Grandma's Social Media Dictionary

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How would you define and describe some of the most ridiculous and popularized 21st century internet phenomena, slang, and terminology? Do you even know why we use these terms?


GRANDMA’S SOCIAL MEDIA DICTIONARY


ACROYNMS

TERIMINOLOGY


HASHTAGS

EMOJI TO ENGLISH


ACRONYMS


“LOL OMG! WTF, AYFR? IDGAF ” Most social media slang terms are acronyms created to work around character limitations, speed up the process in which you connect, and allow for more to be said with less. A lot of emotion and information gets lost in the process of pairing down to these acronyms. People use “LOL” to begin every sentence, and some of this lingo finds their way into our verbal conversations. WTF? This system, while convenient is now stunting our language if

left

uncontrolled.

Will

the

upcoming

generations need to take classes on english and also acronym in order to not cross pollenate them in more formal writing and speaking situations? How will I learn 2 spel?


A

B

AAMOF As a matter of fact

BAF

Bring a friend

AFAICS

As far as I can see

BBB

Boring beyond belief

AF

As fuck

BBW

Be back whenever

AHFY

Always here for you

BD

Big deal

AISI

As I see it

BFF

Best friends forever

AMA

Ask me anything

BFFN

Best friend for now

AML

All my love

BFTP

Blast from the past

AOMM

Always on my mind

BION

Believe it or not

ASAIC

As soon as I can

BMS

Blowing my shit

ATW

All the way

BRB

Be right now

AWOL

Absent while online

BTW

By the way

AYC

Are you coming?

BUF

Big, ugly, fat

AYPI

And your point is?

BUP

Back up plan

C

D

C4N

Ciao for now

D/C

CPE

Coolest Person Ever

DGA

Digital guardian angel

CSB

Cool story, bro

DGYF

Dang girl, you’re fine

CSL

Can’t stop laughing

DH

Dear hubby

CTFU

Cracking the fuck up

DIY

Do it yourself

CTO

Check this out

DL

Down low

CTRN

Can’t talk right now

DM

Direct message

CUT

See you there

DTRT

Do the right thing

CUMID

See you in my dreams

DUCT

Did you see that?

CX

Correction

DTF

Down to fuck

CYL

Catch ya later

DUK

Didn’t you know?

CYT

Can you talk?

DYD

Don’t you dare

CYO

See you online

DYK

Did you know

Don’t care


E E2EG

Ear to ear grin

ECP

Excessive cross posting

EG

Evil grin

EGBOK

Everythin’s going to be okay

EGC

Extrememly gruntled customer

EIF

Exercise in futility

EMML

E-mail me later

EMP

Excessive multiple posting

ENQ

Enquire

EOD

End of day

EOS

End of story

ETA

Estimated time of arrival

EZ

Easy


GTFO GET THE FUCK OUT

A way of telling others to physically leave, or to f*ck off because they are annoying, unknowledgeable, or just basic (see terminology section). Alternately, it may be used to express disbelief, synonymous to OMG shut up, or like, no way.


F

G

FAF

Funny as fuck

G/F

Girlfriend

FB

Facebook

G2CU

Good to see you

FBM

Fine by me

G2G

Got to go

FIMH

Forever in my heart

GA

Go ahead

FISH

First in, still here

GAC

Get a clue

FML

Fuck my life

GAL

Get a life

FOAF

Friend of a friend

GBTW

Get back to work

FRT

For real though

GD

Good

FWB

Friend with benefits

GFN

Gone for now

FWIW

For what it’s worth

GGP

Got to go pee

FWM

Fine with me

GL

Good luck

FTW

For the win

GN

Good night

FYI

For your information

GOI

Get over it

H

I

H8

Hate

IAO

I am out

HAG1

Have a good one

IB

I’m back

HAK

Hug and kiss

IC

I see

HAU

How about you?

IDC

I don’t care

H2CUS

Hope to see you soon

IDFC

I don’t fucking care

HAND

Have a nice day

IDK

I don’t know

HB

Hurry back

IFYP

I feel your pain

HBD

Happy Birthday

IGHT

I got high tonight

HBU

How about you?

IK

I know

HF

Have fun

IKR

I know, right?

HMU

Hit me up

ILU

I love you

HRU

How are you?

