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Parker’s election was the Victory Fund’s top political priority in 2009, a year that saw 54 of its 79 endorsed openly gay, lesbian bisexual and transgender (LGBT) candidates elected to public office. The Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund is the only national organization dedicated to increasing the number of openly lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) elected officials at all levels of government. Since its founding in 1991, the Victory Fund has helped grow that number from 49 to more than 450.

and individuals who worked so hard to bring the freedom to marry to the District of Columbia, especially D.C. for Marriage, Gay and Lesbian Activists Alliance, and the Human Rights Campaign.” Freedom to Marry is the gay and non-gay partnership working to win marriage equality nationwide. Launched in 2003, Freedom to Marry is headed by Evan Wolfson, nationally recognized as a central “architect of the marriage equality movement.” Freedom to Marry guides and focuses this social justice movement on a nationwide level, serving as a strategy and support center for national, state, and local partners, a catalyst that drives and shapes the national debate on marriage equality, and an alliance-builder fostering support from non-gay allies. Visit freedomtomarry.org for additional information.

District of Columbia’s Mayor Fenty Signs Freedom to Marry Bill

New Orleans’ City Park Recognized with Award for Hard-Won Victory

ew York - Statement by Evan Wolfson, executive director of Freedom to Marry and author of Why Marriage Matters: America, Equality and Gay People’s Right to Marry, following the District of Columbia’s Mayor Adrian M. Fenty signing a freedom to marry bill which received overwhelming support from the DC City Council, a majority AfricanAmerican council: “With Mayor Fenty’s signature today, the nation’s capital affirms its commitment to being a fair and inclusive city. We now look to Congress to respect the City Council’s overwhelming support, the Mayor’s signature, and the outpouring of support from the citizens of DC. With the freedom to marry, the District of Columbia will be a place that offers more protection and security to all families, making the community stronger for everyone. We call on all supporters to continue to engage their friends and neighbors in conversations about the freedom to marry in the District of Columbia, and across the country, in order to protect this new law. “ “A special thanks to all of the groups

ashington, D.C. - The American Planning Association has selected New Orleans’ City Park to receive the 2010 National Planning Excellence Award for Hard-Won Victory for its heroic recovery from the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. The National Planning Achievement Award for a Hard-Won Victory recognizes a planning effort undertaken by a community, neighborhood, citizens group, or jurisdiction in the face of difficult, challenging, or adverse conditions. By August 28, 2005, the 1,300 acre City Park was one of the most visited parks in the country, hosting over 11 million visitors annually. It had a variety of regional recreation resources, a staff of 250 full, part-time and seasonal workers and a recently adopted master plan designed to not only repair the 150-year old park but to build new facilities and programs for the 21st century. The next day, City Park was in ruins. The day after Hurricane Katrina hit, the park was flooded with nearly eight feet of water. All that was left was 1,300 acres of debris. “City Park has made extraordinary progress to rebuild from almost total destruction and shine as one of New Orleans’ success stories,” said Marie L. York, faicp, APA Board Director and 2010 National Planning Awards Jury Chair. “It is an anchor and inspiration for New Orleans and other communities challenged by natural disasters.”

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Lesbian Annise Parker Elected Mayor of Houston

ouston, Texas has become the largest city in the United States to elect an openly gay mayor after City Controller Annise Parker was declared the winner of a runoff election tonight. Social conservatives fought her election, funding a campaign aimed at turning out likeminded voters to support her opponent, former city attorney Gene Locke. But Parker’s endorsements from labor, police, women’s, gay rights and other groups were echoed by the Houston Chronicle, the area’s major daily newspaper, and her campaign ran a superior get-out-the-vote effort. Chuck Wolfe, president and CEO of the Gay & Lesbian Victory Fund, which endorsed Parker, said her victory holds tremendous significance for the gay community. “This is a watershed moment in American politics. Annise was elected by fair-minded people from across the city because of her experience and competence, and we’re glad Houston soundly rejected the politics of division. This victory sends a clear signal that gays and lesbians are an integral part of American civic life, that we’re willing to lead, and that voters will respond to candidates who are open and honest about their lives,” Wolfe said. Parker praised the support of the Victory Fund and its donors, who raised hundreds of thousands of dollars to help fund her campaign. “I am so grateful to the Victory Fund and its supporters for believing in this campaign from the beginning. This race was about the future of Houston, and whether we will face that future proud to be an open, welcoming, and fair-minded city. Tonight Houstonians said yes to a future like that, and I am glad the Victory Fund helped make that happen,” Parker said.

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The park immediately developed a plan of recovery focusing on cleaning up debris, reopening revenue generating facilities, pursuing an ambitious public and private fund raising effort, and using the new master plan to organize the recovery.

Over $60 million dollars in public and private funds have been raised to not only repair the park from storm damage but to guide investments toward the initiatives contained in the master plan. As a result of this money and over 25,000 volunteers, City Park has repaired, renovated or rebuilt the majority of its athletic and cultural facilities. The award for New Orleans’ City Park will be presented at a special luncheon at APA’s National Planning Conference in New Orleans on April 12, 2010. The City Park also will be featured in an upcoming issue of Planning magazine, APA’s flagship publication. [continued on 5]

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in the news Mark Ott Found Guilty in 2007 Murder of Robin Malta

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Reps. LaFonta & Richmond Return $127 Million to Louisiana Small Businesses & Consumers

tate Reps. Juan LaFonta and Cedric Richmond, both current Congressional candidates, today joined with small business owners from around New Orleans and Miriam Brown, Treasurer of the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, to detail a new federal proposal that would send millions in health insurance refunds to Louisiana small businesses and consumers, including $127 million to Louisiana BlueCross BlueShield members. The plan, a proposed amendment to the federal health care bill currently being debated in Congress, would penalize insurance companies that waste more than 10% of premiums on nonhealth care related costs, and require them to return these excess dollars to small businesses and other consumers. “This plan would end the Wall-St driven race to the basement, spending less and less of premiums on actual health care. Instead of CEOs spending lavishly on marketing and sales to increase their profits, this will hold them to ninety cents on the dollar. Millions of dollars in wasteful spending rebated to local businesses and Louisiana residents could mean a real uptick in our

n Orleans Parish jury, after only two and a half hours of delib-erations found Mark Anthony Ott guilty of the 2007 murder of Salon D'Malta owner Robin Malta. Malta was found beaten to death in his Marigny home. In an unusual twist, New Orleans District Attorney Leon A. Cannizzaro, Jr. tried the case himself. The case was based solely on circumstantial evidence, a single bloodstain, recovered by a hired cleaner. DA Cannizzaro gave a fiery closing argument and said that police could have done a better job gathering evidence in the days after the murder. Ott receives the state’s mandatory sentence of life without parole. Robin's sister Monica Malta led the Malta family in thanking DA Cannizzaro before leaving the courthouse. Robin Malta was a much loved member of the GLBT community and did much in his life to help those less fortunate and engaged in fundraising activities for many of his favorite charities and causes. He was Southern Decadence Grand Marshal XXVI and is sorely missed by his family and community.

economy,” said Rep. Richmond. “Instead of spending the money on critically needed medical care, these insurance companies have refused to pay claims, denied people with medical problems access to health insurance and taken the money to the bottom line. Greedy executives are stuffing this cash into their pockets in the form of big bonuses while individuals suffer and small businesses get ever increasing premium payments,” said Rep. LaFonta. The group released new data showing that BlueCross BlueShield collects more than $2.1 billion in premiums in Louisiana, but spends only 84% of that, or less than $1.8 billion, on health care costs- keeping hundreds of millions of dollars for profits and non health carerelated spending. “BlueCross BlueShield, the largest health insurance company in Louisiana, diverts a stunning 16% of health care premiums from actually providing health care. As New Orleans businesses continue to get back on their feet, our hard-earned dollars need to go directly to doctor’s visits, medicines, and emergency procedures. Instead, health insurance companies spend more than ten cents of every dollar on CEO compensation, lobbying, marketing, and advertising,” said Miriam Brown from the Hispanic Chamber of Com[continued on 8]

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the "official" dish ...from 6 merce. Nationally, private insurers currently spend on average only 81% of premiums directly on health care costs, according to a study by PricewaterhouseCoopers. By comparison, the public Medicare program spends almost 98% of its premium revenue on health care-related costs. To address the impact of these costs, the group called for passage of Senator Al Franken’s “Ensuring Value for Premiums” amendment, requiring that private insurance companies spend 90% of their revenue from premiums on health care related costs. The amendment would require that private insurance companies give their customers refunds on any non-health care-related costs over 10 % of the premium. Consumers would see a decrease in premium costs- as well as an increase in the amount of coverage provided- as insurance companies sought to avoid paying a refund. The rebate required by the amendment would mean $127 million returned to BlueCross BlueShield customers in Louisiana. Amid the slow holiday shopping season, local small business owners explained how inflated premiums harm their livelihoods, and in turn, the local economy, still recovering from Hurricane Katrina. “The high cost of health insurance means three to five people I can’t hire this year,” explained Andrew Gross, president of Radiation Technical Services. “Multiply that times thousands of small businesses and we’re losing tens of thousands of new jobs. It’s completely unconscionable that a nimble, small business like ours can’t compete with larger companies because we we’re not big enough to get access to lower health insurance premiums,” added Gross. A decrease in sky-high premiums would allow small business owners like Gross and Brown to help spark an economic recovery, in New Orleans, around Louisiana, and across the country. It would enable them to invest in the future of their companies and the City of New Orleans -instead of having to make tough choices between growing their businesses and offering health insurance to their employees. The following small business owners joined the rally to explain the impact of inflated premiums on their livelihoods: * Miriam Brown also started her own business this year, Miriam Brown & Co., which provides accounting for other small businesses. A Honduran native who has lived in New Orleans for over three decades, Brown offers bilingual financial services to the city’s growing Hispanic population. * Andrew Gross, President of Radiation Technical Services provides health insurance for all of his 100+ full time employees, but is himself ineligible for his own company’s plan because of pre-existing conditions. His companies have experienced a 22% increase per year in insurance premiums. * Helen Morgan, in her 60s, owns The Fine Arts Center, a restored historic theater that now hosts receptions. She can only afford catastrophic insurance and fears what a hospital stay might cost her-and her business. * Maude Varella runs KidUtopia a start up family day care center. Because of dramatically increasing premiums, she cannot afford to health insurance for herself, only her daughter. The full report is available on request.

made endorsements in the upcoming New Orleans elections to be held on February 6, 2010. The Forum For Equality PAC membership interviewed candidates on numerous topics including economic development, crime, government ethics, education, equal rights, and the rebuilding of our area. The candidates listed below have received the Forum For Equality PAC endorsement. New Orleans Mayor — Dual Endorsement for Ed Murray and John Georges New Orleans Councilmember at Large — Jackie Brechtel Clarkson and Arnie Fielkow Councilmember, District A — Jay Batt Councilmember, District B — Stacy Head Councilmember, District C — Kristen Gisleson Palmer Councilmember, District D — Cynthia Hedge-Morrell Councilmember, District E — No Endorsement, unable to reach 60% threshold for endorsement Assessor — Dual Endorsement for Janis Lemle and Erroll

Williams Judge Civil District Court, Division J — Paula Brown Judge Juvenile Court, Section E — Tracey Flemings-Davillier Sheriff — Marlin Gusman Clerk Civil District Court — Dale Atkins Clerk Criminal District Court — Arthur Morrell

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Forum For Equality Announces Endorsements

he Forum For Equality PAC, founded in 1989 and dedicated to good government and equal rights for all in Louisiana, has

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Art Against AIDS 2009

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Broadway Cares About New Orleans

veryone knows that Broadway has a big heart. Most people are familiar with Broadway Cares/ Equity Fights AIDS, the nation’s leading industry based HIV/AIDS fundraising and grant-making organization. But Broadway also cares about the Crescent City in a big way. Recently, The Color Purple Company, along with their producer Scott Sanders, met at the home of Lynette Harvey on December 2 for a very special occasion. Her home is the first of 20 Katrina ravaged homes being rebuilt

through the fundraising efforts of The Color Purple tour, in conjunction with the New Orleans grassroots organization, the St. Bernard Project. It was an amazingly touching moment as the company placed a wreath on the door, then moved Ms. Harvey’s furniture into her home just in time for the holidays. Since September, The Color Purple National Tour has been working with presenting cities to raise money to rebuild homes for families who were devastated by Hurricane Katrina. The tour has raised over $300,000 which will place 20 families back into their homes. This is just another reason why we

are thankful to have Broadway back in the Big Easy. Until our lovely Saenger Theatre returns in 2011, the Broadway shows can be seen at the newly renovated Mahalia Jackson Theatre. If you did not get a chance to see the astounding performance of The Color Purple, do not fret, there are three more shows rounding out this season. Next up is Mamma Mia February 2 - 7, 2010, Wicked - March 24 April 11, 2010, and Avenue Q - June 8 - 13, 2010. I cannot begin to tell you how this city has deeply missed Broadway touring companies performing in our city. Our cultural atmosphere in New Orleans suffered tremendously after Katrina, and it is exciting to have these shows back. For information on purchasing tickets to any upcoming shows or season tickets for the 2010-2011 season, contact www.broadwayacrossamerica.com or call the box office at 504.287.0351.

