease strikes down Richard and, as Camille is in Paris, Dwayne and Fidel are left to solve the murder of a diver, found in shallow water with odd markings.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather; National Lottery Update 10:35 Would I Lie to You? Previously unseen footage from the fifth series of the comedy panel show. (R) 11:05 The League Cup Show Action from tonight’s quarter-finals.

12:05 FILM: Dragonfly (12) (2002) Drama, starring Kevin Costner.

1:45 Weatherview 1:50 Sign Zone: Frozen Planet (R) 2:50 Sign Zone: Mixed Britannia (R) 3:50 Sign Zone: Natural World: Heligan – Secrets of the Lost Gardens Wildlife inhabiting the Cornish gardens. (R) 4:50 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 Coast 11:45 FILM: Lost Horizon (U) (1937) Romantic fantasy, starring Ronald Colman and Jane Wyatt.

1:45 To Buy or Not to Buy A couple hoping to downsize in Retford, Nottinghamshire. (R) 2:15 Weakest Link Back-stabbing general knowledge quiz. (R) 3:00 Autumn Statement Live coverage of George Osborne’s economic review.

5:30 Flog It! (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two Zoe Ball presents the companion show to the weekend pro-celebrity dance contest, featuring an insight into how the competitors are getting on with their rehearsals for Saturday’s quarter-final.

7:00 Heir Hunters The researchers track down the relatives of a deceased man who left £40,000 in cash lying around his home, and look into the estate of musician Tim Rose.

8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals The five returning chefs are reduced to four in a challenge that sees them tunnel-bone a leg of lamb, and another contestant is asked to leave following a classic dish exhibition.

9:00 Money New series. Aspects of money, beginning with the growth of get-rich-quick gurus.

10:00 Life’s Too Short Warwick sets up a website, only to receive nasty comments on it, and takes a role alongside Helena Bonham Carter, which does not turn out to be quite as glamorous as he hoped. (R) 10:30 Newsnight; Weather 11:20 The Choir: Unsung Town Revisited Gareth Malone heads back to South Oxhey, Hertfordshire, to see if the two choirs he established in 2009 are still going strong, and catch up with members past and present. (R) 12:20 BBC News 3:40 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs Four more chefs from London compete for a place in Friday’s regional final, with Bengali spiced native lobster taking on Scotch fillet steak in the main-course kitchen.

6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Declan asks Katie to marry him.

7:30 The Adventurer’s Guide to Britain Charlotte Uhlenbroek and Gethin Jones head to North Yorkshire, where they kayak to a remote cove in search of fossils, and Gethin tackles the highest cliff on England’s east coast.

8:00 Coronation Street Kylie pins Becky to the cafe wall and accuses her of kidnapping Max. 8:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Twenty-four hours after the previous eviction, Ant and Dec reveal who is next to leave the camp as the celebrities continue to battle the jungle – and each other.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 FILM: The Witches of Eastwick (18) (1987) Three housewives cast a spell to find the ideal man and end up summoning Satan, who seduces them one by one. Comedy, with Jack Nicholson, Cher and Susan Sarandon.

12:45 Bristol Airport (R) 1:10 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 3:15 Kojak (R) 4:10 ITV Nightscreen

6:05 Sali Mali (R) 6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 The Secret Millionaire USA 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:05 Channel 4 Presents – Oscar Pistorius “Blade Runner” (R) 1:10 FILM: A Matter of Life and Death (U) (1946) Romantic fantasy, starring David Niven and Kim Hunter.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A woman discusses what she sees as the problem of access to abortions.

8:00 The Food Hospital Advice for a woman suffering from fish odour syndrome.

9:00 Jamie’s Great Britain Jamie Oliver concludes his nationwide culinary tour in the west of Scotland, where he discovers how haggis is being given a West Indian twist. Last in the series.

10:00 My Transsexual Summer Family and friends join the participants on the final day of the retreat. Last in the series.

11:05 Random Acts Mike Christie’s free-running film about youngsters having fun.

11:10 True Blood Eric puts his plan to kill Russell into effect. Last in the series.

12:25 UK & Ireland Poker Tour 1:20 Sailing (R) 1:50 Beach Volleyball 2:45 Extreme Sailing Series (R) 3:15 KOTV Boxing Weekly 3:45 Cardiff Half Marathon (R) 4:10 Freesports on 4 (R) 4:40 Road to London 2012: That Paralympic Show (R) 5:10 Scrapheap Challenge (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 Meerkat Manor (R) 2:45 Meals in Moments (R) 3:00 FILM: The Incident (15) (1990) Second World War courtroom drama, starring Walter Matthau.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:25 OK! TV 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 How to Take Stunning Pictures Professional landscape photographer Charlie Waite advises a free-runner and a plasterer on ways to improve their pictures. Presented by Suzi Perry; (R) 5 News Update 8:00 London: The Inside Story Two street wardens patrol Soho on a Friday night, dealing with drunks, an irate bongo player and a travelling poet, and a dog expert presides over Westminster’s answer to Crufts; 5 News at 9 9:00 CSI: Miami Horatio suspects Miami West Prison escapee Dante Kroll, a mixed martial-arts fighter jailed for murder, plans to take revenge on a rival competitor who helped secure his conviction.

10:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A drug baron’s daughter is found dead in a back street, and a baffling series of clues leads the team to suspect the involvement of one of the crime lord’s underlings. (R) 11:00 CSI: Miami A golf instructor is found guilty of murder, but the team suspects his attorney actually helped get him convicted to protect a more powerful client. (R) 12:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A house sale turns into a murder inquiry.

12:50 SuperCasino 4:00 Chinese Food in Minutes (R) 4:10 The Gadget Show (R) 5:00 County Secrets (R)

7:00 Hot Like Us 8:00 Love on the Transplant List A woman with cystic fibrosis and end-stage lung disease plans her wedding. 9:00 Don’t Tell the Bride A rugby player from Widnes in Cheshire plans his wedding. Last in the series.

10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Him & Her 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 Don’t Tell the Bride 1:30 Him & Her 2:00 Hot Like Us 3:00 Britain’s Youngest Undertaker 4:00 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 4:30 Love on the Transplant List 5:25 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather The day’s leading stories. 7:30 Time to Remember 8:00 Stephen Fry in America The actor explores the Pacific states. Last in the series. 9:00 America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner Stephen Smith explores the importance of diners in American culture. 10:00 Film: Diner (15) (1982) Coming-of-age drama. 11:45 Stephen Fry in America 12:45 Film: Purple Rain (15) (1984) 2:35 America on a Plate: The Story of the Diner 3:35 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:00 Ironside 11:05 Cadfael 12:50 Heartbeat 1:50 Pie in the Sky 2:55 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:10 On the Buses 5:40 Heartbeat 6:45 Pie in the Sky Part one of two. 7:50 Wycliffe 9:00 Foyle’s War 11:05 Prime Suspect IV 1:20 Numb3rs 2:00 On the Buses 2:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 The Professionals 6:50 World’s Wildest Police Videos 7:35 Police Stop! 8:35 Minder 9:35 The Sweeney 10:40 The Professionals 11:40 The Saint 12:40 Minder 1:50 The Force 2:15 The Fall Guy 3:20 Motorsport UK 4:20 Film: You Only Live Twice (PG) (1967) 6:45 Film: Flash Gordon (PG) (1980) 9:00 Billy Connolly’s Route 66 10:00 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 10:45 Film: Ned Kelly (15) (2003) 1:00 Sanctuary 2:45 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Dog Squad 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK 10:00 Night Cops 12:00 Dog Squad 1:00 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Celebrity Parents’ SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Tuesday, 29th November Issue 108, Friday, 25th November 2011

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Tuesday 29th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 2:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama 5:30 Futurama 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Bart decides to steal a kiss from his crush at school after taking advice from Grampa, but the plan backfires. With the guest voices of Angela Bassett and Sarah Silverman. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Homer unwittingly delivers his mother into the hands of the police – who put her on trial for sabotaging Mr Burns’ germ warfare lab in the 1960s. With the voice of Glenn Close.

(R) 8:00 Road Wars The Proactive Squad from Thames Valley Police use unmarked cars with on-board video cameras to give an intriguing insight into vehicle crime and how it can be prevented. (R) 9:00 Inside Gatwick Silla Maisey, managing director of British Airways at Gatwick Airport, tries to come up with new ways for her company to win back business from budget airlines such as easyJet. (R) 10:00 FILM: Shaft (18) (2000) A cop quits the force to bring a racist murderer to justice on his own terms. Remake of the blaxploitation thriller, starring Samuel L Jackson.

11:55 35mm This week’s news. (R) 12:25 Road Wars (R) 12:55 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Night Cops (R) 2:40 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 3:30 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 4:20 Verminators (R) 5:10 World’s Most Dangerous Animals Part two of two. (R)

6:00 Coronation Street (R) 6:25 Emmerdale (R) 6:50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers. (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy (R) 7:00 The X Factor Jessie J and Olly Murs perform in the studio, and Dermot O’Leary announces the results of another public vote, revealing the four acts who have made it to next week’s semi-final. (R) 8:00 My Child Won’t Eat An insight into the controversial work of child psychologist Dr Gillian Harris as she treats youngsters who have an aversion to certain foods and live on radically restricted diets. (R) 9:00 The Vampire Diaries Alaric enlists Elena and Bonnie to help him decipher the meaning behind his recent discovery, while Rebekah reveals she shares a violent past with Klaus and Elijah.

10:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore is joined by Jack Osbourne and Jodie Prenger to discuss the latest events in the jungle, with contributions from Joe Swash and Russell Kane.

11:00 FILM: The Astronaut’s Wife (18) (1999) An astronaut returns home after an accident in space, but his wife begins to question if it is really him. Sci-fi thriller, starring Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron. Including FYI Daily.

1:15 Coronation Street (R) 1:40 Emmerdale (R) 2:05 Teleshopping 4:35 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:15 Gossip Girl (R)

6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:30 One Tree Hill (R) 9:25 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:20 Ugly Betty (R) 11:15 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Jason races to find Bart and say goodbye. Joel catches a glimpse of Warren’s dark side, and Annalise clashes with Ash after discovering she is her new flatmate.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Barney reverts to behaving like a bachelor. (R) 8:00 Shipwrecked: The Island Dominique begins her week in charge, a wave destroys the newly constructed beachfront apartments and tensions increase when empty tins are found in the vegetable patch.

9:00 Sorority Girls Fraternity boys from Florida arrive in the UK to invite the entrants to a toga party, and there is a dramatic pledge cut after one of the girls demonstrates unsisterly behaviour.

10:00 Tool Academy The men are given lessons in affection.

11:05 PhoneShop Janine and Jerwayne deal with relationship issues from their past. (R) 11:40 The IT Crowd (R) 12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:30 Scrubs (R) 1:55 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:20 PhoneShop (R) 2:45 The IT Crowd (R) 3:10 Greek (R) 3:55 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:20 Wildfire (R) 5:00 Switched (R)

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 8:55 Live International One-Day Cricket India v West Indies. All the action from the opening match of the five-game series, held at the Barabati Stadium in Cuttack.

5:30 Football Asia 6:00 Revista De La Liga 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven A round-up of the day’s sports news. 7:30 Soccer Special 10:00 Spanish Football 12:00 Football’s Greatest 12:30 Football’s Greatest 1:00 Carling Cup Football 2:30 Spanish Football 4:30 Carling Cup Football

9:00 Wonderful World of Golf 10:30 European Tour Golf 11:30 PGA Tour Classic 12:30 Fishing Gurus 1:00 European Tour Golf 2:00 Powerboating 3:00 Extra Time 3:30 Fishing Gurus 4:00 Sports Unlimited 5:00 WWE: Smackdown 7:00 Live British Basketball Milton Keynes Lions v Worcester Wolves (Tip-off 7.30pm). 9:30 International Bowls 11:30 Thinking Tackle 12:30 Fishing Gurus 1:00 Live WWE: Late Night – Smackdown Spectacular wrestling action with the over-the-top stars of the States. 3:00 International Bowls 5:00 Close

The Food Hospital 8.00pm on Channel 4 The team gives advice to a 42-year-old woman with fish odour syndrome and a teenager with severe eczema.

Three students from Leeds also put hangover cures to the test.

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Iconoclasts Robert Redford discusses Paul Newman. 9:00 Film: Moulin Rouge!

(12) (2001) Romantic musical, starring Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman. 11:30 In Treatment 12:35 Carnivale 1:50 In Treatment 3:00 Inside the Actors Studio 5:00 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Dharma & Greg 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 $#*!

My Dad Says 5:30 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Gadget Show Ortis Deley and Pollyanna Woodward use technology to learn new skills. 9:00 Ultimate Emergency Bikers 10:00 Alphas 11:00 Ugly Americans 11:30 The Sexy Ads Show 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:30 Film: Devil Winds (PG) (2003) 2:10 CSI: Miami 3:05 Law & Order 4:10 Film: Nowhere to Land (PG) (2000) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood Magazine show. 7:00 CSI: Miami 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A suspect becomes infatuated with Catherine. 9:00 Film: The Contract (15) (2006) Thriller, starring John Cusack and Morgan Freeman. 11:00 Human Target 11:55 Dark Blue 1:00 Close

7:10 Fifth Gear 7:35 The Gadget Show 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 11:00 Dragons’ Den Ireland 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 3:00 Dragons’ Den Ireland 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Michael Palin’s New Europe 7:00 Man v Food 8:00 Driving Wars 9:00 QI XL 10:00 Mock the Week 10:40 Argumental 11:20 Have I Got News for You 12:00 QI XL 1:00 Have I Got News for You 1:35 Mock the Week 2:05 Speeders 3:00 Close

11:00 The Battle of the River Plate (U) (1956) 1:20 Cloak and Dagger (PG) (1946) 3:25 The Woodlanders (U) (1997) Thomas Hardy drama, starring Emily Woof. 5:15 23 Paces to Baker Street (PG) (1956) Thriller, starring Van Johnson. 7:15 Stormbreaker (PG) (2006) Spy adventure, starring Alex Pettyfer. 9:00 Max Payne (15) (2008) Action thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg.

10:55 Feast of Love (15) (2007) 12:50 Basic Instinct 2 (18) (2006) Thriller sequel. 3:05 Close

7:00 WWE: Afterburn 8:00 European Tour Golf 9:00 Football League 10:30 Netbusters 10:55 Live International Twenty20 Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan.

2:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 3:00 Netbusters 3:30 SPL Round-Up 4:00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5:00 Netbusters 5:30 Fishing Gurus 6:00 Golf 6:30 Golf 7:30 Live Carling Cup Football Arsenal v Manchester City (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the quarter-final clash at the Emirates Stadium, where the teams compete for a place in the last four. 11:00 Golfing World 12:00 Squash 1:00 Badminton 2:00 Golf 3:00 Golf 3:30 Close

Money 9.00pm on BBC Two New series of three programmes focusing on aspects of money, beginning with the extraordinary rise of wealth creation gurus, who teach others how to become rich. The practice developed in America about 15 years ago, and has now spread worldwide.

Emmerdale 7.00pm on ITV1 In the latest edition of the ever popular soap, Katie prepares to end her relationship with Declan, but is shocked when he asks her to marry him. Jai gets into a fight with Priya after telling her the wedding is off, and Chas is pleased when Aaron announces he is going on a course for a few weeks.

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Wednesday, 30th 2011 November Issue 108, Friday, 25th November

2011

Wednesday 30th

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Topical stories.

7:30 That’s Britain! Adrian Edmondson investigates the National Grid, Grainne Seoige tackles the problem of overcrowded trains and Stephen K Amos tries to make milkmen a common sight once more; BBC News 8:30 The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson Ross Kemp takes on a dangerous mission.

9:00 Frozen Planet David Attenborough explores the life and work of people in the polar regions, including the residents of the coldest city on Earth, and the Danish armed forces’ dog sled patrols.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 The National Lottery Wednesday Night Draws 10:45 Who Do You Think You Are? US With actress Vanessa Williams.

11:15 Film 2011 with Claudia Winkleman Reviews of Hugo, The Thing, The Big Year and Happy Feet Two; National Lottery Update 11:55 FILM: Right at Your Door (15) (2006) Thriller, starring Mary McCormack and Rory Cochrane.

1:25 Weatherview 1:30 Sign Zone: See Hear (R) 2:00 Sign Zone: Planet Dinosaur (R) 2:30 Sign Zone: Country Tracks (R) 3:25 Sign Zone: Hairy Bikers’ Meals on Wheels (R) 4:25 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:30 Daily Politics 1:00 See Hear 1:30 To Buy or Not to Buy Searching for a bungalow with canal views. (R) 2:15 Weakest Link Quiz.

3:00 Escape to the Country 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Heir Hunters The team tracks down the relatives of a man who left behind a £20,000 estate, and explores the fortunes of Alexandra Koshevnikova, who fled Russia in 1917.

8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals Monica Galetti challenges the five contestants remaining from Monday’s heat to make a Swiss meringue to pipe on a lemon tart, before glazing and serving it with a sauce. They have only 15 minutes to complete the task, and some are inexperienced with pastry. The four best then go on to re-create Michel Roux Jr’s roasted pigeon with stewed peas a la francaise in 60 minutes, as well as trying to impress with their own take on a classic dish.

9:00 Your Money and How They Spend It Part two of two. Nick Robinson explores the tax system.

10:00 Mock the Week – Again Milton Jones, Patrick Kielty and Mark Watson join regular panellists Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons for the topical comedy quiz show. (R) 10:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events; Weather 11:20 Frontline Medicine Conclusion.

Michael Mosley discovers how advances in medical technology are helping rebuild the lives of soldiers and civilians severely injured in the warzones of Afghanistan. (R) 12:20 BBC News 3:55 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Amy is shocked to see the social worker’s car outside the B&B and hides in the cemetery, where her waters break and she goes into labour. Declan proposes to Katie for a second time.

7:30 Super Tiny Animals Documentary exploring the growing demand for miniature pets, including tiny Chihuahuas, cats with unusually short legs and micro pigs. Narrated by Jane Horrocks.

8:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Ant and Dec present another round-up from the jungle and announce the name of the sixth celebrity to be voted out by the public, chatting to them about their time on the show.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 Cops with Cameras Officers in south London try to stop a confrontation spiralling out of control.

Last in the series. (R) 11:35 Homes from Hell People whose ambitions to build their dream homes ended in ruin. (R) 12:30 Bristol Airport (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:35 FILM: Columbo: Uneasy Lies the Crown (PG) (1990) Crime drama, with Peter Falk.

4:10 ITV Nightscreen

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:25 Frasier (R) 8:55 The Secret Millionaire USA 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 1:10 FILM: That Touch of Mink (U) (1962) Romantic comedy.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv 8:00 Kirstie’s Handmade Britain Kirstie Allsopp visits the Nidderdale show in the Yorkshire Dales, and masters a few butchery skills to produce a pork pie, sausages and brawn – a dish derived from a pig’s head.

9:00 Grand Designs A two-storey timber eco-house in the Kent countryside. Last in the series.

10:00 Chris Moyles’ Quiz Night With Vic Reeves, Tulisa Contostavlos and Emma Bunton.

10:50 Alan Carr: Chatty Man With Lee Evans and One Direction. (R) 11:55 Random Acts A film by Champagne Valentine.

12:00 Music on 4: Live from Abbey Road 12:50 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show Introduces: Emeli Sande 1:05 Music on 4: 4Play: Charlene Soraia A profile of the singer-songwriter.

1:20 Music on 4: 4Play: Ben Howard 1:35 Music on 4: The Album Chart Show: Spotlight 1:50 FILM: Holy Smoke (18) (1999) Satirical drama, starring Kate Winslet.

3:45 Meeting Helen (R) 4:00 Amelia and Michael (R) 4:10 Happy Endings 4:35 St Elsewhere (R) 5:25 Countdown (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 Meerkat Manor One of the meerkats is poisoned. (R) 2:50 Meals in Moments (R) 3:00 FILM: The Long Shot (PG) (2004) Drama, starring Julie Benz.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours Michael warns Emilia to leave Tash alone. (R) 6:00 Home and Away Charlie’s former relationship with Brax becomes common knowledge, but she calls off a reconciliation with him when she finds Hayley’s earring in his car. (R) 6:25 OK! TV Jeff Brazier and Jenny Frost chat to actress Michelle Williams about her starring role in the film My Week with Marilyn.

7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 Live UEFA Europa League Football Tottenham Hotspur v PAOK Salonika (Kick-off 8.05pm). All the action from both teams’ fifth and penultimate Group A encounter at White Hart Lane.

Spurs were held to a goalless draw in the matchday one reverse fixture and failure to defeat the Greeks again tonight would put their hopes of qualifying in jeopardy.

However, the Londoners have won both their previous home group games and will expect to claim a victory that would leave them as favourites to progress with just a trip to group minnows Shamrock Rovers remaining.

10:15 FILM: Second in Command (15) (2006) An eastern European official guarding a US ambassador in Moldova looks for an escape route when rebellion breaks out. Thriller, with Jean-Claude Van Damme and William Tapley.

12:05 Poker: The Big Game 1:05 SuperCasino 4:00 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:15 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:35 Wildlife SOS (R) 5:00 County Secrets (R)

7:00 Hot Like Us 7:30 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 8:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to a Christian family in Seattle. 9:00 Come Fly with Me. 10:00 Film: Meet the Parents (12) (2000) 11:40 Family Guy 12:25 Russell Howard’s Good News 12:55 Come Fly with Me 1:55 The World’s Strictest Parents 2:55 Hotter Than My Daughter 3:25 Snog, Marry, Avoid? 3:55 Russell Howard’s Good News 4:25 Don’t Tell the Bride 5:25 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather The day’s leading stories. 7:30 Churches: How to Read Them The role of parish churches during the Middle Ages. 8:00 Abraham Lincoln: Saint or Sinner? 9:00 Film: Storyville: Bobby Fischer – Genius and Madman (12) (2011) Premiere.

Documentary about the troubled chess champion. 10:30 The Killing II 12:30 Churches: How to Read Them 1:00 American Nomads 2:30 Film: Storyville: Bobby Fischer – Genius and Madman (12) (2011) 4:00 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:00 Ironside 11:05 Cadfael 12:50 Heartbeat 1:50 Pie in the Sky 2:55 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:10 On the Buses 5:45 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 7:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 9:00 Foyle’s War Foyle is drawn into the world of espionage. 11:00 Blue Murder 12:35 Numb3rs 2:00 On the Buses 2:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

9:00 The Fall Guy 10:00 The Saint 11:00 The Professionals 12:00 World’s Wildest Police Videos 12:55 Police Stop!

1:55 Minder 2:55 The Fall Guy 4:00 Batman 5:00 The Force 5:30 UEFA Europa League Live 8:05 20 Referee Decisions That Shook the World 9:00 Film: Diamonds Are Forever (PG) (1971) 11:25 Richard Bacon’s Beer and Pizza Club 12:10 Film: Journey to Shiloh (12) (1968) 2:15 The Force 2:45 Film File 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

8:00 It’s Me or the Dog 9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Dog Squad 6:00 Road Wars 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Lie to Me 10:00 Night Cops 12:00 Dog Squad 1:00 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Celebrity Parents’ SOS

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Wednesday 30th

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 2:00 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama 5:30 Futurama 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons A terrorism scare leads the people of Springfield to hire a British security consultant, who installs surveillance cameras everywhere. With the guest voice of Eddie Izzard. (R) 7:30 The Simpsons Homer is filmed fleeing from a wild bear and becomes a local laughing stock. Determined to salvage his reputation, he sets about organising a rematch – to be fought on his terms. (R) 8:00 The Middle Thanksgiving special of the American sitcom, starring Patricia Heaton and Neil Flynn. (R) 8:30 Modern Family Phil spends some quality time with Haley, taking her on a tour of his former college, while Gloria and Jay are forced to have “the talk” with Manny. (R) 9:00 The Cafe Cyril’s gets a new menu.

9:30 Victoria Wood’s Angina Monologues Female comics including Jo Brand, Andi Osho, Isy Suttie and Katy Brand join Victoria for an evening of stand-up, sketches and music. (R) 10:30 Emergency with Angela Griffin The actress joins volunteer doctors, nurses and paramedics. (R) 11:30 Brit Cops: War on Crime Following police officers in Lincolnshire.

12:30 Road Wars (R) 1:50 Night Cops (R) 2:40 The Chicago Code (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die (R) 5:10 World’s Deadliest Sea Creatures

6:25 Emmerdale (R) 6:50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers. (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Coronation Street (R) 12:30 Emmerdale (R) 1:00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals Collection of home-video howlers. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy (R) 7:00 New You’ve Been Framed!

Harry Hill narrates a selection of viewer-submitted comical clips, including a cat’s accident involving a DVD player and a woman coming to grief on stepping stones. (R) 7:30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp Harry presents his award-winning review of the week’s small-screen highlights, featuring soap spoofs, reality show send-ups, pre-break fights and a song or two. Last in the series. (R) 8:00 Gossip Girl Diana sets her sights on Serena in her quest to ruin Gossip Girl, while Dan is out on his book tour, but things are not exactly as they appear to his friends and family.

9:00 Sextuplets – The Little Lambs The story of Vicky and Andy Lamb, who in May 2010 became parents of the first sextuplets born in England for 17 years, following them through the most dramatic time of their lives. (R) 10:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! News and gossip.

11:00 FILM: Three Kings (15) (1999) Four US soldiers face a dilemma after finding a fortune in Kuwaiti bullion in the wake of the first Gulf War. Adventure, starring George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube. Including FYI Daily.

1:20 Emmerdale (R) 1:45 The Vampire Diaries (R) 2:30 Teleshopping 4:30 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:15 Gossip Girl (R)

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:25 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:20 Ugly Betty (R) 11:15 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek (R) 1:05 Scrubs (R) 1:35 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:35 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks An old acquaintance threatens Warren’s position in the village. Mercedes awaits the results of the paternity test, and Ash sees Scott and Annalise sharing an intimate moment.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Lily explains why she and her father stopped speaking. (R) 8:00 Charlie’s Angels New series.

Action adventure based on the 1970s crime drama. Three women get the chance to escape their chequered pasts by solving crimes for the mysterious Charlie.

9:00 FILM: I, Robot (12) (2004) A detective is convinced a robot has killed its creator, even though it has been programmed never to harm humans.

Sci-fi thriller, with Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan and Alan Tudyk.

11:10 Misfits Kelly is trapped in the body of a coma victim. (R) 12:10 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:40 The Big Bang Theory (R) 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:30 Greek 3:10 Rules of Engagement (R) 3:35 Wildfire (R) 4:20 Switched (R) 4:40 Switched (R) 5:00 Switched (R)

6:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Carling Cup Football 10:30 British Basketball 1:00 Spanish Football 3:00 Football Asia 3.30 Carling Cup Football 5:00 Football’s Greatest 5:30 Football Asia 6:00 A League Football 6:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Live Carling Cup Football Manchester United v Crystal Palace (Kick-off 7.45pm). 10:00 You’re on Sky Sports! 11:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11:30 Football’s Greatest 12:00 Carling Cup Football 1:30 You’re on Sky Sports!

2.30 A League Football 3.00 Football’s Greatest 3:30 Carling Cup Football 5:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open.

2:30 British Basketball 5:00 WWE: Bottom Line 6:00 WWE: Afterburn 7:00 European Tour Weekly 7:30 Kings of the Snow 8.00 Watersports World 9.00 Premier League Bowls 10:00 Cage Fighter 10:30 Trans World Sport 11:30 Cage Fighter 12:00 Premier League Bowls 1:00 Angling 2:00 Trans World Sport 3:00 Close

Grand Designs 9.00pm on Channel 4 Kevin McCloud revisits Mimi and Andre da Costa, who set out to construct a sustainable two-storey timber house heated by glass panels in the Kent countryside.

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 The Devil’s Dinner Party 9:00 The Sopranos Johnny pursues a personal vendetta. 10:15 Boardwalk Empire 11:35 The Devil’s Dinner Party 12:35 Game of Thrones 1:55 The Sopranos 3:10 Big Love 4:20 Inside the Actors Studio 5:10 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours Michael warns Emilia to leave Tash alone. 7:35 Better with You A pair of jeans makes Mia realise the realities of pregnancy. 8:00 The Mentalist 10:00 The Hotel Inspector 11:00 Sex and the City 11:45 Generation Sex 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Inside Hollywood 12:15 Film: On Hostile Ground (PG) (2000) 2:05 CSI: Miami 3:05 Law & Order 4:10 Film: Gracie’s Choice (PG) (2004) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A US air marshal is killed by a car bomb.

8:58 Inside Hollywood Magazine show.

9:00 Human Target 10:00 Film: Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (18) (1999) Horror, starring Tony Todd.

12:00 NCIS 1:00 Close

7:10 Fifth Gear 7:35 The Gadget Show 8:00 Dragons’ Den 9:00 Top Gear 10:00 Airport 11:20 Seaside Rescue 12:00 Top Gear 2:00 Man v Food 3:00 Seaside Rescue 4:00 Top Gear 6:00 Seaside Rescue 7:20 QI 8:00 Top Gear: Polar Challenge Land race from Resolute, Canada, to the North Pole.

9:00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 11:00 Argumental 11:40 QI 12:20 Driving Wars 1:20 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 2:05 Banzai 2:30 TOTP2 3:00 Close

11:00 Conspiracy of Hearts (U) (1960) 1:10 The Black Tent (U) (1956) 3:00 King Solomon’s Mines (U) (1950) Adventure, with Stewart Granger and Deborah Kerr. 5:00 Jump Tomorrow (PG) (2001) Romantic drama, starring Tunde Adebimpe. 6:50 Entrapment (12) (1999) Crime thriller, starring Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. 9:00 Brick (15) (2005) Mystery drama, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. 11:10 The 51st State (18) (2001) 12:55 Couscous (15) (2007) 3:55 Close

6:00 Aerobics Oz Style 6:30 Kings of the Snow 7:00 Spanish Football 9:00 Thinking Tackle 10:00 Squash 11:00 Racing News 11:30 International One-Day Cricket 12:30 International Twenty20 Cricket 1:30 Golf 2:00 Golf 3:00 Badminton 4:00 Thinking Tackle 5:00 NFL: Total Access 6:00 British Rallyzone 6:30 Trans World Sport 7.30 Live Greyhound Racing The Betfred Eclipse. Coverage of the meeting from the Nottingham Greyhound Stadium.

Hugh Courtenay’s Nambisco justified his status as favourite with a victory in the feature race last year. 10.00 British Rallyzone 10:30 European Tour Weekly 11:00 NFL: Total Access 11:55 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.

The Impressions Show with Culshaw and Stephenson 8.30pm on BBC One Comedy sketches by impressionists Jon Culshaw and Debra Stephenson, including Ross Kemp taking on his most dangerous mission ever, Jimmy Carr turning up unexpectedly at a funeral and Davina McCall getting in a mess.

Your Money and How They Spend It 9.00pm on BBC Two In the second episode of this two part special, Nick Robinson explores the difficulties politicians face when trying to change the way tax is collected, and how Chancellors have persuaded people to pay more in the past. He also discovers how little many people understand the system.

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Thursday 1st

2011

TV GUIDE

6:00 Breakfast 9:15 Rip Off Britain 10:00 Homes Under the Hammer (R) 10:58 BBC News; Weather 11:00 Noise Squad 11:45 Cash in the Attic (R) 12:13 BBC News; Weather 12:15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1:00 BBC News; Weather 1:30 Regional News; Weather 1:40 Doctors 2:10 Only Fools and Horses 3:05 CBBC 5:15 Pointless (R) 6:00 BBC News; Weather 6:30 Spotlight; Weather 7:00 The One Show Alex Jones, Matt Baker and a team of roving reporters present stories from around the UK. 7:30 EastEnders Zainab feels humiliated after news spreads about Masood’s night with Jane, and tells Yusef she will go to Pakistan with him – but receives a shock when he proposes to her. However, she begins to have second thoughts when Tamwar expresses his disgust. Phil becomes certain Jack is his tormentor and ransacks his flat in search of the missing file, while Derek offers Alfie some work selling fridges; BBC News 8:00 DIY SOS: The Big Build The team builds an extension for a brain-injured man. (R) 9:00 The Manor Reborn Work at Avebury Manor gets under way, as designer Russell Sage sets out to renovate a bed, while Penelope Keith and Paul Martin continue their search for inspiration.