IMO

In my opinion

HYFR

Hell ya fucking right

IRL

In real life


J

K

J00 You

K Okay

J00R Your

KK

JAC

Just a second

KB Keyboard

Ok Ok

JAM

Just a minute

KDFU

Kracking da fuck up

JC

Just chillin

KFY

Kiss for you

JDI

Just do it

KIA

Known it all

JGI

Just Google it

KISS

Keep it simple, stupid

JIC

Just in case

KIT

Keep in touch

JK

Just kidding

KMA

Kiss my ass

JP

Just playing

KOC

Kiss on cheek

JP

Jackpot (gaming)

KWIM

Know what I mean?

JTLYK

Just to let you know

KSCK

Kinda sorta chuckcle

JW

Just wondering

KUTWG Keep up the good work

L L2G

M MB

Momma’s boy

L8R Later

MGD

May god bless

LDO

Like duh, obviously

MFI

Mad for it

LGH

Lets get high

MILF

Mother I’d like to fuck

LIC

Like I care

MIRL

Met in real life

LMAO

Laughing my ass off

MM

Message me

LMK

Let me know

MMF

Make money fast

LMS

Like my status

MOF

Male or female?

LOL

Laugh out loud

MOT

Moment of truth

LULZ

Slang for Lol

MSG

Message

LVM

Left voice mail

MTF

More to follow

LYLAS

Love you like a sis

MU

Miss you

LYLC

Love you like crazy

MYOB

Mind your own business

Like to go?


N

O

N/A

Not acceptable

OIC

Oh, I see

NVM

Nevermind

OBO

Or best offer

N1

Nice one

OD Overdose

NBD

No big deal

OH Overheard

NC

No comment

OJ

Orange juice

NE1 Anyone

OLTL

One life to live

NFW

No fucking way

OMG

Oh my god

NSFW

Not safe for work

OMFG

Oh my fucking god

NMU

Not much, you?

OMW

On my way

NO1 Noone

OOC

Out of character

NP

No problem

OS

Oh shit

NW

No way

OT

Off/on topic

NVR Never

OTL

Out to lunch

P

Q

PCB

Please call back

Q&A

PCO

Please carry on

Q4U

Question for you

PDA

Public display affection

QED

Quite easily done

PDQ

Pretty damn quick

QFT

Quoted for truth

PIO

Pass it on

QFI

Quoted for irony

PLM

Please Like Me

QIK Quickly

Questions and answers

PLS Please

QOTD

Quote of the day

PMKI

Pretty much killin it

QL

Quit laughing

PP

Profile picture

QSL Reply

PPL People

QSO Conversation

PRT

Please retweet

QT Cutie

PTFO

Pass the fuck out

QT Quiet

PIMP

Peeing in my pants

QQ

Quick questions


R

S

R Are

S2R

Send to receive

R8

Rate

S2S

Sorry to say

RBAY

Right back at you

S4l

Spam for life

RL

Real life

SAT

Sorry about that

RLY Really

SB

Should be

RME

Rolling my eyes

SD

Sweet dreams

ROFL

Roll on floor laughing

SH

Same here

RT Retweet

SLAP

Sounds like a plan

RTM

Read the manual

SOL

Shit out of luck

RUT

Are you there?

SRSLY Seriously

RW

Real world

SRY Sorry

RX Regards

SNS

Sorry not sorry

RYS

STFU

Shut the fuck up

Are you single?

U

T TAFN

That’s all for now

^URS

Up yours

TAU

Thinking about you

U2U

Up to you

TBC

To be continued

UCMU

You crack me up

TBH

To be honest

UDM

You da man

TD2M

Talk dirty to me

UFWM

You fucking with me?

TDTF

Too dumb to function

UL Unlucky

TFS

Thanks for sharing

UOK

You okay?

THX Thanks

UM

Urdu messenger

TIA

Thanks in advance

UR

You are

TMB

Text me back

URTB

You are the best

TMI

Too much information

USU Usually

TTYS

Talk to you soon

UW

You’re welcome

TY

Thank you

UTM

You tell me


SMH SHAKING MY HEAD

Used in response to something that would make a person shake their head in disappointment or judgement of something somebody has done. Really? A duck face selfie? SMH.


V

W

V Very

W^

V2v

Voice to voice

W/ With

VBEG

Very big evil grin

W00T Yay

VBG

Very big grin

W2F

Way too funny

VBS

Very big smile

W2G

Way to go

VBSEG

Very big shit eat grin

W8 Wait

VES

Very evil smile

WAL

What a loser

VGC

Very good condition

WB

Write back

VH

Virtual hug

WED

Wicked evil grin

VN

Very nice

W/E Whatever

VPH

Visible panty line

WTG

Way to go

VR

Virtual reality

WTF

What the fuck

VT

Virtual time

WYD

What chu doing

X

What’s up

Y

X-1-10

Exciting

Y Why?

