November 2023 Coosa Valley

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Coosa Valley Electric COOPERATIVE

Game day

What it takes to produce a college football game

Manager Jon Cullimore Co-op Editor Jeremy Wise

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For the birds

One of the most biologically diverse barrier islands in the U.S., Dauphin Island provides critical habitat for an array of wildlife species—from dolphins, sea turtles, gamefish and other marine life to reptiles, amphibians and, most famously, birds. Known as the “Birdiest Small City in America,” the island is one of the top four birding sites in the U.S.

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6 Giving thanks

In the spirit of gratitude, CVT employees share what drives them.

22 Lake Eufaula

The beauty and versatility of the recreational opportunities are two major reasons people enjoy visiting and living on Lake Eufaula, known as the “Bass Capital of the World.”

34 Slow it down

Slow cookers have been around for more than 80 years, and they continue to be a popular time-saving appliance in many of our kitchens.

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T-Roy, the mascot of the Troy University Trojans, performs at a recent home game at Veterans Memorial Stadium.

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PHOTO: Joey Meredith

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Manager’s Comments

Democracy and Equality Ideals We Gratefully Represent

Jon Cullimore is general manager of Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative.

I served in the Army from 1986 to 1990. the differences between how American and After my initial six months of training to be a Russian troops treated German citizens. soldier and learn my trade, the Army sent me Her words put a smile on my face, and I to Germany for the remaining three-and-a-half stood a little taller. years of my enlistment.

I hadn’t really thought much more about My job was communications. I operated that moment until two years later. In 1989, East and repaired radio, telephone and vehicle inter- Germany opened its borders to allow its citicommunications equipment. I was assigned to zens to travel to the West. As we passed the East an air defense artillery battalion stationed in the Germans in their tiny cars, they would hold up small village of Wackernheim, West Germany. signs expressing their love for us Americans Experiencing my teenage years in the 1980s, and thanking us.

I was exposed to a lot of the Ronald Reagan-era Most simply stated, “Thank you Americans. nationalist ideals. They helped shape the man I We love you!” am today. It was those ideals, the movies of the In the 1980s, we were taught that comday and a host of other things that motivated munists were the enemy. At that time, East me to join the Army. I believe the United States Germany was part of the Soviet Union and is the greatest country on Earth and will do so communist. While we had viewed East until I die.

Germans as our As a young “In the 1980s, we were taught that communists were enemy, they had soldier coming the enemy. While we had viewed East Germans as our viewed us as from a small enemy, they had viewed us as their liberators.” their liberators.

Southern town, I joined the West Germany Army in 1986 to help pay for my college and amazed me. The country was beautiful and the see the world. I had no idea what all I would culture interesting. learn. I learned what it means to represent I grew to understand that older Germans something larger than yourself. To that old actually appreciated Americans, while younger German woman as well as the East Germans, generations seemed to resent our presence. The American soldiers represented ideals — namely reality of this didn’t start to sink in until one freedom and democracy. day in 1987 when my unit was on maneuvers In a similar way, I believe electric cooperarolling through a small village. tives and their employees represent the ideals of The village was tucked into some hills in the democracy, equality, and power for the people. countryside. Like most small, German towns Electric cooperatives were founded to bring it was picturesque — from the brick streets electricity to rural communities. We are now and sidewalks to the well-groomed shrubbery, also bringing fiber-optic broadband internet flowers, and street signs. services to those same rural communities so I had been tasked with road-guard duties, that all people have access to electricity and which meant I held traffic at an intersection broadband internet. while our convoy rolled through. Many of our When people see our trucks and employees, vehicles were on tracks. The racket they made they see Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative. If was deafening, and damage to streets was they were alive when their home first received unavoidable. An older German woman walked power, they see us as saviors of sorts. Younger up near me to watch. generations don’t always understand the history In my best broken German, I apologized to behind the electric cooperative movement or her for the noise. In surprisingly good English, the reason we even exist. she responded that it was OK. She would much We are not the “power company.” Coosa rather see us than the Russians.

Valley Electric is a democratically run electric Her response surprised me. I hadn’t concooperative owned by the consumers we serve. sidered that perspective, but she had been alive We must uphold our legacy and never during the Second World War. She knew more forget the ideals we represent. than just to hate communists. She remembered

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Duty Beyond the Wires

Lineman reunites with near-drowning victim 1 year after heroic rescue

On an ordinary August day, as the sun disappeared below the horizon, Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative lineman Matt Jeffers encountered a situation that put his skills and training to the ultimate test.

This time, though, he wasn’t perched high atop a utility pole. He was on vacation, a world away from the familiar hum of power lines.

But Jeffers did not know the full effects of his labor until recently — nearly an entire year after his heroism was needed.

Safety off-duty

rolled Carrington on his side to make sure he did not choke, and they finally found a pulse.

Eventually, the ambulance arrived and took Carrington to the hospital. Not knowing how long he had been without oxygen, Matt left not knowing if his efforts saved the stranger.

But if the Jefferses hadn’t been there, he assuredly would have died.

“It was a God thing,” says Matt.

The next day, Matt and his family headed back home to Alabama, where the outcome and even Carrington’s name were unknown — at least for almost a year.

The Jefferses were vacationing at a family beach house in August 2022.

Discovering new life For Matt, this vacation began as a break In the spring of 2023, the Jefferses’ from the high-voltage wires and the Matt Jeffers (second from left) and family. family beach house flooded from a constant need to be on standby. But life From left, Kylie, Lori, Rayleigh, Austin, and busted water heater. Since no one lived threw an unexpected challenge.

Jolie (Weathington) there full time, the neighbor Carrington The evening before they were informed the Jeffers family. scheduled to voyage home, Matt, his son Austin and Austin’s Serendipitously, Carrington — a carpenter by trade — also girlfriend, Jolie, were relaxing by the pool when they heard a began remodeling the family beach house after the flood. commotion in the distance.

Carrington and Jeffers finally got to meet, one year later in Concerned, they located where it was coming from.

August, when Matt traveled down for a group Peering over a 6-foot privacy fence into the fishing trip in Panama City Beach. neighbors’ backyard, they saw a lady with The story of Matt Jeffers' heroic act serves her back to them, sitting on the edge of the as a powerful reminder that a lineworker's pool — her feet in the water as her body dedication to preparedness and responsibility appeared to rock back and forth. About that doesn’t end when the workday is done. time, the lady screamed, “Help!”

“Becoming a lineman and being in this Instinctively, they all jumped the fence. field, it comes with a prestige,” Jeffers says, They realized the lady had exhausted herself reflecting on his experience and 17 years as trying to pull her unconscious boyfriend, a lineman. “There’s not always someone out Donald Carrington, out of the pool. Austin there to tell you what to do. Being prepared raced to rescue Carrington. and the training, it helps. It was like second Carrington was not breathing, not nature doing it.” responsive and had no pulse. As the It’s a lesson that transcends the wires girlfriend called 911, Matt began to perform and reminds us that heroes can emerge CPR — just as he had been trained to do from the most unexpected places, even countless times on the job. during a vacation.

After the second round of compressions, Donald Carrington water spewed from Carrington’s mouth. Matt

Veterans Day and Thanksgiving Closings: Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative’s offices will be closed Friday, Nov. 10, in honor of Veterans Day. The cooperative offices will also be closed Thursday, Nov. 23, and Friday, Nov. 24, in observance of Thanksgiving.

Consumers wishing to pay their bills during these times may do so through the CVEC Connect app for smartphones, through an online account at coosavalleyec.com, over the phone at 855-977-6278 or 800-273-7210, through the kiosk in the CVEC office foyer or via the night deposit box at the cooperative’s drive-thru.

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g n i v i G In the spirit of gratitude, CVT employees share what drives them

November is a time of reflection and appreciation for the blessings we all have in our lives. At Coosa Valley Technologies, we believe in the importance of pointing out the things that bring us joy and motivate us to be the best at what we do. Our employees share what drives them to be the extraordinary team they are.

Jennifer Wesley is the customer activations supervisor at CVT. She likes spending time with her loving family and co-workers and is always looking forward to the interactions with our valued customers.

When asked her favorite thing about working at CVT, Jennifer said, “I love helping people from all walks of life and hearing the stories they have to tell.”

To keep the CVT machine running smoothly, many aspects of the network must be maintained. These responsibilities fall on the shoulders of Michael White, our technical support specialist. Michael is thankful for his “amazing wife and children” and the hit show “The Office,” which he enjoys binge-watching on streaming services during his weekend breaks.

At CVT, customer experience is our top priority. One of the employees responsible for our high standard of service is customer activation specialist Dallas Peters. Dallas is thankful for how close-knit the team at CVT has become over the past two years and enjoys spending her time away from work watching movies with her husband.

One of our responsibilities as a community-focused service provider is ensuring our customers are well-equipped with the knowledge to choose the best service package for their households and families. Kyle Pritchett, one of two CVT marketing specialists, prides himself on customer education to help customers pick the service plan that best suits their needs. Kyle is grateful for his “amazing wife” and the newest addition to their family, their 9-month-old daughter, Kasper. When asked what gets him up in the morning, Kyle jokingly responded, “Loud music and caffeine.”

We hope we have inspired you all to take a few minutes out of your busy lives to stop and appreciate all that you have.

At CVT, we are always thankful for you, our customers, and the stories you share, which enrich our lives more than you may realize. We want to thank you for letting us be a part of your lives and support you in making the best of every day.

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A Place of Honor CVEC contributes $5,000 to Munford Veterans Park

Understanding the contributions military veterans have made to this nation, Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative donated $5,000 to the Munford Veterans Park project in September.

A local nonprofit group is building the park to honor the 428 U.S. military veterans known to hail from the Munford area. Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative’s board of trustees approved a $2,500 donation to the project in August, which allowed the cooperative to secure a matching grant through lending partner CoBank’s Sharing Success program.