10:00 BBC News 10:25 Regional News; Weather 10:35 Question Time David Dimbleby visits Dagenham.

11:35 This Week 12:20 Holiday Weatherview 12:25 Sign Zone: Who’s Getting Rich on Your Money? – Panorama (R) 12:55 Sign Zone: Countryfile (R) 1:55 Sign Zone: Antiques Roadshow (R) 2:55 Sign Zone: Digging for Britain Life during the Bronze and Iron ages. (R) 3:55 BBC News

6:00 CBeebies 7:00 CBBC 8:25 CBeebies 11:35 The Pink Panther Show (R) 12:00 Daily Politics 12:30 GMT with George Alagiah 1:00 Coast (R) 1:15 Trash to Cash 2:15 Weakest Link 3:00 Escape to the Country 3:45 Hairy Bikers’ Best of British 4:30 Flog It! (R) 5:15 Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is (R) 6:00 Eggheads 6:30 Strictly Come Dancing – It Takes Two 7:00 Heir Hunters The probate detectives search for the relatives of a former singer from Lewisham, and examine the case of Frederick West, a Victorian philanthropist with links to Edward VI. 8:00 MasterChef: The Professionals The remaining six contestants face the quarter-final challenge – preparing a dish of their own creation using clams, whiting, John Dories, poussin, fennel, girolles and thyme.

9:00 Rev The new teacher at the church school turns out to be an atheist.

9:30 Life’s Too Short Warwick bids to be elected chairman of the Society of People of Small Stature and finds estranged wife Sue getting cosy with her solicitor. Steve Carell and Les Dennis guest star.

10:00 Frank Skinner’s Opinionated The presenter is joined by comedians Chris Addison and Katy Brand in Norwich to discuss the week’s news stories in front of a studio audience.

10:30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s events, presented by Kirsty Wark; Weather 11:20 Pan Am Laura tries to retrieve her engagement ring after pawning it, only to find it has already been sold.

Meanwhile, Kate is assigned to obtain the fingerprints of a KGB spy. (R) 12:00 Pan Am (R) 12:45 BBC News 3:55 Close

5:30 ITV Morning News 6:00 Daybreak 8:30 Lorraine 9:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10:30 This Morning 12:30 Loose Women 1:30 ITV News 1:55 Channel News and Weather 2:00 May the Best House Win 3:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3:59 Channel Weather 4:00 Ade in Britain 5:00 Best Dish: The Chefs 6:00 Channel Report; Weather 6:30 ITV News 6:59 Destination Report 7:00 Emmerdale Hour-long episode.

Amy gives birth alone in the cemetery.

Unable to detect any breathing, she puts her son in the village phone box and flees, asking David to help her.

8:00 Coronation Street Frank invites Sally to a meeting with a potential client.

8:30 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! Another celebrity faces eviction – 18 days after the contestants arrived in the jungle to face the prospect of untold horrors with the Bushtucker Trials. For those left behind, the end is in sight, but there are sure to be more surprises along the way before Stacey Solomon’s successor as champion is crowned. Plus, Ant and Dec present the latest stories from the past 24 hours.

10:00 ITV News at Ten 10:30 Channel News and Weather 10:35 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories: Des O’Connor The entertainer discusses his stage and TV career, talks about becoming a father at the age of 72 and reveals how gambling cost him his family home. Last in the series. (R) 11:35 Matt Cardle: Into the Light Documentary.

12:30 Bristol Airport (R) 12:55 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime (R) 1:45 Nightwatch with Steve Scott: Crime; (R) ITV News Headlines 2:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 3:25 ITV Nightscreen 4:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)

6:10 The Hoobs (R) 6:35 The Hoobs (R) 7:00 Freshly Squeezed 7:30 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 7:55 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8:20 Frasier (R) 8:55 The Secret Millionaire USA 9:55 Relocation, Relocation (R) 10:55 The Renovation Game 12:00 Drop Down Menu 12:55 FILM: Knights of the Round Table (PG) (1953) Medieval adventure, starring Robert Taylor.

3:10 Countdown 4:00 Deal or No Deal 5:00 Four in a Bed 5:30 Come Dine with Me 6:00 The Simpsons (R) 6:30 Hollyoaks 7:00 Channel 4 News 7:55 4thought.tv A doctor gives his opinion on abortion counselling.

8:00 The Ultimate Guide to Penny Pinching The lives of some of the UK’s thriftiest people, including a midwife who has dramatically cut her average supermarket bill and a bride-to-be determined to economise on her big day.

9:00 Living with the Amish The teenagers stay with two families who rely on timber for their livelihood, and are divided by gender to work – the boys tackling barn-raising and the girls doing domestic chores.

10:00 The Joy of Teen Sex A girl with low confidence who has sex only in the dark.

11:05 Random Acts Pepstar performs.

11:10 Random Acts With MC Ghetts.

11:15 The Secret Millionaire Former ITV chief executive Charles Allen visits Leeds. (R) 12:20 Music on 4: The Prodigy: World’s on Fire 1:15 Music on 4: 360 Sessions 1:40 Music on 4: Inputoutput 1:55 Music on 4: 360 Sessions (R) 2:25 Shameless USA 3:20 Southland 4:05 The British Woman on Death Row (R) 5:00 Unreported World (R)

6:00 Milkshake!

9:15 The Wright Stuff 11:10 LIVE with Gabby 12:05 5 News Lunchtime 12:15 Law & Order A rap producer is murdered. (R) 1:15 Home and Away 1:45 Neighbours 2:15 Meerkat Manor (R) 2:50 Chinese Food in Minutes (R) 2:55 FILM: Cook & Peary: The Race to the Pole (PG) (1983) Premiere.

Fact-based drama, with Richard Chamberlain and Rod Steiger.

5:00 5 News at 5 5:30 Neighbours (R) 6:00 Home and Away (R) 6:30 Home and Away: Bay Reporter 7:00 5 News at 7 7:30 New Highland Emergency A hang-glider is rescued from Ben Nevis and an injured hiker and her sister need help when they get stranded on a small ridge above a 2,400ft drop on the Isle of Skye; 5 News Update 8:00 Fairground Attractions Henry Danter sets about constructing the first helter-skelter built in Britain for 45 years, and two workers discuss how they struggled to keep their relationship a secret; 5 News at 9 9:00 The Mentalist While on a mission to protect the Mayor during a rally about immigration rights, Patrick discovers a suspect for a crime that has yet to be committed.

10:00 It’s All About Amy New series.

Documentary following reality star Amy Childs as she makes plans to open her own beauty salon and enjoys the trappings of her celebrity lifestyle.

11:00 Police Interceptors A high-speed chase comes to an end when the pursued car gets trapped in a cul-de-sac, while officers are forced to get physical when a fight erupts outside a nightclub. (R) 12:00 SuperCasino 3:55 Animal Rescue Squad (R) 4:10 Wildlife SOS (R) 4:35 Wildlife SOS (R) 5:10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R) 5:35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge (R)

7:00 Top Gear 8:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 9:00 The World’s Strictest Parents Two teenagers are sent to live with a Chinese-American family in North Carolina. 10:00 EastEnders 10:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 11:00 Family Guy 11:45 American Dad! 12:30 The World’s Strictest Parents 1:30 Russell Howard’s Good News 2:00 Don’t Tell the Bride 3:00 Fast Food Baby 3:55 Meet the Multiples 4:55 Skin Deep: The Business of Beauty 5:25 Close

7:00 World News Today; Weather The day’s leading stories. 7:30 Top of the Pops: 1976 8:00 Storyville – Knocking on Heaven’s Door How a mystic inspired the Russian space programme. 9:00 America in Pictures: The Story of Life Magazine 10:00 The Slap 10:55 Top of the Pops: 1976 11:25 Arena: James Ellroy’s Feast of Death 1:00 Film: Storyville: Bobby Fischer – Genius and Madman (12) (2011) 2:30 America in Pictures: The Story of Life Magazine 3:30 Close

6:00 Heartbeat 6:55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 8:00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 9:05 Father Dowling Mysteries 10:05 Ironside 11:10 Cadfael 12:55 Heartbeat 1:55 Pie in the Sky 3:00 Father Dowling Mysteries 4:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 5:15 On the Buses 5:50 Heartbeat 6:50 Pie in the Sky 7:55 Wycliffe 9:00 Foyle’s War 11:00 Law & Order: UK 12:05 Numb3rs 12:55 Wycliffe 1:45 On the Buses 2:10 Film File 2:20 ITV3 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

6:00 The Professionals 6:50 The Sweeney 7:55 Minder 8:55 The Fall Guy 9:55 Batman 10:50 The Professionals 11:55 The Saint 12:55 The Sweeney 1:55 Minder 2:55 The Fall Guy 4:00 Batman 5:00 Film: Diamonds Are Forever (PG) (1971) 7:30 Live UEFA Europa League Football 10:35 Film: Training Day (18) (2001) Thriller, starring Denzel Washington. 1:00 Film: When We Were Kings (PG) (1996) Oscar-winning documentary. 2:40 Film File 2:50 ITV4 Nightscreen 3:00 Teleshopping

9:00 Nothing to Declare 10:00 Airline 11:00 Pineapple Dance Studios 12:00 UK Border Force 1:00 Four Weddings 2:00 It’s Me or the Dog 3:00 The Real A&E 4:00 Nothing to Declare 5:00 Real Filth Fighters 6:00 Road Wars 6:55 Bite Size Brainiac 7:00 UK Border Force 8:00 Nothing to Declare 9:00 Night Cops 12:00 The Real A&E 1:00 Ross Kemp in Search of Pirates 1:50 Airline 2:40 Kim’s Rude Awakening 3:30 Nothing But the Truth 4:20 Wedding SOS 5:10 Guilty!

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Thursday, 1st December Issue 108, Friday, 25th November 2011

2011

Thursday 1st

TV GUIDE

Pick of the Day 6:00 Safebreakers (R) 7:00 Brainiac: Science Abuse (R) 8:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 9:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 10:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 11:00 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 12:00 Best of Modern Family (R) 12:30 Best of Modern Family (R) 1:00 House (R) 2:00 House (R) 3:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 4:00 Stargate SG-1 (R) 5:00 Futurama 5:30 Futurama 6:00 Oops TV (R) 6:30 The Simpsons (R) 7:00 The Simpsons Homer wins $1million on the lottery, but keeps it a secret from his family. With the guest voice of Coldplay’s Chris Martin. (R) 7:30 Futurama Fry is forced to save Earth from being invaded by alien brains intent on robbing all humans of their intellect. (R) 8:00 Futurama Dr Zoidberg persuades his long-lost uncle to make a film, and Bender tricks Calculon into financing and starring in the production, promising it will guarantee him an Oscar. (R) 8:30 The Simpsons Bart is sent to a juvenile correctional facility, where he meets fellow tearaway Gina, who helps him plot his escape. With the guest voice of Sarah Michelle Gellar. (R) 9:00 Glee Sue’s bid for political office causes heartbreak, and Finn tries to rally the New Directions and Trouble Tones behind one of their own.

10:00 House There are surprises in store when the team treats a troubled prosecutor, and Wilson is convinced House is hiding something.

11:00 Emergency with Angela Griffin The actress rides along with a Birmingham ambulance crew. (R) 12:00 Brit Cops: War on Crime (R) 1:00 Law & Order 1:50 Hawaii Five-0 (R) 2:40 NCIS: Los Angeles (R) 3:30 The Chicago Code (R) 4:20 Change the Day You Die (R) 5:10 My Pet Shame (R)

6:00 Emmerdale (R) 6:25 Nanny 911 (R) 7:20 Gossip Girl (R) 8:05 Judge Judy (R) 9:25 Beauty and the Geek (R) 10:30 Judge Judy (R) 12:00 Emmerdale (R) 12:30 Nanny 911 Three sets of twins prove problematic. (R) 1:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 2:35 The Jeremy Kyle Show Guests air their differences. (R) 3:40 Beauty and the Geek (R) 4:40 Loose Women (R) 5:40 Judge Judy Triple bill of real-life cases. (R) 7:00 The X Factor USA The remaining acts take to the stage once more, hoping to impress judges Simon Cowell, Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul and LA Reid and the voting public. Steve Jones hosts.

8:30 New You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates a selection of viewer-submitted comical clips, including a cat’s accident involving a DVD player and a woman coming to grief on stepping stones. (R) 9:00 Supersize Kids: Britain’s Tallest Teens The lives of three of the nation’s tallest teenagers, including 7ft 7 basketball player Paul Sturgess and 7ft 3 Chris Lister, whose growth has caused medical problems. (R) 10:00 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now! Laura Whitmore, Joe Swash and Russell Kane are joined by the most recent celebrity to be voted out of the jungle and guest Jodie Prenger gives her views on the latest events.

11:00 FILM: Inside Man (15) (2006) A negotiator deals with a hostage crisis at a bank, but a political fixer is sent to make sure secrets in the vault stay buried. Thriller, with Denzel Washington and Clive Owen. Including FYI Daily.

1:35 Coronation Street (R) 2:00 Emmerdale (R) 2:50 Teleshopping 4:20 Pushing Daisies (R) 5:05 Gossip Girl (R) 5:50 ITV2 Nightscreen

6:00 One Tree Hill (R) 6:45 Ugly Betty (R) 7:35 Wildfire (R) 8:25 One Tree Hill (R) 9:20 Gilmore Girls (R) 10:15 Ugly Betty (R) 11:15 Desperate Housewives (R) 12:10 Greek 1:10 Scrubs (R) 1:40 Scrubs (R) 2:05 Hollyoaks (R) 2:40 Gilmore Girls (R) 3:35 Desperate Housewives (R) 4:35 Rules of Engagement (R) 5:00 Scrubs (R) 5:30 Scrubs (R) 6:00 The Big Bang Theory (R) 6:30 The Big Bang Theory (R) 7:00 Hollyoaks Warren plots to get rid of Brendan. Mercedes struggles to come to terms with the results of the paternity test, and Ash tries to work out the situation between Scott and Annalise.

7:30 How I Met Your Mother Ted’s friends try to help him impress a woman. (R) 8:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon’s mother comes to visit.

8:30 Perfect Couples Amy invites all of her ex-boyfriends to her wedding.

9:00 How I Met Your Mother Marshall is outraged at his boss’s negotiation techniques.

9:30 Happy Endings Alex and Jane’s rivalry escalates. Last in the series.

10:00 PhoneShop Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to use their sales techniques as tools of seduction.

10:35 Facejacker Comedy series. (R) 11:05 Dirty Digest 11:55 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon receives acting lessons. (R) 12:25 The Big Bang Theory (R) 12:55 Scrubs (R) 1:20 Scrubs (R) 1:45 How I Met Your Mother (R) 2:10 PhoneShop (R) 2:35 Dirty Digest (R) 3:20 Greek (R) 4:00 Rules of Engagement (R) 4:25 Wildfire (R) 5:05 Switched (R)

7:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 8:00 Good Morning Sports Fans 9:00 Carling Cup Football 10:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 11:00 Racing News 11:30 Aerobics Oz Style 12:00 Carling Cup Football 1:30 British Rallyzone 2.00 Kings of the Snow 2.30 Aerobics Oz Style 3:00 Fishing Gurus 3:30 British Rallyzone 4:00 Watersports World 5:00 WWE Vintage Collection 6:00 Ringside 7:00 Test Cricket 8:00 International One-Day Cricket 9:00 WWE: Late Night – Raw 11:00 WWE: NXT 12:00 Ringside 1:00 Carling Cup Football Special 2:00 Racemax 3:00 Close

6:00 The X Files 7:00 Star Trek: Voyager 8:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 9:00 ER 11:00 The X Files 12:00 Star Trek: Voyager 1:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 2:00 ER 4:00 Star Trek: Enterprise 5:00 Star Trek: Voyager 6:00 ER 8:00 Inside the Actors Studio Interview with Ralph Fiennes. 9:00 Film: Grey Gardens (12) (2009) 11:00 Six Feet Under 12:15 Carnivale 1:25 Film: Grey Gardens (12) (2009) Fact-based drama.

3:25 Six Feet Under 4:35 The Life and Times of Tim 5:05 The X Files

6:00 Teleshopping 1:00 Eli Stone 2:00 The Bachelor 3:00 Neighbours 3:30 Home and Away 4:00 Better with You 4:30 Malcolm in the Middle 5:00 Chuck 6:00 Malcolm in the Middle 6:25 5* Access 6:30 Home and Away 7:00 Neighbours 7:35 Better with You 8:00 The Mentalist 9:00 Paul Merton’s Adventures The comedian goes globetrotting, beginning with a luxury Caribbean cruise. 10:00 Californication 10:40 Sex: How to Do Everything 11:45 Generation Sex 12:00 Teleshopping

6:00 Teleshopping 12:00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12:30 Film: Britannic (15) (2000) First World War spy drama, starring Amanda Ryan. 2:20 CSI: Miami 3:15 Law & Order 4:15 Film: Mystery Woman: At First Sight (PG) (2006) 6:00 Law & Order 6:55 Inside Hollywood 7:00 CSI: Miami 8:00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A teenage boy is found dead on a building site. 9:00 CSI: Miami The team chases a fugitive cage-fighter convicted of murder. 10:00 NCIS 12:00 CSI: NY 1:00 SuperCasino 4:00 Close

11:00 Robot Wars Extreme 12:00 Top Gear: Polar Challenge 1:00 Top Gear 2:00 Robot Wars Extreme 3:00 Dragons’ Den 4:00 Full Circle with Michael Palin 5:00 Top Gear: Polar Challenge 6:00 Motorway Cops 7:00 Amazon with Bruce Parry 8:00 Top Gear 9:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 10:00 Argumental 10:40 Mock the Week 11:20 The Armstrong & Miller Show 12:00 Dave’s One Night Stand 1:00 Mock the Week 1:35 Dragons’ Den 2:25 TOTP2 3:00 Close

6:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open. 9:00 Live Golf The Nedbank Golf Challenge. 2:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 2:30 A League Football 3:00 Carling Cup Football 4:30 Football’s Greatest 5:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5:30 Premier League World 6:00 Carling Cup Football Special 7:00 Sky Sports News at Seven 7:30 Premier League World 8:00 The Rugby Club 9:00 Ringside 10:00 Carling Cup Football Special 11:00 Time of Our Lives 12:00 The Rugby Club 1:00 Live NFL Seattle Seahawks v Philadelphia Eagles (Kick-off 1.20am). The 13th round of fixtures gets under way with this NFC encounter at CenturyLink Field. 4:30 Premier League World 5:00 Live European Tour Golf The Hong Kong Open.

6:00 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand. 7:25 Live International One-Day Cricket Bangladesh v Pakistan. 3:30 Test Cricket 4:30 Golf 5:00 NFL: Total Access 6:00 European Tour Golf 8:00 Live PGA Tour Golf The Chevron World Challenge. Coverage of the opening day’s play at Sherwood Country Club in Thousand Oaks, California. 11:00 International One-Day Cricket 11:55 Live Test Cricket Australia v New Zealand.

DIY SOS: The Big Build 8.00pm on BBC One Nick Knowles is joined by Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen to build an extension for a woman whose son suffered a brain injury while playing rugby in 2009. The team recruits extra help from the community to construct a space so he can move as soon as possible.

Rev 9.00pm on BBC Two The church school is up for inspection and headmistress Ellie is sure they will pass will flying colours, thanks to inspirational new teacher Mr Feld. The only problem is, he is an atheist. Adam is understandably troubled, but he has another battle on his hands – he has signed up for an inter-faith football tournament.

Coronation Street 8.00pm on ITV1 Frank invites Sally to a meeting with a potential client. Sophie seeks comfort from Amber after arguing with Sian, and Gail is less than happy to learn about Nick’s love life.

11:00 The House of Mirth (PG) (1999) 1:55 None But the Brave (PG) (1965) Second World War adventure, starring Frank Sinatra. 4:00 Tora! Tora! Tora! (U) (1970) Fact-based Second World War drama, starring Martin Balsam. 6:50 Crocodile Dundee II (PG) (1988) Comedy adventure sequel, starring Paul Hogan.

9:00 Transformers (12) (2007) Sci-fi action adventure, starring Shia LaBeouf.

11:45 Heartbeats (15) (2010) 1:40 I Killed My Mother (15) (2009) Drama, starring Xavier Dolan. 3:50 Close

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What’s On & Where

by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

FRI 25 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Eisteddfod

21st - 30th Nov Monday 21 - Friday 25 November Drama, Saturday 26 November Drama, Gala Performance, Monday 28 - Wednesday 30 November French and Modern Languages, Jersey Arts Centre welcomes back through its doors the Jersey Eisteddfod. In 1908, a former Dean of Jersey who saw the event as a way of improving Islanders’ speech, presentation and musical standards, founded the Jersey Eisteddfod. Over one hundred years on, the event is still going strong and the standards are as high as ever • £2 a day • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

Dinner

7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 24th Dec A Vegas Christmas is an entirely new Show at The Pier Restaurant at the Havre des Pas Lido. The Dinner Cabaret includes a three course dinner with coffee, a spectacular show presented by international singer Adam Marks and his Showgirls, roulette tables with professional croupiers and dancing, plus your festive Christmas cracker and hat! • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec This new exhibition digs deeper into the recent archaeological excavations at Mont Orgueil Castle by Channel 4’s Time Team. Time Team arrived in Jersey in May 2010 and spent three days exploring the outer defences of the castle and looking for possible early buildings on the Castle Green.

• £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

Are You Free?

10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th Dec Take a stroll through the heart of St Helier and find out how it developed into the bustling multicultural town it is today. Even in the high speed, ready wrapped, virtual reality of the 21st century, there still are shops that have been serving islanders for generations • £10 • The Cenotaph, The Parade 853525

Late night Christmas shopping & dining At Durrell Wildlife Park

5pm - 8pm Friday 2nd, 9th, 16th December Come along and enjoy Café Firefly’s special Christmas menu with something for all tastes. After dinner you can browse for Christmas presents and receive a 15% discount on everything in our amazing new gift shop. Santa will also be in his grotto during these late night openings with Christmas music and other entertainment.

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A Desperate Journey Preview

10am - 10pm until 26th Nov Documenting the extraordinary journey of migrants fleeing poverty and risking everything to enter Honduras, Mexico and ultimately the USA, in the desperate hope of finding economic opportunity • TBA • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 • THEATRE •

Puppetry of the Penis 3D

8pm - 10.30pm, 25th & 26th Nov The astonishing & unforgettable ancient Australian art of genital origami ‘Puppetry Of The Penis’ is back with a BRAND NEW show, and this time in 3D. For the last dickade ‘Puppetry Of The Penis’ has broken all box office records Worldwide • £17.50 - £19.50 • Jersey Opera House 511115 jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

• MUSIC & GIGS • 5pm - 11pm Live Music & Buffet • FREE • Champions 888115

an international charity saving species from extinction

Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

• ACTIVITIES •

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec This exhibition looks at life in Jersey from the 1950s through to the end of the 1980s. From Island sport and events to toys, fashion, television and household products • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Jamie Boylan & DJ King

• FUNDRAISERS •

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec A group of local artists have taken on a shop in Cattle street (Minden Place end), to sell oil paintings watercolours drawings ect,20% of all the work sold will go to the National Trust. Artists Taking Part Include: Graham Tovey, Kathy Rondel, Diana Bowen, Joy Langdon Martin Bullivant, Brian Marr, Maureen Osborne, Norma Priddis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

• WALKS •

• EXHIBITIONS •

St Helier, The Old Quarter - Hidden Treasures Modern Guided Walk Masters Exhibition 10am - 12.30pm every Fri until 23rd Dec Literally, the old and ancient part of St Helier with surprises round every corner as we weave our way through the heart of this old town. Quaint, Jersey customs reveal a people of adventure who circumnavigated the world and travelled the oceans for wealth and fortune • £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ localdial.com

T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy Hours’

5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, Guitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge

Live Music At The Inn

6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music

by Bossa Basseline • FREE • The 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec The Inn 722239 exhibition comprises of the private collections of local art collectors Glen Cowie and includes paintings, drawings 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • and sculptures by twentieth Chambers 735405 century artistic giants such as Pablo Picasso, Fernand Léger, Henri Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar Matisse, Roy Lichtenstein and 7pm From the energy & excitement Henry Moore • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie...

Museum 633300 to the cool of Miles Davis by the, Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon

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727521 bwjazz.co.uk

Squires Karaoke

The National Trust for Jersey FREE • St Andrew’s Church Hall reaching the semi-final of the 510349 jerseyhospicecare.com 2011 Montreux Jazz Competition, - Georgian House Museum

10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th 7.30pm - 11pm every Fri The New Dec The long-awaited opening Squires, The best karaoke in town • of this meticulously restored FREE • Squires Pub 730510 and furnished Georgian town house, built circa 1730. Take the Electric Blues Band opportunity to step back in time to 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note see how the Jersey gentry lived in Regency times, brought to life Little Big Band through the sounds, smells and 8pm Live Music • FREE • The costumes of the era. The National Ha’penny Bridge 733793 Trust shop offers a unique range of well priced and carefully sourced Back Beat items that are perfect for Christmas 8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty • £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, O’Shea’s 887964 FREE under 10yrs • 16 New Street, National Trust for Jersey 483193

Keith Robinson

9pm Live Music • FREE • Tanguys St John’s Primary School Bar Christmas Fayre Rood Mood 2.30pm - 5pm Santa’s Grotto, 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Jules & Ali’s Cafe, lots of tempting Chambers 735405 stalls, fab Children’s Zone with face painting, disco and ‘beauty room’, Chocolate Tombola, Raffle and much more! • FREE • St John’s Primary School

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• COMMUNITY EVENTS • Eisteddfod

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

Dinner

21st - 30th Nov See Friday 25th 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until synopsis • £2 a day • Jersey Arts 24th Dec See Friday 25th Synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Centre 700444 Bathing Pool, 280159

Christmas Fayre

10am - 12pm Delicious Home Baking, Bottle Stall, Bric a Brac and Re-Cycled Gifts, CDs, DVDs, Computer Games, Christmas Cards and Wrapping paper, Lucky Dip, Raffle (Hamper),Raffle (Christmas Cake), Teas/coffees • FREE • St Columba’s Church Hall, Midvale Road 506948 or 730047

Jersey Farm & Craft Market

10am - 1.30pm See the best in local produce at a number of organic stalls, including locally made arts and crafts and musical entertainment • FREE • St Brelade Parish Hall 853395

St Peter’s Indoor Market

9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat All sorts of goodies and treasures for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Parish Hall

Antiques Fair

10am - 5pm Come and browse this comprehensive and extensive selection of antiques and collectables under one roof • FREE • Radisson Blu Waterfront Hotel 07797 777709

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performing for Quincy Jones •

Buy a Landscape, Save our £42.50 • Radisson Blu Waterfront Landscape Hotel 671100

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Four Seasons by Candlelight Street (Minden Place End) 8pm A sublime evening of classic baroque favourites performed by • EXHIBITIONS • candlelight. The European Festival Baroque Orchestra, dressed in Hidden Treasures Modern period costume, will perform the Masters Exhibition most beautiful melodies from 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, Pachelbel’s Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Canon in D, Bach’s Air on a G-string Jersey Museum 633300 to Handel’s Arrival of the Queen of Sheba • £20 - £30 • Gloucester Hall, All Our Yesterdays, Fort Regent 449827

The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Pro Bono Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note Jersey Museum 633300

A Desperate Journey Preview

• WALKS •

Ross Hunter Seabed exploration at Icho 9pm Live Music • FREE • Tanguys Bar Tower 11.45am - 2.45pm Discover the The Lockout

• MUSIC & GIGS •

9.30am - 11.30am every Sat until 3rd Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • Sarah Ellen Hughes Jazz £85 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Dinner

• FUNDRAISERS • Christmas Bazaar

10am - 4pm Visit Santa, Christmas cards and gifts, children’s toys and games, Christmas cakes by SugarArt, Produce, lunches and refreshments and much more! •

8pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • The Ha’penny Bridge 733793

10am - 10pm until 26th Nov See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Jer- Run for Cover sey Arts Centre 700444 8pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964

magic marine world of sea anemones and lobsters, sea weed and ra• ACTIVITIES • zor clams on a guided “moonwalk“ to the Napoleonic watch tower off Time Team At Mont Orgueil Le Hocq Point. Expect to get your 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See feet wet – maybe up to your knees Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • – whilst you explore rockpools between the granite outcrops and Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 beautifully wave sculptured sand plains • £7.25 - £14.50 • DeparFish “n” Beads Christmas 10.30am - 5pm, 26th & 27th Nov ture point on booking, Jersey Walk Fish”n” Beads Creative Christmas Adventures 07797 853033 jerseygifts, make bespoke jewellery for walkadventures.co.uk your friends or a personalized sign, • THEATRE • There will be Mulled wine , Funky local art,wooden toys,and much more • FREE • Fish “n” Beads, St Puppertry of the Penis 3D 8pm - 10.30pm, 25th & 26th Nov Brelade 742348 See Friday 25th synopsis • £17.50 • CLASSES • £19.50 • Jersey Opera House 511115 jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

Artful Doodlers

Pioneers

11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

SUN 27 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Eisteddfod

21st - 30th Nov See Friday 25th synopsis • £2 a day • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Bikes.je Morning Coffee & Breakfast Meeting

8am every Sun Meet like minded bikers for Coffee and a chat.

Everyone welcome • FREE • The Kiosk, Victoria Avenue

• FUNDRAISERS • Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

7.30pm Award-winning jazz singer Sarah Ellen Hughes visits Jersey for a sophisticated evening of • ACTIVITIES • jazz with her trio. Still only in her 20s, Sarah has already gained Time Team At Mont Orgueil International recognition, winning 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See the 2010 International Jazz Singing Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Competition “Jazz Voices,” and

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Santa is coming

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Starting at 11am at Weighbridge Square on a route through town you might see him there.

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Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 Steve Davies Christmas rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk Exhibition Fish “n” Beads Christmas 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ 10.30am - 5pm, 26th & 27th Nov Gaby white drawings by Steve Davies • See Saturday 26th synopsis • FREE 9pm Live Music • FREE • Tanguys Bar FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall • Fish “n” Beads, St Brelade 742348 Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

• WALKS •

MON 28

Behind Enemy Lines - Guided Walk

• COMMUNITY EVENTS •

10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until 18th Dec How it began and why Jersey was late for the liberation.

An exploration of Jersey’s War-Time Occupation visiting the War cemetery and the lonely grave. Stories of heroism and collaboration. Who made the deciding factors to many German commands? Stories of prisoners and escapees. Was Churchill right in not defending the Islands?

And, not forgetting, Jersey’s own ‘Dunkirk • £8 • Howard Davis Park Front Entrance, petewebb@localdial.com

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• EXHIBITIONS • Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

• MUSIC & GIGS • The Reasons

6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

Rockabye

7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964 7.30pm every Sun (Subject to

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10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Eisteddfod

21st - 30th Nov See Friday 25th Hidden Treasures Modern synopsis • £2 a day • Jersey Arts Masters Exhibition 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Centre 700444 Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 • ACTIVITIES •

• MUSIC & GIGS •

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Acoustic Club 8.30pm Live music • FREE • The Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 Ha’penny Bridge 733793

• WALKS •

Frank Tausney

A History & Celebration - Guided Walk

Seymour 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until

12.30pm - 3.30pm Take a guided „moonwalk“ across the seabed to the old watch tower off the south eastern corner of Jersey. Expect to get your feet wet – maybe up to your knees – as you discover the marine life in this unique area with the third highest tidal range in the world! • £7.25 - £14.50 • Departure point on booking, Jersey Walk Adventures 07797 853033 jerseywalkadventures.co.uk

Open Mic

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

12th Dec Discover how the town of St Helier grew from a handful of fishermen’s huts to its present position as the home of a major international finance centre.

Amongst the places we visit are the Town Church, the Royal Square and the Victorian covered markets.

