Fun Tips for Fun Girls

fun tips for fun girls

fun tips for fun girls

fun tips for fun girls

fun tips for fun girls

fun tips for fun girls Alana Mohamed

the plan is not to melt be brave i love you

i.

no hetero but how many men do you have to fuck before you realize you're smarter than all of them? boys like it when you make them giggle there are many ways to accomplish giggles i have heard from a highly reputable source that pop rocks are involved but i do not have experience with such methods try these other peer-reviewed methods instead: stand outside his window with a boombox over your head cook him a meal and accidentally set something on fire you are cuter than other damsels in distress hook up with his best friend and tell him no one is perfect squats beat him in a Sports Thing in front of that friend you just fucked engage with his life experiences in a thoughtful and meaningful way get married in las vegas and buy ten dollar lingerie for the wedding night do you think it's cool how lingerie looks like lingering? pretend to be a lesbian vampire and leave him for another woman be yourself and leave him for another woman leave him alone but take his wallet first leave him quietly so he can be at one with his thoughts i'm sorry if this is hard to hear.

from: fileformat.tumblr.com ii. Alexander Wang is out, Prabal is in, Jason Wu is in, which, the

"american dream" is in, the American Dream is out, Ethnic Disney Princess is in, sportswear is out try a fucking evening gown for once, Chanel is out, French models are out, French cigarettes are in, drag racing is out but should be in, Jean-Paul Goude is out, Michael Kors is out, all Project Runway designers are out, American Apparel is out, Terry Richardson is closeted, emoticons are in, wimpy coke addictions are in, Kate Moss is out, Gemma Ward is out, Gemma Ward's baby is in though, Jeremy Scott is in, sex is in, having sex with yourself is better, infinity scarves are out, facing your own mortality is in, crying is in but waterproof mascara is out, eyelashes are out, body hair is out, eyebrows are in, lists are really in, matrimony is out, faux-leather jackets are out, skinning animals with your bare teeth is in, run free and live off of the fucking earth.

iii.

what would you do with hands? your side was pinker than mine and I thought that wasn't fair my throat does not feel like swallowing pills it feels like resting on you i have this really deep bag i'm intimidated by don't hurt me sip mangoes through a straw because you're scared to chew anymore i only call you at three in the morning because it's good for you do you notice how time moves faster on some clocks than others? mom is yelling you're such a selfish girl ripe pomegranates smell sweeter shut i'll take some pills, maybe sometimes you can just feel it in your bones tonight is the night you're gonna get robbed i blow dried my hair to break up with you do you like it? i'll teach you how to be nicer to the next one just let me lay my head down on your giant pectorals and be content

iv.

please don't mind there are allergic reactions all down my arms here are some consequences pick at them isn't it beautiful how everything is a consequence when i was young my mother used to make a baby in a cradle out of a paper towel who else can really do that for you that's not a nice question to ask what do you miss most when you set your head to sleep? my favorite hobby is finding the youtube videos that have all nice comments under them i don't know if humans depreciate over time or if it's some trained impulse seirra heat is something you'll never get to see again maybe survive is the wrong word

i don't think i would have good sex if i had fangs

fun girls review Monday 8/7c

All vampires are sexy. If you are not sexy you are not at risk of becoming a vampire. You are not having good sex if you aren't a vampire. If you aren't having good sex what then.

Tuesday 9:30/8:30c

Indian women read magazines and date white men just like you! There are no perilous traps of self hatred here. Eat donuts for liberation.

Wednesday 1 0/9c

Average men can get good looking women if they sell their souls to the fantasy football devil. But they can never truly love. Ball is life.

Thursday 8/7c

If vampires persist in their recreational fucking, will you feel left out? Bleeding doesn't even matter anymore, it's just that I don't think I would have good sex if I had fangs.

Friday 9/8c

Oh my god Tyra Banks just fucked this bitch up in the name of fashion. Don't cry in front of Tyra Banks unless she wants you to.

bonus: fun girls playlist Bam Bam -

Sister Nancy

Let's Call it Love -

Sleater Kinney

Bad Reputation Drip -

Joan Jett

Barf Troop *

Demolition Man Bone Thugger -

Grace Jones

Brooklyn White *

Sunshine -

Rye Rye

Rock Action - Adrian

Grody*

*check them out on bandcamp

dude, yeah.