“Without the bravery and dedication of the U.S. veteran, our nation would not exist or would at least look drastically different,” says CVEC General Manager Jon Cullimore, a U.S. Army veteran. “To help the residents of Munford honor those who sacrificed time away from families, health and even their lives is a worthy project. CVEC is proud to contribute to the creation of this park.”

The park will be located at the intersection of Lions Road and Main Street near the old Munford High School. The Town of Munford donated a tract of land, which has been prepared for pending construction.

The park will feature two large granite monuments: one engraved with the names of the local veterans and the other with the emblems of each branch of the U.S. military. The monuments have been ordered, and the nonprofit group “Munford Veterans Park” continues to raise funds to complete the park’s construction.

CVEC routinely supports projects and organizations that benefit the communities they serve.

In charitable donations alone, CVEC contributed more than $26,000 to 65 different organizations in 2022. Additionally, the cooperative sponsors several scholarships each year, conducts blood drives and participates in other service projects.

“Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative was founded in 1939 by locals who dreamed of a better life for their hometowns,” says Jeremy Wise, CVEC manager of marketing and member services. “Supporting a variety of community projects honors that legacy and strengthens those same communities.

We are proud to be an active participant in creating a better Coosa Valley region.”

Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative District 3 Trustee Sammy Gallman, left, presents checks totaling $5,000 to the Munford Veterans Park committee. Representing the committee are James Swinford, center, and Munford Mayor Jo Ann Fambrough.

CoBank, part of the U.S. Farm Credit System, provides financial services to electric cooperatives, rural public utility systems, agribusinesses and other similar entities. It began Sharing Success in 2012 and has facilitated $76 million in donations through the program.

CVE Capital Credits Update: As a cooperative, Coosa Valley Electric is a not-for-profit entity. When income exceeds expenditures in a year, those margins are allocated to each member as capital credits or patronage.

Each year, the cooperative’s board considers the financial position of the cooperative before determining to retire, or return, any patronage capital to the membership.

This year, the board has elected to retire 50% of the capital credits allocated in 1997, or more than $435,000.

Those who were members of CVEC in good standing in 1997 can expect a capital credit check to arrive this month.

The remaining patronage from 1997 will be distributed to the membership when the board determines the cooperative’s financial situation permits it.

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| Alabama Snapshots |

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Jameson Brown. SUBMITTED by Jeanette Brown, Vernon.

Lachlan Saint lost her first tooth and has written the Tooth Fairy a letter. SUBMITTED by Holly Saint, Section.

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Sisters Darby and Maebry Hyde lost their first teeth about the sa me time! SUBMITT ED by Kathy Weaver, Albertville .

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Spotlight | November ‘Share Your Smile’ contest open to Alabama children The Alabama Department of Public Health is sponsoring the 2024 “Share Your Smile With Alabama” photo contest for thirdgrade students living in Alabama, or children 8 to 10 years of age who are homeschooled. This free contest is an opportunity for Alabama parents and guardians to showcase their child’s smile.

One boy and one girl will be selected as the grand prize winners and will be invited with their parents to attend a live news conference at ADPH in January. Winners will also be highlighted in ADPH marketing campaigns to promote good oral health for children. Deadline for entries is Nov. 30, 2023.

For more information or to enter the contest, visit alabamapublichealth.gov.

Take us along!

We’ve enjoyed seeing photos from our readers on their travels with Alabama Living! Please send us a photo of you with a copy of the magazine on your travels to: mytravels@alabamaliving. coop. Be sure to include your name, hometown and electric cooperative, and the location of your photo.We’ll draw a winner for the $25 prize each month. Make sure your photo is clear, in focus and not in shadow.  Dwight Corn and Alice Greenwald, members of Baldwin EMC from Foley, visited Fort Clatsop in Oregon. The fort was the winter encampment for Lewis and Clark during the winter of 1805-1806.

AARP poll finds veterans unaware of new benefits Nearly two-thirds of veterans are unaware that they can receive free assistance with Promise to Address Comprehensive Toxics Act – or PACT Act – benefits through the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, according to a new AARP survey.

The new law expands access to VA health care benefits for more than five million veterans exposed to burn pits, Agent Orange and other toxic substances. Survivors of deceased veterans are also eligible to receive these benefits.

To learn how to apply for PACT Act benefits, visit aarp.org/ vetshealthnavigator. For these resources and more information on AARP’s support for veterans and military families, visit aarp. org/veterans.

 Shirley Day, a member of Cullman EC, visited the The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas, where she met a descendant of one of the original family of Canary Islanders who settled the city.

 Larry and Betty Rasco of Cullman EC took a 50th anniversary cruise to Hawaii last year and took along their magazine. They are from Baileyton.

New Archives exhibit focuses on Rosenwald Schools A new temporary exhibit documents the efforts to expand educational opportunities to rural Black children in the first half of the 20th century. “History Lives On: Preserving Alabama’s Rosenwald Schools” at the Museum of Alabama is a collaboration between the Auburn University College of Architecture, Design and Construction and the Alabama Department of Archives and History. The exhibit will be on display through May 2024.

In the early 20th century, Julius Rosenwald, president of Sears Roebuck and Co., used his extensive financial resources to transform the landscape of public education in the rural, segregated South. Rosenwald collaborated with Tuskegee Institute President Booker T. Washington to pilot a community-matched grant program to fund the construction of six schools in central Alabama.

Between 1917 and 1932, nearly 5,000 new schools were built in 15 Southern states, including more than 400 in Alabama.

While some of the schools today have found new life as community centers or church facilities, most have disappeared from the landscape. Visitors to the exhibit will learn not only about the individuals who started the schools and the buildings themselves, but also about local communities across Alabama who worked to raise funds and to build and sustain the schools over generations.

For more information, visit archives.alabama.gov.

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 Vicki Miller of Arab, Alabama, a member of Arab Electric Cooperative, recently visited Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest in Germany.

She traveled there with friend Pam Huggins.

 Carol Parker and her husband spent two weeks in Germany last fall. The members of Baldwin EMC visited the highest restaurant in Germany, on top of the Zugspitze in the Bavarian Alps.

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November | Spotlight

Whereville, AL

Identify and place this Alabama landmark and you could win $25! Winner is chosen at random from all correct entries. Multiple entries from the same person will be disqualified. Send your answer with your name, address and the name of your rural electric cooperative, if applicable. The winner and answer will be announced in the December issue.

Submit by email: whereville@alabamaliving.coop, or by mail: Whereville, P.O. Box 244014, Montgomery, AL 36124.

Contribute a photo you took for an upcoming issue! Send a photo of an interesting or unusual landmark in Alabama, which must be accessible to the public. A reader whose photo is chosen will also win $25.

October’s answer: After being listed on the Alabama Places in Peril list in 2012, the Elizabeth Presbyterian Church was moved to the campus of the University of West Alabama in 2014. A group of Sumter County residents established the church in November 1838 about nine miles south of York. The growing congregation replaced the original log structure in 1858 with a wooden frame, two-story building. Like many rural structures, it fell into disrepair as the congregation dwindled. The few remaining members worked with the Sumter County Historical Society and the University of West Alabama to preserve the building. Today it sits atop a hill overlooking the UWA campus. (Information provided by UWA; photo

by Allison Law of Alabama Living). The randomly drawn correct guess winners are Robert and Joyce Newman of Coosa Valley EC.  Judy Knopps of Valley Head and Sand Mountain EC went to Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, with Kay Hatifield.

 Ray and Beth Ewbank of Equality, members of Central Alabama EC, took their magazine to the historic Portland, Maine, Head Light Lighthouse last fall.

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Find the hidden dingbat!

Last month’s dingbat really kept readers anchored to their magazines hunting for that elusive… yes, anchor. A few of our Baldwin EMC readers spotted an anchor in an ad in that cooperative’s version of the magazine, but remember, we won’t hide the dingbat in an ad. The “real” dingbat anchor was found in the illustration on Page 46 for “The World’s Longest Yard Sale” column. Chesteen McWhorter of Crane Hill, a member of Cullman EC, wrote, “Wow, this was a tough one! I searched cover to cover, three times! Finally, when I was about to call it quits, there it was!

The gent in the red cap and yellow shirt just bought himself an anchor at the World’s Largest Yard Sale. I spent a lot of time on Page 38 staring at the gray tree bark. I just knew the anchor had to be hiding there, it would have blended in so well. Glad I didn’t give up!” We’re glad, too! Thanks also to Stacie L. Hunter of Auburn, who got inspired to sing (via email) the official song of the U.S. Navy, also known as “Anchors Aweigh.” Congratulations to Pamela Maten of Gilbertown, a member of Black Warrior EMC, who is our randomly drawn winner of a gift card from Alabama One Credit Union this month.

This month, we’ve hidden an ice cream sundae in honor of National Sundae Day, Nov. 11, so good luck!

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AREA publishes The Best of ‘Hardy Jackson’s Alabama’ Just in time for holiday giving, the Alabama Rural Electric Association and Alabama Living are publishing a collection of 48 of the best columns

by Hardy Jackson, popular columnist and author of “Hardy Jackson’s Alabama.” Jackson, professor emeritus of history at Jacksonville State University, recently retired from writing his monthly column which first appeared in the magazine in February 2014 and ran every other month. In 2017, his columns began appearing monthly and were accompanied by custom illustrations by artist Dennis Auth.

Perhaps more than any other portion of the magazine, Jackson’s column attracted a large fan base and prompted numerous letters to the editor from readers who identified with his nostalgic, humorous take on life in the South. Jackson won several national awards for his columns, including several from the Cooperative Communicators Association and two national first place Willies Awards from the Statewide Editors Association, one for his November 2020 column, “Appreciating veterans and anchovies,” and another for his November 2019 column, “The Box.” Both are included in the book.

