NMP National Mortgage Professional January 2021

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FACEBOOK THOUGHTS

NICK ROBERSON

I Can See It Now. This Will Be Another Year Of Insurmountable Challenges. Just Ask My Toast.

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Nick Roberson

Nick Roberson is a long-time mortgage industry veteran and a board member of the California Association of Mortgage Professionals. He’s a forthcoming and giving guy, who shares his … unique … perspective on work and life on his Facebook account. Here are some of Nick’s FB thoughts this month:

Quarantine Lesson #105: “The best way to spread

Quarantine Lesson #103: If backspacing and attempting to delete that extra period in your email half a dozen times doesn’t work, it may be time to clean that spot off of your computer screen.

Quarantine lesson #102: According to my neighbors, dancing in my living room with the blinds open is perfectly fine. However, 5 out of 6 of them have indicated I should wear pants. Thank you, Debbie, for having my back on that vote and accepting my freedom of expression.

Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.”Buddy The Elf

If a Knight in Prague dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?

According to Savannah, this is also the best way to embarrass my daughter.

Quarantine Lesson #101: Thanks to nearly 9 months of

Never make snow angels in a dog park.

quarantine, no travel, gym closures, and my daughter’s baking, I looked outstanding in my Santa outfit this year.

Quarantine Lesson #104: Do not let me hold your baby

Quarantine Lesson #100: Trying to prepare for a

or anything breakable you care about. I have literally dropped everything I have picked up today. FYI, I am really sad about my toast right now.

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Thanksgiving dinner when you ran out of your ADHD medication a week ago, is like a scene out of Scooby Doo, where everyone is being chased and running from one door to the next. I have spent half of my morning walking into rooms and trying to figure out why I was there. I just opened the fridge door and stared into it for several minutes before I realized I was actually intending to go into the living room to find my car keys. If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I would be like, “why am I always getting all these nickels?” To see more by Nick, just go to www. facebook.com/nickroberson.

To see more by Nick, just go to www.facebook. com/nickroberson.


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