Find out how St Helier evolved into the bustling multi-cultural place it is today. Booking Required • £10 • Liberation Square 853525

11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

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Tournaments. Booking Required • £10 • Gorey Bus Terminus 853525

Forever Autumn Guided Walk

10.45am - 1.15pm every Tues until 20th Dec A walk in autumn and winter as the dewy morning meadows add mystery to nature.

Explore the valleys and pastures and wooded cotils; smell and touch Jersey’s nature in deep, glorious countryside. Pink, Jersey granite farmhouses take you back to yesteryear, and bygone memories, as bubbling brooks meander the valley bottoms adding soft sounds and contentment to this beautiful walk • £8 • St Lawrence Church petewebb@localdial.com

• EXHIBITIONS • Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec For four years, Google Maps has been capturing the world’s highways and byways and, in the process, a lot more Eisteddfod besides, including: people leaving 21st - 30th Nov See Friday 25th strip shows, picking their noses, synopsis • £2 a day • Jersey Arts urinating and much more... Mishka Centre 700444 Henner sifted through 2,500 Google map images – cropped them, tweaked • ACTIVITIES • the colour and zoomed in to a variety Time Team At Mont Orgueil of shots of what appear to be women Key to the Quay - Guided 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See soliciting sex in liminal, post industrial and rural settings – to create this Walk Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • exquisite collection of photographs • 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 19th Dec Much old and much new from the millionaire’s yacht marina The Jersey Scrabble Club to the amazing Castle Quay develop- 7pm every Tues The first three All Our Yesterdays, ment. The Albert Pier has the RNLI visits are free and we welcome The People’s Exhibition lifeboat afloat and the nearby Hyper- players of all abilities • £3 • 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See baric Treatment Centre. Interesting Windsor House, Val Plaant, Anne Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 harbour furniture includes the signal 730409 apasturel@live.co.uk stones, ships’ benches, Beaufort scale Hidden Treasures Modern • WALKS • plaques, steam clock: Maritime MuMasters Exhibition seum, a new £m harbour walk, 19th 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See century shipbuilding • £8 • Jersey The Story Of Gorey Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Tourism, petewebb@localdial.com Guided Walk Jersey Museum 633300 10.30am - 1pm every Tues until • FUNDRAISERS • 13th Dec Explore Gorey, a cheerful • FUNDRAISERS • assortment of small businesses, Buy a Landscape, Save our restaurants and hotels set in a Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape labyrinth of tiny lanes, and shaped 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See by a history that stretches from the Landscape Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Neolithic Period to the present day. 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End) Hear about the oyster fishing boom, Street (Minden Place End) how the castle was captured by • EXHIBITIONS • treachery, and how local boy, Harry Late Night Shopping at The Vardon, won six British Open Golf

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6pm - 8pm The Hospice Shops in St Helier and St Ouen will be opening extra hours so you can find that perfect Christmas present! St Ouen: 8th, 15th, 22nd, 29th Nov & 6th Dec. St Helier: 11th, 15th, 18th & 22nd Dec • FREE • The Hospice Shops, St Ouen & St Helier

• MUSIC & GIGS • Karaoke

to visit the beauty and wealth of the Island, not only of the present, but way back to medieval times. Not only monetary wealth, but a wealth of beauty as we explore meandering country-paths and byways to vistas of extraordinary seascapes • £8 • Oyster Box, St Brelade’s Bay petewabb@ localdial.com

A View Of St Aubin

10.30am - 1pm every Wed until 8pm every Tues Live Karaoke 14th Dec Take a stroll around St (Subject to Change) • FREE • Aubin, once the commercial heart Chambers 735405 of Jersey. Hear about merchants, benefactors, privateers and George & Pete, fishermen. Find out how the village Jazz With A Tune grew, the coming of the first island 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Weds bus service and the railway • £10 • Live Music • FREE • Blue Note St Brelade Parish Hall 853525

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• EXHIBITIONS • Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • Eisteddfod 21st - 30th Nov See Friday 25th FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall synopsis • £2 a day • Jersey Arts No Man’s Land: Exhibition Centre 700444 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • St Peter’s Indoor Market 9am - 3pm every Wed & Sat All Jersey Arts Centre 700444

sorts of goodies and treasures forsale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition Parish Hall 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • • ACTIVITIES • Jersey Museum 633300

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Hidden Treasures Modern Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Masters Exhibition 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 • FUNDRAISERS •

Buy a Landscape, Save our Landscape

3D Pregnancy Scanning Now available in Jersey

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Allergy Testing 10% OFF

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• CLASSES •

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Digital SLR Photography Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Intermediate Level 10am - 12pm, every wed until 7th Street (Minden Place End) Dec This course is ideal for photographers who have a sound knowl• WALKS • edge of basic photography or have attended Colin Cruickshank’s beginA Brief Walk In Time 10am every Wed A gentle 1.5 ners course. It’s designed to enable hour walk from the JAAC (Jersey you to get the most from your camAdventure and Activity Centre) era • £47.50 - £50 • Phillips Street, around the Faldouet area of St Jersey Arts Centre 700444 Martin with Jeremy Mutter • £5 • JAAC, Haute de la Garenne, St Martin Jersey Adventures 498636

‘Peek-a-Boo’

Repair/Remodel Your Clothes

5.30pm - 7pm every Wed Use your Rags to Riches - Guided lunch hours profitably and get ready for your holiday! Come and learn Walk 10am - 12.30pm every Wednes- essential phrases and vocabulary day until 21st Dec We travel west for shopping, travel, hotel bookings, eating out and much more. No

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Brazilian Blow Dry Now £120 instead of £170 with

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previous knowledge of Spanish is required • £14 • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 claire.rondel@hotmail.co.uk

Sewing Club

4.15pm - 5.15pm every Wed Children’s workshop run by a Qualified Teacher. Students will make a recycled beanbag. Creating their own graphics and learning sewing machine skills. Sewing machines supplied • £30 for 3 Sessions • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 claire. rondel@hotmail.co.uk • MUSIC & GIGS •

Christmas Crooners

Fête dé Noué, which translates from the local Jersey Norman-French language as ‘Christmas Festival’, is now in its 12th year and animates the Island with a full programme of activities over the festive season • FREE • Various Locations 448877 jersey.com/christmas

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

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1st - 11th Dec What’s on your Christmas list? A fairy-tale market? A Christmassy Film Festival?

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8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Heritage Big Advent Jersey Museum 633300

Calendar

1st - 24th Dec Every day a door opens on a Big Advent Calendar in the Jersey Museum courtyard • FREE • Jersey Museum Courtyard 633300

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

Spirit of Christmas Market

Dreams & Meditations Exhibition

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec the Spirit of Christmas market is filled with beautifully decorated Christmas chalets where local craft workers will be selling gifts and decorations. As you tick off your Christmas wish list, warm up with mulled cider, coffee and cupcakes or delicious hot food. Visiting Street Theatre will help to put you in the Christmas mood! • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/christmas

8pm Now in its sixth year “Christmas Crooners” features many of the Christmas favourites of Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole and Ol’ blue eyes himself, Frank Sinatra. A fantastic cast of West-End Singers, backed by the superb and talented Jazz All-Stars, perform over 30 well known Christmas hits including “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”, “Little Drummer Boy”, “White La Fête dé Noué - Launch Christmas” • £16 - £22 • Jersey Lighting up the Christmas Opera House 511115 Tree 6pm - 8pm Let there be light…

• MUSIC & GIGS • From Christmas past to Christmas present - It’s time to launch the George & Pete, festivities with the lighting of the Jazz With A Tune town’s Christmas trees. The evening 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Wed begins in historic Royal Square, Live Music • FREE • Blue Note surrounded by its traditional architecture, as the lights on the old The Reminders chestnut trees are illuminated.

11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Then it’s on to St Helier’s newest Chambers 735405 open space, Weighbridge Place, to see the modern ‘tree’ of glowing spheres come to life from within the heart of The Spirit of Christmas Market. A firework display brings the evening’s festivities to a close • • ACTIVITIES • FREE • Royal Square 448877 jersey.

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THURS 1

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

5pm - 9pm An art exhibition by Charlene Hickey at The Ommaroo Hotel, a beautiful family run Victorian seafront hotel, currently going under some exciting refurbishment.

Gather in the seafront sunroom for a glass of wine and a few nibbles and take a wonder into the grand reception, through to the cosy lounge and down to the bar, where Charlotte’s art will be hanging in various spaces, so you can explore the hotel while you browse the paintings!

• FREE • Ommaroo Hotel 078299 91550

group feedback • £85 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

• MUSIC & GIGS • Music Concert

8pm - 10pm Enjoy this great concert series with both visiting and local artists. Free entry with a retiring collection • FREE • Georgetown Methodist Church 853989

Alessandro Taverna

8pm As well as his performances with the London Philharmonic and Hallé orchestras, Italian pianist Alessandro Taverna has worked with the Minnesota Orchestra, the Chamber Orchestra Kremlin and the Salem Chamber Orchestra • £12 £19 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Suzy’s Field

11pm every Thurs (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

FRI 2 • COMMUNITY EVENTS • La Fête dé Noué

1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • Various Locations 448877 jersey.com/christmas

• FUNDRAISERS • Buy a Landscape, Save our Spirit of Christmas Market Landscape 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

• WALKS •

Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Vegas Christmas Dinner St Mary’s Devil - Guided Cabaret Walk 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until

11am - 1.15pm every Thurs until 22nd Dec St. Mary’s Parish is a peaceful and quiet place balanced on the edge of two-hundred foot high cliffs.

Easy walking across farmland and footpaths to discover the granite cliffs of the north. Stories of the ‘jersey’ jumper unfold to the six-horned Viking sheep Vegas Christmas Dinner • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, Cabaret petewebb@localdial.com 7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until • CLASSES • 24th Dec See Friday 25th Synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159 Afternoon Painting 1.30pm - 3.30pm every Thurs • EXHIBITIONS • until 24th Nov For those people who enjoy painting a variety of Steve Davies Christmas different subjects in an exciting and Exhibition expressive way. Using oils, acrylics, 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ gou’che or watercolour, you will be white drawings by Steve Davies • able to develop your own artistic FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall style whilst also gaining tutor and

24th Dec See Friday 25th Synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

• ACTIVITIES • Time Team At Mont Orgueil

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300

Christmas Party Nights with ABBALOO

7pm -1am, 2nd, 9th & 10th Dec Party the night away with our brilliant ABBA tribute band and dance to the big tunes of our DJ until 1am. Dress up in your funkiest festive fancy dress and come and join the best Christmas Party on the island. Tickets include a delicious

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Christmas menu with coffee and mince pies, party bags, Christmas crackers and free parking • £39.50 • Merton Hotel 724231

Essence of Ireland - Bigger Live Jazz @ Roberto’s Bar Rood Mood and Better 5 star Irish Music 7pm From the energy & excitement 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE •

8pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec Now with their biggest and most talented cast of Dancers, Singers, and Musicians, • FUNDRAISERS • Essence of Ireland combines breathtaking dance routines with Buy a Landscape, Save our the very best of Irish music, a touch Landscape of Irish craic, all cleverly woven 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See into a heart-warming tale • £14 Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle £24 • Jersey Opera House 511115 Street (Minden Place End) jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

• WALKS •

• MUSIC & GIGS •

of Charlie Parker & Dizzy Gillespie... Chambers 735405 to the cool of Miles Davis by the, Brian White Jazz Quartet • FREE • 7pm The Savoy, Rouge Bouillon 727521 bwjazz.co.uk

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• COMMUNITY EVENTS •

Squires Karaoke

7.30pm - 11pm every Fri The New La Fête dé Noué Squires, The best karaoke in town • 1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st FREE • Squires Pub 730510 synopsis • FREE • Various Locations 448877 jersey.com/christmas

Electric Blues Band

8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note St Peter’s Indoor Market 9am - 3pm every Weds & Sat All sorts of goodies and treasures for-sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Parish Hall

St Helier, The Old Quarter - Jamie Boylan & DJ King Guided Walk 5pm - 11pm Live Music & Buffet • Little Big Band 10am - 12.30pm every Fri until 23rd Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £8 • Liberation Square petewebb@ localdial.com

Spirit of Christmas Market

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weighbridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ christmas

Are You Free?

10.30am - 1pm, every Fri until 16th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £10 • The Cenotaph, The Parade 853525

• EXHIBITIONS •

The National Trust for Jersey - Georgian House Museum

Steve Davies Christmas Exhibition

10am - 5pm every Sat until 17th Dec See Saturday 26th synopsis • £5: Adults, £2: 10yrs-18yrs, FREE under 10yrs • 16 New Street, National Trust for Jersey 483193

28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

Creative Christmas

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 • THEATRE •

At Parade Gardens from

9th December at 5pmto 8th January 2012

12pm - 6pm Kick- start Christmas festivities at this crafty event.

Children can make fantastic decorations, cards and gifts in the craft workshop. There’ll be a visit from Santa, mulled wine and mince pies and a 20% discount for all members on everything in the museum gift shop • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Jersey Museum 633300 jersey.com/christmas

In association with

Closed Christmas Day

Open from 10am to 10pm Adults £7 Children £6 Family (2+2/1+3) £22

www.iceskatejersey.co.uk FREE • Champions 888115

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 8pm Live Music • FREE • The 24th Dec See Friday 25th SynopHa’penny Bridge 733793 sis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

T.F.I.Fridays - ‘The Happy Liz Robinson School of Hours’ Back Beat Dancing: Christmas Jubilee 5pm - 10pm Open Mic - Singers, 8.30pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty 2.30pm & 7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd Liz Robinson School of Dancing proudly presents its annual Christmas show Christmas Jubilee. Over 100 students, with an age range from 6-18 years, take part in ballet, modern, tap, jazz, contemporary and singing routines. Kick off those winter blues and join us for this dance extravaganza! • £9 - £15 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Guitarists, MCs, Poets, Everyone O’Shea’s 887964 Welcome • FREE • Live Lounge

Live Music At The Inn

Dinner

• FUNDRAISERS •

Buy a Landscape, Save our An Evening with Mr. Nice - Landscape Howard Marks 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See

6pm - 9pm FREE Tapas, Live music 10pm - 2am A man that has gone

by Bossa Basseline • FREE • The on to become a best-selling author, Inn 722239 stand-up comic, film star, DJ and political activist. With one of the Glen Cowie most entertaining live shows you 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • are ever likely to see • £12 - £15 • Chambers 735405 Live Lounge 725256

Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End) • THEATRE •

Liz Robinson School of Dancing: Christmas Jubilee 2.30pm & 7.30pm, 2nd & 3rd See

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Friday 2nd synopsis • £9 - £15 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Essence of Ireland - Bigger and Better 5 star Irish Music

8pm, 2nd & 3rd Dec See Friday 2nd synopsis • £14 - £24 • Jersey Opera House 511115 jerseyoperahouse. co.uk

• ACTIVITIES •

11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405

ed Walk

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10.30am - 1.30pm every Sun until 18th Dec See Sunday 27th synopsis • £8 • Howard Davis Park Front Entrance, petewebb@localdial.com

ish off its Diamond Jubilee year in style, this December Beaulieu is proud to present an amateur production of The Sound of Music • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

• COMMUNITY EVENTS •

• EXHIBITIONS •

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La Fête dé Noué

Steve Davies Christmas

Time Team At Mont Orgueil

Rockabye

Seasonal St Aubin - Guided Walk

10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See 1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st Exhibition synopsis • FREE • Various Locations 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Time Team At Mont Orgueil 448877 jersey.com/christmas white drawings by Steve Davies • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall • FUNDRAISERS • Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Bikes.je Morning Coffee Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 No Man’s Land: Exhibition & Breakfast Meeting 8am every Sun Meet like minded 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Buy a Landscape, Save our Belly Dancing Lessons bikers for Coffee and a chat. Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • Landscape TBA, 3rd & 4th Dec Learn how Everyone welcome • FREE • The Jersey Arts Centre 700444 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See to Belly Dance, Over night stays Kiosk, Victoria Avenue Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle available • £15 - £30 • The Mayfair Street (Minden Place End) Hidden Treasures Modern Hotel, St Saviours Road Masters Exhibition Spirit of Christmas Market • WALKS • 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See • CLASSES • Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • A History & Celebration Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weigh- Jersey Museum 633300 Artful Doodlers - Guided Walk bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ 9.30am - 11.30am every Sat until christmas 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until All Our Yesterdays, 3rd Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • 12th Dec See Monday 28th synopsis The People’s Exhibition £85 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See • £10 • Liberation Square 853525 Vintage and Arts Fair 11am - 5pm The fair will include Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • • EXHIBITIONS • Key to the Quay - Guided vintage fashion, antiques, linen, Jersey Museum 633300 Walk homeware, tea and cakes, and art • MUSIC & GIGS • Steve Davies Christmas 10.30am - 1pm every Mon until inspired by the past. St. James Exhibition 19th Dec See Monday 28th synopsis provides an ideal venue, perfectly 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ suited to this type of event • FREE • The Reasons • £8 • Jersey Tourism, petewebb@ white drawings by Steve Davies • Jersey Arts Centre 700444 6pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • localdial.com FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall Chambers 735405

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

• ACTIVITIES •

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Time Team At Mont Orgueil 7pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See O’Shea’s 887964 Jersey Arts Centre 700444 Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Open Mic Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 Hidden Treasures Modern 7.30pm every Sun (Subject to Masters Exhibition Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 • FUNDRAISERS • 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See rick@rickjonesmusic.co.uk Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Buy a Landscape, Save our Jersey Museum 633300 Landscape

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle Street (Minden Place End)

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Santa Run (walk or jog!)

Jersey Museum 633300 10.30am A Fantastic Festive Fun Run in Jersey is looking for as many • MUSIC & GIGS • entries as possible to make the red sea of Santa’s something not to be Pro Bono missed. We are looking for people 8pm Live Music • FREE • Blue Note of all ages, shapes and sizes to come together for a community Pioneers event to get us all in the Christmas 8pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • Spirit. In aid of Jersey Women’s The Ha’penny Bridge 733793 Refuge • £10 • The Freedom Tree outside Radisson to the Burger Bar Run for Cover and back.

8pm Live Music • FREE • Kitty O’Shea’s 887964 • WALKS •

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2pm - 4.30pm Head up the winding lanes of this pretty harbour town to see stunning views across the bay and hear the history of the old town as you walk atop the cobblestones of the picturesque High Street, leading to woodlands overlooking Mont Plaisir • FREE • The Old Court House Inn 448877

Evening Ghost Walks

7pm - 8.30pm, 5th & 7th Dec A spine-chilling evening discovering ghostly stories of Jersey’s sinister La Fête dé Noué past as you embark on a nerve-jan1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st gling journey through one of the dissynopsis • FREE • Various Locations turbingly dark corners of the island. • 448877 jersey.com/christmas £7 • Jersey Tourism 448877

• COMMUNITY EVENTS •

Spirit of Christmas Market

• EXHIBITIONS •

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As Steve Davies Christmas Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighExhibition bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ christmas white drawings by Steve Davies • FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall

The Sound of Music

7.30pm, 5th - 9th During 2011, No Man’s Land: Exhibition Beaulieu has been celebrating its 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Diamond Jubilee - 60 years since Behind Enemy Lines - Guid- the school opened in 1951. To fin- Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE •

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Jersey Arts Centre 700444

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

players of all abilities • £3 • Windsor House, Val Plaant, Anne 730409 apasturel@live.co.uk

• WALKS • 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300 The Story Of Gorey Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

Guided Walk

St Helier and St Ouen will be open- Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 ing extra hours so you can find that perfect Christmas present! St Ouen: • WALKS • 8th, 15th, 22nd, 29th Nov & 6th Dec. St Helier: 11th, 15th, 18th & 22nd Dec • FREE • The Hospice Shops, St A Brief Walk In Time Ouen & St Helier 10am every Wed See Wednesday 30th synopsis • £5 • JAAC, Haute • THEATRE • de la Garenne, St Martin Jersey Adventures 498636

10.30am - 1pm every Tues until 13th Dec See Tuesday 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 29th synopsis • £10 • Gorey Bus Ed Byrne: Crowd Pleaser Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Terminus 853525 8pm, 6th & 7th Exploring subjects Jersey Museum 633300 and situations Ed finds frustratingly Walking Up A Appetite for maddening Crowd Pleaser, is a hilar• MUSIC & GIGS • Christmas 0 Guided Walk ious insight into Ed’s life. Continuing 10.30am - 1pm Enjoy a walk around his quest to turn into a grumpy old Acoustic Club Gorey Village and over the hill taking man, whether he is talking about 8.30pm Live music • FREE • The in views of Mont Orgueil Castle and his cat, cake, religion or potential Ha’penny Bridge 733793 the harbour. Prepare the mind for fatherhood, Ed is always certain to inspirational shopping - or just tuck deliver the laughs in abundance • Frank Tausney in to delicious refreshments to give £20 • Jersey Opera House 511115 11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • you strength to face the festive • MUSIC & GIGS • Chambers 735405 season • FREE • Jersey Pottery, Gorey Village 448877

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Forever Autumn Guided Walk

Karaoke

Rags to Riches - Guided Walk

10am - 12.30pm every Wednesday until 21st Dec See Wednesday 30th synopsis • £8 • Oyster Box, St Brelade’s Bay petewabb@localdial. com

A View Of St Aubin

10.30am - 1pm every Wed until 14th Dec See Wednesday 30th synopsis • £10 • St Brelade Parish Hall 853525

8pm every Tues Live Karaoke ‘Here We Come A-Wassail(Subject to Change) • FREE • ing’ - Guided Walk 10.45am - 1.15pm every Tues Chambers 735405 10.30am - 1pm Walk through • COMMUNITY EVENTS • until 20th Dec See Tuesday 29th winding lanes to The National synopsis • £8 • St Lawrence Church George & Pete, Trust’s headquarters at The La Fête dé Noué Jazz With A Tune Elms, to discover the mid-winter 1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st petewebb@localdial.com 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Weds traditions associated with apples synopsis • FREE • Various Locations • EXHIBITIONS • Live Music • FREE • Blue Note and orchards. Visit the pressoir or 448877 jersey.com/christmas Cider-Press House for seasonal Steve Davies Christmas refreshments before returning to the Spirit of Christmas Market Parish Church • FREE • St Mary’s 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Exhibition Church 448877 Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ • COMMUNITY EVENTS • Part of La Fête dé Noué, Weigh- white drawings by Steve Davies • • EXHIBITIONS • bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall christmas La Fête dé Noué No Man’s Land: Exhibition 1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st Steve Davies Christmas 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See synopsis • FREE • Various Locations Exhibition Soup Kitchen 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ 11am - 2pm Soup of every flavour Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • 448877 jersey.com/christmas white drawings by Steve Davies • is on the menu today as various res- Jersey Arts Centre 700444 FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall taurants cook up to raise money for Spirit of Christmas Market

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a local charity with a minimum donation of £2.50 per soup. There will be a selection of over thirty soups to choose from , together with buttered French bread • £2.50 • Royal Square

The Sound of Music

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighFriday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ Jersey Museum 633300 christmas

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

St Peter’s Indoor Market

9am - 3pm every Wed & Sat All 7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See sorts of goodies and treasures forsynopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • sale • FREE • Behind St Peter’s Jersey Museum 633300 Centre 700444 Parish Hall

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The Sound of Music

No Man’s Land: Exhibition

8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

All Our Yesterdays, The People’s Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Museum 633300

Hidden Treasures Modern

7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th Masters Exhibition Time Team At Mont Orgueil Buy a Landscape, Save our synopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts 10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Landscape Centre 700444 Jersey Museum 633300 Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle • ACTIVITIES • Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 • FUNDRAISERS • Street (Minden Place End)

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Time Team At Mont Orgueil

7pm every Tues The first three Late Night Shopping at The 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See Buy a Landscape, Save our visits are free and we welcome Hospice Shops Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • Landscape 6pm - 8pm The Hospice Shops in 10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See

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Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle 1st - 11th Dec See Thursday 1st Part of La Fête dé Noué, WeighStreet (Minden Place End) synopsis • FREE • Various Locations bridge Place 448877 jersey.com/ 448877 jersey.com/christmas christmas • THEATRE •

Ed Byrne: Crowd Pleaser

A Night At The Museum

10am - 8pm The Museum will open 8pm, 6th & 7th See Tuesday 6th until 8pm and don’t forget your synopsis • £20 • Jersey Opera Christmas shopping. The gift shop, House 511115 is full of unique gift ideas and quirky stocking fillers and there is 20% dis• CLASSES • count for all members in December.

Enjoy lunch, dinner or just a coffee Digital SLR Photography or snack in the Merchant House Intermediate Level Brasserie and members receive 10am - 12pm, every wed until 7th 10% discount • £4.50 - £8 • Jersey Dec See Wednesday 30th synopsis • Museum 633300 jerseyheritage.org £47.50 - £50 • Phillips Street, Jersey Arts Centre 700444

Vegas Christmas Cabaret

Hidden Treasures Modern Masters Exhibition

10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Dinner Jersey Museum 633300

7pm - 1am, Thurs, Fri & Sat until 24th Dec See Friday 25th Synopsis • £30 • The Pier, Harve des Pas Bathing Pool, 280159

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10am - 4.30pm until 18th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • TBA • Cattle 7.30pm, 5th - 9th See Monday 5th Street (Minden Place End) synopsis • £7 -£10 • Jersey Arts • WALKS • Centre 700444

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The Holly and The Ivy - Guided Walk 10.45am - 1.15pm Discover Country Ways at Christmas with a visit to the Parish Church and the Parish Hall followed by a walk through some sheltered lanes in the pretty parish of St Lawrence, returning in time for refreshments at the local pub • FREE • St Lawrence Church 448877

Repair/Remodel Your Clothes

5.30pm - 7pm every Wed See Wednesday 30th synopsis • £14 • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted

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Sewing Club

St Mary’s Devil - Guided Walk

4.15pm - 5.15pm every Wed See Wednesday 30th synopsis • £30 for 3 Sessions • The Bridge, Le Geyt Rd, St Saviour, Hosted by The Salvage Lounge 077977 57178 claire.rondel@hotmail.co.uk

11am - 1.15pm every Thurs until 22nd Dec See Thursday 31st synopsis • £8 • La Mare Wine Estate car park, petewebb@localdial.com

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La Ronde Concert Band

5.30pm - 7.30pm every Thurs until 8th Dec See Thursday 31st synopsis • £50 • Jersey Arts Centre 700444

7.30pm La Ronde Concert Band and Jersey Island Singers are giving a Concert. retiring collection will be taken for The Connétable Nominated Parish Charity Funds • FREE • Town Hall 811821

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George & Pete, Jazz With A Tune

TBA Jamie Cullum burst onto the jazz scene in 2003 with his album 9pm - 11pm every Tues & Wed Twentysomething which went platiLive Music • FREE • Blue Note num and became the No. 1 selling studio album by a jazz artist in the The Reminders UK. He has since released two fur11pm (Subject to Change) • FREE • ther studio albums, won Artist of Chambers 735405 ‘Lé Marchi Nouormand’ Nor- Steve Davies Christmas the Year at the BBC Jazz Awards man French Market Exhibition and been nominated for three BRIT 10am - 8pm, until 11th Breathe in 28th Nov - 31st Dec Original black/ Awards, a Grammy and a Golden the sights and smells of Normandy white drawings by Steve Davies • Globe. Tickets include drinks recepwith everything from home made FREE • Jersey Airport Arrivals Hall tion and three course dinner with crêpes and biscuits to cônfit and wine • £125 - £300 • Hotel De • ACTIVITIES • cider. Soak in the al fresco atmo- No Man’s Land: Exhibition France 0845 1770181, justjersey.je Time Team At Mont Orgueil sphere as you browse our visiting 8am - 8pm until 10th Dec See 10am - 6pm until 31st Dec See traditional Norman French market. • Tuesday 29th synopsis • FREE • Suzy’s Field 11pm every Thurs (Subject to Friday 25th synopsis • £6 - £10 • FREE • As Part of La Fête dé Noué, Jersey Arts Centre 700444 Royal Square 448877 jersey.com/ Change) • FREE • Chambers 735405 Mont Orgueil Castle 633300 christmas All Our Yesterdays,

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10am - 5pm until 31st Dec See 10am - 8pm, until 11th Dec See Friday 25th synopsis • £4.50 - £8 • Thursday 1st synopsis • FREE • As Jersey Museum 633300

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Property Search over 3,400 properties from 39 agents and see open viewing times, directions & maps every week at JerseyWeekly.com/property

Weekly Bulletin The Mortgage Shop follows the market on a daily basis and is always able to advise on the best rates and deals that are available from all lenders offering mortgages in Jersey.

Bank of England Base Rate remains at 0.50% and with all signs that the British economy will continue to be flat for the forseeable future, this rate is unlikely to increase for a number of months to come.

The latest Jersey House Price Index figures show that the average price of all property sold in the past twelve months is now 4% lower than for the same period in 2010. In the past quarter, prices have fallen 5% from the previous quarter. This clearly shows that more realistic prices are being applied to property across the board, so creating great opportunities for anybody who is looking to buy.

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“Our Business is Your Success”

EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a wellconsidered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

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EARLIER THIS YEAR, Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a well-considered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part. This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has eveloped a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

Led by research data, Hawksford has developed a series of sub-brand identities to ensure that both clients and intermediaries alike have a clear understanding of the comprehensive range of services and bespoke services the business offers. These include Hawksford Fiduciary, Hawksford Law, Hawksford Family Office, Hawksford Wills and Probate, Hawksford Funds, Hawksford Employee Solutions, Hawksford Media and Sports, Hawksford Advisory, Hawksford Succession Planning and the company’s Swiss offering, L-S&S GmbH. As users browse through the site, the colours and brand images change, dependent on which of these sub-brand areas the page resides in. This clear navigation makes using the site to find out key information incredibly easy, even for those who know little about Hawksford when landing on the home page.

Also featured within the site is a full database of all of the 130 staff at Hawksford, giving an in depth look into their roles and responsibilities, as well as an insight into their interests and hobbies outside of work.

The corporate brand imagery Hawksford uses throughout the site is intended to be refreshingly different to the standard corporate imagery .

Hawksford, previously Hawksford International, commissioned a significant piece of client and competitor benchmarking, with the results informing a well-considered brand re-fresh, of which the new website forms a part.

This brand re-fresh has recently been shortlisted for the Best Brand award at the forthcoming Jersey CIM awards.

As part of this process, Hawksford has developed a business philosophy ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, which is also the company’s new positioning statement. There is an entire sub section of the website dedicated to ‘thinking beyond tomorrow’, enabling clients to understand this underlying ethos which is shared across the business. ‘Thinking about tomorrow’ encourages Hawksford’s people to think differently for clients and plan structures that will not only meet their present short-term objectives, but be flexible enough to address the future needs of generations to come.

Led by research data, Hawksford has developed a series of sub-brand identities to ensure that both clients and intermediaries alike have a clear understanding of the comprehensive range of services and bespoke services the business offers. These include Hawksford Fiduciary, Hawksford Law, Hawksford Family Office, Hawksford Wills and Probate, Hawksford Funds, Hawksford Employee Solutions, Hawksford Media and Sports, Hawksford Advisory, Hawksford Succession Planning and the company’s.

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Hot Properties: Fine Family Homes Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

4 Beds & 3 Baths - Rural St Ouen

Just Completed!

This detached granite farm house makes a substantial family home with family-sized kitchen/dining room boasting original Inglenook fireplace with inset multi-fuel stove as well as family living room and four doublebedrooms (two of which are en-suite). This property also offers light solid oak flooring and adjoins agricultural fields with outstanding sea views.

New to the market, a fantastic 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom + study family home set in a picturesque part of Grouville. This location is ideal for schools and colleges and only a short drive to the beach or Gorey village. This property is ‘as new’ and is a stunning mix of old and new with a superb Kitchen and family room. All houses have underfloor heating over both floors supplied by a state of the art combi electric and oil boiler.

£859,000 Viewings by Rock Property - 01534 861888

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Without a doubt this is a stunning house in a quiet location on a quiet lane in St Saviour. The property is situated close to open fields with many lovely country walks in the vicinity. The house offers space in abundance with 5 bedrooms, a large lounge, snug, study, superb eat-in kitchen, SW facing lawned garden, patio and forecourt parking. This could well be configured to provide a home with an income or to be used as a 2-generation home.