The book can be ordered for $21.95, which includes postage and handling, through our website at alabamaliving.coop Or use the QR code on Page 21. You may also send a check for $21.95 for each copy, payable to Alabama Living, to Hardy Jackson Book, P.O. Box 244014, Montgomery, AL 36124. Orders must be received by Dec. 8 to ensure delivery by Christmas. Supply is limited.

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Game day!

Hundreds work behind the scenes to create the college football experience

By Emmett Burnett

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ov. 12, 2022: The troops on the field await a decision.

With all factors considered, the verdict is given: Send in the aircraft. As U.S. Army helicopters zoom over Troy University’s Veterans Memorial Stadium, the crowd erupts with excitement. Game day football is underway.

Also underway are the behind-the-scenes crews that are a mystery to us. For when it comes to producing a college football game, we have no idea how universities pull it off.

So we asked one.

August 2023: Troy University Athletics offered to show us what takes place to make football happen. The lesson starts at the school’s football epicenter, Veterans Memorial Stadium, where the press box is six stories tall.

We assume a press box houses, well, the press – TV, radio, social media, streaming, and such. One assumes correctly, but that is just one piece. There is more high-tech, almost electronic wizardry more.

Ascending the press box levels, we notice video monitors, computers, and banks of electronics are everywhere. One wonders, are we monitoring a football game or life on Mars?

“There is a bustle of activity on this floor,” notes Adam Prendergast, Troy’s associate director of athletics/communications and creative content. “Think of it as a central hub, or control room.”

The seating offers panoramic views of Larry Blakeney Field below. From up here, the public address system, score board, game clock, play clock, and video boards are operated.

In addition, the press box tower is staffed with one or more security officers and EMS officials. Campus and city police monitor cameras that scan the stadium and surrounding areas. A Troy Fire Department representative is here, on standby if needed.

“We also have people constantly checking weather data,” Prendergast continues. “If lightning is within eight miles of the stadium, the players are pulled off the field and the game is postponed.”

There are instant replay screens of the game in progress.

Those assigned to watch can review, rewind, challenge a referee’s decision, and notify the coaches on the field.

Similarly, a medical observer scans the playing field. If a player is injured and should not be playing, the medical observer has the power to stop the game. “I’ve only seen that happen once,” Prendergast says. “Coaches take injuries seriously.”

State-of-the art media rooms accommodate local news outlets as well as national press. NFL scouts are accommodated as well.

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Photos by Joey Meredith

Troy cheerleaders burst forth to lead the crowd in a rousing welcome for the football tea

Every function of the control room is in constant communication with the football field.

Keeping the show moving

Also front and center is Kyle George, executive associate director of athletics/external operations. Just as a movie or Broadway play has a director, so does a college football game.

George directs the show. He keeps it moving.

“Everything on that field is scripted down to minutes and seconds,” George says, explaining his job. “I make sure we stay in sequence.” There are many moving targets.

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Everything on the field is scripted down to minutes and seconds, from stadium announcements on the PA system or video screens, cues for the marching band, sideline presentations, pyrotechnics, the halftime show, and cheerleader activities.

“We are trying to sell an experience, not a ticket,” says Troy’s Ryan Kay. “We pride ourselves on putting a great product, not just on the field, but also in the stands.” partners with Ft. Novosel (formerly Ft. Rucker), who worked with us during that game. We practiced the flyover maneuver for two weeks.”

As a giant American flag covered the field, George waited for the right note of “The Star Spangled Banner,” and then signaled the Army to send in the helicopters. Four military choppers zoomed over the stadium.

Starting game day early

ball team, all part of the scripted activities that make for an exciting game day experience.

Stadium announcements on the PA system or video screens, cues for the marching band, sideline presentations, pyrotechnics, the halftime show and cheerleader activities are listed in order and time allotment. The script is 70 pages long.

George adds, “I am in the control room with headsets on, working with video operators and others. I coordinate the communication.” And that includes the above mentioned flyover.

“There is a lot that goes into that,” George says with a smile, about last year’s Troy/West Point/Army match. “We are huge

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Meanwhile, back on game day, hundreds of people work the event. They include news media, concessions, security, school personnel, and many others. The day starts early. One of the first on the scene is a dog.

About 5 a.m., a police team’s bomb-sniffing canine inspects the stadium. The exam is thorough, taking about two hours. The facility is locked down until the dog gives the OK. Once cleared to enter, vendors, ticket takers, media, ushers and more enter the stadium throughout the day. Fans never see most of the workers. But workers see fans.

“There are ushers at the top of each aisle,” notes Mike Frigge, associate director of athletics/technology and operations.

“They continuously scan their sections, making sure all is well. If someone has trouble, say, trips and falls, or becomes ill, the usher radios for help.” The EMS response time is within minutes.

In addition to being the university’s liaison with ESPN, Frigge monitors and corrects IT problems and ensures electronics are working, everything from individual headsets to the 3,150-square-foot outdoor video board.

His team keeps lines moving and works with crowd issues.

“Our EMS is set up on each side of the stadium,” he adds.

“We try to keep guests as comfortable as possible.”

On today’s stadium walk through, 10 days before the first game, the 50-yard line is over 101 degrees. Hopefully, the season opener will not be that warm, but a plan is in place.

Troy supplies misting fans and water bottle refills. Ushers know what to look for when someone has problems with the heat.

But college football fans are a hardy bunch. Game attendance is up, and like the game on the field, ticket sales do not just happen. Marketing does.

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“That’s a year-round business,” says Ryan Kay, assistant director of athletics/development and ticket operations. “Yes, we constantly maintain data. Season ticket holders are increasing as well as single ticket buyers.”

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But Kay explains, “We are trying to sell an experience, not a ticket. We pride ourselves on putting a great product, not just on the field, but also in the stands.”

Director of athletics Brent Jones agrees. “We take a different approach than most. We critique, fine-tune, and spend a tremendous amount of time, effort, and energy into how we can create and maintain the best fan experience possible.”

Fan experience is more than a good idea. It pays dividends.

On Nov. 12, 2022, the university witnessed the largest crowd to see a Troy football game in Veterans Memorial Stadium: 31,010.

Troy defeated West Point/Army in a 10-9 nail-biting victory.

“Army missed a field goal late in the game,” recalls Jones.

“There is no doubt in my mind that our fans/students made a difference in that game. It’s that fan experience and game atmosphere that makes a difference.”

Troy’s head football coach Jon Sumrall adds, “Running a football program is like running a small business. You have marketing, sales, and a product to produce. We are fortunate to have so many talented people who run our business well.”

On Sept. 2, 2023, Troy opened the season with a 48-30 home game victory over Stephen F. Austin University. The game progressed without a hitch, in part due to hundreds working behind the scenes, a press box/control room befitting of NASA, and a drive to produce an excellent product.

Touchdown Troy. Clockwise from top, Kyle George, Troy’s executive associate director of athletics/external operations, directs the game day from the control room; tight end Ethan Connor makes a key play in the season opener against Stephen F. Austin; Troy mascot T-Roy greets the fans in the traditional pre-game walk to the stadium.

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For the birds Dauphin Island bird sanctuaries protect habitat for birds and people

Cynthia Freeman, a member of the Dauphin Island Bird Sanctuaries conservation nonprofit, discovered the joys of living on an island for the birds after she and her husband, Tim, moved there about seven years ago. Since then she has become an accomplished birder and bird photographer and an advocate for these fine feathered creatures who make Dauphin Island their home and rest stop. “Every morning there’s something to see here,” she said. PHOTO BY KATIE JACKSON

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magine an island where birds of all colors, shapes and sizes fill “Globally Significant Important Bird Area” by the National Auduthe skies—and the trees and the beaches and the surf. Actually, bon Society. there’s no need to imagine it, because just such an island exists That’s because the island supports a spectacular array of bird species, from raptors, shore and wading birds, woodpeckers and right off Alabama’s Gulf Coast, and it is a sanctuary for both birds myriad other year-round and seasonal birds to more than 400 speand people. cies of migratory neotropical birds that drop by each spring and Dauphin Island, a six-square-mile barrier island 30 miles south fall to rest and refuel as they make their biannual 600-mile nonstop of Mobile, is home to some 1,800 permanent residents and thousands of annual visitors who flight across the Gulf of Mexico come there to enjoy worldfrom and to the Yucatan Peninclass fishing, pristine beaches, sula. first-rate environmental edu“They need food and water in both directions and Daucation opportunities and an alphin Island is the first little most-extinct old-school beach place jutting out on the water town charm. It’s also an important part of our state’s entire that they have the opportunity ecosystem. to hit,” says Ralph Havard, a 45“An Alabama without Dauyear resident of the island who phin Island is unimaginable,” has long appreciated its natural says Dr. Scot Duncan, exectreasures. utive director of Alabama The diversity of birdlife on Audubon and author of the The painted bunting is just one of more than 200 species of migratory the island makes it a must-see award-winning book Southern neotropical birds that rely on Dauphin Island for rest and refreshment site for bird and nature lovers Wonder: Alabama’s Surprising before and after their 600-mile trip across the Gulf of Mexico. from around the world, but it PHOTO BY CYNTHIA FREEMAN Biodiversity. is also a must-have site for the world’s birds, which are facing Why is it unimaginable? For lots of reasons. alarming population declines.

One of the most biologically diverse barrier islands in the U.S., According to Andrew Haffenden, an internationally known Dauphin Island provides critical habitat for an array of wildlife birding expert who now lives on Dauphin Island, some three billion birds have been lost in North America since 1970 to factors species—from dolphins, sea turtles, gamefish and other marine life such as habitat loss and degradation, overuse of chemicals and to reptiles, amphibians and, most famously, birds. collisions with human-made structures like windows, buildings, Known as the “Birdiest Small City in America,” the island is powerlines and wind turbines. one of the top four birding sites in the U.S. and is designated as a 16 NOVEMBER 2023

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“The estimate is that 30 percent (of the world’s total bird population) has disappeared in the last 30 years, and some species are being lost at even higher and faster rates—up to 6 to 10 percent per year,” he says.