he 23rd Annual Art Against AIDS Gala took place on December 5 at the Shops at Canal Place and it was an incredible night of shopping, eating, drinking and bidding. Every year, the NO/AIDS Task Force hosts this fabulous fundraiser where it is all about the art. This year artists designed customized holiday ornaments for 200 lucky patrons. I was very fortunate to choose an ornament created by none other than Satyricon’s talented artist and performer Stephen Rizzo. So many artists donated their time to make these one-of-a-kind keepsakes of the evening. I cannot even begin to name all the artists, but one other artist that did several ornaments was Amon Ra’s Daryl Dunaway. In addition to the ornaments by the artists, many schoolchildren around the New Orleans metro area created ornaments for sale in the retail area, run by NO/ AIDS very own talented artist, Larry Mercier. The silent auction was also filled with plenty of art, gift certificates and baskets of goodies, which made it easy for me to do my Christmas shopping all in one place. The cuisine was the next thing that made the evening special, being able to try many different restaurants. Loved the salmon from Benedict’s Plantation and the pasta from Louisiana Pizza Kitchen. Also, a new twist on an old restaurant is returning to the Crescent City and I can’t wait. Vicky Bayley and Mike Fennelly are bringing back a new version of Mike’s on the Avenue back to their old location at the Lafayette Hotel, 628 St. Charles Avenue, called Mike’s East-West. And there was plenty of libations around to help loosen up your purse strings. Art seems much better with cocktails, which was graciously donated by the Goldring Family Foundation. The entertainment this year was especially good. Johnaye Kendrick is my new favorite performer in the city. She is a melodic singer that makes you just want to listen to her for hours. You can check her out all over the city including Irvin Mayfield’s new place in the Royal Sonesta. The Gay Men’s Chorus also performed along with a DJ provided by the Bourbon Pub/Parade. Special thanks also go out to the committee who put on this fabulous night which included Arthur Roger as Honorary Art Chair. Mr. Roger actually began this event twenty-three years ago and has since been a stalwart supporter of the event and the organization. The committee also included David Aranda and Daryl Dunaway from Amon Ra, Candy Ulmer Cranch, Kathleen Gross, Larry Mercier and yours truly. One special thank you goes out to Director of Development of the Task Force Heidi Nagele Chapman, who I have worked with on this event for years. Heidi will be leaving us this month to move to Atlanta and she will be terribly missed. She received a wonderful honor at the event, as well as a lovely party hosted a few days later at Louisiana Pizza Kitchen. In addition to Heidi, CEO Noel Twilbeck has made this event one of the top things to do in the city. Other thanks go out to Director of Volunteers Doreen Tollerson, Communications Manager TJ Rogers and Development Coordinator Chad Stelly. For more information on the Task Force, or how to [continued on 11]

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be a part of this event next year, as well as any of the other events, go to www.noaidstaskforce.com or call 504.821.2601.

Founder’s Day Awards Gala

n December 12, the LGBT Community Center of New Orleans held its Founder’s Day Awards Gala at JohnPaul’s Victorian Galleries. For the 3rd annual event, things were done slightly different then in past years. Instead of recognizing one individual, the Board of Directors chose six people to receive awards in various categories for their service in the community. I have to say that I am very honored to know three of the award recipients personally. First off, Steven Forster who helms the Times Picayune Big Easy page received the Media Award. This award is given to a person or organization that covers LGBT issues and events in an honest light and consistently works with and exudes a genuine respect for the LGBT community. Steven has been a friend of mine for years and there is no one more deserving of this award than he is. He is the first photographer to use his real name in a gay publication in New Orleans. He also has the distinct honor of being the last person to photograph Ethel Merman alive. Adding to this accolade, Steven has also won eight Alpha Awards for fashion. And on a special note, he is truly a great friend and someone I respect immensely. Next, my fellow Ambush columnist, Toni Pizanie received the Lifetime Achievement Award. Another person well deserving of this award, Toni has been a fixture in the LGBT community. Through her volunteer work, she has helped further many causes. She sits on the board for the Gay Appreciation Awards and PFLAG and was a past Pride Grand Marshal in 1998. Known for her volunteerism, anyone who knows Toni, can count on her to be there and give them 100% of herself. She is truly a remarkable woman and her acceptance speech was so moving that there was nary a dry eye in the house. Larry Bagneris received the Politician Activist Award. This award is presented to an individual for outstanding achievement in promoting the rights of the LGBT community through political channels. Larry is the Executive Director of the Human Relations Commission and is responsible for receiving and mediating complaints of discrimination in Housing, Public Accommodations and Employment. He also serves on the Mayor's Advisory Council for LGBT Issues as well as Mayor Nagin’s liaison to the City Council. Whether working with him on a committee or hanging out with him at a show at Big Daddy’s, Larry’s effervescence for the city and the LGBT community shines brightly. Also receiving awards was American

Aquatic Gardens for Business of the Year and Dr. Coleman Pratt M.D. for Health and Wellness. Rounding out the group, Larry Best got the Founder’s Award which is awarded to a member of the LGBT Community Center who continues to work within the community to ensure the rights of all LGBT persons. Congratulations to all those who received awards this year. To find out more about the awards or how to support the LGBT Community Center go to www.lgbtccno.org or call 504.945.1103. The Center is located at 2114 Decatur Street, stop in and checkout the services they provide.

Gay Mardi Gras Celebrates the Holidays

oliday events are all around and the gay carnival krewes were busy this holiday season. The Mystic Krewe of Satyricon held three events in December. First they did the opening night of White Christmas at

Le Petit. Brandt Blocker and his team did an amazing job bringing this timeless classic to life. That same week, they also hosted The Silent Night of the Lambs opening night at Le Chat Noir. As always, Running with Scissors did a zany parody on two classics. Brian Peterson was a stand out as a deranged Santa Claus. Also on December 12, Satyricon held its annual Christmas Bazaar, buffet and holiday auction at The Friendly Bar Annex. Becky Allen and Mickey Gil were the lively and funny auctioneers for this event. Whatever holiday shopping I did not have done, I completed at this event. For more information on Satyricon events, go to www.mystickreweofsatyricon.com or call 504.525.4498. The Lords of Leather also had several events during December that was noteworthy. Both of them were at JohnPaul’s and huge successes. The first was their wine and cheese art auction which spotlighted several local artists. I bought a great painting there that I now have proudly displayed in my entrance hall. And on

December 13, they held the fabulous Divas Among Us, hosted by Miss Louisiana Leatherette Cathy Fox. Proceeds of this event, over $1,500, went to help St. Anna’s Food Bank. This was a wonderful night of great entertainment with Cathy Fox, King Cake Queen XVII-Elect Opal Masters, King Cake Queen XIV Princesse Stephaney, Easter Grand Marshal X Marcy Marcelle, Zsa Zsa d'LaHor, Queen Amon Ra XLIV Rhonda Roget, Mr. Louisiana Leather Toby Lefort, Lord King XXVI Gary Vanderventer and Britney O’Brian. They had another fabulous silent auction and ornament sale. For more information on Lords of Leather future events, go to www.lordsofleather.com.

Gay Easter Parade Sponsors Thank You Party

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Holidays in New Orleans

his city is filled with the holiday spirit that it is infectious. Most of that is due to the wonderful job of the hospitality community. At the beginning of the month, the hospitality community threw a Naughty or Nice Celebration at the Republic. The event was hosted by the Hospitality Education Networking Association (HENA), The National Association of Catering Executives (NACE), The Meeting Professionals Organization (MPI) and The International Society of Event Specialists (ISES). The evening was filled with great entertainment including carolers at the door in costume. But these were no ordinary carolers, they were none other than Becky Allen, Chris Wecklein and Harry Mayronne. A DJ spun for the entire night with special guest numbers throughout the evening. The first was the wonderful singing sensation of Anais St. John who did a very nice number followed up by a very naughty number. Next up was a very special holiday show by Fleur de Tease which was very nice, and just a little on the right side of naughty. Republic was a wonderful place

to hold this event, and if you have not been there yet, check it out, they truly have the hottest staff around. The cuisine was prepared by Pigeon Catering with a special candy bar donated by NOLA Candy. You know it is going to be a good party when you are greeted at the door by a very hunky Santa and sexy Mrs. Claus as you enter. Another fun event this holiday season was the Tales of the Toddy held at the W Hotel. This event is presented by the Tales of the Cocktail and is one of the best holiday events of the season. This event mixes some of the best bartenders from around the city making holiday specialty drinks while you shop the local artists and vendors who have tables selling their wares. I purchased even more Christmas gifts there. I do not even have this many people on my holiday list, I think I am stocking up for next year. This year the event was sold out, so you know it is good, so get your tickets early for next year, or better yet, get them as a Christmas gift to someone special (or not so special, but you have to get them a gift anyway) on your lists that drinks. Hint, that would be me. For more information on Tales of the Cocktail, go to www.talesofthecocktail.com. From seeing the lights on Fulton Street to caroling in Jackson Square, enjoy the holiday season in our great city.

New Kid on the Block

here is a new gay bar in town and what a welcome addition to the city. The Bywater Patio Bar out back of Bywater BBQ is one of the newest hot spots. The owner Mike has made this comfy little area a special place. Decorated for the holiday and encompassing there lovely courtyard, it is quickly becoming a local favorite. It also has a Wii game which I played recently by the way and kicked some butt at bowling. Who knew I was good at it. It also has karaoke on Monday nights with Rikki Gee who is just as fun and entertaining as she can be. Also, the

incomparable Rusty LeRoux has returned behind the bar and she is better than ever. Somewhere in the background, Elton John is playing The Bitch is Back. She is one of the best bartenders in the city mixing drinks and giving her insightful points of view on every subject from politics to entertainment. It is definitely worth the price of a beer.

Get Over It

010 is right around the corner and what is your New Year’s resolution. Here are three words that will help you on your way to a great new year. Get Over It or Let It Go, whichever you prefer. I found out that life is too short to sweat the small stuff so to speak. If someone does you wrong, just let it go, do not harbor ill will or hatred, that takes too much of your precious energy which is deserving of better things. Bitterness is not an attractive look on anyone. Besides, when you really get down to it, is he or she really worth it. It also does not have to mean you need to be a doormat, stand up for yourself whenever necessary. If you feel wronged speak your piece then move on. Remember there is a one night stand around the corner with your name on him. Do not worry about what others think of you or what they say. Honey I found out a long time ago if they are talking about you, then you obviously mean something to them. Any publicity is good publicity. I mean really has anyone talked about Tiger Woods in the last year until we all found out he slept with all those women. I am waiting for Princesse Stephaney to come forward. Can you imagine that Enquirer story. Now turning the other cheek, also does not mean you have to be someone’s friend. Choose the people around you

wisely, remembering that negativity breeds, so try and surround yourself with positive influences. I find that indifference is a much more powerful weapon than hatred. But a tazer seems to put them in their place quicker. Just kidding. Now keep in mind, it has taken me many moons to heed my own advice, but it has worked out well. Also, try to do three things this year you have never done before. It can be as small as going to a new festival or joining a book club, or bigger, like taking a trip to somewhere exotic, or going to the Westbank for those queens who never venture out of the Quarter. If you are a slut, give monogamy a try in 2010. If that does not work, then call me. Recently an article written in this magazine stirred up some emotion in the drag community. Controversy is good if it motivates you into a positive action. Always strive to be a better you. But some words written in a magazine should never hurt someone’s feelings. Keep in mind, it is always easy for people to critique others and they do not define you as a person. Everybody’s a critic, but not everybody is qualified to make judgments. And besides, how much talent does it take for a boy to come out and lip sync boy songs dressed as a boy. Hell, I do that in front of the mirror every morning as I get ready. Have his ass put on high heels, now that is talent. Also as we say goodbye to 2009, lets take a moment to remember those who have passed this year. Remember them in your heart as you move on to an exciting and prosperous 2010. Happy New Year Everyone! Have an event or have something of interest to the LGBT community, feel free to send press releases or information to tonymgp@hotmail.com.