£895,000 Viewings by Prestige Properties - 01534 879999

£850,000 Viewings by Lyons Estates - 01534 481894

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Property of the Week Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Substantial Detached Family Home A superbly maintained detached family home on a large plot in St Lawrence. The property would be ideal for a growing family and includes: four bedrooms (one with ensuite shower room), large lounge/diner, conservatory, kitchen with adjacent breakfast room, large utility, house shower room and cloakroom. In addition, there are large mature gardens, an integral garage and parking for ten cars. From the first floor there are distant views of St Aubin’s Bay. £820,000 Viewings by Cresple Properties 01534 625569

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East and West Ingleneuk Words // Rick Jones • Feature Design // Jon Moore

Combining distinctive contemporary style with a sought after location, Red Properties are very pleased to offer - as sole agent - these two adjoining properties in St Brelade. In keeping with the modern design, the recently completed houses are eco-friendly and high-tech, and finished to the very highest specifications.

THE DESIGN OF THESE SEMI-DETACHED HOUSES is certainly striking, anyone passing will immediately notice the tower or rotunda-like structures, and flawless symmetry. This symmetry extends to the surrounding boundary wall, in that the pattern follows closely the shape and proportions of the building itself including the use of raised vertical ‘grooves’ that give an ‘art deco’ feel, despite the otherwise minimalist modern look.

The contrast of clean, white walls and dark door and window surrounds, mirrored ‘juliet’ balcony deck edges, plus the hard lines, give a futuristic aesthetic. You have the instant impression that this is a very space efficient build. They just look ‘sharp’ juxtaposed against the St Brelade skyline.

The quality is also obvious, as is the impression that minimal maintenance will be required to keep the houses looking as they do currently, in their newly completed state.

The buildings are similar enough to be called identical - except that they are ‘handed’ - the East having it’s remarkable ‘tower’ on the left if you were entering, and the West, predictably, on the right. This has cleverly allowed the use of space to be maximised.

Entering either property, you are immediately greeted by an impressive walnut staircase and modern glass balustrade. The first impression is instantly that the fit and finish and materials live up to the bold exterior design.

The entrance hall of each house has doors that lead off - on the ground floor level - into the remarkably spacious lounge and dining area. As this area is contained in the cylindrical ‘rotunda’ that makes the exterior of the building so visually striking, the curved walls allow for an equally striking interior feature - the curved glass bay window.

This allows light to fill the rooms, and the lack of corners due to the shape of the walls means that the light is distributed evenly, giving a truly airy and spacious feel devoid of dark areas. It’s really very pleasant, and speaks volumes as to the ingenuity of the designer.

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A separate door from each entrance hall also leads into a study area, and also leading from the hallway of either house, you will find the kitchen.

Bedrooms two and three of each house have integrated fitted wardrobes and each has it’s own balcony - bedroom three’s being south facing in each case.

The kitchen is superb in each case, with the highest quality fixtures, fittings and appliances that buyers of such forward looking properties could hope to expect. Integral coffee machine, double oven and halogen hob with dedicated extractors above, microwave and combi oven and efficient, intelligent energy conscious fridge freezer and dishwasher are all included.

Built-in units are white, with easy clean work tops and quality stainless sink and drainer unit.

A dedicated ‘house bathroom’, fully tiled with bath and shower over unit in the high quality fittings used in the master en-suite awaits through the final door of each house’s landing. A separate shower cubicle, WC, wash hand basin and heated towel rail feature, and again, - the sanitary ware is of the highest possible quality.

There is ample room for the kitchen to house a breakfast bar/table, without losing any of the spaciousness that the room plan allows for. The floor is an attractive and easy to clean polished tile, and exudes the class and good material choice that is prevalent throughout both houses.

A separate utility room has plumbing for a washing machine, space for a tumble dryer and a large chest freezer for those who like to stock up on provisions without losing space in the living areas. A cloakroom on the ground floor houses a WC and wash-hand basin.

Climbing the beautiful walnut staircase of either house will lead you to the master bedroom that is housed in the upper section of the rotunda.

A feature curved bay window offers the same light advantages as the lounge, but has the further bonus of sea glimpses and fully sliding and opening facility for those lovely summer evenings.

It has an adjoined dressing room with integral units, and it’s own en-suite bathroom.

Fully tiled, with a large walk - in shower cubicle housing a ‘rainforest shower’ unit and separate shower connection, it’s impressive and befitting the master bedroom’s modern design. A wash hand basin and heated towel rail are executed in a stylistic nod to the building’s shape - again further design genius at work.

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The services are all mains, and the houses have been built with efficiency in mind, for the environment and the low running costs of the eventual owners, being very well insulated throughout and featuring oil fired under-floor heating that radiates through specially designed flooring materials.

The houses are ‘smart home’ compatible, and already fitted with surround sound system that works throughout the whole of each building.

Whilst outside, you will have noticed the secure and enclosed south facing front garden, laid to lawn. A paved terrace leading off the principle reception rooms allows for easy barbecues and summer relaxation.

To the rear, steps down to a west facing garden - which is mostly laid to lawn - remind you that you are atop the highest part of the Island. The whole exterior is served by comprehensive external lights and there is a double garage, plus parking for 2 cars additionally.

These fine houses are for sale via Red Properties, and although at Jersey Weekly we don’t discuss prices in our features, it has to be remarked upon that this adjoined pair are astonishingly reasonable, given the sought after location and obvious high quality build.

For more information, may we suggest you email Ashley Heath, M.N.A.E.A, of Red Properties; ashley@redproperties.je or telephone; 01534 710710

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Interiors & Accessories Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

Vintage Kitchen Distressed, painted furniture in tones of cream and green teamed with natural sisal flooring gives this kitchen a casual feel. Patterned table linen and handmade china add colour to the scheme.

Heart Postcard Holder £12.50 coxandcox.co.uk

Large Cream Wire Work Photo/Message Holder £12.95 livelaughtlove.co.uk

Wall display A wire frame is a great alternative to a pinboard for showing off your favourite photos, cards and reminders.

Shadow Box £40 - £62 coxandcox.co.uk

Recycled boxes Bird’s Custard Embossed Metal Sign £15 andythornton.com

Vegetable crates are ideal for kitchen storage - you can fix them to the wall by drilling holes into the back of them.

Wooden Crates £48 andythornton.com

A mix of vintage metal signs makes a great wall display.

Afternoon Teas Advert Tin Sign £10 andythornton.com

Vintage dresser

Large Cream Wall Shelf with 12 Hooks £44.95 livelaughtlove.co.uk

Antique metal shelves on the wall transform this dresser into a charming focal point.

Bramley Sideboard £850 Laura Ashley

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Sweetheart Shelf with Hooks £24.95 livelaughlove.co.uk

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Original Victorian Town House

A unique opportunity to purchase an original Victorian Town House. The property has changed hands twice since construction in 1849 and has retained most of the original features.

St Helier, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1010.

£725,000

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Stunning New Build Granite Cottage

A spacious family home on a small residential close in a convenient location near to the local farm shops and within walking distance of the beach.

St Clement, A-J Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1047.

A brand new granite cottage in a fantastic location on a private drive not far from the amenities at Beaumont. The cottage will be completed by Christmas 2011.

St Helier, A-H Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1043.

£699,000

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A spacious purpose-built apartment in a landmark building in Grouville. The Apartment is situated on the second floor and overlooks Gorey and the Royal Bay of Grouville.

Grouville, A-H Category.

Freehold. Ref: 1054.

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A well maintained three bedroom home located within easy walking distance of the local school and shops.

The property is now on the market for the first time since construction in 1983.

St Saviour, A-J Category.

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St Ouen

£2,250,000 A-K

St Saviour

5 BEDROOM

This house will not disappoint on any level, tastefully decorated with added extras such as a cinema room, tennis court and swimming pool complex to name but a few.

St Saviour

£925,000 A-J

6 BEDROOM

The whole site consists of a large Cod House, where all the rooms are of spacious proportion throughout, with large sash windows offering light and warmth to the home.

St Saviour

St Helier

£740,000 A-J

Without a doubt this is a stunning house in a quiet location on a quiet lane in St Saviour. The property is situated close to open fields with many lovely country walks in the vicinity.

St Lawrence

5 BEDROOM

Without a doubt this is a home that is pristine, maintained to a very high standard by the vendors. The home offers 2 self-contained apartments in one house.

St Saviour

£620,000 A-J

St Saviour

£435,000 A-J

3 BEDROOM

Just set off Patier Road in Jardin Au Pommier, this delightful 3 bedroom home has been well maintained by the owners to create a warm and welcoming house.

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£650,000 A-J

3 BEDROOM

A large detached home with 3 large double bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, separate dining room, large lounge, a garage with additional parking, good size garden and scope to stamp your own mark on the place.

St Helier

3 BEDROOM

A deceptively spacious, detached three bedroom family house nestled in the quiet close of Claremont Avenue. It is within easy reach of all the major town schools and on a regular bus route.

£850,000 A-J

5 BEDROOM

4 BEDROOM

An immaculate 2-generation home in the heart of St Saviour with a very large garden that is ideal for relaxing. The property is also in tip-top order throughout and the location of the property is idea.

£1,250,000 A-J

£445,000 A-J

4 BEDROOM

A stunning Victorian house situated in St Helier, with a self-contained flat that could be used as a 2-generation home or rented for extra income.

St Helier

£399,000 A-H

3 BEDROOM

Without a doubt a Pristine 3 double bedroom 2 bathroom apartment with 2 secure parking spaces balcony and views now on offer to First Time Buyers and a fantastic starter home

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pat@lyonsestates.co.uk www.lyonsestates.co.uk St John

£835,000 A-J 3 BEDROOM

One-of-a-kind in central St John With 80’ x 80’ of lawned gardens and field.

This St John property is a real home in the Country which is central St John, uniquely transported from Norway to create a truly individual chalet home, which is immaculate throughout. Offering a low-maintenance home in the country, this property comes with a large 80’ x 80’ garden and field attached. The vendors have created a lovely family home, with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, an eat-in kitchen, large lounge, conservatory and ample parking in addition to having potential to extend if desired. This is a desired taste and would appeal to someone downsizing who perhaps wants peace and quiet, as well as a family home because the surrounding space is vast. There is also a garage, carport and workshop.

Don’t miss this opportunity to own your own country retreat

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Looking to Let Your Property?

• Flats • Houses • Management Options Available Properties wanted in all rental price ranges for registered tenants.

Reasonable and negotiable fees.

Please contact Nick Dodsley on 629008 for further details

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A two bedroom first floor apartment with lift access. The property is available to the over 50's only and forms part of the Oaklands Manor complex. Featuring 2 bedrooms, lounge, dining area and kitchen the property also benefits from communal grounds, library and games room.

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A lovely 2 bedroom property situated in the sought after parish of St Saviour. A lovely spacious home providing a good size lounge/ diner with patio doors to the well maintained garden, fitted kitchen also with a door to the garden.

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A fantastic 3 bedroom period property with original features, and separate 1 bedroom non qualified fla. This Victorian property although in need of decorative modernisation comprises, Kitchen with fully fitted units and breakfast bar, lounge with feature fireplace, dining room with feature fireplace..

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A beautiful bright and airy 2 bedroom home on the outskirts of St Helier in Trinity Gardens.

A lovingly kept home with a generous kitchen/ breakfast room, a fabulous sized lounge with large feature bay window and functional multi fuel fireplace, 2 good sized double bedrooms all with high ceilings giving that grand home feeling.

St Brelade a well presented 3 bedroom Town house ideally located in a great catchment area for primary and secondary schools, near sports facilities, the railway walk and shopping facilities comprising 3 bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, fully fitted kitchen, house bathroom; separate office and utility with garage, garden and parking.

• 2 BEDROOM • WALK TO WORK • CLOSE TO SCHOOLS • CLOSE TO SHOPS • PARKING FOR 3 CARS • GARAGE

ASKING £459,000

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LOUNGE DINING ROOM 3 BEDROOMS GARAGE PARKING GARDEN CLOSE TO TOWN CLOSE TO SCHOOLS

ASKING £430,000 HOUSE - SEMI-DETACHED

ST BRELADE

HOUSE - MID TERRACE

HOUSE - SEMI-DETACHED

We are pleased to offer this lovely, light and spacious 3 bedroom family home which has been lovingly maintained over the years and is a credit to the current owners. Offered in wonderful condition, the property is situated near to schools, and is within easy walking distance to town.

HOUSE - MID TERRACE

HOUSE - SEMI-DETACHED

ASKING £439,000

• FAMILY HOME WITH INCOME • SEPARATE 1 BEDROOM FLAT • GARDEN • WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF ST HELIER

REDUCED TO £425,000

ASKING £420,000

HOUSE - DETACHED

ST HELIER

VICTORIAN RESIDENCE

Off the beaten track is this well presented 3 bedroom Town house ideally located in a quiet mews and within walking distance to Town.

The property comprises of 2 double and 1 single bedroom, bathroom and a large lounge/ diner that flows well into the kitchen, a large single garage with additional parking for 2 and a spacious sunny patio garden.

• FAMILY STARTER HOME • 3 BEDROOMS • WALKING DISTANCE TO BEACH • ON MAIN BUS ROUTE

REDUCED TO £400,000

ST SAVIOUR

HOUSE - TOWNHOUSE

A lovely 1930's family starter home with convenient access to schools and situated next door to the local corner shop. Comprising 3 bedrooms, lounge, kitchen, yard, garage and garden, the property represents excellent value and is available for viewing through ND Estates.

VICTORIAN RESIDENCE

HOUSE - TOWNHOUSE

ST HELIER

HOUSE - SEMI-DETACHED

HOUSE - SEMI-DETACHED

• 3 BEDROOMS • LOUNGE/DINING ROOM • FITTED KITCHEN • SEPARATE OFFICE & UTILITY GARAGE, GARDEN, PARKING

Located in the popular Clos Saut Falluet in the parish of St Brelade is this wonderful 3 bedroom family home in walk-in condition.

This lovely property comprises; a patio front garden to the front door, down stair WC, lounge/diner leading onto rear garden, separate fully fitted kitchen, 3 bedrooms and house bathroom.

ASKING £487,000

• 3 BEDROOMS • LOUNGE/DINER • FULLY FITTED KITCHEN • GARAGE + PARKING • GARDEN

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Green Road Corner, St Clement, Jersey, JE2 6QA

01534 879999 sales@prestige.je or rentals@prestige.je

St Marks Road, St Helier | £199,000

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otally refurbished two bedroom apartment conveniently located just a short stroll to town. Absolute walk-in condition, comes complete with a brand new kitchen and appliances, new modern bathroom, a bright and spacious lounge, double bedroom and a 2nd bedroom/nursery/study.

All newly fitted carpets, flooring and all rooms redecorated.

Excellent ‘starter home’ or ‘buy to let’ investment. A-H Share Transfer. Low maintenance costs. Residents parking scheme

Beauport, St Brelade | £575,000

Rue Des Landes, St Peter | £725,000

FREEHOLD

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Built only four years ago ■■ Detached 3 double bedrooms ■■ Large eat-in kitchen & utility room ■■ Separate dining room ■■ Safe enclosed garden ■■ Garage with parking

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La Ronde Collas, St Martin | £680,000

La Grande Route De La Cote, St Clement | £635,000

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Large 5 bed family home ■■ Situated in St Martin ■■ Large enclosed garden ■■ 3 Bathrooms ■■ Master bedroom with terrace ■■ Garage plus parking for 4 cars ■■

2 Generation Property Stunning large Master En-Suite ■■ Main 3 large double bedrooms ■■ Separate 1 bed apartment ■■ Sunny south facing garden ■■

Newly built A-J Detached house ■■ 3 Bedrooms plus study ■■ 3 Bathrooms - 2 ensuite ■■ Safe enclosed garden ■■ Close to beach ■■ Parking for 6 vehicles ■■ ■■

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Patier Lane, St Saviour | £3,333 PCM

Les Petites Route Des Mielles, St Brelade | £2,250 PCM

Luxury family home Five bedrooms, 3 bathrooms ■■ Double garage plus parking ■■ Safe enclosed garden ■■ Stunning master bedroom ■■ A-H or J cat

Beautiful 3 bed bungalow ■■ Close to local amenities ■■ Excellent decorative order ■■ Live-in kitchen/ breakfast room ■■ Safe enclosed rear garden ■■ A-J cat

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Rue Des Chataigners, St John | £2,100 PCM

La Grande Route De St Laurent | £1,800 PCM

Spacious granite family home ■■ Four-five bedrooms ■■ Sea and country views ■■ Rural location ■■ Ample parking

Available as “Non Quals” let ■■ Three bedrooms ■■ Unfurnished house ■■ Good decorative order ■■ Two parking spaces + visitors

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L’Hermitage Farm Country Apartments | £1,300 PCM

Le Mont De Gouray, Grouville | £1,250 PCM

Attractive granite cottage ■■ Quality fittings throughout ■■ Panoramic sea and rural views ■■ Parking for two vehicles ■■ Adjacent to open fields ■■ Walk to work -easy town ■■

Harve Des Pas, St Helier | £1,165 PCM Two bedrooms Kitchen/breakfast room ■■ Unfurnished cottage ■■ Close to beach ■■ Parking for one vehicle ■■ Easy access to town

Amazing location One bedroom with study ■■ Short stroll to village & beach ■■ Garage plus additional parking ■■ Regret no children or pets ■■ A-J or Non quals & references required ■■ ■■

Patriotic Street, St Helier | £1,150 PCM Unfurnished flat Excellent decorative order ■■ Two bedrooms ■■ Fabulous outskirts location ■■ a-j cat ■■ Negotiable Lease ■■ Undercover parking + store ■■ Suit professional couples

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01534 710710

info@redproperties.je 8 Esplanade. St Helier. www.redproperties.je

Elizabeth Avenue, St Brelade ÂŁ1,500,000 | A-K | FREEHOLD An immaculate detached 4 bedroom family home with a separate one bedroom apartment ideal for a parent or an income. The very spacious accommodation is in excellent decorative order throughout and benefits from ample parking, a large garden with underground storage and a double garage. Situated in a quiet residential area of St Brelade within easy reach of the shops at Red Houses, local schools and wonderful beaches. Early viewing is highly recommended.

Red869

Elizabeth Avenue, St Brelade ÂŁ1,375,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD This substantial, detached 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom bungalow occupies a very good sized plot within a sought after, exclusive residential close.

Situated close to the shops at Red Houses, sporting facilities of Les Quennevais plus the surrounding beaches, golf course and railway walk.

This property is a perfect 2 generation home with the added bonus of a detached one bedroom cottage and there are also current plans to extend into the loft to create what would be a superb master bedroom suite and also extend the lounge which would be a fantastic reception room.

Recently modernised internally, there is still scope to add your own identity to the property and all of the rooms are very well proportioned. Most uniquely there is also an underground German bunker with many of the original features, presently utilised as a bar/TV room. Also benefitting from a large double garage plus ample further parking for 15+ cars there are also substantial recently redesigned surrounding patios and gardens Red849

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La Grande Route de St Pierre, St Peter £599,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD

La Place Bisson, St Brelade Red865

£479,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD

Red873

A truly immaculate 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house tucked away within a moments walking distance from the village in St Peter with its shops, pubs, restaurant and schools. The house, built 3 years ago, and one of just three, is in ‘ walk in’ condition and features a stunning kitchen with granite work tops space for dining and a marble floor with underfloor heating.

A modern 3 bedroom family house located on a popular residential close of similar properties. In good decorative order throughout the surprisingly spacious accommodation which features a large kitchen that opens to a delightful conservatory.

Being on a corner plot the garden is larger than usual with well established shrubs and flowering borders. Covered Parking for 1 car, a single garage and 2 further on site spaces.

Le Mont les Vaux, St Brelade

La Valle de St Pierre, St Peter

£379,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD

Red603

This listed character cottage (a building of local interest) offers very spacious and flexible 3 bedroom accommodation.

Situated in a prime location close to the railway walk, St Aubin’s harbour, St Brelade’s Bay, Red houses and within very easy walking distance to a local corner shop. Updated over the years the cottage is in good decorative order throughout but would require a certain amount of modernising.

£359,000 | A-J | FREEHOLD

Red854

An opportunity to purchase a home in picturesque St Peters Valley. This 2 double bedroom cottage is fully double glazed but is in need of a little updating, consisting of spacious kitchen/diner and living room. The rear garden is private with a mature lawn and shrubs. One parking space to the front and a separate garage nearby.

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SavillsJersey Jersey Savills HalkettPlPl 19 Halkett St Helier HelierJE2 JE2 4WG St 4WG 01534722 722227 227 01534 jersey@savills.com

savills.je savills.co.uk

ST BRELADE, jersey st helier, jersey Wonderful Victorian house ◆ elegant 4

Charming 5 bedroomrooms property bedrooms ◆ 5 reception  charming◆5garage bedroom  charming ◆ 3 bathrooms ◆ gardens 5 bedroom  garage Asking £2,500,000 Freehold A-K About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

ST BRELADE, jersey st helier, jersey Stunning new penthouse ◆ 2 bedrooms

ST HELIER, jersey st helier, jersey Charming Victorian house ◆ 4 bedrooms

5 bedroom ◆Charming large reception roomproperty ◆ terrace 5 bedroom charming ◆2 charming bathrooms ◆ secure parking for 2 5 bedroom  garage Asking £1,295,000 Share Transfer A-K About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

Charming 5 bedroom ◆ 5 reception roomsproperty ◆ 2 bathrooms ◆ charming charming gardens5◆bedroom terrace ◆walk to work 5 bedroom  garage Freehold A-K Asking £1,250,000

ST st LAWRENCE , jersey helier, jersey

ST stHELIER, helier,jersey jersey

Ex show apartment ◆ 3 double bedrooms Charming 5 bedroom property ◆ immaculate living area ◆ 3 bathrooms  charming 5 bedroom  charming ◆ parking for 2 ◆ patio ◆ store 5 bedroom  garage Asking £875,000 Share Transfer A-K About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

SThelier, HELIER,jersey jersey st

Immaculate 2 generation home ◆ 4 bedrooms Charming 5 bedroom property ◆ 3 reception rooms ◆ 3 bathrooms ◆ garage  charming 5 bedroom  charming ◆ ample parking ◆ sunny enclosed garden 5 bedroom  garage Asking £825,000 Freehold A-J About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

st helier,jersey jersey ST BRELADE,

st helier, jersey GROUVILLE, jersey

st SThelier, HELIER,jersey jersey

Stylish penthouse ◆ 4 bedrooms Charming 5 bedroom property ◆ 2 reception rooms ◆ 3 bathroom  charming 5 bedroom  charming ◆ balcony ◆ garage 5 bedroom  garage Offers Invited £985,000 Flying Freehold A-J About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

5 bedroom property 4 BedCharming family home ◆ 2 reception rooms  charming 5 bedroom  charming ◆ 1 bathroom ◆ garage ◆ superb peaceful 5 bedroom  garage location About x acres Guide Freehold £1.95 million Offers Invited £745,000 A-J Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

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About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

Charming 5 bedroom Charming 5 bedroom property Links court apartment ◆property 2 bedrooms Marett court apartment ◆ 1 double bedroom 5 bedroom  charming charming bedroom room  charming ◆1 charming reception room ◆ 2 bathrooms ◆ garage  ◆ generous5 reception ◆ tiled bathroom bedroom  garage 5 bedroom  garage ◆5terrace ◆ fitted modern kitchen ◆ communal gardens About£695,000 x acres Guide £1.95 millionA-K About x acres Guide Flying £1.95 million Asking Share Transfer Asking £187,000 Freehold A-H Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111 Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

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SavillsJersey Jersey Savills HalkettPlPl 19 Halkett St Helier HelierJE2 JE2 4WG St 4WG 01534722 722227 227 01534 jersey@savills.com

savills.je savills.co.uk

st helier, jersey

st helier, jersey

st helier, jersey

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

st helier, jersey

st helier, jersey

st helier, jersey

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

Charming 5 bedroom property  charming 5 bedroom  charming 5 bedroom  garage

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

st helier, jersey

st helier, jersey

helier, jersey STst SAVIOUR, jersey

Charming 5 bedroom property Charming 5 bedroom property charming 5 bedroom  charming  charming 5 bedroomrooms  charming NearVictoria village ◆ 4 bedrooms ◆ 2 bathrooms ◆ 3 reception 5 bedroom  garage 5 bedroom  garage ◆ kitchen/family room ◆ garden ◆ patio ◆ parking About x acres Guide £1.95 million

Charlotte 020 8971 8111 A-J Guide Price Wright £865,000 Freehold

About x acres Guide £1.95 million Charlotte Wright 020 8971 8111

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LARGE PERIOD HOUSE – 5 BED £850,000 • A-J • St Helier

REF: 1133

DETACHED HOUSE – 5 BED £680,000 • A-J • St Martin

REF: 2073

3 BED BUNGALOW – 3 BED £585,000 • A-J • St Saviour

REF: 2558

3 storeys, character town house, edge of town, separate annex, 3 reception rooms

Perfect family home, 3 floors, terrific views, 2 reception rooms, garage

Town outskirts, immaculate, fabulous wrap around garden, garage

FAMILY HOME – 4 BED £540,000 • A-J • St Helier

SPACIOUS HOUSE – 3 BED £485,000 • A-J • St Saviour

AMAZING VALUE – 2 BED £435,000 • A-J • St Clement

REF: 2607 Outskirts of town, semi detached, open plan living area, good sized rear garden

REF: 2692 Full of charm, character and appeal, spacious and well presented

REF: 1713 Hugh footfall, large lounge and eat in kitchen, SF garden, double garage

SPACIOUS DETACHED BUNGALOW – 4 BED £485,000 • A-J • St Helier

REF: 2030

This spacious extremely flexible 3/4 or even 5 bedroom detached dormer Bungalow with LARGE S/W facing garden is conveniently located a ten minute walk to the town centre and is well presented throughout. Built on a large plot, with 3 reception rooms, conservatory and 3 parking spaces this versatile property is a prime site for further development if desired. With full double glazing and oil fired central heating an internal viewing is essential to truly appreciate this extremely well priced family home.

FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £499,000 • A-J • St John This end terrace 3 bedroom family home located in the country yet in walking distance from town is presented in absolutely walk in condition throughout, with large living room and eat in kitchen, three good size bedrooms and safe enclosed garden situated in a quiet close with ample parking.

REF: 2190

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Troys Property 23 Seale Street, St Helier, Jersey, JE2 3QG Tel: 01534 734488 Fax: 01534 759852 sales@troysjersey.com www.troysjersey.com

RECENTLY REFURBISHED – 3 BED £399,000 • A-J • St Saviour

REF: 2572

SPACIOUS APARTMENT – 2 BED £290,000 • A-H • St Clement

1 BED APARTMENT – 1 BED £275,000 • A-J • St Helier

REF: 2694

REF: 916

Semi detached family home, outskirts of town, great living space

Ground floor, immaculate, no shortage of space, new kitchen and bathroom

Ground floor apt, walk to town, very well proportioned rooms, private parking

GARDEN APT – 2 BED £245,000 • A-H • St Helier

IDEAL FIRST HOME – 1 BED £215,000 • A-H • St Helier

SPECTRUM APARTMENT – 1 BED Offers Over £150,000 • A-H

REF: 2246 Walk in condition, allocated parking, well located, quiet cul-de-sac

REF: 2691 Superb purpose built apt, large rooms, walk in condition

REF: 2658 Ideal 1st property or buy to let, top floor, bright open plan kitchen diner

A MUST SEE! – 3 BED £415,000 • A-H • St Saviour This beautifully presented family home comes with an attractive price tag. It offers 3 double bedrooms with a good size family bathroom. The downstairs living space is generous with a lovely living/ dining room complete with functional fireplace. The garden is sunny and private, ideal for entertaining friends. Comes highly recommended. View early to avoid disappointment.

REF: 1229

FAMILY HOME – 3 BED £489,000 • A-J • St Lawrence This spacious semi detached 3 bedroom house gives the new owner the chance to put their own stamp on the property to make the perfect family home. Located in the country parish of St Lawrence and on a main bus route, this property further benefits from 2 reception rooms, a large garden, sun room, work shop, full double glazing, oil fired central heating, garage, parking and the possibility to extend if desired (as others have already done).

REF: 1008

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Tel: 861888 info@rockproperty.co.uk

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SA Portelet Bay, St Brelade

3 Bedroom Apartment, Bonne Nuit

Sydney Crill Park, Pontac

£599,000 | Freehold | A-J

£535,000 | Flying Freehold | A-J

£495,000 | Freehold | A-J

• Detached bungalow • Huge potential to improve

• 3 Double bedrooms • First floor • Highly sough after

• Two reception rooms • West-facing rear garden

• Highly sought-after • Offers invited!

Ref: J1485

• Amazing views over Bonne Nuit Bay Ref: J1500

• Parking for up to 4 cars • No Onward Chain!

Ref: J1482

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Beautiful 2 Bed Flat, Millbrook

Mont Pinel, St Helier

£399,000 | Freehold | A-J

£339,000 | Flying Freehold | A-J

£289,000 | Flying Freehold | A-H

• 3 double bedrooms • Large sitting/dining • Garage + parking • Motivated vendor!

• Two double bedrooms • Immaculate interior • Undercover

• Large 2 bed penthouse flat • Stunning views across town

Ref: J1494

parking for 2 • Motivated vendors Ref: J1499

• Purpose-built block • Motivated Vendors!

Ref:J1321

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Immaculate 1 Bed Apt, Havre Des Pas

Great Buy-To-Let

£269,000 | Flying Freehold | A-H

£210,000 | Flying Freehold | A-H

£185,000 | Share Transfer | A-H

• Immaculate interior • Two double bedrooms • Rented parking

• Beautiful interior • Ready to move-in now!

• Offers Invited!

• Designated parking • Purpose-built block • Walk to town or work

nearby • Separate utility area Ref: J1497

• Undercover parking

Commercial House, 2 Commercial Street, St Helier

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Ref: J1441

• No Onward Chain!

Ref: J1435

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The Property Services Directory Compiled by Mark Bradbury, sales@jerseyweekly.com

Jersey Powdercoating We can powdercoat any suitable material.

Lots of colours available from stock including metallic’s, textured, neon and also other special effect colours (ask for details). We can also powdercoat and plastic-coat on site with our new state of the art coating machine.

Outdoor Garden Furniture Railings Gates Gutters Wheels

Household Lights Radiators Light Switches Window Frames Chairs & Tables

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Paul Butt, Director PO Box 764 St Helier JE4 0RP Phone: 01534 629624 Mobile: 07797 716522

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PMB Decorators Ltd is a long established company dealing in all aspects of the decorating trade, from internal finishes and wallcoverings to external paint finishes. We undertake domestic and commercial contracts of any size and are fully insured.

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E-mail or call us with your requirements and we will be happy to help; with free quotes and reasonable prices.

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Phone: 01534 499868 E-mail: info@jerseypowdercoating.com www.jerseypowdercoating.com

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Secret Santa Ideas...

USB Cup Warmer

Like/Dislike Stamps

£8.99 www.firebox.com

£9.99 www.monsterstuff.co.uk

Why is it that a really good cuppa always seems to cool at 10 times the normal rate when you’re working at your computer? It’s really very annoying. At last there’s a solution with this easyto-use USB Cup Warmer.

Sat Nag

For the millions of facebook addicts out there. Unleash your desire to approve with these straight-to-the-point ‘Like’ and ‘Dislike’ stamps, you can whack a succinct appraisal on documents whenever you get the urge!

Hug-a-Mug

£9.99 www.iwoot.com

£9.99 www.iwoot.com

Press the button on the front and a very, patronising voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: “It’s been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you’re lost”

The cosiest mug ever, snuggle up to a nice brew, mug of soup or a hot chocolate with the Hug-a-Mug,

by Mustard. You can ‘hug the mug’ without getting your hands burnt thanks to its cleverly manufactured double wall and two perfectly-placed inlaid hand prints giving you a cosy drink every time!

‘Paper’ Watch £8.95 www.iwoot.com

Balloon Twisting

The Paper Watch is a blank canvas, a plain watch made from Tyvek, a tear-resistant paperstyle material with a built-in digital watch. The design part is then up to you! Pens etc Not included.