Dauphin Island plays a crucial role in the protection and wellbeing of those birds, but also for Alabamians. For example, the island is Alabama’s first line of defense against severe storms and hurricanes coming off the Gulf of Mexico and it also helps buffer the effects of coastal elements such as waves, tides and currents. In addition, it’s one reason Alabama is a biodiversity super star, ranked fourth in overall biodiversity in the nation.

tions—the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation, South Alabama Land Trust and the Nature Conservancy, among them—additional areas of vital habitat have also been protected.

But in the 1990s, development threatened the Audubon Bird Sanctuary, a 164-acre area containing a mixture of several critical habitats including maritime forest, marsh and dune ecosystems, which spurred local volunteers to take action.

Those volunteers were members of the Friends of the Dauphin Island Audubon Sanctuary, an ad hoc advisory group of bird and nature lovers who worked with town leaders to monitor, maintain and protect the island’s natural areas. When development efforts began encroaching Preserving and protecting on the sanctuary, FODIAS members With so many lives depending on leaped into action and purchased an the island, protecting Dauphin Island adjacent lot that helped buffer the is of paramount importance. But DIBS President Ralph Havard (left) and Andrew Haffenden, area from development while also DIBS’s vice president for acquisitions, stand in front of of doing so requires a balance between the marker for the Goat Trees property, one of the first lots improving options for parking and preserving natural habitats and ad- procured and protected for birds by the organization. access to the sanctuary. dressing the demands of community From that initial purchase sprang PHOTO BY KATIE JACKSON growth and development. a new paradigm and a renewed passion for protecting ecologically important sites on the island, an The need for that balance has long been recognized on the iseffort spearheaded by the late John Porter, a University of Alabama land, early planners of which set aside several parks and natural physics professor who, along with his wife Jackie, birded regularly areas in the 1950s and `60s. In 1988, when the Town of Dauphin Island was officially incorporated, one of the council’s first acts was on Dauphin Island. to designate the entire island as a bird refuge. Over the years, and After years of people saying, “somebody should” take action to with support from various agencies and conservation organizaprotect the island’s ecosystem, “John Porter was the first one to say, Dauphin Island provides vital habitat and nesting sites to an array of shore birds including this black skimmer that finds food by touch, not sight. They skim along the water with their lower mandible submerged. When they feel a fish, their upper mandible snaps shut. They breed along the Gulf Coast and quickly set up nests on the new marsh mounds developed during the marsh restoration project in Graveline Bay. They nest on the sand and that area has proved to be a valuable new habitat for these birds..

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Flamingos that were blown off course during Hurricane Idalia earlier this year have been found in several spots here in Alabama, including on Dauphin Island.

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‘we’ll do it,’” says Betsy Eagar of Mobile, a long-time birder who fell in love with Dauphin Island years ago.

Over time, FODIAS was reincorporated into the Dauphin Island Bird Sanctuaries, Inc., a nonprofit focused on using conservation, advocacy and community engagement to help protect and maintain critical habitat on the island. DIBS began to acquire additional properties including an area of ancient oaks known as the Goat Trees, sections of land bordering the island’s historic Shell Mounds site and plots in the Gorgas and Tupelo Gum Swamps. They also began buying other undeveloped or unused private lots on the island with the goal of creating uninterrupted bird-friendly corridors within developed areas, which are especially important to migratory birds as they move across the island.

“We are basically filling in the little pieces of the Dauphin Island jigsaw puzzle,” says Havard, DIBS’s president.

Acquiring those lots can be challenging, especially since many properties were passed down through generations and heirs are often scattered across the U.S. or beyond. But DIBS volunteers have preserved and, in the process, learned lots of new skills like how to search deed records and write grants.

A model for other communities

“We didn’t know what we were doing when we started,” says Eagar, DIBS’s treasurer. “We were building the plane as we were flying it.”

Today, however, the “plane” is gaining altitude. As of August 2023, DIBS has acquired and protected 80 properties with plans to add another 20 to 40 in the future. DIBS, which won the Alabama Wildlife Federation’s Governor’s Wildlife Conservationist of the Year award in 2020, has also become a model for other communities interested in finding ways for nature and development to co-exist.

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conservation agencies and organizations. Chief among partners is NFWF, which is a nongovernmental organization that distributes federal monies collected though the Gulf Environmental Benefit Fund, established to help make reparations cause by the Deep Horizon oil spill.

Dauphin Island was a natural choice for NFWF assistance.

“Dauphin Island is a strategically significant barrier island that provides important habitat to numerous fish and wildlife resources, including coastal and migratory birds,” says Jeff Trandahl, NFWF’s executive director and CEO. In partnership with the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources, the Town of Dauphin Island and numerous implementing partners, NFWF has awarded nearly $50 million from GEBF to projects that “restore and enhance habitats and ensure their resilience for future generations,” Trandahl says.

While DIBS’s acquisitions do impact the local economy by taking properties out of the town’s tax base, Eager says it has been “a great friend of ours.”

“No question this is a win-win situation and a lasting one at that,” says Dauphin Island City Councilman Rich Colberg, an amateur birder who also serves on the DIBS board.

“The importance of protecting our natural blessings was instilled in me at an early age by my father,” he says. “When I moved to Dauphin Island, I looked around to see who was most engaged in local conservation and DIBS was (and is) the only organization focused exclusively on Dauphin Island.”

And, ultimately, this work is just one part of a global effort that is as important to society as it is to the natural world.

“Conservation work is not just about saving animals or other species,” Duncan says. “It’s about saving humanity and our quality of life.”

For example, Duncan said birds provide humankind many tangible resources and services like pest control, pollination and reseeding of important plants. But they also provide intangibles such as cultural enrichment (think everything from are and literature to sport team names), entertainment, improved mental health and wellbeing and bringing together like-minded people from all walks of life and backgrounds.

Plus, just as an Alabama without Dauphin Island is unimaginable, so is a world without birds. “Imagine walking around in your daily life and deleting the soundtrack birds provide,” Duncan said. “It would be kind of like watching a movie where there’s no music score.”

To learn more about Dauphin Island’s natural resources or get involved in its future, visit the DIBS website at dauphinislandbirds.com and the town’s site at townofdauphinisland.org. More information on ways to help and enjoy birds throughout the state is also available at Alabama Audubon’s site, alaudubon.org, and through the Alabama Ornithological Society at aosbirds.org. Catherine and Park McGehee of Opelika are among the many people who flock to Dauphin Island to enjoy the hundreds of bird species that use the island as a stop-over during fall and spring migration as well as many other species that live there seasonally or year-round. It’s one of many places in the state to celebrate Alabama’s 2023 Year of Birding, a celebration that will continue into 2024.

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(Third in a series on Alabama’s lakes)

Lake Eufaula Historic area offers more than just fishing

By John N. Felsher

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n 1963, Lake Eufaula opened on the Chattahoochee River.

“Chattahoochee” comes from the Muskogee words “chato” meaning “rock” and “huchi” meaning “painted” for the colorful granite outcroppings along its course.

Today, the river and lake form part of the Alabama-Georgia line. Officially dubbed Walter F. George Reservoir, but traditionally called Lake Eufaula, the impoundment covers 45,181 acres with 640 shoreline miles.

The area still draws people because of the beauty and versatility of recreational opportunities. One such resident is Lamar Turner, who served many years as Henry County probate judge. Originally from Abbeville, he bought a place on a major creek flowing into the lake in 1980.

“On this creek, I can see a long way,” Turner says. “I sit and just watch the boats. Sometimes, we might see 20 or 30 boats. It’s like always having company. Sometimes, we ride around to see what’s new. Somebody is always building something or making improvements. We can ride in a boat all day long because the lake is so big.”

More than boats prompted the judge to move to the lake. An avid fisherman, Turner wanted to live on what many people call the “Bass Capital of the World.”

“It’s a beautiful lake,” he adds. “I love to fish and I love this area.

I used to love bass fishing, but I wore my shoulders out. Now, I fish for crappie and bream, but there are all kinds of things to do on the lake. We see a lot of young people water skiing or pulling people behind jet skis. I even performed several weddings in boats on the lake.”

Lake Eufaula still produces excellent bass numbers with occasional double-digit fish. Some top 12 pounds, but the lake also holds abundant other species.

“Lake Eufaula is one of the best fishing lakes in Alabama,” says Rob Andress, the Alabama Wildlife and Freshwater Fisheries Division district fisheries biologist. “It’s a destination lake for many people. The lake also has good populations of channel catfish, bluegill, redear sunfish and other fish. Both states stocked hybrid bass into the lake for years.”

Good news for the judge: Crappie rank second as the most popular game fish after bass. The lake produces many 1- to 2-pounders with some exceeding three pounds.

“Lake Eufaula is overpopulated with crappie,” says Tony Adams with Going Fishing with Tony. “The biggest crappie put on my boat weighed 3.40 pounds. I’ve heard about fish exceeding four pounds.”

Numerous fishing tournaments, including some major professional competitions, run on the lake each year. Many launch at Lakepoint State Park. Lakepoint and Chewalla Creek Marina rent boats.

“The lake is our best asset,” says Jack Tibbs, Eufaula mayor and owner of Strikezone Lures. “Lakepoint State Park is a world class facility for hosting fishing tournaments.”

The park offers varied lodging options. Visitors can fish off the bank, eat in fine restaurants and even dock their boat at lakeside restaurants for a lunch break before returning to the lake.

“Our hotel has 101 rooms with a large restaurant that overlooks the lake,” says Sharon Matherne, Lakepoint general manager.

“Our lakeside cottages have been recently renovated. We’re finishing renovations on 29 cabins. We host many weddings, reunions, business conferences and other events in our banquet rooms.”