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sappho psalm by Toni J.P. Pizanie Email: psalmwrite@att.net

Stormy, Stormy Night

his is said to be the wettest December on record, and I believe it. My roof is leaking in three places suddenly, and the garage keeps flooding with water rushing under the door from the force of the rain. But that’s not the bad news. I almost didn’t make it to the LGBTCCNO Founders’ Day Party at JohnPaul’s. Ray and I got as far as Airline Highway and the storage road when we came upon bumper to bumper traffic that was moving at a snail’s pace. Looking ahead, we could see that cars and trucks were u-turning across the neutral ground and heading back into Metairie. We can make it, I insisted. NO, I am not going to take that chance, Ray shouted back at me. Even Metairie Road was flooded. It was the first time I’ve ever seen it that way. There was no way out of Metairie into New Orleans. Or so we thought. So there I was back at home – all dressed up with someplace to go and no way to get there. Ray was refusing to go back out, and worse, he was refusing to let me drive myself. Just before the big fight where I growl, NO ONE tells me what to do, the phone rang. Randy Trahan was at JohnPaul’s asking where we were. He told us how to get downtown without drowning, and we took off again. What the heck was so important that I couldn’t miss a party? The Community Center was giving me their Lifetime Achievement Award. The LGBTCCNO was the first New Orleans LGBT group that I joined after returning here from the Mississippi Gulf Coast. I’d been away for five years this time. I had old friends but no contacts with the Gay Community other than St. Mark’s and Charlene’s. Thanks to LGBTCCNO, I was outed by WWL-TV to my family and their friends. The Center was responsible through me for turning my mom into a volunteer for Gay causes. They filled my life in the 1990’s with hours of work, planning, social gatherings, political gatherings and an award for Volunteer of the Year more than once. Since the move to Decatur Street, I haven’t been as active due to other interests and organizations. I still support Center activities, write articles to bring awareness to the Center and most recently caused changes that have turned out to be good for the Center and the community. The new board is outstanding, so it seems, and is making the Center more active with other organizations and individuals. The Center is and always has been important to me. Its success is important to the community, and necessary, I believe. I very humbly accepted this treasured award. I joyfully place it at the top of all the awards I’ve received throughout the years. A few of the most meaningful were 1994 LGCCNO Volunteer of the Year, 1995 GAA Lesbian of the Year, 1998 Pride Grand Marshal, and Petronius Queen 42nd. The cost to me was oodles of time, a few arguments, visits to politicians and a new

tux with matching jewelry. Of course, getting old helps – they figure you won’t be around much longer. Ha. I started the evening with two Lemon Drop shots that Russell had waiting for me at the door. Once upstairs, I ordered martinis, several martinis, and finally the hosts served me champagne which I like very much. By the time Ray got Julie in our car, I was pole dancing outside JohnPaul’s. Steven Forster has the pictures to prove it, I’m sad now to say. Luckily, I am a happy drinker. I don’t ever remember getting angry or mean when I have had a lot to drink so I wasn’t worried about really offending anyone. I just usually make people laugh, and there was lots of laughter outside the bar that night. On Thursday of this same wet weekend, PFLAG Board Members had a dinner meeting with National Director Jody Huckabee at Jacquimos. After a good meal and a few martinis, we all headed over to St. Matthews UCC to hear Jody speak to a group of about 40 people, and take part in the PFLAG Christmas/Holiday Party. Wow! There were some yummy desserts. Charles made a pecan cream pie that would put a mild diabetic into a coma. The middle was a mix of powdered sugar, cool whip and something secret with piles of caramel soaked pecans on top. Jude and Jeffrey made rich brownies. There were dozens of cookies and sandwiches and crackers and cheese. I believe that everyone brought home treats. I’m still enjoying the sugar cookies. Tucked between these two fun parties was the Gay Easter Parade Sponsors Thank You Party at Rip and Marsha's. Yes, it was another feast with their rare recipes and full bar. I drank champagne until I was ready to float away on the waves rolling down Bourbon Street. I made this annual visit to see people like Miss Billy, Princesse Stephaney, Zsa Zsa d’ LaHor, Marcy Marcell, Jerry Scavo, Opal Masters and a ton of others. It was worth braving the rain to see everyone and sit with Rip and Marsha to catch up on what’s happening in their world. I love working for Ambush from home but miss all the activities of the office and the Quarter. Everyone looked their best and the costumes were worthy of Steven Forster’s photographic genius. Steven was also receiving an award from the LGBTCCNO the next evening with me. For Steven, this was one of a long list of awards for his outstanding talent. And I love that he is a jazz fan like me – jazz music. His FB picture is one of the great Miss Ella; my personal favorite. But let’s get back to all that drinking. I do it so seldom that when I do drink, I try to make up for long dry weekends at home. Ray doesn’t drink and I don’t drink alone. So some of you every weekend partiers need to bring me along with you so I’ll get back into partying like I used to with Rip [continued on 16]

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in the spotlight Party Thanks Gay Easter Parade Sponsors for Helping Raise $15,528.75 for Food For Friends

he Board of Directors of the Gay Easter Parade (GEP) hosted its annual Sponsors Thank You Party at Ambush Headquarters December 11. Sponsors and their guests, along with members of the Ambush staff, numbering some 170, were greeted in the downstairs Ambush offices. The receiving line running from 8-8:30pm included Easter Grand Marshals X Marcy Marcell and Tony Leggio, NO/ AIDS Task Force Executive Director Noel Twilbeck, Food For Friends Director Glen Kahrman, and GEP Board members Rona Conners, Opal Masters, and Rip and Marsha Naquin-Delain. GEP Board members Electra City and Tittie Toulouse were unable to attend due to the loss of one of their dearest friends in Lake Charles. The sponsors were being thanked for helping raise the most money of any previous Gay Easter Parade. After expenses, $15,528.75 was presented to Food For Friends, also the highest donation on record from the parade. Total parade charity donations now exceed $63,643. Miss Billy served champagne, wine and beer in the Ambush offices. Many of the artwork pieces the couple has collected over the years are on the walls of the office, and works of art appear throughout the three story mansion. Here also guests were treated to Rip and Marsha’s famous Debris Gumbo with Wild PigTurDucKen. Yes, there was roasted wild boar, smoked turkey, roasted duck, rotisserie chicken, smoked pork sausage, and okra in this original Cajun creation. Going down the hallway, guests entered Rip and Marsha’s home leading up the sweeping three story staircase to the second floor landing housing Belle Lain’s Magnolia Bar. Along one wall of the staircase are the individual portraits of the King Cake Queen Royalty Club. Miss Ashlee of Corner Pocket fame was the celebrity bartender on duty serving cocktails, soft drinks

and juices. Guests then entered the hallway leading to the formal Victorian parlour featuring many antiques from Marsha’s grandmother’s estate in Baton Rouge. The furniture covered in pink and mint green velvet, were highlighted with an entire wall of hanging royal purple fabric, and a baby blue Oriental rug. All of the Victorian tables are topped with white marble. In an alcove of this room is the altar and prie dieu with the couples’ religious icons, statues, and relics collected on their travels in Europe and the United States. Another highlight in this room was the carved pedestal featuring the monstrance the couple obtained in Rome which was blessed by the late Pope John Paul II in St. Peter's Square. There were several holiday pieces on

display including the whimsical miniture pink lighted Christmas tree which the couple won with the highest bid at one of Good Friends past Christmas Gala's. It was created by Pet Asylum adorned completely in miniature pet ornaments. Going past the parlour, guests headed towards the end of the hallway lined with many antiques which led into the formal dining room. This was the largest room on this floor which has a huge Victorian curio cabinet housing many of the couples collectibles including Faberge’ Eggs, ornate eggs, jewelry pins, crystal, silver, porceline and crowns. One corner has the baby grand piano which is topped with a maniquin displaying Marsha’s King Cake Easter Grand Queen Coronation gown, mantal and crown. The Duncan Phyfe dining room table, buffet and china cabinet were also from Marsha’s grandmother’s estate. The china cabinet houses Marsha’s grandmother’s Dolly Madison china and crystal, Rip and Marsha’s Royal Albert Old County Roses china, and a collection of Menefee’s plates won at a fundraising auction. Here guests were treated to the Naquin-Delain Holiday Feast including Antipasto de Maison, Cajun BBQ Meat Balls, Mama’s Oyster Cornbread Dressing, Pickled Vegetables, Tamale Cream Cheese Pyramid with Chorizo, and both mini red velvet and carrot cakes from The Decadence Shoppe. The large holiday Christmas tree in

sappho psalm ...from 14 and Marsha. And maybe I’ll pole dance again. Coming up next is Joe and Julie Thompson’s family party. They (the other family members) don’t know I’m not family because Julie adopted Courtney Sharp and me years ago. It is always a good time that is followed the next afternoon with Joe and me watching the Saints on Sunday and then all of us getting together again on Christmas Day. This has become my holiday go to place since I lost my family members. If I can stay up, I’ll be attending MCC’s midnight service on Christmas Eve. Of course, it starts at 11pm so why do we call it Midnight Mass. I’ll be back at Church of Christ the Liberator on Sunday. My Christmas wish is the same as in years past – good health, peace and happiness to all. For my non-Christian friends, please know that I respect your beliefs and wish you a happy and healthy New Year. If you are a member of FaceBook, you can send thanks and blessed wishes to service personnel in Iraq. When you get to the main page, look to the right for the connection. Just click and follow the instructions. It is worth the minute it takes to send a card. I may hate the war but I love the men and women who are willing to die for my freedom. Don’t forget them.

Marshals X Marcy Marcell & Tony Leggio

the dining room was adorned with ornaments collected by the couple over the past 35 years with many purchased at Art Against AIDS. Past the Christmas tree, guests entered the World famous Ambush balcony overlooking legendary Bourbon Street, which features the one of a kind spinning mirror covered fleur de lis. 10th Gay Easter Parade Sponsors include: PRESENTING: AmbushMag.COM, QueenFashions.COM; PLATINUM: Bobby Connell/Phoenix, Harrah's H.E.R.O.'s (Harrah's Employees Reaching Out); GOLD: Lord King XXVI Gary Vandeventer & Lord Consort XXVI Bruce Orgeron, Krewe of Amon Ra, Jack Saucier & the late Glenn Timpe, In Memory of Steve Mettner, John Vignone & Paul Chiriaco/ JohnPaul's, Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli; SILVER: 16th King Cake Queen Coronation/Tami Tarmac, EGM VIII Tom "Rona" Conners & Bob Boler, Stephen Murrell & Elizabeth Bouvier, David & Rhonda Roget, Krewe of Petronius, EGM IX Safonda Peters & Stuart Nettles, EGM VIII Michael Elias & Jay Sewell/The Corner Pocket, Darwin Reed & EGM VII Opal Masters, Nick Olivares & Roy Smith, Wood Enterprises, FourPlay, Oz; BRONZE: Dawn C. Leggio, Jill E. Dolese, EGM X Tony Leggio, Michelle Calachino, Mike Cookmeyer & Matt Giglio/ 700 Club, NACE (National Association of Catering Executives), Bebe Scarpinato & Chris Linwood, Jay Cooper & Gizelle Bouvier, HENA (Hospitality Education & Networking Association), Dwain Hertz & Al Dugas, Thomas Schoonenberg, Nicole DuBois, French Quarter Festivals, Inc., Glenn O'Berry & Roger Copenhaver, EGM IX Orlando Aloe/Society Page, Ron Dewhirst, Charlie Hooper, Larry Miller, Lee Worrells, Mona Lisa Restaurant, King Satyricon IV Todd Blauvelt; VENUE/IN-KIND: 4 Seasons, 700 Club, Billy's, Double Play, JohnPaul's, Starlight By The Park, GrahamStudioOne.COM, Mardi Gras Productions, Glazer's Companies of LA: Tito's Vodka & Barefoot Bubbly Wines.

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O/AIDS Task Force Executive Director Noel Twilbeck (right) presents outgoing Director of Fund Development Heidi Nagele Chapman (left) with an award at the 23rd Art Against AIDS Gala hosted at the Shops at Canal Place. One of the largest fundraisers for the organization, visit NOAIDSTaskForce.ORG for more information.

aster Grand Marshals X Tony Leggio and Marcy Marcell are joined by Food For Friends Director Glen Kahrman and NO/AIDS Task Force Executive Director Noel Twilbeck in the receiving line welcoming guests to the Gay Easter Parade Sponsors Thank You Party at Ambush Headquarters in New Orleans. This year’s parade raised $15,528.75 for Food For Friends. Visit GayEasterParade.COM for information on the parade.

iss Tubby’s Golden Lantern 1st Runnerup Vanessa Carmichael and winner Passion Armani Cassidine join outgoing queen Miss D following competition at The Official Home of Southern Decadence, Tubby’s Golden Lantern in New Orleans.

iss Louisiana Leatherette Cathy Fox and the Lords of Leather hosted “Divas Among Us” raising over $1,500 for St. Anna’s Food Pantry at Show Bar of the Year JohnPaul’s in New Orleans. To find out more about the Lords, visit LordsOfLeather.COM.

he Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Community Center of New Orleans hosted it’s Founder’s Day Awards Gala celebrating the Center’s 17th anniversary at JohnPaul’s in New Orleans. Center Co-Chair Crystal Little is joined by Business of the Year Award recipient American Aquatic Gardens’ Richard Sacher, Lifetime Achievement Award recipient Toni Pizanie, Juan LaFonta accepting the Political Activism Award for Larry Bagneris, and Center Co-Chair Darrin Duplissey. Visit LGBTCCNO.ORG for more on the Center.

he cast of the 15th annual Christmas Gala hosted by Good Friends Bar in New Orleans, raised $1,266 for Belle Reve. Chacha, Poodle, Cherry Farms, LeShaya Monroe, Jo Linda, and Miss LSGRA Elizabeth Bouvier join emcee’s Barbara Ella and Rikki Gee (front).