Addictaball (Small)

£9.99 www.monsterstuff.co.uk Contains 10 projects that help the balloon-twisting amateur to make a sword and sword belt, and graduate from the basic helmet to the Viking hat. This work comes with 40 balloons and a pump.

£7.99 www.firebox.com First things first, Addictaball is totally ridiculous. And it’s almost impossible. Consequently, it’s the most addictive game you’ll come across. Taking a little silver ball through a multicolour maze might not sound like much fun but, believe us, you’ll be hooked for hours.

Spreadsheets Mug £6.99 www.firebox.com For the business-minded folks out there, we’ve got your dream mug. It’s the I Love Spreadsheets Mug! An office essential for anyone who takes their work that little bit too seriously.

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This lovingly crafted vial of emptiness is filled to the brim with unfettered nothingness.

Free from the burden of possessions, the weight of responsibility, Nothing is as idiotic as it is brilliant.

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Jaguar has a legendary talent for creating beautiful high-performance vehicles. The Jaguar XKR offers outstanding performance, style and uncompromising luxury; a grand tourer but with the heart and soul of a sports car.

The XKR is formed from aluminium which is fundamental to the way the XKR performs, with a combination of lightness, rigidity and strength giving the XKR superb performance and sports car handling. This means at every turn you enjoy the outstanding driving dynamic that the aluminum monocoque bodyshell provides.

Jaguars highly acclaimed 5.0 Litre V8 Supercharged engine delivers astonishing power and heart racing acceleration. The XKR has a top speed of 155 mph (limited) and can reach 0-60 mph in just 4.6 seconds.

Jaguar have used state-of-the-at technology when it comes to this engine to keep its fuel usage down.

For example there are Dual Independent Variable Cam Timing which actually recycles any waste gases. The XKR supercharged engine produces PS 510 with 461 lb. Ft torque. With 6 speed automatic Jaguar Sequential Shift transmission, which is a fully adaptive shift system that delivers smooth and fast gear changes for optimum performance.

The interior is crafted from the finest materials giving a luxurious feel. Modern style with classic textures are combined with the flawless craftsmanship and signature phosphor blue mood lighting that is elegant, contemporary and driver-focused.

The XKR Soft grain Sport seats with R logo and contrast switch Active ventilated front seats – heated & cooled, Leather steering wheel, Heated leather steering wheel with integrated controls, and Burr Walnut leather heated steering wheel. XKR is loaded with most advanced high tech features like dual zone automatic climate control through which you can control by navigation screen.

This Model: This Jaguar XKR 2011 has many features like Anti Lock Brakes, Power Steering, Climate Control, Alloy Wheels, Privacy Glass, iPod connection, Airbags, Electric/Heater Seats, Remote Central Locking, Power Mirrors, Leather and Satellite Navigation. £69,995 To test this car please Motor-Mall on: 635566 or visit Motor-Mall at: La Grand Route de St Jean, St Helier Special Thanks to Motor-Mall Words & Feature Design by Tiffany Shales Photography by Dan Marsh

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JACKSONS WORLD OF LUXURY

On the dark winter’s evening of Thursday 17th of November, the stunning glass showroom of Jacksons, the Channel Islands’ premiere motor group, was transformed into a wonderland of inspirational and aspirational products and services. Befitting of the title ‘Jacksons World of Luxury’, the evening showcased the very high-end of gift ideas - as well as the Channel Islands unveiling of the AMG designed Mercedes SLS Roadster - and provided the opportunity for charity Wessex Cancer Trust to raise their profile amongst the Islands elite business community.

“Visitors were invited to pick out a stone, and at the culmination of the evening, one lucky winner was told that theirs was a genuine diamond - worth in excess of £2000”

Words // Rick Jones • Feature Design // Jon Moore

JACKSONS’s all glazed showroom houses some of the most sought after cars in the world and sits proudly at one of the highest points in the Island, from where they work tirelessly towards exceeding expectations.

Even the most discerning customers are catered for, as the Sales (both pre-owned and new), Aftercare and Service teams are made up of only the most experienced and knowledgeable representatives in their given field.

It’s this dedication to quality that has seen Jacksons become trusted by some of the finest luxury marques in the World; Aston Martin, Bentley, Porsche, Mercedes and BMW, to name but a few.

The showroom at La Rue Fondon, St Peter, has housed - and continues to house - a selection of ‘dream cars’ since the day it first opened it’s highly glazed doors. The whole experience of visiting the site could be summed up in one word; ‘Polished’.

With this ethos firmly embedded into the company outlook, it stands to reason that if Jacksons put on an event - and then call it ‘World of Luxury’, you are going to be impressed.

The event took place on the 17th of November, and the site was packed with even more high-end cars than usual, as many customers were present in their Jacksons bought - and cared for - vehicles.

Parking was tight, but expertly handled by staff - all of whom are used to carefully dealing with beautiful cars.

Entering the building, visitors were instantly greeted with the smell of amazing food from Jersey’s best known Chef, Shaun Rankin, demonstrating his techniques at the opposite end of the showroom - and festive ‘swing’ music, sung by a live performer.

Wessex Cancer Trust had centre stage, displaying the pink Smart car, kindly donated by Jacksons, and raising awareness for their mission; and how people can help them in it.

The Wessex Cancer Trust:

“The Wessex Cancer Trust is an independent charity which has raised approximately £20million to help support and improve cancer services in the Wessex region which includes Hampshire, Dorset, Wiltshire, Isle of Wight and the Channel Islands. Established in 1981, this unique Trust supports many aspects of cancer care, including leading edge research, the improvement of patient facilities, purchase of much needed equipment, patient grants, complementary therapy and counselling services.”

Jacksons had reserved the prime location for the charity, and commendably given them the spotlight to raise donations. Surrounded by so much opulence - as we shall see shortly - this helped to remind visitors that there is more than money to happiness. Health equally - if not more - important, and kind volunteers such as those at Wessex do their utmost to care for the health of others, not for money or reward.

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The presence of Wessex Cancer Trust helped balance the event, and reminded everyone that the pursuit of luxury is fine, as long as we don’t neglect our fellow persons in the process.

Taking a look around the exhibitors, the quality of gifts and items was staggering. One of the prime positions was occupied by fine jewellers Ray and Scott, who’s display glittered in the lighting, and enticed stunned visitors from afar to gaze at the fine timepieces they offer.

Equally glittering, the team from Jersey Gold had brought their stunning creation ‘La Sfera’ - featured elsewhere in this issue of Jersey Weekly - and the Diamondology department also ran a competition to ‘find the diamond’. Visitors were invited to pick out a stone, and at the culmination of the evening, one lucky winner was told that theirs was a genuine diamond - worth in excess of £2,000.

Another branch of Jersey Gold; ‘U-doodle’, uniquely take hand drawings, and engrave them in full detail onto a silver pendant. Watching the process - all by hand - was fascinating, and ‘drew’ many an onlooker.

‘The Gooseberry Bush’ of La Route de St Aubin displayed their handmade and bespoke gifts, decorations and clothing, in what may have been the most festive looking display of the evening. Artist Kathy Rondel showed her paintings.

All manner of fine fragrances were on offer from ‘House of Fragrance’, ‘Hi-Heels and Handbags equally displayed just what their name suggests - of the highest quality, of course. Jeep displayed their fashion apparel, as did Roulette and Ellis clothing companies, respectively.

Dunells and La Mare Wine Estate had plenty to offer wine connoisseurs, and Le Roches Spa and Beauty had their full range of treatments and services displayed.

Florida Pools displayed some past projects that would have you believe they were in the Caribbean - but all were constructed in Jersey.

Audio/Visual and home entertainment specialists BASE of St Helier had a huge one-hundred-plus inch 3d television on display. Showing James Cameron’s ‘Avatar’ movie, some of the younger visitors sat mesmerised for quite some time.

The whole event was classy and inspirational, yet humanly balanced. A fine evening, full of fine products and services.

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the Motor Mall

car auction next auction January 11th

Your chance to pick up

cars at trade prices! pre-approved loan of up to £5k?

go to the auction with

Money in your pocket!

log on to Motor-Mall.co.uk & follow the links Buy Me now 06 Volvo V50 545T5 SE, Auto £6,995 05 Audi A3 2.0 Fsi Sport, Auto £2,995 02 Mini Cooper £3,995 03 Mazda 6 S £2,995 00 Saab 9-3 SE 2.0, Automatic £1,995 03 Vauxhall, Corsa Active Twinport £2,495 04 BMW 120i SE 2.0, Auto £5,995 07 Vauxhall Zafira Design CDTi 150 £6,995 ― Vauxhall Zafira Life, TBA £1,995 02 Peugeot 206 1.2 Estate £2,495 99 VW Golf Avantgarde 2.0, Auto £995 04 Honda Jazz, Automatic £2,995 07 Suzuki, Swift Sport £5,995 08 Mercedes-Benz B 170 SE Auto £7,995 06 Fiat Punto Active 1.2 £2,995

96 VW Golf GL 07 Renault Clio Freeway 1.6v 1.2 01 Rover 25 Impression ― Mercedes-Benz ML270 Cdi, Auto 05 Porsche Cayenne S, Auto 02 Peugeot 307 Rapier 110 Estate 05 BMW 116i Sport 02 Peugeot 307 Rapier 16V 03 Volvo XC 90 D5 SE Automatic 94 Hyundai Pony XL 06 Peugeot 1007 Dolce 02 Lexus SC430 Convertible Auto 00 Ford Fiesta Zetec LX 99 Suzuki Jimny 1.3 JLX 03 Renault Laguna Dynamique 2.2 ― Ford Fiesta 1.2

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Peugeot iOn at Motor Mall Now! motoR mAll Peugeot La Grande Rue de St. Jean, St. Helier, Jersey, JE1 3US. Tel: 01534 635566 www.motor-mall.co.uk CO2 emissions (g/km) for the iOn Range are 0 (g/km) while driving.

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La Moye. St Brelade. Jersey JE3 8LN

Tel: 01534 490046 Fax: 01534 743240 See all our stock updated daily at www.jerseyweekly.com Some images may be used for illustration purposes. Please contact us for full details, specifications and to arrange a no-obligation test drive.

FORD TRANSIT CONNECT 2007

VW TIGUAN TDI SE 140 2008

FORD FIESTA TITANIUM 1.4 2009

FORD TRANSIT 260 110 LX 2008

£6,995

£14,995

£8,995

£10,995

Low Miles, FSH

One Owner, FSH, Immaculate

FSH, AC, CD, One Owner

Low Miles, VGC, All Extras

FORD TRANSIT 260 100 2006

LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 3 2007

BMW 325I SE 2008

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£6,995

£22,995

£14,995

FROM £3,995

Good Order, Semi High Top

One Owner, FSH, 7 Seats, Auto

Manual, CD, AC, Climate

6 to choose from

FORD FOCUS 1.6 ZETEC 2009

MERCEDES B170 SPORT 2008

VW GOLF 20 GTI DSG 2006

S TYPE JAGUAR 30LTR LUX 2000

£7,995

£10,995

£10,995

£4,995

Automatic, AC, CD, FSH

One Owner, FSH, Auto, Sunroof

Sunroof, AC, CD, Immaculate

Low Miles, 2 Owners

BMW F800GS 2011

SMART 700 PASSION 2006

FIESTA ZETEC 1.4 DCI 2007

VW PASSAT 1.9TDI SE 2008

£5,995

£3,995

£5,995

£9,995

As New, Top Box, Heated Grip

Low Miles, AC, CD

Turbo Diesel, AC, CD

Leather, CD, AC, Low Miles

PORSCHE BOXSTER S 2004

RENAULT SCIENCE 2005

CITROEN C1 CODE 2008

HONDA CR-V SPORT 2005

£13,995 3.2 Tiptronic, CD, AC, Auto

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£4,995

£7,995

1ltr, 5 Door, One Owner, AC, CD

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Derek Warwick

Peugeot 407 SE

OVER 100 USED CARS IN STOCK ALL FULLY SERVICED MINIMUM OF 2 YEARS WARRANTY

CAR OF THE WEEK!

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2005 • £5,995

Vauxhall Astra Convertible

Suzuki Swift Sport

Honda Jazz EX

2004 • £4,995

2008 • £7,995

2009 • £11,495

Nissan Qashqai

Honda Civic EX

Ford Fiesta Climate zetec

2008 • £13,995

2001 • £3,995

2008 • £7,995

BMW 320 SE

Hyundai Matrix

Honda Civic Type R

2006 • £12,995

2005 • £4,495

2005 • £9,495

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BAGOT ROAD GARAGE RENAULT DEALER

T: 01534 815120 BAGOT ROAD, ST SAVIOUR, JE1 1BP

National winner of Dealer of Excellence 2008

www.dealer.renault.co.uk/bagot-road-jersey

RENAULT MEGANE DYNAMIQUE Manual, 4 Door Saloon

RENAULT KOLEOS DYNAMIQUE S 2.0 DCI Manual, 4x4 Crossover, Reduced from £16,995

PORSCHE BOXSTER 2.7 CONVERTIBLE

RENAULT MEGANE PRIVILEGE TCE

RENAULT MEGANE COUPE PRIVILEGE 2.0

Sensors, 18” Alloys, Leather, EC Windows

Manual, 3 Door, Coupe, only 6,500 miles

Sports Chassis, Handsfree Keycard, Cruise & more..

2006 • JUST £5,995

2010 • JUST £15,995

2006 • JUST £18,995

2009 • ONLY £11,995

2009 • ONLY £12,995

RENAULT LAGUNA DYNAMIQUE 2.0 Manual, 5 Door, 16v, Hatch

RENAULT MEGANE DYNAMIQUE 1.5 Ex-Demo 5 Door Hatch

HONDA CIVIC ES 1.8

RENAULT SCENIC DYNAMIQUE

Manual, 5 Door Hatch

1.6 VVT, 111 Automatic, 5 Door, MPV

RENAULT GRAND MODUS DYNAMIQUE 1.2, TCE, 100, 5 Door, Compact MPV

2008 • JUST £9,495

2008 • JUST £9,995

2007 • JUST £8,495

2008 • JUST £7,995

2008 • JUST £7,995

RENAULT CLIO INITIALE 1.6

RENAULT GRAND SCENIC PRIVILEGE 2.0 DCI

RENAULT MEGANE COUPE DYNAMIQUE

VOLVO V50 S 2.0

HONDA CIVIC EXECUTIVE 1.8

1.6 VVT 111 BHP Automatic

150BHP, Diesel, 6CD Handsfree Keycard

Cabriolet, Manual, 3 Door

Manual, Diesel, 5 Door Estate

Manual, 5 Door Hatch

2007 • JUST £7,495

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2008 • ONLY £8,500

2006 • JUST £9,995

2007 • ONLY £9,495

SUZUKI GRAND VITARA SZ5 4x4, 2.4, Auto, 5 Door, SUV

MINI COOPER S CHILLI 1.6 TURBO 17” Alloys, Electric Windows, Manual

RENAULT MODUS DYNAMIQUE 1.6 Automatic, 5 Door Compact

RENAULT CLIO I-MUSIC 1.2

RENAULT KANGOO CAR EXPRESSION 1.6

Manual, 5 Door Hatch

2 Sliding Doors, CD, Underfloor Storage

2009 • JUST £12,995

2007 • JUST £11,495

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2010 • JUST £7,995

2011 • JUST £10,995

CARS WANTED FOR CASH!

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THE AWARD-WINNING RENAULTSPORT RANGE WITH VA VA VOOM AS STANDARD

Twingo Renaultsport 133 Cup

£11,030

• Cup chassis (lower riding height, stiffer springs and dampers) • 17" Renaultsport anthracite wheels • Renaultsport front seats

3 years servicing for £249*

Clio Renaultsport 200 Cup

£15,095

• Cup chassis (lower riding height/ stiffer springs and dampers) • Renaultsport 17" anthracite alloy wheels • Red painted Brembo brake calipers

3 years servicing for £249*

Mégane Coupé Renaultsport 250 Cup

£21,299

• 18" satin black alloy wheels • Cup chassis (stiffer springs/dampers and anti-roll bar) • Renaultsport PerfoHub double-axis front suspension 3 years servicing for £249*

0%

Finance available

• 36 months with no deposit • 48 months with 20% deposit • 60 months with 20% deposit

The official fuel consumption figures in mpg (l/100km) for the range shown are: Urban 31.4-24.8 (9.0-11.5), Extra Urban 50.4-44.1 (5.6-6.7), Combined 42.2-34.0 (6.7-8.4). The official CO2 emission figures for the range are 155-195g/km. *Service offer

covers vehicles for 3 years or 30,000 miles (whichever comes first) and is available at the point of new car registration. The service offer can be transferred to another new vehicle at no extra cost. Services must be carried out in line with manufacturer’s servicing schedule and can be carried out at any Renault dealer. Service offer valid on all vehicles registered prior to 31st December 2011.

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V E H I C L E S

S A L E S

C E N T R E

Vauxhall Astra SRI 2010

Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, AC, Isofix, Immob.

12 Month Warranty, Manual, Petrol, CD, Alloys, C. Locking

£10,495 £9,795

£9,495 £8,695

£9,995 £8,995

Land Rover Discovery 2002

Citroen C3 VTR+ 2010 ABS, Alarm, Alloys, CD, Climate, Isofix, Immob.

Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD

£5,995

£9,495 £8,995

£14,995 £9,995

Mitsubishi Colt 2005

Suzuki Grand Vitara 2008

Renault Megane Estate 2005

£4,995

£9,995

£5,995

Manual, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD, EC Mirrors/Windows

Warranty, 4WD, 7 Seats, AC, Alarm, Alloys, Immob.

12 Month Warranty, Alloys, CD, EC Mirrors/Windows, Immob.

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Peugot 307cc 2008

Toyota Land Cruiser 2000

12 Month Warranty, ABS, Alarm, CD, Immobiliser

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Augres Garage, La Route de la Trinite, Trinity, JE3 5JN

Tel: (01534) 865900

www.Freelance.je

Volkswagen Polo 1.6 2008 Sport, Manual, 5 Door, 12 Month Warranty, Alarm, ABS

Citroen Berlingo 2009

Warranty, ABS, CD, EC Windows, Immob., Load Liner

Audi A3 Quattro 2004

£9,995 £8,495

£8,995

£8,995

Ford Ka 2010

BMW 318i Conv. 2003

Toyota RavD4D 2003

£5,495

£7,495

£7,995

Vauxhall Zafira 2003

Range Rover Sport 2008

Vauxhall Insignia 2009

£4,995

£32,995 £28,995

£12,995

12 Month Warranty, AC, Alloys, EC Mirrors, Immob.

12 Month Warranty, ABS, AC, Alarm, Alloys, CD

Warranty, ABS, Alarm, CD, Immob., Power Hood.

Warranty, 4WD, ABS, AC, Alloys, Leather, SatNav, CD

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Recruitment Search over 1,000 job vacancies from 14 local agencies updated daily at JerseyWeekly.com/jobs

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• 02 NOVEMBER Social Media Marketing

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• 18 OCTOBER Producing Professional Minutes Workshop • 18 OCTOBER Effective Report Writing • 19 OCTOBER

• 10 NOVEMBER Developing your Sales Experience • 11 NOVEMBER Developing your Potential / Personal Effectiveness

• 24 NOVEMBER Making Presentations • 25 NOVEMBER Project Management • 28 NOVEMBER Interviewing Skills • 29 NOVEMBER Advanced Supervision • 30 NOVEMBER Exceptional Customer Service and Telephone Skills • 01-02 DECEMBER Train The Trainer • 06 DECEMBER Digital Marketing and Digital Footprint Management

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Appointments & Achievements Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

placements within various States departments.

New face at Park Personnel

The 12 trainees plus three States employees were selected from over 100 applicants. The group consists of a mixture of young people entering the workplace for the first time and more mature trainees looking to change careers.

As well as States Department placements, participants also attended Highlands College one day a week to complete the formal OCR Level 3 qualification in Business Administration, with over half of the trainees achieving distinction level. In a further measure of success, seven have already secured employment (six within the States of Jersey) with the remainder expected to achieve positions in either the States or Jersey private sector organisations relatively soon.

Carly James has been appointed as the new receptionist and the newly expanded team are overjoyed to have her. Previously Carly had worked in a similar role at a local trust company for three years.

Park partner, Toni Bracken, said, “We are delighted to welcome Carly to Park. With her solid previous experience, the team knows everything will run smoothly in her “well-manicured” hands! She has settled in with us incredibly quickly and is already an invaluable member of our small team.”

Carly’s arrival is not the only cause for celebration. Gemma Rawlings, Park’s previous receptionist who was quickly promoted to become a trainee recruitment consultant, has now passed her Certificate in Recruitment Practice with a distinction! The Park team are extremely happy and proud of Gemma’s great results.

Senator Alan Maclean commented on the achievement of the students and the success of the scheme as a whole: “The purpose of the Trainee Business Administration Scheme has been to provide trainees with as diverse a range of experience throughout the public sector as possible, helping them to develop new skills and be ready for the workplace. The fact that seven out of the 12 trainees have already secured employment is very promising and makes the investment of time and funds worthwhile. The scheme has relied on the participation of many States departments to make it a success and we’re delighted to be marking the achievement this evening. ” As well as the presentation of certificates to all participants, two trainees will receive special awards to mark their particular achievements. Claire Lane will be presented with an award of recognition for her “outstanding commitment to work and college, in terms of time-keeping, meeting deadlines and going the extra mile”. Heather McCormick will receive an award for her “consistently helpful and cheerful approach in the work environment and her perseverance to achieve her college targets”.

Both students have achieved permanent positions within the States of Jersey following the culmination of the scheme.

States Business Scheme Trainees Set for Future Career Success

On Monday 7th November, Minister for Economic Development Senator Alan Maclean will present certificates to 15 trainees graduating from the States of Jersey Trainee Business Administration Scheme. Commencing in December 2009 and managed by the Economic Development Department, the scheme offered participants the opportunity to spend two years developing their workplace skills and knowledge, via hands-on

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Suite 9, The Palladium, 4 Wharf Street, St Helier, JE2 3NR tel: 01534 742228 mob: 07797 742228 email: andre@adrjersey.co.uk

www.adeeksrecruitment.co.uk Professional recruiters for professional people PAYROLL OFFICER

We are currently looking for an experienced Payroll Officer to undertake the full operation of our payroll system and ensure our payrolls are processed efficiently and accurately for our employees across the Channel Islands. Key duties will include data input and the reconciliation of Channel Island payrolls, together with managing the relationship with our UK and Dublin payroll bureaus, liaising with employees on all matters relating to their pay and benefits, maintaining accurate and confidential records, production of month end reports, ensuring payroll yearends are processed accurately and on time, and supporting the wider HR team as required.

Ref 3408

COMPLIANCE OFFICER

We are urgently seeking someone with a good track record (4+ yrs) in the TRUST sector, with a minimum 3 yrs Compliance experience. The ideal candidate should hold ICA Diploma or similar Compliance qualification; STEP Foundation Diploma (at least) would also be very helpful. Duties and responsibilities: Compliance monitoring and risk management (this will probably be the most important part of the role); new business acceptance and Client Due Diligence management; Anti Money Laundering related work (may include some training); maintenance of registers and other admin.

Ref 3249

TRUST MANAGER - PRIVATE WEALTH We are looking for a motivated individual with proven management skills to lead one of our teams and take responsibility for delivering a professional and high quality administration service. Candidates should have comprehensive knowledge of trust and company administration, excellent interpersonal and time management skills, and should hold a relevant professional qualification.

RELATIONSHIP MANAGER - PENSIONS SPECIALIST

This is a role of an Relationship Manager that is a specialist in Pensions and will be qualified to the relevant standard.

Your technical and sales ability will be crucial to the delivery of stretching new business targets. You should have strong relationship skills and excellent regulatory knowledge. You will need to adhere to best advice and internal working practices and processes, meeting regulatory and compliance requirements in accordance with business objectives. The successful candidate should have a notable experience working in the finance industry and hold recognised investment advice qualifications. You should be qualified to level 4 (Diploma) standards and hold advanced pension qualifications (G60 or AF3). You must have a good understanding of financial instruments. Ideally you should have some experience and/or understanding of offshore and international client needs though appropriate offshore training will be provided where necessary.

Ref 3395

SENIOR MANAGER - PENSIONS

The International Pensions, Senior Manager at this Private Bank leads a team of regulated Pension specialists who look after business development and the ongoing servicing of client relationships in the International Wealth segment. We are seeking someone with the ability to develop and implement a business plan in your in order to drive product sales and income in line with agreed business performance plans is critical in this role. You will also develop, coach and motivate your team to achieve the required level of new business and income, managing client service and risk in line with agreed business plans. The Senior Manager will be First Line Supervisor for this team, completing appropriate compliance checks and ensuring that the RM’s adhere to best advice and internal working practices and processes, and that all regulated individuals and trainees meet regulatory and compliance requirements in accordance with business objectives.

Ref 3396

Ref 3409

SENIOR TRUST ADMINISTRATOR

SECRETARY TO TRUST MANAGING DIRECTOR

Our client is now seeking to recruit an experience Senior Trust Administrator to administer a portfolio of varied client structures.

The ideal candidate would have a minimum of 3 years Trust & Company experience, hold a Trust qualification and enjoy a role that involves client an intermediary contact.

We require an experienced secretary to support the Managing Director of our company’s Fiduciary Group. You must be organised, diligent and logical in your approach to work. Experience working in a fiduciary environment is an advantage. Duties include arranging meetings across multiple jurisdictions, minute-taking, travel arrangements and all other secretarial duties. Attention to detail, initiative and flexibility are prerequisites for this role. Key attributes include excellent communication skills – both verbal and written – the ability to deal with colleagues and clients at the highest level and to work to deadlines under pressure.

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La Mottee Street Updates

Tour School For those of you who have not caught up with this amazing opportunity, La Motte Street will be auditioning young bands or acoustic acts (18yrs or under) who are interested in going on a week-long tour around venues in the South West of England in April 2012. The auditions will be held at the Havana Club on Saturday 17th December where participants will be asked to briefly perform and then be interviewed by a panel of judges. The best emerging band and best acoustic artiste will then be picked and developed to undertake up to 8 gigs in the UK. Applications can be obtained from lamotteevents@ youthservice.yc.je Song School Between Christmas and New Year they are repeating their highly successful Song School for U18 singer/songwriters.

The five day experience helps with lyrics, accompaniments, inspiration and creativity culminating in having a professional recording made of your own material. Places are very limited and being taken up fast so do request an application form asap from the course administrator carmelbutel@youthservice.yc.je to secure your place.

Artiste Registrations Many of you have now collected your Artiste Registration Cards after completing our Registration Forms. There are some cards still sat on the desk awaiting collection so - come get ‘em!

The cards already offer a 10% discount when shown at Island Music and after Christmas will enable you to continue to use La Motte Street services at the current discounted rates. Those artistes not registered with us will be paying a premium of up to 25% extra - so get yourselves registered today - it’s FREE!!!

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Gig School - starts again end of January Free recording for bands and artistes 18yrs and under Xmas Gig at La Motte Street Youth Centre (U18’s) - Wed 14th Dec with DovetailGroove, Two Days Too Soon, Santas Heavy Sack, Visions, Lucas Pafitis.

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removing snares, toms, cymbals, felts, pedals - which is fine but, please put kits back as you find them afterwards. There are young drummers who do not have the knowledge, or in some instances, strength to rebuild the kits properly so don’t be lazy/ selfish - put stuff back as found! Finally, note that we do not loan sticks as these are invariably returned to us with chuncks out of them. Given the value of sticks this is akin to loaning a guitar out that is returned with all the strings and bridge removed!! We sell sticks for an exceptionally good price of £5 so if you don’t bring your own you will be expected to buy!

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If you bring your own heads or cabs and interchange them with ours, please have the courtesy & sense to return the setups we provide to ‘as found’. Again, some of our younger users will not have the knowledge to rebuild a stack or replug an amp which can end up in harm being caused to them or to our equipment.

La Motte Street belongs to everyone and if treated with respect it will serve all our musical endeavours well for a long time to come

7th Jersey Amnesty International Human Rights Festival Exhibition - No Man’s Land by Mishka Henner

The Jersey Amnesty International Human Rights Festival Committee invites you to join them for the Preview of the second exhibition in this year’s Festival...

No Man’s Land - Monday 28 November - Saturday 10 December The Preview will take place on Monday 28 November from 5.30pm - 7pm, followed by an Illustrated Talk by Mishka Henner at 7pm in the Maria Ritchie Room.

Special note for Drummers....

Recently two cymbals have been broken - total value probably £300. We appreciate items will get damaged in use but please REPORT all breakages to us so we can act quickly and replace items. I receive a number of ‘moans’ about cymbals but you must appreciate we cannot supply high value cymbals in rehearsal rooms if they are the subject of such damage. We respectfully ask that if you are unhappy with the ‘rehearsal quality’ of the cymbals we provide then you should bring your own. Please also note that some drummers ‘modify’ the kits,

No Man’s Land by Belgium-born, Manchester-based photographer and artist Mishka Henner explores the margins of urban and rural environments in Europe as experienced by what appear to be women soliciting, all captured by Google Street View cameras.

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Sourcing locations from online forums in Spain and Italy where men share local knowledge on the whereabouts of these workers, Henner combed through thousands of Street View images to produce this extraordinary set of provocative, haunting photographs.

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A St Andrew’s Day Music Celebration The concert has been organised by the Jersey Instrumental Music Service in collaboration with the Traditional Music and Song Association of Scotland known as the TMSA and will feature BBC Radio Scotland Young Traditional Musicians of the year from 2010 and 2011 winners, Daniel Thorpe (violin) and Kristan Harvey, accompanied by guitarist Innes Watson.

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The event forms part of the ‘TMSA Young Trad Tour 2011’ and this will be the first time that the tour has involved a visit to Jersey. The Young Trads are all graduates of the Scottish Academy of Music, and will be leading a special Scottish string workshop for Jersey students on the morning of Wednesday 30th November at St James.

“We have always found that St James offers a hospitable and acoustically pleasant environment for choral and ensemble work. We also like our students to sometimes have the opportunity of performing to the general public, and not just in school-based situations” comments Liz Craik.

The evening concert will feature solo and group items from the Young Trads, the Jersey Youth Choir, ‘Distinct’ a new ‘Americanstyle’ youth vocal ensemble, ‘Stix’ a youth percussion ensemble and the ‘Jersey Trads’ local students, supported by the Scottish Trads.

There will be a distinctly Celtic flavour to the concert programme, contrasted with a variety of light music from around the world. Be prepared to sample some breathtakingly complex playing, some traditionally heart-warming strains from the British Isles, plus some dynamic rhythms originating from Cuba and Brazil and more. One of the highlights of the concert will be a performance of Riverdance in which the Young Trads, Youth Choir and Stix will join forces.

Liz Craik, Director of Jersey Youth Choirs told Jersey Weekly, “St Andrew’s Day seemed an appropriate time to hold this project since it fitted in with the Young Trad’s schedule, was a memorably ‘Scottish’ day, and coincided with the time of year when ensemble music leaders and students are keen to celebrate their music making with others.”

Coming together as the TMSA Young Trad Tour 2011, the full group consists of the six finalists of this year’s BBC Radio Scotland Young Traditional Musician of the Year Award, together with the winner of the 2010 Award. They have recorded a studio album which is released to coincide with the tour of Scotland, which runs from 19th October to 6th November 2011.

Organised annually by the TMSA (Traditional Music & Song Association of Scotland), this year’s concert and workshop tour takes place in Dundee, Kirkwall, Lyth, Inverness, Aberfeldy, Livingston, Campbeltown, Portree, St Andrews, Glasgow and Coldingham as well as being featured in three BBC Radio Scotland programmes. The Jersey part of the tour features the 2010 and 2011 winners Daniel Thorpe and Kristan Harvey who will be accompanied on guitar by Innes Watson.

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"We are pleased to able to present this concert as an exciting collaboration between traditional Scottish musicians and young performers from across the Island. The music they will perform is distinctive, accessible and enjoyable” said Douglas Craik, National Convener of TMSA. He further commented “Scotland’s traditional musical heritage is our global calling card and keeping these traditions alive through the skill and enthusiasm of our young people is fantastic.