Visitors participate in countless activities including golfing, hiking, wildlife and bird watching, biking and other pursuits. The

The Yoholo Micco Trail, named for the Creek Indian leader of Eufaula Town who was driven from the area with his people in 1836. The trail begins downtown with the trailhead in front of the Eufaula/Barbour County Chamber of Commerce, winding along and then crossing Lake Eufaula on the old railroad trestle, through residential areas and ending at Old Creek Town, the site of an old Indian village. The trail is paved, making it popular for hikers, runners, and bicyclists.

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park sits on Cowikee Creek, one of many lake tributaries offering Springs.” outstanding paddling opportunities.

At Blue Springs State Park in Clio, the spring stays 68 degrees “We recently added an off-road vehicles trail,” Matherne says. all year long. It feeds two sandy-bottomed pools, creating a re“People can bring their own vehicles or rent one from us. We also freshing place to swim on a hot day. added a hard-packed easy access trail for people who have diffiThe town of Eufaula dates to 1816 when settlers begin living culty walking. People can also ride bicycles on it.” on bluffs overlooking the Chattahoochee. Eufaula means “high Each February, the park hosts its Fins, Feathers and Flowers bluff ” in the Creek language. Unlike many Southern towns, Euweekend. Activities include birding, seminars, archery and profaula survived the Civil War intact. Consequently, many historic grams with live animals. An outstanding place to observe wildlife, mansions still exist. Each April, the Eufaula Heritage Association the nearby Eufaula National Wildlife Refuge spreads across 11,184 hosts its Eufaula Pilgrimage Tour of Homes. The Christmas Tour acres on both sides of the Chattaof Homes occurs in December. hoochee River.

“We have the largest historic “Habitats on the refuge are very district in eastern Alabama and diverse,” says John Earl, the refuge second largest in the state,” Sparks manager. “We have sandy longleaf explains. “We have more than 700 pine uplands, permanent wetlands, buildings on the National Regismarshes and seasonal wetlands. ter of Historic Places, many built People can drive or walk some before the Civil War. These older units and observe or photograph homes give a glimpse of what life wildlife. We also have biking and was like back then. We also have hiking opportunities. Many peoa very dynamic downtown with ple enjoy paddling the backwater great restaurants and boutiques.” creeks.”

During the Pilgrimage, owners People might spot numerous open their historic homes to the birds including bald eagles, ospreys public. Some dress in period clothand endangered wood storks. Large ing. People can tour the Shorter populations of waterfowl winter in The Eufaula Heritage Association offers tours of the Shorter Mansion or Fendall Hall all year the area. During warmer months, Mansion, a Classical Revival-style house built in 1906. long. The Shorter Mansion dates people might see alligators. The to 1884 and appeared in several refuge allows hunting for deer, waterfowl and other game. movies. Fendall Hall dates to 1856. Visitors can also tour muAt Old Creek Town Park, people can fish off a pier, take a nature seums and other historic buildings. The 2024 Pilgrimage will be walk or picnic. Hikers can explore Yoholo Micco, the Creek Indian held April 5-7.

Trail. Named for a Creek chief sometimes called Chief Eufaula, the “New for the 2024 Pilgrimage, we’ll have a vintage fashion show asphalt walkway runs 3.2 miles where a railroad once operated. and an art walk,” Sparks says. “People can walk around town and “Old Creek Town Park is one of five sites in this area on the see the artists in front of different businesses.”

Wiregrass Birding Trail,” says Ann Sparks, the Tourism and In downtown Eufaula, check out Manny, a 12-foot-tall fiberMain Street Eufaula director for the Eufaula Barbour Chamber glass bass that honors Tom Mann who founded Mann’s Bait of Commerce. “Birding is becoming big here. Other sites include Company. Since the lake straddles the Alabama-Georgia line, anthe national wildlife refuge, Lakepoint, Yoholo Micco and Blue glers can use a license from either state to fish the lake.

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Rashidah Farid, Ph.D.

Working for a better future in nature Rashidah Farid grew up the youngest of seven siblings in the small community of Bethlehem near Abbeville, and enjoyed a childhood that was focused almost entirely on nature and the outdoors. The family had a garden, chickens and goats, and her earliest memories are falling asleep outside under a shady oak tree. By the time she was a pre-teen, she knew she’d rather talk to the trees and animals than people, she says with a laugh.

Her parents were college-educated professionals and instilled in their children a desire for education, so she started out studying animal science at Tuskegee University. But she missed nature and began a concentration on wildlife and natural resources. With internships and work after graduation, she was exposed to conservation, sustainability, ecology and GIS mapping, among other skills.

She earned a master’s degree at Alabama A&M University in plant and soil science, where she learned about biostatistics. That interest would play into her doctoral study at the University of Florida of population ecology in wildlife populations – how populations change over time.

Now, those widely varying interests are evident in her job as assistant professor of wildlife ecology and coordinator of the Forestry, Wildlife and Fisheries program at her alma mater, Tuskegee. But she has other educational interests that draw on all of her previous work and studies. – Allison Law How do you balance all your interests? Do they all work together in your work now?

They do, actually. … I have a lot of grad students, and I think all those experiences I’ve had allow me flexibility and that foundation to allow my grad students to pursue their interests. … I use my network, which is diverse, to help my students move along. That’s the reason I’m at Tuskegee – I have a passion for mentoring and helping students move up in their career and find their own path. It’s tough though, having so many things going at the same time, with a very young family.

Where we talk about balance, that’s where I struggle the most!

You do a lot of work with private landowners. Talk about that.

We have all kinds of programs. One of our more active programs is feral hog removal. I’m so tired of feral hogs! Literally last Saturday, I was up at 5 a.m. to meet my graduate students to kill some hogs. … A little more on the sustainable ag (side), there are a lot of landowners trying to incorporate in26 NOVEMBER 2023

tercropping techniques – using native wildflowers to attract the good insects to kill the nuisance ones. So we do a lot of that. On the forestry side, we help the landowners do a general evaluation (of their forest land). Some landowners are interested in, how do I build an inexpensive low-water crossing? To improve the water quality but not be very expensive. Or how do I do small prescribed burning? Some are interested in agroforestry – can I graze my cattle or goats in the forest while waiting for the timber to mature? Some are just interested in, how do I lease my land?

I believe you also have a great interest in drawing more minority students, as well as girls, into your particular fields.

I’m very passionate. I tell people all the time, my mission is really to provide more diversity in natural resource careers and fields. I want to send diverse students into these spaces. You think about, how are we going to be able manage natural resources in the future? You must have diverse minds and cultures and thought patterns to handle the challenges of the future, particularly related to climate change. So yes, I have quite a bit of work, trying to recruit minority students, but all underrepresented students in natural resources, which includes women.

In the summer, I run a forestry and natural resource camp for high school kids in Tuskegee. It’s a two-week, residential all-outdoor camp, fishing, hiking, camping, complete immersion in natural resources. We specifically try to make sure we have a diverse group, including Hispanic kids, women, anyone who’s considered to be underrepresented in the fields.

Are you hopeful for the future of our environment and the managing of our natural resources?

Absolutely. I think one of the most amazing things about working with young people is you have no choice but to be optimistic. You can see their brilliance, you can see their genius, you can see their innovation, and how their minds are different and growing and coming up with new ways of solutions to handle problems that my generation would never come up with. That’s a gift that working with young people gives you – a constant optimism about the future, and how even though our environment is changing, we will be able to meet those challenges in the future. www.alabamaliving.coop

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Are you age 70 or older and not receiving benefits?

R etirement is not one-size-fits-all. It can mean different things to different people. Perhaps you have not applied for Social Security retirement benefits because you’re still working or are delaying applying so you can get the higher benefit. If you’re age 70 or older, you should apply now for the benefits you’re owed.

Your benefits will not increase if you continue to delay applying for them because you are 70 or older.

Did you know that you can receive benefits even if you still work? Your earnings can increase your monthly benefit amount – even after you start receiving benefits. Each year that you work, we check your earnings record. It’s possible your latest year of earnings is one of your highest 35 years. If so, we will automatically

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November crossword

by Myles Mellor

Across Down 1 Site of Alabama’s “Regiment of 1 Awards for military heroes Columns” - 2 words 2 Leaves associated with 8 Guacamole, for example Thanksgiving 9 Founder of the Alabama 3 Autumn leaves collector Veterans Memorial Park, Della 4 Fasten on a lapel, for example _____ 5 They display military emblems 10 Majors or Marvin 6 Large spreading tree 12 Vegetable used to add flavor 7 USAF’s territory to Thanksgiving dinners, 11 Squeezed out a living sometimes 13 Move slowly and carefully 14 Letters on pharmacy sign 14 Memo note start 15 Navy vessel 16 Providing a garden with water 18 Salvation Army, abbr.

17 Red flower that’s a symbol of 19 Time just before Memorial Day 21 Mashed potatoes: a favorite 20 ___ Day (WWII victory in Europe ____ at Thanksgiving celebration) 22 Raises, 2 words 22 Allow 24 Act passed to protect those 23 More resolute with disabilities, abbr.

25 Sporting venue 27 “This is a victory of more than 26 Panorama arms alone! This is a victory 28 In no way of liberty over _____” President 30 Oil company Truman, September 2, 1945 32 “America the Beautiful” closer 29 Baseball stat, abbr.

33 Thanksgiving bird 31 Big name in appliances 34 “Based ___ true story”- 2 words 32 They encircle the flag pole at 35 Katie Britt, for example- abbr.

Alabama’s American Flag Plaza 36 Heavy weight 37 Drive back an enemy attack, say 38 Famous battleship remembered in a Memorial Park which has an oak tree from each county in the state 28 NOVEMBER 2023

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Dothan National Peanut Festival, at the fairgrounds. This year’s theme is “Peanuts Galore and So Much More!”