X!

Hot woman

Y2K

XGF

Ex girlfriend

YARLY

Ya, really?

XBG

Ex boyfriend

YGG

You go girl

XBFF

Ex best friend forever

YGGC

You go Glen Coco

You’re too kind

XFER Tansfer

YKNWIM You know what I mean

XLNT Excellent

YOLO

You only live once

XLR8 Accelerate

YRL

You are lame

XME

Excuse me

YSJ

You’re so jealin

XO

Hugs and kisses

YT Youtube

XTL

Cross the line

YT

You there?

XX Hugs

YW

You’re welcome

XYZ

YYSS

Yeah yeah sure sure

Examine your zipper


Z Z

Zero

ZZ Sleeping Z% Zoo ZH

Sleeping hour

ZOMG

Zo Oh my god

ZOT

Zero Tolerance

ZUP

What’s Up?


SXY 8

Oral Sex

143

I Love You

CU46

See You For Sex

DUM

Do You Masturbate?

DPX

Dick picks?

GNOC

Get Naked On Cam

GYPO

Get Your Pants Off

GNRN

Get Naked right Now

FMH

Fuck Me Harder

IWS

I Want Sex

IIT

Is It Tight?

Q2C

Quick To Come

RUH

Are You Horny?

TDTM

Talk Dirty To Me

S2R

Send To Receive

NIFOC

Naked In Front Of Computer

SOG

Straight Or Gay?

JO

Jerk Off


STFU BTWITILY

By the way, I think I love you

CNRHKYITF

Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the face

ADPIC

Always dependably politically incorrect

DILLIGAFF

Does it look like I give a flying flip?

EPBKAC

Error persists between keyboard and chair

FEITCTAJ

Fuck em if they can’t take a joke

AWGTHTGT

Are we going to have to go through this again?

DILLIGAF

Do I look like I give a fuck?

AYTMTB

And you’re telling me this because...

IOTTMCO

Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

WYSITWIR

What you see is totally worthless in real life

WWDWIIWD

When we do is what we do

YGIAGAM

You guess is as goon as mine

TEOTWAWK

The end of the world as we know it

NALOPKT

Not a lot of people know that

OTTOMH

Off The Top Of My Head

PMIGBOM

Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

TMTOWTDI

There’s More Than One Way To Do It


TERMINOLOGY


“DO PEOPLE REALLY SAY THAT?” In most many cases, the words listed in this section relate to social media because they have been popularized via the viral web. A lot of the terms and viral trends are shocking but they reflect a new wave

of activity due

to the fact that everybody is itching for things to post on their social media. Shock factor and

jumping on the bandwagon are

part of the social media culture. Ideas, no matter how stupid or dangerous, spread like wildfire on social media to the point where something like

“the harlem shake” has its

own wikipedia page and Bae is next in line for being in the oxford english dictionary! Yes grandma, people really talk like that


Trolling (v.) The act of being annoying on the internet because you find pleasure in getting a rise out of people. Typically post or respond with rude or sarcastic comments. He was trolling when he commented, “0mg b3st 2 minz of my lyf!� on my YouTube video.

Frape (v.) Short for facebook rape. This occurs when a person leaves their laptop or phone logged into a social media account around their troll friends who go on it to change things on your profile. They fraped him pretty badly last night, replacing his profile picture with an old one of him cuddling new puppy.


Sorry not sorry Usually mentioned with sass, when somebody says sorry for something they are not actually sorry for (duh, grandma). A statement is made with all intentions of saying quite the opposite. Yes I’m a girl and yes I do poop, #sorrynotsorry


Catfish (n.) Someone who pretends to be someone they’re not online and deceiving the people they connect with. Many times this is based in self confidence issues or with intent to hurt others I only realized I was catfished when I set plans to meet a sexy blonde named Lexi and ended up having dinner with Susan, a 40 year old secretary. Dinner was free though!


FOMO (n.) Stands for “fear of missing out�. This is a state of mental or emotional anxiety caused by the irrational fear of missing out on something great if you do not attend an event, or other situation (which probably seems more fun than it actually is) Joe was experiencing signs of FOMO because he was missing out on the mixer...even though he was in Cancun with his family.