This tour offers some brilliant talent for audiences across the country while taking the young people one step further in their career as musicians. If you haven’t got a ticket, please do buy one and enjoy performances from Scotland’s future stars.”

The concert is taking place on Wednesday 30th November at 7.30pm at St James. Tickets cost £5 for adults and £2 for students & senior citizens and are available from the Jersey Arts Centre on 700444.

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Alessandro Taverna Amici Artuim presents

Italian Pianist Alessandro Taverna has performed with the London Philarmonic and Hallé orchestras. He has also worked with the Minnesota Orchestra, the Chamber Orchestra Kremlin and the Salem Chamber Orchestra. Alessandro is now due to perform at the Jersey Arts Centre.

Italian Alessandro Taverna was born near Venice, in 1983. He first studied at the Music Academy of Santa Cecilia in Portogruaro, graduating at the Conservatorio C. Pollini in Padua in 2001.

In January 2009, Alessandro enrolled at the Santa Cecilia National Music Academy in Rome.

He has won numerous awards in international competitions, and in 2009 was awarded 2nd Prize in the London International Piano Competition.

In 2008 Alessandro was chosen as an artist of the prestigious Keyboard Trust; he performed at London and New York Steinway Halls and opened the season of the Châteauville Foundation in Castleton, Virginia. He was also invited to give the Dame Myra Hess Memorial Concert in Chicago.

At the Minnesota International Piano Competition he was awarded 1st Prize which led to a prestigious recital tour, including his debut in New York City and a CD release on the Ten Thousand Lakes label. Also in 2009, Alessandro was awarded the Bronze Medal at the Leeds International Piano Competition.

Alessandro has performed throughout Italy and Europe, including recitals in the Maggio Musicale in Florence, the International Keyboard Festival

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in New York and the Centre d'Arts d'Orford in Quebec to name a few. He has also toured the major cities of South Africa. In 2010, he toured extensively in Great Britain giving recitals at many festivals and music societies He has played concertos with the Orchestra Sinfonica Haydn di Bolzano e Trento, Chamber Orchestra Kremlin, the Salem Chamber Orchestra, the York Guildhall Orchestra, the Orchestra Sinfonica della Valle D’Aosta and the Orchestra del Teatro Olimpico, Vicenza. He has recorded for Radio Classica in Italy, for the Slovenian National Radio Television and for Classic FM Radio in South Africa.

The Jersey Arts Centre Programme includes: Beethoven: Sonata in Eb major, Op. 81a “Les Adieux”; Debussy: Images (Deuxieme Serie); Liszt: Tarantella di Bravura; Rachmaninov: Preludes (selection); Stravinsky: Trios Mouvements de Pétrouchka The show takes place on Thursday 1st December at 8pm at Jersey Arts Centre.

Tickets cost £19 (£12 students) to book call the Box Office on 700444.

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Alessandro Taverna gave a masterly recital of some fiendishly difficult and exciting works.

The audience was again captivated by the sheer beauty and confidence of his playing.

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Pianistic virtuosity of Taverna's recital . . . the concert balanced musicality and sensitivity with virtuosity.

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Back to the Island by overwhelming popular demand, comes the tribute act with a festive swing in it’s step; ‘Christmas Crooners’. Backed by the highly regarded backing band the ‘Jazz Allstars’, the cast bring a polished and faithful recreation of the music of Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Nat King Cole to Jersey’s Opera House.

The Christmas Crooners performance, now to be held on the 29th of November - a day earlier than the originally advertised date - will mark the sixth consecutive year that the ‘Jazz Allstars’ band return, but this time around they are backing a brand new cast of accomplished West End singers.

This year, the leading roles in the tribute to Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole and of course Ol’ blue-eyes himself; Frank Sinatra, will be handled in style by Chris Vincent, Robert Grose and Jonny Parker respectively.

The show will cover more than thirty well known Christmas classics, including of course ‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’ (also known as ‘The Christmas Song’) - which will see the three leading performers singing together, in perfect harmony and in front of the requisite fireplace and rocking chair. It’s hard to imagine anything more heartwarming and evocative of the Yuletide spirit.

All the popular classics are covered in the show; Bing Crosby’s ‘I’ll be home for Christmas’, Frank Sinatra’s ‘Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas’, ‘Little Drummer Boy’ and all those other festive favourites. The show also features ‘swing’ versions of many popular hymns and carols - you may be surprised how many of them you actually know - and there’s plenty of chance to sing along at various points. Singing is a Christmas tradition, and often the only time many people use their voices together, which can be a truly magical experience.

The staging of Christmas Crooners is set out in the style of the Andy Williams Christmas Shows - Internationally televised annually from the ‘Moon River Theatre’ in Branson, Missouri, USA. The set is richly hued in warm colour and lighting, and evokes Christmas TV specials of yesteryear. The Christmas trees are hung with tinsel and baubles that glimmer in the stage lights and will bring a sense of wonder to all but the biggest of Grinches or Humbugs.

If you fall in to the latter category, and shame if you do, why not come along and see the faces and hear the voices of those for whom Christmas is still a magical time.

Also, if you feel the need to reconnect with the family feel that Christmas is truly about before the shopping and struggling for those must have items begins - this show offers the perfect way to remember the magic of more innocent times. Come along, all of you!

Anyone who bought tickets for the original show, scheduled for the 30th of November, please contact the Box Office to transfer for your ticket for Tuesday 29th November at 8pm.

Tickets are from £18 to £22 with concessions giving £2 off. To book, either visit in person or call the Box Office on 01534 511115.

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The set literally covers ancient to modern in terms of songs, but this becomes all the more amazing when you realise that the message and warm feel conveyed has stayed the same through the ages. This show, combining as it does so many songs in a swing style, is a true Christmas celebration, and the perfect way to say goodbye to November and welcome in the advent countdown of following December!

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Liz Robinson’s School of Dancing: Christmas Jubilee Liz Robinson’s School of Dancing, in Trinity and St Saviour, Jersey, runs classes in ballet, tap and Modern for children and adults Celebrating 25 years of the Liz Robinson School of Dancing their show Christmas Jubilee is coming to the Arts Centre.

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Liz Robinson School of Dancing proudly presents its annual Christmas show Christmas Jubilee.

Over 100 students, with an age range from 5-18 years, take part in ballet, modern, tap, jazz, contemporary and singing routines.

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Liz Robinson started dancing at the age of 5. She danced professionally in the UK in theater and television productions before settling in Jersey.

Liz continued to dance in many shows on the island and freelanced as a dance teacher until she started her own school in 1985. Liz trained at the London College of Dance for 3 years.

Every year the school perform at the Arts Centre and this year is no different except for the fact they are celebrating 25 years since the school first opened its doors hence the shows name “Christmas Jubilee.” The dance school teaches students from as young as 2 up to the age of 18.

The show has been choreographed by Liz and Naomi Barr. Naomi started dancing at the age of 2, she had always wanted to be a dance teacher -

and after completing 3 years at the London Dance Academy - she now teaches ballet, modern, tap and contemporary dance.

The show is great opportunity to get you in the festive mood, expect to see dance and song routines to familiar tunes such as “Here Come the Girls”, “Sweet Dreams” and “Someone Like You.” Kick off those winter blues and join the dance school for this dance extravaganza.

The show is being performed at the Jersey Arts Centre on Friday 2nd December and Saturday 3rd December 2011 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm. Tickets are available from the box office either in person or call 700444.

Friday night and Saturday Matinee Adult £12 Student & Senior Citizen £9 Saturday evening Gala Performance Adult £15 Student & Senior Citizen £9

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From John Hodge - the screenwriter behind the movie adaptations of ‘Trainspotting’, ‘Shallow Grave’ and ‘The Beach’ - comes this surreal and darkly comedic play, broadcast live from The National Theatre, London.

Rick Jones The ‘National Theatre Live’ initiative is a groundbreaking project utilising FEATURE DESIGN the very latest technology to deliver real time - live - theatre performances, Jason Bourgeois usually to cinemas. However, here in Jersey we get it a little better; our Opera House - with it’s fantastic acoustics and superb technical team - will host the live link, making this a unique and special viewing, and not to be missed!

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The play itself is a fictional story based on real life Russian writer and playwright Mikhail Bulgakov - author of the novel The Master and Margarita (lauded by ‘The Times’ as a 20th Century masterpiece) - and an equally fictional relationship with Russian dictator Josef Stalin.

Set in Moscow in 1938, at a time when penal labour camps, deportation and exile were very real threats to anyone displaying an outward sense of humour - let alone a sense of freedom - it portrays Bulgakov as having both of these things in spades.

Living among dissidents and in constant suspicion of secret police lurking around every corner, the writer finds himself rather ‘on the spot’, when he is tasked with writing a play about Stalin, to celebrate the dictator’s sixtieth birthday.

Stalin, famed for the ‘cult of personality’ he created around himself - whereby his public image was that of a God-like hero, and reality was, well, different - demanded unconditional flattery and praise from his people. To offer anything but worship was to find yourself in a Siberian work-camp or worse.

Thus, unable to freely express himself, or portray the truth, the hapless author descends into fevered and surreal depths of his imagination as he attempts to keep his all-powerful subject happy.

What follows is a dark, macabre and very funny game of cat and mouse between playwright and Russian Premier - where the humiliations and compromises forced on the artist are turned back on the carefully cultivated image of the murderous tyrant.

“Killing my enemies is easy. The challenge is to change the way they think, to control their minds. And, I think I controlled yours pretty well. In years to come, I’ll be able to say: Bulgakov? Yeah, we even trained him. He gave up. He saw the light. We broke him, we can break anybody. It’s man versus monster, Mikhail. And the monster always wins.” - Stalin to Bulgakov.

Being the screenwriter who brought the world the dark and gritty drama of Trainspotting, the humour and plot are predictably edgy. Collaborators may be set in 1938, but the humour is bang up-to-date and the cast get this across with consummate professionalism.

The Evening Standard called the play; “fresh and energetic, with a thick, throbbing vein of grotesque humour”.

Likewise The Daily Telegraph said of it; “a truly tremendous double act which thrills, chills and makes you laugh out loud - even though you know you shouldn’t’” The successful acting duo is made up of Alex Jennings (The Habit of Art) who plays Bulgakov and Simon Russell Beale (London Assurance), who portrays Stalin.

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Tickets are from £12.50 with concessions of £11. To book either call in, in person or call the Box Office on 01534 511 115 or book online; www.jerseyoperahouse.co.uk

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A dazzling dynamic whirlwind of song and dance, ‘Essence of Ireland’ is a quick-fire Celtic celebration of the sounds and distinctive dance-steps that define the Emerald Isle.

This description may have you thinking ‘Riverdance’, but think again; although ‘Essence of Ireland’ may display similar agility from the performers, the delivery is much edgier, adding a Pogues-like raucousness and not a little of the infamous ‘craic’ into the mix.

Telling an uplifting story that underpins the whole performance, the show is unique... and coming to Jersey Opera House at the beginning of next month.

Essence of Ireland is a touring show - a quick web-search and a look at the schedule is enough to show just how hard-working the cast and crew are - and as such, has that highly polished feel that only a professional tour can realistically offer.

Mixing traditional and contemporary songs; everything from Galway Girl to Carrickfergus and ‘You raise me up’, the pace is dynamic and keeps audiences on the edge of their seats, and maybe their feet itching to dance into the bargain.

The music is led by principal vocalist Ged Graham, a man with twenty-five years (and a repertoire to match) under his belt. Dublin-born Graham shows no signs of slowing down either; Ged has previously undertaken a seventy (yes seventy!) date tour with Essence of Ireland, on which he was both principal vocalist and creative director. The producers asked him back for the current tour, and if the last tour was anything to go by and we’re sure it is - Jersey is in for a treat.

The music is all live, and performed in real time by a real band. This adds to the down home realistic feel of the show, as it follows the fortunes of lovers Sean Dempsey and Coro McGowen. The pair are lifelong sweethearts who met in the 1940’s, but separated as Sean joined the many Irishmen who emigrated to New York in that era out of a necessity to find work and fortune in ‘the new world’.

Their letters, significant moments and feelings for each other are ably portrayed in the songs and scenes. As mentioned earlier, there is a very ‘real’ and visceral aspect to the show... it’s not the polished and squeaky clean story that is often the fare of similar shows.

That said, it is eminently suitable for the whole family, and there is something for everyone in the show.

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The tour has been consistently drawing rave reviews, such as the following, from The Southampton Echo;

‘‘If you liked Riverdance, Lord of The Dance and Spirit of The Dance, you will love this show... because it is even better’’.

That bold choice of words is telling, as comparing the show to such established and massively respected Internationally touring performances is high praise in itself; to say it’s even better surely makes this a must-see for people who enjoy this genre of the arts.

The costumes are dazzling, and the set, sound and lighting will be top notch - after all, this is Jersey Opera House, they have these elements down to a fine art - so all that’s missing so far, is you!

The show begins at 8pm, on both Friday 2nd and Saturday 3rd of December.

Tickets are from £17 to £24 with concessions giving £2 off. To book, either visit in person or call the Box Office on 01534 511115.

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Jersey’s Opera House will once again be linked by satellite and wired for sound for another of the popular and unique ‘Metropolitan Opera; Live in HD’ events, on Sunday 4th of December at 6pm. Combining the very best of performances from the best venue in the UK with the very latest technology, this provides a unique chance to see and hear Handel’s baroque showcase; Rodelinda.

‘Rodelinda, regina de’ Longobardi’, to give it it’s full title, is an ‘opera seria’ - the Italian definition for opera of noble and serious style - and thus follows a high baroque era pattern that plays out in three parts.

Composed by the dramatic genius; George Frideric Handel, and based on an evocative tale, the opera contains some of Handel’s most acclaimed arias, such as; ‘L’empio rigor del fatto’, ‘Di cupido impiego i vanni’, ‘Dove sei, amato bene?’, ‘Fra tempeste funeste’, ‘Pastorello d’un povero armento’, ‘Lo farò, diro: spietato’, ‘Lo t’abraaccio’ and ‘Vivi Tiranno’.

In this showcase from the composer, the three acts are based on the life of Rodelinda, Queen of Lombardy in the seventh-century, and the trials and tribulations she faced upon her husbands defeat, and subsequent exile from their palace.

Held captive in her palace by Grimoaldo, the Duke of Benevetto and the proponent of said defeat of her husband, Queen Rodelinda believes her husband to have died in exile, and is a broken woman.

However, through his friend, Unulfo, Rodelinda’s husband, the believedto-be-dead King Bertarido, sends word to his Queen that he is alive and in hiding near the castle.

The conquering Grimoaldo takes Bertarido’s sister, Eduige, and plans to marry her, but a series of twists and turns in the plot over the three acts sees a power struggle develop between the characters.

As well as the aforementioned arias, several notable duets feature, and done right - as this production surely will be, given the cast and direction - the opera is a masterpiece of dynamics and interpersonal dialogue, in which the music conveys the emotions of the act in breathtaking fashion.

Soprano Renée Fleming is no stranger to the role of the title character this will be her third time portraying the embattled Queen since her first run in the Met’s 2004 premiere.

Speaking on the role, Ms Fleming commented; “There’s something about Handel that feels modern. When I really looked closely at the Handel repertoire, this was one of the most interesting parts for me. She’s a powerful woman - her character wins the day. There were just so many aspects to the character that interested me.”

The cast also includes rising British countertenor Iestyn Davies, who debuts as the King’s faithful friend Unulfo. Andreas Scholl plays the exiled king Bertarido, Stephanie Blythe takes the role of his sister Eduige. In two Met role debuts, Joseph Kaiser sings usurper Grimoaldo and newcomer Shenyang takes on the corrupt royal advisor Garibaldo’s persona.

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Just Jersey is bringing Jamie Cullum to the Island to perform for an exclusive VIP Charity fundraiser at the Hotel de France. Guests will be wowed by Cullum’s own hits and famous covers whilst enjoying a three course dinner at this black tie event.

JAMIE CULLUM IS THE UK’S MOST SUCCESSFUL jazz artist ever and has almost singlehandedly taken jazz into the mainstream. His four albums to date have sold over 5 million copies worldwide and he has performed everywhere from Seoul to Sao Paolo, Fuji Rock to Glastonbury, The Hollywood Bowl to the Royal Albert Hall, from Melbourne to Memphis and across the USA. He has been nominated for a Grammy, two Golden Globes and several BRITs. Cullum has won an enviable reputation as a magnetic live performer, playing freewheeling concerts that emphasize spontaneity and improvisation. He rarely uses a set list and his gigs usually last over 2 hours.

Jamie has presented for VH-1 and appeared on the judging panel for the acclaimed ‘Must Be The Music’ on Sky1 HD. He has hosted several documentaries for BBC Radio 2 and since April 2010 he presents his own weekly jazz prime time evening show.

Cullum’s willingness to defy convention has served him well during his lifelong pursuit of musical fulfillment. He began playing piano and guitar at the age of eight. Then, in his mid teens, Cullum was in & out of rock bands playing guitar, drums and piano; he was also the drummer in a hip-hop combo. He eventually found his way back to jazz through the samples used in his favorite hip-hop recordings. Cullum lived in Paris towards the end of his teenage years it was here where he sharpened his skills performing in local jazz clubs. He then went on to become the biggest-selling British jazz artist of all time.

To win two tickets worth £125 each to see Jamie’s current album is named The Pursuit. The restless artistic spirit that aniJamie Cullum visit jerseyweekly.com mates the album is encapsulated by the album’s title, which was inspired by Nancy Mitford’s classic novel The Pursuit of Love. Cullum explains “The reason I made it the album title was that I’ve come to realize that life is one long pursuit. Being a musician is not about any obvious goal; it’s about appreciating the journey as opposed to the destination.” His next album is due to be released in early 2012.

Jamie Cullum says: “The artists I most admire, are people like Miles Davis and Tom Waits, who make all kinds of different records, and change and evolve over the years, but still remain themselves. That’s what I aspire to. I’m only about five per cent of the way there, but I’ve got time.”

The evening includes a special charity auction and all proceeds from this and other fundraising initiatives will go to The Just Jersey Fundraising Trust. The Trust supports 10 local Jersey charities. These are Autism Trust, Jersey Family Nursing & Homecare, The Special Care Baby Unit, MenCap Jersey, Headway Jersey, The Variety Club of Jersey, The Anthony Lewis Trust, The Shelter Trust for the Homeless, Jersey Asthma and Clic-Sargent. The evening will be hosted by local personality Murray Norton.

Just Jersey produces exclusive black tie events for Jersey residents, the first of which featured Bryan Ferry performing for the first time in Jersey. The dance floor was packed as the Roxy Music legend performed hits such as “I Put a Spell on You” and “Let’s Stick Together” along with tracks from his new album Olympia. The Jersey Evening Post described it as “a night to remember – just about as good as it gets” and Mr Ferry himself summed up the evening with “you’ve been a great crowd - I must come back to Jersey!”

Mark Emms from Just Jersey said: “After the sell-out success of our first event with Bryan Ferry, we knew that the people of Jersey would want to see more A-list artists, and so we’re delighted to be bringing Jamie Cullum to the island in December. Jamie puts on a fabulous show and it’s rare for him to play such an intimate venue so we’re really lucky to have him.”

The fundraising dinner will take place on Thursday 8th December. The evening will begin with a champagne reception. Guests will then enjoy a three-course dinner. After dinner there will be a charity auction before Jamie Cullum takes to the stage to perform a mixture of his own hits and famous covers. Tickets start from £125 and can be booked by telephoning 0845 177 0181. Discounts are available if you book a table of 12, full details at www.justjersey.je.

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MUSIC, THEATRE & ARTS

From one thing, to another – Mr Nice comes to Jersey in a proverbial puff of smoke! Last minute announcement that debauched dope champion, Howard Marks is DJing at The Live Lounge and will be having a chat with clubbers on 2nd December…

Howard Marks:

“The stage-fright I experience is the nearest thing I get to crossing a border with half a tonne of cannabis. I must be still addicted to that adrenaline rush it gives you.”

Gracing (or should we say, disgracing) our shores early December is the infamous, the notorious, the utterly meritorious Howard Marks, aka Mr Nice. Having done pretty much everything (that he should and shouldn’t do) in his life thus far, Welshman, Howard Marks has gone from Oxford student, to international drug smuggler, to author, DJ, stand-up comedian and guest speaker and ultimately been immortalized in film as ‘Mr Nice’ - the movie debuted last year with the equally Welsh Rhys Ifans playing the man himself.

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Howard Marks is something of a cult legend – in my teens I remember being transfixed to the pages of Mr Nice, his autobiography, which depicted his crazy life up to that point. The aptly titled book was a page-turner, as Howard Marks recounted his tales of drug smuggling (nothing too sinister, so it was that he only transported cannabis to the masses and procures to this day that cannabis use should be decriminalized)… Of all the criminals of his magnitude, Howard Marks really did seem, well – Nice.

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His story is that of an über intelligent young man, who was accepted into Oxford University on a scholarship against the odds and found himself in London, a far cry from the small Welsh village in which he grew up. It is astounding how his life took on such a turn of events that ultimately led him to become one of the most sought after drug smugglers the world had ever seen and Britain’s number 1 on the wanted list. Like many bohemian students of his generation (and many of those today), Howard Marks was a typical student – although not so typical for Oxford: “I decided to become a beatnik to all affected [...]. I smoked all the marijuana that passed between my hands, I read Kerouac, I listened to Bob Dylan and Roland Kirk and I went to see French films that I did not understand…” Howard Marks then got turfed out of University and realized as he began moving hashish across Europe with what seemed like ease, academia had seemingly lost it’s allure… It certainly didn’t pay as well as drug smuggling anyway…

After spending the best part of 20 years working an international smuggling ring, using 43 aliases, and running 25 companies and 89 phone lines, Howard Marks now rallies for cannabis usage to be decriminalised and in his spare time he brings laughter and merriment to people with his live shows and eclectic DJ sets: This unique event with Mr Nice, brought to you by AMPLIFY, is set to take place at The Live Lounge on Friday 2nd December, tickets cost £12 or £15 on the door and are available from White Label, Colomberie.

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Eating In

by Jon Moore, news@jerseyweekly.com

Beef Stew and Dumplings, Ready within 2 hours, Serves 6 people

• 1kg stewing beef, cut into cubes • 175g streaky bacon • 3 tbsp olive oil • 12 baby onions, peeled • 18 button mushrooms, left whole • 3 carrots, cut into quarters or 12 baby carrots, scrubbed and left whole • salt and freshly ground black pepper • 1 tbsp chopped thyme

• 2 tbsp chopped parsley • 10 cloves of garlic, crushed and grated • 425ml oz red wine • 425ml oz chicken or beef stock For the Roux • 50g butter •50g flour

1. Brown the beef and bacon in the olive oil in a hot casserole or heavy saucepan.

2. Remove the meat and toss in the onions, mushrooms and carrots, one ingredient at a time, seasoning each time.

3. Place these back in the casserole, along with the herbs and garlic.

4. Cover with red wine and stock and simmer for one hour or until the meat and vegetables are cooked.

5. To make the roux, in a separate pan melt the butter, add the flour and cook for two minutes.

6. When the stew is cooked, remove the meat and vegetables.

7. Bring the remaining liquid to the boil and add one tbsp of roux.

8. Whisk the mixture until the roux is broken up and the juices have thickened, allowing to boil.

9. Replace the meat and vegetables, and taste for seasoning.

10. Sprinkle with chopped parsley and serve.

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Eating Out

by Mark Bradbury, news@jerseyweekly.com

The Old Bakehouse, La Route du St Aubin, St. Aubin • 01534 724252

Under the current proprietor - Mick Gibson - the Old Bakehouse quickly gained a strong reputation for providing restaurant quality food, at cafe prices. With something on the menu for just about anyone, and all of it prepared to a standard that seems to defy the extremely reasonable prices, the Old Bakehouse is rightly popular with diners from all walks of life. Jersey Weekly went along, to give you an idea why:

cranberry tortilla wrap. Although wraps were on the menu, as was a bacon, brie and cranberry panini, the combination was her own idea, and I did wonder if she was being a little presumptuous.

Situated on the corner opposite the Martello tower that gives ‘First Tower’ it’s name, The Old Bakehouse has convenient free parking at the rear of the premises… there aren’t a huge number of spaces, but their is also handy on-street parking along the road leading to the bottom of Mont Cochon.

My Thai Green Curry was as good as any I’d had at a dedicated Thai restaurant. The rice was perfect, fluffy but not overdone, and the nan breads were warm and equally fluffy and light almost like they were freshly baked.

Arriving on an unusually sunny day (at least for November), the first dilemma we faced wasn’t what to choose from the wide and excellent menu, but rather whether we sit inside or out on the patio. The patio is a sun-trap and set up with a great gazebo at one end and sun parasols - lovely in summertime when you want fresh air as well as shade.

However, for this visit we chose to sit in the classy-yetcomfortable inside dining area, as the bright yet bracing outdoor weather was a little too nippy when sat still.

Greeted by Mick himself, it’s obvious right away that this is a relaxed and friendly establishment, where the customer is the priority. Grabbing a seat at the lovely clean white table at the far end allowed us to be tucked ‘out of the way’ and felt very cosy.

From the menu, I selected a Thai Green Curry with white rice and nan bread. My partner, however, rather cheekily ordered something that wasn’t even on the menu - a bacon, brie and

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However, the waitress merely replied “no problem” with a smile, and in short order, our food was with us, and looking and smelling fantastic!

The curry kept it’s trademark creamy-yet-light consistency, and the meat was tender, the texture pleasantly contrasting with the straw mushrooms and vegetables. There was a pleasant refreshing citrus flavour imparted by the lemon-grass, and the quantity was enough for even me… not always the case elsewhere!

My partner’s bacon, brie and cranberry wrap was very obviously cooked from fresh, and she didn’t really speak much about it as she was busy tucking in. On finishing, she commented it was the nicest prepared wrap she’d had, and as this is something she tends to order everywhere, this is high praise.

We couldn’t resist ordering some carrot cake - even though desert at lunchtime is not our usual practice - it was delicious, and, like everything else at the Bakehouse, presented beautifully.

With Lavazza coffees, possibly the best all-day breakfast and allweek roast dinners of any cafe I know of, and a daily special curry - or alternative pasta dish - the Bakehouse shouldn’t be passed by without popping in to sample the menu.

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Compiled by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

St Lawrence FC Academy

committee and excellent facilities at their Three Oaks ground in St. Lawrence and the club is in a perfect position to deliver innovative courses that will inspire and excite children and give them a great introduction to football. Whilst the focus of the courses will be on fun and enjoyment the sessions are designed to keep the children learning all the time.

With adequate car parking, toilet facilities, a fully supplied café serving hot and cold drinks and snacks and a sheltered viewing area the sessions will also provide a real social atmosphere for parents and families. The first session will commence on Saturday 18th November and will run each Saturday from 11am – 12.15pm for 5 weeks. An introductory cost of just £15 for all 5 weeks is available via the club’s website www.stlawrencefc. com. For more information please contact Mike by email at chairman@stlawrencefc.com.

Standard Bank “King Pins” St Lawrence FC is to establish it’s Junior Football academy in November 2011. Aimed initially at 6-8 year olds the concept is simple: to provide high quality and fun coaching in a secure and safe environment delivered by FA approved qualified coaches.

Headed up by first team coach and manager Mike Thorpe, the academy is seen as the next step in the club’s ambitious approach to become a focal point of football excellence in the island. Mike joined the club in 2007 having been involved in amateur football for longer than he can remember. As chairman of a club in the UK he created a youth structure, which initially started with 15 players. The club grew to some 500+ with over 60 qualified coaches in a 3-year period, with players ranging from 4 years old to 18 years old, which now filters into the 1st team at the club.

Gifted players have now moved on, with some at premiership clubs. The club is now FA Community Charter Standard and a nursery club to West Bromwich Albion.

Mike set up his own football coaching company “The Soccer Network” in 1999 which evolved from the club programme which commenced in 1996. An initial school programme working in a few local schools running after school and incurricular activities grew to a network of over 1500 schools by 2003. He then spent 4 years in Calgary, Canada running summer coaching camps and organising and delivering academy coaching at 4 of the top clubs in Calgary where individual club numbers exceeded 3000 in some cases. He has developed a number of coaching manuals from under 5 through to adults, the younger programmes being the foundation of the new academy at St Lawrence Football Club. This wealth of experience in the game as well as his business acumen is the driving force behind the club’s strategic growth and provides a solid foundation for the club’s future. Couple this with a dedicated and youthful

Standard Bank’s annual client bowling competition took place at Jersey Bowl on 10th November with 17 teams competing for the 2011 King Pin title.

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Standard Bank staff were joined on the lanes by clients from a range of firms within Jersey’s trust and corporate service provider sector. The winning team was from Jersey Trust Company and the runners-up were last year’s champions, Volaw.

Standard Bank’s Head of Institutional Banking, Haydn Taylor, said “Our annual client bowling event has become one of the highlights of the year as it is a great way to build relationships with our key clients in an informal environment. Players of all abilities can take part and whilst the emphasis is on having fun I was very impressed by the numbers of strikes the teams managed to score during the evening!”

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ONCE UPON A TIME there was an Island called Jersey whose kids needed a fun and interesting way to learn to play the magical game of football… A man called Will Partington saw all the boys and girls wishing and wondering about where to go and play and he brought Socatots to the little Island for one and all to play and play!

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SOCATOTS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED in 2002 by Simon Clifford, an English football coach, and a businessman known for introducing Brazilian training techniques into the UK with his Brazilian Soccer Schools. Whilst he was a primary school teacher in Leeds, Simon Clifford began training the children of the school using techniques derived from Brazilian football. He soon began an after school club that would become the first of what is now a worldwide chain of soccer schools… Teaching kids from Jersey to Hong Kong (that’s a really far away land…) how to enjoy the game and learn the rules whilst building on the importance of teamwork and fairness.

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Socatots isn’t just about learning the art of football – it is as much to do with key skills as it is anything else… Socatots Kids improve their motor skills, concentration, discipline, numeracy, literacy and colour recognition… all the while, they have fun! What better way to learn than through play and joining in? It is really important that parents get involved in Socatots, each session involves parent’s participating and that means providing quality-time for kids and parents in a structured and energetic setting, what fun!

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Will Partington (you remember, the man who introduced Socatots to Jersey), well, Will was a very keen footballer and he was also already the director of the Brazilian Soccer School in Jersey… Having successfully taught the Brazilian Soccer way, he realized that little ones could learn even sooner whilst having the time of their life and including mummies and daddies in the mix!

As they grow and shape their football knowledge, the little kids from Socatots can move into the Brazilian Soccer School with understanding and confidence – later on, we may even find some Liverpool, Chelsea, or Arsenal players in this mix – who knows?

“SOCATOTS is fascinating. I spent three hours this afternoon thinking why I or no-one else thought of this before. As a Doctor, Physiologist and as a footballer it fascinates me. What I would really like to do is study SOCATOTS as I think it will interest the whole of the world” (Socrates – Captain of Brazil 1982-1988) Socatots is offering FREE taster sessions at the following times on the opposite page:

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NOTE - SOCATOTS is a Prequel to Brazilian Soccer Schools Jersey. Further details on Brazilian Soccer Schools Jersey will be available in a future copy of Jersey Weekly. Or visit www.icfds.com/jerse.

For further information visit: www.socatots.com/jersey or email Will Partington w.partington@icfds.com or phone 07797 799 111

WEDNESDAYS: Elim Oasis Community Centre, St Saviour. (Hideaway Cafe) Phase 1 (6 months to walking confidently) 9:50am-10:25am Phase 2 (walking confidently to 2.5 years) 10:35am-11:15am Phase 3 (2.5 years to school age approximately) 11:25am-12:10pm THURSDAYS: Communicare Centre, (carghill room) St Brelade Phase 1 (6 months to walking confidently) 9:30am-10:05am Phase 2 (walking confidently to 2.5 years) 10:05am-10:45am Phase 3 (2.5 years to school age approximately) 10:45am-11:30am SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS: The Aquasplash (crèche) The Waterfront Centre Phase 1 (6 months to walking confidently) 9:15am-09:50am Phase 2 (walking confidently to 2.5 years) 10:00am-10:40am Phase 3 (2.5 years to school age approximately) 10:50am-11:35am

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STOKE v BLACKBURN Saturday 12:45

SUNDERLAND v WIGAN Saturday 15:00

BLACKBURN have drawn four and lost one of their last five matches, with Stoke picking two wins in the same period. Both desperately need a win; Stoke lost at home to QPR last weekend and are languishing in 14th, far below what Tony Pulis had in mind this season for his FA Cup runners-up. Blackburn manager Steve Kean, meanwhile, is surely on his last legs, as Rovers lie a place above bottom with a big run of games coming up.