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Silver Sponsor & King Amon Ra XLIV Nick Olivares, Chris & Silver Sponsor Roy Smith

Silver Sponsor & EGM VII Opal Masters, Bronze Sponsor 700 Club’s Mike Cookmeyer & Silver Sponsor & EGM VIII Rona Conners Times Picayune’s Steven Forster

Platinum Sponsor Harrah’s HEROs rep Toby Lefort, Venue Sponsors 4 Seasons - Double Play - Billy’s Chuck Turner & Bronze Sponsor EGM IX Orlando Aloe/Society Page

Easter Grand Marshals X Marcy Marcell & Tony Leggio flank Gold Sponsor Quartermaster’s Misael Rubio

Silver Sponsors David & Rhonda Roget (Queen Amon Ra XLIV)

Silver Sponsor Wood Enterprises’ Max & DJ Myke

Bronze Sponsor’s Jay Cooper & Gizelle Bouvier with King Amon Ra XLIII Paul Davis & Silver Sponsor KCQ XVI Tami Tarmac

Silver Sponsor & EGM VIII Michael Elias & EGM I Marsha Naquin-Delain

Ray Bates, EGM X Marcy Marcell, Ambush’s Toni Pizanie, Zsa Zsa d’LaHor & Danny Gold Sponsor JohnPaul’s John Vignone & KCQ XIII Raven Kennedy

Silver Sponsor Krewe of Petronius Captain Bill McCarthy & Presenting Sponsor Ambush’s Marsha Naquin-Delain

Gold Sponsor Lord Consort XXVI Bruce Orgeron, EGM X Marcy Marcell, Gold Sponsor Lord King XXVI Gary Vandeventer & EGM X Tony Leggio

Silver Sponsor & EGM IX Safonda Peters, EGM VII Opal Masters & EGM VIII Rona Conners

Silver Sponsor Jeff Mallon & Bronze Sponsor Jill Dolese

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EGMs X Marcy Marcell & Tony Leggio with Silver Sponsor Jeff Mallon aka Miss LSGRA Elizabeth Bouvier

Miss Louisiana Leatherette Mr. Cathy Fox, EGM V Princesse Stephaney, Ray Bates & Parade Line-up Chair Steve Patrick

Silver Sponsors EGM VII & KCQ XVIIElect Opal Masters & Darwin Reed

Gold Sponsor JohnPaul’s Paul Chiriaco & Bronze Sponsor Dawn Leggio (EGM X Tony’s Mom)

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~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Ambush, Tony Leggio ~ New Orleans17th Red Party @ Neighborhood Bar of the Year Lafitte’s raises

Gay Easter Parade X Sponsors Thank You Party Shows Appreciation for Raising $15,528.75 for Food For Friends @ Ambush Headquarters

GEP Boards Tony Leggio, Opal Masters, Marsha Naquin-Delain, Tom “Rona” Conners & Rip Naquin-Delain

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David, Marsha, Mike, Ronnie, Darwin & Rip with Mardi Gras Productions' stiltwalking Christmas Tree at Art Against AIDS @ Canal Place

Lord King Gary is joined on stage starting the live auction at Miss Louisiana Leatherette & Lords of Leather’s “Divas Among Us” raising over $1,500 for St. Anna’s Food Pantry

Good Friends Christmas Gala emcee’s Barbara Ella (Miss Elysian Fields) & Rikki Gee Steven Forster accepts his Founder’s Day Media Award presented by the LGBT Community Center King Cake Queen XVI Tami Tarmac in “Divas Among Us” @ JohnPaul’s

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Krewe of Petronius’ Craig & Bill @ Art Against AIDS

Nick, Lee, Jerry, Blake & Townsend @ Art Against AIDS

LGBT Community Center Co-Chair Crystal Little presents Founder’s Day Business of the Year Award to American Aquatic Gardens’ Richard Sacher

”Geaux Saints” led by Cherry Farms @ Good Friends Christmas Gala

Juan Lafonta (left) accepts Founder’s Day Political Activism Award for Larry Bagenris at LGBT Community Center Founder’s Day Awards Gala @ JohnPaul’s

King Cake Queen XVII-Elect Opal Masters in “Divas Among Us”

Miss LSGRA & FourPlay Director Elizabeth Bouvier in “Divas Among Us” Poodle & LeShaya Monroe on stage @ Good Friends Christmas Gala

Amon Ra’s David & Chris @ Art Against AIDS

Wood Enterprises’ Ken & Good Friends Mgr. Neel celebrate @ Good Friends 15th Christmas Gala raising $1,266 for Belle Reve

Starlights’ CW & Javier flank Miss Starlight Rikki Redd @ Starlight’s Toys for Tots gala

“Divas Among Us” brought Mr. Louisiana Leather Toby Lefort & Miss Louisiana Leatherette Cathy Fox together

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Tis The Season ~ New Orleans ~ Photos by Ambush, Tony Leggio

Mark Allain & NO/AIDS Task Force Exe. Dir. Noel Twilbeck at Art Against AIDS @ Canal Place

Frank Pizzolato, State Representative Juan LaFonta with LGBT Community Center Founder Ambush’s Marsha & Rip Naquin-Delain at the Center’s Founder’s Day Awards Gala @ JohnPaul’s

Friday Night Before Mardi Gras’ Ed Chapman, Belle Reve Program Director Michele D’Aquin, Belle Reve Exe. Dir. Vicki Weeks & Belle Reve Board’s Christian Roundtree stage side at Good Friends 15th Christmas Gala

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the "official" dish ...from 8 Directors for two-year terms beginning January 1, 2010. In addition, eight members have been re-elected for an additional two-year term. Joining the board for the first time are new members Lauren Bartlett, an attorney with Southeast Legal Services in New Orleans; Derwyn Bunton, Chief Public Defender for Orleans Parish; Laila Hlass, staff attorney at the Immigration Law Clinic of Loyola Law School in New Orleans; and Hector Linares, with the juvenile defense clinic at LSU Law Center. Re-elected members are David Benoit, of Breaux Bridge, Galen Brown, of New Orleans, Emma (Bessie) Daschbach, of New Orleans; Forrest Forsythe, of New Orleans, Charles Kincade, of Monroe, Al Shapiro, of Baton Rouge, Sharonda Williams, of New Orleans, and Ron Wilson, of New Orleans. The ACLU is the nation’s guardian of liberty, working daily in courts, legislatures and communities to defend and preserve the individual rights and liberties that the Constitution and laws of the United States guarantee everyone in this country. The ACLU of Louisiana works to stop racial profiling, end discrimination against lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, stand up for freedom of speech and religion, and demand humane living conditions in prisons.

Osso Buco at Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St.

Gourmet Pizza (Salsiccia Marinara) at Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place

Out Names the 100 Greatest, Gayest Albums of All Time

hoosing the greatest and gayest albums of all time is no easy task. Curtailing a brawl at Out magazine’s editorial headquarters, the magazine turned to 100 celebrities - including Boy George, Cyndi Lauper, and Rufus Wainwright - each of whom weighed in with the 10 albums that changed their lives. With selections as diverse as the community itself, Out magazine proudly presents “Out’s 100 Greatest, Gayest Albums (of All Time).” Readers will no doubt have opinions on the selections and mention some titles they feel should have been included. That’s why in addition to this extensive list, Out is offering readers a chance to win the top 20 albums on the list! Simply leave a comment about the story stating a choice for “The Greatest, Gayest Album (of All Time)” and why that album is tops.

Prime Rib with baked potato Sunday evenings at Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St.

Eggplant Parmesan at Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St.

All entries must be in by midnight on December 25, 2009. Five random entries will be selected, and each winner will receive all 20 albums. Find the complete list of the “100 Greatest, Gayest Albums (of All Time)” at www.out.com.

Reach the Market

The Best Distribution Points

Ambush 504.522.8049 marsha@ripandmarsha.com

BBQ Brisket with two sides at Restaurant/Deli of the Year Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St.

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chop chop by Rip & Marsha Naquin-Delain www.ripandmarsha.com E-mail: marsha@ripandmarsha.com

Blackened Ribeye at The Country Club, 634 Louisa St.

BPM Hotels Expansion Boasts Largest Gay Owned & Operated Hotel Complex in New Orleans

he newly renovated New Orleans Courtyard Hotel joins French Quarter Suites Hotel as local hotelier Blake Miller completes expansion of the two properties making them the largest gay owned and operated hotel complex in New Orleans under the direction of BPM Hotels. Miller purchased New Orleans Courtyard Hotel, formerly French Quarter Courtyard, when the previous owner lost the property to foreclosure. Many in the gay community may remember this site was the brain child of the late Jerry Menefee who opened Menefee's, his elaborate and ornate nightclub complex here. It later became The Monster, another nightclub complex before converting to a hotel.

New Orleans Restaurant/Deli Guide 700 Club Restaurant, 700 Burgundy St., 561.1095, has just opened and is now serving sliders, paninis, quesadillas, and more at the popular club in the French Quarter. Restaurant hours are 7pm till Wed.-Sun. Visit 700ClubNewOrleans.COM. Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445, is noted for its gumbo, barbeque, pizza, sandwiches and specials serving breakfast, lunch and dinner. Open 9am-9pm Mon.-Tues., 8am10pm Thurs.-Sun., closed Wed. MasterCard/Visa accepted. Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., offers romantic courtyard or indoor dining along with both eclectic culinary creations and cocktails. Serving lunch and dinner, Wed.Sat. 11am-9pm, Sun. brunch 10am-3pm. Call 412.8965 for reservations or additional information. Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., is open 7 days and features breakfast including build your own omelettes. But let’s not forget their fab burgers grilled right under a hub cap and then there’s all those sandwiches, sides, desserts and shakes. Call 598.1010 or visit CloverGrill.COM. Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St. Under the direction of Chef Coy LeBeau, he has taken attention to detail and ingredient, and focused on a more contemporary menu at an even more affordable price point. Still the best food, but at even more unbelievable value! Serving 7 days 11am-10pm and Sunday Brunch 11am3pm. Visit TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM or call 945.0742 for more information. The Embers Original Bourbon House, 700 Bourbon, 523.1485. You can still enjoy the charm and ambience of Old New Orleans while dining on fresh Louisiana seafood, great steaks, po-boys, and authentic Cajun and Creole cuisine and some Italian to make it interesting, all served on the largest balcony on Bourbon Street. Only two blocks from the corner of Bourton and St. Ann Streets, and the heart of Decadence. Lunch Thursday-Sunday 11am-3pm, dinner nightly 4pm-midnight, Krystal, 116 Bourbon at Canal, Open 24 hours, it's one of the best stops for fast food with tasty burgers, hot dogs and breakfast. Call 523.4030 for more info.

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Crawfish Enchiladas (Crawfish & Bayou Crab rolled in a corn tortilla with Melted Monterey Jack & Roasted Poblano Salsa) at Tomatillo's, 437 Esplanade

Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Place is famous for its wood fired gourmet pizzas, pastas, salads and appetizers. Open 7 days from 11am-10pm, call 522.9500 or visit LouisianaPizzaKitchen.COM. Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur Street, features New Orleans inspired Italian cuisine along with a wonderfully assorted wine selection. Experience Maximo’s open kitchen and watch Chef Thomas Woods prepare his extraordinary dishes. Open 7 days a week MondaySaturday 6pm til, Sunday 3pm till, call 504.586.8883 or visit MaximosGrill.COM for reservations and information. Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., features Italian specialties including salads, pizzas, sandwiches and both lunch and dinner entrees. Lunch 11am-5pm Thurs.-Mon., Dinner 5pm-10pm 7 days. Call 522.6746 for info. Orleans Grapevine Wine & Bar Bistro, 720 Orleans, 523.1930, is located in a beautifully renovated 1809 building offering a pleasant atmosphere, extensive wine list with over 350 selections and delicious food including prime steaks, lobster tails, and rack of lamb. Serving dinner 5-11pm daily. The Pelican Club, 312 Exchange Alley, 523.1504, PelicanClub.COM. With its tasteful but comfortable ambience, The Pelican Club serves contemporary Louisiana cuisine specializing in seafood. The restaurant is conveniently located in the French Quarter on historic Exchange Alley, an easy walk from most downtown hotels. Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St., 529.1416, was voted Restaurant/Deli of the Year once again and is open 24 hours 7 days. Serving breakfast, lunch and dinner, the deli offers free delivery. Tiramisu 55 Restaurant & Bar, 123 Carondelet, 581.3288, serves Southern, Italian and seafood specialties. Get breakfast, lunch and dinner here. Open 24 hours, take out and delivery is also available for the French Quarter and CBD. Tomatillo's, a Nuevo Latino Restaurant, 437 Esplanade Ave, 945.9997, has a brand new chef featuring a entire new menu of Latin favorites. A favorite among locals and tourists, Tomatillo’s is how New Orleans does Margaritas and Latin food in the Marigny! Call for reservations or visit TomatillosNOLA.COM for more info.

