AAC March - April Newsletter 2012

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Issue March-April 12

I want to talk about housework. Everyone knows that I am famous for never making generalisations, but gay people are always better at housework than straight people. This is because gay people have standards that straight people only dream about.

UPFRONT: Andrew Burry

Gay people iron socks, underwear, pillowcases, towels and bank notes. Gay people have a welloiled machine that sees clothes removed, put in the laundry hamper, taken out again, put in the washing machine, put in the dryer, ironed and put away all in a single day. Gay people never leave their clothes draped on a chair or on their floor.


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