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I Can See It Now. This Will Be Another Year Of Insurmountable Challenges. Just Ask My Toast.

I Can See It Now. This Will Be Another Year Of Insurmountable Challenges. Just Ask My Toast.

Nick Roberson is a long-time mortgage industry veteran and a board member of the California Association of Mortgage Professionals. He’s a forthcoming and giving guy, who shares his … unique … perspective on work and life on his Facebook account. Here are some of Nick’s FB thoughts this month:

Quarantine Lesson #105:

“The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”- Buddy The Elf

According to Savannah, this is also the best way to embarrass my daughter.

Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Quarantine Lesson #104:

Do not let me hold your baby or anything breakable you care about. I have literally dropped everything I have picked up today. FYI, I am really sad about my toast right now.

Quarantine Lesson #103:

If backspacing and attempting to delete that extra period in your email half a dozen times doesn’t work, it may be time to clean that spot off of your computer screen.

Quarantine lesson #102:

According to my neighbors, dancing in my living room with the blinds open is perfectly fine. However, 5 out of 6 of them have indicated I should wear pants. Thank you, Debbie, for having my back on that vote and accepting my freedom of expression.

If a Knight in Prague dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?

Quarantine Lesson #101:

Thanks to nearly 9 months of quarantine, no travel, gym closures, and my daughter’s baking, I looked outstanding in my Santa outfit this year.

Quarantine Lesson #100:

Trying to prepare for a Thanksgiving dinner when you ran out of your ADHD medication a week ago, is like a scene out of Scooby Doo, where everyone is being chased and running from one door to the next. I have spent half of my morning walking into rooms and trying to figure out why I was there. I just opened the fridge door and stared into it for several minutes before I realized I was actually intending to go into the living room to find my car keys.

Nick Roberson

To see more by Nick, just go to www. facebook.com/nickroberson.

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