SUNDERLAND can take nothing for granted this weekend if they want to kickstart their season – they drew a winnable tie at home to Fulham last weekend, and, while they should be confident of a three pointer at home to Wigan this weekend, they are well aware that every game in this division is tough. Fans will expect Black Cats boss Steve Bruce to mastermind a victory over his old club but Wigan, despite being the league’s bottom team, are starting to show promise, and they were unlucky not to win against Blackburn last weekend.

BOLTON v EVERTON Saturday 15:00 AS pressure continues to mount on Bolton boss Owen Coyle, the Trotters face an equally inconsistent Everton who, despite beating Wolves 2-1 last week, have struggled to field a settled team at any point this season through injury and suspension. Though the spoils have been evenly shared in this fixture over the previous five seasons – two wins each and a draw – current form suggests Everton could edge it, with Bolton having won just three games all season.

CHELSEA v WOLVES Saturday 15:00 CHELSEA aren’t having the best of luck so far this season, and AVB conceded last weekend that the devastating 2-1 home defeat to Liverpool was a massive blow to their title hopes. The Blues are now 12 points behind leaders Manchester City, but they’ll be looking to gain a few back with another home fixture this weekend. Wolves are off the back of a poor performance against Everton, and a consecutive away fixture to another Premier League big gun may not be quite the tie they need, since they’ve won just one in their last eight games.

MANCHESTER UNITED v NEWCASTLE Saturday 15:00 NEWCASTLE were the latest unbeaten side to tumble last weekend to an astonishing Manchester City squad who, let’s face it, are well on course in their bid for a first Premier League title. The Geordies, however, are still hot on the heels of United, who, despite a 1-0 away win at Swansea last weekend, are now five points behind their Manchester rivals. This will be an interesting tie between the league’s second and third placed teams – a second trip to Man United in as many weeks will be a big test for the Tynesiders.

NORWICH v QPR Saturday 15:00 THESE two newly-promoted teams have both firmly established themselves against the might of the heavyweight Premiership stalwarts – QPR’s summer spending appears to have been acutely managed, with performances on the pitch gaining more admirers as the fixtures progress, and Norwich are impressing too, hovering in a mid-table spot. QPR’s recent home win against Chelsea and a close fought match against the marauding Man City has epitomised the ability of this budding squad, however, Carrow Road hasn’t been the most fruitful of fixtures for Warnock’s men as they’ve left empty-handed in three of their last four encounters.

WEST BROM v TOTTENHAM Saturday 15:00 TOTTENHAM are in the midst of a devastating run of results which has produced 22 points from a possible 24, yet, for all of their success and momentum, the North Londoners still sit some way off the pace of the league’s Manchester frontrunners. A glance at the fixture list suggests this may be about to change, because, while Tottenham have relatively plain sailing ahead of them, their rivals are about to enter some very choppy waters.

They’ll certainly be eyeing a three pointer at The Hawthorns, and the inconsistent Baggies, having lost to Arsenal and Liverpool in recent weeks, could struggle against an in-form Spurs.

ARSENAL v FULHAM Saturday 17:30 ARSENAL’S season finally seems to be gathering pace, with another win at Norwich last weekend taking their unbeaten run to an impressive eight straight matches in all competitions. They’ll be looking to make it six straight Premier League wins tomorrow with a chance to regain top four status – and if it’s Dutch striker Robin Van Persie’s day, Fulham, who managed a goal-less draw at Sunderland last weekend, could be in trouble: RVP has scored ten goals in his last five league games and is, statistically, currently the best player in the world.

SWANSEA v ASTON VILLA Sunday 13:30 SWANSEA’S current form has catapulted them into a well-earned 13th position, yet while the dogged side have only lost once at home this season – to Man United last weekend – they’ve found goals a little hard to come by, having scored just 12 to date, and conceding 16. Aston Villa, on the other hand, have struggled to find their form under Alex McLeish – they’ve drawn four of their last five games in the league and have failed to take maximum points on the road at all this season.

LIVERPOOL v MANCHESTER CITY Sunday 16:00 IF current form is anything to go by, this weekend’s Super Sunday highlight should be a guaranteed thriller. Liverpool achieved a glorious win at Chelsea last weekend, putting both teams level on points, and even Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas thinks the Reds could do the unthinkable and pip both Manchester teams to the title. City, so far, have been not just unbeaten, but seemingly unbeatable – although this may arguably be their biggest test yet.

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One to watch: Liverpool’s Andy Carroll Words // Marcus Quinn Feature Design // Jon Moore

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WHAT IS THE TRAINING SCHEDULE?

The club trains at Bel Royal School on a Monday and Thursday between 6.30pm and 8.00pm.

HOW BUSY IS THE CLUB’S COMPETITION SCHEDULE?

“Jersey Wado Ryu runs a number of internal competitions and we work closely with our friends within the karate community – namely Ishin Ryu and Ken Yu Kai,” says Ryan. “Also, as a member of Jersey Wado Ryu, our students have access to and the opportunity to compete in competitions in the UK, and to train with the current British champions, as well as arguably one of the most successful karate coaches in Europe, Sensei Alan Flook,” he says.

WHO ARE THE MEMBERS? WHAT KINDS OF PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED? Words // Marcus Quinn • Feature Design // Jon Moore CLUB: Jersey Wado Ryu Karate Club FOUNDED: 1992 MEMBERS: 50+ COST OF MEMBERSHIP: £40 juniors under 16 and £60 for seniors OTHER COSTS: £2 per lesson - juniors and £3 per lesson - seniors INTERESTING FACT: The club is run as a non-profit organisation.

Chief instructor Ryan Lambotte also holds three black belts and has been training for over 30 years.

CONTACT: Ryan Lambotte (ryanlambotte@hotmail.com) or Steven Ahearne (steve@jerseywadoryu.com).

WEBSITE: www.jerseywadoryu.com or see the club’s Facebook page.

WHAT IS THE ATTRACTION OF THE SPORT?

“Discipline, self-improvement – both mentally and physically – and, within, Jersey Wado Ryu, a sense of family,” says chief instructor Ryan Lambotte.

HOW POPULAR IS THE SPORT IN JERSEY?

Karate and martial arts in Jersey and the Channel Islands are extremely popular, and there are many clubs who teach numerous different forms and styles. Wado Ryu karate is a Japanese martial art founded by Hironori Ohtsuka Sensei in 1934 and is said to be a softer, more natural means of protection. The term “wado ryu” means “way of peace”, or “way of harmony”, following Ohtsuka Sensei’s original intention to use training in Wado Ryu as a means of solving problems in a non-violent way. It’s fast becoming one of the most popular forms of karate in Jersey and throughout the rest of the world.

WHAT IS THE HISTORY OF THE CLUB?

“The club started teaching Wado Ryu karate in Jersey some 19 years ago under the name of Higashi Karate Kai,” says Ryan. The club was founded by Wado Ryu pioneer Liam Ahearne and, since his retirement three years ago, is now run by Ryan along with Liam’s son Steven Ahearne. ‘The club then evolved into Jersey Wado Ryu around eight years ago, and continues to go from strength to strength,’ says Ryan.

WHAT EVENTS DOES THE CLUB RUN?

The club runs an annual course, usually in October, which historically has been one of the best-supported karate courses in the Channel Islands with attendance from many visiting high grades (black belts). Since Jersey Wado Ryu is a non-profit organisation, it also organises a number of paid events, such as women-only self defence courses, which help to raise much-need funds to support the club and keep running costs down.

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“Our members range from six-years-old to 66-years-old, and we have students from all walks of life – from celebrity journalists to senior bankers! We also teach students who are physically and mental challenged and we have done so since our inception,” says Ryan.

HAVE MEMBERS GONE ON TO ACHIEVE ISLAND SUCCESS OR GREATER?

“Our karate association, Western Karate Union, have a former Open World Karate champion and are the current British Karate champions. However, self-improvement is always your greatest success,” says Ryan.

IS THERE A YOUTH SECTION, OR PROGRAMME, AS WELL AS A SENIOR SECTION?

Jersey Wado Ryu is affiliated to the Youth Service, and juniors and seniors train together for the first hour of training - between 6.30pm and 7.30pm. Seniors then stay on for another 30 minutes for advanced training.

WHAT CHALLENGES DOES THE CLUB FACE?

Economical challenges have always existed and none more so than now, says Ryan. “The instructors give their time for free and genuinely feel that the most important thing is giving back to the community and to karate. We are extremely fortunately to have some sponsorship and a solid group of students,” he says.

WHAT LONG-TERM AMBITIONS DOES THE CLUB HAVE?

“World domination, starting with Jersey! Seriously, we treat our club just as you would a business, with AGMs, cash flow forecasts and business models. Our aim is to increase our membership, knowledge base and generally promote Jersey Wado Ryu as the number one source of karate excellence in the Channel Islands,” says Ryan.

WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THE CLUB SO SPECIAL?

“The students and the instructors, where there are no politics and egos are left at the door. We treat each like family because that is exactly what we are – albeit a very dangerous family!” he adds.

HOW CAN YOU GET INVOLVED?

Simply contact Ryan or Steve, or just turn up to a session. “Everyone is welcome – and worst case scenario is that we are the cheapest babysitting service in the Island!” says Ryan.

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Sports & Fitness

by Tiffany Shales, news@jerseyweekly.com

SPORTS & FITNESS CENTRES

BodyRox No. 6, Seale Street, Seaton Place, St Helier.

Fort Regent Leisure Centre St Helier. Phone: 449800

Phone: 618300 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 9pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 5pm Sun: 8am - 5pm

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Helier Phone: 739000 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8pm, Sat: 8am 5.30pm, Sun: 9am - 4pm

Club Carrefour La Grand Route de St Laurent, St Lawrence Phone: 865555 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9pm, Fri: 6.30am - 8.30pm, Sat: 7.30am - 7pm, Sun: 8.30am - 6pm

Curves 19 Oxford Road, St Helier. Phone: 611900

Open: Mon - Fri: 7am - 3pm, 4pm - 7pm Sat: 9am - 12pm

Fitness First The Waterfront, La Rue de L’Etau, St Helier.

Phone: 752400 Open: Mon - Thurs: 6am - 10pm Fri: 6am - 8pm Sat: 7am - 8pm Sun: 8am - 6pm

• ARCHERY • Archers of Jersey

£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

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Aerobics at Fitness First

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Mon - 5.30pm Hydrofit at Les Quennevais Fri - 5.45pm Mon - 7pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Shape up to Music Aerobics with Jayne & Julie Aquamotion at Les Mon - 7.15pm Quennevais

Sun - 10.30am Tues & Thurs - 9.45am £6 a session, 1 hour. St Mary’s £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Community Centre (Mon) & St Martins are 45 min.

School (Sun) 864569. Until Dec.

Aqua Combat

Fat Burner at Les Quennevais Tues - 7pm Tues - 7pm

Brune, St Brelade. Phone: 497000 www.lesormesjersey.co.uk Gym: Mon - Fri 6.30am - 9pm Sat & Sun: 7.30am - 8pm

Les Quennevais Sports Centre

Route des Quennevais, St Brelade. Phone: 449880 www.gov.je Gym: Mon - Fri: 7am - 9pm Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 6pm Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm Swimming pool: Mon - Fri: 7am - 8.30am (Adults only) 9am - 8pm Wed & Thurs: 7pm - 8pm (Adults only) Fri: 6pm - 7pm (Family fun) Sat: 9am - 5pm Sun: 9am - 7pm, 4.30pm - 6pm (Family fun) Bank Holidays: 9am - 5pm

Springfield Stadium & Sports Centre Janvrin Rd,

St Helier. Phone: 449615 www.gov.je Centre: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 10.15pm Fri: 6.30am - 6.30pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 2pm.

Gym: Mon - Thurs: 6.30am - 9.30pm Fri: 6.30am - 6pm Sat & Sun: 8.30am - 1.30pm

Fri - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

734524 aquasplash.je

Aqua Natal at Les at Quennevais

Mon & Wed - 7am - 9pm £TBA archersofjersey.webs. Mon - 5.30pm com Tony O’Sullivan 743755 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both archersofjersey@hotmail.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Archery Society Metro. Classes are 45 mins.

Thurs - 7.30pm Sun - 10am Dance Aerobic at BodyRox £TBC 91 Crabbe, St Mary Thurs - 12.10pm jerseyarcherysociety.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• AEROBICS •

Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village Le Mont a la

£7.30, Beginners Class Aqua Splash

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• BADMINTON •

Tues & Wed - 7pm £6.80, Classes are 1 hour.

Grainville Badminton Club

Aqua Beat at Les Quennevais

Tues & Fri - 8pm - 10pm Friendly club looking club Wed - 9.45am standard players to join as new £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes members or guests. £5 guest are 45 mins. or membership options, New Gilson Hall, La Pouquelaye info@ Aqua Aerobics at Les grainvillebadmintonclub.com

Quennevais

• BASKETBALL • Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Beginners - Jersey Aqua Fit at Les Quennevais

Basketball Association

Tues - 7.30pm. £TBC Langford Fri - 9.45am Sports Centre, Mont Millais £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Advance - Jersey Basketball

Post Natal Aqua at Les Quennevais

Association

Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Aqua Mobility at Les Quennevais

Tues - 8.30pm £TBC Langford Sports Centre, Mont Millais

• BODY PUMP • Bodypump at Fort Regent Mon & Wed - 6pm

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Thurs - 5.45pm Jersey Thai Boxing Club £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Thurs - 6pm are 1 hour.

Sat - 3pm £5 per session or £35 a month, 70 Bodypump Technique at Fort Stopford Road, St Helier 077977 42964

Regent

• CIRCUITS • Mon & Wed - 5.40pm Thurs - 5.30pm FREE, Classes are 15 mins. Curves Circuit with Zumba Recommend to do before your 1st Mon - 7am, 12.30pm, 6pm & Body pump 6.30pm Thurs - 9am, 12.30pm, 2.30pm & Body Pump at Fitness First 4.30pm Tues - 7am & 5.30pm Sat - 9.30am & 10am Thurs - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm Classes are 30 mins.

Sat - 9am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. Performance Life at Carrefour

classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

• CYCLING •

Laydeez Fitness Classes

Coast 2 Coast Mountain Bike Tour

Circuits at Les Quennevais

Dance N’ Tone at Springfield

Step Circuit at Les Quennevais

Beginners/Intermediate Line Dancing at Springfield

Tues & Thurs - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Sat - 9.30am £10 - £30, Kiosk, Bel Royal john@ £5 per class or £30 per month, First jerseyadventures.com 07797 727503 Tower School Gym 07797 721315 fiteez.co.uk • DANCE • Tues - 6.30pm Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins.

Wed - 6pm Metro Tues - 9am Sun - 10.15am Muscle Pump at Carrefour Mon & Fri - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Metro Advanced. £45.50 or £59.50 a month £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Mon & Wed - 1.10pm for both clubs, Classes are 30 mins.

Tues - 5.30pm (45 mins) £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Circuits at Fitness First clubs, Classes are 35 mins.

Mon & Wed - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.

are 45 mins.

• COMBAT WORKOUTS • Boxercise at BodyRox

Tues - 12.10pm Wed - 1.10pm Thurs - 5.20pm (Outdoor) Fri - 7am Mon - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £59.50 a month for both Carrefour £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour. are 45 mins unless stated. clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Bodypump Express at Fort Regent Circuits at Club Carrefour

• BOWLS •

Busy Life at Carrefour Metro

Tues & Thurs - 7am Tabs Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Mon, Tues, Thurs & Fri - 9.30am Wed - 1.10pm & 11.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, Mixed ability. £45.50 or £59.50 a The Indoor Bowling Stadium, Grainville month for both clubs, Class Pass Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@ - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for aol.co.uk Carrefour Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

Jersey Bowls

Mon - Fri - 10am - 2pm £3 Jersey Bowls Club, Westmount 852158

Tabs & Disabled (new members welcome)

Circuits at Carrefour Metro

Tues - 12.10pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Wed - 9.30am £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Together in Life at Carrefour Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: Metro 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Tues & Thurs - 5.30pm Women Only. £45.50 or £59.50 a Friendly League month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 Sat - 9.30am for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour £TBC Jersey Indoor Bowls, The Indoor Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Bowling Stadium, Grainville Helen: 768772 or jerseyindoorbowl@aol.co.uk Circuits at Fort Regent Tues - 6pm • BOXING • Wed - 7am Sun - 10.30am Pisces Thai Boxing Gym £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon & Fri - 5pm - 6pm (Children are 1 hour.

Classes) Mon, Wed & Fri - 6pm - 7.30pm Boxing Circuit at Carrefour (Adult Classes) Metro TBA, La Petit Route Des Mielles, Tues - 6.20pm St Brelade. 07797 813676 or £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both andysellars@yahoo.co.uk clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10

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Body Attack at Fort Regent

Intermediate/Advance Line Dancing at Springfield

Tues - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Over 50’s Shape up to Music with Jayne & Julie

Tues - 10.30am Thurs - 10.30 £5.66 a session, 1 hour. Beginners also welcome St Mary’s Community Centre (Tues) & Trinity Parish Hall (Thurs) 864569. Until Dec.

Mon - 6pm Wed - 5.45pm Sat - 10am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Contemporary Dance &

Fighting Fit at Fort Regent

Improvisation with Sheri

Tues - 6pm - 7pm Mon & Wed - 6.30pm for Adults - All Ages & Abilities. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes First Tower School, Parking in the are 1 hour. school playground, Your first session is FREE! Then £5 per class Tel. Body Combat at Fort Regent 07797855756 unitydanceprojects@ Tues & Thurs - 5.45pm yahoo.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Dance Fusion at Fort Regent

Kickboxing at Fort Regent

Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Tues & Thurs - 6.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour 45 mins.

Salsa Fusion Wed - 8pm - 10.30pm until 28th Boxing Circuit at Carrefour Dec Metro £5, The Drift Bar 07797 845845 Tues - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Kids & Teenage clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 B-boying (Breakdance) classes, Only valid for Carrefour Sat - 12pm - 1pm (4 - 9yrs), 1pm Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

2pm (10 - 18 yrs) £4 - £5, great form of dance to learn,

Fighting fit at Carrefour Metro but also improves coordination, Thurs - 6.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

balance, confidence and general fitness for all levels of ability. Boys and Girls welcome. Samares School 07797 785810.

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• DIVING • PADI Dive Courses

BodyRox

Tues - 9.30am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Daily at a time the suite you From a Discover Scuba Session (try dive) through to Instructor Training Zumba/Atomic at BodyRox £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road Wed - 10.30pm - 5 - 9yrs Thurs - 9.30am - 4 - 7yrs 880934 www.divejersey.co.uk Thurs - 10.30pm for Teens DiveJersey - Boats Dive £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Varied Schedule Including Shallow dives suitable for are 1 hour. open water divers £TBC DiveJersey, Belmont Road 880934 www. Fitness for Teens at BodyRox Wed - 3.30pm divejersey.co.uk £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

PADI Open Water Course Mon - Thurs - 10am - 4pm • MARTIAL ARTS • £TBC The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 866990 scubadivingjersey.com

£6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Fitness Pilates at Les are 45 mins.

Quennevais Mon - 10.30am (1 hour), 7pm Ambient Stretch at Les Tues - 9.30am, Quennevais Wed - 7pm Wed -1.15pm Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins. are 45 mins.

Body Balance at Fitness Pilates at Fitness First First Mon & Thurs - 12.15pm Sun - 10.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• NETBALL •

Tues - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 35 mins.

Pilates at BodyRox

Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Pay and Play

Wed - 8.30pm - 10.30pm £5, Open to all abilities even Jersey Wado Ryu Karate Club complete novices, Les Ormes indoor Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent Mon & Thurs - Juniors 6.30pm - Netball Courts, Rena Nelson - Mon - 6pm Try Dives 7.30pm, Seniors 6.30pm - 8.30pm 449748 or r.nelson@gov.je £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon - Sun - 10am - 5.30pm are 1 hour. £35 over half term for families - £TBC, Bel Royal School 07797 Back to Netball £49.50 The Dive Centre, Bouley Bay 722102 info@jerseywadoryu.com Mon - 8.15pm - 9.30pm - 10 Core Pilates at Club Carrefour 866990 scubadivingjersey.com weeks starting from 5th Sept Piscesfitness Thurs & Fri - 10.30am • HOCKEY • Wed - 5pm - 6pm (Bag & Pad £55 for 10 weeks, Open to all Wed - 6.15pm abilities even complete novices, £59.50 a month for both Carrefour Blast) Sat - 11am - 12pm - (Rounds/ Back to Netball provides a gentle clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Jersey Ladies Hockey Club introduction to the sport for female Circuit Training) Wed - 6.15pm Newcomers Welcome, Les £5, Pisces Thai Boxing Gym, La players over sixteen years of age, Les Beginners Pilates at Quennevais astro turf, 07829 916655 Petit Route Des Mielles, St Brelade. Ormes indoor Netball Courts, Rena Springfield 07797 813663 or natsellars@ Nelson - 449748 or r.nelson@gov.je Tues - 11.30am nicky_quenault@yahoo.co.uk hotmail.com £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes • PETANQUE • • KAYAKING • are 1 hour.

Kayak Tours

Daily - 10am £20 - £25, Location on booking 07797 727503, jerseyadventures.com

Kayak Tours

Children Beginners - Cho’s Friendly Petanque Tae Kwon Do Sat - 11am £TBC Active Studio, Fort Regent

Children Advance - Cho’s Tae Kwon Do

Daily - 12.30pm, 2.30pm & 3pm Sat - 12pm, Mon - 6pm £25 - £30, St Brelade’s Bay 07797 £TBC Active Studio & Dance Studio, Fort Regent 736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk

Sit on top Kayaking Course

Sun - 10am - 12.30pm £235 - £310 (6 or 8 weeks) For anyone who wants to discover sit-ontop kayaking or has bought a kayak and wants to improve their paddling skills. kayakadventures.co.uk 077978 53033

• KIDS • Kids Class at Fitness First

Mon, Wed & Fri - 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• MIND AND BODY •

Thurs - 1.45pm FREE, Carrefour Petanque Club, The Nicolle Centre, La Route de St Jean, St Lawrence

• PILATES •

Power Fitness Pilates at Fort Regent

Tues - 1pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.

Pilates for the more Active at Fort Regent

Power Pilates at Les Quennevais

Thurs - 1.10pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 50 mins.

Mon - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Pilates at Carrefour Metro Ambient Stretch at Fort are 45 mins.

Thurs - 5.30pm Regent £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Fitness Pilates at Mon - 9.30am clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Springfield Fri - 10.30am classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am Metro. Classes are 55 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

• RUGBY • are 45 mins.

Body Balance at Fort Regent

Mon & Wed - 7.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Tai Chi & Relaxation at Les Quennevais

Boxercise for 12 - 15yrs at Tues - 12.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes BodyRox are 1 hour.

Mon - 10.30am £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Tai Chi & Relaxation at are 1 hour.

Springfield Fun & Fitness for 5 - 9 yrs at Wed - 12.15pm

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Pilates at The Studio

Mon -10am & 1.10pm (40 mins) Tues - 7.15pm (40 mins) Wed - 12.10pm (40 mins) & 9.30am Thurs - 5.30pm Fri - 1.10pm (40 mins) Sat - 10am £6 - 40 mins, £7 1 hour classes. The Studio, Top Floor, 21a La Columberie 07797889107, karenatthestudio@ live.co.uk, kmpilates.com

Les Quennevais Rugby

Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only) of all levels of experience welcome. Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds Wayne: 07797 771367 or info@lqrfc.com

St Helier Rugby

Wed - 6.30pm FREE new players (adult males only) of all levels of experience welcome.

Playing at Jersey Rugby Club grounds

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Spinning at Fort Regent

Step at Fitness First

Sun - 9.30am Mon - 7am & 6pm Tues & Thurs - 7.10am, 9.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

• RUNNING • & 6pm • VOLLEYBALL • Fri - 5.30pm Women’s Running Bootcamp £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes with Fiteez Beach Volleyball are 45 mins.

Starting 24th Sept, 6 weeks - 9am Thurs - 6pm £45, Beginners & Intermediates, Spinning at Club Carrefour FREE, Open to everyone - just bring 07797 721315 fiteez.co.uk water. The Gunsite Mon, Wed & Thurs - 9.30am Running Club at Carrefour Mon - 6.15pm Beginner Volleyball Metro Sat - 2pm - 4pm Sat - 9.15am Tues - 1pm £5 a Session, interested in learning Sun - 10am £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both £59.50 a month for both Carrefour how to play or to improve their skills. clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 clubs. Classes are 45 mins.

Haute Vallee School 077977 42882 classes, Only valid for Carrefour • WALKING • Metro. Classes are 45 mins.

Spinning at Carrefour Metro Mon & Thurs - 1.10pm • SAILING • Nordic Walk with Fiteez Wed - 5.45pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Regular Classes & Courses Raleigh Sailing clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 For more information call 07797 Daily Cruise’s Available classes, Only valid for Carrefour 721315 fiteez.co.uk 5 different cruises available, short bay, Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

• WORK OUTS • coastal, around the island, inter island & french coast cruises. Prices vary. Spinning at Les Quennevais 07797 792858 or 638804, admin@ Mon & Thurs - 6pm & 7pm Muscle Pump at Les raleighsailing.com Quennevais Tues - 10.30am & 6pm Mon - 10.30am (1 hour) Weds - 9.30am & 6pm • SHOOTING • Tues - 7pm Fri & Sat - 9.30am Sun - 10.15am (1 hour 30 mins on Thurs - 10.30am Clay Pigeon Shooting Sun - 9.30am last Sun of each month) Daily £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Clay pigeon shooting is a thrilling are 45 mins. are 45 mins. experience which demands concentration, a keen eye and quick RPM at Fitness First Body Active at Springfield reactions £35 Absolute Adventures Tues & Fri - 6.15am, 7am Mon - 11.15am 07797736411 www.absolutejersey.co.uk Wed - 5.30pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Thurs - 7am Jersey Pistol club Sat - 9am Sat - 2pm Body Sculpt (upper) at Sun - 11am Sun - 10am £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins. Carrefour Metro £3 - £6 Jersey Pistol club, Le Chermin du Mon, & Wed - 12.10pm • STEPS • Catel, St Mary 852158 information@ Tues & Thurs - 1.10pm jerseypistolclub.org.je £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Classes are 35 mins.

Step at Les Quennevais • SPINNING • Mon - 9.30am Musle Pump at BodyRox £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Spinning at Fitness First Mon - 12.10pm are 45 mins.

Mon - 7am, 1.15pm, 4.40pm, Fri - 1.10pm 5.30pm & 6.30pm Simply Step at Carrefour £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Tues - 1.15pm, 4.40pm, 5.30pm & Metro are 1 hour.

6.30pm Wed & Fri - 5.30pm Weds - 7am, 1.15pm & 6.30pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Total Tone at Les Quennevais Thurs - 1.15pm & 5.30pm clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Mon - 1.15pm Fri - 1.15pm classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Sun - 9.30am are 45 mins.

Metro. Classes are 45 mins. £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Spinning at BodyRox

Step & Shape at Fort Regent

Wed - 7.10pm (50 mins) Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Mon - 7am & 12.10pm (35mins) Tues - 5.30pm Wed - 7.15am & 6pm Thurs - 12.10pm & 5.30pm Fri - 7.15am & 12.10pm Step & Pump at BodyRox £6 a class or £38 a month, Classes Fri - 1.10pm are 1 hour. £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 40 mins.

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Team Workout - Abs at Fitness First

Mon, Wed & Fri - 5pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 15 mins.

Stretch & Shape at Les Quennevais

Core at Fitness First

Mon - 6.15pm Fri - 1.15pm £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Shape & Tone at Les Quennevais

Tues & Sat - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Bodytone at BodyRox

Tues - 1.10pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Core Conditioning at Les Quennevais Tues - 6.10pm (50 mins) Fri - 1.30pm (45 mins) £6.70 or FREE with Active.

Leg, Tums & Bums at Les Quennevais

Wed - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Cardio Kick at Les Quennevais

Wed - 10.15am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Legs, Tums & Bums at BodyRox Wed - 12.10pm Thurs - 6.15pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Core Extreme at BodyRox

Wed - 5.20pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Absolute Abs at Carrefour Metro Wed - 6.20pm £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Tri Work-Out at Les Quennevais

Thurs - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Body Active at Les Quennevais

Thurs - 11am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Mon & Thurs - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Bootcamp at Carrefour Metro are 45 mins.

Thurs - 12.10pm Perfect for those who want to push

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themselves that bit further & enjoy training outdoors. £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 classes, Only valid for Carrefour Metro. Classes are 30 mins.

Body Combat at Fitness First Thurs - 5.30pm Sat - 10am £39.95/month, Classes are 45 mins.

Weighted Workout at Les Quennevais

Fri - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Total Tone at Fort Regent

Fri - 9.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

Friday Fitness at Les Quennevais

Fri - 10.30am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 mins.

• YOGA • Bikram Yoga Carrefour

at

Club

Mon & Wed - 9.30am Tues & Thurs - 6pm Fri - 5.45pm £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins.

Afternoon Yoga at Les Quennevais

Mon & Wed - 1.15pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 30 mins.

Yoga at BodyRox

Mon - 5.45pm £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Bikram Yoga at Yoga Matters Everyday

Mon to Fri - 6pm Tues, Thurs, Sat & Sun - 9.30am Sat - 4pm £7, 3a Rue de Funchal, St Helier www.yogamatters.yolasite.com 07797 838376

Jersey Bikram Yoga

Mon, Wed & Fri - 6.30pm Sun - 10am Members/OAP/Students £7, Drop in £10 or 10 Classes £80, Yoga studio, Les Ormes Golf & Leisure Village 07797 725243 www. jerseybikramyoga.com

Ashtanga Yoga at BodyRox Tues & Thurs - 7am

£6 per class or £38 a month, Classes are 1 hour.

Core Body Yoga at Springfield

Sun - 11.15am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 45 min.

Thurs - 5.45pm £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Thurs - 10am Zumba at BodyRox are 1 hour 15 mins.

Thurs - 6.30pm Tues - 5.20pm All classes are for beginners, 07797 Yoga Class Wed - 6pm 851589 or www.bikramyoga.je Thurs - 6.30pm - 7.30pm £6 - £7 Thurs - 7pm L’Horizon Spa 07829 954000 calli@ £6 per class or £38 a month, Classes Dynamic Yoga at Springfield yoga-box.co.uk are 1 hour.

Tues - 5.45pm £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Yogalates at Springfield Zumba at Rouge Bouillon are 1 hour 15 mins.

School Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tue - & Thurs - 6.10pm Yoga at Fitness First Sun - 11.10am are 45 mins.

Tues - 6.30pm £6 per class or £40 per month (10 Fri - 7am classes) Jo - 077977 78015 or Dynamic Yoga at Les Sat - 11am zumbajojersey@hotmail.com Quennevais £39.95 a month, Classes are 1 hour. Thurs - 7pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at Springfield Hatha Yoga Beginings Wed - 5.45pm are 45 mins.

Tues - 6.30pm Sat - 9.15am £7 Rouge Bouillon School Mary: Fitness Yoga at Carrefour £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes 07797 761014 are 45 mins.

Metro Fri - 1.10pm Mind & Body Yoga at £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Zumba at Town Church Springfield clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 Wed - 6pm Tues - 7pm classes, Only valid for Carrefour £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or £7.90 or FREE with Active, Classes Metro. Classes are 35 mins.

Colin 07797 747392 are 1 hour.

