Don't Eat These Turkeys by Ashley Hood

Don’t Eat these Turkeys!

Mrs. O’Neal’s 3rd grade class

November 2018

The Skinny Turkey

By Alaina

You should not eat me because I am the most skinniest turkey in the world . You would not want to eat a turkey that is skinny because you would not get any turkey or meat. you would not want to eat me so go find another turkey so I can have my Thanksgiving for my family. I want to eat a turkey that always gets on my nerves then comes and knocks on my door forever. I am going to eat him!â&#x20AC;Š

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Eat Me for Thanksgiving

By Ariyanna

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a turkey I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to be cooked. Please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t cook me for Thanksgiving. Here is why you should not eat me. Me and my family canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t celebrate Thanksgiving because you are going to cook me. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me because I might not taste as good as you think I would. I will pay you a lot of money if you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me. Also, you shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me because there was a recall on turkey. đ&#x;Ś&#x192;â&#x20AC;Š

Superhero Turkey

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by:Christian

The reason why you shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me is because I have other turkeys to save. Here are their names Azari, Joshua, Khaleel and Xzavier. When you try to eat me I am going to fly away. If you are lucky enough and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m sleeping and you eat a piece of me you might get superpowers. That can happen sometimes.I have some other superpower friends.So if you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. The other reason is because Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a superhero and if there are no superhero whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to save us? Sometimes I go on vacations and if somebody is hurt in the water I save them because I am a superhero!

I’M A SICK TURKEY

BY:CORREY

I should not be eaten because I have a bad case of wachoogboogese. I should not be eaten because I have splatterbats. I should not get eaten because I have a case of mrs.O’neal. I should not be eaten because you would get sick. I should not be eaten because I will hurl on you. I should not be eaten because I have to use the bathroom. I should not be eaten because I have rabies. I should not be eaten because I have not been plucked. I can’t be eaten because I have a cold. I should not be eaten because l’m a baby turkey. I should not be eaten because I’m hurt.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Stinky

By Dilan

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You should not cook me because I might have dirty stuďŹ&#x20AC; on me . I will smell bad and not taste good . Also you should not eat me because I eat nasty things.You should not eat me because I might slap you if you try to eat me. You should not because will mess your dinner up. You should try to catch me. You know you should not eat me because i will flap my wings. you should not eat me because I might kick you. You should not eat me because I might have poop on my wings.you should not eat me because I might flying all around the house.â&#x20AC;Š

Stinky Turkey

By Eli

I am a turkey. I don’t taste good. I smell like a rotten eggs. I have a rat in my mouth. I have a stone in my mouth. I taste like rotten eggs. My mouth is full with blood. I taste like blood. That’s why I don’t taste good. Please don’t eat me.

Please Don’t Eat Me By Flavio I do not want to be a cooked turkey because it, will hurt. They will have to burn me. I don’t want to eaten!!! I never even took a shower or a bath. I sleep in dirt. You can not eat me because I eat stuff that might not like. Do not eat me,I’ll make you rich. I run for my life if you try to roast me ,I am about to flap my wings if you try to eat me. I stink like a mix of spoiled milk, rotten eggs, with dirt, and poop. I also have flies all over me.

The King Turkey đ&#x;Ś&#x192; Who Does Not Want To Get Eaten!!!!!! By Gunnar I definitely taste bad. I can run fast. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m the young to be eaten!!!!!!!!. I will try to fly away if I can. I will summon a shark to save me. Please get a different turkey. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m a skinny turkey. I live in a turkey castle. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m guarded by turkey guards. I got a crown Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m king of the castle. I got a turkey trident. I can change the power of my trident. I can teleport. I blow up when Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m eaten. I can breathe under water. My castle is trapped. I can stand underwater. I have armor. My feathers are sharp.â&#x20AC;Š

Do Not Eat Me I Am Gross And Dangerous

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By: Joshua

I am a turkey. Do not eat me because I eat humans. I sleep in vomit. l will make you vomit in your mouth. I smell like rotten eggs. I have rats in in my mouth. I will smack you if you try to cook me. I have spikes like a porcupine. I will put them in your hands. I have cows in me. I have mud in me. l smell like spoiled milk. l will jump in peanut butter. I will eat you. That is why you eat me !!!â&#x20AC;Š

People Will Cryđ&#x;&#x2DC; By:Katelyn G I should not be eaten because I am not good. If I got cooked then my Turkey mom would cry. I should not be cooked because Mrs.O'Neal will cry. I should not be eaten because my Turkey Dad will cry. If I got eaten Gage will cry. I should not be eaten because Jazlyn will cry. If I got eaten Max will cry. I should not be eaten because I taste bad. I should not be cooked because I will take my head and hit you. If I got cooked I will go to heaven.â&#x20AC;Š

Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Eat Me Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m The Crazy Turkey đ&#x;¤Ş

by: Khaleel

You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to cook me.I never took a shower in 100 years. I smell like rotten eggs.You donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to cook me because when you eat I will get sick and throw up in your tummy.You would not want to cook me because I eat trash and smelly socks. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me because I eat babies and bricks one day when I get big I might eat you.I eat people -feet and their heads too.You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me because I sleep In the trash and take baths In the trash.Do not eat me! I have rotten teeth and I ate my mom and dad.And you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me.Im In track Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m to fast like the flash.Please donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me I will pay you 1000 dollars I will eat you for dinner If you try to eat me I will call the police.I Know how to fight I will beat you up If you try to eat me I got 1m dollars to give to you If you will not eat me.If you try to eat me I will pull all your teeth out and throw them away so you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat me.â&#x20AC;Š

Why Should I Be eaten

By McKayla

You should not eat me because i have a disease. and I have a family that needs me to take care of . and I want to live a long life but I will go to heaven.I do not want to be in eaten and you do not want to eat me .and I probably do not taste good. and you probably do not want to eat me because I probably have poop on my wings.and I my breath smell like rotten eggs and I have a rat in my mouth. and my breath stinks.

Smelly Turkey

By Priscilla

If I were a turkey and if you tried to cook me I would smell like a skunk and ... people hate nasty skunk. If they were going to eat it they must be stupid. If they would say,â&#x20AC;?Mr. Farmer, sir, your turkey is stinky and it smells like a skunk. If we eat a nasty turkey you will ruin our Thanksgiving. Would you want us to ruin your Thanksgiving?â&#x20AC;?

I do not want you to have a bad Thanksgiving. We want you to have a great year so here is our turkey fresh from the oven. You can had dinner with us! We you having a great Thanksgiving đ&#x;Ś&#x192;.â&#x20AC;Š

Do Not Eat Me!!

By: Xzavier G.

You should not eat me because if you do, I cannot give you $100,000. I have eaten dynamite, and if you eat me you will get very sick and smell like rotten eggs. I should let you know that if you eat me, you will throw up and be sick for 200,000 years. If you eat me, I will make sure you do not like turkey anymore. You could even have brain damage. If you eat me, I will taste like old milk and old cheese. If you eat me, you will have to join the turkey army and then all the turkeys will eat you!!