Through the purchase, Miller was able to double the size of his operation overnight bringing in 52 more rooms to his complex of multi-bedroom suites, luxury townhouses and cottages, all on the N. Rampart Street corridor adjacent to the French Quarter. It is just steps away from Armstrong Park, Bourbon Street and most of the popular clubs, bars, restaurants and delis in this historic neighborhood. Even though the two hotels will maintain separate names, guests will have greater access to move freely between their courtyards, pools and common areas. Miller has developed a niche market appealing to travelers from nearby cities and states who are looking for an affordable opportunity to enjoy the French Quarter, with many being repeat customers year after year.

To make reservations, the particulars of each hotel appears below. NEW ORLEANS COURTYARD HOTEL, 1101 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, NOCourtyard.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several historic New Orleans homes and cottages that have been lovingly restored and converted into beautifully appointed rooms, spacious multi-bedroom suites, luxury townhouses and cottages. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. FRENCH QUARTER SUITES HOTEL, 1119 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, FrenchQuarterSuites.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several French Quarter residences that have been painstakingly restored and transformed into spacious multi-bedroom suites, executive townhouses, intimate cottages and comfortable rooms. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking.

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Metairie, LA [504] WALKER ACURA, 8951 Veterans Blvd., 464.4004, WalkerAcura.COM

bars Mobile, AL [251] B-BOB'S DOWNTOWN, 213 Conti St., 433.2262, b-bobs.com GABRIEL'S DOWNTOWN, 55 South Joachim St., 432.4900, gabrielsdowntown.com Foley, AL [251] CLUB EVOLUTION, 8380 Highway 59, 251.943.5557, myspace.com/ evolutionclubdance1 Pensacola, FL [850] EMERALD CITY, 408 E. Wright St., 433.9491, EmeraldCityPensacola.COM THE ROUNDUP, 560 East Heinberg St., 433.8482 Alexandria, LA [318] OLYMPUS BAR, 4003 MacArthur Dr., 442.6735, OlympusBar.COM Baton Rouge, LA [225] GEORGE'S, 860 St. Louis, 387.9798, GeorgesPlaceBR.COM HOUND DOGS, 668 Main St., 344.0807 SPLASH, 2183 Highland Road, 242.9491, splashbr.com Lafayette, LA [337] BACK SIDE, 209 Jefferson St., 269.0430

New Orleans, LA [504] AIRLINE ADULT BOOKS, 1404 26th St., Kenner, LA 70062; 468.2931 FAB - Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., 947.3700 MR. BINKY'S OF KENNER, 96 West 26th St., 466.1870 PARADISE ADULT VIDEO, 41 W. 24th St., Kenner, LA 70065; 461.0000 PARADISE #2 IN ELMWOOD, 5608 Heebe, Harahan, LA, 733.7780 SLIDELLADULT SUPERSTORE, Slidell, LA, 985.646.2616

cable shows New Orleans, LA [504] THE GAR WILLIAMS SHOW, Every Wed. &Sat., 8:30am & 8:30pm, Access Television Channel 99

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JULES DOWNTOWN, 533 Jefferson, 264.8000 THE SOUND FACTORY, 209 Jefferson St., 269.6011 Lake Charles, LA [337] CRYSTAL'S, 112 W. Broad, 433.5457 Metairie, LA [504] 4-SEASONS / PATIO BAR, 3229 N. Causeway, 832.0659, www.4seasonsno.com BYWATER PATIO BAR, 3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 CLUB TRIBUTE, 3202 N. Arnoult Rd., 455.1311, myspace.com/clubtribute New Orleans, LA [504] 700 CLUB, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM BIG DADDY'S, 2513 Royal, 948.6288 CAFÉ LAFITTE IN EXILE, 901 Bourbon Street 522.8397, Lafittes.COM CORNER POCKET, 940 St. Louis, 568.9829 COUNTRY CLUB, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 CUTTER'S, 706 Franklin, 948.4200 THE DOUBLE PLAY, 439 Dauphine, 523.4517 THE FRIENDLY BAR, 2301 Chartres, 943.8929 GOOD FRIENDS BAR, 740 Dauphine St, 566.7191, GoodFriendsBar.COM JOHNPAUL'S, 940 Elysian Fields Ave., 948.1888, JohnPaulsBar.COM KAJUN'S PUB, 2256 St. Claude Ave., 947.3735 LE ROUNDUP, 819 St. Louis, 561.8340

chiropractic New Orleans, LA [504] DR. MICHAEL LECHLEITER, D.C., St. Charles Chiropractic, 1529 Jackson Ave., 566.1833 [is2609]

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computers Baton Rouge, LA [225] JDiT NETWORKING SOLUTIONS, Jerry Durden, 229.6108, JDiT.US

counseling New Orleans, LA [504] DAVID WAGNER, M.Ed., Counseling & Psychotherapy, 3001 Fifth St., Metairie, LA 70002; 836.0000

erotica SYKCOR EROTICA, 225.933.0686, SykcorErotica.COM, sykcorerotica@aol.com

florists Baton Rouge, LA [225] FOUR SEASONS FLOWERS & GIFTS, 3482 Drusilla Ln., Drusilla Shopping Center, 924.1386, 1.800.237.5381

for rent New Orleans, LA [504] NEWLY RENOVATED - All New Fixtures 2 Lg. B/rms, 1204 Touro, Liv/rm, Kit, Bath, Cent A/C & Ht. Lg fenced back yard. 5 blks to Quarter. Share with your friend or partner, only $500each. Call 455.3192 or 473.8010 for your tour. [is2509] STUDIO FOR RENT - 2 1/2 blocks from French Quarter. Furnished, recently redecorated. Rent includes cable TV and wifi in addition to bi-weekly cleaning service. Rent is $225 a week. Call 504.274.559 for details. [is2509]

galleries New Orleans, LA [504] FAB - Faubourg Marigny Art & Books, 600 Frenchmen St., 947.3700

gardening/landscaping New Orleans, LA [504] AMERICAN AQUATIC GARDENS, 621 Elysian Fields, 944.0410

guides America Damron Travel Guide, 800.462.6654, www.damron.com Gulf South/United States AMBUSH Mag, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, ambushmag.com; email: info@ ambushmag.com International GayBars.COM, 828-A Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116-3137; 504.522.8049, webmaster@gaybars.com United States/Canada GAYELLOW PAGES: Informing the US/ Canada LGBTG Community since 1973. Separate sections for Women and Ethnic/Multicultural focus. PO Box 533, NY, NY 10014-0533; 212.674.0120, http://gayellowpages.com gayellowpages@earthlink.net. Sold at Alternatives/New Orleans, LA

groceries/delis New Orleans, LA [504] MOMS MINI MART, 902 Poydras, 596.2223 QUARTERMASTER DELI, THE NELLIE DELI, 1100 Bourbon, 529.1416 VERTI MART, 1201 Royal St., 525.4767

hair salons New Orleans, LA [504] BOBBY BLUE CONTEMPORARY BARBER & BEAUTY PARLOR, 906 Bourbon St., 527.5100 HEAD QUARTERS HAIR SALON, 900 Dauphine St., 522.2666 MICKEY NOLAN'S SALON, 815 Toulouse St., 587.7782 OFADEAN SALONSPA & WELLNESS CENTER, 536 Bienville St., 522.3318, ofadeansalonspa.com SALON D'MALTA, 1233 Decatur St., 565.5555, salondmalta.com

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lodging/accommodations New Orleans [504] BURGUNDY BED AND BREAKFAST, 2513 Burgundy St., New Orleans, LA 70117, PHONE/ FAX: 504.942.1463, Toll Free (Continental US only): 1.800.970.2153, theburgundy.com, Email us at theburgundy@cox.net. Gay owned and operated in newly renovated 1890's double. Four guest rooms with private baths, guests' parlor and "half-kitchen", courtyard and halfopen tubhouse with spa (hot tub/whirlpool). Clothing optional in sunbathing and hot tub area. Walking distance to French Quarter. Immediate vicinity of gay and lesbian bars/venues. [0810] CRESCENT PALMS MOTEL, 3923 Martin Luther King Blvd., New Orleans, LA 70125; PHONE: 504.821.7773, FAX: 504.267.7366, CrescentPalmsMotel.COM, E-mail us at crescentpalmsmotel@yahoo.com. The Crescent Palms Motel is located in the heart of New Orleans, minutes from the French Quarter and other famous attractions. Our newly renovated, vintage motel offers 24 spacious guest rooms, large bathrooms, ample closet space, a cocktail lounge and complimentary off-street parking. Each room features two brand new double beds, complimentary high-speed wireless internet, a refrigerator and more. Please come visit soon! [1109] FRENCH QUARTER SUITES HOTEL, 1119 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, FrenchQuarterSuites.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several French Quarter residences that have been painstakingly restored and transformed into spacious multi-bedroom suites, executive townhouses, intimate cottages and comfortable rooms. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. MARIGNY MANOR HOUSE, 2125 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, PHONE: 504.943.7826, Toll Free: 877.247.7599, marignymanorhouse.com, E-mail us at

info@MarignyManorHouse.COM. 1840’s Grand Greek Revival guest house, large spacious bedrooms, private baths, antique 4 poster queen beds, wireless internet access, tv/vcr/dvd/ cable, telephone, complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. [0110] NEW ORLEANS COURTYARD HOTEL, 1101 N. Rampart St., New Orleans, LA 70116, Phone 504.524.7725, Toll Free: 800.457.2253, NOCourtyard.COM. E-mail us at reservations@bpmhotels.com. One of several historic New Orleans homes and cottages that have been lovingly restored and converted into beautifully appointed rooms, spacious multibedroom suites, luxury townhouses and cottages. Adjacent to the French Quarter. Complimentary continental breakfast and off street parking. SUPER 8, 6322 Chef Menteur Hwy., 504.241.5650, 800.800.8000. Minutes from the French Quarter, the hotel offers free continental breakfast, covered parking, high speed wireless internet, local calls, guest laundry, smoking and non smoking rooms, outdoor pool, mini fridge, microwave on request, and independent shuttle company. BON MAISON GUEST HOUSE, 835 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.561.8498 BOURGOYNE GUEST HOUSE, 839 Bourbon St., New Orleans, LA 70116, 504.524.3621

massage New Orleans, LA [504] RIGHT TOUCH MASSAGE -- Christopher - Full body therapeutic massage; heated table; private studio; tropical garden; Faubourg Marigny Area, French Quarter. Upgrade (Salt Scrubs Bodywork). Call 504.458.5996 / website www.righttouchnola.com for pictures, location & special. License #LA4553 [is2/2010]

media New Orleans, LA [504] AMBUSH Mag, Official Gay Easter Guide, Official Gay Mardi Gras Guide, Official Gay

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museum/arts Baton Rouge, LA [225] LOUISIANAARTS AND SCIENCE CENTER / RIVERSIDE MUSEUM, 100 S. River Road, 344.5272 LOUISIANA GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 1001 Capitol Access Rd., 342.5855 LOUISIANA STATEARCHIVES, 3851 Essen Ln. LOUISIANA STATE CAPITOL, State Capitol

Dr. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY HILLTOP ARBORETUM, 11855 Highland Rd., 767.6916 LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY RURAL LIFE MUSEUM, I-10 at Essen Lane, 765.2437 LSU MUSEUM OF NATURAL SCIENCE and MUSEUM OF GEOSCIENCE, LSU Campus, 388.2855 MAGNOLIA MOUND PLANTATION, 2161 Nicholson Dr., 343.4955 OLD ARSENAL MUSEUM, State Capitol Complex, 342.0401 OLD BOGAN FIRE STATION, 427 Laurel St., 344.8558 OLD GOVERNOR'S MANSION, 502 North Blvd., 344.5272 OLD PENTAGON BARRACKS, State Capitol Dr. at River Road, 342.1866 OLD STATE CAPITOL, 100 North Blvd. at River Road, 342.0500 or 342.4479 USS KIDD/NAUTICAL HISTORICAL CENTER, Government St. at River Rd., 342.1942 New Orleans, LA [504] BEAUREGARD-KEYES HOUSE, 1113 Chartres, 523.7257, Mon-Sat 10am-3pm CABILDO, 701 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm CAC [Contemporary Arts Center], 900 Camp St., 528.3805, cacno.org