Bikram Yoga Les Ormes

Yoga at Les Quennevais

Yogalates at Les Quennevais Zumba at Fitness First

Sat - 10.15am Wed - 7am £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Sun - 8.45am are 45 mins. £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes are 1 hour.

Hatha Yoga at Springfield Sun - 10am Toddler Massage & Yoga (6 £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Months - 2 Yrs) are 1 hour 30 mins.

Wed - 9.30am - 10.20am • ZUMBA • £35 for 6 weeks, Carousel Dance Studio, St Helier, 639603 / 07797 810638, lavenderlullabies.co.uk Zumba at Carrefour Metro Mon - 6.20pm Svaroopa ® Yoga Sat - 10.15am Wed - 10am £45.50 or £59.50 a month for both Thurs - 6.15pm clubs, Class Pass - £70 for 10 £10 (block) - £13 (drop in), Classes classes, Only valid for Carrefour are 1 hour 30 mins, Indoor Bowling Metro. Classes are 1 hour.

Stadium Grainville. Celina - 07797 919149 Zumba at La Moye School Mon & Wed - 6.30pm Vinyasa Yoga at Fort Regent £6 per session, Lucy 07797 761892 Wed - 6pm £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Zumba at St Martin’s School are 1 hour.

Mon - 6.30pm £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Vinyasa Yoga at Les Colin 07797 747392

Wed - 6.15pm Fri - 10.30am & 6.30pm Sun - 11.30am £39.95 a month, Classes are 45 mins.

Zumba at St John’s School

Thurs - 6.30pm £6 per class, Julie 07797 815610 or Colin 07797 747392

Zumba at Club Carrefour

Fri - 9.30am Sun - 10.10am £59.50 a month for both Carrefour clubs. Classes are 1 hour.

Zumba at Trinity Parish Hall Fri - 10.15am £6 per class Jo - 077977 78015

Zumba for Beginners at Fort Regent Fri - 1.10pm £3.35 or FREE with Active, Classes are 35 mins.

Quennevais

Thurs - 9.30am Zumba at Fort Regent £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Tues & Sat - 9.30am are 1 hour.

Tues - 6pm Thurs - 1.10pm Iyengar Yoga at Club £6.70 or FREE with Active, Classes Carrefour are 45 mins.

Thurs & Sat - 9.30am £59.50 a month for both Carrefour Zumba at Les Quennevais clubs. Classes are 1 hour 30 mins.

Tues - 10.15am

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PROPERTY REFURBISHED AND SMARTLY PAINTED A-H FLAT AVAILABLE - JANUARY 2012 Completely refurbished and smartly painted one bedroom unfurnished A-H flat available January 2012. Close to town, own parking and private garden/ BBQ area. No smoking. Long term lease preferred. £850 p.c.m. plus deposit in advance. Call 01534 878889 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - PONTAC, ST CLEMENT Spacious family home in quiet cul-de-sac. 3 Bedrooms, open plan lounge/dining room, large kitchen bathroom, downstairs cloakroom. Safe enclosed garden overlooking fields, parking for 3 cars plus visitor parking. Close to St Clement primary/secondary schools. Owners motivated to sell, no onward chain. Call 077977 21312 3 BEDROOM FAMILY HOME St Saviour/St Clement area, close to beach, park and town. Well maintained three bedroom semidetached house for sale, perfect for a young family. Comprising of large kitchen diner and separate utility room. Sunny lounge with functional fireplace. Fantastic loft conversion currently being used as a study but could be used as a 4th bedroom. New roof. Double glazed with under floor and gas central heating. Small south facing garden. Sea views and parking for one car. Internal viewing a must.

Offers around £379,000 Call 07797 718410 DETACHED A-J 3 BEDROOM HOUSE - ST SAVIOUR A-j detached 3 bedroom house for rent in st saviour. Tucked away in small private quiet cul de sac of just 3 houses. Close to St Saviour and Grainville schools, walk to the waterfront in 30 minutes.

Unfurnished. Parking for 4 cars. £1,650 Call 07797 740810

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BEAUTIFUL 1 BEDROOM PENTHOUSE FLAT

Beautiful 1 bedroom penthouse flat in St Aubin with stunning views across the harbour. Recently re-decorated to a high standard.

Flat compromises of: 1 Large bedroom with built in wardrobe Lounge/Dining area Newly fitted kitchen with a range of cupboard, fridge/freezer, washing machine and built in oven hob Newly fitted bathroom suite. There is also 1 allocated parking space and loft storage Rent is £1200 PCM £1500 Deposit Full Housing qualifications required If you would like to come and have a look please let me know and we are happy to accommodate this at any time. Flat is available from 01 December Call 07829 777617 MUST SELL - LEAVING THE ISLAND Two bedroom property in St. Helier. 10 min walk to town centre.

2 designated parking spaces.

Safe enclosed garden. Offers invited and considered. Must sell due to leaving the Island. For further information or to arrange a viewing please call 724511 or 07797 756477 IMPOSING DETACHED 4 BEDROOM HOUSE Large Detached Granite House - St Ouen - £2,550 pcm - A-J An imposing four double bedroom, two bathroom detached granite property located in the West ideally situated close to all local amenities, bus routes and just a two minute drive to the beach. To the rear of the property there is a large sunny enclosed, mature garden offering total privacy. Parking for 3 to 4 cars plus a garage and external buildings which can be used as an office / den. Available to let to A-J Categories. £2,550 PCM Call 01534 861123 or 077977 88304

TWO BEDROOM TWO BATHROOM APARTMENT (A-J) Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom purpose built apartment with views over People’s Park. Designated secure underground parking space, security intercom access, impressive communal areas and lift access to all floors. The apartment is in excellent condition and features a fully fitted kitchen with integrated cooker, dishwasher and washer dryer, double glazing and Economy 7 heating. Lounge (26.9’) with Juliette balcony.

Master bedroom with en-suite.

Situated on the outskirts of town within easy walking distance of shops, the park and beach. £1,350 PCM Call 077977 61229 1 BED TOWN FLAT FOR RENT MARINA LOCATION Brand New Marina apartment at castle key, partly furnished with high gloss latte fitted wardrobes a memory foam bed with draws and wall mounted plasma screen TV. The curtains in the bedroom and lounge are fully lined with blackout. Wooden floors run throughout finished to a very high standard The apartment benefits from a fully fitted German kitchen with all top end appliances and a separate cupboard in the hall way that houses the washer dryer. £975 PCM Call 077977 68817 NON-QUALS QUIET GARDEN FLAT WITH PARKING 1 double bedroom with shower on suite (no bath), plus 1 box room (box room 2.51m x 1.87m), Lounge/ Dinner, Kitchen, Toilet, Storage area. Own entrance to garden and on site parking for 1 car. Part furnished, Gas cooker and fridge on site. Available for professional persons only at £1,150 pcm for a couple or £1,046 pcm for single occupancy, plus own utility charges. Non smokers, Minimum 2 year agreement £1,046 Contact through jerseyweekly.com

BEAUTIFUL CHARACTER 2 BEDROOM COTTAGE This lovely 2 bedroom cottage is just a minutes walk from the beach and has a garage and parking. The cottage has a large lounge/diner with working fireplace, a scullery with loads of storage cupboards, and a lovely bright fully fitted kitchen with integrated fridge, dishwasher, electric oven and hob. There is a large bathroom with bath and overhead power shower and 2 double bedrooms. Rental of £1,550 per month with a deposit equivalent to 1 months rent. Call 853512 (evenings) or 07797 797378 TWO BEDROOM TWO BATHROOM APARTMENT (A-J) Spacious 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom purpose built apartment with views over People’s Park. Designated secure underground parking space, security intercom access, impressive communal areas and lift access to all floors. The apartment is in excellent condition and features a fully fitted kitchen with integrated cooker, dishwasher and washer dryer, double glazing and Economy 7 heating. Lounge (26.9’) with Juliette balcony.

Master bedroom with en-suite.

Situated on the outskirts of town within easy walking distance of shops, the park and beach. £1,350 PCM Call 077977 61229 SPACIOUS 3 BED SEMI FOR SALE

This lovely family home is offered for sale at a sensible price. It has 3 bedrooms, a lounge, kitchen, dining room and sun room. Along with a spacious bathroom upstairs and a shower room downstairs this is the house that meets all your needs. Outside is a safe, enclosed rear garden with garage/workshop and on street parking for 2 cars. £415,000 Call 077977 2806

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VEHICLES VW GOLF GTI 2.

REDUCED PRICE VW Golf Gti 2.0,Manual, Year 2001,3 Door, Central Locking With Factory Alarm, Electric Windows, Cd/Radio/Cassette Player, Folding Rear Seats, Driver, Passenger And Side Airbags, Etc......Very Good Condition, £3599 Ono Please Call On 07797818035 Or 07797844915 For More Information Or To View, Selling Due To Lack Of Parking Space. **MUST GO** VW GOLF MK3 CABRIO 1.4 First registered 1994 (1995 model).

Ideal first car. Good looking and perfect summer car. Electric hood and mirrors. Full leather interior.

No electric windows or central locking. Economical, comfortable and reliable little car. Recently serviced. Open to offers. £1,100 Call 07829 790995 SUBARU IMPREZA RALLY CAR

Subaru Impreza Rally car Jersey Weekly cover Car MSA log Booked Good straight car.

DVS approved Well maintained Ran the entire 2011 JMC&LCC Multi-surface rallies with No.1 on the Door Lots of Trophies to its name RHD Impreza GC8 with bolt in cage SIMTEK Management with Anti Lag and launch control; mapped for Jersey Fuel by Steve Simpson. (jacked Throttle) Haywood and Scott equal length manifold Repackable exhaust Prodrive Grp N Gear box with electric centre diff, Hydrolic vertical handbrake wired to diff release AP 6Pot front brakes (tarmac spec) new turbo fitted end of last season.

Kaylan Mudflaps 18” wheels with p-zero inters (tarmac spec) 15” Wheels with Kumho gravel (Dirt Spec) Can be sold as dirt spec or tarmac spec Sold Ready to rally.

Dirt Spec £9,000 Tarmac Spec £10,000 Call 077977 19655 BMW E36 328i,MINT CONDITION Bmw e36 ,328i,auto with sport and economic mode,, abs, esp, power stering central lock, cd player, all electrics, alloys wheels with 4 new tyres, black metalic colour with black leather seats, year 1996. £1,950 Call 07797966905

MUST GO ,VW SHARAN 1.8 PETROL,OFFERS WELCOME VW Sharan Sport 1.8T Petrol ,Manual Gearbox, Metallic Light Green Colour, Year Late 2001 (After Face Lift), Power Steering,Central Locking, Esp, Abs, Cd Player, Onboard Computer, Electric Windows And Mirrors, Roof Racks, Alloys Wheels, 7 Seater. £1,895 Call 07700 33070 BMW 361I RACING GREEN Good condition, female owner, reluctant sale due to moving house with less parking space. MAKE BMW 361i YEAR - 1995 COLOUR - Racing Green MILEAGE - 53,700 EXTRAS - Central locking, Electric Sunroof, BMW Wheels, JVC Ten CD Multi- player, Electric Windows, Service History. £1,300 Call 07829 768411 FOR SALE SUZUKI GSX-R600 MOTORBIKE £3900 ONO For sale 2006 Suzuki GSX-R600 motorbike, colour Blue / White, mileage 7447. This bike is in excellent condition and has always been garaged. £3,900 ono Call 077977 11711 BMW 318i E46 Late 2001 blue BMW 318I, in very good condition in and out, 53,000 miles, no expenses spared. Service history plus I will get it serviced before the purchase for a lucky buyer. Tiptronic gearbox gives an option of full automatic or manual transmission, Full cream leather interior, CD changer, Climate Air Conditioning, rear parking sensors, Cruise control, electric windows, very dynamic, a pleasure to drive. Would consider a px for a BMW 1 series- preferably diesel. £4,395 Call 07700 362932 JEEP WRANGLER 1998 2.5L BLACK

Jeep Wrangler Sport 2.5 litre, 1998, Black for sale. Great car, comes with hard and soft top, cd player with iPod connection, grey interior, large tyres, 4 front fog lights, fun to drive and cheaper to run than a 4.0 litre but still powerful enough to have fun and also tow boats/jet skis. £3,500 Call 07829 877111 CAR ALLOYS 4 Subaru alloy wheels with tyres for sale - size 17/45/215. Offers.

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LAND ROVER DISCOVERY 2.5 TD5 GS MILLENNIUM LIMITED EDITION Manual, 101,700 miles, 2 owners from new, Metallic Blenheim Silver, leather/alcantara interior, electric windows & door mirrors, heated front seats & door mirrors, radio/CD player, roof rails, alloy wheels, dual climate control, Land Rover rubber mats throughout, tow bar pack, new front tyres December 2009, new rear tyres November 2010, last service June 2011 (included new brake discs & pads front & rear). £4,250 offers invited, Call 01534 4857411 or 07799 008075 2.0 LTR PUG 306 1995 5 DOOR EX UK Peugot 306 5 door 2.0 diesel for sale very good and cheap run about 80+ miles to £20.00 of diesel drives very well due to new track rod ends and ball joints. Also has new clutch and hand break cables passenger side has slight crease in body work by previous owner but all works fine. It’s a 1995 and is ex uk, imported into Jersey in March 2009. Hence mileage 88500 ideal work horse or run about asking £700 ovno Call 077979 63267 VOLVO V70 2.5 PETROL TURBO 193HP AWD 1998, 67K Miles, Automatic,Half Leather Interior, All Electric, Sun Roof, Air Bags, Heated Seats, Air Con, Cruise Control, Parking Sensors, Service History From Volvo ( Invoices), Alloys Wheels, Roof Rack, Power Steering, Cv Joints Just Fitted (2 Years Warranty) All Works. £1,490 Call 07700 708888 LEXUS (TOP OF THE RANGE), IMMACULATE!!!

Lexus Rx300,Silver Metallic Colour, Auto, On-Board Computer With Touch Screen, Cd Player With Multi Changer, Power Steering, Central Locking, Tinted Windows, Abs, Esp, Cream Leather Seats, Rear Parking Sensors, Alloy Wheels With Very Good Tyres, Roof Rack, Too Many To List, Year Late 2002. £5,995 Call 07797 966904 PRODRIVE CLASSIC SHAPE SUBARU IMPREZA No Time-wasters! This Is A Group 19 Insurance.. Check You Can Get Insurance Before You View!!

Burgundy Subaru Impreza Classic shape year 2001 Prodrive spec Prodrive Wheels Prodrive Alcon Brakes Prodrive Suspension Prodrive Exhaust Prodrive Lights New Clutch and fully serviced and valeted for sale. Full Subaru Service History This car is as standard and not had ‘Boy racer parts’ added. The car runs and drives perfectly. Please Call , txt or email to see the car Immaculate condition. Reason for sale looking at getting a pickup truck. £5,200 Call 077977 19655

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HOME & GARDEN ROCKING HORSE

Beautiful full size brown plush rocking horse on slider looking for new stable, loves children. Need to sell as he is eating me out of house and home. £200 Call 077977 32330 ARMCHAIR Armchair in good condition. Green fabric that has just been steam cleaned. light beech woodwork. de-cluttering so NLR. Offers around £18 Call 077977 82686 WHITE KITCHEN BITS & BOBS A change in kitchen decor means I have the following items for sale: a white cordless kettle, a white two slot toaster, a white tea/coffee/ sugar canister set, a white utensils holder, a white teapot. They have all been used but are in excellent condition. Bargain at £25 for the lot. Please ring 855523.

TWO VINTAGE MIRRORS Two vintage mirrors with perfect reflective surfaces. One is oval with light wood surround and the other has a gilded metal frame. offers around £15. Call 077977 82686. .

RUSTIC COFFEE TABLE Unusual table hewn from solid wood. Excellent condition with no marks to top. Would also suit conservatory. Changing decor so NLR. L 3’ W 1’ 4” £20 Call 077977 82686 ICANDY PEAR PUSHCHAIR This pram is currently set up for a baby and a toddler although i do have the other seat so That it can sit 2 toddlers, so many seating options with this pram that you will not be disappointed.

It will also seat the maxi cosi car-seats with the adapters.

This pram is like brand new and hardly used as my toddler now refuses to go in a pram and wants to walk. I also have the rain covers, cup holders, umbrellas and shopping hooks... like new and to be collected from St Ouen.

Asking £400. Please text or call if interested -07797760531

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CHERRY WOOD DROP LEAF BREAKFAST TABLE Cherry Wood Drop Leaf Breakfast Table Pedestal Base with Drawer Size 26 x 26 inches; Opens to 26 x 54 inches Quality piece of furniture £125 Call 07797 713147 FOR SALE BLACK LEATHER RECLINER CHAIR

2 LOVELY CHOCOLATE LEATHER SOFAS FOR SALE 2 Lovely Chocolate Brown Leather Identical Sofas for sale.

1 x 2 Seater and 1 x 3 seater both are in excellent condition. £275.00 ono Call 07829 747032

ELECTRICAL PANASONIC LUMIX G3 Only used for few months. Colour black. In mint condition. Will include camera bag. £250 Contact through jerseyweekly.com

Black Leather Recliner Chair for Sale, excellent condition, 12 months old, bought new for £249.

Must be collected. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm ITALIAN CREAM CORNER SOFA Perfect condition, less than a year old. 38” high. 83” long to one corner. 82” long to other corner.

Downsizing so need to let it go. It is a great bargain for someone, as it looks and feels (and smells) brand new. Prefer text on 07797 818040

COMPACT PHOTO PRINTER Selphy Compact Photo Printer for Sale. Never used, all accessories still sealed. New printers priced at £145. £100 Please call 01534 865578 after 6pm

Dark wood, glass top over raphia, rectangular dining table and six matching chairs. Good clean condition. Table measuring: 3ft2 or 96cm wide - 4ft11 or 1m50 long and 2ft6 or 77cm high. To be collected. Other matching items are also available if required, i.e. sideboard, nest of tables, bookcase to complete dining room furniture area. £150 Call 01534 724282 BRADSTONE WEATHERED RIVEN COTSWOLD SLABS. Surplus to requirements.

Enough slabs to cover 10 sq meters eighteen 675 x 450 six 450 x 450 six 225 x 450 £150 Call 077977 39466

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SPORT & LEISURE ELECTRA HAWAII 20” GIRLS BIKE FOR SALES

CANON EOS 400D WITH EXTRA LENSES AND ACCESSORIES

Great Girls Bike In Excellent Condition - Need To Sell As We Have Got A Larger Bike Now Electra Hawaii Single-Speed 20-Inch Girls Bike (2011) Frame: Stream Ride Hi-Ten Steel w/ Patented Flat Foot Technology® Fork: Steel Unicrown Cranks: Classic Steel One Piece Bottom Bracket: 9-PC Loose Ball. £65 Call 01534 629916

For sale, I have my whole set of photography equipment, perfect for someone starting up! This is EVERYTHING you need. The main items are listed below: Canon EOS 400d Canon BG-ES Battery Grip Canon EFS 18-55mm lens Canon EF 50mm Lens Tamaron XR Di 28-300mm Lens Canon speedlite 550EX external flash Manfrotto 676b mono pod Manfrotto 190xpr0b tripod Manfrotto 804rc2 tripod head All items are in excellent condition, the tripod is in a bag and has never been used!

I also have lens filters, 6 batteries 2 bags Memory cards etc! This would cost well over £1000 to buy, looking for £650 for a quick sale.

Call 077977 40445 IPHONE 4 , 32GB FOR SALE excellent condition comes boxed with all original accessories.

Unlocked to any network. Great phone, just cannot get used to it after using htc for so long. Send message anytime or call 07829 981629 between 1pm and 5pm PHILIPS 42” PLASMA, SIDE SPEAKERS Philips 42” Plasma TV with side speakers, perfect working order, mint condition. comes with wall bracket worth £100. £295 Call 078297 47034

GENERAL

£1,000 Call 07829 798724

CHILDRENS CLOTHES Polkadot hooded jacket 5yrs new from Next £6.95 Pretty flower fleece hooded top 5-6yrs new from Next £10 Pink Ski Jacket 5-6yrs new+tags (from Next) £35 Gorgeous bicycle warm top 4-5yrs new £11.95 Purple velour joggers 2 pack 4-5yrs new Next £5.95 Peppa Pig tunic set new from Next 5-6yrs £15 Peppa Pig cord dress 5-6yrs new with tags from Next £1 plus much more. Contact through jerseyweekly.com ARLY LEARNING CENTRE LETTER LION - NEW Learn the alphabet and have fun!

ELC letter lion, which also doubles as a cuddly toy! New, no box £10 Contact through jerseyweekly.com

IPOD IBASS SPEAKERS iPod iBass speakers, £10 Call 07797 843769

BOAT ENGINE FOR SALE Diesel Inboard Boat Engine.

Complete And Runs Sweet. £500 ono Call 01534 746678 DINING TABLE AND 6 CHAIRS

SMALL, MODERN CD/TAPE/ RADIO PLAYER Small modern cd/tape/radio player (philips) with light wooden speakers x 2 and modern centre unit, couple of years old but hardly used so excellent condition - only selling as no use for it now i have my i-Pod. timer, shuffle, clock, repeat butttons. speakers: £40 ono Call 07797 819140

LATERAL THIGH TRAINER In good condition, complete with recipe book and exercise program by Brenda Dygraff, (American Fitness Queen) Bought from TV Sales Channel and I don’t use it anymore, my kids always seem to be in the way wanting to go on it so it has to go. Handy for those who don’t like gyms or aren’t ready for that move to the gym. The work outs are hard work, but I lost weight coupled with healthy eating. I paid £90.00 for it but it has been stored in a cupboard for a while now and I would be happy to let it go for £25. Black and it is a lot like skating. Call 01534 519479 GIANT MOUNTAIN-BIKE FRAME Acid team racing edition Giant frame in very good condition, comes with crank and seat pole. £100 Call 077977 90001 21FT COAST WORKER 21ft coast worker for sale in need of refit, these boats are very well known for their good sea handling ability, the sale includes the boat and cuddy 90hp mariner and a good strong road trailer. Must go as I don’t have time to complete it.

LAMAZE PLAY HOUSE GYM NEW, NO BOX Lamaze baby play house gym, with accessories. New, no box. £20 Contact through jerseyweekly.com 170 LTR UN-VENTED PRESSURISED STAINLESS STEEL HOT WATER TANK PLUS INSTALLATION 170 ltr un-vented stainless steel hot water tank perfect for replacing an old leaking copper cylinder there is still 20 years of guarantee left on it , half the price of a conventional copper cylinder and can be connected to your central heating the tank is complete and in perfect condition asking £300 cost £1000 new, I can even install it for you at extra cost as i am qualified to do so. Please contact me for full details. Free delivery £300 Call 07829 798724 BOAT TRAILER 19 foot boat trailer for sale £240 ono Call 077977 69219 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without, mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call 07797 750887.

ZODIAC DINGHY FOR SALE Zodiac Cadet 260s Dinghy for Sale.

Second-hand and in very good seaworthy condition. Includes oars, foot pump and repair kit. Can deliver locally, if necessary. £250 ono Call 736881 GRACO QUATTRO TOUR DELUXE PRAM Graco, grey and silver coloured, Quatro Tour Deluxe pram.

Includes; soft carry cot to place inside pram, Auto Baby Plus safety rear facing car seat plus base.

Rain cover, Apron, Head support, temperature gauge and clock.

Easily folds down,also large basket underneath useful for shopping.

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Issue 108, Friday, 25th November 2011 Full instructions for use cost £375.00 .asking £120.00 Call 07797 750887 4 DIGIT NUMBER J9659 for sale; please phone Call 078298 00334 MAMAS AND PAPAS COT Mamas and Papas, Helena pine cot, without mattress, excellent condition £50.00 Call 07797 750887 ENGINE OIL - BARGAIN! Engine oil - semi synthetic 10/40 two x 5 litres £15 each, bargain!

Tel 520852

TRADE CARDS PLUMBING & HEATING ENGINEER For all your plumbing requirements, domestic & commercial.

From a dripping tap to bathroom & kitchen installations. www. delaneyheatingandplumbing. co.uk Quotes on request; Tel; 07797810064 DAVID DE GRUCHY CARPENTER AND JOINER LTD I am a self-employed Carpenter with 30 years experience. Work includes any big or small jobs including painting, decorating and block-work. I also do decking and plaster boarding. I have a Tipper Truck for delivering or dumping items. Please ring Mobile 07797727018 or Home 723460.

STYLE AND COLOUR CONSULTATIONS, INCLUDING PERSONAL SHOPPING Style Matters offers style, image and colour consultations for women. A full consultation will show you the most flattering colours to wear for your natural colouring and what clothing styles will be best for your body shape. £80 -£180 Call 07700 702290 HEALTH AND LIFESTYLE SCREENINGS Total Health Care Service is now operating in the Channel Islands. We hold clinics in various locations including regular sessions at the Grand Hotel and Spa (St Helier).

Home visits are available at an additional cost. Screenings start from £25.00 for a basic screen to £165.00 for a total screen, please contact us to discuss your needs. Phone: 01534 728091 Mobile: 07797841299 Mobile: 07925983272 Email: nurse@totalhealthcareservice. com (full classified ad on jerseyweekly.com)

handyman; jobs completed in and around the house/garden.

Give me a call for an unbiased chat, information about jobs that I cover. Fully insured 10% discount for seniors (over 65) Call 01534 625106 or 07829 955500

WANTED AUDIO MIXER WANTED 3+ channel mixer wanted with XLR inputs. Anything considered £50 offered max.

Call 07797 814229 HAIR SALON ASSISTANT, FULL TIME OR PART TIME Health & Beauty Hair Salon Assistant, Full Time or Part Time. A Salon Assistant to cover a variety of duties in our busy Hair & Beauty Salon.

Pay and Hours by arrangement Contact Portside Studio Tel 747908 for an interview WANTED FULL OR PART TIME WORK 19 year old, keen sailor, first aid trained, two years engineering at highlands - looking full or part time anything considered.

Call 07797 893525 LOOKING FOR A 21FT UP TO 30FT FAMILY BOAT IN ANY CONDITION I am looking for a 21ft up to 30ft family boat in any condition that I can work on over the winter ready to enjoy next summer looking to spend up to £5000 Call 07829 798724 WANTED VW CAMPERVAN VW camper-van with sink and accessories - pop up roof if possible. £8,000 Contact through jerseyweekly.com LOCKUP WANTED Lock up garage required for motorcycles, in return for some weekend work. Not working at moment. I am a local man who has just been made redundant so i have lost my parking space.

Please help. Thank you Contact through jerseyweekly.com CASH BUYER SEEKS COUNTRY PROPERTY Cash buyer with no chainlooking for period character cottage. Funds up to £650,000 for the right property. Must be quiet location in a country parish and not on a main road.

Would like a garden but it doesn’t have to be big. If you are not currently advertising your cottage, but were thinking of selling, please e-mail us through jerseyweekly.com

Junior Motion Graphics Artist Spike Productions is an established Channel Island company and one of the top corporate production companies in the UK, producing creative communications for local, national and international companies as well as having a growing portfolio of Web TV channels.

We are looking to recruit a junior motion graphics artist to work in our Jersey office.

This is an exciting opportunity for a motivated and highly creative video artist.

Experience in After Effects is essential.

Other useful applications would include; • Illustrator • Avid • Cinema 4D

• Photoshop • Premiere

Please email your showreel together with a CV and covering letter to phil@spikeproductions.co.uk Closing date Friday 2nd December 2011 All applications will be dealt with in the strictest confidence.

For further information call 738263

HANDYMAN - FASTFIX Free call out charge during normal hours - affordable rates - no silly prices - polite reliable professional service. local

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Guidescopes

Written by Tracy Poskitt, www.tracyguidelinesinternational.com

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

21 MAR - 20 APR

21 APR - 21 MAY

22 MAY - 21 JUN

22 JUN - 22 JUL

Oh my word, everything around this week is positive.

So its a good time to get out there and put all your ideas into action. You have a flair when it comes to people, and the idea you’ve been keeping to yourself will start working as you will meet the people to join you to make it work.

Healing Colour Gold Lucky Number 1

Its a great week for bonding with children as activities take place.

New places bring introductions to opportunities to do with future work places. Initial G is important on Monday to do with relationships. Your best energy this week will be on Friday when it comes to the decision you have to make about love.

Healing Colour Silver Lucky Number 22

Friendships that seem to have fizzled out due to misunderstandings in the past reunite. Family members move away this week to their new life but you’re happy for them.

Your home environment is happier with a loved one. Luck comes your way to do with money.

Healing Colour Pink Lucky Number 7

Health worries lift as you get the answers around your own health by Thursday. You feel closer then ever to your home and realise the move isn’t what you really want. Plans take place by Friday to bring family get together to fruition and put past problems in the past.

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Healing Colour Blue Lucky Number 8

Scorpio

23 JUL - 23 AUG

24 AUG - 22 SEP

23 SEP - 23 OCT

24 OCT - 22 NOV

This week you will realise that love is in the air with the partner giving you the right vibes to move over the barrier.

People around you will enjoy the positive energy that you adopt once you’ve built the bond between you and the partner, and grown it into love.

Its a good time for you to make the right decisions about property as there’s documents on the table by Wednesday.

The Universal energy is giving you gut feelings to make the right choice in business dealings. All in all its a great week for expansion financially.

Its your time to progress.

Healing Colour Red Lucky Number 6

You are too analytical this week instead of going with the flow. Relax and enjoy the joy of love around you. Its a week for you to realise the love your family have for you. Work will come good if you let the opportunities come natural.

You feel in control by Friday.

Your temperamental side will be healed as people show you compassion when it comes to your dream in business coming into place this week. You have lots of support at home, and people will love your ideas.

This week is time for you to realise your priorities.

Healing Colour White Lucky Number 3

Healing Colour Violet Lucky Number 5

Capricorn

Aquarius

21 JAN - 18 FEB

19 FEB - 20 MAR

You have great intuition and this will shine though on Wednesday as you link with your emphatic side at a function. Look for the opportunity that is offered to you this week to bring your abilities out. Your restrictions are lifted for you at last to be yourself.

Healing Colour Green Lucky Number 2

Family squabbles have been getting you down, so stand your ground on Thursday.

Things look up by Sunday. Your stress levels are calmed as you let off steam, its the best result for you to look forward to in the coming week. You feel uplifted and happy after a trying week.

Healing Colour Indigo Lucky Number 9

The courage you need to go for the job move is prominent this week. People, places and documents are well starred. Its positive moves all round. The person you’ve been waiting for makes the right move by Sunday. You will feel your life has turned around for the better.

Healing Colour Yellow Lucky Number 10

Healing Colour Purple Lucky Number 11

Sagittarius

23 NOV - 21 DEC

You’re fired up to clear out the old to make space for the new.

Its time for the person to come in to your life you’ve wanted for a long time. They will give you the go ahead for you to offer the invitation that will change your life. Happiness is in abundance if you can get the courage to go for it.

Healing Colour Orange Lucky Number 4

22 DEC - 20 JAN

Pisces

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Shaun Rankin at Jacksons

By Ian Paine

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Jersey Half Marathon

20th November

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Jersey Half Marathon

20th November

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Dandara Division: 1 Grouville Res v Wanderers Res

19th November

by Ian Paine

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Dandara Division: 1 Grouville Res v Wanderers Res

19th November

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Jacksons World of Luxury

17th November

by Ian Paine

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Clear investment. Pure energy.

GAS BILL. Oh dear.

OIL BILL. Oh, very dear.

Electricity prices frozen for a third winter.

Domestic oil and gas prices have risen by an uncomfortable *87% and *41% in the past two years to June, while Jersey Electricity prices have fallen.

We cut prices by 5% in 2010, froze them this year and now we’re maintaining tariffs at current levels again to help you keep warm this winter.

That’s two-and-a-half years of stable prices.

Affordable, secure and sustainable electricity.

Isn’t it time you made the switch?

Tel 505460 www.jec.co.uk

OIL

UP 87%

GAS

UP 41%

ELECTRICITY DOWN 5%

*Source: States of Jersey Statistics Unit, RPI & CPC Reports June 2011 (Oil +27%; Gas +22%). RPI Report June 2010 (Oil +47%; Gas +15%)