Basic (adj.) Used as a derogatory term, a basic (bitch) refers to an “extra regular female” who meets 21st century stereotypes and

follows popular trends. A basic

bitch often does not realize or admit to being basic. A basic bitch is usually found taking casual selfies, wearing athletic or yoga related gear, loves froyo (but swears it’s healthy) and watches real housewives. “ A basic” can also be used as a noun in some contexts. Omg so yesterday after the gym I went to Starbucks to get a pumpkin spiced latte, and some girl in there was wearing a pair of ugg boots, lol what a basic! No grandma, don’t worry you’re not basic.


Bae (n.) An annoying pet name used in reference to a significant other. Can pretty much be used on anything you wish to endear. This sandwich is bae <3

Ratchet (adj.) When a classless individual performs tasteless acts on a frequent basis mean while maintaining a diva status in her own mind. I would never tap that, she ratchet.

Thot (n.) Short for “that hoe over there”. She is not ratchet, nor a dimepiece. She is mildly basic and can be found at most bars or clubs. *High five* I’m gonna go talk to Thot.


Twerk (v.) Dancing in sexually provocative manner involving gyrating, thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance. I am the captain of my twerk team.

Thirsty (adj.) Desperate or eager for something, especially when you cannot have it. Often referred to as “the thirst�. He’s messaged me like 10 times, the thirst is real!

Turnt (adj.) The state of being hyped or excited for something (often in reference to parties or drugs) . I was turnt at the party last night, ended up waking up at the zoo!


I’m dead Stated when something is so funny you cannot even handle yourself. Often the result of laughing so hard that you die. Most times it is paired with a crying of laughter emoji (reference emoji-english section) Just watched that YouTube video of that girl twerking and then catching on fire! I’m dead.


Nom

Cray

(v,n.)

(adj.)

Short for “omnom”, the

Somebody or something

act/ or sound of eating

that is crazy but you are

something

too lazy for the extra “z”.

delicious.

Yaas

Meh

(ex.)

(ex.)

Extending “yess” using

The answer to everything

a deep lisp. Based on a

that people cannot think

popular cat video.

of a real answer to.

Fux (v,n.) When people can’t spell “fuck”. Usually ‘da fux’ or ‘idfux with her/ that’.

AF (adj.) An abbreviation for “as fuck” to empshaize or exagerrate

something.


A

Meme

Doge

(n.)

(n.) graphic

An internet dog meme

(humor) that spreads

template

who can’t speak english

virally via the internet.

and uses comic sans.

Bub

N00b

(n.)

(n.)

One of many “celebrity

A way of saying newb,

cats” who makes more

newbie, somebody who

than I ever will.

is new to a situation.

Pwned

Natch

(v.)

(adj.) A short abbreviation for “naturally”,

similar

to

the ‘casj’ for “casually”.

“Owned” (defeated in some way) but with a P. No gm, I dont know why.


I can’t even When somebody is so overcome with extreme emotion (usually anger, awe, happiness) they ‘can’t even’ finish their sentence. Pairs nicely with hand gestures and/or covering your mouth. That cat Bub has the biggest cutest eyes I’ve ever seen in my whole life OMFG I can’t even.


SWAG (n, adj.) “Having swag” is used to describe anyone thought to carry themselves in a way (considered only by some) to be sexy / cool. This word can easily refer to a situation as well. It is often used at the end of a sentence to validate the previous statement as something “swag” worthy. Heading to prom looking fresh in my Ray Ban glasses (fake but nobody knows so it’s okay), suspenders, and matching bow tie. Swag.


do it for the vine A phrase used by people making Vines (six second videos through an app), doing anything it takes for entertainment or comedic purposes. Saying “do it for the vine” while recording somebody will force them do it because of the “social” pressure. No grandma, nothing bad happens if you dont do it.


do the harlem shake A viral phenomenon / meme in the form of a video in which a

(usually masked)

individual dances alone to “The Harlem Shake� and is then joined by a large group of people in a convulsive dance for the rest of the video. Usually done in special groups.


KJ lip challenge Nominated by a friend/relative, a person fits their lips into a small glass container, sucking the air out of the glass. This creates

friction since the glass is not

flexible, cause it to sometimes break. Performed until their lips appear to be big and round like Kylie Jenners artificial lips. I’m not sure why they do it either, grandma.