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EDGAR DEGAS HISTORIC HOME, 2306 Esplanade Avenue, tours by appointment: 504.821.5009, the house tour lasts one hour, is led by a great-grand-niece of Degas, and includes the award-winning documentary video, Degas in New Orleans: A Creole Sojourn 1850 HOUSE, 523 St. Ann, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm GALLIER HOUSE, 1132 Royal, 523.6722, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm GERMAINEWELLSMARDIGRASMUSEUM, 2nd Floor Arnaud's, 819 Bienville HERMANN-GRIMA HISTORIC HOUSE, 820 St. Louis, 525.5661, Mon-Fri 10am-3:30pm HISTORICAL PHARMACY MUSEUM, 514 Chartres, 524.9077, Daily 10am-5:30pm HISTORIC NEW ORLEANS COLLECTION, 533 Royal, 523.4662, Tues-Sat 10am-4:45pm LONGUE VUE HOUSE AND GARDENS, 7 Bamboo Rd, Metairie, 488.5488, Mon-Sat 10am4:30pm, Sun 1-5pm MUSEECONTIHISTORICALWAXMUSEUM, 917 Conti, 525.2605, Daily 10am-5:30pm NATIONAL D-DAY MUSEUM, 945 Magazine, 527.6012 NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART, City Park, 1 Collins Diboll Circle, 488.2631, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm OGDEN MUSEUM OF SOUTHERNART, 925 Camp St., 539.9600 OLD U.S. MINT, 400 Esplanade, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm PRESBYTERE, 751 Chartres, Jackson Square, Tues-Sun 10am-5pm ST. LOUIS CATHEDRAL, Jackson Square, Mon-Sat 9am-5pm, Sun 1:30-5pm

music New Orleans [504] SKULLY'Z RECORDZ, 907 Bourbon St.

organizations Mobile, AL ALABAMA PRIDE FEST, MobileAlabamaPride.COM AQUA, THE PARTY, PO Box 145, Mobile, AL 36601, TheAquaParty.COM BAY AREA INCLUSION, BayAreaInclusion.ORG FUSION, MobileFusion.ORG GULF COAST BEARS & LEATHER ASSOCIATION, b-bobs.com/gcbla.htm THE SOUTHERN RENEGADES, a Levi/ Leather Club, southernrenegades.com Pensacola, FL [850] APPETITE FOR LIFE, INC., provides 2 nutritionally balanced meals a day-lunch & dinner, for some 60 men, women and children living with HIV/AIDS, 1842 West Cervantes St.; Mail: P.O. Box 308, 32592-0308; 470.9111, Fax: 470.0201, gaypensacola.com/appforlife GULF COAST TIDE, INC. w w w . G u l f C o a s t T I D E . o r g ; info@GulfCoastTIDE.org Alexandria, LA [318] CLASS [Central Louisiana AIDS Support Services], 103 Bolton Ave., 71301; 1.800.444.7993, 442. 1 0 1 0, FAX: 443.5216 Baton Rouge, LA [225] AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 4560 North Boulevard, Suite 118, 302.5968, AIDSLAW.org HAART (HIV/AIDS Alliance for Region Two), 4550 North Blvd., #250, 927.1269, Fax: 927.7367, haartinc.org, haartinc@aol.com GBLSU [Gays, Bisexuals, Lesbians & Supporters United], glsapres@unixl.sncc. Isu.edu, Kristy Price, President, 388.5160 KREWE OF APOLLO / BATON ROUGE, PO Box 3591, 70821; kreweapollobr.org KREWE OF DIVAS, kreweofdivas.com, 343.0380 LAMBDA GROUP, 2937 Greenwood Dr., PO Box 82775, 70884-2775, 907.3665, www.lambdabr.org, info@lambdabr.org METROPOLITANCOMMUNITYCHURCHOF BATON ROUGE, 7747 Tom Drive, 70806, Worship Sunday, 11am, Bible Study Wednesday, 7pm, 225.248.0404, mccbr.org PFLAG Baton Rouge, President Harold Truax, 225.218.8320 Lafayette, LA [337] ACADIANA CARES [Concern for AIDS Relief, Education, and Support], PO Box 386,

Lafayette, LA 70502; 203 W. 3rd St., 70501; 233.2437, FAX: 235.4178; 800.354.2437 KREWE OF APOLLO / LAFAYETTE, PO Box 53251, 70505 LEAGUE FOR EQUALITY, PO Box 53425, 70505 PFLAG/LAFAYETTE, PO Box 31078, 70503 ROYAL ORDER OF UNICORN, PO Box 3985, 70502 Monroe, LA [318] GO CARE 2121 Justice, 71201, 325.1092 New Orleans, LA [504]

ACLU and ACLU Foundation of Louisiana, P.O. Box 56157, New Orleans, LA 70156, 504.522.0628 x25, Fax: 888.537.0384, laaclu.org AIDS HOTLINE, 821.6050 in New Orleans, 1.800.99.AIDS[2437]-9 toll free statewide AIDSLaw of Louisiana, 3801 Canal St., Suite 331, 568.1631, AIDSLAW.org ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 828.3399 BELLE REVE NEW ORLEANS, AIDS Residence for Families, PO Box 3305, 70177; 945.9455 BIG EASY M.C.C. (Metropolitan Community Church of Greater New Orleans), Sunday 12:15pm Solumn Mass, 5pm Praise & Worship, at St Matthew’s UCC, 1333 S. Carrollton Ave. at Willow. Fellowship after service. Mailing address: 1333 S. Carrolllton Ave. New Orleans, LA, 70118; 213.4340, www.bigeasymcc.com, pastor@bigeasymcc.com BROTHERHOOD, INC., To decrease the spread of AIDS and HIV among African Americans, 1661 Canal St., Suite 3230, 70112; 566.7955 CHURCH OF CHRIST THE LIBERATOR, Sun. 11am Service, 607 Marigny St. (behind The Friendly Bar), ChristTheLiberator.ORG COMMUNITY ACTION NETWORK, a project of the NO/AIDS Task Force which works with the gay community to implement HIV prevention activities, 507 Frenchmen St., 945.4000, noaidstaskforce.com COPS 8 (Citizens' Organization for Police Support in the 8th District), 840 N. Rampart St., #51, 70116; 588.COPS (2677), cops8.org FOOD FOR FRIENDS, 944.6028 FORUM FOR EQUALITY, 336 Lafayette, Suite 200, 70130; 947.2981, ForumForEquality.COM

FRIDAYNIGHT BEFORE MARDI GRAS (FNBMG), PO Box 791376, New Orleans, LA 70179-1376; 733.3311, fridaynightbeforemardigras.com, fnbmg@cox.net GAY APPRECIATION AWARDS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137; 522.8049; AmbushMag.COM/GAA GAY COUNSELING LINE, 833.1500 GLSEN [Gay Lesbian & Straight Education Network], 482.4081, Fax 595.8587, E-mail: glsenno@hotmail.com, glsenno.org GULF GENDER ALLIANCE [GGA], NonProfit Support Group for Transgender persons. Monthly meetings, socials and political activism. Privacy respected and expected. Interview required. Nondiscriminatory. Call 504. 324.4035 or write PO Box 56836, New Orleans, LA 70156-6836; gga.org, E-mail: info@gga.org HALLOWEEN IN NEW ORLEANS, INC., PO Box 52171, 70152-2171; halloween neworleans.com/ambush HATE CRIMES HOTLINE, c/o Family Service of Greater New Orleans, 504.202.2131. The Hate Crimes Project offers to assist those who feel that they may have been a victim of a hate crime. The project provides advocacy for persons victimized due to race, religion, gender and gender identity, age, disability, and/or sexual orientation. IN THIS TOGETHER, HIV/AIDS Case Management, 2511 Bayou Road, Suite B, 70119; Office: 504.962.3245, Fax: 504.962.3246; 962.3245, www.inthistogetherinc.org, michael@ittnola.org KREWE OF ARMEINIUS, PO Box 56638, New Orleans, LA 70156-6638, cetubby@cox.net, KreweOfArmeinius.ORG KREWE OF AMON RA, PO Box 7033, Metairie, LA 70010, KreweOfAmonRa.COM KREWE OF MWINDO, PO Box 51031,

70156; 913.5791, KreweOfMwindo.ORG, krewe@kreweofmwindo.org KREWE OF PETRONIUS, PO Box 71665, 70172, Pres. Arthur Alarcon 451.9507, Capt. Bill McCarthy 430.6695 http:// kreweofpetronius.tripod.com KREWE OF QUEENATEENAS / KING CAKE QUEEN ROYALTY CLUB, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM/ KCQ LaCARP [Louisiana Community AIDS Research Program], 584.1971 LA-LIFT, Social Club for Lesbians, age 50+, who have fun together on weekends. Email: armyvet20@webtv.net LAMBDA CENTER, 831 Elysian Fields Ave., 70117 LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS OF NEW ORLEANS, 234 Loyola, Suite 421, 70112; 581.9106 LESBIAN & GAY COMMUNITY CENTER OF NEW ORLEANS, 2114 Decatur St., 701162013; 945.1103, Fax 945.1102, Email: info@lgccno.net LORDS OF LEATHER, P.O. Box 770435, New Orleans, LA 70071-4035, LordsOfLeather.COM LOUISIANA STATE GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION (LSGRA), 915.3339, lance@lsgra.com, LSGRA.COM MCLNO HOP Clinic, 136 S. Roman Street, 4th Floor, New Orleans, LA 70112; Appts.: 504.903.6959, www.hopclinic.org MYSTIC KREWE OF SATYRICON, 1021 Gov. Nicholls St., 70116, 525.4498, MysticKreweOfSatyricon.COM NEW GAY/LESBIAN SOFTBALL LEAGUE FORMING THIS SPRING. Join in the fun of a NAGAAA-style league (www. nagaaasoftball.org) welcoming all skill levels, from complete beginners to advanced. The first General Meeting for interested players will be on Sunday, February 21, 2pm at Rubyfruit Jungle (1135 Decatur). Volunteers, managers, coaches and sponsors are needed for the league. They will meet on Sunday, January 10th, 2pm upstairs at Good Friends (740 Dauphine). For more information, contact mark@nolasoftball.com. Coming soon — www.nolasoftball.com NEW ORLEANS GAY MEN’S CHORUS, 322.7007, nogmc.com; nogmc@aol.com NEW ORLEANS JAZZ & HERITAGE FESTIVAL, nojazzfest.com NO/AIDS TASK FORCE, 2601 Tulane Ave., Suite 500, 70119; 821.2601; NOAIDSTaskForce.COM N'R Peace, 3201 Gen. DeGaulle Dr., Suite 201, 70114, 364.1950 OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, info@gayeasterparade.com, GayEasterParade.COM OFFICIAL GAY MARDI GRAS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM OFFICIAL GAY NEW ORLEANS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayNewOrleans.COM OFFICIAL SOUTHERN DECADENCE, 828A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, SouthernDecadence.COM PEOPLE OF SUBSTANCE, INC. (POS), 7210 Arbor Dr., 70126, 244.1920, posnola.com PFLAG/NO [Parents & Friends of Lesbians & Gays/ New Orleans], PO Box 15515, 70175; 895.3936, 392.0001, pflagno.org, info@pflagno.org PROJECT LAZARUS, A Residence for PWAs, PO Box 3906, 70177-3906; 949.3609 REGIONALAIDS INTERFAITH NETWORK [RAIN], 523.3755 TAU HOUSE MINISTRIES, 1029 Governor Nicholls, 70116, roddyssnd@aol.com, 529.3569. Mass on Sunday 4:15pm; Vespers on Monday, Wednesday, Friday 6pm. Everyone is welcome! VOLLEYBALL NEW ORLEANS, PO Box 13306, 70185-3306; volleyballneworleans.com, postmaster@volleyballneworleans.com WILLIAM J. FANNING FOUNDATION [Buzzy’s Boys & Girls], 2301 Chartres, 70117; 943.8929 Shreveport, LA [318] KREWE OF APOLLO/SHREVEPORT, PO

Box 4918, 71134 PHILADELPHIA CENTER, PO Box 44454, 71134-4454; 222.6633 YWCAAIDS MINORITY COMMUNITY OUTREACH, 700 Pierre Ave., 71103; 226.8717

pets New Orleans, LA [504] CHI-WA-WA GA-GA, 511 Dumaine; 581.4242; chiwawagaga.com FRENCH QUARTER PET ASYLUM, 513 Dumaine St., 302.9845 DR. MIKE'S ANIMAL HOUSE, 1120 N. Rampart, 523.4455

pharmacy New Orleans, LA [504] MUMFREY'S PHARMACY, 1021 W. Judge Perez Dr., Chalmette, LA 70043, 504.279.6312

photography New Orleans, LA [504] GRAHAM/STUDIO ONE NEW ORLEANS, by appointment, grahamstudioone.com

plumbers New Orleans, LA [504] AVALON PLUMBING, residential & commercial repair & remodeling, call Michael 237.0888 RAMSEY PLUMBING, repairs, repipe, sewer & drain cleaning, water heaters, disposals, 296.6865

printers New Orleans, LA [504] SIR SPEEDY, 343 Carondelet, 586.9812

real estate agents New Orleans, LA [504] JUDY FISHER, INC. REALTORS, Agent Mary Lind, 874.4905, marylind2020@gmail.com PRUDENTIAL GARDNER REALTORS, Agent Brett A. Rector, Cell: 453.2277, Office: 861.6400, brettinla@aol.com

restaurants New Orleans, LA [504] 700 CLUB RESTAURANT, 700 Burgundy, 561.1095, 561.1098, 700ClubNewOrleans.COM Bywater Restaurant, Deli & BBQ,3162 Dauphine St., 944.4445 Cafe Amelie, 912 Royal St., 412.8965 Clover Grill, 900 Bourbon St., 598.1010, CloverGrill.COM Country Club Restaurant, 634 Louisa St., TheCountryClubNewOrleans.COM, 945.0742 Embers Original Bourbon House, 700 Bourbon, 523.1485 Krystal, 116 Bourbon at Canal, 523.4030 La Peniche, 1940 Dauphine St., 943.1460 Louisiana Pizza Kitchen, 95 French Market Pl., 522.9500 Maximo's Italian Grill, 1117 Decatur St., 586.8883, MaximosGrill.COM Mona Lisa Restaurant, 1212 Royal St., 522.6746 Orleans Grapevine Wine & Bar Bistro, 720 Orleans The Pelican Club, 312 Exchange Alley, 523.1504, PelicanClub.COM Quartermaster: The Nellie Deli, 1100 Bourbon St. , 529.1416 Tiramisu 55 Restaurant & Bar, 123 Carondelet, 581.3288 Tomatillo's, a Nuevo Latino Restaurant, 437 Esplanade Ave, 945.9997, TomatillosNOLA.COM

retail/shopping New Orleans, LA [504] ALTERNATIVES, 907 Bourbon St., 70116; 524.5222

