Butt

Busted By Your Butt

Butt-dialing can be more than embarrassing … it can land you in big trouble.

• After a Tennessee man accidentally butt-dialed 911, dispatchers heard him talking about getting high and visiting a drug dealer’s home. The dispatchers traced the location of the phone call and informed a local police officer. When the officer arrived, he searched the suspect’s car and found marijuana, syringes and a leather case with a spoon and burnt residue.

• In Arkansas, a man allegedly butt-dialed the intended victim of his elaborate murder plot. The alleged target listened for 90 minutes as his former employer plotted his murder and even suggested to a third party to burn down his home. Police later visited the intended victim’s home and discovered someone tampered with the gas stove. The butt-dialer was arrested, and his bond was originally set at $1 million.

WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Here’s how certain personality types may refer to the butt.

SHY: Backside, buttocks, rear

CUTESY: Tush, derriere

CRASS: Booty, rump, pooper

FUNNY: Smelly squeezer, fart place, rear spoiler

Source: usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/09/11/butt-dialed-911-call-leads-to-drug-arrest/15469637/, huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/26/larry-barnett-arrested_n_4340122.html