ALS challenge A viral social media craze in which you record a video dumping ice water on people then nominate others (public, over social media) to do the same within 24 hours. This trend was further popularized by numerous celebrities and media. I think it is somehow linked to a charity for to some serious disease? But I’m not sure I just did it because everybody else was.


HASHTAGS


#WORD

Some people use hashtgs to connect with millions of others on social media through common and trending topics. Using a hashtag in your post that is too wide will give you a google search wrothy spectrum of unorganized media. However on the opposite spectrum, using a #fartoospecifichashtag will not connect with anybody because #itsnotrelatable and you might as well have saved yourself the embarrassment and just written it as a sentence. The point is for a lot of people to use them so join the bandwagon! thats what the rest of social media is about anyways! Some of the most popular hashtags seem pointless, but then again thats the magic of it all! For this section you must learn to not question or define what these hashtags are or mean, and just use them “because I said so”. Contextually and comparitavely, it’s impossible to look or sound dumb, because you’re always in good company :)


top ten

To get a better understanding of what’s most popular on Instagram, have a look at the top 10 Instagram #’s


#love This hashtag is filled with puppies, annoying couples, quotes stolen from the internet, and food porn.


#love 143,817,139 photos

#instagood 97,570,915 photos

#me 80,693,198 photos

#tbt 75,411,509 photos

#cute 75,047,873 photos


#photooftheday 70,995,806 photos

#instamood 64,925,462 photos

#beautiful 54,570,181 photos

#picoftheday 53,776,027 photos

#igers 52,997,258 photos


seven days

Nothing unique to post on insta? When in doubt there are default tags you can use for everyday of the week!


#MCM Make a statement of love for a man on Monday. Shout out a crush or some celebrity you can never meet !


#TT Transformation Tuesday

#WCW Women Crush Wednesday

#TBT Throwback Thursday


#FBF Flash Back Friday

#SCS Sandwich Crush Saturday

#SS Selfie Sunday


desperation

Feeling “thirsty� for likes, comments, followers, and shares? Use any / all of these without question or doubt!


#L4L Like for like. The kindess, simplest way to make a trade of social media currency via three simple letters.


#PLM Please Like Me ;)

#S4S Share for Share

#C4C Comment for Comment

#F4F Follow for Follow

#FF Follow Friday

#FSLC Follow, Shoutout, Like, Comment


#followfriday

#followme

#shoutout

#comment

#repost

#retweet


ridiculously specific hashtags Beware of your ridiculousless specific hashtags, if they are not relatable, you will be the only one using it


#instapug But then again, #instapug has over 703,000 hashtags so at this point you could #justaboutanything


#nailartoohlala 178,158

#wisdomteeth 293,850

#iseefaces 211,618

#babieswithswagg 26,040


#dafuqdidijustread 13,933

#thingstimhowardcouldsave 10,461

#ferretabulous 2,808

#hotcheetoswithcheese 1,986


When you’re wearing a fresh outfit


#style

#picoftheday

#fashion

#ootd

#fashion

#streetstyle

#instafashion

#fashionblogger

#swag

#fashionforward

#instacute

#trend

#weheartit

#dressup

#streetphotography

#chic


When you’ve made or ordered a beautiful meal and can’t help but share it with everybody


#foodie

#foodbaby

#foodporn

#yummy

#foodgasm

#hungry

#food

#hunger

#nom

#instafood

#nomnom

#instacoffee

#nomnomnom

#dessert

#foodpicsbruh

#foodpics


If you’re a boss at hand lettering


#lettering

#customletter

#sketch

#dailytype

#letters

#typography

#customtype

#handletter

#goodtype

#doodling

#calligraphy

#penandink

#typespire

#typeoftheday

#besttype

#ilovetypography


When you’ve taken a successful selfie


#selfie

#selfietime

#selfienation

#shamelessselfie

#self

#sorrynotsorry

#me

#portrait

#pretty

#igers

#handsome

#instalove

#instagood

#myselfandi

#instaselfie

#myself


When you are healthy, fit, and obnoxiously proud


#health

#fit

#fitspo

#weightloss

#fitness

#cleaneating

#gymtime

#paleo

#gainz

#fitnessquote

#youcandoit

#instafit

#fitspiration

#grind

#beachbody

#gymrat


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REFERENCES tap to open links


GRANDMA, DID YOU REALLY JUST TAP THIS BOOK?

https://www.hashtags.org/

http://www.whatthetrend.com/top10

http://chatslang.com/terms/social_media




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