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allons acadiana by Chris Perkins, Lafayette, Louisiana Email: keebler_6984@yahoo.com

his time of year is a magical time of year depending on how you look at. It’s cold, and usually has nasty weather throughout, so far the most part this time of year is looked at as a “dead” time of year, and some people tend to get slightly depressed. Now let’s twist it from the norm, and break it down to the basics that mothernature tries to teach us. During the winter, trees loose their leaves and become barren and on the outside would appear to be dead, but it’s at this time of year that we can

BOURBON-STRIP TEASE, 205 Bourbon St., 70130; 581.6633, bourbontease.com THE HERB IMPORT COMPANY, 711 St. Peter [in French Quarter], 525.4372; 5055 Canal St. [near City Park Ave.], 488.4889 LA MINA STERLING, 840 Royal St., 324.3423, laminasterling@gmail.com PANDA BEAR, 415 Bourbon St., 529.8064 QUEEN FASHIONS, QueenFashions.COM RAB DAB CLOTHING AND GIFTS, 918 Royal St., 525.6662 SERENDIPITOUS MASKS, 831 Decatur St., 522.9158

spas New Orleans, LA [504] B.BETTER DAY SPA & SALON, 5601 Tchoupitoulas St., 895.2760, bbetter.org CLUB NEW ORLEANS, 515 Toulouse, 581.2402, www.the-clubs.com FLEX NEW ORLEANS, 700 Baronne St., 598.FLEX [3539] SPA ATLANTIS PROFESSIONAL SPA & SALON, 740 Gravier St., 566.8088, SpaAtlantis.NET

tours New Orleans, LA [504] SOUTHERN COMFORT TOURS, 400.9270, southerncomforttours@yahoo.com STEAMBOAT NATCHEZ, Toulouse Street Dock, 568.1401, SteamboatNatchez.COM

theatres New Orleans, LA [504] LE PETIT THEATRE DU VIEUX CARRE, 616 St. Peter, 522.2081 MAHALIA JACKSON THEATRE OF PERFORMING ARTS, 801 N. Rampart, Armstrong Park, mahaliajacksontheater.com, 525.1052 SOUTHERN REP THEATRE, Canal Place, 365 Canal St., 3rd Floor, 522.6545, SouthernRep.COM

websites CRESCENT CITY, CrescentCity.COM GAY AMERICA, GayAmerica.COM GAY AUSTIN, GayAustin.NET GAY BARS, GayBars.COM GAY PENSACOLA, GayPensacola.COM OFFICIAL GAY EASTER PARADE, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayEasterParade.COM OFFICIAL GAY MARDI GRAS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayMardiGras.COM OFFICIAL GAY NEW ORLEANS, 828-A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, GayNewOrleans.COM OFFICIAL SOUTHERN DECADENCE, 828A Bourbon St., 70116-3137, 504.522.8049, SouthernDecadence.COM

look at these lifeless trees and learn so much about them. Life has been said to be a learning experience and you must first learn to be able to grow, move-on and live, spring! Every year plants, trees loose all that they have and following the longest, coldest winters, they all blossom and come back with greener leaves and even fill out more than they were the previous years. When you take what life gives you, be it a person, job, or even just a situation; strip away all the pretty “leaves,” that keep you from understanding what’s really going on and you will see everything you need to know. Just like the tree, it isn’t until the leaves fall that we can see and learn all about the tree, the leaves are just a cover up, or front when you put it to life’s little tangled webs. To learn and grow from a situation, one has to remove oneself from it, and by that I simply mean to strip it down to what it is, taking all the sugar coating off, leaves, and exam the entire scenario. Another little thing that can help anyone from getting caught up in a bad place, all those old sayings that our parents tried to teach that you never wanted to listen to, toss them up into an equation you may have and you will get the solution, yet again when you break math down to its bare minimal then it is easy to solve. So this has turned out to be longer than planned, but so are the many things in life and you can’t just cut corners with it nor sugar coat it to stop from hurting someone’s feelings because ultimately you become the person that gets hurt and looses out. Also, this is the time of year we all take a step back to try again once the clock strikes twelve, so take what you want and here’s to sticking with those New Year Resolutions! Sound Factory and Jules invite you to join them any time, seven days a week there is something to be going on that will make anyone’s night simply the best night you could have. Jules Downtown has done some remodeling that looks really nice, so if for nothing else just take a pass to see what all has been done and if there may be more to come. Sound Factory has many things coming for starters, Karaoke will be moved to Wednesday’s and many other things that you will want to be sure to know what’s happening at the other end of downtown! Crystal’s in Lake Charles will also be making some changes as the new year rolls in. So just be sure to head on down to Crystal’s and see what they have planned for you there. It’s always good to get away and party with new people. So I will end this saying that I hope you all have a very safe time, wish everyone a joyous Christmas and a great and fabulous New Year's!!! Hope to see you all out for the party of the year, the last party of the year, New Year's Eve!!!

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Beverly with her ever warming smile just welcoming you inside @ Jules Downtown Such stunningly beautiful ladies @ Sound Factory

Strike a pose lady, stun us with your grace @ Jules Downtown

Can I get a smile @ Jules Downtown? Joey & Keebler @ Sound Factory Give us your best smile @ Jules Downtown

The sisters appear to be wired together @ Sound Factory...

Justin & Joe @ Jules Downtown I am going to need you to focus @ Sound Factory

Hey these guys were having a blast @ Sound Factory... HGH, lol, @ Jules Downtown

These are just the hottest ones @ Sound Factory, so there ya go

And we made sure that they had a blast as well @ Sound Factory

Well according to my predictions, that’s a hot mess right there @ Jules Downtown Steven n Drew @ Jules Downtown

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paparazzi They agreed with us, lol, @ Sound Factory

Buster doin' what he does best

Boys, boys, boys @ Jules Downtown...

Now this is just one cute little couple @ Jules Downtown

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Focus, Strike A Pose ~ Lafayette, Louisiana ~ Photos by Chris Perkins

Cuz Diva is da female version of a hustler @ Sound Factory

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hot tails of red stick by Brad Benedict Email: bradhottails@hotmail.com

don’t like all the commercial aspects of the Christmas season, but I guess it has always been this way. After all, when we were youngsters, I’m sure we made out wish lists and put pressure on our parents to have Santa deliver these items. I looked back through my decorations this year, and even though I didn’t put up a tree, I saw things from past Christmas pleasures. The most impressive items of my collection are those Christmas ornaments that have been in the family for nearly a hundred years. They are fragile but so beautiful. At one time, they hung on a pine tree that came from our property, and the snow was soap, something that so many families used back then. The lights and other decorations went on first, and then the snow was placed delicately on the limbs so as not to cover any of the lights or ornaments. I suppose it doesn’t sound all that beautiful, but it was. Not only was it a beautiful sight, but the electric trains, cowboy toys, and clothes were all such a thrill to see under the tree. I recall one year that after all the presents were opened, we all got ready for bed. I don’t know if I was disappointed or not, but my dad came to my room after I had almost fallen asleep and told me I didn’t finish cleaning the living room and I had to get back up and finish my chores. I’m sure I was quite upset in having to do this, but when I walked through the dining room and looked into the living room, there was a new bicycle by the Christmas tree. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and I have to think that a smile came to my face. I can recall to this day how I touched that bike to make sure it was real. So it was on that Christmas day of long ago that I learned to ride my bike, and again I recall that my dad, who wasn’t the most patient person in the world, was upset because I couldn’t keep from falling. I suppose he got tired of holding me up, keeping me from hurting myself. I had experienced that same attitude when he tried to teach me how to swim. What he lacked in patience he made up for in love, something I didn’t realize at the time but now that he is gone, I can look back and see all the love that he had for me. So at this Christmas season, think of all the joys you have in life and all the loved ones who care for you. That is really what it all means, and that is why we leave Christ in Christmas. It is a time of love and togetherness, and we should all take pride in what we have and how we can share this feeling of the season with others.

Local Parties

he biggest social gathering of the season for me and many others takes place at the TylerPossa Law Firm on Broussard. It is that time of the year when John, Joe, Stephanie, and all the employees reach out to their friends and clients with a lavish Christmas party. I can recall so many of these

taking place at Joe’s home, but they are now held in the law offices. Just finding a parking space within a few blocks is difficult. It’s as if the entire city turns out for these festivities. The food is fantastic. The people are great to be around. And everyone gets to admire the outstanding beauty of our most famous host, the fantastic Possa man. It is always so nice to be included in these annual events. Splash had an outstanding gathering last week which they termed “Customer Appreciation Night.” That is exactly what it was as everyone gathered to accept and be a part of this annual tradition at one of the Deep South’s major dance clubs. I was going to be there the previous night, and Cory asked me to wait a night so that I could celebrate the season with them on this special night. It was a smashing success, and everyone enjoyed the camaraderie of the gathering. The tree wasn’t up at Hound Dogs when I went by. If I understood correctly from Joy, something melted on their regular tree so Kyle and James were off to their place in Mississippi to obtain another tree. I also learned that Johnny has moved on to another career, so that means I need to get back and do pictures of a couple of new bartenders they have. George’s was in the process of being decorated when I stopped in last week. I got some nice (long) hugs from my beautiful Luther. My goodness! My heart was racing with excitement. Andy was busy getting things ready for customers, and Mark was their first one of the day. Chansley was in fine form and eager to see what pictures I had used in Ambush. Lea had a fabulous private party at his home too. This sexy stud works at the nursery over on Perkins Road and is another of those good huggers. He was exhausted from all the work at the nursery and the preparations for the party, but everything came off perfectly. It was a great gathering of friends. Coming up this week is the annual party taking place at Sam’s home. I can’t recall how many trees he has up this year, but I know that there are at least a half dozen – different colors, separate themes, and all positioned so nicely around the hot tub built into his lovely party room. Patrick, who used to manage Hibiscus Bookstore, was the decorator. In fact, I picked up Sam for our theater outing, and we left Patrick working on the trees. I’ll do some pictures after the party this weekend and pass them along for you all to see. Maybe I can get a group pic of all the cute young studs that will be in attendance. There were numerous other parties and activities for everyone to enjoy. The best outdoor function was the lighting of the Christmas tree in the downtown area. The weather had canceled it the previous week, and it almost canceled it the following weekend. It was cold, but that didn’t stop the enthusiasm of all those in attendance. North Boulevard is all decorated [continued on 37]

Patrick, Dann, Eric & Butch Jason & Lucinda

Charles, Hunter & Kelly Zoe Valentine

Jason

Miss Olympus 2009

Stephanie Stevens Zoe & Maxie

alexandria

paparazzi

Terry

Gia & Marsheya

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Only @ Olympus ~ Alexandria, Louisiana

Nearly Christmas

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Joy & Katie @ Hound Dogs

red stick paparazzi Richard captures a cutie

Taking a break @ George’s

Andy & Darin Karaoke stud

Guy corners a cute one

Ken & Mark

Jimmy & friend Singing & dancing Chica LaRouge Cody & Chansley

James relaxing with a friend

Luther chatting with friends

Having fun @ George’s

Enjoying a night out on the town

Michael, Jared, Luther & Chansley

Richard & Philip

Group picture - George’s

Cody & Richard

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Out On The Town ~ Baton Rouge, Louisiana ~ Photos by Brad Benedict

Luther & Chansley

hot tails of red stick ...from 34 for the season, and a stroll around the fountains by the River Center is a must. Put on a coat and head out to this beautiful setting. You will be glad you did. If you were able to make it to Natchitoches on the first Saturday of this month, you got to see another spectacular light display. It’s been a while since I went to this event, but I know several who made the journey this year. It is a full day of outstanding activities, and when that switch is thrown to turn on all the lights in the downtown area, it is something of unbelievable beauty. I don’t know of another city that does this so elaborately as Natchitoches. Lots of neighborhoods are all decked out in lights again this year. Even Spanish Town has a few that are nice to see. I do think that lots of people don’t go all out for home decorations anymore. However, there are some communities that sponsor contests. It’s nice to just relax with a car full of friends and drive around looking at these lights. I even did this in New Orleans last week. As a former resident of the city, I wanted to see all this beauty first hand. Of course, I had to dine at Jack Dempsey’s in the Bywater, attend the theater presentation of “The Color Purple,” and view the lights on the way out of town on my way back to the capital city. I do miss living in the Crescent City and wish I still had my apartment in the French Quarter, but time has a way of changing things. What are left are the beautiful memories. One of my big pleasures of visiting New Orleans was to stop by the bookstore on Chartres to chat with Fred. When he passed away, it was just never the same. I also used to love to visit with Shan at his book and antique store on down the street, a block or so from the Beauregard-Keyes House. And it was also a special treat to stop in at Brocato’s for a little ice cream. These excursions also included so many of the bars that were and still are in the Quarter. Even an occasional stopover at Ambush Headquarters on Bourbon Street was always such a treat. I sometimes wonder why I don’t get out more, so I’m going to have to make myself a list of things to do in 2010 and get back to the basics. Damn Katrina! That storm changed so many things, but now we have the Saints and the city is alive again. That means the basics have to return and will include more bar

hoppin’ and dining and visiting with friends. It means more parades and parties during Mardi Gras. And it will be a time for enjoying those king cakes again. Life is short, and we all need to celebrate every day to the max. Let’s all make this a part of our resolutions for the new year.