Features midway and rides, an opening night parade, petting zoo, live music, contests, arts and crafts, livestock exhibits and more. For daily schedule and ticket information, visit NationalPeanutFestival.com

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Fairhope third annual Barnwell Community Day at the historic schoolhouse that is now a community center, located at 13319 County Road 3. Live entertainment, arts and crafts vendors, bake sale, bounce houses, tractor displays, face painting and more. Free. 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

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Pike Road Pike Road Arts and Crafts Fair, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the historic Marks House. Decorative crafts, functional crafts, jewelry, mixed media, paintings, photography, pottery/ceramics, Barbecue and home baked goods and a children’s corner with Mr. and Mrs. Claus, petting zoo, pony rides and more.

Admission is $5, with children 8 and under free (cash only). PikeRoadArtsAndCraftsFair.com

The Poarch Band of Creek Indians will celebrate their history of traditions with their annual Pow Wow on Thanksgiving weekend.

PHOTO COURTESY THE POARCH BAND OF CREEK INDIANS

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Monroeville Monroeville Market, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in historic downtown. Arts and crafts and handmade items, food and live entertainment for all ages. MonroeCountyAl. com

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Jackson 41st annual Forestry Festival, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the downtown area.

Smith family memorial car show, lumberjack competition, live entertainment, children’s game area, food vendors, a market with all kinds of items and a turkey calling contest. Power wheels parade for children begins at 9 a.m. in front of First Baptist Church. Search for Jackson Area Chamber of Commerce page on Facebook.

Fort Payne 8th annual Creative Spirit Market at DeSoto State Park, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. each day. This open air showcase features artist demonstrations, local and regional fine and folk art, hand-crafted goods and live acoustic music.

Market is near the park’s picnic area across from the country store on County Road 89. Free; limited parking in the picnic and tennis court areas and in front of the store. 256-997-5025.

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Pell City a historical seminar titled “Lost and Some Founds: Treasures of 1800s Alabama” begins at 1 p.m. at The Venue on 20th. Guest speaker will be Jim Phillips. After the presentation, there will be free appraisals of pre-1920s paper currency, coins and bottles (limit of 10 items per person). Free, with light refreshments. 205-902-4370.

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Wetumpka third annual Wildlife Arts Festival, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in downtown, celebrating wildlife art and the great outdoors.

Educational presentations, art exhibits, classes, vendors, food, kids’ activities, dog competitions and demonstrations from experts in painting and cooking. Free. 301 Hill St. TheKelly.org

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Foley Chocolate and Cheese Festival, Heritage Park, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Featuring chocolatiers and vendors selling chocolate, cheese and other menu items, live music, highquality arts and crafts, chocolate martinis, large kids’ zone and more. Also features a cheese toss, chocolate cheesecake eating contest and chocolate toss. $5 admission; 12 and under are free. GulfShores.com Alabama Living

Andalusia Angel of Hope for Covington County, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the farmer’s market on Tisdale Street. Activities include a 5K race, antique and classic car show and the Day of Hope Market, with arts and crafts vendors, live music, food trucks, tours of the Three Notch Museum and Sweet South Market boiled peanuts. Proceeds will help complete the second phase of the city’s Angel of Hope memorial site at Robinson Park, which is dedicated to the memories of children who have died. Other proceeds will help families grieving the loss of a child. Search Angel of Hope for Covington County on Facebook.

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Peterman Peterman Station Reunion and Festival, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Food and craft vendors, entertainment and more. 251-5644064 or 251-362-6021.

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Alpine 15th annual Art Extravaganza, 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Aljerald Powers Memorial Lodge/Plank Road Station. Arts and crafts of a wide variety, live entertainment and homemade goodies. 256-362-9375.

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Atmore Poarch Band of Creek Indians’ 51st annual Thanksgiving Pow Wow, 6477 Jack Springs Road.

Gates open at 10 a.m. both days. $15 for both days, or $10 for one day; ages 6 and under free.

This cultural celebration features dance contests for men and women, young and old, as well as a drum contest and Poarch Creek Indian Princess Contest. Also: crafts and goods for sale by local artisans and festival favorite foods. Pci-nsn.gov

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Alex City Holiday Bazaar at Russell Crossroads, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Town Green. Artisans and patrons from all over gather for a display of handmade goods, including jewelry, soaps, paintings, pottery, woodwork, lotions, furniture and more. 256-3971019.

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Pine Apple 27th annual Hunter Appreciation Day Festival, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Big buck and big hog hunting contest, local vendors, antique car show and parade and live music. Search for the event on Facebook or email joycewall@yahoo.com

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Prattville annual Christmas tree lighting, downtown historic district.

Holiday DJ from 6 to 8 p.m. and tree lighting at 7 p.m. A special visitor will arrive immediately after the lighting to hear the wishes of the children.

334-595-0850.

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| Gardens |

Grateful for gardens Ways to give thanks for (and in) our outdoor spaces

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s the holiday season barrels toward us, it’s easy to feel more grumpy than grateful, which is why I highly recommend a hasty retreat toward the garden.

It may sound counterintuitive to hang out in gardens at their least flamboyant time, but trust me, winter gardens are magical places filled with many reasons to be thankful.

For one thing, we can appreciate what’s not there this time of year such as biting bugs, oppressive heat, a long to-do list of chores and the rattle and din of lawnmowers and leaf blowers. Also, there are usually fewer people out and about this time of year which means gardens, both public and private, can be ideal places to snatch a moment of peace and relative quiet. (Of course, they are also great spaces to work off pent-up energy and frustration—your own and that of, say, spirited children.)

Another delight of the fall/winter garden, as well as parks and woodlands, is the chance they afford to appreciate the change of seasons. Watching leaves coloring and falling, migratory birds dashing through on their way South and other critters preparing for winter can be as profound an experience as it is an entertaining one.

Yet another thing to be thankful for are the views revealed once leaves have fallen: the architecture of bare branches on trees and shrubs, dips and rolls in the terrain and a chance to see vistas that lie beyond our garden’s boundaries. It also allows winter blooming plants, such as camellias, and evergreen beauties like hollies to shine. And time spent admiring an unadorned landscape provides us the opportunity to imagine changes we may want to make in the coming year.

Of course, we can also be thankful for the physical and mental health benefits gardens provide to our bodies and minds, both of which can be challenged this time of year. Gardens are perfect places to burn off a few holiday Katie Jackson is a freelance writer and editor based in Opelika, Alabama. Contact her at katielamarjackson@gmail.com.

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calories and limber stiff joints, ease stress, pique curiosity and inspire creativity.

So, yes, there is much to appreciate in the winter garden, but this season focused on gratitude is also a great time to be thankful for garden-related gifts—food, flowers and communities of garden lovers that spring from the soil.

If you want to share a little gardening gratitude, here are a few ideas for doing just that.

• Donate to public gardens and parks or other garden-related charities.

• Volunteer to help with school or community gardens or with local public gardens and parks.

• Share food, flowers and plants from your garden with others.

• Create a gratitude garden of your own, whether it’s a gratitude plot filled with lots of plants or simply a special tree, shrub, flower or even indoor plant.

• Show appreciation to all the people who help in your garden, such as landscape workers, by sharing a word of thanks or a small gift or tip.

• Host a gathering of family, friends

and/or neighbors in your garden.

• Teach children to appreciate gardens; a list of ideas can be found at the KidsGardening site, kidsgardening. org/resources/garden-activitiesthank-you-to-food-workers.

Most important of all, though, is to get outside wherever and whenever you can. Your heart, soul, body and mind will thank you.

NOVEMBER TIPS  Plant leafy greens such as lettuce, arugula and spinach.

 Plant spring-blooming bulbs and most shrubs and trees.

 Plant hardy annuals such as poppies, pansies and ornamental cabbage and kale.  Plant collards, cabbage, carrots, beets and radishes.  Tuck lawn and garden equipment and tools away for the winter.  Leave the leaves on the ground whenever possible.  Keep bird feeders cleaned and filled.

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| Consumer Wise |

A consumer’s guide to stovetops

Induction stovetops use electromagnetic energy to heat the pan, reducing energy waste. PHOTO COURTESY ELA HANEY, PEXELS

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I’m considering a new stovetop. Can you explain the different options available?

I have found that most people who enjoy cooking have pretty strong opinions about their preferred fuel choice: gas or electric. Induction, which is growing in popularity, is a newer option for home stovetops.

According to a study completed by Electric Power Research Institute, 74% of the energy from an electric range is transferred to food, versus 40% on a gas range. Induction cooktops are the most efficient option at 90% energy transferred to food. Regardless of your stovetop choice, right-sizing pots and pans to the burner is important to avoid wasting energy.

Electric cooktops are a tried-and-true option for many homes, and they are typically the most affordable option. Glass top models offer a cleaner look than the traditional coil elements and are easier to clean but tend to be a bit more expensive. The most common complaint about electric cooking is that the heating controls are not as fast or precise.

Many home chefs prefer gas stovetops because you can easily see the size of the flame, a visual clue that helps you control the cooking temperature. Temperature adjustments are also faster and more precise than on electric stovetops. However, there are some concerns with safety and indoor air quality associated with gas stoves because gas emissions can be harmful to your health. To help reduce indoor air pollution, always use your exhaust fan when using your gas stovetop. Ideally, your exhaust fan should be vented to the exterior of the home.

Miranda Boutelle is the chief operating officer at Efficiency Services Group in Oregon, a cooperatively owned energy efficiency company.

She has more than 20 years of experience helping people save energy at home, and she writes on energy efficiency topics for the National Rural Electric Cooperative Association, the national trade association representing more than 900 local electric cooperatives.

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Access is also a consideration. Natural gas is typically available in more populated areas, while rural customers may need a propane storage tank installed outside their homes to use a gas stove.

An induction stovetop can offer a higher-end cooking experience than a standard electric stovetop, and some people prefer it to cooking on gas.

Induction stovetops use electromagnetic energy to heat the pan, reducing energy waste. Instead of heating the stove’s surface, they heat the pans themselves. Because the pans heat directly, you don’t have to wait for the heat to transfer like you do with gas and electric stovetops, resulting in faster cooking times.

They also allow for more precise temperature control, which can deliver better results.

Cool burners offer additional safety benefits. You don’t have the indoor air quality issues associated with gas, and they won’t ignite items like dishrags or paper left on the stovetop.

Induction cooktops are typically more expensive than similar gas or electric models. They also require you to use specific cookware. Stainless steel and cast-iron cookware are both compatible with induction cooktops. If you want to test your pots and pans to see if they are induction compatible, do the magnet test. If a magnet sticks to the bottom of the pan, it will work on an induction stove.

Cooking on an induction stovetop takes a little time to get used to, but many people have made the switch and enjoy the experience.

If you are remodeling and have a gas range, consider running electrical to support an induction cooktop if you change your mind in the future. Setting up the power supply during a remodel can offer significant savings.

If you are considering making the switch, be sure to keep an eye on any incentives for your state or region. A rebate for replacing your gas stove with an electric one may be available under The Inflation Reduction Act. www.alabamaliving.coop

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| Alabama Recipes |

Food styling and photos: Brooke Echols

easy

These tasty slow cooker recipes are nothing to sweat over. Just set it (to low) and forget it!

Favorite Crockpot White Chicken Chili

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Cook of the Month: Paula Blass, Arab EC Paula Blass loves to entertain family and friends at her lake home and is always looking for recipes she can prepare ahead of time so she can enjoy being with her guests. She found a recipe for white chicken chili “and it called for some things I’ve never really tried,” she recalls.

The first go-round, she made it on her stove, but since it took a while to cook she thought the next time she’d try making it in the crockpot. When the recipe did not turn out as thick as she liked, she decided to add her own special ingredient: cream cheese. “Everyone I served it to loved it,” she says. That was two years ago, and it’s since become her favorite meal to fix when company comes. Her youngest daughter brings a group of college friends to the lake, “and normally they cook for me,” Paula says, “but they like for me to fix this for them.” Paula, who retired after teaching sewing and embroidery classes for sewing machine dealerships, still enjoys sewing and quilting, and of course, cooking for her visitors.

Favorite Crockpot White Chicken Chili 11/2-2 pounds boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon cumin 3/4 teaspoon oregano 1/2 teaspoon chili powder 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 yellow onion, diced 2 teaspoons minced garlic 2 15-ounce cans great northern beans, drained and rinsed 2 4-ounce cans diced green chiles 1 15-ounce can whole kernel corn, drained 32 ounces chicken broth 8 ounces cream cheese, softened and cut into cubes 1/4 cup half and half Add chicken breasts to the bottom of the slow cooker, top with salt, pepper, cumin, oregano, chili powder, and cayenne pepper.

Top with diced onions, minced garlic, great northern beans, green chiles, corn and chicken broth. Stir well. Cover and cook on low for 9 hours or on high for 3-4 hours. Remove chicken breasts and place in a large bowl, shred and then return to the slow cooker. Add cream cheese and half and half, stir. Cover and cook on high for 15 minutes or until chili is creamy and thickened. Stir and serve with desired toppings. Suggested toppings: jalapenos, sour cream, shredded cheese, tortilla chips. I serve with jalapeno cornbread.

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Recipes can be developed by you or family members. Adapt a recipe from another source by changing as little as the amount of one ingredient. Chosen cooks may win “Cook of the Month” only once per calendar year. Submissions must include a name, phone number, mailing address and co-op name. Alabama Living reserves

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Chicken Tetrazzini for the Slow Cooker 2

Photo by The Buttered Home

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love my crock pot!

It is the one longBrooke Burks standing kitchen gadget that never collects dust in my cabinet. When most people think about using them, it is normally for soups, stews and roasts. Did you know the crock pot is a great tool for some really fancy pants dishes too? This Crock Pot Chicken Parmesan is a great example of that. It is an easy way to get a fancy Italian dinner on the table quickly. Beautiful breaded chicken, bathed in a delicious red sauce, topped with mozzarella cheese. Dinner is served! For more recipes like this one, be sure to visit us over at thebutteredhome.com.

Crock Pot Chicken Parmesan 4 large chicken breasts ½ teaspoon Italian seasoning (basil, oregano, parsley, rosemary) 1 12-ounce jar marinara sauce 2/3 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded ½ cup Parmesan cheese, finely shredded 1 egg, beaten ½ cup Italian bread crumbs ¼ cup Half and Half ½ teaspoon salt Set up a breading station with two bowls, one for wet ingredients and one for dry.

Combine bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese and Italian seasoning in one bowl. Mix well.

In the other bowl, mix egg and half and half. Dip chicken breasts into the wet breading bowl and then the dry. Place in a single layer in the crock pot. Sprinkle with salt.

Pour marinara sauce over the top of the breaded chicken. Top with mozzarella cheese. Cover and cook on low 4-6 hours until chicken reaches internal temp of 165 degrees F. Serve over cooked pasta or zoodles (zucchini noodles) and enjoy!

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pounds boneless, skinless chicken fillets (roughly 3 medium breasts or thighs) Ground sea salt, to taste 3 cloves fresh garlic (or 1½ teaspoon minced) 1 large onion 1 large bell pepper 1½ teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 5 4-ounce cans sliced mushrooms, drained 1½ cup dry white wine (or low-sodium chicken broth) 3 tablespoons butter 12 ounces thin spaghetti 12 ounces grated cheddar cheese 12 ounces cream cheese Place chicken in a standard 6 or 7-quart slow cooker and cover with sea salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell pepper, Worcestershire sauce and mushrooms.

Pour the white wine (or broth) over the top of the chicken. Do NOT add the cream cheese, cheddar cheese, or spaghetti yet. Cover and cook on low for 8 hours or on high for 4 hours without opening the lid during the cooking time. At the end of the cooking time, cut the cream cheese into squares and add to the cooker, along with the butter, then cover. Cook spaghetti according to package directions. After the cream cheese has had time to melt, take 2 forks and shred the chicken. Stir the sauce and chicken together. Add the cooked and drained pasta, along with half the cheddar cheese and stir. Top with the remaining cheddar cheese and cover for about 10 more minutes or until the cheese has melted.

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Italian Beef 1 beef roast, preferably rump but any will work 1 stick butter 1 packet dry Italian dressing 1/4 cup water Wash roast, cook on low in slow cooker for 10-13 hours. Serve on fresh hoagie buns and with pickled pepperoncini.

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Loaded Potato Soup 3 large chicken breasts, cooked (reserving 5 cup of broth) 8 potatoes, diced 1 tablespoon dehydrated onion 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 can cream of celery soup 1 cup shaved deli ham 1 pound Velvetta cheese 8 ounces sour cream Cook chicken; chop or shred. Cook potatoes and onion in broth until tender.

Spray slow cooker with cooking spray, add chicken, soups, ham and cook until hot. Add cheese and sour cream until cheese is melted.

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Slow Cooker Roast 1 1 1 1 1

chuck roast package dry ranch dressing mix package au jus gravy mix stick butter jar pepperoncini peppers

Put roast in slow cooker. Sprinkle on ranch and gravy mix. Place pats of butter on roast along with peppers. Cook on low heat approximately 8 hours.

Wanda K. Williford North Alabama EC Editor's note: Slow Cooker Roast, also known as Mississippi Pot Roast, is famous on social media. Give it a try and see what the fuss is all about!

Slow Cooker Roast

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| Outdoors |

Bucks lose a bit of their wariness during breeding season Most deer hunters agree that the best hunting occurs during the peak of the rut, or breeding season, but what does ‘rut’ really mean?

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he rut is the period when breeding occurs in deer,” the breeding period to be much longer in some locations. Some says Chris Cook, the Deer Program Coordinator for does come into estrous more than once in a year, but most do not. the Alabama Division of Wildlife and Freshwater Does will remain in estrous and be ready to breed for a period Fisheries. “It usually occurs over a 14- to 21-day period each of roughly 24 to 48 hours, but will come back into heat about 28 year. Does are only able to breed once a year. Multiple ruts in days later if not bred during the first estrous cycle or if their first one area would be the result of fetuses do not implant.” does not breeding on their first Today, whitetails populate cycle.” just about every suitable habitat Many sportsmen believe that patch in the state, but deer were temperatures determine when scarce in many parts of Alabama the rut occurs, but that’s not just a few decades ago. The state true. In some years, much of the captured deer from some parts state remains quite warm when of Alabama and brought in more white-tailed deer begin breedwhitetails from Michigan, North ing. Does determine when the Carolina and Georgia to release rut begins. them in good habitat with few or When hormone levels surge no deer. in a white-tailed doe, she begins Whitetails from different arher estrous cycle. When enough eas bred at different times back does begin their cycles, the rut then and their descendants in that area begins. During the still do today. Today, the deer rut, bucks lose some of their legbrought in from different areas endary wariness as they concenduring the restoration phase trate on finding receptive does. of deer management and their That makes them easier to find ancestors continue to rut at the and hunt. Even the wariest old times that they did instinctively buck might do incredibly stuin their original locations. The pid things with breeding on his state publishes a “rut map” onmind. line that shows approximately “Deer breed at basically the when deer rut in each area of the same time every year, regardless White-tailed deer are the number one game animal hunted in state. of weather, moon phase or what- Alabama, according to the state Department of Conservation and “We have very long deer seaever,” Cook says. “Weather can Natural Resources. sons, giving everyone great opPHOTO BY JOHN N. FELSHER limit daytime deer movements portunities to go hunting during during the rut and often gives hunters the perception that the rut the best times,” Cook says. “The peak of the rut is the best time ‘just didn’t happen this year.’ Favorable weather can increase dayto kill a buck anywhere. The rut map on the internet can be very time deer movements leading to the ‘best rut ever’ comments. In helpful to people who want to hunt a new area.” reality, rut dates, duration, etc. vary very little from year to year.”