Just James

had breakfast again last week at Strands on Laurel, but it was a little different this time. I got to observe a beautiful young man, one I’ve known for a while but always a little on the shy

side. At least it would appear that he is shy, but I have my doubts. I think there is a smoldering inferno beneath the surface. He had several text books on the table and was checking something on his laptop. Occasionally, there would be a slight smile. Then he would just gaze at the table as if [continued on 38]

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the pink pastor by Rev. Clinton Crawshaw Email: pastor@bigeasymcc.com www.bigeasymcc.com

In Constant hope….

t is a little observed fact that de spite protestations of cynicism on the part of the public, and our mistrust of people in many different areas, we are still overwhelmingly hopeful. Humanity is an expectant people. We still hope that our leaders will prove superhuman, we still hope that our religious leaders will prove infinitely better than human beings can be, and more than this – we still have a basic expectation that tomorrow will be better than today. Cynics will say this is misguided, but apart from the few with selective memories, most of us accept that in the broad areas of human development, today is a great deal better than a hundred, two hundred or a thousand years ago. We in the LGBT community understand this better than most – in just fifty years we have gone from a violently persecuted people, living in constant threat of jail and public disgrace, to a people whose time is coming – that have a place at the table. All is not achieved but it is a great deal better than it was. Hope is not foolish – we hope that our leaders will learn, we hope that our pastor’s will practice what they preach and we hope that progress will mean a

hot tails of red stick ...from 36 in deep thought. He even got up, went outside for a cigarette, and then came back to resume his studies or whatever he was doing. What intrigued me about him the most was a discovery I had not seen before. He straightened up in his chair, leaned back as if to stretch, and at the same time pulled his T-shirt tightly down from his chest. My goodness! I almost fell out of my chair. I had no idea he had such a dynamic form beneath those clothes. Well, I had observed those tight jeans, but for some reason never got as high as the chest. The guy has a magnificent set of muscles hidden from view. It was then that I knew for sure that this one is a remarkably sexy young man. With blonde hair and a nice smile, James is a wonderful specimen of young manhood at its finest. I recall when he lived around the corner and was dating a friend on our street that he managed to display that shy, almost reserved air of privacy. I miss seeing him now that he has moved out of Spanish Town, but I do recall all those times when he was that quiet neighbor, minding his own business, keeping to himself, and going back to his apartment at dawn. Having a loving relationship now seems to have changed him somewhat, but that quiet and shy appearance still lingers. I find him to be one of the sexiest guys around. With Christmas so near, I could easily see this stud as an ornament on my list. Talk about ringing some chimes! Oh, my goodness! Merry Christmas, my friends – and a Happy New Year too!

better life. This is not unrealistic, but it is optimistic. The season of Advent, culminating in Christmas, is all about the triumph of hope - not a hope born of certainty and security, but the tenuous hope that clings on despite everything the world can throw at it. Jesus was not the messiah that people expected or wanted – they wanted a messiah on their own terms who would ‘set everything right’ – renew the Jewish nation as they thought it should be, and wreak horrible revenge on all who had ever hurt them. Instead they got the living embodiment of loving kindness, the God made flesh who turned all their expectations on their heads. This Jesus offered them much more than the messiah they wanted, but in order to partake of it they had to abandon pride, vengeance and embrace forgiveness and love. For many people today this is too hard to even contemplate. We are little better than those who condemned Jesus, as most of us want blessings on our own terms – if they come packaged in ways that call upon us for change and growth we run in fear. But despite our failings, hope kindles within us and is very hard to extinguish. This thing that characterizes the love of Christ more than anything else for me is endless forgiveness – endless returning – even after a year of struggle and failure, successes and disappointments have embattled us; we are still able to approach Christmas with hope and a sense of new possibilities. It grieves me that we set our failures between us and God, when in fact those failures are just part of the human landscape – to be erased in a moment by the grace of God. Those things we call sin are a much bigger problem to us and to our conscience than to the God who made us as we are, who knit us together in our mother’s wombs – warts and all. For me, it is my failures that have been the source of my greatest growth, and my greatest blessings – the urgency of sin is to learn from it and rise above it, not to get bogged down in endless self recrimination and guilt. Self acceptance and self respect are essential parts of the Christian life – it is not about denial, but transformation. Without my God-given flaws I would have floated along in a kind of half life, never spurred into action, and never spurred into self examination and progress. Christmas is not about giving (at least not about gifts), it is not about food or even family. Christmas is about hope –the hope that God robed in human flesh - God in Jesus Christ, brought 2000 years ago and continues to bring again and again, as often as we need it, despite all the struggles and despite our fear and trembling in the face of the future. Christmas says God lives with us, Christmas says that God, the incomprehensible maker of heaven and Earth, of the far flung stars and the innumerable galaxies touches human experience. Furthermore, this God

touches us and feels us and gathers us up at our most vulnerable and broken. In the bitterness of Calvary God has even tasted our despair. In the face of such a God there is no other alternative but hope! Happy Christmas Everyone! Rev. Clinton Crawshaw is the pastor of The Big Easy Metropolitan Community

Church, part of the only worldwide LGBTaffirming denomination. The Big Easy MCC meets every Sunday at 5pm at St. Matthew’s Church, 1333 South Carrollton Avenue, NOLA 70118. Check out their website at www.bigeasymcc.com. Pastor Clinton can be reached at 504.214.4340 or revcrawshaw@yahoo.com.

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Livin’ Janis

few people have been seeing Elvis Presley wandering around the Oakwood Shopping Mall, but I never seem to spy the guy. But, last night I did get to see Janice Joplin live and wonderful on the stage of Le Chat Noir. If I hadn’t been a big fan of her during her days in the 1960s thereby knowing she would now be in her late 60s, I could have almost been fooled as I enjoyed a stunning tribute to Ms. Joplin as she was reincarnated live and raw by the remark-

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able Dorian Rush in Livin’ Janis, which she also wrote. I was amazed at the accuracy of Ms. Rush’s body language, gestures, vocal nuances and strong singing voice. There was a raw intensity that exploded on stage when she sang Ms. Joplin’s great hits. It was like a religious experience of the Holy Spirit when she got into it, I mean really got down and into it, the singing of those remembered songs and lyrics. Ms. Joplin said at one time she wanted to be the first white black blues singer and she was. Ms. Rush shows why and how. Bessie Smith, Leadbelly, Odetta, and Big Mama Thornton were a big influence on Joplin

who was just an “ugly girl from Port Author, Texas” until her great talent as a singer exploded all over the country in the mid sixties. I’ve got to say the guys in the band, Brian Brossard, Bill Davis and Michael Dollars - they were magnificent and made the whole show really work. The script written by Dorian Rush was clever and accurate, giving us a clear glimpse into the life and work of the sadly deceased Ms. Joplin. The dialogue was natural and interesting and eventually very moving. “Well come down, come down,” were the opening lyrics of her first song and that set the tone for the evening. It was totally 60s rock like we once heard years ago living in New York; and Ms. Rush and the boys in the band recreated the essence of this sound with uncanny artistry. The nearly full house gave the performers a standing ovation. I can still hear her singing the song Kris Kristofferson wrote for her, “Busted flat in B a t o n Rouge... Me and Bobbie McGee... Na na na na na...” Or her acapella. version of “Lord , won’t you by me a Mercedes Benz.” I wonder what Janice Joplin would have thought about her reincarnation. I can hear her now saying, “Well f**k man, she sounds, acts, and looks just like me. Far out man...” Janice Lyn Joplin over dosed on pure heroin on October 4, 1970 at 1:30am. But, she was vibrantly alive one night at Le Chat Noir and I got to see her, hear her, and love her all over again. Thank you Dorian Rush. Man, you’ve got a real talent when you can pull this off!

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Entertainer of the Year Coca & Bartender of the Year Jeff in for Oz’s Sunday Night Show

The fabulous Mercedes Ellis Loreal stars in Sunday Show Night @ Oz

DJ of the Year Tim Pflueger with Oz’s Sunday MC Blanche Debris, the Saints’ biggest cheerleader on Bourbon Street

C&B Enterprises’ GM John & Ronald pop into Oz for the Sunday show

Chanel & Tubby’s Golden Lantern Mgr. Lance

Richard & Paul at Satyricon’s Christmas Bazaar & Auction

Queen Satyricon Wedon, Christina & Troy at “Silent Night of the Lambs” opening at Le Chat Noir

David, Marcelo, Orlando & Willie @ Society Page’s Christmas Party

Satyricon Capt. Mickey @ with Queen Satyricon V Hoyle at “Silent Night of the Lambs” opening

Until It Is Over’s Don, Randy & Jonathan celebrate @ Society Page’s Christmas Party

Tubby’s Golden Lantern Bar Baron Rick & new bartender David @ the Lantern

MC Gary Glitter & pageant coordinator Rikki Redd at Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern Pageant

Another Sunday night showstopper, Tyra Van Ryan @ Oz

Gizelle Bouvier with Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern 1st Runnerup Vanessa Carmichael

Blanche’s daughter, Dusty Debris makes her debut on stage @ Dance Bar of the Year Oz

Miss Tubby’s Golden Lantern Judges: Entertainer of the Year Coca, GL’s Winston & Starlight’s Javier

Society Page’s Christmas Party brought in the Cutter’s brigade Ted & Becky Allen at Satyricon’s Christmas Bazaar & Auction at The Friendly Bar Annex

Tim & Tom at Satyricon’s Christmas Bazaar & Auction

Bartender Vaughn served cocktails for Society Page’s Christmas Party

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Ambush’s Marsha joins Bianca wannabe Persana Shoulders @ Oz’s Holiday blowout

Karen, John & 700 Club's Michael @ 700 Club’s Holiday Party

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Bryan & Chris @ 700 Club's Holiday Party

C&B Enterprises GM John with 4 Seasons’ bartenders Brad & Chuck @ Double Play’s Christmas Party Cafe Lafitte in Exile Mgr. Jerry & Alternatives’ Philip @ Wood Enterprises’ Employee Party

Oz Mgr. & party chef Glenn host Oz’s Holiday Party

Santa Lisa entertains for Corner Pocket’s Christmas Party

Bartenders Trevor, Wil, John & Eddie get together for Double Play’s Christmas Party Carlos & Clint @ Oz's Holiday Party

Paula, Rudy, DJ Myke & Max enjoy the Wood Enterprises’ Party

Keith & Tony celebrate @ Corner Pocket’s Christmas Party Double Play’s Bill in for the Double Play Christmas Party Kyle & Frankie @ Oz's Holiday Party Good Friends Mgr. Neel & bartender Richie @ Wood Enterprises’ Party

Rawhide Mgr. Joe, Ken & DJ Johnny Love @ the Wood Enterprises Party

Paloma joins Oz GM for Oz’s big Holiday Party

Cody, Matt, Malissa & Michael welcome guests to 700 Club’s Holiday Party

Santa’s helpers up on the bar @ Corner Pocket’s Christmas Party

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Tom Wood & Ken Grandpre host the Wood Enterprises’ Employee Christmas Party in the Balcony Bar

Double Play’s Chuck, Corner Pocket’s Micheal & Le Roundup’s Candise celebrate @ Double Play’s annual Christmas Party

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