More than 200,000 people hunt deer in Alabama and bag more In places with too many does, not all receptive females breed than 300,000 deer annually. About a century ago, only about during the prime rut period. If a female does not breed, she might 500,000 whitetails lived in the entire United States. During the go into estrous again 28 days later. That could get bucks inter2022-23 season, Baldwin County led Alabama counties with the ested in breeding again. If enough does go into estrous a second most deer harvests reported. Jackson came in second for deer time in that area, it could spark another smaller rut peak later. harvests, followed by Tuscaloosa and Dallas counties.

“Most healthy does are bred on the first cycle if the adult sex “The Alabama deer herd is doing very well,” Cook says. “Evratio is near balanced, or no more than two adult does per adult erything appears to be on track for a good season this year. In buck,” Cook says. “An unbalance in doe/buck ratios can cause places with abundant acorns, deer will be in the woods eating acorns and not in the food plots. The deer will move to the food plots later.” John N. Felsher is a professional freelance writer who lives in Semmes, Ala. He also hosts an outdoors tips show for WAVH FM Talk 106.5 radio station in Mobile, Ala. Contact him at j. felsher@hotmail.com or through Facebook.

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Annual Meeting Celebrates Broadband Progress Coosa Valley Electric Cooperative’s 84th Annual Meeting commemorated several things, including the tremendous progress CVEC has made in its fiber network buildout.

At the Sept. 9 gathering, General Manager Jon Cullimore announced the cooperative is hanging fiber-optic cables in the final portions of the service territory. Barring any disruptions, the initial buildout will be finished by the end of 2023, about three years after the construction began.

“Three years ago, we gave you our word that we would build a fiber-optic network and have it ready to deliver broadband service to all our members within three to five years,” he said. “It has been three years, and we are nearly finished.”

Cullimore noted the fiber project’s success displays the commitment CVEC and its subsidiaries have to the members, customers and communities they serve.

Elsewhere, CVEC also recognized the conclusion of board member Buddy Watson’s term. Watson served the cooperative for 25 years before deciding to retire this year.

“We have benefited from his often-pragmatic viewpoint as well as his enduring sense of humor,” Cullimore said.

The cooperative then welcomed newly elected District 5 trustee Dennis Brasher. He was sworn in alongside District 2 trustee and board president Marilyn Davis, who ran unopposed this year.

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“You, the members of Coosa Valley Electric, have

put your faith in us to deliver reliable, affordable electricity, propane and now, broadband internet,” he said. “We give you our word that we will do everything we can to keep these services reliable, affordable and second to none.”

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Summer is over B

ob Green wrote an article, “Summer is Done,” for the Wall Street Journal, published September 2, about Jimmy Buffett and his death on Labor Day weekend. The article, and Jimmy Buffett’s death, set off many memories of Jimmy’s music and my younger days.

The first time I remember hearing anything about Jimmy Buffett was in 1972 when he played a concert at Ole Miss. None of us knew anything about him and didn’t know any of his music. His mainstream hit, “Come Monday,” soon became popular, but at that time we hadn’t heard of Jimmy. Of course, everyone quickly became huge fans of “Why Don’t We Get Drunk.”

Access to music was much different in the early 1970’s. There was no Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music, or the Internet to find music electronically. Most of our tastes in music were influenced by what we heard on AM radio stations out of Memphis in the daytime and Chicago at night.

We mainly bought 45 singles and an occasional album at the Western Auto store in downtown Corinth or a few music stores in Oxford. Jimmy really had no mainstream radio hits and his songs were very difficult to find in stores, if you could find them at all. Later, usually in the spring, radio stations would pick up one of his songs, probably to get their listeners excited about the coming summer and set up their playlists COURTESY LIBRARY OF CONGRESS for the season.

In 1975, my brother found some Jimmy Buffett albums in Oxford when he was at Ole Miss and bought me the “A1A” album.

I had never heard any songs on the album but immediately fell in love with not only Jimmy’s music, but also his vibe. “A Pirate Looks at Forty,” “Trying to Reason with Hurricane Weather,” “Life is Just a Tire Swing,” “Tin Cup for a Chalice,” and “Stories We Could Tell” were played through the dorm night after night.

All the songs on the “A1A” album were great. We probably played the grooves off the album. We all dreamed of living on islands, riding in boats and drinking at beachside bars.

Later that summer, I found and bought copies of “Living and Dying in ¾ Time,” and “A White Sportscoat and a Pink Crustacean,” “He Went to Paris,” “The Great Filling Station Holdup,” “Cuban Crime of Passion,” and “Pencil Thin Mustache” were a different style of music than anyone else was making in those years.

Summer nights during my college years with Jimmy on 8-tracks

and, later, cassette tapes still hold good spots in my memories.

Jimmy took a turn toward more mainstream music, or maybe mainstream music tastes accepted him better with his next albums. “Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes,” “Havana Daydreamin’,” and “Son of a Son of a Sailor” were commercial successes that made Jimmy a household name. He was living in Key West and playing island music about hurricanes and margaritas. There are still great debates about whether “Cheeseburger in Paradise” was written about Cabbage Key or Pirates’ Cove in Josephine, Alabama.

He was one of us, raised in Mobile, flunked out of Auburn and then attended Southern Mississippi. He played his music across the Alabama and Mississippi coasts before he caught a break and found his way. He was known to be very likeable, as we would expect one of us to be. He would drop into Lulu’s, his sister’s restaurant in Gulf Shores, and play for dinner crowds.

Only his growing popularity on the coast and the huge crowds drawn by the speed of social media ended those impromptu concerts.

Jimmy’s music gave us the idea that anyone could live in Key West or on a Caribbean island and lay in the sun and have boat drinks all day. He sold the image of a laid-back, island lifestyle. It turns out that while he sold the image, he didn’t live it. Jimmy was apparently a workaholic who built a business empire of music, live concerts, bars, Margaritaville restaurants and hotels, Landshark beer, Parrot Head clothing, and many other things associated with his music and lifestyle image. He was reportedly worth approximately a billion dollars when he died.

I was at Jimmy’s concert in Orange Beach in the summer of 2020. The huge crowd of Parrot Heads had a great time. The crowd sang along and rocked with the Coral Reefer Band. It was a great evening and time. It brought back great memories.

But, if Jimmy Buffett can die, we all can and will. The mirage of a lifestyle of endless sun, islands, and music can die, too. Without Jimmy to serenade us, summer is over. At 69 years old it is sobering to realize that not only is summer over, I am into the winter of life. But, there will always be those memories in the 1970s of warm summer nights and Jimmy Buffett music in the air. Maybe summer will always live through his music.

I hope you have a good month.

Gary Smith is President and CEO of PowerSouth Energy Cooperative.

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Say what? t bothers me that so many people make fun of the way we speak in the South. Look, I get it, we talk slow and take some liberties with the English language, but give me a break. Every region of this country has their own peculiar words, phrases and pronunciations. From “wicked good” in Massachusetts, to “gnarly” in California, you’ll find them everywhere.

Once, when I was in New England, one of my buddies said he wanted to go to lunch and get a grinder. I thought we were headed for Home Depot. Imagine my surprise when I discovered he was talking about a sandwich.

Then there was the time I asked for a drink of water in Wisconsin, and someone directed me to a bubbler, or as we call it, a water fountain.

Part of our problem comes about because southerners have a curious habit of using one word as both a noun or a contraction, depending on the sentence. A great example is the word “tail.” As a noun, that’s an appendage on a dog or a cat. But in the South, we’ll also use it as a contraction when we’re asking someone something.

“Hey, Vernon, what tail you doing’?”

What about Eggo? It’s a brand of breakfast waffle. But, in the South, we will use that same word as a contraction when you hand somebody something.

“Hey, gimme me that ratchet, Darlene. ” “Eggo.”

A yawn can be a noun that describes opening your mouth and inhaling deeply. However, southerners will use yawn as a contraction: “Billy Ray, when you turn 21, you’re out of this house. Then yawn yawn!”

Like parts of the country, if we don’t have a word, we’ll create one. And we have some doozies.

I think most Southerners will agree that the madeup words cattywhompus and whoppyjawed both describe something that’s askew. Down here, if you want to say someone’s confused, you could say they’re bumfuzzled. It can also mean that somebody’s cornbread is still soft in the middle.

Once when I was a kid, I got in big trouble when I tumped over a glass of grape juice on the sofa. Tumped is about as Southern as it gets. Tipped over and dumped - that’s tumped. As I recall, that juice stain rurnt one of the cushions. Yes, rurnt. That word reminds me of the sound a chain saw makes when you’re trying to start it. But we know exactly what it means.

One thing I’ve never understood about Southern-speak is why some of us will put an “r” in a word that not’s there. I don’t warsh my car, or go to Chicargo, or fish using minners for bait, but Joe Hobby is a standup comedian, a syndicated columnist, and a long-time writer for Jay Leno. He’s a member of Cullman Electric Cooperative and is very happy now that he can use Sprout from his little place on Smith Lake. Contact him at jhobby2000@aol.com.

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some of us do. My grandfather was guilty of adding an “r” that wasn’t there, and it drove me crazy. Once, I asked him why he pronounced Chicago that way. He became indignant, and asked, “What do you mean? I pronounce it just like it’s spelled. C-H- IC-A- G- O! Chicargo!” Satisfied that he had cleared my question up, he leaned back in his chair and took a sip of sweetee - another wonderful Southern word, by the way.

In all fairness, I can understand how stringing several of these words together with a Southern accent would confuse anyone who’s not from ‘round here.

“What tail did you do? Tump that over? Get a warsh rag, it’s fixin’ to be rurnt! What will your Mamanem say?”

Sometimes the way we speak even confuses each other. That’s why a lot of people in the South will respond to a statement by saying, “I heard that.” It means they understand what you just said.

And if they don’t? You can always say, “Sorry, yawn yawn.” www.alabamaliving.coop

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